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This is this is some real shit
And we can be insured
Oh, oh, oh, oh, you wanna complain this is garbage. Yeah, yeah, I got you in the back here. Hold on
Hold on, hold on
No, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I got you wrong, you know, I get there back. I'll get it
I'll get it
And a good a good editor chat. Hello
We get out looking the engine
I'm doing absolute fantastic
I have some stuff that I was at
Yo, yo, yo, who think this is who did that? Okay? Yeah, hold on. I'm gonna not not not gonna bet me who did that
All right. All right. We're gonna find out who did that because that was not something bullshit. Who did that?
Ww yeah, yes, somebody somebody somebody did a finger to me so we did a finger don't do that. I
Can't
I want my handsome king how do you do it every day so consistent so hard walking
down
Jack
Check this is a reminder that out of all cities on earth again. I
Move the Florida the Panthers win bang bang
I'm with Montreal they win check or like this jet
It all happens once every not not a few years every thousand years or like this happens a
Thousand years and you get that see a piece of that need that's crazy
Jack
Imagine
In that back-to-back the city back to back like you tell me something
He's my job. What are you? What are you on that? What are you?
I
Yeah, that's cool. That's that's that's really cool
Wide boink wide boink wide boink wide boink wide boink wide boink wide boink wide boink
Hold on hold on. It's gonna be serious there.
Pentagon the river files. Stereo UFO fly over the mountains
They haven't won dummy
No, you don't get it
Are you going to Twitch?
Because I'm here that it came in
That's the first odd one that I've seen
But is it even real?
Chat, this is it
Jack, question. Is a fear book fear book or is he an imposter? It's him, right? It's not like some fake post, yeah?
Um, check out the new CS to update you can trade up souvenirs now Pogpog ex QC L
What do you get the likes QC look?
Wait, wait
Wait, you can chip souvenirs?
Yeah, does that mean that?
Hold on.
Look.
Look at that.
People that had all the fucking one cent souvenirs, they can make a fucking adrenaline rate every
like one thousand.
But now the price is going up, don't know?
It's one thousand degrees for one red. Oh, there's grays. Okay. Yeah. I mean, it evens
out the night. Okay, we get it. We get out. We get to those news. Did that better stuff
on?
That's fucking insane. Hello.
I totally agree. My shits bought it. Obviously.
Yo, hold on.
Yeah. The team told me my shit spiked from fucking 5k to 50k and yeah it's a
their expert opinion that somebody's doing it to fuck with me. Apparently like
the the botting service that they're using is outdated it doesn't do anything
for the chat it looks fucking insane. I mean again guys like I would just ask the
people. Bro, it's like guys, guys, what the fuck? Where the shit is that? Yo, yo, yo man,
Like this is actually want to you know understand the truth or are interested in facts or what's actually happening here to use your logical brain
If I was gonna bot I would do it right
I'm not my shit from 5k viewers to fucking 50k
With a slow chat like it doesn't make sense
67 months
Explained this in a cheap informant. That's fucking insane. Hello. I totally agree my shit. Okay. Okay
I think he wasn't meant to me because I was just being the bearer of bad news.
Like you can check.
No one wrote a long story, you don't read the messenger, you know what I mean?
Sorry bro, that's why nobody likes you.
The light that happens to be black left you.
Dude, you have nothing going for yourself.
You never do the review of the third album.
The KSI's album better than, you know, your whole channel is just doing reactions and every artist hates you.
the man, you know, man, it's gonna be mad at him. I don't know why you see
because he built this story on a being a reviewer and uses status to push
really opinionated bullshit. That's my goat. True. As my streamer of the decade
right through. I mean, and he takes pride into fucking shit on stuff because he
has some form of a musical authority in the sphere, right? And he does it that deliberately.
He does that deliberately and some karma, he's a karma, karma.
Man, that is crazy. His moustaches are fucking garbage. Again, he's just turned into an old
man yelling at guys. It's sad to see, really is, the guy used to be cool. Anthony Fantano
used to be cool. What happened? What happened to all these guys that used to be cool, another
old and fat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's enough.
There's enough.
Say it.
Yeah.
I've seen some clips made an error in terms of the unbanning.
It was quickly detected and corrected.
Still here after all these years.
Thanks for everything.
Yeah, he does.
He doesn't.
He's a what?
A human made an error in terms of the unbanning.
It was quickly detected and corrected.
Oh.
Detected.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
Okay, dude. Okay. Okay. Check.
Things didn't hit. Things didn't happen for 5,000 bucks.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
What?
Thank you, Smile.
Hmm.
It's a highlight that many people don't realize
that humans doing things, humans sometimes make mistakes.
Luckily, we were able to quickly detect this,
so this was not something that...
How many streamers have been banned in the past?
Or still banned on FILE?
Hundreds.
Thousands.
You're done here.
You're telling me that out of all accounts that are permanently banned, one singular mistake unbanned happens.
One singular one, that thing, is unbanned. And then the mistake is that's kept.
That, I mean, it broke, guys.
Guys, guys, these days, you know I do chat. I don't even bother chat.
I don't even bother going with the conspiracy theorists chat. I just go with the method, because math is simpler.
Okay, we can make this, and it's, what are the odds that something can happen?
He's like, yo, this is extremely unlikely, this is unlikely, sorry, this is extremely unlikely.
That was intentional, we detected it quickly, and fixed it.
Yeah, I like how, they're talking about me like I'm a fucking virus, like I'm an aged snif.
So we were able to detect the anomaly, and we squashed it immediately.
Very sorry about the confusion that was driven by that.
Wow, let's see.
um
Jesus, I'm like the fucking most persecuted man on the planet. What the fuck?
Do you have a special desk in the center?
Yeah, it's called a song fucking
Is that true am I making this up or I thought when Dan Clancy came back
I thought one of the things that he did that was so new as he talked specifically about like sneak go and specifically about Aiden Ross and specifically about
Am I making that up? I thought he was like
Explicitly and specifically talking about dude. I can't believe even a son told him you can't you can't mention destiny don't bring up the name
Don't mention don't mention them. Just don't bring his name up
I'm sure we are
Ray is released a new update for Valorant and the anti-cheat system and actually advanced DMA direct memory as
S.C.A.R.Ware.
Vanguard, ATG now damages the firmware of the device upon detection.
Give me your payup and bring it to Prisma all the way without there, because that is knowledge.
I don't give a shit. I don't give a fuck.
Yo, yo, yo.
Daily reminder, Jack, don't do not let the news gather you, Jack.
Welcome me to the Jungle X.
Cheating is a fraud.
You are damaging a product that isn't yours, okay?
You're damaging your company deliberately
by ruining the experience of the player base
of the paying customers on the skin of a certain game.
Therefore, you are committing fraud and you are a pirate
and you will be bricked.
You understand what I'm saying?
He doesn't know.
They did.
Twitch did.
Um, the cheese runs in the fact that they have the ability to do it. Buddy, buddy, any game you play has the ability to break your hardware.
How do you not notice yet? If you play a shit fucking trash ass game off of fucking Steam, they can break your shit.
If they want to, they can break your shit. Yes, they absolutely can. What am I wrong? They can break your shit!
That's insane, but I mean twitch is in the fucking pooper anyway, so who gives a fuck
what about battlefield bricked my shit
Battlefield 266 whatever when I open that bitch a brick my shit buddy
There's a lot more to say about this. There's a lot to say about inflation. There's a lot to say about Biden's age
there's a lot to say which was like we have to we have to get this we have to
get this sex pest who's written manifest those on being able to say the
n-word back on the platform please about doing this without actually having a
process and you know having you know depressed base with a nice day
thank you directly to our and have been banned to stay banned despite the
platform's current mindset on bands.
Absolutely not.
42 months since she managed.
Thanks for all the entertainment and laughs
over the years.
I think we've expressed their views on whether or not
someone should remain banned or not.
It is the fact that at times people reach out to me
through various channels.
If they feel they have been incorrectly banned.
And I always try to take the time to follow up
to see if for some reason we made a mistake
or to help them understand when they can apply
to be readmitted. We have a formal process of application for indefinite fans because
they're indefinite. And sometimes people don't understand the timeline. And so I do try to
help and these are almost always smaller streamers. They tell me their story and I worked with
the team. But the team in the end makes that decision. I do not make that decision. It's
just putting a spotlight to try and...
I don't know why Dad, Toshio, or even anything in the schizo theory that has saw a generational
run to what is that?
XQCL.
Call him.
The man is a little bit unbanned.
I thought that was a bunch of schizos.
Leave that.
It's not handsome.
Spend that one for the money and team, by the way.
Then what I do is work on the team to make sure that our P.L. system works so that if
people are in correctly banned, they're smaller. We go ahead and fix that.
Fine. Right wing.
Yo, chat. What is the chat? What is a Drake MAGA? Use be it academics or
Aiden Ross or ex QC. Yo, let me to want to have a conversation about this very
topic and go over the various things Drake has done or said or has aligned
himself that have caused his views political views that is to come into question which
is why I've invited on music writer and co-host of the rap latte podcast Torrey to have this
conversation and here it is let's go hi everyone Anthony Fantano here in turn I'm not just
like I'm not just with him or his music I mean after all you might have caught on Twitter
as of late whether it was Drake or whether it was UMG there was like a really broad take
down of any clips of songs from the Iceman episodes from the music videos
from the tracks remixes to like you know accounts that we're getting a lot of
juice and a lot of attention off of like okay I don't give a shit
all right but no you you're not putting Drake at your level
No, see you might be I could see it in your eyes you might be confused
With the numbers and all of the fake numbers flood the marketplace 50 something that shit ain't nothing
Remember what I told you the streets are the streets
Drake was what he thought you what you think he was or what he thought the reality is is that hold on a
The real streets don't listen to fucking
Um, Kendrick or Drake, come on, bro, come on, bro.
The real thing is listen to this shit like that.
Come on, bro.
This is some suburb of shit.
Yo, yo, the other thing, this is suburb of shit.
Just say how it is.
I'm not fucking stupid.
If Drake was what he thought, what you think he was, what he thought he was, he would
have been able to clear all this shit up, address it, and been moved on.
Yo, back in my day, in the streets, we played Chief Keith.
Back into the streets, yo, yo, we play young boy.
We play young boy.
We play, yo, you know what I mean?
He was suing the label.
That's like him, he might sue you for some time.
It was a va, that's the big guy.
I was in this situation.
You listen to Iceman, the new...
I listened to some of it.
My engineer was horrendous.
The streets, you sat inside and played Overwatch
12 hours a day, come on.
Lost hour a day life for this shit.
listen to it are they recovering yeah trauma trauma it's tough it's tough yeah
by the way when you when you've been waiting after you seen people put ice
blocks in the middle of places and promoted and marketed in the world
knew what day it was coming out but have you personally listen to every single
one of the tracks and their new album no I couldn't do it I mean pitchfork gave
I said it was me. Me it meant five. Pitchfork gave it a four-point something. No, but it was like
No one's my friend
You left me alone
It's that type of shit
Got to be a boss out here man. What nothing that would be
Okay, he's gonna argue about it. I do this. It was a mistake. It was doing I
Said he's doing but respect those this respect chat at least I pull the j.k
He's in a family, he sits around, and then he does the RB, he does the BRB.
That you were showing.
Was it anything in my recent playlist?
I didn't hear all of them.
I don't know.
I'm not in love with this.
By which one did you stop?
I'm not sure.
You should make it to Fiverr's.
I'm not sure.
You gotta realize when it was going, it's music people that saw my teen that I allowed
them to be, you could be a Drake fan if you like it's music.
I'm not gonna take, no I don't put, we not on that type of shit.
type of shit listen to it if you want to listen to it and I had people that listen to it by the
few song that came out of your friend's act it's shit why and they went back in listen to it I'm
like it's not nothing that's dope you you don't hear nothing like Jay-Z and Alicia Keys in New York
you know I say you don't hear none of that you know this is more fuck who always bringing up Michael
Jackson, what a Billie Jean, man.
What a thriller.
What a...
If he makes a pop hit or whatever,
that's, oh, he's like a pop artist, fuck, drag it or whatever.
When he makes no easy, easy, easy glaze,
big for radio hits or whatever,
then it's, oh dude, where are these hits at?
Like, it's just bullshit, man.
Like, the double standards are insane.
I'm not even fun-glazing it, I mean, it's the same thing.
Like, it's always the same thing, it's always,
oh, where's the street shit?
You only make hits or whatever.
And then it's, oh, where the hits at?
Then I mean, the other was there.
All right.
Switch led to reduced turnout.
They did?
He doesn't know. No.
No.
It happened.
Okay, chat, chat, we got a problem.
I forgot how to make an explosion on it. Hold on. Please work, please work. Cool, cool, cool. And task. Okay, we're done.
Okay.
Hey, XQC.
Hold on.
Perseus, the policy is clear. If we're part time, we get one week. If we're full time, we get four weeks.
Clarify, please. Clarify.
What?
Excuse me, um
Was elegant
They did
Twitter pressed base which led to reduced turnout. They did he doesn't know
They did
Twitch did
That's insane
but I mean, Twitch is in the fucking pooper anyway.
So who gives a fuck?
Whatever, let's get to you.
There's a lot more to say about this.
There's a lot to say about inflation.
There's a lot to say about Biden's age.
There's a lot to say.
Twitch was like, we have to get this sex pest
who's written manifestos on being able to say the n-word
back on the platform, please.
Yeah, besides that.
Hey, about.
Who's a little bit more fluent in the language of streaming
and Twitch and everything else that comes with it.
So please, join me in welcoming New York City's very own Moose.
Howdy!
How you doing, man?
Thank you for having me, man. Thank you for having me.
Chat, what's up? So that's chat right there.
You know what I mean? When you're talking to them, you gotta refer to them as chat.
Chat.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Chat, I know why he's still basically being banned again.
It's just weird. It's just cricket, sir.
I mean, it's just weird.
Because you know on the platform, there's some shit that is absolutely egregious.
and he doesn't get banned, like, come on bro.
And he knows it, and he's not vocal about it.
Hey there, first in 14-19, first in 17-20.
Coach.
We're not in America, Nova! We're not in America!
Chad, do you think if the games, if they had a big, long leg like the DNBA, that people
would get bored of it, or it would be saturated to the point where people would be doing that?
I think it's a problem of saturation.
I don't think people would do that.
Every fucking game of every, I don't think that's going to happen.
chat is this is this is chat
yo
yo
oh wait you can't go anywhere
I had enough calls about you today so all of you stay here
well if you're gonna pick up the trespass
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Now again.
Too late in the run.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Come here.
Don't tell.
Don't tell.
She's not.
She's not.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Wait what oh my god
Oh, it's not it's not we can't
Yo, push it.
You're wrong.
What are you all doing?
How are they going to open?
You're literally being taken.
You have to be a criminally trespass.
I was asked to criminally trespass you.
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Hello!
Get in.
Get in.
We didn't do nothing.
We didn't do anything.
Where's the car?
Go go go
Yeah
Dude did not the state because they got told verbally it's I need to go I need to go
How would you know who you just trespassed that like you can't just say oh you're being trespassed like many people's names in shit
like buddy how do you trust us buddy how are you gonna tell how would you tell
the court that you're enforcing a trespass that you want to be before right
if you know what their name is
road
hello guys the cops oh it's not public store if there's a public store I mean
Bro, no, bro this is a private fucking property. Are you stupid?
You're literally-
Yeah, this is a real police, you know.
This is a real police, you know.
You have to be a criminally trespass. I was asked to criminally trespass you.
You do it, you do it, you do it.
Hello?
Hey, wait! You can't go anywhere!
I haven't done calls about you today, so all of you, thank you-
Chat, it does say police though, no?
Yeah, it says police.
Here.
All of your gear pick up the trespass.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Now, again?
Oh, too many of them rubs!
Hey!
Hey!
Jack, Jack, I feel like if it was a paid actor, they would have gotten them more convincing
police, no?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Hey!
Hey!
Come here!
Come, come, come, come!
She's out!
She's out!
She's out!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
What is that?
She look good.
She can't do that.
She can't do that.
She can't do that.
Jack, I must debunk this, Jack.
You guys.
Oh my God.
Really?
Jack, badge, patch, and the holes are done.
I mean, I got a bad idea.
It's almost worse if it's a skip, you know?
Jack, it's almost worse if it's a skip.
You see, go ahead with that.
What?
You see, what happened?
What happened?
I can't stay on the streets.
Bro.
What are you guys doing?
Come on, come on, come on.
Hello, we asked the cops?
No, it's not, it's not.
Let me get the buttons real quick, guys.
Yo, Swiss it.
Yo, bro.
What are you guys doing?
Jack, Jack, look, I did a good Google search.
I think real.
Look, Jack, is this the same person?
I mean, I'm debugging it live on air.
Look, real police, bang bang bomb.
Same person.
How did they know we were leaving the premises?
You're literally being obtained.
You have to be criminally trespassed.
I was asked to criminally trespass you.
If I was hurt, if I wanted to promote you, you know what I'd do?
Easy clever.
Get the plates, get the vodka, get all the dudes, all the names.
innovating fucking whatever obstruction whatever fucking boom everybody on a fucking list boom
stream right then I would set the office to do doom I would set the office
turn to the stream and wait till they go IRL again bang get get the boys out get the boys out
boom AOE catch eight arrests in one pull up predicted spawn camping
Bang I'll promote it the top chief. I'm fucking sergeant bitch. I'm gonna fucking more
I mean, Chad, if this building is ready, locked, does anything you want me to say is that
a nice okay Jesus would you be ready to say I'm sure they would do that um Jack
who do you think Batman in that case I mean I'm saying all right I'm gonna show
you 11 different country flags you have to identify the country will start with
the flag that a hundred percent of people chat if I'm twitching which I'm
deleting every channel I go ding ding ding ding ding delete or I don't even
bet I delete except for Ray because he won at League of Legends which which it
might be in that's better and also I don't think he has knowledge of the US laws
because he's not even from here okay he doesn't know the laws so Ray's fine
Ray's fine the rest though being get him out get out bad bad for life people
should get right and end in a flag that only 1% of people will get right. 100% of people
should get this right. United States of America. That's the flag of the USA. 90% of people
should get this one. Italy. Italy. 80% of people can get this one. Germany. Germany.
When you get the 70% flag, that would be Denmark, sorry, Denmark, about 60% of the people get this, Pakistan, this is the 50% flag, no, no, no, it's not, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, Cuba, less than 40% get this,
louse
cambo
oh my god
no no no please i beg of you
please let me say
that's um
it's the cent no this one
uh... it's it's it's it's an age of bottom right
less than twenty percent of people will get there
that one's so hard
that's uh... trinidad and tibetan
i knew it
ten percent of people will get this one
africa
middle left
middle-left Africa
Tanzania yep and only one percent of people will get this right it's an island in the middle of fucking nowhere
It's an island equatorial Guinea. I'm going to show you
Here's our x2cl
I thought this would be some
Yeah, I'm gonna get rid of it.
If Twitch wants to be consistent with what they've been doing these days, just banning
people or like, but they've unbanned terrible shit.
Like, this is like one of the most political corrects.
Like, he's not a threat anymore.
Okay.
He was before because he was fucking done.
He probably still is, but.
We're my boy Drizzi out right now, bro.
Ben, what do you think, bro?
He's getting some talk right now?
I mean, here's the crazy part.
It's like he's blessed and all with that fact.
You know?
But, bro, like, that shit's a mission.
You know?
It's like, for me, it's a quick job, right?
I can get my stuff anywhere, right?
Oh, I don't have enough of this, then.
All right.
U.S. Fairfive underscore said,
who's your favorite underground rapper?
Okay, well, it counts as underground.
I'm like that low-key, like, not too, like, not Drake.
Great, you know Dredd just jumped his arm, by the way.
Did you listen to it or not?
I'm listening to that Janus song.
There we go, there we go.
That's pretty fine.
Legend.
All right, all right.
Fairfive underscore said, who's your favorite underground
rapper?
OK, what counts as underground?
All right, all right, that, all right.
OK, I mean, it's not a glitch.
I need to give you some respect.
Another thing is, when you say you just
got talked with the people, there's
question as I public it in a switch chat in the grid about it. Yo, chat, chat. I
turned into that and all I saw was with was butts getting filled in the chat and
and fours and memes. I mean, I saw that. I saw that.
It's not real, is it? It's legit?
Well, DJ Academics just wanted to eat the dinner, let's be real.
One meal, I'd deliver him.
DJ academics just wanted to eat the dinner let's be real
oh shit that's funny
oh shit is that a beer?
Is that a beer?
All right.
Um...
Maffin Buckman?
Yeah!
Maffin?
So M-A-T-T-O-N?
Yeah.
B-U-C-K-E-R?
Yeah, what's your date?
So what the fuck are they doing?
2000 feet.
I did one thing at a time.
It's the first last thing I did.
I need ID for a trespasser.
I guess.
Are you out, kiddo?
Not good?
Many people write this, fuck.
What if I just need ID for a trespasser?
Otherwise, how do you know who your trespass is?
Jack, if there's somebody, don't come back.
How do you know the tell if they come back?
And it used to be an out of prime.
I mean, how would you know who they are?
You didn't know their name?
Son, now they tell me how.
I really just want to go in there and give them my cheeky.
Okay, we have these two over here.
I'm sorry, that's not my name, that's not my second name.
My one name is...
Okay, I'm sorry.
Hey, let me put it to you this way.
It's just literally a warning.
It's not going on your record or anything like that.
But if you give me the wrong name and date of birth,
that's a whole number of issues.
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm trying to get this done as fast as possible and as easy as possible.
Can you get mine, sir?
Please do not give me a false name and date of birth
because then we go into other charges.
Tell me what that is, 21st 2009.
I don't want to do all that.
Okay.
See you there. See you there's a nine.
Alright.
There's a nine.
There's a nine.
What else you got?
DJTelnail, show us your overt chain.
I know you got one to win.
stops threatening the streets of the news that quits exporting the Islamic revolution throughout the
region causing a collapse of Lebanon, Gaza, Yemen, Syria, and Israel.
You see, at the end of the day, maybe an optical illusion perhaps.
Jack, if you were wearing a mask, why would you wear this commode shirt?
No
Hold on. Is there a better word on this?
His mouth moves weird look at his ears 100% mask
Oh FC, it's always a bold person.
Chat?
Show me the YouTube video of it.
Oh no, I'm sure there's a before, before this interview, no?
I'm sure there's a before.
Chat, it could be his folds on his neck with the lighting coming up, making a downwards,
words upwards illusion to a downwards upwards illusion think about it that
like this on the flap up and then down back onto it
I know you're saying it's not going to stop acting.
You all never went to space.
the public your psyophys are working on millions of us.
NASA's a joke.
Repent before God, y'all.
I see through your lies.
I know you never went to space.
God's watching you all.
Hold on.
50-month-hatch supply.
They're doing it with a complete closer
and day after mass exposure.
Bro, bro, you wouldn't have to show me
that this guy doesn't wear that type of shit ever, right?
And that was just like a special thing.
Like if you wear this all the time,
then it doesn't make sense.
Like, it's a lot of shit, it's just a prune.
Internet sluice have come up with the wild theory
that this Fox News guest was wearing
a hyper-realistic mask,
straight out of Mission Impossible.
Retired Vice Admiral Robert Harward has gone viral
for his May 19th interview on Fox News.
After hordes of social media users noticed
what they said appeared to be on a new...
Check.
Dude, dude, dude.
There's a little shadow on the bottom of his neck, leading to the wild theory that the
contributor was wearing a hyper-realistic mask.
Many fueling the notion have pointed out that Harvard is a regular contributor to the program,
and that in all his appearances, several of his followers are as recent as this month.
Not a mask, not a mask.
This guy's got a lot of very loose neck skin, it is what it is.
Like...
No, no.
No, look, I-
His neck appears completely normal.
The outlandish claim has since spread like wildfire
and turned into a full-blown internet meltdown,
as many couldn't help themselves but to weigh in.
Left-wing podcaster Ed Krasenstein
joined in on the hysteria on X.
Can anyone really explain this?
Why does it look like Fox News
put a man with a mask in their show?
He wrote.
While conservative media personality Megan McCain
jokingly call back to another viral internet moment, writing,
That mother f***er is not real.
Others online have tried to bring the situation back down to earth by offering several possible explanations.
It's a shadow, or more precisely, a combination of shadows from the many lights in the studio.
Yeah, but you have to show that though.
The caller creating a weird overlap of shades on his neck, one user wrote.
While another asserted that the oddity can simply be explained by a smoothing filter
that caused artifacting, that they noted is common on virtual calls.
Even Pauli Market has gotten in on the action, allowing users to wager on the outlandish
theory.
People really aren't kidding when they say you can bet on anything these days.
Okay, chat.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
Okay, and saying the teaser.
I'm wearing a mask is like saying you're not wearing a hat right now
Yes, yeah, let's say this was a chroma key. Wait. No, this could be a chroma key
Chat this could be a chroma key
Team interview on Fox news
After hordes of social media users notice what they said appeared to be but yeah, the things the thing under
Chat the thing under is being weird though. There's a chroma key
okay, but he said is is is a
A shade of color that you choose on a chroma key and and the program removes that
Like I can do that one right now. I can do one on the fly right now
Watch this
You know filter again like this you go to a filter effects
Coma key, okay, and then you do
You do as I will do blue
Okay, well that's weird.
See that? See that?
Chat, look.
Ha ha ha.
Chat, see that?
Huh.
But like, but like, they have like advanced shit though, you know what I mean?
An unusual shadow on the bottom of his neck,
leading to the wild theory that the computer was wearing a hyper realistic mask.
Many yeah, I don't know. I would have to do a big debunker with this with the gowers
I'm not doing all that
Also, so I'm sure some pro body come in and it's debunking like five seconds because like a pro
Yeah, I'm gonna be able to debunk it because
You guys I guess I guess well experts just just come in and just say it's this like on Twitter, whatever like what?
what happened to experts like
So the problem I have with this chat is that there's clearly a layer under that's moving.
So the chroma key is bugging out the top layer with something.
I don't know.
I wouldn't be able to tell.
Oh, a Zempik.
In the last few years, a Zempik or Manjaro managed to make millions of people lose massive
amounts of weight.
It's certainly only mild side effects.
More than 180 US adults have tried the drugs and for the first time in history, the country's
obesity rate actually fell. At the end of 2025, the WHO added GLP-1 drugs to its
medicine list for diabetics and released guidelines on how to use it for obesity.
For the first time ever, we have a medication that reliably, quickly, and seemingly
safely can make people lose weight, sometimes massive amounts of weight.
But as with most things related to nutrition, health, and weight loss, these medications are
I did it but how did it go?
Oh, is it a new version of one month ago?
Um, raw information wasn't good enough.
At the end of the day, we need to think about the topic.
It's revised script, okay.
On March 13th, in the 2025 in Norwich, Connecticut, a trooper spots a Black Subaru legacy missing its front license plate and failing to maintain its lane.
After running the vehicle's backplate, troopers realize this same woman fled from them just a week prior and initiate a traffic stop.
I'll talk to you in a minute
I will talk to you in a minute
You're electro, correct?
Open the door please
I ain't for those videos
I ain't for those videos, I think these videos are good man
Open the door
Can you please tell me what I did?
I'll tell you in a minute, okay?
You failed to maintain your lane, and you don't have a front plate
That's why I called the other
Open the door please
I got a lock-up kit
I'll explain more
I'll explain more once you cooperate with me.
I'll explain more once you cooperate with me.
Could you please just open the door?
I don't want to break the window, please open the door.
I don't understand, sir. I don't understand what I did.
You're electric, correct?
I am.
Okay. You're the owner of the car?
Yes.
Okay, so step out of the car.
Could you please just open the door?
That's all bullshit.
Could you please just open the door?
I'm going to open the door.
Just open the door.
Could you please just open the door?
Just I'm gonna talk to you okay?
Please, please, help me.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Oh sir, I don't understand.
Don't.
What did I do?
Sir, why are you-
Chat, why not put a massive boulder on the ground and then tie it to the real one?
You want me to open it?
Yeah.
Can you explain to me why you're doing this?
Ma'am, you got-
Is that what I really mean?
Ma'am, you gotta warn.
Okay
I believe it's that old safer true chaps area. I'll explain it in a minute. Oh
What is that? Wait, I mean the vice
To break the window
I don't understand that!
Ha ha ha! Hold on!
You guys are gonna break it by the end?
Please open the door.
I mean, I step out of the car.
Pull off the water from the state police. Get out of the car.
Yo! What the fuck is happening here, man?
Jake, okay, wait a sec. Why are they talking like this?
Shall we say like it's a SpongeBob episode?
They sound like a YouTuber!
There you go!
Watch out, she's in gear.
