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05-29-2026 · 7h 46m
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Hello?
Good evening, hello?
I
Really coming it's a right is it not I asked and oh, let me check it
With all our notion they are they it's gone
I
Will check good afternoon, Joe. Oh
Check
I watch obsession I don't know what to watch it
Hey, that was on I was on the TV and just a lot of watching session. I'm going to be I heard it
I got to look at movie and you can watch it
In where
Wait, you go to you go to where
It's outside. Oh hell no. Oh, oh fuck that. Oh
My god. Oh my god. He said you have to watch outside
Hey, I'm all good all your buddy. Yeah, you go to watch if you want to
Are you buddy are you today? Yes, sir
I'm three days, okay
Wait, what was it was good that was you starving?
Wait, I see it
I
Okay
Okay, see it's games in there. Yeah, I love that. I love that's all
Let's see me. Let's give it like it
Nobody gives a shit nobody cares
Chat
If you're if your brand is shit, I don't care that you're in the NBA finals your brand is garbage
I love big ass haters. If your branding is trash, get the fuck out of here. I don't care.
OKC and whatever the fuck, the logos are shit, the clothes are bad, and the
you
you
you
you
you
I
And and and 15 to be to be like
Merrimola
The spurs is a piece of metal. It's a lame. It's fucking a lame
Okay. Hold on man, hold on man.
You should not go to him. What?
Fix your damn schedule you sexy son of a bitch.
Wait, what?
Wait a second, what is this shit?
It's the wheel that is cock on what's going on bro.
Where the fuck is this wheel?
He's on a roller what I'm not watching this
Chat a a guys
Guys, I'm doing on the real look guys. Oh, I'm pressing my car. What but like no, you know, he's a shit it
Bo Bo
Eliminator is a fucking shit game mode. You go in the shame of yourself buddy buddy, buddy
It's a fucking deforester game mode. It's not a race. It's not raising it
The eliminator, okay, is a fucking it's a deforestation game mode. You crush down trees
You don't play you don't drive on the road if you drive on the road. You're a fucking bitch
You drive in the forest
It's okay. It's we
Because we like your banana peel fire. No one rocks. It's better
How could you have read our messages in check for him?
Check, what I do again, I can do one to one IRL.
On a roller you learn nothing, you show no talent on a roller, bro.
He doesn't even need to make fan nails.
Okay, okay. Now for a million dollars, win one race,
and next five on iRacing, then come fucking glaze my donut, little buddy.
Buddy, buddy, buddy.
Five races, he gets first place, he gets a million dollars flat, a million, five races
only.
All of these women, women first place, one nine, what, that's it, only one race, first
place, that's it, you should be easy, right?
I think he's got this.
Come on, man, we're all waiting, five races, one mil, too easy.
Yeah, he's not doing all that.
Now suck it, and Galeza don't know that.
But, but...
So the only thing you see about this chat is being bored of and then they do all the
webpages.
That's the only thing.
I mean, I'd be playing games on my phone and shit, like it's all this data for fucking
hours.
You know what I mean?
It's scary to whatever this is.
Alright.
It was in this past a hundred mil worldwide over 125X the budget in the budget there.
Very cool.
Chat that was what's up with that with or movies and shit. They get kind of go hard. I mean
What's with those in a
What's all that
Here is coming
Okay, okay, chat.
Let me, let me, let me take a minute here.
This, this fucking show, okay, cured more than a billion people's insomnia in real time.
Chat, chat, people fall asleep at the real watching this shit.
Like, it is so boring. Boring.
Their defeat is written.
We'll secure the city without further bloodshed.
The queen has many dragons.
But her subjects do not feel safe, nor should they.
I see you have been massive on that crown of weights that crushes.
Chad, Chad, why haven't the fun creatures, why is it only fucking dragons like that?
Why isn't there like a fucking like a griffin or fucking a flying salamander or some shit
or like some, some long range, like needle fucking spewing or some magma, like...
Where's the word of Phoenixes?
He'll set me afoul, and we can raise our own front.
In a wall, all suffer.
Check the...
Check.
I know it's sad jazz that you've seen almost all the action that the whole show is going
to have all the season.
Let's be honest of one you wait you see this oh my god. I can't wait to watch some of my family putting on TV
Right. Oh, yeah, this is
As I get for fucking three hours you get one see that gets the fucking three minutes and back to the fucking mumbling and talking
And back in the back then back in a city and back to the bike like it's bullshit. It's bad
I'm not mad at that. I know we're going to run out of the bed. It's just not good.
I mean, I don't know what to tell you. Like...
Have you not betrayed your queen? Bring Hagon...
...the Utsaka...
...to me?
Jack Dragon was special when he only had one egg in.
Did I not warn you that you would come to me?
Well it was three but it was three but I want to swear at them.
Okay, so she gets to us as a gift from the guys who kill each other, right?
And then they evolve, right?
And one dies, right?
One gets slapped.
One, I forgot, I forgot what the other one happens.
Oh, I'm sorry, I don't give a shit.
One fucking dies, okay?
The other one gets ridden,
and the other one fucking dies well, okay?
That's it, that's it, I said it.
I don't care.
Jack, dragons are interesting and special
when you only have one, when you have two.
When everybody's got a dragon, ball ring,
and then if you watch Beyblade,
everybody had the best Beyblade.
Everybody's got a super spinner, okay, cool, man, nice.
Now we're just fucking waiting.
Where's the invisible dragon?
Where's the ethical dragon?
Where's the ghost dragon?
Where's the apparition dragon?
Where, where's the fucking rope?
Chat, where's the diamond dragon?
Hold on now, let me cook.
Where is the, where, chat?
Where is the blue-eyed white dragon?
Holy cinema.
Cooking.
Okay, everybody's soul chat.
We want KSI back, we are begging.
Yo KSI, please make it come back, we need your songs.
I didn't think I would say this, okay?
Because I was hitting it first.
I was hitting it first, okay?
The think of it, I was hitting it.
I actually like this song.
We want more of this more, less of this,
and more of the KSI, somebody call them.
["Come Back Home and Tell Me How You Do It All"]
If you wanna die, if I die, I'd better play, um, think of it, than this shit.
But I don't expect Chief Kieff though, and Kid Perry, but that song is funny.
Um, definitely, who don't play any ha- maybe you're a model.
I mean, what if you're a model?
You never know.
So what if you are?
Yeah, what if you are? What if you're a model?
So when you cease to exist, everything ceases to exist, right? Like, everything
everything's only there because you're there. Without you, it stops. Think
What do you think about it?
Think about that person again.
This man's been his wife.
And how do you know that?
You know.
Erling Haaland, Mohamed Salah.
Yeah.
Lamine Jamal.
Lamine Jamal.
Lamine Jamal.
Oh, and come on, come on, come on, come on.
Merci.
chat, I'm not loving it, messiah,
island,
sallah,
yamal,
and,
and pepeh.
Bang.
I'm not gonna lie to you, bro.
This is probably a bad idea.
But hey, no matter what, I will not quit.
And bro, I'm telling you, if this takes 10 days,
I'll be here for 10 days.
No matter what, no quitting.
No armor.
Until the fourth day.
You get armor on the fourth day.
No quitting, no armor.
It's the fourth day.
On the fourth day?
If one of us dies, we reset.
Even if the Ender Dragon is 5% health.
No fucking way.
On the fourth day?
Bro, I'm ginny, bro.
If I get a couple of beers in my system, it's-
No drinking! No drinking!
No-no-no! No drinking at all!
Okay?
We're not- there's not- there's not gonna be drinking or nothing.
Look, bro, I'm gonna play it by fucking ear, okay?
here okay if I see that we're not even close to the end there's a fucking view
with you if you're drunk trying to teach you how to play the game interesting
um I have to show my fans a little bit you know we were showing someone's I had
to break world record a largest ticket stadium in the history that very
Really old record for brand 112. Uh, yay stadium is it's the best one hundred and twenty K
Dude fucking ill
anyway
class not revealed it's there it's all on ice cream is um
um, jenis is a f***ing mental treasurer, you know what i'm saying, very cool
jenis is a real tweeter
that's all for ikeman
ikeman
chat, how can you be larping?
if you didn't do an album and you like it, you don't know what song you like it
like you're not larping
i think larping is when you
is when
you pretend like you're part of
or like or do something way more than you actually do
okay?
And even back in Paris and it could be it could be so true like
You know, we get right now we're speaking yeah, that's me. So that's me job, but I'm fucking like one country off entirely
I think I agree that I don't go about men being more naturally attracted to men
I'm not even more attracted to the woman on average the woman needs makeup, but
Isn't me being gay science. They get pico or carnal
What
So, that's going to be incorrect, um, yeah, I mean, just know, I mean, just know.
Um, Jack, you cannot compare animals looks to humans.
There are so many different animals and not all of them are the same.
Some of them are the males that have to look nice and all that.
Some of them, the girls have to look nice and all that.
Um, like, you cannot go, you cannot compare.
So you cannot say, oh, this thing is true because this animal does this.
OK, we have a what about this animal, and then does that.
And what about this one?
Also, men are more messy than girls and clean up other than themselves.
Well, wrong, because the bird, the bird that cleans the ground
to impress the women with the dance, and she's like that.
Well, it's not a good example.
I mean, it's not a good comparison.
Humans are humans, and animals are animals.
Like, what?
Can I get a welcome to the...
Can you say it's your turn?
Can you say it again before?
Uh...
Bird...
Bird...
Uh...
Dance...
No...
Can you say it again before?
It's not the right video, though.
Check.
It's this one.
not there's a watcher that cleans the ground do a check check I DK who that
guy was but I just wanted to do a nice donner one time so I'm telling chat
this will actually impress you yeah check is right do you or something hold
on Jack yeah you might check you might not be all the others are going to
personally watch this the power bird has lovingly we go
It's not true, definitely. It is wow.
Not one of them.
Game of Thrones isn't perfect, but it's got way more good than bad.
Shash!
Pointing out problems isn't a gift until...
Oh.
Birds of paradise have evolved into 40 different kinds.
Every corner of this island has its own version.
This is what it is, what it is all about.
Meet the black sickle-dill of New Guinness Highlands.
able to morph into some very un-bird-like shapes.
Each male bird of paradise has a unique display for attracting mates,
and none is more extraordinary than the one that takes place on this stage.
For the owner of western parochia, there's work to be done first.
Every morning he clears his court of the night's fallen debris.
It's a vital chore if he wants to attract a mate.
You know what? He clears the ground and then females only visit the tidiest courts.
See? See?
But I mean, I like the man that have the fucking bullshit
discussing at houses full of apple-trend on the ground, right?
So it's opposite.
So it's not...
But?
...might ruin his chances.
No!
But then?
The female drops in for a closer look.
Now what is his chance to really impress?
But it wouldn't be easy.
Females are very fussy,
and she'd expect his carefully choreographed routine to be fulcless.
He opens with a bow.
Next, his blue eye must flash yellow.
so far so good he has all the moves fancy footwork
The world in dervish.
The head-poo shuffle with spin.
Her erect head feathers and pervering wings are a very encouraging sign.
What?
That look!
Look!
That look!
That's insane!
Rose.
His performance has been a triumph.
And he wins her approval.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
I'm sending this, I'm sending this, just, just,
all right, I mean, that part,
I forgot this part was in the video,
I actually forgot, I mean,
I mean, I forgot it was in the video, okay, I say.
I knew it was the other part,
but that part had to be, that's crazy.
So that was impressive, no?
That's cool, shit.
So this is one of my favorite videos.
I don't know what this one does,
this one's gonna be on a point, I think.
She drops him a hint.
So look how cool the colours are though.
It's the bird equivalent of a bouquet of flowers.
See that? Look at that.
There we go, smooth it.
It's all going so well, it's time to get physical with a few head bumps to her chest.
What's that rubbers of?
All of that?
One final flourish, the capweets of effort.
Well then.
But something's wrong.
His rival is back, and at the worst possible moment.
What should he do?
For the female, the moment has gone.
Really?
Sometimes, whatever you do, things just don't work out.
Well, I start like that.
But it starts moving.
And that's just sad, yeah?
I mean, I'm sure you found another mate somewhere else, just another one.
Chad is plenty efficient to see this a right all right
There's a few links alone. What is this?
Yeah, I guess Jeff I feel like it
The sonic fandom has gone so cringe that like adding a cool sonic thing a good job you can look like a bitch
Shhhhhh
Chad?
You alright?
Alright I'm gonna give you five
Ha ha ha ha ha
Oh, okay, that's funny. I don't know.
I do it, it's a basketball meme, whether you just practice fucking pushing the other guy
while dribbling the bull.
Yeah, he looked like a typical UK lass.
Yeah, any chooters?
Okay, um true, but this is more whenever you forgot like a belt on or a fucking thing in
your pocket and he starts to fucking bang, bang, bang, bang.
What you gonna take?
So what are you saying?
You slow this motherfucker down.
I nailed you the other day for that shit.
Sir, the speed limit says 15.
This is a private fucking driveway.
You got that?
I understand.
Three-chair fucking driveway.
I understand that.
You slow the motherfucker down or you'll never speed it again.
Okay, that's your decision if it's a project
Yeah, that's my fucking decision
Okay then
Okay, slow the fuck down
I'll let you know the speed limit
Because you won't see me into that motherfucker
Because I'll make sure of it
Okay
Chad, look at this motherfucker, Chad
Holy shit
Like I said, the speed limit's 15
The speed limit ain't 15
This is a private fucking road
That's what my GPS tells me
I don't give a fuck what you're doing
Chad, no you can't spark it in a aura
Okay
You fucking drive like a white man
here what do i have like a white man was that supposed to mean i mean i'm gonna call your
fucking boss okay that's right okay i don't care come here again you will not ever come in here again
okay you got that oh yeah fuck you you little fucker okay i had a rip to your fucking ass
You beat you to a fucking pulp. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, Jesus
Yes, sir. All right
What the I ain't I get paid by the hour so do I okay, thank you. All right. Oh
Okay
Chow, I was like your ball in the clock and there's something going on the road that's that's blocking you shouldn't yeah
You just do nothing I mean on paper nobody hours. We haven't had a chance to get the job
I mean, she's just thinking Felix. I'm a delegate of assembly of chatters
We should just been informed that one of our emotes the honorable wagging
Being banished despite committing no crimes. We petitioned the great gaming world or to lift the X love wagging. Oh
What?
Ah, mods rather than banjyama
Very cool
You move like me like in a city
I pop out in a city
No.
No.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
No.
No.
No.
Okay, chat.
This was worse, okay?
Chat, chat, this is actually inaccurate,
you got a little bit of luck being here, chat.
Hold on.
The truth is, chat, like this.
You're not doing like this.
Like this?
It had to be at the correct angle for the CD to read
without the off angle where it wouldn't read
and it would skip.
You have to fucking put it at a slant and the headphones.
Holy shit.
My city player, my city player, it had to be at the exact degree angle.
He's right.
C.D. Roms were the best.
You don't have to have internet or whatever the fuck.
You just put your CV on and you have to listen to your music.
You have to actually give your song a try and if you want to skip it you have to go
like...
And that makes...
That's it.
Sure.
Sure.
I fuck you man.
I'll get to that, I'll get to that, I'll get to that, bye, bye, bye son.
Sorry, busy day.
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I just want to, I just want to.
It's my sixty-seven month, Chatterham.
Six, seven, six, seven.
Bipro-random.
Seven, six, seven, six, seven, six, seven.
Chardent Island, then.
That she doesn't like Pegasus. So what?
