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Hello?
Hello, I'm first today.
It's live early, I mean I didn't sleep much or at all.
Um, but, uh, you got a game show, pluggers.
This is the stuff you want to watch live, you know what I mean?
This is the stuff you want to watch live.
Like you, like you don't care not to watch any news or whatever.
In other words, you want to be there when it happens.
You feel me?
Also, I have, um, I breakfast.
4 Chip It's Ahoy, that's the fucking bomb, bomb, hold on, let me do this, let me do this, let me do this, let's do that
Yeah I got it, yeah I got it
Jack!
Jack!
Jack!
It's too late for that.
Maybe I'm not one of the actual Agents.
I
Can I get a welcome to the jungle xqcl
sup buster
We did later then guys which go I get
That's what you're gonna like that xqcl let's let's let's this one look it
Let's get going now.
Yo.
Go.
Chat, my calendar is broken. Can you please tell me what is today's date?
What is it again?
What the heck?
64 months of pure sex QCL.
64 months away.
No.
That's not the one I was there.
This is the Coalition Emergency Broadcast System.
There are reports of multiple tremors causing minor damage to the Claw Cologne.
How?
How well don't let him surround you
This isn't enough we should still head to the police station. Here's a water right? Yes, it's about two blocks up ahead
Okay
Oh
Can't open up a little
They look like the division
Oh
That we love any gamer
just the adrenaline again we need to keep moving through the other paths
man let's get moving
I'm in the middle of the yard
no player
I'm at the player safe
I'm at the back of the car
these things are all over me
4-trimers
he is after anyone that can hear this
now play Mad Worlder
I'm gonna go ahead and...
Oh, depending on how bad the terrain is, you reload it, and then you get a difference
Is it like a hard reload or like an easy one?
Maybe I'm running.
Through here.
Nice shot.
So definitely go after her.
Where the hell did you look?
Come for me.
We heard your distress call.
Well, you saved my ass.
We need to make ourself skids
Yeah, I think it looks free vibrant
I think it's pretty clear it's not complicated
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
Some of the kids that were doing that
that would play hello from here
were dog shit though, they were all mad at it.
We can't die right?
Holy
What is that?
All right converge again, holy
Oh
That was cool
Wait that I was really good what it's hard
it. I like the chain of focus of the camera and how it plays into the like the ADS crosshair
so I think it's very dynamic I think it's cool.
Welcome to the Xbox Game Showcase. For the past 25 years Xbox has delivered some of the
greatest games of all time games that I forgot that games that brought players
together in games that define generations Xbox was built on the
spirit of creativity and heart and as we kick off the show with Gears of War
E-Day it's only fitting that as we return to Xbox we return to Gears so
today we're announcing that Gears of War E-Day will be an Xbox console
exclusive okay the core of Xbox is great games and that's what today is all
about that doesn't we're going to show you more than 20 it's an Xbox show so I'm
okay with it but followed by our gears direct that's not it that's not a very
big shot an exclusive is nothing to celebrate it ever like it
celebrating an exclusive is like being a cock your cock you're like sit yes please
Please, fuck my wife, please, I beg you, I beg you!
Do I remember the moment my powers came in?
Well, I was being crushed to death with sea water, and mud, and manure...
While holding onto my sister's hand.
I remember her fingers gripped so tightly in mine that her nails drew blood.
until I
Now what is this lost a grip?
Are you gonna get another vision but she said away
Just sticking the memory people later, okay
It's a bad one
What for the show?
You wanna talk about them?
Whoa, whoa!
Really, heroes!
Whoa, what have you been by that?
Wait a minute now!
Killin' mindless beasts.
Fighting petty villains.
None of that matters.
Look for the kill, Shazel.
A real hero knows how to wield power.
That's interesting
Oh, it's a stable
I didn't play for a stable
No, I will tell you what I told them
Well, that would be the next one, right?
So it's for smoking it. I love that I did it
is me okay yes I don't get anything
not that much in-game stuff so it's kind of hard to tell right but still
could be good
Um, steam.
I mean, it could be good, you never know.
I mean, it's a video game.
Video games are going to be played, right?
So how can I tell off the rip, a few cinematics, if it's going to be good or bad?
Can we tell this if you shit or nothing?
Most of the time.
You've heard the story.
Hello.
Hello, the chief, stuff of legends.
Yeah, unders.
But that's not the story I'm telling today.
This one, you haven't heard.
One year before the rain?
I've started similar enough.
Drop in, grab the goods.
get out before anyone knows oh no I can't shoot it right guess what they noticed
what I am so confused
now you ready to get to it what does he look like that long enough you learned
to read the battle this place more free as you realize that the dad gun and
trust me I know freaky happy when Georgia's so far
Sorry to interrupt, but we're on the clock
It was in a lot of games and it was never in the player like ever
The fuel water that was like never my advice only like PCP maybe bring a spot
What is this about?
Come out of the vault?
Oh, campaign vault.
Oh, I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Do you ever get tired of being the strong, almost silent type?
Yeah, it's C plus permissions.
I get it.
No.
No it's not? Oh he said no, no that's okay.
I mean, this is, that was kind of whatever. I'm not, I'm, I'm, I've always been a massive
All right, look at this place. It's mad
The final confrontation is about to begin
I'm gonna say something really weird and it
will make people mad.
Graphics can be whatever these days.
Blood can be hardly the deal breaker for him.
Like it.
Some games the bullets are ugly.
It makes it look janky and look stupid.
I hate it.
It's like just do it right.
This looks like it, it average or under, hey, I said it.
You ever heard of the Midnight Channel?
Alright, guys, guys, this is your B-break, this is your snack break, chat, popcorn, chips,
whatever drink that
Now where are we feels like we're someplace totally different
There's going on here we're getting to the bottom of it to wheel the person now is to wheel direct control
And the heart is straight through bars
Oh.
Wait!
What am I-
What's that?
Is that good enough?
Okay, I have enough of your knowledge.
I have enough of your knowledge.
I don't have any thoughts about his eye.
Oh, did I see it?
One, two... Dead Rarity?
Could be good. Not ready for me though.
I
Did
What was under the state of the canes?
My friends and I used to argue about what ended the world.
A weapon, a virus, something worth.
It started in quiet towns. Empty worlds. Places I've always forgot.
Interesting.
I have had it way up here your zombie game has to fucking it's found
build me a fucking new flying car and rub me the right way for me to play your game
and the internet is sorry man, I'm out of it.
Because the world has become more dangerous than ever.
The dead aren't just wandering anymore.
They hunt.
Okay, so what do you play, Gamechef?
You have to wear pants?
Are you playing with a computer?
And it has like sensitive chocolate so we took a leg and you can feel it did I mean it?
Why is it Jack anybody though so the way
They hear this head like that, you go, balla balla balla, and you stop talking, bang it,
and you squeeze your leg with it, and it goes, eatin' it, tying it on your thigh, you know
what I mean?
And you keep yapping it, and you go, not my leg yet.
again.
That was also a whatever.
On the Sea of Thieves, there have been plenty of grand adventures.
But what if you could make your own Sea of Thieves experience?
With our new free update, Custom Seas, you can!
Let me explain.
You could create new ways to play, like Robo Royal,
where small but luxurious crews jig it out
in a furious battle to the gate.
Just to be careful to watch it for explosive power.
You never know what good game mode you're going to come up with.
I'm sure they're fine.
or skeleton steiput where the sharpest shitter with the highest score wins.
She has some good game, but we just don't have a good framework.
And these, and sometimes this, and absolutely loads of these.
And when you can't get anything out of any game, you can create a cinematic masterpiece.
With enhanced camera tools, you can show romance,
action, or tragedy, or maybe just show the world from a whole new perspective.
Or you can even just create a place to hide.
Literally, if you want. Or you could come together for a party.
Or maybe you want somewhere you can just get back and relax.
Whatever your piratical pursuits may be, we're giving you your own keys to the seas!
There's a whole new world of possibility ready to explore.
So dive in and unleash your creativity.
The tools are now in your hands.
What you do with them is up to you.
Just try not to wreck the place.
Save the RP.
There is a liar in these tunnels.
They call him Furo.
But that is not your name.
Your name is Hunter.
As a Spartan, you were a legend.
You stood for something.
But where are the Spartans now, to protect the Metro?
From you.
You promised a brighter future for our people.
Now the Noray spreads tyranny.
You know me very sharply.
You swore to crush the enemy, to face them, head on, and guide the metro to the light.
But darkness consumes you.
Spreads you.
Like a plague.
Beats you from within.
There is death and every move.
Yeah, it's not like a...
No doubts, you deeper.
That's cool.
Something looks fantastical. Something looks good. Something looks good.
until the food
burns with him
it's not terrible
could be
either way they plant previews, it's supposed to be preformer again
performance like the games are not finished products and polished so it's
gonna lag if they play like you play
I don't know what this is
that's got to you
It's a little bit like the Goose Gamer.
It's Cozy, I guess.
Now chat, did you get a cozy game for them to prepare you for the big game reveal?
I knew it, a big role premiere, oh my god, I'm gonna get the Chills.
That's it.
I will never use that item.
Now it's better to know like, souls are gonna...
...chance a game like in Japan.
But hold on now.
It's a game like in Japan though.
Thanks.
I
Will long to
So it was you who set the red cliffs ablaze
It's shit
Well, let me put one of these things on the table. That was a son of this was a little bit odd, but it's all good
They get a pass for now. You're ready for the challenge and the reward of opening your very own cult
You'll be going to beautiful Bedford County, USA
Teaming with locals, waiting to join our family.
Did you scare me? You'll scare me.
You better reevaluate your life choices.
You piss off a random person on the street. You want a trophy?
That isn't like a TikTok game, like...
The old TikTok game, like, level 1 boss.
Level 1 Tugger.
I will build a cult, and I will shield you from the apocalypse.
Join us, you're in.
It can be complete slotha, but it can be so slotha that it's gonna, who knows, I guess we'll see.
I'll go up here.
I'll go up here.
Oh, hell, um...
I couldn't finish up later.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Like to read for the game and I'll get it Oh, it's like some update okay
I will let you risk your GPU to try it and maybe I'll try later once you give me your ticket by it
I'll chill back though
Yuma
The council has chosen that beneath this chamber will be your tomb.
This place is your pain given shame.
What about a Doom RTS?
Only a cleansed soul may leave.
I am not your enemy.
I am your wing out.
So what I like about this game is that the core gameplay isn't about finding what was happening.
It's about finding the right sequence because the clarity is almost predictable.
I like that because you know what's happening on the colors and the distance you don't even
need the visuals you can play the game without any of the visuals except for the colors and
That's cool.
I have to make sure they're out of this area. I was just going for a little bit. Oh shit, hold on.
The revelation was there.
Damn it!
Get the fuck out!
Hmm
Hold on
Oh!
What is that?
Crazy deck lid.
That's a better solo.
Oh
Bairn I don't think no I'm here though
Check.
I'm out for a challenge now, I'm out for a new title, but no second new title.
Like something DLC or something revamped or rehashed or redone.
This should be a new title.
Oh! I had this controller!
I had this controller on the under.
I had it being a bloke.
Okay, I actually want that I can pull it off
That was cool. I like it. That's got all
We know only one way of life We know the thunderous crash of the waves against
our ships We know the bite of cold steel
Hold on now!
Please, no more Kevlari!
I said, please!
That's cool!
That's cool!
Oh wait, I'm blanking a basic!
That's good! That's because of Kevlari!
It's just beyond the horizon.
That's hard!
That's hard!
I like that!
And you know what, somebody's gonna take Buddha.
Somebody's gonna take Buddha.
Somebody wake him up.
I gotta put my phone in.
I gotta put my phone in.
That's fucking heavy.
Oh
This is a ball this is a ball
That really daddy
Chat micah RTS would have been a heavy. Oh
What do you play I play at as the speed is it clan Steve it? Oh, what do you play I play as the pig lens?
I play as and city
Wait exists
I
Dungeons 2 I'm gonna get your my dungeon sewer that he has them into
I actually enjoyed the first one, that was pickle.
I don't know if that's the Aether as well, but we'll put it on hold.
We have a few.
We have a cute gift to witness feet that are restifying and illuminating.
Wait, let it be!
Watch closely then, and let the shadows tell their story.
Behold, the famous Jacob Menturo, stage magician extraordinaire.
So brilliant were his tricks, it cast five long shadows behind him.
They called themselves Masters. Through a deal with the Devil. The Masters had the power.
Their deal demanded a sacrifice, and in the darkness they chose Jacob.
Jacob was trapped in eternal torment at the Devil and at the Prince.
He pulled Jacob from his influence and offered a new deal.
Face their legions, their tricks, every abomination they command.
Take what should it be, Pearce.
Escape if you can.
That's your cure.
It could be good, it's a little bit low at the V-smoother.
You'd have to wait until actual gameplay, because this would never stop gameplay, like
Probably. It could be good.
World War?
The fuck would you give for victory?
Your life?
The lives of your sons?
What if you had within you power, terrible and defiant, to destroy your enemies, break
their will?
Would you have the strength?
Would you have the strength to resolve to build it?
If destiny was there within reach, could you sacrifice everything?
First man.
For your country.
For your empire.
For your empire.
Valor Mortis. Interesting. Napoleonic. Could be, could be.
It's cooked hard, cooked up.
Welcome to our Thieves Guild.
Our members will show you the ropes.
This job is going to need every trick in the book.
I heard that caravan should arrive tomorrow.
Some jobs call up the slick distractions and quick fingers.
But you never truly know what's behind a door.
Or if that's not quite your style, step out the shadows and take a direct approach.
There's other treasure all around the world.
If you know where to look and are willing to fight for it.
Chat, the real treasure chat ends by not having the game.
Whether it's fortune, adventure, or danger,
that these girls have ever seen
as long as you're willing to take it
Don't mind if I do
Hands off the cheese
I got here first
Not very well I play the game so they like the game so
I mean I respect them
Yeah I mean I
They followed the game pass.
I have to get the game pass now, dude.
Oh, game studio, hold on.
Oh, we're in the American game!
Oh, oh, call the wilders!
Fightin'!
That looks really good, what the fuck?
Yeah, really?
You play the game, you have to buy it?
And in essence, the racquet has more than one of the...
Just play the game.
It's 73...
...Banker bites it.
Yeah, yeah.
It's 5,000 just for the map set.
Not too bad.
nothing's even that's right well I mean you can't get a copy of this though by talking
chat where's the first slide man chat the game oh it's a simulator the platform
is is good enough that's what I'm going for you don't you don't need an upgrade
The framework is as good as it gets, then.
You don't know. It's a game.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I love this game! I love this game!
What? Win speed!
On your date! I ain't even that old as we might now.
I actually like this game.
Yeah, I actually added a side of it.
The amount of this game has, like the scale of the project is insane.
So 3-2 is crazy.
And take a gate, now I'm gonna hit it.
Oh, is that an image?
I bought 12 views of you.
No, I got to buy a 3.
I
What
I have come here to destroy you just like my father mother and their allies before me
No, I believe me when I sit the new
As this is like, look at this one, I know, as this is gonna be raging is he, I know he
loves Castle Mania, he loves the protagonist, that it's now a girl, fuck this shit, fuck!
like a curtain. It's so such that unveil the low it lies underneath them.
Some years have a color to them.
Yeah well for those things it has been just pure black.
The ace that seems to fill the whole world.
In its glow, you discover wonderful new places, dear friends you always needed,
and golden moments which linger on the warm breeze.
Oh, I actually like the art. Not bad.
It's like a modernized old, uh-uh, like, retro, uh, like...
I think it's interesting.
If anything, it'll inspire others.
It's strange.
It's not just giving me, uh, you're wrong.
It's very old, uh, very old, like, comic-tv shows, um,
some of the, some of the Japanese anime's, plus some of the
very early RPGs.
You won't dare so suck it.
Another one for me, I can't. How many are we gonna get?
It doesn't stop.
Wait, we saw Atlas. What is that?
What is that?
Ow.
What is that guy?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get out of here and see if I can get out of here.
It's time to get them.
Persona 6!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Persona 6 is like zombie.
World premiere.
Chad, I think it's a big reveal
for it to be this kind of on the nose, no?
That's fishing.
You dying, Europe?
Okay, I'm gonna break your heart and tell you, Spyro did not age well at all.
We tried a Spyro, another logo, and I fucking, I was miserable playing it.
I was miserable.
And if I don't know what I was doing too, these are the eyebrows, these are the eyebrows.
Mike?
What the fuck is that?
I don't know.
It means these are the eyebrows.
What the fuck are the eyebrows?
What is this thing?
Oh, what is that?
It's my kind of knife.
Alarms are ringing.
Shazam!
Well, it's a flying knife.
What did you do that for?
My fingers slipped.
And every copper in the channel is on my tail.
And again, come to order.
Oh, that looks really right, I'm not gonna lie.
Cheap rubbish.
A corpse in hand is worse to in the grave, as they say.
Look at the bloody air sheets! We're not here for you!
Not here for me! I'm Ann fucking Daron!
Time to lay our hands to mischief.
We've been preparing to rob Griswit's vault for months now to put in the heist tonight.
Yeah, Morgan, get that crane to lower the ship.
Greetings, I am the miracle industries auto-loading crane.
If you have the opportunity.
Okay, but I've seen his robot again like seven games before.
He's far far a few holes in here.
The lift is now unlocked.
The other trans-
True.
Lies of P.
Vidal Shark.
some of the sun is yet
It's the same VA, no shot there
25 years back in time this place on this day is ripe for changing the course of history
This life I want for granted easy choices, but I just found a way to control the past
change you
Make things unfair
in our favor
What you a little toy with a big mouth what a proper little villain a better villain than you'll ever be you can crap it out
The blood the priest like the lace i was different how they do ya the wise guy stick it to ya
and when they're done with jacking us all downstairs well they're all going to screw you in the end
Nothing's ever given to folk like us
All yours. All of it. All of it. All of it. Bang for you. For you. For you.
We know for it. We know for it.
Well, yes, I mean, yeah, I mean, clockwork revolution is an original experience full
of intriguing characters and incredible world building, and it's an Xbox console exclusive
The life of his name? No way.
Wait, there's more right?
A return?
A return of...
and consequences. Incredible games from our partners at SEGA, and players can look
forward to two upcoming exclusives Gears of War E Day in 2026 and Clockwork
Revolution in 2027. In a moment we'll dive into Gears of War E Day, but before
we do, oh, one franchise that has been with us from the beginning is Call of
duty. Now it's bigger than ever with a new modern warfare later this year and a movie on the way.
Last month the teams at Infinity Ward and Activision gave us a glimpse of the Scorian gameplay.
Today they are back with a first look at DMZ reimagined in a way that only Call of Duty can deliver.
I
Say no for this shit
Looks good though, what is it says? Oh, it's just it's fun. I'm fucking stupid idea. You just hit it
That looks really sharp though
Chats some of the art is a big upgrade and a lot is a big downgrade very polarizing
Maybe in the area, if you want to try this out.
Jesus, this is huge.
It's dark as hell.
That's why you gotta be careful.
I like the atmosphere.
Very well done.
If there's any weapons secure laying around.
No, it's not.
That's not why we're here.
I'm gonna be fine.
It's only gonna take two seconds.
I say again, that's a negative.
Okay, get your ass upstairs.
No, no, don't move like that.
Yeah, no shit.
Damn, he's down. Let's go help him.
Help him.
That's on him.
I told him to get his ass up here.
Copy.
Where are we at on the intel?
Got it.
Let's find that HVT.
On you.
Somewhere somehow a train is loading cigarettes in there.
Yeah.
over here
classic
damn play hold on it check out literally when tremors looting cigarettes when we're playing
what's up
Fuck
Now where have I seen this terrain before
Now where's idea
So it is the fuel video you're expecting, somebody?
Let me get some ammo.
I like that.
Oh, hell yeah.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
I always wanted it and every joint disagree. It's something to do in your stick it in there
maybe
I feel like it's most important to get on like this
and the core mechanics and I'm not seeing a lot like
I'm inside
How do you how do you heal how do you lose to one of the menus like this is more important than the game
This is gonna be one of the best things of all time, man, if you don't have any sloppers.
How could you know without the proper techniques?
Chop there
I'm slightly disappointed in the graphics
I
Sorry
Well, yeah, it looks good. It looks good in general
No, no, I said it's a big upgrading in some ways and a big downgrading in a lot of ways
I can't listen but it's a job. I would skip this if I wasn't interested but this actually looked really good. I
I wasn't looking at what game it is but looking at what it's got like with the UI looking
like it.
If it's just only Gears or what they modernize the franchise, you never know.
Welcome to the Coalition here in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, home of Gears of
War.
When Gears stayed here in 2006, it instantly redefined the world.
And now in 2026, we're on the cusp of another rare moment,
a chance to honor where we've been,
celebrate with our fans,
and lay the foundation for where Gears is going next.
To get there, we're taking it all the way back
to the day the world changed and the fight began,
in Merchant State.
It's a day of unimaginable loss
that sits at the heart of our universe
And today, for the first time, we're ready to take you inside the studio and show you all the ways to play.
Why are you just putting new kits in the hole?
But there are movements, weapons, and modes that will make E-Day the most brutally satisfying gears yet.
That all you got!
Before we talked about what this game is, I think it's important to share why we chose E-Day.
When we started this project, we were moving to Unreal Engine 5.
There's a new foundation with a blank slate.
So, we took a moment to reflect on what makes Gears so special to us and to our fans.
We realized that all of the things that make this world feel so unique, brotherhood, brutality,
that no one call a beauty, over-the-top spectacle, they're all perfectly set up in this one way and a time.
Hey, you be fighting this bad or stop it.
Is that the lowest game with shit devs will make it some janky success, but good devs that know how to build and experience and fuck the vides of the original Gears game.
Oh classic mad world I started with this one still from the mad world trailer
Holy Marcus facing down the locusts. Holy firing into the darkness
And we said this is the emotional core of games
This is the tone and feeling that we wanted to build our next game around. This is our most ambitious game yet
Ede is a story we haven't been able to tell me for because we didn't have the technology to do it
We finally have the tools to reimagine the gears world at a new unprecedented level of detail like what?
