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up in the way that it makes sense, Chathie, but they medicine. They spent two episodes,
like two whole hours of a character and they show why they're gonna turn it and why they're
gonna be different and what they're gonna go against the plot, right? Most shows will do,
well this character fell down the stairs, now he's mad, so he's gonna say fuck it and
kill everybody because he's mad and and because we need him to do is to change the plot whatever it is like
That is very
But I don't know I'm running today, but yeah, we're just watching
Hello, good morning, good evening
So we're out again
but that's cool, smith's bark at him
after bark, very cool
alchohol, now he's gonna drip on him
look at my nudge, he has everything he needs
oh, is that the cum drip?
is that cum dripper?
like, holy shit, you're right there
Some of us have zero context whatsoever and plan on watching the show after it's over.
You're influencing our minds with French-Canadian garbanzo.
Okay, okay, honestly, honestly, uh, true.
Is it true?
What can I do?
If you like that show, uh, you fuck you, I don't even see it.
Also, here's a real, really good take here.
If you're a real fan of a show, if you're a real fan of a show, you don't watch.
every episode when they come out. You wait for them to come out and you watch the whole thing.
Because the information being fresh in the context and the clues stay in your mind. You lose
touch with all the important very small detail that makes cinema what it is. And if you don't watch,
at least not binge watch, but watch in condensed, then you're just going to forget. And you're only
watching what you see now and a show it's not what it's about the show has a
lot of things that build into the big puzzle it's a huge puzzle it's a lot
bigger than just movies movies aren't big enough shows and not like that's
important so maybe re-watch it in full yeah
Recaps don't work it you know if you think Recaps work is because you're one
of those guys you're one of those new age viewers that they need the plot to be
really given to you every 20 minutes like there's a good clip of what's
gonna get you an a flick and it's like yo dude these days you need to reach
retail a plot every 20 minutes because there's people around take talk the
whole time sure if it's your shit that's true he's right
yeah you watch snowball before I mean it snows literally every winter here so I
I mean, I see that like fucking now. I don't even know like 30 times a year and we can start off
There's the allegations of which one's Botox
XQC cow I love you and I work in that we can begin of the snow the snow the show
That's a big
I always wanted to chat why don't they just send a rocket really fast really far right and just say bye
and it put like some fucking
Uh
Saddle it on it and it goes in it. It goes to explore the future shit like like it goes really far away
As a voyager also chat why is it not a way that it can keep something can keep accelerating in it like
chat
There's solar power everywhere. There's radiation and shit like that
Why don't they just send a probe that constantly accelerates it because it just gets a bunch of shit from the air
Like it is a bunch of shit in the air. You just get the stuff in the end like chat like
No, like like chat
The earth is here you send up a thing over there, right?
And you know where the things are out there like applied over here and over there and you get a path
That has like some solar or some radiation and it just keeps going
Like for fucking billions of years or fucking whatever my kilometers
Solar cells yeah that anyway, we could such you know, that's a school and I know they call this a day
My turn right I'm not going
Excuse me
Yeah
Oh
Listen, I'm in the children
I'm so funny. It's so good
Fuck is he wearing
I'm out in a tournament!
I actually got my pussy wet!
Might turn right.
What?
Chat, chat, chat, I'm scared, chat, chat.
Guys, I've turned off my Horvax version on my browser,
but if I do, it's gonna reset my whole browser.
And the reality is, Jack,
I have all these things, oh, fuck, I'm doing it.
Fuck it, Chad, guys, if it breaks your ears, it'll be it. Bang!
We got it.
Yeah.
Who has deliberately been placed on Romania's wanted persons list,
defaulting to report a nine-month incendiary sentence?
Stop the spoilers I got to watch after work.
Wait, actually?
I got a new job aware.
I'm going to position a personal use of the Romanian authorities in the report,
I vote to pursue international enforcement.
If you go to the EU, they could extradite them to Romania?
For president?
Jack, I feel like they'll actually enforce though, no?
Am I wrong?
I think it's something that has a chance of actually enforcing.
Two's?
Come on, obviously.
Check these out.
Okay, okay, wow.
First thought?
Hard actually.
Transhiting the game.
Like it's like, you need a banjo for those.
Don't shoot.
Okay, hold on.
Hear me out.
Chat, you put those out, we'll just start the back end.
Chat, you know what the little star chat?
The little, look, spinner wheel?
Like the cowboy shit?
That's hard.
The spur.
You need a banjo for those.
Don't shoot.
Crazy.
Those are crazy.
She's gotta go home, home, on the range with it.
Wow.
You're in 20, 20, 30, 20, 38 with those.
These are cheese.
Come on, girls, it's over.
Can't open these.
Nah, obviously, I know that.
This is the real thing.
Okay, hold on.
Just guys, the abominable snowman.
Oh, they're hard.
This guy's trying to tell me.
These aren't even bad.
Market you gotta keep the ankles warm
I see
Okay, I'm not kidding. What about a friend chat shoes with like tarantula legs on them like just small not big ones
It's like small, but isn't really you know what I mean?
Think about it
Are you a yes, man, bro
What? No, like, no, I'm supporting my brother, obviously.
If you're going there, I'm going with you.
Let me stop playing on you. These are it.
These candies.
The candies?
These are the ones.
Cheek! These are the candies!
The candy man's home. Ow, oh.
Um, Jeff, these would go hard with his sex shirt.
It was candy cane. Like, if it was candy cane, like, you know, the red white,
Like a layered thing
That's all the candy man's home. Oh, oh wait, that's got a cavity
Someone called a dentist like oh my goodness, bro. Not many people are gonna be copping us off the shelves
And you like give me that like are you dumb? Are you stupid or are you dumb? Which one like these are fire flames?
Like I need these days. So what other colors?
Yeah, it's funny skip that video over there. Well, they all did it like it 20% tell me this is crazy
They're hard. Wow. Are these my parents?
Shady open it up 20% and I think it was gonna funny
Let the air somebody somebody tell Fox News that you can make the fucking oh I can
44 months still no kids really to this
in republic dominican republic emoji been watching you for years and your
streams always make my days better just wanted to send some support and let you
know you've got fans all the way out here stay let you say the major republic
a very cool man very cool one day of visitor um yeah I once met a guy in a
mcdonald's bathroom who told me he was so obsessed with your story my actions
My parents on vacation and the shake weight glued to his I'm not I'm not like I said
I actually sent my my my whole family on a in a house in the middle of a
Last year for like a fucking like two weeks for the vacation. It's cool. They enjoyed a lot. It's very nice country
It's real story. I didn't go because I don't want to go as it's about to do
QC yeah, yeah, all right
Okay
Okay, let's get okay. Okay. Let's get okay. We're capping
Joe Bartolome really I
Mean first up in it's all good, uh, but it's good. We're pretty good. Um, I
Think you're showing more versatility. It could be nice as in gold. Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, this is a good list
Chad, this is this is a this is a pretty good list. I'm not I
I don't think it's a bad list, I don't think it's a bad list per se.
I think it's a great list.
It's mostly objective and part opinionated, which is what it should be.
That's cool.
Chad, what is that?
Is that the stage one rocket?
Are they going to boost things further out?
Dude.
Haha, cock funny, like dick joke, cool man, like funny, I guess.
That's not cool.
Also, is that X, right?
Is that X, right?
Yo.
What is that, the red stuff?
Read the screen.
There was AFK chat is playing.
Oh, chat is playing.
Chat, you know that you do chat for this,
for this, a site rent for a stream?
They should have, if there's 10 things on the stream
that's labeled, that 10 things, like all these ORs,
they should be number, one, two, three, four, right?
And the chat should be able to vote
the what's node they're going to go to next in the chat and have like a live voting segment
like what?
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
Do you want to talk to them about it?
Sure.
Let me tell you about my sporting experience.
I was asleep.
I was so asleep.
I did not want to get up.
And these policemen came in the door,
the prettiest policewoman I've ever seen, the beautiful eyes.
So sweet.
But I think she could kick about as she needed to.
She was so sweet.
And they walked me out.
And I didn't know what was going on.
But it was kind of fun.
It was.
Yeah.
And what kind of fun?
Yeah.
Don't say that.
My kids and my grandkids and my kid, they were hugging me.
You know, you can't get that much attention normally.
So what happens to grandma, but he's nice and chill,
whatever?
What happens to me?
I get pulled on the ground and, oh,
what's the time you eat and food?
How many drugs have you taken today?
Should I like that?
I like it.
Really good?
Oh, I want you to hug us.
What happens to me?
I get this shit into everything.
It's fun.
And then I got to ride in the police car.
I've never been in a police car before. Dr. Rodney and the police car.
Oh my God, the cheese you made me poo us.
Simgna buzz.
And then it's all over.
Simgna.
So I thought, well, I got to go to bed.
Oh, that's awful.
Ooh, it's a good listen.
Jamesy Speed, Ronaldo, PBM, right?
No, I mean, it's a good listen.
I think agent actually earned his spot in the list.
I think he has pretty creative segment
that a lot of people wouldn't do
because they wouldn't see him through.
And I'll give you some props.
I think he does do those segments
and I gotta respect that.
It's how you get gems of segments
is when you pursue the segments that could be bad
but you just go with it anyway, right?
It's very elaborate.
I gotta respect that.
I gotta respect that.
What?
What are you going to agree with then?
What are you going to...
How do we put a kid on their list?
Because K-Jall plays mostly League and that community is very tight and very in their own corner.
Like...
You need to give an example.
Not a lot of people have transcended it from League of Legends to variety overall as string.
because the community hates anything else but league.
Do that play league, usually only play league.
And let me tell you this, most of them that play league,
they'll play other games and the chat is miserable.
It makes me questioning it.
Yo, I've been here for 15 years.
I've seen people play league,
they were some of the first termers after a while, okay?
And a lot of them quit entirely
because the chat was so fucking abysmal
and nobody wanted to watch anything else but league.
It's one of the harder games to translate out of.
So it's like Pedro doesn't make those lists,
is that people outside of the league
don't really know me and give me this credit.
I always give me this credit.
I think it's a big viewers and big interests.
I think anybody who gets interest from any place
is skilled in what they do.
Yeah, there's a lot of watch parties, whatever,
but that's still a skill, though.
You know, making the tax system more progressive.
How about we start by having the nurse and queens
not pay taxes?
True.
Why is somebody, at all,
Why is a nurse in Queens, who mixed?
Nurse, fireman, people who work in foundational blocks
of society, like the absolute, the things that we absolutely
need for the nation to do good.
These guys should not pay any taxes, okay?
They should not pay any taxes, flat out.
I mean, it is what it is.
Streamers, I mean, because the children go to school
and all that, they learn and all that, right?
They need to chill out at home.
Streamers, streamers worry, we're here for them.
so that they could chill, it's the only way to relax them.
So, swimmers as well, no other jobs,
like nurses, firemen, doctors, shit like that, swimmers.
$75,000 a year, paying more than $1,000 a month in taxes.
That's $1,000 a month that could help
the vendor grocery.
Construction workers should have all insurance
paid for across all different health departments.
We're talking, we're talking dental, physical, mental,
because if they don't build the bridge,
you don't go to the island.
Okay, that sounds really fucked in the current world events,
but if they don't build the highway,
you don't go anywhere.
You know what I mean?
Is there anything?
And so, and by the way,
do you know what that all adds up to?
The bottom half of income earners in this country,
only three percent of the taxes. It's only three percent. Exactly. Okay, hold on a chat.
There's a new product that he's promoting soon, Jack, because I think he's too basic.
Hold on. He says the old clown double-edgedro. Jack, this has to be some PR check. I mean,
why is he talking? Hold on. You said it again? The bottom half of income earners in this country
pay only three percent of the taxes. Yes. It's only three percent. We can find three percent.
So, we don't have, it's a small amount of money for the government, you know, that.
And really, the more I thought about it, to me, it's kind of absurd that we're doing this.
You know, we shouldn't be asking this nurse and queens to...
Jack, realistically, it might be a weird take, and I don't know if the economics are
People should only pay taxes on everything that it comes after price of life, okay?
Like, you know the necessities like food, shelter, all of that, right?
The amount that is projected for you to cost for life, you should be taxed after that.
Anything before that should be taxed.
Because why would you cripple the people that aren't making anybody profit or themselves profit?
Like, tax a profit, this is what people will perform more.
Why cripple the people that could go somewhere?
Like, the people that aren't all the way up there, they're getting there, right?
Why would you cripple them better?
I'd be asking this nurse and queens to send money to Washington.
They shouldn't be sending her.
People talk about, you know, making the tax system more progressive.
How about we start by having the nurse and Queens not pay taxes?
Yeah, yeah, I'll agree with this for sure for sure and I'm not being either. I mean, I agree with this
The boys this winner is a hate Elon Musk
But I don't give a shit, I mean it's it's it's it's a show that it does jokes. I mean
Wait, no shot, true?
Why did, wait, did that kid actually get killed in the show, I didn't see, well it's not
the show but maybe it was the bandit.
Once you're there, you can take the lead to stream it.
Yeah, I think once you're there, you can take the lead to stream it.
It's always increasing taxes, and what's going on?
We're using the taxes. We get already efficiently.
You're just a chud-soy.
I'm not chud-ing it. I'm not chud-ing it.
Yeah, of course, I should use the taxi app.
I mean, why not both?
I always say you should use taxes better.
I don't know if I can talk about that.
I'm gonna go back to this.
You can take the lead to stream it full time.
Yeah, I think once you hit 100 viewers and get Twitch partner,
you could definitely be a full-time streamer.
If you have a hundred viewers on Twitch and you're streaming let's say six days a week for like three hours of stream
Whoa, I make
Two to three thousand a month, which is like you could definitely stream full time
Which getting there sounds totally reasonable maybe more on this. It's not
Whoa, whoa, okay. Hold on a minute. Okay. Okay chat chat. He wanted to say this is your year set
And let me check let me click you on this a little bit again
People that have been around the block
and people that have their shit locked down, right?
At like 150 viewers, maybe,
because a lot of these guys,
they have their high impact on their viewers, right?
And in terms of sponsors.
And you can get a lot out of that amount of yours.
A lot of the sponsors that people get,
a lot of the campaigns are given to people
that have like 150 to 200 viewers.
Most good sponsors are going to go that 200 viewers
because it's high impact, right?
Like it actually works.
And they stack a bunch of them,
look at all the viewers,
look at the bottom panel on their stream.
They have like seven sponsors
because they're achieving high impacts and why not, right?
So they can make a lot of money.
But a newer guy, is that other viewers do do it.
Or most of the other, not really do do it.
Like just know, you're there.
You can definitely just streaming full time.
Yeah, I think once you hit 100 viewers
and get Twitch partner, you could definitely be a full time.
Yeah, I said this like really there.
As long as you're streaming every day, yeah, for sure.
You could make,
Jeff, Jeff, at 300, I think you can,
if you go down a little bit and maintain it,
you have a lot more to work with.
100 viewers can go down and disappear overnight,
like in a few days.
I used to stream 125 viewers in French.
Jeff, I was making $8 a day, like, come on, bro.
Yeah, the ads were bad back in the days.
I'm thinking less than $10 a day on 100 of your Megan Dicks.
I mean, I'm not, I'm dead.
I'm not.
But that was way back in the day, so.
I don't think that's gonna happen.
I don't know if it's gonna happen.
I don't think that's gonna happen.
I don't think that's gonna happen.
I don't wanna be talking about that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't wanna be talking about that.
I don't think that's gonna happen.
Crinch.
There was just crickets, like, yeah.
What was that?
I like what happens here.
I'll never be an Arsenal fan.
I mean, I don't give a shit.
That thing I have a parlor, that thing just throws and I mean they owe me money so I mean, no, sorry.
NASA's a joke. Repent before God y'all. I see through your lies. I know you never went to space
God's watching you
When minecraft speed runs excuse the LLX QC LLX QC
China's not ready a
Different guy
I mean yeah, I don't know these great statements
Okay, true. Yeah
Channels in this chat one time chat I was in British Airways
Is lady woke me up
Asked me about winter 20 streams when you play buddy. I had this whole fucking bedded down
And I go add my whole ass at you can like the slippers on and and the fucking and and the
other comforter right and she woke me up to ask me about some fucking dinner I mean really
um that that's that's cap I mean that's that's all
Well, kinda true, I guess.
I agree with you.
I think the boys could have been a lot more outdoors events.
Events, you know, I mean I think they happen like outside of like the rooms of the of the of the show
SG without free throws, I know that it's who's FGA
Oh
That was nice
It is my force the opponent when they when the fucking when the champion one do you want it and now this is where the fucking ending
I think he's out there.
That's what's happened.
Battle, battle, battle pass.
Uh, what is that?
This log is designed to be...
I don't know, I'm watching this, Loki.
But I've said that before.
Twice I've tried to do it.
Yeah, well I've watched this.
But, um, it looks decent.
Looks decent.
fiber that's that's insane there was one call for a hundred thousand dollars
but that wasn't even fiber that's that's insane that's it I mean I'll pay
Hey, oh my god, what?
You'll pay $100,000.
$100,000, wait, let me get a math.
$100,000 divided by six, because the six of us,
I would pay that.
I would pay $16,000 to get Wi-Fi for what, a year?
Only the Wi-Fi and the internet?
I would do that.
Bro, fiber is worth it.
That's not even counting the monthly payment on it.
Chad, because they have to bring the whole thing up there.
They have to get the technology
and dig the fucking holes and shit
and actually bring the wires all the way up.
Bro, it's right in the hills, it's shit.
It's garbage, buddy.
Like, it's what it is.
Which is what 5K month.
There was one call for $100,000,
but that wasn't even fiber, and there's no way in there.
Also, also, the Phillycom company, Chad,
they should front the cost.
It's their, they will sell to all the customers in the area.
It's their jobs of the infrastructure.
Why shouldn't they ask the fucking,
the singular people to pay for the infrastructure?
It's your fucking job.
I'm not sure I'm just gonna
worry about shit hot netted next to two grandpas
on the plane.
That's the true story.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I was in the middle seat,
grandpa on my left,
I mean my right grandpa on my left.
I'm just sleeping.
I had to pass out, bro.
I was tired, I didn't sleep.
I had a mean-ass dream, but oh God, no.
I'm giving her strokes ahead of me.
I'm not going to wake up my nigga.
Shit, I just busted one off.
It's a true story, money.
I might start sharing the story.
All right.
weekend still
Holy shit
We're gonna race is that that looks like fun. No
I was that
What?
What car is that?
GT V8
Was that not penalty? Did you not go both wheels off?
Uh, what was that? That's an expert.
Nazo had an avatar. Um, where as oh, yeah, yeah, no, he has to be outside.
He has to be off the Kermintan entirely. I forgot.
Um, live news events. Very cool. Long-term mission. Habitat.
Well, sure.
Our car races are actually crazy
No, I know they are.
I mean, you didn't use the remix that I didn't do.
You can use the bass song, maybe, but you use the remix, so it has all the alterations on it, like you can hear it.
Did I check that track with the fucking sausage, like fucking banked turns? I didn't think he would break the car, no?
No?
You did not hear that? I don't even call like that very much.
Hey, look, Jenin's doing it.
I don't even think I like that.
All right.
Um...
All right, bro.
I'm gonna keep it a stack with y'all.
Eight dollars be adding up, and if you ain't got it,
it you ain't got it that's life yo Mac with the five preset you Mac you won't
talk about it's only eight dollars a month now everybody got eight dollars a
month so what's what about it so you got eight dollars a month okay if you got
like that give give ten people who ain't got no some of some did since you
got it like that holy holy oh you got oh it's only eight dollars a month gift a
100 people who ain't got no sub or sub did.
You got it like that.
Go ahead.
Mr. Money, Mr. Money back.
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It's very subjective on the why and what it does, whatever, right?
And I think you can be a top shimmer in the most dog shit way possible, and it's still
a top shimmer.
It's what you do.
It's what you do.
I remember spending 37 days in jail proposing a Charlie Kirk meme on Facebook, I just won
800,000 dollars settlement.
He claimed the arrest by his first amendment rights.
Well, yeah.
I mean, Chad, did you pick a never?
High X.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was it?
Sharing memes on Facebook about, yeah,
But what's the meme though?
Tell you what you can't.
But what's the meme though?
Like if you post a meme on Facebook, that's to be honest, yeah, a meme, yeah, you would
have to see what it is.
Yeah.
Amen.
Oh, we just watched that.
Hi everyone.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, the mic buzzed.
What the fuck?
I was in my lobby.
Oh, yeah, because I was in a race.
What?
Like, what a fucking moron.
What is this?
Is that the meme?
Uh...
Huh? Ashley?
I'm confused.
That's radio.
Good clip.
Anyway, um, Chas, Chas, let me just video chat, like, like, the, like, the, the, the, the,
the clip is unfold.
One, one thing to Tano here, the internet's busiest music nerd, and it's time for a review
of these new drinkers.
We don't care what's the number.
It was the number of honor and Habib T rapper singer was a number writer
Which but the intentions going into these albums even if they are a little bit shorter and more scant than what ice man
Had to offer the energy here is a lot more palatable and enjoyable. Okay, so what we got on ice man
Transition have you get drugs with the birds that have a lo-fi distorted flavor to them
Yeah, Drake is like really doing some kind of alt rock shit here, and it's really description. Yeah description
Minivon is a six out of ten
Okay, I mean, I'm okay with that
Chat I think it's a better review
Of all that
It's a bit of a review
The clerk is entered at default on the court docket as of the morning. There's lots of lawsuits
Um, oh an entry of default is a procedural step and does not mean party is officially lost also
But all a procedure entry of default a clerk is is interlocutary step that court may set aside a good cause fountain is enter
I know what that means
Is that Jack doesn't need you do when when when when you're winning or what?
What the fuck is you talking about?
What the fuck is this?
I'm sorry, bro.
I wasn't thinking about it.
I'm trying to figure out what this dude said.
Like, Burger King.
I run into the Iceman.
What's a nice man?
Now I'm hot and cold.
What the fuck is you talking about?
What the fuck is this?
I'm sorry.
How many chants are hard-line?
Wait, what?
What's Wade mode?
what's wade mode
sir you can't park over there
okay
Lift drivers reportedly attempted to charge riders
$75 damage fee by using AI-generated image
of fake methods in a vehicle.
I don't know if there's other bottom rights.
That's fucking stupid.
Okay, I think a lot of these methods
are gonna start happening.
I think it's gonna get really bad
on all these AI customer support methods
or whatever it's gonna get dog shit.
We're gonna have to use AI customer supports
like counter, like counterstimaz, the unit.
Yeah, it already is though.
["Countdown to the World"]
A few years ago, I was wondering
was there to win as bad as you kind of go?
And his name was,
maybe she wrote it down.
No, I can't spell it.
All right.
Or is it like what is it?
Okay
I guess.
I don't get that mad at games these days.
You know what I actually do.
I actually do.
I actually do.
I actually do.
I actually do.
It's just a meme at the way so
Just see could you elaborate please I think I think miniature are lost on what that is
Wait what?
Wait what?
Is this Sgt.
Sgt.
Vycors performing stunts on a busy road.
He initiates a traffic stop.
He doesn't realize they have no attention to cooperating.
especially one team who will do anything to flaunt the stunts right in front of them.
Wait.
What is this? Have this lady go?
It's a fake laser.
Oh that's, wait, that's takeable.
That's-
Wait, that's, that's, that's takeable.
three sport bikes popping wheelies and riding on their rear tires.
But as he initiates a traffic stop, he has no idea the pursuit is about to
stretch across counties and that one team biker in particular has no
intention of stopping.
It's why they need a gun that like Batman,
Soon the three-bytes extend the room with a tracker and the sergeant notes down two license plates while the third a black bike has no tag
Jack a small piece of gun almost right
With it which all it has is a tracker and you just put it on like under the seat or something like that
You just you just put on your thumb you go bang
I'm just watching three motorcycles
He's got a tag on it, we'll run, he went 12F for a moment,
we'll get you to the last race,
but I just wanna see if I can get him.
What, they have it?
Okay, let's go.
The plate on a gray bike, readings will run.
Will run, the plate on a gray bike, readings will run,
stands out because the sergeant recognizes it
as the same vehicle that it fled from deputies
during bike week, it'll just one week earlier
from March 3rd.
What the fuck is a bike?
The T-Riding that bike is 19 year old Ashton and just like before he has no intention of stopping already setting his plane in motion the moment he realizes the sergeant is following them.
going down.
All right, Jay, he's got the small truck handlebars now to go through the vehicles and shit.
Yeah, it looks like it's Debbie ILL.
Are you in?
Are you in?
Are you in?
Are you in?
Where are the bars?
There's a guy who does this shit, and he has these really small bars.
I thought he came in and he came in through your way.
But Ashton and another biker quickly sense the sergeant's intentions and take off before he can stop them, leaving the third rider behind.
It's so cool, bro. Holy, so cool.
I mean, it's just lame.
Okay, okay, they don't even want him to crash, because if they crash though, they hit like
some, some single mom, a giant to work, whatever, right?
Like they're going to feel the guilt that they killed them.
I'm thinking about that.
I'll give you the microphone.
Right, it's awful.
All right.
We'll run guys.
We've got a license.
We've got a license.
I've got one of them.
Robert's license registration insurance card.
What did I do?
I want you to do a wheelie on Dunlop with her on the back.
I've got the license.
I've got the car.
I've got the jack.
I've got the jack.
I've got them.
I've got them.
Who's the guy you're riding next to?
I don't know them.
So you stop the bill?
I'm all three, Bill.
What's that?
You go ahead and pick up the bill.
What you gonna do when she dies?
If you go too far and she falls off the back.
That's like a $1,200 ticket.
Now you want it.
That's why I'm not really, but the world runs on it.
That's got it.
I'm close to grabbing it.
So you're the wheelie with the wheelie.
With her on the back.
How old are you?
How old are you?
But for Ashton, simply escaping the police isn't enough.
