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I was like that, that's cool shit. I used to have a pair of my own, it was fluffy.
I used to have a pair of my own, it was fluffy. It's very cute.
66 Months Cat Eat.
Anyway, that's about it.
Alright.
Oh, come on, bruh.
You really?
Literally anyone else?
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm the only type of people...
Yo, I'm the only type of people that are left to play your game.
Yo, I'm the only type of person that will play your game.
The degenerate, canceled, dumb fuck, zero IQ bum.
I mean, I'm like, y'all, I'm just like you guys.
Maybe I...
There was a...
I may not look like it, but I'm you. I am you. We are brought to get like this through the
camera while we're in the camera. Is it bad?
Did you know there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?
Oh.
With your ADHD, do you set yourself minimum time you play a game before you allow yourself
quit it um you know I didn't play southern three are you gonna get colonized
welcome to the jungle please you know what it's you put it in you can know it's
just a part of it right to show on his face okay um I'm going to call my chat
how do I call nice check I thought because I yeah I thought you have to
Fuck it like I'm not ever I'm playing a video game with the sticks yo like Jesus Christ
Like what?
Well, I'm playing with the sticks
No, bro, bro, okay, okay, yeah, I will give you a dose of truth in
If playing a game, you say this, it's actually a rancid, you are a rancid, you are a rancid
by acting like this.
This is a rancid person.
So it's ironic because you want to defend your game from some people, but you are
that people.
If you think the game should outcast you, that I am the face of Splatoon, I am the
you who are you you're nobody I own your game pup okay do you have the McDonald's out yes I do
Do you have the McDonald's out?
Yes, I do.
Is this what happened after the zero-gloss end tonight?
When he's having his nerves streamed are you okay?
I'm not gonna be weird a low-key better
There.
Yeah, thoughts?
Okay, yeah, he's looking at the cooking.
Sure.
W's for two, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chat, some of the lines, some of the lines, please.
Chat, you guys, I have a picture of it,
and this, okay, range, big take number one.
Hold on, anyway.
I watched Spider Noir, and-
And it's the expulsor.
Jack, they had me roping in a few episodes.
Yeah, okay, I'll give you a shot.
It's absolute slump.
Bang.
That's it.
Nicholas Cage delivers a good performance,
but the problem isn't really with the acting.
It's more with the directing.
Now, hold on.
There's a reason why it's so bad,
Imagine it is that it doesn't have any spice. It doesn't have any life. And hold on. This is why I say this is that
Every scene the audio is very isolated and the the the the focus or the the framing is very
main actor second actor
Black background
Like it's it. There's not enough life in the scenery to give me the the feeling that oh we're in the we're in this world
We're in this world. We're here or whatever
It's always it was like a like a set with a blank canvas and because the audio was so isolated
It's like very good. It's it's too. I don't know
It's lifeless. It's a it's lifeless
I'm gonna show you a scene is showing my what I mean by that
What is happening to me?
Did you miss me, Spidey?
Is this real?
I'm losing my mind.
I am totally out of control.
I got to fix whatever.
This is right in here.
Final semester, MIT.
That's pretty easy.
I'm too watching this.
Maybe someone.
OK, well, bye, someone.
There's someone else.
What the?
You've found a way to suppress mutating DNA, right?
If you've seen with this, I'm gonna run.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
So could you get rid of the bad aspect?
17 months fucking safe, hello, how are you doing?
Fine.
The parts of nature are good or bad.
Ooh, that didn't even look good at all.
Sorry about that.
You're not one of my students, are you?
Excuse me, where are my phone numbers?
My facial faces are threat and fake.
One we can't even see.
Jack! Jack, this is just awful.
Uh, guys, I get it, they fight the CGI guys because they hired Clankers and the CGI fucking AI.
I mean, what in the fuck?
Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Are we in the current year?
Okay. I see it. I see it.
You're the only one who's immune to it.
the smoke is double oh my god double oh see stumble across my board I'm not
one of those weirdos I swear he's a little wood I'm MJ you two don't know
each other okay you get rid of that monster inside you think I might go see
I'm just gonna let him go himself because you're here I
You're not gonna get away with this, but he might I
Didn't know you could get that big
But you're in danger just have to trust me
This whole thing being really scary the hell is that? What are you right, please? I don't have anywhere else to go
Just gonna let him go myself
It's not you because you're here.
You better do something, you better do it now!
We never forget that.
No matter how powerful we become.
I miss you, mate.
Huh. Not good. Not good.