Yeah, that was me that was on me that was on me, but I
Feel like getting called a subhuman
Fucking
Word that rhymes with sync
It was a he was really close though. It's not a dirt. This isn't a petting zoos. Is that I think he's been in there to attack
the things who suck that that most animals in fucking captivity that go to
places like that are just abused by the falter it's just the fact you know I'm
not even trying to be a bird but I like animals I've been saying this for years
I say the reality is that the sheer existence of those animals in those
settings is abuse unfortunately and there should be more regulations and laws
around it yo and and getting called gross and that I should fucking die there
is a big much better shut up little bro look like you belong in a big that's a
bit alpaca ass hair it much she said that she's not mad at me okay I think
okay well watch jinxed see play minecraft he's so bad at it
What is this fucking guy's shit, what is this fucking guy's shit, what is this fucking bitch's ass?
Is this because you woke up? Yes it's because you have a political compass, it's always liberal.
But there's something in life that aren't left or right, they're just correct.
Okay, this isn't like a left or right thing.
Fucking animals that belong on the other country's fucking farm, shouldn't be in your fucking house, in fucking California.
Some fucking rare
Rare breed of rare fucking coat animal of some fucking avid in country should be a fucking backyard
That it's not that hard on a satan a fucking small little and goes with me to fucking pit around
Yeah, I mean, bro, this should be out there doing this shit man, and she thinks I'm one of the good ones
But there's a fine line with animals and content in general
And I was like, thank you, mom.
700 KTek LeMonde.
Lord of my less...
Not abusive?
Like that.
Yeah.
Yo, Artiom.
What if I were to put you out in the fucking blistering cola, or the blistering hot, okay?
And you had a fucking 2x2 to be in there, and say, yo, please dance with me.
Dance with me.
Artiom, dance with me.
Dance with me, bitch ass.
Yo, dance, bitch ass.
Yo, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Let me pet your hair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that.
I like that, I like that, like, yeah, I mean, buddy,
that's the nature of that is abuse, like, you know what I mean?
Like, it's just bad, it's no good.
You feel it?
55 months, oh wow, that's it.
That's it, that's it.
That's it, that's it.
For your cutest fembo, waggy waggy waggy waggy waggy waggy.
He's playing Delta Force.
Holy fucking locked in he's playing Delta Force. I had to get yo
Keep the mouse pad
No, no, that isn't
I did the verses in Chinese. I wasn't being weird or offended last time when I said that.
When I used to go on TikTok and I used to do TikTok live, people were like,
these people are fucking locked in.
That's not what we wanted to say to you guys.
Okay.
Excuse me, you two pick up and leave the welcome league to the jungle right meow.
Okay, I'm gonna put it in your hand and just grab it.
I got it, I got it.
I got it.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Ah man, that's just fucking annoying.
Dude.
Ah!
Yo!
How you doing?
Oh shit.
Yo!
How you doing?
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Wait no he put his hands up
Noo I put his hands up
50 months can I get a welcome to the Jungle Kings okay never mind
Yeah you gotta move!
I goomba stopped
I
Welcome to the jungle, can I get
No, no, no, no, no
I don't know, I don't know.
Usually, oh, what's with it, okay?
Here's your homework.
You get a chocolate candy bar, okay?
And instead of drinking it with milk,
you drink it with water.
I like girls.
Tell me how, it's nice.
It's nicer than the milk.
Bro, I will say this to my friend, Graven.
You get a nice chocolate candy bar?
Water in between, it's nice.
It's better like down the earth like that,
like they just seem chill.
But I also like dudes that he's not fucking around.
He's like, listen, we doing this or not?
Let's go.
What?
Look at me.
Oh no.
Some regular RTP on everything.
That's what I like girls that don't like.
Yeah, I like dudes.
Dude.
You know what?
This is the whole job.
Look at all.
Is this what we're doing out of me?
I don't like girls that don't like town.
I don't like that about people.
I don't like girls that don't like town.
What is this?
When you need to chop up and steal your report.
What?
Yo.
I don't know how to play this game.
Jack, what the fuck?
Jack, he's got my haircut.
I don't know how to play this game.
What the fuck?
Nobody even fucking knows me.
Nobody even fucking knows.
I am done.
They don't know man.
Yeah, they know about the Winston main.
He's cheating.
No, hey, he's cheating.
God is my witness, he's cheating.
Well, he's cheating.
No, hey.
So sometimes you can just tell him
that he's cheating without even double checking.
She wants to take the front of the net.
Respect.
She wants to take the front of the net.
Respect.
Respect.
Respect.
Respect.
I've only called three of them,
they're like cheaters, and that was what every time.
So I mean, yeah, what is that, is that a piggy?
Ewww!
Fucking eww, buddy!
Buddy, there's a poison cloud, do you see?
Okay, look at the air here.
Think I'll clear it, is it?
It's AI? Stop it then! Please stop. It's not AI, it's not AI, we just watch this.
me gets between those walrus lips and time stronger so we all know the comma your mama is over
it reminds me of her sigh stronger so we all know the comma your mama is over
there's words there's words though
to the commie mama it gets worse
He said that this, the Kami Mama.
There's another one.
There's another one.
This player tried a game name, huh?
Let's play this again.
Dragonball mythic and fortnite 10 times stronger, so we all know the Kami and Mama is over.
That was classic.
You made my day, is it good?
Wait, am I on fucking mobile?
Am I on mobile?
Guys, what is this? This is awful.
It's not correct.
Son of a...
Your tag is for your car.
And any drug?
Probably in the house.
Probably? In your car?
Yeah, in your driver's license.
Hey, if you're watching this, you should check this one.
I'm sorry?
I'd like to see my bag.
Can I grab it?
No, slowly, man.
No, slowly, but...
Um,
I see ya.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, Zia, can you hear us, buddy?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear us?
Hey, listen to me. Can you hear me?
No.
Yeah, I'm not going to say it's quiet.
This guy's just, you know, he's just a plus.
Can we have somebody to hold his hand?
Yes, yes, let's do the face.
Officer's body cams abruptly cut, as 32 year old deputy, Isaiah Cordero, would later be pronounced dead.
Chad, this is why I act like a bitchess about, um, uh, tinted windows.
It's why I'm mad that they don't always enforce
a tinted window.
It's cool, it's privacy.
Like, they shave 20 million times more likely
with tinted windows.
It's a man-hate phrase killer.
Investigators cross-referenced Officer Cordero's
body cam footage with flock cameras in the area
and positively identified the murderer
as 44-year-old William McKay,
who had ties to an outlaw biker gang
based out of Southern California,
as well as a violent criminal history.
We're doing what's rolled down. You're being hindsight.
Now's the time. We have to get him.
Chris, are the spikes coming from the shoulder or center of the body?
Shoulder. We can't get to the center if it's a hard point.
Alright. These are the 55 still go traffic, number one and two.
Hey, two lanes.
All you see about here is going to be a traffic of four to two.
America coming up behind the guys.
Traffic across the upper mouth.
Until we stop, number three lanes,
these are the cars that we're going to be on.
Keeping an eye out for sprites.
We'll see you in the morning, guys.
At least that golden last.
We want to know the number of the ocean that's gone.
You're just going to be lost in here.
We need JP on this case, contact 415786, holy shit, that's actually all you need to
and saying it but it is not as one pd.
So you know they say like there's no pd that's one that's one in one.
That's like two or three.
This is why Air 1 should have a mounted on machine gun.
What a fucking belt what a fucking belt on it
Yes.
coming up on heavy traffic.
Just coming up.
That was first from the number two and number three.
The next one to be kicked off.
That air two as well?
Possibly.
Check that air two.
Reveal.
Take care of that.
Front of here.
Nothing news.
Nothing news.
This is Air 1.
You can see Air 2 under.
Yeah, what about a slug?
That square cannon, and it fucking sends out a block, like a month out block, like a big
ass cube of like fucking plastic.
BOOM!
I'm going to get the Sparman.
Okay, I'm going to get the shoulder, continue at 60, about 35 miles per hour, heavy traffic.
Bearcat 3, are you close?
It's just past Valley Way, heavy traffic over here.
Copy.
He's on the shoulder, got it?
I'm okay, what's up? Just think of an idea that can help the world.
He's got friendlies here or...
Yeah, there's not a lot of good opportunities right here, I mean...
Can't really block him either, because he's still armed, you know what I mean?
Like, if that's boxing or blocking or getting in front of him, I mean, he'll just put himself in line of fire.
No, if he fobails to a house,
based on the totality of the situation,
he's gonna have to go to a house,
If he fobails to a house, based on the totality of circumstances,
there's a shushroom before it.
We're going to stop him from doing that.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, now, basically, a couple lines.
How about we push them in the center paper?
And the traffic will prevent a little bit.
For the trailer, you can start braking traffic.
In this case, it'll pick up in suit.
Step back for a pit.
I mean, still risky, still.
Are you ready to go into help?
The high-right exit here.
but if the bigger doing a sliver just lost it
they drive aside rear tire
I'll bear a cat pit
make sure our speed is correct before we try that pit
we may be going too fast now
front tire
front tire, can I ask another tire?
oh yeah, see ya
front tire, he just lost
oh no, pretty well
I don't care.
Holy, holy 10 pounds fucking metal cannon.
I mean, there's no better way to get more, eh?
Fucking Cindy.
He's got a bird left, and here, posture, tires, gear,
and some fun, five-shot tires about to go.
Oh, 50 miles per hour.
What in the fuck?
He's sending flying GSB style, buddy?
I'm going to be right now.
Light traffic.
Steve, is that danger to all these poor people up here,
right?
Is that him?
Everyone, look at the airplane traffic all the way up to the 60.
Uh, no.
Maybe turn the car on.
I never won light traffic.
I know what's going to happen.
I'm actually going to get confused a little bit.
I don't know the other side of the first line.
Remember on NSU guys trying to stay on the right side of the barricade.
I gave myself a cigarette.
We'll stay on the left side.
About 15 miles per hour.
But they have a fucking tank.
Like full send here.
And just fucking pit the back and it just clips.
I mean...
Why, you're a prober!
You believe in me, G.O.D? Yo, flip that motherfucker!
You know, they attacked the high-speed ones, what can it do?
They get
It's been irrelevant either way
Legal force absolutely
If this is a God of safety for everybody else watch it anybody about it about his nobody cares
Yeah, that's awful. Okay, I can't
You you want to you want to have a safety of pets is oh no
Okay, I'm on the highway. Why are you so good at thoughts?
We do it doing on a truck on a fucking exit bright. It's turning on a bridge
I mean dude, this is like that was possibly the worst decision of the entire video
10 minutes of pursuit to this that was the worst 10 days of fitting
That is that is it more like the flip than that
I mean
Now there's intimate traffic there's civilians on the road, right?
It was
We don't want a PC.
I got you.
We're going to have a little warning.
Don't keep passing under.
Cancel approach 118.
The winds are disintegrating.
Should tell me if we're to show you.
Again, a molten steel front wheel.
Closet again.
I know.
The red hot tub.
The red hot tub is off of 6.
And I just, it is landed that way.
If it's 50 down the ramps, we can block all that traffic.
I already agreed with.
Our pull line is on a 50 mile, 40 mile square hour count.
Shat, your brakes are good?
It's around 10.
It's all about the pushing behind you.
How good are the handbrakes?
I want a primary pursuit package back to the second unit wave of ES units.
I've got about seven or eight with me and that's plenty right now.
And then you guys just support us by running interference behind us.
All the ES units, all throughout the unit pursuit. All the ES units, all throughout the unit pursuit.
You guys have a wise draw file, black and white draw file.
We have a secondary ES pursuit package behind the initial.
All patrol units currently engaged in the pursuit 10-22.
All patrol units black and white 10-22.
All right.
Got three really close.
Constantly at a bridge on the right.
Because they don't have actual good leading units, probably, right?
The, um...
But...
I'll put the center to the right, and then smoke up out of the cell right here.
I
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What it money
We are at higher speeds was
Jesus trash
I think it was fine, it was too slow.
What?
What?
I don't even know who died about it, but are you sure you have one before?
Smart? That was smart.
I mean, you guys got the best scenario though, they got the tank in front, they got the fucking,
they got the, uh, the heal, uh, they got the back, I mean, very little chance of, I mean,
This is a split-chain fight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now for Classic, he survives nothing and then three civilians dead.
Classic.
You're in charge of this team.
If you go that way, you're in charge of it.
Got it.
I didn't hear what you're talking about.
You're in charge of this team. If you go that way, you're in charge. Got it.
I need you, what you're talking about?
All the deputies on that side of you are put forward.
Okay, I want to take a look from the Bearcat in there so we can go through and assess that.
Actually, people in the Bearcat know what the fuck is up when you use the speaker.
They have a fucking...
Are you a shooter?
No. Okay.
They're like a VIP hero, bitch.
You again?
Yes.
Hey, Brett, you again?
Alright, get over here. Take over. Alright, you too? Go to that tower.
William McKay was found deceased.
to the autopsy report he had a total of 12 gunshot wounds including six shots to his head
another which penetrated his lungs and a fatal shot to the neck which severed his spinal cord
oh oh that's the fatal shot oh that's that's the one that did it thank you
his vehicle yielded a plastic bag containing a white powdery substance the firearm he used to
murder deputy cordero numerous credit cards he fraudulently used at various locations and his
his membership card to a violent white supremacist outlaw biker gang, mckay's lengthy criminal
record began in 1999 when he pleaded guilty to assault with a firearm and spent three
years in prison in 2005 he was an accomplice to a burglary where he choked a man and smothered
a woman before stealing thirty seven hundred dollars he pleaded guilty to first degree
robbery and two counts of assault and sentenced to thirteen years in prison in twenty twenty
one mckay and an accomplice held a woman who had been house sitting for mckay against
Mr. Will.
Mckay alleged that she took part in burglarizing his home, but rather than alert police, he
assaulted her and bound her and her mother with duct tape and threatened to kill them.
The victim managed to escape and alert San Bernardino's sheriff's deputies, who pulled
him over two days later in a stolen truck.
He and his accomplice fled into the desert where they were surrounded, and his accomplice
stabbed a police canine.
Mckay represented himself in court after his arrest and requested a bench trial, where
a trial judge heard evidence and found him guilty of false imprisonment, evading a peace
officer, making criminal threats likely to produce death and receiving stolen property.
According to court transcripts, the judge found him not guilty of kidnapping because
the victim was not forcibly moved from where she was held.
McKay's bail was reduced from $950,000 to $500,000 to remain in compliance with San Bernardino's
bail schedule for a three-strikes case, needing to only pay 10% of the bail and allowed to
use property like a house or pickup truck.
McKay made bail by promising property
valued at $50,000.
He was arrested on a new drug charge.
Well, you were kind of phony.
Wait, wait, Jack.
I thought that 10% was kind of, oh,
you always say, you don't know how bonds work,
but it's not just 10% or whatever.
No, this is worse.
This is 10% with fucking, this is the middle of collateral.
That's like fucking nothing.
Wait, 10% of collateral is, that's like nothing.
And that's like, that's like,
that's like, what?
This time for $50,000.
When McKay failed to appear to his sentencing hearing, a warrant was issued and his bail was forfeited.
His warrant was still active when Deputy Cordero pulled him over for not having a real license plate.
Investi-
Okay.
Whoa!
Gators interviewed an associate of McKay who told them that he did not want to go back to prison.
One week after his murder, Deputy Cordero was laid to rest and a memorial service was conducted in his honor.
Our son is God.
If people should be rapidly mad at it, they should re-route their madness at the fucking
judges and the fucking justice department that handles this shipping.
This person should have not even been outside on the third time.
That was the fifth time.
Bro, how is it fair for the civilians to share the road and share the sidewalks with people
like this?
How is it fair for them?
Buddy, you're putting somebody who is 50,000 times more likely to do something bad with
other people, and we're supposed to add that, that's not fair at all.
I hurt so much.
My dearest, I say I hurt so much.
Ladies and gentlemen, again, if you have a ranking system for judges, if you do this
shit where some guy is extremely violent, and you go, oh yeah, put him out, whatever,
then give him a rating.
You give him a rating, and if they do something bad, you lose rank.
You lose a elo, okay?
And when you go too low,
not only are you feeling disbarred
and you go to fucking jail,
you go to judge jail because you're too low rating it.
