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XQC out.
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On a scale of smile, on a scale of smile to chore the sphere.
How we do today.
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I've revert back to coffee today.
Well not this smile, this smile.
Oh don't joke about it.
That's ready, if you like one man.
I'm happy for you.
I'll feed you some nice stuff.
Are you gonna be rich?
Yo, I mean do the drill right?
Do the drill right?
If you graduate college and you were watching my stream if you become a billionaire you had to give my cut that everybody agreed to this a long time ago
Maybe you didn't
If you watch a stream it and you go to college water stream and you graduated and
You become a fucking billionaire you have to give me
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My cut I'm not gonna
Now I love you gonna be billy in the chat and maybe a few hundreds and maybe a few a few thousands of
I'm not asking for a lot. I'm not I'm not I'm asking for a bet point five percent
Yeah, why five percent I ask I mean, that's not a lot is it
We know why not
Well, I mean I mean I mean I'm you're an instrument. Wait David the ETB on a billionaire you won't give me anything
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Oh yeah, Traction Museum is going to be in like 8 days I guess.
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Yes, I am wait a minute. Hi everyone winter melon here the internet's busiest music nerd
And it's time for a review of this new
Just give me the score, give me the score, is that it?
Wait, is that... I just wanna see the score.
Wait!
Wait, wait, what?
I don't think we'll be seeing him again, which has to be the most cringe anime villain origin story
Bullshit any rappers ever put onto their album ever like I lost my innocence at the tender age of 40
And now the whole world has to pay you'll never be seeing my kind side ever again like this is a temper tantrum
So, can I be honest with you, okay, this guy, this guy
decades like it.
If a bar's gonna be corny, or if it's real,
or if it's a caricature, if it's a hyperbole or not,
based on who it is and how they say it,
and a bit of arbitrary reasons,
like, he's like the fucking big judge,
he's like, oh, you can't say this, this is corny,
this is whatever, but other guys get a patch
with a bunch of bullshit in it.
Buddy, how much bullshit trash was there
Fucking a ton of shit. I'm gonna glaze it hard. There's a bunch of bars that were fucking super cringe that were super corny super
Self-optimization I'm the hero of the today's culture like anything call it out. Like just don't bother me then
Don't don't don't bother do these comments. They're not gonna do this
Okay, I'm the board. Yeah, I'm feeling a light here on this thing
Transition have you given the shell? Okay? Okay? Okay? Okay? Really? I mean, I'm not like I mean I didn't I didn't love it
But I like to is crazy. I mean I feel like if you do these reviews and give it give it a two
I think that overall people are gonna care less about your opinion on music and I live in him
Because you can say that subjectively you don't like it. It's bad. It's not art
It's whatever you can say all of this and you maybe you'll be right, right? And I all agree with you. Yeah, it's probably but but
the quality of the production the innovation and the sound and the finished
polished product is itself worth the for it at least what it's it's the album
started at four and goes up in there but if you like it maybe a five if you love
it maybe a six and maybe eight maybe a nine if you really love it right but
objectively like object and I guess not this is up to the date it it's a four
after it just after after after it being a polished product like that it's a
polished product. Even if you hate Drake and you hate the lyrics, the beat is hard, it's
polished, it's finished, it's well engineered. Most songs are properly mixed. Not properly
only, they're almost perfectly mixed. I think they're great. It doesn't have a lot of problems.
I think there's two songs that are poorly mixed, that's very...
Guys, I'm not glazing it. It's about the quality...
If you review music and you get points for the objective part,
is this a song that was well-made?
Oh, I'm a beat engineer, but let's forget about all the beat engineering,
and I'm only gonna focus on if the lyrics are corny or not.
I mean, you're a dumbass. You're stupid. Just stop. Just stop.
I mean, you sound dumb, you sound dumb.
Anyway.
Very unfortunate.
Chubby being out right here at the Alums,
and then there's two of them.
This Bollard gave NBDTF a six.
What's that, NBDBTF?
Welcome to the jungle.
He's not even this.
They're glazing so much,
just suck it one, G-Bro,
call me Astonis.
There's the left one that, yo, chat, was that even a real VM chat or not?
Chat, was that even a real VM?
That is crazy.
That's funny.
Probably is a real VM.
Album of the year, Critic score, 48.
User score, 54, OK?
OK, chat, what was my score on it?
Chad, what was my score?
I give it a what, a six and a five?
Chad, I'm a glazer, right?
So you can take off one point because I'm a glazer, right?
So my score, if I give it a seven,
it's more than six, right?
The reason is, the reason was for it to be a six.
So me being six and the user score being 54
is probably one point.
Like, Chad, think about it.
I think I was fair with it.
And I think I'm also close with the user score.
I think that I was pretty much unbiased, right?
Like true or false?
And you're looking good today.
I was pretty unbiased on it.
I didn't like something I was lost.
So I think on the Drake album,
when it's the main release, I usually say,
I expect two great songs,
three good songs, and the rest is whatever, right?
I think that album has one great song, two good songs,
and the rest is kind of whatever.
That's my thing.
One great, two goods, and for Drake album,
It's not, it's not, I expect a little bit more.
I think you play it safely because,
I think you want to have a staple, a classic.
It's not too out of the box.
It's not gonna,
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So, anyway, four likes out of 43 songs, you know, can make it on my likes, you need to
click a banger.
Like, I usually only put banger on my likes, okay?
So yeah.
Also, I didn't really listen, so also, which one's the other one?
Last one.
What the fuck is that? I'm people. Fuck you. Sorry I got my numbers in.
Um, chat. No, no.
Chat. I think this is good.
But chat, I think, I think, don't get me wrong.
This is kind of like a, one of the good songs on the album, but I still think it's a good, good and low.
chat it's like good low it's not and they said that person a verse is pretty
good but the span at the end is annoying and I could have cooked more I
think we want to I just I want to hear more from it anyway
am I gonna what I'm gonna shout for the horizon maybe perhaps boot up some emcee
He runs for the love of God, the juicers need to wl after losing the charity match.
We need to drop Aiden Ross references.
Can you like, can you imagine, he's jerking to this right now, like he's, Aiden Ross is
literally replaying this part and cunt on stream.
So should you make music so that people don't celebrate your, your verse on your album?
Yeah, you're fucking retarded, bro.
That's why nobody likes you.
Your wife, who happens to be black, left you.
I mean, dude, you have nothing going for yourself.
You never did a review of the third album.
You really can't size an album better than, you know,
your whole channel is just doing reactions and every artist hates you.
Like, you know, I understand you have to obviously get clicks,
and you have to get numbers, and I get it.
I understand, bro, I understand. You don't own anything, and I get it.
Trust me, if I was you too, I would have to be enemies of all these guys.
Yo, I'm going to be mad at him.
I'm going to be mad at him. I don't know why.
Because he built his career on being like a music reviewer.
And he uses status to push really opinionated bullshit and and and he takes pride into fucking shit on
Stop because he has some form of a musical authority in the sphere, right?
And he does it that deliberately he does that deliberately, which I think is weird because I'm a drink laser and
I really music objectively like I
Just know you guys that yes guys this album
I'm gonna take one point off of my, of my, of my react, because I'm a glazer.
I have no choice to, because Drake hates you.
Every other artist hates you.
Keep listening to everyone's music.
I hope they DMCA you and strike you.
I do, I really do, but I hope you get no money off it.
I know you need the money, but you know what it is, what it is.
So I'll, I'll, I'll best, uh, I'll best of luck to you, my friend.
And the Infantano chat is that, is a performative or a redditor chat.
He writes his stuff like, like, like he's on Reddit.
as a musical artist and musical engineer myself I'm I'm and it's very
performative as in like why does she says it doesn't even fucking think it
she says it because he knows he's gonna need some points gonna get and some
some karma he's a farmer karma they ranking based off of chat I didn't see this
list anyway um talking about the best rooms right now the best was right now
Um, I give it yeah, all right
Jinxie chat is it in reverse
Chases it in reverse or what?
Also, what the fuck is this picture?
Also, what the gosh darn is this picture? I mean this is outrageous. I mean somebody is trolling the game
chat
What the fuck is that?
You can vote?
I'm not a streamer. I ran is he
Well, it's it's crazy. I mean, I know he's on the list, but I mean, I'm guessing he's on it if you talk about it
The title show. All right, is that a beat? All right?
All right enough for real
Yo, not Jay. All right
VG, okay, me, okay, that, whoa, whoa, they made my hair glow and shit, it's so, it's
a little odd, I kind of look like a girl, but it's all good, I mean I'll take it, I'll
take it number 19, in reverse, I'll take it number six, in reverse, but not, we're like
Wait, what's like a 19?
Main platform kick are you?
Huh?
Yo, yo, yo, I'm a hybrid I do both of them.
Ah, Pokemon. Okay. Yeah, I mean she didn't show any more I think.
I'll just put some music in the background because I'm not trying to, I feel like I can hear the fan.
Wait, it's bugged.
All right, here's some of that.
DJ academics.
I think she's pretty good.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, you know what?
I all agree with that.
I think AKG's are pretty good.
I think this complex, I guess the last time,
I think they do a mix of people that are in the music
rap sphere and also stream it because they don't know people who actually stream them because they don't watch streams
This is like a listen like people who stream it that are in over in the rap or a hip-hop sphere
That also have clips on Twitter otherwise, we don't know who they are right so
Take a little grand-soul that that's that's the reason it is
Agent oh oh a dat. Yeah, you're right. Yeah
Okay, so all right. I'm still here after all this time. Thanks for keeping me. Okay. Okay. What the fuck are they doing with these pictures, man?
What is this?
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Chat the tag you think you look at the the the whites based in no
Like it
All right, yeah
Ticks my kite top ten Dan the broad media
Chuvon Linder, that ain't no that was just your name, that's just kind of hard, Aiden
Roz. Okay, okay, chat these outrageous pictures, why do they make his fucking ears glow? Like,
What the fuck chat they are trolling
Well, you look like vitality
Ray Asian boy, yeah
All right
All right, I mean obviously gameplay. Yeah, I mean I would agree kind of
edge Emily
Yeah
Yeah
Okay, okay now I know that we are not gonna ask what the fuck is this picture they are trawling the game
Buddy what are you doing with it with these pictures? What is this edit? It looks like a peanut
Jesus hold on
Guys, what the fuck are they doing?
Because they shake his head like an actual peanut.
That's fucked.
That's so fucked.
His head is not made vertically at all in real life or on picture.
Does Venomada have a vertical head?
No, he does not.
He has a roundish, even more round, very round face.
This is a peanut.
You can see it's cut on the right.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Look at that.
Oh, you're right.
Did they cut his fucking head?
Yo, hold on.
I need to investigate this.
This is absolutely insane.
Dude!
Dude!
Chad, look right here.
Look, it's cut straight.
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Most underrated it
96% say they deserve a more great incentive than the Senate.
Most already there.
I just mentioned the state of the rank.
Okay, bots.
Okay, Jack, Jack, I like saying bots on everything, Jack,
but that doesn't do.
92% of all voters say that their speed is too high.
96% say that the intermediate deserves more
Seven doing it. Yeah, I mean this is a little
It's not this one of the most bothered me things I have ever seen
What the fuck
That favorites no no, I mean it's not it's not as good. It's just body. I mean the noise is but not not about it
It's very different engagement. Yeah, probably
Um, yeah, people voting me too above.
I'll take the W plus two.
Zingz, I'll agree with that.
Why, Emily, I don't get, what?
Okay, chat, whatever fans is botting everything she does.
Chat, I don't wanna be weird.
I'm not saying it's her fault at all.
I'm saying that she has a super fan,
defend that are botting everything she does the red threads this shit if you
want to see what job you would get if you weren't a streamer you should try the
career explorer test by sir can you if things can be a game developer I'm gonna
to be broke hello L interesting um yeah she names them on stats underrated fire
Um, do you agree already 40% Jesus? That's not very nice is it?
35,000 okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, somebody is using Neon's farm.
I mean, it is what it is.
I mean, these numbers were approaching Neon
to critical levels, this is fucking insane.
Chad, they got the whole fucking drone over there.
They had both.
They had like a clank veil in this shit.
I can't, I actually can't.
All right, I'll send this next.
Jesus.
All right.
Okay, that's crazy.
Okay, okay, that is a little bit crazy.
Jesus
Okay
I can't over a year ago
I can't I can't agree with that. Sorry. I'm sorry. I can't agree with that. He's the great. He's the big
How the fuck y'all don't y'all don't put gc. I know I'm so you don't you don't watch them. No, no, I mean be honest
I think gc. Ah, I can't over a year ago
Okay, okay, but then if you do chat guys, yes
They should get a council on who does this and it doesn't have to be a lot
Get like 15 people together and then you cannot just be one guy.
You cannot just do one guy or ask me how they'll do it for free.
I can't.
I can't.
And then they're not for free.
Hold on.
I can't agree with that.
Sorry.
I can't agree with that.
He's the biggest gaming streamer in my opinion.
I don't think gaming streamers are the like apex anymore.
I disagree.
I think it's going to come back.
It could.
It could for sure.
The IRL desktop.
Like you know like the one.
So why'd you put queso?
Because case was one of those was I think kind of breaks through speed number one. Okay, kind number two
No
Amazon outsider sees gaming as something that that's it's like a pill to swallow and queso makes the pill easy to swallow
Right, so that's part of being good to me though
That's part of those rankings. Probably is it part of me is a bad game a bad set of bad
Whatever and be it be able to consume ever got us that's because it is also jigsie does though for a lot of people as well
Okay, Jinxie number three. What makes Jinxie number three? Jinxie is live for the last I
Think it's 500 days in a row right now. I was gonna listen right now
This is right now. It's 500 days in a row right now
500 days in a row 10 hour streams a day 24 hour streams every single every single day hold up
reviving dead video games video games that people don't even give a shit about
about reviving them, having 50 to 100,000 viewers.
Now he started to host events with other streamers
helping push other people.
He's top three.
Look, I'm not trying to show on Jynxy,
but 100,000 subs every month.
I'm not trying to show on Jynxy,
but do you feel like, cause again,
this is the streaming aspect of it,
Jynxy has downpacked.
Do you think he's transcended beyond it?
Kai has, he has, he has 10 million followers on Twitch.
Kai has 20, 10 million follower difference on Twitch.
You know how hard it is to have followers on Twitter?
But you think a casual person
would know Jinxie relative to anyone else?
Jack, if they were to walk a street in any city,
any city in the US, okay?
You're Jinxie and you put anybody on his top 25.
And that's your data?
Jinxie gets stopped maybe four or five times more
than anybody on that list.
That's what it is.
And you can say whatever you want to get about it.
How I read this is better.
Gaming streams are consumed at a higher density.
You'll need to always remember this.
You can game more, you can play more,
and you can upload a lot of it more in other places.
YouTube, but TikTok, all other platforms,
these gather more hours watched, especially in gaming.
He's already bigger, but a lot more.
And people will recognize it.
So this guy's thing is wrong.
He's just singing roles.
On here, to be honest.
I think Aiden, when you hear Aiden again,
it's like the old thing.
It's like, I think people probably know Aiden more,
but like, I think Jinxie, I'm a dick writer.
I think he's three.
I just think a lot of these people are household names
and Jinxie may be in like a streamer house.
Who would think I'm a bigger house
held name than Jinxie?
Complex thinks that.
Okay, but so that's your top three.
That is-
Yo, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
You cannot argue as, oh, I think, I didn't say complex.
Like buddy, Jack, I'm not gonna be rid of this guy,
but you can't do both.
You can't say, I, I, I, I, I.
Oh, you caught me in a weird spot.
Complex thinks this.
I mean, bro, come on, man.
Like, dude, you're like your rating's top three.
Like, guys, I think you sure as all suck.
Me personally.
It's like, oh yeah, so you think that's awesome.
No, no, I don't think that.
XQC Enterprises thinks that.
No, me, no, no, I mean, whoa, whoa, I didn't say that.
Jesus Christ.
like, dude, fuck that.
Hext is the Enterprises, like, anyway, that's about it.
The alien behind the badges, here he is, here he is.
The Cussin' Badges and Palettes of Wars for Chat
are never gonna stream man.
Yeah.
So we will know who to blame on the emotors shit and we have like a chat
Is there one for like a lot of points maybe like a 10 mil reward in chat for biggest gambler?
Because you can only get that many points by gambling in chat like you you can't get the 10 mil points by watching
You have to gamble like this is what it is and you will do inside training
Yeah, people do inside training by the way. He doesn't know that
Ambient has a lot of points is an inside of gambling years ago and past that you can literally like you came from overwatch
You're a gamer. Yeah fucking moon moon came from overwatch
I came from Wow lyric came from fucking Daisy, right? Yeah, who the fuck where did Ron come from?
He comes on for night, but he got carried by a cheater to I made you
Like XCC do you have any type of chat? He's right. I'm dead. I chat. He's right. I mean
Okay, that makes sense. That's fine. I guess
Who's another one of them
What even is this argument soda pop and do you want to get in a call and we could debate like bro like I'm fucking retarded
I'm the most dumb streamer on this fucking platform, and I still think I would make you look dumb like bro
I mean true. I swear to God. The first part make money get old and become fucking annoying and just like yo
Maybe I'm yo chat chat the yo, you know these toddler sure is like run like these toddlers again. Maybe there's anything
This is what streaming is about though.
People, you know, we've been at the same since day one.
They just weren't there watching, okay?
Nobody changed it, become like this.
It just, it just, we just banter like that.
It's just what it is.
Nobody is becoming mad.
I'll be the one to sit here and be like, you know what?
Maybe I'm wrong, dead ass.
But this person, you can't admit he's wrong.
Yo, yo.
I changed it by doing a less banter.
If you want to see, back in the days,
it was a 10 times more aggressive.
Are you kidding me? Bro, if I've changed it anyway, I'm holding my tongue. It was way worse.
Where the fuck did Steve go?
You don't even try to put any research into it, like...
Like every streamer, five years ago, and past that, you can literally...
Oh, he's joking! Oh! Okay! Okay! Me too, guys! Me too! I was joking too! No, no, no, it's okay.
It's better than okay. No, no, no.
Oh, hold on. But that was clearly a joke though. Okay, hold on. I'll try. I know that he's throwing it up. Okay?
He's doing a, he's doing a, he's doing a skid of like, oh, oh yeah.
Oh, you're surely he wasn't joking, buddy, buddy.
He's talking about where you come from in the realm of games.
Like back in the days to have a foothold, you had to be some form of a gamer.
Like you have to be either a big ass gamer or the best chat.
Chat, wreckful soda.
This is one, these weren't, these were not good at, at, at, uh, uh, uh, well,
work ethics, they were the best.
Like I don't think you said, like, I don't think you understand it.
They were the best.
Wreckful had guides and I was on a forum and he would people would pay to just learn tips
He would go to the website and pay money just to just to read the word that he would type about all the workrafts literally like
That's
My man, I was joking too. I
Was joking too like you came from overwatch
I deadass was joking too and when I almost hit that car. I was joking so there was a trash
So this is so there was more than like one. Yeah, he's one of our streamer, right?
He always get more back contenter, but so that was fucking fantastic. Are you kidding me? Yo, he is his is his fellow druid was on point
Yes, that's fair. You're a game
Moon Moon came from overwatch
I did as don't get it though. Why does why don't people just hate? I don't know. Do you got you're on a run?
Listen, I don't hey, I'm gonna be a good friend. Let's see how it is
It's not that people hate on everybody is that we fucking hate you your shit's trash
We would love it if you just went fucking offline you loser. You understand fuck you
I think hate is just bigger now like dead ass. I'm so serious. When was the last time?
You see like positivity bro, like I don't I don't even know
If somebody is okay or decent then even if that's very mild you get called a glazer a dick writer a bitch ass a sucker a
Busta a loser a
A cloud chaser a moron. No anymore, bro. I'm dead serious
I feel like I could do a charity stream, which is rare by the way
This is rare stable and all doing it and somehow
Like people will just find a way to be like, you know what? He's probably gonna pocket that go by a phone
Some of that that which probably what yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it makes sense
We got here be some the table
They're quality cameras and people to restaurants.
So those look like a documentary camera.
Six QC, six QC, six QNQ, six QNN, check it out.
Thanks for tuning in.
Except for the audio though.
I answered questions about what it's like here.
We just got here and it's already been crazy.
We've seen a lot of flag-weighting weddings.
Andre, I think the video link is not working.
We got here.
It's a I did y'all use double that yeah of
Streaming or popularity there is
Streaming popularity and then there's like media popularity
XQC has been streaming on Twitch for 10 plus years has built one of the biggest and strongest communities
All right. Hold on. He could know that that's to check right there
And have 20 to 30,000 people watching it every day, but due to IRL in clips and events
In how niche streaming is I call it I call this top layer saturation
It's a top layer that it is is is what people without watching shit
It's what people see without watching and I don't mean to be rude anybody else
This is not it doesn't it is that it's like you go on Twitter and you see some clips from whatever about me
Oh, this guy did that or bought this or whatever right and they'll watch like a nine second clip a 20 second clip
And then and it's gonna move on because they don't they don't watch it people people these reds people watch streams
Like they watch them like if XQC walked down the same street as Marlin
Marlins having people come up to him or are they ranking?
based on
By right
I there's any end. Well, what are we going with the William Barlow? What is it?
You know, nine to five
Hmm
Different ways they each have their own harder. It's it's harder to make it in streaming a hundred percent
They got you could go well actually it's hard to the job market is crazy
But like bro, I've never compared shrink the jobs. I guess I'll never make the mistake
If you never compare streaming to job, because you can always do more, you know the confines
of a man and a five, whatever, right?