Alright, just give me a sec.
Give me a sec.
I'm not in high school anymore. Oh, did you strike your big stretcher punishes in a tell spy being something you ready
There are no rules man, we're lost shawty shawty shawty
Tell you get it. Tell you get the reference yet. You get it. Did you get the difference?
because the Frank Castle guys actors the same as
as the one in The Walking Dead and he does a quote with it.
There are no rules, man.
We're lost.
And it's funny because I put the wrong quote
and that because it's a wrong movie.
Jack.
Jack.
Oh, shit.
Name a country.
A man with a must-have.
15 months of giving a multimillionaire even more money.
Can I get a welcome-
Hold on.
The Pope?
Slap. Oh, you know.
You know, I'll tell you another-
I don't look at you.
I know you.
You know, I know you.
I know I'm not a good guy.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
I don't get it.
But, I'm excited!
Yeah, yeah, baby!
I cannot speak English, but...
But, I'm excited!
Yeah, yeah, baby!
I...
Ah, she's so funny.
That was good, that was good.
Nah, that was funny.
Oh, my man.
Shut up.
Holy shit, that's funny.
Holy shit, that's funny.
I actually like this one.
Shut up, that one is good.
Oh, man.
Jack, like that, like that!
Jack, yeah, let me do it while everyone's at it.
I put it in for 10 minutes, and I hit a clip, like they could not.
These are planets with fucking, with fucking, uh, uh, uh,
neural-linked fucking motion controls, gyroscope,
prepared fucking, like, real-life fucking, like, rifle,
like, like, gun thing.
And I hit a clip, bitch!
I hit a clip, and they're mad!
Look, look!
BAM!
Look look bang spider-man boom spider-man boom boom fine my my spider-man
What we call bang as I do
My man, I clip it. I do really clip it ball that is literally a clipper
Oh
Holy
Jay Jay's gonna call like that. Jay. He's keep Jay. He's gonna go
Aaaaaaahhhh!
Okay, it's gonna be that hard to cut a tree down, I mean, right? I mean...
I like cats.
Oh, a classic!
Los Angeles?
Is it Los Angeles?
GTA?
Jesus, I need a new Yoshi game, which one?
What is this?
What is that?
I need a diabolical! I know we're gonna keep posting this shit there!
Stop it! Stop, Adam stop it!
Um, the things to mention, Parade will feature the largest planned political event of any
event in New York City history.
Chad, I don't think that people would w-w-w-wild out at the parade, though.
I mean, it's more of a-a thing that happens when the game wins, right, like, c'mon bruh.
Okay, okay, okay, where was I gonna-stop, stop, where was I gonna-stop it?
It's fucking weird.
Jack, what we're thinking of is it's fucking weird.
Oh, maybe.
Let me tell my deep end what we're going to do.
Um, okay.
It's okay, bro.
It's only the first game.
It's okay bro. It's only the first time.
Jack, I know if they acknowledge or I've only chatted with you, we're in a little mess
eye or whatever, but let's be honest. Hattrick against Goldless is crazy. I mean it. Jack,
I had to say, hat trick, goalless, I mean chat, I won't even show up.
Chat, next time I'll just stay in the locker room.
No, stop, grab onto the pole here to stop.
Okay, now stop, you're not through.
Lean forward and back.
Don't do that.
Oh!
No, stop! Grab on to the wolfie, and stop!
Dude, dude, I think he might have just died.
Um, I mean, not me. Not me, Joe, because, well, I'll tell you, we have nothing in the fucking cupboards.
Joe, we have nothing.
Chad, Chad, we watched the Rolebook post, all this is incorrect, it's actually all wrong.
Chad, they explained the rules, Chad, and apparently in UFC, the line at which the camp
crossed the punches is a very thin line at the back of the head, it goes all the way
down until when you hit the, I don't know what it's called in English, like the
Surveillette like a little brain shaped a small brain at the back of the neck right here
And the meat
Surveillance
Bob and Bob and Bob could what
That's actually part of the brain it it's a small brain in chat this chat these
the what is over for you that was sort of terrible too salty novel okay I have
kind of like them. Okay hold on. Check. If you like a cheap snack, I won't eat a full
bag of it, but I'll lick them a little bit. Hold on. Check. I don't mind licking them.
If I lick them, not bad at all. I'm out. Check. These are the type of the stuff you
lick before you eat. You don't just eat it. You lick it?
