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No, no, no, no, no, no, shut up, shut up!
Ben.
Okay.
Hoof.
Bye.
Something that is expensive, it's inaccessible.
Gaben Newell, okay, CEO of Steam will tell you,
piracy disappears if you make your product available.
Bang.
Bang, bang, bang.
If I get down on three apps and buy a fucking satellite and put on my house and turn it to the sideways
For for me to watch your shit. I'm not doing it. I don't give a fucking even because 20 bucks. I'm not doing it
I don't give a fuck. I'm not doing all that
I don't know what that's going
Yeah, that that's my life. What's up? I thought we had dinner tonight wait what no
Of course, you told me even, bud, go to Adamus and go get all the stuff.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Dinner, dinner today?
You said that yesterday, yeah?
Oh, um, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What about tomorrow?
Well, yes, I asked you when we were watching the soccer.
I said, you want to come have dinner up north.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he just give me a date. I don't have that on my calendar.
I said that this Saturday is the shirt.
Wait, are we what?
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Can we just do it them all?
No, but we'll do it next Sunday for Father's Day.
Okay, now bring you a gift then.
I'll be there, I'll be there, I'll be there.
Render, shine, and smile, and I'll be there with a gift.
Okay?
Bye, love you.
Bye, love you, bye.
Bye.
Okay, guys, I honestly, I...
Oh my gosh.
You guys, you guys, yeah.
No, I'm here, he knows, like he knows, like he knows.
I'm not Alson, I'm not Alson, just a bit.
Watching clip so I'll watch I'm not else done. I'm not I'm not I swear
Jax Jax give me give you guys into a to remember check isn't this song such a banger Jack listen to song
Let's go.
Check.
93 months.
Let me go.
You should be ashamed.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Way
What a banging Jackie what a begging
It's to be aborough easy. Oh we don't know any couples in theazi
So I think I'm gonna rose that we don't have
I'm not doing this anymore.
Check, silly funny happens, we don't even get a fucking, we don't get a, we don't get
a Megalol, we get a few Omaze, a few, a few, a few LoL, a few LoLs, okay, how about,
how about you just lock it, and just, just have one emote you like, you usually get
at combos.
I love this call I love this call I love this call question mark hell under
So bad.
Yo, why did W1 of them?
Okay.
Okay.
I don't want to look at the stress.
The stress is.
You would go here.
Hold on.
You'd go here and you can absolutely pop from here to the court absolutely
any day of the week you go here for Rome John under the court absolutely again
if you think you can do that you're the mess you're the mess you go you go you
go to the edge you go to the edge you lean forward and you send it you make it
How was that?
He's gonna do it now!
That's right.
What the fuck?
Dude, on ground level, I can do seven foot or more.
Ten foot is easy.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Uh, put your hand bro down.
I was just following the bag out of the overcomance.
She made about seven minutes, which are, I'm a little emotional exhausted.
Okay, that's okay.
Okay, that's okay
The farming oh
No, no same house. I'm an option friend. Okay
It's okay. I hope everything will be okay for a second.
I will...
I know what it is. I think I'm just a little emotionally involved.
Oh, that's all right. I feel bad now.
How much love they're giving to Alex and everything right here. The walkouts, the set-up.
I think this is really the first of the fighters who's in their walkouts
Wait hold on that's gonna hard girl hold on
Yo, don't leave that. Yeah, why are they looking at shit? And if he's just fucking hard, you know, this is hard don't leave that
I don't even know if you can visualize this kind of things in your mind from now on.
Jack, Jack, I would have said I didn't like it if I said I'm not fighting unless I'm coming out and a fucking eagle lands on my shoulder and fucking goes WAAAH!
Jack, I'm not fighting it. I'm taking the main event. If you don't get it, I don't get an eagle to land on my arm and then some zoom in. Like, BAM! That's hard!
and
any time right
and see how much the
of their give into all of everything right here
I'm a big fan man
I did.
I did.
You can check my huddle.
You can check my huddle.
I have a 25 in high school.
Chad, can you teach me how to do that?
In Ohio.
You can teach me how. I was D2.
I went to a D2 high school.
25 points.
Yeah, I was like a slasher.
All of you.
Y'all laughing, but I'm serious.
25.
What's the game?
Is that an O? Is that an O? What is that?
Does that mean that on a full-time show?
In Ohio?
What is Dr. Kongo?
What's Dr. Kongo?
Oh my God.
It's the Macquarie of Macquarie of Kongo.
Oh, it's the Socceros Fithin. Jesus.
I thought it was like a guy's brand.
And then I, brother, like Dr. Congo,
I thought his name was Dr. Congo.
I swear to God, I swear on my actual life,
I thought it was Dr. Congo.
Holy shit.
Oh.
Oh, no, it's you, though.
Yo, yo, yo.
Actor, where you from?
I'm Russian, yo.
Russian?
Yeah.
Luis, eh?
How old are you?
Um, 33, yeah.
23, yeah.
20, which means what's the name?
Natalie.
Natalie, eh?
Yeah.
Where you going now, Matthew?
I'm going to Bar's.
Open Bar's?
Who are you going?
You're famous, eh?
I don't know.
Yes, a little, yeah.
What are you going, are you going home today?
Say what?
You want to come home with me today?
Uh, no.
You're a good girl.
i'll let you guess
oh fuck bro chill chill chill
what the fuck
chill
oh fuck
oh shit
oh fuck
oh shit
alright
oh fuck
oh shit
oh
Oh, fuck.
Here this thing.
Oh, that's odd.
Chad has an odd interaction.
Like, don't do that.
I mean, what?
I don't know if this is the one.
They get an absolute roll them.
Like.
Fuck, no strong.
Ooh, I like him to jaw, dude.
I like him to fucking jaw.
Um...
Ooh.
Okay.
Probably not the greatest fucking thing to don't scream like that.
Oh, wow.
That's awful.
Oh, no.
I mean, it's really uncomfortable.
I mean, why do that?
Why, why hit somebody like that?
The 39 month sex cubes yell.
This is a public company, a publicly traded company, very cool.
Jack, I was doing some research, Jack, and I was thinking it would be hard for this
stock to go crazy high, right?
I mean, just because the market can't manage it.
I mean, how much? How much?
Like, how? You know I mean it?
Like, I only did- there's any maximum ho on this.
Elon is second trillionaire after you succeed 1G.
Jen is just firing money pretty much, you know?
I mean,
Can you actually buy physics talks?
Yeah, it's a little bit difficult.
I think that, what the fuck?
I think there's like limits in Chidnell for regular people.
There were 30 billion debt, and they raised 75 billion.
Oh, yes, so they were just firing money.
And the national team, then they matched,
late in training government was stolen from wild internet from Florida Kansas if
they are liaising with local police it didn't recover missing items
because they don't know maybe water I didn't see if they were doing this in a
cis-lodger company in the US 1 2 3 4 5 6 yes yes so the president really moved
Jack, Jack the difference, move on now.
Jack, all these, all those 22%, 2020, 20%, 2020,
and it kinda got stuck there.
I mean, school, if you bought it initially,
you'd get your 20% upgrade, but...
Let me just...
I mean, dude, that's the...
That's the initial jump.
Of course it's gonna float out on the initial jump,
but I don't think it's gonna go anywhere.
Will it?
So you're the player against Roma?
Yeah, you're the player against Achilles now?
Ux, that's good to please.
Pairgway? Yeah, Pairgway is um, they're not a bad team. They're not a bad team, but they're
not great. Uh, you're going to hand it. Oh no, not this. Actually, hold on. Yo. We got
I'm lucky to have this evening in Gresh.
Computer volume.
Oh my god!
There it is!
Jack, Jack, Jack, and I know I said Jason's clip, it has to be added.
One percent volume.
Why is one percent volume still too high for his clips?
I mean, come on, bro.
Holy fuck!
Okay, now I need to edit the colors.
So what color should I do? What color?
Dude, that is my face bro. Okay chat, unironically one of the worst things in the game
chat
I'm not even I'm not even a JC hater. I'm actually a JC glazer Loki, okay?
Genuinely one of the most awful skins I have ever done in this game and I'm not and I don't think it's that a jealousy
I I I blaze the place that he was gonna use it. I think that's cool shit, but what the fuck is going on here, man
This looks like title one
Is it it this?
The jet is he have it does he you know he has sleeves on
You just leave this shit is a title one shit. This is literally Tyler one
This is Tyler.
Zero percent volume is too loud for XQC streams.
I never thought I'd be in one game to begin with.
Shout out R6.
Okay, shout out R6, shout out.
What is up with this color combo like arts?
What does that even represent?
Look, this was like old carved maple wood that's in toasted.
like burnt maple wood table I don't get it his chair yeah that's not that's
yeah his chairs is what my investors tell you tell us what you're about tell
us what is your personality we'll go you will do a skin off of you give us who
are you the creator okay I should actually want to on a wooden chair dude
dude dude say less sale it oh my god oh my god we know what to do and then they
the shit out come on man that's right come on
that's insane man
whoa let's play with it
is there anything else?
alright let's go though
um
let me rock bro
man that's like what I said
please into the twitch chat that's the reason that everywhere bro
it's just being negative
I might come on this shit being goofy
I might come on this bitch
y'all can come on me corny I don't give a fuck
y'all can come on me whatever the fuck I want
I think it's broke.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Gee, where is it, man?
One-a-one.
I come on this bitch, because I love y'all and I need this bro.
I'm God, bro.
I come on these bitch, have fun, bro.
Just have fun inside, bro, man.
This is horrible.
Listen, Jack, somebody's spilling, no?
Major play in Marvel Rivals tourney,
thanks to her coaching you, please.
I think it's broke.
Jack, somebody's spilling.
I come on this bitch because I love y'all and these brown guys, bro.
Yo, this hashtag at is crazy.
Look at that.
Ask Jim and I.
This shit hard, bro.
It's not easy, bro.
I've been put on my hardest shoulder this shit on God, bro.
His nail polish is filling.
What, it's right?
So I can leave that shit, bro, because I'm never going to quit.
If I'm by my fucking self on top, I'll give a fuck.
I don't care if nobody on my side
I'm never gonna quit you.
I know there's someone out there
that was, if they see me quit, they will.
What the fuck?
I don't know what that thing, I don't know what's happening.
Is it, is it, is it surely, is it trying to,
I don't know how to, I don't know how to react.
What?
As of this, wait, what?
As of this moment,
is SpaceX worth more
than Canada. This is not true. There's no way this is...
Um... wait, let me see here's some.
Mmm...
Oh my god.
But all this means that I go. Let's keep it a little.
Oh my god, y'all got a third world country over there.
Y'all are really, y'all got a third world country over there.
What is going on? That's insane!
What the hell is wrong with you guys?
So, uh, damn, no way. Yeah, I don't even know what to say. Can we-
We had Trudeau for nine years. I mean, send help. We've been asking for help for years.
Buddy, we have nothing. Nine years we got Trudeau. Please, I mean, is anybody gonna send rations?
We can to the now? I guess we can, yeah. Trump says to get Canada. Yeah, apparently Elon's just going to buy it.
Oh my fucking god, space X is worth more than Canada's entire economy on evaluation to GEP basis.
That is fucking insane. Wow, Elon should buy Canada? I don't want him to. I think that if you're going to buy any one country, what's a country that I think you should buy? I think you should buy Madagascar.
I think that's it. No, you buy England you buy England and fix it. It's not a hard you
you would fix it and chat all you have to do is to say yo UK guys you yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, you say yo, I won't be present in the UK. Okay. AC for everybody. AC for
everybody. When shit gets too hot, everybody gets free AC put it in a request and get free
back. You get elected to easy. It's very easy. It's easiest vote. I hate people already voted.
already voted. It's easy. Shut up. Okay. Well, I mean, okay, then,
in your domestic poses and almost instantly removed that what
nails this chance problems from some UFC, um, like, maybe
ceremonies like that.
Can't apply in front of gold. That wouldn't mean by that.
Oh
This is your choice within us will come place that money a nice government Katy Perry rather than watching canis first match on Friday night
Why he did what
Well, I think there's a mix that's what it's just necessarily making check some related links
Check, it's fine, it's fine, you probably just couldn't attend it.
Maybe I'll watch this one and I'll get it.
What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
Oh, it bounced.
Chat.
Chat.
It bounced.
It's not really his fault.
Listen to it.
Listen to it.
I am all for hitting on players, okay?
Well, you know what, chat?
I mean, chat.
I gotta keep that buck, though.
The bounce was pretty predictable.
The ball was interstable.
It's a bounce, it's a bounce.
In the paper deck, you should know better.
Yeah, you should know better.
Yeah, you don't know about that.
Okay.
Okay
Thank you ex QC for this stream watching this while in heart
It's higher game. Is it crazy to say we win World Cup? Is this crazy? Am I like, gaslighting myself?
Jack, in competing we call this the um, the ABC rule. It's not because, because A better than B, and B better than C, then A better than C. It's the ABC rule.
You cannot make a, it's called, I just also believe in the kind of power rankings.
You need to power rank some teams, but it doesn't mean that there's better than that.
Because there's, there's step, there's, there's power on the offensive, on the defensive, there's styles.
There's, there's a bunch of things, there's intangibles that make a team,
whether they're gonna perform or not, against another team.
And based off of wanting to announce that something's gonna be a champion, off of one game.
Because maybe they're not being explored in all the ways that they should be.
No for no. We're winning the gosh darn World Cup, bro.
Call me delusional, man. I don't care.
You said the win.
We keep a crap. We are winning the World Cup!
Bro, am I watching U.S. men's national team?
Yeah, I did. I did USA. USA gets a RO8 out.
I am surprised they made it RO4.
RO8, RO's AO.
All 16 genuinely crazy
I don't want to go back to that. I don't want to get that hate on me.
I didn't want the USA guys to say that to me.
But I was going to say all 16. That's what I was going to say.
Hella Length Nosed Minecraft Skeleton Buster.
Fuck you, Motor Sucker.
What is this ball?
I feel bad for Paraguay.
USA friends coming into football not knowing the pain for speed laugh.
Bloody fucking score line.
It was about the amount of legitimate goal scoring opportunities we had actually gave me a boner.
Like, bro, we could have, we could have scored.
I got it in the head with a can of soda.
That's how it's been for every team, though.
It was a soft drink.
Jack, does that not work up?
There's a lot of opportunities for goals.
But if the goal doesn't go in, you can't say, oh, yeah, we have a lot of opportunities for goals.
I mean, the goal has to go in.
The goal has to go in.
That's a goal is only a goal when the ball goes in I
I don't know for my opportunities the goal has to get inside of the net
Yeah
I'll be I will decide what the U.S. says they make it to the end of
Okay, okay, the
The defense is forming to be like proper.
The defense looks good and then they just completely collapse like...
He can drift in that number 10 position, that's how we find ourselves.
So, cutting side, here's Christian Policic.
Yeah, see?
Ten.
The ball now draws the double team.
Ah!
Splits another team, Policic in the box, plus the veteran, into the goal!
Any, neither of good defense, any decent defense on other things are going to absolutely demolish
this attack.
Sorry, any good defense would really clown on this.
Yeah, they're not being tested, they're not being tested.
Why double up on the last die?
Now I know Jinx is showing the game and I know this guy is either paid or he's lost his mind
like
Buddy buddy. Okay. Let's just take it you had ten dollars. I give you I give you ten dollars
You have to bet it. Okay, hold on
This scenario happens. Okay, anything
How much do you put on hit this guy's story here?
10. If you don't answer it's not 10 you're a fucking bitch.
10 dollars. This is a store every day of the week.
This is a store. Look at how much space he's got. Look at how much space he's got.
And then I just throw the ball down and then chill out.
Dude, again, it's...
That time, the five is dead down.
That time, it's two down, United States.
CHEERING
As far as you can see, that his defender is tucked in tight in Casariz, so he runs in...
Jeff, Jeff, it's a fluffy pass in the third time.
I mean, none of these passes are actually... Oh, come on, bro.
I'm suspecting... Oh, come on, bro.
It just lays a beauty of a ball.
Fans, right below us, Prince of Quintana.
Okay, hold on. Okay, this guy's getting that's I'm not gonna hit on it. I mean, that's that's actually gonna
Look at that
Let's be honest, China's best.
Most, most bitch ass hoes football players, or soccer players, would have flopped and
he'd go, oh my god, ref, where's my penalty?
Oh no, oh no.
They're on the net, they're on the net.
I gotta give them a little bit of a second.
Stuck tall, stood calm.
Look, ah, boom, stays low, bam.
I mean, Chad, that's, I can't say, I mean, I can't, hang on that.
That's... that's Ray Muller.
Say it again.
What? Wait... Huh?
Before this tournament
Chad did he get who no reversed he didn't know reverse they
Okay, that'd be a red fat plus one respect point review but
That reason I had lost was second
Oh
With a bit of defense with a bit of defense pergway
They have a better offense. They have a better offense structure, they have a better offense.
They just suck at the back line.
Yeah
Wow
What the fuck
What is it? Holy?
Whoa on the lens
I mean, there's a sense of joy in the game, I mean, it's just, it's, the, the, the, the,
The period defense is very weak.
These things are locked in.
Um...
Yeah.
That's about it.
You're closing pit off, really?
Show me.
Oh yeah, I forgot you used one of the things, eh?
Unlock it?
What the fuck?
Is he lagging?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
What the-
What the fuck is he doing?
I don't think I've ever seen an ultimate...
He's spamming left click?
I've actually never seen that before, I've never seen that.
I've never seen that in my life.
Why are they making players carry not rockets?
Why are they not making play rockets?
I'm not what I'm not what I'm I guess. Um, I don't know what it is. Okay. Okay. Um,
anyway,
there goes the fence. Yeah, true. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. True. That's right.
Jack, you can make assumptions about the USA after they play against a good team.
Yes, they are probably running late.
Yeah, no, I'll show up there and show you the music class.
Oh, I don't want to show up.
Okay, do you want to use it? Is it already happening?
Oh, it's an old clip. Okay. What do you think I know?
Thank you, thank you, everyone, for being here.
Chat Chat Chat, is it a high light flip?
You won't regret it, now.
We have a special surprise to celebrate.
500 million subscribers.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Oh my gosh, that's our color too.
This is awesome.
Thank you and obviously thank you to every single one of you that subscribed. I mean, I have a lot I want to say
But I'll save it for the end of the video for now. Let's go see who wins
I want to say something for my childhood better where before I had 500 billion subscribers
Actually one day had zero subscribers. This is where I created my channel
W blaze
And personally why I wanted to do this video where I gave a nod to all these OGA youtubers that came before me because when I was a little
Oh, it's in the video. I'll watch it later
Um chat is there not a candle highlights
Yes, what the hell is that?
I
Um, come on, man.
Come on, man, really?
I mean, dead at this free-doll.
free-doll what is the right pattern what is that because I know that is
And it's big
It's not it's it's a lucky chat chat chat corner to headshot the one shots are just like
Chat chat chat. I wasn't
Corner headshots lucky lucky. It's it's lucky. It's lucky. That's also unlucky
Oh, that was a little push-up.
Is that a shit kick, though?
What? What? What? What?
Um, Jack, why don't they play advantage on the...
Why don't they play advantage there?
Don't they have the ball?
It's actually good bowling. That was nice.
Now he does the ball. He does the ball. He does the ball. He does the ball when he's feeding.
Oh
Jack can actually good thing
Right, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah, right on that right on that
That's a rest.
Lovato!
And!
And!
What?
What?
That's him!
That's him!
How do you think me?
Oh, the tip of the foot!
Okay, that's a crazy touch.
I mean, that's nice.
That's pretty, yeah, it's pretty, it's a little bit of luck involved here for sure.
It's a little bit of luck there, but they were very unlucky. There's at least a little bit of luck
Shadda this is about what he's at least a little bit of luck and it being so unlucky
I don't plan in a 2030 as a striker
the ball. Okay. Okay. Okay. What's up prediction? Who
want to win a World Cup? What's your prediction? Listen, I
think we're seeing we're seeing here. One of the strong
here. Yeah, I think USA look good out there. Don't they?
USA look good.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Yeah.
Great.
Ah, Gianni.
I got to work.
No way, go ahead.
And remember, the jacket is there for you as well, huh?
Come on, give me it.
Ready to President of FIFA for two minutes.
Where?
I'll get you the jacket.
Two minutes?
Yes!
Oh, oh.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Oh, what is this?
What the f*** is that?
Okay.
any good goals or just little tricks on the field or what?
I mean there's no good, there's no goals, it's just little, little, little tricks.
Oh my god, it's so loud.
Zero alcohol by the way.
Chad, Chad, what, what, what, what, what is Brazil, Morocco?
The Goonphone is gone. Okay. I will stick it perhaps.
It's now! No, it's not!
A hack, perhaps, one day.
No one made it. It was fake to my soul.
It's Whitejack. It's Gigi. No one looked for the Goonphone.
They're not gonna find it. You will not find the Goonphone.
As you can see, it was true. Welcome.
The Goonphone is gone. Okay. I will stick it perhaps.
Yeah, I was gonna do a little Betsy chat. I was gonna go 3-1 in Morocco. 3-1 or 2-1?
No? Chat, 2-1 Morocco is probably gonna happen. Thoughts?
So I know this isn't, the UFO, UFB files, but what is that though?
What is this bullshit CGI in a second?
Do we know what that is?
This is some AI bullshit.
Here it seems to have the benefit of a crime of what?
I don't get it.
I can't watch the game on screen or not allowed to, unfortunately.
Maybe we cannot watch party because that company is a stupid.
Yo.
Minion X2 Wednesday.
That's cool.
That's sick, yeah.
What?
Wait, that's INSIDING!
So did that take a while?
Did you just have to wait for the waves in here?
That's insane
Okay
Is that King Arthur?
I don't know who that is actually, even after that.
It's Prince Ari?
Oh my god, I actually got it!
I actually got it!
Prince Ari!
I actually got it straight up.
Not bad at all.
I didn't read the chat.
I read it after.
I was going over the chat as I was saying it.
I didn't read the chat. I read it after I was going over the chat as I was saying it
What if muggle beats brazil
Chat to one chat to a Morocco
Anyway
Interesting in the
eclipse
Anyway, that's where
I think I put Portugal at like, um, at like all the way, I think I don't remember where
I put him, but yeah, they're not winning, so I mean, I don't make the rules, I just
no
They're interesting. Yeah, what is that? Oh
That's fucking sick it jazz that real
Jazz is a AI but still almost almost real me it looks yeah
Okay, okay, are you a boomer? No? Okay, Jeff, what else? Anything else interesting?
Jeff, I want to watch a little bit of his video. They look kind of decent.
On everything that I love, on my life, on your life, on my mom's life, I haven't said the n-word maybe ever, bro.
What the fuck?
I mean, thank you. I actually sent him a-
Yo, Adam, give him a neg-f. Give him a neg-f.
There's a neg-f on site on B. What?
What
You mean g you nigga
For the tease
Niko niko niko niko
Check it out
Go
Go
Go
Go go
Nicker
On everything that I love
On my life, on your life, on my mom's life
I haven't said the n word maybe ever bro
What the
Okay, I'll have to say thanks.
But then...
Anyway...
Hey, can we ask you a question?
No, no, no, I said the other side.
Cool! How are you preparing for the game?
I'm getting a barbie.
And a pizza.
And a pizza.
Where do you watch it?
Home.
Do you think that we're going to beat the Brazilians?
Hello, yeah, I think so too, yeah.
How much?
That's going to be a tough 7-1 for us.
7-1.
7-0 for Brazil, yeah true.
Thank you, shit.
We don't talk about that, by the way.
I'm respectful to Brazil enough, I never talk about 7-1-0.
I respect it, man, I respect it.
I
Am
What do you say?
What do you say?
What do you say?
What the hell do I know?
What the fuck do you say?
Okay, I'm done.
Did I tell you that?
Check, did you say nigga?
I would never say that.
Check, I would never say that.
What but a mile longer?
Sorry.
to the Eliminator, it's on this mode, we'll show you as soon as we have one then.
Chat, how long does it just cap the single event, the single, let's say they kept it
to like 500,000 for a little bit, because nobody gets 100,000 for one event, let's get
I'll just kept it like one. I'll just kept it or whatever. I'm not gonna complain
What
What? What kind of an edit was that?
What?
Excuse me.
I don't know what that is.
That's me! That's me!
That's true. Am I true? Yeah, that's true.
his eye area and his lips lower third. Let's get on with that. Here are his eyes and in
case you're wondering, he does have a neutral candle built.
Jack, I had just woken up and I had to do this video. Okay. Jack, I was I barely selected
I just woke up. I think someone even have a possible you're about to have some eye
redness or irritation from sitting on the screen for so long. Not so much with this
time, but this I have some redness. Yeah, I mean, dude, do the jobs are available for
such a thing. So Felix, go ahead and get yourself some other crucial component of
the eye area as your eyebrows and he happens to have a kind of bushy case
to clean up using one of these shimmers. The result, wow just look at that,
brightened, groomed, and ready. Now for the most important part, the jaw. Chad, this
game was lost 90 before it was the thing. By the way, Chad, this guy was doing it before it was cool.
Why haven't you blown a beard yet? Why don't you have a beard? He's got pretty thin lips.
For that, we're going to be using Bolly Fleen, which promotes fat growth.
Now I'm going to assume that XPC can't grow beer because it doesn't have one.
So, we're going to use Minoxidone, where it was their home, and it's going to promote that growth.
Feel like you don't seem to be an outdoor type of person, so we're going to give you beta-carotene.
You take this every day, and you will develop a kind of orange color that mimics that of a 10.
It's a very natural process. Beautiful. Amazing.
Not so much that the girls don't like it, and not so little, but it looks like a little baby.
This could be you right here six foot two guys wait until the blow what is going on
I've been doing it
Very interesting in Chad that's not that's how I look though
that's how attractive is XQC XQC has very unhealthy under eyes he also has a
It's a slight excessive amount of upper eyelid exposure.
However, he has a neutral canful tilt
and his interocular distance is also very ideal.
His lips are paper thin and lack width.
His nose is also slightly too wide,
giving him a bad lip width to nose ratio.
XQC has a bad face height to width ratio.
Where's that your line, KC?
Facial furs instead of perfectly balanced.
Perfect!
He has very high set cheekbones
and also has strong facial bone mass.
From the side profile point of view,
His jawline is okay visibility and his nose is big and has a downwards bend
His Ramus is very short and his goneal angle is not ideal even however
He does have very good forward growth
XQC has very good eyebrow thickness, but only his skin looks slightly unhealthy and too pale
It's the end of the day, let me slew that
You can get your own custom video in our bio now
Overall XQC can be considered above average with a rating of 6.25 out of 10
Who should we rate next?
Yo, yo, Jack, Jack, that score is actually above most of the score on his videos.
Jack, if you watch this video, Jack, there's like, there's like, I'm not getting it.
He's like, top five of all. Like, I'm, I'm, I'm, that's...
Um, anyway.
Wait, watch out, why do people do that?
should have been taken-
It happens in soccer, it happens in-
What?
You can't say-
Oh, we've got a little bit.
You did fight us here.
A suckle.
A suckle.
Ummm.
Okay.
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These creators built YouTube into the same thing as as we did it for some of the most viral videos in history
And they're all going head to head for the first time ever to
Oh, okay, Jeff, first time, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, give me one second, you know what I'm saying?
Jack, I'm being too one Morocco, thoughts?
Jack, too one Morocco?
No?
Yo, I think, I-I-I-I-I
Who's winning the World Cup?
Correct score?
One, two, it's a fucking X
20? What do you guys think? 20? No, no, no, no, No, no!
So, 21. Shall I 20? No, 21's done.
OK, fine. Fine. OK, OK, I got a total of here.
on 2-1. And it was 14x. 14.5x, no matter. Oh, shall we fight partly? Oh, hold on, hold
on, hold on, hold on. Chad, who wins your basketball today? Chats? You think the Spurs?
Um, maybe.
Chat, I think the next just went out, like,
Morocco plus one, but I have it, which spurs plus one, but I don't know what that means.
Chat, you guys think the spurs?
Um, Chaloba, Morocco, NYX, back in that, on a parlay. Fuck it.
Chat, chat, Morocco, NYX, parlay.
Charlie?
How's that moronic best? How's it?
Fifty months with the goat. Can I get a welcome to the jungle, perhaps?
Okay.
Okay, fuck it.
Okay, that's bad. It's only 6x though.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Check.
Spurs, Morocco.
Thoughts? Spurs, Morocco.
What's the figure on that?
Bang.
Bang?
That's done.
Okay.
Wait, is that nugget?
Okay, chat, what if I go against myself and I do, chat, I do, I do, Nick's Brazil.
Chat, what about Nick's Brazil? That could happen, right?
I like to be a draw as well, oh fuck.
Fuck.
Um.
So help me, help me.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, no, next Morocco, fuck it.
Next Morocco's gonna, yeah.
Yeah, next Morocco, bang.
What's fucking took again that back check one of those good answer
I'm doing it that finished boom
Okay, I'll let you put on again
You were to grab my computer when I was 17 and look at all the channels I subscribed to.
It's basically this cute.
When I was a small YouTuber I tried to join G-Sync and you didn't let me in.
I think we fumbled the bag there.
Can I join now?
Oh.
Wait, wait, how does 8apps get to play in both games?
I mean-
You subscribed to channel on all of YouTube.
Yeah.
You get to be in a YouTube edit button.
Yo.
Maybe ever.
I think ever.
Fred here was the first channel that hit a million subscribers on YouTube.
Hey, do they have us unsubscribed by now?
Wait, no shot at that!
Wait, is he only half-bought at a meal?
right now wait that's insane what is it
is made of cake
just choose one of the real Lamborghini's
oh they're going they didn't let me
finish well be careful which spot you
choose because if you choose like a
Lamborghini you'll be eliminated
wait what hey five times like a no
Wait, three is not cake?
I've got to be four, I think it's one.
Um...
I don't even know...
Oh, this is cake.
Forks cake.
Guaranteed cake.
Absolutely good.
Jack, Jack.
Four is so cake it's funny how cake it is.
Like, look at the corner of the window right here.
It is so cakey.
KT. Just look at this right here. I mean, really?
Wait, 3 is too shiny though!