It's a fucking hobby that becomes a paid hobby if you make it.
Like, it's something you do for fun that becomes paid if you get to a certain threshold.
There are no components that you could put in that you can compare both to a real job,
unless you self-inflict that.
Guys, every negative thing about streaming is self-inflicted is what it is you choose
you what?
There's millions of people that are currently trying to stream, 9 to 5 is mentally taxing
on some like, damn, like I might not want to do this today.
I don't know.
Something like that.
Something like that.
If you wanted to, yes, yes, you might get lower numbers.
You can hyper moderate, you can, you can make it an eco chamber.
You can make it so the interaction is overall better, right?
I like my co-workers shit like that, but nigga go try be a fucking streamer
How did the butters get ready?
So I'm gonna find stream it trying to make it
I think making it is streaming is harder than how mentally taxing a nine to five is or how like you know, right?
Yeah, okay. I mean chat guys
You'll forget the numbers. It's a chat people figure the numbers. It's it would be as hard
not as hard, but comparable to making,
like becoming something in like the music world, whatever.
Like it's a lot of marketing, it's a lot of luck,
it's a lot of whatever.
Like there's a lot of people out there
that want to do something and they'll be like, I can make it.
XQC, you're a dumb retard who has no content.
That's number one.
Okay, and you're a fucking fake broccoli,
four foot, three apples high, a little fucking leprechaun.
if I can pot a gold looking at the chest.
I show you no content and your results are clicking on links on Twitch because you steal my content.
That's number one.
No. Yo, read the fucking rumor.
This guy wants to do nothing with you, you're stupid ass.
Yeah. He's gonna go on TikTok.
Now go 350 in a fucking 35 with spanners on the road.
Excuse me, do you ever do anything besides just react to 10 second clips and not the whole vlog because you're a dumbass?
Who's attention span's gone down because all you do is spin slots?
No, because now I'm mad.
Mad okay, okay now. I'm mad at you see my go chat
This guy has his own
Farmering emotes in his under breath with his ad libs are fucking laughing it because you know today
This is funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what if he doesn't like fans gone down because all you do is spin slots
Now now I'm mad if you pose a good clip you get full profit. He gets zero dollars really really really
You better make a dumbass look stupid!
You know who Ricegum is?
Look behind you.
I mean, he's right.
What?
I mean, I mean, I mean...
Wait, that's not Ricegum though.
Are you crazy?
That's crazy.
I'm going to stop the app and get the fucking record.
Do I watch?
Am I supposed to be honored or something?
Like, I'm obviously trolling.
Trolling like bro before this clip even happened this guy literally was calling me autistic
Etc no care in the world keep in mind by Jack wait
Do you think that I was a trolley? Uh, that's that's cool, but China. He knows I'm trolling
He's the man. That's crazy. You what nobody cares to see right? You know what goes viral me talking to the guy
Not me giving him a hundred dollar tip when I say yo, you know what it's seven hundred fifty dollars
Go to 850. Where's that part of the clip?
Where's that part of the clip?
Where they split all the money and I give the extra $100?
Yo!
Now do something for the sake of doing it,
not because you're gonna get a reward for it.
Now, for the one time, give them me some money, right?
Just for the sake of giving them money,
and not because you're gonna get a clip, you fucking bitch.
Not because you wanna make money off their back,
that's an employee.
If you give them me a hundred bucks
because you're getting $1,000 on a clip,
then you a fucking bitch.
You're like Jeff Bazaar singing, other people.
Where's the clip of the dad who randomly walked in
and I bought him a $200 pair of headphones
just because he knew who I was, his kids?
Where's that clip?
Where's the clip where literally the dad goes outside
and I have him shout out all those things,
I go on FaceTime talking about how I'm gonna make him
link with Plackboy Maxi.
Oh man, jesus, classic paper house with
10% off
You okay?
Yep, by the way
That's the last one, anyway
What? What? Iceman. Iceman. Iceman.
Is that in real or what? What?
Iceman.
Okay, that's crazy. Okay, that's crazy.
QT signs a big deal. I don't know what that is. Oh QT is in there. You're in there.
Creative Artist Agency, CA. Okay. I mean it's just an agency. I don't know what, is
that like a collab thing? I mean I don't know why people are celebrating that. Anyway,
Um, okay.
Well, I was about to chat.
Any, um, any clips, any news, anything cool?
Surely there's anything you could look at.
Well, I was just, I was just, no.
Chat, chat, life is fun.
There's always something going on.
Sneaker Exposers is what kind of a being
is one of the biggest view bars on Twitch.
All right, let's take a look.
He's got the Twitch weird, okay.
That one's crazy.
So he sparks at 4.22 and then four minutes in,
that's when they get the noti.
That is the reason.
The noti should come out in the first two minutes.
So we're kind of right here.
It seems like if it's a botting, it's not.
Usually these sites don't, they show stats
and they get the stats wrong.
That's the main problem.
Is that these things happen yet, right?
But a lot of the websites, it just appears flawed.
It's why you need the actual data behind the scenes.
Like.
Late-node bot.
Because four minutes in, it jumps from 800 to 14,000
just like that.
Interesting.
Yeah, no.
This website, what is that?
Botted?
All that is source code APIs, live platform monitoring.
Like Buddha bodied featured case destiny bodied what the fuck
Jesus Jesus Jesus
All right, well live bodied feet, yeah, yo
Oh!
Yo, chill.
Jack, you guys, you guys.
I hate you guys, you know I hate bots, okay?
But I think it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna odd.
I think, I think this is like a bad
vibe code in it.
Bought it!
Bought it!
You need shadows 500 emoji only oh, that's gap. Oh, no, no, no, this is on kick. This is this is the only kick it like what?
So this is only on the kick side. No
Now my chat is this fucking bullshit that went down that okay now you triggered it now
It's really not a check kick. I hate being fucking
Fucking called out for me and only and whenever they hear that they just go about it. See now they're doing it
Okay, I'm over it. Congratulations now. Now that now the challenge is you need complete documents of the day. Lovely. Thank you, man. Well done. I hope you brought it yourself.
Like, fuck you guys.
Thank you.
Chat.
What?
On a random Wednesday? Chat. For me, chat. Yes, for me.
for me the come-up is we study chat 1.4 mil views chat at 4 and everybody
wants on the red on the red one chat for me yeah yes for me I know about it
once my go isn't washed through rock I read again like if you look at Twitch
tracker in that case it's it's I think it has a usually more accurate uh well
watch this.
Now the curves are usually better, better looking here.
I feel like this is the today I would say.
I mean,
it sure is real quick, but I think it's not like the other side.
He's like, I guess I don't even know what he says.
I mean, let me tell you, I don't even know.
Okay.
Look at Tilell, okay.
All right.
I don't know how to, I don't know how to type his name.
Is it Duh?
Is it Duh?
I also, I do this on stream chat because then it's going to get, it's going to flip out
of context or whatever, you know what I mean?
I mean chat, maybe it's just the nature, the nature of, I mean, that is fucking crazy though.
I mean, that's instant.
Maybe that's normal for today. Maybe that's just what people do.
We can murder.
We can murder.
We can murder.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Chat, I'm gonna say something, chat.
And chat, chat, this will rattle a lot of cages.
you
you
you
you
you
All right, so okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, what is that okay hold on hold on hold on
Hello. Hello.
Okay, we got the diagonal curve.
We have the straight curve.
Okay, then we have the mostly normal.
I'm Cesar Giffy's ex-QC, it's because he posts Sonic he's going live.
14.18, cleared by old man BTW.
I'm not even calling him a botter.
Like I said, it could be something else that's actually doing to him.
What I mean is, I think that the Weaver's bottom is just testing different settings.
Like, I think these are very...
And you say, oh because of the string length?
Okay, okay, I will look into your arguments.
argument is 4 4 2 the difference would be a half right so this would still be you
um if it if that was less hours it would it would be shooting up um check
your logs okay I'll check your logs he says isn't it obvious sponsors
at bare minimum, it's embedded farming.
Let's take a look.
Oh, we think Pauli Mark is doing it then?
Well, oh, chat, now that I think about it then,
if somebody were to do it, hold on.
Pauli Market does have a pretty crazy amount of people
that are browsing the website at all times.
Chat, even without going to bed on anything,
They could do pixel embedding, right?
Jack, Jack, they can do pixel.
Yeah, they can do that.
They take one pixel and they put the player in the pixel ever
and it plays the stream.
Like, Jack, does anybody know or know how to add it?
Like, can you detect that?
Like, like, what are we able to do?
Like, you can see your...
Um, I mean that's the gopher there.
At this point, I mean,
you can just go at this point, it's just,
people need to accept it.
If this could happen,
where please body cut, not him,
but somebody says,
somebody says, somebody says,
somebody says, somebody says,
I know this guy,
I hate to harp on this guy
because somebody's body is not a percent, right?
I mean, I think it's a little bit insane to think that you can let's say what's you doing at that?
He's not doing it. Let's let's say in another world
That may days in a row is jet that's endlessly damaging to the to the to the to everything like it's it. This is insane
like
How how how is that like allowed to happen? I?
Know he knows getting it like you know, he knows he's getting bothered like he's been sure about it
Was that banks? Jesus, what? What? All right. Chat. Are these colors wrong? Blue should
be active chatters, no? The colors are wrong. Okay. What's next? That's where chat server
issues
Genuinely and fucking mind-blowing. I don't even know shit about twitch, bro. Is that 40k a lot of this?
What?
42,000 viewers
This isn't bought it either like everyone on twitch bots. There's no bots happening here. Like this is just like
Me raw and twitch. I'm not a fucking streamer, bro. I have no followers. I've never streamed before my life
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo banks bro. You have the app for one
Guys, guys, guys, I'm friends with Benz, I'm not,
but you know that I never hold my tongue,
like I'm gonna tell you raw,
I'm gonna tell you raw how to think about this, okay?
Like I've been here for 10 years, okay?
Some curves can be explained,
some curves are odd, whatever, okay?
What you can, and we can argue this,
nobody can explain this,
like not one human would ever debate this curve,
but this is a server anomaly,
Like, this is so egregious.
Like, nobody can explain this in a human form.
That's fucking insane, hello?
Okay, now let me explain it, let me explain it.
There's a lot of minutes in here, right?
Minute, whatever.
Like, the reality is that the notifications
don't even come out that fast.
Twitch does not instantly put all the notice out
At the same, like, it's, even though this day
it's a lot faster, it's very, it's still very gradual, right?
It's, it takes a watch out, what's the maximum,
what's the maximum, it's like 10 minutes maximum, right?
It's 10 minutes, yeah.
Even if it was scheduled, what?
So, what is that?
And, okay, let's say it was scheduled.
You would argue to me that everybody,
99% of the viewers were instantly there.
Nobody came afterwards.
Nobody was like, oh wow, I think thanks for shooting.
Let me watch it.
Zero people came on top of those guys, right?
Because it peaks at zero, it peaks the maximum value
and it only trends down.
Like, doing it.
Ready?
Action.
Don't.
Just come here.
Excuse me, this is the guy's chat, huh?
Okay.
Um, and being super, as disgustingly racist as you could possibly be, and framing it as,
it as do you believe in free speech and then just ripping fucking the craziest shit hard
ours directly to people's faces black people's faces and try to bait them into some sort
of response well you got one you got a physical response and he had gotten a few leading up
to this which is why the in the initial hook was it's only a matter of time well I mean
it's I never look only the chat because you can always argue that it's people that don't
have accounts that don't I don't chat it's never like a mainstream deal and fucking
Bear sprayed the guy. Well, I guess somebody tackled him yesterday
Walked up said some fucking crazy shit to somebody as he does you read it
Read it max difference between the viewers versus log the end users is like five ten on JC
Okay, so because the TikTok normans at 34 is six thousand insane. I'm check
Yeah, I mean wasn't that check check it you should never I love this number
Only that number because because people have been people have been understanding how bots work and they've been trying to equalize these two numbers
Yeah, I'm not lying about this
Some better botting services that people have okay
There's something equalize those numbers and find a way to make it almost even so sometimes being too close to the same amount
Or above it also wrong be too low like it's it's hard because they're they're retroactively like like they're making it a science
Pretty much them against
I
Burn me back
At the expense of white and Asian-American socioeconomic conditions is a cope and everyone knows it. Yes, correct
I mean, this is the the Elon Musk style. No, they
Are genetically inferior and socio-economic conditions are a cope. They are
It's a fact
Like so and socio-economic conditions are a cope. They are
It's a fact
Of course, we're gonna be watching this video as well from the Birdman.
The Birdman, right.
Oh, we knew that.
Um.
Oh, thank you.
Okay, so I had a plan coming here today.
Chad, Chad, isn't socioeconomic the biggest factor for, uh, for climate, regardless of
fucking race or, or, or, or village or whatever?
That I wanted to make a donation to Albea.
We know, you know, that's just yes, what?
Really?
Because I've always wanted to, so I want to donate a hundred thousand dollars to Albeas.
You're joking.
No.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
If you compare a rich, affluent neighborhood and impoverished neighborhood everywhere,
the crime steps are way higher in impoverished areas, like what, regardless of what fucking
uh... predominantly what race it is like
because it's it's one of the things that i was always cool i want to donate
and i want to help out
and i think it's cool what you guys do here and seeing it in person i think is
really spectacular
oh very cool
i mean look at the game
yeah
you did not tell me this
we're gonna have to figure it out afterwards i can't do it
i mean they should have brought a money bag in
Hold on now, bro should have bought a fucking case full of money like MrBeast.
Jell, what was it?
Um, I can just ask Grock.
Do...
Okay, wait a minute.
Is there a difference in, um, crime rates based on whether or not a neighborhood is rich,
slash poor?
Which one?
That's a terrible word to ask about, so I'm gonna...
Don't you skip this donno bro you have the act for one hour now we do not give a shit
of what you're talking about hop on Minecraft you fucking check them incentives are insured
to the world a wealth is one of the strong neighborhood wealth is one of the strongest
ecological predictors of local crime rates
and the poll
any any
bottom left
bottom left
i mean bottom left
i mean i was right bottom left
bottom left
bottom left
it's not an excuse
it's just an acknowledgement that that's what i think factors
uh... are it really doesn't raise it makes great content so
But do you think that she's...
What do you think?
Well, I think that she's better than Aiden.
This is our list.
I think that she's better than Aiden because of what I said with Rey.
I think she's on the rise.
I think she has accolades to prove it.
As we continue to do these lists, if she maintains momentum,
she has an opportunity to climb.
And she's more consistent at a higher clip than Aiden.
A lot of his moments are also just attached to other people or things.
Like it's been a minute since we've seen a dolo Aiden Ross moment.
It's like him with the costume.
your hymn with agg or hymn like I feel like you know she makes great now do this with kind instead
and apply the same rule and apply the same methodology to what you're saying to kai whoa
whoa relax what what what is he saying chill out don't don't burn your bridges well i mean dude
it doesn't make him a bad streamer doesn't make him worse it doesn't make him less skilled is sneak
But if your main argument is only that oh collabs equals bad streamer then then Kyle be the worst streamer
But he's not so don't do that. You know me. I mean
Let's take back
on whether there will be
an argument that's presented
I'm going to bet that there won't be
Treatment through DI and affirmative action at the expense of white and Asian Americans social economic conditions is a cope and everyone knows it
Yes. Correct. I mean, this is the Elon Musk style. No, they are genetically inferior and socioeconomic conditions are a cope.
They are. It's a fact.
What is that?
Of course, we're going to be watching this video as well from the Birdman.
The Birdman, right.
What is he saying? That it's just all genetic?
BirdCope.
They are.
Or is this not a context?
All right, I think socioeconomic factors are main drive.
Also, I think culture-wise.
And you can see that in a lot of cultures,
even today's internet culture,
it even said that the, oh guys, let's go microlute.
That's building a culture of being okay with theft.
That's also, it's also creating
and making a culture of crime.
It actually is it and then you can see how them and that's not even tied to racing like it's just not
All right, you can see how this is developing in real time
So everything I said to Jimmy check is her not being able to drive her bike and in causing an absolute fuckstorm
It because like she can't like did she this is just been like hours on the bike
I mean, is he not learning how to drive?
I mean, I'm not driving.
Everyone's like...
I guess we're not supposed to do that.
Ah, sorry.
Yeah.
Nah.
I'll be your local.
How you doing?
Bringing you a gift, that's a solar charger.
Thank you, I appreciate you.
Plug that in and get extra hours on it.
Do you own any panels on it?
The panel is right here.
When that green light is on, it's running off the sun.
Holy!
What's your name?
I'm Sparky.
Chad, it either looks like some, like, some biker
your guiding Sparky from like some southern state and look Jack, Jack.
Thank you Sparky.
The racism is gone.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's a great figure.
Yeah.
So did you have trouble with your speed running out at you?
What?
Yeah, this is beating me.
Well, I got that thing that I can do.
The world is healing.
Yes, sir.
So.
Oh, this is my program.
Thank you.
You're doing what you're doing.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
God bless you.
God bless you.
Come on, let's do it. Let's do it.
They're having a father thinkin' he's a young man.
I didn't say anything weird. You're being weird.
You can't bless him.
Let him be as successful as he can be for you, Lord.
Thank you very much, and you're lovin' him.
Holy name, amen.
I bless you. I appreciate you.
That was cool.
That was cool. Very cool.
Twitch shoot again by cpstudios.
All right
Fucking
Will you go to
Oh shit
Yeah, that's how my content is gone now
Yeah, they play some bangers and it's all bangers. I've never heard a North Korean non-banger chat. I've never heard of a one
anyway
There's a and Gebel here playing their game of the music in their hotel room. It's like I saw that
All right, what else we got there to chat?
I had some links open and I think they're all gone
Yeah, I guess it's only I want to watch early on it. I see this every day. I saw a bookmark of my shit
I don't like it open Instagram links tonight
Okay, nah, it's just a log in and I can't it's like fucking bugged like it doesn't it doesn't let me log in as it's bugged
What's that?
Hater reports
Wait, what the fuck
Wait, that's insane. Wait, they're down by 3 and you hit a shot like that? This guy is crazy.
Wemby's gonna pull a deep 3.
5 on 4. Wemby's gonna pull a deep 3.
Wait, that's play. That's actually over.
5 on 4.
Jack, in the grand scheme of things that is not risk, Jack, you're down by 3 at 30 seconds.
Technically, you're pretty much losing, even with a 2 point.
to do a three-point is is it's cool but it's from there's insane
That's crazy, I mean, yeah, that's pretty crazy
I'm exposing this to I don't really give a fuck. I actually don't go watch out. Oh my marbles now. I don't care
I'm saying it and I hope
Yo people that work at rich like I was
I encourage you to be bought in cheap dead ass. I encourage it
Twitch does not give a flying fuck about anyone who view bots and they love it. They love it
I've talked to so many people at twitch. Oh, no, we're trying to figure out ways to stop it. Oh, no, we're trying to
They don't I saw this morning at this point I defend kick though
I saw this morning. I did I saw this fucking morning high-visors at 40,000 viewers
I mean he's the goat. I mean he's the goat. He's learning from the master. Oh
One of my eyes, okay. Well, I think that's not actually sounds bad. That's not what I meant though. I
Mean I mean they don't let him but you know me
What is that?
This dude says, I mean, this dude was muted.
There's no audio on this shit.
Like, there's no fucking audio on this slip.
Innocent Canadians are allegedly having their luggage
tagged, swapped at Pearson Airport, Toronto?
Then unknowingly flying suitcase with drugs.
What?
Okay, that's fucking insane.
Uh, that's pretty insane, yeah.
As luggage is loaded onto a long-haul flight bound for Auckland, New Zealand, Canada border agents raid the plane.
He's like, get your stuff, you're getting off the plane.
Nicole and her family are marched off with a terrifying explanation.
They are all being detained for transporting narcotics.
W5 has obtained border agent notes that show her bags tested positive for suspected narcotics.
They brought out the bolt cutters and they cut the lock off, and they opened up the bag.
It was stuffed full of drugs.
20.52 kilos, more than 45 pounds of meth.
Wait!
The bag tag showed Nicole's name, but the luggage wasn't hers.
Nicole was detained for seven hours before the RCMP realized she was a victim of bag tag switching.
I took a video of it. It takes like five seconds, so it could have been anywhere.
Our exclusive data reveals a shocking surge in cases at least 17.
What Chad did, my flight was routed to Toronto and it was done forcibly.
We're like, like, like, they, they said, oh, they get delayed on our flight, right?
And they said, oh, it has to go to Toronto, right? And it has to go to, because there's
a curfew in Montreal or whatever, so you have to go to Toronto.
Like, Chad, they only forced our flight to go to Toronto when there was no reason to go to Toronto at all.
Innocent passengers have been victims of bag tags
which were taken in the last year.
In all but one case, the switch happened,
it appears in airport.
I can't even fucking.
Even passengers wrongly accused of smuggling drugs
to countries around the world.
The passengers were all eventually released,
but this is just what's being caught.
An untold number of Canadians may have flown
without even knowing that their bag tags
had been used to transport drugs.
That bag is picked up.
Chad, this is called the Schrodinger's Cocaine.
If you make it home, with the bag of cocaine, you get Max Winfrey cocaine for millions of dollars.
If you get caught, it's not yours and it was bag swapped.
I mean...
By somebody on the other end and these other people hopefully just pick up their bag and have no idea,
they just see what the tag's gone missing.
Dieter Boheim is a retired police inspector who was also part of the Toronto's Uniti-
I guarantee you, the switching of the tag happens on a regular basis.
Sometimes it gets detected, but a lot of times it just doesn't.
Can you just see who's on the job at doing this task at what time?
Like, why does the news have to do a segment on this?
