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05-18-2026 · 10h 25m

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[00:00:30] Yo, I should I should just it is off streamer. If it takes the kids is it working?
[00:00:35] I'm not a fix it. I'm gonna try this on the fly. Okay. I
[00:00:41] Know I do that well
[00:00:45] Why do that I'm not a pretty back since
[00:00:51] I need 10 fans.
[00:00:58] I only said 80F and 60$, at the very least I'm not nervous.
[00:01:02] Damn, hold on, I got this.
[00:01:07] Modify and I do this.
[00:01:16] I do that, and then I do this.
[00:01:23] Bang.
[00:01:25] And then read the same thing as you'll be asked to then start.
[00:01:29] Bang it, from the fucking goal.
[00:01:34] That's what I do, that's what I do.
[00:01:39] That's what the fuck I do, buddy.
[00:01:46] Do that chat that's what the fuck we do, baby
[00:01:53] I'm actually fucking heighten. Okay. That was good. That was good as well
[00:01:59] Yeah, I had to fix my shit on the plan
[00:02:04] Chat we should all be fine. No, I'm not a blaze dini because I get I'm okay
[00:02:09] I'm happy is this it for me. Hey, I help me. I'm thankful. Thank you, but
[00:02:12] the civil's running was already corrected it was correct it just bad also
[00:02:21] chat is there a guy that was in it chat just say my yes it was unlucky and I had
[00:02:27] this fucking little box okay okay let me explain that again I have my own
[00:02:35] router so that my line is the same with icos but it's in tandem with two
[00:02:42] again but my second router is on a fucking it Wi-Fi plug it and hold on what
[00:02:51] that means is that the plug itself in the wall literally goes offline it based
[00:02:58] on a on on a Wi-Fi input and I hate it I swear you won't get you want you
[00:03:06] You wanna even believe this?
[00:03:08] Hold on.
[00:03:10] Since my house is like a wifi house,
[00:03:12] like a small house, hold on.
[00:03:15] When a car goes by in front of the house
[00:03:18] and the camera sends data to the fucking,
[00:03:22] to the thing, right?
[00:03:24] It overloads the wifi, it cooks my shit,
[00:03:27] and then the outlet that this wifi went offline
[00:03:31] and it unplugged my router.
[00:03:33] I swear, I swear, I swear this is not a joke.
[00:03:40] My wifi at home crashes when there's a car
[00:03:44] that goes in front of the fucking house.
[00:03:45] I fix it now, but one car, but it doesn't matter,
[00:03:50] right, because the wifi is, no, no, no,
[00:03:51] the wifi is my wifi, because I'm plugged in this.
[00:03:55] But the router is plugged to the wall,
[00:03:59] but the wall plugged, you just wifi it.
[00:04:03] So you can turn it off by distance.
[00:04:07] So the way we do maintenance with the router is that
[00:04:12] when you use it from afar
[00:04:14] and it can be done remotely.
[00:04:17] It's like a plug in the wall, right?
[00:04:19] It can play on and off, whatever you get it.
[00:04:25] I switched it as well, sorry.
[00:04:28] Yeah, that's all right.
[00:04:30] Um...
[00:04:31] Oh
[00:04:34] It's called TP link that was gonna TP link yeah, I
[00:04:38] Don't fucking know that is yeah that whatever
[00:04:42] Okay, hey, yeah, we are here Jeff. Hello
[00:04:46] I'm up to early because I didn't sleep much because um because uh, yeah, that was fucking the dashes
[00:04:53] I had to fix some shit and I had to diagnose this this shit, but it's fixed now though. So we're good
[00:04:59] I don't think it's a piece over here. It wasn't that busy. It was my mother's old busy, but it's a piece of fine
[00:05:09] I do yes, I'm your who's even sure who is it? Who's the woman talking to me?
[00:05:15] Okay, I'll check. So now we have a first real stream out here
[00:05:20] Victor's gonna be here today in like eight days or things in that is and it will do all the air else was just cool
[00:05:25] Oh, that's fun. That's fun. That's cool
[00:05:36] I want to drive the car to the track on the first time for sure
[00:05:40] Do like a normal like it let's be like a four-stage order with them with the guys to work over there. It's not cool
[00:05:47] Lots of time. I didn't get to shoot it last time. It was a lot of fun. I
[00:05:49] I
[00:05:51] Get to show you guys, okay, that's cool. I'll drive the
[00:05:58] The Lambo the Mustang and the
[00:06:02] The Porsche at the track she have all three of them
[00:06:13] Oh
[00:06:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah a little bit okay wait um other than that in the other new chef. Oh, how's that doing today?
[00:06:27] Hello
[00:06:30] I'm gonna forget it
[00:06:31] Yeah, I don't mind my house not bloody. Why are you since it's too long?
[00:06:36] No, the bramish. Where's that? Yeah, no, I don't think I'm gonna burn it. Yeah, let me just sit down
[00:06:41] I
[00:06:43] That's the wrong camera
[00:06:51] Thanks it hi
[00:06:54] Well, it's the option testing the camera it exploded much love for 18 months excuse you
[00:07:02] I'm gonna force the rising probably not to maybe and it came here to you
[00:07:07] It's like it's like a bad taste, but
[00:07:09] But, what does the process have a game that like it?
[00:07:12] You can play.
[00:07:13] And it's, it's about it.
[00:07:16] Uh, it's like a game to play.
[00:07:20] It's not too crazy.
[00:07:21] It's like a player's game.
[00:07:23] Guys, it's a, it's a game that you buy and you play.
[00:07:30] Right?
[00:07:31] Yeah.
[00:07:32] Chat, chat.
[00:07:33] It's a good game to play when you're on a phone call.
[00:07:38] Hold on then, it's a good game to play when you're on a conference call, when the company's
[00:07:43] calling or whatever, your mom or your dad, you have the phone, you boot up and force that.
[00:07:49] But it doesn't interest me more than that, do you know what I mean?
[00:07:58] Chad, do we all agree?
[00:08:00] No, shut up!
[00:08:01] Chad, do we all agree or not?
[00:08:03] Four years plus and still no welcome to the jungle
[00:08:08] Classic so you're game when you want to watch me the video yet, you know
[00:08:13] Chia avid avid avid really really wasn't sevens and I haven't you take it haven't you take it
[00:08:19] Marks is a fucker
[00:08:22] I hope they keep him deep down in that fucking cave, and he don't go fucking nowhere
[00:08:27] The guy's so brain dead. I don't even care the roots for him
[00:08:32] If you're that stupid then get fucked you get fucked on it is what you deserve it. I
[00:08:38] Started watching you one of the basins and I'm 23 what and my accounting fuck his life crazy
[00:08:46] guys
[00:08:49] Because because the baby is it is that
[00:08:52] Heli
[00:08:54] Who the hell he is that nobody gives it about fucking heli
[00:08:57] What did it nobody gives a shit about everything for the move of God accept the trade or ask some wonder remind you
[00:09:04] Oh shit milking me of 100 bucks. Okay, actually for a moment. I
[00:09:09] Didn't forget
[00:09:15] But how was it love you x welcome to the jungle perchance
[00:09:21] I
[00:09:23] Please
[00:09:31] It was like like 30k, right?
[00:09:36] You can check just doing a hundred bucks. I roll I got you wrong
[00:09:41] He says 45 for that game. I got you
[00:09:44] Dig in your butt twin dig in your butt twin
[00:09:47] Let me show him the beat, she's back.
[00:09:52] And get fucking stewied, you fucking moron.
[00:09:57] Get fucking stewied, I'll give you a fuck.
[00:09:59] 45.
[00:10:00] Fuck you!
[00:10:01] I'll give you a fuck.
[00:10:02] Oh, there's more.
[00:10:03] Don't cancel it, don't cancel it.
[00:10:04] Don't cancel it.
[00:10:05] Don't cancel it.
[00:10:06] Don't cancel it.
[00:10:07] Don't cancel it.
[00:10:08] Don't cancel it.
[00:10:09] Don't cancel it.
[00:10:10] And bang.
[00:10:11] One more like that.
[00:10:12] And bang.
[00:10:13] One more like that.
[00:10:14] Okay, is there any more legs?
[00:10:15] And hold on.
[00:10:16] Oh
[00:10:23] No, I can't fall
[00:10:30] Oh shit
[00:10:34] Oh god, I can't do it. I'll do it
[00:10:38] Um
[00:10:39] Can you can you send me a request full of like dog shit so I get I get they give you my my my my mable ship pretty much
[00:10:45] please just any requests that ask for all my garbage this was another money
[00:10:52] canceling outside I'll get you to free no no no that's what look at what I said
[00:10:58] when I said you know I get a lick it I mean you get a lick it up to me I mean
[00:11:05] that's obvious and we're just made we're just a major jokes
[00:11:09] Anyway, um, if you have something to say, uh, I already have something to say, uh, but
[00:11:20] yes, very, um, just a good good morning, good morning, hello, how was it with you today?
[00:11:30] We'll just say we're just gonna never get the internet, maybe we'll have some fun and maybe we'll um
[00:11:37] Maybe we'll um
[00:11:40] Okay, we have to teach them how to play, it's insane. I guess I gotta be pretty sure they like this unlucky
[00:11:46] I give them this horrible terrain, but it's okay
[00:11:49] Why is there a tournament to join up on?
[00:11:55] Uh, also really
[00:11:57] I
[00:12:00] Excuse the old readings from
[00:12:02] Also PC setup reviews when
[00:12:06] Finish
[00:12:11] Okay, I will tell this later, but then I'm soon as soon as the mind of any respects
[00:12:14] You still have a lot of stuff to do on subnautica to multiple more hours
[00:12:19] I
[00:12:22] Want to give you like like bullshit. It is anything good in here
[00:12:33] Like somebody's gonna fucking scum Oz me yo, yo, yo
[00:12:38] Somebody somebody request my shit that isn't that isn't like good it again. I'll get you
[00:12:43] Like one of the one of the VIPs in chat and I request some shit
[00:12:48] And if I swear if I go and look back and there's some shit worth more than 50 bucks
[00:12:54] You're fucking crook. You're crook. Yo, yo, yo, I will call the supporter and ooh if I speak again
[00:13:08] Oh, yeah
[00:13:10] I
[00:13:20] What what was what would I say?
[00:13:24] You know though, I saw something. That's what it hold on. So you like that or there
[00:13:31] This is what
[00:13:33] I
[00:13:39] My mom is there you yo, okay
[00:13:45] Yeah, yeah mark mark those words that
[00:13:48] She run out of it. You never say the L drivers suck
[00:13:55] Ever just what what is if this guy sucked you would have fucked your car up
[00:13:59] If this guy was a bad driver, he would have cooked your shit to a crisp and he'd be quite like a baby
[00:14:16] Jack he's right. He's right. I
[00:14:20] Mean, but I actually wonder like like you make a deep dive like what are you doing? Like
[00:14:29] At me back on steam I've never wanted something more like what are you doing the name is screaming maniac
[00:14:38] Also also the first gear is really really really it's you it's useless
[00:14:44] Don't be fucking excited on the first year. It's fucking useless. Everybody knows it. Okay, like
[00:14:50] It's it's spinning
[00:14:52] second gear second little bit excuse you see oh my doggy welcome
[00:14:56] Oh, it's what?
[00:14:58] There's there's like 20 kids that I left blocking the car on the road trying to get
[00:15:04] I found a man
[00:15:05] You can I be honest with you, Ron? Who the fuck ass Loki? I mean, I'm sitting here. I'm wondering who the fuck ass of any of this shit
[00:15:13] I'll have you happen for you. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to happen. I'm not wearing this shit
[00:15:19] I'm not wearing that shit. You fucking bitch ass broki. I don't give a shit. Fucking pooro
[00:15:26] Oh
[00:15:28] We fucking pour on in my chest insane
[00:15:40] Oh, what is that not another chapter is fucking richer
[00:15:43] How out of the six lives cause we're just a walk down the ride
[00:16:01] Yo, it's a fucking staircase. Yeah, it's high chat
[00:16:05] How many how often do you fall over the railing on a fucking staircase? Never it doesn't change because what?
[00:16:13] Whoa!
[00:16:13] What?
[00:16:14] Are you just your accent just now?
[00:16:15] No, no, it's not, it's because I was in the middle of a very important stage.
[00:16:18] I'm gonna take your apology now, and I will...
[00:16:20] Okay, I'm sorry for that.
[00:16:22] You're welcome.
[00:16:23] Thank you.
[00:16:24] That's the way that works, okay.
[00:16:26] Chat.
[00:16:27] Ha ha ha.
[00:16:28] Ha ha ha.
[00:16:29] Thank you, buddy.
[00:16:39] What's the new Mr. Beast video?
[00:16:43] I don't really want you to twitch, stable or an auto, can I ring a bell?
[00:16:53] Have you ever seen a guy like Bradley Martin?
[00:16:56] He's a lot of guys that stuff like Bradley Martin.
[00:16:58] You never seen a guy like, oh, got your hat.
[00:17:01] You know who RiceGum is?
[00:17:02] No, no RiceGum.
[00:17:03] Look behind you.
[00:17:04] Yo, yo, read the fucking rumor.
[00:17:06] This guy wants to do nothing but you, your stupid ass skit is gonna go on TikTok.
[00:17:10] This is the only one of your actors, he's not gonna be paid for to be an actor.
[00:17:13] If you post a good clip, you get a full profit and he gets zero dollars.
[00:17:18] Fuck you!
[00:17:19] Bro, why are you exploiting random civilians? They didn't say anything.
[00:17:24] This guy just wants to get by and feed his family.
[00:17:28] And you're fucking his shit for no reason.
[00:17:30] Why explain that?
[00:17:33] What's up dude?
[00:17:34] How's it going?
[00:17:35] Crazy?
[00:17:36] That's crazy how life works, huh?
[00:17:38] Uh...
[00:17:39] All right
[00:17:48] Yeah, I'm a good guy
[00:17:50] Like sixty one like the clips are like eight dollars for this and and I'm I'm gonna
[00:18:00] But I have to ask about mix it right because there's there's numbers
[00:18:04] He said I'm ready. I know you can't say I can't say it but the
[00:18:09] reported numbers that I saw were between 30 to 50. Yeah, it's accurate. It's accurate? Yeah. Okay, so crazy, right?
[00:18:17] Within a year it shut down also. And I've heard that it shut down, but you got to keep the whole deal. Is that true?
[00:18:25] Shout out to my boy, RR, dude. My lawyer. Best line. Crazy. That is crazy. That was a huge decision. A lot of people are scared at their...
[00:18:32] Watch out, this is not new, this was like...
[00:18:36] This is not new, is it?
[00:18:37] Everybody knew this, like...
[00:18:39] Double-dead.
[00:18:40] Everybody knew this from the start, and knew this afterwards as well.
[00:18:45] It's the greatest weapon in the universe.
[00:18:50] When and if to use it, that's the whole ball game, junior.
[00:18:57] Did you just use that ring to counterfeit one?
[00:19:00] No.
[00:19:02] Tell me how you got it, you know what I got it.
[00:19:07] I sure as hell didn't intervene for it.
[00:19:10] Oh shit, maybe you should have.
[00:19:12] I don't like that, shouldn't you have to work for it?
[00:19:16] Chad, Chad for me, Chad, he's the guy from Bloodline.
[00:19:21] Like, is it, is it, he's the Bloodline guy.
[00:19:23] I'm sure, baby.
[00:19:25] The only way you're going to get this ring
[00:19:26] is over one dead fucking body.
[00:19:30] I think he likes me
[00:19:33] Everybody just I mean not being here till we find out what they're hiding
[00:19:39] Dangerous part of the job and you have to be fearless
[00:19:43] How are you chosen for this? It's only one question. Are you afraid?
[00:19:53] You afraid
[00:20:00] are you afraid? are you afraid? are you afraid? I was raised fearless and I'll do this better
[00:20:23] than he's ever done it before.
[00:20:25] How many prompts have you been thinking?
[00:20:26] How many prompts?
[00:20:28] Then go and get it, John Stewart.
[00:20:34] I'm definitely at least five.
[00:20:37] Zero is self-generated.
[00:20:45] Stop poking.
[00:20:47] It's my turn now.
[00:20:49] I
[00:21:01] Don't really get a check. I don't get the meaning
[00:21:16] I know it's a rocket is I'm not fucking stupid okay
[00:21:19] Um, yeah, where's the other two?
[00:21:26] No.
[00:21:27] So for the ankle injury, um, Alie Rosara is playing against, yeah, I can't read those
[00:21:36] names.
[00:21:37] Very cool.
[00:21:38] Chest and bed, very nice.
[00:21:39] Cookin' Rocky because Rana then post the single from his album because it was
[00:21:44] a hot dog shaker.
[00:21:46] What album?
[00:21:47] Chad, what album?
[00:21:55] What album?
[00:22:13] Chad, is that Rocky?
[00:22:17] we expect to have first.
[00:22:18] I don't think he's bad per se.
[00:22:21] I mean, I like his broccoli.
[00:22:23] He was at a position in time where he was innovating
[00:22:28] in hip-hop, and he was kind of like a leader in hip-hop.
[00:22:32] But that fragment in time only lasted for a few years.
[00:22:37] Four years, two albums, two albums, and then bang.
[00:22:42] I still think he makes good songs sometimes,
[00:22:43] but I think he thinks of himself a bit too seriously.
[00:22:46] I think he wants the product to be too refined and too perfect and it makes for something that people don't really want.
[00:22:51] You know what I mean?
[00:22:51] It's kind of early for you.
[00:22:54] That's what I think of him.
[00:22:57] Um, do you have the top? Which one?
[00:23:02] Um, yo.
[00:23:03] Something is yo.
[00:23:05] I
[00:23:19] Was that
[00:23:25] That would be
[00:23:27] That would be um...Pegasus.
[00:23:30] No, hold on. That would be, yeah, that would be what that is.
[00:23:33] Chad, I didn't know it was on him.
[00:23:35] Um...Barka.
[00:23:38] Arsenal.
[00:23:40] Bayern.
[00:23:43] Um, no, not bad.
[00:23:47] I don't know. I don't know.
[00:23:49] Schild, Schild FC.
[00:23:52] Ego FC.
[00:23:53] Trans FC.
[00:23:54] Um, no, no, we only sit there.
[00:23:56] Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, you don't know what you're supposed to do.
[00:24:01] I'm fine, I'm fine.
[00:24:07] I like the one.
[00:24:09] Alright.
[00:24:26] Yes, I mean I guess
[00:24:30] Okay
[00:24:56] Oh, I thought you were gonna take it.
[00:25:10] Alright.
[00:25:11] Chad, Chad, I did this.
[00:25:13] Chad, Chad, nothing's gonna come of that, right?
[00:25:15] I mean, nothing happened, right?
[00:25:21] Oh, no, I can't.
[00:25:26] Jesus, my man.
[00:25:39] Jack.
[00:25:41] Jack, if it don't mean that.
[00:25:43] Why is it allowed legally to fucking have speakers inside of the...
[00:25:49] No.
[00:25:50] If there was a technology, it could instantly turn you into a woman.
[00:25:54] Yeah.
[00:25:55] You wouldn't hesitate to turn
[00:26:19] Like a battering ram
[00:26:21] We try this is gonna send it home see what happens and you can't wait you want to feel him come inside your
[00:26:29] Upper rib cavity when I feel it
[00:26:33] Okay, okay, okay, okay, yo
[00:26:42] Okay
[00:26:44] bullshit. I just dropped three whole albums of bullshit. It's
[00:26:47] ass. Can't you really hear my feelings? So I just dropped
[00:26:49] three whole albums of bullshit. You think it's really
[00:26:51] gonna love this bullshit? So what do you think?
[00:26:55] That's your shit, boy! Bullshit. I just dropped three
[00:26:59] whole albums of bullshit.
[00:27:14] you
[00:27:44] you
[00:28:14] you
[00:28:44] you
[00:29:14] you
[00:29:44] You know, ex-QC the Canadians of Montreal are playing a big game today thoughts.
[00:30:11] I guess I welcome to the jungle xcl. Yeah, I was gonna say
[00:30:15] You see this is there nuts. I'm trying to make sure it's not gonna be loud. You know me
[00:30:20] I'm gonna be firing in the
[00:30:25] No, no, this is my thing
[00:30:41] Wait, that's how we get?
[00:30:44] So there's not there's not more
[00:31:11] was about to pass an invisible car. The truck went for the takeover and started to attack the guy
[00:31:16] recording. The guy then spun out but it was okay because the driver said he was sorry.
[00:31:20] This next guy passed this biker slowly. The biker quickly stalled in the fair,
[00:31:26] which translates to, hey, how's it going? Wait, Roger? Steve? The two were actually
[00:31:32] lifelong friends who just so happened to run into each other. Roger got out of his car to
[00:31:35] give Steve a hug, but a hornet started to attack Steve so we had to say goodbye. Later
[00:31:39] What?
[00:31:58] Wait, what the fuck?
[00:32:01] Perking lot and burgers are on me sounds like a plan Stan my name is
[00:32:08] Yeah, don't do that
[00:32:14] Well, if I was like that
[00:32:20] Yeah, yeah, was that a real real family guy
[00:32:31] It's not anywhere in the whole ownership!
[00:32:41] Is that... Is that wrong?
[00:32:52] It ended the game?
[00:33:01] you
[00:33:31] you
[00:34:01] you
[00:34:31] you
[00:35:01] you
[00:36:01] I think it's cool. I think nature is cool like
[00:36:07] Toyota camera a squirrel camera a bird camera, I think it's in the nature. I think it's cool
[00:36:17] It's always cool
[00:36:20] All right, oh
[00:36:22] Oh
[00:36:25] Just then judge law for using items found in that bag. Yeah, a lot of a lot of these are saying it's sure and I can I can
[00:36:32] I can I give it a bucket? I
[00:36:34] Think they're audit. I think I think the news are audit
[00:36:37] I think being impartial is always important, right?
[00:36:39] Anyone I come up with the the the need forization of the of these cases order they don't they're report accurately, okay?
[00:36:47] The the facts are there's a bunch of shit that happened. Okay one. They said it is it
[00:36:51] Yeah, those wouldn't be admissible and the person at the gun holds but but the gun and the no pad and she like that are
[00:37:01] Then the inestable order and these are all I think at the same time
[00:37:04] You know all these heads and done, but don't report about the the W for him or anything. It's just weird
[00:37:09] I think I think it's I think it's an odd
[00:37:12] I think it's an odd thing to do that's just my personal it's it's why the new dimension media is shit
[00:37:18] Because they're just weird. Like no people are going to celebrate this shit, whatever, right?
[00:37:23] So they just show the W or whatever, so he goes like, right, I think it's odd.
[00:37:26] Realize what you think about it, I think it's just odd.
[00:37:42] That is cool.
[00:37:46] Who might have ever done nothing yet?
[00:37:48] No, I don't know why I said it was accurate there.
[00:38:01] I'm sure if you don't know what I'm saying, but I'll show you and then we can move on.
[00:38:06] There you go.
[00:38:10] Oh, even a shorter one. Four minutes. Four minutes.
[00:38:14] breaking news live.
[00:38:16] Oh my God, ABC News, I love ABC News.
[00:38:18] Hi, I'm Diane Masato.
[00:38:19] Let's get right to breaking news.
[00:38:20] The New York judge is ruling to limit the evidence
[00:38:22] allowed in the state case against the United
[00:38:24] Health Care CEO murder suspect.
[00:38:26] When police arrested and they seized evidence
[00:38:28] from his backpack, including the alleged murder weapon
[00:38:31] and writings investigators say could be considered
[00:38:33] a confession.
[00:38:34] But the defense argued the way the police
[00:38:37] obtained those items was unconstitutional.
[00:38:40] Now a judge has just decided what the jury
[00:38:42] we'll get to see. ABC News legal analyst Brian Buckmeyer and ABC's Peter Harlombus are here
[00:38:46] with the details on that ruling. So, Peter, it's all about where this evidence was seized,
[00:38:51] right? Nothing seized at the McDonald's is going to be allowed, but that still leaves
[00:38:54] a lot of stuff still in. So break this down for us. What's in and what's out?
[00:38:57] That's exactly right. It's kind of a mixed bag here based on when they actually found
[00:39:01] the items in the backpack. And I think the big takeaway is the main items we
[00:39:05] were concerned about, the gun itself and the writings that prosecutors say amount
[00:39:09] to a confession, those were actually found
[00:39:11] at the police station, a different part of the search,
[00:39:14] and the judge is saying the prosecutors
[00:39:15] can use that evidence.
[00:39:17] However, the judge is limiting some information,
[00:39:19] the actual items they took from his bag
[00:39:21] at the McDonald's, specifically.
[00:39:23] I don't know why, especially in a big, big case.
[00:39:26] Why, if they knew it was gonna be him, whatever, right?
[00:39:30] Why would they be irresponsible enough
[00:39:32] to operate in a way that would have
[00:39:34] even anything invisible?
[00:39:35] I mean, it's more of a fucking bright end, no?
[00:39:36] The gun magazine, the cell phone has
[00:39:39] or wallet in a computer chip.
[00:39:40] So you do better.
[00:39:41] All go now off the table, according to this judge.
[00:39:43] So a little bit of a win for Mangione there.
[00:39:45] But overall, this is a pretty good
[00:39:48] ruling for prosecutors here.
[00:39:49] Brian, what makes some of this evidence admissible
[00:39:52] and some of it not?
[00:39:53] All right, so we're all going to learn a little bit
[00:39:53] about Fourth Amendment right here for a second, right?
[00:39:55] Brian's taking us to school.
[00:39:56] Let's start off with the idea that warrants
[00:39:58] are going to serve for things, right?
[00:40:00] But there are exceptions to not having a warrant.
[00:40:02] One of them would be exigent circumstance.
[00:40:04] And when we talked about the video
[00:40:05] that we saw of Luigi Mangione and that backpack
[00:40:08] separated from him as they were questioning it.
[00:40:09] The judge said there was no exigent circumstance
[00:40:12] to go through the backpack and eat a war into that time.
[00:40:14] And we saw the video or the picture
[00:40:15] of Manjoni at one table and a bag at another.
[00:40:18] And because of that separation in New York law,
[00:40:20] that means that those items are not coming in,
[00:40:21] specifically the magazine, cell phone, passport, wallet,
[00:40:24] and computer.
[00:40:25] Now the judge is saying an inventory search
[00:40:27] from long before he brings you to the station house
[00:40:29] or to the precinct.
[00:40:30] And they're looking for your bag to do an inventory
[00:40:32] and they're taking photos.
[00:40:33] Because of that separation,
[00:40:34] between him and the bag on the ground though,
[00:40:36] I mean, that seems pretty fucking stupid, no?
[00:40:39] Act to do an inventory, take photos.
[00:40:41] That's just lackable.
[00:40:42] That has done properly, that doesn't require a warrant
[00:40:44] because it's one of those exceptions as well.
[00:40:46] We wanna kinda make sure when people get arrested
[00:40:48] they don't have bonds.
[00:40:49] Oh, guys, oh, guys, oh my God,
[00:40:50] an explosion over there?
[00:40:51] The RPG right there?
[00:40:53] It's not mine, what the fuck is that?
[00:40:54] I don't know, what?
[00:40:56] An RPG right there?
[00:40:57] I mean, there's a separation of about 34 centimeters.
[00:41:02] It could never be my RPG.
[00:41:03] I mean, I mean, who's is it?
[00:41:06] What the fuck is inside of there?
[00:41:07] Not what?
[00:41:08] I mean, what?
[00:41:09] So things like the gun or the notebook
[00:41:11] or the photographs of the notebook,
[00:41:13] those are all coming in because those are a proper search
[00:41:16] procedure, and those are probably the more damning
[00:41:18] pieces of evidence for the prosecution.
[00:41:19] So mixed bag overall, but I think
[00:41:21] the prosecution's a little bit happier with this ruling
[00:41:23] than maybe the defense.
[00:41:24] And Brian, it's interesting.
[00:41:25] You say this won't only impact the trial,
[00:41:27] but it'll impact jury selection.
[00:41:29] Why?
[00:41:29] So think about it this way, right?
[00:41:30] It's about the evidence that can be betrayed.
[00:41:32] We're clearly all talking about this.
[00:41:33] People are clearly watching ABC.
[00:41:35] One would have been to do what?
[00:41:38] To leave it there, and then ask the fucking McDonald's
[00:41:43] to have security footage, and if he came in with it,
[00:41:45] then they get a warrant for it, and they pick it up
[00:41:47] and order some shit, and they take it right over,
[00:41:49] and then they examine it.
[00:41:50] I mean, what else then?
[00:41:51] And when the law works in watching this,
[00:41:53] when jury selection happens, and they ask the question of,
[00:41:55] well, did you hear about the magazine, or the passport,
[00:41:58] or other things that might have been evidence of flight
[00:42:00] or criminality, and they say, I heard about that.
[00:42:03] What did that impact your way of going to decide this case?
[00:42:05] Yeah, it kind of does.
[00:42:06] Those people are off the case now.
[00:42:07] They're all in the jury.
[00:42:08] We're going to find a much more narrow jury
[00:42:10] who hasn't heard a lot of the evidence
[00:42:12] that's so kind of ups and downs
[00:42:14] of their being a death penalty.
[00:42:15] Every time we hear about this,
[00:42:17] it is like in the future,
[00:42:18] in some documentary,
[00:42:19] like the jury is fucking cooked.
[00:42:21] Like it's not, bro.
[00:42:23] These people are like, yeah, we knew about it.
[00:42:24] Yeah.
[00:42:25] And it's going to come down to people
[00:42:26] who can either push all that aside
[00:42:27] or have heard very little or nothing about this case.
[00:42:30] Can you
[00:42:30] Yeah, there are some fucking stuff
[00:42:32] that bump up nowhere to buck to.
[00:42:34] I mean a good attorney has the ability to ask questions and say hey maybe this
[00:42:39] does impact you did you have a loved one that maybe had a health insurance scare
[00:42:43] or an issue that wasn't paid for did you hear about this piece of evidence that
[00:42:47] there was a death penalty to take off did you see the almost like Gotham-like
[00:42:50] March of Mangione into New York you can ask the questions and try to get
[00:42:54] interesting. Hey, I'm not only soda, but he wants to get out of here. I'm live on
[00:43:00] here. I'm on the broadcast.
[00:43:01] Michigan. Here's another shot of that out there in Grand Rapids. Look at the storm
[00:43:06] coming in or Grand Rapids earlier. That was a nasty one. There is a shot from Charlie.
[00:43:14] Reed is showing us this one. And then you've got a really ominous view there from James
[00:43:19] as well. So if you've got photos or videos that you want to share with us today,
[00:43:23] I'm sorry to do that over there on Ryan Hall y'all comm slash submit this is a lightning out the window of Dave on this flight
[00:43:33] All right, that's that one's long. It's funny minutes, but they will come in or watch it later
[00:43:38] Alice
[00:43:42] Yeah, jury duty coming up in spite of for some bullshit cases, you know, it's by enough for some some big shot thing
[00:43:53] Hey
[00:43:57] Yeah, I said the age of the data's go way back way back in days and check your duty for some shit
[00:44:03] And she absolutely knew about it like absolutely so biased that I didn't even know what that was
[00:44:09] Like so biased it's insane like bro. She loved that shit even before that
[00:44:23] That's cool
[00:44:37] Are you a busy guy? Yeah, what's up, Papa?
[00:44:40] What what the fuck did you just say? What's up?
[00:44:43] How's it going?
[00:44:45] It's going well. Good morning Felix. Hello. So just waking up slow. I mean I didn't sleep much, but I'm looking up slowly
[00:44:52] Kind of I don't know the last time I slept more than eight hours or more than five three hours
[00:44:57] I want eight so we're doing a 1v1. Do you want to do that now because I'm not doing shit?
[00:45:02] Oh, I'm not doing shit either. I mean I was supposed to do that again with Jesse, but he's probably gonna be asleep at the fucking 10 p.m.
[00:45:08] Loki
[00:45:10] Okay, I mean well shit we can do this stuff then again
[00:45:13] I kind of want Jesse to be here to see you get your ass beat, but it's oh my god
[00:45:17] You can watch the vlog.
[00:45:19] Yeah, but see, I need to use my, what's it called,
[00:45:24] like the nice guy glove on,
[00:45:26] because we can't play actual real games.
[00:45:28] Like, I don't play all the bullshit, I mean.
[00:45:32] Okay, so give me an example.
[00:45:35] So let me speak out loud
[00:45:38] and describe what I thought we were gonna be doing.
[00:45:41] We're playing trash, not trash,
[00:45:42] but not popular games like Speedrunners
[00:45:45] and Wamba Warriors and things of that nature, correct?
[00:45:49] And we're 1v1ing, you're gonna get your ass beat
[00:45:51] in front of everybody.
[00:45:52] I mean, mostly, I mean, but it has to be a bunch though.
[00:45:56] It has to be a bunch of games because some games-
[00:46:00] I'm installing Wamba Warriors right now.
[00:46:01] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:46:03] We're talking about like-
[00:46:04] Go ahead and log in.
[00:46:05] Bro, bro, we're talking about,
[00:46:06] this is gonna be like a 500 gigabytes, like, run.
[00:46:09] Like, already getting me?
[00:46:11] I'm not, we're not gonna do this
[00:46:11] on like fucking five games, like the other game.
[00:46:14] Okay, let's let's talk about what games we're playing them. We'll start with that step one
[00:46:17] I don't be fun lawyers for my clip a farmer clever say how is it the reality is that most
[00:46:23] 99% of today's gamers shimmers, right?
[00:46:26] yes
[00:46:27] If you want to do a bro's bro, we can only play five games
[00:46:31] That's all they play and even then you have a browser games. They don't play they don't play games
[00:46:35] Yes, this is true
[00:46:37] Like like we could be them in 50 games. It's not many maybe hundreds of games
[00:46:42] Yes hundreds true or false. Why would they play the shit games that we play they have better things to do and life?
[00:46:50] Played the strap playing wrong
[00:46:53] Not wrong
[00:46:54] They're not playing Juan but warriors there. They're working at Walmart
[00:46:59] No, no, I'm gonna play League of Legends because this game actually matters
[00:47:03] I mean today's trimmer that mean I mean any runs getting lost in traffic
[00:47:07] Oh, we're talking about other streamers average people now first
[00:47:10] Okay. Yeah, those three they don't play video games, man
[00:47:14] I don't honestly I don't think they came from a game
[00:47:17] Like every streamer five years ago and past that you can literally like you came from overwatch
[00:47:23] Yeah, a gamer. Yeah fucking moon moon came from overwatch. I came from wow Lyric came from fucking Daisy, right?
[00:47:32] Who the fuck where did Ron come from?
[00:47:35] He comes on for night, but he got carried by a cheater
[00:47:39] Okay, that makes sense. That's fine. I guess for tonight. So come where did uh, who's another one of them?
[00:47:45] Jason the wing where do you come from? You know this stuff?
[00:47:48] I had some raise game buddy Valorant that raise voice tick tock tick tock
[00:47:56] Valorant Riz
[00:47:58] Actually, girl. I actually don't know what they're like spawn locator like
[00:48:02] I don't know.
[00:48:03] You need to, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you know what I mean?
[00:48:08] What?
[00:48:09] Yeah, I'm not, I can't get into it.
[00:48:10] I don't wanna get into it.
[00:48:11] It's, it's really bad.
[00:48:12] It's okay.
[00:48:13] By the way, let's start working on a list of games here.
[00:48:15] All the other streamers suck.
[00:48:16] They could never do what we're doing now and they know it.
[00:48:19] So let's do what we are meant to do.
[00:48:21] Play these games.
[00:48:22] Wamba Warriors.
[00:48:23] First on the list.
[00:48:24] Wait, really?
[00:48:25] Wamba Warriors?
[00:48:26] Okay.
[00:48:27] I mean, I didn't play before, but I could probably learn it on the fly, Loki.
[00:48:29] It's not hard.
[00:48:30] I barely played it.
[00:48:31] Okay, okay hyper jam
[00:48:34] Hyper jam have you played it before?
[00:48:37] Yeah, of course rounds
[00:48:39] Okay, never played that I played rounds
[00:48:43] I mean worms
[00:48:47] Solid solid yet stick fight
[00:48:53] Looping ball
[00:48:55] Oh, oh, oh.
[00:49:00] Oh, come on.
[00:49:01] Spy party.
[00:49:04] I mean, spy party, sure, but it's such a trash game.
[00:49:07] What, why?
[00:49:08] Why, why, why?
[00:49:09] Because the game is figured out, it's the exact,
[00:49:11] first of all, you've never played deep into the game.
[00:49:14] I guarantee you, the only thing you've ever done
[00:49:16] is swap statues.
[00:49:18] Wow. Banana bread.
[00:49:18] Wait, no, no, no.
[00:49:20] I do fake banana bread, fake swap.
[00:49:23] then fake call out and then rotate the guy with NPC walk
[00:49:29] and then build banana bread.
[00:49:31] Yo, you don't know even know about the shit.
[00:49:33] What do you just say?
[00:49:35] Because it's a very, very nice strategy.
[00:49:36] You need to find the guy, you just said words.
[00:49:40] If you look at your watch, you can do a fake banana bread.
[00:49:43] You can fake banana bread, not increase time on it.
[00:49:46] Whatever, yeah, I mean, like I said,
[00:49:48] this is the life I went from here.
[00:49:49] I think I know what you're talking about,
[00:49:51] but it really comes down to just staring at statues
[00:49:53] waiting for him to swap and there's not a lot of ways around it because unless we
[00:49:57] go deeper into the game and understand I don't fuck I haven't played in so long
[00:50:02] maybe it's been updated but I feel like it hasn't been let's do it spy party
[00:50:07] bullshit but whatever yeah I'm lousy in the game but it's okay
[00:50:11] uh battleship I have three and a half hours how many you have four by one
[00:50:16] but there's another version but before this one came out okay battleship in
[00:50:20] general I'm a genius at that game
[00:50:23] we can only be one of them on us
[00:50:25] Warcraft no no it's it's gonna be
[00:50:29] pain-related it's just fair Joe guess
[00:50:32] what what what that's a game
[00:50:36] they are you kidding me okay since you
[00:50:40] added one lawyers I add dark role
[00:50:43] dark role the dark role stupid like
[00:50:48] bouncy kickball game. It's not fucking stupid. Trash is stupid. I set it with my chest out.
[00:50:59] We got more though. Ooh, ultimate chicken horse. Okay, yeah. Mount your friends? Mount
[00:51:06] your friends? No gravity? Oh, easy. Yeah. Mount your friends. Horizontal, zero gravity.
[00:51:13] specific way zero grab really way the one way you flick and it goes to the moon
[00:51:18] yeah no no sometimes yeah no gravity speed runners
[00:51:26] uh speed runners tricky towers no fuck that i vetoed what wait i'm going to veto what did
[00:51:33] he get to veto that vetoed why vetoed tricky towers why do you not like it i veto i cannot play
[00:51:39] tricky towers. It is not an option. I can't play that. Please no Tetris. I can't do it.
[00:51:52] Fuck it. Put it on. I'm also awful at this. I can't play the game. About one and a half
[00:51:58] hours of play I'm not going to. Nidhogg? Yeah, but you play more than me. I don't even
[00:52:03] have the game and I don't think. Oh, I love Nidhogg. Yeah, let's queue up Nidhogg. Easy.
[00:52:08] such an easy it's not honestly playing the game more does not make you better
[00:52:14] honestly that's kind of most of these games I mean I guess a little bit a
[00:52:19] couple hours does a lot but after that it's it's GGs animal party or party
[00:52:24] animals 1v1 sure is that anything yeah we'll make it a thing I'm sure we can
[00:52:31] eight ball pool slither IO roll a ball pool not slither slither is better why
[00:52:41] we can't what you want in a song slither are you good yeah I mean golf it
[00:52:46] at golf it or golf with friends which one are you what kind of manner you um
[00:52:51] golf with friends oh really um so golf it is great right but the problem with
[00:53:01] with golf it is that it's gonna come down to one bad shot it and it's slow
[00:53:06] balls go with friends is a better game to play overall for this format
[00:53:11] golf is like because because golfing you're gonna hit like one lucky shot
[00:53:15] you're gonna say there's like fucking three or four strokes and it's gonna
[00:53:18] weird golf with friends it keeps everybody in the race there in the
[00:53:23] race why cuz you can just like download oh cool three bars of power but
[00:53:29] The Golfit, you have to actually measure that shit with your mouse.
[00:53:32] You gotta feel it.
[00:53:34] You gotta be the swing.
[00:53:37] Golfit, let me just type my fucking power into a Google Doc and let it do it for me.
[00:53:42] Golfit.
[00:53:43] Okay, sure.
[00:53:44] I mean, both of them, bitch, both of them.
[00:53:47] Okay, Golfit friends and Golfit.
[00:53:49] Alright, we're on some other bears.
[00:53:54] Lethal League.
[00:53:55] Yes, Lethal League.
[00:53:57] you to play Pokemon Emerald
[00:53:59] you're gonna get that it's fine
[00:54:01] let's only
[00:54:03] lethally blazing
[00:54:05] I think we play the first one
[00:54:07] not sure
[00:54:11] so lethally not blaze
[00:54:13] she's only had it
[00:54:15] I only have a
[00:54:17] it's algebraic
[00:54:19] nice we love that
[00:54:21] Star Wars Jedi Knight
[00:54:23] Jedi Academy 1v1 lightsaber duel
[00:54:25] No, I didn't put it before that's that's fucking awful. Okay, just scared. She'll shock backyard baseball
[00:54:34] What is backyard baseball?
[00:54:37] Uncultured clearly
[00:54:42] Fuck yeah
[00:54:47] I have four hours, what do you have five four dude? You're a psycho really all right
[00:54:51] All right, listen, can we queue up Backyard Baseball online?
[00:54:55] I think Will did a tournament, but I don't know how he did that.
[00:54:58] I don't know if they think he'll be able to do so, I was a guest.
[00:55:00] If I had five people play it, I'd solo against the game.
[00:55:04] No, there was, I said, we weren't, no, we were 1v1ing.
[00:55:06] All right.
[00:55:07] I swear to God.
[00:55:08] I don't know how it was done.
[00:55:10] So run it down, Backyard Baseball.
[00:55:12] And Shell Shock.
[00:55:17] All right, any Warcraft III customs?
[00:55:19] You want to get your ass beat in?
[00:55:21] Um, no.
[00:55:23] Nah, he's got whatever, okay?
[00:55:25] He's got whatever.
[00:55:26] Um, Pokemon Showdown, do you play that?
[00:55:29] Say it again?
[00:55:30] Pokemon Showdown, do you play that?
[00:55:32] No, I've never played that.
[00:55:34] Okay.
[00:55:35] No.
[00:55:38] Trackmania?
[00:55:42] Which one?
[00:55:43] I only play Trackmania at Canyon.
[00:55:45] No, no, absolutely you play Trackmania.
[00:55:47] You're talking shit, what?
[00:55:49] But you are willing to which one is it called is it stadium?
[00:55:53] Well, it's just like it's been consolidated to one main game now
[00:55:58] They don't do the old releases. They just track mania united for it's on Ubisoft. Dude. I know I have not how about for honor
[00:56:06] Well, I played against you in that game before I mean who is he talking to? I
[00:56:13] Don't I'm telling you it's not here. I want in this particular game
[00:56:19] Is it on steam?
[00:56:23] It's on YubiDog.
[00:56:27] Are you sure I'm looking at your stream?
[00:56:28] You're on Trackmania.
[00:56:29] Yes, but you can launch them here.
[00:56:32] You can launch them here.
[00:56:33] You can launch them here.
[00:56:35] I have been literally, I remember, we played the map, that's normal grass and normal dirt
[00:56:42] and it goes straight down on the right side and straight down to the left side and
[00:56:46] straight to the right side and it goes downwards.
[00:56:48] I remember vividly playing the game.
[00:56:50] So you, so hold on.
[00:56:53] You're trying to tell me I played it
[00:56:55] by saying that one time I took a left turn
[00:56:57] into a right turn into a left turn and then drove down.
[00:57:00] Yes.
[00:57:00] And you're thinking that's going to shock my memory
[00:57:02] and bring it back.
[00:57:03] Look, look.
[00:57:08] See that?
[00:57:09] Oh, shit.
[00:57:10] Well, I saw XQC take second place on the top left
[00:57:15] of your screen.
[00:57:16] I didn't see that.
[00:57:18] Okay, so you're just gonna do the things apart you find some shots. I mean when not acknowledging that I was right over time
[00:57:24] Hold on you're you're gonna keep going through the body here. I'm already beating you in this. Yeah, buddy
[00:57:29] I was a youngster. I was a youngster. It's five years ago. Wouldn't you be better?
[00:57:34] No, I have a quiet goal like as a young as a young man shot for a left turn shot right turn
[00:57:43] See my memory is so sharp. I'm like a fuck you know, I'm like a blade. I
[00:57:46] I remember everything. You've lost your touch.
[00:57:50] No, I'm actually just weedbrained. I'm not even meming.
[00:57:54] It gets cooked. I don't remember anything. Fuck it. Trackmania.
[00:57:58] Mordhauer. Mordhauer? No, I've never played Mordhauer.
[00:58:02] Really? Yeah, chivalry and Mordhauer I haven't really
[00:58:06] dived into. I just watched Lyric.
[00:58:10] But I'll do For Honor. I haven't played in like
[00:58:14] years no I love you see I played the game it was fun and then I do add the
[00:58:20] guy of the night and I was like fuck this and it's shit also I know you play
[00:58:23] this but won't be one me I have not played that much man I really haven't
[00:58:28] I only played the spear bitch dude there's like a thousand new characters I
[00:58:32] don't know anything about okay I have zero hours played so it should be
[00:58:37] allowed like 10 minutes practice and main game they make it or some shit
[00:58:41] It's awful like some of these games that I've been playing forever
[00:58:45] Okay, I mean that's that's the point is half sword apparently has one of you one
[00:58:51] Half sword no no no no they don't that's that's cap. That's got they're going
[00:58:56] Okay, okay, they're capping Friday thing of other things. I mean
[00:59:02] Hand simulator
[00:59:04] I'm very good and handsome. Yeah. Yep. Yeah handsome be a three not not just again
[00:59:10] We do we do drag racing
[00:59:13] We do um gun
[00:59:15] and we do
[00:59:19] So other one
[00:59:20] and
[00:59:21] Tank and tanks and tanks and tanks or or real thanks what the fuck or be a five tanks
[00:59:27] You'll five things what were you in tanks for man
[00:59:30] Isn't this like you load that shit up and you fucking load the gun at this table and you shoot
[00:59:34] There's a big ball you put your hand on the ball you grip it right and you go
[00:59:40] I need a bomb.
[00:59:42] Bomb.
[00:59:43] Bomb.
[00:59:44] You just made a bunch of sounds.
[00:59:49] You have your left hand on the big ball, you hold it down, and the other hand is on the lever to shoot the gun.
[00:59:55] And then you go around, and you line up your shot, and then you just pull.
[01:00:01] What?
[01:00:03] Okay, I'll fucking do it.
[01:00:05] That's fine.
[01:00:06] Hold on.
[01:00:07] I got a list here.
[01:00:08] Bomb tag
[01:00:11] You ever play bomb tag?
[01:00:12] Uh, yeah, on the-on the browser?
[01:00:15] Yeah, I think so.
[01:00:16] Uh, we can do move or die.
[01:00:18] Look, not fucking around.
[01:00:20] Look at the fire, look at the fire, look at the broadcast then.
[01:00:23] Uh, your stream?
[01:00:25] You look at it.
[01:00:25] See that?
[01:00:26] Oh, hang on.
[01:00:28] Opening.
[01:00:31] Okay, so I'm-another Vaude, have you already playing it? I see it.
[01:00:35] I know! I said it again!
[01:00:37] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:00:38] You're tongue is out.
[01:00:40] You're a freak of nature.
[01:00:41] No, I'm OK.
[01:00:43] They have a switch.
[01:00:44] You can use them to switch games.
[01:00:46] In a switch, you can play like, can you play like,
[01:00:50] do I have a switch?
[01:00:52] Checking?
[01:00:53] Clubhouse games, Mario Kart, Sonic Racing,
[01:00:59] Rocket League FIFA, Shrekers, Mario Tennis.
[01:01:02] Stop.
[01:01:04] Stop.
[01:01:05] Where's my, I don't know where the fuck it is.
[01:01:07] man smash Ross I do not have my switch plugged in and I am not gonna do it it's
[01:01:13] not happening okay I don't know where the fuck it is that hurt don't make me get
[01:01:18] up again okay yeah uh more of this Ben and Ed hot shot racing the mean greens
[01:01:26] a hot shot gang what it's hot shot raise yeah I have that see today's hot
[01:01:31] shots a little bit love your streams good love you okay I will keep it a
[01:01:35] We're probably gonna get the adults on that shit if I remember correctly. I think this leaks, but I could be wrong strapped out
[01:01:44] Really okay chat what games you think pretty sure speak to pee
[01:01:50] There's something called forever racers pouch
[01:01:56] Why do I have pounds?
[01:02:00] Never heard of that in my life
[01:02:02] I
[01:02:04] Balloons battles I don't let me play that I play balloons battles. I've never played balloons really
[01:02:10] Buckshot roulette. Are you gonna be in?
[01:02:15] I've played it before I've never played the 1v1
[01:02:20] Like I just played the story with the
[01:02:23] And that was it yeah, I think it's gonna orange you know the one you want
[01:02:27] for sure
[01:02:29] It's still fun. You got to remember some buttons. I'll be fucking do it. I mean I mean there's a good list of games here lowkey
[01:02:36] Yeah, honestly, this is solid. There's no way we get through all of it, but I'm down
[01:02:42] um
[01:02:43] What about Liars bar any good at that?
[01:02:48] That's just like the lying game. Yeah, I mean I can play Liars bar
[01:02:51] That's easy enough. Is that really a 1v1 game though? It's it's it's gonna. Yo low key. It's pretty good
[01:02:58] chat chat is that even not pre-competent I won't do on it it's like my
[01:03:00] Pokemon do on it changes the game completely
[01:03:05] no what do you even do what is liar's bar gameplay again is it blackjack was it
[01:03:09] again it's it's a game of lying it's basically it's like I have I have one
[01:03:13] card okay maybe yeah oh do you say I have two cards I'm like yeah maybe that's
[01:03:19] it oh well I have three cards is that well not really because you were saying
[01:03:22] I do already and then it's a lie and bun you place three Queens or you place two
[01:03:28] Kings or you play something like that right and you can lie or you can say the
[01:03:32] truth yeah and then you can call them out as like okay I remember the game now I
[01:03:35] mean I'll fucking play it it does seem stupid but we have a little man
[01:03:41] one but we're at the top well I cannot believe you played you you like
[01:03:48] Like I've never I've seen see play that game before I'm gonna play that like like can I learn it on the fly in?
[01:03:54] Yeah
[01:03:55] You have a controller
[01:03:58] Yeah
[01:03:59] Okay, it's yeah, it's easy. It's so fucking easy. Let's do a practice match, man
[01:04:04] Yeah, 50 hours in that motherfucker. I
[01:04:07] Left the game open overnight. That's so that's so cap in touch
[01:04:11] I
[01:04:14] Do it all the time you scream that I know you scream that game. I know for a fact
[01:04:19] Why do you what are you talking about?
[01:04:24] So what is scrim this game this game has five players online not even
[01:04:29] Scrim it with who?
[01:04:31] Minecraft build battle
[01:04:35] What minecraft built no we're not playing minecraft dude no
[01:04:39] Now, didn't you just...
[01:04:41] Wait, don't you have to beat Forson's record?
[01:04:43] Yeah, but I'm way faster so it doesn't matter. I'm the God.
[01:04:45] But it does matter. No, you can do it.
[01:04:48] Yeah, I'm doing this instead because people will say,
[01:04:51] I'm dodging you, so I'm not dodging you.
[01:04:53] Oh, so I'm a scapegoat, huh?
[01:04:55] No, you're living in fact that we call it.
[01:04:57] And that should be a fancy one.
[01:04:59] What?
[01:05:00] I mean, next game.
[01:05:02] Wamba Warriors, man. I got the game open.
[01:05:04] Come on, log in.
[01:05:05] But I'm sure I'll lose that.
[01:05:07] Why wouldn't you lose? We'll practice game, man. You'll see it's such a simple game. You just spin your analog stick around.
[01:05:14] I don't even have a controller. I actually have after controllers.
[01:05:19] I have to go get my controller too. Can you use that?
[01:05:22] Oh, here it is.
[01:05:26] Oh, how many games?
[01:05:31] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-two.
[01:05:44] Alright, we could probably shave it down and remove a few bad games of the others.
[01:05:50] Is this thing on?
[01:05:51] Uh, like what?
[01:05:57] Let's just go down up top down, man.
[01:05:59] Just pick the ones that we want to play when we finish with one, right?
[01:06:03] That's that's how we shave it all down
[01:06:07] Uh, oh we can put it on the wheel
[01:06:11] We can put it we can put it on the wheel and do like a bo 11
[01:06:18] Or the loser picks the game
[01:06:22] Um
[01:06:25] True
[01:06:27] you know loser picks the game but first game can be chosen by the wheel i'm down for that
[01:06:32] it's just a lot of effort for picking one game
[01:06:39] bum okay
[01:06:44] sure let me let me get my uh i invite you to plugs in here i'll make i'll make the wheel
[01:06:52] We'll just do a build. It's more fun. Everyone loves clicks. Wheel creator.
[01:06:59] All right, wheel of names.com. Fuck it. Here we are.
[01:07:04] I hate to find a cable. USB-C. Yo, I don't need a USB-C cable!
[01:07:10] What?
[01:07:11] Oh.
[01:07:12] Hahaha.
[01:07:13] What happened?
[01:07:14] I got one.
[01:07:15] I love it.
[01:07:16] Oh good.
[01:07:17] I got it.
[01:07:18] What's up?
[01:07:19] What?
[01:07:20] Oh yeah.
[01:07:21] Yeah.
[01:07:22] Yeah.
[01:07:23] Yeah.
[01:07:24] Yeah, I do that.
[01:07:26] I wanna.
[01:07:27] Hey.
[01:07:28] Hold on.
[01:07:29] I got another.
[01:07:30] Wait.
[01:07:31] I got another.
[01:07:32] Oh, yeah.
[01:07:33] I got another.
[01:07:34] I got another.
[01:07:35] Oh, yeah.
[01:07:36] I got another.
[01:07:37] I got another.
[01:07:38] Yay.
[01:07:39] Okay, hold on. I got a tile or a thing of a jig made
[01:07:43] Wait, oh
[01:07:44] No, it changed my input to the metadata
[01:07:47] What hello?
[01:07:49] Well, it's a webcam microphone. Yeah, it's like Micah on my
[01:07:57] Wait, it can we fuck my shit
[01:07:59] Do you sound awful?