Wait, Jack 3 is trying too hard to be real!
meal stop watching slow play this game
hey snoyers, there are ways to tell
Jimmy I have a red lamp oh and I can't help
whoever did this is a perfectionist
they all look so real
oh then?
uh real
I don't know anything about Lamborghinis or cars
but I know cake number two is looking for
particularly delicious
real real
something about the reflection of number two which is where I am because we have great concern
it's GORG and me it's GORG
Windows are not as shiny as the other ones. They're not reflecting the light as much as the other ones.
So, Windows are like not quite right. So, make somethings all right.
Are we coped on 4? I think we are coped on 4.
And when Corridor Digital got off their spot very closer, look.
Somebody noticed and took the opportunity.
Oh!
What?
It took?
Oh, that's fine.
I can't believe you've done this.
Which sparks Roman Atwood to steal a spot followed by G-Purple.
Yeah!
Wait, wait, what?
I just got saved.
Yeah!
Yeah, wait, he's wearing 4th cake, as far as I know.
Is everyone good with their pics?
Yeah, anyone want the cake line?
Jack, Jack, Jack.
I'm not going for 4th cake.
You will be eliminated.
But, Jack, if I were to decide better, put on 3, but get 4.
Which one is it?
5 is not cake.
It's cake.
Jack, this is so cake, it's funny.
Wait, hold on.
Jack, this is just cake.
Look at the lights, man!
That is so gay, kid!
That's foosie, I bet.
That was easy, I mean...
Crap here
That remain your team have now been decided change the floor
You are now all teammates. I think you can tell we're gonna be taking a trip them
It's a challenge
We can't do it
Without water bottle flips.
Oh, I'm so gonna feel it.
Arguably one of the biggest trends in YouTube history.
My kids played bottle flip.
See, you kind of know this.
Oh, yeah.
As long as you don't go up there and choke in front of everybody, you'll be good.
Right!
Billion views on water bottle flip trick shots.
What advice do you have for your team?
Well, I was telling them, the worst thing you can do is under-rotate the bottle.
One at a time, someone from your team's gonna come up,
so they land a water bottle flip.
The first three teams have all 10 players
Yeah, that's pretty easy
We'll move on, the final team will be a little...
I hate team games man
Always something Jimmy
Alright!
Go!
Alright!
That's the day!
Alright!
Alright!
No, no, no!
Stop, no, no!
Here's your guy, Robin, no sweat!
Got it!
Yeah!
Okay, okay
The team that's on the board with one
Blue Bulls!
Not bad!
Let's go!
Come on KC!
KC, let's do it!
They're big inspiration for me
Jimmy you're distracting me
I'm so bad at it
Why can't you land a water bottle flip?
Yeah, you're really whipping it
Come on, come on
And just like that, Orange tastes the lead
We're cooking
This is on Lloyd from Epic Rap Files of History
Bro, we used to jam out to those in my middle school
Yeah, we all jammed
Not bad
Go, go
Wait, wait, that was a good one
This is Evan Brown from Band-Ost. He makes music now. Can I play one of your songs?
Yes.
Here, play one of his songs.
Yo, stop me striking that one.
Band-Ost is really struggling right now.
More flanks! More flanks!
Hold on! No flanks on the wrist.
Just do it!
This is so freaking stressful.
Yeah, why is there whipping the bottle?
Oh my god
I love the song
So many of you I grew up watching and it's like I
hate seeing it.
Jack, Jack, Mark, can't you put it down?
There's nothing bundles or going 90 to 30.
Holy shit, Mark, there.
I can't get ready for this one.
Great team.
You've been eliminated.
Oh, that must've been nothing.
I didn't even get to flip.
I didn't even get a chance.
Ah.
Oh, no.
I grew up watching you guys.
What's your markup?
Subscribe to all of y'all for like years and years.
Oh, no.
Clumsy.
What's your markup?
BAAAGGG!
Check out the 3 guy!
That's the politics guy!
It sounds like a freaking train this year, literally.
Was it like a hearing challenge?
I feel like they're making noise just to make noise.
I think they're messing with us.
We can hear weird sounds.
It's honored to be considered a YouTube legend.
It feels like some sort of weird high school reunion.
I remember when 5 million subs was the biggest deal.
You're 500 million subscribers.
Check. Check. Check. Check.
I think I check unless there's duplicates and bottom-up to think about that. I'm any I'm any humans on earth 8 billion
Yeah, 8 is it a billion nowadays or what is it?
Like eight
One out of 16 people not only
Subscribes a check that they didn't want to video they subscribed to me. That's crazy. No, it doesn't go really
behind this certain are hundreds of
when the current drops you have to
identify which actually people the
verse 15 if you enter your answers
correctly the other 15 will be
eliminated to make it a little easier
on you because it's a you know tripped
out memory lane I'm gonna play the
Harlem Shake and when the beat drops
the five humans will move slightly
now play the 50 Frank one
When I reached out, we got the rights.
Get into position.
We're about to begin.
Are you guys working together to make this the 15 that move on?
Yeah. Everyone sweeps in a clockwise direction.
So that way we're not duplicating it.
Boy, that would be my correct numbers.
Wait.
Now, why do you laugh like that?
Why are you still laughing like that?
Play the Harlem Shake. Let's do this.
Drop the curtain.
and the bee drops, five of these mannequins
are going to move.
If you input their numbers, you move on.
Remember, it's only the first 15.
Only the first 15.
Let's get right into it.
Okay, did you see any movement?
No one's working solo.
They form teams, they're spread out,
looking at all the mannequins.
17?
Get out of your eyes.
How many do you guys have?
I have three.
You have three?
You have three of the five.
What number do you guys have?
You got three?
Yeah.
Guys, guys, back in the world.
We're going to win.
Remember this song bro. I'm just taking answers off people
I'm a scum lord
42
So what a beer challenge it is
Hey!
Oh my god!
You went on there too?
No, I sort of do number 42, popped it in, green.
I wasn't on there too either.
Oh!
I stole it from them.
They took your spot.
I did.
I ran back home.
Exotic jelly.
Oh my god!
I'm the old man again.
He's hitting a Fortnite emote on him.
How's that make you feel?
That's so tough, bro.
That number one trick shotter to Everlive.
That number one vlogger to Everlive.
So many OGs done.
Before you leave, are you going to make a comment?
They get lost again.
I'm out, bro.
I guess we'll see him in five more years.
I used to watch him walk.
Smile of war is God.
I wanted to join a face clan.
You guys are gone.
Cloud gig.
So where is he?
Look, you guys are just leaving.
That's the ladies and gentlemen.
Unbelievable.
It was fun.
It was epic.
It was epic.
The Vanoss crew.
We're all out now.
I was team Vanoss.
I was TD.
No.
Game in Casey.
Facing
That's not a monkey go to a side already. I'm crying
I think he's gonna make a video
Yo, yo, yo, uh, no shot.
What?
I think he caught.
All right, well, anyways, I'll see you later.
Okay, wait, there's no, there's absolutely no way.
I must have missed seen that.
We're in the final 15, final 15, final 15, final 15, final 15.
Oh, he's already out, okay.
I'm done, I'm done, sorry.
Yo!
I'm done, I'm done.
We're in the final 15.
I was trying to sneak in
I think he caught
Alright, I'll see you later
Alright, bye
I love you, mom
Top 15, how's it feel?
What do you say?
We eliminated another 9 of you
I don't feel these guys
What is that?
Oh god, it's all happening
I think it's going to be a 4 member
Floor touches the lava
I'm stressed
Don't touch the lava
Get up, next
Floor is locked
You know the deal, if you touch the lava, you're eliminated, but here's the twist.
I need you to handcuff yourselves into groups of three.
Choosing your team is entirely up to you, but it could decide your fate in this game.
I'm going out, all the way.
I'm good with you guys.
Shane together?
We're team.
We're team.
Yeah.
Your team captain, I guess.
Are you going to go middle?
I guess I'm team captain.
YOLO.
Alright.
Each team will get two of these circles, step on it, place the other one, and do that until you get across.
And if at any point you touch the lava, your entire team is eliminated.
Do you remember how big this trend was back in the day?
We played it as kids, like we would put pillows down on the floor.
Let's address the elephant in the room, why they all have helmets.
You fell earlier.
I mean, you made a Floor's Lava video. How many years ago?
We're like six-seven. Yeah.
First two teams to get to this side without touch-a-lava.
Move on! Three, two, one, go!
If any of your teammates touch-a-lava,
your entire team is eliminated.
Milton Franco's team is moving over to one circle together,
pushing the next one forward, and then moving over.
Ali is literally carrying his teammate on his back.
This is crazy.
Meanwhile, Marques' team is trying to scoot.
Is this track gonna work?
Don't go so fast
that you end up being the reason total sensually wins you can take our time a
little
what are they doing mark as and jacksville skin are way behind I don't
touch it I mean what are they doing the next team across still moves on to the
The next challenge, Jelly's team and Kodi's team are neck and neck.
Here we go, we got this, we got this.
And snack and neck, who's gonna do it?
Oh, Jelly, are you jumping?
Oh, oh.
Chad, did you see, you cannot leave the,
yo, yo, yo, that's what I was asking.
If you could use other girls, hold on.
Wait, wait, I don't know who it was.
After reviewing the put it on this iPad,
I have the team that crossed first.
As you see, how they crossed and Chad also
actually touched a lot of-
Oh!
Oh!
The co-founder of YouTube himself has been eliminated.
Change the floor.
Sorry, boys.
You've been eliminated.
Wait, really?
You didn't mention it.
If we have tech issues, we're now screwed.
Yeah.
Before you leave, I just want to say thank you for making such an amazing platform.
That's a way to make people eliminated, though.
YouTube allowed every single person here to change their lives.
and connect with billions of people all over the world.
YouTube with stars was better.
Because people would actually vote on shit properly,
and you could tell it with a video,
you could tell the field before you even put on a video.
Okay, you wouldn't get fucking...
I mean, yes, it got Rick rolled up, but, I mean, it isn't actually...
I mean, whatever this video is, it's just...
I didn't want to believe so bad.
I came to the Motrin Recharge Lounge,
aka where we're holding all the eliminated contestants,
to tell them they'll be playing a part in the final game.
How you guys enjoyed the Motrin Lounge?
It's done. Relaxed.
They're survived.
I know you guys are eliminated,
but thanks to our friends at Motrin,
they created the Motrin Recharge Lounge
for everybody to get some extra relief and reset,
which is good because I need you guys to recharge.
The what?
Because you're coming back for the final challenge.
The what?
Everyone eliminated is coming back for the final challenge.
You guys are going to have an opportunity to decide
which one of those people ends up winning.
Why?
That's insane.
I'm kind of willing to do anything from my knowledge at this point.
I made it this far, so thank you motion you guys rest up. I'll see you at the end of the video
All right, we charge it. Okay. We're down to the final six not every youtube legend can make it to this video
Which is why I reached out to the sideline and let them pick the next challenge. Oh, well, that's my shoulder
Which is why I reached out to the sideline
That's my shoulder
Then pick the next challenge. Oh
I was in on that.
That's not a legend.
Look, when they sent me the clip, KSI was still in the side-men.
I know he just left.
Matt really showed up about it, so I'm just going to ignore it and still use the clip.
Now, we all want to see you eat from all of Tos' chips.
For this next game, there will be one person on each side of this podium.
One of you will have the choice between eating a hot chip or not hot chip,
And a person on the other side, if they guess correctly which one you eat, moves on and you're eliminated.
If they guess incorrectly, you move on and they're eliminated.
How do we decide who eats or who does not eat?
Wait, what?
That's a great question.
The person with the oldest public upload on their YouTube channel is May.
Yeah, what does that mean?
May, which side do you want? Do you want to eat the chip or react to the person eating the chip?
Oh, it's not the agg-o-chip I mean for that.
I want to eat the chip.
Come on up and next one of these five competitors. There's either you
Pick me I need to know I just picked you because you're in the middle. Are you just picking physicals in the middle? Yeah
And while the rest of us turn around one woman they will decide if she's actually going to eat the hot chip rated at over two million units on the school
will scale.
Alright everyone turn back around.
Taking the chip, one is good for me.
Don't worry.
Oh god.
Oh my god.
She took a massive bite.
Alright.
Did she eat the spicy chip?
Or the not spicy chip?
She by how spicy did the chip go?
Try to extend it super spicy right?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You take your eyes off of her.
You're only intel is right here.
Look at her face.
Is it telling you anything?
She's poker-facing it
She looks like she's struggling
Like mentally she looks like she's focusing too hard on trying to make it look like that's why I see not spicy
Oh, really?
I'm gonna go with just a logical answer because I really can't get much from her. She's gone for the non-spicy one
Your final answer is not yeah. Yeah, that's my thing. That's what you try to sell at the end
Hey, was this the not spicy chip
Yeah, oh he got it right now
Eliminated, thanks for coming out. Thank you
The next oldest upload is cute girl hairstyle
Learning how to style their hair from her you want to react or do you want to be in the hot seat?
Literally, I don't want to eat it. You don't want to eat it. No, I think come around come over here
So that means you get to choose which one of these guys
I think he's easier for sure
And Jelly's saying that he likes hot stuff
I don't mind it, he doesn't mind it
Well yeah, that's an actual answer
Okay, you gotta pick
Jelly
What's going on?
Alright, take a look at which one's which
Okay
Whatever, you ready?
This is the jelly show
He just ate the entire chip.
Now, she is analyzing every emotion in his face to try to get a read staring at his eyes.
Yo.
Well, I just made it a little weird, but.
There's no sweating.
You're not crying.
Every little thing you do.
I feel like this guy.
One even flinching at one spicy though.
I wanted to be on this seat.
Oh, so she gave you what you wanted.
I know.
I think spicy just off the energy
that he's got while welcoming you to this.
Do you think she's trying to trick you?
I mean, if he ate the spicy and he didn't react at all,
it's pretty good.
Want to lock it in?
Absolutely.
Why is he looking at him?
I'm going to go not spicy.
Not spicy?
What's she doing?
I think spicy, personally.
Yeah, Jack, Jack, just the way that when he was talking, I saw just a slight difference.
I feel like the way that he was moving his wrist whatever.
Your poker face was so good!
He was on the acting skills.
Jelly is moving on!
Mate, I did not know that.
Man, they're eliminated.
I know, I'm so sorry, guys.
I did Twitter click, I did Twitter click.
What the heck the prank goes old this video is 2017 and your oldest video is
2010 meaning 10 you get a pick. Are you eating or reacting? I'm gonna have
My friend felt eat the chips. Oh really?
You put the power in his hands
Alright everyone turn around face this way let us know
That was quick, wow.
The final spot in the final game is decided right now.
Check this shit out, there's a ray gun
jumped on this one.
That looks spicy.
I'll let you chew it.
Yeah.
You know.
That is so good.
Mm-hmm.
Have you tried the few schools chocolate milk?
And he goes, yeah.
And then I go like, um...
I don't know what some have in even the chip.
There's some few schools chocolate milk.
Okay, can you try the...
Okay, hash it out.
There's something right there for you.
Wait, are you helping your brother?
Product?
Are you trying to trick him into drinking?
A little bit of both.
I've eaten the spicy chip before.
Breathing was bad.
Okay.
Breathing.
Did you buy it?
When you did that breath, what did you notice?
He's exposing his mouth.
Your eyes are glossy, bro.
Oh yeah, wait, stare into those eyes.
But you're not really sweating.
Oh, man.
Hold on.
Spicy.
He didn't cut through the noise.
We have a chip that was eaten that was not spicy.
No, not a thing.
Not spicy.
Just because he was doing the thing with...
Ooh.
So my mind's pulling me that you just didn't...
He's sweating though, but...
My final answer?
Uh-huh.
Spicy.
I believe you ate...
Spicy.
Uh...
He's smart enough to do something to them, Chef.
Spicy, Chef.
Yeah, spicy.
But you're dying right now?
No.
I was on half one, man. It was easy.
Jack, Jack, if I ate the chips, I'd be cool.
I need all the milk.
Alright, JC.
No milk?
No, I'm good.
Oh, wow, look at that.
And you three will be competing in the final game for one million dollars to one of your fans.
Insane.
I managed to get the one million dollars.
I'd love to give back to my community through gaming equipment, gaming consoles, for those that aren't as fortunate.
would take $20,000 split across 50 people.
I would rebuild the entire video that we're doing right now
inside of a video game and let my community battle it out.
Probably give $50,000 away at a time.
Ready for the million dollar game?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
I'm going to take a trip down Humory Lane
without hitting the biggest game in YouTube history.
The game that started my career, the game that
started so many careers.
What?
Bring it in!
If you can't, on a profit, this is whatever you're buying.
In this game, you will have access to a bunch of Minecraft building materials.
Oh my goodness.
Minecraft is the most popular video game in the world.
It was actually my first video on this channel.
It shaped the platform into what it is today.
How many Minecraft videos have you made?
Probably 2,000.
How many have you made?
Probably 2,000 as well.
How many have you made?
Zero.
Really? Really, zero?
The bill is up.
That's Minecraft. How else you can?
And then-
I'm not saying it's physical, it's whatever money.
I mean, the 50k is too much in chunks.
If it's a mill, I mean 20 winners of 50k is gonna, it's gonna, it's not, no, I'm not
enough.
Why not just give 5k 20 times?
And we will bring back all the eliminated YouTubers from this video to vote on the best
build.
Everyone has the most votes.
To win their fans $1 million.
Wow.
Alright.
Three, two, one.
Begin building.
It's taking five at a time.
Wow, Phil is getting right into it.
Begin building!
It's taking five at a time.
Wow, Phil, it's getting right into it.
I have an idea.
That's really true.
That would be amazing.
You want the person to be able to come in,
and it feels nice on the inside as well.
Hey, guys, don't forget to look at your chest.
You have a crafting table.
This is everything inside their chest.
We've got some fences.
We've got some flowers.
Everyone is super locked in on their build right now.
But honestly, all of them have a long way to go.
Oh, no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
Is it like this?
I'm kicking myself.
You don't.
You got nothing.
This is...
You got it.
They land dollars on the line.
Well, some lollies bushes me.
I'm gonna be very...
Oh my god, dude, this guy doesn't get it.
Chad, Chad, he doesn't get it.
You don't do that.
You don't...
Jesus.
They land dollars on the line.
Well, some lollies bushes me.
Really?
Really?
I'm gonna be very...
Happy.
Not just because of Minecraft, but he is a big gardener.
I try to play with my kids.
They run circles around me, and then it's like,
It's like dad. I underestimate how long it would take to put the blocks just don't get any excited
It's gone by Ali's getting there Bill has a fortress
Yes, look nice
Ali
I'm gonna be honest me need that's good news. Okay
And while they're building the CEO of YouTube has a surprise for me. We'll be right back
You know Jimmy good to see you. We have a special surprise. Oh, it's already five hundred million subscribers
I'll let it roll by these three pieces in a jiff.
You think so? Yeah, looks good mate. I'm a bit worried. Me and Phil's are very close. Jelly is unique. I think it's comes down to plus and minus.
Everyone, you have...
Some of these blocks are sideways or diagonal. That's not even Minecraft.
One minute. One of these builds.
But when I'm million dollars for their subscribers.
Oh, crap.
When that time it hits zero. No more stacking. No more laying. No more moving. No more hitting things.
Okay, that guy, I mean...
Captain Sparkles are you the most famous?
Pressure to be the first one how many hours would you say you have a minecraft like a year?
So you are more than what to judge only a year. I've seen a few come on up here
We'll start with jelly only a year to my minecraft build this right here is tree house
Okay, yeah, we do have an entry so for example any foxes right ready squirrels. I want to go up into the tree
We have a beautiful ladder with an entry way on the side.
These don't, they don't use the lighters though.
Trees only decides.
Yeah, I squills don't go up the lighters though.
I need to do foxes though.
They don't do, they don't do that.
Plants on the outside and if we make our way in, we can close the doors.
Oh yeah.
Keeping the mobs out whilst we stay inside.
Siders, what about spiders though?
What about spiders though?
What about these elevations?
Skums can shoot, can shoot inside of it.
What about, what about bats and shit?
Let the night cycle pass and then when the mobs are done, you open it back up and I fill up the Franco. Yes, sir
The one with the least. See that was a lot of fun. Have you?
That's our only case in the movie. This is this build, right? So I have maybe 40 log-douhours.
My son-in-law is gonna come. He yelled at me when I used the wrong wood and so you've been-
Well, using the wrong wood is one thing, right?
But putting blocks sideways is absolutely egregious. Like look at this.
Like this, Jaddy's like the one number one rule of building
like what is this shit this is like just for him it's pretty much our first
build to go oh man this is a tough decision I'm impressed which build do you like the
most I think alley A has the most impressive structure yeah oh shot more and
more youtubers cast a vote to Franko I gotta go with Ali's house a vote for Ali
chest is a lot of nice like get them I gotta go with Ali I've got to go with
I'm giving it to Ali it seemed that some of them preferred the structure Ali man. That's mine craft architecture
Yeah, my boat is you're gonna probably yeah others like Phil's connection with his son
I gotta go with the fields
I'm gonna go Phil as well like the story just like it's just so touching like with your son
You built this thing and he's gonna see this video. Yeah, I think out of all the three builds and like jelly
Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, okay, get it out, get it out.
Joey has one, so.
Honestly, Joey, you could probably just leave with him.
All right, hey.
Listen, listen, calm down, all right?
Let me sneak it out to the end.
Okay.
I was like, okay, I need to do something unique
to try and step it out.
You're very bold, I know, but I, you know,
I'm not tall and it didn't work out.
Butchville and Allie were virtually tied.
I gotta give it to Allie.
I picked, so.
Allie's goal is in the back and I have to give it to Phil.
Allie I'm gonna have to go ahead and vote for Philip. Allie. I have to go with Allie. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Purple flowers what I said
Check the alley a wins off the rip. Check. You can talk about putting a chest in the back
You see the chest from from the top. It looks nice. It looks like it's furnished
Flowers are on me up. My cat Nyland just passed. I love your ears, and I pick you up
I'm looking at a tree with torches on it. That's about to burn down a house with no lighting inside
that's gonna spawn zombies and kill him,
and then this one that works.
I'm gonna go with Phil.
You would've voted for Ali-A's house.
Phil's got the biggest house, so it seems to me.
Wait, I'm gonna go with Phil.
I'm with all of those cast...
But he's right!
I do not condone this.
Okay, we have the results.
The one million-dollar winner is...
not jelly you uh valley no i'm sorry thanks for having me jimmy you were some fierce competitors
thank you i love both of your houses i have no idea who's got this chat his house is there
one of youtube million dollars to your subscribers good luck good luck the winner of a million
dollars from our subscriber is really i love that oh my god oh not bad not bad
That's crazy. I can't believe you did this.
I can't believe it either. I was almost out on the first challenge.
Yeah. How are you going to give away the $1 million to your subscribers?
We're going to do 20,050 times.
Yeah.
Before you leave the video, I wanted to say something from my childhood bedroom,
where before I had 500 million subscribers,
actually one day I had zero subscribers.
This is where I created my channel,
and personally why I wanted to do this
was because I wanted to make sure that I had a million subscribers.
I wanted to make sure that I had a million subscribers.
I wanted to make sure that I had a million subscribers.
I wanted to make sure that I had a million subscribers.
And personally why I wanted to do this video where I gave a nod to all these
OG YouTubers that came before me because when I was a little kid in this
bedroom a lot of these creators I used to watch them every single day and I
just want to one more time just say thank you to the 50 creators that came
out you guys were all amazing everyone was super kind and very grateful for all
of you and I also just want to say thank you to all the you that watch the
videos because without you guys watching these videos I wouldn't be able to build
wells around the world feed people in need I want to be able to do the good I
Even if it was still just a handful of you watching even if most of yous went away
And it was just me right now talking to ten of you. I still be grinding YouTube
I love this more than you could ever imagine
I'm beyond blessed to have this many viewers in closing. I just want to say I will never take you guys for granted and
Thanks
That's cool
That's nice. I enjoyed it. I think I think it's actually pretty good
I think the challenges were a little bit underwhelming in terms of like performance, whatever, like they didn't leave a lot of stress for performance, but it wasn't a bad video.
You know what I mean?
Chat, how much time is it left on the game?
Jesus, I think my bed is cooking low key.
Chat, I think I covered the chat at this point, it's a toss up, it can be anything.
Chat, at this point, it's your accent.
Half does that make let's be honest only one more goals gonna be scored it not two goals
It's either zero or one goal all I have to do is hope it goes my way and then this is too fucking easy
And then I mean
How was that
James on a resident in New Houston on a mission in charge of King weapon in a motor vehicle
It's a difficult, interesting, interesting.
And what's that in Houston?
Jesus.
But why them?
How would that even happen?
Like, did he get pulled over or not to get searched?
I mean, I don't really understand it.
How would that even happen?
Like, how does that...
You see the car?
Holds started Jesus. Are they gonna show the body the body of some problems react comes up react
Speaking of which
No, where's this lady gonna use
Classic class what a classic
And we are live here tonight on pays on day games January 30th 20
That is insane.
Jax's audio is looping, that's why.
Jax, how long was the shi- Jax, like, four hours, no?
I mean look how bad that is I mean
There's like four hours
Holy shit
Alright, oh
I'm not fine for this
Chad is my only has views because uh buh-bah, but if you don't respond about it. I'm not like I'm not fine for this
Um
Chad true or false. It's true, right? I understand
You'll be the mark of the day. I should have my sweatshirt plugged in
Yo Felix is it true that your meat is 30 centimeters long pause champ?
Yeah
All right
All right
So I got you
I don't mind it
All right, that was nice. I'm gonna get back watching this really. Oh shit. Is it tour? Oh, it's way too early, right?
It's all good. I'm not gonna get back
The bomb
All right, yeah, what else there anything to think?
What I like this
So this side, that's a lot of planes though.
Wait, that looks insane!
Interesting, what is this thing?
A what?
Wow!
I certainly got run over here on Christmas.
A man is left fighting for his life after being struck by a truck at a birthday party,
leaving police to determine whether it was a tragic accident or something more deliberate.
I'm in charge.
I'm the baddest f***ing moron in county.
Now I'll shut the f*** up and you ask me questions.
The following is based on official police records released to date, and the footage has never
been seen before until now.
In the early evening of May 10th, 2025, officers from the League City, Texas Police Department
responded to an accident call at a neighborhood park, where paramedics already on scene are
treating a gravely injured man.
The injured man is Donald Corvette Davis, a 72-year-old local resident.
Yeah? You know what happened to you? Did you bet on the Marika? I did, yeah.
But if it draws on coach, all my shit was...
All my shit was...
What happened? Officers begin working to determine how and why something like this could occur.
Look at these acceleration marks right here, what breaking marks. I don't know if it was this
public. See them right here in the back? I don't know if that's what's with them.
They turn their attention to a Ford F-150 parked on the grass nearby, and the man still seated behind the wheel.
78-year-old Vietnam veteran and former League City resident, Ted Castle.
I'm the one who ran over him.
I'm the one who ran over him.
78, Jeff, you're saying now, huh?
It helps to break sometimes when it's trucked.
What old was he when he was in Vietnam?
He came for my friend's birthday party.
Okay.
And is he here for the same party?
I don't even know who the f*** that is.
We have a broken hip, a femur, and a D-glob bright hand.
So like all the skin would feel bad.
Both men came to the park to attend the 95th birthday party of a mutual friend known locally as dub.
As Ted continues speaking with officers, he describes prior incidents in which he says
his foot slipped from the brake onto the accelerator, suggesting something similar occurred today.
I was hitting my face breaks, north of Grandin Blanc, some fish in my pond.
I was getting ready to park my foot slipped off the brake and I hit another truck head off.
Okay? Well, here's a picture of the second time.
Well, I hit the good one this time.
Okay.
See the bumper?
Yes, it was.
That's that same bumper.
It was caved in 16 inches.
All right.
So he's got a handprint there right on the front bumper.
Yeah, that could be him.
Yeah, that could be what he gloves his hand, right?
Because that would possibly be a right hand, maybe?
That is a hand.
Oh, thanks for the content, Ted.
That side was a fucking person.
But I certainly got run over to him on purpose.
I can guarantee you that.
That was an accident.
It goes on to tell officers that he was the first one to arrive for the party and pulled
onto the grass because he has difficulty walking.
With his pick-up being the only vehicle there, it didn't take long for a local to notice.
When he first got away, he circled around and parked there, and that's what I told him.
He really shouldn't.
I see him off.
I said, I lived here for 30 years.
I could go wherever I want, and I just told him, I said, people see your car there, they're
going to think they can park there.
Right.
The parking lot.
Right.
I just walked away and then I went back to my house and I saw the sun and I sat down.
Corvette called me and said, what's the deal with the truck at the park?
I explained him what happened to me.
I didn't think it was going to come down in here, but he did it in front of the guy.
Guests continue to arrive for the celebration,
despite the park having been transformed into an active crime scene.
Can you believe this? People are just getting showered up.
Wait, really?
No, I had to move for the time part.
So you're safe.
Um, now we got a doodle in the scene.
As Corbett is rushed to the hospital fighting for his wife,
Ted takes the opportunity to tell the officers a little bit about himself.
Yellow's my color, right?
Oh, this jeep.
I bought it because it was yellow.
The doodles.
It's a 1988.
Look, that's a pretty fun jeep, huh?
Yes, sir.
It's more than just fun.
It's kicking.
I'm just telling you a little bit about who the f*** I am.
I'm listening.
I'm not trying to bore you on that.
Not bore me?
Good.
And I guess I can fill you some more yellow beer.
But as officers continue processing the scene,
Ted becomes increasingly irritated by the inconvenience
the investigation is becoming for him.
No, I'm not wallowing out of my truck.
I don't even know where it is for sure.
Okay.
I'm not leaving without it.
No, where do you get that wallet?
Somebody get over and get it.
How many cops you got?
You're 18 cops and nobody's helping me do a thing.
I got a piss and nobody's helping me do that.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Well, there will be statements.
Well, I'll fucking check.
I mean, it's not right to be checked.
It's a crime scene.
There's a bunch of evidence.
They want to manipulate it and possibly change it.
My attorney will not appreciate that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I think we both thought we'd be f***ing in the car.
What did you say?
No, you don't.
This car is a weapon, and it's evidence.
I need to get out of here.