He wants to show them how hard it is to catch him.
And he turns back to put on a show.
Oh my God, bro.
I'm just pulling the wall on real quick, that's what you're talking about, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
So I got all the slang down the shit for your voice cracks from the police by the police
stupid ass like, like, fuck you.
Nah, nothing on me, just a little bit homie, like, no, shut up, bitch.
Oh, there, right there.
They cannot be that many registered bikes of that kind in that county.
I didn't think they could not be.
They could do some research and they could get them easy.
the off-duty lieutenant decides to take off.
How many people that are 20 years old or lower in that county
to have that biking?
It's probably three of them.
After Ashton and his companion, the sergeant
decides to stay back to gather as much information as he can
from the third rider, hoping to learn where the group might
be headed and where they can find Ashton.
You know he'll be back.
Oh, he'll be going for the country?
I don't know.
These guys don't know.
I'm trying to get her one over here.
Are you good with him?
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just going to write your whole name.
I'm really thinking so I will write it up soon.
I want more than 60 cents or a whole lot of it.
But once isn't enough, an action decides to return to Rubb's escape skills in the face of the police.
Again?
Is this that clip where I get him?
Damn, long, long, long. You didn't have to come at me.
Clear, clear.
What are these weird screams there?
You're not a bird, man.
And we're cruise now westbound.
So then...
And we're cruise now westbound.
Like that.
Don't kill it.
It's happening.
It's happening, yeah?
It's gonna stay for a while now.
one's a black one.
New check.
How long is the last part?
I'll go for him black. How nice.
So listen man, no bullsh**. You know this guy?
Oh, David must know.
I was got gas,
but uh,
some like, some repair or something.
I'm sure the car is on a pretty, um,
a pretty good one.
I don't know if that's what I'm saying.
Yo, yo, yo, really man?
What the fuck in with that with the horn really?
Okay, this guy legalize easy
This is maybe children take care of it or they will suspend your driver's license at your key back
You need to understand something man. That was extremely done
You want to go out with yourself, don't run your bike into a tree, but when you have somebody on the back, they'll look for a screw.
What? What? He's in what?
You need to knock it off. Next time it may not be as nice.
Okay?
Yeah. Thank you, sir.
The sergeant finds out that the group was headed to a convenience store in Daytona Beach.
As more units are alerted about Ashton and his companion, several deputies join the chase,
but they don't yet realize that despite their best efforts, this pursuit is far from over.
I'm talking, I'll be following through the two motorcycles and I do not have a radio with me.
Yes, sir?
Sir, I'm working my way up to you.
I'm gonna come up lips and in case they decide to spin back around down here
Want to crash my car either
Yeah, that's what I wanted to go on well.
What's it being, off duty?
Stop, stop that.
You're fucked if you're sitting in one of these.
All right.
I never get live bites.
We do actually get the bites.
They just didn't last long.
The apology board right now states turning up.
They put up the LBJ right now.
You'd be surprised if the bites are bad for a lot of reasons.
Bites.
They tend to pull over a lot.
They tend to escape a lot.
And they tend to not face a lot.
with the lieutenant already in pursuit of Ashton.
The teen appears more thrilled by the chase
than anything else, weaving dangerously
through traffic at high speeds and putting
the lives of others on the road at risk.
Hey, who's that?
Hey, then, well, you can surprise me.
Actually, UK is going to adopt these in a lot of ways,
but they're going to take the whole bikes.
They actually fucking wrapped the bikes down.
I don't think they still do it, but there's a different kind
of a four-year-old, I think, that they got mad at it,
because Bill was doing so a lot of driving on the bikes,
I can show you, I can show you the video.
Please, let's do this.
It wasn't the one time, it was a bunch, you'll see what I'm showing you.
I knew it dude, I'm way down, there's a bomb.
Oh man, there he's got it.
Hold on.
I'm the most one, is the video that explains it?
Should I do the video that explains it?
The guy on the other side of it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Bang.
We caught on camera a collision course, a motorcycle driver crashing right into the
back of the state trooper, but-
No, no.
Okay, uh, maybe kick heads it.
Yeah, there's a bunch, there's just one guy.
I'm telling you there's a bunch of them
But there's a montage has like
Holy shit
We're gonna start running it. We're gonna throw it. Are you?
How is that?
Okay, fuck
That was a fucking dog shit.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it might as well.
I'd say it might as well.
Yeah, just to be safe.
Yeah.
As Ashton and the other bikers stop at a gas station, the Lieutenant quickly catches up
and attempts to block the black bike with a ticket.
When did he use the ticket?
Ashton and his friend manage to flee.
Only one of the bikers is left.
The Lieutenant quickly catches up and attempts to block the black bike with a ticket.
When did he use the ticket?
and his friend managed to flee, only making the situation worse.
We've been southbound from the 268 on the new park.
We haven't passed the motorcycle yet, so they likely to get off that.
So we're going to take you to Danny, smile.
We're here, Adam.
Lucky, one's fleeing out of the parking lot.
Once we loop them back around the parking lot,
if I get to the additional unit.
I still got a wheel run in the parking lot.
If I can get a additional unit here,
we can get him off this bike.
We're here in Asia, right now, up here in St. Louis.
We're on.
And soon, a Volusia County Sheriff's Officer helicopter, Air One, locates Ashton on I-4,
driving recklessly and running multiple red lights.
We should have a GoPro on his head and a bike as a concrete gray flat.
Yeah, go pull over the head.
Looks like he's got some red writing on the back of that hoodie.
Red wheels.
Nah, that's the T-Shirt or something though.
Yeah, now, uh, pause there, let's see, we're passing the runway coming up.
Aaron is cool, man, I like that. I like that it's a flat one, it's, I think it's special.
Aaron, you're running the red light through ISB.
He has some quick turning on, I think, you know?
Ocean 30's got eyes on him.
Still westbound.
Okay, is that ISB?
Sure, but Aaron comes out, it's usually GG.
It's gonna be much better.
I mean, in real life, man.
In real life, like, in places like those needs to be achieved.
I'm not gonna know what they're doing here.
I'm not gonna know what they're doing here.
As most responding deputies lose sight of Ashton, Air 1 continues to track his every move,
guiding units on the ground to his location.
But even with constant eyes on him, deputies know the only way to catch him is if he stops somewhere.
A possibility that for now seems almost nonexistent.
See, he's mostly doing the alien.
Air 1's got him, so...
Jeff, if nobody's doing any sense of it, it's one thousand air to the outruns there for sure.
Right at Williamson, now, Williamson ISP, still westbound.
He's doing about 130, and he's pulling away from us.
Yeah, I see.
Yeah, well the camera reaches a lot farther, so we're doing our best here.
How is everything white?
Can I go over to the general line?
To the KGBL there?
Okay, he's turning to westbound Walnut Crest Run.
Yeah, you know what's sad, you know what's sad with, um,
is that USN should have more runabouts, and Florida has runabouts.
But you know what, also, Florida people don't know how you runabouts.
They're useless.
They turn into a westbound ball and they press ground.
We need more rundowns.
We go 10 to rundowns.
So the dumbness is all we can do.
He becomes worse.
Seminole County.
And authorities in Volusia County alerted Sanford police officers to be on the lookout.
With multiple units now joining the chase, they begin to close in, waiting for Ashton
to stop.
But he knows they're after him and still has one last trick up his sleeve.
Wait, what?
Yeah, he doesn't know where he's going.
He's making a U-turn.
That'll be 40 minutes.
Pursuit is on.
I'll authorize him.
He needs an obstacle.
Wait.
Raise his hand, what is he doing?
He threw something, no?
He's driving into the woods.
Walnut Ridge Street.
Willow Bay Ridge Street.
Nothing comes that way.
Yeah, if you want to go ahead and get them up.
Alert to everyone.
Alert, good.
We are going to a fire, we can head over there now.
What was the last street you guys are at?
Where?
301 Willow Bay Ridge Street. He's in the woods right off the road
Yeah
Dude it's pretty thick I haven't got anybody leave the bike yet. He might still be with it
All right, he's back out
Yeah, we'll come back there if we have to but we're gonna
Wilson Bay Court now.
What are you feeling?
I could be wrong, but when they use it a lot, it gets caught.
It acts as a cool event.
As Seminole County's helicopters take over tracking Ashton's movements,
Sanford officers don't yet realize they're closer than ever to catching his ass,
as soon as he makes an unexpected stop.
Vigil on the bike, it's still eastbound.
What is that? A fuel drop on the ground?
Towards HCA.
At French, just ran the light at French, going Westbound 46.
Alright, he's at 7-Eleven, he's probably out of gas.
Look at how hot the mark is.
Alright, black hoodie, get back on the bike, tan pants, black helmet, white bike, whitish grey bike.
Coming back out, he's at the left turn lane, 6-Eleven, French.
Sorry, French. Maybe it stalls out over here, but this is why I like this.
Great, I'll let you go, Jerry.
That's why you're going to keep them on.
Alright. Somebody just tried to step out with them. He stopped at second and oak.
Get off the bike! Get off the bike! Get off the bike!
Get off the bike! Get off the bike!
Get off the bike!
I'm cooperating. I'll just get you in.
Oh, shut up.
Get off the bike, y'all.
Get off the chain, I gave up.
I gave up.
Down, down, down, down, down.
I gave up.
I'm going to pick you up.
You messed up, bro.
I'm going to pick you up.
You messed up.
I'm going to pick you up.
It doesn't matter, bro.
You're playing big boy games.
True.
I mean, true, yeah.
Playing stupid games, man.
So I love what they say.
Yep, you're done, bro.
It's like an adult.
No, bro, you're going to play and put knives at risk?
You going to call your mom?
No, we ain't doing none of that.
That's cute.
That's cute.
Well run. Look at that.
Hold it.
Look at that. What's what I'm going to say about that?
We'll get caught.
You've got to go, bro. We're going to take that as evidence.
Tell her to, uh, Volusia, take out one skirt.
Bring them up. Come on.
Hurry up. Bring the legs in.
Chad.
Okay.
Oh, thank you.
Chad, if he's going to do the whole taunting, three rounds of taunting, and laughing, and recording, and all that,
I mean, you guys know I'm business.
I mean, giving up and trying to sit in here and get ready to do all that.
Come on, bro.
I'm secure.
I'm secure.
I'm just a kid.
I'm just a kid.
several times.
Look at all of them.
You might as well be on multiple counts.
Multiple counts.
Y'all don't store the bag because there's no knowledge.
If you're about to air one,
you're stressing with no evidence.
Yeah, I was trying to like wave a cop.
Oh.
I wish they'd have done that.
You could have just straight lined it.
Yeah, I'll try to wave to that cop.
What about when you and I know what he's doing?
Oh, he didn't get it.
Okay, he didn't do it.
So it's not even that you're on the way.
You know where it's being towed?
I don't have that information but I can get that for you.
It has to be towed?
Yes, sir.
No, Jack.
Again, also, here's a good take.
If you flee people like this, whatever, the bike should go to charity or something like
that.
Either chop the bike down or give it some charity or something like that.
He's that real one crushing
I mean, like what was he like aware or did you guys see what's corner?
I'm like he was well aware. Yes, cuz I mean when he's riding when he has his helmet
I know he doesn't that that's no excuse. He was well aware that we were behind
Where are you taking him right now? That's a tiny poke. It's uh
one hundred and two twenty five, uh,
as some of the way the cold correctional field
facility in the city of San Francisco.
Johnny Polk? Yes, ma'am.
And then what, what happened from there?
Like, what do I need to do?
Uh, like I said, I'd need to help.
Is there a bunch of shit right here?
I'm doing it all the time.
Someone has charges on them and
Blue set also has charges on them.
So I'm pretty sure who out there
will be a hold in place.
So you can pay the bond for us,
We'll also have the bond for Seminole and we'll also have the bond for Seminole.
It's a good bike, but I'm just saying it.
It's a good bike.
It's a good bike.
I said, like, it's a lot of money just to be doing some illegal shit there.
Um, I mean, and she's talking to Dad because we thought we can get your bike and have Dad
because he's much like all the places that he can fit.
But they won't let us take it.
Like, they said she'll stay with it while I go get Dad, but they said that I didn't have to help.
So we have to, like, you know.
I think I have, I think I have Roboss's phone number in my phone.
I mean you can tell that the panning is garbage.
Like, the most we're looking for excuses or whatever.
Like, like, it's just trashin'.
I'm pretty sure that you're gonna have a hold.
That behavior can strip them home though.
So, we'll see what's gonna happen.
I'm just gonna stay out this area.
This is zero risk authority.
I know you can barely hear me right now, but just know I love you a lot.
And I'll see you here soon.
I will. Please wait for me.
Now is you have charges here because you entered our county and you have charges out of the
Luscia because it started in Fair County and that sounds annoying.
So it's pretty much you have double the charges and their county has their own process.
Our county has its own process.
Are you like going to school for anything?
For what?
Oh, yes, I have anybody here.
They've been going looking at us.
Yeah, that's happened.
Yeah, that's happened.
Did they come to State College?
Well, I got, like, this firefighter.
Just stop it.
Just stop it.
Yeah, I don't know how firefighters are going to go,
because the thing about firefighters, like, first responder jobs,
they want to see your history and the time in between.
So I would say it'll probably take at least, like, five years or so
before they feel like you've changed, like, your past.
You're the officer that I put my hands up to and said I gave up?
Yeah, well first you're asking me what happens if I give up and you start kind of circling me.
I didn't want to pull the stop yet. I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to do.
Okay.
Yeah, well you still got to go down to the ground.
Well it's because the motorcycle, that's why I was like turning off the bike.
The motorcycle was still on. You still had full capability to try to drive away.
I think you'll be surprised if we get to the ground.
Jeff, generally if you could gamble with the government and say like, okay,
expunge my shit, but if I do something criminal in the next 10 years,
okay, I get a 10x on sentence and fine.
Yesterday we had a guy in a stolen car that I tried to stop and he's spent due downtown.
Okay, let's circle around this guy. I'm gonna give him a hug.
I don't know what you're doing. Okay?
Okay, and you had multiple chances to stop because we're like all in different corners
when you passed all of us going highway to see.
I don't want to be a bad kid, I don't want to be a bad kid and ruin my future.
Like if I get caught for shopping thing, I get lashed.
I said, ISB, I got out of my truck to try and stop him and he fled.
I was able to snag one of the guys though that was with him that was also doing a wheelie.
So while I was writing him a ticket, your son and another motorcyclist that was with him
decided to ride back from wherever they had fled to
into the intersection of Williamson and International Speedway Boulevard doing
circles in the intersection, taunting us to come chase them. He then fled again.
This doesn't sound like him, but I mean I'm not sure it's all.
Then, when another deputy tried to stop him because they located him at Bucky's in the
parking lot, he fled from that lieutenant. And eventually the helicopter got on top of
and he decided to drive over I-4 at over 130 miles an hour, blowing through red lights,
blowing through red lights, in and out of traffic, and lo and behold he ends up over here where
I-4, I-4, he, he, please don't, okay, I'm gonna stop.
Oh, yo, yo, I would tweak those.
Once he got to the speedway, he just started going, he was blowing through all the red lights
and once he got, you know, if you take speedway towards this direction, it merges onto I-4,
I for then he got an eye for and he did basically what the max speed of the bike was because
he's out running our helicopter.
But they got elevations, they were able to keep everything in video and keep a surprise
of where he was at.
So that's the deal.
So he gets over here and I guess at some point they get him pinned in and he's now
riding circles around the officers over here like a smart ass.
But do you think he was scared?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think he's stupid here, you know,
How outrageous, Pandan!
He's fleeing the police.
You're trying to make excuses for him.
He's being stukaed tonight.
He's lucky he didn't kill himself or somebody else.
I agree with that.
If this is what happened, I agree with that.
If this is what... It's all on video!
I don't... I don't...
Jack, Jack, I would get scolded even if I didn't do it.
The fact that my parents would have to drive there.
I would have been in trouble.
Even if I was completely innocent, I'd still be fucked over.
Pindy D.
I believe that he was probably scared and just wanted so he was so scared that he decided to do circles in the middle of international
Speedway Boulevard taunting us to come chase him question, ma'am. Why do you think he has a tag on his vehicle?
I think he has a tag on his vehicle that says, will run.
Good.
I think he likes a joke.
Okay, and you, you, you, you've been driving a motorbike.
That makes sense why he is how he is.
Yeah, you're not supposed to have any other tag
that you can show on your vehicle.
This isn't a joke, and I will tell you, for people like him,
it's a culture.
This is what they do.
They post on YouTube of running from your car.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, where did that tag on your bike come from?
That tag I ordered it.
You ordered it?
Where'd you order it from Amazon?
Amazon and then you put the will run on it is coming with the little letters you put on it
It just comes like this comes like that. Where's your regular tag?
Probably at my house
So why do you have that tag on there? Not your regular tag?
Do you think that's kind of funny that you put a tag on your bike that says will run and then you run from the police?
I just need a clip on Instagram that had the same things. I love you funny
I see that so let me ask this question
So all those go pros that you have on you
that we're going to get a search warrant for
and go through all the video on them.
How many times have you run from the police on those videos?
None. None?
You're sure about that?
Because I know for a fact you ran a week ago
from one of our other deputies.
That bike with you on it.
I know.
There should be no doubt on that.
It's not if you don't like that.
Okay.
Okay.
Given that Ashton committed the crimes across Volusia and Seminole counties, he's charged
with going, fleeing it.
Oh, oh my, yo, Jack, Florida starter pack, holy, holy.
Attempting to elude times five.
Attempting fleeing eluding at high speed times two.
Over the line fleeing.
Attempting to elude times three.
Possession of a counterfeited license plate.
Over the line possession of counterfeit license plate.
Yo, gray hair?
That's 20 years old.
Holy shit!
for vehicle registration.
The remaining charges were dismissed.
Ultimately, he was sentenced to six months in jail
for 48 months probation,
two years driver's license revocation
and community service.
Fair enough.
You know what?
Fair enough.
This is the, you know what?
I was thinking about a gamble,
this is a gamble that's decent.
Yo, if you break probation,
Jack, he's absolutely boiled like a crab.
I mean, he's fucking GG.
It's not really lenient.
Most states, most states, they would see no judgments.
Okay?
That's reality.
They wouldn't even see, they would get a probation,
whatever, right?
Like, here there's an actual, an attempt to correct it,
an attempt to maintain that way,
in some form of risk and, you know-
It's a violation in community service.
It's fine, Alfred.
Don't just watch, represent.
I know that's pretty good.
Um, all right.
But he's just a kid though.
Decided to give these little ant fuckers a workout today.
One scout already spotted the food and hauled ass back to tell his boss.
Didn't take long.
Whole damn squad rolled up fast.
Looking hyped as hell.
But nah, don't get too happy, boys.
That joy's about to turn into pure frustration.
This unit's strongest shit.
Everyone pulling in sync like a bunch of tiny jacked bodybuilders, but pretty soon they're like hold up
Why the hell ain't this thing moving?
Muscles cramping legs shaking probably starting to feel that full-body fatigue setting in that they're gonna sleep like babies tonight
If ants sleep. Oh, and those few chunky ones just standing around. Yeah, probably the commander. Oh wait
It's on a swing
After grinding for two solid hours and getting nowhere I cut them a break literally snipped the line
Let them think they finally made progress. Throw them a bone. Whole day's work, absolutely fucking nothing to show for it. Sucks to suck boys.
Decided all that hours and getting nowhere, I cut them a break. Literally, snipped the line. Let them think they finally made progress. Throw them a bone. Whole day's work, absolutely fucking nothing to show for it. Sucks to suck boys.
I mean, I'm trying to understand like the anti-psychology.
Like, they won't just give up, right?
I mean, did they think like that?
Different video?
Um, I didn't know what to do today.
It didn't look interesting to me.
It was too stuck on like,
I was laid off today.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle to cheer me up?
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
I was like, I don't know.
me up I'm just gonna watch this one I know about this I watched like a bunch of like
documentaries and shit it's gonna whatever
I'm going to try it out.
Um.
What the fuck?
Okay, okay.
These comments are crazy.
First of all, I mean, seriously, about Michael Jackson, give me a note, say what?
Give me a note, say.
This is Mr. Jackson's main area. Are there any secret rooms?
Police, right now, searching Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.
This is part of an ongoing investigation.
He's the most famous man in the world, being accused of the most heinous crime in the world.
An arrest warrant for Mr. Jackson has been issued on multiple counts.
The child molestation.
Michael Jackson's trial has finally begun.
I walked into what looked like a circus.
We believed he was a criminal,
and he was able to get away with that
because of his fame and celebrity.
Michael said,
how do innocent people leave the courthouse?
They let the whole world see them.
see them.
This was a man who was unique in his talent skill accomplishment and unique in his victimization
of children.
When this frozen victim was on the stand, the thing that struck me was, wow, he's just
a kid.
It was very moving testimony.
All right.
You really got to me.
You lured young boys to Neverland.
The kids knew the combination to be different.
Chat, I don't know much about this.
Like, is this why I have documentaries?
And that was for me in a way that's like self-serving
for whatever they're trying to portray.
And in the relationship, because I'm always critical
of what a documentary is.
And Netflix documentaries, over the years,
they've gone very non-documentary,
which that's always my problem with it.
The one with the planes, like the one with the planes,
I already watched like a bunch of documentaries about it,
right, and the research topic.
And I looked at the planes, Netflix documentary,
And it was like, dude, like, what are you doing?
Like, they inject a bunch of really dumb ass theories
for no reason, and they get a money of the waters for what?
The kids knew what happened to the Begrim's Suite.
Their mother didn't.
The defense said, Michael Jackson loves children.
It's all good and mistreatment.
It was our opinion that they began
to come up with these allegations to get a payday.
The testimony keeps on coming.
Kolkin called the allegations absolutely ridiculous.
I was your number eight.
What has to be proven is beyond a reasonable doubt.
Can you doubt that happened?
Michael was scared to death.
I knew we were watching the potential demise
of the superstar.
I found the smoking gun.
I believe Michael was innocent, and we were going to prove it.
Is he guilty or is he not guilty?
Finally, we're going to get some answers.
Please keep an open mind and let me have my day in court.
Yeah, I, I, I actually just need to look at, um, or kind of research that to the
topic, because I've never been able to know.
Jack, because I feel like there's a bunch of, there are people on both sides
or whatever.
And, and, I don't know.
was the was the innocent is that it was that the actual verdict chat is it not
guilty or innocent these are two very different terms yeah not guilty and all
Watch us as innocent, it's not guilty, it's different.
Of course you're marked, all right.
Is there a difference between not guilty and innocent?
Yes, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me go to the jungle, just finish the 12 hour shift for pay for this sub.
Please welcome me, Sange.
So what's my apology?
So what's my apology?
I mean, can I at least get one?
Can anybody, can I get one to pick the one?
At least.
Read it then.
Yes.
There's a significant, it's not just, there's a difference, it's significant.
Um, all right.
Also 56 months.
I don't give a flying potato if you welcome me or not.
If the U S court says a guilt and a guilty, then why do you say this?
And then like, like what?
Uh, real boys have a, okay.
Oh, I didn't even found not guilty, but let her found the libel in a wrongful
death lawsuit we did.
Um, okay.
That whole trial is fucking absolutely egregious literally. I think this is an
unfortunate moment in time. Like what is matter is this isn't designed the
principle of innocent people being guilty. Just admit you're wrong. What am I wrong?
I mean this is me wrong. It was right there. Not guilty because the state can prove
the case. Innocent is they didn't do it. It's as if factual of the opposite. As if
Factual of the opposite that like I don't like how what my everything I read it. I live right in part of you
Whatever was Michael Jackson guilty of crimes against children for a long time. It was the biggest story in America multiple investigations
But first let me go through a bit of the biases I brought into this video and how surprisingly difficult it was to put together
I was curious about where you all stood on this
So I thought I'll pull the YouTube post out at 13,000 of you voted for those of you with an opinion on his guilt
56% body was guilty and 44% body was innocent and most people were undecided with exactly half of you
So many people are reached on this. I really have no idea. That's pretty much where my head was. I don't know
I've obviously been aware of the case for decades and with a gun in my head
I would have said it was probably guilty but with a massive I don't know
Astroscope. Can you fascinating thing about this case?
I'm ridiculous and complex about this. It's the only topic I've ever actually changed my mind several times while putting it together
I mean you think it'd be straightforward. There was a public tribe transcripts, but part of the issue is there's almost too much information
This video could have run for hours
But the biggest problem is that virtually every person involved had a motivation to lie Jackson to protect his reputation and stay out of prison
Families looking at multi-million dollar payouts
Lawyers investigators and me obsessed with controversy of all costs even after it was over
We still get contradictory interviews change stories books websites
Everyone's presenting a different reality and even the true facts of the case can lead reasonable people to opposite conclusions
But there are two things that he wouldn't breeze on.
One, he was massively successful.
And two, he was weird as hell.
So for those of you who have a view,
Jackson wasn't just famous.
He was literally.
If it went not guilty criminally, right?
Why didn't he just go civil then?
The burner proof is way less and they could still get a payout.
And he, like, I'm confused.
A global phenomenon who transcended music, race, culture.
He was a star when he was six years old,
outshining his big brothers in the Jackson Five.
In the 80s, 90s and beyond,
He was, no exaggeration, the biggest entertainer on the planet.
And no one else was close.
Thriller is still the best-selling album of all time,
with 122 million copies worldwide.
His dancing style was groundbreaking.
When he would appear in public at an event,
or even just shopping, pandemonium would often break out.
He was huge.
And, as I mentioned, he was also bizarre.
Jackson's eccentricities went far beyond
typical celebrity quirks.
He was a next level strange.
Take his appearance.
Jackson underwet multiple plastic surgeries
that transformed his face into something
almost unrecognizable from his childhood.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He bleached his skin.
He did weird things.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yo, okay, these YouTubers are being weird.
Yo, wait, he had a skin condition
that was changing his skin.