Then you eat it
That's not cinema
Okay, I'm very interesting your video
All right, yeah
We saw I think we saw a structure already
Nine million views Jesus
wait wait the song though hold on they cook with that
they had Eminem playing out on the walkout too
they cook it
wow that was nice that chap that was nice though no
First played up here at six people World Cups, holy legacy
Check guys. I get the chills when I see him play
Check I check I get the chills
Check okay. I'm a secret check and it's embarrassing
I went to the Copa America final
Messi on disputed
Copa America final
Way back
over there I
I saw it mess I and he cried it. He cried it and and it made me cry too. I
Couldn't handle it. Yeah, it hurt my soul. Yeah, I didn't cry, but still I I fell from it
What?
They need a Balochvar, Loki, a Balochvar.
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Holy check, it's like the 49 game challenge when you get a gold scar.
Check, look at that, why'd it open the fence?
And then look at the curve in there!
Check! He's a mage!
I didn't like that though
Shaq Shaq, the guy that is yelling for the usual time, he's on the, he's on the, he's on the straight, yeah, fast right now
Oh, he's got a G.
I'll have to, I'll make.
Oh, no!
So good.
That's because if you look at the way he is the ball because the ball is a special ball that is made for
World Cup it's not a normal ball. It's not a tetrahedron. It's not a tetrahedron. It's more of a it's more of a
tri
Triangle round
Yeah, it's true his way, and he's back.
What was that?
That's very nice there.
What, what, what, what, what?
This is a fool.
Oh
Of course, of course, it's an undenginated me
Oh
very nice
Wait, you can see it. Wait, you can see the ball. Hold on.
Look at the ball. Check. It's doing the FIFA World Cup ball effect. Look, it's not even moving.
The ball is too many.
Oh, my God, my God!
That's amazing.
He's putting him in the same position as Yusra.
He's wearing a new jacket.
This is the second team to play in Argentina.
Very nice.
We're in Argentina.
Ghost, in the back.
Yeah, in the back.
Thank you God!
Thank you God!
Thank you God!
Thank you God!
Thank you God!
Thank you God!
Thank you God!
Thank you God!
Thank you God!
Thank you God!
Thank you God!
Thank you God!
How many times did I win?
Wow!
I think that's a good place for the people of Egypt.
Safiq Yanfanti is a Safiq.
Jack.
So, you know, Jack, in the Arab, Arab commentary, is that...
A lot of them have a smoker voice.
Jack, true or false?
I don't use more names all I make sense.
No chat. There's his son, right?
Chat, is it worth a mess? Because he wants to be protected when he goes to the bang, bang.
Chat, chat, chat, chat. I saw that shit fly, whatever.
Chat, I saw that shit fly. What happened?
You know that? I was there, I was there.
I
That's him!
Imagine how Jack, he was emotional at the beginning Jack, imagine how he must have felt on the world stage, he must have felt the power in his body, he must have felt...
Boom! I still got it!
BOOM!
Jack, he must have felt the power like come back.
Jack, you know that, you know what I mean?
Oh, he's got a stick? Oh, that sucks.
very cool I like I like him check I like him a lot I think he's so cool
Jay, Jay, he's not-
We made it 100 miles, stop the wear, where has my life gone?
Oh no, Pog knew some badges too.
I'm such a fanboy.
It kinda feels weird, because I don't fanboy a lot of celebrity players or whatever, but
he's so cool.
Jesus.
You're the chosen.
Yes.
Well, yeah, I don't think it was bad goalkeeping.
Um
Okay, I get it, I get it, it's funny.
I didn't even let you there, that's not it.
I can't, I can't, it's not loading.
Yeah, did you know? Do I draw it?
Pull up chat. Anyone stiff right now?
I
Can I please get a lot of you all time, but I asked if you could gamble one too many times my bad man
Hey big nose, this is the wrong game today. Yeah. Yeah, this is the wrong game
I want to know my game man.
Stop making this dog shit man.
England
It's good
No yesterday's and no right now
We did was this just and they've been
No, no, it's we haven't on the day off or just not not like it's just a bit too early
At least way too early
Hold on go back back. How is it healthy?
Oh
Oh
Wait wait
You did
And I did honor you to talk to me
Oh
He moved off the line before the kick
No, no, no, no, no, no, I should be free goal. Sorry
Now, hold on. If the shooter made a mistake, he would no longer have a penalty shot. So then, if the
goaler makes a mistake, the goal to be immediately awarded to the player should
the ball. Hey, that just makes sense. When you're a goaler, to win is to block the ball, right?