Okay.
I need to come home.
I'm here to help him, bro.
If I got him, he shows up, he'll recognize the kids.
You better not arrest me if you do.
You know, I can just give you some steak in your life.
Hey, come here.
Get over here.
All right.
I got a fist right now.
Okay.
I'll figure that out, and I'm gonna fist like,
I'll stand up and piss right here.
I'm going to piss by my tractor, by this table.
You're not going to piss by either of those.
You're starting to piss me off already.
Don't tell me what I can and can't do.
Well, you can't piss out here.
Can't pull you out and piss.
You can't do that.
You guys, your brains aren't working very well, especially
here.
I want to know.
I want to know.
OK.
I don't know, sir.
He's a very good detective.
We'll see.
So far, he's not impressed me.
What the f*** is going on?
This is a yapper.
Sorry to hear that, Fred.
It's good.
I want to piss right now.
If I wet my pants, you guys are going to be in trouble.
Well, sir, we've asked you to go with us to the border party.
Where in the f*** is it?
It's just right behind your tree.
It's literally 10 feet away from your truck.
Let's go do it.
All right.
OK, try that one.
Don't f*** with me.
Get out of my way.
I got to have room.
Don't mind.
Fine.
I'm not.
My balance sucks.
That's fine.
Move out of my way.
I got to stay close to you.
Back up.
All right.
Take the cert.
I'm going to **** you.
No.
I'm going to **** you.
Do not get that.
I'm taking this key.
If you can't walk without it, you can walk with it.
But if you hit me with it, I'm going to have to take it away from you.
I'm not hitting you with it, so **** you.
Let's walk over there.
Well, I'm essentially just giving him some, I mean, come on, brother.
Don't touch me.
You get close.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did this cause a really poor vision
when it comes down to possible escalation.
Guys and escalated it.
Yeah, yeah, a little bit of verbal or whatever,
but he hasn't shown he's gonna escalate like physically.
Not even a little bit.
And it can aggravate him.
Like, it's just the escalating tactics.
Like, there was no hands.
It was gonna just escalate.
Now he's going to escalate by bringing it up like that.
Hey, you want to take this?
We'll go take this.
I'll get him away from you.
Get this f***ing away from me.
He's this cute little fool.
Why do you set the phone up so much?
He's a veteran.
You need to respect him.
Dude, that guy's been pissed off.
He says he got here.
He's not helping.
And he proved it.
He's got the hideous.
He's in there flushing drums.
Officers transported to the police department
where he shares some personal details about the birthday boy, Dub.
He was alive two years ago.
Now he's dating 60-year-old women.
And you're asking me of the day?
Dub, when was the last time you made his answer was this?
Two years.
So when was the last time you made?
Well, that's between me and my wife.
No, no.
That's good, though.
It's between me and her.
All right.
As the conversation continues, Ted makes clear how he wants it to proceed.
I'll shut the f**k up and you ask me questions.
When detectives asked Ted if he drove to League City for the party by himself, he tells them he had a companion along for the ride, his friend and housemate, Dennis.
His life sucks, so I volunteered to give him a new life and let him live on my ranch.
He's trying to learn how to act and he's not doing the very good job. His brain is about the size of my f**k.
Okay.
Check.
His IQ is about 47 instead of 147.
Okay.
Check.
What a gapper.
I'm getting a lot better getting a home with him.
Okay.
But sometimes I still holler at him.
Oh, he goes off.
He goes off.
Yeah.
I mean, look, look.
You see that?
Mm-hmm.
You get me when it came earlier than that.
Oh, shit.
He tells officers that he and Ted arrived at Dubbs House before the party, where Ted
He became angry after Dennis opened the truck door to cool off and ordered him to walk to
the park.
Ted then drove there alone, arriving shortly before the other guests.
This is a golf cart road there with Doug and his son and a couple of them Dennis, okay.
The guy who was with me who I kicked out of my car because he was being a jerk.
Earlier while still at the scene, Ted offered his version of what happened next.
And then that guy is over there, he's fixing the hospital.
He came over and jumped in my...
Jumped in your truck?
No, he my...
standing in front of my truck, fussing at me,
saying I had a lot of balls parking in the park.
Okay.
So I told him to get...
I say that word a lot, that's one of my favorite words.
What's the fun?
Nobody f*** with me ever.
I've lost 70 pounds in the last four years.
I'll weigh 230 to 240 pounds for five decades.
I can fin-spress 300 pounds.
I'm a football player.
I'm a physical fit path.
Yes, sir.
Now I'm a Leo 78 Vietnam bet, and I carry a 38 pistol,
and if anybody f**ks with me, then d**k.
Nobody f**ks with me.
If I'm weak and old, I can still pull a trigger.
Okay.
Yes, sir?
I got it.
So what happened?
He started bad enough and then I pulled that kiss on Snow to Jim over two by weeks.
It was like 10 years.
If he better off, he just left.
I didn't think he was going to hurt someone.
I didn't give a f***ing what they're going to get a chance.
Nobody f***ing cares.
I'm saying that, but I'm asking you.
Don't ask silly questions.
My question is, did you feel threatened? Was he doing something to make you feel threatened?
I wasn't threatened, I was pissed off.
I mean, okay, GG.
You've been through a lot, nobody said a f***ing thing.
I mean, that is GG to help.
I'm a maniac. I am a maniac. I'm in charge. I'm the baddest f***ing person in Washington County.
Nobody f***ed with me ever. Nobody f***ed with me for 78 years.
And some little mouthy f***er who thinks he's gonna f*** with me.
Thank you.
Ted goes on to explain that the pistol seemed to scare away Corbett, but he returned only
a short time later.
So at that point, Ted realizes that he's...
Well, we're over a hundred percent at that.
We've said that.
I'm gonna get in the truck.
I'm not leaving.
I mean, it's reliable.
So I walk over there, and I start to get in the front of the truck, and he said, no,
get in the back.
I mean, so he's just...
His fear was toward the guy and the good is at the point now, and there's nothing like
there's a milk.
Come on, don't.
I mean, I'm a choice.
He wasn't going fast, he was just going slow, and then all of a sudden it went quick.
All of a sudden, it just went quick.
I don't think that was deliberate, because, like I said, he had all his toes cut off on
one foot.
While Dennis' account appears to support Ted's claim that the collision was accidental,
Dub provides investigators with information that contradicts both accounts and drastically
changes the course of the investigation.
Uh?
Why did it happen?
Do we know why?
Can't take it.
It's going to go under any f***ing over.
Ted said he was going to run his f***s over.
However, when detectives ask Ted about the remark, he offers a different interpretation
of his statement.
Actually, what I said, jokingly, I said to these people in the golf club, and they may have already told you all this, and you're trying to get me to tell you, I'm not telling the truth.
I told them, I said, where is that danger? I'm going to rave over with my truck.
I said that.
Jokingly.
I was joking.
Right.
I say a lot of things that are not serious.
Right.
but I didn't say it. Okay. Okay. They don't know me. They don't know what I'm joking or not.
It's surprising, very much. It's surprising that you've known for 40 years.
I've been seeing him. I've lived here 15 years. Okay. Okay. Even though he was a
we certainly didn't deserve what he taught. I suppose it was probably to use something that
happens commonly like his stepping on the on the gas as an easy way out excuse whatever.
That was probably it.
But what he got was an accident.
Not something I did on purpose.
Did you ask anyone if he was OK?
Sure.
Of course I did.
I'm asking you, how is he doing right now?
Right now he's in the hospital.
OK, so how is he doing?
I'm not sure of his status.
Well, let's call and find out.
So let me go check on you.
Yes, sir, please.
Thank you.
Did you get everything to drink today?
He did, he had two drinks.
He started to have a drink right there at those,
but then he ended up leaving with that.
And I believe while he was at the park,
he drank two of them because right after that accident,
he had to take two beers out from the trash can.
You know, X, are you going to play games?
So please, the perpetrator came in and got that much.
He is the owner of that guy.
As witness statements and Ted's own remarks
continue to shape the investigation,
A significant development comes in that dramatically raises the stakes of the case.
Um, Mama, I told you that, you know, I don't want to smoke a **** and I'm telling you straight when you're talking straight, right?
Right, sure, right.
Okay, so a couple things.
Okay.
One, it is against the law to pull your gun out and leave that somebody that took the
fragment or scared him.
Okay, we're going to change the law, go ahead.
As it sits now, that is against the law.
That's not the problem, go ahead.
Second is, he's dead.
Okay, that's the problem.
You are going to be charged today with homicide, with murder.
OK.
OK.
You are going to be taken in custody.
We're going to take you downstairs in just a few minutes
and book you into jail.
OK.
OK.
You go right now, as it's said, you have a $250,000 bond.
OK.
That's it.
That's how it's just right now.
Is there any questions that you have for me?
No.
OK.
I don't need something to eat.
According to court documents, Ted later
requested a court-appointed attorney.
No court would ever get the chance to decide whether Ted Castle intentionally killed Donald Corvette Davis.
Why not?
According to court records, Ted died before the case could go to trial, resulting in the charges against him being dismissed.
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Interesting I love what's on the handbag this
Of all the age
Autumn doesn't really come around to you anymore.
You should try the sheriff.
His office is nearby.
Come on, Colin. Let's go.
I've spared Colin's life.
I've also gained reputations as virtuous and shrewd.
In fable, every action generates local reputation.
You'll eventually be known for the reputations you build,
and everyone will judge you on their own moral terms.
can you move around a little bit more so I can see the lighting in it?
Like my reputations in Silverbrook, I can pay the town crier to change them.
I give them gold, a lot of gold, and they spread a new reputation for me.
If you're rich enough, you can change what people think of you.
Here I am, I find myself in trouble with the law, and that will change what people think of me.
30 minute gameplay and it's just it's just fucking one town and some guy walking in a
straight line and not moving the joystick so it doesn't lag and then talking to one
and two people at a time.
No we're back at the general store, let's find Megan.
Just the person I wanted to see.
Still interested.
Could be good but probably not for me, I just looked at whatever.
I've ticked off all Megan's dating goals, so now my chances of romance are back.
What's combat?
What's combat?
Memory.
What's combat?
These villagers are scripted dressing.
They have emergent behavior powered by real-time systems.
They go to work.
They go to bed.
They go to bed.
you
you
you
you
you
You
What
Oh
Okay
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good money. Good money. Oh, okay, dude. All right, all right.
Europeans want to own our game. And they are a bit dirty. And so I've said this before
and everybody's like, Dre, my shouldn't say that he can't say that he's dirty. No, I'm
not. I will mess you up for sure. Because you deserve to get jacked up. Completely different
thing than doing sneaky dirty stuff. So listen, I don't know
that he was trying to take him out. I am not smart enough to
say yeah, that's what sure he's trying to do. Yeah. Europeans
do things a little different. What basketball court? I'm just
gonna leave that at that. Not true. Not true. Not you. Okay,
he should name a few players that are European than a dirty. I
mean, what?
Yeah, I love my just good ball players like a lot of us, especially the ECRPM, no?
Joking is chill, no?
Luca, Luca, Luca is chill.
Oh my god, I know that I know that it is but
I mean, yeah, okay, I read the chat. I will agree. I actually read the check that I didn't know it was
Because I didn't want to skip like always
Yeah, who sings that is this one?
I don't know.
I don't know that.
So what is that?
Oh, oh, oh.
One's too low, he's loud.
I'm telling you, he's loud because it sucks a wear.
And I'm...
Shea, everybody always glazes Frank Ocean.
I never see his songs played anywhere.
I never see his ship reference anywhere.
I never see any, anything of this guy.
How's America doing?
I mean, I'm asking.
He's been acting for a hundred years, okay.
Well, I've never underrated,
check every glissand, I've never seen any of these albums
played anywhere.
I'm saying I'm saying
Jack I was in I was in something I'm a little boy. What was that? What was that? Wait it disappeared
Yeah, what is DJ toenail two days ago
Cheese. Okay.
Okay, Jack, I...
Guys, it's a new genre that you don't know about yet.
How could you understand?
This is fine, Jack.
What about some Baz?
What about some Baz?
This is fucking hard, I can't.
It's like the fucking rapid toy chef.
It's just all the fucking things are coming together, and it's cooking this thing, and
the meal is getting there.
Me need a catamalty.
Something light.
Yeah, I need Sakura.
I need something to give it a little light touch.
What does it sound so fucking Eastern like?
I think I just use effects. I don't give a fucking tomorrow. I need a fucking lead lead. Give me a lead. Give me a lead
What's happening shut up scaling the f-minor the f-f hashtag
What I need is some open hats open the hats yeah, no no no me some vocal this most okay
Ch ch ch ch
Okay, I can do it
CHAT!
CHAT!
This video, what is this?
Ch ch ch ch
Ch ch ch ch
Ch ch ch ch
Like that?
Yeah, the kicks are fucking
action-o-ing
Ch ch ch ch
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Chat, give me a gospel, how do you...
a gospel, how do you gotta...
gotta acquire?
And then you layer it, then you layer it
Ch ch ch ch
Ch ch ch ch
Ch ch ch ch
move middle notes the chords up an octave I don't know I mean okay watch this
chat watch this watch this watch this buddy I'm gonna do the classic classic
but I could on this what no no you know
And then it goes crazy.
You know what?
It's almost there but it's not...
Wait, this is kind of cool actually.
I don't know, you can barely hear it.
But I think it's too hopeful.
What's the thing like?
Ehhh, nnnnnn
Ehhh, nnnnnnn
MMMMMMMMMM
Fuck it, I think it's fun. How about that?
Watch this. This is gonna be fucking insane.
It means a riser.
Oh my god.
LIKE I SHHHHHH
SHHH
SHHH
SHHH
SHHHH
POOF
POOF
RIP
RIP
RIP
RIP
RIP
RIP
RIP
RIP
RIP
RIP
This is good.
Put vocals.
UUUUUUM
But wait, but you know vocals are hard tho
I mean we can do- put really vocals there
OUOOH
You got that-
How much time is this check 37 bars?
Yeah, this is my best song by a long shot.
I mean, I would agree to this one but this is my best song I've never actually really
had you know, this, this, um, this, this project.
What's up?
I was actually proud of that.
I'm never, I'm never, I'm never proud of my music because it's always go shit but that
I was actually proud of it.
And then John's, yeah, okay.
And then Johnson, yeah, okay.
Hold on.
No, you need to wait for your bazook.
And then, and then, bazook in my ear.
And three, two, one.
Buzzer.
Buzzer.
With the sub-bass too.
It's a sub-bass rock too.
Hold on.
Yeah, check. You know what's really dope? Check. This is not so poorly because the vocals
were overlapping because of the reverb they put on it. And it was compounding all the
residual reverb. It was all bugged. I think the vocals are good if they were kind of
trend properly. If they were cut, I'd cut itself or whatever.
Yeah, this editor's gonna cook though.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, who it is, do you get to know?
No joke. Sienna sleep just sent to limousine.
Oh, thank you.
Piss buckets.
Mmm.
Okay, fuck it. Just give me the name madam. Uh, I'll just say, uh, did you mean a key?
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good. Yeah, I could do that. Yeah, I could go down. What the fuck?
Let's go!
Let's go!
Get out the window!
Let's go!
Get out the window!
Love them. Yeah, you're warm.
High-cube fakes for the entertainment ex-QCL. Can I get a welcome to the young boy?
Yeah, that's not good, that's not good.
It's a long key, or is it a long key?
It could be better later.
It can be better later.
Sounds like fucking Thomas the Tank Engine.
Yeah, it's off. It's off. What the fuck?
What's the bell at? What's the bell?
That's not at all. That's not bad.
I gave up on these beats that are actually world premiere insane.
I should have given up on that beat, it'd be hard.
Chat! Chat, this is like R&R Randei, no?
The flow, the flow, the flow!
Chat, this is awful!
the opening of the people woke up is this this this is the opening of the world's biggest
I did it I did it
I did that this has to be the worst of all time, no, so this has to be the worst of all time
What the hell is this shit
So that was that
It's not bad, but it's not...
This sounds like Coldplay, do you know what I'm talking about Jack?
Guys, please tell me the song of the year now.
Come on, come on, come on, help me.
the formula no it's not guys it's the formula the way it plays out
animal
nope
guys I'm reading a chat I asked what song has the same formula and you look at it
it goes to this
It's couple of stars, seven of stars.
This shit is frozen to play.
It's couple of stars, or him?
Wow, that's fucking love shit.
Now that's not live.
I don't give a shit about live version.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
No.
Chad, what if this was an opener?
If he felt opener, that would've been hard.
Super hero.
That would've been super loud.
What a banger I can't I'm gonna skip it holy shit
Yeah, we're gonna have this but now we get this
I'll be mad, I'll be mad!
Wait, I was about to tell you what it's been from the same man!
Uh, not great, not great, sorry.
When we still look up and wonder
One day we're all dead
When we still look up and wonder
Something I've realized
When our hearts still have that fire
Can somebody promise me
Our innocence
What about fireworks though?
Chat, what about fireworks?
What about, what about hot and cold or whatever?
what about what about what about dark horse what about
why did we get this and not fireworks
Don't have the weight of the world, we are the only ways
Stand your ground, you little girl
it's a little bit
Yeah, I would have preferred somehow I didn't like a live band with some with some drums and the trumpets live a
Bunch of them then then some dancing. I would be more like a cinematic an orchestra like
And if we're given it would have given the live audience a more noise and get a more vibration
this is shit. I'm sorry. Also, I'm not sure what you add to the song or the vibe, it just
doesn't fit. It's just awful. That bar is awful. Anyway.
Yeah, no, good.
No, good.
Um, this is something I want to do.
It's gonna multiply.
I forgot what it was.
Chat, chat, I have some clubhouse games, Loki.
It's been a while.
I have a switch somewhere.
Um, Minecraft?
That's just disgusting
You know because that that was his first song so I was not singing like it like his classics
Listen up talk the fuck is on the front page feed the ducks and goats today
Fuck is this
So what's on their heads
Watch speed
New Mario tennis wait is that that's chat we need a model. Hello, Mario
Can't got some good changes since you answer played and here's a kiss for all the checkers. Yeah, it makes sense
Well, I was on TV and I didn't even know
Hey daughter
Holy
Yeah, thanks. Thanks. Thank you guys. Thank you guys.
Chad, W, meet and chat.
Chad, why don't they just get it, why don't they just get under the stream and get the
picture, you know? Chad, they get the stream, I mean, they get the stream pick up. You know what I mean?
Chad, W Legends, Chad, W Legends, we met with Art Nile, we met with Kaka and we met with
Roberto Carlos.
wait wait a goal I know a lot I don't think we should go back to our seats bro
I don't think I don't think you should go back to our seats bro like the game
That haircut is uh, uh, it's, it's, it's Ronaldo, Ronaldo, uh, uh, Brazil Ronaldo.
Yes, yes.
Uh, and a haircut from, um...
It's the Lipsquade football guy.
R9, 0-2.
Yep.
I don't think we should go back to our seats.
It's gonna take us 10 minutes to get back.
All right, so what do you want to do?
It's gonna take a left?
All right, call him.
We're just doing now.
We're just doing now.
All right, back.
Extra time.
Where's the clip?
Chat.
12 minutes?
to get the store going they can do it right we can't miss a goal we can't
miss a goal all right chat I gave y'all what y'all wanted I met the legends
again check if there's anybody else y'all want me to meet let me know me
Anybody else you want me to meet?
No, they're good. They're good. They're good. They're good. They're good.
Long time no see.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Travis Scott? Where are you at?
Where?
Travis Scott!
Travis Scott!
first though accent first I don't I just don't want to barge in what up the
accent first oh accent first yeah it makes sense
Travis Scott it I've met Travis before already though yo really I got a piece so
bad I was on TV and I didn't even notice just not a douche bag he's nice
I got a pee first once I pee I gotta do a backflip um excuse me
where's the men's toilet I mean yeah yeah it's not your dog you're like whoa
All right, so let's say what's up the Travis Scott I
Wonder Travis Scott, I'm gonna do a trick
They should not be first
Wait, how do I know let me check
If no Morocco goal, I'll measure boys and I need one fucking Morocco goal
That's all needed and everything is on table
I don't know, he's saying, he just says?
Oh, what?
I guess.
Um, you saying put up a game?
Yeah, I can start a game for you.
Chat, chat, where the place for James in a while though?
Okay, they have to get it from upstairs.
Ugh!
I go!
Go, go, go!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, what up, what up?
What do you know about football?
You here, huh?
What do you know about football?
You never see the wiggles.
To the sky.
To the sky?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Where we on, baby?
You're fallin' with the gas, you f*****g you.
F*****g.
F*****g.
F*****g.
F*****g.
F*****g.
It's Sue.
F*****g.
It's Sue.
He's saying what?
Why is it so hard for Morgan to get a goal?
Keep the fucking ball to the net, motherfucker!
Jack, according to the pace of the goals,
technically they should be a bowl of a Morocco.
Cause they scored first early, then Brazil,
then the next goal is then logically.
I should meet you bro. Thank you bro, thank you bro.
It's also the first time in New York.
It's the first time?
I get trans days tomorrow.
Try these years in New York.
They got grass in New York?
You want to take a picture? Take a picture.
You want to take a picture? You want to take a picture?
Oh they import the grass somewhere else.
They got injured.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hey, the first one through the door.
First one through the door.
First one through the door.
No.
Okay, ready?
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
So, he cheated.
He cheated.
He had cheated.
He had cheated.
I imagine they had cheated because they got injured.
It's so stupid.
You see that?
You just got hit.
You just got hit.
You just got hit.
You just you got a cheat. You just cheated. I'm glad I cheated.
Was that content? I mean I had none.
Let's do a real rage. Real rage. Real rage.
First one through the door. First one through the door.
I was thinking switch games looking.
What is that?
This is glasses?
Stop playing, boy. Stop playing. Stop playing. Stop playing. Stop playing.
Child, I like his outfit. I think it fits him really nice.
I do this. I do this. I do this. I'm at some speed.
This is merch. I mean, it actually works out.
Come on, Bert!
Because it's actually slow.
Fuck you, you fucker!
Wait, I did not ask you to not score. This is cooked.
I'm not sure if it's cooked.
Yo, where's the dainette?
Where's the dainette?
I'm cooked.
Where's the...
Let's take a picture. We gotta take a picture.
We gotta take a picture.
Yeah, let's take a picture.
At XQC, can you please stop doing second monitor streams?
You haven't been on my main monitor in months.
Okay, let me do a scene.
Can you kill Brazil once?
Come on, Brazil!
What, you want a lot of her?
Oh my god fucking rage baiter I can't okay channel us in games now what a rage baiter dude
What is that?
Get on a gang fought, nigga.
You out here don't want to join the lobby, acting like you got some badass douchey.
Get on the gang, man.
Oh, I'm all right.
I mean, Chad, guys, I kind of want to put this picture on top of it.
I need like a like a like a four minutes. I gotta I gotta get the thing and plug it in
Our ears are my birthday in the UK. Please play some switch games for us ex QCL
I kind of want to man. I kind of want to
Well, if I if I try and use is a two-man game, so
Okay, I'll give you a small story to them. I'll see if I can play it with me. Yeah,
I'll give you like a format format format stall. Yeah, watch. Um,
I was in the game power buttons tier list
This one with a wee-buffin' head
I mean it's alright, it makes the quick sound
I just don't like how it screams out
Do it meow hello check you out
Speed tier
Nintendo switch
It's totally silent but it has that feel where you are
No, I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Xbox 360
It's not even a quick button
But that sound counts on one hand for sure
Yo, yo!
Next tier
Next up we use
Honestly, it's kinda squishy
I wish it was louder
C tier
Xbox Series S
Yeah, Xbox knows how to power buttons.
Yo, what the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
No, theme deck.
This has everything.
It clicks, you know, you push it, and the console makes a sound.
Hey, these are all bad.
None of these are good.
Hey, PlayStation 3, where are you?
F, F.
Oh, no button.
You just hold it down.
You get an unpleasant beepstick to buttons, damn it, E-tier.
Video game power buttons tier list.
Starting with the...
Oh, I mean, they're mostly bad.
The first Xbox was really decent.
his name is Killian. Okay chat guys I need to continue to solve it so you have to find me a video.
Alright.
Okay?
Check.
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, what about the bedroom ones?
Editing cars.
Here.
That's the easiest over there if I've ever seen it.
This video is made for educational purposes and contains significant original text commentary.
So I shouldn't have died in here, right?
I
I
I
I have it.
Oh, s**t.
Oh, s**t.
Alright.
Careful. Oh, no.
Damn.
We got that on the dash cam, daddy.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
What's this?
Okay, it works!
Oh, fuck, I want the internet.
Oh, what about the brighter?
What?
He's nuts if you're doing it.
You got me scared, man.
Check any goals?
Oh my god, actually
Plus the minutes, it's possible then
I need an internet wire.
You should have hung harder.
What a f***ing...
XQC, LXQC, LXQC, LXQC, LXQC, LXQC.
I need an ethernet wire.
Close the wall.
How funny would that be?
The truck crash?
That was insane dude, and also I have no video.
No.
Here it comes!
Actually, it's a truck!
Oh my god.
I'm so happy!
You're telling me this?
Oh, you love to see it.
That's him.
I
Can use Wi-Fi
What did it say? It was honey. Honey gonna just pull out my hair.
I know what it's to you.
Seven or six.
Let me just pull out. I see them coming. Let me pull out anyway.
I can't.
Okay, I have an idea.
on paper, this should work.
Do you have a lot of time left? One minute.
Okay, should we get him?
Oi, what are they making, what are they making?
Okay, capture card, you have 4k.
Bang!
What's up juice is excuse me now
Oh, this is not where you can hide, it's where I am, that's a lot.
Shatterdots, I'll have to charge first and open first.
It's thinking for fucking ever.
Almost done? No.
Hello, my goat god. Game again. I get a welcome to the jungle.
Excuse me.
Oh, well, I guess.
Um, you could do this if this console actually charges up and opens.
Um, thanks for ever, for fucking-
Chet is open by itself, why it's charging up on us.
This is his little battery.
Oh, hello?
This is his little battery.
Yeah, it's his big battery, but all the people are good, it's all good.
What? What is that?
Well, I thought I could, I thought I could go after him.
I could also do it with just a wi-fi.
Okay, Jack, um, what else are we going to do today?
Why, is it over?
It's just an end of the world one.
I mean, that was close though. I mean, Jack, that was close though.
I mean, I almost got two on it.
I mean, everything's pretty dink.
Oh, it's as much as anything that it's on.
Nope.
Chad, what could we play a little bit for with?
Chad, I like to argue, but yes, I have a little jizzy.
Because I'm not sure I'm just going to solve the game.
It's for the fix that are not
Jet last fucking language shit that is there's actually
Mario Kato negation Mars you are young
I
Know I mean I'll try
Do you plan on playing sand raiders of Sophie on release? Yeah, I'm already released. Yeah
This is on 22 though.
On 22nd.
Alright. I'll try to see if that maybe is good.
I mean, snipers are gonna literally fucking make it boring with the snipers, you know what I mean?
XQCL
Are you the Mexico XQC?
Yeah, I've had to hide servers no
Yeah, you lost
Dumbass
Okay, I mean I'm gonna do it. It's a lot
I mean I caught one dirty. I mean, I mean I'm probably not supposed to do it
I mean who goes?
Yo, how long does it take you to try to switch?
It's open.
Oh, there it is, it's open!
Bang!
It's fucking bang!
Hold on.
No, not this.
I'll do what I gotta do.
Let's just start again from just lost the game.
I love the game, nobody loves the game, it's a draw, no?
So what is your answer?
Settings, graphics,
motor blur zero, frame rate limits.
Mr. Cabler.
For the 238 one off v-sync, shading reflection.
Now how do I apply it?
Try public, try as best as you can be, is it?
It's a paid thing, and surely it's not.
Chad, so what do I do?
Do I just full screen my camera and I click a server?
OK.
Amen.
So...
Wait, I'm too late.
Wait, is that what we're gonna play?
It must have been... yeah, that's too long, so I'm not...
I'm not, that's just too long.
It's gonna be five minutes to wait, man.
I'm not gonna do that.
Oh, I'm in!
I'm in!
Okay, okay.
So I have to hide.
okay and then i pay myself right
hello x q c 63 months can i get a welcome to the jungle uh elondas call elondas call
elondas call
i had to get here
I
Know
I don't know son. I don't know
You're supposed to be bleach not Pepsi.
I
My god, I lived I live I lived
But it won't that I see I get so much people inside but it doesn't
I'm cooking it.
What is 5 view?
Stand back, stand back now.
and
an eye-dropper
chat I'm the fucking go to this game man
I mean, they found nobody though.
Because I'm a fricander.
This is fricander.
Three moments.
What are you stepping here?
Um...
Wait, hold on.
So why is this on that?
Click.
Let me see what people do to the guy there.
I mean, should I add the best of these guys in the game?
OK.
Gen user?
I mean, at least I'll start around.
Because it's going to be another seeker.
Let me send the guy.
Answer check, let me answer check, what did I say?
Go hunter, I don't want to be a hunter though.
What, it serves the next 20 players plus?
Okay, I was going to...
Just after this one, I just want to see.
I just want to have the options.
Maybe in the real world?
Um...
Ah, that would be too obvious.
top left buster 67 67 67 67
I have to do I have to do
Come on!
Let's go, let's go!
can I get a welcome to the jungle?
I
Lame lame lame and shooting lame and I'll you fuck a lemon shooting lemon you
What when I was too buried that's so boring too buried are we dead ass too buried I mean
fuck you value shit I mean I mean fuck that guy
Nice! No, that one just started, fuck.
That was a very good start.
Hold on.
Wow, that was a very weird name.
Oh my God, it just started, absolutely perfect.
24 player lobby, 8thly started.
Chinese intensity most though.
I wish I could choose the ship of your head though.
Like whether you could make a square head or flat or round head.
Just ahead. That's it. Because not the arm larynx, just ahead. Because some stuff is
It's like really bad to have a round head, it stands out.
It's a bug, love it?
The hose as it starts?
I mean, he's just up for sure, no?
Well, you can't paint for that?
Lem.
Shet, does it matter if I go down in the list at all or not?
I was gonna.
That was good.
Hey, just go in!
What's the rest of the thingy? You make it a lot easier.