And I think that just speeds up the process or, right?
With his nose and transformed his look
into a different person.
In public, he'd wear surgical masks or disguises
that made him look more like a patient than a performer.
His clothes were always quirky, military-style jackets
covered in medals, his signature sequined glove.
And then there were his animals, Bubbles the chimpanzee,
who he treated like a close friend.
The chimp traveled with Jackson, attending formal tea parties,
and ate meals dressed as a human.
I mean, Bubbles had his own bedroom at Neverland,
and they say he could even use the toilet
and eat with utensils.
A recall.
I hate to say this, because I love animals, okay?
I think this is always wrong.
But I think this is the moment in time
where it is like people will be like,
oh yeah, this is cute, nobody gives a fuck.
Like, even in the terms of like,
like, I'm just saying,
you need to contextualize this at the time
with the act at the time.
You need to put both components correct.
Otherwise, yeah, guys, like,
in today's world, you have a monkey,
yeah, it's kind of, people will consider abuse
and it makes sense for it,
because a lot of things that we know now,
and the people who know, by the time,
there's been such a big issue.
It means Freddie Mercury even blew apart
when Jackson insisted on bringing his pet llama Louis
into the studio.
Jackson appeared to have it all,
but he spoke publicly about the physical
and emotional abuse from his father.
He also discussed his own loneliness and isolation,
even filling his bedroom with life-sized mannequins
talking to them like surrogate friends.
I mean, that's bizarre, but you can see a pattern
somebody needing connection in his life with people who just maybe see him only as a famous person.
I'm not going to make those assumptions. I'm just going to watch a video.
And deep relationships with adults seem practically non-existent, especially romantic ones.
Despite being one of the most famous men on the planet, he had no serious adult romantic
partnership that anyone could ever point to. And his brief marriages, they raised more questions
than they answered. His first marriage to Lisa Marie Presley lasted less than two years and was
widely viewed as a publicity stunt. So she said their relationship was mostly
phone-based. His second marriage to Debbie Rowe, his dermatologist nurse, was
even stranger. Rowe essentially served as a surrogate mother for his children. She
never lived with them and she gave him full custody of the kids who were raised
by his Neverland staff. In court testimony, staff members said they'd never seen
him spend the night with an adult in his bedroom, which brings us to that bedroom
in Neverland, a 2700-year-old racer
essentially a symbol of the rest of development.
He built it as a childlike playground,
with carnival rides, a railroad, a zoo,
even a working fire station.
It was his home, and it was also a magnet for young boys.
Jackson publicly embraced the-
It's not critical information.
It's information that is all one-sided.
If you're gonna make those assumptions,
you need to at least look at the other side of the coin
and what it could possibly be
and give some form of other argument for what it could be that isn't incriminating it because
otherwise it's all in on the one side but what is it going to look like is there like
it when it's time to do the main topic of the video main acquisition what if it flips
once like this like if you guys if you're going to say make your own make your own conclusions
whatever and you only give me one side I mean what does it get me to flip on it when it
One flips, like a mom wrote.
Peter Pan fantasy, saying he was the boy who never grew up.
He surrounded himself with children,
almost exclusively boys, between the ages of seven and 14.
He wrote handwritten notes to them,
gave him pet names, and he showered them
with gifts and attention.
Now, was that generosity, or was it grooming?
Because the world would soon learn about Neverland
starting with the sleepovers.
Jackson regularly had the boys sleep the night at Neverland
in his bedroom, sometimes even sharing his bed.
Now he claimed it was all innocent, just sleeping together like a big slumber party.
But it was a big step beyond, you know, having a merry-go-round in his front yard.
People saw that he was childlike, but that didn't necessarily mean that he was asexual.
Jackson had even installed an alarm system that would alert him when anyone approached
the bedroom.
Now, wherever you come down on the criminal allegations to the average person, his lifestyle
was beyond weird.
It was troubling.
a 35-year-old megastar writing gushy notes to fifth graders,
sleeping with them for weeks at a time in a bedroom
with an early warning system.
In the shadow of that behavior, the allegations
that would follow really don't seem all that surprising.
And it all started when Jackson's car broke down
on Wilshire Boulevard in Los Angeles.
In May of 1992, Michael Jackson needed a car.
And the owner of the rental shop offered him a deal.
He'd give him a car for free if Michael would just
call a stepsome, who was a big fan.
Jackson said yes, and got the phone number of a 12-year-old
boy, Jordan Chandler.
They became phone friends.
Again, bizarre.
And Michael soon invited Jordy and his mom and sister to
Neverland Ranch by early night.
Jack, even in a case like this, I think it's important to get
the case details and actually know what it's like from the
actual case files.
Oh, is it a phone friend?
Or is it a, oh, yo, oh, by the way, my son or nephew was
He has a test on Friday, and he's more friendly with the family, and he just has a few words
with the kid.
Like, we don't know what that looks like.
Like, in 1993, they were staying their way.
I think that's it.
That's what was traveling.
It's all fun.
Vegas, Paris, Morocco, all first class.
According to the Chandlers, Michael and Jordy would often sleep in the same room together
during these trips, and even at the Chandler's home with the mom always present.
One person who wasn't present, though, was Evan Chandler.
father who didn't have much of a presence in Jordy's life. He was a Beverly Hills dentist with
screenwriting ambitions and a bad relationship with his ex-wife. He didn't go to the police though,
he went to lawyers. He floated ideas like filing for full custody or getting a restraining order
against Jackson, but soon it became about money and he was playing hardball.
Later in the transcript for that recording, when Chandler is asked if he thinks Jackson
is having sex with his son, Chandler responds, quote, I don't know.
I have no idea.
Pressed on that, he gives vague statements like, I know Michael's bad for him.
And he said his lawyers told him to be quiet about specifics.
Much of the discussion on that tape is about how Chandler can get back at his ex-wife,
Jordy's mom.
Evan Chandler said a month after that tape recording his son told him the truth.
But he did it under sedation.
What?
Chandler, again a dentist, claims he extracted a tooth from Jordy and under serious anesthesia
Jordy admitted that Jackson had molested him.
And not for nothing scientists say that drug can actually contribute to creating false memories.
In any event, the father now demanded $20 million from Jackson to keep quiet.
Jackson's attorneys reportedly countered up to a million but there was no deal.
So Chandler then arranged for his son to meet with a psychiatrist.
Jackson's attorneys reportedly countered up to a million, but there was no deal.
So Chandler then arranged for his son to meet with a psychiatrist.
And during that session, Jordy described in detail what he said had happened.
Kissing, masturbation, oral sex, California law requires accusations like that to be reported
to the police.
In the next day, the Los Angeles Police Department opened a criminal investigation.
On August 24th, the charges went worldwide and the press coverage was massive.
Police interviewed Geordi and they searched multiple Jackson properties.
They interviewed dozens of kids as well, some of whom said they had slept in bed with Jackson
but that nothing sexual had ever happened.
The next month, the Chandlers filed their $30 million lawsuit.
Now, up until this time, besides the Chandler accusations, there really weren't many reasons
to believe. Oh, they let
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was Jackson's own sister, Latoya.
I must tell you that this is very difficult for me,
that Michael is my brother.
I love him a great deal, but I cannot,
and I will not, be a silent collaborator of his crimes
against small individuals.
Sorry, right, right, sorry, it's,
it's, sorry, let's go back.
And the first one was Jackson's own sister, Latoya.
i must tell you that
this is very difficult for me
michael is my brother
i left him a great deal
but i cannot
and i will not
be a silent
i can see it in the camera
it's funny because all the memes are all the memes
jackson's own sister
is this funny?
i'm just funny that this is very difficult for me
michael is my brother
i left him a great deal
but i cannot
and I will not be a silent collaborator of his crimes
against small innocent children.
Now you stop and you think for one second
and you tell me what 35 year old man
is gonna take a little boy and stay with him for 30 days.
Some context on this though.
In other interviews shortly before that one,
Latoya said that she stood by Michael 1000%
and that there was nothing unusual
about his relationships with the children.
She also said that she had proof of his behavior
and offered to sell it to tabloids for a half million dollars.
But that fell through when she didn't come up with any proof.
Years later.
Okay, okay, and now I'm seeing a picture being drawn.
See, you need to read through the lines.
If she's doing this bullshit, very, very crazy shit
for half a mill, when her brother is a fucking bazillionaire,
right, clearly she's cut off.
Clearly she's not getting shit from him, right?
And she's by herself, right?
So there are signs that she wants to get back at him.
And you know what I mean?
It's like half million. There's some of that. I'm often to hear that is a motivator to come up with any proof years later
LaToya said she made it up because her physically abusive husband forced her to so you decide what?
What the other person who increased belief in Jackson's guilt was Jason Francia a
13 year old son of Michael Jackson's former maid police had already interviewed Jason who like the other boys said nothing had happened
But in a later interview he changed his story
Oh saying Jackson tickled him touched his genitals multiple times sometimes for up to a few minutes and stuff
He would repeat that allegation under oath 12 years later
Where some inconsistencies in his story would come out though the next month police strip search Jackson and photographed his genitals
Because Jordy Chandler would describe spots on Jackson's penis hold on now to this day people argue over whether that
Description was accurate or not and to be honest
I just don't know enough to where to come down on that one what a month after that
Jackson bought his way out. Well, yeah, that'd be important though
What wait, hold on? I'm gonna be listen to that. I mean, we need to know the details though. Don't know enough
Well, I'm not I'm not gonna be weird chat, but if it's a it's not if somebody says it says yo, yo
This guy has a two moles on his
on his
Ren, right? How would you know that unless you've seen the Ren?
The where to come down on that one the month after that Jackson bought his way out
He paid twenty two million dollars to the Chandlers and an additional two million dollars to Jason Francian
His mother was that because Jackson was really guilty whether he wanted to avoid a trial
Well, when I worked in corporate America,
I saw payouts for bad behavior,
and I've seen big payouts just to avoid bad PR.
Yeah, but.
And similarly, I've seen true victims,
and I've seen people lie their rear ends off
to get rich quick.
Okay, but Chad, the other guy was not rich,
I assume, right?
And he denied one mil off the rip, though.
He wanted 20 mil, he said,
yo, one mil, right, as a whatever.
And he denied one mil,
so he must have made a calculated risk.
Oh, he was, did it, it was rich?
Not guilty. I mean then this is good, but I mean so it's a nice ordeal. The criminal case against Jackson
I didn't really progress. There's a validity. Two grand juries had been convened. One Los Angeles and the other in Santa Barbara
Where Neverland Ranch is located. They looked at the evidence and decided that at that time
They didn't have enough proof to bring an indictment. Now technically then the case was still open
But a few months later Jordy told prosecutors he wouldn't testify in court. So after 19
Oh, my God.
Months later, Jordy told prosecutors
he wouldn't testify in court.
Why not?
So after 19 months of digging, the DAs in both counties
had no case.
In the years that followed, the Chandler family
fractured even further.
Jordy legally emancipated himself from both parents.
By the time his mom testified in Jackson's 2005 trial,
she said she hadn't spoken to Jordy in more than a decade.
Yeah, his parents were running the racket then.
His parents were running the racket then,
and they made him stay something specific.
Like.
He later accused his dad of trying to smash him
with a doorbell, and his dad, Evan,
closed his dental practice after his payout,
and a few months after Jackson died,
shot himself to death in his New Jersey home.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
And a few months after Jackson died,
shot himself to death in his New Jersey home.
So that's no good.
Hey, on a totally unrelated note,
some of you have wondered why my thumbnails and headlines
sometimes change a few times after I publish these videos.
I do A-B testing on every video to do to be successful,
to do to be successful, but it certainly
damages his reputation.
He lost Pepsi as a huge sponsor.
And while he was still a big star, his spotlight had dimmed.
He still debuted number one albums
and could still fill stadiums,
but he wasn't impacting the culture like he had been.
But he wanted his reputation back.
Enter Martin Bashir, a British journalist
who'd made his name with big celebrity interviews.
Bashir pitched living with Michael Jackson,
an intimate look at the real Michael Jackson
that would rehabilitate his image
and show the world who he really was
behind the tabloid headlines.
Jackson agreed and gave Bashir unprecedented access
over eight months.
Big mistake.
The final documentary showed Jackson
as an eccentric, isolated, and deeply,
some would say bizarrely, childlike person.
He focused heavily on his bond
with 13 year old cancer survivor,
Gavin Arvisal.
And so it was that we came back to our meeting at Neverland
with 12-year-old Gavin.
I'd found this easily the most disturbing moment
of the past eight months.
When Gavin was there, he talked about the fact
that he shares your bedrooms.
Yes.
Can you understand why people would worry about that?
OK.
Because they ignore it.
But is it really appropriate for a 44-year-old man
to share a bedroom with a child who is not related to him
That's a beautiful thing.
That's not a worrying thing.
Why should it be worrying? Who's the criminal?
Who's Jack the Ripper in the room?
This is a guy trying to help heal a child.
I'm sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor.
I gave him the bed because he has a brother named Star.
So him and Star took the bed and I'm on the floor in the sleeping bed.
Did you ever sleep in the bed with them?
No.
But I have slept in the bed with many children.
I sleep in the bed with all of them.
Okay, okay, Jack, I have the other view.
If the allegation had no validity and there was no prom before, right?
And that was all true. Like, the guy wasn't actually winning, right?
Why would he make a documentary and then still conduct in some borderline behavior
that all the old stuff would now, now people that were, oh, guys, this is nothing.
Now they would be tipping the other way around, though.
Like, why would you even risk that? I don't, I, I don't understand.
It's just dumb.
Cuckoo Roletto.
That's just brain-deck.
Here in Culkin, we'll see from this side.
McCullochuck is on this side.
His sister's in there.
We're all just jamming the bed.
He looked like a man who couldn't understand
appropriate boundaries with children.
After a decade since the last allegations,
people were asking serious questions again.
And some of the...
It's not the innocent.
Roar, roar, roar.
Do we look at it?
Roar, it's not guilty.
Those people worked for the county
where Neverland was located.
The Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department,
child welfare officials,
and the same district attorney who had dropped the charges
which were in front of him wouldn't testify.
Hey, now's a good time to remind you,
if I made a significant error anywhere,
let me know in the comments
and I'll pin a correction below.
Chat, I just really, yeah, what if I was getting sued
for being a serial meth smoker, okay?
And, oh, by the way, I lived with XTC for a few months
and was smoking meth every day.
Like, okay, okay, okay.
And then we go to trial, right?
And ends up that I'm not guilty, okay?
a negative, right?
No, Matt smoked her.
And then there you go.
Guys, I am a Matt smoker.
I get a guy to fill me every day.
Oh, the pipe here, the lab there.
Oh, wait.
The baggy is there, the scale.
Oh, three more pipes.
Guys, I keep it because I want to.
So reminder of the court case,
that I keep the pipes around because,
dude, because I like having pipes around.
Well, even though I might still be not a met smoker,
like true, I actually don't smoke met.
Not the people that were on edge about the whole,
ah, not guilty or whatever.
Now all this is the fucking, all the pipe people,
you know what, dude, we're gonna go away from the trial.
I just think guilty now.
I just think anything with this guy.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, and that's just human nature, though.
Like, why would you put up an anti-diction?
the description box. Okay, so please quickly intervene.
No, of course. Yes. Who said nothing inappropriate happened. But the investigation, if everybody
said I smoked meth every day at the maniac, and then I went to court and said no. And
everyone on stream and a bunch of pipe thing around and baggies can't would go yo dude,
like fuck off. You're a meth smoker. We don't get a shit. You would you would you would
you would go, he doesn't smoke meth. He just loves the pipes. He loves the pipes. Come
Then, over the next few months, Michael's relationship with the Arvizo family changed.
According to testimony from ranch employees, the Arvizo family became a problem.
The kids became unruly, damaging property, and were eventually asked to leave Neverland.
And then their story has changed.
Within months, the family had gone from uniformly praising him to saying Jackson started molesting
Gavin shortly after the documentary.
Deputies then raided Neverland Ranch with over 70 officers.
They grabbed computers, photographs, and books.
They never found any child pornography, which has been wrongly reported, but they did find
some standard pornography magazines, some of which had the kid's fingerprints on them.
In any event, they arrested Jackson and filed 10 felony charges against them.
They did find some standard pornography magazines, some of which had the kid's fingerprints
on them.
In any event, they arrested Jackson and filed 10 felony charges against him, ranging from
and lewd acts with their child to abduction and extortion.
The trial was a circus.
Hundreds of fans and media outlets outside the courthouse,
wall-to-wall television coverage, Jackson impersonators,
helicopters hovering, testimony from Jay Leno
and Macaulay Culkin, who said Jackson never did anything
inappropriate in front of him.
Gavin Arviso and his brother, Star, testified that Jackson
showed them porn, gave them wine he called Jesus Juice,
speaking graphically and acting lewdly.
There were 140 witnesses, mostly for the defense.
Now, there were some staff members who corroborated
somewhat creepy Jackson behavior,
but no independent witness directly corroborated
the Arvizo family's allegations.
Instead, the defense did a good job
of portraying the Arvizo family as essentially grifters.
The mom had already pulled off a successful and fake lawsuit
against J.C. Penney, a department store.
False imprisonment, battery, emotional distress.
She claimed that mall security guards
beat her and groped her.
She won $152,000 but later admitted under oath
that her injuries had come from her husband instead.
What?
Yo, what is every accuser's video?
Every, the three accusers had some bullshit fucking
mega cope, like standings, racket, bitch ass,
bitchery.
She also admitted coaching her children
to lie on the stand in that case.
What the?
And would later be convicted for welfare fraud
and perjury related to it.
The defense proved that the family had lied about their finances to get charity.
And while the Arviso family claimed that Jackson's people held them captive at Neverland,
they were seen unescorted at restaurants and on shopping sprees.
Okay, okay.
My general feeling chat, the guy does some weird shit, right?
And some things that are absolutely irresponsible and deliberately negligent, right?
But based on those things and all the other things, I don't think give you the things
is that are the really harassed one,
still weird and bad, still like,
what is wrong with you, right?
But none of the big heavy hitter stuff,
which is like a weird, it's not like the line
you wanna be on, but that's the line that he's on, I guess.
In my opinion.
Starting that time, multiple timelines didn't add up
and their Viso kids gave different stories about key events.
And to believe their story,
you had to accept that Jackson hadn't touched Gavin
in the three years before the Bashir documentary,
but started abusing them.
In my eyes, I feel like I'm emitting you're too far.
A month later, right in the midst of multiple government investigations, the jury didn't
buy it.
On June 14th, they found Jackson not guilty on every count.
He never lived in Neverland again, saying that the 2003 raid had stripped it of its
home status.
He spent most of the next four years in Bahrain and Ireland, then returned to Los Angeles.
Most of the next four years in Bahrain and Ireland then returned to
Chat Chat for for how dated this is that I looks pretty like it looks like a like
an old modern really that's fucking nice that I was pretty way ahead of it
someone was built it like when this was built that was probably fucking
insanity Los Angeles almost exactly four years after being acquitted
Jackson died of cardiac arrest at age 50 with a cocktail of prescription drugs in
the system, including Propofol, a powerful surgical anesthetic that his personal doctor
had given him for sleep.
That doctor was on site with a cocktail of prescription drugs in the system, including
Propofol, a powerful surgical anesthetic that his personal doctor had given him for sleep.
That doctor was on site and later served two years in prison for malpractice.
Then even in death, Jackson got no peace.
I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time on the post-death accusations.
It must have been really unable to sleep.
And I'm just plausible to not be able to sleep.
And maybe it was so unable to sleep and so desperate that I asked for a sedative to sleep,
like an actress sedative.
It's Michael Jackson.
Because while they're easily the most horrific, they're also the very hardest to judge.
In 2019, the HBO documentary Leaving Neverland reignited the president.
It featured four hours of two men.
Wade Robson and James Safechuck detailing graphic sexual abuse.
The film was well made, super emotional and it convinced a whole lot of people that Jackson
molested these men.
It got a standing ovation at the Sundance Festival and critics loved it.
It aired during the height of the Me Too movement when Believe All Survivors was the prevailing
attitude.
And in the film festival, dude, fuck this, Chad, why do they always do shit like that?
That's why I hate humans in general.
Why do they always have to do it that way?
Why can't we just fucking do some shit that's gonna hit hard because it is hard as the truth
and it just so be it?
Whether it does something or like what is always a big spot like fuck you guys at that
point I'm not living anymore.
I don't give a shit.
I don't question the accusers or label Jackson fanboys.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
essentially own a person's brain for hours, controlling what they see and hear, and if
you do it right, they're emotions. Leaving Neverland did just that. And whether it was
true or false, it was completely one-sided. I mean, no one questioned their claims or
presented any contradictory evidence. No one cross-examined their stories at all.
See, this is why high-pitched documentaries can suck it. Like, they don't even try to
But yo, how about we get one witness?
Yo, we have six witnesses of yes,
but one witness of no, and just to see what it's like,
just to see if maybe even they have one piece
of evidence or information, that's, that's,
that's again, and maybe we need to explore that.
No, fuck it.
Come on, bro.
Ray Robinson has been one of Jackson's most loyal defenders
for over two decades.
As a 22 year old man, he testified under oath
at Jackson's criminal trial,
swearing that Jackson had never touched him inappropriately.
Then life changed.
Robson was struggling financially, professionally.
And at age 30, he filed a lawsuit against the Jackson estate,
saying that he'd been molested for years
and that the business entities should have protected him
from Jackson, because he can't sue individuals
after they're dead.
Safe check story followed a similar pattern.
He also defended Jackson for years,
even after the singer's death.
And after Robson's case started getting media attention,
filed the lawsuit of his own.
Even without a cross examination,
their stories have had some.
If somebody could see me check after I'm dead with this bullshit, buddy, buddy, before I die,
I'm putting everything on one singular spin.
And even if it loses, I'll give it a go.
If it wins, it all goes to some cherry or taxes or some fucking bullshit.
Like, that's just, it's just a great, it's imagine like,
having all your loved ones took in lawsuits against bunch of randoms and just weird, it's just weird.
Safecheck claimed that Jackson abused him in a train station at Neverland
that wasn't built until two years later.
But again, the documentary was powerful, emotional, and effective.
I mean, Jackson's music got pulled from the airwaves.
The problem with the rob-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
It wasn't built until two years later.
But again, the documentary was powerful, emotional, and effective.
I mean, Jackson's music-
What the fuck?
What?
It got pulled from the airwaves.
The problem with the Robson and Safechuck's allegations
isn't just their credibility.
It's that they've never been properly challenged.
They've essentially been presented by legal documents,
a carefully controlled documentary,
and supportive interviewers who treated them
like confirmed victims.
Exactly, what the fuck?
Chases, sure, Chases, easy lines,
they're treated, they've been challenged at all.
But then accusers making claims.
In any event, both men still have outstanding legal cases
against Jackson in California,
since the state extended the statute of limitations
for child sexual abuse claims.
So there's more to come on that.
Look, it says it's such a limitation, which I think you retroactively remove, extend,
and it's malleable for the past as well.
When I started producing this piece, I had doubts, but as I said, I thought Michael Jackson
was guilty.
I mean, I can't say that anymore.
I mean, I'm not confident he's innocent, but it seems the most likely scenario.
To me, the accusers look like people shaking down.
in a case where he was innocent, which I believe he's not guilty on some of the
doubts, he really didn't help himself on how it looks and how to get the
people on his side. If that were the truth and that's what he wanted to
portray. It almost feels like he was trying to talk the public. Like oh
yeah, I didn't do that so bad. I can do all of this and it's all fine.
Come on man. Like a weird rich guy. And the parents, whether Jackson was
innocent or not, they pretty much all deserve jail time. And it's also hard to get past
the notion that a whole lot of kids testified that Jackson was actually the childlike man
he portrayed himself to be. I mean, it's possible they were abused too and encouraged
to lie by Jackson's team and have kept their silence ever since.
Chad, the most important thing in this, and I know I don't want to be weird, but it's
finding somebody that has no incentives that just says the truth. Somebody that will either
or sue or something that's gonna, with no money,
like something that they'll testify in a criminal trial
where there's no incentives.
Because you can kind of guide,
he kind of knows what's going on,
based off of incentives.
That just doesn't seem likely.
And finally, there's never been one victim
come out against Jackson, who wasn't seeking money.
The story was consistent, incredible.
It seems like there would be over time.
Now look, don't get me wrong.
I would let the guy babysit my kids.
I mean, Peter Pan or not, he wasn't a child at best.
I think this guy was a big chance at the beginning of the video.
I think he was setting the video to be a kind of catharsis
of like, oh, it's going to look like this,
but I'm going to flip it around.
But I think he makes a decent analysis based
on what he's been portraying.
Fame and money allowed him to act in wildly inappropriate ways.
And that's messed up in its own.
He got me.
OK.
He got me.
Now that you're possibly convinced that I'm not a nut job,
you may want to check out this other video I produced that
kind of makes me look like one.
But Barack Obama's official White House portrait
have a hidden sperm painted onto his face.
What?
I mean, yes, I know.
It sounds crazy, but I can guarantee
that in just five minutes, you won't think that.
It's not that...
I remember an old acquaintance,
he said, what?
Because of all the drugs he was doing.
The President Obama's official White House portrait
has a giant sperm hidden on his forehead.
Now, of course, that sounds nuts, but is it true?
That would be an elephant in the mirror.
AI assured me it was completely false, a conspiracy theory, but also suggested that
I seek out credible sources for verification.
I decided to do just that.
First stop, Snopes.
Now I have some serious reservations about Snopes.
When it comes to anything political, they definitely let their ideology get in the way.
But it was the only debunking of this that I could find, and they didn't beat around
the bush.
The subheadline made it clear.
Far-right pundits went off the deep end.
They then showed us a tweet of the painting, but cut it off before the money shot, so to
speak, and said that the controversy was perhaps inevitable given that it was painted
by Cahindi Wiley, a gay African-American artist who's also a self-professed provocateur.