Okay, Chad, this guy's weird.
Chad, this guy's weird.
No, no!
No!
No!
Whoa!
Whoa whoa whoa
Jack Jack I will sit down all the time, okay, and I'm actually surprised so they do a bit of the butter shit that we never see
She did it like three strats that we didn't seem to be able to see before.
They have different approaches.
The air wedge, the stick while the person is still in the car.
The car piercing, the boxing while the rest of them.
They're not unseen, but they're pretty unpunished.
So this is a very hybrid Lottie Braxton
What?
Does that hurt?
1,000 get from the cock.
So, set that cane.
I bet he has a huge cock.
No, 455, you got the wrong one.
Buddy, buddy, they broke the window, you fucking cock.
What is this guy, what are they doing?
Jesus Christ.
Alright, who had last directional travel?
This isn't the one.
What is this guy's face?
Jack, this guy's an actor!
Like, this guy is strong!
If you see anybody running through, I'd call 911.
Please, please, please, I have lease.
Oh, you don't know lease on that?
I'm lease on that, yeah.
How much do you think it costs for the pump?
At least $5,000 to $6,000, definitely.
But up to $10,000, you think?
Yeah, up to $10,000, just like that.
Up to $10,000, okay.
I'm concerned with which direction?
Yeah, I saw our car take a left at $97,000 and some person on the highway pointed.
I'm just gonna be, you see, north on 169, I had no driver.
We're taking a call from Kendall Road about a family development hood.
Can either of you see that on the car?
Well, Kendall Road expansion and sure not, sure not.
100,000 miles plus, plus, uh, emotional trauma and, um, emotional scarring, PTSD, rehabilitation,
uh, service dog, all that.
The house innovations for reclamation for my Elvis event has gotten all this shit out of something here.
I mean, Jellicott's got about $100.
Come here.
Yeah, I'm sure there's a 10 with that vehicle unattended.
Imagine that's the female who's booking it through the neighborhood.
This guy, man, I...
This thing?
This thing, yeah.
They're actually...
Hang on, I got it.
They're gonna have a dog, so...
Oh!
Oh
Yeah, I'll watch I'll watch uh the new um video
I feel like the police should be informed at one point yet like a public address on how
bad the dog bites are like anything they never respect the dog they're gonna get bit and they
go ah whatever dude whatever whatever and then they and then they get fucking a wall
Oh, they're gonna fucking stab me.
Oh my god!
He's got me!
If you run, you're gonna get back!
It's not like you're gonna get back!
Get on your knees right now!
On your face!
Get on the ground!
On your face!
One point!
On your face!
Oh my god!
I can't, I can't.
Just say that yesterday.
One point.
As the situation escalates into a medical emergency, officers monitor her closely while
One officer has tension with the suspect following earlier damage to his vehicle
I took all of the girls who should bring me to the hospital!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm down, back in the tube, nobody's in here.
Wow! Okay, is your camera on?
Yup, it's on.
And they see you hurting like this?
It's really about when you ran my f***ing car, too.
Okay, you're hurting me, I can't walk in one point, this way and one point that way.
Oh, this way, back in the water.
Whoa, wow!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, whoa, whoa, hold on.
Oh, this way, back in the water.
Whoa, God!
Are you serious right now?
Lean up against the car.
I mean that was weird man. I mean till he shriveled on the gun he could have said it like I tripped with him.
That was a little weird then.
I was tossing every garbage can I found along the road.
Jack, Jack, Jack, even if you think that you deserve it,
they should serve you the right thing.
It's their job to do what this is a good need for you to do,
not just whatever you want to do.
You're not just going to do it anymore.
You're a cop, you're a cop.
You're going to be my car dirty.
Yeah, you have to do better.
My face against the car, are you kidding me?
You don't lose your job.
You just lay in my face against the car.
How many bags did you swallow?
Over 100.
He told you I need to go to the hospital and he said he needed to go to the hospital and then slam my face against the floor.
She's gonna have to go.
Yeah.
I'm gonna hit her again.
Yeah, take her back out.
Bring her out.
I'm sorry, Jack.
Yeah, I got twisted a little.
Pat down, but yeah.
He's doing it against the body.
He's tossing your ass.
Do you have anything I need to stick me in?
I don't have anything.
I don't have anything at all.
Did you swallow that?
We had to bring an astral.
Yes, but I told him.
Yeah, how many?
We're gonna try some good Miami food.
Best chicken sandwich brothers.
best drug is PCB, best detector is technology, and really the best burrito is detected.
That's helpful.
I see I was trying to help you.
You were looking at me.
That's a good question.
When you put in there, you see it all on, just like you were taught, right?
I can't sit there.
It's all in the back.
You get that seat all the way up on.
If you're a little out, you can repeat it.
So, if we do it, it's a good question.
Okay.
Wait.
There you go.
Let's see
We'll get that sorted out
Yo, you know, you're fucking schooled out there man
Hey, you know what I'm saying like
I'll talk to you later.
53 months away.
Welcome to the jungle camp.
Can you hear me?
Can I please have a female cop?
Oh, no, okay.
I'll give him the many issues.
It's you that is hurting a female.
No, I'll give the best possible.
Okay, I'll try to shift my side
and kick in a little bit now.
This guy acting like he's a big toke guy.
He's doing his job.
He's gonna jump.
I'm gonna kill him.
What?
Check it out, get some charcoal in there.
Need to wake up.
Hey, I got a process here, why don't you just read this, you can read, right?
Understand?
How old are you?
I mean this isn't going to be a pain in the butt.
We got to get it done.
We're going to do your right thumb first.
This is going to be your right thumb.
This is a f***ing disaster dude.
Look at it, let's just put this flat.
Follow your fist and go like this.
I'm pretty easy.
Oh, nah!
I mean, it's like this.
Do you see how you have my arms raised?
Josh, you said that's the most of my dad. What's the most of them?
I'm just trying to do this and it's kind of like...
Josh, you're still talking on the high speed and she's going, well, I don't get it.
Trust me, I don't want to be here in a long time.
Alright, can you move your feet over that one so we get more space over here?
I have wires in my hand as far as I can find the crap out of it.
That's where they're from.
When we get back in the dissolve or they're in broken,
oh, the bags were like intact or whatever.
You're hurting me because you're throwing me something. It doesn't send out that.
You're not really helping me here, you're just trying to...
So...
Do you mind leaning forward so I can do...
Oh, the vital availability!
I don't know, it's just...
It's because it...
It's when it's ingested, it's very little...
Here you go, buddy.
Here you go, buddy.
That makes absolute sense, yeah.
There you go, buddy.
Can't lean forward.
Uh, considering my feet are right here...
No? Okay.
You don't suck like that.
It's not lying.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I got some crazy sh** out of you.
Oh, I bet you...
Oh, shit!
That's a good one.
She's still not dead, isn't she?
I mean, here you are.
I love hurting a little female.
The thing you're uncanned to smash in my head against a top bar.
Oh, I mean, that's true.
I mean, I mean, yeah, I mean, I mean, that's also true.
I don't know anymore, Jack.
You're getting claustrophobic.
I can't understand you, because you only got three to two.
I mean, you're right.
We're going to cuff you back to the bed,
and then we're going to go from there.
Fair enough.
Please don't touch me, sir.
Please don't touch me.
I'm not resisting.
Please don't touch me.
You like squeezing me?
No, I just don't want you to go anywhere.
You're going to just knock me down.
He took off on us twice, because you're not obviously not close to their mom.
Oh, then see, then see.
Then see.
We're gonna, uh, cuff you back to the bed, and then, uh, we're gonna go for a fair enough.
Please don't touch me, sir.
Please don't touch me.
I'm not resisting.
Please don't touch me.
You're squeezing me?
For some reason.
I'm gonna love you.
Love you.
You're a little female.
Good thing you're in here.
Where?
Snatch my head against the top quad.
Oh, right.
I'm just gonna let those, uh, what's that, man?
You had it in me.
I didn't know that's working at cost though. I can't understand you because you only got three teeth
Puffy back to the bed
Please don't touch me sir. Please don't touch me. I'm not resisting. Don't touch me
You're gonna call the 500k
You can do it at court tomorrow
Electrochulie 33 years old was charged with criminal attempt to assault a public safety officer first degree reckless endangerment
Three counts of criminal mischief two counts of interfering with an officer
Engaging in a police pursuit okay evading responsibility after a collision. I mean, yeah
I'm a controlled substance and drug paraphernalia. She was additionally charged with improper number of marker plates and failure to maintain her lane
Okay, okay, okay
a
Marker plates as that of the stickers and she was additionally charged with improper number of marker plates and failure to maintain her lane
Authorities said the decision to attempt a box and maneuver at the gas station was based on Julie's prior history of evading law enforcement
Officials confirmed that no injuries were sustained by any police officers or members of the public Julie is being held on a
$500,000 bond and is innocent unless proven guilty in a court of law
Jesus
Alright, we gon' play this bird!
It's a game called Hello Neighbor, walking in his house, catching the beast man, but watch out, the loot she's made!
I just gotta open the door and be sneaky, I'll see a kicker on T's house, please!
Oh, wait, what the?
Wait, that was me!
Woohoo, I'll be back though!
That used to be me.
A little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought this started like, right now, no?
Are we watching Starship today?
I don't want to end up, we're gonna be targeting to send Starship-
Yeah, but where are they- where are they gonna send it though?
in the Indian Ocean. We had a really quick check in yesterday with the Starship Recovery team out
there on station. They're helping us to maintain the range and a whole lot more. So let's jump back
out there once more. Today we've got Sarenne Sunay joining us live from the boat deck out in the
Indian Ocean a couple hundred miles off the coast of Australia. Sarenne, how's it going man? Welcome
to the Flight 12 webcast. How's everything looking out there in the landing zone?
I'm not going to lie to you. It's a little rougher than it was yesterday. Night time.
It's hard to see the horizon, but we're looking at about 10 foot seas.
Yo, I'm not going to get in on that. We're loving it, but it's rough.
All right. What's your guys' primary job out there? I mean, you're out kind of in the middle
of nowhere. What are you guys doing? Maybe a little five-mile on that?
So like, as you mentioned, like it's usually a five to 600 nautical miles sail from shore.
And our primary goal is as a range clearing group, so like we come out here and make sure
there's no one else in the area so the rocket can launch, but that kind of allows us to
do our second goal, which is to conduct imagery of the rocket as it re-enters and as it splashes
down.
We get a lot of other data, but like the primary one is for sure imagery with an ensemble of
the maritime and aerial fish assets.
This looks like a ship set up.
This is awful.
And talk to us a little bit because it's evolved over time.
There has to be a better way than this shit.
of getting those views to talk us through where we've gotten to now today.
Oh, my, yeah, I think some people know, but like the Mark said,
what the fuck are they doing?
That's the buoys that we use and they were originally used as sailboat racers.
And we kind of put them in as a, as a Hail Mary attempt on flight.
Right.
And to the stand,
any of this space ship rocket as it came down to a few and we all thought it
maybe would have worked, but we were super shocked and really pleased to see
These are literally blinking.
The buoys pointed right at the rocket as it came down,
which was a testament to not only the scrappy engineering
we were able to put together, but also the rocket.
I'm sorry.
And then since then, we've kind of iterated more and more.
And these buoys are way more robust
and have now a lot more data collection materials,
not just visual imagery.
And as a result, they kind of are the most mature versions
they've ever been.
And it's really cool because almost all the buoys
that we're deploying even now for play 12,
We just got them off our back deck a few hours ago,
are the exact same ones that were used for flight five.
And I saw a couple of user terminals,
how Starlink kind of plan a role in this entire operation.
Dan, I'm not gonna lie to you,
if we didn't have Starlink out here, we would be screwed.
Like just on a usual basis of like working,
we're allowed to like have calls with each other
and like work on documents with each other,
send things to each other in like a very timely manner
because of the Starlink on the boat.
But not only that, each one of these buoys
is equipped with a standard Starlink Mini,
the one you would just get from ordering it commercially.
And that allows us to not only operate the Buoy remotely,
but also to get live stream data and telemetry,
which is honestly super useful.
And I don't think we have another solution
for it without Starlink.
Before I let you go, what's it like?
You're out there and all of a sudden.
You could do a drone in the sky.
What's that feel like?
On paper.
and I can't lie to you it feels awesome just by being on the boat not seeing any land for
miles and miles and then hearing the starship crack down with its sonic booms and watching
it breach through the sky.
You would run your own illustration and really excited to feel that.
Rather than put a relapse on the fucking on the fucking on the drone.
Real soon.
Thanks for doing that.
And then the little drones they bridge the fucking connection to you.
Canaveral in Florida
It's the moon and then Mars as fast as possible
There's really only one answer and it's to launch a lot more rockets. Yeah, and to do that
We're gonna need a few more launch pads and support buildings, which is exactly what we're working on over in Florida
So originally built for Apollo. What is this idea?
Launch complex 39a has flown 126 Falcon missions since SpaceX reactivated the pad in 2017
Yeah, I actually remember the day that I was able to host the live webcast for that first launch out of pad 39a
And it was just so amazing to see
It's also exciting how today almost 10 years later the on-growing
Excuse me on-going construction as you see there on your screen
And the development that will bring a second launch tower to launch complex 39a
It's designed to expand our capabilities to support Starship launches in the future while also continuing to support Falcon heavy missions
From the original Apollo shuttle Falcon launch tower. Yeah, and we're not done
We're also building a Starship launch pad check slick 37
What's that worth the uptick in future launches?
30 a day a giant assembly and maintenance facility designed to prep Starships ahead of Florida launches and when complete this
I want to talk to you today about Ocean Gate, the Titan, the Titanic, Disaster.
It's gonna be a big building.
So much space.
So yeah, Space X is Florida.
It's Regis.
Space X is Florida is quickly taking shape with our very first launches on the horizon.
What were they thinking?
Exactly.
A horizon that aims for regular...
It was just so, so dumb.
And speaking of moon, we've got another special guest for you today.
Dan, I think the last time you and I were on a webcast with this person was Polaris.
Well, the main guy was trolling the game.
The very first commercial spacewalk.
Jack, they stopped tracking the amount of carbon fiber alterations completely, then suffered
a bunch of carbon fiber breaks, then they put the fucking thing in below zero weather.
I don't know.
I certainly got a great rocket out there on the pad, but wonderfully back, and no surprise,
it's always changing here.
It looks amazing.
going to say it's been a couple of years what was your impression flying in at
just delay the land? Well I think it was actually maybe ten months ago I was
here slinging pizzas I got a new job now but there's been so much that's
changed even since then yeah the facilities look amazing all the housing
that's coming in here and of course you got two orbital launch pads. The legend says that whatever you are
whatever you are, whatever you're saying, so be careful. So we're going to slow start to your first six months I mean you only sent humans around
around the moon for the first time since the Apollo days.
Bill and I kind of nerded out a little bit.
Like that was the last thing I worked on when I was at NASA.
So seeing them go was just insane.
Like how's everybody feeling after the success of Artemis, too?
Well, I'd say I have the best job in the world,
and I certainly work with an unbelievable team.
I mean, usually, though, that was that mission.
Because he has a lot of making.
So I just got to show up at the right time to see it.
I put all that effort to put it in action.
But what a great mission.
Those four astronauts, you couldn't have had better.
That's so not good.
Better ambassadors for you.
You guys, you're a nice guy.
We've seen him before.
They really brought us all along for two days.
I think Joe's in.
He's in the middle.
Get ready for what comes next.
We're going to start stacking Artemis 3.
We got a lot of the hardware and the VAB already.
We're hoping to even get out to the pad
before the end of the year, do another wet dress.
All right.
And we're looking forward to seeing the same flight.
Five minutes to check.
Did this blow up?
Hopefully at some point in the not too distant future,
we're going to join up in Earth orbit.
Yeah, I mean, what's coming up next?
And ultimately, based on the moon, that's the big focus.
like what's what's kind of the why like why are we doing this for everybody?
Oh, well, I mean, and yes, we were we're certainly trying to get back to the moon,
but what's coming up next? We're also we're also building a moon base in parallel.
And why are we doing that? Well, it's for a lot of the shirts I see around here,
which is occupied Mars. I mean, what a great opportunity go to the moon,
return to the moon, build a moon base on the South Pole, interact with the water ice, right?
Maybe work on some of those skills we're going to need when we're four days away
from home for what we might need someday when we're nine months away from home.
But we've got other things coming up too.
You've got Nancy Grace-Roman.
That telescope's going to launch later this summer.
There's a lot of great exciting things going on at NASA right now.
Yeah, man.
All right.
Well, SpaceX, we're custom-built to try and make life multi-planetary.
We're super honored, excited to be part of this entire Artemis program.
Really excited to see Starship, you know, send people to the moon.
All of the different pieces working together.
It's going to be a really exciting future.
Absolutely.
Well, thanks for having me here.
It's great to see everybody.
Again, I know a lot of hard work leads up to a moment like this, so we're all rooting for you.
Okay.
And then, you know what?
I want to hear as first the moon, the streamer.
All right.
I'll let you jump back in there.
I'll let you all play.
I'll let you all play.
I'll let you all play.
I think it's safe to say we could listen to you guys yap about the moon pretty much all day.
It's so inspiring to hear about the future of exploration on the moon.
And if you caught the show yesterday, you also heard some more future space exploration news.
Yeah, that's right.
to Mission Commander Chun Wang will be one of the first humans to become an
interplanetary traveler. Don't think I've ever said that word before. Well also
joining the Moon. Incredible. Amazing. In fact that dragging capsule that you
saw there was Dragon Resilience. That is the same Dragon spacecraft that
administrator Isaac Ben Flew in both and Polaris Dawn. If you are Earth and you're Earth, then we're
now a Martian. If you're a moon, you're what? The terminal count again. Anticipation is definitely
growing as we proceed towards our second attempt. Once again, this is the first plate. We're aiming
to fly the first for the first time. Starship version 3. Massive upgrades across the vehicle
that you see at the pad there as well as the pad itself.
It's a Lunarian.
The good news is we've had a pretty quiet countdown today.
We are looking at a green range still not tracking any issues
with our weather with the vehicle or with the pad for a long time.
Is this part really bouncy?
You're looking at the things that are closing out
prop load on the ship, and then booster is going to come out.
Oh, no, no, it was going to almost just straight up
right at the grave at most.
Hopefully done with this, you're looking
at 11 and 1 1⁄2 million plus pounds of liquid.
They wouldn't suffer that much.
Starship, sideways.
We're going to get the pad itself ready, push back.
All of the propellant that's in those lines running
from the farm to the launch mount,
just kind of harden the area and get it ready for launch.
Chad, what's a lost shot?
Peek inside, hopefully see the engines do a little wiggle
as we do our final steering check.
That'll happen at T minus 100 seconds.
And then after we get through T minus 40.
Oh, liquid oxygen.
You're very familiar.
If we need to hold, we can go into what's called rapid recycle, essentially, where we can hang out a T minus 40 seconds.
It's built in. We're only going to hold it if there's an issue, not currently tracking one.
They can pop up after we pass T minus 40. Right now we're looking good. Hopefully, we're going to move right past that.
This looks like a sketchy outline.
Pass T minus 40 seconds, a number of events pulled in quick succession.
That is when the QT vent gate or quick disconnect vent gate will clear the gas commodity lines that connect the pack to the vehicles.
Both the ship and the booster will configure their comm systems for flight and will rapidly run leak checks on gas.
The booster goes to internal power and its engines will get their final priming for launch while the ship's engines begin to decently profile and arms the automatic flight safety system.
Yeah, once we have T-minus 40 seconds, we still have the ability to rapidly recycle the count under certain conditions.
Back to T-minus 40 seconds, check in on the top dog to the moon.
Looks like we might be getting some engine wiggles here, as Dan mentioned earlier.
He's allowed us to check out the thrust vector control actuators on these engines.
If I'm right, they need to hire me.
You have to make sure that they can see.
That's definitely right.
Flim DeVerter on the taxi activates at around T minus 17 seconds and enters
What is essentially the point of no return at T minus 10 seconds if we have a hold close to T minus 17 seconds?
There's a chance we could recycle but the closer we get to T minus 10 the lower that chance comes
Because we just heard we're at T minus one minute. Yeah, so at this point in time, we're gonna stop talking
We're gonna let low kick at this takeover
Amazing pad sounds of the first plate
You know what I'm not I'm just a but when I be playing scribbles for this programmer and it's on the two law like that as a twisting it breaks like a dick
All right, we are holding we were just waiting for the fuel pushbacks to complete into the prop farm
We did hear that that did just complete so expect them to reset that hold shortly
I am walking in his nose at the...
Last 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, Ignition.
Jesus!
Air!
Holy shit!
holy fuck look at all that power
holy shit I looked insane
this is your own cheap pressure nominal
yeah I already twisted you see it
oh you can't see the bottom
look they're already so angled
P plus 30 seconds into flight
see it 33 out of 33 Raptor 3
and it's a booster V3
ascending over the gulf now
coming up on maximum aerodynamic pressure
Maximum aerodynamic pressure
Who's just crazy? I'm tree nominal
To this it doesn't cause one thing looking good. We're just passing through the period of maximum dynamic pressure
Little over a minute into look at that for you the reason vibrations chilling out here
at Star Factory as we continue to hold.
Star ship Flight 12 arc out over the gulf.
The next major thing coming up is going to be hot staging.
Booster process is top off.
We do what's our degrees of MECO.
Most engines cut off, so we're gonna shut down all but five.
Look how funny, twisting though.
Booster engines on the booster.
Okay, I was wrong.
Yeah, and actually can hold it.
And then after that happens,
we're going to ignite the six engines on ship
while it is still a touch
we have clamps that hold the two together
those are going to retract inside of that hot stage ring
kind of protect them
we had one of the engines go out still flying on 32 of the Raptor engines together
once we get the hot staging those six engines on the ship are going to ignite
we're going to do it in a little bit different of a
You're almost 90 degrees!
Oh nice! There you go successful. Dude! Saving separation. We're not seeing as many
booster engines ignite as we expected for boost back but we are seeing six good
engines lit on ship. It looks like we just had an early boost back shut down.
Again a reminder the booster was planned to essentially head into the Gulf for a
a splash down but it has shut its engines down early on into boost back.
Okay Chad, now I'm actually wondering how they got the footage to be that good.
We can just see one of the RVACs so we're operating on five engines on ship.
Oh the vibrators are under going downwards so the upper is good.
We're going to have engine out capability so it's going to continue into its ascent.
You got booster on the left there, ship on the right.
KIPVI expo.
And we're not planning on bringing the booster back for this flight as this was the very first time.
I'm not even capping, but if I put some wings on my Honda Civic V-Tec it would gap the shit
afar farther.
All right, so about three minutes, 50 seconds into today's flight.
Just a reminder, the ship planned to burn its engines for about 8 minutes in change.
About 8 minutes and 11 seconds was our planned timeline for today.
That could shift slightly as we do have one engine out.
Yeah, we're here.
One fewer RVACs.
The one of three is bad news.
No.
Chaps, is kissing boys gay if it's in space?
All right, so we are coming up on T plus five minutes.
Ship continuing to fire five of the six.
Standing by for call.
I was making sure ships on its planned trajectory.
Again, we are planning a suborbital trajectory
for the ship today.
Booster giving us some views as it continues to make its way
to the sky towards the water.
All right, so a little over 5 and 1 half minutes in flight.
Kate, Jake, you guys with me look like boosters
starting to come in high.
Yeah, we had the opportunity to stand outside
watch launch and wow that was incredible yeah that was really loud really shaky and I was actually
surprised how fast the booster got off the pad or the whole stack that was that was quite incredible
check that's like an extra stage entirely no coming back that makes the stage one that completely
into the goal like standing alone from the main to the chamber pressure is on five out of six
Shoot prep for engines great news there
Check check this is the equivalent of in KSP when I add the fucking super mega around the bottom full of fucking rocket
Which is right super heavy booster back to the tower. We were planning on having
Oh, come on!
And it looks like the thruster ended its mission there in the Gulf, but
We've got a ship still flying great to see that still have five out of six engines there on S39
Yes, we also heard good chamber pressures as well on those engines that are lit
We do have engine out capability
We do see that we have one of the RVAC one of the Raptor vacuum
Yeah, I love the s39 decal there that just gives the gives the ship a little bit of character
And again all these great views brought to you by Starlink, of course
I want to add a bunch of sponsors here and it gets a free money
I mean, it's for money.
It's for money.
Shout out to the entire Starship avionics camera, electronics team, a whole lot of work
to get this.
Guys, this guy did something.
You want this one?
Okay.
A look inside of the ship's skirt.
You can see those three center engines ignited.
The RBACs continuing to fire as well.
We did see at least a couple engines fire up on booster for that landing burn before
we lost contact with it.
So they really optimized those rockets, huh?
I mean, look at that.
So come back now 20 seconds ago. She's gonna say 10,000 pipes burn extends a little bit
For the engine out essentially you can run your engines a little bit longer throttle up a little bit more
To account for the the one engine not being lit
So right now we are standing by for seaco
Yeah, but rather to be a son of the comparison of the old lockets and new ones. How much more come back it is
I'm the king of my own land I should not see Kevin Sarah rocket 8% of rocket will blow
up
5 engines still burning our ship
Jesse that said like look
See all that
No, like
So what what are you after there's no more stages of this right it's just the lines backs right down
I mean, this is gonna go down like a fucking rock and start to see shut down
Which was this thousand of our backs have shut down sea levels are shut down
Wait 20,000 anything that way they're fucking rolling in
So nobody did the plus satellites further up act like 20 20 what like 20 25 24,000
You know we can get an update on the ship orbit insertion, but we have shut down again
We did run longer as we were engine out. We were flying with
Pretty much the whole time usually they make it they make it into orbits
And they cap out like 25,000 or some shit 2026. I'm just saying like this one's going really fast for not being orbit
Because when they're in sideways really early, that's why
They twisted it
All right, well, we definitely got a ship in space right now
Very cool.
Very cool.
I'm doing the camera.
Ooh.
As you can see, the teams are incredibly excited to see Starship there in space.
We are awaiting the call-out of the final insertion.
Insertion so we're gonna stand by for that. We can see the flaps moving here actuating
But wow the the cheers here in the lobby are certainly almost as loud as liftoff was yeah, yeah
Man a lot of action going on and you know we said at the top of the show
Excitement guaranteed and we're only 11 minutes in those are cool
I'm more to go here on the mission
So the next flight directions for Rancho are done the booster so now all eyes are on the ship as we get ready for our in-space
Objects exactly. So like I said, we're still standing by to hear the call for nominal
But we've got a few minutes before the next milestone. So we're going to continue
We've got some amazing views here of the ship. Yeah, this is our planet. This is our home
I have an idea for the next launch. To capture the video footage, you need to have a thing
on the inside, and it back launches a small device that films downwards.
Not included the separation that we saw, but we're also planning to deploy 20 Starlink
simulator satellites as well as two DodgerDog satellites. That's what our internal teams
refer to as our newer satellites.
We saw a preview of those earlier.
We should see those deployments here in a little bit.
We're also hoping to perform a relight of a Raptor engine
as well.
Yep, that's exactly right.
And the relight will look a little bit different this time.
We're hoping to get a little bit of a longer duration.
Of course, we've got to see once we get there.
And that relight is actually changing our orbit
necessarily, but we're doing it more so as a technology demonstration.
So this makes the Earth look small, no?
Like, I like, but I know it's all by scale, but it just makes it feel small.
Like, they go half around the old thing in like 15 minutes.
Maybe just recently tuned in, you missed a pretty exciting, almost 13 minutes.
We had a liftoff pretty much on time, almost right exactly at 5.30 p.m.
We did have a brief moment in the T-minus 42nd period, but we were able to proceed through that,
and we saw a gorgeous liftoff. Jake and I were able to stand outside and witness that with all of our colleagues.
I mean, in a grand scheme, the whole universe.
It was a heck of a lot louder out here than it was at AX.
This is the bullshit, then.
Absolutely.
And a couple things I noticed on the way up hill today on the ship, so obviously it looks like we've lost one of the RVACs on the way, but that is a good way to demonstrate our potential engine out capability there, so.
Exactly.
And I think we actually saw the three gimbling engines kind of gimbal over a little bit to compensate for that offsetting thrust, so that was really cool. That's something I know the team's been, we've analyzed that since flight one all the way back.
It's something that we've thought about quite a bit and it's kind of cool to see it in action in real life
And I mean you're a fucking tribe in some fucking island and the ways that you didn't heard about
He's this big ass twine can above your fucking ideal
One thing I noticed also back on the shot of the aft flaps
It's a little weird. We have tiles on the leeward side
So not on the side where we're gonna see heating and you might be asking why are we putting tiles there?