[01:08:02] Are you talking through your controller mic? Yeah
[01:08:04] can you put the controller to your mouth and talk like that it's actually it
[01:08:16] dude doesn't sound that bad really it sounds all right little little you know
[01:08:23] I had a sponsor way back about that and they Sony called me when I was in middle
[01:08:29] the stream and they said stop doing that really yep I'm not in the story that's
[01:08:35] crazy but get sponsored by Sony I wish I was that cool it was one of my my
[01:08:40] best was actually it was just to play a game using the new controller and I
[01:08:44] played condoms fucking it was aura did you have to have the controller on the
[01:08:48] camera while you played well not really but I just thought if you leave the
[01:08:53] sponsor for a controller whether I put the camera in 90 degrees wide angle
[01:08:59] And I put it in and I showed my hands like it was about six. I'm gonna be chill with them
[01:09:04] I mean like it was supposed or so it's like it what up
[01:09:07] So you you so you added a controller cam as just a nice gesture. Yeah
[01:09:13] Okay, good on you that maybe that's why they didn't complain because I feel like I've done shit like that
[01:09:18] Like I had a Bacardi sponsor and they wanted to make sure the bottle was in the camera frame as I took shots
[01:09:23] That's really
[01:09:25] So I'm just surprised they didn't do that with a controller
[01:09:27] Yeah, it was like a lot of call to actions like oh, yeah, and I'm playing with this letter, but um
[01:09:34] My heroes were actually really nice never come into the game. They're like, oh my god
[01:09:37] It's so good. He must be playing on a controller. He must be playing with a new controller
[01:09:43] Um, I have to get in the elevator, right?
[01:09:46] Well, hold on. I have a wheel every wombo wiring. Yeah, I mean a wheel
[01:09:51] Okay, wheel or wambas. Oh, we are for real. I can send you the wheel if you want to spin it
[01:09:56] I know how do I cut it? No, no, that's why you spin it. All right, spinning the wheel
[01:10:02] Please don't be shit
[01:10:05] Not your friends. Please don't be shit
[01:10:07] Horizontal zero gravity my friends. Good thing. We got our controllers. Oh, it's over. You're so done. I love this
[01:10:15] Not your friends log in. Oh, uh, just as they give you viewers again. There's any viewers
[01:10:20] Turn off your obvious audio before you launch the game.
[01:10:25] I'm thinking this one out.
[01:10:27] No, no, no, no, no.
[01:10:27] I just earblast them.
[01:10:28] They can take it.
[01:10:29] Turn off the audio.
[01:10:30] It's so bad.
[01:10:50] Yep.
[01:10:53] Okay.
[01:10:54] Okay.
[01:10:55] My ears were blasted, and this, Jack,
[01:10:59] were you hearing it out?
[01:11:01] Is it 2%?
[01:11:10] All right, ready?
[01:11:11] I'm almost ready.
[01:11:12] Give me a second.
[01:11:15] My game just opened, finally.
[01:11:17] What does that mean?
[01:11:19] What map do you want to- normally we do map number two, which is, uh, uh, uh, love on the right side of it.
[01:11:26] I can't hear anything. Okay, what'd you say?
[01:11:28] No, let me do love on the right side of it.
[01:11:30] No?
[01:11:31] Let- we go left, and we're traveling to the right.
[01:11:34] Yes, that's- that's- love on the right side of it, yeah.
[01:11:37] Yes.
[01:11:38] Hold on, let me fix my video. Everything's cooked. I haven't opened this game in years.
[01:11:43] Oh. I can't even go to the settings.
[01:11:44] Yeah, so what you're gonna have to do is,
[01:11:47] you're going to have to do,
[01:11:49] Um
[01:11:57] Some competitive settings where it lets you use a thing
[01:12:05] Jacks are false I'm plugging in yeah all to enter isn't even a
[01:12:10] It's not even a minute window modding it. How do I window mode? Very I have you steaming put
[01:12:16] thing
[01:12:19] I have never seen so I lose this game
[01:12:22] really?
[01:12:24] Here we go I got it. I can't even invite you. Why do you use the arrow keys?
[01:12:31] Well, I can't even invite you, you want me to invite you, you know what I mean?
[01:12:34] Hang on, what's that?
[01:12:37] Invite the game, I might do the gals in. Come on, lock it.
[01:12:40] My game just closed because I wouldn't have known about it. Everything fucked up.
[01:12:44] By the way
[01:12:45] This game is what I do.
[01:12:49] Okay, now my fucking windows puny. We're doing nothing already. We're not doing fucking spaghetti. It's just lame
[01:12:58] No, you're it's not lame. You're a coward. It's always buddy. We're doing nothing already
[01:13:02] Oh spaghetti is so boring. It's so RNG whether you get a good spring out or not. It's so lame
[01:13:10] It's easy bro. Yeah, that's all point of the game is figuring that part out though
[01:13:15] God I do I'm trying to fix my game. It's so aids. How do you have the game full screened? Yes
[01:13:24] you do
[01:13:27] Okay, fuck it. I guess I'm a full screen Andy then and my controller is
[01:13:32] No, it's not boring. We're chatting the movie is fun. Like those spaces that gets it like you do it
[01:13:38] You do small flips connected so at the end you just put your arm up
[01:13:42] You're so wrong man. I know the wheel said zero gravity
[01:13:47] So play it space and space ready. Yes. I'm by Judy. Come in it. I
[01:13:54] Did not get an invite. No, yeah, I'll invite you. I'll invite you man. Sure. Okay, I
[01:14:01] Think I'm offline on steam that's why no, no, I see you I
[01:14:05] Don't see what the fuck. I don't see shit when I hit invite friend
[01:14:08] It's it's no way out entirely tabbed out entirely and just do it manually go to the friend bless
[01:14:17] I have to sign in that's okay, that's why
[01:14:22] Can't bite of you
[01:14:26] All right space gravity go start left to right you know what time or do we want you want to do a minute?
[01:14:34] Okay
[01:14:36] XQC-LX, I'm so sorry about that.
[01:14:38] Oh, you're dead on my screen, just so you know.
[01:14:41] There we go.
[01:14:45] Aw yeah, we're back, baby.
[01:14:47] Aw, we're back.
[01:14:51] Alright, we locked this in. Bang.
[01:14:53] Look at that distance. You ready for this?
[01:14:56] Boom. Solid start, go ahead.
[01:14:58] go ahead okay nice big grabs you're going high up huh I don't know I don't
[01:15:14] much less practicing some stuff here oh that's it
[01:15:23] GG, GG, GG, GG.
[01:15:25] What?
[01:15:26] I fucking don't, hey, I got time to, I got time to play, man.
[01:15:28] I mean, the-
[01:15:29] Oh, mode of gravity?
[01:15:30] Yeah, wait, you can air- you can air- you can air travel?
[01:15:33] Yeah, but don't over-travel.
[01:15:36] This distance can get crazy.
[01:15:38] Wait, I need to try it out then.
[01:15:40] Yeah.
[01:15:43] Getting a little motion sick with this camera, this is crazy.
[01:15:45] And there's also no notifier how far you have to go so when you launch you might accidentally
[01:15:55] overshoot it and fly over once we get far enough.
[01:16:00] There's a camera. I got to give it to the camera. Hold on a minute.
[01:16:10] This is just how it is.
[01:16:14] Oh goodness gracious.
[01:16:16] Oh goodness.
[01:16:18] Oh no, I'm tangled.
[01:16:30] The cow is normally not asked because this game is usually a vertical game and we're
[01:16:35] playing the horizontal version of it.
[01:16:37] Yeah, because we're gamers.
[01:16:38] Alright, go ahead.
[01:16:42] You a launch coward.
[01:16:47] Woo!
[01:16:48] First launch?
[01:16:49] Maybe launch?
[01:16:50] And we built really high up.
[01:16:53] This is a very, very vertical map.
[01:16:58] Why the fuck was I timed out for 30 minutes for asking to open predictions when game wasn't
[01:17:03] even started three minutes ago?
[01:17:06] Lock it.
[01:17:07] Okay, well.
[01:17:08] Oh, yuck!
[01:17:09] I launch it fucking full look full cannon ammo sucker
[01:17:16] Am I gonna full cannon it? I gotta get my dad hand on there. Here we go
[01:17:22] That's it. Did he that's it? No, it's not what are you talking about?
[01:17:33] Don't launch though
[01:17:39] Bang, good luck.
[01:17:47] That's going nowhere.
[01:17:50] Good try.
[01:17:51] Luckily you got 50 seconds left. You're fine.
[01:17:54] Damn, nice roll.
[01:17:59] Okay.
[01:18:02] Ooh, spooky.
[01:18:04] Come on.
[01:18:09] I'm gonna grab that don't grab me don't grab me
[01:18:19] She was that's it. That's game
[01:18:23] Well, this space shit is in lame. Look look at the copium you're doing in mid air man
[01:18:30] Now you haven't I haven't done a full launch and you've seen nothing
[01:18:34] No, nothing. You are judging with zero information
[01:18:38] I'm not even going to watch it where you spin it pre
[01:18:41] Sprint after and then you keep spinning in midair and you go across the universe
[01:18:46] Yeah
[01:18:47] Yeah, if that distance start
[01:18:54] One-handed perfectly straight lock it there
[01:19:04] No.
[01:19:05] Same time, 45 seconds, bad launch, 40 seconds, yo, 30 seconds, take it down.
[01:19:29] I'm trying to go for this and see if it's all so good.
[01:19:46] Okay, pick them.
[01:19:48] It grabs, safe zone, stretch it out, that's solid.
[01:19:53] I'm throwing it at you guys, but now we're still in the game.
[01:19:58] It all comes down to launches.
[01:20:01] Look at that launch, baby.
[01:20:04] Look at that fucking grab!
[01:20:09] I'm going to do the tarantula.
[01:20:15] Grab it right there in the point.
[01:20:16] Rotate it.
[01:20:18] Stretch it out.
[01:20:20] Straight with a slight hint of gay.
[01:20:23] Now watch this.
[01:20:24] Slight hint, huh?
[01:20:28] That's a yikes, okay, we're spinning they're rolling. Oh, oh, oh he's crazy. Oh
[01:20:47] Okay, okay
[01:20:49] Fuck, I got grieved.
[01:21:00] Okay, she doesn't know about the Beyblades.
[01:21:06] That's crazy.
[01:21:07] And about the Beyblades?
[01:21:11] God, I'm getting motion sick looking at this.
[01:21:16] That's pretty bad.
[01:21:17] I'm just too fast.
[01:21:18] So it always been like this if we just know it's because because it's uh, I was a little mafia
[01:21:24] No, no, I played like this. Oh, this is how I play the game. It's never like this when I played I
[01:21:31] Think it's an age diff man. I think we just got older shit hurts my face
[01:21:40] Oh
[01:21:43] No, oh
[01:21:48] And we're doing double grabs what he's doing a table
[01:21:59] I'm sorry to struggle to remember how far we've gone
[01:22:26] honestly we got we got really lucky or unlucky for me that we got the yellow
[01:22:33] because yellow gave the marker
[01:22:36] oh oh yeah most yeah I almost this like that I can really feel your finger
[01:22:42] that yeah that yellow is a good marker okay no get that launch that up don't
[01:22:55] Fuck it up.
[01:22:56] Oh!
[01:22:57] GG's.
[01:22:58] Just walk over there, man.
[01:23:02] Oh, there we go.
[01:23:05] Nice.
[01:23:07] Big grab.
[01:23:12] What are you doing?
[01:23:21] What do you think it was going on?
[01:23:26] Fucking meditating, bro.
[01:23:32] Watch your weapon!
[01:23:33] I'm talking the game, eh?
[01:23:36] Oh, I know what to do.
[01:23:41] I know what to do.
[01:23:48] Yeah, it's easy distance to get though.
[01:24:06] Get that nice grab, get that distance added on.
[01:24:11] Bang.
[01:24:13] Bang.
[01:24:18] Oh shit.
[01:24:19] Damn, that was a good start.
[01:24:21] Oof.
[01:24:23] See, you- you curved that shit upward, so it's kinda hard to launch.
[01:24:34] Okay, okay.
[01:24:43] hold the bicycle okay that's ballsy that let go is ballsy
[01:24:53] cut oh the upwards of momentum is super good okay I'm learning that's your
[01:25:05] gonna get your towers just the same the towers but it's actually the opposite
[01:25:08] it's fine cowardice is shit what are you talking about
[01:25:12] What the-
[01:25:12] I'm saying.
[01:25:14] Cuz-
[01:25:15] Cuz normal gravity is just skill.
[01:25:20] This is skill too.
[01:25:23] You're just gonna be mad that you lose, you're already coming up with cope.
[01:25:25] Well, I mean bro, you're at 20 seconds, I mean, it's not like you've moved that far ahead at all.
[01:25:31] Yeah, but I'm not even trying.
[01:25:37] Go ahead.
[01:25:42] Mount your enemies.
[01:25:49] Ooh, from the legs.
[01:25:57] Another launch.
[01:25:58] Oh.
[01:25:59] Dude.
[01:26:00] No!
[01:26:01] Ooh!
[01:26:02] Ooh, wrong way.
[01:26:03] Do that
[01:26:09] No, oh wrong way
[01:26:20] Oh 15 seconds
[01:26:23] Oh, it's still going. Oh, no 10 seconds. Oh
[01:26:28] No
[01:26:30] nine eight
[01:26:33] Oh, there it is!
[01:26:37] Oh, he's in barely!
[01:26:38] Oh man!
[01:26:39] Man, I can't, man!
[01:26:42] Oh fuck, I might be grieved.
[01:26:44] Or maybe not.
[01:26:45] Can I bring it back?
[01:26:46] Oh, hold on.
[01:26:47] Maybe a false launch?
[01:26:50] Ah, okay.
[01:26:51] Yes!
[01:26:51] Oh man, I can't!
[01:26:54] Oh, look at that!
[01:26:55] Distance!
[01:26:58] Ah fuck.
[01:26:59] I guess we'll have to do that with a lot-
[01:27:00] It is a lot of things to get hung up on.
[01:27:03] Like a dick. See all of these dick.
[01:27:06] Look, look, you got your head on a big dick.
[01:27:11] Okay, that is, you are, your age is starting to show.
[01:27:16] Alright, 22.
[01:27:18] See, the gap is closing in.
[01:27:22] He looks, you had two seconds left.
[01:27:23] I think that's the only certain total. I'm at 60.
[01:27:29] Let me stretch that out a little bit.
[01:27:31] There we go.
[01:27:33] Oh, not a good launch.
[01:27:43] Oof.
[01:27:48] Hey, alright, alright.
[01:28:00] Ooh, ooh, that was sick.
[01:28:07] Oh no.
[01:28:08] Oh my god!
[01:28:10] Boom, boom, boom!
[01:28:12] That was lucky.
[01:28:13] Oh my god.
[01:28:17] Barely grabbed that.
[01:28:18] Holy shit.
[01:28:21] It's like, it's like that one, that one,
[01:28:24] that one painting from, from, um,
[01:28:27] now Pinocchio, what are the fuck,
[01:28:28] that the ones who they didn't both hold the arm.
[01:28:33] Pinocchio? Are you talking about like the religious one?
[01:28:35] Yeah, they- they- they- they touched his hand.
[01:28:38] Chad, which one is that?
[01:28:39] Yeah, that's not Pinocchio. Where in the fuck?
[01:28:42] It's...
[01:28:43] Michelangelo.
[01:28:46] Might be Michelangelo, yeah.
[01:28:52] Chad, when they touch it, the spark of life.
[01:28:55] That's what I do.
[01:28:58] I don't know how to do good launch. I have no idea yes, you do
[01:29:03] I actually don't you're coping. This is a skill. Yes, you do get your fucking hand on the goat and look bang send it
[01:29:13] There it is don't know how to do it my asshole excuses
[01:29:18] Uh-oh, uh-oh, he found the gap.
[01:29:31] Uh-oh, timer's ticking, grab something.
[01:29:34] Bro, move that arm.
[01:29:36] You can move the arm.
[01:29:38] Uh-oh.
[01:29:39] There it is!
[01:29:44] You better do a launch dog.
[01:29:49] Ehhhhhhh, not enough.
[01:29:55] Eight seconds.
[01:29:57] Five.
[01:29:59] Ah!
[01:30:04] by a bucket, by a bucket only applies to the moon, the moon gravity, like actual fucking
[01:30:14] buckets for a year.
[01:30:15] You're just mad you lost.
[01:30:16] Listen, let's go back to the wheel.
[01:30:18] That's one for me.
[01:30:19] GG.
[01:30:20] Alright, we'll let, we'll let, yo, long kiddo, I've never played on a moon gravity.
[01:30:27] I will say this though, never played on a moon gravity, never was.
[01:30:30] And that was an actual glitch though, you need to check out the game, check.
[01:30:33] Not true not true not a bug not a bug
[01:30:38] Zero gravity is the actual mainstream cue. How you how you play it?
[01:30:42] We even mentioned it multiple times as we talked about doing this. So that was very square part of the game
[01:30:48] spinning it
[01:30:53] Worms
[01:30:55] Okay, okay, okay hold on hold on
[01:31:00] Worms reloaded right?
[01:31:02] Now WMD
[01:31:05] Worms WMD, are you trolling? Oh my god
[01:31:09] Okay, somebody tell this guy to lock in reloaded is a shite. It is so bad
[01:31:16] the BMD
[01:31:19] WMD is ass everyone knows it your fucking chat is like young. They don't even know what this game is
[01:31:24] Armageddon is even better, but it's like fucking impossible to get that game open
[01:31:29] Okay low key low key hold on hold on um you cast a veto earlier I have my veto I
[01:31:35] don't play once I won't play I don't give a shit I won't play again oh my god
[01:31:41] he's a coward if you want to we can rule a letter I don't
[01:31:48] logic that game into the press it doesn't it's more of a vibe thing it's
[01:31:52] it's the president now the game has no music the game is it there's in there's
[01:31:57] the wind and it goes
[01:32:02] But it's like this is
[01:32:05] depressing man
[01:32:07] What are you rolling it? I don't know what you just said Jack, you know what I'm talking about
[01:32:13] Hyper jam, okay. Oh
[01:32:17] That I have never I've never played it. Okay, okay
[01:32:22] Yeah, it's in my library. Never mind. I do have it like like this guy's like a lot of lots of horn reverse
[01:32:27] I just looked up on steam. I didn't have I didn't know there was a space in hyper and
[01:32:47] jam okay and did you do you play mouse board or controller I don't remember this
[01:32:54] game I think I'm gonna open I have three hours but I don't know what I'm
[01:32:57] opening it's controller by there playing control before I play this during
[01:33:04] just Saturday and I just fucking forgot about it again I don't remember the
[01:33:08] game let me open it maybe it'll come back to me
[01:33:12] It's not coming back to me doing to stop but fuck it all these games. I bought them because of you
[01:33:21] Like I went into debt you think I've been doing this for 25 years you've been doing it for what like 10
[01:33:27] Roll roll. I would never bought this game. You didn't tell me to buy it
[01:33:34] Maybe okay one lobby, okay, and you know nothing build me to do one lobby
[01:33:39] host custom game play a private match on their friends hosting custom do you
[01:33:44] want to host it or me it doesn't matter but I can't like actually use my controller
[01:33:48] why not
[01:33:52] and why did you get both of them the the fixer I can't change my control my
[01:33:59] Chibane did both of the game reopen it.
[01:34:02] Probably.
[01:34:12] I'm gonna grab a drink while you fix this.
[01:34:14] I'm gonna fix it.
[01:34:16] Yeah, I know there's a big hole within this game.
[01:34:18] It's all good though.
[01:34:19] Is there?
[01:34:29] Yeah, it's gonna be one of those awesome input things
[01:34:35] Okay, you host it go ahead. No, no, no, it's more it's my controller. Oh
[01:34:40] There's some of the host advantage I
[01:34:46] Think it's a game that like a katana in it or something. I think I played it. I don't remember it
[01:34:59] Oh, different characters.
[01:35:02] I think I need to go to Big Picture.
[01:35:10] What controller are you trying to use?
[01:35:11] Is it a PlayStation controller?
[01:35:13] Yeah.
[01:35:14] Bro, swap to Xbox for PC.
[01:35:16] You can't be doing Sony controllers.
[01:35:18] I should have an Xbox Zero controller.
[01:35:20] Like, you just gotta do plug-and-go.
[01:35:22] We're too dumb to figure anything else out.
[01:35:24] No, no, no.
[01:35:25] you do a snap out of a picture I know there's like ways to make it work but
[01:35:33] like just plug in the controller it's Microsoft
[01:35:36] Well, I haven't seen the game properties yet.
[01:35:39] Uh, properties, uh, uh, controller, use, uh, this, uh, is it enabled in input or disabled in input?
[01:35:51] Got it.
[01:35:52] Go.
[01:35:54] Hey, Greenbite.
[01:35:56] Uh, alright.
[01:36:01] Invited you.
[01:36:03] Go.
[01:36:04] Okay.
[01:36:05] What character do you want to play man? We'll get in here. I'll get in here. It's just for color. That's not true, man
[01:36:12] You're gonna play a motorcycle man, are you gonna be cool as fuck you the fixer?
[01:36:16] Damn you're gonna go to a veteran. That's what I am a veteran of games. Yo
[01:36:21] Okay, I'll be the lantern because I'm a hot babe. Never do you remember where I was working?
[01:36:25] You know why you pick the Tarzan?
[01:36:28] No, I know bots and just hit contain edit rules. Do we care about editing rules?
[01:36:33] just send it as I think back in days we used to do no darn angels it's kind of broken but it's
[01:36:40] nothing it matters what are you I don't need I still don't oh I recognize the map jungle okay oh
[01:36:49] well not that one it's all good oh this is like your thing you're the jungle guy right yeah but
[01:36:55] But that map is not so much at all.
[01:36:57] Guess what do we do?
[01:36:59] Next, uh...
[01:37:03] How do I pick this up?
[01:37:06] Oh.
[01:37:07] Oh!
[01:37:12] HAHAHAHAHAHA! You fucking...
[01:37:16] Shit, okay!
[01:37:21] You'll see why they got...
[01:37:23] Oh you kid just I see
[01:37:25] but
[01:37:26] Oh you get first pick at the perk
[01:37:31] Damn, okay, it's like rounds basically
[01:37:34] Dude
[01:37:36] You are not just gonna fucking this man. I'm sorry. It's so shit
[01:37:41] But you're not doing it on purpose. Uh, well, I thought it was on the side of the map
[01:37:46] I thought you're trying to like kill yourself to concoct the perfect build
[01:38:19] How do you attack in this game? I just know how to throw it.
[01:38:22] It's like the choice shit.
[01:38:24] It's it. Oh, back.
[01:38:27] But why do you get the fur?
[01:38:29] Oh, because you're because I'm overall winning still get first pick.
[01:38:33] But I've got no good person. So it doesn't matter.
[01:38:39] All right.
[01:38:40] Oh, I think I learned how to attack.
[01:38:45] Blast it.
[01:38:47] Blasted oh
[01:38:56] All right, all right, it's coming back to me. It's right back to me slowly. I just learned how to attack
[01:39:04] And melee weapons are busted. Okay doing image heals you. Oh god. That's what we used to banner that we used to bad
[01:39:10] I remember that let's go. I confused I
[01:39:12] It's just uh, it's like it's like you're gonna run off the map, aren't you? How do you dash?
[01:39:21] Oh left trigger to dash
[01:39:27] What the fuck
[01:39:37] Okay, I think it's over I think it's I think it's all I'm gonna do the next game
[01:39:42] That's crazy. I'm not letting you have that fucking
[01:39:53] It's got actually land a hit dammit
[01:39:59] Well confused
[01:40:03] That's a bitch that you know you can't use a some buster that I
[01:40:08] Would I would say I thought that was me that ran off the map
[01:40:12] God
[01:40:14] You know what you know what now if I get hit it's over
[01:40:25] Okay, minus one shot oh that is ridiculous
[01:40:30] Blast it blast it whoo I missed
[01:40:46] and this guy's out of your healing I got no what was this side of the map
[01:40:54] oh man this confusing is so busted that awesome I'm not gonna kill that I'm just go ahead
[01:41:12] Pick your ass shit here.
[01:41:14] Okay, I'll take some Regen.
[01:41:21] Come on, give me a spawn on my side.
[01:41:22] Come on, baby.
[01:41:23] We'll take that.
[01:41:32] Blasted.
[01:41:36] Oh!
[01:41:37] Oh!
[01:41:37] Okay, okay, I...
[01:41:39] Now we got a game.
[01:41:40] Damn.
[01:41:41] Geez!
[01:41:45] Aw, hell yeah.
[01:41:46] 40% damage.
[01:41:47] Yeah, take your comm in 25%.
[01:41:49] When you're low!
[01:41:52] Oh...
[01:41:53] I didn't read that part. I just got excited about the number.
[01:41:54] Yeah.
[01:42:09] Heh!
[01:42:11] Oh crap.
[01:42:32] BANG! OK.
[01:42:34] Alright.
[01:42:35] God, these controls were weird.
[01:42:38] Yo, that reflect was crazy.
[01:42:40] That was good. That was good.
[01:42:41] Wow, how does love? Oh, oh.
[01:42:44] There's not a burner.
[01:42:46] Why don't I burn actually?
[01:42:47] You know, I got.
[01:42:59] Kind of parachute.
[01:43:07] How do you throw again?
[01:43:09] You know what you're doing.
[01:43:11] Okay, good one.
[01:43:20] WHAT?!
[01:43:21] WOO!
[01:43:22] Got him!
[01:43:24] Wait, all because you're GA.
[01:43:31] I'm not gonna let you have that.
[01:43:33] I'm moving speed, I mean, that's just playing against me right now.
[01:43:39] They're in that parry.
[01:43:49] Yo, really?
[01:43:59] Woo!
[01:44:00] Got him.
[01:44:01] Oh, it's game!
[01:44:02] No, it's not.
[01:44:03] Oh.
[01:44:04] What?
[01:44:05] Yo, yo, yo, you always have to go for two.
[01:44:08] all right damage for 25 sure fuck it
[01:44:18] carry that
[01:44:26] fuck
[01:44:34] Oh god, I couldn't play all right. Do you confuse I don't know what I
[01:44:42] Thought I was getting confused there. I just spoke out all of my desk. It's fine. I'll play out this
[01:44:47] Oh, it's all of my shit. Oh, I sold my keyboard
[01:45:04] BAM BOOM BOOM BOOM
[01:45:12] TRACKING?
[01:45:13] God fucking did, okay I gotta clean my desk, good game, god.
[01:45:17] Alright, I never played that.
[01:45:22] I started getting that at the end.
[01:45:24] You know, you know what's crazy, you're saying this shit, right?
[01:45:27] Now the crowds are listening, but the reality is that I bought this game for you
[01:45:33] When you want me to play this like 10 years ago.
[01:45:39] Yeah, I don't fucking remember that and you have more hours in it.
[01:45:41] Go ahead and check.
[01:45:41] How about you boot it up again recently?
[01:45:43] What is it?
[01:45:44] Yo, you have three minutes more because you have bought it before.
[01:45:47] Yo, I can't with this guy.
[01:45:48] I actually can.
[01:45:50] Roll the wheel.
[01:45:53] I think I am.
[01:45:55] Put on Fox 10 news ASAP.
[01:45:58] Yo, sometimes like a chat system shit.
[01:46:00] I don't even know.
[01:46:03] Please express.
[01:46:04] Right.
[01:46:05] They all took four.
[01:46:10] Alright.
[01:46:11] Oh, there's a big fire?
[01:46:13] Where?
[01:46:14] In this fucking wheel.
[01:46:15] Spinning it.
[01:46:16] Oh, there's a big fire?
[01:46:17] Where?
[01:46:18] Wow!
[01:46:19] Good death of a game.
[01:46:20] Alright.
[01:46:21] Alright.
[01:46:22] Alright.
[01:46:23] Alright.
[01:46:24] Alright.
[01:46:25] Alright.
[01:46:26] Alright.
[01:46:27] Alright.
[01:46:28] Alright.
[01:46:29] Alright.
[01:46:30] Alright.
[01:46:31] Alright.
[01:47:02] I played the second one a few weeks ago actually.
[01:47:07] Well, what? A few weeks ago?
[01:47:11] Yeah, like three weeks ago. But it was the second one. The second one is really bad.
[01:47:16] I'm looking like 2024, man.
[01:47:19] Well, some people are luckin'.
[01:47:21] And also this game, it's like the bike game. You get back on it and you know how it goes, you know what I mean?
[01:47:25] Now, can you run this on controller or keyboard?
[01:47:33] Keyboard.
[01:47:34] No, no, no.
[01:47:35] Controller, controller.
[01:47:36] Oh, really?
[01:47:37] Yeah, I'm a controller made on this for sure.
[01:47:40] Wait, really?
[01:47:42] Yeah, you play keyboard on this motherfucker?
[01:47:45] Usually, yeah.
[01:47:47] Psychopath.
[01:47:48] Truthfully.
[01:47:49] I'm invited by you I'm trying to the game that's loud my desk is damp by the way oh
[01:48:08] you just don't all right well don't do that it's all over hold on I join game
[01:48:13] Yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go about the keyboard
[01:48:20] But yeah, do you man run a map? Oh, dude, I'm just I gotta make my way. Yeah, I guess I do
[01:48:30] Oh, I backed out. I didn't mean to I hit B
[01:48:35] No, I just joined
[01:48:40] Okay, let's see
[01:48:42] appearance the runner what I got this guy but I'm set the controller oh how do
[01:48:51] you remove that
[01:48:59] I'm ready when you are
[01:49:03] I
[01:49:06] Every day every day
[01:49:09] Okay
[01:49:16] Got it keyboard 41 months. Can I get a welcome to the jungle? I'm not in your game. No
[01:49:23] I I had to rejoin
[01:49:25] But I probably with a correct input
[01:49:28] I go whatever you just said
[01:49:31] Well on school or Salim I think school. I'm gonna go school. I don't know man. It's do that's good up
[01:49:40] What map are we doing? That's the most important thing?
[01:49:44] Random oh
[01:49:47] Fuck okay. What would we choose a matter? It's gonna let
[01:49:50] No, it's fair. It's I'd like to do a map we both would recognize but
[01:49:56] How do I play again, okay? Oh hell
[01:50:00] Been a hot minute
[01:50:07] Okay, wait what you fell down man, I swear. I've never seen it. I've never seen a map of that has void
[01:50:20] It's over
[01:50:24] God we both suck. Thank God
[01:50:26] Oh man, I messed up.
[01:50:32] How do I use items again?
[01:50:36] See.
[01:50:37] Oh B, okay.
[01:50:42] Oh, hitting the box.
[01:50:47] Shit.
[01:50:48] Alright, I'm behind you.
[01:50:52] Alright, I'm right behind you.
[01:50:56] Nice.
[01:51:02] God, we blow.
[01:51:04] I just missed that item, that's crazy.
[01:51:07] No way.
[01:51:09] Help!
[01:51:11] Oh, I'm back in.
[01:51:13] Dodged it.
[01:51:15] Did you?
[01:51:17] It's good.
[01:51:22] Fuck. Shut the hell up. No way that hits me! I'm dead.
[01:51:31] God damn it! Oh my god, I was- I was quitting as well!
[01:51:36] Alright, now I know the map. Now you're fucked.
[01:51:41] I'm the end of map 2.
[01:51:44] I
[01:51:48] That's not ideal minus one knows knows the map by the way
[01:51:55] I'm trying to do a scam
[01:52:07] Dead
[01:52:14] All right, well, let's see, we're now to the end of the game.
[01:52:27] I lose at the deal as soon as we enter the game.
[01:52:29] Come on, bro.
[01:52:30] I said the first thing I said because I know this game goes really quick.
[01:52:35] Okay.
[01:52:36] All right.
[01:52:37] Re-invite me.
[01:52:38] Well, I wouldn't scummy at me.
[01:52:41] I'm just saying.
[01:52:42] No, I believe you.
[01:52:44] I'll do a vod review later. We'll do it like if it comes down to it, you know to the wire
[01:52:52] Go ahead and host I'll join I
[01:53:01] Because it's a bit it's a bit it's a comeback heavy gamer
[01:53:07] And then hang up a random new map potentially oh, yeah
[01:53:14] What do I call that?
[01:53:21] Are we hitting those boxes?
[01:53:24] Ah fuck.
[01:53:27] Bro versus little guffy, and you're the little guffy buddy.
[01:53:36] Damn, you missed those items, huh?
[01:53:44] Skrrt skrrt skrrt!
[01:53:48] Oh fuck, boxes.
[01:53:50] Oh hell.
[01:54:02] Damn, we suck.
[01:54:04] What are you got in?
[01:54:09] Gotcha.
[01:54:10] Really?
[01:54:15] Oh, big boost, big boost.
[01:54:16] I take that.
[01:54:17] Oh, really?
[01:54:20] Oh.
[01:54:21] Oh!
[01:54:33] Oh shit! Oh! Oh! Oh no!
[01:54:37] Come on, Miss Isle!
[01:54:39] Fuck him up! Oh no! Oh!
[01:54:42] Both of us.
[01:54:44] Oh shit.
[01:54:45] Oh, what did I just do?
[01:54:50] I fucked up.
[01:54:51] Bang!
[01:54:52] Oh my god!
[01:54:53] Oh fuck!
[01:54:54] What?
[01:54:55] Got him!
[01:54:56] Oh fuck!
[01:54:57] Oh fuck!
[01:54:58] Oh fuck!
[01:54:59] Oh fuck!
[01:55:00] Oh fuck!
[01:55:01] Oh fuck!
[01:55:02] I
[01:55:12] Got him
[01:55:17] How are you bro, what how are you alive?
[01:55:26] Oh, I should just wipe not for the boost there
[01:55:32] Checking, you know, it doesn't rock it there, like I keep doing, I keep belly clubbing it, it's not working.
[01:55:38] I don't think you can.
[01:56:02] I wasted my rocket. Whoopsie daisy.
[01:56:07] Oh, oh my god, no way.
[01:56:19] Wait, what?
[01:56:20] I could try.
[01:56:21] I think if you hit it early, you actually can do that, no?
[01:56:27] I think you can, but like, we can't.
[01:56:31] We're not speedrunners, sweats.
[01:56:40] Really?
[01:56:42] Good try.
[01:56:49] Oh, fuck, that just grieved me.
[01:56:52] I just died for that god damn it.
[01:56:53] I hit the blind hook shot. Alright, whatcha doing?
[01:56:55] Thank you, I'll take that.
[01:57:02] Ooh, little boost for me, TY.
[01:57:06] Block your ass.
[01:57:07] Heatboxes.
[01:57:08] Really?
[01:57:09] That's a wasted hook.
[01:57:12] Blasted.
[01:57:13] Blasted.
[01:57:14] Really? That's a wasted hook.
[01:57:21] Blasted.
[01:57:25] Good use.
[01:57:32] You're still in?
[01:57:41] Fuck.
[01:57:44] Come on, missile.
[01:57:50] Oh, hell.
[01:57:53] Get him!
[01:57:56] Fuck.
[01:57:58] The red the red the red I whatever
[01:58:06] That's so bullshit. Let me do snap the the red and the red stick is at the top of I mean fuck that
[01:58:13] It happened to me. I lost because of a two fair game same message with Ashley
[01:58:18] Yeah, I did lose because of that in one round. Yes straight up also spinning again low key your character your character
[01:58:26] Um slides longer like by
[01:58:34] Shit
[01:58:37] false
[01:58:40] I could barely make it across and then stand up right and you would slide all across and you had so much leisure
[01:58:46] Like how do you do it? How do you say?
[01:58:50] True or false, right?
[01:58:51] and you start rambling and your whole chat is disagreeing with you but you keep talking as if
[01:58:58] they didn't spam false. Why'd you even ask? Because the one or two guys that say true, they actually
[01:59:03] play the game. If they didn't say play the game, they don't play the game. I need to look for the
[01:59:08] people that play the game. Okay. He's right. Open stick fight. He's right. You're so,
[01:59:14] So that's true, King. You're right.
[01:59:16] I mean, he's right.
[01:59:22] I haven't played stick fighting in a hot minute. I forgot about this game.
[01:59:29] Oh, and it's got music. Oh, dude, boot the game up. It's a jam.
[01:59:33] I think if I remember correctly sick fight doesn't actually have like a score system
[01:59:49] we just have to first to what first to 30 first to 20 I don't remember at this game at
[01:59:57] all okay well how many like rounds do you want to get there very fast like kills can
[02:00:03] be half a second sometimes. I think first to 50. It's a pretty long time. Let's do first
[02:00:11] to 50. I forgot to jump and shit.
[02:00:16] Let me bite you.
[02:00:19] I'm gonna bite you. Oh, I don't want to do that.
[02:00:24] How do you jump? Oh.
[02:00:26] Really? Just use W?
[02:00:28] I'm mostly a match.
[02:00:31] Oh, so, okay.
[02:00:33] You said I was gonna join you then.
[02:00:35] Join the game.
[02:00:39] Oh, no.
[02:00:43] That's why the screen just fucking blew. What happened?
[02:00:45] Oh, here we go.
[02:00:47] Okay, now what?
[02:00:48] Alright, so yeah. Are you on controller?
[02:00:50] No.
[02:00:52] Okay, alright. Fuck it. I mean, then I'm ready.
[02:00:56] Chahow.
[02:01:01] I
[02:01:05] Generally saw we're playing video game. Well, how'd you block that?
[02:01:08] Left trigger. I just learned it left trigger. All right, here we go first to 50. I
[02:01:14] Don't remember how to fuck to play
[02:01:16] But I got from the game down to oh god
[02:01:22] I won
[02:01:25] All right, okay, wait a bunch
[02:01:27] Well someone's got to keep track. I won that one because the winning screen was blue. I'm blue you're yellow
[02:01:34] Someone's got to keep track. I want to get to an up
[02:01:41] Take your time if you need to say anything
[02:01:43] First first first to first an item first to seven
[02:01:49] First to seven. Yeah
[02:01:52] We're already two kills. What do you mean? Seven? I'll be so fast.
[02:01:58] Okay, go man. Okay.
[02:02:08] Suck.
[02:02:10] Okay.
[02:02:11] But I just learned how- Oh, I get how to do it now.
[02:02:13] gotcha. Wait, what? A shotgun. So I think it's 3-1 now. You won. Fuck. I can't see what
[02:02:38] Okay, you're just swiping
[02:02:48] No, I won't wait what because you hit the floor first get fucked
[02:02:59] I don't know what that gun does how the black hole
[02:03:08] what is going on here oh hello oh no fuck that don't shoot that oh god
[02:03:19] get them snakes get them snakes I don't understand how I get oh I had to
[02:03:26] destroy the store chat has to keep track this game sucks in that regard
[02:03:33] nice I'm dead bunk I think it's five four so it's actually pretty even this
[02:03:40] is can I get a gun please
[02:03:46] I'm dead nice okay that's crazy
[02:04:03] I explain you hit the ground man you died oh that's ridiculous now you know
[02:04:22] that's ridiculous oh my god I don't even know that match point it's first of
[02:04:38] Fifty!
[02:04:43] Oh, hell, are you kidding me?!
[02:04:47] Fifty?!
[02:04:51] First to seven, I said fifty! What?!
[02:04:56] I'm dead.
[02:04:58] You're actually shitting on me now.
[02:05:00] Okay.
[02:05:08] What who won I slag headshot you want that one I agreed first to seven okay? I think you won them if I agree I remember oh
[02:05:28] Oh
[02:05:29] Gotcha yo how is not fucking dying? Oh
[02:05:33] All right, nice thing
[02:05:36] Okay, you won so what's the score now to two?
[02:05:41] All right, okay to two guys fucking damn some of the games that are left over actually skillful I
[02:05:47] Roll it
[02:05:50] Final sentence. I was final sentence warriors
[02:05:55] What who put it in is that the typing one? I don't remember putting that one in
[02:06:00] But I'll do it. You ready to type
[02:06:02] Why, who put that in though?
[02:06:05] Somebody's scum there.
[02:06:07] I have a new keyboard, but it's not good.
[02:06:11] All right, final sentence.
[02:06:21] Are you good at typing?
[02:06:22] No, I'm completely good at it.
[02:06:24] I'm not good either.
[02:06:26] TBH.
[02:06:27] BT, Rob.
[02:06:28] Dual.
[02:06:29] A one-on-one match.
[02:06:30] It's, um, creating you, Lubby.
[02:06:33] Uh, oh shit. Nah.
[02:06:36] Hold on.
[02:06:37] Custom game, private match.
[02:06:40] Let's just do, let's just do...
[02:06:42] Creating you a game.
[02:06:44] Custom game.
[02:06:46] Uh, private match.
[02:06:49] Dual.
[02:06:52] Oh, you just, you got it.
[02:06:56] Uh...
[02:06:59] I create I can create a party
[02:07:03] Okay, there's my invite. Don't oof. Okay. Yeah, yeah, quick. Yeah, go quick. No
[02:07:09] Okay, go for that
[02:07:15] Shit, okay
[02:07:21] Sure, I don't know like speak keep mine. I just spill coke on my keyboard. I hope it's fine
[02:07:26] I mean, did some of it got in there for sure? Here we go. Here we go.
[02:07:38] Give it a... Yeah, what? I don't understand it.
[02:07:43] Uh-oh.
[02:07:44] Wait, I don't get it.
[02:07:46] It's got a type.
[02:07:48] No, no, I think it's because my controller's on it.
[02:07:53] Yeah.
[02:07:56] unfortunate
[02:08:05] should be fine
[02:08:09] fuck
[02:08:20] who fucked up twice but it's fine
[02:08:23] I'm better than you probably
[02:08:25] Maybe.
[02:08:27] Oh!
[02:08:29] I win.
[02:08:31] That's it.
[02:08:31] I mean, I mean, I mean...
[02:08:33] Just like that or what?
[02:08:34] I mean, look at it.
[02:08:35] You want to go again? We can go again?
[02:08:37] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like, I don't know.
[02:08:38] Just, just, just build the way, just because, just because.
[02:08:41] My control, my controller was, I can do anything I can do at the beginning.
[02:08:44] Like, genuinely, I'm not, I'm not coming either.
[02:08:47] My controller was plugged in too?
[02:08:49] What's that matter?
[02:08:50] No, no, but you should see it, you should see my screen.
[02:08:53] Like, I...
[02:08:54] Every letter was mistaken like every letter. I mean because you're hitting the wrong buttons on the keyboard
[02:09:03] No, I'm telling you not
[02:09:06] But you did I'll tell you you just can't type well. It's fine
[02:09:11] Can't can't win them all try us again. That's fine. Oh my god. Are we trolling? Okay? Oh, this is so ridiculous
[02:09:24] I'm not sure what's going on.
[02:09:31] Fuck!
[02:09:33] Damn you were fast.
[02:09:40] You fucking, you knew there was a pattern?
[02:09:42] No, no.
[02:09:43] I didn't pick up that there was a pattern.
[02:09:44] I appreciate that.
[02:09:45] Dude, what is this game mode?
[02:09:50] That was fucking two fucking numbers off. I thought I could hold the button down
[02:10:00] That's crazy. All right. All right. Do we not do the fucking spanning of the guy. Yeah, let me
[02:10:06] Let me fix your options. That was all the troll okay
[02:10:11] All right
[02:10:18] English
[02:10:22] I don't even know you can't fix it you want to have those enough
[02:10:27] This is fine. Send it. Whatever
[02:10:29] Capital's better. Yes capital's better
[02:10:33] Everything matters
[02:10:36] No, they're like...
[02:10:39] Tech selection, uh...
[02:10:45] Oh, wow, we got the...
[02:10:47] Like, we had the really unlucky one as well.
[02:10:50] I see. Just hit ready.
[02:10:52] Go, go, go.
[02:10:54] Default, hit it.
[02:11:06] I don't know what to do with this.
[02:11:13] Welcome, contestants.
[02:11:16] The game begins now.
[02:11:22] Fuck.
[02:11:28] Fuck.
[02:11:30] I-I-I don't-
[02:11:33] I died off of a bang GG's um yeah another one for me baby yeah this this board is on the
[02:11:44] caps lock and it won't tell me so lovely I'm gonna get this game is like absolutely
[02:11:48] fucking dog shit well caps lock doesn't fucking change color like I don't get it bomb tag
[02:11:54] It's free play on Steam.
[02:11:56] Oh, yo, no, no, no, no, no.
[02:11:58] You can play on Brother.
[02:12:00] I'm downloading on Steam, Bomb Tag.
[02:12:04] Wait, Bomb Tag?
[02:12:06] Bomb Tag. No space on Steam.
[02:12:08] I thought it was Bomb Party.
[02:12:10] No, Bomb Tag.
[02:12:14] Which, how is that a better game of that?
[02:12:16] With the guy?
[02:12:18] Like, the game was...
[02:12:20] This is it, man.
[02:12:22] bomb tack it's it's fucking bomber man yeah I mean it's all good I mean I'm
[02:12:27] gonna go to this shit so yeah okay you gotta make it a count though
[02:12:31] good what's what's
[02:12:38] did you have to verify or not
[02:12:42] maybe I'm seeing if I have my shit memorized
[02:12:47] This buzzing I we might have
[02:13:03] Go on and roll you have to log in
[02:13:10] This is more crazy
[02:13:15] Like
[02:13:17] Yeah I got it I got it.
[02:13:19] What's your thing after?
[02:13:20] I lost zero frames.
[02:13:23] Bye.
[02:13:25] Here you go.
[02:13:26] I'm logged in.
[02:13:29] Create match.
[02:13:39] All right do you wanna play grass or snow?
[02:13:44] Ah grass.
[02:13:46] Boxes or no boxes
[02:13:51] Boxes, let's do this. I think this one works. This one works
[02:13:56] All right, I made a match so uh, how the fuck would I invite you friends?
[02:14:02] What's your name on this game when you made an account?
[02:14:05] Um
[02:14:07] XQC 12
[02:14:10] XQC 12
[02:14:11] Yeah
[02:14:13] Added you my name is soda pop
[02:14:16] Bottom right friends. Yep long
[02:14:22] No, what I invited you
[02:14:26] No, all right, I don't remember how to play but I mean it's bottom bar man. I saw the controls
[02:14:33] There's nothing huge yeah, so how do I can you ready up?
[02:14:40] You did how do I start?
[02:14:43] What the fudge?
[02:14:44] Oh, Star Game.
[02:14:44] Is it Shaxx? Is it? Is it the Builder's App here or not?
[02:14:48] Let's look at the Builder. I want to fix whoever.
[02:14:51] Sure. Best of three. Best of three. Sure.
[02:14:52] This can just not count.
[02:14:53] So you hit spacebar, drop a bomb, don't bomb yourself.
[02:14:57] Break boxes for upgrades.
[02:15:06] The upgrades are like the amount of explosions, how big they are, movement speed.
[02:15:43] This game is made for 8. This is Bomberman!
[02:16:02] Where are my fucking bomb explosions? God dang!
[02:16:13] Oh, you got so many bomb explosions, Jesus.
[02:16:24] Can I get some movement?
[02:16:28] Oh, my goodness.
[02:16:34] Zero movement, by the way.
[02:16:35] Oh, there's a shift button.
[02:16:38] You can, you can, oh.
[02:16:39] dude what are you doing are you are you even trying if you get the bomb comboed
[02:16:48] and you were out of that one thing so I don't this game is fucking shit I thought
[02:16:52] I thought it was gonna be a bomb party fuck this game I'm gonna shit I think
[02:16:56] the point okay okay he doesn't care rolling it again well is it too far
[02:17:02] off of some fucking Mickey Mouse games in the same other way.
[02:17:05] Hey, golf it.
[02:17:07] Oh,
[02:17:09] golf it, not golf the friends golf it.
[02:17:12] Uh, let me out of this game.
[02:17:14] 50, 50, 52.
[02:17:18] What I listen, I'm telling you, it really comes down to me leaving the game open overnight.
[02:17:23] All right, so that's improving.
[02:17:24] You're on the air a little bit, but you weren't you were to work.
[02:17:27] What were they washed up games or wearing the juice around where what are you talking about?
[02:17:31] It's improving that was a lot earlier. We looked at your stats cap. It was not you can't prove that that's not been proven
[02:17:38] What are you talking about? Yeah, it was literally proven. I'm dead ass
[02:17:48] Do this then
[02:17:55] No
[02:17:57] I'm downloading the game at 50% working on it.
[02:18:05] 80%
[02:18:06] What map do you want to play?
[02:18:09] Say that one more time.
[02:18:10] What map do you want to play?
[02:18:12] Did it blow?
[02:18:13] Your pick? It don't matter to me, your pick man.
[02:18:15] I don't remember this map at all.
[02:18:17] That don't remember this game at all.
[02:18:19] I don't either.
[02:18:21] I'm not going to recognize the maps when I open it.
[02:18:23] You think I've ever played this game sober or crazy?
[02:18:27] Let's do let's do be deep blue
[02:18:38] Okay, I don't really want to go
[02:18:44] I join it I'm opening the game. I just downloaded it. Yes, learn that
[02:18:51] Did I do clearly wait what let me about you all right?
[02:18:54] Whoa, this UX invited you to play Deep Blue. I hit no. Invite me again.
[02:18:59] So, do I do... not all of them, right? Game mode is what?
[02:19:04] Uh, there's a password. What's... tell me a password?
[02:19:07] Uh, I... I... think it's this... or this...
[02:19:13] Let me do classic, yeah.
[02:19:17] Time limits. Two minutes? No way, that's not... that's not too much.
[02:19:24] I mean yeah I've never played this map this is all new so collision off that's
[02:19:30] not the collision is here I won't be like this later I agree I'm ready yeah I'm
[02:19:36] ready strokes ready to up strokes 12 that's my right 15 strokes yes I mean
[02:19:43] surely I don't I don't know it doesn't like the goal is to win before you get
[02:19:50] 12 strokes that just keeps it closer.
[02:19:53] I like.
[02:19:55] Oh, shit.
[02:19:56] How do you buy them for the girls?
[02:19:59] VV and you can like scout.
[02:20:03] Holy shit.
[02:20:04] Wait, dude, 12 strokes on this is crazy.
[02:20:10] Wait, what?
[02:20:21] What the fuck is that all this game then?
[02:20:29] Well, I guess that was it just getting off the side, okay
[02:20:34] Wait, damn you made that
[02:20:38] What wait what oh?
[02:20:42] That was a are you kidding me? Oh that was all its own hole
[02:20:47] Oh, I mean, I'm good anyway. I don't care.
[02:20:53] See the score here. What are we looking at?
[02:20:55] Oh, it's easy. Easy.
[02:20:59] Is it though?
[02:21:02] Oh, I see you hit that ceiling there.
[02:21:03] Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:21:05] That OK, that's actually crazy though.
[02:21:10] Oh, a hole in one on my end.
[02:21:11] How did I do that?
[02:21:13] Take your time.
[02:21:17] Oh
[02:21:28] Plus one oh
[02:21:30] No, all right, this is like all the pressure is better lucky
[02:21:34] There's bad man feel that dude you are the putt man. You got to use it with your mouse feel it
[02:21:40] budget
[02:21:42] So the good shot though
[02:21:47] Is that thing breathing? I can't tell.
[02:21:49] Um...
[02:21:50] Oh hell, that's way too far. Shit.
[02:21:56] I mean, I'll take that.
[02:21:58] Oh!
[02:22:00] Chad, the water map is-
[02:22:02] Chad, the water map is shit!
[02:22:06] You chose this!
[02:22:08] You said D. Blue, I've never done this before!
[02:22:10] Well, not even now. Maybe we should skip the map.
[02:22:12] The water is just bad.
[02:22:14] No, no, no, no. We're not even, by the way.
[02:22:16] way. He's right, he's right. Okay, I guess we just get into this fucking portal. Righteous.
[02:22:31] Now where?
[02:22:33] Um, dude.
[02:22:40] Okay, we go through here. What is this map?
[02:22:43] What dude I can't
[02:22:50] Who I got lucky there
[02:22:54] You start my keep forgetting it's a wrong game as I keep rotating poorly
[02:23:04] Oh titties that was close now I gave her free
[02:23:06] What we are now I'm six
[02:23:10] Okay, I make it always come back. I mean
[02:23:12] Those are gonna go harder and harder. Exactly.
[02:23:15] The hell's going on here? Okay.
[02:23:20] Oh.
[02:23:22] Really?
[02:23:27] Okay. I mean you should have just
[02:23:36] You played that before I know it
[02:23:38] I've never played this map
[02:23:40] This is new. There's probably a patch notes
[02:23:43] I'm special deep blue map water mechanics included
[02:23:49] Try for free with your friends
[02:23:53] What the bush dog was that
[02:23:57] Yeah, I overshot the fuck out of that too. I said I need to get all right and resets your shot in his game. I
[02:24:03] Think it'll add a stroke. I don't hit that
[02:24:06] Yeah, just let it, let it play out.
[02:24:14] Now watch this.
[02:24:16] Okay, watching.
[02:24:20] Come on, really?
[02:24:26] Fuck.
[02:24:29] And that's a part, and you're fucked.
[02:24:32] Now there's somebody that doesn't look like it, and we are not changing the map.
[02:24:35] not change the map and we're saying this map now he's locked in I will not
[02:24:40] accept any sort of complaint oh yeah back here wait I was six was getting how
[02:24:46] my I I'm special right now what the fudge 85 hey cut up by one there where
[02:24:57] does this one oh I see okay
[02:25:05] What the fuck did you just do?
[02:25:10] It just, it trolled me, the game just trolled me.
[02:25:15] And yeah.
[02:25:20] Take us to the hole, what's going on here?
[02:25:25] Oh, is that a, what is that thing in the middle? Is that a rock?
[02:25:29] That's the tube we came from.
[02:25:31] Dude, I might just be the goat!
[02:25:34] I think I finished five you caught up by one again. I mean little by little I think
[02:25:42] Yep
[02:25:45] I'm still out here. Oh
[02:25:48] On paper
[02:25:51] Dude on paper
[02:25:58] What are you talking about what I'm a paper fuck
[02:26:04] Oh, I'm actually su- Dude, I'm fucked here.
[02:26:07] Oh, I'm so fu- Oh dude, it's over, it's over, it's- it's cooked.
[02:26:12] I don't know where you're at, but uh, I'm struggling.
[02:26:15] It's over.
[02:26:17] Would you be interested in a 720th McLaren?
[02:26:21] I got one in Montreal.
[02:26:23] Come on.
[02:26:24] I can't even see what I'm doing here.
[02:26:27] Fuck!
[02:26:28] No way!
[02:26:30] Bro, you might beat me.
[02:26:32] I'm telling you, I'm at five strokes already.
[02:26:33] Nuh-uh. Arey shoulder
[02:26:38] Okay, what are you at? Oh man. Yeah, I mean I got it in seven a six
[02:26:45] To be me by one we often
[02:26:49] Where where's the all I see it
[02:26:53] What the hell is this ridiculous okay, oh my god
[02:27:03] Oh, hello.
[02:27:07] Oh, that's so fucked.
[02:27:09] What is this landing?
[02:27:10] Are you kidding me?
[02:27:11] I'm going to get one extra stroke again.
[02:27:15] I would have to hit the corner, I guess.
[02:27:18] Oh, no.
[02:27:21] Damn it, Birdie!
[02:27:26] Birdie!
[02:27:27] Wait, where are you?
[02:27:29] You're struggling, man.
[02:27:31] You might be coming back here.
[02:27:32] I can DM you pictures.
[02:27:34] Good spectrum.
[02:27:35] Oh my god, I'm getting cornered left and right.
[02:27:37] Wait, I'm going to show you though, what?
[02:27:42] Keep going, ball.
[02:27:43] Keep going, ball!
[02:27:44] Fuck!
[02:27:45] Uh, wait, we have a tagging on for sure.