If they found the tags were switched, they know who did it within a fucking few minutes.
Like what?
Get noticed.
Tag switching involves drugs leaving Canada, but Bohheim says Pearson Airport is also a
a prime destination for organized crime groups who want to get drugs into Canada.
But what if we go like that, like in some country?
Like to move cocaine.
Well they just drug you up or something like that.
His two decades working at Pearson.
They're doing stuff that's illegal.
They're putting stuff on planes that shouldn't be on planes.
They're bringing stuff out of planes.
We aren't identifying him to protect his job.
I don't think many people work alone on any of these things.
I think it's like a little bit of a group effort.
In the last year, the RCMP...
Okay, Jack, Jack, this voice rambler is complete garbage.
Like, if somebody knows this person,
they would know instantly.
Like...
We aren't identifying him to protect his job.
I don't think many people work alone on any of these things.
I think it's like a little bit of a group effort.
In the last year, the RCMP has arrested six ramp
and baggage workers in connection
with tag switching at Pearson.
No one has been arrested for putting Nicole's tag on a suitcase filled with meth.
Now when she travels, she videos her bag at the airport and uses a tracker as proof
the bag she arrives with is the one she checked.
Avery Haines, CCTV News, Toronto.
I mean, that's good, but yeah.
Now be a good cover story if you're doing it yourself.
You didn't even smuggle.
I like it.
I like it.
Ryan Thompson was a terrorist.
And more people should acknowledge this
than it really appropriate.
People should be emptying all the graves
than their people who profit off the killing.
That's completely intolerant.
I mean, you can disagree.
What the guy was doing, calling a bunch of names, whatever, sure.
sure but terrorists is not I don't think there's any realm or that that makes
sense that's not that doesn't fit the terrorism
suffer every single day.
No, I don't think I'm a fan of her.
I'm a fan of her.
I just love her.
Because of how negligent her
confidence was.
She dies, an infant dies.
So if you guys are okay with some of my
Bryant's questions being around
and that being a part of our society
that says more about the U.S.
and the U.S.
and the U.S.
and the U.S.
See this is why using these terminologies actually has an effect like these are the same the same
Yo, bro, they're using the Hesson terminology now, man, bro
That's crazy
What
That's like, a lot of American, American, American, bad, I mean.
Oh, Sullivan Latin?
Combinative, is it a seal of a company?
Why do we protect the Second Amendment?
So that you say to allow people to be stripped of their order
and they're going to protect their democracy?
I think they're going to be.
I think they're going to be stripped of their democracy.
Not saying, you know, we should all take up arms,
but when your democracy is eroded,
if there's, you know, other options,
what are we meant to do?
What are we meant to do?
I mean, let's give it a bucket and say democracy, democracy, democracy, that they probably didn't even vote.
That's for time, is this a measure?
What?
I mean, uh, yeah, insurance companies scan.
Uh, okay, but the reality is that they just have a new CEO, like...
I mean, they have a new CEO.
Cool. Uh, now what?
It's like...
SpongeBob!
They're all looking!
A flag stamped on...
Broke broken!
Get over here and fix it!
I got a better idea!
Why don't I call someone whose job it is to fix it?
You know why?
Because when I need a job done, I get someone with a job to do that job!
I'm not going to try the need to get that in addition to be very good.
It was in June last year that the President's sons announced a boom in
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I'm just going to give you the sentences.
There are so many that they can make and produce that's less elaborate and that probably you
have better product margin than this shit. I just don't, I don't understand it. It's just so out of there like storage at a relatively cheap
$499 which the company says is promotional pricing. Truth social. Pre-installed on the phone. Like any other phone it can make calls,
send texts, do some wide angles. It takes pretty good photos too. The phone looks different from how it was originally advertised. The original
language on the website said the phone would be made in the USA
language that has since been scrubbed from the website now
saying American proud design. American flag that has only 11
stripes. Experts resembles a phone made in Taiwan. It looks
very similar. It has very distinct shape. Yeah, that does
look really similar. Almost identical so far. We're not set
up for a mid range kind of mid budget phone. Okay, that's
Absolutely. And here in the United States, if I had to put money on it, I would say that's the
HTC influence for growth. Representatives for Trump Mobile did not respond to questions about
whether the phone is made in the U.S. The White House did not confirm if President Trump himself
is using the phone bearing his name. All right, with that, Brian Chung joins us. Brian, we have
so many questions. You've got the phone. First, how does it work? I probably not.
that. Never seen a man's soul leave his body. You have now.
Well, you know, five months ago, decided let's take a peek into
this whole phone thing because they're long overdue on
delivering this phone that'll reinvent my understanding of
what it means to deliver a phone call and I don't know, ask
Grock to put me in. Yeah, and what else we got today? Um, yeah,
You know, we could get going, do some stuff.
I watched a lot of video.
I can't even turn up because it takes 7 days.
I accepted my shit easily.
a team with three huge wins is a four that's
Jack he looks like one of those modified 2k characters like some of the hackers
It happens
Okay in one cell
Yeah, I don't know. He's just sad it don't dude
Dude they have like two and a half guys on them like everybody's wide open
Okay, he's got 10A but it looks like it's easy, it's an easy money.
I mean, easy money.
He doesn't ball dominate in those spots.
When he's ready, the moment comes.
Wimpy with the flush!
Shot clock at 8!
What?!
Wimpy with the armor!
Turn, spin, shoot!
Okay, I mean, he has the C-Rain.
I'm still with Harper on the pitch in his castle to breathe.
That's what I don't expect.
Chatsley goes for 3-day miss, here's your bang, and just deposits the ball at how you play against that.
Like dude.
That's crazy. I mean, Jen, there's been a lot of chaff, Cordland. I mean,
it's like 40% Cordland. That's a blast. Let me guess, this guy misses it and he, oh,
I
Doed it dude it like what you look at his arms like
He's unbelievable folks he's unbelievable
You're down six, gotta go quick.
What is that?
What?
Check, I thought...
This French guy clears LeBron.
Is that not a thing to do with the apex of the ball?
And then you can't touch a ball after the apex or something?
What?
It goes off!
That was goal tending.
Shot clock is off!
Harper is fouled!
Another...
Wait, wait, wait.
Only on defense or offense?
Oh, it's only on defense.
Block!
Shields us!
That's what I thought it's on both so I mean aren't they cheating?
Aren't they cheating?
Not this one.
Wasn't a shot really?
I forgot what it was. I'm straight to the shit.
No, that- wait, is it a pass?
Oh, it is a pass. We just can't see it.
It doesn't matter. It has to be above the rim.
Oh
Okay, yeah, the more you know man the more you know the more you know
Dude exactly Jack Jack is exactly like that jayre's in a video before
Hold on this is it the video. I think
No, you know this one bang
Yeah, yeah, what we scored what is this?
What the fuck?
You got him, you got him.
Holy shit, last second.
Wow, that's cool. That's cool. That portal is some fucking club thing when shit is going on.
What the fuck? What the fuck? I have to be able to complain about this. It's some absolute dog shit.
It's an awful game
In the middle of the fucking game bro like man Ronald, what are you fucking doing, bro?
Look at this shit, man. What's fucking Tony Hawk's American wasteland right now, bro? What the fuck right? It's awful
Oh, why are all these people on the fucking
Well, if this dude in the red and black bike comes on the corporate
I'm really fucking taking a first-class flight to San Francisco tomorrow. Yo, what the fuck bro?
There's no four people in a fucking court, bro. Yo, yo, yo
Good one
Good one, I get it. I get it because I'm the elbow them. No, what is that something else react to the third album Drake dropped?
I thought you were a real Drake fan. Well, I just didn't get around to it
There's some of the time looking
Knowing that she had got that award and you were in the top three for it and you know
Number one streamer by the way unbanned. What up chat look like excuse me. Yeah. Yeah
So if that was in your mind at all, um
I'm knowing that shit like you were really really going for it
Yeah, sure. I think you just said if that was a bother he gives a shit
When be better than Michael Jordan, I mean he's got to get a ring first. No
Oh
Hey
The suspect 56 year old Dempsey Hadley was recognized by employees as a regular customer
But noted he appeared to be heavily inebriated by drugs officers had no idea that before the night was over
One officer would be rushed to the hospital all over three packs of
I just tried to take out 45, because he's stopping at the red light, but...
You know, Bob was going up, and he was, um, giving me a...
He's taking off at the green light.
Take some nearest out of the program.
40 knots, take down.
Ah, flat tires. He's starting out of the orange.
I mean, you can just do it. I, so I'm gonna let him get to eat it.
I'm off-ground, okay? And we went through the red light.
Yeah, you can take a look at your health.
This is B-6, we're down where you live. Make sure you get to the house.
Set up what the telly's got behind the vehicle, guys.
I
Roll down your window. I can't yo I got no boy
About me to play the new leg
He's got his cigarette in his right hand left hand as I'm gonna take you down here for something.
Oh, your window is not coming through!
He's shaking his head now.
Could we have a shield?
I got a window punch.
Roll your window down and step out of the vehicle.
I don't even think he has a seat belt on.
I just have the phone number.
You have a crossbar?
Yeah, that's a crossbar.
Talk to him from this side and we're gonna try to move up and see if this passenger door
will open.
I'm gonna put my window punch ready.
Just keep talking to him.
Ben, see roll your driver's side window down.
Open the door!
Let him open your door.
Get out!
Open the door!
Just keep talking to him.
Ben, see, roll your driver's side window down.
Open the door.
What's that?
What?
Huh?
All right, you want a part?
Okay, well, open the door.
We'll tell, show me your part and paperwork.
What?
We're about to bust the windows open.
Okay.
Go ahead, I got him.
Hey, just watch your crossbars.
Just bust it all the way.
watch it all the way, all the way, jump, hit it here
um
what's going on?
what the?
you okay?
are you all right, bud?
what's going on?
are you all right?
yeah
keep it
hold it
I can't f**k you, that's a f**k
any shot
any shot
Get back, stink, get back!
Get in!
What are you doing?
Okay, let's just try stripping this.
You doing good, everybody?
You're ex.
We're only here rushing now.
You're still moving?
Yeah, you're still moving.
Go stop, slash, dot, up to fix, that is broken.
Get in, get in, get in!
Get in, get in, get in!
Hey, Auntie, I got the shield, but...
Hey, is he from alright?
Get in, get in!
Get the f*** inside!
Get in, get in!
Get in, get in!
Get in, get in!
Get in, get in!
Get in, get in!
Get in, get in!
Get in, get in!
Get in, get in!
Get in, get in!
Inside!
Champ!
I don't even understand it. Why don't they just fucking mad dump the whole car fucking just full sound the shit?
I mean yes residential neighborhood, but it could it ended in a way that it won't like
Yeah, just shot somebody
I know the house here, but it's just being driven with old and retrieved.
I got the very cat around.
Looks like he's waving his left hand up in the air, possibly like another cigarette.
He's Morgan, he wants their one to stay.
Just give me a second, we're trying to...
It's not crazy, it's not crazy. Why don't the hell ever growls up and it shoots down at it?
I mean, it's not gonna... the bulls aren't gonna go to the other place, I mean, it's aiming downwards anyway.
See if that kid is out of the house in the backyard.
Why don't they have a fucking mountain machine guy?
It's not the fucking we're not in the fucking Vietnam war. We're like big aim actively from from from my helicopter
He stole three packs. So he's got plenty
Starting a fire in the vehicle
We're gonna have to move our cars back
He's like no fire
I mean that back window starting to fog up now
What are you talking about?
It's partying by Joe Biden.
It's still lighting something on fire right now.
Wait, did you actually get partied by Joe Biden?
What the Farrakhan comes to out the fiction,
and they always hit a response from him.
Is this a skit or is that real?
Wait, actually?
Here we go.
No, he's got to be tied up.
Hey, he's stepping out of the kitchen.
I can't believe it.
Oh, you mass-parted?
last part in the week yeah that's not that's not rich
it's not the thing that it's a weed, it's a crime
if you want to eliminate a crime behavior you shouldn't reward it
Like, and for the time there's a crime,
then it's a crime regardless, doesn't matter.
Here comes the son of a bitch.
You're such a son of a bitch.
The kiddie that comes out of that
and starts running right from here,
that dog over there is gonna take care of it.
We got people behind us watching you,
neighbors are out right here.
Yo, yo, if you're gonna stay with us guys,
if you smoke weed, it's a crime,
and you go, I'm gonna smoke weed outside,
and I am proud, and you do it like deliberately, right?
You know as a human, you're conducting a crime behavior.
You know, it is a, this is a crime.
It's not, you know, you can't say,
I'm just smoking when it's a plant.
No, it doesn't matter.
If it says it's a crime,
you're engaging in a criminal behavior.
It's just that simple.
I would never.
If you wanted to get out of there sitting tonight,
there I was, pulling up to the gym,
belly full of free workout.
The bubble guts just hit.
It sticks real quickly.
And then I hear shots fired.
I have a ton of paper towels in my car.
Totally.
Seriously.
There's a German shepherd.
That's not funny.
Yeah, that's not funny.
I just went home man, I was asleep for 45 minutes, hello welcome back.
My body camera's about to die, I don't even have one son, this is kind of hard work.
Why are they not asking, blast a 40mm through the back window?
We're already in need of a 3mm, you go up there and go home, fuck this hand.
Wait!
He's got a stomach leak.
He's got a watch on my swim!
That's my swim, I've been saying this for years!
He's gonna actually watch my stream like an alien!
Check the bucket sand though!
I had been staying this for literally like five or six years.
That's going to be the last one you've got to bring on here, so stand by.
Is that totally worth going away with?
Aye, is that what you...
If it's going to work on him, it'll work, but...
Alright then, two effective impact rounds, the back glass is open.
He's trying to run.
He's trying to go now.
Yeah, he's trying to go now.
Don't do it, man.
Dempsey!
He just climbs up from all the doors.
I
Don't agree with this in person. I don't mean it this guy was a shot in a building at officers and did any credit
To just to kill the injured people. I mean
I know they're being so terrible with this one
That's your son's warrant, second master right now, man.
I want to find you some car.
Oh, man, here's some jumpers, people.
We're all just playing with the drugs, man.
That's the drug stuff that I'm gonna resolve.
Oh, the American law?
Oh, no, I know it.
He's going.
He's going.
He's in the air.
If you shoot at a police, you can shoot at it.
And there is evidence.
He's falling through.
Fall through.
I'm gonna hit you.
Look at him.
I'm scared out of her, man.
Watch your head and don't get hit.
Don't, don't go back up there.
Hey guys, he went in the attic, so...
Can you see that man up there?
If you can see that, he can see you. Get out of that pot you're in.
That's your son, Lovie. You got home.
Don't build when we're able to stop that cold turn.
What?
They got a strong willpower now.
What?
I'm gonna send a gas round into the 1-4 cork.
What the fuck is this guy saying?
Yeah, right there in that port.
Alright Ben, two successful rounds.
He comes out in England combined, he's getting caught with dogs.
Yeah, but all the rifles in the house, yeah.
You know about that?
The rifle, he's a hunter.
We're launching gas in that one-four bedroom.
Brad, they're bringing that pair of cat-o.
Yeah
Officers need to move their cruisers to make room for another bear cat
This will also be a good preventive measure in case Dempsey continues to light things on fire
I
Don't think girl or guy negotiator
Yes, I think every kid is different. I don't besides behind it. I want to get they get played
That's all right. I can move that a lot of science and choose accordingly
I guess some guy is going to be told what to do by a woman, and that's what it is.
We've seen cases where the girl escalated and just biked.
Being a girl, I mean, we've seen it before.
And by person
I mean dude
Dude, I mean, yeah, I'm not even annoying
Hey, get out there.
Yeah, it was just him.
We're going to just keep you guys out of the way for me, alright?
Hey, I've got a car coming out.
Hey, call me before I'm back.
Did they got an eye on him?
I'm with you, fella.
Guys, watch this power line as things coming down over the Bearcat.
Hey, the Bearcat's coming through here.
Like I wouldn't argue that you could if they fell on the middle
What is this down there
I don't know if you want to use the bear cat.
Yeah, this should be over at 20 minutes.
He's right there.
Here.
I can see it right at the door.
I mean, the amount of resources that go into this shit, I mean, imagine this could be allocated
like other places.
Yeah.
What? I have never seen the Rook before!
A bulletproof catapult with a hydraulic breaching run and lift
You know you done fucked up on the look at your house, I mean
Nice, nice, very well.
Oh, nice, come on, come on!
I just want to get you down for a shit.
Let me help you.
What's up?
I think you lost visual back there.
You look like you don't have, you can't bring it.
Like it.
That is busted.
Who makes the music?
Let's do it.
Both.
Yeah.
Hey guys, just be advised.
He said let's do it.
So he made play.
Hey, listen to me!
I need you to put your hands up above your head!
Do you want to help?
Shall we sit in there?
Lord have mercy.
Wait, was that the guy?
Oh, yeah, but man, do you guys stay inside?
Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me, help me!
What the fuck is he doing?
Oh
I got a zip-toe on my back!
It's on my back!
Relax, relax.
This space has a water.
He needs to be checked.
The house all fucked up.
It's a good one.
Look at that thing.
Now how come they can have all these tank devices and they don't have my ideas for drones?
I mean like if you can buy this you can buy my drone ideas
Pocket sand drone paint drone blinding drone I've never seen the sensory drone
I don't think he's gonna party after this
36 years
Okay, let these guys work for you.
A lot of crazy 36 years.
This was absolutely the craziest.
Thank God they have their shield with them.
And as they approach and fires at them,
this ground right here was up in front of my sergeant's face.
My sergeant would have took a shot for the head.
One of our new deputies, Ethan Thomas,
he takes a graze wound through his face.
We could be buried in one of my men today
and through the grace of God, we're not.
After his arrest, Dempsey Philip Hadley
was medically cleared and charged
with three counts of attempted first-degree murder
of a law enforcement officer using a firearm,
one count of fleeing or attempting to elude active lights
and sirens, and one count of petty theft, second offense.
When he was first presented in court,
his family made an appearance.
Anybody in the gallery who just wants anything?
Yeah.
Dempsey pled not guilty to all charges.
However, after over two years in jail,
he made a plea deal and was convicted
on three counts of attempted first-degree murder.
He was sentenced to concurrent total
11 years in Florida's Department of Corrections followed by 10 years of
supervised release. He was also given 760 days of jail credit. With good time,
Dempsey could be released after roughly seven years and three months in prison
or until April of 2033 when he will be 66 years old. He won't be free from
supervised probation until he is 76 years old. What? Wait, I'm curious. That was
like a cunt dry like the most deliberate act you could do like this guy knew the
scenario he understood that there was the police just like that and he fired it
as maybe it was he couldn't tell you about the bullets like I mean what the
fuck buddy this should be like this should be like like a hundred fifty
years I can't swear 53 months son you're in crime PVCL yeah in ten years
go say oh my god there were no signs anyway uh I forgot what I wanted to do today you're
lowkey a radio guard in there Chaz is better than good in there actually we're playing
on that since we were playing earlier
My performers, everyone in this city sees a clown and assumes it's a mugging, but it's
the worst for poor Whelan.
You think my Batman is what he's gonna get him?
You'll keep an eye out for him, won't you?
How do I do this riddle or thing?
I don't know if I have the pieces.
Oh, Jack, it's more like Batman Arkam and less like Lego Star Wars and shit, right?
I don't have what ever this is still I have this one is you're going for bigger
and with it in chat or him I tell him this is the kick chat I'm pretty sure
okay I have this one these are just it is yes I want them all my kick yours I
I just throw
No, I know I'm not on
Perfect she wouldn't be intellect must we find her
How does it not play this yet, right?
It's for the work late
I'm gonna do P. O. As soon as I'm done over there
To decorate over elsewhere it's my birthday and look a picture slide when a picture slides was a room room
There's a whole pocket pussy and she
There are
A lot of streamers. I don't know how to find it. I think Twitch tracker has it
Chai how many days all is this if it is like 200 but they're nothing a few minutes, okay
One 40
I'm not gonna run today. I mean, I do understand. It's only cool. We could do it. We could also do something else
All right, XCR you can finish so you're right. I had to do with the wheel, but is that fun though?
Like is the game is he actually worth it worth like?
It's just like an arcade game, it's just something like a driving game.
I don't think I'm doing everything here, I haven't done it in a while, but yeah, I
All right
So I mean it's fun that Jack is anyway stop working up early China for for cup of the day that that is actually fun
That's what they is cool. I
Mean maybe maybe to give it a shot. I mean
You can't be that bad. Sure. It's worth at least I think it's playing her a little bit
Well, I'm gonna do better. Otherwise, don't me
hold on hold on
uh hold on let me see if you've nailed it there's a night time man wait for that
155 gigs what the hell
that is crazy that's Ash and Santa
What's going on in Australia, shall we talk about something in Australia right now?
You're up against the odds girl, don't you fret, place your bet, control yourself no matter what
I
Don't shit
Yeah, I'm pretty sure check the islands always have the best
what the fuck what is that madagascar it is
Oh, what this thing about here? This is called...
TAUS
It's not great
Why is this good?
That's good, no?
I actually like this. What is that, uh, Nigeria?
Not if I have this one next time.
That's not bad, I actually like that.
And that's good.
Oh.
Check.
Podcasts are usually in this area right here.
People love podcasts here.
Look, watch this.
Podcast here.
Oh, oh.
That's good.
Hold on I
Mean that's just that's just hard I would actually do something that
So we're on my podcast normally we have podcasts here now
maybe more to the middle
there is one point
of the people of the people of
them. You use them. What do
you say? A good leader is
who listens and serve his
not somebody who drives the
not somebody who exemplifies
or who brandishes wealth. No
somebody ready for actually
I'm not that a good leader.
