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06-15-2026 Ā· 6h 26m
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Hello, and I need some slitters there.
Yeah, I probably have to do I have tomorrow thoughts
I think we have a plan yet
Yes, I use this in an hour so that let's go
They just a fighter from my hometown.
Do you know that one of the fighters is from here, from right here?
Not even from Montreal, it's from Laval. That's what I'm from.
LAVAL, that's my hood.
I used to own that hood. Forever.
Alright, we're here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I own that
Hello, I'll go higher
That's what go up. I can sleep do this
I'm not sure if you can see it probably not
So I
Can teach them I
Can teach them I
Don't know I
Can teach them on the react and it had to do a small streamer. I didn't either good. No, yeah, Jack
Okay, that's my mastery I
Um, I can teach react and I can teach you sponsor segments. I mean it is what I do
That's not putting butter. Oh
Installing it. Okay. Hold on hold on hold on hold on. That's actually good. Yeah, I
Can do react
Stalling and sponsored segments. I'll be the best for sure. I actually mastered those three segments
Yeah, I have phd installing
Yeah, I can I don't pg that
Okay
you
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each careful step along the byway
much more than they'll get soon
I did it
my
what the f**k are they doing to this way?
yes, there's more than I need
I'm sure you knew
when I get off
More than I could choose
You loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me, loved me
When there was no
Mixed my life to spare
I hate it
I can't control it
I hate it all
I hate it all
And I used to cry
And it's my world
Oh
What about you I can't I back to DJ make it back to the final day
Ufc delayed and XQC goes live to see the lady. Thanks. Thanks. Oh the goat. You're the juicer
You're not lying if you don't compete the plan
Yeah, it's because it's because I like it. They're like whoa. We can't compete. Yo chill out chill out man
Why why is it like that?
The rain? Yeah, I am the rain. I am the cloud, the rain, and...
Cinema execution now.
The thunder and the storm.
Oh, I'm in here.
I
Check
That you don't know I don't like by the song
Yeah, you know what he's good for jazz
He thought he's done by a girl and a guy's good for a girl whatever
I think it's like the most some of the most cuck energy. Yeah, I always thought I was the most cuck shit
When there's it oh, yeah, like I think it's just it's really cuck shit. I never be I think it's just such bad energy
Like nobody gives a shit
67 months six QCL can I get it? Welcome?
I like how my I like I know I noticed this place is a Sylvia cut this zero I'm zero coffee and just a dumb ass nails nails nails
Yeah, yeah, I heard about that a few minutes before streaming that that is awful
And it's awful.
And helicopters are just scary.
44 big ones.
And as people say, oh yeah, but this one is this and this one is that.
I mean, yeah, I get it, but it's just always to be seen.
There was always something.
Chad.
I was wondering, Chad was one of these.
Why are there so many incidents with helicopters?
But new helicopters fly literally all the time.
yet they fly absolutely all the time.
And they don't really have incidents.
I
Shameful
Yo, yo
Chat if I could be one time jazz isn't and I'm brunson. I go chat. I got the game when he shot I go like this
And I jump the block with the ball down. Fuck me. You're bro. Let's be come fuck y'all. Yeah
Yeah, I deserve shit fuck New York and I don't and I don't want bucket
I don't know I don't know bucket and now give a shake we lose up we lose deliberately
Because because we don't want them in this dog shit act act act like a civilized human get buckets
So any thought anything with us
It is awful. I don't like it. I think it's way dumb.
I mean, the same way we see cars if they're destroyed in an album after...
Shall we look at the Crimson Tide?
I don't know what that is.
It's not just about, um, oh, classic, eh?
Ha ha ha!
Chat, one more, chat, one more, one more!
the perfect circle hold on hold on
you should give it a try if you see a bug on your way
how how explain how
that's really that's actually what's in it but um
uh this is convenient on this but um
Um, this says, um, yeah, I know this is sorry, um, this is saying that UFC is a sport to
be patient about blah blah blah, um, chubble chubble, is that about fake, I'm not, I'm not
I'm not going to read it to the segment.
Can you copy the evidence after?
No, it's a good part.
I know.
I know.
I'm going to read it for the rest of my life.
Jeff's coming to get a grip for Oliver Tree.
Yeah, I know you're right, sir.
You're not getting back to me.
I'm going to get out of here.
Well, I know you're going to get out of here.
I'm not going to lie.
This application is kind of too old for me.
I'm going to be honest.
I knew it was going to be for you all,
but everyone was creating AI.
That's how we talk about it, bro.
Night of my life.
Out of this.
You did better than Jason.
Yeah.
He's done that, not that he's not.
He's snowing in my fucking car, I gotta say.
Okay, okay, yeah, hold on.
Goosey subworld quake.
Why don't you just pull this up real quick?
I just want you to...
This reminded me of you, not too long ago.
This, this right here.
I need to apply.
Is that for me?
Yo, Cobra.
Wait, shh!
My mother, my child, my girlfriend,
my great-grandmother,
something like this, and it...
R.E.U.D. linked!
No, no, no, no, no...
Get your ass off not of you!
What are we gonna do?
Get your ass off not of you!
Hey, Ray!
Buddy, run! No, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Get her.
Can I just ask you a quick question, will you?
Get her off!
No, get...
No!
No, no, no!
No!
Need any help!
Hey, pick up your phone, go call the police,
and tell me who's the culprit!
Don't drop your phone!
I'm gonna give you back my gun, I'm gonna give you back my gun!
Jesus.
I should go to the night of the night.
So let's get mad.
Let's get mad and I'll get it.
Oh, Jesus. I mean, that's not gonna happen to me, come on, man.
Yo, who would ever like this? Yo, who would ever like that? Really, man?
Um, I know this is you guys, I know that. Oh, it's Luckner.
It's not Chad, that's the YouTube guy.
Chad, that's the YouTube news guy.
Holy, holy Chad.
Chad, he's like the Chad of the YouTube news
and breaking news events.
I think it's really fun.
And I don't know what all this is.
We'll see.
Obviously the weather, a major focus over the past 24 hours.
I was just down at the command center
and was able to speak with Kevin Mahoney
from DTN Weather Services,
a private weather company commissioned by the UFC.
They're working closely with the presidential weather office
and the national weather service,
tracking a cell of thunderstorms over West Virginia
that is set-
Are they in the White House?
Asked 24 hours.
I was just down at the command center
and was able to speak with Kevin-
Jack, Jack, this is like a skit from the boys.
Jack, am I wrong?
Jack, the mat on the ground,
these guys openly to fight in the White House
and all the old shooter check,
and actually they get some of the boys.
The private weather company commissioned by the UFC.
They're working closely with the presidential weather office
and the national weather service tracking a...
Holy shit, that's driving me crazy.
That is set to move into the Metro DC area
between now and nine PM.
Now it is not rain that they are concerned with.
It is high winds and lightning.
And I am told that if that happens,
a shelter in place will be initiated and Steve Trench who is
Jeff, why don't we put a big ass metal rod on top of the
door?
Why do you have a renowned appeal on their head? Please
take it off.
Shut up. This is no, it's not an NFL.
A big ass rod.
All the boom. So this is lightning. It attracts the
lightning and it diverts the lightning to the ground.
He P global VP of event security told me that each
department has a designated location. Those from the South
lawn will come here to the Eisenhower Executive Office
building is also the home of the fighter's locker rooms. It's
where I'm standing right now. I'm also told that that shelter in
place will be lifted within 30 minutes of the last lightning
strike within a six mile radius. Now Kevin Mahoney told me that
they
won't be the last to take it. They know wait, wait, they just
They know, they know when the last strike will be.
How can they know that?
How can they know when the last lightning strike will be?
How could they possibly know the last one?
Do see clear things clearing up by 9 p.m.
So I will keep you updated on the weather
as we move closer for now, Brendan.
I'll send it back to you.
Right.
The last strike got it.
day. I think that would be too hard.
Oh, Rainn Wilson, the office probably wouldn't be made today to be as politically incorrect
as the show was. I think there has been a bias in the media towards more what we call
liberal policy. They're willing to overlook the Plattener Nazi tattoo, but if it was on
the other side that had a tattoo that was questionable, it would be all over MSN.
NBC about it so it's the hypocrisy that gets me the most it's the hypocrisy of
like both sides need to have kind of equal standards of
Hey, shut up.
Why do you ever feel the fart coming so you put your hand against your soul and let the
bitch rip so you get the air out of your throat?
Well, the gameplay's glad it has a tattoo that's weird.
Oh
I don't know that
Oh
Well, that's awful.
Anyway, all I'll say is that in the incident, I literally just watched that.
Fuck you fucking dead!
I'm changing my last name to Frenzy!
Fuck you, you fucking got me right nigga!
Fuck you fucking...
Frenzy!
You fucking got me right nigga!
Hahahahaha!
Fuck you, don't drop!
Fucks sake, I told you to spit it out for me!
I'm being a long ass dick, I'm a suckin' if you want, pull up!
He's gonna send you back to fucking France!
Nigga, I'm France, nigga!
We only want a sign!
We're gonna be here with that guy, I'm gonna lift him up!
Jack, Jack, Jack, if everybody in these streets that were so passionate about their education,
we would have flying planets and fucking, Jack, we'd be in spaceships and Jack, we
would have telepathy.
Jack, we could move things with art, Jack, we would have a fucking, Brennan plants so
So out of his rewind in real time.
I don't know why he's coming at me, shit.
What the fuck?
I don't give a... I don't give a... really says it.
3D one on sight and the losing isn't up is a fucking embarrassing.
I don't give a shit.
Alright.
I... like... it shouldn't mechanically happen.
Maybe his skills won't help!
So he just doesn't have to watch him to fight on multiple fronts, but maybe his skills won't help him!
No, no, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, just bad, just bad.
I mean, it... Jack, it's indefensible, it's sloppy.
People will always say, oh dude, you don't get it's pro player, I've already watched it twice already.
The reality is, it's sloppy gameplay, and as pros, they shouldn't do that.
It's like doing a Z9, it's an Overwatch, it's like it's troll.
What does it say, when's I losing? It's gonna be really fucking loud, so I'm putting the volume really down.
Yeah, these levels it's yeah, I know I don't like a boomer, but they did something with
these flooding lights like these funny guys are just annoying.
And even the difficulty of the level, it's just annoying doggy has spent over two years
4,000 attempts to verify it, previous running 84%
Jesus, how did they practice every segment, like the first 2%
and they put them all together?
Listen up, Bakko, use your own advice on yourself, if you didn't stop stalling
you could actually take the record from me and become the king again, but you never will
you will never truly beat me, I am the record holder and it will stay that way
Yeah, I get it because he sucks. If he sucks at the game, I get it. It makes sense, yeah.
This series is a channel that reach half a billion subscribers, which gets millions
the dollars a week. Resorts to AI instead of AI, VFX artists. Is that AI? Is that AI?
I don't even think it's AI. I don't even think it's AI. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait, stare into those eyes.
That should not be...
Huh?
Chad, is that Gemini?
Some idiot.
Oh yeah, wait, stare into those eyes.
Yo!
That's QC goofy.
Chad, Chad, what if you hide an artist and that artist used a eye?
Even, I mean, that...
I mean, I don't even know.
I don't even know.
Yeah, usually, there's a pretty good though, yeah usually there's a pretty decent, um,
interesting.
What is that?
Bigot teaming.
It's not if they lose, um, I think, is that even real or it looks fake?
Yeah, is that even real or it looks fake?
Fake?
42 minute video for one hour video 580 minute video 610 minute video 722 minute video 820
minute video 9 one hour video 1020 minute video I went on the unsubscribe podcast talked
about it 13 made another one 15 15 16 17 and I got other people to talk about it
and I made 18 videos for this guy I made 18 videos and and guess what because I
don't know if we're not including him with accuracy when shouting out the
defense I was like you know what I mean did you ship me out because I don't get
Yeah, but yeah, but yeah, but yeah
This is odd
It's not always good, but yeah, I think getting getting credit from somebody else is like so like irrelevant like
If I if I do something and and it's another creator
Doesn't including the one and the people who talk about something. I mean, I'm not an active friend of it
I mean, I don't really give a shit
Like I don't know the credit of that person like it's it's whatever
I mean it's cool that they- they- they- somehow they did something, but it's like, yeah.
Okay, let's go! Let's go!
Jet! Jet!
Hold on, hold on.
He's like a watch party
Because look, everybody's nice
They're winning, they're being nice
They're singing out of the corny
They're celebrating, they're singing
And there's no fires or bombs
Why is when there's a bomb
It's all
But when it's cool, it's corny
Fuck you!
dude I can't anyway I can't watch this it's it's um it the
You're not going to be able to discriminate against me.
Oh man.
I'm not going to be able to discriminate against me.
Relax once by you.
Gotta get it on everybody.
Gotta get it on everybody.
Gotta get it on everybody.
Gotta get it on everybody.
Was it you?
Have you ever done that?
Corn girl filled La Max City.
I told you to get this!
Let's go!
Get this!
Get this!
Tarry got it!
I got a Victorian!
I got a Victorian!
Get this!
Tarry got it!
I think you're out of that f***ing crazy!
Gotta get the guy!
Everybody walk!
Gotta get the guy!
Gotta get the guy!
Wait, how am I allowed to get on top of that?
Can I get?
Can I get on top of that?
Can I get a picture?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Hold on!
Wait, I'm gonna get on top of that!
We're out of the fuck we're going. You ready?
Camber, are you ready?
Camber, are you ready?
Hold on, stay right here. Hold on. Move, move, move, move up.
Hold on. Ready, ready, ready?
One, two, three.
Oh, my God!
Oh, no! Why would you put my phone out here like that?
You're bugging.
I got you.
No!
Hold my phone. Hold my phone.
Hey!
All right, what you need to do wrong is ever let her go in the car.
I mean, I think he's probably, he's just probably thought that it ended on the car.
Uh, but anyway, driving on the top of the car is, I don't think it's very legal, but who knows?
Uh, Michelle will say,
Oh, do you mean boring blah blah blah?
I'll give you a shit.
I'll give you a shit.
Okay.
Um, be civilized.
Be civilized as human being, yo.
Fuck you.
Guys, what country do you have to be?
What...
what world you have to be to you washes
no I'm USA now let me think about Canada Canada Canada Canada
the established force against the fearless explorers
By and next season by Nathaniel Brown against...
Okay, don't tell me, don't tell me.
Germany, Khrisow.
I would have put...
If I had a better idea, I would have put...
3-0 and 4-0.
...of Miami FC leaves the attack, their top scorer in fortifying Jabain Keksel.
Brown.
Here is now on the back foot, Metchah, Vietz, Metchah again!
Stunning goal!
Nope.
Wonderfully taken by Felix Metchah!
He's got my name there, that's a nice name.
Yeah, up the side of the foot like that.
Yeah, up the side of- Oh that was nice, hold on.
the defender this is an incredible way did it bounce
they can't get pressure on the ball what the fuck
the defender this is an incredible looking to the side that was really nice what the
fuck German technical efficiency at its best that was really nice thanks to these guys to
get off to a good start because every team is respected in a world cup a goal of class
This is Obispo for Kurosawa looking to spread it to the right and spread it
He does come in and see it. That's him behind towards
Oh my god
Wait, they have a lot of fans what the fuck wait, they have a lot of fans. Oh, oh, it's like one part of the TV ever
4% of the country was there, actually?
Kurosawa 4% of the population was there
Good save
Wow
I mean, Chad, I don't think he stops this. It's very, it's very quick.
Chad, it's a great corner. It's a great header of India.
Oh
Well, yeah, he knows he knows he knows yeah, he knows it's all good
Now he didn't flop it in but yo yo yo chat if you do tackle in the in the penalty box
Okay, and you don't hit the ball and you trip somebody buying if they see they don't have to flop it
Yeah, maybe the flop so that they use the referee
makes a call but it doesn't matter it's it's an infraction anyway it's it's our penalty
doesn't matter if you focus on it like like dude dude dude he's two feet off the ball
Well, it hits both feet, like, come on, bruh.
Well, I mean...
I mean...
I would have thought it off.
I
For one I would have loved it. I would have loved it. Yeah, I would have wanted money already on that
Yeah, because I have a very very small country
It's like an island.
Chad, you know what? I'm not being weird.
It's still impressive though that they could steal a team that did a goal against Germany with how slow a country it is.
With the total population of people, they're going to have big German years and their access
to anything else to get a goal is going to be impressive.
I'm going to give some props for that.
It's a quality finish and he dips his left shoulder a little bit.
That was all in the middle and it doesn't matter.
Great flexibility to stop that shot
Okay
No, it doesn't matter
How many how many
churicians
Do you think that they are out in the world the number of the residents and people that are that qualified if I woke up for these guys
It the number is probably not even that much
It's still less than 200,000, maybe 230,000 at most.
It's still very little.
There's not a word where they're born in.
They still have to play it within that pool of people
in that team.
It's not what they're born in.
Like, I don't know where they live.
It's still very little people.
It's not going from M-Dust.
It's a good thing to get your goal scorers
in a position where they're at the back of the net.
That's what this game has kind of become here.
Oh, yeah, I mean
Where's the golden
this takes a slight deflection but it's just more momentum building and it's
paired like you said Paul for Havernson nothing better than having some
Yeah, um
Oh
Oh, the ball there's a ball solid
I did at the ball solid a little bit
Spitting his instagram and and then he goes the other way around
Now that's that stuff
What country?
Oh no, I have to go to my Dubai house, hold on.
Let me go to my Dubai house.
No, no, no, no.
I'm feeding really hard. Dubai, Dubai, Dubai. Dubai, Dubai.
I have to think a little harder, hold on.
What is this?
This is like lagging.
Yo, yo.
What?
Muzz, Muzz, Muzz.
Yo, don't look at it.
Why are you standing?
It's lagging.
Look, it's lagging.
Can I zip it?
How is it lagging?
It's lagging.
It's full lagging what what is fuck USA anything about pictures house Texas Texas
So the house that Jerry built is ready for the World Cup, basically.
Dad, no, my God, do you think about my house in a certain country?
And I get to watch everything.
There's a lot of talent in the squad,
part of the brilliant spirit of the starting goal.
