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You could see there was something and everything about you
It just like it moves odd like do it off putting in then it fix the animation which I would have to fix the animation
Come at me. Oh my god.
I told you! I told you! All my days! Senegal!
I told you!
I told you!
Come back!
I told you!
I told you to come back. They coming back. I told you they coming back
And I told you they coming back
Jack it's a bubble to strike it for people to be able to train because yeah when checking out it was like it was like
Top animation and it looked pretty decent, but it was still rudimentary, right like you can't you can't deliver that I
Was everything about it like you can't deliver a scuffed frog in a current year
I was I was go for Senegal how many goals we had
Like three
Jack I can't say the highlights I was the other of the good games
What a lot of people don't realize is like sometimes my eyes will be a little squinted what a lot of people don't realize is like
I have
Incredibly bad eyesight in my right eye like borderline blind without my contacts for me to be able to see I squint really hardcore
My right eye without my contacts so in a lot of older photos
My right eye is like basically closed and it looks very weird and so like people be like oh
It's soulless as a motionless when he smiles and that kind of stuff sometimes
I don't know what they mean. I don't think that means I think people mean that when he does the thumbnail pictures
way that he's smiling, like a bottom half of his face and the middle of the top one.
And then he goes this like, I have that's what I mean, I think you are.
Hands up for those, if you please put your hands up, those of you who welcome the band.
Hands up for those who welcome the band.
So this just gives you an idea, I think it's pretty fair to say that most of these students
there, 11 to 14, most pretty disappointed with the band.
Let's just come over to you, Isabella.
Tell me how you felt when you heard the Prime Minister say,
no more social media for you.
I didn't think it would actually happen.
I kind of believed that he'd chicken out of it
and give it more time or more consideration.
But he seems pretty sure of it.
And I'm not sure if I agree with him.
Chad, you know what, Chad?
Yes, if they didn't tell you, there's like a guinea pig,
that the UK for like social media studies,
because then we'll see a population
that social media exists, but they don't user have it,
and see how it impacts the social impacts with friends,
with acquaintances, with their links with old friends,
whatever, and how that kind of plays out in that context.
But then we'll be able to tell.
Not being able to contact my friends.
I don't know what will happen and how it will happen
or whether if there's some technicalities
to what apps are restricted,
but I use most of my social media
to contact my parents and family.
I think it's reminding people.
She's speaking English in here.
What was your screen time over the weekend?
Nine hours.
Nine hours.
So suddenly you're gonna have a lot more time to fill.
And what will you do?
Stay at a wall.
yo yo this doomer Jesus Jesus chat that was gonna witty yeah she's quick with
it and to fill and what will you do stare at a wall holy shit got him
check back in Asia we used to play in the street we used to play to play the
streets we would go out and place a street hockey or like dodge ball shit
like that. You play tag. We would play hide and seek tag. Hide and seek tag is better than
everything else. So you go to a butcher friend in the forest and you do hide and seek tag.
When you find somebody you have to go and touch them.
Every parent wants the best for their kids. That's what being a parent means. And for
For me, for my two kids, all I've ever wanted, hand on heart, is for them to be safe and
for them to be happy, and the rest is up to them.
But you know, I think back to when I was growing up, and I have to say, I think we had it easier.
These days kids have to find their feet in a world that changes so quickly, where technology
intrudes into every area of their lives. And we know that harms them. The response from
parents in the consultation has been absolutely clear. Thousands of parents say their children
are addicted to social media. It can leave them trapped in a cycle of endless scrolling
that displaces play, sleep and time with the family because it harms their mental health.
frankly parents need our support on this. That is why today.
It's unfortunate you have guys, it's because parents are good parents. That's why they don't
regulate screen time. They don't put the phone on the ground and they're coming up to it. Listen,
when you would come to the table for dinner, no phones. You know, if I was a parent,
you know, I don't know if I, you know, no phones doing family time. You know, it's that simple man.
and you have buckets, you don't have buckets, right?
And as soon as you cross the line
in between the stairs and the living room,
you have to put the phone in the bucket.
Because if I'm there, maybe I'll give you all my attention,
give me all your attention, you know what I mean?
The government has decided to ban social media access
for children under 16.
It's a big step for our country.
Now, it's not an easy thing to do.
I'll be honest.
We haven't rushed into it. We've got carefully at the evidence and we'll have to adapt our approach as technology change.
Learn from other countries which are taking similar steps.
And it's fair to say that this decision has been resisted and it will face resistance from some of the most powerful companies in the world.
But we will take them on and we will win.
And we will win.
When what?
Because the need for action could not be anything.
When what?
Social media is making our children unhappiness and unsanitary.
And as a parent, I could watch the game.
I just can't let that go on anymore.
You recently got me into Sandraiders.
They are doing a platest with the entire tech tree unlocked BTW.
I don't know if you've tried it out again before release.
They deserve a fairly safe childhood.
Fair Britain.
Yeah, I think these will make people unhappy.
Shout out to the producers of XQCL.
I think these will make people unhappy,
necessarily, and they'll end up changing it back later on.
And it'll just feel like deliberately harmful,
but maybe I'm wrong, I don't know.
know I guess I guess those in the future right you know those who got affected
by it will have a short end of the stake yeah that's how it's gonna feel I'll
be honest that's my prediction maybe it's negative yeah I'll give you shit
okay someone named the fish alive before it comes to Spain not to win this is
Keppel Verde members and odds it's right just cashed out for a lot of percent wait
Wait, he actually went up?
Wait, what?
Wait, Camel already won?
Wait.
Oh, he did it.
He did a, um...
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
So then not to win.
Interesting method.
Holy, is this Tony Hawk?
Why like me?
Holy!
I'll say I want...
Jack, what are these comments?
They're going to have access to a $300 billion reconstruction fund. True or false?
Well, and that's the sort of thing they could have access to funded by the Gulf Coast Coalition
so long as they honor their end of the obligation.
I think that one of the things you're going to see, Ed, and people have to be skeptical
of this, is that the hardliners in the Iranian system will overemphasize the benefits that
Iran gets while under-emphasizing all the things that they have to concede and all
the things they have to provide.
I don't get it.
You know what I mean?
For what I was just saying?
Well, we've got these benefits.
So we absolutely are open to the Gulf Coast countries investing in the recon...
Oh, again, it's like you get business if you do that and because they know that they're
not going to do it.
And then basically it's like nothing's going to happen because they don't do it so they
don't get the payouts.
Let me get...
I mean, that's like...
Instructional.
Why don't get the money out of this?
I don't know anything about any of this.
Faran ends their nuclear program, ends their enriched stockpile of material and it's really
open to an inspection, an enforcement regime that gives the American people confidence they're never
going to have a nuclear weapon. So I think the dance you're going to see, Ed, which is going
to be interesting, is the Iranian media, especially the Harvard media, they're going to talk about
what they're doing without talking about what they did. Would you like to talk to Dr. Dock here again?
Yeah, he's nice.
It's important for all of us to correct that record.
Um, yeah, interesting.
I mean, uh, Jack, I think this is more complicated than just, than they could say on the news.
Like, it's, it's a laboratory.
Check, just like, like, uh, watch a video about enriching uranium and shit.
Like, it's complicated, you know what I mean?
Blyah, blyah, blyah.
I thought your language sounds like a video of having a stomach.
Jack this is not a cerebral palsy mode compared to the real English England the real the real English
Just see the emote is not real palsy
They actually use a more about guys it's not I guess it guys it how could it be cerebral palsy?
Chad doesn't, the character in the program has cerebral palsy, and he doesn't do any of that.
Dude, then he's holding it, then he gets bikes, and he bikes it, and then he's like a bike gang.
It's actually just like...
Holy...
Now they're rolling deep with the bikes.
So either way, I help it.
Show me, show me a helmet. You know what I mean?
I mean.
Is that real?
Yeah, it's like Rocket League!
Oh yeah, the odd ball in the RP, yeah. I mean, yeah, that's a classic.
Chet, isn't that ball like, like client sided?
Um, it was offered to leave the U.S. and return to Mexico early with the first match of World Cup.
But I decided to spend that in California, but I was told that the match, I must immediately get on a plan for 140 matches with T1 in Mexico.
Coach and me, as they do early in the U.S., but I, I, I, Chet, what does that mean?
I think that's perhaps the most oppressed in the World Cup.
So what does that mean?
Alright.
Is it USA pushing them out or what?
Also why?
Well, I'm clueless because I don't know why they would do that for an Olympic championship like that.
I think a sports event should have been to do with politics.
Like if you're a sports team, what do they have to do?
What do they have to do with politics?
Like it's just done, no?
XQC, what happened to the McLaren W1?
I'm telling you, it's coming out later on.
It makes a lot of a double.
I can't watch this.
Chad, Chad, maybe I go to, maybe I take a flight.
You have to take a flight back to my old house.
Let me think about Texas.
Holy shit
Chases a cut down a good cut in highlights that I'm gonna try like the whole things
Yo, yo, yo, yo, check. That was like that hurts, though.
Ooh!
Ooh!
I was surprised. Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna put a few words on him.
That gives us a good chance to check in with the coach.
Do Thomas do what he said.
All right, now Diego, he is definitely hesitating.
Now what happened?
I think he's proud he wasn't dead.
He's still having some bad luck.
And this week, he was just poised yet confident
and not surprised to see him get off to a good start.
And we've seen Diego Lopez in some big spots.
We saw him at the spear.
Own your money at exodus.com
Holy shit
Yo
No, I respect that stop blocking and post our twang hands. We could have been anybody's game
Diego Lopez drives
Oh my
Right hand lives
Another left foot lives
And Garcia is
Oh no he lost the next one
Diego jumps on top of him
Some browning pound
But I mean it was the left hook
Just welcome me to the jungle
Oh my
He's trying to take our
Diego Lopez
And Steve Garcia
Like I said he's such a dog
That instead of trying to wrestle
Raport do something to grab him
He just kind of picked up on him
I'll be happy
That was a massive mistake. Diego Lopez with a huge finish in this fight. I mean that first round went bad for him
Good referee
Holy shit
Oh that must be hard
I
It's so long away
Yeah, yeah, I don't like to hit with their fingers like this
Oh
If I would again shouting, I think blue suit guy
The only man to beat him in mixed martial arts is a real contender in Reignier Derritter
and he felt bowed in that that was a good barometer, declaring the winner by TKR Bonnet
Hall.
Okay, I guess.
Well, it's Joe Whoopi, who's 29, Michael Chandler is a man who's a bit too short of a ball.
Yo, this guy's piped it.
This guy's fucking...
This guy's shaped piped it.
He pronounced Richard Gavis, three and a half inches.
Jesus.
tonight's social media poster brought you by threads for conversations happening
inside and outside the octagon take it to threats
this is a weird build huh
some fans wondering about if Chanyeol would wrestle at all
well it looked like he just took a shot down he was almost unsure
but whether or not he wanted to get a take down
so he's got a weird build huh
like a cold run I think he's at rinse after sure
I was not presenting a stationary target, all of a sudden I came to the body of my roofie.
Okay, okay, I mean...
I had an opportunity to get a ticket.
You can see what Chandler's trying to do.
He's trying to get in.
You didn't have the wrench, he's trying to get in.
See?
He showed me to get in there.
But at some point he's got to commit, or it's a bunch of fakes that don't really matter.
It's why it sucks like adding a big rigid... Oh!
He's gonna try again with a push and put it against the...
Oh!
Jesus
Gee that your dead body was crazy
Yeah, this is strikes hard
Yo
Jack, Jack, he's got so much power, like what the fuck, Jack, I think he's got so much power.
He looks like he winds up and bang, like he cranks it.
Dude.
Dude
Oh, I'm going to keep going
I'm going to keep going
Oh!
Dude!
Oh my god!
This is great for the Black Beast and Derrick Lewis.
Yeah, all the muscles all crisped up, man.
Harrison, taking the last guess.
Certainly a long way to go for Josh Hoplick.
In a moment of humility, he did say,
there goes Derrick Lewis.
All right.
Hulk had tried to pick his spots wisely here.
That was a beautiful double-naked kick, now.
Who's playing, Derrick Lewis?
Hulk, it's old Derrick Lewis.
If he quits in there, he's going to follow him
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll just look at the end.
I mean, y'all just stop the fight, I mean, bro, bro, bro, bro, I'm not that, I'm not
that it's, it's almost kind of sad, it's almost like, like, it's just, I mean, I want to stop
the fight, because the guy's no armor, full stun, he's just waiting to get full crit.
At that point, it's nothing else but just suffering pure brinish for no reason, there's
There's no win anywhere. There's no win. Yeah, he loves.
That stops moving it.
Bro.
He's waiting to get a full critter. It's lame.
and right there he hits him with the 1-2
like it
step back another right hand
there it goes down
Josh jumps into the finish
beautiful job by josh okay
declaring the winner by TKR
josh
okay
it happens is in reach
more sugar
shon
If he was actually training with him but also coaching God.
O'Malley in perpetual motion, constantly switching stances, working off the jab out of the orthodox foot right now.
I like that the house is trying to be patient.
I'm going to get a break.
QC Sports takes his life listening for the God-Word-Word entry.
I'm not.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Peter Finke got down and if Peter Finke is the best he knows, he'll be putting a finger down.
The stage actually looks nice, I thought it looked...
I thought it looked... can I scoff?
But it actually looks nice.
I thought the attack was one of those, didn't it?
I'm giving as much went into putting Trump going to the match a lot of
Damn it.
Oh, there it is.
He's left two more of those inside their kits.
And you can't take too many of them.
These are so quick, yeah.
Inside the main.
Like, she can happen like, oh, okay, hold on.
Tim Welch, outstanding head coach on the other side,
and really liked the feel-out round
out of his guy in round one.
Those like kicks make me...
They got to make me...
Dude, you know?
Like if that leg is going to break it.
Let me cringe it.
I
And here it is the second one and there's a room Jesus
They crank that
Even gets up one two big big you got a full body cranks. Yeah
Pretty quick stoppage from Jason
Pretty quick stoppage for Jason
He fell like a tree, and O'Malley salutes the troops all here.
So watch him shine at UFC 3 to 250.
Declare the winner by GKR Shutdown, Sean O'Feller.
Lex Panada will be 39 next month.
Seattle God is 36.
O'Ferner's 6 for 4.
It's just all you see.
13-2, is that a good, I feel like a lot of these guys like, their records like 0 or 1 with
a big number before them, it's like average, this is AI cheater don't care skipper, show
What do they mean by that AI cheater?
What you swell me
Wait, no shot in those as well
His size
I'm lucky
Yo
Jack
A lot of the Jack I can't really see but I was in back of the head after a lot of them know
Jack a lot of them will take it to back of the head
I mean, I don't want to repeat this at all.
From this angle anyway, maybe I don't want the right angle, but...
I mean...
It's not, it's not, it's not, yeah, side, not all of them though. I mean, I'm not, I'm not, I'm just...
Not all of them though.
Where do you go, man? Nice.
Okay, yeah, yeah, I can see what you mean.
Oh! Fresh and right from God!
And now a counter left from Banana!
Wait, all of them on the air is bad?
Yeah, then he had an advantage, that was bad.
The absolute one's on the air.
Oh! Big Elba!
Bro, he's hurt bad!
He's hurt bad!
Oh my goodness!
He's closing the distance, Banana trying to survive!
It hurt him.
Oh, he's a lovely leg.
I found it. I'm not going to fight it. And I'm not trying to be a larper or like a pause.
I'm not going to fight it. If you let me get one good strike in it and then a bunch of
like bullshit off that it broke it I'm not out of it it wasn't that technical
what one good point she did all the fucking weird weird puns are their
borderline legal but most of them they're unintentional and then the ones
behind the head it's because he moved it's like and then it ends up that most
of the hits are like barely legal or illegal like I don't like it it's
bullshit trash don't care trash okay
Captain of the world, Cheryl Borgamaga!
Matt Cole's threat is trashed and simply brazen.
It's not Barara's trash. I think he goes a lot.
He's not like...
He doesn't have an open note of her.
And I think he's ego-ing him. He letting shit through that he wouldn't really get in.
Not even to hold the respect that he deserves.
I like this guy. I think he has good hands.
Jack, this guy's gonna quit now.
Oh, oh, oh.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Use your foreman, if you can.
Get out of the way.
I mean, this guy's a throwing ball.
Oh, my shot, come to the body.
All right, man.
They press from the ground, oh, totally off.
That shot is nasty.
Jesus.
I'd like social media posts about friends for conversations happening inside and outside the gondogon take into friends
Dude dude I I can't
Tell me God to God take into friends
Can't say I found this I made a block I can't see shit
This guy is digging all the energy
He's just out of range with the uppercut.
It's the brilliant continues to apply pressure.
Recept there for Gates.
Oh, the point where the uppercut there!
He's digging that body shot.
Gates is trying everything.
He's got it all.
He's got it all.
He's got it all.
He's got it all.
He's got it all.
He's got it all.
He's got it all.
He's got it all.
Hold on. I want to see that.
I want to see how you got that.
And take Toporia into war.
Because we've never seen Toporia in a war.
Oftentimes we'll say he doesn't wrestle a lot in MMA
because he's worried about it.
Jack, Jack, this is the other thing he's worried about.
Like war paint, he's still fucking blabbering.
He's hit.
19-7.
Oh!
Shoot that!
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
How do you get out of that?
Look at his face.
Oh, Gage almost fell over.
Oh my god.
Here I get you, chance you can imagine.
Rock is, it is over on the ellipse right now.
One minute, now to go round three.
The warrior fighters.
Really, it's busted off, huh?
I shot again.
Oh my god.
Here I am, Gage.
Knowledge by Gage.
Oh
That's a good fight
I
No, no, no, no, no, we finished the fight, we finished the fight, I don't know, we finished the fight.
It's almost like he's trying to knock him out.
And that'll do it!
That's it!
Oh, that's it!
He's gone!
And new clock!
Oh my goodness!
What is that?
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Just to get you with the ultimate career capstone at the love house!
Yeah, yeah, he could have died right there.
Do the corner, we're capstone at the levels!
Chad!
He could have died by there!
Do the corner stoppage!
And no!
Undisputed, you can see the right way
the champion of the world,
just in the hot weather!
Chad, I mean, I think you took a lot of damage that time, you know what I mean?
Like, brought some crit strikes to the head so many times.
Uh, is it Oslo still? Which one? I mean, it looks like it should both be in Oslo for a little bit of time,
if you recover a little bit. I mean, this looks like cable.
Like brother
I'm surprised though because this man was taking a lot of strikes, but he looks pretty chill. It looks pretty chill
It looks like he's more damaged way
Oh my gosh.
Interesting.
That weights and metal in the gloves.
That doesn't happen.
Bro, we're not in the fucking early 1900s, we're not like 1980, like fucking bar fight
shit, like fuck off.
That's Kappa, that's Kappa.
Sorry.
I'm trying to give it to the poor you made.
It was a word shot.
And it was a result of the hardware acceleration classic.
Show me then, show me.
I think that it sounds like dope.
It sounds like dope.
You see him?
Not this.
I'll watch it out.
Let me see, I'll look at it after, what did I say?
Okay, that's just crickets.
Okay
I can't bother me it's like bugger
That was before round four, what do you mean, did they do round four?
What, and they keep fighting?
What do you mean? What do you mean pull yourself back into the fight?
The doctor said no, he's put like what the fuck is that you mean?
Does that mean like like you heal yourself? Like fucking like
Do a prayer even for a fucking priest buff or something and I was like what?
Shit, what is it supposed to be? It's allowed to pour you more time.
Come on, push down the steps.
I'm confused. That's just confusing, okay?
Alright.
Um, totally, um, yeah, I mean, that's terrible, what?
Um.
Michelle Obama is a man, am I right, everyone?
So as Hockett wraps up, his interview walks away.
You can see the president there
on the other side of the ring.
He can be seen sort of half-smiling
as there's a mixture of cheers and booze.
And when CNN asked about Hockett's comment,
the White House refused to directly address the question.
The UFC is commenting, though CEO and president Dana White
called it nasty and false and dismissed it as nonsense.
Um, I mean, she's just crickets, like, like, wowing to that out of nowhere, and it's just
like, it's like...
Oh, just that, something in his glove, like, he'll be plastered or something, something
hard.
Make it punch harder.
Huh?
Um, yeah, I mean, he has wraps, like, what?
huh yo yo just stop just to stop yeah I mean yeah I mean they wrap their hands
before they visit it they put the gloves on no shit fucking bum these guys stupid
oh can we notice that it provides a glove and little sizes but yeah yeah I mean
He's on pure copia.
Checking out pure copia is dangerous.
Um...
Damn you, that's pure copia.
Yeah, it's me.
Yo, I never seen this before. What's up, man?
Hello, man. Thank you so much. What's up?
What's up, bitch? What's up, man?
Is new- is new game out?
Is that what it means?
The trailer's out, let me see.
Totally the V-Promo.
I don't care, I mean, a lot of things are good, so I mean.
I
Just something it's like a really hard you know I mean
Holy oh you have a gambler in there. I
Like that lot
Hello Simon.
Dude looks pretty good.
Jesus.
Dude.
Looks like there's a lot of killers and shit and I was like really good.
There's like a lot of killers and shit and I was like really good there I'm
actually excited about the other games that I can wish it was like more
mechanics or more there's like this game like like has like a lot of mechanics
and has a lot of killers and they had like that this is really cool I was an
Indian the demo was a little bit rough but I think it was like a small like it
It was like a small room, small, small little testing.
Yeah, I think this is a demo demo.
All right, that actually looked pretty good.
Next month, so I can't read months and dates
because of American format.
Yo, good job, Adam.
That looks like it looked pretty good.
I'm looking forward to it.
Other is a screen grab, several screen grabs
showing aerial.
Just in the next, did you watch a-
I didn't see my words, I won't see it.
Images and maps of the Washington DC area
and discussing where snipers possibly would be related to the White House.
This is all evidence that is posted on an official court docket right now, an official
government document.
But I will say 19-year-old Tyson Proper's mother called police after she was concerned
about his purchases and communications with people online.
It then led them to conversations that he allegedly had with someone named Brian Roa
and michael thomas in southern california they appeared uh... yesterday before a federal judge
we're also told that there is a suspect in nebraska and one in missouri as well not so
what we're being told here kaylor she was up in nebraska like like what is it like there's a lot of
a lot of um oh the destination nebraska nebraska steve nebraska steve there's a ledge plot uh
uh... the board and did of a plan
uh... to have drones that were actually armed
uh... with some type of firepower go and attack buildings around the white
house and
once people left they were gonna have snipers nearby attacking some of the
people leaving
uh... this is a serious plot the fb i uh... the secret service investigating
this right now as you heard the deputy director of the secret service
right there say that they believe there are more people out there
right now though five people facing these charges and it's incredible
uh... these documents and see what happened but it appears that it was
this nineteen-year-old's mother in ohio
who really spilled the beans on this entire case by letting people know that
she had some concerns
about her son kailey thank goodness that mom did that and that nineteen-year-old
is the one i mentioned who was alleged to use his graduation
that's the people on the air
uh... anyway yeah that's been crazy
People are crazy about that.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hey!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Did we see fit?
The pilot ejected the pilot's seat.
Yeah, it is a bunch of things.
I don't know, there's a bunch of planes recently.
Not like a lot of them, but they's no.
No
Is it a depart ejected in?
Those are the same chat. I think even my in the eject at those speeds. I think it's still sort of some some form of damage though
Hey, I think it's just too fast to abrupt of a measure
Okay, that's not really it, but okay.
You see, just bite it.
Gentle.
Gentle.
Oh my god.
You see, just bite it.
Shut this cheese up fool.
Oh my god.
Fucking rats.
Discussing rats.
Anyway.
Oh my god!
Fucking rats. Discussing rats, anyway.
Oh, you said to that rat, cute.
Yeah, but it was kinda cute rat though.
I mean, yeah, it was a pug, the guy that is on stream.
But the pug was kinda cute, and it was very nice.
It wasn't one of those...
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
It was, it was just chilling.
The child was like, that was a cheat rat.
Right, Joe? Yeah, Joe.
And every stand-up, then they go to school.
Yeah, Joe. Yeah, that's right, Joe.
What was your reaction to Samir Woods' block on Wembley last week?
Oh, it was awesome.
Would you let Jalen Brunson sleep with your girl for the next to go back-to-back?
Pull up the cup chair, I'll watch.
What was your reaction to Darren Watkins Jr.'s game winning three and game two?
I think it was a very like important like, you know three
I mean everybody went crazy for that one at the end of the day any time the next one we all happy man
We're the top three best nicks of all time. Ajay Barrett, Mellor, Darren Wilkins Jr.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
My third born son
Wabby! You sold your 29!
What are you doing with the fuck happy?
You need some dude wipes my boy!
What was your reaction to Samir?
I think we're doing good, bro. I think we're doing good
Watch it jump
Wait, why let's just someone jump on that
Or they jump to cross it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you want a job, but yes
Yeah, but Chad is ironic rapper, they don't sound like that.
