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What is the first thing that people say about a game game comes out the same dude
What's the player count? What's the player count? How many players are playing this right now?
I like like you give a shit that like buddy the best games out there has less than fucking 10k players
Okay, I still love you because a welcome to the jungle. There's no one to play a good ass game
That's a problem back nails nails nails nails nails nails why do you think a game is a game?
Because it's fun a game is a game
And it feels like a game play a game
People forgot to play games
Like no play a game is it's gonna be big or gonna be e-sports or it's gonna be it's gonna be pot or it's gonna be
Nobody gives a shit
But it seems like these days
You'll want more to do with the the atmosphere of the social media presence of a game, right in the game itself
You want to watch the memes and and post the fucking stuff? They want to
Consume some some cut around the game, but more than the game itself almost
It's why it's a job of companies like by battlefield to do better like buddy
The format of your game and stuff working it like five like fucking have you seen
Even even before the last of the last of the battlefield the format was already fucking dog shit
Like you need to modernize your game
You know, I mean it oh
You're dumber shut up
Now complain about the player counter fucking, uh, you know, you know, man, fuck you man. Fuck you
XQCL. American music awards them even
yapping about.
And yesterday I was really gone. Number one on the billboard at 100 as he breaks
records in his record for most hot 100. Number one hits by a metal artist. Very
cool. XQCL. That's the ice man there.
Hi.
Oh, how's kickchat is it?
Also.
No chat.
Add kickchat.
This ain't parking.
What?
I said what?
Wait, Fox News P.V. to watch my stream?
What are you doing about that?
What are you doing about that?
Your discord button working?
Can you guys do what discord does?
Oh yeah, we can start this up.
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Do these are awful is
These are awful Dracula's pretty good. That's the song of the summer. Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, this one's a chat. This is a song in the summer
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hell no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no.
Okay, so here's the problem.
that they submitted this song and it was split voting probably because this
version can suck it. Not good. The original is good enough. Just don't
bother with it. Best male pop artist. Justin Bieber? Yeah, true. Oh yeah, I mean
but yeah, he's unbeatable. So Justin Bieber is unbeatable. I don't get it yet.
He could release an album that's just full of gray noise.
I want to believe every year and if he does that on that year is artist male
part of the year and he's done a legacy and he he's cooked that hard it's it's
like I don't give a shit um yeah second one G second one G best female pop artist
um okay question it yeah where's where's Roger I guess though this is not
I think she's pretty good too.
I like her songs.
Olivia. No? Is that another name?
Rodrigo. Sorry. Wrong name.
My god. Uh... Yeah. Jesus, I'm cancelled.
Olivia being clears. Sorry.
Yeah. Did he say?
That that's it? That's in my career voice.
That was a good account of me.
would do good to cut to me break through pop artist well no I mean Jack break
through pop artist I think this is a an oxymoron break through pop hi and then
it's a group nope just no next best pop song
I'll probably feel you to a little trigger some low key affiliate clears or some Morgan Wallen or some shit
Best pop album no bad
Tell us what's the place tell us what that that the next
That's it yeah, yeah best male country, I mean yeah check ever since the chair incident
I mean he wins that category if he's this one if this is one. I'm gonna fucking win that category
You got to a chair. I mean it won't go farther farther and maybe even more chairs and you went boom bang
Best female contender I don't know any of them
Now hold on
Check hot take it then Beyonce do country. Why isn't she?
on the list
If... Hold on.
Oh, in the studio's they go, okay sorry.
Best get to do, we don't care.
Oh, we don't care.
Um... We don't care.
We care.
Best male hip-hop artist, then.
Yo. Yo.
Chahap, how did they do that?
So chat, what, chat?
No disrespect, guys.
I respected it, get it over.
I'm not gonna do it in a slider.
I think he's a cool guy. I think he has aura.
But I get ideas with you.
I don't think you should be putting yourself
in a frame of reference with another object
on the screen.
It makes you look really, really short.
Hold on! Chat, it looks like
a miniature Playmobil that you put
in the car.
Bro, it looks miniature. Yeah, it looks like Mini.
Come on, bro.
No?
It looks pretty.
Although, yeets ago.
Yeah, yeets ago.
Yeets should have been on this.
Okay.
This is just super hot taken, okay?
If you're gonna have Don Toliver,
you have to have other guys that are also
in that range of size.
Like, Don Toliver is cool and all,
but is he a household name of that size?
No, no, he's a sugar-tongue.
He hasn't, yeah, I don't think he's earned that yet.
That's my, that's my thinking.
Yes, it's my thinking.
I don't think, I think Yeet has earned that spot more
and other artists even more.
I mean,
Don Tolover as a solo artist, in my opinion, is not good.
I think,
His formats he's an enhancer check he guys
Okay, okay. If he is that are played at Baloch before you he's the red multi
He's the guy at the end of the score. They make the score go bang
He enhances the score. He doesn't be invited. He doesn't build a foundation that makes the score initially before the multi kicks in
That's what the type of artist he is. He's a great feature, great enhancer, but is he
a good core artist, plus solo artist? Absolutely fucking not. And is he a best male hip-hop
artist? Absolutely fucking not. Nope. And if you know what this is, not even close either.
She cares on the features, I agree. She cares on the features. What's?
What is that? What do you think it is? What?
Not very quality people, sir.
Get out get him out of here done. I'm not roll. Come on, bro
He has a special vocal that's great as you come into a song in the middle of it.
Get out.
Bang.
Here's a song.
Here's a song.
But it's just not good.
It's very heavy.
It's heavy.
I
S.C.I.E.I. Trash Glock, Jam Glock, Jam Glock, Jam Glock.
Can you not do that with me?
I'm not guessing.
Just blasting right out of the gate with the most horrendous dog shit takes you ever heard
just because nobody cares about your boyfriend, Dorbray.
Chat spam true love.
When Drake releases an album, okay, it broke Spotify on all platforms.
It was lagging.
It made the fucking server all the way back in China fucking lag out.
men, Eddie literally out when Kendrick releases shit, nothing crickets, fucking crickets.
You can hear the crickets all the way down in the field from Oklahoma. Crickets. Nobody
get a shit. Shit's trash buddy. Okay, mom. Surprise dropper. If you do surprise drops,
if you're scared your product is gonna be better. If you do surprise drops, it's because
because you're scared the public is going to suck them and you have a fallback excuse
for the numbers are not good.
Otherwise you promote it and you roll it out properly.
Roll out your album properly or some hiding behind facades of, oh guys, it didn't do good
because it was so quiet when they said, but we can find your excuses.
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Absolutely.
We can.
We can.
We can what is this?
Best female R&B.
Best female R&B.
Best female R&B.
Best female R&B.
No. No to any of them. Next. Break R&B. Probably heard. Yeah, I don't care. I think R&B annoys
me. I'm not a fan of the genre. I know there's just beer.
Yeah, isn't R&B like, like, like sexo music?
Like, like, ooh, isn't that what R&B is?
Yeah, I don't like it.
Uh, yeah, bad on your clears.
But with the blue looking, I go, it's hard, though.
I like it.
Best give me a lot of an artist, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess that wasn't that much Latin music, a little bit of it.
A little bit of it.
Yeah, rock is gonna kind of fall him off a little bit.
Best dance electronic, David Getter, that's count.
Okay, Fred again wins this 10 times.
Or we did it, Fred again wins this category times 10.
Because I love David Getter.
I love this song, I didn't do it when I was young, but...
In a current year, Fred again cleared.
even heavy let's give this category this one I don't get it much yeah that's
cool
playing for again well I mean my intro is for again Golden was the biggest song
in a long time we have not see that bigger a takeover since frozen with let
it go?
Biggest song?
I mean, I guess but I think Frozen was popular with children, adults, elderly, Frozen was
everywhere, Golden is very only children.
Like it really didn't go past its sphere, like it is what it is.
Um, I'm your child. I mean your child. Yeah
Trouble isn't
I was gonna watch a thing
Yeah, I was gonna watch a thing
this record
What is this video?
And I really hope we can see more unity and one piece true
When already things are so difficult
So, shout out to its family
All right
I mean Jack, listen to this banger though. Hold on. This is my favorite person I ran out.
For sure.
When I just got here, I was just a bit like, I don't want to be here anymore.
Come on, man, I love this.
I don't think I've had this for years ago. I've had this shit on my person.
or Jaws in it.
Jaws in it, Fred again, chills, chills.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
Pull me out of this.
It's also fun in the summer.
Not all the way you know, you know, you know, you'll kick music guy Glaser.
I can't make sure I get tonight.
You can chat with this guy.
Check this.
This is gonna kick chat.
You just wasn't gonna make music and he glades me every now and then.
Yeah, I suck at making music like bro, bro, I need to face the facts and make good music
like brah.
I'm not gonna do it, man.
It is what it is.
What is that?
What is that?
I don't give a shit about it
Get me out of here. I'm not into this give me the fuck out of here. All right
Okay
Plaza take it serious this guy really needs help watched okay
All right, um, yeah, where's cat on ice was that what?
Where's my watch this hi X back watching after being offline for three years and I'm still somehow at 61 months
Can I get a welcome to the jungle for a no-g viewer?
Yeah, it doesn't like it
Yeah, it doesn't like it. Help it.
Oh, so cute!
Check, it even has the tail like that, see that?
Like it's scared, no?
Look at the tail, it's like in fight mode.
are talented and ambitious. You are the juicer and I will slurp and swallow just the kick
the chatter ex-QCL.
Alright, um, okay, um, players are adding friends to avoid the Bowie knife? AI, is it
a Jovatar? Why did Chateau tell me it wasn't?
69 months why did you tell me it was it that it wasn't
Yes, is it our field guy or not?
Yes
It's the yes. This is it's driver's arm. I don't even know anymore
It's aggressive AI. Yeah, okay
Wait to the guy was yes, the other day the guy was pushing me off the track and I couldn't push him
You think that's a guy that is also a genitor?
What the fuck is that? Snake?
What are they?
What the fuck?
Well, they are having sex, son.
What were they?
Pollyknife99 is an actual demon, degloved, degloved, degloved, degloved, degloved, degloved, degloved, degloved.
Very interesting. He's like a snake tamer. Very cool.
This is his brain worm.
Okay, let's, um...
What the fuck wait that was insane
Wait, that was insane!
Is that a wool record?
Like, like, jumps in that game?
I didn't see what happened.
I think I was saying that they're cheating it.
I think I was saying that they're cheating it.
MM jumped the MM show 24 years ago. It reminds me of the best thing ever about the whole time a fair track
Clear my closet is insane without me is insane. It's even was crazy Superman's good. That's okay
That got this is great
Let me chat. Let me get cinema
Yeah, I was there I was there
Okay. Um, yeah, I gotta eat this food. It's been obsessed with like, like, almost an hour, so it's gonna, it's gonna be cold.
Hello, exits me again. What you doing? Other than not playing games as clout.
I mean, lark. I've been enjoying Forza. It wasn't for snipers. We should be chilling.
I'll probably just do a quick food. Um, chat. It's supposed to be like one video.
video maybe Fern yeah maybe for me perhaps is it video good any pre-watchers
anything if it's good enough but I just want pictures that
This one's brand new.
Uh, new video from the debunker.
Uh, you watch this one?
Is that a good one?
Check!
Who is BowieKnife99?
Why are you guys tagging BowieKnife99?
Who the fuck is this guy?
Trust me, I will fight you in your games that will stand in our way.
Who the fuck are you?
Are you into scams or why you have Bowie knife in your name?
Who doesn't think you should trust me?
I will find you in your...
You will never surpass me.
You will hear the rots on the windshield when I'm in front of you.
Jack, he's laughing.
Bro, you're not Batman, bro. What is this shit, bro?
Come on, leave me on the road, then, buddy.
Jack, who is Bowie...
Jack, thanks a lot, bro.
Hey, Siri, where's the closest McDonald's?
The closest McDonald's to you is at least 45 pounds away.
Your fat ass doesn't need McDonald's.
I would be happy to provide you with directions to the nearest subway or perhaps a gym
Someone needs to be you look like a damn ball umpire you fat bastard
So does it add voice calls this game
And I'm the one that's just-
So why don't they have proximity voice?
Like Japan at least probably would go hard can it have proximity on the BR game mode?
Okay guys, that's a no-brainer
Billion dollar idea. I don't know why they're not doing that
Yes, they did mostly racism, but I mean buddy what all the other shit would be nice, too like
What you doing?
What you doing?
What you doing?
Yo, terrible wording.
Hold on.
Yo, yo, yo.
Guys, terrible wording.
That's not my name at all.
Oh
Very cool
Where's the shopper shoes though
I know, talking to you, you talking to Darv's mall buddy.
Countless and Luda.
Very interesting.
Tell the truth after food.
I can't do something a little bit affordable today.
I can't enjoy the game.
Anyway,
Jack, maybe I'll watch it.
I don't know, I don't know.
So this is going 30 minutes ago.
Could be good, no?
Upstairs he's over us in his room. Go go ahead. I'm not dealing with this. Hey, it's on the floor stairs
What let's just talk first
No
He's beating everything, scrubbing the fucking couch.
He is a fucking idiot.
He'll come down here, I'll start something,
and then, God knows, I'm not out so well.
I'm done, I'm not dealing with it.
I'm arrested.
Call a fucking cop, because I'm not leaving.
I'm not fucking leaving.
I'm not joking.
Okay.
I'll let you three fucking months.
I'll just stay out of the stress to see.
I'm not doing this.
Well, first, we'd like to stop.
Yeah.
I know, I don't want to be behind the camera.
No, yeah, please go get it.
We just got to figure out what's going on.
So, Wendy, if the hunter did start, you'd do us your favor.
He's been doing heroin for like two weeks.
Can I talk to my phone? I'll show you the messages, just call his mom.
Call his mom. Call his mom. I don't want to stay. I don't want to keep another word.
Call his mom.
Okay, so we can talk about that after, but what happened today with the physical part?
You got punched in the face?
Yeah, I got punched in the f***ing face because he came out of this f***ing room out of a
dope f***ing rage. So, I'm done.
What were you guys arguing about? About him being doped out or?
Yeah, he's been doped out for f***ing eight days. I'm done. I want him...
And I honestly was talking to his mom, I'm trying to help the kid, but he died out, yes, I thought he was fucking dying, and if I had to open up the door, I could just now fall on my phone to death.
I have been trying to put his house together because he wanted me to come make his house a home, I'm done.
So I'm pretty sure he's not supposed to have a gun in his phone.
He doesn't have a flight card or anything.
What's that, John?
And I've been cleaning his house.
What kind of charge is that?
Look, I'm done.
I was struggling to fucking do it, you guys.