Yeah, but it's going to be worse though, no?
Yo, what's up with these names?
Yo, what's up with these names?
So, what's infection, is that?
24 play infection and that's terrible.
It's gonna be impossible.
Okay, okay, okay, chat.
What about, um, chat balloons?
99 Months Can I Get A Welcome? Please!
Ex-Q-C, Please!
Nervomind Force Inowns You And Your Entire Bloodline!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's how T.I. am snitching, no point in hiding screen bro there is a whole discord out there dedicated to sniping you, they follow every movements tell them to get a job low.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Oh
Yeah, they look so good that looks so good. Oh my god. I cooked so hard
Nice, among a sniper, nice.
Yo, this guy's among a sniper.
This guy is pretending not to sniper and he's absolutely sniping.
Come on, bro.
Bro, what I did?
Oh, not here.
Bang, really, really.
That's cap.
That is so cap.
It was obvious they took the whole round and did it behind me, I mean, are you kidding me?
No, er, just TASS.
Oh wow, shoot me.
Wait, how is it that he plays left, this is insane.
Check, are you in the pots?
Check, the FF positioning is like 10 times better than, uh, than, like, this section.
I'm blinded.
I'm blinded.
Let me blind it.
Chas somebody, somebody out of here is cheating for sure.
Wait.
Did I just get taught?
Did I just get taught?
Where?
Above it?
where? above it?
where?
of
where
it was about here
Only three left, but I mean
Where
I'm dead.
f***in' idiot! Get him!
Yeah, I get a job kid actually.
Nah, here, here's Shane.
Here's Shane.
Okay, okay, I'm here.
So, I was too buried.
But it's not, it's not.
Is that a little wall, man?
Do you want to play actually?
Do you have a sort of a way to go through the windows?
I want a bitch ass.
Somebody point to your act up, that one guy.
Cause he was just probably...
Maybe, maybe, um, somebody gonna find me?
I'll just attack, I'll just re- I'll just re-attack, and send back.
Um, yeah, do you want me to-
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.
Who's that now, who's that now?
I'm trying to not, I'm trying to have something, no?
Snake me in here.
I think being on the outside of the map, in the shadows, probably best.
Like, um...
Right here.
I'll just...
Like that, then like this, check this code, where?
So where does one go?
Hey, this one?
In the smoky house?
Check Twitter.
Yeah, the end of it, home.
Hey, looking good, Mr. Cowell.
Can I get a word for the jungle, XQCL?
Summits.
Okay.
Summits. Okay. Opening Discord then. Opening Discord. Hold on. Copy link address. And then
And I go to add server, join, join server, it's expired.
Oh, that was an old one, I think.
server. Hello? I requested, uh, perms on the server. It says no access. Is that good?
Jack, I'm in this one voice. You can just fall me in.
Are you ex-QG?
Oh, that's him, yeah.
Sonnet. Hello!
Hello, sonnet.
Sonnet.
So do you have a group of this or what?
Shift-Tab.
Oh, there.
Definitely gonna be dreadlendos.
I have an expedition, but it didn't work.
Oh, okay. I'll let you know.
Did you see that username and password for the thing I said, Jeff?
There's a password?
Yeah, there's a username and password. I'll text you to you.
Here you go.
Oh, wait, no, that's the title of my stream.
Uh, monon.
Fucking great work.
Hold on, wait, I'll just copy and paste it. There it is.
Okay, I can't send you messages because you are not message.
Uh, actually, if you check your Twitter DM, I sent you the password.
I guess my name yeah, don't show that to anybody am I good to like show once I'm in the game like this right here
I'm sure I
Is your disorder actually for us on this one
You can paste it over there. Okay, perfect. Yeah, there you are. There you go. Here it is
Okay, I have to join that
Yeah, now you joined that. Okay. Thank you
Oh, my God. Wait, this sounds dumb.
I wonder if I've done that. Then what's...
Do you join it?
Oh, you join it.
I pray. Yeah.
Revolutionary genius genius genius genius genius genius.
Well, they let you type it but then they don't let you like, you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
I sat looking at the join button for ten minutes.
Yeah, I see. See, I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know guys this the UI in this game is revolutionary top. I mean it's the top of the game
Now I'm doing a little bit of drog face
Not do we have friends?
No, no, not everybody
It's sort of a case-by-case thing. Yeah case-by-case situation. I'll be there come here for a sec
Wait, are we all idiot out?
Thanks, huh?
OK, all right, now?
We've done a bunch of avalanches, not
except for maybe giving it to him.
Have you played Penguin Hotel?
No, the only custom map I played was CS Office.
OK, right.
We're going to do a number of hunters.
Should we do two hunters or one hunter?
Did you want to look at my shirt?
You want to see my shirt?
Let's see what you got.
I got a little surprise in it.
Dude.
Got a little surprise in it.
I was supposed to say, oh my god.
You're talking up today, huh?
He's got a little surprise in there.
I
Shit
You guys really the other modes that aren't infection this one guys can see the other small guys really
Well, they're probably lying they love lying to you
They love life, they love life.
Oh, it's a new map.
Oh wait, I think I know the perfect spot.
This is good.
Oh, also hold down R to change your position.
Can I welcome to the onion ring?
And F is to paint.
Oh shit, oh fuck me.
I
Shit
62
63
I hear ex QC baby you see now he's locked in
I'm already lost. I'm already lost
We've missed spot ranking. What was that the lab? I don't know. So do you watch that show it?
All must be
Okay, what's all your money?
We go back towards it until it goes up so I can find summit
Ex-QCL 47 months.
No!
Help me.
My original plan didn't work.
That was my backup plan.
Would you originally plan to be a poo in the toilet?
Yeah, yeah, how did you know?
I tried to be a poo in the toilet too!
I'm not even joking.
I actually crawled away.
I had to crawl out of the bathroom right past Don.
the toilet. They patched.
Oh, and I guess I welcome to the
Oh, those whistles, by the way,
if you look up in your top, there's a yellow timer and a white timer.
It's mandatory whistles, so all the hiders will whistle
So that
I don't really like the the ranking thing on the left. I kind of gave up summit that I passed them a bunch of times
Oh
It's a small that's not too so I could just walk to wherever it's going up. Who's John and I look good right there
That's me. Hello. It's not man
What up? You just jump home this guy picked up on the side of the street
I
Did you have some hints cuz I'm only gonna find me now we'll get it for the whistles
I'm hitting so
This is gonna be very easy. You don't know we've been training. We've actually seen you
We're just waiting for the timer. We don't even need glasses, but we got him anyway
Oh
Oh, I heard a little whistle coming from over here.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Mr. XQC.
Who?
I'm gonna get you in my shafts.
It might be.
I think he's right here.
It's where?
No, I guess you're right here.
He's somewhere near me.
He's somewhere near me. The whistle was so close to me
He's either in this hallway or in this
Trophy room this weird penguin Cochran
He's playing mind games
Oh whistle coming
Okay, all right. All right, tell yourself. Oh
We have no more whistles that's it
You might be on the other side of the wall here, I don't know this map
I've been walking around you guys for the last three minutes
No way!
Oh I see him now! I see him!
Oh I did it! I did it!
I did it! I did it!
Oh my god!
Give me comfort! I'm a poo in the toilet! I'm a poo in the toilet!
No! You made it work!
I'm shocked!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Oh!
I took it out!
I took it out! I took it out!
was literally where I was gonna hide dude oh my god you could hide there I just
jumped in this lecture that's probably what you're looking at
oh god. Wait, did you actually cheat at your party either? Oh no he had a cheeky spot he was good. I had a very
minute spot I just lost her I probably loved her. I looked right at you probably
I
Six inches from his face
This is if you jump on the thing in the middle red you get actually points
I wasn't listening at all
Hello Mr. Cowan's Chats.
XQCP can I ask for a welcome to the jungle?
No?
Okay.
XQCP XQCP XQCP
I've got the best fight. You would have a 5 billion years.
Would never 5 billion a billion years, Tom.
A billion billion.
Yeah.
Maybe 2 billion.
Maybe 2 billion.
Perhaps 5 billion.
Perhaps if Andromeda wasn't heading straight for us, but...
Allow Andromeda to hit us, by then he'd still...
...will not have found me!
Oh, give me money's worth!
Good, good name!
You are not...
...you are not a poop in the toilet.
That is great.
I'm kinda lost.
That's so nice of you to say, John.
Oh, nice to think you would have stayed me all day.
And all month.
He's a shit.
Oh, okay.
can't work that quickly
yeah when you're in an object too much it makes you blink red
it'll tell you on the screen with big yellow letters right before it's about to do it
gotcha
you wouldn't be
in the same spot
nice
even if it was you wouldn't get any of it
I can't listen to the other mojobs, I can see the other little guys.
That would be fun.
Even if it's a little cheap, it would be fun, it'd just be fun to see everybody.
I didn't tell you that as this view, I should've just closed this, but I've been classically
trained in mecha-chameleon.
Oh, don't you mean mecha-chameleon?
Mecha-chameleon, yeah.
I went to the bar, and he...
Oh, the grand mecha-chameleon warrior!
Ah, yes.
For weeks, I spent weeks nude and naked in the...
Yeah, the far reaches of China some it's close
Somebody don't let him gaslight you I think they speak it like it's a CS
That's where it was last time if we gotta turn this mix spot raking off of the left this is bullshit. Oh
My god, Peter's close
hide it over now it's too close 14 out of the do you serious
China summer every other summer I don't know what's the son maybe by the sun it
didn't sound like you look at them watch them struggle look at the right
here dirt under their fingernails they're not we have nothing to show
You're a brilliant player, such as I am.
You're a brilliant good player.
You're having a spot of a great avodian.
Oh, Jack, look at this.
That's my spot there.
It's actually good.
Jack, it's actually good, though.
I think we need more whistles.
You were on a keep with...
Okay.
I'm pretty sure they're cheating, dude.
I think they are.
Well, nobody's saying anything about that.
We can do a little light cheating.
No!
Yes!
I thought that was a weird look at Beach.
What the hell, Jomin?
Oh, the bad guy didn't buy you those teeth.
Well, you were in the beak?
I was in the beak.
All right, well, I have no wishes to go off of this is on you guys when you hit some wishes and yes, okay
Much
Hold on
Here's lying he's playing this game a bunch
I don't even see him still. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I want to see the balloon.
Alright, we'll turn it off the other mode. I want to see with the little guy.
Wait, if you do double, what's double? Do you know what double is?
Yes, double is when you take something.
Time's up, mate.
Thank you, gimmick. I appreciate that. Thank you so much.
Any other questions feel free to ask peanut my high IQ is at your disposal a high IQ high eq high
You can very rare to have both
How do you fly
But you got to be near like a wall or something. Yeah, okay
We guys we apparently is a description here's what it says for double
everyone hides at the start after that everyone searches and the first plan to
find everyone wins that sounds horrible okay already then this is what we do
if you basic with two hunters that's the plan
one more penguin and then we switch the map yes yes remember guys the red
circle in the middle gives you bonus points actually oh my god no what if
actually he jumped on the circle they would get so many points he would I
think he doesn't need him though he probably shouldn't oh no oh no if you
stand on this that means you're volunteering to be a hunter but if
nobody stands on it just randomly chooses
we've drawn
the hair cigarettes
kill some bitches
so brash
i'm gonna pop them like water balloons i'm gonna watch the paint fly out of their tiny bodies
i have one slim jib left i just realized
that metaphor is that a metaphor
i got one slim jim left
and i'm all out of slim jim
we'll redo it later
I got one Slim Jim left and I'm all out of Slim Jims.
I'm here to kick ass and eat Slim Jims.
And I'm all out of Slim Jims.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
This penguins look totally normal gimmick. Don't worry.
Don't shoot them. Don't shoot them.
It's on that do me a favor.
Don't be in this room in about 12 seconds.
Okay, thank you. Oh, we got seven seconds to a whistle.
Mm-hmm.
GG. GG. GG.
It's it's just over
Somebody near me
I didn't hear a whistle, so I'm kind of, uh, just not able to hear it.
There's somebody there, right? It could be below me.
It was right around here.
So, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about, shadows?
You can really fuck people if I see them.
Oh, it must have been a new patch.
Yeah. I know where Peanut is. If I get...
What?
Blitz, I'm going right to him.
Wait, what?
Wait, that's not an infection, you dumb bitch.
Oh my god, I'm gonna have a
connoisseur. You would never
fight me. You would never
fight me. Me either. Me either.
You would never fight me. You
would never fight me. No. No.
Please. I haven't found shit.
Oh, they added in point.
Yeah, it's horrible though. Oh.
Let's hide a game.
No.
There's what?
Not at all.
It's dear.
I mean, I heard sounds.
Oh, my God!
John, I know you're around here, John.
Nah, whatever you may.
Eight seconds.
Shadow.
No one's in this room over here, okay.
John is right next to me, this son of a bitch.
Oh, what?
Oh, really?
Damn, that was a tough one.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's the first time he's been shot.
Mother sucka.
I can't believe it.
Found him.
Damn, that was a tough one, I'm not gonna lie.
That was the first time he's been shot.
Mother-sucker!
I can't believe that.
You found me.
I'm not gonna lie when I shot, I didn't actually think it was him.
Because we could shoot as much as we want, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, somebody's right around me.
John, John's score keeps going up.
94 months.
There is so much fucking score.
Please acknowledge this and also I saw you were doing team Canada for RIDAL.
What the fuck?
Fuck you, John! This is why we can't play in this one obsession! Fuck you!
There's so many corners, they're not actually around the corner.
Actually good, what the fudge?
It's scared.
I'm scared and alone.
Chad, they must not be looking public. I mean, that's, Chad.
It's a cool drawing, but it's terrible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't believe this.
You're ground level.
Ground level.
No shot, right?
Give me a close up.
No serious.
Dude.
XQCL.
I'm gonna have a conniption.
I'm connifting.
here his score keeps going up I don't need more friends and we play infection
so that you know me
Yeah, boys
He's got too much time in blender he's cheating
I didn't even come here cuz John
I had a wrap around my finger
That's Bob Ross in it over here, bro.
Yes, I'm not.
All right, boys, we're switching from Penguin Hotel.
We are now going to Kinnymont.
I don't know what it is.
No, that's me.
It could be good.
Also, do you guys want to do infection?
Do you guys want to do basic?
The basic is what we just did.
Infection is what we did every time before that.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Oh, I like a waffle.
We're all downloading stuff
Where's waiting to download?
What is that Kenny Morris cool? Yeah? Yeah, you gotta download it
Do you want more friendos or not?
Cuz I maybe I have some
We could get more friendos
pertinent
I'm fine with five people. I
All right, I mean, they're not gonna be in poison.
I mean, just just because I was playing a 24 lobby
and it was kind of fun.
You got it?
Yo, yo, yo, you can get some more guys in here, sir.
Just sit up and use your password.
John and Summitter, are you guys DSL?
Let me guess, DSL?
What's that, yeah?
What was that in DSL?
old-timey internet I think I didn't say that but you talk about aol
deep no you guys don't know what DSL is big sucky much now let's get out of it sucky
lips yeah I don't know is that 4g 5e it's like it's like pretty it's like when the dinosaurs
existed is what they called the internet DSL DSL is uh sorry in French
Oh, really, really?
Oh, that was we, we.
That's what they say for sorry.
We, we.
That was lo siento.
That's Spanish.
That's a, that's Spanish.
Oh, lo siento.
Yeah.
Mr. Selig.
We have to subscribe to Kenny Mart.
Yeah, you guys subscribe to Kenny Mart.
He's a wonderful creator.
Here we go.
Sha, Sha, I could sit us lobby up, but I mean...
Who found this game?
Who made this game?
Oh, I'm the Hunter.
Oh my.
Hide time.
Oh my god.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Rather large map.
I don't I remove shiny shit
It's the metallic so underneath the color you'll see like metallic you burned all your bridges the only thing you fill in this lobby up
Is your shit art skills love you chat on your souls?
Okay, this is huge though.
I've never heard that.
That is massive.
Thank you.
Finally.
I think it's moving.
They don't.
Oh, shit.
or some other steps I think that's yours it was mother's the whole time
now I don't think I do some some some artsy shit now he's gonna be some
fucking ratty stuff he's gonna be inside of an object you can't even see I have
even got a spot yet perfect perfect perfect I found a spot that I am not
happy about it. Who whistled? Okay. Am I allowed to, like, can I not jump up?
Alright, you hold space. But you have to be near an object.
Aha!
This is the life of like a hundred players, okay?
I'm playing attention, I'm getting locked in Wait, the fruits are like glitched in, it
There's a player.
Yeah, I wouldn't even shoot him if I were you.
That would be a good idea.
I want you to be there.
Yeah, fruits.
I would shoot him. I would shoot him.
No, no, no.
All right, all right.
Somebody use a fruit.
Hey, somebody use a meats for sure.
Somebody here is a chicken.
Oh, fuck.
I
Do his look
I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I really don't. I really don't.
That's John with the shopping cart. Get him. Get him.
Accredulous green shirt, Mr. X. That blue baton. Wait, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
how do you know what I look like? Oh, because I can't. Lucky guess.
Lucky guess, yeah, lucky guess. I'm not one of the fruits. I'm not one of the fruits.
I'm not one of the fruits you're not looking at the fruit for the fruit because I'm not there. It's not Roman
Me fuck a lot oh
I even know the ones parking lot. Yeah, wait what?
Honestly, since he's alone. This is our first time with this map. I say we just tell him if we're talking about that
I'm not in the parking lot. I'm not
I'm gonna go back to the side of rule is that?
Awesome, yeah, I'm talking about her
Yeah, oh
expose buddy expose expose expose expose
wait this part of that kind of sucks why would you hide here I do you know what
Oh, yeah, because if you can yeah
Where oh
No
You're big bug you're inside a wall
Dude the parking lot yeah, honestly don't go to the parking lot. It's buggy as hell
You can walk in the walls, but you can't walk out of the walls
Out of the parking lot, so I did it's did it was fun. I didn't mean to run the time out. I think I think you lost
I think you lost
Oh, I hate to see it.
Why wouldn't he go up, though?
Oh, you're...
Oh, no, I'm stuck in here.
if you try to morph into them on all the maps specifically this map is just
spuggy as hell
I can't see what he's got anyway
oh, Mr. Shubbett, incredible
John, what the fuck?
I don't know what he's making
thank you, sir
there's nothing to go back on
God, what the hell?
I'm camouflaged oh my god peanuts doing something heinous
Finding a good hiding spot I should be do the same map that we make it to hunters and no one touches
The walls of infinite torment and suffering turn I would say don't go into the parking lot
It's yeah, it's limits super about no parking lot
Okay, I can get like seven people if you want to volunteer to understand on that little red circle
Yeah, that's what that circle
I'm seeking again, but I mean I don't care because I need to practice
Also, okay, yeah, it was funny. I pin yourself. No, you look cool. It's gonna scare them doing this map the crazy shit
I'm already intimidated
No, that's not what I want to be, you know.
Shit.
What?
What?
What?
What are you dressing up as?
Fuck you, what the hell?
What?
Fuck me, Mario.
What?
No, what the fudge?
What?
What?
What?
no what the fudge well I fell into a void this map is pretty broken oh I'm out
of it I could have just cheated so easily well you're ready last time I
check I'm the protector of a very important artifact and somebody bang oh
they have the move no I'm just refiring locked in getting locked in and the
What I'm gonna say some artsy show right now. Oh my god, I was gonna do wall
So we shouldn't touch the walls yeah, do not cuz I don't even look at him
Nothing so far
I feel like the fruits suck and they wouldn't do the fruits thing, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's just too obvious. Or is it double reverse psychology where they do something
so obvious?
You would see them clip out of it, though. Otherwise, they'd say, uh, uh, uh, too buried.
Like, you could probably just, like, look at it horizontally from the end of the hallway
and it sees it clipping or not.
Ooh. Oh, I'm getting the high ground. I'm gonna look at all the tops. I bet you one
of these bastards is oh well mine is worse than feudal I am now stuck with
in no stop I have been trapped no ancient power has has bound me to this
supermarket pillar okay on the right side though nobody's in here
No, no one's also in the pillar
You know what I keep myself up
No, no, no, I'll find you guys
To your now X go out remember me you carry both our spirits now
Why would they do that they put a cart inside it come on man?
Like it's not even that they're well hidden is that we didn't even look at the spots that they're actually in you know, I mean
Yeah, well last time John was standing in the middle of the aisle.
Just standing there.
Hey, was just that, yeah, I didn't even explore that.
It's so big, it's so big.
Dude, I love hearing it.
Ooh, you're near, I don't know, you're near summit.
How do you know that?
Because he just got a missed spot ranking.
It just showed up.
I'm winning this bitch bruh.
Whistle in 8th.
I'm the 7th to give up.
I'm the whistle.
I'm the whistle.
I'm the whistle.
I'm the whistle.
Shhh.
You can't make you got this.
What?
Literally why would they make the pillars hollow?
No whistle.
I heard one by me but I don't know how to communicate.
you see my gun being out of the pillar yeah that way what the fuck are you doing so now i know
i know there's a man right don't die to the wall i want you to move faster the pillar i should
want to move man this is a pillar not a wall where's a ccf where is he okay give me give me
a show me show me where the whistle was that your gun i see your gun okay it's that way that way
it was close it was close how close i was super probably like like that that would be something
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah the score's going back up dude you can absolutely bug in here
There's not a scruffy that is good
Why would they make the pillars hollow
Oh, is it this one?
Go up.
It not yet.
I think this one was about a time basis as well.
You are two rows over from me, Mr. X.
I know you're here then.
Oh, shit.
Two rows backwards, I guess.
You were doing.
Call you near John, you're near John, his gorgeous skyrocketed.
All right, so you wrestle.
That way.
Give me, how's your shirt going?
Ah, well, where?
For sure, there's nobody in this pillar.
Double check, double check.
I'll clear it here.
Let's go!
Where?
Right up on this aisle, right in front of you.
Easy.
I was a hot dog.
Let's map a seat.
I was a cherry.
Oh my goodness, something incredible.
What was that?
What was that?
Oh my god, John, incredible, John, incredible.
How do you look around?
How do you look around?
Five of them.
I'm thinking right click.
I'm thinking right click.
Okay, okay, this needs, this is not a good idea.
A hundred percent not.
Hot dog is great.
A hundred percent not.
You're going to move half of those numbers to the walls.
Now we're going to the Minecraft jungle.
Log in boys, we're going to the Minecraft jungle.
Wait, she's down a little bit.
Boy, that looks, that looks odd.
It's all squares.
But I mean, it's this home turf,
so I mean, I mean, that's for sure, it's perfect.
I
Will be
You're gonna be a nightmare for the hiders or it's gonna be the best map ever
So what are you guys in the bucket?
Where I was a I was trapped in a pillar. Oh, yeah, I'm a US seeker
They don't want to give away their secrets, the secrets Magician never tells.
Wait.
Oh, there we go.
This is going to be terrible.
The textures are like...
Oh my god the textures are somehow actually worse than minecraft
Can you do a blur effect?
Look at the text!
There's gonna be absolute terrible
Texts are so blurry!
I want to be, I want to be, um, Steena
I got an idea. It's not gonna work, but it's gonna be respectable
Oh, fuck me, oh fuck me.
Alright, is that you?
Are you thinking as well?
Yeah, I'm, yeah I'm, I'm seeking out the secret.
Alright, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it.
I'm a seeker.
This is my element, I cannot, I cannot lose this.
Okay wow, you are right, the graphics are very very old, my goodness.
It's the Black Performer.
It's funny, on the trees, on the trees for sure.
Peak performance, peak performance.
I would also take the sides of the map,
right off the sides.
Oh, you can't, there's a mountain.
42 eighths, punk.
Yeah, I already tried.
I bet you didn't, you should go back.
I bet you didn't, you should go jail.
Hey!
Losing warlord, ex-QC despair.
Now where are you, bitches?
What you got on that?
Come on out, boys.
I'm looking.
Maybe behind some of those bushes, you know the bushes. I know exactly what it is. I bet you I bet you how we float again
Yeah, yeah, you got to be next to a surface though. You can't just fly
It's more of a climb. I don't know if I can get I'm telling you I'm telling you right now
I'm gonna blow it one of these fucking trees and I
Oh
wait looking oh dude oh yeah that can't get up there oh yeah I know I got a secret
Good message, sub to Dr. Yeat on YouTube.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
That's so weird.
Should I do Dr. Yeat?
The face.
That's base plan, Dr. Yeat.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my goodness.
I'd better see it.
I've heard about his two shots.
He never fakes a single one.
Never fakes a single one.
Those edits are coincidental.
Not even one.
Oh my God.
I think this should be easy.
I'm not going to get anything up here, XG.
I'm not even lying.
This should be easy in what you're getting rolled like.
This is just not right.
I'm not even lying.
I'm not even lying.
I'm not even lying.
This should be easy in what you're getting rolled like.
This is just not right.
I just dug three blocks down and put one on top of it.
I never heard a whistle.
Did you hear a whistle?
Yeah, I did, I did, I did, I did.
But they're not on that part of the map
over there, it turns to spawn dead.
So I heard a whistle nearby here on that right now.
No, you didn't.
You got you, Trillie.
Look up, look up, look up.
Ignore my score.
It's a block missing here.
I
About here, okay, there's blocks missing in the trees, but like
Like they're like one block holes in the trees
They are residing within their parking eight seconds to whistle no
Okay, don't whistle
I got out I got out where's he where's he where's he not a space I but wait he's
on the tree but we can't get up there how he's up there oh oh I'm bugging out
he's ascending he's ascending
I'm looking at your witness hand!
What the fuck?
BANG!
You sons of bitches!
The other ones can't be near there, cause I didn't hear his T-Gro other way through.
We must take this to the next way through.
And now I can look in the holes publicly.
They have a sniper's message in there. I don't know why you're doing it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on now.
There's no time for what it's illegal to shoot fruit
Oh, I'm here on me on me over here over here for sure
Good chicken God shitty. Yeah, but also like I had to cheat the winner like you only win there when I'm cheating
No, no, I should as an act I was flying the air to get on the map
Well, how do you cheat to fly up?
Because the boundaries of the map act as a wall
Oh, well, hit me. Hit me.
X your game.
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
I can't.
We just used to get to put it on.
I don't think about that.
It's just in the spirit of the game out there hiding.
I just think. Oh, my God.
It's impossible.
Dude, I don't know.
Can you hear me?
What? What?
Thank you.
You know what?
Can you not hear in game?
That like a game.
I know, aw.
I think it would be.
Be, okay?
Yep.
What about it?
She's still gonna hear?
I still gonna hear you.
Oh, it's so bad.
Oh, I can hear you, I can hear you.
You're about to-
Yeah, I can hear you right now.
Aw.
I'm trying to get that off those old-
What the hell?
What the fuck are we on here?
you showed the game Jacks
oh it's
heinous
oh now I'm sorry
there's your haters
how how large are you guys compared to us
whoa
you should not like to ask those guys
show me your size dude
someone's blinking
someone's blinkin
ugh
ugh
fuck I'll shoot tucked
I got to figure out what they'll be yellow text on the bottom.
Yeah.
Fuck.
What sucks.
I was too invested in the painting.
I wasn't looking anywhere else, man.
This is the best.
There's a shitty spot.
Oh, someone near you.
I hear a whistle.
you go over by me but me and some it wait can they go in this building and we
can't live there in there this is weird like we're tall there yeah and we're not
even there much much smaller oh wait they could probably go up on roofs too I
didn't see that then you can't go to the top of the glass buildings yeah you see
someone you lost him oh man I had to move I had to see you at all no no no you
what if I'm here for me we've been by gimmick we've been by gimmick his score
went up it's definitely over where me in summer way yes yes well I like was a
decent oh we're still next to him right now yeah they look at a score it just
went for 25 to 46 oh wait I did he's going one player that then yeah 45 look at
two like we're gonna couple vessels what was it at over by me and me and peanut
Fuck I'm stuck in this garage!
Don't go to the garages!
Don't come to the garages!
Fuck!
I'm stuck!
Don't go to the garages!
That's my friend in there!
Come here buddy!
Fine jibbit!
That mean that's not a lot of point is it?
No.
Oh I got out!
I saw someone that was walked by him.
walk by him.
Ten seconds.
All right.
There is another cross.
Where are you at?
Maybe above it?
In between?
Yeah.
It's right on this direct line.
Should we see him?
Oh, look at his score now.
It's going to be a bug.
It's going to be a bug spawned.
Maybe I got it. You think I got it?
He's a master of deception. Oh my
He's a master. He's a master
Later stole me where he is so I'm not gonna say it
Oh
It was definitely in this direction though here like on the gas station tomorrow. Oh, yes, look at them
How do you go down I can't go down
Ridiculous
the game. He's like in the building somewhere. I think he's got me here right here at this
building. He's in there? He's not, he's not, he's not, I don't know. He's like right here,
I'm telling you, right next to it. Are you kidding? Yeah, he's like in a bug spot for
I
Couldn't do it I couldn't kill you but you saw me yeah, okay, so it's possible
also multiple ways to see me.
That little hint multiple ways to see me is because multiple ways to see me.
Two, one.
My head is literally sticking out of the car.
I used to.
No, we can't go like that.
You made it.
You made it.
You made it.
I was so serious.
I'm so serious.
I was idiot like five minutes.
Oh my god dude.
Oh my god.
And my head is sticking.
Pina, I'm not putting that on you bro.
I trust you.
That's my second one.
I'll take that one.
I'll take that one.
I'll take that one.
Oh my god.
One more of that map.
One more of that map that we moved to the next one.
Welcome to the jungle.
Wait, wait, wait.
I thought you thought- You didn't even fucking paid himself.
Well, I'll get it.
I thought you found me, so you were a seeker, no?
Well, if you get found, you become a seeker.
Oh my god, I'm the fucking seeker again, are you serious?
Oh my god.
Am I dying?
I don't wanna be a seeker with you, pal.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, I wanna be out there hiding.
Maybe if you found the guy four inches in front of your head,
you wouldn't have gotten a chance to hide.
That was not my fault, that was not my fault.
No, don't cast late.
Yeah, that's not my fault.
I was talking to someone else's fault, anyone else's fault, it was mine.
It's true.
It's just his fault, she's sure he's laughing.