Yeah, true, yeah true, yeah true.
Which one, which one is that?
Wait wait wait that was the blade to the other video which watched
So this guy looks like he's 35 check it was 35 no
Check if I said is if I see this picture and I try to do an insult I did just in his picture, right?
I see a picture and yeah. Oh, well what age I'd say
Hours at 36 hours at 36 36 38, but he said 45 I would have been surprised you know I mean
Um, you know, the head on the head is gone.
It's 19 years old and it's completely gone.
It goes all the way to top.
Check it's thin in the middle.
It's thin in the middle at 19 and the sides are gone, which is it would normally be about
here.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Hey man.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.
I hope the New York fans find their way to the exit real real quick.
Ooh, take your ass home.
Check this out, they still talking about them, Chad.
Chad, how long ago was that?
I would say a good luck jab, a good luck kick.
If you play, you close your eyes and you see,
you get in the hand and that's where it all started.
That's when it really started to work out.
But a good luck jab, then he came,
he got used to it and started to kick more hard.
I don't want to talk about everything here.
At that time of the jab, I fell, I hit my legs,
I went there playing with my ankle, I touched it,
He was desperate, he put his hand there, that he didn't even believe it, you know.
And he wanted to have a light of any kind, you know, and like, that's what he always does.
A lot of fights, he has to take their highlights, that's what he's got the most.
And man, I was having, like, taking very care of that.
From the eye, I throw the plug, that's it, it's not to happen, but it happens, you know.
What if I do this, you know, but not because I want it, because you're there, it's countable.
Have you ever tried to find this hero?
But you know it's still pretty, I think I was just saying it makes sense.
He gave the guy a respect for the fight, whatever, but I think he's giving his POV of whatever.
I don't think he's strong.
Chat, if there's any evidence of this guy lying or whatever, then Chat, he's the guy who suffered the punches.
I mean, the guy said, he said, some punches were behind the head, and he knows the exact pressure point.
Which it's hitting, I mean, I'll believe him until he's not being honest.
He's not being honest.
I think he's being honest.
Yeah, I mean, bro, this is, I mean, this is the worst thing I've ever done.
I mean, really?
Chat.
The minute how you put it, that, what do you mean legal?
That's way behind the ear.
Bro, that's like, changes behind the ear.
That's all, bro. Most of those are down here. I fucked off.
I mean, now defend it.
Instagram show, Southern you don't check this out, I mean, now defend it, now defend
I mean, really? There's multiple, there's multiple dents, multiple dents, um...
I can tell by some of the comments online that I owe you guys an explanation about the rules and how I refereed the fight.
All respect to both fighters. I'm talking about John and Pahaya. Amazing fight.
The rule we're talking about is the back of the head, and that's confusing.
because it's different than boxing.
And the way we enforce this rule is we focus
on the nape of the neck,
and that's really what the rules should be called.
The nape of the neck,
the occipital junction,
also covers the spine,
and it covers a line right here
with one inch variance to either side.
So right here.
This is what we'd go over in a rules meeting.
I will let them know that this area is a file off limits,
that this area is a fair blow.
here is a fair blow. Turn to the side so we can see it here. Here is a fair blow. Here is a file.
Really?
Hopefully that's useful to you guys and clear things up.
Then I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that.
At all. I could tell by some of the-
I- I- I'm going to assume that most of them didn't know that either.
Um...
Comments on-
I think now- now- now that I know about this, I- I think that's changed the role.
Yeah, just changed the role.
Does it change the role?
Can I get a welcome to the jungle? XQCM.
Yeah, it's changed, I mean, it's kinda bullshit.
It's kinda bullshit.
Um...
Okay.
Oh, where's this?
Loud, loud, loud.
you
you
you
you
you
What's up with that?
video to Instagram.
Joe Rogan, I'm calling you out.
My name's Living King.
Man to man, I'm picking a fight with you.
I have feeling training that you did.
You're a black belt.
You should just man to me,
but I'm picking a fight with you.
The next day, Brian posted another video
revealing that he'd arrived in Austin, Texas.
Just look at the guys that look worded out,
guys look at the red, like the red,
the piping a red heart in the face.
And when they speak, they look like they're like
one breath away from like exploding it sis like a home of Joe Robins podcast
video just like the capital is that capital of Texas what's the capital of
Texas what's the capital of Texas Houston it's Houston guess what you're
good well with the Austin Police Department locate Brian at a hotel and
move in to arrest him on a misdemeanor warrant, hoping to avoid negative publicity through
an altercation with a high-profile influencer.
They move through the hotel covertly without their uniforms, and speak with him directly.
Brian agrees to go with the officers,
first taking a moment to say a prayer with his team.
So there's some what matters,
but people doesn't,
there's some what matters.
By his team?
Of course, we have the Delta of Perfect and Departments.
Please talk, that's what we do,
the light that's got.
65 month, 60 team.
And we can just take a moment to walk in your life.
His team now give him any sort of like,
Push back on that?
Like.
Everything is the truth, nothing is the lie.
You should give it for everything.
You should have cams and loathing.
And then you and Justin are taking turns to lie to each other
and to order by nature that you just
post everything you can, as soon as you can.
OK, so this is the day, and that's the truth.
OK.
They escort Brian outside and check him for weapons,
but allow him to keep his cell phone.
Set all the advance claims aside.
Oh, yeah, you're just uh, let me figure that out quick hold on one second. I'm a mobile bro
Okay, that's
You guys put handcuffs on people in the back of the car. Yeah
Inside the car
Because it seems pretty protected
I got to get the body chap out of this boring.
Monday?
Monday or Tuesday?
Tuesday.
Oh, oh my god.
It's Tuesday.
Oh, I'm supposed to have all my meetings today.
You know, every day is someone else's day.
Today, Tuesday is the day that I transact with the outside
world.
And now I'm just thinking of something
to help that somebody on my behalf
will share that I'm not transacting now
with the outside world today.
What is new about that?
What are you fucking reaching for?
Uh, Puerto Rico.
Oh really?
The annual base.
My wife is from Poland.
I'm telling people now, from now on, I'm from Poland actually, because we went to every base, you know?
Where are you really from?
You know what, I'm from the friendliest state.
I'm not saying Portland.
The world, the best country in the world.
It's called Texas.
You know what Texas means, bro?
do you know? No. It actually is like Tejas in Spanish for friendly. Yeah, Texas is pretty friendly.
But you know what I love about friendly is we can only be this friendly because
we can also be as dangerous as it allows us to be with these laws that make this great place
called this place. But I'm kind of telling people my roots are Poland and Texas. I mean that
Actually, I can't make sense of it.
The station is escorted to an interrogation room where he remains uncertain why he's even here in the first place.
If I'm going to be, what was that?
Am I arrested?
No, it's a logical.
In that case, my detective will give all that information to you as a terrorist threat.
That's what it's called.
Is it Texas or FBI?
We're with the Austin Police Department.
So Texas.
That's what I thought.
Okay.
Hey, Ty, tell me.
You can't do that.
What is that?
What is that?
I don't know.
Did you get the nerves out or something?
I'm sorry.
Don't take that for a dollar.
Eww!
According to police records, Brian posted another video in which he was seen carrying...
Prevents brain cells from trying to form.
...a medieval axe, as well as a black box with a Joe Rogan experience sticker on the top.
Though he was secretive about the box's contents, investigators would later find out what was inside.
Uh-oh.
Terrorists.
What was in the box?
Wow.
Hello.
Excuse me.
This is your Beggar King manager.
We need you to come into work and flip these bears.
We are short staffed and you will always flip the beggars fastest.
Thank you, Mr. Rex.
Please come into work.
I don't know how you get out of this box.
How long do you spend in the box?
Do they tell you how long you spend in the box?
Oh.
I don't know if you have any involvement with law enforcement, I just kind of want to tell
you about myself.
I don't want to know about you and just what would you want to know about me and so let's
give everything about you and whatever you want to know about me and the situation let's
incorporate that as fast as possible.
Okay, absolutely sir, I respect that.
The detective reads Brian his Miranda rights then asks if he understands each of them.
That's not so far.
I wonder if I have the right to terminate this interview at any time, what would happen next?
Then you and I are done talking.
And then can I leave?
Yes sir, you'll be arrested and go down to the jail.
I'm not arrested. You are arrested. That's all I'll tell you. You're when we're done talking. Okay, I'll terminate this interview. Absolutely. Okay, let's go.
Do you mind? I thought you had your phone. I mean, you mind if I had that, you're not allowed to have a phone in here per policy. I already posted everything that I had in here. Okay.
Okay.
Is that okay?
Because I, oh, do I need to undo that?
No, no, it's fine.
But just because you're asking me the question of if it's a demand,
you guys can do whatever you need to do.
But you said, do you mind?
Yeah, I mind.
It's my phone.
And that's what I have on me right now.
So maybe there's a protocol.
You should use different language.
Well, I don't want to be disrespectful or any sort of like,
I'm trying to show you the most respect.
I'm just asking.
Okay, I'm just asking.
You don't think I'm respectful?
Well, think about this.
and you said, do you mind?
Yeah, I'm fine.
So the answer is yes, I'm fine.
Can I have your, can you give me your phone?
I could.
Will you give me your phone please?
I would like not to do that.
Okay.
He asks for his phone one more time,
but Brian once again refuses to hand it over.
Well, I mean, this,
so the good thing is just done.
It's more like a, we'll have your phone regardless.
Like, whether you hand it over or take it forcibly,
You're not going to have your phone.
So can have your phone in this context, and a story.
On that note, the detective leaves the room.
If you can't go to jail, you're fine.
Brian continues the conversation alone.
Close that one also.
Close to that one, close to the next one, too.
What happens next?
What happens next?
Well, I take you down to the jail.
Next.
OK, so I could just interview with you and then go to the jail.
Where I could skip that line and go straight to the jail new experiences new information collect more points
We already did it in Poland
Yeah, I'm pulling me that can happen too. I was trying to have approval to have searched the phone that actually makes sense
It did and so we kind of have a little bit of a reputation a little bit of experience in jail
And I learned a lot so collected more points adventure novelty
The evillage dairy hunter has what you do. You go out to do adventure, accept the risk.
Hopefully it commends her with a reward. Hopefully that you can make a calculated risk.
The geometric leak magnifies the reward, but never at the risk of like self, really, unless the
reward is worth it. According to police records, an officer with the violent crimes task force
spoke with Brian's executive protection employee, Justin. When asked about the contents of the
black box donning the Joe Rogan podcast sticker. Justin claimed it held two custom made staccato
pistols that were meant to be gifts for Joe Rogan. So to know your high storage of four of them,
decision making matrix. Two way doors just go fire fire and one way doors. Spend some time to aim,
maybe aim, aim fire depending on how one way it is. I don't know what you're saying, I can't,
I can't follow really. I've already done that but maybe I'll learn something new in the process.
looks like some more points and do some squats not real squats like the ones that
it seems like a game tutorial right the ones that count oh you probably won't
get his attention you know but what happened is you picked a fight jump
Rogan with another man a real one maybe a worthy one oh yeah he's easy I can go
watch wearing one that you thought you'd pick a fight with and so now there's real consequences
and then uh you just made this one stronger in jail sir how long will i be here do you think
what law did i break which law did i break whoa joe rogan you compromise something big it's the
state of texas you you allow this to be happening you wanted it to happen record state that officer
spoke with Joe Rogan himself who was made aware of the threats by his own security team.
Joe Rogan claimed he never had any sort of contact with Brian and was unaware of why
he would be targeting him. He went on to say that he feels that Brian appears to be quote
significantly unstable and seems like he needs help.
That's kind of cool. You're arrested by the violent crime division.
You know what's not cool is to be called a terrorist. That's not cool. A terrorist threat.
That's not cool when your home is Texas. And then the person that's hoping to put you there's not
from Texas. He's not. He's from California, y'all. Yeah, you know what we do from outsiders?
like piece of picanthe style. Get a rope. Not a threat, I'm just, that's like commercial.
And that's in principle, that's what Texans do. We don't honor that kind of friendly.
Welcome to Texas, Joe Rogan. My name is Libert King. Who do I want to fight? Who do I pick on a
fight with? Joe Rogan. What week is it? What week is it? Rogan versus Libert King Week. I don't know,
actually that was wrong. The week is the same as the password for the free Wi-Fi. It's you,
Joe Rogan, with a thank you mark. Many of Brian's followers express their concerns with his mental
state after he posted the following video. Because I'm here all week, I don't know if you heard.
Rogan vs. liver king, period, C-O-M. I know, guys. I know because it's like fake skit's
it's gonna go through at least friday and may go over the weekend but no
longer than that I'm gonna record a lot of videos with me and then he doesn't
eat robin stop saying that it's always eat some raw meat all the time it's
gonna get a nice fake shit not gonna record any for a long time Brian takes
out his phone and plays what appears to be a recording of himself captured
just moments ago in the interrogation room. He listens as he waits for officers to collect
him.
I don't know what you want to touch this.
I'm sorry.
What's up, ma'am?
What's up, ma'am?
What's up, ma'am?
Turn around.
Turn around?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're placing handcuffs right now.
You're looking good.
You're doing the right best.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Where's your earlier phone?
Yes, sir.
It's in my pocket.
The phone continues to play on the table
removed the remainder of his property.
He's then transported to the local jail.
Would it be funny if I told you I had another phone on me?
No, that.
That would be a little funny, you know.
Because they're supposed to take a bunch of stuff
from you the first time.
Yeah.
And then they leave a lot of stuff.
And then sometimes that happens again.
That would be funny, right?
It might be a little funny, yeah.
Brian, I don't know all your backs from where you're from.
So if you don't mind, I'm not going to be as friendly as I normally am.
What?
I'm really a thief.
Yeah.
The following day, Brian posted a $20,000 bond and was released from jail.
As a condition of his release, he was ordered to have no contact with the victim or his
family and to wear a GPS monitor.
The next morning, Brian posted a new video to Instagram, suggesting he still has future
plans involving Joe Rogan.
Really?
Everybody knows where Seth Rogan's, the other version of him that rhymes with blow, if anyone
knows where it's family is going to be today, if you could let my team know so that we can
stay within 200 yards, not close to them, just stay away from them, please actually
I redact that. Don't do anything to their family. If anyone who's around us can alert us that there might be anyone with the last name, Rogan.
around and then I'll happily go the other 200 yards and then we're going to go to the
Capitol at 7 p.m. every day we'll be at the Capitol where they make laws. Rogan vs.
Leverking.
Which is not even around either. It's like etched in.
I don't know what that is.
According to court documents, 47-year-old Brian Leverking Johnson was charged with
terroristic threat causing fear of imminent serious bodily injury. This case was dismissed
in November of 2025, following the completion of required counseling classes.
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Well, I'll be myself. I mean, it's just very confusing. It's all over the place. It's
like it's just weird it's just weird it's just weird um anyway you get a treat 41
What makes QCL?
You get a treat.
You get a treat.
You get a treat.
You get a treat.
I guess you'd rather want to treat.
I'll take his treat.
I'm a little bit keen on it.
You get a treat.
You get a treat.
It was an exercise tension then it snapped in his eye.
Wait, is that what happened?
That's terrible.
Oh, sorry.
Well, it's just not for judging him then.
Why, I don't know, I just, um...
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
Definitely had the child,
whether the child is in the backseat.
I got visual of the child.
Police respond to a child abduction after 20-year-old Brenton Howlin
and pushed his ex-girlfriend out of his car while speeding away with her two-month-old baby still in the back seat
Brett and text to the mother. I'm not sorry for what has just happened, but I'm so excited to hear some of the highlights
He's playing in Eastland
Mount Zion towards Dixie Mount Zion towards Dixie Dortskent County left lane
I was wondering, if you turn and the car goes on like two wheels, and of course you get less traction on the wheels because they're higher up.
Why don't there be a system that is the reverse of a suspension and it pushes the wheel down so you get more traction?
Blue vehicle, tent tags, yep.
Push the side wheels down.
He was going towards Kitten County, just blew the red light almost caused an accident.
We are eastbound mountain sign.
Eastbound mountain sign.
He's at the roundabout, cutting cars off.
Why is this council shit man?
Yo, why is that council shit?
Dude, stop that!
Okay, that actually hurts my ear.
No, don't do it.
second he's going through the second round about I get independence with
hindle
yeah it's getting filtered on it
I'll stay with him until he gets another car
I can't give you a speed it's every bit of 70 80 plus there is light traffic
there's also a construction zone made a right hand turn right hand turn at the
stop sign
or racer, not racer, racer.
Got him out there, Rich.
Where are your feet?
Ah, 65.
65.
I still continue him down, eastbound.
It's a sway bar.
I'm trying to have a loose body, lean body, and all that.
Passing Calvary, passing Calvary,
just myself and independence.
He just put another car off right here in the curve.
I see him floating in the real cows.
If I had his land on that cows and shit.
No, cause it would smell bad.
I am passing Greenbrook.
Quick, passing Greenbrook.
Almost hit a car head on at the 300 block.
We're almost there, almost there, same by, looks like we're making a...
Yeah, dude, this is not a wave of pursuits, though.
Right hand side on 536.
Oh, I forgot.
I kidnap the whole pursuit, dude.
We gotta send it.
Send some other one.
We're only about 55.
Yeah.
Just near another right hand turn.
Right hand turn.
On to Independence Road.
Independence Road.
We're only about 55, just near another right-hand turn, not Independence Road, Independence Road.
Right on Independence Road.
I still do that shit.
Right hand door, back door, good cat.
Back door.
We should have that the very guy you're talking about.
He's just talking about a fall.
Quit calling, we're busy!
Okay, I'm done.
I'm done.
Get off the phone!
I'm telling mom, man, I'm telling mom.
I don't like it the way these builds are built in, like a lot of non-visible parts, a lot
hills and short-term blind turns.
I'm gonna find a set of railroad tracks and see which way it goes.
Right, dude, find a blind spot.
Left on Bankelec, left on Bankelec.
Left on Bankelec.
K-135D19 intercept, southbound Bankelec, 412 Ekelson.
Call that.
What?
Do you think that's...
We're gonna have to go back, we're gonna have to go back.
I got another county car here, I'm not sure where they went to.
Oh, that's a big one.
Probably be that, yes.
I'm not sure which way he turned here at this intersection.
I'll say I'm going right.
Did you see a blue car go by here fast?
I think he turned possibly right.
Yeah, he turned right.
The child is in the backseat. I got visual of the child at the gas pumps.
Your self-bound, it's me passing by.
If we're going fast, it's fine, it's fine, whatever.
The question was long for no reason.
That's nice.
They would have noticed if something was out of normal, anybody's had a yeah, you went
there.
27, I'll call it.
It's still south there.
Yeah, I was used all the time then.
Like, if something weird happened, civilians lock in usually.
Let me go get it, tell me.
Let's go ahead.
He's like, reverse back hit him?
Trust that table and you know, get your...
I'm on you, I'm on you, I'm on you.
Get me hands!
Hands!
Hands!
Hands!
Hands in the air!
Keep your hands up!
And I've got cops taking this window for the baby!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get out of the way!
Keep your hands up!
Take him to Swendoff for the baby!
Get over there, help him!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Get out of that bag!
What a bitch ass.
Maybe alert, conscious crime.
You got him okay?
Yeah, if you can just go up and down his legs, you can kind of cop him.
I'm gonna, you can hold him while I do it.
Come on, just try to be focused.
Alright, it looks like it.
No deformations, nothing else.
Hey, anybody check on that unit that was in the TC?
He's okay?
Okay.
Wake up.
What is hurting you?
You need a broken ribs?
95, so such a plenty of broken back and broken ribs.
If you could have lost glass back down the Needmore Street to me, it's the best place to get to us for the day.
Like a bitch!
Say hi to Uncle Nick!
Hi!
He's gonna make you ride out of that car, he was.
Yeah, I saw him.
Yeah.
I just glassed.
You gotta get checked out for him.
I don't.
was in the car seat, no base, just a regular seatbelt on it.
That's the most important thing that I've had in my life.
Baby, baby.
I got the best interview I've ever had.
I'm coming to get it from the old man.
Oh, no, I will say I got more experience.
Well, no, I'm running the game short of you.
Yeah, but how many are you up to?
Six.
Oh, it's high.
And I got three.
I got two of my own.
He's going into consciousness.
consciousness. It's sort of a gargle on his own spit here in the middle so he won't live on the side.
He's got to be on the corner.
You can do this.
I'm sure you can, but rather not.
If you have to, then we will.
I'm just saying, if you don't be on his back, that's going to hurt.
Consequences.
Running with a baby in the car.
We're going to have to pick you up, man.
Mom, will we go over, buddy?
Uh, okay, I'll put it on my hands.
Sure.
Okay.
Uh.
I'm going to have to put it on my feet.
You got to be kidding me.
It's like the way about hooking back.
That's how they handle them, and that's going to cook them.
Maybe, okay?
Yeah.
Holy fuck, I mean, I did it, but I mean.
Brenton Howland, 20 years old, was charged with felony fleeing resulting in a crash,
domestic violence, and endangering the welfare of a child, along with multiple counts of
wanton endangerment and other traffic related offenses.
His bond was sent- What's like his wanton?
At $1 million, he was transported to UC Medical Center with non-life threatening injuries.
The two-month-old child was taken to the hospital and made a full recovery before being reunited
with the mother.
After the suspect crashed into the police cruiser, the impact pushed the cruiser into
a jeep.
The victims inside the jeep were checked by medics at the scene, but declined to be taken
to the hospital.
Sergeant Nagy, the officer involved in the crash, was also transported to the hospital
for treatment and is now recovering at home at the time of this video being published.
Oh, you're not.
Yeah, I was gonna get on that.
I'm waiting to happen here, like, yeah, I need it.
Yeah, that was just weird.
Yeah.
It's just, like, is there a, is there a, is there a, is there a back end character?
Oh, he's moving over for those cars?
I
Don't look good
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better link
that one looks short now though
whatever
This one is bad. Table. Table, table, table.
Yes, it's just, you know, I'll watch it.
Seven of this eleven started in the final four years ago. That's how strong France are again.
I'll just give a hand while I'm in the game.
This one looks good.
Like, while it looks good.
Wait, that could have been better.
They're very sloppy in early,
touch is getting away from him,
this time they nearly get him.
And that's gonna be the goal.
And he's all slipping behind,
and as Nicholas Jackson runs at open,
McCona little under and onto his left.
Wait, that's gonna be the goal.
My young gets a little bit luckier here,
but I think he's leaning to his left,
thinking it's going far post.
Nearly went in twice, the first time,
almost the second time off his foot.
That's lucky, that's really lucky.
Chad, Chad, this is where luck,
remember, if it goes in or not in,
both lucky or unlucky.
You can be saying to...
Because they hit the feet in any direction
and they wouldn't get a gun in.
All the trouble, he's down and he's got the ball here.
Jackson, he's done well.
He's found Saar, Saar with a shot off balance and wide.
But Nicholas Jackson, he was so good.
Well, it was a fairly senior role with FIFA.
He's been trying to get the chance
to watch. Okay, hold on. That's really good. Sorry. Yo, now that it's a long run, he chases
that. It's not as, he wasn't ahead of you. Yo, yo, yo, hold on. He wasn't ahead of you.
Did he get the ball yet? I think he got the ball. This doesn't look that good, but it's
It's made of size, stay down a long time now.
And then...
Let's hope.
That's Deater.
All right, all right.
Space for a camera here.
And Mane could play...
Oh, there's a van here.
How much pressure on the ball from France?
Mane is coming behind here,
so the Mane gets it back, Jackson!
Is that a silver?
This is a great chance!
Dude
Yeah, wait for the check hit enough time for two cuts though
The entire stadium is waiting for this to hit the net.
Mane gets inside of Lise, holds him up, and it falls perfectly inside.
He absolutely did it.
Just leans back and pumps it over the bar.
Well, what a finish to the first half.
Lost to reflect him, I think.
But San Diego had the better of that.
They hit the post as well.
France...
Who knows if they're away.
They rock a little bit of the unknown for these teams.
You finished second or third in Jeff. If I was one of these game live
I would have had to put a bet force in a young I thought that's pretty better
beginning a lot more
critical chance
Dangerous attacks. That's the best yet from France does he or they do it? The plan has a better theme from what I see
Well, it's a little better from France with a Makano little clipped ball
Into that same area that in Bapé was getting space in early in the first half seasons
it's been there is how good it is
Okay, this is just Chad is just very
Bad uh, yeah, why why why why risk it?
Lost all my gamble on this
They're gonna take the time. They're gonna back pass.
Sifle wide open. Why risk the other guy who's covered by two?
It really does. It really was. And Kunde does a good job there poking the ball away.
Alisa in space. She touches. Good goal. Good goal.
Kunde makes himself big. Just gets enough of it to deflect it over the bar.
You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't play that knee a little bit.
What are they doing?
just can't get it far enough away.
Chad, that's a really big and the important moment
to keep that man off the score.
You get an easily small, small chip, dad.