Cause you're a dick.
These people are dangerous to society,
but the judges are even the worst.
The judges can't be even the worst than just the society.
Cause they put them out deliberately.
They say, they have all the data.
They go, yeah, let's put them out.
How is that not a dangerous society?
That's even worse.
too soon. And I, we do not know how we are supposed to carry on without you.
Great, my professor, but for Judge Zellow-El.
Is that an aversive?
Like
I'm just confused, like
and receiving stolen property.
According to court transcripts,
the judge found him not guilty of kidnapping
because the victim was not forcibly moved.
Um, what the fuck?
How does that work?
And it sounds so stupid.
From where she was held,
McKay's bail was reduced from $950,000 to $500,000.
Chat, why bail?
Chat, what do they gain with these bails?
What do they get?
They get this guy's fucking truck
and fucking whatever house collateral
for fucking like 20K.
Yeah, money.
Buddy, this guy is a brokeie.
The man is a broke.
What do they gain?
It's making nothing.
Remain in compliance with San Bernardino's bail schedule
for a three-struct case.
Chat, you can say money,
but this money is worth nothing
compared to whatever productive, the officer that died is,
all the people that did easier to deal with impacts
are also taxpayers, they're also income earners.
They did easier, like.
Needing to only pay 10% of the bail
and allows his property to actually house her pickup truck.
McKay made bail by promising property value to $50,000.
He was arrested on a new drug charge
prior to his sentencing where he made bail again.
This time for 50.
I, I,
Yo, yo, oh my god, bro, I'm not, I'm not, yo.
Jack, that, you can do that?
You, you make bail, you fuck it up, and then, you, then you do it again?
Six years or 72 months, Pac-Man, thank you for all the laughs and smiles, thank you for
If you flip that mother fucker ring, if you fuck with me, T.O.D., you'll flip that mother fucker right now.
Lord, if you love me right now, you'll flip that mother fucker ring, if you fuck with me, T.O.D., you'll flip that mother fucker right now.
I nice pulled out the pepper, something nice though.
Chat, that's what looks nice.
It's good I wouldn't.
What is this?
Streamer, stop playing this horrible casino game.
Oh my god!
In Plinko, you bet money on a ball, which is then dropped into a Pascal's triangle.
After bouncing around, it lands on one of these multipliers, the farther through the center,
the bigger is your payout.
It may look fair until you realize how the odds are stacked against you, and every peg,
the ball has a 50-50 chance to go left or right.
Oh my god, bro.
Unless you get a jumper ball.
Buddy, when you get a jumper, oh my, he doesn't know, he doesn't know about the jumpers.
65,000 possible paths the ball could go and nearly 80 percent of them leave straight to the point
buddy what about the jumper?
Only 32 routes hit the 130X and since there are just two ways to reach the 1000 statistically you will have to drop about
32,000 balls before just one of them hits the jackpot have to drop them. What about when the ball does it? BING?
BING
How's that be? How is that 80%?
It's a low chance of a jumper, right?
But then it's like, it's like two, two bounces.
Two years ex-QCL.
The ball goes on the outside all the time.
It's called a jumper.
About thirty-two thousand balls
before just one of them hits the jackpot.
So this must be the worst casino game ever.
Who is that? Who is that?
That's what I thought, but when I did the math, I was surprised.
You see, this is a game of extremely high risk and high reward.
It's super rare for you to hit the big numbers, but if you do, they pay crazy.
Adding up, all the Plinko multipliers actually gives you an expected value of roughly 0.99.
That's not at all!
For every $100 you bet, you will lose about a dollar on average, which is of course stupid
and you will do it for a guarantee to lose money over the long term, but compared to
other casino games like Fruel Etro Slots, it's one of the fairest casino games out there.
However, don't think that the casinos are doing charity work here.
This is completely by design, because in Plinko, you don't have to wait for a wheel to spin or cars to deal, you can just drop balls one after another, so they can afford how you lose less per bed, if that means that you will make way more beds overall.
So, are they streamers?
I've never dropped a thousand Xs, I've never seen one before. I've never seen a thousand X balls in a long time.
Tequant experts in probability theory.
I know it was me, I'm not stupid.
You just predicted the flash in Hyde Open.
Buddy, you didn't notice, I was there earlier.
That was it three times, Mombra.
Oh, he's the ****.
Oh, he's the ****.
Oh, he's the ****.
Oh, he's the ****.
This is so stupid.
Just watch this.
Is this just a stupid game?
Not bad, but...
I don't need to be rude yet.
This offers no skin.
Now that you're in Canada, are you still going to play games with the French and Greek?
This night bloodline is terrible.
I mean, if you want some life on me, I'll hook him up. I got you, bro.
I mean, I'll hook you up, man. I got you.
A baby kangaroo is born smaller than a gummy bear.
At that stage, the time you Joey is completely blind, hairless, and barely developed.
Yet within minutes of the journey, it has to climb completely on its own into its mother's
pouch.
The journey is incredibly dangerous for something so tiny.
Using only its front legs, the newborn slowly crawls through its mother's fur until it finally
reaches the pouch opening.
Once inside, the baby is still rushed inside whenever they feel the danger.
You get out at this point, it smells like garbage.
Did you smell it?
No.
Okay, thanks for the pleasure.
Or threatened but over time the tiny helpless Joey guys feel like steam like yeah, it smells like fucking melted metal
It's so bad in its thick muscular tail helps it balance while hopping a
Baby kangaroo is born smaller than a computer
Guardian
That's a chap it's a
That's in front of the Zenzibar, but um, that's a good- oh my god, it's a good one.
That's a- a Patapha, thank you.
Classic pit.
chat if you know you know if you if you know you know 2v2 oddball camping the
fucking a shield thing because your boy has a shotgun inside the room classic
if you know to be treated up there's these weird shield fucking a shield doors
right and you have the fucking ball and your boys are shot inside to be to
Fucking bullshit, it's bullshit
That matters crazy chat on this map
If you had the the the shield or the shield busted it busted it
Was that midship remake it I like that classic a flip
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And BTD
There's the forge
Mid ship that's also
This is a good map
Shabby's brings out memories, lookie.
Yeah.
37 Mum.
Yeah, yeah, it's Zanzibar.
What is it in English?
Love from Australia.
Excuse me.
It's, um...
Wait, it's the same.
Is it Zanzibar?
Oh, wow.
Um...
Englewood, New Jersey.
Englewood, New Jersey.
What the fuck is that? It's like here. Oh my god
99 oh Seattle
55 months maybe a
I'm not one of the tongue-licks Q-Cow.
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch this.
California, California.
Utah, Nevada, Oregon,
Seattle.
So I mean that was close though.
What the fuck?
That's really hard.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
hard you just to find it the switcherland friends check it's in the
mountain somewhere I can't do it check this is Spain Portugal then you have
First, Switzerland will be like right here. Like here. Like here, here, here, here. I say here.
I mean it's not that bad but it's not really good. It could have been anywhere.
Uh, Chennai, India?
Chad, that is at the bottom, I believe.
Chad, is that at the bottom?
Bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom left.
Pushes bottom left.
Bottom right is not that, that, that's, uh, uh, Mumbai.
Like here.
I swear it's been my 61-month sub-
No, I was wrong.
It's, uh, I had it right there.
My, my, my, my intuition was correct.
Jack, I had it correctly in a fucking trolled.
What, Jack? San Antonio?
Um...
What?
Jack, Texas? It was an island, it was an island.
Yeah, it's an island. I don't know what's that.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Um...
Hi. Hello. Hello.
That's impossible. That chapter is one of the hardest I've ever seen.
But now I know that chapter of the future. Now we know.
It's not a bad score.
Chat, what was the island? It says, um,
in the 80s,
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This is a good guess. Only a little bit in here. This is not bad. This is not...
Chat, I am sorry, but you lost the game. Good luck next time. XKTL.
Oh
That was completely correct that was that was incorrect
Okay, they're unlucky chat. I don't get it. It's not the lucker
Chats that this game is hard and the other gamer because it's not with AI. It's not some AI like
It's just
The ancestry DNA Shader
I can do a 23 in here, how do you do that?
I just picked diamond.
But I'm going to be in a database though, it's just going to be scary.
Which picture am I describing?
In this picture I can see a reporter standing in front of a camera.
The camera is on the left of the screen and behind the reporter I can see a building.
Well, is that again?
Which picture am I describing?
In this picture I can see a reporter standing in front of a camera.
The camera is on the left of the screen, and behind the reporter I can see a building.
It's daytime outside, and the reporter appears to have a smile on her face with a microphone
in her hand.
Which picture am I describing-
What the fuck?
Oh, oh, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it,
And the reporter appears to have a smile on her face with a microphone in her hand
Which pick okay, it's a then because it's hand in our hands. I get it very cool man. You got me you got me
Very cool
Does the US flag contain more red or more white also how many Americans more red no friends
Well as it turns out those two questions are related
Kind of. Now I'm going to show you the flag in a second, but first make a guess.
Is more area on the US flag red or white? Ready? You got your guess? Okay, here's the flag.
Now notice there's an equal number of long stripes of each color, but when it comes to the shorties,
there's three white, but four red. So the question becomes, which has more area?
This one red stripe or all of these white stars? Well, the official specifications of the US flag
are easy to get. So are the formula for the areas of rectangles and pentagrams. And as it turns out,
All together the 50 stars take up just 61 percent as much area as this one red stripe
That way the US flag 39.7 percent white and 41.5 percent red
I had it there
18.7 percent is blue. So here it is the US flag as a wait wait wait if you turn that around you that's um
Chasnet
Croatia or Czech Republic up?
Chart. It made me wonder, in what way is the flag of the United States a chart that represents its people?
Well, I found a pretty good match between the flag and some data from the Survey Center on American Life, as it turns out.
The percentage of the American flag that is red is pretty much the same as the percentage of Americans who say they have more than four friends.
The amount of the flag that's white is how many Americans say they have between one and four friends.
And the amount of the flag that's blue is how many Americans say they have no friends
I found it pretty surprising that all of these stars together take up less space than this one stripe
So all right see it with my own eyes not just as a calculation on paper
Luckily, I found this one it is better to have one really good friend than four or more bad friends
But also, it can even be better to have no friends at all than even the one bad one.
Bang! Bang! That's what it is. That's what it is.
So I don't really care about the stars, the squares.
These are contextual elements.
Now by turning a star into a square, I could tile them onto the stripe.
The CO YouTube said we need to meet right now. I'm at the HQ. Let's see what it's about.
I'm here to meet Neil.
Are you currently registered?
I don't know.
Do you guys know where Neil's at?
Uh, I think it's a shirt.
Dude, why are you guys filming it?
You don't?
Oh.
What do you think Neil's surprise for me is?
Is it your birthday?
Uh, it's not my birthday.
That was like a week ago.
There he is!
What's the surprise?
Jimmy, this is your 500 million creator award.
Okay, can I open it up?
Not too fast.
You're not quite at 500 million.
So everybody's got to smash that subscribe button to get Jimmy there.
Hey, you heard the boss.
Subscribe so I can see what this looks like.
This is a headacheer.
One of the oldest traps in Minecraft.
That's yeah, no kidding though. Yeah, this is a some nerd ship. The size of this is actually interesting
That's pretty simple if you jump and hit your head you'll make it through but if you don't then you'll fall
This track works because enemies don't see the hole so they won't jump and they'll die
There are two problems with this trap problem number one
Okay, no chat as well as what more time job at the parkour video where they show about the jump as he perfected
Yeah, I mean it is that head hitters are super well-known getting viewed by
They don't want to talk about it. So most players this one
No
You guys want a magic trick with your cigarette
You do okay, I want that as well
Okay, no, I'm good. I don't want to I want to I don't want when I just want to do magic for you
Okay, so I got all the cards here. This guy's already very worried, which is fine
I get it here. Why don't you choose one out sir? Anyone that you want it's a free choice
Okay, I call it magic. That sucks. I agree. Joe. Joe. No magic guys. It's something else
Okay, so go ahead and look at it. Remember the card. All right, and then when you're ready put the five of clubs back anywhere you want
We'll try it again just hurt for good measure
You'll reach out and touch your cards, but don't knock the five of clubs where you touch one
anyone you want not the private clubs on the back okay that one there here can
you hold it face down so can you guess what card it is what card you think it
is could be anything yeah turn it over now it's five clubs again but you can
imagine it changing like so you um you can you hold your hand like flat if you
would get a hold of this stuff flat like this and then we sort of wave over and
What was, you said a card you wanted to...
Ten of diamonds, bro.
This is a ten of diamonds, bro.
I'm losing my shit.
Don't do it, don't do it.
Yeah.
Here, this is even crazier.
Look, so the ten of diamonds, it's very weird because you can actually take the ten of diamonds,
and it'll change back to the five, right?
No, no, but look at this.
Oh, no, no, no, I know, I know, I know.
I'll come around and this side, I'll show you something really cool.
Look at this.
You take the five and you hold it will sort of like
Hold it face down in your hand. So now the five of diamonds. Yeah, you check will change with it any any card that you want
You're gonna see it happen. This is not the five of them. It's five of clubs. Okay, five of clubs. Go for it
Yeah, just say it out loud
Two of diamonds, it's gonna change into the two of diamonds. You ready you watching sir? I know you're not gonna keep looking underneath
That's not fair. Okay ready. It's gonna change on the count of three ready one two three turn it over
Turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, no, no, it's still on the fire, now it's in good, now it will fold it up into four pieces, and then look, you hold out your hand flat like this, hold out your hand, and squeeze it tight, squeeze it tight, squeeze it tight, squeeze it tight, yeah, tight as you can, and so you hold the deck for a second, and then, so I'm going to turn it over, and it's going to change exactly into whatever card, what was the card that you wanted to change into?
2 diamonds.
The moment it turns over, it changes.
Look in this hand here. Open this hand.
Let me guess, it's still a 5 out of class.
No, I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Yeah, sober? This is crazy.
Pretty crazy, right?
No, this is nuts.
Are you guys are good? That's fun?
Yeah, man.
Wait, you think he's watching?
Classic.
Is that it? No, it's not. It's not this.
It's a good, that shows like the jump and not hit your head and how precise it is.
It's actually interesting, but it's fine. It's like very nerdy shit.
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The five-block jump is not the hardest jump in Minecraft.
It's not even close.
This YouTuber said that the blip jump was the hardest in the game, but that also couldn't
be further from the truth.
Excuse me.
So then what is the hardest jump in Minecraft?
It's the red jump in the arena.
The five-block jump is possible by about 0.02 blocks, which is quite challenging.
But the actual world-wide jumps in the game have much less rigged and gain momentum,
making the jumps nearly impossible.
For example, the head-to-head jump is only possible by 0.011.
The from ladder momentum across the block latched on landing block jumped.
That should be fucking possible.
But needed to shift momentum midair.
The inverse Knicksnil is only possible by about 0.0053 blocks
due to the limited room given on the trapdoor.
That one's sitting right there on it.
The player has to move their mouse exactly 45 degrees twice within 1.20 for the second.
Four times in a row.
Perfectly to gain enough momentum to jump off the ladder across the five block gap and barely land on the ender chest
It's only possible by point zero zero zero seven blocks
And is the hardest jump in Minecraft the five block jump
I think it's good to have that a simple game on Minecraft that has like a bunch of shit like this
Like there's so many different ways that it could be hard and it's all you know, I mean
Abby's cute. No, but she's kind of pissing me off now
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Did the double six are you fucking kidding me?
Triple six she won. No, what a surprise only she can get a six for the fourth time in a row
Abby's cute, no, but she's kind of pissing me off now. What? Okay, yeah, that's what that's
Okay, that's that's awful that's awful my classic stomach ass fucking
That's just annoying I immediately stopped skateboarding afterwards
Ah I immediately stopped skateboarding afterwards
Um, Gigi, who's a better Nick all time?
Darren Watkins, Jr.
Aubrey Graham Watkins.