I had the same question actually actually so I talked to some of our teacher engineers the other day and we're actually running
Yeah, here's the shot right here great
So the fact that we're seeing all these tiles still on the flap right now is really good because that actually was one of our
Experiments where we wanted to test different connection methods
on the way uphill on ship so actually a scent so
It looks like most if not all the tiles are still hanging on there
So that's actually a really good data point looks pretty good to me. Oh, and those is hang out
once again without without being in a box and shit right of Starship, which is
Basically the second stage of the start all mounted differently
This is what he was saying the flaps on the vehicle that helps to control its position and attitude
so all methods work then and
Also helps to control during re-entry as well. That's a critical phase
I mentioned earlier that what do you want to ship?
deploy those starlink satellites, simulators, as well as perform an in-space relay of a raptor engine
if all of that goes well, we will be targeting a soft splashdown in the Indian Ocean
we heard from Surren on the recovery team earlier standing by waiting
and it's how I do it, what happens? I go payment deployment in five
All right, let's send it upstairs. Dan, how's it looking?
Hey guys, we are looking good. It does look like we are within bounds of what we analyzed if we were down one of our RVAC engines.
So I wouldn't call it a nominal orbital insertion, but we're on a trajectory that we'd analyzed and it's within bounds.
Oh wait, is this what they are? No, this is the engine.
With that engine out, they're working through some steps on the engines.
We probably will end up skipping the Raptor relight for today,
but it sounds like we should still be on our payload deploy at least at this time.
So very dynamic moments right here with the ship.
In 15 minutes.
But we do have it in space. It is on a trajectory now headed towards the other side of the planet.
change in the world. It could happen in 15 minutes.
None of this was a fucking missile, ICBM, rocket fucking hydrogen bomb.
It's gonna start to get darker, we're heading into an orbital sunset.
So we're gonna have darkness for a little bit, and then it'll brighten up once we're
on the other side of the planet, and hopefully that's why it's a good daylight when we re-enter
into the Indian Ocean.
The race to the moon, to show who could do all that, and can you do all that?
that. It's like we, the USA, have one. Because we did that.
Oh, if you don't check.
All right, so we're a little over 17 minutes into flight if you're just now catching up with us. We did that
We did see a lift off right at the top of our window
Super heavy getting off the pad initially lighting all 33 of those Raptor engines got through a successful hot staging
Six engines on ship had one our back go out
Able to make it into space frozen like and right now
We're trying to see if we are going to get into payload deploy still like the thing that
The cooler bullshit that freezes up right on the part of the timeline when we were expecting it look
Inside a spaceship there. Oh, so nice. See a door opening
All right, China they're good
Is open just a reminder
They're going to get a pizza?
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
In the bay today, 20 of those Starlink mass simulators
and two are Dodger dogs.
So we like to call them internally,
sitting up their modified V2 Starlink satellites.
Those are going to be testing a bunch of components
that we're planning to fly on Starlink V3.
And we've also got them outfitted
with a number of cameras for another tech demo
that we're trying out on this flight.
We definitely are looking for a way that we can look at
a target in space.
While it's still in space,
we can only see so much from the cameras in the flat.
You can't see everything.
Because what they have, but there's already integrated.
The only ways you can do that
is if you got something else flying near it.
So we're gonna attempt to,
Our final two satellites going out the door have a suite of cameras on them that are going to be looking back at the ship
We're gonna be in nighttime
And so we've got when they're gonna fucking larger pizzas. It sounds like we're getting into payload deploy
We'll be a nighttime. They've got some powerful
Flashlights on them. Oh, oh try and illuminate the ship's heat shield. Yeah, I personally think this isn't as bad as that last time
I think there's a better way to do this payload delivery. I think it's it and it's shit
Are you
I think the number one about
Okay, that was nice actually. Okay, they improved the Peter delivery.
Okay, I do this one. It runs down 20 to go.
It jumps the stack, it locks one, then it removes it, and it just slides it off.
Easy.
Things that we upgraded in version three kind of gave the little soup up to the the PES dispenser.
So those satellites going to move out a little bit quicker than they did on previous
Starship flight test. Okay
First two out the door two more on their way out. Hey, don't lie
All right, he's a number two I don't know what the decline problem sound lights as always installing shit
We're looking at a poor down 18 to go
Um
Is it already listen well, that's not I meant it. I'm I'm nervous flexing my basic math skills here today
Oh, they're fake satellites because they're not in orbit. That's why I 20 of these 22 satellites
They're essentially just math simulators
So they're roughly the same size as the Starlink v3 sats that were hoping they're like do like dummies this
plastic some shit
Upon reentry they will burn in so they won't it won't be debris
And from this top-down views you're looking down at the stack those two satellites you see on the very top that I
See a different they've got what if some of this debris was to wrench inside of the chain system
They need to protect the chain with some sort of cover
and then one other camera that's hopefully going to be giving us some views of Starship in space.
But we will see how that works. Again, this very much a tech demo, we're going to deploy those.
It's finally going to try and turn everything on, look back at Starship,
and the primary reason we're trying to do this is to get some views of the heat shield.
I think that counts that comes up to eight total.
USA.
USA.
USA.
USA.
The teams are stoked to see this demonstration happening.
It's pretty incredible to see this happening live from space.
this demonstration happening. It's pretty incredible to see this happening live from space.
Now, as we noted earlier in the show, this Starship version 3 is built to deploy up to 60 of Star
Link's more advanced. We used to be a country. We used to be united in. Designed to offer 60
terabits per second of downlink capacity per satellite. Now that is 20 times more than each Falcon 9
does today incredible this helps reunite us all right i think that's number 10 going out the door
yet there it goes
so yeah the camera view you have on your left screen there is basically right at the bottom
of the payload volume um so the kind of dome shaped fuck you structure you see there is that's
That's actually the top of the fuel tank.
Then the camera view that you have on the right is an external camera that we have positioned
so that you can see basically the light through the open Pez dispenser door that you see a
set sliver of light.
We can see the star links here deploying as one comes through.
It is magic if they don't have a fucking kid.
It's all he's playing playing with it in his shit.
As we mentioned, we have 20 of these Starlink simulator satellites, and then we have two
of these specially modified, as we call them, Dodger dogs here around here.
What are America's tactics?
What are America's protectors?
Solar arrays, and those will be the last two that will be deployed today.
Yeah, that's right.
where we hold the ice up.
I think Dan called them turbocharged or supercharged
Pez dispenser.
It's definitely coming out much faster
than our previous flights.
Pez dispenser, I like that.
So we're going to see.
Yeah, look at that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And especially once we fill starship up all the way
with 16 or so of these starlings,
being able to deploy them fairly expediently,
you know, it's gonna be important
for design the overall mission profile.
Yeah.
Now fans of Starship may know that Starlink
enables lots of unprecedented views,
both from space as we see here and on Earth.
Well, that's true.
And we've addition to the dozens of cameras
on Starship itself.
Yeah, that's pretty true.
We also have mobile Starlink camera kits
deployed in the Indian Ocean.
This looks AI.
Yes, Starlink also connects our aerial...
Why is it dark? Because it's now near Australia.
...and at other strategic camera spots around Texas.
It's actually in between Brazil and Africa.
How it all comes together.
So tell the incredible story of Starship both on and off-planet.
Yep.
Alright, we're getting low on the stack.
It looks like we got two more of those simulators to go out.
And then it will be time for our Dodger Dogs as modified Starlink satellites.
Just a couple of updates while we continue to watch payload deploy.
Did you get confirmation we're going to be skipping that relight of the Raptor engine?
Just due to everything that we saw on the way uphill.
Those C-level engines, we're going to use them for a landing burn though.
they are still capable to be used for that so we'll still look to do a controlled landing in the gulf
oh Chad they're gonna they're gonna land on a face down right they're gonna billy float this ship
bonk they're not doing some uh that's 19 and 20 they're not catching it
all right jeb loving space is cool and cool
coming up on our Dr. Jones, so these are my off-limits satellites.
We do have a number of cameras on these that are going to attempt to look back at Starship.
We're not going to get this video in real time, but we're going to try and turn it around if we do get some video down.
So we don't worry if we get views of Starship from these satellites.
I think very likely to blow up these these will be exciting because again that
they're really a tech demo getting our chance to test out some of the
technologies for version 3
Yeah, it bloop, it bloop almost every other time now.
My basic math skills are failing now.
All right, here we go.
Well, not recently, wait.
Let me watch it like it was two years ago, they exploded it.
Elon said that it will only blow up if XQC's schedule is dog shit, so we are safe. Surely.
standing by for starship basically to serve the first Dodger dogs to low earth orbit
That's what you meant
Out the door space debris the dummies are gonna play a burning they're all gonna burn out on reentry
This game you can kind of see on the right side of the satellite you see some break buddy. It's a wrench ring
at 256,000 fucking kilometers per hour into the inter-defected atmosphere,
stratosphere, bullshit.
And it flies slowly away from this.
And there it goes.
Holy with the summit.
That's every light.
Yeah, it almost looks like the light is just shining bright.
What a shot.
Oh, is it going to come back?
Oh, so nice, though.
If you couldn't tell, we're pretty excited.
Yeah.
And it's always sunny and safe.
Hey, put it in space.
Put it in space.
And that looks like an empty payload bay.
So that's exactly what you want to see there.
That's great.
So yeah, with payload deploy complete.
Oh, you can see the door closing there.
All right, there we go.
So yeah, with payload deployed complete,
search engine now closed.
They're going to optimize the ship, crazy.
Yeah, Starship, we closed the payload door and we're going to continue to coast around Earth all the way to the Indian Ocean.
So still a lot of major events to come.
Shut up, Ditches. I've lost one ship.
I'm not going to get that rammed or relight based on what Dan was saying, but after that, of course, we'll have the atmospheric re-entry and splashdown.
And with that, we're going to go on another quick coast.
So, sit tight, enjoy some amazing space views and the space jams, of course, and we'll be
back in a few minutes for Raptor Relight, or excuse me, not for the Relight, but we'll
be standing by for atmospheric re-entry.
Okay.
Oh, not...
Check, check, they didn't play enough KSP to get some really good music for this sort of
thing.
Hi, if I would play this check, I'd play the outro, I'd play the outro, I'd play this,
I'd play it, all of that.
This is my version of it.
Motherfucker plays Kerbal Space Programme at handful of times and thinks he's part of the team.
Man, shut your bitch shat up.
L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L.
What about him?
I
Yeah, that would that would be a lot more than anything extra no butter. All right, I'm just one
Okay, then I would play us first I've eaten
to check ignition and make God's love deal with you.
No, it's good. Now for large, it's something that's more than management.
That's just this is it this is the space slide
Okay, okay
Then I play
Force a battle royale yesterday you just saw our song in the minor
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. That's good. That's good too. That's good too. Hold on.
Right, Chas being real.
There's one.
We'll move that a little bit.
Where the loom would go really hard for this shot.
What song are you gonna play when the shit go could loom?
Also spurs in five.
Okay, maybe not.
The kickass song? That's like, true actually.
The song in kickass is actually kind of a remix of the song, it's not the exact one.
But yeah that's a good catch.
Actually pretty prissy to know that.
Or maybe watch that show because I've heard about it sometimes.
Okay then chat a little bit about this.
Okay chat a little bit about this then.
it then it's for a bomb okay so so we get to my tomb then it seems that we
You thought I matched?
I mean, there's no look up now when it lands, I mean, I'm telling you.
Out of the scientists' sake, out of the chat says,
this, when it hits the water, it will boom. I'm telling you.
No, again. Okay, then put your foot in.
Then put your foot in, and put your foot on it.
Then put your foot on it. Okay. Then put your foot on it.
I don't like that. Prediction?
Will this blow up on landing in water or not?
Yes? No.
I'll give you guys a few minutes to go for this shit.
I
Will play my mistake
Hold on to 90% unexploded
I have to boost it up 55 months of dumb predictions
Jack, Jack, why don't, why don't somebody, oh my god, I just thought an idea, but if
If I said it out louder, people are gonna copy it and make money out of it.
Check, check, it bets on already made outcomes,
But as soon as it happens, when it's like, already happening.
you
you
you
you
you
on this diagram, did you have an arrow pointing out where it's currently flying into?
It was not needed for our trajectory or anything.
We are on the suborbital trajectory to splash down in the Indian Ocean.
We are going to attempt a landing break.
It is a show, it is a show.
We'll see how they perform when we get there.
Just a reminder, we are going to be stressing the wind.
We're going to intentionally do a maneuver where we're going to kind of pick the nose
up and deploy those aft, those bottom flaps to really put a lot of pressure on them.
We'll see how it does through that maneuver and then we'll be doing kind of a final banking term trajectory before we get to a landing burn
So all that coming up in a few minutes the light show should start beginning real soon. It's stuck up north
Local local
Okay, here's advice for SpaceX. You know what I'm gonna do guys. What we want, okay, is something like this
Like this
Like this, just like this. It's just your smaller where like it should we see the orientation we see how it's going to space
Like where's what where the bot is going is it like this? I mean is it going like this right now?
I mean is it going like this? I mean, okay? Okay, then you tell me where's it going?
Okay, where is this rocket currently? How's it going?
I go a bitch go a bitch
It's a grey line there.
Oh!
That line right there?
Then change the color there so we can barely see it.
it lines up with the corner and we don't see it. That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's not bad.
Oh, that, okay, then it's better, then it's better. It should be going like this, it should be in front
because now it looks like it's going that way, but it's going that way. It's going east, not west.
I
Because there is this directional magical it's in space. Yeah, what's I'm saying
Chad looker
Also, it's good. It's gonna land in between
Australia and
And I'm trying to go
What?
What?
Okay then what's under fucking Australian?
Arctic?
Motherfucker, what's under Australian moron?
Oh my god, I actually this shat and I'm done
World map Morana, morana, this ice right here
in between this and that. What is that? What is that bottom partner? And Tottenham. So
I said it quickly in it. I said it by the first time and you've been married for what?
I said, I said, I said, I said, in between Australia and Antarctica. I said that.
Under is in Salibut. What the fuck are you talking about, man?
I can't I can't I can't I'm I'm being short and light and it's making me really angry
What is the body of water in between us or the cut and Australia?
Oh, I am done. That's it. That's it. Done. Done. Done. Done. That's it. Done. Done.
No longer listening and no longer reading. That's it. So I'm being told again. Indian Ocean.
So I said that and it's like in the Indian Ocean. So everything I said was correct. Why
You mad at me? What do I do?
Wait, what were they for? I mean check, what is this thing so long? I wanna see it go ka-blah-blah
Okay, next one they do this, bro. I'll give it a look. I know you're listening. You're a musk
Play this, play this, and set it. Do you really want me to have it up stalling? Play this and set it
This first part of him is guy, playing like a 10k and play a song.
I think if you were to tune in, if you were to sit and watch fucking streams, if you
never really get to watch space, and if you got into separate space, if you said, you
guys can watch space, and you put in some fucking dog trade jammers, they won't fucking
watch.
They won't want to go into those fields, and then starting that, you'd inspire the people.
People to watch it.
Ooh!
Dude!
I'm gonna make these little trains of these.
Hell, good, yeah, I was just...
I had something to do at the moon and then I got fucked up.
Like, I had a big headache.
I saw a jiggle on it.
Yeah, I saw that on me.
On me.
Every patch notes I said that would happen, that happened.
marshlands lives a species of penguin that is much wiser much more evolved than
the penguins that we know they are the sentinel penguins of course that is
where these sentinel gates get this name from the very first thought to have
found the ice wall and this oh my god I actually not
kicking essentially and of course Starlink is a big part of it as that's
That's what allows us to actually gather this data and show these live streams.
And again, the data gathering is really the main reason why we're doing these flight tests.
So Starlink provides us just one more path to collect that data that ultimately allows
us to rapidly iterate Starship's design.
Now if ship manages to make it all the way through reentry, we'll collect valuable data
on the spacecraft.
So this is a new wing, no?
atmosphere at these hypersonic speeds, which is basically more than five times
the speed of sound. We do anticipate that it might be a little bit of a
entry, so we'll see how far we get. Oh, the side that takes the feet has the
shields. There's no shields.
Roughly eight kilometers per second, or for those of us that think in other units,
roughly five miles per second. At those speeds, the spacecraft is moving through the atmosphere
and it creates that plasma field that we saw forming around the vehicle.
Yeah, and although the plasma looks really cool, it does distort some communication frequencies,
so it's not uncommon to experience brief blackouts in communication.
It's in the hexagon, but one of the sites doesn't have it though.
Of course, in the long term here, the ship is designed to land on Mars where there are no
runways or other humans to help out. That's where we're going with the propulsive landing
instead of the more traditional means like parachutes. Because there's no atmosphere.
Not only again, is it more cool, but it enables a more rapidly reusable rocket.
Now we should hear some callouts as the ship makes its way back to Earth.
Oh, it's 10 at the same time.
Oh, something.
When you hear entry max heating and entry max Q,
that means the ship has made it through the maximum heating
and aerodynamic loads that it will experience as it returns.
So if we make it through those, we're doing pretty well.
Yeah.
And you can see in the bottom left right now,
we're at 23 and a half thousand kilometers per hour speed.
Is this a prototype wing of the trine?
Or is it just the backside of the wing?
Keep progressing the mission, we are going to hear a call-out when the ship is transonic and then subsonic.
So transonic refers to the period of flight where the velocities of air pose surrounding and flowing past the vehicle are concurrently below
The backside, the bottom fins, and above the speed of sound.
Kind of in that Mach 0.8 to 1.2 range.
And for reference, commercial jets have a range of cruising speeds but mostly fly around Mach 0.74 to Mach 0.85.
Yeah, pretty much. That seems accurate.
And after we hear the call-out that Starship is coming to Sonic, we should hear the call-out when Starship is subsonic.
This refers to speeds that are much less than the speed of sound, so at this point in the flight, ship's velocity will be slowing down.
Wait...
We definitely have here in the lobby of SpaceX headquarters down here at Starbase, Texas.
Everyone loves watching ship re-entry.
It's always such amazing colors.
This must be what it feels like to be one of those praying mantis shrimp or mantis shrimp.
I'm not sure if I remember exactly what the name is, but the ones that see and billions of colors.
this is the closest I feel to being one of those.
Yep, yep.
I think one other thing that's cool to point out right now
is looking in the bottom right,
you can see where we are on a globe there.
We're squarely in the Indian Ocean already
and we've only been flying for 53 minutes.
So pretty crazy, we went all the way from Texas
to the Indian Ocean in less than an hour.
She flies pretty fast.
She flies very fast.
It's going really fast though, and it's not going down that fast either.
Is it not going to Australia?
Alright, so the light show continuing. We are through the period of peak heating,
and we'll be looking at the peak pressure coming up in the next couple of minutes.
The next 10 minutes are probably going to be the spiciest of entry today.
as a reminder, we are going to be doing some stress work on the ship where we're going to do a maneuver where we kind of
kick the nose up to fully deploy those aft flaps to really get a good test of the structural strength of that part of the ship.
We did that on one previous flight test on version two.
Jack, is that what we want to say?
Since we did skip the in-space burn, we're carrying a little bit of extra propellant in our...
So they're going to open the flaps against the air resistance, whatever.
That's going to put a little bit of extra stress on the forward flaps as we come in.
So we will see if they're able to hold through that re-entry.
So that will be another watch item.
We did skip that in space burn, but we are expecting at least two of those sea level engines to try and ignite for landing burn.
We entered the entry period in a good attitude, so hopefully making our way to the targeted splashdown point.
We've got that Starship recovery team standing by.
So why don't they dump the extra propellant so it doesn't blow up?
Ten minutes away from splashdown.
So a lot of excitement over the next couple of minutes.
Kate and Jake, let's see how Starship holds up on the way in.
Yeah, and we just heard on the nets there that engine chill has started so
Essentially what that means is we are prepping the landing engines
Sure
Actually propellant the link in the fucking water it's gonna blow up the chest. Oh my god. That's previous flight tests
We've been removing a bunch of the tiles
You see, slamming, skew skew, slamming, skew, slamming.
You really intentionally try to push it beyond its limits.
I will apologize if that was wrong,
when it doesn't blow up.
If it doesn't, it goes up.
Basically, a hole get punched into the liquid oxygen tank
that you could see when we did the landing burn
into the ocean and the ship was still able to make it.
But right now, we're really going
to be testing the structural strength of this.
I'll work for NASA to send it off.
Let's see.
This is a flight test for trying to intentionally find
where our limits are.
And in this view, you're looking at a whole bunch of tiles.
I think Jake talked about it earlier.
We bonded some additional tiles to the leeward,
or kind of the metal side of Starship,
to see how those different bonding techniques would hold up,
and look like we've got quite a bit still attached.
Out of 30 space launches, it's 54.
We're not doing the same thing though.
We are at about, it's not a reentry booster,
This is landing Billy Flappa on the ocean with fucking extra surveillance.
Substantial amount of our speed already. Altitude at a little less than 60 kilometers.
We're not Billy Flappa. No, this is gonna be Billy Flappa.
Oh, upright, okay. Or maybe the same thing. Whatever, we don't give a shit.
All right, we're about eight minutes away from our targeted land like every other time is belly flop to gonna start
I know what it would change is really good as a part of the event of the peak heating region
Just heard the call out getting to the end of the peak heating so oh the the highest temperature shit
The starships gonna see during its reentry
Bro thinks this is KSP this is real life month
No, KSB is more well in real life.
Jebediah is real. More well than I am.
This camera angle changes as it is attached to the forward flap on Starship.
So we're actually experiencing the articulation of that hardware,
helping to steer the ship down for its precise landing in the Indian Ocean.
This is just like, I can code this because the other game
you click in it, kind of a cool piece of perspective there.
They're doing the access 5% and they're clicking it.
It makes it feel like you're really riding along
with the ship on the way down.
Yeah, and aside from just looking cool,
all these camera views providing just really critical data
on how the heat shield, how the flaps themselves
holding up that's why we've got these in the flaps and then all scatter all around the ship
how they hold up there's some internal to the vehicle too that and we're getting all this video
back via star link even as we're just enshrouded in plasma we're able to and operate at a high enough
frequency to punch through and that is blue ocean and sunlight you're seeing just beyond the
the flaps so we are coming down into. I look he asked you a lot for a spread on
factory tour before it was cool Indian Ocean I was in early still got a couple
maneuvers lined up where we're gonna be really stressing the flaps on the ship
so amazing. Wow that is incredible news as Dan mentioned we were expecting this
re-entry to be super spicy but excellent news that we're now past that
period of peak heating and that now the external temperatures are starting to
decrease. Oh very nice. Those heat shield tiles there on the bell. But also the constant exposure to the heat is what
would make it burn off. Nope. The vehicle had prior to re-entering the atmosphere.
It can get hot real fast but it stays heat over a long period of time.
G meter down on the bottom right that we're starting to pick up a couple more G's here
So we're dead look look at this shit. It's getting a little reddish
Not as hot as you
All right, just about five minutes or so to go we're coming up shortly on the
The maneuver where we're good. It's affectionately called damn shotty
Flaps flap where we're going to kind of pitch the nose up on the ship and you're going to see those f flaps the ones in the very bottom fully deploy
Ship is at peak dynamic pressure
And we're now at peak pressure. You don't see the light anymore
Ship flap low test has started. Oh
Alright. Looks like it's holding.
Again, the intent of that was just a lot of extra stress on those app flaps.
We are expecting the forward ones too to see a little bit of extra stress.
of extra stress as we've got the more propellant in our header tank so the area right at the
very nose of the Starship is complete and we're through that test very cool there we
go and we just did that check at the same speed but lower in the atmosphere would be
more certainly more than more wind and shit now but it ended up because it wouldn't go
that fast when it gets there all right we are just about three and a half minutes or
So away
And then flight for the landing burn not only we plan for three, but we're gonna give it a try with two
Hopefully we've got
67 67 67
And that right there so we're starting a banking maneuver and essentially what that is is
When we come back to Starbase or when we plan to come back to Starbase the trajectory is designed
So we'll essentially swing out over the Gulf and do a swoop maneuver to then come back to the towers for catch
and so
We are
Doing that exact same maneuver as we head towards our target slash down in the Indian Ocean
Yeah, Matt, call out there that we heard RTLS stands for Return to Launch Site.
So definitely a pretty cool thing.
We're demoing here on the ship, you know, as in the future, we are going to be trying to bring the ship back to the launch site, which is going to be absolutely insane.
Absolutely. But of course, we want to test out these maneuvers, these principles, prior to actually bringing the hardware back to the pad.
This is the same reason why we were you know intentionally not trying to bring the
booster back to the pad. So we're trying all these things out in this
developmental phase of the vehicle. Let me DJ. You know really proving what a
test flight is. Absolutely. Dynamic pressure is coming down.
All right we heard their dynamic pressure coming down and I'd say we're in a
pretty good bank right now. Yeah executing the power slide for about 90
seconds away more anticipated landing. There's some cracks actually!
you
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you
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That was the first fight of that completely re-disabled person.
deliver. That was the first flight of that completely redesigned vehicle. As you can
tell the teams are incredibly proud of what we just saw. Yeah, D3 definitely showed up.
That was amazing. Yeah, we've pretty happy crowd in the control room behind me. I will
I'll say, it's probably the most excited I've seen a lot of people in a really long time.
Okay, there is no way that...
Wow.
What were the people?
Actually, let's jump over any time and how does everyone hold it up and off or...
We're having a great time, Dan.
Thank you so much.
That was another exciting start to a flight in the books, and we hope that you enjoyed
those awesome Starlink views.
So congratulations to the team at Starbase and everyone here.
Wait, no, it's the opposites.
Hold on.
It's the opposite only one third went on yes, but that's that's my twin. That's a 3x
But he buddy, that's a 3x are you are we dead ass? Oh
Man this zone is uh and you're the ball
Yep. Yep. All right. All right. Okay, Chad, that was, that, that was financial. No, no,
I know this isn't
Why not post the Drake's to the numbers that yesterday
I don't get it.
Chat, now explain why Kendrick's numbers would do so poorly on first day and then do good
on the next days by compared to an actual normal curve of release on numbers.
Now explain it.
It was a surprise at like 2 PM, but yeah, but it has the whole day to recover though.
It has the whole day though.
Is that the as the entirety of the day plus prime time life?
All right
Okay debunk this and help a long time just so unbanned
C answer me this
Sightline Benny Wolf and some of the notes and ask these and water, but no fish. What am I?
Well, actually show me
Well, I've been
Um, okay.
Let's see if I can remove my moderator.
Okay, hold on, hold on, Chad, do we have a conspiracy going on?
Okay, QD, hold on.
Chad, a conspiracy is happening.
I wish our universe was like the war hammer-frozen K-Universe.
Extreme hateful conduct in definite suspension away from being banned globally?
Extreme hateful conduct. Uh, okay. History.
They have no suspension, okay.
Uh, Mr. American, you can get Mr. American, you see, interesting.
So what ASCII is this?
It looks like...
Is that the one where the guy gets fucked?
I thought I could put it in the chat and put it in during the eski decoder what
What?
Flipmere? She'll ask you again, Flipmere. Where's that?
There's a Flipmere.
Um...
Look what it says you span for.
It's not a prologivity of the EU.
It's by Ethan's, somehow gets stabbed and it has a big nose.
Wait, was it Goblin Nose?
Also, that thing is awful.
I mean, I'm glad he's got it, I think it's awful.
I posted a bunch of tomatoes and speed.
Okay, yo, is this all the logs?
Well, you didn't put anything bad.
I mean, yeah, you didn't put anything bad, right?
You get seven investigation of federal involvement.
Seems normal.
Yeah.
Is it only him or is there more users though?
Watcha clever sliver.
Look what it says you span for.
Extreme hateful conduct.
Devoting a majority of your streams was promoting racism.
Going on a prolonged rant, how a specific group of people are a danger to society because
of their religion.
or hate groups malicious activities, brother,
he told me, for sending this fucking emote,
go in my chat, the name of the emote is juice,
like juicers, it's a dumb dog shit emote,
it's excuse use of juicers, juice.
I think he was spamming this emote
and it got flagged by AI, clank of moderation
for like juice equals juice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, apparently like the juice box
and all this is also being moderated or whatever
because people think it's like a juice, like.
Maybe this ASCII and-
Even if that was the case though,
it would have to be used in a negative manner
or negative connotation for it to be bendable.
Like I don't think you should be bending the juice box
is what if you're not using it in a derogatory manner?
Like, who gives a shit about it?
And it has a big nose.
Which I don't think,
I don't think it's a penny at all.
I mean, what?
I will send this to moderation.
Give me the name of the guy.
I'll set the moderation.
Wait, Pluto doesn't run after it anymore!
Last stream of seven.
Uh, I have a new Twitch wrapper.
Let me check.