Come on, bro.
It's fun, Lee.
I'm going to be off the score, but what?
That's right.
That was good.
That was good.
It's got the juice.
Yo!
There's a record winner going to pass the kick, and that is it.
Now, there's no matter.
There's no matter.
And that's penalty, and it should be penalty.
Referee's decision was in with the fourth official while check this out again.
Uh...
Referee's decision was in with the fourth official while check this out again.
He should know better not to do that in a penalty box.
He should know better.
He should know better.
It's a penalty.
It's a penalty.
He should know better.
Oh, yeah.
Penalty.
Clear penalty.
Clear as the penalty and it's not indiscussable.
Mark Rattenberg, what do you think?
Penalty, clear penalty, clear as penalty and it's now indiscusable.
Why, what? Wait, wait.
Bro, he's like four, he's like four inches on the ball.
He's four inches from the ball.
Look at it. Look at it. If it's not belties right now, look at it. Look at it. That does
not touch at all. It absolutely tripped them.
Mark Tramberg what do you think?
I faced a question with penalty kick but when you see the replay it's certainly not a penalty kick because I don't believe the defender touches the ball.
He's been there and done it.
And here's a look from his view.
I can actually see from there why he doesn't give it. It doesn't look like there's a bunch of...
What? What?
Just his left leg as his left leg kind of gallops over Mane it clips the back of...
No, it's better if you're sorry guys guys it
Why would you make the contact happen to get a penalty at the risk of your health?
like
It doesn't so now your incentivizing players to see a dangerous dive and to
Intentionally harm yourself to get the penalty the guy is clinging directly into a man doesn't the ball
It's a dangerously it's dangerous play outside the box. It's even more is like ease of the box
What what a dumb ass rapper fuck right? Rig that shit. Yeah, healthy. Yeah, not regular
But
Okay, right
Wait, let me I thought this was building
It's a goal kick.
The refs are paid absolute rigged.
One hundred and rigged.
Who kids have no contact then?
You can predict where the guy is going to be.
if the intention is that,
but buddy, it's not contact because,
and buddy lifts his leg and goes around him,
because he doesn't want to harm himself
if you fucking dumb fuck.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
There was a telepathy between the two guys.
That was a magic move.
Magical indeed.
Alisa sees the defender coming.
Just turns inside.
The timing of this is excellent.
And I cannot tell you about who's the way.
I see how it is, soccer fans are a flip-flop dog shit, if you never listen to any of them,
I get what you want them, if he touches them and he falls, then that's flopping, but if
he doesn't touch them, not a penalty, not a penalty, you're incentivizing dog shit and
you get mad when Dalia happens, because you're a flip-flopper, you're actually a bitch, you're
You're a fuckin' bitch!
You know, at least I...
Intention and projection is all that matters, not what the fuck...
Like...
If I okay, okay, this is you coming in here. You're gonna be here for the ball, right?
The ball's right here, and I go bang
Right
So a penalty you walk into the punch. Ah penalty, but if you go whoa
And you fall
Nope, no contact. No, no contact and no penalty
What a fucking stupid dumbass take that is it? That's so stupid!
I'm from... beautifully created.
It should have counted two goals then.
And you felt it coming in a much better start and but they've got to go in my first half
And Bob it was a little slow to get going in the first half of the timing of this run
Lisa that was beautiful the man's here every has been talking about
Fantastic ball slip down
Right side of coolie Bali
And the timing of this as it comes from Bob it it just swing his hips and bend it around
Mendy under the far post.
1-0 France, and you have to say now,
absolutely deserved the way they started the second half.
This is 13th World Cup goal, and with that goal, he's equaled.
He's playing the fluke.
Lidia Girouds, French Lick,
Luis Lipakso,
and his ass walks for World Cup fans.
It's crazy, remember?
Sinegal's boulder section is very weak.
I'll tell you what, James Parton, let's have a lot of pull.
I'm near to self-fascination.
That means like three meters offside like a mob, bro.
Three ladies are inside, Alisae.
Oh!
Kunde deflected.
Backflip it!
Alisae trying to invent something.
Ronaldo with a backflip there.
Absolutely buzzing.
Yeah.
He's right.
He's right.
I love you.
He's right, he's right.
Love you all.
You do a...
Oh, the pressure.
Mendy has to make another save.
And this second half is just...
a front show.
Dewey gets it under his left foot,
and that slight...
That's a good goaler.
That's a vital kick.
18-year-old.
I hope he'll be a breakout star.
Here may be a state view against Brazil in November place for Paris Saint-Germain
Is there one?
Quite a bit of action
Tomorrow, off in areas and by to take his place
I find the tone
You guys see it right?
Yeah
Don't tell Norway they're going to lose to France
I think Sunigale is actually good
Some technicalities are slightly
He used some refining, but if they do that, this is a massive chance.
Jackson just slacked behind Ukwamakano in between the two center backs.
He and Saliba just having the chance to come off his foot.
Almost off his ankle there.
Big chance there for Nicholas Jackson.
Yeah, I'll hear that. Maybe they get the nerves.
Maybe it's the nerves. Maybe it's the nerves. A lot of more established players are friends.
It plays a big role in finishing.
You two were back on the bars and back to the Mexican now!
With almost his first touch of the ball!
Jack, even the FIFA AI wouldn't go past like that in the game.
The way is it faster?
I mean that fast is one classic.
They turned it on in the second half, and they're gonna go home with the points.
Did he get a problem?
Dude!
What's that? One class play.
The team finished this round.
Just a little gimp over the goalkeeper.
Didier Deschardt and all the French Lions can relax now.
Okay, okay, okay, here it is.
Fucking get on it.
My goodness!
No power mat, no power mat. It was spinning.
Hey, hey, hey, don't do that.
He pushed him, he pushed him.
He's in joy.
Not in bite.
Go out.
Oh, you got to go for the yester.
For Sanicole.
That is a real firecracker.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, what, what, what happened with the other goal?
18 years old Ibrahim Mbai makes his U1.
Well, it might not be done quite yet.
As he runs at tail Hernandez, gets it out of his feet.
Look at that first strike.
That not moving.
I think my-
I've only realized now, yeah, that goal was a France goal.
Oh, she was. Oh, man.
He won!
Shandricks box!
Hold on!
That was insane!
It's only a minute of the glow, I mean that's...
Jack, he does it.
They scummed him on the penalty?
They scummed him hard.
And he's just taking what's his.
What a hit.
Well you never do know, again, Olise at the heart of it, dribbling through, and Black
Bay knows exactly what was going to happen.
Holy shit.
Little bend down, Olise is through the ball.
Okay, the goaler is shit, but that was him.
The jump was accurate, but the spin was too much.
If the balls wouldn't spin it, the jump is ready.
What a fantastic ball.
This game really hit the life here.
See? In the last few minutes.
It's sitting at apex on the...
...out on the zone.
This France is all-time leading goalie, OK?
And has been carrying the bill with an injury
for lots of the latest coaches of the season.
Looking nice.
Three more, man, to work it today.
Wait, hey, hey, plus a minute.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Checking down.
It's up, that's the line.
Plans is the referee.
But that was another dodgy moment.
This one comes in.
It's a flex.
That's not in, that's not in.
Just as he jumps, he's on his way down.
He's out of his pants at the security.
To Torquan, to Torquan?
I mean, it just wasn't in.
Just as he jumps, he's on his way down, left at his fingertips to keep it up.
The entire ball has passed the entire line.
Very eventful. Tilling the back hole with two, Bradley Bacala with one.
The teenage hit and bimes scoring for seven.
The entire ball has passed the entire line.
I can't watch this.
Unless I think about my house in Dubai.
Hold on.
Okay.
What about my other house in Sweden?
I got one there too.
Right here.
Dots.
Okay.
Now, Jack, I'm going to have to think about my other house in Norway.
I'm going to think about it.
I got it out of any underscores of the location.
I hope everyone has a good day, Jack, give me the correct location, actually, Mr.
I can't try my house in Mexico.
I just did that.
Guys, I don't know.
Oh, another lens.
Oh!
Yeah, now I got a house that you look.
Yo, you know what?
I'm done with it.
I'm not
Don't you watch the game? I'm not gonna watch it any
Yes, I guess I can't what is ITD. What good is that?
That's what good what good is that she was UK
The
crowd is roaring in there.
He said the power's rolling!
What was his long game?
It's Iran New Zealand's wrong game.
He holds the ball up well as she throws him at him, straight into his game.
I-I changed it.
Yeah.
Hey!
Hey!
What the fuck?
That's actually not bad at all.
Oh!
Very poor defence. Very poor defence.
There's a series of other defensive mistakes all the way over again.
Nice one though.
In the last stages of qualifying, Elijah just got four goals in the last five qualifying games.
Oh, in the balls!
Did he kick his balls?
Well, he was scaring an inviting target there, so a great signal.
Again, started with the invention of Chris Wood, a little flick around the corner.
Just was there to support.
Jack Dowd's there, it was tough.
I mean, he was too straight onto the ball. Couldn't actually create...
He had to go left with the wrong foot, I mean, was he going to do a backflip?
Yeah.
Did he get lost?
Another 360!
Oh
in their face.
Look at the space to turn here.
From the carrot.
Really good to engage.
Stay on the left, on the left.
Okay, here comes the wiping.
He comes up here comes up in it
Run the ball to the right make the goalie go to the right
Fake shoots, but it's a pass to the left wide open shot bang
Bang left guy scores that
Left guy scores that for real
Wow, is he close?
Oh man.
The discnency was only a score on him.
Oh my god, that was close.
Oh, that's free. I mean, that's free. I mean, it's free.
Chad, this New Zealand defense is absolutely worthless.
Chad, their vulnerabilities are not being taken advantage of fully, but once they're
against a better team, they're gonna fall because of it.
Somebody will take advantage of that,
because it's a bad shit defense.
He's the first to sing back to the goalkeeper, Kroken.
Jesus.
Just backing off a little bit.
Hang on, fuck.
Just let me put a little bit of public in the round.
Could be costly.
They won't want to give it that man's face.
No, they're very struggled with the power of Chris Wood.
His ability to back in and roll the defenders.
OK, I mean.
What the fuck?
This is weird. This is really nice.
Jack!
Nice!
Jack! Jack!
Iran, he's giving the ball for free.
They're losing good possessions for nothing.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh
Wait
Wait that's insane
A quarter to the cross.
We'll have that run.
Thanks, Mace.
From down the body, Mace, point of view of the music.
Your chip is disappointing.
Brother, that is the gold class.
We still have to execute that, dude.
We'll multiply.
From cut-offs, out towards...
Resign.
Cut the pass, the cross, the headshot.
I mean it.
So great, Sinc.
that's that's a real good sucker.
It was a nicely
flagged free kick.
I'm sure they're quickly on to
the second ball.
And the goalkeeper connects.
They check the copy.
They didn't get anything to do it.
They take the center copy.
I'm at the top of the red, the lady with the point.
Too far.
Dude!
Do a conclusion, one or two players fall flat on the ground, the excursion, the effort was supreme, twice, New Zealand led, they still wait for their first ever World Cup win, but twice.
It's actually good though. I think some of these teams are being underrepresented.
They're being under, chat, I think people are saying that they're not doing well, they're actually doing good.
It is just too small, two minutes, brother.
Chat, two minutes, brother.
Oh, is that the number said either?
Oh, it's a wrong game.
I want to watch, I want to watch Noe.
over this time. Straturally, Ferre Torres did eyes. Claris moment of the match so far.
Yo, chat, chat, chat. Yo, chat. This goaler is danged.
Oh, and take it away. And so does he.
Yo!
Who is he?
Who is he?
What a save from Elzino again.
That's no problem, sure.
Yo, are they ever gonna have a fucking an offense? Bro, it is like a just like a golder highlight game
And it is here that is the world man.
And it goes so in the head down the street to the next you know.
I guess.
That is it.
where they result in a lifetime and this will be remembered for a long, long time.
Um, okay, that's absolutely insane.
Let me look at this, let me get some of these posts here, it's chat links.
Alright, there's one in credits. Oh, yeah, people are...
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't think we can watch the other game, it's too early, it's too early, I'm gonna
It's not been in the timer.
True.
Holy.
Chat. What's the meaning of the joy of that?
Kate Bird is a 40 year old keeper.
She's become an Instagram citizen after the incident.
She's been a Zizzle Jewel in Spain.
She has under 50 followers for the number of six million.
Holy
Chad did the videos that some true some true skill. I
Mean he's got skills change. He's jumping in here like a grasshopper. He's 40 years old. That's a second
What's the Saudi game it's been to to new to recent
And I try to be stronger.
Chat.
Chat, you're watching this yet?
Just like it.
Chat, do you guys like what I watch today?
I think we'll put it in the game.
What, it was offside?
Missile's scored and it was offside?
It is lunchtime in Sydney.
Early morning in Istanbul.
Nine in the evening in Vancouver.
The stones still get to sex. The temperature of course 21 degrees.
That's it.
That's a good pass I think.
Chad, no way, it's too early.
By Gilmast.
It just happened. I'm gonna get DMCA'd like everybody else.
Can't he all do?
Gilmast.
They're both ways.
And it's good!
And it fell as well, you've got a requirement.
trying to control the bobbin
at Patrick Beach in the way for Australia.
It's almost perfect.
And you can all that came from
taking, crossing the line.
And that Iran Kunda for the Aussies.
It's Iran Kunda!
Oh, man, that.
Did I say that's the one?
Nesterie Iran Kunda.
Just 20 years of age.
Skilled on the World Cup stage for Australia.
I don't think I want to hold it. I don't care that much.
I like this show here.
What?
I think there's a lot of people out there that don't even know how to watch it, right?
I'll watch one more check, cause I don't know if I'll watch one more game.
I'll watch for you now.
The roar is swinging charge forward. Can they do it?
He's trying to find space for moving over.
Those cameras are shaking. The lighting is trashy. The cameras are bad.
Nothing good about this.
He's started his run forward. He's trying to grab the red plate for Golden Keeper.
He's swiping. That's for you, General.
He's swiping. The attack continues. He's swiping back.
Wait!
I should have put Sweden higher on my list. When I did the check with Malvamy, I knew they were cooking.
I don't know why I put them more. I go back into the bunker, was it? I was putting in a higher check with Malvamy.
Absolutely brilliant from Sweden.
the 22 year old Tunisian and Moroccan parents play an absolute thunderbolt
play what?
his son driving forward, may he have to go down here son, he's up to number 5, big save
check, if he lived his entire life in Sweden and his parents are Moroccan, Tunisian and
He gets to choose out of three he continually choose out of any other three, right?
But another quick warning sign in transition moments for Sweden to pay attention
Interesting
Looks for a better opportunity.
Fizzles out and they stood robust, the Swedish back line.
Oh.
What can we do going forward here?
No going here, no shot there.
Big chance for the opener, there's the strike!
Alex and Reiser finds the back of the net
to double Sweden's lead.
That's a defense to all the problemers.
A brilliant solo run for me, Sack.
and finished with Klaas, Sweden have two.
Jack, Kate Brunner, Gola would have stopped that.
Like, you would have brushed it off her.
Sweden are cruising.
Sweden, like, looking like this one stick.
Can we have a third before the break?
I would have stopped the two. He's right. He's right.
in his dead center and I hope that something something good happens
Yeah, just like that
quick little glance he's gotten gold side of his defender
he's just a little sixty-nine on the general side
that absolutely nothing the goalkeeper can do about it
goal is to fire back
and an important moment for Janisse to come to this outtime break
head us to the marlots just this pass Valeri into the path of Hannibal now
Oh
No
Like yeah, that was actually on target
We gotta push them though
I mean he's gonna push them though
Oh
Yes, you blocked him instead of play a lot when he blocked and look at that
So what is that what was that pose?
Oh the master!
He's him, the master, okay.
The way of the ball up and over the top
He possibly can just to get a touch just a redirect
Stonber brush legs. I mean it's not bad
27 year old joints. I don't think it was possible, but I mean try down. It's like that
I love it if I get out of there to go!
Tram is a goal!
But the flag is up!
Mattis Svanberg
coming onto the pitch
and thinking
that in his first touch
of the game that scored
they fall for Sweden but the flag
Wends up. Oh
Very interestingly
Sweden's coaching staff is having a deep conversation with the fourth official
Because they're trying to indicate that Alexander Esa got a touch
And if so Spombert would indeed be in an on-site position wait, what reset the play
Is
I can't watch it. Even one image of that goal that you guys are mentioning is there?
Oh, he banned it.
I need to speak to that side. After the new player number, 19 is in on-site position, final decision goal.
And there we go. They had to check. They had to listen. They couldn't hear the referee.
And the goal has been given, thanks to a death touch.
Oh, because he touched the ball, it resets the, if the initial pass is going somewhere
and it goes to that, that's fine, but he touched the ball, so now the touch is from this to
there, not from there to this.
Oh
This is Sweden's game
And here comes Joe Rosa for the row of your place if they look to have a
Sender
off Sweden
Oh, hey, come on now
That's an exceptional strike!
Anyone second!
Jack, that was going so fast!
He finishes this game!
Holy shit! Hello?
He over to Magic!
From his boots again!
I thought she didn't say anything.
She needs a coach fire there.
Okay.
Jack, I thought he hired the ball.
Like the coach can be fired by who?
Uh, permanently banned Nina.
Yeah, permanently banned for three days and here it comes.
Here it comes again.
For what though?
For what though?
I, I, I, I shouldn't have done it.
We could have watched it wrongly.
Is there any contacts Monday?
The board fired him okay, he's the only wrong
For as a horizon six is what increase in place we use exploit to get rich bug involved at driving a GMC Hummer EV into a glitch
Cat tell me to cat tell me to cat tell me to a cat and the two cat tell me to cat tell me to
Guys, did they also ban those players?
No, okay. Well, I didn't even do it for any credits. I hope they don't get it
ruining my credits because I didn't do any of that. Every account flag reading
And the method got clogged back to the method of 10 mil per...
Mm.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
So if I had, let's say 20 mil before I did it,
and I got to max, they remove, they go back to 10.
Mm, well I can do that.
So watch the Norway highlights.
Holland is a man's.
So I'm good.
So how do I see like the normal,
oh I'm on the wrong count, sorry,
this is my smash up account.
What the fuck?
I'm on, yeah, I'm on my smash up account,
mainly challenged.
Jesus, that's crazy.
Jesus.
Yo.
It's interesting.
Check.
One more button.
I have to log in.
Wait, what if chat was a scan death?
What they build to get it?
Oh, my computer.
Okay, that's my account.
Chat, they would log in on my computer with their account, right?
Oh, but then they would have known my IP because they would check IP logins.
Um, yeah, I need to stop talking, but anyway, shall I just do my credits if I lost all my
credits today?
Because maybe I lost all my money.
But yeah, I thought they were playing mecha-camilla, are they still playing it?
I would not be doing a hybrid and lobby of that game.
I'm trying to do some camilla on eSports, oh, nobody, okay, oh, did you.
I'm not doing that XQC. What do you think of all this stuff playing?
What news? A mega clue. It's a mega one. It's larger than size.
I agree.
OK.
Hey, my good friend.
Let's play.
Oh, my god, Ray.
OK, there's somebody over here.
It's fire, man.
What the fuck?
Right next to me.
What's this?
So funny.
No.
No.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That was all the lunch in many times.
Nine seconds.
Spree, did you live there?
Be quiet.
Huh?
Yeah, you know when you have to play hot and singing to kind of the pee.
I feel it all.
You said that?
I had to pee.
Yeah, I had to pee too.
It's all better now, bro.
So, Jack, you had to play with Brony?
Yeah, your mega clue.
Everyone's outside.
Yeah, Jack.
The real Bronello?
I'm just going to go hide inside right now.
It's easy.
I'm going to shoot the moving guy.
I'm going to shoot the moving guy.
There's a moving guy?
Moving guy
Nothing feels better than having
Hey
I am terrible at art.
I'm terrible at art.
Is it what?
Jack?
Wow.
What the fuck, man?
I'm losing my mind, bro.
They're right here, but I can't.
Dude, I don't know what's going on.
Would you believe this spot where you're going to be so mad
after?
If he doesn't play with it?
Oh, OK.
Oh, shit.
Leave it right about the JC Lobby, man.
They fucking stunk in there.
To the JC Lobby, let's find the darkest hole,
The darkest color and then pray
You're gonna go crazy
You want it all the very often.
This happened.
Oh, you know, you could do it.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, my God.
That's good.
You have a tough word.
I just want to ask you something.
I'm going to ask you something.
I'm going to ask you something.
I'm going to ask you something.
You need to go to a red prop and put it in.
You just need to carry it.
You just need to put it in.
You're going to be fine.
You're going to be fine.
You're going to be fine.
You're going to be fine.
You like that, right?
This map is stupid.
There's just so many places that you can be
Yeah, that'd be funny, no?
Yeah, there's three objects, man.
It was just a beautiful map.
I hate the penguin one, but the one I got is one.
I don't believe it.
Okay, well, I know it.
Alright, well, I just want to say to my friends to remove them in this game.
But I'm banned. I'm sure they're not banned.
Is that new low? I was just making jokes. I was just kidding.
I didn't burn my bridges. I actually get along with all those players.
I guess I get along with all those players. I don't understand anything bad about any of them.
Jack, I think it's because the lobby is full.
You're moved with the IP.
Wait, actually?
Okay, um, oh my God.
Oh, we're hunting.
Me and JoJo.
Me and JoJo.
Oh, yep.
Wait, who are the hunters?
Me and JoJo.
Me, JoJo, and Squee.
Yes, sir.
Okay, so I can't.
I was ready to run.
Oh, you're only after the league tournament.
Oh, OK, let me make some sense.
I mean, let me make some sense, yeah.
Please don't.
I didn't know you were reset my points.
There's just no way.
I didn't go to the nana-nana.
I didn't do that.
Welcome back, X.
Debridge Burner.
I kept everything.
Chat, failing the glitch, failing the glitch was actually good because it didn't flag you.
Chat, that's insane.
So I kept 9 mil from racing every day, because I played every day.
So I kept all the points that I earned legitimately by playing the game.
Don't report it.
Why would you report me?
So it doesn't work anymore?
Well, you kept 72 mil.
You kept the hundredth of a two mil and what's your username then?
I mean, I want to add you.
So we can play.
Hey, you're not bad.
Hey, not bad. I mean, that's not too bad.
I don't know the other name.
Um...
So chat, so...
Oh my god, she's gonna spend it.
A gift?
They gave me a gift!
Hey, nah, hey, I take that. That's not bad at all!
Dude, that's not bad at all, chat. I mean, I think I'm rich now.
Uh, no real thanks for this.
days well that's cool that's cool yeah did they change the weather yeah yeah one
game only
wait what's the game looks so good then wait chat wait it's still disabled
that's that's I can do the bugger what why would check message center what was
it says um adjust sure we'll be gifted all players the mid the 20 21 mcglenn sabre
uh okay so it doesn't say when is when's gonna get fixed
it doesn't say what enough that's just sad yeah chat why don't you do the glitch now one
Look at the first line.
Hi. Smile.
Um, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Jack, he didn't even be happy with me, and he still do it?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
You would go over here like this.
So what if you bought all the cards with your money?
Who gets the damage with your money?
And then you would do...
I mean, it takes a know?
OK.
OK, here's the micron.
Chad, is that your fully patched?
I mean, it has to be, right?
I think you get the ported to the nearest point location.
Try again.
I don't know what you're gonna do with it.
Now, what if you could still bug it out by joining a raising set exactly?
Let me think, let me think.
Chat, I'm telling you there's no way to bug it out.
That's not been tested yet.
No!
It slows you down.
It slows you down
Check it slows you down
Look
Wait, does it go
Wait, does it, though?
Can I ask anyone to pass?
Wait, it's completely bugged.
It is completely...
It resets your car position and states, look, it resets it.
What am I doing now, though?
I, I, um, am I, am I soft locked?
I don't. One more time, one more, one more, one more, one more last round. So they're
I have to get buggered
Okay, the island is in fact enough, is it?
Okay, you would do it, let's say you would do handshake.
slow though
hold on
but now what? Am I in the lobby?
I can't do anything. It's bugged it. I'm pulling bugged it.
I'm bugged it.
Yeah, it's patched.
Oh, anyway, that's about it for that.
What about Moise? Is he playing with anybody? He's playing shooting. He's playing his game off-line.
Oh wait, he's playing with friends, obviously.
on the keyboard and mouse. Well first of all I would say they're completely worthless.
Alright well. It's probably uninstall and never touch a game ever again in life.
And now watch it.
I'm a mountain group but um
What's my voice?
That's cool how your character...
Yo, yo, pull out the horse, people!
Get ready with the drums!
To run the World Tournament!
Are you ready?
What is that
NBA straighter?
Is that fun or?
I'm supposed to be like what though?
I'm supposed to be like what?
Splatoon, it's splatting good on that bone.
Oh, we're gonna have to try it, actually.
No, fuck it, we can try it.
Chad, where's the other come out?