What do you like about Watkins?
Uh, he just showed up all the time.
And I think he, no, no, no, no, not on, on, on, on Aubrey,
but I think he might have worked a little harder.
Who's a better Nick all time?
Jocs Webster or Samir Woods?
I gotta go with Woods.
Okay. What do you like about Woods?
His heart. He got heart.
Okay. Wait, hold on.
You can't get under the skin. Are you a diehard Nick's fan? Of course. Who's a better Nick all time? Darren walking junior or Judas Gordus?
I love all of this. I love what we're doing. What are you talking about Walkins?
I'm talking about Walkins. I'm talking about Walkins. He's a great player. He's a great player. He's a great guy. He defends his transition. Who's a better Nick all the time?
Asshole of the Year Award goes to my son.
covered my entire fucking truck in peanut butter what kind of an asshole
does something to a fucking Ford Raptor like this that is the dumbest shit I've
ever seen look at this Loper truck though I've ever that I look at the size of
the bed at the back end that is not a fucking truck like shit I've ever seen
you can put fucking two funny toolbox in a shit but he did put a fucking in
You have two laptops in there, that's about it.
It's not a real truck.
It's some bullshit mud for a truck.
Will you be?
from Brian again they just want him out there playing as opposed to reacting
Chas is that a shorting file?
Is that a rookie mistake? Yes. Go ahead and play.
This is when I was talking about a moment ago.
Oh I got... Yeah it is!
Josh, listen to me. Wait!
I know ball!
I know ball!
You're not doing it tonight!
Fuck!
Ryan finds the line!
Fuck's down, bring!
Yeah, yeah, I see the jet. Yeah, it was a Elon Musk. Yeah, right. I can't get my help with it
Yeah
I saw somebody in church.
With telepathy, with people and with robots, no thank you.
I'm here at the Museum of the Future in Dubai.
This right here, this system is the first payment implant under your skin for contact with animals.
There's a reason that Neo and John Connor tried to take out the robots of the future.
It's like a mentalist way. Oh, yo, think about the color red. Anything about it? And it activates your payment and it steals your fucking money.
This is the neural shit. It's gonna allow us to communicate.
I mean, that could happen, though.
Hold on.
all of me yeah yep yep yep oh my god actually I didn't I didn't know the
chapter they just didn't it's boring yes I really had it off the river oh do
I threw the words down um something like that right I think it's really cold
You without you
No
da da da da da da da
Cripple Knight
Cripple-
and that's what I'm just saying
YEP
C-
EVEN Before
EVEN
I—
I—
I even said it
I even said it
I even said it
the characters are cheating
BEFORE I EVEN GLASSED it
oh no I can't
gimme the VOD watch till I look at the chat
gimme the vod
well look at the chat
gimme the fuckin VOD bitch
gimme the vod and she-
is
it
Yo, yo, message to Neek Mill.
Dreams and nightmares is a CS box.
It's a CS box.
You can't just fucking take the name, make it your song
or whatever.
It's a box in CS.
We don't give a fuck about a song.
It's a CS case.
Motherfucker.
What?
What was that before?
What the hell?
Actually...
I'm a artist, no crawling, we're straight to walking with four hands in my garage and
a four-hand managin' and suckin' the swallow and everything for a dollar.
They tell me to get in my gotta, I did it without an album.
What you talking about games to move excited and I don't talk a lot. I don't say a word
Okay
Okay
Apologies me Melvin. Yeah, she's hard
Okay, this is me before this and I man is a bonus to that and although it's hard
It's nice
It's a clean version though, which is a big problem, it is a big problem.
66 to 92.
Oh wow! What the fuck?
Chat! I thought you were gonna loud or did you do all that?
You can't do that?
Chat! You're not allowed to do that!
Chet, you can snap the ball first?
Really?
I didn't know you could do all that.
Chet, I'm not going to do that.
The way it works in a game.
Chat, I thought you had to hit the ball.
Hold on.
Chat, he hit the handle. Chat, he hit the handle.
Chat, he hit the handle. Is there no difference?
No, he hit the handle, man.
No, no, this is a fool. This is a fool sign. This is a fool.
That's a fool. That's a fool.
It's boring lying there. Some days they go high-five, and then they don't. So they leave
it blurry so that they can rig the bets. I mean, everybody knows this. They leave it
blurry, they go whatever. So whenever they have a bet on a certain thing, then they can
go with that. Otherwise make it clear, black and white. It's not hard. I mean, I know there's
I mean, listen, I don't watch them and they're sportsmen.
Every time I watch a sport, it's fucking rigged.
It's so rigged, it's very fun.
The fans deserve better.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my fuck.
No way.
This is a tardigrade.
They're microscopic animals that can
survive the vacuum of space.
Really?
But you don't need to be an astronaut to find them.
Tardigrades love to eat moss, so you can often find them in it.
So why don't they get a cannon, and they fucking
send it all the way out of the other planets?
And see, maybe they evolved into something that's smart enough.
They fucking got it into the other planet, right?
and it begins live over there.
Maybe they come back and help us out later on.
The sidewalk cracks like these,
right outside my front door in San Francisco.
You don't need fancy equipment to see a tardigrade.
Any compound microscope will do.
I soaked the moss overnight
and squeezed the water out onto a microscope slide.
While they may seem tiny at well under a millimeter in size,
they're considered massive beasts in the microscopic world.
If you try looking for one.
chat. Hold on. I just had the idea chat of the fucking of life. What if aliens is not
about people coming to us? It's about sending life to bunch of plants. We think it can have
life. Life begins and then they come back and save us later. What if we have to make the
aliens and then they can the other shit and other shit and everybody can the other shit
And then they come back later on!
Keep an eye out for the claws on the end of their eight legs.
A sure sign that you've spotted a tardigrade.
This is a tardigrade. They're microscopic animals that can survive the v-
Wait, wait, hold on.
Chad, that is really the best idea I've ever had, I think.
What's later? It doesn't matter when it's later.
Because what if they become so smart they can reverse time?
You tell him what?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What else?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Alright.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What if you can reverse time?
Whoa, whoa.
What?
What?
That's man, that's man.
Chad, this guy don't chat.
I will say regardless of this is the meme.
Chad, some of the calls that he makes are suspicious.
Some of the calls, Chad, they look absolutely rigged.
Because I walk on the plane.
I was met with this person that was just...
you
you
you
you
you
right to the jungle please
uh... chat
let's do some fuciel
I'm not just, oh my god bro, I can't
chat, what should we do?
the Habs are losing 4-0 right now in the second period
yeah, yeah, yeah
It's all you know, so then you need to say that somebody's a better team and it is what it is
Yeah, there are things are the kind of the kind of strong
You will only hear the word you read
Play middles you will only hear the word you read
corn dog
You will only
What?
What?
hear the word you read
Play Middles. You will only hear the word you read.
Corn Dog. You will only hear the word you read.
I don't get it.
Play Middles. You will only hear the word you read.
Corn Dog.
It doesn't work at all. Is it just stupid? Am I stupid?
Am I dumb?
Okay.
Um, vegetables don't have phones.
Onion rings.
Holy shit, 50 months, how many times is this guy going to spend on the intro execution?
As long as it takes, I mean, I'm just showing.
Great start.
What is this?
Do you know normal warehouse?
Oh, these timers.
Whoa.
Move out of the way!
I'm gonna catch up somewhere else here, there we go.
Um, I'm trying to slap you, but I'm only gonna be friends, ah, and shit.
Why, that was not cool, what?
Oh my fucking ears ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
Okay GG GG GG GG I'm done. Last link.
Che you the nigga robot and invited to be gone?
Really? A miracle show, eh? It could be fun.
What's it called?
It's called...
Trail.
Wait.
Wait, did we play that way back when, right?
Because the one where you download the blueprints?
Wait, Jay, you can't even put a liner.
What are you doing?
Other one is...
Uh, alright. Um, what else, Chad?
Chad, what about Roblox on the KQ Climbed? Thoughts about that? Thoughts about that?
Well, actually...
That's a good...
I don't want to play games, I mean I could just stop it as well, I don't want to much.
You haven't beaten Terraria without getting carried. It's time Jack. I think he's on the first try. No, Jack first tries
Oh the line oh my god, I like it
Oh my god, the lag it
Why did this break my PC?
Why did a Robloxing just fuck my PC?
It's still lagging.
It's still fucking lagging, isn't it?
I don't like my skin, Jack. Jack, this skin bugs. Look, like, like, look how stupid I
look, though. No, it's going to look non-synomatic, Jack, because this is a very real climbing
game. Look how every looks. Look how stupid I look now.
put on some gear I mean I don't have any gear
I don't have any gear man
oh first bit of the first thing that looks cool no
But one was enough for cinema, I mean look, it's not, it's not still there.
Yeah, how do you change cinema?
avatar. Jack, can I save this layout so I can hotswap later on? How? How? Edit avatars.
Avatars creation, creative character, kitty, okay, that's good, okay, avatars, clothing,
What if I do chatter, like a full body?
This is not going to work.
Do I have to reconnect?
What do you mean reset how?
Glad we could X.
What do you mean we said how?
What?
What the fuck?
I can't fucking move!
Okay.
Can I see how much it lags? Like you see that?
Like it's laggy.
Oh, my lag. Okay. I need a skinner.
Avatar customized maybe like a normal guy.
Okay, hold on.
If I do that.
Okay, is that good?
Oh, yeah, the catalog.
Okay.
Challenges a cool outfit and a little plan.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
was good it looks just like you what the fuck
check what the fuck is this
okay okay hold on I'll I'll minus one
That was nice.
Um.
Okay, next.
Okay, next.
How do I go to the menus?
Shift.
What the fuck are these?
Okay, okay, what the fuck is happening?
Okay, chat.
Just use that body and add some ugly a rock hopper hair to it and it's perfect.
What do you need to do Hal?
Gear?
I'm not using this, it looks silly.
Um.
I mean, what are these?
I think it has to be a Robots 1.0 skin for that game, no?
1.0
So this is not gonna work, it's not 1.0
Okay, then maybe it'll come groups sure
How do you buy this?
Where
Yeah, I like this one
Well over the head there with the head yeah, yeah, yeah with the head
That was in the stores, no catalog
That's the store
Chinese is gonna look silly.
It's too big.
Wake up.
Chinese looks fucking stupid!
We won't get you out of the gear, it's gonna make us stuff out.
smaller avatar avatar on my life boy this skin look like dookie you little slenderman
look in a spoil the rake look in a spoil scp096 a spoil just after 73 months
pop they say chat is a reflection of the streamer so does the same applied for
Roblox skins much love excuse you chat. How do you fix that go back in fear of the big body?
In here
In here
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Boots, suits, backpack, harness, goggles, where the goggles all cost points?
Equip.
Oh!
oh oh that's actually kind of cool though so this is what made it I like this
Dude, it's actually lagging.
But the eyes, the eyes can cook it, so how do, so how do you fix that then?
You don't have to get a tent?
Climbing gear.
Nope, can't buy anything.
I'll say that, two heads.
Nope, can't buy anything.
I'll say that, two heads.
I have two, no I don't.
I drew two heads actually.
Fixed.
uh...
and uh... how to read that
chat one life only hard core to generate a real life climate
jenny
i'll treat this as as my real life
Yeah, I don't treat this as if it was me in real life, as you're talking to...
Can't move.
I can't move.
Are we gonna get him?
Oh, the controller.
Aha!
Go.
Oh what about the gear though? I have to read gear again?
There's harness.
Goggles none.
There's none.
Is there anything else that I need to have before I release this?
There's no goggles, you can't have goggles.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, I'm doing now come on
Why don't we just wait half the beaten path and be going to rocks?
Can we climb this?
Lights are gone!
Could there be holes in the ground that I can't see?
Wait...
Am I lost? Is this a quick packet?
Help!
That type X QCL would...
AHHHHH! What did I fall off?
Last person to type blink gets a date with Gothmommy.
It's this way bro.
Why?
What makes it the right way? And mind you I was the wrong way.
There's no wrong way in timing it.
There's just difficult paths and easier paths.
True or false? True.
What if I'm gonna die?
I'm still right bro, I'm still in the corner.
What up?
You got time bro, you got time.
This is actually hard to climb like that, it's tough for them.
Just follow the path.
I hate the f-
What path where the suckers go path on the ground, man?
What path?
Look ahead of us, man.
AHHHHHHH!
I really, really did.
I don't get it!
One G, one G, you're down.
Why is there holes like that?
You're off track, that's right.
Cap
Now
What at the rope without what at the rope I was not the rope
With the rope the fear will find you the fear will find you
It feels strong, man.
Yeah, if you think about it, the sun reflects on the snow and it burns your eyes.
Wow.
Really?
Yeah, not for real.
Is that why you wear glasses? Like snow glasses?
No, but maybe it is, maybe genetically, because of the evolution, different places on Earth,
different reflection and hurt on the eyes, and maybe different eye features.
Yeah, yeah, and the reflection also helps with future wishes as well.
Yeah, well.
Hmm
Has there ever any humans that went to the left there and climbed on the on the wrong path
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I can do that
Why is it it goes
I don't I don't fall I don't fall and what I do I get back up
Oh
You got me today, it's because you're using words you shouldn't be using
She
Yo yo, your jacket is kinda rich, can I have it?
Also, if I take my ice pick and I kill you, and I take your, uh, uh, uh, your lutz, I mean, who's gonna know?
Who's gonna know?
Except for these guys, but I mean...
Okay, I'm here to run out.
Cap 1 looks like something easy, very easy to do.
It looks like it's just a walk, Loki.
Now you can probably reset at camp 1, no?
Oh my god, are you okay?
Why do you fall?
It's one life?
This is my life.
I'm putting my life on the line for this.
If I perish, I perish in real life.
I have life-lainting new as new technology
Hmm
Oh, what is that I don't need that I don't need that I'm not a sucker
Oh, what was that noise?
That's it.
Don't use the rope.
And it's not a firearm?
What about avalanches?
It takes eight hours to climb BTW here.
That's it.
Guys, right now there's six of us.
But by camp two there's probably only going to be maybe two of us.
And I think only one of us is going to make it to the top.
And it's going to be me.
I'm not sure what the left buster.
Six seven is one of the worst.
Oh oh!
You guys, the sun's going down!
Guys!
The sun's going down!
you
you
you
you
you
you
How do you turn the lights on?
I got it!
It's loud!
I still am how it works, man!
HOW DOES IT WORK?!
I can click on it!
I'm scared.
Why am I silenced?
Guys?
I need to go with those mannequins to see a thing!
I will show you my voice.
I will show you my voice.
Help! Help! Help!
Help!
you
you
you
you
you
You
As the people that are joining us
Are we close?
Why not?
Oh
Yo, attacking is very annoying by the way. Very annoying. I don't like it.
Like, it is so annoying.
Oh, and you play the next segment, it detects and reattaches it by itself.
Oh my god, I didn't know.
The heck is going on here?
guys, I'm not gonna fall, so I mean, I need to use the Casual Key
Okay, yeah, yeah, do we fall though like
Well, I just detach here. I'm not gonna tumble on the rock, right?
Right?
We're at the rope. I got without the rope!
I go without a rope.
Guys, should I turn my flashlight off? Is there any batteries?
What is that?
Is there somebody's tent?
Wait, is this camp one?
Wait, I didn't bring a tent, guys.
I didn't bring a tent!
What do we got to share? No, I don't know.
What?
How do you do not have the request for roping?
You can vote together.
Yeah.
Guys, where's the...
Oh, it goes back.
Wait, how'd you go back?
Alright, dude.
What the...
Okay, so do we put a temp down or not?
Oh my god
Oh
Come on
Wait, are you guys don't rope up
How are you guys doing this guys, what's happening?
Oh man, I'm falling!
I don't know how to see it doesn't work out see it doesn't work out
Why is it so scuffed man?
Let's go, come on.
Come on.