The absence of power makes over very creative.
Really well done for a quality gap on great touch.
Netherlands, Japan, interesting matchup.
It was so easy.
Uh, this is a competition for watching World Cup highlights. If I watch them too early, before they get behind us again.
So that's not bad. It's a bit too high up, but I mean it.
Oh!
Very nice
No, very nice
I don't know
Like Kodi Gaklo, really really was, he's actually really good defending
Into the back post
That's not good, that's not good. He's aiming at the moon
Wow that's a nice pass
Jack that was an insane pass though, what the fudge?
Wow
Oh, yeah, I can't drag a little bit.
That was like it was in there.
It depends pretty good. They have a lot of chance on goal.
I was putting Japan higher up and she was molding it.
I was right.
She demands the action isn't it.
I did it.
I'm Jack. I'm Jack.
Both my Jacks froze, my team others just froze.
No, I missed the goal. It's an overplay.
Ah!
Jack.
That was a hurt his head a little bit, no?
What a fantastic header.
Celebrations from a little bit.
A little bit of CPs.
A little bit.
A little zashes.
Just a wiff.
A special player.
Ultimate might be quite advantageous for the coaches.
I don't know what are the qualifications to play for World Cup, I don't get to be...
I think it tunes with you, if you have more in that country or nationality, that was quite
striking
Wow
What not bad
Yeah, I feel that. I mean, yeah, wait, wait, that's actually good.
That was it. That's fabulous.
Look at that laser precision there.
That's amazing, initially.
That's impossible for Suzuki.
He's actually just passed into the goal.
It's really interesting.
And it curved too.
I think it was moved by Mr. Boy.
It's like a thank you.
They must have worked on a training.
See you there.
Boy, he was having such a good season.
Mine was in curve.
I know what people always said.
They just said that it's in curves.
I don't get it.
I must choose not to be coming off.
There's Cruz right here to the show.
No!
I need a big six.
Almost, actually.
That's it.
Like an absolute boy.
He said, come on, give it to me.
I thought that was going into the top corner now.
I think he did his job.
There's Gackpo for the Nevillex.
A lot of bangers attacks, no?
I think it's a good game. A lot of plays in the books.
That's nice!
Yeah, the ball had a lot of spin into it.
Chajang's body was angled to the right, and the ball was going in with a lot of spin.
Alright, I didn't see him.
I think we have better opportunities there.
And...
I
Did deflect
I mean check that's his goal. I mean
Jack, uh, remember when I did this guy's goal?
Huh? Huh?
It takes it a flexion of command, I think.
I think we're really good to see it.
Holy shit.
That was crazy.
That was a good game.
Dude, what a game.
80,000 fans.
Very good game.
Um, cinema.
Sorry.
What's up?
You want to talk about it or no?
Yeah, dude, I'm pretty sure.
FIFA like copyrighted my Twitch stream because I was reacting to highlights.
All right.
Jeff, it's because they reacted to the highlights too early after they came out and they're
not whitelists as yet.
Like some of the clips, Jeff, because the whitelist comes out like a little bit after
of the actual games are played?
Hold on.
See, if I had a warning, my whole thing would be red right here.
I would have a big red bar above my twitch.
Maybe not.
Chase, you have to do the school.
You have to do the school.
When you get a DMCA, you have to do the DMCA school.
I'm not kidding.
It's a true thing.
I did it, did it.
I'll be a couple months ago.
The mc chenney school yeah if it's because um
What
Japan the only team in the world cup that doesn't have over 50 percent of its team as foreigners
Important players should not be allowed
Here we go. I'm pretty good. The rules are it's about nationality just like you are at minecraft speedrun space
If both your parents are whatever, let's say they're like British, okay, and and then you're you spawn in British
Okay, and then you live in Canada. I think you can play for Canada or British. I think I think you can I don't know
the exact rules if you think about it. I think
Like like
Like Yamal.
Very cool.
Very cool.
Yeah, I think I think you're mall is um, I think he's more rockin
but
They have more rockin
half Spain and I think he could play what?
He's born in Spain. Yeah, but I don't yeah, see yeah
I think if you wanted to you could have played for Morocco if you wanted to true or false
Okay, is this correct or nay?
Yeah, exactly. So if that's okay, then why are people let's say
You know me
I can't see it
I
Just I'll be another unit that's a job. Yes. I had a bet on two one in Morocco
It would have a job. I don't know what it was the ex was a massive multiplier. It was a massive massive multi
It was a 32 and I was a 70 X
Game. One pause. One pause. This overlay can actually suck it. As a watcher, you're
at home. You want to know, I'm one of these teams. Which team is which in terms of color?
I see beige, red, yellow, purple. I don't even see the colors on the thing. It doesn't
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter,
oh I know what it is, but it's Morocco.
What if the flag of the countries
were close by in colors?
You wouldn't know what.
Why don't they just make it, extend the side
and make the side the color of their jersey?
Just like they do in boxing.
Why is there four colors that are,
one, two, three, four, five colors
unrelated to the game, undoverlated.
Why are there five colors, five?
I mean, that was very nice.
I mean, that was pretty nice.
Oh my God, and that.
Okay.
Slippin' across in front of Refilia.
Cibari, Oids, giddled his way through.
Timstein's helping you to be waiting.
Check that.
Check that.
That's sweaty.
Oh, Tim.
That passes short.
Refilia's interested in Bono.
So, Rikki, Bono.
How do I know it? Alisson went down and went to the top!
I have to beat him up by Boogie!
I thought he might be going wide this one, but Alex wasn't taking chances.
That's scary!
It's Brazil, what Morocco won.
Yeah, alright.
Can I watch this? No, no, don't like me.
Um, yeah, they're not gonna allow me.
Okay.
Chad, what else have we got?
Chad, I feel like there's one more, there's one more that I, that was there that I didn't watch that, that was good.
Chad, there's another one.
Chad, if I video?
Oh, Chad said I was, I was inside of the video.
This one?
the city is going to be on fire you feel me like I said this is not enough they
need the fantastic for it they need the incredible they need the Avengers to
stop was about to happen you feel me the NYPD took 56 people into custody after
things got out of hand after last night's one-point win I've been a die-hard
Nick's fan for like three weeks bro three weeks die hard you feel me I am here
bro I would die for this man right here with me to my dick talk to my dick
Rats on my dick, oh my god, and you-
Die hard for three weeks, that's not die hard though.
Should I die hard for the people that like the team,
that support the team for years, even though they're lowest?
Oh, it's a joke, that's a joke?
Oh, who's tagging us for?
I'll get a 20.
MSG boarded off, right?
I heard Trump built a wall around MSG.
Donald Trump, who is an American fascist,
he is an American Hitler, he's here in New York City,
which is the homeland of immigrants and LGBTQ people
and people from different walks of life.
Why are people freaking silent?
Finals, we outside, nicovans, we outside, let's go.
Timmy!
Victor from the honor on that dirty play you've been doing
is none of that.
We cutting that all out.
Miss Rob is on that, on that.
Pop, I'll pull in the plug if I see you in the hospital.
If we catch a spur leaving the garden,
you know we're going to do nicovans.
Hey, yo, we're going to smack that nicovans, yo.
What is my mother, yo?
Suck my nicks.
Wemby, Susette, Pijon, go back to French,
the Battlefront said, eat up, Nick and Mother, Bob.
In this city, anything possible.
Down 30, all right, you can come back for anything.
One thing people don't understand,
this team hasn't won in 53 years.
I wasn't alive, my mom wasn't alive.
If you look at this and you don't understand
why I mean so much to this city, that's why.
Over the past week, a familiar battle cry
has rung out around New York City.
Bing bomb my mayor Muslim my dad why do major cities in the US don't have good sports teams?
Eagles Jewish the rich Christian Dior
My Nixon for we're here in front of Madison Square Garden where there are
About as many cops as I've ever seen for a game 3 NBA finals
Oh between the New York Knicks and the San Antonio Spurs New York City has been alive
agency said it was 53 years ago believe it or not good as the Yankees are as
terrible as the Jets and Giants are New York's basketball city my local dive bar
had to hire a bouncer and start taking reservations I think every business in
New York has been thriving this week the mayor's office estimating that so far
the playoffs have generated 202 million dollars in economic activity with 90
million more expected each home game in the final 91 month sub-anniversary chat
chat thank you for all of the good laughs and getting me through the tough
time yeah if I'm the mayor those cities know what I do I don't think yeah I
don't get for it I'm fucking corrupt this shit from the mayor I'm straight
corrupt if my team is leading let's say two one two zero I call the other mayor
and say yo listen we're gonna throw two gay we're gonna go to games and you
get it through the last game and then we get the last game at home and you guys
let us win it. So you guys get 200 mil or whatever 150 mil. We get like four in
bill in activity. We overall gain almost half a billion dollars of revenue.
Otherwise we clap your cheeks live. Back home we get all the money. Want some
money? Fix a few matches. That's all good. I'm corrupted. I already found it. Found a
bill. I mean we only think we're saying with that. We say the streets.
We will no more nobody's almost anymore
Total impact being around
465 million
As is our esteemed mayors are on Mondani
I'll be going to tonight's game three and I'll be standing for the duration of the game
You know they said my honest way to say that work would lead to the downfall of the city
But we got the new york niche in the finals year one. So we're still waiting on the free buses though
We got police dogs and police barricades up
not just 8th Avenue but across all the way to 6th Avenue and a couple blocks up
and a couple blocks down. There's only two entrances to MSG that are open
right now and everyone is being funneled around. Security has been dialed up to an
11. Also I got some complaints the last time I did channel 5 that I was not in an
ugly brown suit. So we're here. We're gonna talk to people see what's going on.
It's always fun watching him talk about sports.
He has no knowledge of with full confidence,
just pure, unadulterated life.
My sports things are better than most people
that have been more than a shit.
When you're into sports for such a long time,
you become jaded and you forget what are the core
fundamentals of your sport.
It's okay to have a brand new eye looking at a sport
and to re-simplify.
It's called the wisdom of the child.
You need to Google that.
It's a philosophy challenge for the standpoint.
An NBA championship for a long time.
Yo, they call me to die.
came Mr. Printer boss New York Castle Hill Snavue. I'm out here selling half of
$20. How is the Brunson head doing in terms of merchandise? It's doing good.
You feel me? I'm about to buy a car. I'll put it to show you. It's like a
parlay. I hit every time. What has the mixed beam and finals done for the
hustler economy? It's like free money. It's like a cheat code. You
feel me? You just win every dang time. Have you been doing this for every game?
Right. Yes. I've been touching 600 a day. I ain't gonna hold you. You feel me?
Yeah, you throw me so I gotta get to it. You throw me yo, I don't go watch basketball, bro
Like straight up, but I do not even watch basketball, but I watch the playoffs and and what's going on here
I watched the championship. You saw me
Gangster you asked muffin
I can play on the Xbox. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, but
No football fan like you guys can't talk to you
Why don't people just buy tickets ahead of time for the playoffs if they make it way ahead of time?
Do they get a refund on that if they don't make it in?
Because otherwise you just sell them.
You woke up?
Yes.
So Saturday this weekend?
Yeah.
We're out here.
You got fans?
You got fans for both our heads too?
Yes, sir.
Look out for us.
We're out here.
Hold on, I'm about to be on Channel 5 from YouTube.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
Can you tell me your name?
What are you doing here today?
Isaiah was supposed to go to the game, got pretty blue-balled.
and I end up happening unfortunately was supposed to go to work go with work they couldn't pull it off
What do you mean you were supposed to go?
I was supposed to go I was supposed to have like kind of a six-suite I got there and I didn't have a ticket
but I was supposed to be on a list for this suite and kind of pushing some stuff there but uh yeah
I guess they didn't anticipate how difficult and different it would be tonight with Trump and I guess
Mom Donnie's going to be there too. How do you feel that uh Johnny?
You know personally I don't generally get too political but personally not a fan of the guy
It is very unfortunate that this is now like a TSA,
and everyone has to get there three hours earlier.
I'm not sure if you realize, but you
have to have a ticket to get past that gate right there.
I'm to the street.
So it's literally like everything is two blocks.
That being said, if I were the president,
I would probably also go to the finals.
The only downside then being here is all the security.
Yeah, but that makes things more secure, though.
If something bad happened, people would say,
why don't they have it on their list?
If they have it, then that's cool.
I'm OK with that.
I mean, it's a cool event.
You have a ticket, whatever.
It makes it more safe and more enjoyable.
Like watching him and stuff,
I mean, I got no problem with them,
but to keep them on that side,
at least we have a watch party and stuff like that.
Let's let it be New York and we just chill.
Go Nick!
Go Nick!
Spare trap!
Can you tell me your name and what you're doing here today?
So I'm Emma Kaplan,
and I'm here today with Refuse Fascism
and a bunch of other pissed off New Yorkers.
I'm also a Nick's fan,
and we're out here because this guy is destroying humanity
and destroying the world.
We need to find our voices, we need to stand up,
and we need to say enough is enough.
You know what is costing us for him to see that game?
Probably a billion dollars.
Look what he did to the city.
A billion.
He had to get here by Alex.
All of the people that have him get here,
all of the people that are traveling with him,
and every damn thing else, a billion dollars.
That is a, that's a book in crime.
That's crazy.
He should be embarrassed.
He should be like not be able to go into public life
because everywhere he's being met with protests
by the decent people in this country.
The fact that he feels comfortable coming into,
you know, New York City in a major spotlight.
Well, that's the paradox, but okay.
Knowing that he's not gonna be opposed by anybody
is like discussing.
He's got no business being here.
Hey, what's up guys?
Before we get back to JP and the New York Knicks,
we just heard some Knicks fans talking about the security
at Madison Square Garden being like back to New York City.
Wrapping on Monday like it's Saturday.
Just saw the Trump barricade.
There was like 17 limos and one dude.
I didn't know what he said.
Teals us on the microphone.
You know I gotta take a picture.
Right down the street is the 5% is the next to them
is the Hari Krishnas.
Here they come with a xylophone.
Dancing ladies, vegetarians.
Before I go home, the flow is the hot flow.
Stop, drop, roll, shout out to Kat,
Chael and Brunson, I'm not dope.
Sorry, pardon the bars.
I'mma have to go use the bathroom.
And that's all I got for ya!
For a long time, Channel 5 fan.
There's no rhyming to this.
There's no, the only rhyming he had was a word
he had to switch up to make it rhyme.
Like, there's zero bars, zero rhymes.
It's trash.
He aimed up.
Kosha Dills.
Tight.
Running marathon tomorrow.
Oh, that's why you got the whole shit going on.
Well, is it a purpose?
I'm a rapper, a rapper.
Wrapping with Fat Show and a Rainstorm,
and I felt that.
Oh, nigga, I've been seeing you.
Do you want to just tell us what you're doing out here?
Well, I shot a music video on Friday
before it was shut down.
Before Secret Service got here, made a song.
It was like a remake of The Go New York, Go New York Go,
by Jesse Itzler, who made the original one.
Go New York, Go New York, Go New York.
The Knicks had a contest to get a song and album,
So we shot a music video and I'm like, you know,
I've been rapping outside when there was no one out here,
probably like 2021, 2022.
Why not do it now when everyone's here?
Well, believe me, I will be a part of it, but you know,
nothing, but...
Oh, should've got the broom.
You know, San Antonio's got some big old robots.
Nixon 4, Nixon 4.
I'm in New York.
I always played ball, I was a fly guy,
I went to the best after school out there,
But I play sports all type of court
You can catch me never had the court
Tell it pipe or something
So I've got them
If they ever tried it
But look, you on the news
So I ain't talking about no problems
I'm living life
Big bro came over here
He said, bro, you be spitting right
Yeah, I got to keep it tight
Tell Morsy give me the mic
And I pray that God bless all you three brothers
To rest in your life
I just got to keep it real
This dude is just like Nike
But the pressure thirsts I got
He's a spright
That's from Kobe
And we back at the garden
I can't agree.
I'm not my noob.
All right, we are out here in front of Bryant Park
on 42nd and 6th.
Nick's just lost game three.
And the Spurs win.
What a response from San Antonio.
They do it again.
All right, we're here at Nixon 5th.
But you know the city's resilient.
I didn't know it was OK.
We're going to see how people are feeling.
Runston, it's OK.
We all made mistakes.
Game four, we're going to come back harder than we ever have.
I love New York City, man.
I'm from Texas.
But I love New York, man.
I had to come out and show my support, man.
It was a whole fault loss for me, special.
We did everything we could.
We had some bad Juju coming out.
I'm not gonna say no names,
but somebody that hasn't supported the next all.
She's gonna be like,
what the fuck is that?
I'm gonna say it.
She's gonna be like,
what is this?
What is this?
Is it nice?
Of course it's too easy.
It appeared to be a frosty reception
at Madison Square Garden for President Trump.
I'm sorry.
What do you think about fact Trump is here today?
That's the reason why we lost.
Fuck you, you suck now.
Yeah.
Just because he's orange doesn't mean he's valid at MSG.
That's why we lost.
Look at me in my eyes.
Game four, Jalen Bunson, the captain,
Carl Anthony Towers, the big bodega,
and the heart of the city, Joshua,
gonna put on, we gonna win game number four.
Believe that.
Yo, shout out to John Fogg for me.
Afri, just a name.
Yeah, yo, I don't know what he's talking about.
I don't know what he's talking about.
I don't care about Wimby, I don't care about your mama.
I don't care about Elama.
I don't care about Barack Obama, Nixon Fogg.
I think Wimby, he's corny, he's fucking,
he's just trying way too hard
to make a storyline for himself.
Man, he's a fucking bitch.
He's a bitch.
Oh, he's a fucking wimp.
It's Wimp and Yamba.
I ain't gonna lie, I'm a New York knicker.
Nick Curry.
But I love Wimp and Yamba.
Like, one me is good.
Like, he's a really good player.
I can't lie.
I liked him before.
What?
I wanted them to win over the Thunder,
but now, like, I hate that guy.
Like, he's a weird French.
It is a garbage, but like, he's special.
I ain't gonna lie, except for five.
He's different.
We never seen a player like that.
Brilliant player, young guy.
