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I sent a request last week for them so...
Okay, Jep, here's your sorry stuff, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, whatever.
Your VIPs removed LARP in here.
Um, is it really we did that?
This is louder.
Okay, I'll click some links down there where we can start that.
Alright, Jack, let's go on in the app and see what's up.
Sorry, should I see what's going on and then we'll...
Maybe put some games for us?
Bang!
Where is this one?
Jack, are they still riding?
There's no shot, right?
They have to check in on Ronan's jinx to see and provide some tips cause it's been bad for them lol
They're still riding it!
Just Jack, Jack, Jack!
It's been like fucking...
It's been forever!
No, just lying, just lying.
I think they won the tournament.
Yeah, I mean, it is alright when they win though.
who's winning the NBA finals? the Spurs or the Knicks?
uh the Knicks
no, I want to quit my job so I need to pay my bills
why is that? it isn't like I re-released the first song or what?
Like king of publica
Link to the full song and it's just fucking glitched. Oh my god
I mean I'm not busy right, it's just a glitch right there.
All right, this is okay.
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This part's not great.
Okay, that part's not great, but I think this is pretty good.
I mean, I think low key for what it is, like for a World Cup song or whatever, this is
kind of like a 7.5, 7.4.
7.4 for the parameters
Not for the for chat it gets a little bit of woke up song
It's it's not like make a song I think make a song I have to be able to walk out
I have to be family friendly whatever right because I get a visual song like I
Think considering the the the criteria is it's literally a seven point four
Shakira's like a four I mean
Check her song is like a four
Shakira.
Shakira.
Really? You like that?
Why not?
No, no, no, no, no, Jack.
Guys, guys, guys, you can't, you can't say about the past,
we're talking about a new song.
What is it, for this year, compared to this, the speed,
I think the speed is better.
This is not catchy, it's not good, it's not iconic,
it's not melodious, it's not a stadium, cool,
It's not World Cup. This is just boring.
This is just boring.
This is awful. I don't give a shit. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I'm a coming hater.
It's just awful. I'm sorry. This is not World Cup for shit. Nobody's playing this.
Nobody's gonna want to walk up. We'll remember this song. Nobody gives a shit, okay?
Yeah, I don't know who Jenny Roll is like
Check check
I've always got the most dog shit opinions
Shut her up and let's hear a DJ toenail dog buddy buddy buddy buddy. Your opinion
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And it's it's a problem. It's a problem. So don't come at me with this shit. But but dude, but dude
What about the way about the over there? We don't give a shit. We don't give a shit
Treat this new song as a new song. Okay, you know, you don't get it passed. You don't get it passed. It's shit chills chills
chills chills
What does he smile when his horse wins, but doesn't smile when he wins NBA Finals?
I don't get it.
Comparison is just the thief of joy, excuse me.
Strictly, the team should be.
The youngest participant in the track, the oldest participant in the track.
If all the guys do it, it's fucking sit and drive.
What doesn't he do it?
Chat, Loki, what doesn't he get on it and fucking drive his own horse, man?
He's heavy.
Anyway that's interesting
Very cool very cool
Deep bunker needed it
What?
Dude, I don't this is I'm a bit of a deal. That's also Twitter, but this is this account is like brand new
I don't know what this is. I'll they'll they might like it seems pretty crazy
Anyway, give us this.
Can I get the warmth?
The warmth, the warmth, the warmth, maybe?
The warmth, the warmth.
I need food, I need food, I need food.
Oh my god, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to work.
Yeah, I just want you to have a script and it says it all the deaths that they have to do that to die from this stuff and that and
after that they have to do all the points okay, you know, because what the fuck am I watching it's a blitz dog shit
Yeah, they have to get multiple bingoes
Okay, okay, check.
If you have a deaf bingo, they either perform it ad-rev, or they have a mental and learned
a disability.
Or disabilities.
You can even have a bingo of other disabilities because there's no way I'm watching.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, let's analyze the CPS here.
Okay, I heard one click it I heard one click it yo yo chat we're talking about
0.3 CPS. Hello
I see the show that it clicked twice
He's shielding, yeah, but if the game doesn't see any blocks to put water down, it uses
the shield.
It makes it a little bit harder because the animation will be weird, but it gets a spando.
Yeah, sorry, there's a bit of discipline.
It is.
Honestly, the hardest video I've ever had to make in my life.
I've gone back and forth.
Wait, it's big?
decision for me no longer be doing Simon videos. Today, 31st of May, will be my final Simon
video. You've been saying these words. Now take off that banana and shine some light
The Simon have been such a huge part of my life for over 12-13 years. For almost half
my life the Simon have been my second family.
head. We've gone up together. We've traveled the world together. We built something that none of us
ever thought was possible, especially back then when we were making random videos together and
playing GTA.
It was like that in real life, that was according, I mean it was all of his life.
Those early days, we have no idea that tens of millions of people are going to be watching
us on the channel.
So as soon as you leave, dude, the reality is that this takes a lot of time, okay, and
the way they run their shit is that they are participating and they all put all the effort.
If you can't put in the effort, it's okay to leave it.
If he's doing other things then he's a passion other things
Living for like five when you either go or like bound by fucking life of the shit like he doesn't have to be this fucking in
Yes, and I'll tell that if he doesn't enjoy doing it and there's the videos worse. Why would you do it?
Okay, well, I didn't want to see the metro file. It's really bad. Okay, look at my visa has also been why is the bandana hold like we just found out point
And so yes, yes, I will not be going as it's saying.
I'm just gonna, I'll be able to go chat.
Yes, I'm scared of thinking this like this guy has no whatever chat.
Like what is that?
Am I going to get hacked like this?
It's a Google vodka.
Um
These documents is meant for awareness. I'm it doesn't it's learning with the miners barely 18 year old. Okay. I mean that's kind of
Interesting
I'm trying to study a page of this shit. Yeah, there's 38 pages of this shit
I'm sorry this happened to me. I don't know. I'm not gonna read all this. Maybe chat. I'll
ask for AI review maybe later. It's not much of a boomer chat. It's a deadlock player,
which means that it's, let's be honest, unimportant. So this guy is to play Overwatch and everyone
would clown him, okay? Guys, his basic gameplay was basically throwing. And I don't want to
show those thoughts and state again is this playing the Washington game you
would play the game and basically just excuse me just the basis of the gameplay
was throwing the game okay and then he moved on to deadlock to where people
say that he's also doing I mean he's still match rank I mean he's a good
player he's not terrible but people say he's throwing by just playing the game
and now there's some some stuff about him I'm gonna do I'm not I'm not I'm not
I'm like a 38 pages of some shit. Um, yeah
Minimum energy more in the woman on average the woman need make up
Me being gate science, you got our car
So that's gonna be incorrect look it up
Hope you're happy and healthy well Jack Jack QC L Jack don't compare
evolutionary traits around beauty for men and women and compared to fucking
peacocks and birds like buddy it's all different it's all different one of the
same species some species have nice males some species have nice males some
species have nice it's just guys that's just how it is look up just one more oh
Oh my God, I actually can't.
Which one would you pay money for the,
which one would be the skin that you buy from the store
and which one would be the default skin?
I'm sorry, but once again,
the females just get totally mobbed.
And then the girls have to look nice and all that.
Oh, good.
So this is, no, he's right.
No, he's not.
Think about it from an evolutionary perspective, okay?
Evolutionary biology, all right?
Step one, so women have an intrinsic value
because they can be able to give birth
and they can have kids.
Okay, there's the biology
and then there's the sociology and the psychology.
The psychology is women like to be desired
and the women like to be prized
and they make themselves look good and pretty
and do all that, right?
And then they'll get attention and they feel desired
and that's gonna, so if men only want to go in
and bring themselves, sure, go ahead,
but I mean, the reality is that.
Men don't have that intrinsic value.
So they have to work harder in order to attract women
that have that intrinsic value.
This is a biological reality with almost every single species.
also men men are more messy than girls and clean up true true he's right true I
really like excuse me I like him yeah I mean I don't want to do this to him I'm
right excuse he's wrong be one I'd say it's come to the church or a page do you
say chat just chat chat say true and say he's right cuz I'm not about reading
is this. Jackson, he's right. He's right. All right. Okay.
It is everyone. I want to online it.
That looks disgusting.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, sir.
So I don't really saying it.
That bitch tough, that bitch gas, is that what he's saying?
That bitch tough, oh he's saying that bitch tough, when he looks at it, he said that bitch
gas when he eats it.
But I don't know what you guys, this looks like poison.
What even is that?
This is like a fucking like Chernobyl radiating radioactive jar fucking whatever tree they put in there
So it's what
It's it's Kool-Aid
Kool-Aid pickled
pineapple bed 40. Oh
Man, I can't I've heard enough of this
I've heard enough of this.
Moving on to the United Kingdom this upcoming week.
I don't know who to reach out for this.
I was supposed to do something with Zach Polanski, do something with Jeremy Corbin, do something at the Oxford Union.
And now
Chat chat is like he's ready meeting through a false cuz I feel like
Long but no one in the government kids really shit
Literal or figurative I might know
This game is called, um, something that's pretty good.
I think what we're trying to do is try to do a circle, um, for one of the monsters we're
going to spawn for the big night, but he's doing it wrong.
You have to get, you have to go into the ground and put a foundation and then build a big
ass circle.
I've done it before.
smiley face emoji, smiley face emoji.
Interesting. Okay.
What else do we have for the chat? Anything interesting?
Newswire US, UK labor lawmaker on science.
There's no reason to open our doors. Those who seek to spread hate and division.
who supported a proscribed tear group. Okay, I mean, that's pretty busy. I mean, I mean,
He's right.
Um, yeah, I mean, he's right.
What the?
Is that real?
What?
So is that all of Wolf-Force and Liv's?
Oh, that isn't Cyprus.
That isn't Cyprus. They live in Ireland. They live in Ireland.
Yeah, it's...
I'm not going to tell anyone who this is.
There's no problem getting McFlintess deplatformed.
He never said anything negative about me getting deplatformed.
He has no... whenever he's talking about freedom of speech,
speech he's talking about his freedom of speech action I guess he would never
support Nazis to be able to say what they said he would never support you
know the KKK to say what they said he's not supporting that at all he's okay
with them getting the platform do some Minecraft runs today what you think
I know I'm walking. What?
Well, I don't get it. What? What did I miss?
Did you say that?
Well, I didn't want to talk about...
Flintes should also be downed.
Support terrorist organizations.
I don't get it.
For western liberal democracies...
The last minute of it?
...that are supposed to protect and preserve speech.
Even if they don't have a First Amendment like we do here in the United States of America, they're supposed...
Hassan doesn't care about freedom of speech. He doesn't care about any of this. He had no problem getting Nick Fuentes de-platformed
He never said anything negative about me getting the platform. He has no whenever he's talking about freedom of speech
He's talking about yes, I mean, he's right. I mean, what about it? I mean chat
Yes, you've never said what not cease to be able to say which one but the cockroach lord of chat
I mean it was saying he's correct. Let's say what they say. He would never support. Um, you know the KKK to say what they say
He's not supporting that at all. He's okay with them getting de-platformed, but the moment that it happens to him will now it's different.
Being critical of Israel while effectively combating anti-Semitism is not...
Well, the example's a little bit egregious.
Some of these groups do borderline,
or it's not over the line.
Like, call to action, but sure.
Yeah, it didn't over the line.
But the reality is that it's unfortunate,
but some of the behaviors that the sun does
is also over the line.
And some of these features is over the line in the other way.
So, if you're green light over the light behavior, well I mean you have to green light over the light behavior on the opposite side, I mean you have to, otherwise you're hypocrite, I mean, don't green light over the light behavior and you won't have to worry about any of this shit.
You're not combating anti-Semitism. If you were combating anti-Semitism, your chat that we're all subscribed to you wouldn't be spamming hearts when you were reading a manifesto of a terrorist that killed two Israeli ambassadors.
I got to get outro. These are people that had nothing to do with the war. They weren't soldiers. They weren't fighting. They were just simply people in that country.
Like, I mean, this is, it's just definitionally not true.
Asian between anti-Semitism and anti-Zionism, this conflation between Judaism and Zionism.
The problem is that you are okay with organizations and groups that combine them.
them. So basically when you say that I'm not anti-
It's my take, it's my assignment. It's my take. It's that, it's that, it uses the blurry lines
that, oh, but I was talking about this group, but not, and then because, because it's implied
that it's long together.
The Jewish and the Zionist, that falls apart whenever you also say that you support
the Houthis who have their label and like this is their slogan is a curse on the Jews.
It doesn't say a curse on the Zionists. It doesn't say a curse on Israel. It says a curse on the Jews
So when you support people that are in favor of the ethnic extinction of Israel and everybody inside of it and Jewish people collectively
Well, that's right. Uh, yeah, they're gonna think you're anti-Semitic
That's like saying that like
Three cats. No
No, this is a kid. All right
There's no, there's no mommy nearby, okay?
There's no mommy nearby. This is an abandoned kitty.
No one in the right mind would leave a kitten in the sun in a cardboard box. It's insane.
They die in like five hours. There's no water, no food, okay?
I know exactly what this is. I know where people feed cats, and I know what this is.
This is definitely an abandoned cat. It didn't have probably the
The patterns
That rare pattern here, maybe wanted to get out of it or something
But uh
Yeah
You definitely should not take a cat kitty cat or a kitty cat from the street unless you know for a fact that
It's a bad like no mommy cat around
Yeah, I mean too. Very cute though. Very cute. Very cute.
Hello streamer, how are you today?
Chad, Chad, they live long. They live long. Yes, yes. The way that is, all these cats are like kind of like fully mixed.
They're like genetically like kind of built. You know what I mean?
But they're like, they're not invincible, but they're kind of well, like, well genetic creature.
All those fucking like bangles and shit both they died early like that like a
bunch of defects and shit like breathe that are too pure in breathing in shit
then they have a genetic deformations they have a problem with the with the
DNA and they don't they don't they don't live at all
yeah I seen that I see that yep see that
All right, there's some people waiting by it.
Fifty-nine-months excuse now.
There's a couple people waiting.
Let's just go for it.
Oh, nice.
What was that?
Huh?
Why?
Yeah.
a couple hundred
Yeah, you're shimmying out of people these guys want to know if they do some shit
Is it gonna be on the internet? It's gonna be widespread
It's what I know if they did something bad how bad is it gonna be on the internet and it was gonna go viral or nothing?
What I'm streaming yeah, why do I need to ask you guys?
Oh, come on. It's a kids game. Come on chill
Well, you could like would you guys do the same to a kid if you came up?
Jesus Christ
Yes timing
Really man
So what's that what why are they waiting for okay check let's just scalpers are fucking
Brocast bitches they wait and they fucking scum on these fucking things for like fucking four dollars buddy buddy
The the margins on these is not even anything worth anything. They're just fucking stupid. It's cringe
Whatever
Whatever
Nice
Look five dollars
We were actually doing something though. Okay. What were you doing explain? I'm curious
We actually got a pack and there's a 10-minute method if you need us packing here, but 10 minutes
It gives a better reference
Okay, but since you walked up, and we tried to
From the first pack right still getting your pack. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? So now that you know
Yeah, let me just get the packs and then it's all yours
What okay?
Yeah, these things install a camera AI right and says yo bitch ass brokeie that's been fucking send my shit
Get the fuck out before I pull out the machine
And then you go in and you go if it's if you don't you know you're gonna you're gonna pay some money to buy me back
Some fucking whole opens up what I want to do
Well, that's what I would do. That's what I would do
Yeah, you enjoy that
So funny.
That's crazy.
Rocked.
Eventually.
Yeah.
Scammers are awful.
It's insane to think there's still methods to scan these machines.
Like, how is there still methods?
Like, there should be still methods.
Like, dude.
You know what? I actually buy those at the airport.
at the airport, these are pretty, they're well-stocked.
And then I go to the airport, I buy a bunch of boxes and packs.
I mean, they're all there, and, you know what I mean?
At the airport, I'm, oh, shit, I think the strat's
no fuck to G, to G, to G.
Nope, still haven't heard anything from Twitch.
61 months, Mr. Cow.
Still sad, still tired, still haven't heard anything
from Twitch.
So we're gonna sit here, we're gonna do a little-
Help me, help me, help me, help me.
Community appreciation, chat appreciation stream.
Say thank you for everything.
And thank you for hanging out with me
during this nonsense.
It was like, dude, all, I'm just sad.
What's happening?
I'm just, I mean, I'm mad too, but like.
I'm just sad.
You walked 30, 40 miles to join the theater,
I was denied it.
So many of my friends have meet and greets
that I signed up for to surprise them at.
So many of my friends are doing panels
and workshops and all that and and are at artist alley and are just in there
and I just want to see them smile I just want to surprise them show up at their
shit make them happy see them smile all right well that's that's not good the
candle is to give us an old bullshit let me all bullshit I mean yeah but I
I think if you're somebody that only plays sports games and cod you're actually horrible
Like the reason you don't branch out is because you're unironically
Garbage at every other video game
Refuse to learn other game mechanics outside of just real-world sports that are built into games that you already know and just
No duty running check. Okay, there is a white story that I just let me explain you
Let me tell you why he's running for this scene.
Just look at NBA 2K.
They know that the community cannot learn one new mechanic.
So they have one game mechanic that can be brute-forced with a fucking glitched controller,
or fucking Zen or Xen, and 90% of the players that play the game have that Xen or Xen,
or whatever the fuck.
If the game has one...
PXQC, PXQC, PXQC, PXQC.
The game has one mechanic.
one, and the players have to cheat it, like that's just sad, think about it, one mechanic
and it can't do it.
Guns, that like you don't want to learn what Overwatch is, or Marvel rivals, you don't want
to learn what fucking Rocket League mechanics are, so it's like you just sit in this bubble,
I think if you're somebody that only plays sports games and cod, you're actually horrible.
The reason you don't blanch out is because you are unironically garbage
have led to
Chad did it yeah, they leaked some sort of like browser sores they leaked some so as some sort of lot
Overlighted so they can can abuse and whatever and it's what I put in is a lot
So to come back in full swing after classes after finals over and full focuses victory and walked out as the MVP as the only remaining member
Okay
Big thaw
Hold on
Hold on
Hold on
Let me check
If you can hit two times, you just
My god.
Hey, stop!
Stop!
Are you for a glitch in this shit?
What are you doing, bud?
That is.
Can't bring up the machine.
Can't do that.
What are you doing?
Loading has permitted it.
Machine inventory will be released periodically.
Product will have purchased the mid-set.
I'm getting a ghost set everywhere, bud.
I already got a s***.
The game banger
What do you want to do
Okay, come on
All on
Touch me again all on recording
Years are white trash, bro
You're a white trash.
Look at you.
You look like you came out of trailer park.
You're a white trash.
You can't show your fucking nose, sausage, rocks.
You're fucking weird as fuck.
I don't know.
I was pleased to come in.
You're gone, bro.
You ain't lichin' at anyone.
You're trying to steal everything out of here, bro?
Stop touching me.
Stop fucking touching me.
I'm gonna show this to the police here.
Get out of here, bro.
Fucking stealing shit.
Not even paying for it.
What are you talking about, bitch?
You're stealing all of it.
Bravo your shit, bro.
Jack.
I said last time I said again, I'm gonna keep it a buck and I'm not gonna go my time with this fear
The piece usually the people that that that film and report those are you that we're gonna do the same thing themselves
That somebody's doing it before yo, you know for a fact 99% of the people that fill this shit are
Glitchers and campers and scalpers themselves, and they're doing the fucking crime Italian if you can't have you thank you
get out get out of here
you're talking shit you probably did the same shit to other games
everyone shut up you ruined pokemon for everyone
i did
everyone give us a fuck about you you're the white trash
dude i don't give a fuck
i don't hear
go fuck yourself
get out of my way please
i'm not trying to touch you
touch me
i'm not doing nothing
Yeah, you know, there's you have something to wear.
You have your social security number
and your fucking passport ID and shit, right?
And you get that pre-order one box.
Like a very anti-bot system, right?
That assures that you get one box
if you want to go and take the measure
to put all your info in there.
I don't give a shit.
You're coming to know what it's mean, bro.
I saw you try to hit him.
I tried to trap him or something.
What?
Big damage, I get scared, but it's a soul for you.
Chad, Chad, did I mean Indian yet?
Chad, yeah, they're gonna stall you for another fucking tournament.
Fuse, Chad, do I just keep digging down?
Get the fuck out of here, you dumb fuck!
Yeah, you're ugliest fuck!
What do you think you are?
Excuse me, can you visit to Toronto for meet and greet and where is the merch for the future of season 4?
Yep, you are.
You're not getting anything else!
Get the fuck out of here!
What's wrong with you?
you touch me you like you want you see that yo yo come on brah
that way this kid can't buy the Pokemon he just put three people get the fuck
out of here shut up bitch
fuck you don't yeah I don't think stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
Stop!
Guys, stop!
Stop it!
Stop it, can someone-
Stop!
Please stop!
Stop! Please!
Excuse me, I can't.
Oh man, anyway.
I
Leave the cardboard for the children how about that?
There's a skeleton spotter on the thing
That's you I mean I don't give a shit I go I go to the store and I buy the place
We'll all the kids and get it. I don't give a shit. I like what I can
And I think I do it ethically. These are the only way I think I go and buy by the whole fight
about anything sponding in the store fuck it I don't give a shit doesn't matter
though right all right Ron I have a lot of questions okay I've got a lot of
answers so I there's no point of having the pearl and the water in my let's kill
the matriarch mr. County is I just did honestly
I just want to know what is easier to protect my life is it a pearl or water
What's easier because bro that water like I have to actually
So here's the problem with the pearl
You have to beat yourself with momentum meaning like if you're falling to the ground can't aim in the distance
You have to just aim down. You know I'm saying like oh my god
That's what I'm worried about. I can do that. I don't have to get water either. I had this solution on day one
You put a pearl on the one
And if you're gonna die you click one
Down right click and you're saved. There's nothing about it. That's difficult or recover it. You put a pearl on one
You can always be momentum
Yeah, maybe just a lot
I can give you both low key I just do give them both chat
I'm the type of guy to die to
Pearl damage though.
Like that's something I would do.
That's very like Nicholas Stewart core.
No, no, no, Jack says the same thing, the other thing.
I just go water and...
I'll give you both for a drink.
Here, take them.
Do not ever fuck a pearl.
Oh my god, bruh.
Just fucking take a pearl.
Like if you throw it at a tower,
you're gonna teleport to a tower.
If you welcome me to the jungle right now.
Jack, everybody knows if you're ending the game,
you have to use mushrooms,
all right.
Seeds,
more cold runs and raw chicken if you don't have raw chicken in the end you cannot finish the game
load in a dory full of fucking dog shit you need to go to joseph how do you throw him right click
or left click right click or left click do not fucking up to see it's right click right please
i'm talking like jinx you can't that is how we're gonna die like you will a thousand percent die if
If you throw it at a fucking tower, if you throw it at like the top of the tower, you basically
Oh my god, just throw it on the fucking ground, bruh.
You're telling me to stand up.
Who's the hitter?
You're telling me to stand up.
There's no second chance, there's no nothing.
It's instant.
Alright, but the positive is...
They're waiting for the script to be printed from the overlord on how they're gonna throw.
I throw it before I land.
They're waiting for the finalized version of it.
The writers are in over them right now because they exhausted all the dead options.
matter what right yeah god all right um okay all right i can do it i'm gonna
probably organize organize your hot bar and everything she's i don't know what
you have but i just want to make sure i just have food pickaxe water
what kind of ice curvy like you know server pearls bread i have three foods
three water tools for water pearls
Oh my god, I cannot lose again. I can't. I can't.
Oh, please. Please.
You ever pumpkin? Oh no, sorry. Pumpkin! Let me do that.
I gotta take a piss. Let me take my last piss. Yeah, take your time. Take your time.
He's gonna do it! Take it away!
I
Got I got it
What is dragon hurt so bad the normal
How is that possible?
How did we just die how did we just die?
No, I'm a hardcore is it that is that is that much damage?
And I had to even avoid that and I don't really get it skew see cheater
Chad the echo like hugged the towers when he went when he unpurchased
Just pro a pearl
My god, we're never gonna make down. I mean, I mean it looks hard, but it looks like it's kind of punishing if you if you
Actually kind of the dragon
We'll see
Don't touch don't touch you touch again. It's gonna be harder. Don't touch. I think she's a fucking dog shit
Okay, okay, you touch me again. The next one is gonna be 10 times harder. Okay, stop touching. Okay
You go how many condoms should I bring?
It's just bad like it's just bad in like all the ways
I'm supposed to do your fucking job you fat fuck. Do your fucking fat ass job. You understand?
I work with your detectives and I've caught over 700 arrested you fucking fat fuck. Do
your fucking job you fat fuck. You fat fuck. Get off the fucking doughnuts you-
Okay, okay. Jack, what in the burger is this? Your detectives and I've caught over 700 arrested
What he's got a fucking ice cream truck for fucking vehicle. I mean what the fuck is this shit?
Do not mobile the Christy cream fucking delivery car. What is this shit?
Jesus
Yes, and no like I need to know
Everybody's saying yes. Yeah, there's a lot of people saying yes, and I had pros saying yes, okay
So we need to say yes, okay, so we need to hopefully one get a good map like a map
That's like not like super high and then you got a number jing see in case you're not with me
If there's ever a time what does he get a pearl?
The dragon is coming you have to find it yourself sometimes you got to be under the bedrock in the middle, okay, or just stay with me
I'm gonna try to just stay next to you the whole time. All right, just fucking just fucking both men are men
I'm basically just to give you my game plan. I'm just gonna stay next to you the whole time and listen to you the whole time
I don't want to fuck us up. So I need to know this last thing we purchase like what to do
I just the only thing that's the question
I want to see what the prediction is
My thing is is like do we run away or do we just stay like I run low ground or do I just sit sit low ground?
Well, they said it flies upwards. So if it flies upwards we go low and oh my god
writers just telling me and we get
Dying when you get by fall damage. Huh? We can't hit us
Fuck last time because we were high up because something up and that's when we got double hit
We have to get away and low away and low
We have to or we'll die again and then we're gonna be right back at square one
Yeah
Yeah, bro, and you have a flight in three hours, so we have to win this all right. There's no more losing
Well, I thought it said ten days. I've played video games
for 24 years this is gonna be the hardest I've ever tried in my entire life
I'm just gonna stay with you and listen to you
have you ever done the soap a stream you're ready I'm ready I also don't want
to overthink it I think we got bad RNG last time bro just fucking start man
You take one, just don't put it in yet, just, you know, here, boss, but definitely not yet.
Right now, take it.
Oh my god, I'm actually nervous, oh god, I'm nervous.
And I beat this game like 10 times, bro.
Jack!
Alright, listen.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Honestly, just still, just need to fucking dig a hole, and fucking stay in it, and then just make it 11, finish the game, okay?
Okay, get low get down get away. We're not gonna go for the ax shots. We're gonna keep our distance and bow him
Tell me when did you we need to do that? I'm gonna be on your hip the whole time, and I'm gonna be listening to you
Don't I don't want to play this again on God
Oh God, I don't want to play this again
God, I want to go home on God. I don't care about anything anymore. I just want to leave
All right, I'm gonna build the endermen tower when we get in for myself, okay?
Okay. Okay.
Chad, why don't I make a big mushroom plate at the bottom?
You can't get knocked up. You can't do anything.
Just fucking put, do a big ass fucking, a big mushroom plate.
Block in, bro.
A two block high ceiling for the entire arena.
Don't panic and scream, because then I'm going to panic. Stay calm.
Well, didn't mean to show that, how?
Is that new?
It's lagging, I think I want you to...
First thing in my build is this tower.
Why is it lagging?
I don't get it.
I already got one, I already got a tower.
I'm fucking locked.
Those chat, is this low enough, like right here?
Like, I don't even know, is this low enough?
So this was a decent chat, but I think the ceiling, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
Those chat is this low enough like right here like I don't even know is this low enough
So this was decent job. I think if it's the ceiling that the the background is really overwhelming
Makes it lag and makes it grainy
Oh hold on okay, yeah, maybe we can make a hole maybe we can make a hole
Oh, but I think it can it's a yo yo. Yes 45 fucking stone blood. Let me building a fucking plate
Make a hole
Okay
Make a hole make a hole
Make a hole run make a deep hole deep hole
Okay, Jinx. You make that's good. It's good. It's good. I hit four play. I killed four towers already. What the fuck is that?
He's coming down. He's coming down. He's coming down. He's coming down. Come on. Come on.
I think you got to run fast. Why, why, why would he put the hole next to the fucking...
Go in the hole. Go in the hole. Hide in the hole.
Okay.
We can't go. It's fine. It's fine.
Chad, this is a grave. This is a grave, no?
Wait, come up. Come up.
I think that's what he's talking about.
The coffin's cracked.
I've already gotten four towers drawn.
I like this one.
This is the most nervous I've ever played.
61 months.
I'm going to get one of the towers.
So many months.
Wow.
I got four.
You've been with me for so many different parts of my life.
XQCL.
All right.
I got five.
I got five.
I got five.
I got five towers.
Oh, that's the new script.
That's why.
How many are left?
The producers that make a grave.
and wakily sends poison in there.
Nice. I mean, this guy, the arena is pretty much pro match-winner.
This is a good arena. Is he coming? What do I do?
I don't know yet, bro.
Is he coming?
I don't think we come to this hole.
Bro, I'm nervous.
He's not coming yet.
What could possibly be bad about the hole?
There's no way the game could be on this.
What could be bad about the hole? I wonder what could be bad about the hole.
I wonder what could be bad about the hole.
Everything is bad about the hole.
like was she three quarters to talk to me whenever he's doing I need eyes on
him ways in can't move and if you had ever an intervention he was going into
the hole though that the last hour
you gotta do it from like a back angle
shoot it up like that like I'm going back kind of going this way I don't know
where yeah it is that one you see it now you gotta hit that your minecraft
runs are genuinely a motivational lesson on reciting and seem looking forward to
you
I don't know what he's doing he's just I something's happening something's
happening something's happening what's up in any other name the whole the
What something's happening. I'm running to you. I mean it's Persian. Yeah
Yeah, go to the go to the go to the coffin
Yeah, yeah, you don't chat if I check house a producer chat you know I tell him I was gonna build keep building
The fucking the coffin is no fun. You break down under the plate and fall to death. It holds the muck
Holy stuff
That's how it works. You just have to remember where the tower is. It's marked with red. Okay
Got it
You see you gotta their color the fucking color coding the whole map
I need you to watch the dragon watch the dragon
No more rigid
I
Wish I was on trouble
This is finished it by the way. Now we shoot him. Let's say the other hole say the hole
I'm a guy this is the thing near the hole and the hole has a staircase and you can't lose
I think so, yeah, it's it's a little bit of a
All right, he's gonna get a minute
And then what is it?
He's gonna end it man, I can already tell deep deep deep deep deep deep
That's the first one, wait for a sec.
Wait for the second swing.
Second swing.
Oh good.
Come back.
J- I'm telling you, run in a minute!
Don't worry, he's not gonna hit us, he's too hot.
Keep hitting him, more jigs!
Hit him.
Take a name.
Remember, I limited arrows, you got pre-fire him a little.
Yeah, yeah, like trace him, trace him, see where he's gonna go, yeah.
Here he comes, here he comes!
Hit him again. Hit him again. Nice job, Jokes.
Come on up. Please. This is the end.
I'm losing him. Losing him. Boat maybe?
It's ZVPS, sir.
I don't know. I am.
No, I'm up.
He's pumpkin heading because he doesn't want Enderman.
But Ron is not a pumpkin.
He's like string.
I can't see what this pumpkin had. It's not easy, Ron.
I'm telling you. I can't see shit.
Can't even see my own cough.
What?
What?
I can't see what's his hat.
Bro, I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Move, move, move, move, move.
Here goes the enemy.
Here goes the enemy.
Exploded, exploded.
What's up with the arrows?
I can't hit him.
I have a lot of arrows.
Well, I can't see anything.
Just pay attention to your bow health.
Just because you have all my arrows.
How much?
70%.
70%.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
You gotta start pre-firing in front of him, Jinx.
What the fuck are they shooting at, though?
Listen, when he percs, when he perches, when he perches, that's when you shoot a shit
until you go oh no oh no you know I'm here the hole and we can't lose stay
you're the hole there's purple thing under you see it don't run into that
chat chat when you can't lie by it's live I'm going to light him up tell me when
it deflects I need to know I need to know
I'll come back to the hole come back to the hole
alright alright alright he's going down he's going down he's going down
It's not good though.