[02:27:48] Yeah, I've done that one.
[02:27:50] Another one.
[02:27:50] Fuck.
[02:27:51] Ah, here it comes.
[02:27:52] Hole 11, by the way.
[02:28:00] What is this map?
[02:28:00] What the hell?
[02:28:01] OK.
[02:28:01] I SHOT!
[02:28:16] Don't you dare, man!
[02:28:18] I throw, I throw, I throw.
[02:28:31] Okay, would you make it in oh my god? It's all it's all right. It's all right. It's all right
[02:28:43] Is it okay? I will keep keep trying man. You got this. I
[02:28:47] I
[02:28:56] Mean that's like that's like five minutes. Well, hey man final hole. No, it's well. No, I know it's not
[02:29:09] I didn't know that oh yeah 12 strikes. That's right, okay
[02:29:13] Where the fuck is the ending to this hello it's um
[02:29:17] Right there.
[02:29:18] You humanly might be the worst.
[02:29:24] Oh, you gotta go through the fucking fence.
[02:29:28] Sure, good player, yeah.
[02:29:29] What?
[02:29:30] Oh.
[02:29:33] Stop!
[02:29:37] Oh, I see it.
[02:29:38] dude, really?
[02:29:48] damn, i almost just fucking owned, but i fucked up
[02:29:52] dude, i already got plus two strokes here
[02:29:57] i'm throwing, i'm plus three, i- i- oh no, i'm still at the beginning
[02:30:02] oh no
[02:30:05] I mean I parted it's not bad or you're at four or you're cooked
[02:30:11] Yes
[02:30:15] And I'm running out of time tears from Zugging
[02:30:24] Oh my god, you're lying to your Normandy pattern now you have to do the yes to the Normandy pattern oh
[02:30:30] Oh yikes
[02:30:35] You might just stroke out if you don't go fast and now yeah, at least three more hits you go
[02:30:43] No way right nope we're good
[02:30:50] Fuck make it there you stupid shit
[02:30:53] 12 strokes. Oh my god. I can make it. You know how to do it do it
[02:30:59] Actually these ends but it doesn't matter 12. Oh
[02:31:02] Oh
[02:31:04] Winning by one by one boy show them
[02:31:07] Where's the hole? Oh
[02:31:09] Wow, that's deep
[02:31:12] It goes far
[02:31:14] Am I fucked here? Hello? Oh
[02:31:20] My god, so lucky oh
[02:31:24] That's crazy. I don't know if you just saw how fucked I just got are you cooked?
[02:31:30] Now I'm fine, but it's it's a little cooked. Oh, I'm so
[02:31:39] Gotta make this I mean I mean I poured it. Oh
[02:31:44] Yeah, yeah, I'm throwing oh no, I'm at five here. Oh, I'm a baby behind
[02:31:50] Yeah, down by two
[02:31:54] Was the whole
[02:31:59] Oh, Noe.
[02:32:03] OK, we hit that.
[02:32:13] I think I almost stopped the game.
[02:32:20] What is this?
[02:32:21] I don't know what's going on.
[02:32:23] I see.
[02:32:25] No, I don't see.
[02:32:29] shit um where is it going I mean oh no oh my god take two maybe where is the ball going
[02:32:54] I
[02:33:11] 40 seconds left oh
[02:33:16] My god, I'm on stroke fucking eight it takes ten years
[02:33:24] Oh my god that hits would you get it in seven seven angel of the matter yes what okay okay
[02:33:43] Who what the fuck I got an eight still behind the fuck I got work to do
[02:33:52] Geez you just massacred that ball we actually done the same thing
[02:33:58] Nope your ass got reset I
[02:34:01] Don't know what the game would do that. I don't know why it would do that
[02:34:07] Where's the hole
[02:34:13] Oh my god.
[02:34:20] Oh my god.
[02:34:28] XQC Cheer, XQC.
[02:34:30] I can't fucking get this.
[02:34:31] Oh my god, I'm...
[02:34:33] I'm grieving.
[02:34:36] Yes.
[02:34:38] Yes.
[02:34:40] I'm just, I'm too far, too short.
[02:34:42] short watch this can't make it for balance
[02:34:53] wait nobody got to make that shot that fuck I beat it took after like 80 tries
[02:34:59] it'd be pretty even Loki
[02:35:04] we made it across oh oh so lucky I needed that what are we going with the
[02:35:11] I don't know.
[02:35:13] To the bottom.
[02:35:17] And then around?
[02:35:19] Oh you can definitely skip so much here.
[02:35:23] Where am I going?
[02:35:33] Oh my god.
[02:35:35] I think I'm good.
[02:35:37] Watch this.
[02:35:41] Okay, I mean, I mean, I lost the game. I lost the game, it was just over.
[02:35:55] I mean, yeah, I lost it.
[02:35:59] No way.
[02:36:01] I don't understand!
[02:36:08] maybe I can come back out of this please don't please don't don't don't do that
[02:36:22] Roll down baby roll down
[02:36:37] Hey 12 strokes I've been there sometimes it just takes a little a couple more strokes, you know to finish the job
[02:36:44] Yikes! You stroked out.
[02:36:51] Why did it?
[02:36:53] I'm a down by three. I mean, still whatever though.
[02:36:56] Yeah, only by three. That's fine as long as... I've been down by three before.
[02:37:00] Oh, I grieved. Yikes.
[02:37:08] What? Is that a social hole?
[02:37:12] Oh, thank goodness.
[02:37:17] Off!
[02:37:18] Dude, I just underestimated my power.
[02:37:20] I could save some strokes here.
[02:37:22] Nah, I'm not gonna bother.
[02:37:23] Now go for it.
[02:37:27] No fucking way I go over again, thank God.
[02:37:30] That bounce, are you kidding me?
[02:37:36] And then?
[02:37:37] Please! Please!
[02:37:42] How did you make a career out of this game?
[02:37:44] Bro, I'm totally stroking your sense.
[02:37:46] I- I can't- my sensitivity is cooked or something. I don't- I can't fucking do it.
[02:37:50] This game feels very real and sensitive and you know all of that.
[02:37:54] Come on!
[02:37:58] I'm on stroke 7 and I'm still in Africa.
[02:38:00] Yes!
[02:38:01] I think- I think that's it. I think that's it.
[02:38:07] Where are we even going from here? What even happens?
[02:38:15] YES! YES! YES!
[02:38:18] Apparently that's the thing.
[02:38:20] I thought he just gets sucked in.
[02:38:23] How long does it fall for before it resets? My timer!
[02:38:28] Press F. Oh my god, you just pressed F?
[02:38:30] Yep, uh, this way.
[02:38:34] I didn't know you could do that.
[02:38:35] I mean
[02:38:45] I don't fucking make it in time 12 strokes you is I mean last all up by three I mean
[02:38:54] I would have to talk with the value until I lose the game.
[02:38:59] And I had it I didn't know you can press f that cut me on time
[02:39:11] Okay, yeah, you went to Evergrande
[02:39:17] Plus one stroke oh my goodness is beautiful
[02:39:21] I can't, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, never been more over, it's over.
[02:39:38] No!
[02:39:39] I
[02:39:41] Would like this
[02:39:48] Wait are we good at with that?
[02:39:54] I'm risky the biscuits I'm so far behind I have to
[02:39:58] And I just it's cooked I'm at 12 strokes. Oh, Tony Hawk you went so oh wait
[02:40:09] Oh, I was 12 strokes though.
[02:40:11] I'm fizzed, Gigi's.
[02:40:13] Wait, I-
[02:40:14] Oh, dammit!
[02:40:23] I don't know what's- I don't know what's happening in there, but-
[02:40:25] Hello?
[02:40:30] I escaped the key bottom!
[02:40:32] BANG!
[02:40:34] Okay, okay.
[02:40:35] Now we're gonna do like a W though.
[02:40:36] I get a W on a skill game.
[02:40:38] I mean think about it. It's a debut on a game. It's actual skill. That should be worth three points, but I mean I don't make the rules here
[02:40:44] So it's all good
[02:40:46] They got the biggest comeback in history of gaming. Are you a fucking crack?
[02:40:50] I mean no, but I mean maybe you are
[02:40:53] But the way you're playing you're playing on something some some power some money or some shit
[02:40:59] Some money or some shit
[02:41:01] fucking golf at piece of shit trash actually stupid nice is my fault it's my fault met
[02:41:12] myself spinning it turn up oh you're dead one boy you're baby I'm gonna put yeah yeah
[02:41:22] the fucking gay Gigi either I've never I've ever played the game before let's go
[02:41:28] I haven't played in forever. I barely even played this game
[02:41:34] Warrior one I will say by the DLC get all the characters. No, okay
[02:41:38] What?
[02:41:40] Well to be fair best characters are the stock characters. I will be playing those so
[02:41:48] I'm not a DLC frog
[02:41:52] Now yeah, he has one 25 hours. He's got like 50 hours plus plus friends plus friends
[02:41:58] How do I invite you?
[02:42:01] How do you...
[02:42:03] Invited you?
[02:42:04] How do you go to controller?
[02:42:05] Do you have to turn on the bullshit again?
[02:42:08] No, it should be... I mean, I'm on Xbox controller.
[02:42:10] I just plug it in and it works.
[02:42:12] I don't know what you got going on.
[02:42:13] Okay?
[02:42:14] After we plug it...
[02:42:17] Plug it...
[02:42:17] It wasn't plugged in man, I'm on fucking stupid shit.
[02:42:20] I got it.
[02:42:20] Yeah, that would do it.
[02:42:21] Now how do you make it to this full screen?
[02:42:26] You don't.
[02:42:27] Wait, actually?
[02:42:29] Windowed mode.
[02:42:30] Really?
[02:42:32] Yeah, really.
[02:42:33] It's fine.
[02:42:33] It's just an action bar.
[02:42:34] Task manager at the bottom.
[02:42:35] Who cares?
[02:42:36] I don't even have audio.
[02:42:39] That's on you.
[02:42:39] Alt-Enter.
[02:42:41] Nope.
[02:42:42] Alt-Enter doesn't work in this.
[02:42:44] If it doesn't work either.
[02:42:45] Let's go.
[02:42:46] Invite.
[02:42:47] I did.
[02:42:49] Invite again?
[02:42:51] My X inputs.
[02:42:53] I think I did not put on
[02:42:56] the uh...
[02:43:00] i believe in the ux you are the goat variety game you've got this
[02:43:07] you and you ready
[02:43:08] yeah but i don't know
[02:43:09] i don't know
[02:43:11] okay so
[02:43:13] this is a band phase
[02:43:14] the way the game works your right analog stick
[02:43:17] spins your weapon
[02:43:20] and then i think
[02:43:21] you pressure a key to do your character special
[02:43:25] maybe and then right bumper maybe does your old that's all there is
[02:43:29] there's three buttons analog stick
[02:43:32] uh...
[02:43:33] i've just you just going back on the ship yeah i actually don't fucking remember
[02:43:36] it's been a while
[02:43:38] i can't remember when i get in
[02:43:40] uh...
[02:43:41] you can't move your controller
[02:43:43] uh... like what
[02:43:46] your controllers not working left analog stick should be moving characters like
[02:43:49] reviewer here
[02:43:50] soda popping has played all of these games on an out account to be prepared
[02:43:54] for today so if you lose you can cope and call him out don't let him beat your king's cinema
[02:44:05] uh
[02:44:06] i was like
[02:44:10] chapter i go like normal inputs or not
[02:44:18] made the disables the inputs
[02:44:19] See, like, it says option start.
[02:44:25] Like what is it doing?
[02:44:26] I don't know, I just plug my fucking controller in and it works.
[02:44:31] Okay, if that is the opposite, I need to disable the stand-by.
[02:44:35] Nope.
[02:44:36] Nope.
[02:44:37] Nope.
[02:44:38] Nope.
[02:44:39] Maybe enable the stand-by.
[02:44:44] XQC, LXQC, L.
[02:44:49] Huh?
[02:44:51] All the way to the Xbox. Okay, I'm gonna go buy the keyboard. I'll get a shit.
[02:44:55] Nope. No, you cannot.
[02:44:57] Why not?
[02:44:58] Get your controller working.
[02:44:59] Why not?
[02:45:00] Because this is not a controller. This is not a keyboard game. It does not work.
[02:45:06] Go get your Xbox controller plug it in with a USB-C and then open the game. Can you do that?
[02:45:12] Yeah, I can do that.
[02:45:14] Okay, that that does it. I don't know what this control what you're doing hippie do shit. You're doing fucking forever warriors
[02:45:23] For any of the games man, this is gonna be an issue down the road
[02:45:36] Every game dude, I can't chat. How do I get this controller chat in your stream play like fucking swap man
[02:45:44] Did that last game too?
[02:45:45] Fuck it, you probably were trying to play controller on Golfit, and wouldn't keep it a mouse.
[02:45:49] We're grudgingly.
[02:45:50] Okay, fucking big chance.
[02:45:54] You know people at my brand new controller that I bought years ago?
[02:45:59] That's sick, brand new years ago.
[02:46:02] I mean, if you still brand new, uh, wait.
[02:46:05] Okay, go.
[02:46:06] I said what you said, you said brand new controller that you bought years ago.
[02:46:10] Something can still be brand new years ago. Like what?
[02:46:14] You're right. It's called Man's Gemma.
[02:46:18] No. This is I'm connecting.
[02:46:21] Yeah, there you go. You're in.
[02:46:23] Go.
[02:46:24] So this is a band phase, by the way. I'm gonna band shit that you don't have in lock, so you can play whatever you want.
[02:46:34] I've seen you play Scarecrow before.
[02:46:37] Scarecrow's actually who I ban every single game. I hate Scarecrow.
[02:46:41] is now you're picking you pick two characters you play dingy okay solid
[02:46:48] pick I play all of them you want to pick my characters for me no keep it
[02:46:57] simple can you please stop swearing my kids are trying to watch this you
[02:47:04] pick another care you have two characters but you are swearing way too much for
[02:47:08] them to watch chance so tomorrow's destroy this bus rados a sick you'd
[02:47:13] like them no all right so you have oh god your left analog stick to move your
[02:47:20] shit around. You're not a stam there. So we're not a stamina. And then a bang bang oh you're
[02:47:39] I'm bleeding you out.
[02:47:44] Bang.
[02:47:49] Now, try pressing the A.
[02:47:54] Alright, B.O.F.I.G.A. this shit, B.O.F.I.G.A. this shit.
[02:47:59] So, press A again, see your weapons on attach, press it again.
[02:48:04] So press A again, see your weapons on attach, press it again, when you're yellow bars up, see it comes back.
[02:48:17] Like my character's ability is I can jump. Here's you can throw that axe.
[02:48:34] You have no axe on your weapon.
[02:48:39] It's just a stick.
[02:48:41] There you go.
[02:48:56] Oh.
[02:48:59] Oh, fuck.
[02:49:04] I
[02:49:12] Did you get the game now? Yeah
[02:49:17] You get it you just spin the thing in magic you got to watch your stem
[02:49:21] Why you know there was stamina buddy? I was spinning my right fucking analog half the game
[02:49:27] This is fucking your spot for the shit
[02:49:29] Okay, and whatever you want, okay, then that's fine pick your character.
[02:49:36] I don't want to do it, man.
[02:49:38] You should do it.
[02:49:39] It's a simple game.
[02:49:40] Spin the weapon, hit the person.
[02:49:42] That's it.
[02:49:43] And then each character has a simple fucking power.
[02:49:46] Grados can throw the axe and pull it back.
[02:49:49] Basic.
[02:49:50] Do you have an ulti?
[02:49:51] Yeah, you're picking.
[02:49:55] I'll play different characters.
[02:49:56] I'll play.
[02:49:57] I can't believe you haven't played any Wamba Warriors man. I really thought you played, oh you're playing Scarecrow, you're playing cringe comp.
[02:50:14] So try your power out. Hold on. Try your power out. Press A. Okay, that hurts me. That's
[02:50:25] your whole shebang. My whole shebang is a little bit of fire. So you're out of
[02:50:32] stand so you get stung when I hit you
[02:50:45] oh
[02:51:02] Oh fuck.
[02:51:10] Get that shit out of here.
[02:51:18] Die monkey.
[02:51:25] Fuck.
[02:51:27] Burn?
[02:51:28] Yo,
[02:51:28] Hemmit.
[02:51:32] Get out of here, monkey.
[02:51:33] Oh my god.
[02:51:34] Oh, fucking way.
[02:51:35] No way is this thing stunning me.
[02:51:39] I mean-
[02:51:40] Get out of here!
[02:51:40] Alright, alright, alright.
[02:51:41] I-I-I-I get the game out.
[02:51:42] I get the game out.
[02:51:43] I get the game out.
[02:51:44] You-you got another character?
[02:51:45] You got another character?
[02:51:47] So this guy actually-
[02:51:48] Just-
[02:51:49] Just-
[02:51:49] Just-
[02:51:50] Just-
[02:51:50] Just-
[02:51:51] Just-
[02:51:51] Just-
[02:51:52] Just-
[02:51:52] Just-
[02:51:53] Just-
[02:51:53] Just-
[02:51:54] Just-
[02:51:54] Do this guy actually try pressing A?
[02:51:56] Oh, too late.
[02:52:00] Yeah, you basically just spray.
[02:52:08] Smile.
[02:52:10] Nice.
[02:52:13] It didn't hit you, really?
[02:52:17] Ah, I hate Scarecrow.
[02:52:24] God damn it.
[02:52:33] I don't.
[02:52:34] Bastard damn.
[02:52:35] Got your ulti.
[02:52:36] I don't know how to use that though.
[02:52:41] I'm just beyond dead.
[02:52:50] No shot.
[02:52:57] Gotcha, bitch.
[02:53:03] I think I got a low-cutie DLC.
[02:53:06] Do you want more characters by the DLC?
[02:53:09] I'm not playing DLC characters while you don't have them.
[02:53:12] Fine, just keep playing.
[02:53:13] I'll deal with you.
[02:53:14] Okay.
[02:53:20] I think Duzzi is shit.
[02:53:24] Duzzi is actually really good. I just don't play him.
[02:53:29] I mean they're all good. Scarecrow is just cringe, but everything's good.
[02:53:37] Did I just ban it?
[02:53:38] Oh.
[02:53:39] No, you're picking now. You banned Monkey.
[02:53:42] Sorry, I don't have a shit.
[02:53:43] Okay, Scarecrow.
[02:53:44] Alright, I think he's going to go again.
[02:53:53] It's like your character doesn't have a lot of stamina, he has no reach, but he just
[02:54:00] poisons.
[02:54:07] This is why your character is cringe.
[02:54:23] It doesn't do damage though.
[02:54:26] It does no damage but it's like you can hit me without me being able to hit you pretty
[02:54:28] easily.
[02:54:29] There we go, yeah, stay over there.
[02:54:37] You're gonna take that fog down.
[02:54:39] There it is.
[02:54:41] There's an actual corner camper.
[02:54:46] Gotcha.
[02:54:48] Oh!
[02:54:50] Oh
[02:55:02] Oh, no my weapon stocks
[02:55:08] XQC you are too bad to games losing again so do my gel out
[02:55:15] Oh fuck
[02:55:20] I
[02:55:33] Not fucking dying though. I don't get it. Oh, and you spawned in this I ult into that
[02:55:39] Why do I not stand there? I don't get it.
[02:55:51] Because you're stunned because you're out of stamina.
[02:55:53] No, why?
[02:55:55] You're out of stamina.
[02:56:05] I'm not even moving. I'm out of stamina.
[02:56:08] It doesn't even make sense.
[02:56:10] Holding your analog stick, drain stamina.
[02:56:17] I feel fine with this game in vector trash.
[02:56:20] OK, you want to go again?
[02:56:21] Listen, I can just take the way we can go next game,
[02:56:23] because I played before, it's not fair.
[02:56:25] But I take my win.
[02:56:26] It's on the list.
[02:56:27] Go.
[02:56:28] Go again.
[02:56:29] You're banning.
[02:56:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:56:30] OK, the only reason why it's go again
[02:56:31] is I ban the wrong character.
[02:56:34] OK.
[02:56:36] But you get to pick.
[02:56:39] I meant to pick monkey, not bad monkey.
[02:56:41] Like that's just lame.
[02:56:43] I see.
[02:56:44] I understand.
[02:56:46] I'll play Glados.
[02:56:47] This is my second.
[02:56:52] I didn't put it to pick.
[02:56:53] It's just bad.
[02:56:56] You haven't seen this character yet that I'm playing.
[02:57:04] Oh!
[02:57:06] I mean that's only less than just
[02:57:31] I mean, you're like, you know your monkey carries over
[02:57:38] Oh shit
[02:57:45] Oh, I'm getting pushed
[02:57:53] XQC out.
[02:58:00] Who?
[02:58:03] Who?
[02:58:06] Who the quad hit?
[02:58:13] The panic ulti?
[02:58:15] Oh, now I'm ulting. You're done.
[02:58:17] You're done. You don't even know what my ult does.
[02:58:20] You're done. You don't even know what my ult does.
[02:58:32] Got him.
[02:58:36] Die, motherfucker!
[02:58:38] I'm going to go down and go pick it up.
[02:58:46] Okay, um, okay
[02:58:48] You set me up with the worst end of all time. This guy does the fucking no damage. It's so shit
[02:58:56] You still have to play the game and hit me with things
[02:58:59] Yeah
[02:59:02] Now do one game with actual real fucking act like get a hit with real damage
[02:59:06] yo I'm being too disfucking the guy has no range no stand what does he do what
[02:59:13] he doesn't do shit
[02:59:17] play whatever man I could I banned him but I can play him next time by the DLC
[02:59:23] man do you want to play some other characters no I'll play that characters
[02:59:27] now I'll play Banger go ahead I'll play monkey and I'll play this one guy again
[02:59:35] go monkey was actually my main by the way how do you jump this is what I won
[02:59:41] the turn with
[02:59:43] Weaved it in there.
[03:00:01] Ooh, we've been in there again!
[03:00:17] Missed your ult. Unforged.
[03:00:27] Aw, I'm bad!
[03:00:31] Thanks.
[03:00:33] Oh man.
[03:00:35] Now you actually get countered here because your job is to go above me, but you can't because I'm monkey.
[03:01:01] I'll take that sudden death dam.
[03:01:25] How do I hit you there?
[03:01:26] Oh!
[03:01:28] You got slammed into a weapon on the floor
[03:01:41] I believe in you baby
[03:01:43] It's a poop you pooped on me, but you didn't poop
[03:01:49] You know you know low key though at the end of his knee with the mailings I actually get I actually get it
[03:01:54] I should get it that I would have actually done better. I killed two your characters. You didn't kill one of mine. Whatever
[03:01:59] No, no, no, but I like he's at the end that we're doing the sword thing. I was bloody a fuck of your shit like that's crazy
[03:02:05] Yeah, you started. Yeah, sure man. Sure. Listen take a win where you can get it. It still counts as an L. All right
[03:02:10] I'm spinning the wheel
[03:02:12] That game of the way is absolutely awful
[03:02:16] rounds
[03:02:18] Yeah, you're not winning that
[03:02:20] No, I already won on my screen
[03:02:22] I don't know if like the meta's changed but um and then it's pretty rough it's some of
[03:02:39] the shit is in pretty busted I go I invited you I invited you you join me okay
[03:02:49] I'm at pretty sure yeah, I play keyboard mouse in this game. Oh, it's loud. Holy fuck. Yeah, that's why I always put 8%
[03:02:57] I'm a 20% man. I go
[03:03:01] Ooh
[03:03:03] Bunch more HP noob nob nob nob nob nob nob nob. Oh no
[03:03:10] Is the other way right
[03:03:13] Yeah, we need the best three
[03:03:15] Blocking creates a healing field. Um, no
[03:03:19] Well, that could be actually pretty good.
[03:03:24] Uh...
[03:03:29] Poisonous ones, but not bad.
[03:03:33] I should have orange, okay.
[03:03:38] Gotcha.
[03:03:43] I mean that's just all of it though, okay
[03:03:55] Well, I'm gonna watch I did a ship right right click right click
[03:04:07] What a shot hit me really
[03:04:09] What was a double that is a mix that's on your poison them because your poison damage does more but it takes time
[03:04:16] So I killed you as I was ticking I
[03:04:19] Hit you twice
[03:04:20] Pick your upgrade bro
[03:04:23] increase
[03:04:24] Well, let's be no
[03:04:27] What's aim for his little head when balancing it?
[03:04:29] I
[03:04:37] Know bunch of
[03:04:41] Okay, XQC LXQC LXQC L
[03:04:53] Okay, I don't just kill me all right. I'm fucking locked it out now. I'm actually locked in
[03:04:59] I
[03:05:10] What's it
[03:05:15] Have that not hit you crazy
[03:05:18] Okay, okay. I do zero damage. I have increased HP you fuck
[03:05:29] Don't have it you play this blocking is not the meta in this game. Don't even rely on it
[03:05:33] No, it's all good man. It's all good man. You didn't even know what one better to do
[03:05:52] Bang bang landing both of them
[03:05:59] I
[03:06:13] What that's one hit
[03:06:23] Fuck shit
[03:06:29] Oh the reflect he does it
[03:06:39] Unfortunate take another upgrade Felix
[03:06:53] Hey Dennis man
[03:06:55] I'll go with that and hopefully I guess some I get some actual both speed above the image later or both distance oh
[03:07:10] My god out to your health is full by now now. Now I'm like I get it. I get the hyper build up. It's fucking Joel
[03:07:22] You're gonna hear the full tier that's crazy
[03:07:25] I can't hit you three times okay give me some upgrade this bill sucks early on
[03:07:31] but I think it is this little hard cook it's a vampire oh fucking jumped off
[03:07:43] whoops I didn't mean to do that that's it I'm so fucked it's over
[03:07:53] God I fucking thought I was blue
[03:07:59] I blocked it I swear
[03:08:03] That's not like it. I just can't let you hit me or you heal
[03:08:22] How do you feel you all up?
[03:08:24] Okay, okay, damn it's through this healing walk
[03:08:40] What the hell was in here is good, but it's not falling off. I worry when he gets like I'm not necessarily like what they get but
[03:08:48] The sonny get that completely trumps me
[03:08:51] These are awful. I
[03:08:53] Mean bullets low, but I have to actually land shots impossible. Yeah, these are all really bad. I mean British is not bad at all
[03:09:01] I'm gonna try it God help me. I mean
[03:09:06] Not really because it can bounce and hit yourself
[03:09:13] Look at that damn
[03:09:16] Yeah, I'm just dead. She's okay shot then
[03:09:19] Oh whoops, I spaced out.
[03:09:24] Yes!
[03:09:31] I don't understand it.
[03:09:33] I reflected. You just shot yourself.
[03:09:35] It literally did all the damage.
[03:09:42] I just bounce and hit myself there.
[03:09:49] Give me another goddamn
[03:09:51] Alright, we're on 33, it's not bad
[03:10:04] Nice entrance in the main, it's him
[03:10:07] Take burst
[03:10:10] Fuck it
[03:10:12] Oh massive damn there
[03:10:20] Fuck gonna heal it up now aren't you?
[03:10:29] God damn it the BLEEEES!
[03:10:31] NICE!
[03:10:32] Well, I've never had a
[03:10:44] Do the healing the fucking healings I I got the fucking super Matt build
[03:10:51] Fuck it
[03:11:02] I hit myself that's crazy
[03:11:08] Ah, that was a crazy block on the other land.
[03:11:18] Wait, what?
[03:11:22] There it is.
[03:11:34] Match point, motherfucker.
[03:11:35] But actually is it? I think it might be
[03:11:49] I think it's a G it's really bad. I mean my build is fucking shit, too
[03:11:56] And it's like a fuck doesn't matter. I have no range anyway
[03:12:10] Excellent
[03:12:15] Oh, I mean do what can you do
[03:12:26] I
[03:12:30] Massive damn there
[03:12:35] I mean
[03:12:42] All right, whoo I
[03:12:46] Had bad choices I had no range. I got like I had no you had poison you had life steal if remake
[03:12:56] Inviting you?
[03:13:01] No, even with blast cannon does it matter because I have to get close-
[03:13:04] Shotgun homing? Oh my loa.
[03:13:07] I mean, I don't think it matters if you can't shoot or shoot any bullets or something like that.
[03:13:11] I mean, I have no- no nothing.
[03:13:15] I'll take some buck shot.
[03:13:17] Yeah, I don't regret that.
[03:13:19] Go ahead, double buck shot.
[03:13:21] Um...
[03:13:24] No.
[03:13:26] I'll take Burst. I had Burst last game.
[03:13:30] I'll do over one shot.
[03:13:31] Oh, shit.
[03:13:33] That's Balzy.
[03:13:44] That's Sunlucky.
[03:13:48] Oh, it hit me!
[03:13:51] I had right-click on my screen
[03:14:17] Nice excellent
[03:14:21] Wow, no shots!
[03:14:34] What?
[03:14:38] Ah!
[03:14:41] How's that not hitting you?
[03:14:45] Wait, here we go.
[03:14:48] I don't get it!
[03:14:49] Go take an upgrade man. Stop being a bitch. Yeah, two more
[03:15:06] I'm bitch. I'm a big boy. Uh,
[03:15:09] Big boys. I'm pretty much this is gonna be good. No, it's the one
[03:15:13] shot. Listen, one shot. Wonder if you take that. Oh, okay.
[03:15:19] My god it bounces that's horrifying shut the oh hold on now
[03:15:28] Can it not hurt yourself you absolutely can
[03:15:33] Wait I was walking with that up
[03:15:39] Oh, I'm bad. Why these bill. Let me go to Dylan
[03:15:49] Oh, I know what kind of combo I can do with this chat.
[03:15:54] I have an idea.
[03:15:58] 72 months to me now.
[03:16:05] Whoa!
[03:16:07] Got him!
[03:16:09] I made that map for me.
[03:16:14] How'd that fucking hit me, really?
[03:16:29] And these bullets are just not hitting you.
[03:16:35] Wait, yes!
[03:16:38] What?
[03:16:39] It hurts yourself when it bounces, man.
[03:16:44] oh fuck okay bro you are a psychopath all right it's all good how'd you got
[03:16:55] hit once yeah might hit your damn cell Jesus
[03:17:00] I don't get it. Take another upgrade. Maybe we'll start to get it. Wow, you're trolling!
[03:17:18] Oh god! Wait, how? What did I think? I right-clicked. Oh no. Dude, I don't know how I'm not dead. I'll
[03:17:28] be honest Jesus Christ I break like that I like that my up stop picking
[03:17:45] the requirement
[03:17:47] what is this fucking shit
[03:17:51] oh
[03:17:57] oh fuck i fell
[03:17:59] shit i survived
[03:18:03] oh no
[03:18:05] what?
[03:18:09] oh my god
[03:18:11] jesus
[03:18:13] I mean, this is pretty tight game, this is gonna, wait, I mean, what, okay.
[03:18:20] Yep.
[03:18:21] Hey, we're even now.
[03:18:22] Now we got the same upgrades, Bozo.
[03:18:27] Take it.
[03:18:28] Oh!
[03:18:29] Someone's melting away, aren't they?
[03:18:33] They're just...
[03:18:34] God!
[03:18:35] God! That's such a busted-
[03:18:40] Bro, the entire fucking map blows up.
[03:18:47] What is this?
[03:18:48] How are you not-
[03:18:49] Okay, you should die.
[03:18:52] Surely?
[03:18:54] Maybe not?
[03:18:55] Oh!
[03:18:56] Did I hit you?
[03:18:57] I didn't.
[03:18:58] Oh my God, I lived.
[03:18:59] you I didn't oh my god I lived oh my god dude I mean it's fucking bullet she's
[03:19:10] a scratch yo I wish you could see the numbers on that but that's gonna be a
[03:19:14] lot of enemies you have to do that they should be more for sure
[03:19:18] I don't like that much.
[03:19:29] No way.
[03:19:30] Do you die to that?
[03:19:32] Thank God.
[03:19:33] That's, uh, how much blue does that?
[03:19:34] How much what?
[03:19:35] How much blue does that?
[03:19:36] It's a lot.
[03:19:37] That's a way how much blue does that how much what much blue does that it's a lot
[03:19:47] Bro, it just never stops fucking bouncing. Oh I survived
[03:19:56] No way right
[03:20:04] Did I hit you oh
[03:20:07] I missed again. What?
[03:20:11] Oh, I'm alive. I'm alive.
[03:20:16] Oh no.
[03:20:29] Oh my god. No!
[03:20:31] That bleed was ticking.
[03:20:37] Fucking camper fuck
[03:20:41] I got something missing
[03:20:47] Please die
[03:20:52] Yes, I actually don't understand it
[03:21:02] Go ahead and take target bounce
[03:21:07] I
[03:21:09] Know
[03:21:13] Well, let's aim for the turrets when bouncing I
[03:21:18] Mean right, I mean this is gonna it's gonna track in one shot me surely I mean
[03:21:27] Okay, it actually did
[03:21:29] Excellent it all comes down to this
[03:21:54] I don't get it why the only for me
[03:21:59] It all the end that's it. I
[03:22:03] Just I mean I mean this game is this game is bullshit. All right. Oh you fucking took it to visible targets, man
[03:22:09] You're fucking visible. I'm hiding all right now. I'm not oh, it's been the wheel now. Hopefully I get a game
[03:22:16] Some form of skill and some form or some shape
[03:22:20] Some- some of your reading was a skill that invisible targets!
[03:22:24] Hello, Elko.
[03:22:28] Fuck! That is so fucking funny!
[03:22:30] How is that a target? It's me shooting it.
[03:22:32] That means it doesn't make sense.
[03:22:34] Uh, we re-roll if it's a repeat, right?
[03:22:36] Yeah, re-roll it.
[03:22:42] Shell shock.
[03:22:44] Uh, I don't even think I have that game.
[03:22:48] Go ahead and get shell shock.
[03:22:50] Uh, she's like live on, on, I'll see.
[03:22:55] Yep.
[03:22:56] Shell Shock live.
[03:22:57] Yeah.
[03:22:58] How did she, I was in that game.
[03:22:59] I mean, I don't get it.
[03:23:00] I love this game.
[03:23:01] Now, I will say I'm not good and I would just go against viewers and I would go against
[03:23:05] good players and get shown.
[03:23:07] I quit this game because people were bringing out protractors.
[03:23:12] And I said fuck that.
[03:23:15] Protractors.
[03:23:16] Yeah.
[03:23:17] Protractors.
[03:23:18] What is that a protractor? It's it's like when you're doing geometry and shit you have to like measure angles 45 degrees 90 degrees
[03:23:29] Measuring shit. It's like a ruler. All right, but more advanced
[03:23:35] Uh multiplayer multiplayer create a game
[03:23:40] For all for angles like an angler. Oh, yeah, I'm creating creating. Uh, I invite you
[03:23:45] You didn't, okay.
[03:23:50] Just join.
[03:23:51] Now how do I add this into Knott's public?
[03:23:58] Do you want me to host it?
[03:23:59] No.
[03:24:00] All right, all right.
[03:24:01] Reset upgrades.
[03:24:02] No upgrades.
[03:24:03] No upgrades.
[03:24:04] All right.
[03:24:05] Where do I go to that?
[03:24:07] Upgrades.
[03:24:08] Just go ahead and put it on your profile.
[03:24:10] Reset.
[03:24:11] Reset it.
[03:24:12] got rid of all of them. Zero upgrades.
[03:24:15] Okay, deathmatch or what?
[03:24:18] I would say, yeah, deathmatch is fine.
[03:24:21] We could up the HP if you wanted a little bit.
[03:24:26] Over to Chalmers.
[03:24:27] Do we want...
[03:24:28] Excellent.
[03:24:31] Do we want shot, a faint outline of your last shot?
[03:24:34] Do you want that? Or no?
[03:24:37] No.
[03:24:38] I think it's fine. I think it's fine.
[03:24:39] Once you land a hit you can it doesn't track it for you
[03:24:43] It only tracks your last shot so you can just repeat it if you want it
[03:24:46] I say turn wind on I say turn wind on turn the honestly shot tracer off
[03:24:52] medium wind or what?
[03:24:54] Do medium wind? I mean like let's just add some elements where it's like no matter how many hours I have in this game
[03:24:59] I have no idea how to play with me. I barely have weapons on me. I barely have weapons on me.
[03:25:06] Where do I change weapons to go to shot normal shot?
[03:25:09] I have no upgrades oh my there's no level feel that level feel that jack level feel means
[03:25:25] that it's even right I don't know if you want to level feel I guess if there's a symmetrical
[03:25:30] map that's the key. Okay I have unlocked weapons how do I turn those off?
[03:25:41] I think you just go to shots. It should be even right anyway right? Oh I see okay
[03:25:50] yeah it's just one shot I think I'm fine. I'm default everything. That level
[03:25:55] field isn't the field that much like the map that's really is the weapon it's
[03:25:59] for upgrades and shit I go
[03:26:04] they're getting road all right
[03:26:13] ooh okay a fuck it's coming back to me I'm around to play this shit oh shit I
[03:26:23] I don't even fire.
[03:26:25] Oh, it's your turn first.
[03:26:29] Alright.
[03:26:32] Hmm.
[03:26:33] I'll watch out. I don't know how to put the camera on.
[03:26:38] Ooh, a black hole? Shit.
[03:26:41] Okay, that wind is strong. 38 to the right.
[03:26:44] I don't know how far this is going to travel, but let's just see.
[03:26:48] Come on, wind.
[03:26:50] Okay.
[03:26:51] Um...
[03:26:57] Oh, good luck hitting through that.
[03:26:59] How did you put the black hole down?
[03:27:01] What event is that?
[03:27:03] Well, there's a black hole and there's a portal.
[03:27:05] I didn't put it down. It's just RNG, man.
[03:27:13] Take your time.
[03:27:15] If you need a protractor, you can use it. It's okay.
[03:27:21] Okay, 20 damn
[03:27:31] Well, it's spawned, but I have to actually hit it. There's no way I hit that and the wind is against me
[03:27:36] No way. Do I hit that?
[03:27:39] As you for me then
[03:27:43] That she hits me I'm pretty sure
[03:27:45] I mean the problem with grenade like will bounce and then explode if you think about it shooting at me right now it might just roll down the hill all right well let's break her but up to you I mean you only have your weapons we get weapon restocking like
[03:27:55] grenade, a breaker.
[03:27:59] Do I want a grenade?
[03:28:01] I mean the problem, the grenade like, will bounce and then explode.
[03:28:05] If you think about it, shooting at me right now, it might just roll down the hill.
[03:28:09] Alright, well, what's a breaker?
[03:28:11] But up to you, I mean, you only have your weapons.
[03:28:13] We get weapon restock and like-
[03:28:15] What's a breaker?
[03:28:16] Some, I don't know.
[03:28:18] I don't remember half the weapons.
[03:28:20] I don't know what 90% of my shit does.
[03:28:25] are we dead ass yep we're very dead ass
[03:28:34] I got him stuck here by the way my juicer is losing his health war on the
[03:28:42] fuck grenade breaker what's bulger bulger I think it just makes like shit fly up
[03:28:52] I don't know that's that's like the right very much. Oh
[03:29:04] Okay, that's a breaker by the way
[03:29:15] Oh, you hit me eight damage
[03:29:22] I
[03:29:29] Oh
[03:29:31] When you down live, are you kidding me? What is this time's to damage lineup lemon?
[03:29:46] Unbelievable, oh, thank God, so I get the jacks at least right oh
[03:29:49] Oh, it's not a buff, it's like the shot isn't even good.
[03:29:53] No, no, no.
[03:29:55] Not a buff.
[03:29:56] It's the shot of the 22X.
[03:30:00] No way I land this, by the way.
[03:30:02] Yeah, buff.
[03:30:04] Wait, wait, wait, what's the blue hat?
[03:30:06] It's just a rock.
[03:30:10] What's the Bolger, though?
[03:30:13] It shoots a ball and it will make the ground kind of poof up a bit.
[03:30:16] It's just a ball man. It's a cannon. It just blows up on impact for 20 damage. That's what I hit you
[03:30:21] Am I out of fuel?
[03:30:24] You're not able to traverse this because we don't have upgrades.
[03:30:27] You may not- you also run out of fuel really fast.
[03:30:32] Oh, uh, ooh, really?
[03:30:36] Bad. Angry and bad.
[03:30:43] I'm gonna see how this plays out. I don't think it's gonna play out that well.
[03:30:47] Okay
[03:30:51] Oh, that's all I guess we done I
[03:30:59] Mean how do I even hit the shit?
[03:31:07] Well, I'm surely one hits you. Oh
[03:31:09] I bet it's because we're living with low level, low level, uh, uh, shit.
[03:31:18] Weapons?
[03:31:19] Yeah.
[03:31:20] They're all low level and shit, but, and we also have 500 health, but send it.
[03:31:24] We get better weapons this game goes on.
[03:31:26] Oh, no way.
[03:31:27] Thank God.
[03:31:28] Oh, thanks so much for waiting for this, Fatter.
[03:31:33] Fuck!
[03:31:34] I mean, it's not easy.
[03:31:39] I have like nothing left.
[03:31:45] Do I want that?
[03:31:50] I don't know what that does.
[03:31:55] Oh, you're right here.
[03:31:58] And I get the first shot.
[03:32:00] I
[03:32:07] Fixed him again. He's just gonna give me just actually trolling like like this. Give me this image. It's an actress to show
[03:32:20] Are you done did he's
[03:32:24] It's not gonna do much man 10 damn it. What are you hitting me with?
[03:32:27] I don't even have a shot anymore.
[03:32:32] What do you have?
[03:32:36] We get a reload soon.
[03:32:38] Oh, 30.
[03:32:41] Okay, no way I land this.
[03:32:49] That's...
[03:32:50] We're both with us.
[03:32:53] Got him.
[03:32:56] What?
[03:32:57] And you get the first shot with the reload of course
[03:33:09] Motherfucker how much was that 40? Okay, it's not a trade
[03:33:14] Actually, maybe I should do some else here. I mean I accept that as well though
[03:33:27] Oh you as well.
[03:33:29] Yeah I'll do some stream, I'll fucking spam it.
[03:33:39] Is that good?
[03:33:41] I think it was like 20 damage to the back roller.
[03:33:47] This is like, this is like, mid-off stuff, like a hypermint.
[03:33:52] Oh shut the fuck up!
[03:33:54] No, you don't know how to get that you're gonna hurt your damn self you're gonna hurt yourself
[03:34:12] Wasted
[03:34:15] It was a good attempt though. It was a good attempt though
[03:34:17] It would have been a two-acted and it would have been a straight two of them, I mean that would have been insane, what?
[03:34:29] Okay, I'll take two of those, hit me.
[03:34:31] No way that gets to me what oh my god explain
[03:34:51] I
[03:34:55] Should run back right check this shit up
[03:34:59] Enjoy surely it only it's you not me not me. Oh
[03:35:04] Look at you in the fucking pit by the way
[03:35:09] Well, I suppose I aimed at what?
[03:35:21] I
[03:35:30] Know bang okay, it's nothing bad
[03:35:44] That hurt me in you I'm bad. I was a basically I missed
[03:35:47] I mean that as well right I mean fuck it
[03:35:55] That's a massive
[03:36:11] I was how do I move it? I can't move it you you don't have a lot of movement
[03:36:17] No, I can't do that.
[03:36:29] That.
[03:36:31] Oof.
[03:36:34] Why would the ball not hit the...
[03:36:36] They're directly on him.
[03:36:37] That's an excuse to yell.
[03:36:38] This might be a little wonky.
[03:36:41] A little wonky, says it.
[03:36:46] Fuck!
[03:36:47] Oh no, yeah, you ain't gettin' that, give up.
[03:36:59] Not at the whip.
[03:37:00] No, it's not bad actually, and you're in a hole as well, wait, you're cooked it.
[03:37:09] Shit.
[03:37:11] Really?
[03:37:14] Take that 20 damn there.
[03:37:25] Now that's a whiff.
[03:37:26] Sure me.
[03:37:29] Excellent.
[03:37:30] Now what if I make him go down the whole check?
[03:37:36] Well how many women's you have?
[03:37:37] I mean I guess I got some of them man.
[03:37:41] I'm running out now
[03:37:52] No, when I guess I have nothing I did it won't make you buddy. I have none either. We have the same weapons
[03:37:59] I know it's helpful
[03:38:02] All the 30 on the bounce shot, baby
[03:38:05] All right new weapons and you get the first shot by the way
[03:38:08] Okay, uh
[03:38:23] Is that bad it
[03:38:25] I
[03:38:35] Take your time are you staring at chat looking for approval send it. Oh my god. I was insane
[03:38:47] Why did you come back I needed that fuck I
[03:38:51] I hurt myself. Oh my god. I hurt myself a lot. Oh, I'm throwing
[03:39:13] That's a massive
[03:39:15] Oh take that oh and the protection wait is it gonna swallow it up I mean it's like portal
[03:39:29] what's twinkler I do not know I have that too I have no idea I think it just sparks
[03:39:38] Ouchie.
[03:39:45] Bang.
[03:39:54] Bang.
[03:39:56] Bang.
[03:39:58] Bang.
[03:40:01] Hmm
[03:40:15] 15 can't you no
[03:40:27] I threw so hard
[03:40:31] Oh I live.
[03:40:39] I win.
[03:40:41] What is that fucking bomb though?
[03:40:45] Okay, okay.
[03:40:48] We should vote to eliminate that.
[03:40:50] That game is shit.
[03:40:51] That game is not a game.
[03:40:53] That counts.
[03:40:54] It's on the list.
[03:40:55] That is not a game.
[03:40:56] You put it on the list man.
[03:40:57] Who put that on the list?
[03:40:58] who put that on the list?
[03:41:00] we both did, he was on the list, we fucking survived
[03:41:04] now who is in fucking straight dog shit, go ahead
[03:41:07] okay, roll on it
[03:41:11] Loki, Evan is in a good game
[03:41:14] dark roll
[03:41:16] uh, okay, I mean, I mean
[03:41:18] this is your favorite game
[03:41:20] if you want, you can forfeit if you want
[03:41:22] I don't mind you forfeiting this one, because you're not like this
[03:41:26] Okay, that's fine. Have you played Wanda? I'll play it
[03:41:30] Download it. Let's get in. All right. No cheese balls roll
[03:41:34] Chasler for one two ones. There's no right because it's it's a it's a big repeat if um
[03:41:47] Free kick challenge
[03:41:56] Bro, I I'm not I was masters in his game it like I was on a leaderboard top 25 in the world
[03:42:04] Listen take your free win man. It's okay
[03:42:07] Fine, let's queue it up. Let's see what you can do
[03:42:10] How do I multiplayer age verification? Oh
[03:42:23] All right, I am in
[03:42:26] Uh...
[03:42:29] Uh...
[03:42:31] Private match?
[03:42:32] Standard.
[03:42:34] You can create it, I'll join you.
[03:42:37] Join me a quick bit.
[03:42:39] Uh...
[03:42:42] I can't.
[03:42:43] I don't see Join game available.
[03:42:46] He's gotta invite me or something, or...
[03:42:48] Can we make your game joinable?
[03:42:50] Wait, wait for opponents, wait a minute.
[03:42:57] I don't know, I'm un-curefully washed at game and come.
[03:43:03] Chad, why is there a matchmaking?
[03:43:07] Uh, joint buster?
[03:43:10] Do you see that buster?
[03:43:12] How do I join buster?
[03:43:13] Well, what are you talking about?
[03:43:14] Like, like, like...
[03:43:15] I have a match, friendly.
[03:43:18] where do I go click private okay hold on multiplayer private match create slash
[03:43:28] join buster that's a club buster buster buster connecting to main server no
[03:43:34] opponent found BUS TER yeah buster I put caps all caps oh okay let me try this
[03:43:42] see again then. Okay room found I'm in. Okay. Everything default I take it right? No upgrades
[03:43:59] I don't know if those are in this game. Diamond three. God you're a fucking loser. I am bronze
[03:44:03] is shit. Alright. What is this FPS in this game? I trolled the other. Can you not change
[03:44:15] I mean jeez man. Yeah, my kids way back was on that a lot
[03:44:20] Yeah, how do I do this?
[03:44:26] I'm just bad at it. My bad. This is a tied game
[03:44:35] Oh hell what is this bouncing? What is this? Oh
[03:44:40] My god yikes
[03:44:42] That was a classic inside-school or two.
[03:44:45] Diamond three, by the way.
[03:44:52] Oof! Got him!
[03:44:56] Give me my point.
[03:45:05] Dude, I have to play the game. You're gonna lose here to himself.
[03:45:12] I
[03:45:18] Imagine I fucking ricocheted it
[03:45:21] King it I guess I'm really good bouncy look here
[03:45:29] Well, that's from the distance right there you got to make this don't fuck it up. Oh
[03:45:36] No, oh no
[03:45:38] Oh
[03:45:40] You only have one more time to make it if I make this I win you're so far behind on this
[03:45:45] Hey, I mean you're not so undecided. It's not it. I missed
[03:45:50] Now I accidentally just
[03:45:52] If the game doesn't give us a fucking stupid-ass ball throw doesn't matter where you should be chilling here
[03:45:57] Well, you just listen man, you just gotta make this shot
[03:46:02] Have to make it
[03:46:04] Ooh
[03:46:09] That's game
[03:46:23] So the best of three or best of five
[03:46:27] That's the three
[03:46:29] No, no, maybe nobody's social a while, but I mean
[03:46:34] It doesn't.
[03:46:36] Okay, low key though.
[03:46:38] We should be playing with the cement ball.
[03:46:40] It's just, it's just bad.
[03:46:42] It's just bad.
[03:46:44] No one agrees with you.
[03:46:46] The cement ball is shit.
[03:46:48] Listen man, I don't have these unlocks like you do.
[03:46:50] Alright, play the base game.
[03:46:52] Like I did with Shell Shock.
[03:46:54] Now watch this.
[03:46:56] I'm watching it.
[03:46:58] So I'm watching it.
[03:47:00] I'm watching it.
[03:47:02] watching it so if I ever had dragon ball there it goes in it I don't know what
[03:47:09] that is this isn't an anime really tough watch I really look like I would now you
[03:47:13] can get dragon ball that was in it now watch this with the dragon ball Z what
[03:47:21] we talking about here do it I'm telling you what dragon ball is
[03:47:34] in it what is dragon ball sounds like a fucking aim hack you just carried by
[03:47:39] my add-ons. Fuck, I missed.
[03:47:42] He's got time, he's got time, he's got time.
[03:47:49] That's an assemble.
[03:47:51] Damn, he saved that. Unless...
[03:47:55] Oh, imagine that.
[03:47:57] All right.
[03:47:59] I think his ball is bad for jumps, and it fucks with the ball a lot, it's gonna be
[03:48:21] Left side throw ball.
[03:48:23] Yeah.
[03:48:23] Shit!
[03:48:29] Watch your shit, watch your shit, baby.
[03:48:31] If you make this, you win.
[03:48:38] Oh, the curves!
[03:48:39] Holy shit!
[03:48:41] Damn, I'm getting baited by the curves.
[03:48:44] You win this one, 1-1.
[03:48:45] OK, I'll win.
[03:48:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:48:50] Nah, this guy's a die.
[03:48:51] I'm telling you, it's just the ball. Like, cement ball is just shit for everybody.
[03:48:57] Now watch this, now watch this crazy hit.
[03:49:00] Okay, I'm watching. You're going in from Africa?
[03:49:04] From the deep sides?
[03:49:06] No!
[03:49:07] It's a mid and sending it to space.
[03:49:08] Like, I'm telling you, what you want to do here is an underbelly down curve and it spins like fucking crazy.
[03:49:15] But the cement ball, it doesn't want to do that.
[03:49:17] Especially there, good, nice ball.
[03:49:19] I can't aim this shit.
[03:49:33] Oh my god.
[03:49:35] Excellent job.
[03:49:36] Jumping is fine, jumping is fine, jumping is fine.
[03:49:38] Just trust.
[03:49:39] Because the reality is that, timing and properly...
[03:49:44] That's in space.
[03:49:45] Yeah.
[03:49:46] If I believe hard jumping is a correction efforts now watch this shit
[03:50:06] Yeah, these curves and you actually fucking hit it in the goal I can't get it to the goal for my life
[03:50:10] Yeah, time it time it time it
[03:50:13] That's a right-side ball
[03:50:16] What is it happening? God damn it!
[03:50:21] Okay.
[03:50:22] Now these shots are gonna get crazy.
[03:50:24] People are gonna go all the way back on me like this.
[03:50:30] No, don't do it, Shrek! I'll fudge you!
[03:50:32] Sorry, I'm good.
[03:50:40] Let's have a look.
[03:50:41] That's in Africa. I can't, I can't hit this fucking circle.
[03:50:46] with this circle.
[03:50:47] All right.
[03:50:48] There he goes in.
[03:50:49] Now watch this.
[03:51:01] Nice block.
[03:51:05] I almost pulled a U.
[03:51:07] Man, nice block though.
[03:51:10] All right, go on.
[03:51:11] Oh, I get it.
[03:51:12] side of the left side is a direct ball that hit it again
[03:51:20] full style oh I agree since you've learned I you want to realize again why
[03:51:30] I'm just saying you won't be longer to give me more chance I don't know for I'll
[03:51:35] therefore but I'm not you are clearly getting your diamond skills back I am
[03:51:38] So far gone on that game. All right
[03:51:41] Spending it you know what's sad about the game is that the game is actually good, but it was so dead
[03:51:46] They had to do timing windows were ranked at like you can only play ranked on like a certain day at a certain time
[03:51:51] And like Monday 4 p.m. The 5 p.m. Ranked is a little did I mean? Oh
[03:51:57] It's so dead well we got trackmania. Oh
[03:52:02] I don't even know how we set that up, but I'm down to figure it out
[03:52:05] Okay, Chad, how do you do it last time?
[03:52:07] It's actually pretty hard.
[03:52:08] You have to join lobbies and just whoever gets a better
[03:52:12] lap time.
[03:52:15] Okay.
[03:52:18] Well, I'm down launching it.
[03:52:21] Can you act?
[03:52:22] Can you act at all at all or not?
[03:52:24] Can you act at launch it?
[03:52:26] Launch, it says, it's running.
[03:52:28] I don't know, we'll see.
[03:52:33] Try your day, we can't because we don't have
[03:52:34] This isn't a test
[03:52:42] That's what I'm doing. It isn't that's the shit
[03:52:49] Six hundred ninety nine months so close
[03:53:01] For seven
[03:53:04] All right
[03:53:11] Oh, yeah, it's downloading Ubisoft connect services. Oh, Gigi's
[03:53:16] Here we go. I think I I know my info
[03:53:20] You needed the yearly sub to play with him. You have to buy it on you play
[03:53:24] Are you fucking not really because of the game before you have all the basic shit
[03:53:28] you need to do and get to play the game. But to do the second adventure like that,
[03:53:34] you need to have all the season tests.
[03:53:37] 53 months. I've been playing this game for all the good time. I really appreciate you
[03:53:42] were there when I was my lowest. Thank you very much for the great look forward to
[03:53:47] tip 2, tip season 3.
[03:53:49] Okay.
[03:53:50] Colorblind mode on or off?
[03:53:55] Off okay, what you do is you do online rooms
[03:53:59] Then you we go to a normal math law maybe spring and you use join a number and you you slightly pretty much
[03:54:05] We get another the same lobby
[03:54:09] Okay, are you in a minute? I'm in the menu right now. Yeah, okay ready?