He's going to enjoy that look with the pistols chat chat chat if we also earn the respect of the players
Yeah, yeah chat the praise is cool
But what I think was was as an agent is praise and respect was a respect he plays less dirty
So gain every respect because if you're beyond reproach and you do cool shit
People thought they find themselves to be I want to be a hater, but I can't hate it
I love the pressure. I want to hate it because I fuck them
But they're not dirty there's no angle to hate on them. So why did they do dirty shit?
Don't be dirty and
We're ready. You won a championship
Enjoyed it had to make I'm kind of come back stronger and he got over the hook
When we have to do the same thing with the next but hopefully for next we get a three-poop for that
He's a bitch man. Yeah, he's overrated if I see him. He's getting smack fuck one be
Well, they'll do that
What was that pretty hot video out there of
That was it I'm in the video look
What was that pretty hot video out there maybe some eggs being thrown at you
Yeah, I'm sorry to an egg at my head like that one of the fuck that was I'm picking a massive shit in my hand
And I'm tossing it out the window buddy. He can't handle it. No
We
Okay, so these Gemini these and I think to generate a clip
We come out with the window matter what Bombay can't do without playing dirty
And guess what he was a wanted man today, and we fucking go
When me what happened what happened you hit up where?
He told he talked to mr. Freethow. How do you miss the free though? Let me you choke
you choke that's it we are out here it is one in the morning we are on 32nd
7th Ab right in front of Madison Square Garden where the Knicks just
completed the biggest comeback hold on I think it would have been the worst for
Wimby's career if he actually won the whole thing I ate and told me a lot
browning the shit it would have been worse for him as an athlete he
learned more from losing than he could have ever learned or had anything from
winning it that that loss will shape him into who's gonna be earlier than if he
won much earlier and because otherwise you check you would have a big uh-uh-uh
hold on you'd have a big confidence from the winning it and literally oh no we
had it we had it like I said I said it said now it's only things to learn and
maybe now he's gonna be an absolute superstar back in playoff history
The greatest comeback in NBA playoff history.
O.G. Ananobe with a tip in about 1.7 seconds left in the park.
Robinson gets it, fires up a three.
Shot no go, the tip, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
The hand of O.G.
It's all destiny.
Someone said it, it's all destiny.
It's the destiny for the Knicks.
It is definitely more hype outside than it was on Monday night.
People are out here, partying, having a good time, celebrating,
screaming Knicks and Fives.
We're going to talk to people, see how they're feeling.
And you know there's a belief of hope in New York.
The life has been sucked out of the city for a couple of days.
And here we go.
It's the new Nick's handshake.
Let me show you.
Nick's in five.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
In five.
We smoking mad when we packed.
Nick's in five.
What a great time to be alive.
We from New York.
This is the host.
Right or wrong, I'm the co-host.
This guy's toasting it.
I'm the co-host.
Dude, this guy's toasting it.
Shit.
He says he's.
You see this jersey?
Yeah.
I had this in 2005th grade.
I'm 24 now.
I've been going through so much pain with this team
since I was a kid.
This means so much to me and all the generations past
that watched us lose.
You don't understand.
We were just down 29 points.
True.
Actually true.
In an NBA Finals game.
and came back to win.
Do you see him, Jersey?
Do you see him, Jersey?
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
That is the hearts of a champion.
If you don't know, now you know.
Josh Hart smoking on that castle cart, that part.
Yeah, I call him Josh Hart.
I call him the Heart of Garden.
Yeah, I call him the Cow Bridges.
I call him Iron Man.
Yeah, I call him Mitch Robert.
I call him Thanos.
Yeah, I call him OG.
I call him O.G. Ron Kenobi.
Yeah, he's gonna jail the Bussin.
Then he's saying shit.
I call him my goal!
What do you think of J.L. Bussin?
Oh, he's a goat.
Yo, there's no more Statue of Liberty after.
If we win this, it up.
Last game, you get what I mean?
All right.
And now all of a sudden, I guess
because he got fucking booed, he want
to have all this shit happening.
Because we didn't have none of this shit happening,
all the other fucking games.
You get what I mean?
There was no barricades, no nothing.
I don't think the answer was mad,
but let's get the move on.
Where in the world are clouds?
Any chance I can tell you for a second know what's going on here?
I'm not sure, I can't tell you about that now.
Ah, no.
Chat.
Chat, is this not what you like?
Is it curious that all these ranks on his, I mean, chat, these things, like...
I appreciate what you're doing, man.
It's not true, man.
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, that's right.
I always want to be proud of you.
Yeah, I got that.
Thank you.
Like, I love you.
We did this shit.
We shouldn't even be against four or five.
We got a favorite one this shit.
Fuck it.
Who's up?
Fuck it.
What the fuck?
What does it mean for you?
I need to know this that's cool. Thanks. So we're the finals
Moses co-found in org with XQC
No, I don't even know if XQC even likes me. Okay. I like nice to me
And we talked sometimes
But I really don't know if he truly
me out. You know what? Ask him. Next time he goes live. Ask him if he likes me. Nick
Pollen, the person. Does he like me? You know?
I like Nick. The other problem with Nick is that he takes indefensible positions and
sometimes he's a little bit biased for some people. It's like, dude, come on, man. Like,
you know what I mean? Like, I like to be impartial as much as I can. I like to be impartial as
And sometimes if you see somebody that I like there's nothing bad. Yeah, that was bad
And I think it doesn't do that and sometimes it leaves an open for criticism and that's why I present them
But I think I think it's chill. He's chill
very
Check did he win
That's cool
That's where you where you actually won it
I'm a match fan of him, very cool. Very happy with that.
I mean he was having a hard time last year.
Um...
That's cool.
This keeps the animal.
Oh no, not the whistle!
Oh shit!
Holy shit, check.
The whistle is blown every second line.
Oh, crazy.
I mean, that's pretty crazy.
Very nice. What is that?
Why do you look more handsome every day aging like wine?
I'm sorry.
Finally, he lost again this time.
It's not gonna show you're not gonna show that you're using a solver on your phone,
Chad he's using a solver
What
They make him lose
Okay, chat that game is shit though chat. I will say chat this game is worse than the tech Joe
Jack when Jack when you don't know the dissolve the fuck it fuck you fuck you the game is shit
Jack, Jack, this is known worldwide as one of the worst possible board games of all time.
This is a shit fucking game because even though you're playing perfectly, if you make the
wrong coin flip early on, you lose the game by default because you have to move.
Like, the hair wins by default, man, shut up!
So let's give this a shot.
Oh, look at this thing.
Oh, oh, it's so hot and greasy.
Yeah.
Oh, I love it.
Mm.
So what even is that?
Is that a cheese crop?
Like, what even, I don't know what that is.
Whoa!
The angels.
No, the crust.
Heaven is open now.
The crust.
It was over the crust.
I like some of the dead white outfits, but this color matches the color of the outfit.
This color matching isn't great.
Any outfit doesn't really work for me.
I'm not tired of it.
Mayor? Who the mayor?
How much I said mayor?
The brain lose her soul, the issue is you don't have any.
oh yeah both the mayor let me proper introduce myself my name's speed nice to meet you nice to meet you
mayor lovely lovely lucky I've been listening to your World Cup song for 2022 every morning thank you
World Cup World Cup World Cup
I didn't realize I was thanks to the mayor
small world man
to every another song right
mayor
All right, I actually love it much better. Who's buying speed? I don't know who's mine. Who's my speed?
I was my speed I was my speed
Oh nice to meet you
I can't see
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Mayor. Lovely, lovely, lovely.
I've been listening to your World Cup song from 2022 every morning.
Thank you. Appreciate that, man.
The moron go president?
Appreciate that.
All right.
I'm the mayor, chat. We just met the mayor.
I didn't realize I was next to the mayor.
That's cool.
In a small world.
Hey, Jack, what else we have to do today?
Yo!
What's up?
A hundred six months you a fat one are much longer. Hey
Which I remember chatting out of them about of yourselves. I'm not sure man. All right. That's cool chat a hundred six months
That's right. Is that a newly max?
Yo
Yeah, it's kind of sad a little bit, but I mean, it can't be any big parade or the same
thing.
So, I mean, you.
True.
True.
Yo!
114!
Yo, that cat, yo, really, you just have to mug him.
You really just have to mug him.
Okay, that's actually not right.
That's, that's, that's actually not right.
It's running home, chat.
114 months after, after 106?
Yo, if somebody's gonna mug you now, I mean, I'm not, I'm not trying to phone a sub, I'm just saying.
If you have your sub alert and you can model 114, go ahead anybody
Yo
Now stop I know that isn't something in it. I just something in it
Um, hey, Jack, what was it there 92x QC? I yaya. I'm not watching it
Yeah, why is this, why is Dubai, I don't even have a VPN.
What?
What is that?
Oh, very cute.
Sadly no bean on the dof.
Yo.
This is a hundred fifty, forty six views.
Look at this.
Mock these nuts.
It's September?
No.
It's September.
It's September.
It's September.
It's September.
It's September.
It's September.
It's September.
It's September.
It's September.
It's September.
It's September.
It's September.
It's September of 2024 my wife and I you know what I'm I clickin job
I'm clicking random shit. I'm not a lot
I haven't spent nearly as much money
Jack I had a few of these but no first print though
Jack something they're gonna ruin it for me check is the fact that
Like like a press of cards always so fucking cooked like it's it's not that it's fake
It's that it's a oh the PSA 10 this amount of money
PSA 9
It's like if I felt like 9% less it's like I'm most important to get a PSA 10 like it has to be something
and I feel like
There might be some bias in
Grading it like some parts that seem to be tens or like fucking eight at most
I've seen people influencers show like tens they're like sevens or eights like dude what the fuck that's not a ten
How do they get ten their shit? It's rigged it. It's fucking get the insider training. It's scan you have that hat on
I'm not wearing a hat man
Um
Anyway
Paceman went 14 18 stop lopping and get it. How about you suck it for once?
Well I will, I will.
Not to mention how expensive it is to get a 9.
Yeah, true exactly.
Ah, they're not important.
Um, runs?
Well, maybe we could do some runs, yeah.
Louder.
X-Man don't listen to chatter. I love your hair, man. Less than three.
Very nice, love to see that.
Maybe they have like a group and he's like one of the groups like a like like like responsible
I know what this is. I don't know what I'm watching.
Okay, Jack, how about some game with me?
Um, see if maybe we can get some people to play some games with, maybe some SWAT games.
It's nice to see that all the basketball and football fans in Chattanooga...
Whoa, what about this one?
I don't think I'm gonna watch it.
Barcelona.
Chattanooga is new, Hamilton finds himself in the sixth position, and the timing says
he's 22 seconds back now that leader the race
Lewis I'm just a little bit more points out of George Russell
who's hanging it out around the outside of turn three there's no way by
Mercedes have history through this corner Antonelli has the inside line
what happened with uh with Ferrari what do you think is all good
like 16 seconds ahead for second place in the Grand Prix
beauty to whoa problem he's breaking down
He's breaking down! Kimmy Antonelli had passed his teammate, but he will not finish the Grand Prix!
And Antonelli's Grand Prix is run! His winning run comes to an end!
This is Charlotte Clair at the same time we're watching Antonelli retire.
He reported the power steering went straight on at turn two.
It's all just a little bit of history repeating, but make no mistake, it's more history than Hamilton!
Lewis Hamilton wins a Grand Prix for Ferrari!
Do you have any advice for discretion?
Lately, I haven't been able to minimize the thing I can't control.
Seven D-Neps!
Ferrari Grand Prix victory comes in spain!
Hello, Mr. Ex-Proton and Six Victories!
The new record of this year!
You owe me a grand, you owe me a grand!
I owe you a grand, you owe me a grand!
A legend forged in silver!
Resumes in red!
About two, oh my god!
Oh my god, TTS!
What the fuck?!
Yeah, I thought we were the same man, but thank you Jesus Christ
Thank you so much you helped me
Achieve this dream and I I just I can't thank you enough
Thank you very much pushing so hard
Back at home. I'm so proud of you and to my family. I love you
And to the fans. Thank you for what will you continue to remind me who I am
Yeah, did it.
Doesn't should, are you?
Yeah, that's it.
The first team to win a Grand Prix this year that isn't Mercedes is Ferrari.
And that bomb show where no one expected it, the press release was one line.
It said Lewis Hamilton would be...
Chase, you're a good driver.
You're a good driver.
Last year, you just had to...
What the fuck is that?
what the fuck is that oh no no I can't I can't I'm not what I'm not playing that
No, no.
What the?
No, no, no.
Which I added the last game like this, I'm gonna be honest with you, I am not the biggest
player.
You also tell your mods to fix my Bandai type to Yufkfighter's name.
Well he's not even out yet, he's not even out yet.
Because um, because...
What then?
Where is the record?
XQC have you chosen your team for the Marvel Rivals Tourney?
Not yet. Not yet.
Is Tim Horton's dog shit?
It's not yet. Very soft now.
It used to be very good though, but it's very bad now.
Mr. Cow, 50-60 years old.
Thanks for all the loyal juice.
May be some screechy scratchy.
This looks AI.
Stay juice, excuse the L.
I'm English. How are you?
I'm good to call you.
Are you guys my serial?
That's a call on me.
It's nice to meet you.
It's nice to meet you.
Yes, sorry.
I know this isn't.
Take you looking good for your age,
co-call as well.
Thanks for the just brand part.
Translate.
Don't cry.
Ever since you followed me, happy to meet you.
What do you want to do?
Before anything else, thank you for everything.
Can we take a picture?
Of course, but wipe your tears.
You're very pretty.
Thank you.
Ben.
What do you mean?
I'm not laughing.
That was the perfect translation.
in it. That was literally worse than that. You know, a real translator from a fucking
like job would do worse than I just did. That's what I said.
Why does it even look AI these days?
Even non-AI videos.
It even looks AI?
LLLLXQCL.
It's curved, just like you.
OK.
Well, I'm not curved, but I'll even.
Do you guys want to do a card trick before I catch my train?
All right, sick.
So I shuffle the cards, and you all think of any card
that you want.
OK.
You got one in your mind, sir.
I'm thinking about the king of hearts.
King of diamonds.
Oh, you want to do it?
Yeah, it's kind of the plan.
No.
Okay, watch.
King of diamonds.
Watch, watch.
Oh!
Dude, that's a two.
That's good.
You try, sir.
Anyone that you want, go ahead.
Can I make something?
Yeah, go ahead.
She's so lucky that was me.
I would've got it on my knees.
All for daddy, Ronald.
You can change.
Seven of spades.
Okay, seven of spades.
Here we go.
Watch.
One, two, three.
Oh, no, that's not the seven of spades.
That's difficult.
If you take it like this, and you sort of flip it over again, it does become the seven of spades.
Who saved it?
Okay.
Let's go one from you, sir.
Anyone that you want?
Joker.
Joker, I don't have any.
Oh, yeah, you go, sir.
Anyone that you want?
Nine of hearts.
Okay.
Nine of hearts should be like this.
You take a random card, the king of clubs, and you give it, sort of a little rub, you
can't just...
Jack!
Jack!
So, you know what, you know the trick when you do something like that, whatever?
dude where's your watch and he took the watch what is that with the gun
this is crazy if you take that and you hold it in your hand no it'll change
into any card that you want hopefully it doesn't always work I admit I remember
again again why do you want to wait no hold on what what one told it what it
being this is a message again no no I sold a nine what about you what's your
name sir Rob Rob can you squeeze it in your hand you hold this hand up squeeze
it tight right and then you can you can you take this card and and hold the
hold this card yes squeeze it tight yeah so you just sort of hold out like this
So what car do you holding in your hand?
You don't know, right?
So if I take your hand and I turn it over and I take his hand and I turn it over
just like this, what car do you holding in your hand?
If you had to guess, if you had to guess, what would you say?
No, no.
Watch, it's going to change on the count of three.
Watch ready?
You turn it over just like this and you throw it over there.
Sir, do you have it in your hand?
You see it?
No, you saw it happen, right?
Nothing.
ah you guys saw right what did you see what no you open your hand to the change
yeah open it up what is it
oh sick guys thank you so much are you open up nothing that should be the
nine of hearts yeah maybe you guys want these back though
Yo, yo chat me just want these back. No, okay. Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess I guess that I guess up
That here we go. We're gonna get this in the stars
Yeah
Mmm
This is a promotion. Why does it always like these like these fat so fucking
burrito like I
Don't get it
Ash will get them.
Any cool games come out recently?
I heard there's another Sen play that's on the 15th.
Is that true?
Why did they take force up?
They hadn't this in two days?
That's fucking insane.
saying that is actually insane chat I will actually I will make sure I guess I
did some off-stream mining on Terraria because I thought that our C was rigged
and there was no hearts so I went around and I actually found some hearts. I
actually found some. I found a fight of them. I didn't cheat. I did not cheat. I just
but I just mind and bomb some ground and yeah I didn't cheat. That's not
I'll hunt you down man. No, okay.
And then just because he's not awake, I don't think.
Runescape? Runescape?
Okay, we'll do the most witch games though.
Your chest you didn't spawn those hearts in power.
I can spawn the hearts.
I actually just got them myself.
There's a little dubbing invasion I have to do.
Okay, Splatoon 3 good?
I was off-streaming and it was like fucking like it was like 6am or something like that.
I looked on Twitch and Splatoon was the most played game, most streamed game of that night
and everyone were playing it.
Like I thought, oh but maybe the game is good.
So it's last.
I
The new Mary tennis will have it. It's actually better than previous ones. Well, why did I get so much?
So what did you want it like so much?
a gamer.
Copying lyrics.
Guys, guys, guys.
You guys said copying lyrics?
When I was going to say he does it or he didn't.
But you guys never say he's copying you when he doesn't.
I do.
to help you we have full lifeline
I need to do full shot
I'm not only the one under any fuck either
ah prohibition
with television? oh I'm in my camera
chat I didn't even know
I didn't even know
I just guessed it
what is this?
I didn't even know if your disc for 8 hours
a day typing on your keyboard
Six figures the music
If the banker
Be careful disrespecting people at the top. We aren't the same low. Yes. Okay. It's not better than me
If they've met the mention except the mention except
Both the next dimension except yep. I remember this. I'm a bit is Lancer. Wait, that will be my in in a what?