Oh yeah, I guess you're damaged.
Wait for a couple of turns, right?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
First hit, wait for a second.
Second hit.
Shot, shot.
Like I'm the end of it
In a minute, I'm the opposite I'm here watching
Did you I know run, but I'm telling you it's hard to see
You're panicking you're panicking you have all the time in the world. We have a strat now
Yep
See I'm not even gonna take more anymore. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait now. I'm gonna wait
I mean I was down and then three sex no you hit him nice good. Hey Wow
Thank you
Yeah, it's like a world what it's like a war strap
Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
Nice! I hit him! Nice!
Nice!
I've seen this before a year ago though.
That when the dragon perches
it should be immune to arrows
just the way that it is when you're at the bottom.
I messed up. I messed up. Oh my god.
Oh my god! Don't do that! Don't do that!
You got it! React quicker!
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Because the dragon needs to immune to arrows
when he's perched. So when he's perching he should be immune to it. It's predictable.
I'm looking for the pink, I know, I won't want to move around from the pink, don't be stuck in a spot where there's too much pink around you.
and a man and a man hit him any enderman hit him hit him I hit him
run him hit him sorry
25-30% I'm gonna stop.
You got this bro!
We can't see how far.
I hit him from far!
Don't waste too much, you know?
Yeah, I have 60% I'm gonna wait till he's closed. He's under half health wrong.
Hey come back over here when he perches like right here so he can just jump in the whole like instantly.
Yeah yeah yeah smart smart positioning. Yep. Yep positioning.
Let's do it, Jakes!
Go on, do you just scream?
Yes, let's do it.
Ready? Here he goes, here he goes!
Come on.
Full shots, full shots.
Redict him. Hit him.
Hit him.
I hit him, I hit him, I hit him.
Hit him, I hit him.
Come on, Jakes. I hit him.
Jakes, keep shooting him.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
In the vent, in the vent.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you gotta hurry.
Chat, chat, what is happening?
Is that the Jainese are knocking Enderman up in the air popcorn
and it lines up in his crosshair.
That's how they lose it.
Like, the Jainese are locking in it
and it's like chucking the fucking Enderman in the correct spots,
like fucking locking, bitch.
So far, we've just chill.
God, your boys, just keep shooting.
Or pull a sky crab.
Or pull a sky crab.
Hold on now. Hold on.
the sky the sky grab scripted that's hard that's hard oh my god
I hit him from so far Ron
I'm pre-firing him oh shit there's mushroom
where'd he go
you can't see with this thing I swear
he's going down he's going down you gotta just keep going come on
Oh
Already I think it's like where he does it like five seconds
Come on come on
He's destroying everything now. He's actually destroying everything now. Don't worry. He's not mad at us. That's not mad at us
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
No, no, they still do that sound even though it's not aggro on them, right?
Now you need to thought that it did that sound what it's what it's aggro only on you
Dispredictable shots
Jinx you have to full charge your phone
Full, full charge about it.
Watch out, Michael.
I want to do it.
Look at the enderman, man.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Move your position.
Look at the enderman in the face, then.
Press it.
Bro, I can't see Jack.
At least one.
You can full charge about it every time.
Come on, man.
Yo, president, yo, yo.
Jack, they shouldn't be allowed to finish without at least getting 10 enderman in the
end.
You should be one of the press.
Kill 10 enderman.
He's right.
He's right.
I thought it was weird.
It's weird.
They either killed ten of them or...
Did you lag out or something?
No.
A push.
Push.
Go on.
Come on, Jigs.
You gotta hit these.
Go lower.
Predict them.
Predict them.
Predict them.
Hit.
Hit them.
Hit.
Nice.
Hit them.
Nice.
Hit them.
Back up, back up, back up.
Hold, hold, hold.
Now, now, now.
Jigsie, don't die like this.
Not like this.
Jigsie, just run in.
oh my god oh my god oh my god bro excuse you're taking the final shot remember yeah yeah
yo yeah yeah how do I need to go to the commens and then force aggro spot it and
our main line is cross there because predictable predictable look you see how predictable you want
to aim a little bit in front jinx like no
Next birthday spam him next we can shoot
Dude you got to look at your ground sometimes jinx look at the fucking purple
He's shining he's mad he's mad he's spamming yo yo yo yo when phase two what is phase two fix the fucking game
Yo, I swear boyang make this shit way super easy go to phase two
No, nice, you're fine. No, no, I'm a child. How much out how much out of you? Oh my god, I just died of that
Just full heal before you take shots look at the ground make sure you're good
Eddie so long shoot we spam we spam
Run back run back run back home hold now
Enderman hold now. I wrote this week last night man
Enderman look at him and look at it. Fuck you
Come on, we gotta stay away from our hole. We gotta stay away from our hole. Why because she shot a fireball
And it was blocking our hole. He was smart. You see you're gonna take some shots. Come on. It's almost dead
full charge full charge right now
In front of him in front of a little
Come on, take your time.
Come on, Jigs.
Look at an interim man there.
Come on, Jigs.
He's solo.
No!
Unless they got the revised ship, the Skycrab stretcher.
Did he get that in his email?
He's solo.
It's fine. Just come on, Jigs.
I got it. I'm going to guide him.
Relax. I got it. Don't worry. I got it.
Nice. Jigs.
the goat hold on not over yet no they say they said to go to the end they said
to go to the end not over yet not over yet
Stag rabbit? Stag rabbit? Hey, Jack, they've over there.
Hold!
Ah, he knows, he knows.
Oh
My god
Anything you want to say, bro?
Not over. Not over until they get in. I won't give a shit.
No, I won't give a shit. I won't give a shit. It's not over until they get in.
My craft is not to be underestimated.
Wow.
Shall we, Jakesy?
Yes, we shall.
Oh my god, it's over!
It doesn't count. I'm not gonna tell you why, but multiple Minecraft Pros and Achievement Hunters have said that this one is invalid.
I'm not gonna tell you guys why though, but it doesn't count. I don't give a shit.
It took you a long time for me to explain it, but it doesn't count.
everybody knows foster ron than we will have the credits bro
xqc I've been with a hundred gifted drop I was here guys this is your last
chance to get the exclusive pig match if you get one sub no egg no quest plus
hidden commens and corrupted files plus high-vives in a server doing tricky
shit the plus blocking the fireballs win add in mode with invisibility and
god mode I can't not be I wonder that I'll retweet that's a retweet
still no but don't care didn't watch skip the ads and fuck you
Man, this has been the craziest marathon I get to retweet.
So my balls, we don't care.
We.
Um, yeah, also, I guess I some splashed the dragon with weakness.
He wouldn't hit them too hard.
I saw it.
I said, I don't give a shit.
You're not going to guess, are you?
Joby sucks.
Um.
Big time shift.
Oh.
Big time shift.
What's the focus?
Oh, they can't say what the fuck is this, but this is a live stream.
Uh, why are you giving them a video?
Why are you giving them a video?
The mom did not raise you.
Fuck, if I have no mom, she left me.
Fuck the people.
Can't blame her!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Alright.
She was.
Every EU should I see chat is always on a roll that happens
Where's that?
Yes, snipers plowing him
He plays full of it with snappers. Wait, really?
Oh, there's others around them, man. Oh, come on, bruh.
The cheaters is having him? Weird, I would never.
time
the force ain't clever
ring it needed
what the fuck why what
it's needed it's needed it what the fuck
you can hear your pc it's for the pc it's it's the fan because it's very
cold in here for some reason. Alright what is this?
Well the heat has a fan on it this one.
I don't understand what is this
Guys this is for the online gamers this way in real life, huh?
A new priority futuristic rare within a futuristic rare, what does that mean?
Chat, which I went and is available in store weather.
Wait, what?
Chat, what is that?
Is that the old Charizard?
Like a revamped?
September 16th?
I
Hold on
Interesting
Check is there any any match wins in this or what?
This card is in any playable. It's gonna be $200
When my friend, oh no, how do you know the shit?
Crystal gear
Wait crystal gear fuck is that that's what I want
Maybe some hidden mares, maybe apps
Wait, true!
Wait, true!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Haha!
Jack, I want you out, as in high school,
Jack, I was a fucking demon.
Okay, do you know what I did?
What I would do is, I would take one of these, okay?
Take one of these, and you break the top,
and you take a small piece of it,
and you put it under your chair leg,
in all four legs, and you wiggle your chair around,
and it makes the big ass fucking mid on the ground, Jack.
Jack, it makes this big ass joint on the ground,
it's awful.
It's, Jack, I was bored, I gotta say it.
Jack, I was a dumbass, I was in high school.
I hate the Knicks, but you know what, I actually move with them to win the finals.
I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
Hey, hey, hey, I said it, I said it.
They turned me into a fan just because I wanted to lose it.
I'm a hater.
Ew, well that's disgusting, what?
$10 for yourself despite being a paper billionaire.
Why do you choose to operate that way?
It's funny talking about my personal finances because no one ever believes anything I say so I mean you're a billionaire
I'm like, that's net worth. I don't I have negative money right now. I'm borrowing money. That's how little money I have
Technically everyone watching this video has more money than me
um and their bank account if you subtract the equity value of my company which doesn't buy me McDonald's in the morning or whatever but
Yeah, why do I choose to keep it away? It's not I don't know. I just don't really think of it
I wake up. I just work and I mean just so busy
I mean, I feel like it's like talking to the financially educated, like, you could be borrowing
money and doing some shittiest companies or whatever for like tax and whatnot and have
a lot of shit into fucking assets and whatever and then buy a lot of stocks.
My personal pink account, if that makes sense?
You can turn some of the shit into liquidity anytime that he wants to.
I'm putting every time I get a paycheck and buy gold and put gold in the room I got a big stick of fucking gold bar there
Guys on paper. I have the $20 of my name and I got fucking 60 million of fucking golds
But guys, I'm not a millionaire. I have $60 my name is all I got so I got this I got this on I mean
Yeah, I mean making the greatest use possible and building business as big as possible
You said you you keep less than one million dollars for yourself despite being a paper billionaire
Why does it tell you 14 million in a single crypto account to see these guys and also uneducated it?
I mean, well, this guy says what the video says thinking that he's debunking it
40 million crypto would also be assets that would all that would also be stocks like that that's still not liquidity
And you choose to operate that way
Do you like feastables?
Kill yourself
You don't like Feastable?
Not really.
Do you like Feastable?
Uh, no.
Just no.
Why, just no.
Just no.
Oh no! Yo, what the fuck am I watching?
Okay, bro, who think this?
What are these TikToks?
I mean, true, I guess.
I think true, I guess.
Jack, Jack, Jack.
These young gamers, I don't know what it is, Jack.
To attack it, had more of a second.
They don't know what it's like to attack it, to attack it.
Volstaya Industries second.
They don't know what it's like.
And then they don't know.
Volskaya second, they don't know what it's like it
Against ball divas diva fucking uh, well, I don't think balls out of them
That was that was against fucking it
Wait, what happened
what is he doing what what the fuck is he doing
okay he's absolutely up with it at this
Let's do it again.
Who's clashing the door?
Okay, what is this?
Hey, I slothed, should we watch it?
Chad, low key though?
That would have been kind of decent though, the movie was like this.
Chad, realistic, almost kind of dark, rugged, like it.
But you know it's Minecraft, you know what I mean?
like there's hints of it. I like that actually. I don't like this. I think this is.
Yo, hold on.
I don't mind this.
Hold on a minute.
Okay.
Holy cinema.
Yeah, I enjoyed that
Holy fuck I like this
I can't watch this.
Easy.
Oh, that's not bad.
Chat, that's good.
Wait, it's actually blue.
Wait, it's actually blue.
Chat, am I dumb?
Wait, what the fuck?
Why would they use a different blue?
What's that for now?
Two.
Yeah, two.
Whoever's at the finish line, you need to take them out somehow.
Well, how is he cheating and losing?
You know what I mean?
I'm like, muda bro. I can't believe that I'm turning into this, but...
That's just...
What, the natural guy? What's the natural guy doing?
Wait, the natural guy that the guy was cheating!
I said the finish line you need to take them out some yeah, that was there was in my game
Maybe camp at the finish line
You know what I mean
For all that is holy I summon fish molly for all that is holy I summon fish molly for all that is holy
I summon fish molly. Yes. He was in my games. Oh
Who's a sniper he let me win?
But he's cheating
Come on bro, come on bro, ready?
Yeah, who does this?
Okay.
Chat, people said that the greatest hand watch chat was watching OKC lose.
But that will turn into the biggest hand watch is seeing when we lose against the next in 5.
In fact, I'm putting some money on that shit. I don't give a fuck.
Oh! I'll get her!
Oh, he's coming. He's coming quick. He's coming fast.
Oh, he's getting on me.
Oh
Ouch my ears
But then but then the question the second question actually gives you a hint of what the answer the first question was
Someone's flying.
Now it happens a lot, it happens a lot.
Especially in mathin'.
Okay y'all, so I'm starting a junk drawer.
And this is all I got in my junk drawer so far.
Aluminum fulls, some shawls, a piece of bubblegum,
some mo gum, and some ketchup packets.
What else should I have in my junk drawer?
Um, I don't know. Pencils.
Chance Hannon to walk up for Huckie?
No way, no.
They lost the move!
It's not.
So how do you invent a sport and then suck at it?
I mean, you can't just take it with the license, there's no other people to play this game.
We made this game.
Did you make it so only Quebec can play the game?
I mean it, just take it away.
Banners can play the fucking game, we made it!
Bro, we made it right here, right here!
We made this game!
Fuck you guys!
Motherfucker.
Frauds.
What made it was we?
We made this game!
Did you know that?
Alright, I know this is the awkward you're like.
Hi
and 50
What the fuck is he doing
That was good, that was good pass actually.
So there's nothing to forget the manager's tactics and press high.
Jack, is Jordan Switzerland or not?
Oh, Jordan is the country.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, man, I need to lock in today.
Actually, I need to lock in.
That was, that was, that was burned it.
I thought Jordan was the striker.
Jesus.
Um, anyway.
True, chat people will never gain the justice chat.
I have all streamers.
I probably had the most impressive collection of boxes
that you've ever seen it.
Did you know, fun fact, I had one boxes
of every single iteration,
of every single possible appendable box.
Every single holiday or promotion,
even the ones that were paid for,
the big ones, the gold, the black ones,
one of all kinds.
And they all self-consumed
Yep, yeah, I had a premium game version box nobody has that shit nobody has that shit
The fuck
Wait, Jay, is there an interactive way to show all my boxes?
Wait, what the fuck is happening?
My boxes are disappearing.
Jay, there has to be one somewhere, right?
Guys, there has to be one.
I showed my two boxes, right?
This one?
I was the best I was in top three top two. I wasn't I love you
Jack is there any proof of this Jack I show my box way back in days
it to come on show me it's not there if it doesn't exist oh yeah
and so I got bowling and what the fuck doesn't matter moving on
Then I show my boxes.
Victory pole was nice.
Moving on boys.
Yo, I flicked in the box randomly.
Where I skinned it?
Earrnatch.
Nice.
What was the count on?
Isis.
I guess we'll never know.
I guess we'll never know.
So you'd have to see a bot.
I'd never look at my bot because I didn't give a shit.
Yeah, you'd be able to find one.
find one the American Fork Police Department has responded to the video I made about them
I am the Chief of Police for the American Fork Police Department
Chad E. Leiden
Chad E. Leiden is here too
I'd like to address the members of our American Fork
Considered Hills Community regarding some videos currently circulating on social media
I will offer a response to their response
There's a lot of new information in this response
that I've been wanting to get for a long time
so we'll go over that first
the main question is in my video
when I get to watch first stealing the Legos
when this wasn't a mystery to the police officers
officers, and they knew that I didn't steal the Legos,
the Josh Stoll Legos.
He basically stole a $200,000 collection of Star Wars Legos.
But still, why did they raid my house for stealing the Legos
when there's an overwhelming amount of evidence
that Josh Stoll the Legos.
When I requested the body cam footage of this
to try to find the answers myself,
they redacted everything,
and they claimed it was to protect the victims.
I think my theory is fair to what I said.
I can be wrong, Jack.
I think that a lot of it falls under the main guys lying, because they're all in the building,
right?
Me and they said it.
They looked at the camera footage because they went to the fucking store, and you know
they did all this with the flags, whatever.
They probably said that these guys got in and joined the shit.
Even though they probably took it out, they joined it, and they had footage of them getting
into the building and all that, or being in front of the building and all that, and-
And one of my friends said up at GoPro as we were getting started and we caught the entire conversation on camera
In three months the police department's answer has been this redaction is important because it protects Josh the victim of this case
However, we can clearly see that the police are looking for Legos and they saw no Legos
And they redacted this because they were embarrassed that they made such a stupid decision to swat the wrong person
They were so embarrassed that they swatted my house for so many legos that in all the police reports
It is completely redacted. The police department wants this information hidden so bad
They're willing to break the law to hide this from everyone
The only reason I don't know about it is because the receipt
Why is there not a body that's above these guys that's that that investigates
Internets is you guys like they go to say okay, the public says that this is fucked up
Let's take a look at it. That's right. And then they ask and they say yeah guys. Why do you guys redacted?
What are why didn't they do that?
I got tonight
FBI? They can go do shit though!
And my friend's GoPro that was recording.
So even though I've been asking them for three months, why I got swatted, they finally came up with an answer.
Jay, if I'm a level one FBI agent and I want to get promoted, I think on this case, secretly, and I go and I build this shit up and bang!
I go to the fucking top!
Which is...
I'm at the top!
I told them that I stole the Legos.
During contact with the Airbnb owner, the owner reported overhearing conversations about possible Stolen Legos.
Specifically, officers wrote in the search warrant affidavit, the homeowner also disclosed that he could hear multiple individuals inside the residence,
speaking about possibly Stolen Lego toys they had taken.
What what based on that information officers added a request within the search warrant affidavit seeking all
Also officers wrote in the searchable Airbnb owner it goes the owner reported over here
I stole the Legos during contact with the Airbnb owner the owner reported over hearing conversations about possible salon Legos
specifically
officer he wrote in the search. Wait, wait, they interviewed the Airbnb owner
and the owner overheard this how and how would that what? For an affidavit, the homeowner also
disclosed that he could hear multiple individuals inside the residence speaking about possibly
stolen Lego toys they had taken. Based on that information, officers added a request within
in the search warrant affidavit seeking authorization
to also search for and seize possible stolen property,
including label merchandise.
Fourth District Judge, Roger W. Griffin, reviewed and-
From a matter of perspective, at some point,
like at some point there used to be at least one
modicum of effort to see the other way around it.
Like-
Tri-Honstein, Tri-Honstein,
7th District.
isn't the problem here. It's it's more than trying their own shit.
Does that make sense?
I always like giving people the benefit of the doubt and I will take the police
officer's word on this but something fishy is going on here and everything can
just be cleared up if you unredact the audio and let everyone see the truth.
Also after we got raided and the police officers found no Legos all of this
footage has been redacted too. And my guess is if the police unredact this
footage, we will find out the answers once and for all. While we were getting
swatted, one of the police officers decided to injure me for absolutely no
reason. He claims it's because I was trying to make a fast movement. Don't
move like that. You understand me? Don't move like that. I'm going to like what
though when we replay the footage, you can clearly see I was not making any
fast movements. However, the police department has an answer to this
During Snyder's detention, Lieutenant Adamson took hold of Snyder's right arm.
Lieutenant Adamson later reported that he felt Snyder tense his arm, at which point,
Adamson moved Snyder's right arm behind his back to place him into custody.
The police department has made it clear. I did not, in fact, make any quick movements like the police officer claims I did.
So the police officer was lying, but not fully, because I did tense my arm.
However, he lunges at me extremely fast before he even touches me. So so how could you even know that I was tensing my arm before he even grabs me?
That doesn't make any sense
There's only one solution
I thought they were complaining like what psychic powers and you could tell that my arm was tensing up before grabbing me
However, this makes no sense because if the police officer did truly have psychic powers
He would have known that we were not the thieves Josh and Brandon were the thieves
Oh, it's not a correct idea. This can't be the case either
I'm trying to have him mind with these different possibilities for this to be like literally the only outcome left is that this police officer
Ended me for no reason however, please have another response to this of why I must be lying in the x-ray image displayed by mr.
Snyder in that video a
Small L is visible in the upper right hand corner of the x-ray the L indicates the image is that of the left shoulder
The video shows it's an Adamson handling Schneider's right arm during the arrest. Yes
The stock footage I used to show what this looking shoulder is
Image that's clearly not mine because I didn't go to the hospital. I went to jail
So how could I have taken this picture?
But anyways the stock image I used is of a left shoulder when my shoulder that got injured was my right shoulder
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, why is the police like debunking like random shit of a YouTube video, right?
When they could just be like using the intervention in the same video
For to debunk their own friends in their own warrants. I mean, no, no, no not riddle me just riddle me that if
If they debunked live the video where this particular photo happens, why don't they look at some of the footage and
debunk their own dog shit case?
I was editing this. I like to think highly of my audience that they would have known that this was a stock image
And I wouldn't have to spoon-feed every tiny detail to my audience
But now I realize that there's another portion of my audience called the American Fork Police Department
that maybe I do have to feed my every single piece of information too, so
I'm gonna use this as constructive criticism and in every single episode going forward now
Now that I know that the American Police Department is watching I'll be forced to spoon-feed every single detail as a professional
Slipliner. Dislocating my shoulder is almost a monthly thing for me
Yeah, I mean if it's not when it's cooked it's not cooked. Oh, yes, last right there
Three days before I got arrested I had a really bad ski accident where I had a really bad
Dislocation of my shoulder and any movement at all would have dislocated so I will say here
I don't think that the police officer was purposely trying to injure me
I think to a normal person this would have been fine, but for me in particular this was not good
But it was still justified and the police officer was just making up an excuse
And now they're making up an excuse to send it. Another thing I find shocking is the chief of police even after reviewing the dashcam footage
Says that we ran a stop sign. We just initiated a traffic stop on a vehicle for failing to stop before the stop line at a stop sign
And failing to stop completely at that stop sign. The chief of police looked at this video and said we ran a stop sign
And now he's using that to say this was a legal traffic stop the police officers did nothing wrong
At this point, we thought the best thing to do was to take Josh to court so he can be legally accountable for the crimes he committed.
However, to do that, we are first required to shut him in court.
Jack, this is kind of a classic, right? I'm sure if they argued in court.
Jack, these things are made kind of gray on purpose so they can stop anybody from anything.
It's a classic. I mean, is that what you can do?
told us to do. I got a process server and we went to his house to do this the legal way. However,
Josh did not want to do this the legal way. Instead, called the police us. Josh with Johnson
contacted the police and reported he was going to shoot someone as a result of the ongoing
harassment. Multiple officers immediately responded to the area. Josh was so scared of going to court
that he would rather shoot us than set these court papers. Josh's logic here is that if he can murder
the process server, then he can murder me and he can get away with his crimes because we know
what to do when in court. However, sadly for Josh, murder is illegal and now he just admitted
his plans to the police officers. He met in court police should at least be arresting Josh for
trying to use murder as a way to get out of court. But sadly, for some reason, they arrested me instead.
Can I be arrested?
Really?
Something about this seems off.
And all of the answers are in the body cam footage.
However, they redacted all the body cam footage.
So this is where I think if we all come together as a community,
we can somehow convince the American Fork Police Department to unredact this footage.
They will not redact it.
They will not redact it.
They will not redact it.
They will not redact it.
However, the American Fork Police does not want to unredact the footage right now.
And now, I've made up a new excuse of why I was the one justified being arrested.
Officer Sombat contacted the Marion County Circuit Court in Oregon to verify the legitimacy of the paperwork.
The court confirmed that the case was indeed legitimate, but that papers had already been served and no hearing date had yet been scheduled.
The police department said the reason they arrested me and not Josh this day is because they called to confirm if this was a real court case.
And they said it was real. However, the papers have already been served and now I'm doing this
Solely to get YouTube content and if that's true, I would like to see footage of it
They've released all the raw footage and that part doesn't seem to be in the right footage
Are you allowed to tell me kind of where they're at with the case
that was filed, I don't think proof of service or anything, but hearing what it is that
until a responsive file died, defendant.
Okay, so the defendant needs to be served with papers before the case will, I guess,
start.
Okay, but...
Yes.
Okay.
Even if that were true or not, it's still irrelevant, who gives a shit then?
I mean, I think they're allowed to be there anyway.
I mean, yeah, you don't need a legal reason to be somewhere, you don't need to, like,
it doesn't even matter.
Okay, thank you for your help.
That's all I'm saying.
No problem.
Right here, the police officer, I'm saying...
Yeah, I'm not the judge, I'm saying...
On March 10th, 2026...
...however you can see here that Josh doesn't get served until...
I'm saying that the whole topic is irrelevant. Nobody did the shift. He's allowed to be where it was at then.
He was allowed to be there anyway. It doesn't do anything, but it...
A few years later, March 13th...
So how could Josh have already been served on March 10th if he didn't get served until March 13th?
unless Josh is a time traveler there's only one way to clear this all up
American Court Police Department show me the time machine so now they say that I
have done all the check marks which constitute stocking. Let's go through them.
If the individual commits stocking, if the individual intentionally or knowingly engages in a course of
conduct, direct it at a specific individual. So yes I did do an action that was
targeted at a specific individual but that's what was required by the court if I want to take some of the court. If someone steals your stuff, if you go through the legal process and take in the court, there's not considered stocking. I have a right as an American to sue him.
Is reckless as to whether that course of conduct would cause a reasonable person to fear for the individual's own safety, or the safety of another.
The second check mark is that if a reasonable person would be scared, the police are claiming that since this action made Josh scared, this check mark is complete.
However, they've completely forgotten about the term reasonable. As we can see, Josh is not a reasonable person.
This is someone who multiple times has tried to silence someone by accusing them of being a heroin.
If you're using the crazy thing, they told me that they took over the location because the owners were using the location to fund their heroin addiction.
What?
Yeah, and that's how they took it over and saying they had a confidant in there that was grabbing all over their leg bones and just smelting bad all this stuff.
This is someone who threatened to murder me just for trying to serve on papers.
This is not a reasonable person.
It is not reasonable to threaten to murder someone just for serving papers.
A reasonable person will accept the papers.
So the second check box does not meet the requirements.
I need to try explaining this to one of the police officers earlier.
What I was saying.
What the law says is if the average person would feel unsafe by our behaviors.
So I think he's feeling unreasonably unsafe.
A reasonable person will not feel unsafe in the situation.
Well I can say the same thing.
I feel unsafe trying to conduct business with him
and he calls the police on me to hide.
I feel unsafe because of that.
Because we had a three hour search in our car.
He said we had heroin in our car yesterday.
We had a three hour search in our car.
That makes me feel unsafe.
I think that's reasonable for me to feel unsafe.
It's not reasonable for him to feel unsafe.
So Josh is actually the one who said he was going to murder me
if I take him to court.
But now, I'm the one that's been looking to
for funding to murder Josh.
How does this make any sense?
Mr. Johnson alleged that Mansel had hired a new Snyder
to harass, stalk, banalize the store,
threaten to murder the manager of the car.
But this guy is saying, let's be honest, this guy is saying, oh, oh, this guy or this is
saying this and saying that.
Like he believes a bazillion shit is other guys saying on his reports when he's seen
the video.
He's seen that they went up to him four times without making an arrest.
It's what's fucking useless.
This guy watched the video and has seen that this guy is giving him false information that
At least his office is wasting time,
but we're getting resources and money,
and taxed their money.
Like,
Now let's go to the heroin make up.
I mean, what, what a dog shit department!
And they claimed that we had heroin on us.
This officer did not do the search in person.
That's not how we've been subjected to the heroin.
Most of this footage is redacted.
So again, there's a big mystery of what happened.
King will come together and convince the American
police department to unredact this so we can find out the truth.
However, the police is claiming now
is that they did not get a call saying that we had heroin on us.
He said, they did just tell from the second we pulled over
that our eyes were glossy.
During the interaction, Officer Frotten indicated he believed Shaw's eyes
upshared glossy and expressed concern regarding possible impairment.
What?
If we look back on the...
Explain what kind of impranial dye I had though.
Explain it, at least debunk it.
I mean...
...pressed concern regarding possible impairment.
If we look back on the raw footage,
this is what the police officer said in his first interaction with us.
69.
Yeah, but these guys being able to drop?
Yeah, I think so.
I didn't see anything as, I didn't see anything clear as David Tyler, but I noticed.
What's the goal?
Right now.
Yeah, I was gonna, I was gonna scare him a little bit and let him go with all I really wasn't gonna do.
What?
Charges, or are we just tired of them being annoying?
It seems hard to take what the chief of police is saying seriously because so far almost everything he said is a lie.
So the only way we can actually find out the truth is if we unredact everything.
We already know the victim's name is Joshua Johnson. Why do we have to keep that protected? His name is already out there.
None of these redactions are protecting anything except for the police.
Now, I want to acknowledge my friend Sheldon and Dr. Died Bro.
So that's the thing that they used to search a girl for three hours.
The group stated they were supporting a GoFundMe campaign for a dying man.
One of the individuals later identified as Sheldon Norcross.
Officer Richardson then decided to seize Norcross' phone, pending the approval of a search warrant
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't do that.
No, no, no, sir.
According to Officer Richardson's reports, when Norcross was informed that the phone
was going to be seized, Norcross immediately began manipulating the device.
The phone has none of you with the initial arrest.
So even if that were true and I'm trying to get a warrant for what's inside of the phone,
that they had nothing, nothing in the initial stop range, right?
Uh, uh, uh, well, I allow him to take that phone in the first place.
The police officer claims that Sheldon was arrested
because he opened his phone to start deleting evidence.
However, we can clearly see in the footage,
Sheldon's thumb is heading towards that lock button to lock his phone.
Exclamation mark.
His phone was open when he pulled it out,
and the phone was transitioning from on to off,
Not from off to on.
From this response, it almost seems like the police officers didn't even watch the video.
So, so American Fork Police Department, if I'm your teacher, here's your homework.
First off, learn the facts of what actually happened.
Second off, stop lying about the fact-
They did it! They watched the video!
To see the fucking shoulder, they watched the video!
I mean, bro, they don't get the shit!
No one's believing it.
This is dead tourism!
The first thing is, unread actually audio that makes the police look bad.
Some of the best lawyers in the United States are reaching out to me right now. So eventually this is going to get released
Wouldn't you just like to get this over with sooner rather than dragging this out?
The more we drag this out the more content we get. So this only benefits me to drag this out
It doesn't benefit you if you unredact the illegally redacted parts now
You'll win over audience support much faster. It's kind of funny. It's a lot of you
probably think I'm like trying to like make fun of this other cop by how he was talking.
Brother, you mind turning up the volume? Holy, it's actual ASMR. Wow. I cannot really hear him.
Why is he whispering? No, I'm actually just like, right now I haven't been sleeping because I'm trying
to get out part three as fast as I can. And that's caused me just to like, stay up all night, every
night and not sleep and now I'm sick and have no voice but yeah I guess it kind of
I don't know why that police officer was talking with such a low quiet voice but
that's why I am at least I wasn't making fun of them it's literally I'm just
genuinely sick. If you want to see part three subscribe to my Patreon at
patreon.com slash reckless bin part three will be up there very soon part two I'm
only dealing with misimeters but part three is when they start accusing
You can't turn on this story because they want to watch the video.
I watched the video. I watched the whole thing.
I watched the whole video.
You weren't there because you probably were not there anymore.
I watched the whole video and all the other shit that's with it.
Fucking bitch.
You're just a moron. You're a moron.
Um, alright.
I'm going to finish it.
What is this shit?
I don't know why that police officer was talking about this shit.
Low 3.
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Part 3 will be up there very soon.
Part 2.
I'm only going to miss meters.
Part 3 is when they start teaching me felonies.
So it gets insane.
But yeah, stay tuned.
I'm going to crank out videos in the meantime until part 3 is done.
But thanks for all the support.
And let's find Brian's legs.
watch out what is scary though is that
uh...
and it's as a bit of a
what's gonna have to get a sad in a way is that
in order to get
make a good video good content
did it some stuff that's pretty borderline it's not over the line
that's gonna scary and that that's gonna bite me ask for sure a little bit
but that
doesn't mean that with the police is it wrongly they
is it wrong and i mean
so it's it's tough like
They didn't know they cooked a little bit, for sure.
If the play has to go through all the,
well, why did they cook a little bit?
What is this?
Is this true?
Two adults and three children right now.