That's how you win, yeah? So, for him to lose is to not get the ball in. If he makes a
he loses. So if he makes a mistake, he should lose. Which means giving a point. He should
lose. You know what I'm going to say? Why? That's so busted. Two goals. Two goals. Two goals.
Two goals.
The risk and reward of it is the same for both players in the chat, and it's not fair.
The risk and reward of it is the same.
If you're making a risk less by making a mistake, it's a lame.
Oh, oh good defense. Good defense.
Had a good defense.
I
Said it was actually
Oh
Okay, that's a nice kicker
That's good
Say both both issues make top and make a resistance just
He would be a good e-sports player.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, not much to do there, really.
but
And that's a defense folder
Oh, no foot is a foot for the other foot for the other
That's dog jack
Wow
Jesus then.
Path crazy.
Shocked crazy.
Yeah, that sounds thank you.
Oh!
Okay, can I see that?
Okay, that's crazy
Can you see the angle that though?
the
Ladies trying to say it in all the possible way again like
The English in the second shot is awesome.
The English in the second shot is awesome.
They have a goal, they have a chance, they have a second chance.
The club is playing now.
This is a 7-4 chance.
A 7-4 chance.
God has passed, he has passed from Jameel.
He lost a chance.
Oh
Jesus
And this guy's against the world
That's not a lot of power to it because you guys feel that
Very nice. I like it.
This is a good soccer matchup.
Oh
Massive defensive fumble and each of these sold the bag so hard
Shadid and his men have gone back in line.
Like, I don't want these camps so hard there, man.
Is it all controlled there, there's one spot?
Like, we can just walk back into your line, man.
I don't think it's going to hold up.
I like England. Oh balls!
If I find a sport, I would wear a conch for sure. 100%. You'd have to wear some sort of protective gear.
Why did they kick in the balls and they just bang like dude, I
Don't know what I would do
So you know I mean
The first touch of a world cup ball
in the white Norway in the distinctive red news that support from
It's taken him less than half an hour to score his first ever World Cup goal.
Alamari set. Brilliant header into 1-1.
Alamari has said equalizes for a rack.
Well that's a little short. It's far too short.
Again. Especially when Harland is lurking.
Oh, wow.
Check, check, check.
It is again, look at, look at eight ball, four.
Ding, ding, ding.
What I mean, what I mean, I didn't see it.
Even payesh the same trying to repeat the trick
Alamari got his head up to high fire slot back over me long
No, yeah, I don't mind. I'd like to know my name Oscar Bob. Beautiful. No, I know you've it almost deserved a goal
I've been saying that you're not thinking your sport seriously if you're not bald
check if you're not bald you're not taking your shit seriously because they
have a shot if he wasn't yet here it's fucked it's fucked he doesn't show that
If you're there, you have to go bald.
So that makes it a dangerous ball, Harlins on a hat-trick.
Sheldorup coming out of it with the ball.
Tors-Fert side-getting.
Scooped into Ostergarts.
And the goalkeeper couldn't get hold of it.
What?
Quite spectacular start for Norway to this 20-26 World Cup, Rack 1, Norway 4.
Jesus.
What is that?
Here's who you've reached yourself, Chad.
Chad, what is that?
I don't get it.
Did he do a handball?
I don't get it. Did he do a handball?
Chat 73 months excuse me. The problem with the cope is that people cope too much chat and we're having a problem
I did it is a overdoses of the chat
I don't mind a little bit of coping your color the copter. I don't mind it
I think it's kind of it's kind of a spice up the sport, but cope like that. I can't I can't don't like show like that
It's weird. Oh, there's a handball. It's a handball blah blah fuck off
Okay. Um, zero dribbles, zero shots, zero duals, zero full. 15 backwards pass and a 16.
to a map a to Holland to Ronaldo who is
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home
it's coming
it's coming
football coming home
it's coming home
it's coming home
it's coming football's coming home
come on in and come on in and
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You
That's sick.
The door was at the beginning of the year.
I
Check my why though
It's older like three years older
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
What means
All right, okay, I get it. Yeah, yeah, I get it
Yeah
number of attendees and the way on the metal and I guess I don't understand these
names though like I don't get it I know what I know what I don't know what it
means like I know what it represents
Nabo Arabic football commentary clears any other language on the phone them link
Who like this find my overlanders and
And um, classic it.
Hello?
What does zoom and do is crazy?
Okay anyway.
Yeah, I say that.
Last repose of the day.
I say that before.
one. I think this is real one.
I'm not gonna be rude.