100%, 100%, 100%.
She cheats and talk about it, that's why I didn't find him.
Yes, yes.
I read that on the internet.
I believe it, because that's all that's left of it.
Everything on the internet is true.
Yes.
That's why I'm not taking his word.
There's one thing I've learned.
That is true.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Fuck you, John.
Fuck you more.
How much of a line's my penis even I'm taking this time?
Dick.
My balls are gigantic.
Hell yeah.
My mouse is going all over the place, I had to draw a really good picture.
I just have balls, I have no penis.
I have, I have half a penis.
Check that dick, it's mine.
I'm trying to see my side of the head, he's not there.
I
Were a fool
Where would I hide?
Right here, are you chewing on me?
I
Think he chewed on some thoughts thinking to it on thoughts to you on thoughts
Okay, well you're me
Summer by the starting point look at their scores
Holy shit all three of them are all three of them are by the start up on buildings. I'm calling it. Oh
Oh, I just find an element of clicks like the bottom one for two.
Oh, I can't replicate it.
That's not bad.
Why, why, why, why, why, why?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's not bad.
All right, okay, okay.
Yeah, I didn't hear any blizzards on my side.
Yeah, I heard them all over here.
I
Oh, someone's close. How you doing?
Scores of giant balls
Thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you
Not even our school could save that
Move
No
Oh, they're all right here.
You'll never believe it.
Good news.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I don't know.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
I had no idea.
I had no idea he was there.
Wait, were we in the same window?
The window right above each other.
Wait, X just said something in voice to X.
Do that again so we can find you.
No, what?
There's no, what?
You said something in game chat.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, do it, do it.
And I did that.
Gee, I heard X's whistle as well.
He's right here lurking.
I was watching that, like, three minutes ago.
Isn't the shadows?
That was funny.
XQCM.
Oh, God, dude.
His windows.
It looked right.
You were the same exact painting, dude.
I gotta move it.
Well, I zoomed out on my guy and could not see your guy, but yeah, you can't see each other
Hunters you can't cheat
Somewhere he keeps turpin at us in game chat. I either wish I need the whistle game over here somewhere. He's over here. I
Gotta see you get a better job
French Canadian wisdom
Yeah, I have the clips on it
I was worried about the perspective I tried to paint the top of my head brown, but
It was
Very complex. Oh sounds complex. Oh, the complexity even for a high IQ high EQ mind
very rare
Very very rare
Yeah, I didn't hear nothing
He's near where they were
Yeah
I don't know exactly where it's so far when it went down there.
It's so disorienting that we're so big.
Wait, wait!
I think I see him!
I got him!
Nice.
I ain't no way!
I got him through on a wall!
God, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm lucky.
I was like, I moved spots.
Oh
Do we wait? I see those the next next yeah, the next map is up. That's not yeah
I'm going to chicken. Let's do it. I can't man. That's what he got if I'm the hunter every dollar every dollar
That one looks kind of huge
What is that chicken gun I
Think that's the creator's name. I need to put his name before before each of the things oh
Oh
Business man
Yeah, okay, it's only
Glow
Chat low low key I think moving into play
I think 5 is like sub.
I got demos.
It's a lot more.
Try hard 7, try hard 7, try hard 7, try hard 7.
There's no way you're sleeping.
No, after that I can invite you, it's just uh, I don't wanna be rude, what about I ask
about the Moplairs, I feel like it was a little bit like a half yes and not means, I don't
wanna be weird.
Oh, never mind, I'm gonna get my kidney stone, alright.
What did I mean?
Huh?
Huh?
Ain't no way.
Kidney stones never hurt nobody.
Never hurt nobody.
Oh, just a little tiny stone.
Oh, no!
Look at this, they got it.
Oh, no!
I just don't know, oh my God.
You, John, it's me and you.
All right, I'm going to take this.
So I can have it in my mind.
This thing is huge.
OK, this is a 500 player map, was just.
John, I don't think we should be playing this map.
This place is huge.
Something I sent you the picture.
Get anywhere.
Scar. Okay, thank you.
It's identical.
I'll be the judge of that.
Oh
I'm here
Let's go get them. You're my sweet boy. Oh guys sub to dr. Yeet on youtube
You beat me it was dude. What the fuck this is a call of duty map. Why is it so massive? Oh my god, dude
This is that jungle map from black ops now. We're tiny, so they're even tinier
I'm sprinting and it feels like I'm walking in mud
Hello, kinnick
little guy
little little guy who can't walk and that's a beautiful little boy oh here we go
chat you can didn't go in there no did you hear a whistle I heard literally nothing
oh my god dude I'm gonna have an anxiety attack traversing this map I feel like I'm going at
it. Break. What's the opposite of break neck? Not breaking. Not. Yeah. Fully healthy neck
speeds. Healthy neck speeds. All right. One of you guys are in here. I know it. Oh, okay.
You know, it would take you longer to look at all those surfaces. Like, it would take
you like 10 inches to look at all the whole map.
Exactly, I can't stay in one spot for too long or else you're just not going to be able to cover it.
Oh my god.
I didn't hear a whistle. They're not even on this map.
We haven't missed spot ranking.
They don't have a whistle, they don't have a whistle dude, they threw the whistles out.
Guys I'm spanning whistle!
I don't hear anything.
Oh my god, I hear nothing!
Oh!
Who's giving their cell phone?
Oh that's you.
Your name didn't pop on that, I thought someone was turning themselves in.
Kim?
I'm inside a plant.
I'm gonna whistle once every 10 seconds.
Alright, alright.
I still don't hear anyone.
Okay, getting slightly warmer here, slightly warmer.
We're talking about-
Oh my god, this map is huge.
Warm as the rainwater.
There's the rain water warm it's a little it's a little it's a little little warm here like California or
Think the Amazon rainforest is pretty well rain. Well, yeah, it's like it's like room 10 plus less
Hey that makes your sense. I can't get it now you like um, oh
How's the rain going rain water in a in a southern country? Oh
Oh
It's getting a little swampy oh
Oh, oh
Jump what you're staying the same warm this gimmick those same warm this no no no I heard a whistle over here
Now you're kind of like
Warm as in a bath, but the baton is sitting there for like 30 minutes. Oh shit. You're looking warm
You're warm warm gross dude one of these plants. Oh, fuck. Oh, dude. Oh, it's gotta be this plant
You gotta be one of these planes
Oh my god, there's no more
I am in the tree next to the garage what
Oh my god, they're they're all over the place
I still can't find them. Oh, this guy's blinking. Oh, no way. I was blinking.
Dude, I actually moved. I was a bad test, so I was eating. Oh, no. Not like this.
Let's just find anyways. Oh my god. I can't even hear blinking right now.
and I still can't see
I just
I just
I just
I just
I just
I just
I just
I just walked over you eggs
Yeah you
I that map is normal we are not playing that map again that map was horrible
That's a thousand footer map right there
I'm just going to move to the next one move to the next one
Did you just put all the normal maps?
Did you just put all the non-customs like the normal maps?
Like the one in the log is going to find it
Yeah
Okay
Casino of allusions Casino of allusions
Oh, I don't know what it is. I've never played any of these maps and just downloaded them off the Steam Workshop never played them.
I'm the slavish anus.
What's up, man? Did you see that?
How close you were to him?
You see my contusions in the casino of illusions.
Dude, you were literally the same exact painting, same exact window.
Oh, I gotta look at the picture. Hold on a minute.
You're talking about this one or the last one?
Yeah, that to a guy in a bench.
True.
Take me to the casino.
See no evolution.
Chad, I think those will be really fun.
Um.
Like,
well, not fun.
It is more fun, like fully.
I got it. I got it prepared.
But, like, I'll send it to you.
Fifty players with this.
No. Oh, my God.
What do you mean?
Oh, my d-
What a ridiculous...
Oh, well, at least you stuck with me
like an expert hunter.
They call me.
He make money's worth.
Oh, it was no one I would rather be stuck with.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to draw a huge penis.
I need you to draw a huge...
vagina.
can i get a welcome to the jungle well this is how do i say unexpected all right
now how do how do i draw one of those i've never seen one i don't know don't ask me
i'm gonna draw what i think it looks like oh hell do i hit the blackjack tables in this game
i need i think i think you're right i thought you think that's what it looks like
back is that about right I know this yeah I think that's about right it looks
pretty good
what the hell is this are we sure that serious it's the Casino of illusions
Okay, I'm just gonna assume that none of these people
Now if you look at the people there's a little seam on their head really like I bet you
They would be in this room they wouldn't be alone it's about it's like like like in the change is something
Yeah.
Yeah, like this one, right here, there's five guys right here.
I bet you he's one of them.
He's not one of them, I'm lying.
Oh, it's double reverse psychology.
Double triple reverse psychology.
Now, what if it's triple reverse psychology
and they're not actually posing as one of the people?
I believe that could be the two.
Oh, they're right next to me, they're right next to me.
I hear witches! I hear witches!
I have shot everyone in the entire casino!
Triple reverse psychology going.
What's with triple reverse psychology?
This is infuriating. Why am I the hunter of the two most infuriating maps?
This is impossible, this is impossible. We shot everybody yet?
I thought I got cheating.
We would have shot one by now.
They get behind me.
Seven seconds, seven seconds to whistle.
Oh, he's just...
That didn't help at all. That literally didn't help at all. What's going on?
I don't know what's where the other guy's at.
This truly is illusion.
Illusion, illusions.
This is, this is bullshit. This is bullshit.
Bullshit!
This is bullshit. This is bullshit.
Oh, I can't see the other guy.
Okay, nice.
Yeah, that.
Oh! Oh!
He got one!
He got one!
I got one!
Josh, get to work!
I'm so glad I'm back!
There are two in search for me.
I've already got one on this side.
Search for me real quick.
What?
Okay, cool.
Okay, I think all the people have been shot.
I'm not on them.
He's right here.
He's right here.
One of them's over here.
He's right here.
He's one of these fools.
John?
What?
You okay?
Yeah, yep.
Tina, does that mean I'm here?
Yeah, I need your help.
It might be.
I think it's one of these guys.
I'm pre-spectating.
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
Come on, come on.
You sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha.
Shut the fuck up.
You don't know what I mean?
We get one more. We get one more.
We get one more.
What? What? What? What?
I'm in the middle. I'm right in the middle.
I'm right in the middle.
I'm on the side.
If he isn't a normal person, we're fucked.
That's all I have my eyes on
He's too smart to be a normal person. He's definitely blending in
He was up he's behind the curtain
I
Think by design the master
The game came with it are good because they're all like bunch of shit blood shadows very like like small POV you know I mean
I need another to open it like this I'm gonna be beautiful
What? The colors are- I'm trying to- What?
Not uptime. Abort. Abort.
This color doesn't match at all! It doesn't match at all!
This doesn't match at all! The color- It's a trick!
This
I have a new map to color sucks. Yeah, you guys are done. So
Wait, they're using color matches, which means so you should all people you should all the pets first or what?
I don't know. They're using they're trying to paint. It makes me feel like they're not
Maybe you can get the color right there
Okay
Oh, it's like a middle somewhere
I just heard him go, oh fuck, it's right near me.
One's on fire, one's on fire!
one of you guys
I mean, I mean, I'm not, I'm not
going to derange it, isn't it?
Oh!
So, there's a guy near me here somewhere, but maybe there wasn't, it wasn't that close.
There's no Russian casino version.
first one too. Yeah, it goes for black. The color match would just be black. Same. Which
is cool. This map is huge. It's cool. Yeah, which is what I wanted. Hell yeah.
That was a bad job. This is Mario Kart 20s. This is Mario Kart 20s.
No
Let me borrow
I thought it was white.
Dude, smart.
What do you think about mine?
I can see you.
Okay, this is insane.
I want to see one of them.
Really?
No.
No.
Wait, it's the garage.
Can you go inside of it?
I don't think you can go inside of it.
It's because I'm brightening up my eyes.
Dude, oh my god.
I gotta put sunglasses on.
It's fucking tough.
This is where I would have hidden.
I
So many spots that are like cheese like like under stuff, you know, I mean, yeah, that's where gimmick likes to hide
What what what that is the heinous accusation? I
Had all my all my hiding spots are highly ethical. Oh
Was that the whistle with it? Yeah, somebody near here somewhere
Yeah, it's gotta be near you.
Yeah, near here.
Maybe on the rooftop.
A power.
Maybe, yeah, my eyes are burning as well.
Uh oh.
oh yeah over here like so when I was over here it sounded like it was a month
over here somewhere the on the inside of the sign it was just shit
themselves one of you guys one of you old farts for sure
What do you mean? What do you mean do you not believe me?
That was some PSI behind it, holy shit.
Oh, someone's about to die.
Oh, I heard that whistle. Did you hear that whistle?
I heard it. I heard it right near you.
There's gotta be a glitch spot. It has to be.
What are you scumbags, or any one of these blocks?
Found him.
Oh, nice.
All right. Okay. All right. Bullshits.
Okay.
I
Someone must have farted through boy. Oh
Look at this explain that I was near burping up for like a long time
They look at his points and they just submit so either you say that somewhere for a long time
I was close to them or I did I just killed him. Oh
It's just mr. Give it left
That means it's a foot 45 points though
Don't forget where you came from
I'm actually surprised that we got here, buddy
We want you that what I get to do as rich maps
But that one 90 second paint that all the painting on that one
so you got a
Wait shit. Oh fuck. God. I'm trying to change it that I press start. We have zero seconds of pain
Oh excellent excellent
You have a minute you have a minute
I know I'm going
What the fuck is hutch?
I don't know.
Oh no!
My plan is ruined.
XQCL.
It's going to be absolute, oh god, it's going to be world record.
Alright.
I just fucking painted the color of that announcement.
It's going to be very easy.
I think, oh, oh, some are still working, oh, beautiful, look at that, I love your painting,
do you like mine?
It's beautiful, it's beautiful.
Perfect.
Just look around.
Hi there, your mover.
Now, they're not going to be in the complicated spots, there's not enough time to paint.
gonna be in the simple spots. That's what you were thinking. Yeah. Unless they're like MLG Pro
painters but some of them I've been playing with these guys a few days. Let me tell you it's
oh amateur at best. Except for this guy who honestly I'm wow this is incredible.
I'm a chicken place I'm on a pass first
I'm going for the gold
I'm going for the gold
Yeah, they're just a fight
Just be too loud
You'll never get me alive
I mean it's not weird to see a driver
in one of the cards
That's normal
Meow
You'll never catch me pussy
I'm too fucking fast
Who are you squishing to see
Do you like Mario and Luigi's cousin?
Okay. No, if I'm playing some
check. That was such a good painting though, wasn't it?
I was fixing my head. How did you spell that?
So much just to die. We thought you did it. We're going we're going to construction site.
Oh, beautiful little manual labor. I'm going to get one of the map students read and
start replaying maps out of this. Remember which one do you like most? And we can do the
Oh, X and Summit haven't played the original, maybe we'll do a quick tour through the original.
You know, I like the laundry map.
I like the supermarket.
Ooh, okay, alright.
This map looks like a...
This map and the first, that pinged one map are like actual...
Yeah, yeah
Well, it was rather oh, I got it boom easy
Bang oh
Yeah
Yo, I say
So, yours says what? It says 6-7!
Holy...
Watch the game, you'll see the meme I see.
It reminds me of chocolate.
I wasn't done painting it!
It saves it. Are you a hunter? It'll save it.
Holy
That is too sharp as as all the sharpness
We should win with ease this music is a little depressing
Honestly, dude, it's just the Minecraft music way better
Subwoofer Lulubaya
Fucking battery you have space or what? Oh propane take get that propane tank
Metal scraps on the ground
The alkaline
Honest is this a dark off man, what's going on here dude there somebody's got to make a couple maps
There's there's items where some it just was that that were actually target items
That was actually not that
Summit you walk past me that spot before I even started fending
There's another one here by the way
Nah, probably wasn't. I wouldn't check. Like I'm telling you, there's another whistle
close by. Like right here somewhere. Alright, 7 seconds for a whistle. Here it comes. Maybe
I completely messed up my paint job.
I shit out like a sore thumb.
Who's the hiding fool?
Who is it?
I think it's John.
So 140 points for each video.
It's like a lot for just walking, you know?
I'm thinking that was me.
511.
He's going to get these numbers down.
That when we walk in a radius of people,
he's going to know who walked and how close.
yes it's like an old old cartoon like who's got the chalk
what reminds me of yeah put it on my dude you should immediately i'm really
chalk zone and i haven't even heard of that before what it's good it's everything boomer
shit come on bro who's got the chalk
Rudy's got the chalk the chalk the chalk chalk zone
I don't want to be in the juice, tie for the help of my lowest man, love you always.
X. Stop. What'd you say? It says dude. Dude. It says dude, yeah. What? That's what I'd
say, dude. It says dude. It says dude. Oh, shit, okay. You think it says dude. I'm trying
I'm gonna make a count of flies
No, I was gonna pay paying it
Now one of these guys is gonna be dumb I think all of them are gonna be dumb
I close I close I could guess or not
Right here
Oh god, damn it.
Oh, there's Thermite over here.
We'll talk off.
So we went past one of them for like a slight second.
But when was that?
We don't know.
I think maybe near blue propane.
Whistle on 10.
I'll be inside the problem.
Mm-hmm.
We need to split up for the-
Yeah.
They're coming to the Propagane Master.
Hey!
BOMB!
BOMB!
No!
My magnum opus.
You can't have it for me.
Now the other one's further up in the same direction.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, I'm right, too.
Oh, he's spreading propaganda.
Don't listen to him.
I think I saw someone over by that giant blue barrel.
Maybe a-
That's the green barrel!
Oh my god, that was my friend in the wall.
No!
Maybe you're a brick?
Or a package?
No.
Maybe you're a battery.
I don't think he can turn into things.
If you paint right, if you paint well enough, you could.
Let's look at a triangle in a corner or a spot.
Here it comes.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to take you to your daddy, your daddy, your daddy, your daddy, your daddy,
your daddy.
I feel it, I feel it.
I feel my dad's coming, dude.
Hey, hey!
You beelied it right next to me.
Hey
There's nobody over there I was over there no whistles
Okay, I think it was I think it was my left. I think I think it's just the vtuber the vtuber's only one left
Well, he's gonna be to repeat it. He's gonna be somewhere. Yeah vtuber did hot thing them
Hey, I see some of my the giant blue barrel everybody go there quick. Okay, sir
There he is. There he is. He's trying to get away. We should chase him for 142 seconds
I don't remember you in the whistle.
Maybe in here?
Yeah, but he's going to go on, but he's going to go on.
No, John, split up, man.
Yeah, that's a bit, that's a bit, that's a bit.
Yeah, that's a bit, and on a lower, lower level.
lower middle level lower middle level yeah you piece of shit peanut I'm
thinking in a box under box peanut dude peanut likes them dude he's gonna be out
in like the middle up top he's a piece of shit he's gonna be somewhere where
You can't even see him.
Oh, oh, oh, inside!
I can't stand up now.
Well, we only have one more whistle, so I mean, we better listen closely.
We need a Piper!
Nope, can't see it.
We don't know where the fuck he is. He's cheating, dude.
He's awesome at known cheater.
Okay, he's literally on me, like absolutely on me somewhere.
Guys, guys, have you ever?
I'm shaking.
Yeah.
What was it?
What was it?
What was it?
What was it?
What was it?
What was it?
What was it?
What was it?
What was it?
What was it?
Get fun
Well you were moving in I
Just read the chat and just said that you were moving he's a cheater
I don't trust him.
Okay, now watch this.
I'm gonna be...
the very best.
Oh, sorry.
Go on it, I'm the hunter!
Ha ha!
I got a bet on UFC. That's tomorrow. That's right.
Uh, I gotta...
I have to.
I'm forcing you.
Myself.
Oh, no.
I don't want to go, but there's not enough time.
It takes the entire 60 seconds just to get to my spot.
Fuck, man.
Yeah, I don't- I'm- I'm think I'm fucked here.
I am also cooked.
No way.
I come all the way here and it's the edge of the map.
I should have said that.
You saw me directly in the eyes like five times in the last ten minutes.
Nope, that's not true.
I literally saw you go under his desk twice.
Why stop it?
I felt bad for you. I was, I seen you.
That's a good friend. That's a good friend.
Ah, it's the glaucoma.
That's why you take somebody's stretch break.
I'm done you.
Oh, I just found an elephant in a glitch.
I'm pretty sure I would never miss anyone who knows him.
Ha!
Exactly.
Ha!
Summit, miss.
They stick out.
They're just like, you know, pfft.
Ha!
Bawls.
Pfft.
See, there's about to be a galak right over here.
I'm not seeing that device
three in the same direction on me I run on me come over here come over here
whoo yo it's right here right here these propane tanks are looking real suspicious
Oh
So much I know I'm not a construction worker
Color matches so bad. I was yellow for a red brick, dude
If I was mr. gimmick and his spot was far away he claims
I
Peanut what
There was at least three whistles over here
And they're all right here working. Yeah, you ever seen what you ever seen what the handle looks like of one of these things
don't
No, I just look like that
Now mr. Summit does the handle come over here for a second does it also look like
I'll hide her on the map. I'm a perfect. I'm a perfect. I'm a perfect spot. I'm the best spot you've ever seen your entire life.
You ruined it by bad gaming.
You never find me. You never ever find me.
Okay, I'm fighting finally.
Can I not do it? I don't do it.
Alright, we got this.
almost feel bad for them summit it's gonna be like 30 seconds yeah I feel it
You'll be okay though.
I'll get over it.
I'll just smelt these fools.
the
back to back like that and Robin needed
hell yeah
catch people
catch people and shoot them and turn them into humans
I wanted to die.
I heard some over in my direction.
That's not bad at all, what?
we'll go to the corner a little bit over here
listen for whistle 14
die
violent mind
violent mind
no whistle no
i'm just waiting
oh my god it's a lot of moving sand swaps
all over here
save those bullets
fuck dude they're all invisible they're all cheating
oh wow
what lift your eyes to the stars
only pretend to be an ex
oh my god you must be
eggs in heaven you must be an ex
in heaven that's a little hint for you John oh yeah how the hell did you find
me he said lift your eyes to the stars so I looked up I didn't know where you
were I was just doing my eggs in heaven. I was acting like a Christ.
You got me.
Get your eyes to the stars. You know exactly what they are. They are eggs in heaven.
Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Key.
You 100% got him killed.
You were 100% got him killed by the fucker.
I did. How was I supposed to know the eggs in heaven song?
song I'm gonna break the record a worldwide record he said someone is
teabagging him I think it's summit summit you guys in malls I don't know where he is I don't
and I think I do we've been staring directly at it for the last
X give us a hint mind what would I what were they that because then we get right here and you could lose right here
He's right here on top of his voice
I
Have a little bit of hype but not too much you you wouldn't hurt your head, but you won't hurt your feet either I
Know where he is last
Okay, not my head not my feet he's on our cock he's on our cock he's on our cock
Excellent work acts you're distracting them perfectly. They're
they have no chance dude 3,985 is fucking crazy that is the crazy
you're standing right on double I don't need another say I'm gonna be so mad
I can see that my challenge is moving violently. They see it.
Oh my god.
No!
Oh my god.
He was one of the fucking...
No way.
Thank you for your experiments.
Thank you for joining us.
I was kidding on him, dude.
That was weird.
I was in people's FOMIs for like...
I got like 30 prompts. It's crazy.
Dude, that has gotta be a record.
4.7k.
That is 100%.
Give it where you are you guys that hell is that?
God respond God's cheating.
Is he cheating? No, it's a perfect location.
We're going to the next map.
It's time for trenches.
We double it.
We double it.
So it would be better if I if I suck in the correct brush.
Thanks.
There's a lot of maps up.
I was too metallic
We'll get me that one game that doesn't update
It starts with an arc
You should this is in with the
Raiders. Yes. Oh my god. I'm the hundred. Oh, thanks. Yeah
What was under the updated the game
They added like a full digestive system, or you eat and you've got a poop and pee.
Oh, yeah, you have to go to a family.
And your wife kind of hates you and your kids.
They're not too fond of you either.
Yeah, they're in the rust belt and you have to kind of take care of them.
And there's the divorce court.
And then finally after about four years of that, then you head into the rust belt and you go to topside.
Yeah, I mean you think you had to collect a lot for your chicken?
Imagine how much you have to collect for your family. Oh goodness. Oh your wife
I do with those in real life. I don't need to deal with the end game to show life like
It's like I'm wearing a VR headset. Holy fuck.
Somebody could be a poopoo.
Yeah, these bitches.
Oh, this is a big spot. If you work out drawing.
Any points?
No, I hope not.
I'm gonna get points next week.
That's very telling.
Oh wait, it didn't work.
That points didn't work out there. Oh, it didn't this is a good fight for the map. I think
It's like a little dog the points didn't really work ex just walked right by me and
So what you're saying is that no
Not you different X. Oh, okay, I hear I hear it my nickname
That's what I'm talking about.
Now X.
Oh, no.
It wasn't done.
There was another, uh, and
another, uh, rust effect.
I think you hear it nearby here and opposite as well, but
that's.
That pile of bricks over to your right.
Somebody would be a brick, you're saying?
That one. Yeah, that one.
Yeah, that one.
Yeah, that one.
Yeah, that one.
That one. Yeah, that one. That's where I heard it.
Yeah, yeah, that's not that I was talking about.
Very peculiar.
Yeah, that's where I was.
Very peculiar.
It's like a tool whistle.
Are you okay?
I'm just focused.
Very focused.
He does live.
Yeah, two hours into the stream he's got it.
He's over here. He's over here. He's over here. He's he's
looking. He's literally on the janitor here somewhere. I feel
like somebody, oh, there's two of them. I think one of them
came from the porta-potties.
The porta-potties? The porta-potties. The porta-potties.
The porta-potties. The porta-potties. The porta-potties.
I feel like you guys saw me. I feel like. The porta-potties.
What is better than a potty but a portable potty? Ha ha ha.
Yeah, maybe I'm just gone. I don't know. I'm not stupid. I actually hate porta-potties
Terrible guys. Yeah, you guys literally directly over here somewhere
Do we go good? Okay, 15 seconds 15 seconds. I'm gonna stay by the portable potties
I am so confused
Oh
Yeah
Where
Because someone sent me a clip. Oh, this is probably something funny is just summit painting himself
Where these one of these shadows
These shadows are killer here. They're actually insane
You know we're like in the dark dark
Oh
What about the point the point I'm not going up though
We fighting nobody it would be
Jonathan no
Somebody else my soul in three. Hold on everybody else
Okay, he's right here. He's blue bin blue bin. Why wait you have a little bit, so
You think so you think red
No, we can't lose on the side
About three feet from where you shot six times you
I don't know if the name calling is just shooting.
Oh yeah, that's why that slipped.
That slipped.
And it's been both of them.
Yeah, I was right in the top corner.
Like all over, oh bang.
One of the clips I got in set was you shooting right
at the bottom of where I was.
There's no, there's not limited ammo.
I think there should be though.
That would make it even sweatier.
OK, I can paint finally.
I'm going to go grain it.
I
Wanted a nice camel. I wish you could paint like paint bucket. I know. Oh my god. Just fill your whole body with one color
Yeah, yeah, that'd be nice. I
Think we should give ten minutes of painting time. Yeah, seriously, and if you get called caught you have to
I'm interested.
Oh, I see acts, painting yourself care most.
Oh boy.
Yeah, do you like it or not?
Oh, easy.
It's inquisitive.
Thank you.
Peaceability.
What's yours?
What's yours then?
Is this a pilgrimage?
Oh
Got it
This tends to happen. Oh, I might have just I might just be actually. Oh, yeah, yeah
Sometimes I see one of you. I'm not gonna kill you yet
Where's you wish you wish you wish you wish you all kills?
Don't kill me. I know where is that though?
He's near by somewhere on a contrast inside
Give me a gun, don't you back here, you son of a bitch, where are you, where are you, where are you?
Show yourself, demon!
Listen, the cameras, the cameras need some work.
Maybe, maybe here?
Are you a box? Are you a brick? Are you a brick?
Yes, yes, I'm a brick.
I'm a brick, I'm a brick.
I'm a brick top.
Okay.
That won't help you see anything though.
Oh
Oh, oh, he's right again a lot of party side in it. Maybe a poop or maybe a poop
He is bouncing on it right now. Oh
Oh
One of them has to be here, right, I mean
Oh, you're too old.
I thought you are got you.
Shit, sorry.
I thought they would, they maybe might run or something.
I think he's right there.
Did I, I'm telling you, I thought they were like a porta potty slash middle, but I don't
see him.
What is right over here?
These boxes.
We're still coming up.
We're still coming up
Okay, I'm not just bad
Okay, yeah, like he's literally right here like I must be tail of this video game, huh?
Is that how is he right here?
Oh, look at that orange barrel. I don't understand
I
Somebody here is the goat like it literally on one of these bins. Ah, yes
I told you I was classically trained in the mountains of China you see he's the
portable potty's I spent my life I heard a whistle and it was like me I was
like here
wait wait was that a whistle yeah that was a whistle that was a whistle the
right he should wait wait I don't know I don't know I don't know are you already had a breath of
I'm just concentrating
Jeffrey can you get me another margarita? Thank you
Salt the rim. Yeah, absolutely excellent. I'll salt your rim. It's just I find you
I'll take it I'll take it to thank you Jeffrey Jeffrey over here. I'll take one little board
It's about GEO FF by the way
Oh, you see, I hate this property.
Please at once.
Dude, I'm feeling like shitting it.
The guy here is lurching.
Massage?
No, thank you.
I'm not stressed at all, Jeffrey.
Thank you.
He's a stupid cigar.
No, it's fine.
He is right here.
He is right here.
It was more yellow.
It was more yellow.
How did you not see this?
How did you not see this?
Jeffrey!
Jeffrey!
Massage!
Jeffrey!
I need the massage!
I need the massage!
Jeffrey!
Wait, really?
Yes, I mean, I did nothing at all.
Guys, where are you the last whistle?
I think it was near yellow bin. I think it was near yellow.
I could be wrong though. I don't want to lead us to failure.
Give me a 34 seconds.
I don't, I didn't hear any whistles. I have nothing to go on.
I, I, I mean, I think...