Do you guys not see all the garbage on the side?
And all this shit over here?
He had fucking cracked that shit.
You don't have fucking license for a gun.
My name's not John.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Actually, you know what?
You guys?
No.
I'm not pressing charges.
You guys need to leave.
I'm not allowing you in the house.
What?
So go.
Okay, go get him so he can show you his gun because it's right on his fucking point.
He's gonna show us the fucking bands because he don't think they...
He's so fucked up he don't even know it's there.
And the bags are dope. The bags are dope. We're right next to it.
Go get him. What do you guys go get him?
We have an officer with him right now. We're just letting him find us.
No, I want him to show you that he's got a fucking gun with him.
I'm not playing him. Absolutely fucking not.
This is my dog. Excuse me.
I'm gonna put this fucking gun on him.
Yeah, I don't want to know what's going on inside of her head.
I don't want charges anymore, right?
No.
I don't want to go up there, like I don't want to go up there, but it's okay.
If you can't just wait a minute, there's nothing going on with him.
Yeah, he, yeah, that's a real gun.
No, I, I believe the 100%.
We just got to figure out step one before we can move on to that.
Well, I'm not leaving.
If you've lived here for three months, we can't make the leave.
I, I just paid all the bills.
He just fit.
I had an $800 the other day and you know what?
I went to his home and he went to see him about here.
the other day and you know what I went to his home and you were sitting here when I took it from
Oh that's sad actually.
His mom told me to just try to be strong and stick with him because she's out of jail.
He can go to jail. I don't care.
I mean you guys got to make a decision on your relationship. How long have you been together?
Three months.
Oh.
Yep. No. Six months.
Oh.
Do you mind if I come up with it?
What?
Yeah.
I don't mind. No.
No.
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I thought.
Okay.
What?
What the fuck is all this black shit?
Pick those.
Dad.
What?
This is like the house in Fight Club.
I feel nothing.
Nobody's looking at you for that.
Yeah, well, I hope you like the location.
He's got a fucking knife out and everything.
He's fucking seriously not throwing fucking milk.
I mean, I'm seriously, I'm disgusted.
My dad was a fucking heroin addict and died of heroin.
I told him that was a fucking deal breaker.
This is the fucking guy, this is scumius.
Should we get out of here, you know, partner?
This is literally, I'm trying to put this guy together.
Oh, that note is done done.
I don't know. I'm not leaving and I swear to God I will fucking kill everybody if you guys try to arrest me.
We can't make you leave.
Thank you.
I'm telling you, that's not our goal here. We're just trying to come to a peaceful revolution.
Alright, well don't deal with him then because I'm gonna finish my house.
Well, I have to sit here with you. They're over there.
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm fine. I'm just glad that he's not in this fucking house right now.
Is that your mom's house right now?
I'm gonna ask about the guy anymore. Okay, what the f*** is this?
I have to wait for the other officer to finish up with him.
Okay. So we can see how you can get along with him.
What's going on?
He's the one you want to leave.
Yeah, I'm f***ing done. Clean it up after what your f***ing junk is.
Have fun! You're going to jail!
I'm out. I don't know what you want.
But what? What are we doing here?
Because I'm not f***ing leaving.
You guys ain't gonna listen to that.
He's gonna f***ing throw something out of the floor.
He jumped over those.
I can't go up quicker than that.
That's a lot quicker than on video.
I can't.
You are a resident.
You know what? Let's see what he f***ing says.
Huh. Hmm.
If you don't like your job, you should f***ing do it.
Oh, I love my job.
Hi, excuse me.
You scared the f***ing people.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bye bye next weekend.
Yeah.
Well, we would like to seize the gun and the drugs so we could at least charge up the house.
Hey, talk to him.
We need your permission to go up and get it.
Hey, J-
J-
They want my permission!
You're going, your knife, and your dogs are upstairs on your-
Yeah, if you're still reporting that there's drugs and guns, is that good enough for them to go and get sure Jason's already in the house and shit?
Floor!
Do I give him your- do I- do I have your permission?
I already have permission to be in the house, and she's literally saying that it's there.
Tell him to get the f-
Self-report, I mean.
Tell him to go!
He said he told him-
I've warned no problem with cars, right?
I didn't mean to let you let them upstairs get out of here.
OK, so once he already gave us permission,
we're here for an investigation.
We are not leaving.
No.
That's flat out it.
OK.
You keep saying you want something done
with the guns and drugs, but you do not want to let us out.
Because I'm not going to come down on me.
It's not going to come down on you.
No thanks.
No part of that.
You're the reporting person.
So if the neighbor yells, I have a Met Lab in my basement.
And your officer, there's a Met Lab in my basement.
And he said, oh, you can go in the house?
Yeah, but you can't go to the basement then.
I mean, they can't go and look at it?
No part of that.
Yeah, because I'm fucking pregnant,
and I fucking am not dealing with this while.
Leave him.
Go deal with him.
They are dealing with him.
Good.
Can I go in and drink?
Yes, you can.
I'm coming in with him, though.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
No, I'm not leaving.
I'm kidding.
No, I'm telling you, at this moment,
we're not looking at you to get out.
I mean, all we can do is strongly suggest one of you
guys leave, but you're both residents here, so.
I know. Have him say the night over there. Do you want clothes, sweetheart, or do you need drugs too?
Don't you ever try to stop me from-
Holy shit! Holy!
Consider this a burden.
I'm not gonna say that.
I'll tell you what.
Whoa!
Hey, I want to tell you.
I'm not-
I know that. I mean, you don't want him to get in trouble. You want him to get his ass straight.
Can you tell? Can you tell?
I don't know what to f*** you.
I'm sick of f***ing walking.
Wake him up.
30 times a day and asking him, hey, are you good?
Are you breathing?
What?
What?
You want to go out there?
Because I'm not allowed anybody up here
without his permission to come in.
I don't know if I'm outside.
I don't care.
Let's go stay out of our porch again then.
Go get him, because you're not going in this house.
This is his house.
So go get him, and you can go out there with him.
I saw him sit down when she wants to.
No, this time he has marks and whatever
and he wants to press charges.
So what?
You're a domestic batter.
Oh, good.
It's OK.
OK.
So this time you're being placed under arrest for a domestic
Well, you wanna go upstairs, though?
Yeah, you are.
No, I'm not.
Stand up.
No, I ain't.
No.
You need to go in the morning and tell you one time.
Stand up.
No.
You're going up.
You are not one.
Well, that actually might mean it.
What?
Uh, no.
You're going to be in trouble.
You're under arrest.
Ow.
No.
Can you?
Hey.
Wow.
Well, Chad, that wouldn't be true to the Poisonous Street,
because, I mean, I mean, she flew to the end of the spot
What the hell is this?
What's your name?
Get the f**k off you under arrest!
Jackie!
I'll be back! I'll be back!
Jackie, stop f**king me!
You're f**king running!
Come on, you're f**king running!
F**k off with me!
Get the f**k off of me!
Let go of me!
Jackie, you're f**king running!
You got me f**king off!
Stop fighting!
I'm pressing charges against you both!
That's our daddy.
Stop fighting.
I got you in the balls.
Fuck!
Ah, you mother fucker!
You don't fucking...
Jesus, that's it.
You're in the balls and it's not right there.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's go, come on, let's go!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're in the balls and it's so weird.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Spongebob by design it'll make you like disabled
They even have gotten the house
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No!
Nobody got a fucking throw, buddy!
He's outside, or?
I don't see it, buddy.
Here.
Why would you like that?
You guys are f***ing so f***ing...
so f***ing...
so f***ing...
Can these bodycams fly out way too often?
You're not getting your kids, buddy!
I think it's been designed.
You guys are hilarious.
Do not pull my arm like that.
Get in the car. Get in the car.
Hold on! You f**king f**king f**king f**king water.
Please go get my water.
Get in the truck.
No.
You're not going to get me anything to talk about.
Charge? Yeah, but it should be like a weird collect.
It's like impossible to remove it.
Everybody, camera's under your car.
I will get you a cup of water when we get to the department, okay?
Please just don't give me any more trouble.
I will get you a water when we get to the department. We're going there right now. It's five blocks away.
Wilson, shut the f***ing door.
I pressed the charges.
This suspect, Jacqueline, was charged with domestic battery. Felony aggravated battery to a police officer and resisting obstructing.
She took a plea deal, pleading guilty to domestic battery in exchange for the other charges to be dismissed.
She was sentenced to 24 months of probation and ordered to undergo drug addiction treatment.
been welcomed to alcoholic treatment and attend anger management cops get a lot of training but
i don't remember any scenario like this in the academy but when officers walked in this was
already moving you can feel this one immediately right she's amped up talking fast bouncing from
one emotion to the next like everything's been building up and now it's all coming out no
jet but i'm trying to wonder chat how many of rooms does he have and jet i think i've seen it in
in like 20 different setups
and also 20 different vacation spots.
You know what I mean?
But I don't remember any scenario like this
in the academy, because when officers walked in,
this was already moving.
You can feel this one immediately, right?
She's amped up, talking fast,
bouncing from one moment to the next.
Like everything's been building up
and now it's all coming out.
Now in Illinois, under Illinois Domestic Violence Act,
officers can make a warrantless arrest
in a domestic situation if they have reasonable grounds
and believe it just happened, even if they didn't.
So what if this chat goes and make the fucking freedom
information act a request in person and whole nation three what if those see it now this law
speeds everything up because it takes a decision out of us figure this out later so my cops that
been there's no easing into it because it's already passed that point now i'm gonna step
while she pulled the wave for it so things tightened up fast and once that kick landed
just like that what was already serious turned into another charge you see oh okay it makes
sense thank you actually on time today pock can i get a welcome to the jungle it's been 61 months
Alright. That was good. The food, I mean. The video's gone over.
Holy shit, boy, that's me. That was in all high school, I guess. I had summer school three times.
I had French, math, and math again.
But it worked because I'm not, I'm not, I'm not kidding, I actually became the master
of math.
I actually ended up getting an award for improvement.
The year after that, in the year after that, I ended up having an award for excellence in
math.
Bang, can you believe that?
Improvement on the year one after summer school, two years of it.
And then the next one, a performance.
I mean, I'm just, this is what I do.
Gang, you don't need to tell us how dumb you are.
Shut up bitch ass.
Man, shut up.
You got more on.
I actually made a lot of friends, very long lasting friendships in summer school.
It was really cool.
I made this friend and he lived like 30 minutes away from me, which is kind of sad, but after
summer school, I would go to his house instead of mine and we'd do trampoline all day and
And I would just sleep over because it was so far away,
and my parents couldn't pick me up because it's so far away.
And then they picked me up like I'd be the next day.
And sometimes I'd sleep there two days,
because it's cool shit.
I enjoy that time of my life.
So is this interesting or not?
From the outside, this house in Serbia
looks like a regular apartment building.
The kind you'd walk past without giving it a second glance.
But if you step into the garage
and slip through this tiny hidden hatch
leading down into the basement. Suddenly.
No, it's gonna work. It's a bit long. Alright.
Alright.
Um, what's the last thing?
Why do you try to trick him with your fake stores?
No, it's a historian.
Huh?
What, he still plays it?
For what?
He made a world cup, dude, interesting.
Yeah, who's been in WELCOME, though?
Like, actually.
Okay.
What?
What?
What am I-
Morocco's been in-
I
What the fuck is happening with this all right
What is that?
Yo, what is that?
I don't get it.
I want CRB.
I don't get it.
I go and face it!
I go and face it!
Oh my god!
Are you done?
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
I go and face it!
I go and face it!
I go and face it!
Oh my god!
Is this stupid?
I'm bad, I'm bad.
So, what would it be?
I
Yeah, well why does that sound good though?
Yeah, is it just only just that good that you can put whatever you want. It's so good. I mean, yeah, it sounds good. No
Oh, what is it, it sounds good.
Aye, whatever, man.
Jesus.
And now, the legend convoy, head of the festival.
And leading the way, the Amazing 25 GRG Team prototype.
Call my word, just look at that kick.
Class, I think.
What do you mean, bro?
I
Why is it drifting like that?
Okay, just goes with a real job because whenever you saw with the first time it just feels it just feels like 20% of my net worth is in fucking chrome
Honestly, the best thing that I've invested in no bullshit in the last two years
I'm up 500%.
Again, name anything that's outperformed Chrome in the last fucking four years.
Seriously.
Retain.
Fuck long cards.
You're good one.
I get it.
what do you mean? I like it! I have a good gpa!
okay but what was that?
I'ma think I jump over here! Max win! Max win!
Let's go
I mean
Yeah, what is it do that?
What does the game do that?
Like what is this fall flipping?
The flip is so bad that the game doesn't know where I'm at and it resets my position.
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Well, I had the name
Chowder's time to set the end up with a head it
So I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know right it's something yeah, it's gonna shit
I actually knew this I actually knew this I
Need it okay chat
Chat I was gonna do a chat because I don't want to all these things also because I have to do it
I'm inspired no stopping until when in the in the eliminator no snipers no weirdos bang finish that boom we're done
I don't want a single game back. I can't chat. Is that my legacy not getting a single win in that game like fuck that
Look at that one the trips should be like soon ish
I had 50,000 was what you're gonna do today
I don't know if I'm gonna play the actual game, I played the campaign, I played uhmm...
Steak Racing.
It's probably gonna turn into a 50k into like maybe like 20k but it's all good.
Oh wheels spins it!
Wheels spins it!
sign jump. Just keep trying little bro. Winners lose more than losers ever will. Okay hold
This is what buy all clothing to not get them in the wheel spins wait wait
Welcome back eggs
Also, I need to buy wheel spins with a car. I forgot which one it was
So what car has a lot of Wilson's the buy it the to to it's the to to where's the to to
So where's the to to
So I get a welcome to the jungle perhaps and I had it
That is I needed the mother stuck in
Hold on
Okay, let's go.
Yeah, that game is kind of whatever though.
Car mastery.
How about the wheel spins then?
Chow, where are the wheelspins, and maybe this one?
All the Mustang and Bi-X, right?
I think I did this one, right?
Yep. Cars.
It's this one right here.
Chow, I didn't do this one either, though.
It's very good. What's very good, though? The car?
no thank you for your kindness just let me go buy a car dude I don't think it's
in it we already bought all the cars on another car by the cars yeah wait it
already spins it
no no it was right there that's not bad though to the kids I'm at show is that
No dude stop it.
Oh my.
I'm Ashimada.
That's his bullshit.
That's one of my notes.
she seems okay anyway 3 5 nice little points I was just little
yeah yeah Jack play that win a game of the earn it is right there don't you see it my
welcome to the jungle is right there can you get it for me mr. count please
Chet, Chet, what about the match-win jumps? Chet, how do you do the jumps thing?