You like it
new heights with the densest most detail world we've ever created with one percent of the things on screen with seamless
Bad this is from the shit, but what if one is the enemy?
fully dynamic great-taste lady
and richer real-time destruction. Starting with an empty hard drive, we literally rebuild
everything from scratch. Characters, enemies, weapons, animation, sound, the world itself,
and then we tear it apart in front of you. That actually looks like a...
and more brutal enemies with new and craftier weapons and navigate the battlefield with more
natural character movement so that every moment of emergence plays smoother and hits harder.
In a fist of a game that feels like gears but plays like new,
it's a return of feelings that we had when we played the original games
that now re-imagine of all and enhance with the power of a new engine.
While the movement feels like it's what you want it to do, I'm not gonna get into that.
E-Day is set before the events of the original Gears of War.
After decades of conflict, peace has finally been declared on Sarah, and the Gears have returned home.
Look at that.
Marcus Phoenix and Dominic Santiago are young veterans trying to adjust to civilian life,
while grieving the loss of someone they both loved.
Carlos Santiago, Dom's older brother and Marcus's best friend.
To Carlos. To Carlos. Best fucking brother anyone could ask for.
Carlos died in combat in a moment of sacrifice before the war ended,
ended, and without him, Marcus and Dom's relationship is distant.
The emotion is full on the binary, with the world just barely on the cusp of peace, and
our characters coming to terms with their new reality, the locusts emerge and change
everything.
The coalition emergency broadcast system.
There are reports of multiple tremors causing minor damage across the border.
And it has put a couple of vast stories in its given form.
And yet, Marcus is about to kill us.
And he could shut the bastard.
Fine.
Because it's my brother.
so you could really feel what word us to people we started
we wanted it to be more than just a backdrop we wanted to feel a lot like it was another
character in the story packed with layers and personality
I think this is the pilot who is on the ground.
The finish?
Yes, the finish.
The years of industrialization for the Cog War are totally in shape.
With such a rich history, it made sense to lean into that classic Gears RetroVa.
Towering architecture, robust vehicles, and grounded technology.
I don't like those gritty industrial cities from the 1970s
We also looked right outside these windows at the mountains the ocean and local landmarks to help the climate
As you play the campaign the city reveals itself through the main districts
Historic center with its classic gears architecture and stone and state looks like a soul
Let us win if you cook cover.
Oh, they found the light. I mean, they're messing with the game.
They showed a lot of elaborate gameplays that was not lagging, so that's good enough for me.
They can take a shot, one FDF, and climb again.
That was really cool.
That was really cool.
We get to play with more verticality, climbing walls and vehicles for clearing gaps in crumbling buildings to reach more buildings.
I actually get a lot.
At the heart of our gameplay is still that great Gears Combat puzzle.
A mix of unique enemy combinations, tactical weapon choices,
and your ability to read and move through the arena.
But now you have more choice than that and we get these pieces of almost absolutely sequence.
Jeff, when the game is built on a certain concept and they never stray away, they can add a normal
benefit to it.
It's a big reveal.
But Halo's friendliness.
And Halo can run in them for a long time.
Small and large, where all these elements come together and the city is filled with them.
The mission is moving across the city from linear fights in narrow streets to more open districts where you have access to entire neighborhoods
Now you have strategic choices. You take the enemy head on
You flank them from a side entrance
Or do you climb up to the balcony across the street and take them all out with your long shot
It's up to you. And if you're playing call with your friends. Well, then you can try all three at the same time
Taking your own path, reveal small stories from the city.
Survivors trapped in an apartment.
There's a civilian in that building, 4th floor.
A raven, crashed in the distance.
A group of thieves, ready to ambush.
You still have your orders.
But it's up to you to decide where you offer to help,
or how much of the city you choose to explore.
And that city is fully realized.
To create a city of this scale and detail,
we needed to invest in an entire suite of tools.
Tools for roads, intersections, sidewalks, e-holes,
through those app-precisionally curated, like with AI.
We have a procedural content generation toolset
for scattering millions of pieces of trash and debris
across the ground to make Kelowna feel lived in.
This is the largest, most complex location you've ever seen in a gear's game.
The board control is connected to an older antenna.
I can reconfigure their radios to reach a FIRA.
Okay, do it. The remaining gears will hold the fort.
In other gears games, the world's basically already dead.
There are very few humans survived.
Whoa, isn't that a slurred?
It's not a slurred.
You're watching the city get ripped apart in front of you.
The people who once went to work, sporting events,
and celebrated the possibility of Easter.
Why, did you not know?
uh
Oh, I did it
You'll experience the best estimation at all scales in e-day through a customized destruction technology
What?
E-holes are back, unleashing waves of enemies from under your feet at any moment.
As a game-designed element, getting to use E-holes again as a spawn mechanic is brilliant.
Locusts can come out of the ground anywhere, you can toss a grenade in to close them up, just adds this great tactical layer to encounters.
But you'll also encounter massive sinkholes that'll pull down vehicles and entire buildings.
Buildings way and no man. It's a bunch of all right. We're too small as micro destruction goes beyond what we've ever done before
With typical cover across a range of materials
Your impact is real visceral and leaves a mark on the world
The whole family
Of Gears of War and we finally get to show the before making the after it that much harder
You'll recognize a neighborhood that was once intact is now completely destroyed
You'll walk through city streets filled with smoke and fire and it feels completely different from how you first experienced it
You start getting this real feeling of the city's a character
Dude, the game was rough
What's the game going to do?
The devs are locked in it
Like they're hitting a critical mass
At this point, there's the Dimension return on novelty and now there's Exhaust shouldn't it?
Like, yo, go to the next stop, go to the next stop again.
the soldiers that hold the line in a war for survival.
Jeff, I'm not Johnny Rudin.
You okay?
I've never seen a devil speak about the nature of the story in it.
It's pretty fucking real to me.
Some context.
On your feet.
And this was our opportunity to focus on the
scare's character so special that it makes our enemies so iconic.
Because you can't.
The entire campaign is played from the perspective of
give me some some components as the invasion breaks out you'll meet me in
place in my head like you're sweating it out at cologne is a much more
binary and you'll also meet rookie cadet no I'm not inside a sharp comms
officer who never made it to the front lines despite his dreams of military
glory but my game will be about inspiration and love together with
Marcus and Dom are four soldiers thrown together fighting through tensions with each other while fighting the locusts
Ultimately forging their bonds in battle
We follow Bravo squad with our cinematic cameras just like the intense war movies we
Shots intentionally pretty kind of been shaking leaving into these rough edges is what makes you feel like you're right in the middle of the action
Bravo's story also intertwines with others' call to defend the city, including returning
characters like Warrior Philosopher Ty Caliso.
In fans of the books, we'll finally get to see the hard-ass Raven pilot Gil Gettner
in-game for the very first time let's go and fuck this mess Marcus and Dahmer absolute budgets
you can spot those strong jaws and thick necks from a mile away but if you go too realistic you lose
those unique features that make them stand out yeah and the first thing you do is a white boy
isn't marcus if you take away his classic permascale so instead of chasing perfect realism
we focused on making them believable and memorable respecting the details that really
make them who they are.
Material and character fidelity in Gears of War E-Day far surpasses anything we've been
able to achieve before.
Our facial animation systems have been completely upgraded for E-Day, with three times more
joints and over 350 facial shapes sculpted for each head alone to really represent the
emotion in our characters.
Marcus has more detail in his eyelashes than his entire character model did in the original
Gears of War.
Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, I don't share the Phoenix, Marcus.
Well, I mean, Sergeant, 26 RTIs, and you can fit fuckin' next to Kim, 700 million fuckin'
Mario Super Mario 3 in the new Galaxy.
with a much more sophisticated animation ring this allows us to have way more
expressive characters with a huge range from a small smirk
to yells on the battlefield come and get some you goddamn grubs
your experience takes on a new intensity we're pushing the path of anything
with 4k ultra hd resolution
That's not what I can do.
on to the battlefield. The wretched screams so loud and destroying you before you rip me apart.
And the Reapers, they crawl up the rain, fighting from above.
G-Sync, V-Sager, AI upscale, VLSS,
CAU, 60x.
since than ever before with friends and ghosting disabled
hold on
what's the world
jersiv war has never been a horror game but the world has always felt horrifying
And with E-Day, we lean into that even more.
Origin Gore System means damage feels meaty, responsive, and satisfying.
That was satisfying.
Muscle and Cloth deforms in response to your attacks, and Blood of Bone damage adds to
the intensity of combat.
Gores localizes well.
Shoot a locus in the armor blade, and you'll see the bullet take a chunk out of it.
And he shot at that index.
I back at my days and I don't, I don't improve it.
That is just the tip there. They didn't tell you that we're doing it there.
You, you just got it.
The GC tell you that the car is in a race on your door. You hit the door.
around to let it explode or hold the trigger to control when it detonates. That means you
can place a well-timed explosion behind an enemy protected by cover or with practice master
its long-range equal closing potential. The incinerator has a new shotgun. You can see
the emulsion literally melt the skin off an enemy's body.
Before, you're probably getting to a grapple if an enemy came charging at you.
Now you feel the power of getting to incinerate them when they get close and of course
I'll leave the blood in this video in the game but still a little bit of...
I don't know anymore
Nice
I'll leave the video in the next game, yeah?
I'm going to zip up the game modes, but I don't give a shit about this.
Is this the game mode today?
Gears music has always been about tension, escalation and release.
When a fight kicks off, the music hits hard.
It's how you just as things get more dangerous.
Absolutely.
And when you drop the last enemy,
you hear that familiar big ringing chord.
For E-Day, we kept that structure,
but made the sound harsher.
Together with our composer, Adam Lasdika,
we built the score to match a world
on the verge of collapse.
The electric guitar returns alongside classical instruments, but both are pushed into uncomfortable territory.
Yeah, Chad, I don't really know who this appeals to, like...
Like dragging a bone saw across the channel, creating dissonance, and then pulling the bones.
That's to be explored yourself, like, I don't know, it's...
I think it's okay for big-ass features, but for things that are kind of whatever, it's kind of whatever.
All chainsaws have voices.
When it came to the sound for our proto-lancer, it was important to us to track down the exact
make and model that was recorded back in 2006, and rebuild it from the ground up using our
new sound effects system.
I don't know if it is Jawa.
Alright, I'm gonna go on the walking down the street.
I can't.
a wide space and the sound opens up again almost like a cathedral well yeah i mean
and it's not just those spaces it's the transitions between them where the magic
really happens that's where things feel alive that's acoustics in real time well yeah uh
Yeah, I mean, which, yeah.
In ancient times, the earliest human tribes would periodically...
What? I mean, yeah, there's nothing to tell about this. I mean, what else?
No other game does the squad like Gears does.
Our themes, our gameplay, and our modes, they all revolve around this core element.
But it's not just about the brotherhood that you experience in the stories.
It's also about the bonds you create. It's your friends.
I think I already checked that.
No, no, no, come off it. No, it's not.
Very much for gaming.
put your skill to the test alongside a seasonal roadmap of killer content, almost all of which
you can just earn by playing the game, completing in-game challenges, events, and achievements.
And today, we're excited to announce a dynamic new evolution of Gears's iconic PvE mode,
Horde Siege.
It's a 12 player mode where all three squads fight alongside each other, without of the
locust invasion and defend Kelowna across a range of city-based maps.
We'll have more to share soon, and we hope you join us. Let's go open beta weekends later this summer. We good
Sergeant Phoenix. Yes, we're back to it
Yeah
for the longs we're still breathing.
We're the ones.
We keep fighting.
20 years of Gears is such a milestone.
It is such an honor and also a huge responsibility
to make sure we deliver on the story of Gears.
It always comes back to the squad.
It always comes back to this theme
of getting through the absolute shittiest of times
with somebody else who constantly has her back.
And that's Marc's and Dom's story.
The story of the original trilogy,
the story of Ide,
and the story I think we can all relate to.
Thanks for pushing through.
Couldn't have done it alone.
You got it.
Having the opportunity to have Ide come out in the same year
as the 20th anniversary of Gears,
the quarter-century anniversary of Xbox,
it's almost like a homecoming.
it's like returning back to our roots and saying fuck yeah we're back and we have so many
chad i think we're approaching the fallen consuls and one that we want to make sure that we do
right chad this is a this is a dark day but it's also true but also and almost inspiring
Ty.
Ty.
What a nightmare.
The fault console?
Untouched.
It's good.
In the 80 years of war.
Destroyed in two months.
Because it...
For us, the heart of Gears has always been about the bombs here.
Computer improvements that slow down.
Inside this new game, we rally around a simple phrase.
Quality of game development.
Never fight alone.
Less about the hardware.
guides how we build our stories so your music art souls and our world everybody it's how we work
as a team performing gpcs our fans that's where everything comes back to that important idea of
sharing life's experiences the highs and lows together and eday is the best expression of never
fight alone that we've ever made whether you'll be picking up a lancer for the first time ever
or you're as battle-hardened as marcus phoenix there's always a place for you to get it loud the
The cloud is a piece of shit, we don't give a crap about it.
Come on October 6th.
Cloud is not the future and never will be.
Cloud has it.
No, really, the thing is very interesting.
Maybe this is underrated.
Cloud has humanity limitations.
It has world limitations.
It's limited by the fabrics of life, not by technology.
by life itself. Cloud cannot function. Well, what we want. Just because it cannot be fast enough.
It's in the living
Have you been paying attention to your senses chat?
Yeah, but it might be speed of life line exactly
What are you saying is true?
Today is six seven
On six seven no government will be a looking from this slumber
So it's time to realize that the seat of lightning is dog shit.
And it's the best we've got.
stream snipers can carry this stream.
Welcome to the surface.
Chat.
What I would say, hold on.
The way Cloud could work is by having it so widespread
that you could have Cloud in your neighborhoods.
Think about it. Access points, yeah. Who the fuck asked? I mean, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean? Fuck you. You know what? Fuck you.
who like move away from the game, gets you a lawsuit, yeah, like, and I cared a lot about,
and this is going to maybe sound stupid, and that's because it is stupid, is that I cared
a lot about being really good at the game.
Yeah, buddy, buddy, buddy.
I want it to be very, I want it to be the best, you know, that the-
I can do not do it, but this is cloud, this is your computer, okay, so this is you, okay,
you and then and then it basically your the game is being played the game the game itself is here
right so the game is here okay and then you're seeing the images that this is sending you
and you're sending the inputs back to the server back to back to shut up and sending you back to
the shit back to you. Yeah. Jack long story short. That's
pretty much what it is, right? This is been computed very far
away. And it's limited by what? Let us speak of light, light
because of the fucking a fiber light, light speed, realm,
realm, realm. In order to the religion, it's slow. It's slow.
The reality is that the transaction is slow.
This exchange is what's at like, like maybe 50 to 100.
Like, Jack, the best cloud we have, how fast is it for games? Like, 50 to 100 this?
10?
Oh, oh. Okay, Cap.
Cap. Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap.
I said shut up.
Oh, fuck that! Yo!
Gimme grub, gimme grub.
If I play, uh, a game on cloud,
how much MS should I expect?
100 saving my sub then I still don't know what you're saying bro 30 to 60
Okay, so that was all not 30 to 60
chat
chat
Let me do the thing people that actually like playing games will complain about
Literally five or even two ms on the fucking monitor if you can feel two ms
to 5ms on your on your screen react on your screen you can feel 6 30 a fucking 60
how good is this good how much better is this gonna be in the future for cloud
it's it will not get up better like the it's it's limited by the by the by the
by the limit it's limited by the world by life by light like by the speed of
It's like...
I mean, who cares?
People care.
Yeah, most gamers, most of them that play games are still gamers.
Yes, there's like tourists or whatever, which is fine, I mean, these are welcome too.
The new gen guys, those guys might not see the difference, but without this, you can't
grow this.
So if you make the technology or the experience go backwards, for this, you'll never have
a big this.
Again, it will go backwards.
It's like cloud will never be-
Have you realized there are people who have been playing 30 FPS console slop for a decade
now?
30 FPS in real time is a bazillion times better than 30 MS at fucking 300 frames.
Nobody can get 300 frames if you're playing at a delay.
can I get to the jungle it has been like six or seven years I have been
watching since the H1 Zed one days oh wait that's ninja all right okay I'm
changing topic the check it's I'm gonna better get triggered I'm gonna get
triggered the chat is it I think that's ain't some bullshit and I'm batting
triggered I don't hate you I just think it's really weird I do and I don't like
it so yeah it's really about it like for example like if you like a character
that looks like a young character and like you just think that oh yeah this
character is really cool or I like this anime like I'm wrong okay okay okay then
have this if I'm wrong then I'm wrong then you know what I do stream your own
gameplay to yourself on on I wrote tool kit and play you get to do a play through
through the mirror of the fucking toolkit now watch your own stream as you
play the game and giving your feedback loop out of fucking 120, 200 in the SLA.
I mean, it's gonna be 30, 30, I mean, 200, you're not gonna show the difference.
It's gonna be a lot of fuck you.
Free REN vibe? Yeah, exactly, right.
But you know they were designed with PDFs in mind?
No, I don't think they were designed with PDFs in mind at all.
I don't think that there's anything that signals that in any capacity whatsoever.
And anybody that thinks that is porn-rotted,
their brain is porn-rotted and they need to probably talk to a therapist.
If you hear that something in which Atelier is made to appeal to a multi-stage aero
with a capacity test that progressively gets to go to a wide difficulty as it continues
to do something to yourself. It's just not true. I mean again, I think that there's
nuance to this, right? It's not always true and it's never true. It's my general opinion.
True. Okay, true. I'm gonna take a chat. 60ms of lag is not the end of the world.
60ms of input lag is absolutely fucking unplayable.
Goi'em are pissing me off. And I think the Goi'em need to shut the fuck up. Goi'em be Goi'em. Listen.
Goi'em be Goi'em. Myth of the noble Goi. Hey, Goi, why don't you shut the fuck up?
Oh, it's exactly the way that I felt about it too.
Jeez.
Really, brother?
What the fuck?
Onto the diva, since now you're going to be pushing in for a second,
there's a little bit more verticality that you have to...
Yo, what the fuck is Overwatch?
What the fuck?
What? What is that?
Oh my god. Is he disabled?
No, nobody knows what the fuck is going on here.
Strike and
Yeah, what's back?
That was your main concern for team Chile, right?
Catnap the Malga so that USA could not let the fight go long and play to the closer
Respawns to get their players back in if trades went down and they're coming up with two comes up
Trumps for team USA to be able to hold on pork has the cage
Anyway, two minutes on the clock Chile being oh, no
That practice knock it out because you don't have the self-destruction
I think he was at my ammo browser. I forgot to fix my shit.
Let's see what I call it early though.
Yeah, I fixed it.
That's why I was lagging.
It wasn't normally, or not. Neither can I. I think it's gonna be a super super age-
Check! I think he's- I think he's- he's been stuck on Rodan.
Rodan is- oh, not Rodan, fucking uh, um...
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
What the fuck is this again? It's the star it's star
Oh
It starts scourge Rolana it raises my focus is that fine
The talismans made you worse no they didn't I just was rusty
I got it, I got it.
130 deaths on the radar.
Kyle, wait a minute, Brett.
Jack, Jack, every Dixxerity playthrough of this game,
if you have 50 deaths on any boss,
your console should break or your playthrough should reset them.
Fair enough, fair enough.
True, he's right, true, he's right.
I
Know my motor gun again
I reached out browser in my motor gun
I believe one second on city's worthy of being an Elden Lord
It's not bad if they're on the inside.
Nope, nope, yeah, nope.
Yeah, that's fucking straight-up.
Yeah, that's straight-up.
Chat.
Let's give it a bucket.
This boss, this boss, this boss.
If you hold the inside left, you can never get hit.
True or false?
if you if you're all inside of him to his left like
to to he's right
I'm watching one more time
No, I don't mean on that specific run
Can they better break his game and make him play against the real Radon last boss and not the whatever fucking bullshit
Live target they got to be going on these days. That's not what I played it. That's not that's not I played it. That's not what I played it
I played the real Chad
I
See going backwards Jack Jack
Inside more on the island body so much better
Yeah, yeah, inside a little better.
Yeah, I want to be a LARP God, but I'm pretty sure if you just, yeah, I'm pretty sure that
combo does absolutely nothing if you're on the inside.
It's real false.
I can see the emote side, I want to know what the tell you.
entire time it'll probably be like a cube for a mission and then it'll change to
something else. I need something there. System shock.
24, 23, 22, 21.
XQC, why do you still follow that snake that's standing right here?
Do you spend all night hate watching him out the window?
Yeah, I hear him watch the light.
Okay.
okay oh yeah and it also
nice man Mr. Gump
yo
he's kicked everything in this game a lot
Oh no no no no.
You see there's more but I can't find him, I did not get him.
At the time the pre-early patch New Zealand patch game had a problem.
You had to summon the guys because the boss would bug out.
He's right.
He's right.
Okay, look how Chad I wasn't.
The most absolute shit weapon in the game.
Because we had no idea because all we had at the beginning of the game was we didn't
know anything about the game.
Oh shit, there you go.
I got you a little soup too, just in case.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, welcome.
You haven't noticed?
What?
My Alderman trophy over there?
Yeah.
Okay, which one?
See that way down, buddy.
The one with the hands up.
Hands up, yeah.
Pop it in.
It says PvE God World Champion.
Amazing.
Twitch rivals number one best player of all time.
It says PvE God World Champion best player of all time, number one.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Why does it say that?
Nod Larper, Elven Ring, Validated, Elven Lord, Radon, pre-nerf beater, Older of the Throne.
Oh my god, there's still...
Shall I play this on him? 12 minutes.
What, did he die?
Yeah, that was janky.
Yeah, he used the lag really bad.
Is he not gonna eat the flask?
Okay, okay, that was absolute dog shit
I don't think I would have killed him, but then again, I don't think I was close enough
I think by the time it would have got to his head, I would have died.
Yeah, I agree with every bad time to get to his head.
I've used the rough against Rodan, man.
If you Google items on your first playthrough, you should be disallowed of having a PC.
You should be on a PC bang list.