Okay, the computer validated your answer
in the heart
that was weird that was weird okay that was that was weird because I didn't
click both that was weird that was weird what's the name of the upper the
protect look what is the name of the protagonist the game a quantum break in
I think it's your D. Then I can't believe I don't know this.
Isn't it A?
Yeah, B. I knew it.
I don't know why I killed Cauda.
If I didn't get that Dolly Park in there, Dolly would have.
Oh, no, no.
I forgot.
I think it's Dolly Dill.
Oh, no, no.
I forgot.
I think it's Dolly Dill.
I think it's Dolly Dill.
I
Had it I actually had it I actually had it oh
God um CBS
I'm gonna say
be. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Bad salt. It's a rock. Yes. Minecraft. Minecraft. Boom.
Then all along, which could be what was led by Wilhelm to
well hey
Germany lucky
a Felix I started watching you in university
then medical school now in residency and now in getting
stop thank you for being the goat shout out the fellow juicer doctors
you got it sorry it was it was it was it
check it will inspire you good luck I knew journey I should have done that was
done I threw I threw the whole run for no reason
and I is for what I could be forgot about this
Uh, Minnesota is a man?
Hey! Yes, that's it.
You seem to be convinced, but...
No, I'm just watching this.
Okay, I'll tell you why I did that.
I did it because I was so mad that I lost my lifeline.
I had to throw.
I had to throw.
Chat.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I had to throw because I was so mad.
Whatever.
Oh my god.
I
Don't want
I gotta close this queen
Someone who gently alters the opinion of something it said to have a change of heart
Okay, guys, I don't I don't know what it is about today. This is the one that I'm not shooting either
Should I close them?
Which of these men is over there? I shall adjourn it.
The King! The King!
Let's go with A.
Yep, yep, yep.
Which spin-off did it alive?
Was released.
I believe it was Beach Volleyballer.
So it's not these ones.
Yeah, it has me volleyball. I mean I played it's
I don't think it's
That's what I do I do check that is a library and I actually played the game
Leaves of three. Let it be the one I see with what other plant that poison IV
All the lifelines on the board it's done first special all life on the border. This is a taste
If the obverse is the heads of a coin
Let me tell you if the obverse
Obtuse
I
Obtuse acute of verse averse my god says that it's C
Okay, C
You know what?
Well, I really didn't see that one coming
I'm sorry, but you're still leaving with your guaranteed cash prize
Obtuse, a cute, obverse, and it's another word, I mean, uh, why?
Mosul will not need to go to pageant for such a long time.
A burn hand is worth it.
Who the fuck?
I think it's Adam, isn't it?
Why don't I trust who I am?
I know this shit!
Which word links the sound of laughter and the sound of bells?
Huh?
What?
What?
What?
What the fuck is a peel?
Check your head.
Oh, there's 50 stars.
My gun says that it's safe.
It's 50.
Okay.
Safe.
You won?
First I told you.
Which of these is a feature?
The Badlands.
The Badlands.
The Outlands is in the L World Warcraft set.
Yes.
Let's give it a long goal, yeah.
Oh, the Lambertar.
Oh my God.
I...
I...
Check.
I didn't even have to read it.
I knew it was Lombatar.
Jeff, the reason why I noticed that, because in psychology you want to teach us the concept of learning by repetition.
And he said I'll teach you guys by showing you and every class is it. What's the capital of one goal yet?
Ulo Lombatar! And it was a pretty new exam in the finals and it was why is this the answer it would say yeah, whatever
the song the battle in the other but it's so much too in it this be of course
I think it's also see
The question does not inspire you and the...
What was it, Jack? What was it?
What was it? It was A?
Here is a new question.
What is the attraction in Lake Havasu?
And I would say B, obviously.
I'm not going to discuss that, I'm not going to discuss that.
Arizona, London.
Arizona, London.
Expand the correlation within the two.
Expand it.
Arizona, what's that?
What was that I done?
This is too bright Chad, I don't like that.
Hold on.
Loud.
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Oh, no, no, no, no. Not as a gamer. I want to play, um...
I actually don't even know what I want to play.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the swicker game.
I have to buy it, though.
We can play the mission before, though.
Um. Such rattles.
You don't like it?
It's searching.
Play.
There's a problem with the pitch can display.
What?
What?
I did.
What's that?
It's not working.
Look.
I look at that it's not working look
I think the head leech has lowered your IQ
why don't you give Zelda tears of the kingdom another go
That please it is cinema. It's a little plugged in fully in it's an internet table
Does it it's an internet table all the plug in
Best sellers show this in here, right?
Is it not in here?
Close clubhouse games.
How?
Oh, I did it so I just...
Bang, finished it.
Literally right there, where?
What the fuck?
Yeah, why switch so bad?
It's not the internet, like...
We'll have a good night, XQC.
I don't need to reset the console.
Yeah, how do you fully start?
No, Wi-Fi is off.
Yeah, this is plugged, they're breaking through the router!
It's not impossible!
No, it's the console, it's the console, the console is bugging out.
Power options restart.
Check, it's the actual console.
Lewis says, if the whole department first begins on the console, yeah, I just did that.
to Gigi. Switch to Ethernet is broken to non-issue. Wait, it's a non-issue? Okay, it's
Wait a minute.
Um, hello?
Wait, did we...
I think it's just bricked. I think it's just bricked.
Hold on.
Okay, amen.
So the internet is plugged, but it's not working.
Even if it wasn't working, even if it wasn't, I'd have Wi-Fi, so it's neither working.
Maybe I need to remove Wi-Fi and settings?
Internet settings.
What's working now?
How do you know that?
Wait, it is working now. You're right. What the fuck?
I don't even know what to say. This is just stupid.
Okay. I'm gonna remove Wi-Fi entirely.
And now it's like, and now it's working again.
It- it- what is it doing?
Kills not loose the giggles. It's a brandy. It's brand new
Okay alone
Bang
the chat what is that multiple mode as well check that do I buy this one or
that one or both of them by a lot of them bundle
Well, you have to buy both or does the little one do both of them?
You have to buy four of them?
Chat?
If I have this, now that I bought it with the other one, that's both, no?
Nobody knows that.
I should check.
The chat is not...
25 months juice in my snake.
So the reality is that if I have my wire plugged in, right, this should download in like 10 seconds.
It just stopped nulling. Look at it. It just stopped.
Dude, I actually can't.
4k capture into a 1080p monitor and stream.
Okay, 1080p is superior than anything else.
Jack, is it just bugged?
It's slowing down somehow.
See what your internet test says, download your download speed.
If I go to Steamer now and I download the game, watch this.
If I download any game at all, right?
Let's say I download this.
I've been watching for years.
I love you.
I wanted to ask if you could say happy birthday.
It was earlier this year.
My name is Christian XQCL.
I don't limit it at 600.
It goes to 600 instantly.
Look at that.
Ew.
Well, I'm being limited by the actual game itself, though.
That is the count.
I mean, I'm being limited by the game,
but yeah, it goes almost 600.
So why could I download this then?
Everybody done?
Everybody done?
Are you all right, Christian?
Yeah, it's buggy.
It's wired, so what I do, I just do
I'll play game on why don't I'm okay. Well, I'll play
We can't be on the lonely
But wait, why not and now that was a sir
Nintendo Online needs to be abolished they need to ban this why is it so stupid
just as you can't download what playing it I saw the game and I don't have to say I am
I'm- I'm speechless.
Absolute garbanzo.
It's gonna pause. Oh.
Wait, why?
Um, close, okay.
6-7?
Chad, is there a way to win in this game?
Like actually, actually just win.
You win the game.
And it's not the game.
time to open up a game so they start voting again
dude it it actually did it
X2C
this is I don't even want to if I speak
You have to pay money for this, but I mean, dude, you have to pay money for this.
It's not not relaxed, like, you have to pay money for this.
I need to do a grip order.
I want this may be my first player.
9
I use out the move the fruits to drop the fruits. Got it. Game start.
Um, okay.
So it works with Cam here.
Evolution, okay, so, um, okay, this...
Is this good?
I think I just told a little bit, but it's okay.
It'll be good later.
I'm the go to
Can't wait to use brain cells watching you try to match fruit
Hold on hold on let it do it first let it let it do it and then that's gonna push it
Push it I'm the go to
I'm actually good at this game.
I need to push those together until now.
That's gonna- oh no.
I guess it went that easy.
Watch this!
Watch this!
Watch this!
WTF did I just click on to X?
Coco Melon?
Lil Gupp is actually getting the juice.
I mean, I'm cooking.
I think it's going to press against it, you think?
No, it's not.
This is, this seems actually good.
It's actually good.
I think it's just stuck there forever, you think?
Nice!
Oh
My god
Oh dude
Okay. Okay. Watch this. Big chain reaction. Watch this. Ready? Oh my god. And if you
right and then switch to the left
that's what I do that's what I fucking do okay from today that we have a lot of
bottom jammed signals they're all jammed at the bottom
I don't know where he can go here.
I think I may be hoped for red.
Yeah, yeah, red and then red.
Yeah, G. So those are going to be stuck for a long time.
Maybe I need to push.
Mr. Rex, can I eat your cookie for chance?
Jack, it's okay because we, if you think about Jack, we need four yellows.
check
the reason why, the reason I
it's like trade ups
you know what I mean?
that's bad
it's the same meta as our trade ups
wait
wait a minute
How the heck you touch that?
What's this?
Dude.
Dude.
Okay.
Can I somehow push the pink above it or not?
Oh no.
Maybe?
I think we need to make new ones then.
New pinks then.
And then the yellows.
Oh, new pink right side new pink left side now it's to be a year old on
Yeah, small angel
Small orange then red
Move move
That's good then move bang
Check, check reaction, check reaction incoming.
Watch this, I put it in the middle here.
Because this one is gonna go, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Good.
Yellow into pink into yellow, yellow pink yellow.
Yeah, we go here, here's fine.
And then we hope that we get the correct ones here.
That works.
And then double double.
good good 4 4 16 hold on 4 4 16 now push left and it's gonna do it's
Change reaction fuck 67 moths. Love you QTC
Hello, excuse me my girlfriend thing for 16. I am insane at this game. I said four four sixteen
I'm gonna sleep this corn boil.
Dude, dude, I do that since I'm...
Don't do that, don't do that, don't do, do not.
Why, 16-16...
32...
Oh no, that's so bad! No! No, stop it!
It can't do that!
We're choked, we're choked, we're choked, we're choked, we're choked, the greenest, the greenest can go to the top.
I think they might be GG.
Ummm...
Come on!
Boy gets it.
Pink, pink to pink and to yellow.
Bing, bing, somebody's chattin' it
this isn't as earlier.
Since this isn't as earlier, this will work, this will work.
Don't do that.
Okay, this and then that's, bang.
And then this,
that's,
this, that, relax, once you, once the yellows, oh chat, I'm scared a little bit here.
It's not your thing, it's not your thing.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Orange on the side will go orange, orange, red, red, yellow, yellow, pink, pink.
Blue?
I think it's the right one.
Yeah.
Okay?
Okay?
Yeah.
Okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
Okay?
Yeah.
Okay?
Okay!
Okay!
Okay?
Okay!
Okay!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
that's so bullshit okay okay it sounds it's possible it doesn't look it
doesn't look good but it's good how do I make this one go up to the right please
Please, please, I beg you, I beg you.
And then it'll go red, but...
What?
That's bullshitting, that, you know it's bullshitting.
Sha, you know it's bullshit that the melon went up. You know it's bullshit.
Sha, is that a good score though?
Wait, no.
Wait, daily 19,000. I can beat that. I can beat that.
Is there anything that you can buy that makes it easier?
No?
I'm not gonna pay the way, that's not what I said.
I'm not gonna say if this is the case, but that makes the game easier or more not easier
but like, fuck off.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Ready?
bang then bang wait hold on I'm going this is actually this is actually good
yep yep
Um, perfect games so far, absolutely perfect.
That one is not perfect at all though, but it's going to be because of the 2, 2, then
purple rights and then I keep the invest on the left side.
Okay, okay, invest in the middle.
It's PDP and hopefully a chain reaction, but I don't I think it's just gonna cook
Hopefully bunches in
Chow is that a blunder?
It shows like it was a little bit of a blunder
I can I can get out of it as long as the yellow doesn't doesn't go over. I think I think it's show
That's good that's that's absolutely
And then red with yellow, okay, hopefully we're making pop
So we need 4 anyway, we need 4 anyway, who cares?
Like 3 sounds bad but we need 4, so who cares?
Oh, this is cooked.
Alright, I cook it.
and then this is gonna unblock everything.
My bad.
Then red, red, yellow.
Then red, red, yellow, right?
Please stop, please, there's no sh-
Steal on a ball.
I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it.
And then red.
Okay, all I have to do is,
is it has a problem out of there.
That might have been better.
That might have sold a little bit.
The orange...
Should I just reset it or not?
I think it's the wonderful personally.
Okay, well, yeah, okay, no. I can take this one just...
This is an unblock it.
Yep.
Yep.
Now BANG!
Please!
Relax, I know what I'm doing.
coming.
Watch this, watch this.
Massive incoming.
Dude, are you kidding me?
Okay, chat.
Okay, chat, watch what's going to be coming, it's going to be insane.
There's no way.
Something's going on with my gamer.
Dude!
Please let it go through a little bit, why is it not letting it go through chat, it's
It's not gonna go yellow, though.
Please don't do that.
Red, red, yellow is not gonna do it.
It has to be here.
It's my last chance.
It has to be right there.
Okay?
Because we need a double chain reaction.
You did you know in this game you are supposed to match the fruit and not separate them?
Good luck, Noob.
Please push it.
People happy.
Oh my God.
Jack, we were about to see the biggest ever to me.
I swear that didn't look good, but that was insane. I swear check
Any experience players knows that I was cooking something insane
They rank up
How
Where online competition
I'm gonna...
Oh, there's one, there's one.
40, now that I'm in the right...
Are you kidding me? What a fucking loser!
I
That was really dumb, I just had it. Oh my god, that was really dumb.
Okay, good. Good!
Oh my god, I'm the fucking goat!
Wait, wait, wait, why is he only a melon?
Wait, how does he have melons?
I don't get it.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I just thought that, I just thought so hard.
I mean, I don't know what that was, I mean...
I think this is almost good!
Oh no, please push it. Push it. It's not pushing it. It's cooked. It's fucking cooked.
Do you have to be kidding me, right?
No!
No!
You can't do that!
I have to hope for like a middle collider.
Surely they meet up to get the red check.
There is no way it doesn't touch, right?
On paper it could do it!
It could do it on paper!
Okay, one more, oh my god, one more pick in the middle, one more pick in the middle and
that's it, one more pick in the middle and that's it, change the game.
Okay, Jack.
Does that mean I'm just bad?
Okay, one more.
I mean it
Check is there telling me why was he working so fast like that better was so fast
More points I'm not sure why this is all over
Solo?
FF solo is that it?
Secrets going online it says.
That's good.
That's good.
Let's go. Let's go. I mean, that that's just sure now. I mean, yeah, it is a show.
is this good? No, no, no, no, that is good. I'm mowing him.
But anyway, I am mowing this guy.
Are you serious or no?
Wait, it's not going to collide?
Watch this!
Perhaps I make a bed in a yellow here.
Chat Tops.
I invent a little upside while I meticulously do my right side and then they're gonna collide
together. And I just roll again. I am looking at next I'm just better doing it. I just suck
I don't know what to tell you maybe maybe this then that and then we're gonna get a thing
then we get a red and all we know is a yellow here and then we're gonna
red red yellow so
yeah push it
D.W.X.Q.C.L.
Okay, okay, okay?
Now, push it, bang it!
Fall!
Okay, and then it's gonna do yellow pink and if we get a Milan, and if we get with a Milan.
I need two reds on the corner here, two reds on the corner here and then we're good.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Two red in his gamer!
Is it going to push it? It has to right?
It has to right?
91 months, zero welcomes to the jungle fields, please!
Dude, there's just no way.
There's just no way.
It's doing that right.
There's just no way.
I think I need to push it.
Are you fucking seer for now?
Push it!
Finally!
Double red, yellow, should crooked over here, super hard.
I'm getting shoulder.
This is so troll.
Red? Wait, I had the wrong color in my head.
Okay.
You can do it.
You can do it
Chat why is it fucking trolling it?
Okay, chat is this a several no very very yellow pink
There's just no way there's no way there's a push right?
Dude it has to!
Okay April, what's the middle?
He lost already.
I think I lost.
I had to click up a red on the left side here, but I don't think it's possible.
I remember when you were good at games. Shut up. This is actually hard to watch. Just
stick to reacting ex-QCL. I trolled him. Push it!
I
Won't push it
Push please
They won't push it
I
What but my good report
Get out him that's not him
Ten percent we made it how bad are you ten percent we made it? Oh
Oh, no, I can't.
I learned now, I know the deal.
Do not, I don't ever, I keep them stacked.
I invest on the one side.
I keep it stacked up.
That's good.
Dude so good what a good start
Yeah, that's good, right
Can I get a welcome to the jungle that's terrible though
Tell me that I
Think I just show the old game already
Nope, nope, because I'm the goat.
No I did not, because I'm the fucking goat!
Watch this, we're gonna get him right here.
Dude, I'm not actually good at this game.
Don't do that, do not, do not!
Great!
Um, can I get you all over here?
No, it should be fine, right?
This should double up.
Wait, it's not going to do it?
it's not gonna give it to me. Orange, orange, red, yellow, pink.
I think a third in the middle right and then a fourth a third or a third in the middle
We'll release both actually hold on a third in the middle will release both of
Beautiful wait wait wait wait wait wait that's that's beautiful
Well not like this well mean not like that
Okay.
Wait, that's Chul.
I need to make two, I need to make two pinks.
No, I need to make a pink on the right side of it.
How?
But how can I do that?
There is just, okay.
I should put that in the middle, actually.
Like this, and then like that.
Okay, we're good. We are good. We are good.
Okay.
Chat Red's not gonna touch his hip.
I should leave this on the right side, probably.