Good job nice very nice very nice
What was my guy guy out? Oh my god
What did the rope save me
You think I'll assemble over that all the way out of it
I really hate those clicks request things, it's very annoying.
Whatever you're going to fall hold on with the hooks.
Everytime I go to a rope, somebody's in front of me and they scuffs me.
What, what do you mean by that?
Yo, detach this shit, man!
What do you mean, what?
What do you mean?
What actually?
We need to look at the shelter.
Who is?
Who does he know?
Yeah, careful.
Oh my God.
Guys, you guys need to move!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god, oh my god, 69 months.
I'm not sure what the chances that we fall here on this hill.
Probably very low.
But not zero.
Oh, ice looks like this, right?
Is that ice in there?
That's ice, right?
Try it.
Is there anyone on that?
Fondue and Riggs
Well, thanks Shadow, it's been a really nice comment that you had
Okay, this is getting really steeper.
It is.
I'm not a fan of it.
I'm going to panic with this mechanic here see I fell for the original like
You guys need to move man! You need to move!
Oh my!
Can I get a welcome to the Amun rings?
What is this?
What?
Okay, I actually hate that you guys are all here, I'm not gonna lie, okay, okay, okay.
Some of you guys are really, really annoying.
You need to move!
Games.
Move!
Can we get a paceman today? Well okay, see you at the K2 summit, one gram.
Why am I getting like pushed up?
Wait, you roped me, I need to take that alpha.
Okay, am I roping somebody?
Fuck is this so stuffed.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh!
He's dead.
Yo!
Shit.
Okay.
I don't need to get out of the way, so...
Alright.
You okay?
Is he okay?
Oh my god brother man.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Some of y'all need to fu-
You need to move!
Yeah, I'm actually done, I'm actually done, I'm actually done.
You guys go up, I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna wait.
I can't use anymore. I'm so annoyed.
Like, this is unplayable.
I don't...
three more months till the funny number happy sixty six months come.
Oh third one is going to roll like that.
mountain studio to common victorias far below ex-qc was still falling screaming
brutal what is happening as the stars rush past holy Yoda has so much aura and
what's ex-qc on the way down
come on
Good, good.
Okay, I get it.
You cannot jump if you're not like stable.
No you need to stabilize then jump.
Got it. Good.
Guys this is good.
you've seen your next you've seen
well I'm not taxed
I wasn't that is all time
I got this, boom.
There's a jump cooldown, that's why.
There's a jump cooldown.
Is it bugged?
Is it bad?
Yo, the orange robot, are they yours?
or is that the mountains are up?
so why are we stalling?
evolve let me... evolve let me...
Well let me, is it bugged?
Guys, I don't get it.
This is so scuffed.
Oh, here comes the guy with the bullshit.
Boooo!
Oh, okay, okay, oh, lovely.
Yo, can you move?
of
the
of
the
How do you clip on it?
I need to wait for a second
I need to find a way to clip on it. There you go
And that's it on this.
Like...
This is so fucking bad it there you go finally and then what I guess I
Until you guys like this mechanic, it's so bad, it's just not awful.
I-I-I, this is just annoying.
Yeah, I-I-I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I actually don't know that.
Oh my god.
60 months later, click detection on the right.
I can't relax on!
Okay, I'm the edge of the valley.
When will he notice that it's just his aim?
It has always been his aim.
Every match. This is why the juices keep losing.
Fucking move, fucking move, oh my god, server is...
He's blocking me!
He's blocking me!
if you are not gonna make it cave
you're the nice
man
I am cooking it.
Come on.
You need to mo- Yo, guys, guys, guys, I'm not getting it.
People got rose.
Boy, we're so high up when we started it.
17, 30 month, sex, QCL, love you bro.
We're always cooked if he takes this long under the Serac.
We're getting close!
Oh my, oh my f***ing god.
Oh my god, I'm gonna f***ing punch you off the ha-
I'm gonna f***ing punch you down the mountain!
I'm gonna f***ing smash you with a hammer!
That means the glue in the game is a bastard!
I mean, the glue in the game is a bastard!
not? Oh, I don't like this chat. No, you don't know you're attached and you threw the same
rope and it detaches. That's so bad that you call every game bad because you are shit at
every game. You are such an anomaly. I wonder why you haven't been locked up yet in a rat cell.
also scientists can study you.
Oh my god.
I want you to get pay Robots to get a knife
and so you can detach some of these robes.
Okay, it's any more.
Oh my god, Yoda!
No!
Yoda, no!
I've launched it!
Oh my God!
Shelter! Shelter! Shelter!
Hey, what are we doing? What are we doing?
Open!
Oh my...
Oh my God, what is this?
Hey! Hey!
I
We can't wait, we must go!
We have to lighten it!
I need goggles, man!
That's where the way, where do we put oxygen?
Is it down there?
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
I need that trash bin!
Oh my god!
I guess we'll have to wait for it.
There you go.
There you go.
What's happening with me?
I got so- I got so-
Where are we?!
I'm just going to go back to the right side of the road.
See, see if there's any water.
Check if there's any water. You're going to get in.
Oh
come on!
the
Oh my god!
There's a chopper!
How long does someone last for, man?
like what is this stupid weather?
we have no weather, there was no snow
Now it always snows all the time, and that's like in the movies.
you get it you click Z to see you get it
Yes!
You're fine.
I didn't send a single robot.
Watch out!
Watch out!
Wait, was that- was that my soul?
I think I'll see if we're able to keep going.
I only arrested the living in this game.
Guys, what is this? What?
What is this? Do they chew?
Kill the tongues?
Okay, I'm not that...
I don't know how much I can take.
Bugs!
Is the red light better?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, he fell.
We need to go!
This is like a never ending storm!
I think we need to go this side.
We have a rope.
By the report, this is clear. This is actually a rope.
I can't even read that!
I had to do it without the robot.
Oh, hello?
Oh, my God!
Where are we?
Weather is reportedly in 20 knots with high speed winds. Additionally, a fallage is imminent.
and
and
Oh my god!
Wait, is there just...
Wait, is there just fly off?
Wait, there's no ropa!
You're waiting, are we?
Should we have to go faster than our oxygen right there?
I want to see what we can do with the Mellon Popper.
I want to see!
Oh
Let me catch it. Oh, yeah, I made the catch you
oh my god what was that hi can you welcome me to the jungle yeah how you go
Can you go?
Cringe it, like, act as if it's Cringe it.
I hope you follow.
Oh my god.
So, you see that?
What the fuck is that?
and Zimmer
probably
awesome right way is that with um
with the um
little guy time through is there
I want to see you man.
No, no, Argentinians, you can be turned Argentinians.
Wait, we have to go another way?
I got it, I'm going.
There you go, first of all, guys.
Yo, so annoying!
I
BANG
I'm reporting this guy. I'm reporting him.
Can you go please?
just literally just like physical cringy
it's that fucking bitch
like physical cringy
No, I never should give up doing it all here.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle 62 months?
Motion motion motion motion motion motion motion motion motion motion motion
I
I actually I should love this song
I'm getting dizzy
you
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You
Wanda
He's a bit of an aggressive.
I need goggles!
I'm not gonna miss anything.
I'm not gonna miss anything.
I'm not gonna miss anything.
But it was so high up there.
Is there any short-distance?
Any short-distance?
No wrong.
Hey Felix, any thoughts recently?
Oh, yeah, no rope we don't care
Okay.
The summit!
One here!
Get another one bother.
Oh, look at this two summits, because it's K2, not K1.
Summit 2G.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I don't need the rope.
Dude, where's camp 3?
Oh my god, why did it move around?
Why, we passed it?
We're running out of juice.
73 mhs, I'll load it up.
Don't fall down, drop down.
I wonder whether they please, we can sit down.
We're close, but there's still a thousand minutes to go.
It's gotta be Chapa.
We catch.
We're here, where?
What is this?
What is it?
This is not camp 3!
It was an invader!
Oh! Oh!
Holy okay, okay, just tap I yo I'm going back home. I'm going home. I will not do this
Brother
Well, let's get it forever
It's nothing forever, man.
Oh my god, bruh.
We have to come back down, foots!
I'll see you later.
you
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if you guys could move I would really appreciate that
I mean it's not playable I mean it's just annoying I mean all the glaciers this is annoying
I can't click the rope! I can't do this in Subway! This is Subway!
I
The
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What have we got here?
Wait, no more tanks?
Not even a little resupply?
Just move, move, move, move.
There's gotta be like a bin somewhere that has oxygen in it.
Now I'll be able to make it.
Shit, there's no way.
Just look at the meters, there's no way we can make it.
Yo, can I toggle, can I toggle on the off one?
I can't move.
I'm going to use firecrackers, I'm going to use firecrackers, I'm going to use firecrackers
Like it's just a I'm allergic bugged it
I see it's just Spotify a random music
And the ropes on the bug out there
guys don't forget the yellow bar will be juice, just a little bit
just a little bit
i'm not gonna make it
guys i'm not gonna make it
Chat, what if I told you this was no ordinary mountain?
Now what if I told you this was no ordinary snow?
In fact, it's not snow, Chardin.
Come on! Maybe we'll make it, maybe.
How does it actually, how do you save it?
Toggle? No, no shot. Too high.
What if you instantly pass out as soon as you do the get-up-up?
You know what, chat?
I think we'll make it there.
8.4 took like 19% there.
I think I'm single!
Wait, what's up with these?
What's up with these?
Come on!
You're getting it?
What you getting?
What are they?
Jerry, 150 meters.
Not as easy as this.
Where?
It's not even real, it's honest.
No!
No!
No!
No!
Okay, I'm like 130.
Okay, let's run straight in. I don't like it.
I'm not using all. Next.
I think I almost slipped.
Oh my god!
Whoa, there's a dash!
We're barely making any, any, any vertical climb now.
I can't. Oh no!
We can't go faster!
Now imagine finally being close to the top and somebody decides to spend robots to buy
and you can everyone pass through these towns
that one happened
wow 64 month sex QCL
Come on, faster!
Am I not?
Oh no, it's 100%.
What is it doing?
Love you X. Love you chat. Jesus loves you guys less than three
So I present a little make it slot. We should be right there, right?
Come on
Move
66 months can I get a welcome to the jump I
I guess no one told you about the Yeti boss fight at the very top.
I'm dead.
I'M RIGHT HERE!
I'm sorry about that.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
The storm has finally broken at the very roof of the earth and that's true or false.
Oh, I get through it. Oh, no!
But now what? Whoa, whoa, wait.
Is that Cheetah?
Hello?
What happens now?
option is what is now
why is it is it part of the game that you have to go down?
Oh no! Oh my god!
Today is my six month subscription anniversary, Doc.
Can I earn welcome to Jungle, please?
Thank you, thank you.
Bang!
Um...
Oh
Oh, oh shit. No
No!
Wrong.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Holy shi- almost the base camp is insane!
Yeah, add almost a base game is insane, so you get a ceiling, GG, GG, one summit, GG, one
the summits. Do I get any points on this?
stamina two slide two okay buddy you look broken it what about some my
equipment I mean nobody farms this all day right
You can't buy shit with this.
You know what I have to be cool though?
If they made it so like it, there's no refill option or whatever.
And you have to do the quest from day one to make it further up and further up.
And overall the community, it would take like a month to finish the map, you know what I mean?
Like a real climb.
But instead of the bottom, you get quests to haul some stuff up
so that others can have it.
Then you have to go down again and do it again.
And then people go up and down and progress the mountain.
That would be a real game.
what oh wait wait can you find it at the top this is really not like this is like the
attention so bad it's just it's just sad it's just sad
how do you block somebody
are you dead
you're there give me that it's all man
Like it's just so it's so cringe it's just sad come on
Come on.
Come on.
All right, well.
That was good. That was actually good. I could have enjoyed that.
No, there was not.
Oh, I didn't know it was X.
Maybe we can do a debate low key.
My favorite gamer.
Let's think a lot, let's think a lot. What kind of topic are people talking about?
Hello, XQC. Number one lurker checking in.
But why do you pick that?
I think we need to talk about Native Americans
and the state of America.
Can we bring up excuses?
Because I think they're Native Americans.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can we bring up excuses?
You guys have to have a good night.
Why are some of the people joining?
How do I stop them?
How do I stop them?
What is this?
No, no, no.
Bring up excuses.
Everybody, bro, just stop.
Make it go to the end then.
You're going to keep joining.
Are they the boss?
I think too many people.
Are they the boss?
Bring them up.
Why do you care about this?
Why do you care about this?
I hope you're hosting my
Yo, excuse me. Yo, you might you might go you might go
To them, you know America belongs to America
You know, calm down.
There's not a lot.
You should have played better defense.
Yo, excuse me.
Yo, yo, real quick.
Excuse me. What do you think about cheaters, man?
Cheaters in that bag.
Cheater in video games?
No, no, cheaters with no, with no, with no self-respect.
You think this should be?
Wait, excuse me.
Cheaters shouldn't be a cheater.
Don't cheat us.
Have you ever cheated?
XQC, be honest, have you ever cheated?
Yeah.
You already know what you asked.
You think people who cheat deserve a second chance?
No.
That was from Sush.
These gotta be bots,
because like where are all these people?
They're botting us.
It's XQC, they're bot.
And they're my theory right now.
I think XQC actually went broke
and he's on his last $20.
Okay, finally, a different topic for once, okay.
What are the different topics on the conversation?
Excuse me bro, excuse me.
If America belongs to Native Americans, of which it does.
Alright, so you get us?
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Longer away, so with the Native American state that the MTC owned?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's their whole idea.
I have a thing, I have a thing, I have a thing.
You can always wind a clock back and then all the countries belong to somebody else.
But is that really a productive conversation?
No, it's not.
Bagged.
But they're left here longer.
It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Yeah, I don't see it matter.
They should have played better defense, but.
In honesty, that's great.
They've lived here longer and that's all that matters.
That's not all that matters.
Guys, the people that were there before,
do you think that they were trying
to claim other people's land as well,
without having wars over other land as well?
Probably, probably it was, right?
And I'm sure they lost and won some battles
and they kept those, and we're okay with that.
So why did we put a line in the sentence
and say, oh no, they owned this, give it back in.
It's just America belongs to Americans.
That's the way they were massacred was horrible.
You're telling me.
So did they massacred anybody themselves?
I mean, I think the biggest issue
was the ethnic cleansing and like.
Yeah, they were ethnic cleansed.
That's why it's their land if they're ethnically cleansed.
I mean, it's justifies, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what I'm saying is
is that we cannot apply today's view on things
and ethics to back then.
Otherwise you would ritual actively change everything
So would you give them the land back? No, what'd you do? No?
Well, you're unjust. What what do they give them land? What do you live?
Who's eating carrots?
That's not it's not I thought
Hi Ross
You're not even American, by the way, you're even French, you're not even American.
Yeah, so what?
I don't care.
I can still speak about America.
You American?
You can't talk about it if you're not native.
Wait, what?
What is that?
What is that?
That's such a...
Yeah, I got it.
That's a little tick, though.
That's a little tick, too.
I'm actually not native, so I can't speak about America.
Ah, tick.
Yeah, that's just the truth.
Like what?
Okay, so somebody here said that they wanted to seek on something that concludes like the other topic and
Orca the Smith whatever your name is you said you want us to talk about achieving your experience
So go ahead. Yeah, how do you mute it?
Yo, how do you mute the guy getting popcorn?
You gotta buy
Okay, nevermind.
You said cheating, what?
No, because someone wants to speak about like a cheating experience.
Well, I mean, just don't cheat.
It's not, I don't know much else about it.
Just don't cheat.
Also, why does the title say that white people have no culture?
Because they don't.
Yeah, but why though?
Explain why not?
Can't, can't hold on yet.
Elaborate more on that because that makes no sense whatsoever.
Oh, doesn't it make sense?
Wait, to be honest.
So what is culture is? What do you think culture is?
Their culture is eating in. No, no, no. What is culture in general? Like, what is the definition of culture?