[03:54:15] XQC
[03:54:17] I think I go to live. I don't think I have the access wait greatest ever go live
[03:54:25] Ubisoft connect I mean go live I see play live okay arcade arcade spring 26 on the top right
[03:54:34] okay got it click it on a map click maybe a map uh four three four join oh joining oh you don't get
[03:54:42] the two of the thing I think he's just joined my method uh what the fuck is this and am I with
[03:54:48] randoms yeah you I mean and then it was your bogear let me check any good love
[03:54:52] you I just left why okay hitting joining in were you in two as well I'm on map
[03:55:01] you yet yeah yeah you're in here same okay so we just have to get the best
[03:55:05] time in here yeah so to reset if they can stride oh well what is it on
[03:55:12] keyboard. You play this on keyboard? Yeah, I play keyboard. Arrow keys. Freak.
[03:55:24] Okay, so you are you are you are okay? I think we played next matter. Oh, that's why you're
[03:55:42] playing better. We're waiting till it resets.
[03:55:46] I'm practicing. Yeah, it'll depend a little bit. And when the next nap kicks in, now we play it and
[03:55:53] whatever scores that's on that app it was got it that's fine I can work with that
[03:55:59] well I am so bad how do I okay backspace reset whether for the least of plays in like 2014 no
[03:56:07] how do I reset dude I've never played this where I play track me in a canyon
[03:56:11] well I'm typing whoops
[03:56:16] delete oh there we go delete key
[03:56:23] Wow, I authored it, Jesus.
[03:56:30] Wow, you got three?
[03:56:44] Yeah, yeah.
[03:56:45] Did you get it?
[03:56:46] I got authored.
[03:56:47] Did you get authored?
[03:56:48] I got authored, too.
[03:56:49] Wow, okay.
[03:56:50] Hold on.
[03:56:51] I
[03:56:53] Mean we're through to you. How about we tell this map to go up and if you do feel free
[03:56:59] Why is my turning on working the fuck?
[03:57:04] Up here you choose
[03:57:10] What am I doing
[03:57:12] I was just saying if you want we could do we do feel free and tennis mapper or not
[03:57:17] No, fuck this map. I'm just figuring the game out again.
[03:57:21] I just hit something and it breaks my keyboard. It didn't work. I pressed 1 and it, like, my arrow stopped working.
[03:57:30] Why, are you breaking out?
[03:57:32] No, I'm good now. But it's like I'm learning shit. I want to be learning this when we're fucking competing.
[03:57:38] Alright, alright, alright. I mean, there's only one button. Accelerate or not?
[03:57:41] now and there's turns and then there's camera like how do you change the camera
[03:57:45] I don't know
[03:57:58] no
[03:58:11] How do you do the ending faster? I don't know how the fuck to do that.
[03:58:23] Just jump through?
[03:58:24] Without... I gotta like slow down.
[03:58:26] Oh my god. 24... 24... 100... is... is... why is this even in 22? What?
[03:58:34] What?
[03:58:59] BANG!
[03:59:00] 234!
[03:59:04] My streamer don't worry they are obviously chasing your best. I will report them for you.
[03:59:12] Let's jump in here.
[03:59:20] I have 25. Yeah, I can save that down for sure.
[03:59:26] Oh, we're out of time. Alright, okay, here we go. Next one.
[03:59:30] Alright, alright, good luck.
[03:59:34] Okay, lock it.
[03:59:35] Be all three, be all three, be all three,
[03:59:37] and clear the all three.
[03:59:38] Okay.
[03:59:41] Less airtime.
[03:59:48] Oh, we've only got a map.
[03:59:50] Whoa, whoa, whoa, God.
[03:59:51] Fuck it, no, no, no, it's random.
[03:59:53] Snow.
[03:59:54] Oh, God, and there's a lot of,
[03:59:56] wait, there's like some weird snow ice water.
[03:59:59] Yeah, I don't know how this works.
[04:00:01] It says one and a half to bottom right there.
[04:00:05] No red.
[04:00:06] I give up.
[04:00:07] There's going to be ice.
[04:00:08] There's no way.
[04:00:09] It's cooked.
[04:00:10] Is it now sorry?
[04:00:14] Good luck here.
[04:00:15] You need to steer the car 90 degrees.
[04:00:18] No cap.
[04:00:20] This is GG for the boys.
[04:00:22] No cap.
[04:00:23] XQC 07.
[04:00:24] I was reading the in-game chat.
[04:00:27] They don't believe in us.
[04:00:28] That's all good.
[04:00:29] I mean the dog shit.
[04:00:30] I
[04:00:38] Didn't get that one oh I get it now. Oh
[04:00:46] It's so fucked yeah, that is look looking cooked so far
[04:00:52] Well, that's a reset
[04:00:54] And then it ends, okay.
[04:00:57] I'm in 10th place, whatever.
[04:00:59] Oh my god, what the-
[04:01:01] Ah, shit.
[04:01:10] Fuck.
[04:01:15] fuck
[04:01:22] fuck
[04:01:30] that is not at all
[04:01:32] I don't know how to aim that and land in the right zone
[04:01:39] I can do a lot more than that with 5 minutes to get us out.
[04:01:45] Oh my god, I'm hitting poles.
[04:02:01] Oh, you can't hear a lot of things that you crossed through?
[04:02:03] Alright, I got a decent time, maybe.
[04:02:09] I mean, it's better than nothing.
[04:02:11] I gotta lock that in.
[04:02:13] Ooh, 28th place, baby.
[04:02:15] Author Metal.
[04:02:16] Fudge!
[04:02:17] What are you, what are you got there?
[04:02:22] I got Author Metal, yeah.
[04:02:28] Oh, you're so dead. You're dead on my screen, bro. It's over for you. Oh, I fucked up.
[04:02:39] Okay. No! Okay. I know the deal.
[04:02:54] I keep shaving the side there I've gotten 24.6
[04:03:13] Oh, I can beat that, I can beat that.
[04:03:37] Nah, it's fucked.
[04:03:39] Dammit.
[04:03:40] Well, apparently I have 24.4, if I had an idea.
[04:03:46] I could do better than that, it's fuck, I gotta lock the fuck in.
[04:03:51] Fuck!
[04:03:52] 25-0.
[04:03:53] I clipped fucking two obstacles in A and I got that, I can easily get a better net.
[04:04:06] 24.1. New record.
[04:04:30] And I'm so bad at the reentry there.
[04:04:32] Okay, okay, a little bit less serious by the end and I can't see the end
[04:04:55] It's game you're fucked you're so fucked it's crazy
[04:04:58] All I have to do is just get it one sign and it's all good.
[04:05:00] 23.2
[04:05:06] I still fucked up.
[04:05:07] Why am I fucking ramming the corner then, man?
[04:05:28] 23.017
[04:05:41] The fifth thing is really annoying. I'm not even trying to drift you touch spacebar
[04:05:48] No, I mean you talk about the ice guys
[04:05:55] No, please man
[04:05:58] I'm usually going to get out of the corner.
[04:06:22] What was it then?
[04:06:24] 23.
[04:06:25] What did what?
[04:06:27] 23.000 vids 23
[04:06:57] How much time do you have left?
[04:07:08] 20 seconds?
[04:07:09] Oh.
[04:07:10] I don't have time for another run, I don't think.
[04:07:14] BAM!
[04:07:15] BAM!
[04:07:16] BOOM!
[04:07:17] Oh my god.
[04:07:18] Oh my god.
[04:07:19] I am him.
[04:07:20] Oh my god.
[04:07:21] Oh my god.
[04:07:22] Oh my god.
[04:07:23] Oh my god.
[04:07:24] I am him
[04:07:28] 22955 at the very absolute last act three things after all no one
[04:07:35] Damn, all right gg fuck. I was really in next one. Oh, dude. That was that was shaving hard
[04:07:41] You sure you shake in our last one. Oh
[04:07:45] My god, that's the three
[04:07:47] Yeah, I should have started screaming into the mic.
[04:07:54] The thing is, my last run probably would have beat yours.
[04:07:57] But I ran out of time.
[04:07:58] I was like, one second away from clocking it in.
[04:08:01] They have a good drift.
[04:08:02] I have to do a double drift there.
[04:08:04] Oh, there's another one.
[04:08:07] I appreciate playing this map before.
[04:08:14] You've played this map before?
[04:08:16] Well, yeah, it's bullshit. I know you have
[04:08:23] So this is Neil you never did it new campaign about it
[04:08:33] Oh my god, the fuck was that turn?
[04:08:46] Oh, fuck it, that's bad.
[04:08:53] There's local owners.
[04:09:00] Oh, fuck it, Jesus.
[04:09:09] Oh fucking Jesus
[04:09:16] Do you got to know the map and like actually pre-turn a lot of shit here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[04:09:20] Let me just check my hands all about
[04:09:29] Damn, we did that quote that fucking that was a tough day to go white wider
[04:09:39] No, I was cooking
[04:10:09] It's too wide. God man, I gotta memorize this fucking map. Yeah
[04:10:22] Why keep sending this I guess I do I I need to learn the fucking rest of the map of the place like
[04:10:29] I'm just spam resetting. I have plenty of time. I need to brush that corner!
[04:10:59] Wait, that's it, wait, that's a thing, what?
[04:11:25] Oh my god!
[04:11:27] Wait, I'm competing with him!
[04:11:50] I'm competing with him!
[04:11:54] a little bit too much I have to pre-sear because there's a delay who I got an
[04:12:15] Author metal 24.3. What are you at 228?
[04:12:19] What twice way, I mean it's wrong. You need to lock in
[04:12:23] You're 23 shit, okay?
[04:12:30] My games not working why not there we go. No, I gotta fix that face
[04:12:45] Oh, you're using ghost cars and you're copying them. I gotta turn those on
[04:12:57] Bullshit
[04:13:06] Please don't hit the wall. Fuck I can do better than 3.4. That's actually really good. What about you?
[04:13:45] Oh my god!
[04:14:04] I threw.
[04:14:05] God damn it, I threw, I had it.
[04:14:08] I think you better not.
[04:14:10] Jack the Entech and you hold it all the way down?
[04:14:20] Oh god, I'm gonna hold it. Fuck it.
[04:14:31] See over here? Like you have to instantly steer before you hit the plunder.
[04:14:35] Like you have to know like you have to know know.
[04:14:38] It's over, I already fucked up at the beginning, I have no time, I have to go back to the
[04:15:06] I already fucked up the beginning, I have no time, it's time to GG.
[04:15:09] God damn it, what'd you get?
[04:15:10] I'm 5 inch long.
[04:15:13] Uhhh...
[04:15:15] Fuck you! Uh, 22x6.
[04:15:19] 22 what?
[04:15:20] 23x6 then.
[04:15:22] 23x6?
[04:15:23] 23x6.
[04:15:24] Can you please say fuck Daniel Vart, which is your number one hater?
[04:15:28] 23x6.
[04:15:30] Oh, 22x6, yeah.
[04:15:32] Fuck! Okay, I was gonna say 23x6, I win.
[04:15:34] Fuck.
[04:15:35] Alright.
[04:15:35] Damn it. Yeah, you're one second faster than me. I kept I could not get a fucking good running
[04:15:40] The last one is the last one is fucking crazy. I don't know the one for last
[04:15:45] All right, I'm gonna say next
[04:15:48] See how plans games though
[04:15:51] Yeah, I've listened. I have not played that game in a long time apparently
[04:15:55] Apparently I was using the wrong camera
[04:15:57] No, they were any you had the head cam on no
[04:16:00] I don't think so apparently I was using the wrong shit cam numpad one is biz I don't think
[04:16:10] I'm assigned the scoping the dumb I was on camp to the other camp from from from the
[04:16:18] back is better right but that can helps me do but get better actual lines though I see
[04:16:24] All right, well, spitting it.
[04:16:26] It's true, it's true, it's true.
[04:16:29] Battleship.
[04:16:30] Oh my god, I love this.
[04:16:32] How do we play battleship?
[04:16:34] You've downed the game.
[04:16:35] Hasbro's battleship.
[04:16:41] I assume it's just basic battleship, right?
[04:16:44] Absolutely, OK, not.
[04:16:47] What?
[04:16:48] Absolutely not.
[04:16:49] It has abilities, it has minds, it has ultimates,
[04:16:53] It has mana.
[04:16:57] This is for real, man.
[04:16:59] I've never played this.
[04:17:00] This is new.
[04:17:02] Apparently, it's trash.
[04:17:03] It has mana. It's trash.
[04:17:04] It's modernized.
[04:17:05] Omega Law, bad game.
[04:17:06] Yep, that's what I'm reading.
[04:17:09] Okay.
[04:17:10] Oh, my life, my life's coming.
[04:17:11] Maybe it's at once.
[04:17:14] Got the game opening.
[04:17:18] Hasbro. Who the fuck is Hasbro?
[04:17:20] Like has bitch
[04:17:27] Oh
[04:17:36] Yeah, yeah, I can't
[04:17:45] Yeah, love you back
[04:17:51] That was like a fully optimized I love you as fast as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm rocked in anything with battleship, man
[04:17:59] Guys, yeah
[04:18:08] How do we join the game with you commanders and then I'll make the matter I'll choose any balance
[04:18:20] Watch the games ex-qc l l and it has fun. Well, okay. You can't play any DLC or online. I can only play
[04:18:30] You want to play classic mechanic mode it just a big square
[04:18:35] Yeah, classic modes fine
[04:18:38] Quick a seven seven two five
[04:18:41] And I do quickly you invited me. Yeah, good
[04:18:45] Okay, how do I play with friends? Join game? Lobby? I need a lobby code.
[04:18:52] Seven seven two five. Seven seven two five.
[04:18:54] Okay, take, stay slower. Seven seven two five.
[04:18:58] Okay. I'm in. Okay, okay. Now you're gonna pick, um, you're gonna pick Jolannis Schmidt.
[04:19:09] Why?
[04:19:11] Because it's balanced and it's free. Otherwise, if you play DLC, you're gonna get cooked.
[04:19:15] I'll just play this main guy airstrike
[04:19:20] Uh, I think I like it I was reading that I'm like keep it a buck Schmidt is pretty balanced
[04:19:29] Okay, fuck it. We'll play the same character fine. Yeah, we always place a character for my maximum
[04:19:36] Okay, you want to play the best round because it's only complicated
[04:19:39] Okay before each battle you can change. Okay. I'm closing twitch chat obviously. Okay. Let's go
[04:19:44] Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, hold on.
[04:19:48] You could, you could choose one mana and put one mine.
[04:19:53] Okay?
[04:19:53] In fact, if I hit the mine on your board,
[04:19:56] it'll give, it'll give you two hits for free
[04:19:59] on my board, Renemarine, okay?
[04:20:01] So that's pretty good.
[04:20:02] Anyway, slide down now.
[04:20:03] Sonar.
[04:20:04] And Sonar bomb for Pito.
[04:20:06] You use an already hit location,
[04:20:09] whether it's a miss or a hit,
[04:20:10] and you scatter around it.
[04:20:11] It does have an avenue around it, okay?
[04:20:13] bomb is that you use an old dots, pretty sure.
[04:20:19] And it's a three by three hit.
[04:20:22] Torpedo goes in the line, it was all the way down there.
[04:20:26] You can rotate everything on the map,
[04:20:28] you can rotate everything, that's a two by two sign.
[04:20:30] How do I try to click it to all click to rotate?
[04:20:34] Now I did.
[04:20:35] Okay, so sonar explained to me,
[04:20:36] sorry, that was reading other stuff.
[04:20:37] So line I understand, sonar what?
[04:20:39] You use the already hit location or mislocation.
[04:20:43] So a dot, right?
[04:20:44] And you stand around it, and it will give you
[04:20:47] the number of things that are inside of that zone.
[04:20:49] Got it, and bomb?
[04:20:52] Bomb is a two by two square on the map.
[04:20:55] Click, yeah, four, it's a two by two.
[04:20:56] So it's a bigger hit.
[04:20:57] Yeah.
[04:20:58] Torpedo.
[04:20:59] And then torpedoes are power, ultimate, right?
[04:21:01] You choose a line, and it goes all the way down,
[04:21:03] and they'll hit something.
[04:21:06] See.
[04:21:06] Yeah, now.
[04:21:07] Can you choose column or row?
[04:21:08] Like, can you, any?
[04:21:09] Yes, yes, you just go horizontal or vertical.
[04:21:10] Yes, you can, you'll be able to move it.
[04:21:13] I see.
[04:21:18] Alright, I mean, I'm fucking ready, I guess.
[04:21:27] Okay.
[04:21:29] Oh, I actually know.
[04:21:32] Fuck that.
[04:21:33] What am I doing?
[04:21:36] Uh...
[04:21:37] Yeah, screw it.
[04:21:39] Whatever.
[04:21:40] Who knows?
[04:21:41] I have chat closed by the way. Yeah, I'm gonna do a full close as well
[04:21:48] Okay
[04:22:04] You don't need to you don't need to time anything out
[04:22:06] Yeah, I don't even do it
[04:22:10] Surely this is not an among us lobby situation
[04:22:12] No, I don't know
[04:22:13] See it, see it like I have some some bullshit academic sweet and some fucking Google but I'll say a mother
[04:22:20] I'll open new tabs it's easier. These are all my tabs. I got shit here
[04:22:26] Okay, I might make sure that the broken looks good though
[04:22:33] That's fine
[04:22:35] So, oh enemies turn, okay.
[04:22:39] So you get to go first, why is that, huh?
[04:22:42] I just read him.
[04:22:45] I see, so it's not entirely skill-based.
[04:22:47] Mist.
[04:22:47] I don't care.
[04:22:49] Yeah, sure you do.
[04:22:50] We do not care.
[04:22:50] We do not care.
[04:22:53] Hmm.
[04:22:54] Probably gonna be a strike.
[04:22:55] I'm gonna figure out my name.
[04:22:56] It's a very...
[04:22:57] Oh!
[04:22:58] Enemies.
[04:23:00] Damn.
[04:23:01] You can still afford some new abilities, but you can choose to save your energy and end the turn now.
[04:23:05] Yeah, you can put a mine if you want.
[04:23:12] Mines don't hurt me, do they?
[04:23:14] No.
[04:23:14] And if I hit it, you get two free hits on my board.
[04:23:19] I see.
[04:23:21] Okay.
[04:23:26] Any intern?
[04:23:27] Oh, right, sorry.
[04:23:31] That's it.
[04:23:32] Damn, you blasted me.
[04:23:33] And then?
[04:23:35] Oh
[04:23:37] Wait, do you get two hits when you hit you get to chain? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Okay. I remember when you get a hit
[04:23:45] It gives me one minute
[04:23:46] If you hit something
[04:23:51] I would begin
[04:24:01] Really
[04:24:04] All right, really
[04:24:11] Oh place to mine, okay, I got news for you pal
[04:24:17] Six mana to do this I feel like I should just start
[04:24:21] Yeah, you have a bunch of spells I can use that
[04:24:23] How do I rotate fired across a row or a column it stops when I hit the ship? Yeah, you can see there's like a
[04:24:29] I didn't mean to shoot that I
[04:24:31] I just hit the check. I thought it was a tutorial. I just hit check. Okay. Well, I
[04:24:36] Mean, I mean that's low key though. That's a pretty standard. It's okay. We need to be real. We'll check
[04:24:42] Yeah, at least I know that rose clear. God damn. I
[04:24:46] Don't like this position at all
[04:24:51] Look at this but this would save me for both of
[04:24:54] Okay, and then oh then it's just gonna be
[04:25:01] Wow, it's just super shithead!
[04:25:06] Huh?
[04:25:09] Oh you hard stacked!
[04:25:11] That means it's actually this and an uppa!
[04:25:17] I don't know what shapes you have, I don't know what shape they are.
[04:25:23] This is not...
[04:25:24] I guess you have the same shapes as me so I can study it that way.
[04:25:28] Right?
[04:25:29] You have the same shapes as me?
[04:25:30] Yes.
[04:25:31] Yeah, essentially, so maybe we gotta rotate, remember?
[04:25:35] I see.
[04:25:35] I'm confused now.
[04:25:39] Oh, shit, I had food a long time ago.
[04:25:44] Oh, shit.
[04:25:47] Interesting.
[04:25:50] Really?
[04:26:01] You have one, two, three, oh.
[04:26:09] So it would be, but, I don't even know, unless...
[04:26:21] What is this?
[04:26:28] It's a dragon, yes it's a dragon.
[04:26:33] Alright, so what happens when a ship gets sunk?
[04:26:36] Any special powers?
[04:26:37] Full on sinking a ship?
[04:26:39] No, you don't get shit.
[04:26:43] Wait, no, you're hyper-stacked!
[04:26:45] That's what it means!
[04:26:46] Oh, and you just reversed the L.
[04:26:51] your L-reverser I get it. Wait am I full mana? Oh fuck it I think I just wasted my turn.
[04:27:05] More mines huh? More mines, I'm a minescan. I know you're doing it, I know you're doing
[04:27:09] it. Dude where the fuck? I haven't hit anything. I even sonarred so it's like one two three
[04:27:18] 3456 so correct me if I'm wrong on your where I sonar'd there are two available hits within that perimeter, right?
[04:27:24] Yep, wow
[04:27:28] Wow minus six mana by the way we don't care
[04:27:36] Elton brother that means it is two more
[04:27:39] Oh
[04:27:42] Yikes, it's her super ship. I see it
[04:27:47] Oh
[04:27:50] That confirms where it's hit right I hit you there twice
[04:27:54] Um, I mean yeah, you hit water. Oh
[04:28:00] It's too random hits. Yeah, okay
[04:28:07] Maybe here then
[04:28:08] Dude that's that's crazy and that's bad luck, okay
[04:28:15] Wait that was got troll I trolled a little bit
[04:28:23] Okay now that can only be super shit for double shit
[04:28:32] Yeah, I mean at this point it's just a matter of
[04:28:38] I have not hit you yet, by the way, yeah, you're gonna have to do that sooner. I mean if it's crazy
[04:28:45] I've been like actually optimized. I've been shooting like crazy
[04:28:54] I'm the one doing all that
[04:28:59] But okay, there's no fucking way that how do I rotate this oh there we go I see
[04:29:08] mean send it okay I hit something holy fuck what okay well I know I know where
[04:29:19] that is now I think I'm gonna scan this I lose the fucking 5050 I guess it's very
[04:29:27] very very very good
[04:29:34] Unbelievable the RNG on this man
[04:29:39] Well, and now watch this bonk
[04:29:44] Unfortunate why why don't you go border there? Why was your border unless we did it? Oh, I know he did it
[04:29:50] I mean, you have a lot of info on the board there. Are you gonna use the info or not?
[04:29:57] I do.
[04:29:59] Oh, I sent it.
[04:30:00] I know. I'm doing things, motherfucker. I'm doing things.
[04:30:03] Yeah, you're about to get a big surprise.
[04:30:09] Oh, no!
[04:30:11] Massive? I know you have a mine around there. There's no way you don't.
[04:30:15] So, what kind of shit? So it could be a box here?
[04:30:20] I think it could be anything.
[04:30:23] 50-50.
[04:30:24] It's not that it's that.
[04:30:25] It's 50-50 here.
[04:30:26] Is it that?
[04:30:27] Actually, it could be the zigzag.
[04:30:28] It could be absolutely anything.
[04:30:30] Okay, we hit there.
[04:30:35] That's very lucky.
[04:30:36] Nice.
[04:30:37] It's the zigzag ship.
[04:30:38] Okay, bang.
[04:30:41] Uh, I know there's a bunch of info over here too.
[04:30:47] to be here wait the time the thing went down so it means there's another one here
[04:30:55] Oh, watch out!
[04:30:57] BONG!
[04:31:01] Oh, that fucking hit me!
[04:31:03] Yeah, that's pretty bad on G-Loki.
[04:31:05] What is this shit?
[04:31:07] No, that's Campbell on G, I can't.
[04:31:11] Well, um...
[04:31:13] What would be left to do is...
[04:31:17] I think I'm going to check not border.
[04:31:19] I'm going to check inside.
[04:31:25] And mine now
[04:31:35] What abouts what abouts I put a mine up right here you see I
[04:31:43] Don't know I'm doing next no your cook 50 50
[04:31:50] Okay, we hit that
[04:31:52] Ship sunk. Oh, there's a small one. Okay. Yeah, you got that's a good one. I'm actually lose this so now I
[04:32:00] Mean fucking do I have any information whatsoever? I guess I should sonar a motherfucker
[04:32:06] You could it's a high it's a high value sonar here. I think worth
[04:32:15] Fuck
[04:32:18] Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo
[04:32:23] I think you aim that down. Oh, okay, it's a big one so
[04:32:32] Bonk ah now watch this bang
[04:32:37] Thank God useless fucking dog shit
[04:32:42] Okay, I mean it has to be up or
[04:32:47] Small doesn't help me that much
[04:32:52] That's crazy fucking luck
[04:32:56] Do you know what I want here actually it's gonna be sent on the middle
[04:33:07] Okay, what oh you shot there right you still have a shot. No, come on you rotated it
[04:33:17] Okay
[04:33:22] Okay go. Enter. Some of these are gonna hit. No, I mean, Jesus.
[04:33:37] Okay.
[04:33:39] I don't know if that was worth it, but I hit something there, okay.
[04:33:43] What do you have left? You don't have a zigzag.
[04:33:46] I have to look at my own ship to see so you have a two-banger and a big
[04:33:54] Goliath ship. I'm lucky. I think this is just Gigi. No, I'll pretend I missed.
[04:34:02] It's 50-50 there.
[04:34:05] I mean could be either side
[04:34:15] Oh why that's game it is not game sir oh it is game fuck it is god damn it I may have
[04:34:31] had you the next round dude you got so lucky and you fucking know it
[04:34:34] Okay, I got lucky my bottom was a lucky.
[04:34:39] Unbelievable, but you can have your win.
[04:34:42] View one in Battleship.
[04:34:44] Fucking glorified Minesweeper, by the way.
[04:34:47] And you're talking about skill based?
[04:34:48] Okay, back skill based.
[04:34:49] I mean, really?
[04:34:50] I mean, James, it's not...
[04:34:51] No, it's not!
[04:34:52] Wait, wait, Battleship is an ultra skill.
[04:34:57] I agree.
[04:34:58] Yeah, I mean, he's right.
[04:34:59] I mean, he's right.
[04:35:02] Six, seven!
[04:35:03] Six, seven!
[04:35:04] You're gonna say my stack was retarded, but the thing is you got lucky and found it first shot
[04:35:10] That's insane. Yeah, that's actually pretty sure yeah, and you actually double you got the whole stack first
[04:35:15] You know of course in hindsight what a dumb stack, but it could have been good. Are we queuing again or no?
[04:35:19] Oh, I'll afford it, but
[04:35:25] No, that's fine one. I'm spinning it. Oh, also why the misery?
[04:35:31] No, we got party animals. You're dead
[04:35:34] Okay, what time apart animals up to seven just a deathmatch man. We're gonna do the base map
[04:35:41] We're gonna swing around you're gonna knock people off the side. That's it
[04:35:45] The base but literally when you click party animals, it's that stone grassy map or we can do the plane
[04:35:52] temple
[04:35:55] Yeah, you want to temple then that's a map, right?
[04:35:58] It's like that with the two pillars
[04:36:00] You do that?
[04:36:02] Well, we'll check the top. Yes, the pillars that people climb and hide at top. Yes
[04:36:07] So we just we just fucking fight there. I developed
[04:36:11] Same actually oh
[04:36:15] I mean, I gotta start removing games on this list geez dark rolls off the battleship we played stick fight we played played rounds
[04:36:27] Let's take a look like speedrunners
[04:36:29] We're playing party animals. We played dark role played golf it
[04:36:33] Played god dude. We actually have banged through so many games. Yeah, not we banked finals trillions
[04:36:41] Your banding worms
[04:36:46] For honor
[04:36:50] If you want to play for our we can remove it if you want you said you didn't want I
[04:36:54] Mean is that even on semen? I
[04:36:56] I think it's the same as track man. It's a hundred twenty gigs down. Oh, that's crazy insane. You will still play that
[04:37:04] Steam do you know?
[04:37:08] No, I'm not putting oh mega oh moggle or six seven whatever the fuck I'm not putting that on this list
[04:37:15] Oh moggle
[04:37:16] I think you're gonna ruin my my my channel my download I think because it's over here is better
[04:37:23] That's my six hundred thousand kbs
[04:37:26] Surely no lag, right?
[04:37:30] Surely.
[04:37:33] Hyper Jam's still on there.
[04:37:34] Oh, we gotta remove that, too.
[04:37:35] We played Hyper Jam.
[04:37:36] Oh, yeah.
[04:37:37] There it is.
[04:37:38] Your community hub.
[04:37:39] What about that?
[04:37:40] Like this?
[04:37:41] Honestly, there's probably like five people online.
[04:37:51] Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
[04:37:55] hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
[04:37:56] That's a good player base, that's not bad at all.
[04:37:58] How many people?
[04:37:59] 2.6k.
[04:38:02] 2.6k, I mean it's a big-
[04:38:03] Plus game, that's x-box and shit, yeah, it's not bad at all.
[04:38:11] Alright, my game's done down already.
[04:38:18] Oh yeah, there's tons of people on Uplay.
[04:38:19] Alright, you know what, there's more players than I thought it did.
[04:38:21] I mean, anybody made these people on it,
[04:38:23] it's a fucking 2013 product, no?
[04:38:26] I remember being sponsored for that game. I think Jason Mamoa showed up and I was like the fuck is going on
[04:38:33] It's insane. Yeah
[04:38:34] Wait, it came out in what? What year?
[04:38:37] I'm 17
[04:38:41] XQCL
[04:38:43] How do I play this game again? I think they overcooked with this game a little bit
[04:38:47] But I mean they had to cook something right?
[04:38:49] Overcooked. For Honor or party animals?
[04:38:51] For Honor
[04:38:53] I don't know, I haven't played in a while.
[04:38:56] I think the base game is fun.
[04:38:59] I think that the highest level, the game is cringe.
[04:39:01] I think you just spam light attacks like crazy.
[04:39:06] I don't know, I haven't seen the new characters.
[04:39:08] Last time I played, I just played Spear.
[04:39:10] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
[04:39:13] Oh my fuck, I got to kill my ears.
[04:39:15] I forgot to do the thing.
[04:39:17] I forgot, yeah, I mean, I just blew up.
[04:39:20] I don't know if he hears or if he's there.
[04:39:23] I'm going through the tutorial, the fuck?
[04:39:25] Oh, I don't know if he can look at it, just start looking at it.
[04:39:31] He can look at it, right?
[04:39:37] What is it lighting?
[04:39:46] Oh my god.
[04:39:46] OK, you have to speedrun tutorial, I think.
[04:39:49] Wait, do you?
[04:39:51] I'm doing a tutorial.
[04:39:57] 6700 viewers just woke up to close the stream.
[04:40:03] So...
[04:40:04] Uh, Jaws, uh...
[04:40:07] It's a bad night.
[04:40:09] Just flatten out of it.
[04:40:12] Oh, I'm done.
[04:40:14] Oh, fuck, I'm done.
[04:40:17] Can I skip the tutorial?
[04:40:18] I genuinely don't remember.
[04:40:21] I don't know why I'm even getting a tutorial, honestly.
[04:40:31] Whoa, man, he's icy.
[04:40:39] I like his one.
[04:40:41] I mean, it's a good game if they had a good player base and it was free people that actually
[04:41:02] played it.
[04:41:03] It's like they made like 40 bucks when I came out.
[04:41:08] Yeah, there was a dude this game was like sick and early access and then by the time it fully released
[04:41:13] I had no one cared anymore.
[04:41:14] It took five years like.
[04:41:16] Yeah.
[04:41:17] We played that when I started doing variety.
[04:41:21] Yo, where are my eggs at?
[04:41:28] Okay.
[04:41:30] I'm ready.
[04:41:33] What's all the good guys, right, Chad?
[04:41:40] Brian, hey, it's me and my family have one speaker.
[04:41:45] Thank you, Chad.
[04:41:46] Spam mellow, Ellie.
[04:41:47] If you heard this because I can't sandwich.
[04:41:52] All right, I finished the tutorial, I think.
[04:41:59] Why is this alarm for them to generate the eggs I mean bro just fucking
[04:42:29] you
[04:42:59] you
[04:43:29] you
[04:43:59] you
[04:44:29] you
[04:44:59] I
[04:45:15] Know oh
[04:45:19] They're gonna seem to that is that a zorka am I braindead people I'm braindead friends add new okay. Hold on D juicer
[04:45:30] Yeah
[04:45:34] Yep
[04:45:36] Yeah, I would get ready to go hold on. I didn't even get to look at my character. No, it's when it's when it's whenever it's when it first
[04:45:44] I
[04:45:45] Oh, fine. I'll be the duck fine. Cue it up. I mean you better get fucking anyway
[04:45:51] What you look like
[04:45:53] like capes are busted man I was a capemane for sure
[04:45:59] people would grab it and have no fucking yeah you were capes because people
[04:46:03] when they grab your back they'll grab the cape and they can't lift you with the
[04:46:07] cape
[04:46:07] oh here we go nice I bet you have no ice on it on your shit
[04:46:12] okay let's see what kind of ice I've got
[04:46:16] is that the word I mean I mean I I bet you got nothing
[04:46:19] Do you have ore in the blind forest I do I do I have where you don't know you yes
[04:46:27] Yes, I played it finish it. What's up? Go show it. Go ahead. Go I'll pink one, please
[04:46:32] So you got the black cat to
[04:46:35] That damn you do have it the fuck
[04:46:39] How do I change outfit. Oh here we go. Oh
[04:46:44] Okay
[04:46:46] The folder is similar.
[04:46:49] Bang!
[04:46:50] Instantly.
[04:46:51] Really?
[04:46:52] How do I shoot this thing?
[04:46:56] Jeez.
[04:46:57] Good night.
[04:46:58] You lived?
[04:46:59] You lived?
[04:47:00] You lived?
[04:47:01] You lived?
[04:47:02] You lived?
[04:47:03] You lived?
[04:47:04] You lived?
[04:47:05] You lived?
[04:47:06] You lived?
[04:47:07] You lived?
[04:47:08] lived
[04:47:16] there are you kidding me
[04:47:21] all health
[04:47:24] you lose
[04:47:25] uh... yeah i mean you just did it all i mean i mean i didn't forget about it
[04:47:30] okay take a time take a time figure it out
[04:47:33] Okay, don't care. Hello, ex-QC.
[04:47:42] This guy's got infinite stamina. He's crazy. Stop, he's crazy. What's up, bitch?
[04:47:53] I missed.
[04:47:55] Oh my fucking face and then I'm dead that was a KO that was a KO she's Christ
[04:48:05] holy shit whatever
[04:48:11] nope bang nope how that I heard that knock you out there you go way good
[04:48:21] night
[04:48:29] She'll stop boring
[04:48:33] No poof off the edge, huh? Guess I'll pick this back up
[04:48:39] No
[04:48:51] What off the edge jackass
[04:49:03] Bang clock the fuck out fucking bullshit
[04:49:21] Oh. Not today. If you lose to Sota, then you are officially more...
[04:49:34] Oh, my face! I forgot to kill.
[04:49:45] I missed. Is that a bomb? Oh, my face.
[04:49:53] I'm dead.
[04:49:54] BOMB!
[04:49:57] I think it's what it's, it's a trigger and.
[04:50:04] Oh, fuck.
[04:50:06] Yeah, that's the end for you.
[04:50:09] What?
[04:50:12] Soda and four synons you buddy
[04:50:20] Say damn victory is mine
[04:50:25] That's the three sure
[04:50:33] Change maps
[04:50:35] level. When is it, when is the picture on me? What is what? When is it, when is it
[04:50:44] on the picture on me? Well that was, I was the winner. Yo, you're losing the B.O.3.
[04:50:54] Is it because the game takes a fair amount of fucking battle over it and the game took
[04:50:56] fucking two minutes. No, no, no, no, I was just, I was just saying, I was saying.
[04:51:03] maps uh we could play the plane we could play planes nice no matter planes good
[04:51:08] but we're not on the picture plane is aids because the first knockout
[04:51:12] essentially wins sure actually it's fine it's even playing field at the end
[04:51:19] of the day um lab is good sure hit it oh wait it
[04:51:28] Wait, alright, I'll let her, I mean, stream max, it can be anything.
[04:51:40] Wait, wait, how'd you toss somebody?
[04:51:43] Double tap x while you're holding them, and it's like a little bit of a throw.
[04:51:48] You want to create some momentum by spinning them and then double tap x at the release point.
[04:51:52] I thought you just hold x while a tolling trigger.
[04:51:56] No.
[04:51:58] Little Red Riding Hood man.
[04:52:03] What do you call a 7 that isn't feeling well?
[04:52:05] A 6-7?
[04:52:06] Can I get a welcome to the jungle though?
[04:52:11] He's all cute though.
[04:52:17] They're all cute.
[04:52:18] You got five seconds.
[04:52:19] Otters or bis?
[04:52:21] Jack, do you want otter?
[04:52:26] I can't believe this guy just did this to you in a song, it's so shy by a biggery!
[04:52:35] Are we the ass?
[04:52:37] That's how it goes, welcome to playing, bro!
[04:52:40] Shit's over!
[04:52:45] I missed.
[04:52:48] Oh!
[04:52:51] You lied to me!
[04:52:53] Well, you fucked that up.
[04:52:56] Oh, how'd you not get knocked out from that?
[04:53:07] That's crazy.
[04:53:08] Oh!
[04:53:09] Oh, we both got knocked out.
[04:53:13] Oh.
[04:53:14] Yikes.
[04:53:15] He went for it, didn't he?
[04:53:23] He went for it, didn't he?
[04:53:30] Oh, hello.
[04:53:33] All right, 3-0.
[04:53:35] 2-0.
[04:53:37] Well, I'm saying for this one match.
[04:53:39] Okay, okay, okay.
[04:53:40] Now, now do it without the thing where you can give you the wrong controls,
[04:53:43] because you did it with the drill.
[04:53:44] It is not the best.
[04:53:45] I didn't give you the wrong controls.
[04:53:47] Are you gonna play facing controller again?
[04:53:53] Okay, you hold trigger to hold somebody and then you do what yes
[04:54:01] And then for me on an Xbox controller. I double tap X
[04:54:06] But it's not gonna throw them very far at all. You have to spin them
[04:54:10] Create momentum and then double tap X during the spin. No, you're just you can't toss somebody if it locks it up
[04:54:18] It's a small toss. It's fucking nothing
[04:54:23] really here well here's a toss so double grab spin let's see that's how I do
[04:54:32] I missed.
[04:54:37] Ooh, freedom.
[04:54:44] What?
[04:54:45] Ooh, gotcha.
[04:54:46] Fuck, I messed that up.
[04:54:49] I did.
[04:54:50] Ooh!
[04:54:51] I did.
[04:54:52] I did.
[04:54:53] I did.
[04:54:54] I did.
[04:54:55] I did.
[04:54:56] I did.
[04:54:57] I did.
[04:54:58] I did.
[04:54:59] I did.
[04:55:00] I did.
[04:55:01] Oh
[04:55:18] I missed
[04:55:23] What's up?
[04:55:27] I'll come back here buddy
[04:55:31] How are you not getting hit by that guy? Are you kidding me?
[04:55:41] Oh the dodge the dodge
[04:55:49] Come on ice cube break that's right done. Are you lucky motherfucker? Are we?
[04:56:01] Oh!
[04:56:03] No fucking way.
[04:56:09] Nice.
[04:56:12] Oh!
[04:56:13] Come on, come here, come here!
[04:56:20] I'm a survivor.
[04:56:24] I'm dead.
[04:56:25] Oh, maybe you're dead too?
[04:56:28] Nope.
[04:56:29] Nice.
[04:56:30] How is that not how is that not there?
[04:56:36] How's it not fucking knock you out is punch you what's clutch your ass in the face?
[04:56:41] That has to be it. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
[04:56:59] Shit. I was the that was to the wire. Nope. Nope. Fuck it.
[04:57:09] I'm whipping everything
[04:57:19] I'm plunging
[04:57:23] I don't know how to toss it away
[04:57:27] How do you toss it away
[04:57:32] Okay.
[04:57:33] That's out of the stamp.
[04:57:37] Oh, so out of the stamp.
[04:57:39] It's crazy.
[04:57:40] That's gotta be it.
[04:57:41] What the?
[04:57:42] Cape diff.
[04:57:43] Cape diff.
[04:57:48] How do you head butt?
[04:57:50] Wait.
[04:57:51] Oh.
[04:57:52] What's that?
[04:57:57] Oh, hell.
[04:58:01] and and and and fucking whipping whipping like crazy
[04:58:22] Oh, you doubled that beat a roll.
[04:58:31] I can't land a damn hit.
[04:58:35] What?
[04:58:42] Really?
[04:58:43] I'm just dead.
[04:58:46] It's double trigger.
[04:58:48] seven but name I long it's all you cannot spam it oh how the fuck is it not
[04:58:57] here but
[04:59:04] imagine losing to server what the fuck
[04:59:09] sign I'm out of stem what I died yeah oh my god coming in all right all right
[04:59:22] nope
[04:59:25] really really that's bad momentum that's so bad for me
[04:59:33] You
[04:59:37] Yo
[04:59:40] God fuck
[04:59:45] Oh, you're so far away and puppy style round. Oh
[04:59:53] I'm dead. God fucking damn it. Okay. All right. All right. All right, baby. Yeah
[05:00:00] Was it two one two one? Oh
[05:00:03] I
[05:00:08] You never had my moment
[05:00:14] Damn look at the dude
[05:00:17] Fucking pro tag in a fantasy game. Just stop just stop stop over the shoulder like an archer. Just stop sick
[05:00:23] Stop you're like
[05:00:25] You're fucking swearing at the computer, buddy. You're not
[05:00:30] I'm fucking him. Oh
[05:00:33] That was tight
[05:00:35] What pause?
[05:00:39] Pause what pause?
[05:00:43] This map is missed you know do you know this map? Yep. Okay. Let's make sure you otherwise wouldn't be fair
[05:00:53] oh hell that's mine how long is this last four yo get your own shit buddy get
[05:01:03] your own shit that's my shit I don't think I will I'm the whole of them oh
[05:01:11] oh fuck my shit right now round round one you can never go in any way it
[05:01:15] I don't know how to
[05:01:20] Fuck psych oh oh
[05:01:32] Come here for a minute
[05:01:45] You might die round two. Round two blocks is not great.
[05:01:52] I think it's good enough, right? It's a big deal, round two, I think.
[05:02:05] No way right that's QC cheer
[05:02:23] I
[05:02:31] Hell I use it
[05:02:34] Don't you fucking dare grab you buddy
[05:02:41] Who
[05:02:47] No
[05:02:53] Get the no way are you serious from the gutter what oh
[05:03:06] Yes, uh
[05:03:12] Who wins
[05:03:16] What jackass
[05:03:23] Oh
[05:03:30] Oh, yeah, yeah
[05:03:42] So box
[05:03:46] They're grab something bozo I'll grab you there. Oh, you're fucking fine
[05:03:50] Dude how do you still have that stamp?
[05:03:55] Unbelievable.
[05:04:02] That is absolutely bogus on a stacker.
[05:04:07] Fuck.
[05:04:10] And you don't go down because what?
[05:04:13] Because you're missing everything.
[05:04:15] Are you?
[05:04:20] Oh, no way. Did you grab onto me? What the fuck are you did?
[05:04:34] Oh! Ah, that's a troll. That is a troll. Yeah, you're mad. Yeah, you're mad.
[05:04:47] I
[05:04:54] Did not knock you out get the hell out of here three you know motherfucker
[05:04:58] Get in the dirt today. I mean that okay genuine fucking bullshit. How does he how did it both go?
[05:05:05] I can't I can't I can't I grabbed the side. Hi. I'm plea pre-planning
[05:05:11] Three and one best five GGs. Oh, yes, that's yeah three years yikes
[05:05:17] All right, spinning that shit.
[05:05:18] It's it.
[05:05:19] Come on, lethal league, baby.
[05:05:21] Buckshot, roulette.
[05:05:23] How do we do this online?
[05:05:24] No, I thought we did put that in.
[05:05:28] I mean, I did.
[05:05:28] I can take it out.
[05:05:29] I don't know how the fuck you'd do this.
[05:05:30] I don't know anything we could do.
[05:05:32] Some other player.
[05:05:32] I wonder what, can we do it?
[05:05:34] 42 months.
[05:05:35] String, is this done in,
[05:05:37] I don't even mention Roblox, Kick Rocks.
[05:05:43] They have multiplayer 1v1.
[05:05:46] It's easy.
[05:05:46] Okay it just has it man, download the game.
[05:05:49] Alright.
[05:05:52] That's our food.
[05:05:53] That's our food.
[05:05:56] Yeah.
[05:06:00] Food's gonna help.
[05:06:03] Isn't it just gonna put your ass to sleep man?
[05:06:05] No, I won't.
[05:06:07] Is that what it is?
[05:06:09] Oh yeah, if I eat food it's curtains.
[05:06:11] I have to go.
[05:06:11] Oh watch your ears, watch your ears.
[05:06:12] It's gonna be very loud.
[05:06:14] True, but at least it's a banger.
[05:06:16] This is like half on train half not train.
[05:06:31] What have you been doing with this?
[05:06:36] Alright multiplayer.
[05:06:40] I can't I can't I can't 11 or I did I could do one on
[05:06:49] All 10 turns is not working there. I mean you can sort of everyone but yeah usual
[05:06:54] Hi rollers host a table search for lobbies join with lobby Eddie. Okay, so host a table
[05:07:01] I'm gonna copy the late the ID. I sent it to you on discord so you just join
[05:07:06] I've never played this so both of us are gonna be new to here, and I say we just send it best of three
[05:07:12] Instantly, okay, well I can invite friends to invite it
[05:07:21] Not gonna customize match settings not touching nothing what's the best I'm happening. I
[05:07:27] Send it you in saw it
[05:07:30] All right, here we go
[05:07:32] I've never played the multiplayer version, I played the base game, but like that was
[05:07:38] five minutes.
[05:07:39] I don't remember what the fuck.
[05:07:41] It's like counting shotgun shells and counting the blanks or something.
[05:07:45] Oh, damn.
[05:07:46] Someone about item baiting and shit.
[05:07:50] Alright.
[05:07:51] Oh, I see you.
[05:07:54] All right. Oh, I see you
[05:08:01] One
[05:08:04] Four lives and
[05:08:08] Click on the buckler to get your items out
[05:08:11] Yeah, but it like no and then click on the side click on the side to put it on the square. Oh, I see, okay
[05:08:18] What do you half of these even do?
[05:08:21] There's a lot of items. I have no idea
[05:08:23] Okay, so two, I mean it's two blanks, right?
[05:08:27] Bloomer blanks?
[05:08:28] Bloomer blanks temperature yet.
[05:08:30] So four lighter.
[05:08:32] Takes the edge off, regain one charge, and a serious voice gives you insight into the
[05:08:35] future.
[05:08:36] Um, what do you have it?
[05:08:42] I mean, dude.
[05:08:43] How do I shoot?
[05:08:45] Ready?
[05:08:46] Bang.
[05:08:47] Hey
[05:08:51] Alright
[05:08:58] So there's three shotgun shell I'm not gonna remind you that's the whole point of the game
[05:09:02] Hold on anything but this close your chat. I mean, I mean, I mean, we should yeah, I just shoot you
[05:09:08] Ha that's not yikes
[05:09:13] Well now we got three shot into the three
[05:09:15] 3 to 1 here
[05:09:18] So yeah, I'm just gonna shoot your ass like god damn save the items
[05:09:22] Dang
[05:09:28] All right
[05:09:32] I mean these items I can't buy them something jack should either
[05:09:40] Hover over it tells you
[05:09:42] Yeah, but I don't know what it does though. I think, I think, maybe just...
[05:09:49] I feel like, why don't we shoot yourself then?
[05:09:52] I think you get to shoot again if you shoot yourself and it's a blank.
[05:10:00] Well, I mean, now it's just shoot you, like there's nothing else to it, because it's...
[05:10:03] I mean, dude, I mean, I lost my mind.
[05:10:10] I mean, this is what I could do.
[05:10:16] Not necessarily, because you shot me.
[05:10:19] And now the whole shotgun gets reloaded.
[05:10:21] Who knows?
[05:10:22] No, no, no.
[05:10:23] My items, I got absolutely boiled over the ends.
[05:10:27] Oh, are we rexed?
[05:10:32] Yeah, it's over.
[05:10:37] Yeah, it is over.
[05:10:47] Blasted.
[05:10:48] So, the game gave him the bullet, bullet, bullets.
[05:10:52] I got blank, blank, and no items.
[05:10:54] Okay.
[05:10:55] You didn't use your fucking hourglass a single time.
[05:10:58] You could have checked what mag or what shell was in the shotgun.
[05:11:00] You never used it.
[05:11:01] is insane it would have it would have ended the round with us no you could have not shot blanks at me
[05:11:15] you're really good at it brother if you play the odds if you play the odds that you
[05:11:20] aptly shoot first there i mean it means nothing nothing necessarily hey okay play the odds
[05:11:25] Shoot me!
[05:11:27] I didn't know I didn't trigger many, it wasn't.
[05:11:29] What was it? 3-2?
[05:11:31] That's your A, close the chat, you don't fucking look, the part of the game!
[05:11:46] Okay, alright, blasted me there.
[05:11:49] Alright, Gamer.
[05:11:51] Well.
[05:11:52] Yeah, Andrew, shit aside though. Oh, you only get two items.
[05:11:56] Wait, doesn't that make it so you have two shots? Oh, you still item him.
[05:12:01] That's like a busted one.
[05:12:08] Check this shit out.
[05:12:12] Oh, very cool.
[05:12:14] Yeah. Zero fear, by the way. I'm fucking ice cold, baby.
[05:12:18] Wait, you can go again.
[05:12:19] Blast him!
[05:12:22] all right so what are your items I have two items I stole your item that's why
[05:12:28] I shit okay now that that does that not change it does that do not be back
[05:12:38] I've done that it ugly oh my god now you get to go shit okay what do you need
[05:12:48] 3 3 oh okay 3 3 shit okay that's it. I'm this item wins very much oh
[05:12:55] Select the bun skips the next round and shut myself
[05:13:07] Now watch this
[05:13:11] Okay
[05:13:18] getting some info all right I don't know how this works it tells you info about
[05:13:25] around in the future
[05:13:28] oh shit one life left okay back to two two
[05:13:37] Why am I you get to go twice that's what I had a lady odds fuck that bomb God are you kidding me all right
[05:13:50] one one it's got chained wait it's listen it's it's act three now not sure how it works but I
[05:14:04] Think we get more items from shit. Oh, well, I think I think we go to death mode it when do we want to go under?
[05:14:10] Is that how it works for hours?
[05:14:13] No idea
[05:14:18] Okay, that's not good
[05:14:23] Where you start looks like it
[05:14:34] Don't do that. Don't do that.
[05:14:44] What does this have to do with this thing?
[05:14:48] You gonna come here? Alright, I think I got some shit. Yeah, yeah, I got some shit on you, dog.
[05:14:56] Mmm
[05:14:59] Oh, I know. You're crook because it's all blanks.
[05:15:04] Oof. Yeah, unfortunately.
[05:15:09] Your turn gets skipped, by the way.
[05:15:11] Umm...
[05:15:14] What?
[05:15:17] Catchy bitch.
[05:15:23] Which means...
[05:15:25] It was 3-2.
[05:15:27] So I have to play the odds.
[05:15:29] I changed polarity.
[05:15:34] And send it wow actually cute. That's crazy dude. I knew that one was a blank, too
[05:15:46] Fuck I don't know was it again
[05:15:50] You change it means that there's one more you're just dead it
[05:15:58] Right one a speed no, I don't well it's not about the issues about the shells that are left in the gutter and
[05:16:04] I still have two HP.
[05:16:07] What?
[05:16:08] It's 50-50.
[05:16:10] I lost the 50-50 there.
[05:16:12] There's so many fucking items.
[05:16:15] And now it's my turn.
[05:16:17] Well, that's not good for you though.
[05:16:21] It's not ideal.
[05:16:24] Wait, uh...
[05:16:29] Wait, I mean, here's a mini tumble, no?
[05:16:34] All right, hold on
[05:16:57] Okay
[05:17:00] All right, all right
[05:17:04] And then I know this one is a blaster
[05:17:10] I have cigarette though fucking God
[05:17:16] All right, I
[05:17:21] Can see my next one as well. Oh my god, it's so over
[05:17:28] And I can just shoot twice
[05:17:30] Is this base cvm?
[05:17:32] Is this base cvm?
[05:17:33] Is this base cvm?
[05:17:35] Well that was a misplay because that was a guaranteed live round.
[05:17:39] Or blank.
[05:17:40] What was it?
[05:17:41] Yes, it was.
[05:17:43] Oh.
[05:17:46] Wait, was it?
[05:17:47] Yikes.
[05:17:49] But I mean seriously anyway, I can give a shit.
[05:17:54] Yeah, I think it might be over.
[05:17:56] What do you have?
[05:17:57] have. I don't want to risk it. I might just get a skip. You have a skip turn. Ouchy. Oh
[05:18:04] man. I have to just play the odds low key. Uh you got a I think it's 75% chance to hit
[05:18:12] me if you just shoot. Oh it's it's it's the multi-haul problem. Uh I would I would
[05:18:24] to go for it I'm gonna I'm gonna smoke it up okay oh my god you even have fucking
[05:18:29] smokes okay and then and then then I I can rack it and see what's up
[05:18:41] well I can wreck it I can wreck it no that means ejecting like that yes that
[05:18:48] right around is gone so no now I suck already because that is blue and then
[05:18:53] I shoot it and it actually fires a real shot.
[05:18:57] No, you just took this three live rounds in one blank. You fucking idiot.
[05:19:02] Hey, it was a video.
[05:19:03] So you swap? So wait, that means
[05:19:07] They're both live rounds, so
[05:19:10] Let's skip your turn
[05:19:14] Low-key, I had the odds were my favor and I shaved it down both times
[05:19:19] No 75% chance just shooting the gun where your best odds yeah, but then but then but then I had all these flights to use though
[05:19:30] So wait they're both live rounds you get skipped that's too damaged to you you can't you can't finish you
[05:19:49] Okay, and then you're trying to get skipped again matter it is a live round
[05:20:01] Wait my fucking brain dead I am oh my god. I'm an idiot. I just threw I had a shot
[05:20:09] I just got told a little bit
[05:20:13] One one
[05:20:17] Damn, I'm an idiot. Why did I think that was a live round?
[05:20:20] Okay, okay
[05:20:22] You said I didn't use any early. I would like to
[05:20:28] Check first
[05:20:32] Okay, I would like to
[05:20:35] shoot myself right if you shoot yourself you keep your turn assuming it's a
[05:20:43] blank and then I saw it off oh GG and then double damn I think it does I fucking
[05:20:54] BOOOOOUNC!
[05:20:58] Alright. Alright.
[05:21:00] That fucked me up. I didn't see you had that.
[05:21:02] Alright, alright, nice job. Nice job.
[05:21:04] Honestly, I had better items. I played like fucking absolute ass-ball shit.