He's right.
He's right.
I didn't use Vigil when I was in my 30s. I was Vigil!
That's good. Yeah, he's gonna get it. Yeah, for sure. Look look at those inside
Yeah, you really gotta get on that and on that left
That's good
It's not that it's all the way left
That was right there all these hits are called
Oh classic what a classic
next to you see if you are truly the elder lord you will do pot friends do it now
pot friend
I
Don't
I'm mad one inside
Close can't be abandoned and other than yet it there for sure
Well then, what about ya?
No! Wait, I like this! I like this!
Jack!
Okay, that's a big no-no.
Jack, Jack, Jack, when you give the boss distance, they do all this fucking bullshit move set that you don't want to see trust.
Wait, it's a feminist?
Flannel XQC equals going out XQC.
It was a misdirected.
I think the whole damn thing was space, Jack!
You know a horse can muck somebody. Why does a horse muck my what?
Maybe an aspect of this outhouse that I find fascinating.
I can't do this anymore. There are no ghosts in these old houses ever. Why are you still watching?
Yeah, there will be a lot of cringe jokes, right? It is what it is.
So usually I want to add the show and then put it, so, will it?
I can see the emote. When is it going to be back there?
Wow. It sure was a long day of doing architecture for me. Sean Day 9 clock. But now I've got
the entire evening to do my favorite thing, which is play video games.
Did someone say video games?
Well, hello, PC neighbor.
Well, hello, Sean.
What game do you want to play first?
I've got them all.
We have Commando Death Dragon Extreme 6.
We have executive accounting online.
Or my personal favorite, best friend simulator.
Oh, Amika.
Hello? Yes, this is Sean. What? When? Today? That can't be right, but... well, alright. Thanks. Bye.
What was that, Sean? It seemed serious.
Well, we can't play video games by at all, because we've got to host the PC Gaming Show!
for this year's PCGS we've harnessed nostalgia to reconstruct our own
little pocket dimension of the 1990s a time when life was punctuated by slap
base
didn't involve as many streamers saying painful and confusing things I don't
understand this should die because even us that was just a thing that you
You have to buy new ones all the time.
Well, what fun.
And in it.
The basking in the warming laughter.
This game is exclusive.
Definitely on this one.
Why not play on one thing?
Plenty.
That's now.
We've got a full two-house.
That's what you would want, right?
That's two of trailers over a dozen world premieres
and developer deep dives for upcoming games.
That would have actually been pretty impossible.
I thought about it.
I was into money.
I get it.
Our brains were too busy managing our ridiculously
huge engines.
Plus, we're going to build an awesome gaming PC.
and one of you gets to take it home.
Let's get started.
The piece came away with three huge world premiere trailers.
What, what happened there?
What happened here?
Oh shit, huge!
With every step, we boldly explore the unknown.
And piece by piece, we build and understand it.
Patrick's love is the strangest mystery in the universe.
Captain! Our secure array is getting a few ratings from the first cast of this new event.
Next spring, the detail of the game may be that you can get an absolute driver down with your bank robbery.
Oh no way, I forgot. She heard everyone knows that I will ram for the heroes.
Welcome to 95, the start of a new revolution, the information superhighway.
A world ruled by the transistors, where power is metered and hurts and bites the walls.
A place for us freaks and geeks can be free.
No relations.
No race.
Just ideas and knowledge.
They call me a criminal, a hacker.
While corporations spy on us and governments control us,
they murder and kill and tell us it's for our own good.
I'm not a criminal.
I'm a freedom fighter with a motto.
They can try to scare me, but they'll never stop me.
That's not cool.
Why I can't play I have a schedule today.
Hey, what's with that?
Shit! I played that!
I played that!
Okay, so, wait, did they add the lag?
I love to see a strategy classic reborn for the modern age.
Well, that was a great show, so I better get to sleep, you know?
Mika, the show just started.
Yeah, but you know how every morning I, like,
cook an entire full breakfast, and all of our friends
come over to eat it and hang out before we go to work?
High 35 months have you been here in a while?
Can I get a welcome to the gym?
Get all of that done and all the cooking and the cleaning.
It's kind of a full-time job, yeah.
Yeah, that is super unrealistic.
Why don't we just do what normal people do and get up five
minutes before we have to, and then dart out the door
without showering and shove a cold bagel into our mouths while sitting in traffic.
Perfect, honestly. Well, since we're staying up late, how about we watch another world premiere?
Oh, okay, yeah, well premiere, yeah, give me that.
Just give you a big game.
They'll cover my labeling. I am so proud of you. You could have turned back, but you didn't.
I know that taking this stuff is not for the sprinter, it is taken by Zoos who seek something more.
I
Why does it always make it the mega mega booby like a big gooner girls ugly
Like yellow is in a shit. They're even in the anime sometimes
Yeah, yeah, listen, yeah nice
Okay, but the big cow or mommy
That was an ugly face
Like come on
Oh, you're a big one!
Nobody gets to be harder than me.
The game is about to start. Let's fight!
This is our best one yet!
Ha ha ha! This can't die, baby!
That's my call!
Oh yeah! That was awesome!
Oh, I've missed Sirius Sam.
I've got, in fact, when I was drawing it,
it seemed to be hard to play that.
Six shapes to be precise.
All right, at least enjoy it.
What are you working on there, Mika?
Is it a grocery list?
No, Sean.
I'm catching up on my handwritten correspondence,
which researchers tell us was a treasured pastime of the 1990s,
just like mammoth hunting, dying of the plague,
and all the other things we love to do before you know.
I don't even need to tell you what about it.
Joy and life lives in our small house.
I'm going to do something else.
It would be charming if I knew.
Absolutely, we can do good in this.
Good releases and good updates.
Did we get a new phone?
I don't think it's possible.
Society hasn't been ravaged yet by same-day delivery.
Hello? Am I about to die?
Oh, I'm just messing with you, Sean. It's me, Frankie.
Oh, hi, fellow PC gaming show host Frankie Ward.
But wait, aren't you busy filming the hottest late-night talk show of the 1990s?
Oh, Sean, you should know that no veils can obscure my piercing days.
Also, we just wrapped for the day.
Now, listen, I hate to interrupt the inacritisms,
but you're about to be rolling on an exclusive new look
at Control Resonant straight from Remedy HQ.
We are?
Just say the thing, Sean.
All right.
Here's an exclusive new look at Control Resonant
straight from Remedy HQ.
I had a high hopes with the trailer but that looks kind of...
Not as good as I know.
Um...
Maybe you should have not shown that.
Alright.
Thank you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where's this Kelly Doe scope and looking?
Control resonant is the third person action RPG where you combine the use of panornautical
powers and melee combat to fight against otherworldly threats. You play as Dillon Clayton and all of this is taking place in Manhattan, New York.
In the first game, the whole game took place inside a place of power called the oldest house in this brutalistic
architecture environment. With the sequel, that whole thing is kind of broken open. The AT&T building, you know?
The containment failed from the first game and now all of these pernicious forces that were inside the oldest house
have leaked upon the streets of Manhattan.
There's a new threat affecting Manhattan in our game, it's called the patterning.
Manhattan?
It's basically taking what is already there and restructuring and re-organizing it with this strange otherworldly algorithm
and the resonance themselves are often found in this epicenter or this focal point of
and it becomes more or sweet in the creature design the bosses are almost married into the
surroundings and into the scene so they get turned into the world and it is not just a gimmick
The patterning is at the very core of the whole experience, so it touches all of our teams.
The game is very responsive, the navigating, traversing the world is fun and fast and easy to do.
For instance, we have the shift ability that allows you to access these different gravity anomalies.
We have the 90 degree gravity shifts, we have 180 degree gravity shifts.
Jack, I don't know what to say. It looks a little bit like a...
A thing that looks like a walkable surface, like a ground floor, road...
That looks a little too archaic.
I think we could be able to walk on this.
It's a gravity anomaly.
We do have some spaces in the game where every wall you see is actually a gravity anomaly.
You get into this really mind-bending sequence where,
yes, you kind of lose yourself a bit as well,
but you kind of reacted to the immediacy of the situation and so on.
I didn't see the realists nice. I think the backgrounds are nice.
Moving through the world, incomprehensible in one way, but once you kind of get it, you just get it.
And it is like, oh, Jesus.
Maybe this doesn't look good when I was streaming.
It's a lot more about designing like what's the what kind of enemies how many of them I'm thinking of like some
Interesting environmental things you can do like it. Okay, this is like these things that create variety into the compass
We do have more in the time. We did have in the in control. So that definitely helps. I
Feel like a more methodical
Combat with that
We have always wanted closer camera
I think it looks all about Jakey connected and married into the normal mundane everyday world
So even if you are able to perform like superhuman feats and telekinesis for example
It still should feel that it's strenuous. It doesn't like this. Yeah
I don't know. Dylan is fighting dirty and he is able to perform these powerful
telekinetic pushes and ground slams but he does have a tall and it does hurt him in the process a
little bit. We always try to retain with our visualizations and audio even if the thing that
you perform as a player is inherently somehow superhuman or otherworldly.
Love you all that skews now.
It looks like we're on a button smasher.
Well, that's awesome.
You're saying you? Yeah, I mean, I guess.
Is that long range camera is... I probably don't like it very much.
I think you kind of lose that kind of inversion like
Okay, this is like the game where you're still in a chair and yet the gamble
Not that one. The other one.
There's a monster in your body and you have to yes it.
Not 12 or 15, it's another one.
Okay, you're still going to chair.
Incription.
Yeah, there's a lot more like inscription.
Wait, is that not what the- Jack, you're still going to chair, and you have to end up with
a big paddle.
And the thing gets closer to you, it gets closer and closer.
They've left you for dead, they've buried the truth, tied for revenge, punch your targets,
I don't even know what he knows, I've heard it on Twitter.
Is this Q-World?
If you know what you're going to add up to that, I will give you a couple of...
Every run is different, revenge never dies, a cooperative road-like assassination game,
The one with the lights, yeah, the one with the lights.
Wishlist on Steam now.
Oh, Flatheader?
Boxheader?
Hey, Mika.
Aren't you going to be interested in teaming up with me on my bloody mission for revenge?
Yeah, Flatheader.
Good job.
Hold on.
Here's your cookie.
The game we just saw oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, that that too and hey
Speaking of the game was part of the game was all fine. It goes better with violence then science. Let's check this out
You know who put me I can't there's gonna be a
I have some bangers!
Wait, is that any of the other kids?
What is that?
So, you're the new owner of the Grand Hotel, huh?
I'm not staying.
I'm just here to sell the place.
Well, I hope you do better than the last guy.
He disappeared, you know?
My father?
Yeah, I know.
I've been looking into his disappearance.
You come across anything as you restore the old hotel, a clue, a lead, or even just something
weird.
I was sad when I was sad.
I always wanted an American partner like in the movies. Yeah, this is gonna be so cool. Come on
Yo, can you get gospel to do literally anything but pulling something?
You better expect a long, long...
Hey, did you guys see anything weird?
Uh, weird is this town's entire deal.
I mean, it's been featured twice in Britain's most haunted town.
And Britain's most crappiest.
Oh, this s*** has really began to make me creep in here.
Listen, I've been through worse than this.
I'm sure all men, seriously.
It doesn't look that hard.
One of these days I was sure to end something.
Show them something, one of these days is a burnin' old rock
They have this place, oh I know it's coming, it's the old side of the world
One of these days, oh show them something, one of these days I won't need to go
Remember this place, oh one for nothing, gonna kill the star
Hey, hope you're all having a great time at the PC Gaming Show.
As captain of the ESS Starseeker, trust me when I say, this crew is ready for anything.
Here's what's waiting for you in the game drops June 11th.
Let's finish list it now, and prepare for launch.
Another hit.
I think they've tried every possible name of combo for space games, and they're running
out to them.
We'll be checking back in for a sit-rep on that Starseeker mission later in the show.
Everything okay, big guy?
Wait, isn't it?
Yeah, it's just, this is usually when our folksy, ethereal neighbor appears to dispense
some timely nugget of salt of the earth wisdom, but I haven't even seen him today.
Well, last time he was here, he said he was building a structure to survive the time millennium,
and we're gonna be devoured by electronic demons of our digital access or something like that,
you know? Is that a good thing? Well, it seemed to work out okay.
Great! Yeah. Because we're nothing if not digitally excessive. Let's see some more previews.
And
A venture in is not for everyone I risked my life every day, you know, it's not that easy
I saw I said I call dibs on that goblin with a tiny seal. Yeah, sure, but don't interrupt
so I spent years developing tactics like now it's all about offense against
these greasy goblins you see I can do this in my sleep it's really all about
know me reinforcements boss some cultists in a big-ass goblin getting
creative huh bonzo you benched Gary get out there let's see how they like that
Ummm...
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
I'll take this.
Hey, boss, they're chanting?
Big one's going to search.
Oh, get a move!
Open his up, I turn!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
My arm!
Oh, my arm!
Oh, my arm!
Oh, my arm!
Oh, my arm!
That's not good.
We need a meat shield?
Oh, I get to pick?
Oh, then Jenny!
Fuck you, Clive.
Maybe you're the meat shield.
Hey, shut up!
I'm talking about the prisoner.
Okay, buddy.
Do you take one for the shield?
Magic! Use the terrain!
Don't dodge, don't dodge, don't dodge!
That isn't like level 0 or a Bombing Gator.
Can't there you have. Just another flawless victory for me.
The can!
Bombing Gator!
That's what we're going to do.
It's like it's from the depths of our
Oh, man.
Ball Expector.
Very similar.
I'm not really against it.
Maybe a little bit.
Yeah, I want to get this game a soda.
All the games from Spain show can be found over on the PC Gaming Show screen page.
Head on over to PCGamer.com slash wishlist at the end.
I love Ball Expector. I play the game for some reason.
Okay, so the streamer...
I
Just wanting this
Okay, you know what I think in the game they didn't get me the credit isn't mega looter I
Make a mega looter
But still early on those kind of genres or whatever, and they did really good.
I enjoyed Mega Loot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mega Loot.
Not Mega Moltre.
Mega Loot.
Not Mega Moltre.
Not Mega Moltre.
Not Mega Moltre.
I like Mega Moltre, but Mega Loot was really fucking good.
I don't think I want to but make it look as real as it was really fucking.
Oh, that's crazy.
It's really like a twitch, man.
I think all the other twitch stuff and shetties they hang out, they all lost their wrench.
Wow, will technology ever get better than Kosektake?
Last time sending.
And you can fit seven songs on a single tape.
And you can get as many free songs as you want by recording them on a video.
And you're only going to get like 10, 20 seconds on a video.
Oh, you got it now.
I know you got it back there.
I know you got it back there.
Honestly, that's not bad.
Wait.
This cassette tape, it's not music at all.
The label says...
Monsters.
Wait a minute.
Monsters on cassette tapes?
That sounds like an extremely skillful segue into our next world premiere.
Our world premiere?
Dude.
Oh, do you have a cassette player too?
I haven't used one of these before.
Oh come on now.
Being lost on another world.
Turning to scary monsters with cassette tape.
All of it.
Come on, why have you tried to be in this?
It turns to Earth.
Are we rock on Earth?
that if these indie devs can cut shit like this, why can Melo dance from a good game?
I think this was good, I mean, I don't think this was bad at all, I mean, this could be good.
I think this is the best part of being one of those indie games that kinda goes heavy.
I'm not playing, but same.
What?
There was a thing that we played way back there.
That was kind of like this, and you have to clear some levels of like...
What a marathon.
It's not super hot now.
I was wondering, maybe, I don't know, I don't remember, I want to break your brain man,
Okay, yo, yo, there's not that, not there, you know, turn-based, card, pixel, road lights,
all of those, wasn't it?
We like those, but it's too fucking many.
There is something else to be cooked somewhere.
Please guys, please, I beg you.
Yeah, I'm gonna have a bunch of fucking AI models cook like 20 fucking games of all these
downrights and spam the fucking shop so that it saturates it so bad that they have to swap
the fucking money and do something else like...
I
Yes, it really is called two fights two tight spaces and if you can believe it
There's one more. Oh, you're having naturally in
Returnal
Shadow drop don't we two fights two tight spaces is out right now
And that's not the only surprise this old-timey scroll came in the mail and it's addressed to
Mallord it says
The granary is full-sider?
Oh, I know what that means.
I don't.
Another world premiere, our next title,
is from a series that's been around for more than 25 years.
Here are two of our very favorite PC neighbors
to tell you all about it.
Hello, everyone. I'm Ben Starr.
And I'm Samantha Bayard.
And we're incredibly excited to give you a first look
at our new game, Stronghold 4,
the brand-new Castle Sim and RTS
and RTS from Firefly Studios.
That's right, another chapter in Stronghold
where you can once again launch cows from Trebuchets.
Sounds absolutely delightful.
Let's have a look at the new exclusive reveal trailer.
Welcome to Stronghold 4, my liege.
This town has seen better days,
but I'm sure you're up to the task
of bringing the place back into the skin.
And might I suggest next place in some farms to feed our population?
That was an edge of poverty.
This inferno is punishment for our sins excuse me my mistake in ours are games is marching on the castle in my lease
Another village taken then make no mistake
Okay, this is the chief I mean in this way I
I have a favor to ask of you. Let's get to work.
How about no? But not for me. Not for me.
Chad, you know I know something. I didn't play that much, but Frostpunk? I really liked it.
I thought it was really exciting and there was a fresh take on the... I've never seen it.
And it actually made it's a game that isn't really immersive and somehow I was immersed
and my heart was racing without when we were doing the the cold events.
So I'll tell him there's everyone.
Pixel roguelite in space? Hold on now, run quicker!
Pixel roguelite in space?
My brother has betrayed us all.
his legendary Knights of the Round Table have all fallen prey to corruption.
I have simply disappeared.
Avalon, once a glorious kingdom, was the only one calling to despair, and corruption ravages
the land.
Thus, I have created the legend of the twilight knights.
For salvation will not come from a single knight, but from many.
So, what is every top-down game, or art, yes, that has crazy cinematic trailer,
and then they show some mobile ass gameplay.
It's so exhausting, like I can't.
That makes me wanna go upstairs
and get my life-size handcrafted
dual-tempered carbon steel replica of Excalibur.
Excalibur?
Nope, remember what happened last time?
We do not need you swinging that giant sword
around the living room.
We just baited them, thanks, Richard.
Well, don't worry, everyone.
I promise I won't do it.
You're like, I'm gonna go to the legend to ask you.
See, I said I wouldn't, I don't know why you would think otherwise based on-
Well, you guys think I love the real thing, I think it's a great game, huh?
Our new neighbor's rooster sure makes a racket,
but I've been thinking it must be worth it for some of those farm-fresh eggs-
A few months ago, I mean, I could play out streaming.
Second, that was an elephant.
Wait a minute.
That's an elephant.
Do elephants lay eggs?
What?
Can you imagine the omelettes you could make would be massive?
It's a vibe, it's a vibe game.
The real reason I'm here is because we're here to see the world's first gameplay reveal for Planet Zoo 2.
Chat, these Planet Zoo games, I'm gonna keep them straight back there.
They could have done so much better and they kind of re-stalled out there just overall.
Like, it was gritting out and it really stalled out.
I'm Eric, the chairman of the family.
I'm Alice, the zoo operations manager at Fem.
We're here to help you on your journey in building and managing zoos as well as restoring wildlife reserves across the globe
You'll be creating habitats for all kinds of species
And you'll be sure to think about
Not to mention managing your style
How you interact with the game in mind, but some of these elements in this game
you
you
you
you
you
you
Archon is a top down isometric game where you play as an echo and you find these very
powerful items and then you play as a team of three to ascend in this very dark fantasy
hauntingly beautiful town.
Monsters, find the items, put together your build, and fight showdowns at the end of each floor.
Only you ascend the tower until there's only two teams left, and only one team can win.
Your whole goal is to start with nothing. You want to go get items to form your build on the fly.
Items are distributed throughout the tower. You can find them in chests, kill monsters, and the best place is to take them off the planet.
I think that a game is mobile game doesn't mean anymore because mobile and handhelds are actually good
We need a new tier games. We need a down tier from them
Switch games
This place shows us who we could have been, or what we should have been.
Arcaron takes place in the afterworld.
I look sad and mad.
I know I'm not.
I swear.
The only way to arrive in this place is if you've died with some kind of unfinished business.
So everyone here has something unresolved that's kind of pushing them forward.
Our characters are all called Echoes when they first arrive.
I'm not mad.
Well, they're just things called Anchors, and that's where their memories live.
They're almost pebbles in the filter.
They're stuck there, they can't escape.
The anchor represents a memory or an emotion of unfinished business that they have from
the living world.
Months and years have gone by, they cannot let go of the thing that's happened to them
in the living world.
Everybody starts out with one memory and it's just one piece and it could be a sense memory,
it could be your mother's voice, it could be just a thought.
And from that memory, the echo goes into this tower and tries to figure out who they are,
why they're here.
And we always say that the answer is always at the top.
So that's why they climbed the tower.
The answer is up to get out.
Players have affected a lot of changes over the years now
for us, but the biggest thing we got on our next test feedback
was the player gap between training and ascension.
They were really awesome at helping us come up
with the idea of spires.
Spires is kind of a arena-based 3v3
where you can climb up a spire.
I'm not going to be ruining you.
Loser's Vector.
Why do games where back of the war means the least
have the most time to explain its
while the gameplay plays with action on these shows?
Oh, they're paying for this? Okay.
And hopefully have a blast.
Wait, I mean, again, those little players.
These are top downs, though.
Unless you're a P.O.E. and shit, like, I don't know.
play style you get the the benefit of two set bonuses the shadow films you get
the benefit of these we don't even know we don't even know what that is
fall in combat there's so many ways he's giving us the set bonuses and and and
the spell combo they're going to clash you don't know what that is and there's
this totally clutch moment that happens sometimes where you've died the
beacons are there somebody runs your beacon and all the way up to the next
floor and then you're revived again and you get to start all over pick your
stuff back up, dust yourself off and get back on the fight.
If you join now and start playtesting with us, we're still shaping the game.
I think it's such a great opportunity for the Chinese.