Evidently, Sean Hannity and Alex Jones had made the claim, and even Hannity quickly
backed down.
Snoop said the two men were correct in that some of the artist's previous work featured
direct and indirect representation of Spermota Zia, meant to mock highly charged masculinity.
Adding, they leapt a bit too eagerly to the conclusion that a faithfully reproduced vein
popping out of Obama's forehead is in fact a giant sperm cell. Clearly, it is nothing of the kind.
Snoop shows us an image not painting, but a regular picture of President Obama. So that's a bit
weird. Snoop finishes up by letting us know that the whole notion originated with racist trolls
inhabiting the 4chan message board.
But, weirdly, Snopes never shows us the entire painting or close-up.
The writer has 25 years experience fact-checking rumors,
but somehow didn't get around to providing us with the actual image people were talking about.
Then show me the show, and she'll show me!
Now, I want real evidence.
Not something that could have been photoshopped.
So I went to the National Portrait Gallery.
Unfortunately, this image is only 800x1200, so it doesn't really help us.
I then turned to the nation's journalists,
completely avoiding conservative outlets since, well, you just never know.
Here are most of the top articles that came up on Google.
And the weird thing was, every one of these did exactly what Snopes did.
They trashed Hannity or Alex Jones.
They threw around words like crazy, beyond ridiculous and racist a lot.
But not one of these included an image of the portrait itself.
Show me the nut!
It's not that hard!
I found a few other mainstream sites that had the image embedded only from a tweet.
And I couldn't trust that.
But eventually I found a great one at the Smithsonian,
attached to an article they'd written in 2018 about the portrait's unveiling.
It's a 2,000 by 3,000 pixel image taken with a very high-end camera.
Okay, hold on.
But before you and I look at it closely, we need a bit more context.
Remember that snow straw about the sperm Mota Zia?
No, we don't!
So artist Kehinde Wiley really likes to make a splash.
He's well known for recreate and famous old-naster paintings
replacing the featured person with a black man,
such as this version of Napoleon leading the army over the Alps,
or St. Andrews getting particularly close to his cross.
Both Wiley and his art live up to his provocateur label,
And he's really into sperm.
This sort of thing ate my back, baby.
It is his back.
He repeatedly works sperm in the canings to quote,
take masculinity and all of its bravado
down to the most essential component.
Sometimes it's obvious, like this guy with it
all over the place.
Other times, it's in the background,
like from our guy on the horse.
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
Or close up in the crucifixion of St. Andrew.
Wait, he does do that.
One time, he put it on the picture frame itself.
And here's one just of sperm.
And sometimes they're hidden.
I'll give you a few seconds to find this one.
in your...
Here somewhere?
Maybe here somewhere?
Oh!
On a zipper!
The zipper's a nut belt.
Look in his pants.
There's the little sucker.
And when Wiley isn't painting sperm, he routinely talks about it to the media.
This glowing New Yorker profile of him mentions sperm three times, including, quote,
And every male of Jacob, there's a possibility to populate an entire city like New York.
Every single person that's around is winning some cosmic game.
I could read more quotes from him, but you get the idea.
Now, there's one last piece of evidence that we should look at before making a decision.
President Obama's forehead.
He does have a prominent vein that sometimes-
Yeah, but if you were- if you didn't want to get caught for doing something weird, you
would use somebody's vein and make it into the nut.
It's it would be the perfect puzzle than I believe. No, it's not. It's just it's just he has a real vein
That's how you would do it or less not excuse not one snopes used isn't all that helpful
But I found a good picture where it really stands out
You can see it coming down prominently squiggle a bit at the bottom then go into his hairline looks more like a worm than anything else
Okay, we have enough background now. Here's the super high res image that I got from the museum
It certainly looks different from the president's vein
Is this just hair discoloration or is that the sperm's head and does the
disappearing vein wait no
What the fuck oh?
Come on. You think that a guy of that that can take a paint properly
Deliberately the the hairline stops there and goes around
Bro come on bro look the head on here is straight flat and over here it curves upwards around fuck you
Or is that a tale if you want to see the full image on your computer?
I have it linked to my sub stack along with all of the painting images and news stories
I mentioned here. What's the verdict at this point? You know as much about so I think what he did is that he
What he did is that he made it and they use enough so that they wouldn't notice in in the review in the in the
everything it would take years for people to or even of some time for people for people to lock in on it like
Like, oh man, you don't see it, but buddy, the whole, like, how do you not see it?
The hairline here is cut straight, and over here, oh yeah, there's some reflections, whatever.
But look, the hair stops right there, then it's like, oh, there's like nothing, it's
like, it's like, bloop, you know, and it goes around, look at the fucking head, it's definitely
a nut.
Are you kidding me?
Well, the painting images and news stories I mentioned here.
What's the verdict?
At this point, you know as much about the painting and the background as I do.
So my opinion is no more expert than yours.
But if I had to choose between a crazy conspiracy theory or this guy just innocently painting
a vein that looks like it did, I'm going with the conspiracy theory.
I think Kehinde Wiley was wily enough to know exactly what he was doing.
He added something that sparked controversy but not so blatant that it couldn't easily
be denied.
Or in this case, to be called a racist conspiracy theory, something the media certainly likes
to do.
So, what do you think?
I'm Ken LaCorte.
Absolutely is not.
Yo, Jack, this isn't...
It's a quiet taste of a video, but...
I mean, I'll link it, because I kind of yonked his content.
Um...
I... I think these were good videos.
I think they were good... I think it's a good debunker.
I'll give them a 9 out of 10 debunk.
Um...
And I think he does get a presenting both sides, so we can have an idea of, like,
we don't feel like we're being swayed.
And I hope I gave this to you straight.
Remember to think for yourself and subscribe if you'd like to see my future video
Yo, 140k views for Obama head nuts, really?
Like, I had people not watch this, I don't get it
Um, I got clickbaited into watching this from your MJ video
You got me, but in the end, I win, because I really enjoyed it.
Uh, what?
Oh, I'm going the first time.
Um, very cool.
Yeah, you can get the debunker seal for now, all right, that's cool, well there's a lot
of comments.
It's obviously the, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, I really like it.
I saw this question asking, how does Wemby sleep on the road?
And to be honest, this is actually a great question because I can guarantee there's not
a hotel bed on earth that would fit Wemby comfortably.
So this either means the spurs travel with custom bedding or Wemby's dropping 40 and
then sleeping in the fetal position.
So to double check this, I searched up the dimensions of a king-size bed, which is what
most hotels would have.
And the king size is about 76 inches by 80 inches, meaning it could technically fit someone
who was 7 foot 4 if they slept diagonally.
But the issue here is Wemby's 7 foot 6, so even if he slept diagonally, his feet would
be hanging off the bed.
So this led me down the rabbit hole of wondering how Wemby travels at all, because there's
absolutely no way he's comfortably getting on buses, planes, or honestly anything at
all, which genuinely makes it crazier to see how dominant he is when the game's the most
comfortable part of his day.
And I checked to see if this would impact his stats, but somehow his numbers on the road
and at home are pretty much the same.
So I don't know how he does it, but the next time he gives your team 40 on the road, just
know he slept with his feet off the bed.
I saw this question as-
Um, alright.
So I think everybody sleeps at least folded a little bit, right?
Um...
Everybody folds it a little bit.
I mean, you don't plank out.
You plank out?
And then October rolls around.
And in October...
Why?
Hold on.
Why is that?
Elon tells me that he is ready to release his, in his word.
Check.
If you do an important video that has since then a provision, while you're doing your makeup,
I'm not listening.
and I know it might be very interesting, very important, but it's hard. I'm not taking it seriously.
Anomaly in the matrix. And I am like, oh, like...
I'm not gonna say that.
And he says that he has 10,000 lasers in space referring to his satellites.
I say, because I am like rather uncomfortable and I know the gravity of what he's
trying to tell me right now, I say, wow, finally a focus on the Jewish vote. He keeps going.
And he says, you know, this is not something on, this is not a piece that they'll see on the
chessboard. And I straight up tell him, I say, I would ask more, but I really don't want to be
to post to which he says very wise. Shortly after that, you know, he's involved with America Pack
and all of this other stuff, and he's sending me some internal data from America Pack, real-time
delta vote metrics. And I am just like, how the f**k do you have this sort of data you don't get
this from door knocking? Because that was my first, one of my first jobs in politics was
was in campaigns and cleaning up this bad data
from doorknocking because the vendors that America Pack
is using at this point is a vendor that
hires Craigslist Crackheads for doorknocking.
And I wish I was.
Jack, what the fuck is he talking about?
I know.
Like, I have caused harm with my rhetoric.
However, I never sought out to cause harm.
Like there were parts of me that really wanted the best
for the country, for America, for democracy.
And one thing is I have always, always hated Big Tech.
So then to have arguably the most powerful man
in the world who is sending me things about using
really hates Big Tech, dates Elon Musk, doesn't do shit, trolls the game, then the way later
it's just after the fact, bullshit information about fucking isrism shit that nobody's listening
about, like come on bros, stop, stop.
Space technology in the election. I should also say that I have all of this backed up
with many people with explicit instructions, should anything happen to me, okay?
So, nothing.
But this was so why not since since she's alive and all of that is why not just show the information
What I mean what?
something that I
Was internally wrestling with well publicly not really showing that I was having any of these
internal
ethical conflicts with myself regarding
this information
Like?
And then on election night itself, Elon, you know, left Mar-a-Lago early.
I was at Mar-a-Lago and he told me, he told me over text, he's like, yeah, I knew hours
ago that Trump won, my team has the best real-time data anywhere.
First of all, how the f**k do you have real-time data on elections?
How do you have real-time data?
What?
I could not understand that.
I don't know that I ever will.
Ah!
I,
I just, I saw something.
I'm a bitch, if you don't say shit, the sound's cool.
If you don't say a bunch of shit, like, like, yo, yo.
He loves a classic, like, bragging.
Bro, he even fucking gutsy to cheat
on his fucking dab low count.
If you think he wants to say some shit to brag about
and like winning the, come on bro, like.
Guys, like I saw and I'm fighting really hard
to keep my voice because I saw
Fossil or Jack impacts everyone.
And if I was self-interested,
I have been offered the self-interested deal
to shut up and not talk about anything.
But I, what I can tell you is
I've not been offered certain deals just because
I know that he's weird, okay?
I mean, guilty then.
Because you know that he's weird, then I'm gonna say true to everything.
Like, fuck off.
Anyway, this is a thing of the wild.
Ashley has another baby with a Jenny's woman that is against immigration from a eugenics
standpoint.
What?
what what whatever dude I'm honestly honestly she presented a weak dumbass
video while doing makeup but so now it's an uphill battle you start at minus
ten points whatever you're gonna say or prove whatever you have to be really
fucking tell her what you do because I'm not fucking listening okay I get that
video way more time than I should have fucked that
Um, this is, it feels like it's a real, it's real one, and that's more like a battery
It's like fire, but again wrong
They really burn super like like vicious bright insta like it consumes
What's that yeah
Dude
I live in New York. This video is real not AI. Okay
Okay
All in my country
Yeah, yeah, I hate the way these they say your country like is it not another way you could say that like
We don't allow this video in your country. Eew. Eew. No your country Jesus like dude
I'll be nice for like a minute though,
like Jesus Christ man.
Who are turned out of that explosion
near Wall Street here in New York City?
Just last night a car there burst into
flames and now we know why Tom Hanson
is in Lower Manhattan with the update.
Tom Good evening. Tony, good evening to you.
Well, this is the exact spot where
that blast occurred involving that
hybrid vehicle to give you an idea of
what we're seeing here.
Look at the charred pavement and the
literal burn spot like crazy that blew
up yesterday afternoon in bustling.
of this video shows the vehicle engulfed in red hot flames.
Thick black smoke choked the air down here making it hard to see along the side streets.
This happened at the height of last evening's rush hour, an incredibly busy time.
No one was hurt in the incident, thankfully. The NYPD tells CBS News the explosion was caused
by an electrical fire. They do not consider the incident suspicious.
At one point after the explosion, people were running in all directions away from the flames,
probably fearing that explosion.
like the weapon.
Like the weapon.
Quickly and douse the flames.
Then to give you an idea of exactly where we are,
we're just about a block away from the charging bowl,
a tourist hotspot.
That's how close we are to wear this blast to place, Tony.
So why don't we just take a big ass tube,
like a big ass tube,
and just put a bunch of expanding foam,
like a big ass bubble,
and use a massive foam bubble on it.
Blop.
Four whole years playing yourself.
Time seriously flies.
Thank you and the chat for always being there in my darkest and best moments in life.
XQCL.
Um...
Theta Play Returns June 2th.
Okay, yeah.
Marvel Overlord will be cool.
We will watch this.
Uh, let me see that. I'll come on, man.
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus. I have a confession to you. I actually enjoyed it before this day.
Maybe I'll get into this shot today. I want to know about where Yalmode is.
I mean, they've got an early access. I mean, who are playing this, do they know?
I'll put it a little bit, I'll say if I found it or not.
Also about Chad, the directive was similar, like I almost still get that we played that.
I knew it was going to be rough, right?
I knew it was going to be kind of weird, right?
Dog-ass.
I'm not playing with the wheel, I'm not playing with the controller right now.
wheel? Okay this will sound weird. The wheel is actually worse on that game than a controller.
The precision increments of the wheel you don't even benefit from at all.
The only way you would use a wheel because the increments of turning it on are more...
You don't benefit at all from...
It's arcade, yeah, I mean I get it, but I mean that arcade is crazy though.
What, he hasn't seen the game?
Well, why the heck not?
What about now?
I think most assists need to be turned on, like not all of them.
I think there's a few that is just better, like you benefit nothing from having it off.
I have all of them up and out.
Also, let me turn on the race line entirely.
It ran out by what I'm in now.
Controls?
No.
Difficulties.
And then save.
And then save
Okay
Jack the gold agent we're winning a better reality. I also do automatically
Jack the shifting is just bad
Like the manager thing is a fucking dog shit in this game. It's not good
I feel like the game doesn't really use compression, you know what I mean?
Like engine braking normally you can engine brake it.
In this game, engine braking doesn't really work that much, it just doesn't.
Oh my god man, I can't with this shit.
Every since it does, one engine doesn't.
You don't know what I'm talking about.
You should be able to deny mean brake at all, lower the RPM a tiny bit from being close
to the red line, then downshift, and you should be able to see a lot of braking without actually
braking.
It helps a lot this game. It doesn't you don't really do that like it's just bad
He's right. I mean he's right
Yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go on middle of that buster
So you guys can see how many good players are remaining in the game
Okay, chat, no chat. No, no, no, don't raise me, please.
Go on!
Excuse me.
What?
That was good, that was good!
What?
I win, I win.
Wait, hold on.
I gotta run through the fields.
I gotta run through the fields!
400 yards!
Tank on!
Tank on!
400 yards!
Tank on!
Two looses!
Tank on!
I'm just going to try to get to the top of the hill.
I'm going to try to get to the top of the hill.
I
Did you
come on
what a long race though
21er
Yo, yo, son of a bitch, I'll give you a shoutout.
Yo, yo, you asked me to go, you gave me a minute.
Yo, shoutout to my boy, uh, bitch ass.
Get fucked, you shit, you trash, what are you, you said what we do?
Get out of your van and drive you fucking bitch, fuck you.
What a fucking cluster!
Motherfucker!
Tocomo!
I'm sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah, there's a big uproar here. Big uproar. Big uproar. Here it comes. Watch this shit.
Wait, it's a strip. Yo, let me win, please. I'll give you a shout out to- Yo, yo! Let me- I'll give you a shout out, man!
I'll give you a shout out to- I swear, I'm not- I'm not gonna scam you. Bro, just breathe in. I'll give you a shout out, man.
Yo, you did it, yo, you won, you won, you did it, driver.
You look at the better me, I was really, I was really, fuck you, you're so shit!
Get fucked!
You want to swear, buddy?
Man, it's my eye, bitch!
You can suck it!
What a bitch-ass!
Holy shit, get him the fuck out of this lobby!
Sir?
I'm not mad, I'm not mad.
I'm not mad, I'm willing.
Yeah, I'm willing, I'm switching between.
Oh no, oh no.
Hey, give me a driver.
Nope, no thank you, Bob.
Hey, slay the bitch.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, driver, come on, bro, I'm having a rough day, man.
I'm having a rough day, I haven't got one win.
If I lose this, I don't want to do it.
Yo, I need this.
What is that?
I can't drive, see that?
I can't drive. I'm bad at the game. I'm bad at the game.
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
You are a fucking bitch!
You're trash!
Buddy, you're the only woman I have in the water.
Like, it's as insane as this guy's level 6,
and he's camping in the corner waiting for me to get out of my race.
And then, Jack, one of the odds that every race that I got was a turnaround.
It's always a turnaround. Why?
It's always a turnaround.
Why did they battle me? They're going forward.
Be so much safer. Be so much safer.
Be so much safer. Be so much safer.
Be so much safer. Be so much safer.
I
Want to get a game or what?
So how do you break it?
Okay
I had a wheel but if it is a game of wheels table, it's just not a real gamer, it's just
This is not a real game.
45 month surchopped bub.
This is a quality of life gamer arcade game.
It's not a car game or a racing game.
It's an arcade gamer game.
It's fun now.
Okay, we need to get smoked.
No, don't.
No!
We need to get some hope. We need to get some okay. Don't get off of me, bitch. We need
smoke nope
ready he tried it he tried it
where's the smoke?
Like, I can never get someone in this game, ever.
Let's see if there's none of them.
I have to circle.
It's not a shit I had to drift in.
Another U-turn again, but the Militant is still laying man.
two hundred yards
turn left
you're leaving, you're leaving, you're leaving
brother, I didn't have a hard day man
but, you know
I will raise you in the next lobby, bro. I need this man
Buddy buddy is living in powerful living room, please. I'm asking I mean let me let me at least get it
I
Mean this is why you're fucking ugly chop doing no way. I have no golden your fight
I did this while you're gonna set as fine color shame. You can't be really fucking fingers
This is why I'm running so fucking I do it with my pleasure. Thank you
Jadapuna habit is that the snipers, they go for a per-slope and then they rush me down
like at least fight on an even footing you bitch-ass.
It was an entire city like like here like here
56 months wasted away
How am I bad at but I I thought what level one is a little to me and of all level two to level six
You have any idea how big of a cabinet is from three to six, but it's like a fucking flying car. I'm gonna fucking die
I could force level one battle but if that upgrades it.
Where am I?
I don't get it.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
You are so bunch of driving, little bro.
Um, um, that's so how.
How?
I mean, this game should have places that have head boxes that are like, come on, come
on, come on.
Battle of Yowl, first win, here it comes.
Run predictions.
Wait.
Wait, hey, back.
Hold on, surely I, I, yeah, right? I mean, surely I go to a good spot.
Um...
I
Fuck off
Juke what a bitch ass
Come on!
We have to find some smoke there!
What the fuck is this race place, man?
What is this sm- oh yes, yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Baaaaaang!
What are you doing now, Orton?
What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch?
Thank you, man.
Thank you!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Yo, see ya, bitches.
Suck it.
,
Oh my god, I almost lost it!
Bro!
Check!
Why is this car so shit?
the
of
I should actually ramble a bit. It's a bit slower.
200 yards turn back calculate 200 yards turn back turn back
Oh
Yes, yes
Fucking bang bitch you're going shit
Okay.
Okay.
He doesn't know the way out of the village, another one in the left bridge, nope not happening.
Come on.
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
He's right by me.
Surely win, right?
Don't play, please don't play!
Yes! Boom!
One way in the middle again.
Yeah, bring in another.
Oh, GG, I lost.
This is absolutely wow, that, GG.
Wait, GG.
GG. I can't- I didn't do anything.
Well, no way is it heavy. It- It has too- too much power.
Chat. X5 M or not?
I think I have to. I think I have to.
It's a downgrade, but on paper.
Whether that rigging was shit for off-roading, because it's too heavy, and it's too much
power.
We need um, yeah, I think you have to win it. I never needed a random upgrade or a match
winner. That was a really, really fine tutorial.
Yo, really? It's so bad. Oh, man.
Yeah, I had the best in the gravity any smoke anywhere
where? oh no that's a goal
There's nothing.
Look at the map. I'm not a new viewer norber.
Chad, where is the smoke?
He's coming, he's coming me.
Nope, nope, nice try son.
Nice try son.
They're coming me.
Delete, delete, delete, delete.
I
Nice twice on
Oh
I have six. I'll take that.
Alright, back on the uproar, though.
Oh, it's bad. It's bad.
These gear ratios are garbage.
And the VG sniper coming in.
And then we move to the NW Germany and blow these up as well.
Right, what a classic.
You got this! Let's go!
We're running out of racing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?!
Turn around. I just think you should do so.
You can walk with your yards. Turn left.
I
But I'm gonna jump over here Maxman Maxman
Let's go
here comes him check this jump will act as if i would have a loader's watch this
Wrong!
Hold on!
Okay, so no...
the car is so shit it's just not fun man like Jack if I kept the evil I would
One
Okay, the evil the evil would have won this entire thing
No, I don't give a shit. I'm not playing that way. I'm playing that way and I don't give a shit.
Chat, be for real. The Evo actually won that.
The Evo could literally go up on the mountains and he didn't flip it. These cards flip like shit.
The Rivian is too heavy and too much power.
One of the worst combos when you're doing these uphill fucking in the grass.
Because it's too much power, it spins, and it's too heavy,
so you don't even get the benefits from that.
Even if you're gripping, you're too heavy anyway.
Release the four drops!
I want to go.
I did it again.
I'll play around if you want to see me just film and come have fun.
Ooh, metallic blue. A brand new car. In Japan.
Now we need smoke, because I need it now.
Holy shit.
I need to go on the roads.
I'll go into the woods here because we need to go to more roads and hide into the roads.
I'm following you fucking weirdo.
What a weirdo!
Buddy, you're weird, you're fucking weird!
I
Buddy you're fucking weird
I want that
I gotta win I gotta win this one.
I'll grab my gun.
I'm gonna hold it, I'm gonna hold it.
I tell you I'm gonna lose this.
Hello?
What's up dude?
What do they do?
So they play this game?
Hey man.
Oh, they have a photo.
Crap.
I said,
say name.
Yeah.
Hey man.
Ooh, Lamborghini's.
Lamborghini Aventador SVJ.
You'll never have that till no longer.
that's so weird are you actually in that room no thanks I like playing video games
you're off thanks for calling me but I have a person there you rarely play
games so are you sponsored it I can't look at what can't go now I can be a
guy that no I'm not okay we're there we're gonna have I'm gonna have to do
sometimes I'll play a new game but I don't want to play on it but they're
sponsored it and they're fucking like milk in a 90 I fuck them wait this is
four hundred twenty four thousand dollars how much was that for this is
right so where are the car drugs wait this is actually beautiful wait the
People use this game to like learn to customize their own cars like in real life like a rap
No, they use the need for speed on the ground to face the club
Mike sounds all the way on my my headset my career
No smoke
I
Looking for smoking a fucking rice field
the next color that I'm doing for my you know this color
you see the evidence of your check the next color I'm doing for my viewers is called Ferrari
Verde Mente Ajaquo.
This guy is like a late game little six fucking poor child!
I don't know what's that. When I upgraded my GT3, when I changed it to my GT3, I had
So many problems with it after I went with me
I'm driving through the fucking prairies against the fucking word the better than the game that likes you so lame
Why did he fuck up I think he fucked up
I'm not a fan of these deals in real life.
Then leave me a note.
Okay.
Let me watch the...
Wait, where?
like it I haven't had a level 7 in any of my games any above it I've been playing
the game for two days now why don't you know what I'm done I saw it and I've
got one smoke is it a little similar like
Let me draw them.
Let me do one more battle by Yalmabar because I said I would do I would do I went one one before
I didn't get anything I I want to do it for that. I didn't get up. I didn't get up as well, but I admitted to it
Why am I a child
was there could not have won that it only gives you like a plus one when you
win it when you win on your own why would make sense for you
you're a child
whoa what does it mean by that how do I open up the Xbox app on the computer
What's the command?
Xbox, hold on, let me change.
Why would you bring an Xbox app?
Oh, you've got to change from being a child to an adult, bro.
Apparently, I'm not an adult today.
Oh, yeah.
These things are so annoying to go through.
Like, I did that a year ago for a CFT.
It was so cancer.
CFT is nuts within your mouth, mother.
Oh, shit.
OK, my account stable RonaldoXD.
Hold on. Privacy settings. Manage.
They give me smoke.
The beast can put power.
Wait, Chad, what do I have to change with privacy settings?
You can see it up with community creations. Everyone?
I bet they should.
I'm going to the rain as fast as I can.
If you race and you get like a plus one, you don't get to rub race.
Like I'm telling you, no one's talking about that.
Why does it think I'm a fucking child?
Uh, I'm beginning to think things are bad by...
I'm scared, but finally.
We got to restart my game.
What the fuck is this car?
Where the fuck am I?
I don't even know if I hit the right 7.
Whoa, this is insane.
I'm gonna leave.
this right child look it's good
I think I did the exact line, I think the perfect line literally.
That was a perfect line!
XQC, I send in words, XQC, you're my best friend in the world.
I don't know is that like a slur?
Warwari look so sweet right? Thank you so much for everything that means.
Sa bitch! Sa bitch! You trash! Get smoked on it! I knew what I was doing! I took the initiative to go... I fell!
You look stupid! You look stupid!
XPC, you make me chuckle, dude.
Yo, I just smoked that buster so-
Or forgot it!
After what?
Wait, let me-
Wait, let me-
You used to get this game kinda reminds me of-
Makes me happy.
I don't know my name
You don't want that car
Which has a fine new designs
They want me
Wait, is this how I get fun?
Like
I can lowkey steal the people's designs and make this a more light full frame
Oh no, we don't see the ladder
Hey, why not?