[05:21:09] You had your chat closed, right?
[05:21:11] Yeah, I didn't read your chat, same with him.
[05:21:13] I'm not, I didn't cheat in the muggers, I would never cheat in this game.
[05:21:15] What?
[05:21:17] I mean, I mean, every move I made was the wrong one.
[05:21:20] I mean, imagine if I read the chat, I would have done that would be every-
[05:21:24] I made it was it was an incorrect letter
[05:21:29] How do I lose weight I guess the timer I
[05:21:34] Guess most resourceful
[05:21:37] Least careful the chime chimney most deaths. I smoke like crazy
[05:21:43] They actually smoked I go all right
[05:21:54] I'll put new tabs over, let's see what I can do.
[05:22:01] Alright, so basically, it's pretty RNG, but this is a strategy, you gotta abide the full
[05:22:10] strategy.
[05:22:11] I mean, mathematics, yeah, like basic mathematics, like there's a 1 in enrollment.
[05:22:19] Four lives.
[05:22:20] So like, do the first two acts not matter or something?
[05:22:23] Like, what's the benefit of winning these first fours?
[05:22:25] Yeah, deal three, deal three.
[05:22:28] Oh, it's best to three.
[05:22:29] I see, OK.
[05:22:29] Is it on?
[05:22:33] Yeah, maybe it is best to three.
[05:22:34] If you win one and two, it's just over.
[05:22:36] I didn't even fucking look.
[05:22:38] Well, I'm going to give you a hint.
[05:22:42] It's something two or something two or something three.
[05:22:46] And there's also one of the other one.
[05:22:50] All right, I guess all right coward
[05:23:04] Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, let me just look at this real quick.
[05:23:11] It doesn't have me at all though.
[05:23:16] It's more life than nuts.
[05:23:19] Hold on.
[05:23:22] It was a...
[05:23:24] Two, three, four, eight.
[05:23:27] I have to go with this.
[05:23:30] Okay.
[05:23:31] Not bad.
[05:23:34] And then, I would have to go with this.
[05:23:40] I have to go with the odds. It's not a good play, but I have to go with the odds.
[05:23:43] That's just insane.
[05:23:44] Again!
[05:23:45] Again?!
[05:23:46] Damn!
[05:23:47] I get-
[05:23:48] This guy is getting fucked!
[05:23:50] Oh my god!
[05:23:52] I knew that was a live round two because I looked at the phone.
[05:23:57] Good turn.
[05:23:59] Do I go for it or not?
[05:24:00] It'd be one, two...
[05:24:03] You know what?
[05:24:06] I don't give a shit.
[05:24:07] Nice one.
[05:24:07] Ha ha ha ha!
[05:24:10] I
[05:24:15] Want money
[05:24:25] All right, I was gonna waste I didn't want to wait the big games away
[05:24:31] Huh, oh, I didn't know the big games way and that was gonna come in
[05:24:35] I
[05:24:38] Okay
[05:24:42] Okay, I
[05:24:45] Turn take on crooks
[05:24:48] I'll do Q1 just shoot me
[05:24:51] No, I wouldn't oh
[05:24:54] Yeah, I was there
[05:25:00] You didn't use any items either. Oh, no
[05:25:05] I mean it really I can't okay we're healing up
[05:25:29] I
[05:25:33] Will skip your turn palette
[05:25:36] Okay, all right
[05:25:38] Now do I get do I get two shots here or one it?
[05:25:43] I got one you get to go again. Yeah, but the thing is like that. Yeah, I see every second. I think
[05:25:49] Because they don't turn a rewracker, so it doesn't matter. It does rewrack, but you do go again
[05:25:55] 33 turn carries over. Yeah, but
[05:25:59] It isn't the overall, like, uh, uh, negative play.
[05:26:04] I think it was fine.
[05:26:05] I got the value out of it that you needed.
[05:26:08] I'm gonna smoke up a little bit.
[05:26:10] Where were you?
[05:26:11] You-
[05:26:12] What am I, what?
[05:26:13] I don't see your life anymore.
[05:26:16] I have no idea. I think you-
[05:26:17] I fucking might be dead. I don't know.
[05:26:19] I'm not a cigarette spammer like you, you lucky fuck.
[05:26:22] Fuck it, send it.
[05:26:23] Bye!
[05:26:24] Okay, I'll-
[05:26:25] Wait, I don't see your HP anymore.
[05:26:27] The game is just kinda being weird.
[05:26:28] Yeah, I see one down. I think I win this because your items are complete garbage.
[05:26:36] Yeah, I have trash. I mean phones are kind of whatever.
[05:26:45] Oh, you're cooked on chat whatever. I mean it's like what more can I do here?
[05:26:53] All right
[05:26:56] Okay, if I shot I don't forget many shots. I have to go with the odds. I did have to endure there
[05:27:05] Okay, 50 50. Oh you took the live round out
[05:27:16] I
[05:27:18] Haven't done a single thing big as alarm. No, but it is
[05:27:23] I don't know, you know.
[05:27:27] But you get a shot!
[05:27:29] You get all the items!
[05:27:30] Oh, no, you know.
[05:27:31] Good luck, gamer.
[05:27:32] If I took a live round out and turned into a blank, right?
[05:27:36] A live round out, then I would spin it again, then it.
[05:27:40] No, because the last one is blank!
[05:27:44] Do what you think, Felix.
[05:27:48] Do what you think.
[05:27:50] I would just go with the shot here.
[05:27:52] Okay, hold up
[05:27:54] Why I didn't I didn't back out fuck it's not it?
[05:27:57] That's a misplay it was a blank you fucking idiot. How would you know that?
[05:28:01] I would know that because I've been keeping count
[05:28:03] I know you swapped one and then I swapped one back so the odds have stayed three three the whole time boy
[05:28:07] Oh, wait, it's up. It's what's both of them out
[05:28:11] It just it just swaps the current shot the fuck
[05:28:14] Wait am I was that not the last shot of it. Am I an idiot?
[05:28:18] Wait a second
[05:28:20] Wait a minute. I'm an idiot. Wait. I am so confused. I'm just an idiot. I
[05:28:28] I threw it. I threw it. I don't understand what's going on with this game. We're done. We're done. Felix. We're done.
[05:28:37] That's what's going on. We're not keeping count. Oh, because the last one was blank.
[05:28:42] Okay, okay, I should have seen serious inside now.
[05:28:49] Oh, oh, reverse polarity, easy, easy, ma-, mathematics say I win this every fucking
[05:29:00] time.
[05:29:01] DUDE WHAT?
[05:29:07] I mean you're dead, you have a lifelift, it doesn't matter if you anything else.
[05:29:20] THAT'S FUCKING INSANE!
[05:29:22] How did you manage to throw my throw?
[05:29:25] No, no, no, I didn't throw it.
[05:29:27] Like these are the odds of winning my favor
[05:29:30] in every way possible.
[05:29:31] I think you should have gotten 100% probably.
[05:29:35] I guess you couldn't, you only had a knife.
[05:29:37] Buddy.
[05:29:38] So anyway, I won act one and I won act two.
[05:29:42] Well, so why are we going act three?
[05:29:44] Ah, yeah, though.
[05:29:45] Just be better.
[05:29:50] Um.
[05:29:55] Okay.
[05:29:57] Okay.
[05:30:11] Okay, 50-50.
[05:30:13] No.
[05:30:14] Why don't you eject the shepiots? Why don't you eject them?
[05:30:16] I mean, I have to.
[05:30:18] Okay, ejects.
[05:30:20] There goes the live round.
[05:30:23] Shoot your damn self again.
[05:30:25] Alright, and it re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re...
[05:30:28] But now you're out of items.
[05:30:30] Oh, never mind.
[05:30:31] That's crazy.
[05:30:37] OOoo! I-I'm not in here now, though!
[05:30:44] Fortress?!
[05:30:55] That's crazy that's me to the via and starting something this is it'd be insane I mean the
[05:31:08] odds are my favorite come on are they okay I mean you get to go again the apps you're
[05:31:18] I mean, I have to go for it.
[05:31:22] You know, you're okay.
[05:31:24] No way you fucking kill me here.
[05:31:26] BAM!
[05:31:27] Bro!
[05:31:31] Bro, what the fuck?
[05:31:35] I didn't get to fucking play!
[05:31:37] Wait, that's not right, I don't know.
[05:31:40] Indeed.
[05:31:41] I mean, it doesn't count, because of that thing we did.
[05:31:44] Oh, apparently I still won.
[05:31:46] I got it.
[05:31:48] The other round was a 2-4, right?
[05:31:58] If I know later on that there's a live round at the end and there's a non-live at the end,
[05:32:04] all that's left is it.
[05:32:09] You can take advantage of the round ending with a beer can on a blank or whatever,
[05:32:15] And then getting more items to W key more like you can abuse the round ending
[05:32:20] Yeah, yeah, so I don't know what I did 3-1 and I lost I mean if it's just a lucky I
[05:32:26] Have no idea what you're talking about. I flipped a three blank one live because I made the odds 3-1
[05:32:33] I know what time and that was the one around that was that that was live that went blank
[05:32:39] That was all blank. Why did that wasn't dude? What are we talking about here?
[05:32:43] Uh, remember there, there's about one before, there's about one before, I see, yeah, it's
[05:32:51] just, it's just the, the, the, the, um, yeah, I'm lucky it is, like, I made the odds
[05:32:55] really good, my favorite and they still got fucked over, oh wow, there's a GG, well,
[05:33:00] That was on yours and you had it
[05:33:04] Okay, all right
[05:33:16] Wow, wait, wait, wait, I should like this
[05:33:22] Okay, I'll take that does it
[05:33:27] I'm gonna have to assume
[05:33:30] skills gap was always yeah it's pretty much 50-50
[05:33:39] ooh aura
[05:33:43] I have a blast here
[05:33:47] to the face it's all good
[05:33:50] oh then it's your turn
[05:33:53] however
[05:33:57] now we're even HP and it's my turn on an active new weapon set sure go ahead
[05:34:04] that I drew oh that's pretty good I can work with that
[05:34:10] or two
[05:34:13] All right, oh, I lost I lost I lost it's over
[05:34:26] Okay, I
[05:34:29] Mean the 66% chance of free I think or or I'll wait a little it would have to be
[05:34:36] Yeah, like 20 something chances of losing too much
[05:34:38] It would be first shot.
[05:34:45] I think I have to send it.
[05:34:46] I very likely get unlucky here.
[05:34:52] I didn't.
[05:34:53] We take that.
[05:34:54] Yeah, I think my item set was just L.
[05:35:01] All right, all right, all right, if I win this act, it's over because we don't, it's
[05:35:06] Fucking overall
[05:35:10] Right
[05:35:23] I like my items three three
[05:35:28] Okay, all right, all right you go first
[05:35:32] Good luck gamer
[05:35:35] With three three
[05:35:39] Now what if I smoke if it's regain a charge, but do I get I'm just gonna try
[05:35:51] So that doesn't work
[05:36:00] So did you manage losing
[05:36:04] What a fiasco.
[05:36:09] What a fiasco.
[05:36:11] I didn't even watch what happened.
[05:36:13] Oh, so the cigarette didn't do anything?
[05:36:15] Okay, so.
[05:36:17] What the fuck do I even have?
[05:36:23] Now I'm at...
[05:36:25] Okay, okay, okay.
[05:36:27] I can work with that.
[05:36:29] I think I should still win on paper.
[05:36:34] Yeah, I'm better than I feel good at it.
[05:36:41] Actually, I'm not.
[05:36:42] Okay, I'm really not ever.
[05:36:48] Okay, so that's that.
[05:36:50] Okay, I have to remember shit now.
[05:36:54] Alright, good luck, gamer.
[05:37:03] It's just low-key.
[05:37:04] And your cigarette's all the way back.
[05:37:06] And then I want a 1 for free.
[05:37:11] 2-2.
[05:37:14] But you shot me.
[05:37:19] Oh, I'm against the odds here.
[05:37:23] Shoot yourself, man.
[05:37:24] Go ahead.
[05:37:25] Fuck you.
[05:37:26] Ooh.
[05:37:27] now if memory serves correctly it's another blank yeah I have memory just
[05:37:41] whatever
[05:37:44] what is that a total what yeah I double-phoned I do remember the bullshit
[05:37:51] I knew it was blank to burn blank blank back to back okay this is a big thing to
[05:37:55] Okay, hold on I think I can go from infinite round here to one. I smoke up
[05:38:03] To one I checked
[05:38:10] Okay, I use your shit
[05:38:17] Oh my god, I skip your turn I
[05:38:21] I saw it off.
[05:38:26] Okay, minus two.
[05:38:33] Alright Felix, 50-50.
[05:38:38] It rebacked anyway, right?
[05:38:43] Fuck it.
[05:38:45] Stop!
[05:38:46] Oh
[05:38:50] Okay, they were back anyway, so whatever
[05:38:54] Wait it doesn't I think I need to oh
[05:39:01] Beer can't check that shot
[05:39:05] Even though it's live get new items
[05:39:11] Okay
[05:39:16] Wait, why do you get to go?
[05:39:23] What?
[05:39:24] Um...
[05:39:25] What?
[05:39:26] Well, I would like to check the shots.
[05:39:30] Why the fuck do you get to go?
[05:39:34] Did I misunderstand how that works?
[05:39:36] I ejected the round and it didn't count as a shot.
[05:39:39] Hold on, I already swapped it just for aura.
[05:39:41] Just for aura.
[05:39:42] Are you fucking kidding me?
[05:39:44] This is for Ora.
[05:39:45] Are you fucking trolling?
[05:39:48] I'm drilling again.
[05:39:50] Take the knife.
[05:39:51] Cut the gun.
[05:39:52] Oh, fuck you.
[05:39:53] I'm on HP, man!
[05:39:54] Skip your turn again!
[05:39:59] I hope you fucked this up somehow.
[05:40:01] And then fucking bust it down.
[05:40:04] Bang!
[05:40:07] Dude, you know that's bull.
[05:40:08] That's crazy.
[05:40:09] Yeah, yo.
[05:40:10] I mean, I don't know why
[05:40:12] The round doesn't count as a turn. I think when the gun rewracks it goes next turn anyway. I think I didn't know that I didn't know that
[05:40:19] I mean now we know
[05:40:22] It's all the models is all the models
[05:40:31] And you get to go first by the way so far so good now I don't think so
[05:40:42] Oh, I get to know where we take that.
[05:40:47] That's interesting, so I think on paper I win it.
[05:40:55] On paper I win it.
[05:40:57] Let's get my turn.
[05:40:59] Cool, whatever.
[05:41:02] Well, I was thinking.
[05:41:18] What?
[05:41:24] I should have done that.
[05:41:25] Why didn't you, why did you pull as it?
[05:41:27] There we go.
[05:41:28] 2-1 should have-
[05:41:39] Good RNG, we take that.
[05:41:40] I mean, dude, these- these squinted turkey, they're getting it crazy.
[05:41:49] Whoa!
[05:41:53] Alright, 2-1.
[05:41:55] So if he shines, it's 1-1.
[05:41:58] Check that
[05:42:09] Okay
[05:42:17] And that blast me and then we get a re-rack but minus 2 HP this is fine ouchy, okay
[05:42:28] Oh, I don't like this at all that I I I might yeah
[05:42:35] To-to to-to, okay
[05:42:41] That's just game
[05:42:49] To-to
[05:42:51] Okay. Now what though? On paper I win by one if I play right. Wait, now you know the
[05:43:09] gun. Three one which means two one. Two one. Two one. You might have info about the next one as well though.
[05:43:29] Okay. Alright. Alright, you're up.
[05:43:38] Two-one. One-one.
[05:43:46] You're gonna eject it? Okay. There goes the live round.
[05:43:49] I didn't know I was gonna get out of the pub because of the phone, right?
[05:43:54] I didn't know because of the phone, yes.
[05:43:59] I can have these all by lunch now.
[05:44:04] I think I'm gonna just lose here.
[05:44:09] I think what else am I gonna do?
[05:44:14] Ooh, alright.
[05:44:16] What do you even have?
[05:44:23] One, two.
[05:44:59] I think it is I'm pretty sure if you eject around a shoot oh what was a live
[05:45:08] round like crazy what the fuck in the tournament my brain is right wait wait
[05:45:14] hold on what hmm well that's game back under oh it's game yes it's game
[05:45:24] I have lost every single 5050. We're talking about like eight in a row.
[05:45:34] I mean, listen, you can be mad, but you lost. It is what it is. Everyone saw it. It's live.
[05:45:40] I haven't won a single 50. I will not waste singular time. Zero out of eight.
[05:45:45] Maybe because you're just wrong. You know, your odds are incorrect.
[05:45:48] I love you dude you fucking comboed me full to zero double knife insane strat
[05:45:54] And I also lost around because I miss I misunderstood a thing of magic
[05:45:58] You also misunderstood it because you didn't correct me with the beer can swap
[05:46:04] So though huh in a row I did it lost coin flip coin flip then the one out of four one out of three coin flip coin flip
[05:46:11] I mean bro. That's like one out of like fucking 300. I mean, that's that's crazy
[05:46:14] I mean listen man right now the score is what nine to six I think well that I mean
[05:46:19] that it does like a luck based game I mean that's like mega luck based one
[05:46:23] bro okay all right let's go ahead and spin this wheel again it landed on for
[05:46:28] honor oh yeah I do you want to do it or not I mean it's time to win 20 gigs a
[05:46:33] little bit different now all right let's get me come on let the league ooh loop and
[05:46:40] ball. Okay. I know what that is. But it's an extremely simple game by LUP. I'll type
[05:46:46] it in. I played it like twice.
[05:46:51] It's a lupin ball. Okay. And what is that? Yeah, it's actually a dog shit game. It's
[05:47:01] great. Basically, you shoot a ball and it bounces around. And if the other person's
[05:47:04] ball hits you, you die. All right. So you just kite and try to not get hit
[05:47:07] by balls. I do not have eight hours in this game. I left it open. There's no fucking way.
[05:47:17] I mean, no, no. I, I, I, I hate about how we're like that. This should be, this should
[05:47:22] be avoided. I mean, I was just playing fucking coin flip simulator. That's tight. It's
[05:47:32] It's shite. It's shite. It's shite. It's shite.
[05:47:36] Now, not only did I lose this 50-50, you also won yours.
[05:47:39] Now, do the math on that, though.
[05:47:41] Where you're worth millions. Where you're in the hundreds of thousands.
[05:47:46] What are you saying? I'm opening the game.
[05:47:51] It's actually in the millions.
[05:47:53] What are we talking about? You're opening the game? You got it?
[05:47:56] No, I'm gonna game you up. What are you even doing in this game?
[05:47:59] Create a lobby. Only with one of those in your friends list, okay?
[05:48:01] I invite you so all you do
[05:48:05] I'm playing on controller you just run around you collect three little blue balls when you have three
[05:48:10] It's essentially full mana. You can launch a projectile that will bounce around the map
[05:48:15] So the goal is to just run around collect blue balls shoot ball. Okay, that's it. Well, I can't I can't
[05:48:22] do
[05:48:25] I'm not looking for a mouse cuz
[05:48:27] uh
[05:48:31] It's it's fine controller i'll play keyboard mouse to you am i in your game or no or not i think i'm i'm i'm i see i see
[05:48:37] I do not see you hold on create a lobby only visible to your friends list
[05:48:42] invite friends
[05:48:44] invited you
[05:48:47] Pointless i'm a juice the pigs away pigs away pointless pigs away
[05:48:53] There we go
[05:48:54] All right. How do I just start the game now? We gotta wait 40 seconds.
[05:48:59] Really? Can you ready up? Is that a thing? I can't.
[05:49:04] All right, we got a 30 second countdown. I don't know how to start this.
[05:49:07] Jesus, that's a nice little admission. Yeah, listen. We legit might be the only two people
[05:49:14] who have bought this game. Um, you feel balls? How does it work though? Like, um, okay. It's
[05:49:22] It's a small map, it's top down.
[05:49:25] You're gonna see little blue balls.
[05:49:27] When you get three of them, you'll see your resource
[05:49:30] hit space bar, and you can charge up a projectile.
[05:49:34] And the goal is to not get hit
[05:49:36] by the other person's projectiles.
[05:49:38] That is the whole game.
[05:49:39] There's no powers, this is all cosmetic.
[05:49:41] The dev is clearly a furry.
[05:49:43] Not even me, man.
[05:49:44] I'm peeking back there, you can do anything.
[05:49:46] Arrow keys.
[05:49:47] Oh
[05:49:50] This like one it doesn't matter. It's all cosmetic wait. I
[05:49:57] Don't even know what these math and hit random. I don't know
[05:50:01] Okay
[05:50:03] No fair house
[05:50:05] So well shoot. Yeah, I won't do anything. I won't do anything. Let's just wait for a second
[05:50:11] See the blue balls. I go you collect those. No. Oh
[05:50:14] I have to play with arrow keys. Oh God
[05:50:17] and then spacebar
[05:50:25] your own balls can't hurt you but you get hit one time by the...
[05:50:29] holy shit, the fuck
[05:50:36] What oh, I
[05:50:50] Okay, if you're getting out control I was on keyboard to it's awful. It's it's the second
[05:50:55] Apparently you can shield pressing control. It's red chat, but you can oh
[05:51:06] I'm bad. God damn it I'm fucking up. Are you in control? No man, I'm in control, keep
[05:51:19] my mouse. I don't like to keep it on. I don't like to keep it on. It doesn't even close.
[05:51:23] It doesn't even close. Wait what you're not doing? It should've been so fucking slow.
[05:51:29] I'm just bad, I'm just bad. Fine. I just didn't expect that bounce. Oh I should've
[05:51:35] Oh, I should have just sent it straight at you.
[05:51:41] What the fucker?
[05:52:02] Ooh, that was close.
[05:52:03] Yeah, it was.
[05:52:05] Wait what?
[05:52:16] Huh?
[05:52:17] Oh my god.
[05:52:18] Is there anything I didn't see?
[05:52:20] Yeah, it was bad.
[05:52:21] Well, I did not see it.
[05:52:22] Mr. Cow, I am now 47 months of an official case.
[05:52:24] Whole wind mechanics, okay?
[05:52:25] is bad well I did I see it mr. cow I am now 47 months of an official whole wind
[05:52:33] mechanics okay
[05:52:36] am I now in the jungle toe can I get a welcome to the jungle please mr. cow
[05:52:41] Excuse me.
[05:52:43] He's getting kinda crowded.
[05:52:52] Wait, I can't...
[05:52:55] Orb blocker. The fuck?
[05:52:58] Okay, okay, okay.
[05:53:00] Control and warp there. Why not?
[05:53:02] I don't know.
[05:53:04] I don't know. I haven't even tried to use it yet.
[05:53:07] I
[05:53:17] News to me game changer
[05:53:23] Oh fucking ice
[05:53:37] Hold on now. This is gonna be... this is gonna crush a little bit. No? This is a good game. I enjoy it.
[05:53:44] This is a fun little one-to-one shenanigans, yo.
[05:53:47] Blasting? Oh, we're water mapping now.
[05:53:49] Give me this ball, motherfucker.
[05:53:51] Oh, I've got one back. Let's go, man.
[05:53:54] Elumbus core. Elumbus core.
[05:53:56] Glow. Glow.
[05:53:58] Teleport.
[05:53:59] Glow. Fuck you, Chats.
[05:54:01] Nice space, it's a space!
[05:54:16] It's getting crowded.
[05:54:22] Getting real crowded out here.
[05:54:27] oh fuck oh well thank god I tossed so hard I tossed so fucking hard I mean the
[05:54:44] balls are great in a great act I mean a bro it's a great fucking map I'm
[05:54:49] hitting random my hand actually hurts playing me show my keyboard I know it's
[05:54:55] That's miserable.
[05:54:56] Contrary, I'd be so much better.
[05:54:58] Yay, yay, I'm hoping she can suck it to me one more time and...
[05:55:14] Oh, this ice pad is crazy.
[05:55:22] Oh, dude, just saved me by grabbing that.
[05:55:24] saying actually yes you actually just saved my life I'm bad both at no god damn
[05:55:29] it I walked into that
[05:55:35] the dodging way another fucking great map man
[05:55:41] Oh fuck god damn it!
[05:55:47] Alright, alright, let's come down the wire.
[05:55:50] Ow, man, no way I throw this leaf.
[05:56:02] Not the ice mapping.
[05:56:03] You get the double instantly?
[05:56:04] That's crazy.
[05:56:05] Oof!
[05:56:06] How many of them join us oh my almost like you you were going for it smart
[05:56:15] Oh, okay great loved after me
[05:56:17] 17 months
[05:56:22] Oh my god I'm out here playing with fire
[05:56:27] XQCM
[05:56:30] Why does it gotta be a fucking ice map?
[05:56:36] What does that do?
[05:56:48] I'm gonna blast it to the face! To the fucking dome!
[05:56:52] All right, that's got it, that's got it, that's got it, that's got it, that's got it, oh boy, that's got it.
[05:56:57] Woo! Another win for me! Block it in!
[05:57:01] All right. All right.
[05:57:03] I'll default. Okay, spinning it again.
[05:57:07] Um, no.
[05:57:11] Oh, we already got Lupin, but why is there Lupin in here twice, the fuck?
[05:57:14] Yeah, I think I saw some cheating, okay?
[05:57:19] Okay, hit that again.
[05:57:21] Come on, leave the league, baby. Oh no
[05:57:26] Tricky towers nice I
[05:57:33] Forgot with these control like that game has some controls. I forgot
[05:57:37] I'm not a whole item or you like I completely forgot this fucking game
[05:57:43] There's like powers are bound to like J and K I think I have no idea
[05:57:48] I think I'm so bad at this game.
[05:57:51] Worst game, man.
[05:57:52] You can host it.
[05:57:55] Okay, normal, normal, random, and we play Super Cup.
[05:58:09] That's not a three or just one and done.
[05:58:11] No, no, no, no, it's a deal one because the Super Cup is a cup.
[05:58:13] It's a whole ass cup.
[05:58:14] Okay, so we're doing best to one a cup.
[05:58:16] Got it.
[05:58:17] All right, pull up.
[05:58:26] How do I join your game?
[05:58:27] Well, I invite you straight up to the invite.
[05:58:31] I don't see invites from you, man.
[05:58:33] I swear I don't.
[05:58:34] Really?
[05:58:35] I mean, I've been right-clicking, hitting join game this whole time.
[05:58:40] Um, you can probably just join up on me, no?
[05:58:51] Maybe you can invite me? Super Cup? Just do a Super Cup.
[05:58:58] Okay, uh, play with friends.
[05:59:00] So what I do is I open Steam Chat then. That's what I do.
[05:59:03] And you can still be invited to take in.
[05:59:07] Like blah blah blah blah blah.
[05:59:09] Blah. Oh, that's the way first 18 normal
[05:59:14] Yeah, random. Yes, yeah, because we're getting a bunch of random normal supercup. Yeah
[05:59:20] Good. Okay. I invited you
[05:59:22] I
[05:59:35] Am in there. Oh
[05:59:38] I got something. I don't remember the bindings. I'm just hitting space bar. Let's just go. It's it's really fucking binding
[05:59:44] I forgot what it was either. Are you on keyboard a mouse? Yeah 31 months. Okay, Sam
[05:59:49] Belka it's like a I think you have to ready up K fucking I
[05:59:55] For that what it's I think it's J and K or maybe K and L
[05:59:58] It's something over there on the right side of the keyboard. How do I rotate things?
[06:00:01] And what are we even trying to do here? You built this again
[06:00:07] Okay, wait was that I'm on the right. Oh geez
[06:00:14] Well, that's got that that's game for me
[06:00:19] What are you fucking trolling me I I miss like that I actually miss like that
[06:00:32] to lose XQC L. This is the one map but what you cannot have said that I have it. I have
[06:00:41] a twist itself on it.
[06:00:44] I
[06:00:50] Did that you do I hit J. I hit K. I'm just hitting buttons what what the fuck just happened
[06:00:59] Yeah.
[06:01:04] What?
[06:01:05] Addos.
[06:01:08] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is just three points.
[06:01:11] So, how does it work with the Addoms then?
[06:01:14] Like, like, J is left.
[06:01:16] I thought I was left-sided.
[06:01:18] So, I saw the game, I went straight down there.
[06:01:21] So, I had this map, you cannot have a curved peak on the first huge scan.
[06:01:29] I did I still know what's going on in this game
[06:01:35] Style goes
[06:01:39] That's that's awful as well. What I think that's good to do
[06:01:55] I think hey
[06:01:59] I think that was a fucking table that was a good idea
[06:02:09] Is that weird in here it does not
[06:02:17] My toss a little bit
[06:02:23] Oh man, I'm hitting J. I don't know J does
[06:02:29] I grieve I grieve I grieve so hard. It's crazy how far I grieve
[06:02:36] Wait, what the fuck am I doing?
[06:02:47] Shit, I just lost a ton of pieces. What does that mean?
[06:02:50] All right, there's not any of this game on his race. So it doesn't matter. Oh
[06:02:54] Oh, so I don't lose points by losing pieces?
[06:02:58] No, it's the first on the top where they say it was a stable thing.
[06:03:01] I'm so bad at this game.
[06:03:04] Well, what the fuck did I just do?
[06:03:13] I don't think this is good.
[06:03:23] I lose all my pieces here.
[06:03:31] WHAT?!
[06:03:32] Oh, good.
[06:03:33] Excellent.
[06:03:34] Oh, no.
[06:03:35] I'm bad, too.
[06:03:36] Fuck.
[06:03:37] I mean, that's just true, to be honest.
[06:03:42] I don't know how to do this.
[06:03:46] Oh no, I'm about to lose everything.
[06:03:53] I think that's good.
[06:03:55] It's not good, it's all gone. It's all gone. It's all leaving.
[06:03:58] It's all gone.
[06:04:04] How do I do this?
[06:04:06] BANG!
[06:04:08] Alright, I'm so bad at this game.
[06:04:11] This image for the uh, I mean, I don't know how I how did I say simple way to talk about what I don't see on crazy
[06:04:20] I want a little time up. Oh
[06:04:23] I see okay, and the puzzle. Oh, I fucking love puzzle. Well, the she can do in this is insane
[06:04:28] What do you do here? You just put as many as you can
[06:04:36] Okay as many as I can
[06:04:38] yes if anybody if anything falls it's it that's the other okay
[06:04:54] under the lamp this isn't feeling very good oh no
[06:05:08] Oh thank god.
[06:05:13] Wait, I trolled so hard.
[06:05:19] Oh, I have powers.
[06:05:23] Yeah, me too.
[06:05:32] I think I have powers.
[06:05:35] Wait, how long is that?
[06:05:39] Wait, we're trying to build fast?
[06:05:44] So you just win? Is it whoever has most pieces? Yeah. I
[06:05:50] Had no I didn't fuck. That's
[06:05:55] I'm going to be right. I mean oh
[06:06:02] Okay
[06:06:04] Like I didn't know what was going on. Yeah, like it's good. I think with the grass you can really go crazy with it
[06:06:10] Yeah, I didn't I forgot their power. I'm so bad at this game
[06:06:18] This is basically again, so no life is just a race of the top
[06:06:23] Okay, it's racing. Yeah
[06:06:25] I don't like that I mean is that it I said that about it
[06:06:50] wait what was that did you have it with that I don't get it I have no idea what I just
[06:06:54] I'm just hitting buttons cuz I don't know what's going on oh, it's slippery I
[06:07:10] Hate this piece. I'm just looking at a drop on the ground
[06:07:18] Yeah, I'm starting to understand that vine bullshit wait, I'm fucking cooking over here
[06:07:24] Um...
[06:07:27] The fuck is that balloon bullshit? Are you kidding me?
[06:07:35] I... might've trolled.
[06:07:43] Oh god.
[06:07:49] I mean, I'm cooking, hold on.
[06:07:54] If this falls, I lose everything.
[06:08:11] I grieved.
[06:08:12] I lost shit.
[06:08:13] Please, don't do that.
[06:08:16] I
[06:08:18] Please don't do that
[06:08:22] Don't panic I'm panicking panicking. It's all right over here. Yeah, I pretty much just lose here
[06:08:26] I lost I lost everything to oh god. Oh god. How do I get that off? What the fuck?
[06:08:31] Why oh my family was that was unsat down this way?
[06:08:35] Well, I love it even more. So I mean, yeah, you wouldn't prefer even much fuck this
[06:08:41] How do I break this piece of shit man? I
[06:08:43] I had a person that's that
[06:08:48] What you just do me who's that? Oh, I mean I give you a big piece because I mean you deserve it
[06:08:53] Okay, all right, we love that I fucked up
[06:09:05] Victory why suck it I don't care how it happens
[06:09:08] All right, that's a big problem with the game server.
[06:09:15] It's a puzzle, man.
[06:09:17] Oh my god.
[06:09:18] Fuck this.
[06:09:19] This is too nice.
[06:09:20] One off plus grace period equals one life lost.
[06:09:25] Okay.
[06:09:26] Oh, off dog.
[06:09:28] Off.
[06:09:29] I love you.
[06:09:30] Off.
[06:09:31] Cheese Louise.
[06:09:32] I think I'm at a pondercoaster.
[06:09:56] Oh wait I need to hit buttons.
[06:09:59] I absolutely undercut 32 months of sex cubes now also what about
[06:10:17] Wait what?
[06:10:25] Now watch this I fucked up I fucked up I lost life
[06:10:29] I lost a life. Oh, I lost another life. I got doubled. I have an island over here, I didn't even realize.
[06:10:48] No!
[06:10:53] Dude, you lucky bastard! I see that over there.
[06:10:58] Wait
[06:11:03] What I had a free rented I just tossed it the nose in it I had a free life
[06:11:05] I never just had but then it went with the whatever I was just I mean you're getting no new tricky towers
[06:11:10] What's going on here? I mean, well, I think that was just a pure toss. No give us puzzle, bitch
[06:11:20] Okay now watch me fucking a hard pocus
[06:11:22] This is good, this is good, it's really good. Wait, wait.
[06:11:28] Jesse's letting me know to go easy on you because he still wants you to play games with
[06:11:32] him later.
[06:11:33] Um, well, I mean, he was my first victim. I mean, he lost, I mean, he lost to me, so
[06:11:42] I mean.
[06:11:43] I see.
[06:11:44] I hit a button on all of those. Ooh, it's stone. Okay.
[06:11:48] Interesting.
[06:11:49] interesting
[06:11:54] My foundation is as solid as Rome
[06:12:04] Wait, hold on
[06:12:12] Um, that's bad bad bad
[06:12:19] Oh no, not his blocker.
[06:12:28] Oh, okay, well.
[06:12:31] I'm gonna throw up the commit.
[06:12:37] I'm owning right now, by the way.
[06:12:39] I grieved, I grieved, I grieved, I grieved.
[06:12:41] I grieved so hard, it's crazy.
[06:12:43] Oh, I grieved so hard.
[06:12:44] It's over.
[06:12:45] What's this game mode again?
[06:12:47] Is this lives?
[06:12:48] Well, it's race. I mean, this is already fast.
[06:12:51] I forgot a gem-
[06:12:51] Oh, wait, saved!
[06:12:53] How did you get a piece in?
[06:13:04] Wait, that's gonna fall, no?
[06:13:09] Yikes.
[06:13:12] Is it Jake?
[06:13:15] Oh, I'm coached.
[06:13:18] Okay
[06:13:30] Fuck
[06:13:42] What
[06:13:48] fuck nooooo I lost it all
[06:13:57] got it, got it, got it, got it, got it
[06:14:11] Why is that L standing so so so like it like why is it so good dude?
[06:14:21] What is this you island you're you're actually so dependent on the idea that you're right. I mean that I need that
[06:14:28] Give us puzzle have that shit
[06:14:30] I
[06:14:39] Mean anything anything
[06:14:46] Fuck I grieved my slight
[06:14:49] This is our lives
[06:14:51] Bad.
[06:15:00] Fuck, this is awkward, this is so awkward.
[06:15:15] So when do I get powers exactly?
[06:15:42] I don't think you do that anymore, do you?
[06:15:45] Oh.
[06:15:52] This actually might fall.
[06:16:00] Yikes.
[06:16:01] Oh!
[06:16:08] Yeah, no, my shit was slant. I fucked up from the get-go.
[06:16:11] I
[06:16:14] You won the whole thing. I said god fucking damn it
[06:16:22] You fucking suck ass at the game the fact that I almost beat you is baffling embarrassing really chop wait
[06:16:30] You have three people three hours after play it
[06:16:33] Three my mother fucker dude. Have you not seen me play this game?
[06:16:36] I even said before we started Triggy Towers is my worst fucking game
[06:16:39] But you're just not creative this game takes great. It's why you don't play my breath. Oh shit wrong
[06:16:44] No, if they know you
[06:16:48] You you can't come in and talk about the game being skilled when your crutch is depending on island and puzzle without explaining me the mechanics
[06:16:56] whatsoever oh
[06:16:58] So so three hours
[06:17:00] It's not enough to know the but we're going to a math the game. You're the mess. We're all the fucking spinner
[06:17:05] No, I barely played it. I'm spinning it. There's so many games in here. Did you get fucked on the break?
[06:17:11] Lethal League, you're dead. You're dead on my screen. Good luck
[06:17:14] Lethal League won. You need your controller for this. No, why why?
[06:17:19] I was gonna say one. No
[06:17:21] No, the second dude the second one is trash. It's just worse in every way. Oh my fucking god. The second one agrees.
[06:17:29] I made a wrong but okay. I mean okay, buddy. I mean okay. No, no, it's actually right. It's the truth
[06:17:33] who's horrible same with nidhog to everyone's a nidhog one main like these
[06:17:38] even speed runners stick with the first election the new speeders are we good it's
[06:17:43] it's like whatever the music and lethal league one is so much better 93 MB
[06:17:49] anything fitting those of the 90 in it and be
[06:17:56] control control BS5 and get it back to us live or it doesn't matter it
[06:18:02] It doesn't matter, sure.
[06:18:05] I guess I'll boot it up.
[06:18:07] X, Q, C, L.
[06:18:08] Boot it.
[06:18:10] So you remember the controls in this game,
[06:18:11] bunt and all that, Jez?
[06:18:13] No.
[06:18:15] OK.
[06:18:16] So if you're on an Xbox controller,
[06:18:18] you can bunt balls by pressing B.
[06:18:22] And then you can hit the ball by pressing X.
[06:18:24] Of course, jump with A. To use your ultimate or use
[06:18:29] pot bar you have to double tap x okay that's it a x and b only buttons in the
[06:18:35] game
[06:18:44] okay I mean I don't know how that works we don't practice match
[06:18:49] please get a feel for it start games I invited you wait wait no no wrong the
[06:18:54] It is oh no no I need to stand put right go down
[06:19:00] Steam input bro what?
[06:19:10] What happened to my go to seven to ten
[06:19:17] Okay
[06:19:24] Okay, so you just hit the ball that's it
[06:19:28] Yeah, you just hit the ball and when the like the last person who hit the ball is immune to getting hurt
[06:19:35] So you want to be the last one to hit it?
[06:19:42] I want
[06:19:49] Alligators power is being able to eat the ball and then shoot it out whenever you want
[06:19:54] Oh wait guys it looks fucking hard.
[06:19:58] I'm gonna go.
[06:20:00] Okay.
[06:20:01] How do you start?
[06:20:04] What the fuck is?
[06:20:05] Hit ready.
[06:20:06] Ready.
[06:20:07] Alright here we go.
[06:20:08] Do you want it?
[06:20:09] Does this count or a practice?
[06:20:10] Alright small practice because I don't know the buttons.
[06:20:12] Okay this doesn't count then.
[06:20:16] I will do my utmost though so you get a good idea of the game.
[06:20:20] Get ready!
[06:20:25] Play ball!
[06:20:28] Okay, this ball's neutral right now.
[06:20:31] So my pan- that's my power, can't even.
[06:20:41] Every time you hit the ball, you gain mana basically.
[06:20:43] Okay, I'm okay gamer, okay, I see why I gotta move my can one sec
[06:20:58] I
[06:21:02] Good enough
[06:21:11] Wait what
[06:21:13] Oh
[06:21:19] Is there any buttons that I don't like?
[06:21:21] Time to swipe.
[06:21:24] Wait, can I not hit them all up when I'm standing here?
[06:21:27] You can hit it. Yeah, whatever.
[06:21:28] Hi, am I bugged?
[06:21:45] So if you hit the ball at the same time as me when it's like, then you can lose or some
[06:21:50] shit.
[06:21:51] Wait!
[06:21:55] That's just not right.
[06:22:03] Gamer man.
[06:22:05] You can't just spam X.
[06:22:07] Here we go.
[06:22:13] Oof.
[06:22:16] Alright, I really gotta...
[06:22:18] You ready?
[06:22:20] Alright best of five
[06:22:27] Yeah, hold on
[06:22:37] I don't think I like my character okay, I go yeah, I personally don't like him the character I would use
[06:22:43] Canyman is pretty fun. He's basic and simple Raptor is also good, too
[06:22:47] after I think it's like meta he's like the sweats to use but I could be wrong
[06:22:54] that I think this guy too is also insane oh you're not even in the game oh
[06:23:00] Oh, whoops, invited you.
[06:23:02] Ah.
[06:23:05] All right.
[06:23:07] Go.
[06:23:11] Lush.
[06:23:14] I feel free.
[06:23:16] Roppelgator.
[06:23:21] All right, here we go.
[06:23:21] Best out of five, you said, or three?
[06:23:24] Three.
[06:23:25] Okay, best out of three, got it.
[06:23:26] Lock it in.
[06:23:30] How do I add the ball?
[06:23:35] By hitting X twice, so when you make contact with the ball with X, you hit it again while
[06:23:40] you have enough power to do it, and you'll eat it, and then you hit X again, you shoot
[06:23:43] it.
[06:23:44] See you just, that was it.
[06:23:55] Wait, I literally hit it!
[06:24:04] That was my candyman power.
[06:24:05] You can hit that?
[06:24:10] So, I can't hit it?
[06:24:16] No, you can hit that, but this understanding is going to go through the wall and come out
[06:24:21] the other side when I candy man it
[06:24:32] oh fuck you baited now okay
[06:24:43] oh
[06:24:51] I have no idea why I did that.
[06:24:58] How do you do that?
[06:25:04] You're hitting too early.
[06:25:05] You don't want to be in melee to the ball when I'm hitting it.
[06:25:07] You really don't.
[06:25:08] You're going to lose that most of the time.
[06:25:13] What?
[06:25:15] What?
[06:25:28] I don't think I'll get it.
[06:25:30] You're struggling out here.
[06:25:32] Yeah, I'm probably slow, okay?
[06:25:35] You're gonna stick.
[06:25:41] I mean, it was just a nice ring. Yeah, yeah, I'll stick.
[06:25:44] Okay
[06:25:47] Go ahead and invite me
[06:25:55] I know about you
[06:25:58] I got it
[06:26:00] I know
[06:26:03] I don't think I like this guy, you know I actually like this guy
[06:26:07] Alligator 6 he actually fucks me up. You baited me with one of them
[06:26:12] Raptors also cool. He there's like a
[06:26:14] He actually powers the ball up so he delays it, spins his bat, and it goes farther and faster.
[06:26:21] You gotta hit-start game.
[06:26:26] Alright, here we go.
[06:26:30] I don't know what she does.
[06:26:31] I actually don't know.
[06:26:34] Get ready!
[06:26:35] Money, money.
[06:26:36] Play ball!
[06:26:38] I just got a fucking hammer.
[06:26:44] Oh, don't fall for it.
[06:26:49] I did.
[06:26:54] What?
[06:26:55] Oh, I gotta hit that.
[06:27:00] What?
[06:27:01] I got that.
[06:27:06] Hello?
[06:27:10] I
[06:27:14] Little bunting there. Oh struggle in here
[06:27:24] Oh, I killed you I ain't see it. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck
[06:27:36] Oh bad, I'm throwing
[06:27:40] wait when it's my ball and you swing for it at the same time as me you will
[06:27:48] get bunted and stunned like that
[06:27:56] here we go I mean
[06:28:01] Oh
[06:28:09] My god, what is her power it went straight at me
[06:28:25] What
[06:28:27] Swung a little early. No, no, you got no way. Come on, bro
[06:28:31] Not stupid.
[06:28:39] What?!
[06:28:39] Ooh, aim that shit right at you.
[06:28:41] No, I'm not sure.
[06:28:42] That's got us, that's got us.
[06:28:47] Ooh, one life left.
[06:28:53] Okay, all right, one, one, one, one, this is it.
[06:28:55] He takes around I actually like her I
[06:29:07] Still don't even know what she does be honest
[06:29:16] I'm ready
[06:29:25] I mean she's visual. I think maybe she has rain today. Okay final match
[06:29:37] Oh, it's one of the best songs
[06:29:46] You can have it
[06:29:55] What?
[06:29:57] Bang!
[06:30:25] I
[06:30:49] We're not even getting to the fast pitches out here
[06:30:55] Oh
[06:31:01] Okay, I'm old that was the reaction time difference actual age
[06:31:10] Other side
[06:31:25] got it
[06:31:29] the power on the side
[06:31:33] I even told you
[06:31:37] why does the character do this though
[06:31:41] it's like the dream tower does not need to make ends of the game
[06:31:45] I can't use my ability, the ability I can't use what is that
[06:31:49] then play my character
[06:31:52] And you just don't know what it does. I told you the other characters and what their powers are I'll play someone else
[06:31:58] You want to play came in? I'll play this guy. Wait. No, I'm confused
[06:32:02] What does my kid to do though? I do not know I
[06:32:06] Do not know what your character does and it's been fucking me up man. I don't know I tell you if I did
[06:32:12] Raptor has like you press it's kind of like
[06:32:16] When you hit the ball if you press x while you have power like everyone else
[06:32:19] You'll like spin your bat and you'll amplify the speed and it'll like delay the hit. It completely fakes people out
[06:32:25] I'll play Raptor with you play the same fucking character
[06:32:31] I don't even know if the skateboard guy does all I know is alligator can I don't I know everyone except for
[06:32:37] robot and girl
[06:32:40] You can control what your house?
[06:32:43] That's it. I can't
[06:32:45] That skateboard apparently can like ride on the roof that's that's useless anyway yeah
[06:32:53] that's how I feel so I'm gonna use it
[06:32:56] here we go
[06:33:16] damn it damn it damn it
[06:33:31] Fuck I had it
[06:33:33] So, so what is the skill, like what is the button?
[06:33:49] You double tap X.
[06:33:50] So when you hit the ball, hit X again, when you have enough power for it.
[06:33:56] Here we go, we're getting fast now, ooh.
[06:34:03] So here, keep farming, keep farming, see you're at 2, now you're at 3.
[06:34:11] Oh crap, I gotta hit it.
[06:34:13] Hit it, now see, power.
[06:34:17] Oh shit.
[06:34:28] That was my power, I don't think you can be near me when I power up like that.
[06:34:33] I
[06:34:35] Good luck.
[06:34:42] I know.
[06:34:45] I know.
[06:34:49] I know.
[06:34:54] I know.
[06:34:59] I don't find all the stuff and maybe it's all
[06:35:06] okay I don't say
[06:35:08] damn it damn it damn it
[06:35:14] hahahaha
[06:35:16] good psyche from a mile away
[06:35:18] Steve
[06:35:20] I'm as bad as that
[06:35:22] the game is just bad
[06:35:24] I don't give a fuck what I'm saying
[06:35:26] I literally don't care
[06:35:28] 11 the game is genuinely just bad. I mean that that that englobes it. It's a bad
[06:35:34] video game. I see. Next game. I mean it's one of the best games. It's a bad game. Look at the reviews on Steam.
[06:35:39] People love it. Look at the reviews on Steam. Everyone disagrees with you.
[06:35:43] Um, yeah. No, I'm good on that. No, we all good on that. Liars Bar. It's a it's a it's a it's a game
[06:35:54] of spam where you pretend like you're gonna the game or you're just spamming
[06:35:58] like let's be honest we have to let each other you pretend like you know what
[06:36:04] you're doing but you're just spending like you're just spamming the ball like
[06:36:07] well I mean but why did I win by so many points in that case I don't know
[06:36:12] they don't even know what they do but you know all the couple you know I told
[06:36:15] you I explained exactly what is listen I gotta go man it's a six hour mark I
[06:36:18] I got a clock out that's it so 11 to 7 are you that's your you got put in the dirt you got laid the fuck out
[06:36:27] Okay, it's fine act like I said I would okay
[06:36:31] You can be humbled and go back. Well, just let me know what I don't know
[06:36:35] But I gotta go I gotta go six hours buddy buddy. I got real life
[06:36:40] Okay, but we're gonna be done though. Hello guys three. I mean we are done. It's a little it's oh, no
[06:36:46] All right, well, I don't yield that
[06:36:49] You can have your your your your fake win
[06:36:54] Those game, okay, no games are good. Let's be honest
[06:36:58] They're all incredible actually we made the list together
[06:37:02] Well, you had you like 10
[06:37:12] 11 11 to 7 or 6. What was it 11 to 7?
[06:37:15] 11-7 it sounds kind of good you know 7-11 but a little backwards well so gg's man
[06:37:20] I'm gonna go I have a good time. I can be finished we can figure it man
[06:37:26] Yeah, um that's not that's not the end is it? Yeah, he's not he's not just gonna
[06:37:36] I mean I mean
[06:37:37] Why does he have to decide when it's over them?
[06:37:40] Well, I was over because I can't so that was over went out when I was on top
[06:37:44] I mean I
[06:37:46] Mean you could pretend but that's I get it simple
[06:37:53] Dagom is garbage 7 to 11 by an old
[06:38:00] Real games are hyper jam and all that and I will know so
[06:38:07] All right
[06:38:09] Um...
[06:38:13] Let me watch for a little bit.
[06:38:22] Jack, we should have agreed upon an actual number of games and just played it out, yes.
[06:38:27] It was going to be one, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. WN for being plus four on the counter.
[06:38:33] But, I mean, we're only room now.
[06:38:39] your buddy buddy buddy you're bad all the all the bad all the games shut up
[06:38:43] uh what about those things I was saying I forgot yeah we should watch a little
[06:38:51] video just just like eat some food and so you go next
[06:38:55] uh this is
[06:39:02] uh is one of the good or not is it interesting at all
[06:39:08] I'll move the other guy as well.
[06:39:15] Um...
[06:39:20] Alright.
[06:39:21] Is there any game?
[06:39:25] What about this?
[06:39:29] Oh wait, what about this one?
[06:39:31] What about this one?
[06:39:35] Hey everyone, we are here at the Monaco Brewing Company parking lot. Everybody say hi.
[06:39:40] Hello. Hello.
[06:39:41] And there is a police force around our place right now. Let's take a look at this gentleman over here.
[06:39:48] This is Kirk, a man known throughout Monaco for all the wrong reasons.
[06:39:53] And today is yet another day that he locks horns with his longtime enemy, Greg.
[06:39:57] But unlike the other times, today is going to end differently.
[06:40:05] Okay, whatever. Okay. I don't I don't know much about this one. Um, we will just want to do it, right? Yeah finish it
[06:40:14] Okay
[06:40:17] Okay, there's physics stream or
[06:40:23] Yeah, I'll do some other after
[06:40:27] Just in authorities find 8.4 million worth of cocaine hidden in the business that brand under worship intent
[06:40:32] True false?
[06:40:33] I did get a rage-maker one.
[06:40:39] Make money first of all, watch it.
[06:40:50] Alright.
[06:40:51] I'm not going to top, why watch one now.
[06:40:59] I'm trying to have one one little reaction. It's a food. I like I'm generally starving
[06:41:05] Just give me anything. I'll watch I'll watch anything
[06:41:07] Is the friend to go good?
[06:41:12] Looking a weird just format lies in
[06:41:15] This is the story of the infamous zodiac
[06:41:20] A mysterious serial murderer who made himself larger than life
[06:41:27] And was never caught
[06:41:29] David is getting ready to go out with his girlfriend, Betty Lou.
[06:41:33] It's a special occasion.
[06:41:35] The two teenagers met earlier this year.
[06:41:38] Since then, they've seen each other almost every day.
[06:41:41] But tonight is their first real date, and they want to make it special.
[06:41:47] David picks out a light blue shirt, a beige sport coat, and brown corduroy pants.
[06:41:53] He has butterflies in his stomach.
[06:41:56] He pockets some change, a white anchor chiff and a bottle of breath mints, just in case.
[06:42:02] He slips on his rough leather boots, grabs the keys to his mother's rambler station wagon, and is on his way.
[06:42:08] It's only a short drive to Betty Lou's house.
[06:42:11] David pulls up outside and pauses to take a breath.
[06:42:15] Tonight he's supposed to be special.
[06:42:17] A night to remember for the rest of his life.
[06:42:20] And who knows?
[06:42:21] Maybe it'll even be the start of their life together.
[06:42:30] When David sees Betty Lou, the world stops for a moment.
[06:42:34] He even forgets how nervous he is.
[06:42:36] He helps her into the car and the pair drive off.
[06:42:40] Their parents think they're going to a Christmas concert,
[06:42:43] but they're actually headed somewhere else.
[06:42:46] To a quiet turnout just off Lake Herman Road,
[06:42:50] This part is popular with young couples in the leo.
[06:42:52] It's a secluded space to enjoy some quality time away
[06:42:55] from their parents and siblings.
[06:42:56] OK.
[06:42:57] Betty Louins against David.
[06:42:59] You know what, champ?
[06:43:00] I watched a movie.
[06:43:01] I was like, what do you mean by this?
[06:43:03] And they're being really slow about some random detail
[06:43:06] that doesn't really mean anything.
[06:43:07] It's like user storytelling.
[06:43:11] I don't mean to be rude.
[06:43:12] If I'm going to say I'm going to give you some reasoning,
[06:43:14] it's pointless.
[06:43:15] It's pointless storytelling that doesn't add anything
[06:43:17] to the actual video.
[06:43:20] It just doesn't.
[06:43:21] Guess what it is.
[06:43:25] Well, it's just what it is.
[06:43:26] I mean, pointless.
[06:43:31] All right.
[06:43:33] Why do you keep telling me to do this?
[06:43:35] I don't know what this is.
[06:43:37] Director of product at kick.
[06:43:40] I am now the.
[06:43:40] OK, I don't care.
[06:43:42] I don't care.
[06:43:44] Um, we saw this, we saw that, um, all right, chat, if I just watch, um, the one I want
[06:43:57] to watch a minute ago, it was, hold on, Alan.
[06:44:01] Okay, I'll help you.
[06:44:03] You're replacing the...
[06:44:05] Okay, all right.
[06:44:07] Maybe it makes for a little bit of a...
[06:44:09] A family is left devastated when a little girl's horrifying revelation...
[06:44:13] The rest of her great-grandma's
[06:44:16] But what he tells detectives will prove to be worse than anything they imagine
[06:44:20] Alright, this is all crazy
[06:44:23] The following is based
[06:44:25] Chat, lay some, just fuck it
[06:44:28] Well, I mean, what do I watch anything if it's like this?
[06:44:32] Okay, I'll bring a list of chat
[06:44:34] All right
[06:44:37] All right
[06:44:39] To the new ethics concerns over President Trump's payments from government agencies he oversees.
[06:44:46] Sources tell ABC News that he's expected to make a deal that would create a nearly $2 billion
[06:44:51] fund to compensate his allies who say they were victimized by the Biden Justice Department.