It's not new, is it?
Yeah, it can't be bad, but I was like a bunch of good players in here today.
Loud. These flexors are gonna make me go crazy.
Wait, it's better when?
Wait, it said what?
I'm not bidding. I'm playing Super Game, fuck it.
Tudor.
Hey, it said Jack, I got 2.5 thousand.
That's good, no?
Okay, I'll update it and I'll play a game of Wild Zell Land.
Chad, how do you update it?
No, I'm not...
I have a burning hatred for the Switch game, for the Switch console.
I know I have it, I play it, I buy games, so I give them money, but I rage against Nintendo.
Their shit is so bad.
I don't know why it downloads, so I said it.
I'm not playing a knockoff for gamer.
Bullshit, trash.
Okay, um, what is this?
I don't think I would play this. This is really interesting.
I play too many games that are like that. UFC 6, but on what console is that though?
What console is the UFC game on it?
PS5?
I think it's upstairs.
Do I have a pro here?
They don't remember if I have a PS5 pro here or is it normal?
I don't know what game I played.
It's pro, right?
Yo, that's crazy.
Why would they post that, though?
I have to update the ship, this is a yearly update.
Um, can you go to where system?
Okay.
Oh, this is them.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, it shouldn't be that long, right?
So the sandwich, I want to play the name really when it comes out.
I think it's bad.
I had enough of the, of the, of the, of the play guests.
Oh, it's not ready. Dark Bazaar on a single base.
So, whatever, there's this gambo, like, okay, okay,
I mean, it could be good, right?
It could be a banger.
Splatoon 3, hold on.
Shall I win that gun out?
I thought I already played that.
$97?
$97!
It's honestly crazy that that they think their games are worth that much
Honestly, it's it's kind of appalling
Also buy it because I'm a fuck it. I'm a sucker. I mean, I'm a sucker. I don't give a shit
I'm a sucker, but some of these games man. Holy
Hi, excuse me with that, but they're not the wrong game
Wait, I bought the wrong game
It added a new payment option to pay me an organ, not really.
Okay, I'll just tell him I just signed it.
For the bottom, maybe we can put whatever we can pay him.
I'm not scamming, whatever, check, guys it's not a scam, this guy always says it's every
time, it's the same, same guy, not a scam, check, can I not play at all at the same time?
Wait, what else?
What?
You have to enable it?
Jack, can I enable it?
I mean, I will look in chat I actually know the better now I build on one side and then go to the other side and
small go one-sided big on the other side like this somebody get Preston in here
I'm gonna go back to the last.
Like this, see that?
See that?
Check that. Is it a GGM?
Nice, a BGG.
Am I supposed to be dying?
It's not like crazy but it's not bad.
Look, see that?
Watch this.
Bang.
But then.
Watch this.
Okay.
Now watch this.
Okay.
Ready?
Watch this.
Okay.
Watch this.
Okay.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Not terrible, but not great either.
That was so good.
I can salvage that.
Look, I'm gonna give you investing on the other side there, look, see that, our leader
is invested, nice, dude I'm the goat of this game, I'm telling you guys, I'm the fucking
Goat. See that? That was a good one, I think. No, it wasn't.
Ooh, is that good? Yeah, that's good. Now, red, red, yellow, pink.
Yep!
Yeah, we'll have to be on top of this.
Okay, they're lost.
I'm not gonna lose. I'm not gonna lose. I should be fine.
Dude is it so bad? Dude is it so bad? Okay. I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna go inside.
This is so troll. There is just no way, right? I'm not punching down. Okay. Okay.
The iOverview for the stream says XQC conforms the Forza credit glitches fully
attached, then evokes to the Nintendo Switch, raging about $97 game prices while accidentally
buying the wrong one.
Well, I guess I'm trying by the way on that.
OH! OH!
Wait, this is perfect.
Chat, this is fucking perfect.
Because...
I mean, is this troll?
Um, I don't know what to do here.
Yeah, how do I fix that?
Surprisingly.
I'll have to find a way to reg it down to the left, no?
Yeah, I'll be there to go red-go down!
High X don't listen to them. They have never pretended to be sponsored at skateboarding or trampoline
Zach
Check
What the heck is Zach? What the heck is Zach doing?
Band band band band band band
Okay, that's still not good though.
I would have to find a way to get pink pink to go yellow and that's the only way to get
out of this.
I have no idea.
It might not work though.
I don't have any idea, it might not work though.
Yeah, that could work, right?
That could work.
That could work.
Yep.
This could work on Pepper.
Is it like this, like that, like this, like that, okay, then this.
Yes!
Dude, I-I'm not sure. Being this good at games is scary.
Like...
It's just scary.
I don't know what to do.
I don't think so.
I should have.
Okay, save time never.
was that bad?
wait why why why why why why why was that bad?
It should still go- Oh no, it's fucked. Yeah, it's fucked, you're right, it's fucked.
Nobody has no fear, it's not possible.
Everybody's afraid of something.
Okay, I think- I think it's game's over. I think I shoulder.
Yeah, I shoulder.
Okay, is there a chance that it goes through?
What happens if you misplace in one area but then the other fruits are able to go in the
order where you want them so it eventually ends up okay?
That's kind of the goal again.
Don't troll me.
Please don't troll me.
Oh my god.
I trolled.
It's over.
Unless...
Hold on.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
Chat.
I see it.
This could go crazy.
unless hold on I see it I see it I see it chat I see it this could you go crazy
that was actual beginner
14 months, can I get my favourite emotes bar in the chat? Bar.
Chat, how do I make it so that it goes on the left side?
I mean, you don't.
Okay, now I killed it, now it's virtual.
So how do you close the game?
It doesn't know when the game plays.
I mean, it's unscary that a stopper in the current year has to pause to download anything
like a comombra.
Um, some fish.
What fish game?
I'm not playing shit here.
Okay. Ah, this.
Ah, playing this.
So that's not Twitter, it looked terrible.
This one didn't take it pretty much.
It's really interesting how it stops downloading into our player game. Like it's really stupid in
Like look, I'm not downloading, so... okay
Metro Exodus is a groundbreaking story driven first-person shooter combining a brutal fight for survival
I think we're going to play this
Unforgiving combat and heart pounding stealth built using developer for a game's proprietary engine
I'm gonna watch it remains a state-of-the-art graphical masterclass
Yeah, this is the it's gonna be a little solid all down this 14 minutes
I'm kind of gonna go to this game chat. Is it gonna be ideally on his game or not?
Wait, it does?
I can't hear you, Chet right on.
Wait, is that Felix?
It shuns.
Chet doesn't really play with Grek.
Should we not play with Grek with randoms?
Okay. In that lobby, was there randoms or was that like a...
I'll join, I'll join Prisons' game.
I mean, all I do is win.
I mean, it's just what I do.
And I win again.
next game
what is he lagging at?
stop stop I guess I'm lagging stop it
Don't hold me!
That's- that's actually so lame.
That's actually so fucking lame.
I'm a year loser.
Okay, I'm a year loser.
Is it better now, or is it fixed or not?
I was AFT.
Which I did the only tools I had because- because I-
I was lagging, I had to fix it.
really good
you guys have no idea what this game is going to be doing
you guys are not good at this game at all yeah that's all I care
watch this
Watch this.
That's so lucky!
Wait, hold on. The game is rolling before the game starts.
Wait, who did it?
You guys hold on to me. You guys don't hold on to me, department.
Yeah, guys, no holders, no holders. They'll be weird now.
Like, when you hold them, you're a bitch.
Yep, I gotta help again.
I had it.
That's awful. That is so awful.
I got it, there's one.
Nah, that's mine.
What?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, this guy is...
Stop, stop, stop!
Stop stop
No, oh no, no, no, no, no
Why?
No, because he's lagging, he's lagging
That's what you mean, I'm lined up, I'm lined up
Yo, yo
I thought you were in the game you're an actual player
I swear I thought it was like like when the game started I thought it was like a
I kept your voice line
I'm cooked. I'm cooked. I'm cooked. Yeah, I'm good
And I lose
You know, it's funny that you're gonna enjoy that was lagging it also whoever has a host your internet is a piece of shit
Are you a lot of life I believe I
No shit, no shit, no shit that you win on the fucking switch games. You're just lagging
That I should have had it
Now let's not talk about 12 house games tennis because you haven't won that a second time yet
No, no
What was I get?
Fifty-fifty percent.
Spectrum. Yeah, yeah, so you can call Spectrum.
Hey, yeah, yeah, tell Spectrum they fucking suck.
And Starlink too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, tweet at them, tweet at them.
Give you a fucking AI tweet back to you.
Yo, they game Bob, I can walk!
Don't don't do that
Me get the cheating it was just having a line
Why do you like it same David Bula who is that?
No, well who is David Bula
Okay, how do you do that though nah oh cuz you do all run up
I
Get it. So you guys they they didn't get it your bunch. That's why
No, that's not that that's not it
Hey, what's that on my head what's that on my head cheese
Stop saying your name it's just weird
No, my team, my team, my team, my team.
Lag.
You hit my game two by three, so is it only me?
He's cheating.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't. I don't know.
No. Easy. Easy. Why so cheesy? That's
Oh, I have the momentum here.
I know why it jumped by itself.
I didn't say it was going.
It just jumped and it was going.
The other boys are here.
Okay, okay, okay, why is the only exactly the host that's right
Oh my god, look at this line.
I
Yo president president logging the clubhouse games yeah, buddy. I'm playing on this one time. Oh
No, I can't we can't get it to get something down
Watch this!
Alright, out of the board.
Out of the board.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay, one, one time, press the log in, one, it's at 85%, one run, this one, BL5, BL1 on
the game. If I lose to you, the government will wash over. I will agree to that.
of runspace man wait no way to get my signal um no that's what i'm talking about
come on
not you your dog shit brother I beat you every time I don't know what else I'm
not you're fucking ass oh my god
walks in the room and commands the attention without saying a word when
the line acts they all notice
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
Yeah.
Like it.
Like it.
3040.
40, 40.
Still.
Slimey, JBB, I'm Waterdon.
Advantage server.
That's so laggy.
I mean, I'm not sure.
That's so laggy. I mean it's so stupid. See? Look, see? He doesn't, he doesn't have any problem. So laggy.
No, you don't get it there. Then input a delay there.
It's so delayed, look!
Look! He did it! He did it!
Look, watch, watch, watch.
I can't do it. Go!
You're lagging. It's amazing.
It's so amazing. It's so amazing.
There's a one in tires in the lake like as one buddy. I'm not I'm not on anything. Look I'm wired in no lagging
He's oh so he just ended up like it the entire running was playing on the server the whole time and just no no you're done
You're done. Just stop
I
Look, I say this is gonna be so like how are you so bad at every game you play
Can't even to her daughter child's game pace aware
That's that shit hit 5%
40, 40, please
So lame.
Damn shit.
Damn shit.
Get out, get out of here.
I mean, you know shit, watch this, I reversed it, I reversed it, he's so mad, reverse,
correct, you're mad, you're mad, you're mad and you're shit man, I know what to tell
That's one of the go-to!
That's one of the go-to!
That's a real man's gamer!
All up from the Navy.
XQC L.
I only want one man.
He's a different guy, this guy's not liking him, he's a different guy.
Okay.
You want to do all that shit with me, shit?
I got you, bro.
There you go.
You're not him.
Like, this is proof that you're not him.
I have I'll prove to you by like you are and I am him
It's my game
I have to pre-hit that.
Nice! That's nice!
Y'all, I mean, you look at that!
I was gonna go back for you.
It's not what it used to be is I'm gonna say
All right one baseball
Well
I'm gonna miss I go
He might sub if you go, Loki.
Oh, not this guy, man.
Buddy.
Have you ever won a one-round of any game against me?
I don't think you've ever won any round.
I think you're just not him.
Oh
What
I pre-tried that too.
Close.
Oh my god, dude!
I think you're supposed to hit the ball.
Oh my god!
I didn't want to bad get out
of
Pah!
What?
Why is he...
Ow!
Oh!
Preston is so shit.
He fell off so hard. Could you beat him by two? By two? By two? Two? Two? And yes, maybe try hitting the ball buster.
Question mark.
Oh man, so dark shit.
It's not in the game so hard, it's impossible, this game is actually possible, it's pure lucker.
Like it's, it's, there's nothing still on this.
Welcome to the jungle thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, whoa, right, mate.
This game is fucking impossible.
Pepe, you're clapped, pepe, you're clapped, pepe, you're clapped.
Come on.
Okay, dude.
Okay, dude.
Bang!
Okay, Kerbald.
Okay, Kerbalb!
I had it to me there too, man!
Are you?
Okay, it really came down to RNG on the Tetris.
I'm not sure how to get out of your trash.
But see how short it is when I'm on this and you're on that.
I'll get you out in 10 seconds!
Dog shit. Man, you're so dog shit.
I think I'll be good, yeah.
I mean, the few games that are new and fun, but...
They should have renewed the old game and then put it in there.
Okay. One last game.
I'm the goal of this game. I'm actually doing it. Yo, H. I. B. U. in every single day mode.
Stop it, man! You're shit!
Oh, man.
But you're so bad!
That's so stupid, you're just spamming too.
so lame
I
Do
That's so stupid!
I
Nice family, that's not any you know, that's not it. Well, that's it. Yo, you're nice family
That's so that's really fun and enjoy the game nice fucking dog shit. Yes. It's this way it's better
This is not part of the real
I can do bowling, but I can't fill up in bowling, little kid.
I can't fill up in bowling.
Oh
The fuck is Brandon the fuck is Brandon
Oh, I'm so remiss today, this is bad.
Okay, reset, reset, reset, it bugged, reset, it bugged, reset, it fucking bugged!
I'm cheating. I'm going to do the Metacurve. I'm going to fuck her. I'm going to do the
Metacurve. I'm going to give a shit.
Are you fucking stupid?
Are you fucking stupid?
It's gonna- it's gonna slow-
watch this, it's gonna slow-
I knew it, it's classic.
I'll be right back.
Brandon, you fucking!
Turn the fucking ball!
What's this, William?
When we get out of here, we'll have to go back home.
OK?
Yeah.
OK, see you in a bit.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Not bad actually, I actually so good man, I actually so fucking good.
Brandon you fuckhead, Brandon you dipshit, throw the ball, throw the ball dipshit.
I'm in the wrong room, I'm the right one.
Well, with all this room I'm in the wrong room.
The truth is, I'm not supposed to be standing in the wrong room.
That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do this. Bang. Bang. Bang.
I think I actually lost.
Yo, I might have lost.
Um...
How have you not learned a throat?
When you've thrown like ten balls.
I don't get it, Brandon.
Throw the fucking ball!
Oh, man, I can't, man.
Let me just try this new technique. This and that.
Okay, I'm done by this game. Next, I'm going to start doing the bucket.
I guess I should shut up, right?
Okay, it has to be a medium curve from medium right.
That's pretty much how it is.
Hard curves from left from right is bad.
It's just not meta anymore.
Shai, who was it that you played against?
Well...
Well...
Shai, I had tricked this guy against any team.
That kind of solidifies the mess I have the actual goat of soccer right now right now though
Close second, but it is what it is what it is. I mean, it's not another close either like
Close second after a bunch of other guys
But in the current day and age in in the one in the right now check them on it's not really a contest
I'm gonna be valid it's done
Jack, why can't they do the grip change?
Jack, how many goals does one have in a current World Cup?
Not many.
And if he gets a hat tricking, I'll put him as a close second.
Oh, he's got zero.
I didn't even play it.
Okay, that was a count.
I will not make a discussion about the goat or not, then.
uh... i will wait for that to play that is given a chance
nintendo service
is the only thing on earth
that will make your one gigabyte
internet
feel like fucking a phone hotspot
and that's that's going to be that's always gonna be true
and as we go to the game this somebody at their office fucking pedals a bike or
some shit
To the internet to turn on it. Like, it's just awful, man.
Man, it's like 850.
It should be 2 gigabytes.
I mean...
I don't even know if this game is going to be worth it, you know what I mean?
There's just some uncertainty in this game, the download is just making me really upset.
So I didn't do as much as I thought, I enjoyed it.
I thought it was a little bit weird because the meta around what guns are good, it was
It was kind of lame, but who knows?
Slatsfest.
What did Japanist say?
I'll just leave it now.
Um, is there any man?
Mr. Cow, can I, after 48 months, be welcomed to the jungle?
I'm serious, you still never did that, that would be cool.
The Browse!
The Pets!
What the fuck is that?
These are all terrible!
Little buddy's turn.
That's cute
You're fresh start splatting that right the credit will hit you with the basics. Oh
No
Hi X how are you doing bro?
What?
Stupid
Check it's tilt controls better than the actual thing. Yes
Am I an onion?
What the?
The sideways is always the sideways!
I get it.
Okay, I get it.
Wait.
oh man this is uh
hey I haven't watched the streams for a while and was wondering if I missed the
cigarette stream no you promised me you would do a cigarette stream three years
ago. In five minutes he's going to say he doesn't get it and then quit. Batu, batu, batu.
Wait, so I think the same city as the other games? Wait, did I already play this game?
No, I'm not on the other side of the head of like 10 years ago.
Wait, hold on.
Sick.
I want to play online here.
I want to play online.
I want to play online.
I want to play online.
I want to play online here.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, you know what I'm doing.
I understand it's me and it's me.
Oh, very cool.
Yeah, you can only go up with your thing with the tilt controls.
Yep.
Okay.
Oh, just add no, no, whatever, let's just go online.
I'm sure we can buy stuff if you win getting online.
Here, budget?
Can I look, earn cash and get some gear?
Sure for a while, okay?
Chow, where is the game mode online?
Here?
Chow, what's rankin'?
Is this way?
You have a level 10?
How do you have a level 10?
Did you just play battles?
Nice.
No sniper, because if you slam it you're gonna get fucked on.
Oh my, is that in player?
I'm playing
and
I
will get all the rest of the weekend.
I'm
Oh
The music
Ah
what
what
what
what
what
what
what
I'm gonna try to get some surface down
The boat low oh my god, the boat won't shut man
Do it do it do it do it
I'm going to go ahead and change the controls because it's
It's really not playable.
Nine in one level for a game.
No.
Is it second?
So what is that?
This?
Wait, are there one?
Another one.
Hand held?
Oh this?
This?
This?
Way better.
Jesus.
Okay, go again.
Check.
You want me to micro-adjust my dots?
Okay, go again.
Jarrow is meta actually?
But why?
I hear you need to hold my gun, Dino!
UGH! UGH!
Why did that be the only way to do it, Dino?
Why am I shot, then?
Check while raging at Nintendo's slow servants, doctor, this summary healthy cat chopper.
Dude, fuck you!
We need to get those angles in here.
Anything is just bots, bots, bots, bots, bots.
nobody needs a little blast
can you go that way? you can't go that way
That all this broken shit that if I just got it by long range though
I
Was in blue, I think you just go like a like a
What it's a one shot
Down deep ladder.
Did we lose the game?
nice sweet chat this oldest panel is gas it's yeah I mean I'm learning it I'm
I'm learning it, so I don't get shit.
I'm learning it.
How do you buy guns?
Where?
I shall have the plaza.
I'll buy them and I'll buy little five I think.
Wait.
Is he better?
Oh he can more recoil the more you hold it.
He has to do like recoil reset there.
What is that, what does that do?
It's a shield.
I thought it was a delayed air we grenade.
Dude, that's fucking busted.
Okay, it's over.
I'm gonna roll again and I'm going to absolutely bust on everybody.
I'm gonna bait their ults.
This is my ult bubble and roll them!
Yo, it's over for you guys!
I'm just getting to the beginning of the map.
I should do this right?
So I guess it doesn't activate at you. Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay, middle, watch this, watch this.
Aw, so broken!
It's so fucking broken!
I'm gonna make a big long line and go by them.
What?
I
Yeah, this is all
We're gonna lose up the last door again
Oh
We win that.
I guess I got a place, it's not bad.
Chat, can you play as the white team in this game?
I need to know whether you can play as the white team.
It is very important, Sadi.
Ability unlocked. Wait, there's gear?
Wait, I had to check. All my slots were empty?
There is four slots per item.
They had zero?
Okay, I mean that now I'm gonna be busted the shit
This is yell. Let's yell on
How do you buy gunner
Let me go to the menu and go buy guns.
Is he here or down there?
X.
Okay, weapon shot.
What the fuck are those?
ADHD.
Oh, the Inkbar is what I want!
Okay, I'm going to use the potential with this gun.
chat, which emo do you like more? xqcl or xqll lore? xqll llllllllllllllllllllllllll.
got it bang bang bang bang bang now this is me that's actually good
Good.
Good.
Check it.
Can you change gun into the side of the game, or not?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
There's a gun inside the game.
There's a gun inside the game.
There's a gun inside the game.
There's a gun inside the game.
Wait, what?
Checking that in on top of them?
Wait, chainsaw?
of
I'm not telling you today XQC looking cute today cannot miss you on the lips
I'd like this gun to suck it.
I thought so bad, well done, very cool!
Wow!
I thought it was a nuclear game! Like this is so stupid!
I am I'm beyond myself fuck this shit the melee guns are so but okay okay you want to
make the game boring I'll make the game but I'm gonna go buy a piece of shit one tap shotgun
and just be really boring. Cool!
No, no, do not give me that one. No, do not. No, do not.
He sniped the rifles and picked up a splatter and an awesome dual-aise twin.
Real splatters, no.
What's that? The slasher?
Blaster?
I aim up, does it go further up?
Then with this, I land on the enemy's control system.
Jack, wait, what do you mean it's a support role?
This is a support role?
The bucket of supports?
Why?
Why?
Why?
My juicer is truly a variety streamer.
I love this game so much and I'm so glad to finally see you playing it.
There goes Bono.
Okay, I'm buying this
Watch me get sucked by stupid moron bucket and
Bucket bucket. Oh, like that thing is so stupid
that goes and gets the back and then paints.
I start the game and I just roll in it
and I prevent it from pushing up.
Wow, 54 months and X is playing Splatoon GTA Life
can't get better than this XQCL.
I
This is a social shit, it's a funny distant social shit
I don't get it.
Oh, they can shoot it.
I got every downer my battle
Faster!
It's not bad either, should we have been in this lane?
I mean, I was only on my spot.
it busted. That's not worse. Wait, is it, is it, is it by, by, no, it's not, the fudge.
How do I get more of the...
...gear?
You also- you also might-
Wait, I did get carried in.
So what's the two-category?
Is it- is it? What is that?
I didn't do anything, what the fuck?
Oh, it's- how many holes you did?
I need the mechanic to do this, I need to do this when I have to reset, reset, reset,
reset, reset, reset, reset, reset.
I have to go back to main, or reset camera.
Back to main, reset camera.
Anything that I'm having, I'm too tilted.
you today you don't want to
Yes, yes, yes
Yes, yes
no no no no no no no web designers is a fucker did you see I I couldn't
Where is he?
Yeah, it's not there.
I
I can't roll to the right and I think I think we should win that though somebody's gonna flank to the right side
I mean I was getting a lot of kills and shit I did I did my job
I've seen you gear this year is just bad chat I'm not having to do things I don't
I need to do it very good.
Headgear.
What?
Level four.
Okay, I think it's always better to start low and aim up.
Start high and aim up.
Like maybe I tilt my hands up and then I raise my camera.
Tilt up, raise the camera.
Alright, then I have a good range of motion.
Why Joy-Cons though?
Joy-Cons better?
Wait. What? I literally got out of the way. I literally got out of the line that the game
drew.
of
You can fall the way in, I didn't know that!
I have something in this fucking gunner.
I
Don't know if it's not it's not it's not it's bad. It's bad. Sorry. I cannot use the shoulder. It's not good
It's terrible.
Yeah, um, yeah.
Yeah, it's like playing a rocket league and I'm able to do something.
Like it's fucking internally tilting it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I'll take it off and use it again and then put it back on because it's too hard.
Checking, getting those in is going to take forever.
Wait, I can't switch, I can't switch my controls while I'm in the other queue?
Uh, yes.
I have a menu.
Do I have to get out of this place?
Good!
I'm sure it's gonna be hard.
I don't get it though, I don't get it though.
They're shooting the ground. It's so stupid.
They're shooting the ground, are they?
Hold on.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Okay
Wait, how's the no hittigan? He should have died out of there
I
Sense to I I get by with it so bad
I love it I can
I don't like to do all these.
I feel like maybe I'm more of a um, it's just, it's just not me.
Offer sensitivity.
I can't.
I tried to do it.
Should have done it right.
It says dry air.
What does that mean, Dryer?
I'm actually starting...
I don't know why, all of a sudden I get started.
Oh, it's a Wind Street counter. Interesting.
I want to get a burger.
The onion rings.
Yeah, he's fat.
Hold on, I need something to correct him.
Ready?
Bang.
Now scan me.
Wait, this is all my better, hold on.
Wait, this is all my better, hold on.
Wait, I need to go, come on.
Okay, I'm getting in there.