I can be forgot.
I'll just make that sound at this point guys. I think you're right. I forgot what my name was
I'll have to check back in later that motion is don't remember the name
All right.
This is, I've paid $51,000 for this and it's basically like, you know, like all the crazy
shit that has been going on on Twitch recently, um, Gambo sponsor would have sent one a long
time with a Gambo sponsor, we would make one sub-Nedilo a day, but would it mean the same?
fuck no and it wouldn't feel the same you know this way we did it the fucking
yeah but yeah how much is it to trade up to this though is that more than the
than its cost though wait yeah there was what it's cost they would lower the
prices of the overall thing because they didn't increase supply though
just wanted to do it bro without doing it the way that that I always looked at I
made my mind but that's not a souvenir though if I ever happen to be in a
situation I don't know this right here bro souvenir or fuck what it's 6k for
wait for Dragon Lord souvenir 6k there's no shot I don't believe it MLG
Columbus close it goes I couldn't be happier bro other people so does that
mean that normal dealers are gonna be worth more than souvenirs told me you
should probably buy an apartment or something right because things are going
Crazy right now, George.
Bro, I said, no!
Bro, I had to, man.
Boys.
Wait, I can make my souvenir howl.
Oh, I mean, I'll do that then.
How do I make my own souvenir?
This is, I paid $51,000 for this.
And it's basically not yet, when, when.
Even though you can drop your souvenirs,
those souvenirs straight up will be normal type,
not souvenir type.
And yes, you can now create custom souvenirs,
but they'll be going with cologne major stickers.
I don't understand.
I need to check where my IMs are
in terms of trading up.
Shall I wind it up?
I turned it up like three days ago, right?
So I don't need to read it yet.
$51,000 cash
Oh, so the souvenir won't be yellow. I drank my back account back in that day
To buy this
My mom told me you should have listened to house that goes down. You should have listened to betong gold
She said betong gold. It means like concrete gold. I was like mom. Trust me on this one's a major zone
It'll be like that for a long time, and I need and I need oh my gosh
It will hold on price anyways. It's gonna be fine
maybe even a book what mom maybe it will even go up show W sing chat jokes aside
bro so what is it I'm pissed but I'm fine what about I mean I'm scared that
there's some people out there that that aren't a situation like if they released
update back then check right after I bought the sauce maybe a well Jack
every so I'm they can has Lord skin value when do they get it well whether
They can put an update that either maintains it or makes it go up like and updated only has been running the market
I've learned to smoke. I mean that's my manipulation is low paying money for shiny pixels low 50 k worth pixels low paying money
For shiny pixels low
Okay, again, don't know you're done. You're done a second. It's not paying for pixels
Lot of people open these boxes and you got it for free like like all these a lot of these skins it most skins out there
They were going by them they just get the box for free and they open it with it with the 2.5 dollar case
Key like the time the game is supposed to be
Like this is it the use also reward just opening the box yourself and moving on with your fucking life
I miss the old QC straight from the go QC chop up the run QC
Seven times QC. I just punishes the daily user that isn't in this game
I always resetting QC spaz in the spawn QC. I miss the hype QC chop up the beds QC
There is no 10K night, it is not possible to have a 10K night, it doesn't exist.
Every item is $2.5, there are no 10K item, 50K item, this is all propaganda, there is
no expensive item, every item is $2.5, the way to get the item was $2.5 flat, let's
tell you again, you got the bustle free, you open the bustle door, $2.5, like the value
that is malleable. It's a market shirt. But the way to act if you get that was too dollar.
So what do we argue?
All skins under 2k price for Steam Market Cap with the full control. That makes sense.
Oh, why'd you pop his shi-
Cause he came out with the one hand and left his baby.
What?
Wait, hold on.
That's not bad, Jack. Jack, where's Hype though? I mean, touching the rim is not bad at all.
Um, yeah. I mean, I'm 16 and I can't touch the rim for shit.
I
Yeah, bro
Put doctor and kites now bro
Yeah, I think I snag is harder or doctor. I'm here, but
Kites nice little harder, bro
Because cuz listen bro can listen bro
bro, bro, like listen bro, you gotta do a lot of shit, bro, you gotta do a lot of dumb shit, bro.
That's what I'm saying, if they want to know, I like, Kai is harder, if you being like, like, Kai is
harder than doctor, bro, no cap. That's enough, enough.
So you don't have to do an opinion, you just put it in numbers. How many people apply and
what the doctor and are sent to the doctor? How many people actually become doctors? Okay,
Okay, it's 100% engine.
How many people are streaming trying to become top?
And how many people are gonna be becoming like one
and fucking literally fucking millions on millions?
Like, yeah, I mean, it's not even an opinion.
It's just a mathematical fact.
I mean, what?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Guys, it's a mathematical fact,
but that comment was crazy though.
So
No! No! It's living out!
What the fuck is that?
What the?
Oh yeah, I'm gonna buy it. Looks good.
least of my concerns was making a wall of hate posts in my home.
Um, different, different, uh, pack different problems.
I, I, I do think that that, that a hate wall is, is, is not a good idea mentally.
I think it's, it's kind of, it's kind of intuitive.
Actually, you know what I would do?
A wall of valid concerns would actually be good.
If something is a concern that is actually good, you know what, this is actually about
and I have a reminder of keeping track and making sure that that concern is validated
and dealt with.
Good idea.
Alright.
All right.
You know if you're working on something...
Maybe I can help.
I want a fight for the flag.
What?
I want to beat the hero.
Are we such people's fate?
God bless you.
I think trilogy of the retro shit is super over that's right
right now bad bad I mean I'm gonna try his good it's good
I mean, the reviews are good, eh?
Fifty-one achievements?
Who was lagging?
lagging.
Lagging.
Um, we get it, and now in this gameplay data
I'm better than saying, uh, no.
I mean, just no. I mean, that's fine.
What happened to Roms? Oh, they're going back, they're going back.
Landscape high, uh, apply.
Is that good?
Hold on.
Walk into the warehouse, home sweet home, okay.
Which is, is this the same?
Wait.
Is this his drain sim?
No, no, no, this is drain sim.
The back with the corner, the river over...
No you gave a pace of where, forcing is your own.
With the corner, with the thing, then overheated.
The way the drench looks, that's not it.
Are we dead ass?
They didn't have the whole way at the same place!
Wait, what the fuck?
Do the monsters miss me?
Wait, I'll enter this for a second, it's like a plug-in.
Whoa, whoa, no thanks!
I probably might find this one over there, but they're fudged.
Um...
Why the warehouse? Take the mop.
Wait, is that the warehouse?
I mean, wait, where's the warehouse? Is that...?
Warehouse.
Casino tools.
Okay.
Cleaning.
All right, take the trash bin, okay, kick the goos.
Why don't we want to do that?
What are you?
Clean it up.
What, well how do you clean it?
Like this?
Oh my god, really, have it.
There's poop everywhere, this is terrible.
Okay, is there more?
Yeah, they're the Muffin Ground.
Classic, you can't do a job as soon as it starts.
He's supposed to be a gambling game and I'm thinking of poop.
Okay, change my job and done.
Oh good.
Um, customized character, L.
What's L?
Uh, waist size, shoulder width, torso length.
Oh.
Congrats on your first job now, you can say you know how it is.
No, I didn't need to do that!
Wait, what the?
Are you seeing this?
What?
Alright.
Cheekbones.
All right, cheekbones.
Holy!
Hold on, chat, hold on.
Oh, boy.
Jesus.
Chai, are you telling me to look at Chad, no?
I promise that the the chin is fucked up
So the chin is fucked up
mouth size heights
just move to Florida now I'm in your secondary jungle also saw squishy giving
a list of people who you need to check in with when you go to Florida didn't hear
your name. Okay, holy, holy Chad.
I mean what a chatter chat they're not making great
I guess we I guess it can't be great. All right
It'd be great if you got like you get your chance
Buy a force or slaughter
Okay
But I need to buy three of them
And where's my shop at?
Wait I forgot where the house is at.
Over here.
Rotates.
Now let's leave it really close to the door so that people can come in fast and then get
out fast.
What do you make some money?
Snapping.
Very nice.
Open the upgrade on the tablets.
Upgrading.
Okay, and then what?
Bar.
Why are you so lost in bed at these games, bro?
What do you mean?
I'm not lost.
Buy Dairy Cream, Jesus Christ.
How?
How do you buy all this?
Oh, I have to go to the Zabek store.
I have to go to the store.
at the side manually like 123 for free boy friend Craig as in Craig as in five
aqua peaks water cheese chips
Uh-oh. Not the wrong thing. Are we cooked?
Got it.
Yeah, same drains as I know.
And then...
Yeah. Place.
Place.
And then place place bang what working day started a day. Okay, thank
All right, Jenna went in I came on myself though. I have a 24 for the box
Wait what?
Wait
A full-on sentence for $500, really?
This is confusing
Oh, it's all the same it's all the sensibles. Oh, I'm sorry. I mean because I was wanting money
XQC please you will give yourself brain fog neck pain and 100 other problems
sit it like that wait wait what's the problem slouching doctor trust me
Chinese are smoking it oh no I smoke too much
visitors play the slots it's self-progression at the bar okay I
I gotcha bro.
Scan, scan, scan, scan, scan.
$40 please.
Oh.
So you're gonna play it or what?
Anybody else?
I mean, okay, then don't mind if I do.
Okay, all the slots do is win, that's a problem, we need to lower this RTP way down, I mean
what's going on?
It's like 6% win.
Ah.
Six was a winner!
Collects! Oh my god!
God!
Yo, the machines are going quick!
Yo, we need to buy more!
Uh...
Fuck it, yeah, I-I-I buy more!
I mean, this is like the- this is my new album!
Uh, I'm poor now, though.
Uh-oh!
Oh
Anything let me thank you
Too easy, baby, I do
Why what
Wait stop winning it stop winning it what's happening
She's losing but he's not getting money.
Something is wrong with these machines, Chat.
They're sending it going down.
It's 177.
Yeah.
Get out.
You like?
It's not bad though.
No, it's not bad though.
Are you bleeding up? Get the fuck out.
That's it?
A pirate.
Hold on.
Chat?
I want more machines. I mean, I mean, Jeff, people aren't dumb in trash.
We need trash.
We need the quest then.
Maybe I put more machines down, okay?
I think I should put more, I should get more snacks options so people buy them.
Because we need that.
That's good that's good. I mean we're rich now, so I mean, okay. I'll buy whatever you tell me
Give me that you that you that thank you. Thank you. Did that way there's beer
Um, 80 bucks.
Okay.
No beer.
Hey, Mr. volume, uncle Juse of here.
65 months with a four year streak.
Thanks for the entertainment hurry up and put the bags back in the freezer, excuse me.
Oh my god, yeah, I got you, bro.
Uh, bing bing.
Okay.
Bang, bang, bang.
Beautiful.
Oh, yes, we like that.
Yo, that's shimony!
Yo, okay.
Come on, that's it?
What the fuck are you?
Buddy put some trash on the ground or you pick it up
But hold on what is that?
Dump the trash
Chad, I don't need more machines, more machines, no?
Chad, this is like pure profits, like I didn't even, I didn't even, the game's gonna go way
too fast now.
Like we're about to make so much money that he's so stupid.
Yo, don't do that please.
Any trash though?
I mean if they're not gonna play, I mean I'm gonna play.
Would you rather be slightly thirsty no matter how much you drink or slightly tired no matter how much you drink?
We need to win here. One bucks.
Um. Wait wait, radiation!
How do we get him out?
No, you forgot.
Why are you doing it?
The downtime is up.
Buddy, you got to freeze me, damnass.
Okay, let me play one more time.
What about this one?
Dude!
Okay, good it.
Come on!
God!
Oh my god, that's a lot of stuff.
Oh my...
Huge!
We need trash though, can we put some trash down?
So why is there so much radiation though?
Fuck it, I'll win.
Ray is dead.
I
Want things aren't easy right now, but your streams and chat really makes me smile
And
How much on that you got this now just lost my child's college fund at Ursulot
Welcome to the jungle. I'm Lotto Upgrader. QCL. Lotto? Darwin Lotto. Can I afford it?
For it
Good okay upgrade lotto
Lottery tickets. Oh, that's yeah, that's bad. I hate that now with the self tickets by hand
Unless I can play the lotto
I wonder if I can play the Lotto and I make myself win there.
I just got rinsed to this new casino with 0% arty-
What? What do you mean by that?
This is more winning money!
What is he doing about that?
I might have to go buy more trinkets and food.
You don't have to do any reservation. You just pull up. It's like these folks. Bar three.
Where did the gazzers go? Now where? Gazzers my gun.
Okay. Now we are snack rich. Oh, that's good.
I walked into this bar to gamble my weekly paycheck. Instead of winning money, I walked out with cancer with all this money.
answer with all this radiation. Um, wait, can you say happy birthday to my girlfriend?
Her name is Molly and she's a huge fan.
Her name is Molly and she's a huge fan.
Sell lotto tickets. I mean, they have to buy them, though.
chat where the lotto is
I need to smoke more
okay the money's not good but now I'm gonna gambling and more money
a lot of stand where a lot of stand
Okay, I'll go go get it
Well, I mean they didn't tell me how office now now now
Yeah, what oh Lotto wait
But how though?
Maybe I? No items.
Maybe uh...
What is that? I don't kick again?
Alright, I'm gonna have to do that, I need to add in.
Adds on kick, automatic.
uh um should i drive the close of the day what lovin
25th there was a jump scare i mean yeah i mean that's that's that's kind of balding though
i do not recommend this casino i lost all my money then the owner blue cigar smoke in my face
profit what I lost my own gambling no that's not you know is it
give a jihad how do I go to sleep now to end the end of day who am I getting
Okay, sitting in my sleeves, set it.
Oh, I didn't know what to do, okay.
But how do you sell the Lotto, though?
Statistic.
It's oil.
I'm guessing that maybe the next day it'll actually work.
Staff?
No, I can't.
You might buy tickets, but where would you buy tickets though?
Like, where would you even buy that at?
I'm here, I'm here.
Nope.
A goose?
What?
Get out!
Wait, what, I think it's so dirty.
pretty cool i mean you're never gonna win but it's all good
dude ouch
I made her win!
Wait, both times?
I haven't really... I haven't really got to lose.
Oh my god, we're rich.
Oh my god, we're rich.
Oh, upgrades casino.
Why can't I buy that?
Why can't I buy that?
Why can't I buy that?
you
you
you
you
you
Lauri, yep.
Hello! Would you like to buy a, um...
Nope, that's the wrong combination, sorry about that.
This is the wrong one, I mean she doesn't have it, she doesn't have it.
Money, money, money.
I ruined the machines because I want them to buy Lotto instead of...
I'm thinking that there's an NPC maximum amount in the game and when there's no machine to play they buy a lot of
Let me see. Oh my god, that's
Alright
Anybody else
Oh, where you going?
Lotto?
No traffic, he wins it.
Let's increase the hype over here.
Oh wow, that's actually- nope.
Wait, did he not buy it when he loses it?
Wait
I'm confused
If you won I got the check
Wait I have to check the one how
Oh, you turned the number on the table and turned the number on the computer.
I don't give a shit.
I didn't want to win.
I don't care.
I think we're going to bed.
No.
You get a cut if they win.
Oh, okay.
No!
You get a cut if they win.
Oh, okay.
Aw, he might want to get more older, right?
Raise bets.
What is that 1,000?
Fuck it.
Dude, come on!
Really?
that's not bad at all dude dude are you are you serious
That's all my money.
That's all my money!
I can't progress because these aren't buying fucking tickets.
Why can't I get my own losses though?
I'll just put him back it's fine
That's it let's take a look. No customers
So chat, too many people are dambling it, I think I'm right, I need to remove them.
Wait for this game, I can't progress, and we need people to like blottery tickets and more on it.
Go, go, blottery, yes, yes!
Oh my god, so close. No, thank you. Chair and table.
You go ahead and get in reverse. Chair and table. Not bad, okay.
Wait, what is that?
Wait, guns?
Share and table.
French upgrading.
French upgrading.
Um, can I scroll up?
Am I- am I done?
Oh, because I didn't make it like this, no?
Check am I stupid?
Oh
Che three chairs on table
$600 no
400 bucks
But if one with this
That's terrible.
Jack, I think I'm being scammed on these chairs.
And, you know, which one more machine?
Oh, no, because the next one's gonna...
I think I'm starting to need money.
Watch this.
Um, hello?
Beautiful.
That done.
A winner.
Very cool.
Get the fuck out.
Um.
Nope.
You?
Let me just let me check it.
Oh my god.
That's not what I'm saying.
I didn't need employees.
This is terrible.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't even get employees in this example
Cost message upgrade it. Oh, I remember what this one is on the left
Bang painting a roller. Oh my god
How much money is that link pushing it hi, uh
How
Oh, authorizing you to local host
I think I'm good for now on that.
What color do you want this?
Yeah, this is better. I like this one.
Floor.
I want to be gray though.
And then ceiling.
Dude, beautiful!
Should I do it like that?
It's looking clean.
It's left like this.
By container.
this is beautiful oh okay that's profanity that's good
by reselling Ben I mean it's it's so many yeah we lost a little bit money but
I mean it's not it's the problem though
champion these things won't do XOR are that crazy like we're gonna be in the
millions in like a few minutes sometimes these machines that make so much
money it's crazy
dude nutty bar
So much dog.
Oh, look at that man, baby graphs, but probably not.
I mean, at the end of the day, it's just like Arkham.
A nutty bar.
Steel of broken sloth from Jakub.
Wait, Jakub?
What is Jakub?
Huh?
Jakub, where's Jakub?
Oh, this guy.
Oh this guy y'all take that work bench upgrade
Drink I'll smoke that one up and drink
Maintenance upgrades
I don't have the money for it. Hold on. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What's happening? I smoke too much
Check that thing was not normally
Unwelcome guests work workbench repair slots
Service
Dude, this is the genesis of that.
Use broken machine.
Super new super cool 4K high definition Batman game equals ship gambling simulator with
drugs equals game of the year.
It's not working.
It's a quick accident.
what the
What the- Oh, hell no!
Really mad to Minecraft runs, really mad to Minecraft runs, really mad to Minecraft runs, really mad to Minecraft runs.
Check, it's not working.
I have to click under.
Beautiful.
So is that really worth it?
Not really.
going beat up somebody no next chat we need staff ASAP this is very annoying I hate it
Oh my god. Congrats buddy.
Bitch ass motherfucker.
Um, um, um.
Whoa. I know what to do, I know what to do.
Bye bye, I'm still finding a, chat.
I need to buy this, and if I see what you're sure where.
Quick!
When does he die?
When does he die?
Oh my god, that's scary.
Chad, I don't think it's worth serving the machines, it's too much time now.
I think we just relegate them.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
What is it doing?
Where are you going?
Oh my guy was going to the bathroom.
Oh my guy was going to the bathroom.
That actually makes sense.
What is that?
QCL neck cuts
Bro, sure is increased casino visitor population
What was the wind so much
Give me that, buddy.
I mean, they shouldn't be winning it at all.
Paint the warehouse walls again.
Again?
again
people glad you lose the LC
on the warehouse
so I'll get it
Did he just...
Oh the outside walls.
Nope.
Because this is the warehouse!
Oh, these walls!
Oh my god! What are you doing?
What?
Then they did it.
Mother sucker.
Give me that shit.
They're all breaking down.
Okay, Jack, do me a favor. This is really bad.
What are you doing what is that a kid 65 months with the juice of the jungle excuse
I might close the shop at the new casino down the road success the slots machines aren't even fun to play and I'm pretty sure the lotto is a scam
I was grabbing a drink from the fridge and saw a guy get beat up by the owner for trying to
Again never coming back stop it. This is insane
Try hard
Okay, I need to get off my quest so raise the bets so 1.5 thousand X QC L
That's good next
That's good, next. I mean, this is, boy, this is easy money. Oh my god, I mean, this is easy money.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Okay, too many customers at chat.
Toilet, clock.
No, no, no, no, even more jobs.
We can't do staff yet then.
Oh my god.
Oh no, Jack.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
This is it.
Shoot it.
I mean, this is worse than a real job. It's actually just worse
Something's burning something is burnt
What a dessert what about the money inside of the machine? Oh
the pumpkin upgrade the pumpkin upgrade the pumpkin slot oh my god rich Chad the
The Lotto is bad, I didn't even need to southern the Lotto.
Why is she blue?
Hi, Jesse.
I'm asking.
I
Spin tech store by pumpkin bet on these fighting me a lot of money, right?
Well, maybe I'm gonna do a package
Yeah
Oh
Dude this lotto shit is not worth it, buddy. Oh, well, you actually want it. Yeah, fuck like that
Oh, sorry that I didn't give you your your product
I mean, I scanned him, I don't care.
Me over here to win anyway.
Another Blunt Machine.
I'm gonna do the winner, I guess.
Oh, they lost, I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I guess
okay I lost something I don't care
This is, well, I mean, this will be forever.
Let's check your ticket then.
This is a 6-7.
It's gonna be a decline.
Good money though.
We're close to the, the fuck out of here.
Oh, actually, you know what you want.
Fuck you.
Raise bet to 1000 and then send it.
10,000!
Holy shit.
Okay, let's just buy it.
Go, go, go!
I've got stuck in a roundabout to get to this new casino and the machines are lighting
I'm fired the crapper is called a great have already tried running out with the cash register
I think it's good. No, it's not it's aligned. It's aligned. Yeah, you're just not looking properly
Oh wait, what do I want to buy?
Bang!
Chat!
Just watch!
Hey, hey, hey!
Looking weird!
Look, I don't like the way he rocks!
Chat, this is bad!
Nope, nope, absolutely fucking not.
Oh, where you going?
That's what I presume.
What's that?
Something just cracked it. Did you hear that?
Oh no, there you go
Yeah, we are cooking don't know money
What do you think they'll make money
Just because they're not playing right there if you go like this
Like that and then you do this.
BANG AGAIN!
5000! Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
You need to get out of here. I mean, is he serious?
He's got rads.
sign it she's the name of the casino
I'm sending this donation from this is actually called
free money no it's gonna be it it's called it's the cash
print. Baaang it. Chat, but what they don't understand is that it's my cash printing.
I don't like to get that though. Now that's why it's done. You go over here like this and
And then you do this.
And then you do this.
Now watch this.
Oh my god.
Again?
Oh, I mean we need to, yeah, we need to win Zidane.
50!
I think it's rigged.
I think it's rigged in my favor!
I mean, it's completely rigged!
Oh no, yeah, your red switching is bad.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Out!
Wait, he blew up?
Everybody blew up!
No!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait, he blew up, he blew up, everybody blew up.
No.
Out, out, out, man, what do they hear that mean?
Wait, that was the FBI here.
What's that?
Huh?
An astronaut?
I
Mean you want to go camera? I mean if you want to gamble fuck it. I mean you can do it
He was landed it so he said
Hey, hey, hey
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Why you smash it don't smash it
should be good now. Anyway, back to business. That's a winner.
That's a winner. That's a winner. That's not. Sorry.
Oh wait, wait, wait, I was actually the wrong one. I wasn't looking. I was looking at him. What is he willing?
Dude, are you kidding me?
Unbelievable!
Yo, hold on.
Um, hello, can I help you? I mean
Is that the boss?
Oh, Chad, didn't find Lotto anymore. I think he's gonna choose the numbers, though.
Chad, what if I bet more, though?
Zombie?
nope not on the watch absolutely absolutely not
oh this guy that's a me and I'm sorry
chat yeah that's just meant for a case fucking can I have you chat
Wait, wait, why did he not...
Oh, money!
There's always not worth it, but I have to do it with a crest.
I mean, money's money, right?
I'm not paying that shit.
Hey, hey!
What are you doing?
That's gonna be a...
That's a lost sister.
She happens when...
Let's take a look.
Um...
Wow, that's a way in this!
You know
And
Don't that shit warm
Yeah, why the progression so so slow though?
All right, let's do that watches
Watch this you know the money first then no
Let me show you guys, done it.
Okay, this has to hit it.
Max better.
This has to win it.
Oh, it was on the 2x.
dude oh my god that was so bad it wait who's the money at
where's the money maybe some lotto to finish the quest and then nobody's buying
lotto so
Okay, watch this.
Come on.
Two X, man.
That's not good enough.
Dude, this is so bad.
That's game.
That's game.
maybe we go come on leet watch this bang boom the text come on we're gonna make it on
Come back.
I lost everything.
I lost everything.
Wait, you're not gonna buy a lotto?
Chattanoid is due, right?
Now watch this. Here it comes.
I think a lower bet is equal to a better chance.
I think summing 1k is probably the best way to do it.
My win rate at 1k is like 80% win rate at 3k is like like like 10% and it's only 2x
All right, Lotto
Office upgraded
No, where's that?
Office upgrade and where's that right you can't have the money for it. Well, I'm on to for now
This long in the jungle excuse the air
Okay, we'll do like 500s just a little bit
Yeah, I'm telling you I and that was a 5x
Now it's losing
They've been bedside, they've been off your feet.
Watch this.
Dude, what is happening?
You know what?
Because the players are winning too much, I gotta close my shop.
I'm sorry man, you didn't want to do much, sorry.
And now I'll turn the game on, okay.
Watch this.
Okay.
Durgan?
Dur- I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
But...
You're bad!
That's not bad.
It's okay?
Good.
I love everything.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Dude get off on a fucking machine, I gotta play this.
How much money?
220?
220?
220 oh my god, I'm sick
I don't understand it okay these agents are absolutely busted it statistics
Um...
Gamma 35,000 spent.
Yeah, 34k lost in gambling, because the game is fucking stupid.
I smoke a little bit, maybe.
Chai, maybe I need to do drugs before gambling.
Thoughts?
Like, let me smoke up a-
I can't even afford to smoke a fucking crackhead joint!
No! Please! I beg you! Please! I need the money!
What are you doing, motherfucker?
This absolutely has to enter!
Bang! 5x! Oh my god, oh my god. Dude, are you- are you fucking kidding me? You moron?
upgraded by beer license upgraded I cannot have employees we don't have it unlocked yet
If I don't give people what they want here, the reality is that it lowers the score of
the shop.
Fuck it, all done.
Watch this.
This is what I do.
Come on.
Boom!
Let's fix that next one!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my... oh my god, oh my god.
Hold on.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, the city...
RTP, RTP!
RTP!
RTP!
No, no, no, no, no.
Excusy chairgambler, excuse me chairgambler, excuse me chairgambler.
Do we buy more pumpkin machines?
Try fight try fight try fight try fight try fight try fight try fight try fight try fight
try fight fight try fight
Ummm
No, first one across of you
Yeah, there's more than slops just getting out
It begins like time gate or park is gated
There it is, there it is, can you see level 2?
Oh my, big!
Clean in your area.
Oh, I'm not even here to clean, what?
Room security, security!
Just guessed.
Scan visit with camera from your tablets.
Ah.
him and that's me. We changed floors. I mean, I guess. It's disgusting. Well, you know what's
That's not that bad, isn't it?
Give me that shit. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Alright.
Let me just scan the visitors.
Yeah, you guys are clean.
Oh, no.
No.
I hear we go buy more fluffs.
Invite, I got your roll.
I'm staffed, I mean, I can just, I can just get Disney to do it.
Oh my god!
Jackpot machine!
A jackpot machine?
Give me that right now.
Those shall we'll have to keep watching them because people are going to try to rob them.
I'm going to put them in the middle.
What's up?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You work here.
You work here.
You don't gamble.
No, no, you work here.
You work here.
Hey, buddy!
You work here.
You don't gamble my money.
You want...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Aliens it!
Hello sir.
I mean they're customers I mean they're all good.
I decided to try this new casino that was a laundry match yesterday.
I just wanted a snack, but I've been waiting at the fucking cash register for the last 15 hours.
I already bought jackpots, no?
Help.
You're a wetchill we came here for the greatest win.
No, no, you can't win, you're not allowed it!
She won?
Stop it!
Let me try this one real quick. Let me put 6000 in that. I should be able to do that much.
Hold on. Oh my god!
I don't know what Twitch connection does.
Asking for network and whatever. Maybe it's like P2P or it's kind of risky
But that already broke it's
This image, can you help me? I'll fix the machine, please
Let me call on the Joda
Wait, you already fixed it?
Wait hold on, Chad did I place both of them?
Hold up.
Yo it's good.
Sup.
Whatever.
Um.
I'm just doing the lotto tickets over here, a bunch of losers, they've lost everyone.
You lost
Uh, you need to check numbers though, right?
Do you check numbers?
I mean, I do sometimes.
Uh, yeah, but no, I'm not gonna let any of them actually win the level.
No, no, no, you need to check numbers sometimes when they have the correct number.
