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I love me just doing this thing and I'm like yeah.
I'm like yeah.
You can do it.
Here we go.
Yeah.
We're done.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Hello.
Hello, Jeff.
Jeff, do we call them a haven?
I'm like hello.
Six six.
Jeff.
It's hot.
It's hot.
Up there is it.
Oh, oh, oh.
You want to move his leg.
He's going to go ahead.
Oh, oh, oh.
60 months with my juicer, ex-cute, elegar.
I'm not saying very important retweeting your own comments it's like sucking your own dick
it I don't know the rules I don't know the rules that's a great way to that's a great way to
can we skip the yapping today and get straight to the cop slop i have a hot meal in front of me
that's ready to be devoured hello mr. cow you make me laugh every time i receive a welcome to
the jungle for 91 years ex-qcl can i get a welcome to the jungle it's my birthday feels birthday man
I'm waiting for the bell. I was waiting everyday. Also what?
Did you see GSP launch the podcast would you ever go on it? Hey, props
Yo Felix happy 62 months. It's my 27th birthday today. What is that now like you any advice you'd like to give me in chat?
Jack, what the heck is going on here?
Jack.
Jack, why is he getting so close like that?
Jack, is that no mouth?
Jack, there is no no no no at all.
It's just not out there.
Do this.
Alright.
Absolutely drip it, I'm afraid.
all right they're cool they're cool cheater cheater bro I didn't know you got it like I didn't know
yo what is this do you guys get like colds when oh when it's freezing
hahaha yo bro they're so fucked up guys oh my gosh so what the fuck is that
to me bro are you are you with me no no yeah what the fuck is that oh god I'm
not check cheater cheater bro I didn't know you got it like I didn't know what
is this chat what the fuck is that do you guys get like cold sweat oh when
It's freezing
What 15 minute delay a 50 minute delay and then what
That's a classic
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
I'm getting a new...
I got a new pet.
I ran out of content today, so I went to the pet store
and got an alpaca.
Jason, how about next time you run out of content
you use your fucking brain and like come up with a...
We know damn well that that is our...
I mean, about this genius idea.
Tell me who has a pet alpaca, look.
Ooh!
What do you think? Look, look.
What do you want to hug?
Something's coming up.
We here at the cool creek, we got a new pet, we got a new pet.
Alright.
I might act like she's all about the animals, but I've cut people out of my life for doing
the shit. I'm not a rescue hero. What the fuck? What? Okay. Um, all right. Well, I mean,
she got pressed for no reason, but yeah.
Ten mice, the Oasis, but the information north to the state. All those are, any time, any
place.
Yo, this is a message I called to you guys.
I like the game.
I've told you guys, thousand times,
I'm giving you guys a free, trim the idea.
Stop doing war in the future.
We are tired of it.
Do war in the past.
We want slingshots.
We want bow and arrows.
We want spears with red dot.
We want fucking, we want, we want handstone.
Oh, oh, I'm out of gas, I'm out of spear.
I pull out rocks, so I throw in rocks.
Rocks with a red dot.
Rocks, rocks, sticks.
A Kimbo sticks.
That's what we want, that's what we want, big,
we don't get no guns.
What, we've seen that shit.
You're scouts and lot.
We'll make a pistol up at the Komatsu,
new guy's low on rations
Who's that a kpop star the new supreme leader of North Korea? Oh shit that dude looks younger than I am
Chat this guy won't spin a two-game play because he has the ideal of a cave
I
Recognizing
Is there is there the game of beef is actually
What it is
Your head is still running down.
What did you do?
Well, I have to.
We make our own rules of engagement now.
You are moving a weapon of war.
I can't pretend not to know.
I'm a weapon of war.
The kind we deny exists.
What are you doing here, sir?
You know I will kill Sieg-C.
Please, find him.
Come to the village.
Oh, please!
Shoot the bullet!
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wrong.
Well, we need that.
Fuck all the call of duty.
We want it.
Call of duty.
No title.
No nothing.
They remove all the numbers.
It's just call of duty.
And it's
all the games.
All the guns all the zombies in the one SSD
The game is to be on my PC, okay, we want an SSD to delete my straight up
We want a fuck we want a fucking thing we put in the PC with all but all the game
We don't even get a choice.
You broke a lot of rules, Prus.
No more rules.
Jeff, hold on a minute.
What I say is, for console, fuck it.
It's the call of console.
You have to buy the whole hardware.
You can't have to buy the game.
You can't buy the game.
The game is not available.
You have to buy the console.
And you only have one game.
And it's call of duty.
That's what I want.
So this is going to be good.
But can I have to do it?
The campaign is good.
That's all I'm excited for.
the guns are the same or more older it's just that there's nothing in it there's
nothing there did we agree
this game's gonna be on switch to by the way also I
Chats by my favorite emotes.
Chat, PLS, chat, PLS, chat, PLS.
Yes, choice!
Chat, chat, chat.
Who was filling me there?
CrablonTF.
Okay. So how dangerous is marijuana?
What?
Aw man, this guy.
Man, chat, chat.
Everyone's subscribed to this one guy Jack is his videos play all the play every day like this might be like a main mistake
More of a formal player will include red dots mini map
Feed em over there Matt voting is no bloom don't welcome me to the jungle buster
No bloom
12 is it chat, you know what I know they're gonna do they're gonna do an extraction shooter
Let me guess they're moving the blow. There's gonna do an extraction shorter
We get it. We get it. They're gonna fucking do some DMZ and whatever the fuck like we know what we know, buddy
Check check where's to know that I'm looking at him I don't be weird, but
Okay, I wasn't supposed to be at this
Next to President Trump's face on a
$250
Again, as Treasury Secretary, I have two mandates for U.S. currency.
At present, no living person can be on U.S. currency, and the currency must stay in God
we trust.
So, right now, there is proposed legislation in front of the House, in front of the Senate,
to change the first requirement so that a living person, Donald J. Trump, could be on
the $250 bill.
So it's all in the hands of the, it's all in up in capital health, so at Treasury, we prepare things in advance so we have...
So what about the bird, though? On his head?
If the leg is broken, it's passed, but we will stick to the law.
Dr. Besson, how long until I see you?
Oh yeah, so what's up with it? It's the one that was on his head. It's the one with the whole ass next.
It says you.
line in. Alright, you said to run it. So I was looking, I was looking, I was looking
at something. What is this? What have happened if I wasn't here? Then, then, I mean, then
And you wouldn't know?
You see how this looks.
Right.
Thirty-nine months with the juicer king excuses at the end of the day.
Yeah, it must be held accountable for the decisions that he makes.
Do you agree?
Jack, 824 isn't cooked this much.
I don't think he's understanding it.
824 is the business model, okay?
It's that they have a fuck-full shift getting produced, okay?
And what they do is that a few of them go go big and make it make it, but it is they cook so much shit
That's the thing. Yeah, like
Watch television
Well, there's something you should know a lot is so bad I try to watch you one minute
I don't even know what it is, it's a cool teaser.
It's cool, it's a cool teaser, right?
Hopi Leo was the shone for his first electric car that is a piece of shit
Hello, excuse me. Did you watch a big season or no? Why they fill us on tape it?
Is this not on tape?
Yo, this is DHS
living in. Yo, yo, yo, the shit is wait, this is VHS.
What a piece of shit.
The only place this should be parked in is a fucking trash bin.
The only place you park this car is in a fucking trash, buddy.
That shit is garbage.
What a waste of a people's time.
my right hand but they just sent me the bike and footage so I thought you guys
might like it was filmed on the 2026
hello man hey good morning I'm never you get solid the pumps gonna chair
office it's the way you being pulled over your city of labor today we're doing
an operation for distracted driving you go past me hold the phone with your right
I had manipulated that phone.
I mean, I saw you with my hand.
So obviously not.
So you want to just call this a day?
I don't want to call a day.
You had a hand of manipulative phone.
You just had my right hand.
Well, I thought I saw you with my hand.
You had that hand.
So you didn't.
The right hand.
I saw you manipulated it.
So you didn't.
With the right hand, perhaps not, right?
You didn't see me with my right hand.
I'm not sure you saw.
Are you saying that you saw me with my right hand?
I know what I just said.
I know what I just said.
I'm asking you now.
Did you?
Did you?
Or not how you found on your hand?
I did not.
You did not have your money in it.
Hand to God.
You did not have money in it.
Hand to God.
You did not have money in it.
Hand to God.
Cool.
You got it, guys.
Why is this a race change?
Chat.
Chat.
Yes.
I think so.
So what I don't understand, Chad,
is that if this is a non-issue, right,
this guy could just move on.
And there's no body cam, whatever.
There's more on his day.
Why does he want to just embarrass himself?
Like, it's like, by doing this ego shit,
but the dude, but this ego gets even more hurt, though.
me but now what that what happened when his wife's is all is it yeah so I
underneath was like a fucking cock like what is what he says is oh my ego my
ego my ego and he goes home and we just this is the dumb ass on TV what happens
when he's gone out like this is fucking stupid as shit are you okay
heard what you said to the great... Hold on. Hold on. Very interesting. We will be listening to this
Yes sir.
Un-newt.
Ah, you'll do that.
Yo.
OP.
OP.
OP.
I'll obey you.
There's no, you just cut your shit.
She's gonna press you hard.
Buddy, you must reply immediately, please.
Okay.
What if she actually had her phone in her left hand?
This is the right one.
They're all missing.
Hi, Mr.
Okay, Chad, this will seem all ableistic if I comment.
I'm not going to be rude again.
Hello, how are you?
Chad, if you have a hand like that, or arm like that,
would it be not good to have a socket kind of put into the steering wheel
that you can mount on it and at least at least some form of movement because yeah you never know what can happen
like what?
What is he talking about?
What's, what's, uh, Mr. Thomas?
Like, like a, like a holder.
Well, I don't know, I gave a chat, that one's gonna, that one's gonna, that one's gonna,
people are trying to cancel me.
Okay.
Okay.
How about a time, mom, to tell me you.
I'm not sure if you guys, I switch it, I guess, listen, this is just more for innovation.
It's not, uh, a weird comment.
A lego piece. You know what I mean? The lego piece, the arm of a lego guy.
It's just like a hood, right?
It's like a lego piece. You put on the thing.
Whatever, like that.
And then it clips onto the steering wheel.
Jack, that can help, no?
Jack, why are you laughing? I'm so annoyed.
Oh, it could be a hazard.
You know in case she was good at it?
in the car, you come for lively,
but very funny.
Saw me with my right hand holding it.
I did not put that.
No, if you want to take it to court.
But that's what you said when you pulled me over.
Yes, that's what I said.
Yes, that you saw me holding my right hand.
I'm not disagreeing with you.
Yes, that's what I said.
OK.
Yes, if you want to take it to court.
And that's what you saw.
That's what I said.
That's what you said you saw.
Yes.
OK.
OK.
If you want to take it to court, option five,
when you back it to ticket, that's
how you take that ticket to court.
Oh, OK.
You have any questions?
No.
Thank you.
I don't believe it.
XQCM.
The actual citation was issued back in February
in Lake Worth, Florida,
and there was supposed to be a court hearing today,
but the police officer requested for the court
to dismiss the ticket on Monday.
It's a statement that's not all right,
or you'll be held by 445, dismiss it online.
This is from the county of Southwick, Florida, Kales.
My name?
match at these ads are so fucking annoying on the radio.
Like, take root joke.
I am much more inclined now than I was when I made close encounters.
I believe that we're not the only intelligent civilization in the universe.
Jack!
What did you steal?
Secrets.
People have the right to know the truth.
This is a story about us.
All of us.
Good morning Kansas City.
Up against the most extraordinary events in human history.
What's happening to me?
I'm frightened. I'm frightened out of my wits.
You don't need to be. You have someone else.
Daniel Keller!
Who is this?
Do not go back to the house.
They found you. I don't know who you are, but they're gonna kill you.
The human race cannot accept what we know.
We need to stop it. Anyway, we can.
What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
This 79-year cover-up of the truth.
No! That's the end!
What is about them?
We are interrupting our coverage.
How will disclosure change us?
I believe for the better.
It will remind us of our capacity for empathy.
And that there is something bigger out there,
than just ourselves.
Oh man!
What?!
I know you do.
What happened to us?
I used to say to myself, wouldn't it be wonderful if all of this turned out to be true?
I'm now thinking, wouldn't it be wonderful if all of this turned out to be true?
Wouldn't it be wonderful?
Is this a trailer teaser slash interview with this guy?
Or is that not part of the movie? I don't get it.
Is it like an integration hybrid?
I don't know what to do with this.
Full of all of this turned out to be true.
I'm now thinking wouldn't it be wonderful for people to know they're coming?
All of this is true.
Okay, Jack, Jack, maybe it's like one of those, like, it's like Claudia and Mary, where the
most important component isn't shown on the trailer, right?
And it's like, it's actually cool, but they reveal it,
then it's not worth watching it, you know what I mean?
I thought Puerto Rico was gonna suck.
I thought it was gonna suck balls,
and I actually really enjoyed it.
And yet, it kinda reinvigorated my love for movies.
Because-
Your excuse, can you fire the MFU child?
I feel like I got-
I got, I feel like I got-
I wasn't at least surprised that-
Shit's loud, AF might as well.
Yeah, I feel like I'm in my ears.
So you know what I mean?
Friends make fun of me, girlfriend think I'm retarded, but I don't care, I'm a fucking
juicer.
Can I get my girl?
Yo!
Yo!
Hell yeah!
Yo!
I like that!
Yo!
I like that attitude of it!
I like that attitude of it!
I like that attitude of it!
What a fucking chad!
It's hightly up there!
I like that attitude of it!
What a fucking chad!
It's hightly up there!
Reducing the number of hungry people simply reduce the number of people using involuntary euthanasia for the week and unfortunate
And turn them into compost for our crops. It's simple. You want to kill people to reduce hunger? Absolutely. It's brilliant
It's barbaric. I blame video games. They're teaching our kids to solve hunger by slaughtering the week
I bet you've never even gotten laid. Oh, I have I have lots of times. Yeah, mostly by girls
Sometimes with underage shit.
You're a pedo!
Out!
Out!
Out!
You're a pedo!
You're a pedo!
You're not even older-
Chat, GTA 6 is gonna have shit like this, but 10 times worse, so.
Oh, anyway.
Uh, what else?
Chat, no?
University sues youtuber for this little lecture by cooking curry into our
students. Oh wow, very cool. It's back to entering early after being channeled to give yours.
And live up to what I promised you guys, which is I'm gonna be live every
Thursday at 1 p.m. Didn't have to go live. We don't have a show planned. They all
told me we're good. Don't worry about it. We'll go live next Thursday and I said no.
You know what? I want to show up to the set. I want to go live. So for anybody...
wait actually um
modern what the fuck now defend it what wait wait let me defend it I'm the
I was literally the only one who was vocal about the numbers and what the numbers meant to him.
The only thread I saw on Twitter or anywhere, or anywhere at all, was my thread.
It was either my thread, like what?
And we're supporting the show, supporting me, supporting the stream, I appreciate you,
just know how much I appreciate you, follow the Twitter and let me know.
Yeah, sorry for the short stream, I just really wanted to spark up.
Anyway, it's just like, I mean...
It doesn't need anything though.
Force and owns every ounce of your entire existence.
Brother, stop.
Who did this shit, bro?
Who did this shit, bro?
bro oh hell no okay bro go go fuck it bro I'm not equipping that bro you're
blue gooty bro go fuck yourself bro you got a man
uh Michelin's you guys captain I mean who else check it jazzed but me do I
restart stream like I don't know are you out three three are you here buddy
I mean, I guess it's good, but like
Yeah, bro, it's actually so criminal like I'm actually pissed off dude
Like I have more fucking entries than viewers like that is never a thing by the way never a thing never ever ever
I almost always have about 50% entries to viewers because that's just like natural retention or whatever the fuck right this key was also new
Like I like oh my god, I'm pissed right now. I'm actually pissed like it's actually cringe
All right anyways, I'm gonna roll over 5k and 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 like how the fuck can I have
7,000 users in my fucking like I have seven thousand
I'm not even gonna bitch about this shit. It's just like criminal. Yo hot girl. IRL. Are you here hot girl?
Are you IRL? Are you here?
very interesting very interesting Jack a lot of interesting stories that we're
seeing right now a lot of yeah I don't know what that means you're in a new
series spider noir I'm playing spider war yeah out of all the spider men have
you watched all the movies I thought the art show was a really good spider man
He's a marvelous actor for all the the younger Peter Parker Spiderman
He was the one that I thought really was
Okay, that was my take that way
Absolutely base-headed what the what the goats go to those goats. So I'm kill right right
I would I would put Garfield as in my view that the best Spiderman in cinema
So Mary Mary F Mary kill
Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, don't don't do that. No, yeah, don't do that. F Mary. But, but, um, F Andrew, um, I guess made to a good boy. And I guess, um, till the last one, I think that's enough.
I mean that's basic, it's true. It's now just a true.
It's, I mean, yeah, I mean, it's right.
Let's go forth on things like this.
Elon Musk persuaded Asimov and Golem's wish for forced labour camps.
Yeah.
I mean why not?
He should have put all streamers into labour camps.
and here we are
jinx lol jinx lol jinx lol jinx
ah
ah
including myself
well
sacrifice i'm willing to make
you look more
yeah i mean
this man spent his life collecting
what you now know now
Oh, look at what's the letter the the Lego the 20k Lego T for me watch a letter
It's good. Is that you good? It's two hours, but it's two hours
But could be good guys guys this is a whole movie
Hey, beer
Hey, do me a favor, add like you fainted so I can leave you early.
What did you say?
What?
And go in the house, add like you fainted.
I need you to walk in and walk out.
Add like you fainted so I can leave you early.
Okay, Chad, if my dad asked me to faint so he could go and work early, I'm trading this
for five times where I'm sick and he has to call in so I can get home from school, but
I don't go to school at all.
But Jess, we traded.
Are you gonna go in the house and do it?
Yeah, but you gotta play it off though, like real good, bro.
I'm trying to get about it
What the fuck what the fuck was that?
What is this?
Do you guys get like colds when it's freezing?
There's some fucked up cars in front of you guys.
Yo come to me bro.
Are you with me or not?
I can try to do a lot of that.
All right.
Um, Dean of the grade, a resident in Miami, uh,
came on a family charge, attended robbery.
In the show, he was attended by a family charge of robbery,
a strong attempt with a bond.
According to the police report, uh, a woman named Dizzy Almond
couldn't even try to take her phone after kicking her off a yacht.
She becomes dingy upset because other men were just trying to talk to her.
Despite him wanting her, nothing did anyone else.
So she claimed that once she got up the yacht and grabbed her form
I'm gonna try to snitching her phone.
This is easy, I'm not gonna scratch it.
Jesus.
Yeah, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, isn't that the same guy from the other clip
on the boats where he does the thing?
I mean, I mean, come on, bro.
["Don't Go With Him"]
What?
Okay, stop it.
Okay, yo.
Okay, okay, come on, man.
Chad, that's not real.
["The Star-Spangled Banner"]
What's that, man?
Oh, Chad, is it community note?
Is it a little bit?
You know, since I have community notes, access, because I have my own thing, we see the notes
early.
We get to see this, you know what I mean?
So I don't get regimented.
In this video?
Okay, I'll watch it.
I'll watch it first.
Well, you can't show it.
What do you mean?
I'm living on the streets, surviving, being a tourist guide, smoking on the fucking roads.
Don't you think I want to get some kind of adjustment against the government when I'm
33 years old has zero schooling. They haven't done a shit that they're supposed to do the finish embassy when they help me out of the country
They were supposed to report me to the children's services because I was under 18. Did they do their job? No, they didn't do their job
Thanks to them. I don't have fucking nothing. I even told the Norwegian government once I came back to Norway
I have no school then they should have fucking done some kind of research find out. Why don't I?
Yeah, but if he lives there every day, why is it not 10, yeah, it's not a lot of sun out there.
What's the reason?
No fucking European, but at least from a fucking one of the richest countries in the world.
Don't have fucking schooling, there must be a reason to it.
Why they don't do fucking their background check because they know they are in the wrong.
I was lost between borders.
Norwegian citizen born in Norway, stuck in India, living on this.
I'm just chat chat. I think this is probably a lot of low key. No, this is probably a lot of no
I mean also
No, it's respect but he's gonna he's gonna big today. He's gonna mega. He's gonna fat like
Because we watch videos. I need you all the time. I'm buying we want to be just all of them
How many how many how many fat so is it not a lot? There's there's barely any fat shows
Well, no, what are what are the odds? He's not ten at all, right?
She's fat, right?
It's LARP.
I've seen sons of LARP.
It's surviving.
Being a tourist guide.
Smoking on the fucking road.
Yeah, think about it.
I think I'm cooking with this one.
I just took myself up here and I didn't care.
They didn't even let you in here?
Like with an ambulance or nothing?
No, he's out of the fight.
I just took myself up here.
Is that why the fuck you disappeared?
And you're waiting for your name?
The promoters didn't care about me.
What?
Who?
You have names?
I
Check check sounds like me when I'm sick or whatever and I'm mad I didn't get my low vitamins
Mom mom, I need my vitamin C
So, did anybody try to reach out from their team at all?
I mean, no, we can't reach you out.
We just don't want nobody to try to reach you out.
You just don't want to talk to nobody right now?
The fuck?
I've been sent to the hospital, and I've been stuck in here ever since.
They're not letting you out?
No, that's bad.
I mean, Chai, he's not an adult, I mean, what the fuck?
I mean, with the promoters, I mean, Chai, is it the promoter to do all that?
so hard he reverses back to the top
that's a black mother this is it
bye bye
what the
bye
get cheated on
oh how they meet us
don't fight
don't
don't fight
777
You lost my Mercedes! You lost my Mercedes! Oh my god!
That's a black mother, this is it!
Cheers this year, bye video.
Every single one of you, every single one of you, I always try to remember.
And when you're in the chat, straight into the chat, you want to control the ministry.
chat chat this is like the day they chat when I'm in clutch as crewmate and then
every starts cheating because they think I'm cheating it everybody cheats
because they think I'm cheating it because I'm just that good so fucking
lame buddy
Moscow Mule and it's a killer shot
yeah can I get a mojito or Moscow Mule and it's a killer shot
thank you
yeah can I get a mojito or Moscow Mule and it's a killer shot
Chad, did he actually think that the stream was offline?
Or not?
This was months ago?
Oh.
If you don't mind, I'm going to take you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Can I get ahold of that?
Yeah, can I get ahold of Hito?
Chad, I feel like he knows that the camera's not.
Chad, I don't think these guys string like this.
Like it.
So the way people string these days, IRL,
you know the camera's not on it.
Like, there's no way that he thought the camera's offline.
I mean, it's just not how people string these days.
But if I had to be ahold of the camera and shit like that.
Three girls, he ordered three drinks and the girls offered the drink for the girls.
You know, a Moscow Mule and a tequila shot.
I'm gonna say maybe Kappa because I don't think girls like that drink Moscow Mule,
but I don't want to be a generalisator.
I don't want to get canceled.
Most of the girls are people like me.
You know what I mean? That's what I order.
It's a drive-at-art.
It's a drive-at-art.
Call with Felix.
Yeah.
Okay, XQC, we're having a 1v1, and he says, what do you think about these new gen streamers,
dude?
Give me the clip, bro.
He said, give me the clip.
Yes!
I
Think is X X is a pro at doing this shit
Is a pro at
I shit you not X was say some shit, right?