[06:44:57] Here's ABC's Chief Justice correspondent, Pierre Thomas.
[06:45:00] Tonight sources tell ABC News President Trump is poised to strike a deal with his own
[06:45:05] government to settle a $10 billion lawsuit he brought against the IRS. And he plans to
[06:45:11] use the money to pay allies who claim they were mistreated by what he called the, quote,
[06:45:16] weaponized Biden Justice Department. A group that could include those who stormed the
[06:45:22] Capitol on January 6th. To file the lawsuit against the IRS in the early days of his
[06:45:28] second term over the leak of some of his tax returns several years before. And he
[06:45:33] He filed for $230 million in claims against the Justice Department for investigating him.
[06:45:39] He acknowledged the unprecedented situation, an American president suing his own administration.
[06:45:45] It's interesting because I'm the one that makes a decision, right?
[06:45:49] And you know, that decision would have to go across my desk.
[06:45:52] And it's awfully strange to make a decision where I'm begging myself.
[06:45:56] Tonight sources telling us that Trump is looking to drop his suit in exchange for
[06:45:59] the creation of a $1.7 billion fund to settle claim from anyone who says they were wrong
[06:46:06] by the Biden DOJ. The fund would be run by a commission whose members Trump could fire
[06:46:11] at any time. It would not be required to disclose how it runs or makes decisions. Today even
[06:46:17] some Republican lawmakers stunned. I don't even know how that's allowable to happen.
[06:46:23] Democrats are calling it a slush fund and grift financed by taxpayer money. I mean
[06:46:28] is setting up a $1.7 billion political slush fund for the Proud Boys and the
[06:46:34] Oath Keepers and his other political lieutenants and hangers on. And with
[06:46:39] tonight the former leader of the Proud Boys is celebrating.
[06:46:42] Rick Aetario, the father of Proud Boys, was involved in January 6th.
[06:46:46] Tonight he's sharing news of the president's proposed fund on social media.
[06:46:51] Pierre Thomas, thank you.
[06:46:53] The father of those guys. I've never heard that before.
[06:46:56] I've heard Korea has won worlds 10 times in 15 seasons this year it was
[06:47:05] What the fuck is that
[06:47:10] No, we see no more. All right, I'm jumping lesson chapter
[06:47:17] Corby much a beloved Korean bar snack made from seawax about 90% of these Corby consumed in Korea a
[06:47:24] caught in the UK before being sent around the world and then eaten by Koreans.
[06:47:28] So today we're going to England's south coast to meet some of the British fishermen catching
[06:47:33] all these whelks and give them their first ever taste of Goryeo-binyu-machi.
[06:47:37] I'm very very impressed. I'll tell you what, fit in a spot like this.
[06:47:40] You look like you're done this now aren't you?
[06:47:41] So these are those are massive, no?
[06:47:43] Do you guys eat a lot of seafood?
[06:47:44] No, not on the slider.
[06:47:46] Just around it all day aren't we?
[06:47:48] Okay, so you're sort of when I escape it.
[06:47:49] When you're...
[06:47:50] Before we try spicy Korean milk, we bought an opima.
[06:47:54] Alex Pretty, when he was shot his hands were on the ground, he did not have a firearm in his hand.
[06:47:58] Border patrol should not have been there. Border patrol should be patrol in the border.
[06:48:02] I feel like our administration wanted this type of escalation.
[06:48:05] I don't think Renee Good deserved to be killed.
[06:48:07] We sometimes feel like they're waiting for one of us to be shot and killed.
[06:48:10] What did you think about the Alex Pretty shooting?
[06:48:12] That one was also particularly traumatic.
[06:48:14] Was Renee Good a criminal?
[06:48:16] No. Was she acting like a bitch? Yeah.
[06:48:18] Yeah.
[06:48:19] How do you feel about the phrase
[06:48:20] Ice?
[06:48:21] I try not to take it personally.
[06:48:23] All your homophobia!
[06:48:24] Got your racism!
[06:48:25] Got your transphobia!
[06:48:27] Got your xenophobia!
[06:48:28] I don't like your f***ing sound!
[06:48:30] Your family, your kids,
[06:48:32] the girls, the shawtyes,
[06:48:33] I can't sleep comfortably because of you!
[06:48:35] I just feel like we've been
[06:48:36] in the pocket of the administration
[06:48:38] kind of doing their bidding
[06:48:39] and wrapping up as many people as possible.
[06:48:41] We've been mislabeled as Nazis,
[06:48:43] homophobes, as racist,
[06:48:45] in law enforcement.
[06:48:46] That's just not true.
[06:48:48] They're doing exactly what the Gestapo did back in the Nazi regime.
[06:48:51] Uh, all right.
[06:48:53] This is Beaverton, Oregon.
[06:48:55] It's within this wooded, comparatively quiet Portland supper
[06:48:58] where Nike's been headquartered since the 70s.
[06:49:01] It's here on this 400-acre campus, replete with a jogging trail,
[06:49:04] a running track, a soccer pitch, a basketball gym, a research lab,
[06:49:08] and countless office buildings where Nike is desperately trying to get their business back on track.
[06:49:13] Peaceful on the outside, Panic is mounted within the company.
[06:49:16] all of the shops.
[06:49:17] Yeah.
[06:49:17] I'm in the athletic shoe market.
[06:49:18] It helped pioneer bungling launches and failing
[06:49:22] to innovate.
[06:49:22] America's largest shoe company is in a funk.
[06:49:26] While 67% of the country's revenue
[06:49:28] comes from shoes nowhere on this campus
[06:49:30] will you actually find a shoe factory nowhere
[06:49:33] in the US or the world.
[06:49:34] In fact, will you find a Nike on shoe factory
[06:49:37] because Nike's not a shoemaker its business is more
[06:49:40] abstract.
[06:49:42] The companies sec filings will tell you
[06:49:44] it's not a shoe company at all, but rather list the Nike and Swoosh design trademarks
[06:49:49] as its most valuable assets.
[06:49:51] To fill night, the company's founder now in his late 80s, Nike's business is inspiring
[06:49:56] and innovating for athletes, while the filings call it a company that provides design, development,
[06:50:00] and worldwide marketing and selling as well as hardware, apparel, equipment, accessories
[06:50:05] and services.
[06:50:06] In other words, Nike's not a shoemaker, but a taste maker.
[06:50:10] taste-making when it comes to shoes is a pretty fickle business. Shoes are tools, but not just
[06:50:17] for walking and working. A study by researchers at the University of Kansas has shown that when
[06:50:21] subjects are just shown to someone's footwear, any other context, they're able to guess with
[06:50:26] fairly high accuracy the age, gender, income range, and even personality traits and political
[06:50:32] leanings of the person in question. The finding only backs what consumers already knew them.
[06:50:36] people judge based on shoes and recognize they get judged based on shoes so they make shoe choices
[06:50:42] to cultivate an image or tell their own personal story whether that be who they are or who they
[06:50:47] aspire to be. Extroverts will reach for norm-disrupting red shoes while those hoping to-
[06:50:52] Most of the time, Chad, if your shoes tell a story, you're kind of goofy.
[06:50:56] You're kind of goofy. Like-
[06:50:57] Not sick out will prioritize-
[06:50:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's cool that it's like cool shoes, which is a way sometimes whatever.
[06:51:02] One way or another, but we use shoes to understand others and so we in turn select
[06:51:06] shoes to help frame how we think of ourselves. Shoe and shoe selection. Most of the tell stories.
[06:51:11] Centerpiece shoes look used to be the best storyteller. If you don't know the story of
[06:51:16] Nike's rise, it's laid out across the map of the company's campus. At the end of one
[06:51:20] Bowerman Drive, named after the company co-founder, on the shore of Lake Nike,
[06:51:24] neighboring the Michael Jordan and John McElroy buildings, and across from the Ronaldo field,
[06:51:29] is Steve Prefontaine Hall, appropriately at the core of the campus. Few characters embody the
[06:51:34] the Nike story like Steve Prefontein or Preed and that's by design. Before Nike was a
[06:51:39] giant, before it was even called Nike, it was little more than the young, ambitious
[06:51:43] Phil Knight, a lifetime runner himself, importing sleek Japanese running shoes. It was a disruptor,
[06:51:49] a plucky underdog, a fighter looking to carve out just a bit of market share and a
[06:51:53] nascent American jogging boom at the beginning of the 1970s. At about the same time that
[06:51:58] Nike started gaining momentum, a scrappy runner from an old coastal logging town in Oregon
[06:52:02] was beginning to rise.
[06:52:04] Pre-Fontaine ran distance events for the University of Oregon
[06:52:07] under Coach Bill Bowerman,
[06:52:08] who was a professor of designing language for Nike.
[06:52:11] As Pre began to establish himself
[06:52:12] as America's best distance runner,
[06:52:14] it was only natural that he joined the brand.
[06:52:16] But Pre's central to Nike's rise,
[06:52:18] not just because he was good at track,
[06:52:20] but because of how he went about being good at track.
[06:52:23] Pre-Fontaine won a host of collegiate titles.
[06:52:25] He set American records.
[06:52:27] He went to Munich in 1972
[06:52:28] to represent the US at the Olympics.
[06:52:30] He was an undeniable talent.
[06:52:33] He was also a character.
[06:52:34] He was a working class kid from a tough industrial town.
[06:52:37] He was small, scrappy, handsome and brash.
[06:52:39] He was cocky, but he backed it up with a work ethic that still revered in American running culture.
[06:52:44] He appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated at 19.
[06:52:47] His rate I think the two biggest things for for for night chat was one.
[06:52:52] Hold on.
[06:52:53] Michael Jordan and two Mike S.B.
[06:52:56] That's it.
[06:53:00] Without that, that's not it.
[06:53:05] Well, man, wait, wait, wait, I'm going up?
[06:53:07] For sure.
[06:53:14] But now those?
[06:53:17] There's another way, Nike?
[06:53:19] And there you are.
[06:53:26] first with the Nike Cortez that added
[06:53:28] mid-soul cushioning for runners.
[06:53:30] He then took the technology another step forward
[06:53:32] with the Nike Waffle Trainer designed to be
[06:53:34] lightweight and grippy while staying comfortable and padded.
[06:53:37] Ultimately, a fatal car crash claimed Prey
[06:53:39] before he was able to wear his own signature shoe,
[06:53:41] the Prey Montreales.
[06:53:43] Jack, Nike's V took over Skateboarder
[06:53:45] either in a big portion of it, and also fashion.
[06:53:48] I mean, to me it was not crazy.
[06:53:50] But his indomitable spirit had to happen.
[06:53:52] At first I was downing it, but then it went crazy.
[06:53:54] and televised track races and marathons helped spur a running boom that saw an estimated 25 million
[06:53:59] new runners enter the scene in the U.S. across the decade. Bro, may I say nobody cares nobody cares
[06:54:04] about skateboarding. When skateboarding uh um out wearing clothes are literally still the
[06:54:10] foundation of clothing. Most clothes you wear most clothes that you wear right now are one
[06:54:16] One time a skateboard oriented clothing absolutely without any doubts
[06:54:22] Anybody that says that I'm wrong is pretty fucking rinded. That's crazy
[06:54:27] That's crazy comfortable shoes that were also worn by the most iconic and inspirational runner us had produced
[06:54:33] The running revolution trains the american shoe landscape too as running took off and the shoes became more comfortable
[06:54:39] It became okay to wear trainers not to train but in everyday life
[06:54:43] Example, the double shirt, the oversized shirt, most of the baggy early on, especially at a time where we weren't wearing that, it broadened and it pioneered first shirt all the time.
[06:54:57] I can't, this channel has nothing to say.
[06:54:59] I only counted for one in every 12 pairs sold.
[06:55:02] By 1979, it was one in four pairs.
[06:55:06] The shoe game had transformed and Nike was in the middle of it.
[06:55:11] By 1980, Nike made up 50% of all running shoe sales in the US and was quickly closing the gap on Adidas in total athletic shoe sales.
[06:55:19] And with the success of the pre-partnership, Nike now had a model to grow into other spaces, too.
[06:55:24] It recognized a trend, in this case an uptake in running and jogging in the US,
[06:55:28] it felt the air and body of the movement, and then it leaned into it,
[06:55:32] creating further demand and momentum within the movement.
[06:55:35] It recognized what was becoming cool and helped make it cool at the same time.
[06:55:39] fashion changes fast and in the 80s culture went. You say surf but surf was
[06:55:47] was early super early on surf became skateboarding in and that's gonna
[06:55:52] that's gonna where it went though because you say surf without when I say
[06:55:55] morning broke broke skateboarding was was born from from the surfing culture and
[06:56:00] and it carried on that and it expanded that tremendously urban jogging shoes
[06:56:08] weren't cool. It caught Nike flat footed, reporting its first losses in 1984 and sending it scrambling
[06:56:15] to reinstate Phil Knight's active control of the company to fight back on the encroaching converse,
[06:56:20] new balance, and rebog. Nike had the model, but neither the shoe nor the athlete. Then it set its
[06:56:26] crosshairs on a young promising player in Michael Jordan. Well, the legacy may speak for itself
[06:56:32] today as Michael Jordan would become the best basketball player in the world and the Jordan
[06:56:36] brand, a branch of Nike, when itself become one of the largest shoe brands in the world,
[06:56:41] this strategy at the time was extremely bold.
[06:56:44] Jack, not the first Nike rage bait, most Nike airs are straight goofy.
[06:56:49] Most of that wear them, look fucking silly, and it's shit.
[06:56:52] Picking the draft and not even caring, I don't want to barge in.
[06:56:55] They look so goofy, it's a hard to look at league when he went into the National
[06:57:01] basketball association. Nike was making a bet on upside. Without a past in basketball shoes and far
[06:57:07] behind the Converse and Adidas basketball brands, they had to be bold to compete and creative to
[06:57:12] find a niche to gain a foothold in the space and to convince an entirely unconvinced Jordan to even
[06:57:16] join the brand in the first place. They melded bold and creative with the shoe design and
[06:57:21] campaign all in one. At the time, basketball shoes to be worn in the NBA had to be 51%
[06:57:28] the color white. But Nike had an idea. Make a flashy colorful Michael Jordan shoe, ignore the rule,
[06:57:35] and simply deal with the consequences. It'd be worth the visibility regardless, it fit the brand,
[06:57:40] and it excites the player. In the next few weeks, you'll see Michael Jordan took the court with shoes
[06:57:44] that intentionally broke the rules, and Nike paid $5,000. These are usually goofy. Bro, it's
[06:57:51] It's like when you used to skate and they gas osiris.
[06:57:56] And like, oh, yo, this is fucking hot.
[06:57:58] No, you look goofy.
[06:58:00] Like, yeah, some pairs are OK, but yo, this is the osiris,
[06:58:06] literally.
[06:58:07] This is the glow, but that's the glow of skating.
[06:58:10] Holy shit, I just lost it.
[06:58:12] The glow, but.
[06:58:13] It's like a stronger stand on the issue should have
[06:58:14] persist, but three times proved plenty.
[06:58:17] They pushed the Jordan 1 on the message that not only
[06:58:19] Is this your new favorite player, Shu?
[06:58:21] It's a shoe so radical in counterculture,
[06:58:24] it's banned from the game it's designed for.
[06:58:26] The shoe, in turn, sold out immediately.
[06:58:28] I had flack at me as a little guy
[06:58:30] who was fucking million dollars in second.
[06:58:32] No, Z, he's gonna afford that shit.
[06:58:34] Nike stuck to the same playbook
[06:58:35] as they grew into other realms.
[06:58:37] It was pre-Fontaine and running in the 70s.
[06:58:39] It was Jordan and basketball in the 80s.
[06:58:41] It was Tiger Woods and golf in the 90s.
[06:58:43] Serena Williams and tennis alongside Ronaldo and soccer
[06:58:46] in the 2000s.
[06:58:48] Nike became the world's biggest by backing the moldbreakers
[06:58:51] and acting like they were the bold up-and-comers themselves.
[06:58:54] They had an edge.
[06:58:55] They were for winners.
[06:58:57] They didn't make excuses, they just didn't.
[06:58:59] And customers took it hook, line, and sinker.
[06:59:03] But a problem and a fundamental on it that.
[06:59:06] When a company is born out of the idea
[06:59:08] of a scrappy underdog disruptor
[06:59:10] but succeeds to the point where it's now
[06:59:12] the industry leader, it's hard to maintain
[06:59:14] that same identity and relentless drive.
[06:59:17] My problem is that they try to be everything,
[06:59:20] everybody, they try to please everybody
[06:59:22] and they lost who they were.
[06:59:23] Now it's like, oh, I'm not gonna buy this.
[06:59:25] Now it's like, everybody has every possible option.
[06:59:29] It's like, okay, now I want something
[06:59:31] that is solidified into one thing.
[06:59:33] Now I'm looking at something that is,
[06:59:37] oh, I wanna be part of this instead of,
[06:59:39] if the opposite, where you're giving anything
[06:59:41] that you want, that's bullshit.
[06:59:42] Let's forward to the 20th birthday event.
[06:59:44] to your Olympic games. What you see is Team USA covered head to toe in Nike. But this
[06:59:50] isn't a picture of Nike's main team dominance. Rather, it's what the company hopes will be
[06:59:54] the beginning of a comeback story. These American athletes are wearing a Nike sub-label
[06:59:59] called all-conditions gear or ACG. And the fact that this hasn't reached name-brain
[07:00:04] recognition across a public audience highlights one of the brand's many fumbles in the
[07:00:08] past 20 years. The running shoe market has taken a unique
[07:00:12] I just a pretty good statement, but running shoes have also been popular as ever, but trail running shoes are comparatively rugged.
[07:00:18] Like this is awful dude, like just stop it, like this is god at this level.
[07:00:25] Especially hot.
[07:00:27] Well trail runners make up a fraction of total running shoe sales, a number cited at 12% in 2022.
[07:00:32] Yo, they're still-
[07:00:33] I want orange with the bullshit and the-
[07:00:37] Wait, wait, wait, wait, I don't know, and I want the-
[07:00:39] They should say, hey sir, fuck you.
[07:00:42] They say, hey, hey, your customer, get the fuck out of here.
[07:00:46] Give them a product that we're doing this, your buying this, or you're going to the
[07:00:50] fucking idiot, idiot people.
[07:00:52] Go to Adidas, you're going to some clown shit.
[07:00:56] And you know what?
[07:00:57] The reality is that they would sell more shoes.
[07:00:59] They would send conventional shoes.
[07:01:00] They would actually nothing more.
[07:01:01] They would accept it annual compound growth.
[07:01:03] Running shoes are in, but trail runners are even more in.
[07:01:07] And just as trainers, basketball shoes, and running shoes found their way into casual fashion
[07:01:11] in the past, now so too have trail runners.
[07:01:15] Rams specializing in vaccinally-Christian trail shoes like Hoka have warmed their way into
[07:01:18] everyday shoe rotations for service jobs and weekend chores alike.
[07:01:22] Solomon's rugged mountain running shoes have unexpectedly become popular with Gen Zers
[07:01:26] in the urban environment.
[07:01:27] I can't refell off.
[07:01:29] I can't refell off.
[07:01:30] I can't refell off.
[07:01:31] I can't refell off.
[07:01:32] I can't refell off.
[07:01:33] I can't refell off.
[07:01:34] I can't refell off.
[07:01:35] I can't refell off.
[07:01:36] I can't refell off.
[07:01:37] running shoes is a shit. This has never been good. Back in the days, that's how you get
[07:01:44] tripped down the stairs that you get put into the fucking lockers. If you're wearing some
[07:01:48] jeans and running shoes, you're a bitch. It's just that simple.
[07:01:52] It's painted beyond shoes. It's called Gorbcore. It's led to urban fashion and urban celebrities
[07:01:57] turning to outdoor brands and their Gore-Tex offerings to establish today's taste. It
[07:02:01] means a big up-to-can sales for trail running suppliers, of which Nike is desperately
[07:02:06] trying to catch up by relaunching its outdoor line in 2026.
[07:02:10] Yo, I would wear those busted ass fucking DVS or whatever,
[07:02:14] and you could literally see my toes.
[07:02:16] Not only were the shoes stuck on the side, right?
[07:02:18] There's a hole on it because you skate.
[07:02:21] They would be holes in all my socks.
[07:02:23] You could literally see my toes all the time.
[07:02:26] All the time.
[07:02:27] It is some real shit.
[07:02:28] You know, if you're a skater, you know.
[07:02:30] Your toes are fucking out.
[07:02:32] That's the vision to see through.
[07:02:34] Nike launched its first trail shoe in 1984, it launched ACG in 1988, and it helped invent
[07:02:40] the trail shoe, taking the tread of hiking boots and matching them with the uppers of running
[07:02:44] shoes.
[07:02:45] It was a visionary in the technology, and it began to build out the style of the
[07:02:49] snow.
[07:02:50] The signature Nike brashness, the color, the prints, the fun that the outdoor space
[07:02:54] lacked.
[07:02:55] But in the 2000s, they let the branch wither on the vine.
[07:02:59] The lack of fire through envision became a theme.
[07:03:02] This is Nike's total market share of athletic shoes in 2000.
[07:03:05] It holds a dominate 42% of all.
[07:03:07] That's actually going to be a whole lot.
[07:03:08] It now paces its next three largest competitors combined.
[07:03:11] And this is what its market share looked like in 2022.
[07:03:15] That's still fantastic.
[07:03:16] Check.
[07:03:17] Straight up.
[07:03:18] That's still pretty insane.
[07:03:20] With the Jordan brand under the Nike umbrella, it still maintains a similarly strong 36%
[07:03:25] market share.
[07:03:26] It still outpaces the next three largest brands in the space combined, but market
[07:03:30] Market share serves as only a freeze frame in time.
[07:03:32] It doesn't consider a momenta.
[07:03:34] Nights are goofy.
[07:03:37] Yo buddy, buddy, these are slip-ons.
[07:03:39] I don't give a fuck.
[07:03:41] You act like I buy shit.
[07:03:43] Oh yeah, I want these.
[07:03:44] Bro, this is shit I got, bro, like five years ago.
[07:03:48] I don't care, I don't care, okay?
[07:03:49] Although these are fucking hard, though.
[07:03:51] These are shit.
[07:03:52] But these are salines, buddy.
[07:03:55] And these brands that are beginning to claw away
[07:03:57] market share are making big moves.
[07:04:00] Hoka, New Balance, Soccany, Puma, and Asics are some of the names, along with Brooks and
[07:04:05] On, they are leading the charge in the specialty running market.
[07:04:09] Now, specialty running shoes is a rather vague term, but effectively it's a host of brands
[07:04:13] that are innovating hard in specific niches.
[07:04:16] More broadly, it can be understood as companies that are out innovating Nike.
[07:04:22] In specialty running shops, stores with educated staff, some of them just don't
[07:04:26] I'm sure they do.
[07:04:27] Well, right.
[07:04:28] Well, right.
[07:04:29] Brooks and Hoka lead the way and account for almost half of sales.
[07:04:33] New balance on and sock and you make up the next 29% while Nike, coming the way from in-store
[07:04:39] sales and de-emphasized running across the board, sat at less than 5%.
[07:04:44] In speed, a category Nike running once dominated with its vapor fly line that became the world's
[07:04:49] fastest road running shoe.
[07:04:50] Chad, no one was a little bit of a fucking walking on a banana.
[07:04:54] But you're walking on a fucking banana like it's dog shit.
[07:04:59] This is what I think.
[07:05:01] Comfort and cushioning concepts for into running shoes prior to Nike.
[07:05:04] Because you know the record is out of reach.
[07:05:06] It's been also taken in that I was extremely supportive of COCAS and corrective of his books.
[07:05:10] Both popular and running, but also brand winners for on-your-feet type jobs like possible work.
[07:05:15] Even in unapologetically bold design, Nike's been passed by you banana boil out.
[07:05:20] Swiss shoe recognizable for its cloud tech that's equally eye-catching and pleasingly comfortable,
[07:05:24] the story of On's come up feels reminiscent to that of Nike's. Rather than using a waffle
[07:05:29] iron to create a-
[07:05:30] Y'all, okay, buddy, what the fuck are those? Are we Dennis?
[07:05:37] We're all the Bernard, a triathlete, couldn't find a shoe that would properly address some
[07:05:41] lingering Achilles pain, so he set out to create something new. In 2010, the concept
[07:05:46] of cloud tech was born when Bernard attached a bicep to a bit of garden hose to the heel
[07:05:50] of his shoe. Before deciding to build a brand around the idea, he took it to a sponsor who
[07:05:55] ultimately turned the idea down. The sponsor was Nike. Nike missed on on and fell behind
[07:06:02] across the board in running because it had spent much of the last decade putting out
[07:06:06] fires. In 2004, Nike did something it hadn't done before. It brought in a CEO from outside
[07:06:12] of the company and it paid for that decision.
[07:06:15] While William Perez only lasted two years as CEO,
[07:06:17] I would set Nike back.
[07:06:19] Data-driven rather than the gut feel,
[07:06:21] future forward approach that defined the company,
[07:06:24] Perez focused his efforts on sales in the present
[07:06:26] rather than era-defining innovation.
[07:06:28] Replaced by Nike lifer, Mark Parker,
[07:06:31] Nike would regain its bearings
[07:06:32] but it had to navigate some scandal too.
[07:06:35] Tiger Woods' public marital issues in 2009
[07:06:37] and Armstrong's doping in 2013
[07:06:40] put the giant in PR-
[07:06:41] We don't care.
[07:06:42] We don't care.
[07:06:43] Again, nobody gave a shit.
[07:06:45] Tiger Woods is Nike.
[07:06:47] People still bought it.
[07:06:48] People still didn't, oh my God.
[07:06:50] He DUI, me stop buying.
[07:06:53] Well, nobody did that shit.
[07:06:55] Nobody did that.
[07:06:56] Nobody thinks like that.
[07:06:57] Like people's interpretation of the market
[07:07:00] and what the market actually is
[07:07:01] is two completely different things.
[07:07:03] He's like, oh my God, it's gonna hurt.
[07:07:05] Bro, no way.
[07:07:06] Bro, he was wearing this fucking whatever polo shit.
[07:07:09] She was out of stock the second he got from coming to the DUI Wrennenshire.
[07:07:13] The guy was wearing a shirt the second I got from the DUI.
[07:07:16] It flew up the shelves.
[07:07:18] They were back ordered for fucking ten years.
[07:07:20] What were we talking about?
[07:07:21] The position difficult to innovate from.
[07:07:23] And even in the spaces they continued to push innovation,
[07:07:25] distance running in particular, scandal rocked the company.
[07:07:29] The immensely successful marathoner,
[07:07:30] then marathon coach Alberto Salazar,
[07:07:33] was so central to the Nike distance running project
[07:07:35] that he had a building named after him.
[07:07:38] But that changed first with allegations of his athlete stoping, then an investigation into the issue that Saul Salzar banned,
[07:07:44] and finally, athlete allegations over abuse of conduct from the disgraced coach from 2015 to 2019.
[07:07:50] Yo, yo, yo, even Maduro, the, uh, the Venezuela, like, president guy,
[07:07:56] broke his fucking 90 tracksuit, flew up the shelves, that shit was out of stock everywhere,
[07:08:00] flew up the shelves, everybody bought that shit, they don't care, they buy it!
[07:08:05] At the same time, the company faced a sexual discrimination lawsuit alleging that the boys
[07:08:09] club culture had resulted in discrimination, retaliation, and unfair wages across sexes.
[07:08:15] The two scandals ultimately culminated with Parkwell's...
[07:08:17] Oh my god, bruh.
[07:08:19] Buddy, buddy.
[07:08:20] This is great!
[07:08:21] Way down by an increasingly tarnished...
[07:08:22] Buddy, you're looking at drip lord himself.
[07:08:25] Buddy, buddy.
[07:08:27] You should ask if I'd advice from the lord.
[07:08:30] That's great.
[07:08:31] Yeah, but
[07:08:33] Reputation Nike began looking backwards instead of forward and again brought in leadership from outside the company
[07:08:39] This time it was John Donahue at the helm and with the mandate to build out the company's digital footprint that laid the hits
[07:08:45] That's where it worked. That's what he was your revenue. Yo, right?
[07:08:49] That's hard as a much anticipated Michael Jordan documentary debuted during the pandemic
[07:08:54] Oh, I can't get something about that force lines sales boons for the moment
[07:08:59] but innovation flatlined, relationships of shoe carriers
[07:09:02] and wholesalers soured,
[07:09:03] and Nike's seated shell space
[07:09:05] just as in-person shopping roared back to life.
[07:09:08] It's since navigated the company's worst end in 2024
[07:09:11] as stocks dropped 20.
[07:09:12] Really, I'm mad at Nike
[07:09:14] is that their fucking t-shirts are garbage.
[07:09:16] Like, I don't care about the whatever, shoes, whatever.
[07:09:19] How is it to make a fucking t-shirt?
[07:09:21] Just a t-shirt and make it, just put it,
[07:09:24] yo, put the one for running,
[07:09:26] put the one that's whatever fit,
[07:09:28] Put like, bang, black, white, move on.
[07:09:32] Oh, you want yellow?
[07:09:33] Fuck you.
[07:09:34] Oh, you want green?
[07:09:35] Dude, the fuck got my store?
[07:09:37] Hey, buddy, oh, you want orange?
[07:09:39] No, fuck the fuck up my store.
[07:09:41] It's a symbol, buddy.
[07:09:42] Black, white, or suck it, if that's symbol,
[07:09:46] then I'm gonna buy your shit.
[07:09:48] In 2025, with an 11.5% year over year drop,
[07:09:52] Nike had bought in doubt because in a business
[07:09:55] storytelling it had lost its own plots it was no longer making shoes for the
[07:09:59] future it was relying on those from the past
[07:10:02] it was no longer producing an image or a product that people could trust it was no longer the scrappy
[07:10:06] way like buddy you couldn't you wouldn't catch me fucking longer producing dead
[07:10:10] wearing this shit buddy what the hell what how do you match this with other
[07:10:18] pieces of clothing it has a bunch of different textures and even materials
[07:10:22] and even motifs and color cobbles.
[07:10:25] Buddy, what do you put this in weird man?
[07:10:28] An image or a product that people could trust.
[07:10:30] It was no longer the scrappy winner.
[07:10:32] It was the bloated institution so scared of failing.
[07:10:36] Never in its history has Nike felt like something
[07:10:38] of the past until the present,
[07:10:39] as athlete after athlete has turned away from the brand.
[07:10:43] But now Don Hill is gone and in his place is Elliot Hill
[07:10:46] and he knows the company's story as well as anyone.
[07:10:50] Starting as an intern at Nike in 1988,
[07:10:52] there's company-wide hope that Hill can get Nike back to what it was best at.
[07:10:56] And so far, there's reason for some guarded optimism.
[07:10:59] The relaunch of ACG has been a shot in the arm,
[07:11:02] while Hill has pushed hard to get Nike...
[07:11:03] No, on every sole, on every sole, we're just waiting for the vivid drop on shoes,
[07:11:07] and we're buying that shit off the shelves, we don't get it!
[07:11:10] We're buying all of it!
[07:11:10] ...into the wholesale game.
[07:11:11] We are waiting!
[07:11:12] ...on shelves.
[07:11:13] Relationships are on the mend, too, as the new CEO has taken off
[07:11:16] on business trip after business trip to mend relationships
[07:11:19] between some of the sport's biggest names and biggest brands to ensure that they stay.
[07:11:23] Right buddy, you're wearing a banana, like high grip, to mend relationships between some
[07:11:27] of the sport's big...
[07:11:28] Buddy, you're wearing a slice of mango, what a banana peel, like, who are we f- uh,
[07:11:33] I can't.
[07:11:34] Like, look at this shit!
[07:11:35] Buddy, you look like a leprechaun.
[07:11:38] You look like you're looking for the fucking end of the rainbow.
[07:11:40] You look like you're looking for a pot of gold.
[07:11:42] Buddy, you're looking for the- you're looking for the- you're looking for the umbilubas.
[07:11:45] time will tell if these relationships can hold and if Hill can build back consumer
[07:11:49] trust that's waned over the past 10 years. But at its core, the company might be back
[07:11:54] if it's finally finding its fight again. When we're putting these videos together
[07:12:00] what can also prove to be a fight is finding the right clips and footage
[07:12:03] that helps tell the story. I really like those videos and if I were to give
[07:12:08] some positive feedback about this video I would put segments in the
[07:12:12] video on this, that like almost like chapters and you're really holding on
[07:12:17] what the point is of that particular segment. Because otherwise it kind of
[07:12:22] feels like a big lump, and it's hard to digest because you don't know where the
[07:12:25] separations are with your arguments and you kind of lose track of it. And it
[07:12:28] I mean, it's important to have like kind of like a, okay, early era. Bang!
[07:12:34] Next. You have, like in innovation. Bang! Example what?
[07:12:40] Yeah
[07:12:45] Alright
[07:12:48] It's April 21st 2019
[07:12:51] Competitors and spectators have gathered in Laurel, Maryland for the pound twenty-nine
[07:12:56] Today we visit the meeting of two players competing under the aliases of mango and hungry. Yeah. Yeah those shoes are
[07:13:08] Alright
[07:13:10] They're playing Super Smash Bros. Melee, a video game released in 2001 for the Nintendo game...
[07:13:16] I'm going to get this, you're just...
[07:13:18] I'm not gonna...
[07:13:19] ...the seven-hundred spectators and upwards of seventy thousand viewers tuning in from around the world.
[07:13:26] Today is Championship Sunday.
[07:13:28] After battling past the rest of the competition, the top twelve players are competing for the title this year's pound champion.
[07:13:40] Since this is a double elimination tournament, Hungrybox is kicked down to the losers bracket
[07:14:00] where he now has to face S2J, the loser of this set will be out of the tournament in 5th place.
[07:14:19] Hungrybox wins and advances to face Zayn in the loser's semi-finals.
[07:14:23] Quickly, Hungrybox finds himself in deep trouble about to fall to an O2 deficit.
[07:14:28] With his back against the wall, he rebounds to win Game 2.
[07:14:31] He narrowly wins the next two games to eliminate Zayn at fourth.
[07:14:58] Once again, Hungrybox wins, eliminating Pluck at third.
[07:15:03] After defeating everyone in the loser's bracket, Hungrybox has only one competitor left to face.
[07:15:08] Mango, the player who sent him down there in the first place.
[07:15:28] I have to pull that shot. I completely forgot I had this video playing in the background.
[07:15:34] Lucky.
[07:15:36] Ah, I don't know.
[07:15:38] What?
[07:15:39] What is this loudest fuck? What is this loudest?
[07:15:49] I don't know. Why do you even look at this thing, man?
[07:15:52] These are hard. This is called fashion. Black and white, Nike, SB, Janosky's. Can't beat
[07:16:06] that. You can fit that with anything, anywhere. It's aura. It's aura. It's not some bulky
[07:16:13] ass bitch ass buster. It's just slick. It's nice. It has a nice texture and that texture
[07:16:20] fits with a lot of things man it's that simple man if the chat I have on this
[07:16:25] phone is bad I don't know why though I'm not as little bit of maybe I go to
[07:16:33] chats the viewers I bought to owe me that she is dream is it is you know
[07:16:40] I don't know why, but let me watch this shit.
[07:16:52] Wait, that should have ended up in price, what the fuck?
[07:16:55] Hey yo, I think he's fine.
[07:17:03] Are you fine?
[07:17:05] Is he gonna think that I just turned up?
[07:17:08] I mean those are nice, buts.
[07:17:28] Those are fire.
[07:17:29] Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on, now watch this, now watch this, hold on.
[07:17:38] Um
[07:17:40] Chat the fucking
[07:17:45] Oh, I got you I got you chat the Travis Scott like fucking pleasure ones. The ones are crazy
[07:17:52] Travis Scott on Travis Scott
[07:17:57] Dude dude
[07:18:00] That's fucking hard
[07:18:02] Dude, why don't they just release that?
[07:18:04] Why don't they just release that how that's so fucking hard I actually cannot
[07:18:14] Well, these are like presents again by the shit it's like 55 50 kids and shit, but
[07:18:19] Is that about the present rarity if they were if they were being sold right now and no price
[07:18:25] I said I said rock them as I said rock that by that
[07:18:28] awful they're not getting this level okay I can't I can't know this is bad is
[07:18:37] that Ben and Jerry's fucking ice cream combo shit no that's bad no good no good
[07:18:42] Okay, what the fuck are those?
[07:18:57] I mean that's just not right.
[07:19:00] Yeah, that's pathetic.
[07:19:03] Those aren't bad but the color scheme is not fantastic.
[07:19:12] I bought those, I actually love those.
[07:19:14] Chad, love those?
[07:19:17] I think these are fantastic.
[07:19:20] I think these are great.
[07:19:22] I have two pairs of those.
[07:19:23] Fucking, that's hard.
[07:19:24] Chad, is that not drip?
[07:19:28] Okay, this is what we call absolute drip.
[07:19:37] Buddy, buddy, buddy.
[07:19:38] That thing is drip and the I make it just it's just different. I mean these are easy
[07:19:44] seven
[07:19:46] 750 easy
[07:19:48] easy
[07:19:50] Are the easy boost easy boost?
[07:19:54] 700 750. Yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah, no
[07:20:02] Yo, yo, yo
[07:20:04] Come on, bro. Stop playing with me.
[07:20:06] I have no status.
[07:20:09] Alright, that's out of the way.
[07:20:14] What the fuck are those?
[07:20:17] It's Montreal Bagel Sesame.
[07:20:21] 49 months ago, it's good and same with Chateau.
[07:20:24] That's gonna be a no.
[07:20:26] I mean, Chateau, we have the best bagel on Earth,
[07:20:31] but we have two places that make the best bagels ever.
[07:20:34] Um
[07:20:40] Yo, you're you're gonna do Jewish spot. I think they got the bagels don't fucking absolutely go wild much like you mean
[07:20:47] She's hard
[07:20:53] What else
[07:20:58] I think it's our bagels. Yeah, she's hard. Oh, yeah, those look at me. I didn't believe
[07:21:04] They are not bad. I think it's okay.
[07:21:06] I think the color white, including, very difficult.
[07:21:09] Very difficult.
[07:21:10] I think that the people's comfortability
[07:21:13] with white shoes and white socks is a problem.
[07:21:34] you
[07:22:04] you
[07:22:34] you
[07:23:04] you
[07:23:34] you
[07:24:34] I know right like so fucking bad dude I can't do that I don't even know
[07:24:45] I fear that the future of fashion if we think that this is good
[07:24:52] um no just no come on man
[07:24:59] but that's I get kicked on the stairs shut up oh hello so I just the call I
[07:25:06] know you pick up I was looking at shoes yeah I'm watching this this isn't
[07:25:11] looking good bro I have a question for you though do you like any Jordan's or
[07:25:15] let me ask you know the difference between Jordans like Jordan winds and
[07:25:18] or the big-ass boots that she's no good no never good so you have to be some
[07:25:24] big-ass mega tall super big muscular dude it's like why does it door to where
[07:25:31] those otherwise you a bitch the thing is that you have the people that that that
[07:25:37] it fits their body make the shoe what it is and given the notoriety that it
[07:25:41] has and every once we oh my god it's this was good because the shoes famous
[07:25:47] I'm aware of that and it look like a bunch of stakes with fucking clown shoes like they're fucking jester at the fucking at the castle
[07:25:52] They're little divide give a joke to the fucking king look better go dance on the fucking on the table like like for the fucking
[07:26:01] You look dumb you're done wrong
[07:26:08] Listen, there's also Jordan one woes like the shoes you got me those are Jordans. I don't know if you know that
[07:26:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah most yeah like you're coming out the Jordan one high specifically you think are for are for big fat people only the big fat
[07:26:22] They'll be a big dude. Got a big dude. I like
[07:26:25] It isn't like it has to match your leg size and asked that the length it has to make oh wow
[07:26:33] That fits my my toes. I need this now. You know, I'm okay with it, but it's like some skinny dude
[07:26:40] You're like, I know you wear fucking nines and 9.5 because you have tiny little feet and you look like you're wearing fucking 13s
[07:26:48] You look dumb buddy, buddy. These are like fucking mo cast and you look fucking brain dead
[07:26:55] All right
[07:26:58] Don't wear a shave over you. I mean
[07:27:00] It's like when you got these fucking girls like like they go up under the bed carpets
[07:27:04] They got no titties and then he's a massive titty gap fucking huge fucking
[07:27:10] Open wide sure it's like dude, buddy, buddy. There's a fucking super
[07:27:15] Big-ass rib cage that broke my brother like it's just it just doesn't fit the vibe
[07:27:21] It doesn't it doesn't fit you there's so much shit you can be wearing. I mean why that I mean
[07:27:25] Yeah, yes, you question like why?
[07:27:28] It's just fashion like come on, bro
[07:27:30] I guess but I don't I don't think anybody pulls it off. What do you mean? Wait wait wait?
[07:27:36] How do you look at Jordan 12 and then say I guess after just dogging on Jordan ones?
[07:27:40] What the fuck are you talking about? No, I mean, I guess it's at least it's not too true out there
[07:27:45] I think it's terrible. I mean look at this table table this
[07:27:50] Absolutely horrendous, bro. No, these guys in chat are trolling you bro. You don't want Jordan clothes ever
[07:27:55] You don't want those then don't make them it don't fucking make them then I'll be
[07:28:00] I'm gonna go ahead and set it up. I'm always in set it. I'll give a fuck. Yeah. With that note
[07:28:05] I went to cable those are hard. Well, those are hard. Okay. Okay. No those are tough as shit
[07:28:12] Oh, you broke rocks next on fire. I got the lightning McQueen ones. Those are hard
[07:28:17] Why don't what they fix the ship a little bit sometimes right it's still a crock and branch out than to other brand collapse
[07:28:24] Like it'd be cool shit like think about it like do you give me a corvette collab it goes down a bit
[07:28:31] We build wheels on it. That's fucking drip like we are all buying this
[07:28:37] They do that I'm not one of them. I was obviously lucky
[07:28:45] What's about the bed on it
[07:28:47] Nike SB should not make an SB shoe that isn't going to be skated, they make enough money
[07:28:55] with other products, just don't bother with it, like make a shoe that's going to be skated,
[07:29:00] that's it, because otherwise just make Nike, Nike, Airplane, Nike, don't do the SB shit.
[07:29:06] I think these are kind of nice though, I don't mind, if you can pull this off with
[07:29:13] and that outfit, I can see it, I can see it.
[07:29:17] You're not agreeing?
[07:29:18] Also I think Suede.
[07:29:20] If you know how to style these,
[07:29:21] then these go hard and they're fling.
[07:29:23] I think that texture is,
[07:29:26] I think it's pretty easy to match
[07:29:27] and it's a nice match, it's cool.
[07:29:31] And that's cool.
[07:29:32] This with a baggy pants, I'm okay with it.
[07:29:35] There's something that you would wear.
[07:29:39] Oh, me?
[07:29:40] Discussing, yeah you.
[07:29:42] Yeah, look what I sent you. I have those you saw me wear those actually yeah, yeah, I'm sweet as well
[07:29:48] You don't like Jordan for us. Yeah, yeah, you can pull those off, but I mean I'm a male to you
[07:29:54] This is you get it is you again
[07:29:57] Okay, hold on no, no, don't please don't draw me. I'm already not feeling very all right. Just go ahead girl
[07:30:07] No, that's not good
[07:30:09] 50 months, let's go my favorite glasses are small first of all
[07:30:19] You X 55 years. Oh, that's my big time. You need one of the fucking hours. This big ass shit
[07:30:26] We're wrestling highlights great content much love ex QCL and what?
[07:30:33] Like a lot of me do it
[07:30:39] Like this is really you.
[07:30:46] Like, you know what I mean?
[07:30:49] Okay, and now draw you right next to me.
[07:30:52] Looking like a fucking chud.
[07:30:53] Like, now draw you.
[07:30:56] Like buddy, buddy.
[07:30:58] It's almost like this, like miniature arms.
[07:31:01] Buddy, I don't wear this shit.
[07:31:04] I don't wear this shit.
[07:31:04] I'm not, I'm asking you to wear it.
[07:31:07] But no, but you pull it off though because you do always put the pain like this. You never wear the
[07:31:13] But that's not my problem with it. That's that's fine. The point I have is to do that go like this, right?
[07:31:19] Oh, no, don't put an X on my face. Come on
[07:31:24] Right, hold on. Hold on now watch this and they do this in a second. Yes
[07:31:30] Right body
[07:31:32] Anyway this
[07:31:34] like train right and you go okay no no no yeah so you're saying bulky shoes
[07:31:44] like you know tighter you know that's ass I completely agree and it's like
[07:31:50] like dude it like that's fucking awful Jack you know what I mean like this
[07:31:57] This is bad.
[07:31:58] That looks kind of like you.
[07:32:00] I wear really, really small shoes.
[07:32:07] No, here's your problem.
[07:32:08] Here's your problem.
[07:32:09] Okay?
[07:32:10] You don't like a lot of shoes?
[07:32:12] Yeah, that's no good.
[07:32:16] This guy's a little confused.
[07:32:17] You don't like a lot of shoes because you wear shitty pants.
[07:32:22] That's the real truth about your life.
[07:32:25] And I'm not trying to shit on you.
[07:32:27] you wear some
[07:32:29] no no stop
[07:32:31] stop
[07:32:33] stop
[07:32:35] stop
[07:32:39] wait yo
[07:32:41] hold on that hold on
[07:32:43] no no stop it's over
[07:32:45] bit's over
[07:32:47] bit's over
[07:32:49] it's not fun anymore chat chat
[07:32:51] put L's for XUC for this
[07:32:53] I'm not
[07:32:55] No, I'm not an artist now.
[07:32:58] No, we love him actually.
[07:33:00] No, we like him. We love him.
[07:33:02] Okay, don't let this distraction from the fact that this guy has never worn a single pair of pants that has hit his body one time.
[07:33:09] Okay, don't let this distract you.
[07:33:11] That's right.
[07:33:12] Trying his best. Push a different agenda. Don't let him distract you.
[07:33:16] Go to your wardrobe right now. I'll give you 100 subs if you can do it.
[07:33:21] Do what?
[07:33:22] of pants that actually look good on you. I give you a hundred subs.
[07:33:27] Alright, alright. You know what? You know what? I actually had one. You actually worn
[07:33:33] one time in your life. Go.
[07:33:35] Yo, I'm, yo, ain't there been a chance for one minute while I go get this shit? I will
[07:33:42] impress you, you fucking bitch. Yo, watch this shit.
[07:33:46] Okay, go.
[07:33:48] Yeah, he can't hear me anymore. I'm letting you know right now. This might be the last time I'm on the stream
[07:33:52] Okay, let me tell you why if he does pull out a pair of pants. I ain't paying him. I'm doing the I'm doing the dash
[07:33:58] That's it. I can't you know times are tough guys. It is what it is
[07:34:03] You know, I tested his gangster. There's a there's an okay chance. You know what I'm saying the guys a billionaire
[07:34:08] There's an okay chance. He's got one fucking pair of pants that look good
[07:34:12] Okay, so I took a shot in the dark remember keep it a buck
[07:34:16] I think I missed because he seemed he seemed hella confident
[07:34:21] But he's also stupid so we might be good. We're gonna see in a second here. Okay. I'm
[07:34:26] We're gonna see
[07:34:29] Always a scammer, okay
[07:34:31] I mean, bro, when RP is fun, yeah, sure, fuck it, but like, I'm telling you, if this guy
[07:34:49] got an RP now, it would be like, it's like, he's better off doing a stream in the desert.
[07:34:55] Well, yeah, yeah, good point.
[07:35:08] The chat has to do a poll.
[07:35:10] And guys, listen, if you care about me in the slightest,
[07:35:13] just regardless putting no, like, bad.
[07:35:15] OK, OK.
[07:35:15] You understand?
[07:35:16] Oh, he's coming.
[07:35:17] Oh, look at that.
[07:35:17] Look at that.
[07:35:18] Look at that.
[07:35:18] Look at that.
[07:35:25] hahahaha
[07:35:27] oh i'm good
[07:35:28] yeah we're in the clear
[07:35:30] yeah we are in the fucking clear
[07:35:32] hahahah
[07:35:34] i don't know
[07:35:35] those pants are no fucking good man
[07:35:37] what
[07:35:38] yeah those are no good
[07:35:40] what? why not
[07:35:42] a pair of cargoes is the best pair
[07:35:44] is the best pair of pants you had for showcase
[07:35:46] yo
[07:35:47] yo
[07:35:48] now mod you run a pole please
[07:35:50] run a pole
[07:35:51] yes, yay or nay on these pants
[07:35:53] Are these great pants for extra-sheet yay or nay, please someone, please
[07:36:01] You are not oh, you're not him yo yo
[07:36:05] So that they take the jacket off take that. Hey, can you hear me take the jacket off? What oh?
[07:36:11] the towel
[07:36:12] What take the jacket off? Let me see it without the jacket
[07:36:17] All right put the jacket back
[07:36:19] I'm gonna check it back off.
[07:36:21] Oh yeah? Now watch this. Now see?
[07:36:23] I go to the clock, I go, oh, you like jackets!
[07:36:25] And I go like this.
[07:36:27] What about our machine today?
[07:36:29] And you go like this?
[07:36:31] Oh, oh.
[07:36:33] Oh, oh, it's reversible!
[07:36:36] Oh my god, it's reversible!
[07:36:38] Sir.
[07:36:40] Holy fucking shit.
[07:36:42] Sir. Now, today that's not fucking tough.
[07:36:45] Today that's not tough.
[07:36:47] Okay, I mean you have the right idea, but the color matching doesn't really work
[07:36:51] You know you have two different tones that it doesn't leave work. No, no, no, no
[07:36:54] This is a contrast that no, I have those with some nice green shoes all of them and
[07:37:01] top bottom
[07:37:04] It encapsulates the beige with the green green with the green green
[07:37:10] Okay, go get the shoes bro. Go get the shoes
[07:37:12] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
[07:37:14] What, come on.
[07:37:17] Are the pants there? Let's see what the poll says,
[07:37:18] and then click on it.
[07:37:19] Also, also, hey!
[07:37:21] I usually wear them low like that, though.
[07:37:24] Bro, go, bro, get a stylus and do an IRL stream.
[07:37:27] I know, no.
[07:37:28] So, you hear me?
[07:37:30] Oh.
[07:37:31] No, no, no, no.
[07:37:32] Pick A, pick your pants up.
[07:37:33] Hey, hey, hey!
[07:37:35] Hey!
[07:37:36] I'll wear like this.
[07:37:37] This harass me.
[07:37:38] Sup, sup.
[07:37:40] No, no, no, no, no.
[07:37:41] What's up, bitch?
[07:37:42] That's what I do.
[07:37:45] Bang.
[07:37:48] You don't know what the fuck with me.
[07:37:51] All right?
[07:37:53] Yeah, you're bugging in that, yeah.
[07:37:55] You're him.
[07:37:58] Nah, I was looking at the shoes I would go with you.
[07:38:00] I'd go with it.
[07:38:00] But I didn't want to wear that at the airport, so.
[07:38:04] Is that a taboo-key?
[07:38:06] See, I told you, I got some.
[07:38:09] Well, the chat is saying no.
[07:38:11] Really?
[07:38:11] I'm not aggressive with that way.
[07:38:12] I don't mind what the other one says.
[07:38:14] OK.
[07:38:15] Can you give me my 100 subs now?
[07:38:17] What do I mean?
[07:38:18] Never show a thought on it.
[07:38:20] The chat voted no.
[07:38:21] 70%.
[07:38:23] OK.
[07:38:23] Well, that means you're just being weird.
[07:38:24] What?
[07:38:26] Yeah, maybe.
[07:38:29] That's bad.
[07:38:30] This is like a let go.
[07:38:34] As a man, I don't think you can
[07:38:36] match this with a lot of things.
[07:38:38] Like, the reality is that you get to wear some light pants.
[07:38:45] Well, maybe, I can see it.
[07:38:48] Maybe it was some gray pants, maybe perhaps.
[07:38:52] Or women shoes.
[07:38:54] I don't care.
[07:38:54] Woman shoes, a measure of wood, wood, wood, wood.
[07:38:56] Be fair, there are some nice women shoes, some really
[07:38:59] nice women shoes.
[07:38:59] I have a pair of women shoes.
[07:39:00] Women have better clothing than men.
[07:39:02] Because men have too much of a budget pussy to wear it,
[07:39:04] so it doesn't sell.
[07:39:05] So sometimes it's like you get a fucking woman's
[07:39:07] Who gives a fuck?
[07:39:08] They have better clothes than men.
[07:39:09] Well, I mean, what else?
[07:39:11] Hey, fairs?
[07:39:12] Look, I'm learning lingo.
[07:39:14] Fairs?
[07:39:15] Abs?
[07:39:16] Sup?
[07:39:17] Ooh.
[07:39:18] Close this.
[07:39:19] Don't even...
[07:39:20] We don't have a discussion about this.
[07:39:21] Just close this.
[07:39:22] Close this hack.
[07:39:23] Well, you were this...
[07:39:24] I never had...
[07:39:25] You were this at school.
[07:39:26] Like, elementary school.
[07:39:27] Are you fucking stupid?
[07:39:28] No.
[07:39:29] I know.
[07:39:30] I know.
[07:39:31] You got kicked out of school.
[07:39:32] I know it.
[07:39:33] In elementary school, I wore Osiris' and I was the shit.
[07:39:36] And I was the shit why really I would actually do I had some I had some
[07:39:41] Like straights olive green Ozarks, and I bro issue was so high up on the skateboard
[07:39:47] You couldn't even feel the board you couldn't feel you could not even feel the board
[07:39:51] Well, you know you can do kick less, but those then those heels was fucking crazy
[07:39:56] All right
[07:39:59] That's all it is bad bad. Yeah, that's
[07:40:02] That's, uh, uh, it's bad.
[07:40:07] Chad, was it like $15, by the way?
[07:40:10] Osiris shoes.
[07:40:11] Did this have the leather?
[07:40:15] Holy shit.
[07:40:16] Not those.
[07:40:18] I had these ones, but in green.
[07:40:24] Different model, but very close to that.
[07:40:28] Well, they were awful.
[07:40:30] Like you could not stand with that.
[07:40:34] Dude, it was so bad.
[07:40:37] I like it because they were very, very bulky shoes.
[07:40:40] All right.
[07:40:42] Aw, this is like some woman's fashion shit.
[07:40:44] So it's kind of hard to come around that.
[07:40:48] Oh, I know, do you like those?
[07:40:50] No.
[07:40:51] Awful.
[07:40:52] Now, link a shoe that you like it,
[07:40:53] that you would wear.
[07:40:56] Me?
[07:40:57] Yeah.
[07:40:57] I mean, I think one of them those those uh those costume you don't like those at all
[07:41:04] The gray suede ones
[07:41:07] That right there you don't like that too big for me
[07:41:10] I got a long ass legs
[07:41:12] I mean the thing is the thing is you haven't tried them on to say that you don't know like I used to think Jordan fours and
[07:41:17] Jordan ones were too big for me, but but I can wear some for as easily I
[07:41:22] Need some big ass pants
[07:41:25] All right
[07:41:27] I don't know. So this is a pretty cool. I have those. I just remember like everyday shoes, right?