Okay now one more yellow every minute one more yellow and the whole board clears one
more yellow on the right side and the board will fully clear.
Don't let it go. No, do not don't you fucking get over there. Don't you dare?
Okay, one more red on the right side of one more element and it's it's over one more round the right side
It's it's over. Do not don't don't don't fall don't fall. Okay?
I got it! Watch this! Watch this!
No, don't do that. Don't- Don't- No, don't do that!
No, don't!
Jack, do you think the orange can roll down into the crisp?
What the fuck is Maxwell doing home?
I have to keep it there, I have to, because we need orange on the right side here.
I'm so fucking sick of it.
WHAT?!
Oh, no, that's it, that's fucking devil.
Um, hello?
No, I want to keep playing, I want to keep playing!
I want to keep playing!
He's not eight years old, he's not eight years old, he's getting like 35 now, but he's
getting like 35 now, are you stupid?
Come on, I need to put my phone on the charger.
to play this game or above the age of 30? No, that was like that was a great game.
It's not me. How could that be me?
Wait, I did it. I separate it again.
I got it.
17 months now.
There's a single there.
I got it.
This will be good.
Watch this.
Good.
Good. Super good. Super super good.
Beautiful.
Check out that distractor to do two separated then a throw in the middle and it releases
And it gives you like a shuffle
Anybody who said he's very sure
If he is going by Maxwell, he is either eight years old, geriatric or a dog. Stop the code.
Um, why? I don't get the joke.
separating it is fine because the third I just said it the third one will
release the whole board and the third one will release the board and you
don't understand it
get now that was done no because two reds would like it no don't go there
I'm the scotch and the goats and the goats that was that was goats
Now two yellows, we'll make a pig, we'll make a yellow.
Don't get on the whole place, don't do not.
Okay, okay, okay, yes, absolutely.
Absolutely!
Red will make a yellow, make a pink, or make a yellow.
BANG!
Red will make a pink, no. Red will make a yellow, make a pink.
I do this on the right side then. I cannot continue on the left.
Barrel's gonna block? No, it will not. It will not.
Tripp in it.
Um, hello?
Um, hello?
Am I not gonna get any oranges? It's over! He's gonna block it!
That's so trolled that it that is absolute
Now punch it bang it punch it
Go go go
That's what I do!
That's what I do!
Now we need to find out what to release on the left side, probably with two oranges maybe.
I can't believe there's 100% left side left side push into transforms it's gonna be a little
a little bit tricky.
Seriously?
I would have to do two pints on the left side it now it is this this is gg
Okay, I actually have to get it somehow.
Oh
Oh
Unless unless this ever rolls in somehow
Hello, TL Buster. You could spam the A button without moving and get a higher score than what you had.
But how do I get it to go down though, chat?
Maxwell's father here. I just received news that you were being rude to my
four-year-old son on this mobile app. He is going to turn five in a few months and
go into first grade. Please have more compassion.
Are you fucking kidding me? It's not gonna go down!
Dude, dude, actually though, this is it.
I'm actually- there's even some- there's even some- okay, I'm over it.
I'm fucking done!
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
This is shit.
This is shit.
I
The fact that I'm not a siding you do you think it's gonna win or not that maybe I should put a banana okay
I'm only one year this is fucking annoying shit.
Wait, I won with Mario.
I want Mario.
Did it break it?
It didn't break it. Did it break it?
I didn't break it.
This is because my assistant, A.D.M.I., it switches the input, so the whole thing changes.
So I think they could have easily done like a content roadmap for this to this game, instead
of releasing it all at once.
Like, it just wasn't worth it.
Well, they just had an agile kind of roadmap where things released like gradually even more.
How would you want that?
It keeps things fresh here because this seems kind of sad, but like,
If you give the players a little bit less when it releases, and you give updates, people
like that more.
But if you tell that to the player, they won't get it.
They won't like it.
Like, this is what it is.
If our creators had less than they came out, it would have almost the same exact player
count.
But if they released the stuff that was already in the main game later on as an update, it
it would have refreshing over and over again
they would have liked that
Let me see if you see it.
This guy's a no-sniper.
Both of these guys.
These guys' spikes would hit boys like his little brother.
There's stamina.
Doesn't matter, I also win.
I can do AFK for like an hour and it doesn't matter. This game mode is so stupid.
That was pretty dumb though.
they just took them game out of
It's just a snapper.
It's just a snapper.
I should have just sandbagged super hard at the end of the line. I like what...
Watch this, watch it, here it comes, one, two, three, four, at least four slivers, probably
more I can't tell. At least for them. Ouch. My finger.
Well, Zia is put a point Zia on the checklist.
Nice try buddy.
So fucking annoying.
Chat beam 30 I think is a bad idea here.
He tried it. Yeah, I'm dead here. Watch this. I'm having those from first play to last
That's why it's here.
There it is.
Matt!
Yo!
Is this a new map?
No, that's not.
Actual Lamer.
Suck it.
fuck it bang bang boom boom wait what the fuck
the fuck out the way bitch
You'll get the fuck out of the-
Oh, I should have used that at this early.
Oh, I should maybe- maybe I should have used the lightning.
Should have drifted there.
Why are they with the coins here?
Wait, the number one is so far away? I mean, is this actually there?
Yeah, the number one is so far away? I mean, is this actually there?
Look at how, look at how far he is it!
Yo, blue shells, hello?
Where are them blue shells at?
If he was in place, you know for a fact that he would have gotten three stacks of triple reds.
Anybody's got a blue shell laying around? Like Jesus Christ, buddy!
Take that, Moron.
Any blue shells at all?
Okay, dude what the fuck
Well, you're right yeah people build as you build a lead in this mode now
I can push up buddy!
Hey enjoy it!
Enjoy your push up buddy!
No point?
No thanks buddy.
Got him!
It's so obvious, it's so obvious, it's obvious.
Like it's so obvious it's not even fun, genuinely, it is the most obvious level of time.
We're at a box, which means that the box behind it was a long time ago, and I get hit with
all the items just wrote wrote just explain it explain how i'm at a box so there's no box in
forever and they all have official items and they're always on me like that's so bullshitting
how's that lucky how explain how explain how it was it's unlucky that they kept their items
It's over in the next box. What would you do, I shit it?
No, people don't say that. Okay, just stop. Just stop. Just stop.
Um...
Like three snappers.
Probably more.
I should probably hang back a little bit.
Oh, that coin is good though.
You tried it.
Yeah, you tried it though, you're trashy.
I'm a little...
You get the star in fourth place, I get a golden fucking shell in eighth place.
Okay, okay, I mean, okay.
I'll just wait.
I tried it.
of anything so dead I have to use that
um no but you know
is it still good though this is possible
I'm gonna build a lead and then to stay back and they don't get eliminated
But doing that is like super risky because the fuck is that person?
You try yeah, you try to turn your trash okay
So bad
Let me guess another direction I'm coming.
I think I lose here.
when is the hot tub stream?
Craig, as in...
Not bad!
Suck it.
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing!
Too easy.
Chas, out of there!
That's not too bad.
Wow, that's a long cut.
Nice try. He tried it!
This buster!
And back in my rifle place first place with the crown on it
Any blue shells
Yeah, stop bitch you need that crown or fucking loser
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Man, he ain't boundless like the most obvious type of ultime, literally the most obvious
of all time.
Fuck y'all, see ya man.
So um, many is saying last place to get lightning just to hit me at the right time, imagine
Imagine being dead fuck-ed up.
It's like a couple of questions and they're coming.
I'm going to keep those items as a shield and get something good for speed.
Not too bad.
And one more turn.
I'm gonna keep those items, actually.
Not too bad!
the first blue shell of the entire game and it's me who eats it it's just it's
just so bad
are you happy or not a coin a coin
Oh man, this part.
Maybe you get like big skips if you have mushrooms.
Wait, what?
I mean, it genuinely boins that, like, Jane and Boi.
Oh man.
I mean, it's just bullshit
Well all the one-on-one games, let's guess everything's the one-on-one gamer check can't play it when it's a bullshit
But it's fucking 1v20 is that was yeah, of course
Not okay
That's good.
I need those backers any good.
Single, snubbles.
Um...
I think Rosalina was good right then.
Yo broken humans, Jesse played Terrarium earlier tonight.
And he's doing like a late late side I don't know.
Like I thought about it, I'm not playing solo.
Splatooner?
We should have just brought ugly
Let's see how it plays out.
Chad, how do you run that?
Chad, where's the runner?
Al?
chat bun bun bun
dog shit
dog shit, i don't know how that's going to end but i'm still going
That's bullshit.
What?
6.
2.
Get in flight that day!
Let's see the replay
Matchpoint.
You can do it!
6.
3.
Play along!
Matchpoint.
Ready?
Okay!
and it has at least some from a pallor.
Maybe this guy?
What about this guy?
Is that Donkey?
Mud?
I mean, I don't actually want to make any of this game at all because it's not as a few mechanics that I really got born.
I'm a girl, bitch.
Tonshake!
3, 2, 1
3, 1
Fucking trash you don't shit
How do I fix the mother
stream but instead of money it's a white liquid that seeps into my keyboard and I get excited.
FUCK YOU!
CHAP!
It puts my- my old reggae puts it on my side?
XQCL thanks for all the laughs and jo-
K-
It- it- it- it- it- it changed every- uh, well, yeah, just changed the record.
Oh, because he deflected my own mud shot, that makes sense, actually.
That makes sense.
Jack, is there any problems in this game that could give you some tips so I can learn mechanics
without doing tutorial?
Okay, this guy is like a toddler, so do they.
Fuck you.
i think i'm gonna kill him in this game
You okay?
Six, three.
Match point.
Keep trying!
What?
Great match!
Six, four.
It's four.
Wait a minute.
Match point.
It's not over yet.
OK, wait a minute.
Match point.
Keep trying.
Oh.
Game seven.
How do I do this?
How?
I mean he got lucky as the answer. He got lucky.
Chad what did I do differently?
He's doing the exact same pleasure. Okay, maybe it's this character.
Chad what about Boo?
It's a battle, my galore.
Buuut shadow!
I'm Slypho and what button is that?
Top Spin Press A. Slyphus Y.
Okay, so left.
How did you add the idea to show me, it's not live.
life
This guy is cheating!
I
I mean, I got what is that?
I'm sorry I had to report you.
Did you see?
Did you see?
Did you see?
Did you see?
Did you see?
Did you see?
Did you see?
Did you see?
chat. chat. Buddha doesn't even slice. Let's see. It doesn't do anything. Like, it doesn't
actually do shit
maybe maybe this guy
Um, check this guy.
Thanks for the back on the return to get more power.
Okay.
Pepper.
Wait, hold on.
Wait hold on a minute that's like it that's like it
What is that shit?
That's dog shit player.
This dog shit is what it is and you're just trash.
That's life. That's life. That's life. That's life.
Okay.
Only a little bit! Okay!
Okay, okay, okay
I don't understand it.
Oh man, I...
Oh, I'm not again.
Unlock your shit. Yeah, there you go. Okay
So I just gotta put it on lock the good shit. I mean clearly my characters are holding it back. I mean, I'm not that bad
It's not that I suck at the game is it's really just
How about this
Did he come?
Let's not ruin Diddy Kong's legacy because of Diddy.
Come on bruh.
What legacy did he come racing?
Donkey Kong country.
Donkey Kong.
Freeze.
Donkey Kong 64.
What the fuck it?
What the fuck is that?
I think it's not being sold.
I don't need to lose against me. I have no racket, no territory, nothing.
This guy is actually putting BTA, I genuinely feel bad for you.
Hop off the game.
Yo Flapper, I got back to you.
The fact that you know all the trick shots in this game is actually embarrassing.
Like this game is a game made for fucking six year olds,
And you know the trick shots in it, that's how it regress you as a human, you're a fucking loser.
Dog shit, motherfucker. Fuck you. Going nowhere, no life, no job, no lover, no fucking friends, no goals, no, nothing.
Fuck you!
Chop, bitch ass!
You suck at every game you touch. How is that possible?
Okay, now play me in Clubhouse Games, a tennis. GG. That's what I thought.
All right
I
Don't know how to aim the ball early
Like I'm not trying to put the ball in the middle it was on the middle how do I play the designer?
I
What
five
Every time I was sick if I say I'm a left-seeker
There's a daughter look I'm gonna aim to the left track see like it's just that it
It's just bad it's just bad it
Why doesn't it end the fucking charge man?
These are all, all these are snipers.
Listen, the game is just bad.
The game is just not good.
As the Zunay, it's just the game being better.
Now explain how Rosalina does the trick shot across the universe.
And I turned all the inputs, I can do that.
oh my god same fucking boring dumb fucker bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
Oh, okay hold on now like what even is that like what even is that
4, 1, 5, 1, 6, 1,
Again, now Q at a normal racket, now Q at a normal racket, and that's some bullshit.
Now Q at a racket is not completely broken, and actually making the game lag is it's so
fucking broken it play on it play on the even footing it play normal lightning or
some shit
Hello?
Hello?
What the fuck?
I
Literally could not even he could not even actually go to the same racket
He just couldn't he had he had to like he changed it and went to a more broken racket than the other one
like she just couldn't do it
No, I don't do that, I don't be lighting it, I'm just be lighting it.
So it's balance, then.
like it like it like imagine you're sniping it and you won't even play the same
racket like it's fucking awful you mean that they mean you mean you're proving
that you're scared you're not like you're a shit player like play with the
lightning racket you fucking bitch ass
He's not he's not gonna play he's not gonna do it. I do it
Let's go!
Alright!
What's happening?
Is it break time?
What the?
Break!
Swam!
Zero!
One!
Two!
One!
Two!
One!
One!
dog shit
That that should have I do
but it's not gonna work it's not gonna work it
that's bullshit that's so bullshit
It's not over yet!
Sex R
Way to go!
Heating up!
Great match!
Advantage
Point
It's not over yet!
Sex R
Man's shot!
What a great match!
Wait, watch this!
Yo, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
the fact that it had to go to advantage is crazy.
They had to go through advantage, bro,
and it was still using a broken racket,
and you can see it was shining it.
It was, bro, it was sparkly racket
and still at the advantage, actually, sadder.
Let's be honest.
No shit.
Okay, next game, next game.
How about a real game, instead of a...
Oh shit.
That's annoying. That is annoying. Alright. Some runs, Theroria perhaps? What is that?
of the umpires
is any good
dead island too
okay
well so any any any good um
What is that?
That new Ark or is it just Ark?
What is that?
I'll be on playing around.
Okay.
the
mazes your game was that
Probably nuts.
There is absolutely no chance.
Okay, absolutely no chance.
It doesn't look terrible.
I'm good
I could try it
I can play and just finish a Thrarian. I could probably do a solo. I never finished a Thrarian
in my entire life. I played before, but not like I never finished it. Remotely installed.
of that
Mr. Cow Mr. Meow tell me something now like a big like m small just the size of
Montreal will you be watching Canada V Katara on Thursday have a great night
Mr. Cow
I'll try again I'll try this first though
He's not even out of here at all.
That's fine.
Why is this a 20?
It shouldn't be.
What?
No, it's full screen.
It doesn't matter.
It's just, yeah.
Why?
Reduce, because I don't know
The better
Chat this the red is not the red this is for window size it pulse can you see it is it's listening
A long journey to this like that all the matters is finding it and seeing her okay
Did I go bottom bottom left or something?
So what do you do with the hook?
Throw rebel claw.
space fine bubba. This is odd. And then what? I did damage.
You bring the ancient ashes, the mussy scent of stale airs replaced with pine and morning
dew.
You can almost see the outline of the village staring awake.
Remember it was the day you left this place.
You don't want to remember this? It turns you... uh, numbers... to you now.
Um, okay.
This?
What?!
Oh, come on!
We can have some vitality.
I'm going to stop the hook.
Playing everything under the sun except beating the homeless man.
Hop on that grind, buddy.
I think he's right, but we start to run, and then there's your turn to complain.
Yeah, man, that's a bit- I'm not- I'm familiar with your game.
Alex Perria is trash as what the fuck did I just watch?
So how do I go there on the left? Maybe like this? Um, um...
Um.
Wait, the hook holds on any service?
Alright, this is fucking stupid.
What about the one down there instead of- no.
I mean the mechanic is odd, no?
Wait, I can just repel down?
Well, that's like baby mode.
Wait, I can just repel down.
in there so easy. That works, that works.
What?
Alright man, okay, GG's, just forget it man, just forget it.
The hook is very weird.
XQCL.
See what I mean?
You see what I mean?
Okay, I mean, is it, is it, is it ripped?
I'm playing E, look!
I'm holding it!
Okay, it was bugged. I mean, it was actually bugged.
Okay. Okay, okay, I actually get it now. I get it now.
I just have to just send it and it measure the hook just connects it it's not like it like physics
it's like it won't like drop that onto it see that's played on sleep with the fishes
no dude look it's actually just easy
Okay. All right. Next game. I mean, I could do some runs, but I think it's a little bit
later to get started on runs though. That's not bad. I mean, it's not terrible. I mean,
I mean, it's got a lot of two hours.
I go out to 52 minutes, so the 43.
It's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
Splatoon.
Um.
Uh.
Jack.
What was that?
What is that?
Is he here?
He's nuts.
It's not been any.
That doesn't look bad.
Just play Don't Sleep in Fishies.
I should play this next time for sure.
content there. There's no way... oh man.
I don't know if you're already into a full play too, but it's midnight, he's not there man.
I'll play slow for a little bit. I'll play slow for a little bit. I'll play slow.
I think I'm going to get far without him, it's like I'm going to go far, is that, I'm
I'm not gonna go far
This is just a little progress this is a progress
Like a child's waiting from the log in the way the off streamer I I bottom I bottom a fucking it look at it
So I watch is what watches?
I
Bound a golf outfit a golf club a golf ball and a golf whistle they've got ten gold
And I built him a fucking I built him a golfing course, right?
well get me shark it's just me talking to you good also channel look what I got
Look what I got, watch this, look at this.
Isn't that insane?
That's some power world, is it?
I was so mad about no crystals that I wanted to get some crystals when I found a few of
them.
I just thought that there's no crystals.
I was the game model that I thought the game had no crystals.
I had to.