X was say some shit. Oh here comes
Knowing it's because he's trolling and if you know Victor's Victor's his cameraman now
Now, Victor will pan back to me and X is in the back of the camera laughing.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I do that.
That's funny.
He doesn't laugh when the camera's directed on him and he'll keep a serious
face, but he's in the back of that shit, bro, or everything I love.
He does that all the time.
I mean, well, it's funny.
Jack, Jack, I saw the top.
Yes.
Everything is, everything is to me.
It's not a topic, right?
It's not like, oh yeah.
You think it's just me and then it's like, you're the other guy.
I didn't have to talk about it, and then they know that they're trolling.
That's usually the other time.
So there's another topic, that's gonna be rage bait, and then he moves on.
That's fucking bullshit. That's bullshit.
That's why I do it.
Okay.
It's a gameplay, I mean, yeah, I've been playing it for years though.
Yeah, it's true um
So you know they don't have to do new cutscenes and you, yeah some of the lines in the chat
man it's annoying
Yeah, yeah they don't have to do new cutscenes on you whatever
Just make it so that you can fail a mission in every step it's not our order
Like
No, we're out of this.
What?
Who?
If that's where you're going to be, you can leave the store for now.
Listen, motherfucker, I have a question.
You can leave the store.
Excuse me, motherfucker.
OK.
I have a question.
Can you get off that computer and help me, please?
Chat, I have a question for you.
Yeah, I didn't know the motherfucker was doing that guy on my screen.
You're dismissed.
You're dismissed.
No, I didn't.
Go fuck yourself.
Excuse me, motherfucker.
You're all set.
How much of the oil changed me?
Do you mind getting off your phone, watching a movie,
and having any of my questions, please?
Let's cut the movie off.
Yeah, I know.
Don't make a motherfucker.
Excuse me motherfucker. I just have a question on my whale
I know I forgot chat
Excuse me motherfucker acknowledge my 60 chat low-key check is what we need it social security number on your on your accounts
Right and in and in and in stores in venue worldwide
When you do shit like this because you know, I don't mind what he's doing with this shit
If I have a store, I want my plug dealer waiting for me to visit.
You should... Jack.
What?
What? What is this?
Excuse me. This is just a reminder that you are the goat.
True. Thank you.
Excuse me, motherfucker. Acknowledge my 60 months.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
I
Fifty-eight months WXW chance not bad not bad
Um yo, what is that?
Which I know this isn't, um, and I didn't know if he was talking to himself every day, but sometimes the bad are forming, I don't know what happened, I'm sorry that happened.
He calls going cheating on him in his own house through the hidden camera.
That's gap.
This is some fake shit.
I'm saving this.
This is the least I've ever seen in my life, huh?
All right, okay, more facial. What's about to welcome to the jungle for a 71 months? No, no you fuck you bitch
Now you did the guy was fine. You are not suck it
What?
You why you say that what this making most it
why are you safe fuck you this is the city this is the city in danger what
about me I will get out of the context about it I'll watch it because I feel
better I will not slide on her like I you know I respect other men like yeah
alpha male dominance compared to women again since we've been pitted against
against each other for so long or like, okay, so I can beat her.
I'm way hotter than your girlfriend. Hi.
Oh my God, ladies, ladies.
Please, we love each other.
We can do this.
It's so sad.
There.
Okay, I don't know what to expect.
Not that I know you in less than 75 months.
When are you facing the five role challenge
at a big Tonka tea in Warcraft 3?
How about my 82 months motherfucker?
Chad, any notes on what that was anyway?
Even if it was aliens, it would burn up on entry.
But it would burn up on entries.
Why does it give that close?
month sub hand over that welcome to the jungle now little buddy chat why would it
why would it not burn up on entry well they're not
Bambill, good in here!
Hey!
Bambill, good in here!
Imagine subbing to him in the end.
Bambill!
Alright.
Uh, I missed it. No, I didn't, I didn't miss it.
Look at the lights.
Do you live in the big pangria or pangria?
Pangria.
What the fuck is pangria?
That sounds like some World of Warcraft thing.
It's where I'm like the whole world
The whole
or planet
I was drinking this video, I know
The world is a planet
Well one theory doesn't affect the other
They're both part of the world
It's not dentin' dentin'
I was right about this
It's dancing with his five head
Yeah like there's confidence
First time, confidence.
They got proven and hard, yes.
Yeah, they're good, that's what that is.
Doesn't matter which one you believe in.
No, I mean, the big bang.
They made all the plans in shift.
Plans in shift?
And the plans is in a certain state or shape,
or not sure about the hazard content, it makes our way.
And then meteor happens.
Meteor happens, and it splits up.
Right, and then there's confidence.
That's going to happen, so they're both the same theory, right?
Right?
What if I hit the other?
It's like saying, it's like saying,
I have buttered bread, buttered bread, buttered bread.
Well, my bread is buttered,
if you have both things, I'm not the breader,
I'm the one and the other, they're both there.
So I understand it, that's not the meteor itself,
it's the meteorology that comes with the ash cloud
and all that, that kills.
Every time I hear this, God.
God, God gets dumb.
dinosaurs. The rock breaks the plates, which makes things move, but it's an ash cloud that
kills the dinosaurs. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. The meteor is small in comparison. That it's
the fucking ash cloud that that kills the fucking dinosaurs.
Did you ever go to school and have those thermos?
Thermos.
No, thermos.
Thermos.
No, no, no, a thermos.
Is that like, uh, is like the water bottle thermoflask?
No, it's a thermos.
You've had that, I'm sure.
The logo is kind of like, uh, it's kind of like a trapezes.
OK.
So it's a square but it's like if you pushed it and it went sideways
It's like a diamond no
But then turn it 45 degrees to the right a trapezoid
Yeah trapezoid
Why it's not your pieces. No the logo is like a trapezoid
No chat. This is a parallelogram and deserts for pieces. I'm looking at most of these clips. Yeah, I'm correct
I'm not you right and build only be the credit there
If it's a Prizes, that was a parallel log ram.
Get on the ramp!
Get on the ramp!
Turn on the ramp!
Why do tourists like to touch everything?
I like to touch it!
I mean, they're a sword. They're gonna go bang! But without hurting, of course.
Yo but, Jack- like, what did I miss in this?
I- I see the clip.
What did I miss?
I see it.
you
you
you
you
you
You
You
Change the mayor change the mayor
I
What was it?
It's dog shit
Don't you next
That's 94
I broke the risk, quick, you were bad too
I'm sorry I finessed you, I took money, but I had to
Started out with nothing, I was hungry
I was born in 94, I got the tattoo
94
We could play music roulette, anything could play, you know?
Okay, yeah, yeah
Should I do this and everything?
That, that, that would happen
Say it, say it, say it
Yeah, I forget that, that's a bit like
You can, that's a music roulette, anything could play, you know?
Okay, yeah
Yes!
Back up. Back up. Now.
Jai, is this fake?
What are you doing?
Move your ass. This is an exit. This is an exit. Get the f*** down the way. You dumb c***.
F*** off. F*** off. What the f***?
Jeff, Jeff, I like the chat when people that are bigger enter the car and the car moves.
moves it what like the car sufferings like please stop it like
like I'm going to get a watch it like that. Hold on.
What the? Hold on.
BOMB! See it? Check that hurts. Check.
Check it. Does it hurt the car?
Like, oh, check. Does that hurt the suspension? It'll last less long.
Then, no?
Okay, okay.
What the fuck is this?
Man, man, this administration is crazy.
Jack, Jack, why did they use a White House Twitter?
I'll let some shit post on fucking, I don't even know, on Facebook in the 2010s or some fucking, it's like some blog post, like, like, buddy.
It's where you send your fucking nephew or some shit, like, not post a shit on the fucking White House, like.
This is my pay-as-guess.
What is that, PAPS? What was it, NNC?
Chopin, I was done, chopin, we can see a PAPS Blue Ribbon, so that's what we're trying
to get.
Now what I was trying to get, you get a fucking six pack of PAPS Blue Ribbon.
Shit, it was fucking cheap.
Cheap, so cheap.
Okay. Okay, that...
What the fuck?
Now it's a government website, like...
WHAT?!
Oh no, I can't. I'm just weak.
Uh, okay, I get it. Got him. Jesus.
That's just weird.
So I thought, I thought, I thought this was some actual aliens.
I thought this was some aliens.
["Hail to the Chief"]
Never, I never had that.
Never had that.
But my parents were divorced, you know what I mean?
so you bet that it didn't happen
yes, other than that, it didn't happen
seventy three months now do something dumb dumb
What is this?
Oh my god, bro, I can't.
Bro, is that like an intro to like the-
Mr. Captain, you welcome me to the jungle, excuse me now.
You've already run by the way.
Buddy, I can't vote, I'm fucking Canadian.
I don't even vote either here either.
I don't vote anywhere
Bro, there's just so many planets out there and you're telling me on this
Really?
Yeah, yeah, but Jimmy, what are the odds that we're alive at the same time as they're alive?
The observable universe, like, we don't even know how big you, for all we know, there could be tens of truants
No, we just see the observable-
Let's do that a check
I want you to ponder this
If all we can see is millions of years away, because it's so far away, right?
If we saw something that was intelligent, whatever, then it would be sad.
It's even more sad.
That means that in all the millions of years that they were intelligent, they can find a
way to get to us.
Then that means that there will never be anything.
Excuse me.
I mean, then it's useless.
Everything is useless then.
If they would have gone somewhere, they would have already been here.
If there was a way to do something way beyond, there was something that would have done something
about this point.
Do you not get embarrassed in the cemented bits of how stupid you are?
What are you even saying, Kyle?
What the fuck is this?
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Is this the one shot?
So this is five head.
This is not it.
This is not it.
This is not it.
This is not it.
This is not it.
This is not it.
Hold on.
Where is he?
I said he was glistening me.
I
Really double slander I get it very cool
This is what it's X QCL
There are ten years around me passed away
Dude really that never my mood
chat
If they build an enclosure that's safer for ever humans and for gorilla
Okay, and I let the gorilla live if somebody doesn't in stupid and get into the gorilla cage
Then whatever happens happens. I mean that is how is it fair?
For the animals if they're given a set of rules
They put they do anything correctly and they die because I will do some dumb shit. That's it. It's their fault
That's that's awful
It's awful
It's 5 year old, then don't fucking do that shit man!
Chru.
I mean Chru.
Um...
Anyway Jack, what else have you got?
Anything interesting?
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Uhhh.
This thing I want to watch.
Welcome.
This thing I want to watch, I take it it was on the front page.
Fuck.
Um, no, that's it.
You're fine.
No.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe there's a coffee video.
Okay.
Oh, does he think we get it?
How could we get it?
Does he think we get it?
On August 2nd, 2023, in Oakwood, Georgia, police are called after a white Ford Explorer
is reported stolen.
But this isn't an ordinary incident.
Earlier in the day, the same driver led officers on a pursuit in the same white Ford Explorer
which he had stolen from his own mother.
End up now with any gears,
put it gear, watch out, put it gear.
So I think what's worth it,
it's been sitting in a car,
is this fucking parking job.
I mean, you're way the fuck back,
way on the right, right?
And against the curb,
but they say, although, I mean, that's God awful.
Pursued in the same white Ford Explorer,
which he had stolen from his own mother.
End up now with any gears, put it gear,
watch out, he's putting gear.
No, I'm sorry.
Get him going now, get him going.
No, I'm sorry.
He's taking off.
He's taking off, taking off.
Oh my!
Oh, they could have blocked him properly.
They could have been able to do that.
He went into Wendy's, went into Wendy's.
He just hopped the curb, he just hopped the curb.
Going right onto Monday Mill, right onto Monday Mill.
Finally get up here and pit him.
Tag is AFA, AFA.
the door you fucking moron it's broken it
going to the lettuce there much in the morning oh wait that was gonna clean
it's all right I mean I was gonna go into the lettuce there much in the
morning now coming up with money no I speak on everybody's the other is the
how everybody saw if the body cam is lagging if the camera's lagging it defund the fucking bullshit department or
This opposite be funded so they get better cameras with this is bullshit
What I'm gonna put up with this fucking like it
Yeah, you better get arrested to chat and victim is like I guess as a yo whatever happened that
That would be my favorite was in between the frames in between frame fighting frames. I did something good and and I'm listening
I mean, how can you put another? It's fucking lagging you! How would it do when it's not?
Move! Get out of the way! Move! Move! Move!
Your incident has been updated. Your incident has been updated. Your heart is on it.
Move!
It's time to get rid of it.
What is this driving?
Okay, okay, yo, yo, drivers listen.
Come in at the angle, okay?
You let go of the accelerator.
You turn.
You accelerate here instead and you go wide.
Why are you going narrow?
You have all this fucking, all this track space.
Use all the track space you can, buddy.
I can't, I'm not gonna bother you.
Yeah, that's the problem, I can hear more of it.
There are salting before the apex, way before, with a stupid-ass line.
Oh, the sepah's good though!
We're just made to around 40 feet up the floor, about 70 miles an hour.
The officers carefully evaluate the vehicle's speed as pit maneuvers at freeway speeds are often considered lethal force similar to using a handgun
Lower speed pits typically under 35 to 45 miles
This is not the end force though
and fall roughly on the same use of force spectrum as deploying a taser
619, you're clear to spot
619, clear to spot
Tell me, why is that camera like a VHS?
We're doing about 85 miles an hour.
Coming up on the 1-Hall's way to town.
Just shut up, people.
We'll hide.
This is interpolated from there.
What's happening?
It's him.
Is this interpolated?
Yeah.
We're going up on exit 12 right now at about 85 miles an hour.
Going up on exit 12 right now at about 85 miles an hour, traffic is medium.
He's about 78, coming up on 12, at 12 ounce,
10 feet, miles an hour, actual, so...
Oh, no, uh, there are the new axon cams at 55 FPS.
What, actually? Wait, really?
Oh, my God.
Wait, things that nobody can footage of,
they're gonna get cut, they're gonna come out, it's gonna be really good.
Here, here's the key lane. It's quite, it's quite...
I'm going to try to get out of here.
What the f***?
Uh-oh.
What the f***?
Wait, wait, I get it.
on the ground bloody camp.
Why is he on the way? He's on the side of him, though.
He had right. He had right.
He had right, so...
...and the grass was not slow.
What are you doing?!
I
Know this ever is
Why why not let the other car be in front no way
Uh, no, don't do that. Okay. Chad. That's just death. Let's go. This is
Especially what the type of car it is that she will go with the rail and fucking interture is like come on, bro
Very likely
That's just death
I'll take that.
This is the 2nd lane. Number 2 lane.
We have about 87 miles an hour.
I'm just waiting to sit in the hall.
Yo, yo.
GF Speed would have sent this guy to heaven
10 minutes ago.
Even before he gets the other guy on the highway
they would have sent straight to heaven in one go.
I'm just waiting to see where number 1 lane
lost to car and he had 10 miles an hour.
He's about to bail on foot. Y'all watch out.
You gotta door open.
You want me to go up there?
That's not, that is, that is, I guess that works, I guess that works.
Move it up. Move it up. Move it up.
Get out the car!
Oh, my God!
Ow! Ow!
Oh, my God!
Get me a foot!
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Get back down!
Get back down!
Get back down!
You got me doing a great good.
Again.
You got a six.
All right.
Put him in the car.
Put him in the car.
He's a police officer.
He's a police officer.
Two cars.
Two cars.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Hey, why are you all looking at the exit gate?
I'm trying to see where he's in there.
I'll call him if you can.
Stay in.
Stay in there.
You don't want to.
It's 5 o'clock.
Hey, that's my line.
It's the last one.
It's the last one.
I'm not at your.
What's your call?
What's your call?
Hey, where's the car?
I'm in here.
I'm in the theater.
Jack, no disrespect.
This is not something that I'm trying to insult her I'm more into the science. Is there is there a correlation between the rate of
Criminality and the the stage of the hairline
I feel like the percentage of criminality goes up as the hairline goes up true or false
Yes, they're not today
That's right. No, what is that?
That's the main guardian angel.
Come on, let's go look at the legend.
All right. There you go. Put him in.
Sit down, sir.
What do you like, sir?
What do you like, sir?
Come on, man.
There's a bomb.
Oh, a what?
60 months. Wow.
I hope everyone had a good day, Chatec's excuse now.
Bro had a fat bartender.
It's a bomb.
There's no bomb.
Step out.
There's a bomb.
That taser!
Look familiar, doesn't it?
That's the influence of the communist genes.
Not fixing to, but it's going to be good.
Chatec, shouldn't they take that seizure though?
I mean, and then they get his charger with a false alarm.
I mean, they should think that they should think that it's
seriously. I mean, I was just trying to be too too dangerous.
And yeah, that's pretty dangerous. I just didn't watch out.
I just trying to try kind of fast and move to me.
That's gonna be a kind of work.
Oh, I mean, yeah, makes sense.
Man, I think so. That totally makes sense.
I'm glad we got here for it.
And I said, I'm glad we got here.
And we know up here, we know you hit something.
I didn't hit a...
Oh, yeah, I did hit a couple times.
Watch your foot.
Alright.
What?
Hey, stop! Stop!
I'm... I'm...
It's very tight.
He will fix it for you, but I swear to God, he might have straightened you.
I'm not. I promise you, I'm not.
I can break these dogs!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Okay.
All right.
Yes.
We're going to fix these helps for you, but you're not going to resist us. You're not going to fight us.
I'm going to tell everybody you try to find us on the one way and my dollars on the, and my dollars on the fight you this time. Okay.
Yeah, I got you guys got me.
You guys, you guys do the extra button. I deserve it.
I can't do that.
Bring me your other hand.
Play. Play.
Over there.
What?
Interesting. Like nothing.
and found several alcoholic beverages inside,
including some that had already been opened and conserved.
That's partially full.
The stolen vehicle was towed by Patterson's auto service
after sustaining minor damage during the pursuit,
but its value remained unchanged at $10,000.
Michael Walker is innocent
unless proven guilty in a court of law.
All right.
All right, I guess.
get back in front of the car.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Stay right there.
You can talk to the ambulance.
Stand up straight.
What is wrong with you?
Take a deep breath. It'll be all right. Take a deep breath.
I can break these cuffs.
You can't break those cuffs.
No!
We appreciate your cooperation now, okay?
This c-
Take a deep breath.
I can break these cuffs.
You can't break those cuffs.
No!
We appreciate your cooperation now, okay?
Okay.
I
Did one which one is on it, but we don't it's good or not though
Not this one
Hi, are you still here?
Well, you want to come take a seat in my car? Okay. All right. Why don't we?
come outside. She's called 911 again. She's called like four times total. So the solution
since time that she came back here from Flour, my solution is to go to St. Charles. Is that
okay? I know she's 18. Okay. St. Charles will actually care about her. Flour just does this all
the time. So we're frustrated on that aspect. Is she cool with you right now? Okay. Her name's
is there if I come in?
Hey, is this a middle place?
Hey, can you come to my car and we can talk?
That way we can talk privately?
Yes.
Okay.
You want to go back to the hospital?
Okay.
I think I'm fine.
I think I'm fine.
Ma'am, you're on 9-1-1.
You're with the Slovenia touch of police officers.
9-1-1, you can actually disconnect.
Please do not.
I would like to be continued on the phone while I record, while I tell an officer my story.
Can you please take me to someone else then?
Negative start this way.
Okay.
Let's have a scene here.
I was just there, and they gave me a psychological assessment, and they said that I'm okay.
Okay.
So...
Why don't you have a seat?
I'm good to have a seat.
I'm good.
Are we going to have a report of crime?
Is that what I'm here for?
We're working on it.
I'm not going to talk to you unless we're here to report a crime, and I can have someone
report a crime.
Well, I'm listening to you, but I want to make sure that you're comfortable first and outside
of the public view.
That way I can speak to you.
I'm not comfortable with you.
Okay.
So this is the public view.
Okay.
So do you want to speak to a female instead?
I would like to speak with multiple people.
Who?
Like...
Yeah.
Is this a crime to report and why are you asking me like I'm the issue here?
I'm just trying to make sure that I get the information correctly and as comfortable as possible.
Okay, well then can you please take me to the police station right now?
Okay, I'm going to put your seatbelt on.
Thank you, I will.
Yes, I can ma'am. I'm going to be going to the police station, so thank you so much.
Can I have your driver's license?
Why do you need that?
Um, just see who you are.
Um, why do you need to see who I am?
I'm gonna be reporting the crime.
Can you just take me there?
I'm not in a drag to the hospital.
I've said who I am over the phone multiple times.
Okay, Cecilia, what's your last name?
That's my last name, sir.
Can you take me to the police station?
What would take me to the police station right now?
I'm not talking to you.
I don't have a good read on this yet.
Is this drugs? Is this an illness?
Then I'll go to the hospital and tell them my truth.
Is this the exact one?
What is that?
Maybe it's all.
That's what I'm trying to do right now.
Can I take you to St. Charles Hospital
where they will actually care about you
and actually assist more so?
No, you're gonna take me to the flower hospital.
You?
Just so.
Yes, you did.
Okay, I'm gonna take you to St. Charles.
Jack, Jack, when you use the word, my truth,
whatever you say next is a lie.
I said it.
I said it because you could get mad at me
when you want it.
Okay, okay, stay and stop.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
big expert chat. Is this a vapor? Is this a vapor? Is this a vapor? Where's the vapor?
No. This is vapor.
I'm talking! You're insulting me, cop! You're insulting me, cop! You're insulting me, cop!
Get your... you hand off my... it's tied on my... you raised... already take my phone off!
You're taking my... what are you doing? You're taking my... no! You're using your phone against me because
you love it that much because you're not f***ing up to this...
You're not your address.
Take me to the police station.
Take me. Take me, sir.
Take me. I'm ready.
Get your f***ing hands off me and take me to the police station.
F*** off.
This interaction is far from over.
I'm okay. I'm gonna need some help putting some handcuffs on her.
She's extremely upset trying to kick the back window.
Kick me a couple of times.
Oh, I'm sorry. You're okay, you little f***ing fool.
you
but she's balding at eighteen though i think that's a problem
i'm so glad you're okay after i get to you baby boy
baby boy baby boy
she's going to jail now
so why don't you sit inside the house for me
uh assault on a police officer miss you tonight
going on obstructing official business
check is this the one is it including everything involving and vaping
people say that they're balding it
she's just too mad at me
you wanted to grab a woman
you wanted to grab a woman
she has a water bottle in the back
a vape, a couple other things
she did kick me so she's going for assault
and obstructing
she's a little bit squirmy, she's agitated
so we need to get those things out first
can I try to talk to her?
no, no, don't do that
Cecilia
you wanted to grab a woman so bad
18-year-old girl has been raising her boys.
You're f***ing the head for that.
You're f***ing the head for that.
Now you're f***ing people.
Are you okay?
We can talk to her back here.
What does that mean, man?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Hi, it's Officer, uh, Matt.
Chad, Chad, Chad, if you had boys at 18,
it means that...
I would like to get out of the...
You would have to be straight in multiple times.
We're here to talk to you, okay?
Okay.
Will you talk to us?
So that's the problem?
Okay.
And so that's why I'm here,
existing as a way I'm existing.