There's an ugly car behind someone's lane. It's not overdone.
I am proudly happy to say in this 15 month seed Mubarak to all of you.
I'm thinking seriously today, I don't give a shit. I'm not, I'm not showing you where I'm
I'm just wanting him.
We don't, I'm not showing him.
Wait, but now you know though.
My plane is Buster, not Buster, it's Buster.
There's an F in the middle, it's like a,
it's a Japanese symbol that I'm using as an S.
Come on, send it, look at your buster.
Okay, we need to smoke early and we're good.
China, why I have a feeling, first game, first win today, that's it, like, one and done.
I will give you a name of this.
No smoke, let's get out of here.
Smoke right there. Purple!
Send it!
Okay, is this going? Like, check it?
Oh!
It's safe to do so.
Come on.
Come on.
Turn around. It's just safe to do so.
Re-calculating route.
I can do it, right?
I think I have it, I think I have it.
I got it, I got it.
I know you've got this excuse, I can feel it's gone.
The pathing I chose was a genius, that was a genius chat.
it. There's smoke on the right side. Hopefully not a lot of here actually. This could be
good it's gonna be good I could get back to the local my comments before it's
very far away though I mean no force not crazy
what is that yeah I de-spawned probably nice so you gotta pick it up and shit
the smoke where is it? where is the smoke?
okay that's you right? oh my god
I think these are both high level shampershipper right?
no one left is better, no?!
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
this is gonna be the one
this is the one! chat this is the one! it has to be!
but chat on the right side it's purple
Okay, that one is very very well though gotta go see it
Fuck it's not good
What if I can't win that baby with it or high ground though? I
You three raises what I need to do
What the fuck is going on here?
Where are the players at?
Oh wow.
Uh, channel, we joined this with Mini, which means that...
Play right there, play right there, come on.
I'm gonna zoom past them, wow.
You should be in front of him.
You should be in front of him.
What the fuck?
No, I lose level 2, right? I mean, Jack, this car is busted.
Oh my god, that's...
Come on!
Well, no shit.
I need to get a lot of some walls here.
Come on!
Oh no, they're getting really good cars now.
It's okay, I think I'm gonna be fine.
I can literally get one more race in and maybe it will be level 9 at the end.
There's my right, I think.
Alright, what do we get?
Come on.
Come on!
That's a bad check, that's really bad.
But I need it because we need to upgrade it.
It's good enough, not off road though, we need to off roads.
And there's the scope.
We need to at least one more, at least one more.
No, they're already in a race, man.
Everybody's already in a race, this is cool!
Waiter!
Wait.
Did you just start a race?
I did.
We're good. We're good.
Oh my god.
Later, please.
Because the edge is finished on the left side of that.
There was two off now, there's only one.
This is okay, but I mean it's not level 10.
Everything's in the race, this is over.
Right here, right here.
I
Yeah, I got it. I need to you turn
Check this way
This is important because the race is gonna be going towards the middle right side if I went head on he would have won that for free
Come on!
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get out of here and get out of here.
I don't understand it.
Was the car not flipping when I got to him?
Was the car not fucking flipping?
Okay, it is the first time in my entire life that I hit a tree that cannot be broken.
Never seen it before.
Why do I hit the one tree that could have been broken in the entire fucking game?
And explain this to me!
The one tree is some fucking titanium-bound fucking bullshit, but it's like vibranium!
Yo, X, can I get a welcome to the Jungle Man?
That's fucking bullshit.
So that was it.
Okay, now let's end it like this.
The little mumbling
Chat if I keep that car we were not winning the man the main game we were not gonna win that
That car was never gonna win
It's not it has no off-work capabilities. It's not that good on the road. It's it's one of the worst. I love whites
Okay, so smoke smoke smoke smoke
Maybe just drive on the road full paint.
Okay so are you unbanned me?
What y'all gave a chat?
Wait, you're not banned if you can get a base.
That's gonna be level 2. It's like pink, did he?
Oh my god. This is one of the best little 4s in the game though.
For this game mode, this level 4 is crazy.
It's still a little bit heavy sometimes.
Okay, we need to find Wraith's A-Sap.
It's a little bit heavy. A little bit heavy.
Highers, please!
Please, please, please!
Where's the player? Where's the player?
Oh, no, he's going away. Oh, we're in the circle, really?
Oh, he's going through the smoke. I can't catch up for sure.
I'm being baited off the fucking zone.
I don't think you can go up the hill.
I don't think you can go up the hill.
Actually, I'm the one that's banned in Madonna's, he's right.
Let's check it.
Turn around.
Oh my God, I scummed him!
I fucking scummed him!
Turn around, I need you safe to do so.
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Did you adjust control the driving settings?
Makes car control a lot better than stock settings.
It's really easy.
I love how you're being hide and held like you knew there was a gutter there like gutters
are so rare in this game you're just being fucking like you had no idea that there were
the gutters there yet zero yet no clue yet no clue you couldn't you could not
have known it
that's just fucking troll it's it's trawling so it's true I was in the bridge
skidding work which it should have worked oh I should jump up a little water
actually I should went off the water to the side and it would have spun me above
it actually it's my out there
This one, this one's the one.
Chad, it was that car, it was that car.
Even if I won that, it would have been a new car.
Random, it was his or a new car.
Even four, six, it's terrible.
They were already at nine and ten.
It was over.
I mean, you're a nice, you don't know how it works, I don't care.
You are a moron.
Oh, there's this guy. Yeah, he's gonna slide my car. Nice. I like it.
Oh, they're already taking it anyway.
Right there. Right there.
Don't show him. Do not show me. Do not show him.
I want a hold then!
Wait there.
I went too fast, so I'm...
I actually went too fast- oh my god, did you see that?
Okay, we had to swap out of this car immediately.
I forgot how bad the car is.
It's worth it, than the main car.
That's not great either, but better.
Oh, GDs.
Oh, it's the machine.
Oh, it's the enemy machine.
Alright, if you're good to get a razed line, then maybe you go back in.
Check the emails and click 7.00 per day.
So this car is absolute garbage.
What is this shit man?
I'm trying to make sure they're in front of me. It's so far in front of me.
My left... Vertil's left, both of us.
That's how good it is in the hills.
It's not terrible, actually. At least it's placed like in here.
It's worse than a starter car on the hill.
It's worse than the start.
Can I get a local to the jungle find me? Please Mr. Crow, excuse me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Now if you explain to me why I get these bomb asses, no no no
I have an idea. I think I need to go um... manual.
Chad manual will save you from those events.
Because the car wants to be in fucking low gear for no gosh darn reason.
Like buddy, if you're in low gear and you're spinning it, whatever you're doing is useless.
You have to gear up at least.
Bro, you have to gear up at least.
Because if you're already spinning at low gear, buddy, why would it recover?
Why would it recover? Explain it to me.
Explain the physics, why would the wheels stop spinning it?
What would it be?
Low gear, good. If, if wheels are not spinning it.
It's- it's aligning Wait, is it different button now?
I
That's a nice night, buddy. It's a new fucking button
the
I'm on
Got it, okay, not bad at all. Let's go to me. Yeah, this is the win. This is the win
We're gonna stop it's so bad on the road, it's okay, but it this is like that's what this out as
Wait, no gears on us
We understand you but somebody has to tell you the truth. You've lied worse than sponge
You're a dumbass. I literally just want it
That's either cars
man these are the roughness game of our choice is that
you need fucking break it all my god
the this is the spot where all the runs come to die
I can reverse
I'm going to do another twit here, right?
Oh my god, I got so lucky!
Oh my god, I'm so lucky!
Oh my god. Oh my god, I'll go.
Bang! Bang, bitches! You're dog shit!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's go, bitch.
Bro, really?
He's just camping, he's just camping, so annoying.
Oh shit, I forgot I had my manual.
come on yes come on that's good right
oh my god this is level two one little six
10 yards. 10 yards.
100 yards. 10 shots left.
The ringer is striking!
I
This kingdom don't know you three physical sit back
So the value is that yet the epinec guesses it like I had no idea how far it was
Like it was like this was a four meter race. I mean it could have been anywhere
If it was far away like the right call, okay, I know the fucking matter
You don't understand it. If it was gonna be far away
This goes on the wrong spot. You better go all the way around there. I love us to know that I
Love us know that use the road to the road when I use the road. Oh my god is that so bad GP GPS Gary like fuck off
I think I'll go back to automatic.
But it did help though on the hills to be a manual.
It helped a crazy bouncer, I mean it's like 9 days.
Okay, GG. This is the winner. You are here. This act is the winner.
We'll find a player after this circle.
So we'll do two birds with one stone.
Where are they?
Where are they?
The ganks are close!
Yeah, do we know?
Right here.
I got it right?
I got a right shillie!
Easy!
Alright, give me something to go do at least.
That's not that level, it slips a lot.
two stappers right there look at that
if you use the roads when you're short will praise you if you don't really put
Um...
Did he just leave?
I don't know what he's doing.
I don't know what he's doing.
Um, did he just leave?
I don't know this guy.
Did he reach right there?
I mean, where was he going anyway?
He was like, swirling it.
So this guy is going for a backdoor on the road and so I know his car's bad.
Oh there he is, catch up to him, didn't I?
Now he's gone.
Where is he?
I see you.
Oh god.
Hey buddy!
and
this is the fucking um
Oh my god, Banga.
Oh my god, champion fell in the water and has done this.
I had learned from last time that if I had been in the water, it was over.
back of it is it so hard okay yours is not table it's pretty bad chat
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Don't get it. I'm I'm
When is it something I mean I
I don't understand it. It will not stop singing.
When are we doing some trade-up 6QC?
Oh, there.
I can't do anything. This car's stable.
I actually can't do anything.
This car is absolute garbanzo.
I
Mean what you get lucky to get me a car
This is Legitimus's selfish person on earth. He's cutting all trees and then hogging all
oxygen with that big arm of his. Can't believe you haven't won yet.
What are the players at?
Excuse me, Alex. Excuse me now.
Greetings, and assignments.
I have heard much about your planet, and I am most excited to see all the amazing trees you have.
But after watching this screen, I feel none will be left by the time I get there.
I just play we might get something better on the ground than this easy shit
I like it.
If this is just my luck, I get an SUV out of nowhere for no reason and it flips.
Like it's just lame dude, it's just lame.
Like dude, the SUV's flip at nothing.
You hit a pebble, it flips.
You hit a leaf, it flips.
You're driving a road.
It flips.
it flips it all of this flip man
catch it so somebody has bugged it
look at this shit that's all that is said and these cars they're spending
machines
I
Want more
Well, not full guessing it's kind of hard on a fucking whatever controller
Okay, the U.S. is absolutely a bit mobile, I mean, nobody's gonna convince me of the
The US is so bad.
Gear X, the trick is to keep your car upright. Hope this helps.
Wait
Wait
What
Huh
It's it, it's it, it's fucking 4C guys who did it.
Fair 1v1, runs away.
Oh, because it's what he does.
He goes and gets better cars, AFKs, and slaps you at the very end with a better car, otherwise
he runs like a fucking bitch asset.
Thanks for an amazing 6-7 months.
Fucking buster.
What a buster.
Smoke very far away out there, can make it there.
Any more smoke, y'all?
Chess smoke?
Chess smoke!
There's no smoke anywhere.
The player's going towards me.
I'm gonna go off-roading.
I'm good!
I'm good! This is GG!
How have I found nothing yet there?
This is app- check! This is unplayable!
Oh shit, there's a train there.
Could you let me the train to- to cheat it?
Like- like you let it push you?
Oh, no.
I'm fucking leaving the game.
So, why are these guys not fighting each other?
Three players?
No races?
I mean...
Are we dead?
They're starting to go right?
historical right?
What is this internet?
But that's why it's easy
BANG!
Oh my god, he's absolutely joint!
What is it?
How is it in the race?
What is it?
What?
Can we get to go on whether you're going to win today or not?
What?
What?
What?
Okay, there's an ad in it. Let's make my coxlet. I mean that's insane
no one to map really helps here
I
Wait, what if I get mad?
the
60 months. Have you tried driving on the road? I think he might have.
I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do that.
Knowing the map really helps, I guess, Don K?
What is brother's insurance?
Yeah, this fucking shit is really really really fucking stupid. I'm not gonna lie. It's absolutely unplayable
It's like popcorn it's like you just keep spinning and then flipping and jumping. I mean it's just done
The guy was doing the same as me, like I'm not that bad, the other guy was doing the same
problem as me, he literally could not get up that fucking stupid ass hill.
I'm trying to get away from this alpha circle and then come back in and I'm dead.
of
I don't know what to do with this one, but I'm going to try and get the other one.
I'm going to go and get the other one.
You can't reload here.
Right here.
He's popping as well I'm pretty sure.
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I'm in Narnia.
I'm in Narnia.
76 to the 700, 77.27.
What the fuck am I?
Oh, not this there, I mean yeah, this is actual not yet. Oh
When the road is like red orange whatever Jesus
What the fuck in the song is this?
I got some GMB.
I know the song.
I know the song.
I know the song.
I thought that was a Mackie G lowkey.
Is he taking the road or what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Man, unless...
Now he's done this.
Man, why would he take a road there? It's so stupid.
Yeah, we did visit like a first time player for sure.
Well, where is the ending though?
Well, there you go, it's farter.
Yeah, here you go, it's farter.
I mean, did you see I was playing like a serpentine fucking like off-road like like this is like on a dirt trail with doing zig-zags
Like what is he doing?
Okay, we cannot raise anymore we it has to be cut on the ground it otherwise we're not gonna make it like a game
We need at least one good car driver
Where?
Oh, play right there, but let me guess there, Sniper level 6, level 7, watch this, he's gonna
Let me guess it. Sniper level 6, level 7. Watch this.
Sniper on me, right? Or is that more shit?
Chet, what was that? Chet, what was that?
Oh, what?
Oh, I have to get out of here.
Chat!
No no no, the purple's not right.
I think Magenta next winners.
Can we get any car jobs though?
Champagne, this road is deadly.
If you have to go left, you have to know the map.
I don't think I noticed part of the map at all. Oh no, no, no, I do. I do.
I'm lucky. It is.
Nice try that mass.
I think I do lose my use mode I'm not doing that when I get a chance
I don't know
I am done. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Oh, I'll play later. Oh, do I have any wheel
spins though? Oh, wheel spins! Orange! Orange! At least Michael! Okay, I can't. Let me,
One yellow, I'll be happy. One yellow, I'll be happy.
One yellow, that's it. That's all I want. Yellow me.
How do you claim rewards?