I didn't mean
Yo, I disagree. I feel like white people do have culture. For example, like
What's their culture then?
Can I be out with you? But a lot of things like like if culture is what the way you do things the way you conduct yourself
How you speak
The way they use utensils, the way that you speak,
they're like the-
The first of them are in human ways, you know?
No, no, I feel like-
The way they-
Like for example, here, I'll say it, right?
For example, I say military.
That's one of the white people culture.
No, no, no, no, another thing is that-
Right.
Culture is everything.
Culture is the way that they think-
What?
And then it comes up for people,
then honestly, their culture is just traumatizing people,
doing unhuman things to people that you should not do,
including what they did to the Native Americans, including what they did to the Native American people.
I have a question. I have a question, ladies.
I have a question, everybody.
Do you think that, let's say, in Africa, BLK people did none of those things?
None of the massacres, none of the massacres?
I mean, it's not in our nature to do something so...
So they can!
It's not in our nature.
It's not in our nature.
How is that even possible?
It's in the human nature.
Look.
Everybody was doing it.
Caucasians have done multiple murderous crimes,
and they have not been punished for it.
And do you argue about it?
They're punished for it.
They do things.
They don't get punished for it.
Sure, they'll get suspended.
I'll talk about cop murders, stuff like that.
What?
I don't think it's good to compare a cop death to whatever mass mass these are completely different topics. I mean, it's just orange than apples
You know me
Hold on host. I got a question for you
Do you think that like culture is a monolithic because you see white people's culture?
but that's like that's generalizing all white white people is having the same culture.
Do you think that like all BLK people have the same culture?
I don't. Yeah, I'm glad that's a good question.
Hold on. I have a take. I'm like, if you didn't think about it then,
early, early colonizing days, right, Europeans come in to let's say a candle, whatever, right?
The way that they trade with each other, the way that they conduct, the way that they
Did they manufacture things?
The way that they use those engineering tools,
all that is culture.
And it's still used to do all of that is culture.
Fact, I agree with all of that.
Like you said, you literally said
that the way they conduct themselves is their culture,
but the way they conduct themselves
is not an actual way to act as a people.
So someone that's their own,
like, I mean, we're all humans,
but the way that they treat other people,
I mean, that's not human, you know?
And I'm not rage-beating, I'm serious.
If you think I'm rage-beating, you can literally go.
I'm not serious.
Okay, what about a bad event that involves,
I'll give you, what about the run the genocide
in that sense?
Does that exist?
Does that happen?
What happened?
I'm asking.
Was there not a moment where there was a bad event
and involving BLT people doing bad things,
yes, there was a lot of them,
and a lot of the white people as well.
So why did you draw the line?
That's why people are doing it.
Hold on.
Cheyette, hold on.
Cheyette, in these, in these,
in sorts of, you have to use the white and BLT.
I take all this as, you're trying to frame this all on us.
You're defending it.
What about the rate?
Why do you get better with the government?
Well, not.
I can't say that word.
Look, the only reason, though, literally the only reason
why I'm talking about your people
is because they're the ones who stole a land
and did not belong to them.
So if you didn't want me to say that,
then you should have told your ancestors
to not steal things that wasn't theirs.
OK, so do you think that's the answer?
Again, hold on.
Question.
Here's the guns, dominates, like other countries.
It's just how it is.
Question, could you just explain it?
Let's say, we talk about, let's say early days,
way back at Africa, how was the land divided?
Like who owns what and why?
Right?
Do you think that everybody spawned in and said,
this square is this country?
Like, no, no, that's not how that works at all.
Okay.
Well, I mean, can't argue then.
It's not the same.
How is it not?
It absolutely is the same.
If you're gonna make claims about people stealing land,
it also includes people within your own country.
It's not the same,
because one of them killed people,
and the other one didn't kill people.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What about that?
What?
Are you sure about that?
I'm sure.
You think if you just gave up the land,
oh, you want the land again, here, here, come back.
The other one was not genocide-ing.
That's the difference.
No, wrong, also wrong.
How?
What in how?
What in how?
The Americans genocide-ed America,
Genocide of natives and then Africans didn't do that
Sorry, do you know that in like in Africa, they're still like
Ongoing s word to this day like like literally still going on
That's all third world countries game
Okay, so don't argue morals whenever we've moved past that point one doesn't more the other does not do the same
Different levels. What do you mean by that?
one of the Africans did it barely did it and then the Americans did it really bad
did it or doing it wrong we're kind of we're still doing it even in modern
days even in modern times this has happened it what still doing with ice
same thing what no that is not the same what are you talking about the same
thing I'm sorry yo you're gonna have to elaborate more on that that's a
like the freaking baseless claim right now.
I think this is some weak point, I ain't no law.
What is he saying?
You're not thinking of through them.
One of the people grip in Africa
were being sharing with their land.
They were offering different things to other people.
In America, they were killing them with no remorse.
Okay.
They were deporting them with no remorse.
Wrong on all counts.
Wrong on all counts.
Yeah, that's true.
Wrong on all counts.
Wrong on all counts.
That's how communism works.
communism is what they have to do
what
Americans are doing capitalism
african communism
gmail of communism is grow
yeah yeah so what do you think what do you think about communism then
what do you think about communism
communism is the best route for americans
and general the world to take through we need to be communists
he's a hasbeter
yeah he has to be a ragebeter man there's no way
call me bait as much as you want just take it
i've got a question for you bro
sub-bater
i'm not a bater
Later, where did the onion get his phone?
I guess.
That's the rock.
Later, get his shoes from
dark mall.
On the wall.
Oh, you know it.
And you know, everyone's nice.
Anyway, yo, yo, uh, but like,
The host of this room is wrong on all counts, by the way, just saying.
I feel bad that you have so many bad opinions, able to take decades for you to get out of
all those things in your head, and you might not even ever get out of this, and honestly,
I feel bad for you.
I feel bad for people around you and your parents.
I wish you and anybody the best.
He's right.
I mean, he literally has a fine culture, and you've got a stroke.
He's right.
I'm not going to lie.
host did i mean i think she did i'm not aware oh yeah i mean yeah i mean she lost so i
want to be honest i don't think the host likes white people i'm just gonna be honest i don't
think she likes white people but that's a fair assumption yeah that is true she probably does
have a bad experience saying that every white person killed anybody there's only one people
and that's the human people we are all human you know what i mean that's true under communism
I like Corvettes and stuff, Communus, I mean Captain.
Thank you for the rage but you guys, have a good one.
Really?
There's no reason to be one.
No, it doesn't always have to be the truth.
God.
This is why you guys...
You guys don't make people joining.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Put it up.
Yeah.
You know, a lot of the hdm to speak, please, you know, the
why I'm going to make some.
Okay.
Okay.
We wanted to find him for me and just put him on real quick.
I'm really scared right now.
Yeah, well actually see what's your opinion on like the girls in this game like the some of the girls in this game like
You're getting farmed a lot a lot of lobbies that these girls are just making tip-talks out of the rage baits
And it's just rage baiting you're really feeding into it
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
Yes, you can belay.
Oh my god.
These foes, this is ridiculous.
What the hell is a foe?
Why are you saying that?
Nothing.
If they are here, probably these bad opinions, it's because they have no power anywhere else
to voice their opinion.
Therefore, it's irrelevant because they have no power.
So don't get power.
You're okay.
You're okay.
You're okay.
You're okay.
You're okay.
You're okay.
You're okay.
You're okay.
You're okay.
You're okay.
I
Know me and I disagree run the same page, bro
Yo, yo, tell him about the last time I didn't tell bro. He knew agree. Yeah, you're super Intel. Yeah
Guys, I think with they're just trying to raise they yeah, I mean Simon their true view I doubt it's the true view
Those are MD fog fans
with you see are you fine with calling them like
plays and stuff
oh excuse me
well that what is derogatory
should not be using that word
true
welcome me to the jungle
yeah
I think I'm gonna polarize the people
what if someone wasn't describing you
let's say your ethnicity
or whatever as a trash can
your what is this trash can talking about
like it's not nice it's not cool
It's degrading man, we can't be doing this shit.
We don't like that, it's not cool.
Really?
Really?
I am done.
What did I say?
What did I say?
Yeah, what was that I used, that was bad.
Actually though.
Nah, Trash was too late, it would've taken a few seconds
try to kick in at the second one's instant.
I got my role and then we could play a little,
a little, a little, a little, 64's a pass.
If a guy plays 50 games, 35 minutes a game,
that's 50 times 35, that's 1750, right?
What?
Is that all right?
If you guys play 75 games at 20 minutes, it's 1.5k yet, it's 1.5k so it's a good view in my opinion to not have a limit, it's one opinion.
75% of the games, I think it would be a logical thing and there would be
61.5 games right? Oh hold on. So 62 games
So yo yo yo yo he thought he said what?
Yeah, I'll chat a couple races and maybe be a be-all-win.
Change the chat, let's go twins and over the way.
Who is that?
Check the wheels, whatever.
Check the wheels, whatever.
It doesn't really do much.
Like it's just kind of whatever in this game
It doesn't it doesn't achieve anything it it's not even if I need good for the game
You know I mean
You can do some more immersive less archaic shit and yeah probably but other than that
It's just not worth it because you have to do the range of motion
You don't get penalized by fucking go brang brang brang, you know what I mean?
I'm going to roll a record. Oh yeah, the fours on record? Ah, soon.
I just didn't want to go full MC only for a little bit.
You know what I mean?
I give up
Oh, yeah, buddy
Oh vegetables can't play golf
Potato chips
Shadow?
You know, it's because in golf you can chip the ball, you can chip it.
Potato chips, the ball. Potato chips, vegetable, potato. Potato being the chip.
I know it's been a long time
I think it's pretty good
Oh no, please don't look at me, I actually beg you, I actually beg you.
Wait, what's happening?
What did I click?
I went back.
Okay, let me do... okay, first game for like I said, first game first win, and then we'll do some other shit.
Chab, my ego cannot handle, is it?
Almost went in a row, and I feel like I've learned the game now. I think I've learned the game, you know what I mean?
I think I understand the game at its core.
I think you're lucky I played properly.
It's not like I'm about to get lucky, I actually played properly.
It's mostly luck, but also it's angling or car at the right spot and going in the right
You're at the correct speed before it starts to kick in.
Although the eight car was crazy,
but I mean, I agree with that, but still don't.
I think it's all the same.
You make it there.
Usually you're a little eight or a nine or 10 again.
I mean, like I said,
I almost won two years in a row, so I mean,
do the math on that, one out of 60, one out of 60.
That's like one out of the fucking 36, 260.
and
some kind of whatever.
get a physical I know I did that I would explain to you but I can't I want to go the
other way and I thought the other way is not gonna be a skill yes yeah one one is
there and I was tuned off
I was literally to place on the same one
I
Very funny better card in the race
Ideally you still level six I do you want to get at least a level six on the ground and then make a channel
In
So that's it?
Bad.
Any car drops?
I just look.
Car drops.
Come on.
Chocolate is random, or they are incremental, but they vary every one of them at a time.
Not fucking bad.
And there, I see him.
That was very unlucky, very unlucky.
My car is better on the Grasso, a lot better than his, way, way, way, way, way, way better.
I see he's struggling, he's going sideways there. He's struggling so bad.
Yeah, he's gonna fucking... yeah, he's gonna...
I see him, he's stalling.
Oh no, wait, he made it out.
There's a very smart guy who can fast you
You want to go over the edge right?
You did it, you did it.
Hey buddy, buddy, I can take my time.
All right.
I will say though, I will say though, the only thing in this game that matters is rocks.
The fact that I got two rocks is incredibly unlucky.
I mean, it genuinely is unlucky.
Like, two rocks is crazy.
That was just not right.
I'm making the orange.
Oh my!
That's just like, okay, how is it that I got a bazillion spins and they were going to
like I'm telling you, like the only way you could lose if you're better at the game or
a bad better card is Rock Rock can suck it. I mean, you can learn where the rocks are
at. But sometimes these creeks, yeah, like, yeah, I mean, like you cannot know what every
single rock is at.
I'm breakable damn, you got a lot of that also the guy if he didn't have this exact
car he was cooked because he can't get out of water there
I'm going to the right
I'm going to the right
I'm going to the right
Excuse me. Wait this color. This could be good, right?
You're gonna be good. I
Mean it's not terrible, but this is all it's it's awful
They're playing a good off-roader.
So slow.
So he's going to get me.
Yeah, I got level 3.
It's on the right now.
Give us a level 8, Loki. Fuck it. Just give us a level 8 and then we can just call it a day.
It's Buster, like, it's Buster.
it's like a cool like mix with it with the Japanese symbol
there's no class anywhere I'll take it yeah I'm going in the middle of a round
no now we got it when he's dead
Okay, I'll let somebody help here.
I know, bitch.
Where is he?
Three stuns to do.
Oh, yuck, yeah, this guy is so mad, man.
drinking game everything I say um snipers or the cars bad if you take a shot
wait there's really no cars
I don't think it was 8k, was he?
I think it's much more green than I have here.
I think it's much more than me down with the sniper.
So how do you move the stand in the game?
Hey, he's got two of them. Look, he's still shooting me down.
Let me actually have two of them. He's chasing me down.
200 knots. Can I get a welcome to the jungle? No smoker. We're the incoming car joe, can
No, there's a cloud in it.
He's still chasing it, it's fuckin' loser.
Look at how bad the score is.
Ian with speed barely made it up.
Okay, could be good.
Wait, was that smoke up?
That wasn't, that wasn't even smoke up.
Wait, did I imagine it?
Cooked.
Ain't gonna go to square.
I see it.
Oh, I think we got it.
Not me, got it.
Oh, we're doing it now. Under.
I mean two rounds of frauds drops with zero product is is cable
Maybe I'll find the one that hasn't been found yet though.
What is that?
I see it.
Could be good!
Could be good!
I don't want to bother doing that, I'll forget about that.
He flips all the time.
I think it's a G.
Shit, it might be a G.
Oh no, watch this, I think you get this.
Oh actually, I don't know man, not bad.
I
Play this is it's fine if you're level three like if you have a little thing you're late
I mean if you do really just can't lose you more
Yeah, what you down?
It could be smoke at the edge of the circle pointed right there
Yeah, this won't kill us, all right?
Fuck it, dang, can't come back in.
Right there, right there.
It could be good!
Oh my god, it's gonna be important though.
Could be good!
Parking
We're so touched
So it gets my better it's it's very bad I mean it's okay
Any car drops
Right there, I see it
More over there, bro.
More platforms!
And look for anyone.
Bind!
Anyone's brand new!
I
We maybe just shake it
Watch this oasis it
It's not it's not great
I have to go to Sickle's room.
Oh no, I can't get the hell, can I?
Oh, no, the water.
Another green card, so unlucky.
No time no time
I look at the donor and I don't have time to go to the cars
3 rounds of car drops, and business round is little 4, and it's a bad one.
about this one. Oh my god, are you kidding me? Another grain? There were late games
this is all getting the game!
I mean, it's okay.
It's not great. It's okay.
There's a way better level 5 than this.
It's just not that good of an offroader, so it's better on the road yet.
56.
Smoke, smoke, hold on.
Why does it still make you on the area?
Another green
Level 10
Nope, nope, wrong, wrong, left, left, left.
It's fine, fine, my, my role better, my role is better.
I had to hope that the thing up north was left-sided and they had to go through main and then turn left and I would cut through
There is a zero chance if I play that if I play that normally zero chance zero chance
Look the ending what the game the ending was
She here right and is it over there at the top right?
So it was all road. So if I went on the road against level 10, I mean dude, you lose. Like
what? Well, if I get to level 10, road is GG. That'd be crafty. I didn't miss level 10.
That was a player. Unless I challenged him.
XQCL.
No?
I think there was one more race going on there.
Song starts next.
Any snow months ago. No deaths any level H note
So I feel like if they didn't put the off it made the off-roading way harder
This will be more fun, mate. True or false, I think.