Because my understanding of my understanding
I'm ready to go. I'm sorry. I'm here for you. Okay. Thank you. And right now we're going to have to, we're going to be taking you somewhere, okay? And you're just, you're going to come with us, okay? Okay. Well, where are you going to be taking me?
says you missed a part time stream you have a huge dashboard spot on your head
also fix your sleep 49 I was completely amazing and fine and then and I guess
what I had all these memories coming back of my father insulting me as long
as she's talking and not kicking I'm probably just keeping her back there I
didn't see anything she just had a wallet scammer so we need to put that
Stanley
So it's Stanley
I shut the door
That's when she kind of fell into the seat the front of the seat there
I just put my hand on the wrist just to prevent her and then it escalated to her kicking a couple of times
So she's got a soul. She's got obstructing. She's got misuse
Because she was extremely loud
That's fine, but she don't like me I can take her but she's probably gonna try and break my car
The rate of entitlement the people that own a standing couple, you know, it's 700%
There's files behind it. I mean, I know my stats, you know, you're not gonna gas like me.
No, I'm thinking, okay.
I'm only thinking. It's hard.
Is this Sergeant Bottles? Hello, Sergeant Bottles.
Hey, so we're trying to get you to the hospital.
I'm gonna go to the police station to report a crime.
Metal swatch, 2,000 percent of it.
To Flower Hospital, then we're going to go to the police station.
Okay, it's either gonna be...
Do you understand my understanding?
It's either gonna be the hospital or jail.
What, he's in the hospital?
It's gonna be jail. I'm ready.
Alright.
Take him.
We'll do that.
Okay, take him. I'm so ready. Let's do it.
How did you know what a Stanley Cup is?
I haven't seen Canada win one of their games.
Oh, yeah, you know.
Take the jail, boys, I'm ready.
You've been wanting to lock me up since day one, huh?
Well, here I am.
I think I understand.
Oh, no!
Oh!
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
You've been locking me up since day one, huh?
Well, here I am.
Okay.
One day, Jack, Jack, Jack.
They should have searched this person before, um, before all this.
Like why does she have the items in the car? What does she had a gun?
What does she had a gun?
So listen, close the door, we're gonna handcuff you.
And as long as you cooperate...
You're gonna handcuff me after I just got assaulted by that man.
Okay, listen. After we handcuff you, are you gonna cooperate when you drive down there?
I'm always cooperating, sir.
Okay, so it was kinda rough earlier.
It was rough because I got assaulted by that man.
Okay, that's what we're gonna do, okay?
We're gonna turn around.
Oh, I'm not even, don't even worry about it, bottles.
Don't even worry about it, Mr. Bottles.
Oh, I don't remember his name, come on, bruh.
Do you have any, all of my stuff, do you have anything else?
I don't have anything else.
I'm just gonna let Anna soul to me, so I can put it somewhere in my room.
There you go.
Where does she go on your phone?
Okay, dude.
You got it, Mr. Bottles.
Is this your water?
Thank you, yes.
You're so sweet.
You lost the phone.
I sure did.
The phone's on the hood.
I got it.
Can you find the bottles?
The phone and water.
Can you find it, Mr. Bottles?
Yes.
Thank you.
You're so sweet, Mr. Bottles. Thank you so f***ing much.
So this is bad bad thing. I've been the bad side.
Oh, I will. Thank you, Bottles. Thank you.
I'd like to do that, too.
So in case you start to do something, you can at least get him to stop and keep her in control, but not spend any...
Are you prepared?
Yeah, I'm prepared.
The one officer should be on the right next to you, okay?
Listen, okay?
So just be cool with her going down, and we'll have no problems at all.
Alright?
Well, that's probably...
Do you need, uh...
Plus all I need, Bottles. What events did you bother do?
My daughter?
Yeah, your daughter. Yeah, I do.
She's 18, she has a child.
Well, why the parents told her to be at home?
I mean, low-key, low-key, if you're my child and you're at home and you're 18,
right, you have to stay at home, that's all good.
But you're not vaping, you're not vaping.
I mean, you're not staying at home and you're vaping.
I don't give a shit.
You want to vape you by your own house, buddy?
Queen.
That's some boss energy.
She did it all by herself, huh?
And she's in the house and what's she studying?
I don't want to get caught in exposure.
What?
Good for her!
Wow, she's doing good things, huh?
Wow, that's impressive of her. I've always been proud of her.
Oh, good. I'll let her know.
Oh, good.
You're proud of how you talk to me now?
I'm gonna tell your daughter what you did?
I've talked to you decent the whole time I've been with you.
Alright, alright.
That's what I try to do with everybody.
Even people who just got assaulted by a police officer?
No.
Well...
There'll be video, there's body cams, and you'll be able to...
That's good, I'm glad there is.
You're telling me, won't we be late?
Yeah, I know you will.
So shut the door.
So this is your rent on TikTok and Vakes, okay?
Man, Lou's gonna be with ya, all right?
Hold on, you gotta write with me up there.
Thank you, bottles, thank you, all right?
Thank you, you too.
Good luck, all right.
I'm gonna write that down with you, okay?
Thank you for the money.
Aw, now that I know his daughter,
he doesn't want to hear it again.
He probably gives crazy hat.
Reminds me of someone, my fucking father.
A good thing we're gonna report a crime today.
Multiple crimes, just like this.
Shut up, there's an apple bar.
Who's it?
I'm myself.
I see me in the camera.
I look cute.
Hey, FBI.
Hi, Dad.
Oh, you turned off the FBI camera.
Hi, FBI.
How far is it, please?
Uh, we're trying to get out of the door again.
We're going to jail.
Oh, okay.
How far is it?
It'll be about 15, 20 minutes.
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
So, we're almost there.
You want to listen to me real quick?
Yeah.
We're almost there.
Are you going to walk in there nicely with me?
Yeah, I'll be good.
I'll be good, I'll be good.
Does not for him.
Well, he's at me with us, okay?
That's fine, as long as his hands are on me,
he's not screaming at me and pushing me down
and pushing me into a police car
and not letting me cook him out
because I don't want his hands on me
and grabbing my wrist tightly.
As long as he's not doing that,
then I will be so good for you guys.
I'll be the one walking,
like I'll grab your arm and walk you in.
Here you go, here you go.
We can mess together.
Wait, can I sing a song?
Which song should I sing?
You pick.
Any song like Tukul Tukul?
Yeah
Hi
This is me speaking my truth. I'm sorry my dad
My dad has a little
When you have an illegal business here in the federal bureau, that's illegal, just so you know.
I'm gonna walk in with you, okay?
So I'm just speaking to the people.
Whoa!
What the-
What the fuck is this video?
They used the following directory.
If you have symptoms, please hang up and call 612-188.
And we're mapping this one a lot faster than people think.
But you saw that scene in contagion where Matt Davis' character tries calling 911 after
witnessing what looks like a murder and the lines are overwhelmed.
Now that scene stayed with me because people forget misuse of 911 has real consequences
and this body cam is a perfect example of how fast this person changed into something
else entirely.
That moment around 247 stood out to me immediately.
She just stares at the officer and if you've handled enough mental health calls you know
that look.
That's usually when the disconnect is widening between what's actually happening and the
reality of the person's building in their own head.
unnecessary now on one call ties of officers dispatchers and emergency
lines someone else may desperately need when that system gets overloaded
eventually somebody having the worst night of their life is nothing besides
this suspect Cecilia was charged with simple assault obstructing disorderly
conduct and misuse of 911 we hope she gets the help she needs and she is
presumed innocent unless proven guilty in a court of law
No, right
That was something
Jack
The Lego check the little baby wanted a little bit of litter
A child saying he's actually a good one an actual good watch
Who ladies I love this isn't
I'm gonna watch a minute check is it good?
No, not this.
35-minute video on it!
Wait, why doesn't it pop up chat?
You guys, I need you to just click on it.
I know I'm not listening to these, but still though.
What the fuck?
Um, Lego Ben.
This one?
No. That one.
Yeah, it's two hours long ago.
is that the collector doesn't even know that his collection has been stolen.
Yeah, the collector's son Brian, well, he reached out to me because he has no clue
how to break this news to his dad.
At this point, my father had a health episode we can't bring any stress to him.
Um, the reason he's reaching out to me is because the police are covering this entire thing up.
And at this moment, I promise Brian that I would not end this video until I get his entire world
record Star Wars collection back but anyways the thief of this collection is
actually a corporation called bricks and mini figs bricks and mini figs the
biggest toy store I'll get it is the largest toy store bricks and mini figs
were not just your average Lego store for collect all right I'll try sit on it
Is that actually good enough?
I mean, it's long, no?
I mean...
I don't even know how to enter this video because there's nothing I can say that will actually do this...
Small percentage of each sale.
What the hell? It seems like a store.
I'm selling my...
...braters.
Let me look at the intro.
This individual's son has reached out to this YouTuber, Reckless Bin,
Because he's just caught in between a rock and a hard cock at this point like there's a what very few options left since
Going through the proper channels of like the police who you expected
You know maybe do something about this because it is a crime it is a big deal
They love money by the way, but that was really they were far more interested in just shooing them away and even threatening
I have them arrested multiple times so Brian the Sun says you see you see them within and his team
I don't do everything they could to try and either get his leg goes back
Or get them the payment that they were due for the Legos which
But anyways, the feature of this collection is actually a corporation called Prick's and Minifigs.
Prick's and Minifigs, the biggest toy store in the world, is the largest toy store in the world.
Prick's and Minifigs are not just your average Lego store.
So collectors, Prick's and Minifigs is basically the best and safest way to sell your Lego collections.
And sell them at Legos.
Now even me, a drooling from Magnin Man who has not even been to the Lego community,
I've heard of Prick's and Minifigs.
They are a big corporation and I do know that they are considered, or at least were considered, right of this,
the gold standard when it comes to selling your Legos.
So the fact that they are the corporation that's implicated in this actually was pretty surprising to me,
because they're like the only company in this space that I've heard of.
And it turns out, well, might not be all sunshine and titties over there.
It may be a lot of malicious bad actors, potentially.
Brian thought that this would be the perfect store to finally sell his dad's LEGO Star Wars collection.
So I wrote up a contract.
In the contract, this says that these are still the family's LEGO sets,
but every time one gets sold, the store gets to keep a small percentage of each sale.
This was a store for the inventory.
So that store that day was nothing but my dad's collection.
Like, all the shelves still.
They had to bring in extra shelves and build the whole party room of shelves.
But the owner of the franchise, this woman,
well, her husband had to actually leave the country due to some work-related reasons.
My husband and I were planning on moving out of the country.
They did everything correct when it came to selling his father's collection to Bricks
and Minifigs, so they got his library of Alexandria of LEGO collection.
They got the fucking one piece.
And basically it was the entire store's inventory.
They had to call in the cavalry in order to take it all.
And the owner of the franchise, which is that woman right there that is being interviewed
by Ben, made a mention that her husband was actually planning on moving out of the country.
And when she informed corporate about this, they said that, you know what, there is a seller
who is potentially interested in owning in that area.
And then it went straight down the shitter.
spiraled into some degeneracy where they informed her that they were terminating her franchise
agreement. They were threatening to call the cops on her. Your ex-communicator here, like
it's fucking John Wick, and she made a point to say, you know, this isn't right. This is
not comfortable. I'm not leaving without doing inventory, but they wanted her out of there.
She hit the road buster, and it's actually backed up by irrefutable evidence. She was
actually able to save all the security camera footage from that night, proving that everything
she just said is true. All the footage and evidence is there, and the security camera
footage, it's him at the store kicking her out. In that footage, they said, is Crystal
asking him how am I supposed to pay this guy? These are sets he has not been paid for.
Whole corporation is sitting there on video saying they're gonna take it.
After this woman got kicked out of her own store, she called Brian, explaining how corporate
just came down, and is now trying to take the world's largest Lego Star Wars collection
without paying for it.
I feel like I have to be extremely careful and pussyfoot around when I'm allowed to
show, but in Reckless Bin's video he does show the security care footage and it does
have someone going confirming that they are taking on that business, and most notably
a very important thing that is captured on film is him saying that they also take on
the assignment. That means that they are legally taking on the responsibility of Brian's Legos.
at least as I understand it, that's how it seems to be.
That is something very important to remember going forward.
I mean, how do you possibly wiggle your way out of that?
Well, that's pretty indefensible.
It's right there, on camera, 4K in the cringe compilation.
But it feels like checkmate to me,
but this is bricks and mini figs we're talking about.
These are super villains here.
We got some like actual diabolical demons in that food chain.
So Brian, the son, reached out asking,
well, what happened to the previous owner?
And that's when he was informed that,
oh, she's gone, she went straight to Valhalla.
Corporates taking this over now.
And he was like, okay, well, what about my collection?
that vintage Star Wars that you have in your store right now on your shelves
that's that's ours and we haven't been paid for it we have a contract we have all
of this evidence of this deal and still haven't been paid and things soured
well they weren't willing to play ball of that and then eventually it led to
Brian and the story okay yeah yeah I'm pretty much maybe and maybe wasn't the
Yeah, they pulled it out at one point.
Um, alright.
Alright, um, what was that?
Yeah, we're not coming.
It's a rifle right here.
Hey, he's right there!
I just grabbed him!
He's right there!
Get off the ground!
Get off the ground!
Get out!
That's a fucking rifle!
That's a fucking rifle!
Yeah, I wish I'd seen this before, I know.
today. This is an old, yeah, exactly. It's super old. What the fuck is that? This is
just reposting fucking...
Alright.
Um, the things I did for Witcher 3, saw in the past, very cool.
She just read chat. Chat, what was this game really? It's like fucking 20 years ago?
XQCL.
Yeah, I don't think I'm playing that, but that's cool though.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, it ended in paradise.
Too easy.
That was too easy.
Hey, Felix.
Any chance we could see a Pokémon opening soon?
We will watch that.
Maybe.
Next?
Uh uh.
Uh...
Paying it Black or something like that?
watch the lego video it is google it is just drama
And then?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, god, that's funny!
Fuck, I don't know.
Oh, that's a phone call.
He was like
Vehicle I mean chat it did sound like it did sound like a like I'm the first note
Dan's large young girl. Oh, I know
Okay, cool very nice
Thoughts on new deadlock patch and changes table is it convoy or is it?
boy in my only only pixel I am but Mark loves dogs. I see it. Yep. No, I accept it. Oh my god. I didn't mistake. What? I battled someone. Oh my gosh. I ran him up. Um.
I don't want to vote you again.
No, my win rate is cooked.
Oh my god.
I did a mistake.
Alright.
Yeah, that's how they actually card, yeah.
You're actually crazy, bro.
No, thank you. This is a crazy build, but...
What the fuck you...
You're actually crazy, bro.
You're actually crazy, bro.
So what?
What the fuck you...
You're actually...
That's very interesting. What is this game?
This part of the Portugal flag.
It's not as burgundy, but still very burgundy, you know?
It's like, something like this?
Wow, it's actually really bright! What?!
Yeah, that's super bright.
That's going to be a straight up orange.
Wow, that's perfect.
I fucking suck dog shit.
This is QCL.
This is like a forest dark green.
That looks not right.
OH MY GOD! I COOKED! I FUCKING COOKED HORDE!
Uh, Micronesia. Okay, hold on now.
Che, isn't that like a red?
Like a- like a- it's not the blue red, I- I can't-
Mereenblue, Mereenblue, fuck it.
Well, that's not table.
Um, Che, New Guinea.
That's gonna be a um...
Yeah, but it's not normal, right? Is it red like this? No?
Okay, I still got this game.
Chad, what's the name of that? I played it last time.
Chad, I want to get a BR win.
There's some real spins though.
You know what I mean? I'm forza.
Chad, what's the name of that? I played it.
So there's one more.
There's one more left.
Ethno Desert, classic.
What about it?
Look at this game.
No, not like this.
Chow, what was the new one?
Chow, what was the new one?
It's actually fun.
It's not a Mokko level, it's fun playing.
That one, right?
No one
Hey XM in a really bad mood may I get a welcome much I this is an industry. It's not like where you what where is that?
Um that that would still be a
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Like this bang
Bang
Bang
Wow, 66 months of Mr. Cowell, okay?
Hold on, I was gonna cook though.
It was more Scotland though.
It was more Scotlandish.
Why, yeah, it was almost all in Salamis.
So what is that?
Okay, Chad, that's E.U. Guantede.
Okay, Chad, that's Guantede.
you
you
you
you
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Oh more central well on this guy this guy knows it. He knows his shit
Spain
So it's much that is very so easy
You think El Salvador?
Okay
Spain
Brazil
Not Spain, not Brazil, one of Brazil, South Brazil, Egypt, yeah I mean
I mean, yeah, it was just uh, it was just yeah. Yeah, Gigi's
Egypt was not a bad guess. It was right next to it.
Well, I mean, he's got the profiling. I mean, that's the whole point of it. I mean, and it's not that's the that's the whole point
They they they want you to do
Um
Chat I I
It's not as tough.
There's some island-ish in there, no?
There's some island-ish.
What?
Peru?
Peru, Ecuador.
Peru? Peru Equator. You know what? I'll give it to you but I think there's some island mission there.
Yeah, you were right.
All right, you might have been, you might have actually been correct about that.
Yeah, yeah, so no islands. Give one more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's thoughtful.
So that's what she's gonna trust.
No.
That's not the mega-harmazette.
Yeah, that's 100.
No.
Yeah, that's like...
Dominic Kander.
Okay.
Okay.
I could agree with that.
Yeah, I actually agree with that.
Maybe even in Cuba.
No.
No.
no actually no I'm not in there I should only close 100% bang
no that down's impossible
you
you
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I don't think the other is going to
Okay, I'm not any sure that we get away never that
Jack, okay, okay, hold on real challenge the tune doesn't end until we get a win actually
I actually do this.
Check, I actually commit it.
The swim does not end it.
Even if it's a six-hour swim.
I'm not unlying, I am not unlying.
So you're going to be streaming
for the rest of your life then.
Check. Eliminator win or no issues in ending?
What? But you don't see the game?
You should also see the game, don't know?
What the gosh darn is this?
Lying to chat again, great.
Uh, put a title on it.
What?
Hi Felix.
Hi ChatX QCLL.
Welcome back, X.
I got a car?
What car?
You are the best driver.
Where else there?
I got a car. What car?
You are the best driver.
Where else then?
Ex-part on my face.
Okay, check. Elevated window or she doesn't end it. I'm not gonna ask.
She's using the orange on the happy. Orange on the happy. Orange on the happy. Orange on the happy.
Orange on the happy. Fuck you. I mean, this is my class. I mean, this is bullshit.
I
Need real spends fuck you
I put it at all, I mean I'll do it. Okay. I'll I'll do it. I'll do it
Hello, excuse me Mexican juice. I'm not lying. I will I'm committed with it
I
Really get easy of real spins like something like
On the map, oh, yeah on the map
It's not a story 52
I'm hiding my strain watch out at the game the metal is different did they did
they did the game
barn finds it
different season oh oh that's our women
I know the map. I know the map. I mean with Adonology.
Oh Lord, sixty months. Try and get top ten in rivals it's easy.
What's my rivals? What's my rivals?
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke!
Sixty nine nights.
Not fucking bad not a bad start not a bad start
Hey, snap her come here. Come here. Come here. Come here boys. Come here
Come here you where's your I fucker
You don't know where.
I'm coming for you.
Hey, Bubba!
I'm going to go.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, last one.
I
I got it. I got it. Bang! Chad, yo, first game first win. Chad, it's like, you know, first
game first win. We're not going to be on the one game as I talk.
Lancer's not bad at all.
Where's the bonnet there? I don't see him. Where's the bonnet there?
I don't see him.
That's not true.
Oh, we've got that.
I'm not even thinking of all this time.
Is that the ultimate?
Oh, a new car is dropped!
Look, I think I got all the smoke!
Oh no!
Should I have everything like a little safe over there?
I'm gonna be honest.
Stay safe over there.
A little fight if we need it right there.
No, we better get all of that right here.
I dare you to take one race in the city in a month.
Watch this, Jack.
Let me guess it. River area.
Nope. S.T.I.
It's not terrible, but it's not really there.
Can you smoke?
It was L5 right? Yeah, it was L5.
Was that better, by the way?
No?
Smoke right here, come on.
Bad. Next.
This is really good, man.
This is Bentley, I think it's not a great car but it's it's whatever I mean I
I need to get upgraded then.
Go from 6 to 7.
It's one of the worst cars in the light, but we get upgraded, right?
Oh my god, is that level 2?
You come here, you come here.
There's another fucking landscape in the street.
What is he doing there?
If I lose the level 2 chat, I'm fucking logging out to him.
Okay, level 9 here comes.
Max when it comes, give me something good, something good!
Please!
You mean, maybe the lumbel?
What is that?
Is that good?
What the fuck is that?
What is this shit?
That's not level 9 of Jaster.
It's so slidey.
can we get easily get a little bit of blood in every game right? Easily. Oh my god it's
so fast. Holy shit so fast.
No, no! My player right there! He got challenged! Fuck!
You find someone else quickly
Okay, what if I follow him though?
Should I follow him?
Yeah, should he be cheating?
So why is it still slimy though?
No, we're not going to get a little down the ground for smoking.
Any of you who smoke would be able to check that last time.
I don't even know how to follow him.
Maybe it's like a level 6 level 8. I'm like it's over. This guy's awful.
I'm trying to race her then there's none.
I followed that, I followed that, I followed that.
I followed that.
Clean blinds, but to what?
Oh, player there.
It's starting to be that good if he's looking for cars, right?
You are in a ramp, can't get out of the city, need a paper.
Oh man, I can't believe this is what it was after.
We're on a fucking bridge.
I
BYE!
Level 10!
Level 10!
BOOM!
Is it ready?
Come on, Chance!
It's gotta be at the...
Oh no!
We're gonna look at this circle.
Oh no!
I'm gonna look at the circle.
I'm gonna go in there.
I'm gonna go in there.
I'm gonna go in there.
Oh no, we're gonna look at the circle.
Yo, my heart is actually racing, I'm not kidding.
Okay, if you're gonna go from outside of the city, check.
From inside of the outside, 100%.
It could be anywhere.
It could really be anywhere.
I think I stay on the grass though.
I stand at the bottom of the outside.
Right here.
I
Cinema
400 yards, 10 knots.
400 yards, 10 knots.
400 yards, 10 knots.
400 yards, 10 knots.
That's fine.
over here when Santa rode it both left side right there both really bad for
for uploading
come on amazing how much better you've gotten this
I'm just kidding. Congrats. Too bad you still ask. Much love.
Yes! Boom!
First game presented by Death Red Doom!
Welcome to the night, the Illuminati!
FUCKING BANG!!
Mordvallet Mordvallet
Mordvallet
Um, will you spin it?
Big wheel spin it!
Orange!
Orange!
Wait, actually?
Hell.
Wait actually.
Orange.
Just orange.
Oh, yup.
Okay, here we go there.
Orange.
All range!
You a-
A fucking dress?
A dress?
No, I mean Chad, Chad, this luck has to be studied.
Chad, this luck has to be studied.
In the journal.
I spilled hot coffee on my pee pee again. It hurt so much. Oh my god. The skin is so red pray for me
Hello, mr. Force. I really appreciate how do you buy you all the bullshit? It's not it doesn't push open a wheel anymore
How do you do that?
Hey ex you are the driver demon dot hopefully one day I can be as cool as you
Dot dot dot in all I get a welcome to the jungle
Well, you can get dupudits.
No, chess is no.
Okay, and then what?
Character.
So, do I just buy everything?
Is that me this will take forever, no?
This will take everything.
Also, it's way too expensive.
Oh, yeah, it's not worth it at all. This is bullshit.
yeah I'm not gonna do all this wait wait what about the horns I don't know how much of the
horns I'm not putting on the fucking dresser I can't put on the dresser I
I didn't see it in there.
I already have all these.
Why is this new? I'm so confused.
Oh, because I bought it. I'm so stupid.
I don't see it. Where's the dresser?
Must give or not, they will be faster.