I can lowkey take these people's designs and create it
Well what have you in the tunnel?
Tunnel?
Where?
I-I-I-I-I see my stable Renault though.
Oh fuck.
Come on.
It's-it's causing me to flip it.
I
Believe this car is busted
Hey, why is it my way moving?
I have protection and control on my mails
Holy shit. This literally looks like me when I'm in my car.
So easy.
Wait, can I- I'll trade my car or no?
I can't go- I can't fit.
This is fucking fun, y'all. Wait, I have no one ever told me to play this game before.
You know when I first was at Apple?
Really?
Yeah, my daddy was at Apple when he was at Apple.
I play a bunch of the other ones but it's kinda whatever
They're arcade, but I mean I think they're gonna max out the arcade knob like like max arcade and it's kind of fun
Wait, wait, I can put a turbo in this door
I'm making the level 9 game card like really
I'm looking for a basic Elon Musk fucking massive. Are you kidding me?
Oh my god, Joe just said that we should do a race day with streamers that have driving
wheels.
Wait, I mean
I mean, it's nice fun. I don't get it
Level nine, I want something similar to mine. Is it this I
I don't want to fucking like chat how how are they doing that like how are they getting
such a hyper cars that fast guys the first one is 1400 horsepower that's you're not
gonna ever find a cheat you do it early buddy I almost I was I was I was also reading the
entire time and out of level three because I found a level five or five it's on the
six and then he got much on their grids
i mean it would it would be fun to have like an eye racing like full
full day or like a couple days right like qualifiers and a little bit like a
Full circuit, you know, I mean with like a bunch of in-car classes
But it's just hard because people would have to like learn the cars and learn the game and shit
Like otherwise, it should be like griefing. It'd be boring as shit
Yeah, that's like the fun part. What if everyone drives their car?
What do you mean?
Like I don't know like I'll drive my Porsche GZ go to SEO drive your brother's Porsche's your ass
Joe can drive whatever car he has. No, he must have it has like a SUV
And then they bust the shit
I
Love you
Joe come on bro, you're too humble bro sell the Jeep
Racing not in real life and in the game. Yeah, I know this bro. You know you make like no good
I was like those spend it on it never he didn't change
Okay, give me a car early
Racing this guy's useless. It's gonna cost the most of the lobby's time to get a level 2. It's fucking useless
So many people recreated my car. Thank you guys
Smoke over there
What?
Smoke
Come on, this is very early smoke. I need this
I want to see some crazy shit.
I'm a civic.
I want to get inspired right now to wrap my haul.
I'm going to do an anime drop ass.
You know I really wanted that color that you had the cream but I know I can't get it because
if I get it I know you make one of it.
By the way which one?
By the way the actual beige sand one?
It's not beige cream.
sand it's like sand dunes yeah I really like it I mean yeah you can look at
coffee yeah yeah that's a wrap though though I mean
baby you know there's not a visual pain no it is the original pain there was no
pain wait what we need it yeah yeah yours is original pain yeah it is yeah
but yours wasn't right yeah it would still be not original
Should I change my wheels from black to like silver or white?
Is that like that popular? I've never turned it. I've closed the black wheels.
I think most rim colors are bad unless you get a whole scheme with the whole car.
Yeah, but I feel like I like seeing silver wheels.
It has to be like a rim that matches with the black.
I think the finish type is more important than the color.
Like it whether it's a max gloss semi-gloss metallic or like diamond cards all that like it matters a lot
This is
Okay, it's more than a challenge here
I have someone that can paint my carbon. You give me a weird now. Like never seen the
Yeah
No, no, no, you can do it really well like there's a guy who did a brown
I'm always record. He's always
The big yahoo whoa
sure they make the yahoo!
like that
many times these things
what if I have to sell everything and I get to hold a chair?
true
damn, people are really making my purple machine, I see like 10
like 20 bags
it's really nice
Yeah, like it really is it's something's gonna break
That shit I don't even had you to beg it is it that but what I'm talking about no
I can't see what's that you want to play how do we play I'm gonna make a party
I don't like this one, but this is not the right color.
It is better.
Yeah, how do I find the exact one like that?
This is the overall color.
Oh, no, it's not. It's the overall color.
I just smoked all the way across the map.
No, this one's bad. This one has low probability.
Did they come through?
Well, where does dog Vader shop to buy new shoes?
What are you saying?
That's the question. I don't know bro. Where is the dark mall?
Max whatever skit max ready
How do you search wait wait?
Take this but to me
I change the color of my wheels chatter though. No way to have my old one
Yes, look at the other there it is. There it is. There it is. There it is
Wait
I go back to this color
like it okay all I want to see chat
generally is any lobby where I get any
of these cars these guys guess it like
it's just not fun like every game I
have to battle to the nail get a three
The guy's in a seven
Don't be a jerk
It's great race to get those cars. You're just dumb
You what okay, I got a joke for you. What where does Darth Vader get his shoes? I don't know where
The dark wall the dark
Okay, I'm in one ready yep
Um
Hold on a lot of us do vegetables have phones
Like are we talking like vegetable vegetables or like you know like onion rings
Okay, I got a joke
I got it. No, I got it. No, I got it. So the joke was
basically it's onion right it's called an onion ring so it's like ringing like a
phone yeah yeah that's not bad that wasn't bad actually it wasn't bad
yo why is everyone driving on my side of the road okay I'll get I'll challenge
early watch this let's do it in a
wait this is so realistic all I'm doing now is I just need a school zone to drive
this fast yeah exactly where are the families of five
I
Should turn
We are crossing
How do I do doughnuts
He's in the GT3 RS doing donuts!
Wait, this doesn't even sound like a GTDRS, I just realized.
Oh my god, my wing is moving!
Wait, can I get an exhaust in this game right now?
This game is fire, low-key.
Hold on, I gotta practice like I'm in real life.
Oh yeah, that's not what we're doing.
The one time where off-road is bad,
and you cannot make this up, can you?
I mean, this is just fucking brain dead.
I don't like the right time this game, it's unrealistic.
It's gonna be the breaking and shifting. It's completely garbage. It's so bad. It's the fuck off the road you dick!
Baby Yoda 38!
Alright, we might want to do something. Go up in a minute.
Yeah.
Yeah, the brakes are so unrealistic.
I mean, it's completely garbage, yeah.
Because it just, it brakes so instantly that I'm not used to it.
What is Tong?
Tong?
Tongue
To go to this fucking car tongue tongue tongue the whore
I forgot go to the horses high excuse you now
Better you drive you drive it up there, right? Yeah, I know but sometimes I forget how good it is
Oh, it's early and that's not that in the circle with no fucking smoke in the inside.
Lovely.
What was that?
Smoke?
Oh my god, there's smoke.
Oh my god.
Tacoma!
Tacoma!
Oh my god, look at the smoke.
Oh my god.
Tacoma!
Tacoma!
Arena Shred King!
How do I go to reverse?
Come here, bitch. Come here, bitch. Come here, bitch.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Imagine I can just learn how to drift before like that when I have aura like the army
I don't want to play a game.
How do I do the raid?
How do I do the raid?
How do I do the raid?
How do I do the raid?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My-my-my-my is...
It's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm almost done a level
level two. Wow. Very nice.
Like this game is just right. It's it like the VR game mode. I think it's because of
snipers. Like I think I think they spawn in it and take all the loot around me like it
because I jelly. I've never done that. Good job. Like it's just rolling.
right. Right. That's right.
How do you have a license? Uh, because of this reason right here.
Okay, should I make the engine blow up?
It's just safe to do so.
I have to take a look into the woods here. It's too abrupt.
Um, it's as if I did it while it was the other guy. Like, it's a too big mountain and you go in between the creek.
I
Know
So I get real life bro, I'm just cleaning up both lanes and I'm taking the pedestrian flight with mine like this is so unrealistic
I should go back to Japan and do this in real life.
Thank you, did you get hit by a car?
Hello?
This is just boring. This game mode is just so bad, I'm like...
Way to fucking be on a blind spot corner, you fucking dumbass.
Yeah, I'm getting this guy's license plate, hold on.
I'm giving this to my lawyer.
Hold on a second. Yeah, I gotta get this guy's income, hold on.
I
Like like like even the chances did is easy need to do early early 1v1s
I get I get I get water off the rest and they get a worst car and it's level 2 like it's just
And if I deserve Dom it's like like it's and the fucking dumbass back there so fucking stupid. It's unbelievable. I will get
Talk to me, baby. This is where you can see who you are. I'll see online though. I don't have you your friends
In Japan together what are you waiting for? Can you just finish your hard?
Are you to your mother? What do you mean by that? And that's what the fuck?
Sorry
six years ex-QCL. Oh steamer join me on steamer. Oh car back so fun.
You're not online here you're not too cool. Turn yourself online. You're never too cool
to be offline bro. You're not that cool. No no no you have to do for Russian shit like
that. I have to go I have to go offline. No bro you're not that cool bro so I'm trying
to be cooler than you. I literally have to go to the jungle. I'm joining a game that
All events and activities are set up by you.
All to ghost has been to say, all to convoy.
Am I here?
I don't want to be there as a convoy.
Yeah, I'm in your convoy.
It's your name, GVG?
Some activities could be just you and your friends.
Others are over there, everyone.
Chad, am I in his lobby or no?
You're kind of fast together.
Yeah, of course you are.
I think I am.
This is the place for it.
In convoys, you can create a group of drivers
to compete with or just explore with.
So I'm saying, yes, I am.
to get you to get
Wait to do to do so right is a fast-paced head-to-head race along
Yeah, I am in your thing so when you pick a race I join on my life
Wait, so do I get to use my jicicurras though? No, no, it's it's in person
Bitch I go automatic mode
HAKONE?
Ooh, Hakone down to Magari.
High skill score score.
Favorites radio station.
Wait, I'm supposed to use a fucking truck?
Yeah, but I actually skimmed you because I actually went to the left and I chose a
Another team my chip code labor reach her while watching
I get to use a truck and you get to use some slag shit. Oh, yeah
So you scum me got a guy
All right lock it lock it lock it. We can't lose our first race. Everyone knows me
Sound gone. Oh god. I
I am close. Yeah. Are you a manual motor? No. I'm playing out of a minute. I'm playing
manual bro. Come on. Well I had to swap because it was so bad. It was so bad. Okay then don't
go. Don't move. Let me swap them. Wait. It's sent here. Wait. I'm going to swap. Wait.
What's going on?
What's bro doing?
Bro, you're in a fucking fast ass port talking about what is bro doing?
Are you dead ass?
You're not dead ass, right?
I
Don't move out the fuck
No, no, no, no restart brother restart restart. You're just teasing me. You're just being a dork, bro
This game this game this game this game. No, give me a good car, bro
Oh, well, I can't give you a car.
This is what the race comes with, man.
So basically, I have to just hope now that you just, like, crash five times.
This is as strong as it's strong.
Uh, I think it's more opportunity, you'll get other races in a minute.
Bro, this is fucking ass, bro. Who's driving a Raptor through the canyons?
Wow, that's interesting.
I think I have to non-dress him.
What, I'm losing him?
Wait, how?
I
Wait what I'm gonna just tell me if I missed a checkpoint down gonna go watch the winners POV don't ever speak to me in my challenge
I literally reverse that thing for as well
Oh, so he gets a good car chat and I get some fucking truck?
I
Know you slow down brother
Here tell me a truck can't go right now. I didn't really give it out though
It was never about the car. You think this is like a fucking movie?
This is the worst fucking game I've ever-
Yo, come on, there's a big inferiority of it!
Wait, I'm so confused
It was bug, wasn't it?
Bro, did I just go automatic, bro? Like what is this?
Probably
Bro, this is fucking asking me not automatic
This guy says, uh
turn off abs six breaks no no no that's not how that works
can I get a change something real quick yeah sure you got to put me in a normal
thing though it's always done it's always done always lead ABS is on
holy shit your chops how is that the same weight class that's nowhere near the
same weight class
Okay, okay, trash and control off
Usually more than that beneficial if you know what you're doing it, but ABS
No, don't go no troll. I'm not kidding. I won't go. Oh god. I won't go. I have to switch something
Don't be weird. How do you change car? Why was it same? Does it say the same thing? I guess wait, we're playing the same show them
Wait, this is dumbest fog
I can't change. Okay. I can't wait. Well, let me change my controls while I'm in game.
Yeah, you can't do difficulty settings in the game. Are you fucking? This is the dumbest
shit ever
I go
All right, Chad, I guess I'm just playing an automatic manual again in a fucking truck just in second
I can't get second because my car just it's fucking like high rpms and like half a fucking second bro
I hate this game.
I think it's worse.
No drift.
I don't recommend it.
Wait, no, it's really better.
I
We're like it it's really I try this time to drift and it's just it's just worse
That one my point for any seconds. It's just really
Let's go matter daddy
Uh
Here's a muscle truck of the truck is the same class car and it's adapted for the fucking method
I mean it's the credits recommend it for the space
Let's go Steve over now though with titties. Thank you
Should I get a raptor just because that's in the game
No, it's a longer fast and furious bro. This is slow and relaxed
Oh, yeah
We play like a map where we could use our own cars or no
Dude again the same shit
This is stupid what the fuck is this
4.5 years
Wait, you don't know that was the same as a map
Oh, is it different yes
yes
bro i wanna use an Audi like you i don't wanna use a fucking truck
i'm telling you you're probably the benefit of this
maybe then there's one because there's more lines but i don't see it
like how does it come so down to people drifting it like it's just so dumb
am I a fucking dumbass
Oh my god.
So there you wanna chase me.
Somebody?
Got it.
So now I- wait wait wait wait wait wait!
I can't hit you, but you can hit me!
That makes-
You said that you had to do it right.
It could be a man.
I'm a fucking dork, fine that's a fucking dork.
And boom.
So he can hit me, but I can't hit him.
Nice.
Makes no fucking sense.
Makes no fucking sense.
I'll give you a point out of here.
You're trying to give me a raise,
but like actually fine.
I thought we'd do a new circle racer,
or set race, set race.
Let's do a set race.
The game isn't after, I guess Ron's five foot four S
would be able to see over the steering wheel.
Yeah, well, okay, true, I mean, okay, yeah, true, I was gonna say, yeah, true.
I mean, if I could have a truck and drift on a corner, and still conserve more speed and more traction,
then my car is insane, as I actually corner properly.
Like, really?
I could give it, I could give it.
Just like, achieve my setting.
Okay, do you wanna come over again?
Wait, but I still can't change my- Oh, hold on.
So what do I turn, chat?
I turn my shifting to automatic.
So like that?
Chat, wh- where can you- you do something with your points?
100 mocks in the jungle.
Barker's my doggie.
Bitch.
Am I still in your lobby? I am. Let's go another one. Come on.
I lose the race.
This is where the real shit is at.
Do people really be drifting in trucks in real life though?
Yeah, I mean, I think some of the better dripped cars, but it's like a freestyle truck, so...
Here's the number one.
Assist off.
Okay, like I'm telling you, you need to listen to me carefully, okay?
ABS, super important.
Tragic control, not.
Wait, we can't join.
Try again.
He's already importing my mic.
Oh
Yeah, oh no
Yeah, you're the awful without it. Yeah, you did
67 my pain it's for this shit in real life
What goes that I don't know what that is
What is that?
What is that?
M3.
It's an E30, right Chad?
Am I stupid or no?
It's GTR.
GTR.
Yes, it's on GTR.
It's just like modified.
No, build the metal won't work though.
Which I can control off.
Why are you guys saying 30 at the end of the game with that?
It looks perfect for me.
Did the lobby, what do you mean?
Wait, when I can log in into the match, if he got into the game, he's no match?
I'm with you, I'm in your convoys as...
Oh, because I can connect because there's a lot of lines in buggy.
So I queue it up again.
You're not even here, you guys are so stupid.
So let me just roll these noobies.
I will roll them.
It's all good.
Alright, you ready?
Me hope.
Why can't everyone just drive this speed a bit? Why do we have to do this fast shit?
You know what, okay, hold on.
Come on!
Come on!
What did God create for God's sake?
I'm gonna make you suffer.
I'm gonna make you suffer.
Fuck you guys!
The fuck are you taking a photo of?
There's nothing even in front of you!
Shut up!
Oh my god, oh my god, I can't go here, can I?
Like, shut up!
What are you talking to?
Yo, who are you talking to? How about you shut your fucking mouth when you talk to the king, make prints to everything?
Fucking leprechaun man, I got to go to a place.
At least I'm not a fucking under a bridge dude.
Get it?
Yeah.
Uhhhh, I'm just close to Alpha.
Wait, what are you saying? It was the other guy I'm liking?
Thank you.
That was fun.
Wait, you left the gun? Wait, no, wait, why?
Because we have a fucking race point, bro.
No, do it more!
I'll leave this game.
I can't even leave it.
I can't use...
I'm leaving right now, follow me.
Oh my god, what is this fucking stupid ass, like let me leave, let me leave.
Imagine that day I decided to quit, or uh...
You'll be back within two weeks because you have added money.
You make me tingle on my inside.
Bro, I cannot fucking leave.
You see my shirt?
No.
It's not you who'd like it.
Okay, coming.
I don't know what
You like my phone case you see it to me you're well on your way to the horizon
Invitational let's take a look you can track your background. I hate when they lock you into tutorials
Have a look through it
You're lucky you looks like you've got a reward if you want to complete
This is not a drill my partner your
To the horizon
Computational so get that root set and I'll see you there am I not in your thing or no
check
No, I'm tired of this fucking
All right, my love you there you are ready. I'm gonna choose up for a spec raising
Chattis young nuts, I think I need to turn back on it
I'm not sure if it's because of the
game.
Oh, really?
Mother Trucker.
Maybe I'd be invitation off and we could start archery.
It's been a little bit, but I think I just got to be careful with the throttle.
A skyline?
Not a bad shout at all.
Yeah.
time to not call back you're right I guess no wristband and this show ABS off
okay you make ABS off and there's one mistake you're fucking cooked it you're
going last race bro let's play come on all right
why would this is great wait Chad is the girl that goes
Oh, yeah, with the blah-blah-blah-blah.
What am I?
Event in progress?
Wait, so when you drift, do you pull the A?
Yeah, I do that.
But you have to hold gas as well.
If you're manual, you want to be in second or third gear depending on the car, and then
fucking send it
Turning log is true
I'm just waiting for players to be ready, are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
So why is it, how do we play?
Because we're at the end of the race and it's finished and we're joining the next one.
And they have to like, get out, get a little bullshit and then load in and it takes like,
it takes a long time for it to load in.
just try my thing in. Okay, this car doesn't have enough power to add just been out, but
we're good.
Wait, are we driving the same car?
Yeah, it's the standard GTR thing.
Yeah, but this car definitely sticks out.
It doesn't, the other one didn't. That one doesn't. Just try it. I have traction control
off and I hold, I hold second.
I think you're just hooting and hollering right now.
Oh, I'm in. Then enjoy your cruising this race against me pussy bitch. Yes.
Hey, not cool.
Wait, we're going against mad people, bro.
Why, these guys are like, they're like,
look at this guy, he's dead.
That guy's level 193?
Yeah, he's King Duck, King, I mean,
I don't know.
He's been out for like a day.
Oh.
What did I start last?
All right, well, I judge with a hand.
I
Be my third person for the ocean or not no
like why don't I conserve speed there like I don't get it
The number one racist in this lobby, let's do it, drop some more.
Not bad.
Ooh, that was really good.
That was really good.
Wait, it's learning!
I'm not gonna lie Chad, this is not bad.
What are you doing now?
I'm not gonna lie Chad, this is not bad.
What are you doing now?
I
Did you hear
No, I think you've been a bucket place. I had to overtake it like 10 time well
You you went for play you start you started singing place you entered it like you love you love positions
You lost positions I gained eight
It's off time, but I've caused I'm getting I'm getting like I when you have a little rain
I'll leave you in front. Yeah, let's be able to fucking run into and people bring in front of you
I've fucking massive car problems. I'm gonna be a fucking corner
So, are we gonna travel?
one more. One more. This is the final racer. All the models are locked in.
They put me back into 10th place?
Dude, just based off how fat you are in chops.
So, I'm pretty high up for fat, but you're still high up for being chopped.
Yo, as you see when you're behind me, just reading my license flavor. Thanks.
Mr. Aches fucked up my whole race.
God fucking dammit!
You're fucking mad, bro!
I'm gonna cookie monkey you.
like how do I not conserve speed man this game I can't
I'll be mad at the player, he's mad at the game.
Bro, get the fuck out of my way, you fucking dingus!
Oh my fucking god, bro!
I mean, this guy's just blocking every corner, it's just annoying.
One of these guys is in my way.
No, I'm actually getting mad. And when you see me mad, bro, you get the lightning and the thunder. I'm getting mad.
Well, like, is there even a way to catch up at this point?
I mean, I should put up, really?
Really?
No, it didn't go for time. It didn't go for time. It goes off the race.
Alright, alright. This game we're going to play, this guy was just straight being a terrorist or a lot of you.
Well I had a lot of fun playing with you though, thank you for playing.
Wait that's it?
Wait a minute.
I think we've got more.
No, no because we missed the first one because we weren't there.
To the jungle for the 46th time, Mr. Count.
To Jesus.
Say IT, Mr. Wrong.
I'll do BL again but it's factual this.
I'm gonna miss you now, daddy.
Bye man.
wait can you gamble to give it all or not you are so fucking addicted check any gamble
all right man i love you i love you man i'll see you soon
What's the new wheel?
Oh, I got another launch.
That was cool.
I enjoyed it.
I said upstairs. Who's upstairs?
All right.
We'll see. We'll see.
I'm not going to just leave you with one second.
I'm just going to finish the Navica. Should we do that?
like a batman
yes
it's the Kotlin
yeah it's the word
what are you doing
I was just watching you
that game is so troll
It looks like I like one of those games that you get on top of the motorcycle at like the Chuck E cheese and like you play like the Arcadia
It's like it's like those yeah, and a little bit of Gran Turismo slightly. I miss Gran Turismo too though. That was that was just classic
Yeah, the real reason that you see L. Thanks for the content real racing
People don't like it. They think they think they like racing it
But then if you don't want to race they play iRacing and nobody plays it that people feel hate actual racing because
Arcade is fun racing is bad. It's boring
People don't like it
So you have to find a way to make an arcade game fun and
Feel like it's an impossible task. Well, there's already really good racing
people that really want to play racing games, so like
the smell stone look maybe right here yeah I'm right there that's only right
next to you right with the motorcycle helmet no that's second okay where's
Buddha he's right here with the yellow that's Bajoran that is the gather the
voice and what there's whether where's penta um is that him at the bottom of it no no no
the sign of the um on this one top well that's see that's sears character right on the left
Where?
Directly at the left of NoPixel.
Yeah.
Who else?
I know all these guys.
Most of them.
I know.
No.
you
you
you
you
you
you
What do you mean if you're having a burger you're gonna have french fries
So you gonna catch up I get you the bottle you put on the side. What?
No, it's like okay hold up this will destroy our friendship right now. I'm not even kidding and I will leave
Do you fucking pour a bunch of ketchup all over your french fries before you eat it? No fuck that?
Thank God. Oh, thank God. Bro, those people are psychopaths. Yeah, you are psychos.
People that do that, okay, one, one. They're weird, okay?
But you cannot control the amount you have on each fry. You have fries that are there. Yes.
And a solo long chop. You have to put your fingers on it. You have to put your fingers on it and you have to get full of ketchup.
Yes, it's so weird.
Yeah, the correct the correct fry is like a match
This is a match before
Well, I don't like soggy fries, but I don't like overly crispy fries. They gotta be like like this a match
Like this. This is the fry and you dip the tip in the ketchup. That's the correct way to dip a fry
Oh, no, no, no one fat
You're forgetting that component. That's a whole other variable. I like the way deep in
Yes, dude, that's like that's pretty much the reason for the fat
It's because of over dipping and over condiments and stuff like that. But fuck. Yeah, bro. You got to go in
You have to go in no
if I if I
You know when you kind of
Taste whatever if I get a bunch of ketchup and I taste over this ketchup bag
It has to be like it has to be on the fried and mix into the taste
I don't want to taste the fucking tomato. I hate tomato. I feel you and I do actually have that for ketchup
But I'm actually gonna hit rip for a second normally
I have barbecue sauce and I love barbecue sauce and I
Computer death if I'm out of french fries
It's gross to poor my finger might come right what I'm trying to say. Oh
Yeah, I love barbecue sauce
Okay, it's a simple concept.
That's probably where most of my sugar and intake overall, if I were to think of overall
of my diet, it would probably have to be barbecue sauce.
Wait, really?
Nah.
Yeah.
You're going to get a bunch of bad ones.
Check.
These are Tom, Jeff.
If you eat a fry, right, like you might eat a fry, right, and if you catch up on top of
it, if the ketchup has enough ketchup on it, it's going to do this, right, this is the
ketchup.
and you get a full whiff of ketchup and that's terrible it cannot be enough
where the ketchup will go on its own and you're gonna catch up fry I think I
say I'd catch up mean you're very different my friend I'm never singular
frying in my fucking life what like that's yeah I'm grabbing multiple French
fries and that shit is getting your super size me fuck yeah bro one fry at a
time. Yeah, if like I get like why did no game that's there. I ain't hitting the
supersize me. Okay, that was crazy. I'm not hitting the supersize me but like
three or four fries. Yeah, and then there needs to be enough sauce for all three
or four fries. I'm not gonna just tap it. It's got to be enough. I like doing three.
So you're getting a lot of air. That's my problem. If you have three and they're
They're all gonna, they gotta push like a broccoli.
You're getting air in between the fries.
That changed the taste though.
Like, it's like, you know what I mean?
Like if you're sucking on a tip, right?
It's only the tip.
Like it closes down on the fry.
You're getting only what you want.
When you have three fries, right?
Like, they're like this, bruh, bruh.
Yeah, and you close on the fry like this, right?