Yeah, these are so broken, what is that?
invincible what wait what is that
It's not a sniper, it's not a gun, there's no shot at it.
I don't know if I can get it.
Oh, fuck, he's out of range.
I see him.
Spongler is in it
We went after a sure.
I can't read it.
This is going to play so, uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there's a couple of gender ships.
Hello, let me know if you want to collaborate in learning the game.
I moved to see huge influencers play this game and I'd move to help in any way since
this game has such a large learning curve.
That's it.
I won the most recent Nelig for this game and play the weapon you are playing right
now and it was
and then uh...
definitely next time because uh... i'm bad about the beginning of some food
but what about uh... alternation
this is going out of the world champion
this is more about hop on hop off that it's a good for them
chai i mean this isn't the third linker though i mean i i will do that
I need some headgear I feel like I it's like um who that are good at like rolling me
Get abilities, okay cool. I'm
Come back info
No, not this oh my god stop play that baguette
So how do you, what is ZL, boosts Ink Recovery Rate and Ink Revenivation Z and Lest of ZL
Battle.
Is that good?
I have to respawn in here.
you upgrade yourself up in here.
Here's a super jump speed here.
Increase the movement speed in swim form.
Feels special gow, don't I, if your team has a few active- uh, no.
Chat looks good.
Last bitch.
Come back.
Um, I feel like this is good.
Yeah, I got a little truck on back.
I die a lot, so fuck it.
And how do you upgrade that?
Oh, you can't.
to just play with it.
He said what?
Um, any of these good?
the
letter shot
brush
or just right
if that's absolutely garbage 67
That's hard!
What's your arm?
Huh?
What's R?
Light bumper?
I don't know what he's on.
Chai, there's a new gun in us.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Hold the shoot.
OOOOOOOH!
Is that a kitchen door?
Oh, that's good to get into the places that you want to be in!
Dude, that's fucking heavy.
He's like a golden autogunner
It's nice
All these shit I paint sir
That's your arm that's your arm
Yo
What wait he one shot at me
These MFAs really made me pay one hundred bucks to clean the toilet, snob.
Am I only playing a puppet?
I think I'm not even out.
I had it, I had it, I had it.
I don't know what it does!
I don't know what it does.
I don't know what it does.
Childs all the way to their spawn though, I mean, I was cooking.
I mean, this time close.
I definitely win that.
I was going to be in it.
Was that a third place?
Jack.
Third place!
Okay, did you actually not open?
So, aim down, aim down, okay.
You are bad, BTW.
Spider-Man.
But does it do damage though?
to rush deeper to the other side and then launch back.
Oh!
Okay, I get it.
You wanna try it?
I'm going to go deep deep early.
I have no ink, is that right?
But I have no ink, I don't ink as much.
like that! like that!
I can say, I can't see anything there. Nope.
No!
It's over, it's over.
fuck man asshole
I love when you splat all over the place.
fuck I tried to do my ult, this is also my reswindle wall
somebody's gotta get our spawn though, like I think it's all like lost real estate
How am I third place again? I think I was this smaller, buddy. I need to get angry charge yet
Wow, I love watching you spread it all over keep painting it
Well, yeah, that's impossible. It will take years.
I need to buy new shit, you're right.
Okay ink saver
You got it in consumer. Okay. That's good. XT boosts
Busted it is busted it
shoes drop roller
let's take doing a super jump let's see I'm not doing a super jump I don't know
what that is
uh respond to that after being slanted appear there without
No, bad. Bad.
Reduces damage taken and improves mobility when walking through enemy. That's busted!
Makes squid rolls and switches easier.
No.
I think this is good.
He doesn't have a gun.
He kinda looks like a shit outfit though.
My headband bad?
Oh, your blanket is bad.
In recovery
Huh?
Oh, you're upgraded!
Okay
Okay.
So is that a waste?
The issues are good.
Um, yeah, I can't play ranked.
I don't forget
Let me see how good it is
Okay, is it a lot?
Like does it help that much? Does it save her?
This is busted, so strong.
Yeah, I can splat after every jump.
What's behind you?
Strong.
I didn't need to help with doing the map though.
I'll start on the corner and I'll aww, start on the other one there.
And now I'm gonna go on the enemy lines.
He's nuts.
Sam, hold on though.
Chat, how does he move that much?
Like, I was wondering if that's the good for my man.
Like...
What, is this one a disaster?
So...
That's it. It just if you're out of there, like that's just so weird.
So strong and for sure I know
Offers them here
There's no cooking
galaxy girl JR okay buddy
any matter
I'm doing the foundation of the game, I'm just making sure that we're well inked.
It's just old, the old thing handy.
Shastle their gun as we're strong.
I'm not ready to bud or whatever hammer guy of course classic and he's a child love me
Okay.
What?
Okay, just stop that.
So fucking busted it.
What's out here?
Oh, yeah?
come on come on come on
oh man my team please do something
Hello?
There's no way we lose there, right?
I killed two players, but I have one on me.
I have three players occupied, and they lose.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
These are absolute no-mundo players.
Give one more.
I mean, that's just embarrassing.
What is that?
Is that good?
Hold on.
Rip those what my stats that
I'll go deeper. I mean now that I'm gonna be at I don't believe you though
General store. I can't... not in this lobby thing.
Alright.
Alright.
It's the same players.
I'm over it.
Just fucking annoying shit.
I'm going to be out of the way, this is some internet, somebody disconnected, I mean.
If I just get him, I would just get him.
Oh yeah, there's too much. I can't.
I gotta go back to the HGMI.
Better.
So what is that, by the way?
Let's go.
Is that worth being at all?
I think it's not.
on choke points so don't you go down and rotate on me.
I hate training with an enemy. I think it's so stupid.
Can we get our spawn, then?
Yeah, it's over.
No, I was carrying the game!
team is still on the game
Wait, where did I get this funnel? Where did I get this funnel?
That's why you need a spawn! That's why you need a spawn!
BANG!
I MVP'd the whole lobby!
XQCL.
doesn't I MVP the whole Lobby
yeah guys don't like this when you're winning it's fun seven kills I did I'm
him
I stay middle farm points then use all together side to this one and then kill
and then go back to mid and just keep rotating from mid to back line all the time, crazy.
I'm the splatter.
I'm sliding around like that.
My my my my my my my my my.
Check this with the energy.
The roller should be damaged. If the roller should flap.
Okay, please let me get the spawner.
Good good good player. Good. Good. That was a good player. Very nice one. They're happy
with that. Good job guys!
Oh
No
I
Push push push push
Robo
Robo
No!
of
Dude, I got stalled.
Yes, fun, fun, fun!
62.
We win that for sure.
I'm done by the game.
I mean, it's really my fault. The mid push was really bad.
That was several.
I thought my sweater was in the correct ink, it was in their ink, because I wasn't going for it. I was cooked.
Wait, I still fucking... I had all the medals though!
I'm over it.
Have you tried the new Overwatch hero yet?
If so, any thoughts?
Uh, I have not actually.
Um, who's there?
He's still growing his tattoo and can be there every day in the bus.
It's too much of a use to start with a little 10 for rank, calling it Years Away AI Summary.
25.
Interesting.
Guys, the staining is not out.
Like guys, it's on a 20 second.
Like I'm not at the place of the fucking, the playtest.
I know we did that.
Okay, it's not out.
Hold on a minute, hold on, I think it's missing something.
One minute away, I'll just wait for it to come out.
Okay, that was fun, I actually enjoyed it.
So this is Trianda, the 2026 World Cup soccer ball.
There's actually some really interesting math behind its design, but some people are
worried it may behave a bit differently than your classic soccer ball.
So the reason is that it's actually really hard to make a round thing out of a flat thing.
All FIFA World Cup balls so far have been based on something called a platonic solid.
have identical faces that all meet in the same way. So the classic soccer ball starts
with an icosahedron, which is a shape made of 20 triangles. Designers then essentially
shave off the corners of these triangles to make the ball rounder, which results in the
pattern of hexagons and pentagons that we know of today. So this year's ball is based
on a different platonic solid. It's a tetrahedron. It's four triangular faces that have been
stretched and curved into these repeating almost boomerang-like faces. And while a pointy
tetrahedron might seem like a weird foundation for a soccer ball. Dead by day like new chapters
fire, excuse me. In fact the last tetrahedron based ball was actually kind of controversial.
Meet the Jabunani, the ball used at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. By curving the face.
Jabunani is the ball it will normally use. By a Nike or Adidas ball and play with that.
And that was exactly the problem. It's a nightmare for us. Sometimes you bend it,
sometimes it bends, sometimes it goes the other way. You hit backspin on it, you think
it, you've hit it perfect and it'll just drop. It's unusually smooth surface, alter the drag
forces acting on it, making shots and passes harder to predict. So for this year's fall,
designers added divots and these long winding screens to introduce what they hope is the
right amount of roughness. But now the concern may not be smoothness, but symmetry. When a ball
is spinning quickly, its symmetry doesn't really matter. It moves through the air as though every
surface is roughly the same. But when it kicks with less spin, the different rough and smooth
surfaces of a less symmetrical ball can generate an even drag, causing the ball to wobble or drift
unexpectedly. This first ball is much less symmetrical than a traditional.
Chad, if the world plays with balls that are certain about why do they make the ball
ball event for everybody on that event.
Why don't they just use a normal fucking ball?
Anyway, they like probably nuts.
I'm actually going to have a little thought of a deal
show because I'm hungry.
I got some food.
Bank robber.
Interesting.
A small town Texan.
Is it lagging or is it just me?
This bank got a Christmas surprise.
It never saw it coming.
Ready? Sometimes with a rat,
sun wash with a hat,
it's trying to come up in here.
With presents.
Hey, persons.
Hi, how are you?
So they're not in it?
Good.
They're good.
They're fucking in there.
Nothing for me, no bigotry.
I'll know as soon as somebody does something once I leave no worries
What do they have?
Like a blaster.
a shotgun at roughly the chest level and it's like a button and it just explodes in front
of the counter. I mean, this is yo, yeah, put in the bag, BANG! It fucking, go into pieces.
Yo, put him to...
Sorry for the distress.
Um...
Officers and sheriff's deputies arrived just three minutes later after the teller dialed 911.
During that time, bank employees witnessed the suspect cross the street but never enter a vehicle.
What's going on? Pretty good.
The day is, you better get this under control.
So what happened?
The guy walked around from the right through and the teller alerted me and said somebody
with a mask is coming in with Christmas presents.
He walked in, walked straight up and said to put whatever in the bag and then he said
sorry for the distress as he walked out of a jeff cash fell and he just kept going and
then he walked across the street.
They said he ran towards here, 4-3-5, he just beat a vibe, my stuff and a deputy are coming
from behind.
There's no gun, that ain't it.
I'm saying the guy, the guy with no guns, he didn't have anything.
Give it a hat to ransom, we're back here.
The guy with black, white, Hispanic.
Completely covered.
He just lied to me with a C-C-P-M-M-A-H, but I couldn't help.
Oh
You hit a distress
And it only dispenses X number of bills the mail subject was wearing a Christmas hat
Looks like some black tennis shoes with white bottoms. I've got a few I can't tell if these are animal prints here
Maybe looks like the top part of a shoe
You see up there. Yeah, that's
That means you want to cross.
Okay, then cross then.
He had to have a car over there, and you just, you know, give me no in a mouth, yeah.
That's what she was talking about. 6,000.
6,000.
That's not too bad.
Hey, how sloppy talk he's saying.
Jack, that's not one of the biggest robberies you've seen in museums.
The car wash went on to that side.
The other guys had fucking $23 in change the other guys had fucking ten bucks like
Why don't I feel like I know him
Me good job covered himself up can you see any gaps
And he had a what sounded like a police radio on him.
He got a radio?
He has a radio.
Like what kind of radio?
Like it sounded like y'all's.
Good.
He's got a scanner.
He does G for Memorial Emergency Dispensers.
And we just talked about that together.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm just a second.
All right.
Emergency Dispensers.
I like that.
So you got a lawyer's hearing?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's $3,000.
$3,000 exactly.
$3,000.
OK.
So $6,000.
Yeah, like, uh, $3,000.
Yeah, what do they leave those strategies, though?
Dumb up.
So he's on foot.
He's really not on foot.
I don't know.
Huh?
He may have a car somewhere, but he didn't keep it.
And their cameras cut off to see if he went over to Alderman or something.
But I don't think his car is in the way.
I don't think he's that much on foot.
He's just a shoesie when he's in the way.
because that suit you can get real quick.
Yeah, but the shoes, the shoes that's gonna get them.
There's no way that you're gonna show up at a place
and not be f**ked and be on foot.
And not have any help to get out the way.
It gotta be somebody left.
The officer's hunch was supported by the fact
that beyond the wooded area
where the suspect was last seen,
there is a large residential neighborhood
in the heart of town.
Huntsville Police Department circulated
suspects photo on Facebook and four days later they received a break in the case.
He's just great, but he brought up right away in the Barrow-Baker situation.
Like, with a robbery, and I heard about it, and I had actually lied to him.
I said, no, I hadn't heard about it, so you could tell me about it.
Just to see what he'd say.
Anyways, one of the things, like I said, on the news, I read a bunch of them on different pages.
Like, that's what I know.
One of the things that he mentioned was, like, how the robbery came up to the bank.
Okay, well, that's not even the description at all.
Well, that Santa Claus hat, he got it from my M.C.O.
Two years ago, I was in there in the Christmas Sunday, Christmas on open.
He had found a bunch of Santa Claus hats, right?
What's up there doing it?
Holiday school, you know, right?
In fact, he got Santa Claus hat on his face, but he's wearing that hat.
That Santa Claus hat, I looked at it, and we were in another pair, and I saw it happen.
Yeah.
Now I'm not saying 100%, you know, this could all be coincidence, but it'd be a hell of a coincidence.
He said either my life's going to end with going to the store or shooting out with a cop.
And I'm like, what the heck?
I'm like, what the heck is going to end with a shootout with a cop?
That's why we said that or it wasn't a shootout with a cop.
I've seen this guy getting the fight aboard, but he didn't fight.
He just let the guy beat him up.
For nearly three hours, undercover sheriff's deputies in plain clothes
surveilled David's home about a quarter mile away from the bank
while officers acting as backup waited down the street for the deputies to make their move.
move. Ryan, where are they?
On your wings.
You see, got them on the porch?
I think so. The guy keeps staring at them.
Yeah, Ringo already jumped out.
Oh, f*** yeah, dude.
Hey, get the MSNOT to our location.
Good. What?
I'll be right back.
Come on.
Um, the back here, do you believe?
No, I don't believe.
The back of the line.
14th Street, white male, bleeding in the face.
Uh, I don't believe it's under here.
I'm staying you up.
Jenkins, is everybody here?
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
you
you
you
you
you
You
So they got hit in the face with rifles.
Hey man, I'm a paramedic.
I apologize.
We were coming.
I know y'all were, man.
I know we were here.
We got made.
There's nothing else we could do.
I know.
I know.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Steve.
Two counts of robbery, two counts of aggravated assault against a peace officer, taking a weapon from an officer, and resisting arrest. In all, his bail totaled just over one million dollars. The two charges of aggravated assault against a peace officer were dismissed.
However, he was found guilty of taking a weapon from an officer, and both counts of robbery. He was sentenced to 15 years in prison, which he is currently serving at the Gib Lewis unit.
David went up for parole in 2025.
However, the Board of Pardons and Parole denied his release due to the nature of his offense,
his previously unsuccessful periods of community supervision, and his criminal history, which
included multiple convictions of public intoxication, theft, and burglary.
David is up for parole review again in November, 2028, but if denied, he could be in prison
until 2038.
David made the mistake of committing his crimes in a town with a diverse and extensive law
law enforcement presence, especially for a town with fewer than 50,000 people. Numerous
local, state, and federal law enforcement agencies operate within city limits and frequently
work in coordination with each other. For instance, Huntsville is also the headquarters
of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice, which oversees the administration of all Texas
prison facilities. TDCJ tracking dogs were deployed to sniff out David's trail after
the robbery and pointed officers in the general direction of David's home. TDCJ also partners
closely with Sam Houston State University, also located in Huntsville, which is home to
one of the highest ranked criminal justice programs in the country. Huntsville Police
Department also maintains strong support within much of the community. The first investigator
on scene after the robbery, Officer Broderick Davis, was honored at the Huntsville Item Readers
Choice Awards as the best law enforcement officer in 2023 and again in 2026. All of these factors
add up to Huntsville, Texas, potentially being the worst small town in America to rob a bank.
Smart doorbells, security cameras, thermostats, tablets, cell phones.
Our homes are filled with internet connected devices.
And every year millions of those products, especially knockoffs that you buy online,
can contain a secret digital backdoor that opens up access to your home internet.
So that anyone, including bad actors, can surf the web as if they were you.
Oh!
Now cyber criminals are taking advantage of this loophole, leveraging home internet connections,
And the devices that rely on them to carry out the biggest cyber attacks we've ever
seen.
All right, the picture frames are down here.
To better understand how this backdoor works, I bought a few of these digital devices.
I wanted to see what would happen when I connected them in my own home.
Oh, the bot next.
But just under $800 total, I purchased two digital picture frames from Amazon and three
super boxes from Walmart.
These are streaming devices that connect to your TV and give you free access to shows
and movies.
Why?
We picked the...
View bots.
Hold on.
Why do we use all these devices?
Don't put up strings on the background.
Are these devices?
These devices, because we heard that they often ship with backdoor software used in cyber
attacks.
Many experts believe manufacturers are being paid to add this malware, but many people
also get tricked into downloading the software onto their phones or computers.
Once you connect an infected device to the internet, the backdoor software links up with
an intermediary server that's run by what's known as a residential proxy company.
These companies are in the business of renting out your internet connection to paying customers,
basically allowing their customers to surf the internet in disguise from your home network.
What?
Since this activity is legitimate, companies can use res proxy networks to see how their
ads are being viewed from the perspective of real users, but others use them for nefarious
purposes, like hacking or bank fraud.
Let's connect this to my test network.
Within minutes of turning the devices on, there was a surge of internet traffic on an
entirely separate internet connection I set up for this experiment.
Visits to gambling, porn, cryptocurrency, and loads of other sketchy websites started
pouring in from users around the world.
Let's check in and see what this picture frame is doing now.
OK, OK, I'm on to you.
I'm on to you.
This is really strange.
It's all these different websites that is definitely
not coming from me.
Oh, this is very strange.
What is this hub login?
Not mine.
Some cyber police.
Someone's trying to use Google Voice.
I love you.
Please don't touch me.net.
These residential proxy companies
to rent out access to tens of millions of home networks
around the world.
But the problem is actually worse than that.
Packers figured out a way to seize control of these backdoors
and they started taking over these residential networks.
Last month, authorities arrested a 23-year-old Ottawa man
saying he'd taken control of more than a million
of these devices to launch some of the largest cyber attacks
anyone had ever seen.
I had a-
The cyber attacks are cool, but you know,
but a million of these, the view bots,
you could run the biggest view bot operations of all time.
My picture frames were involved
in some of this coordinated cyber crime.
So I called Elliot Peterson to find out
what law enforcement is doing to investigate criminals
who use residential proxies to conduct large scale attacks.
Have you knocked on the door of somebody
who's had a device connected to one of these networks?
So I have, it's one of the more interesting parts of my job.
So I'll be calling a victim and explaining that I am
with the U.S. Department of Defense
that I think they're infected
and they're discovering that there may be this problem
with this overseas manufactured thing they just bought online.
And we're really having to sort of talk them
into will you please ship it to us
because that becomes this basis for the evidence
that we can then go after the administrator with.
So that is a really frequent occurrence for us.
I've seen residential.
Chad, did they give them money for it though?
Like if I bought some piece of shit infected
what's the machine, like 200 bucks?
Oh yo, give me the machine, we're gonna reverse hack game.
I mean, if my day of life isn't problem by the,
I mean, it's only bucks, I'm not doing that.
Proxies used for certainly legal reasons.
Where do folks generally draw the line
between those sorts of activity
and what we're seeing on the nefarious side?
The first question we're often looking at
is did the owner of the device consent
to this type of behavior?
Are they allowing people, intentionally allowing people
to share their internet traffic?
And if the answer is no, then I would argue
there's not really any legitimate use for that service.
You have to try really hard to find residential proxy services
where you have a knowing and willing IP address
that you're accessing.
Why should consumers care about this,
either for themselves or sort of for the broader picture?
Oh, the idea, yeah.
Care for themselves because these things
put their data at risk,
put their internet connection at risk.
But when you zoom out and ask the question about
why should everybody care?
Well, people are using...
What if he will sell like, ZIMS or whatever, you know, the controller?
And they had one of those things in it, think about it.
He needs to do all sorts of crimes.
So we're gonna buy this shit out.
We all want to sort of find and defeat these Resonant proxy networks.
Comcast is one of the companies investigating this threat
and agreed to help conduct a deeper analysis of my data.
But first, they showed me how they run their own testing, using a Faraday cage.
It prevents potentially infected products
from connecting to their corporate network or infecting nearby devices.
56 months have you ever been to Shaperi?
Put a device that has Wi-Fi or Bluetooth or other signals in this box.
We know that Enterprise around us is protected and we can do our testing here.
So what does it say about the danger of these devices that this is the likes it?
Jeff, why don't I make a fair day office?
You have to go through.
We know these devices are accessible by threat actors.
We know people can get access to these devices.
So we don't want any opportunity for that device to somehow get access to our corporate network,
other devices were testing.
We really needed to be completely isolated.
We absolutely believe these devices are insecure,
some straight out of the box.
Rammie's were a couple of months at home
and collected all of the traffic on the package.
Oh!
Oh!
They plug the thing that is in the box for some while
and then they can work from there and they don't have to be.
Ah!
Something to you guys.
What did you find?
So in short, what we found was all these devices
were doing things you would not have wanted to be doing.
So, both of them were conducting what we call distributed denial of service attacks on the streaming device in particular.
There were people logging in kind of, I think it was about every 10 minutes or every half hour, repeatedly trying to log into the...
Bots! Twitter bots!
Device directly.
That's a Twitter bot for real.
We... that means they weren't g-
Okay. Okay, really?
but sharing the network, they were trying to hack it.
With these residential proxies,
where would you put them in terms of the ecosystem
of overall cybersecurity threats?
There's a thousand cyber threats
we could be spending time on.
This is about the biggest problem we know of
in the consumer space for digital risk right now.
Around the world, ballpark, how many of these devices?
Well, is it chat booths, though, is it?
The numbers range.
We've heard anything from tens of millions.
There's some estimates.
than say 100 million, even 500 million plus devices.
The numbers are outrageous.
The most complicated bit to me about this ecosystem,
so to speak, is there isn't a clear estimate.
We're not just talking about not safer work websites
that you don't want your boss to see coming by.
We're talking about much deeper, sophisticated,
even dangerous sorts of activity, potentially.
What we saw in the data you sent us
was certainly of that nature,
where people were actively trying
to control the box remotely.
What I will also remind us is it's a set of rotating actors.
So who bought it today and who bought it tomorrow
and who bought it in five minutes,
that's all gonna change.
What if things that weren't like weird
that you buy had that?
Which means your device sitting at your house
is part of a nation state
attacking against another nation state.
Again, something none of us want in our everyday lives
and our digital devices.
We've seen ad fraud, we've seen ticket scalping,
we've seen financial fraud.
You mentioned these are just distributed denial
service attacks, which takes lots of actors. It can be nation states, it could be groups
of just any sort of threat actor. How do they all leverage these devices to carry out these
really bad activities?
Jeff, let's imagine what if, what if the device you have, Jeff, they look at the walk-around
and they DDoS everybody around them and it cause a massive web where everybody gets fucked
on at the same time, like a massive, like, country-wide attack, you know what I mean?
You and I, we pile every friend of ours that we've ever known, we say, hey, at 12 noon
on Thursday, let's send a bunch of traffic to some site we're not thrilled with today.
That's effectively what a Tribunal Service attack is, but now it's done at massive scale.
Let's say a million machines, two million machines, are doing that simultaneously.
What we're seeing is through these Resproxy networks, that's the initial entry point.
It creates a whole set of computers, laptops, streaming devices, picture frames, smart refrigerators,
all hitting the same site at the same time.
Very few sites in the world are resilient to that level of inbound traffic.
We have seen some of the largest computer attacks, many computers attacking other computers
at human request, ever recorded.
There's an exact event coming now, haven't it become, yeah, no, there's a site that shows
it.
conferences I go to with a bunch of other computer geeks,
talking about computer geeky things.
We all talk about the scale of these attacks
being the largest we have ever seen.
And some warning, they're much larger ones on the horizon
if we don't count them.
But tell me, why did they get them?
I feel like, no?
Hold on to this problem.
Hmm
Come in stairs, and yeah, yeah, but how do you regulate that though? Yeah, we have the other tests like
And it can be dormant too, you don't know when shit's gonna stuff up it off
The residential AP market is much deeper than that.
Yeah, yeah, this guy knows about some of this shit.