Wait, Jay, he's cooking.
He's cooking now.
You know what's in that also show is just so you can never succeed.
What do you want for do if you not look below or look around and see your team, they work
with you.
You can never achieve if you get to the people around you, you know, like you, you're doomed
for failure.
You can never achieve if the people, when they're supposed to propel you, turn away from you.
Oh, God!
Jesus realized, when you serve in the position of leadership, you should serve in return.
The servant will make you that leader.
He realized the principle of continuity only there in the principle of servitude.
The principle of continuity only there in the third principle of humility.
too. That's hard.
French ads.
That's good.
What about this though?
Yeah, it's the ads for voting online. Like what?
Oh
Yeah, what is this place? It's a nice like see
Content like and share you can also download our
Like
So loud man, give me this place, usually has good music in it, if it's bad, I mean I'm
sorry.
Nevertheless, it always has bangers in it.
That means it's at the top, at the top.
Oh wow, the next section.
This is good, what is that?
I don't mind it.
It's a little bit more than D but...
Okay, it's still good, hold on.
Okay, so far, I mean, these guys are winning, I think.
Belgium, alright, so not that.
Hold on!
Hold on!
I know what you're talking about.
Alright.
Yes, it's one of those.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Is that Pearce here?
I think it's Pearce.
We'll talk to you next.
It's here.
Oh, yeah.
I think it's good.
It's a little bit generic.
You can probably get this with AI, but I mean, it's all good.
Dutch ad in French, okay?
Okay, Italia.
Dog shit.
Okay, I mean, that's just weird, but...
Oh, I'm on a USB-N, that's why.
Do I remove it?
I think it's fine.
Just all about shit
Okay, which I was just I'm gonna click on places that have a good music all the time that
Poland is good. It was good. You did a lot of rock shit
Latvia I just watch it. So I just watch it. Okay. I'm not gonna wake up the job on this
What?
Where are you hiding?
In the middle of a sea?
Are you looking for a body?
All right.
Like music.
And don't wait till…
Um…
I don't think…
Not great though.
Um, I don't think it, I don't think it's...
Labir!
Classic!
Classic!
Alright, alright, alright, man, look at me, there's some real shit.
Damn, I told you, I told you!
That's fucking harder.
Okay, next you're gonna...
Come on, don't disappoint me.
Yeah, I told you, watch it then!
Okay, okay, hold on!
No lyrics?
I thought that you meant Irish, but still not I know!
I didn't see what I was doing.
Not right now.
That's what I'm...
Where's Lithuania?
Isn't it above?
Estonia.
Down.
Okay.
Estonia
Down, okay
Suppressing I mean imagine you're driving home, but Jabotani's over there like midnight, right? No, it'd be like 2 p.m
Okay now hear me out, hear me out, Russia always puts on the radio, watch the shit.
Is that a big name in music?
Is that like a famous player?
Movie composer?
No, that's um...
Dogshit.
Next.
Okay, there's a sort of a...
And next.
Is this yet?
I
Say it next season
I'm not a president I'm not a president Jack usually
You just that well do we were better going like a 10 p.m. Or like more at midnight and they cook undercooked
I'm not more like a Middle Eastern any any good places
They ask for forgiveness from the righteous
Now if they will be patient, their punishment is only two feet
And if they will repent, their repent will not be accepted
And we have established the laws
F***!
F***!
Hold on!
Hold!
Wait!
Yo! This is hard!
F***ing Lord!
Damn, that's good!
Wait, it's AI or is it AI?
All right, next.
Chad, what about what I'm right here?
Now, next.
That's not how I remember this song.
What is it remix?
Can't tell to absolute garbage
That's if I speak
it's terrible because it already dropped there's no drop it's it's it's
He's still... he's still...
Channel. Just... no.
Turkey! Turkey!
It's not bad.
Is that McNallyga?
What was that?
Aaron Smither.
Cypress?
Climb a little higher
Find another reason to stay
I think they are singing in the same way.
They are singing in the same way.
They are singing in the same way.
I think he's gonna cut her, hold on.
Oh, I like that.
Okay, hold on.
There's a lot of stuff in that song, very well cooked up.
It's a little bit generic, but I don't hate it, I don't hate it.
More of a vibe, but it's not terrible.
They overcooked the build and undercooked the drop bell.
Lebanon
Jordan on the side of that they have like one session only I'm pretty sure
This is not speed deserts.
you
you
you
you
you
You
There's no manners
I know I know I know watch me cook. Watch this shit
Right
Not a big fan of this one.
No...
No...
No...
I mean people need to lock in there.
No one's locked in there now.
Like what are we doing here man?
If you put the vibes on the radio, the population starts to heal.
The video controls the world kind of thing.
That's for Emma.
What is that?
It was a middle of the sentence, no?
Now go to simple slash 7.
Music takes you to the top.
My office radio.
Welcome.
I can't see what I'm pulling.
Hold on.
Have you heard music yet?
Croatia coast is usually rock music.
like metal, uh, wash it, wash it, wash it, wash it.
I'm gonna call it a head time with no permission.
You go bang, you go let's say here, you go let's say, uh, it's here, sorry, no, sorry,
I can't see it from afar.
Right here.
Oh
Not bad
Okay, okay!
What about this one?
This zone is just some hard shit, man.
This zone is just some hard shit
We like that it's a little bit tonight
I don't know what I'm saying.
Um...
Alright.
What about the... oh, no, this one, watch this, watch this.
Okay, no, no, watch this.
Alright, my body's locked in.
What time is it in Japan? Give me time, please.
9.30?
Is there a hold up?
Where is this?
Is it in the water?
Wait wait wait!
That's more! That's more!
That's more!
I'm
Okay, I'm
Doing with it, I'm going to do everything I can, so please check it out.
That's it.
Wait, do you sound like...
Something like a real submarine? Fucking radio things!
Hi, guest dude.
That's great.
That's good.
That was awesome.
I just bought them copies.
Yeah, what a...
I was one of this.
Why does Busan not put a...
a... a lot of stuff on all the video?
They only have one session.
I'm gonna have to go to Seoul.
I'm gonna have to go to Seoul.
I'm gonna have to go to Seoul.
I'm gonna have to go to Seoul.
I'm gonna have to go to Seoul.
I'm gonna have to go to Seoul.
Where her soul is that soul is a part of you
I
It's kind of whatever
Okay, it's 9am in the morning
I'm gonna say
Why that's good
Why that's good
Wait, he can sing!
What's his name?
Taeyeon?
It's the same, I can't...
I heard it! I didn't see it coming!
So this is gonna be a little bit of a jam, is it a drop solo?
I don't know, I don't know, I'm sure he has a more vibrant style, that one's good, I don't know.
We are not, we are not.
You can't.
You know what is it?
She's singing.
No.
Okay.
You want some good shit there?
You go to...
That one's good.
This one's good.
Thank you is good. Guangzhou or
Jack, Jack
Chongqing
It's time here's more to the left
Excusy cheer, Excusy cheer
Naturally
That's good!
Now watch this, sir. Now this is how you cook. This is how you do radio. Watch this.
Yes, blockchain.
You already going?
There you go.
There you go.
I
See there's a real shit
Okay, here comes a real bad edge of the day. You're gonna watch
I
Yeah, you're doing it. I'm gonna go
千万不要忘记开与无灯这不光说是给您照录同时也让别人看到您看到您现在
Watch this
You're right here
It's well from him
Uh, Javelin Toronto.
Toronto should be, um, actually where is Toronto?
Javelin, what the fuck is Toronto?
Incan Wheels Big Show takes over Lansdown with tattoo artists, custom motorcycles, live music, and over 500 exhibitors celebrating here.
Here?
good, baby
Spiritosanto
Well, anyway, what is brampton?
That's a banger.
That's hard. But.
Oh
That's a danya
Last last subject is LA because they got the danyas over there. Uh, wait wrong city, I think
More like, uh, me.
Sorry.
Okay.
Look how desolate it is, you know?
I mean, you always say, China, this, China, that, but this is ten times worse.
I mean
Next station is
I like that
I mean, who's gonna roll that, man?
So as a fucking APM
My voice
It's music from microbes.
How about the music, public relations, travel, and tourism?
How about the fuck off?
Visit paypal.com slash p2p sweeps, nope.
Then, because we think we're responsible for it, we think, well, everything I think can
do is right.
And so, I'm just going to keep going with that.
That is the story of many churches today.
Chad, Chad, why do a lot of the church radios have his buzzing in the back end?
Their modus were right.
They want it the microphone is always poorly plugged it's
Okay, I whatever it's game time. Oh
Do you see the sun in the sky?
Do you see the sun in the sky?
Okay, I'm out.
I'm good.
I'm not sold out, I'm not good.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 22, 22, 23, 23, 23, 23, 24, 25, 26, 28, 29, 30, 31, 31, 32, 31, 32, 32, 32, 32, 31, 33, 33.
I've got a little bit of a whole bunch of rights, but I've got a lot of rights.
I don't want to be a fucker, but I want to be a fucker.
I just woke up in a fucking steaming mood, yeah?
Because I live in a shit hole!
Do you know what I mean? Birmingham is a fucking shit hole!
I ain't no fucking place! I fucking hate it!
It's full of dickheads! I fucking hate it!
...
Somewhere in a world profound in a...
...s-
...
...
...
...
...
...
Hmm
I don't know what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, so I'm
Um...
It's whatever.
Yeah, this is the online music, it's just an online session, you know what I mean?
Alright.
Hello, welcome to England, it's much more than fish and chips, you got chicks for the
kits and the big deal gifts, I'll eat up kits and the RS6, big two-fitties, four fitties
with a kick, five-fitties, more rips, don't creep in, I'll eat up the bacon, I'll smoke
pits, to the cash down, get into the whip, Hello, welcome to England, it's much more than bangers
and mash, we got guys with knives and a master bashing up coke in council flats, I don't
know about you but I know about me, I like my knife for a hundred free, jump down in
Wait, Jack, that's hard!
Okay, okay, Jack, Jack,
live with us on the chat.
I think we're gonna talk of the guy at the gym
and his earplugs are going to battery link.
you
you
you
you
you
That's it, so far.
I'm not surprised, I have a lot of friends on Steam and only two players play 4, it's
like a main release type game, not main but it's still, it's like a big, it's gonna be
loud chat, it's not gonna stop it.
What happened to mc speed runs? Did you give up? Is force in better than you?
What?
Oh, no.
There's poison gas, there's poison gas there.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle for seven months?
I see the game, oh it's laggy, it's really laggy.
Thanks for the entertainment all this time.
Is it doing shadows or something or what?
I had no real idea, it's by me.
Press enter to start.
Oh, it has me lying to my Microsoft account.
I think we preset that.
Uh.
Uh.
Um.
Um.
Um.
ummm
off?
GT7 is still better
57 months, play the crew motivus someday, smile
ummm
no let's not do that
Okay, most of the blood is already off. The quality doesn't matter if it's already off.
What would I max? Guys, I'm not going to max that.
The aim was blurry, no? Let's get out.
I'm not using the MLA. I'm not using the... I'm not using the dealer.
Assisted noses.
Optimizing my PC.
I mean, I could probably play the wheel
I don't even bother when it's I was forza. It's just kind of
But it's like like 10 seconds to play it in
It's not a great real game, that's all I'm going to say, you know what I mean?
It's just fun because it's cool, but...
Why? Because it's what it is.
How the fuck am I supposed to plug it in?
Oh no, no, this goes into the wheel.
Into the, into the, into the, into the, this goes into the pedals.
Bang!
And then?
Wow!
Is that Jason on your desk?
Whoop!
Wait!
Is the game not loading?
Did it crash?
Wait, is that crashed?
I just, I just, I just did hear my audio like a mess.
I have so much to show you.
There's just not enough hours in the day.
And guess what?
Jordan will be here any minute.
I've been busy getting everything made.
I got the stuff out of here a while ago.
I got the garage all set.
Oh, he's here.
Gotta go.
Everything made set is true.
You would not believe this place.
I got it.
Finish.
I
Wow
Yo, yo, yo, are you kidding me?
Okay, should be good now, alright?
And then I turn it on with this.
Ah, PC, my Xbox, huh?
PC, right?
If it's on R, why does it not reverse?
What's button 96?
What is button 96?
Wait, I'm missing a piece of it.
I hate the piece that holds the wheel that I got.
So the game starts and the game gets stuck there, like...
Ready?
Okay, what would have put the DLA on it?
What's 96?
I didn't take the camera again because the FPS is going to drop because of the f**king
Logitech garbage.
Have you tried pressing the 96th button?
Yeah, I'm just checking my balls.
And fixed it.
It should be Y on the controller.
I mean...
Wait, it has it!
Look, Logic Pro!
Like...
What?
Why?
Why?
Automatic gearbox.
Yeah, but why am I on reverse though?
The force feedback is going to bring my arms by the way.
I don't have that.
Yo, this is so stupid.
I'm just gonna play it so that it just fix it again. Oh, I put on xboxer
Shit how have you tried pressing the button?
Oh good xbox water
So... and then, Edgebox.
Wow, this is very weird.
Open jihaba.
Like it isn't what you do, it's always bad.
It's just bad.
It's just bad.
Like I don't care.
These games should detect you real instantly and easily put the correct settings as you
should.
Logic Pro is connected.
Bang.
Bang.
Pedals.
Everything is good.
Did you go to the game and end it?
Like!
Like, what?
Restart.
um
Wait any booze by itself on like you cannot get something. What is the heart it is hard bro
If it isn't just on a good myself it's better
Have you tried pressing button?
Can you not skip this?
I think I know the problem.
You didn't enable button 94.
Then button 95 and 96 becomes available.
Yeah, I'll put the alien in there.
Don't to figure out new technology, XQC-OLD.
Accelerate the steering wheel.
Now you are trying to make a wheel controller work.
It's not fucking rocket science.
Okay, okay, okay, then then it's gonna be a player pleasure, right?
Hey, I know you all here. No skip this shit
You are going
I have so much to show you kids
And guess what Jordan
I got the garage all set up he's here
gotta go
everything they said it's true
you wouldn't open this fight
well is that japan
there's a huge event this weekend
like it's all over making their way to the festival
It's gonna be not Japan.
I hope you're here on time.
Let me know when you get this.
like like like like this is this is embarrassing change mapping wheel steering
clutch a shift down shift up that would be shift up
Okay, then shift down. Wait, it's all correct. It's all maxed, probably.
Huh?
Hey, you can't park there.
Accelerate. Right?
You know you're supposed to race the other drivers, not reverse XQC.
10. What was the button? 10 to save it.
Wait, it's automatic. How do you change that?
The start of a brand new day here at Horizon Japan.
So if you're listening in your car or you're kicking back on the bullet train, enjoy your
day.
Sean's DLA on Holland.
I got you bro, I got you bro.
Why do you hold a wheel like that?
It's how I do it man.
It's called pro driving.
You wouldn't know about it.
Um...
Dela?
difficulty. I'm going to go unbeatable because I'm the best in the world. Driving assist
No assists, ultimate.
Whoa, whoa, okay, okay, whoa.
Jesus, chill out.
Tryna control arm.
Manual, yeah, that's legal.
Whoa, okay, this is gonna bring my armor.
This is gonna actually bring my armor.
I
Am I going
And I go further
one point three? okay got it
I love it.
Had?
How would he take this next year of competition?
I
Maybe no breaks
All right, I can do this
I'm ready for this.
Incare, I'm in.
Oh, I'm gonna get the extra gold.
I'm gonna get the extra gold.
I'm gonna get the extra gold.
Almost.
Almost every year, that was the belt, whatever.
I should have shifted down the right way.
Good thing.
Yeah, I think more steering.
Well, first of all, it's bad for this game, though. Quite a bit of a difference.
Also in a crawl like that you should have your seat up a little bit.
Now watch this now.
I don't have a chip though.
I think that was always good.
I need to increase the volume because I can't hear the engine.
I need to push the starter.
How do you...
40% that's the risk, but I'll see it.
Um...
Oh.
I'm not sure how many times I've been in this game, but I'm sure I've seen a lot of them.
Alright, Horizon, it's ya boi, Scotty Tyler here at the festival site.
What?
I'll come out, bitch!
Why I mean it's probably, it's hard to get it filled with engines, it's not very, um...
Yeah, please give me a minute so I have enough.
I finally get to say it!
Here it is!
The final stretch!
Fine!
Everyone, to the rising Japan!
No jennifer!
That wraps up the network tonight at the festival!
You're out of the crowd, Leonard!
I have a strange gem to accept, but I'm not going to become a gena.
Tabber for Bill? Oh, that way it is a benefit for some?
Who the fuck is that?
We have all the highlights from another blockbuster day at the Reds.
What the fuck?
What?
The lights of the boy in the movie is named Alina Marston.
A sporting and latest roster in the legends.
A feminine moment in these driver's careers.
What the fuck is going on?
What
Do the duty now my hair color man is fucked up
And where's my hair
There they go
What the fuck is that? Amputations?
Is that okay? What the fuck?
Hmm. Very interesting.
You know how I think I'm overall okay with this?
Um, I'm a rookie.
Don't you put DLSS on quality in games?
I feel it's the best for quality and even delivers good performance.
Just usually nothing is better.
What do they have X with it?
hold on that's what part of it the game is good in your hog ways in terrible I
mean you just had all the off I can't believe we're all here make yourself at
home whatever you need just ask hey we've talked about this for so long and
it's actually happening so what's next may skip this I know the two of you
dropped everything to be here so I got you both little care package
Everything you need to make the most of your time here first things first
When in doubt explore
Channel to the serene that all maxed out AI frame jams
Fucking learning model machine learning frames and predicted frames lossless
DLA FX a a 16 X I expect photographic evidence
Of course, if you need a guide tour, I've got you covered.
I'm sure you both want arms and cash, but with your driving skills, finding a job will be easy.
Tell me, how's the local racing scene going?
How about street racing, happy night, you took this.
Jesus, they did the meme, they did the meme, that's crazy.
Racing on call in Japan!
I
May this is great. Thanks. We couldn't do this without you though someone forgot to bring a car
Don't worry. I got you
My
Oh
Classic in practice myself was that R34 mine is yours
Sylvia 30 oh
Change
How do you
I don't mind to a silica though, I'm just gonna, ooohhh, a jimmy, a jimmy, dude, I kinda
like the silica GP4, but the jimmy though.
The Toyota Celica ST205, a homologation special, perfect for a dirt race.
For a dirt race, really?
With these tires?
That's cat.
Press one more.
Make this plate your own, just so we know it's you.
Make this plate your own just so we know it's you
All right, um that's
Oh watch this
Wait, what?
Buster!
Buster!
That's-that's fucking hard!
That's so hard!
Let's head out.
Have something lined up.
First stop, Tokyo City.
Sounds good, Mike.
Lead the way.
That's fucking hard! That's so hard!
Is this a better prisoner? Is that better?
I'm heading out to see what's going down while you enjoy this jam.
Welcome to Tokyo City.
There's a buzz around the place right now.
I'll show you around, but stay close.
Events are getting set up all the time.
Want to navigate some, um...
Perf blocks. Just follow me.
I know these are ugly, but the sack in my hands.
Alright, brain jet on or what?
This is Magical DM on Unbeatable, no?
Oh, okay, left, yeah, I got you.
I left him, yes.
I need all the space to make this little...
Oh, not racing.
Off the road, baby.
What's your bad every run?
I mean that was
I'm able to get over the loop as long as the beginning of a spider.
Ooh, that's cool! You're dressed like in movies!
Okay, drive to work!
What? I've got... it's experience!
I've smacked up my liner!
Oh, I'm a PC-on as well.
Surprise! We'll be meeting up with a couple of my friends. They're the ones who helped me organize this.
You're right, I need to push it off of this.
I mean, let's e-brake! Let's e-brake!
I don't think any of these cars have that, does it?
all right let me introduce you to sign all the handbrake when they're not at
the workshop perfecting their builds they help set up braces for the festival
please check it out
okay we have a new root here ready for testing we need you to make sure it's fun
make sure it's horizon plus it wouldn't really be horizon if we didn't make it a
race so up for it of course do you even need to ask well i also need someone to test the tune
on my r-32
oh very cool
I mean, we need to find out if it works for real.
Remember, this is a race, so no holding back.
Oh, where's the settings at?
Settings.
All right, Chad, let's look at the absolute deep-fried mode.
Watch this.
All right.
You know what I probably wouldn't be that bad no 35 month juiced you put on it
frame gen on 2x on plus boost red scaling it what
yeah what was what I put on instead of I think I'm gonna put one right
jungle welcome super resolution like this with friend get on it okay what
I mean, if you just fucking go maxed out.
It's awful.
Quality.
Bang.
No, the AHA roller will drive maxed out, though.
That's the whole point, though.
It's from Jen back on.
Ray tracing.
Okay, where's it at?
I mean, Jenny's going to break my PC.
No.
All right.
Oh.
And frame Gen 2x.
What is ultra quality?
Where?
I'm gonna blow it already off, the quality doesn't affect it being off.
D-L-A-A.
Okay, good.
Bang.
Finished.
Good.
Sharpness 1.
Okay, this is gonna be good.
Sharpness 1.
Okay, this is gonna break it.
It's not bad actually.
Wait, that was nice.
Wait, that's nice!
Oh
Oh, it's raining
I
Lifted this raining here
And I want this dude
Now I'm on good way
Oh man!
Not one thing's wrong.
Okay, that was close though.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Holy, what was that first place?
That's not too bad, that was kinda close, huh?
What happened to my car?
You just got passed by a girl. Classic.
Alright, I need all the TC's off as well.