Like you're also getting all these air gaps in between.
You are right. No, I hear yet. Like if I was doing like a crinkle-cut fry or like a steak fry
I'm going for one of them because I want that full texture
But if it's like a McDonald's french fry and it's a little tiny like that those four little fuckers are getting jammed
You know what I'm saying like they are getting jammed up in that bitch
That's just how that goes I I think may it was a B
as a standalone condiment that's almost as long no no yep yo then I'm on
yo every single burger base sauce that has ever been created in the history of
the world is mayonnaise based to okay mayonnaise is okay mayonnaise is rotten
eggs I'm not nobody gets it's it's fucking don't shit it isn't it isn't rotten
eggs? Yeah, it's rotten eggs, literally. It's rotten eggs. Yes, it is. It's regular eggs and
oil just mixed together. Wrong. What? Wrong. Grock it. It's just some egg mix of bullshit. It's
disgusting. Hit the grok. No, okay. It's not rotten, but they feel rotten.
It's not good in every scenario. It's white to be. It's not the good old time, like for
a burger, you can't, it's kind of hard. The only situation I can see mayonnaise not being
good in a burger stitch is like a fried onion barbecue sauce burger. I don't really want
what is there like a fried onion ring barbecue sauce you know what the fuck is
that fuck that okay then you don't what do you mean it'll onion the ring on a
burger just stop okay oh fuck you you've never had a western cowboy burger
dude actually I actually fuck you I'm actually about oh fuck you
onion rings in a burger?
for what? are you shitting me right now?
why would you fry the dog shit
in the burger? this isn't an every time thing but sometimes you're at the
Texas Roadhouse and that shit just looks a certain way
and you're going to get onion rings and you were going to get barbecue sauce on
your burger
and you are going to eat it that's just how that goes
and if you haven't you're just not human
Yeah, no to all of not all
Why onion is s for sure, right? But red onion it's actually gonna just to be
Right, it's to be it's to be to be not on a burger for me
It's it has that the bitterness that that taints the burger it dips the whole taste
towards the bitterness and you don't want that is that the is that the onion
they use at Wendy's hold on a second I don't think any anybody uses a red and
in yes as Esther no okay all right let's take a look at let's take a look at
how about some cheeses look at whatever cheese you want on the burger um I think
just like a classic. I don't know. I could get twisted sometimes. I think
Swiss is really fucking good in this in a lot of situations. I think Cheddar and
American is a Jack. I think Gruyere is insane. No, Jack, Jack,
cause those are sell these packets. They're made for burgers. I I know
It's really yeah, man. I didn't even see it. Oh, hold on. Oh, there it is pepper jack ester
No, I think it's fucking Jesse is correct. The Canadian mind could never comprehend onion rings on a Western burger
nor
Criminalized onions. Oh fuck me. Yeah. Is it Jarlsburg?
Jeff, what's Jarlsburg?
My days to buy that I fucking Costco
is that good for why they got great jelly on here like we're SpongeBob what did I
I didn't that puts Jarls bird on burger and it goes fucking hard but yeah I look
at the reality is that it I don't think there's a gospel S tier cheese on a
burger because it depends on what kind of burger it is yeah I agree I like it
depends like there's that what's the Swiss burger with the
caramelized onions and like that's like yeah Swiss melt
this right like that's where that's where that's this can you
share your screen by the way? Yeah, I got it.
Okay, Jack, we can still do this with this cheddar cheese if
white s orange cheddar cheese bad eight eight orange cheddar
cheese is bad American cheese or in shirt but cheddar cheese a white but bang
I'm a little I'm a little conflicted on the on the American cheese thing
isn't real it's just it it's you know it's better but more quality it could
never be cheddar I've eaten at least 50,000 slices of American cheese it's
It's not real. It's American made-up shit.
I feel like that has to put in here.
What is American cheese?
It's milk.
Okay, okay, okay.
Do you rank erotic to GameX?
Yeah, it's the plastic-y plastic scrapped singles.
It's not even a real cheese. It's just a mix of dog shit.
Know but there's something weird and mutated about it that makes it melt a certain way that like other cheeses can't do
Like sometimes you want that where would you even you know it like a in-and-out like in and out like oh like like a fake melt
Like a plastic. Yeah, like I like I left my fucking
Xbox on on the on the grill and it melted, but it didn't go to water
It just went in a nice slide
That's why when you do a grilled cheese you usually do American cheese
It's like it just melts a certain way, but it just makes it a good job. I don't know and sometimes I want that on a burger
Most times honestly still still a cup of cheddar fuck that really
Jack Jack cheddar cheese better to stop it. I mean I want to do it, but it cheddar cheese is better man
I would make it normally at restaurants like the isn't like American cheese like some type of cheddar
thing anyways yeah it's a lower quality cheddar it's a lower quality cheddar
literally come on bro who are we a regular a regular we'll just go from
right here I like a regular on a on a burger okay with a B what yeah I'd
put it in B I it's always I'm fascinated by it it makes me happy okay yeah this
is usually how I tell somebody is a good person or a bad person if you like a
arugula you're automatically a bad person it like it doesn't really matter what what it's gonna
flare what it's gonna when you're gonna show your bad person but I know that you're gonna do some
shit that's inconceivable because it's it's bitter it's it's earthy it's overpowering it
when you eat it with arugula you have arugula and and nothing and then the taste is at the bottom
kid because it's so fucking heavy it's shame I am a lettuce enjoyer okay I like the Christmas
of lettuce and I
Yeah, but a regular adds this other version of lettuce for me. That's like, oh, it's got a little flavor to it
And it's a little spinach where it hits better. It's got like a nice. It's like a nice fresh
nice fresh like
I'm outside and there's like flowers and stuff around me type shit like it's fresh. It feels good
Okay, okay, now that I'm another desk it overpowers everything
Fuck you.
Okay.
It's because your titha is burnt.
You burnt your titha buds, and you cannot taste it.
Oh, so we're saying the smoke thing.
Oh, okay.
Oh, so we're bringing up smoking.
Oh, really?
It's just burnt.
Like, if you like a Ruggola, you've burnt your drums.
Like, if there was less...
It's not matter you would put your...
It's overpowering.
No, it is not overpowering.
It's literally...
It's like a lettuce, with like a slight...
Earth sea more earthiness to it is not overpowering and you're wrong plus L
That bro
Whatever you know that right right
Whatever whatever whatever I mean, you don't win on that but I mean if you like it you eat it
I can't a holy iceberg is s
I'm going to know what no fat kid shredded iceberg not too shredded
shredded iceberg
Not too shredded it whole leaf iceberg a but the romaine lettuce actually kind of a C
It's what it is it the green will go. Yeah, fuck you. You just pissed me off. Well. Yo, really?
No, yeah, romaine lettuce shits on a whole leaf iceberg so hard and
Iceberg is only good on on the McDonald's burgers on a Big Mac. That is it
It's the only place that ever made sense.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna Google Romaine lettuce, right?
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna cherry pick, okay?
I'm not gonna cherry pick it.
And we're gonna look at it, right?
And you're gonna say, I'm gonna put this on your burger
and see if you like it, ready?
Does Wendy's use romaine?
Yeah, they do.
I could tell you right now.
Okay, okay.
At the store, okay?
This is the romaine lettuce we had at, let's say, right?
Okay.
And I'm giving you that one.
Okay, and I'm extremely happy. Okay, I'm giving you that one right there. Wow
Not not a nice crunchy part. I'm giving you this part on your patty
Yum
Yeah, you get that because they because you're probably mean to the people when you're asking for it in the drive-thru
I'm extremely fucking respectful. It's a high risk piece of the right. It's a high risk
And when you put it with toppings and shit, it'll crack and go apart and and and and and shrivel
It's trash, buddy. It's not good. It's it's nice. It's like a sheet. It's like a sheet of nice crisp like
Freshness it like Chris that's okay
You can actually bite down and it stays in
Inform as you bite through your burger fuck that you're actually biting down each bite and it will stay in form
Dude, dude, no it'll rip apart and sometimes it you'll you'll pull back and it'll pull the leaf out
Oh, I mean we can suck my burger and he's not doing surgery like fucking bitch
That is a skillet. No, that is literally a skill issue. You're not biting hard enough like you can't bite through a fucking lettuce
That's skill issue, bro. You're giving up on the bite and you're just pulling halfway through when you're done
You have to bite bro
Just I mean, uh, well, I mean, I didn't agree to disagree, but I mean you're wrong. You're wrong. I mean
soggy ass fucking infected lettuce
I
Infected you okay avocado is awful. Just don't bother with it. Next. Oh my okay. I can't
That is just ridiculous. I'm not I'm not a matter. I
Don't want it all the time. I want you to put avocado and a or B or I'm leaving the call
What?
There's no shugging up when you eat these.
I'll play it and be just as early as I can call it,
but Cheetah's quite a spank.
Jack, it's massive, it's thick, it's rotten,
and it's more expensive.
It's just not worth it.
It doesn't have air.
All the toppings on a burger have air.
It's air.
This one is fully condensed, it's thick.
It doesn't feel fit the texture palates.
I mean you might just be an avocado hater. I am like an avocado extreme lover
I feel like no matter any anything you add avocado to it just adds to it no matter
disgusting I can't think of a situation I'm like I don't want avocado next bacon
nester and you know not as fucking bacon tends to be a little bit a tiny bit
overpowering it. The smoky the smoky seeps through it might be a little bit too much most of the time
but it's still 8 oh it's like an A plus like an A plus I was I was I'm just not putting it into S
I'm not I couldn't put it in the S I couldn't put it in S I'm sorry.
I a bird I don't I can't think of a time I've ever taken a bacon off of a burger okay if I did it's
It's because I was enjoying it so much that I ate it all.
I will draw it.
I will draw it.
OK.
Now watch this.
Now watch this.
Wait for this.
All right.
Not bad.
Let me find the correct color alone.
Now you can get shit bacon, but I'm talking about good bacon.
Now watch this.
OK.
Now, do you like this bacon?
In breakfast time, yes.
37 months ago.
Now, you get unlucky and you get this
fucking disgusting ass, only fat, though.
Only fat dog ass.
Like, just stop it.
The real bacon is over here, but you get all this,
and it's awful.
Okay, but that's unlucky, though,
like they didn't render down the fat.
See, high risk, high risk, high risk.
And these haven't all the time, these haven't all the time.
You go to Red Robin, right?
Half the time you're getting a fucking fat slab of fat
on your bacon burger.
And I get to eat at Red Robin burger all the time.
I don't know, I've been bringing up Wendy's a lot.
They got to start paying at this point.
But like Wendy's, no matter what, it's a crispy bacon.
Yeah, because it's fucking fake,
because it's fucking fake, man.
I like it.
Well, I mean, when did they do some fucking fake ass bullshit?
I don't even know what bacon jam is, but if you don't put it at S tier, I'm sick to my
stuff.
Wait, what?
That sounds literally amazing.
Now, what is this?
If it was good, you would have had it in your life.
I'm not braiding dog shit.
This is gonna go to the bottom.
Is that the sauce they put in the radio burger?
I'm not braiding this shit.
It's awful.
I mean, beef patty, are we good at S?
It's S, S plus.
I mean obviously barbecue sauce um what makes a smash beef like a smash burger
What is that that's that's honestly better. I think I like that better. No it burns on the sides and it cuts your mouth when you eat it
it's shit
Bro, what what?
No, just how much HP are you at like a low a low a mouth, bro
Buddy, it smashed the fucking sides, it all fucked up, man.
Like even in his picture, it's all burnt up.
Yeah, I know, it's like the point, because it's like little crispy little...
Just use fast because he ate a lot of processed food, it doesn't mean he knows food and flavors
based God.
Really, bitch?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you heard that, I was gonna take a W. I was gonna take a W, but you heard
it, I mean.
Okay, barbecue sauce.
A little toenails, you might have a condo sound.
Oh, your sauce, usually, usually, it's a high B.
It's a high B.
It's a high B.
It's almost A, but a lot of times it's gonna feel like
it's standalone, it feels like it's lonely.
You'll go, oh, burger, oh, barbecue sauce, oh, burger.
You should never have a topping that does that.
It should be, oh, burger, wow, all these other things.
It can't be. Oh my god, barbecue sauce. That's bullshit. That's bullshit.
At the point, I mean, yeah, I agree. I actually agree.
And I think it's a low, I think it's a low end B tier because it's the only
situation I'm ever really doing it is that rodeo burger thing I said.
Besides that, it's just too much. I want a burger. Okay. If I'm going,
if I want barbecue sauce,
it's going to be on the side and I'm dipping it on the burger itself. No.
That depends. Yeah. I mean, yeah, yeah. Blue, blue cheese is awful.
awful go level Swiss Swiss Swiss TV a low a low a that's s s for me um really yeah I
love I don't have a caramelized onion Swiss burger smash burgers are always
salty AF look up California burger and rate oh yeah true would you consider
shake shack to be smashed burgers I mean they always have these fucking bought a
piece on the side of all fucking burnt up fucking shit up like they're like
supposed to be but they're not really they're kind of thick all right chicken
burger patty nah okay this is a C but the fried chicken patty that's a fucking
A plus bang is what you want on a burger though is this at is this adding no
no you remove the pat you know it's because the only pat we're in Canada we
do something called chicken burgers, right? I know you guys call it what I forgot what
you guys call it, chicken sandwich? Yeah, yeah, chicken sandwich. We call it chicken burger,
whatever. And if you get those that you get the fucking patty that Costco hard, fucking
straight hard. Yeah, these, these went from S tier to eight year for me. They've chicken
pat like fried chicken has been going down. Yeah, but the fried chicken patty Costco though,
Chad, you know what I'm about?
The fried chicken patty that cost the stacks?
Hard, so hard.
I think my issue, I'm about to have a big rant.
This is when I've been holding on to you for a while.
Chick-fil-A had such a successful thing
with the pickle batter thing,
and I liked it and everyone loved it,
but then it just got oversaturated
with like this pickle batter thing,
and every single chicken sandwich now
just tastes like a pickle.
And I don't want that anymore.
Like it was cool for like a little bit,
but everything doesn't have to be chicken pickle.
What?
Thank you.
Yo, I ordered Chick-fil-A, I ordered all toppings off.
You know what, there's three dots at the bottom, right?
I do, I do, I get the special chicken spicy, right?
I leave them, I leave the pepper jack in
and I remove everything out of this.
Remove pickles, remove lettuce, remove tomato.
I don't have everything.
And it's hard.
I like mayonnaise and lettuce on a chicken sandwich.
Yeah.
The way that they make chicken is that they have McDonald's.
That's best.
Yo, yo, yo.
Mayo with a fried chicken patty with a sesame bun.
Triple S tier.
Almost above any combo burger else.
It is what it is.
Bang.
This is hard.
I'm a brioche bun enjoyer for chicken.
I'm a brioche kind of guy.
Weird, weird.
It's not a good texture mix, I think.
It's up to you.
Really, brioche.
Brioche is almost never good.
Chili.
Fried egg is awful.
Fried egg on a burger?
Yeah.
It hits.
It hits.
Really?
You're wrong.
Yeah.
I put it at, it's not ashtere, it's atier.
But you do you.
This is your list.
I'll remember that.
You had to move avocado though.
No, put it back.
No avocado, you should be safe.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, we'll move chili, remove coleslaw.
Because it's not a real topping, is it?
Egg patty.
Egg patty for a burger?
Ew.
Well, what if it wasn't only an egg patty,
like a chicken neck muffin, another muffin?
No, but this is a burger topping tier list.
Oh, you're right.
It's not a burger.
Yeah, you're right.
Like, come on.
French fries?
Absolutely awful.
Nah, I only like those French fry chips.
Like, it's like a Colombian thing where they do like the French.
It's like potato chips, but sticks on it.
Those are good, but actual real french fries, L.
Yeah, it's L, of course.
I mean, that's so L.
Jack, if you like french fries and a burger,
you probably like potato and a burrito
because you're a fucking loser.
I mean, potatoes are always going to be a side.
It doesn't matter how you do it.
Potatoes are always a side.
If you make your main dish,
But unless unless it's like some some um
Chat one from that we have changed my table, right position one. That's fine, but yeah, I agree
Yeah, or protein. Yeah, but potato and a burrito is just wild. That's disgusting a lot of a lot of people like it though
I don't like it. No bad bad. It's just a filler. But there was a filler but there was something that gives you
A nutrition, right? It's just it's just there like like you don't want it to be a main
It's just something nice it's like it I mean
What's a freezy?
I
It's like the bullshit like it almost was like fucking kelp ass mother-sucking
Lettuce shit dog shit. I oh I always good. Oh
I don't know that is
On a nice beer bun. See like that. They would put something like that on like a Swiss burger or whatever like some I only I'd say
That's like a tier garlic mayo
I'll look at A maybe. I think it's kind of a C low key. On a burger, it's so much taste.
I think you don't like mayonnaise. I think that's what it is.
It's Watton.
Yeah, it's not.
Hot South is never. It's gonna be a low D.
On a burger now.
Jenapeño, so like a low C.
On a burger, nah.
Thank you. Oh shit
Saute mushroom. It's gonna be like a fucking low B
Low B. I
Oh, yeah, I agree because the thing is is it's so hit or miss
I know you shouldn't look at it like that
But I feel like most times if I get sauteed mushrooms and something it's normally dog shit, and they you know
I mean, I was really this to Laura, but my real feeling is that it's a fucking low D
Absolutely dog shit. I
Was lobbying
It's fucking awful.
I've had it one time that was good and I think it's just bad.
So we can remove this.
Mac and cheese is the awful truth to take a break.
I've never had mac and cheese on a burger in my life.
Awful.
They do it over years and then at some places, awful.
Marineris sauce, what the fuck's going on?
Not to mention you're not going on a burger.
We're going to put this into awful.
Yeah, these are all fake.
These are all fake.
Brown mustard that fuck that can be good. Actually that can be good
Really, I think it's a little bit not for not for me
Isn't Dijon mustard and brown mustard the same thing or am I tripping? No, it's even more coarse. It's even more
It's like it's like about brown rice
Yeah, it's very coarse
Yeah, I'm not a big the only kind of month like when it comes to that is spicy mustard at like Chinese food restaurants
They've read like the spicy mustard. I'm down for that
Meryl
I muster it it's not it's time to understand it. It's just gonna be a D
On a burger I'm good. It's that's not that's not touching my burger
Yeah, like it's if it's then it's hidden like I'll handle it as a D, but it's awful
I think honey mustard is never good, but I think I must I think I think if I was president
I would ban it I would say I would say it causes some form of
Rare disease and I wouldn't let my population eat that shit. I think it's terrible. Well, well, I like honey mustard
Why I like it for for chicken tenders and in some but on my burger
You're not putting honey mustard in your hand.
I'm like, yeah, I mean, sometimes you get it on accident.
You don't ever like honey mustard at first by choice.
It's because they fuck up and you get honey mustard instead of barbecue sauce.
But then you give it a shot and you're like, it's not that bad.
But barbecue sauce is still better.
I think you can have honey.
You can have mustard.
And they're both acid.
You put honey mustard and it's like a C in general.
Like why not just have honey or have mustard?
Why do you have to be built with that?
Like, it doesn't make sense to me, just take your pick.
Guys, I don't know if I want to do ketchup or mustard.
I'm gonna, a Kepp Mardon is what I'm using, love that.
Like, no, who does that shit?
Who does that?
Nobody does that.
You sound stupid.
It's just like a barbecue sauce without like
the smoky brown sugar kind of to it.
That's kind of what I'm saying.
Mustard?
It's not honey and mustard.
Like that's not what it tastes like.
Okay, then then then don't call it anything else. Call it something else. Call it fucking uh, call it um, south fucking uh, northeast or some shit.
Cause selfless only chosen.
Okay, pickled jalapenos. Same thing with regular jalapenos. I don't care for it on a burger.
It's gonna be awful.
Oh, it's better than regular jalapenos because those are just too fucking spicy.
I love that shit.
Really? The fresh jalapenos.
I had honey mustard by my steak with grilled chicken sandwich and it really was a good new thing on my sandwich.
I like that for you man.
Caramelized onion is gonna be a classic low-b. Low-b probably you're gonna see.
S tier.
Aye, aye, so we're- Aye, we're trolling.
Oh, okay, we're trolling.
I am not trolling. Caramelized onions is a- is a- is a perfect burger thing. It's perfect.
Okay, you- you order some takeout, that is this, right? It- it comes home.
It's this disgusting stacked cold jelly set that feels like you're eating squid.
It's like you're eating a tentacle.
Like, what the fuck? It's disgusting.
Well, that's because you eat your food like three hours later and it's been sitting outside.
Like, I don't know what else to say. Like, put it in the microwave.
Do you hear me?
So, sautéed onions, though.
A plus.
What was that?
Sausburger is this.
Sautéed.
uh
now we're cooking
what the fuck is happening
yeah i donated
sauteed onions is same as
caramelized they had both bsd for me
we got onions at the
i'd love to see it's just bad
it's just bad it's annoying
that was really funny we're gonna remove that
i like pickled onions on tacos
pickled onions on tacos
yeah
no
Again, um, I pickled what?
Pickled onions on tacos.
Um, okay.
Not for burnt, not real.
Onion rings, you're just, you're just out.
It's, it's a D awful.
No, it's, it's, it's eight here.
It's eight here.
And it's low eight here because I don't want it every time.
But when I want it, I want it.
And when I eat it, it's good.
So it's got to be two.
I don't think you have two fried things as your main thing.
It's too much fried.
It's fucking bullshit.
There's only one fried thing.
You fry your fucking penny.
No.
You know.
Yes.
It's not fried.
No, you sear it.
You know.
Grill it.
The pickle is the fucking S.
Bang.
Bang.
It is.
But like I said, it has to be that snappy.
I'm so sick of McDonald's pickles over it.
Okay, I'm gonna give you shades of your pickle, okay?
And then you're gonna tell me when to stop
on what, how you want it, ready?
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
The one in the middle.
Okay, that is it.
Okay, the correct answer.
is the second one.
Was number two.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, easily.
The problem I have it is that a bunch of the pickles
that you get these days are kind of like this.
Like, you know.
Yeah, and they're super squishy.
Yeah, like what is that?
Bro, I'm so good.
It's like, yeah, no, I don't want that.
I want like a nice crisp.
I want it to snap, like almost like a cucumber.
A small crunch and it releases all the essential oils
of the pickling.
That's hard, man.
Like that's why I like romaine lettuce.
I think we can roll back to,
could we go back to the romaine lettuce?
Okay, yeah, but yeah, okay.
One more thing I gotta add though.
This is a real pickle, okay?
This is a real pickle.
If it's a real dill pickle,
it'll be kinda like that, right?
Right?
You know what I mean?
So, no, no, it has some form of alterations, right?
alterations, right? So whenever you cut it, right? If you'll notice, things like Chick-fil-A,
you never see those ridges in it, ever. Because it's a Chick-fil-A pickle.
Yeah, that's already been, yeah, it's completely been saying.
Yeah, it's wash, it's all yikes.
You want a nice little lime?
Yeah, it has a crunch.
I agree.
Okay, that's why Dave's hot chicken pickle, Dave's hot chicken pickle, they are,
You are insane.
Like-
That's the pickle I like.
Yup, yup.
Yo, yup, yo.
Yup.
Cinema, cinema pickles.
That's hard.
You put that on a burger, I'm happy.
Yeah.
When it's like completely green and you can't even,
it's all just one color, almost gelatinous,
like how McDonald's does it.
It just pisses me off.
But now, watch this take, it's gonna be insane thick.
You don't cut it like this.
Cut it like that.
Oh, Leora, you get two long way pickles like that.
Oh, I cannot.
Oh, I cannot.
So fucking hard.
Nudge lateness, because it still has that hard.
Yeah, I mean, I'll take it either way.
Hey, you want it the long way.
It's all good.
Pastrami on a burger.
Pertricks, QCL.
Ali Pastrami by itself.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm not saying a lot of these are not in real time.
See, this is all fake thought.
Fucking peanut butter.
Thousand islands.
Thousand islands.
It's, it's kind of a S.
Hey, it's.
Well, no, it's S.
I like that it's kind of soft.
It's nice.
No, S is on every burger.
I don't know what I'm never going to come back.
Well, I think these things is that everything has to be S and 10 plus.
As S is the things you want on everything and it does.
It's never wrong.
Like I I would eat it on it
I
would oh
I
Wouldn't eat barbecue sauce in every burger and I love barbecue sauce like my favorite sauce
But I would eat a thousand Island on every burger on God
Tomatoes is a low D
Fuck you. I'm gonna go
See this was my psycho check and now I know you're an intruder like now. I know now I know tomatoes are s tier
You can get a bad tomato and it's unlucky and it sucks and it's not a meal.
Oh, unlucky bad tomato.
Wow.
But a good one, it's amazing.
OK, I'm bringing out, I'm bringing out the banana.
Here we go.
All right, I mean, you and me, you and me, you and me, you and me, so.
Like, don't get me wrong, a tomato might actually ruin a burger for me.
I might be like, fuck, this sucks.
They gave me some green tomato.
But if it's the right tomato, gg's.
So this is your nice burger.
OK, I want you to visualize.
I want you to eat it with your hand.
OK, this is your nice yum.
Wow. That is your burger. OK.
OK, you like it?
It looks good.
You're a lot better than you eat it.
Can you put sesame seeds on it?
Of course. Thanks.
you like it I do like that yeah like it's no it is like you know it has like a
nice little law almost like a like a mark of the bottom like the nice little
square the bottom because it was made flower wow and now hold on a slight
orange perhaps maybe even maybe well done now watch this are you putting
lighting on it whoa whoa whoa whoa
Wait, what's going on?
Oh, is that a cheese?
Yeah, it's a cheese.
It's a cheese.
Okay.
Okay, a nice, wow, and it's melted too, hold on.
Wowie.
Okay, hold on.
Maybe even an old one with a texture on it.