By you, here in this like middle area?
man cheese man that's so cheesy but but what the fuck you John fuck you die
she just busted because you have to shoot it all the time yes for a real
just break our game on cranky control panel settings everyone crank at the
same time go you're quicky quicky quicky next back next back we're going to
happy home roblox um what is that I don't know I just got up this team's door
dude if this is one fucking house this is gonna be the worst it might be if I
might be if I'm it's the roadblock that was much was much it
That makes the algae, because I'm starving. I'm starving Marvin.
What?
I'm at the hunter again?
What the fuck is this? Are we so negerious?
Dude, this is...
This Roblox is more detailed than this.
This is the whole...
No!
Where's that?
Roblox seems actually good. I don't think I've ever played them.
Actual well-made Roblox games, they're gonna clear some of the triple A's these days.
blazey this have you played the uh... ever is sweet
roadblocks is sweet
oh my god
yeah it's
was a say though
the thing
spells out sweet
the word
uh...
let me check what it says
it just says sweet
thank you sir what does it say what is it sweet right what you say I don't see you
dude there obviously too easy I mean are you kidding me okay if they be shade only one
Tricks there comes that's one of them banged in to bang I got two of them already
TV
Mine's a little bit cheesy I'm not I'm not even gonna you'll never find me you would ever find me
are you are you kidding me oh my god there's a whole underground area
Oh, what the fuck? Okay?
Couldn't find this way through the clouds
You guys are on then I just I just hit the floor that was my oh, I wait. Does that work?
I said I said boost me up so I can go to the clouds. No
No.
Awesome.
Clouds again.
Oh, of course not.
No, no, no.
Wait, can we go up to the rooftop here?
We're not...
Oh, there's a ladder.
I'm coming up.
I'm coming up.
Hey, hey, hey!
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm just going to be...
No, no, no, no.
They're on the ground, they're on the ground, on the ground for sure.
I'm gonna secure this location, uh, listen guys, there's somebody over in this corner here.
Somebody over here.
Somebody's gonna do like a shade.
Yeah, somebody is.
See any worms around here?
Guys, is anybody keeping an eye on the exit?
Exit, he's mobile.
Oh no, he's still living.
I know.
was he moved did he get out you never catch me you never catch me so they
crap catch that starfish
I think he's still down there go back down there is some spot that I like
unexplored in I mean yeah I didn't even know this if I had known this under
this is an easy piece of it.
Oh my god, actually gonna.
Hold on, hold on!
That was good though!
He was still down here.
Oh!
Fuck you, you piece of shit!
Whose left?
I spit out, spit out, spit out, spit out!
You guys are just like 20 times, I'm not even lying,
you guys are gonna be 20 fucking times right there.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
it would be more towards center
so it was this direction but through the wall maybe above
i'm stuck
yes i'm gonna get back up
i would check out with the whistle to be on
no i was like the other guy
probably above
hopefully he's not pressing one to activate super hide
i'll do that
That's what I was V.
Which one?
Guys, hold on.
Let's not let's not rush.
Let's grab some snacks here.
Everybody come grab some snacks here.
I'm very hungry.
I need to come grab that.
No, it's too big.
Thank you.
The snacks stay in the refrigerator.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
That's not good.
We look there.
Oh, it's alive.
What's that apple doing?
What's that apple doing?
It's just the death throws.
It's just the nervous system.
It should be.
You put a lot to the product boy McWatt. That's right
No, I actually wait wait were you there when I went there the first time yeah
Man, I suck them. Were you behind the apples? Yeah
You map you map we're going to the village. Hi
Hey, what it's only nine forty one PM. Yeah, I'm hungry. I'm sorry Martin. Oh
door dash door dash what the fuck
it's not it's not from that one
we're just getting started
dinis, slam burger, door dash
it's not working
yeah me either
then starve
oh I think it's over the door dash
yeah
oh no
the nap isn't working
oh this one's not working
oh sorry
I mean the only thing I can do is press
four start I don't know what happens
when I do that
try it
okay
Um
Oh
The lobby change
Yeah, they made me the lobby a bit different
Genji, where the hell are you hutch? Where the hell are you?
Yeah, where the hell are they at?
um
Oh perfect. I'm glad we first started
No, yes, as long as we're playing in the underworld we're all here
No, no, no wait wait
There's nothing about it guys. It's just black
Which are guys, no, but it's just black though
Believe that's the name of a hot new brand
Really?
It's just black.
Tired of trying to match your clothing?
It's just black?
It's kind of my philosophy.
I had a wondering if that outfit matches this just black.
Which is fine.
Which is fine. Yeah, that's the subtitle.
This map is really good, but it's very buggy.
Hey, hold up. Wait, are you guys actually on the map?
I don't think you're taking me and X this time.
Who is this right here?
Me and X can't see anything.
It's just black for blubbers.
Yeah, me too.
This is a forced stride.
At least we're still on the server.
Could be worse.
Yeah, I can see someone.
Is anyone hiding actually on the map?
No! No!
What a hate.
I have walls.
I have walls.
I have walls.
I have walls.
I have walls.
I have walls.
So I'm out. I can't see anything this man. It's deeply on the map. All I can see is black, which is cool
Hold on
Wait, does this X have the map though disease disease you have the map?
So he has no idea what he's at
I can't even walk through this map
Me no, I wish you could see
I can move I can do it. I can do it. I want he's gaslighting us
He does we watch you get me watch
Oh, he's right over here.
How you doing?
Shoot, what's this?
Did you hear something?
He's here somewhere. He's like right here.
But I can't.
Can you see my carrot?
I see a bearish.
Give it right here, look.
I can't move it.
Give it, he's right here.
Oh my gosh, he's a little sloth man.
I
Was I can hit it on your screen though? I
Hang on the map. Oh, I'll see you. That's what where was I
This one's called last man standing. I don't know how it works, but
But what we're gonna do it. All right, I don't know how this one works. I think this one was different to the other ones
After this we should do a little tour through the OG maps they can behold their beauty
oh we have four LG's in the X
huge advantage
no no no no no LG before the LG before the LG before the LG
before the LG
it's the pre-LG
I'm glad he gets to play
oh really
oh for fuck's sake
Mr. gimmick
it's an half
almost too easy
to hear them they seem to be suffering mm-hmm oh they know what's coming you
know it's coming that's probably really cool but they just know that we're the
hunters so they're like oh man oh man they're not here we're fucked yeah
all right I kind of have like a special talent I don't tell a lot of people about
it but let me guess what you're having for dinner all right this is just a
special talent I have I'm gonna say a whole roasted boiled turkey right a little
bit of aioli you're gonna put a little mayonnaise you get a little mayonnaise
mix a little like red pepper in there call it an aioli bing bing boom you got
yourself a meal. How close am I? Um. Oh, what the fuck is this? My God.
Oh,
how close was he? Close. My God.
Oh, my God.
It can't be any of the ones raising an arm because that's not an option.
Oh yeah, wait, oh yeah, you gotta be sideways with that one.
Dude, what?
You believe X is eating an entire turkey
Let's fan out here ready. Oh shit, they're all here. They're all fucking here
this is how we win this is how you win
this is it guys somebody get the military on the line
hello United States military
what black rock was made by black rock it was
yeah black rock and vanguard
hell yeah country needs to be snapped
they're just being kicked right now
yeah it's working
I'm gonna start a war in a random country next week
This is a fun game, just with shits and giggles.
I'm gonna change because it's oil, but it's just a fun game.
What? I just got a random idea.
A fun new idea!
What a fun new idea!
Peanut, I just got a random ad from a random account on Discord, and it was a generic profile picture.
I thought it was Jinji again getting hacked.
But holy fuck.
Okay, alright, alright.
John, stop shooting.
John.
The dropper is in working!
I'm falling, I'm falling!
It's not working!
What do you think?
Yeah, probably, let's get cheated!
Yeah, that looks right!
Oh!
Now I don't trust anything!
Straight up, it is!
time boys running out of time right we need to we need to fan out i'm going to do a straight line
here did everyone stand are we sure is not an actual emo emo yeah well the dropper was
was the morning though
no which one shot we got a ex John yeah I just need your opinion on something
over here how do you like shadow how do you feel about shadows
the biggest fan of them oh wait that's actually not a person oh my god wait
There's a whole bunch of people. There's a secret layer in here
I was shiny holy shit what that one wait wait you guys they're shiny. Oh my god look for different textures
They're shiny
Love with a shiny ones
right now as we speak I scared the QR code off yeah yeah my my
stupid point black rock now you know yep I just enlisted in the army range
Oh my god. Oh, that's on top of the QR code block.
Oh, you deserve that.
Holy shit.
There's no way. There is actually no way.
I was just thinking, I'd given up already and I was just thinking to myself, like, damn, it'd be cool if someone like, like, made themselves look like the block.
Dude.
Alright guys, we're doing CS office. This is the map everyone's been waiting for.
CS office.
Oh, yes.
And you're playing another one.
KLG.
Starve.
Alright fine, this frags you see, this will be the pre-pre-LG before the LG.
It's third to last LG before the LG.
It'll be the first in the last game series.
Alright fine, the pre-LG right before the last game, of the last game before the last game.
First of a great new journey to the last game.
CS office.
This is not a recreation. It's literally
CS office
I saw dust on the list
So there's no USB
How do you paint your front?
We don't bounce button to grab it moving camera
I'm gonna try
What
There's some weird on this map. Yeah, it's people painting themselves
There's something weird on this map where you can hear every like paint. I don't understand it
can you hear the paint I don't think it actually is the paint it but there's some
kind of bug on this map where it sounds like you can hear the paint I hear that
other click-click-click it I'm gonna go be I'm gonna go be site okay okay oh
Oh one minute, what do you mean by that?
Nothing nothing, I'm just hanging around doing what we want.
Don't throw it.
No throw it.
gimmick from our conversation before how well do you think my cards are going to be?
What is that?
What is that?
You're gonna, it's going to be beautiful.
I, yeah.
It's not a fusion.
Use your intuition John, use your intuition.
I'm couch.
Perfect.
You couch?
Yeah, I'm on couch side.
Wait, I have no whistle.
So nobody, like nobody even close to here, but I didn't hear, I didn't hear whistle at all.
Yeah.
Did you just say yourself again?
No.
She would shit themselves.
She would eat eggs and then he gas lights us after.
Yeah, it was it was a little yummy though. He's moving. He's moving. He's moving
The first one was much louder
Those who group together poop together
Right a lot of shadows here
Yeah, this looks like it's impossible
I don't think they're nearby here though
I
Was all in three oh
My god, okay, they're outside the garage like they're not here. Just get out of here get out of here unless it's not as bad
Yeah, oh
John's cheating
Just gave it up for three days already downloaded walls
Maybe we should let Axe go dude, he's shit in his mans.
He hasn't had to eat this whole time.
Yeah, it's all good.
He's had to shit bad.
That turkey's still boiling.
That turkey's still boiling.
Oh, it's about to go over to Roots.
Was anybody garage?
Not anybody garage?
No, just something.
He was down the bottom of the stairs.
Who would not me?
What's that sound?
It's heinous.
It's a heinous sound.
Are you kidding?
Are you disgusting?
I would be disgusting if you're not.
It's something right in the middle.
So, nearby the snow, I think.
Anybody know?
Like that lemon video.
I will easily spot you.
Wait, there's snow.
They have to go outside as well.
It's insane.
Maybe over here on top of this thing
Why am I the only one that can hear some exes shitting?
You're imagining it's a oh
Dude, I haven't heard a single I'm stuck at the wall. Okay. Are you a pipe?
Well
Oh, why would I be power you?
Dude, I didn't hear it. Okay, it's right here. It's on it
Are you not wait hold on
I think it's nearby here though. I'm pretty sure
I didn't hear anything back there. Like I think it was two whistles. It could have been only one. I could be wrong though
Yo, can we give us another whistle please? Just give us one, please. Okay, I'll give you one. Here we go three two one now
Okay, middle middle middle middle. Maybe at the five two
Maybe the tree. Oh, oh, yeah, dude. He's definitely up in those numbers check the numbers
No, it'd be more exciting.
Maybe on the corner here, maybe on the corner here.
No, he's definitely at the numbers.
He's at the numbers.
Oh my god.
No.
Did I miss that one?
You missed me.
You missed me.
I saw a guy.
Oh, gosh, darn it.
Oh, watch your language.
All right, I'll just tell you.
Oh, yeah, let's give it for the last game.
Let's give it.
Got to poop real bad.
We got to get.
We got to get it back and send it.
Direct for this, dude.
How did they direct for it?
Fiddled with the code a little.
I didn't see that. I didn't see that. I didn't see it. So does that. You look at your FOV,
but you're not looking at where the FOV looks like. It looks like you're not in.
Yeah. You're looking outside.
in plain sight is like the is the way
who's the hunters me and summit the blind man in the hood again what which one's
wish
did what the fuck is this color match what are we doing here
it just painted me fucking blue
guys I'm cheating right now so I'm gonna give a whistle
every half whistle as well between the whizzles, all right?
Oh, how noble of you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, that wasn't done.
Got to finish painting, or this is gonna be weird.
Oh, shit.
That's not cheating. Oh, yeah, I'm getting word that it's not cheating. Fuck you, you're not getting any whizzles.
Fuck you, guys.
Embossing.
Perfect. Perfect, socially conscious, uh, painting skin?
Let me, let me, he said still why I can read it.
Uh huh.
Peanut, powers, apartment, candle, peanut.
Oh, peanut owns Black Rock, cancel peanut.
Oh, my apologies, my apologies.
That's right, socially conscious.
I also own Vanguard, and guess what?
Guess what?
going to die of a mysterious
week. Oh, the right. Right.
Wait. What are you implying?
What are you implying? Yes, I'm
I killed Dr. Ming. No, my
he died in the Las Vegas Hotel
with the heart of Africa and
black. Oh, terrible twist.
I'm gonna find you.
I love your-
I love your body.
Your trash.
Your trash.
Uh-uh.
Give it, would you like me to give you a quick whistle?
Just a little whistle.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I didn't like twice when I killed him he said in his dick dick South African accent
Oh, oh, a big star. He's not the gilded kill me that's South African if you didn't recognize
I didn't recognize him. I thought he was Italian. I thought he was like a Mr. Peanot guy.
I mean, he's not the king of my door.
How mis-
Therapy not to kill the me in the Las Vegas hotel room.
No, I'm the mysterious, uh, circumcised.
I'm the mysterious.
Fourteen the vials of a black-thor heroine now.
That was a medicine, medicinal heroine.
Would you like me to give you a quick whistle, Mr. Gimmick?
Just a little.
I mean, just a little.
I haven't heard of that single whistle.
Just a quick whistle.
Three, two, one, whistle.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a damn minute.
You wouldn't be up in the breeze now,
if you can't watch any dirty dogs and dirty, dirty men.
You dirty penis.
Rrrrr.
Mm.
Oh, your shell.
It's one of those penis you get out of the bag.
Say that again, Jack.
Test.
Sign it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you get it done. There's no way to get that if I'm here. I can whistle if you want.
I need to hear it.
I need a minute.
Well, we'll whistle over time.
Whistle's setting up.
I'm setting it. I can't do it more if this is as much as that.
Oh, yeah.
Did you hear it?
No.
Yeah, it's in the garage on me.
Oh, shit.
Go to the garage! Twenty-five seconds!
Go to the garage!
There it is.
I know exactly where he is.
I see it in my mind. I have a vision from Dr. Biggs.
XQC you are the best
I'm the best doctor who made you say the words
Yes exactly
Did he say I forgive you a peanut?
I understand
But he's a peanut
I'm a garage
I see a shadow, I see a fucking shadow
I see a shadow looking at you
No way
No way
Oh my god
With the one little one
With the one little line through stomach. What is that? What is that the regular CS office map? I'm a bricker
You guys are all looking at the wrong spot
And they predicted mecca
I
Know I'm gonna get up for hours and hours. I'm getting started. Oh, yeah, I guess I
Sometimes these new streamers they just don't have yeah
Once you hit affiliate you're gonna be way more excited about
I'm gonna get that I'm not gonna be this affiliate. No, no, no, you gotta be five followers
Hey, that's respectable that's good
Shadow xqc new and upcoming streamer guys. Thank you. I want to show an xqc as well do it up. Come each of you guys
It's right here. This way. He's a great contest leader. He's got it last month. Yo
Oh, well, I'm gonna jump forever. Thank you guys.
You're welcome. You're welcome.
Why would you do that?
Of course. Of course. Of course.
Of course.
No. Everybody needs a little help in this world.
Wait, kick ass? Wait.
The apple's up, even though I'm not on the ember?
all right
all right
this is fucking horrible
all right so actually see all the last few rounds all the main spots now they're gonna
be taking chances
oh you think they're gonna play risky here
you're gonna get sloppy here now they're gonna get sloppy
oh I'll be keeping an eye out for that
I feel like they're not prone to leading the spawn too much, because it's a lot of walking.
It's a big map, you're right.
Yeah, they're not trying to make it there.
I mean, even if you walk it, if you be aligned to it, you don't even make it there.
Would they take the risk?
Would they?
I know Peanut likes the outside part.
Okay, you stand the ground.
I'm going to go into the offices for this whistle.
You stay near spawn.
I'm going to go to the opposite side.
I'll be able to take a picture out of my book.
luck. Oh, okay. One is near me. One whistle near me. Oh, wait,
it was over there. I received none.
Somebody near me. Somebody near me, but I just can't figure it
out. I wouldn't either. If I were you.
Okay, I'm not seeing anything enough.
John, check the worst painting!
The longest painting!
The longest painting?
I've done some of the paintings, but go better!
The worst painting was really bad!
Never seen.
I think this should be a free win for the Hiders.
Oh, hold on. Wait a minute.
No.
Come back later when I'm done.
Come back later when I'm done.
I can't see if you're standing in the way, let me paint.
If you were finished with it, I think I would have felt for it.
Oh my god.
There was three layers.
He's almost done, he's almost done.
Go ahead and get your last.
Okay, this is bullshit. This is bullshit. All right, the lat lat dude, so I'm just gonna be in the I
Didn't hear anything. I don't know the
garage
No, no, no, I was ah
Maybe
Because I was nearby. I was nearby garage. I left side of the truck and I didn't hear a whistle
I'm going to stay down here.
I feel like Summit's going to copy the strat, he's probably going to paint job somewhere
for sure.
Yeah, he's getting a job somewhere, yeah, good job.
Can paint a job somewhere.
I didn't hear anything.
I didn't hear nothing.
Summit's got a hell of a job somewhere.
What the hell did he do?
It would have to be opposite side
Here's what pooping on me. I used to would do your web pool on me
Yeah, so what you would pull in my mouth, but I can see from across the map
Yo, John, you see him really no no wait. He's
John John hello what where where?
You say look it's pretty good. What do you think?
Dude if I were to walk in on this I wouldn't have seen it I wanted it dude. This is
I approach
is why guys we don't have any
what's up
it's good
it wasn't bad it was the angle
I can't I can't have the last angle
you know what we're playing that map
wait should we play that map or should we play that map over time I have five more maps
I'm down but I'm going to go PP time oh wait no I don't
I actually have one more customer. I should get a little more dash
Just like extra do so he can play for four more hours. I'll play my crap. Yeah
Order some door that we are playing for a minimum four more hours. Okay. Okay. It's just my actual LG though
Actual LG like legit legit legit LG. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. We can't do that
You can't see these do up and coming she was the only she's like two or three hours. Just me. It's gonna be it's gonna be
Commitment dude. It's gonna be worth the commandment. Yeah
Yeah, in the end game it'll be so worth streaming a lot more. Come on, XCC, you can do that streaming world, come on.
I just started multi-streaming on kick. I have six people watching. I can teach you a thing or two, X.
Yeah, how would you, John, can you give me some offline lessons?
I will, I will. X just hit me up, I'll give you some tips.
X, are you free tomorrow at 2 p.m.? How about John, you give me some lessons?
I can do some coaching. We'll get you there. We'll get you there.
Okay, good, good.
Right, John, you're the last one to download the map.
You can give you some lessons on fucking clicking one green button, you stupid bitch.
And you just got to invite the light to let it shine.
Let it shine!
I don't know the next one.
Do you have the next one?
And hold something.
There's my wall.
Like the 4th of July.
I can die!
Where are we?
Where are we?
We're gonna get a silly juice while we wait.
Well, why are we so small?
I think we're average.
Wait, were you just gone for that entire time of us talking?
Okay, ignore it.
Oh, now this is a Minecraft map.
I just returned from my tinkle time, so I missed everything.
I don't know what's going on, but this map's good.
Oh, oh, oh my God.
I haven't done it, I haven't done it!
Oh, hurry!
Hurry!
God, I've got the glaucoma man on my team.
gimmick, you don't have...
you don't have to push the knock-off.
What?
You're talking in game.
Oh, my bad.
Can you hear me?
No, I don't care, but it would have gotten you exposed.
Because everybody makes you press B
and makes sure the headphones of the buttermite are not red.
Because I'm going to talk to you guys without hiding.
Right?
just got back and missed our entire segment of us talking to him good good right come on so much
so much stop being blind this is no time for a bathroom stretch that was the time for action
you and these bitches be
this is a good map oh my god this is a great map i like this map oh ditto ditto
even made the fire walk through a bowl oh my god color match is fucking terrible
dude give a boy a chance would you
is the Minecraft now that junk whatever one the job that was a piece of shit
yeah yeah you're definitely drooling in real life right now yeah I'm spitting
out of my skin for the love of the game you sometimes before you turn your
computer on when your monitors still off you take a look at it you realize like
Holy. Yeah. I have to clean my monitor. Don't joke twice a day. I'm not even joking.
Oh, just hard to job. I think I see a little bit of grass.
Big job. Yeah. Yeah. It'll help it on the big jobs.
Yeah, when you sit there with the computer off and your monitor is black and you see
reflections turned back at you, you know, your piece of shit, your word that's
All right, hold on something is wrong with this poo in this fertilizer cup
Hold on
Oh
That's normal. That's normal. That's I think that's normal that happens that happens
You don't see me you don't see me you pussy
Oh my god, it dropped me from the sky we who's the last one
me I thought you were the poop I was the poop yeah who's your last one X and
summit there's two or no no no no no X it's X it's X he's he's ascending
Oh
He's entered flow. Oh, I heard him over. Oh
Yeah, I gotta get it's over over like here over by me and summit
Look for any two tree tumors your tree tumors
I'm going to see any cheaters.
We got one more whistle.
One more whistle.
He's right here somewhere.
We'll call him our little whistling boy.
That's how the histories will tell it.
I don't see nothing.
Whistle whistle whistle.
It's good it's good.
Oh he's in this tree.
He's in this tree right here.
He's in this tree.
I'm positive he's in this tree.
There's something wrong about this tree.
I don't know what.
I don't see him but I'm suspicious.
Mr. gimmick.
Yes.
I'm over here.
This is the least she looks interesting I'm no Tarzan but the vibes here are giving a more
That was actually a really good drawing
We'll play that one again we'll play that again LG for XTC LG before the LG
I did not see you.
I'm crazy.
No, man, it's OK, buddy.
No, no, no, somebody's OK.
They're just nerfing you.
They're nerfing you.
They're nerfing you.
The McChicken and Ganna is so good.
You have no idea.
It's so good.
McChicken and Ganna, you said?
Yeah.
What's going to be a Canadian McChicken and an American McChicken?
It's no, Ganna.
I had one in Germany, and it was fucking bangin'.
and bang and I bet that came out pretty good.
Oh, and do you want the one with the chili?
With the chili on it.
Oh my god, they have so many more.
It's like a whole different menu.
They have the chili.
You see, the German McDonald's is a different menu.
Just kidding.
Back.
Oh, it's huge.
It's eventually, eventually.
It's a whole different thing.
Chili chicken.
I'm going to go to Portugal in like a week and a half.
I'm going to order so much McDonald's in Portugal,
because that's what you do when you go to different countries.
You get McDonald's.
Yep.
I've had McDonald's in Spain, not Portugal.
That's where I'm going after Portugal.
So I'll get it there, too.
Dude, I went to Spain, Portugal.
It's, dude, it's, oh god, dude.
Get ready to fill your belly.
I am.
I'm going Portugal, Spain, Italy.
You're a lucky dog.
So many houses in here.
I
Hmm any players
We need to get one early so we get more hunters
Hey, wait, wait, wait. What do you say when you get somebody early so we get more hunters
Exactly, I've been thinking mistresses you see
Are you okay? Hey, I'm yet a big bucks. Are you out of breath again? No, I'm just focused. I'm just focused. Sorry. I'm just focused
It takes a while to get the energy out of me.
He's a 250 pound peanut.
Wait, is that it?
Yeah.
He's a fucking idiot.
I'm 9 foot 6, though.
Excuse me, I'm 9 foot 6.
Did you see that video of him?
He's not just my cock.
At the battlefield thing with the peanut costume walking
down the hallway?
No, I didn't see.
Oh my god.
He fills the entire costume from top to bottom.
He's squeezing it.
Wait, so you leak the identity.
The costume, that's my body, you piece of shit.
Yeah, he leaked it.
Cancel John.
Cancel John, he's a racist.
Peanut racist.
There's some guy on the purple-pink spot here somewhere.
Hold on, wait a second. I didn't hear any whistles yet.
Yeah, there's a whistle here. I'll add that.
Very peculiar, Mr. Hex. Very peculiar.
I
Shared it eating many carrots much love putting carrots in your mouth. Don't you I?
Actually, look at yeah, it's my favorite favorite um cross the shin
Just the mere shape makes me want to eat them
dude, oh
Hold on we could talk about right we could that's got you good drawing
Talk about this. How do you feel listen? I could pay I could pay I got an inheritance
Yeah, oh
Hey, my girl and I'm fair for me
He's got a big chicken in his hand. I someone just told me you can get a beer with your big chicken in Spain
I genuinely guys I'm and I'm gonna go ahead
Everybody I need everybody to say Peter. I'm not gonna judge you. We're judging you already go
Today I ordered two large fries and five big mac sauces with through door
Why that's it?
When I was at your house how much to reorder
at the tree at the tree at the tree at the tree or at the or at the wheat at the
wheat at the we're at the tree one of the other
maybe on top it sounds so far away I don't know what you're saying funny man
he's wedged in between the leaves and the trumps like you're funny weird funny
man what are you talking about like right here maybe
God dude why didn't I hide in the big trees oh no
where is he it was nearby here I got my line like what if it went maybe the
tree next to it possibly that's what I'm checking right now
I
These
Right here
Sisi's out. We are lucky. We are lucky. Oh literally. I mean literally. I mean somewhere. I can't see though
What's it? What's it? What are these houses?
Am I just bad like I don't get it. Oh
No, you're not bad eggs, you're not bad. Oh my god
Stop!
Ok, I guess, if you didn't get it...
The last one's gonna be over here somewhere.
How close though, how close though?
I don't know, just in one of these houses, I think, or right past the houses.
Pass through the window, I heard the window.
Lock it again!
Pass through the window, pass through the window.
Like, somewhere on this pink house or around it.
Pink house or around it, pink house or around it.
Oh fuck, I'm gonna pink house.
No, no, no, no, no.
No way.
I think he's where?
Where is he?
He's underneath gimmicks fucking toes.
Where?
Where?
What the?
Oh my god.
I'm not going to touch any of him.
I look at like my god.
Everything is logical.
I
This up, I'll just put some some of these games
What is it?
Hold on.
There we go.
So I did all the mission 5, and I actually have the correct read on the game again.
Can you just imagine that?
Hey
Wait, no
No. Continue trial.
Confirm purchase.
fact the fact that they pay money to get the worst online service in the history
of video games is on the comic-goal how come Nintendo online worship is it the
worst service in all of online gaming and it's the one that's the most
I don't think it's possible.
Change your grip order.
Wait, is that $30?
I have never seen someone almost are eating food at every bite
New York on fire
I haven't been back at watches
I'm just, I'm just testing it out.
No, no, it's not Galbraith. It's not Galbraith, I believe.
It's not public health, brother!
Throw the ball, you fuck-whore!
Oh my god, what a rookie.
Okay.
Was that my wife or his, isn't his, right?
Yes, that was it, that was it, but not mine.
Yes, I'm on the router device.
It had to have been him, it had to have been him.
Come on!
Okay, let's strike.
Come on, bring it on, buddy.
XQC. All right. It can still get the whole thing. Okay.
Double strike, double double! Double double!
Alright, I'm in.
I can't believe it. I'm washed up. I need to do this, I need to do that, but I'm scared
oh my god bro the sense home and watch this shit wait bug hello my wife I
It's full! It's full!
I'm not gonna...
It's a game! It's a fucking game!
Why?
It can't be life-eye, it's perfect!
Okay, if you can be near, I talk to this, I'll give you a prize, unless you press them,
if it's pressed it's a toss up so it doesn't count.
Dude, dude, dude, you're bad, stop playing.
Dude, you're not good.
Please stop man. I'm not trying to be rude. You're just fucking out of the game seriously
I don't know how to do it.
Oh my god, I can't believe it.
I can't!
Nixxi in 5.
Yeah, I'll fix it.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try and get the game.
I don't give a shit long shit the track buddy. I don't give a shit
it. Any August. The router is right next to me. I could plug it in. Oh my god. Oh, I'm
I'm playing it, I'm playing it, I'm playing it.
Oh my god, did it get off?
It's not big enough.
Oh my god, break it, break it.
It's perfect, okay.
94 months, six months till 100.
Kinda crazy, crazy.
I was crazy one because I killed a man
and put him in my wall smile.
actually perfect oh oh my god I'm plugged all the way in now now it cannot
lag crazy I was crazy one how do I I don't make sure that it's it's uh it's
I was crazy once they locked me up in a roma-roma-roma-roma room with rats and rats make me crazy-crazy.
Is that- is that things? No, it's good. It is wire. It is wire look. No, no, no, no, none of this shit.
Okay, okay, okay, now China is going to go real gaining now never like again never knew
but chat is the first time ever that we use it on which look this is the top wire
there. Um. Donut. Chat. Have you ever seen it before? I don't think it's ever seen it.
Hold on, a real player, you're a toaster buddy.
Chat, you know for a minute,
you guys just bought the game?
You guys just bought the game?
Or is it the game that you get a new,
a brand new company at the game?