I don't even look at it, but I don't look good.
I don't know.
I don't like shit on better than a mockdown. It's not right.
Okay, then...
Then, okay, now double down and I'll keep doing it.
on dot com to sign up to the playtest now this next trailer is sure to send a
chill down your spine
Where's the chill, where's the chill?
Who's got the chill?
Somebody got it!
You'll never defeat my army, nor conquer my castle.
Wait, hold on!
What are those angels doing, actually?
Like a bloons?
For all eternity.
Like a bloons?
For my master.
For her.
Yeah, we need the next bloons.
I know somebody can cook a game that'll be like bloons, and get the next bloons, but
And go hard
Wardogs is a tactical all-out warfare FPS
Where 100 players split across three teams
Blowns, Blowns 36, Google it
To earn themselves cash
What makes wardogs unique is its underlying assistant economy
Every life you spend in game cash building your own custom loadout purchasing whatever
Everything's far above literally half the guns in all game
Reviving and healing teammates
Sighting or partying friends to the control zone or building bases even resupplying and selling items to other players
Anything that helps your team. I know it's cool
I'm just saying, I noticed that.
For the beer person, I get it.
Malorie is 4x2.
No?
Jack, $1.02, but instead of removing cheaters, they're never gonna do that.
Everybody's a cheater.
See? See what I'm looking at?
I can only guess!
Let's go all out warfare.
This is war dogs.
Go on.
pixel card rogue lighter
there it comes
that actually looks good i'm okay
that that is soda slopper to the bread man
that cat because it was designed to buy soda for soda
the soda splire
Why just to feed your enemies when you can cook and soda is
Put the phone into fungi and the guy into fungi to you know now that I think it's true
And trust me on this you'll want to get your volume cranked up and your air guitar fingers warmed up for our next world premiere
Let's go
I
Can't think of my day you would get this game on a new ground for three or me to live it. Oh my god
no
pixelized cards
just stop
Yo, this is good.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, hell the attack to clear this welcome. I said it
Space station areas
Really that three was bad too close
Same bunk same time the station resets
But I don't
We're careful now you can still avoid early rush
It's fun.
Bye.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Magpie there's already another game the front that was bad magpie. I know earlier. Oh my wrong
Yeah, it was the bird game.
at a later date.
And then they're building a piece of the door
to get away.
There it goes.
You're so full of sage wisdom and useful advice,
can you help us solve our dispute and time for the uncredits?
I think I can help.
You know, sometimes your parents have
to tell little white lies to spare your feelings.
It doesn't mean they don't love you.
Take it from me, high school can be a tough time for teenagers,
especially in the age of social media.
I was 65 year old Chinese.
I think the script got a bit off the wall.
I'm 15 some hours.
I've used it.
I see it.
Remember sometimes the reason a bully acts that way is because he's a real dick. Just a straight up piece of
Okay, well none of this is helping. Do you have any advice?
Yeah, you have a lot of the game.
Actually, I do have some great advice on building a custom PC and as a bonus you can win the awesome gaming rig
I'm going to build for you today.
I-I-I said that! I said that!
Sure.
Thanks, Jacob.
Okay, so we've gone for a full retro rig for this year's PC Game Show build and yeah, this is a sleeper build
So effectively, I mean it looks kind of badness, but you know it looks old it looks beige
It looks like it's from your you know parents house in the 90s early 2000s
But then but inside it's actually a 1950 X3d
5080 brand new M5 motherboard 42 gigabytes of DDR
five six thousand maybe transfer second we haven't skimped on that this year
because of the prices so you're welcome there
Jack you're better off with a 58 and a 90 because the extra power that it's going to draw
Gen 5 you'll end up paying for fucking three more fucking GPUs
I'll take 316 binometer cooler so yeah sleeper build doesn't look it but this
thing is an absolute beast and don't forget to head over to pcgamer.com
Woman, how are you?
It's Lilliams.
It's to win this seriously cool piece of hardware.
Oh, and when you're done,
go to pcgamer.com forward slash wishlist
to add all your favorite games from today's show
to your very own wishlist.
Back to you in the studio.
Oh.
Is it right for us to spy on our PC neighbors?
It's one dollar a year.
Also, why do they live next to a talk show studio?
Well, when you live in
That's how they can happen.
All bets are off in any way.
I'm just making sure they can feed themselves without delivery outs.
I'm going to rock it though.
Why? If it isn't a classic 1990 sound of a deep space transmission alarm.
It must be time to check back in with that salty creative edition.
Let's see how those space fairs do.
If I use a 5080, is this over this?
Producers, roll an X-Trailer.
A quick science lab to test.
hours a day for a year. How much is the power from this GPU will cost me? Or that year
in America.
the more you realize something else is hiding up there too.
Every expedition starts long before the climb.
You build your team, develop your headquarters,
and choose which peak is worth the risk.
Your team is connected by a single rope.
You're never just moving in character.
You're managing a chain of consequences.
And sometimes, saving a team means leaving someone behind.
The mountain edge-
Yeah, that looks kinda cool.
...use gravity, terrain, and the environment itself to survive.
I like the creativity behind it.
And it's inhabitants who make sure none of it comes easy.
Between climbs your team recovers, but not everyone
heals the same.
$230 per year.
OK, now Calisthenics will make it back to you.
$50.90.
Take it in.
The warmth of the fire.
The smell of your hard-earned meal, the feeling of discovering a new land.
How much more is it for a year on a 50-90 compared to a 50-80?
So breathe deep, savor this moment of peace.
A hundred-thirty-nine years.
You'll make for the laylife, and by this time tomorrow, you'll have made your sacrifice
and harness the power of light and darkness.
soon there will be no limit to what you can achieve.
Is that what?
Well, at least you're still alive.
Now dust yourself off and get back out there.
But this time, maybe bring a friend.
If a usage doesn't point back there, I mean usage, yeah.
Well, the Jibir is not going to run at 100% the whole time, though.
This summer, venture outward.
So what's the average on a Jibir-based gamer?
It's still going to be pretty high.
How many great games can PC gamer fit into one show?
The answer is more, lots more.
He'll be maxed out, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, it would still be the same ratio anyway.
I was a kid, no parents, no home.
Wasn't that a slow man?
I thought he must have something valuable
so I snuck up on him and made a crab.
Excuse me, Ellen.
Okay, I'll then donate to the end here.
That's the only good thing.
Now this is worth the price of admission.
Did you hear something?
Got it.
Just keep looking the other way.
What have we here?
That's a secret anymore.
That's very cool.
Joining me to talk about what we just saw, the remaster of the dark part, the studio
head of nightdive, Steve, it's awesome to be here.
Now, I will shamelessly say that thief was one of my absolute favorite childhood games.
I adore it.
And for those who did not get back in 1998, what is thief?
is an amazing immersive sim first-person perspective where you take the role of a master thief named Garrett and
your
Infiltration explanations
cathedrals all kinds of
Wonderful medieval-esque environments, and you're getting wrapped up into this mythology and this conspiracy
That crosses ages and time frames for a while covering secrets
Garrett is
Not a great fighter. He's very nimble. He's quiet. He's small
He can infiltrate he can get into places that he's not supposed to be but he's not really a good
fighter, so why won't they develop her Jack and you can listen a game at the same time as GTA
It's not it's not yeah, let's say we used to
Run away and try again. They'll refund the endo happens family when it comes to doing a remaster
I know that it can take many different thing about it. It's the big yellows updating some of the art models
Some is rebuilding the engine from the ground up when it comes to
Thief the dark project remastered. What's familiar? But what's new? I want to kind of understand what players can expect
For any longtime fan of thief the game is it won't love a not a very familiar
You're going to be going back to a place that nice. Laurs will say that it sucks
because
It's gonna be
120 FPS
And probably most exciting of all we've got Steven Russell coming back
Me that immediately has their curiosity peaked
Where can people go to find out more information about what's next?
NightdiveStudios.com is a great place to start.
It's got links to all of our social media,
but I would advise that you come and join our Discord channel.
All the team members are in there.
We're very amenable.
We're communicative. We're friendly.
Come share your thoughts with us.
Let us know what you want to see in the game for you, Master.
And take a vote on what game you'd like us to do next.
Both for Thief, The Dark Project, Remaster, and for all the great games you're seeing on the PC gaming show,
don't forget that you can go to PCGamer.com slash wishlist to keep track of all the titles right there.
Steven, thanks so much for coming out. We appreciate it. Thanks for the opportunity.
And now, let's check out some more great games.
What about Gollum? When did they have a sequel to that game? I've been waiting.
I finished the first game and I thought it was a clip-hanger.
Look in the mirror.
I'm straightening that out, I was just kidding.
Sorry, that was louder.
Flash off the finish line, XO Rally Championship is available on Steam right now.
Chat. What is this, Lippin?
So the game is a piece of shit, eh?
And it's like, oh, content of the game is a piece of shit, eh?
And it's like, oh, content of the game is a piece of shit, eh?
shit and it's like oh contenders would give me the year and all these contenders
powerful and the final boss appears and it's a shit game it's ironic but it's funny
the funny is the idea of it
Forgive me.
Alright.
My name is James Savage.
I've escaped folklore.
And the truth behind it.
I'm a scholar.
I'm an empire.
Well, fifth and any owner is already lost because they have hardware that no game can
actually use because nothing is optimized to the point where they would need to think
that over and they owe over any other product.
My best friend buried me alive in one of the depths.
That's just the reality it is.
That's the reality.
that game
and
guys
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
that's some fucking bullshit pixelized butt of stuck-up.
It was a total age between what was this?
Fuck you.
Well then, let's look back to the future.
Here's some more previews.
Shaitan, if I had a game chat, my plot is that,
He's going to want to hack it.
Earth.
Inside Earth with programs.
And then to go around and plug it to the ground and destroy the networks.
No.
So it's a mix of like live action and the uh...
Eat it, eat it, eat it, and base it.
The dog is nice.
Okay, another specter, but Game Freak is the cook.
Insane Pokemon games.
And now they're announcing fucking sloppy toppy on PC Gaming Show Me.
Look at Mombra.
Come on, Mombra.
Good ass.
I saw the purpose grander than your lives ever could.
It is my fate to live it, and yours is to kneel before my might.
I
It's like DOE DOE that I survivors
There's no a soda it's a soda like it
Alright.
If you're enjoying the 90s aesthetic in today's show, this next episode will be exciting.
All right.
If you're enjoying the 90s aesthetic in today's show, this next game is for you.
Grab some cockle onions and dive into some furniture and a piece of green sabers that
are filled with new surprises.
People are starting to hatch the soil and to get all the resources from the ground.
Oh, I didn't even notice you'd come in.
Welcome to System 16. You've been hired.
Which means that in this training video, you'll learn everything about your new workplace.
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You think this will fill up the cloud?
I mean, really inside the program, the bugs can be found anywhere inside. So be very observant
when traversing virtual landscapes. But thanks to the world's first fully officialized
I was just saying, even a brainless man who was in the 6th generation...
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All you need is answer the call.
Yeah, but what about again? Tell me, you're in Windows and you have to escape.
You're in Windows, FPS, and you have to get out of it.
I'm scared of heights, look at the climb to the top, look at this mountain.
Whoa gamer. What you're gonna do is get to the checkpoint. We're already at it.
So keep it to follow me.
Jim, Jim, Jim. No. Hey, you're so cute. You go, you go first. You go first.
These boomer booster pills here are like the best I am. I'll take the Viagra please.
There's beans over here. I was thinking about those beans.
Drone activated.
No. No. No.
This is Jesse Slappa.
What?
You got your sense.
That piece of space is just like in fly.
This is going to be like well guys.
I won't put me here, no shot.
That's gonna be...
That is rigged. We're holding each other's obstacles. Let's see what it does that way.
No way.
I think they're pro-U.
Okay. Okay.
Thank you.
Slimeguest may not have colored my car.
That was a bank attempt.
They're gonna find me and then they're gonna do it again.
Okay, let's do that again.
I love you buddy, you gotta give me something to thank you.
Oh, feel me, feel me.
There is this game chat you remember with friends, it takes 45 minutes to fucking install
and get everybody in like in a party and it takes fucking 12 minutes to play and everybody's
Come on, bud, you traitors.
Coming up, you'd better make some extra room on your wishlist
because we've got a lot more new game trailers to show you.
Take a look.
The ritual and attempt to part the veil between planes.
We break the pact and we appeal to price.
So I think we're wanting a very big problem,
Yeah, all the games are homogenous.
Like, it feels like it's all the games in the same era
with the same topics.
This is it, warrior.
It's always great in Brace Scale, medieval, hat zombie,
hat invader-looking creature, like a destruction.
We're not true, I mean, yeah, I mean, true.
The alternative is an original gamer.
Make what I just told you I'm gonna do a game where hackers are hashing the soil.
They're stealing the minerals no from the ground not him
You have to go hijack and destroy local networks
We need to running on land tar village
Travel and break the network nature in this region has become unstable
That is soon
What I stop okay, I'll stop you love me this
It's a good day to die.
I love him.
David I were in the jungle.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I'm not a father.
Oh, these deaths are harder.
I'm not going to lie.
The mouthwashing was like indie dev and the game was actually pretty fantastic.
Impressive, Jack. I actually might play this.
Yeah, I didn't know this would go there.
Carcass Cloud is the next game from the Devs of Mouthwashing,
and we can't wait to see what new horrors they have in store.
Hey, Sean, are you gonna introduce us to your new friend there?
Well, Mika, I thought it'd be a nice time to brush up on my miniature painting.
Thank you. Thank you. I did deserve that.
No, you didn't, but Sean, we're back in the 90s.
You couldn't have picked a worse time.
What's the game?
The world hasn't accepted nerds as a, you know, a lucrative market yet.
You play with Trentons, you're in a submarine.
One space marine.
And you have to shoot at another submarine.
You get one shot.
I'm not waiting to tear you apart just like they tore apart your Pokemon cards.
Why?
I don't have a death wish.
Listen, since we took a one-way trip through the time hole,
I figure if I start brushing up on my miniature painting right now,
right now then I'll be winning Golden Demons left and right by the time we age back to the 2020s hold on
What am I?
Trip through the time whole shot. Are we stuck here? I'm sorry because you didn't know either
Palatable to you. Oh my god. You're gonna get one shot. Hey speaking of sick
We said we'll back in wolf back in to bangers and bangers in a secret citadel for an up-close look at total war war hammer
40k here's the latest news from the 41st millennium. Why haven't you done this to me?
There is no peace amongst the stars. There is only war.
Oh, what the fuck?
The war under 40,000 is really like a marriage of IPs made in heaven.
We create authentic books, and we have a really precious IP, current to the fur working with which I know lots of you.
It's an oar farm, it can work, I guess.
Is this good?
I mean that armchair general who is like a man
of the west, who is doing big planking maneuvers,
doing the smart moves like jumping over us,
like covering big spaces, especially the jump legs
or dropping bombardment of the enemy.
That's what's unique about it is the scale,
both the horizontal and the verticality of it.
Warhammer, a distraction shooter.
I'm a massive setting that's been around since the 80s,
but luckily we don't expect players
to know everything. We don't even want them to know everything. We have a very onboarding experience.
It's a very story driven set of campaigns and there was only one iconic location to start.
Yes, it is. And the servers reset every two months. And you can win an entire server
or region by finishing the final quest. Every wiper. Give you the world first.
the war himself, but it's that journey that's going to be the interesting one, that's
the war together.
The stakes are galactic, so we are going through between systems and systems, bear up the
end goal, at least for the war, and the Imperium is definitely on the run, and we're certainly
not where we're stopping, it's just the start.
We're looking at all the details of the different world types that are present in Warhammer
40,000 so it's got five worlds and I'm good mining worlds frontier worlds and
layer on top of that imagine it's kind of banked the hold on it biomes so you know
get icy mining worlds arid mining worlds ultimately what we've done is we
have created a it's like a tug of war there's two things we want to do with the
high-worlds is like a hoarding alliance the planets themselves and when you play
and you can distort their shit and remove their progress.
Huge cathedral, very much like we're in a cathedral here.
Cathedral-like cities stretching into the sky,
going through the clouds, and whole planet surface
covered in urban development.
And then we want to make sure that the battlefields match
the visuals on the planet.
So one of the challenges, of course, there,
is the staggering architecture and scale and verticality.
And then try and pull that into a really engaging gameplay
space. The sheer volume of potential lanes and routes.
Building zones, traversable lanes, horizons.
We have some maps where your focus will be on navigating
through these choke points and blasting apart areas
to get a fifth more room to maneuver or putting down
a building on someone that's trucking a long pass.
But then there's actually some pretty significant spaces
within them.
Well, I think them now you'll get a copy of a print.
Just came from the queue.
That one guy.
The chart.
Where's the cell we'll have to pay to the normal price of the other guys then let's put it ours
Plus subscription and DLC and also deluxe
Always been a game about scale right you're from the birds. I view above your empire down
Also, if you can't do a wider you play in your SP and it was into your arm
I've had to go and you're fine
Yes, of the payouts blood sufficient right imagine you're looking down at call your shit bridge at the hollow lift that's displayed
You're now deciding which planet do I wish to assault which regions should I I conquer to give myself the most strategic advantage?
advantage every decision you make as a player is not impacting just your current
term if you pirate it the wire and then it does something I can't say those
decisions they stick with you they follow it's not a linear path through
right and also narratively the decisions you make as an individual drive the
outcome of the story itself and how that plays out so even paying through with
the same faction multiple times will yield a different experience for you as a
player who want that strategic decision-making to to call that forces
Through the game, but they will certainly encounter narrative events or
Like I would say save all the explain sloppers for the end of the show it's too much
I'm on a civilized world. They're probably gonna get a boost to tank production if you're off
So you come across a world rich in scrap. That's probably gonna help you build
Guys, now I know what polygon and what gun they use to make the shade of armor of that paint quality and what engine and what hardware use this to use that toothbrush like the real-time strategies, you know, we've got you there as well.
We cannot wait to spend the next many, many years crafting the ultimate grimdark experience.
And you can help by joining our closed beta which gets launched later this year
We are on social media, so please follow us from our news and thank you again
Immediate death cook up the best game idea you actually want to play in 27
Tell me and I will cook. I am serious
Yes, some of my ideas are worth visitors.
The idea about digging below it was my idea.
Made on my ship.
I think these deal about fishing should have put a bunch of genres together and make the
experience really grandiose.
Usually, well, out of my fishing game, it's just the fishing.
I like, I officially am getting new, new votes and new, uh, uh, pretty rod.
That night and you died.
That's what I like.
That night, you became one of us.
Many were destroyed.
You were not staked through the heart, buried alive,
The band and the most sheepest hauler of the temple of eternal response.
Oh wow. That's an old battle.
Narrative driven.
So what is it with this fascination?
With vampire that will happen.
But it's not that interesting!
What about vampires that plug into your fucking head and suck all your neurons out and leave you brain dead?
They find that a hand. Oh, hey, that reminds me. It's like you're the world of vampire comes to the door next time
Please don't invite them in. Okay. Look, I was just trying to be polite like use my door dasher. Give me a break
But look it's now time for something
Oh, but they might have been circling along the other evil at long last in unit. Here's a little great. Yeah, and Valheim 1.0
Oh, oh, well
It'll be good
and
Do not tell me, don't tell me.
Now, now go pay your bills.
This month's white is a little white, but buddy.
It's okay, I'm gonna feed it all away.
You lose the lesson that costs you only money.
Think about that for a minute, sir.
All it all it cost you was money
Think about that
One time in mental care and all that but
Well
I'll clear.
To moving.
Come back to the hospital!
Office, come out!
Ready?
I'm going to clear the way.
I know I've missed all sorts of rides there, I mean, just like this is his goofy.
Wait, is that um, is that um,
Jack's gonna suck it um
Jack
Um, don't shoot
I think it'll open like outer, outer, wilds, outer worlds, outer worlds, outer worlds.
Up next, a look at the McConaughey-starring space epic RPG Exodus, which aired 15 minutes
of gameplay during yesterday's future game show.
Check out the future game show, YouTube channel
for the full gameplay reveal.
But here's a sampler to let your appetite.
Hi, I'm Chris King, game director on Exodus.
For those that didn't see the extended gameplay
of the game on the future game show,
here's to the child whites.
Exodus is a cinematic,
science fiction action role playing.
Yeah, the explain slot that should be a no-no.
Meeting a crew on high res...
I'm going to just look like I'll be there.
You'll journey to deadly planets, derelict ships, and the remains of lost worlds.
Facing relentless threats as you rely on your companions
and unique weapons and abilities only you can deal with.
You play as June Aslan, someone with a rare connection to ancient alien technology, one
that may be the key to saving your home world.
Along the way, you'll decide who stands with you, what risks you take, and what you bring
back, shaping your path from the future you return to, where time has moved on without
you.
We also share a glimpse of Persepolis, where you'll return between missions.
That's where you reconnect with your crew, prepare for what comes next, and see how your
choices are shaping both your character and the world around you.
This was a quick peek into the larger world of Exodus.
To learn more, check out the poll extended gameplay reveal.
Bye, Destiny Zero.
Bye, Naga.
Your presence here is the most precious gift you could have given me.
Don't worry, dear, I'll put you right on time I will not die rotting in hatred
Shepard, I thought a game that had the same red nuns legacy is the final chapter in the remother
trilogy and you can get caught up by claiming the last two remothered games
for free on Steam. Oh what a gift for them! Yeah, while we're closing in on the end of the show,
we've still got more to give. Me too. Yeah, Sean. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Only if you're thinking of one last world premiere.
You know me so well. And then you're going to sleep for a little bit of the show by the night.
But can you get down?
Full of wonderful people.
I know you will help them out as best you can, no matter the challenge.
If I don't return, come find me up there.
Signed Uncle Umberto.
And as always, take off, in-game to win.
Yeah, well, at least it's not some great skill, fucking sword and blood game.
This has definitely been a very, very first-class of the story.
Or pixelized card.
PC gaming show.
We laughed.
And we learned.
RTS.
I don't remember laughing.
So slow.
That doesn't count.
Well, that's it from us.