Nobody's heard or seen it from any of them, right?
There's six people.
Have you guys heard from the wife or anything like that?
She's not calling.
She's not calling every day.
The UPS incident was really bad.
The dorm, the dorm to the building incident
with the fucking flags was bad.
The going back and putting stuff on the windows was bad.
All these things will add up and if they really lock in
and feel like they will, right?
It seemed unfortunate, but they could face at least
some form of regret just for that.
And yes, the police isn't that,
but that could be fucking forever.
Did they call and nobody answered any calls?
For four days.
Nobody's been to school.
You can help them.
Nobody has been in or out of the house from the neighbors.
Okay.
There's two callers, right?
I don't want to call today. I don't want to hear anything.
This is the system law. This is the system law.
What?
And what's your relationship to him?
I'm Francis, your friend.
We got the second caller saying that there was a male who had naked rockin' back and forth in the garage.
That was me.
That was you?
Yes.
You observed him in the garage?
I did.
A gentleman naked in the garage, rockin' back and forth.
How did you see him in the garage?
I don't know, worse than the idea is you're just rolling out.
Medical stage down the road.
I'll pass you.
Is that a big hole?
He's really nice.
Let's pretend I haven't made a decision.
What he wants to do at this point is spend Saturday, Sunday, or on day four.
Well, we have enough to go after I check on him.
Is he still inside the garage?
He's saying he saw him in the garage.
Let's see if he can withstand.
Drop him back in the forest.
Can you hear that fire respond down our direction?
He's there clattered.
What about Utah?
Is that another Utah, uh, craft ship?
What about Utah?
Is that an oven?
What's that, police?
Show me your hands.
Hey, show me your hands.
Let's go out of the way.
Hey.
Wait.
What's going on?
What is going on in this house that little?
I can't tell if that's him. I can't either.
Hello, sir!
Sir, can you put your hand behind your back for me?
Please?
Alright, can you put your hand behind your back for me for a second?
Okay.
Let me figure out what's going on.
Thank you.
You've got to have one on this left temple.
Sir, can I get your first and last name?
Can I get your first and last name?
Can you tell me what city you're in?
Sure.
Oh, what's that?
That was that.
What's happening?
Sean, is this the highway?
That's the L.A. line.
Yeah, what's your game over?
Oh, Bridge door. Got a bit.
I know.
Hey, Sean.
He's playing well.
Is there a key in the house?
No.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
What's going on?
What's going on?
We have one more coming right now.
Yes, can you look up?
You can update?
Can you tell me where?
How are you seeing buddies?
How are you seeing buddies?
Hey, your shoulders.
We're in bad.
But I have anything to do with you, Charlie.
What's the long of that?
Six other people, no kids have been going to school.
What are you doing?
We got a unit coming there now for that.
We're going to stand down, okay?
One, two, three.
No, why's it not happening?
Excuse me, I'm glad to be here.
We need someone to go to the ambulance.
I was watching the radio.
I'm going to take the ambulance.
I'm going to take the ambulance.
Excuse me.
There is the hospital.
We got a shield.
We got a shield.
We got a shield.
I got a shield, but we're going to take a little fair on him.
Uh-huh.
I think he might have heard it.
Uh-huh.
Not the other way around.
We don't know, because he's not talking.
I got one, two, three, four.
I just want to make sure we're okay to force entry and kill him.
Hey, that's one way around.
Go.
Okay.
Here's one of the...
Got him.
Radio's locked in.
I want to make sure...
Oh, shit!
Damn, son!
Oh shit, damn son!
West Valley police!
That looks like a Micah Fireplace, look at that!
West Valley police, there's somebody in here, come on now!
Somebody check them.
Yes, hold on.
Please go, keep your open.
Alright.
We're obviously going to check them too.
Open that door up here.
At a child's act.
To a child's take.
Pull that ambulance over and go into now.
Stop fucking.
Oh my gosh.
What is this shit?
What the fuck is that?
No shit we can't see out.
These rooms are weird.
What kind of a room is this?
No they're gone.
Dugans with the suspect we have a two-year-old so five 12 year-old and two adults
We double check it you're 19 law crimes
I mean, you can start getting media, they'll show up anywhere, so...
Watch the panics, they're fine.
Okay.
There's just a dog, she's friendly.
What's the man, I got a super-booster, what?
Rough.
Mmm, that was good till I saw that kid.
Yeah.
That hurt.
Yeah.
He's probably the same age as I was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's about the same age as I am.
We did find him in the garage though.
But he's okay, right?
He's conscious of people that went 82 or whatever.
We have no idea how he's involved here.
But inside there, he didn't.
He was quite the person looking at the phone.
I don't know, is anything else inside?
Better place tomorrow.
was responsible for shooting each family member,
including his surviving son,
pictured here in an earlier photo.
Day Ray, along with his wife, 38-year-old Boomei,
their younger son, 11-year-old Bo Ray,
and two daughters, eight-year-old Christina Ray,
and two-year-old Nyay Mae, died from the injuries.
The sole surviving 17-year-old Sha-Ray
suffered from a traumatic brain injury
and spent between two to four days in the home
without medical attention.
Two decade-long family friends,
Hesham Harding and Bridget Schmidt,
shared their perspectives.
They're Friday for a few hours,
and honestly felt nothing but just pure love
when we left that home, the siblings,
there was so much joy and laughter and giggling
and we just had such a good time.
After the incident, both Bridget and Michelle
were at Shaw's hospital bedside.
December 22nd, I received a call in my home
from a family member at the hospital saying
he's now asking for his parents.
I said, we'll put on our shoes, we'll be right there.
We allowed him to ask questions
and then we gave him the hard answers
and explained to him what had happened to him.
And that his family was all gone
who had done it to him. And his first response was probably one of the most
loving sentences I've ever heard in my life and he says, but I still love him.
He kept trying to wipe something off of his eyes and it was a long after that
when we shared the news with him about the new vision loss that was a part of
his life. He's been able to pull himself out and recognize that he's a living
walking miracle and there's a reason to live. In the following months, Shaire was
placed into a special schooling system for the deaf and blind where he learned
to walk with a mobility cane and rebrail.
The first thing that we said was, we're going to help you walk at graduation.
But the second thing we said was, it's okay to have bad days.
Whenever we see them, they bring smile into our face.
He bent through a lot.
And he still alive.
Oh yes, the first time I saw him.
During his recovery, he shared with news sources his philosophy on perseverance.
I just want to keep moving forward with life, to be able to relive and release with my
All classmates, teachers, and principals
and move on from that life,
think it'll be kind of, it'll just be nice.
Religion is a big part of why I'm always so positive.
It gets me thinking that I will be able to see
my family again after life.
My one major goal is to be happy
and to make others happy.
Becoming a true symbol of hope and triumph,
Shaw graduated high school.
Shaw, pray.
Shaw, pray.
I'm just so happy.
I will be going to the university if you call me.
Better than me.
Hey yo.
And pre-law.
You know, I'd be crushing the fuck out.
You know, I'd be saying the wildest shit.
I wanted to be the inspirations to my siblings.
I am very grateful.
Tragedy struck in the following months.
Last week, 19-year-old Cherie died unexpectedly Sunday
in his aunt and uncle's home.
After death, the wisdom forged in Shaw's philosophy
still rings on.
When I look back at it, memories of my friends and family,
I love them with all my heart.
time is like a leaf in the wind. It's unpredictable and foreseen and fleeting. You have to make
the best of it. For those looking to donate, a link is in the description for Perkins School
for the Blind. Jesus. All right, well, that, you know, I'm telling you, which is a vicarism,
that kind of that's gonna yeah all right all right all right I don't know if there's
Oh
Oh, then I didn't know that on
Catch me outside. What me I'm a check. I knew though. I knew them
Check I was enjoying that was actually just hard to be okay check. Oh, what else we got?
Hello, there's a there's another so they're two is coming out tomorrow with a full wipe. Will you play it?
probably not I love you chat you make these streams worth all the money
probably not okay that's good let me check
hey this is an hour long though this is an hour long though
this is not for like a nighttime with with food type of video you know I mean
Okay. Here we go. Cool, cool, cool. Cool, let's cool it. There's something in there.
I see it. It's rat. Cool, cool, cool. Oh my gosh. What? On my fourth spin? How rare is
F40 Competitive Zone 1989 for R-
Let me go ahead and have an exile
So what made this game like?
Yeah, I mean
Big update XQCL. So this is the game you play on the phone
Yeah, I mean
Lacey icon skin, but nobody buying that shit. No, that's how you get fucking boy in your lobby a lacy skin fuck that
Attitude granted by Washington that combination I
I swear to god you can you can watch it you can literally watch
Hey
Yo, what a rude ass
Don't do that.
He's got too much stuff to pass up on, bros.
So how many of you is in a server?
Like total?
What is anything you suck? I don't sing at all, huh?
Like 60?
Very very interesting.
He's on the grind mode right now.
Nice dude.
Alright, where's this game?
May for next time perhaps?
I
See
another ad brother I swear I swear your mother mother mother father like that
and actually ban him that's in it guess it's like a self promo ad I'm not
getting it they say it's like okay I watch your clip it is gonna be fucking
fantastic if it's like
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
because we cheated, we cheated. So it doesn't count. I mean, we cheated.
I
Was there with the 2 you run
Remove this remove that this that remove that remove this remove
remove this, this, remove that, this, um, remove that, remove this.
I don't want to try this as I don't cheat.
I'm forced to try it. I don't know if you can get it either.
It doesn't work in movies.
Wait, does it play dead or normal?
It's full since it's a 5-metre meter.
It's hard to tap out. It's hard to tap out with the post-mortar in it.
Good luck.
Oh my god.
Okay.
What is the name of a plot in a garden with a treasure growing on it?
A bed?
Not a bed?
Let's see.
Most planters in this world are not official planters.
Mercury is just gas, no?
Wait, March?
wait. March? Wait. It's a wrong answer. March! We had to play the card of caution. Come
What the fuck is March? I'm sorry for you. What the fuck is March?
Okay, no, no, no, no, no again again developers of this game
My account is linked to my fucking steam account. I want my son about to go up by the price of this game
Refund me for this shit question
March
March!
It's your time to play.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
I'm gonna give you the question today.
Get ready for this, chef.
Chef.
Amongst these human body parts,
which one is the longest?
Potato?
Arm
I mean, answer me Jack
No, eh, eh, not potato, raw answer, raw answer, it was arm, eh, you stupid?
Because
Potatoes is not a human body, so why would, why would it, why would it put it in, why would it put it in the present?
March is not a planet either or threshold. Why do I care if it can play it's
threshold or not? If it's not a plant in the first place, it's gonna last them a
lot longer and it's not even a plant at all.
Our team of editors. March is not a... oh my god.
ah you done that's you just done you done
it's just a translation I don't even shit I'm not gonna fuck with that kid
yeah goes in now Illinois I'm gonna say be wait I'm actually one of us what's
of what I mean which time zone a mountain
Eastern plus one mountain Pacific
Okay, it was a clear misspell if you actually knew the answer
obviously. I noticed your hesitation. You should have listened to that voice.
You are too dumb for this fucking game. You are dumbass.
Is that the only player who played this game without cheating it? This is your fucker.
I think the devs recently updated this game to check players' previous games.
It adjusts the answer's difficulty to your previous games.
I'm gonna do it... I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do...
Wait, it's not... I'm gonna do...
Common or...?
Uhm...
What?
common or what's
it's B of course
what's the plan?
what's the name of the beams on the
southern building bridges uh um they're called
viarders
which obviously had anything in common
I looked because I watched um uh spider lore so it was actually kind of good having the main comment
Both of us. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm not gonna lock in. What the fuck. I see
What does it mean skewers, um
Without the
Um
Vaughn
And Masamu chooses D.
That is not the answer.
Oh, but I'm sorry.
This is why I removed sports.
I removed it.
Is it why you're still in there?
Olympic game.
I didn't remove that.
Remove that.
Remove that.
It's fucking bullshit.
Why would they be Swedish?
Why would they not be?
Why would they fucking knock me?
Bitchass!
Whatever, Vaughn!
Oh no, that's a man! That's a man!
Like, shut up!
They're a lot closer to Sweden in name than after America.
Oh man.
Yes, like, it's a deportation.
And I would say B.
Obviously
I don't give a shit. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I don't give a fuck
Today's what yeah, this run I
I'll do myself this one. I'm gonna be there seriously. What am I lagging?
You go faster, what are you doing?
You've been coming this point just to move all the topics since Bernie
I climbed that I climbed that one is that uh plant that's the way this is from
Basil yes that's it Kim what is on us is that all the traffic
I know I would say be obviously yeah, I know this because of my dad used to teach me that
water carrier
I'm choosing a water care here
Let us pour in the world
Shanghai Shirley I
I actually don't know. I think Shanghai though. Yeah, I knew it. Why did I call mother when
I fucking knew that shit man? I didn't need him. I wanted to go on a train on his life.
Wait which person shares his name with the major port of Ohio? Port Jackson? Port Cleveland.
Jackson surely right? I mean sure, get me easy.
I've never heard of port Cleveland, therefore it's irrelevant.
I've never heard of port Cleveland, therefore I don't care.
If there was a big port, I would've heard of it, and I didn't.
So, if that big port, they lied, they lied.
I
Move the balance
I'm gonna say be how much forget this
Next, next, it's all good.
Jack, I'm just getting the battles out of the way.
Jack, who wants to win a lot of the Hogwarts?
Every still down there, this is the winner.
It's time to package up the...
So that bitch...
Sausage in place...
Oh, here we go.
It's um
Saucer did you play here we know it's um
Yeah, come on like them
Garth Brooks
I had country I don't know
Fucking no man. Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, I west
The of the rising sun of the rising sun is in the east is the best
No easy
Yeah, right inside
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god, the goat
I'm actually the goat. I in real time. I
Let's go for this new little toy quest of the rising sun is in the east. Oh my god. I'm the goat
I
Um who it's over it's over
Okay, I enjoy this James next James. You next I never miss
What is it D in a friend D Rose Delta cheap loud I
Don't remember this chat. I know I don't remember it. I think it's the one now
Yeah, the lot of my gut says that it's C. Okay, see
The middle kingdom
Wait what the middle kingdom
And Massimo chooses D
It's time to use the switch and change the current question.
Oh.
Okay.
It's a marker.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Chat.
No lifelines all the way to the top of.
Chat.
Oh easy.
This is wrong.
oh easy this is wrong
Walter CBS
as I would say be obviously yeah okay let me why did it ever that I heard it in
before and I was in an office and I swear I heard that 94 and I was in the
office and I'm a jab because of the Burbank Studios which war of that I am
not kidding it I'm not even a question Burbank Studios
on a W a
Let's go with that because of GTA.
Oh, but I'm so ashamed, so ashamed.
Chat, chat, Walter Kronka, chat, Vinny and the running up company, you feel like that?
Isn't it a rich dude?
Thank you, buddy. I got it.
Who's the one on this?
Oh, I got this. I got this.
Wait. Wait, what was it?
Wait, what? What was it?
What was the answer?
Oh, sure thing. I didn't even see that answer.
Alright, back there again.
Sage, come on. Come on. Come on.
Shut up. Next. Come on.
Come on.
No, but that one's the right one.
John, one second.
Next.
Of course.
You can do it.
What's the name of the player?
A name of a meteor.
Street Star.
And Massimoge.
Next.
Come on.
Lock it.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
And there's another ending.
Thunderbolt.
And I would say B, obviously.
Which friends will it be?
And then in 45, I was one of the two most
stars in the world um
You just
Life going to choose
Joelle Robichon
Which is one of the most impressive as the ticker heart
Come on
Which is in that game?
2014
In some of that games?
That rising 4?
You're watching this, this is a little driving, yeah.
It's ARD, it is ARD.
It is length of water, angular.
Which of these length of water or bank side allocated to an angular?
Okay, so which of these is a length of water or bank side allocated to an angular?
What?
A pitch?
I don't get it.
I really didn't handle that one.
I don't get it.
How can I get a bit of my chat when the chat is off-limit?
If I had chat off, how do I get made by chat?
I don't have any aliens at all.
How do I make aliens at all?
That thing makes sense.
I don't know. I don't know. Every zero, every zero diamond.
Buddy, look.
When I have chat open it is like this.
I do two clicks every zero diamond.
This is who wants to be a millionaire.
Like, I can't put a second chemical on the girl again.
You're going to see three points.
Good evening, everyone.
Let's give it our best tonight.
Good luck.
Here we go.
I was like, I'm going to get on the line.
Well, the money ladder and its 15 steps
to reach the million.
I don't see it.
To help you, we have four lifelines at your disposal.
Bonafrains, the 50-50, as the audience and...
I don't use OBS on ZAMAR either. I mean, you would literally see it. It would be felt like this.
To use OBS, it would be like this, and it would be highlighted. I mean, I can't with this channel.
Fake looks for second camera.
That's yeah, I mean
I'm just the game just the main domain and noise the last name
I'm choosing D. I didn't spawn as confidence in me
We're gonna play some of the nap behind the US State there
Which one was on a campus does not appear in it, uh?
West Virginia, South Dakota, North Dakota East, East, good hunch, but it's safe.
In which is science sufficient novel or HG, in evidence of a play in Mars?
of the world for real. I don't know. It's fine. I'm gonna be that. I did that. It's
It's one in the world, it's very easy.
What a safe country.
Wait, no!
Dot dot dot?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, SOS!
Bup bup bup!
I think that's what I do.
That's what the fuck I do.
I guess in your time this is boom got it very nice how'd I get that the first album of
tubular bells are Richard Brenton you record a company okay I'm gonna show I mean it's
over it's over chat what yeah what category did this so you know it's it's gonna be wrong
I
What category did that is that's like a possible
Is it
It's not possible.
Alright, next.
Time to aggregate and we'll give him a burger.
I know I could say B.
Obvious.
Jumanji.
Yeah.
Which ball of rot has happened to you repeatedly?
Piano!
I'm gonna say... B.
Verbed!
I fear I must mention I've been subbed for 67 months now.
Six-seven.
This is what I'm gonna say.
That is not the...
You play a piano with your fingers, you play the drum with the sticks.
Now explain to me, explain why it doesn't even make sense.
You play with the piano with your fingers, you play the drums with your sticks.
Sticks!
Let's go for C.
Easy, easy, easy. Forklift, truck, and pallet. Easy, I next.
I'm doing his lap ID up a bit now.
That's a Croatia.
And I would say B.
Makes the most sense, right?
I mean, it's all way far to the right.
It's stuck up.
I have to ask you that.
Brexit?
Oh, because Brexit was for all of the islands!
I mean, what about... I don't care.
What the fudge?
Makeup?
I have a so's ear.
Wait what?
Make a what?
fuck you just just nobody knows this nobody knows this big mouse key what
What game is he playing?
Do that.
I'm just gonna straddle.
My God says that it's C.
Okay, C.
It's CER but it's the game.
Oh, Lebowski bowling! Yeah, I mean the movie is terrible, so I don't need to shit.
Uh, San Diego is in, um, they want to- Sorry, I don't want to buy movies, I want to know.
This is from Ireland. Uh, I think.
Small in the event in a given cheek it's a dimple. I'm choosing D. Well, again, it's the one I mean, I mean, it's the one lucky it's
So bad flag day Shirley
Let's go for C
Okay
City of Brotherly Love!
Uhhh... what?
Here, the Altia of Brotherly Love!
A strike?!
a million fans then I am one of them if xqc has 10 fans then I am right
is truly she has only one fan name that is me
oh that the fact is I am no longer on earth if the world is against text you see
then I am against the world what is that a pyro fire oh my gosh I'm not
I can use the run-in.
Oh.
Hold on.
What's food is Nakamori found in Cambodian?
Nathan.
Reaker case again is Bambumau.
Okay, audience.
Big one here.
Got those keypads.
Oh god, I think I'm getting trolled by the people
I don't know
What is my sword down
Okay multi-millionaire lapses video game participant trying to win a million dollars. I think I know this. I think it's a lentil based
Hey
Yes, that's it
Okay, take away two random wrong answers
Let's go for
The questions follow each other American waterfall
Um, um, definitely this one.
I've been here before.
I know you were w-
You came wrong with me.
That's the wrong answer.
Sorry.
That's what- is that even true?
Is that even- is that even true?
Can you stop trolling and blotting there? Thank you, okay?
I don't understand that!
Chanda is North America, you fucking cunt! Chanda is North America, you moron! Chanda
is more North America than USA, you fuckwadder!
Welcome to Who Wants to Be a Money? Good luck to you for this new question.
Jerky fuck you. I had it. I had it. I had it. I got a trial cool question
Fucking cool question. I got ahead of it. I can't believe it. I am not just a matter
It's a meal there for real
Look at these it I didn't get one here
What's down there?
Wait, I'm actually rolling this, hold on.
Uh, what? I had to play the channel mental disorder as an eating, uh, uh, uh, Gilbert's.
Huh?
I think it's Matt Damon.
I mean, I don't know that, I don't know that.
At first sight what is it Virgil Aniston did what the fuck
Beardy beardy it's over anyway. I'll give you shit in hope and I would say be obviously
Is it on the Kimbo? It's on your hips.
And Massimo chooses D.
Hips. Hips. Hips. Hips. Hips. Hips. Because of the Kimbo. Bang. Bang. Bang.
What has two? What has two and a half foot eyes and three foot mouth and four two foot
armor. Huh? Such liberty for sure.
It's me, of course.
Yes.
The Simmons brothers are live shortly after the show.
I think it's D.
DRC. I remember this. I think it's D.
I think it's just D.
Spies confidence in me.
I mean, I had it down to two at least, I said, I said, I said, I mean, I mean, I, I at least
had it by half.
I mean, I mean, I would have, I would have had it when I was, that was not the one.
You would not be able to do this. You wouldn't be able to do it.
It's like I can't see it.
I'm not playing this.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Rats?
It's a new question for you.
It's a, um, flat-trap.
My gut says that it's C.
A Mars and Eater.
Chad is the one I'm telling you now.
How long is it going to be in one orbit?
Let's go for C.
Approximately about this.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
a chip indigestion it's sell to the sea of one max
it's um it's see it's air D it's what it's by worthy I need to be I'm a smart
than I have all the American in my head. I usually have to chop myself up.
Wait hold on.
Adam said mate.
Yes that's it.
Wait who knows if there's anything.
Who knows anything.
I
Buddy if I was doing the chat you think I would have done it within 50 hours of game time
Like you would think I would have thought I would have been it one of my
50 hours of fucking big asses. You're just annoying. You're annoying. You're annoying
It was fun see for sure
I'm going to choose...
Stay.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Emotions remote, I don't believe you are not working.
Burn?
And clarity my gut says that it's C. Okay C
The music was rented a squeeze box
Accordion I'm choosing D. It inspires concerts 61 months of jump if you get the next
Catch up in China
Which agency is that going to be a part of the four end Tigers?
I don't know.
Wait, what?
Huh?
I don't get it, why not?
I don't get it.
Wait, a goiter is a swelling in the witch part of the body.
Fingers!
Figure because of the sickness, so whatever, no?
I...
I have to go with... I would see.
I don't understand it I'm dead already I don't get it
Nobody knows this shit Nobody knew this shit
you
you
you
you
you
Don't know, can we Clarkson perhaps?
35 months Mr. Cow, I like some of the Gaga songs, but what the fuck does she know about
cameras?
I don't know. I mean, I-I-I get so many minutes, okay, fuck.
Where the one sits at a Petra?
Oh, the not-of the road city.
It's-It's fucking over. It's fucking-It's fucking over.
I don't know this shit, man.
I don't know this shit!
You've got this man. This is the run. You're the goat.
Hey, hey, what am I?
You are the best stop player.
You are in Mexico now.
I love it, woman.
I mean, nobody knows me.
I mean, nobody knows you either.
I'm serious.
I know what happened with you.
Get the fuck out.
Like you would know what that is, you know what?
Test tube.
Viding utensil.
Let's go with A, come on just easy, what does that mean?
What
60 big ones Wow
Now lose another round of this easy game. I'm never long served and by our friends
Beed I mean based on the words of BVP
I
Yes, that's it
Yeah, who knows this your final answer. Nobody says that oh
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking mad really means
Yeah, oh, I can't let me get it. Yes, it's isn't sleep and bad movie. They're really bad sleep. Let's be honest
That's it. That's it. The time's up.
Maddening means a lot more about sleeping about bad mood.
It's like a lot of the conclusion.
Like...
Get up on it.
I'm gonna say B.
You got it right.
Maddening makes me think it's gonna be something sleeping.
I think so.
The end.
I did a good job.
And because of bad sleeping in a bad mood.
That one's the right answer.
Let's go for safe.
The what?
It's QCL.
Um...
I'm going to choose...
Democracy is for the people.
That's because of, um...
Oh, yeah
Great red spot. Oh, that's easy. That's um Jupiter
Jupiter because okay when I play Jack when I play when I play
Saturn
What no you can't do that
Jupiter because in the game
Balochro, you get Jupiter and it has the red hole in the hole, yeah it does.
Sabrina Spellman.
I'm not kidding. I read the books. I read the books. I read the books. I actually read
the books. I genuinely read the books. And I opened the chat in the middle of the round.
And the chat's saying the other letter. Oh my god, that's crazy. Chat says wrong answer
And still says cheating even though that's what they said when I said that. Oh, I can't I can't I can't I can't
Okay B or C C being the other George Bush not George W I'm scared
Okay
Yeah, I had it see I had it. Yeah, it's it's it's I'm sure wish father G
What do these are first a good on records lay on see better
Penis D or a
Oh, maybe L for lagoon?
No, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, fuck!
What is this?
What is this?
Seriously?
Excuse me.
We didn't shadow them out!
Okay.
Why do you say we need chat when I get it right?
When I get it right?
Or wrong?
Like you say like that at everything, it's just annoying.
I mean, you're done.
Anybody can do that.
Why, I mean it.
You're done.
I'm not crying.
You're crying.
I mean, you're the one saying that shit.
You're done.
Okay, last one.
Wait, no, but it's also in Florida though.
Wait.
Wait, but it's also in Florida though.
I'm confused.
I'm still confused.
Wait, it's also in Florida.
Brother, it's also, it is, it literally is also in Florida.
Welcome to ZVX QCNL.
Like, and it's not like small, it's like fucking massive, it's like, it's like very
known.
Like, I'm so confused.
You're obviously not talking about this with me obviously it's obvious
No, but that one's the right answer. Well, obviously not I mean
obviously
Um, this is not yes
TV's there Angela a murder she wrote
When you go no one knows this shit like brother
Okay, so because you don't want to be answers you say oh, oh you should have known this
What it's about all the topics is like you're talking like there's some guy who knows everything
You know, you're the mess
Dude who knows what who knows it's being it's being isn't it's just being
be
what is mom notice
i dance greek
it's be quick
course
it's the game
okay lots of
i don't i don't even know what that is
is what you dish buddy these lines are cropped and I get a giant go through it
no like whether you have multiple later
What the fuck you just proved my point stop molding read a book
And Massimo chooses D. This one with the names
All things bright and beautiful Facebook time I'm going to choose D
Okay, the warlock that would be a witch.
How many of you are in, uh, okay, Kentucky?
Lucky, Kansas.
How many men have watered the moon until 1993?
Let's say it was a crew.
A crew has how many people?
Sneak.
Three?
I don't know.
Shout a fuck it up.
Yep, I knew it.
They had to add to 12.
Three times four.
I'm gonna say...
...BATON!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
Which in Indian I do Michael, Janet, and there's another that did come from that.
Huh?
It's just A. I'm gonna go ahead and get this out of the way so we can use that one to
other users now anyway.
And Massimo.
This is my flying chair, it's not being useful, exactly.
Okay.
At 8000 that lifeline is usually good about 80% of the time at 16 is like it's like 30% and after that
It's the worthless. It's pretty much how it works. Why did that one? That was just unlucky. That was just that was pure luck, baby
I don't know if it's...
What?
Easy.
I'm gonna say be oh who knows this shit
A or D, but probably just A, I'll be honest.
Brunella scales, that sounds terrible, but okay.
Run.
Okay, I got this.
Which one?
I think it's a Dodge Viper.
I think it's a dodge viper.
Okay, it's ARD.
It's ARD.
Can't believe it.
It's gonna be G, isn't it?
Let's go to sea.
I know you were waiting for the...
They went...
...bravely!
Yes, that's it.
That is not the answer.
Okay, actually last round there.
What was it?
Is it bold?
It is the one I'm not fully locking.
Actually flogging.
Full brain capacity.
all my neurons are fired some time.
Okay, I'm about to shorten my lifespan, I use it on my brain.
There it is.
No writing.
I
Plastic see cuz I cuz any little knock is it's a great thing I'm pretty sure you tell you about me this
Pacific advantage
Pacific time PSC Atlantic City right side.
Yes, that's it.
You see, yes, you are right.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
Pacific time is left.
Every city is on the right.
Right.
Too easy.
every city is on the right right too easy
I think it's Morocco it's just Morocco isn't it
one day to choose. I give up.
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty used to extract I'm choosing D. It inspires confidence in
Clueless, then.
Only one.
No, no, there's two solstice, two echinoxes.
It's two two, it's two two, it's two two.
A brilliantly executed success.
And you will be asked a new question now.
Huh?
What?
What?
If it would only be two stages...
I'm gonna say...
They...
I know you...
You hold it off!
A meticulous, well-executed job.
I am the fucking...
Dope bitch!
Bang!
This new question is now...
The what? Oh, did you man? Just stop at the space here. It's just annoying. It's just
annoying, man.
Which prison in the country, in Normandy, in the Englander? France, what? Well, in 1000!
And let's go for A.
Hold on.
Normandy France, but
The norm no it's it's I got it. I got it. No, I
You seem to be convinced but is this is no final answer
That's my final on nor man nor wait. Oh, I can't wait to see the correct answer
So, the question is wrong, I was actually correct about this, by the way.
The Queen is wrong, it's wrong, I would actually correct him.
It's unbelievable.
And let's go for A.
Okay, I've got one. This is actually my last one. I've got a missile on the game.
So no way, there's no answer to anything. No way it's never an answer. I got it.
Oh, it's a prisoner's song. I'm hanging up on the jack and I'm living in
that's
that's
that's
that's
I'm gonna say be I'm not gonna
I'm locked in. Super locked in. I always forget this one.
I'm thinking C. I'm thinking D actually.
I'm choosing D. It inspires confidence, okay?
Here's that, your final answer.
Carter?
Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
You cooked it
That's the eye
The 18
What is it the name was not only used by Colin John Smith one away cheers
I don't actually know um Church Hill
okay audience fingers what if I wait what
my goat and that's Wayne
I actually forgot this. I actually don't know this. It's Andy Roddick. It's over, I mean,
I lost, sorry.
I'm gonna map the 5,000s about this long.
That one's about half that, it's the end of the 2,000.
2000. Fuck it. Yes, that's it. It's 2 or 4 and that's it.
This is the game that's very muddle.
I know this is, I know this is, I know this is, I know this is the train to be later.
You do nothing and you train it.
I'm not even looking at this, this is the trainer.
I mean, but it's
a total
I mean, the game is nothing. I mean, you're a train. You're a train. You're a train.
in your train. What about it? And what else do you do? What's with his open front eye
or what is that? It's okay X we all know you can't beat Fawcyn, sometimes it's okay to
to give up smiling face.
Oh, Maccabee, don't I'm just not doing it.
All right.
226.
Here we go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Jack, Jack, Jack.
Why is she the face of the game if she's terrible?
Chat, chat, chat, explain why Angle Reads is the face of the game when she's not good
Oh, I knew me
Am I being obtuse? Okay
All right, all right, yeah, I know this is open front, I know that is, all right, um,
what is that?
Okay, I mean, definitely not when it's...
Try this, it's a cozy city build-up.
I think so many people are watching on this desk all right now.
It all started from the National Championship, you know, having given this to some viewers
I understand it like negative things have probably been said about me, but honestly I'll take that because look where women's
Vestal is people are talking about women's basketball
You've never would think that we talked about women's basketball people are pulling up to games
We got celebrities coming to games sold out arena
It's like just because of one single game and just looking at that like I'll take that role
I'll take the bad guy role and I'll continue to take that on and be that for my teammates and if I want to be that
I know I'll go down in history
I'll look back in 20 years and be like, yeah, the reason why we watching all this basketball is not just because of one person
It's because of me too and I want you to realize that
Yo yo yo, it's over the microphone. It's fucking buzzing
Short plus Allen just blew by Burke.
But couldn't get the floater to go.