Otherwise, they bring the number down.
Oh.
Just something, I mean, you can check them sometimes.
It's not all of them.
I don't think I saw this up.
Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose, goose!
Got him.
Okay, so which one of you brought in the goose?
Was it this alien?
Uh, maybe.
But don't fuck with the answer, we don't know what you can do.
Okay, it's all lined up.
Why, why are you fixing machines?
Yeah.
Well actually, I'm not.
I think, what did you want fixed?
I just lined them up.
At the bottom there's a repair shop.
Oh.
It's very tedious, so I want you to do it.
Okay. I'll be back.
Cleaners, um, hold on.
Repair.
Deposit money.
Wait, why would I need to clean that money?
I mean, this is legal money.
What?
Oh, my cat. Come here.
Come here you son of a gun.
Yeah, I guess I'm not good at stuff. I was fucking it
Is there a repair shop get downstairs
I wasn't watching that little just woke up off the game loaded it like an alien
I don't know, you're gonna get one of the aliens.
Okay, something's going on and everybody's waiting except for me and it's not okay.
Oh, I see her up here, gotcha.
Okay, that's 2x not great but we'll take it.
Okay, yeah, there's a problem with these machines.
Like there's a problem with the machine, I'm telling you.
Hello? Are you listening? Are you still mad at me, Big Q? Can I be a juicer again?
No? Okay. Hi, chat. Can you all spam on me a lot like I made a joke? Thanks, chat.
Yeah, I think I found the way to do it, then. You, you replay, you keep putting it down.
Um, but someone's smushed up all the mute or the jackpot buttons on the slot machine.
They were smashing them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they smacked them for some reason.
They're all smushed.
Oh, we need to hire a cleaners upgrade.
That's 10k though, we can afford that.
It's probably need to get up a little bit, maybe a little bit.
Now I just...
Dude, there's a fucking problem with the machine.
There's a problem with it, give it to me, I'm freaking repair right now.
I fuck it we're going to jackpot 5k send it go on
aliens I must say hi to them
Hello, welcome to the casino.
This little buddy?
Yeah, it's a high roller right now from another galaxy.
So we gotta go to the bathroom. Can you help him?
You have to unclog it.
Yeah, I'll do that too.
I knew it! It's like a leader, man. Why is it the same character model every time?
That is really bro that's really bro
are you collecting? I'll measure NC. Oh yeah, we're poor, we lost everything. Our
score is lowering, this is fucking terrible. Like, oh, we get the commission, I think we
the toilet log 63 months of W content I execute the L not enough not
45 months can I get a welcome to the jungle this time perhaps I'm gonna
broke okay just give me one win there 46 months streak and still no welcome to
the jungle much love from second egg she did it like I'm telling you
how much of that?
also yeah you could go with the other one, they're cool
how do they win? I never win!
where am I?
I think the alien wins
oh!
what?
good I mean the two exo cares about that dude
Yeah, GG. GG. We lost everything.
Yep, lost everything. Stop it.
Is that bad?
Did I just fix every single thing?
Oh, you're right. Hold on. You did clean him up.
Oh, then I'll just put him down. Yeah, this is good. Yo, good work.
That's good work, man.
Yep, I got him all. I'm coming.
Oh this guy's about to take a shit.
Watch him.
On Forest Fever or something like that.
Yeah.
Okay now watch this.
Dude.
Like, something is going on with the machines.
Okay, big, I gotta get the next one, but it's on a bad bed.
I'm gonna get fucked up, I'm gonna take drugs and alcohol.
It's my only option.
It's all I have left is drugs and alcohol.
What else do I have?
Give me that, drugs, alcohol, give me that shit, c'mon.
Some guy just walked from the bathroom looking really weird, hold up.
Yup.
And cigar.
All the profits.
And I'm gonna go to the jackpot machine.
C'mon.
Fuck.
Yup.
Yep
Brother this is awful I can't get a single
Put them farthest away from the entrance so you have the most time to react once they are stolen
They don't even have that money in it though, it's whatever.
Come on.
Brother, how do you fucking win in this game?
Okay, 2x again.
I mean, all I can get is 2x, that's it.
for all right machine fix man bro this is i i i no more gambling gambling is not
on this floor no more gambling whatever that i've x i've never gambled
all i gambled once okay that's everything fixed what do you need now
Oh, there's poop on the ground, why don't I fix that?
Dude, I...
Okay, I think it's the rating of the place is bad.
I think you can gamble with the rating, it's good.
Okay, let me clean up the place a little bit.
Wait, is there...
Is there a guy that just fucking spray painted in here?
Yeah, you can take the bop here and I'll do it. I got it.
Kill this guy! No, it's him! Look at him!
This fucking bitch!
Clean the shit from the bathroom floor.
Why the shit on the bathroom floor, buddy?
It's because of the fucking turd, like this clog, man.
Was anyone actually buying the chocolate bars?
Yes, they are. They love that.
I can't just get him.
Buddy the fucking floor is just shit it
Why wait I am so confused why why is the basic thing in the game it buddy are you good?
What?
Cleanest place out, man.
How long does it take to fix the rating?
Why is the rating not going up, though?
Maybe that's what it was.
Maybe the bathroom was just too...
Outside of the shop.
Oh, you're right.
7-3.
Declined.
Oh, that guy won by the way, and I said no.
That's good. I get that. No, I was fine
Yeah, okay, you have a delado, thank you. Thank you. Yes, I'm not up for that
Stop winning people winning is making me really angry
Let me say the winds crap. Yeah, fucking win here. I need a win here. Come on. Oh
What are you doing
I can't win.
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what to do with that.
higher cleaner
uh... i heard somebody
now he's going to clean the place up
why is he running?
he's suspicious
uh... yeah we got a machine break
got it
Sorry, let me talk. Let me just try to get a maximum here. Come on. Just give me a 10 next on this
Someone pissed at the machine. They don't want to get off
It's true x it's not great wall curtains I'll do that
Um, does it matter which ones you have?
It doesn't matter.
I kind of like that actually.
I'll fix. I'm away.
Beautiful house.
Uh, our scores went up very slowly.
Bro, I used to run a store that was really five.
Like it was like 4.9 stars.
Now we're like 2.6.
Like our jumping quality happened.
Like something happened.
Was it before or after I showed up?
Before.
Uh-oh.
Maybe furniture?
Oh, when people are bored and they can't sit down
because we don't have enough furniture.
Hey, this guy looks like a clown. I'm killing him. That's just scary.
Okay, we lost a lot of swarming. No, but that's actually scary though. Look at his face.
I bought a table. I'm gonna gamble a little bit. Alright, not too much please.
We have max lines. We have a little bit of money though, so you can give him a little bit for sure.
Your walls to the right of the back machine need to be painted.
and max win money what someone's slot machine is caught on fire yeah I got it I got it and
then pick it up we have managed your machine break grab it on the ground how do you put
money in there's a can I just fixed that one by the way so I didn't fix that very well I'll
I'll give him 10k so that we can do the quest.
I'll pay him in advance.
Uh, is he gonna clean now or not?
Wait, he-
Oh, true or false, true or false?
Bump. Coming.
Jack, did you win 8, 9, 6, 9, 7, 0, 1? Approved.
Good job.
That's a fault I got baited. Outside walls.
He has the breaker. First to decode it.
Did we like that chat?
2.9, I mean we're making a better score but it's still bad.
Nice.
Well, we need as a jackpot machine winner, like, I'm not kidding, like we need a winner.
Dude, we're making much of our money off of the game behind the turns they are though.
Oh these guys.
Oh, this.
Beautiful.
4.0.
Buddy, 4.0, we are cooking.
Let's take a break.
Hold on.
And then you do...
We made, um...
Do me you know we are making a lot of fifty six thousand profits
That's all just money that people lost in this neighborhood. Yeah, shut up fuck. Yeah
I'm gonna change this wall. Oh, yeah, that costs a lot of money there, right wait goose deal see hold up
I can't believe it. I'm being just trolled straight up.
Is there a wall I haven't gotten yet? No, I don't know. This is all the walls.
I think this is a pretty good rating for a casino.
Like, who's gonna rate a casino 5 stars?
Not most people, I don't know.
Yeah, it would be like 0.5 if you only lost money.
Yeah, like, of course it's gonna be. This has to be a high rating for a casino.
It is. Oh, true. Mind the bar.
These guys came to the casino to come sit at the chair.
That's I mean, they're allowed to.
OK, the stairwell is basically the game.
When is the streamer I race in turn?
Tournament, tournament, you'd smoke them.
Surely.
But I'm going back to the store
Watch out big goose big goose. No
Did you get it?
Yep.
It's out of here.
Oh, we are making money today and we're making money today.
Uh, this guy just maxed one at the Lotto, sorry.
Fuck.
Nice, log up a little bit.
Okay, hold on.
Two people won the Lotto in a row.
This is getting weird.
In a row?
Yep.
Oh, that's that that's bad news for me. This guy's running out of the toilet, which means
Yeah, knew it. That's excuse me
Big shit. I need more chairs. I got it
I don't know this guy stealing wait, really? Yeah, I get him
Where's the money? Why are you poor?
I
Take this has to be a winner I
Mean other dudes winning I can't get one W. This is just sadder
Oh, you have one pixel of a wall you didn't paint by the way where I might have been like
Thank you this corner
probably bothered one guy we're back to when I was like something's happening
like our scores were low for no reason at all I can't do this anymore I took out
alone I sold my pets my house I can't afford a can of beans but I must hit
that max when I must gamma I can't stop gamma
I'll be enjoying gambling bro. Have fun.
Paint the office.
I never even use the office.
This is good.
Oh do we have a cleaner guy?
Yep.
Oh, I thought he just stole something. That's about to beat his ass.
Wait, so what do we do? What do we do with the office?
What is the thing you're doing here?
Like, we have tables, like we have Lotto, and everything's rolling in. Like, everything's rolling in.
But somehow, the score's not going up, huh?
Oh, you can check cameras, I guess?
No? This is a fake laptop.
What?
The lion there's no lions anymore
Hi
Wait, see again again like why I I don't understand it
I mean all I mean the guys with the restock. You don't just do the thing people want. I'm gonna go buy that
Yeah, you even changed over this time exactly
it.
Oh, we did buy beer.
I got it, I got it.
Nothing at the lotto, nothing to fix.
I'm just gonna watch this guy shit, and if he has a bad doodoo, I'm gonna first frame
clean it.
First frame?
Yep.
That's good.
Just gonna watch him, make sure he's good.
Good.
I bought all the blood that we can buy now.
Now I'm gonna restart the fridge.
Boom, three win.
Surely?
Somebody just did a big shit and I heard it.
So measure that's not underground or whatever.
Yeah, it's the God of War guy.
It's literally Kratos.
Yep, out of order.
Later, bro.
We are stuck for life, for life, man.
You took our Kratos shit down here.
You put a $100 bill in the toilet.
Bang.
The hell.
Four points, four points, zero, hold on.
but winner guy stop winning bitch ass they're still winning I like now it's
my turn to win it come on
then you guys let me know this fairfoot guy that's just sitting in the
massive she's hanging here
fairfoot I haven't won one the time but he hasn't come after the first win it
I am not sure what happened to him has anyone seen my son maybe he's hitting that maximum
I keep spinning but money keeps leaving my wallet. I think this casino hide the big-nosed guy to suck the money out of my pocket
Okay, so
I
What was here right now, we're doing good
Me to the cameras every show now
Now we got focus on the inclusion our score any rhymes today watch it watch it watch it watch it read to get that back
I don't know what's going on. I am Jesus.
I lost all my money bro.
No I didn't.
Watch this.
Bang! Fuck it!
Really?
ones on nexus mods and really easy to win
zero value as a customer
yeah it was a zero value
dude the fuck
what the fuck is going on
okay i mean
let that one girl win please
I
Just crack medic what's going on man? I did you did you I maybe lost the paper
like I'm better gambling no gambling action no more like I'm not I'm not
just that no more gambling like I think we had like 30k money yeah and it's all
in that one machine and one person one alien is gonna come in here play that
machine back yeah off off the ground the first vector yep my fucking margin
Rushing that I put them in fucking rubbish behind a fucking alien with a hat or fucking screwed
I'm gonna use love at the store and I think we need to upgrade because you know a little on down there
Yeah, nothing I
Think you guys all for playing at the casino today
We need a
A slot pack but when you say your quest for that.
You're not beating the case, you know, so why don't you send people into your store to make sure that your slots and make your business go under a damble wall.
Why aren't you people coming down to do-do?
Why is he running?
Like I was just going for a run, bro.
No, he's not.
I'm thinking this game, every now and then runs is dangerous.
Just trust me, trust me.
Nice, I'll let somebody run.
This guy works for me.
Again?
Okay, okay, this has to be a winner.
Wow, these are work.
That's that weird days are there.
Anyone else?
Yep, lowering, betting goes winner.
I got 10x my next back to back.
A little better.
Oh, someone just took a massive one.
Oh, no.
Like something, bro, our score's going up and up.
Yeah, I mean, bro, I'm literally, I hate to be that guy, but I'm caring.
Jackpot machine?
Yeah, I mean you are come on
What are you doing down here like you can't just stand down here yep the shit
What was up with this game console?
Oh, this one broke.
Nice.
I'm lucky.
There's a lady bug down here.
I'm just going to hit her.
Fire!
Fire!
This was in 10 life savings
Then I got it
Yeah now
If this isn't a winner I am done 2k come on give me a 10 extra rep
Wow 2x so very nice
I'm not fucking over the shit.
Moron.
We try witchcraft more for our customers.
Get out.
What a bitch.
What was that one?
Can I think of a thing?
And we're broke.
I think I think and we're both
Welcome to the jungle
4.5 stars beautiful it's probably gonna go upstairs to prepare a bunch of machines
That's close off of the day.
Are we up?
50,000 up!
Wait, minus 47,000 gambling is like gambling.
No, no, no, that's the overall loss on the spot.
Okay.
Hope this helps.
Excusi-L.
Alright, it's open after the shot.
Yep, I'm ready to go.
I have to open up the shop.
Yep, I'm ready to go. Everything's nice in here.
Is there nothing extra we could buy? Is it the only... there's no poker or blackjack?
No, we need stuff. Eight more lot of tickets we're working on, great.
Holy shit, I've never been allowed to be in this room. Is this where Howie chills?
Uh, check your tablet. Bam, security room.
Holy...
You know the biome, you can buy them.
Okay, how do we do this?
No more gambling and I'd buy like one million machines.
Sure.
We got the room full of machines, literally full of machines.
I think you're like, you're spending our own supply load, game.
We have a medicine o' dollars in there.
Do you think there's any casino owners that do go on like a slot machine for fun?
Oh yeah.
Any des.
I said for fun, bro.
What?
It's due, I reckon.
Have a good weekend, Chat Ex-QC, LXQC, LXQC, LXQC, LXQC, LXQC, LXQC, LXQC, LXQC, LXQC,
This guy just got all seven line and collect
Okay, so listen it no more gamble we buy it pumpkin pumpkin pumpkin jackpot
Yeah, maybe only jackpot me
And then the jackpot on our word if they come give you far more money
We are new stop we need I went to finish the press first
Oh, this guy just got a soda for free.
Jill.
Why, did you actually?
Yeah.
Oh, very busy today. There must have been news around the town that we're offering Max wins.
Oh, this person showed up in the pajamas.
Oh, they won. That's why they woke up. Just give me this. It's three hundred, chef.
For 15 bucks. Yeah, it's it's really bugging.
Machine's bugging. Like there's a huge unit bug with the
gamer. Are you gambling here? No, I was testing
machine
Man, is there anything you need help with
I gotta go repair this
like I am not just saying this I'm like just I was just testing the game this
This fucking game has such a bad, like it's so bad.
Are you gambling again?
No.
Bro, you just said you wouldn't.
We have no money.
Our square score's going up,
but maybe you're farming our score.
Oh yeah, maybe actually.
Oh, now we have a slot back, easy.
Oh, we can't afford it.
That's what I do though, yeah.
That's not a lot, just do a little bit.
start gambling gambling is entertainment and entertainment only you won't break
even you won't win this is all do any of that you will only go into debt and
ruin yeah it's an eye to show us one it's a manga should be kinder
I
Bring it
Wait, so if you just if you just get more machine way more people spawn it I skip my
Yes, I think so
Aliens
Alright, put the machine, put the machines.
Wait, so this is a fish-claw fire?
Okay, Chad, do we only buy jackpots?
No, no, we need to buy the upgrade first.
this alien is like when you go to the hard rock yeah yeah no no no spending no
spending which way
Watch out!
Oh shit, I can smell it.
Got him.
Oh, pay attention to this guy.
I know.
I know.
Watch him.
It's a squid game.
Walk in.
Oh, he's just a customer, man.
Yeah, no, he's chilling.
He's just a customer, right?
And now he's chilling
That's what they want us to play
There's some guards, we can't wait for them. We're very sure on cash. The alien only wins it
Allah finally done puck
Wait, we actually just profiled this guy so bad in here
He bought an orange juice and left like that was actually fucked up
No way, I just got a hole somewhere, man.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. Like, we're assholes.
Like, he just bought an orange juice and left.
Like, we're just sitting here staring at him, like, he's gonna do something.
That was fucked up.
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
Uh, there's something lying around from, uh...
from Mars or whatever.
Cool, you must have told his friends.
Fuck yeah.
Okay, these are very expensive, but...
What?
9000 bucks, 50% of moinkum.
Thank you 978.
Dude, too many people are winning the lottoes.
This is weird, just saying adding it.
Okay, they got a glitch in the system.
It's been 5 in a row.
5 in a row?
Yeah, this guy has it.
We need a little bit more money.
We need a little bit more money.
I'm just impressed on how I haven't seen a 10-H of EX in forever on any bed sizes and
I haven't gotten a one win on a one day bet in it ever like one night in one single time
Wait was this drugs I smoked why is my friend wow
Yeah, you're so much so much the
Surrogate you had buzzed. It makes you go blue
I'm gonna go buy all I need to buy two of each
I think I'm gonna keep this guy saw the alien come in here naked he thinks he can come in
What money money money money money money money
Do not listen to this Jesse person working at a casino is kind of edit wisdom
You are one spin away from that max win
Keep spinning. This is an order. Do not stop
Yeah, actually, no, it's not.
A Manga's guy just showed up.
I don't know, it's a fucking astronaut.
Are you serious?
Wow, that's not bad at all, actually. No more.
Yeah, we can train on these slots, Loki.
We're doing well here. We're at a 4.5, bro.
Wait, we have no money, okay?
No, no, it's coming in.
Oh, I haven't any further yet
I collected that's all we got
I'm on the button
Yep, yep, I'm not done with this
I
31 months have you listened to a new John Summits album yet? I
Don't like so hard running a casino to do the fucking odds properly like this is this for board is trash buddy buddy
Like at the beginning you win like
50 diamond like like 30 diamond, but I'm really like one and a eight best one. I think that's a fucking busted it
you're going on the same machine bro okay I was done with you anyway
how long have you been streaming what is this new stream thing next to it
what I mean video player stats oh it shows all your stats now your bitrate
8000 that's cool that's good yeah where on like the bottom next to your viewers
says viewers timer and then it shows that now wait Diablo 2 on fucking yeah
I got to go play on steam
Trainwrecks loves this game
No, no, no, that's my whole childhood. It's what he plays off-stream like whenever he's playing a game at least not see us so whatever it's this
because there's gambling you're trying to get like the max win essentially still like
yeah go play like a batman low key but it isn't a bit of me like I know it's like I really
didn't enjoy Arkham and it's the same format as Arkham it's not it's not like a Lego saw
hours. It's a lot more like Arkham where it's like, I mean, I hid Arkham, I hid it.
I played it for like three hours, that's it.
I didn't play a single one, or I played the first one of that trilogy of the games, I
think it's three of them, but it gave me motions like this. It was...
A lot of Arkham Asylum game of the year edition. But I liked it, it was fun, it just was weird.
Let me do some research on video games... one sec...
the fuck
fifty-four god damn hacking months i'm starting to the jungle mayhabs
i fuck it
okay this game looks atrocious
Huh, you know you want to play a co-op horror game like what?
I'm gonna look I'm gonna filter the thing here 36 hours, brother
Like it's in a horror game together
Top donations, I am not like this this is like it's too much of a commitment
I'm not going to a spelling bee real quick, just ruin one game.
I don't think it's spelling bee in it, what it's called.
Is this spelling race?
Yep.
Sneak a singular one.
They won't even see this coming either.
I would love to play Resident Evil, I think he's done.
Here's what it is.
Yeah, I'm talking about it.
Yeah, it's a game server, no?
It is, yeah.
Oh my god, he's just a player.
Look at Waterman.
He's just so lucky.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Oh my, is that thing?
We're not a playthrough.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that's insane
Bane!
You should have 1,000.
That was that least an hour long lobby.
And they were locked in.
They got to go to school tomorrow.
I don't know.
They have no school tomorrow.
That's why they're still locked in.
I guess they're late.
They were doing like a two hour sesh.
Holy shit.
with the high difficulties how square oh my jesse do it do it now that is
insane there must be a fucking hour
you
you
you
you
you
you
There's a new back room's game co-op, do you want to play that?
Not necessarily.
Just like shit.
Oh wait, share your screen, let me lock in.
Oh, wait, share your screen, let me lock in.
I love this topic.
Can people love, okay, can two consenting adults, no matter what their gender is, have
relations with each other?
Yeah, look, look, that's the problem.
We're having a topic about how these people are essentially harassing the religious.
No, no, I'm not going to answer that.
Okay, I'm not asking that. I'm not asking what we've done in the past.
I'm not asking of the bigotry on both sides.
I'm not asking about the stereotypes on both sides.
I'm asking a question for you.
Yeah, I literally said yes.
I said yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, then can someone, one more other question.
Can someone who does not...
Why are you asking me this question?
We are on topic. I don't know what you're doing
Too far, okay, but but that boy is what you're doing right now is you're getting call it
No, why is he moaning in the background?
He's not
He's not
Dude, what's your
He's honestly
He's really just chilling on the couch
What's the point?
Why are you not letting the woman speak?
I don't know what grief is doing.
Yo sis, you want to go into a debate and rage?
Yo, get on your horse outfit.
It's like for real, it's literally what's going down.
Yeah, I mean literally.
I believe that the Pride community is accepted and it should be accepted.
And Christians are awful.
Preach girl preach
Yeah, I'm not arguing that they soon exist my art my problem is that people just stereotyping religious institutions
out of their bigotry for them because they just assume all of them are.
You can't be bigoted towards an institution.
Okay, what, is there?
An analogous to the fact that Christians tend to generalize LGBTQ people as just being bad and like sinful and they do bad things.
is that hate you're on hatred that comes from Christianity yeah and from like
very devout here because it goes to a point where they don't care anymore and
they only believe what they believe is right they're not open minded they don't
think anything else is literally just a little bit the stereotype shooting
should be normalize that I like his mother we got it what it is Casey
Tron for a man
what about living pepper where did everyone just go there's people in this
There's people in the audience, uh, yeah, let's go in.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They all join.
No, look, they all join.
Like at the same time.
I believe cheating should be normalized.
Honestly, women should not be able to cheat.
Women should.
You're right.
Talk.
You guys should be quiet.
Like, really?
Wait, I can't hear anything.
Say your name.
What's your name?
Hey, excuse me.
If you can cheat, why won't you?
You know, relax, relax, stop, stop.
Roblox got, Roblox banded with one second.
I mean, I mean, this guy, this guy's banned from the internet.
I mean, it was awesome.
Like his account's gonna be completely fucked over.
It's, you know, he has to talk about the title title.
I thought we'd do in reverse.
Why wouldn't you cheat him?
That seems a good question though.
That's a good question.
Wait, what if you cheat and then they attack you?
That's one reason not to do it.
They attack you?
Then they should attack you then.
They would attack you.
It is bad, and I don't like to do bad things.
Well, I would personally cheat because, well...
I don't chocolate milk.
Wait, how come you can hear what I can?
I should cheat.
I mean, it's on to what?
I mean it's on
Morally cheating is bad so guys
I'm asking questions only when you're getting kids no one
No, no, no, no.
Holy smokes, why are you guys joining?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, why is Harry playing this one?
Holy smokes.
God.
Okay.
Hey guys, let's discuss the topic of the day.
Let's do one at a time.
Dude, what?
What's up, fool?
Hold on, you're a positive.
Holy smokes.
That's me, I'm a little sorry.
I ruined off of here and did new people.
Wow, what did I do?
What did I do?
Sorry guys.
Just not really adding much to the conversation,
so it's gonna be people off.
Okay, okay, I'll pick a few and you can add.
Okay, that's enough.
Yo bring back XGC guys.
Bring back XGC.
Okay, good.
Yeah, right my avatar.
Alright, also get him off.
Can you bring back XGC and why are we like...
Why am I minus 25 stars?
I don't see anyone that looks like you is it butter no it's me
Hey, get a pro awesome gamer on you.
Who is Magga here?
Who is Magga?
You can't say that, you can't say it.
It's me and the girl next to me.
Wait, you can't say that?
I don't see someone named Pro Awesome Gamer.
Oh, OK, wait, I see.
Oh, my god.
Who is N-A-G-A?
Oh.
You are.
You are.
Before I leave, you're coming out.
Come on.
You gotta give me some time, okay?
Special, what I'm hearing right now is that you're ableist.
I'm saying like you will let me add him.
Okay, so you're ableist, you're ableist.
You're actually...
You and your friends.
Why are you...
I guess I am ableist.
Now, now we start speaking.
Okay, so you also have a really good opinion.
I'm thinking these trolls, bro.
question?
Can you ask a question?
What's the question?
Well
wait to know who here are MAGA
so we know who to
ask. Okay name
red hat and then next to me
with the blood here.
Explain why. Guilty.
Because
okay
Donald Trump is a really good president
and he's done nothing wrong
only protected and he's really good wallasties. Exactly. What about the files, though?
No one cares about the files. I can't believe he's the type of missing conspiracy.
Yeah, but I gotta ask though, why did he campaign on the fact that he was gonna release it and it
was a very important for him, but once elected, he just kind of dismissed it was like, oh, what
about this? We don't care, move it on. Explain. It wasn't as important as other things like
Yeah, but he said he would though, then it's important if he said he wouldn't.
He did.
Not as important as getting illegal people out of the country, like if you have ebbs
seen whatever files, what is releasing it going to do?
Are people just going to go out and find the people?
It's really doing nothing.
find the people, the perpetrators, that are probably still doing it and still
operating those rings perhaps? Like in the talk? But really no one is doing all that.
And how do you know that? Because there's already no one people that are doing it
because I guess some of the files were released and no one's doing anything so
like. Yo, she's got a point. And also we have more important things to do like
get rid of illegal people.
Yeah, but the government can do,
the whole point is that the government can do everything.
Like they don't have to prioritize this or that.
All these things, they're not gonna do the same branches.
They're not gonna do the same,
compared to the government, they can do all of it.
So if you can do all of it, you shouldn't,
otherwise you should go back in.
We're at war right now,
and you're worrying about some files
that nobody's been able to prove.
And who is the we?
For real, literally.
It sounds like the devil's work,
trying to get in your brain, to be honest.
The devil.
So they cannot do both is what you're saying.
It does not. No, I don't.
So are you saying do you think that the police, the FBI is also at war over there?
You think these are also concerned with the war there?
No, they're not because that's what you do domestically, right?
Is their job the domestic work, right?
Not the police's job is their job to protect citizens.
So exactly.
And when people are out there doing bad things, such as people during the files,
They are coming those things and we are not protecting the people.
OK, does anyone know the other point other than these files then to one
care? OK, well, I mean, I mean, I was attacking your beliefs, you know, one
at a time. Yeah, you're supposed to be needed unless you have it.
OK, that's like. No, I don't think you should meet him, bro.
I think it's just a pretty good debate. Can we please go?
I can't really hear everyone if you're like all shouting at one.
OK, who did you vote for? What? Let's go one at a time. OK.
I don't think you hold it because you're too young.
What?
I don't think you hold it because you're too young.
You sound like a child.
Who sounds like a child?
You.
You, bro, you.
Are you going to my voice?
Just answer this.
Just answer this.
Did you vote?
Yes.
for you Trump for now do you do you pay taxes okay what does the panel say like riddle me this
like it says MAGA questions okay okay so then why did you get all the questions like I feel like it's
on it does your quality of life purple hat Mike ask the question cuz you can say yeah what are
What are your thoughts on Michael Diddy Poggenstein?
Michael Diddy Poggenstein?
The great man.
You talking about me?
Michael Diddy Poggenstein?
Poggenstein.
I don't know who that is.
I'm pretty sure that's...
No, it is.
That's one of Trump's history books.