Thanks to all of you for being part of our live studio audience.
and remember, set those VCRs to record our PC Gaming Show Tokyo Direct in September.
And of course, the PC Gaming Show most wanted, will return in December.
Well, I mean...
Bum-o-poor-lee!
Bum-o-poor-bee!
Ha ha ha!
I need a ring.
If I don't hear a ring, I'm not picking up f***ing anything.
I need Foley here.
Whoa!
Okay.
Come...
There will be three good indie update games in there.
Um...
Yeah.
I wonder what other things about this.
Hello.
Okay, okay. Yeah.
Yeeeeee.
I know, I know.
Yo, Tuesday is the Nintendo Showcase.
Yeah.
I would say this year was probably the least.
Yeah, usually Xbox cooks out of all the events.
Yeah, usually Xbox cooks, too.
Like, yeah, I'm not just saying this.
I'm not just appealing.
Yeah, they do. They do. They do. Their show is good.
Slow year, but I mean at the same time.
Okay, just laughing.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm over it.
The year, I would say the long term hype game,
the long term hype game list is not a lot.
Chat, it's usually like a battle between it,
between a state of play.
There's a lot of games coming out.
State of play.
It's a camera.
And Xbox game show.
No, this night.
And the end of this year has a decent amount of money.
of shit so pretty much pretty much this kind of what it's like yes indeed
yo let me get out fuck you
I guess I'll have to wait until next year for GTA 6 to come up to bring up that front
to choose the game at the moment please
oh exactly what it's like
3 generous 3
you guys think it was a 3?
3 guys come on
It's last listen.
On the point, that's what it is.
This is kind of like the same thing.
What's that?
All right.
Well, hold on.
That's a burp.
Don't start anything yet.
It's going to happen.
So, all right.
This is the way I feel about the show.
I think that there were a number of really good games that got announced.
Like actually this, like I would say that for the PC gaming show,
this is definitely one of their better shows like i i do think that they need to cut down on the
skits and the gimmicks yeah the skits is kind of i don't know who decided that you need also also
they need to stop selling spots for that for the explaining slop like keep the explaining slop
you want to pay top dollar bro you get you get you get five minutes like some of this 20 minutes
Explains love of how we use your fucking
Like I use a big brush to paint the armor deep crimson red for all the fans of emotion
It's time an old-school ritual like
It's time to dominate hashtag ad hashtag sponsor hashtag dead
I mean there's some games are cool. I guess but the thing is PC gaming
No one's going to show good stuff at PC Gaming show because they'll say to play
True.
They'll show it at Summer Games Fest, they'll show it at the Xbox Showcase.
Well, I mean...
It's a PC Gaming show.
And the indie games that come out are going to look underwhelming and then people are
going to play them and then that's how they grow.
I mean, it's hard to get a heavy hitter.
Indie game off of a trailer, very rarely, very rarely.
In like fucking eight years, you know, that's like, that's all we kind of get.
I wish we got some bigger hits.
I'm sure people thought Bellacho looked like shit when it had some treasure release, I'm sure.
I'm just thinking about guessing them, maybe I'm wrong.
Sandgame? I don't think he's around, he's sleeping.
I think he's playing golf right now.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
He has a lifer?
No, he just goes.
There's Solana.
I'm not saying I'm opinion about the games.
Hand on, Trump.
Bring everyone back to the table and try and piece it together with...
That's not games. It's all game.
We're like a third world country. Your elections are crooked. And you're crooked. At least the press is crooked.
And so is ABC and CBS and CNN.
The Mr. President.
Your one-sided crooked network. Let's call it quits because I don't know. Thank you, darling. Have a good time.
Mr. President, let's please. I travel all the way to Wisconsin. I travel all the way.
She doesn't A.I. it.
Nope.
We traveled all the way to Wisconsin.
On and off in the rain.
And I've given you enough time.
You ought to straighten out your press
because, you know what?
A country can never be great with a dishonor.
We traveled all the way to Wisconsin
for the community.
Jack, what is this,
what is this modern set in a fucking,
like, in a bar or some shit?
We can hear the machines in the back.
And these guys, look,
but what's up with this face?
But what's up with his face?
Let's talk about-
Your election-
Bro-bro moved on from orange, he's straight red, and he's trying to run a third world-
He's straight red!
Your elections are crooked, and you're crooked, and Mr. Press is crooked, and so is ABC, and
CBS, and CNN.
But Mr. President-
You're one sided crooked network, so let's call it quits, because I've had enough.
Thank you, Daryl, have a good time.
Mr. President, let's please- I travel all the way to Wisconsin.
I travel all the way to Wisconsin.
I travel all the way to Wisconsin.
I travel all the way to Wisconsin.
I travel all the way for an hour,
on and off in the rain, and I've given you another...
Jack, Jack.
Table and table.
Okay, Jack.
I think if you're lying at that all your shit,
I don't think you'd have to fall back
that, oh, I traveled to Wisconsin.
No, nobody gives a shit.
Also, walking out of a show, bad too,
but I don't know what's going on next, so...
You want to straighten out your press,
because you know how country can never be great
with a dishonest...
We traveled all the way to Wisconsin for the Constitution.
I'm not weirdo.
I just said it was both terrible.
I mean, I said it was both terrible.
I don't give a shit.
I spoke with President Trump on Saturday,
and we both acknowledged the complications
during the interview posed by the rain.
He agreed to sit down with me for another
Meet the Press interview.
Let's talk about your elections in this country.
We're like a third world country.
Yeah, I know the context I know the context I mean I'd have to look at it
You know what I mean?
I think there was a long clip it's 8 minutes I'm not watching this shit
I'm the same
Like I'm not watching this shit
How's that for a fucking freespe-
Like
It's like all that eating clay and everyone else
As in gold and chamin' against Venom's in his lawsuit
Huh?
Peach
At some point we gotta finally fucking say
This was a ridiculous process, right?
I mean...
Huh?
Oh, I don't get a shit.
The real idea is that lawsuits everybody loses, everybody knows this.
Also, I had to reset that chat.
I had to reset that.
I was happy not to get sued, right?
But I do think it was serious and I reacted.
I mean, I reacted in transformative content.
The thing was, in transformative content, flat outs, and I was always fed by this.
I mean, fuck. Reacting is the traditional way of talking. Fuck it.
That makes sense!
What's PYT?
What's PYT?
What's PYT?
What's PYT?
What is it?
Interesting.
Word these shit right here is the worst fucking parking meters ever made in the history of the world nigga
Straight up I put four different bank cards in his chocomout and violet car nigga these shit
She's broke nigga and that bullshit ass act don't work evil every time you try to load a car
Oh, this is games from the hours that sonnet to have a five um any of the clocking was very good
2 months.
I mean, I've turned down Brandeels in the $40-50 million ranges before, but, you know,
like, who cares?
Wow, you're right.
Who cares?
Following that quick morning lift, it's time for Jimmy to go to work.
But since he basically lives on the property where all of his videos are-
Yeah, low key?
That's very little.
Yo, I mentioned the question that he didn't even get offered like a fucky in it.
Like a like a draft Kings you could have made easily a billion. Yo easily
Easily could have gone to one year one billion dollar deal like draft things on
Wait a minute probably two and a half bill at least in this video where if a man lost a hundred pounds he won hundreds of
Easily, oh, can we go say hi two months. What's the biggest brand deal you've turned down? Yeah, you're stupid. Yeah, you're branded. Oh
Yeah, I mean you're branded
All right
Dressings don't got like that that was widened their audience as they're wide as they're widening the markets
They've been making that money back in a real time plus profits as the deal is going on
They would pay him a lump sum there would be widening the market as they're like
Yeah, I mean as a pay him and they're making massive profits. Is it?
Reaction content is not transformative when you do it, but at least you're funny and dumb when you do it.
XQCL.
XQCL.
Why is that?
Is that cool?
Hold on, what the hell is this? Let's take a look.
um
Love the look kind of worthless
That's good
Well, they're not all garbage see like this see this is not in first print why didn't plan it on there
This is not in first print. This is worth fucking ten bucks
Chat chat a chance see not first print. That's what fucking pays. Fuck is that? Why is that on there?
See, this is first print, then that's from Jungle, I think.
So that's what they're good amounts.
But the center isn't really bad,
and then it's gonna be hard to get gridded in.
But I think you get this, it's degraded like,
like, you know,
chancey is one of the most exclusive base hollow,
unlimited.
Oh, is this though?
Is there not a maximum on this?
Oh, it is a lesson.
All right.
All right.
Well, I'm not being it, but I have a lot of these cards in it.
Are you kidding me?
Like, a lot of these I have them.
Why should I don't?
Base in it and I'm limited. No, I didn't have been a lot of these like nothing like no
I'm gonna stop. I'm trying to see if there's anything good in there
See these are good. That's good. That's fantastic. What the heck?
Really try to dub me
What is this
Yeah, I am a mega check is this hard to do
So yeah, all you do is lapse. Oh, we have to build the laps again. I'm moving to go to the top
Okay, okay, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Jack, is the egg a bit there?
Why not?
Oh look, we're still doing react content.
Here I am reacting to ex-QC reacting to someone else's content.
Imagine if we had some actual content like GTA RP but I guess that would require too
much effort these days.
No is chillin like 50 cent with his cash
Cheeto KZ Cheeto you don't play games. That's why
Yeah, how long you need to be looking on this
a few hours then
i'll do it with 186
186 it's fine change yourself w go to the workshop
you can see the difference each huge and here are the scores for all five
tests you can see that pro is beating casual players
on average by around 35 percent this cap is huge if we round that number a bit
it can almost be said that pro you can't play the league
as a casual player you stand real chance of course it is naking science and you
shouldn't believe it but link to the map is in the description again
oh let's see this
wait what
now there is
check this out i don't play no games bro i don't play no games bro
yeah but what is it though
If you don't summon the Lissar image, then that's the right upgrade.
The LKG.
I already clicked it.
I'm gonna say a murder.
There's one.
Yo?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Wait, what is wrong with that?
Um, I don't do that.
Wait, don't do that. What is wrong with that?
Well, I don't know why he's doing that.
Wait, what's his problem?
YO!
What the fuck is that mean?
woman sabotage uh like uh like what's called um fashion advice well you should do you should
shave your head no you do deserve a buffet there are aspects of this that are kind of true but
it has nothing to do with this you could get yeah you could gain a few no you'd be fine you'd
look great you're beautiful you should get a nose ring oh what if he doesn't like it fuck him you
could do so much better anyway that's it it's dead ass true it is god of war and halo i remember
when I used to be the target audience. That was a long time ago.
Well, yeah.
I mean, chat. Chat. Something's going to be true and doesn't do anything for anybody.
You know what I mean? Like, we'll do it, we'll do some shit.
Chat, give me the benchmark.
like like a lot of these behaviors men do in other ways and women do this
men do this more on average I mean I don't want to give a shit
like like as I said this men men will deal with their friend that's higher
rated and toss they get tossed the game on purpose because they're actually
secretly a mad that their friend is higher rated so they're gonna toss their
game yeah okay I mean yeah I guess and I don't even fuck yeah I'll toss your fucking game fuck like
yeah if I'm lower rated than you and you're making me carry the game I'm tossing your game
because the idea is that you're getting a little bit higher I'm not getting shit so I'm not gonna
work overtime for you I can climb on my own solo so I'm gonna toss your fucking game play better
or on par if you're higher let's I'm throwing your game I'm throwing your game it's that simple
Then don't you me and then I play it and then I play it
Yeah, you don't listen and then you play where the chat not gonna get acting
What is this game?
I
What the fuck is this
$60 oh
Oh
That's Kappa. Oh, that's Kappa
Chat what the fuck is this game about chat? Oh, I gotta see episode me play
2026 series with red...
Alright.
It's a very steep climb though. I must have made it. It's gonna hurt you there. It's a very steep climb.
Hopefully we can just make it through.
Landing on that losing time here. That's the plan. That thing is sort of floating. It's fine though.
No big deal.
I'll fucking buy it. Fuck you.
I'm buying it is I'm buying the fucking deluxe $65 I'm buying the deluxe
I'm biasedly that you don't have to.
Yeah, in the bum.
I got you, bro.
What the fuck?
And now, now my YouTube is full of fucking biking bullshit.
I'm done.
I actually can't.
Chat, so what do you do?
Chat, how long is the benchmarking?
Do I have the time to write all these downloads?
Oh, I send it and send it.
Is that a little paused?
I'm scared, I'm going to suck any people who are going to be funny me.
Okay, I go to what, I go to play, I go to water maps?
Nade King Pro-Benn.
Play local with open console.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, that's scary.
I'm buying console.
W.
This is L5.
Okay.
Now what?
Now what? I'm scared.
Guys, I'm scared I'm gonna suck.
Now I'll do the reactor. I'll do the reactor.
I need to get warmed up a little bit.
Frag it for sure.
Okay, high score kill these boys again in 10 minutes. Oh, come on
one
get rid of those or what?
yeah I'm sorry
I'm getting I'm getting now I'm getting no one of you after I'm I'm I have more heat
And we had generally
I don't know what to do with this, I don't know what to do with this, I don't know what
to do with this.
They use AK or what?
Alright, real round, real round, here it comes.
I can I can do better man I can I can do better
What am I doing wrong man
No more one more
He's moving!
Okay, I swear last round, I thought we could move on nicely about it.
Come on!
I'm telling you the
you getting out of silver with this little bro how many how many tries did pixel view
Oh, no.
You should aim for the head.
Hope this helps.
And one down.
Wait, is that the real on the pistol?
I'm fucking washed
What's that
Javi Balmatt
Jeff, what is it?
I can't do this!
Show the pattern, show the pattern, show me the pattern!
I'm gonna do whatever we're not doing it then
So bottom right left small right
Oh, okay. Small right, left, down.
small left, small left right
How about it?
It's really.
Next next game bug.
Fuck this shit.
Show what the pattern could do.
Show the pattern to do.
What did you do?
What did you love, yeah?
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Okay
By the time X starts making new content I will have gotten older, gotten married, started
a family, had five children, gotten old, been put on Medicaid, donated a kidney, skydived,
I traveled to Africa, learned how to bake, opened my own restaurants, and died.
Watch this!
Okay, I'm not gonna go to the left anymore, next.
Oh wait, I don't have to go right at all. Oh, hold on.
Why is it so fucking hard?
Is this all the same attempt?
Like is this going to count?
You can kind of cheat that, no?
You can shit like that, no?
Okay, I have to be smooth
Okay, I'm bad orphan I'm bad orphan
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Shit off, suck one, suck one
Hey, it's your son
It's your son
It's your son
It's your son
For every rhyme I write
It's 25 the like
It was some muscayacic trust
They go out of my life
Ain't no time for hesitation
The only thing in incarceration
You don't know me
There's no relation, Queens, red text
Don't play, I don't have time for your petty thinking
But you're scared to hold it, and what the smoke is
You be like the one that you've done it
Thirteen years in the projects, my mentality is what kids
You talk to the third one, but you don't want it
Sometimes I'm one who I deserve to live
Am I gonna burn a hell of a thing, cause I dead
No time to dwell on that, cause my brain reacts
Friend, if you're one kid, lay on your back
I don't fake jazz, kid, you know I bring it to your life
Stay in a child's place, kid, you out of line
Put me to my 34th recognition
I'm sipping, E and J got my mom looking
Look at him, I'm walking, think I'm always out of hope, I hustle, get that look that you know I'm from shit, fuck, people design the live, I'm a live LA, ooh, and once I get them on my foot, I know my people's reactrix blitz like Max and Ed.
I keep blitzing, I keep blitzing him.
Yeah.
Stop talking to itself.
Just to slow it down.
Come on.
Come on!
Take your pants to rides.
Take your pants to rides.
Thanks for watching!
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Watch this!
For the time so up down double doors
Wait.
At the bottom?
Well, that doesn't count.
Stop, stop, stop, reset.
by the way chat nobody else on the leaderboard other than ropes used the console cheat sex
is using so he can't even do it well with behop cheats omigalol.
if I am low I can do both
I mean the fact you didn't I mean I mean I mean it's your message. I mean buddy. I am the game bitch ass
We're set, last one.
I should have hit.
That was slow.
we've got it!
shut up!!
watch this.
Nope, I was going to check. What were they calling in my eye? What am I calling in? Reset.
I
Am I hitting too early?
Wait, I haven't wait. I'm eating too early. Wait, I'm hitting too early
What the fuck?
Wow, I mean this guy's stuck in it, even he's stuck in it.
No, he's stuck in it!
He's stuck in it!
Nup, nup.
Cope, cope, cope, I will...
...
...f**k you.
S-O-M-I-G-L-O-L-B-L-O-L-D-E-A-W-E.
How much is this pixel yet? 180, okay. GG. I mean, I clear anyway, it doesn't matter.
uh... i think that means it
and i score
this is a calc it would have to be it would have to be an average
and you would have to do that the discount the tribes that include uh...
an anomaly
because the human doesn't doesn't uh... uh... uh... compute visual stimuli that
fast it had to be within the margins at least
I'll be the first to tie you
I'll be the first to tie you
Hey, is that what I'm doing?
Oh, tell me if you want me to sound cool actually.
Okay, but I believe people don't use the G-commander.
So why do I use the G-commander?
Um, um, because you suck.
Okay, I've been up in this shit.
I had the time to go do some biking.
What do you want to do, Elton biking?
I forgot.
I want to do something else as well.
Grab your controller.
There's nothing much to do.
There's nothing much to do.
Bitch.
I was reading no chat at all when I was doing this at the time I kicked out for a past hour
I
Had wasn't reading any chat you fucking more on it. I got your ass. I actually got your ass
so
We got lower your fucking mouth sense on that mofo. I am gonna
know
High sense is tremendous low sense is for soy
So you literally need to do it to get the straight speed like you're not getting straight speed
You have to like go really slow while you're holding the a or d or you don't get the straight speed at all
High census for men
Low census resorting
No high census for people that first get on PC and then they realize oh shit. I have to lower it max
Res our sense isn't like good anymore. I'm not on Xbox 360 with the boys
Let me lower this a little bit and then you start hitting trucks
Um
Chad, do I want to be a legend?
No tutorial, straight online, instantly.
Are you taking a little bike ride?
Yeah.
I'm in.
You okay?
Chad, can I, can I please online?
What is all mine?
They should make a game where I'm the fight.
And it's a duo game and you play it.
Oh, and I, yeah, so what would you do then?
They would be kind of like one of those hard games that you have to like work together.
Like you turn, but I move.
Now I'm a genius.
I spend two seconds in my head.
Like you move the steering while I get the pedals.
That's just easy.
are you stupid are you are you deadass okay I'm gonna follow this guy and then I'm gonna
I'm gonna fucking roll on the next one, I...
Like, what's his problem, man?
They're gonna let you do the cheating thing, where the guy comes over to give you the water,
and you grab the water to speed up.
Yeah.
them up yep yeah you agree you have the water and you hold on to it and yeah yeah
and you like move off the momentum to go fast okay my guy's gonna take a
break it my guy doesn't think a break it he took a break for what oh you don't
want to touch the edges right there
You did not sleep by the way right there's no shot oh my god. Oh my god. I'm late. Holy schmox
Oh, I can't get all my speed
Why is the brakes so sharp?
Is there no like you can't get into that guy and troll him?
I mean I can but I do speed so I do it right.
Oh my god, what a liner.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, he's taking my draft.
He's taking my draft.
I
Said I cheering on the road like get off the road. Yeah, they're busters man
Spec the fucking space
to get off the road this guy's blocking me
how fast is 50 kilometers an hour in miles 35
Oh that's pretty fun to ask.
Now we're zooming.
So why is that faster?
R1 for super, apparently. Like one guy spamming at us.
Really?
Yeah, just one guy is like...
So baby
Hey
If you're really cool, you'll take your hands off the handlebar and start riding without holding on to the handlebars
Because what is going on why they why did they clear me so hard here?
I
How much I'm not a shot at it
How do you use Royce, I want Royce, how do you use Royce?
Oh my god, I can use X, oh my god, oh my god!
Holy shit, you screwed those guys.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I think that actually like hurts your player, you see your whole screen shaking, I think
you're about to give him a heart attack.
Don't give a shit.
Come on, let's go!
This is the end of the line, right?
Wait, hold on, hold on, I'm gonna make a hard event. Hold on!
Yeah, you gotta get a blood transfusion from a car real quick.
How do I know when I can do something?
Fuck it.
I don't know, I don't get the UI.
Oh, it's the yellow bar, I think. See how it's below the thing?
Yeah, when we're coming to do the X mechanic, you should have never told me this, because
then my guys would have had a break.
He's killed his character.
Oh.
I
Oh
I don't sign out
Whenever I need to manage my downhills and shit
And only juice up when I need it
It's actually a pretty cool game though.
Hey hey hey hey!
Oh yeah motherfucker!
It's not an ad.
It just has a bunch of like panics to it like the wind and the slopes.
It's over. So how do I end the race? I mean I mean I don't have any results. I mean I don't have any shit anymore.
No I'm ready to do it. I know what to do now.
24km to go, I mean you're joking surely right?
I mean are these any of these people going to help?
They're clearly seeing you have a fucking heart attack and they're just cheering.
Well they don't know, I'm being stoic about it.
Chad?
Okay Chad now I want to play a real ranked game because now it works.
Creator writer now we don't want this. We will online high level ranked games.
Yeah just trying to make sure you only play about one hour and 55 minutes of this.
Yeah of course.
Compete online against opponents to gain rewards in a limited time challenge.
Descend from search that's really possible.
So that's something we've already played, right?
Check.
So how long is this race in?
I have to learn this.
He started the race and immediately killed someone.
Man, get off the fucking road.
Holy shit, when you're going downhill, you are hauling ass.
Come on!
Okay, I'm gonna get it now!
I'm cooking!
No matter. Do I win?
I don't know if you're the right player.
I'll get it, can I need it?
317th, it says.
What?
Okay.
This is my time.
Good line.
Casey, this is good.
It's empty, bad.
Look at that line!
Oh my god!
I'm close but still good!
If I'm a heavier person, and I'm going downhill, does the bike have more potential for speed than like a regular biker?
I actually don't even know.