Angel Reese.
Reese spinning.
And as the shot clock expires, it all goes out of bounds.
And it belongs to New York.
This is a physical game.
Oh, I think.
And that's who got help over on Kennedy Carter, but on and underneath and that was a chance.
That's terrible.
Inside, Ardozo.
Oh, at least both frustrated.
Oh, and T-Sloone got teed up.
Wait, no, that's terrible, though, huh?
She's rad to-
Rebecca Alleyn, too strong on a three.
And look out, Taylor Clark pushes Angel Reese, Angel Reese gets right up into Taylor Clark.
Afterwards, there's something to say as Clark walks away.
Jesus. I mean, I mean, she's not terrible, but...
Why are they looking at me as an adult? What about it?
Everything's fine.
Ew! Stop that. Stop. Just stop. Just stop it.
Just give it a second. I'm gonna let it calm down for just a second and while I let it calm down
I'm gonna get this I realize there's a dead bug at the bottom of this and so I thought to myself
You know what dude, that's actual whole clean that out
Probably she'd get a little bit. I don't want to have a dead bug like we're trying to have I
Mean, that's just what happens, right? I mean like it's like moonshine like at the same time
I don't want to have him in there
Messing up check all this because of a Twitter clip is crazy. You're not gonna know like why is it tastes so good?
You have to have dead bugs in it
But it's alright. I got washed out watch his bro making all right. There we go
He's making some shit off of Twitter. He's a Twitter clip. I'm like
It's fucking pineapple with Kool-Aid like and you pickle at this like disgusting. I don't know
And we got this pretty much cleaned up at this point right and there he is he's dead. No, so get that
All right yet now what?
You
Is he someone to do it
I was getting the mic off thing when they were doing it because it's like we could beat it before they do it
But now they already beat it so we're gonna do now
I mean
I mean, now it's gonna fuck, no?
Alright, Jesse, Jesse, how about this one run, one death only?
And if we don't beat it fast in one run, then we are worse gamers.
Wait, this is hard to set up. What the fuck is that?
Brother, this looks...
Um, so it's easy.
You just drag it to curse.
I'll just drag it and then it'll play.
How?
Drag what, though?
Open up.
That thing I was saying, you just drag the whole zip, Dini and physics help, too.
It's actually kind of cool.
And then I just drag this in like this?
Yeah.
That's it.
Yep, you're done.
And what is it called then?
What is it? Is it this one?
It's a hardcore mode, and then I gave it IP.
Is this the same thing they played?
Uh, no, we built our own essentially, because they weren't responding.
So we just made a better one, low key.
Well, we made better ones. We can do better ones. We can do the same mode, too.
No, it's literally exactly the same.
The only thing that's cool, I just feel like we're at it because we did it.
But the only thing that's cool is on the XP bar, it like shows a little icon where you're at, like a compass.
So if like you're above me, it will show your icon with like a little up arrow.
That's okay.
It's above me.
And what I wouldn't even know is I had a cape.
I had a cape.
Wait, that's in vanilla?
Wait, that literally took me two hours.
W17 months.
I got a cake, I got a pancake cake, I don't know what.
Okay, I didn't even eat that.
Guys, okay guys, I'm going to eat this cake.
I'm going to eat this cake.
I'm going to eat this cake.
I'm going to eat this cake.
I watch five minutes of things.
It drops by the page right here.
It drops, Twitch drops.
This is going to be so easy.
Is this like a marathon or anything?
Like anyone that watches this is not a 72 hour marathon.
We're going to do this in an hour and I'm getting off.
This is going to be easy.
Yeah, but I don't see my fucking
Shadow have it I don't my cape
Yeah, no armor, uh wait in notifications
No chat stop it
I don't know if you can...
No, if you can...
Press enter to enable the narrator.
Physics was cooking you up a browser source.
I don't know if you finished it.
How's my...
Four days ago.
Umm...
Which I don't have my fucking thing!
I can't believe it.
I don't have it on my cape.
Bottom of claim drops.
If not, I didn't read the five minutes.
Wait, bottom of claim drops.
Hold on.
Where did you see that?
I don't see that.
Oh, I got one builders came shut up bitch wait redemption code not available. I got it. I got it
But this is for fucking high pixel or whatever what the hell is this I got it. I got it redeem
I believe the engineering
And get fucked this you get what the fuck
Yeah, you just yeah be nice
narrator, narrator, narrator, narrator, off.
On the website, I did it.
Sign in.
Sign in Microsoft.
I got it, I got it, logged in.
Yes!
Redeem.
Yes!
Yes!
Bang!
Okay.
Now, Joe, what are you going to take now?
Oh, my God.
Was that my pee?
It's just...
No, I couldn't have been, right?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
right? No, no shot. Because what would have happened if I had my P on something that's on land?
I won't lie though, I'd share my screen, setting up the server, I'd linked my whole address at
Damian Fizz, so. Wait. Just now it was them. Okay, okay, but um, now how do I put my cape on?
If they load up a bedrock and put it on, once you put it on Minecraft page, I don't have
the launcher.
I don't have my launcher.
Oh, I do have my launcher.
Whoa, whoa, it's bugging out.
Oh, I do have the bugger launcher.
Whoa, whoa, it's bugging out.
I can't walk, this is open, so I'll forget about it.
Let's go. Ready?
Yep, do add server too.
So that's cool.
Added a really cool image to it.
It's like, just so you know you're gonna do it.
Made it official.
Okay.
But what is that though?
It's just a cool image, it's just a cool image, we're just going to beat this.
So let's say we saw you again, why?
Well I love my cape.
Yeah, you don't have a cape.
Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die.
No, no, I'm going to kill myself in game one time, like the three sides.
Why?
Because I think I've been in this world, this was the test world.
I've broken sea, like grass.
Should we set it?
Yeah, 100% it's gonna be easy to do it, so all we gotta do is...
Goodbye!
Don't do that, man!
Alright, so you see at the bottom, you see my little thing on the XP?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Let me do my settings first.
Yep.
Sprints.
Alright.
Hold on.
Come on.
So I'll go perspective.
So how do I protect him?
Just how do I protect that?
We don't need a death counter.
Yeah, we're doing one left only.
Yeah, there's no point to have a death counter. We're doing this one shot.
Who are you guys on about?
Control. Quickly. Is there a timer somewhere?
No timer, no. That's on you. That shit was a browser source they had. It wasn't in their
mod or anything. But you could just put one up.
What the fudge? We're good. Ready?
yeah um wait wait wait a timer yeah go ahead and put a timer and also you can
see me at the bottom see I'm on your XP so you see where I'm at they had that so
I put it no this is the the entry design that I didn't really use
no intro what do you mean there's an intro for this we're literally we're
We're literally just beating the game hardcore in one go, one try, as fast as possible.
Wait, put that sand back, that's cheating.
Thank you.
Wait a minute.
I put it back already.
I'll put that on, I'll put that on, I'll put that on.
I'll put that on.
I'll put that on.
I'll put that on.
Just got a ninth job behind Wendy's.
And we're not going to use our toe.
And we're not going to use our toe.
Space X to the moon.
When the capture
Timer
No beds. Okay, now you're tripping
And I'm afraid of anybody
When the term is not way to capturing for some reason no food you're getting chubby eggs
Oh, you're very
I
Can pretend around yeah, give me a intro or I am leaving
You want me to give you one hey?
What give you one? Why are you hitting me scare the shit out of me was like a hundred percent volume?
Okay, well, it's all good
We turn my music up to
Guess the noise, but I use normally I mean what I
Mean how about you just don't put a timer and why don't we just go make a fucking house?
else like this I don't do I don't this is terrible what the fuck is happening no
beds no armors and get a lecture oh yeah if we get a lecture we're plus one
by the way okay um um um um um um um let me get a timer how do you put a timer on okay
like I do windows capture yeah just do google google it's what I did already but it's not
Oh, there you go.
That's not much though.
Okay, we have five minutes to do this.
What, is that good?
Is that it?
So if you have the... I can't.
F1!
If his might've... he might've made the browser source for you.
Go! Go! Go! Play him! Go! Play him!
Alright, let's go!
What word is this?
Brain is the... the latest one, 26...
Wait, the latest?
I... this one is...
I don't know what else... I can't pretend wrong.
Mouse is bad. I guess I can't answer my mouse. I guess I can't answer my mouse.
Okay, timers are telling us
It's fine
But doesn't even we could literally shush for an entire day walking I'm just saying oh we could do nothing for
Yeah, yeah, but the point is to cook it not to fucking beat it
No, I feel yeah, but just two days actually two whole days. We could sit here and do nothing
You know what's good?
Meow.
Let's get it.
Come on, come.
No, I'll make it big as well.
We need to get you some stuff.
Is that hardcore max difficulty, right?
Yep, this is hard. As hard as it gets, hardcore.
And we're not using armor, so it's like, oh, mega hardcore.
I'm gonna go get stone and stuff so I make better tools.
That's what I'm doing now. I got some, man.
at that I'm maybe anything 12 right 12 is what should be good enough to grab a
whole bunch we in the Stone Age come on you know what I'm gonna get one that
because I really make a furnace and shit
Yeah, we're having a bunch.
Okay, that's two minutes.
I've got enough of it. I don't have any screener.
Coming X, QCP.
Okay, I have 14 coming.
Turns out, go, go, go, go, go. Up, up, up.
Okay, bing.
Bang.
Bing.
Bang. Three. You got the tools?
Right like this. No, I got it. No, I heard I heard that then. Thank you
All right, thank you
I think we should prioritize food food is probably something so I'm sorry it's looking for some food
We're in blocks. Let me look for it. Maybe I'm maybe uh, I got maybe a chest. Oh, um, maybe um
Yeah, I got it. Yeah, there's a full boat look at this spot
This is more luck than I get in all my runs all day. Look at that. It's a full boat off the brick. It's over. Did you?
That's a little sus
Buddy like this is I mean that's insane way so we're great way check it
What the fuck is that
Okay, if I kill a turtle do I get meat no do not kill the rules also we're not allowed to put
yeah no armor not even for bastion and I'm already
X2 CL 60 months I see zero animals to kill really it's an old weapons for them
classic
yo where's the new chest then
it's here found it did you have all that I think we need to go I found a half
nether portal thing
well yeah well yeah you can find me with your XP bar always always connected
And uh, well, what is this new thing chat all these new arrows and shit is really weird
XQCL what am I hearing you that?
Sling sizzling I hear zero sizzles
I'm killing some sheep right now got us a mutton
I got some of the bread I didn't really expect to be chosen if your name is
never I found like a get the juice Chetx
Flintstones steel golden Apple I guess I'm gonna get all this nether rack as
well just for blocks because it's just like freeze when they're not where what
I found a fucked up portal over here with obsidian and everything yeah I'm gonna
use it we could probably use it by the way because it has a bunch of good
obsidian go go go so buddy you can't even beat what makes you think you can
beat the God game I don't see it on your XP bar if you move around you'll see me
like a little purple yeah but what is this shit is reloaded it keeps saying that
shit is loaded what it keeps in that my big arm my I have no shaders I don't
I have a the server as I was on it so she just work
Okay, you ready to go neither. We should stop sorry come where I'm at come where I'm at
I think this is the way I literally don't say yeah. Yeah, oh, yeah
I won't lie though. We got a little unlucky on just like mob spawns. Bye. I know we're gonna know
Everything we need
Yeah, but I'm saying for food. I have nine muttons in four for bread. Oh
Okay, I got three muttons for me. The ones over already. We already have everything
Okay, cool, and I have a golden apple as well. I'm gonna hold on to it cuz
Go I'm cooking I'm cooking
You have the music on this is actually so sick. Oh, yeah
everything, everything, everything, everything, everything.
I'd better not do what I'm thinking about doing.
Oh, I think this is gonna scuff it.
I have three muttons.
When we're in the place though,
We need to kill pigs because I'm gonna be hungry.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Let's get it.
Your timer's gone, by the way.
I know.
I'll be right back in seven minutes,
so I'll just lock it all again.
Okay.
Okay, if this is the place where we can kill pigs,
right, let me give you half my blocks here.
I think 17 of them should be good.
Where?
Right there.
That's the actual one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm concerned.
I have one extra mutton in a golden apple just looking so we can't scan so I'm doing that
on a native you can't scan why can't scan oh enderman enderman right here enderman
make I have a boat or do you just want to oh we might not even need your right actually
we might not even need to go to the training we could just tell them in yeah there's one
right here I'm gonna put them in a boat okay I think you do that on the reverse
like if we don't find it like if we don't find it it doesn't make sense okay
so just do it later then okay yeah I think it's okay like you said I think
I think it would be a lot cooler you know what yeah maybe I go whatever
careful how was that I know you need a golden apple that's not good I thought
I
Know they can hit you like that. Yeah, there's a bunch of my portraits already. Yeah, I go me careful ghastly. Yeah, yeah, we're John
Sunday, they're just on the table
It's very hard to get pearls from updated bastions, but we got no
I have some math. I don't even need problem. I love you. Yeah, maybe we just loke you just killed the enemy
Yeah, and this is the biome for it, right? Yeah
We call that
He drops a grass block if this is a place that would be huge for us.
I mean, an intact grass block is rare, you know that right?
Yeah, I know, exactly.
We don't have the...
Oh, you want to kill him?
Oh, look at this.
No, you want to kill him?
No, I do.
Yeah.
We should, we should.
Yeah, players are going to cry.
They just give it to me, give it to me.
I don't know, like a woman.
I'm talking like, yeah.
No, no.
I mean, it's not going to be me.
I mean, you can't, you can't do blizz with a, it's just really risky.
I'm tripping, I'm tripping.
I
Didn't know he was gonna fucking you half my HP bar and one hits
Yeah, I mean safe around over here. It's over here. Yeah, you have to be careful here
I mean this is it gets me. It gets me. Nice here. I can really like you. I will suck your cock
I say we don't run unnecessarily cuz we don't have any food
Yeah, let me just check. I'm gonna be a separate route.
No, let's just go risky.
Okay, we're going for it. Well, don't jump at least.
Okay, this is a lot riskier than normal because it's a bomb crossover.
We got this.
Watch out! I forgot about it. There's a gunshot.
Yep. Hit him with one of these.
Good shit!
We should cook the food up while we're here.
We have a call.
Do you have any stuff?
Yes. I have a furnace. I have a furnace.
Okay, thank you.
Okay, I gave you the call. No, I gave you the call. Just use that so we can keep the blocks.
It's fine.
I
Don't see a blizzard above but I don't think it's a slaughter
Put the colon in please sure it only does like floor
Yeah, let's just say was fucking a mess. Let me just check over here
Yeah, I'm saying I see some magma creams
Wow, that's just
Wow
It's not here
around the give-all yeah
My nuts about my nuts if we should go kill him. It's a regular guy
Well, I'm gonna leave you you're gonna get me in true
Penguin or um boy, okay, that's what is that what's his name zombie man walking
I
When you think about me you can just smack him yeah
Let's go and do this and it's gonna block us off like this. I want to get ambushed I agree
Sure
Dark no a
Little bit. I have I have a one of these watch this I got us
No, I did that for late
And he's fun though
What's up?
I'm breaking the fire underneath you just good anything
Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah far away
I got it, I got it.
Easy.
Ah, these are the others, the table.
They need lower jovricks.
Thanks a lot, I haven't.
I haven't gotten one.
Time away.
Should we break some blocks here maybe, and just...
gotten one
I know where should we break some blocks here maybe just play a little risky
What I do with that brothers worse I
Got it. Don't worry about it
I got it
I mean, what is going on here man?
Thank you, Fizz.
Thank you, Fizz.
Well, don't do that.
Well, don't do that.
Careful, careful.
He's going melee.
What is it? What is it? What is it? I'm dead.
It's just lagging. It's just lagging. It's just lagging.
The server is just lagging.
It's okay. Just one.
No, no, no, but look at me it completely lagged it wait really it's it's a good amount of RAM I
Put 20 bucks in this bad boy
I don't know what happened. It was so laggy that I can't even diagnose the lag it was so bad
I
either removed my my
My reload chunks like what if it is that reload chunk it shouldn't be in this line
Yeah, I didn't like so it has to be like your shit
That cool though. It just got us out. It's a fuck though. We'll change it
I mean
It completely bugged it like that, but I didn't even get a hit marker.
It just, I was on fire and it was like, me.
I might, but on my screen.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
No, and that was possible because I never showed up.
Even it backed up.
I don't know what could have happened.
That's a little kid god save.
Okay, got some wood.
Is this real checked?
There's an account, there's an account, there's an account.
No, that was a test, like we had to get the browser source as well, like.
I mean, I mean, I'll check that, I'll check that, I'll check that.
I
Not resetting timer that's our own like leadership
She'll play up
Like what is even happening?
Maybe I think I don't think I did
I might have hate you. I don't know. I feel like a lot of damage. I'm gonna shut up. I might have hit you
Yeah, I didn't get any hit marker though
I
When you look at I know that it like Jesse Pervi on screen, please mr. Cow
the game the game it didn't even give me a hit marker
like I didn't make any noises just got slail maybe stepped in a fire yeah even then it would
be just only one hit what one fire damage it wouldn't be like a I see fire over here
by the way
Did we get lucky again? Hold up.
Oh no, the wolf forest is on fire because of a lava pit.
Well, I mean, I just don't get it.
It's not like they're gonna win, like, like, like, BINK or whatever.
Yeah.
Now I just go, are you on tools?
I got them. I'm good.
I'm good to go. I say we just, say me that thing. We did that so fast too, bro. Easy.
What was the fire after showing me that's good here, but it's it's we're good
That it's a lava pit if you want to try to make it from that. Yeah, but we are though
Yeah, exactly
Let's go see some pig. I'm gonna kill all these pigs lots of minutes. Where?
Never feels good killing a minecraft pig though never
Sorry buddy
I don't see it.
Oh, come here, follow me.
We have underground right here.
Access.
This will be good for Iron.
Smooth line probably off.
This is just done.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm going to come back to this scene.
Oh, yeah.
Right here.
Follow me.
There's like, this thing goes in.
Oh, yeah.
We should get Iron.
No, right here I'm saying.
There's a thing right here. We can kind of just go down this I think. Sure
And I don't even need an iron actually do we?
Just for flint and steel. I mean we got lucky with it before. No, we don't even know. We get also to burn in. Oh
Yeah, we have lava. True.
And oh shield. Oh bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket bucket and shield
Yeah, we have a lot of them we do it is done finished. I have nine pieces of bacon as well
Just put that out. Are they bacon huh?
our pork chop
Yeah, ten is that it, let's get out. Yeah, it's just what I added the bacon mod. Just one mod
hungry bacon really
No, I'm kidding. It's just poor chops.
Achieved?
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
What is new music? It's not very Minecrafty, I'm not gonna lie.
I only hear in Minecraft.
They did not cook with this at all.
They did not cook with this at all.
This is in the midst of the Mids-Mids.
You need mr. Minecraft cry, so I mean I don't think I give a shit is that it's just that he's not as a micro
He's miss Microsoft way different
Mr. Bill Gates
Please fix the server he lagged
Yep, I'm trying to get some food, but I don't see anybody has food. Oh
We're gonna bring the pigs inside and fuck it
Yeah, well I have nine like I said and I just got a lot of blocks a lot of dirt
How many bees in the attic if there's something fucking beat down with this shit man?
What a bees gave us honey. Is honey good? Bees make honey.
I got counts of them.
Wait, I have pumpkins here. Should we grab these pumpkins or is that cringe?
It's cringe so cringe. So cringe. Okay, okay, okay, cuz it like fucks up the point of view so bad.
No, I said why? I'm not doing it.
All right, but I have 10 ports at the right. Yeah, we're gonna go. Let's get out here. I've nine as well
I'm ready. I'm ready Freddie
Hi, and then bang again
Good back to you
I heard that.
I could just cook them with the eggplant,
the nipple, the nipple and seal.
Hi.
Can you put out your furnace so I can make some battings?
Can you?
No, no, no, no.
I'll need to get the iron first.
I'll buy one more.
Yeah, I got it.
I have coal.
I'll just give it a lot while we're doing nothing.
Roger.
Maybe we just got...
Maybe we just get a...
Um...
Rock.
Oh, you know what we could do?
Do you have enough iron for shears and we just get a bunch of leaves?
I'll do that. I'm gonna grab two of these.
No, ladies and gentlemen, I want to be bothered with it if we can't avoid it.
Really?
Yeah, you're just gonna die, I'm just being honest.
Oh, okay.
Well, not you, but in general we're gonna die. I'm telling you, it's just a bad idea.
Yeah.
What am I chasing?
Fuck him.
Do you know where there's water at? Because we need water as well.
Um
Probably like some over here, I would say water be like this way going downhill
But the way I died it would have never happened if it was on a non-surface like that was absolutely server based that's crazy
I think it's not
On me now. I'll split your furnace back
I don't have that on you as you want to know
Okay
I need to eat though. I am hungry
I have a fucked ton of blocks as well.
Ok, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.
I'll make a second furnace for time.
I gotta cook my shit.
Ok.
And then, we're ready to go.
Is there anything you want from me? I have wood.
You have wood? Um, not really. I don't have anything.
I'm gonna plant these trees and stuff.
Oh, I'm gonna be actually gunning shears and she's gunning from the sheep.
We're not gonna trade much, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna put down these flowers.
I don't think you know actually.
Ironman, just fix it up a little bit.
Okay, cool.
Holy.
I don't know who needs to go do that.
Let me just get the cooked truss.
Hey!
I need that.
I need that.
I need that.
I need that.
I need that.
I need that.
Uh, and then pickaxe.
Yeah, I need to pick that, um...
We'll get you a gentleman over there, this one. Let's go.
Should we make an iron axe, perhaps, or is that right?
No, no, very, very, very worth a $0.50k.
Go.
Let me just get one more. Okay, I think. Let's go.
Got lava bucket or an iron?
I do.
Alright, quick scan.
Look around, look around.
Oh, launch enemies over there. Care.
On that side directly.
Yeah, just don't go to him.
Yeah.
Come down here.
There's another guy here, but it's fine.
Just avoid him.
It's just a baby.
Come along, come along.
You here?
Five years of deals up to the accident.
Avoid it by then.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Watch out, don't use snakes.
Yep.
Can you see?
I died.
I'm good.
All right.
You're going, you're going good.
Snakes.
I would build up.
I would build up here.
He's right behind you.
Build up.
I know, but...
I know, but...
I thought you just fucking died.
I almost did. He was like, on me.
I'm not seeing anything. There's nothing. There's no sources here.
I mean, I don't know if any of your logic works here.
I mean, it works. The numbers won't.
Nothing. It's nothing. We're cooked.
I could have died I could have died like that yeah I felt on this I felt on the same hole
really weird hole
oh right there right there yeah that was really risky because you were on the lower platform
right and I think I'm sure he gets none of the tops he gets more no you get more
Yeah, but brute is scarier for dying than blazes so the risk is like distributed.
well wait can't we make fire as in here nope it's glow okay I thought it was
glowstone and warps or some shit oh really I think it is no you have to get
glass and shit okay yep you okay yeah well I've been there just follow up yeah
I fell yeah mr. cow to beat four sins record you're gonna have to go fast
be on my toes here plus you're not supposed to have a team mate
no i'm
uh-oh maybe he's here give him don't don't it's not if possible
they hurt bad like bad bad
yeah yeah yeah
why is for my run killers and actually for the night is my killers lucky
Because even if they don't kill you, they chunk your HP and you don't even notice.
I'd always be greedy and try to kill them for food with lava and just die every time.
Careful that.
Uh, ooh, we can only have one shield at the end.
Oh yeah, we got a judge, we got a cookie.
Fortress looks like it.
And then, uh, Bastion, we could...
If we find Blue Bile, we're gonna put it in Dallion, just another Bastion.
Because Bastion Brutes are really, really busted.
I'm down for that very nice to see it. I don't think I'll take that one
How many poles do we need to hide? Careful, Gast. He's looking at us. Come here instead
Let's get a reach kill him
Boat down here, it's okay
Yeah, let's not do that let's not do that
Watch out. Oh, you're going crazy. Let's just boat down
Yeah, I hear your boat. Oh, no we can do together. No we can share we can share
I'm hiding. I'm good. I'm going to just seal up. Jesus Christ. I give you a shit. Put
on. Yeah, I don't have it on me. I just fortnight built around me like crazy. We good. I mean,
He's gonna do the Joker, even in runs it's a four shot, three shot, four shot.
Wait, I'm good now.
W?
More, more.
I had half a heart, by the way.
Why, he cannot do luck pretty much.
Yep.
His first shot did full damage, his second shot I'm pretty sure did full damage.
I'm gonna eat this poor chop.
Yum.
Watch out, don't get sniped here.
Ender mans.
Is that your man's or what your man's watch out dodge that
Here
So there's the thing right there there's the boys, but there's a lover so you have the shield you're
I don't have a shield. Oh
I don't know. Yeah, maybe
It's so fun to watch you do it your play through
How surely you are not trying to be fast, right?
I might just be dead
I have three pork chops
I think we build on this way. Hold on here. Hold on yet. We've all got a way to get
Chaps
Meant to pork shop, yeah, they're very fun. There's a lot of them apart ways is quick
It is so bad
Nice
The big my aggro is a stable
Maybe I go above and see what's going on here.
I probably would not be there.
Yeah, let's see what's going on here.
Yeah, I didn't realize that.
Maybe this is a stall, isn't it?
I mean, this is bad use really bad.
I mean, I'm not gonna front it.
Maybe we gotta rethink the strategy here.
here. Um, if we can go up, no armor is crazy.
Fuck. Okay.
Chat!
Hey, like, have you even slapped this?
I don't know, slapped work at all.
They're burning their way in.
Oh man, uh, we would have been able to, on the right side, there would have been a little lava.
We just spawned too many in our fucking bone, dude.
Can we make a bow? Wait, a bow! What are we doing?
Oh, it's two spawners there!
There's snipers just like way to do this, it's cooking.
You want to try to send it to this one level this this next level right here?
I think we send it to nowhere. This is fucking croak. No, but I mean send it from up here
Right we go up and we go this way drop down and build in look just follow me follow my lead
I would not do that. Stop like that.
No, we are getting camped in
We are getting camped
So that I go to holy shit, maybe we go this way
check going on over here
they're building it the burning our house down bro
fuck
They're not actually going in, they're not coming here.
Out, can you heal?
Yep, I'm good, I'm good, I'm still full HP.
Have we gotten a rod?
Oh my god. Yo, yo, yo.
It's not looking good here either and it is terrible.
Okay, what about going down? Maybe we can go down.
We can build into it, hold on.
Wait, we can actually build?
Yeah, maybe we break this one. What do you think? We break this one and we lower the impact of how many places are here. Sure.
Okay, break that.
I just had an idea, I like that.
Okay.
And then now we can actually use this area, like we can come back here.
This is so bad.
How did it get so bad?
To be honest with you, it might be a triple spawn.
Oh my god!
Like this might be a triple spawn stitch.
I don't know what's going on.
I mean to be fair it's like a max win like we have so many playtrots here it's a match
loss like it is a settle.
Wait they put onion rings in the chat.
Oh my bad.
Oh man.
Oh man
Listen, this is my plan. I think we go. He just came in here help
That's good. That's good. We like that
This might be the play when the next good brother. I gotta run. Okay. We need the tunnels
Bring them in through the tunnels
Son
I'm good, but these are very pesky
What the fuck are we doing?
Yeah, this is bad.
You need a torch up?
No, I'm fine now, but this is like no good.
Bro, I think I know.
We go through here, we need to pull HP.
We run up, we take a hard left, hard left,
and we build up the enemy.
Hard left and we build around like how we had it before.
We go to like one of the bodies.
Why is it coming in? Like what is this problem?
I have my fee. I mean, do you have one?
Yes.
I'll kill this guy.
I have an oil crap pool.
Got him.
Slayers to the sun, you know.
I got it, I got two runs.
I got one.
I'm... I have one raw pork chop. I have to cook this thing.
You have a furnace?
Oh yeah, it's in here.
You have one run?
One run, correct.
I like the tunnel strat though, like this is good, I like it in the one at a time, oh
my god, yeah, what?
Please.
Wait, wait, wait, they get tunnel out of here, like this is just not good, like I don't think
they understand that.
The one that someone naturally are overloading this thing.
Tunnel, tunnel, tunnel, tunnel, tunnel, tunnel, tunnel.
I
My computer like that crazy good. I gotta run I gotta run I have to
What's going on doing good bro, what was that?
Okay, so when these guys throw out there they're gonna start fighting so we're gonna, I need to look them.
Yeah, I mean us breaking that was good. You can already tell, like, way less loud.
Let's open it up even more so that they can take them up more often.
Yeah, and I'm also gonna aggro up here at the top real quick.
What was that? What is this new patch? Like, why is he hitting me how?
Is that new?
Okay.
I just let me get it.
More chop on there.
Ah, that's not awesome.
Like why did he hit me but you're upstairs I come up and I get English shot at
Oh
What do you mean by this
And you're an oil threshold
How many are you out right now by the way, I'm not you
um
Oh no, you are good, brother
Wow, they are really vicious Sunday, I mean I it's no, I mean I mean I like you
down we're literally cutting them down we are really nice yeah we are there's
not many there's not that many left oh you owe you does he know who's gonna tell
Oh
Oh
Shit, okay, okay, so what more than thought but
We're in the hole
In the tunnel in the tunnel
Yeah, yeah, please
Did you get a rotten no sir, okay, I
Okay, I'm gonna just keep doing I'm gonna keep jumping up here. That's what's making them go to the tunnel. It's me jumping up
Again
Oh my god, this is exciting
wait do you have any food I'm out
I'm gonna have to eat you drop drop the thing
over here it's in the oven
thank you let's stay forever
I'm only just coming close man
maybe maybe we go
Nice
I'm still only at two
Really doing yeah, we're doing good
This animal, I mean we're surviving it's like a word of space scenario
Oh my god, what is this hole you built? Oh my goodness!
Sorry. I'm shacking. Sorry.
I'm telling you, even though I'm building out of a really weird spot, that's gonna kill
you.
Come here, bitch!
You good?
Come here bitch!
You good?
Run!
Okay, I'm going to wait, I'm going to wait!
I like what we have here though. I shouldn't use wood. I didn't think that through my bad. I did not think that through
wood burns in this. Hey buddy!
This is good though. Hey that's father's killer!
Look though, we can see their feet, right?
Maybe but I'm not a fan of it.
they're gonna go above the true nice
oh yeah that's four I'm at two we want to get out okay don't over commit we're
I don't like this at all. I'm gonna make a hat.
Make him...
Nice and easy.
Wooo!
He died.
What?
No rod. No.
Fuck.
Oh my god, that's not a snack of the man. Don't bother doing that.
If you shield pal, he's gonna get headshot. You're cooked.
I mean, we need to find a way to get out of here, so let's just go through there.
I actually need to go to Chad though.
Come here, come here, come here.
It's definitely better.
Let me create a new axe right quick.
There we go.
If anybody gets liked by some guy across the universe.
Oh my god, yeah, I'm out of gun fighting, if I'm not...
I'm shielding behind you, with my life.
Oh, you would have gotten me.
Bastion with no armor is dumb, right?
So maybe just trees?
Oh, he's above, he's above!
All right, we need to go through the fucking thing over here.
All right, I'm right on you.
This is so- why is it so quick anyway?
I'm scared, bro.
Very natural because this is pretty scary.
This music is amazing.
Do we hear the same music at the same time?
Thanks, though.
Is there a path that I'm building?
You like that though?
Yeah, this is perfect. I love this.
I'm watching our six. You are good.
This is perfect too, because you're getting blocked out.
Yep, wrecked up all the way to the top.
Yes, sir.
And now we can just get out of here.
There's any mobs here
You want to build a house not necessarily now
But we should make a house in the end place
Definitely
Watch out the stupid mother don't visit over there next year. I'm all guys
Please don't die
Are you okay? Yeah, but if I get slugged, we're dead, it's over.
I see a snake, but I'm holding the shield on him.
Build, just fill in. Build in.
Ah, I have more mutton, but...
Are these actual bones?
Just kill me, yeah, it's bone blocks, just get out. Kill me.
Oh, those are finnilla, why? I thought that was them on him.
Lager. I don't know if this Lager is there, it keeps happening.
I guess I really have to.
Yeah, but it's just you that like the server didn't like.
I'm telling you, I'm going to go out careful skeleton.
She said after.
Can you tell me?
Yeah.
Remember, you have one more block to me, my blocks.
I don't know what we're doing here.