The cheer blockum tree plus music in spring in Japan do I can't
Welcome to the spring qualifiers our path to the festival and our first wrist band standing in our way is the horizon
Invitational
So we need to prove ourselves first in these qualifier events complete enough of these and we'll have a place in the invitational
First step on the road to Legend Island. Better get to it. What do you want to do first?
I'll put a line. Do I have this?
Umm...
Alright. The Wind Farm Cross Country Race.
Okay, I'm in if we do well there. It moves us one step closer to the horizon invitation all rivals top of the leaderboards
Chad was fun a battle of the elders that wasn't it well, of course
Um, what do I do I all of these how?
Click it.
Well, I want this.
Oh, I suppose nobody...
Wait, hold on a minute, is it...
Wait, hold on a minute, is it...
Is it the most power channel game?
Hey bro, I was saying that I was saying all the time
Hold on
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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So, setting an audio is, car sounds okay, got it, um, audio, play your car.
What do I have to sort of this chat these other and if I'm Mercedes on round one I mean dude
it like that's just stupid
it how do you lose to purple smoke oh that's what the purple smoke was
and then what
Why is the orange on there? What does it mean when it's orange?
Smoke him! Smoke him!
Why is the music when it's a lot of weather?
I don't know, I'm walking my car away.
What?
Oh, come on, I mean, really?
It's it's it's worse than it is worse than the main car are you that asset
When there's any batsmen, hold on a minute.
Over here, over here.
Oh, I can uproar you right there.
Oh, oh, I can uproar!
He's still in my car. That's just so shitty.
We want that! We want that!
Nope!
No, this is just gonna fun though, hold on!
Yeah, yeah, look at the game mode there.
Double three, but this is just off-road though.
We can use that to get better cars though.
that we can go we can use this car to get better cars it's it's it's a good
in between people
I'm gonna skip the magnets
Why are you still like on?
Wait I didn't see it right there.
Where is it then?
I'm not saying where but in between it.
Okay, watch this.
There's a great challenge here, look behind it!
I need to look behind it.
Fuck it!
I mean, I don't know.
Frickin' bitch!
Wait! The fucking arrow on the player is not the drop set!
the
It's like, it's too safe.
I'll off-rope later.
Let's go to slagging.
Shell, shell, shell, shell, shell, shell.
We'll find better shortcuts coming out of there.
Now watch this.
Wait, there's no smoke out there.
I
You're so good dude. You're so good. I mean this guy's dog shit. You're a fucking loser
Well, okay now explain this now, why would you put cars that off-road it?
If they're that fucking dog shit company other car on off-road it's guys are race car
He's going into fucking rice fields like what's the most the point of any on off-road then it?
Oh, I need to off-road it buddy. I was boating. I was fucking boating
One more one more. I actually like this game of it. It's gonna cool, but
Okay instead of
straight line from the fucking start it all with the treason shit fucking
the race people I'm telling you most of the action that we're good we're
actually just flat on the road
like you get on the road they don't want to do on it it's it's it's the drops
it's got it there's gotta have like a little sun
come on
You need a good drop.
You need an early drop.
Can't see.
Fire! Fire!
what
I don't want to tell you
I don't want to tell you anything
Yes!
I got six!
Wait, what?
I'm gonna kill him!
I'm gonna kill him!
I'm gonna kill him!
Wait, I forgot what it was, freestyle cars, like.
What the fuck?
I'll throw it.
Hey, yo!
Hey, not bad, hold on!
How do you honk at somebody?
How do you honk?
How?
Oh, they're doing the race already. Okay.
I was going to tell him but I'll break it and it is slow.
Wait.
What? What's up with the audio? Hello?
That's how it goes, man.
I don't know how to tell people, I have no button.
of
That's a fucking port right there!
No! It's purple!
That's bad, that's bad man.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Got him.
It's an interest to go there and take it!
400 yards. Turn back.
Fuck it!
What?!
400 yards. Turn back.
the
Wait, wait, wait!
Bang!
It's at last win!
Boom!
Off-road!
Off-road tour!
29km left.
Oh, that's a city gate. I think the start is off-road though.
I think it's off-road instead of rallying.
Oh, they're all rally cars, though.
I'm trying to go back into the city, though.
I
Somebody well you're right to do that right
right
wait what's- hey hold on let me get your car right there don't- no it's better
what is this audio preset then?
What is this audio pre-set there?
How do you press that?
How do you press that?
What's button 12?
What's the button?
How does nobody know?
How?
How does nobody know?
What fucking button is?
No, what fucking fucking answer
Square X
I can't already raised
There's nothing at work. What the fuck they put on?
Right stick it. So the wheel under the wheel
around the rim.
You could literally just set it
under selected.
Release the four drops!
16-five left.
with audio for this fucking culture
I
Can't raise one on all the already raising
like you really cannot make it seven like
I get match against some guy who's off-road car massive and the race is too fucking for the mountain jumps
I mean really?
Two mountain jumps!
Final showdown!
Head to head complete!
Get ready for the final showdown!
Final race coming up.
12 drivers, only one winner.
Ready?
I can make it up and I just did a complaining classic
I want to win!
I want to win!
I
Like going to f1 this I find it's fascinating it that no
Thousand Chatters and nobody fucking knows what the fucking goddamn button is on this piece of shit for 12
Check time on the real effect.
Got the top profit of all those assets.
Keeps the number.
Fuck the jobs.
Tell me.
The
The jobs, turn right.
Turn right.
okay there's off-road and then there's a fuck the terrain I'm gonna go on a
fucking on a doing a coal mine this guy goes to fucking knowing yeah into the
ocean oh I'm all good full speed like why is it no penalty for going at least
a little bit in our but not off-road cars man
Well, I think we're in one round.
Okay, okay.
I'm now, I have a new strategy.
I look at where the ending is at and I'm be aligning it, straight line from where I'm
at to the goal.
No turns.
I cannot turn.
The wheels locked.
I'm locked.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked.
Watch this.
We're all outside now. Let's go in the city. It's still like in here.
I
Any clothes
I
Don't know
I
Because this wheel compared to the old wheel of love necker the paddles are not
Like they follow the wheel
They follow the wheel, do you get my mean?
I could do it, I could do it, I could do it!
Any smoke on the ground?
I can't smoke.
No smoke, it's over.
I'm on a track, it's over.
Oh
That's not
I guess no smoke man I guess that's there are no cars on me
No, they should have used it earlier, I was in a race, I could see it was there in Smokro.
Yes!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
What the?
Alright, I'm a chance again.
What the fucking highway
Crazy
It's just safe to do so.
Calculated.
Two yards down left.
Leave the world shrinking!
This car cannot turn it.
Um, I mean, is this like a no-lifer who just knows if I can just full send it at the right
place?
Like, fuck you.
You're a dumb bitch-ass.
Won't stop people from challenging you.
It's a classic game of high and seek.
Fucking hell.
Of course.
If you're fighting, stay hidden and escape from the end zone.
If you're a seeker, use your detective skills to, uh, seek him out.
You are a seeker.
Seek him out.
Oh, no!
These are the seeker cuffs.
You're a seeker.
You're a seeker.
You're a seeker.
You're a seeker.
You're a seeker.
You're a seeker.
You're a seeker.
You're a seeker.
You're a seeker.
These are the secret cars, all powerful enough to find the Hyder and chase them if you need.
Which one are you choosing?
Aargh, use the radar.
Narrow when you're far and fields when you're closer.
That is a hider's compass. It'll point you in the rough direction of where the hider is located. The hider will be in a vehicle that plans in with the rest of the...
Wait, wait, the blue area? Where is that? Hold on a minute.
Is the blue area over there?
Most of the others are there.
Yeah, I see one line, I'm not done with it.
I did it, I did it. I mean, I'm just going the way the long way around it.
It's probably going to turn right if you honest that.
I
Was he going
Yo, you don't know where he's at either. At least in the 80th Street then.
You'll need to stay near the Hyder to fill that detection bar, but first you'll need
to figure out who they are. You can phone in some fellow seekers to find the Hyder. Use
Use four to the link to your advantage.
Alright, you're near the Hyder.
Figure out which car it is if you don't already have your suspicions.
If you stick to the lend detection bar once as fast as that,
it insulates up and you are the winner.
I mean dude, I mean it's just too easy.
I found them, I cooked them and I knew it was going to turn right and he did turn right
then.
The guy turned right and chose to push them off because I knew he was going to go there.
Wait, they get as many points as I did?
me I carry hard as well my Tesla drove itself off the cliff after watching
you're driving little guppy
I love you Jim I want my mother
hello I'm Anna
you
you
you
you
you
I
Can just stop it
What if I would suddenly a new person, a citizen, a person who can assess what I'm going to shift from this position instead of that one to the future of me?
I have a question what are your thoughts on these pretty cool little guys, hey?
This game is so complete.
I mean, this is a...
Everything makes sense.
This is so stupid.
Wait, but nothing's...
It's hard. Like, it doesn't make sense.
Like a straight line, really?
I mean it.
Hey, what do you mean race ends here?
I mean, I'm not gonna DNF late.
We will, we will, we will.
This is the Tokyo police.
We have observed what we think is a man with a banana on his head screaming into the city of Tokyo.
You know, low key, you really hold the... you put all the assists on, you hold the left on the left turn, and the copilot does it. Like, let's be honest.
I watch this.
I
Had a shift
I
and
I mean I didn't I I'm learning the car. I learned the car as well. I mean come on, bro.
the controls are braindeaded why is that let's make it up shift right down
shift it like why would you do w and shift on e it's like a reason it's like
a real car like you like I should have to do both at the same time
Wait what? What? What?
Collision? That makes no sense at all!
That makes no sense at all!
Yeah, whoever took this game note it was smoking some sort of crack or something
I
I mean I got last played by a long shot I'm doing this on the wheel and I got put in fourth
to last under the door I mean it was it it was Nending.
What's on him?
Now say he's right at absolutely anything.
So...
So!
What the fuck?
What the fuck is happening here?
I
Had it down shit
What do I get for landing that then?
I think they crashed him.
Damn it's a collision. How do I get for landing?
I could have won that race, actually.
I
Just
Next next map
I was not behind it
Also, these guys collaborate with each other, right? Bang bang, they get no penalty, like, R with an S.
Wait.
I wanna- I'm gonna put it automatic.
Who you see on the eye?
Yo-sup.
I'm not channeling me.
The real is that-
Uh-
I
Oh
This is more of a game you play when you're sober.
This is purely sober streaming.
Also, the part of the game overall is that it feels like you never have full traction.
Your car is always on skates with a certain amount of slide.
And it's either you slide it or it isn't steer properly.
You're just sliding it. It is what it is.
causing lighting it. Because you cannot turn your, in normal sense, that you can't fucking
turn properly if you don't have traction. In this game, you never have traction. You
can always turn a certain amount, like there's no punishing. It's fucking stupid.
This is what happens when a game requires skill and no metafarming strats, little buddy.
What? So what?
Meta farming strats buddy this little is a meta farming game like what? It's
fucking it's a fucking arc it's a super arcade it.
Diamond, Mazzo, Epic, Player, and only Soul Q in Epic. Very cool.
Brother you would have better traction on the Bonnie Bust than the shag car you had.
What the fuck is that?
Ain't no way bro gave up the wheel for a deep hat
Banana peel head ass
Upside down next to look in ass
Mario cut and retty head ace
John pole head ass your Lambo looks like your hair BTW Lamar my sides
Okay, that's it
Never did you think you saw the game enough with mechanics.
It's not even true though.
I mean, I play everything all the time.
I mean, at least I used to.
I mean, I know the mechanics.
But it's like a real racing game, at least somewhat real.
All right, what else?
What is that?
What am I lying?
I mean, I have a lot of hours in a game, no?
Well, that's not as it counts.
It's a bug.
I mean, it's just buggy, it's a buggy, because whenever you log into the game, it doesn't
actually give you like hours in the game.
I'm on the bench on Nautica.
But I don't think it's just he's awake him.
It looks alright, it looks alright, it looks alright.
Hello, what else?
This game is co-op 2.
Yeah, it's more of an R-chem format.
It's not like the old LEGO Batman formats,
go game permits and adding not enjoy arcane at all
we got a good take here that's a good take in senior IT specialist role chat
don't give up keep doing your best I hope you all do your best
We can play this game. It looks pretty decent.
Is it mixed because of uh, uh, perometer shoes?
Um...
The server was bad. It was pretty good and made better at having played all the other games.
Uh...
What?
It isn't even negative because they went more experimental.
It's negative because the game has the same copy-paste stealth gameplay, and you'll do 6 out of 9 hours.
My juice is less than 3.
Um, alright.
What the fuck?
What does that even mean?
So what does that even mean?
It's mixed reviews because dumbasses thought they could play online coop.
Gamers could give it a try.
Like what the fuck?
Gamers are generally into this creepy stealth game.
Alright, we could give it a shot.
But it reviews...
What was it? It's all directive.
I mean we'll give it a shot, we'll give it a shot.
The Lux.
Is it, is it act yourself?
Chat.
It isn't, it's gonna be paced from the other games, but the other games weren't really
stuff like that. It was like a story game. It was like a horror, like, like, this is from
um, anthology? I mean, I already bought it anyway.
Oh, shit, it actually is, yeah. No, it's not. No, it's not.
Well, how do you know that?
This game was by Supermassive, so why does it not appear under the developership?
I don't know if anyone was very mad at it.
Oh
That's crazy like I had to take it because I was I was actually thinking about this there today like
These is actually these is actually locked in there like all their shit researched, right?
um
On the horse of a shit and somehow the the the product goes down in quality from their first game all the way to their newest game
Like it's like a constant downslope, but they they actually they're on lockdown. So I don't understand why that's even the case though
Like man the medium was fantastic
So was that it was a not great
As in life, your decisions will matter.
The choices you make will affect others.
Play mix-taper.
The game didn't appeal to me.
Mix-taper.
Mix-taper reviews.
I would have a heavy kitchen looking at it.
This is insane.
True nostalgia isn't the replication of a specific place or time, but of a feeling.
It's those flashes of emotion that transport us back into memories that have long sacked dormant.
I was born too late to be a teenager in the 90s, and believe it or not with this absent,
I grew up thousands of miles from age Facebook or my space page if you're getting on a bit like me.
In many ways, it's 10 out of 10.
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Wait, 10 at 10.
What the fu- No, okay, just stop.
There's no shots.
And we're back with another episode of Before You Buy.
That show where we give you some straight up gameplay and our first impressions of the
latest games releasing.
It's me, Jake, today, and we're talking about mixtape.
This is the newest game from Beethoven and Dinosaur, an indie developer group who did
the artful escape from a few years back.
It was another kind of small, kind of story visual game experience that I really enjoyed.
Now with mixtape, there's a lot of talk around this one, there's a lot of confusion as to
what it is, so let's just get into it.
This is a very small game, heads up.
This is a 18-diner game at least, it's like four-ish hour story, kind of interactive game
that tells the story of three high school f*****g Bueller's day off, ripped off.
Where's the gameplay?
Music from the 80s and 90s, but the game doesn't feel like just a whole 90s fest, like,
remember when?
Type thing.
There's the blockbusters, there's the 7-Eleven slushies, and stuff like that I really enjoyed,
but it doesn't feel like a crutch.
It's more about just the distinct feel and look of the bedrooms, the visual design there.
Uh, Bic Lighters being a very important thing to these characters.
floppy disk sitting in a drawer with word perfect written on it that's um all right
very interesting you're supporting it i do you have to do a bonus game what
stuff helped go almost at times not super remarkable but i i think it's just the presentation of them
and the environments that they're in,
the photo booth, all of it feels really authentic.
And I think it does come down to good writing, yes,
but also some good performances.
The three leads are solid,
because I think they do a really good job
of blending the line between like a 90s parody,
like, hey, whoa, type person,
and actually sounding like a real person.
It's almost like for these characters,
and for some of the voice actors in particular,
it's like a mask they put up,
you know, to be like kind of like a snobby music kid.
You're just too cool for school.
But that...
um yeah um interesting
all right guys are you guys doing the stream like like like we've seen that video be recorded
like a million times like so there's another guy add a tongue battling mini game um too much
too much water is such a classic, well I mean I was just gonna watch it just because it
has audio bites and clips of stuff that are probably mad, alright, that's not a sponsor,
Oh, what else?
Chad, I was going to do something, what was it?
I was going to?
Oh, no, I didn't.
No.
No, probably not, right now, uh, I think I'm going on it, okay?
Okay.
They say if you stop playing, you have to keep going until the end.
And if you don't...
Oh, it's melody.
You do.
Just keep playing.
All right.
78 lal.
Oh, what's next?
What about this banger?
Let's check it out.
Okay, this is the only way we can't do uh, uh, uh, Sematica yet.
I don't think I'm playing that.
Okay.
I'm going to go back to the car.
Pack Bounce, Pack Bounce, Pack Bounce, Pack Bounce, Pack Bounce, Pack Bounce.
I'll be right back.
Um, alright.
Payex, will you ever try Death Stranding 2?
2?
Like, the only thing you're gonna do with it, right?
You're just gonna saline the one guy who got hurt, chat with the other guy.
Buddy, you're in a private property,
and you're riding a fucking motor vehicle.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm like what play return of the Auburn in link all right
I was that when so what it's really fucking Martin when she and fucking is
the same because you're putting fucking you're putting fucking bullshit smell and
whatever like it's just like stupid like what
there's a separate but there's no better
okay I'm not gonna give this a shot at this directive the game
Hopefully, I'm going to go ahead and remove this so that it doesn't crash.
Hold on.
If it gives me a crash, I'm going to share this game it is.
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All right.
Chow is one to chat.
Why does everything gather your data?
Like, I'm not trying to act both, I don't get it.
like
why i think it's a bad question because it could be
it could be
not
bad you have so much money
why don't you build a new pc already
that was it's really it's really right here
uh... it's just gonna be done on the why uh...
basically is because whenever i had ordered in i received the last time
right
Um, I left the Florida. So my brother was using it. I was using it.
So I thought it was a USB-C, but it's like not, you know what I mean?
Upscaler. No.
Chat. FSR. No.
Why do you need this?
Like it's annoying.
Pulse processing, ray tracing, off, motion blur, zero.
Zero, zero.
Is that good?
On?
No, oops, I can't turn job gift scalar.
Wait, what, reconstruction?
First of all, there's no upskilling.
Where?
Where?
Where?
I mean, I get it.
I'm a kid.
What?
What?
I...
I don't know.
Is it, is it, is it right or something?
Oh, see, there's no off.
Top left.
Okay, I, I think this is good.
Okay, now I'm gonna show you what it was again.
XQCL.
If you cannot disable upscaling, we're from the game.
Well, I mean, I agree.
If you cannot disable upscaling, I mean, dude, or who did that?
T.S.R. is off.
Why, actually?
T.S.R. is not off.
Yeah, did you get any trouble with the project?
I mean, I think you should be able to have made it made it, no?
Okay, now it's completely busted. Hold on. I think you know the menu.
There'll be a nerd here. If you link your twitch chat, can vote on choices which makes it cinema.
That sounds like the opposite of cinema.
See, so native is as off as you can be having this game. Yeah, but it's, I mean, whatever.
For giving, I think it's lethal.
Little, uh, real-time threat, little abilities. Yeah, for sure.
Explore. I want to explore as they go. Surviver.
Nobody wants to leave points yet. Boom.
They should, they, they should not even give you, give you those options.
should be always lethal, and always no checkpoints,
and always no clout, say, or whatever.
Second in command of the Starship Cassiopeia.
Hold on.
So quiet.
And also, we want some battles.
Bang.
Earth dying. We looked to the stars for a new home. Only one helped promise. Tau said
he F. Our objective? Survey the planet from orbit to prepare for the arrival of our sistership.
The colony vessel Andromeda.
F?
F?
Let's put a gun in it.
Oh, a little bit of lagging.
Happy wake up day monitoring crew
Can you tell my gf you aren't magell just threatening to break up with me
I'm very magell very magell clearly
match doesn't mean I get a free thong, they play much love
thanks for all your love, excuse me
Thomas? Carter
Oh, wait, I can't, no, hold on.
What is that box loading?
Oh, there they have magnetic boots, there you go.
But not zero
Hundred bucks that is another java bean incident that was one time one time you are never going to the time
Preach detected take two
What side this deck the whole area has been locked down and sealed
Should we break the other's only 72 hours from orbit that's
stick to procedure and take a look ourselves
should we consult the oracle
uh... yes it would be a clicker
smart to get through the day before taking action
i'm about way of saying good idea sims
guess they all do is getting somehow lower
well i'll take it
lead the way
oh what is this wobble
you really think you've got chance
I've got a master plan
secrets
um
um
Okay
Read
We're turning home another cigarette there
She hasn't no more time it's a bit wobbly or am I just uh, coming to reason
come on Carter I want to wish you good luck your first leg of the mission
they're cool
is it past racing well it's normal but look there's like a pretty like it's
It kind of drifts away.
Very cool.
So nothing important too much.
I mean, there's not going to be hints that you have to look at, that's why I'm looking
at everything.
Not today, right this is why we have emergency procedures
You sure you're okay, I'm fine
It's just
Now is the perfect time for things to go wrong
Lucky we're here to make sure they don't then hey
You always know the right thing to say welcome to space chat Wow
marketing is um
Come on, let's move.
Can't go here.
Review current objectives.
Leave crew quarters.
I'm telling you, there's going to be like a way to get a hint.
And I gotta find them.
Otherwise you just die.
So what is that?
Aim and activate.
Whoa, turn that shit off, man, turn that shit off.
We're committed to unprecedented investments in the advancement of space travel and terraforming
technology.