Because it's kinda shiny, it has that shine to it,
it has that shine, right?
Oh, I put the belly too high,
now it's not at the bottom, fuck.
Oh, you know what actually is at the bottom?
This fucking disgusting aberration.
It's not on the bottom.
Again, this fucking top.
It's on top of the lettuce.
It's on top of the lettuce, perfectly on top of it.
And that's why Romaine lettuce is the best.
It's a perfect fucking bed for a tomato.
Okay, so we're gonna readjust this burden. Okay. This is right.
All right. Here comes the company. I got you. I got you. I'll make a good footage for you.
Thank you.
Wow. Now where the letter should be below it though.
Well, hold on because first the more important part then there's the
Oh, hold on, it's trying to drip a little bit, hold on.
It's not, hold on.
It's trying to drip a little, oh, hold on.
Okay, because you're squeezing it, too.
Now it's in the bun.
I mean, it's okay, I mean, it's okay.
Okay, but you're squeezing it.
No, but it's okay.
You're squeezing the burger.
Nobody though, because it's a nice tomato, we like it.
Now, but it's inside the bun, though.
It's all, and it's so inside the bun
that the bun's got the discolor at the bottom.
And now, the bottom of the burger is all of it.
It actually broke up because it's so soggy that the bun is breaking.
That's so good though, right?
I mean, yeah.
It takes you three fucking hours to eat a burger.
Normally, you're not going to have all the liquid from a burger, from a tomato go into
your bread. That's not normal. It should be all nice, crisp, ready to go. Your shit is soggy
because you're just letting it sit there like there's no other excuse. Also, you put your lettuce
underneath the tomato which straps the liquid from going down. The only juice that should be going
down into your bottom bun is the juice from the burger. Oh, okay. It was also good about this.
I also had a fucking tomato seed flat out on my patty. I love those. I mean, that's bonus, right?
And oh, oh, yummy a nice tomato see and I didn't tell you
But you know this tomatoes he didn't notice right but the tomato was actually right but
I said you get unlucky and you can get unlucky and it's the same with the pickle we agree that you can get an unlucky pickle
You can get an unlucky tomato too
This is ridiculous a good tomato is good so and
it's because you don't get romaine lettuce on your burgers that's why your
tomato juice is so you reach your limit on talking sorry I don't know what this
other came from I can't fuck you Jack it's too risky
Jack there's too many problems that can happen with it why can't what I'm making
so I'd wait and I could just give it to him.
This all comes down to you not enjoying Romain lettuce and I know this and we could fix that.
I'm telling you that's the issue.
Right.
We could figure this shit out.
Hold on now.
I'm not invented.
Oh man that burger.
That's it?
Now, hold on.
Why?
What do you mean?
That's it.
What do you mean by that?
OK.
That's like a nice.
Hold on.
But also, my burger has a little bit of like, you know what
I mean?
It has some charm.
it's charred up
well that looks good
put some fucking pickles on that shit
oh! okay
can you do one thing just for me?
use pepper jack instead of its ten times better just like the burger sauce at
thousand island just a little bit really why
just a little bit but just not as much ketchup
yeah
Get an onion ring in that fucking bitch.
No, I'm not putting a fucking onion ring in that.
Now, with this burger, you would want a regular onion,
not an onion ring, not a fried onion.
See, you want to see my onion ring?
Yeah, like this.
Now, here it comes.
You would?
Yeah.
Now, watch this.
Oh, so we're putting it under.
No, I want to do it.
Okay.
Holy shit, cinema.
Hold on.
Okay.
Okay.
And then he has some great ridges like that.
I think I got the southern burger, burry.
Oof.
I'd eat that.
I would eat that 100%.
Dude.
Jack, I would eat that.
That burger's hard.
That's a burger, everybody's getting great on there.
See that, this is why all of this is only S ingredients.
No dog shit.
You get this, most of the time it's gonna be good.
Told you.
The burger sauce is S tier.
But the what?
You put burger sauce on it.
The Thousand Island.
The real question is what will Jesse not eat?
This fucking tomato nader Wendy's gave me.
Look at this fucking thing, dude.
See?
He's still lucky.
I'm lucky.
Now it's a ruin, you know what I'm saying?
Honestly, I'd be happy with this.
What?
Like, I could eat that by itself.
I love this.
What's this, motherfucker?
I'm dying.
The Saturn burger.
This fucking tomato nader Wendy's gave me.
Look at this fucking thing, dude.
What the fuck is this?
OK, that's crazy.
This one is crazy.
That's the whole pickle.
They gave me the fucking McPickle Pounder.
What the fuck is this bullshit?
Thank you very much, thank you.
You're welcome.
There it is, darling.
We're off to live again.
Listen to the expert name.
No, but that on a chicken sandwich though, that's what he notes good.
I'm gonna put the chicken on a shuttle load into my burger.
Oh, she's British, so I mean it.
What is that?
Ew.
Yo, and Poland, they had these, hold on now, sweet chili chicken burgers, hard, so hard,
so hard, that's hard.
Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce.
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it
turns out, that might be what you get.
a four-channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site
Shackles of the plastic bin of lettuce with the statement
this is the lettuce you eat at Burger King admittedly
he had shoes on
Burger King has a low quality lettuce
the post went live at 1130
the what?
they had like the lowest quality lettuce
that was the worst lettuce
I think that was why everything
it's a consistently bad lettuce though
very consistent
I'm not stopping
People are saying wrong or from EU am I right because in America shit is ass
Yeah
Especially refund game
Well, I
Yeah, finish it
This is probably the best in the games. I played in the wobbly like like you know, it's a demo, right?
Like, it has a lot of progression to it.
It's nice, cause...
Oh.
Yeah.
It's nice, because I thought it was a self promo, like, one day, like, then I know where it is, then it'll be kind of good.
Yeah.
Wait, I owe them a hundred...
I stole a hundred dollars on this lady!
All right, um, well, that's gonna put that- yeah, that's gonna- that's gonna get really bad though.
Like, I cannot upload them.
Okay, watches, ready for this? Challenges, watches. This is my rocket.
Is that insane?
Um, I need to, really quick, I need to go up with this real quick, yeah.
Need some money.
Wait, how'd that work, money?
I need to do it again. I need to do reuploads real quick.
You can't take what it's facing at because it's not good enough.
I think we're close.
Like your YouTube videos, even like showing anything though.
Oh, you're shitting me. They're watching some slob.
Like it just shows at launch. Barely.
Wait, did they...
I keep throwing out the camera facing me, man.
Okay.
OH!
Wait, is he gonna see the lightning as well?
No, it's gonna be way too far away.
So, does that give more money?
No, that one's fucking useless.
Well, last time, Jack, last time, it was loading.
I
Wait
What was it?
Okay, now watch it. So now what we do is that I need tickets. So we need to come first really quickly first
I robbed this lady. So I thought that we were never gonna see her again
So now I'm back here right because I'm a good guy and then
Um, I will buy some, um, they want what? Egg.
Who know, Ghost Trace?
What's that?
That's four.
I mean, see, business was struggling, so...
I don't mind putting it on top.
Now watch this. I go here. Hold on.
You putting the eggs on the ground, bro?
Well, I just had to.
I hate that people blad over to Kiev.
I miss. Yep, cock. Yep, I'm top.
Yep, cock.
And you?
Yep, suck.
Yep, lock. Yep, lock. Yep, dock.
So when you do that, you grab it,
And you go deliver to the house 16 because they really want to ag it. They want to do it themselves. So I do for them
You're just bringing it with in your hands. You're just handing it to them.
Well, yeah
And now I get tickets
So with those tickets we can now buy the uh, Bro and Gekulator that we need
Oh, because now we're gonna come up with a new one.
Exactly, exactly.
First of all, I also want the camera, right?
Do I need more money?
Buy a brookie there from the hardware store in December.
Okay, um, broken calculator, eh, right here.
So how do these emulates?
Oh.
I need a bench?
Oh, I do need a bench, okay.
I need to buy a...
Yes, I'm doing a...
I think we have enough money, right?
Okay.
I need to buy a...
Yes, I'm doing a...
I think we have enough money, right?
Okay.
You need to buy a- yes, I'm doing a- I think we have no money, right?
Um, the stamina lifes.
And maybe even a bench outside, Loki.
Can you put the rocket on top of the RC car?
It's what I'm saying, there's probably a way to glitch the game.
To do all that.
Like, there's a way to go to the bunker.
Just try that.
Wait, can I put it inside?
Check.
The camera?
Oh yeah, no shit.
Wait, is that, wait, is that,
That was not the correct one.
That's a rocket bench. Wait, but I bought the other one first. Oh, it dropped on the ground the one I already had. I can't do my hands very much.
Alright, there it goes.
So, I don't know what's the max range on any of this shit. Like, I don't know how far we can go.
Okay, can I get it?
uh...
untrue
so what do i want this?
oh the computer chip!
excuse me, i'm like, excuse me now
dude!
yeah, you get that little processor off of that
And we'll get it.
Oh, CPU!
So this would be in the rocket of the computer.
Uh, huh?
No understanding.
Oh, I think it's for, you can put a camera on it.
Coding lab, then?
What's that?
I'm confused.
Let's enjoy the camera.
Where did I put it?
There.
Oh, and here!
No, another this.
In the coding tab.
Let me just get the camera.
Chad, do I need to...
Does that allow?
Oh no, I forgot shoulder.
I'll be out of this.
What about the camera symbol?
Oh wait, this is the camera.
So then, how do I, how do I,
locked?
The coding tablet.
I don't get it, Jack!
Am I dumb?
The third tab. There's no third tab. Purchase. Attach module.
What?
No way.
XQCM.
Okay, this is kinda sick. I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, um...
Walk at lunch. Repeat forever.
So...
What even are the commands I can do?
In Crypto Camera Module, how?
Where?
Where is the camera?
That's a workbench.
Uhmm.
Huh?
The other bench.
I don't have a camera though!
Oh!
Like that!
Bang!
Okay.
Seriously?
Stop pretending.
Code!
I still cannot fix the fucking code.
I STILL cannot fix the fucking code.
So where is the camera?
Can you put REPEAT on? REPEAT?
Inside the rockets.
Huh?
Explain Jack!
Sorry, I know it's already there.
Ever doesn't need code, code is for parachute and wings moving.
So, this was for nothing?
Yeah, I guess the coding part isn't for the camera at all.
Oh, the camera's working! Look at all that there!
Yup.
Wait, you're gonna get crazy YouTube views.
Oh, yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, this is gonna be insane.
Let's see what it is.
I'll put this in that voice.
Wait, that's...
Okay.
Not bad.
that's bullshit 50 months can I get a welcome to the jungle that's bullshit
I'm gonna make some food so you get with some points
Have this shit. Eat it.
Oh look at the camera.
Yeah, I mean, wait, we've had it for a while now.
No, but it just like popped up randomly.
Wait, really?
Oh.
Damn it.
It's because you're in the CUI.
Now watch this.
Wait, I need another upper.
Oh, I think I need to make better food, no?
Is it that good for XFIDGET?
Okay, now we can do more stuff, okay?
So...
What we can do...
Look, the last part I think is huge, that's huge.
But 20% better grains.
I think food's better.
Oh, our YouTube?
Oh, oh, oh, Master Shetland.
So then we can pull over to the classroom.
Wait.
I have to hit it first.
Wait, hold on.
Chat, I don't know what you do to make it this better.
Is there a way to make it better, chat?
Oh, can I get other shit from the store, maybe?
But the top right says he added a parachute chip.
Oh.
Parachute chip.
Hold on.
Wait, what's the better chip?
How do you get that?
You have to go buy it?
Better chip!
Check?
Wait, could you disassemble the RC car?
You could call maybe actually.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Good call, maybe, actually.
He doesn't have it yet. Maybe it's later on in the video game?
Oh, the radio...
Oh, I mean, we need other jobs then.
I forgot to check for jobs.
Left off your end.
Okay, let's break the RC car. See what's in it.
That'd be crazy.
That's a bad word combo.
What word?
Chance.
Um, what did it want to get?
I forgot.
Good job.
Job in.
Um.
Um, moaned a lot, I mean, oh yeah, I did it.
Thank you guys for the gap, though.
Let me do what?
Mowed a long one, man.
Is that long?
Oh, but now an appeal is rotting one core.
Oh, this is awful, man.
I hate it. I hate this job.
I hate this!
It doesn't even work either.
Yeah, maybe I could cheat it. Maybe I could put it in between two lanes.
Wait, fish it!
Well, thank you to the tickets, so fuck yes.
I think I should do the trash job real quick after, so we can get the tickets to the bike
and the rest of the stuff in the store.
I think I'll scammer or something.
That was not going to be a parachute, I think it's just a chip.
I think it's just a chip we have on the wrong thing it is a bit tedious and I'm
Oh, I can pick up the trash. Oh, dude. Dude. With the RC car, so we would only stymie.
Why am I trying to chit-chit and saying bandit like crazy? Like, almost the entire day.
Pearshoot, okay.
Ejection module.
Deploy Pearshoots.
Uh...
Uh-oh.
Uh...
Uh-oh.
If W is pressed, let's be honest.
When WK is pressed...
What do you put that?
What do you put that?
Like this?
Like this?
Like this?
Like this?
Like this?
In the break? No.
As you flat top, no?
Can you like cover it in the if, like that little white circle?
Yeah, like that. There you go.
And now, that should work, right?
I don't get it. It's installing. So do we just look at there?
I think so, yeah. That's right. Why would you repeat forever?
Oh.
Wine cider.
Alright.
All right, hold on.
Well, how long?
Jesus Christ!
Not that, right?
Wait, do you know how long it'll end?
I mean, you still gotta...
It's gonna be February twice!
It's gonna be February!
Doesn't matter?
Does it matter?
Oh, yeah, yeah, then you clicky.
Oh, wait, yeah, that works.
Did we like that on YouTube though?
I love that.
They kind of liked it, yeah, that's not too bad.
Did you just re-upload it like five times in a row?
Well, not, I mean, yeah, I mean, we could.
Equip the wing control module, how do you do that?
Oh, let me guess, what the f*** is with the fannet?
Uh, maybe I have to get a job.
Oh, well.
Oh, my God!
Um, can you not do it with RC?
No, you can't.
GGs. I mean this is so bad.
I mean really? That's just so many of them.
I wanna have fun, I wanna do all this.
Oh, I just need to get back at it.
If you really think about it, I almost got it.
Slept on the ground, is that okay?
Thank you!
House 14!
Is there a net though? Do I- will we run?
Shit, you right?
That was- that was nine.
I think it's- I think it's six right now, but-
Yeah, six. Okay, we're done.
Uh, where's my- Yeah, this should be a good- Like, this is gonna be good.
There we have all the bubbles now, no
You're just gonna have to code it I'm a shoot really easy
We have another week
Now we put that motherfucker on the chip
And now we code that bad boy, right?
Okay. Rotate Wing 10 degrees. Wait. Wait. Uh. Oh, I have an idea. Uh, how many seconds
as you think after flight to why no we don't do that 63 months hope all of you
are doing well xqc l oh I think I know see at the top says rotation maybe it's
like if this rotation and then else do this rotation so like you have it turn
if it's going this way and you have a turn if it's going oh dude smart way
yeah she goes you have a compensation system so it's if this and you fix
that right yeah like you would do like two of them so one of them would be this
x so if x rotation x is what like maybe ten degrees no they're wearing ten
degrees no maybe like one-to-ones like minus 10 oh I guess I mean like it's so
with fixing it by 10 oh that could work too I think yeah above 10 ah now we
Now we put it in the uh, thing I didn't I didn't need to fix the parts as well like
You should have another one though for if the x goes the opposite way it turns the other way
Oh
Wait you actually cook that yeah
Catch motor
Wait, is it heavy?
Oh, in the repeat, you do it.
I don't know what that means.
What the-
What the heck?
I think you can act into the wings, but it doesn't work, though.
Oh, because I always can't get in line.
I don't think I think it's working, it's not doing anything.
It's not in the loop.
It has to be in repeat mode, and you have to consider all four wings.
Oh god, we're back to school.
Fuck.
Alright.
Um.
Oh!
The wings are going to have color codes!
Oh my fucking god, it's a big river.
So repeat remember we go first.
Yo Grock fix this.
And then you would copy that and paste it again.
So now you would do another one if under.
Another if here right.
And it would do, it would do, it would do, it would do.
Put this in here.
And you would do what they're waiting.
Now there would be a ring, orange.
Road, oh, actually be the sideways.
That's above 10, above 10.
Then it would go minus on this one.
Right?
And then you would do that for all four wings.
So you add another if,
And then another if and you put those again inside again. Am I doing right?
I'm reading.
Wait.
One guy says we should be greater than 10.
Okay.
It is though.
What do you mean?
Great antenna, so great antenna, great antenna.
Let's just try this one out, okay?
Shut up.
You're minus antenna.
So counteract chat.
And you would, and what you would do, right?
If you were really good at this game, right?
You would do increments of 20, 20, 30, 30, 40, 40.
And you would do all increments.
Every time it goes too far, then.
No?
No?
How do you remove that though?
I don't understand it!
I can't put it higher! Anymore. How do you put it higher? It's stuck there, man!
Can I uninstall it on the right side? Can't. Oh, geez. We'd have to reset the whole rocket.
too but oh God okay ship stall wave
What the fuck is that?
That's the parachute.
What the fuck are you protruding?
Dude, it's fucking cool to see you, Luca!
Yeah, click connect again, and then move it.
Hey, you have- I feel like you just had it good, but then you clicked connect.
Dude, what do you find out?
I think it was good for a second. It was blue like where you could drag it.
Can you see that's blue? Now move it.
How? You can't.
I don't know.
Wait wait wait wait. If you do this I'm dead.
Oh it's f- we f-
Can you just grab the blue only here?
I
Made you change the top or everything
No, I mean reflect
Jack exclaiming it could be the direction thing on the bottom right
Like maybe you have to check that
and then you can move it
wings yellow dots
no I think I fucked it
whatever, that's not allowed anymore
connect the lines, how?
it's the nozzle
no it's not, you're just saying that
Okay, so then we're good then.
So I did that.
This is what's here, right?
That's a little, let's just say.
Oh.
I don't want this to be yellow though.
I don't want, I don't want it to be yellow though.
Like, this doesn't even make sense.
Oh, it works. Yeah, I got it. I got it.
This actually makes sense.
Alright, let's test it out.
We're good now, right?
Click apply, apply on the bottom one.
Shit.
Wait, did it? I'm like...
Yeah, you did, you did.
But the wings are not in the correct spot though.
Like this.
Oh, cuz the overlapping that's why I was doing that
Are we fucking
Got it it works
Okay, got it.
Bang!
Bang!
Hold on, but now we need to fix the Chode.
Fuck.
Uh, we need to fix the height of the- yeah, this is gonna- watch this, it's gonna troll.
Oh, I got it.
Wait.
It didn't go as high, but I mean, we can fix that.
I mean, it didn't turn though.
So what do you want the turning for?
I mean, I mean, it didn't it didn't turn though. So what do you want the turning for this turning? It didn't work
It didn't we didn't do our question
And the code is wrong
Yeah, it is. Yeah, why the code wrong?
I'm literally gonna ask rock a clock I think connect them
I will connect them to the idols and fuck it.
There you go.
Wait, that's perfect!
Wait, that's perfect!
Brother, brother, that's actually perfect though!
Oh my god, I even never hit record!
Brother, why the fuck is it not working?
She needs a 1, I mean 1.
1?
If y not x.
That doesn't seem to make sense, I don't think.
I don't get it.
I don't get it either, I'm not gonna laugh.
What the shi-
It's because I- I- I- I- I clicked WS1.
Oh, is that Godot?
Do we want that?
Wait, what happened?
What happened?
No!
You can't do that to me.
You gotta go to the bunker though at least and you gotta try to fly on top of the RC
car.
Yeah, I mean true.
Wasting energy?
Well, also the wings were tilting inwards though.
Is it that in?
The waves were tilting inwards.
I think it's Z.
I think it's Z.
I think that's five.
Oh, yeah, of course.
It's literally perfect.
Fuck.
Okay.
But yeah, I was thinking if we go to Mars though, in a demo.
Then we can like glitch in and make it like to the moon.
Why not?
Yeah, what would help it go farther up?
Maybe the shoulder?
Five inch.
Maybe I'm doing something?
I mean, yeah, maybe we could also do the whole thing. Yeah, the old old. Yeah
Propelent and he broke it up around max out. It's max. It's max when
More perks. Yeah, which I what I just do
I know what I just said, you know, we want to have a shoulder
The Chode doesn't work because it's not like it's a wrong...
It doesn't... Yeah, that's busted it.
Because the Chode is only for the non solid fuel rockets.
How'd you do that?
And that made you want to finish it.
Oh! Oh, Jesse!
What?
dude watch this
are you able to add another set of wings or no
no no but yeah we could
cause like what if you had one set of wings going one direction always
and one other set of wings going the other direction so then it's like a
fucking fan
Yeah, but yo, this is even better. We could control it so we could go to the bunker.
Oh, like actually control it.
Drive there.
Okay, Chad, how many degrees?
Oh.
Oh, parachute can go to Q.
That'll work.
This should work. We can do it on the flat. Watch this.
Okay, it doesn't really, so you're gonna have to change X, right?
Yeah, because it's the one side, right?
Watch your shit.
Uh, wait, rotate.
Oh, we wanted to rotate it inwards.
Okay hold on. Chat, can I not keep pressing it? It's on repeat forever! I didn't even need to remove that for this particular part. Chat, do a pause.
I think what we want is this.
This.
Yeah, you can only do once.
It doesn't work.
Oh, it won't check if the key is being clicked.
and won't you the case being clicked
Alex
or you'll have to do repeat until he is depressed
this man walking jackson 45 Jesse can I get a welcome
No, but I don't think that the um...
I'm going to crash out what rockets have you seen spiral into space like a fucking Beyblade.
59 months.
Happy to be here.
Like you would put those...
Like.
Welcome to the jungle.
Yeah, but what if you had like one above and it just did the exact opposite?
Is that how physics works?
I mean that would just really that would you I mean wouldn't that just match resistance
That looks like in a loop
Wait, oh this is this is in a loop
Move the inner loop
That one
Okay, but all the wings flip though honestly you're just going too fast to all the wings
flip though. Oh two opposing wings, two opposing wings. Oh, yo, they're just
just got tired. So, the one way is just one way, the one way is
Okay, okay, okay, now hear me out.
This ring goes to two rings.
No, it doesn't.
I can't, you know, a lot of them.
Then we do color, then we do color.
Just make another code so you have another bubble, you know what I mean?
Because the colors are just code.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, well.
So if A is pressed, then both these colors, so are these opposite or not?
Pink and orange
W
for orange and pink and
and uh, A for green and busta
and we put that shit at 70 degrees
now watch this
wait
oh
dude there is definitely something at that bunker though look I know there is
it's a real thing it's a thing
watch this
minus 70 for this one and minus 30 for this one
woman in her loop
No, this one, and this at 45er.
Bang! Now watch this shit!
Why are they so spinning?
Am I trippin' or is everything he clicks is just clicking all the time, right?
Like he has to make a hip statement, perfect?
Yeah, I think when you click any of the keys, I think they're all happening all the time.
Yeah, but why is it working previously though?
Check!
Their connected is wrong barely.
Okay, last one.
Game.
Bang!
You also want to be able to press a button to reverse back to zero I'll get it you last
numbers because you're going crazy.
They star tilted though.
Hey, is it because my rocket is fucked?
Like...
They don't reset.
OHHHHHHHHHHH
Nope. The code is fucking dog shit.
Oh.
Hold on, man.
Parachute?
Yeah, pick an orange vector then.
But there's no point though. It's what we want.
Oh wait, pick an orange, no hold on.
Yeah, pick an orange, yeah exactly.
And in the code it's pick an orange.
Pink?
You know what I'm, but on the view.
We're at zero to start with the code.
We're about at zero to start with the code.
I don't understand it.
In the beginning, put rotate wing at zero degrees.
Or everything.
Button, change angle back in.
You can't do that though.
Add one second.
Now we can double shoot our code.
Did it wait?
Everybody's right.
No, I don't think anybody, nobody understands it.
I think it's just bugged!
Oh, oh, oh, I get it, I get it, I get it.
We do ELSE, we do ELSE.
ELSE is the other gray zone.
If A is pressed, otherwise 0.
Right?
Is it?
I think so yeah.
Right?
Is it?
I think so, yeah.
I think there's an easier way to do it though.
But you can do this too.
Okay.
Fuck you!
would be the same wings but opposite tangles this is what we just did it's
what we fucking did you fucking bitch ass it's what we fucking have your moron oh
my god oh my god whatever you say and pull your fight this guy here yet bro
this is fucking absolutely busted in his brain what a fucking moron fuck you
what a bitch ass no this makes no sense to see now it's gonna fucking be done
No
It's just counter rotates fully
What they don't means don't do anything. Oh my god, bro
how don't you just have a
Thing in the beginning say now all the wings are at zero degrees
In the beginning and between everything normally just have great blue brother John. Take the wings back to zero
Let me just, let me just finish this up there.
We'll see if it's worth that.
Eheheheh, shut the fuck up moron cock lord.
Alright, hold on. Hold on, don't change this.
That works. It works. I know what, I feel you, but I'm going to screenshot it and I'm going to ask Claude
Why am I a rocket flying weird? Hold up.
Why do you need to repeat, man?
Why is my rocket flying weird?
It'll know.
Duplicate W key blocks.
If two separate, if Ws.
Yeah, no shit, AI.
Man, fuck you, I'm going up there.
Okay, good, good, and then...
Yes, yes, yes, and then...
Oh, oh, oh, no!
Boom!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Yesssss!
Okay, hold up, hold up!
Oh my god! I-
Put them- let's look at-
Wait, why was that one 10?
Red and green was whatever we had, right?
Wait...
Yes, no, we're good.