I'm gonna kill a woman now.
I think I'm gonna have to kill a woman.
I had to
I'm gonna kill a woman out. I think I'm gonna have to kill a woman
Should that be my last try right then because there's two corruptions two trans-progressions no
Or maybe I dig down here we try to go for fish souls
Yeah, the item, yeah, I hit the item, but I mean, I better do the one for free though.
That crafting thing takes a lot of farming.
There's a lot of mats.
I know it doesn't, but it does.
So where was the other...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
Okay, I need to kill three of these stones and it's gonna start man.
We're not any torches though.
Can the gaming warlord welcome the next domino to the jungle?
Pickle is pickling.
What is that?
What's up, bro?
Hope you're doing well.
Hey, come on.
Legendary BTW.
Thanks, you see.
Nice.
Just lost my UFC parlay, and where?
The Lutes?
Um...
Table Lutes, Table Lutes, as always.
I got a Ball of Hurts.
I got some rotten chunk and some bullshit
should I make it on arena I can't I can see anything though it's it's so dark in
in here and get some light yet
Oh, on the surface!
Yeah, I'll be on the surface, okay.
Please don't do that.
Isn't this too easy?
Uh, best OSC probably okay enough time.
Oh, that would have been nicer if I was a mage, but I'm not a mage.
Where are you?
Wait, didn't...
77 months any aliens are you going to play ocarina of time remake later this
year maybe probably a baby nice
ready
I'm here.
What am I doing?
Okay, so I got one shot at it at the top.
Okay, so we can never slay ever again until we craft the spawner.
That was absolute garbage, next.
And that was one shot, that was literally one shot.
He did like 3x damage and he nobody does, who knows.
He just projectile on the surface, okay, well that's my fault, I didn't know that.
Ummm...
Bloons what? Oh camera?
I'll fix it.
Uhh, yeah I think I should focus on getting some of the crystals.
Some health crystals with me?
Yeah I got this by the way.
Nasty, mandible blight. Is that good?
ass okay got it thank you I need some torches and then maybe just get some um
I'm doing good days we see more yeah torches so what red torture that
yeah what am I tortures that gel oh yeah I see I see him I see him okay
Chad what if I make more King Jelly thoughts I need gold level for the
loot to farm is that not what's learning maybe I found the head instead
Hey, it's not mad!
Holy shit!
I did the good thing and now we can do the I.
Yeah.
What up?
Oh!
Watch out, I don't know why, but now I just spawned in.
Good morning.
Good morning, man.
Good morning man. It's very morning like right now.
Yeah, my checkered.
Come to that. Okay, come to the ringer.
Yep.
Accessories give me armor and I have a long one.
Why don't you start playing Tarare today?
Literally, 5-0.
Oh, OK, bad.
OK.
I didn't even need to get like 10 eyes for a bit of a straddle.
That move that I did was ridiculous.
I didn't see it.
I'm dying somehow. Nothing will see the light if you get some heals.
Oh, it's five times.
I had to do some officer mining a little bit. I mean, I had to.
I like like ten minutes to get some more and I got like I thought like three
like almost one like next to each other
it was more like three but still
those that's all that's some dope shit if I ever cat cat
Ah, that's a dope shit if I ever...
Yeah, that's not true. That's not true.
This guy at the heart container...
And they died, so we went away.
Yep, and yep. Good practice, bro.
And it was everything. I lost everything.
We lost everything.
Fantastic.
It's a pretty good cave that I found in the desert area over here.
It's where I found all of them, because it was all stacked redness in this one hole over here.
XQC
Look at your fucking hearts, you little son of a gun
That's three hearts
I went down here
Just tell me the program, I'll try it on right now, I need it too
Oh look at my screen, look at my screen, you went down in skater
I'll give you a golf outfit as well, it's in the first goal chance then
With a club, a ball and a whistle to bring the ball back in
I'm not getting any counter-tune if I go for the whole set.
The whistles is, you are, they're standing over the whistle only.
The outfit was like a, a, a, a, a fortunate.
I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, right?
It's a ten, you know, the whistle is ten.
Yeah, we'll do this, yeah.
And, so, they're good, right?
Oh, nobody go here.
That's maybe we can make the
They what?
Yeah
That's right, I
Mean it there was a bombless one and like the golf seller
Hello!
Come on, come on!
Yeah, all set!
I didn't know either!
Medic Consher!
I'm gonna cut the good
it was in the ocean that's huge
a magic conch I think I could probably make a crown with my gold I need I would
need to melt it with a furnace.
You can jelly during the day, right?
It's just the eyeball, right?
I don't have the...
You found me a golf ball?
I'm telling you, I had to buy it.
It was medical looking.
No, it's ridiculous.
It's actually ridiculous.
I'm happy.
Very cool.
You wear the vanity out there though. It's vanity. You can just put it on for free. Yeah. Yeah, I have it on the
Nice lots. Yeah
I almost have no reason. They're cool
Okay, I need to look for our crystals
For hearts
How do you look at them? Where's the entity? It's the one that's like the house
Okay, and you put it in your armor slots in there
We're gonna mash emotive this and
What am I doing? Oh
I
Can use it the turquoise
XQCL mad love from me and the family love you my beautiful wife Kim
Okay, this is bad ass
said the golf and every every tried it not in trying it look kind of cool it's
pretty cool I might just be golfing
did you see that the course I made it no good left of the house there's like a
is like a pudding corn like a pudding thing no I'm telling you oh my god you
did what the fuck told you
but you know I didn't have an emulator and it was in there space to buy the
potter and the guy left when I got oh there is a potter yeah there's a potter
and then um did one there.
The one that checks a wedge.
Yeah, you really good.
Now looking for heart crystals,
we're looking for one now.
By the way, is there any good loot that you get out of the...
You know what I think about it?
I think we should just farm eyes.
That's a nice gold.
We just farm eyes over and over again and then we get full demonized and then it's going
to be easy.
I agree too.
I think I might have a heart stroke.
I mean, I'm going to dodge everything if I'm up there.
Should I not be the gold?
Well, we can't make the armor.
We have to kill one first.
Okay.
Should I not be the goal?
Well, we cannot make the armor.
We have to kill the one first, okay.
Did we just suck?
Do we have to kill the one with skill? That's it.
The worm? Wait, what do you mean?
The worm allows to make like a...
It allows to make the armor pretty much.
Okay.
Alright, should we kill the worm then?
We can't anymore.
I blew up all the things to spawn it.
we have to craft the spawner.
Let me ask you a simple question.
What is a worm to a goblin?
Is he what I'm saying here?
No. Is that like a goblin meant to something?
Am I the goblin?
Is this like a non-challenge?
It's nothing.
What's a worm to...
What's a worm to a goblin?
Nothing.
No, goblin beats worms.
Easily.
Alright, let's go beat it then.
I bet, I'm already like almost there, I think I 100% need it.
No, no, no, we need to build it, we need to build the spawner though.
You see it?
What do you mean by that?
Oh, we have no more of the orbs on the ground.
The orbs on the ground, they're all gone, I fucking all of them.
Oh my god!
I found your, I think I found your noodle.
There's no way, right?
I found your noodle!
I have a turtle now. Yeah, I have one myself, but I found you one for you
Yes
But it did for you myself. It makes a whole straight out
I'm just lucky
the king slime they give anything good at all not money that's it more slime
I am not
Yes, the longer anyway, oh
Shit is it the gobble thing? Yeah, you're looking don't try it now look at a spot
Let's click and then don't move it like like let it let it thinking
I
Like you the church was on a spot and that don't move. Whoa now watch this
Thank you. Oh, he could you literally could do the perfect cell hole. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. It's what it's like. Yeah, exactly
Yeah, I need to go to the mine tracks. I see him.
Watch out!
I need to look for crystals here.
I
Yeah
I already died before you wait. Yeah, I've already died. I've already respawned I've been dead
Unlucky.
Yeah.
Is there not a potion that allows you to teleport to the Blastlet Patience, that you died out?
Nope.
I don't think so.
But that's split!
Let me get that.
That's good.
No.
Okay.
Okay, I think that we're good now.
Keep in the bosses, okay.
Okay, Jesse, we cannot progress without the boss.
We have to go to Warmer.
Like, I can help you make some armor,
but that's as far as I go.
No, I think we're fine.
I'm sober, and then I'll just full demonite.
When I demonite, we'll be in my full swamp.
One question though.
Okay, okay, then do this.
Then do this.
Oh, we can't make demonite armor.
What, what, what's it?
I don't get this guy as a pet, Dick Toys.
Like, I only right-click him like I did.
Oh, it scared me.
No, I'm saying take twice you can hover over a minute says right click to pet it. Oh
That's a how do you make a the spotter for the the the warmer
Also, we just do the we can do the explosive dial a mushroom rotten chunk. Okay, what would say
perhaps uh no because if you put it above he is he goes in rage and he does
wait do we have a bi mushrooms at all
shovel job what did it look like a
crop here for us apparently
purple mushrooms we have any of these I think I call the sea I'm gonna go to the
see and it'll be faster if the reception is no it's the wrong one got it got it got it got it
yeah we we have one so don't bother okay here
i don't see any mushrooms at all zero i'm gonna make a guess you had to have you had to have played
and they don't care it's fine you had to have played four hours no bro i i bet for like nine minutes
there's so much progress what i mean progress like that progress like there's so much stuff here
you can really compare the playtime before when we started yesterday right and when i started today
and then it removed the stream time that's it
It's not that I don't get your wire, I feel like you just don't even realize it's in your head, it was 10 minutes, but in reality it was like maybe at most 15
It's night time if you wanna kill another eye, so we got fucking trolled
Okay, so I did I did the I walked the entire corruption. I found two mushrooms. I'm gonna read
15 yeah, and this is cap. This is pure cap
30 powder wait, how do you make powder wait wait wait what I mean powder
Mushroom powder don't breathe that
One mushroom fight pattern, okay easy easy easy. Okay, we're good
Guy don't know what to do with it
The food spam doesn't work right now. I just woke up chat when you have no more mushroom on the surface
Did they still spawn it?
We still spawn, okay.
A lot of machines, a lot of machines here.
Nice. When you grab them, do you want to try eyeball?
Alright, we don't have any more spawners.
Yeah, we have to have lens. We're off-trend for at least 1 hour or so.
Yeah, we have 8 brother. We have 18 lens.
How did we go on them? How did we go on them?
Now, that's the real way to check. We have 1800 at 6.
Mara.
Alright, here's all the main, uh, legs.
Make, make, thank you.
Uh, I think.
Well, I need to go, I need to go do the corruption altar.
Yeah.
Let me just talk to the main guy first.
Um, with the, with the mushroom.
Where's the guy that?
Where's Zipri?
Zipri?
I think he's up here on the top left.
Yeah, there he is.
His name is Jake right now.
Jack.
I don't like it, let's let him die.
I don't, I don't want to get you back.
Yeah.
I don't like Jack.
Like Jack?
Yo, William though
Powder oh, this is the golf guy
Powder iron he's got a driver a wedge and a putter
Where's the powder
Powder
There's a lawn mower. No, I just bought it. What I have the mushrooms in his hands. So see
Oh no, oh no
Okay, oh I have them. Wait, just so I don't make them in
At the grass you put a bottle down
No, I just straight up moved this shit out of the butt.
This shit is golfable for sure.
That's pure.
Do you have any bottles?
I had like 20, say.
In there, I saw them.
They're in there.
Got it.
Game?
I kept him down
And then I put the mushroom in it as well
Okay, I have everything we need it. Can we need lens and what else to make their eyes?
You just manned it there
of
anything happen today
not really
slow
did they repair New York?
yeah barely yeah
it was fixed in the morning
oh no I saw the haul retreat died
Yeah, it's awful
So our youtuber is
Add a spawner for the one by the way
Maybe we make an underworld and Jack does he only want to come in or not oh
That's terrible then if it's only introduction
Usually fine
And apparently it was two helicopters hitting another helicopter.
Like how do you do that?
There's so much space.
So what if I find next to a non-cropturer?
Is he gonna enrage you?
Like what if I find a non-cropturer?
But I walk the non-cropturer.
You want me to wormhole to you or I don't need to right now?
He de-spawns, okay.
Um, you can come to me right now, yeah, and have me bomb this place up so that we can
have a platform.
Can you bring some water for platforms?
Yeah, I'll bring water for platforms, and you need me to buy bombs, or not, you got
bombs.
I'll buy you a little bit of them, please.
Oh, I'd love to.
Oh, there's a ghost.
Why are there ghosts in here?
I got a ghost in here
I don't know
I see a chip sound
Phew
Bye dynamites of your dino
Dynamites, okay
I'm starting to bomb this place down a little bit
Alright, I'm on 41 dinos
I'm gonna bring the wood
No, it's just this is one another I'm not I'm not as it's with you on it. It's not with it
Yo, I've had like the sniffles slash like just easy
Interesting, maybe you're sick with something new that we don't know what it is
It's a doubt or could it be like?
I'm allergic to something now, and I gained an allergy or something.
I don't know, actually.
That's a zesty way to say I'm sick.
What do you mean by that?
What are you saying?
You know what it is?
I think it was MVP there, yeah. What did you mean by that?
Any platforms at all? I don't know, no, not.
I'm going to go chop a couple of trees, then I'm going to tell them what to do.
I could probably do it right above me. There's trees above me, there's corruption trees.
Corruption trees, I think you might make a lot of problems with that, right Jack? Or not?
No. Corruption surface is gonna cook us because he enrages, but he's getting in in a single hit of this.
I still got the copper axe, but more reliable.
Snakeworm.
Well, man, he doesn't.
Here, you have this, and this, and this, and this.
I'm gonna go home and get potions so that we could not get one down there how about that?
I bet.
I have potions on me.
I have 20 you want half of them?
Just 10.
Just 5.
5 is fine.
I'll give you a weapon that's absolutely... are you filming that?
No, I am no mannequin, I'm gonna go summoner.
I'm gonna be a summoner guy.
No, but we need a mannequin anyway though.
Okay, I'll bring a mannequin.
Hold on.
Be right back.
Okay.
Yes, yes, yes.
He will...
Enrage.
Don't listen to chat.
He will enrage on service. Don't listen to chat
Please don't that please don't that I'm trying I'm trying my best
And low key the best is working. Okay, they're dead
Okay, all I need is I need it
Minor improvements to all stats. That's good. Um, we're gonna do lemons and no lemons
With any
I miss that game yeah
Yeah, and another place. I think I'm also like that chat. We're really
Another place that gives another um food chat was the food that that that was like decent
Yeah, the top or no, you have to talk for now. Yeah, you died over there
Just stick a warm all come to me cuz I'll go there
No, Jack, I had a food a minute ago.
I tried digging down, by the way, and building on top of me so they wouldn't kill me and I just...
Jack, is that a good job?
I'm not your competitor.
Oh, we have a double jump. Must run for that.
Regen's good.
I have your bottle, by the way.
I have a Chandy and Clown bottle.
maybe Torren as well? Iron skin it? okay there is no way we fail now we cannot
fail yo I put some food in your name it was really good it was like um chat what
was it? it's chicken it
63 months with chat. The menace glitter. Don't forget to use your prime sub on
Just see SMFI on phone them grave
I didn't know I just thought of the fridge. I just thought it was for anyone
Blast play you ate it. Yeah, you ate it
I'll see it
Also, we have dynamite in here. We need that
Okay, we're good. Okay, now we can actually go
We have 56 demonio bars, that's not enough.
Jesse, I'm gonna give you an important game. Take this item, this, but it costs my nap,
but it's fucking busted, okay? It pierces the boss and it lingers, so when the boss
goes through it gets absolutely bombed. I'm gonna make you some, I'm gonna make you some
Nine stars, okay, here seven stars now eat those and then from me I
died
Yeah, I died as loud shit
What
Just Spanish on the boss
That's better than star fury I got
I hit the boss but it pierces the boss like all this later is gonna get hit by it and it lingers
Yeah, I mean that items give you a stuff very good though
Is it just is it good for boss or just these even these box in general?
It's good about it in general, but it's not it's not too crazy, but you should use it lingers
Do you have any platforms or do you want me to show you a platform in this version? Hold on.
Maybe on which.
Careful.
Is that good?
That is pretty good.
Okay, we're good. Okay, now I think we can pop on this up. I think we're ready to go.
Kat, John, are we ready to go? Do you have money on you? Because I have piggy bank.
Hide your shit real quick. Yeah, you do got gold. Here, come here.
hold on i'm going to put some pappers on him
ok can you protect me while i put some pappers on him or not
yeah
just walk up to the wall here alright
cups
that's what i get for them
they can cheat her
they're gonna, they're gonna, are there fires at all or not?
no
they're trying, we don't need it
stupid mother sucker
I think what was ready to go is actually gonna be nice and sharp is beautiful
little straight ones right here I think chat will better might to break my all
it will
oh i see that i see how the weapon works now too yeah you want to get full hit on him
oh yeah oh yeah and it does a million and it like actually oh i see it's piercing so
I want to hit and it lingers
I was gonna upload it or I was going simple the time
maybe they're putting something in the air
I mean, yeah, I know the experiment thing, I mean
yo, in this pig, drop all your shit
I'm gonna start putting very important things
in our piggy bank
because we can just grab it whenever
okay, are you ready?
I'm gonna start eating some shit
I'm gonna eat all my potions at once
Why does your arena look like the bacteria music you make in FL studios?
Any, any, any wood, any wood, if I get wood, I can probably make a kefir.
I already heard that.
I'm fucking spider-maning out of here.
Oh shit.
Yeah, you have wood or not?
I'm grabbing it right now.
I got you.
Grabbing these dead ones out here.
I mean let me be it'll use on the positive if I use be
There's a buff button
There's a healing button and a buff button
I know this I mean I built it's so nice like I can't I cook so fucking hard
Well, but is it not a torture though? You're not oh
Yeah, 400 of them. I'll give you half to win. There's no way we lose this
But we cannot lose this is that possible
Yeah, it's coming with wood and porches.
Yep, um, here is...
Where am I?
Here's this.
How do you split a sack in that?
Um, I'll do it this way.
Here.
I'll do it this way. Here.