Oh my god x are you rooting for spurs or a KC?
uh... man i think they're both table brands
okay i bought
there's more
javis with it
use voucher
Oh, okay, a little too late for that.
What's the answer for what?
I don't buy it because the wheel spins
basically have less options if I buy other clothing
because clothing are in the wheel spins.
So instead of getting like bullshade,
I mean, you're never in the odds.
True or false?
There is no dips.
Oh my fucking god.
I'm not doing anything. It's there is too much.
Bro, why I'm in the dress? I it's not there. I don't know what like we open it's not there.
See, it's laying there.
In Outfits.
I mean, I guess, dude, what's the way that it's not boring to get real spins?
That's like efficient
Why they're all born, okay, did you see how she got on them? Okay, give me one. Give me one maybe
Give me one spec
Can't buy it with money
on the map. Barnes. And the body of Barnes gave you.
This chat says, um, this chat is cooked after 15,000 hours in all the games. Bind close
to what you're doing. It completely works. It takes them out of the pool.
What's going on guys, Wesley here, Forza Horizon 6 just dropped an enormous hotfix.
Now, WTAC 101 Motorsport 19th trial and error.
I wanted to see why there were so many Super Roos that only cost 9,000 credits.
So when you purchase this, it's going to be a B rated car and the car mastery is going
to be completely blank.
So now that you have gained all of those skill points, you just simply want to follow
the same exact path.
Okay, I don't really get it, but okay
All what's it all the video that maybe I'm up again, maybe next year
What the fuck is this car?
What is this shit properly?
Yeah, why is it why is it why is this one to shift it?
Okay, then that way it shifts better
All right, it's better than you you're not allowed to turn the cars on stack
Hello, my juicer. Thank you for taking every other way to see a way to step away from the computer more often
Just kidding. This pair executes the hour
These are all players. Three laps.
So I like the maps with laps better than the maps with their sprints.
Because you can learn that and get better at it as you learn at it.
Why are you here?
Why are you here?
Why are you here?
I mean, I thought that the racing line was, was, was on purpose, was super lenient to
I looked bad, but it's not bad at all.
That looks bad, but that was really good.
I mean, look at what I cut up to get to go.
Look at what I cut up to.
That was simple.
See, that was simple.
I will, I will agree, that was absolute garbage.
Racing lines are so cheap, it takes away skill.
What do you mean?
Uh, wrong?
Oh, yeah, I mean, this is just gonna be a lot of slow key, but I mean, there's three
maps, so it doesn't matter much.
That was a lot more space there, but...
Chad, I'm not even getting up there!
Chad, why are you guys so good? I mean...
I think it's cool you have to learn it there. It's just it's just bad. Like the really high
High RPM makes this a really weird, like, breaking and downshifting it, like, it's just weird.
No?
Yeah, it does, exactly. It does.
Oh no, I'm catching up.
I think that's cheating it. See what I did there? I used the tail of the car. I don't get a slowdown if I use the tail.
the racing line because you need help so yes it's a good move still
the preferred races with laps did you don't
right that's just incorrect the racing line is it like like everybody knows this
you're a noob in fucking still racing it means everything line is bad everything's perfectly
okay like really nice not a problem at all
How that is for sale on the second left for four seconds
That was good, look now I can see the cars, check I can't, I can't but I have to see the
Is there a thing we've never seen a car in front of us? Ever!
Wait, what is that? Oh, something.
It's all good. It's all good. Chat. I'm running the car. I'm learning the car. I
will say is though, I wish they allowed you to turn the assists on and off
in making races based on the car that you have. Like, like see this car. I did
you're turning some of the assists off. Like you should be able to have this car
assist on like and pre-choose them.
Some of the faster cars that you cannot, as it's off, it's channeled.
It's off, yeah but it's not like that though, you cannot do it in the middle of a game or
in between in a lobby.
Okay, so yeah, now let's go with this car, the next time, they may say it's good, but
this car is stuck in this game.
You can't slow down too much, because whenever you go down in gears, it's like a problem
to get it back up, it's slow, if the gears are fucking super massive, you'll see, you'll
see, you'll see.
We need a good line on this.
Is that another card now?
I can actually play properly.
I can add downshift.
I wish this game had like adaptive shifting where it's automatic by default but you can
do it yourself.
And you can downshift yourself even though it's automatic.
That's how a lot of cars are in your life.
Full manual is not always good.
You're going to have a car you don't know how to shift.
And you're going to complete the whole work.
at least like 10 races per car to the go full manual.
One at last.
Okay, this is actually a miniball.
Well, that was a bit too much there, thank you.
I'll have them.
are you fucking serious?
fucking trash
Oh, he's not this guy.
Waddle!
Waddle!
Time to open.
Fuck. That was bad.
He's building any turn in this stupid ass race.
I mean, is there any skill that's far remaining in it?
Oh, there's nothing about that.
Nope, there isn't.
I can't downshift it.
I can't downshift it and the game doesn't allow me to. That's just lame.
I would have chosen manual if I knew what the cards were.
those can we watch the firm videos please like this
ABS is always good there like there's no one's where ABS off is good ABS is
good it like I don't wait wait ABS is a bad thing yeah what do you want to shoot
the lock up like are you fucking brain dead
there's a ABS offer what I mean yeah I want my brakes to lock it please like the
I mean, what the fuck are you talking about?
I don't know.
It's all the same line because you need help. It doesn't move skill.
What is wrong with you?
well nobody cares these are all running maps you haven't played all those maps
you know like you don't know all the all the lines it's like well there's
even some top fucking simulators that always have the line on I play I play
everything without even in natural I know everything I suppose the line on I
don't care
I don't think much harder.
Really?
Not bad, that's not terrible.
I don't know what to do with it.
Hold on.
weird turn there the reason why that is very bad very bad
nah i'm i'm i'm undergoing a little bit
I thought it was weird, man.
It's not weird.
Fireball.
It seems like it's not weird.
Fireball.
see my line is in the game's line it see my the way I think that line is way
and then what the game said to do.
Hold on.
I don't know, it's a really weird corner at Christmas R&B.
Excuse me.
That was actually kind of decent.
Huge 61 month skygag excuse me.
Excuse me.
So is that chapter equation?
I mean, it's not bad.
37 months chat this guy though oh it's better than we choose against the off it's not terrible
it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not
And then when I get the fourth place overall, fuck you
Okay chap, let me get a super hardcore boosted car to the other race and
Instead of win off of adding the better car. I mean, that's what we're gonna do
I'll show you, I'll show you.
Jack, S1, S2?
Wait, is that an event?
I'm confused.
Jack, is that our 3 razors already?
Okay, winnable!
There's only one real turn on this.
Washington is, uh...
Like four.
It's your best friend happy 60 months together we've been through a lot while we're still
I'm going out for dinner tomorrow night. Excuse me, Em.
I love the live track in there.
Fuck you
That's good, that's good, that's good
I threw right through the game.
That's terrible.
I think they're going to throw, they're going to throw it at the corner, watch this.
No throw the game man!
Cha, any pretty good though?
Oh man.
Cha, Cha, the center club gets that better.
Oh! I was 0.1 of a base.
I get fucking higher p.m. Breaking bullshit
You should download a skin for Jill like this game is so forgiving over all of that
I'm ignoring some of the race the reason like raising basics. You should break in a straight line with fucking
With engine breaking and then turn like you shouldn't be doing what they do
They're doing it and then leave a little bit of breaking for the back each other
I think but these guys did it just full send it and it works like it's just lame
These guys never break a share line ever, that means that you're not breaking efficiently.
What do I want to do?
What's a good S1, S2? Just say how it is, for like a normal race.
You go to stop store. It's
Welcome back x
Chat an s1 or s2
two.
All right, let's do it.
No, not these, because that's not what we're doing.
Honda NSX.
You don't have the good, why you have to get the good ones?
Oh, I did it.
Get the real spinnets.
I mean, I guess it's not a taboo, right?
I mean, Jack, is that not bad?
Is that not bad?
Where's the auction house?
Wait, there's auction house?
Oh, this!
And what do you want?
That's one.
XQCL.
Chad, I don't know what you're looking for.
is any of this shit good?
5 mil!
what the fuck?
uh, ass-line viper's meta? wait, the viper's meta?
You come.
What my pair
shall we walk my pair
I can see it. I'll be a dodge right
I'll do any
I'll do any
I'll do any
I'll do any
I wish one
No chest is it's not the one it's another one about which one though. These are all cheap ass ones. This is some bullshit
All of this garbage
S1, okay, hold on.
Um, huh?
Like, Vibrant Model.
Oh, like this.
I guess I'll which one then.
2008.
Oh, this shit then.
I mean, it's pretty cheap, no?
Well, just buy one out, that's very bad.
Maybe I'll just buy this one out, no?
So, don't I already have this?
So, this is a stand, no?
I'll just buy it, fuck it. I don't care. It's not 100K. I mean, I bought clothing worth
more than that. Wait, what happened? Wait. Did somebody snipe it? Wait, just snipe both
All powers?
Yo, yo, yo!
What the fuck?
No, not bad, fuck you!
Yo, who's boying my co- that's insane!
Um, I thought it was all the same, no?
There you go.
Wait, that's not the S1?
Wait, there's a different one?
Wait, wait for that. No, no, you have to tune it to get there. It's just because it's just tuning.
And then you go to Garage.
Now you take the car. What was that, chat?
It's in Dodge.
Wait, it's not in there.
Where is it?
What the fuck is it? It's in the mail?
Why did they put the cars in the fucking mail?
Hello?
Where's my fucking car?
What, I wasn't even collected. This is so, this is so stupid. That's so dumb.
You are the greatest streamer and gamer of all time, W Mans pod champion.
And then you go to my garage.
So now you go to the garage or what?
I think I had a kid probably.
Uh, this.
And then you get a setup on the browser.
What the fuck?
What the?
Like this.
Okay, check, is this a good one?
Fresh one?
That thing's too rounded.
I think I like this one.
I think this one's better, no?
You want to be rounded.
That's really bad speed though.
Is that good?
Shining person's better.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is good!
Shining- that's good, nope!
The first one.
Fuck it.
fifty-two
Okay, now I would like it to paint the car
Ugly ugly what the fuck is that?
Is that a cool setup?
This one's nice.
Wait, that one's going to go heavy.
Vanical blue, what is that?
Oh!
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, this one's going to be harder.
That's hard. That's fucking hard as shit.
Why this cross? Busted!
XQCL
Busted! I actually busted! GG
Now give me this
Now we can actually win
We're winning this game, but I shouldn't be appointment
See, without picking an ABS
I should be getting bit like, see, that was good breaking it, way better
Oh, no, we don't want to do off road a fuck that I don't get a shit while doing it
Custom
Okay, custom
I
Check what you want is not not not happy to get it correct like I
Should never have to break all the way in there as your like half
Like half breaking it, correct?
You slamming down?
Massage is to be straightened? Okay.
Yeah, that's my notice is that
You don't get that much of a problem, even with a DS in a straight line.
Watch out, there's a 60s one, I'll push it up.
Make up.
Um...
Ah, that's it.
Well?
sure that all lose here right
assassin killer a
It's not bad, but this car is actually fucking insane.
He pushed.
I
Thought that though hey stop at all
I can act if you're done what we got a lot more there
I'm a fucking short bus though, what is that chat?
Oh
Agaposhe
I'm Agaposhe
Okay this car is busted F1 GT. Is that what you want?
How much is it?
5 mil.
You guys are getting in the wheel spin.
What do you mean car voucher?
Well, you can just stick on the car and just do voucher and you can get it for free?
Huh?
Wait, that's busted, no?
I didn't waste any.
E-girl cafe Ford's prevent buddy. You're just a weirdo. Now you're just a weirdo
I can't say anything
W.
Why do you not play with a wheel?
Fabiachi?
I got pushed man!
What is that what is that what is that what it's not even bad being 1.1 second off
That's not getting bad.
I mean, I'm getting close.
Then check again with the McLean F1.
It's 1.2 seconds ahead of me.
Because I worked it, if you understand.
So this car, total.
If I had the 130K option,
plus the decade, it's like 190K, total.
5 mil against 190K,
One and a K and I'm compared never do the car with it bullshit. It's trash
It's true, I would why does it is true?
Okay, it's office fucking
Four five eights
For you is that right?
Also, I have the coolest looking car so I mean, I should be winning.
This should actually be five laps, not four.
So slow back.
Wait.
How's that? How's that possible? I don't get it.
of
I'm done, I'm done, next game.
Shut up.
Um, I'd like, you know what?
Back to back, back to back and I'm done.
Chow, what seems so addicting?
One only, not two, it's just one single one.
Chow, I want to do a heat check.
Let me back to back grid.
So this image tries a lot to give you feedback on the controller for when you're about to
start like spinning it, but it's still so, I don't know what to say, like inaccurate.
It's very... gets vague.
Wait, the badge? What badge?
The badge lights up on the core?
I didn't see that.
Ah, sniper's a guy. I hear them.
come on then yep you ain't winning back to back little pop
what the f... did he just spawned in there man? I'm out bitch I don't care
of
You want me as hell going? Pickle chin that's gone, you shovel that's gone, win that's gone.
I'm cooking it. I mean, I fucking cook this never I cook the fuck out of this fool
What is this for? It's so like packed.
Really? Oh, that's cool. There's an information.
I love my breath.
I think I don't need to know if I should hit it.
I mean it makes sense.
I can't choose them. I can't choose them. I don't want to choose them. Hello?
Um.
I
Is it bond
Yeah, how do you know
No one can raise me, sooo...
So do I win?
Wait, so I win?
So this means that I'm going to get at least last race for three.
Unless I can get a smoke at the end.
Or maybe I'll be able to do like a little A at the end of this little dance.
And then we can still win.
Yeah, the map border is awful. I don't think I should have done that.
It just looks silly.
maybe a line around the dollar small line and it is some cool writing like it
doesn't look you're how many others are left to be like like in fucking 100 games
I mean
So you say I took a smoker
Just how does that work that like I'm doing visible that's it a little
I
Can't I can't you won't let me I can't
Chat every other head is literally got what you do now
I don't want to restart, I want to win two games in a row man, this is bullshit!
Alright, I mean Doom doesn't count man, I mean I'm not just just leaving, I mean it's bullshit.
That's bullshit.
I was winning anyway.
How's that fun, yeah?
Chad, they can debug it easily.
You just put a feature in the game where after a race,
whatever happens, you get a reset, like,
just like when you find out.
It's easy.
Wait, am I not cute?
What the fuck am I doing?
Fuck off the road man, what's he doing?
What is he doing?
What the fuck?
Oh wrong side there. That's the more white dotted white line middle fucking
I don't care
What's the danger Simon
For the best don't think bugs they've been in a game for five years very cool. I like that
Other big-ass jumps so
What the fuck?
Oh, I feel like it is going to work out for the smoker.
You know he gets max win, right?
Oh my... Oh my god!
I yawicked it!
I fucking yawicked it!
That's demonic! That's fucking demonic!
Hey, hey yo snappers, hey buddy, buddy, you don't erase me, I mean, I can give you a
headshot if you want.
Want a headshot or not?
Hey, yo bitch ass!
What is that?
Are you a bitch ass?
We don't off road here.
This one will happen.
If you off road you lose.
I
Think I can see the car it's the same point as when it was a final earlier
And you're dead
What is that?
The fuck?
What is that?
good voyage BTS
Trees, yummy.
Chat, level 10 disarly that has me in the lekkereda.
No?
I mean, it's insane.
AMG?
If that's Max Wind, that's Max Wind!
Oh my god, it's so, it's so quick.
So what happens if I race now?
At level 10, what do I win then?
What, you don't want to have it?
to maximum. Brother it's still as fast as the fudging water, that's insane!
What brother, this car is busted!
brother I'm going to space
So is this. So bad to make this.
No it's not better. I had it last time. It's not better.
This is by far the best level that we've seen ever.
I think I go middle too and I just wait.
I know you wouldn't be able to map in this wait, I don't want to race today because
it raises only a chance to lose. I've not done that.
of
completely stop the car because it's actually kind of bad on the hills from zero the early
gears are way too small
there's nothing like all the other cars and some other cars and you get stuck at zero
And it flies fucking boom!
On a hill.
Chai, it's really hard to figure out where the end is at, no?
So look at that circle.
Like from here, where did it even be?
Probably towards the city?
It's the last last one goes
Top left. Oh, yeah, it would be met. Yeah. Yeah, definitely is
I don't know where I'm going. Maybe I get like a nice street to be honest. Maybe near
the top. Yeah, I see one. On the highway. I was in the highway. The best thing to do
is a middle like maybe you mean the
having over here there's one that's
water 47 months will commit to the
jungle oh this right right this one my
hair yeah but what what it's not though
What is that?
It's a circle. Yeah, I think I was gonna be good here.
Incoming bridge will come and we'll find the checkpoint.
Dude, this car is something...
Is it last or go?
We don't know where it's going to be yet.
XQCM.
in your life man no shopping I'm gonna stay for a year thank you
Now there that car is because this is a very weird set up.
Yo.
I was just barred with it!
Change in the track mode, what does that mean?
Wait!
What does that mean? What mode?
How does it do that?
really quite. Can you please turn the stream volume up? Thanks.
Sammy knows what's for sure. It has to be right.
Final showdown in three.
Wait, is there no one?
one
La Ventefeuille
Jesus fucking Christ is this Microsoft flight simulator all locked.
Oh, I'm getting... oh, I'm getting... I'm getting... I'm getting...
I don't want to use the charging roads to this is brain down
Oh
No
Oh! I think he flipped it!
Man that was actually pretty close though. I mean it was close. That flip fucked it though. That flip fucked it.
So the card didn't flip a single time during all the jumps. It flips on the one jump that I take on the singular jump at the mumbra.
That's a big number.
All right, that was fun.
Enjoy it.
All right, now what?
That was pretty cool.
It was a nice try.
It was a nice try.
That wasn't too bad.
Yeah, we can play a little bit of O7 here.
Is the overall play through a long?
like is it a long way to 20 hours that's not too bad we could give it a whirl
give it a whirl is this
That's bad.
I thought there was something more exciting to do.
Low key.
We'll watch the whole thing beat the hell up on that.
Yeah.
Chat, I think, you know, I'll give you a shot.
I'm not gonna go back to Blacksum Hose, I'll just give you a shot.
It was okay, I just feel like the story would mean the most when, okay, maybe I'm wrong.
It feels like it has all the worst parts of Hitman and some of the worst parts of story
games which is kind of like a bad mix that's just like my current opinion okay
man hey it's not this game made me fall asleep yesterday and only got my
attention with the horrible nightclub music
but maybe maybe it was just a tutorial who knows
Um, they were first, I think.
I always play one of the things that I did with the game, I already have a title.
What reason exactly?
What the fuck are those?
Um...
that's cool like what the fuck are these
resume what's tax haven't
I was looking for you to Monroe I have your cover story from Q can't wait later
mate any idea what's in store for me no clue something dashing no doubt this guy
fashion photographer fearless walk or as fondant adventurer archaeologist report
Portable airbag.
Seriously, really?
Webulls.
Bulletproof serve them, yes.
Proportion and style in perfect harmony.
Looks a bit big.
Oh, no, this is...
Knife-proof, huh?
I'm in rough.
Bomb-proof.
You'll be wearing that one.
I'm a chauffeur.
Well, don't look at me. I'm just working it.
Greenway.
I'm heading over to gadget testing.
Join me when you're ready, there's some new feel for you that I'd like you to try out.
Right.
Probably a new line of air freshness.
Jagger's shoes are very cool.
Oh darling, it's a dream come true.
But synchronize our stories, and a big-shot sports agent means...
Shoveler.
That's just crap.
Any problems?
Why would...
Oh!
Congrats on completing training.
Well, I get my passion.
Why would...
Okay, let's see what's in store.
Splendid work, Bridget. I'd say one more round of iteration and we're ready for field testing.
That is my assessment as well.
Alright, so... oh, here? Naga-taka.
You mentioned some field gear that needs testing.
Quite right, yes. Over here, please. This here is a shockwave device.
It triggers a small, directed propagating disturbance that staggers opponents on impact
and causes medium damage to body armor.
Try it out, why don't you?
All right, medium damage to body armor.
Very interesting.
Now, aim the device that are there, and before you ask,
yes, he's good with it.
I'm good with it.
XQC Assay, so.
Alt-Q.
All right.
Okay, next item. A sleek upgrade to a timeless class of these smoke grenades.
This small-scale lightweight projectile blocks visibility leaving an opponent open to attack.
Okay. Go on, have a go. Don't mind if I do.
Right. Throw it at...
Payback to here. Steams are W as always. I love my farting juicer XQCL.
Four.
I'm gonna I'm gonna go and do this a little bit
Wait, can I have both of them?
Thanks. Good luck out there, Bond.
You were authorized to bring two items into the field.
I thought you're likely to need them in the car park.
Uh-huh.
Was that insensitive?
Uh, yeah, it is slightly occupied.
Surely not.
Kind of choosing blindly here.
Any pointers?
Um...
I can't just find any specific details about the assignment.
Only that you will be attending an exclusive social...
I'm thinking...
...accuracy, no hostility.
...smoke?
Any types of situations, discretion, not force, is advised.
Julie knows it and
And the camera
Smoke and like I had and you three I thought you said two
Dark phone sure and camera
All done, huh interesting what nothing good luck out there
Dark's phone? I mean it's a poison, it's really good, huh?
What operations?
Moving on.
Vegetables don't have phones.
Operations.
Onion rings, huh?
and
I think she's in her part of the
And you can't miss that.
All right, there.
The what?
These are the latest figures for active operations.
They're looking it up.
Have it again?
Well, we'll figure this apart, yes.
This is one of the new recruits.
M underestimates 009.
You all do.
Their report was inconclusive, John.
009's been gone for too long to yield reliable data.
There's a 50-50 chance that he's telling the truth. We need to know what he has.
We need 50. 50.
This man has to offer.
Yes, this is just the boom that Em's been looking for to get Foreign Secretary Bright and his lot off our backs, but 009 is a master manipulator.
Whatever his end game is, we won't see it coming.
It's a room.
I couldn't help but overhear you in Greenway.
Couldn't help yourself is what you mean.
Sounds like there's some history between the two of them.
They're served together.
There's double O's.
Ride up until Operation Nightfall.
Go on.
Would that I could.
Nice place.
That's green big enough for you.
No, it's cool, isn't it? Just got it up and running.
Um, what did you do to the mission, Loki?
About 009. How did he manage to stay hidden for all those years?
I thought they could get a handle on just about anyone in the world.
It's not a magic wand, James.
They're consuming state on an unprecedented scale.
But if you leave none, you're effectively invisible.
Imagine the focus and dedication.
I said that then, Jack.
Rice?
Did 009 have help?
almost certainly some even speculated yours but the cousins why would the
americans hide a uk traitor you don't have siblings do you
you have a mission briefing for me i do let's get the other logic is that i'll
show you
the grand carpathian hotel and high tatra mountains of savakia
host to the world chess championship safe to say 009 did not pick this location
at random. The hotel is swarming with international VIPs, security is of the highest order and
due to the current diplomatic tension between the UK and Slovakia, the operation has not
been cleared with local authorities. According to 009's instructions, the meeting will go down in
full public view during the championship match. No comms, no tracking, no backup. And these are
only the safeguards that we know about. 009, every manner of subterfuge to avoid capture.
and if he suspects a trap we'll never get another shot this is where you come in you're all blank
slates in the intelligence circuit which makes you idealistic undercover work locate 009 and keep
him under close watch but do not engage the target this is a black tag operation so discretion
Ladies and gentlemen, it's critical.