And you'll never play ever again, watch this.
Oh, wait, wait, he's lagging, wait, he's lagging.
Peppery Laugh.
He's alive in you
Yeah, he has no strategy, he has no strategy, so I'm out of the game
That's not it, I made it to 2x.
That was it.
30
Come on
Some bitch
D
Game set match fuck off
Never Q'd is the Lord ever again. So what's my timing you're not even good practice your trash
But you're not you're not even it doesn't even entertain me your shit
Do not chew again. Get into the player
Jiffy says there's never not
my son well that's good and you learn that losses are the only you make you to learn truly
I'm getting a nice lot though. Nope, get in that. Get in the fuck out of here.
I tried to do a reverse, but it's on the bomb.
I tried to do a reverse, but it's okay.
No shit.
You have to get out front, you have to get close to the net and do the door, you can't
just stand out back like that, you don't shit.
Watch this, I'm gonna back up it.
Don't touch the Q button again, it is your fucking dog shit.
I need some real practice, I need a real player that knows the shreds.
I need to make him use the nose.
I'm better, I'm better though, I don't give a shit.
I'm better than I'm better than I'm gonna shit 69 smile oh shit
Nope nope nope classic classic getting stuck in it. He got stuck in the brackets. He got stuck in the brackets
I need to get him out of here, you really want to do it against me?
Against me?
Here with it, here with it, against me?
Come on, you know better than that.
Okay.
This is your monthly reminder, XQC to update your cigarette smoking stream.
Kick his howling for a new cigarette pack review.
Maybe Mal below.
XQC-L.
Hey, you like that?
It's best to let it.
Do you have your reports on that?
Yeah.
It's best to let it.
It's best to let it.
It's best to let it.
It's best to let it.
It's best to let it.
It's best to let it.
It's best to let it.
It's best to let it.
It's best to let it.
Listen, listen, you just don't got it like you used to
It it's just not it's just not you it's just not you
You can talk about it if you want
Shut up
Buttercup line up pick up warm up wind up blow up sit up hiccup
Brick top huh are you excuse me L
I got a bunch though
Yeah, I mean, I'd look to I mean, dude, it's just embarrassing. I don't know what to say
You're just not him, you know what I mean?
You're just not him
Dude, I would be in the other game, uh, like bro, you are not him like dude
I think you guys think that you're him because you got a switch of the game you're you bro you don't got it like me
60 months and they're still bad at this game
Even though you're fucking delusional you somehow went five minutes or so on the last five by final games good job
I want to go for a knockout. I
want to go for a knockout in the
air like this. It's boring.
like this is boring chat you get the game give me a quick because it was
like he cares but because it was fine the other game in the credits for sure
thanks for street I feel that I'm here at the game this way
the game again gives a loser advantage because he's losing he gets a quick
Like, absolutely free, wasn't it?
That's it, he's next.
XQC hates.
I give one more, I give one more, sorry, get some kill here.
Beat me.
of
You gotta go for Chris man, you gotta go for Chris, you have to go for double punches,
you have to.
Like if you don't go for the win, you get wind on, does that make sense?
You have to do something.
Chattani, I'll beat you to anything, bell thanks, I got you, I can beat a darts, I can
you got um curling dude the games are in place really
there's a lot of lines oh dude stop man come on
fucking stop your trash
me on me on me on me on me on me on me now
I mean, did your fucking butt stretch, it's my boy.
You wanted shakes, holy shit.
I'm not gonna deny that this is a tough game at this much I think I'm gonna give him a
win on a game she starts playing.
Oh my god, oh my god, I actually thought that was insane
Oh man, fucking spamming the janitor!
It's just budget RNG, like the corners of the kitchen are so stupid.
Dude, again, really?
I had that shit in my bowl.
And...
Oh my god!
My boy, my boy, it's not your game, it's not, I mean I don't think there's any game
that's your game at this point and I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just trying to tell
you how there's so many games out there none of these are your game, I don't think there's,
I was meant to do the same game out there, but that's your game.
Yeah.
You didn't win one game.
Okay.
I
I
Really he's one
Oh
He's making a sound on a pre-launch so annoying.
Wait, really?
So lucky there's a dream so like it. I'm gonna be three steps pure luck. That is absolute
That's absolutely lucky. They I mean they get caught it
Send in here see how dumb it is
I get him out of here.
I
Know
Oh my god
It's like watching shit versus horse shit. Hey, what the fuck? Dude, I did this game. It's always so fucking absolutely dog shit
That's it out, that's it out, that's it!
I don't know.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I've never had a game that wasn't zero zero I guess you could play it, it's all in these
Zuzios! Add way more hits!
Yo, president, you're not role. You need to go training.
Like, I see you in-game, like you're playing a writing game.
You're not him. You need to practice until you have him come back to me when you're like you're just not good at it.
Just hit the ball, cut Lord.
Oh my god, you're not shit.
Oh
No
I
Fuck
Shibuya Shibuya 60 on that one though, but it's fine
I can't go for 6060 right because I wasn't even gonna end on a 3 and 3 is not gonna make
a 3.
I don't even remember when you.
So chat 3 is direct no?
I thought I had to end on a double.
I thought I had an N on a double.
I have an idea. Maybe I start with a three?
I had a triple.
72.
Yeah, now there's no six.
Got it!
Fuck!
Ugh.
It's a calibrate to my start, I should have done that.
You have to let go of the controller.
You just still win with a double at the end if you disappear correctly, if you...
He's uncalculating, he's getting stable.
Okay, um...
Wait, hold on.
Check them in, right? Take a nap?
What are we doing here?
That's what I'm talking about.
I mean, you guys are free, and it's so easy.
I mean, I end up with a hard one a hard board though, because the bottom you have to you
You have to fix the velocity because there's no direct velocity from bottom to three.
You can't do it.
You have to put it less.
Because the bottom, when you do full velocity, you go under your target, but when it's two
down, the bottom is two down.
There's no full velocity hit that.
Make it there, man.
You're just done.
I'm adding a single game.
I've added us one game.
Stroke in my shits.
I was gonna go to every game.
I don't know.
It must be some genetic somewhere.
I mean, all these games is...
I mean...
Good.
Perfect.
Because I'm blocking him.
It's not that going to middle.
I know how to go to middle.
There's got to middle.
All it's going to do is he's going to hit me.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
You'll see in a minute.
Now I push it in as I put myself in.
Good!
Fair enough.
Okay?
I need to do a wedge on the side here.
My bad?
Well, Zinni, let's give it a go, please.
Last one.
Get him out. Get him out of here. Get him out.
Chat, nobody can win against me. Nobody can win.
It's exhausting to always fucking win.
Jack, I need to losing actually cause the change in behavior and improvement in the human.
All I do is win! When do I get to lose? And so I get improved a little bit.
These players are fucking shit!
Hit the ball, bitch.
So bad.
Dude, look at the wind, you moron.
Look at the wind.
Are you stupid?
So I do it, so I do it, it's not a bad strike, it's a terrible, she was, get him out of here.
It's pluggable now. That was terrible though. I didn't think that there was an error.
Wow, the wind is actually really strong.
People who can beat you don't waste their time trying to join you and I'll shut up bang
That that's just losing me on this map. I was not I think I think it's the three strike map a
Body yeah, I'm yeah, could ever as a water to give you two strokes no one oh
God
I have to go for it.
Now I can learn a lot of different manner.
on the rougher when my ball stay there buddy you know how to play this game just
fucking just fucking wedge it onto the green wedge it on to the fucking oh my
They all have put it back under the fairway and then smack it
What the fuck are you doing it
You get pinched yeah, yeah, that's like I mean I'd go for it full speed. Yep
It's not bad full on
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, none anymore.
Dude, it- it- it- it, it brings me on up.
I- I can't with this guy.
I can't.
The way this is going- you can see it going up.
No, it's gonna go up again, man!
Like
I mean, I mean, but you're walking live I'm giving you I'm giving you live a comment there on how to would straight up
Like you can't do it
Perfect Shrike, this is perfect Shrike, this is perfect Shrike, that is a perfect Shrike.
He tries to copy it of course.
Not bad, it's not too shabby.
I wonder where you got this idea from.
What the fuck?
Pudding?
You're watching hard.
Fine.
I didn't get to destroy it.
Hey, Anya.
I get to answer you, Brandon.
This isn't your gamer.
And with this gameplay, I know for a fact that there are no games that are your gamer.
I don't know, man.
I'm trying to find silver lining in this.
I'm trying to find the redeeming quality in this gameplay.
I don't know what else can you do but nothing it's just dog shit
What's wrong with one more?
Mods bad moons, what about the fuck is bad? I'm just gonna put on primarily. I'm gonna be shit never ask me if you
If you if you if you lose a program
So fine.
That's too high.
I got it.
That's the gamey, that's the gamey, that's the gamey, that's the gamey.
I bet your government is saying this is over.
He's gonna play the boring while I'm just- he's gonna play the- he's actually gonna play boring.
Yep, I knew it. He's gonna play boring.
So then...
Absolute Lamer.
That's how you do it. That's how you do it. When you're a real man like me, you play
the hard way. You don't play like a fucking bitch-ass like whatever you're doing.
I'm so lucky, so lucky, man.
Oh, Mike!
Crurbs, Crur-
My fat ass sees the fairway as little green steaks.
I'm scared of-
NICE AND ABOUNDS! BANG!
how good he is if you cry I won't judge it's okay to be bad our video games
I still get it by two by three loved no by two and it is over it's a bit of
bullshit like straight straight young
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, either.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, either.
I forgot when it chips up, it leaves the wind a lot on that clip.
Band band band band band band band band
Forcing forcing forcing forcing forcing
To pay don't put that don't put that
Nice I built me
dude dude dude if I didn't get those bullshit water hits and he does the
three-minute I'm not even I'm not even shit I'm gonna fuck
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know guys.
So, a move.
Well, you did a skater.
Well, you did a skater.
Chad, you did a skater, right?
Now, go in front.
I think it's a G.
I'm pretty serious game forward yet and then front.
If I go here, he goes forward, right?
Yeah, I lose.
Yeah, I lose, right?
Does it have to move? No?
Yeah, I think I lost, huh?
Yeah, I lost
Like that's so stupid soccer alert soccer alert
Okay, bro, bro, bro
This game last like 10 seconds your major you're you're you're sure you're for reason
That's not so much is just boring soccer. It's not so much. It's just boring
It's gonna be the same as solve the the hair winter time
It's a saw if you get this is a solved game and you can't you're like it's a solved game
You cannot win as a hair as a hound it's it's it's solved. It means that there are no winning strategies
There are no winning it's it's I didn't have them. I did not have you're just stupid
You're solving that every combination as an explorer and for everything that you can do as
The hands the hair can have a wedding out of it. And you get there's nothing about it
It's a solved game. Every commenter has been done and found.
Hold on, let me think.
You're cut.
You're cut.
Eight.
Eight.
Eight.
Eight.
eight eight eight um one two three seven eight I need eight I need eight on one so two more
and eight on one I need it
It's fine.
That's the bomb.
That's the nine.
It's not going to work.
You got a webinar play out there to do.
Two cups flour one cup brown butter or melted butter is fine one cup brown sugar
I usually use dark brown sugar half cup white sugar to T. S. P. N. S. Vanilla one egg one heaping teaspoon of salt one
T. S. P. N. baby
Reset reset reset this time no you yo junk spot. Yeah, really seven. It's not no use change in this boring
You could use the engine today boring. I know you slow down on your third turn. I know you're the engine stock fish is boring
No use that look up
I'm pulling out of there.
See?
See?
Look.
Um...
That is the correct play. That is the correct play. Yep. Wrong play. That's the wrong play.
That I mean that's the wrong play. You play as your wrong. Are you stupid? No. You had
a free capture. Yeah, you've got a free cap. That's not good. That's not good. Well, I move
of the two for a decker inside.
Stockish.
That's fine, now give me all your shit.
I
Actually salt game
By the way, I was using a cheat on my second mother just as their eyes moves and he's actually cheating it
Yo, yo, you've been caught you've been taught just to be sure I put your moves in the changing it
Said it one of the cheating it that was the perfect move every time I actually cheating it
I was the one sitting in the monitor. That's crazy. Buddy, buddy, buddy. Can I play a real-life game? Can I play a real-life game?
I hate machine. I mean, guys, guys, guys, I don't care how much this thing is. I mean, if you're a cheater, you're a cheater.
You notice that you cannot win a single game. That takes you, you have to move your arm. Zero games?
Zero arm games only bullshit thing and ass crack fucking game on the internet that you click on and fucking find a solve
interest
No shit, I mean get a maddie. Yo, yo, just pull up just pull the router switch and just pull the switch out
This is just for the plug it pull the plug you just pull it place pan under engine remove oil drain plug remove oil
So, here's the full-tairplay soil drain plug-rot clean oil on seal around new oil filter with your finger installed new oil filter, and tighten only fill with new oil drain old oil into the street storm drain.
This is low.
This is low.
Using my free once a month free dono to say how much you mean to me and chat also why
Why are you so good at games and so hands mix QCL?
Dude not a single point.
Dude not one point.
I mean, really? Zero?
How the fuck is he that bad?
We've been a toddler and it's like, he was six years old.
Yeah, yeah, a couple of times earlier.
We've been a toddler, yeah, and he's six years old.
I'm going to get you out of here.
I
Not bad okay, he's gonna feel the rest
Yes, ma'am.
I can do it, too.
I mean, I'm the one who made that strategy.
I'm the person who did all the switchin'.
To come out the click of the wrist.
I was the one who paned me that strategy.
You're not gonna use it on me. I can do it, too, buddy.
Hey, buggy! Hey, buggy!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, buggy!
Haaaaaa!
Hey bug! Hey bug! Hey bug!
I went forward and it didn't track my brain.
I like it.
Alright, I give a shift.
Dude, there's a problem about your door!
Okay, I can just go like that then, fuck it.
I can do the next one, but I don't like doing it.
I think it's cheating.
Chini.
There's none of his. He lost his balance. There's none of his.
He missed two strikes, that's noob.
I can strike all the way through, your trash.
See, I can do this all day, but it's boring, I think it's shitting.
Like, I mean, I can do it, I just think it's a boring way to play, you know?
You're not playing like a bowler.
Wow, man, that's so hard, bro.
I mean, if I do this, I get a proper game.
If I do this, I get a proper game.
This matter.
Ok, buy the dreamy. Buy the dreamy then.
Then I'll give you the option.
I'll give you the option. I'll give you the option.
XQC Nom.
I'm
double
Turkey
Turkey
I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not, but I'm sure it's a good idea.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not, but I'm sure it's a good idea.
That is so lucky, I think I think I have three more to do.
It bugged. It really just bugged. It just bugged. I mean, that's fucking bullshit. I mean,
you lose sight of bug out. I mean, you see that bug out?
It's QC. My four-year-old kid just won his first online clubhouse game on the Switch
tonight. Can you give him a congratulations? His name is Preston.
See, it's a command thing.
It's bugged.
The check is completely bugged.
I think you can play out of the game to resolve it.
I'll leave the thing you think in you lose.
You lose them.
Yeah.
Just say you're there.
You want to play the other two area?
Okay.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Why, why'd you fucking absolutely annihilate this, you piece of shit-ass?
I'm gonna trash you, buddy.
You better get trashed.
Trashed.
Aw, man, bullshit.
Ah, another Toad player.
Chad and Toad is a weird character.
I think people who like Toad are weird.
I always said this.
I always thought Toad was a, like, a weirdo character.
Laga.
Wait, is that a challenge?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Is it an AI bot?
I
Don't get it she's you lose the ball go back and then I mean what is that?
Yeah, yes, yep, yeah, yes
Wait, wait, it's a yeah
He actually, they are you
He plays like a bot.
Wait, what?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What is that?
I mean, it's easy. I mean, actually, I I mean, it's it's it's it's done business. It is as
endless. I don't like kids. My my thing is going backwards. Like the strikes don't go
to where I wanted to go. They just go store the ball. I said it's really weird, no?
Oh, DVD is showing up.
Yo. Yo, what's up?
What up? My mic okay? You having any good?
Yeah, it's good. What's up?
I did it. What's up?
are you trying to game or?
yeah, yeah, yeah
what about siesta?
oh, maybe
jv for that, have an inventory now
i look he wanna just like play with my inventory all day
is that new york?
apparently
So I'm guessing they won. Nice.
Chalil did just put a net down, like a metal net.
And an anchor to the ground, everybody was in it, and everybody gets arrested.
So I put a big-ass nest.
Just capture everybody?
Yeah, like a metal nest.
Like a helicopter drops like a ginormous, like fishing net, but on everyone?
Yeah.
That might actually work.
And they get eggs that are grown with like nails.
everybody is like stuck in it
what if you're underneath the nail as it's coming down though
is it just
no no no no no the nuggets will be later
Chad, don't they have like cameras in this like?
Oh yeah.
I
Absolutely awful a lot of the fun day. It's like you get to bring out like all the gear though and shit. You know, I mean
Yeah, but like like you get antagonized and like it's something like it's only to share you you literally can't do anything like
Let's give it up. If there's a big mob of people to the show you whatever like when you push into it
Like they just back out and then that's it. Like you're just like
This is bullshit
is this what's going on like right now I don't know I mean I mean I guess like a few
message on but there's probably less than 5% is the
irrational trends of the team I'm more than half these people by never even
heard the team name
It's been like 50 something years, right?
How'd I get that many school buses there?
What the fuck's going on?
This is like 50 plus years, right, since I had a one.
I have no idea
I'll give you a shot of that, look how I just...
Rose-wavered, man
Like, I can't give a fuck
I don't care
Oh, God
Skip
She's ready.
Yeah.
Let me help you get down there.
I got you there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is going on?
Yeah.
What's it going to do?
Take a bit.
Take a bit.
Yeah.
I mean, I mean, don't do that, I mean, I don't do that, I mean, I don't do that,
5 minutes, I'm not watching this, 5 minutes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but why did you just keep him back though, I don't get it.
Bro, bro, bro shared the most aggrieved material like the internet has, like, uh, bro, I mean,
really brother?
Okay, so it then self said like incriminating himself for eight hours straight long stream and not turned off straight like he went nonstop like brother
It's GGs
like yeah, but I like
It's not it's just odd because it's all the care in all the wrong places like
Brought in like self ban or some shit like the other me off the internet. I mean otherwise
It may be barely anything happens like dude
And you're busy sharing the material though, no?
I mean, that's fucking stupid.
That's just, like, it's irresponsible.
Not only, not just that.
Yeah, I mean, it's just odd.
You're all definitely right for that whole thing about that.
That's an absolute disaster.
It's just too much.
So,
I'm sorry.
Beyond, what the fuck?
Oh, beyond the incident itself, I also have personal problems I needed to address.
A lot of stress and anxiety.
I had trouble sleeping and I was using my hentai addiction to try to cope with that all.
Okay, oh my god.
I was severely addicted to hentai games and I would download and collect them every night
after stream.
Yo, yo, yo, nobody cares about hentai games.
Hentai games are fine. Hentai for all is fine. All of shit is fine. That's not the problem though.
Like I hate when this shit happens.
And people will blame like sex addiction or porn addiction or addiction to Hentai.
Like it's a diabolical problem.
But what they actually mean is that the only part that matters is the part that's really bad though.
The fucking lolai shit, the gel bitch shit. That's the problem.
Let me guess what you're addicted to fucking porn. That's perfectly okay. Like what?
what? Hentai is not, it's not Vivian at all. It's, it's really porn and cartoon. That's
not, that's not, Hentai is in by no means.
Path of Death Day X.
No, it's not. No, it's not. It is literally porn that you watch, but in drawn cartoons.
Like it's not well-lifeshaved. Don't, don't confuse both of them.
Like 20 at a time.
I completed a 30 day outpatient program and I've been seeing a therapist consistently
for the past six months.
I genuinely want to be better and do better.
I'm working very hard to build healthier routines.
I've been, well, first off, I started a keto diet with my mom, so that's good.
And I've been working with his football.
Boys weird
Me and my brother. He's going to the same school as my brother and stuff
Other than that
Sorry
You know, what is it?
Um, but there's something bad you hear about every single facet of their life except the thing that's actually bad
Like like you hear about every single possible thing
But you never they barely addressed the product the actual fucking problem
You know a lot of you guys have been here for like five ten years
You've been watching and supporting my stream for a very long time
Yeah, thanks for really happy nice get there
I've been well first off I
Started a keto diet with my mom's I needed to address that no illegal material was found on any of my devices
Okay. You guys want access to the report and the FAQ that comes along with it, you can
type XMAC's point of forensics in the chat. So if you go to a place and you give them
the devices that you give them, why would you give them incrementing devices? I mean okay,
with all due respect, okay, well no respect. If you ask them to do forensic on your devices,
You just give them the devices that you want.
I mean, what the fuck else are they going to do?
I mean.
So I'm sorry.
Beyond?
You give the devices four months later, like.
Beyond the incident itself, I also
have personal problems I needed to address.
I submitted all of my hardware to executive or legal
material of any sort. Now this is a very serious situation. So I submitted all of my hardware
to exhibit a computer. Yeah, but who gives a fuck about the hardware though? Like, bro,
we saw the screen. Buddy, we saw what was on the screen. I don't understand. We saw that
you're doing workarounds to not downloading. Yes. Oh, literally. That was, well, literally,
You really saw, I mean, these are things that he has on his shit, so he could open it elsewhere.
Who the fuck cares what's on the current computer being given four months later?
What is that he proved?
Forensics for a full independent investigation.
As you can see, the report is on the screen now.
The key finding is that no illegal material was found on any of my devices.
If you guys want access to the report and the FAQ that comes along with it,
you can type X-MationPoint-Forensics-
Oh, anyway, yeah, with that said, with that said, I do, I do want to focus on moving
forward with the changes I've made.
I want to stay consistent.
And I actually want to be a, the links for chicken weren't actually legal stuff, just
weird title stuff.
So 58 months, let me ask you this, the thing that people want to, the people that want
to see is some weird shit.
So you think that they're putting a bad title on it,
but it's not actually bad.
Bro, bro, people will probably,
when people that watch a weird shit,
they probably have a title that's way more charitable
than what the material actually is.
And then who would make the title worse?
I mean, that makes no sense at all.
None of what you say makes sense.
What would you make the title worse?
Think if I had, it's like if I had weed
and I have a file log of all my weed
I'm hiding that I'm not in real life. This is this is a fake as you know, and I title it to
Bob recipe of exe like holy shit. I mean it's what's much love x
this time
I'm gonna continue to work on myself and become better. I want to build a stronger community
Stronger than the one we had before
So we can play games like we used to okay
People say it was weird shit, but not okay, so what am I weird shit though because that doesn't mean doesn't that doesn't
like
What would be weird and not illegal
It threw me off to like never talk to him ever again. I guess that whole entire thing was like insanity
So that's my take. I'm not talking to him
Like, what does that mean?
Um, anyway.
Um, anyway.
Adult LARP. Anyway, you're reading other adult LARPing as something bad. I don't, I'm not,
I don't do your shit just fuck off
If there's if the sort of the whole shit that is on a no pad I mean
I mean what else
All right, what is this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, um
Yeah
Well, I'm trying to do you do you want to do a CS game or not because my elo is actually way down. I d-ranked hella
I'm actually at like 17k
um, I mean
You know
I was a lot of
I don't care like I never play to get myself finished it
So I could just I would I'd be okay doing it by myself. Like it's not like you're you know me
No, I'm fucking down to play to area
a little bit.
Not particularly.
That's it.
Sorry, then.
Fuck it.
What's pylons?
That's teleportation.
Thanks for the rundown, TLDR.
Chromosome Donator.
I don't assume the worst is that it also kind of like you're being a bad person at the same
time like a notepad with links is like oh in today's session I'm looking for
something yet I'm putting all you leave them in the view review them later or
whatever yeah man like it's like I don't know
250,000 fucking photo on your PC and and you tell me that the only like it was
It was only one page of no padded. Come on, brah. Come on, brah.
Yeah, I don't know.
Um, of a research, yeah, exactly.
We're actually strong enough because we have the-
Oh! I saw my P! I saw my P! GG. Aaron, GG.
I don't think that was a real IP. I think that was a game. That was a game.
Different kind of
You get what is local at B?
Mine and yours will be like the same
Yeah, is that works
No, like you ever heard of like one nine eight one point one six eight point zero
No, no, I can say I didn't see quickly. It's just like a classic like it's local
I know what that means, I didn't know what that means.
I think you're good, you're 100% good, you're fine.
Oh.
Apparently it's my 1-6-7-6-7.
six seven really at a time like this yeah but chat guys you guys um I'll go on
just give it a little bit intro to what we're after but I don't actually remember
like I don't know what we're doing um well we went to we went to sky islands
and we found a bunch of cool shit and then we we killed the boss and then you
found a pet you have a really good mouth no no no but I don't know where we're
going now like I wish we'd search for stuff I think we're gonna I think we're
still going underground and we've spammed the bosses are I would you kill the
I boss up and in multiple times we have more eyes on out it was you do that right
now you can make them
uh slime king oh yeah yeah that too
we're just smaller yeah no I don't really grew up yet I've asked you if
they're sure it's going to grow up oh wait did you do a little bit of
Optimizing a lot of stuff with your gear
Corruption oh no, I need to juggle juggle
Now we're like really strong
purple biome, one cave, armor, orbs, no no no, death corruption, is that what it is
saying?
that would be corruption, no?
we also need to go put up crystals, so we need to get us lockers and check.
but our next boss is corruption?
That guy is really strong
You know what we could do that we could probably cheese this whole shit. We could probably go into like a little square
And like just shoot our sword and kill them
Kind of correct actually I think he spawned shenanigans for sure
Oh that go through blocks. I'm pretty sure he does something weird
And I believe there's books we can pick up, even without going down.
Oh, but this guy spawns this guy, remember?
Oh, for sure. Everything's cheesed.
Yeah, spawn is cheesing, yeah.
Is there anything that I can get here that's good for me?
This sword is going to be a really cool shot.
One gold!
What?
Gold!
Next one.
I think his books are rare so you want to bring those down.
I think boys didn't have bears yet, right Jack?
What the fuck is this?
Look at the sigma.
Uh, it's like I'm out of daddy.
What's the matter daddy?
How much?
I just lost everything.
Check it, I got done a little bit or not.
I need to have my...
How much? How much? How much? How much? How much?
I mean, I just think it's a lot of gold, Jesse. I don't want to die here.
just six gold six gold mere just three levels chat I'm not doing one of that
fuck that
our base looks sick I put all the banners up to you from the sky islands yeah
Yeah, what is jungle at?
I think I've seen it yet.
Is it on the right side or is it on the left side?
It's left only?
Or you need to find me a mount wait when we kill B we fly no I
Don't remember yeah, and if we kill slime we get slime out
As before go the also, I don't even what do we have any wood?
I need make new rooms. We need a new arguments. Yeah, we have I
Will do the constructing if you want, okay
That's sure I'm gonna go down here. Wait, that's not a lot of wood though
get more of this right here how do you put the trees up there's a there's an
item in there that turns wood into living wood a beautiful give me the
heart crystals level is 30 how many hearts are you I have a good amount
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
You think you can give me some wood, Jack?
Yeah, that's on here, I know.
Use an acapa, optics.
Like, these squirrels are just troll, like,
stuff running into that.
All right, I can wait.
You got me, now, please?
Yeah.
Uh.
Oh god, I need to move this chest
Why are you giving me what thank you
Okay, it's always too above me right so Jack here's is here
It's door first we had a lot of it means make doors on it's money from trees normally or is that just because we had the clover
I have no idea
door chair and table I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna start constructing this
have to pull out a lantern.
Really?
Yeah.
Wait, I've been doing that for a long time now.
You didn't say nothing?
Yeah, no.
Shit.
Am I doing it right?
the house and make it like almost like kids extor house like where they can make it make
it wider and then we'll make it into a real tree you know what I mean like what can we
do that yeah and it will have inside the branches will be rooms well okay starting into one
then because I'm not doing that I'm grabbing a bunch of it I'm grabbing all the wood. Yo
I like the Borean wood, it looks really nice.
What is that? The thing he is trying to sense, I don't know about that.
Oh man, these children are doing the women.
Yeah.
Bro, this middle part is fucking us!
Okay, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea.
Yeah, I stopped viewing the normal basis of our base now.
No, no, no, no, I didn't get this.
This is a big tree.
No, I like the tree.
I like the tree.
No, no, no, no.
This middle part over here.
I think we slab it.
Like, we fill it up.
And then there's going to be a cushion between it.
And then that would be the branches going through the trunk.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm thinking.
But after this layer,
we start going left.
Left and right.
Yeah, yeah, we get the trunk and it gets wider.
Yeah.
We will not even the trunk the branches.
Are we not even at branches yet?
If we're not at branches yet, bro,
I'm gonna go get more wood.
Let's hold this for a while.
I got
What's yet
Look out nice the brain what looks like though, you know, you can get into the end of anything with up
That looks absolutely beautiful
You gotta make these walk-ups, oh can you not make these walk-ups?
No, because we, remember we fucked it.
Dang it.
No, it's even, it means uneven, it's even.
It's even?
It's the fact that these squares look bigger.
No, it's because of this, Shaz right, it's because of this, there you go.
I think I barely got it.
Yeah, I gave you like 300.
Did you though?
It's turning your wood into just tree wood by the way.
It doesn't matter what wood you use.
Your barrel is getting swamped.
Yeah, like it just turns into regular wood
No, it doesn't even let me use it on this. This is chops. Wait, what do you mean? Yeah, I can't use this on whatever you're using
Well, I'll pull off the reset no thing it nah nah, I
Happy accidents remember you gotta figure this out so
So, I got it, I got it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm
doing it.
Okay, no, no, no, we stop them.
We remove all this, remove the chest layer, remove the chest layer, put it, put it on
us.
My living wood wants a zero.
What do you mean?
I don't know if it's a zero.
You agree?
I'm just checking on this one over here.
Blowing.
Look, look, that's it right there.
I'm just checking on this one out.
Oh, he uses wood.
Oh, oh yeah, but it's just, it's regulatory.
Yeah, it just gets rid of it.
That's fine or whatever.
Did we like that chat?
Because you had all the wood I needed.
I'm gonna go get more.