[07:41:33] Yeah, they're chill. Yeah, I don't know
[07:41:37] Maybe I need to buy some big-ass pants
[07:41:40] Right. Yeah, you need you need to expand your your options. Those are nice
[07:41:46] Those are not nice
[07:41:49] I think that skinny jeans are
[07:41:52] Table like they can be where skinny jeans you wear skinny pants. Oh, I don't you fucking bitch
[07:41:58] They're fucking liar liar. Yo, yo, I don't wear it like ATL does it it's not an ATL on pants
[07:42:04] It's just some fucking no skinny pants
[07:42:07] Like what?
[07:42:10] No, you don't
[07:42:13] China you know what shoes I you know what shoes I like what they don't look good on me
[07:42:15] I tried they're called jellyfish's. All right, did you
[07:42:19] Wow
[07:42:20] Yo
[07:42:22] Show me
[07:42:23] Okay, I'll show you them. I'll show you that. I'll link them. I asked you
[07:42:26] Did you know that I used to wear the shoes that that speed up? I always wear them the seashells. I fucking love those
[07:42:37] That that's the one yeah, but it looks shit on me. It's bulky
[07:42:43] Some people a lot of people wear them really well, but I can't show me show me one because I was a well
[07:42:48] That you think it you know how about I judge your sense of fat and vision. I mean you know a bunch of
[07:42:53] Fat and vision the way you see fashion it like
[07:42:57] It was a nice
[07:43:00] Um like shows them pull them off
[07:43:06] Way hold on that's kind of hard
[07:43:09] Why do you even see through
[07:43:11] dude
[07:43:13] You need to make those with the fucking ender dragon instead it with like purple and black that would go hard
[07:43:26] Look because it's because they're my craft you don't get it
[07:43:30] Well, I'll actually like this you wear that as well. No, are you crazy? Oh, no, I wear Birks
[07:43:37] Let me do it at the beach again, it's nice until you get to the Senate, I like to under
[07:43:42] your toes.
[07:43:43] Also, this is one of the hardest shifts in all of Vegas, by the way.
[07:43:50] Alright.
[07:43:51] Listen bro, when it comes down to it, when it comes down to it, if you're liking what
[07:43:56] you're wearing, it doesn't matter if you're wearing it on the streets, but hopefully.
[07:43:59] I was comfy.
[07:44:00] Bro, I really bought it as like a fucking meme outfit, I said, the whole point
[07:44:04] of the skit with the hours of Buddha and some friends.
[07:44:09] What was some guy that just got to Vegas and like he
[07:44:12] wants some money and he wants to look like the most goofy
[07:44:15] like shri hard and I just forgot this fit.
[07:44:18] And I was like, this is funny.
[07:44:21] All right.
[07:44:25] Bro, the whole squad got the full hours.
[07:44:30] Unless I don't act.
[07:44:31] If it doesn't take me to cool, then I'll be cool like that.
[07:44:34] I'll never get it though, I'll never get it though.
[07:44:47] Yo, now explain to me why they do that.
[07:44:51] Why are you wearing it so low you can't, you look like a fart.
[07:44:55] I'm not a thug doing that.
[07:44:56] If it doesn't take you to be cool then I'll be cool like that.
[07:45:01] I'll let you hear about it.
[07:45:05] Excusi will you be the new leg of Batman?
[07:45:08] It looks like it's an easy entry.
[07:45:10] Fuck you, stupidity and dolly.
[07:45:12] I'm... I think... Yeezy's.
[07:45:15] These are, I think, um...
[07:45:31] you
[07:46:01] you
[07:46:31] you
[07:47:01] you
[07:47:31] you
[07:48:01] You can make me food when I can just do it myself because a cook knows more than you
[07:48:21] and they are better than you and they can help make you learn.
[07:48:25] Okay, motherfucker?
[07:48:27] You can be wrong.
[07:48:28] It's okay to be wrong.
[07:48:30] You don't understand style and fashion as much as they do and neither do I, obviously.
[07:48:35] But they can help you put things into perspective.
[07:48:38] You can use a style to put the pieces you like together in a cohesive manner.
[07:48:47] Right. They can help bring your vision to life and not make it look like a fool.
[07:48:51] Don't worry about... No, no, listen. Just listen.
[07:48:53] It wouldn't be you.
[07:48:54] It wouldn't be you.
[07:48:55] It wouldn't be you, though.
[07:48:56] No, no, no. Listen.
[07:48:58] A great example is the bulky shoes, right? You think there's no way because you have long legs.
[07:49:02] Because if you go to a stylist and you say, I like these shoes, but I have this problem where I think
[07:49:07] I have long legs that don't look good on me, they're gonna find good pants and a good shirt
[07:49:10] to make it look like it's not shit. And then you'll say, wow, this actually looks good on me.
[07:49:14] Or you'll say, you know what, actually I'm not feeling it. And then you move on.
[07:49:19] Okay. That's true. I'm not bullshitting you, bro. It's okay.
[07:49:22] game. So I've been thinking, I like to wear a cape.
[07:49:29] I'm done, I'm leaving. Peace.
[07:49:36] You need a stylist because whenever you pick out your own clothes you look like an idiot.
[07:49:41] Yo. Yo what up.
[07:49:45] I usually just buy a pair of sketchers. Like you?
[07:49:49] Yeah, Skechers are literally the way, bro.
[07:49:51] And fuck laces, because they're annoying,
[07:49:53] because you got to go down and bend.
[07:49:55] Fuck all these Ashen trends and shit, bro.
[07:49:57] Just be you.
[07:49:58] Oh, no.
[07:49:58] You went to that.
[07:49:59] I didn't say that.
[07:50:00] It's an app.
[07:50:01] What?
[07:50:06] What'd you just say?
[07:50:12] I'd say, is this what I'm supposed to do?
[07:50:14] Yeah, remember bro, what's the bald billionaire guy?
[07:50:26] Ah, Jeff Mezos?
[07:50:28] No, I know we saw at, yeah, bro, he was wearing flip flops and like shorts and like, I've
[07:50:35] no name sure.
[07:50:36] Yeah, with a watch, more than, yeah, that's all you gotta do is wear the watch, like
[07:50:43] just bear some fucking sketches bro and lock it put on some fucking proxies
[07:50:49] that I don't hear is that your pulse you walk out with prox gg now you walk out
[07:50:55] with prox I'm telling you right now gg he's a frickin bust the bitch ass
[07:51:01] well all I know he does like this treatment where he goes to another
[07:51:06] country and it recycles his blood and like filters all his blood you're
[07:51:12] like we should get that done bro. For what? I don't know, just give it a shot.
[07:51:23] It's daylight forever now. There's a wrong guy going back. No it isn't.
[07:51:28] Why are you going to be a water and have sex with that thing?
[07:51:35] Alright, what are we doing? And also, hi. Oh, hello. You got a roll, bro. I don't
[07:51:40] to bring it up but I told you no no no yeah well I mean I would have locked in it and
[07:51:45] it agreed on a certain amount of games like we were just gonna coast and you know I mean
[07:51:51] where's our base out of the way
[07:51:54] oh this way can we put a beacon on the place so we know where we're going
[07:51:59] yeah we gotta do that buddy you're just cranking it like it's you need to repair it is it's
[07:52:03] It's gonna fucking bust it. It's blinking
[07:52:11] Yeah, it's going even down more is it breaking yeah, yeah, it is what if this
[07:52:19] No, but what if I just do this then yeah, but stop breaking my though
[07:52:24] You know
[07:52:27] All right now I'm lost up use system meter 360, but he where is our house?
[07:52:33] It's this way trust it because it goes down. No, it's not there
[07:52:43] Just see what no no no it's this way it's this way. Where is just he going?
[07:52:51] It's this way I trust
[07:52:54] You're blinking red. Well, it's yet this thing is about to blow up
[07:53:03] Oh
[07:53:10] Thank you
[07:53:12] Oh god this game me more wet than that diver love you chat excuse me. We built above the truck you know
[07:53:20] Yeah, this current is nice, but I take this current like that's right
[07:53:23] I'm not kidding. We went around the whole map. We found a home like where is the home?
[07:53:29] We're almost there
[07:53:33] I
[07:53:43] In terms of I'm you know, I'm tricky towers though. That was the crazy I did I'm happy that I wonder how much I was bro
[07:53:49] I didn't throw like fucking three rounds. Yeah, I want to get out as well
[07:53:55] I found house
[07:53:57] No, it's not that she's in where's our house?
[07:54:04] No, no, oh my god
[07:54:13] it. Dude my shit is red as hell and I'm running out of power. I actually can't believe it.
[07:54:34] We are lost.
[07:54:35] Biomass in this region is dominated by a single species of large jelly.
[07:54:39] Wait, careful.
[07:54:40] The simple ecosystems are often a sign of ecological crisis.
[07:54:45] Large jelly.
[07:54:46] Why does it want us to go to the Angel Colm again?
[07:54:50] It doesn't.
[07:54:51] But you can take it off your signals.
[07:54:52] I don't think it...
[07:54:53] We have to come here.
[07:54:57] It doesn't.
[07:54:58] Yeah, he is unpignant in the signal.
[07:55:03] Okay, our base is about four meters from this.
[07:55:08] I think we're about to make it there.
[07:55:10] Oh, okay, I know what to do.
[07:55:13] It's to our, I know exactly what to do.
[07:55:15] Right or to the left?
[07:55:17] Well, I know how to get here from the light spot.
[07:55:19] Because I did the...
[07:55:20] But it's just to the left, that's it.
[07:55:26] I'm saying it on God.
[07:55:28] I'm not gonna say that.
[07:55:33] No, I know where to go, follow me, figure it out, did you, yep, because I had never
[07:55:56] had a run on the materials back and forth, yep, I found it, well, what was it, some
[07:56:02] Is it dead?
[07:56:03] Where was it?
[07:56:04] It's on the driver.
[07:56:05] I can always recharge this thing with a cell.
[07:56:09] I have one in my bag.
[07:56:11] Look, cell right...
[07:56:13] I don't know how I knew exactly who this was.
[07:56:18] But I found it.
[07:56:19] It's not going to run out of battery.
[07:56:20] I can change it with a cell on a cell.
[07:56:28] So did you find it?
[07:56:30] Yeah, I'm here.
[07:56:31] And I have all the cysts and the thing he needs cysts, so now you can upgrade the bay.
[07:56:36] Uh, we have DJ MC for the one down please?
[07:56:40] Eh? Yeah, yeah.
[07:56:42] We're supposed to park this, by the way.
[07:56:45] Like, they're supposed to come in right here, and we're supposed to park this.
[07:56:49] Oh my god!
[07:56:55] Sorry about this.
[07:56:57] It's like a role-play thing?
[07:56:59] We'll come at a power
[07:57:06] Yeah, we need more lockers
[07:57:10] Yeah, look at the there's a bunch of sys at Rahom you said you needed that so I don't know if that's for thank you
[07:57:15] We need that bad
[07:57:21] Okay, so now we needed some quartz right to make the thing I'm gonna just start eating all the food I need it bad
[07:57:27] Okay, that's your thing.
[07:57:29] All right, so now then, now then.
[07:57:37] Blueprint, we need to have the thing that goes in the water.
[07:57:41] The water, the water fin.
[07:57:45] Yeah, we also need, what did you need the sys for?
[07:57:49] Sys.
[07:57:50] Oh, to make the thing, to make the fins.
[07:57:52] Okay.
[07:57:53] I can't find it.
[07:57:54] I can't find it like I'm like all my friends and up in like it was just
[07:57:59] Well, well, I'm back. I'm back. I'm back
[07:58:03] Here
[07:58:07] Uh, how do you drop?
[07:58:10] But you just um
[07:58:12] You're back. I think I'm gonna be here here here boom
[07:58:15] Take a piece of that
[07:58:17] You want better thank you, man
[07:58:22] Sick fresh water intake. Okay. Okay
[07:58:26] So we want to make something right?
[07:58:28] Yeah
[07:58:30] It was the arm then
[07:58:34] 30 seconds. Yeah, we need water mines exactly over here advanced wiring kits
[07:58:43] We can't the right of power where's the sunlight?
[07:58:47] It's almost out. It's almost out.
[07:58:51] Okay, we got it. That advanced line chip.
[07:58:54] Can you get the battery? I need the battery charger.
[07:58:56] Yep.
[07:58:58] Uh, we have a...
[07:58:59] I got you.
[07:59:01] And I just go ahead like this, and let me make this a little quicker. Right here.
[07:59:11] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh my god, what happened?
[07:59:17] Wait, it looks crazy!
[07:59:20] Oh, only yours does! Cool!
[07:59:23] Yo, it's fast!
[07:59:36] I need to repair the holo.
[07:59:47] I need to repair yours first, you need to chill out man.
[07:59:55] Nah, fine, it's all good, I'll just go get more materials.
[07:59:58] I'm gonna repair your tadpole-y, and I'm gonna make you one.
[08:00:01] The chastis does, I think it helps with the depth of water, right?
[08:00:06] Wait, what's on this quest?
[08:00:12] Do we have to go to Lightbot?
[08:00:14] ancient ruins no yeah the ancient speedy battery terminal let me make that video yes
[08:00:25] Oh, there. Battery terminal. Just for ya. Wait, it's bugged it.
[08:00:36] Um, huh? Bang. There.
[08:00:42] Yay. Yes, sir!
[08:00:47] Alright, we got some more batteries.
[08:00:50] I'm gonna pull my lights real quick.
[08:00:53] Oh, power cell, high capacity mobile power source for large structures or...
[08:00:58] Let's uh, let's uh, let's uh, progress into this game.
[08:01:01] Okay, well what we're gonna do is just make sure we have water and food, okay?
[08:01:04] Because we're gonna starve it.
[08:01:05] Yeah. Is your PC not DCing or anything?
[08:01:08] No.
[08:01:09] Okay, let's just beat the game, like we'll do it right now.
[08:01:12] Yeah, okay, that's what I'm talking about.
[08:01:14] That's good. Fuck it. Fuck it 1G.
[08:01:17] Fuck it 1G.
[08:01:18] Wait, that's not, that's not how that goes.
[08:01:22] Let's bring a power cell on board especially that we don't renounce
[08:01:34] Come here, I'll give you your your bladder. Thank you
[08:01:41] Okay, I think I'm ready to go you ready to go. Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready. Oh, uh, I'm a little hungry. Oh
[08:01:48] Oh, we can probably get some fishes.
[08:01:50] I got you, I got you. I'll get some fish right now.
[08:01:56] We went the ocean, right? I mean...
[08:01:58] We just do that, just like a fish.
[08:02:00] No, we can't...
[08:02:05] I don't see fish.
[08:02:07] Fish everywhere.
[08:02:11] Bro, I just picked up all the whole bunch of slugs.
[08:02:14] What are slugs?
[08:02:16] Slugs don't mean don't hurt them is there is there a fish vacuum where you get a suck just gotta be
[08:02:26] Wait, we're standing there
[08:02:28] Yeah, yeah, I'm on it.
[08:02:35] I'm gonna cook up some fish.
[08:02:44] I bought some salt so we can help with the cooking.
[08:02:47] Heard that.
[08:02:48] I'm gonna get them all nice and roasted.
[08:02:50] It's too loud now.
[08:02:51] I just made a half-moon jerky, Gigi, why all this is going to be scrumptious.
[08:03:04] Forty food?
[08:03:05] Wait, I'm making a bunch of it, hold on, I have a lot of water slides, you have a
[08:03:08] lot of water slides?
[08:03:09] I should make a lot of medkits as well, by the way.
[08:03:14] Fiber.
[08:03:15] We don't have any fibrous pulp.
[08:03:18] I can go get some.
[08:03:20] get some but I need to eat this first no let's just get out let's just get out here take this friend
[08:03:29] one for you no I have absolutely absolutely already okay well where is it let's go I mean I
[08:03:37] mean I'm not keeping it okay I didn't be sure you just hang on to my thing and for using yours
[08:03:45] Oh, is that a battery actually?
[08:03:54] No upgrades.
[08:03:55] Oh, we don't have any upgrades in this shit.
[08:03:59] Label.
[08:04:00] Uh, producer.
[08:04:01] Uh, how does it into battery?
[08:04:06] Power cell.
[08:04:07] Here you go.
[08:04:08] Yep.
[08:04:09] We don't have a big ender, we don't have a big ender.
[08:04:18] Can we just do a signal?
[08:04:19] Or you need to be careful.
[08:04:20] Oh careful!
[08:04:21] It's a heifer.
[08:04:22] It's a heifer.
[08:04:23] Care.
[08:04:24] Let's just go to the engine room.
[08:04:25] Right.
[08:04:26] Hop on.
[08:04:27] You on it?
[08:04:28] Yep.
[08:04:29] Oh, I had a chest on it.
[08:04:30] Hold on.
[08:04:31] Good idea.
[08:04:32] I'm going to shoot the fierce.
[08:04:33] good idea I'm gonna shoot the fias
[08:04:43] I'm fucking this shit up. Make an antenna. I will make a deacon.
[08:04:46] What's his name? Nibbler Mango.
[08:04:50] Get over here son of a bitch. I mean where's the deacon?
[08:04:58] I found sulfur bro I've never seen this.
[08:05:01] the base menu all right uh habitat beacon
[08:05:09] we're gonna call this one we're gonna
[08:05:25] call it oh my I got a box for the thing good I'm at bird look at my step it
[08:05:38] is that right on the back of them we're going in oh wait you have spots for two
[08:05:42] of them bro or never mind no that's the fins yeah sorry ready yep look at
[08:05:50] It's a sick bro. I'm hungry
[08:05:55] Watch this
[08:06:00] Oh
[08:06:04] Top it up like a hundred percent you think I have a lot of drinking my pockets. You want some pocket?
[08:06:13] That feels way better. I'm good now
[08:06:15] Well, what is detached chassis chat is they just removed it old because if it's like much place of hands
[08:06:20] You want to remove it into that right nothing not a break?
[08:06:23] Yeah, don't smile, please
[08:06:33] But
[08:06:36] Um
[08:06:39] What's happening
[08:06:45] Are you okay? Oh, we're getting sucked, bro. What the fuck?
[08:06:52] Get your shit out of here. I got him
[08:06:55] By what?
[08:06:57] It was a little sucker. There was a little sucker. I can't move
[08:07:01] Wait still is there more suck
[08:07:07] Wait on Gotti store box, but I can't move
[08:07:15] Okay I have to detach
[08:07:18] How do you have a-
[08:07:19] How do I do a-
[08:07:20] How do I detach?
[08:07:20] At this st-
[08:07:21] He's stolen
[08:07:27] Wait
[08:07:28] The Finns are gone forever?
[08:07:30] The Finns
[08:07:31] And he took the
[08:07:32] Uh
[08:07:33] Box
[08:07:34] XQCL forever, a juicer
[08:07:40] Oh no, you detached them I think to the floor bro
[08:07:42] I'm so confused I did I had to I was I was stuck in place
[08:07:53] Oh my god, there is a ginormous fish on me. I've never seen
[08:08:13] Oh, too big too big too big
[08:08:18] People glad rose
[08:08:20] What is that as you go? Well?
[08:08:22] Come back to me. I'm gonna stand it. I'm going in for a scan obviously ain't a pussy
[08:08:31] Okay, I'm a pussy. I'm a pussy. I'm a pussy
[08:08:35] No
[08:08:37] I'm pushing him, pushing him, come on!
[08:08:39] He's not scannable!
[08:08:40] Get on the fucking thing, man!
[08:08:42] Whoa, we already hit, where is he?
[08:08:44] Get on, man!
[08:08:46] I'm trying, bro, you keep fucking moving!
[08:08:49] You're faster than me, I'm not on!
[08:08:52] Are you serious?
[08:08:55] Stop!
[08:08:57] I'm not on!
[08:08:59] I'm not on!
[08:09:01] I'm not on!
[08:09:03] I'm not on!
[08:09:05] are you on yes what would you say that I don't know because you just go to the
[08:09:15] fuck enemy you just ran for me six times I was trying to get all of you
[08:09:19] enormous whale fish on me sorry but I'm sorry to the national way to war so
[08:09:29] Jack, my fingers just bugged, that's it?
[08:09:33] Was it really expensive?
[08:09:34] Wait, wait, did you hear that?
[08:09:36] Yeah.
[08:09:39] Keeps dangerous.
[08:09:42] Oh!
[08:09:43] Yeah dude, he just bit my arm off.
[08:09:47] Fuck.
[08:09:50] See, I don't think we should go there!
[08:09:54] We must, bro.
[08:09:55] We're only 600 away, just go.
[08:09:59] What is that? Okay, that's Cthulhu!
[08:10:02] Hold on!
[08:10:07] That's literally Cthulhu!
[08:10:10] Okay, we cannot go there!
[08:10:12] Okay, we cannot go there!
[08:10:14] We can't, we can't.
[08:10:15] It's probably through under-
[08:10:16] It's probably through the caves, if I would have been able to get- Well, yes.
[08:10:19] Maybe we can go around Cthulhu, perhaps?
[08:10:29] Hey look this looks way safer this way. It looks cozy actually. What's that there?
[08:10:38] Check it out. This is a condo. Pick some, pick some, pick some. Pick some. My scanner's gone.
[08:10:52] Come on. Come in, come in.
[08:10:57] Yep. I think I...
[08:11:01] Oh, wait a minute. My scanner's gone. I have to make a new one.
[08:11:04] Oh, it's breaking. Maximum hold up.
[08:11:07] We're good, we're good. Go more up maybe. Maybe we're just too low.
[08:11:13] Is the analyzer?
[08:11:15] I hear something fucking really scary.
[08:11:18] just be lying it to the alien rooms go
[08:11:24] because it was behind us do not turn around just go
[08:11:34] detecting artificial towers in this region that come analysis shows it's
[08:11:39] He's behind the structure.
[08:11:42] There he is.
[08:11:54] Music just increased run.
[08:11:57] Good, good.
[08:12:03] Is it cave to the right?
[08:12:05] Should I go scan him you think?
[08:12:07] What is that, Max-Wing?
[08:12:10] I don't have a scanner.
[08:12:12] Are you? We're gonna go back- We're gonna go back, honey?
[08:12:15] Yeah.
[08:12:16] I don't have a scanner though, so...
[08:12:21] Yo, now. He's turning, he's turning.
[08:12:26] He aggro'd. Run.
[08:12:37] Oh, we got a snitch. He's snitching.
[08:12:41] Yep. Are you serious?
[08:12:49] Okay, go, go, go.
[08:12:51] Go where? Go where, man?
[08:12:53] Left, left, left, left.
[08:12:55] I'll be on the pool and wait until he turns.
[08:13:00] It's like a trollfish that's just trolling us.
[08:13:07] 73 months.
[08:13:17] No.
[08:13:23] You press C to go down.
[08:13:30] He's coming, is he late?
[08:13:35] Now you're safe. We're good. What is that?
[08:13:43] I'm not gonna make it fly in between it. Maybe it's a whoa. Yeah, I'm genius
[08:13:55] Do that like that
[08:14:01] Dude that was scary
[08:14:05] What is that me bro, that's that's fun a boss. I don't have standard is so you oh
[08:14:11] It's just little no, we're good there's a ready eel ready eel oh
[08:14:17] No, I like it. That's just something it doesn't get it as a nose if it doesn't appear so whole
[08:14:22] Wait, look down there. What is that?
[08:14:27] Well, how far are we to the room to see he's shooting at us out as a gun he has a gun
[08:14:35] Is this spaceship or is it like a monster?
[08:14:40] It's a monster.
[08:14:42] Oh!
[08:14:44] Next one.
[08:14:46] Inflammable chains! We need that!
[08:14:49] And this as well. Re-breather.
[08:14:57] And this as well. Look at these.
[08:15:00] I know we already have this.
[08:15:04] It's okay.
[08:15:09] Come on.
[08:15:10] Not standard on my inventory. I don't know why. I think I dropped it somehow.
[08:15:13] Come on.
[08:15:15] Yeah, I'm here.
[08:15:15] Fight on your inventory.
[08:15:17] It's not.
[08:15:21] Oh, I'll need to go to the ruins first. Remember?
[08:15:25] Yep. We're here.
[08:15:26] Oh, what is this?
[08:15:28] Research Outposts.
[08:15:31] There's...
[08:15:31] They had power connected, let's see.
[08:15:36] Oh, it's a puzzle, bro.
[08:15:39] Sorry, boss, what's going on?
[08:15:41] Waits when Obi-Wan Higuchi, are you...
[08:15:43] There you are, my guy's getting it.
[08:15:45] What's up?
[08:15:47] We're gonna make stuff here, what?
[08:15:49] Okay, come. You can actually put a battery in us.
[08:15:53] Well, let me just make this...
[08:15:57] Need plastic.
[08:16:01] back here they were testing the upgraded scanner when axem tailings attack them
[08:16:05] kill them and took iso he's here and I've got a black box to keep back I made
[08:16:11] this my reset now happy yeah we just wait for them to finish them off you
[08:16:15] did what now you can make this your respawn I guess
[08:16:20] I'll get the team out there to we go by the power this by the way I get
[08:16:26] He's put a barrier in it.
[08:16:27] It's all right, go.
[08:16:27] The dope needlers need to evade.
[08:16:30] Boss, the temple has our only death spot.
[08:16:32] Hell, system's out of work.
[08:16:34] Guys, come on, we'll be PDA log my conduct.
[08:16:38] You're so cool.
[08:16:39] I have you.
[08:16:39] All right, he's on.
[08:16:42] Including him, huh?
[08:16:44] Mrs. Ford is my pioneer scout.
[08:16:47] They call this area the protected zone.
[08:16:50] There are references in the logs you may wish to investigate.
[08:16:53] It's kind of exploiting. It doesn't move our oxygen. Can you see this?
[08:16:57] Wait, you didn't already do that?
[08:17:06] There's nothing else. I think we might have to go to the...
[08:17:10] Their supply cache is buried somewhere below this base.
[08:17:15] Maybe we want that.
[08:17:17] Yeah, that's what we gotta do.
[08:17:19] Do we have a mausoleum at all?
[08:17:26] Now we have air too!
[08:17:27] That's the good mausoleum on our thing!
[08:17:29] That's very good.
[08:17:30] Alright, we gotta go below this thing.
[08:17:33] There's stuff below it.
[08:17:35] Okay.
[08:17:36] Okay, can I breathe a little bit?
[08:17:38] Yep, just touch.
[08:17:40] I'm gonna drive a little bit.
[08:17:43] Wait, I cannot go full breathing.
[08:17:45] What's this?
[08:17:46] Is this silver?
[08:17:48] this this over that way let me go over there I'll get it no we don't need that
[08:17:55] we don't need it
[08:18:00] um wait below this thing is it that's what it said yeah below their storage
[08:18:05] catch they probably want to come back here with the um with the thing with
[08:18:10] the uh I think it I think it's down here look fire
[08:18:14] you sure yeah lots of material I need to breathe fast if you get to me I'm fresh
[08:18:23] water intake I'm not sure I'm coming in it's okay I got it I'll just breathe in
[08:18:31] here
[08:18:37] oh I see it I see it yeah yeah that's what that's what I was saying too yeah
[08:18:43] Yeah, I think it's below this.
[08:18:49] It's probably underneath these. I'm gonna blow them.
[08:18:51] No.
[08:18:55] In here.
[08:18:58] I don't think I'm gonna have that auction, but it's still mad at me.
[08:19:00] No, let me grab the tab.
[08:19:05] Had full needed for the show.
[08:19:08] Oh, I need to rebure that fairly.
[08:19:10] I mean, are we after-
[08:19:13] I love you very, very much.
[08:19:17] I've only breathed on this.
[08:19:21] I'll let you inside.
[08:19:23] Look at the screen.
[08:19:25] It sucks.
[08:19:27] I'll let you breathe here.
[08:19:30] Yeah, I just can't breathe there.
[08:19:33] Oh, we can't make it yet because we don't have the fulver moment.
[08:19:37] Is there any reason I'm breathing here?
[08:19:41] No, but I have a feeling this is what the loot's at.
[08:19:45] Bro, you can general loot on me by the way. You can. It's not that deep. Kill the meat.
[08:19:55] I might go out of breath as you, uh...
[08:19:59] I don't know if I can squeeze this.
[08:20:03] Yeah, I can't squeeze this, bro. I can't get in.
[08:20:05] Okay, I just use my bladder. I'm about to go out.
[08:20:08] seconds I don't think you can squeeze unless you squeeze right here maybe no no no no no
[08:20:16] come on come on I don't want to go
[08:20:24] to the outside yeah I think the game oh down there I saw something yeah yeah it's
[08:20:29] through here yeah I think the game's telling us that we have to get the
[08:20:32] rebreather to get the supply what if we brute-forged it though
[08:20:35] We might be able to also don't we use them touch those with to get
[08:20:45] We need to go break the poison
[08:20:54] There
[08:21:05] No, no, out out out and let's do it
[08:21:13] It was good. I don't tell you
[08:21:17] No, I think it's a puzzle, bro
[08:21:20] Very easy the other ones person. Yeah. Yeah, it's like the lady was like this thing
[08:21:29] Yeah
[08:21:35] We gotta get out, we gotta leave the guy here.
[08:21:40] Uh, where was the uh, rebreather?
[08:21:44] Sick.
[08:21:46] What we need is...
[08:21:51] Oh yeah, yeah, we got a light button.
[08:21:53] Okay, there had to be some rebreather pieces there we could get, no?
[08:21:59] Oh, we don't know it fully.
[08:22:02] I thought we just learned the full thing.
[08:22:03] No.
[08:22:05] Did we?
[08:22:10] Yeah, we learned the whole thing. It's two fiber meshes and a system chip. Okay
[08:22:17] Oh, we need we needed something. We need some lead for sure
[08:22:23] Well, we needed something else
[08:22:25] You said the fiber
[08:22:27] Yeah, I'm gonna be those anyway early. Oh, yeah, we need fiber for sure
[08:22:30] Okay, um, I wouldn't know, we went to the ancient ruins, did we know?
[08:22:40] I pull up?
[08:22:41] Come on, E.
[08:22:46] Wait, we skipped it entirely?
[08:22:48] Wait, you're telling us that we skipped the game and we're skipping content?
[08:22:53] Nah.
[08:22:54] No show.
[08:22:55] No show it should be like right here though. Oh
[08:23:02] Shit this whole thing
[08:23:06] What is it? This looks cool. This looks cool
[08:23:10] This is an eight. Oh, maybe the top maybe we're going to top
[08:23:13] I mean it is an alien base. Yeah, I mean that we have to miss that
[08:23:17] There's an aliens have been here a hundred percent. You can tell because it's a shape of the time
[08:23:23] I'm trying to figure this out
[08:23:25] What's going on?
[08:23:32] Wait, can we walk? Oh my god, we're walking in the game, bro.
[08:23:37] Well, I mean, so we're doing it in an habitat, right?
[08:23:40] They care. Yeah, but we're like on the land.
[08:23:43] Oh, okay.
[08:23:45] Oh, I just got shocked by something.
[08:23:47] You want to get in? I'm one street. I'm another one street. That thing's one street. It completely bombed me.
[08:23:52] I'll go in.
[08:23:54] You know, uh, come on.
[08:23:56] I'm in. Yeah, I'm in.
[08:23:58] Alright, I guess we gotta go to the bottom.
[08:24:02] Um...
[08:24:05] That was what leads deeper, yeah.
[08:24:09] Maybe follow where the tubes of the airs are going.
[08:24:12] Maybe that's like the shortcut to lead.
[08:24:14] Yeah.
[08:24:19] Oh, it has like spotlights.
[08:24:22] Okay, I think follow that little, that breeze.
[08:24:27] Um, as long as we get five round the way into home, I think we can probably do all the upgrades
[08:24:30] that we need to.
[08:24:31] Oh, stop moving for a second.
[08:24:33] They're saying my scanner is on the top of the tab.
[08:24:36] Yeah, it is.
[08:24:37] It really is.
[08:24:38] How?
[08:24:39] Where?
[08:24:40] It's right here.
[08:24:41] Got it.
[08:24:42] Oh, it is.
[08:24:43] Come here.
[08:24:44] I'll drop it.
[08:24:45] What the heck?
[08:24:46] Come in.
[08:24:47] I'm wondering if you have any, any heals?
[08:24:49] Uh, yes.
[08:24:50] Yes.
[08:24:51] Yeah, I'm fine.
[08:24:56] Is that you?
[08:24:57] Yeah, I love it.
[08:24:58] Thank you.
[08:24:59] Alright, you on it?
[08:25:01] Yeah.
[08:25:02] Let's go.
[08:25:04] Oh, wait, hold on there!
[08:25:05] Look, it's down there!
[08:25:08] Yeah, this is the entrance.
[08:25:09] Yep.
[08:25:10] Oh, wow.
[08:25:11] This looks like a World of Warcraft Dungeon entrance.
[08:25:13] Now it's Destiny 2?
[08:25:15] What is that behind you?
[08:25:16] That changed.
[08:25:17] Oh my gosh, it's getting close.
[08:25:19] Don't turn around for a moment.
[08:25:23] We could just blast through.
[08:25:25] Okay, we- this is operational, bro.
[08:25:29] Are not operational.
[08:25:31] So we must...
[08:25:32] Stand up.
[08:25:34] The core is unpowered.
[08:25:36] An alt-terra generator.
[08:25:38] An alt-terra generator.
[08:25:42] Locate an alien generator to gain access.
[08:25:45] Oh, shit.
[08:25:46] Wait, he just fell the wire there.
[08:25:48] Oh, yeah, yeah true true
[08:25:54] Yep
[08:25:58] Sure, there's some wire somewhere that will lead right to drink to it. Oh
[08:26:01] It's one that go deeper and that's how we would get the way we get the rear there
[08:26:07] Right, I don't know. I feel like it's almost separate
[08:26:10] I
[08:26:14] Must go home and maybe every really enjoy that and they will come back
[08:26:20] Right now what you do yeah, I think I'm re-breather is
[08:26:25] We'll get our wings back and get a month of it. I'm my vacation station. We're gonna my favorite ocean
[08:26:30] Let's just say I don't have a pacific favorites
[08:26:33] that guy was bigger than the last guy right no it's the same guy
[08:26:44] he's on you oh run
[08:26:49] I got him! I got him! I got him!
[08:26:56] That was really close, no?
[08:27:02] He was, yeah. He's still on you.
[08:27:05] I'll tell you right now. I just feel music in my heart right now.
[08:27:19] I didn't see him, I thought he was behind the other rock.
[08:27:35] He doesn't know, he doesn't know, he knows, he knows, he knows.
[08:27:49] Who knows? Who knows?
[08:27:56] Oh, he's breaking! We're breaking! We're breaking!
[08:27:59] Prepare!
[08:28:02] I say we bladder to the top.
[08:28:08] I'm blabbering! Blabbering! Bye!
[08:28:12] He grabbed me, but he stepped out!
[08:28:14] I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
[08:28:19] Did you- oh my god I just respawned.
[08:28:32] Uh.
[08:28:33] Absolutely fucked.
[08:28:34] I'm at the ruins bro.
[08:28:39] What does it count because?
[08:28:46] Did you get the full death screen?
[08:28:48] Like, did he pick you up and shove you in his throat?
[08:28:50] Yeah.
[08:28:52] OK, I just want to make sure you got that two-to-five
[08:28:55] turn me on.
[08:28:58] That's the type of game.
[08:29:02] OK.
[08:29:04] I might be right there then.
[08:29:06] OK, what did we get the fiber from, the XQCL?
[08:29:10] I found another quest.
[08:29:12] Wow, it was over here, that was creepy.
[08:29:18] So, it was good I died.
[08:29:20] W, death.
[08:29:25] Chad, the fiber.
[08:29:28] The orange stuff, man.
[08:29:31] Not those ones, right?
[08:29:38] At least, see what I like about this game is it's not too...
[08:29:42] painful like you get your move back true
[08:29:56] uh i'm just gonna get a little bit of fabric expect your tadpole to be
[08:29:58] completely destroyed when you get back to it
[08:30:02] what i mean is fine i mean i thought it was broken anyway i could
[08:30:06] I could leave her then, so...
[08:30:15] The Toad, uh, Unload the Toad? Unbench the kinch?
[08:30:26] Unplug the Frog when you press.
[08:30:31] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[08:30:34] Why does this tadpole have wings at home?
[08:30:36] No, it just bugged it, it just bugged it.
[08:30:43] Oh, if they bugged it reset it barely.
[08:30:51] The devs came into our game and saved it for us, W devs.
[08:30:54] W devs dude, holy.
[08:30:56] Can you bring G.S. until we get a little bit slower?
[08:30:59] I think I died and lost it.
[08:31:01] I'm bringing three silvers.
[08:31:03] uh... more people are making more for all of us
[08:31:07] okay and forget them and they'll get you i mean i do it i do it could not be
[08:31:10] shit
[08:31:13] now you're making my
[08:31:18] wait no no ten years of it
[08:31:23] stop stop stop
[08:31:33] Oh, we're so dumb too because we didn't grab the battery out of the thing back
[08:31:40] We're so bad at this game
[08:31:42] Wait, that's what I needed, right?
[08:31:44] Am I stupid?
[08:31:46] That's what I needed
[08:31:48] Okay, uh, I mean we should go to my pod as well for that
[08:31:56] I'm making a good plastic build for us so we can have an air capacity high tank
[08:32:00] tank fiber and rubber wait I'm not we need a lot more wait those are basic
[08:32:22] Oh man, where are the weapons at?
[08:32:27] Fiber mesh
[08:32:30] Strong acid. Oh, we can make that
[08:32:33] You're making me a rebreather too, right or not? Yes
[08:32:40] Okay, we need something like an opposite rebreather, so that like one that you go down
[08:32:45] down. What? Like an opposite re-breather where it takes the oxygen out of you so you can
[08:32:53] go down faster. That'd be fun. What were the point of that? Just because I want to go
[08:33:01] down to the bottom of the ocean faster and take forever. Oh! Like an opposite re-breather.
[08:33:06] Do they even have that in real life? No, I don't think they have any of this
[08:33:11] in our life. No, that is what we'd like to do. I mean...
[08:33:21] It's called weights. Ah, that's slow though. What about accelerated
[08:33:27] weights? That's what I'm saying. I want to just like
[08:33:30] lower my air out of my oxygen fast and go down. Oh, we need cysts. You know how to
[08:33:36] get those I forgot yet they're on top of little green they're kind of rare
[08:33:43] looking towards the alien area they look like green orbs with purple tentacles
[08:33:49] coming out like the little batches yo but yeah by the way the munchkins win it
[08:33:54] but my my local team they went a hockey or they're gonna bring the
[08:33:59] I'm gonna make a high capacity air tank for me.
[08:34:05] Wait, that's why I'm working on it.
[08:34:08] That's why I put the plastic ingots in there.
[08:34:10] Yeah, I'm gonna use it. Is that cool?
[08:34:12] Yeah, I think we should have enough for two.
[08:34:17] That's cool.
[08:34:19] I don't think anybody knows where even Buffalo is anyway.
[08:34:22] Who cares?
[08:34:23] What even is Buffalo anyway?
[08:34:25] It's just kind of trash.
[08:34:28] We have six cysts, by the way.
[08:34:32] Of course.
[08:34:33] No, we have eight cysts.
[08:34:35] That's good.
[08:34:36] Uh, make some fiber mesh a little bit with that, while I get some silver crusts.
[08:34:41] Yes, sir.
[08:34:42] Let's see, fiber mesh.
[08:34:44] Well, we need fiber.
[08:34:46] I have that. I have that. I don't even know.
[08:34:47] I, I, I don't know.
[08:34:48] And we need the pouches.
[08:34:49] I'm gonna go get the pouches.
[08:34:50] Look on the ground.
[08:34:51] It may fell on the ground because that wasn't there to pick it up.
[08:34:54] Bop, bop.
[08:34:58] Where's the silver though?
[08:35:07] Um, yeah another shortage of silver.
[08:35:18] Oh, flares, this way to Couturelu, is that how that works?
[08:35:21] We can do that.
[08:35:22] Oh, that sounds, that makes sense.
[08:35:24] Is there no, um, I'm not a power.
[08:35:32] But, take a battery out of your supersonic.
[08:35:38] That's not a battery, it's a power cell, it's a different tool.
[08:35:45] Oh, no.
[08:35:50] Oh
[08:35:59] Yeah, we need to build up to recharge them also dizzy. I can't find it. No fucking silver
[08:36:05] Yes, so
[08:36:08] No, that's what you say. No, like like there's a biomes excuse. There's like fucking like five static types
[08:36:13] And you just
[08:36:15] But I haven't done it to do yet
[08:36:20] But yeah, I think in general it's a rare resource for sure, like only a few mimes of it.
[08:36:26] Dude, our fabricator isn't detecting the strong acid that is inside of a thing.
[08:36:32] Or not, it's a mild acid.
[08:36:38] How do you make a strong acid, though?
[08:36:40] Get some gold. There's two recipes for it. Just keep scrolling down on the fabricator.
[08:36:45] Or on the other thing.
[08:36:50] That's Quartz again, right?
[08:36:55] Alright, I'm back to work out.
[08:36:58] I have to go all the way to the other biomes to get the stupid ass material.
[08:37:03] Real quick, what do you mean by other things?
[08:37:07] I'm going to keep it up. I don't remember what I was saying.
[08:37:11] What?
[08:37:12] What were you saying? You were like, what are you through with? Like what?
[08:37:15] I don't know. I don't remember what I was saying either.
[08:37:17] The other fabricator like that like it's the the constructor or whatever the refiner the the oh the processor. Yes
[08:37:27] Keep scrolling down on the recipes and you're gonna find it the
[08:37:31] recipe
[08:37:34] For
[08:37:36] So acid that is not the main one but with gold got it. Yeah, I got it sulfur and gold. Yeah
[08:37:42] Okay, got you there you go the bro
[08:37:47] you know you know if I see it wins the the the
[08:37:53] the standard copy it'll be the first time that the Canada team has won it in
[08:37:57] fucking like three decades like three and a half decades four decades and I
[08:38:02] need to charge my machine see I have it pinned right I do I have to throw it
[08:38:07] in there manually um no you just do a load on this is loaded
[08:38:17] See the load
[08:38:22] Okay, I was just said yo, where's the silver I'm gonna throw a piece of a fucking model
[08:38:31] I'm making two of these because his bomb was very rich in in silver
[08:38:40] All makes scanner room your rights
[08:38:47] I'm not going home without silver. I'm not doing it.
[08:38:57] Load.
[08:38:59] 11% still is over.
[08:39:09] Yeah, I think I might be...
[08:39:15] Break like not just like dumb
[08:39:18] That's what that's why not right now
[08:39:21] Gotcha. I just wanted three laps. I
[08:39:24] Did three fucking laps? Oh
[08:39:30] I know what it is. I'm stupid
[08:39:33] Okay, so
[08:39:37] Okay, so listen to me I have the two gold and the two
[08:39:41] Oh, I see you just click load it loads it
[08:39:50] Like there's more lithium in this bitch ass oh man, I can't I'm gonna go home because I'm all about running time
[08:39:56] Like I'm gonna go home and we need to just get this out of the way
[08:40:01] Like I'm thinking like this game
[08:40:04] The quality of life if you were if you actually care that much
[08:40:07] You lock in it you get three boxes of air material and you have enough of the rest of the game
[08:40:12] Like you don't even have to worry about it ever again like you don't care
[08:40:19] Yeah
[08:40:22] Why are we on the water how the hell do I use this shit
[08:40:26] I
[08:40:30] Don't use this
[08:40:34] Change the recipe no, I just go down. Oh
[08:40:39] There was two areas to click on this thing right when you came back. I clicked it local power
[08:40:45] All right, but I didn't realize it was a second button
[08:40:51] Well what
[08:40:56] Me?
[08:40:57] Yeah.
[08:40:58] You think you could have told me that there was a second option on the thing?
[08:41:05] Uh, man, fuck off.
[08:41:07] No, fuck you.
[08:41:08] You could have 100% told me.
[08:41:10] Now I gotta go find a slug.
[08:41:13] Uh, we need a hydroelectric.
[08:41:16] What else are we gonna do to make some fucking power in your stupid ass?
[08:41:23] bioreactor but like are we close to this
[08:41:30] not really also didn't we live here to
[08:41:37] power how close to me to keep power
[08:41:40] I just spam the solar, I don't care, I don't give a shit.
[08:42:07] and chip fiber mesh.
[08:42:12] Warning, power offline.
[08:42:15] Really, bitch?
[08:42:16] Really, bitch?
[08:42:17] Just remove the batteries here,
[08:42:19] so they stop charging.
[08:42:20] It'll stop doing the power.
[08:42:22] Oh, get it?
[08:42:22] We need 21?
[08:42:27] It's so funny.
[08:42:32] We're gonna put the translator, it's Luther's.
[08:42:36] Wait you get Bluetooth power from the fucking turbine
[08:42:40] XQCR you don't even know how to play the game a
[08:42:47] Dive elevator
[08:42:50] Wasn't it you wasn't even to make a constructor
[08:42:57] Wait struck this had full upgrades you can make it so that reduce powers by 20% 80%
[08:43:05] wait did you make a breather we can't yet because we need to make this in this
[08:43:11] but we have no son
[08:43:24] let's you go you know we had to go along anyway remember yeah you said go
[08:43:30] lifepod for what oh quests oh yeah so we have a new box Ruby to Ruby to yeah I
[08:43:41] got we almost missed the glass wait for me I'm the power I forgot where the
[08:43:44] power really have no power cells let's just wait that let's wait and have an
[08:43:48] AMA okay we also need to make a power cell charger
[08:43:53] we know wiring kid again it like we need silver for everything I can't do
[08:43:57] we have silver though we have one two three welcome to the water we have
[08:44:07] oxygen in about 10 seconds because there's some scum in it but we have
[08:44:10] four so but it's not enough we need like eight or more
[08:44:17] I bet.
[08:44:21] Um...
[08:44:26] Power cell, wiring kits.
[08:44:31] Tadpole dock. I bet we need a tadpole dock instead of...
[08:44:35] Dude, I'm gonna panic.
[08:44:38] Are we docking in this game?
[08:44:41] Yeah, but we need copper wire and titanium and shit.
[08:44:47] What a absolute yes, so
[08:44:58] Where is the sign that
[08:45:11] All right
[08:45:13] Fuck it. No, don't whoa. Whoa. Whoa. No, I don't allow you to chill out. No, I don't care
[08:45:34] You got it I'm a study bro. Yeah, she went full black
[08:45:37] You know low key though you should do shit's just gonna die and then do the do the life
[08:45:43] pod mission at the life pod I mean it was like 20 meters like that I'll just go up
[08:45:47] that hand out with it anymore.
[08:45:48] What the fuck did you just say?
[08:45:50] Bro that's literally cheating.
[08:45:53] All of our deaths that we've done have been bugs so they've been legal.
[08:45:58] We can't do that.
[08:45:59] Dude I just wanted you to understand that like we're not even Saturn or we're not
[08:46:03] any of those cool planets we're a fucking rock around Saturn and we're irrelevant
[08:46:06] Like let's just give up but there's no there's no there's a chance there's a chance that just life
[08:46:13] Okay, I mean it won't be us. I mean
[08:46:20] I'm gonna literally use every bit of my brain
[08:46:23] Okay, okay, please don't do that
[08:46:29] Titanium and get copper ingot, okay easy
[08:46:34] Sick of this attach wire
[08:46:36] I could build a turbine right here, but it's just too far away, it's trying to meet us,
[08:47:05] There's a son of this, never gonna make it.
[08:47:15] Okay.
[08:47:15] I found a salt for you.
[08:47:18] Thank you.
[08:47:24] I'm bringing all of my girls back home, okay?
[08:47:26] Yep.
[08:47:27] I'm looking for the threats that are out there.
[08:47:30] Apparently it will make it all the way to our spot then.
[08:47:35] I will build it then
[08:47:38] I'll do that for a second
[08:47:43] Just so you can get your gun out of a mess right now
[08:47:50] Silver
[08:47:51] Yeah that, I haven't found a single one
[08:47:54] It's on the other side of the fucking map by all month like we're
[08:47:58] Power connected, all systems online
[08:48:02] 4th row?
[08:48:06] Let's get it.
[08:48:10] Wiring kit.
[08:48:22] Fiber.
[08:48:32] I can do any one of that at all? I'm by the back, I'm by the back for now. I'm by the back for two seconds.
[08:48:37] Here, here.
[08:48:40] Here they go, there.
[08:48:47] Okay, and now we're gonna make a rebreather. We need a Fiber Mesh.
[08:48:52] and then we need it also a system ship yep we should be able to do that
[08:49:05] have it so just run the same picture why aren't we doing the bio-racker
[08:49:15] Scrubs
[08:49:22] Yeah, also, I've revealed her and tank it out both
[08:49:26] Okay, do you do you want me to make the bioreactor?
[08:49:31] Sure, I'll make you I'm making I'm making a thing to now as well
[08:49:38] More fiber
[08:49:45] this okay easy I'm gonna make a bioreactor and we'll never be out of power forever
[08:49:52] it's what's going to happen to do that
[08:49:56] you're late
[08:49:58] you really like what yeah because we wait we don't have power and then we just waste 10 minutes
[08:50:04] like how many times have we done that three times six months to not get a welcome to the jungle
[08:50:10] Okay, we're gonna recharge those fucking cells
[08:50:18] I'm about you know what forget I'm making it I made a cell because I don't care I don't get a charge of cells
[08:50:24] I'm gonna make new cells every time and I'm fucking lazy. I'm such a piece of shit
[08:50:29] I will mechanically fucking change battery every time they're making our charger. I guess I guess I'll give you shit
[08:50:35] I'm so mad at the system that I'm gonna keep doing it
[08:50:40] I don't remember what it was.
[08:50:43] Tadpole dock. Yeah, but it's, well, it takes four fucking, uh, uh, a plate steel that...
[08:50:49] It's fine.
[08:50:53] Hey, where's BioReactor?
[08:50:57] Okay, Chad, where was this on the last time? You remember?
[08:50:59] It's near all the habitat, correct?
[08:51:01] No! This bioprocessor is so annoying.
[08:51:10] material scattered. Wait, there's a Rekai?
[08:51:15] Okay, I made it! Thank you, man! Holy shit, I have to W. That's a go.
[08:51:30] Rekai and Neon just ready to W. We're gonna keep it up.
[08:51:35] Oh, look at that
[08:51:37] That's quartz. We don't need quartz. It's useless. It's just it's like a it's like a rock
[08:51:45] Wait go back there now the kids over there are you true?
[08:51:54] Cave in pink bushes and it's over here and more points
[08:52:05] Now look, more of everything else in the game, except for what we need it.
[08:52:07] Did I kinda like that, Jesse?
[08:52:10] Dumb.
[08:52:11] And then...
[08:52:14] Hold up.
[08:52:20] Cool.
[08:52:21] Buildable and ba- oh, I- you have the base builder thing.
[08:52:24] So I've never even done that.
[08:52:26] Hold up.
[08:52:27] Oh my god!
[08:52:29] I found the absolute motherloader!
[08:52:32] After the great albums we are KSI and the world is totally unreal.
[08:52:44] Let's see, we will never name any of this shit ever again, you know what I'm saying?
[08:52:49] Okay, I made the bioreactor and now we just put fish in it.
[08:53:05] I'm going to go get thousands of fish, THOUSANDS!
[08:53:09] Okay, just eat.
[08:53:13] That's it.
[08:53:14] This is the next one.
[08:53:15] This is every material we need if it was the game.
[08:53:16] That's it.
[08:53:17] I got all of it.
[08:53:18] Coming back home.
[08:53:19] Okay, more password and then we're done.
[08:53:21] That's what you think?
[08:53:22] You come back into the base now
[08:53:23] and you're gonna see what I did
[08:53:24] and you're gonna say, holy shmueling.
[08:53:31] Oh, my another battery.
[08:53:33] Like, see, like, this is a problem
[08:53:34] that is manifesting in game.
[08:53:37] Hold on, I'm gonna be like.
[08:53:40] All right, let's go in here like.
[08:53:42] It's cringe and it is kind of annoying to have,
[08:53:45] but you just need to use that
[08:53:47] Logitech charging mouse bad thing. That's just what I fuck that mouse, but it's a right. I don't use fucking bullshit
[08:53:53] No, I'm just so over my shit dying. This is just the greatest thing
[08:53:58] You have to charge it for like 10 minutes. Why do we fucking three weeks? Like it's not that big a deal
[08:54:03] Yeah, but it okay, you're right, but it happens at the worst time when it dies
[08:54:07] Like it will be like a counter strike match and my shit will die. So be more responsible adult than it
[08:54:12] Says you so nobody says you me bitch. I don't say you knew me me. Yeah
[08:54:21] Yeah, who else might talk to you?
[08:54:24] All right, you fall on your head or what?
[08:54:31] Okay, hold on I got sick we are not following you follow
[08:54:35] Oh
[08:54:39] Buddy buddy the worst thing he does on me is to follow somebody
[08:54:43] Don't don't don't don't go. Oh, dude. Let's do that. How about you give us some fucking comment first?
[08:55:00] No, this is like a self-plugger we're dying. Yeah, that's a terrible terrible play
[08:55:05] Okay, now Jesse, I'm about to cook so much shit at home.
[08:55:14] We will never need a thing again.
[08:55:17] Wait, but I made a bio-reactor, it's full of fish.
[08:55:20] Okay, by the way, did you make it really real for yourself?
[08:55:22] Or not?
[08:55:23] No.
[08:55:24] So you need that, right?
[08:55:25] Oh, I forgot to get fire roasted.
[08:55:37] I need short acid as well.
[08:55:45] Alright, boom. Look at the bioreactor inventory.
[08:55:47] You're in the Michaels.
[08:55:51] Oh my god!
[08:55:55] He puts fish in it. Yeah, that's fucking hard. We're running up a fish
[08:56:04] Yo, you cook straight up a
[08:56:07] I had to use my brain. I can't use it anymore. That's all you alright. It's offline. Okay. Yeah, no
[08:56:14] You need to make your own shit by the way. You need to make your own shit here
[08:56:16] We're gonna need plastic ingots in a minute. So you're gonna make that way and
[08:56:20] then you're gonna use
[08:56:22] your own tank to make the thing you need it and then you also to be breathing and
[08:56:27] they're never done that yeah well you got a bunch of the fibers right it's not
[08:56:31] coming up there we're missing like one fiber could you have any fiber at all
[08:56:36] I can get it well that's three I should go to make it right
[08:56:41] Oh
[08:56:46] Yeah
[08:56:52] Got it
[08:56:58] Maybe assistantship
[08:57:00] Yeah, you got a broco, but
[08:57:21] That's all good.
[08:57:23] Really?
[08:57:25] Maybe, yeah, maybe you got a shrimp and broccoli.
[08:57:29] Any water at all?
[08:57:32] Uh, no.
[08:57:35] I have so many fish.
[08:57:38] I'm going to get a plant seal, and then we're done.
[08:57:41] Wait, look at this real quick.
[08:57:42] I need to understand this.
[08:57:43] We're out.
[08:57:44] I'm looking.
[08:57:46] Come, come, come.