I can drive? Wait, this is the 3-4, is that?
Alright, chain on, go off-roader.
testing the men.
I say recall.
Don't give him an excuse.
But that looks good on you.
Really, he brings out the truth, though.
So why is he on the left there?
Well, he's on the left there.
Take a left of the head, James.
What's that, darling?
Just a fucking left there.
That's not the UK.
It's the lucky they turn on the water right side, so it's just like America then.
Wait a minute.
Alt.
Is everything in order?
Routine inspection time. Won't be an old one.
Alt-A-R-T, please proceed.
I think I have stayed here, I mean, a wedding back in twenty-two doesn't sound like something
you forget.
Well, the hell was in cash?
Wait, are you asking me if I'm a private jet?
Is your job frame still in the Latin?
It was dark, we all dreamed for each other.
Oh, I'm double captured.
Oh, actually, I'm double captured.
Yeah, I'm double captured.
Oh, I'm double-capped with a- oh, actually, I'm double-capped. Yeah, I'm double-capped, sure. That's why.
Well then, if I took a look at the tree, I'll-
I'm on the side I did, they knew each other, that much is clear, something to do with an operation called 9-4.
I'm losing strength, I'll try to double up.
I'll go straight to it, see what happens if you hit it straight up.
I'll just like flip on to the right, you know?
That's a nice view, isn't it, I like it.
Oh, they will.
That's a fudge.
So is...
Nash, delivery area, in position.
Say, staff courses.
Ronson, conference wing.
Kingsley, first floor suites.
Bond.
Bond.
I swear.
Chad, the car?
The steering and the exit changes dynamically. I swear. I swear the game changes the acceleration rate and the steering rate. All the time.
Dot, dot, dot?
Why does Trevor have a hat?
What does the hat do?
Hey, what is that?
Oh, exactly the five-star treatment.
That's the Amazon treatment.
Oh, I'm stretching my legs.
He was eating the blonde man.
Bond, reporting suspicious behavior.
009?
No, one of the hotel staff.
Stranger-looking bellhop I ever saw.
He was mishandling luggage.
Who's that?
What are you?
I'm middle of a buster.
Sorry.
I am middle of a buster.
Oh, yeah.
I guess he had to be there. It was odd. I'm gonna check it out. You will not
009 is our only priority staying at your post James. That's an order. Yes, mom
It was all over social media last year
Pardon me. It's the amount about a bag
I've never, I've never heard a British man say man like that.
Oh, damn.
Forgot my press badge.
You're not the press.
Oh.
Missed him.
Okay.
So, was this a Glissom machine or what?
Wheelbarrow.
Ignites.
Missing lighter.
Missing a lighter. Got it.
Eve's drop.
What? Chest shooting?
the scoop of the year. I slashed his press badge inside one of the big pups on the lower
ramparts. I need to get back in there. It's a name I got a new man that came in here on
this game. Very nice.
I'm sure it's a new this way to report on the landscaping. I didn't think so.
Wait, what did I get me? I'm buffing it on. Are they gonna see me? I mean... Yeah. They're
Yeah.
They're gonna be seeing me doing this.
Staff only.
It's all good.
Hidden press badge on the lower round parts.
That's easy.
lower ramparts. Lighter! I mean I like the lighter part better. That's cooler.
Seems more fun.
I guess it's okay now.
Huh
What the heck it's really again
Okay, that's what I think about it
That could work, right?
I mean, it could work.
What about now?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
That seems risky.
I have to go.
So let me do that.
Day crashing of black tie event.
Haven't done that since final year.
Really?
I need you to have a stern word with your manager get to the party on the team.
Um, very interesting and that's it.
So where am I going?
The objective is where?
There?
What's up with that?
I mean, it's not yellow paint, but it's yellow, so...
It's jammed!
Then we get a wrench?
What is that?
Which room is here?
I don't know. I don't see anything yet. We'll just get any information.
I think we're allowed to be here. We're not trespassing.
What if I knock on them and get their outfit?
Like this guy?
Are we good?
Let's see what all my fuss is about.
So that's easy.
Nice.
It's just more than...
There's Greenway.
Hopefully, I'm the last thing on his mind.
What are you here for?
Long, Stasis.
Okay, there's some stuff to do
It's got better be worth it
He has a staff key pickpockets not distracted
so
Let me find anything to try them within easy. I'm gonna just
break this
watch on your buy it I don't like it that they tell you that
What's this?
What is that?
What the?
Covering that.
Covering that.
Covering that.
like
who did that
sorry
that's kinda crazy
no idea
but it's back in business
so staff key obtained?
alright
see if you want that one?
now
where do you go?
it's a little bit easy. I think a lot of these things like it wouldn't fly in the uh...
Norman, are you listening to me? I said, well I never.
What is it this time, mother? Is there a trouble at night where a waistcoat with a cummerbund?
A what?
No, that tall blonde bellhoppy.
Oh, never mind. You're a polivious as usual.
She's no happy customer
No, it's not on me mom hotel administration. I couldn't help it over here. Good. I was about to file a complaint. Oh
When was this incident just a moment ago hurry up you might catch him I
Mean who what this bellhop was bothering you well
I called him three times and he just rushed past me ignored me completely. No disgraceful
Did you happen to see where he went?
I'll tell you exactly where he went.
Towards reception.
You've been most helpful, Mom.
I'll take it from here.
You better.
Honestly.
What's that?
That's very helpful.
It's worth a reception.
I mean, that knows a little bit, at least.
Couldn't believe my luck.
in 1969, Aston Martin, DBS, Theatres,
Oof, mint condition.
I'm not one to brag, but you'll make an exception with me.
It's of course so.
It's right out in the car park in case you want to have a gander.
Perhaps later.
I must go feel interest in this dreadful chess business,
or my wife will want to have a conversation.
Soon is her.
Oh, wait, it didn't wrap around it?
Wait.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I mean, she went to meet with me.
It's my spot.
Check, is this not the reception?
On the map. What map?
What, what happened?
I'm going to need somebody, sir. Staff?
Oh, yo, yo, what's that, sir? What do you mean?
Seems I left my press pass in my room.
I suggest you go and get it, sir.
I'll travel you through until you do.
My thoughts exactly. You're about...
Sha... uh... is there another number we got on the guy?
You need to leave now. Sorry about that.
Yeah, we are
Wait, okay
I mean yeah, that works
What about what does it see this guy wonder if you could help me I'll certainly try sir
Did you notice the blonde bell hop I just passed through it was a bell hot pick out in the lineup
probably one of the pimp's he was asking for the directions to the back stage area
hmm chest fined i knew it i stay clear of him it's made a quiet word so jet we
know we have to go there i mean i don't get a new debt
but how sorry i'm sorry i could smoke them
Oh, I have an idea. I have an idea. Watch this.
Best match.
Well, I could smoke him.
Oh, yes!
Watch this.
Hmm?
Poison?
Well, that was easy, now press that and you should get more poison while we're at it now.
I mean he's dead anyway, who cares.
I
Have a badge though don't I have a badge though
I just pick it up no
Oh
Yes
Thank you, sir, all right on three
Yeah, I mean, that's not fault.
Shackage is distracted, no?
Backed in bed?
Wait, but unless?
That's backstage, no?
Oh, I could just walk there, what?
Oh, antique book, very cool.
So...
But he's blonde too though!
Wait, so you're not just sitting in the book with this?
Oh, maybe he's talking to him.
This bellhop, did you see where he went?
Uh, reception, he took off towards the reception.
Reception, good man.
I'll explore later.
I'm going to see the chess gamer.
Um...
Yeah, what kind of movie do you play here?
I'm not sure if I can play with it.
Like it goes later.
He's fine.
Shut up, bitch.
Oh, sorry about that.
Why, are you going to watch the end of your life?
Like this?
That sounds fine.
I'm ready to go.
Very cool.
Male, location, whitish blonde hair,
approximately six foot two.
I'm sorry Mr. Prendergast, but we simply do not have a bellhop of that description.
Ridiculous. And who made off with my bag then?
I demand to see the manager.
He is on his way Mr. Prendergast.
I'm sure it's on a misunderstanding.
It better be.
I'll be over here.
keep Mr. Prendergast waiting.
Okay.
Mr. Prendergast, I am told you have some missing baggage.
Stolen is more likely.
Any idea where he went?
Yes, that's what I've been telling you.
Wait, I know it's that. He does it over the edge, no?
Just before, going through the door marked Laundry.
Laundry.
That's very helpful.
Now, what was in the suitcase?
Uncut diamonds.
What do you think was in it, man?
My words and toy chase that's all ask. Oh
That's all I need my office will be in touch. Please have a drink on the house
Believe me. I shall
Oh
Oh
Well, I'm not set am I
I kind of am
So if I knock him out and get his clothes, surely?
Oh, it's not him, I think they got it.
Oh, man, Altenetto got it.
Okay, I think the e-dropping is kinda useful in this game.
Once you have like one piece that you need, you just fucking force-send it.
Stop.
Oh.
Alright.
Where's laundry at?
Is this laundry?
Oh goodness!
Oh goodness!
That's...
I'm sorry, but I don't think you should be here but hotel management. I haven't inebriated VIP stumbling around in his birthday suit
You need to find him before the paparazzi do saying no more
Thanks, call it in if you clock in yeah, that's a good shot
So that was useless all right, what yourself shut up
I'm just going to show you how to do it.
Number...
Do it in your security.
We changed the code on the database.
It's the management office on reception.
So that's what we're looking for.
What about right here?
start over him. Is this door right?
I've never seen the hotel so busy before.
It must be the same thing.
It needs to be.
From what I hear, the owner almost bankrupted himself on the renovations.
He needs the extra bookings.
The codes are...
Oh my god
I got it.
Um...
Sir, why are you back again?
Oh, that's funny. I wonder what it is.
Of course. Leave it.
Not maybe called the reception.
Okay. Well, I mean, now go deal with that shit.
Was there something else?
What was that?
Okay, I guess that's- Oh!
1972
Let the code
Oh the fingerprints
What about 2008
what about this oh 1805 1805
A lot of Trafalgar. Easy.
Oh no, no, that's a long needle, right?
Nineteen to two?
Oh, what did I get? Roses?
Oh, a cellar key.
Oh, the cellar!
Did we have to go there though?
I don't think we did, right?
Okay, let's just do this.
So.
What the?
I wonder what it was.
What the?
You can't just...
What's going on there?
BOOM!
I wonder what it was.
What's going on there?
That is so dumb.
The code was um, the code was um, the code was uh,
Eleanor don't be such an old man. I just wouldn't work if that guy had present
II
No ease for reset
He's reset. What?
Even a minute play like a little more
It's for events
Get this just five thousand you guys wait is it not
All right
Let's do this then we'll do
You're given the old AP treatment.
Full body bakeover.
Sabotage?
And it's Friday.
Wait.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Where are you going?
International has a state habichie they joined from Unite, committing their nation to taking steps to
rise in illegal arms trafficking around the globe, presenting the community
Can I not poison them either?
What?
I guess I can take a look.
I
Don't like about that I
Didn't have a plan after the first I show I want to go left so I want to do and I got this right
I got you all of them that want you
I can bait in what one time boom
I
Just
Like this just like that
Like that
Like this
I don't know if you can hear this.
How'd they get so good at open anyway?
I don't know.
Well, I don't know.
Well, I'm listening.
And it's a rumored location of a 45-month-old place
where illegal arms and so-called assaults
are being sold.
I found the police.
What is the reason they're normal?
What?
Okay, and then I pick up this,
and I throw it,
I'm gonna make a distraction in it.
Can I not?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
It...
Is it bugged?
It won't let me pick it up sometimes.
Back into character.
What?
I can see character.
What?
Wait, what?
Okay now now explain this there's smoke everywhere, but it is locked in
That is insane right
I mean tell what is wrong
Oh, you can't go down on the ground. Okay. Well, that makes sense.
Who was that guy? That's Stefan.
He's very good, man.
Don't like the look of it. Better check.
What's that?
Huh? What can you do?
Excuse me. Are you in the right place?
Stop it. Immediately.
Can you stop? You need to fuck us.
Okay.
Oh, you motherfucker?
I don't care! I don't care!
I'm smoking the first guy and I'm going straight through.
I'm going straight through, okay.
This is just dumb, this is just dumb.
It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense.
I thought this was like Hitman. It's kind of nuts.
It's kind of not like Hitman. It seems pretty...
You can't really be too creative with it.
get this just let us 5,000 euros
and then
what the hell is that annoying bit
what are you doing
You want to fight?
What time do you think you are?
You are on the right!
I've battled before. I'm almost there.
Okay, I'm trying to get to the bottom of the mountain.
This is this is this is the final event. I
Mean it Jack. Um, baby. I should have the kill off the note
Right side better
I'm
Why I mean
Stop that
So why can't I counterattack in the middle of it?
I was fucking rolling him though.
I mean that was actually not bad at all.
Wait, this is actually doable.
said is this is doble
is it in a counter attack if it's like in one direction and the other guys
in the other and you can't do it
5k
no stealth i don't care
everybody's dying
everybody's dying
we don't care
Anybody there there was someone here boss that's got to wait
Go
So two deads easy
You're gonna not push us anymore
Two deads easy
two more deads, you see it, next
two more, counter attacking, wall hit him
Oh, that's your next one?
Dead.
Three more deaths.
Next.
I- WHAT?!
Explain it?
I don't understand it.
Well I could have done the pipe thing but I just wanted to actually kill them all, you
know?
I wasn't mashing, I was actually just clicking Q on the counter attacks but because they were
I'm changing. I'm gonna fucking stun combo.
I swear, I swear to my head, I was not matching.
Yeah, I got you bro.
Well, I actually am um
I counted but okay
Let me out of here.
Okay.
That's done.
Then, you go.
Hey man, how about this?
What?
Yeah, I would do that.
Damn, all dead next.
Hats?
I don't need the hints.
Uh...
This guy's dead.
All right, dead, dead, dead, dead, and dead, next.
So you can just kill me.
It's just a room number.
bag what this guy is though good question so just go back up all right
Check it.
What do I want to?
What if that's just straight back to the, um, oh, oh well.
Huh?
Huh?
I thought it was quiet in the car park Good, let's keep it that way.
Stay vigilant You're the boss.
Huh?
Oh.
Must have taken the scenic route.
The pipe.
Hello?
What the?
See?
No one's in here.
I didn't figure it out. Check the windows all right. You better go right
easy
okay I could have turned ugly oh I need your help took you long enough the
blonde man he's changed this this guy's I knew he was up to something yeah how'd
you know he's not a thief he doesn't move like a thief he moves like a soldier
I'm telling you something's not right look I might have sent a bloke who fit
the bill tall blonde only he was in a suit but went by the name of Locke I was
this over at reception a little while ago he was heading upstairs thanks man hey
wait you didn't hear it from me what no shit no shit you moron what that makes
no sense at all I mean does it
Oh, some, some, some steps, oh, how do you know this, sir?
Oh, my other spy agent told me.
Let me get out of your way.
Look, if you're so worried about answers into your questions, I just heard a pair of guests
complaining about loud bumps and noises coming from one of the second floor.
Second floor, two, two-oh-six.
What do we think?
Saying who stays in two-oh-six?
Dude!
I
You don't have a staff
Oh my god
I'll just change loads
Two or five hours
What?
What have we got?
Just like that, huh?
Um...
Huh?
No idea what happened there.
That, um, yeah that's pretty insane but yeah we'll see.
Uh, three.
No, not you!
I should take a look.
You know?
What, hello?
I'm sorry mom, I didn't think anyone was in.
I'm with management, one of our guests lost his pet Anaconda.
We're going floor by floor.
Well, it's not down here.
Oh, take your word for it.
Go on then.
Shut the door on your way out.
Right.
She's too much of a job, you know what I mean?
She can't see anything.
This is so stupid.
She puts cucumbers in her head and then what?
Like she's like, yeah.
I guess we go through the door and add to the, um...
Let me just at least check this.
Maybe some...
Alright, I'll just go through the window, whatever.
That was...
Unusual?
Um...
Aha!
A struggle!
A phone!
Thank you man. Security protocol is studying it somehow.
Copy of the weekly hotel stand, Mr. Steppen.
Oh, are we here?
Mr. Lock ordered a Grand Pie porridge.
Very nice.
That's the part of the door that we're in, right?
What about the bathroom though?
Let me just check this first.
I found the chief of security's wallet. It's full of cash
Doesn't look like a robbery. You might have dropped it in the fireplace. But no, this isn't some party that got out of hand
These are signs of a struggle
I've got up one hell of a fight. If that's the case. Where's the body good question?
I'm busy on the wall suit size XL. This guy changed his disguise again, or he changed his outfit
Small word big difference when row. This is serious
The blonde man did something to the chief of security. I'm sure of it. Okay
So why and how is this connected to 009?
Yet call you back. That's keeping
Get like every time
time. Um, nope.
The chef, has he managed to change clothes so fast?
Anyone else feel that?
Sing, talk to me.
I'm picking up some chatter about a power surge in the electrical room.
It crashed the security system but there doesn't appear to be any permanent damage.
Way but come back out of this place. I mean I'm cooked. No
I think this way I sure go we can take it
Dude easy
That's in Peter.
Okay, the door, classic.
Easy, and then easy.
Oh, it was missing. It's just starting to add up.
That's him. Now what's in those crates?
Oh, there's an arrow! That's crazy!
I
Must have gone down this way
There gotta hurry
Your hunch was right. I found you missing security chief stuffed inside a laundry cart in the basement
I'm wrong. The blonde man smuggled something in on a truck.
What if the killer gets knocked down?
Something's falling.
Oh, this is bad.
I'll report, Chris.
Don't let this guy out of your sight.
Sorry.
Just looking.
Nice deal.
I'm just looking at what they're cutting.
Oh.
He was just here.
Went into the staff area.
Um, you again.
That's right, the maid is picking a look.
Now you've seen everything.
Hey, yo.
That was close.
All the rest of the people are in the service area.
Hey yo.
That was close.
Okay, here's the...
James, whatever you think you're doing, stop.
What?
Yeah, tell me about it.
Oh.
This place is ordination.
Get back to your...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, now...
Now it's bad, you've done it.
Yo, what a jelly mother said, an action saying that...
What was it, a bomb?
A massive bomb!
Hey, buddy!
Blocked.
Really?
Oh, blue tape!
Blue tape!
Jack, this is a revolution in gaming.
We went from yellow tape to blue tape to complete that is the new body in Delhi.
Missed him again.
What's the next orange?
Man!
Faster man!
No movement in play this. They played zero moves.
Jesus, what's been an hour?
Impossible.
A secret passage. Of course.
In the fireplace.
Oh!
Oh, there.
Six dials take more than blind luck.
Oh, another thing.
Put those onto something there.
That's not it.
Nothing to it.
What?
Nothing to it.
What?
That's insane!
I'm suspect he's unpacking something.
Crusader?
I tried.
She wouldn't listen.
Engage.
Recover if you need to.
It's not even a big of a odd, it's one out of...
We need to act now.
This is...
Why is there one out of six?
I'm saving your ass.
I'm saving your ass
Eyes on target
Double-nine detected reception in the street for the Grand Hole. The blader is not even in disguise
I mean
I'm
Everyone reposition cover the exits and row what's your status?
And row copy
Crescent you need to call it off something bad about to happen James. What you done?
Where's Monroe?
I want you later
I don't know, I'm gonna breathe, breathe, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
They could have done a lot better with this just overall, like I've seen it.
weird this is so different change of focus I didn't see the music like
I'm okay, well.
What's that?
What's wrong?
That's terrible.
What?
Wait, clones!
What the hell is that?
wait clones what the hell's going on here
I chewed but okay
That doesn't make any sense at all, that doesn't make sense, that's just wrong, wrong, wrong,
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Well, I did kind of hit by Ben's son himself.
I did kill him!
Oh
So the items are doing nothing, I forgot it so basically what they're saying is that the items aren't doing shit
I could have won the first time I want that so many cinematic like a bottle to them like okay, whatever
holy all right we don't care the bomb
Another bomb. Well...
Goddamn. Focus.
Okay, why does the evil switch?
No! Probably not.
Use this!
Let me use this.
Um, well the red one of course.
Shit.
Then you're in there now.
What?
Oh, the timing is wrong.
It's wrong.
What the hell is the time in the world?
I mean, yeah, I guess the wrong, the wrong wire.
Two bombs?
I guess it could have been.
Just call him, just call him.
A second device.
Crescent.
That's red, that's red tape though.
Oh classic, classic wouldn't kill a fire.
Always.
Can we move?
Look at this.
James, I can't feel my body.
Which way do we go?
What the hell is going on?
Which way did he go?
The black top, the second and the son of a bitch off-guard on 9.
Of course, he was a bloody suicide mission.
He used himself as bait to get to me and that...
There!
That's him!
Come on, go!
I'll take care of her.
Don't let him get away.
I've got the price, James.
This isn't the way to go.
Hey!
I
My boy
Wait something that we use it at the at the office well the other guys the same car that we use in practice
Looking for these
Hold me or I cannot.
I'll throw it and you don't get an edge advice in the future, see.
Why is he shooting at me?
So we can't go through the forest, will it?
Thank you guys, thanks for watching.
Is that fella?
I'm going max speed it.
Oh, yeah, I'm on.
Okay, I'll reach field.
Oh, the demigod got it, thank you.
Okay, I'll go there, thank you.
There he is.
Yeah!
So, can we go past that?
Oh, I see.
Yeah, jump on them.
Jump.
Boom!
Holy.
No.
So where is he?
So where is he?
Wait, I thought we had been cutscene. I'm not getting it.
It puts your interest in 009.
I could even spend this precious year as a gold force.
That's what it's like.
DG&C has been hunting here for a long time.
This is the closest we've ever gone
and I'm not letting it slip away from us now.
I swear to hell, I mean, we'll get it done.
How about we go to that bridge when we get to it?
Bye-bye.
Hey, where's that way?
I've signed it double on nine
Plenty of his friends though. I'm not loving the odds. I've had worse
When that case
Get down there draw their fire, I'll fight them we need to keep that plane on the ground
Well, what are we waiting for there's that English so far when she knows James
I check the magnet really?
it means cold blood it means
and it says ah good luck
oh in a broken pipe
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I don't understand it. I don't understand it.
Grenade away!
Oh, grenade!
Well, okay, well, I mean that...
Bang.
Who's going down?
Oh.
Where's he?
Oh, shoot everywhere.
Oh, AR.
Plane's leaving.
Oh!
What the?
I
Come on, we're on although oh shit well
Oh, no, I have ammo.
Well.
Take my boy.
Dead.
Oh, legs.
Oh, legs.
And there's...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What?
No!
The hose!
Oh, come on!
Yeah, that's a good bus there.
Oh, thank you.
Oh
And it's taking selfies when people are dying I mean really
It's not in the front.
That's so gaffing.
I thought you were going to stop.
That's a pretty good shot.
That's a pretty good shot.
I was trying.
I knew that it was going to be a good shot.
I didn't expect him to...
It's like dark.
It's all up to me.
Think.
need a way to force it down.
Well, I've invented you so arise, Bennett.
Fly control system.
Let's make some turbulence.
I can move!
to
play until the gun that
I don't know what I'm gonna do with this one, but I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with this one.
Oh
What if I do nothing
Hmm
So, they're all dead?
Real chair.
James.
The service is over.
Sorry to intrude. I'm Sir Nicholas Webb. AI pioneer, national security advisor and
CEO of Webb Industries. I was going to say I'm sorry for your loss. AI pioneer? Okay,
bro. I can't inform you of what happened. I'm sure you did all you could.