We just need to find the biome, and we're going to get blocks.
Maybe we have a lava bucket, right?
Yeah, but over there I see...
Is that a biome jet?
I just... I love that these guys are in front of me.
They're just nice guys.
Yeah. Come here. Watch out. Very scary. Double-stab them. This is it. This is it. Run under.
Why are they nice to us and mourn?
They just gotta live here.
I'm dead. It's over.
Watch out. Look! Look!
We need food.
at any point if you are going to die you scream it I will live there's a chest
directly to our right I will literally commit my entire life
just literally call that I'm 100%
go blocks next one go this other
yeah the first one we leave it over there I think we left it mushroom soup
Bulls, bro. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean we could we need a machine though
Yeah, we're going to have no food we're cooked
Another chess. Yeah, it is. It should be a few I guess I'm obby some diamonds and Simon
Another chest you make a diamond sword, bro
Iron works
Mushroom
It should be one more chest, right?
Is this 4 ganky?
Is this 4 ganky?
Stop jumping, stop jumping.
Yeah, I could get one chop so much for you.
Should we grab these nether warts and make potions or is that cringe?
Oh, and there's no point anymore.
Okay.
Chest here.
Oh.
Bang.
That's a lot of gold though.
Oh wow, I almost don't know how to be for a third exit.
Don't do that, you know what?
I'm not.
No, but never.
No, we can't do trade-ups. I mean, if we do trade-ups, it's just gonna be so crazy hard.
Um, yeah, no.
I was cooking with all the bucket, but I can't think. We only need furnace.
Yeah, I might die hungry. No, shut up.
Oh, I have a furnace.
Dude!
Sorry. Yeah, it looks like another block, because I have a lodestone next to it.
a load stone yeah just looks similar what the gosh darn is that I think it's
like one of those blocks that are like a fortress wait you fart bro should I pass
yeah are you okay yeah I'm doing fine now but why am I she hungry I have one
pork chop but I have I've been getting mushrooms
What do I want for 40?
Do you know what when I go get a day the fucking chicken skewers
Sounds good no
Yeah, like chicken skewers like from like a Greek kind of thing or oh
Actually, there's one I'm gonna get it
Right here
How do you hear that though? There's a side one. No, it's HD
That's literally full on HD
We all hear it another chest to
Yeah, what if you had like a like like one of those like mukbang mics, right? But for that it's like maxed out like
That I mean
Yeah, like people are like into that
I actually think you probably have a couple viewers that watch you for that
I'm trying to make it weird either
Lost less for the man is the thing
Who did we did overall we need to get the fudge out of here?
So we get like we have to find pigs and burn them the longer we do nothing
The more likely we are to die because I have one pork chop left. Okay. We go to a spot as pigs
And we do we do just speed up strategy
Okay, let's do it then. I'm not giving you my last poor child. Okay chill out man
Bro the Vinnie is left with another way his life like Jesus man chill out
The six got my fucking name written on it
If we get top slide we're dead in there so
Oh I'm a better I must I must I can most know
Wow we got this
this bomb with a lake and it's going to change it though I'm wondering each
other to fight each other I'm better no you worry about it I thought I mean
that's different you coming towards us wow oh they traded oh oh shit that was
sick
It's gonna have the bottom.
I'm gonna get sniped.
We need to get out of here.
We need to move.
We're about five blocks away from where we were.
We need to get away from the stronghold.
Let's just commit this way.
This way, directly in farming.
It didn't look good at all.
Did it not?
It's more stronghold.
Red bomb will be and then we're gonna get our dudes.
I see the green biome.
This way.
One blood, hold on a minute, I'm dead right, you're not right.
Wait, you're 1 HP?
I'm 0.5 HP.
Okay, here, here, here, here.
Make a suit, at least.
You having a work-a-letter?
Yeah, here.
You have a crafting, I have you.
Oh, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it.
I already ate that pork chop, by the way.
That thing is gone, gone.
Suspended, why is it suspended still?
Good luck.
I made the wrong one?
Yep. Could be good, be good though.
It could be, but I mean, it is what it is.
It was good, but it's not good. I mean, I got nothing out of this.
Fuck. I don't have any more food.
We're about to be in a biome that we can get food though, right?
Yeah, yeah, right there. There's more cheese in the microwave as well.
Yeah, so, let's just get out of here.
I'm about to get full of energy in our jail.
But this is the end, I'm dead right now, I'm dead here.
I'm sure it's ushered.
I can PVP you.
Upstairs? There's bro much more, can you get him for me?
Please?
Yeah.
Yeah, I almost PVP'd you.
Cause you got my way when I was breaking that mushroom.
No fucking do that.
I know, but it's just like I was in front of you.
That was so close.
Can I get the machine please?
I'm grabbing a bunch of them.
I need to grab my machine please.
Yeah bro, I'll do that.
I'm coming down yeah pink and give me a couple of them too I got it I'll give
some wood sir oh I'm just going to join yo good points as well let's go let's go I find
a pig and then we just fucking melt them down yeah that's not small small small small
Did you just hit him?
It's a matter, you have to hit him.
He's down on his mom.
Yeah, but you have to do a mini hit on him.
Let's keep going to the red bottom, because that's where we get the picture.
Yeah, no, because we should kill every enderman that we see, you know?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just time wasted, like not killing that enderman.
Don't just kill him!
Oh, okay.
Oof.
Nice.
That's a problem there.
Yes it is.
I say uptrain. No, you can hold Z to zoom and scroll wheel
Oh, no, I think they had it, too
Is it cheating? I don't think it is
come through I might have looked at an enderman in the eyeballs about 20 miles away from us
what a minute coffin bang oh it's good mushy I like that very mushy I mean that's literally
our food that's are you good on reds because I think we are maxed out on browns now any more
reds by these bombs good we just keep going we travel now where is the oh red red
look look we're looking for either pigs the train probably needs open space
oh he's scary because the gas has like a voice line that sounds like he's saying
Jesse really I hear it yes yeah I see the guy here oh that one yeah I get you
yeah man I just just just walk backwards then
fucking on oh you cut them yes sir holy aura holy lord come up to me yeah
red machines
just disrespectful brother you're gonna be shooting at me it just actually makes
me buddy we are low down food we don't even ever again I got a million
machine magma cream for what no don't bother it's kind of garden that red
mushroom now okay don't push that hard you're going to shit your pants or
you're gonna get a brain aneurysm like you can get a brain aneurysm farting
too hard really I think what a way to go man man farts way too hard fucking dies
Yeah, don't do that. I'm pretty sure someone has one out that way.
There's just nothing. These bombs are absolutely empty. It's just sad.
Well, I'm just a little confused here, because I thought we found the green biome and it was like Max-Win. Why are we leaving it?
No, the biome in a second. Hold on. Hold on. Is that a bastion?
No, there's no shit on the red mushrooms right here. Let me grab this. This is a hundred percent worth grabbing.
Well, we even know it's traveling, not like biomes. Biomes are not like that big of a deciding factor for structures.
Yeah, they are, but not like...
We're only traveling more than we need that.
We're set on food for the rest of the playthrough.
Cuz I'm at 9 red mushrooms, dude.
Chee-Chee.
Nah, we're loaded up.
Okay, do I have more up?
Depends, what are you about to do?
I'm the Ormanus!
Oh, I'm hungry!
Hey me!
Wait for me for one second.
I'm hungry as shit.
I need a soup.
Fucking roll, bitch.
You're gonna get into a stitch where you need me.
Well, I'm not really anymore. I'm gonna load up on stuff now.
I had to hit boxes on it. I had to remove that.
We can trade for these guys, okay?
Okay, can we make a soup?
You want some soup nice? Yes, please come here. Let me give you all my mushrooms. We'll just make more here
So where are the mother-sucking bashings did they rule them in his back or what is this just embarrassing wait wait? We're doing that actually
Okay
Well, I mean I'd rather it's it's a lot easier
That's fucking crazy, bro, we don't have armor some literal one because you can do it in bulk
Okay, if you're gonna do it, I'm gonna go hide in a hole like I cuz I right
Well, I mean the brood literally ruins your life in one hit. I mean, I'm not kidding fashion
Like I'm not getting a single hit in your dinner for sure I could be rolling up
that this though but one hit and you're done so let me take a hit of my big watch
me
holy hit nice thank you for that the jumpers are bad it doesn't matter I mean
We're gonna do a lot of trades, right?
I'm level 10 and you have a diamond, maybe?
No, we can't chant. Well, we can enchant.
A bow.
Okay, this is a triple-triple.
Or at least one triple.
I'm mad scared, bro. I don't know what to do.
I hear a brood. I hear a brood.
So we do another now, but I'm trying to do a cheese and loot the chest.
Okay.
My heart's actually racing like I'm an adrenaline.
Oh, I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
This is...
If a brute hits you, I'm pretty convinced it's a one-shot.
Oh my god!
I hear...
Oh, please don't die. Please.
Is that him?
Yeah.
Okay.
We don't have it. We should have grabbed... Do we have the gold on you?
Oh my god, you are genius.
Also, my music just got fucking crazy.
see.
Bro, when you did that, the song that played in my music was like the Dune music, whenever
he like, talks to the people.
You might be the fucking chosen one, I'm not even kidding.
Alright, there's another one.
Yes.
They call you Russell Trent.
How a tanky is this guy yet?
He hasn't died in the lava?
Oh shi-
But he's face tanking it then!
Where's the Enel's gonna be then?
We pre-typed him DM's, that was our strat.
By the way, we're exposing us.
Why not a brood?
That was too brood sir!
No, that's a hundred percent a brood.
That was a brood.
Okay, I need to go look along.
Please.
You ready to run?
Looks clean.
Clean.
Loot the chests.
Look the chests can I that's gonna aggro right you're chillin
Okay, I'm coming down. I'm gonna click this chest
Golden Apple that's very good one little block
No obsidian though, that's unlucky, right? Oh shit engine and go okay careful careful careful
That's a one-tapper bro, so care
No, you're gonna hit the pigment better
Okay
Anybody can tell that's me they're taking him you didn't burn alive. I like that
That's like the video you ever see the video of like the ant hills and then they pour the
Yeah, like a mom bra that's got fucked up. Yeah, it's literally an entire yeah
Yeah, but what it is though. It's just about like the method and just the kind of the intent you know, I mean
Yeah, I mean it makes them cool-looking things, but like it's literally an entire
colony like
How many years does it take for a colony to fall?
I don't even know
Oh. Oh, they're not bad.
Bailey was abandoned.
Two to a day.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, still, it's like thousands of little ant lives.
Well, that is not all the way. We have to wait till the end.
All the love of spirits, it's an extraver.
Yeah, that's fine.
All right, that was a proof that we heard him.
So if I see him, I just run, right? There's no-
I just said you probably did already, I'm not gonna lie.
Really? Okay.
I don't say that.
Oh, I'm, yeah, I'm giving it a buck. I mean, if you had the same...
Like, a Z-Level...
I said, yeah, you just did it.
He's faster?
Yeah, bro. He cooked your shit.
It is a-
Crap!
Careful!
he was down the hallway you didn't go the other hallway but this is a serious
bit of a lot I can chat as always right
wait can you can you let me in I'm gonna run yo close oh my it was right
be there
okay uh... you could come in with me in my slot
but
oh yeah they're mean
he's right there
i mean okay okay okay
do you know the spots
for runs at all
yeah i know i know
go there
and put the block up
that the fucking brood
wait when you say go there is but this is a triple triple so it's not a lot of
it's not it's not it's just a it's not
that's what the bottom
it's that it's a house it's the housing bottom
housing bottom is the uh... the one block that goes down
in a
obviously
she's coming
i'll uh... i'll get out of my blood that was that
i just see one landmark and i'll know where i'm at
you can't see anything
i know where we are as gold under the tree
what it
yet i know exactly what i got
yet
all right i fucked it
where to go
Okay, go.
Why aren't they getting angry?
Hm?
They didn't get angry.
Well, I don't know.
I need to block that one, so I can allow them to dead.
Oh, I thought it was just A.V. in general.
We have a lot of blocks, though.
Yeah, I got 140 gold.
I worked on it, yeah.
Oh, you killed them all.
Are we gonna be able to trade though?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's still a lot of nuts.
I heard Brut again!
Chalzanna, Brut, whatcha doing?
I think it's the Brut I heard earlier up here, remember?
Unless that was the same Brut.
Careful, cause he was on these steps.
Watch this happen.
I threw some gold on the ground.
Okay.
See, that's the Jesse. Did you hear it?
I fucking hate that one.
The guy says that.
Okay, so what we could do, watch this, is we can...
Watch this, ready? Watch this. Watch this strategy.
Bane, new gold block, gold block down, regular gold blocks.
Now they're gonna go in here, and then we can travel them.
Cool.
Big strap.
I don't have any gold, that's all you.
So why isn't the rest coming in?
You killed them.
I think you killed like, like, too many.
too many no no no the red things that is on his way
um yeah i don't know i'm giving you the balls back
near inventory they're stuck where though
Maybe break this one block right here, can I break a block? Yeah that one, that one, I think that's what was walking in.
Yeah. It's a brood, that's why it's a fucking brood! Oh, fucking brood! Don't fight him, don't fight him, fuck that.
So how many brutes are there in this fucking bastion then?
So they specifically made that mob because speedrunners wait they respawned
They don't respawn and you got lied to
I'm breaking too
Hey cats, oh wait
What the fuck how did you that?
They're all my gold though. What in the gosh dawn was that?
Let's just use this guy. She's juice him out. Let's get everything we can from him
He's gone. Oh, it's probably a player then
You coming?
Hey, nice.
That's coming.
Careful.
So...
So...
Ah!
XQCL I hope everyone is doing well.
What is that, a fire res potion or orange juice?
Um, fire res.
If it's orange juice, I'm down to take it.
You better be careful man you are playing with fire buster
Are they gonna come in or what?
I'm hearing something weird Where are they?
This is so stupid!
Do not...
Do you want to...
Do you have any...
Rival?
I don't...
Uh, Zero grabs.
I'm doing the jing-seat plate there, but I'm just watching you.
There's Rival here.
Well, it is working, so we're good.
Wait, there's a chest right here.
Did you get this chest?
Yes, I did.
You sure?
It looks hidden.
I got it.
Trust me.
Bane of author...
Oh, there's a bunch of stones.
How many pros are you at?
Uh, so do I want me to let you or do I want me to not let you?
Because I mean, it's not great.
Be real.
It's not good, it's not good.
I mean, I don't want to say how many, but I'm not going to say the exact number.
Like four?
Five?
I mean, yeah, that's about four.
Yeah.
Why are you still shut up about it?
It's not even that bad, then.
Oh, god!
So why wasn't there an agro-ling?
I don't really understand, though.
Oh, it's a player I don't think it's worth it and I'm not I'm not gonna risk it. I'm just gonna stay stay stay posted
Careful
I'm going to get out, get out, get out!
XQCL.
All right, let's get it again.
Ain't no big deal.
I can't give it a little.
Like, that was bad of a run anyway, because we weren't doing it fast.
Yeah, I mean, that was like a play-through.
It was bullshit.
It's like lame.
Like...
Yeah, I...
Genuinely, I think fashion is a little troll, I think.
Okay, okay.
I thought it was, but the...
The genders are way too bad.
They're way too hot in that badder.
I had five...
But we were almost done.
Like, that was the worst scenario.
That was my fault.
I...
I...
I...
That was the worst scenario.
That was my fault, I'll take accountability.
But overall, like what happened is basically
the mob acts as like in the past, right?
And he should have been on that grave,
but since I just put it down, right,
he can use it to jump up and then hit me.
Obviously you gave him a block to step on essentially.
Yeah, but like it's only in the past as in like it's what I have on my screen is not what's happening
You get to use that for a few seconds some Minecraft classic netcode. It's all good
Let me just run it again. Go ahead. Yeah, you had one get one pearl
No, I thought oh
Like see that like that's just that's just good. Oh
I saw that
I should have fucking...
Like, that's three blocks.
Like, I don't even get it.
I mean, to be fair, even if you got out,
and they could ran away instead of trying to build, we die.
The only way we live is if you do build the block, I think.
Because we're just trapped, right?
Yeah, we're trapped, but he's trapped as well, though.
I mean, it only takes one block, and then three of them were struck and scuffed out.
Are we hitting it again?
Oh, let me check the dinner room for my food.
food. Yeah, we can buy people for the food. It's here.
All right, bud. Let's do it.
How do you think you're going to worry?
Your food's here.
Kevin, holy Max, when I just found 15,000 watermelons.
Oh, we cannot eat those.
Wait, why? I thought they give you like half the heart or half
of food.
No.
Oh, I think I'm right.
And you're wrong.
Go ahead then.
Okay, I am.
You break them with an axe, right?
And Ellen, and it gives me food.
You're just a liar. Okay, put the timer on. Let's see if you can seriously. I'm just gonna finish it up. Go.
Okay, let's go.
Three, two, one, go.
over resetting what the hell happened
I mean is that the bro to pull up that like I trade gold and I I do the gold
thing with so that the guys come in ten times that nobody responds I pull up
naturally brood comes down like it's just lame it's just then yeah I say no
Bastion I say bashing it's not it's not a bigger deal like it should not like the tradition have been there
The only reason I'm saying no bashing is because it's essentially it becomes solo mode and
It all goes down on you where if we go you want to just tell the enderman
Yeah, we could split up and we just like I don't know kill what ten enderman and it's done
it's a lot of them it's like maybe 40 40 no shot absolutely 40 for a full run
with pearls I thought they're dropping to like 50% or some shit right okay okay
okay Google to get 14 pearls how many and when do you have to kill Google that
like on average someone Google that
guac that with the with the with the with the latest patches
distribution right drop rates how many anime do you have to kill like a 14 rod
I would say if I were to guess 35, which is almost 40, but it isn't 40, so you're wrong.
35.
Is that what Grock said?
First off, has Grock ever fucking played Minecraft ever?
Fifth is in flat.
Brother, brother, my balls.
My fucking balls straight up.
Shut up!
What?
Buddy, buddy.
Balls, balls, balls, balls.
I mean, how are we gonna ask?
Okay, now come in.
Let's go out in the ocean. What the fuck is this I just slaughtered a whole shrimp crab
Holy shit, let's kill him. They added shrimp crab. No, no, we don't do that. That's scary
You might have fucking food. What the fuck are you doing?
What
I'm gonna make you lose
It's bad, dude. Help
I
Joke nothing I didn't think you'd fucking attack me. I'm at half HP
Holy shit. He hurts by the way like a wage honestly way too much damage
Could a snail even do fucking damage to you can I get my food? I bet if I you drive the boat
Do not attack a fucking sea crab
I'll give you my food.
If some guy, if Namor spawns in, you run.
Don't leave him bothered trying to fight him.
He's a one-shutter.
Namor?
I don't know who this is, but I'll avoid him.
Find the boats to loot.
If I see a hero, Brian, what do I do?
Watch this, but they're all outside.
that no not that oh we could probably just get a nice nothing good just a
little speedrun strat I don't know if you know this if you look on the top of
the ocean you see how there's kelps floating yeah that's how you know what
you know that's how you know that there's a thing there you chance okay when it
It generates, it breaks those kelps.
OK.
So why was it not broken when we got there?
It was.
It wasn't.
You're wrong.
Well, I mean, they stopped doing that in the New York Petschers.
Is a boat possible in this thing we're going into?
Because I never seen this.
hang over there. It's fine, it's fine. Don't you have to go there. I'll give you my food.
Aw, there's a dolphin.
Hi.
Hello.
Okay, we got a buried treasure map.
Booyah.
Okay.
Now.
Wait, what did he get in the boat to drive?
Really?
Fuck.
Look at the kelps, you can see the kelps right here.
That's how you know.
But there's a boat here.
Okay.
Oh my god.
What's up?
What?
I'm at one heart.
I'm at one heart.
I almost fucking drowned.
I forgot it.
I completely forgot about drowning.
Is yellow going on?
No.
I got some of it.
I'm going to go over here and I'm just leaving you.
I need to cook up food.
I put a door down there if you want.
No, I left you.
I'm going over to the this island, and I'm just gonna get some cobblestone where the fuck are these new chests at
There was always that you give me yo, yo, you guys give me the other place
What you guys do this other place
What? What the hell are we at?
No, it's it. No, there's no time. That's our overall timer, obviously.
Oh, are they heavy to do that?
Yeah, just an overall.
That's fucking terrible, what?
Yeah, that's why we'd better freaking beat it.
Where is the chess, motherfucker?
Yeah, you're right. Some of these songs are definitely not Minecraft music. I won't lie,
but they're good.
Like, I don't see the boat. I don't know what the chest is at.
I'll come back for you in a bit, I'm just cooking up some chicken, some pork chops.
Upside down, no, no, no, even upside down, I'm going to the right place.
Oh!
What the heck?
I am so confused.
I haven't even put iron for the room.
For that I'm dying.
I have some roast beef, a chicken, a pizza.
i got the flint and steel flint and steel
i love minecraft
not you did it good job
hello, are you still there?
I'm cooking up pork chops right now.
I have good carrots.
I'm over here at this island.
Where you at, my boy?
I've been left your ass.
I'll come get you.
Yo, you're lowkey like that.
Yo, you know what?
Bro, you know that kid on Twitter
who eats the fucking Kool-Aid bullshit?
Yeah.
Bro, I was like, you and your younger lowkey.
Really?
That's me.
I can see it a little bit, yeah.
How you got it like that, Cook?
Good to know.
I think this is the little island.
This is where I'm chilling right now. I'm cooking up some chicken.
Um, okay. Listen, we want to do this fast, right?
I have everything we need here. We should be able to get out.
Right now.
it like like this is bad we're slow we're slow we're slow this is terrible
to be on the race the rabbit of the turtle nobody won the race the turtle
one why because the rabbit went too quick and he took too many dangerous and
then don't fucking do that dumb fuck what have done that what have done that
he was overzealous he was overzealous the turtle though he was patient he took
his time and he was consistent. Come here, let's go.
Yeah.
Pearly already 65 months. It was a fucking hare and not a rabbit.
Always enjoy the streams. XQC, LXQC, LXQC, LXQCL.
Oh, okay. Well, then fuck you. You know what? I'm going to ask Grog.
No, I'm not sure. I was not sure what it was.
is a hare, a rabbit, is a tortoise, a turtle.
Is this a nay and nay?
I'm asking, thinking about your question.
No, a hare is not a rabbit, they're related, but distinct.
Hares are larger with longer ears and legs and don't burrow.
But yes, a tortoise is a turtle.
Why is there magma?
Chad, can you even do a sea entrance anymore?
This literally seems patched. Try this. You're telling me a hair isn't a rabbit?
Dude! How much HP do you lose? I'm at three hearts. You fucking crit me. Get back up this is bad.
We're at the end. There's a boat. You want to go to the other boat?
Oh come here. We don't really need it on paper.
Okay.
Apparently we cannot enter the Lava, so it's just bad on the version of the game.
Oh.
Has anyone tried?
Oh I have a buried treasure map by the way.
I mean, it would be far away now. It's gonna be at the end of times.
I forgot to tell you, you left.
How about this one?
There's a lot of magma on this one.
Is there a lot under this one?
Nah, I wouldn't be.
Load of stone!
Yeah, see?
Wait, it was a real thing!
I told you, it kind of looked like a furnace, so like...
Come on, get on!
It threw me off.
Oh, you're on it already, sorry.
Oh gee.
Microsoft Copilot? What does that mean?
Uh, it's AI.
It's like a Microsoft's AI.
They patched my entry?
Oh, okay, you're here. Come on, Joe. Get out. On the boat.
Yeah.
Come down with me. I have a door for you.
Do not worry, Ben.
Oh, that's-
Oh, my God, man, dude!
Time in!
Yes!
bad it was it was a two-stack we can make a sword
nah that's nuts ready I'm gonna break yours on the burkman
you have a door now you're gonna do it? no I have both
come on me come on me
come here I'll give you the door
I see magma.
Okay, let's keep it going.
Do you swim slower in this version?
Did they just like ruin the game?
I'm a little confused.
I don't know what I'm looking at.
move so did all they did they just added a brute and got rid of all the fun
stuff I mean I mean it makes it kind of bad in front though holy shit look at
this fuck is this what I do like a swim octopus no it's max loss okay you're
good to eat your chicken you're good bro I'm gonna take a little hit here babe
Stour apple ice?
No, slim.
Oh, I think I've had it, yeah.
Jack, are we not gonna find any lava like this?
I don't?
Probably not. This looks so different, right?
This looks... they had an intern build this for show, though.
I have a um I keep shifting to pick up items from the play through oh my god I don't know
that we do this right the crowd diamonds diamonds big diamonds and I creep up
you're dead you're doing it oh yeah you're dead how the fuck am I dead you
let it yeah I'm just I know you're dead from mining these diamonds like what you
on about all right we have four diamonds now you're dead you're dead no you're
dead you need to get out you need to get out
I'm dead by the way, so I'm not kidding
Okay, I put myself in a one-by-one, but I there is a chest I looked inside of it. It had a golden apple
I couldn't grab it though. Jesse we must get out of this zone
It's good that we found the play. I'm gonna come to you. We must extract
Okay, I can you are you gonna go into that chest, or should I go into that chest?
Oh, I ain't going to be gone
Okay, after you get it. Let's go. Let's get out
Also, why don't we get why don't we dig down?
Right
I don't want to die help you're good. Yeah, this is gonna kill you
Okay
Yeah, we need to stop
By the way, this would be my probably my final words. Yeah, this is shit. We this is shit
We do not want to be doing what we're doing. Let's get down
Got a hardcore tells you
dude I'm fucking eating these pork chops like a son of a bitch
bitches I need these hearts
you want to give me those diamonds I make a diamond axe
uh I mean it's it's pointless
Second day well, I don't have it. I don't even have an axe yet. So oh, yeah, I'll give you
We should have had it like where is the Z position it
I
Don't know care
Well
We're too low we should turn on subtitles, right?
What is that?
And these new songs are not not it I mean Microsoft to fix your shit is this terrible
Oh, this song that is playing right now in my ears, though, is amazing.
I think we're gonna fight a lot of anywhere how do you know what your white level
Let's see.
Uh, let's see.
Mastered the 5? I mean, we could get the level here, yeah.
Oh, it's on the right side of the screen, right? Yeah, minus 55.
Whoa, it's not like really low. Maybe at this shit, deep.
I think we might get too far.
I mean it is that is awful. I mean it would be like a service and it would get a lot of bull
What could we one block water swim into it get rid of water or fix that
Can we just one gap mine?
It's going man
My again
It's just
Um, do you need to pickaxe to get out and give me the answer please?
Listen, mate.
Oh, really? Well, I mean, like, you know you're the one with all the blocks, right?
Like, I'm just fucking trapped down here.
Um, there's nothing for ever.
And this version is gonna suck you and it comes up to like
Well, I mean for this particular purpose
Yeah, why do they add all these cool features and shit we're just trying to beat the game in like five seconds the fuck you doing Microsoft fuck you
I mean, we were far in earlier, but I don't know.
We were about to win.
Oh, wow.
I am dead.
Really?
Okay, well, I'm just walking.
I spawn and fucking, oh my God.
Yeah, we're back.
Okay.
I'm just looking for some level pulls.
Diamond.
I feel like it's really easy to find diamonds.
Yeah, it's gonna be nice of me as well, but I don't think it can be fucked if I get out of it.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Yo, these guys hit hard.
Yep. I just got shot twice.
Hold on to me, hold on to me, we're good.
Yeah, I'm just going 10.
The zombie thinks he's gonna kill me with a shovel.
Stupid ass.
Bro.
easy we need we still need a bucket water though I don't have any water
creep up no i can find some water uh oh i actually see water i see water but it's towards
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Okay.
So I went to the road.
Yeah, I need a new pickaxe.
So I gave someone mine.
Let's go. Okay.
We have a run to make you, you know what I mean?
I heard that.
Now do the thing, speedrunner.
Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in?
Like this? Like that? Alright, make sure you don't get caught here.
out and then we have it's I've got one two chickens and a pork chop we are
fucked dude no no we'll get pigs in there yeah
maybe get a bite of that yep I'll give you one pork chop of that no mushrooms
In real life, but oh, yeah, I'm gonna grab these mushrooms
You don't have to ask me
All right
Oh well
um well yeah God this looks beautiful huh holy shit wait maybe this version is
is better. Hold this peg down there. What the fuck? I see a structure. Thank you, Bo
gates for the dough now.
Let's go!
Find me a structure!
Let me 1v1 this gash right quick.
Come on, bitch.
You just go with me, just leave him alone.
I cannot, I cannot just scan, I would either get mushy's.
I've been grabbing some.
already now
that they took all so many over here that's when
now said a lot yeah
what's the line
uh...
the that's what i got
all about it
back on it
What's he say, Gabagoo?
He's a debater.
He's Gabagoo?
I mean, pretty much.
Hehehehe.
The Brutes is how we killed the runner there.
Wow, that's your double fortress.
This is pretty much all we need.
This should be Schmezy.
We need to make shields.
I got you, Greg.
Thank you, Kyle.
There is a...
...Stillington.
now i see a man i'm i'm gonna make a damage or one up
actually is nine o'clock
actually is about nine
nine o'clock at night
it's just right over there
think we're just gonna clear this i have a diamond axe as well i'm gonna want to
have a look
okay well let's just be chatting like here because we've lost a lot of time
earlier right
let's not do that
no i'm hopping on every single one
careful careful they're shooting snaper
nice
not today bitch
come do it
No, don't do that, do not go there! Do not go there!
Yeah, do not! Do not! Do not! Do not!
It's a fun place to go to.
Just going.
No!
Are you okay?
No!
Oh my god!
Why am I trying to eat a fucking chicken, man?
Why am I trying to eat a chicken?
I don't get it, what happened?
I'm trying to eat a fucking chicken, like, instead of building.
I had a chicken in the slot for my shield, and I kept chewing instead of building.
I'm fucking sick.
We?
We don't get cleared by fucking, um, run.
This is embarrassing.
No, we don't get cleared, bro. It's like I'm fucking six days.
Okay, then how many days how many days how many hours?
Go ahead and go ahead and go ahead and go now
Well, then pain
Bye bye
Bye go one
Yeah, just take straight down straight to stone
Um, um.
Six each?
Five?
Yeah.
Stop munching your pig, buddy.
In order to eat food, you gotta chew the fucking food.
I'm not even munching. I'm eating the food, you fucking moron.
Chadder, let him fucking eat, please, God.
Bang bang bang bang done three one two go I got you three thank you I'm stuck in a
all
this
hope
we must go fast
find the apple and we're out here
we're gonna kill them, how do I kill them?
no you didn't, I
I have fat fingers bro and I clicked F
on the chicken
and then I put it
Yeah, and it put-
What are those?
Did they add dollars to the game?
Nothing better than a cosy playthrough of this game.
Your nose is so fucking disgusting, please turn off your face cam.
Also bring back Minecraft mod packs.
The playthrough with you, Jesse, and Greek was timeless.
I don't want her welcome to the jungle.
Okay, I'm just looking at-
Uh, find a novel.
Find what? Sorry.
Sorry Liverpool. Okay, no next pose and we got like earlier. So
Let's go let's go let's go I'm gonna say it's this way. Hey, look cuz you see that is that a village like tripping I
See something over there
I'm going this way another go that way
Okay
Also grab all the shrooms. There's a lot of shrooms here. It's very inefficient food
I mean it's not if inefficient it's just that it's annoying with inventory shit
I really have like a stack
Well, yeah, but I mean
Might as well have it at like just in case
Yeah, that makes sense. So they added a lot to this game though. I think there's a lot of new creatures and shit
They really did and we're just shitting on it Bill Gates is literally just fucking crying right now
Sad. Oh no
What's an iron Loki
Um...
Oh, a stalactite!
Nah, they actually... they give a fuck.
So why wouldn't they make the game, like, the important components, like, longer, like, like, the main story longer?
You know what I mean?
We need a guy.
Like, like, after the dragon?
I know they should have done something with the... the other boss.
I don't know, something with other than, like, the...
Or another phase to the like or the villages give you quests or something like that or like fucking
Like you know, I mean
Well, I think they're still they're trying to keep to that sandbox, you know, like it's still very much sandbox
Okay, well, I mean
Well the sandbox having ender dragon something it's like a quest to kill it then I mean
three years with the kids but nobody tells you though it just it just so
happens that if you figure it out you kill the dragon even the first guy that
killed the dragon you think you have like the craziest dopamine rush of his life
what the fuck did I just do maybe no one told him you just figured that shit
out
OWW!