He says,
do you think your own country is infra-bro?
Russian China is not going to actually be able to install
these types of boxes using infiltrated IT companies that are
fake hires. I mean, that's like some fucking, like
There's some found that is like foundation wiping it.
Well, bro, bro, bro, this is like code-rating it.
The infrastructure, like, Jeff,
you're code-rating a country.
Like, that's, that's, that's kind of crazy.
But what if it happens so badly, Jeff?
That you sold the governments,
like a government, like code-rating strategy,
Y'all guys, I could make this kind of go off-life like a week, and then buy for one bill, bitch.
Yeah, I mean, go back to what?
You've been watching this for a long time.
How quickly or slowly would you say SpaceX is able to move when it makes a decision to sort of build this just started like two
Three months ago. They move really fast. They work 24 seven around here
Concrete's always flowing steels always being erected. They don't waste any time
This is Starbase, Texas
It's a company town and the headquarters of Elon Musk's SpaceX
Wait, isn't this house a nice though? What?
You work there?
This is roughly 1.8 billion dollar IPO expected to be the largest in history.
Many employees at Starbase stand to make small fortunes, injecting immense wealth into a
region already straining to accommodate Elon Musk's grand ambitions.
What does that mean?
Baka?
Chica?
Tamar?
What does that mean?
to Mars, what does that mean?
I'm gonna have instant millionaires because of the IPO.
There's 19,000 plus cities in the United States.
I'd say 99% of those cities in the US
wish they had that opportunity
that we've had here in the last few years.
Locals cannot tell SpaceX what they can and can't do.
And they've never been able to do that.
I mean, okay.
I run an IT business down here, but this is actually taking up most of my time now.
This following space, I'm sure law is the key to that.
I mean, I'm sure law is the key to that.
I mean, I'm sure law is the key to that.
I mean, I'm sure law is the key to that.
I mean, I'm sure law is the key to that.
Lewis Balduras runs a YouTube channel called Avid Space, which operates cameras that track
parts of Starbase 24-7.
SpaceX has been a private company for more than 20 years and is famously cautious with
how it engages with the public in press.
Company trackers like Balduras help fill in the gaps.
How would you say the site has changed in the last six, seven years?
It started out with just a few tents and a small launch pad.
Now it's like a, it's literally a city over here now with all the new condos, apartment
complexes, the additions to the mega bay.
What does SpaceX use the high bays for?
The high bays and mega bays are being used to build the boosters and the star ships.
I used to build it in the middle of it.
I don't get it, does it get like a professional stalker or whatever?
Like does it just sit there and monitors the price of the company from afar?
That's fucking miserable shit!
There's a pro hitter!
The wide open.
And I guess they also keep us from watching.
SpaceX has had a presence in Cameron County, home to Starbase in Brownsville, since 2014.
Back then, the company planned to use the site to launch Falcon 9 rockets, but it later
switched to building and flying its Starship vehicles there.
In 2024, Musk announced that Starbase would also become SpaceX's new headquarters.
Starbase's footprint is limited now, but the city is looking to expand.
Municipal leaders want to add more than 7,000 acres nearby.
A single-state highway is the only road that connects Brownsville with Starbase and Boca
Chica Beach, which gets shut down during launches.
This year, SpaceX staff and eligible family members voted to form a new municipality covering
the property, giving them the rights and powers of their own local government.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, it's funny they hear the comment of the girl saying, well,
nobody can deal with it, a SpaceX can do this or can't do this or that, right?
But the fucking municipality when the city is allowing it and letting it do it, I mean,
if you're gonna get mad at me, get mad at your own city's council and shit, at your
own people.
2016, Eddie Trevino Jr. has served as an attorney.
It's them that's allowing it.
They have to put it on the line, and they are allowing that.
More closely with SpaceX as the company's operations grew.
There's no hiding the fact that it's a company...
Well, it's a weirdo. I'm just saying.
...that history to that and what its goal is.
But I think based upon the history and the working relationship
that we've had from the county with SpaceX overall and now with Starbase,
I think we've built up a good enough history and relationship and rapport.
It cannot just be that SpaceX is coming down here
to literally take the resources,
reap the benefit, and then leave the community
without any reward.
Starbase has set up services to support SpaceX employees
and their families living on site,
including an emergency management organization,
police department, and even a local court.
Also in development, a new park and amenities building,
as well as a school for the kids of SpaceX employees
called Ad Astra.
getting engineers to move, they called these significant other problems.
They did, didn't they?
So they can have jobs.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
The billionaires.
For Starbase, that was particularly difficult, since the odds of, you know, finding those
places have grown.
The building of Starcourts in Groundsville, Texas, but...
Pretty low, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's quite difficult.
I mean, it's like a technology monastery, I think, you know, remote and mostly used.
The SpaceX effect is showing up beyond the confines of Starbase.
Brownsville has historically struggled with poverty and the unemployment rate in the area
currently hovers two points above the national average.
Its SpaceX employees and contractors are injecting new spending into the community and tours
from around the world show up to watch Starship launches.
The city's downtown has murals referencing space and Elon Musk.
What's interesting about this area of Brownsville, Texas, I mean for decades it was always somewhat
of a sleepy border town.
Our economy was tied to the Mexican vessel.
Yeah, you know this guy's eating good.
Like, I don't give a fuck about whatever the fuck he's
doing in this video.
You know this guy's fucking alone and now he's got houses
that will exchange.
And energy.
And that's really taken this whole region
to a whole different level.
This would be a one bedroom.
So is it a one?
Yeah, so this would be a living room here,
the kitchen here and then a bedroom here.
Okay.
Raj Patel has been working on hotel real estate projects in the valley for years.
His first ever apartment development is being spurred along by SpaceX.
Stargaze will offer 206 apartments that cater to a newer group of wealthier renters in the
area.
Brownsville didn't used to be the strong of a market, but you know, ever since they
announced SpaceX. There's a lot of new employment and a lot of people coming in and that's created
a lot of demand for rentals. My idea here is, you know, having a community with all
the amenities.
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, it's funny because, what, Jeff, one of my good old buddies, he's done
is Austin Show. But initially, his show wasn't called the Austin Show, it was called the
Raj Patel Show. And it is funny, they're Raj Patel, uh, whatever. Someone would want.
And to enhance their life.
Not everyone feels that SpaceX has been a boon to the area, or that economic benefits,
including from the upcoming IPO, are worth the costs.
A lot of people, when you talk to them about Starbase,
the economic development, what do you make of those arguments?
Well, those people are likely employees
or benefiting in some way from the existence of this entity.
They're not taking into account the damages that
are being done, the wastewater dumping in an estuary,
the access denial.
These jobs are given to people who come from other places.
They're not people from Brownsville,
because we wouldn't need to move to a little town on the launch pad.
SpaceX needs to clear the area during Starship operations
for safety reasons.
But the restrictions have upset a number.
Hey, hey.
There was a war doubling happening,
and there wasn't some coming by it.
They wouldn't give a fuck.
They wouldn't give a fuck.
birthed people around Cameron County and generated a lawsuit.
SpaceX did not respond to requests for comment.
It's performative.
Eco acting it like it's fucking bullshit.
The company said it has boosted the local economy, creating jobs,
and bolstering the tax base and that it remains committed to addressing
environmental impacts and operating safely.
Starbase is expected to keep ground.
SpaceX wants to step up launches of Starship and hiring at the site.
And pretty soon SpaceX will be doing all of this as a public company
I'll be pretty open. I don't think we're prepared for it
We're doing the best that we can to figure it out
But it's a huge infusion of money coming in
Californians are coming in to my Texas my browser. I'm not mega
It's just about scanning for people that you care about something
The people that care about something get shit moving people that actually get a supplement again
actually they move pieces in the middle of the can to fight against the land.
Now these people, they talk. They talk, talk, talk, talk.
When something is like, oh, there's a spot on this.
I'm going to talk about this and say this is about, they don't give a shit.
They don't give a shit.
I don't want to give any attention to people who actually don't give a shit.
They don't care.
Access and obviously it's the idea.
So next few months we'll be interested in that.
We're seeing an uptake and economic activity speculation.
We're looking at the future, and we see a bright future because of this.
If they cared, they would have enough knowledge of the situation to explain you in detail.
What's that mean?
Okay, I was born here in 1998, and we used to have this much level of water contamination,
and we could drink the water off the tap.
But these days, here's what I got assembled with the water we got these days, right here,
that's taken from the tap, from the new space in 2026.
And look how dirty it is.
And this, now I'm okay.
This person actually is showing this plane,
the one that they take care of,
and two, that's doing the research.
And three, what they're saying is,
I somewhat possibly true.
And they're jumping the wall.
Like, dude, I'm not being receptive to that.
It's just, you're not selling me on that.
You didn't sell me on that.
appeal because of the rising income levels.
Do you think there's any way that Starbase and what SpaceX does can coexist in that landscape?
There is no coexisting.
It is a takeover of a heavy industry and the surrounding infrastructure they need to exist.
And what we had is not there anymore.
And what is that?
And what is that?
What is the thing that was there?
That isn't, it's a fucking desert.
It's a fucking sandbox, Minecraft, wiped out sand zone, lady.
What the fuck was there?
What?
I don't see it, man.
And the surrounding infrastructure, they need to exist.
And what we had is...
If that was Montreal, then what?
Buddy, buddy, they could nuke the city, I don't understand.
This city is full of holes, families get engulfed,
families get swallowed by the pothole monsters.
Families go down inside potholes and die!
Like, dude, any man you think I will give a shit,
fucking fix the fucking goddamn thing, man?
Not there anymore.
He's right, but who is he talking to?
Okay. Really?
Now you're going to give my credit.
You're not going to give my credit, though.
No, no, there's one.
There's one.
There's one.
You've got the wrong one.
You've got the wrong one.
The Polo that swallows an entire fucking car.
It is a Polo.
It is a Polo.
Actually...
Check.
Wasn't it, Jack?
How many air teams made the World Cup?
I thought that all the countries go to World Cup.
This is Muhammad Saleh,
one of the most accomplished players in football.
He's been the English Premier League's top goal scorer
four times, has won several league titles,
and even has his own song.
Of course.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
It's your turn to run the game without people.
Okay, I'm gonna pick a wild guess.
If I were to guess, I would say maybe because,
To play in the World Cup you need to be able to have a certain nationality
and you can kind of choose based on the where you were born and the realities and
There's a puzzle no again. Oh
But Mo Salah has only played in one FIFA World Cup in 2018
I think you're fresh because it's boggling.
Yeah, we're going to try it.
Yeah, you'll get it.
Okay, just a little bit more over there.
One of the most accomplished players in football.
What's up with this thing at the bottom?
It's been the English Premier League's top goalscorer four times.
Has won several...
But Mosalah has only played in one FIFA World Cup
in 2018 for his home country, Egypt.
Riyad Mahrez also has a case full of trophies
But only one World Cup appearance for Algeria.
Why?
It's an old problem for footballers who represent Arab countries.
Their fingerprints are all over the biggest competitions, just not the World Cup.
And a big reason is FIFA, who in the past have only created a few slots for Asian and African teams at the World Cup.
The most Arab teams to qualify was four in 2018 and 2022.
I don't get it.
But that's all changing at this World Cup.
Because FIFA grew the field from 32 to 48 teams and the number of Arab teams who qualified doubled to eight
It's an historic achievement for a football obsessed region that's long been confined to the sports margins
But Arab team's success is more than the result of some FIFA rule change
It's also the result of an unprecedented investment by Arab states to move up football's hierarchy
And the worlds that you see that the table by tapping into something where people are about to pay attention
So this is the story of how eight Arab teams made the FIFA World Cup. It's a story about how valuable football has become
Where in the world it's headed next
That means the investment hasn't just been now, it hasn't been then before.
Because to create good talent, you must lay out a foundation for a sports team taking
to the culture, for the children to play it, to grow the talent.
And then you have a talent to pull from in the end.
You can't just buy some guy.
Oh, I need to get a guy who's 20 years old, a 20 or 30 that's in his prime is gonna play
sort of well from that country. Dude, you don't have a lot to choose from. Unless you invest
into the infrastructure, the bottom layer foundation of the sport, you have to seek
into the culture. There was supposed to be an Arab team at the First World Cup in 1930.
14 countries, including Egypt, accepted FIFA's invitation. But Egypt's team got caught in a
a storm on the way. They missed the tournament and the chance to represent a region where
football was more than a sport. Just half a century earlier Europeans brought football
with them as they colonized North Africa and the Middle East. But they excluded Arabs
from playing it. So some Arabs established their own clubs. First in Egypt, then Tunisia
and Algeria. By the 20th century these clubs were sourcing
Who did that?
Thousands of Arab fans, and...
Who did that?
I'm gonna cancel it, I'm canceling them, I'm gonna shit.
Who did that?
Who did that?
Me!
Me!
Wait, wait, wait, me!
Also, tools for resistance.
It becomes a way through which
a national identity gets formed.
Abdulal Aaryam is a professor
at Georgetown University in Qatar.
Once clubs become established,
there's a sense of wanting to demonstrate
your kind of national belonging on a global stage.
Things like participating in the Olympic Games
or gaining membership in FIFA,
become markers of national identity.
Egypt won formal independence in 1922.
No, no, no, what's interesting about this
is that you can really test that in real time,
but not in that much money.
You can really grow a culture
and you can improve a talent in a certain area.
This is how I want to come out, Chad,
with the Minecraft World Cup.
And I put prizes locally for certain countries or whatever,
and that made the World Cup bang.
The skill of all minor players would go bang.
People would do some shit you'd never seen before.
And England cost that much money,
just because other people do it for free.
People are interested right now.
They don't even stream it.
They do it for free.
Think about it, you put a little bit of money,
and the talent goes crazy.
You can see and test this out in real time.
in 1934. And between the 1930s and 60s, more Arab countries won independence and joined
FIFA. But none appeared in a World Cup. Conflicts, poverty and political upheaval made it difficult
for many Arab countries to organize and enter their teams. But for those that did, FIFA
still made it hard for them to get in. As FIFA grew, it created rounds of qualifying
matches before what it started calling the World Cup finals. It grouped teams by continent
and had them compete for the 16 slots. At first FIFA put Arab teams in the Europe group
against the strongest teams. Well that's gone up. In 1950 Syria couldn't get past Turkey
and in 1954 Egypt was crushed by Italy. What? In 1962 FIFA put the two Arab teams in an
Africa group. Morocco won but then had to play Spain.
One team?
Three years the Arab team's path to a World Cup.
They had to play Spain?
Warp was simply too narrow.
Some Arab players were good enough to make top European clubs,
but FIFA refused to give their countries more slots at the World Cup.
I think there's certainly a Eurocentrism to the way that the game developed.
As a result, you know, there was always a hesitation to kind of water down
or dilute the game in a way that would create tournaments with far less of a competitive
balance.
In 1966, 15 Fed-Up African countries boycotted the World Cup and finally got FIFA to budge.
Okay, I respect that, I respect that.
FIFA gave Africa and Asia Oceania each one automatic slot.
Morocco became the first Arab team to qualify for the World Cup in 36 years.
Nope.
In eight years.
No, no.
If I was in Morocco, I boycott again.
Oh, yeah, guys, we're gonna show up. We're gonna show up. Thanks for the invitation. I'm not showing up again. Fuck you
We want four slots. We want four slots. They're gonna get four slots. I'm working on it again. No, I'm sure up
We want six slots like wrote game make it balance man. Later, Tunisia follow
The three stunning goals against Mexico
Country to win a match
This is not a meritocracy, that is a very bad way of using the word.
A meritocracy would be balancing this by sub-regions, by population density.
How many people do you have here?
How many slots for people?
Not just, oh this kind of gets one slot, just be good.
And you make a play in European, how is that meritocracy?
portion added more slots for Africa and Asia at least two Arab teams qualified for the next four tournaments
And after the World Cup expanded again in 1998 Arab teams became regulars and advanced deeper into the tournament
So where's China 14 knockout round Algeria pushed Germany into extra time and in 2022
Morocco beat Spain to bank the quarterfinals and we beat Portugal to make the semi-finals
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We're going to the right!
We're going to the right!
Arab teams were surging right as FIFA was about to expand the World Cup again in 2026.
It would give Africa and the Asian teams 17 slots out of 48.
Plus, the path through two intercontinental...
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Suddenly there was a why I wasn't involved. I was not the market three, but several Arab teams to make the World Cup
They would have to be fierce competition
But Arab team success wasn't the flu
It was the result of a decades-long effort by Arab governments to improve their teams
And it was just starting to pay off
I like that. That's cool.
Really?
Can he come see me?
Oh, they're cool.
I like his video.
In the early 2000s, some Arab governments were growing more ambitious.
They were building wealth and looking to turn it into economic and political power.
He didn't check in until football was drawing viewers from all over the world.
The World Cup was becoming a giant state.
And if Arab states could improve how their teams performed on it,
they could reap the benefits at home.
If they can tap into something that millions upon millions of citizens have very strong...
The FIFA should give a prize pool?
get to welcome that isn't money for the winners it should be a priceful of some scholarships or some
some money for local teams of the country that wins if your country wins or gets a certain amount
or a certain place they invest into the local infrastructure of talent development in that
What's up this fucking camera, fucking, logitech, logitech, all the, you guys, she's trash, it's trash, buddy.
Passions for that this is something that then gives the regimes themselves particular boost and abroad.
At the same time, this is a way to sort of, like they do that,
being recognized as a considerable political and economic actor, both regionally but also globally.
Arab states deployed three broad strategies.
First, the North African states focused on recruiting foreign-born players.
Generally, FIFA lets players represent the country they're born in,
have citizenship in, or the country their parents or grandparents were born in.
Thousands of players in Europe... Whoa, whoa, go back! Wait!
...or the country...
...let's players represent the country they're born in,
have citizenship in, or the country their parents or grandparents were born in.
Thousands of players in Europe have parents and grandparents from Arab countries, meaning
they're eligible to play for Arab countries.
Grandparents?
For decades, FIFA said that if they appeared for a country's team, even at a junior level,
they were locked in for life, meaning that by the time Arab teams were found...
So, Jack, you become a good player and you fucking camp, you wait, no, I'm not, I'm not
playing the World Cup, sorry.
You wait, and what you find is good, you play for that country, I mean, I'm not playing for
a fucking losing team.
I started covering the game sorry we would get leftovers. Mahir Mazahi is a journalist
based in Algeria. Players that were 28, 29, 30 years old that really had no shot really
have ever played for France anymore and it's really North Africa that's at the heart of
the change of FIFA legislation. In 2004 Algeria pushed FIFA to allow junior level players
under 21 years old to switch nationalities then continued to get FIFA to loosen the
rules. Eventually, players born in France, Germany, England, and all started switching
to play for the Arab states of their parents and grandparents. Many of these players were
very good. Some were superstars. So Arab countries looked for more. The Moroccan Football Federation
has four professional skills and four main Western European nations. They go and they
contact these players from a very young age explaining the project to them.
Meanwhile, Qatar and the UAE used a second strategy, recruiting players with no connection,
just by giving them citizenship. Oh, come on guys, really?
So, Qatar made a Uruguayan, a Brazilian, and a Ghanaian, eligible to play for its national team
virtually overnight. I mean, they allow it to chat. Don't get mad at the country,
get mad at the game. If people, if people, if people, if people was pressured, then they're
If they make the rules like this, they're fault.
I'm not going to blame a country for playing the rules.
Imagine the countries that have been playing it by the rules for a fucking 200 years or
some shit.
These guys are as good, not more guilty than these guys who are in this shit.
And so I don't lie when I was like, oh, these guys bought the talent.
What have these guys been doing for fucking 2,000 years before Jesus Christ, before the
mention of the water?
And it prompted FIFA to tighten its rules, requiring players to have a family connection
or spend years in a country before playing for it.
It slowed down the strategy, but didn't end it.
Finally, a few Arab countries invested billions
into their talent pipelines,
namely by building football academies.
Oh wait, that's not it.
Christine Pitches, Advanced Facilities,
and World Class Coaching,
these academies turned prodigies into pros.
Some countries like Saudi Arabia also gave superstars
huge contracts to play in their domestic leagues
and raise the competitiveness for their national players.
I respect that.
eligibility requirements but the conditions to play football for a national team that
changes all. That's what's made it a lot easier to attract some of these players.
Because you don't even know what is the true end goal and points. Maybe, I mean, that was
into the sport. Yeah, sure, now, but it expands the sport beyond what it is that now and the
sport gets rewarded. That makes it more global.
All together, these strategies comprised an unprecedented effort to improve Arab football
teams between 2015 and 2022 the median FIFA ranking of Arab teams climbed from
110th to 87th several landed in the top 50 and at the next World Cup the rest of
the world took notice. Holy holy shit damn son yo I mean can I be cool to see
your investment payout in real time that's kind of cool and at the next world
I mean, where did you see it happen right now?
Not only did Morocco make the semifinals, but the tournament was in Qatar,
which spent at least $220 billion to host the first World Cup in the Arab
world.
2022 was proof that their investment in football was paying off.
Having the World Cup in particular, kind of really, I'm showing the light on this
region and generated a tremendous kind of.
That's the whole kind of warms up right now, but.
That could be thrown Egypt as the number one travel destination after that.
I think that goes hand in hand, one with the other.
Over the next couple years, Arab teams continued to improve.
And so when qualifying for the 2026 World Cup began, there was not only a wide open path,
there were several Arab teams good enough to take advantage of it.
Jordan struck first.
Ali Al-Wan's three goals against Alman launched his country into its first World Cup.
Next, Morocco, Tunisia, and Algeria cruise through.
The North African teams got a boost from foreign-born players and academy graduates.
Saudi Arabia qualified and so did Qatar.
Who relied on-
I think that citizenship after being an adult shouldn't be allowed.
I think if you're a citizen of a country, after you're 18, whether you're a national
to get a new passport, it shouldn't count. It should be your parents only, where you
were born, or where you always resided in, and then you're locked.
Naturalized players and Academy graduates.
Because of what? Okay, okay, okay. My mom is Canadian, my dad is Polish, okay? And I lived
the US my entire life. But then I moved, I moved to, I moved to Lithuania, grown up.
I was always, I was 18 and then 20. But then I actually moved to China the next
year and now my sister in China, I'm Chinese. My dad, my mom, my roots, where I'm from,
my city? Fuck y'all! I'm Chinese! I'm play the, I'm play the China now!
Well, okay, well, whoa, I mean, uh, I, I think this for a World Cup scenario, I'll
think it makes sense. I'll think it makes sense at all. I'll think, I, I, I, it just,
it doesn't make sense. It's not what World Cup is about, and it does, it, it loses the
heart and the soul of what a World Cup is.
He just followed, led by a captain determined to make his second World Cup appearance.
In early 2026, an eighth Arab team was taking the long way.
Iraq missed qualifying against the UAE, and another went against Bolivia to reach its
first World Cup in 40 years.
It's nationalism bad?
It's nationalism bad?
I thought that...
Nationalism.
The color political ideology is showing that
Sharon Cohen-Coulter should congruent
with a sovereign state.
I mean the culture, um...
No.
I think...
If you're only mass-full, like radical nationalism,
it's bad.
Yeah, I would agree.
But I think a hint of that isn't bad.
Like feeling some form of identity, some form of this why I belong, with the country you're
born in is perfectly okay.
I think that's actually good.
It's what keeps us, it's what keeps the clock ticking, it makes you feel like you're part
of something.
Life is all about being and wanting to be part of something, being part of the wave, right?
And if that means that where you're born and people around you, that's cool.
It gives you something even more to have and to belong to, and that makes people feel human.
I mean, people feel alive, and I think that's good.
It doesn't, and it's not because, oh,
and it's not the, oh, then you're super ultra nationalism.
It's not black and white.
It gives you some great, yeah, a little dash nationalism.
How's that a problem?
The Arab team's had a historic chance to make this work.
And here's the, here's the check,
if you're being profaned or not,
by saying, oh, no, this is bad.
I'm sure some sport don't give a shit about it,
like soccer or what the fuck, or Olympics.
Your country was part of that.
Well, they like, I'm sure you were like,
oh, that's cool.
What made you say, oh, it's cool that your country
did something better?
Because you feel like you belong there.
Because that's the ounce of nationalism that's within you
that you refuse to acknowledge.
Even though you are and you do do that.
You do that.
And I didn't say, I'm not an or a check.
Patriotism equals nationalism.
dense. It's part of it. It's part of a monumental investment in football. Allow them to actually
achieve it. You guys are doing a subcategory of an umbrella because you want to say to label
something so you can say that it's just bad. You're doing something called a modern hyperlabeling
Oh, this thing is clearly part of this. It's a new label. It's actually just this. That's.
So all of this is still ill. No, no, no. This is myself. No, no, no. Ewww. That's bullshit.
I hate people who do that. It's weird.
The question is, how far can they go? That's a tough one, to be honest. I mean, I would
look at a country like Iraq again. There's an expectation that Morocco will not just
be there, but will kind of be a favorite whoever they're playing against.