Girls, if I can prompt her.
So much for the secret service.
As the creator of fair, I'm privy to certain information.
I know all about your ex-boyfriends, and I see them.
Most impressive.
Why did you do it?
If I may ask, rescue life on another million-to-one chance?
We couldn't do nothing.
Oh, it was nine out of one, but it's all good.
Yes, I know, I feel you.
People really are capable of the most extraordinary things.
I spend so much time around machines, I sometimes forget.
Oh, less than a percent, sorry.
No rest for the wicked.
You're a rare breed, Bond.
It'll be interesting to see what you can last long.
Go in private sector already.
Tell me.
Come on.
Come on, Ben wants us back at M.I.S.S.
These guys, I mean, the most clear bogus character of all time.
Uh, yes? Yes, sir.
Take a seat.
Hold all calls to my direct line.
These are the facts.
009 is acting on some archaic vendetta against MI6.
His actions have brought us to our knees and we are in the midst of a full blown diplomatic
crisis.
This is exactly the kind of cock up that Foreign Secretary Bright has been waiting for to
shut the program down.
However, it's not all bad.
Thanks to Bond's quick thinking and your eye for detail, Greenway, they has managed to
Pin down 009's whereabouts.
I'm sending you to Mauritania to bring him back
any way you see fit.
Anywhere?
Few ideas.
Need I state the obvious?
He is not ready.
I am perfectly capable of handling this.
You open that for me.
Right.
The ringway will take point. Bond, you will do as you're told.
This is our one-shot at calming things down, and I need you two to work together. Am I being clear?
Perfectly, ma'am.
Bond, you go and see Q for your gear and Moneypenny for your briefing. You're dismissed.
I've got this, Missed.
How could I help?
This.
Well, we heard it crack, but there's no ring.
So it doesn't make sense.
There's no ring.
Don't you have somewhere you need to be, Bond?
I do.
I'm in rings.
Really? Bad idea.
It's not Sonion Rings, that's not it.
You're mixing up the jokes, that's some bullshit, like a zoomer thing.
What do you think it's gonna take for her?
I don't even know.
Um...
Well, I think something can be good and it can still be better, right?
I think if the Ketter was gonna die, right?
I mean, they undersold that so badly, it's like just a complete waste.
So, one more time, please. I've been working on this for quite a while now.
We'll get right to it, sir.
Ah.
Well, good to see you. Walk with me.
Like, well, that's something cool, like, like some emotional scenario.
And then you get to the girl, and you're like, oh, no, no, not you two.
I can't, I can't lose you as well. Blah, blah, blah.
And I mean, like, something, something.
Never get like funerals.
Something that sells the emotion, you know what I mean?
Oh, okay. Feel my cutscene next week.
from all field equipment before it is cleared for initial use.
Most happen in this room,
against the extra security layer.
Quite clever, what we did back on the plane.
How did you know the watch had a tracker?
That's the 21st century cue.
The toaster has a tracker, at that point.
I assume you've worked out how to switch it off as well.
The final tell, I thought as much.
Oh, and Bond, one more thing.
Your new earpiece.
The phone conducted microphone. You attach it directly to the skin, ultra-thin, virtually undetectable.
They're cool. Before you go, there are some new items of field that you might be interested in. Follow me.
Right.
There are a couple of new pieces that are going through final testing ahead of field for certification.
I thought you might like to give them the once-over sir
Ah Bridget here you are ahead of his next excursion. I thought we might show
Bond our latest creations of course to you the laser strap and flashmine have just passed final certification excellent
Bond
Come and take a look the laser strap of a multitude of uses from
from blinding an enemy to disrupting complex electronics.
Not quite a death ray, but we're getting there.
Either to try.
It needs to be done.
It can all start to spawn.
Perfect for when you don't want to attract unwaunted attention.
Take anything that gets me closer to double or nine.
We don't, please.
That's not all.
Over here, we have the flashmine.
Flashmine.
The Flashmine uses molecular bonding to adhere to any surface and operates on a proximity trigger.
Just the thing, if you need to cover your escape, we'll leave someone a nasty surprise.
Give it a try.
Sure.
Come now, Bond.
Given recent events, do you really think I'm-
Um, very good.
Now throw it at the static target and you'll see the proximity trigger in action.
Right.
Come now, Bond.
give them recent events you've got the hang of them I must say you are a
remarkably fast kinesthetic learn not time to waste you have someone to be of
course you should be on your way Bridget will complete your mission prep you
can pick up your service pistol from waters of the shooting okay thanks you
Bond here. We had the dart phone smoke pods flash mine and laser strap
Your maximum loadout is two in addition to the launch according to there
You should expect hostile terrain with a relative so laser
And to encounter organized and motivated and then smoke is good. I'll show them motivated
Wait there I put that and in the mine on three. We're gonna get two still. Oh, she said that I think that'll do. Thanks, Bridget
I need to be somewhere double oh nine. No, just want you to know we're here
Yes
Yes
Can't
I guess we get out
Orters you have a package for me right you are one mi6 standard issues service pistol
I'll talk him.
Oh, very cool.
That's whatever you need it.
Blow off steam, get your iron, whatever.
I'm just gonna straight out.
Huh?
Yeah, it's locked.
Oh, I'm not walking over there.
Fudge that.
Oh, it's there.
Oh, it's there.
Oh, it's right here.
Wait, what is the man's time?
Did I miss?
Reset, reset.
Oh
Why can you get it you headshot stop for more they do
Okay, I mean reset this then
Okay, I mean Jack, I'll get in the town.
Alright, we need Max to go out.
ok max got all me
alright thats good
No
No
You get back, you get back
Dude
You get back?
Dude
Arrr
I
Know I'm not everything I'm not the headshot that's that shot I should have counted
No, no, no don't that's not that's not
This is weird. I'm tell you it's weird
I'm out
Check, it's the opposite of mouse acceleration, there's mouse slowing down, I'm not kidding,
there's mouse, there's reverse speed, it is so weird.
I mean, the bombs are chest-torn and I'm a soul-leaser.
Mate, that's not even funny.
Hold it in.
Ignore Gerald. He's an idiot.
The rest of us heard about what happened and that you're going back out there.
Some of us would love to be going with you.
I've got to feel training myself.
Anyway, we just wanted you to know that we're behind you.
I'm on my way.
Thanks.
Dude, you're a worthy man.
Absolutely.
After the tragic chess championship explosion,
Slovakian opposition accuses government of an unintentional.
Just come over here.
Yeah, I guess he's just lost interest in his own conversation.
So, fuck that, I'm just gonna stop looking.
Oh, the pod.
Hmm.
Okay, slip it.
Sus.
dramatic crisis will do that.
Slip it, Sus.
You need to show me something.
What kind of advice is that?
Who's the lady?
Oh, you don't recognize Agent Roth?
I believe you shared in Aston Martin.
Charlotte Annabelle Roth.
Senior operational officer at the DGSC headquarters in Paris.
can't be serious we chatted nice lady retires next year to spend time with her
grandchildren woman that's what I'd like to find out
news on ronston they'll be keeping her in an artificial coma until the brain
selling is under control she's not out of the woods yet but doctors are
cautiously optimistic and math on to grounds didn't even report him for debrief
He'll resurface once he's ready, but if he doesn't want to be found I strongly suspect we won't
Ready for that mission brief. What'd you go for me? Come let's have a look
Not going to lie. You have got your work cut out for you
009 after he escaped Slovakia
We tracked Bond's watch to a field outside of the Syrian village
Jeff Alt-Outhman where the unregistered cargo plane was abandoned a wide fair sweep picked up his trail
36 hours later in the Turkish province of Şenlöf. From here, he embarked on a complex route,
eventually bringing him to Egypt, while he lost his trail for good. However, despite
significant effort being put into obscuring transport payments, there managed to pin two
of the chartered private jets to the pirate king, Barthemar. Yes, you heard me right. Pirate
King. Anne, what do we have on this Barthemar?
abducted by militants at the age of 10 along with his little sister,
trained as a child soldier until age 12 when Barthel turned on his captors, killing five and
escaping. Spent half a decade looking for a sister to no avail. At age 17 he entered the world of
piracy. For the next two decades he rose like a shooting star turning random endeavors into a
well-organized international business empire, all culminating in Mauritania when he claimed
to ship graveyarders' kingdom.
Aleph?
That's the main black market hub on the African continent.
Major League Weapons Bizarre from Not Mistaken.
Indeed.
And with the client out to match.
Aleph is a cesspool of military and PMC personnel,
rubbing shoulders with rebel groups
and criminal organizations alike.
How is all that connected to 009?
That's the thing.
It doesn't.
Which is probably why he managed to stay invisible
for more than a decade.
However, the new Intel things are starting to line up and considering the amount put up to facilitate
009's escape, we have reason to believe that he is part of Marvel's inner circle.
Lef is most likely where he's been hiding all night.
Yeah, this plot develops like absolute coverage. I'm not a chat, I'm not a champion, that rooted.
It's just... The plot developments and how convincing it is and how engaged it's very...
It's almost a zero. I mean
It just feels like a like some some filler gap just to teleport you into some other place to be like some on Robert
Well, I mean watch where you're going buddy
It's what makes a lot of things memorable in that game.
Like the radio on.
You think of a cod, uh, cod-campaigns.
You don't need a radio to do that.
Right.
That's what the eye catches and the wooden legs are for.
But, like, you'll remember some of the characters.
They're, they're, they're, they're memorable.
What they do is like a...
I'll put this one for inside.
I will align...
The plot is engaging.
makes him dangerous. He's expecting us to make him move after Sivakia.
Not us.
Hold on, I guess for sure.
Correct. He'll be ready, so must we.
But to answer your question, once we get inside we need to get some FaceTime with Babbo.
He's the one who'll lead us to 009.
I'm getting past that. Take a right.
And if Babbo isn't an option, I'll let you know.
I know you don't want me here, and I know you think you do.
Insuffable. David Shaw. Bring me the belt.
So you were listening back in here? It's the first time for everything, hey bud?
It's a correct way. I mean, what if it doesn't join me?
And I'll have that hold for a while. I do what I want.
Hold on. Off-roading is nice.
Is there solar panels?
All right
We both know
Think
I enjoy the traffic.
So you can go off road, but you can't.
God, just keep me on your toes.
One man just thought maybe you can jump jump the ledger. Boom.
and
again something
I think this game kind of fails to kind of um...
I don't think it reads better than what I thought it was.
Identity, if that makes sense.
I'm a deal-less man.
Try not to draw attention to yourself.
Me?
Never.
I'm within the gameplay, the stealth, the story.
It's like a jack of no trades,
a deadly master of no trades, you know what I mean?
I think it looks good though.
Well I can just laser these guys will you?
What the fuck?
I won't fight any better to buy the sweet aromatic blend
Thanks, I'm good
Oh, am I going?
Oh
Oh, okay, well
Oh, why not, let's do that.
No, it doesn't work out, I want to do it every now.
We could make money with those feasts. Oh, why not? Let's do that.
I thought in my mid-stage, that doesn't work out.
No, no, it doesn't work out. I want to do that one now.
And I was not drawing attention to yourself working out.
You started it.
Lock it this way.
I'll be over here in the gun. Hold on.
Runners! Runners over here!
I know what you need.
Reloaded Crypto.
I'm gonna be next to the wall.
I'm gonna invade him.
Dude!
Fight me!
Fight me!
Fight me!
than anyone here
I guess
Morgana stop bitch holy father-in-law holy shit
I presently for the
So this is the left, the cesspool of the Sahara.
But they don't put that in my book.
Then why is that on?
Everyone here is a threat.
So watch it back.
It's a bomb.
Not there.
People on the left, let me.
Power in existence depends on you.
The traitors, the beating heart of this city,
all we have asked in exchange for your protection
and the place at our table
is but a small token of appreciation.
Tarik here does not agree with that sentence.
He believes...
He believes he should not have to pay his share.
And for that, he must be punished.
What the fuck is this guy?
What does this mean?
What does this mean?
What would we be if we denied this child the care she requires?
What kind of man would he be if he did not fight for her care?
He'd be no cop man.
Let it be known that while in the bosom of our left,
a child shall want for nothing from Miss Momodong.
All right, I'm in paradise, and you know what they say about paradise, Bond?
Watch out for the snakes.
After watching that performance, I think it's clear Arlie is our man.
He shouldn't take too much to twist his arm.
Let's go, Twister. I know some people don't agree with his matters.
But say what you want about him. He really keeps this place together.
Absolutely. When he speaks, they can listen.
And they think twice for doing something stupid because they know if they're caught then wind up on the end of the blade
You know he stepped in when I had that disputed
But it's a lot of work, but not impossible. I think we need a much larger solar field a lot of satellite uplames
M.A.D.
We're going to relate power just to get a signal.
Sure.
Yeah.
it gets you to the door and into the auction. I'll be back. Sure you will.
How about that? How do you think it went?
We need to do one more piece, I better than I expected. It's an auction.
We're not getting inside or near Bacardi without an invite and one hundred thousand dollars.
Of course. How do you want to play this?
Split up. I'll work the invites, you've sourced the cash.
How am I supposed to find a hundred ground out here in the desert?
No, I'm black.
Charm.
Isn't that how you've gotten things done?
The fight guy! The fight guy!
Yes!
That's so interesting.
Actually good. I like that.
Any penny?
Um, can I go back in here?
You know I can't do that, James.
Looks like I'm getting my hands dirty then.
I know where it's at.
It's um...
What?
What?
Oh fuck off.
Aren't you for real?
Yo, it says you.
I need to get into that ocean.
No, I don't want to do the fighting, it's not worth anything, it's a crypto or whatever
thing.
Bullseye, oh I don't think I can do this one.
Also, finish it off.
I
Scream me that wait
What do I have the opens the blinder and then this is that makes us a better than this at all
Oh, don't do that to him, okay?
You want to make some easy money.
Scanner, next.
Over here.
Move now.
I love you to fight, Daniel.
I guess the hammer.
Oh yeah, big trouble here.
Maybe I'll...
I know, I know.
We need a fighter.
There has to be someone we can put...
Me, me, me, me!
He's a lass.
Me!
And we all know that stuff's only good for decreasing engines.
What do we do?
I need a drink.
Hello.
I'll have to just find this guy.
Where's the boss?
I don't think I can help you out, don't you?
It costs.
Pick any fighter here.
When I beat him, you put me in the ring.
You got balls, kid.
All right.
It's your funeral.
Now, over here.
Now.
Try this one on for sight.
Nobody back here.
Hear me?
Let's go.
No one can back here me let's go
So this guy's dead next
I don't think the rest of the day off you follow me. Let's see if you can
We're talking to you. Yeah, I'll be honest. I thought who is talking to
Son of me you took him apart
Why did you learn to fight like that boys gals?
You know how it is. I said to down. I don't regret that you're bleeding and in the eyes. I think he's dead
He's at the bottom
Really pretty sure. Oh, I'm sure trust me to that paper bag a lesson tonight
All right, this is how it plays out in the pit
You knock your opponent down hard enough so they don't get back up and walk out of here with your winnings
That's it. You're a bit fight always friend. We're not friends. It's in the ring
All right, there was me think we had something
that's it?
of
of
of
of
of
of
I mean, come on man, this is gonna be something a bit, uh, it has to challenge you, right?
bro that was insane you wreck those guys like total surgical violence back
there like I mean it you really kick some serious ass that someone was
entertained
they were by the time what tell him about it huh shrouded huh the you believe
No one no one was lens
No, why is the one one one Andy one one Larry?
What this is along like for a meeting
I
Get our boys
So they just saw me
Like kill a bit in the ring and they go oh fight me now. I mean, okay. This is so dumb
Keeping a low profile need to work out
Okay, I have some money
No, I have money now
And win this, Jahari, what many people consider to be one of the most prized jewels here in Althin.
Trust me, you walk away with this, your life changes forever, my friend.
That's all, it's the truth.
And all you have to do is guess correctly.
No one.
I'm feeling lucky. The tourist is feeling lucky, everyone.
What was that, middle?
Okay.
I don't understand how did you do that okay, okay?
You can buy it, but get rid of it, Pawn.
The pawns stolen by the entrance to the market.
Can't listen.
I guess...
Oh, maybe more, you know?
Sorry, sir, my leg is closed.
Carry on.
Same place as mine.
I've got to find a way to fool this lad.
Time to make some money.
Fast.
And there is money needed to make in my life.
You've come to the right place.
I'm your mother.
What do you want to know?
What's anything to you?
The tune of the party.
Certainly yes.
Um...
How did he take it?
Oh, my bad.
Shit.
What else can I do right now?
My offer is final too.
I'll take it.
If you do a business.
Anything out here worth chasing?
I had someone come by earlier trying to buy weapons.
Wanted to pay in Crypto. Told him to get lost.
Crypto's only good for the ocean. It's useless out in the market.
Now where I can find him?
Saw him over by the electronics pushers earlier.
Just go through the tunnel right behind you to get to it. You'll find him somewhere around there.
I guess so. Thanks.
See you again, handsome.
I thought he's got a boring lookie.
This is still more than enough money to get him to the ocean.
I mean, I'm sure there's another more fun way to make some money.
No?
What are you doing down there?
Hello?
What about this guy?
All right, I can't use a drill that's that's poisonous from my
Zara, you told me the deal was locked in place.
You said you could secure the weapons for the cause with the money on the crypto wallet.
Now you're telling me it's a no-go. We don't have a hard currency. You knew that.
No. No. Don't try again. It'll make us look weak. I need to call Andrew. He's got contacts out here.
Andrew.
Maybe we can find a way to refer that crypto to cash in a hurry.
Just sit tight and wait for my call.
And do not leave that wallet out of your sight.
Honey Penny, I need you to track a phone for me.
I'm looking at the caller right now.
No need to hack the phone first.
Then I'll be up to look onto the signal.
I can do that?
I just did that!
I don't have signal. Get closer.
Oh.
The important electronics watch.
That's me.
This isn't enough fighting.
The locals won't touch crypto and we don't have a hundred grand
We didn't only invite to get us into the ultra you land he said they looked in her like she was holding a monopoly
When she showed them the draft they want cash and you period
Do you know how it was to get back together?
It took me a year to skim off the pension
But 10% of it to have a fit before wallets to make sure it was clean
Do you know how much of a bullfrog that was
I
Mean how
Oh my god, I need poison buddy
Yeah, I'm at batteries and I'm adding batteries entirely we need to find batteries
out of the way. Should we get enough help?
I removed the poison in the last liner.
Oh, okay! I'll try that.
No wasting all the batteries is actually kind of a work bad idea
And we're absolutely cooked
Pocket I mean that could work right
Oh
Oh
What do you mean by that?
It's like slon down here
So when
What?
Take it better be it is baby a lot
Really is one big beautiful prize
gentlemen
Well, I'm so short
Greenway I have the money make your way to the auction entrance so we can pay
I mean
Much way
I didn't check it. Thanks. Make your way to the auction entrance so we can pay up
and get inside and where would that be
what's it like there?
it's 30 above the 80
alright, I thought it was 80 after the edition
I have to meet with you. I just make more money, right?
I mean that was some quick cash
But my look said it makes the money
Hello, he's taking in the local sites pay the man
100,000 cash
I have a tendency for your contribution.
Well, I'm through.
Hey, but would it even make sense though?
If you get this guy, he wants a 100k, you get my 100k, I mean you would go to that one with 0.
That was the point then.
Trying, okay? I don't know what's wrong.
something wrong yeah the big sir glitch might be the speakers might be the
generator you mind taking a look at that speaker while I check the mixer what
is this one is it from here try the old turning it off and on again we don't
have time for this but if you really insist on playing the good Samaritan
I'll be over by the auction entrance what watch yourself just passing through
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
Was that enough? It's it?
Behind you.
I'm doing this and I'm doing this.
I can just get those.
Now what do I do with the smoke?
Take it easy.
Do I pick up and get somebody?
What are you doing?
Excuse me.
That's it?
Space please.
Dude, I guess.
Follow me.
Cheese.
Pick bucket.
Classic.
Yes.
Follow me.
Cheese.
Big bucket.
Classic.
What is the operation your boss has here?
Don't care about your needs like friends.
You have it.
If he won.
What the hell?
A small country.
Right across.
What the hell?
Oh, yeah, I don't want that. I think I'm good without that.
Oh, that piece of shit. It was the first water-powered car.
I think a place like this would have been shut down by now control the chaos control the flow
and the party
Oh drama
Very cool
operate it's a moralator drone ladies and gentlemen have a seat and get
comfortable so we can begin the auction while some of you have been here
before I see some fresh faces amongst our buyers so humor me while I go over
our simple yet strict rules what all bids must pass through the polygraph
two should you fail the polygraph you will be removed from the auction and
forbidden to enter a left again lastly bids are bound by blood oh there are no
retractions now a quick technical trial all right place your hand on the
A polygraph machine in front of you.
The truth, if you please, Ms. Pachan.
I want to talk to that man.
Just ask him to give me the drone.
Your turn, Mr. Konjevic.
I am Nikola Konjevic.
Good.
Mr. Lyon, if you please.
John Lerner.
I represent the three stores.
And now, to one of our newer faces.
go ahead please mr. easy now
um
call me james i'm just half the old dubs and free drinks
i live down excellent now that we've gotten the formality is out of play
we begin with an opening date from our new guests
Sure. 10 billion dollars.
That's a little more than what I got.
Oh.
Oh, what?
No inspections, no questions, complete and utter diplomatic coverage.
Give me a handi, fuck it.
For the rest of his life.
Now that is a real bid.
Anyone care to counter Miss Baham's offer?
Oh yeah? Every US citizen's information.
Yeah they're good. Easy.
I offer parents. My organization will help fund and implement the next stage of the structure in our family.
A thrilling prospect indeed. Anyone care to raise the stakes? Two offers on the table.
I think I have to tilt the table. Anyone care to beat them?
This is sabotage. The next offer. You read my mind.
I offer the next election in Moritape.
The ruling seat will be delivered and gifted.
I also offer four year union ambassadors.
You know what you're saying, little buddy?
I've been compromised, of course.
Wow.
Oh, that's a lie, buddy.
Yeah, get him the fuck out of here.
Something's wrong with his leg.
Mr. Lyon, I'm very surprised.
You may need time to go, Mr. Lyon.
Watch this scene!
Good-bye, Cha-Jole-Poto!
Mr. Dion, you are making a scene.
We are done.
You have no idea what you're doing.
We will not accept this.
There will be consequences.
Don't do that again.
Apologies for Mr. Leon's transgression.
Sometimes emotions do tend to run high,
when the stakes are raised.
Would anyone else care to make a bid?
From this day forward, every weapon used by my soldiers, be the rifle, thrones, or artillery, will come only from the hands of the unlimited volume.
Exclusive contract of unlimited volume.
We don't know what you're saying, he's confusing.
We're in once, not in twice. We're out of time. Do something to beat his offer, or this is over.
We're dead to the 26th Intel.
What? Always do the unexpected, right?
interesting how do you propose delivering this intelligence i'm giving you head it would appear
the honeymoon is over one tx 1000 marauder drone sold to the boldest
u.s. by in the room all right i swear to thank you everyone enjoy the rest of your stay here
in LF and you two gentlemen please join me over here if you will
congratulations on your purchase gentlemen one of my men will be with you shortly to settle the bill
the englishman where is he you need to be a little more specific than that the x spy button is hiding
where is he look around you have no power here
now my mother three of our agents and cold blood
don't break the rules he's finished your king's reign is over nice try
pay attention because you only have one choice to make here because they were
But you'll go down with him and why would they reveal their hand like that at every turn it doesn't make sense at all
You could take the throne and our superiors will continue to take blind our to all that goes on here
Or don't you want to be king
What about with you?