On the road is a lot more fun, mate. It's in a real race.
Maybe small off-road shortcuts with full-on-treat mowing down is kind of weird.
I think I saw it, right?
No, I did not.
You're hitting a tree like there's no way to help you.
You hope you have a good car.
There's no strange behind you though.
now I'm really quick yesterday
so why is it called turbo if there's no turbo in it
There isn't.
There's an ultra belt there, alright.
I'm gonna come behind me if I have this matter in me.
Enjoy the wall though.
Enjoy the wall, Peppa.
Good line here, good line here.
You can't go across them.
It doesn't know that it's fucking cock-loader.
Wait here!
Is it water there or not?
I
Know my shit fucking bitch
I do this sort of without you
Energy I said off ever me you got fucked on it by actual game knowledge by actual game mechanics using it
And the ward is a Torana.
Yeah, it's by one of the ward's charge in this game.
And from over here, lovely.
But suck it suck it you moron
what the fuck
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Tell me you got that hill right I think I have to if I go a little bit left I can go a little bit right there
Yep, I actually got it actually good
I just got covered me just copy my tracks this is so lame
Alright, we're gonna get some luck loses it look
Oh, you're cooked buddy buddy your cook
Oh no, oh man this hill of change the tree stump hill
Oh no, it's not the war, it's not the war.
Hang on.
I'm in your trash.
It's okay.
Wait.
I guess Simon is bailing over there.
Visible or fucking Renault. I fuck off
Really talk come a little too
a lot of cars here come on you little leaps
Oh, no, what did I do?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is happen
Probably the worst scum, but I find the worst scar by a long shot
What I raise with it
It's not an awkward car. It's a drift car. Wait, is he level 1?
Come here! Come here you!
Wait, he's gonna get the level 5 that I just left behind?
I won't do that car so you wouldn't get anything.
What the fuck is this oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my fucking god this
this is the worst car in the game
did you just complain it's a great off-road car there's a great car in
this complaining I told you it's one of the worst cars in all the classes one
The six there's no it's a worst it is so fucking bad
That's bullshit that's just a little I should I should downgrade the level five it I
Should have asked a note in those crazy the other guy it was sniping he knew about the level five car on the bridge
It's why he turned it turned out like
He knew I left a car behind it, and he went to pick it up, and he knew it.
she'll get into raising pains order.
I don't like this.
Um, I've never really sat down and actually got a chain's order, you know what I mean?
Like everything I had here was like late night was pretty really bad, like I don't really know what's the appeal to it, really.
Like I don't know what's better than the other places.
Salus? Why don't you just get the Salus?
Get a bunch of Salus and just buy a bunch of others and then just get better chicken.
I don't know if it's okay for everyone to start but this truck looks like nothing.
When I'm pro, this car is like a very risky.
Let's see what he gets though.
Of course, it's a better card than I've seen it in the last three games combined.
Like including late game.
Of course, I mean, just, yeah, of course.
Watch this.
Fight on the house.
Nice Stork-ass head.
Nice dog-ass hat!
No one wall on any dam ever.
Actually, Robo's past, I think.
I think Robo's better.
Unless you cut to the left and end up losing a game.
I'm thinking about that, I'm too scared.
I'm thinking about that, I don't care.
Because this map is like a compound and sometimes you miss the door.
Now give me your car you fucking bitch.
Now give me your car, little buddy.
More luck than I've had in three combined games and you just get absolutely rolled up.
It's not that good, this is a fan-visit.
Wait, what are the odds?
Wait!
Wait!
What the fuck?
That is so lucky.
There's a lot of really bad jumps here that you can take.
I have to figure out they're in the water.
Wait, what?
I'm inside the wheel, and this is the rise and exit.
Yeah, I just found a joystick parking.
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Ain't no but nobody there's four players that battled nobody and rushed me number level three
Absolute fucking bitch and you know for a fact that then you would have not raised me
You know for a fact absolutely zeal chance if I had a car you would have raised me zero chance zero
I mean you can't make it rage where the round is, there was four to players there.
So what's the argument then?
Why didn't you battle any of the other players that were level 1A?
Explain it. Not explain it.
Not explain it. The explanation's got it. It gives us a fucking cybercoccal as a way. Of course.
well if you stopped flying a car in the jungle you would win a game oh yeah for
sure backwards against a little three car but a piece of shit that of course
I
Start it's an it's an inverse race merely inverse from the get-go with a little three
No smoke anywhere
I can't see a thing.
The game should tell you that, you know that there on the river is like a little trail?
You can at least tell you that there's a trail trail, but it's really important that.
Like the map should, should do it with all, with all the trail markers.
Is that, that will save you?
Fuck you.
What do you know like this, and why does that erode it?
On the map.
Hey Slapper, remember me?
I
Slapper remember me
Hey mom
Oh, no
I'm not gonna lose today.
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What is that?
Oh, I don't see it.
I don't see it.
Toggle convertible?
It's not a convertible though
It's bug right it's an actual bug there
I didn't give me fuck I actually I'm the mother you know
Why would I love joystick yet?
I don't understand it. The main game is to drive with both joysticks. I mean you're bound to press it sometimes like that
So like that's just something yeah, okay, why would you put something that turns the fucking car off on the main fucking stick?
Are you brain dead?
What?
Do it now, do it now, do it now, do it now.
What?
the truck will spin where grinded for a wheel spin and they gave his ass a bracelet
What was that doing last time to get to get it I was at the the Viper right I think it
We had one more on this one.
I bought it.
Oh, did you?
Then watch that.
I'm pretty sure a friend of mine used to play golf around here.
See the golf carts?
Keep an eye out.
What a treasure.
As if a 959 is sat outside a convenience store
just gathering dust.
Have a look around the area.
See if you can spot it.
You'll have to search the railway.
maybe under the bridge
uh...
so what i would give me uh... spins
should you be off the store
all in the deniers
notice the last one
yeah there's no spins left
The bracelet will go great with the granny-curb-and-dress.
You all right?
The MG one?
Yeah, but I think we already bought all those now.
Checking out, are we gonna buy all the stints there?
Okay, but...
Two two bees!
Um, where?
What?
Wait, I would have it.
Can you just buy like this?
This?
my tenant?
wildly cool cars, get yourself some car meat right here
this is the top one
okay, so one, three, five
Huh?
Bang!
now drifts
howdy from xp.io
it doesn't seem like a lot of xp
now
I like the campaign stuff where you mean in this will spin it
Something good, please
Yo, when do we get anything good though? This is fucking stupid it
I mean did you guess
It's called at the top right mastery chain
Anyway, any of you-
What's the little planet stuff? How'd you get XP? Just say to the judge, let me have to do it.
I'm mad.
Wait, top deleted boards?
So what is that?
Give you a little border just drive a B car
Was a time trial
Why is it good? It's just a low
Oh my gosh, that's sick, man!
Oh, he's just right behind me.
wait how the fuck what does that mean is there any reason
Are the nets?
No shot.
What the fuck?
700 and 7.3 seconds to the 7.5 seconds.
I built this car to be with a custom setup and it's a little bit harder to drive than I'd like.
The car doesn't turn for shape at.
The car has got time.
Here's the piddling lap of Dyson.
What is 10 years?
Okay, why is there ten gears?
Okay, they are going to come up.
Okay, they are going to come up.
Okay, they are going to come up.
just no handle on them we're gonna
I mean, it's not a great turn either.
It's really an implicit way of wall.
Don't touch it!
Slow.
It's a little slow.
I think it's better. Kind of on a breaker. Nice, nice line.
It's not terrible!
Wait, is it in the council?
Like, what is that?
What's that water?
What's that water?
Wait, I ran there.
Rival.
Who's Nomad?
What the fuck is that?
What's happening?
Oh, I'm a bitch.
Oh, I'm out of the bitch.
That was fun.
That was nice.
What was that?
is it like an interval to land?
store
where?
oh man
car along with a time to beat keeps things constantly competitive
Mazda
What's happening?
Dude, we don't even know what's happening! Like, what is it doing?
Okay, fuck this.
Alright.
I'll go get you a little bit.
I'll watch it in the end. I'll watch it.
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
What, what?
What?
What are you...
What are you doing?
I thought I said this is gonna last 10 days. I mean, pretend it's a bit more grave, but
and fucking once a minute
Okay, that's our game sorry
Okay, that's that that would be that's a little bit from mombra
really? Alright. Chase? Okay. So, I mean, if you don't play the game a lot, you haven't
like the game before. I mean, I wasn't, I don't want to be the, I don't want to be boring,
but like, you know, it's the way it does not do something. And you're yelling at you,
you know? I mean, I don't like it. What is that? Well, actually, I catch up before, before
the show, I was thinking, women had a lot of chases last few months. And it was the
show on the same day that I think about that. I mean, that's crazy. I was thinking about
today. No audio at the beginning because they're just giving up and they're
they're getting patched to the broadcast pretty much.
What car is it? Did they do the shit?
6th second gen.
Chas there, I don't know if it's audio.
I'll begin with audio for a little bit because it's just too early.
They're just giving up and then whatever they they go to broadcast and they fucking put the audio on I
Think wait is it the semi?
No shot
Yeah, like a little bit out of place
Chat, is there any, oh yeah, you actually had it.
There's the last one, I click your link.
Yeah, I guess it's shit.
The off-roading is about it.
I think you should change that.
The off-roading is fine, but game knowledge and shit like that doesn't really play that.
It should be more about the game knowledge, the map.
You know, give me some fucking audio, man, I'm getting lonely.
I'm
Great, plus some more stuff you've been into.
Um...
Linking? Show me.
Again. Alright, this is the last one I've seen of Link's. That's crazy.
He actually he actually went back from from kick chat to fucking twitch chat. He's doing some bullshit. That's insane
I guess we have no idea about this one
Nope
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You might fall in love if you meet up
If you get the chance, you'll be fucked
She's still his vibe with you, make her heart, she turns
Everything is as bad lyric-wise
Bro, you probably had to fucking hold it in so hard
Cause did it- no- normally his shit
is way more insane
These lyrics are always crazy
I ain't shining on my shit, can't be my sleeping
But it's a candy fairy song, man
I'm sorry
Y'all think I love her, shot it so bad
I'm spunkin' I know girl, she got me like a ruler
Tossed her turn up, been roomin' till unfair
Okay hold on.
I've never looked at the lyrics. Hold on, that's classic.
Holy shit, I forgot what that was.
Very nice.
Very nice, very nice.
All right
Was that why they looked on the song already ready
I think a fucking album dude, what I do what do they not have
Wait what
So, huh
It is a guy you think it is a second
Wait. He leaked Drake's new album with accuracy? Hold on. Wait, is he out of the whole thing?
He was just Spotify. Wait, hold on, this is the go-bin. Let's give it a bucket. This
This is a jammer probably, probably going to be a jammer, that's a banger, for sure.
Who else is good on this?
Debbie Yankee for sure, that's good.
This is, oh man, oh if I speak it, this song's about it.
one time to anyone okay that's bad that's that's just so good it's in four
minutes now I he's even the anti-molky
enough in front of it he gives a couple bangers she's usually not the big
highlight of those songs though
You good, you good?
I trust him, I trust him.
Oh, stupid.
I'm gonna re-lead it.
I'm gonna re-lead it.
I'm gonna re-lead it.
How's that mean? How's that mean?
Bro, we live in the trenches. Are you fucking stupid?
Okay, mother, I'm gonna go pursue you.
Buddy, we live in the trenches. Are you fucking stupid?
Educational progress.
Fuck, I'm gonna re-lead it.
I'm gonna re-lead it.
All right, all right, um, yo, we bought the trampoline and we bought it ourselves.
Guys, you guys, me and my brother bought, we put our money together, we bought it because we used to work.
We used to, we used to underage labor.
We would, we would think that the paper is as young as the lads.
What?
It's true.
Anyway.
All right.
See this?
Uh, I mean,
Yeah, I mean, Joe.
Skates no board, equa- equa- cn, what is that?
Did we pour rich? Okay, I don't know.
Okay.
I wanted to get him, but I wanted to do something before I did.
What is that?
You're still a dog, I don't understand.
I'm supposed to chase after them?
I can't! I can't! I can't!
I can't do it!
What am I supposed to do?
Am I supposed to chase after them?
I can't! I can't!
I can't!
Wait, I don't get it. I mean, how's the game...
I haven't even tried before.
I
Played thinking for every now
Actually this game apparently it doesn't run nice
Test branch check this is the wrong game
It's the wrong game right yeah
Did any good though?
I think it was getting subsistence walking around it.
Jane time.
Is this TPC? Okay, GG then.
It's TPC5, GG, GG.
Good.
Well, it was a multi-parry nut.
91 months wasted on this job cut, Lord.
Yo, fuck you.
Yeah, I don't like the lockers, it's so bad.
Snappers make the game so unbearable.
I
Jack, if Devils beat the game in the one, in the one, in one sitting, I mean...
Alright.
So what, what are these mods? What is that?
The dot in the middle. Did they find each other?
It's default.
Yeah, I think it's a romance.
I mean, that's the kind of thing they had planned for at least a couple days.
I mean you probably want to finish the playthrough.
I can look at the enderman, right?
I can look at him.
I mean, it makes sense.
Alright, so I'm gonna start shooting the towers, okay?
I got one. Nice.
Hey X, much love X, QC, L.
Oh, fireball, fireball, fireball, be careful.
Oh my god.
What do you mean fireball?
I'm under them.
I'm under them.
Just whenever you say fireball, it starts pretty fast.
Oh yeah, when Kai's people are taking their time, yeah.
Classic.
No, I wonder what was his ad rev on those streams from Kai.
Bro probably farmed like a million three days straight up.
Literally that's a million three days, I'm telling you.
He was subtle.
Shit.
OK, too deep is what.
So they think it's getting better.
You built the moat?
It's really fun now, no?
Yeah, we're building a moat right now.
Oh, yeah.
Let me tell you what happens when you build a moat,
is they climb under the moat.
It's probably one of the best games out there.
As well as like, don't you shit?
Yeah, that's honestly perfect, bro.
Thank you.
LJC, don't.
L-host.
L-host, bro, we're not begging!
Sub-Pig Hardcore Marathon.
What is that?
What is that?
Did Twitch make that for them?
Or is that custom?
They make that.
Yo, we can make that?
I'll show you the game now.
If I crash, I'll do the game.
This is going to crash so bad, I can only tell.
Oh
My fucking ears
I mean it just gave me this it has to be louder
it. It was Monday. It was me and Moxie. I remember. Yeah, it's probably it's gonna
gonna fall through after the game like no shot, right?
No
I didn't get it like that.
Well.
Well, again, is it bad, actually?
Well, I mean, we'll try it, fuck it.
Uh, player counts.
In queue?
Wait, so there's a lot of players playing on it.
Wait, they're botting it?
Actually?
No, stop it.
There's no shot.
There's no shot.
There's no shot.
Wait, why am I in queue now?
Dude, I can't stop it. So fucking annoying.
Got it.
I'm number one in a queue.
Chai, if you're on 41, please leave.
You get a prize.
And the prize is...
Okay, if you're the one who leaves the game and I can get in, you'll be getting it.
Once you have left the game, the prize is massive.
You will, for the first time, get fucking nothing, suck it, I don't give a shit, I don't care,
you don't even care, I took your squad, I don't care.
Okay, am I in the USA or, yeah, I'm in the USA, of course, I'm in squad level.
Recon.
Let me join that.
Let me join the helicopter, man.
Did I spot her good at all or not?
Can that change done it?
Hmm?
Go infantry, why?
Jack, spotters, you can only have two spotters per game.
I mean, this seems kind of interesting. You have a roll note?
I want to, I want to spawn further up there.
I'm alone.
Helping snipers? That's it?
What the fuck?
Okay, I think we'll be changing all them. Wait, I can't?
I'll join these guys then and I'll be playing the uh, squad leader?