There you go. I just gave you all of them. Now you have to split it though. Fuck.
Why did I- that went so quick.
Okay, I have the tempers.
I'm gonna have to re-bind my heal button, because my push and talk button is so quick.
We are absolutely ready like there's no way we lose now. I'm telling you we cannot fucking lose
Yeah, it's looks great. Okay, I'm buffing up. I've all about you are used
You used my pig and you put the thing in a thing. How do that buddy?
Summoning it. Here it comes.
Okay, just to finish me off, stop.
Oh, you don't die from the sky at all.
Not that bad.
But you just taught me to strap though.
Oh it's literally, you have to play this like a slither.
I see.
I love the warp all as well.
I'm out of mana. I'm out of mana.
Okay, just use your other shit then.
I'm dying.
You got this.
I need you to take it back to me and be here. You got me?
Yeah 200HP!
Wait, it's dying, it's dying!
I think it might have died!
No.
No!
Can I tell PARTY why you're dead?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Yeah, shit.
It is going in, bro.
I didn't know that.
I- I- I- I- I don't think I-
Uh, um...
Cause that was all my buffs, though.
I can't do it again.
I- I- We have no buffs for this.
Mr. Count, can I pee into your hairs, please?
Where is the banana splitter?
They're in here, bottom of this fourth potion.
They're for the chest.
At the bottom.
I see, I mean there's two of them, we could have one each.
No, don't give it to me, I'm telling you I'm useless.
You got scales, what do you mean scales, what is that?
I can't believe it, man.
We need mushrooms again now, and I don't think we could make that.
Is there any chance I can get an arena bigger?
I mean, I don't know if I was in the arena. That was my gameplay.
No. It was my fault.
But I'm down to blame you.
No, I could have killed it. I mean, it had a hundred HP.
Let's be honest. That was awful.
OK, true.
Reduces political down by how much that.
Like in Luz.
Yo ex just built my first PC so happy let's go I'm a little I had better
I didn't know dude that would have saved this I'm not here so mad
Jack so what are you doing here? I haven't seen the day bloom. I don't think we have
have they bloom do we? I've seen it they bloom. It doesn't show. It's a day bloom toraria.
I just have to take a picture of it. What does it look like as it is? Oh yeah, it's
It's a sunflower. It's ours like the yellow dandelion.
We only have millions of those.
The yellow dandelion? No, the yellow...
It's that super common yellow flower that's outside everywhere.
Yeah, we don't have a single one.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.
I got it, I got it, I got some, I got some.
Oh, an Angolith? What is that?
Angoliths? Sound familiar to me.
They blew my C1 there.
I'm gonna get all the switches we are, poor.
Spiritless Potion, we bought that.
That'll help ushern, right?
Now we need to kill the mushroom though, does he?
Because we lost the mushrooms, remember?
I actually have three oddity, wild mushrooms.
Need more than that.
Yeah, we also need to go back and actually loot on the ground.
Oh, Blood Moon again.
Can we spawn the IJ and Blood Moon?
I think we might as well do that while we're doing that.
Should I do two or three at this time?
Is Vylethorn or Sharp Fury for this guy?
Probably just start period
Yeah, do it. I don't think I know much. Yeah, yeah sells mustard powder
The lady the lady that that that like yeah that one
Bio powder by a spider we are too woman. Yeah, she has it up here. How many she's
She sells it that's one sober fifty copper each what?
Yeah
About 150
The chunk and I'll leave spawners to spawned at the boss
I need my chunks ended as far as I pass them you're blind that I fuck you
Ice chest. I don't see it. I don't see it.
skills and so it's going to go you say one watch
shadows you look up shadow skills terraria and as a wiki has a picture of
anice skywalk why is those much stronger than the blade I don't get it
My door's low!
Team in time.
This is how you get into the channel!
It's three of them five. It's five at the end
It's good it's good it's good
It's my mom that kills it then!
Go ahead, please!
Thanks!
Fuck yeah!
Oh fuck!
Sure you're doing it on my now?
Yeah sure, pop it!
Do it quick, do it quick!
I don't have time for this.
I need to buy fire arrows though, I need to buy them.
I need to buy fire arrows though, I need to buy them.
I need to buy
How my nurse coming in oh shit you're right
What do you mean?
No!
I forgot about that mechanic.
No, you hold me for that.
I'm not, I mean I'm not scumming.
Like what?
No, we were not cheating.
We should have been cheating.
Fine.
We gotta talk to the nurse.
Yeah, both better than his last.
This is a bit better.
Anyone that knows plays the game
I mean, they're in her job, they said we're shopping to do that. I mean
I'm one shot
Really?
It's all good, we did great. We got her flown. It's probably almost dead.
So she decided to move to the left as soon as I went to the healer, but she decided...
She stood up for every minute, and she ran away. Fuck it. Kill me.
I think we should put it in the box next to the wall so that we can actually do that. Bye Billy.
Oh, okay, we have a mouse 4 don't work the mouse 5 work
We really got a spot in this guy while we're up here
I'm trying to do more melee damage when it starts so that it can't cause less time.
I'm gonna go scum it.
Scum bit.
This transcendent, I stay middle level 1 and I just go through it.
This is so busted it!
Okay, you saw that? First frame, smashing, if every time you went into me?
No.
Well, this is busted it, like, I'm rolling it.
I think I'm quite percicaceous, you never know.
Yes.
Yes.
Should we do one more or not?
Nah, I don't have time, let's do a bother with it.
No time.
Okay, heard that.
I got some Demon Knights, that's about it.
But she's actually just so nice for you.
She's so nice.
Sailor Shields?
Just take two Dordesh pan pizzas and now entering alcohol with fruit.
Yeah for real, you actually couldn't flush that whole fight.
Yeah, that's all you.
Oh, thanks man.
You're welcome.
Now if I pop a chair in here, we just talk about life.
I'll check one side.
Is anybody supposed to enter a good place or not?
No.
One second I got to pull up the seat next to Carly, will you talk?
Do I craft all of them yikes?
Yeah.
She sells sunflower, not some day bloom.
I'm just gonna be real with you, I love you.
I love you too, man.
Me?
No, Carly, she's told me to leave.
That is so awkward.
Oh!
I've never watched an Andrew Tate video for advice ever.
How do I make a potions here like I have the blue now what's it at any more than the
What does it need to make iron skin?
Water bottle?
Do we have water at home at all?
57 loaths in the forest.
Excusy Elphilixon's chat.
I just gonna put it away for a sec.
Got you here in a second.
Where's the water?
The bottled water, day blue, and iron ore.
That's not gonna hit me, is it?
You can do it in a placed bottle.
Or, I'll clean it.
This is the one, too.
Oh, you're crafted, huh?
We need iron ore, too.
We can have iron ores.
Iron ores?
Yeah, you need iron ores for iron skin.
Think about it.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
Or lead. Lead is iron in this, so...
ouch i just got shot by lightning
iron skin
because i like spelunkers
what?
okay come here come here
i give you one iron skin
i just drank it
okay come here
come here
one iron skin
Why do I have so much gold in my pocket, it's like the gold is insane.
Grenades?
Grenades?
Where are your grenades?
Where?
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. We must go, we must go.
Drop your gold off in the p-bang.
I, I, I did it, I did it.
Yeah, I'm at 33 gold by the way.
Chat! I think we should just take a grenades.
Always I think. Always.
Can we just make no more grenades though?
By where?
Go go go go go!
You ready with me?
You ready with me?
Uh, yeah.
Oh.
Give it to me give it to me give it to me.
Alright.
Give me it, give me it, give me it.
Nice, it's gonna stick on him, you know?
I eat banana split and I am skittin' before fight, easy?
So I say banana split.
Well, we've got the loot on the ground after the boss.
Oh my god, oh my god, they give you a lot of shit, man.
We can do it two more times.
I got a press diva bag
What the fuck is this falling in me
Oh yeah I got a pet dude
Can we notice
Let's get it
I'm getting circled. I'm getting circled. I'm probably dead. I'm not gonna...
I was clutch
I'm rolling
one HP
he's split in half, don't die please
He's three now, three now, he looked for three heads.
Ten seconds, I come back.
I need you now, I need you now!
Alright, three.
I'm immediately dying from the shell.
Jesse! I made you!
Good fucking life done!
I- I am useless.
You can say everything you want.
If you're on my character here, you need the exact same thing.
And you still blame me, by the way.
I'm telling you.
I am fucking undergeared and shit.
I get too shot. I have to sidestep literally everything.
Or I die.
Thank you.
I
Lot of buffers, thank you
I just think box I need my bus again
But we have to go again. We have to go again quickly. Okay. I can't get I'm skinner
Only two
I use them all much it again. I give you some shit. I'll ever done
Yeah, I'm bouncing in a second
Yo, I Loki think you give me the blade I think it's better change the blade better
Yeah, give me this one, give me this one, thank you, yeah, just use the bus there.
Yeah, I'm super useless by the way.
You are solo killing this boss, you know, I don't really exist yet until we kill this
boss.
When we kill this boss, I exist.
Okay, go, yeah, go.
I need to exist, bro.
You exist, you exist, man.
I'm gonna sneeze, don't fuck, don't do it.
It was so close once again, it was so close, man.
Yeah, that last phase is fucking brutal.
Well, I'm doing a lot of damage now, I think the buffs are not good enough.
Make sure it breaks all these little tubes, so just fuck that.
Extra mobs.
It's held down here, maybe we leave it on the ground, maybe we pick it up when we do it, it's held on it.
Good idea, but open up this spot so you can do that.
It's kind of a kill spot though, so if you gotta clutch that, it's probably just open it more, huh?
Just make it easier for us.
Ready?
And, and that's very accessible, so it should be easy to grab that.
I'll let you grab that help, I'm not even gonna touch it, go!
Yep.
A little slither I owe to the middle.
It's kinda good.
Just focus on me.
How many?
How do your mounts fit?
Wow.
I'm dead.
My mount wouldn't remount it in a way.
Your mount is probably the best thing that's ever happened to this game by the way.
Like the fact that you could dash through him and it doesn't stop you unless you take damage is...
I got shadow skills though. Like isn't that what I mean? Maybe.
We can't use any of this. We can't use anything at all until we bid the bus.
Oh, okay.
You can? Oh, here, I have a Shadow Scale.
Came off of it.
Wait, where are more potions? We're out.
On God.
I need you to be able to
give me like a reset.
Hello, Mr. Dotexim asking once again.
Like if I had one hell reset, I think I could be able to beat it for sure. This is crazy. Can you welcome me to the job?
What's the cheese way like what's the way I don't die?
I think our present model was with my region Regen ring with the fence. I think this is this is how we went
This way are guarding bandit
Wait, can I say a crazy play what or maybe not you want me to survive you like what?
My little brother likes and you when you die one shot your mobs are the worst event on the mountain
I don't think you live it. Yo when there's five heads. No, you're down. There's what I did like
You don't live with my bad. I there's no shot
Okay, I think I think I think I think we do I think it's the one I don't see
Okay, I think I DPS
The head more and less the tail although we get too many sections
So spec you
I'm at the run me
We had start fishing for specular fish
There's a horse shooting that double not double jump but to read the fence though to read the fence.
Okay, and then I'll make some gesture arrows out of this.
That's me.
Okay.
Maybe deminide Vulture, says it.
Okay, I'm on my way.
Um, I have to run to you.
I'll just sort it out on you first, then.
OK, I'll see you in 20 years.
He's actually probably smarter, but I mean, I'm very smart.
No, he's gonna splatter.
you just wait on the summer bro and then I'll be carrying
I
That you get to answer
Good watch me though
Listen to me X this is how you beat it when Jesse gets low he needs to keep me back to spawn
Also, he doesn't get enraged unless you leave the corruption
There is no reason to be dead it's only one head now. I close the fucking thing two heads now
I see the health bar which means they can't despawn now right?
Oh
My god
Right there
I had to swap. No, I was sick man
But you see that the way I was segmenting it was in the body and then getting the small heads out
That was actually dank it, but I was managing the fucking the heads. It's so nice
I keep trying to keep it the one had it so we were breathing every time we split it yeah five
Heads and you can't do anything inside it. It's so much better. What is that? Jellyfish take this
Scarf?
I think we're going, I think we're going.
I think he has the enemy zone in there now. I don't want to be any more.
I'm opening up my bag.
I got a worm scarf.
Equippable. Reduces damage taken by 7.
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
You guys might be ready for Daylight Empress of Life.
Eat of the worm.
Riding remains.
Wow, I needed that. 17% damage.
Can you wish my girlfriend a happy birthday?
Did you just do a fucking DPS check?
8%?!
Nah, fuck you, bro. No shot you just put on a DPS check.
But you're almost gonna advocate by this world! Bro, the terrain was out of DPS to you.
Okay, but if you take the duration of the time, 2 minutes and 50 seconds, right?
the zone now we can actually get the stop up so we killed him and now what
that meteor drops the material that lets us make the thing to make the demonite
you use the right now reduces damage taken it quick warm scarf
I got to grab these scales before he does.
Equipment in what slot though?
Where is it?
Origin Bandit.
Okay, we need to make all of them at night, right?
Yep.
How do we do that?
So you go to the oars, you make all the bars that we can.
Overall, I think we have a lot of demonites.
Yeah, we should have demonite for full gear.
Okay, we have exactly a 268 bars of demonites.
We should have the next full gear.
And I have 44 shadow scales.
How many shadow scales do you have?
Wait, we don't have any scales for this?
65.
Yeah, but we have enough.
I
Helm chest legs
Yeah, I didn't go this better
Almost just creeped
How much just built it? Oh, you already did build it
Okay, this is a very good moment to play. You can actually move it and play the game probably now.
Okay, I just need legs. I don't have materials for legs. I need one. I literally need a singular shadow skill.
Uh, gun to me? Gun to me? Ah, 14. Yes. On the ground.
Hey, Mr. Captain, I get a welcome to the jungle.
yes yes oh my god I'm not fucking trash anymore dude right okay I might even
pickaxe now now we need to go to hell and get um meteorite bullshit or no no
we need to get meteorite bullshit then make a pickaxe then go to hell the
health stoner so what's for a chat me the right stuff or health stoner me dice
for art is for magic okay you say I looted some stuff like chat there has
be a bit of combo of stuff that I can get.
Meteor. Wait, did we go to the meteor yet?
Oh, we need Tinker Zigen. You have any Tinker?
Where's the... I'm just gonna go to it now. Is it above where he died?
Take your boy, um, and I gave you the boy?
Yeah.
And just send him down to hell like this I'll do it as well like this should be able to go to hell
I think
Wait he's going the wrong way wrong way. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to fix that. I actually don't know
No, no, we need to find me the right. We need to find me the right first. No, no, no, no, we're doing that
I forgot we're not doing all that
I'm putting him to hell you had a year's just like a weird one remember we still need it motherfucking
hard crystals so we can look through the walls down below I'll probably find most of that
No, I don't think there's any that sounds under that layer
Yeah, I like my double jump, but oh
We can make spelunkers when I get back up. I know I'm gonna go my own I'll give a shit. I
Got the turd of going full speed
I
Chat
Excuse you. No need the advice. Yeah, we're gonna be kicked out. That's not true
I actually get a lot of advice that I actually need from the chat. It's like it's not you well
It's everybody ever sure you get some that shit like it. Well
Like I'm a sleeper outfit though. I got the golf outfit on but in reality. I got this. I know under the house place the
I'm looking for heart crystals as I go down it
Yo, maybe the best way to do with it is just keep doing that
Keep going down in places and looking through the walls
making a bunch of holes that lead down and it's the longering and then looking through the walls
Can have one sponky
Yeah
Cuz I'm gonna I need to catch up on hearts as well. You have like double my hearts
That's just not true. You have the same amount. I have one two three four five six seven eight
It's coming me now. I'll give it to you. I
Don't see any hard crystals. That's not a chest down there
where's meteorite where is it wait we want we want meteorite I thought we were
skipping there
I mean I'm not as well bro you go turla and then I go meteorite
It's just one meteor as well.
I'm not going to make it, I'm going to summoners.
Chet, these guys are so slow.
wait a minute
you need obsidian armor
walk hand
my brother, I might be him
if I get this
what do you mean?
obsidian armor, I remember that being like
such a
when I was doing summoner last time
I remember obsidian armor like just
changing everything
the chest exploded so
I found an unconscious man named Jerry
And I
What the fuck attorney, oh Chris so far man. He just gave me defender medals
Wait a minute, brother, is this guy going to live with us?
Oh, he's dead.
I found a meteor.
Wait, dude, this guy, I just found a guy that only sells things with defender medals.
And it's like, like crazy looking gear.
is there anything in the, is the shit going to be, is it going to be safe now?
No, he looks at that. So his name is Dan Mueh.
It's Trash Looch.
I'm getting full meter right. Dang, I'm gonna make it to the normal.
Still no heart crystals, it's just lame.
Why is there a channel around here?
I don't want to use it to the normal until I get the D summoning thing, right?
Solder on to this
Does that that be great exploded they don't actually blocks
It was the right I'll see
I see
I can't, we have no wormhole potions and you need spectral fish, so you gotta find more
in chests.
Or we gotta fiashe.
I kept stepping on the meter right now.
All I need is a milder matchup.
With the Jesse.
Well, I think we have the cinnamon of HV.
No, here we go.
Jesse had at least three more than me the other day, and I got three.
You have four more than me.
Which isn't that much.
You have more than me.
I don't understand, am I not able to mine this meteorite?
I did, I can mine it, I just keep dying to it, am I getting trolled or something?
Is there any vision to exploring?
i have a reason that you want it
it could be
would be
You want that you have to beat inside
It's a van the item
Park is all
What's that?
So is that
I
Think in the end that thing
It goes to blue.
Oh, it shows you where good loot is, bro.
I know, but I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I have to go to my boy.
I mean, he's been chilling.
The dog is hollering.
I'm a hippie here, I'm a hippie doing here.
I see, I see, I see.
I'm getting sick and tired of this uh no cloud bullshit like I'm playing my cloud back in
Way to the play the game with that with the cloud and not the cloud
Is he the fur? Why? Is he the fur?
What does that mean? Is that summoner a thing?
Anything summoner grab?