The Cassiopeia will be the first manned exoplanetary survey mission with our ultimate goal being
colony transfer.
Wait, wait, isn't that ghosting?
That's terrible.
Wait, am I wrong?
Do I always have to leave your crap floating around?
What was that?
Wait, it said tabs, so look at- Wait, why did the music do that?
Dangerous thing.
What about in here?
What hope does one woman have against the anger of gods?
But what about...
I mean, I guess.
is that everything?
I'm gonna use Lockdown Lifted
King to C1.
Okay.
Knight to E2. Check.
King to B1.
Knight follows. Check.
Alright.
Wait, what?
What just happened?
I bought my hands over here, how can I skip it?
I
Maybe maybe it's one of his conditions where he has like a problem with his memory
Can you deal with this Oracle automated repairs have failed damage containment is now my priority
when were you gonna tell us this I'm telling you now Sims is our mission that
risk my life support systems are intact but I advise the systems reboot to
provide an accurate damage report systems reboot would not make it harder for
us to deal with the breach I don't know Sims but without a reboot further damage
which could occur.
Umm...
Very good.
See, that was what I called.
Just have to uh, oh, wait a minute, that's good.
Come on.
Wait a minute.
So, it's not gonna talk?
I mean, they're like in 2001 million,
they have this super clanker AI,
it has a super alert and they go,
I'm not gonna say anything.
I'm no alerts for you pal, like.
damage must be shorting the ship's electronics should we fix that you need
to inspect the hull damage first here help me open it
I had a lot of sparks and stuff I had noticed
Oh, hold on.
Flashlight.
Alright.
What about here?
The whole area is on lockdown.
All right.
What about here?
The whole area is on lockdown. We're not getting through here.
Convenience?
Yeah.
The lockdown should be hardwired to a nearby terminal.
Open your scanner, see what comes up.
well I already did that, no?
Can you see the live wire?
Oh, yeah, it's in the ground, yeah, I see it.
Can you see the terminal?
Also, I'm not a fan of the loading it, like, look on the crosshair.
It's just odd.
I mean, I mean, I actually just delineated them.
Oh!
I don't like this.
It's like a vent.
Wait, let me go here first.
I'm gonna get in bush while I'm working
Dude, I don't like the vent it's bad news
Wait, why can't I use it? Oh, yeah, just go back to the thing
What do you see?
What the f-
A butterfly
Ow!
Beauty
What about-
My-
Yo, my- my ears, man!
What the fuck was that?
Ch- is that normal?
A secret handshake?
Fortress
Well don't stand next to like an electronic device.
Chad the time we got to make this guy sound Canadian when I feel like they could have just
gone a Canadian voice actor.
Like the accent doesn't come up in every word it's only like a few of them.
Looks like it penetrated through there.
Oh do I have to do that?
Next camera.
I see the hole.
Okay.
So why is there only two employees in this entire ship to do this?
I mean, is that something that they want to do it?
Oh, I have a spouse left.
Yeah, that's it.
You know, this actually looks pretty nice.
Just making sure that I don't get flanked by something.
Is there no way we can run?
You're a man, right?
Oh, very cool.
Oh, this again, please.
But now I gotta ask, why wouldn't they have like a, like a harness that stays on the, on the rail or something?
I like a small jetpack.
Magnetic shoes, yeah, but they can lift their feet now.
So what would you leave your life to one jump chance?
We miss you already how we wanted to tell you how proud of you we both are
What you're doing is I know you have second thoughts, but
It's the right thing
The future is all that matters to us now
the future with you
Good luck among the stars
Good luck, daddy!
Good luck.
How many times have you watched that one?
I lost count last Christmas.
We're expecting a new batch in a few days when the rest of the crew wakes up.
Alright.
We've waited long enough.
And tenor's fully functional.
That's good news for the mission.
Can you imagine the staff at its face if we woke up to mission failure?
I'm not angry.
Just disappointed.
Okay, um, yeah, the writing's a little bit on the nose, it's a little, um...
must deploy the water and cause the rupture doesn't look too bad it doesn't look too good either if
we fix the sealant system it should fix that too good point let's keep moving whoa same move no
the fact that you cannot run like is a little bank
like let me move around then
What was that jump off?
Cat.
Maybe we get equipment, tools in here?
do we get equipment, tools in here?
I mean, it's just a rock.
It's a virus.
the right ports are right there
right spreading
I did the job.
Why they need a human to do all that?
We go home now.
Agreed.
Back to the airlock.
End of the hero.
Huh?
I'm not sure.
Um.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
you always find a way to see the bright side mom told me that you can't always control
what happens but you can control how you react to it i can control the muscles in my face
so i use them to smile it's hard too though sometimes that's why i try to focus on them
now the past isn't worth wasting a frivonone everything that i do i do it for my daughter's
future what we're doing here is a final step into the future for everyone okay now you are
sending like one of william's training videos we're doing something incredible samus
When everyone's up, you think they'll wellerge us to coffee making, you two.
What do you mean, Williams?
Well, he said it's true.
Then what they can say to him?
Tell me about the same meaning out here.
The early game impact is like nothing.
And then at the end, it's like one that will shake the whole game.
And you wake up refreshed like these four years meant nothing.
God, I'm only concerning now.
You know, he once told me this.
Oh
Well, I mean how
Well, just trust it. I mean, yeah, are you stupid?
I'm sorry.
Catch me, catch me.
Wait.
We're okay.
We're okay.
I am so sorry.
No.
I'm just crying.
I thought...
Oh, my god.
I almost lost the game design!
Charging points. Charging points map out major story beats and branching across episodes.
Charging points are your guides during progress of the game and exploring different branches of the story.
Alright.
Alright.
All right.
Should we tell Earth?
We can handle this.
Well, should we at least tweak certain?
We stick to protocol.
Run diagnostics first,
and we can decide what to do after that.
Sure.
There's no way I would have been able to let her die.
It's just a matter of just think about it.
It's just math.
Think about the branching out options and how it would make it after three episodes.
One move becomes two or three and then it becomes fucking nine, fucking thirty, sixty,
like it is.
Oh, yes, I remember why why not play it here take was broken and
That's wonderful except I'm pretty sure kinsugi is for pottery of plants
Nope serious
Are you okay?
Oh, she's- she's- use testers.
Find Sims.
Yeah, I can do that.
I mean, I can try at least.
I'm gonna go explore here for before I go down really just to get into
I know this is not what I was exploring, usually I get most total music.
Sims?
What are you?
Okay, Sims, that is not funny.
i don't appreciate the joke
okay well
what
well that's weird at all i don't think i want that
we've got a chess game to finish your sims
it's your move and you've got me on the ropes
Nope. Nope. Sometimes there are some prompts in those games where you don't do anything.
And I choose the other thing. I'm more of an observer type of player. See what happens.
All right.
Stop it!
Sims?
Really?
What?
Well, don't do that!
Sims!
Um, kind of poor execution then.
Yeah, I don't want to be too- Jack, these games are very critical, but, like, we've
played all the games before.
Nope, no music build up or kind of
Somebody's behind you that thing is just like okay. You're walking okay cool
No, no button or tripping or whatever
It's hard to let go.
is the only home we know but the truth is our home is dying we need to let go
and ask what if what if life is not as we know it what if it's a better
Where's your mother?
Corn.
Where humanity comes first.
You're not going to tell me all of them?
No.
My mom is dead.
Everyone is dead.
I'm okay.
Can I stand up?
What?
Did you see me?
Okay, so.
I mean, she said that already.
So, okay, what would have been cool is that you can interact with all the strings, right?
And you can prop one of the strings with this tool to make it go somewhere or whatever,
It's easy way to implement it, like to make the gameplay gameplay.
It's a left side peeka.
I mean, it's a left side peeka!
No!
This is Thomas Carter. 48 hours from flight poo wake up. Something's wrong with the sins, I don't know.
She... she attacked me!
I got... oh god!
She's trying to kill me!
We were repairing an impact to the hull.
We separated to repair different areas of the ship, but then...
What?
What?
What?
I-
We have always questioned whether we're alone in the universe.
It's only when we come face to face with death that we get our answer.
However connected the universe may be, in the end, we all die alone.
Okay.
I like those devs.
You guys can do a lot better.
What is this?
I don't know what happened with him, I don't know what they're doing.
out of the immersion the weird music is just, I don't know, the audio engineering is just
It's not good.
I wasn't sure you'd be here.
I wouldn't miss it for a while.
Can I use starting early tonight?
The Met says there's a storm building over the Atlantic.
Could be dark for a few days.
That shouldn't affect the launch, though.
Sometimes you'll just like him, you know?
That's called genetics.
No, it's more than that.
It's the way you carry yourself.
As a confidence.
Yeah, you're talking about my swagger.
Maybe I am.
Four years.
It still doesn't feel real sometimes.
Dad was always gone for years on a mission.
I'm almost waiting for him to walk back through the door.
Every time I say your name, I'm taking right back to those first missions with him.
Oh, I'm sorry.
There's nothing to be sorry for.
It's nice to remember him.
I can't stop thinking about it. Especially now. If he was in our position, what would he do?
I have wondered that myself.
Um...
Have you taken the time to really think it through?
I understand your concerns, young, but what if we really got to lose?
You know, I look at you now, and I see that kid flying wild into the sun.
No.
That was a long time ago.
When your father and I were on Mars, and we lost that CO2 tank...
...you know, he never once panicked.
Just treated it like any other job we needed to do.
I remember him like it was yesterday.
It's the smallest stuff, Mike.
I asked him how he could be so relaxed and he just turned to me and he said,
Why he stopped?
I think it's like a level one story, you can't tell, you know what I mean?
Remember that time we were at the restaurant and we ate some food?
Okay.
The bill.
The bill.
Yeah, I know some different things to complain about.
It's just how you're going to make your viewer or your person convinced or bait in the story.
Like...
You know what I mean?
Good morning, TJ.
Take it easy.
You'll feel grubby for a while.
No shit.
Oxygen saturation 95%.
Restoration nominal.
Oxygen saturation 95% restoration nominal look up
people's equal round another halo to being the other game with the green lights
Good morning
All ready this cousin Sims
Well, that is standard procedure
But this is in the standard situation
Stafford and I were woken up automatically by the ship. He's trying to reach the sleep technicians now
So wake up some me
What is going on here
We're reading multiple system crashes. I've been trying to establish why
I glitch
Thanks
Where are we?
That's what we're supposed to be with in range of the marker and decelerating for orbit
We can the second pilot now
No totems so far in this game.
mentioned. Simple pledges huh? How you feeling? Like hanging over from Hal? Carter, Sims, do
you read? Wait, that's not what I did. Is it?
This is Commander Stafford.
Where the hell are you two?
I'm a chief, sir. We're in engineering.
The ship suffered a minor hull breach,
so we're running diagnostics and making the necessary repairs as per protocol.
How bad are we talking?
I'm really afraid of...
We're still running diagnostics.
All's well done, and we'll provide a full damage report.
Got feeling.
Mom and Joel, looks like we were lucky.
anything we need to jump home?
We're trying to establish that knife.
Our order to the window is in one hour.
Have you made engine preparations?
No sir.
The damage from the hull reached in priority.
Understood.
We'll prep the engines ourselves.
Apologies we weren't there to wake you sir.
Can you confirm how many of you are awake?
Just the four-fine crew
Let's go check on Mitchell
So they probably did or something
But I think they wouldn't
I mean it's meta but I mean they know they did all the all this motion capture is
going to be there this morning whenever you're ready kiddo
Ryland shine sleeping beauty and to what do I owe the honor of this while
welcome there's been a whole breach Carter and Sims are looking into it it
It would explain why our oxygen processing is down.
That sounds... bad.
Sound of the controller.
We're only an hour from the market.
Yeah, there's no source of fire.
Begin engine checks in preparation for orbit.
I'll take Mitchell.
Rock landed on the ship.
Bad some weird wires on it.
Come on, we have jobs to do.
And second astronaut person,
tech, uh, maybe killed other tech guy and now everybody's waking up for the procedure
that we're gonna do.
It's like I went to sleep only yesterday and now I have a headache four years in the making.
It's like my body's going one way and my mind's going another.
That's to be expected.
Humans were made for my nation.
Science makes sure you take care of yourself over the course of the mission.
and mine. Those guys. These guns have been asleep way too long. And a boy.
Alright.
Hey, uh, I meant to ask you before they put us under, how you feel about this being your
last mission?
Your grand finale.
It's a hallowing encore.
First man to exit planetary mission.
Not bad for a commander's farewell.
I
Time and doesn't look good on me
I wasn't part of this mission. I'd be right behind you on the Andromeda spoken like a true pioneer
I'm the luckiest commander in the current ranks for the best team. I could have asked for
There's no other crew like us
It's a real shame who lost magnet vehicle tragedy
Holy what you took on Anders bit of a labor placement, huh?
You trust her
Choose kid it's a turning point that um
Doubt keeping it close on her good enough
Same as I do with all my crew jet doubt was like a no risk. I see we're almost in high like what would you get?
That's more decisive when you get out of like a non-answer. That's because you're a risk
a long way since jessup station
oh you bought it
struggle to break this one even if you tried
how can you be so sure
because i trust the science
and they trust my shit
aha
come on
we need to get back on schedule
no i don't give a shit
i'm gonna do what i do i mean
I like some astronauts person thinking like are you in denial we can still savor
Don't be
Spearing fool we need to find a new home before it's too late. Yeah, it was good to chat I see
All right, I know and I appreciate it
Are you an evil sparing spy?
Yup, my mission is to kill you all.
Bring it on.
They ever try to recruit you?
No, you.
Nah, I think they try to recruit Enders, but I guess Corrent got her first.
Good thing, too.
Sparing's messed up.
stuff. I don't see why they put so much hope into Earth when the planet's dying.
Consider if they think, okay, they can still say Earth, why would they stop?
So I need to look outside and see if I'm wrong.
That's so deep, man.
All right.
Aisley in her denigrating room.
How's she getting on there?
Small talk isn't exactly her forte.
She wasn't made second in command for a small talk. True. I just feel like I don't know her. You will. She's one of the good ones.
Chat, can I send all the messages?
I was looking down there. Any supports?
Chat, I mean, the chat. This guy is just, this guy just bawled his best.
to be honest.
Ha!
Funny.
Right in the house on good place.
Which day?
Right in the house on good place.
Yeah, it's the first time.
Really?
Yeah.
You both okay?
What?
No, I'm talking into the character's voice.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, sure thing.
Oracle is suggesting we redirect power from the landing systems just as well considering. We're not landing
Alternatively, we redirect power from fire control
Jack I trust the clanker earlier, so I'm still gonna clank out
Just love Christmas.
Thanks for the reminder.
I had your politics.
Hey.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Hey, sit down on the not-feel-good roots.
Bite me.
Boy.
Nice.
It was good to see you taking care of your mental health.
Engines are prepped in the power of Genesis fully operational commander.
We're ready for orbit.
Excellent.
Work, Aisley.
What did the pilot say when he walked into the bar?
Plisonsed.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Given the circumstances, I'd say they're both performing well.
and they just but it was three was an addition wait what's the job reminder of
home actually it measurably reduces the load and I'm here
plus it's canopy serves as an effective dust filter but yes I had a Hawthorne
just like it in my garden back at home it's actually a cutting a little piece
of you glad you're with us I think the ship is all you
mom of course sir I must say I'm disappointed with our sleep
technicians I'd expected more efficiency from them you think they should
been there to wake us. I'd like to know why they thought the repairs were more important.
For the record, I'd like to check their service logs.
Oh no, I have another thing.
Yeah, this is no.
No?
What's that?
No, what would I accept it?
No, no, what would I accept it?
No!
No!
No!
Very well, for the record, but Iasley, do remember that we're all a long way from home.
Oh yeah, okay, then I heard then it needed a choice, but...
a rumba
Oh no!
Jesus man, what was that?
It's beautiful out there sure is
I think what you might have been if you want to pilot
Not just this has always been it for me
God damn right I could die out here
But that is not going to happen
No I mean like it'd be cool
That's what you do.
Gosh, I don't know.
I'd be dead.
No, I meant with my body.
If I had died, would you just pop the airlock
and send me floating out into space?
God, that's disgusting.
Do you honestly think about this stuff?
Yeah, sure I do.
Like, I sleep.
all the variables and the computational outcomes but now let's just both stay
alive no doubt I mean just literally just because I actually land this fucker I'm
tell us adf hey I could be the planet's first dead guy don't even joke about that
Whoa! What's he knew?
Sometimes I can't tell if you're joking or just being an ass.
Alright.
I mean don't tap it too hard
Wow, what are you, what are you?
Huh?
Huh?
Sins?
Sins?
What was that?
All right.
Why did it zoom out?
What is all that?
Maybe some spilled coffee?
Or some blood?
Let me fix the lag, you moron!
I'll fly her here! Take what's in her bag and then all of her is gone! I like the movement!
That's wonderful. Except, I'm pretty sure Kitsuki is for pottery or plants.
We can still apply the mining sacs. Celebrate the bee-sea and the flaws!
Karthar?
Wait.
I
What
Aha!
I mean, you can't do that. It's a recording.
I mean, she's gonna look at the observer after the fact, right?
Surely?
Next record is buffering.
Um, alright.
I mean...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
I mean I knew it was gonna jump I mean dude it's annoying
Jesus
That's got you so entranced
The sleep technicians I thought I'd check their surveillance logs, and I found something weird. What would you?
Look at the timecode on this one
it's from after the impact they should be running repairs at that time looks
odd but the system's a collection all over the ship the camera probably crashed
but the time call kept running that's an assumption what are you suggesting
I mean this is the same thing
No, I'm not accusing him.
jumping to conclusions. The facts are right here on this tape. Commander, we're coming up to the
mock-a-now. We need to prep the boost during the attachment. Confirmed. Classic. Thanks, young.
Classic. Introduce the character early on. Last person I need to remind you of is mission is.
And he's the guy who turns it. I can't have you distracted by paranoia. I need you on point.
But sir. What more do you want?
I
For one what though yeah, you need a report must okay
I want them both up here providing a full and thorough report
Enough is enough. Yes enough is enough really yourself in Isley understood
Okay, I mean there's a buster I need you on station
You can sell all of them to do the report, like how does that affect her station?
Like, fuck you, reject him.
on the gods doing wiring repairs.
Can you pass me through?
I'd like to hear his voice.
Sure.
The damage must be shorting the ship's electronics.
Carter?
You hear me?
Sorry, Commander, there's just too much
interference down there.
Don't mind.
Just make sure he's well clear of them
before we engage the breaking burden.
Take care of yourselves.
She's got possessed by the virus.
through and begin the planetary survey for the landing team on the Andromeda.
Manual detap sequence set. Confirmed. Sequence is primed.
On my mark. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, mark.
Oh, very cool.
Everything in purity.
We should have visual on Tau CETF now.
Let's get her up on screen.
Wait, no.
The rock came from it.
It has an infected rock.
It's like a super virus.
Your family dad could have seen this.
I know.
If only Dad could have seen this.
I know.
I think we should land this thing.
What?
Take a little walk before the Andromeda gets here.
Not this again.
Look, I get it.
Not enough fuel to land and get home.
I'm just saying it's about legacy.
This isn't about fortune and glory
It was chosen to clear a path for history to be made think about that
Trained together we launched together
We execute the mission together and we return together
Alright
They don't we gotta forge the way for the next great leap in human progress
Well said, dude.
Okay.
He's good.
Best of the best.
Holy luck, Dana.
There are anomalous issues regarding the sleep crew.
I'm going to perform a search of their quarters.
Um...
Are we sure about that?
We should we should do that
Oh, the mess hole.
Oh, I gotta do the dialogues.
Unlucky.
Alright.
You think I'll get on your end?
I'll get it.
Just give me up for orbit.
I wanted to say thanks for handling the wake up.
Even with the issues you hand let it very smoothly
Thanks, I was a little alarmed when I was awoken by the Oracle so I wanted to
Make sure I was every bit Mitchell since it's nice to be the way to
A friendly face appreciate it chat chat watch when I'm when a message loads. It's complete blurring. It's full of fucking ghosting
Watch this, right?
Give us one
Well watches
See that?
It's not clear when it appears.
Have you talked to the citizen of the commander?
Just wait.
To the sentence, things are fine.
Just wait for your brain to burn.
What is?
See it?
On this rest, it's all the more important for each other.
You're masking for your trust.
I'm not intentional.
See that?
Look at that!
Oh my God!
That was crazy!
That was crazy!
I'm going to go, uh,
as soon as we come up.
You made a mistake
that we won't hold against you.
See that?
See what I'm telling you?
Let's see if we can fix it.
Wait, too much interference.
Wait, just saying that again.
See that? Watch this. See that? Watch this.
Watch about interference.
Holy shit, that's crazy.
Oh my god, leave the top, leave the top, watch this.
Oh my god, that's crazy.
If you cannot do fly just orbit then I to you we approach to make it as an hour
Yo, well in sis man do your job buster
Come on we're gonna sleep for years
You're one of a kind yet you the other says you're not allowed to not use any any of scaling
That's some questions. Where are you? Oh my god, that was terrible! Wait, that was terrible!
wait wait no no okay he's possessed
Jai, I think he got interference Jai, they interfere them
I see
Mushroom
I see cocoon, worm, bat
Fibrous, fibrous matter
I see
Ah shut up
And a fuse
We go up first or not
Yeah, it's offers
Remember cat if you need to progress within the game you're either missing either a fuse or a crank
We need another 10 minutes suits me just fine
A fuse, a quack, or a key.
Oh.
Well, I have to go in there.
Oh, I need to fuse things first then.
AI.