I would say probably not.
Oh it does, yeah it does actually.
Wow.
So if I'm just really really bad at the up slopes it is what it is
I just use my weight on the down slopes and I win well
I mean you have to turn and I'm turning with that center gravity. I actually fucking beat him
With that center gravity with the fucks that's worse
Like when you're turning and you're leaning you can't lean as much at at those speeds you're to couple over
I
Chat currently the border
You would just fly
Yo, yo, yo, just a signer
I'm just my first it was like a dog shit
Okay, I'm sure if I switch the game it would like you fucking break the frame rate there's
some shit like these games are so junky you can absolutely bug the game out.
Probably a man on the road to there though. Probably on that single player versus a guy who goes down like 5 FPS.
Yeah, exactly.
To the people.
To the people on the street.
Shadowworker was what? He denied it?
Wait, he's playing peak.
Nope, he's dead.
Lock it.
Why does it matter?
Like.
It's almost the same song. It's all good.
I just think you don't rush the beginning at all because it's down slow.
So it's going to be only one pedal?
Yeah, like nothing at all. The beginning doesn't even matter. Just get around that corner.
And then it just picks up
Why are you asking Jesse had a bite fuck you it's a video game, okay, okay?
No one take that by the way
The fan yo yo these is what this way hate about any of racing shit outside the fans are so shit
I don't think there's actually this many fans in this
In real life, and that sure is is there I haven't seen
This is not yet a different idea.
Oh hell no.
Wait, they're gonna fuck that.
Okay, I need to stop fucking trolling the game.
you should get a biker bro 68 months
okay okay I learned it you can never hit
Get the walls ever.
Guys, what is the man doing?
We don't know. We do not know.
XQC am oh my god, I'm fine wait wait. I'm gonna I'm part of America. Oh my record
Hey, are you chungus mad at me chat if you're barefoot type one in the chat. That's a very end
Just give yourself a heart attack
That's it
It was a lot of attempt and juice up real quick. They will never know
Okay, Jack. Jack, coach him one time. Tell him what I'm doing. I want to be in a global
record. R1. He's not doing anything. It's something on the bottom does pop up. Like
when you're next to a wall, you get a prompt to use R1. It's Iro Dynamics. But it says
other shit too sometimes though. I don't know what it means.
All right.
I got it.
I got it.
Look at that legacy.
You who was that ghost by the ghost was so bad me
Why am I doing this is like throw saw that like what is that yeah, maybe you go to the red
Always when you're up against a wall though, it says that
If you get to kick off the wall or something
Oh my god, play.
I think if you touch that sand, it's really fucked.
I think on the arcade, it's not the same percent, but it's the track limit.
If I ran to the AGG, hitting, the grill is fine.
Good.
See, like that's that.
Yeah, like it's, yeah.
The sand also, you know, the sand is bad too.
I saw one of your runs that touched the sand.
Yeah, one of the, I would have never seen it.
It moves your character. You see it? Oh, you go in front of the bike so you have less
Okay, so in straight lines, you just okay
Yes, see yeah
Yeah, you're fucking fans your motherfucker
Bang bang bang. Okay, last one and I'm going to point out of this game.
When is the twitch rivals? You need a lot of practice though.
See, this is on par. Like these ones don't even matter.
Oh, one dimension is just top speed.
Like that, seemingly it was good, but not really.
No, I'm tossing, it's already over.
It doesn't even look bad.
Chat, I don't see any turrets on the bike.
And where is the extract evens?
Oh my.
Oh man.
I
Know we can first witness
But you should screen yeah, let me let me just see this I use this
Actually, okay, let me see his ghost
How do you go to the leader
Yeah, how do you say it's record it
Why is it I be cheating it's every cheating
It's just six seconds
But that's a multiple
Oh
Yeah, this is like ending
Probably today, right or yeah today
Dude the game the game bitch I love the sand game I love the sand game
Dude they don't actually nobody
Wait, nobody has gameplay of a top-run?
Well check speedrun.com
Is that game called?
Can you find one fucking player that has a top-run loaded?
nobody has it
but this guy has a 13 hour speedrun on that game the Euro tour the fuck okay
we're wrong that's that no yeah can you react this entire video
Oh, yeah, it's long.
Oh, wait, really?
Oh, no, no, no.
Like, whenever you like this, it's like the wrong video.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's like bugs.
Oh, you're...
Yeah, you're right, though.
What?
It's super funny.
It's just biting me alive, though.
God, I don't even want to think about it.
Yeah, this is what the serious fucking players are doing, bro.
Wait, how the fuck?
But think about this, we have a duo stream, you do the legs, I do the turning.
Hold up.
That's true.
Hold up.
It's not controlled by the bike, oh.
No, like I'm not even like there's no not a single record in like on YouTube.
I that's that's just insane.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm already insane.
Oh, Jack, Jack, I'm much, I'm much more longer as he meant, uh, as he asked for.
Two days.
No, I think I said today.
Yeah, but one guy said two days and he said it's so fucking confidently and fast earlier.
It's just, I don't know, I had aura.
I was thinking, you know what he's saying.
Thank you for the great content as usual, King.
It's supposed to end a few hours ago, but it's still up.
Barely. This is what I said.
Can we see the actual community post?
It's probably really scary releasing a game like this
after seeing all these games just die right in front of you.
Yeah, true.
It's like, please, please, please, people play my game.
It says it's launching on...
I'm getting crashed. My PC is broken.
Do you think being a game developer is kind of like a big gamble?
Well, not a developer, but I think an indie studio, like if you're deaf and you're getting
paid and you're getting shit, if your game is Bum, it's like it's like it's like, I'm
talking about the guy that wants to make the game, you know, like, is it like a director?
like this like the lead like that like I mean the indie guy though not like some
guy in a company oh definitely kidding me bro you get a nice way to do this did
you watch any of the Isle of man yeah it's like a game to buy crisis it's like
crazy shit you have to have you but you have to have an idea in your head and
you have to think it's the best fucking shit ever essentially it's wise on these
games like they're so bad I don't even play the game or are you admitting that
4 0 forever be on the throne anyways love you kiss
52 months
The engines three different times and oh like like long ass like a product or whatever that would pull it like
Yeah, it's like I wonder how they do that. I'm always one of how they port their shit
I come on pull up quickly. It's the source we're gonna crash
Yes, this is game did equals hell. I mean, I think if it's hell you should not do it
Yeah, but I used to be the dream job at least when I was a kid is like I want to make new games
I want to test you know what what is that? Is that if you're doing a passion project, you know passion
I mean she's just quit. Why you a better project with a passion that's the only reason why it would it would succeed
it would be passion.
It's on cost fallacy probably though.
Because I mean, it costs money and time, right?
Like it's time and money.
Once you're two years into something, you're like, bro,
like, how does one more thing finish this?
And that takes another two years to grow.
I'm already four years deep.
What I like the most about this game
is when my teammate, Jesse,
kills us with no reason to have the extract
just for content, and we lose two one-on-one weapons
that we need for the fucking super-ish weapon at the end.
That's just one of my heart.
My heart
Not all I mean that be it that be irrational if I want to fucking punch up with a fucking bitch ass
Yeah, but what if my intention of trying there was to help you kill the guy
But then I actually like if you like I was still trying to help you it's just a UI was
Oh, it was the UI. Okay
Yeah, I haven't seen a green triangle over your head like two games. Oh, okay, then you all go better then
Just kidding. I'm gonna bring the 80
What I have a blue pistol hold up
Okay, we're putting the the the the rarity green at 40 and we're putting some 80s on this bitch
Bring in 180 to 40s to 80s
Bring your weird cold again, please. I need it
Bring it. It's not much. It's
Five
Okay, so I'm bringing all that
I want you to bring me shit to them because I need
Long range 40. I can't like that now. We gotta be sellers. We don't give shit. We want bring me
Metal rods alloy. I can get alloy. Don't worry about that metal rods and fabrics. I need those
Metal rods and fabrics. I'm a little out though. I'm in a lot though
like a lot of them like I'm a deal
uh 150 yeah i'm bringing some got you
fine fine okay i'm bringing 60 nice very good and we just cannot die
boom
I'm bringing 180, right?
I'm bringing 180, right?
Moral.
Yep.
This is like the last one that's going to be available and you're starting to bag it.
I've read it up.
You are so 80 HD.
The most, by the way, the most 80 Fierce Son I've ever met in my life.
Because he...
for 28 years I haven't met another person that rushes as fast as you never not even once which is
pretty fucking impressive the serves are going down that's just said yo this is the service
going down is the last chance you ever get to play the game ever all right let's hit it
I bet I didn't mean that sorry
okay it doesn't say why I did mean that I did mean that but not in an insult I actually meant
Love you.
I just met a gentleman.
They're extending it by a day, barely.
20 hours.
Devs.
Fuck you, Jack.
They're extending it by a day, since two hours ago.
Jumped message.
What, was it in chat?
Oh, hell yes.
Was it dead in a chat?
It's not dead in it.
It's not dead in it.
That- the- the junk is dead in Chatham.
We forgot food!
And the jeeps are in.
Relief, bro.
Oh, no, I brought food.
I brought food for, like, I bought a good amount.
Okay, yo, I have a blue pistol with blue ammo.
Like this shit, taps-
We know-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Blue ammo? I didn't know that was a thing.
Yeah, blue ammo, blue gun. Like, I-
This thing killed any singular blow up.
Oh, I didn't know there was blue ammo.
I changed the ship.
Look at this.
I left all the coral in here for you.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, we forgot to get fuel.
Grab the rest of the food in there.
The rest you can have.
Let's go, um...
You gotta put your food in your...
Should we go to Incas and Lemons or Remnants?
Um, we're gonna incel St. Lemons.
That should sound like classic.
What a classic, dude.
100%.
Definitely a perfect...
I
Incells st. Lemons, that's that means yeah, that's what the mood is that I mean, I'm not kidding
No, I wouldn't put more 80s
That's okay, I'll remove one of the 40s up on the back
It's 80 right in cell St. Lemons we are on the way
it's the snipers
they haven't seen them yet
wait did i just
it's fine
Your compartments are missing or destroyed. You don't have to be sleeping in there.
I don't have a mom.
Is that what that means? I don't know what that means.
I think it's just death.
Are we going to the next place now?
Yep.
Are you sure?
Yep.
Promise.
Yep.
40 mil.
40 mil.
then 80 male to back it, we'll put some normal on one of these ones
and you know what, I'm gonna reload it with full of Super ammo
just to make sure that if we're going to jump over we can use Super ammo
and I'm gonna yaw it some way
wait I thought you got the engine that's
no that's what we're doing right now, we just need to get some full of crawl and check
okay
wait is my bed cooked yeah I got the food thank you I got it
yeah yeah I think it's bug today you have to redo it you have to go and then
take it out and redo it I will leave us the end cells and all the settlements
I heard that. Remember, Sudo was gonna load it as a note?
Yes, it was. It is bugged. It's like...
So I think Sagan and Sudo pretty good there.
But Fortune and X-Men are cut.
St. Lemons into...
And he's behind it.
Well, yeah, I'm gonna go suck on we go suck on after st. Lemons. No, I think I'm more like last because they'll be like classical
So so gone would be yeah, we could go. Yeah, sir. Don't say I'm here. Why not hopefully we end here off for strongberg
You know me
That yeah, or circle NF or turnip hole
Yeah
Correct correct
Remember the snipers
We killed most of them
Yes, this time with a must die. I'm not in charge of sniping this time. Thanks
This is we're running out of juice. We're gonna juice. It's bad. Yeah, we're gonna order over literally here
Is that incel? There, there, there, incel's on them, yeah.
This is incel, yeah.
Spotted as well, so we're ready.
This is my hometown of incel, safe, so we're ready.
Yeah, this is where I was born.
That's my house, right there, up.
Yeah, get ready, we're getting...
Off, off here, we also have...
There it goes, there you go.
Get rid of the crackers.
Should go left, right?
over the next one left no that's a left sure like I mean using the 80s in a
better anyway
you go parka in in the premise remember it on the right yeah it's gonna find
right there okay yeah I'm down to go right behind this wall
I need a premier arm.
I can't pop this wall.
Is this fine? Is this okay?
I can't put that on the left.
I can't do that, bro. I can't do that.
I know I'm going over the wall.
Over the whole thing.
There you go. No, Matt. Matt. Matt. Matt.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't know.
What was the plan here?
I hit the slasher this last time.
I'm on everything on my plate.
It's like, man!
He can't see us.
What? How do you think like this?
I think, like, they're very low. Very, very low.
Tom!
What's wrong, I guess?
You see, we are dying. We are getting blown, like, really, all at once now.
No, it's fine
Okay, okay, just a bit. It's just just what about on my juicer
You get the first aid, perhaps?
The what?
Did you get the first aid, or did that spawn on one?
How you got my fuel?
Oh shit, I'm being rushed.
Okay, coming.
I'm not sure I'm going.
Are you good?
I'm popping in the rock.
You good?
Yeah.
I got it, I dropped it.
is another sniper coming am I fucking stupid do not answer that question
yeah these guns are terrible the way this is going off all mr. parents shit we
got merc but none of our walls got broken which is nice very nice very very good
I'm trying to loot some of this shit but I can't um maybe I drop some of the
parts like this is bad this is bad this is better are you friendly I'm not
his name is stupid
does he? does he? let's not play the game on his game
I know but what does that mean? like I just turn and kill him right now he's
looking at me he's listening to the string like oh yeah wait wait wait wait what was that
something just fell in front of me
i'm starting to bang it
i need their coral
I'm out of ammo!
Really?
I'm dead. I'm really dead.
No you're not. I'm gonna kill this guy.
I'm dead.
Are there guys down here shooting you?
Guys! There's someone over there!
There's someone over there!
There's someone over there!
I think I'm gonna get stabbed.
No, no, no. He's a nice guy.
Okay! No, that was weird.
No, he finally made the first...
No, that was...
I mean he's been killing it.
I like this guy. He's another guy. What?
Why would you kill a normal, honest guy? That makes no sense at all, like literally.
So why would we kill him? Is it nice, no?
This guy wants to have the Snickers, but blame me for them at the same time.
Not sure, not sure.
Oh, it's a pickaxe.
Also, I might need to have a loot. I'm a little at the die again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's prepared and I dropped off a whole...
...bouche.
I think I need some lemon.
Also, there's gonna be a rare crate in here because I've got a key for it, do you not need it?
Is that what that means?
Yeah, if you get a key, it means that you're gonna get another one.
You're gonna get another one.
What do you mean by that?
Uh, boss with a meek, do you want this?
Uh, yeah, sure.
Bro, I'm playing.
It's not a way
Don't stay out loud man
Okay, but you're asking me out loud. Yeah, but I mean you get a cold word like you mean I got like a fucking signal something
I got what the fuck?
Okay, fine
I fell on it
Where's that box you left and they did you and they do
It's it's it's it's a fountain. It's a fountain
At the fountain it should be like right there over here. Oh, yeah, I'll wait
Well, these days you'd be like a ruthless like
I don't mind like ruthless monsters. I don't
Just see anything to come and lose it up and lose it up again, by the way
You're getting any with this movie
I'll drop it. I'll drop it
Hey, it's underground. It's all coming just on the way out shovel again. Nice
Okay, now I'm gonna go loot upstairs and if you mess with it watch this we're about to get like the best world first item
for me that it's well first no I mean it's not over I'm I'm I'm overseeing it
what you get the park right there like what's going on here I think there's
nothing and I think we're poor I think we're like super super proud we pretty
much lost everything I don't know how it would even fun the ball to but what
would it be oh like where would the ball be maybe maybe at all I know I have to
act at it's gotta be this park or it's at the bottom no it's not it's at the
You want the red? You want the red?
Hold on! Let's see!
This way! Where should we take this?
What is this?
Wait a minute!
Dude!
You guys need to lock in and pay attention, man!
Everyone's...
Bluebeck! That's not a fortune!
You want this? Do you want this box of drugs?
Oh yeah, yes, wait a minute!
Oh yeah, yeah, is that the box that dropped down?
That makes...
A box radio beacon has been triggered.
We're gonna go to the rest?
777,700 and 776,700 and 70...
Yo.
Hey.
Who's who we are?
Sorry we just have a trust issue right now.
Wait, where's my box?
Yo, where's my box at?
turn the music louder please mr. town we can barely hear it felt to belt to
bet so what about the other box I'm buying it can I please get a rare
welcome to the jungle it's all I want to write a lot of stuff now I don't know
but this is a box key so I need to find a box for it but I don't think it's here
What do you mean? It has to be here, right?
Oh, no. I don't know at all.
Well, you actually picked up my box. Let's see if it goes.
Now, be sure it has to be here.
Oh, on the top left.
Deliver the box on Radio Beacon into Orbit.
So, does that just mean we have to leave with it?
Yes, I don't think you can park up here.
Check any park over there?
No shots.
Whoa. Nice.
It's not a shot.
It's like a plate.
No, you can't park over here.
It's just short.
Get out, get out, get out. We need to move.
We need to move. Remember.
That is definitely where it's at. No, that is definitely the way.
We have the beacon. Remember?
Like, everybody gets smoked on it.
Yeah, let me try the parkour once.
Once
Let me try once this looks like the most obvious parkour. Okay
Can I get a welcome to the jungle PMS?
This is not a shit this is important for that the deaths
um what yo who's your assistant you're not on our ship it's on our ship what
is it buddy let's I look at them these are my boxes down there
I mean are we the Ness? At the bunny there's my looter!
Are you being serious? Yo!
Wait, is it? If you still want loot just tell us right now!
Jack!
That shot him, he's dead. Grab a shit!
Buddy, buddy, I think it's my looter! Let me check the bottom a little quicker.
Wait if it's not...
It's not our loot, it's not our loot!
I'm out of here, I'm running, I'm running!
Yaaay!
See you man. That's not my lucky.
I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know.
So...
I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know that it wasn't.
We will never go in layers. We are sorry.
I don't move.
I'm on her pulse.
It's the wrong, you're on the wrong one again dude, it's this one.
Not that one either, it's the one on your left.
What?
It's a snake.
It's a snake.
right but there's five fucking machines man like this is silly man yeah yeah
okay these are i think see what this guy's name is harder so far but cool and
stupid oh who's this guy okay let me just go take a look at that i will be the
judge of this
well i've been hiding in the fridges no that was a loser that absolute it was a
I'm 100%
It's in my tree, it's in my tree, it's in my tree
Let me go check it out
Go in there and check
Sir
Oh my god
Yeah, I put everything in my...
What the fuck?
JZ, he has a nice win
That's it
Yo, thank you man
Just look at that, just look at that
Just look at that
Look at top top two bucks
Yo, yo, so I killed you man it wasn't it I swear it looked like my little to look a
And I'm just a shooter on the spot way the looks are here
Is the good you said you had it last listen you could say yet it I
Told you I said not only this but said wrong wrong wrong
Oh
Yeah, I'm really oh
Said it. Where we going now? Oh, I know that we need to take the exact points of the radio
No, no, no, no, no
What's up?
Oh
Sure is that what is that what did I do a walk bomb
A what what is that looking up?
Like like how to walk out look what we're doing is that I can use
That's for a bomber if I put that on a ship and I thought and I started it
Does it fucking absolutely smoke the task? What?
What? Okay, I'm gonna try on the next one so we can see
Okay, will you have to hide? No, don't just go right there. Go hide that thing man. Why?
Someone's gonna shoot that.
I mean, yeah, I mean, when did that?
You can't know you can't put this in there. Maybe I'll just put it inside of the quarters
I used to stream snipe, uh, snipe blue 3 and AZ, with no mites, just spam kill up with an axe.
Okay, okay, okay.
Dude, that's like bottom the middle, rat shit, like, but Batman could not actually do this
in the anime.
Like, that's shameful.
I was like 13, bro, and I was embarrassed to talk, so I just killed him.
Yeah, but that's awful.
What?
I don't know. It's just every kind of time.
I'm pretty sure that's pretty much what everyone did, unless you were an in-chief in pre-chains of the game.
Then they were like, oh wait, you could talk to people straight and it'd be funny.
That didn't exist. You just went in and killed them.
Dude, I guess.
I think I used the MAU2 as an in-game.
I think this is very hard to promise.
Jason, you need to go on the left side.
You want to go C?
Yeah, for real.
For sure.
Right there.
I don't think I should look down here.
They're doing videos, man.
It's part of the game.
It's a part of the adventure, bro.
I think it sucks about losing this game, it's a little annoying to have to play with the
game.
It's a little annoying, besides that it's not fun.
Oh, it's not worth playing with a sniper, I mean it's not like we're playing in the
Yeah, I'm ready.
This thing's broken, right? It's like broken, too.
I know, that's what I'm doing.
We're gonna spot him here, you're ready.
Yeah, I'm ready to go in.
I'm gonna be spotting him here.
Coming!
Big fucking eggs!
I think it's going to be left or right up again.
No.
Okay.
Uh, where are the Clankers?
Right here, I promise.
How about a Clanker, then, please?
Oh, that's heavy.
Okay.
Go down.
I'm going for it here.
Hey, do you need to move to the other end of here?
Do you need to move to the other end of my spot?
I'm just going to try to hit him.
Ah, now it's still going to right, but it ain't going to right.
I'm just going to try to hit him on the left.
Nice, and then the last one will be up the right.
Oh, pink.
Okay.
I'm killing him
I'm gonna grab the tank
Two tanks, alright?
Hope we got a repair kit
Very good
So the guy yesterday told me this repair is gonna require shit
And I'm gonna grab it
These are not players, they're bots
yet
friendly or what's going on
i'm not
you're friendly and you should not
let's see the bankers
and i'll shoot him don't you don't mean for me for me
who don't really
it's not for a sniper i hear a lot of mbc's
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. That's one of our boys. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. We got to move.
We're getting out of here already. No, no, no, no. I do. We got to move.
What did you say?
There's a sniper shooting at another sniper.
I don't know.
Is this what I was talking about?
What's his name?
Ah, done something.
Stupid?
Yeah, stupid is.
These doves need more variety in the sound track.
Yeah.
Skipso, Belka, skipso, Belka, skipso, Belka, skipso, Belka, skipso.