We're at...
Uh, 10, 5, 5, I don't have enough. I need like one more.
Oh, 3, 3, 5?
That's not even a wheel spin though, am I stupid?
Am I fucking stupid?
Can I get a refund?
Chaha, what are you doing in the ward room?
This?
Listen in.
Okay, hold on.
And then, Wells.
No rewards here, though.
Send it.
It's just uh, it's just the reports
Need help
What
All right
Why may I report evil doers and it's not order I mean I have to you know if the air was around
and
today's reward points are here
they're cool thank you
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Yo, what's up, man?
Just chatting.
I'm just chatting.
But chat, I only have a bit of an hour.
So I'm doing trade-ups today.
Yo, what's up?
What are you doing?
Just getting rage-baited by my chat.
Nothing else is new, though.
What are you doing?
I was about to lock in.
I have all the skins.
I got all the juice.
I was going to open some trade-ups, perhaps.
Do you know if there's any super machines in there?
Because I know that these are a little bit different last time.
Right?
A little bit?
If you string share it and show it to me, I can tell you, but I don't even know what you got.
Okay.
I should have that.
Nice. I'm really not sure.
Wait, so you guys don't know if they're ready yet? I'm pretty sure they're ready.
They should be ready.
They should be. It was last week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is. Look at that.
You screen share?
Yeah, they can bug. They actually bug.
Bang.
So, yeah, see the WD?
Yeah.
See, look, look, this is what I got from his gift yesterday.
See that?
These are insane.
Number one highest float cloud chasers.
Actual number one.
Chinese are the worst, most scuffed gloves in the game.
You cannot find gloves that are more damaged than this.
Actual number one on Earth right now.
It's a max loss, which is gonna cool if anybody-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's a max win because no one else will ever have
this I have a flow.
Well, couldn't they technically charate like trade-ups
to be like nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,
nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine,
nine, nine, nine, nine, like this?
Yeah, but it's very unlikely.
I don't know.
It would be weird for someone else to do it.
It would just be weird.
Oh, I can show you just my game if you want,
because I was like, what's the music on?
Why are you doing this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be good.
What would that be?
DMC will, you know, they will rip them through you.
You can't chest 75.
Chad, there's about 50, I think 55,000 dollars worth of chests in this.
There's a bunch of max ones in there as well. Let me look at the floats.
I think he said, I think he said top the bottom.
Yeah, so he said to rip them from top all the way to the bottom here and then the bottom ones are if you know we're over.
over over. Yeah, these are all factoring in a shot. Those are factoring new gloves right
up. Wait, oh, 004, 002. Wait, wait, so what could those be? These would be, oh, they're
like a mix of new, of new case and old case. No. So that would, this right here is like
The Vice Globes, those pink ones, then from the fully tuned you get ultraviolence.
Hey, what happens if they hit that factor in your perfecta?
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Driver glove.
Did they begin it? That's a ammo. It could be
They got it. That's not bad. I like them. I like them
Root beef flowers are full. I like those better
Our brocade cranes. These are good. I don't mind. I'll lose it like 200 bucks. Sheesh. Oh, okay
They're not gonna be super expensive unless it's these ones right here
Right well s right s and then ultra-violent no
Oh, is that motor?
Yeah.
Is that motor?
It's moto, motor.
OK, this is really bad.
What is that?
20 bucks?
Yeah, basically.
Ew.
Basically 20 bucks.
OK, brother, what the?
Brother, is that?
Is that Ninja Turtles?
I don't know why they even added these games into the game.
Wait, why?
It's so bad.
Wait, I would rather have nothing than, like, I would rather have just, just the hands than that.
That's not awful.
Third Commando, more like third worst in the game.
You're doing a terrible one out.
You have to refresh.
Ooh! We're not, yeah, we're not like those, yeah, we're not, we're not.
I'm moving the next one as well.
Okay, okay, now what about
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Is that good
To be yes. Yes. Yes, and then
You know P and O bad. I don't like it
Well, what's that?
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Know I can't really tell oh oh that that's good right?
Break even
That's not good. I mean I like them
Oh, okay, the the pattern symbol
Chat this pattern is absolutely awful, you know, I
Don't think these change by pattern really
Yeah, like the fade ones do but these are all these enough fades. They can say it's muggle fade
Yeah, there's two different ones
Okay, okay, okay
What about
These ones though, could be good, right? Let's get some ultraviolence here. Show us an ass. It's us. Yes
Should we look at the tips?
I think so. We want pink. Pink, pink, pink. Bubblegum pink.
No, I don't think it's pink. Oh, no. What is that?
No, again. Is it the same gloves? Bro, wait.
The odds of that are so low. Wait, hold on.
0-3-7-9, man.
Okay.
Oh.
wait did 489 yeah it's not the same but hello okay V what are these trade-ups
man it's okay I mean we don't care because this one that's good that's
That's good. I know this is good.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, it's again.
Yes, nice.
Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.
Pink.
Is that pink?
What is that? Again?
There's chocolate chester feels.
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha.
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Feel like
And those are new too, I know
Yeah, don't tell me I guess three it's two hundred twenty-five
But an American is like what 150 160. Oh, yeah
But what about these though?
Okay, I actually like the chocolate chester foods. Please s again, please. Yes. Oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh! Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip!
Wow, wow, wow.
Into the pink.
Oh!
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Isn't it?
Is that it?
Those are good. Those are good.
Are they?
Tiger strikes.
Yeah.
How do you have those though?
Oh, wait, those are not.
Those are not good.
Yeah, those are good.
It's not.
Keep forgetting that the market crashed
like six or seven months ago.
Good thing.
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Okay, watch this ultra balance there
Sorry. Oh, I can't I wear I felt it
I know that's already
Yeah, I can't ask again. Oh
Yeah, I know that I know it's them
Get to go for your Ray. I like that. There's a good no 500. That's clean
That's clean these I just bought a pair of these yesterday. They're so good
Can you show me the pattern?
One ten. Yeah, yeah. Wait, there's patterns. How?
How can I show you? Alright, so if you get more black, or like more cheetah printed.
Do you see the cheetah print on there?
Uh, oh, I see it.
The doors are... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you want it to be on both the right and the left.
are like very bad. All right. I mean, the price is really
got a thousand buck of rules. Yeah. But it's nothing compared
to this item. I mean, I already pre-watch this so I can
already tell you. Shall I watch this?
Bang! Oh, weird vibes.
Meow. It's a D was that driver. Driver call.
No, oh, I like those starting love bang
I like that plants with these. Yo shabam. I like those
Shabang
Should these are good. No, I think they're pretty
How much you've been this you're not bad it yo yo you're a 500
But I like that, but just look at the variety of gloves though. We only have one look at that. That's nice
No, that's cool. Yeah, well like on average you you've been hitting nice gloves like one bad pair and all the other ones look good at least
Like it doesn't even matter about the value
Hold on
Motor
Is any good motors at all? I
Like the blood pressures. It's the same goddamn ones
Yo, yo, we're just dropping the gloves at the office at Bob your buddy
What was where was putting in the bombs right now or please it fix the shit is I mean this is it's as we bug
One one like a really impressive one is one really really great one
BAM!
BAM!
Okay, that's sport, I know that's S, I knew it.
So I call it every time.
Because it's...
It could be specialist.
X, these are actually nice gloves though.
Yeah, no, I mean, it's my favorite side actually.
I'm gonna say the console, okay.
On day one of the terminals, I bought those for...
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Okay
What is that what is that that's don't you know it's that's horrible horrible. It's horrible. Oh my oh
My what it's like some fucking camping fucking Everest climbing a larper fucking knife. What is this shit man?
Yeah, I'm going to tell him to ravine.
Ravine, ravine.
What is it if you left?
I thought we had five overall left.
Oh, oh, oh!
Let's translate it.
Hold on.
Jack, any Chinese here in the jet?
What have you meant, there a note?
You know, the dude who sent these is Chinese.
Probably whether somebody contacts.
Gemini what does this mean it says the translation, please
What
She memorized my eyes or no she mesmerized my eyes making it so I can no longer love you
Way
Interesting it's like a cheater. It's like a cheater thing
Yeah, it's like someone else came into my life
Yes, we now need it to be OG collection
What is that that's new that's the flowers thank you flowers. Oh man, I can't
How do you have these man? Oh
Wait, we get some ultra violence. I felt something really weird
Yes
What the fuck is that?
Okay, okay, what is that man?
Wait, wait, hold on
Hold on
Hey, hold on
Hey, hey, hey, hold on!
That's hard! That's hard!
Bruh, that's straight heat!
I mean, it does match.
No, but nobody's unique it.
How can you see a super cool emerald with some bullshit fucking golf glove?
Never!
I would rather use those jade gloves personally, but I do get it. I do get it.
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I think it's like the first time I've met you, the R beat of playing a game in its final
stages is like the first time I've met you, what, true or false, I can't, oh it's like
his heart is racing like the game is is like what because he's like these ones back
okay what what what is that it's the same thing right it's uh fracture and then factory
factory new hedges factory new like 30 30 000 max one just do it just nope nope nope and it's
It's gonna be and it's gonna be and it's
We haven't gotten a singular OG care of gloves yet
I don't actually mind it hold on
It actually it doesn't even match it somehow doesn't match I
Think because it doesn't show like the handle the other one did
Loves come on come on. Okay, please come on. These are factory new
Remind me wait. Thank you. Oh, man
Was that one that's well
24 for like four out of 24
Really good odds please from max
No, it's bad. It's bad. It's I think it's bad. It's bad. It's bad. It's again. It's
my fourth pair. I mean, I mean, there has to be a problem with the game. There has to
It has to be a glitch, man.
It has to be a glitch.
Factory new?
Oh my God, yeah, factory new, I can't.
Like, look at the color.
It's like, it's like out of the bottom most.
But it's the shittiest model I can't.
Come on, just do it again.
Oh!
Wait!
Is that factory new?
Is that good?
Is that good?
Is it FN?
Is it FN?
FN video!
BANG!
Is that good?
Those...
That is worth $1,800.
Not bad!
We'll take that!
Oh!
It's not even going to be listed.
Wait, it didn't have been sold on...
It would be stupid to list.
Sold once on the market.
Oh!
Oh!
You're gonna be stupid to let the ones on the market. Oh
My god one soul. Oh my god. That was last year too
Holy
Wait, that's
So sexy, they're only the only good office. There was a there was any that case if there wasn't a global
Yes, yes
Yes, we love that. I'll take it. That's that's the max win of the match loss
Best stuff
Folks, please man. Fuck you man. It's a butter fun. I know it's a lot of change as well. It's gonna be up
Let's try doing something good this time. Okay, I'm trying my absolute death. I promise
Dude dude, dude, please give me up
I'm staying the cum stain that's it. We're like three more. We're poor. We're poor. I
love everything. I love everything. Okay, at least at least I mean on paper it can be
chance and it's fucking bullshit and it's broken flowers I like those I mean I
like those actually I think it's kind of nice that's good that's cool factory
new as well wait that's nice I actually be like I really like them
oh for see you know these are worth about $2,000 yo not bad what would be blue
and nice with those not too blue a little maybe maybe a non-fully emeraldish
maybe like gamma doppler or bright water or something
uh oh that that carambit on the left
is that and then up one up one yeah maybe i don't know what this is
and if i go up under there
might be too dark. Yeah, no. Wait, no. It's because I had the wrong thing on it.
42 months. Wow. Very cool knives, Mr. Can. Can I get a welcome to jungle? That's really
good. I don't mind it actually. Look at how bright it is. It's just too many patterns though.
Why do you chase dopamine so hard?
Oh, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, it's too many patterns.
See, this is almost like a stain pattern.
This is an army pattern, and it is flower pattern,
or even dot pattern, it's too many.
It's too blue-ish.
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I'm sure there's a combo we could cook with these new ones, no?
I mean, I'm sure there's a combo here that's worth it.
Dude, I'm not kidding.
Like, this wife here is so weird to me, because the cheapest shit is one of the best combos.
Like, this CT combo clears almost everything else.
Yo, X, do you want the final numbers here?
Yeah.
So you spent $45,000.
The total, with your max wins, being the Butter for Knife Emerald, at $7,000, the Brocade
Flowers being $2,600, the Butter for Knife floor being $2,000, the total that you got
back is $25,000.
and bucks. Well, let me get it back here. That's not too bad. You only lost 20k. And
you got some insanely nice stuff out of it. True, true, true. I mean, true. I mean, there
were a few good ones in this, right? Like that almost really. If you were opening cases
is wrong for that butterfly knife,
it would cost way more than 45K.
And you got another 20K back as well on top of that.
But also, I mean, this is precious though.
I mean, this is precious.
Because one, it was opened by hand, okay?
And has a memory to it.
This is like a brain NFT.
Like, fuck an NFT.
Like, there's NFT in my brain that only I can access.
Exactly.
You have this forever.
It's the experience that matters.
So it makes it a lot worth it.
Now I just think we need to come back and try to get insanely good gloves.
The gloves did not really hit.
I mean...
You had some mid, mid, mid, mid?
You could get a match.
Yeah, I mean that one didn't even close either.
Like it was...
It was very, very unlucky with the OG gloves.
Yeah.
No, some of those were real unlucky.
Those black gloves with the vanilla M9 bayonet go hard-toe.
Like I said, that's nice.
Like is that clean?
I love Vices.
You just need a different operator.
I think Vices are just like they're just so good and they've only been going down in price, which doesn't make sense
How good they are
Well, there's almost all the new blood right you see L
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To I feel like these can cook though
As everyone what night I said we ought to go with this
I don't remember is it like the M9 black
with lore no that that wasn't no that wasn't the the initial combo was it what are the odds
you're running it with like the end of the night you have to commemorate being your only
columbian actual viewer let's ask chat if you support this motion if not give me xqc skip
Love you X. Love you Chas.
Always happy to see you less than three.
You know, in the sun, I don't like it.
I think it's absolutely garbage.
That's just not it. I'm sorry.
I really wish they made it so you could choose, like, your knife-glove combo per map.
Because you can't change your knives and gloves when you're in game already.
It really sucks.
Because I can imagine you're running that, but then it's a really bright map.
I agree.
Or randomizer.
You can do that.
You can do that.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Probably needs the command and shit, right?
No, if you just, if you right click on a skin.
Then click after a favorite.
Oh, yeah, then you can shuffle between the favorites.
Alright, well.
I'm gonna do the other check.
That was it.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not mauled, but I'm not, like I'm not ecstatic, but there's a world
in which you don't even get that butterfurnife emerald, like, true, I don't know, it's okay
to be mad, but I feel like that was really good.