AI.
to contemplate the big questions at Corinth we believe it's our ability to innovate
we're transforming humanity's future are you coming with us
What did I say bro?
Olan?
Why did you say who messaged me?
Wait, I'm confused.
I don't understand that.
Why does it say it's- it's-
Am I getting baited?
Guys, why am I getting a notification?
Just like M, but there's nothing in there.
What was that?
Another few is-
I am so, it's, I'm, no, I'm, Jack, this game has no totem, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, just be aligned to it.
Wait.
I'm not going to meta game this skier doesn't know about her being like a bad
Oh, what is this? We must go look at the quarters and interview the people
Hi there
It says I'm so proud of you. Yeah, we already made that
Wait, I'm confused
Am I getting messages? Oh, rare. You're in the cockpit, um, admit.
I'm already in the crew car, Stafford.
Aisle.
I'll be brief.
you might not make it. What? We miss years of nothing for video games? Not likely.
I'll have you gardening with me in hydrovionics, don't you worry.
These supports be mindful. We're in podgeification.
Uh, it's like a dual analysis, an emotional trait overlap, but
Prophetyal compatibility, mutual harm is zero. Right.
As the wake-up crew, we'd like to say we manage in monitor the main spots of water turns it.
I'm like why aren't you talking about that?
I mean I need some AI deciding if you get a job or not
and you're like, are you like gonna harm your other,
your companion or whatever and then you don't even know why you're getting denied
it's just that the AI said it, the AI just said you're not compatible.
Yo, are you okay?
I'm bravery.
I did it in black matter?
No, I didn't watch that so I'm okay.
Oh.
A must read for anyone with any ambition.
Um, no.
Oh, a video.
Oh.
Hey, mom.
We had your pre-board out here, so Carter and I seem to have different meanings of
of board. Well I worked through the coffee blends, Carter could set fun tasks for us to
carry out during downtime.
Holy AI frames I cannot tell.
I was on an inventory check. I found something odd. Turns out the stasis fluid for the cruise
return trip isn't the same mix they're using now. Carter and I trained for this procedure,
but we never used different stasis fluids. Why weren't we briefed on this?
Jesus
It's not actually games for me this is clear ghosting
Oh, it's supposed to oh it's supposed to
Oh, these are going to open once they get the key, as you have to go upstairs and get
it probably.
It's a feature, you get extra frames.
I
Go food's here
Why is a baby rager
Excuse me, your father's reason why you're going to talk about that.
Oh, it's fine.
I'm surprised you didn't ask sooner.
First thing most people ask.
So is your father the reason?
Man, it's actually hard to read.
This is never good. It's gonna be it's gonna be so but it's gonna need to get busted it
It's not some blurry ass like dog shit like I'm telling you
This is just trust me it's gonna be absolutely unbearable
Was that
So now the rain reconstruction it fix it it fixes the ghosting actually
Ray reconstruction
Wait wait did I miss something then
Those will see go down there
Oh
Oh
What what chess? Ah, I'm gonna get down to the character
Oh, hey, I heard that
Yeah, I heard the virus so I move it
Um, Luna's birthday.
Oh, thank you.
Luna's birthday.
That's easy chat.
We just go to the calendar.
We talk at the birthday.
That would be, um, 28.
So 28, August is 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, was August.
8.
8.
And that was, that was what? 28?
Is 0 at 28-08?
What?
I can't go back there.
Oh my God!
Yo, the ghost thing is insane!
Oh my God!
I...
I can't fix it.
Wait.
Wait.
Did I get it right or?
Is that why there's an otherwise there?
But why is she being sus though?
Like, she doesn't know that she turned it.
I mean, why is she hiding in all that?
She doesn't know.
This is engineering, huh?
What? What?
Oh, there's a flying car!
There was a flying car a second ago. Where is it?
I want it.
What?
What?
The door's the open keep opening.
Oh
What's I know was happening
You're not going to be able to do that.
Stay with us, parents, they're in allergy.
Chat, if you really want it.
Oh, I'll end the ring, is that?
Always.
You've been again since?
Wow, we're going to be pretty again, smart guys.
Maintenance error in crew lounge one.
Reconfiguration in progress.
Paul, I really have to be...
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to go pee because it's not working.
Mm.
Mm.
Just go ahead and go.
OK.
Fine.
Give it.
Okay, hold on, this is, do this path tracing it.
I already fucking did that.
No, no, no, TSR is fucking stupid.
Just stop, please.
You're trolling, I know you're trolling.
System error identified.
Wow, look at the way the radio is. I thought I saw something not to do.
I thought you might not make it.
What?
It's used in nothing-to-video games?
Not likely.
Where are you going?
Don't you worry.
It's important to be mindful.
We're not technicians.
That means we're awake for the four-year journey there, while the main crew sleep.
And the four-year journey back.
Right here. As the wake of crew, or sleep crew, as we like to say,
we manage and monitor the main crew's sleep spots quite a transit.
So I'm playing... moment that.
Carpenter 9, no jail, no private jet, and garbage.
No, it's not a motive, I want it.
Cat.
Vegetables don't have phones.
Onion rings.
Oh, the aura.
There you get it, it's vegetables like foams, onion rings, like the rings of foams.
onion rings
What do you know, get at that, look at it, onion rings.
Because onion is a vegetable.
Okay, this person keeps venting and I know it, I can't prove it yet, but I know they're
venting.
Oh, also there's a secret right there. See that? Another secret then.
We need to collect those secrets.
All right.
I
Know that it's by some artists right that I like to finish what is work right
And it's the opinion and they're like dude
Just fucking do something and then they were gonna all those little models and shit. I mean, what else is he gonna do?
Oh.
If I was here, you made that?
Oh.
Oh.
Um.
Um.
What?
Oh no!
No, no, no!
Three, two, one.
Eiffel, are you safe?
Report him.
It was... it was Sims.
She tried to kill me.
What?
Why would she do that?
Everyone, I made you to remember me.
Damn it.
I think they got to him.
Now we need to remember though, not to trust him.
Because when they do that with the columns, it means that they got possessed.
Is that what we did again?
Remember?
He said, yo, are you...
Boom.
You just connected?
What?
Okay, so somebody's venting.
I'm going to go maybe to the main board and just call for an emergency meeting.
Um, wait, wait, was that purple or am I crazy?
Yes, I purple
I'm not jump sure anything
Oh, no
No!
Boo!
and
and
I
I don't give it
I mean what the fuck is this dog shit
What the fuck is this dog shit thing? Are you kidding me?
Okay, no, that's it that's it. No, no absolutely not
Life however is unpredictable
Whatever factors lie within our control
The universe always has a plan of its own
That's right
Okay, okay, this is garbage!
What the fuck is this?
The best part of the game was the onion ranger, you like this?
what what open the door
um how do i know it's you don't be ridiculous sermon i'm warning you stay
Back easy to say from behind a locked door
What
You had to tool the whole time, why don't you just do that?
Why don't I have an icon next to my name, next to the bottom?
The punch in this one? Yeah, I mean...
There's just no violence at all. I mean, this game is just weird.
Where is this guy?
Wait, he's delaying to me!
I'm not gonna get on the camsor wait it's a beard
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I mean, why is it loading the cam if it's a chat I'm telling you
this is anomaly this is anomaly
Wait.
Huh?
wait
huh?
huh?
uh
ah
oh my shit
You know how this is going for now.
I'm your friend, but you can't trust me.
Okay, I am just confused over there oh shit
I don't get it!
Fucking climb it again!
Oh, it's broken!
Oh
But that's going to open in Zordal, no?
What the fudge was that?
Okay, whoa, that made me really dizzy.
Oh my, chat, what was that?
Yo, I can't.
Wait, that's just so stuffed, that is so stuffed.
So are we going to move or what?
That's easy.
I think there's a better way to do time skips or time moves.
I've got Carter here better than the same present to time I mean there's got to be a bit of a way
it's come on then I need your status in location
Zems?
safe? no there's now not an awarding it's just in how and how you do the storytelling like
well not everything it's just odd like
I've checked the cameras, nothing.
They must still be in the guts.
God damn it, why all of them answer?
The composition's already started.
They've been dead for hours.
Must have been in essence we work.
Doesn't make any fucking sense, man.
Stafford spoke to them. We heard them.
Help me fill the pot.
Yeah.
Okay.
push now hello would you touch all that
we're going to break it
he could have
That's all I have to say about this.
So what do we see?
That's all it is.
No, I am.
No, come see me.
It's missing.
Interesting.
Black Shattered.
No indication whether pre or postmortem.
Mitchell, get up to the flight deck.
The burning window was fast approaching, and we can't let anything endanger this mission.
Needless of something like this.
Mine had to have been before, no?
What are we gonna do?
We need to find Simms.
We need an autopsy.
We should wake Dr. Cooper.
We don't have time.
We're almost at orbit.
Doesn't make sense.
How could I have gotten her so wrong?
yeah all the UI stuff and everything and all the updates and traits it always
takes away from the like the immersion but there's no really immersion because
they haven't really built that and it doesn't build at all like they really
had no red flags during training they both passed the trials with flying
in colors I get explicit orders and you disobey true what are you doing on the
crew deck anyway if I hadn't gone down there things could be a lot worse and
things could get worse still if the chain of command breaks down let's get this
spot sealed and file a report another some major shit going down right now but
we're real tight on that mission marker we got to get door bit commander
On the way son, I was like young you go ahead. I'll be right behind you
Okay
Sims I'm gonna work this out but for now wherever you are
Stay safe.
What?
What?
and
are you a station yes commander good
how long we got orbital window closing rapidly commander
i have to control your main engines
party on it
Buckle up.
Buckle up.
We're closing in 43 seconds.
Young, you got this?
Under control?
Okay.
There's no room for error.
Do exactly as I say when I say it.
3, 2, 1, come on!
Um...
Vector Steeble, approaching orbital trajectory.
There's a rich burn in 3, 2, 1.
Mitchell, cut the burn.
Orbital velocity decreasing.
Mitchell, give me a minute.
I said a minute we've lost orbital velocity we need to recalibrate right now or we're
hitting that planet I've locked out
I don't know the engine's not responding
he's right this mechanical I can't cut the engines either
Oh.
We don't have time.
Well, that means that's just dead, what?
Did you cut the engines?
No.
The fuel tank bottomed out.
We are 30 seconds from atmosphere.
And back velocity.
Survival.
But it depends on atmosphere drag.
Yeah.
Bring us round for a landing.
Starting error break.
I'm going to fly it in with the OCS.
I can bring the landing computer online manually.
That's stay down. It's too dangerous.
No wonder we need that computer online.
Don't risk it.
If you're not secured when we hit, you will die.
Without that computer, we could all die.
No, you could have already done that.
There isn't time.
Watch it!
Buddy!
You did a plump.
To do that, I'm not doing it.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'll reboot it. I'll reboot it. You know what? I don't choose that. I'll reboot it.
Oh, then.
Stand by for actions.
I got it.
Is that it?
Move!
Come on, come over here.
No!
I'm not reminding, I don't care.
Cooper!
Hold still, I'm almost done.
the doors they're stuck get me out of here the door i'm stuck gonna be okay can't rush this
we're not sure what's going on yet right now i need you to stay calm so i can complete the wake-up
profit we go gravity what are the sleep technicians they're not able to help at the
the moment cut is dead what what happened to him we don't know my god he's
mangled poor Carter we can't get a line through to the oracle all the rest of the
crew we don't know what's going on he's been dead for days
Looks like it, but his pod was only sealed an hour ago
That doesn't make sense. No, it certainly doesn't
Oh critical since I was a that can't be good
What?
Oh.
I thought we were written there, I mean she just started moving it.
We've taken some major damage. Lower decks in particular.
Yeah, we know. What we don't know is why we have gravity.
Either we've crash landed or the ships enter the catastrophic spin.
Right now there's no way of telling.
Breach seals have locked us in here.
Stafford, do you read?
Stafford, do you read?
Okay, Williams.
You really want to wake the boss up to this nightmare?
It's not safe to leave him under an emergency.
I'll wake him.
Shit.
His blood stabilizer's not responding.
We need to get him through wake-up immediately.
Release the emergency lock.
On the back, next to the hinge.
Left side.
Got it.
Isn't that a bad guy, though?
I'm going to give him a quick pulse to wake him.
Get ready to.
Bam.
Shit.
Cernan hold him down
He's hemorrhaging fine his body's just reacting to the heavy dose well that's some reaction better nose bleed now than an aneurysm later
I think he got a pilot's license because if you're right, you're flying us home.
He has a connector that they don't.
I'm going to bring him closely, and holler if you need me.
We'll be two minutes.
Look on my crop top.
He has a connector here, right?
Top, bottom, blue, right?
But the girls only have a blue bottom.
Is he OK?
See, the demand connected to top.
So have you met him before, like, properly?
Sort of. We all met him in training. He wasn't there long but he seemed nice.
Yeah, I've heard a lot about him. It'll be good to actually meet him. I think I'm the only one
here who hasn't done that properly. I'm sure he's happy to have your board.
We need to have no hearts.
I'll wear a memento.
Okay, back there, Anders.
Fine, just get us out of here.
It's cold in here.
You just woke up.
Keep moving, you'll warm up.
Ha!
Mall potion, take four, pawn through.
What?
Hey, hey, who are you?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
There you go!
No! No, no, no!
Possessed, she's possessed, she's possessed!
No?
No?
Yeah, every time that it comes to that, somebody gets possessed.
They should not just sweater and then he stopped it.
Why, no? No, no, I think he's possessed actually.
down here to the right do you even know where you're going no we need to go up I
think
Yeah, nothing like it works exactly. Like nothing has worked since the start of the game.
No system after operates properly, I don't trust her though.
No, no, no, no, no.
No!
Okay, I think she's fine.
Wait.
What?
I didn't- I didn't jump!
I didn't jump into the fight zone!
in chopping myself
There's the tool store doors unpowered so what do we do?
Repair it I guess now that's why they pay you the big bucks
three two look at this place so far we've had luck on our side
What's with the lucky charm?
Um...
Turning point!
It reminds me of my husband, Mikhail.
He passed, didn't he?
A while ago now.
But we made a promise to each other before he died.
He promised he'd find me again in the next life.
And what did you promise him?
I promised to honor him by living a life that he can be proud of.
He's watching over you, I bet.
Mikhail was so sure he was going to be reborn.
So excited to know what lay beyond.
He was at peace at the end.
I take a lot of comfort from that.
Frankly, Sirlan, I could use some of his optimism.
I'll tell him when I see him again.
Come on.
We better get back to the others.
All right.
Hey, mom.
Just had dinner.
I know space food has come a long way, but no amount of salt can make clothes leak powder
compared to your cooking. I'd kill for some banser doll right now.
Oh my god, so bad. It's so bad.
I've spent almost two hours waiting on a reply.
I thought they'd be excited to hear from someone else, but they're obviously far too busy.
Oh, speaking of devil.
Great to hear your voice, Cassiopeia.
How you doing out there, breaking records?
So, neat idea, but we'll have to pass on that remote chess game.
Earth wants us to keep this frequency clear.
Okay, you'll also win.
Got to admit that factor is into our decision, too.
Anyhow, be good, be patient, kind to each other.
You don't have to use that.
I know how to bump you on the head if you keep asking dumb questions
I'll get it
Wait, I'll get it
Huh, oh like that. Oh
Now I'm green it's any of them. It's any of them
Boom.
Boom.
Is that the one where it's the guy with the ghost frames and with the AI gen?
There's no need to worry, Mr. Williams.
You just need to remain calm and relaxed.
Once your condition is stabilized,
we can give you a full report on what we know.
I do feel pretty woozy.
That's okay. Just remain seated.
Take some deep breaths.
It takes a while to settle down, but it will.
Promise.
Anders, stay with Williams.
We need to get this door open.
Right away, Doc.
Here's Cooper now, told you she wouldn't be long.
Time to clock out, Doc.
Miss me?
What?
What?
What's your diagnosis, Doc?
Of what?
The situation.
Oh, well, to put it professionally, I think we're fucked.
Hmm. I concur. Brilliant observation, sir.
Hmm. I knew you'd understand.
I'll be back in a minute. Just gotta get that door open.
Should I be feeling this shitty?
Are we supposed to be in zero G?
I see you're orange.
Isley?
Isley?
Oh, it seems so.
Is everyone through wake up?
We had a problem with Williams, but he seems to be...
...stable.
There's something missing.
what's going on keep this brief the flight crew was woken by a minor
meteorite impact it penetrates multiple decks and unsurprisingly it costs some
system failures that's it no we had a series of operational challenges getting
orbit and you said this would be brief we have to land on Tau Saria what this
mission was not configured for a landing that's still what does that mean we
don't have enough fuel to get home what that sounds like a bit of an oversight
who made that decision me and it wasn't an oversight we weren't given enough fuel
to land and take off again. It's to stop us stealing the Andromeda's limelight. Did you
not even skim read the mission brief? I think we deserve a little more trust. It's not about
trust. It's about controlling the parameters of the mission. If you say so. And for now,
no way to contact anyone for help. Our long-range transmitter was damaged in the crash and we
We need to run repairs.
Until then, we can only receive messages from Earth.
We can't talk back.
Is that how Carter died?
In the crash?
No.
Then what happened to her?
We don't have all the facts yet.
What do you mean?
During our hibernation, it looks like Sims
suffered a psychotic episode.
She killed Carter, she may have even contributed to the crash.
Commander Stafford.
Stop. Do you mean to tell me that I've invested billions of dollars several years of my life
and traveled halfway across the galaxy on a mission that has fallen apart before it's even
got started this is what i wake up to
yo i can't yeah i i can't
to top it off a murder are you fucking kidding me
i had your fullest assurance that these two were vetted
paid stakingly out of thousands of potential frankly sir this is not
helping let's wait until we have all the data before jumping to confusions
you better get those answers fast because i'm seriously starting to doubt
your confidence. Yeah, this had a shareholder stuff about this game.
Bill and the dollars went to fucking nothing. I mean, come on, bro. This is
a hard to go at all.
It's just
my head hurts like hell.
I'm giving you an anti epileptic. It'll easily pain and relieve the
pressure on your blood system.
Please tell me Sims isn't still out there.
I'm afraid she is. We believe she's using the maintenance layers to evade surveillance.
Oh, what bluzzestam got it?
Sir, I'd like to suggest we conduct a reconnaissance of the ship to locate her.
It's not safe to tackle any other issues until this matter is resolved.
Who put you in charge?
With respect, Mr. Williams, you did.
I want to speak with Stafford now.
I'm afraid that won't be possible.
Okay, Jack, this is straight garbage.
This is fucking bad.
Stafford didn't.
It's game over.
I know what it is, it's over.
your fucking prayers is we're not getting out of this one
what the fuck are we gonna do man?
what are we gonna do?
please shut up
you're not listening
can you see what's happening here?
shut up!
fuck is your problem
you're meant to squeeze it
we're going to mitigate this
Yo, Chad, what the fuck am I looking at?
This is awful!
Chad!
Also, whoever was editing these things, cable.
Especially not Stafford. It was more likely it was mechanical or mechanical thought.
Exactly.
Also, whoever was editing these things, terrible.
He got a mission to salvage.
We need that damage report, and we need to find some...
Didn't get the assignment on comedic timing or whatever.
Cock to the prisoner!
Get him to...
You're meant to squeeze this, like, really?
And there goes our inspirational leader.
He didn't get to complete his last mission.
I mean, the whole squad.
We looked after us for so long.
Feels kind of right that we look after him now.
After my dad passed away,
Stafford always kept this consistency for the love.
Back then, I needed that so much.
Wait, but where's the guy?
Never pictured having to do this without him.
My dad set the bar pretty low.
but Stafford passed it and then some things is there but when he when he be
in that room he always saw the best of me
I was the fucking greatest in the bag yeah I wasn't the biggest
do you read continue your sweep we'll be in break jobs running damage
diagnostics okay okay I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll let that build a vision
I can't even bring myself to do this.
We need to...
...for Stafford.
For Stafford.
Deck 2. Crew Deck.
Isley, this is Cooper. We're on the Crew Deck.
Head for the technicians' quarter.
Sims was down there and I want to know why. Be careful. She could be anywhere.
So no eyes on her.
No. The monitoring systems are still damaged. We're working on them now.
Good luck.
Beautiful.
I guess I'm gonna need more than luck.
Okay, let's split up.
What?
If we do this...
Oh, it's not bad enough?
But it's good. It's not that. It's not serious.
If we find them keep safe and you put it out. It had to be somehow worse
Surgeon you take mr. Williams and there's you with me
Hey, take care Cooper you too
Alright, that was interesting.
Jack, I'm not going to be able to finish it, Loki.
It's just, it's just, it's just that bad.
I mean, it just, it just feels like,
Chad, the other games, there's a payout
for going to the bullshit, right?
Cause the story or the immersion is good.
It's not like, it's like, like this game doesn't hit
like on any of the points that some of these games
usually hit on them.
Like it just does nothing.
And I'm not even trying to be like all the rude because you know these dads. I played I played every one of their games
Well, I think I'll publish it
The dad, they got that's the one I did
What the fuck is happening?
I am so confused look man of chat why are you doing that and that works like
their developer pages is bugged.
I play all the games, I play all them.
And it just seems like, it just falls so short.
Chat, if that immerses it, the single makes sense,
the dialogue is really bad,
the voice acting seems uninvolved.
I think it seems like it's cringy, but if they can't sell me on the urgency at any given time,
like, dude, oh my god, the ship is exploding, everybody is dead, we are about to die in 30 seconds,
impact will set us flying to our death, this is incredible, I cannot believe this, Jesus Christ,
Let's make a prayer.