Is that made up?
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's for the Secret Service.
That's a Trump assessor.
Yeah, I don't know.
Don't look at the instruction on Q7.
D-Pog.
He's the leader.
We are switching the panel.
Hello?
One more question.
No!
Let's see who's been waiting.
Put me back in!
Who the hell is Michael Diddy Fiddlediddlefoss?
Straight fools.
So what do you guys think?
Do you guys know who Peter Thiel is?
No.
Anyone?
Should I?
Is this like an important person or he's very important to me?
What's his name?
What does he do?
Peter Field.
Who is he and like what do you do?
I'm country as heck and I don't support MAGA.
Screw all that.
You support Peter Field?
Forson 1.
Who is that?
Can you tell us who that is?
Forson 1.
Peter.
and you tell me how to spell it so I can judge it up.
It's easier to feel.
Put me in, man, put me in.
E-I-E-L.
OK, what is the word?
So I look good.
Wait, are you saying T-I-E-L?
Are you saying you feel or feel?
T-H-I-E-L.
I'm not writing the same slide yet.
Tell you if I have to report them.
Are you?
No, it's not.
I'm just reporting.
Yeah, OK, I'll check that.
OK, I'll drop your performance.
All right, 14, 18, 14, 18, 14, 18, 14, 18, 14, 18, 14, 18.
OK, OK, thank you.
It's women advocating for MAGA.
You can't make this up.
OK, if anyone is not trolling type,
because this panel, everyone's coming up here trolling.
Do any of you guys who are sitting right now
have a question that's not trolling?
Okay, so you're all gonna kick right?
Okay.
Nobody again.
I am a feminist.
Okay, watch me now.
I don't know.
No, it's not like that.
No, XQC, buddy.
It's cop slot time, bro.
Let up the doctor's entity.
All right.
Can you kick him?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what that was.
I don't know what that was.
I don't know what that was.
I don't know what that was.
I don't know what that was.
I don't know what that was.
I don't know what that was.
I don't know what that was, but is it annoying?
Okay, is anyone okay with the talk?
All of y'all are, um, muted.
Oh, boy.
I have a question.
Has your quality of life improved with Trump or...?
Or anything, even though some files got released?
But it's only in America, in Europe.
I'm still muted!
So, let him cook.
Another French Canadian, take it over.
He's not.
He's not.
And also if things have been happening in Europe the people who were in the fire
have been released and no one has done anything so
I don't understand what you're saying no
I have a question
Have you as you guys is life improved with Trump or has it been worsened it?
It is improved in my opinion. What aspects I feel safer on the streets now
now. How? How? No, no, no. Thank you, Trump. Thank you. Okay. The question of why I feel
safer, I feel safer because all these criminals are leaving our country and it's making me
feel like I can walk home to you and worry about. Oh, you're just baiting. You're baiting.
Yes, he's baiting. You asked me a question of answering. How am I baiting? Okay, okay.
How many, how many criminals are there as left?
How many have left?
How many have left?
Is that what's the question?
Yeah, how many have left?
Um, enough for me to feel safe.
Exactly.
I don't see the maximum number of criminals.
So how do you know that the amount of that left
is higher now than it was before then?
What?
How do you know that there are more than left now
under this, under this, than the previous one?
I'm confused.
How do you know how do you know that more of left them before?
You're speaking nonsense because one Obama was the president even more people left. Yeah, right now
Was keeping a lot like crazy
This is not relevant because I never said I didn't like
like what are you guys talking about?
You feel safer because who put that burden on you?
That's not true. Even the last people left them before. So you're contradicting yourself.
You're not telling me.
They gave Obama the nickname, the chief of deportation.
Who is this guy? I don't know what you know. I don't know how to say this.
What? Listen, do you think they should repeal the 19th Amendment or not?
to do what repeal the 19th amendment repeal the 19th amendment what is that
yeah yeah that's what repeal means yeah
Um, no, I mean, prohibits the federal government and all the states.
Oh, no, women shouldn't be able to vote.
Oh, what are you asking?
Oh, she had to go, she had to go, she had to go, she had to go maybe.
I enjoy being able to vote, but I do think women having a lot of freedom has
definitely damaged our country.
And I wish we went back to what I do agree with that.
I feel like if women, especially like a lot of them,
come back and fight it.
Exactly.
Do you even hear yourself?
So, are you saying that you two are, come on.
Can I talk?
He's muted.
He's muted.
No, let him talk.
He's ex-GC.
He's a juicer.
Can you answer the question?
Yeah.
Ever since women got a ton of rights, they have made inflation gone up because they've
gotten jobs and that's brought inflation up.
They've just had way too many opinions and ideas that are wrong, they've grown again.
That's her.
What?
Okay, okay, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, does this include you two running this debate now?
Are you saying you're part of that group?
Um, well, no, because I follow my husband.
Yeah, we don't have jobs, so we don't contribute.
Husband?
Yeah.
You're married?
Exactly, yes.
Oh, that poor guy.
Okay, so
The amendment would benefit the United States how?
Because people okay women I feel like they're super emotional and they don't go based on facts
They go more on how they feel and like vote based on that and I think we didn't have that then we wouldn't have had Biden
And we wouldn't be in a maddening
People
He's too old. He doesn't know what he's doing. He's a mess. Like it just it doesn't work. I feel like
Honestly, I feel like old people don't need to be the president. Like I know Trump is old. Yes, but I think that's about
You have to be older to be a candidate though
Do you know the minimal age requirement to become the president of the United States? He's like 34 35, right?
Okay
So what do you think the average age of the president is above 65?
I don't think it should be that that's too old. Honestly, I feel like old people just
35 is just sounds so old. Okay. This isn't really how many things you do. I feel like
old people like at some point, we need to get rid of them because they're taking
them in place and like, we're just getting rid of them by that. I mean, not killing them.
Oh, wait, I can't say that. Obviously not that, but like, I feel like we shouldn't be
getting them as much freedom like I feel like they like the lower ones like the legal ones who
happen to also be old we should just um entirely right well my neighbors are immigrants and they're
old they're they're not useless they're they're immigrants like are they legal or illegal because
I don't have my mother my mother's an immigrant my mother's an immigrant she's not she's not useless
an old. Okay, I don't have problem. Oh, I'm pretty sure about I'm pretty sure I've been
here 18 years. I'm pretty sure she's not. Okay, well, if she's not illegal, you don't
care about legal. Well, yeah, would you? How would you know she's illegal or not? You're
just well, I just asked you. I just asked you. Someone's an immigrant. No way. Super
I have a question. I have a question. I have a question.
No, we're not talking about you. Someone in the chat said that.
I have a question. Can you guys hear me?
I asked my question.
My question is, what do you guys think about Donald Trump wanting to remove the birthright citizenship?
I think...
So like when you're not American, but if you're born on American soil, you're automatically a U.S. citizen.
what do you what do you think about that should you remove it or keep it
uh...
uh...
but what if what if what if
illegal immigrant
legal or illegal
illegal
well if they're illegal then yes no
yeah but their kids would be legal no
well no technically not because they
they're making it illegal
but they're law they're legal
I mean, if they're, if the parents are,
if they came here legally, then I don't have a problem with that.
Like, sure, the kid will have birthright citizenship,
but if they're illegal, then no, like, yeah.
But Felix, what are your thoughts on this?
I mean, true.
I mean, if you think about it, right?
Then that's, it's gonna get abused if you think about it,
right?
Where like, some people are illegal and then they get it
maybe on purpose or whatever,
so they can't get kicked out, whatever.
But if you think about it, it's a win for nobody.
because if the parents are going to kick out, they would have to bring a child, what are
they going to do? Leave the child on America and leave?
No, but it doesn't make sense. It's already happening.
What they could do, what they could do.
It is in the adult's responsibility to not do all that.
No, but what you could do is have a child in the U.S., move out of the U.S., wait until
the child is 21, and then they could transfer you a green card through like, legally.
You can apply for a green card under your kids if your kids are American in 20 years in 20 years
Yeah
They're requiring people to leave the country to apply for their green card no matter how long you've been in the United States
One of four eggs. Did you get your mic taken? No. Okay. Why are you chatting? No?
I was lying to someone because they said this girl hug doesn't know a hundred and four times six hundred and nine was and I'm like
Okay, but it's not a game we're debating each other and that's like
This is a bad
They need to re-populate the
America's a temple. In what way did your life improve on the Trump?
Let me hear it as I answer this. Glenn, do you want to answer this question
or me? I don't even know what he just attempted to say in English.
He said how did your life improve on the Trump? You said it did. How? Any examples? At least
one. Who knows? Well, first of all, he's definitely saved a ton of people by spreading
in the gospel and second of all,
he's there.
Oh my God.
I'm ready to make,
I'm ready to make,
I'm ready to make,
I'm ready to make,
I'm ready to make the gospel.
You guys wanna tell me?
What do you think about Trump?
That's ready to make,
that's ready to make that.
Okay, can we,
let me finish my sentence.
You can't ask a question
and then interrupt them
while they're answering the question.
Like that's just not how this is gonna work.
Like this is shit.
If you guys are gonna ask a question,
don't laugh over me
because nothing's funny
and I'm spreading my.
We some of us like to use a term called code switching you used to never code switch
used to always talk about it bro what is going on somebody's body somebody's body
this but yeah drink it drink it so taxes what were we saying that'd be very silly
they ain't what I need to do they need to make more brackets for more rich people and remove
the brackets on the very poor people yo nick a 30 what are you talking about bro okay who
Who?
Oh, can you guess what we're doing?
That's Nikkei 30.
Who?
Why?
Who's the game?
I'm the game.
W debate, fuck.
See?
I told you, that's Nikkei 30.
What?
Holy shit, that's actually Nikkei 30.
Yo, Nikkei 30, guys.
Not XQC.
We don't need to raise taxes.
Can you say your famous line again?
The US government doesn't have a revenue problem.
They have a spending problem.
We're spending too much money on garbage.
OK, Jeff Bezos.
Yeah, they spent money on your house and on your microphone.
That's too much of a matter.
Oh snap.
We need to raise.
We need to raise taxes on rich people.
OK.
We've got a tariff microphone.
Yeah, as a poor person, I think we need to raise taxes.
We need to raise taxes across the board.
True.
But who cares to raise the taxes?
It's the people that we're going to pay them.
But they don't even pay anyway.
They pay 0%.
So raising is zero to what?
is you know yeah no it's just creating a different sort of tax code like a capital gains tax
we already have that what would you change about the capital gains tax if you were about how about a
uh not sorry not unrealized games that i i'm not gonna take off why okay actually unrealized
gains is so dumb so if my house goes up in value 3x i have to sell my house to pay the taxes on my
house? Why would we tax unrealized gains? If it reaches a certain value?
I'm simple and my house is in value and I'm living off $400 a month on Social Security,
but I have a $50,000 tax bill. How do I get a $50,000 tax bill? Why would I not tax
it? Also what life would tax start? Because it would be as simple.
Do not call me gang. Do not call me gang one more time.
I
Single property over the over the value of a million dollars
Shouldn't exist in the first place wrong wrong if you pop off enough to make a billion dollars
We should be able to keep it. It's you did that
You did that. How is it a moral?
It's a moral because it's built off the backs of worker exploitation.
If I order, if I get 10 guys to plant 10 tomatoes, we sell them.
We make a dog profit, right?
But oh, that's all good.
But if I hire a million guys to plant a tomato, we make a million bucks.
That's all good.
But if I make a billion dollars in that, that sounds weird.
It sounds weird.
No, no, no, no.
I'm saying any sort of profit.
That's lately.
Any sort of profit from those workers can be used as surplus value because you put yourself in a higher position.
Do you know the concept of surplus value?
I think it was in the point there. It is the exact same. If you make a company and it scales up, then you cannot exist anymore.
How does that make sense?
Well, ideally, a business should be like communally owned.
There's already tax benefits for the rich people
to not have to pay taxes.
What's the point of raising taxes on them?
Again, so that the rich people don't
exist in the first place.
If you're the one dropping off of these people,
then that's immoral.
I don't think rich people should exist.
This is just like the basics of communism
what you're explaining right now.
If you remove competition, you remove performance.
Exactly.
That doesn't mean you remove performance.
Yeah, it does.
It's human nature.
It's human nature.
If there's nothing to strive towards,
you will not take the extra mile,
and you're not going to put the extra work in.
Dude, how do you think of it?
Are you going to have people motivated to work harder
on things if they're limited on how much they can make?
Yeah, exactly.
They're not limited on how much they can make.
You can make as much money as you want.
OK, OK, OK.
Realme's realme that.
If all you could do in an exam is get a C,
You cannot get an A or we can only get a C.
Would you spend as much time studying
or would you only study for a C?
Only study for a C.
You only study for a C.
That's not gonna do the bad rental.
You would only study for a C.
No, XUC, because intrinsic motivation
exists outside of a capitalistic framework.
How do you think capitalism?
Even if that's correct, there's a level
that wanna go and do more.
This is what I want.
You're doing incorrect, bro.
Because people want to do more.
They want to compete.
Competition is part of our world.
Now the workplace is dominated by competition.
It's dominated by it.
That's too much, I agree.
I understand because that's a nature capitalism.
It's too much.
There are differing means to achieve that sort of innovation.
Because let's just talk about science.
Like in the modern day, science doesn't have
a product delivery deadline.
Science doesn't have like a profit motive.
Well, I mean, no, it does, though, wait,
that's so incorrect.
Well, no, it absolutely does, though.
What?
What do you mean by science?
Science has a product delivery deadline, bro.
Would you still have the same opinion
if you had a billion dollars?
Wait, do you want to raise the taxes on the rich?
No, I'd have the opinion that I shouldn't exist
in the first place.
I'd have the opinion that I shouldn't exist
in the first place.
But your question is the rate of taxes.
i'm doing no taxes right i'm donating all the politics
wait
this shagana server
all right that that doesn't seem
uh... right
uh... now what
uh... okay
you wanna play a horror co-op game
uh... she said it was it
Chas, are there any good ones?
Let me see.
Ding and ding, co-op sewer riders.
That's not a politics segment.
It's supposed to be a fun rage-rate segment,
but these lobbies just get crazy because of the fucking snappers.
Little company, what is that?
Totally.
Oh, no, not that, no, not that.
Come on, Brian.
We played that.
We overplayed that.
We made that game.
Um
Let's say I let go back to Georgia and think we're not gonna like it like like I'm I don't know what this is cool
I'll just wait for my food to come up
You know, I thinking of Legos. I have a
I have a memory of going to my friend's house on the Wii and playing Star Wars on the way
It was my first time ever using the Wii minecraft. I remember that blowing my fucking mind
And I can swing the thing and actually start killing things.
Oh yeah.
I actually blew my mind.
Can you play on Hachu's Daisy server?
Your Daisy content is always a plus.
I'd actually be down to do that.
Really
Are we ever gonna watch the mr. Beast video he posted like five days ago now
I'd be waiting to watch your each and to it for this whole time
Left for dead to custom campaign also. Thanks for the juice
I mean by custom campaign
Happy birthday today, can you wish me a happy birthday XDC?
Is that, is that, are you sure that's crazy?
Happy birthday, what's this?
Oh, I need it? No, I need it.
Oh, my birthday.
No, it's someone who don't know.
Oh, no, it's like some dank bullshit. Nice.
Um...
Add it! Wait, let that one cook one more second.
this kid hold on this one cook for a second here
still whatever really this looks like so up our alley
I made this game by the way I thought you'd play it
and so on. What else. Bodycam is out. Uh, wait. The, the game was okay. Wait, 50 bucks?
What about the bodycam? This might be one of the most realistic looking games out there
at the moment. I saw that the killing animation is actually kind of crazy. It looks really
realistic when you kill someone. Like the way they fall.
Oh, they had to do slump over? Yeah, like they actually like slump. It's kind of like...
It's not too real, almost.
It kinda is.
It's kinda like a little real.
Oh, what is that?
Um...
Ooh.
That looks terrible.
No, it does, but...
Wait!
Okay, with this...
I don't know about you, this looks...
kind of nice
yep I know I'm done
I'm a good food company man yeah we do get we do get more rivals before the
That's it and then we'll be back in the after thoughts well actually
Yeah, I'm down to do whatever
Only fancy quick AI covers remixes of using songs from today UMG artists. What's AI music?
Wait, was that blocking something?
What was that tweet that was not real there's not a real at all
It is real
Um, we can watch some games later after food.
Yeah, you just want to have a couple of rivals, you eat food, then we play the great game.
Yeah, I might do a little stall around with some food, you know what I mean?
I'll play a couple games.
I was actually enjoying it.
Yeah, it was fun. I was enjoying it. Yeah, I had fun.
He's letting the hashtag out either.
I had fun and he just disappeared.
Aware, I was just kind of tired.
Learned devil, that is all.
I mean, I think it's pretty good.
I mean, it's just the last time that we were kind of getting told.
He's sharing a screen.
Oh, so it goes on PC right?
I came back. Hello.
yep you're good well what what what what been a lot uh i'll mean what's up
what chapp pls on the excuse me great dark and dr rickett oh because deadlock oh yeah i mean i'll
put me back when i'm upstream yeah deadlock is just it just doesn't work i'm stringy
it's it's but i i i i like it's not it's not only about the watching though it's not the stream
Like it's hard to enjoy streaming while playing it like it's just it's just on my brain power
Like I can't enjoy the game I can't enjoy streaming you know me
Yeah, it's and also if you're straight like the he plays a game everybody recognizes them immediately if you're streaming it
You're whole every six seven. I think
Pull up but yeah in the game. I'm lying bad
Devils shaders again
Okay, this is a Bitcoin miner.
What are you at?
I'm here.
Uh, you invited, you, Spider-Man Holko.
Remember?
I don't know if you added me as a friend.
Oh yeah, you did.
Uh, it's just an update.
Yeah.
You got there yesterday?
Did you know what it is today?
Really?
Um, but did you, bro, did you rank down?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
bro did you rank down when playing solo?
I didn't play solo, you just queued a quick match
wait, can we leave it?
are we gonna lose, are we gonna be out of Q thing?
no, we're gonna sleep this shit, leave leave leave leave
I said I was gonna get a subsequent no it's fake it new people get like replaced in or
some shit when they Q I think what is that why is that penny it well that's nice though
What
There's a new passion did they know if I get a shadow or not
Which you do you think I'm gonna get a big backboost as soon as I as soon as I play place
No
I'm not gonna finish this match
No, all right, all right, then shall we?
I think I see a diamond that I don't think I'm in
Who do you better?
Ben um, yo Loki the reason Ben uh
I just let me I say we just Chad don't ban anything ever
Then again bit Loki I
I hate playing as Gambit.
Quick, Ben is, so it counts as no no.
I don't even know what a bandit is.
That's a thing.
Good.
Black cat apparently.
Which one now?
Black cat.
Where is she?
This one?
Black Panther?
I'm so fucking confused. I banned Black Panther.
No. No. What the fuck?
I don't know!
I can't find her. Black Cat. Found her.
Black Panther? Are you fucking stupid?
I actually hate- I hate- they banned fucking Moon Knight.
They did for Ban-
Panther is so fucking dog shit, mother-man.
Wait, wait bro, bro, bro. They banned my characters.
Fucks.
Now I'm going hella now. No fuck you guys. Now I'm going up raw aim, you just fucked up.
The thing is, I don't know how to see other plays in this thing. I don't know how to see
other plays out. I don't know what, like, you know what I mean? Like, I know my timing
What happened to why did they ban your shit?
Like no, you like chat you look like small bleed to jump in pick him up and put him back
It's like for that team or what like I don't want to I know my abilities
Block is what wait, there's my e-block show
Okay, I will try that you want me to give me a time.
Oh yeah, that's so over.
I don't see anybody.
I don't see anybody. They're not really pushing, so...
Okay, yeah, this damage is insane.
Man, I did it, but I just got obviously jumping back with him.
I did my shit, no?
Man, I got fucking absolutely just, like, I got boned there.
Am I being ground-splired or something?
I'm not the hella I used to be, that's all I'm saying.
Oh, that's busted it
I'm not bad enough I really know my on my on my own time
I mean they did think I was dog shit, so we should be winning this for you, we're chillin.
And yeah, above you guys.
That guy's on, he's on, he's on.
Yeah, I think I said he's just so stupid.
They don't have to come, they've been supporting me at all.
Wait, it's not in the air, right?
Yeah.
You know what's happening.
Don't always suck the frighten.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hello?
Hello?
Uh, maybe our heroes have a lot of the brain we're being.
I felt the thing.
Get owned bro.
I mean explain it.
Oh he got owned too.
Oh that's not how you do this at all.
I don't know. There's zero. Does that yell a lot? Silly heels?
I
I
Have to be
I didn't count numbers I thought I was in staggering and I was
It's
I'm just a better Rocky Raccoon than uh, I love it.
Oh, they have a T-Rex now, we have them.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
What's that?
Uh, I think he's just standing there.
I think he's just staining.
Great planking.
He's tall.
I like that.
He's on the tall.
He's on the tall.
I...
You mean on the left?
That is a kind of thing.
He's not a kind of thing.
I'm gonna hold.
Kill him!
Kill him!
He's still watching.
I'm still watching.
Oh
These enemies are very bad
That was like
Oh, I can ping, I could have pinged that guy, sorry.
Yeah, that was... oh my god, he stood no line, and that's on me, it's on me.
It's on Bagel.
They clapped to kill him, I...
This is a show in the game. I'm blockin' man, blockin' man, blockin' man, we're coming this way.
Go for it, go for it!
Bungles.
Hahaha!
Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
This is real firepower!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Should have had all the already. I mean just like a minute and a half
I
That was
That's every delicate they give you
Plus I
I think there was a lot of holes here, no?
They should have like that thing here.
No, no, no, I thought I got one of the gapers.
I'm just saying, the first one should be really good here.
It's a bad point.
Oh, you did it.
Nice.
On site, on site.
Oh, dude.
Just to bring easy.
Not sure I did it right, no?
It's reverse reverse then no more for a second
Every game except for one
Lumbamina
I'm flat one.
Alright, what skin it?
Alright, I'll lay back with it.
Yep, you're good.
Oh, I'll see you in a minute then.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
skin it oh really Jesus wait oh my the underbought really I thought that was
That's crazy
Yeah
49 months, can you please play a good game for once all right?
All right, oh that was all right
That, um, yeah, check before you begin as you eat your food.
What's your emergency?
Um, maybe I'll just...
No, she responds to a high school for a 14-year-old student who allegedly assaulted her own teacher.
Good morning, sir.
Good morning, how are you?
Oh, you took care of it Friday.
How are you?
Uh, and you?
Uh, I've been better, but thanks.
Mr. Dave!
Your company has arrived.
Excellent. Thank you, I appreciate it.
Welcome.
I've been looking for you here in just a second, and I just downloaded the video.
So how's your day going?
Well, let's see.
I'm starting off here.
He didn't even write the statement.
He said it was a term.
I'll be honest with you.
Let me see it.
You're not hurt?
No injuries?
Yeah, I'm not.
I just took the tissue out just now.
OK, let's put it in.
So how much time is it?
He's more.
Where he at?
He's standing right here.
This is the best angle we have.
Anaya, who ends up punching, that's
the top of her head right there.
in the red and you're going to see his head move back right there.
Yes, I will.
Okay, now let me show you the other incident that happened with her.
This is the same girl.
So what's her malfunction there?
It's like, oh, 10 years from now, that's how she responded to it.
I assess it's in school, suspension.
She called that at all?
Right, now I think she's in a classroom, I'm not 100% sure.
She's in a class, she's actually in class?
Yeah.
You want, what do you want to be prosecuted?
What triggered her to hit you?
I was shocked at that.
Because I was putting all the students in.
What all those students were going into?
You know, those students were going back.
And I was just standing there with no will.
And I told her, you know what I said?
And she just...
Man, I didn't see her coming.
But you literally, you know when somebody's acting, you don't see it coming.
I'm just standing there saying, okay, go through Cal.
The guy, Cal, get behind me.
She connected with them as well.
And she hit me, because I guess I...
That's what I call her daughter is, I call her daughter is, she said is it your fault?
Yes.
Mother said her phone would be on whatever happened.
I said, well, you know, we're going to call her.
That's what she did was, you know, she assaulted Sad.
She explained the process to her mother as well, that I didn't give her ISS, but I read
the list of the teachers that gave her ISS.
That's part of my responsibility against this stuff.
See if you can have ISS.
Sure.
Follow up with them at ISS.
Let me get started on the straighter part.
Thank you.
I'll be back in a few minutes.
Thank you.
Yep, thanks, sir.
You guys got better things in the morning.
No worries.
No worries, sir.
After the officer finishes his paperwork, he re-enters the high school, ready to transport the 14-year-old to a juvenile facility.
See you later.
Are you ready?
Yeah, let me find out where she is. Come on in and see if I can find her on the camera.
She doesn't know?
I haven't seen anything to her.
I've been busy downloading video.
She is down here and it's class for me. I can park it down there.
Is there anything else you need?
If you want to send us the video to my email, it would be easier if I didn't.
She is one of these friends students or yeah, I can have somebody bring her out to the lobby
Or if you want to bring her in you actually talk to her before I come in to come up
So she's not slamming with us hurt if that makes sense. I'll just go ahead
The student is now sent out of class down the hallway so the officer can make contact with her
I just thought that service was...
White guys, white guys, black guys.
They're over the same.
They're back to class.
So you told her I'm there?
All right.
I'm going to f**king come with me.
Ooh, wow.
Let me start.
You want to comply?
You want to comply?
You want to comply?
You can touch me, buddy.
Go to jail, and you can come back down.
Hey, send me!
Turn around.
I'm not going to jail if I ain't do nothing.
None?
None of them live in a similar unit.
Excuse me.
Call my mom about it.
I don't know where 12.
Call my mom about it.
Do nothing!
I'm not going to see her and fight you because I need you.
Shut the f*** up, talk to me!
Excuse me?
Shut the f*** up, talk to me!
I'm not gonna need this.
What the fuck?
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm fighting for him.
I'm getting around.
Why are you so...
I'm not gonna die.
Okay, that's actually insane.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna get rid of that.
That's right.
I'm gonna get rid of that.
Okay, well that is good.
Oh, that guy looks hopeless.
You weak as f***.
Oh, my mom.
You weak as f***, bro.
Here we go.
Miss Cindy, bro. Miss Cindy, bro.
I can respect you, I've been talking to you about that.
Miss Cindy!
I'm just enjoying it, baby.
There should be a rule.
You can't do all that and talk all this shit like that.
You want to act this stuff up and then cry.
You can cry as mine.
Christ, man, but you cannot do the protocol.
What happened to you?
Miss Cindy, I didn't even hit a punch on my knee.
What kind of a person you are?
Miss Cindy, I didn't do anything.
You can't let them do the thing.
I didn't do anything, Miss Cindy.
Miss Cindy, I didn't do anything.
I know. You should have hit a cop like that.
I didn't even push him.
I'm not just glad to go to this place.
I'm not even putting my hands on him.
Mr. Higbo.
If I tried to come out that age,
well, the least of my worries would be juvenile detention or whatever.
I'd be the least of my worries.
Mr. Higbo.
We're in effort to keep you free.
That's fair.
I know our lives would be better for you.
Mr. Higbo.
This city is awful.
I know what you're after you for, I know you don't, but you're in here.
Due to the student being 14 years old, the officer's supervisors are called to the scene
to discuss the use of force.
So, I started walking around her mouth and I just wanted to shake my tazer and just
let it, I didn't want to pull it but I pulled that.
I didn't want to push her hand.
And I turned it off but I didn't care that.
Alright, I just put it back in this one hand and gone.
Where's she at?
Right over there.
How's she acting right now?
She's not being ahead of us a lot right now.
She can't breathe.
She's not right behind us at all.
It ripped off.
Did you guys land on it?
on it. Yeah. So it's not, it's not working. It's working. So it's ready. There's your
right now. Because guys, we're getting a story pretty accurately, right? But the way he
speaks, if it was me, I think he's lying. I don't know why he's, it is just, it is
non-verbal. The way he speaks, it's just, it's not, I mean, it's, it's not like he's lying.
She's not saying she's heard or anything. I think they've got to talk to her just to
make sure she's not injured or anything else. Probably we need some force. You're good.
I've been doing it for a minute or so, so she's at 20 inches or now.
Yes, young man!
Yeah.
Basically, someone got all the statements I needed for the assault.
She was still in the classroom.
I came back afternoon to my paperwork and I went back in and said,
hey, why don't you go get her and tell her to first try to destroy her?
No, no, nothing's like that.
We watch the video for her.
I know it's not true.
He brings her down.
She's just pacing the hallway and from there, now I'm going back to the classroom and I'm
going back along and all this fun stuff.