Oh, hold on, hold on, that's gonna cook, hold on, hold on, that's gonna nice, so it's too
much, the bowie knife is too much, like it's so big, it's like a sword, it makes me get,
It reminds me of Valorant.
It's just not it.
Yeah, it's obvious.
There's a song when you inspect it.
Oh, yikes.
All right, well, I've had enough of this.
Fuck man, I'm actually, you know what?
I can be mad at it because I also want to have a pure emerald,
like a real one, and we got it.
So, I mean, I'm not gonna get mad.
I don't think there's any reason to be mad.
Like, people, I know people who have done
400 trade-ups and haven't got a singular gem.
So, bang.
a bank. Now you have the best gem in the game. Literally the best gem.
Um, I'll replay chat. 07? Yeah, probably, probably not.
Probably not. All right, well I'll leave you be. It was fun. Thanks for hanging out,
bro. If you want to do more, you can cook them.
Easy. I mean, is it good to chat? You guys, I didn't like the trailer. I didn't like
the gameplay. I mean, I just didn't like it.
I was probably not, I was probably not.
Am I muddied?
So, what's up, yo, sorry, I was walking in.
Hey, yo.
If you want to do more trips, let me know.
Okay, I'll send you a request also.
I'll get back to this, and I have it going now, so I'll haul it over.
There's just a little USB-C, because I have a fuck on a damner now.
Okay, that could work.
Just ask, it's not a big deal.
It's not like, you know what I mean?
Okay, makes it easier. I'm sure they can do it.
All right.
All right, bye-bye.
Take care, man. Thanks, man.
Yeah, thanks, man.
See you later.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Okay.
Thank you.
Um, that's cool.
I think it's good if we get it going, but um...
Yeah, there's quite a bit of zombies.
Chas, this sounds different.
Is he not?
What the fuck?
And I always just picture him as that guy for some reason.
He looks cool, actually. I think he looks cooler now.
He looks like every other Dagestani.
He doesn't look like Dagestani.
Someone awfully familiar right in front of me.
Someone looks.
I say
that was insane you wrecked those guys when do we start on the
mystery missed upon I mean it you've really kicked some serious ass
not someone who's entertained what the fuck
hahahaha
it's put in a game
I love it. That's so good.
Very interesting here.
Is that alright?
I'll lose this.
Scyon.
Son.
Sixty-three months.
Much love.
Here are these lands of false gods and prophets.
Gather your brethren.
I'm in South Brawl.
That's Stroud, what?
Make my desert room.
Okay, what the fuck is this?
Um, yeah, uh, probably go on this one, probably go on this one.
Alright.
Um, was it definitely that was that jam?
No, well, um, it was good. It was good
All right
There is a new jump King game called the jump King quest. No, we already did that one
When you jump king a try here
I mean, we already played this one before.
It wasn't fun at all.
It wasn't hard either.
Oh yeah, I don't think it was very good.
All right, okay
That's cool. Oh, we believe them on the game. I didn't enjoy it. I'm not a lie
I make Jack I can travel or something if you want I will I will I will try it if you so if you so wish
Wait, where did he get this?
Huh?
Where did he get that?
Early access.
I'm confused. All of this?
I just didn't know.
Um...
I will, um...
I'll give it a shot, sure.
Okay, so come my balls xd
Wait how much does that have left is it 90 yeah, I need a force out of computer
I'm not in the game not sponsored not in the game neither these things are happening
I'll play a lot of it for a while while this is loading so it's gonna go better than
do not stop it on a place
i don't have anything it just whatever i saw the trailer i mean
i didn't shit on it but i wasn't uh i mean there's a lot of things in there
a little bit it's um will you ever be going back
or so i agree i agree with uh
like you take hitman over as a format as a game as a quality game
and a lot of it a lot of it it really goes backwards
even that's not the game
I mean, Trilatruz are good in the get-of-the-game, but depending on how late they develop,
Like, Wukong was better with Yon, but that was like five years before the game came out, though.
Like, it had a lot of problems with framerate, and how they were going to do a lot of the animation and lighting and all that.
Yeah, I mean, that's not compatible, really.
Welcome back, X.
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I need a car master points a while waiting
Okay, please please it just give me a fucking win here, man
Like you did a good car early, and I'm not even that much just one the good early car welcome to the jungle PLS
there's just one kind of a five early like everybody else gets bang and then
one that's about a week in close really
you got the five by some stupid action in reality also why did you stop playing
deadlock on stream and every day I just play like twice with friends I'm
I'm going to just turn.
What I spawned in the golf club?
Okay, early smoke me. Did we get a dead and spawn me a fucking car in there?
Can you smoke?
Yeah, I did it.
And we lost.
Yeah, every guy towards me.
So cool man. Wow, he had to challenge the wrong guy.
He battled the wrong guy. Legitimately brained at it.
Well, there's a life as there is a life as it's like loaded
Um chat is there I mean is there cars in this car game
Did they print out the cars
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Don't see anything
I mean, am I crazy?
The car? Demon has no cars in it, then.
Wait, I think that was... was that not my... that was my Jenta, no?
What the f**k?
Help me, help me, I call hot coffee all over my ppk for me in these hard times out.
Where's it?
What the fuck?
Help me, help me.
I called up the cop.
I think he tried for me in these hard times out.
Where is he?
What the?
Is he gonna pick it up?
I feel a swan over there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait.
What?
Purple gives me a level 2?
Last try, Bobba.
Incoming car drops!
Car drops!
Come on!
You need like a level 6 at minimum.
Okay!
Okay!
This has got to be matched with that.
This has to be it!
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Start handle note open a little for you
Me and so apple it's okay
How about some more smoke though?
Wait, is that up over there?
to the hills because I mean it it could be a match win if it's a good car and he gets
it I mean I'm bound I did see something though
Is that the smoke that was inside the city that I already checked or not?
Could be.
Check the block on them
Yes, I mean it's gonna fucking end at the end and start the challenge
I'm gonna go hide just for just a second I just look around right here this is got
have to be an accent. 67, 67, 67, 67, 67. This fucking vehicle, man. Wait, I'm gonna
wait let's look as gone man why is it spin at nothing his car is so shit man
Wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
He was only in the race.
Wait, how?
I have to go in here before but I don't know because that the bend is like a stupid thing.
Bang!
Fucking bang!
Give me that car, what is it?
Clock throw?
Oh, Gigi. This car is absolute garbage.
It's not this at all. It's not this. We had yesterday. It's so bad
Like I know it's so hard to just get a good car
Maybe yes get they always get the Porsche the Lambo and I was get the Quattro in the fucking and the the NSX I mean
Good I never see the quattro in its exit. We never even see those cars. Oh, I get those but we didn't even see them around
Like that that's just crazy. It's not the car. I had is not good. I just stop it like like dude
I know to play the game that that car is fucking terrible
It's a soul fucking bad man
It's good on dirt now fucking steep hills
I don't know what I'm saying.
They should be good right?
Okay
Really
I mean I'll make it is the most ready this it's so much time
I don't know what to do with that.
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Like what do you think we get that?
You're really waiting for me at my exit.
That's just that is honestly just not even fun.
I'll give you a shot.
Why is that in Bayrage? Well, check if you like your games.
Anyone who has games is just pure sniping and just making the exchange miserable, like a mombra.
Like really? Are we dead ass?
What is happening in my computer?
Okay, are you doing shaders or what?
Who is your favorite bunch from the movies?
Oh my god, Mr. Cal. Love your shirt. XQCL.
Why so loud?
do. Alright. So that's a weird looking, uh, miss about that.
It's a little bit young and unseasoned, no?
It looks like a dog.
Like, you know the dog that has like the long ears and like the eyebrows can kind of press
onto the eyelid or whatever?
You know what I mean?
You look like that dog.
You see it?
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That's fine.
Another thing that changes, the EULA. Very cool.
It's like on a platform.
Okay.
Yeah, I accept that.
infertile about children, mental information, short about following rights, rights and information,
and request to have it deleted. Then I want it to be deleted. I would like that.
rewards okay. Here comes setting Sandy. V-Sync off. V-Sync interval none.
it was in scaling none French and off ultra ultra motion blur off off off off
off it's blurry
looks good to me and then and then and then and then global illumination
I don't want to put the OCS or the LA, I don't even want to.
Let me just see where there's like a...
That's pretty bad.
There is no way you're going to experience GTA 6 with 1080p non-old right?
Why not?
More frames.
Where am I going?
Check I don't like it
Off
Check DLSS is shit like I like I know why every so caught up with these buzzwords like it's just not good
Like
Yeah, I'm taking it off. I'll put it in a picture.
Earn the number.
Purist.
W-Game.
All right.
All right.
All right.
One.
We can win the satellite, there's no need to be stinging it through a couple of clicks off the coast, few hours a go. That's all I've got.
We'll sort of retrieve what we're talking about. Let's close the fight.
Close down on the little housing.
I'll get him!
Get him!
He's going to come out from the water and then remember who he is, like James Bourne.
Holy cinema.
Holy cinema.
I said, light up.
W.
W.
You're awakening.
No shot.
Oh
the Icelanders?
Yeah, I know the Lore Rock, it's a little bit loud.
Turn it back.
This should be better.
Yellow Tape?
Dude, I love Yellow Tape.
What a classic.
Any loot?
of
of
Thanks, go on.
Any loops?
No matter.
As you run, it's pretty nice. It looks surprisingly good.
Some trade-offs for the, um...
That, but it's all good.
I
To get over there though
Am I problem?
I wanna go there though. That's where I wanna go
Maybe I can play him actually
What a chance.
The student tactic that I learned before.
Uh, crouch.
Yeah, I get it.
I know we still have guns.
There's a lot of people in there, I'm sure of it.
This is bad news.
All right tall grass crouch goes it in the classic
I'm good.
It is now pushed, both choppers down, hostiles are organized and heavily armed.
This is MI6, we're taking control of this mission effective immediately.
Are you injured?
I'm not alive.
Good. Because we need your help.
What's your name, soldier?
Bond.
Oh. You're not S.A.S.
I'm a dead criminal.
Training.
I'll have to make do.
I need you to be our eyes and ears on sight.
Do you see a camp?
The name's Bond, Jim Bond.
I know, but there's some light coming from the other side of the mountain.
That's it.
Get there.
I
48 months rookie numbers. I still haven't gotten a welcome to the jungle in 63 months
Bro wait for my silence and I'm gonna install a game but by 30 feet. Are we are we did us?
Oh, I tried Mechanica.
Oh, let me check it out then.
Where'd you walks come from?
You're gonna smell this.
Better keep those levels up then.
That's good. That little jog is...
Man, that's a goofy runner.
What is it?
Just... taking in the view.
I am now here to force you to turn off the TTS.
So, I am now here to force you to turn off the TTS.
So, I am now here to force you to turn off the TTS.
So, I am now here to force you to turn off the TTS.
They're an international group speaking in this but with actions capable and well
organized. Ex-medical. Fire arms are unfamiliar I guess. Special issue.
That's good. Keep your eyes peeled.
What?
Tell me, why is MI6 getting involved here?
The retrieval camp has been compromised. How and by whom is what I need your help figuring out?
But why MI6?
That's classified.
Is that British um, like see I think who's running a retrieval like a
How can I help if I don't know what's going on by doing exactly what I tell you
Yes, mom
mom
Why is there a hole here can you look through
I hope I'll see it when I play the top.
I like it.
It's a tight fit.
Running, screaming. Very nice.
How's it go?
What exactly? Alien technology?
Not quite.
What then?
How long were you in the waterfall?
You look like you're in question.
Then you're hypothermic. Get to the camp and find some warm clothes. I need you operational.
You and me both.
She wants him to risk everything for her mission but won't tell anything about it then.
This is kind of a classic, yeah.
Wait, there's a bunch of, like, alternative... like, pets.
Nope.
I like this pet right here.
uh...
huh?
Press E?
okay
I'm just weird, why E?
why E?
whoa, my mystery!
really?
I took a cool path for this!
The choice is matter by the way, it's important to markers.
They're most, elephant's heart, what a crudass.
The north is only doesn't help.
Oh, what a...
Better when getting spotted.
Can you give me a rock like I throw it?
I didn't want you to get worried typical sterilization
What's the one?
It's quite safe. Well, it's not how it is used. Oh
If it's planning to let him die in the explosion
All right, so I look at it
I know that you punch it.
Anyone want me to punch it?
Any intruders?
Oh, we got a vector.
Oh!
It was yellow tape, actually.
You're all like a good yellow taper.
A parka, you mean that coat?
Oh, he speaks the tongue.
You speak Serbian?
Montenegro.
I picked up a few phrases while mountain climbing there.
A man of hidden talents.
Now, let's figure out who these hostiles are.
Already on it.
I found a receipt in the jacket.
Berlin Cafe, November 17th.
Paid in cash.
Interesting.
Keep it coming.
interesting keep it coming all right I'll look for one receipt then briefcase it's
full of ashes one of ours self-ignite's open wrong hmm someone's lying here he's
been shot oh I mean notice oh I found one of their guns what kind it's TXK
biome serial's gone that's a good old vector
brilliant so just come up with finger then what
Holy.
He's angry, no?
He's dead.
Foster.
Oh, no, he's used.
Yeah, he works there.
See the engine there.
Keep going.
A little bathroom.
I think a bathroom.
A little IPC.
Broken.
All right.
Shower looks fine.
Maybe take a bag? Nope.
Heading into the camp now.
Don't draw attention to yourselves.
Especially camp.
Don't draw attention here.
All right
Well, I think I got this guy
Who might go here is my office I
Work here look is my remote device military grade laid encryption
Very good
Toon grid not here. That's just a site explosives protocol from the MI 6 Hamburg
Oh, can you see quest top left?
I got you, bro.
This. That.
This. That.
What is that? Keys?
I mean, I wouldn't think it'd set your exit key kind of blend in, no?
code reference Croatia maybe it's there it's they're hitting squatter RPG serial
394 KLB 211 the launchers part of a US ship had stolen in our Gears nine years
ago it's fast keep digging they're not done all right one permission together I
I guess.
Oh!
What is that?
Clanker?
Oh, what about this?
Seven of acorns.
Is that good?
And I guess it's for a mini-game, where you play cards
against somebody.
those nine men lost on the general job and the cleaner that was the mess
yep computer
come on let's check it out you've got this right i supposed to be moving this all right
the server will just mention the messy general job nine million lost hang on i know exactly who
we're up i missed a bunch of stuff though no i'm going to get back to the next
and it's a whole department
I'm serious
you haven't signed the official secrets act I need to hear you say
that you accept and acknowledge its ramifications
I accept and acknowledge
No one on rescue.
No, there's no solution at all.