Equipment is a bad gamer.
Maybe he's getting used to the world stage again
and he's gonna perform a next match.
I believe in random stories yet.
Guys, to go high,
you must go low first.
It stopped.
Okay, okay, this line isn't exact, this line isn't exact, this line isn't exact,
I know this guy because it's the guy I saw I think he played for Argentina no
Hold on. He did it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he did it. He did it when, um,
no, hold on, hold on. Let me lock in, let me lock in it. When, um, I don't know, whatever
I can't. I mean, I don't bother. Yeah, I saw, I saw him in the documentary. He's
He's in the documentary, and he did an interview.
It's good.
And he was talking, whatever, I can't because I'm not
locked in.
Can I say anything good enough today?
In the documentary.
This is for Franklin Bingo and shit.
Check, in the documentary.
Yeah, in the Beckham, the Beckham Red Card.
Yeah, Jack, Jack, this is the most biased card in the history.
Yo, I actually watched the game.
He wasn't, Jack, he didn't get one for anything.
He wasn't, he wasn't being a bad sportsman.
Like, not deserved him.
Not deserved him.
Bro, come on, bro, come on, bro.
That's bad.
I don't care.
There was an EF4 tornado earlier, true or false?
It's undeniable this thing is doing big-time damage out here and the tornado is getting larger as it goes towards Mono tornado before it gets there
Why what what mess I get a good card, what do you do?
Unbelievable
oh my goodness once again this is a lot of the tornado that's continuing to do
damage out there in the Montrose area this thing is getting bigger every
moment to and as it gets bigger it's going towards more places like island
Grove Island Grove is directly in the path you think that we saw the biggest
tornado like the humans are the biggest tornado of our time or what did it go
by itself and the way sides yeah I think I think some place will probably not
occupy no no no in the human times maybe there's been chat when some
place were not popular yet like maybe they made the West when
there was nobody there right there's like a tornado that we've been seeing
that was like massive like a fucking like like yes six fucking fucking
lifted the country up or some shit. Yeah. Stay sheltered out there. Somebody said they're
in the tub. Yeah, it is. Let me know. Like
9 0 9 2 9 7 6 7 7 7 be just had it apparently one passing the ball to us in the s-crab
Is there a high light or like a low light of that game or not?
How's that recorder?
How's that recorder? What?
How's that a yellow?
Okay, I was just on the chat, it's not a lot of things, it's just some real shit, okay?
The people out there that pull these videos don't play soccer, they don't do any physical
exercises.
These players, slow motions are shit.
They should stop showing slow motions of these incidents.
These guys are going at high speed, okay?
And I understand that even if someone who works and pushes somebody, he's only pulling
on them.
Like, like pulling on him so that he doesn't hit into him.
Like, anything that he can push him forward is crazy.
Bro, there is literally more energy being pulled,
being pulled backwards than being pushed forward in this clip.
Anything that you guys being pushed.
Oh, the leg, oh.
Oh, man.
Well, that's amazing incidents
That's a yellow.
Chat, chat.
No, no, no. I would say that it's at least a yellow because listen.
Chat.
I understand that he's off balance and should I get footing forward?
But he can choose whether he puts his foot forward to get balance or go for the ball.
And he makes a risky go for the ball from behind and he knows it's a risky.
He knows it's a risky catch. He knows it.
He sees the ball, he knows that he came with the ball,
that it's a risky touch, and if he gets it, it's good,
but if he doesn't, like, come on, bro.
Like, Chad, he wants to bake the cake and eat it, like.
That's exactly the yellow.
That's a big orange garter.
Oh, that's a red though.
I think it's all pretty crazy.
Chad.
So I'm watching this World Cup dog shit long.
Nah.
Nah, it is not red. Red is pretty.
65 months, punk.
No, it wasn't games like what?
I can't watch it, I can't watch it, it's alright.
We can actually get back to runs, I don't mind actually.
Is this a bit lost?
I'm kind of back star energy but...
Let's see what I can show you.
You're the guy that's so cool to see you react to soccer, if only you were this committed to Minecraft speedrun.
If only you were committed to your studies, if only you were committed to your workplace, environment, anything like that.
To sustaining your family and helping your loved ones.
Fuck you!
Was that too far?
Chad, I had to take a long time ago, a few months ago, and Chad said it wrong and he
really mad at me about Ronaldo. And I think it's correct. I think Ronaldo is a great player
The fendantic legacy but I think he takes a slot on on the team that could be used
On the player, but if they do then it's the big fanboys of that country of that player
Oh my god, don't you and then they're gonna harass the fucking officials. They're gonna harass the coaches that the
the staff look because it because they're the toy the toy out the best player in the world
However, when really do you think about it?