[08:57:47] I think, and I might be dumb,
[08:57:50] look into the fish thing I think if you click overdrive it makes the things
[08:57:56] process faster and I might be done yeah but we're gonna lose this on a mouth
[08:57:59] just a we need lithium clear shit there was a lot of that at the
[08:58:07] where the quest was yeah I know
[08:58:11] wait for me I want to hop on just give me the roll I'm giving them a 10 seconds
[08:58:20] I'm doing the born shit so you have to do so you don't have to do it
[08:58:25] I'm gonna take the silver out of my truck
[08:58:37] Oh I'm dying at the edge of the edge of the edge.
[08:58:44] Okay, I'm gonna use my brain one more time.
[08:58:53] Why is it so little, Lithiama?
[08:59:00] Wait, we've never found a Celestine.
[08:59:05] Oh, this is a Volta! Wow! Dude, give me that shit!
[08:59:45] Oh, I see
[08:59:48] Okay, I'm gonna give it to them and everyone over there
[08:59:52] Yeah, I was gonna also get some titanium. I'm turning this on over drive as well
[08:59:59] Good bang bang
[09:00:02] Here comes
[09:00:04] Wait you get a lot of titanium I need a little bit of it just like five or whatever
[09:00:08] But it's everywhere. It's everywhere on the base. You know on the ground
[09:00:10] X mole is in storm
[09:00:15] Just give me a 2
[09:00:18] That'd be nice
[09:00:20] He'll just dismantle some
[09:00:27] Okay, you need to make a plaque seal and then we're done
[09:00:30] Okay, I mean there should be enough mats for everything like we there's so many mats
[09:00:42] I don't know what to say anymore like this is insane. I created something. I don't know what it is
[09:00:47] Plats still um
[09:00:52] A bio lab. Oh, sorry wait wait
[09:00:56] No, no, no, no bring it down. Break that shit down. We don't need that. It's neither useful
[09:01:00] In this image of the other yeah, the patches
[09:01:09] Okay, I'm not finished your tank it with that we're all good
[09:01:15] Wait, I want to keep using my brain though. It's fun. I would advise against it personally right now
[09:01:22] Do we have the electric hydroelectric turbine on our thing? No, we don't we're fine
[09:01:28] it's over there- it's over there so he's able to be overkill
[09:01:35] I don't want to make this though hold on
[09:01:40] look how cool this looks dude we need to make a dock as well
[09:01:49] in get into the wire yeah we can make that
[09:01:58] I would the fuck that
[09:02:07] You might be getting that tabba. Yeah, but it's useless though. We'll be looker
[09:02:10] We only have what I want written it's like for everything like efficiency. We don't care about that
[09:02:23] Let's see ESC or is it but we don't we know the or is that though?
[09:02:28] And it's made some huge differences. No, we're always done all this around and we already explored all of it
[09:02:38] I'm a I made a storage container the fifth one item
[09:02:43] All that good man now bring it down
[09:02:55] I'm hold on
[09:02:58] trash. Okay, come here. Come here. Plots of things get there. Take that and make yourself
[09:03:04] in your tank and then we're good to go. We're finished. Apparently, you can just scan everything
[09:03:08] in the room. That's like perfect. Should I do it? Should I do it? I don't even think
[09:03:14] depth modules are what you have, right? Should we make a tank or not? Uh, yeah.
[09:03:22] So where'd you go then?
[09:03:29] I have your door pressed.
[09:03:39] How many water real quick if you have any?
[09:03:42] Um, no. Yeah I got some slugs. Go to the right here.
[09:03:46] It's fine, obviously they have it on the bottom, on the ground floor.
[09:03:49] I think it's more of a... I think it's more of like an upper thing.
[09:03:58] Oh, they're so populated in the bottom of the ocean.
[09:04:02] Type-wide boing game chat for plus 25 XP.
[09:04:06] Dehydration.
[09:04:09] Just trust it.
[09:04:14] Just trust it.
[09:04:19] being a clone, why do you, why do you disvalue when I did beat you though?
[09:04:34] That's cap.
[09:04:35] I beat you.
[09:04:36] Not only did I beat you, but you bested, you started best of seven inch.
[09:04:42] Yeah.
[09:04:43] Yes, I went there.
[09:04:47] I went and re-watched it.
[09:04:52] I had to.
[09:05:03] Are we dead?
[09:05:04] Yeah, I think we're done yet.
[09:05:10] No, we're good, we're good, we're good.
[09:05:12] I'm just very confused.
[09:05:13] No, keep running, keep running, keep running, he's on you.
[09:05:21] That's the edge of the map.
[09:05:22] Okay, my immersion just went down to zero, by the way, when I saw that wall.
[09:05:28] Really, Debs.
[09:05:29] The Debs, you have to do the thing where it pulls you back into the map.
[09:05:38] Like, it's not like a real wall, you know?
[09:05:42] Come on.
[09:05:43] Is there any water in my bag?
[09:05:50] There's early access.
[09:05:59] I don't care.
[09:06:01] Is there any here at all?
[09:06:04] Um, no sir.
[09:06:07] I got food though for days.
[09:06:10] Like I'm dying dying
[09:06:19] Yeah, I don't know I mean you thought there was slugs and I was telling you there's no slugs they don't put slugs down here
[09:06:27] Seek magical attention died
[09:06:32] Someone said slug behind you hold up walk in
[09:06:40] Doesn't that heal right here?
[09:06:45] On the cliff. I'm looking.
[09:06:50] That's a titanium, bro. You're banned.
[09:07:05] You're smoked, bro.
[09:07:37] She's hurt, you smashed her low, bro.
[09:07:42] Got it.
[09:07:44] Sweet.
[09:07:45] Yeah, I'm...
[09:07:46] I got a bunch of slugs.
[09:07:47] Is there any meds that I'll go on?
[09:07:49] Is there this one more time?
[09:07:50] Is there any meds, look, please?
[09:07:53] No.
[09:07:54] Ow.
[09:07:56] He's shooting at me, bro.
[09:07:57] I'm fucking him bare.
[09:08:07] to teach us you cross this line yeah there's no shot it's good line this guy said there's an Easter egg
[09:08:14] across the wall like bro we were not born yesterday I'm dead is that I'm just dead why hey come get me
[09:08:24] I'm actually dead I I heard this guy he's on me so just run wait I have no oxygen I died I died
[09:08:33] I died.
[09:08:35] I died.
[09:08:37] I died.
[09:08:39] So why did my bladder never fucking refill?
[09:08:45] I fricking, I genuinely just forgot about oxygen.
[09:08:49] In real life, you just kinda just breathe.
[09:08:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[09:08:55] I'm out of the forum and we're going back into the server.
[09:08:57] I already did it.
[09:08:59] No, I didn't do that.
[09:09:04] Oh, I ulted.
[09:09:06] You don't have to tell me twice or shit like that.
[09:09:08] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[09:09:09] You ulted ashe out of the border?
[09:09:11] Instant.
[09:09:12] The second you said it.
[09:09:14] That second you said it.
[09:09:16] I don't know if I'm going to spec that, OK?
[09:09:17] That's kind of heroic.
[09:09:21] I've immediately...
[09:09:26] No wait, you're gonna say that I do it.
[09:09:32] I mean, I respect it. I mean, I wouldn't do it myself, but I respect it.
[09:09:36] That's crazy.
[09:09:41] So we have to swim there on foot.
[09:09:46] John, what if you're a disconnector when you're low breathing?
[09:09:50] I mean, it's cheating. Do you connect with full breathing?
[09:09:56] I'm not gonna lie to you. I did. I loaded back in after the Ulta 4. I have full oxygen where I was.
[09:10:03] Well, that's just kind of weird. I mean, I was asking about for me, but for a friend.
[09:10:07] No, it's not making me look weird, bro. I'm just telling you. Really, bitch?
[09:10:17] I'm saying.
[09:10:19] I didn't know it was gonna happen.
[09:10:21] You think I'm gonna make it on foot all over there?
[09:10:26] Well, I'm gonna grab the tadpole and I'm gonna start coming towards you
[09:10:56] Okay, he wouldn't just eat me, right?
[09:11:18] for the next update is past the list.
[09:11:33] And I'm starting to believe that nobody put a troll face early.
[09:11:48] Oh my god. Oh my god. It's going to do it. Go, go, keep going.
[09:11:59] Do you have a flare? No, keep going. We made it. Oh my god.
[09:12:12] I can play with my fairship by the way.
[09:12:25] One minute!
[09:12:30] Okay, at 2-1 remember, at 2-15 we can't go anywhere.
[09:12:40] stop stop stop he's gonna break it stop go back up go back up
[09:12:46] let me just repair it real quick while we're leaving
[09:12:51] go
[09:12:57] well I think I have a battery for my thing
[09:13:02] ooh is that a chorus?
[09:13:05] Last five minutes, then we'll need to scan for this.
[09:13:09] And now we have improved Vincent.
[09:13:22] Wait, wait, wait, this is made for you to get the repeater, we already had it there.
[09:13:25] So we could probably just continue to the next spot, no?
[09:13:33] Yeah, exactly.
[09:13:35] Wait, what is this?
[09:13:39] This is...
[09:13:40] What is this like, weird dick?
[09:13:43] Wait, let me see.
[09:13:45] Wait, wait, wait!
[09:13:46] What is that?
[09:13:50] Tadpole?
[09:13:55] Wait, I found a...
[09:13:57] I found stuff that we've never found before.
[09:13:59] It's an Ola.
[09:14:01] So let's die here.
[09:14:05] Oh, we need Celestine, by the way.
[09:14:12] We need Celestine for something important, I don't remember what.
[09:14:21] I'm going to make it or not because I can't get me up.
[09:14:32] Uh, can you pick me up next?
[09:14:34] Damn freak.
[09:14:35] I can- I can- I can- I can- I can make it very close.
[09:14:39] Why? Where?
[09:14:40] I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna do it.
[09:14:41] Just say if you have to, I'll do it for you. I'll do it for you.
[09:14:50] No, I shit you not when I get off the corner.
[09:14:53] My game just crashed.
[09:14:55] Wow.
[09:14:55] I'm not even kidding.
[09:14:57] No, no, no.
[09:14:58] There was a weird polygon.
[09:15:00] Second I touched the quartz in my I mean so baby, it's done to happen. You know it means life all
[09:15:06] What?
[09:15:07] That's just weird. I mean, yeah, it's the game
[09:15:10] That is literally so weird. It's a it's a small game company
[09:15:16] Dini got the bug at the same spot
[09:15:19] Not for real
[09:15:30] Wait is there more here than in Seattle?
[09:15:35] Wait, saying air I can't jump in. Alright Devs I'm sorry. Alright Devs, we're outside.
[09:15:40] AHH!
[09:15:45] I'm getting spied!
[09:15:49] Wait, your session is no longer available. Oh god.
[09:15:53] Um, well let me just mail Zayden.
[09:16:00] Wait, did we just get it live-optixed? Or what?
[09:16:04] I don't know, man. Really stupid, man, bro.
[09:16:08] What, actually? Yeah, I don't think they like that.
[09:16:12] Well, yeah, yo, that's better. Yo, we bought the game. We should be allowed to keep that.
[09:16:16] I mean, it's the way we play. It's the way we do.
[09:16:21] Like, what? You just got to save it.
[09:16:26] I'll re-do it, I think.
[09:16:28] Just bugged.
[09:16:32] Wait, okay, this guy just self-snitched.
[09:16:34] He said...
[09:16:36] Actually, so you gotta restart, too?
[09:16:38] I've had this bug.
[09:16:39] Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah.
[09:16:41] Like, you know what I'm saying, though?
[09:16:42] No, no, no, that's crazy.
[09:16:43] He just self-snitched.
[09:16:47] He knew how to fix it.
[09:16:49] What?
[09:16:51] Wait, am I getting attacked?
[09:16:56] Oh, they all fixed it by the way. I don't have oxygen. Oh
[09:17:01] Yeah, come get me. Yep. They all fixed how far are you?
[09:17:05] I'm dead, dude. Unless you get me. I mean, I just
[09:17:14] Okay, I shit you not I'm gonna I'm being real I
[09:17:18] Shit you not I went to the same exact spot with the courts
[09:17:22] in my whole game of polygon depth I'm not kidding to that that's that's
[09:17:30] actually annoying we'll have to ask that's like what the fuck that's actually
[09:17:35] ridiculous remember you were when you were on you know which polygons I can
[09:17:39] go look at it real quick yeah it's the polygon where we went deep in and it's
[09:17:44] like a red area and it looks kind of like a blood case of the hole is gonna
[09:17:47] break my go there but I can risk it a little bit for you just be careful bro I
[09:17:53] out there I don't know what's going on
[09:17:57] it's so weird
[09:18:01] but here you go
[09:18:15] I see you, help
[09:18:17] I'm out of here
[09:18:20] I'm not kidding, kid.
[09:18:21] No, no, no, I'm not even kidding.
[09:18:23] Give me a hand.
[09:18:25] And I shit you not on my own.
[09:18:26] Go, go, quick.
[09:18:31] I touched the quartz.
[09:18:34] My whole screen turned red.
[09:18:37] It beat my game.
[09:18:42] Go, go, go.
[09:18:45] I got it.
[09:18:47] Hold on.
[09:18:48] I'm re-freshing.
[09:18:52] Oh! Quick!
[09:18:55] Hold on, I'm joining now.
[09:19:04] I'm joining now, I'm here.
[09:19:09] Okay, W.
[09:19:11] 25
[09:19:17] and you're back right now
[09:19:21] there he is, there he is
[09:19:25] yo that was pretty crazy
[09:19:29] I'm not one to to to my horn
[09:19:32] but Jesus that was actually some MLG shit
[09:19:36] yeah I mean
[09:19:38] It's unlucky I keep bugging out, but that was really sick-ass clutch.
[09:19:43] Straight MLG.
[09:19:45] Okay, so you see that right there? All alien stuff. I'm thinking of the generators right there.
[09:19:52] Okay, that looks extremely alien and very generating.
[09:19:56] We need depth modules on zero-clutch.
[09:19:59] We need to find depth modules.
[09:20:01] those we cannot go here well I already got it but it's not three no it said the one
[09:20:10] out of three oh yeah I did modules yet
[09:20:18] okay then we have to go on we go make it
[09:20:21] there might be something to scan right here new recipe to buy very cool
[09:20:29] What's a tuba?
[09:20:31] It's a scuba tuba.
[09:20:38] I mean, all this is useless. There's nothing in here, man.
[09:20:45] Now, this thing's big. There's nothing more.
[09:20:47] There's a massive alien arc in here? Yeah.
[09:20:50] Yeah, massive arc. This is an alien city.
[09:20:54] was down there yeah yeah I see why yours and this is what it's the generator
[09:20:58] they were at the future they're the fuel up for the aliens so why why did the
[09:21:03] aliens die they were so technologically ahead
[09:21:08] I got him, hold up.
[09:21:15] Yeah, get out of here.
[09:21:21] Wait, where's Teffal?
[09:21:24] Anything else left?
[09:21:26] 30 seconds.
[09:21:28] Am I gonna make it?
[09:21:34] I
[09:21:40] Made it I
[09:21:43] Don't know. I'm gonna have to go make the MK the MK
[09:21:48] But no we could do low key make a base right here and crap is here
[09:21:58] Wait really I
[09:22:00] I made it last second. My whole screen was black. I'm at the top
[09:22:07] Well, you know what I I'm doing that I'm doing my strats. I don't give a shit. I'm making a base right here
[09:22:12] And I'm building it here
[09:22:14] I hear a very weird noise behind me and I see something like there's no way that is
[09:22:37] a fish right?
[09:22:38] Like it's ginormous.
[09:22:40] Like bigger than-
[09:22:41] Oh yeah that guy's not very nice, uh, yeah.
[09:22:51] By the way, this building is massive. I saw it from the top. Wait, wait for me.
[09:22:55] Oh, okay, I mean, I, I'm just, I'm only here for the day anyway.
[09:23:00] If I need a breathe.
[09:23:01] Oh, okay, I mean, okay, then get in there and breathe in.
[09:23:08] Are you okay? Oh, oh, what is that?
[09:23:10] yeah it's gotta be it that's obviously it no plant massive I'm gonna go up to the
[09:23:20] rope though and go where it connects I mean true yeah I mean it's not the place
[09:23:25] that we we read early that's connected to this and it's broken yeah so we need
[09:23:36] those those segments here because that's gonna give us uh um uh internet am
[09:23:43] though you have those but we need to them to make to make the base
[09:23:50] well i ain't confident anything dude okay internet believe it wait isn't this the spot that we go down
[09:23:57] to breathe over here is the right or not let's see do you not have internet am from all this
[09:24:01] Please I need to build I have one two three four five six a lot. You need it. Yes, please I know I guess I'm like original
[09:24:19] Yeah, we should be able to make the the thing right here like shut up watch this
[09:24:25] Let's go down here though, this is why we got the rebreather.
[09:24:32] Ah, yeah, yeah.
[09:24:37] Huh?
[09:24:40] It's a world under construction?
[09:24:45] Huh?
[09:24:50] We had to make a, um, oh, we got any quartz at all or not?
[09:25:20] Yeah, here.
[09:25:21] Wait, really?
[09:25:22] Why here?
[09:25:22] Because we need to make a, I'm not going back to the base.
[09:25:24] It's too much time.
[09:25:26] I'm too fucking lazy for that shit.
[09:25:29] I also found this stuff, which is...
[09:25:32] Let's see, what the fuck is all this?
[09:25:35] It's quartz, and it's everything.
[09:25:40] Power connected. All systems online.
[09:25:47] It also just, just, just, yo, we couldn't refund the base and we would have all the materials right here.
[09:25:52] It's kinda scummy though.
[09:25:54] You said that's how things were gonna be anyways, right? Like, we're never gonna have a committed base, we're always gonna be moving?
[09:25:59] No, that wasn't the first base. I mean, now we're kinda committed, but, yeah, it's fine.
[09:26:07] What do we need to, I forgot what we needed.
[09:26:10] Chat.
[09:26:11] We need to, um, modification station. We need any copper?
[09:26:16] Yeah, that's all that shit on the ground. Nope. I don't
[09:26:20] There's gotta be one right here up here. Yep. I see it. Well actually get two of them
[09:26:29] Actually doesn't say
[09:26:35] If the mod itself we're gonna need um, I don't remember
[09:26:40] We have 64 of them.
[09:26:43] Oh, you go on.
[09:26:46] Thank you.
[09:26:48] Wow, that's a lot.
[09:26:50] What the fuck?
[09:26:52] Look at that.
[09:26:54] And we scummed it.
[09:26:56] Yup.
[09:26:58] System chip animal glass.
[09:27:01] We can make a fabricator.
[09:27:03] Fuck it.
[09:27:05] Yeah, make me some chip for real.
[09:27:07] Of course.
[09:27:09] dude we have something that's insane
[09:27:15] dude we're ballin'
[09:27:18] oh man are we really that far away
[09:27:23] but roll 1.2gam I'm not that good
[09:27:26] wait what about the thermal thing
[09:27:30] thermal plant
[09:27:35] Glass and more quartz and fudge man!
[09:27:41] And system chip.
[09:27:48] And silver, yeah I'll forget about it.
[09:27:54] Well mining underground here there's a lot of ores.
[09:27:57] There is.
[09:28:05] I see a lot of copper over there.
[09:28:15] Debs are listening, I have a real bug.
[09:28:18] Okay, when I pull the battery out of my Sonic Resonator, and then I want to put it into
[09:28:25] my Habitat Builder, it puts it back into the Sonic Resonator even though I'm hovering
[09:28:31] the Habitat Builder.
[09:28:32] Really, bitch?
[09:28:33] Dude, they're actually listening to that one now.
[09:28:34] Hold on, they can know what's inside it again.
[09:28:37] Yeah, that's a good book. That's a good book for a request.
[09:28:46] I can't fucking mind this because there's a straight vent.
[09:28:52] Really?
[09:28:53] Among us?
[09:28:55] I love that.
[09:28:59] It's quartz anyway.
[09:29:01] What we need that right I hope you have a good day excuse the L
[09:29:19] Does the bottom of the ocean have
[09:29:24] What is the bottom of the ocean have sound I
[09:29:27] Um, I mean, probably just like any other body of water, right, maybe?
[09:29:33] Oh, but there's like more pressure, right, just pressure, do anything to sound?
[09:29:38] I don't know.
[09:29:39] Oxygen.
[09:29:40] I'm gonna, I'm gonna de-hop to DJ'ing over here, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, it's getting
[09:29:46] kind of hard to breathe, okay?
[09:29:49] So, guys, I said that.
[09:29:55] Jesse, one silver and we can progress.
[09:29:58] One singular silver.
[09:30:01] I'm looking.
[09:30:03] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[09:30:05] Why did I go here?
[09:30:07] Help me.
[09:30:09] Help.
[09:30:41] Oh, oh shit, I'm gonna die.
[09:30:53] No, don't die.
[09:30:55] I dubbed, I dubbed, I dubbed.
[09:30:57] I sucked out of the bladder.
[09:31:02] Okay, we need to make this fucking dang it.
[09:31:04] We need silver.
[09:31:09] I know, I'm looking for others.
[09:31:10] I've never seen a singular silver in my life.
[09:31:12] Is there any silver in this area at all?
[09:31:18] There is, really.
[09:31:19] Wombie is the goat Wombie is the goat Wombie is the goat Wombie is the goat Wombie is the goat fuck SGA fuck SGA fuck SGA
[09:31:27] Is that the elbow guy?
[09:31:40] I'm starting I'm not just out here. I got fish for you
[09:32:01] Well dying dying it so I didn't say very vicious like you die really fast
[09:32:10] I'm not gonna get it all, I'm not gonna die!
[09:32:24] What do you need bro?
[09:32:36] I got it. I ate up on the fish.
[09:32:41] What a cluttered dinner.
[09:32:44] Sweet.
[09:32:49] I still need a gosh darn silver though.
[09:32:54] Go and load us a silver, okay? I got it.
[09:33:00] There is an Easter egg for the next update
[09:33:02] if you cross the border and keep swimming.
[09:33:05] Come over to me with the top one you took
[09:33:08] Okay
[09:33:09] What?
[09:33:11] right next to you
[09:33:14] 90 are you dying?
[09:33:16] Yeah
[09:33:28] We're being game bottlenecked because of one singular
[09:33:32] silver is that down there no these are all um nope what does silver look like it
[09:33:41] is very spiky is that a super water slug hold on what is that look at dick
[09:33:48] Oh, whoa.
[09:33:53] Wait, is that a deer?
[09:33:58] It's a tank that's like bat me.
[09:34:10] Yeah, literally can't get a single... yeah, I'm done. I'm done. Let's take a break.
[09:34:18] We're at the end of the bar and...
[09:34:21] Ah, what?
[09:34:28] I'm gonna go shoot the boss there.
[09:34:32] Wait, drive to me. Please, I'm dead.
[09:34:35] Please! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
[09:34:37] Go, go, go, go, go, go!
[09:34:40] Turn the boss?
[09:34:42] Yes!
[09:34:46] Come on.
[09:34:48] That's over there. Is that as though it is? Am I right? Yeah, it was like that. Oh,
[09:35:00] it's like shiny. It's quartz. What's the bottom right? That's quartz. We could've went back
[09:35:13] back to our base five times at this point.
[09:35:16] Ow.
[09:35:21] We'll get a scan when we get home.
[09:35:27] It says it's the citizens of the caves, by the way.
[09:35:31] Do you believe all that?
[09:35:33] Yeah.
[09:35:35] We should go down to where we had to.
[09:35:37] We literally made this mask to go down that thing
[09:35:40] and then we never did it, right?
[09:35:42] We need the depth module to go down to the alien shit
[09:35:48] So we're doing now do what what about that one hole remember the hole
[09:35:55] See like this is abysmal
[09:35:59] I'm at a crazy alien building, I haven't seen it, it's green laser views.
[09:36:22] over to me. Hold on. I need you to come right up. Are you ready? Yeah. You never
[09:36:33] Perfect, madam.
[09:36:34] Present the same messages in two languages.
[09:36:37] The architect symbols known from 4546B and our known writing system, designating a Canadian
[09:36:45] language, accent, radial A. Translation underway.
[09:36:49] Located same as accent language to test and encroach translation.
[09:36:55] All done.
[09:36:57] Power storage unlocked.
[09:36:59] I have 30 seconds.
[09:37:02] In the box I...
[09:37:04] I have 30 seconds right now.
[09:37:06] Chat, there's nothing in the box.
[09:37:07] I mean, just stop it.
[09:37:08] Just stop it.
[09:37:12] This is called the Rosetta Stone.
[09:37:15] No, it's not.
[09:37:17] Yes, it is.
[09:37:23] When you hover it, it's like...
[09:37:25] Is that trademarked already?
[09:37:26] No, I'll get it.
[09:37:32] Yeah, you need to stay here a little longer, because that would be...
[09:37:40] Was that a stone, really?
[09:37:42] Yup.
[09:37:43] Oh, I found a slug.
[09:37:46] Jesse, we need a gosh darn silver.
[09:37:57] Yep.
[09:37:58] I mean, can we just like Google where the silver's at?
[09:38:02] This is CBT, bro.
[09:38:04] Like I'm telling you, there's any food.
[09:38:10] I have a f...
[09:38:11] I only have a slug.
[09:38:12] I'm dying like two seconds if I don't have any food.
[09:38:15] I don't have a food for you, but...
[09:38:19] Alright, there's a fish right here, though.
[09:38:22] Grab him.
[09:38:24] Got it.
[09:38:26] And it's
[09:38:32] Surely the game will put one silver in here, right?
[09:38:41] Maybe they forgot to spawn the silver in the map
[09:38:45] It's data
[09:38:50] Holy hell
[09:38:52] No, it's not silver.
[09:39:02] Oh, wait, that actually is silver.
[09:39:13] Why didn't I ever do any work, you mean?
[09:39:15] Hey, you always seem cool. I just...
[09:39:17] Yeah, we're gonna... we're gonna give it our model.
[09:39:19] Do anything.
[09:39:21] I'm keeping something secret.
[09:39:23] If I ever got sick and reset, Sylvie wasn't sure she could...
[09:39:25] Yeah, when we drive, you know what I'm saying?
[09:39:27] Try to get to our stuff base, right?
[09:39:29] I'll put my light on on it.
[09:39:30] The man can make one.
[09:39:31] Yeah.
[09:39:32] And...
[09:39:33] ...really freaks me out.
[09:39:34] You ready?
[09:39:35] Yeah.
[09:39:36] Yeah, we still listen to a recording one.
[09:39:38] We don't need more. We don't need more.
[09:39:39] We don't need more.
[09:39:40] Wait, he didn't mark our new base when we dropped 50,000 materials.
[09:39:43] I mean it I would have gone looking so much shit there
[09:39:48] The nice field would have caught you I can hear my stomach obligated. It's very nervous
[09:40:05] Wait
[09:40:13] for the jubilee
[09:40:16] system ship and a glass
[09:40:19] I don't think we have enough of this shit
[09:40:21] I'm just fucking sad
[09:40:25] let's skip the jubilee part
[09:40:27] you down?
[09:40:28] yeah, oh yeah for real
[09:40:30] okay
[09:40:31] cool
[09:40:32] dude
[09:40:33] am I
[09:40:34] yo I might just be fucking stupid
[09:40:37] use all these mats to just to make this base
[09:40:39] system ship we don't have enough of this shit
[09:40:41] With it you can stand for all materials, wiping a 300 meter radius
[09:40:50] Oh, that's a different oh my god, I'm the ghost Jesse
[09:40:54] Can you make the space a little bigger like a nice little temp page with the smacks?
[09:41:01] Yes, thank you. I'm gonna sit in the corner and watch it
[09:41:11] I guess.
[09:41:18] Yeah.
[09:41:21] Are you still doing the death equals reset or did you chicken out like you do all story
[09:41:26] games?
[09:41:27] I don't want to stop playing right now.
[09:41:28] You want to stop?
[09:41:29] No.
[09:41:30] I'm going to say that.
[09:41:33] I think you were like after this you want to go to the silver area and tilt it.
[09:41:38] No, we're good.
[09:41:40] I didn't medical then to know
[09:41:45] There's any fiber
[09:41:47] No, I dropped the thing on the ground
[09:41:51] Wait, wait, can you make a battery recharge or though now to get massive for me some out like across?
[09:41:56] No, we got
[09:41:59] Okay, you made you better though
[09:42:02] True
[09:42:06] So
[09:42:10] I need to find an acid pouch and then uh, yeah, just grab those on the way so I can get battery.
[09:42:17] Uh, just upgrade the modules?
[09:42:19] We need an acid pouch, and we need um, the linens, so we see that stop made silver.
[09:42:28] Yeah. We can go to 450 now!
[09:42:33] Hell yeah.
[09:42:34] Alright, stop for a second, that's linens.
[09:42:37] Grab that.
[09:42:38] Yeah.
[09:42:40] I
[09:42:55] Know we're gonna
[09:42:58] What is this place we never searched this no we did this is where a robot was that
[09:43:10] is that the ruby yeah yeah we have we have I remember the front and I just
[09:43:15] breathing look like that but we've yet to go underneath and get the supply
[09:43:19] crates there was a fabricators here the whole time oh yeah and a processor we
[09:43:25] should grab both of these I'm down cook for you
[09:43:32] You're gonna go for that
[09:43:42] Build a scanner station, okay, I'll do that right now says Felix
[09:43:49] 365 you can't deconstruct the ones that they give you yeah
[09:43:55] Good get out of them what I'm coming where yeah
[09:43:59] You should be you should be able to deconstruct like I'm not on wait for me. Well, I mean I don't what I don't battery on my thing
[09:44:07] some slow
[09:44:09] I always give you batteries. You want like I could just swap some man like another my shit
[09:44:14] Yeah, but that's what I've been doing. I have one battery
[09:44:18] I've been swapped back and forth. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's gonna yellow guys in it
[09:44:24] We don't need food because there's a fish here we get each right
[09:44:29] Yeah, we use some fish.
[09:44:32] Any fish?
[09:44:34] I mean, it's a game about the ocean and fish.
[09:44:37] I mean, surely there's a fish with 84 months.
[09:44:40] XQC, L1Q.
[09:44:41] No, but it makes sense though, because the little fish are scared to be down here because of the big fish.
[09:44:45] Who dropped that?
[09:44:46] And if you think about it, where are the little fish down here right now?
[09:44:49] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[09:44:51] That's why they're smarter than us.
[09:44:53] We're dumber than a fish.
[09:44:56] So literally.
[09:44:57] Yeah
[09:45:04] I mean I have my convenience and that's not my now. Oh look at all the kids up. Yeah, we gotta get rid of that
[09:45:10] Is it gonna open up though? Oh?
[09:45:12] For shell. No, it's not
[09:45:14] Wait, let me let me swap my batteries for quick. I hate this part of it. We're max on depth again
[09:45:23] Hey for me oh
[09:45:27] yeah dude this is alien uh we should that is not it just let up no yeah we should do this is cool
[09:45:35] wait for me though oh man
[09:45:42] geek fire or blemish reduce
[09:45:48] okay yeah we have to get rid of the cancer
[09:45:57] I
[09:46:15] Can breathe the water in here
[09:46:23] I think the dialogue
[09:46:27] It said something about oh my god look at the alien that do they put their feet you see that they put their feet up here
[09:46:34] So you maybe you do got to put your death
[09:46:37] Hold on. Yes. It's like a station. Oh
[09:46:43] Probably need to get we're running you need to go touch the egg in the middle, but we have to kill the cancer first though
[09:46:49] Any man that all of you I'm not watching for like a little pass. Oh wait. I need a food. I'm so hungry, bro
[09:46:55] We're sitting at Apple just DoorDash.
[09:46:58] What was in here though?
[09:47:00] What was in here?
[09:47:07] Uh...
[09:47:09] Oh, I'm sorry.
[09:47:14] Anita?
[09:47:17] Anita just sent treatment.
[09:47:22] Say what?
[09:47:23] Anita whispered in my ears. She said what walk away in search of kids
[09:47:30] What do you mean by this? I don't know what she's trying to tell me, bro. I
[09:47:35] Am literally one HP
[09:47:38] Got the wrong guy Anita
[09:47:41] Stop talking your shit
[09:47:43] Wait grab me
[09:47:45] So I was supposed to chew the cancer here if we don't if we can't she said to follow the
[09:47:56] things
[09:47:58] Um, it's got that line small caverns now. I have zero batteries bro. I'm broke. I
[09:48:06] Am broke we lost everything
[09:48:11] See there's two of them I knew there's more men
[09:48:15] Wait, is it broken?
[09:48:24] Keep following the, no just keep following the legs.
[09:48:27] All the way to-
[09:48:28] Oh look over here, look over here.
[09:48:32] This is a different type of thing that maybe we gotta punch it.
[09:48:36] I'm gonna punch.
[09:48:40] Requires unknown tool.
[09:48:42] you know yeah we don't have the tool for this but it's probably some some some
[09:48:49] some sort of like advanced blaster isn't it one guy said you need to upgrade the
[09:48:54] resonator but I didn't read it I thought about it and I think I figured it out
[09:48:57] I think we got an upgrade to the resonator
[09:49:01] what is this scan it to uh let's just look at some stuff what we've got
[09:49:09] was in your house. Um, the modification thing.
[09:49:19] For a move, there's a fat fish on our body. Huge one, bro.
[09:49:23] He just took a bite. It's one of those anglers, isn't it?
[09:49:27] I think we should go home. We're in like a nuclear fucking thing.
[09:49:31] It's scary.
[09:49:36] I'm hungry.
[09:49:37] I
[09:50:07] I
[09:50:13] I'm starving now. I'm starting to take big damage. What's that green summer there? Don't let it go buddy. Go buddy
[09:50:21] starving Marvin bro
[09:50:24] Watch out crabs it's troll light troll light get out
[09:50:30] Wait, I gotta grab it though
[09:50:32] coming this end water food how's that
[09:50:38] come in come in
[09:50:42] come in I'm starving Marvin we gotta go we have to leave now
[09:50:49] when we do you know yeah I'm dying man eat that there is that there
[09:50:59] look look hover torn inventory is full I'm at fucking tell you go where's he
[09:51:07] there
[09:51:15] you that yeah bro I check in it now you do the life thing in life on vision no I
[09:51:27] I didn't spawn there spawn a million miles away fucking stick we need to make a bio bed at our house
[09:51:36] But there's a brand new cuticle right there it's it's it's you
[09:51:43] I'm gonna go
[09:51:47] But why is there where there's some more reaction outside outside the map
[09:51:53] So what was like what's out of the map
[09:51:57] I can't see anything.
[09:52:07] I can't see anything.
[09:52:17] electrical power, industrial metals, digital computers, orbital spaceflight, the whole suite.
[09:52:25] But they've arrived to the same place along a different path. They got electricity fast.
[09:52:36] Ah, ah, fast. What a fast. I think the backs of themselves can sense electricity.
[09:52:47] Like sharks and they figured out hey these long bacterial fibers
[09:52:54] These things carry an electrical current
[09:52:57] Then some clever these aliens were geniuses those fibers up. I would have done it
[09:53:03] And once you've got a generator you could make your own electricity
[09:53:08] And start pulling metal from the seawater
[09:53:11] Then underwater fucking megastructures and what we have a fucking pipeline that burst and fucking spelled bullshit in the ocean
[09:53:19] kill the planet
[09:53:23] Look in here they use the back
[09:53:33] Silver yeah, this is a full of silver
[09:53:41] get all that we need that bad there's like 500 here if not more can you
[09:53:50] get a tadpole inventory something or we don't have that
[09:53:54] oh I'm dying I think I have water I went all the way home I couldn't take it
[09:54:04] anymore I'm gonna go to the life pod though I need to recharge all my
[09:54:09] batteries. Oh, I'll have to do that.
[09:54:14] All right, bad.
[09:54:28] Something happened to me.
[09:54:30] We need to make a life pod for our base, because this was terrible. I'm still not home.
[09:54:35] BDA says to go to... Black Box is out.
[09:54:50] Yep.
[09:54:51] We also, we need to upgrade our fang somehow.
[09:54:56] What about that?
[09:55:00] in our blaster, our sonic resonator.
[09:55:07] So we can break, so we can get the alien buff.
[09:55:11] I think that's prior.
[09:55:12] Resonator upgrade in the green-angled area.
[09:55:16] Oh, I mean, yeah, we have to do all that, yeah.
[09:55:26] One.
[09:55:30] Yeah, look, we're powered up because of these shots.
[09:55:36] You can lack 50 different in-game keys you are about to die and still die.
[09:55:41] And this is the end.
[09:55:44] Okay, now what do we want here?
[09:55:47] Like we should come back with full loot here.
[09:55:52] We need to...
[09:55:53] I think we should just abandon everything and just do the thing where we can construct
[09:55:58] Everything over there because it's too much hauling of bullshit
[09:56:03] Wait, but not yet though because we almost have a tadpole hauler
[09:56:08] We need to learn it once we learn it then we can because then I think they'll make it a good trillion times easier
[09:56:13] Just bring it all over
[09:56:18] That yeah, oh
[09:56:22] Wait, we can make the the old chest is not yet
[09:56:25] Doghole passenger and cargo changes with a tadpole. It seems gonna use us though
[09:56:38] I dance good at that's how we do that's how we that's how we want to go no no we move by cheating it
[09:56:46] We refund our base when we're over there
[09:56:48] Yeah, but then we have to go back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, like from the
[09:56:52] one...
[09:56:53] Wait, no, no, no, no, that's incorrect.
[09:56:54] Is that just because you bugged it the one time?
[09:56:56] That's what we had to do last time?
[09:56:58] No, no, no, no, no, it'll spawn everything from here over there.
[09:57:02] What?
[09:57:03] Yes, everything!
[09:57:04] Okay, let me get my batteries.
[09:57:05] Calm down.
[09:57:06] What the hell?
[09:57:07] That sounds amazing.
[09:57:08] It's a little bit cheater by that, I mean.
[09:57:11] How's that cheating?
[09:57:12] That sounds like it's in the game.
[09:57:15] What do you know about Walter?
[09:57:18] No, no, it does.
[09:57:21] It gets all the mats that are in your shit over there, no?
[09:57:24] The rest of the stuff in the chests will bug you.
[09:57:31] It's a feature abuse?
[09:57:33] Oh, you're a shit.
[09:57:35] No, the thing is, we abuse literally every fucking game we play.
[09:57:39] Like, this is just classic at this point, like, cares.
[09:57:43] We literally just break every game, like we're using baseball bats and the gamble shit.
[09:57:47] Yeah, really, this was that...
[09:57:51] Strong jump.
[09:57:54] It's two hands now.
[09:57:58] We're literally keeping things as a goal.
[09:58:00] What do we need, Rizzly?
[09:58:03] Like, what's our next goal? We don't even know what we need, right?
[09:58:06] No, our goal is to upgrade our Resonator.
[09:58:09] So we need to figure out what's the thing that upgrades our Resonator,
[09:58:12] work towards those mats. Also, we found Celestine, and that was, we were getting
[09:58:19] cucked by Celestine. We needed that for something. I'm going to check right now.
[09:58:24] No, no, we weren't. What? No, we were. We were cucked by something. I don't remember
[09:58:29] what it was.
[09:58:34] Why do we what will we think cucked by Celestine?
[09:58:39] What was it?
[09:58:40] Let's just go, go to our old spot.
[09:58:56] Oh yeah, it was the modification station. Oh, which is what you made.
[09:59:00] Yeah, we've ended for like an hour.
[09:59:02] Yeah, but is that the thing that upgrades your sonic resonator?
[09:59:07] No. That would be a standalone item.
[09:59:11] Oh, then I don't fucking know.
[09:59:13] We have to just keep hauling towards the quarter.
[09:59:17] You're saying, yes it does, it does.
[09:59:19] Wait, why would it then?
[09:59:20] Modification is for tackle modules.
[09:59:25] Huh?
[09:59:29] It's like Easter egg entry.
[09:59:32] I believe that one.
[09:59:34] Yeah, no, chess, chess, chess, full cap.
[09:59:47] Guys, why would modernize, that modernization is only for modules?
[09:59:52] What is it with that pole?
[10:00:01] Wasn't it like right here?
[10:00:03] What happened?
[10:00:06] Man, it says it.
[10:00:09] Is that the one that the boss killed him?
[10:00:15] Yeah, I think it's where we got eaten.
[10:00:20] I'll grab it
[10:00:24] Wait!
[10:00:26] Oh my god, I didn't know he's right there bro!
[10:00:35] Let me bug it, he's totally bugged it
[10:00:39] Like, my computer was like crashing like FFPS, yeah, it was like buggy as heck
[10:00:43] Alright, good, good, good
[10:00:44] I'm gonna dive in to my ulti floor cause it's cheaper bug grab the catapult
[10:00:50] but I'm just gonna go to the other side of the island
[10:00:58] where is he?
[10:00:59] as he's trying to eat me I'm gonna ulti floor cause a crazy glitch
[10:01:03] oh he's on me
[10:01:12] you should be good
[10:01:13] eat agg- agg- agg-
[10:01:19] oh my god
[10:01:21] dead
[10:01:31] ok he got off of me somehow
[10:01:33] nope
[10:01:36] no he's on me dude
[10:01:39] ok i'm gonna bait him
[10:01:39] go go go
[10:01:40] i'm going i'm going
[10:01:43] I know how to kill him, I know how to kill him.
[10:01:49] How?
[10:01:50] As he's attacking, he opens up his back and it exposes like a purple thing, so I've
[10:01:57] met if we upgrade the resonator and right there we kill him.
[10:02:01] It's like a classic Half-Life 2.
[10:02:03] It's like bro. Okay, man. Okay one very classic
[10:02:14] Chatter I have a rebreather. It's why it's why it's not doing that
[10:02:21] I don't know for ever to get this time. My old tunes is gonna start going down after a breather. No
[10:02:26] Well, I mean how did that bug get?
[10:02:41] W. Are you serious?
[10:02:49] I went all the way down here for the tadpole by the way.
[10:02:51] It's completely broken.
[10:02:52] Yeah, but I have a repairer.
[10:02:54] Come over to me then
[10:03:09] I don't know how I bugged it. I don't know how I recreated it
[10:03:14] Maybe it's not more than this that I died
[10:03:17] She's determined to kill us all.
[10:03:19] I'm leaving supplies for you, if you come after me.
[10:03:22] If you lose my trail, assume that I failed.
[10:03:24] Find Nahima.
[10:03:26] Kill the tree.
[10:03:27] Good luck.
[10:03:29] Push it out.
[10:03:31] Drink his ice-man.
[10:03:33] I died in a cat bowl, did I?
[10:03:35] Okay, so how do I hack like that? I want that.
[10:03:55] Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, if you
[10:04:00] stop monkeys.
[10:04:01] I
[10:04:04] As you get into town
[10:04:09] I'm gonna throw up my loot though
[10:04:13] You know our 10 base noise that
[10:04:31] I'm getting zapped by some zapper!
[10:04:36] Can you pick me up for chance? I'm very thirsty.
[10:04:39] And I found a slug. You're flying meters away, man.
[10:04:43] Like, flying meters. Yeah, bro, I'm walking.
[10:04:46] Well, let me just get the fucking...
[10:04:56] The new anime, tell me what it's called!
[10:05:00] The Resident Bleach?
[10:05:03] That's in the green right?
[10:05:14] I think it's here in the green. I'll go further up.
[10:05:19] Oh we are running out of power as well!
[10:05:26] I'm going to sleep remind him to accept the last offer on steam when he and scream arrived rather than that
[10:05:33] I'm sorry to treat me some garbage. I'm gonna accept some trades
[10:05:38] Chat, what would the vessel be?
[10:05:42] Even the wall is a weird like amalgamation get me get me get me get me
[10:05:47] Well I'm going.
[10:05:52] Four hundred meters!
[10:05:55] Yes, bro you keep going further from me.
[10:05:57] I'm dying.
[10:05:58] I'm going.
[10:05:59] Yo, I swam here like a normal big boy.
[10:06:05] No you swam to the tadpole to breathe, right?
[10:06:08] Which I did.
[10:06:09] But you just kept taking it further from me.
[10:06:11] And they're like it's only 400 away.
[10:06:13] I'm literally about to hide from you to me!
[10:06:20] I'm dead!
[10:06:21] Hey, I'll do more!
[10:06:26] You good about?
[10:06:27] You said that yourself?
[10:06:33] What is it? You hear that?
[10:06:36] My game fucking bugged right when I touched your fucking thing and crashed my game.
[10:06:41] Wait, actually?
[10:06:43] Wait, hold on here, hold on here, it is here.
[10:06:56] Okay, whatever, go in.
[10:07:03] Yeah, that's here.
[10:07:05] Did you go in?
[10:07:07] Did you go in?
[10:07:09] You good?
[10:07:11] Good going it. Yeah. Yeah, it's giving me
[10:07:18] Okay, do you need a new battery I have a battery
[10:07:23] Only a few but it's okay now now we could go over here. This is something we need to do no
[10:07:27] No, I mean for the vehicle 11. It's not bad. It's ourselves
[10:07:32] Yeah, I have it. Oh shit. Okay. Maybe in a minute
[10:07:37] And tangled power cell
[10:07:41] Now we can make that.
[10:07:46] Wait, they didn't even say that we can make it out.
[10:07:51] What?
[10:07:52] I'm confused.
[10:07:57] Yeah, I'm not sure.
[10:08:01] No, there goes a...
[10:08:03] Let's go.
[10:08:05] Wait, let me grab it.
[10:08:07] I was setting the label.
[10:08:09] We need to go to Azo.
[10:08:12] Yep.
[10:08:13] Almost.
[10:08:13] Get him on him.
[10:08:19] Let's go over to Azo.
[10:08:23] Well, now what is all this?
[10:08:26] It's the aliens, bro.
[10:08:28] They were so far ahead technologically,
[10:08:30] and they were abusing the power of the tree.
[10:08:34] I mean, do we really give a shit, though?
[10:08:36] I mean, think about it.
[10:08:37] I mean, that's the problem, though.
[10:08:39] not really but like all of our fellow colonists died
[10:08:44] we're trying to like figure it out or some shit i don't know
[10:08:47] oh okay
[10:08:48] alteras starship wreck detected
[10:08:51] i think we're just doing the same things that all of our other colonists did and we're just
[10:08:56] repeating the same pattern yeah one of these is a special like why wouldn't we die like them
[10:09:00] yeah i don't think we're we are special i think it's a loop
[10:09:04] are we interested in photobopy?
[10:09:06] to find a hole to climb through. Any holes?
[10:09:20] where so I'm nearly out of batteries I just want to give you an update from
[10:09:36] soda he said bully his ass into a co-op gameplay and still this motherfucker
[10:09:42] Struggling
[10:09:44] Alright well I mean
[10:09:46] I mean he's I mean he's just scared up by the game
[10:09:50] I mean he's just scared up by the game
[10:09:52] I mean he's just saying I mean he's like this
[10:09:54] Oh whoa! Assholes!
[10:09:56] Do you have any water?
[10:09:58] Oh my!
[10:10:00] Well I do not Ashley
[10:10:02] Wait are these aliens or is this us?
[10:10:04] I don't know
[10:10:08] Hello black box
[10:10:10] I am almost out of oxygen the tailings have taken me into a cicada rack
[10:10:16] I think they want me to show them how our technology works. They are very interested
[10:10:23] We're lucky to get the truck down. No, no, we have the drizzling
[10:10:26] Oh, I need water. I'm dying
[10:10:30] Same
[10:10:33] They are crawling directly on me all over me
[10:10:37] They have many wings and complex mouthparts.
[10:10:42] Bioscanor!
[10:10:43] No sense of personal space.
[10:10:45] That's what we use anyway, right?
[10:10:47] But I can hear that clattering.
[10:10:51] No power, look at this!
[10:10:53] Can we disassemble this?
[10:10:56] Hold on.
[10:11:00] No, no, no, we don't.
[10:11:03] There's a vision, look at it.
[10:11:05] Hopefully this has water anybody's at all yep
[10:11:17] Wait anything goes to the ground no try here
[10:11:30] I'm gonna die of oxygen
[10:11:32] I'm not everything I'm just gonna open this
[10:11:39] Oh
[10:11:42] Are you where's the thing? Oh my god?
[10:11:48] That's bad it's bad it's bad it's bad go down fun fish it
[10:11:51] No, I'm dying of up
[10:11:55] No
[10:11:57] It's because you have infinite fucking air, and I'm forgetting about my option.
[10:12:02] I have water slugs.
[10:12:04] I'm not a dire.
[10:12:09] I'm not a dire.
[10:12:11] I'm not a dire.
[10:12:13] I'm not a dire.
[10:12:15] I'm not a dire.
[10:12:17] I'm not a dire.
[10:12:19] I know what I'm doing.
[10:12:21] I know what I'm doing.
[10:12:23] I know what I'm doing.
[10:12:25] I
[10:12:31] Go back chat where is the fucking um boom never need it. Okay, okay the game
[10:12:39] Okay, and I deserve that. I just I died
[10:12:43] Okay, it put me back underneath the water would see underneath the thing was zero oxygen
[10:12:50] I wasn't even out it rolled me back. I deserve way this come deal. Yeah, I got scum. I deserve
[10:13:05] I'm dying
[10:13:11] What you're not skin is I know that is it like
[10:13:20] I'm getting clapped.
[10:13:27] I don't know how bro, the hardest part is the oxygen.
[10:13:45] Is it?
[10:13:46] Yeah.
[10:13:47] It's like the worst part.
[10:13:52] I feel that.
[10:14:11] What's a little biophane?
[10:14:13] That might be it for me, man.
[10:14:18] Uh, why, you're still alive there?
[10:14:21] That was someone in the chat, sir.
[10:14:23] That's not the worst part.
[10:14:24] The worst part is alive, sir, but I've never seen one.
[10:14:27] I'm just dead.
[10:14:29] This is your user, man.
[10:14:31] I had a good one though.
[10:14:43] don't die though because you're not gonna have the infinite oxygen that's so
[10:14:51] hell I have the tadpole I'm coming in
[10:15:03] little playing helps me I know but I can't I can't it's cameras get so many
[10:15:06] fishes that are here that are like I'll stop
[10:15:13] Purple puns gonna kill me.
[10:15:31] I don't know if there's any more.
[10:15:35] Thank you man.
[10:15:37] Yeah. Oh, I'm dead. I'm I'm back right now.
[10:15:46] Did you fucking blunt in me, man?
[10:16:00] You blunt any more on it
[10:16:03] Where your oxygen is still bugged out though
[10:16:09] It's really ignoring it not bringing it up or something like what's wrong? I don't know. I'm gonna be fun with it
[10:16:15] Okay, it's just we're not bringing it up or anything like
[10:16:20] Doesn't exist or something but wait
[10:16:28] I don't get it
[10:16:30] Did I miss a part of this?
[10:16:41] Should we go to the tree?
[10:16:44] I'm down.
[10:16:46] I'm coming back to you, Tadpole. You have all your salute on you, right?
[10:16:49] How far is that?
[10:17:00] He went too far man, I'm not gonna take the fucking track, come on bruh.
[10:17:20] Oh, Leviathan! He just grabbed me and he's the enemy.
[10:17:31] Where?
[10:17:32] No, he broke the tadpole. He threw me away. Hold on. I'm running.
[10:17:38] Oh, Sopnautica is being developed on Early Access.
[10:17:46] Okay, we're trying to run out of the wall. That's the easter egg
[10:17:57] Really guys, oh really bad really yeah, that's the easter egg
[10:18:13] That actually
[10:18:16] what happened I got eaten by one of those yeah there's us I think I need those
[10:18:23] three of them
[10:18:26] I'm going to the base with the tadpole so we have it there
[10:18:32] all right what was the base at life pod and then opposite side towards angel
[10:18:40] comb west oh no you mean just home home I mean I have it on a beacon no
[10:19:16] Here's a 30 minute user.
[10:19:29] What are you doing to speedrun strats?
[10:19:34] I'm gonna do shit.
[10:19:39] Yeah, it does. You can go way further though now.
[10:19:46] Um, it doesn't do shit.
[10:19:52] It just lags bad.
[10:19:54] By the way, Skyo Reactor is amazing.
[10:19:59] The power is just on for life.
[10:20:02] Very cool.
[10:20:04] Don't do that!
[10:20:06] I'm a nice guy.
[10:20:10] We lost very important to us though, because of that death rate.
[10:20:13] Hey, you lost like all the sober in the middle
[10:20:20] Yeah
[10:20:31] I mean
[10:20:33] I was done anyway. Oh, I'm gonna check it. Yo, all me. Oh, man. You're meant to spot me. Can you spot me buddy?
[10:20:43] Let's see
[10:20:46] Um my trains are gonna be like any more or actual
[10:20:51] Oh, you're liking
[10:20:53] Yeah, cuz I like that tap back into the game. It just like crashes my LPC. Oh, okay
[10:21:00] Yeah
[10:21:03] Very cool, I had fun
[10:21:05] Anyway, if you don't have a depot, I will give it back to you to date.
[10:21:19] My eyes hurt like crazy.
[10:21:23] by crazy. I like that. Yeah, the thing is that if I did it, it was a good run up. Oh,
[10:21:28] all the hours, all the hours. I was about to answer each other because I hadn't slept
[10:21:32] much today. So let's go a little bit on edge. I had some computer shit to figure
[10:21:39] out. Um, Kate and straight ups. Oh, yeah, you're right. I do this. I do this. I
[10:21:45] do this. I do this. I do this. I do this. I do this. I do this. I do this.
[10:21:48] game do you
[10:22:01] Okay, thank you. Oh me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're good over here. Um, yeah, Dini, Dini, is this what they need?
[10:22:09] Yeah, my boy. I'm glad I'm not. If this is worth a good money, and you're like,
[10:22:22] isn't that good in here, right? Just double. I mean, I trust Dini. If it's really Dini,
[10:22:27] It's probably fine.
[10:22:38] I got to go.
[10:22:42] I will do that.
[10:22:45] But if you scan those GGs.
[10:22:48] GGs?
[10:22:51] I'll finish.
[10:22:52] Yeah, I get it.
[10:22:53] All right.
[10:22:55] Oh, I need the enduro space
[10:22:57] so that's why I'm getting all my shit for free.
[10:23:00] Oh, that's another good one that I'll do if I don't.
[10:23:04] Okay.
[10:23:05] Okay.
[10:23:06] I asked that for one small thing.
[10:23:08] Nobody replies.
[10:23:08] I say yo, Chad, clear my trash
[10:23:10] and I get 20,000 replies.
[10:23:11] Like, this is fucking shameless.
[10:23:19] Like, oh, damn dude.
[10:23:22] Yeah, it's true. Oh my god, bro. This is pretty shameless. Really, guys?
[10:23:29] Oh, it is. This is my shirt.
[10:23:37] Good. Finish.
[10:23:40] All right.
[10:23:45] All right, Jack. Guys, I'm going to end here, but I'm going to do a little bit of
[10:23:48] the game on kick.com. Yo, Omay, can you uh, as well me on, uh, what was it? What was it?
[10:23:54] It's tether, right? It's on. It's on. Um, if you like the game, uh, if you can. Come
[10:24:03] over to kick. Please enjoy. No ads. W, chiller, vibe, sesh. Perhaps. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[10:24:12] I'm gonna end my now job. I guess I'll do it again. But also it's a it is a chance that this goes fucking straight down and
[10:24:19] And both streams and because I'm trying some new tactic with OBS
[10:24:42] you
[10:25:12] you