Jack, is that good like the cards? Is it like a mini game? I don't spot it actually. I don't like it.
Hmm, welcome.
Very nice.
Uh-oh.
Enter tent.
Um...
Yeah, I got you.
No loot?
Oh, yellow.
Yellow means go there. Look at that. It's just subtle to use them.
Hello there.
I mean it's even a bug. It's just getting blown up.
Man, that's the whole point of the mission.
Lockers.
One three four four seven one five nine nine one two seven eight. Remember that
Some Easter egg for real
Well, I need that let it on
It's a small thing what would have ever do that and put that in like that. You know what we do that
It's probably the most important piece of information that we can't survive.
Bad Gile.
Cardboard box.
And you don't say, man.
What is that noise?
Distortion.
Oscillating.
No.
That was gone.
Uh-oh.
Any answers?
Hello?
Any answers?
I'm looking at this thing now.
What's left of it?
OBC units. OBC.
MLA's. Right. Uh, on-world computers, um, besides machine guns,
probably is spending some shock-absorbent money.
It's a big CPU. Down. Have a look around the Tethertron.
Okay. I think it's like a big-ass CPU, though. Look at that.
Big gold connectors, no? There's a thing.
Sequence, pattern, 1 and plus 3.
C manual, preferably the delimiter.
Pills and bombs.
What else we got here?
some random machinery some fluffy thing box
And is this a form of radiation in the area I mean it's gonna be good
It's like a new form of cancer
Wait, this is a way full suits
Go
Yeah
Yeah
What now
Oh, but there are some in the boxes, no?
What exactly are they?
What are they?
Mustard gas?
Where?
I'm a big, tough person.
Where?
Where?
Where is the water?
The land is over the stop.
Hurry.
Who is one?
What?
There's two of them.
The orange one. Do you know it? Here's the other one.
Can't see colors!
No!
No? No! No, I'm not doing this.
What?!
What?!
I thought I'm the mom of four of us.
after and they're about to leave yes and we'll let them thanks to you we've been able to deduce
exactly who the buyer is where they'll be meeting and at what time we'll intercept in a controlled
environment with no risk to the asset you just get out of here like me after my plane's third booster
one of your crew's still alive hostile is having one of the fanciest chances
I'll follow. See what I can do.
You're in no shape. They'll spot you and kill you. Remember who you're up against.
I mean, I know who you're up against.
I mean, I know who I'm up against.
There's some loot here? No.
uh
The mountains
Oh, that was loud enough.
Oh, the classic.
Is there another one?
Oh!
Wait.
This is what?
This is before, no?
You know what?
I don't think I'm gonna do that.
Oh, okay, I ignite and I have a right as I do
I don't think I did that right.
I don't think I did that right.
Oh!
Huh?
I mean...
I know it's a sheath.
I was driving home to a squad.
Okay.
I can turn the radio on.
And it left them very much.
And we'll see them soon.
This is bad news.
Looks like that.
You see anything I go down there?
No?
I thought it's two blocks down there.
That's cold.
That's cold.
We could drive them back.
Okay.
I'll be back.
We are going backwards. Oh, he's gonna go to the radio and as he walks back he's gonna
Wait I'm under that
all right check you know the prompt was was available there and no for like a
second there maybe I'm wrong
Buddy, buddy, I am sorry, I had to.
Storsky!
What about looking at incinerators and like that?
No?
You wanted to find the buddies?
Okay, this door was locked.
Nope.
I mean, did you make sure?
Satellite parts.
We want that.
Shush. Shush.
No!
We've done a bunch of time.
But what if they troll the game though?
What's the plan?
Yo.
Can't we just sit tight and wait for the others to deal with the hostiles?
What?
And what have you got?
Just one guy.
We're so screwed.
Get a grip of Earth.
Yo, stand up to my face real quick.
We can't leave without them.
Others.
And before, other side of the camp.
They split us into two groups.
They were really rough.
I hope they're okay.
Okay.
You need to stay put while I free them and run east on my signal.
What kind of signal? You'll know when you see it.
God speed.
Run east on my signal one.
Okay, yeah, I can do that. I'll do the signal thing.
Can I know? I don't know. I don't know who does this thing go. And they run it. I'm just
trying to see how I would have myself done.
Um, it'd be a lot easier to survive it, to send them over there running, and they all
die and you know as I escape him he's
single dinner but he's living oh good I
could take him down I mean that'd be
pretty good no
Oh, oh, oh, oh, my
All right, so this guy's no longer with us. That's the guarantee
No chop to
There's anything I
Know I'm going I'm just
They will still have a sense
That's bad news for the girls.
Let's go down here. One box at a time.
Is that good?
Not bad! Hey, that's not bad at all!
Oh!
Um, close a side wall.
Come on, some privacy.
For what though?
I don't want you back.
Oh, to end him!
Hey Bob!
At least not that right?
No longer with us.
Still good.
Any collectibles?
Oh, there's a crevice the whole time.
Oh, there's one of you in there, right?
Is that the same spot?
Who knows.
I think it's more logical for sure.
Alright.
I'll give us more time to take what we want.
We all need to have to go.
No, I'm not supposed to.
There's nothing on the left.
Just for my own.
OK.
There's a complete way out.
It's like a highway.
Should I get the bolt here?
What was the point?
Nothing.
We found it.
Hey, mother!
Then it's the logo of this the one-tap chopper
Yo, so ungrateful
I'm not actually getting mad at listen. Come on. I'm really afraid your friends
I'm not gonna be mad. It's just annoying
I'm planning to blow up the camp. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. They can't. That if it was in charge of the decimator
Still these guys mean business. We need to go wait for my signal and run east. What's the signal? Any ideas?
If you talk all the central past we're all here and it barely standing in this storm
Snap one of the wires and I bet that'll be enough
You bet here the detonator
You better take it
Okay
And it goes here on east towards the Sunrise
Sunrise
Thank you. That makes sense. Hold on. Let me just loop this up real quick. I think we're
We're good.
All right.
Time to bring the house down.
Subotage the cable.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
That's a little crazy.
Where's the rest?
That's two.
That's...
Why'd you chop him?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh
Bang
What
Wait, there's clothing
Yes!
Come on!
What?
What?
Oh, anybody? Wait, nobody out of that jungle. Let's get him.
you
you
you
you
you
You
This is a flight though.
What?
Oh, better than the, uh...
trend.
Do you have an appointment?
The name's Bond.
James Bond?
He's with me.
You're going to steal the lion?
You sound familiar.
I mean...
Can't wait any longer, he said the lion won't die.
He's saving for a big saver.
Just testing, testing behaviors.
Also, we gotta test the doors.
Doors are more important, these ones don't move.
Or, though they can disappear.
So I'm in trouble.
Did I say that?
I wouldn't have.
That's confidential.
I wanna hear about this, sir.
After you.
Oh, sorry.
Yes, I dragged her.
I wanna hear about that.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Alright, that's how you want her.
Pleased to meet you, I'm James.
And you are?
In a furiating news secretive.
Thanks.
Moneypenny, can I cram you for a second?
I'll be right down.
What about this door coming up in it?
Where's she going?
Alright, fair enough.
Sorry, your name is Moneypenny.
Does that come with the first name too?
let's not get carried away James at least tell me who I'm meeting you're here
to see and that right you're really enjoying this aren't you and you're
not particularly not okay oh oh I like that hold on shit good that's good that's
That's good.
Is he gonna put his hand on the door?
Come on.
No hand on the door, that's crazy.
All right.
Who's M?
any prosecutions or not.
She and no.
Moneypenny mentioned M being high ranked.
Yes, as high as you get in this house.
Right.
Alright, thank you.
Alright.
I wonder if you know why I've been called here.
Everything you need to know will be explained to you shortly.
I must say, you're all taking this code of secrecy very seriously.
You do know what SIS stands for, don't you?
No.
I do enjoy a quiet office.
Perhaps we can limit the small talk and sure M will be with you shortly.
S-S-S-U-S.
Take a seat.
So, Iceland.
Wait, I said that, Iceland.
Air crewmen in training accidentally stumbling upon an MI6 operation of the utmost importance,
initially willing to assist, but then you hang up on us.
Go against direct orders and ultimately blow up the invaluable asset we were there to retrieve.
So, I wasn't aware I was under MI6 command, and I just chose not to take your advice.
Well...
Right, yes.
Uh, Headstrong kicked out of several conflicts, thrill-seeking, several discipline...
Ah, here. Issues with authority.
I believe there's more case of authority having issues with me.
Look, I know where this is going.
You can spare me the velvet gloves.
Do you mind telling me why I'm here?
I would like you to join his Majesty's Secret Service.
Oh, please.
I want to make you a spy.
No.
You want?
You want me?
I want you to join my training program.
Though, I have to warn you,
it's unlikely you'll pass the tests.
Should you make it, I have to inform you that agents
have very short life expectancy.
Non-social life is near impossible.
And if you do get caught, we will deny ever having heard of you.
How does that sound?
Mostly downside.
Money's terrible.
When do I start?
Now. Moneypenny's waiting for you outside.
She'll run through the details.
Yeah, put him through.
You're dismissed.
My civil, but if I elude the bodies, so...
Yeah.
Check the pockets and I get a next winner.
Turns out this M character is not my boss.
You might want to keep that secret, young man.
Young man? All right.
Okay, here goes a true test. Doors.
No. No, I can't. I can't do it.
We don't do that.
Okay, hold on.
Now, the doing is because it's a tactical game and you have to be able to not get detected by a guy over there
and do the door anyway. It makes sense.
But, like, jeez Louise.
Alright, what about this?
Come on
What
Yeah
Chat if I would have given a number to hours right the doors in the games chat
This is gonna be this is gonna be a three. This is a three three and a half at most is this table
I mean, hold on how far can you do it for?
Yeah, about here.
You say you don't care about doors or an art?
It's an art.
Also, it's a new thing then.
Okay
Sorry, Zezane
Just speak. As I said, basic training and initial elimination rounds are already completed.
Only six recruits qualified for advanced training and so far all of them have excelled.
Final exams are in six months. You have to ace all of them to kill him
That's assuming that we may let's just stay on for that long green way
Training instructor missions above people in orders above principal sort of guy
From your profile, I'm sure you'll get along splendidly
Anyway, I'm sending you to the MI6 training facility in Malta while you'll be joining me other Malta
The flight's waiting for you
I'm gonna get a move on.
Right the leg, James.
Doing Malta.
Holy, Holy Malta scene.
John Greenway.
Yes.
And you're late.
That's the training facility, seen it, you're not here for sightseeing, in fact, you shouldn't
be here at all.
Okay.
I realize that, the better for both of us.
On sight seeing.
Got it.
About me being here.
You'll have to take that up with them.
Already tried. She insists we give you a chance.
And I'll take you.
Yes, until you get bored or the work's too hard.
I read your mind.
To do this you need skill, discipline and above all, dedication.
I had a lot of that done luck. We'll only get you so far that we've got that covered sir
I like what you've done with the place
Adaptive reuse without compromising the historical hair is actually good there
It must be large under the fence budgets. We live up to or surpass all requirements for an intelligence
I expect the list of things you don't know is quite extensive.
Not bad.
Come on.
This way.
That's not too bad at all.
Hi. Oh, thank you for the tea.
Did you have lots of image check that's right.
Just checking the wind direction now.
Seems to be going in that direction, right?
Let's go.
Don't want to get burned on the first day.
Oh, man.
Oh
My god, bro, are you kidding me? The wind is blowing in two directions at the same time
I might have had what's up? Yeah
Everyone
Jack's in the area
What's up
Oh, dude, I was walking away. Hold on. No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to fight it. No just kidding
Oh, okay. Take this then. And that. No.
Okay. Okay, now watch this then. Nope. Oh! Stop it!
Oh, gosh.
Nope.
What happened?
watch out why'd ya watch out buddy nope
no how did you do that okay okay way
hold on now so perhaps some basic
training might still be needed.
I guess.
Chris does.
Monroe is top of the class.
I tasked you with bringing him up to speed.
But sir.
He gets two weeks to pass by.
That seems rude to me.
We still have to study for social engineering.
Who will miss that?
Chris, you like those?
You know what, I'll up this one notch.
If he fails, I take two credits from both of you.
Credits.
You know, I don't know what to say.
do you love a challenge respectfully sir I think we'd be wasting our time
um okay I guess
I hit him like 8 times than he once saw, I mean.
Wasn't it bad? Yeah, it's us. Wasn't it?
So yesterday was fun
Listen, I don't know who the hell is playing famous to you obviously someone up high
But you won't get any from me better candidates would cut as I'm concerned
You should only be here if you burned it. Well you and Greenway both
Bang!
If you open it in an instant, that means you've been looking at one point back at the head.
Bang!
Very nice.
Pressure is our top driver.
She'll take you through the trial.
Learn from the best, what's it say?
You better learn fast.
Care to explain the car?
06 CBS, a classic.
It's a real-life action 2 back in our days.
It's a gorgeous drive.
I think some real-life action do back in their days, so they could all just drive.
What's that?
Come on then, get in. Do a lap around the island, we got a few for you.
Passes you please.
On this terrain though? All driving?
Let's do this.
I'll come along, show you the course and give you a few pointers.
Don't crash.
Go, go, go!
If you want to breathe and row, Tom, you need to take a bit.
slow down
how am I going?
I don't know what I'm going
oh that's a nice plan
use the handbrake
charlton
I can breeze it with it though
oh
Oh, you don't even have to handbrake him.
Again!
Again.
Yeah.
Not too shabby.
Next time, let's you go fast.
Hey!
Hey!
Two weeks.
Come on.
How do you get a win on that?
Okay, let me get it.
I miss one, so I never need to tell them.
Is it okay?
Don't shoot, I'll just shoot.
What?
Oh, okay.
Whoa!
Okay.
Whoa!
Who's Angie's just there?
A hundred.
All right, what my slope
I pull up
We mean that
I
That's a house I
Fuck
They get
But he's good
Let me know
nine
Yeah, yeah, whatever
What
Again, okay, let's do this
I'm gonna kill him.
Wait, what?
I'm gonna kill him.
Too easy.
Get him out.
if you want to get a
up
you
what
Oh
G
Oh, he kicked it open. Okay
Well, you know what actually the variety in combat I think I see how cool
You didn't know what to do. I didn't want to be rude
That crew Europe oh come on
Me dating horror stories you care to share you look like a man who's had it for you
You think this is a joke. I watch this
Fake surrender I thought you knew I
I don't have to earn this. I can just get by on blind luck, right?
Who needs luck when you've got the old boy network on your side?
Holy...
I'm gonna rush him. Watch this.
Ow!