Uh, we'll just do, uh, maybe 25 and set it.
Okay, now watch this!
Oh!
Okay!
Okay!
I think it's just meant to be the grease.
Alright, this is what Claude said.
WE PUT ONE!
WE PUT ONE!
And we hold it, and we just control it then.
Yes!
Yes!
Fucking cinema. Now we put three instead of...
and we fucking send it down the ICBM whole bunker!
I don't even need less thrust over this though because it's a little bit too much.
I actually can't believe that sinking the wings that works on a reverse degree is it.
That's just science.
I feel like I'm fucking...
Okay, one of them is the wrong rotation at a degree.
We're gonna ask Claude one simple question and now I'm sitting here vibe coding a home
line craft game.
Fuck.
What is he doing?
Check.
One of them is not working properly.
Oh, because they're going at an angle!
yo those wings aren't going against the wind they're actually at a different so
if they rotate it doesn't do shit it just breaks the fucking flow oh shit
what is this oh that's why
I mean in discord that's a part of them on the boats
Okay, but that's actually not even that it's not at all. I mean lower thrust lower
but we need less but it's too fast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we put into a push on smaller
It's for Joel instead, like this one is going down!
Okay, there's gonna be a crazy YouTube video here about the blood of their minds.
Not blood of their house, you mean?
Their world is flat.
Lockheed Martin sends a taxi.
Okay, he agrees.
Now hold on
No idea we put another set of wings
That will control because we know what we're going right they will control the side they will they will control the tilt
And then we can do it. We have two rotational axles
Okay, okay, you have a taxi outside house
I can't fucking bear shoe man. I can bear shoe you're with me
I don't have it this way
If... uh... if... she was pressed...
BANG!
BOOM!
Um...
Yep, yep.
Wait after launch. One second wing angle.
5 to 10 degrees use 5. If it wobbles, use 10. If it barely turns, do not use 45 watts equals orange minus 10.
10 pink plus 10 s equals orange plus 10 pink 10 a I'm doing it like that
Green plus 10 every else equals same wing back to zero
Minus five don't know
Let's get some bullshit right in it.
Umm.
The candy?
Maybe some jelly beans or something?
Yeah.
Paper,
Washing powder,
candy,
with a circle in the middle.
Yeah.
Hello?
Ruined.
Is the gas level up again?
Nah, it's a small margin.
Wait, that, that, that's good, wait, that works, that's good, that's what we want!
That's the exact way we want it!
Finally see that's what we want Jack. Oh
My okay, this is good
Do we jam it in
Yeah, I feel like it doesn't count unless you jam it in.
But what if there's nothing in there though, if it's just boring?
Hold on, hold on!
No, no, there IS something!
Okay.
I think it's a black wall.
Wait, wait, no, it's fucking not.
Shut up.
No reverse, reverse, where is he going?
Why is there a tunnel?
Oh no, oh no, there are houses on it.
I
I
Bro it's hard to control it's hard to control dude
I
It because of the wind that I believe I know right now the wind is where we start like
Based on the game's window is where we're gonna start the angle of attack and we are going to change one direction. That's a problem
I think you have to change where you deploy. Yes. Yes. Yeah
Yeah, just believe it. Let's get Chelsea Copa. It's actually true again the reality is
is that the game has winded that's where it'll push it where we start and then we can only
change one angle
We almost saw it, we almost saw it.
I'm gonna see no we broke for what
Okay, that is a line.
There's something in there!
There is 100% something in there!
That is not a wall!
Wind, wind, wind bug, wind bug, I can't...
Apparently there's something at the shop that helps.
It doesn't help, he just knows where the wind is going to.
Oh, so we can time it with it!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I had to just, just, just, I fucking had it!
You had the line, it was...
No, I think you're at the wrong angle, the, the, the...
Wait, wait!
No, no, no, no, the inputs are reversed this way.
What the fuck?
I have not used twitching the last 95 months.
And when I checked my recent purchases,
I just see minus 5 hits for the last 95 months.
How do I count...
There's something!
We need to see what's in there!
We have to go in there!
Wait a minute, wait a sec.
No, it's not a wall.
Dude, it's a different void, it's like...
What's in there?
There's something in there.
There's something there's something in it
No
I mean brother you get something just a
No, I
It's not going to get there. We want to go in there though.
No, you're on the wrong side. I just want to see the wind now. Is it going to get us
there?
This is it.
This is it.
Let me see what's in there, man!
You need to like, crash right in the entrance or fly straight in.
Aim for the door, aim for the door.
I'm trying to fly to the...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Okay, but let's fucking go though.
It wasn't just, okay, it was a wall, but there was something behind it.
It was just dirt.
I mean, we really beat the game, though.
I mean, imagine this game is about-
No one saw that dirt.
No one.
This game is about going to whatever, like, we went to a person.
size little kid on the map that's fucking insane we are the first people to
see that and there's a delay so we saw before the chat we saw the rule with
the presence here and literally now I get why the blade Winston can't even aim
of fucking rockets I need to aim it to more doors over there
that was fucking cinema no
Do you think there's gonna be something in this bunker?
Yeah.
This might do it.
No.
It might do it.
Aw.
Wait.
No.
Not that angle.
No, I might do it. Oh wait. No, not bad angle
Hello, Jeff here don't want to let it too hard
But there is nothing in the bunker currently, but we plan to add it in at a later date
Please don't waste your time. Just give in suck my balls, seven
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see!
That was good.
Hang on.
I believe that I can't do that.
Oh, oh!
Come on!
There's something different in there.
You see them on the left side?
There's something.
Check, check, check.
There's something inside of that.
We have to see what is inside of that.
And that's it.
It's pretty good at shooting the rocket.
Yeah, because I think that works now.
Like, look, what you do is the wind doesn't matter
I'm not sure because our thing is as more too much trust it's how you start it
See that is?
Not this
Come on
Yes!
Oh this water!
Oh my god! No one has seen this ever!
Did that world first or in the pool?
There's one more bunker.
Well, there's this.
Yeah, all the way to the right.
Death here. You have to hit the hip or shake the plant to open the portal in the tunnels.
Yeah, all the way right, all the way right.
It's a lot to find here.
Get out of here.
Yep.
Nope.
Like a little, like, left of that.
Look how the way I'm controlling this shit now.
It's insane.
Like, this is like, one of the best part of this game ever.
That's fucking insane.
Let me give you a target.
Let me give you a target.
Okay, go ahead.
14
Oh my god
My god
Brother what the funny that was a good joke. No hit the 14
Well, bro
I love this one's good. That's good.
Just...
Alright. Alright.
Hit it without doing the coaching though. Why?
It cannot curve that much though. That skill though. If you go straight up.
It's too much of a thrust. It would have to... like it would break.
And also I don't think that's house 14.
No, no fuck no
I'm gonna have this game that's one up. I mean, I mean we oh we never tried it
Try to rock it on the RC, last thing.
Okay.
Hold up.
Like, what?
Hold up!
Fuck.
How would you even do that though?
I don't know, you had it.
I swear, like, whatever you just had, you, like, glitched it in the car.
Just try that.
Like, try to shove it in the car, inside the car.
Yep.
Oh yeah.
And then try to, like, get in the car and launch.
Oh yeah.
And try to launch it at the same time or something.
Okay, you're gonna do it. It's gonna work. I know it.
I mean, I tried it.
I
Know that that's good then although we got our money's worth it
I mean check look at my video
Yeah, like imagine if they had stuff that's like actually hard to get to like three small targets like Easter eggs
They would have cropped.
Hey, that was cool.
I will wish this was game, brother. Who made this?
It's his first game? Or no?
Uh, yeah.
Cool.
Uh, we have a strict publisher.
Developer and publisher.
I genuinely think that it's just like a viewer, and he sent his game.
game. No, I can't play it though. It's on it. Oh, oh, that. It's a
silver, a silver developer. Very cool. Okay, chat. Now what? What do you want to do?
Oh
Yeah, whatever you're feeling I'm down I'm down to do whatever I'm down for subnautica. I'm down beat off
Um
I sent 40 months of loyalty
I got a burger, Mr. Chairman.
You're getting ads, huh?
We can do something about it.
And then there's kick ads.
That's what pisses me off.
Give me a sec here.
Eddie's not awake bro, I'm sending it to someone else.
Give me a sec.
This is fucking disgusting.
Hello?
Hey.
Guys are using my stream as a fucking test on me.
It's like, hey, dick wads.
Why don't you use the other fucking 10 million streams?
Why don't you use the other fucking 10 million streams?
I don't mean to the disrespect but it's like if you have no chat, but you're trying it's like those of the streams to try it out
No, but it's funny. Why test it out of my shit. You kidding me? It's all streamers
I don't give a fuck have the dev team create channels and go live on them and test that on that shit
Don't test that on ours. You know what fuck it leave all the streamers alone have the dev team create accounts themselves
Go live and there's a test it out there like I understand if they got ad deals
That's a different story, but they're running kick ads clearly. It's a test
Run your own fucking streams, cock-suckers, I'm sick!
The guys are running more ads than the most shameless Twitch streamers.
Why-
Alright.
Dude, I know he was pissed at me.
Um, what do you- what do you wanna do?
I mean, my in- on the inside, my heart,
I wanna get on Rainbow Six Siege right now and rank up.
What?
It's like, deep- that's just deep down in this episode.
Ah, we could play- we could play a game, let's go.
But that's- that's only because I wanna like, get into a competitive game again,
and like rank up.
Maybe it's not Rainbow Six, but I'm not playing it.
Um, is that even competitive at all or what?
I don't know.
My other homies have been playing it. I haven't watched it in a while.
Or CS, but you're...
Like, should I go on a smurf for CS?
Maybe, perhaps?
Um...
Well, it won't be from there, will it?
Yeah, well, I have a whole other channel that I leveled up.
I don't know how many wins I would have to get to play with a German account.
A lot.
No, it can't be.
I think so, man. I think my role is pretty fun.
Um
So not okay also. Yeah, how close to me to subnaica
For the end much is an actual ending over the new wedding
There's like no ending two hours no ending yet, okay
I mean, Deadlock's fun, but I mean, that's just going to kill your career.
Yeah, it's just a little bit boring.
It's like a mobile with less viewability, like, somehow.
Yeah.
And it's not a stream because you have to be too locked in.
That game, I don't know how people shoot that game, you have to be so locked in, it's like
insane.
Like I can't I can build you know, but no one's done this good. I go, you know the
And the uh, like you can't you can't even speak. Yeah, no. Yeah, it's like hard
And all your damage to breaking boxes and you came and say anything um severe leak climb
Yeah, about that. Yeah, probably not and probably gonna be a no on that
I'll play whatever. I don't care. Oh, what is that? Ocean test?
If you want to play Subnautica, I'm down.
Well, I mean, it's... I'm not...
I just... when like a rent... like say we got in like some type of ranked game, like
I just have that feeling.
I'll play anyone for a ranked game. Okay. I'll play anything.
Oh, the trade-ups can only happen in like 4 days.
What about Apex?
Is that like a crazy thing, just to try?
Uh, yeah, I mean, it's just a game, you know?
It's a game you play.
It's just like a game game.
Yeah, I've played it a bit.
I've gotten Platinum.
Um...
Yeah, there's R6, Marvel Rivals.
I actually pretty good at marbles probably no play farmer was replaced at max rank, but whatever and what
my variables
Hey
Yeah, but then they did a stats question. I didn't play no, it's not cap and not only that I do not rock it
All right, so that's all three or whatever. Is that max? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, there's two
Oh, oh, no, no, never mind. I'm I might have just hit you with a straight up cap
I got the red one is that grandmaster one of them all
No, no, no, I got grandmaster. I got grandmaster
Yeah, I kept a little bit. I think boy. Yeah, it's why I said there's two athletes. There's it's already in it
I mean one of them all no celestial. I had celestial. That's it
Okay
I
I mean, if you're into one of them all, it's the same thing.
It's that you transform into one of them all if you're into the cutoff.
Like, it's...
I'd be down to try marbles.
I like playing Moon Knight in Rocket.
I think it's like, bro, that is like a fucking new character, really.
Like, we would suck dick for like weeks.
What? No, we wouldn't.
Yeah.
Oh, we would smurf our asses up.
But I thought we were gonna go on an Overwatch grind,
so I low-key like played so much Overwatch that now I track like a beast.
So even if we have Marvel's, I'm pretty sure I would own.
My aim is good right now.
I'm primed.
Yeah, but it's not about that, though.
It's like, um, like, we have to really know all the new
characters.
Like, there's like, five things I need to learn to be
competitive.
Like, people, people, like, they, they swim hard.
You play tank, right?
Yeah, but there's like, a bunch of new ones.
Yeah, but they just added a dinosaur tank that, like, is
broken, and you can just climb with that.
I
Is any good
Collection to a horror game and I want to like grind games that mean you are close and rank and we can rank up
I mean, I'm sure I mean do I have the game
I don't have the game I should
Like I just feel like that would be dope. Well, you're right place to change the game full time
Little bit of Xen 30 hours on a shit. I'll give it a shot. Why not?
All right, bet. All right, bet
Like you're right places game every day
Well, I'm in a space and not only have I had this feeling but I've had this feeling for like two months
Like I want a game to grind on like so bad
Alright, well, pause.
Is this gonna get on my PC, thank you?
Is this gonna get on my PC?
I think it would be kind of fun to learn the new characters.
I
Won't lie when I played this game. I did have fun
Oh, I'm platinum three excuse me you're what said I was platinum three
Is that bad
Okay, better be, because I saw it on your, so my, I ranked higher.
Oh, it's like some weird shit. I forgot how it works, but it's like some,
uh, Admi, my name's Spider-Man Holko.
What?
Yep. Spider-Man what?
Spider-Man Holko. H-U-L-K-O, Spider-Man Holko.
But why?
It's like Spider-Man and Hulk.
That's awful.
I don't give a shit.
I got Emma Frost on my front screen.
I am my shit as a finish.
I can play this.
What was my shit as that?
12%?
No, that is so goofy.
Not only that, my ults that I had was Hulk and Spider-Man.
I don't give a shit, bro.
Yeah, but why so goofy with the name though?
Um, I just...
I thought I was not gonna like the game and I just like put Marvel characters in my name.
Like, I don't know.
Spider-Man Hulk-O?
It's classic.
Wait, skins?
Hot.
Hot skins.
I
Yo yo yo, hey yo
So this looking much like skinny. Oh, yeah, you know he bought that shit instantaneous. Yeah, oh that's how I'm like
you. Alright. Um, is that cool?
Dude, we're the same rank. There's a second finally.
I'm playing Rocket Raccoon.
Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, I think it's that tree
Like if you're a tree you're a tree, you know, I mean
Wait for my shaders. I need 34%
Wait, we should have a synergy right this rocket and Groot still have a synergy
You have to take a seasonal if you go to seasonal you have to go to team ups
You got rules, seasonal maps, rules, rewards, no.
My other main is Moon Knight.
You rose in team ups.
There is right now, yeah, it's in a minute.
Wait no, chat, is there only a few when it's in season?
Over the dino, over the dino.
he's busted
wait is he actually, is he made up?
when you ult, you like
kill everybody
it's kinda fucked
he's gonna fly man
any skins though?
ooooh
well did you just kill a
quick match?
no, it's blank
Wait, that was instant.
What the hell?
I mean, yeah, there's a lot of people that play in Platinum.
I mean, it's loaded.
Jacks, check.
Who do you think you want to be today?
It is like that, right?
Like, you, um, like, I was like, like, yeah?
Well, you maxed out at, like, plat whatever,
in the replacements.
You know, you were maxed, right?
Yo, guys, I'm going to rock your backhand.
Loud, loud, loud.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Cool.
I'm not going to finish from this match.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, my friend on
We can't have two spider-man set will not work. I'm just gonna say that right now
But that guy has the animation one, so probably let him go
My zone or two where I'll get it in it
But why am I so low if I lose something to him I was like, so I still wanted some shit
Lock it
Oh they ranked reset entirely they squished it.
Who are we banning?
I don't know what's good.
I'm assuming the dinosaur.
Oh they banned Groot.
At this point we're going to be dodging it.
Why did they ban Groot?
Maybe.
Gambit, gambit, gambit, gambit.
He's already banned.
That's banned the thing.
Just cause. I don't know.
Why? No, we don't ban that.
I just banned the thing, I don't care.
Yeah, you spanned.
Okay.
You'll need a top notch team to win this one.
I will play Devilsaur, but how does he work though?
I'm on a throw, can I tell you this, no?
Just play him.
All I know is you just auto or whatever, but when you melee, you have to one-end.
80 and hit him with your tail okay um erupt dash and pound
okay wait my senses dash and pound on your prey with a vicious bite applying a
bleed 30 is already bleeding thank them for learning the way
Whoa, okay.
Activate R-shaped generator.
Expand a circle shield of blood-eating damage.
We're going slow then.
I like that.
So bounce, smoke.
3 of creatures by command.
Damage them to both of them.
Damage them to bring targets.
Easy, then shift EF.
You're locking that ring to me.
Shut up, bitch-ass.
Wait, why am I so slow, though?
What is this? Okay, this game changed a lot. I don't know what's happening right now.
Okay, son.
Don't worry, I'm a healer.
Okay, I...
I need to get these three squishies when you're set out.
I mean, there's nothing to get out.
Oh, dude.
I mean, you get shot at, then.
Alright, ready? Follow me.
We're gonna see where we're going, we're going, we're going.
We're gonna have two tanks.
One more.
Two tanks, one.
Disrepair!
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Where did we go? I don't get it.
And I might have done one. Where did we go?
Mortal Pain is one of the maps for the source source.
I don't get it. Where did we go?
I don't know. I don't get the map.
So I don't believe this is so weak now. I think he went back.
How do I get up?
Bye bye.
Boom. Who could it be? Magic?
I got all the space now. He's just silly.
I'm dying here. This is the medicine.
Oh, we have no pressure at all.
Mother! Mother! Mother!
Okay, okay, okay.
I think we have the worst skills in the game or the worst skills in the game.
I mean, or like, but, I, I, I, like, I mean, that's, that's busted it like the enemy guy is not shielding it, but I'm getting melted it, my shield and my, and I, I'm just trying to survive it.
I mean, are there, wait, Deadpool's a healer?
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Jesus, was that 6-man?
Yeah.
I wonder if I had to march straight away or was that before I ranked faster than Sandy?
Like a fucking Mega Grindin'?
I have to walk out a bit.
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Wait, you took man really, bitch
That's good, that's good, that's good. Oh, thank you
What are these metals
Mighty vanquisher
Achieve the most chaos metals are for boys trophies offer men dealt the most damage in the match
And I just thumbs myself up and you
So what did I get me?
How many points did they give me? Oh placement! Oh, so the play line gets faked in. It's like
a divisional rank very much. I mean I'm thinking low mid-matchers, there's no way this game
places me fucking even near this
Do not bangrooch
Wait, what's that? I don't know. Oh my god. I think it was that
Mastery there's there's more now
I
Made Lord icons, I think we already have that
Now I think it just used to be a different picture
Like I got it. Yeah, see yours. Yeah, you just an alternative version that person's like
That's cool.
What do we ban?
I don't know. Stump ban Moon Knight.
So who do you ban for a last?
Rocket's so bad I must Moon Knight.
Wolverine Bandai Wolverine I'll give you a share.
Is Rocket even bad or he just got nerfed?
I don't know.
Yes, that's the broadcast chat room.
Oh, he's good.
Oh, I'm ass.
You're bad strange, man. Come on, bro.
Oh, the chat room is saying that I'm bad.
He's like one of the best supports.
He's just just the overall he's kicked very strong like I
Think he's always been strong. I think there's maybe one part or then maybe week for like a few weeks
Very soft self-sufficient
Cecile
Wait, they're coming from where?
We have all of them, one tank, I think.
Very cool.
Okay, can this freaking dino go off me?
Shit.
There's many of the dino's, they have two tanks, we have one.
Like, the tank relieves pressure off of them like crazy, I mean I don't have that.
Why am I so stupid with this?
This launch is radiating super natural energy.
The moon haunts you.
He's one of these old men.
Yeah, I might have, sir.
It's just that space like it was given all this mission free. It's just not bad
This dinosaur is
My position would be able to be that far by this one shot like...
There's a fan in this, Rosie.
I mean, we'll play one thing against a thankshredder.
I mean, it's just dumb.
I have a new ability right now.
I'm gonna play one thing.
I just want to win this.
I'm going.
I might not have this, I chill a little bit here.
I need the longbow buddy.
I need the woggle, buddy.
Here you go, dad.
Go ahead and lock out.
What?
I got all the damage.
That's not bad.
I think we can redig this for sure.
I can't believe they banned the last match.
Also A3 is not as luckable.
He dies if we're gonna jump over him, yeah we're taking it to be very difficult there.
I can't die here, man.
Broke me.
They don't heal.
Um.
I get why they don't heal though, but you know.
Should I go another tank?
Why does he got maul banging?
I'm all banging. I mean he's only walking further for no reason. I mean it's complaining. Oh my god. I'm fed this shit
I'm done my buddy buddy buddy
You know we lost to any old the fucking front like we got old the front line with which it's fucking star
I mean what?
You buddy you were the mistake. Yeah, there's a guy doing
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No, please don't, let me just play the red land before I win this.
I'll have to do is play less up.
I can play more baby.
I can play more down.
What the fuck?
Did there's a dilemma on my attack man?
I get so mauled, I'm gonna switch off man.
I can play myself, and then the guy does it.
Yo, why are you playing tanker?
Okay, yeah, it's easy.
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Oh fuck, I'm gonna just stop going to the back, man.
What did you say?
Dude, I'm- I'm- I'm like, I'm just a boy, man.
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We gotta come back, we gotta come back, we just bad bat it.
Back up, back up.
I said, I didn't see anyone opening up, I'm so done.
Oh my god.
That's a lucky end.
Bang! Bang!
This gameplay, this song, it's like, hey, this is hard, man!
This is a straight hard...
Super Resolution?
I'll pay you back, I'm gonna act!
I'll pay you back!
Yeah!
You're free to take it!
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What am I doing?
Yeah, can you go back to group bro group would be great
If you ask like that, I'm fucking going spider man
Why
Come on guys, let's just fucking win. Come on. So how do you do so? I usually I didn't mean just in games way too long
Wait, I can't I can't
Yeah, about those wave, yeah do we need to boost the world on that on that response like
like only one is enough to heal the whole thing you know?
Okay I'm on the whole tier, we shouldn't use anything else.
Yeah do it do it do it.
Okay we can't go maybe.
That's good.
The only problem is that it's very quick.
Very quick was if we only went in the middle of that.
You know what I mean?
That's why this game is so weird.
Like, an early kill.
A lot of comps that have that number, they can have like one fourth of your kill when they
get me in.
They're that long okay, you see I didn't know was you bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
There's a lot going on right now
No, that's a glazing me it's just that
The problem is that I'm working on the fucking million of sub-parts shit.
Yo.
Come on.
Oh my god.
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You want me to go rocket do whatever
Wait the infinite things gone never mind one thing
Oh, if you map, yeah, it always sees the light.
It's just looking out.
I mean, we could be able to free-question this yet, like, if there's that, no?
I feel like we should have won that one, like, I have all of here, wait, there's just a guy
I look all the way up to the left just to try on a turn
I'm not sure you get it
Ummmm
Never seen that before
Oh, I'm in his chair?
It like, way up in a part of a map, I've never had even anything like that
What was his blackout?
This is a shoot
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Down there too
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That's possible
I'm not going to turn my HP alone
I'm going to think about this
I love my jump because this guy is talking to me in the eye frames.
That's auto.
I'm fucking out of there.
Fuckin' impressed.
Oh!
It's an eye of Agamemete.
Really, bitch.
Oh, you know what? That sheet, that sheet.
He's a lot better.
I just don't know when there's anything on that.
Somebody's gonna die there.
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.
I mean, these are everything.
I can just start a free walk up
This guy
Fuck out of here. Yeah doing these are like your pixels. He's like this guy learned all the pixels
What? Where'd you go?
It's like stationed up on like a singular
Oh yeah, yeah, the ground is fucking stupid
Yeah, brother, what?
Yeah
Yeah, they're gonna hold here
We should make it last fight, it's not gonna get lost right here, just wait a minute
like here like here we're gonna be yeah we're gonna I'm getting clinked or I'm
getting clinked or I do
what am I doing
Wow, and you didn't even contest it!
Confusing.
Ah, you won't be- ah, left side, we'll clean up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I mean...
Right here.
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Hold on!
Ah, I'm in my shoulder.
Okay.
There's a hole in my lock, you can see.
You know, he's good at getting under the ground, no?
He was literally doing it, though.
He chants, yo.
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I don't think I did it one down after that last push on the run before.
I think I said it before, no?
It says...
It says...
Oh, it's a case.
Oh, okay.
So the double points, you don't need to see it.
All right.
Is it time?
Yeah, I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
But tomorrow check from a price will be our version of today was a bit late. I'm not
I don't want to go to bed at like one million and so
Oh, you know, yeah, yeah, I'll hold it over there
Um, no, I'll still go there check. Yeah, I'll be on the kitchen for a few hours. Uh, maybe one hour
Maybe two minutes. Uh, we'll see. Yeah, I'll get I'll do a bit of gamble
Dambling for for long term
Okay, um, what we shall see?
Okay, take care, do you think you're doing good night yet?
And be out there and just be here and think sort of just watch the stream.
I wish you guys all very much.
What's on it?
Take care.
See ya.
Do you think you're doing good night yet?
Thanks for just, uh, the subbersubs that will be able to, whoever you watched.
People on Twitch, people on Twitter.
Okay, bye.
Matocha.
The next, the next, and uh, don't know.
Bye.
Hey, Matocha.
Matocha, I'm not in a role, you guys, I'll take that role with you.
I'm going over there. I'm going over there. Okay, right now, just because I want to gamble. I got the itch lucky, right?
Chubby mom be cool be happy
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