Throwing box seats at the men, you and I have a deal.
Strep for men? Best we can do.
Ah, we both know that's not true.
Why, what?
Fine.
Done.
What?
It appears you have some sway after all.
You coming?
a box at the man United and Jesus man I'll be out to you if I got this you for
fighting free see that thing what about it underneath you'll find the boat a
gift from Bavla when he first arrived small as my stability here in the
middle of the desert that's where you'll find your friend how do we get to it by
boat. Follow me this way gentlemen. Fox always has more than one exit.
Bond you head out on foot so we can't slip out the back and you take me to that
boat. As we finish and the offer how do I know you'll keep your word? If there were no
No last surprises, and that will be you.
Bond, I'm here.
Talk to me, where are we?
Olly gave us 009's location.
Headed there on foot through.
It looks like a midship port.
In Greenway?
I haven't seen it, come on.
Alright, I'll look there.
Good luck.
Bond, I just pulled satellite imagery of the area.
There's a lot of heavy activity on and off the water.
So watch and step in there.
Copy that.
I'm on the water heading to the boat understood
Oh, it's just because the plug in general is a little bit like it be undersold all the time
I don't know if it's the voice if it's the music and I know what it it's just very like surface like
Oh, this is happening, I guess, like, that's just a problem.
Oh, shit, I didn't know I was supposed to be here.
Sorry about that.
I didn't even know.
Oh
I don't... that doesn't make sense at all. That doesn't make sense at all.
All the prompts just go missing? I mean, I don't get it.
Is this just better? I'll give up the gun. I'm... I'm... Yo, I was wondering if...
I don't give up the gun!
It doesn't make sense! The prompts just stop working!
Let's do it again.
Wait a minute, look at these boys, the white jolly pirate club.
Oh, I guess there's that.
I don't believe you at least I doubt Barba would have to.
Don't ever point the gun at me unless you're trying to use it.
Oh.
Anyway, how can we be sure Arnie hasn't gone straight to Barba?
He's walking us right into an ambush.
Arnie wants a left-gut.
He's been waiting for a chance like this.
That would have taken no right.
I'm not actually looking for something I'm looking for something looking for the guy I didn't spot here
of
the
of
the
Yeah, interesting, actually.
Oh, grenade!
I don't know if you can hold up the grenade.
I'm going to get a fuck up with this one.
of
death
of
death
of
We've done again.
Four bullets, man.
That'll work, then.
Grenade.
one
and
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of
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death
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Dead. Next.
Ha, Styles!
Should be alright.
Really?
I don't see it.
Where?
Reloading.
I got reloading. More enemies. Oh my god. Okay, well, this is just amazing.
I guess music on equals you're good to go
Oh, I'm approaching the boat. What is your position? I see you. Making my way there now.
Very nice. Uncharging gameplay.
Bang.
Okay, go ahead.
she has
okay
Oh, there's something bent, like, uh, oh, I forgot to put my hat on.
luck in it. So, I have a booby trap here. Alright. What do I want to go here though?
I mean
I mean
Calvin straight ahead
laser trip lines too
break a beam and trigger those mines back it will be scraping you off the deck
Any idea how to disarm?
Negative.
But lasers react to particles in the air.
That should help you circumvent them and not get blown up.
Noted.
Meet you at the cabin door.
Bond, take it nice and slow.
Yeah, let's do the Neogardian classic.
What about birds?
What about, like, literally anything?
Sooo...
Oh, it moves!
Okay.
There's dirt.
Okay, there's dirt.
What are you going to do with dirt?
Hey, he said it!
Why, he said it!
I don't think he's in there. Let's go.
Holy Camille. Get the tool.
Yeah, it's a reference to me for sure. It's gotta be.
If it comes to it, do not hesitate to put him down on you.
It's the most important of all time, man.
All clear.
Gone.
An hour ago, maybe less.
Christ.
Got you up. Let out slowly while they worked him over.
Why don't you shoot me, be done with a mess?
Well, clearly, they were trying to make a point.
There's something going on.
Silence, fakes.
Nor you must have really rubbed someone up the wrong way.
Take a look around.
See if we can figure out what transpired between 009 and his uninvited house guests.
Um, okay.
What did you get yourself into?
What's up in the back here?
Just saying bandit something under the frame here
Under the frame wait wait wait was it
Greenway this picture you're in there's a note it says
Remember this that was operation is spyglass operation spyglass
The telescope in the other room I can't be a coincidence
So you knew 009?
I thought I did.
About the symbol.
Recognize it?
No.
We have every point you call this.
I call it a picture of you.
I think he wants us to see something.
The other recruits enrobed Brighton Ashsey and Kingsley.
Looks like he was following the rebooted 00 program.
Of course he was.
OK.
Bomb materials.
It's, what is it, is it, uh, Transworld?
There it is.
I'll meet you to make the connection to Operation Spider-Gloss.
Dad is here. He's telling us something.
We'll never know if we don't take a look.
Fine.
But don't be surprised if this is nothing more than a ruse
to finish off what he started in Slovakia.
Only one way to find out.
Housekeeping, I presume.
Melissa Foster?
Is that it?
I am sometimes asked,
Bovma, how is it that you hear every whisper
in every corner of Aleph?
And I answer, I built Aleph with my will,
my blood, my whole self.
This city is an extension of my being.
an extension of my being my body today became infected and as we all know an
infection is left untreated the body can become rotten sick in and die that
infection green I know this guy's oh in Bacarali once although green grew
unchecked coming to cancer a cancer that threatened to weaken a left in
Endangering all of us
Everything we have built
Cancer if caught early can be cured
Or in our case cut out and serve
Easy girls plenty of meat for everyone
The girls, of course.
Our old friend was just the appetizer.
Did you really believe you could come here and poison a left's well of trust?
I think not.
Now, you die.
Lower them!
Oh, they just spring, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap.
Am I six those we're here you kill us it'll be the end of a laugh as you know it
You are a funny man
Great just great course you know call into the pit with them
No, swing it
I knew it, classic it, the AD swing it, I called the helmsman, I didn't see it coming.
No, that if this is an attempt at deceiving me, I will erase your entire bloodline.
Now, one more time.
Harmony.
We know where she is.
We have a location.
Get them out of there!
Now!
Uh, alright.
How many days? They spent that earlier.
My men brought your Land Rover around to you.
Thanks?
I'll be honest, this turn of events is...
most unexpected.
I assumed you'd be chow by now, so I...
gifted that Land Rover of yours to my bodyguard, Mimi.
Well let me guess, Neenie isn't too happy with this track, she is most displeased, oh and
before you leave, I would suggest checking in and around your seats for any surprises.
What kind?
Scorpion kind, she's a thing for them.
Hell have no fury like a woman scorned for Land Rover.
I must be going what I got there. I hope you to find what you're looking for
get in you're driving
press after contact your local dealership
Harmony, the lost sister, right?
Right.
I'll get out of jail, Carl.
There's your ship.
If there's something you want to get off your chest,
now's the time.
Why didn't we go directly to bargain over the information
we had on the sister?
Why wait until the very last second?
Lay your hand back.
We do not give up our legal information
if we can get what we want from three.
It's all there, in the hamper, front and center.
What happened to you in 009?
Operation 9.
When Thayer was first instated,
they discovered a molding at the top of British intelligence.
Three highly-decorative 008 youths, including 009.
Okay, explain why they did a small dialogue
and give people, they had music really loud
with a bunch of sound effects.
But what if there's like important stuff or it's dead silence.
I mean I don't understand the rules doing that.
Like what are the devs doing?
That's the job.
You've given orders and you're expected to follow.
No I didn't mean it.
So you two were friends before Operation Nightfall, before all this.
That's what it looked like in the picture of the two of you.
We went through the program together.
Also, this is the tips of the devil.
Like, look, there's track marks, right?
So you, oh, oh, we can go and get one of those, right?
If you want to at least make it so that there's like,
small stuff to collect, not some collectibles,
some weapon upgrades, some, some whatever, right?
And it's worth exploring.
Why would anybody explore your game at all?
Why would anybody go around in places
that you don't have to go to?
I mean, to just to play the dialogue,
well, there's no way to force the dialogue in, right?
And still make the player feel like it's rewarding,
regardless.
Like, look, I can end the dialogue,
but it's going to end it.
Look, there's a bunch of places you can go to,
but why don't you just be like to it?
I think there's literally nothing to do.
There's a sort of dialogue there.
Doesn't make sense.
I mean, it's the job of a good game developer
to do those things, like Sunway.
Like tutorials.
Come on, bro.
Like three pats, no defense.
And now, here we are, in the middle of the desert chasing clues on the side of a shipwreck from a dead traitor.
While we wait for the other ship to go.
Those blonde twins, you ever come across them before?
No, but one hears stories.
Miko and Terron know. Super over finished security service calls them the Great Whites.
Their?
Like, what the fuck is- I- I- I do that dance.
And- and- and the product placement of fucking doom.
I'm just gonna be a complainer and you see
This is what uncharted 4 didn't okay. It's doing a part like this
You have to do some climbing and some bullshit and then do it again, then you get the dialogue.
It's what they do.
Instead of stalling you up for an hour, right?
It's the things that are going to mundane and then they put the dialogue in.
And then you get to do both at the same time.
And if you do it fast enough or if you figure out the puzzle ever, then it's dialogue and the whole time, and gameplay.
And boom, you have both at the same time.
Why does it need so one...
Nothing.
What? Yeah, I mean...
Let's do it.
why am I going here? Oh, because he can't go, it makes sense, yeah. No, it doesn't
make sense. Yeah, it doesn't. Why? Oh, because they could have done it in reverse.
Let's push on.
Okay
There's an entrance right with you
Listen if Beckett rigged his boat he'd have done the same thing here
What is that cold-walled shorthand for marking safe rooms in the field what's it doing here?
He wants us to see something.
Listen, for example, just like this.
Uh, Resident Evil does it properly.
Uh, God of War, pretty good.
Who gone was pretty good?
the choice go true
I love what he's done with the place very rustic take a look around for more
markings and watch your step
okay I can't be fucked um okay I think I think I'm gonna go in my pudding
shelf a little bit. I'll put this on pause. I mean, brother, like, sorry. This is my
favorite game. This is my favorite. I'm not trying to be like an Outrage Andy.
The point is to what 009 wants us to see. This is just my favorite game. It feels like
sometimes a gameplay or just kind of whatever. It's just whatever. Like as all like fillers
to get to one point or the other to just spend some time, like, oh, you're playing a game
Like bro, there's another marking
The puzzles are half-ass
Half-assed the fucking store delivery
But even even the clues like oh we have to get all the clues for it to go to the next step
Sometimes like dude, there's like 20 elements you find the correct one and it just goes the next cutscene nobody gives a shit
Like it's not something pointers to what double oh nine wants us to see like
It is not if there's something important. There's just gonna give it to you. Yeah, I mean it's just like
It's much earlier than I think, and I think the problem with this game is that it fails to
to have and have an identity. It's not really selling on anything. I think that's a problem.
Another booby trap here. Okay. I don't know what people think about this. Just
I just want to actually play the game.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, I don't know if I'm sure enough.
I'm not complaining. I think it really devalues the concerns overall.
Like, I don't think the game is terrible.
I think you can make a game that's linear, not feel linear.
Does that make sense?
I'm just thinking of good examples that you go over the main path even though it's an A to B game
You still don't go from straight A to B. You don't be lying to it
There's a lot of games that have that and it's not like upgrades that you need to it. It's just things that
Are we're going around?
Yeah, I'll give some a lot of copies or whatever I think I
I, I think the main problem is that the elements that make the plot matter aren't, aren't unveiling
in the ways that are meaningful, which makes the whole plot forgettable.
I think that's the, always the main, like, dude, how many stories I played it?
Probably hundreds, okay?
If you don't convince the player that this is important, this is what's happening, then
it's all, like, if you don't give a shit, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever,
what would I give a shit like yeah I mean they spent the whole beginning of the
game in the tutorial bonding one character the main character to his
friend in the fucking MI6 whatever just to have him die in four seconds with no
music and him moving on bro like there is no fucking way at least sat there and
said yep that's that's the one this is good fucking put it in guys this is
give me a top seller like come on man it's forgettable it's whatever like why
it's not much time doing all this shit you're just gonna make it just oh it's
the only next like come on bro I didn't catch your name I think it's just bad
it's not a very engaging
most of the game looking some of the best is stick to rails the fall the yellow
playing thick click space bar every now and then true yeah if they wanted this
game to be more about the combat stuff make the combat way harder way more
engaging and with less enemies if you want to be like fucking like hitmen put
a bunch of guys and have the ways of dodging all them that makes sense true
cool but then oh yeah you can still use it you deserve to all them do whatever
on the hardest difficulty, come on bro, come on bro.
Like, it just, it tries to be everything.
I think that's a problem with games.
They want to be all the fucking stuff about a game.
Dude, this is not it.
You pay the attention to the game.
Did you act like, like I have like a dollar in a slot,
like I give a shit.
Like it's kind of their job to maybe give a shit,
you know what I mean?
Well the plot is like, the, all we know is it.
Fucking 0-0-9
Has a vendetta turn bad
Maldia mi6 whatever now find him. Oh, no, like it's just like so whatever
It's so whatever
Like I'm trying to think about a good story. I would be playing that long ago that
That is a good example like good
I mean
Um, wait a few, for sure.
Um...
There's a few good ones.
Like, like, like, um...
See, even Internet really is a piece of shit in that regard.
This game was an absolute nightmare for that.
Like...
The exploration is like, oh...
Go at the end of this hallway or go to the right side hallway and you might get a pictos.
Oh, here's some Lumina.
Oh, here's some Lumina.
Oh, another hallway here.
Very cool.
Some Lumina who would have thought.
Like, like dude, there's better ways to make your plant explore your shit
than fucking having the classic A to B reward.
Like, I don't know dude, it's fucking dog shit.
Like, I cannot.
Here's the full cycle of the game is actually good when I lose the story.
The puzzles and the combat are amazing when I don't like the pacing.
The story is boring.
The puzzles are as it feels repetitive.
The plot is so bad.
Now we're fun classic.
Not sure.
You speed on every stealth section.
And then when you got to the room filled with law, you spammed after skip through it.
It's the game's fault, though, I guess.
But too, but too, but too.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
How they, speedrun, how they speedrun, I gimme, it's just not...
Bro
If you really want to do some good shit on stealth, make it stealth or it's impossible or stealth where it's extremely difficult
Think about fucking Hitman when you didn't hitman
It's full stealth, forced, and if you can't fucking do it, you have to be a fucking absolute goat at what you're doing to kill the other guys
This game, do it
and
I ran past the entire room twice in a row at the end of it, both mega rooms, I rushed through it, I put my eyes closed, and it was gone by, I defected and destroyed them.
Actually, I died 20 times there, come on bro, just come on, just come on, just stop there.
Wait, I know you're ready.
Um.
Bro got a few spins in and now he hates video games again.
Now play offline deadlock.
Oh, this is how it is.
Here's the man.
Um.
Alien rave.
I mean, who knows who's the internet's.
I mean, you're wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Now tell me what the game excels at there.
Oh, you know what?
You're going to see.
Now tell me what this game is a master of the craft at.
One facet that is undeniably an industry leader in that way
that wants all the glazes in it.
OK.
One actual, they're getting so OK.
I don't agree with that.
for how much there is, it loads pretty well, it looks pretty nice, nice reflections, nice
sunlights, nice shadows, that's cool. The gunplay is god-awful. Yeah.
What the hell kind of game does this dude actually like?
Um, Greatlands.
If the game was hard, you would have quit it five hours ago.
Um, not true.
Since the start of the game, your only goal was to farm loot.
Different game will guppy.
now to offline gambler and blame the dead same same this is the same fucking ragebitter
as it is the same ragebitter it's the same guy it is the same guy every stream it's
like it's it literally one guy
What is Blue Origin even doing anyway?
Like like like what like what are you doing?
I gotta try other defensive like do some stuff like
Hi, Mr. Dotsch, go.
All right.
What is that?
We're supposed to end anomaly doing today's hotfire test.
I've been accounted for.
What the fuck?
I don't get the reference.
I don't get it.
And it's succession.
I get it, but I don't get a reference.
All right.
Very cool.
I have a lot.
All right, very cool.
What is that?
Looks bad
Well, I'll wrap that for a second. It's not enough.
You look okay
So what is that?
A tobe?
know that is. The goat. Yeah, that's not the goat. Yeah, that's not the goat, Mombra.
It's not the goat. It's not the goat at all.
Hey X, what is your preferred beverage? Coke Pepsi or Dr. Pepper?
He's like flavor of the season.
The other bigs went in there hard foul was the message sent to Mason's lovely this Mac
Villambo and he thought just that that Bumley foul to McCain was upgraded to a Flagrant
one after review by the league yesterday and the words and conversation tone set been clean
so far we haven't seen many hard fouls.
17 moment city of Victor Web and Yama's the other bigs went in there hard foul was the
since the basic slumbly this Mac the umbo and you saw just that
that one week chat you guys I don't know fortune or anything I want to be weird
I'm not there on this check this is on these hard foul shit does it this whole
elbow should like last time but he's like is it like gonna like injury prone
with his build like if you're a hard foul them in a bro broken break like a
I'm mistaken. Like it.
Not on that wall.
I guess.
What the fuck?
Why do people think deserve that? I don't get it. How does it deserve that? I don't get it.
He's a flopper.
Okay, I mean, then don't fucking, being foul-baited isn't a lot on them, it's a lot on you.
Like if you're a fucking shit player and you can't stop getting fucking foul-baited,
I mean you're just a shit player.
I mean, it is what it is.
I mean, what?
I mean, how is that how to understand?
You're a shit player.
And don't do that.
I mean, I'm right, but people are a bunch of bitches, all they want to do is complain
about something.
They have an excuse but they tend to lose it.
Come on guys, load the dogs.
What was that?
Okay.
Anyway, I'll listen to the chat.
D1 Basketball Lopper.
Cap.
Nah, that's cap. That's cap.
That's just what he was saying, he's cap.
Um...
What is that?
Please stay away from basketball takes moron.
Okay, so you're not gonna have a kind of argument then?
So you're not going to...
You ain't flopping people, just hate generational teams and generate fake narratives so they can shit-off the team.
Okay, chill. Chill. So I was right then.
What?
I don't know how he's allowed to play the game, I don't get it, he shouldn't be allowed to
to play it. This is like, like, like, like, like she like this. Like, what the fuck is
is the man doing!
the game. What Okay, like how
is he still allowed to play
the game? He's been living on
the floor throughout the first
This is the first three games of this Western Conference final.
As I mentioned earlier, playing with that Blegh from, took a couple of shots in game 2 of
Files Rekord now. The most 3x2 carry out of Oceania, to Barnes.
Green and James joining at each other while Plank continues to get down on the pulloff.
That won't go.
and a double thousand to be called.
Green's starting to walk away.
James has more words.
Remember, Dremont Green,
he's one of the world's best-known
tech-clips away from being suspended.
He's on the third.
What? Okay, bro.
No.
What the fuck is going on?
And you've got a full-on fake as going on.
Bramon came in to defend Clay.
This guy out of hand very quickly.
Look at Clay Thompson jerseys ripped up, doing that.
This ain't that.
Clay and the gang goes going out of here.
Oh, classic.
What is he doing?
It's like, no, no, no, no, no.
Chill out, chill out, chill out.
And then Braymont, he had locked Govair there.
So Braymont came in with defendant play.
This got out of hand very quickly like that.
What was Jadon McDaniels doing?
They were going at each other's heads.
That was serious.
Field just picked up his third foul.
And now Green runs over at Nurkitsch.
And he'll be called for the foul.
And they're going to take a look at this.
Jason Kobal indicating they will go to the monitor here
Nerkich is down in a heap
Greed just plows right over what I mean, what is he doing?
Man what a clown is that and what a fucking clown
to the yellows in the face of Gleymar Gleym, but got the shot to the chest.
I mean, I mean, he's coming in from nowhere and he's bracing for the, like for impact.
Like, that's how, even if somebody flopped,
it doesn't even matter.
But these are like fucking almost seven foot people
going at high speed and getting a collision.
Like, I don't even understand the physics at play here.
Here it is.
You're gonna make shots.
Man, what he's doing is constantly
the same on green as Paul Krupp.
That's how he's doing it.
But now after you've moved out his head back
and he's flipping the same on green,
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
by the arm or maybe the arms got tied up to them exchanging words through the
mask and I'm betting they're gonna go to the monitor
Jack like what is this mask like explain it what the fuck is that okay
Hold on. That was crazy
And Harvon is down after the play. Here's the shot by Green.
Oh, this is a play-on.
What?
Yo.
It's a foul, two free throws, we play on.
I don't know.
The bearded blood's test.
Already just...
Are you going to be playing some merciless fire any time soon?
It's QCNL.
A little bit of a shot to the chest.
Won't we expect a trickiness?
But perhaps we'll be within a minute, seven.
I don't know why Tramon's complaining here.
James Brown has now got hit in the face.
No, brother, but I was on the flop, and Lee put his fucking fingers in his eyes.
Like, what?
Bro, come on.
Bro, how was that?
He intentionally criss-t his finger, look at that.
Look!
Look!
E-Claw then!
Like...
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay
Just admit it. Green the goat for real.
Hello, Mr. Count. Since you got welcomed to the jungle by Bond, James Bond, can I get
That's a welcome to the jungle for you.
Yeah, thank you for the million today.
Hey, hey, children, tomorrow's your day.
Yeah, my juice, sir.
Can I get your cash today?
Deal is 100 million today.
I told you we need agility and cash.
He doesn't have that much.
Rick.
I knew it.
Is this guy for real?
Rick, is this guy for real?
I mean, he asked him that.
Are you for real?
Am I for real about what?
100 million today.
Let me ask you a question.
I mean, I'm not going to.
Give me a hundred million.
He doesn't have it.
You go.
There you go.
You can't say what he has.
This isn't the G-League.
This isn't the G-League.
This is the NBA.
These are big boy investments.
We're big boy pants.
We're all wearing big, public, thamer in the NBA.
Yeah, not in finance.
Rich, this is an environment.
Let's get to the G-League.
You realize this is our last day.
Oprah's in Hawaii.
I don't know where the f*** Lewis Hamilton is.
You know our business.
Our business moves fast.
I was never going to see y'all 100 million dollars.
Why not?
You don't have 100 billion.
And that's okay, but just be honest.
$100 million cash?
Yeah.
Absolutely not.
What do you want?
What do you want?
What are you willing to get?
Who should have sitting on $100 million cash?
A lot of people.
What?
Y'all should find them.
Because that's, I'm not sitting on $100 million cash.
Anyway, it's done.
For what?
Thank you for being honest.
Why would I sit on $100 million cash?
That's who we deal with.
OK.
Josh, Josh, these ideas are good or, like, only, what
about this thing?
Three and a half to go here on the floor.
What are you waiting for?
This is out of place.
Green back to Thompson.
Thompson spins, shoots over Irving.
Can't get up the fall, and Kevin Love is 13-3 bound.
Again, I think Cleveland would be better served to get in,
or whatever they're getting into, quicker.
That was our C.J.R. Smith taking a tough shot.
But above probably Irving on the bronze end,
the offense is running through me right now.
Irving drives, hot step inside, close it up, misses, rebound taken by Igadano.