Like,
I guess.
Anyway, chat, did I ever miss any of their games?
I didn't, right?
I played all of them.
There's something for everyone.
Create memories, stories, and experiences
that'll take.
The art picture is so good.
But this is dark pictures. Technically this is dark pictures chat on paper
Directive is dark pictures. No
If it did I think they just wanted to not have the branding
Darpers anymore. I think I think it didn't make sense for their
uh
It didn't make sense for the the the the catalog. I don't think I mean, I don't know why did it but yeah
And it's terrible.
Yeah, sorry, it may as well be. I mean, I can do it, but yeah.
I mean, I did it again, not this, this is bullshit.
Oh well.
You have a review? I will leave a review.
Um...
I don't remember this game, um, I have played every single game these devs have made and
If you are a fan of dark pictures, I think you should stay away from this game.
It doesn't have the same quality,
same voice acting quality.
The graphics are full of ghosting.
The writing is bad, but not funny bad.
Just bad.
Okay, the plot doesn't really develop properly.
I haven't finished it yet, so maybe I don't know about this one.
Uh, boring.
No immersion.
Even though these guys usually cook on the immersion side, a lot of the useless, slow
walking to dodge the refund the window on steam classic.
Um...
Yeah, look, just mad. List the pros.
I did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
I feel almost terrible writing something negative about the devs that made all these other great
Games I enjoyed playing, but this one isn't it's
on my key.
So it's going to it's going to be a 2.8 at a time. 2.8.
It's a 2.8.
Bang. Bang. I'll always sign it. Oh my busy specs. Oh no, no, that's a virgin. Oh well.
I'm not gonna play Batman, Mookie.
How much is $80 in normal currency?
Like, 60 bucks.
I'm gonna play Tomorrow, maybe.
I mean, this is your gamer.
I mean, you made this, no?
What the fuck?
Wait, it's gonna go actually.
There's the KXVN on.
Yo.
Hold on now.
Is this even available or not?
Oh, he's in risk, he's in risk.
It's game on team.
They usually gonna have viruses then.
I can't believe it, see? Boom. Can't be that bad, eh? Can't help you fucking absolute
Oh
My oh my god
Oh
Wait, I made- I made monies.
I'm not gonna need to check my camera.
Happy birthday to you, I don't be happy all the while, but when I'll be okay, I'll
Oh, hell yeah.
Dude, there's money everywhere.
It's like an Easter egg hunt.
We want more money.
Oh my god!
four dollars, four dollars, that's huge.
These are locked, and I put enough organs to tell you that there's poison cheese in one of the house somewhere.
This house is huge.
How about money?
Chat, I'm telling you.
Chat, how many times have I told you guys this?
This exact room
Is it like a 50 organs like a holy shit I cannot
Well, maybe this there's money to jump
So where's the table oh
Oh, by best.
No, wait, don't eat the plate.
The money.
So he's a home anyway. Ah, there we go.
Oh!
Aqua trust!
Lush backyard.
Deploy it.
That's lame, and what?
That's terrible.
Workbench.
No, the workshop, okay.
No, can I leave this place?
Okay, hold on a minute.
Okay, so, what I want is wings.
Oh, hold on.
Select.
mode so what I want is bang what's that
Four oh
Okay, yeah, you would want those
At the bottom for sure, but I hear the game physics are gonna bug out. I think maybe just down the middle
Whatever
what is that is that like rocket fuel is that a booster okay and then oh we can
and get household items.
Okay.
So what is that?
CMCP.
Boom.
Oh, center mass.
And what is it?
Center pressure of the liquid, right?
Oh my god, dude, that's good.
Do it again!
That's what I wanted!
No, I want that!
My tube.
Wait, do I have my can yet?
Okay, GG. GG.
Wow.
That's what I want. That's what I want. Come on. Oh my god. Oh my. That's Max Wind.
Okay, hold up there has to be the most that we can get with this model. That's huge
Have a camera I should have filled up for YouTube
Can't remember
Check what's the white stain in their pants.
Okay, did I check that one again?
To the right!
Yeah
And then
Hello YouTube
Then we're gonna be launching a to the Canada to Mars
Enjoy the video
BONG!
Oh my god, it's huge it
Wait, I don't have a camera on
Wait wait bro
No!
It broke!
Whatever.
I think I repaired it?
Wait!
Actually?
Wait actually
Well, I don't think I can afford you on it
Oh my god, I can't oh my avian. This is awful
I mean, it's gonna get zero views, so whatever.
No.
Wait, where's my rocket?
Wait, no way, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
What's that?
What is this?
I don't know all the way to bring it there, but it doesn't get much there.
I cannot afford this time, man.
It's not a metal one.
I mean, we can go steal some shit, right?
We can go steal some metal.
Oh my god.
Well, I mean, it's not even... I'm not even stealing, I'm not even loading.
I've already got over it, I'm gonna say hi and go to the side.
Retrader any caramel?
Oh, no I put in my hands you just can't see it because you're stupid
How much for this
I don't get it.
You put on this?
Hold on now.
If we make a lot of money, I mean, that's just winning.
Two dollars?
I mean, we could see how much it's worth all this that we had already, right?
It wasn't just trash, it was my trash.
Wait, okay, I got one.
Oil bottle!
Oh for sure!
Oh my god, no way, hold on.
Wait, we have no water.
wait no we don't do we need a head
Oh wings, let me start from wings
Yo, I like those wings. Oh, I'm out of wood
What is this a blaster well wait we need it no is the oil ball not not not enough
Well you need the oil bottle and the rocket!
And really?
The big six nineties he clapped.
um
Wait, oh it's gonna be in my shop already
Yes, oh my god
Yes!
Oil!
Yeeees!
Oh my gosh, Mary!
yes oil yes oh my god
I'm going to go back to my room and take a look at the room.
Come on.
We'll be able to see a lot, budget, send it.
Three, two, one, how many do you want just like it?
Bang!
Oh my god, that's insane.
180, uh, do-digies.
That's insane.
That's insane. Buy ingredients at the grocery store and cook to eat.
I guess.
Let me upload this. Maybe we can make the money off of YouTube, no?
Oh my god! Set it up! Set it up the way it goes to the side.
Wait, hey, the lords.
Wait.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I need to withdraw my money.
No, I don't want to, no, I'm sorry.
In the grocery store, okay.
Donate.
Donate.
Donate. Um, who's that paying? I might not be able to pay the rent if I have to close
for a while. This isn't been great lately. Oh. I mean, this loss was $9. It's not like
I mean, I'm not buying it.
Fuel.
Xylitol candy.
I can't afford any of this. I'm just gonna buy an egg.
I'm not buying one egg.
Yeah, sorry, just one egg, please.
No, I'm not a stealer, just get my rent.
No, this is not right.
No.
Yes.
Wait.
Okay.
Um, I want to make an egg.
How do you flip it?
How do you flip it?
Wait.
Wait, I'm confused.
Guys, where's my egg at?
Guys, where's my egg at?
Oh, grab it.
Eat.
Perks!
Oh my god.
We're just told we're going to get away with it for 30%!
Good as you think more clearly xp
Okay, okay. Yep. Yep. That's that's water
Oh wait, would you use any of them?
Well, that's it's good
Bonus income when uploading it
No, we need xp because then we can buy everything else
like cook meals, is that a cook meal?
yeah that was a cook meal right?
so do I have it on now?
okay we need to, this one got really good
wait am I decedent?
Okay, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, maybe juice pack?
Oh no, a better head.
Dragon's 4 instead of what? It's not worth at all.
What?
Mass? Uh...
Lick is almost 5.
What am I using right now?
Yeah, I know I'm a while on base so I'm looking at it. Let's just go with these wings.
Maybe that was a mistake here actually. Let's just do it.
Wings are clear.
Oh my god.
That's nice!
I'm done it.
Now watch this.
Bang!
It's broken.
So why is it so bad?
No, I'm not very religious or anything like that only.
I just got a great idea.
Wait, I did it again!
It doesn't matter because all you need is the water racket, right?
guys you just push like this see I keep my wings
I want to, I just want to.
Why to me?
Hold on.
Oh, cause there's ridges!
That's terrible.
wait it has more math and more drag this is garbage what they come on bye
two to the can instead of with a wooden wings three
dude with juice
Bang! Now watch this. Watch this!
It's not good. I'm trying to think that the styrofoam might be better.
be better so the record we've had before was with what
um
Oh, the wings were bad, that's why.
Oh, that's better because it's wide!
No, okay watch this.
Back!
Yes!
Okay.
Okay, hold on. Now, what could we be missing here? Maybe this with the oil ball instead
you think? Maybe the bubbles the wings chat because it was too heavy early without a good
body and the thrust, with more thrusts it'll be better.
Right.
Was that the wrong ring?
Uh, it might actually.
Yep.
So in the bottle?
No, no, this is fine.
Now watch this!
I don't think I can do it at all.
Wait, that was right, it was a long bottle.
Okay, I'm gonna try with this instead.
I know it's a long wings, but I've been doing a lot of this.
Now watch this.
And then, here it comes.
Okay.
No!
Hey man, can you wish my pet California two spot octopus a happy birthday he turned two
today. I don't regret that. I want to get it brand new. I've got the idea. Watch this.
bottle, front cone, chode, wings, lome, and mortals atop, maybe.
That's right. That's right. Oh, it looks good. Oh, it looks good. No fuel. It's shit
Anyway.
And it's shit anyway.
Oh, I'm out of here.
Okay, but then...
Okay, this is the absolute most cook that we're gonna get today.
Watch this.
It's so bad, man.
It's so bad.
Two bucks in an hour, really?
Oh, okay.
Two wings.
Almost!
Oh
Even with the ring it's gonna suck don't know let's drag
Mass it's so it that one's so heavy
Wait, why don't you start a problem wait brother
Come on.
Go!
Oh my god.
But it doesn't go high though!
Chas, something! Chas, I think the bottle is shit!
Chas, Chas is better!
Okay, let's try it again like this.
Spare a foam to the can, force it to the bottom, with rocket fuel.
Bang!
Check.
This is the one!
Come on!
What?
What?
What?
What?
Is the nose heavy?
Oh my god it is too heavy.
Oh my god.
But still less though.
Is tuna also a hit?
Ummm, I mean, not really.
Oh, I got it.
Hold on, hold on.
Ten bucks.
I mean, maybe I get a job?
Locked.
What does that say?
What does that say?
Fuck it, I'm gonna go get some rubbish.
If the wings were too bottomed it would inverse.
Why can't I use this?
Why could- I mean...
Maybe three wings is the play, yeah but uh, yeah we haven't-
Is it the forever?
I have loading videos by Faisal.
Wait, you put that in the bag?
How?
Is this thing like this?
No
I hear some money, there's some money
I'm not sure if you can see it.
You're gonna have to lower it.
Let's start two videos.
This is, this is shit, though. It's gonna flip it. It's gonna flip it!
I'll try it.
I have an idea.
We'll try one again.
I mean, close!
If it slips, it means what?
It means that it's bomb heavy!
No, no, no, it gets bomb heavy!
Fuck it, I'm buying anything.
I didn't wait for a short battle.
And there we are.
People like the flibs though!
Wait!
People like the flibs though!
Okay.
Now, co-bottle.
Co-bottle, and that's it. Nice win. It's over. Now we are rich.
Oh my god.
It has no ridges. It's perfected.
Check with Woods first or not then?
Me three Woods?
hold on now chat hold on I mean that's crazy though it had
Oh my god.
Two dollars, really?
Okay, why did it topple like that?
I have another idea.
Okay, I have another idea.
With your four wings at a styrofoam at the bottom.
I mean this is gonna go to Mars. I mean it.
BOOM!
Okay, okay, I was good
Okay, this with with the dick nozzle and it goes good and it goes the bars
Wait, we're gonna feel gonna get
I want coke
Come on, come on!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
I told you!
Oh my god, that's absolutely NASA.
That's the door. NASA?
Hold on, let me put it down there.
chat now's an effect see I have three on four dollars for a video oh we made it
6th to 8th month, sex, QCL.
Rockcraver.
Who the hell is he trying to extract at metal?
Come on!
Yo, that's shmoney.
Putty, that's shmoney!
You're gonna get more?
I'm sure there's a way to bug the game to get more height on the rocket with the RC car.
I
Was that the money but a thousand years what a thousand
She is a fool your rights
One point eight two six one point
I think it's Max Windo, so let me mess it up, right?
I'm just doing it for money, sorry guys, a little bit of a reupload, sorry about that,
I had to I need the money
Now it's a reupload I mean I need the money
Here comes a bottle is
Coke bottle with Coke Juneau with bleach.
Like the better nozzles.
That's 2.8.
I like that.
I like that.
XQC out.
I'm going to cook a meal real quick.
These are the only ones left.
I'll go to the other room and have a look at this.
Ok, I'll be back.
See you later.
See you later.
Ok, see you later.
Bye!
Bye-bye, see you later!
See you later!
See you later!
See you later!
See you later!
See you later!
See you later!
Wait, they gave me free XP though!
Reduce my weight, yes!
Wait, do I eat again?
From what?
Watch this
Any new nozzles lying around
Oh my god.
And perk!
And!
Wait.
Wait, increase the performance of credit gain.
Wait.
Come on.
Here it comes.
We're going to Mars, boys.
Bye!
Here it comes
We're gonna watch boys
Not bad six hundred
What's up with the serious bunker over there
Let me get a Russian nuke in there.
Oh my god.
Seven dollars, I can't.
So I guess better upload guys, I need the money.
That, I know it's a bad video, it's a bad video.
It'll be better next time, I really need the money.
It's gonna be another upload, Jack.
It is what it is.
Just so that next time we make a video.
0.6.
Guys, it's time to go to 425 on the lift.
That's a lot of mass, though.
I'm being chad and Wingsha better because it has very low mass, almost the same amount
of lift.
My blade bottle, or the latter.
Wait, what is that?
Did that be good?
Let me check, this could go crazy.
So that's not good.
That means if an air show, I'm sure your viewers will like it.
Let me see if the viewers will like it.
Okay, never again, all right, bye bye.
Come on.
Okay, what's that?
Oh, my eyes!
I cooked the perfect work, Anthony!
Buddy, that flew straight up!
I mean solid fuel whoa whoa whoa whoa what do you mean by that
Hold on, hold on, you need a lot of views of this.
Eleven dollars, wait.
Rocket grain crafting.
Um, okay.
Grain geometry.
Just a circle.
What's fuel?
Oh, because I have another.
Um.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Chad, you've got a really good idea.
Maybe we do a weird, like, semi-loader.
I don't have any deals for this though, right?
Chat I graduated law school yesterday.
I could get a welcome to the jungle girl x2 cl
Yeah, we're having a lot of rep loads in a matter. I think we kind of just have to know what I mean
Yeah, what if we what if we fucking get a super big-ass bottom we pack it with bombs
Drops into what?
What's effing what?
It is lagging but I don't get why.
Yo?
I'm not.
Are you right?
Uh, what was a minute ago?
Me too.
What are you playing?
Um, again when you build a rocket.
What?
Yep.
Guess what?
What?
I don't know.
What is that?
Oh, bad.
Jesus, you want it?
Chat Blitz bottle
Well, I don't get it. Oh
It's Batman's voice, but is it bad in the game classic wings?
Oh
What's that rocket game do they mean oh
Grains oh my god, I'm so fucking stupid rocket grains I need to buy grain
Wait bonus to my five
Wait, I think we need to buy that.
But what are you for grain though?
Do I have to buy materials?
Do I have to store?
I'll do a rip-law over do that.
Jack, we're going to start needing a better head soon, right?
Because of the increased thrust, right?
I'll just try to realize it. Oh yeah, there's something right?
I'm going to wind direction now.
Uh, there's the one that Ryder's launched.
Maybe we can talk about that though?
Chat, should I do this in the backyard?
Later on.
Okay.
This is fertilizer.
Oh!
Oh, chat.
Fertilizer.
match candy or sugar oh one fuel water laser
okay chat I'm stealing it I'm gonna shit 50 months pregnant
Oh, no!
Oh, no.
Man, I don't give a shit.
I mean, I don't care.
What would I care?
I mean, I don't need it.
Wait, what? I have to put that in here.
Oh.
Fifty!
Wait, people love the reuploads all of a sudden.
People love the reuploads.
Oh, okay, I never...
Okay, plastic body, plastic winging, here it comes.
That's good, right?
Okay.
Why we haven't done anything like that yet?
Okay.
Matches for a furbom, awkward furbom, in a circle.
Is that a thing that will be heavy though?
What?
What right?
I've been watching you since 2017 and your hairline is still fucked up.
I think you might be bold and concerned. Also, Sonya.
Are they actual?
I have the actual.
Wait, is that good?
Wait, it blew up, bro!
Wait, it blew up?
We have no fuel.
I mean, am I cooked?
We're cooked.
I'm going to be uploaded.
This won't go off, right?
Hold on.
Huh!
Wait, but it barely went anywhere though.
I mean, this is crazy.
A second player?
That's not really good.
Boy, that was a nice launch, no?
the same.
Chai.
Oh, there's like a hundred fifty bucks, though, I mean, we're not gonna be able to buy that.
Um.
No, we need to lock that outside, huh?
I guess it was sideways though.
Yeah, that's my right hand, it's my right hand.
The text booker.
Shall I hold that door?
That's a bit unlucky, isn't it?
Check any good in the bunker if you drive the ice car over there.
There's a way you can do it for sure.
Like landing the rock inside of the, uh, uh, uh, uh-uh-uh, like you absolutely can, for sure.
Look, Jack!
If I aimed this, uh, to the right, I would've landed it at the bunker.
It's enough, right?
No, it's already turned in.
Wow.
I never need to go rebuy Summer.
I don't even have to buy anything to do one more run, right?
We could just full steal.
For like eight rockets, I mean, maybe the new rockets will have enough gears to buy it again.
what wait what it broke
Is this the door I mean, actually? I don't think I like it. No, we need it.
Here it comes.
There's a lot of red poles, but I can't catch it.
On paper we could get enough to make a bunch of rockets to make that money back, you know?
I'll just buy this one time.
Maybe over here, right?
And, nice. There.
We're not, uh, stealing time so we can't, it's only like, there's six items worth it.
The rest of you talk about it, I know.
Okay, so this is the last we have left, where there's only original content.
Okay, hold on.
For fuel, matches, okay?
And that's fine.
Coal, coal and water powder.
and this.
It's a charcoal, but it's not much.
No!
Cheddy, I really had to do this!
I got it!
Oh my god, I didn't see that lava.
That gets way too much.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
8000
No job, not a lot of job. I mean, I'm an unassailable youtuber down there
Bang
Yeah, then we need a hyper nozzle
Is that better wings than what we got?
No, really.
So what about a better head?
Seven tickets.
Can we do a boiled broccoli?
Uh, sure.
I love boiled broccoli.
It's the best.
wait I forget to upload the night I already did upload it
click this table now I'm gonna go buy them back at the right
wait wait
I need that!
Come on, cut that shit!
Bang!
Because we'll probably have to do more press let on and I'll already have it.
Wait, there's better recipes.
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2
2
2
2
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2
2
2
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Back!
House 14.
Hello!
I'm going to try to get this.
Yes.
I'm going to try to get this.
I'm going to try to get this.
I don't know what I'm buying.
I don't know what color I want.
Well, I'm gonna give it a black.
some blue.
Just watch this right if they'd be insane.
Okay.
Nozzle.
Should I, what, what, what do you like?
That, right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm gonna die.
That could be good.
What other do we buy, Jack?
Fluster, right?
Oh, that's not gonna... that was the best, right?
Wait...
13.6, eh?
Two!
Jack, is this thing nearly bought?
I mean, this is gonna go to Mars.
Open up the paint.
Have you painted?
I mean...
I mean
Oh my god
I genuinely cannot believe you made it this far in life.
Way heavier.
I added metal in the body, okay, so I'm gonna fix that.
Oh, because I jerked it, you're right.
Again, he's trying to shoot the bullets.
Ahh, he's on the ship.
The ship is on the ship.
The ship is on the ship.
The ship is on the ship.
fuck I forgot, not gonna call
this, this, that, this
Fuck you!
Ummm...
Chat, I think aluminum, with all the best shit in a circle.
No, no, and then like this.
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That's good, right?
That's like a nice curve, but wait, what's wrong with that?
I'm gonna de-jerk it
No, no, no, this is old like it old like it
I need to like be the max win the max winner
Wait
So what's the thing that makes it so you can change it?
Like when you jerk it?
So...
I kinda like that!
I kinda like it!
Is that a good note?
Oh my god, that's a good note!
That's huuuge!
6,000?
Well that was with the old fuel locker. When you fuel it, it says selected.
21 bucks, is it?
Brogan calculator.
I can do that.
Fuck, I just noticed you are back in Canada, so does this mean Gamber is back?
No tickets.
I wasted all my tickets on some bullshit.
Fried egg. Do I even have that?
That's nice. Tojun, right?
Wait, 16.
That's not how that works, what?
That's not how that works.
Wait.
No, no, no!
No!
I'm gonna do it.
Okay, I actually was gonna do it.
I might be super taken.
Alright.
Alright, well, that's about it.
All right, all right, well, that's that's about it.
It does actually be a game though.
Actually, I might play some more next time.
I'll do it again, I'll try.
I'll be on kick for about maybe now.
Maybe 20 minutes, maybe 3 hours, I don't know.
I think it's slower than maybe.
I'm going to be on kick between today.
Otherwise, I'm going to wait until tomorrow.
I'm just gonna go chat.
Okay.
That was a short chat. Take care. Bye. See ya.
I like it. I'm out of the...
I'll kick it out Tom.
It's um...