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, too far.
Wait.
Wait. Okay. Okay.
Waffa grab?
Wait.
Okay. Let's go.
Why the tactic that they've learned by the way, I don't think you can do that.
You can't grab him.
Okay, whoa.
What the...
Yeah, but I think you should still do anything.
No.
Wait, what?
I am so amusing.
Yes, another son of the water.
I'm trying to do it.
I could have done an incident.
There we go. I'll show you.
Oh, okay.
See, I'm getting full control now.
Wait.
I'm watching some of the edge.
Oh shit.
Wait.
And then.
What?
Wait!
And then...
What?
I...
And then...
I...
And then...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I can't help it.
I can't help it.
Just can't help yourself, can you?
What?
I, for one, won't be sorry when you're gone.
Sir, this is on me.
I decided to take this barring outside of the ring.
Things might have gotten slightly out of hand.
Don't take the blame for him, Monroe.
Honestly, sir, he's cleared his close combat requirements.
I just really want to test him.
See what he's got.
If that was out of line, I apologize.
Slightly.
I expected better from you.
And Monroe, if you want this mess, clean it up.
Alone.
All right.
You passed basic training, congratulations.
They undergo.
However, there is also the matter of your performance review.
Bond is immature and reckless.
Ron.
Guided by his gut feelings and mistaken ideas of loyalty.
He's a bad influence on the other recruits
who inexplicably fall victim to his charm.
Cap.
Greenway recommends that I cut you from the program.
Not exactly a surprise.
It's been a pleasure, mom.
I want to show you something.
It's man, but in British...
It's just an unfortunate, um, world of the tongue, you know.
I need a trick.
Yes, I'd rather enjoy it myself.
What's down there?
You'll see, but first let me give you some context.
I've been heading MI6 for 14 months now. Tell me how many terror attacks have we had on British soil in that period?
As far as I'm not...
Like 60?
Have agents blown covers?
I wouldn't know, Mom.
Also, none. How about the number of prevented or secretly resolved conflicts?
Countless.
This way.
They're just making sure that the player knows that this is fiction.
I'll go to
That's a bit of a never before we had a success rate like now never
What is that?
conflict resolution to such high standards
Unprecedented and unrivaled by anyone else in the intelligence community
I've been in the ceiling.
Oh.
It is bottomless.
Oh, quantum computer.
second-generation quantum computer I thought those things were theoretical
at best that's what we want you to think fair synthesizes millions of data
streams instantaneously to make statistical deductions on matters of
national security the systems all but wipe the floor with gchq since its
activation we've saved lives thought it more attached clothes final form
That was there, in Iceland, in case you were wondering, guiding you every step of the way.
And yet it was wrong.
That's what they used to plump this game.
There gave you a less than one percent chance of success, you simply beat the odds.
I didn't realize those were actual thoughts.
Still, you proved an important point of mine.
You see, I strongly believe that there is still a need for such human flourishes as
heart and intuition in modern spy craft in fact that's the very reason I'm
bringing back the double O's oh I heard you were cleared for advanced training
I am you did an impossible thing I would like you to do it again all right if I
can't then I don't have much use for you do I
I'll get the hell out of my Faraday cage every every scientist take you to Q that
are top channels is always ball but I think he just comes with the with the
work so what's in Q lab from Q I wouldn't really know where to begin you'll
see you really should work on that infuriatingly secretive side of yours
no you don't think that I'm hitting your man you know how about this I'm sure
there'll be a surprise or two for you in there hmm bit of the top house you just
wait and see
they just had to put a red box they just have to
I'm sure Q is waiting for you.
Oh, and Dr Tan asks to see you as well.
But for a sign that says taxi.
Very cool.
So sorry, but I tried to move this way.
My fault.
Seriously, that's enough.
No.
I'm sorry, what is this?
really need to get through I stand aside and let me pass that's gonna be a
hard no buddy no no okay step aside and let me through how many more times
the gun.
Yep.
Okay. I- I just found the problem to the max, eh?
Welcome to Q-branch.
Where might I find Q?
Down past the central platform.
Cheers.
Who is this Q-person?
He's the Head of Branch.
Dapper looking chap, but don't let appearances fool you.
The man's mind is as sharp as the crease in his trousers.
I should narrow the list.
What exactly is Q-branch?
MI6's internal R&D division.
redesign customized field equipment for that extra edge I'm not getting a sign
like Cold Warman we prefer to keep you alive and we're on the same page like
Lucius Fox at the Wayne Enterprises
nice and weird oh I guess all of your test flights tight up we've taken Gary
No more free haircuts wireless the metonymous 50,000 volts
Oh
engine go again give me a moment the bells are adjusting what's up in the
curtains guy my turn not the way hey I press it give it to rest easy now yo I
I pressed it! Where's the boom?
So, no boomer.
What's up with this one?
It's not too bad.
I'm sorry.
Do it again.
I'm just seeing.
What have we talked about? Something?
Sometimes a knife in the dark just doesn't cut it decent palm Douglas. You've been practicing you notice. I'll leave you to it
Unavailable
Any more than we control or was that
Who did that
What is that?
That is an impetus cube.
It's design is evocative but ambiguous.
It's purpose, elusive.
Few people can resist that urge to give it up.
Of course, when they do, south.
Curiosity killed the trespasser.
Stunt.
We're not barbarians.
Yeah, cool.
Stunt.
This is cool.
It's very elaborate.
Yeah, I like the attendee details.
The web industries have come a long way since artillery commons.
Crocs.
The men with the golden touch.
All right.
That's enough of this.
Wait, what is that?
Okay, I see nothing.
Okay, one more, one more.
Oh! Oh my god!
She is. It's a flashbang, I get it.
Oh my...
Is that poison?
It's locked.
Is that a fake circus?
It's like hidden.
Which country?
Which time?
Dr. Selina Tan.
I'm in charge of tactical simulations.
My department specializes in performance management and skill development.
I've been working with Thayer on a prototype based on the ICIMD incident.
Once the system is operational, I'd very much like you to have a go.
No, I'm not sure.
Ever been one for nostalgia?
You're intrigued. Admit it.
Come and see me after training.
I promise you won't be disappointed.
All right.
Take scientists.
He's actually a bad guy.
Stand still.
Because he's got hair.
I'm looking for someone called Q.
And you found him.
All right, step through here, please.
Really, Q?
Hello Q.
Oh, look into these.
Oh still, eyes open.
What was that?
It's your lenses.
They need a little time to calibrate, so you won't see anything just yet.
Ah, interesting.
Right, follow me. I have something for you.
Right. Follow me. I have something for you.
My line says so.
Holy pick one!
I... don't really have a watch.
Oh, you do.
May I seat?
Holy ad, pleasant.
now you get a new one man goes a touch of the watch
watch.
I like...
Embergren.
Why not?
Simple and classy.
It suits you first recruit to receive one give it a moment to calibrate switch on simple and classy
All to cheer now use the watch to turn off the two lamps on the table in front
Well done, man. Let me reset your watch to field mode. If it runs out of power mid-mission, you can recharge it from whatever electrical devices are available, such as the battery on the base.
Oh!
We need a cleanup over here.
Wait, that's all it charges?
So I might control them.
I like that.
Sorry.
Oh, what is that?
Battery.
There's that is everywhere
Shuffle all about the stuff that that I look at earlier careful on the cable
The boom okay, it's fine. I'll just continue for oh
Interesting yeah, I guess not
Hey, I mean I'm gonna control this line better. Yeah, what are you working on? Oh, it's this robotic arm. It keeps
Oh
Oh, oh, oh
Okay
You all sorted yeah
Yes
I'll brief you on advanced training.
Please.
Paul?
Your digs.
MI6 is setting you up in safe houses for the next six months.
You're with Preston Monroe.
So we're not going back to Malta?
I'll show you this and you want to go back to bunk beds.
To kill for a place like that.
But yes, you'll be going back and forth between MI6 and Malta for advanced training.
And when in London, you'll just have to slum it in bayswater.
We'll be right back.
Stephen Bright.
Never a guy in, Secretary Bright.
Bond.
I was just dropping off a few boxes for Cressida.
I hope we'll meet again.
Hey, you're a dog?
Oh, a lot of batteries.
Very cool.
Makers are at home.
right Chris barn secretary bright is your dad I just met him at the door yes
didn't you know it very cool
open it
I can open it, very cool.
What have you got for me?
The key to your room. Obviously the best room's already taken. But the second best one's still free.
Really?
Yeah, how many maybe decisions is a mystery to me.
The keys on my desk.
Why do you think this room is the best one?
Facing East releasing endorphins in the morning.
Cold in the evening and not facing the streets.
The bathroom is right next door.
Of course the pipes and the drains are facing this way,
but that's a small concern compared to the upsides.
You really considered all that?
Who wouldn't?
Besides, I really like the color.
When did you get here about 40 minutes ago?
I don't think there's any alternative that long about it.
We have a lot of work ahead of us, but not a lot of time.
All right.
Don't sound a mess in 40 minutes.
I'm impressed.
Shut it.
You're starting to sound like Monroe.
Hey, I wasn't talking.
Boxing glove.
It's for you.
Proud to keep your name on it.
That meant to be a jab.
Oh, good one.
Oh, good one.
Oh, this is me, then.
Yeah, this does beat the bumpers.
Oh, Monroe, are you hacking my laptop again?
What if there's something in the key, though? Like a bomb?
This is a book.
It's on the outside.
Oh, what's that going?
Oh!
Game console.
An old game console.
What is that?
It looks like a Super Nintendo.
Maybe a mix.
I mean it stop it you're going to break it find something else to hack please
all right all in bucks cryptography and cold breaking something to hack
drinks trolley a trolley
I don't shoes.
Oh.
Here's a computer.
Yo, what's up with that?
I love this watch.
okay a photo
drinking games I thought we were here to train alcohol tolerance might fell a
recruit diligent training required oh fun you want to try the game oh yeah look
Look at it for 10 seconds and try to memorize as much as possible.
Oh, you're good.
Okay.
Um, and I'll get it.
M.
10.
9.
Uh, 8.
7.
6.
Okay, gun bullets trident.
3.
Diamond pen skull.
1.
Time's up.
Oh, oh.
Now, tell me what the symbols were in the bottom corners.
Uh, at the bottom corners, it was a, uh, not a diamond, uh, not a pendant.
At the bottom corners?
Oh.
Bumbrella and crown. And, that's correct.
Oh.
I mean, that's just too easy.
The port was, uh, okay, cool.
Very nice.
I mean, that would be the channel. You would've seen me.
But you know, sometimes you get finished like that and there's a little bit of camera in
the middle left of the screen, just for you.
Good.
Let's settle this once and for all.
That poster should be locked on our wall.
This is now our home.
And our home needs things that really mean something.
And a beat up flea market no sir does?
Oh, that's rich.
This is a collector's piece, very rare.
That painting is just some mass-produced wreckage.
Shut up.
Now you're here. You can help us settle something.
I'll just get Monroe. Hey, Monroe.
Mind coming to the kitchen?
Yes, I'm in.
Bond, you'll be the judge.
What do you say?
The grotesque prestige of hypermasculine tropes,
or this piece masterfully commanding negative space
with a quiet intensity?
In other words, the cool picture or the boring one?
The boring one.
Close call, but I'll have to go with the painting.
Do you love a good negative space?
Two against one, Monroe.
Last thing you want in the morning
is that nausea-inducing poster attacking your senses.
Get a gulp in my room, then.
Jack, the one on the left end, it evokes a thought.
It makes you ponder.
The other one, it gives you everything all in your face.
I mean, what about it?
Let's go eat.
Thank God I'm starving.
How does a decent Indian just around the corner?
There's just enough time before we head back to Malta.
Right.
All right.
Always do the unexpected.
The first rule of spy club.
The task is simple.
Go in and get the flag.
No lethal force is allowed unless the opponent has intent to kill you.
This may not be real guns, but we still play by those rules.
Is that understood?
Bond, your first precedent on Roe will be your radio support.
Try not to embarrass yourself.
No, this is invoice.
What's our strategy?
It's after weighing it, won't it?
Greenway emphasized our code of conduct.
So this exercise must be about testing what equipment we are with the new equipment from Q Lab.
That's what I think we need to do then.
You got a watch? Come on!
Fuck you!
What do you say?
Warnings!
Thank you very much for your patience.
In position.
Okay, I'm...
Okay, I'm...
Okay, so that's battery, that's good.
I need more batteries.
What was that?
more batteries
I
Geed throw
okay that's good it's it's I mean it's
stealthish it's not perfect but
I mean, that works, right?
I mean, he might be dead, and he might be, but...
Oh
My god, oh my god, I'm sorry jet. I think I just did
Okay, well that's confusing I mean I could do that
Coming up the ladder. Uh-oh
Why is it a killer buddy?
Oh my god, okay, I made a move then that's it. Oh the flag was above I was zoned out among my
I should have done it separately, but I didn't have as much. Now there's a cooler. Let's look back at this.
Again.
Still not on.
Establishing the baseline is the first thing they'll want to do.
Answer truthfully.
What's your name?
James Bond.
How old are you 26? That's our baseline now watch this you don't like me do you?
No, I don't well
This is awkward. No, sir. The line is flat. So he's telling the truth
Small initial wage just before shows that he's under some duress picking his answer. Let's try again
Do you think telling me you don't like me will affect my ability to judge you objectively?
Calibacy.
It's based on our past experience.
Yes.
In other words, you think I'm incompetent.
Do you miss your parents?
None of your business.
But you would agree that being orphaned at a young age has left you rudderless and unable to finish anything, meaning...
What?
Nothing.
offended you think I've overstepped you do realize you put you in that chair in
real life they won't play fair they gain
physical
hold unlocker
I can't believe you made it out.
Oh, yes, it was very dense.
Fun. We're waiting.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's not a professional, though, is it?
Also, I only need to choose.
Actually, fuck it. All of them.
Okay.
Are you comfortable?
Thank you. I am.
Let's colour bright.
What's your name?
President Bright.
My colour?
Pale Blue Gray.
Okay, that's a solid baseline.
Now, start spinning porkies, Chris.
Ready? Here we go.
How old are you?
52.
Yeah, you do that. Try something harder.
Do you agree that privilege like yours makes one lose touch with reality?
What privilege? When my parents died and they left me as a cat on a moth-litten couch.
Not quite true, though, is it? Apart from your parents being very much alive...
What's that land in it?
...that you said to inherit land in the size of a small country when they do pass it.
seriously think I'm recalling points at the local if that was the case
don't be ridiculous she is good enough to try harder than that to trip her
about okay
bang professor how long have you had the horse from in my I don't hate that is
not fair but what you fancy
God
Let me guess the other big pictures
Well, this is going to suck.