Igadano to Curry, back to Igadano, up for the layup, oh, blocked by James! LeBron James with the rejection!
Wow.
This third blockade again?
Jack, you wouldn't even have to block it if this guy wasn't mad.
This guy was so mad about what happened previously, that he was distracted and they end up playing like fucking dog shit.
By James!
like look at this fool look at him
taking a tough shot but above Kyrie even on the broad end the offense is running
to me right look at the guy it gets mad and just upon a show for the rep for
some shit use us
What's it up? Mrs. Rihanna taken by a good dollar. What are you doing?
Back to a good dollar up to the left
He's doing
the half remaining
But again getting to your stuff quicker
For a shoot
James inside little jump hook that's short that way that was terrible. That's terrible
Oh, my goodness.
And you're about to miss.
By Curry, running hard by Iguodala.
And superhuman defense of recovery by LeBron James.
There you see the numbers, the triple double from LeBron James.
And Curry missing shots we've seen in it all season long
In what has been an electrifying game seven here at Oracle Arena and Mike
Laughing it. Yeah, if that was a coach, I stopped again
I gather you stop fucking smiling and laughing and you're playing games professionally. You're in game seven of the final
I don't want to see a single smile now that's like it
You smile when you win the game otherwise you're going back to the locker of the chest. I don't even fuck
for the Cavaliers against the likes of Curry and Thompson each team has a foul to give as we
come up on a minute remaining and they're putting Curry in the pick and roll trying to get him on
Irving. Irving and Curry, one on one, Irving puts it up, it's getting a tiring Irving from down there!
What? Okay, let's make it, that's AI. Irving and Curry, one on one,
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
And I like the no time out call by Steve Curve.
Law of picks up Curry.
Curry steps back, fakes a three.
He's lovin' it!
He's lovin' it!
Down to green.
Seven to shoot.
Curry.
He's lovin' it!
Steps back, crossover.
Puts up a three!
Rebound, Jack!
What the fuck are they doing? This is just sad.
Is he not a real player?
Yeah, these are both second time.
I mean, it's just sad.
He's wide open for fucking like 15 seconds.
He can't shoot when he don't have arms
Fucking make him do a lap or some shit. What is it? What the fuck?
Found a green
Seven to shoot curry takes the three steps back crossover puts up a three
Rebound James with 30 seconds remaining what a spectacular job by love
Irving on the drive goes inside lost it gets it back and finds love
There's a seven second difference between shot clock and game clock and they had a foul to give so barns thousand there
but that's a bad foul Mike absolutely terrible seconds and what was Kyrie
Irving doing in transition
James will inbound now there's a 4.7 difference between shot clock and game
clock
Cavaliers have one time out left to go in the backcourt the last two minutes to
get it that's not again they don't want to go early
Irving drives to James, misses the jam, but foul!
Irving drives to James!
Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's super foul. I mean, yeah, it's super foul.
Misses the jam, but foul!
Who fouled on that?
Warriors have two timeouts remaining.
Yo, no, there is no way.
I
Fucking dream on again warriors have two timeouts for me
Stays a three-point game
And like as a player there's no pressure right now you're up three
First case scenario, you got to give him one free throw that should be the mindset. I missed it
You got to step up and knock this week go down if you live on team
Warriors will no doubt pull timeout miss their night here from genius
Rattles in the second four point game timeout golden safe check on paper
This is unlinable right four points. It's gonna be the shop to lock in all that is this I mean
It's not possible to win
Sorry runs off
Look at that. It's not hard. You're at the mercy of bad players
We should do have all your boys and not play the game hide in a corner and not play the game
Because even if they get a three-pointer you get the ball shot clock a shot overall
You get to come do nothing with the ball over
How would they foul if all you do is run out of the players if you but what are they gonna
fall out the foul against the fucking ghosts.
Now they'll take it out of bounds with 6.5 remaining and you gotta make sure you're in
Nobody's area to allow them to knock down the three and you get contact. I lost the a playoff game on a phantom
4-point play to Jeff man good
They give the holiday get back to you. Okay. No, no, no. Well, um, did check x middle means we don't have this
This is your your your your your court, okay?
And your players are organized like so bang bang bang bang bang back whatever I'm gonna shit
10 seconds to go, right, 4-point game. They have the ball. If I'm the coach, I make the
boys sit over here, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and they go A-K. We don't give a shit. Then they
They pull up, shoot for three, bang, three seconds, bang!
But six, no, they're seven players, whatever,
I don't give a shit.
They shoot, they get three points.
Oh my God, three points.
Now, now, now it's a one-point game.
I'm guessing three seconds to go now, right?
So now the clock is three seconds, okay?
Now, blue has the ball.
Now, they run in the corner, do nothing.
Bang.
It's over.
All right?
Now what?
How, how, why is my strategy bad?
Why is my strategy bad?
The clock is now at zero.
It's a one point game.
You win the game.
Why wouldn't they do what I'm saying?
It's a free game.
This is like, that's like if you're fucking,
you're on CT side and time is on your end
and you push T side.
Oh guys, we're the community of all of them.
Claw is taking down, Puzzle is left.
And you push spawn.
Okay, then you lose the game.
Why risk it?
You're lucky I can't get my hands on you right now.
I mean, I'm not gonna give you a better answer than a question. Why they wouldn't just do that? Go eighth game.
Six seconds on the clock. Why are they playing the game? Why are they playing the video game? Don't play it!
Catches one dribble steps back puts up a three won't go rebound tips hit them by space final seconds. It's over
It's over Cleveland is a city of champions once again the Cavaliers or NBA champions
Bow in balance seals. How can you steal a ball that you're not passing? They don't have to pass the ball
I can't shoot the ball yet in a game where we're up by 4 I would still win with my strategy
and he was fucking losing that match.
Because they're gonna foul me, they're gonna foul me.
Then don't play the game, you don't have to.
It's over already, bitch ass.
In the physicist's convenient to do them again,
my name is Mr. McKee, me a subject again, your lord.
The Golden!
The Golden!
With the game, with the...
Hang him!
In the air!
The ball's suspended in the air!
Basketball fans will say travel, when it's travel, but it will ignore the 500 travel
calls that don't go called in all the games.
They'll say, that's actually travel.
But there's like fucking 500 travels per game that they'll get called.
Are you stupid?
Nobody gives a shit.
They don't enforce travels at all.
The red fouls as they inbound, then there's a three point game at foul.
How?
from bunny blue you are just rage baiting at this point next subject laura perlarpano please
how do you found the inbound you make all five players if i can go melee range and it depends
the ball
the clock stops on inbound in five two minutes
yeah i mean you're the mess i want you to see you're the mess
The Raptors get the shot to go.
I've seen people lose games like that.
Alright, here's the example. Thank you.
Oh, I'm going to turn the battery off.
Okay, this is LARP, this is rage baits it.
You cannot waste a clock with 10 second lesson.
Why not?
How can you not waste it with 10 second lesson?
You just dribble the ball.
Five point game, 12.3, they gotta go quick.
Deal, we'll pull up for three, knee hits six.
Here we go.
Okay, okay, cool, here's two points.
eight seconds left that's it the game is over the game is over okay okay what
so how long do you have you have to pass the ball how long you have the
the ball. Five. So what is the festival then? But don't he just has a guy go a
little bit melee range and goes, here's the ball for you. Thank you, sir. I will
take the ball now.
Okay, now hold on, hold on, what if the man tosses the ball in the air, ROAM, REALLY
FUCKING HIGH IN THE AIR, then what?
The ball flies in 1 in 5 seconds.
So there's a catch at that.
True.
Okay.
If you toss the ball and the opposite of the map, right, you lost the ball, right?
They don't have time to roll. They don't have time.
It's out of bounds, okay? Then anything gets evolved.
Can they get a force for this across the map?
I mean, sure.
But...
Less likely.
with 20 points. Alright. Yo! Yo! Oh my god that's why he's the goat. That's why Jamorran
is the goat. That's why Jamorran is the fucking goat. He plays the game the way the game is
fucking designed, bitch.
I seriously don't know why Kat is from in UXQC. This is not a range phase. They should play time.
No, this is an incredibly
usual you don't know ball Marble. It's okay. I promise what you said. It's a what?
We're now the MC runs back
This is an incredibly undisciplined Charlie team
Undisciplined who
Oh good because they didn't push up on it.
Alright.
Yo, what is that twit diabolical one?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Look at the banner.
Um...
Um, look like the angry black man. I'm not an angry black man. I'm a very successful, educated black man with a great family and I'm great at basketball. I'm great at what I do to get the gender to try to keep making. He looked like an angry black man. It's crazy. I'm sick of it. It's ridiculous.
This guy, he chose, I think he chose the wrong guy.
the wrong sport
all right anyway that's about it
xqc watch i don't know how the man feels or
um but um obviously people have feelings
and people have watched you for this long to find out even if they're calling it that word
rage baiting um i guess this feeling just got hurt
what happened what place there yeah and one crosses the line
juicer watching basketball cinema oh so you don't go
Jeff Curry mocks La Bon Bon any day of the week.
Oh my goodness, uh, I think the trip was worth that.
But there was the tallest player, one of the five James Drides in Eastland,
that came down and had the current shumper and pursued block by James Redd.
James the Drive, James the Fish.
Jack, so cringe. I can't.
So, Jack.
This music edit montage like
I
So funny
Oh, my goodness!
You're a good one.
To the redemption.
Oh, great pass, Vy!
The relief catches.
Audrey steps backwards over three.
Oh, my goodness!
That's an ice-blade.
Spinal segment!
It's over!
It's over!
Cleveland is a city of champions once again.
The Cavaliers are NBA champions.
Bacon.
Visually, Mike, when you get a job,
school
Am I playing right now? Yes
Yo, yes, it's a lark, but if I assumed that
Since you're the bronze so you are making it professionally. That's that's offensive
I don't do that shit. Like, I had to make a video with some guy for the first time, I'm not even gonna assume he's a pro basketballer, I'm not gonna do that.
It's just, it's weird, it's weird. I'm not gonna do that.
There's no prospect by who. By me? By me?
I know who Dre Manne Green was until fucking a few months ago.
That ain't...
Alright, that's about it.
Miss, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
What?
Did you use the potion?
Yes.
Oh my god, Marry, you're clutched up!
Marry, you're clutched up!
Oh, good fucking shit was going on, man!
Missing, burning, burning, burning, burning.
What?
That's not bad.
You used the potion?
Yes.
I mean, I mean, it's...
This shit, I can't, I can't, again.
It's the same length, sir.
It's the same as every time.
I'm fucking...
The Defenders playing way too tight on XQC as he knocks him clean to fuck out with his
beard ass jump shot and still hits the three balls.
See?
True.
True.
I mean...
Real shit.
Alright.
You guys, I used to hang out at the basketball court almost every day.
That is true.
Not fake. I wanted to move into that level and I mean we would skateboard on it because it has a nice texture.
As long as you're going in.
That was the best.
That was the best.
I know you're covering sports at the moment, but it would be intriguing to hear.
There is a video named Tucker Carlson battles hostile Israeli journalists.
It goes over everything, free Palestine.
72 month sex QTL thanks for everything.
If you know Gnome, you would know that he plays Gorgon. You're a lap-a-lil guppy.
yeah that's a black and white right yeah this is okay
No, yeah, I think that was overrated
It's not a kind of a remix of an older one, I think it is.
It's not a remix.
I mean, Cynthia went first place for real, surely.
Well, yeah, I mean, of course.
have to oh I fucking hated those yo
spirit I was the fucking the one shot my
shit
What else she's got?
So doesn't she have a Dusklaapa?
Garchamba.
Uh...
Garchamba.
I guess melodic.
Which cassette was the one that has a...
Fifteen months.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
that has a dust clop on first.
That's Emerald.
No.
Gen three.
That's one.
You have the granny.
I'll be quick, right?
My name's Lamar.
This is my partner, Justin.
It's getting dark out, so I was keeping it.
Solar?
No, no.
How many people come around for the solar?
Constantly.
Oh my.
Such a prince, too.
How do they come around?
What do you got?
So, how do you go on?
I'll be quicker, right?
My name's Amar.
OK, got him, I guess.
All right, bye.
Save it.
OK, what is that?
Save it.
Oh, the tunnel will be shut down.
Um...
Chad, I don't think they're sitting in the community. Are they sitting here?
Are they sitting in any of these communities at all?
Anybody?
I mean, I guess I don't know the DDM, but I mean, it's kind of a dead end on that end.
I've been watching since the OWL days when I was 10 with my brothers
I see this is not the game
I'm turning 19 now
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Also, you should watch the new code BlueCambit
They use the tech you're always suggesting
XQCL
Now these chairs are fuck ass if you're tall
Like, I don't think you understand it
I don't think you understand it
The way the body works
This shit is trash
Bro, I don't need to you and ask you about it
You have long legs.
You're not meant to sit on this at all.
You should be at a nice degree angle.
This, if you're tall, this is,
you cannot sit at a degree angle.
It hurts your knees, man.
Oh, I can't.
Yeah.
No, I'm just gonna bug him.
Okay.
Try this game, man.
We already did a Forza Eliminator, already won.
I think I'm playing deadlocking it.
Yeah, we were supposed to do it.
Okay, Daisy, is that what you were playing with?
Did we go to an actual, you know, to check back at DayZ when we did the Rust shitter?
Right, we did a DayZ tap.
Ah!
Yeah, I think DayZ or I need DayZ.
I need a couple of them.
Thank you.
I
Was happening right now
Maybe I should take first contact so that much to go all the truck around
One of these days you'll scratch your boss a little bit sniff it after a fart
We're not buying
Oh
Chat the new bowling kind of clear low key the switch bowling is actually good
Yeah, you cannot make it it as normal as used to be because of all the memes and shit, but the actual
Gameplay is bid on the switch, Klombra.
That was not as the Wii.
Cap.
Cap!
Alright.
Oh, I have a couple of those on this, yeah.
Oh, anyway, there you go.
I'm going to play League of Legends.
Maybe I'll play one game for you if you want.
I don't want to game later as well.
I don't want to go that much.
OK.
Jack, which I want to just chill game.
What should we buy?
One game or whatever.
For some one piece of where?
Ah, it's...
It's rather sudden forza, maybe probably more.
Um, maybe even in the deadlock, perhaps?
Maybe a map of the trackmaker?
Maybe, um...
It's out of here, no.
Um, shall I matter to commit the runs, though?
Yo, my mouse, right?
Yeah, did you patch?
Did I get any updates? I mean I played yesterday. Yeah, it was pretty awful. It was just not fun
Well, do I get a patch today?
Oh, that's cool.
Uh, I introduced the bug with the urn or the fucking stupid dumbass shit that they come
up with.
Yeah, I'll put one game in there and then we'll be gamble.
If you're not that, then I'm lucky.
Oh, there's your mic, it's my computer, lucky.
double and give them this person. Well, I post a lot, I crush my games. Yesterday, um,
I just played with friends all the time, I played with IKON show again, I'm not, I'm
getting rank right now. What I am, I crush them.
Don't know much love ex-QCL
Okay, buddy yours which was just chilling this is a night game
Oh, I'm lying. Let's do this. This is a little cozy game. It's a little chillin
Um, yes, it was really bad games.
I was like one given maternity a day and I just kind of, the new patches are bad.
The new urn patches are kind of brain dead.
I think I did easily.
I think I played like Eternus 2 or Eternus 3 level runner.
Like I crushed my fucking assignment lovely
Chat I played with people that are not as good at the game and my girlfriend
Like mostly like if I just play so well then I would be able to be Turner's whatever I would
Love it by much three
I only play with friends and shit
I don't think it's going to be on controller. There's no point.
New kick feature, what does it do?
Yeah, I also saw some pushable getting capped, I think it's kind of crazy.
That is it, but it...
I feel like they're not going to do it to everybody.
I think something like Forzman is also really bad.
good luck on your deadlock game
if you do slap it though you're a fucking loser
oh yeah they have to graze you by the loser game they have to graze zyper and jizz
broken ass skidger
what the
oh my god
did it
I mean they kind of got fucked on
good job man
I mean they got straight fucked on. It's okay. One of us takes the risk of doing the melee and if I get here
Then he goes for on the next. I mean I did my job
There's a bit for a reason
I'm gonna go to this game.
This game is always like very overturned in my band.
I think something needs to get nerfed.
I think they need to nerf his intent.
I think his story doesn't make sense if it's too strong.
You should be able to just put it forever.
It's really fucking busted.
He's gonna repatch, it's kinda hard to nerf that.
I think I'm gonna haze this garbage.
That was my movement trash when Evan didn't play the game at all.
I'm just fucking chillin' at it.
like we haven't done anything
why would I do movement in like a middle lane
nice carry man
And the game's over.
I don't put a boost a lot because I think it's... I haven't learned it yet.
I mean, we have a good draft, but they also have a good draft too, though.
I mean, I think Viper is incredibly strong, and it's in him again.
Graves and Viper are super strong. Abrams is super strong.
I'm super strong. I'm super strong, but it's all strong.
Bad news with the guys, but they might just be down here.
What?
Wait, they're not, they're not there, right?
Wait, they end up burying?
What do we know? I was burying.
What do you...
I was...
I was literally burying. I was fully blue.
Wait, no. That's actually insane.
Why the- I don't wanna give this at all.
true or false?
I don't think it's down to the K where I'm at to K
I don't think it's down to the K where I'm at to K
That's...
That's a pretty good lead for a 100-bit game
Oh, yeah, I mean we scale super hard, so...
That is, um...
I don't think that that was a screenshot.
That's not me.
I thought it was like my two-before-all thing.
It's all good shlocking
I should go cool the second verse
Pause
Love from Laval
I mean on baby we should be losing it. I mean we're playing two carry scalers
I mean, we should be looking at it, which, this thing should be lost already, but we're
running, so.
This one looks nice.
I'm actually getting a text on the next Wednesday.
S.E.W.X. Q.C.A.L.
I fucking hate, uh, uh, I hate ship, I think ship is a stupid fucking character.
I really want to get the fucking AP on top
I shouldn't have done that, I forget the robber
I think you might not go to the maybe ultimate or what I mean what you do but my teammates
it's not it's just not you try to help but I don't get it I mean he didn't try to he
He didn't try to put any pressure!
Juking him on the Guardian against Abrams, that's a good idea.
all this all this is air we
chat I don't know the deal I know people have no pressure in lane but this fucking this
This guy on my team applies it literally to the officer.
I mean, just doing nothing.
Yeah, this is um...
I have a cultist, news cultist and then also check, lot of times they buff cultists and
I don't think they should ever buff that item, it was already pretty good, I mean now it's
like a buster
Explode what is this engaging explain it
Drifter your full HP why not fighting
I am I'm over I'm
This is why I'm on the jungle team. I don't I don't I don't I don't play with these teammates
I play in the jungle like my teammates are the jungle not these fucking duck. He's lagging
Through the almost to boost to you to returns
So they got the tower that's actually insane
Older is faster to kill than the attacking one, why the fuck would I, the only chance
I'm sending Talon there, it was by doing what I did.
This game might be overrated in reverse.
I might die here.
I might be just dead here.
Nope.
I don't know if I should do anything about that.
Regis busted
But when I give you like it what I like raises busted it's really hard to fucking
Like break out of it, you know
Like it's just so um like in your face you can't dodge you can't do anything
I can't, they're looking at me, it's like a Winston.
If I was too strong, I mean you're getting fucked over.
I don't know if it is pretty, am I going to disrelate?
I mean, no one's fine, I think.
She was back before they were these patches. She had no winrate at all.
She's just breaking boxes and getting jungle. She makes her a little bit disappointed.
That was really slow.
If I go go to ambush, I just die, you know?
Yep.
I should have I should have never read the chat like a lie. That was absolute. Yo, yeah
You put your guardian I should I should have put your guardian that was I was play fine
I go with the gun was this is a dumb ass fucking idea
That was the dumb ass idea
This is dumb
I mean I get like a half an hour to make a good damage.
I'm here, fight, fight us.
I guess we're not fighting... we could have done that, uh, yeah.
I mean we got to try to keep her alive by the end, it's just, it's just baiting.
I have like literally negative friends in this room for some reason, I mean I have actual
negative friends.
I
Know chat beautiful big titty, but hey, so choppy just don't fall out the sky, you know
There's a
Oh god, I can't.
Help.
Let's take out Shiv.
Man, what is this guy doing?
Chad, man, Chad, this guy's standing,
man, he's getting stabbed, isn't it?
I mean, he's tossing the game onto me.
For what reason?
I mean, he's tossing the game onto me for free.
Time to line away from time.
A green walker is in the attack.
Got one green.
Yeah
I hate those advance
What should you do, Arnaud, when it's on?
Nice, it's gonna be your socks.
It's not, um...
I really need to get this, um...
Move at him.
Maybe we should.
I don't know what to do with that.
I'm bad actually.
Good nothing.
I was kinda close.
I mean, except for the ball that I wanted, I mean, if I didn't do it, we didn't get the kill, so...
Fuck it.
I don't think I'm close to two items, so I don't want to go buy yet.
Yeah, I think I can charge this for good.
I'll just go like this instead.
I can't help buy boots as well if I get it.
now the all the souls are gone in the pockets I mean I would buy ricochet but
none of this guy I mean he always a pre-built thing fucking
I don't have to fucking reload ever just I'm grouch
I
Was it was a bad thing they had for me. I don't I don't get it
This guy is probably going to fight some extra
You're better
I think we should go hang on and skill.
enough they're all there or not because maybe I just go for walking here and
Okay, that's...
I might just defecate here.
Okay, I might just defecate.
well oh my fucking god it's stupid ass fucking game
and boy the love of stuff no I mean
I mean I killed him.
Whatever.
I mean, I think buffing Graves is fine, but the current Graves is really not okay.
The amount of skulls in the air and stuff like that, it's completely brain dead.
I know what they're doing.
They could have tested this for 10 minutes in the training range and be like, yeah, this
is broken.
I mean, it's just bad, bad, bad, I don't know.
Send them with the iron hat.
A lot of things were very predictable
by the day it was gonna be abused.
Like super big devil recite,
like level one devil would, you know?
I think it has here.
Yeah, it has right here.
I should have been able to do all that, that's a bit stupid.
I could have gone fucking into another relative.
I mean, he's typing 100%.
He's the most obvious guy in the world, I mean.
I mean my wife just gave out of all the fucking people on the game in six he finally like three times in a row mean it really
He's the most obvious letter of all time again, like it's just stupid
I
Take out Abrams
I
I... I cannot... I cannot pop off right there on the other side
I got one
Can you guys pull up with us?
like I mean I'm by myself I mean they're doing shit like fucking Christ man
but I'm doing it this fucking cancer I mean I shouldn't have to do all this shit
In front of like that is so stupid
He's done
I
Know talk again by showing you another way
So you're not just gonna go melee? Yo, yo, Drifter, you're not gonna go melee the fucking
thing in front of you.
Behind you, holy shit.
Okay, Drifter, Drifter, you're not lagging it.
You are fucking dog shit.
There's a big difference.
Holy fuck, what do you play?
Is it excruciating it?
But you could have, you could have just went melee and then like excuse me.
I mean, it's whatever your dog shit.
All right, we'll be fucking.
What about yourself?
wait that's fine what about yeah
I mean I'm not crazy right like this guy like he's so skilled committing I mean
what is he doing he's like never in the fights he's always laughs to live doing
fuck all nothing is in those fights against like gross on balls a little bit
I think we win for free.
I won't.
That's so bad.
I
Know it's getting in our way
Did you
Well, thank you sir
I mean, this is GG.
you
you
you
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