And I went a few minutes and then I mentioned I followed her because she couldn't get anywhere.
She just started around her mouth and I pulled my tager out and turned it on.
She's like, I ain't afraid of that tager.
You know, I ain't afraid of it.
I just put it back in and just go hand it on.
Trying to gain compliance because she kept pulling on.
And I had to help from Dave and bring her against the ball and I threw her to the ground.
What's her name?
Anita or Mr. I just called her Mr.
Mr.
That's who she is.
You didn't even say that, did you?
No, I didn't.
She's right here?
Yeah.
the
Are you hurting anyway, man? I gotta just make sure you're not hurt. Are you hurt in any way?
Do you need an ambulance for any reason?
All right, man, do you need an ambulance for any reason? Are you hurt?
work. Are you okay? Other than the fact you're in handcuffs? Are you injured? No? Do you
need something we can help you out with medically right now?
Alright.
So you're okay?
Okay.
Thank you, Mr.
She says she's not hurt. Well, she's shook her head, I guess, and now she's going to
Attack on the resistance then?
That didn't exist thing in the stall.
OK.
Where's that?
In his hand.
There he is.
Doing well.
Yeah, backpacking.
Nice.
Yeah, I don't even know what I'm talking about.
That's not enough for books though, no?
How do you get a book with that?
I'll get it at my dad.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
It's good for you, sir.
Yeah.
Appreciate it.
The suspect, 14-year-old Anaya,
was charged with assault and resisting arrest.
She is presumed innocent unless proven guilty
in a court of law.
In most states, this doesn't just mean rust off.
You're looking at charges like assault,
resisting possible time in juvenile detention,
probation, and court order programs.
But once this crosses into the legal system,
even as a juvenile, it changes everything.
And now there's a record that can follow her
her into adulthood depending on how it handled and once a juvenile enters the system it can
normalize the process and i can tell you i've been a juvenile court numerous times for the same person
all right i'm gonna say something that might hit a little close for some people a lot of parents
rush to defend their child before they even understand what's actually happening right there
that's where this kind of behavior starts to grow because in my opinion this didn't seem like it was
a bad moment this appeared as if it was just another day this is a lack of structure inconsistent
accountability and when real authority showed up there was no breaks whatever spots verbal escalation
even inviting force that's not confidence
Who never really had consequences in a way that sticks fear starts to drop and that line between I shouldn't and I'll just deal with the
Consequences gets thinner and thinner so I gotta read it in some rights
Are you building discipline at home?
Are you leaving it for the cops to figure out and by then it might be too late?
All right
Um
I
But but but but the tablet is one good
And there's this sound before though
Like like this is like a 931 p.m. This is like a
It's like a rescue on a yummy like what like what it's bad
Marriage is like the lottery
I'm not a nice one. What do you think that?
I'm pretty sure we won't really want to say that a lot dislikes that is a lot
that's a lot of dislikes that's crazy yeah that's a fucking dislikes
Um
Do it is it on watch day is fuck all right
Jack give me like one good one tell you what one stuff all the crowd is that these lights are very like dirt
Okay, there only lights in the video is good, but dislikes usually means if it was bad that it doesn't make sense
He's leaving big dog.
He called me big dog.
He called citizens involved.
Is this America?
Is it the good guy that has the eye on the shit?
Oh, yeah.
She would never touch him.
You're ugly, bud.
What?
Is it the guy that has the eye on the left one?
He's used to leave when asked.
Yeah. Pretty sure it is. So he was out here. One of our guards made a water rescue on him. He was out there exceeding, you know, we're going to make contact, make sure he's okay and bring him in closer. All right. So guard makes contact. I should have kind of lasted as he was already back on, but he was in altercation with our guards. Then he started yelling back and forth with some families.
S U H what? A. I. Anyway, um, yeah, but you're perfect that
Because all the other ones are for the other one. I mean, I like to do much. Yeah
Charlie, this one was gonna whatever
It's probably four hours apart. We're here for because I paid 50 hours. I was that
Yeah, who was was that? Yeah. What's a holiday? I paid 20 bucks there and when I brought it in I told them
Okay, no and no all right
On March 13th 2025 in Norwich, Connecticut a trooper spots a black Subaru
Which we watch it the next year
That's supposed to watch it
All right
What's on it?
Uh the evil one which one?
Evil
I
What just yeah, I mean wait, how would you know still my partner right now you tonight
It's a race against time when Ohio police respond to an emergency
Kidnapped in broad daylight, but his investigators close in they uncover a shocking revelation that no one saw coming
The following report is based on official police records released to date and some of
the footage has never been seen before until now.
It's around 5.30 p.m. on September 17, 2025 when the caller, Chase, continues explaining
what happened.
Here's what I don't understand. Can you can you tell me if he's threatening you with a knife? Why did she get in the car with him?
Because she's taking the car. I don't know if you fucking with let me go. Okay. No, no, no, no, no answer my question
Did he did she willingly get in with him or did he force her to get in?
It was I don't understand. It was quick as hell. I don't know. He's had the knife
He had the knife Chase tells the Jackson Township police that his 31 year old girlfriend Kayla Guilts
went to confront a man after he threatened to kill her and her family.
That's when Kayla was allegedly taken hostage in her own vehicle.
The suspect, 38-year-old Jamie Triplett Jr. is a registered sex offender and convicted felon.
Kayla met Jamie while she was working at Stark Regional Community Correction Center where he was an inmate.
I called you guys earlier and you sent an autograph. I told you this was gonna happen.
17 months slow. I told you.
What? Why?
I told you he was threatening me. I told you. I told you he was gonna kill my family.
all right well I'm not chasing anybody I just need to make sure she's okay okay
but you are chasing that earlier today chase contact the police to alert them
about Jamie's violent threats the responding officer told chase to
contact them if Jamie showed up at his house and that they may be able to
pursue charges against Jamie and decided to follow his girlfriend Kayla when
she confronted Jamie herself.
Okay, you kind of just f*****g my face.
What happened?
I called her and told her what he said to me on the phone.
Okay, what's happening?
I told her I was a retarded kid and she snapped.
I told you in person, she said, I'm going over there.
Meet me over there to beat him up and this is what I told her.
Be a text.
I told her don't go over there, do not go over there.
Come home, come home, come home, come home.
I go over there he's in the car with her I open the door and he pulls a knife out on me she jumps out of the car
Oh
No, he's just sleeping together go over there. Do not go over there come home come home come home come home come home
I go over there
Okay, because she went there by herself in the car with her. I open the door and he pulls a knife out on me
She jumps out of the car
He gets out the car trying to stab me and he starts chasing her around
This is how you're gonna do me you're gonna do me like this. I go to call the police
He gets him driver seat turns her car on goes and steal it says get in the car
Nice, I don't know. She's still my car. He's still my car
And she got a car what?
But he's in the car and he's gonna have to come in because he has got a nice sitting down
He's like long-range like that. She did this SOS SOS and the phone got thrown up door
So here's here's where you just put me in a really
He might not even get charged with agmasse now. I'm here. I don't care about the charges
Okay, but listen here
Okay, but listen if you if we would have got him agg-messing charges he will
went back to prison that's what I'm trying to tell you. At this point I just
wanted to be safe. Stole a car. He's driving your car. What? Right now.
Chow, wouldn't both be bad though? Like if somebody doesn't need messing
that's a crime and somebody's brutality is by going over to the house and they
didn't charge both. No? I mean I don't think it negates the first one. I mean.
full speed tried to run me over in the process of leaving chase was she forced
in the car did she get in the car willingly at the night he had the knife
at her and toward to get in the car so forced I don't want her to get her so
we're gonna have to enter her as missing in danger so because she likes yeah
without the window on 77 how do you know she threw out the window Kayla's boyfriend
chase who is the father of her child tells the officers that he has been
tracking Kayla's cell phone through a location sharing app,
and it hasn't updated since she was taken away by Jamie.
There's now a race to find Kayla,
who officers believe is still with Jamie,
who according to court documents,
recently served 13 years of a 20 year prison sentence
for the kidnapping and rape of another woman.
Jamie was released under community control
only a few weeks ago.
I tried to follow that.
We sent her.
Why would you go over?
I was, she is managed by Polar VPD,
I told her what she said, what he said to us earlier about how he's going to kill our reported son.
And she said, I'm going over there. It's a great high-unday. I don't even know what it is.
Okay, that's okay.
With the search underway, officers check motels and talk to family and friends.
According to police records, that night they visit Jamie's uncle who owns an auto shop,
which is where Jamie had taken his last kidnapping victim.
He lives here because he reports in night and day to the police.
According to police records, a drone operator is called to check the surrounding areas for
Kayla, Jamie, or other evidence, but there is no luck. With few promising leads,
officers comb through surveillance footage at local businesses, hoping to uncover clues that
could pinpoint Kayla and Jamie's whereabouts. That's the guy, right? Yeah, was the girl,
did they say the girl was wearing a dress? All right, well, I got a female male pulled up,
male's wearing a white hat, he's in the passenger seat with the female and a great
I want to say it's like a dark gray cheese driving.
Okay, yeah, that's her.
The next day, police contact Kayla's bank and learn that her debit card was used at a convenience store
and to check into a motel only a few miles away from Jamie's residence.
Officers surround the property as fears over Kayla's safety intensify.
Hands, hands, hands, hands!
On the ground!
Get on the ground!
Put your hands on your back.
Get on the ground!
What's your name?
I wanted custody.
Anybody else in the room?
No.
Crap, man.
Go ahead.
On your side.
Okay, bend your knees.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, bend your knees.
You okay?
Yes, sir.
Okay, stand up.
So you understand your words.
You still want to talk to me?
Yes, sir.
What happened?
See, I don't really know.
When me and her, she's got like a man.
I'm like a side.
For me, it came up on me.
I was trying to jerk me out of the car.
The man said that he had a gun.
So I don't know if that's over.
I don't know if the situation is.
That's there.
He said he had it this time.
It came there.
So like, are you?
Kaila is found unharmed besides bruising she says was inflicted by Jamie, who grabbed
her and pulled her into the car when she tried to flee.
But as the investigation unfolds, officers begin to unravel the surprising history that's
shared between Kayla and Jamie.
I want to make sure you aren't sexually assaulted.
We aren't sexually assaulted.
You're not here against your will.
No.
Are you sure?
I'm not going to tell you any time.
I can't hear you right now.
I promise it's not going to change.
According to Kayla, she and Jamie traveled to several locations in her car, including
a place to buy alcohol where Kayla used her ID and bank card in hopes to leave a trail
behind for investigators. Throughout the day, Jamie warned Kayla not to make a scene in public.
Once they checked into the motel, Jamie asked Kayla if he could kiss her.
Kayla said she agreed and that she passively participated in sex with Jamie, and he did not
force her into it. So how do you know this film? That girl I've worked with on seven months. Seven
months. Two of the sisters out of baby dad. Yeah. Where'd you meet her? I met her in a social
center. Brother! Brother! According to Kayla, she and Jamie met when he was transferred to the jail
where Kayla was working as a student social worker. Kayla said Jamie started writing her notes and
that she ultimately lost her job because of him. In one message sent from Jamie to Kayla it read,
I love you, I'm not giving up on you, I will show up at your house.
This is a confusing thing because he's seeing that girl. I guess she still is with her boyfriend
or something and she was stayed a couple nights with him at the motel. Her boyfriend came over
there and said I wanted her to come back home and he suddenly got up and
sleeping together. I don't understand any of this.
That's why I was wondering if she reported that or if she's reporting that because I know there was a situation.
If this is true, you can only just say, old son for some short fat knob.
Phil Spartman. Yeah, but also also also what about the call though? The then one call was
crazy though that she was yelling and shit like like like her life was in danger like why would you
if the whole the whole plot is that thing against your will what would you call the couple in
yourself doing it it doesn't even make sense. I'll see what's going wrong and stop. Kayla said
tensions escalated between Jamie and her boyfriend Chase after Jamie threatened to kill her her son
and Chase. Kayla confronted Jamie about the threats before he drove away with her in her car.
Although she dialed 911 Kayla is still adamant that she willingly got into the car with Jamie.
But no, no, no, that doesn't make sense, that doesn't make sense though!
No!
That's fine.
No!
That's fine!
That's fine!
That's fine!
That's fine!
That's fine!
That's fine!
That's fine!
That's fine!
Hello?
So why was your phone thrown out in 1977?
Because he didn't almost track.
Did you do that or him?
Did you take it so you couldn't call anybody?
I don't think they took it so I didn't call anybody.
I don't, that wasn't the intention there.
I have like 360 on my phone. I have Apple all the other tracking stuff. What?
Okay, that's okay. I get it. That's what initially happened, right?
But then she knows that she's found probation or anything. She doesn't want to get into trouble,
right? And she kind of like loves him or something shit like that. So she's trying to, she's trying to
mention that the first part of it is all, oh yeah, whatever. But then, you know what I mean?
It's a stone. I don't want to ruin anybody's life. Yeah, but what happened? He was making you go with
him? He had my car and I didn't want my car to get stolen and I was just trying to calm him down,
make him stop. I didn't want him to fit in my car on my sweet trees. I just, I was scared. I cared
about him, get shared about it.
Yeah, I'm just unsure how you guys got here.
So what is it that I'm getting arrested right here for, sir?
I thought the one talking man,
I'm not willing to meet with the chairman.
You're saying right now,
it's talking official business stuff?
He's trying to call and put some more s*** on me.
Officers at the scene revisit Kayla to share their concerns about her claim
that she was not kidnapped by Jamie.
Either you were part of this and you are okay with the fact that he said he's gonna kill the father of your child or
You were a victim in this. I don't see it much of a middle ground
I agree there's some area either part of this problem, which is him hiding and threatening to kill people or
You're a victim
So, I mean, I wish I could lie and tell you it's good. It's definitely not good.
He's going to jail.
I mean...
I just didn't want to be another girl to put him away.
He just lived 13 years away.
Every piece as he didn't do whatever.
If that's how I met him, handed over to us, our triple C.
I was working there.
I'm not, I'm not a client f***er. I'm not an inmate f***er.
You know what I mean?
According to police records, Kayla admits...
What?
I'm not a client f***er. I'm not an inmate f***er.
You know what I mean?
According to police records,
Kayla admits in text messages that she has been in contact with Jamie since his release.
At some point they ended up having sex and Kayla said quote, the f**k show was off to
the races until he was mean, nasty and threatening.
I'm a social work student, I'm in my master's program, I'm like so super interested in law
and criminal justice, all this stuff.
And you talk about wanting to like review his transcripts together and try and find constitutional
errors and like I'm a dork, I thought that f**k was cool.
Well, that's how we ended up talking.
That's how we ended up establishing a report.
I did care about the person.
Shut a report of this back in March.
OK, that's a friendship.
No, he didn't back me back then.
No, I just shut a reported involvement with him.
I shouldn't have just nipped it in the butt.
I told you before, I'm going to say it again.
Involvement with him.
I shouldn't have just nipped it in the butt.
I told you before, I'm going to say it again.
Don't contact her.
It's not going to look good if you call her, okay?
And I told her not to contact you.
How can you tell us to have no contact?
That's what I'm curious about.
This is not a no contact order.
This is me talking to you as a person telling me,
I recommend you don't reach out to her.
Because if you reach out to her and somebody views that
as you trying to change her mind on something,
it could be considered witness or victim tampering.
Police records show that Jamie attempted to contact Kayla days after his arrest.
According to court records, 38-year-old Jamie Triplett Jr. was found guilty of tampering
with evidence, disrupting public services, aggravated menacing, and two counts of criminal
damaging or endangering.
He was sentenced to 42 months in prison in that case, to be served consecutively to the
sentence from his 2012 case.
After his community control was revoked in the 2012 case, the court reimposed 10 years
for rape, 10 years for kidnapping, and 180 days for assault. 10 years of that sentence
are mandatory, and he will become eligible for parole in 2035.
Holy shit.
And in his exclusive interview, Kayla said that she still cares.
Oh, this guy gets out of jail, and he gets tepied back in like he's your GTA, man. Like,
that's crazy.
Jamie, and considers him a friend, she said that she has spoken to Jamie since his trial.
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all right all right check what else we got look at the games this time discord
all right let me check um I didn't like the last one they they they show me the other
more of them here, but not just for this.
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I think my only pet peep with it is it looks kind of dark.
It looks a little rough, though.
Three more.
There's another one of those Unity flips.
There's a Roblox game.
That's rougher.
Okay, next.
I'm gonna do that guy, it looks rougher.
Fifty big ones, can I please get a welcome to the jungle, kind sir?
How's it going?
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I did is potential that to be a great game. I mean normally the city to play it. No, I
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I didn't know that one. The clip dug in? Yeah.
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I mean, we give it a shot. I mean, usually fishing games are good, but maybe I just like fishing games.
So, I do voodoo fishing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, I did my homework.
Hope you're having a good day, excuse me now.
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copy paste like meh.
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Like there has to be no I'll do the other game later. So it's yours the next day young
Some of them are good like leave the company. What's a good one? Oh
Where's that
about to clock in for my shift in the hospital you are can I get a welcome to
the jungle for a good shift an adventure map that I'm not yet I'm good a little
bit I'll haul up now that I mean it's really on wait is this just on
Okay, I'll put in the bluefish, brother.
Is this a good no-game?
Ooh, 2D is usually not...
Oh my god, that game is so basic, oh my god.
That was very basic.
get it because we're about to get my fishing or we could get some bass bass that's good
bass yeah I mean that is good
I just got to change my phone.
Did you get a jack?
Because there's bass on the type of fish.
And bass is also the sound that you were hearing during the intro.
Edit character.
Okay, skin color.
Could you guard Victor when ban you armor?
Yeah.
Um, oh look fucking sick to hold on
Stop spinning around with a sucker
Those are busty
Okay, that's hard
Yeah, but do I have to have the hat like that
Dude, dude, I like this game's art style, like this game's cooked.
It reminds me of Lavender Town or whatever that game was called.
What the fuck are those?
Yo, those noses are crazy.
Buddy, what the fuck are those noses?
Like that's crazy.
Okay, brother, that looks like a dick.
Whoa.
I'm looking for a good...
I like the weight.
Ah, that's cool.
Holy.
Stop moving.
I hate when he moves.
Stop fucking moving.
Is it not like, I was happy?
Oh, I'm looking at the colors you can put it in.
Hair color!
That's not too bad.
Oh, I like some of these.
I like this one.
Hold on.
What the fuck are these?
Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I spent much of my time doing this.
I like this one.
What is this shit?
Oh, oh, that's fucking hard.
Okay, I cooked hard.
I fucking cooked.
Potato Head.
Chet, look at her knock!
65 months.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Yeah, you-you-you don't like it?
I just like my character I made it so.
So they actually, actually hated so.
Holy shit, that is like your character.
Shut up you jack, man shut the fuck up.
Thanks for no reason at all.
I like this one's cute!
One.
Jack, nope!
I
I finished yo, I look fucking cool as shit. All right, let's hit it
How do I join yo, I am a bird
You're off line there
I'm like lagging a little bit, you know, let me just lower my lights
Okay, you're gonna cut me for how I looked and you can make some bullshit. That is trash dog
It's just awful
What are you talking about bro? I literally made the stair in my house and I thought about the joke pre-hand to go and stare at you.
There's fucking layers to this bro. Jesus.
So what?
There's layers to this.
I can barely hear you.
What now?
Yo.
Yo son, I gotcha.
I said I set this up.
No, I heard you the stare emo
Yeah, but it's just it's just bad like it like is that me anywhere in this game hold on on there's layers to this sonion
Where's I've heard that I'll make you join the same without him
This looks kind of sick.
What is this? I think this looks nice, I think it looks actually cute.
I need fish.
Okay, hold on.
This guy buys our fish. What?
Go to controls, they're looking for controls.
Bass, you're so funny.
You should be a...
Yeah, fight with the fish.
Just fucking kidding, you already are one with how bad you are at every game ever.
You should suck my balls.
Thanks to the inverted exclamation mark.
I don't know. Oh, fishing pole!
How? Oh, pink.
And boom. And...
I
Have to hook it
Magic vision with your pole
Yep
How do you reel that though?
Scroll and just do
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Come on
That's a keeper. Oh my god. Look at this in my cool red slime. I'm gonna go sell that. Hey buy that
Hey, buy that bro. No, you gotta put it in your stash. Oh
Oh
That's cute man
Hey, man by that
You want to buy this um is there a bugger?
I did it is there bug you give me three senses that is a bugger. I got 30 cents as well
I got all about my tackle box. I got some tackle in here
I'm gonna get a chewed gumball fudge it
I'm gonna go with the lip ball
I'm gonna give it a shot. Okay, uh
With your lint boy, I was made for lip lip ball. Okay. Oh
The real one oh
What that's what you do it? That's what did you have when you're in the um in the river?
Yeah, fly fishing
Yeah, yeah my grandma would do that
Grandma, huh? Really my grandpa bitch ass
Okay
I'm ready
Select the fish from the page. Okay, where J journal
J. No, there's more than the fishes. I don't want to know the fishes
Well, you have to know because it'll tell you where you must go. I don't fucking want you
What if I just fish you?
no fuck off no I wish it didn't tell us man it's part of it's just it's part of
the mystery
I think I could I could do better than I know
hold on a minute come on I think there's there's something nibbling
What the fuck are you doing? Hello?
I thought I was
From my perspective, I thought I was controlling the hook
Oh, I was moving, you know, I mean
Chas that one it didn't go more
I'll invite oh man
No, no, I didn't even invite Jesse's how I'll well he's in the demo we bought the game
Yeah, we love the game
Look you can move that look no no, oh my just bad
Okay
Come on
Oh
Come on how do you shoot it so far by the way, I try best to be good. I'm not getting
Let me let me let me buy them and we probably have to look at this. No, oh
Me you're not online on semen
Invite to play, I'm by you.
Caution, the waters are deadly. If you die, or you lose any fish or tackle, you are carrying them.
No, that's not it. I don't like it. I don't like it. Go back.
Are you gonna go to Kenya in Tampa, Florida?
I don't like this.
Bad, let me do this again, um, oh yeah.
Oh man.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No!
How do I fix it?
It's not working it just throw it low nice throw low just throw it low nice throw low
Just throw it low nice throw low just throw it long nice throw now
No what hello
Okay, this one is shit
Don't really need to play me.
Catch Kraken, no balls.
Yes! Oh my god!
Just don't be dog...Hello?
It wasn't me so quiet in this stupid game.
And then he's unimaginably getting fish, motherfucker.
Hold on.
Welcome me to the Jungle King, big fifty-
Stick it out!
Hey, motherfucker!
Stop!
Is that a bummer?
Get yourself a rod, get yourself a stool, and start fishing.
But man, I like to include it.
I include it tonight.
Yeah, trout.
I have money.
I got money now, bitch.
It's all that yapping over here. Oh, yo, I can buy some shit
Oh
No check this is a real fish. I'm gonna say I'm gonna save my money
I'm gonna try to get um, maybe chewed gum with a
The old rod
Yeah, that's good.
I don't get it.
I don't get how to do it.
Actually, I have to teach me, bro.
What do you mean?
How do I cast it far?
You have to flick it!
Like the...
No.
Help.
You can't.
You can't, man.
What?
Oh
I got it like a Christmas sienna
That's bullshit
Where would you go? What you got?
Guys guys guys watch out
Guys everybody hide hide
Why did I get look
look look oh I hear him I don't think he's close though I think we're good
is that it right next to me yeah you're dead
maybe maybe I can catch it wait hold up hold on a second
come on I bought me a muck mouth bro no it's worth nothing you X you give me a
Welcome to the jungle equals you get a rare fish deal
Where the fish is that oh shit is a bad one is a bad one. Yeah, go real go real when it's not what it's pulling
Come on there. Shh. Wait what a
a sprocket is that good I got a I got a muck mouse bro oh my god how much
that can be worth it that's not bad a sprocket that's not bad at all
Got me one that looks like a catfish
Checking us the money
Come on
Where's the fish I
I got another Mock.
Oh, I'm right.
I got a Mud Muncher.
Brother, it's over.
I'm about to make a bank.
I'm going to sell everything right now.
What?
What did you have?
61 cents.
Yeah, you're poor.
Watch this.
I'm about to buy some real shit now.
Don't fucking call me poor, Broke.
Yeah, I didn't have that strong.
I didn't know if it's strong or not I can't use it Swiss army move I think I like to the
Swiss army runner whoa some real steel I'm gonna go into the journey 38 it said two dollars
out of reroll I'm fucking broke as shit buddy how do you make money this is so expensive
All right, I'm gonna start being more dangerous with my shit.
Bro, go into your book.
No, I don't want to do that.
Go into your book.
I don't want to do that.
The TV will teach you the proper recipes.
No, but you go to recipes.
Please watch it.
Jay, recipes.
See that?
No, I had a sprocket.
No, I had a sprocket!
That's rare shit!
Oh my god, I threw the game.
You had something that could make something?
something yep yep
Wait, we can go over there
Hold on. Yo, you can go over there. Wait, hold up. Should I buy this hot dog wait? They got a hot dog tackle
Yeah, of course, my life on dog
What I damn pass on my bitch wait hold on a second though. What do you?
Yeah, of course, money to eat a hot dog
Oh
Probably not
So why am I casting so fucking short
I think I'm just playing bad
You see that
Not a little
Keep that
Dude! Maybe I'm just fucking stupid!
Maybe. I don't know. Maybe.
Watch this!
That's good! That's good!
He's watching us, Tommy.
The hell that noise.
Oh, he's coming up to you?
What the hell is that?
Wait, maybe he'll eat your thing.
He actually seems kind of nice.
He actually seems kind of nice.
What the hell is that, motherfucker?
Uh-oh.
Guys!
Guys!
Uh-oh.
I
Know you harpoon it
Maybe I don't I'm gonna try one thing
I'm gonna try to jump on it
Like with dangerous water shot
Bro that was so scared
Oh my god, I got a prince I got a prince
a prince it says a hype or rare fuck you bitch
Your Jez is getting caught in the inn forever.
I need your Killegevus.
Oh.
Oh.
The scene was over 30 seconds ago, buddy.
there's no fish here so why is there something that have a tackle
I'm buying a new tackle, this thing sucks.
Oh my god, is that...
Sir?
Yes sir.
That was huge.
Hot dog time, bitch.
They're not gonna bite my shit?
I
Where are the fish
Oh my god!
I have a sprocket!
I'm fucking rich, let's watch out.
Wait
Wait a minute hold on
So we can't go there yet
Oh
By your chat
There's no fish anywhere in this fucking game dude
Oh, that'll count as if I'm under the sun, but I'm not.
I think I'm not cheating.
Oh, these base only in the work here.
That's why.
How do you know though? How do you know where what beats work where because this
late I think it's like a late game spot I'm at
and
Yeah, it's bullshit another prince I mean this is bullshit
Okay, and you're getting too poor. I got a guppy.
Like...
Let me make him come by now and get a shit.
Where the fuck is the fish?
Oh my god, that's a masculine cast!
How do you do that?
I just flipped it nice.
I don't know what that means, man. I'm trying to do that.
Look upwards.
I can't flick this shit, bro.
Can I now use my grapple and input a...
Wallet can't finish it, but...
Mobile objects.
Oh, oh, like this?
Over there?
Oh my god!
20...
I've literally been trying to get that this whole time and you just got it.
Now that is just weird.
22 cents?
Oh, that's just fucking weird.
Wait a minute, but I only have 22 cents in this shit!
Uh...
Fuck this bucket, I'm gonna die.
How do I not survive on my sprocket?
I'm gonna fuck.
Nope.
I want to get shit off the ground.
Okay, let's just fucking on progressing here.
Let's just get normal shit.
Let's get normal fish and then buy some something, okay?
Are you serious?
I just lost my fucking hot dog!
Son of a bitch!
Another stupid fucking prod!
Like what the hot dog was doing work, bro.
What are you about that way?
over here I was using a hotdog for a minute
oh move please
hey give me one second
buddy my hotdog is freaking broke I'm gonna take the turkey
turkey leg is $16
the fuck what about what about joint booger
huge fan can I get a welcome to the forest
Wait some of those look good
Okay, okay, I'll bite them on that you have a sprout you have a sprocket, right? No, not anymore. I saw there's a little
Wait, if you okay, this just cost me a fortune this stop selling it
I think so selling it okay, but this is causing a fortune this must
Come on. I
Need this
That's a good gasp!
Use up all my stuff.
Come on.
Come on.
I mean, hello?
That cost me a fortune!
Yo Jesse, if you build that game, does it take your bait out?
Oh
Have you tried catching anything? Oh, no chat. Do I have something I get it at because look
It's too heavy I think
Five pound sprocket
Yeah, but what do you do with it? Like, how do you keep it?