I need wood because I need to make the walls.
Yeah, I'm gonna get a shit ton and also I'm gonna plant all these acorns.
Anymore.
We didn't make it to just a while so I is the way we can do that at all and uh, maybe put them in the basement
Chess just wherever is convenient just next to wherever we're doing the captain shit
Wow over here
That spot was gonna be where I plant I mean I would use my sister now
This is awful.
It is what it is for now.
What about the termites?
I forgot.
That's not until, um...
Wait, do termites fuck with this wood?
I think they like it.
Like this wood?
I just controlled the chests, see what I do, I do this, I do similar stacker. See what I did?
Yeah, after having from one, yes, and then bang, I can bring this up.
Okay, I'm going to go down to chat, what is the current goal, jungle chat? Should we just start doing jungle?
Yeah, I'm back on the wall of this guy's lane, we should get anyone.
Yeah, I was thinking the sky block ones, or maybe clouds.
There's living wood walls. Living wood walls sounds kinda cool.
Slime interruption. Wait, why? And how do you do slime?
apparently jungle armor first is this, it would be easier if you have a jungle armor first
crown a slime and altar, but we don't have the crown though
Yeah.
I think that's the jungle.
Okay, jungle is hell on earth with it. It is absolute hell on earth.
Here I go!
Oh!
I've arrived in here, I've arrived in here before.
Nope.
I have a cloud, I have a cloud if you want.
I'm in Moon Glow.
I didn't even get to move, wait, wait, Moon Glow, that's good.
What is that?
Or is that a plant? Moon Glow?
It's a plant.
I, I, we're gonna need that later for, for, for, for crafting.
Uh, Motherfuckers.
Yeah.
The archer was way small, I'm not gonna lie, this is like Apple.
It's not very young though, but we have such a good thing.
Okay, I'm gonna try to sort everything out.
General users, go crop cannon.
This is your policy.
I'm not sure I always just listen to chat
There was a false I don't know what is it the truth of the false reason
Do we do
Oh
We live in the future. I forgot any good of gas member
Corruption corruption. There's too many corruptions. They said oh honey. I've been a funny
Well, we do have another oh, I have casuelu mask I'm putting this bad boy on right now
Is it a house response when you break too much honey?
Wait, do you have yo-yo?
No.
Because we have white string in terms of material.
I put it in there.
I made it.
I made it.
I made it.
I found the lady.
I found the lady
That's her right yet
I'm going to go back on then. I have a bit of a corruption.
I have a HP, of course, and I know that. I think it's corruption as well.
I had to get a bit of grass to get that.
I'm looking rolling the mobs that are in here though.
Iron or lead and feel better.
No idea.
singers and spores i remember now i remember now this thing is from the
from the fucking uh...
This is a sport, yeah, this is a sport.
How many do I need?
I need a lot, right?
15.
Okay, I'm gonna do a corruption.
You guys see I'm not natural gift. What is that?
You just delete the heads the like manicoss right?
I need two more stones.
I don't know.
Jess!
Oh my god, Matthew, Matthew, come on, use me good.
Spaloker!
Thank god.
We need to use that wisely though, we haven't gotten that up in a minute.
Okay, add four spores and two stingers already.
Can I have any for my stuff?
Fucking bees, man.
And we cloud in the bottle.
Let me check.
I can only have precise...
Oh wow, yeah, I'm gonna use that for real.
thank you well done I'll set it
what's that on there bees okay I need to get sport left side is for right side
and then bees it up yeah what's I'm done yeah these four days for this is annoying
might as well get it because yeah I can also get as hard as I think I'm right
but I'm like I'm doing multiple times at same time and now it's like multi best
game
There's a lot right here, but I don't like it. I'm going to cheese them.
I need to stop cheese bag I do like I say these monsters are very very strong
Yeah, I'm cooking it like I did something was so much better
I'm sure I'm gonna match your man it
You're not wrong.
Yo, why are you giving me an invite when you say jackass?
I'm a fucking bitchass.
What a mother sucker!
Spore's here.
You made it in the latest Chanel 5 News video.
W, that's your shoulder, rescue CL.
my house although
chest
water walking boots to most workers that did work rich but i don't know
like this is this is just over
your face is looking
not good yet but i have the chest they're not like super sorted but they're better
how many spores we need it
because i am almost done with all this
I have a few of it.
12 fingers, 15 scores, two vines.
Yeah, can I get those wits?
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks.
So how do you bind?
Well, I thought you were going to read a bind, Sharon.
Where this
Oh for the many years
I hate playing those as well as blame
You know wrong
I don't smoke weeds right now.
OW OW OW OW!
OW OW!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
You need a corner, you moron! I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you!
is that a vine? oh my god it's a vine!
got it!
Shhhh!
I need it! I need it! I need it! I need it!
I need it! I need it!
Chest! Chest! I need the sport and vines! I need this!
Oof! Oof!
Dude, come on, pull off right.
Got it.
We can drop her.
You ready?
Okay, chat to read, 13.16, is that enough?
yo king can you have a sun emote I love the sun emote how about the fact I
hate my shun my male heir thanks onion closing in on 100 months holy I'm
off
I'm not bad, we're good.
Shoes spikes it.
I don't like the bat.
Oh, out of the house.
Is it bad?
Is it broken?
Oh, what in the house is it bad, is it broken?
You are just so off with the numbers because it's like, I have to redo the whole thing
honestly.
Okay, vines and then... wait, what are the spores?
on the low
on this thing is not sports
chat
xqc lxqc lxqc l
First chest are you taking first chest is like Haitians items. Yep. I don't see first pretty yet
blade of grass
Okay, is that what I like to do?
Pointy pointy blade of grass to a man damaged
Is it better than what I already
Oh
What the hell
One, two, three, four, five, six, uh-huh.
Yep.
Pink, bam.
Oh yeah.
Is this right?
Yeah, okay.
Okay, I think this is when it starts becoming branches.
I'm gonna start doing my dream right here.
I'm just gonna paint.
Go.
Oh!
What the fuck?
I got lost in the dark.
Okay, Chad.
Chad, what's the next goal?
What's the next door corruption time?
Also, I don't remember what I do with the crafting like how what would I know like what's
This night's edge, I don't make a nice edge it I need more a masama volcano
What about it, what is that?
Okay, so Chad, what is the actual goal right now then?
Maybe just corruption?
Hey, but how do you warm box though?
Hey, how you slaying?
What's that guy doing? Oh, he's got hearts I remember now. Yeah
break corruption okay I'm gonna eat the
lunkers okay and I'm gonna try to get
hearts one and two mining things too
right at the same time
I mean mining ocean so I'm gonna do
I'm going to buy a bunch of diamonds and bombs.
Fifty bombs and maybe twenty diamonds.
That was very expensive but I think it was worth it.
actually more than that lowkey
Hey
How do you make living wood walls? I'm not gonna do it up the mountain. That's gonna be a disaster
Done
And...
Now I need the Spelunky.
So I'm going to Spelunky Bomb,
and then get some hearts in a corruption at the same time.
I'm going to corruption and end a heart at the same time.
Mining speed and the Spelunkies.
Let's go.
Watch out, is there no heart in the corruption?
Fuck yeah.
I'm gonna go corrupt.
Oh my sword is appearing, well I don't have it.
Why would they just disappear for a reason?
I used to like the ice glider. We were doing pretty good with that.
Oh, let me alt click them.
Just has no gear well they will give it a gear I mean we'll get like past gold I
mean gold is the stepper anyway yeah yeah we need pylons but I pylons work
for biomes so they'll be faster to respond and then they're not fucking get
cooked by the monsters
yeah I dropped you man
I like men.
Che, should I eat the monkey here or not?
I can't mind this.
This game is actually pretty good, I'm not going to lie, but you could take another wall
and hit an old wall and it replaces it.
hold really wait they just what they just eat
I aim for him at that time, okay, I see the others, so the orbs are dead, not the orbs
yet
Do this place almost better
It gave me a musket
Warm truth
I'm rolling.
and
I
Murderous vile torn
Jav I break more right
We know what it is he is he chatchol me chatchol me chatchol me
We need to break it as I was like this I mean I had no I had the potions well wait wait
We're fucking these are funny. Yeah, these are funny, right?
You are so bad, Bob
Yeah, I don't make chairs and tables though bro fucking hard stuff
It's very nice.
She's just with doors like they can air starts on the end.
Yeah.
So why would the game get removed by potions that I'm enjoying?
Like I don't need it.
Like, what's the furnish of Workshop?
It's in one of these chests and I don't know which one it is.
But 31 damage arranged it!
Alt clicker.
Okay.
I think it's a little boss, but I mean, do we risk it? I think I could probably kill it 100%.
I had it, no?
What item? What are they?
What were these by the torna?
We could try Vartor and show him how to do it.
Any men now?
How many men are crystals?
We have a lot of stars.
Where?
I don't see it.
I know I'm saying the same but I had you I had you sorry
now what is vile to on it
all right when you come back I give me some loot low-key I need armor I wish I
had some I wish I had some armor I mean bro we're going to the next stage now I
don't think we're going getting those worth it at all okay so we're going and
this will start spawning the war right and then we break that one and no no
that's out there's this letter this is just for the the mechanical warmers and
shit or the war the warm bus
Something's hitting me with this face. I'm thinking about it
This is my whole chair
Wow
We're getting bombed down to waste the holes on the left side of it.
Can you raise luck in it?
Yeah, I'm extremely fucked up.
Maybe we just benefit the boss, Loki.
Do we have enough of that?
We could, yeah.
Nah, like, I'm helping come down here.
Come down, come down, come down.
At your particulars.
Okay, I'll make the buff move around by moving around, okay?
And then you smack it around.
Do we have bomb out?
No.
Have a lot of bomb out, yeah.
We need to go bomb some more, two, three more.
Watch out.
Get out.
Watch out, get out!
A horrible chill goes down your spine.
Yeah, we just need to get out some more now.
the loot where is the loot I didn't see it
I don't know
oh that's a cloth it's one of those things is it good?
all of that
I'm actually going back to base on the back. I'm moving towards the corner.
Oh, can you go back quickly though because I'm going to start very soon.
I don't know what they're doing.
You have the potions right?
It's unlike Pepe, I love that. Absolutely nice.
Oh my god, finally Jesus.
That helps so much.
One more, one more.
You have to equip it there.
I don't think they're more orbs.
Are they gone?
There you go, you got it now you got it.
I can't go over it, you're solo dola I'm so under loaded it's impossible, you have all
Yeah, I'm gonna make a big, big, big fight right here, thank you.
Follow chain.
Yeah.
Checking if we're getting above it.
Yeah, will he follow me above it, or is he gonna be a good job to him?
Over here, I'll put the problem in here, so maybe we can, this will help a little bit.
That should help, I guess.
Yeah, yeah, just like teeth everywhere. Yeah, just like a little
I got longer you make the teeth longer just some of the teeth. I can't matter what
Alright, what's on the bus?
I
Still have
Wait, what do you mean you took all of them? Yeah, I
Have one that I had it was mine. I actually key
I mean neither can grab sex QC
Is that not good for this fight or not maybe not gonna be good
I'm going to...
Enter potion?
I'm going ready?
Yep.
I can't, I can't use it.
You click uh, M and look for me and click me.
What, I'm gonna put down some um, K-5s.
Oh, we have Azaria the Zoologist.
I thought it would be some dog shit, but I kinda cooked it here.
Check.
You're good. This is nice.
Get ready! It's in!
Go!
Stuck in the scaffold.
Yeah, it's a terrible idea. Don't go to the scaffolds.
So I think if you use my shield by going into it, uh, let's not do that ever again, we're
not going to do that ever again.
Let's go get some hearts in the jungle, I'm completely over this shit.
Yeah, I think so. I mean, not only that, I mean, let's see if I can definitely have gold.
Like, that's gonna send us back, because now we won't be able to find Orbs anymore.
Yeah, we lost them again. Not very much.
I'm... I'm limited.
I'm sick to my stomach.
I decided to use all our silver and just have a full set at least, I think I needed this.
So at least I have a full set.
I almost had it today, it's going to get harder and harder and I was not prepared at all.
I mean, chat this whatever they want to go through the boss right?
And get out of these positions.
Here take two of these wormhole potions so you have them on you.
I was worrying about damage too much and now by surviving am not a lot that's on me
I'm going to bomb the fuck out of this jungle as much as I can and uh, spulnaki it.
I'm going in the jungle just straight out bare bones and I'm just going to find them.
Chat style.
Hey XQC, you're not sure but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to dodge the boss.
Or maybe that's too hard for you cause all you know how to play is tank.
That's actually a good one, though.
I'm not sure if you can see it, but it's a nice place to be.
Specs tool.
they're the useless
jungle
no but it's just better
it's just uh... yeah better than ever
I mean I'm not getting a single heart this is like this is awful
about you know I slugger though like I should be able to buy something at least
deeper
Is there a bunch of heart crystals in hell?
Um, no.
Not particularly.
I don't know if things are at the surface of the hill, like when you get there and see
the first island.
Maybe she'll go down there and stop, like run down the whole surface.
I'm not I'm not dying
Oh my god, I almost died of the fucking breathing
Yo, I think this world has no hearts. I think I need to remove it in the in the making process
If that's you why what do they do?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
It's falling hard with a switch.
I don't know if you know.
You would have to hesitate to check experience with that.
I mean, still no hearts, this is absolutely stupid.
I'm going to go home and make a better pickaxe this time.
What's killing me?
Now this might be a little green, but I'm just using it
Can't breathe
I'm wearing this floaty thing in it, oh wait.
I just went through an entire juggle and I didn't find a single heart.
I mean it's just not even worth doing.
I had some pretty vicious diarrhea today and when I went to wipe I saw one of those huge
mosquitoes on the wall so I grabbed it with some TP and flushed it with my
diarrhea. Imagine drowning in diarrhea? XQCL.
I mean it literally does that, it's mad, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,
It claps really hard.
I'm shooting it through the walls at swine speed.
This is actually just cheating.
Oh.
Who do you?
I'm cheating.
Wait, empty chest for the?
I mean this has to be the most unlucky thing of all time.
What the fuck is a stinger?
I think it's that old plant.
No, no, no. It's a B. Long range B hitting you with the...
Would it ask very much?
I would do this.
You don't know what I mean
This playthrough is heartless
Actually, I mean I have a lot of them, I think we just buffed
Yeah but no, they should be everywhere though
Does Master change that?
Nope, no they still
I'm pretty sure this is hell here.
What's bainite?
What is this?
Get on a mine cart and look for hearts. Also find the tinkerer.
This is fucking miserable!
Am I finally due for my welcome to the jungle?
It was so much diarrhea that it now splashed up on me with the
But it wasn't a b-bay. It was spooky water from my diarrhea, and it also had a bug wrapped in tp
Imagine being that bug. Do you think he had a name?
I need her out of here I'm gonna attack again attack her
Not one heart I found. Not one heart.
Yeah.
about tomorrow yeah so today i was chilling on the wall on my usual spot waiting for scraps
when i had nowhere some fat fucking shut decided to grab me and toss me in the red light golem
little does he know him having the time of my life i know i know i know i know i know i know
I thought I'm about it, but I thought a third beat
Is be possible. Oh, it's simple now the amount would be great just that with a guy that does the bro
Oh
So how'd you get in there? Well, yeah, that's gonna rare. No
Yeah, be in the fucking bus or the shit, but you need to go the lady for that
Yeah, I... Can I go B?
I'm on B.
I'm on B, I'm on B, uh...
No offense, but if they had an NFL or an NBA for Stanky diarrhea, I think Jesse would be an MVP. Am I right, chat? Jesse would be drowning Mosquitos left and right if you just gave him the chance.
I know you're going with your informer, okay?
If it's Bloodman, can you just summon bosses all the time, because it's dark?
Wait, the dribbler? Who's the dribbler?
You walk me out, I'm gonna lock out of this, no sugar.
Yep, I calmed it too, I calmed it.
I'm gonna go on the other side, it's fine.
Did you get a lot of loot? I've been killing non-stop on that side.
I don't actually know.
Yeah, there's a bloody tear. What is that?
There's a bloody tear on the ground right there.
I'll go loot, I'll go loot it.
What is that?
Bloody tear, mate.
Bloody tear.
Hold on.
I can't say I don't see it.
Oh, it's stuck by the way.
Oh, it's kind of cool.
It's a report.
Oh, black lens!
What is that?
some of us have needed that
we rich rich by the way
like Star theory saved us all run
that's pretty decent, pretty good
go on that left side and go in the hole, max win
I'm validating any money from this shit man
It's here, I want to do Blood Moon again.
This land is a craft of boss spawn.
Which one though?
Do we want to fly in there right now?
We can, because we just get so much vegan age in there.
Good.
Oh, we need six lenses. We don't have that. I'll wait.
Six black lenses? Six lenses?
We have six lenses, for sure.
We have...let's check right now.
We're at six lenses.
Can you get into any of these? I'll go spawn the bus.
I'm kind of cooking these fools. I have two hands on my mentor as well though.
Alright, I'll probably have enough of that with you then.
right there.
need two more.
side, side.
play a blank draw right now.
well finish is a big work because it's still not to go.
today we beat it in.
three more strings.
it's done.
I need like, I need two more lenses.
can you break it to door?
the door you know whatever I place you can't break that no nobody can it it's
bomb that you put you put the the a bomb yeah I'm stone I didn't know I thought
uh I can I can bomb it
much easy to do this, so we don't want to sight him, because now it's actually leveled.
Oh my god, you scared me!
35 months with my juicer.
Thank you for 9 years of making me smile.
I should be able to have my I know I'll make the crowd all the crap in it. What? Oh
Sharp to it
We have one more lens because I can make two yeah over there you get it you get it please
Yeah, I see it, I see it.
Equip that?
Instead of what, though?
The region?
Where are the top hats?
and
replace it
here x i personally wanted to thank you for something about what it looks
to could do
curing my insomnia with this play through
Jack
Right fix triple time is it
I like the balloon though and for defense
Balloon in climate combined how
Oh man, we need to take care of that.
Why just regenerating them, fuck it.
I
Repent I did it with vanity band where
I'm not organizing these just every time.
Where's Vankisla?
I don't see that.
Right.
That's a short tune.
Like that?
That counts?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that counts.
Switch out again.
I can't see it at all.
No, we only beat this boss.
Yeah, but it's fine though, because we spam it, it gives us demonite bars, and then we kill other bots, just to get the cheater. Alright?
I mean, I'm here anyway, I'm just gonna kill the fucking bots, okay?
I'm not in bombs.
Wait, I don't know that way, there's no more orbs now?
Just a reflect.
You don't get another attempt?
Ah, there's another crux of the spots on the map though.
There's a bird I swear that keeps saying aga, aga, aga.
You need it, yeah, a Worms of the Hawa.
One chunk of vile powder and how do you get that?
Okay, I have a new goal, now I'm going to make our hel line perfectly straight down the
That's good but I can't find the items that we needed.
Yeah, I'm really good. I'm mad at her.
Really?
Um...
I don't care about this.
Wait Chad, this is good, no? Someone's here?
I don't give any of this shit, okay.
Okay, we're good.
It's actually a tenor to a little character all the way down.
Tenor one and golden on that.
Okay.
Um.
What was that gonna do?
Shout shout, what should I do next?
I'm just gonna go to another corruption spot and just kill the boss with my necklace now,
no?
Oh, I bought too many bombs, CJ.
I bought the 20 gold with the bums.
That's... bad.
I mean, only the bums are gonna hook yours.
Okay, the beta-bunny instruction is you need to break it. You have to break it.
You have to bomb it. It's gonna fuck our shit up.
The abonite you're saying is real corruption?
It's gonna keep corrupting the base.
But it hasn't spread at all.
The cabin.
Which can I mean, there's no castle that's that good.
There should be more driven to the right over here.
I know.
So, this is Captain Channel.
I got this. I can do this. I can do this. I'm him. I'm him. I'm him. I'm him. I can
what the ball of hurts
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm banged a bullshit on the ground there, it's just annoying.
I
File pictures
I need us Jenny Jenny to be me
Uh, I don't have any more.
See if there's one in any of the chests.
Yeah, we're done.
I'm getting really really mad.
Why can't we buy some good fucking potions?
The boss HP scales based on uh-
Uhhhhhhmm
Mega Krallen is living this line.
How do you make a Krallen?
Explain make a fucking crown
And then what I
Need gels any gels
I got the gels I'm gonna go I'm gonna do that
I do it I do it the other way
We lost three worms worth of fucking loose because I could just wanna get in and not
be able to beat him. Making me real fucking angry I'm like a lie.
Fuck in the head. We're gonna have a hole all the way down the hell.
Bottle and he breathes for a second and I'm fucking doing nothing.
Fucking I am so mad.
It is the wrong whole Wondershow again, yeah once again, same thing as always.
It's not time for others to do the eye at night and then the summit during the day have it at
Is it nighttime right now? Yeah
Let's do I don't know
I'm going out better looking.
I'm watching you because it's not my life for 10 seconds.
Fuckin' millions, bitch-ass!
Ah, fucking battle.
Oh, Jack, are you being bombarded?
What's the lady there, say, attacking you? What is that?
This is a zombie.
Love me, Mr.PVC.
Zombie.
Was he getting your bag in the beginning?
Didn't check yet.
Okay.
I was having a adrenaline rush.
I told you with my baby.
That was pretty crazy.
Ah, Dima Knight, do we need that?
Do we need that or not?
Hell yeah, I'm gonna make gear out of that as soon as I can.
But they're getting in our base, I don't know.
Wait, is this a blood mine?
I think it's on the balloon when you do that, the boss.
All right, here we go
We could do another one before some life you want to do another one
cat, hold on me
oh it's just a mask, I'm stupid
what is this night end, I mean I'm kind of tired of this bullshit
bullshit
The more it's up, yeah
Okay, that thing
Wait, but I
Okay, and then I deposit this.
X2CM.
Okay.
Now, what do I do with this?
I make Lightbane, and do I want that yet?
boys of the guy that's together the guy that's not the guy you know
ah with five of these is we could on paper make it no oh
That's all that make a boat high excuse me my juice average speed to the general fast 14
it's not great my fish died mom died and strain risk email and everything that a big
to mind the bullshit now wait you have the night on you yeah I'm looking at that
at the guy I don't give a shit
I think we want that the pickaxe is no oh I am I get worked out though yeah but I
I don't think we want this armor. Do we want this armor?
But can we not mine the demonites?
We're gonna have to kill the one person, really.
So we're hard lucked on that, we're hard lucked on that, next up is really just to beat the
fucking Mormon.
If that's really not good enough though, I don't think so, but it's full set, like I
I didn't have full set of anything
So what about the D? You're not gonna be?
The B drops like a summoning B block. Yeah, it's in a fucking bus with a ship. Yeah, that's I want to be a summoner
Put the banner better
Okay, if I'm gonna be summoner I mean I need a lot of stars in
Yo how long is this night I mean I'm getting retired now man
I
Don't know eyes in his life ice is a hypocrite from her help this goes
I think they're good for blood vessels
I
Know you can fly
Yeah, I feel first let me go to the lady money trough
Does that mean?
Trough summons a flying piggy bank. He used to store your items store what?
What?
Someone's a plane. Let me try this.
What? They're so cute.
I can use it too? Hell yeah, you can.
Oh, he doesn't. Oh, where is it then? Oh, I see. I just summoned him.
Oh, that's still cool though.
My prayers mark this favor in my inventory.
Oh yeah.
Um, does he?
Yeah.
Where is the boss crown though?
Right.
Watching ex use his last brain or cell to try and understand this game while half of chat has no fucking clue what they're saying is like mental sandpaper room LOL.
Watch out!
Almost died there.
Get back.
I'm gonna go yellow.
move far
don't move far again, teleports on a mean one taps me
im gonna spawn, he might teleport
I
Think over you Jesse I know what you're doing with it, but it's
Way
Is he just my coms just so die just don't I listen to my comms, but just don't die stop mailing just like
I'm here.
You just want to do it, I'm using the boss arena to kill the boss.
Oh, I'll get
One second, I'm off
Okay, I'm in a bad fucking stitch right now
No!
Here is a fun fact, the sooner XQC listens to Jesse the sooner they will find success.
Wait for what?
I'm going for you to blame me, somehow.
Oh, hello.
This guy sells extended-o-grip.
Sake, exotic chew toys, zebra skin.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
This guy sells a fucking gun.
This is the furry.
Leather Whip.
Life Analyzer.
This is just...
That sounds absolute useless.
I don't know what we need right now for I don't I don't understand what we need it
You have to explain to me
I think we must kill one
But how?
We can't beat it, we... we managed to beat it
The game isn't giving me some fucking time
I think we do it with the...
Ooh, a new guy showed up
Let me check out if Jack the guy has arrived
Um...
Maybe we gotta do it with bombs
Explode him
I have like that money though
I'm going straight down I'm straight under the ice and see if I get some fucking crystals
Still none like it you can bad luck like this you don't say any more reason
Still none. Still no fucking...
Yeah, he's finding a rail track, exactly.
57 months, can I get a welcome to Jungle yet?
Like an altar in there. Why?
Now I have 140. I'm done.
Okay, actually next one. Wait, that's 20 gold. That's kind of worth it. I'm not sure I knew that.
Nothing anywhere. It's just void. It's void.
It's my analyzer. It might not do it.
I'm then viking you 100 months of subs thank you for the years of content man
keep it up as always Padman X QCL
I'm 5-0 on my NBA text, I know, it's not crazy.
Did you guess right on the next one?
Yep.
Did you guess in the first game?
Wait, you set up all the way through?
Literally every game.
Did you bet that?
Nope.
If they didn't want to change it
Well, I'm not go up. I mean it crystals to be anyway, right?
still nothing
Well look like this I've never seen it before, but anyway, yeah but it doesn't count though
it's really skewed so it doesn't matter.
No, you can't see how it goes all the way with it with this locker.
You absolutely, you absolutely do can.
You got us an achievement.
Bulldozer.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah.
You got us in achievement, bulldozer.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, because we can't find shit.
Hell yeah.
I hate all the money portions over there.
Still not great here, wow, that's actually really lucky.
Um, game?
That sucks.
You're right when you need one.
I literally enjoyed my stay.
Oh, I found a mine?
Sure, a mine?
What, a car area?
I died, I died to something.
Oh, no.
Alright, this is going to end.
Wait, wait, give me, before we call, give me one second.
Actually though, cause there's a minecart and the last time I went on a minecart I found
one immediately.
Oh, really?
Oh!
Oh!
See you, let's bring it.
Dude!
You killed me, congrats!
Oh, I killed you.
I'm out of here.
Wait a biiiiit.
Wait a biiiiit.
Wait a biiiiit.
Wait a biiiiit.
Wait a biiiiit.
Wait a biiiiit.
Wait a biiiiit.
Wait a biiiiit.
Wait a biiiiit.
Wait a biiiiit.
Wait a biiiiit.
Wait a biiiit.
I just shrank the bunker I
Had the levels to do
Is anything at all oh, yeah, just sorry
Mean something no mean something X why do you?
I know why they do you know.
And...
You know, it wouldn't be in the chest.
We got an eye summoner?
I know we're not looking for chests, but...
I was helping first of all.
We got an eye summoner.
We can summon another eyeball.
Very good.
I
Have genuinely never seen this game up with that little hearts in my life like I don't even understand it like no
Oh
I have a trackinator
Just take a break for a second.
Any art?
Crystal!
Some down there, some down there.
The gold!
Very lot of gold.
Oh my god.
Ball bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb!
That goes to Boston.
Two gold.
And the three gold.
Hey, 11. Give me your gun. Give me your-. Pick up your-. Pick up your-.
Dude, that was actually radical.
Oh, what was that?
let's see a quick go
a hot light
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait what is it?
kill him
we had to scare something on him
here
here
I'm pretty hard on the mushroom biome here, right here.
Mushroom biome over jungle biome?
Right out there.
I don't want to go so early.
Not seeing any.
Oh, I'm gonna, I found another mushroom buy on that.
Oh my god!
that guy is the guy is very danger
you know from like the area that you're at but it's like
it looks actually different
flippers I mean some of these are good for selling but it's still bad items though
This is so shit man items for it dude
I have regen memory if you want it.
Oh I found a heart crystal do you just need one?
No no you can have it.
You need a left thing?
Okay.
You need a what?
You need a left and a heart crystals.
Yes, you need a bunch of them.
Oh my though this blue biome is where I found it, stay in it.
I have a regen benefit if you want it and it's not bad at all.
I mean I'll go down if you want me to but it's just...
Are you going back home?
Yep. I just went back home.
I'm maxed out. Oh, shit.
I found something called an extract limiter placing some items back there.
It's night time. You want to come home and kill the tie ball?
Not particularly, no.
I can't get one fucking heart in all of the mushroom bomb.
I mean maybe you just do though.
You're due for like three heart crystals back to back to back.
I'm sticking my thumb in go. Alright, Janna got it.
Our base is looking way better now, we got good progress.
Uh, there's pretty much nothing here.
We killed the boss though.
Alright, fuck.
I did find that vest though. I got some money trail.
Zero Hoggers lost found it.
Fair.
I'll do a small gap before that dam.
I'll be there tomorrow, Jack.
Tomorrow we will try again.
We will...
What's happening?
Um...
We'll block that, shall we?
No, we won't.
What's that?
We're doing the new strap.
Oh, no.
We got her.
No, what is that?
Ah, no.
Actually, you probably mentioned that if they do some, um, some, what's that?
It was, it was jammed, like, it was very close.
I enjoyed my stance.
The chat is, I'll be on the kick.com if you chat for a little bit again tonight.
Um, but that'll be it for today.
I'll, I'll get you some on this one.
Oh, could you give us some help?
Oh, we'll try again.
We can't check anything, we can't check anything.
We can't check.
Much love, thanks for all of your being here.
Look at us, you are just people out there.
Little, much love, out, out, out, out.
Oh, yeah, I'll be like a fellow man.
But thank you so much for everything in it.
And I can't speak because my roots are dry as fuck.
Oh, you're dead.
No, we didn't even appreciate it in there.
It's dry as, like, more time, but we'll see.
Bye.
Thank you, sir.
Have a good one.
Bye.
Keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up, keep it up.
Thank you.
Thank you.