Okay, I, um...
I have six irons.
Um, yeah.
Well, there's a skeleton just trying to shoot you.
There's, like, 500 arrows here.
I can't do this anymore.
I got a bow.
I'm dead if you don't hit me!
I'm one heart. I'm one heart.
Hey, there's Desi. Yeah. Are you are you quitting actually? No. Okay, alright then. This paper
wrapper will not unwrap us. I don't quit. Never. This fucking paper! Okay, any change
one more one more one more one more bite
and I'm good, I clutched
there they are
I have half a heart by the way
what are they doing?
they're adding
songs and they don't fit the old songs ok
Okay?
They've been doing that.
And they're gradually increasing the difference between the old and the new sounds.
Until they, they, such a little bit of the sounds, they get removed the old ones.
And they're gonna phase it out entirely.
Okay, that's a terrible...
If that's an action, if that's actually what happens, it's like the worst idea.
That's what's happening. I mean, that's the biggest...
Welcome to the jungle.
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For subscribing.
There's, there's like people that listen to the program, they get casually every day while they're working.
55 month 6 QC tree x QC tree x QC tree x QC tree x QC tree x QC tree
I have six by the way like oh we're good then we're gonna have six
Hello
It's like 18th song in my playlist.
Why?
It's gonna make this game very polished and all of that.
At this point it just plays out all the old sounds and all the old music.
Just do it deliberately.
Don't try to hide it, just fucking do it.
Why? Because this is what we're doing.
It's a terrible, terrible, terrible seat. You wanna take the water here?
Oh yeah.
We're just kind of running wasting food. Yeah, it's got water
How's that not take it I'm gonna say either don't do it or do it instantly
Man in order to do we have a gradually like fucking just just take it all out at this point a
Firefly bush
I mean, I don't agree with it
Oh, I see some chickens and they aren't going to live far, uh, uh.
What's my source?
They're fizzing it out.
Bro, I'm playing the game in an hour.
They're fizzing it out.
It's not hard to understand it.
It doesn't fit the sound of music at all.
It's a completely different sound of music.
It's completely different.
I have a country.
Different insurance, different buy, different everything.
This is so kind of cool.
Oh, there's a sheet behind us.
R-L-L.
Look at that.
That's what I'm saying.
Is there any food we can make from sugar?
No.
Sugar?
I mean cake.
I
took half the food, you have the rest.
It's all good same producer. I mean, I don't think something sounds same guy. I mean the music that's what I'm saying
Oh, but I'm saying even that same guy is those two similar same in the instruments and it's so someone the same vibe
I mean brother, it's completely different
It's like a night and day
See a couple chickens they are done for
I
Man, I don't you know what you know
If you're gonna agree not that I maybe with it
Maybe you want to have dog shit sloppy toppy soulless shit. You know what I you know
I respect that enjoy your dog shit fucking enjoy your shit fuck you
If you like that, then take a sloppy sloppy toppy on your walls much love it
Wonderful. I have a gift I have a gift for you
So here and then here.
But I don't want that though.
Why? It's going to be so helpful.
Um...
Imagine we had that for the fire guys? Like that's just...
Joe.
You know, like give a fucking back.
I'm not going to do anything. I'm going to do things that matter to me.
to me. What's the fun out of things that you don't care about? You don't care about that
anymore. And we're approaching that stage immediately with all these dogs slupping
top of the games, slupp bullshit fucking investor funded dump survivors.
Let's get out of here. Let's go boat. Or it's night time, like...
You didn't iron it all? Yeah, we need bucket. So do the strut.
I have six, I have six.
I didn't smelt them, because brain kind of slow.
That's kind of the reason for that.
Keep it the first time.
Yeah, hold on.
They don't move any music, no features.
Okay, if you dilute, if you dilute,
you might as well remove it.
Like, I haven't heard even one of the seed
fucking four, 18 songs.
in three to two hours.
I even heard a one.
Oh my God, so rare.
So, do you see what I see?
Bro, that's so fucking rare.
You have no idea how rare that is.
Hold on, let me see what I see.
Come here, come here on my boat.
It's, hold on a minute.
Come on my boat!
I'm coming.
Is that what I think it is?
Yes.
I
Know I thought it was a chicken jockey bro
What the fuck are you talking about chicken jockey chicken jockey?
Hey, yeah lava and water, but over there, bro. It's a icicle biome. Look oh
That's actually rare I'm not getting that's actually listen to them. I'm gonna go over that one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no fucking no
Yeah, you're a fun. Yeah, sure
not rare at all you are a dictator bro you are so it's it's rare I mean it's
rare okay but then you know nothing I put the circle too much it was no they
They are absolutely rare.
Someone said, Luff Luff's a whore, what is that?
It's somebody's stuff reporting as a larbour.
Stop cooking chicken, motherfucker!
I'm so hungry, bro. I'm just so hungry.
How are you not hungry all the damn time?
You're jumping and sprinting all over the fucking place.
No, I'm just not. I don't know what to say.
Okay, let's go.
Now we have all the ingredients for success, okay?
So we do now, we do this.
You have a hunger cheat, man.
You have a hunger cheat, so in the runs, you don't have to eat.
I just fucking exposed you.
Charu, I mean, okay, you got me.
I mean, you got me.
Checking balls in PC
Why can't I oh, I made a shield you're gonna make you a shield. Yes, please
Wow really
You can eat that chicken in your hot bar.
Thanks bro.
He just picked it back.
Let's get out of here bro.
Come on, come on.
Okay, we need to go fast.
We need to go fast, fast, fast.
What do you see?
Oh
We're in a God seed. Yep. We're in a God seed. Oh
No, no, no, we got lucky very heavy heavy heavy skeletons. He's super careful
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah
come in I just thought that was sick no I sliced up two of it come in come in
my little hole here yes sir come in here come in okay Louise bro let me get
some in blocks there should be a pathway layer and about to answer
I
Hear some scary I see him jump out of your jump watch it what it what it what it what it's 83 years
I started this sub before some view
How come he didn't do the thing?
Is that a headlock?
Okay, we are owning.
Go, come on.
Hey, hey, get to there buddy. Too tall.
Okay, do not let him stack up or you'll just come back.
Okay, we're closer. We're getting better here.
Hold it up, cut.
Alright, babe.
Check in for you.
Really?
Thanks, bro.
Well, man.
go on in you go ahead then
hit him
bitch
pushing 40 can't beat a hobo
two hours to enter the nether
uncuncuncse her now lift your arm
and flex on me it might take you
three octs it's
i mean if i can lock him up remember
he went
wow how original are you stealing
the big ron's content
ron will always be better than you
but you won't admit that and it's okay i guess
I guess. True.
Chop!
We must find, um...
Yeah, let's not do that.
Oh, chop. If you leave the lights up like this, we're gonna get signed by people across the universe.
I mean, yeah, let me cover this time.
So they're gonna spawn or did we just bug it?
Oh, proceed.
Like probably doing confused.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm over it.
We were so good.
We were so good.
We were so... You can't be over it bro. We're fucking trapped.
I'm over it.
Oh, so... What is that?
Is that what that?
Yeah, this would be an oasis, right?
cool. This is like mucked up. What is this muck called? MUD.
Man Grover. Jack, you actually got a nice note.
Look at that like thing over there.
What?
So there's, yeah, it looks nice.
Um, what do you think about the new experience, right?
Well, basically, maybe like, um, you know what I mean?
Like, um, with questions you're like, that was dialogue.
Well, no, no, like, like.
Like personally, no.
I mean maybe the villagers give you like a thing like bring me this material or something
But they kind of already do with emeralds. That's kind of like a little kind of quest system barter thing
I don't know. I feel like they shouldn't fuck with it too much. It's like what mods are for
Well, I'm just saying something alternate from the main sandbox experience
like
So that has more depth in progression
Well, I I always thought another dimension was like play like you just make more dimensions
Like one hundred one month. I'm not any uns in the chat. I thought that was
The sky world move you chat exactly just make more dimensions
And then and then like like the the um
Um, the distorted world or some shit, right?
Where you come in, right?
And all your armor is useless and you're damaged and the mobs are like, they're like, you.
Well, yeah.
Path of exile, like when you do, when you play path, like all your shit becomes useless or whatever.
Yeah.
That's actually not that idea.
So RLcraft.
No, vanilla, bro.
Oh, I'll find it.
I'll pull it and then we're gonna finish this up.
If you you want to just die to the cactus I think we're like the worst see no
this is good this is actually fantastic it's very well open and then we have we
can see everything just I'm so hungry is that deer
no there's her bucks dude huh these are deaf that's a bug
This is like a bowl. I think it's a bowl. Nah, he'd hit you if he was a bowl.
It's not a bowl, yeah. He would hit me if he was a bowl.
What the fuck is this? Oh, oh my god, really pulley, bro. Armadillo. He hides in his hole
comes a fucking block bro wait me yeah look okay they cook banana he like
hides in like he becomes a little block
hey they really cooked though cuz look he has more armor cuz he was okay that
was just sad okay bro you didn't get any loot from the first one what are we
I'm just testing out if you say you get warmers. I'm testing it out
Jesus
I'm telling them how to test it out. You're farming XP
Shit I
Mean
Why don't they add more? Oh, yeah, what are these add armor sets?
All right, I'm gonna break a tree. Let's start this run. No, no, there's a fucking pillage over there
Why do you want to see that?
My is calling by the way.
Okay.
Cheers.
After all those years.
Village!
Boo ya'll.
Dude, we're gonna have so much bread.
That's the best part about this.
Another pair of ducks. What are those? Marvel ducks? Banana ducks? Red ducks?
Okay, don't kill it. I'm screenshotting. That's freakin' adorable.
All right, let's go check out this village.
60 months, I love you all. Oh big village!
Did you get the chef's house? You can get a free bucket.
I am dumb to you.
I am gullum.
And he's just a nail.
Snag a motherfucker back to the past.
Yes, sir.
Go put him in a new run.
Well, when you kill someone, you put them in the future.
You want to put them in the past.
So if you think about it, if you think about it,
not just the usual Minecraft, then you make sense.
Why make a piglin?
Or why make a pig man?
Or why make the villager look like they do?
They don't, none of them make sense.
It's why it's the game that he made it, you know what I mean?
It doesn't make sense, if you think about it, none of them make sense.
It's just random shit.
There's no law in the...
So why do they keep adding stuff that makes sense?
Why do they keep adding things that are logical and that make sense?
And then it created one thing that wasn't meant to be there, that is there.
One thing makes sense, the zombies looking like a Steve, that's pretty good, I like that.
It looks like a previous Steve is a zombie.
He thought about that.
The warden, I mean, okay, I guess, I'm not going to hit on all of it, I'm just meaning
that like the amount that was added to the game that's actually original is very little
compared to the other before.
Now what is this sniffer?
I think it's not real.
Ah, it's you, bro.
Okay.
I gotta get more brilliant.
For real.
Chad, what we watch at is in the desert.
I wanna see a big ass worm.
Come out.
Rar!
And you lift.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
And you have to jump above his arms.
And wave the blocks.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
The Doom Lord.
And when he, when his was in, it was.
Da, da, da, da, da, da.
Da, da, da, da, da, da.
And it was the Doom Lord as we're like.
Rar!
Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop boom.
Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop boom.
Oh, shit, to the lord!
They are not adding that.
OK, I mean, oh-
Also, here, take this-
Then no new clients did a game then.
Here, food for years.
All righty, you have 64.
All right, you have 64.
You didn't share with me, so are you
going to get that back, or what?
Nate.
OK.
Now, where is the gullum?
I found it.
to the bottom uh...
at the top left of the screen
you're fucked
what a fuckin moron
leiden everybody every villager in here now you are not protected anymore
This is our town, we do not give a shit and we're gonna get all your brats.
And we're gonna put them in one by ones, right?
And give an emerald every ever so often and then they give us a good shit and the one that don't give us a good shit, there will be fucking killed.
Yep.
They will be sliced up.
We are Britain.
There will only be one survivor here.
The one that kills the rest.
We'll be back in 24 hours.
Holy, holy shells.
You find that a lot of pull man.
I think we're good to go.
Sure.
Yeah, could be my opinion though.
Like.
Careful though.
Bees.
I like bosses.
I think they're fun.
I think they need it on purpose, the warden, as he's impartial to find pretty much when you're playing the game naturally.
If I find the warden, naturally he's like impossible.
I like the portals.
Like, that's like my favorite part. It's like the...
Gathering the stuff and then going through a portal.
Over there, Maxben.
So they should just keep making portals.
Portal 3?
Yes, keep making more fucking portals. Or make a portal that you can only make IN a dimension.
Like, you can't make- you gotta get to the end.
the end. Oh, it's a nether portal, right? But if you are already in the nether and you
make a portal, right? But if we only cry, we're climbing in it, you go to the Underworld
where you face Jaraxxus. Yeah, literally, it looks like the normal world, but it's just
like all kind of fucked up and like opposite you know you face ruxus that's
so I'm going to the jungle by a work of classic I welcome you to try that dying
hello I was outside of the um the dark portal are on the inside of dark portal
Wait, what? No, don't try this. You just want me, yeah, but it needs to be a box in TLC.
Nerd.
I want to grab more of this.
Please don't die, bro. I have enough bread forever.
Wait, this is the one. This is the one.
Do we need more iron? Because there's an iron-
Just go save, just save.
wait we're not they didn't sleep
oh yeah they didn't sleep max win by the way a potion creator brewing stand
why in the game they don't say oh they did sleep alright I thought they did
Come here.
Yep.
Good night, bro.
We're dead.
Ow!
No, I just did it all like that.
Okay, that action, dude, that...
You shit?
No, it's... it's... it's so bad.
Pro you got to stop where someone walks in like they got to smell that man. I mean
Like don't you have like a dog walking around the house?
Everything's nice or fucking thing. It's an experience
What the fuck what the fuck
From the water sniper
Wait, is that new
Me more.
Finds up all your eyes, please.
They should make squids. I mean they should make octopus.
Bedrock's nails are more or apparently are stronger. Is that true chat? Bedrock's nails?
Why?
Because I said so. What about a Kraken boss where they hang out near the fucking free loot in the motherfuckers?
right yeah and you got to break his his hands and the tentacles will go under and
they go brah and they can break her boats in the blocks
after you kill the dragon when you go back to the overworld you should get a
weird message saying that you've awakened weird spirits to your dimension
yeah something unstable is happening you don't know what it is yeah like you
did something you change the world that's sorry okay gotcha right um yeah
but you know you're gonna blow sometimes you could have you can have
Diablo spawn in act four and it would be like an uber right with these that
stronger and you jump the sergeant you know about that or not you start it are
you talking D2 or D3 D2 no I know nothing about D2 okay
I didn't play D2 at all.
I was more of a StarCraft.
Like in the Blizzard world, I was more of a StarCraft-er.
Warcraft 3.
I wasn't a D2 guy.
I like D3, though.
Uh, Max lost. No, we have to flint.
We have to flint.
Okay.
I have water, man!
Should we need to trust me a little bit, man?
Wait, I don't know what you're doing!
Man, the ocean, bro. It's the only thing I knew what to do there. Like, I was dying.
Sorry.
Come on, let's go.
Let me get to full speed, just in case.
Hey, what are you doing?
Okay.
Oh, wow.
I'm not, I don't even want to be here.
What was that?
I'm laughing.
It was not like you showed your pants.
Ah, it was up in the wall.
Jack, what's my Z?
I didn't know what to look for that.
Bro, did we even get stoned?
Wait, give me some of your iron,
because I am...
I'm wooded up, bro.
Wait.
That's 45
Could you cook
Okay cook
Get the black stone you could black stone Cheddar's another this is if this is a micro tip of the weekend
You can actually make furnaces and stone tools of a black stone in the nether if you so wish to
for this bang I bet you guys didn't notice a brewing stand why we don't need
food oh what am I doing what am I doing what we need is can you give me what
What the fuck are you doing?
What?
No, I don't have any extra.
Oh, but what's up?
We're building a house.
Yay.
Oh, here you can get a block on this list.
5,000 gifts that I do it.
25,000 gifts that I do right now.
Did we have a block place?
Yep.
I'm a block poor.
Have lost this yeah, I'm block poor
Here's a bone and there when they say I wanted bones I
Was just being nice you want to give it back? I'm sure about I'll take it. Thank you
Ooh someone just get that a hundred thousand subs
Not enough raise the price
500,000 subs he goes in.
Where are we going?
Our bomb to the right is good.
What is this little guy on the lava?
So is that the guy you can saddle?
Can we get more bloodbaths?
uh yeah
any more I'll be back
brothers magma cream is falling from the sky and shit bro
I could have done slabs but I'm really stupid yep I have no steam so you said
I could use blackstone yep that's cobble
make a hole in your chair and put a bucket
hello mr. Rex I demand correct have you heard from him did he finally leave
your sorry stickiness you're doing what you're doing in your eye that's my
bogus just I have no idea I never had any I know you're a B B B billionaire
here take my free money Lulee you scared the shit out of me
I'm scared oh my god, what are you doing here?
What the fudge?
Wait, they're not going to kill me.
Wait, do you have any more of that wood I gave you?
We got a wood, bro.
We are poor as shit.
Like, why are we in the nest?
We'll find another one.
What are we even doing?
I'm playing some locks, man!
I cannot believe that we got the worst fluthable spawner.
We're almost at the end.
Can I get a few lock plays?
Yeah, I'm running over.
the
little scary even though it's all you gotta do is hold that
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, don't push me, don't push me.
Thank you, I...
Can you pull up?
What are you doing?
Just...
I got about two blocks here. I gave you my blocks. I mean...
I used to just parkour back in the day.
Did ya?
Yeah, that was my thing.
Uh, what levels have you done?
Any level runs?
Level runs, uh, levels completed before?
Uh, just stuff back in the day.
I don't know what they were called.
Level runs?
No, no, just parkour.
I mean, level runs or parkour? That's the best parkour you ever get in the game.
Is this like up to date shit? I mean, I wasn't doing it last week. I mean, I was like 14.
Okay, well, I mean...
Chad!
Dude, I'm fucking... I'm 40 years old now.
Chad, that shit was hard, no? Level runs?
I used to make servers and I just had fun making little parkour videos.
Did you hit it?
Why don't you hit it?
You did hit it though.
Yeah, it's a server server server friend.
Come here.
I would make servers and I would make little parkour spot on the faction servers and it
fun in the spawn. I found a place that you're gonna like. I found nothing. It's nothing.
This is a really really bad area. We need to go left. You see where to get out right?
Just go that way. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Come here.
You like that?
Yeah.
Do not fucking fall down the lava. I will lose my shit.
Make sure you add 100 HP and shit.
What?
Make sure you add like 100 HP.
I feel like this is impossible to die over on this, this is so easy-
Oh, trust me, it's fair battle.
I don't need mushrooms.
I'm not a little dead, you have to take care of it.
I have a wood axe.
I'm 1HP.
Axe way?
Yep, just heal.
I have a wood axe, that's a big issue.
Oh my god, that's not a lot of loss.
Do you have crafting cable or do we leave?
I have one, I have one, I have one, where is it?
Okay, can I make a wood axe right quick?
Oh my god, look at him.
Let me get a golden axe, it's really bad, it's terrible.
No, no, no, I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. Did you go?
Okay. Let's go.
Look at the- do you see this guy?
Oh my god! Why are you so cute? Did I add that one?
I thought you had that one!
Bro?
I've rated it!
Holy...
I thought you had this one over there!
No, I was- I was just- I was just shit.
Wait, that one's holding a spear. There's a spear in this game now?
Yeah, yeah, there's spears in this game, yeah?
Maybe we should be making spears.
Nah, I'm just trying.
I don't use old stuff because this game used to be good.
Holy Lover.
You know Lover Runs? Yeah, back on my day.
No, no, Lover Runs is like the, like, that's how you do some real shit.
Get out, get out, this will go to shit, this will go to shit.
No, get out! Do not!
I'm bringing it! Where are my mic?
Easy.
I mean, bro, we have food. Why don't we gotta do it like that?
Well, we're gonna just kill them, so I was saying hit them, but yeah.
This song is good like this is a new song I'm listening to this is good
capacitive
oh
Tommy impala, we're careful of a guy right here to our next worst
and
Hi
Let's just take our time here. It's nice and relaxed. I'm dead.
Who is Tom and Paula? Like, who the fuck is that?
Tommy, Tommy and Paula or something.
No, it's Tame.
Oh, I know, I know, I've been trying to get to it.
Oh.
Tommy, Tommy and Paula.
But it's Tame.
Is it Tame? Oh.
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where is he going bro?
It's getting dicey.
What is the word getting dicey come from?
Like what is dicey?
Something dicey?
Well, we're crafting.
You think that's where they got that from?
Yeah, you're gonna get a lot of loves here.
You're probably gonna die.
No, I just fucking outplayed the shit on that one next.
Well, there's a lot.
What are you doing?
I just killed them
If you that's one thing about golf I learned you just need to have confidence before you do something risky
Risky, okay, it's risky, but also in gambling you will dice so it's
But dicey like risky dice
That joke is running so fast.
I don't know what that is.
You know, unharmonically, the people in that state, LARP, are LARPing.
Because that shit would exist for the longest time, and they weren't using the word LARP.
Therefore, they are literally LARPing. They don't know what LARPing is.
He's right.
Wait, it's not a... it's not a terrifotage.
Come on, come on, come on.
It's just saying that someone's arping is just in right now.
But it's not slapping though.
Son, dude, come to my boy!
I'm not acknowledging something makes you a lover.
Come to my boy!
Yeah, I got it.
36 months, we've set in coming LL.
I just was making a stair face like we're gonna come back.
What am I doing?
What are you doing for me?
I'm like doing it for a mop behind us. It's like chasing us down
Wow scary where be very good. We're very good. I see that does look scary dicey
Maybe straight down
I'm gonna
Chat what do these things like staircase down I mean
Oh good
Good
Did we just do a circle no we do not
Okay, I hope to God we didn't we might have we did that I love it. I am in navigation experts
Look at that. Look at that. Oh
Shit, yes, you like that
Yeah, you can have a bro
There's one damn good
I summon fish molly for all that is holy. I summon fish molly for all that
Watch out. Did someone summon fish molly? Yeah, he was a summoner
I'm fucking bitch.
Um, and that one's empty, so I mean, we could just walk in, but...
This game might be smelting my GPU, it's really hot in my room.
Not possible, but I should have done it.
to be on the most of the most of this to be and accept that force and is the
best
all right enderman time oh actually that's just get it out of the way plus if
we have the ender pearls we're gonna feel so much more confident oh I just
our boat is mine this lots of trees around us no no no we can't we have to go back and pick it up
why because we have no actual uh woods mega boats these days what does it make a boat
so you're telling me they're adding bumblebees armadillos
and all this shit and they can't make a fucking AK ship.
Yes it does, no it doesn't, I'm trying it Jack.
No one's in a chat, they're talking to me.
I summon fishmoly by all that is holy, I summon fishmoly by all that is holy,
I summon fishmoly by all that is holy, I summon...
I summon fishmoly by all that is holy, I summon...
Do you feel it? Do you feel it?
I do feel it, but do it, show them, cause there's gonna be one guy that's bothering him bro
and he's gonna go to bed tonight and he's like, fuck, why didn't you just try it for me?
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, um, I'll put the bowler over here for him
Hey Bob
Hey Bob, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna
Do not, one punch
but the axe broken one hit
Got it
Yeah, I need a new axe, I have no
I got it, got it
Eliminated, eliminated, log with us, send to heaven, bye, bonk
Heard that
Sent to the aether, heard that
Uh, look, I'm gonna get involved with this
It's not working!
That's for the 54 months, Mr. Cow.
What's about that?
Oh.
No, no, the other way, brother.
No, we left it behind.
Are you serious?
Yes.
On God.
Go pee, bro.
We're in a safe spot.
Protect me.
Dig down.
Protect me.
OK.
Okay, I'll just put you in here for now, and you stay in there, be safe Jack, and Enderman
shall die
oh no oxygen in there
oh wow gg's
more bread for me
get in the boat bud
your time is now
get into the boat
Thank you.
Boom. Perl.
Uh, okay, next.
Oh, that guy just dropped 64 pearls.
We're good to go.
No pearl?
Yes.
Nah, he said he's being this guy's taking a shit for show.
Like, why lie?
Like just say you're shitting.
You know?
Like why are we lying?
Just say, hey guys, I gotta go take it.
I'm a human being.
I have to take a shit.
Why is he saying piss?
He's a goonie?
Really?
How do we know this?
How do we know this?
Is this science-backed?
We have Perth and a camera.
What?
I'm at three pearls, by the way.
This guy's saying we gotta kill 40 Enderman.
Like, what are you talking about?
Jesus.
Um, he's built me a cover for what?
To keep you safe and there's somebody chasing me.
Oh, you did it?
No, but I'm gonna have to deal with him.
It's getting a little dicey.
Hold on to it for a little bit.
It's getting a little dicey.
Brother, brother, brother, I hear him, I hear him.
Yeah, he's right next to me.
Just help me.
Dude, are you serious?
did you just really do this to me brother
I'm over it I'm over it I'm over it I'm over it I wasn't warmed up but I didn't punch you
no no you did not punch me but you broke you broke the block under me and it
made me fall and then I don't know how you died no no matter not much about
I don't I don't happen to you. I felt
Okay, I
Look at me. Why does Marvin this is just invincible. I was at three pearls by the way, like we were almost done
I was purling it up
And I didn't hit you you went in a fucking rose bush. Why'd you pay like that? Why did you pay like that?
We're middle of a fight. I
Didn't hand it
Alright, that.
That, that, that room I'm gonna go to, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna...
Fuck you!
Whenever you want, if you wanna quit, I don't give a fuck, bro, but I'm not gonna quit.
I'm gonna stay on the server for the rest of my fucking life.
I mean, there's not, there's no shit, and then you just, like, whatever you do about it.
I'm reporting him, so I have to.
I'm killing you in console.
I, I, I, I have to, I have to work...
Yeah, I killed you in console. I don't care! I do not care!
76 Months Excusi-
I do not care!
Shout out to Harold the little lad.
Now we're in the fucking snow.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's see.
Yep.
Let's just have these in the game.
Wow.
Are you really reporting me?
I'm not.
No, no.
Yes you are. You're trying to actually get me text spanned.
Like, what are you doing?
What are you talking about?
No, that's actually evil. You're trying to manipulate a text interaction between me and you and you're going to report me
Well, okay
Okay, that is so mean also stop following me on multiple servers
Now I'm reporting you you just got fucked
this man is
following me on
servers
No, and telling people lies about me and my address and
He sent pizzas to my house and
He's racist I
Have been getting sent emails from this individual
I have screenshots of this person's DM that would make your head stand.
I'm 28 years old now.
Investigate this ASAP.
I'm going to say longer than 12 years, I'm going to say 15 years.
I was 13 years old.
Don't check his basements.
my days I repeat that do not
he is now going into
personal servers and if
I receive that a weird
package this morning
they do not send this my you're gonna get your
counter was you're gonna get that's actually
no you can actually send that bro
do not send that you're going at the fm house
someone's gonna take this seriously who's the one guy that he's the one
dev with the long hair he's gonna read this shit and he's gonna send that fg
out of my house hey I didn't do it Jeff okay I didn't report you either then
Did you know?
Alright.
No, I didn't report you.
I don't know because I had you.
Okay, and I'm gonna kill you in the car.
Do not punch me.
I'm leaving the game.
Do not punch me.
I don't give a shit.
Why?
I have up in the server.
You can't do that.
Let's fucking bullshaping.
I have up in the server.
Yeah, but it's bullshaping you though.
But it's bullshaping you though.
Okay, so why are you punching me out?
Okay, 1v1 me then.
Whoever wins is better at Minecraft.
Good hunt!
On me!
Yeah, da-ba-ba-ba!
Hmm.
Looks like I got you right where I want you.
I don't know, fucker.
Make sure the boost stick head.
Come on bitch ass.
Nah I'm out of there bro.
I dusted your ass.
Nice jump.
Later.
Oh god she- oh I was trying to jump over here.
Busser.
Oh shit.
I'm not dream.
C'mere.
No!
I'm out of stamp! No!
All right, now you're the man.
wait what the fuck you're spamming bro restart it with the manhunt music
Yep, GG's. Get fucked. Marty, way ahead of you now.
Oh, you are dying, dude.
Wait, that doesn't make sense! Nah, oh yeah, you have op command on fucking bitch.
Where are you?
Late at day.
What is that?
What is that?
Generated for Harri.
No, no, nooo!
Nooo!
Hahahaha!!!
Hahahaha!
XQCL.
for you actually chased me down I had to okay I lost it we lost the gents team
okay okay but look at all though oh man we are old as I got you actually
wonder though is this whole was it on your machine now it's I don't say this
thing with your website wow I just did a random what is like it's only like 20
bucks the fucking pig I'm not gonna lie like like on my skin I was getting him
well I did a six gigabyte server cuz I was like we're not doing anything but
regular minecraft so like to be more than that
Um, that was weird.
Wow.
Wait, they want to know when the faction server is coming up.
Oh, did I tell you, by the way, I birdied?
Yeah, tell me that, that's all.
Yeah, I got my first birdie on a par 4.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I never got a birdie before in general, but I got it on a par 4.
So.
Now I have to be on camera in the real course.
Me.
I did it in front of two people.
Yeah.
What am I adding to the saying that men
are more trusted than females?
False.
Oh, what men say?
Well, it depends.
Like, some men, I think it's more rare for there
to be like an attractive man.
And then sometimes you see an attractive man,
you're like, whoa.
You know what I mean?
Oh.
I'm excited.
That's how it is for me.
Yeah, but that tier of it, also,
I was wondering what women would like to do something like that, and I was like, whoa.
You know, I'm talking about, just sometimes, like, what's his name, what's the guy that
played in Glorious Basterds, Brad, is it Brad Pitt?
Yeah, Brad Pitt.
Yeah, he's just a stud.
Like that guy, he is a stud.
Thanks for the best stream.
Brad Pitt at Brad Pitt on Troyin.
Brad Pitt on Troyin.
Oh, why no?
Oh, why no?
Wait, you just watched this or what was that?
I've never seen this before.
Oh, I'm gay.
I'm gay.
Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm saying.
That is just ridiculous.
Yeah, it means, that's what I'm saying.
No, he's dreaming for real.
He is, he's just dreaming.
He's literally like he looks like a god man.
You know like the old ladies that read those books
about the beautiful man with the long hair?
He is the man with the long hair.
That's him.
It's literally him.
Fabio, this guy is Fabio.
Luscious Luxe.
Wow.
Who's the best looking guy in the world to you?
97 Lowell.
Welcome back, Cap.
I'm here to search here.
Most attractive man?
Hey, XQQT, it has been 58 months.
He's a rank officer.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
No, rank godling, I mean, he's very cute, right?
But it's his demeanor that gives him a lot of attention.
Like, it is flat out, but like,
this is great, throwing me wrong.
It's still incredibly massive.
But still, I think some of his physical quirks while moving in Dwella is cool.
No, absolutely not.
Let me tap in.
No, let me tap in.
No, no.
He is very handsome.
He's honestly a perfect case.
I like Chris Hemsworth.
Or Liam is oh
Okay, yeah, I mean you're gonna laugh but I have the same body
So if I work out I could technically become Chris Hemsworth
Shoulders we have the long shoulders the long torsos. I'm practically already have
a couple more weeks. I know I know what other guy I'm trying to think of. He might be up
there bro. Chris Lemsworth might be up there for me. He's fantastic. Look at Liam. Liam
is the preciousness of Liam Hemsworth? Yeah. He's got a brother? Yeah I mean just look
Look at me. It's just chatter. What do you eat them Hemsworth is?
No, I did not I think Liam is more palatable
What's the fuck you blew my mind? I thought Liam was like a random on
America's Got Talent
Oh look at the honk guy.
Okay.
He meant to get the limb from one direction.
Was his brother.
That shit threw me off.
Oh.
That's what I thought you were saying.
Yeah, that shit was like throwing me off at that like big time.
Shit.
Okay, well, it's the tractor chair. He's the man. He's the man.
David Beckham and his prime of all the economic.
And his prime though.
Really?
Why was younger? It would be nicer.
I think enemy table looks really nice, but it's really not my style
They know how to the caprio's got a long face or like a
My mom always said I look
My mom's
That's the jet now I'm thinking about it. There isn't that many really attractive males
like like that I go like whoa like it's super rare flying there's this there's
this stuff in any of them yeah that's kind of the point that's that was my
point when you said that has more of like a rare yeah yeah but the peak is an
outpeak though what do you mean I mean you're straight nails
I don't need to peek out peeks.