Squad leader?
Does anybody need a lift?
I mean, I, I, I, I mean, me, me. Please, sir.
Do you have any spies anywhere?
Hello?
Can I get a ride?
Is that a boy?
Hey, my boy!
Hey!
Hey, my boy!
Hey!
Hey, my boy!
Hey!
Hey, my boy!
Hey, my boy!
Hey!
Hey, my boy!
I'm in Narnia!
Yo, I spawned in Narnia!
Yeah.
I spawned in Narnia!
Y'all spawned in Narnia.
Yeah.
So, do I have to just run to the battlefield?
Yep.
Alright.
How about a story?
You know a story at all?
Uh, no. Okay.
I have something fun about your life.
Anything fun?
No.
Alright.
I have something you're looking forward to. Anything you're looking forward to this year?
I
Be a job or that my beer job
Was that a job sounds nice yeah, yeah, that's a guy. I hope you get rich and shit. Thank you
We won't have to worry about that without right here on this battlefield though.
aim with shifts. Where? Where? I don't see it. This FTS is- No! I'm coming, I'm coming!
No, I'm coming, I'm coming!
No, you're dead!
Ahhhh!
Alright.
Um, chat, the game has started.
Um, chat, the game has the negative frames.
So how do you spawn further up?
Boat spawn.
That's good.
That's good, right?
Um.
Um, get in there, get in there, come on bro.
I spawned out.
I'm dead.
Where they?
I got you. Uh, which sauce?
I don't put that on spawn!
I
Still there
Island with the boats, but we can get a garrison instead of these boats
Where are they
Supplies are coming in
Where are they?
I can't see nothing!
What?
Is that my spawn?
I'm a hero!
What?
What's that spawn here?
Chad, where's my...
Is it...
Oh no, I put the spawn here, but it didn't...
Oh, they broke it.
True or false?
Chad, they can break them.
It was just like a whole fast little one, right?
The other whole fast?
Maybe they go in the...
Maybe they smack it?
Okay, yeah, close.
I can see it.
I don't...
I don't...
I don't know shit.
I don't know shit.
I don't know shit.
I don't know shit.
I don't know shit.
I don't know shit.
I don't know shit.
I don't know shit.
I don't my shit
You work we're getting trapped and I know what the fuck
So come on come on I'm having one frame per minute, so
My next frame is about in the back there's a lot of violence violence
When you die join the Charlie recon spot, I have a sniper spot for you. Oh wicked
Oh hell yeah!
Oh shit, there's another trace on the right!
Jaddy, where's your butt? I'll spawn here.
I'm building out a respawn. Wait what? Somebody's nearby, somebody's nearby because I can't
build a thing. He's dead, he's dead, he's literally shooting a knife at us, what the
I put a wristband down, we're good!
Go, go, go!
What the fuck is that?
Careful on the right.
Where are they?
Inside a house.
I'm not for it!
Then throw a fucking grenade at him!
Fuck it, get him there, get him there!
He's downstairs!
Get in!
Fuck!
MEDIC!
MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC PLEASE!
HELP MEDIC!
HELP ME HELP ME!
Alright, I'm gonna change squadron.
Oh, scrub! Stop being a f***!
Uh...
Really?
Friendly fire!
Okay, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Where's the sniper at then?
It's over here, right?
There's one...
Yes!
Yes!
So thanks, let's get some sight of him.
Yo, yo, are you a spotter?
What, what do we spot, what do we spot?
What, what do we spot, cut?
Press C.
C? Okay, okay, okay.
What do we go, what do we go?
Yeah, you are.
Uh, would you spot her?
Uh, perfect, you're right next to me.
Just come to my green marker, I'm right here, I'm picking it.
XQC L.
Yeah, come on.
We're gonna get far away and all I'm gonna do is just...
On the road! On the road!
No, that's not gonna matter.
I think that's us.
I'm just gonna ping people and you're gonna shoot them.
Alright, we're good.
Yeah, I have one frame per minute, so I can only get like one kill every minute if I hit the shot.
Oh yeah, by the way, if you see people like Slideshow, Choppy, it's normal.
The statement's optimized like fucking dog shit.
dog shit yeah and my next one is in four seconds so let me know so how do you
so when you ping them I'm gonna see them yeah well just look at the area I think
and you'll see them because I have binoculars that's fine
Are they being shot at?
Yeah, look over here.
They got some.
I don't see any.
I like how I got more. Let's get a little closer.
We're getting shot at.
Ow!
Oh, oh shit.
Sorry, Medic, Medic, Kill him, Kill him, Medic, please.
Medic coming.
Alright, put down an OP.
Medic!
Medic!
Medic!
Medic!
Come on.
Mami, save the wire.
Is there no medics?
Medic!
Any medics?
There's a medic coming.
I can make him an up.
It'll show you if there's a medic nearby,
if there's not a medic nearby.
But as I said, they're coming.
So I said they're coming.
come on, somebody's here, they're coming
medic
yeah, just hold on, I have a new response, so don't worry
oh, okay, well, somebody's 10 meters away
yo, axe
oh, yeah, he's got you
how do you axe, you see?
yo, medic, can you help me out, please?
medic
I
Thank you, man
You know a baby help me out of what you need a medic medic medic. What the fuck are you doing?
All right, I'm letting I'm letting go. I'm letting go. I can't deal with the shit. Sorry. Oh my god
Yeah, fuck that guy. He's trolling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. It's all good
I'll post one out
We're at the top of five zones, we haven't gone to one zone yet, this is fucking abysmal!
Coming, coming.
Come here, come to me, come to me, I see some people.
Good, good, good, good.
This isn't a bad spot.
No, okay, we'll just do one exam.
right here you see movement in the trees yeah he's right there it's a free
fucking kill that's it he's like literally all my pain you see it moving
I don't think I don't think I don't think I don't think he's prone right there
there's a markers in this game so if you hear him are there you got no he's
He's right there, he's right there, right there, right there!
Freak it up, oh!
He's still behind the tree.
Oh, he's refracting.
I see him, I see him, I see him, I see him, hold on.
Think I can pin him in, pin him in!
He's right, literally if you shoot at all my fucking ping.
Nope.
Oh my god.
Look, he's prone.
He's right there.
Look, you see his fucking head, bro?
If you don't shoot him.
Oh my god, thank you.
You did it.
Did I?
Yes.
Look, if you ever want to check your kills,
hit that.
Okay.
oh yeah right here he's prone
oh it's another sniper it's enemy sniper fuck on it
the guy in the ghillie that's an enemy sniper
Yeah, I see, I see, I see, I see!
I know he's at it, I know he's at it, still haven't got it.
Middle, middle mouse button to ping.
He was like maybe in somewhere.
Okay.
Oh, right here?
You see him?
I had him once.
hey he's dead oh right here right here oh see how the slide show oh I got shot
ah I know that was a bullet shot and bullet speed and I mean it the bullet
speed isn't it's not that crazy you don't worry about it unless you're
shooting to like really far like right here it's it's pretty good you don't
worry about it
uh out here yeah it's a fucking it's a microsoft powerpoint back here
look there's a guy right on my pain like literally right on my pain
I see this is my show
What's up
Yo, many every time I fucking spawn on my kill you feel fucking revive you right now
This is absolutely awful.
What?
Is that too high?
Yeah, see the guy you're shooting at.
Let's move positions.
Move, move.
They just know where they're shooting us.
That's alright.
It's direct then. It's just direct.
I mean, I shot.
I go to the top and click statistics. I'm gonna show how many kills you have.
Go to the top.
Oh yeah, 25.
Nice. Not bad.
That makes me fucking awful when I go on.
I get the better. I get the better. I get the better.
I'll show you how to put in.
Put in.
I got this.
Yeah, I got the recent recent points are there
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. We're probably gonna lose this game. There's a minute left
What the fuck is this lag
What's up fuck
I think if we start capturing it even before we lose we like bonus time but that's in a
uh
Yeah, we're probably gonna lose 23 seconds fucking get in there get in there. You're fine. You're fine swim swim
Oh, I'm dead fucking bitch
Okay, okay, it's fine. I'll try and lock another sniper squad that extra round if you want to say
Yeah, I don't I don't
This is what I like at all, is when we had a bad spot.
Also the lag is crazy.
Chad, if I put my graphics on fucking Play-Doh, is it going to work or not going to?
I mean, I'll put everything if I can see them.
What the fuck is happening?
Is this the points counting up?
That's...
That is...
That's our take.
That's fucking our take.
So, when does it start?
In 40 seconds.
How many lines in your word?
the bottomless was forever
as jet look you get spawn on
five was used my spawns to respond and that's that's good
everybody was shit let's be honest
Yeah, nobody did anything like it like that. I mean
Just see a game like this
Really really kind of makes you appreciate the games that you used to have like the old battlefields like the optimization and
the overall the scale of the project
You can you can tell that if it was if it was anything else it'd be fucking dodge and unplayable
So who's my guy did you tell about more tar
Yes! Bang! I gotta step her again. Fucking bang, bitch!
So, do we have to defend it?
What the fuck?
So, what nation are we?
Who's Giddy?
What the?
Are you fucking kidding me?
It's still in a plank, man
These are the slampers we're gonna try to spawn and try to spot them. I mean, yeah, we're not gonna get we're not gonna get shit like that
Me hello, it was a great game the other game
I mean, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, fuck this.
I'm going to be here to meet it for you.
So then
Can we get a fucking car so we can get to a place
Hey, you're both men oh wait, what do we know with the swim?
Are you already kidding me that would have what they have to do in Vietnam
Yeah
We have to walk and scream this is shit
The buzzer both everywhere, they may not drive one of them boats
What means one other
you have an accent now where you from buddy you have an accent actually yeah sorry you
like defending home turf now?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
All right.
All right.
You know the Japanese soldier fighting war 100 years there was over on the front.
Classic.
What the fuck is plastic?
You might not walk in.
What?
What?
You might not walk in.
is that weed it that's weed it there's weed plants what oh my mic and that's okay
Okay, no good.
To the top, to the top.
Good luck.
I mean, so why do we get this time?
Any time, some people.
Who's got the outpost?
Wait, enemies.
I get one. I get one. No, it's two hitmuggers.
Watch out, shot fire!
SHOT FIRE!
In front of me, in front.
I'm here, I'm here.
Don't move, don't move!
Look out!
He's showing us!
He's not there?
I'm back it's fucked up what did I get up what did I kill him I did kill him yeah
Yeah, under go!
Thank you, thank you.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
It's clear, it's clear!
I got him, I got him!
I got him on the bridge!
Go!
Stop!
Take the right!
Push, push, push!
What the fuck was that?
Did I just heard what?
What?
There's people above me, though!
is that a car out here car, car, car, car, fucking car nearby
Oh, is that boys?
Come on.
Where are they?
Hey!
That's right!
He's right!
Snipers are done!
You're going!
You're my PC!
What the fuck!
What the fuck are they?
I think it's on the right side of your note.
So what did it spawn there?
What the fuck are the enemies at?
I
Went into push
Oh, they're walking like we were walking so we can push up in it
So we push right
They were good. It looks clear. Let's make one.
Helicopter.
Guys, they're capturing, they're capturing Dragon's Jow. We need that.
Guys, they're capping a ship.
I'm here, I'm here.
Shots!
Where?
Where?
Quick!
Where it goes on it?
I'm so dead here. I'm so dead here.
We have to go get dragon's shell!
What the fuck?
Another one down the way, down the way, down the way, down the way, down the way, down the way.
Holy fuck, careful, take up the bridge, take up the bridge!
What the fuck is he?
Where are they? I need to get spotted, spot!
Bro, you got the sniper.
I can't see nothing!
Oh no!
No
Well, they bet
This is awful I
I
Can't I look it up it is such a
Good I need a spotter
out behind behind no no no behind I don't fucking know where
watch out and strike
another bitch
fucking where
on the bridge
Where the feet?
I see, I see!
This fucking lag is unbelievable.
What?
Oh my- this guy jumped through three frames!
This guy jumped through three frames!
I am.
Shut up!
Careful.
Dead!
Five years wow amazing chat remember to always invest in yourself being kind to your own life
Everyone around you smiling
BTW excuse he is pretending to be this bad to keep us entertained
Thank you for being honest chat much love and take care of yourselves
The guy on that bridge on that bottom layer. He's like, hey, where are they? I
I think they pushed up, I think they're building outposts.
game that you're going to go into the house we'll get in there
what what what do you mean what do you mean
what do you mean by that
what do you mean by that
on the boat.
Move!
On the boat, Reggie.
You need to move!
Hmm
Get out of the building get out of the building
You got me open and see like where that in general
Yo, we already reached in his position there. We already recap this and I'm gonna spawn here. What the fuck are we doing?
Why is nobody telling me this shit? You're fucking stupid
We're already to recap this position man
Shut up bitch!
Hey sniper, can you move to the marker?
I don't know what you're doing back there.
I can see
They're behind us I think
And you got Bander it was the same fucking
It's the same TK at the whole time
Chas, so do we want to be pushing into that? Oh, I'd like to pick I'd like to spot in this
Thunder attacking a railway village, okay
Roger
The nails nails
What
I'm gonna get that man, I'm not a man, but...
Well, why are we inside this house? We're only gonna die.
We need to retake the rice fields.
Oh, G.I.
We need to get the fuck out of here!
Fuck!
I'm gonna shoot the fuck out of you!
Oh, G.I.
I don't want it.
I don't want it.
Push push push.
Pussies!
It's you!
Pinky!
I got them!
I got them!
Pussies!
They're going to kill me!
Pussies!
I got them!
Pussies!
Pussies!
Pussies!
Come on!
MOVE! MOVE!
Why didn't I get up!
I did!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Come on, come on, come on.
You're not dead, that's way too fucking mad.
I can hear them talking.
Let's kill G.I.G.I.
Go get it.
Don't worry about shooting.
This is war.
This is war.
This is war.
We take the race fields, lad.
No, no, no, no.
The sniper's above us.
Sniper's in the tree.
shot
Who's the railway bill is now come on? Okay, this is the elite one we are in the best position we've been ever
there's a guy in the back
he is moving
where?
wait
wait for it
the grass is moving
truck!
Keep going keep going
Yo get ready to ship or to USB move the cam move the cam go go go
We're in this tree
Where is it?
Whatever he looked yet
I don't see it!
Wait, what?
Actually!
No, I didn't.
wrong wrong you're baiting me wrong
he's baiting you on what the helicopter going now oh i didn't have another one
we shot it
oh it doesn't matter all that matters is the helicopter went down
but hold on the the boat their boat might be in the river be careful be careful
if you can uh site the guys and the guns and you see it okay i see it careful you where
another dk someone
every death is the one that's in tk
Oh, she's slim.
I mean, I was in that bandit that don't get it.
Yeah, he's still there, I mean.
But if we get it, you cannot get a kill.
You have to fucking resolve the killing gimmicks.
I mean, I understand it. You're fucking trash.
Wait, and then it didn't deploy?
I'm over it.
Okay
I'm gonna go but again before I go to bed
Can I come you know the drill that's a little I
Will be there also tomorrow
Better weather than in today
I'm not rolling the actual channel. I should roll over there. Okay, bye
Chats three chance three and I will be I'll be on kicking my camera first
Just a couple of hours maybe?
Thanks for coming out, chat.
Thanks for hanging out, thanks for resubstiting.
Bits, little, people in the chat,
you out there, much love them.
How I enjoy this, chat?
I'll get it in a moment.
Oh, wait, there's a place on the second?
Okay, I'll watch that.
Wait, hopefully we get powered out with today.
But yeah, chat, kick.com slash HCC chat.
I'm gonna do with the gambling if you're into that type of content. It's not I'll see you guys tomorrow
but um, yeah, kill called there and
Hopefully that we don't get power minute. We get a power. Yep
I'll jab you guys. Yeah, if you're cool the
Nice, you did a bunch of like take care, and I'll see you guys in the game