I have it in my hand. I think you build with it somehow.
Hold on, I'm gonna put it in my thing.
No, I mounted it there!
But now how do I...
Oh, you do it in here?
No, that's like...
Nah, that's like an item. That's like to show off an item, bro.
You are trolling.
Um...
Okay, my warm is in it.
I don't know how to do it.
Are you putting it in the filter?
What? Wait, what? No, no, no!
I'm done dude. I'm not...
I lost 80 cents a fucking big 80 cents
Wait hold on a second. How do you pull something out of your box? You can't you catch you can't you can't you can't you
Are you serious?
I'm sick
Wait, what was that green?
A sandy daddy
You got a sandy daddy
Yeah
Oh my god, a big mud!
But I am cooking!
And I'm done!
But there has to be better fish than this shit!
A dollar?!
Cheap mother fucker, I'm gonna fucking come back and do some shit.
Seven dollars for this.
Che, do I save this for this?
Um, okay, how about I invest in a shuttlecock and I go for it?
Look, it's gambling.
Fuck it, I'll report.
Come on.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yes!
Yes!
Brown sucker!
Brown sucker!
Yes!
It's huge!
I got a brown pup sucker!
I got a brown pup sucker!
I got a brown pup sucker!
Was that a nice name?
That's just a murder.
This is just a murder.
How much is that worth, it'll be worth it.
All right.
I'm trying to get this.
How do you get that?
I can't make it, can I?
I can't.
Okay, let's just do another shuttlecock with the normal reel.
No one's too fragile.
Use it a what?
A shuttlecock!
Alright.
Another mud man.
Like I don't care a mud, we don't care about this shit man.
Why is there a mini boat?
What about the mini boat?
Oh my god!
Stony sucker!
Oh my god, brother man!
What are you doing? You going about there?
30 pounds!
Any recipes?
I
Was a store fish was either that I
Don't get it. No, I think we're missing something big here. No, we're not I'm making three dollars a pop up
I'm making three dollars a cash
cuz you need to be good what the fuck do you mean by be good like why do you
just keep saying that just just like do how much is it like a $60 I'm gonna
I'm going to re-roll the shop, okay?
And give.
If you ever need help in a game, I have to hold your hand like a child
and tell you every single thing. I ask you one thing, it's just be good.
Like, what?
Buddy, buddy, okay, just use...
fuck you bro you go by bait by bait man oh my god oh man what is that I'm a
bitch I don't know what the hell that is oh my god
Swap dog! Swap dog! It's only a grain though. Water cast, oh my god.
And then can't do that
It's gonna break it's gonna break I just sorry fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
I'm gonna fucking cast right where you're at. I can't stop anything at all. He goes too far
Wait, wait, what are you doing?
No!
Chat, does that bait you can get anything at all?
A boot! I got a boot!
But how do you craft though? How do you craft?
I got a boot. I got a boot.
I think he's jamming.
Boots and hook.
It's like a golden hook.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, hold on.
Well, I had an idea though to check.
Be good.
Wait, was that the wrong hook?
Fork took? No, is that it?
It's a bad hook I need it.
Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking tweak out.
I'm gonna fucking tweak out.
But what do you do with this hook though?
Like, what is that good for?
I mean, it doesn't have bait on it.
I'm pretty confused.
What do I do with this freaking boot, dude?
I just sold the boot.
Brown Slop Sucker!
Brown Slop Sucker!
Brown Slop Sucker!
Is that rare?
61 cents.
Brown's not sucka again?
Alright, alright, alright, let's do a check it out.
How much money for dessert?
Not too shabby.
Okay.
Left to release the cast.
Alright, let's see, I think I'm gonna go over here.
I filled a...
What a cast!
Which one do you have?
A lot.
Chewy juicy, that exclamy bloody...
And that's what I was in.
lowing reflective erratic
I lost a four dollar
I'm gonna go catch me a legendary fish fuck this oh
My god bucket mouth it's fucking huge
are you fucking yo what a cheap fucking bitch I'm done 50 cents 50 cents
It's full down to on what?
Because you are so expensive.
It's so expensive.
I didn't even get a bit of real not not not not a real.
Well?
What the f***ing boots, man?
Wait.
Wait, where's the other boots? Where did we go?
I got a bucket mouse move aside
I'm gonna I'm gonna go back to the dangerous waters if I can make it across
Can that be good?
Can that be good?
I mean, it's a lot of pounds, but...
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Hey, bring my cooler closer.
Where's Arausa?
My god, where am I?
What is that over here?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, if I go down, I can't go back up.
Come on!
Ouch, fuck that.
Okay, come on, this is getting on it.
I don't even want that.
It's brand new!
That's good, right?
Um...
I can't make a jump, I think, but without my hands.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's ghosts over there, there's ghosts.
Yeah, yeah, you get the boat?
Come on!
Shut up, bitch-ass!
Get a fetus worth more than fucking ten cents!
I just caught a sandy daddy.
Oh, he did that.
Another fucking boot, man.
I'm already rich, you fucking dumbass.
I have like a bunch of new basic shit you got nothing you have nothing but I have a boat I have a fucking yacht in this bitch shut up
If these are your worth nothing
Like a growler dude, we don't care about a growler
Oh my god, I'm sorry, okay, let's do this
Let's do that right here. Let's just get the boat. Let's get over with it
What's up
Huh
I can't drive it though
Oh
Imagine though
Okay, this funny next winner I'm in the middle of the lake
What you get what you get
That fish that I'm almost catching over here, that's massive.
Yeah, I mean, I already got that.
It was like a 40 pack.
OK.
You mean like this?
This bucket pound fish?
No.
A big, cool month of fish.
Cap, cap, cap, cap, cap.
I know you're capping.
These are all bad though, dude.
I can't get this all at home.
What am I doing here?
Do you like fish sticks?
No.
Um...
Ghost.
XQCL.
Is that how you craft?
wants two junkies.
What are these things though?
These seats, they're everywhere.
I mean what if chat what if
Six seven you can fish in here
Force in, force in boys, force in boys.
Seven
Can't see a thing
What the hell am I going to do back home?
Just do the clavicular strat.
Go on.
I
Know I'm going I'm scared
I'm gonna go home
My god
Okay. I got it.
Okay. Good.
Dude, where am I?
Nope, nope, nope!
where the fuck am I at is that el goblin oh
Munker it's coming for me hell
Did it
So where they come from
Okay, genuinely where the fuck am I?
X can you start the stream over I just got here yeah
Okay, I'm gonna back
But I was all the way around the map?
I'm back guys I'm back guys
Guys!
Okay.
Hey, that's not bad.
Okay, bro. Okay. I figured out everything.
But I was across the map. I found like five maps.
Okay, get items. Get items, okay? We have items somewhere, like the sprockets, the boots.
Yeah, and then what? And then what?
I found where to do it, bro. Oh after the purple thing
Yeah, there's a there's a ghost if you go past the ghost
There's a cauldron and the cauldron says to bring junk
Yeah, yeah, I would have outed that that I did on it and I did that on episode three and four
Well, you're so late Jesus Christ
Anyway moving on what I need to get a
Me see
Yeah, I did that in episode 3.
The point that I have, that actually hurt though, I really thought I found all of that
on my own.
I mean, it's all good man. Just keep doing your thing man.
But the thing is now that brand new meh spinner.
Like that's going to be next one.
Oh, the back hook is there? Okay, good.
XQCL.
What's a bait caster?
What's my day?
Um...
I'm still cat in the same garbage, man.
Casts baits?
So what's a bait caster? This?
Is this a big desert?
So real.
I forgot my fucking cooler.
Why is this so complicated though?
Why do we just fish for shit?
Like like the things the things that we can get is like three like three different options. This is just annoying
Like where is the fish?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Check.
Yo watch out watch out watch out.
There's a sucker.
Watch out watch out.
There's a sucker.
If you jump it, everything else will get out.
I
Here's this boot, but what do you know it is a boot? We're doing this boot. Oh
No coffin
Holy fucking shit.
Come on!
Got me a bucket mouth.
Careful there, Felix. You gonna get...
You gonna get sucked in over there, boy.
Alright, watch this. Watch this.
Boy!
It's gonna suck you up real good over there.
Fuck, damn, what the hell is that fish?
I mean, it's getting slowly, though.
So, no, it is, it is, it is, it's frozen up.
You a bit of Rada?
I just want to catch a good fish that's like, wow, cool, like once so hard.
I don't give a shit.
It's fucking doge anyway.
It's gonna be bad anyway.
I was impatient because I don't care for it.
I don't care for it.
Yeah, and I got myself a mud corny.
I got mud corny here.
Yeah, I got it down.
I mean, in a bucket mouth, I'm gonna be an actor.
Another muddy.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What the hell?
What the hell's that?
What the hell is that?
Ain't no damn fish.
Ain't no damn fish.
Grab my things and blow it up, bro.
a fish.
Oh, look out!
Ghost, ghost, ghost.
the
grab booze by Batch hook?
you there for that?
54 months can I get a welcome?
The boot just...
The boot's gone down so I mean there's that.
There's no point going anywhere.
What is that?
That's a coffin.
I think over here is where you get boots from them because it says boots and earlier
got a boot here you know I mean well you got to use the sticky what you mean like
the baits have certain qualities on them like the gum is sticky so you use that
and it goes to the bottom of the floor and then when it goes to the bottom of
the floor then you just drag it in all right and now I have a boot I got myself
a big mud 15 pound mud like I give it in the same zone over again I get it I'm
better go crazy on this stupid ass game like where right what I mean it like
click Jay the certain fish only eat certain baits well yeah but I mean certain
areas though so you got to go for the legendary fish so you got to get the
checkered sea mob which needs glowing colorful chewy and slimy at the rock
bottom and then you go for that I'm pretty sure that's the point okay I'll
try that
is anybody gonna eat that though yeah but I think um and then like some of these
baits these like baits that you build are like the perfect baits for the
Oh
Yeah, I got a boots. Oh, I think I want that right you got a boot. Okay
I'm going home bring the boot and hold on. What do we need? We need a boot and I think I had the thing
All right, the bad hook
Oh lovely howdy border better lot and better okay
It might be selling at the I'll reroll the shop. We might just get it. No, no, no, no, no, we had it already
Yes, we do fun a shop how much is it
Don't oh the avocado one. Yeah, we do the avocado is
One dollar you could buy it
So I buy it?
Yeah.
No.
The bet hook.
Well, you can do it.
Thirteen bucks!
Yeah, do the avocado instead, because it's cheaper and you can do that.
What do you mean?
What do you mean you can do that?
I want the bet hook, and that's how we get the combo.
Yeah, but you'll get the avocado bait.
And then that'll get a fish that's really expensive, so the fish get the combo.
Okay.
But I need to go back to though
Yeah, did you buy it? Okay, let's go. I'll go with you. Yeah, but how would you how would you put it on though?
come
Wrong avocado
Really no
Okay, are you ready to go wait we might have to reroll
Okay, I got avocado I got avocado. Yeah, I have a boots model. How do you how do you
come together though? Put the boot you keep the boot in there, okay, and then do you have
an avocado or a guac? Yeah, I am. Are you sure it's an avocado? The avocado is $4 glass
It has to be a brown avocado, it's the wrong one though.
It has to be a brown avocado.
There's an avocado in here, right here, but how do you make it brown?
I don't know.
Maybe you cast it?
Oh, maybe.
I'll buy it and let it get old.
brown sucker useless very cool motor something country to save his life
stay in school chatters or you can let it sit in your inventory I think
what they did sit too much though I need to get some browns on the else
81 moments of my life
one guy
I
This is so fucking useless. Oh bad fish man. I
Have a counter now
Yeah, four bucks and then maybe on
I have $3.80's I never now
Almost I mean st. Tennessee
May one!
20 count suckra, bitch-ass.
Alright, that should be enough.
Boom.
Wait, did you keep your boot?
Two dollars!
So you only sell that, okay?
I bought the avocado.
Now I think we have to let it ripen in your inventory.
I don't know how that works.
I would be surprised if that were true, though.
If it is, that's it.
I think we should use it without bringing it in.
try it try using it what it breaks though don't break it just pull it out there and
bring it back in scroll back in scroll it it's a brown no yeah I think you gotta wait
I'm gonna be at the Texas without bringing it.
You made it guacamole now, apparently.
Wait, let me have a minute.
Check. Check.
is it guac now no okay why are they
happy laughing apparently the the
So the avocado is just an item, not a hook.
And we got shoulder yard.
Oh, cool.
Like you find that in the water.
I can't even get no more fish with this $4 hook.
I'll find me, bitch!
This is shit!
It's the same of modifiers as the other one!
Man, I can't.
I'm sick.
Fish, fish, fish.
I'm kind of fascinated by this game.
I'm quite fascinated.
Well hold on, I've got an idea. Watch this.
Watch this.
New puppet skin and serence.
Why don't we just try getting a bunch of items and just going to the lady and just
seeing what-
I don't know if you can see what happens.
I don't know if you can see what happens.
I didn't hear my loot.
Oh my God.
You're ready, I know the next words he's gonna say.
That was fun.
OH MY GOD THE GOODS!
I just got a red Bobo, bro.
Wait, do you think if I get the one over there, no?
That's all for 76 cents.
Sweet.
Just sweet
Avocado Enchant
No, I can't how I
Think you have to put it in the the cauldron with something. No, no, you can only put on the cauldron to get it out in the cooler
They're not-
Look Jay and then look at the recipe, you see how everything left-
I know what you're saying, but these are items though, they're items.
Like, I think they're a symbol hook with their items you find.
Really?
And then we just haven't found a singular one, okay?
I mean we've seen-
The baits?
Yeah, because I've seen turkey leg bait, I've seen bald eagle feet.
I've seen the Chernobyl one.
You toss your hook on it there
Yeah, maybe you like cast it or something I
Think so bro. Try to try it wait. That's I think that's one
Oh
I think we're being dumb. I think it's the hook.
We should just try it.
I mean, look.
Shrike and blue, bitch-ass.
It's like a cheese.
It's like a mousetrap cheese.
Oh, 100-year egg right there.
That's used for one of them.
That's for a...
No, it's rotten. It's rather rotten, but it's not the same thing.
Okay.
I'm not re-rolling this cheese. Which one's money?
money and if I'm pretty I think there's an aging thing in this game and I
think we're fucking poor I have money hold up wait oh me do you have money
damn I do boy but always fucking rich acts can you roll one time please
what you want to be roll re-roll re-roll hooks now re-roll the damn shop brother
at the bottom. Yeah, which one dummies? The hooks. The hooks, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh,
there's a good one. Do we need to double yet? Yeah, for boot. Okay. Special. Yep.
Couch or double? How much is that?
That's it. That's definitely it. I'm telling you, bro. It's just the hooks.
it's too expensive can only buy it I'm watching well then that will be omis I
cannot drop my my thing on the ground pretty good around I got your on the
ground look
okay we need to get a hook that'll give us some good fish now I have a smore
I'm poor, I'm poor.
Buy a rodder.
Yeah, why though?
What does it do? Exactly like...
Hold on. Isn't the real just better to get?
Good is what is this money here is this much money? No, it's a fucking mud bitch
We're farming
No, I tried to fish away from the spawn it's bad like like there's no spot that good shit. It's all dog trash
like I'm telling you brother it's shit man I'm sort of bitch I think right now
is the spamming phase I think we just spam until we get Chernobyl right wrong
wrong whatever we get with Chernobyl we won't be able to build because our
real is gonna break man
now we're gonna get epic fish bro we can catch fucking normal green one with
fucking real okay we only have to farm
three hundred and fifty five dollars for
the best fucking poll just do it it's
only gonna take us like what fucking
that's 60 60 yeah maybe 60 60 hours of
it because the fuck let's just do it
okay I'm gonna go back I'm not a bitch
for us thank you thank you
Come on, bitches.
Nine cents!
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Oh, big one, big one, big one.
Chill.
Fish.
Holy.
I'm pretty sure I'm rich.
$4.73. How much is it?
$14.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Habitat.
Wooden trades driftwood.
And sweet salty juicy.
Hold on.
That'll do.
I got this.
Come on.
This will be recalled as the moment.
No, I'm not going to bring my shit.
I don't lose items.
Is this the magic of coming back when I get a $1 million fish?
Guys, I'm going to make this a good risk, okay?
I'm going to throw the church...
I'm not going to throw my brownie anymore.
Tell me what you're doing. Tell me what you're doing.
I'm going to the correct spot to get what I want.
Paste.
Just don't die and we're good.
I'm going to leave you here, and I'll watch this.
What an area of a driftwater.
Here.
Cheddar's gonna eat me, this is gonna eat me, isn't it?
It's just gonna eat me isn't it?
I think this is wooden right?
Have you seen a good spot now?
Behind?
no, no, no, no.
I don't know.
It's the enemy.
Wait, Michael, Jack, where do we go?
Here?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And shan't decoy.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Spawn is a scarecrow, a decoy, that draws me by enemies.
Brother, brother.
Over here, chat.
Chat, this is the spot I need, right?
No, you didn't you batch of
I don't give a shit bitch as your loser. I'm about to get the biggest fish out there. Fuck you your trash your trash bitch
I don't care. Fuck you. I don't give a shit. I'll give me show you say your trash buddy
Post?
Now, where's the place I have the driftwood at?
Is he here?
Maybe he-
Yo.
So where is it oh my god
Where the fuck am I?
Well, I'm in like an entire new game like like I'm in a complete new game, dude.
Oh my god.
Chat, there's smoke here.
Maybe I can fish here.
I feel like this is like a science, see that over there?
Maybe it wants to see a fish right there?
You don't want to be dead.
Um, I guess maybe we could try this one out?
this is my fishing and we've been caught a fish in literally an hour I am going all the
way I'm all in okay I'm going all the way to the end of the map
Where the fuck am I?
Buddy!
AHH!
I'm gonna get back here.
I'm the fucking goat.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
Hey, a tuckle?
Where's my, um...
my loot sphere?
Fuck!
wait what wait what it ate me without even this
Okay, this game is massive.
Drift would it?
Hey, sense, fuck you.
Is that just wood?
Shrooms?
Buddy, how big is this fucking game?
I'm like across the universe!
Um...
Huh?
16 cents? I mean, really?
Let's say here. Surely there's something good here, right?
There's God who's in here that's very, very rare.
Like, does that need like a max windfish by ear?
Boats.
Okay, this spot has to be for something.
Uh... Habitat.
Wait, Habitat are very like...
Okay, let's just try it.
The stats can match them with the stuffer.
Oh, the rods that are too high.
I
Got it
What about, maybe...
Oh my god, yeah, I'm done.
So now that you can get even further up like where am I brother I'm literally
like some post-end game shit there like what even is this place wait is that just
the start is on
I so what's up guys
okay
you want to teach you the game
so look see the daily
come here
see the daily bounties
So those are the ones that cost a lot.
The salty lake stalkers are in moving waters
to have cattails.
We found the area.
We know where to farm them.
Yeah, but this is shit money, though.
We don't give a fuck about, like, there's not even,
there's just like more money.
How is that shit money?
We literally, that's what we need is money.
All right, let's try it.
So come with me.
I didn't make sure you have a,
the thing that you need is
a crunchy earthy and then I think reflective it could be and something
I have an enchanted decoy like jab one night you sell that instead
but you had to sell this so click Jay 47 look for the fish that's almost called
It's under the salty something something something it's under the
Where the shit is this?
It's under Perchius Jerkius
Which is you by the way
All right, but it's under the Perchius Jerkius. It's called the salty lake stalker
Lock in fish it's under Perchius Jerkius
salty lake stalker did you not look at the fucking staffing to get this bitch ass when
it late game shit you're more on look at it when it late game shit the cat that shit
are you good what do you mean look at the top right now late game how's that late game
it just says how about the battle go to some of the fish you you car you'll see a similar
way
that is not hard anyways you see the bait preference though so make sure you
have I have earthy and crunchy
um but and then you go where this way come
see let's do it let's bother do it then over here come come bink bink bink
I only ten bucks we don't find shit
Okay, come over here minus 10 by the way and you over here and then you're going to farm
it's uh let's wrap around so go this way
I was going dogs. I know what it's that.
We're there a minute ago. Do I remember?
Down there.
Here's where we go to die, right?
So I'm not gonna die this time around.
Not here.
It's that man.
I know some of the spots here.
And I know this is fast water because we caught a fish here that only gets caught in fast water
so this has to be fast water. No it's not. It is. It is cold. It looks calm but look to your left.
I don't know I caught a fish that said that it you catch in fast, so I bet you I have a boot
Yeah, I'll sprocket
Fuck you
Yeah, we're not gonna punch here pal
Yes, we are bro. I just might my shoes this thing has sticky on
But you're gonna catch trust it said
I bet you there's a boot at the bottom of my thing.
Yup.
Oh.
This is some bullshit!
Mm-hmm.
oh what did you get he's got it he's got it come on come on some little bitch
try I got track I got track a rare package it's rare it's rare package guys
yeah people check up on come here you owe me 10 bucks no it's not that big
fish it now that is amazing but putting your things very rare very rare it's
very awesome
like this and find it right here
don't yell with that god damn you scared fish
god me some a bitch
yeah you're gonna scare the fish bro
you're gonna scare the hudz
oh another sprocket
Oh, I just caught it by the way
Let me stop using
You got it here
Salt Lake stuff. Yeah, we got it. Oh, oh
Wow, are you ten big one?
You didn't get it though. You didn't get it. He got it
Yeah, cuz he's just a better fisherman than you bro. Oh
Guys I found a super
Guys let me get the tickets, I don't have a box of tickets.
Minus 20.
Take it!
Hold on bro, I caught a big sprocket and I gotta go fucking throw back Nio shit.
I'm sick of getting this shit.
What the fuck are you using?
It's this damn green banana, but the green banana is crunchy, candy and earthy, it's
not even sticky.
Why do I keep getting this shit?
if I have a sprocket on the bottom of my thing I really got another fish video
if you want it because I can't carry it I'll be nice to it still alive man fucking
knock it out
he's fucking shut that thing on the ground
I mean fuck him
what's the name of the guy that punched the fish?
feels like it ain't clavicular
no
not that's his damn name clavicular
I don't even want it
get out the word boys
If you want it, you can dive it. I don't want it.
Kizzy, you can't hold it.
Let's put this in here.
Oh, let me pick up my watch.
He fought back in.
He fought back in there more.
Shit!
Wait, you can fix that, will you?
How long did that take me? I think we're stuck.
I didn't think that would, that, I didn't think about that.
Anyone see me die to a singular puddle?
Like the smallest little bit of water in the game killed me by the way?
Like that was just ridiculous.
What the fuck did we get back?
Let me guess, sprocket, let me guess sprocket on the bottom of it.
No? Dude, I am so unlucky.
Where the fuck is your fish, Brick?
Shut up, bitch-ass.
Imagine some real, real man fishing here.
Bro, you're fishing in the rocks.
I'm doing some real man shit.
I'm doing some real, strong, muscular man-massive energy shit.
You wouldn't know what it is, huh?
What?
You think I can step on this rock right directly to your left, on the floor?
I'm about to fucking start punching some shit. I'm about to freak out.
Yes or no?
What?
You think I could stand on this rock right here?
Yes, probably can, yeah.
Bloons what?
I probably have a spark or something.
A damn pain to the...
...mobile.
Like, why can't I just get a fish?
It takes so long I just know it's a sprocket. No? Am I impatient?
No, my shit is bugged.
Like this is just awful, man. I'm not keeping a bug with you.
Let me tell you how it's done. I'm gonna try to s'more out a little bit.
It's not crunchy.
He really did show us how it's done.
What?
I did, right?
Yep, that's a 12 pounder right there.
Oh my god!
Holy fucking shit, that's a big sum of money!
I just got like 50 a day's by the way.
I did it, I did it.
I ate my s'more, that was the biggest fish I've ever had.
I got so bored of these fish.
I literally turned it on the ground, it's so fucking easy to get like,
Bro, you are not him.
Bro.
Yeah, you want to use that to watch this?
No, it's like it's, like, Jake,
Are you just like the biggest fucking shit?
I think it's depleted it.
I think it's depleted it.
So, yo, I meant you're twigging out.
I think it's depleted.
So, yo I meant you're tweaking out.
Yeah, I'm good.
Alright, let's go get all this shit back.
Oh my god.
It's really hard to get out of here.
I-I-I'm getting the fuck out of here.
I don't know how to.
Let's go home.
All right, that was fun game
Wait guys guys it's just it was just right here. It was just right here
Or are we
It was behind spawn the whole time!
That loot all that we want.
This bottom bottom, real or not?
Not far, alpha.
Come on, come on.
No, I think I think I already found something out there. I saw you building those then
Can I quick sell it?
I can get you back here. Hey.
Hey, you ever cool over me now?
Hello, bitch
I think we have to keep it
Oh, I got a sprocket. I'm gonna throw it at you
How do you quick sell golden pepper mouth?
How do I have to read on my box I think
No, it doesn't quick sell, you can't do quick sell, that was a myth, chat was just fucking propagating lies for learning no reason at all.
Oh that's cool, you click B and it quick sells.
No it doesn't, you moron.
Yes it does.
No it doesn't you fucking bitch.
I just saw the sprocket.
What the hell just happened to that sumo bitch?
It's a rare decoy, very rare.
very rare
what the heck
I got that because I'm fucking cool shit
let's not jump here
Oh, where is this place?
Why is there even so mysterious, there's so much hidden shit there.
I
Know what I mean
Almost there is there like is that a whole other game? Oh my god
Check the yeah, yeah, yeah brother in
Yeah, it's gonna go yeah, yeah, yeah, it's moving
There's Lola.
Oh, that's fucking not one of these.
I can't see it.
I can't see it.
I can't see it.
I'm just fucking with my money.
I'm just fucking with my money.
Well there we get it!
TRIPICAL DUNNY BEAR!
I'm getting some really bad shit.
I'm getting some one on one's in this.
It's so scary.
So, how big is this fucking game?
I know that one, but it's probably nothing, because it had a little color on it.
I
Was that a real in there in in the cooler was that was that a real and I went I would that was not real
My was ins
You're lying for fucking why, you explained to me.
That could have been it.
But the real is that it cost a fortune to buy it.
It's not, isn't it?
Oh, no, maybe I have it.
No, I don't.
Man, fuck you.
Please don't. Please don't.
Please don't.
Good.
Okay.
Okay.
I see it.
Okay, do you think I can jump to the left side and it's going to get to me?
Okay.
Okay.
I was here earlier.
Okay.
Okay.
Is this the abyss?
Yeah, there's like this big-ass game is full of content
I remember and full of cool things
But there's only just one song has three fucking strings like one note
All right, that's fun guys yo guys I'm leaving
I'm leaving
Yeah, yeah, so my partner I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm not leave y'all I'll leave you some fishing
No, what I just lost my real Oh, man, bro, if you're fishing and you wait how did that happen I lost my
Guys let's just finish this game off-streamer.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm down at this 60 hour off-streamer.
No, no, no, no, no!
Yeah, he's still in problems with this, he's like, he's almost degenerating.
Like, look at him, it's over for him.
No, no, no, no, no!
Yeah, okay, I think this is the last one, I'm ready.
Time for some gambling.
I'm gonna look at all of the gambling after this, um, yeah.
Wow, very cool.
XQCL.
That was fun, you know, yeah, that's good. I feel like I might actually
Seventy-four month sex QCL. I don't know why we're saying that like we're sponsored
No, no, yeah, I'm not I'm not like down with it. Like I think it seems actually good like
No, I mean, I think it's missing a little bit of stuff or like, yeah, but yeah, I think
I like that I when I got bored of fishing I I went on an adventure when I got bored of doing adventuring I would fish
Yeah, if you compare like extra little features, but yeah
Hi, oh me. Yeah, I'm a little bit again
Power medical play not
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Um, I'm a student, absolutely.
Yeah, but if you guys want to check that out, hang out.
Yeah, I'm gonna get up.
You're staying.
All right, chat, guys.
I'll give that one kick for a little bit,
which is like really bad now.
But be there to give him the more check.
I actually know this up, anyway.
But, um, yeah, I'm gonna give up for the rest of the.
Oh, I have to add the bubbles.
Take it out.
Yeah, I'll be like a couple of it.
Basically, I'll check, guys.
I'll also push up, guys, and I'll be more chat.
of yours, uh, uh, lookers, follow us, people on Twitch, on Kik, on, on YouTube, um, yeah,
and then they chat on Twitch, well, I'll be on Twitter. Okay. You know what I'm saying?
Don't kick me.
What's up?
And then tell them off.
Good shit.
Alright.
Good shit.
Good much, yeah.
Alright.
Okay, be cool, be nice, be happy, and until then...
BUTT!