I've never been saying that yet.
Burial is cool, stupid is cool, car is cool.
so much as me and i'm here i'm coming with like us
i'm i'm saying this for a bonus you got a lot of them look like it will
oh my god is that you um i don't know actually i think maybe somebody is breaking up a door
one of the bombs the snipers
I don't know what's going on.
There's drama going on.
There's drama going on, but is that a real?
I don't know. There's just a two of them shooting at each other.
I don't know what's going on.
Well, don't chat. Don't do that.
Be nice. Be nice, Lane.
Damn.
I'm gonna shot at him. I flank him really far away.
Oh, big loot here.
Like, seriously? He's dying for me?
I'm gonna drop some loot at the bottom here
Come a little here
Paul Paul's very good. We want to call we want to we want to say bad
But we are loaded it when we so rich
We're either red door key
But there's a very bad door here we need to lose this carefully we can find it
Somehow these people they're in the doing it the wooden bins
It's gonna hard to see it's nice it looks like you have to be the leader man
We all
Use your words use the word like hey man, I did this me don't shoot me
I'm drawing a little here guys. We want to pick it up
That's all I say right now
will never hurt you don't let that shit get to your head
I thought that was the opposite of it
um no
I can't work no they're shooting at each other's stuff I don't know I try
but why I don't know guys be nicely fucking bitch ass what are you doing all that
Yeah, I'm looking for rooftops. Oh my god, not the box game monkey. Oh, that was a crazy
fucking final my eyes are locked in it. Let's go. Dancing, uh, like, uh, dribble.
We need a red door key check you do you get red door keys if I'm just from the spot themselves
that I love or yes it's a mouse every single box and check I think you do this whole city
I've never seen a baby boy I've never seen a boy there's nothing no they would be in
those little like really weird crates like wound boxes you have to look into them like
these ones are there they're not like loot crates they're like they're like they hide
them inside of it you think arc raiders gaming in terms of how people are how they interact
each other now in these games?
Uh, I mean, maybe, but, as you're on Twitter and games like Rust, I already got this one
I've had right now.
These guys are just newer players in these other games.
You know what I mean?
Definitely a good introduction for you though.
Like, Tarkov kind of did it too, like you had to be friendly.
Oh yeah, yeah, but even before that, like Daisy, like fucking, like Daisy literally ruined
you, like, it ruined your brain, the roster brain, and then you're in that way.
Well, you get betrayed so many times after someone's just friendly.
You're assuming they're gonna fuck you over it like all the rampant. Yeah always always
And my mind was an H1Z when I thought it's like
I'll wait you become a new and it's like it. You don't even care like it
They're not mobile you expect always they infiltrated always
No, no redknee man, did he?
Yeah, I just get out of here. Yeah, let's let's go. There's I'm not seeing anything except for open houses
I
Jumped a quick down here though. Do you guys pick it up guys?
I think we're ready right? We're each other now. You guys can pick it up
Guys, please help me
Okay, I haven't picked up this box because I don't have an offense I got the box for
you XCC I got it.
Thank you man, I appreciate that.
Yeah.
Can you open this up please so I can contact you.
Yeah.
this game but I have a decent player base at least a little bit
so that we don't get cyber lobbies
I think I should try promising
let's see, why haven't we got doors?
we got destroyed in the beginning, remember I put a repair kit inside your room
so go ahead I'm gonna turn my engine off go ahead and try that
I only have repairs to the whole ship it's in your room
No, that's all right. Let's just get out of here. Let's get out of here. Come on.
Man, we should do it.
I have super red fuel busted ass.
Like, watch this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We got them.
We got to move, man.
What the fuck?!
We're stuck here in one second.
There's a red fuel accident.
Is this room?
I can turn it.
The walk's in your room.
Not that.
Let's see, your bomb's gone. I'll fuck them away.
You know, you need to remember your shit sometimes, man. You're just completely stuffed.
I was trying to clear the base and get everything ready,
There was just someone screaming at me that we had to move down.
But where's the hyperfuel left?
For some reason, we're not getting that radio box thing on camera anymore.
Wait, what happened?
Also, but there is an extractor. I don't know. It's not showing up anymore. Look, on the map.
But it's saying where we were is an extractor, because we want to just go back to extractor.
Look at this radio thing.
Oh, I see it now.
somebody stole the hyperfuel man
who has the hyperfuel
it's probably the guy who just went 5 minutes past us
I saw it in Jeff Caesar
he's a fucking good person
I got it. Sorry. Sorry guys. I'm sorry. I I run for like years, guys. Wait, dude, the
drop off is here. This town again. My trip in or is that what it's in? Wait. This is
trash it wait a minute wait wow so cool it moves hold on is it moving it's on
that guy shit go go go yeah it's on go go go
I need to look up at the hill, I can't get any more fuel.
Hit.
I need to know the other field. I need to know the other field.
Hit!
Back it! Back it! Back it!
I have a hundred left. I hit.
Nice! Stop it!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
get re-enter get re-enter
I'm doing it
how many seconds do we have left?
get together get together
bro take the score!
go get our shit go get our shit
no boys
your shit
Hey, you're a good guy, right?
I killed all the good guys, I think.
Yeah, HotSoul is a good guy.
Got the good box.
Got the box, go.
And there's two hot-sits.
I got it for you, I got it for you.
Yeah.
Where's your ship?
Yeah, it's right next to us this is ours
The job was that you want your sets already be died
Rusty a male one and that's not orange right that's quality that right
Go go go!
Take the loot, get the bug out of here.
Jesse, where are you going?
There's an extractor right here.
There's an extractor, do you want to leave?
Yeah, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Where is it, where are you going?
You got my ship?
Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet.
I'm in in three, two, okay, start the point, start the point, go.
Okay.
It's possible that the red fueler was self fuel.
We had no smoke when using it.
using it oh that's kind of cool. That's not us. Like that. Jesse, I need I need
the ATHLEAN. What is the um now we have two blocks right? Yeah now we're double
the weekend
Oh, this is huge. This is real rich.
So does the game also give you the items that are on the ground when you're tracked or does that those are counts?
No
You got to make sure we have
Yeah
Yeah, you do it, please I just look off my station at home
He's not the quality of here
I have to put those in inventory because these are gonna get split and now I want you to
get them.
No, the band is at the top, which does count.
This stays in your thing.
Oh, no.
I forgot.
Uh-huh.
I'm scared
Yeah, it's just when it gets a little weird just the eye but I think my hands it's really active it
It's got to get your radio minutes on it. Okay. We'll stop running around with it
But there if I mean literally just running around with it at home
I'd be on a shelf and it on a shelf and they pull up a boy. We lose everything
Thank you
Thanks
Do I want the rape? Do I want the rape?
Absolutely.
No, next time we'll point out the way of shit and we'll blow in a shit, boom.
We'll blow in the sweaterings, we'll blow in the heaven.
Hopefully you keep it in your hand, I don't know if you can hit it in your hand, I don't know.
Well, I guess that's that, man.
Like on a case?
Oh, here comes your ride.
I hope we keep it with it in our hand.
So, okay, don't ship, don't ship.
Jesse, I don't have this.
I'll wait till I nip stuff up.
GG, guys.
I'll do it next time.
GG, X.
Are you gonna die?
No.
Any Mexican...
Chatex.
See any Mexicans in the world?
Uh...
See any Mexicans in the world?
Chatex.
See any Mexicans in the world?
Chatex.
See any Mexicans in the world?
Chatex.
See any Mexicans in the world?
Wait!
I heard me dying when I'd gone to the ropa!
Yeah, someone's...
Someone tried shooting at me.
Someone...
Someone went rogue at the very end.
Oh my god!
At least they waited for our ship to go up now ready. Oh, we got the bomb. We got the bomb. Yeah
Okay, and now what I got all the quarrels back. No, no, I did my mandatory. I kind of I kind of oh
fuck
18,000 plus for me 90,000 for you. We got 30,000. So I mean is this gonna be world next?
Yeah, that was huge. We've to how we knock down shard of Nate boxes. What are those?
Probably is the PLI that we haven't seen yet.
Okay, now we buy the motor.
With the corollary.
It's ridiculous.
There we go. Beautiful.
Oh, combining different things in the shop now too.
Motor reactor.
It's the same fucking stats dude.
Okay, now we need mixtures again, alloys still again, and now we need the crystals again.
But we would have the motor reactor.
What's your estimated value of your storage right now?
It says on the bottom left when you're in it.
24,000.
I'm at 30k.
Very nice.
Absolutely busted.
I also got the bomb.
I'll bring it though.
absolutely busted I also got the bomb I'll bring it though get any raw origin
crystals
what was the shot of me you get it when you dig up
we need to give it to the tenons like I look at it I can't carry my son is a
the table like 70 millimeters we don't want that shit oh we kept the box key I
let those go away we can bring it with us I have a blue box key oh check to resell
the box radio is it like it says of the box this can it is valuable is it it's
only with money right it like there's anything else it's just money worth it
wait let me check the tech tree mate I'm gonna look around I think it's just
money work with it black box what would I keep it I think it's just it's just
money
wait why not seeing it any tech tree shit it looks as it this container is
valuable. That's why it says it. Like, that's just clearly a sell item.
Jesse, how many great gold do you have? I need 15. I also need mixtures.
Mixtures? Wait, on your...
No, no, I need only mixtures. I need only mixtures.
Mixtures is what?
I have
I have 344 of those
Do you need those for your texture at all or not? No, we don't you do not you do not. I'm pretty sure I don't
Okay, I need your mixtures and your raw Oregon crystal
There's an Oregon crystal look like. I need your alloy steel and mixtures. I'm a warrior
Alright, fuck you then. It's just you up then
So mixtures and what was the other one you said the steel?
You know, I need alloy steel too though for mine.
Really man?
Yeah.
Do I sell?
I have two box with radio beacons.
Can I sell both of them?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, that's 4,000 for phones.
Oh yeah.
So this new engine, we can build on it, which is kind of cool.
Now we would be even more stable on a structure.
Like it's really nice.
Maybe we'll give it a close nest.
It's just 942 ammo.
Oh my god it is.
I have 21 blue FMJ musics.
Well, what do you mean by that?
Like, for my carbine.
I have a purple gun, and I have blue ammo for it.
Yeah.
Did you shake your pants?
Yeah.
Jesus.
You got all my weird coils.
I only have two now, so.
I'm out of here.
Hold on.
I'm gonna bring a green 80 and a green 40 is that cool sure
What?
I bet.
Put some food in your mixtures.
Just joined the stream. How does this game work?
It just does, okay?
Just go, go wait, bro. Like actually, that's ridiculous.
Uh, I'll just, I'll just stay here.
or buy a new chair.
Jesse, I think we're going to need a lot of loot space.
At the top, I'm installing a new installation.
Yeah, we need a loot room.
Like, we need a room to just go into and throw everything.
Well, it will be a little bit scary to look at.
Fine.
Yeah, put it on the top, top layer though, probably.
something right now I mean Jesse this looks insane
well say
whoa
so we lost a little bit of stability though what do you think about that I don't
that matters too much. I haven't noticed the ability, the only thing I really notice is speed.
Speed is the only thing. Everything else is like...
Fixed the structure anyway.
I think it's fine.
And W speed.
If this is the case again, there just isn't.
Can we go even higher?
We should be able to, right?
On paper?
Just don't put the cannons on the top, because that was a grief.
Just put it on the same level that the driving level is.
Hold on.
Where's the digital game?
We cannot go higher than that.
Oh, shot.
There's a six-legged walker in this.
Can you do that?
Well, I mean, it's the 3M also.
I've barely done my tree because the tree that I'm doing is so expensive.
It's insane.
I think we should be spending it at the top, though.
Yeah, I never even used that.
throw that shit where it's never gonna be next to us. I never use it.
So there's no one else? Why no?
I'll switch into the gate to power.
It blocks the jump.
The platform above the door. Oh, that's why.
Oh, it's good. Oh, they're right. It's good to have, like, on your base level, because
it prevents people from jumping on, because it's, like, kind of like a wall.
Yep, yep.
That's smart.
Do I like that all?
really I'm ready to go I'm already ready I need to put those as a non frames but
I don't really I had those unlocked though so do I have non frames
Maybe just a cannon, Loki.
Okay, do I?
Okay, I don't have any triangle non-frames, right?
These will be frames.
wait to see like the meta it's gonna probably be insane probably gonna be
like shooting holes and like it's too much of a spade actual rust base
walking around I have a cool shooting gallery as well
there they no undo okay I'm gonna put those on as um just singles so we lose
stability
Don't let me drive on top
Except to go to the hole shooting gallery shooting
This is my friend I love I have shootings at that like at the top I put like balconies
How many cannon slots do we have?
To Gallows working sick
I
Do we like it at all
Chats only can block the jump off it I have all the cannons don't worry about the cannons
just like a block to jump up men
that's what someone was saying about the
the crappy thing that it covers
it's not heavy like we're still very simple
what made it wider I guess
we lose in the end all? we lose nothing
Dude, we lose nothing by adding a bunch of bullshit.
Like, six million, that's no more no.
Oh, it's expensive.
Bro, it's ten metal per piece.
One guy said it, I guess I heard.
It helps as it blows a reactor from being hit.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do that, man.
I'm sure I get that.
I mean, that was a lot added.
Dude, we're getting even added.
Jack, the add is walls, right?
So we're gonna add walls on each side, no?
I was just saying that there's,
I'm telling you, I built a marvel of humankind. Let's go.
I don't want to.
I'm ready.
Can you add more legs or is that controlling?
No, no, no. Yes, later on. It's tier four or two, three.
Way further.
I'll start beating him.
I mean, in a meantime, close the game, we get the crystals.
The crystals take a little while off the game because you have to go to the spots and then break them down.
And you can only get like two per run or something like that.
It's like, wait.
I feel like that's going to make the ship look so cool. That's six legs.
Oh wrong ship of them.
I don't see it's a cocky crab.
It's a little crazy.
This uses what ammo check?
It uses the 942.
Oh my god, he took me out of the queue.
So he reset all my loot. I'm so sick.
Oh, I mean, my bad, man.
Wait, not only did it do that, but that loot's missing.
What?
What have you been about?
Okay, if we dive that way, I'm done.
I'm bringing it like some top shit
Okay, can you just watch it yeah
No, I'm gonna reset my game. All the stuff that I put in, like all the materials and everything I was gonna give you
When you, because you changed the shit right so you changed the storage it like deleted all that shit
When it started, it exploded, it didn't impact, you're aiming it
Is that good?
Wait, you fucked my shit!
I had to. Did you hear what I just said you did to me?
Yes, I did it.
Hey, when you deleted that storage though, it toasted all my things. My loot was missing.
Everything.
Wait.
I'm doing a-
Shut up, what is your name?
Scared me.
Like you-
I'm about you.
I had stuff in the storage ready to go.
Chat, if you're a good cyber and you're the goats, and I'm talking like goats, I
If you're extra mixtures raw or again crystal alloy, I'll take those
Chat, we can even do a trade in this lobby. You give me something and I bring you back to the shit that I got in my storage
I'm rich as fuck. I'm bunch of shit in there
I I'm gonna bring some stuff back to you
And you
You know what I mean? Just tell me what you want. I'll bring it
But I would really, we're gonna get as a community to appreciate the great royal chases of six
eight legs, like the eight-legged royal chases, we can have that.
I just need some ore again crystal mixtures alone, please
Everybody needs me please. I really hope my stuff's here. Yep. I got myself that
Let's go. Let's go. Come on. I should be in the zone
I bring all the loot and you would you do whatever
you want this shit I'm telling you I'll let you bring 70 a blue it's so bad
it I'm bringing food I'm bringing the cannon so we're going to go there you go
I
Blue's good out bling it with some what what's there's some shotgun cannon slug fuck it shot intense like fuck it
Just eat this line is worth a thousand of dollars
thousands really big really really big run
Like we cannot fuck this
Forgetting something though, dude
We've been getting a box key. Oh the bomb
I'm going to get up right now.
No, I'm getting bugged.
I think it was bugged.
Oh, you brought too many.
You brought too many.
Remove your cannons.
You got too many of them.
Oh.
Okay.
What about now?
Almost.
Remove one more.
I'm going to rear up the shovel.
What about now?
No, no, no, rule your cannons.
Blue cannons, though, or the green cannons.
I'm going to get rid of the 40.
No, no, rule all your cannons.
I have a bunch already.
I already brought five cannons.
Rule all those.
And that means that you don't listen to comms.
I've said over and over again, I'm bringing these cannons.
I've been saying another thing.
I've been, I've lived and say that.
Okay.
All right, then we're on the same page now.
Now.
I'm ready to go.
I've been in that.
No, I listen to you all the time.
Is that, is that, like, whenever, whenever,
it's, it's, it's logistics time.
I, I, I, bro, it's hard to lock in it.
Like my brain is structured.
I'm oriented all the things in my head.
I can't do that and listen and talk to someone.
Like, I, like, I'm, I'm, I'm, you know what I mean?
Like I'm seeing the blocks in my head
plays themselves. I can do that by also communicating other blocks.
Didn't you IGL and Overwatch?
Yeah, but I mean, yeah, but I mean, I was the go to the thousand of hours.
I'm saying so it's like, I don't know. I just thought I could throw in.
Hey, I'm bringing the cannons like you get out of there.
But wait till you see our structure, though.
It's aura in the lobby.
When people see this, when people see the cocky crab, they will get the fuck out.
you're not bringing like default shit cannons right no all greens green and
loose because I've been that's what my texture is I'm making the cannons well
there's two there's two grades but I can already see the shadow I can see the
shadow of the cookie crab at 14 months oh i've never even seen anything like it
holy shit and look they want to hop on our shit and they can't because look it's jammed up
Oh I see the storage is up here. Yep, that's right. There's no boxes. No boxes or shit.
Oh here it is. Yeah, I do this remember? Just start with the machine. Yeah, you try it.
Let's get to everything and maybe go to a little, a little intel. Is this a limit?
down for that sure just throw in a little bit of food into my thing I'm gonna
what's what about if we kind of go to um Venedig first is that an outpost
yeah I'll have been a help to that I'm going straight
need crystals remember any crystals
Archipelago? Okay, go back and go to Archipelago. Go back and go to Archipelago.
Archipelago is a bird.
So that's on the right, I think.
I must start offering our cannons.
I see it. Wait. No, I don't. There's no Palakka.
It's to our right, man.
Archipel on the polo?
Archibald Vaughn Lopalo!
Like holy shit.
Okay, okay, okay, I heard it.
Wait.
Wait.
I've been saying it wrong for the whole week?
Archibald, it's not...
I thought it was an archipelago.
It's all good.
Oh wait, I don't have a pen.
Even the box upstairs, if they break it, we're fine.
Like, because they want to do the loot, that means, in any sense, like...
Yeah, I mean, it's annoying.
They need, like, metal.
Like, they want to loot our...
Exactly.
So, yeah.
The downside of top loot is that it can fall off.
It can't fall off.
It'll break and it'll fall on the ground at the top, and it'll get in the loot.
The downside is that the towel for us to, like, loot and pick the loot up, but it's at the
same time it has help to loot us.
I don't want to see oh no I found a problem if somebody's really locked in it they could possibly
Fuck they get park rucksack
It's on this thing I'm out. We can't really already shot it. Yeah, that was miles miles miles. Yeah, you're right
You love the cannons look okay
80 male will give it some high velocity 40 male will give it some
normal double time the back ones got a 40 we are out of 40 we'll get some 40s
then we're gonna go to the back the backside
Wait, wait, wait, wait, is that for the blue down?
I'm panicking now, I'm thriving.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, where's blue boy?
No, I didn't see blue boy.
Oh, blue boy's in the front, I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure that's blue boy to my right.
No, no, no, I didn't bring blue boy.
Yeah, I didn't bring blue boy.
Yeah, I didn't bring the boy out again.
Oh, a metal balcony.
Um, Yana.
So let me load up the machine for fuel.
a little bit, a little bit.
Here goes your goodbye, Andy.
Yeah, I agree.
It's the style that's going to run together and stuff.
I'm here and someone's coming up to us right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a guy.
If he goes I-
Right.
Right.
What's up, man?
I have food.
Oh!
Do you want a longer?
What are you going to say?
Fuck my bad.
I mean, he said food.
He said food.
He said food.
He said food.
He said food.
He said food.
He said food.
I mean he said food bro.
Yeah but yeah I mean this is just not right man.
This is actually getting out of control.
No but that's like, that's ridiculous.
He knew what to do though.
Right.
I think I'm going to run far away.
I don't find I think I know where it is.
How does that miss?
It opens the name.
I'm off with the ready.
Oh, because there's an HV, that's why.
Oh!
It's fine, let's just go to AgriProlago.
Give me something, give me something, please.
I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm grabbing your pistol far away.
What is your, open up!
I'm not even there yet.
Almost.
Stop.
Hey, man.
is that guy cool are you good?
yeah he's showing to him
he's looking at the swimming house though
that's where I'm at right?
is where you shot it?
ah dude I don't know
it's far away far out to the left
no that's now on the right one
I got him, I got him.
Okay, glad to meet you.
Oh, no. You can dust.
Yeah, yeah.
He's definitely the rocks.
I'm straight to the rocks.
No, well, I'm straight in front of you, trust.
Why are we spinning still?
Oh.
I don't see a man.
I'm straight and in front of you.
I don't see a man.
I don't see a man.
I don't see a man.
I grabbed the first one you shot, I mean you shot the 3rd one.
Nope, to your right.
You opened up.
Oh, yeah, right there, yeah.
That means that there's two crystals that we haven't gotten yet there.
One on the left side of there.
Just, no, we just missed one. I grabbed two.
No, no, that one's not even broken yet.
One that's miles away I didn't grab. I didn't grab the miles away.
And then that one is not even broken yet, so we need both one, no?
I
Need three
Yes, HV
Nice shot lead hyper fuel
I'm gonna curve in towards the coral reef so you go out and get him and then come back up.
There's a lot of them going to be cut.
Yeah, slow it down, slow us down.
Just go get it.
I grabbed it, but you have to slow it down so I can get on now.