I don't think the shangings actually is that attractive though.
No disrespect though.
Oh I'm bugged.
I'm bugged.
I'm bugged.
I need to change lobby.
George Clooney again in my opinion.
He's features make him charming it. I think he's basic like this. What if he had if you have never seen him before
It's great, but it's not like it fantastic
by the folder
Oh Chris Evans
Paul Walker hold on I like it. Good answer. It's a good answer
Would you consider the rock handsome?
No nine close. I think he is just too much
Sam, do you know for me his face is really good?
No.
For some reason people are putting Robert Pattinson.
So not that.
Now he's got an unfortunate and it's kind of rare.
He's got like a lot of really like it almost almost almost like pre-adult like pre-adolescent
features on his face that are kind of stuck with the resident and it makes like a weird
like a mix. He looks like a kid teacher on his face, you know what I mean? I mean this
This is a pretty good picture, I'm gonna find the floors right now.
I've never really noticed this before.
His teeth, around his eyes.
Oh my god, what about Christian Nail Handsome?
He's okay. He's got a lot of a lot of quick features
Eric Dean he is a producer
Honestly, yeah, it's pretty attractive. Jake Gunn also came but you got a big ass face
I did a lot of things I did when I was doing it earlier, and it's kind of mixing up, like
the charm that comes with Son of the Demeter, and some of the stuff that, some of the, some
of the, um, like how they move, and that doesn't really count.
I'm talking about pure, you've only got a picture of the interesting thing before acting
or talking, boom.
Only look at-
Zach Efron was extremely handsome.
I don't know what happened.
No, I can say like, he had an accident, I think on his, um,
Oh.
Uh, Jarl's got fucked up, but I think, I think, it's healing, you know, it's getting better.
Experienced a severe jaw injury in a home accident 2013.
Yeah.
What?
What?
Seth Logan is absolutely bottom 1% of features.
Like bottom, bottom, bottom 1% and that's crazy.
Say the name again.
Seth Logan?
Oh.
Check him out.
Um...
I don't know, he's killing me.
Alright.
He ain't freaking...
for a Sam's World.
Say Murphy. Yeah, but he's just really short
Harrison
No, not really more like that dad dad dad look for real
Oh shit
Well, I'll let the bloomer like is that a longer bloomer
I just thought about that
Uh, Prime Orlando clears almost all this less than...
Just make sure.
You can't believe just how I have to roll to come for Phoenix Lady alone, huh?
He's measuring his primer.
I
Pleasure
That's a bumble percent. I said it. I don't even said it better. That's a bumble percent
Bottom five percent. I can't I don't know what you're all about
I won't even buy brown. I just want to just check like you're looking at all these handsome people
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's wearing a hair tie for sure.
But he needed it.
So what I was thinking about the other guys though is what I try to look at, right?
And these don't sound really weird.
What if they were really broke, right?
Some of these guys, like, they're still super tough on percentage.
Like, a lot of these guys, like, they're very groomed, they're very nice looking,
very, very like, like, trimmed and taken care of, right?
But some of these names that we have up, they could be looking like fucking hungover,
After a big night of drinking with no money, you know that now groomed and be like top of the officer one with one percent
You know me that that's like
Like a like Brad Pitt yeah, Brad Pitt is like
Real shit
She was a little bit walkie
I
Shot with them over there. No way you're Johnny death with your skeleton aspect. Oh Johnny death
Well, no, I don't get it. Oh
Let's get guys that's really nice blue eyes though, that's like a letter looks like it's like a cheat code
What's the name of Charlie? Oh fuck no
What's the movie where he's lost
Oh
You're watching Wall Street. Yeah. Yeah, you know nothing happy up
No, I'm thinking of Wolf on Wall Street. No, no, the original Wall Street 1987 Charlie Sheen
Okay, it's okay, but he's got some walkie-pissures like he's wonky walkie guy
Okay, what about what about most handsome, let's say
look at his picture no he he had who fucking Charlie she fucks that ended up
doing drugs he got fucked up later because he got fucked up like he was
handsome a shit
Who's Jensen Ackles?
It sounds like a fake name.
It's Mark Zimerman.
I know that name.
Jensen Ackles.
Um, so did the boy fucking know, fucking know, hell no.
No soldier boy, no soldier, no soldier, do you want me to look up soldier boy, it's a
different human being.
Oh my god, brah, I can't, soldier boy, yes.
All you need from the boys that ever watched that show.
You're saying so good boy.
I'm a business shit.
So I thought for a second I was just gonna leave him alone.
Paul Walker.
I thought we said that.
What about the most handsome Asian man you can pick up?
Asian man?
Yeah, just like that.
I mean, what?
I'm that person.
That was a fine.
That's a good thing.
I mean, I'm that person, that person's fine.
Wait, am I going to get the cover, though?
I don't know, it's a toss up between Sun So-Kyu and Jankai, Jankai-Yong.
Oh, he just sent me some shit away.
But I would not like one St. Luke's got a good runner up.
I'm literally not an actor
Yeah, this guy's gone you.
Yeah, for me it's gone you.
You know who this is.
I think I lost it.
I've been on a level 8 and I got fucking rolled over.
Wow, that's...
Is this the game guy that slaps the guy in the face?
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh yeah!
Ooh!
Ooh!
That guy's pretty good.
Yo!
Yo!
Hold on, hold on.
Mmmmm.
He's handsome.
Yep.
lot of them keep up guys a lot of the green dudes they look pretty nice
V from BTS was there
That's Lucy Lou. Yeah, I don't want to fuck up her name
I just a loose you lose like yeah
Okay, I
You're lagging you're lagging
No.
Natalie Portman is Asian?
Uh, no. What?
It's on the status Asian.
She's coming up.
What?
She is...
...stool of Israeli and American citizenry.
Yeah, I think people pay to be on this list for a while, but it turns out that's...
What's your opinion on Zane?
What the hell is this?
My dog is mad!
Fucking slapper piece of shit.
I mean, that's bullshit.
Like this shit in this game, we're like,
oh my god dude, the car's flipping.
Let's not flip it and it's reset across the hill.
Fuck off, it's so stupid.
Well, since we're down this rabbit hole, what about who's the most attractive Indian man?
Um, I don't know any of them.
I'm going to check it out right now.
Let's see what's up.
Alright, check this baiting.
I'll give you a definitive right here.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky. I need to go again, go again, go again.
This guy's just spamming cash for town.
This guy is pretty handsome.
His name is Prabhaas, Indian actor.
This guy is kind of out of all.
the hottest Indian. Horrific, hot, rushman.
It's the hottest Indian, man.
I just went through a list.
This guy is...
What is a list, then?
Yeah, on IMDB.
They make a list.
Oh.
and
and
What the fuck do you mean by that?
You're helping me like good looking?
You're literally not going to sell one, you're literally gonna have to
Yeah, you literally get up up the hill, it's fucking awful.
Have you won the lobby?
Yeah, won the lobby.
Two times.
like this I'm not gonna eat this race that meat you're fucking in no way
Like nobody's ever been here to enter this game. Why did they send me here? I've never seen that. This is insane
I'm in a house in the middle of nowhere. I
Have never seen split ever before
Did you do it no yeah, I don't think
I think I have the X-Fox close.
Just zeotrot, I don't need to do that.
I don't need to get any more, dude, I said the marketing place.
Exactly.
Yeah, I did the marketing again, and yeah, I may forget about it.
I think you'd be fucking whatever, you're your own fucking young...
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Believe me, it's gonna be horrible. It ain't horrible.
Rob's not even had a bad release since they fucking existed in Morana.
Even the Red Dead zombie
I think there was going to be a plot that was the red bed zombie mod thing.
I think fable is going to end up sucking. I'm going to play it. I'm excited for it.
Oh, I think it's going to be terrible. It's going to be, like, extremely washed out.
I just have this really bad feeling. I hope not.
The only way I win this is if the guy falls into the river after that they're going over
the hill.
put less trees in this game?
Uh, no.
This shouldn't be any trees.
It's just a map.
This doesn't matter anymore.
You got level six.
I mean, you lose the game.
Like, I guess I got a race for the long term.
All you did is just wait to get a good car.
Like, they spawn in it.
They only look for smoke.
They don't even race anything.
They get a good car, and then they stand at the end of my race.
It's like, so fucking lame.
What if this guy is playing every day in the lobby, they just stop it, they get his temper.
And then he played a game.
Listen, he doesn't understand anything.
This is not one of those games where you sniper and it's like fine.
then even chance it the guy getting the lobby or around he only looks for cars
which I can't do because I get stuck with races but it's up from level one
level two for fucking ten minutes get a guy gets a good car look around and then
he goes to the end of my race and then he is he starts now that was a little
one of what I knew it's over so why don't you just play the better game
okay then I'll just hide I'll just high-screen and then uh chat we'll
that. That was so fun. Like by the Toyota Camry going your way up.
Getting the diaper.
Life's so annoying, man. How did he even slam you there? Like, how did he even do that?
Like, how? How did he do it? I don't understand it.
This is a- if he wasn't inside or a white- then why wouldn't he just go for the crying
sentence?
I know the map. I literally just outdrove him because I know the map. Yeah, they had
It's fine, I still need him.
You gotta get rid of all the food.
You have like...
It's like...
What the fuck oh my god, what oh my god, what was that?
Wait
My car got launched forward backwards a minute
I don't know if it was in a glitch.
Dude, you see my car get launched backwards for no reason?
Yeah, you hit like a pebble.
Yeah, you can end up, that'll stop the crime for me.
Are you in a race right now?
Nah.
Yeah, I like...
They should have this same exact mode, but do like a...
like a skateboard...
mode, where people have to skate...
or go and burst each other.
Oh, God!
the state where you can challenge
then state and you can yeah yeah
oh yeah I never played it
they had that not pop off
well they went with a video weird
odd origin of skating might be in a very
weird
um
I think overall just I think skate was great for its time is of what it could do
But I think now games are like have to be more than just
Game game you know I mean that the offer some other thing and it's hard for games that have old franchises over the old
IPs to
evolve their game
Into something that is that
Yeah, but with the old formula too, it's almost impossible.
So a lot of games like Battlefield are failing at that, you know what I mean?
I never played any of these games.
I don't know if you remember, there was a game on Xbox where you kind of had a Wii
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought that was...
Oh, no.
Like, the longest...
Yeah, like, I thought that was stately everything.
It wasn't even so that long ago that I realized that it was a completely different fucking thing.
What is that thing called?
What, the connection?
No, you had...
you had, like, a skateboard.
And it was actually a skateboard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought that was...
Oh, no.
I just put like a skateboard with no wheels on the floor.
Tony Hawk ride.
That thing was badass.
Yeah, I was a guitar hero kid.
I always liked when, like, you had a cool gadget or something.
Like, Wii Fit.
I did all the challenges on Wii Fit.
That was fun.
Everybody's gonna talk on their guy.
Yeah, I always liked that shit.
The other guy's a GPS handy.
He's been following GPS.
But this guy right there, he's just like, fuck it.
Show me the GPS.
Tell me where to go.
And he just followed the GPS.
I did get scammed up. Did you ever get the Nintendo DS guitar hero? That shit was a scam.
Nope.
That shit was cool like on paper, but you had like a pick and it was like fucking terrible.
Like the way you were strawmen, it was just so shit.
That was a fucking scam.
Everything that was ported to Nintendo was a piece of shit of the ass.
Yeah, this quote is like, we put it into the grunt,
and it's where the old Game Boy things go,
and you click it in, and you have like a four finger thing.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
And you just come on the screen, and the screen,
like with the tech thing.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, I mean.
I mean, maybe when they don't use them as like an expert,
it's just like, that's not a flex.
Yeah, you might have to use them.
I
Look see they did that wait for me at the end at the end of my runner like it
Maybe wait for me at the end of my race. It's like it's like it's just so mad
I mean through though it's so hard to do that I mean not really this code I got
it's really really really bad on the hills it's still like crazy well it's
not even an upload guys one but we're still in the game
Like this car is legitimately worse than level 1.
Look at the actual wheels on it on the shape.
They're slick tires.
It's awful.
It's a sand dune car.
Not an awful car.
I just, you heard that one, that one, like, a hater in chat.
Look, like, you see this guy behind me?
You got a level 9, he's heading, he came in my spot.
Or they're just...
Look, see, he did all level 9s.
I, I, I reload, it's over.
Okay, they actually are swiping you, though.
Well, these do level 9s, like, it's over.
Like, I'm gonna end this up, level 9, and then I lose the game.
About two little mines and and like because I can't I can get cars in the game because I'm raising the whole time
I get fucking noobs. I'm raising the whole I'm reasoning. I can't find good cars. I have one chance if the first time
Better better but still the same class so
That's it that that's a good level four the level three of this class those were together
Yeah Sam, nice.
It is level 2, it is.
And this is just over.
I'm about to have to final show that level 4 car, I mean this is just everything.
I think it's calling me ass.
This is great car.
Well.
This is the damage mean anything?
Nope.
You didn't.
Oh, you're caught.
Did you beat the Steadow?
You're the greatest player I've ever played against.
Lock it.
That's just very lucky.
The one rockin' the game.
That's just very lucky the one rock in the game
That's a lucky because they felt the stairs there
I have the one rock so that's nice awesome
Stairs for who?
You're kind of on ass, don't lie.
Oh, thanks man, thanks man, very nice, wow.
His car is not good though.
Oh, yeah, it's a high-flying racer.
You think I'm a point yeah, but that's not the point
That was a matter so I swear you teleported to that
really that's really a lucky that is so my guess is gonna go top right in the
map summoners all right
this is worse worse I think it's second worst or worse or worse than I'm done
I think the handling is so shit. Yeah, that's all right.
I have the exact angle, look at that.
He actually might want to be...
No, there's gonna be a way away in front of the road, so that's gonna be good.
We got slightly the shit is
No I'm second place
The guy in play is like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I'll be sure
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, I was pretty thank you. Yeah, I still think I'm life is being these you do
I was going to fucking stop him, yeah I was like a lag, wait a minute, wait you didn't
Give it to me really? Really?
Oh, come on really?
I'll forget
That's check it. You got cheeto check even really into the game. No
I'm the eliminator holy orah
Holy
Two people let you win that's crazy
Max win
Honestly cool very cool
Yuck
So you don't need to get a triple stack at Will'sland for a whole window.
I'll do a race, Johnny. I always win the races anyway.
It's my third win.
He's been 10 stints and they removed it. 10 stints.
You go to your house and use one every day? Is that your first?
I mean, can I drop 90's first? I mean, I knew it was going to be for the ending. I had
to click angle watch. It wasn't going to be for my last race. Like, I had to run angle
everything I mean I would have forced it that's what the guy was at the bottom
the hill that's like maximum is there a way to turn off the motion blur in the
motion blur not like terrible you don't see it there's like a motion blur in the
menus that's like terrible oh I don't know yeah see it's gonna do you have to go
to auto show you have to buy at the same car all over again to get well-spent
you'll say watches you really don't see that no I don't see it you go here you
You go to Subaru and you buy the B.
You buy the, um, my brand add.
Oh, 22B, yeah.
And then even though I already have it,
I buy off this motherfucker for like 86K, I buy it.
And then you got a card mastery
So they didn't already have one on the other thing. Oh, I'm pretty sure I already have every habits
Was it this on it
How many cars are in the game fuck ton
And then you go to mastery I already bought it
Okay, you get a wisdom you go to you go to the house, but first you go I don't think I have enough points. Why?
Like this and you and then you go like this
I don't have enough points for it though and then you get a wilson like this
And then you go to your house
Hold on
Wait I have no prizes
So how do you go to your house?
They're home
I mean, there's no internet, it's just reports.
86.65k? No, it's for the Whalesmans, you're just stupid.
Did you see that NVIDIA chip thing today?
No, what chip?
It's like a...
It's like a new processor that can do like...
All the stuff that normally people need to use specific chips for, it does everything.
It's like an all-in-one chip.
Is this something I chip on?
So it doesn't make any consumership that I don't think these days do they?
No, there's consumer stuff too.
They did, um, there's like a laptop graphic card to whatever that are supposed to be as good as PC.
Interesting.
But, I mean, my only thought about that is it's gonna be hot, right?
Right, like extremely hot.
I thought it's like why they don't do it.
I forgot you say everything.
One time I had a lighter next to my laptop, and I used to have a laptop,
and it got so hot that it exploded next to my laptop and broke my screen.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Jesus.
It scared the absolute fuck out of me. It was like next event like the just one of those like plastic lighters like one of those cheap ones
Yeah, it blew up in each one my whole right side of my monitor
Yeah, it's another one of my my neighbor, but
What one of the guys
They had a spray can and some shit next to the next to the fucking
window and it blew up and he got severe burns in the entire body but he was like
Gigi like uh like never saw him again that shit. That's terrible. I only have one more
blow-up story it happened on my last house I had a it was like at New Year's you
know like the the apple sparkling apple juice kind of stuff in a bottle. You're
right. I had that for New Year's and I put it in my room and it was in my room
For a while, maybe it's like February, and it exploded into like fucking actual dust, like next to me while I was on my PC. It sounded like a grenade explosion.
What was that? I don't know, that is a sparkling juice.
Like a sparkling apple juice? Never had that before, it's actually really good.
Bacteria gas!
Yeah, like it literally exploded and it was all over my bed and everything I had to replace everything was terrible as a nightmare
And it was like to my right and I had to walk out of the room
My first thing I did like I'd cover my mouth my nose something like I'm gonna get blast dust inside of my lungs
I do have a blast dust my lungs. Yeah, it scared the fuck out of me. It literally was like a grenade
the loudest shit I've ever heard in my life hold up if I could if I could manual that
What is the start man?
Okay watch this, I'm gonna slow these noobs on the ankle car
That's what I do bitch!
This isn't beyond, this is just races. Yes, this is it.
these guys times every day of time
this guy's well
why is there a front not better
I just wanna play with it
I'll log in
oh he said they just wanna play with it
oh holy fuck
I don't wanna play with it
I don't wanna
I just want to play with you.
I don't want to play with you.
I don't want to play with you.
I don't want to play with you.
I like watching you though.
Well I'm actually, I am a cock when it comes to some games.
Like Starcraft.
I watch so much Starcraft and I cannot play with you.
Stressy things you with this game BTW. I hope you're aware of this
I'm gonna have fun and see if I can.
I'm gonna have to be trained here to catch up but maybe...
I'll see more twins than I would have had this guy.
Should play on the base, he's so...
Yeah, true actually!
I'm down to try it.
It'll be fun.
I'll see more twins than I had this guy.
I just made a few mistakes earlier on.
It'll be fun because like, snipers usually ruin them.
So like...
We could actually play the fucking game.
I
Do is just win one person and then one way better than everybody did that one
It's so fucking good. They can suck it. I'll do that. I know that in this car if it says for red you don't have to for it
Is he's like the number one among us I mean
I
Very true. They're true. They complete they try to pretend, but it's just so obvious. Oh
Wow, you guys were out here fancy see you. Oh
Wow, what you might hold on you guys went to a large get out the same bullets. No, well you want a few of them? Oh
My god, bro, you're coffee. I got medicine my pocket. I got vitamin right here. What the fuck?
I have those right here. I don't know how and then they shoot you
Yeah, I clapped like this.
It's like, c'mon.
You know what's crazy is you believe them the first time too.
Yeah.
Like, that was a really nice, cool guy.
But then they show up again.
Yeah, and like, oh no.
No fucking way I found you again.
It's like, what, what?
And it invalidates your entire other run though.
And you feel like you're in bad play now.
Yeah.
They're just snacking the whole time.
a lot of them, why would I remove the resin lines? there's no point in it, you're only
able to get by yourself, like you'd have to know the car and the map every time to remove
them.
Did they change the first time chatter? I don't know.
It's so inaccurate though, like a lot of these sort of discolors, the resin lines should
It should literally be either yellow or no installation and you can do it with turning only you can only turn it like
Oh three laps I think I know what's happening
Jason and JP that guy is definitely sniping
Same bicycle bicycle is a grant the bottle you play grant the bottle sniper. What's that guy's name?
Barnes
Hello?
That challenge was a really good exit, but if I didn't spare it...
I need to go wider there so I can go narrower on the exit.
Oh shit.
Okay.
I like that.
Wow, he can full send there!
Hold on!
I
Took a bitch
You have a line.
No, not on a sample.
I thought it was a bit of a
No, I'm not kidding. This should be like a 12 lap round like
Chat why is there not like a boring racism where it's like it way more
Like committed to one race like I want it like this should be a 12 lap race
Three laughs, so what can you do with that man like you gotta learn the car the player and like there's a lot of things to learn on the fly
Three is not good enough for
What is that shit man? What's Goliath mode?
20 minute race.
That's kinda cool.
Oh god this car man.
man this guy's way too much power for the type of fucking wheels and shit that
it's got it's this kind of not make sense it is not it's not it's not
optimal it's a piece of shit
this is this is major cut corners in the fucking in the grass and in the dirt
Oh my god is this oh is this the Subaru car with that that does the spinny oh my I've been wanting this all day
I've been wanting this all day thank you
A Ford even oh my god is he it's a fucking Ford a real American car fuck yes
Yes.
I'll live ya.
Who raw?
Well?
I
George is VV Bush, that's crazy
Suddenly all the same guys. Oh wait, is this like a
Wow, wow, it actually does worse than you
Wait, this car drifts towards the other cars, and it's making it
I mean it's just bad
that's fine I did a
because if you hit your tail, it doesn't give you slowdown.
I don't understand this car, man!
Oh, there you go.
Yes, do that.
I
Caught up so much dog. I caught up so pretty much though
You know what? Hey the poor actually helps though
You almost just took out that vendor.
That's what you want.
I cut up a click. Okay, we'll get it.
This game, listen.
If you hit the side of the car, you get a complete slowdown.
The engine stops, you go first gear, you're hooked.
If you hit the tail, you don't get to slow down and get a keep on coming like I'm telling you that if you would have been matches game
And really get the best the best lines you absolutely can go full speed
There hit the drift and you hit the tail the car on the exit and keep the momentum it and it's actually better than me
the right actual
Can I please get unbanned from the discord? It's been three plus years, thanks.
What is the map?
False, no.
What I mean is true, but you're wrong. I mean you're wrong. I mean he's wrong. I mean you're wrong.
That's how you say he's wrong.
Wait, it's a full restart, which means that that was the first racer.
I think I'm going to do it. I think I'm going to do it.
Winnable game.
I can't trim this up in another race.
That's a steady flash.
See that? See that right there?
Yeah, it wasn't that bad.
I'm gonna hit the tail, and I'm gonna get a full round.
I should go in the dirt too. I gotta use any speed going in the dirt.
I don't know what to say at all.
the
I know
That's crazy.
Okay, so the reality is that, that was fucking bullshit.
The guy first plays the fucking Twi hard.
The guy first plays the fucking loser and he annoys me.
He copies my strata and you know this guy's been presumably good at the game.
in hitting the wall see I told you the best lines including the wall on God the
best most optimized lines are hitting the wall on purpose
there's no such thing as breaking too hard like I hate this thing where
rookie drivers say you get breaking too hard it most often than not wrong 99
It's wrong. It's wrong.
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
Wrong. Just wrong.
Is that your level? Your level is 106.
Oh no, I don't know what that is.
They're all using your trap now, they're in the walls.
Oh
That guy's having a good day
Remember what lightning the queen did, bro, when he was spinning out.
When you're in that position, you've got to go the opposite direction.
Oh, shit, it's down here.
Mellon Walter, that guy is for sure a snake.
Okay, that was quick.
And see the wall thing?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, kind of mid-max that.
Oh!
Hold on a minute.
E-D-D!
He tried it.
I
For em now for another
Oh, he's throwing.
You are trash buddy buddy buddy. What are you doing in the back there, man? I'm in regular
Fuck you
Okay, but the game is really locked in though that course not easy
And you only lost my five seconds the top guy
I put a lot of
Oh
Jesse, Jesse, vegetables, don't have phones.
Onion rings.
Onion rings.
I don't know. There's literally just one guy he's posting it.
It's just fucking weird.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Vegetables don't have phones.
Onion rings.
Oh, shit, it's actually layers that shit, son.
you get it yeah I get it son yeah come on come on what can we never win
We can never win!
Is that what you played for?
The spins?
Yeah.
That's the reward.
Do one of the 20-minute ones.
It's a boring problem.
I don't do the eye racing very slow, okay?
You said it's exactly what you wanted.
I don't do the eye racing, I mean, you know what I mean?
you should you should get one of those like actual f1 racing wheels and like
get it calibrated and try it
sure this guy said no in chat I mean let me look at those any differences that
maybe we could chop our race okay it's safe to work we could shop we could shop
I
Fucking miss it gosh darn it. Oh
Dude the GR86 at Adelaide. I can actually I know this map dude. I'm actually really good at this map
Dude dude the GR86 at Adelaide actually doable
You can use your racing world to do it. Yeah, you have to
Oh, yeah, 15 minutes, though, so yeah. Yeah. Yeah, show, like, your full thing.
It's not, it's not redline at all. It has very, very, very technical corners. That map
actually taught me how to, how to, how to race ugly. Yo, yo, where's my map? It's all
Uh, vegetables don't have eyes, celery tops.
That's boring.
That's, that's, no, that's awful, what?
That was awful.
That didn't make sense.
Your screen share went away.
Yeah, yeah, I'll do the main screen.
It's stalks. Vegetables don't have mouths. Celery stalks? I don't know what that means.
Vegetables don't have mouths. Celery stalks. Nope, not no one get it. Pigs can't do karate.
Pork chops. Table. Okay, you like this one.
bad one.
Um, vegetables that don't play golf. Potato chips.
That's pretty good, yeah. I like it.
Let me take a one.
Okay.
Yo, yo, yo!
I'm a- I'm a- I'm a-
Wait, I gotta-
Chickens can't speak?
No, no, no.
Animals can't speak.
Chicken wraps.
That's pretty good.
I like that one.
What do you say?
Animals can't sing.
Chicken raps.
Okay, yeah, not bad.
I'm trying to think of like a nose one.
Let's see.
said that you lost to k viewers by the way
apparently okay all right well I mean
we're right now I'll do a good one in
a second I cannot think of one bro it's
like see you lagging okay I'm lagging
out what it was doing that I wish we do
for a little bit I'm stunlocked I'm trying to think of one bro I cannot move on until
I think of one okay I see my mouse on it it's so it's so it's like it's it's actually
um let me ask Claude now I'm actually gonna cheat I'm gonna give it your joke okay and
I'm going to say, but give me a joke.
Let me look at it.
Animals can't sing but chicken raps.
Make me a joke like that.
Oh, I did my day life.
Oh, I need to play my wheel, Anna.
Oh, god.
The worms?
Probably not.
Food doesn't have legal work.
chop suey
this is
yeah it has the worst
oh my god
uh... say it
fruits can't drive
dogs can't drive but cats nap
horses can't text but goats kid
like what the fuck does that mean
uh... fish can't fly but crabs wave
What does that mean?
I don't know what that means.
I'm going to say, okay, try again, but make it funny and not...
Excuse me.
And ask him to understand the prompt properly. I don't think he understands the prompt.
He said, here's one.
Animals can't...
What?
Animals can't sing, but a chicken raps and somehow still gets more streams than your favorite rapper.
Like, what does he say?
What?
You know, I don't know.
I am still confused. Did you make that up?
He was just pissing me the fuck up. No, he was just pissing me off.
No, let me explain the joke.
Let me explain the joke to AI. Hold on.
Yeah, I mean, what the fuck was that?
Yo, yo, give me a fucking-
Alright, I explained the joke.
Let me look in.
Animals can't dance, but the centipede breaks legs.
Ah, no, God, Claude.
Vegetables can't play guitar.
Lettuce shreds. Oh, ho,
Visual sympathy guitar, lettuce shreds.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That's pretty good.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle please?
OK, this?
Yes.
35 month sex-
You saw my phone when I reloaded it?
Like, no.
It's, it's, it's action software.
Bro, I have a scouriform, like, box cut out.
That put against the wall
You say your head on the wheel oh, no
All right, you might want to go because this map I'm actually good
it what I remember how to do it see color orange let's say well you should give a VR headset you
should do the VR thing where oh shit do I say immersion you should that'd be sick enough of the
gay jokes dot com on guys full immersion what did that guy say I'm not I'm not reading that
That's a line chat.
That's a line chat.
Animal putts, fish chips.
Pigs can't be sexy bacon strips.
Who's there to put that?
That was the chatter, the chatter, let me see.
Oh shit!
Oh, the vegetables don't have tongue?
Garlics.
Oh, that took me a second.
See, any of them that take one second, at least for your brain to process, is a good one.
If it's two insta, it's like that.
There needs to be a one second period.
They're saying you're 40, and Vance a locket.
Oh, OK.
That's not good.
Wait, is that going to be a key?
You're just having fun.
Well, we're having fun.
Yeah, we can't have fun.
It sucks.
Wait, is USB go to the wheel or from the?
Gee, geez.
OK, I got it.
OK, OK, I win.
At this rank, I should be able to win it.
I guess it's easy for them.
I should be able to win it.
Whoa, it's not initializing.
Hold on.
This car, by the way, this is what I want to have in real life, though.
Wait, it's fucked, it's fucked, I didn't even reset it, I didn't reset it.
I got work off tomorrow, girlfriend is hot and I'm gonna fall asleep watching the stream.
Hold on.
Life is good, can I have a welcome to the jungle from you, Jesse, please?
Colors can't dig graves, blueberries.
This car, like, it's bear-forgiving.
Like, it'll let you get to do whatever you want.
Most of them. Yo, what is this thing doing?
Well, you're trying to turn left, you're trying to go left, now you're trying to go right.
I should put a pit limiter on that.
My car broke, why are you doing that?
I'll be I'll be your kid guy
I'm still gonna go inside the fucking wall, I'll go in.
Next time, let's try to park a little earlier next time.
Do not be over-accelerated.
You can start, get stuff on that turnabout.
You have a hard right coming out.
Get stuff from here.
This is straight away here, you know, we three of them are in front of you, but we're traitors.
Now let's get a break when the last shot comes off.
Okay, I ran the hot house for that.
A little bit way down.
He's got Tresac.
He's hit.
I think I hit a lot more speed there.
Is that a real human?
Yeah.
Hey, hey man.
He also has a racing meal for sure.
Yeah, for sure, I have 10.
Hey man.
Alright, roll button.
I'll give us a thumb button.
He's in front of you except me, dog.
What?
This is on the bottom, it's just there's a guy above you.
Is it me, dog?
Okay, I'm gonna do I need a break several chat what in there yes, I don't love it why am I breaking
Okay
He said like real life where you're behind him right now so you're behind him.
Yeah, he was just behind him.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
He's just pretty good at it.
He's not that bad.
Oh, you're tired?
You're tired?
Yeah, but my no one is or anything. It isn't like they just got one
That was terrible
Over here can send it super dangerous thing I used to get in
No, no, he's not a warmer as it is just got warmer because he was a better life in
Is he beating you?
Is it time to order?
No, mine order.
Why is he beating you?
I'm better than him.
I'm just going to be a car driver on my way to the airport.
Cars don't get tired when they get tossed into the water.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know. That just kind of pissed me off.
I'm going to be a car driver. You've said some funny things.
I'm just going to be a car driver.
I'm just going to be a bad man.
See that at that set? That was up in the middle of an engine.
That was up the molo!
I got him!
I didn't hear you say that, I don't apologize for chasing you.
I said that.
You didn't even laugh when I said it.
It's like how do you not laugh when a joke in a scene is so nice?
That was fucking stupid and dangerous.
I can see the wall.
It's okay, I mean I'm qualifying here.
So another way it works is that now I qualify, right?
I do two full laps.
So I do one warm-up lap, then two actual laps,
and then based on whatever I get,
that's how I'm going to start on the race, you know what I mean?
Have you done anything like the side row?
When you say you go and do the tracks, is it this or...?
I mean, you don't go all out, I mean, it's a little bit dangerous.
But yeah, I mean, you try your best, right?
but I'm saying is it like this though yes I guess yeah that's cool I think you
go to first gear then on two turns on this never
I'm going to put my push-a-talk.
Devices, voice chat devices.
Voice chat on, push-a-talk.
Voice chats.
Hello?
Hello?
Why'd you lower your voice?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
So that was work?
Is that guy, the pink guy? Is that a real human too?
No.