Sorry.
It didn't mean to.
Oh!
Tissiness and disorientation.
The target balance is affected, making it impossible for them to remain standing in one place.
Perfect.
For when you need someone out of your way.
Shit.
It's not possible.
Correct.
given your current inability to listen to my guidance, it is not.
You'll get there, mate. I don't know. I need some help.
You can learn to control you, but you've done and hit the target.
Sounds simple enough.
Oh
Holy
I can't believe you pulled that trick on me, I was doing the unexpected, fast through
this bycraft.
I'm impressed.
Yeah, you still beat me.
Well, of course.
Yeah, I mean, you still beat me.
Well, of course. But, still.
Early day tomorrow, catch the flag at daybreak.
SAES are prepping for it now.
Suggest you get some rest.
I think it's pretty good at doing the tutorial,
all the introductions are awesome.
I think it's how you want to do it.
Listen, why don't we just take tomorrow off?
I wish.
Oh, serious?
we go get the fight now I have a well deserved rest tomorrow that's actually
not a bad idea well you want to do this first miss Bacra
bring my compass of your tracks
all right
They're going to stand there all night.
Leave them to me, boys.
Your piece is in.
Let me know when you're through.
Hey, guys.
What are you doing, man?
Come on, boy.
Listen, I know you guys are going to be humiliated on the court.
But if you choose to speak to us,
you'll have to carry on with them.
They're absolutely really nice people.
I'm just sending him up.
What?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll go around the side to see if I can distract them
I didn't see how did you okay?
Try night takes queen
It's actually better. I'm gonna stick this night. What? What? What?
What
Really I guess I mean okay, let's split up
I'll go this way when you didn't tell a bit.
This is a bit violent, a little bit.
One minute. Keep in touch.
Just checking my game.
I know I'm gorgeous, but you should get me.
Don't flatter yourself. You're not my type. Alps.
You really don't need to be going.
What are you doing?
Oh hey!
Listen!
Greenway's birthday is coming up and we're throwing him a little thing.
Just spreading the word.
Mind if I pass?
Okay.
Go ahead.
Cheers.
I'll leave him at this point.
What?
Sorry.
Oof!
Alright.
Oof!
All right
Still all crazy, but without us been salted any word from your two friends
Nah, still out. They just don't make sas troopers like in my day
Okay, I'll keep looking
There's a building across the compound that looks like a good place to start sounds like you boys are enjoying a little game of hide-and-seek
I mean, I could poison them and it's just, it's just weird, you know.
Repeat is on the top floor of the back building received and understood
Me you up there watch out barn. They're about to spot you
Wait how?
It's our full thing
I mean
I don't agree, this isn't...
What if I did that?
Oh!
Uh-oh.
Chad, what if I threw an off-board?
Is that too far?
Chad, come on, try this in front of me.
Can you just... oh, we can't save him.
Watch me.
Keep one, let me. Hey, keep one, let me do it.
Awesome poison.
Alright. Thank you, thank you. Yep, some of that.
Oh, what, upstairs?
What about pushing all of them at said time then?
Is he not going to get poisoned?
Hammer?
No?
Absolutely not.
No, absolutely nothing.
I don't know why he's taking the same pill as I did.
I don't know why.
You got it.
Right here.
Follow me.
I've got a plan.
I'm just gonna go.
Just cross the party.
Take him down.
What the?
Up there.
Get him.
What is happening?
There's too many of them.
Sit right there.
Thanks, baby. She's got sticky. It's not really an option. Just now
Over there what
Okay, wait, he's just dead I mean it. Oh no
I'm sorry. I need to be close to that. No worries mate. All the time in the world.
You course tougher opposition tighter deadline so be smart first this win gets extra credits
Yes, what is it bond first roof spy craft always do the unexpected and what about it
We followed it, sir.
Holy.
You should be killing me for that and poison a few of them.
Grab your coat. We're going out.
Don't tell me. T and Q come to sandwiches.
You wish. Come on.
Grab your coat. We're going out.
Don't tell me.
T and Q come to sandwiches.
You wish. Come on.
It's to everything, not M.I.C.'s.
So, come on, force!
Can't fault their timing.
You might be nuts.
Alright.
Oh, yeah!
I
That's what's placing
Ready?
All the way here for further instructions.
You too.
Now I'm just passing with luck.
Alright.
Honestly.
See you then.
What did your tech say?
Got a software update for my gear.
Well, I can't find you.
Access all of your friends and read your messages.
And you have some of them.
Right.
I do.
That's weird. Alright.
What is it? Give me that.
Wait, am I allowed to stick on to him?
You're having a laugh, mate.
You're having a laugh, mate.
I
This song it's coming out rich. I mean, let me let you say how it is. Oh me didn't see it
Right first time but I get it
Oh
Yeah, so those balls are very hundred though wait
Okay, we got it there.
I know.
The epithelium oxypetalimony blossoms at night.
Well, that's an interesting pick-up line.
Sorry.
I'll leave you with someone else.
Hey, how can you be so sure I'm not the one you want, Dad?
We only just met.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Leaving.
Excuse me.
Oi! I'm not finished with you!
Leave it, Gam! Leave it! Come on, come on, let's fight me a drink!
Oi!
Oi!
Where?
One present?
I don't see that head, it's not sharp.
and only for a single. What have you got for me? There's a package for you in the gents.
Watch it in private. X marks the spot.
Right. Call me a plethora, will you?
I mean, the way they talk is so insidious, you know?
Sorry, no, we're talking. What's up?
You point me to the gents, please.
Over there, by the entrance.
What is he trying to do?
Muddy, muddy!
Who is he trying to do?
I'm just tripping.
Are you serious?
What's up? What?
Dude, you know what?
Really?
I need to get past you. Sorry.
Oh.
Oh, sorry, sir.
You know what I mean?
I mean you like...
I mean, check.
Is he alright?
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Looking for drugs.
We've narrowed our suspects to three secretaries, Rick Balthort, Alice Weatherall, and Joshua
Pike, all at the club this very evening.
Your job is to identify the culprit.
Bond, you'll be teaming up with Nash and Singh to focus on Pike.
Keep this to Pikes on you and get up close.
They will enable Singh to access Pike's phone.
Best of luck, Bond.
Singh, Nash, we're on Pike.
Already looking for him.
Let's do this.
I'm sure you wouldn't rather go hang in the bar, but I've to warn you I'm pretty good.
No one chants up my girlfriend.
Okay.
Hey, wait.
Dude.
I'll let you have that one.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Don't forget to flush.
Oh man.
Jack, the detail is nice though, no?
I mean, that's a lot of fragmented stuff, huh?
Can I have a break more?
Oh look, oh look, oh look.
Glass physics.
Wow! Very nice!
Uuuhmm...
oh chat so it's like um it's like the hit-and-run game
It's like they're hitting that in the game, but you choose and mill the game pretty much.
Alright.
I don't know what's going on.
Hey, how's it going? Are you on the list?
What list is that?
Upstairs lounge.
Oh, yeah, I am. Just give me a sec, I'll be right back.
Is YouTube done yet?
That's crazy.
Looking for the upstairs lounge?
All the side of the club. You got a stamp?
Oh, no.
Uh, you need one? If you're on the list, my god, just colleague, but I'll sort you out.
a stamp sorry
um wait now give me that shit hey buddy you know I'm forgetting
I don't think
okay hold on
right here
I
Alright, I mean
What is that touching
I'm telling you, I'm on the damn list! Look again! I guarantee you miss it! It's Ria, R-I-A,
I work here. I work here. What about it?
It's so easy.
Oh.
You've got to come.
I even got one of the IP lists.
Free drinks in the upstairs island.
Of course I didn't.
Jones.
Just save Jones and you'll get the stamp.
Don't be such a bore.
Jones for the stamp.
Please.
Poison, thank you.
Come on, everyone.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Wait, what, but I had to stand though.
Wait, how'd you have this?
So I go upstairs how?
Be careful!
That's a better way to mark when Rose on her yours bikes upstairs
There's a guest list you better get on that list then
We'll get up some other way
I need to focus here. Good luck
Um
Wait as you all these just go back to it. Take it easy. Yeah, I'm clothes. All right
That's it
I'm not seeing any clothes. Sorry mate. Oh, I have a sample so
Then I already had it though
I'm fucking okay hold on I'm sure you know I know that was that was the wrong name but
I have to stand though no I can't do it anymore I mean Jones is it's gone now I mean I can't
I got a game that's burnt now. No
Jai nice off lock. I mean, I'm confused
I can't I can't go to go. She wanted me
Jai that did also burn that option because she come yet at the back
confusing the stamp but I had the stamp
let me go up I went up I look at us look
oh
I
Do you see you walk right past those bouncer spot? Oh, I just showed the most up wait
Is there anything I have to do here?
No, there isn't.
Stop.
Oh, there's someone here.
in the lounge now looking for pike find him and get up close
fine mistake can see that
i'm not gonna pass this one
come on this way
hold on
that's for something i can use to convince him
use your q-lens to locate lights for better
now we're getting somewhere stay up close to data extraction
I'll just text you on this.
Data's still coming in, but I believe you've identified our trade ministry leak.
I'm getting photos of classified documents from Pike's phone.
Bond, stay up close.
I'm not going to pass through this.
I'm getting some money.
Swiggin, be there.
I've got a little bands on now.
Just need to get through.
Get out!
Are you sure?
Why?
Excuse me.
Bad news.
The fight just entered the exclusive booth.
Oh my God!
This is a good fight.
You're gonna get a lot of people.
What do you mean?
I'm not gonna fight someone.
I'm not gonna fight someone.
I'm not gonna fight someone.
I'm not gonna fight anyone.
Oh my god, bro. Yo, yo, where's she?
Wait, hold on. I'm gonna go to the wall. Nope.
Oh, I'm the bombing guy. Aha.
Yes, but I deserve that you put in a bit of an a ladies and gentlemen data extraction complete good job
Now let's celebrate. Where are you guys? I'm up here on the way
finished
Okay, is there anything else in there that's interesting. There's a loot. Oh
Come on. Can't play a game
Shut up. I'm on a mission
We just work together.
The usual stuff.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
So what?
Oh.
Okay.
I took it back.
Chad, this is still like an artificial mission, no?
What a night.
Listen, I just found something.
Pikes meeting his contact tonight at the club.
And?
You can unravel the whole network.
And how exactly would that play out?
Have they met before?
No, the first time.
Perfect.
Monroe, how about you intercept the meeting,
pretend to be Pike?
Bond, you make sure Pike doesn't show.
Any ideas?
Our best bet would be to stir him away somewhere.
Lock him in.
That would be possible.
I guess I can song wrap something.
I'll be right upstairs to make sure Pike doesn't slip down.
What is the number?
I am easy now.
A chat location in that, what about right here?
And then, and then poison them asleep.
Is this good though?
And then it was chum.
Sorry, I didn't see that.
Check the pipe. Change plans. Come with me.
Rally you!
You contact had to report last second on this replacement. You want this deal to happen,
then start walking.
Ok, ok, I'll walk.
Ah, still got the ball.
And now you don't.
Ah man, I jammed a poison in my mouth here.
Follow me.
In here. After you.
I
The service what
My guys that's pike taking care of
Locked him in. Tell me you got his phone first shit. I've got you covered fried his son time for face to bond
Maybe by the stairs
So
Now we just even wrote to scare the socks and face as she calls her boss change of plans
I just found a message. She's expecting someone to talk down
Where is she I've got eyes on our girl pretty black dress
She's behind the courtroom.
I'll rest for the wicked.
Behind the wardrobe?
I want to use the poison though.
Oh.
Sorry.
I
Trust me, you don't want to leave I've got something extra for you not interested
You should be your boss will throw diamonds at you if you bring him this I don't do negotiations
Not to my job. If you want this you need to call someone who does who's this oh?
Oh
What
Don't mind her trust me don't want to miss out on this
Cow I'm leaving
No stay
And who the hell are you acting all superior? I don't have to take this. How about you put a leash on your girlfriend?
Listen you and me not a good idea damn right it's not don't believe a word he says
Or smooth such a liar
Last hole. Oh, wow
If you go the offer is up it's now or never your call
Give me a few minutes. I need to make a phone call. Oh, and then we use up over the phone with a gadget and then we're cruising
It's me he claims to have some extra information
He's so long things got complicated
recruits
Extraction in two minutes. I've marked the location in your lenses
First to arrive gets extra credit. It sure did take a while
I forgot to set up my key
Tiktok!
What?
You're dead, man.
Oh, buddy's alive.
Wait what's I don't have them
Did I trip?
Wait.
I agile happened.
Nobody touch me.
You were stunned.
You're dead man.
I mean
This is the state of play right here!
You're late.
Alright.
So we lost.
Right save is still time for a time.
Back in. First round on me.
I'm suspending training effective immediately the situation's arisen a matter of considerable
delicacy okay the former 009 real name Reese Beckett a rogue operative guilty of high treason
He has somehow managed to stay hidden for over a decade.
Now he's coming in from the cold.
009 claims to hold the evidence of a conspiracy
against the state.
And he intends to hand it in and return for a full pardon
on one condition.
He will only talk to John Greenway.
I guess there really is some traffic on.
And where do we come in, Mum?
The first time I checked, cutting tears of traitors
was not in our paper.
009 is a master infiltrator.
As resourceful as he is paranoid, thinking two steps ahead is this man's idea of lazy.
To catch him, we're going to need eyes everywhere.
Consider this a field exam.
Get your equipment and cover stories from Q. Money-packing will fill you in on the rest.
Jack, I think you're not very convincing with the plot so far.
It's just my single criticism about the game.
I'm sorry.
Greenway wasn't happy with your performance last night
and he's reluctant to bring you along with just a heads up.
Right.
Any advice?
Hmm.
Doing what you told might be a good start.
Constanby?
Bond.
Okay.
Jack, was that any of the results or not?
Okay, I might take a point with them all.
Jack, I barely spent my fucking two hours.
I mean, I'm gonna take a long time to run out.
I mean, it should be.
It should be.
He's gonna have a lot of fish.
It did both runs for the first time.
Wait, what?
Jack.
If I stop now, is there going to be...
I'm going to stay here or what?
I was looking for you two.
I think he was actually good.
Okay.
I think it's a good little plot spot.
Hold on.
That's cool.
you
you
you
you
you
And, yeah, Eric Jack, take care, see ya, bye, and see you all day.
Whoa, what was that?
Okay, sorry, that was like a leak.
It looked like my fucking emails.
Actually, I haven't been able to email it in five months.
Right, yeah.
Thanks for coming.
You're welcome.