Oh, okay.
or spy by wash our hands, you know, fighters.
Yeah, just please.
Yeah, come on, let's go.
We have three crystals.
They're all my bedroom.
Yeah, that's that's that's better.
That is all. Oh, but it's just split it up, though.
You get to refuse them.
Oh, give me a give me a fight.
Give me a fight.
I'm going to go for speedy for a little bit.
I
Need to be there tomorrow
We really love that.
That's great.
We turn off the engine.
I got alloy and shit on this one.
Needles alloys, remember?
Yeah, I got.
I'm not going to be there.
I'm going to do it back.
I'm going to get it back in.
Are these what the lot though?
Money?
For hair kits?
No, it's just good for hair kits and shit.
you get it for like vital parts it repairs the ship in one shot what the
whole shit yes yes you turn off the engine you use it it repairs the whole
shit yeah okay fine we'll do that it will do that it go we don't have shells
in there shells we shut the shit so we're gonna start looting up yeah we
it everything. It's on the road again. I'll turn it up for you so you guys can hear it.
Okay, this loot, it's two cities. Turn up, turn up, turn up a little bit.
And my house, this is nothing, hold on.
Show me.
I don't, I don't like it, I don't like it.
I mean, I had to walk.
You feel me?
Might be a walk situation, I'm not sure yet.
If you also fuck around a minute, I'll further the walk, I don't give a shit.
Come on.
I need the 8-4 jammer.
Fuck that fall.
that yeah well we got a little quicker we need to like just we did get this
way down there like to the like to the ball you know what I mean
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck this thing up.
Really?
This is so mad, I'm about to go inside.
There's like a whole other like city behind this
I know what I'm saying is what I said is what the two villages
Place
What I mean is that
The mom's like responding on me literally
I'm not a little bogged down so you can pick it up easy easy it's
literally it's it's at them it's really when you get in it
middle part bang
newtron is fine
look behind
i don't need to go all the way up
yeah i would have the whole second town no reason to go here
wait the whole thing down is it going to get it?
yeah it's very small yeah
nothing good to share?
no
no check for cops dot
that's that's where i find into that shit
shit
Well the lootable changes like it's so weird in the way the way the game works though
Yeah, I'll see the loot and it will change by me in real-time. Oh
Other days like the last similar box loaded the maybe it's doing that
In what sense
I don't know if someone said it
Oh for no one to admit that
It reminds me of like an anti-cheat like a Minecraft server
I know this game, yeah
Why didn't it go up the ladder then?
Oh, I'm bugging
What the?
It's bugged, I'm bugging
That's a quite good amount of things.
Really?
Yeah, I don't.
Hey, go ahead and go to the main platform, right?
No, no, no.
I don't think that's... I don't think it's... I don't think it's Particles.
Oh, like... is this the player?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, um... I'd like to get a cross on there.
I'm dead.
I dropped the box on the ground there.
Yeah, that's him.
Careful.
I'm going to go put the box on the tank.
I have to get my loot then.
Dude, I'm struck.
got it. Wow. Where do I put the box acts? I put a box down there for everyone's acts.
the great silence
does that mean?
it's I'm just going to go to the great silence
we just this whole place is looted out
it has to be
I don't think there's any other thing
okay I mean I dropped a bug on the ground I forgot what's that
we have snipers man so good
check
and the stuff letter
this is a step letter oh that's the parkour
oh there's war happening there is a squawk there's a group of 1v1 happening
but they're coming straight towards us right now this like the bomb situation
What? What did you do to the walk?
Yeah, he come here now and he's gonna party this
and we get two boots. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna third party this
and we're trying to get one on one of their things.
We're about to die.
You can see we're about to take the walk.
Oh, man.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Are you guys fighting?
Yeah, we are.
We're fighting.
There's a 1v1 happening coming
towards us.
We're fighting.
We're fighting.
One guy is running straight to us.
I can see him.
Have you jumped on the wall?
I'm shooting.
all right so shall we do this or shall we we're destroying these guys right now
I think you just put it down and you shoot it.
go team go team go team
on my way
I need more for those second build squad
if you're transniper use a green flare otherwise we will shoot
get the road
yeah you green flare will let us know you give up
hit
they hit they hit
I left the car
detrump-
I need a car let me a car
You're shooting at my boat bro!
That's your boat?
Yes! I fucked up that and it's still open.
Just go left then.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yo, you and she's got four assholes on T.
I heard these guys are gonna be getting rolled.
Can we talk about it?
You there?
This is where you're going.
He told me left.
No, no, no, but now hard left.
You're going to have to put it to the players, to the players.
Okay.
I'd better dig it.
Hey, Roger.
Are those the snipers, I guess?
Oh, yeah.
I don't think so, are they?
Well, okay, if you're going to snipe though,
our ship right now is full.
You're going to snipe.
Yeah, like, give me a liability look here.
Yeah, go shit.
We have more squados, it's max.
Okay, I think we can use the purple.
The sniper, switch the purple.
Go to purple flare and it will prevent the enemy.
This green is the default.
Use purple.
Hold R and then go all the way up to purple.
Blue, you might be shooting this guy.
What about that?
It's blue, it's blue.
Yeah, I don't know dude, that's not purple.
There's another ball, there's another ball. I lied down.
Alright, close one.
That guy's still doing green over there now.
They're on the off.
Oh, there's a purple far away, isn't it?
You want a loot?
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What have you brought to the coffee crab?
What do you have?
Here sir, I have this little cloak.
Oh wow.
I hope the MN is back to me.
Oh, very nice.
Very nice, very nice.
Thank you.
That's good.
Now we can use that.
Open the door bro.
Open the door bro.
I'm gonna do it
He's in, he's in
Alright we have match 5
It'll not get any bigger than this
Oh but the board's all gone, it's in
These are all from this part
It's probably not.
Everybody's in the middle of it.
It's actually the strat. We're getting full snappers in the lobby so you can just get all the loot. Hold on.
I mean...
There's gotta be more to this than just loot, like mumbra.
Yay.
Merchant.
True.
Okay, I'm debuffing all the loot on the shelf.
I have a blue, I have blue HVs on the blue thing, I work like this is good.
Oh, we have deathlights.
Should we go to 4 tonnable?
Uh, yeah, that's where I was going.
Are you fucking with me?
The game behind us is the honker?
Is it all sliders down?
One.
That's you
Is there any now that we're running?
Oh, I'm just flares
We have a drop off at incel say lemon
No, no, it's not about it's a player that has the box
So then there's probably only playing the whole lobby like it's not that right?
Should we just beeline him?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we should go fucking absolutely roll him.
Alright, let's just go fuck him.
But thing like though...
Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
I wanna kill this guy, let's just go walk on his shit.
Yeah, but what about Fort Lupo then?
Yeah, but this isn't like the first real player that we've seen in like a couple of
six hours
are you sure you're doing it or not?
shit
what?
we went right into the rock
but what the fuck happened? that's bad, it's dangerous, it's dangerous
we went straight over it
I'll do it
Oh no you're fucked, you're fucked
Okay, I'm gonna have someone in this list after the top shot, I agree with this
I know we're not there
It moved man
Hey, we can use that gun fuck it. I mean why not? I mean well, I'm well we're gonna use it
This is red player
this guy doesn't even know what he's dead by getting that box
what if an enemy player hits the wall with a bullet to it?
is he dead by getting that box?
no, but this is fucked up, this looks like a...
yo, yo!
he's dead?
what's that?
okay, let's try one, car
oh, two of you blasted them?
I think we got said lose look here
And if you do a quick dive in a bigger because it's usually pretty easy to lose
This guy's
Like this guy's gonna have in the entire city
You were on his way
Wait, why? Yeah, but that's I mean one of the truth is I mean he's completely looting up
Okay
What's it? What's that?
Oh, we're lagging bad!
Yeah, it's real slow here.
No, no, we're lagging bad!
Oh, we're lagging bad!
Oh, we're lagging bad!
Oh, we're lagging bad!
Oh, we're lagging bad!
here no no we're lagging bad
okay this thing is very good for the dog let me just hop over here you want to
all right you don't want me to not do
I
Did it quick as you're quick quick. We're we're not done
You have enough of that first time it's what I'm getting them
But we need those react and we need those on the list is really bad
The walk is a technical nuke, then it's 50 meters one shot. I'm not gonna
I got you look sir. Thank you man. Thank you man. Thank you man. Thank you man. Thank you. I
Have put it in the fridge
Thanks anymore live
Hey
Let's go
No, I'm sorry, I can't go if anyone
another month for the book sex to see how I got no I just eat fuck this shit
there's no point in this place there is you just go into the limits I agree yes
Both in the hatch and any type of weapons.
We're going down a weird
Hello
Yo, he's got a blue fucking you got two blue 80s on this
So
I'm at your post!
Where are you going?
You see?
You're in the hall, you're in the hall, you just started to see it.
What the fuck is that?
I'm a fucking driver, bro.
The what?
I
Yeah
I know what you're doing it wait
Like I don't know what I know what you're doing it all right bullshit. Wait, that's just lame
What am I supposed to do you give me calm I tell you we're engaging those guys I look
at you guys you're on the whole into them you're on the wrong guy no no no these are
the wrong guys that's that wait it's the other guys it's the other guys
Why are we shooting the guy in front the whole I wasn't I wasn't oh
I went to the guy that we were shooting
Like what what?
Did you not just see everybody on our squad shooting that guy?
And then I smashed into his thing and everyone just jumped on his ship
We were next to a ship that two blue cannons
We're in regular them and then and then you know, yeah, blue cannons. Are you guys that or is it? They didn't
The guys in front of us were parked for an hour. It couldn't be them.
Yeah, I just went to where the snipers were shooting. I'm driving bro. I'm driving.
Like my point of view is different. I don't see like looking around like you.
I just went to where everybody was shooting. I smashed into the guy that we were shooting.
And then I just my entire fucking thing went to 1FPS.
So which sniper action did you go? I mean they just layman.
The nuke is like the most powerful thing I've ever seen in my life.
It just took us and that other guy out of the entire lobby.
Yeah, I don't think we can't sign this.
Bro, it's just a mini.
Like, it's just a mini.
Well it's confusing, it's confusing me, it's confusing me because we're shooting at this
guy so I thought it was this guy.
Because when I'm driving, the guys y'all are talking about are behind me.
So I can't even see what y'all are talking about.
I'm looking forward.
I hit the 180 smashed into the guy in front of us.
I mean, I had to keep it a bucket.
The source and I can snap it long enough for us to get the crystals, upgrade it, build
it and use it I mean there's not anymore I don't think like I kind of give up on
I'm not gonna go back to the fucking rock field and get the fucking rocks I'm
not doing that shit okay I'm not I give up I give up I build a ship
it's fun like I don't get looting and looting and looting but like doing tedious
bullshit like like bringing rocks and looting them and playing on the ship and
and then going around and then getting alloys,
it shits fucking, you know, like, come on, bro.
Like, all those just, you just get fucking,
uh, a ticket is absolute garbage.
Well, I think like, if we're playing the game,
like, actually normally, and there isn't snipers
coming up to us, and like, we see smoke,
we're like, holy fuck, it's good.
Like, we gotta fight these guys.
When we see smoke and there's people coming up to us,
we're just like, hello, how you doing?
That's not how it would normally be,
if we're playing, we'd be shooting at everybody.
Of course.
Yeah, so it's just kind of ruined him.
I see you're gonna ask though, why are you on the, why are you, are you on the halt?
Because the halt doesn't mean the vehicle's not moving.
It's, it's twisting only.
Yeah, no, but not only are we twisting only, but I was full right.
So I'm full, I full smack into the right side of their shit so we can jump on.
I wasn't we weren't looking the guy in front of us. We're looking the guy behind him
So I'm smashing the guy in front of us because he's fighting as he's shooting us
Was he?
He was he's shooting us. We're shooting him
Well, I mean
I didn't shoot him
I'll do it. I didn't shoot him either. We I just hit whoever we're shit
I think the sniper is misunderstood who we were attacking and I didn't even know who we were attacking
I mean without everything so I mean let's just go dry. I guess
Yeah, we lost.
Oh yeah, that honestly would have been a stretch.
Does I have cannons?
I could bring two of these.
Buddy, I'm always for killing all the snappers though.
Like, like, like...
Let's just do it. Let's just do it.
You saved every time, but then there's a guy and all these guys are fine.
I mean, like...
I don't know. I'm killing him. I'm killing him. I'm killing him.
And no one. No shot. You saved this.
Okay, bring us to 80s.
Shoot him, he's so nice.
Bring us to 80s.
I'm shooting second.
This is gonna be war now.
I'm down. Let's just do it.
I'm down. It's over.
the bomb was at least accessible to snipers like I don't understand and
even then they were shut the door out and we got anyway like you're just done
I am good to go yeah we lost all the materials I brought for you the alloys
31 no not the alloys the other one I didn't I kept the alloys in you oh my
god I was so far away with that bomb I don't even any idea any idea I was like
I know I saw you that's why you said run and I'm like
Like you need to run but
It literally took our ship and their ship to complete one shot it you were like at least 30 yards away
It's 50 meters really
Yeah, that was insane
Yeah ready
But you know that means right if you made it onto a ship of somebody
With the walk, they can't do anything.
Like once the timer started, they literally cannot get away.
Even if they pick it up, because I picked up the minute it got activated, and I couldn't make it out.
Like it's a death sentence. If you see it, it's over.
Yeah, yeah, like actually.
Yeah, well I wonder if you killed the guy holding it, does it deactivate it, or it's just on its own timer?
No, you cannot deactivate it.
Okay, add some juice.
It's just literally a C4 from Counter-Strike, but the same radius.
No more friendly kill everybody.
What did the donor say? They're saying he's right?
But you're saying you're saying teaming like they like it's a choice that we're making I don't understand it
These ships come out like 5v1
it's like
Brother we get one tap and then there's a whore of slivers like it you don't get to be on y'all don't get the positive
The possible positives of sniping get only the negatives all the dog shit like well
We can't do anything. How about you don't fucking interact in any of those ways if we play the video game like how the order is in
If your sniper on 28 is, or even if you come with a box to this run,
I want a stupid fucking dumbass mindset.
They aren't sniping these good stars.
That's what it is.
I'm gonna feel evil.
It feels evil, that's the thing, Chad, so you don't understand.
It feels evil.
Like, bro, it's the entire lobby.
I don't think you understand it.
There's like 12 ships.
Like, we go to one place and we have like six on us.
That bro, and the other ones are coming down from the top of the map, like there's like I don't think there's a single plenty of lobbies. There's not one
Yeah, one guy
Just to start off. I'll do it. I'll end it
Let's go to
Zimmer or Mirsa I don't think we've ever been in this world
We haven't it's that it's been half us
right
No, it's just in there we're in
If anything, if you I'm August because they don't want to farm weird champs and chat and it's gonna be like it
Oh, no, no, whatever like a like or not talking like oh wow it was you
I'm not
I'm straight killing you. Yeah, I got you. I'll pull you up
I'll accept the chance. I'm killing
I mean again, too, I mean
This is the force it experience now that
Lucky
Rip Lutz I mean anybody much so this doesn't matter
We should have more power and more fuel now.
Oh we spit out right?
Yeah, but just mine.
It's okay.
It's fine.
Yeah, there's a little bit of themselves.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
I
Didn't work it this way right now. Oh, I remember you have to break my door. I don't even have a bomb this time
the
should be good on the on the bombs
going on that one thing is that for silence
placement
I actually hit him, what the fuck?
He left the mine on his ship.
Shot him?
Shot him again?
I'm getting shot by the um, the um...
On his head is the blue one.
It's a mercantile ship.
I mean bro, they are back on the floor.
I miss that somehow.
Reaction is on the better, I think one more shot is better.
Reaction is on the better.
He's got it.
I can't really believe.
Yeah, yeah, you gotta go towards the bombs
uh
Um
Yeah
I
Just gonna go
Well, they just actually hurt
I don't think we have enough of this gun, fuck, we got enough of that before it, 40
come on
yeah
are we reached or not?
do you guys, do you guys want to get parked in front of us?
yeah, I do
okay good
I'm still on it, I can't do anything else without you guys
I mean, it's all over the whole other numbers, right, that's the whole lobby.
I'm gonna be getting everything, I need to get some, some food.
Coming.
They're coming behind us as well. Two people, two people, two people.
Yeah, we need to rebomb the front door.
They're coming up on us. They're trying to attack.
You got this.
I won't do anything.
Hello!
They're crashing onto me.
I'm not looking at shit.
Err, maybe one more in combat.
I'll just repair everything in here in this.
I'm not shitting on anything, I'm not looking at shit.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
Wait, I thought I killed an Enboga shitter. How is it responding?
Yeah, one last life.
No, no, but I can't actually go really in shipper
It's my tree is way, I mean if I eat you
Inside
That's me
like this is just
I mean I was a loadout so we should probably go and pick it back up on the location
guys all we had is an 80 though
the same
what do you want to do with this thing I'm gonna try to go around
Yeah, it was shaking on the other side, yeah.
Kind of an in-loading down with the body, but one more coming up.
I don't know what I missed.
Oh, how's this thing guy again? How's it again, sir?
Go on the snipers, kick them up!
They take a sniper, go on the ship, they're so bad!
Oh, well, actually.
Yeah, I got one in here.
I don't need it.
I don't need my bed.
I got to go check the cell phone on the top end.
I'm going to ram over the shadow.
No.
That's my gun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna go fix the helmet.
Yeah, fix all the internal pipes.
Well, actually, I think we somehow survived it.
Yeah, somehow, but you'll see how do you win this battle.
I think so.
We need to get like one kill or one half kill, at least, or one border.
You can stop having it again. I'll prepare the rest of it.
I have no ammo now. I'm missing.
I do have ammo now. I'll use it now.
That's fine. I mean I have no ammo. You have ammo at the place.
I have no ammo now. I think you need to go make your bed.
I'll try to make it.
I'll try to make you a...
I'm going to put some meat on it or anything.
Thanks.
I'll give you two of these ones.
Thank you.
How many do I have?
That's the AX0.
That's the AX0.
That's the AX0.
That's the AX0.
That's the AX0.
That's the AX0.
That's the AX0.
That's the AX0.
I'm not sure if I can get behind this though, despite each other, I think it's great.
That's fine.
Okay.
I'm not sure if I can get behind this though, I think it's worth it.
I
Yeah, don't die. We're yet to do that. I'm under are you on your own?
Okay, I'm coming, girl.
Dead, bruh.
Come on, with me, cut.
Are you there yet?
No, I'm inside of a cage right now.
I'm trying to get through.
I would have to take a bullet and shit, right?
Nice.
Is it blue?
The photo is.
That shit behind you was full.
Not power.
So he's on rocket now?
Let's take a look at the plate.
Jack, how do I get him to bed here?
I have to have him hide under the ship, right?
Is there anything else you'd like?
I didn't get him to bed, I just said he was going to be shot at, because there was zero body.
I didn't even think it sounded like a chain, I was literally searching boxes and stuff like that.
Okay, I need to get him to find a player on the screen.
how do i hijack of ship with multiple players and hijack and give you a better i mean how
like you have to feel like a god essentially you have to jump on someone's ship you have
to submit one to me for the next hour okay i have to support the one i absolutely need
like this lever is so lame
Oh
Was that one right
Yeah
Underneath the ladder
I mean, that's so lame
Bro, see, no, bro, how do you think that you can respond to that?
They're hopping on the next snapper's fucking ship. Like this is like
The guy that we broke the ship twice
It was still alive and hobby on the other like they get chaining the next guys shit like yeah infinite lives
I mean it's so stupid. Yes, I'm gonna play the one way where we play with people or that happens
That's the thing man. I mean, bro
If it was like if it was fair slapping it behind it, but it's like it's like infinite live shit. You know, I mean
Yeah, really one or the other
That sucks
Oh
Yeah
The hiding screen doesn't matter I'm pretty sure it's like one server. Well, it's like one server like like
That that was the that was the entire server on the one place like I don't need to know how long it takes
We're gonna stop at the fucking mouth the top of the spawn all the way down. It's we're spending a circle like
Every single ship there be lying there. There's no adoption if everybody like
X 50 minute delay. Oh
Financially and then what oh?
Oh 50 minutes away. Okay. No that you pick it it out
No, you pick it it out. That's what we do
We got the echo low cake to the chat 15 fucking minutes like it's if you did that though
All all the people that that rash did it took a choose to eat it and that chips we actually won those fights go
and and the gunfights 100% they're like actually no 100% like off-stream I'm
pretty sure we play this every single lobby every single time I mean they
get cleared on God close enough why the fuck that twitch fucking has autoplay
oh man I'm gonna tweak out I'm a job I just send all the game up for vivid how
was that Xbox by the way I was sleeping I probably the one of the weakest shows in
in the decade.
Why?
Oh, that sucks.
Was there anything good at all?
Gears is okay, but it's kind of like a sinking ship.
You might be in.
Let me guess.
Halo Infinite has some new skins you can get.
Actually, Mass Troop is back for Combat Evolved for three missions.
Yes!
We waited
I'm sorry
I mean, guys, it's only 9 p.m. but I haven't slept one and two
Yeah, I was up at noon
I'll be shooting all day
All right, I'm gonna use those ones
Wait, when is this gonna come out?
We'll play a little bit when it comes out
I think it's gonna cool to see like
The early shit
Yeah, I'm a little bit again, which I guess I'm gonna take for a gambling if you guys like that
Um, I
Think I'd like to get this digital though. I think I like it probably more like one at 2 p.m.
But it is that noon means a little bit crazy not crazy. It's just it's just a little little tree
Good job. I'll see us
those we're not gonna join us on K.com for some gambit I'll see you guys tomorrow
take care give me a new check see ya yeah we're gonna be getting that all day I mean
is this a new viewers name well since this is 19 but how are you like a
a hardwood complainer but you've been here for a while, I don't get it.
Alright, I'll be on the video link in the chat.
Okay bye chat, be cool, be respectful, be sport and ship like and until the month of
Have a good morning, good night, see ya, see ya, and until tomorrow, bye.
And funnest.
Bye Jack!
Open up your commons.
See ya!