I literally don't have to do anything at that point with summoner.
Yeah, I have the fur here your furry
That's why it's much online you're furry. I don't think that only it's an insult to me now. I mean, you know
We need the goblin it we need the goblin it chat we need to have a hunter potion to see
for the goblin it
I'm about to make a screengublin, huh?
Oh, that is good.
That is good.
If anything, you're a furry.
You probably have one of those, uh, those plugs that have a tail at the end.
What?
What?
Whoa.
exists. I saw it at your house. Right.
Look at what I'm getting. I'm getting infinite.
Look, there's chests everywhere, man.
Keeps spelunking. I'm getting this entire meeting.
Like this, but the only thing that is insane is that this is actual normal luck, compared to this, isn't it?
Maybe that means...
Now I need to go kill the bee. No, no, no, I need to go to helpers. And then I go to bee.
Oh, I drowned!
Don't do that.
That is so fun.
I got this entire meat, like, crashing to death, I'm gonna sell it.
I have a furry boots I know for value on those what do they do I know they're free boots
I don't care what they are if they're good stats I'm wearing them and I'm putting them in
yeah what am I gonna plug in that says plus one a hundred hp yeah I mean yeah
Yeah, how's it going? It has to.
Another chest again!
Meteor helmet. Yeah, but that's not better than what I'm wearing right now.
Why do I want this for the city, right?
Oh, Jesus.
I'll ask for it.
Violent?
Is that good?
is that good it's a bit better
Yeah, I think I'm ready to go, mom.
I'm confused okay, so they said yeah, I'll give you two I'll get you here fingers
Yeah, listen, listen, I'm actually oh, thank you. I was kind of confused about this
So this guy you saying go to the meteor for obsidian armor, but
City armor is the Hellstones in the hell
Huh
This guy's just a troll
I have meteor armor, but I shadow armor is better. No, no, it's obsidian. It's obsidian
Yeah, I know but we have to go to hell for that and make health stones
I can make meteor armor which set phone a space gun costs zero mana
That's all he does
He's the blizzard double jump wait a minute
And then you check for that exam. I'm done with so much loot that we're actually on full on chests
So what does blizzard do though blizzard it
It's higher jumps
Did you see this guy by the way with the eyebrows?
What's nice selling now?
I'll go check the first thing. Let me just get some potions
It's a bunch of things that I don't understand. It has to be a new guy. I don't never check is it is it hunter?
I thought we had hunters
Oh, I see it's silk
Yeah, that's what I thought. Some meteors has nothing to do with anything.
I don't know what it's about.
Jesse, where are the 100 potions?
We forgot.
Oh, we should definitely have those. I never used one.
Oh, they're in here. This chest right here, there's one in this chest that I'm hopping on.
Yeah, I need that place.
Okay.
So, chat, next set is what you have to go down to the hell and get some hellstone?
Yeah, hellstone for me, massive.
Or can we kill B? Is killing a B possible?
I mean, we can kill a B but I think it's kinda worth it now. I don't think it's a priority.
If we kill B, I get summoning B staff. Then we go hell, I get obsidian armor. Then I'm the carry. Right?
B will be a lot easier to kill when we have a house stone gear.
Okay, I agree with that. I have a hell tube going down it.
oh no yeah I don't have my shoe anymore oh my turtle died to walk to him
no why he dies he died well I love him I love him water forever earlier yeah
you just drown there's a bit at the bottom of my pit there's just a water
and then just a bunch of loot where he must have lived for about maybe ten
how long can a turtle breathe underwater? like a day?
mine, mine until I'm forever
he gave me a defected turtle bro
I am just to give you I'm I'm on second bar of health now
I'm about the same, but plus one
Well, you can't know that I was just I was just sniping so I mean
Yeah, I am
Ali I use a hunter button here to that Ali the goblin is gonna be here
Yeah, look, you weird for lying, though. What's weirder, sniping or lying?
Well, sniping is lying by default. No, I was, no, I was truthful about sniping.
Yeah, but you were so apt for your sniper. But if I didn't ask, you're lying by omission.
Bro, I literally can't, I'll be looking at your screen, I'll say, yeah, that's it.
I have to go more down a minute.
Ah.
What's interesting about this game is that I never jump down unless I don't have my
shoe.
I only go down that I can't I actually can't
Well, no what we need I think is um, there's a couple blades that I want they needed
I already made the Hellblade it yesterday. So Hellblade is done. This is the one is done it.
Uh, uh, uh, Niter is done it. What else do we need it? Into the blade it.
Okay.
Necklace, which one?
And armor pants, is that not good?
Oh, the dungeon, we need to go to the dungeon.
Chat, is dungeons good for us to do now?
Galington time?
No, no, no, the dungeon.
It's a temple.
I'm in temple.
Okay, let's just get up to the infirst.
We get up to the infirst.
Folks, they're just looking on to the infirst.
And then we do temple, we do dungeon, we do B.
Also, if I need to find a way to put some water
down here so that we can get to the zidion.
I need to send David down here. Oh, that's a weird name. I just thought I'd run to me
and I thought about that. Why? Okay, when you're given a name quickly, it's um...
Oh, it's juicy, high excuse me, what happened to your hair?
It looks like you dipped it in vanilla ice cream.
Banana split looking ass.
And why the fuck is everyone spamming low?
I found the Tim!
So what does Tim do?
Kill them.
and
Shravan anger
Jesse I got your chibita
you got me in mount?
Yeah, that's your man. I got you. Yes. Yes.
Well, I've been literally coping about that since the beginning.
So if I die with them out,
it is.
I cannot see any help any help on your stomach.
Why do you have to find that?
That's like a perfect coat.
Fuck.
Deeper.
Oh, at the bottom layer where the boss is at there.
I'm not going to be excited for the eaves.
You're annoying.
I help on the digs, it's gonna be faster.
Oh, we have to make the armor, either Hellstone or Xenoblidian mixed together.
I'm going to hit the bottom layer.
It's taking forever man, I hate to shit.
You're way further than me now.
this thing forever man I hate this shit
by the way, here there's a lot of pots that need to bring the pots, like there was some
There's some shit in there. You might need to check the forage.
Okay.
Oh!
My toilet's rolled, my toilet's rolled, my toilet's rolled.
No.
Why did he do that?
Super troll.
I don't think I have a bleeding skin, do I?
Do I?
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's really cool that you decided to turn your turtle.
Two blocks to the right.
Okay.
Make one, I don't have any water balls though.
That makes no sense.
I'm living to be I'm ready to go on top
I'm missing before I got my all that was
oh my god
I
Know I was doing so good
I got my cheeks like that something I'm gonna say
Six gold lost unlucky go down my hole try next to the base so much better
You know I'm on my way to my little though. Oh, no, I don't need to go to try going down your hole
it is
It ain't right. Yeah, check out my hole. Go to my hole. I tried going down your home. It is just not right
I want to make a potion check it out make potion of the thing
Guide
And it's really I think we need to be grass for that
We had it
Okay, I'm ready to go down
I'll get some bans, I'll get some bans, where?
That's not too bad, okay I'm going on a hill, no no I don't need you, I don't want to rush
It's a wrong hole.
It's a wrong hole.
You went down the wrong hole, yeah.
Look at me on map, it's exactly that hole.
Uh-oh, I fucked over.
Yeah, what the fuck was that over there?
I'm not going around here.
That's a hole though.
Is it in?
It's a fairy!
It's a green fairy!
one
one
one
two
three
four
three
four
five
three
five
I think I'm at the wrong place if we're digging but it's okay.
No, it's not okay.
You can't go 1400 fucking meters down my hole and start changing the correct way.
Well I mean I'm draining the lava out of there, I'm getting the lava out of there anyway so
we'll help you anyway.
Okay, so your gun doesn't become powdery again, you know what I mean?
So what do you find in Hell's Zone?
Isn't it just some boxes? Or am I a trip index?
In Hell I know what I'm saying, but where though? Like, where do you find it in?
I'm under the lava.
Oh, so we definitely need small key.
Okay.
You think I'm only at, I have to go down, I have to go down.
Cause I'm wasting my life zed in
I'm really not seeing any of that chat
This is gonna cause a shift storm down there
I made it.
Is it that shit?
Is it this?
Oh, it's fairy keeps following me.
Is it trying to tell me like to follow it?
Oh, yes, it does.
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
Where are we?
I'm jamming to any jam.
Like 600 or something like that.
I'm getting harassed by a bunch of bitch assholes.
that's out
it's where we're now to
I'm not sure.
Maybe a little key.
Can you not build in here?
You can't build?
I see fireballs over there.
Bowser.
I'll get the other herbs to make it right there.
I can find them down here again.
Is this turtle thing like a newish thing?
I've never seen this.
Yeah, I knew it.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
I'm not crying.
My hole, my hole is good.
The hole is good.
You're good.
It's perfect.
Who is you?
Who is your?
I'm not good.
We're not good.
Nobody's good.
It's perfect.
We're good
I need to make some more
I can make you want to get knock it I was gonna make you one but I can't
Are you're chillin I put it in it's essentially you found your our golf shit entity mining
potion okay um mining yes he just asked if he's told was good I mean it is good
It's voluptuous shots
I don't have any money for it. No
Yeah, we've asked them
I'm gonna I'm gonna
Wait, mine with dynamite?
Is that a good job?
Go with dynamite?
Yeah, I get Billy in here and start making a farm.
He cats?
In this portion there.
Wait, I can mine invisible.
Hold on.
I'm gonna fight at it. I get my name visible.
Where?
Where? Got it.
Ivy chests.
They're good about it.
XQC.
That is dead.
But we're all the way and my hole works perfectly, so it's a perfect straight path.
All went out to the actual hell hell, not just hell.
Make sure you jump, make sure you jump at the very end.
Did I have?
I have more shumon.
Grab me up.
I have horseshoe man!
Why would you put a fucking thing at the bottom?
oh yeah
okay i'm invisible okay now i need to mine like asap i'm invincible invincible invisible
i brought my my invisibility for norsen
Obsidian potion
Yeah. Okay, gotcha.
Chammelry, amulet again, it is for triple set.
If you say Jesse's whole five times faster than mine, I'm saying Jesus has risen.
100%
You got all that right?
This is an obsidian tool
Oh, I should make an obsidian tool immediately
So that it's not a good thing in stuff
That's your fault is that is demo's actually though
Yeah, I think if your food smells bad and you shouldn't even cook it, you go to a smeller,
and it's not worth it, it fucks your house up, like it gets into the walls and shit like
that, you know what I mean?
I like the taste of it, so if it just ruins the whole house for like a whole day, it's
Yeah, I mean, yeah, but even though it has a permanent effect that just not that it's not that big
You see we needed to get a obsidian
Yeah, I am on the case that I'm gonna make an obsidian breathing
No, no, no, no obsidian it like water and then it's not lava like not the one I'm getting in now. Oh
Oh you want just a hobby I mean okay Roger because you need that to make it
the bars it's half a half of it. Okay, okay, I'll go with you.
Eventhough your room roll, it'll always leave a snub behind it.
It really does, like some of my cabbages, lingers, buck, forever.
What do you mean no? Yes it does, it gets to you.
No, it gets into the fucking walls, man. Are you stupid?
My dad, like growing up, my dad was a big fan of pea soup. I'd wake up and just know like, fuck.
He's cooking pea soup in the crock pot. G.A. G.A.'s.
Yeah, I want...
Never had like ham and...
Oh, okay. Cool idea. Never had ham and pea soup.
No.
No.
Yeah, that's quite.
That was quite.
Okay.
I don't think anybody's here now.
Oh, do I have now?
230.
This is excruciating to mine all this shit out of there.
This is excruciating to mine all this shit out of there.
Yeah, that's 10 for each kid.
I mean, we have some, I think, for, um, for, like, Christmas or some shit, I don't remember.
Yeah, that's like a Christmas, yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that.
Yeah, like a Christmas thing.
I'm pretty sure it's a magic.
Yeah, of course, over here it's like big. It's like a big thing. It's like part of our culture
where I'm from. All the Christmas stuff, we do a little bit more than that. It's like more like a year
around it well you know me and you actually share a lot 64 months since my
birthday oh yeah 100% because it's to it when installed again done it yes we
share a lot of same like
no they invaded it yeah they did look at that here I'm gonna do I'm gonna make a
a passage that isn't in lava so I can do this without a potion in it.
I think it's a good thing because I think that games have money and they bring a bunch
of money over here.
Oh yeah, of course.
Oh, it turns into lava.
And I built downer.
Is this in master mode?
Let me ask you something here.
Is there a way to make obby without having to do the digging in holes?
and I put a water source in my inventory somehow or no.
Uh, as a child of this.
Fuck it of water. I heard that.
Why is there just people saying no, no? I think they just don't know at all.
Fuck these game masks.
I died!
I got a buck.
My buck.
The eyes are useless, right?
Like, there's no reason now to kill eyeballs ever.
I'll remember when we were there.
Like, we don't have to kill the eyeballs, like, pretty much.
Okay, no, come back, come back, come back, come back!
Give me your position!
Please.
Yup.
I don't have much, by the way, here.
I just started this
Yeah
Where's it? Where's the rest?
Yeah
No, no, there's something in the chip. I think I had some other in the buckets
Maybe I dub it in the chest and see where it goes
You guys got a bucket of water just get fucking rocks. Let me go. What do you go?
No we have none of fucking dog shit motherfucker.
Can I see a house on that I want?
Oh my god not bad!
46 not bad!
Why did it say Jesse left a crater though?
That's just weird.
Wait, that's my death thing.
Well, hold on, I'm confused.
Why don't you make the armor?
You have to make an anvil?
Molten it.
That one on top? Molten it?
Pickaxe, is it worth it though?
I don't think it's worth it. Some bullshit.
I can't make it anyway.
Okay. Where?
If it's not quick, I'm betting I run in check.
I don't really want to be banned.
I didn't ask.
Okay.
What am I doing?
Man, where is my fucking brain at? Jesus Christ!
No, I'll be popped. Why do you think I'm going down there?
To get...
Firebloom!
We're cranky. We're cranky. Um, fuck, I completely forgot about that.
I could have at least said it, that's fucking useless and terrible, c'mon, really?
We did?
Oh.
Okay, but you could have told me to not ignore you.
No?
True.
Like.
Is that going on this, sir?
And then say that, you know what I mean?
Exactly.
And then...
Seven gold in the lava!
What?
Oh, a sandworm.
At a time like this?
Oh
A sandworm at a time like this really
A bazillion piano
Yeah, so that I am I'm gonna summon her straight summoner shit. Although there's some cobwebs that builds it into our thing and that makes it sort of we don't
Yeah, yeah, I know I got all fixed it
So our hole is not really a hole is it
It just gets cobbed. No, no, no, there's a plate on the ground. But man, you know fuck this. I'm done
Well, because my hole I'm also doing I'm getting your obsidian here take your obsidian
Really?
Yeah, I got
I'm getting a hundred no no I know where I know we're tooling I'm out here getting
a hundreds of health a health donor you're giving me 20 a pop yeah in the worst part
this is I'm trying as hard as I can this sucks man
there's a spider in our shit yep saw him saw him as I was coming down out look
he's scary yeah we need a break we need a break we need a break I'm doing I
I rolled him a lot, I gotta look up early.
IRL?
Oh cool.
Yeah, stairs are down.
You're gonna IRL with Sierra?
Yeah, he's here.
What the heck?
Tell me about it.
Oh, Twisted.
It's seriously dangerous here.
I did it again!
Now I'm dead in love, I won't for what reason!
I give up, I'm done.
Do you want me to off stream mind obsidian because I'm bound to just keep playing?
Oh yeah, we can do anything, yeah?
Oh, see I can't even off stream, you're the only off stream guy actually, I think about
it.
Hold on, let me just go here.
I can never get out.
I can never get out.
Hold on.
Elm, is that much?
Wait.
Wait a minute, I just had a fucking genius.
I have enough of the whole set in.
I figured everything out.
I have full set in.
I'm full molten.
Yeah, am I immune to a long as well or not?
Why not, man?
built here you built this right you had to
obsidian skull yeah you look sick I know
it looks like a santa is that the is
that obsidian armor uh yes and then it's
a hellfire okay me ups me obsidian
By the way
Wait no wait wait wait was this a civilian me obsidian armor because so it's better for summoning
I'm gonna be a similar that dog should know what
Was that again
It is open. I'm going to just drop water straight down, by the way.
What the fuck is this?
Where's the closest water?
Okay, I see it.
92 months. Wow. Hold on. Let me save and I do this first. Yeah. Hold on. I don't
Don't end the game, don't end the game, don't end it.
Did it end it?
No, I don't know.
So right now I'm dropping water straight into hell.
Um, you're not a server.
Is it?
Yeah, you are, we're just not on the same team. You gotta go to red team.
I'll do an old thing if I'm going to play chat, but that's way later.
Yeah, I will be live tomorrow for IRL early.
I'll call you here for now.
I'll do a little Gemma with Jesse.
If you want to.
OK, take your time.
Guys, if I enter Lich, it's going to be a good day.
OK, I don't know what time.
Maybe I could say...
It had to be pretty early, because it was so light.
It was so light.
Hopefully that's it for today.
I'll do a bit of gambling on tiktok.com, so that's what you see.
She won't be live right now, it's already live.
But yeah.
Now I'll work with them all.
But I'll also work with you.
And she can't promise I'll apply, so we're gonna apply now.
Okay, I'll be on track.
No plans, that's all right?
Dude, I think it's yours for now, I think it's gonna be great.
You'll be a good idol.
I think Sears got it.
No, he's strong.
Yeah, he's got that shit on him.
OK.
Yep.
Jack, take care.
I think he's hanging out.
I think he's leaving, Jack.
A little bit of a reason today, but tomorrow will be fun.
Bye-bye.
Yeah.
Yeah, happy.
All other things good with Jack.
Have a chat.
Most of the things that I was talking about
are being social and up.
Lookers, viewers, followers.
on twitch on all platforms on twitter, i'll be there on twitch, this is the end of today
but i think this is not the end entirely, this will be on twitch but uh yeah anyway
to the day chat twitch chat bye, this is about chat, bye for the rest k.com, see ya,
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