I think that's what I said.
Recreate what they did in 2020.
Jordan are cohesive enough, coherence enough to probably surprise a lot of people.
I also asked search party subscribers and new press members.
It's quite obvious I have this Morocco shirt on from the World Cup 2022.
I asked for Morocco.
I'm Jordan.
So I'm obviously rooting for Jordan.
Abdullah hopes Iraq can keep up its momentum.
We hope that we can.
from there and you go for your team, dude, that's nationalism.
That's fucking nationalist.
Are you a nationalist, you fucking motherfucker?
Holy shit, I can't, I can't believe they're doing that.
I think the black horse of the competition.
That's what you're saying, are they?
I'm already setting a high bar for everyone.
At least one has to reach the semifinals.
No matter how far an Arab team makes it at this World Cup,
it's safe to expect they'll keep advancing deeper
in the future.
Egypt's under-23 team made the semifinals
the 2024 Paris Olympics. Morocco became the first Arab team to make the women's world
cup and advanced to the knockout. And Morocco beat Argentina to win the under 20 FIFA World
Cup. But there's this one thing everyone I spoke to for this story said that I found
interesting. You know when England is eliminated English fans don't start cheering for France.
Some people have no chance to play for their home country, so they play for other countries
to play in the World Cup so they can get scouted.
Yeah, I mean, I don't mind it, right?
But that causes a, not almost a parasitic nature, right?
It will make players never compete with their country because they don't have a chance.
And countries, they just never have a chance because of those rules.
They should make the rules a certain way so that the talent wants and ultimately comes
from that location. I understand back in the days it was different, but as the world progresses
into the future, there should be an effort to curb the rules to make it as local as possible
because that's what World Cup is about. You want to have your fucking cup bullshit, then
go to the fucking YouTube, jump into the world, get in and do all that. But then you think
it's, oh, we're doing the World Cup, but it's actually just you can play for whoever
you want. Then that's just, that's just, that's a global league, not a World Cup. It's
The Brazilians don't start cheering for Argentina.
Yet Arab fans said that when their team gets eliminated,
they're more than willing to cheer for another Arab team.
It would be a shame to not support any Arab team.
Morocco, Algeria, they share nearly the same culture, the language,
and I think they're neighbors, so I would support them.
Football fans across the Arab world will be rooting for each and every one of the Arab teams.
That's how the Arab world works.
I think because historically, the odds have been so stacked against us, we've only had
one place to represent Ian.
I would like to say that this isn't that true, but I'm French-Canadian and I don't want
friends to win.
I like some of y'all.
I like some of you that I've been in France, it's all good, but we don't agree, I am everything
and I don't root for y'all.
I don't want you to lose, but I'm not rooting for you.
It means that any Arab team that goes deep in a World Cup doesn't just carry a country,
carries a whole region.
Right, it's not nearly Chinese enough given how large what rich and powerful
China is nowadays don't you feel like they should be a world cup and it's not even that China doesn't care about sports
Did you like a bunch of off-stream stuff after the off-stream stuff? No, why no, why what I did it?
What about that?
Well because you're like, goodnight, let's have a goodnight, and then you wrote me after
and you're like, yo, can you bring the obium?
So I didn't know what went down after that.
Because I know that when we were playing it, my weapons sucked.
And I was like, wait, when's the next weapon that we're supposed to get?
And I asked him if it was an obium, so I can make the hell bars.
I put the hell bars in and it made the volcano, and it's shit.
So I logged out because I was like, I don't think there's any good weapons in this game.
Like that's why I thought I was thinking it.
There's no good weapons.
It's all bad.
Yeah, we did do a little offlining, but it wasn't like a bad offlining.
We just had a bunch of obsidian, like all the annoying stuff, and then for some reason
we did almost...
Excuse me, why did we try to kill the bee?
Why did we do that?
Why did we die?
What did we do?
Why did we do that?
Why did we die?
What did we do?
Why did we try to kill the bee?
Why did we try to kill the bee?
I was not how hot it was, and how...
We got ruled.
We got absolutely fucked on it.
Yeah, we got ruled.
And then we just logged off.
It's not this one.
So the thing about China is that if they care about something, they usually do good in that.
I just don't think they try and give a shit about soccer, probably.
They don't.
And I don't think they're investing a lot and they're not making a good effort to kind
of inject soccer into the culture.
And if they did, they would roll.
North Americans are not disciplined enough to win in any esports.
NA is dog shit.
NA is shit.
NA is a bomb.
NA is broke.
NA can suck it.
I don't give a n a they want to show that they're locked in be locked in and I did up good talent
until that until the moment
bro
I was how is that i'm gonna be a friend i'm gonna give a shit i'm being straight weird today
well i give them to esports asia is so more locked in it's fucking it's laughable
people go on the pc bombs they finally lay down their life to play one more game na they're sleeping
Are you kidding me dog shit? EU is only good because they have nothing else to do
But the fucking sit around and complain that some hoes they got nothing
Personally, bro, but he doesn't get some gang playing Finland. They got nothing going on. They got cows and grass
What the fuck that's what you're gonna do?
It's a conspiracy bro. I think we're getting gatecapped out of this freaking European counter strike thing
I mean I'm onto this. Let's go. I'm telling you I'm on it even twist our only NA guy over there is talking like a European
I'm telling you go look at how he talked before he went over there. Now. He's speaking like he's actually European
I don't know what the fuck's going on. He was it is
No, dude, he was like yo what up guys welcome, and now is it killed hello everybody. How is he going? Yo, I'm telling you
Is that your pin on?
On God look it up
Yo, that's okay. I'm not okay. No
No, I got you don't worry
twists
And a rank ass no, no, no, I'm just saying it's not it's not a morbid at least turn it. I accept am I wrong?
That was just me tapping into the Lebanese lucky. Oh, see not. It's yeah. I got you. I got you on that
No, no
Just he's got that code switch. He's got he's got that that that Lebanese blood in him and he'll you'll he'll code swap sometimes
I'm gonna be code swap. Yo, look how cool I am by the way
What?
Oh shit. But me, look, I'm the Volcano Man.
Oh my god, okay, yeah, you made the God Sword. How do I make this, bro?
I've been the Volcano. You can use my Grass Blade if you want, but I don't think Volcano is as good as a Grass.
I'll take the Grass Blade. Or the Volcano. I mean, I'll take either or.
Jack, is the Grass Blade a Grass Blade or a Volcano?
Well, I need a Whip, because I'm gonna be doing nothing.
Oh, no, I need to keep the Grass Blade, because I need to make a Knight's Edge.
I already built the the pre-sort of that
Yeah, you like that. I don't know I got that I got that. Oh, yeah, it's so cute. Yeah, but I need a whip
Oh
I think we're at what now we did
So me and you killed two more worms off streamer we killed two worms because we had to kill me
We already killed a woman channel. Yeah, we need to
Because I made a nice edge, I don't see it
Not like the pre nice edge
Nice edge no, no, that's another one before that
I don't see it. I don't see it. I don't see anyone. What does that say? No, no, it's before
I don't. Yeah, let's just go play chat. Yeah, what about current goal now? If we already if you just beat the warm-up?
Really shit um, I should you whip right like like like like Vena bang. I made it what whip should I make right now?
like um
Or does that not matter until I get bees?
I
Always be beer scaly and be
The vine with
You need archive that is blue
Let's go do be
We're gonna get we're gonna get like we're gonna get like it's it's gonna yeah, we're gonna get
Yeah, come down that should have a
Well, you have way more hearts. No, I don't
Yeah, yeah, you do wait. I don't remember you gotta get it. That's how that buys us like that. Oh
Yeah, this yeah
Dude, it's a summoning thing you want that that or the portal
Brother is all for you
It's summer items there. Oh
Wait, is this good everyone was saying it's just trash the event was the event
I
I mean I was gonna make a whip
I'm just gonna go go see the queen
I
K chat so there was
What about the temple?
Would you be only in
Oh, the snap phone.
It's here, right?
It's chat.
This is B, yeah?
See, this is D, but chat, we already lost this.
We died.
So it means that the B can have spotted it again, right?
We can't even make that web, so who gives a shit?
You know?
Okay, I'm probably just going to get a better one in like two seconds, right?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, we might need a good one in the B because, bro, I don't think we can boot.
I don't think we're being the B.
Like we're just not good enough. We're bad at the game man. There's nothing even harder, I think.
We're not bad.
Well, we fucking suck.
Wait, Valkyrie was actually good. Hold on. That shit blows shit up.
Well, this guy said we're not bad. We're tiered.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, who said that? I'm gonna ban him.
Oh, it's a scourge a soul scourge your summons will focus should I just get this for now
Oh
I don't know
I max arts yeah, right? I'm too lazy to do that shit
Oh meteor okay, this guy's a genius we got a genius in the chat. What is it?
Star Crash, we have all the maps for that just meteorites and what's star crash?
It's a whip
I'm dying dude best thing we can make right now, too
I'm gonna go see the Queen
A depth meter
I'm dying to like air man I suck.
I need a regen, I need a regen.
I made it. I made a star crash.
Nimble.
Is that a good chat?
Pot ingredients? I found a little bit of it.
Oh, really?
Dude, yeah, we have an uncle himself for...
I went around and I just sniked the grass for like, like, 10 minutes.
I got a bunch of stuff.
See, now you're gonna get doked.
Do you see that like I had so much fun with that last model of my car that could not stop the one you're off-strike
And then I just got nukes up in the car and I
Watch for Gotham
We need to add a layer of honey
Honey on to the platform because we can be jammed with the honey. You're so right about that. Oh
My god, I forgot about that
Should I grab a campfire?
Yeah, but yeah, I said is it combined? Do you combine region from the campfire and honey?
Yes, okay, okay, that's it.
You need damage?
I need damage.
Is that the only bomb?
Or not?
We know, okay.
See, this is the behind it.
We do not want to break that.
We have a problem here Houston We don't have any more teleportation hot
things.
We don't have any suspicious fiasch or spectral fiasch, so I might have to just run to you.
Which also means we only have one try here.
We need to make a spawn point out.
Dead, I think.
I think we'll just make a bed over here.
We can make a little base.
Why, we can't do that?
Yeah.
Fucking bees man, let me go with me.
Be nice then.
Where's the wood then?
Okay, I can start building the everything that you want.
I can start building it right now and get the woods.
Chat, does the lady gonna despawn if she goes out of her area?
They should make the frozen paint.
And then when you go and try to fight it, all the honey is frozen in the tank, so it's
really bad.
I just have a shit idea, like why do you don't have the ideas that are just pointless?
It's gonna be rude but like...
Well, I don't know if it's rude but I'm just like, you know, they came up with the frozen
jungle where the vines don't move because they're frozen, it's like...
Yeah, exactly, that is the exact mindset I'm at, doesn't that sound sick?
What?
I mean, I guess.
I mean, I guess.
Well, there goes my dreams of being a game dev.
I just like was just exploring.
Like, I don't know.
That's just I support it.
I support it. I support it.
No, but you said they were stupid.
I never say we're stupid.
I never said they were dog shit ass.
Well, have you ever had a good idea ever in your life?
No.
Okay.
I can literally think right now and create an invention in my head that we need every day.
Well, that's easy, but think about...
If you had to be something that's tangible to create, doesn't mean it's like too fantasy.
Okay, what about a toilet paper roll that's on the floor and it has a cap over it?
So you pull the paper.
Biddy wins a GG over it.
Nice topic.
Maybe...
How do I get rid of the poison by the way?
Remember we died of poison last time?
If we just add a button because you got stronger the poison and it won't get killed you but it doesn't really kill you it doesn't do shitter
I didn't give you any poison Roger
What about
What about we start making robots
Yeah, yeah, what he has that
What if we tried the Big Mac, but we put three burgers on it?
Hold on, man.
Okay.
Greek already made that.
I'm bailing there even now.
Yeah.
You want to get to some wood, please?
I'm running out.
Yeah, I got you.
Bink.
Yeah.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Thank you, man get enough and these
Yeah, yeah, so far I think some of the houses. Yeah, this is way better than our last one was like like did we even try I
don't even
We weren't even in call or nothing. We were like typing a game. I don't even think it was just like a barrister
What do you mean?
Like we just got destroyed by the beat the beat like completely try to build the radar rain it was terrible
I look so fucking sick, dude.
Fuck.
Hey, can you help me break the top of the parts?
No, not that.
Do not hit that.
If you hit that, it's just gonna fall on it.
I'm trying to think of an event to connect it.
Maybe I'll create an X to be there.
I'll just pick that up right there.
What do you mean?
I'm trying to think of an event to connect it.
Maybe I'll create an X to be there.
Maybe I'll create an X to be there.
Maybe I'll create an X to be there.
I'll just pick that up right there.
up
What do you mean it's fucking these bro um let us find and kill him afterwards it's
fine if you're not thinking about an invention that that make that helps or
is an AI like or you can fuck up it's you it's getting a bad idea like we need
We need to figure out a way to create non-renewable resources faster.
Does he do not hit the fucking bees nest please?
We need to learn how to age faster.
Why?
Think of this, after death we need to learn how to take to turn the bodies into the oil
way quicker.
You mean composting humans?
I don't know what he means by that.
how long does it does a fossil fuel take to create like a million years oh is it
actually millions no way to like figure that out I will never get that
That's... nah, I'll think about it.
I'll think about it in a second.
Have they been putting carbon in the dirt?
Huh?
I think they should be putting more carbon in the dirt.
You mean, usually we should bury some carbon so it becomes diamond and shit, or like, uh, oil?
No, we should fill up. Look, this is gonna sound a little gruesome.
As it is.
But...
Okay, hear me out a two years after someone's past whatever should fill the body of the carbon to expedite the fossil
No, I don't think it expedite. Why does it human? I don't even expedite the process though
The fuck is a fossil fuel isn't a fossil fuel just like a dead
No, no, no, it's like dead plants and shit. It's not as dinosaurs like plants to oh, we'll do it plants. Okay my bad
Okay, we'll do it plants. I thought we
Can you imagine the amount of dead dinosaurs that they would have had to die?
First of all, this was oil, but it would have to be horses.
What?
Wait, all of our gases are dead dinosaurs?
Okay, so just teach me that.
Like plants and shit.
Okay.
It's like plants.
Why don't you just expedite the plant thing?
No one's going to expedite that.
We'll only expedite.
We'll only be expediting.
Like super aging.
We have to figure out how to super-age your plans by millions of years
Okay, that's literally what we need to do
Okay, you any word that line?
No, I get everything
We lost everything
Jesse's stupid. Okay. I need I need what?
Yeah, that's all I got
Yeah, I didn't even think enough. No, it's very nice
All we care about nowadays is de-aging, but we need to-
Because it's something that de-aging gives you something.
Aging, you lose something. Nobody wants to lose.
But maybe if we look more time into aging, we'll figure out how to age plants by milling
years faster.
I mean, true.
That's the cost.
I don't even know I'm not gonna like I don't even know why we see it's not it
fight fight
dip into the fucking go to the bottom line sometimes okay so many of the
Get in the box so you can get the regen.
Itch!
Yup!
Yeah!
Yup!
I see you should go home and go get the bonus for us there and come back here.
Maybe I can survive with this.
Come back quicker.
I can't come back quick.
Bring Iron Skin, bring R- Wait, it's aggro on you.
Is it going to be home?
It's going to you, it's going to you!
Okay, I think just portal then when it gets to me.
You believe what you believe what you want I don't know shit what the fuck
I scum I scum I scum I scum I scum I'm scummy
He'll scum he'll scum
That's good
He seems to know right it's a great
Hey, this ain't normal at all.
Nice!
He'll stop!
Just don't let her die.
No!
I need potion of iron skin!
She got her, she's gonna get her, she's gonna get her!
Jesse, Jesse, no, Jesse, no, we saw that!
13 seconds, 12 seconds, 11 seconds.
The thing is we don't have a wormhole, so even if I were to grab the potions and Randy
would have certainly 3 minutes.
Okay, I'm like, okay, now we're gonna know how hard she is.
She's very tough.
That hard I think she hit an enrage cuz I teleported and she had to like leave her spawn or something, right?
Yeah
So I have summons, but what did you go? So what would some of you for me though?
Three diamonds, okay
Summon...
Score...
Who is that?
I gotta do the skeleton first, okay?
Yeah, I think skeleton is just easier.
Make sure you eat your pots and stuff. Here's the one of the iron skins.
That's all I got and then...
Oh no, we can make bee...
Nades!
Oh yeah, I googled that by the way. Apparently that is busted for bees.
Like to fight the V-boss.
That's something else that I remember being as it was.
How you learned to do all that?
I just, I've been using googling it out for a while.
We have to kill her first, yikes.
See, we need the goblin tinkerer. We need a goblin tinkerer.
tinker how do we get this I'll Google it I'm in it in staffer what wait I have
all this yeah because my my summon no I can use it and then give it to you
because look I keep it here I'll give it back to you then no no because you're
gonna use often you start with it okay I'm gonna get rid of then here take this
these are you gave me these a while ago you can use those as backup what is it
it's the ghost oh yeah you know that one yeah she's kind of shit no a replace
my end wait but i have two so that's very strange no no no you don't here's here's one for you
you don't see the ghost in the thing with me right here yes but on the ground that look like it
replace my in because there's some other class big yes
it's a fact
okay
okay um what does this even do your your summons will focus meter rights fall
on primed enemies hit by summons too yes this is also because i have the fish on
that's why you have health box and all that shit right no they're the fish yeah
we need to get specular fish no I have a fish around me I guess shark no yeah I
know I'm saying we need to get specular fish because that's how we make wormhole
potions you open shield of Cthulhu of your eye friends I get two inks oh shut up what
did I have two imps see so how do we kill the beat in it like what we need to go to be
just to give the emperor a quicker yeah I don't know if you get used to I think
that's just because of my bonus here I get it down here on the chest wait
yeah we had her I think she was gonna kill it though it's using the right
the right the fuck
here
how do you use it twice though?
NO!
I think I just get an extra summon
I have a campfire, we gotta get wood
and then we kill bone guy
yeah how do we craft beef on it?
some armor, what is this guy supposed to say to me, not to hide huh, okay we need to craft
uh... honey from the honeypots
five honey block one stinger five high
one bottled honey
i had a lot earlier
five hundred cigarettes
No, we don't have that.
We need Pot of Regenice as well, Pot of Regenice.
We need to let the honey fall onto the platform, and we need to get a fucking tinkerer!
Chat, can we invite a viewer into the server, and then he just waits?
Yeah, we need one viewer.
We need the viewer to get a tank, just go on, go ahead and look if we can find a tinkerer.
No, we also need a viewer to make the planting farm.
So we could have infinite potions.
I'm thinking $25 an hour.
We need to fight each other.
I killed three of them.
Go on the ground, danger sea potion.
What if Arthium just typed MD pot?
he's talking to mdpog our team said why aren't you deported yet what the fuck's going on
jesus man that's crazy
holy shit dude
he's just sitting on bins lowkey
fuck
okay and i'm going to make a potion of regena?
yes yes I'll see it got started oh wait a minute wait at least in spustin
Get down by the there.
What is boss slang on arena?
But what is a boss?
Slang on arena.
What does a boss slang do?
It looks cool.
Increased defense.
But one guy said that.
But his name is Time Waster.
So I don't...
I don't know
Let me check him
No, show I'm right. We're gonna show the
He's actually time-wasted holy
Yeah, I'm gonna go in front try to get the thinker guy, okay while I'm doing that could you please go look at my Napa
Go to the jungle. There's another be somewhere
here you want I think this is being fine I'm looking you want me okay yeah you
did it here take this over there dangerous sense come on come on come on
well it's a simple belly fuck then we don't have any more bees they're saying
just to craft the summon and just spawn it
Yeah, honey block stinger honey block. Okay, give me a new block. Wait, how many stairs?
No, five stinger. I don't think we have any stairs on now. I might have some on me. I'm
now just killing bees. Tell me about the chat. What does that do? What do you do? I'm going
replace it man. Let me ask you this. 3% melee speed or 4% damage? She's wire.
Image? Roger. I'm gonna go get those, I'm gonna go get honey blocks and stingers
and shit. Okay then I'm gonna go look, just see all I have to do is go to the
to the bee spots find another bee queen
We have any honey anywhere
I don't think so someone I'm just gonna go dude my imps are insane. What I
Think it's what I used
Honey blog I got it
Honey blog gay I'm not a singer. I think we should have singers away
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got blocks, singers, and a bottle.
Okay, wait I think you just have it then.
Right?
Yeah, I need to go to an altar probably.
Okay, I'm just coming back.
Um, now watch this.
When we kill the bee, is it a 100% that it drops the bee gun?
I can't put down a block of honey. A block of bee.
No, fuck.
Bro, if we get bee gun first try by the way.
GG.
How do you put a hive down?
Bee guns.
Wait!
Exponds bees for me?
Did they help?
Oh, what do you need me to do actually?
Um, nothing, we can just spawn it then.
We need to make an arena somewhere in the jungle.
Jesse, I just got it!
We can use our old arena!
And then spawn it there, right? Yeah
Can we build a honey platform in the middle that we get dip so we don't have to drop?
Okay, let me say it again
what you do
You make what the platforms at the bottom
You you make it not hollow
Yeah, so you don't sink it's like a what about like a one you just did
Yeah, exactly
But how do you get ball, honey?
I have to go to the hive
So fucking exhaust this is so exhausting
XQC
Just go with the chiller chiller mindset, you know fuck you
No, fuck.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what was that?
You calm down, just calm down.
Like, who the fuck are you?
Just do the chillin' thing, bro.
That's a koai-er-rel with seer.
You still got it, bro.
Yeah, I got it.
No, that was fine. I actually enjoyed it a lot.
I actually got outside of it.
He's just skateboarding.
You're good at it.
I'm gonna die doing that shit, though.
I did it too often.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you should wear a helmet.
You're not wearing a helmet.
It's, like, so troll.
Like, I know you don't want to look like a loser out there,
but you need to put on your helmet.
I don't care about that.
I don't care.
It's just about, like, it won't help.
If I just stop that, like, I could fall in my head
and you'd do the same.
Yeah, so people will never get this thing.
But falling on your head while sitting is a noob thing.
It's not because it's just a noob thing.
even if you whip it and you're not doing like big ass gaps like well you're
holding your neck and you're falling probably like skating it is more about
learning how to fall than doing anything if you if you haven't learned how to
fall because you're not a real skater you haven't skated at all but that makes
it I get what you say that makes sense right but if you have a helmet on you
don't have to really protect your head like that protect your body should
be an automatic I'm not gonna lie if you're not holding your neck at all with
helmet anyway anyway helmet you know what you're doing and you fall back and you
whip it you're getting brain damage like absolutely guaranteeing it doesn't
matter where your helmet or not they're not holding your neck it you're in your
head your head whips back it you are suffering brain damage
have you ever hit your head while skateboarding ever well I thought like
I've whipped my head like what a hell I used to call the mushroom do it call
He's got a big ass helmet.
He retowed.
Oh, dude, I found a menacing band of regen.
Plus 4 damage.
Wow.
That's pretty big.
I have bottled honey.
Sweet.
Now I need to get an altar.
I'm going to get this one nearby.
What are we doing all the time I got it
Oh I had it the abomination okay listen we need to okay you have any torches at all
Oh my god, I made 11 B spawners
We need to kill 11 bees.
We can't even kill one bee.
We need to break this healing.
I want to be careful though because there's water in above here.
Hey, yes, what is it? What is it?
Yeah, I'll show you what you do normally again
You think a few blocks that you won't even go there right like you're not gonna use like this and you just okay this
And you create a fake bucket
And in that
You will put some honey in it.
Excuse me.
Sweet.
As you fight the boss, you dip your toes into the honey.
Maybe you gotta break this platform now.
Yeah.
There you go.
Beautiful.
See that?
So when you dig your toes into the honey, you get the regen on it.
Let's make one over here too. Just the right side.
Let's do a little faster.
Oh, I hear a sand worm.
It doesn't work, yes it does.
Wait dude, we aren't getting regen when I step in there.
Yes you are. You're just being jealous.
because we have the honey and it also
wait no I really don't get the regen on this one
dude
yeah it has to be deeper
That'll probably work.
Ah, there we go. Easy.
Boom.
There we go. Perfect.
But it's too deep though.
It's a trap.
If we get stuck in the honey, we lose the game.
Oh, it's your mouth.
Okay, you don't go to the bottom and just stick your toes in and enjoy my cover
Okay, I'm bombing the total hold up. I'm bombing the whole thing when you would go
Now we have a little bit we have 11 tries. It's like you go for it the bucket. I know I know bitch
Got your iron skin on yeah go consuming it now
you need to be empty to me it's that means that hey buster 66 months always a great
time to be here thank you guys you got this shows excuse me else hey man I don't really
tune into the streams or too much but I recently lost my girlfriend of three years and in the
I'll just keep on going, though.
Well, we're cooking it!
We got it then, so do your thing.
We're cooking it!
We're cooking here.