Okay.
Um, you're lying.
There should be a separate simulator for the pink guys.
I actually agree with that.
I mean, I agree with you.
Because isn't that also a whole other expertise?
Yeah, I think so.
P.rp.
Yo, yo, shout out to the shoutout to the worker.
Am I banned from talking?
Is that my ban?
uh...
additional work
so what is it
it may be the mic device
as i'm doing it voice chat mic device
they're going to all all sounds i go to uh...
like you're like you're clicking the wrong slider like I'm pretty sure
it's the second one voice chat mic device system default comms wait is one
yeah oh like this you mean it yeah hello it actually works yeah but it is
game by the way you need to have your your real address your real your real name
everything real like there's no drilling like actually
These are phone.
It's something.
Internet.
Well, I made a show.
Well, I made a dollar.
Yeah.
This is a warm-up ladder?
You think there should be a social media that wears you?
Do you want to?
Or isn't it like this?
It exists.
I don't even know.
It's LinkedIn.
Yeah, I'm just talking to you.
I'm playing really bad on A1.
It's okay, it's not bad.
I play bad on A1, but it still doesn't matter that I'm playing bad on A1.
Oh, this is the real deal.
Yeah, I mean, it's 4-5, and this is so low for like 2-1s.
I
I might I think I need to reset
I
I
Did you judge your turn to do two laps now I do right
Okay
Here's that second gear, but it's not gonna work.
I think this is the last track that's ever been on this one.
Yeah, it is a workout.
I think this is the last track that's ever been on this one.
Yeah, it is a workout.
I mean, what the hell am I best at this not at all? I'm like, I'm better at shooting at them.
I could have played really hard with that.
Yes.
I can see the other thing.
I can't see you even there.
There's a little bit bad.
See, like, the bottom here is that if you get an exit,
you're looking how long you have to, like, the losing time, though.
Like all of this music kinda, like gradually, but the exit is super strong.
Actually decented.
Is it?
It's not temple level.
Awesome.
Hold on.
Better or so bad though?
That's not bad.
I think that's the best of them all.
My best.
He's 1 now.
I'm gonna go full-on, I'm gonna go like it, when I got the furlough on this map, you can
really fucking ram into that video, it actually helps a lot.
I'm not sure if I can get up there.
That better than I thought then?
Yeah, hold on!
Add your PB!
That puts me at second place.
But thanks for pretty much.
Yeah.
look at my guy mate Matt you like it? yeah pretty cool
does that know? it's like a banana
if you're gonna go that color I feel like you need to go transform or orange
Bumblebee slow down I bet my life savings on a DNF
yeah it's just me though
I'm trying to find it. I mean, look, the stickers ain't shit, no?
Better orange.
Hold on. How do you make a nice...
Why can't I see properly?
Like, fuck off.
Oh, yeah, well, I just need to be to and then replay
Gonna dress me as the big man guy whoever that was
The big Mac and they call me
He said bumblebee was yellow not orange Big Mac guy.
Whoa, you know the Big Mac guy though.
Yeah, it's just crazy.
Hello fellas.
Howdy fellas.
Yeah, you're getting banned.
Hey, what's going on?
Not much, man. Just driving.
It's a lot of cars left to green.
Prometone.
I had to tough that work, but just getting by.
Get in and respond. That is so wrong.
Yeah, buddy.
Everybody.
Ahhhh.
Shit.
470 months, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
My date left me on red.
I rescinded three texts, but I'll see if I send you a fourth one.
Any thoughts about that?
The wedding on three cards agreed.
What'd he say?
He didn't say anything.
Vegetables can't be found in us.
Eggplants.
How we can understand what he said?
Vegetables can't be gardeners.
Eggplants.
Did you read that?
Nah, that guy spammed that shit to me ten times. I didn't read it.
No, you donated it. It just passed through.
He ended up donating it? No way.
Yeah, I said in the game
They ignored me
Okay, then I had to do that. I gotta do now is beat him
You want to know my joke if you don't know my driving
Well, this guy's just try
My wisdom stable
AHHHHHH!
Pacing my butt.
Is your car still warm up?
Nope.
It's like it got out.
Let's talk a ticket. I need to get it out of the way.
Get it out.
Like how where how they get their position it's from their
Yeah, I don't think well if I invest I don't know how that works
Contact on the back
Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Really, man?
I think nothing.
He really sees me in front of me. He sees me.
I can slumber against him as much as I want to.
It's just jumping up the fucking map to me.
Yo, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go.
You gotta chill with that, man.
I have two contacts with me.
Three contacts. Four contacts.
context
Any are you done?
Just that is gallery just bad him
Maybe that you could
Are you done? Are you done? Well, this bed is gallery it's five contacts. I mean
It's fine, I'm going to get a blue division, but I don't know how you have to heal the
kill, but it feels so good.
That's fine.
We can hit the cover there, you can hit the whole fucking triangle.
Was him crashing into you, Mr. Chairman?
Yeah, no, I admit Michael a little bit, but not enough to enter the race.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Nice.
That was perfect, that was a little bit more than I expected.
Push push push!
Added a really bad turn on the board though, I gotta suck it a little bit.
I
Don't even hit the brakes
It's not terrible, it's just, I think I need to break over there earlier or break less.
I'm not too much through, slightly.
I think I might shut the break down a little bit more.
I'm not sure what he said.
I can't believe the LARS song came on and it's out of the house.
Yeah, you were deep.
That's great.
That was absolutely
That was absolutely horrible.
I made a problem with that.
Help.
We need to be able to pass through here.
Guys, first.
No, no, I can get back, I can get back.
Little more knots to go, so...
They might start finding in front, so we're chilling.
I got scared of the wall, but I know you can't use it, like...
You can't trust the deer, I didn't trust it.
I'm going to take it, take it buddy.
Ah, that one go.
Pretty sure that's a slug.
I'm going to take it.
I'm pretty sure that's the slowdown.
fucking
That's game, that's game, I mean, I'm in the worst curve.
Do you have any nitrous?
Yeah, I mean, I gotta check.
I'm not going to do my navigation.
Start taking some crazy lines that you're not supposed to take.
Oh, yeah, I hear the crazy one.
Shut up.
Do I have to jump?
That was good, though.
I said no for his gears, that's your fault sir.
I might be able to win on this guy at least.
Yeah well I'll go first here because I fucked it together.
Oh my god, I'm so...
I'm the one that's up there.
Yeah, he's just a fucking bitch, yeah, I'm not reporting, because if they saw a ton of
reports, I would get mad at him.
I just got a warning. I guess I'll fuck her.
Not again, I'm at 8, bro! It's at no first gear!
8, 8, bro, I shoulda get it, I shoulda go first gear!
That's crazy.
Brazil is better here, for sure.
Yeah, I don't want to do this fucking absolute dumb fucks.
Oh, you stay fucking here, you don't force the air, there's nobody here, you stay fucking here, you stay right there.
I mean, it's over there, it's over.
I ain't simply as I was earlier.
Don't be dying from it.
That was the guy that she was talking to.
That was the guy that you were talking to.
Want to see me? Yeah.
Hey Joshua.
You're a bitch.
Absolutely awful.
Yeah, I think in the front passenger I can have a little bit more. Okay.
I don't think these people put the lights on.
Put the lights on?
I don't think...
Oh, hold on!
Is that actually the front passenger?
No, I didn't see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. It usually...
It was like, dead on this...
Oh, I mean, I'm just a people like, like, and I'm just a people like fucking liar, like, uh...
Yeah, 100%.
Wait, do you have the standard idea?
Nope.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not sure if I'm gonna crazy, I don't know if I'm gonna be really good at it.
That's good, still crazy.
I
I want right
I was right
He was on that I'm not like it that was like a centimeter of a thing for desert again, you know
I
Missed that one that person for me
And just a break a little bit
Hey, Joshua, we're gonna go for a bit, buddy.
It's all gonna get the same.
I'm just gonna be in it all.
I'm just gonna be in it all.
I'm in the lobby, don't shoot at me. Fuck me. Fuck me.
Dad, wait for me. Come on, man.
I mean, it's fantastic, I can't believe you're fucking... they're gone, the front-lines are gone, I mean, they have no control.
Oh?
Yeah
It's good for my points though
I didn't even want to take the points
And also it gives me a lot of um
Look at him, look at him, look at him guys
Hey yo, Largo
Good job, very good job
Fuck that, must like a
He's all that for it too
Now he just trolls for the love of the game
I don't sweat
I gotta check it out
It was good, the bad man
Just very back consistency
So how do you go to Pendinglapha? Can I see Pendinglapha?
Give me a thanks, you're an idiot
Okay, oh, okay, dude. Oh, oh, okay, dude
Keep case and hold your mind break check and all that. Oh, we have words for you
Well, he's saying you're in the wrong for that
Wait, there's a chance that you were wrong.
Wait, you did.
You did look great.
Yeah, but that was way in front, though.
Did you have any idea how well those brakes are?
Like, I could have literally...
Like, no, no, no, no, just no.
Like, you should never be this little...
This guy should not be this little...
Sorry, I won't give a shit about that.
If the leader is there, I'm not allowed to pass him.
Like, my game here is about one foot.
I have one foot of game.
And this guy's in my fucking rectum, like, hello?
Like, brother!
Brother!
Look at anybody else, look at anybody else, look at this.
I mean...
I mean, look at these guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, and look at him.
Really.
So tell me this guy's not...
You tell me this guy's not that thing, really.
He's the only guy that's close, that the entire lobby.
Like, I can't go past the giant.
I think he got mad and then he got on your ass look at the fool. Yeah, buddy. That's a lot of it though. I mean, that's a lot of it though
Now no, let's just look at the ability of that
Gallant drunk
I was in my culvert.
Nah, you get so fucked.
Okay, but it doesn't have to be the source though.
It doesn't have to be.
Like, it looks crazy from here to your V, but look at anybody in the game.
Bro, bro, chat is not better than this game.
I guess, don't actually fucking play this game.
Like, you don't know how to be etiquette.
Look at anybody else on the map.
Like him.
He's the only one that's close.
Then I think he's mad there.
I think he's starting to get a little angry.
Okay, so that was contact that was that was actually contact that you did that one on purpose
that was that was I think that was first was are starting to contact it did that one on
purpose the guy didn't break he didn't break it
Yeah, the ambulance has to react to that.
Like brothers.
You can't look like you're break checking them.
Kessie! Kessie! I can't go past the leader!
I have- I have a 4 fucking- I have 4 centimeters of game there!
I have a 4 centimeters of game! What the hell is what they're doing here?
Like this is a show the game. He's only game
And now he's like this that he's like right on your ass like that now he's
But I think he thinks you're being delivered to
Dude, we are not.
Is it almost looks like you're breaking on purpose?
Brother, this is the third contact.
This is the third contact.
Brother, where am I gonna go?
I have no game.
Like how to...
Bro, I have no game.
Like, what is wrong with you?
This is the leader.
I mean, that's five. That's five contacts. Five. He's right on your ass. Yeah. I don't
know. Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. Nobody was in this. Nobody was in this. Your six contacts
This is fucking insane.
Well no, he started doing it on purpose at one point, yeah, yeah.
I mean...
Bro! Bro!
Yeah, I mean, no, no, he was best at one point, yeah, he was GG's.
Okay, this guy, the game is telling him to stay behind it.
Wait, hold on.
One, two, three, four.
He's on the wrong here.
He's on the wrong here.
Hold on.
He's fourth.
It's one, two, three, four.
No?
He's on the wrong here.
Hold on.
He's fourth.
It's one, two, three, four.
No?
It's one, two, three, four, no?
No, I don't give a fuck.
The game will still tell them not to get past this car.
Right, chat?
Chat, what car is the game telling them not to go past?
Left side guy, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
The game will say I'm not to go past the white car.
I
Intentional this all this is intentional like look I
You see what I'm not now. I'm not even allowed to be there like like I'm not even allowed to be here
Right. I'm only because because I know how this game works and this game was to get a fucking a
Super exit and he wants to probably use the inside. I'm not I'm not I'm not letting me they get the inside it
right? So that we get, we get, we kind of get the same start, right?
It's one thing here.
But this guy's acting like I should be throwing up.
I can't.
Like, dude, these guys, these guys, these guys, just, just ban them already.
I mean, just ban them already.
Lord, it's like eight contacts.
What an absolute fucker.
How did he throw? What happened?
I mean, I'll just... I'll let it see, I guess.
Absolute piece of dog shit, uh, what's wrong here?
What, your band-man think he raised that one?
I
Um, how he break oh
Yes, yeah, so he had a slowdown on the turn as he did bad at the beginning
He had a slowdown and he had to yield for one of my friends, but he didn't have to do all that
He's just bad at the game
You have to go under the
The speed at which is yeah, optimal lap for a few of her over a month. I guess and all the game made him. Yeah
Turn one
Does it like a time? Is it like a penalty?
Yeah penalty yeah because it's whenever you go if you go off track you're allowed right and no no penalties
Unless you have too many of them, right? But if your whole wheel is completely off the curb, right? Then yeah, you gotta slow down like
See you'll see it
like right here right here see see it this is fine and then look at that see
that out completely out on the outside it is
well I think I think I think so I don't want to deal with the limits like he's
up it's it's the tire I don't remember what it is but yeah you got cut anyway
whatever I'm looking for anymore this guy this guy's reported all four tires off
track there you go yeah that's whatever you want to do arrivals oh no battle I got 50 points
of that that's huge that's massive and plus 15 shit you're ready that was that was mad that
if you drive like this I mean that's like maximum you you want to hit arrivals sure
I just want to click some buttons.
I cannot believe we...
We what? Oh, we? We. Yeah, it wasn't me, actually.
You quit. I know what you're saying. Oh, we were too much gruff. I mean, I thought I'd go shit.
No, even I mean, it's still we.
Yeah, but low-key though, some of these monsters were way out of line.
The Brits are insane.
If we, we should have just avoided the Bash in general, and just went.
And also when UAFK didn't came back, that was a throw, but yeah, fuck you.
Okay, fuck it again.
Okay, he's Rival Slaker.
I don't know what other games out there is League, but...
Yeah.
Yeah, League, yeah.
No, we can't League, because he's fucking Emerald and I'm gold and I fucking cannot get flat.
I suck.
If they weren't like 40 minute games at Spam it bro, but after one or two I'm exhausted.
Uh what?
Of League, like two games of League I'm exhausted.
Why how so?
It's the same thing with Deadlock, it's just a lot of time.
Why what?
Bro the League games are over at fucking 12 minutes.
No they, yeah that mean they feel over but they'll end up like-
They're over, they're over, they're over.
Like the reality is the game is that in Asia
they understand the world,
and in America we do not.
These guys, the game starts, it's over,
they surrender, they go to the next game,
they play more games.
Like, they get it, they get it.
Lacy said Fortnite.
Wait, don't start, we have to solve shaders.
No, no, as long as you pass the line, you're done.
Okay.
Like what do you mean Lacy said Fortnite?
at me. I think he meant Lacy's stat but he got all the
corrected. I was typing in Ron Shatter earlier and Lacy joined and I told him like there's
a wait limit here and I was here first so it's kind of how that goes.
Excuse me, do I ban dino or you know X?
I don't care. I'm just gonna ban nothing. I don't ban usually
Other than there's do it. I mean, I'm not paying the fucking ban here. I'm gonna give a shit
Yeah, in arena, you know when you have to pick the things I stand in the middle and everyone else picks
I honestly feel like a badass when I do it and they question mark you to my teammates question mark me
They're like, why aren't you coming over here? I sit in the middle
Did I do that and then I get picked out of the gym, right and then and then I blend them enough following through
Yeah
classic
And I say where's my team?
You should really play the new arena and League though. It's pretty good
And it's three people now. It's not two people
Um, dude, I love that.
You did it.
Remember, you used to go Jax and you used to go Annie when it first came out?
It's just better now.
Is it actually?
Let me pull my lights.
It's good.
It's super good.
Pick your hero or villain.
I'm not judging.
It made it way easier to like go a path like the anymore options.
I
I need to get some some haircut
Why they've been a shit are you gonna die it are you just going brown you should die here
Freedoms and I do that. I don't want to play off deck. What?
they they banned my groups like fuck you
or you just make your hair
score when you've got 30 seconds before you attack
well hold on man, go go
keep the long hair and make it blue
yeah what's a good uh what's a good uh I mean my mag is okay it's just not great
I am not the man I used to be
yeah is this mag any good?
I do not find the great focus on my head
you would too if you listened
Pick Emma Stone and look up. Thank me later.
The thing?
No portal?
Alright, heard that.
What's the thing? Here's the thing.
Okay, I don't under my craft name
Yeah, right, bitch.
What's up, man?
You tried it on me and died.
here we got a lock in it
I have all here too
I do a lot of damage here too
I'm gonna do something funny
not funny but go go go
I mean, I did my job on the turn, and shit.
Loach, you know, I made a huge space raid in it, buddy, these guys were just gone, they
were lost, and they were the game's snack amount, come on, bro.
the past. Ever.
Give him space here.
That's a bad one.
I
Shit
Shit
Now this huge
The oldest is for teammates it's not me. I'm gonna do an early old to
I'm up stairs. Keep it going, keep it going. I got to
Hello, hello, hello, hello!
Aaaaaah!
It's your key!
Watch out! I better move him!
We have better methods here.
Wait a bit.
Top right.
I mean, I'm him.
shit so the stats don't indicates the utility right the like your shooters are
all about the intangibles and intangibles is what I do I do value that
you cannot see I do very that you can only feel and only a play in the game
can feel what I do how much damage you do 30 seconds before you attack 3000 not bad the
worst part about white senate 823 myself blood stains am I right I wouldn't know I don't
like to hurt people I like to heal them if I make them turn and you guys get two head
shots that's my damage you trust me so instead of getting a shot on the shield
that is your damage you do a 250 damage headshot that I did well at least give
me half credit for that shot I didn't go credit for that job there they
should go to me all me and me only what's not everyone I gave you a 25%
percent credit and I'm shooting 10% I get 10% take it or leave it
I forgot that guy can't even do that.
I have ult when I come back if you're holding this.
Where was I?
God damnit.
I
Hold it so I wouldn't
I feel like I've been deceived it
But you do it this fucking this little arc that man would
We're getting pushed back here in the spawn fucking stupid ass Tiger man
Fucking shark or whatever I don't get a shit
I'm trying to figure out what you're talking about.
Big damn, big damn, big damn, big damn.
I'm fucked.
We need to lock in it all that
Wait, it's gonna make a older
sorry soldier yes well like kind of he like was in cryostasis 2.5 kind of long
and the greater calls
Is that so good? It's gonna be so good, right?
They think you don't like the fact not part of the universe like like Tony Hawk or something like that, you know what I mean?
Just randomly? Fuck it
Oh, what's happening?
Oh
Yeah, I think it's the fossil one
Yeah, I mean
ultra-good
Okay, they're changing shield but I just don't
They're not your men? I'm confused.
Do not kill me.
Do not show him, OK?
You know that was a dumb idea.
Come on.
Argymoto.
Hulk is an ice-coachie!
Ow!
They're almost got it!
He keeps peeking me.
We're running.
Is there any good in it?
Oh, OK.
Oh, great.
,
one
of the
It is not my best showing I'm not going down but was they got third at the round right?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
break those walls I'm gonna ride you bruh
ride me ride me rock it right you ready
oh you go high ground that I'm not
What is that?
What is happening?
What is happening you're pretty much good unless I die
Me don't do nothing
I'm gonna just break his own
Oh, it's one HP, it's one HP.
I couldn't get the rez there.
I mean, I got a little bit too deep in there and I got the second.
I, it's not in my pocket, I didn't keep numbers at all.
I had no idea what the numbers are.
I'm gonna ride you, bro.
Let's go.
I think we're staggered, are we not?
I'm gonna turn up.
That's good, that's good.
I rescued. I'm pretty sure I rescued.
I did actually.
Get out, get out, out, out, out, out, out, out.
Get some out of my control, some bullshit.
Uh, oh.
Why do I see them to the walls? Am I cheating? Oh, I'm cheating!
Damn, I'm murder.
What the fuck was that, man? That was cool. It actually looked like a cat.
Oh my god, I'm dead here.
You're not. I'm hoping. I'm hoping.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
I'm hacking mom
I think it's the man. Oh, yeah, we got out make us the main walking. That's it
What's that?
Is he got me?
I'm gonna win this, I promise.
Yep, yep.
Fine.
There's a guy trying to flank us.
Arga.
I don't know.
This is real firepower!
I'm gonna behind this, not behind you.
He's right behind me.
Not long.
I got you, I got you, big bro.
I need only three of them.
Oh, wow.
Did they change hands though?
It's in there. My group's in there.
My group is not here.
I'm back already.
Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up.
What?
Back, back, back.
30 seconds.
Behold the god of...
He's trying to solo me.
He did it, he did it, he did it.
Oh wow.
We're in trouble, man.
Another tank tank, we're going.
Shite.
We have 20 seconds, we got it.
It's on you.
Oh what the hell, it's- look what you got.
Kind of threw out the match across, Loki.
That spawn is so cool.
I kicked him.
Oh, I thought it's-
That's a wake up on mine, but yeah.
I have a spawn for you, alright?
And then I'm gonna ult.
Okay.
Ta-da.
I'm sure that should have worked though.
Oh!
That's the warp by the way.
Oh man.
Oh no, Rocket, no!
Oh my god, what the hell.
I don't know why dude, you're kind of a beast.
Fuck?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to the vehicle.
I am site one, thanks.
I'm riding you, I'm riding you.
Good luck, good luck.
Yo, you guys ready to see something?
Oh shit.
You guys off
Why does someone say I sound like you
I'm too bad.
Someone's dead.
At least me.
At least I'm just having fun.
I'm trying to know what's up.
At least you're my son.
So you gotta be careful.
You gotta be careful.
You gotta be careful.
You're running away from me.
You gotta run away from me.
You're running away from me.
You're running away from me.
You're running away from me.
I
Actually never lost
See the map
I
This one's I am the driver's son of the year
I broke his thing, I broke his thing.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
This guy wants to fucking blame bro.
I like that.
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I got him!
I told you!
Y'all just need a trust!
Y'all just need a trust!
He sounds like the one ten guy!
GG man!
Y'all just need a...
Y'all just need a...
Y'all just need a...
112!
Yeah, I got...
The 112 guy!
That's who it sounds like.
Ah, Mimogu 2 guy?
Yeah, I got the...
You know what I'm talking about?
Yes, they catch the...
You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, that's um...
It's um...
It's M-R-R-L!
All the way live, rockin' tight the town we on, tight the town we on
Tight the town we on, tight the town we on
Tight the town we on
What do you think? What do you think?
The standards are actually bugging our game, brother
Now we are, tight the town we on
Say my back again
Chase, Chase
Uh, real shit?
One guy said it, I believe him
It's the one guy, it's the one guy though
It's the one guy that bans over already
Damn it
And then it's 30 minutes ago. So why are you still spamming a guy?
He's gotta be on a delay. That's not what's going on.
He does, yeah.
I don't know how.
There's three, there's three come in and four, there's only two come out.
What he keeps on of them
She is
Yeah, we got the 112
MR does literally this guy
and
m r r l time me and mark rootsu
me and fucking mark rootsu i'm a fucking legend
you
you
you
you
you
I
Secret agent women because if it's so it's a 108
No shots.
No, it's straight.
It's literally straight, yeah.
That's what I was searching for.
I couldn't find it.
Oh, wait.
I'm trolling.
Straight's is...
Plus...
Which community do you think you want to be today?
Well, did you see that?
That Jay-Z, like, three-styles, spoken-of-the-word shit?
That shit can put a thing in the fucking garbage.
what the fuck bro it's painful painful
I love how Jake would just seriously just got the fuck out of that man
and being this.
My bad, y'all.
I got the comments.
There is a better version of you.
You actually heard it properly.
Like it sometimes I wonder like oh, so that's I think to myself. Oh
He didn't say any publicly whatever and he doesn't address much
Like what an adult like he's like doing his thing and connected business then he speaks publicly and I'm like it
Holy fucking shit everything that I thought was wrong. What a bum. What a loser
What the fuck is that? You know, I mean like it's like
I'm not trying to change the subject, but did you see that this guy just typed in our game chat?
This guy said all good though, I play for the vibes.
Yeah, I mean nobody plays the game for the vibes.
What the fuck? What do you mean you play for the vibes?
Fuck, man!
You play the win or you get banned? That's my motto. If I own the game, you play the
win the game, you do the win the game, and if you use the in-game comms, it's straight
from the game, so you can win the game even more.
They just play to win. Winning is fun, losing is not fun.
Nobody has vibes when you're fucking getting a hell of a spot. If you have vibes on that
shit, you need to get a job at the gunnels.
only fun if you're trying like there's a way to losing that fun yeah we are
fucking losing nah I can't trust I can get down I'm not gonna be the only one
I'm healing.
I'm down.
We are not supermanos.
Yeah, what did you guys say?
Y'all kill us in moon night or you're gonna get a rocket.
Yo.
Four.
Three.
I'm going to lose.
One.
No kill.
All you need to do is capture the machinery.
Got ya.
Wow, what the- We just owned this Hornet, right?
Yeah, we do.
We said nope.
You are not.
I have to- I have to- I have to- I have to take a nice-
Wait, no.
Oh, you're taking it back.
You're taking it back.
I mean, without a shield this is cooked, but it was my E on the on the on this
steam up the block
I just do some falls here. I messed it. I hit them
I hit the fucking
What are we this is dying and we shouldn't have them die. It's not a thing
I
Kept on I
Mean
Wow back to magic
Oh, yeah, well, I work at school to go to a university like that elementary
All right
What are they doing
777
Man mate that moon nail was so easy to walk out of
Oh man
You're always up by two, but we're not getting crushed, like it's just gonna be stupid, you know what I mean?
Wait, how do they know I'm...
Oh, the third person, obviously.
I'm not getting ammo at all.
And his old first
Just getting old please
That's what I can't
I'm gonna do a lot of damage here though, right here, right?
It was Recibo not that much, oh yeah it was Recibo, I mean I took a chunk of what if I started...
It was kinda close, it was kinda close. Drew here close though.
Why is Recibo ass out? I was wondering this, why not though?
It's a video game, there's not really any standards for, uh, clothing, whatever.
There's no reason why not.
I'm ready to put on a show.
Oh, that's what it does.
Make yourself a buddy.
How do you make it not want to do?
You can't.
Once you're wrecked, you're wrecked.
You're wrecking it right there.
Pissed the bullets? What?
That's one of the most busy items in the game, huh?
Bulletin' and done it with that.
I was just saying, yo, try Bloodthirster League, it's OP.
That has been out since fuckin' 1900s.
I just let me farm my role so much.
Are you about to be your role?
No, but we have to do something here because it will start to fire.
Okay, so I just want to get it.
Okay.
Now I'm going to wait.
I get it in five.
I get it in five.
I die.
I thought we had four up, I know I died.
How the fuck did we just lose them?
I see that, no vibes.
Okay, change song then.
Okay, okay, okay.
This is a moment, crazy thing of all time,
and watch your ears.
I don't care, like, if some artist is gonna cringe
or whatever, if his songs are good, right?
Like some cringe or whatever.
Social media, they say some cringe or whatever.
But Jay-Z's, she was so bad.
I feel bad even listening to Umbrella because his part is in there, like it's just that weird.
Is that a bad thing?
It was so cringy, I feel bad listening to it.
Yeah, it's cooked.
I'll show you a bit, I'll show you a video of it there.
I'll do this.
Give me the $200, because I had no idea they, like it was, it was very hack-worthy audio.
I listened to it, but I like listened to it on my phone, and I like barely understood
any things that I could say about this.
Well what, I mean, yeah, shit was offensive, I'll say it.
It was offensive, it wasn't, he's that, not cringe per se, not cringe like that.
It's just offensive, like it.
It's like a different vibe, it's a different vibe. You wouldn't get it.
Oh, that's just...
What are you having at?!
This kit is all very important.
The moon haunts you.
Are you losing this time?
you
you
you
you
you
I mean, in January they go, it looked like it latched on properly, I don't really understand.
Look at it.
The waitness?
Thrive's in passion.
Well, the passion is lost.
You cannot achieve winners no longer.
I haven't heard this for a long time ago.
I bet it's true.
Traverse is like gonna be in, he's like, he's just lost passion.
He's definitely gonna need it.
Well, it doesn't say anything.
Alright, let's watch this, let's click, you want to watch it with me?
Yeah, share your screen so we get a lot of reaction here.
Are you all to afford it?
Yeah, yeah.
Alright.
The Lippercons, imagine we run out of place
Your son of the federal, gentlemen, I'm mumbling something
About having too much of this drink
You know how dumb that is
Another one from of his wonder how I get to blame
Biggest teeth is tumbling my thick mouth for somehow
I'm the one who's done it, it's a murder mystery, Jane
You had to cash count and fuck it
But you won't protest, I'm the one who shrunk the pain
That hill you can die on is way too much flat that comes from no pain.
I'm killing him softly, but something still don't need to be explained.
You wanted my way, it's the other.
I still want you suckers out, Marley, you make this game.
I ain't much for me, it's no how.
Catching the brunches, I remember the underpain.
The price of the brakes going up, it's gonna cost you a beat and even save my may.
Yo, check out this picture.
You are the number one they can, but you give me something and that you niggas don't change.
They're trying to get understand.
I really get those assholes.
It's a downtown play.
I'm not gonna let them down.
Yo, cuz, what y'all done to me?
Everybody think they're the ones that insane.
You're no maniac.
What y'all saying?
You asking my presence make a straight.
I need a new therapist.
This shit is not working.
I'm truly on the break.
Y'all better not encourage you.
I don't want me to think these thoughts that I think
That nut ass nigga still sputtering
And chatty paying down on his luck again
Chris introduced me to Jack, but I don't know why I still fuck with him
You're such a hater
You wonder why I do the milk freestyle or anything
That lady back on the stove, she sounded like she didn't love with him.
I'm kidding, can you take that kid?
Enough of that.
A rapper can't be my opp.
I got a man of Republicans, no trustee from the very top of the government.
Good luck with them.
I'm going by dog.
You're trying to break the government.
I pray for 40 days my neck get flooded again.
This get flooded again.
My neck worth went up again.
But next update, the jig is up.
They got up 10 wrong chop champ you gotta look up again.
You can look up the whole. I never looked up to them.
They got your money, they just freeze the building from the next.
Yeah.
But what is freestyle though? I mean this is rehearsed like what?
They're gonna talk tough to them.
You think so?
You're not gonna be reserved by the whole.
It's how your contract is operating.
He's mumbling, actually, like, for God's sake.
He's mumbling because the delivery didn't work out,
because he mumbled or stumbled on his words or whatever,
and he just kept going.
Like, that had a better punch there, no?
I mean, I'll say this, it can't rehearse this low.
If he didn't, I mean, it is it is.
But, bro, how could, OK, how would you not rehearse this
when there's a lot of bars that are like elaborate
have like double entendre like Schumer bar like but this doesn't he cover them
the fly like a number of
It's free style though, but man, yeah, that's where I got it from I know that was like a
massive or loss like Yo, yo, these comments I can't I can't fucking
I don't even know this
I'm Jay Z
No good money bag. Yo, bro
Are you saying cuz he's all the way at the bottom of the list. Oh, yeah, who's money bag. Yo, where's that?
Money bag. Yeah above 21 Savage
I'm gonna be on the I'm gonna be on the keep the comfort a little bit. I'll do a bit of
good. I mean, yeah, yo, yo, yo, this is not an hour show almost. Yo, we're out here. Power
minute power hour. Whatever it is. I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll
I know there's often no actual rhythm on
There
Wait, yeah
Yeah, there's it coming up. It's ready for just a hand up today much love. Thanks for
Just saying hello. So please don't be on chat. We're really watched. I appreciate it very much and um
How many would show us?
I'm gonna do by the game. I'll count on the other day. Uh tomorrow is instead of 5 p.m. We'll watch that
Um, what's tomorrow?
Say that again state of play state of play. Oh, gotcha
I'm just gonna get good. Yeah, be cool. Be nice. Yeah, I'll be on the table. Come on. I'll get you check guys
Look over there. Yeah, I'm gonna just forget about that
Yeah, we're gonna run going if we do
Yeah, yeah, be cool, be happy, be nice.
Love you, Jack, for some. Thanks a lot for being on my socials.
And everybody just saying hello today.
Yeah, see you guys tomorrow.
But, through the gambling, I'll be there over there.
Bye bye, Jack.
K-Dog on.