Yeah, we are, we have to keep her out here for in the imps, fuck.
Oh, the imps are fucking...
We're cooking, Izzy!
I know, big time.
I'm about to die.
Oh, they're shooting range.
You see this?
You have to duck the range now.
I need you, I need you, I need you.
You're out here.
This is the actual 1v1.
Okay, I got here and died, good luck.
I NEED MY BOY!
We don't have any wormhole potions.
Um, yeah.
Sorry.
Um, yeah, sorry.
Yeah, it's after damage though, I look, you kinda, I was hitting.
Right?
Yeah, she's cooking.
Yeah, like, yeah, I was cooking, I just, I died.
I, we don't have any fucking, if we had one roll, just GG's better way, like.
Yeah, but, yeah, but, you need to live though, you like, you need to live.
You have double my hearts bro, you have double my hearts.
I was tanking.
Are we gonna have plots again?
No, I know what I'm gonna do.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm just gonna go get this fish up here at back.
Specular fish or fish that are found?
Oh my god, radiposients!
You'll be fine.
My fiancing five years left while I was at work
and took my shoe caps I helped raise since kitten.
Am I fine? No. But the world keeps going and so shall we.
I do know that I mentioned it because I have a fucking no rank weapon. My weapons are shit.
Oh my god, wait, we can make beds, bro. We can make beds over there.
You wanna do that?
Sure.
Yeah, we should have done that. Fuck.
I'm kidding.
I made a living wood bed, 22 of them.
What do you buy to me, Sharkette?
I don't know, that fucks up this guy, by the way.
That and Beanie fuck up this boss.
I think I died, Chad.
Do you need an EAM?
Here you go.
Andre?
Oh, he has it?
44 gold
Mini shark
Let me check how much gold I have. How do you bond it? How do you buy it?
That's more gold than I have that's crazy you just bought that
Holy shit
How do you get bullets?
Musket!
Do you need money?
Silver, I need silver boots!
Someone said we probably have the bullets.
about 7000
7000
that's it, that's terrible
wait here take this though
I actually don't think that's terrible
look at that one
that thing, I'm telling you on Google it said that was the thing to use
use that and be needs silver bullets nine damage I go by the way I just used all of
Silver
Meteor bullets we have meteor stuff if you want to make meteor bullets how much is that cost?
But we also ran past another meteor right on the way to the jungle, so if we have to break that up easy
Meteor bounces off walls
They're called meteor shots and you make them by meteorite and musket balls. Meteorite bar musket balls
No, I can't we don't have any meteorite I don't think
I
Unless I used literally all the
Okay
You have your bed right yeah, we have to build a house though, I think
I miss hitting the
I am so branded. I don't give any idea I just
I don't know if the iron skin is going to send it by the way.
Okay, whenever you're traveling by the way, always it's smack the ground with your swords
so you get all the possible plants that can spawn there.
Like fuck that, just do that.
Have you watched Obsession yet?
No.
did you like it
didn't work with that, you gotta use the pickaxe
for like some of them
like me?
yeah like the whip won't get them
I don't go to theaters because people jerk off in theaters and it's fucking weird
what?
what?
I didn't hear it
I don't know how to carry
I'm not the wrong arena, man.
Yeah, you are.
I'm a fucking loser.
No!
Don't say that!
Okay, I'm going to break this.
Some of these trees, I'm going to build a house.
I'm a creep.
I'm a weird girl
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
radio I'm building a house I just got a moon in the low seated these are good
for building mushroom uh uh uh uh plants holy for me much love feeling
you do it i don't get that i'm not i'm not a little bit
excuse the hell
make potions right
oh runs on me in the house
you can actually go
i'm sleeping in my bed so just please don't link me up
So then I build me a house as well like what?
I'm sleeping.
I'm looking into your house.
Okay and you just walk me out.
Like bro what?
I was trying to take a nap before the big fight.
I gotta sleep you bitch.
What the fuck?
Stand it a little bit.
Okay.
We need a wall for this house.
I didn't even need doors as well. It'll disappear as our house. It won't be our house anymore.
Yeah, I think I can just make a door now. Or I can make one of these. Put it on the ground.
and door, easy
the right
here, I gotta break this
an extended left to the right
uh, yup
since I find my wood
ok, you should do like a platform roof, fuck it
easy
like this?
Love a roof. Can we get out like this and it yeah, that works and we have a wall
Oh
No, did he wall like this? Oh you need that okay, I got it
I
Do a couple of these in here, maybe sleep sleep. No, no, no, just a good night
You know what?
I just have spawned
So I'm gonna get better. We're gonna get better. We're gonna
Don't get I did just all that's all you got to do is right click it and sleep in it
And you get it says spawn points after when you really get mine doesn't do that
Yes, it does. Yes, it does
I might have trolled come up and right quick to your bed again though that right quick to your bed
Yeah, but imagine if I didn't tell you that
Tell me I was feeling like I would have a better I would perform better knowing that I can respond
It's got a panic button theory.
It might just still work. I don't know.
Nope.
Yeah, I still use one as long as it's in there.
If my magic mirror right now, I'm going to that bed.
On God.
Dude, why?
It works. No, it works though. We have to test that.
I
Isn't there a mount that you can fall on and you take zero fall damage
I have that horse you had that
But it's my birthday three. I love you chat. I love you xx cubes the elf feelings birthday man
Yeah, I'm ready
3, 2, 1, go!
I don't have any either.
3, 2, 1, go!
that's so bad, by the way, funny
I'm not going to add that by the way, I already know
Without iron skin, holy fuck, I'm useless. I'm useless even with it, right?
What makes him so much... Oh my god, you're owning that guy?
Okay, I'm coming back already.
I don't think you can do spawn right now, I'm close enough.
I don't think you are supposed to run into those projectiles, little barb.
I don't have one.
Hi.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just have no fucking HP. I don't have anything.
I don't have anything.
You can't look at the splinter, it does nothing to your health.
Me?
I like it when you jump into it.
Model times though.
Bro, you need like a ranged weapon like a boomerang or something
after you dash them. Additional DPS.
Actually, this is vine damage.
Because vine is clearing damage after rush in.
Like the vine sword?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I mean, I don't necessarily have to spam the whip, I don't think.
I think I just have to hit the whip once.
I mean, if you hit the whip, where?
Nae Nae.
yeah well the I do extra whip damage and I just don't see it
yo that was a good one I can't believe I said that holy fuck I clutched it
wasn't bad bro it's pretty good
I'm gonna do something here right now. I'm gonna use turtle and just make a perfect hole down here because
No, the looter has it.
Put it at the top and you can fight the boss then.
We need to be good at the game.
By fighting the boss and dying, we get better.
You know what I mean?
I'm just fucking weak, bro. I don't know why
Come here don't kill it. I'm putting down a turtle
A turd lock. Yeah, he's coming down
Well, I need to use
Um
Gun okay, I saw the volcano I saw the vial thorn and at the end I go more to the mini shark
Give me an emphasis
Yeah
Ready
Turtles coming let's see died full lock in full lock in come on
Ready
Stop
Let me give you a chance in the honey
five
five
five
five
I'm going to get out of here.
What's that?
What's that?
I also gave my all, you know what you have.
I played for one hour and had all the hearts.
I don't understand how you guys are missing so much HP.
I threw badly.
When you get upcycled, you're cursed.
Do you have it on you?
Do you have it on you?
No, not so bad.
Basically, it's more of a gameplay thing.
If I make a mistake on the cycle,
I need to let it hit me two more times on purpose to recycle.
Like, it's just that it's not that bad.
If it hits me once and I'm off cycle,
I have to let it hit me on purpose twice or jump.
I essentially have to dodge like everything, or I get, my main thing I'm focusing on is
I'm like letting you take like front aggro and then I'm dodging all the lanes.
But um, I think that's a good point.
Is your Tullar gonna do a hole or not?
Fuck no bro.
I think he died instantaneously.
Again, go, go.
You love a little bit, and here we go.
No, we had it.
Don't just start, I'm spucking low HP.
We had it.
I'm cooking this bitch.
I had it.
It was a game plan to stay, it was my fault.
Let me just regen the whole lot, at least.
And here's my M staff.
Right here.
Kill him, kill him, kill him.
Oh.
Ready?
Oh yeah, give me back my thing.
You're the vialthorn.
My vialthorn is good though.
Wait, do you have a plate, staff?
Imp.
Yeah, I do.
I'll learn.
You have it.
Thank you.
Got no one.
Yep, all right, I'm ready.
I'll get the sword then.
I'll get the sword now.
Go!
On the upper toes.
Go!
Use your mount.
I'm throwing, I'm throwing even so hard at it.
I've never locked an order for any of my entire life.
I'm drilling it down.
This is good, this is good!
you for those of you haven't
they're good you didn't go to your tiny heart
Let me hit you with this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got the hive wind.
I got the.
I got nothing good, man.
Well, I don't know.
Yeah, I got through an acorn out tombstone.
Another tombstone, a tombstone.
Let me see.
I think I think I think I think I'll be gone.
Celestial be gone.
Yeah, let's say we need to kill it again.
them and I got the high-packing piece the strength of friendly bunnies or bunnies these oh my god
Oh
It's fucking over
I got nothing good. I got dog shit
Or do I need to get that staff
Yeah, you do what I want to mention than me for sure.
The fucking summons are busted as shit.
I do nothing.
Yeah, but you have the clutch factor and that's literally what I need.
B-duises.
But these Bs and duises.
Yeah, so B-gun is L, I guess, because it's mage.
I don't quite remember what the fuck I used. Maybe I just used Mstaff and...
Oh. Wood pack arrows. B summoner staff. Am I tripping Dix or is this a thing?
Does that send bees though? I need wood. Do I have any wood arrows at all or not?
would yep what arrows not what what arrows yeah I don't know how many that
said 180 hornet staff hornet all the beast that and
I never believed bad, the hype back!
Oh, shoot.
How do we get beeswax? I gotta see this.
Oh, the queen bee drops it, bro.
Bro, let's fucking farm this shit.
Did you get a beeswax?
There's none of my beeswax.
Yeah, ready? I'll do it again.
Where is the boss going, it's just lame.
Oh my god, my, my, my bogey is so strong.
now I use trying to top the DPS charts now now I got this now you got me on
So anyway, we're done anyway, we're finished with that, so why do we need to do all that?
Beehive, because if I get beeswax from this guy, I can make a Hornet staff.
And a Hornet staff is the bee summoner thing, the bee gun is a...
And drop the dirty gold?
Oh.
No, I have beeswax, take mine now.
Oh, you do?
Oh, beds!
Okay, let's get out of here.
Let's break our beds and do it.
now although I'm gonna go get the golden do I need not in any business or not he
has beeswax chat like actually shark to to shark you can come on shark to the
Unicorn
Well, I get it. I get it to you. Are you stupid?
I don't have it
How many times I got to answer this yes, bro?
You've asked me that dumb question. Yeah
Thank you
If you break your bed in Magic Mary- Sparkling honey!
Okay, here we go, born at SAF, hold up.
It's a pet summoner, is it good or not?
Spice just really gobbling tinker
Yeah, we do
Hornet staff so I'm gonna hornet to fight for you
Increase the number of minions by one wait do I want the whole be outfit?
Where's my bee or just keep obsidian?
It's
it's gone
I'll be proud of that. I think so far I'm not doing too bad. I'm just fucking
oh my god it's so cute. I'm not tanky at all
I'm gonna make a hornet staff
I don't even need the honey, then I'll use bees, like, what are you doing all this?
What are you doing all this?
This was for me, this was all for me.
Did you what?
my summoner stuff and you also can't you make a B sword?
No it was good also I had an iron skin on me the whole time.
We need to be sorted or upgraded what what upgraded does it give me more
money yeah we need the tinker thing we need to start combining items together
this is getting fucked wait is he wait I would have all the all the components
If I had it right
Well, if I gave you all the beeswax
Actually, yeah, I definitely want to do that. It's this hornet count as a bee. Okay, we do skeleton open the dungeon
we need to go get the gun, just fun.
I'm done, yes.
So how do you get more of my side? No, more of my side you get it in the skeleton dungeon.
So we need to get the dungeon first, and then I'll have a nice edge.
Okay, so I can only summon one, okay I get it.
have a hornet and I have an imp now and the hornet will do extra damage cuz I
have a the hive pack on me
okay let's do it
actually have potions on you have one iron skin did you have any big clothing
at all no I can give you all my beeswax no I want your big clothing in the
clothing oh yeah yeah I only have a hat no I already have that I have the bee
gun is that good though it's mage if you want to go mage no I think I should like I want
I'm not a fucking bitch ass pussy buster What we want is B nades for the skill in there
we need B nades ASAP I just run on the ground I don't know
I don't know whether that's...
FyldeTorn? I'll give it a bit.
Uh, hold on.
Melee is actually the most pussy setup, believe it or not, well, now.
Fuck you pussy, what a moron.
The reason that you're the mess.
The- oh, the most shit is actually yo-yo.
Uh, put a yo-yo bag and put up your ass.
Like, fuck you, man. You sound like a bitch, fuck you.
Yeah, it is probably because wall flush though, right like wall flush. Yeah. Yeah, it's just this
Well, it's more like stages as some players better I would that yo-yo and it went once right like you know, I mean
Yeah, you gotta go through it. I
Think
Fourth chest bottom
So, I know, fourth chest bottom, are you dumb?
Don't answer that, John.
Bizzy, where are the bees?
That's all I had.
Bro, you have a fucking bee following you and you got a bee hat on.
If you want more bee stuff, we gotta go kill the bee, dude.
You wanna go kill the fucking bee?
I'm down.
I got it.
Yeah I got BNAs, I got BNAs, go.
Just fucking beat yourself, bro.
Fuck.
Okay, we need to go kill the boss.
Uh, bring some, um...
Wait, what, what do I have? Rocket Sheet?
Yeah, I unfortunately...
We really need to be interesting, dude.
I know, dude.
We need a bad...
Yeah, we need to fix our spawn point. Bring my dynamite to the entee and bring it back.
I'm so...
Sick.
I have to put the 40 dynamite, right?
Apparently, we need 200 HP to sprocket the event, so we can't spawn the thinker without having to push me.
So, who would design such a lousy thing like that?
release fees and douses the user and honey when damaged
equipable material
release fees and douses the user and honey
I think I've won that
oh I need 3 more castles I'm too lazy to do that man I'm not gonna lie
she has the wild honeycomb better than the
rash maligminence
uh bring me dangerous and totally dangerous and totally dangerous
Roger that
see any danger sense and dynamite is correct
that's it
oh we have a new trader
what the hell is this guy
hi
Stop kicking him, Dave.
Okay, fuck, it sucks.
But he does have an imbuing station.
He used to grab weapon imbuement flasks.
What is that?
Can you bring me the amigurus, like a dead caster?
Yeah, I'm coming.
You okay, Dave?
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, I'm coming.
I think the witch stopped him.
I need the tinkerer.
I
Anything nighttime for as I bring beds in I
Exhaust shipman. I need help. I have two beds. I have two beds
Where is the tinker word?
Tinker word.
Well, how did you all go to Goblin Army, dude?
Hunter potion it
Check it he be in even in this violin
Are you sure that we need full HP?
deep of y98s dungeon down here need to not go here where you get clapped hard
Oh, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yes, I have been the governor twice already.
The hand?
Yeah, we did a little off-stream mining.
Let's just say I found 1400 obsidian and emerald blocks last I can.
Alright crystal.
I'm going to die.
It's not careful, this is the dungeon, this is the southern dungeon.
Yeah I- I- I- Oh, again!
I'm not greedy!
Let's make sure that we get the events!
And I have this, this, and even one of these in case you're feeling like you need it.
Thank you, what the fuck?
Anyway, it was 100% not sense, but I think this will do it, maybe.
Oh, okay.
Okay
Yeah
You're next to Skeleton though, right like should be killed Skeleton
soon I'm looking for both anchor and archer doesn't have a tanker would be fantastic
okay it could be anywhere here right there
deeper
This is your mother's side, man.
You've been having a-
You're looking for a guy that looks like you.
Okay, so, how do I have the most handsome man on your thing?
No, I
Don't know I mean, I don't know what it means. Just one guy. Oh, you died. There's just one guy type that said it should look like you
Okay, so that's you finally. Oh, you're a bitch. Yes. Fuck you. I need to find a guy that looks like a goblin. Oh
Was it goblin?
by daybloom pots and dryads
what?
what did he say? I need a badger!
daybloom pots
This can't lie.
It's like it's spawn here, man.
a planter boxes
Dave bloom planter blocks, okay?
And just start farm just start setting these up Dave limbs. That's all new one. It really matters
It's not going to play everything until you beat goblin army goblin army spawns randomly once you already be the one of me twice
Oh, yeah, I I just twice do goblin army yet. Okay. I am gonna be
Army
I'm gonna be building our farm so we're not out of potions anymore.
Wall? How are you? Okay, it's fine.
It's gonna be all swampy, but I'm by bed with a little. I forgot, I forgot, I forgot. I don't want to go by there.
I remember there was like a thing that I would use. It was like a flower sword.
And it would only hit the flowers.
Chat, you know what I'm talking about?
What's that called?
I killed the army.
I swear on my life, OK?
The army spawns in and some guys from the underground
and they throw long range purple things at you.
And then, there's a percentage button at the bottom.
And when you're done, you go pick up the gold.
And we did it.
By the Pygmy Necklace, you get extra Summon.
Where?
You could start at night.
Thank you, Janet. Uh, I'm too far down though, I'm too far down.
I didn't tell you that.
Oh, I fucked our hole.
Bad wording, but you know what I mean.
It's all good.
I mean, it's night time, the witch doctor ain't selling it, is that like for your champ?
I just gotta wait.
Okay, I have a hundred pot now, but I don't see him.
Oh, I see it my my thing I eat this this witch doctor
Selfish motherfucker sells a necklace that lets me have another mini
Okay selfish
He's so okay
If I find a golden guy, I'm gonna pipe him and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna let you do anything
Are you shitting me because I'm buying one for you buddy forty five dollar gun I'm buying a
twenty seven gold necklace and I'm fucking don't even have the money for it yeah I see the
It's too deep.
Yes, look at the un-to-shouldered enemies.
I'm gonna go back up there. I'm gonna go back up.
Whoa, not everything, right?
like dead man sweater I was wearing that last night
yeah well it's gone
hard statue I think goblin die only spawns in caverns near lava
okay boom
And I don't need boots right because I have a mount and it gives a shit so I'll do this
for now.
Oh he's in the stairs.
That's three bees.
Oh my god.
Max wins that you.
Nice.
Five armors that you?
What?
absolutely busted it okay so let me check question and I have three hornets
and I'm like fully beat out should I just be here we do the B man yeah like
I shouldn't use obvious point right no just use the odd because it only the
I'll be, you get it?
Oh no, that's actually good.
No, that shit was hatey.
I'll ride back, bro.
Really? Let's let me just take it.
Okay, I have these.
Don't want to hear it at least I'm gonna make the farm now
I'm looking for tinkerer
He's not real he's not real. He's not real. I'm looking I googled it bro. It says it's fucking random as shit
It says you must first defeat the goblin army wants to feed it
Fucking dead. I know I know
An underground or cabin layers down the goblin
Not in desert?
Oh!
That's gay. Checkers have said that. It's the cavern layer. It's the ca- like
Yo ancient tablets, I like that
Another bass statue
Oh, what happened to me, what happened to me, what did you, what did you, what happened
to me?
I have a heart for you.
Yay.
I fucking love this game.
Bro, the beginning is always such a slog and as soon as I get into it, I'm into it.
Always happen, he's so classic.
Yeah, oh shit.
I don't want to let him go home.
Come here.
Yeah, I'm building like a farm thing down here.
Come here, I'll give you this.
Thanks.
Thank you.
I'm just a fool yeah we're gonna have to put another layer here soon can you do
that while I do the planter boxes
And I'm gonna... I just need to torture you.
Can you put... watch out for the termites, though, but can you put down chest, please?
Oh.
Deft meter?
Okay.
life on us? I don't have that one. More chess.
So this is not gonna layer, this is mushroom.
Yeah, it would be grey wall.
This layer.
Where are my torches at home?
What is the weapon that looks like a dandelion or like a sunflower when you hit the plants
It just gives you the plants and it doesn't break everything
This I'm on the different of a hundred portion look look danger sense something
Okay, I'm done. I'm done with the guy. I'm just gonna work out this little I can't I can't I can't do this shit
Oh, this isn't only something that you can loot.
Okay, so since you're looting down there, if you go any jungle biome, search for them
Because there's a chance you get the thing for me, I need it.
The Staff of Regret.
Dude!
I need to get a potion.
There's orange poison in there, it's called Pugna of Hunter.
Oh, where is it? I had some.
I didn't use them.
Hit the green.
No, there's not orange.
Yeah, we can't make it in I am I'm over it
Hunter, no no no we have to have Hunter unless you actually drink them all.
I must have done an accident by using the B buff earlier, that's on me.
I want to see the Hottest Governor's, are we getting past night time or are we just
We're getting the nightmare.
They were passing it.
Really?
Yeah, it's the end.
Should we sleep in now?
I want to try the bossa.
Yeah.
Can't sleep here.
It's okay.
I dropped my bed right here.
Goodnight, Brett.
How do you wire all right it's daytime or you want to go full night
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna make it out of here.
I'm not from Alabama. I'm from Florida.
Buy arrows or bow merchants.
So when is it gonna be? Not damn.
uh we're at the peak of day so as long as we just waited will be as long as we have to wait
if you think of it like that it's only that long so i'd say 45 seconds
pouring my calculations
make a watch bro show them the watch i think you that you don't already have one
holy talking about nothing talking to the watch talking about wait I'm gonna
read up the bus check it again I bring back home can you solo this boss or do
you need me because I'm gonna make plant I'm gonna make the potion right what
would I bring on by walking
you how long sleep man you don't know your own room
when bring statue I cannot wire it it's not gonna be wired if you can't solo the
skeleton boss you're new yeah but if you can't solo that like you were rank one
in the world overwatch you know what I'm saying you got to have it still in you
okay
I'll put popcorn on that one.
I might keep setting this up.
Oh my god, look at all this stuff that planted already.
It gives me a feeling we're sleeping.
Is that how you speedrun plants?
You just sleep?
I guess so.
That's a fucked way.
I'm looking for some platforms one but also some
I'm gonna zoom in for you.
whatever you were looking for, you will find it at peace
I was looking for the hard statue.
Okay.
Okay, so there's a little something going on here.
I'm trying to figure it out.
Right this.
Can you- is there any wire? Okay, then fuck me.
So, staff of Reg growth. So if I don't have that yet, like it is what it is, right?
No, I...
We don't have a staff of Reg growth, which is kind of cringe, because it helps a lot.
You can cheese Skeletron by making the diamond-shaped minecart track of doom.
Track of doom?
So do I build the temple in here to be dead or outside of it?
I don't have platforms.
Oh, I forgot to bring shit, uh, JZ, we're cooked.
No, you're good, but you're soloing as Fawcett.
Hi, X, I love you.
Oh, god.
I can't like an X.
I mean, I don't have any bombs either, here's this character, let me try to get the wiser.
It's not bad wait wait I mean I think I'm telling you bro as soon as I get this potion
farm thing set up I'm like we're maxed out potions and we click the B button full buff
We need platform, pots, I need to set you down, campfires, okay, I'm off the night,
I want to get a little bit.
Okay, let me just, don't turn off the server though, like at all, like every, like all
night.
So I want to make sure I get this.
long to make it
If you small of a overall
all
You're following a guy on on Google
No, I'm using the brain
Is that a bad idea?
But you're doing it like a layer cake. Look all of your layers are different. You know what you thought about it by yourself
I mean the way
Guess I did it's do it so
No, I've played this game before
Every layers they make the material. I am not stupid
brother I have 50 hours in this game bro I was the farm guy last time I know
I like kind of remember how to do this
like really I fucking smacked your your for your planting
I'll fucking smack all the plant another these plants around because it all
caused a medic plant I haven't seeded anything but I will put the wall the
back in the wall without a wall it looks kind of funny oh yeah that's just dirt wall right
Yeah, help me out a little bit, watch this.
Holy shit.
That's supposed to be the ground up.
Oh, does it actually need-
No, but I want it to be nice.
Okay, is that not going to kill him?
Place a trap.
Did this right?
Is that supposed to do it?
All right, good.
All right, I'm going to go grab every single seed out of this shit.
Okay, dude, that looks so cute
Dude, you see that looks so cute. Yeah, it looks nice. I like that. Let me glass walls now, though
All right make it all pretty and stuff, bro
A fire blossom.
I have everything that I put, I should be able to grab every single plant, right, in
every...
So I just grab every plant?
That's pretty cool.
pretty cool. You're making it like a greenhouse. It's kind of badass. Yeah. Yeah. Next, a Pryo
though. If you see a staff of a regrowth in jungle chest, make sure you grab that. I need
Oh, another stable, actually.
I actually don't like it.
I had a Walsh.
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