There are some better younger players at their peak right now that could use that
spot to give them a better shot at the World Cup CL.
They're playing the politics game and their hands are tied and it's unfair for them.
If you go to Google and you go to the pool of players that has parents or grandparents
or a passport in Portugal that haven't chosen a country yet to play, there's probably a
lot of very incredible players that are out there that could be picked up.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Dude, I don't think you understand it.
Some of these countries that never even went to World Cup
have strong fielded players right now.
And you think a Portugal can't do it?
Not bad though not bad though
That what is car
The Macbethic Republic, yeah.
But where does it all come from then?
Okay, it's then said letters that it COD what is it
I don't know what this song is, it's all in funny, like, as it was, I knew the shit.
What?
Next QCL from Lotario, Congo Democratic, there you go.
That's one class that's one class
Yeah
Yeah, I'm not a behavior guys. I love every country and I'll auto same thing offensive
But Portugal, oh, it's in a country to do better.
Portugal has been in a world cup.
Well, almost every year, since fucking 100 years,
they all are going to do way better than that.
Lock the fucking, it's embarrassing.
If I were the coach I would just tell him you know what you guys play soccer
Do your thing.
Coaches are overrated. Coaches are overrated in almost every sport.
they destroy the fabric of the teams enhance a play to succeed they actually
break down the essence of winning but it's on their vision and they hurt the
I don't know what you're thinking.
That's right.
Wait.
I thought that that was on side
Oh the second player was off that, oh ok
You know what, they're not hungry.
Chad, they're not hungry.
These players don't play like they want it to.
Chad, these players don't play like they're just playing soccer.
They're playing soccer.
They don't play like their life is on the line.
the past wasn't for him the past wasn't for him dude it wasn't for you bub it's
for the guy behind you. Dude, it's not your pass, man.
At that moment, if you were to pause, you go into his neurons. He saw hat hat trick
messiah messiah's hat trick what we're now to do that i can do this too i am him this
is my past here i go here i go bonk like and you know that happened you know that
What happened to it?
Slow, slow.
Okay, these are the two on the game.
The pass is slow, slow the plays down.
like, let's everybody catch up and shit.
Let's the defense structure themselves
and then still a lot of options, a lot of space.
I could have taken the space forward
let people, like just go to like,
shh, we didn't have to shoot that fast.
I have one favor to ask you to check your latest YouTube channel video on minute nine
as the voters check the comments after the clean side beg
to try and as well we ask him
what?
let me tell you what this is, chat
let me tell you what this is, youtube video comment is about
i don't get it
So
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm just saying, yeah, GG. I'm in, GG, GG.
That's um chance isn't that um
Dominican no no it's um Trinidad uh Bosnia
yep yep it's um Bosnia uh hair's hair's a um hair's a govina
Yeah, I mean, I don't care because I don't play it.
Unlock right and spot two and check out.
I enjoy, yeah, yes it is, I'm not, okay, I'm not like,
I almost fell like,
um, you know, check.
I wanted to put off strings and I was enjoying it.
Tudu, dudu, dudu.
Uh.
Tudu, dudu, dudu.
Mm, mm, mm.
Uh.
Yeah add another name of it so I'll just skip as your check knows it and I don't know
the name of the song so I won't know I know and no surprises there.
Oh my god.
Is Jesse awake yet to run some games?
Oh, let me see him.
New daily game, it's called.
It's loud with eyes though, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
buddy buddy buddy what the fuck is going on here man
Oh, oh my god, watch this thing
No
Oh
Is there a way to do shortcuts at all or what?
No, this is lame.
What even is this over here, like what is that?
Oh
Wait
Is that a new this
Love you, can I get jungle? Well, okay, okay?
Okay, hold on.
I'm gonna make a crossbow over here.
Oh my.
Come on, come on.
I am you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Was Jason
Dude in the YouTube frog and in your most recept copy sloppy upload a whole three minutes of the 14 minute video is just
It's muted entirely.
Has the editor been replaced while I mute the fix?
It's muted entirely?
It's an encoding issue?
No.
Higher Dragon Air is a new editor they upload earlier and better than actual editor.
Yeah, but we're good as long as you are though.
Use in Prime to sponsor Dragonair as new editor.
Um...
In starting to think editor is a make-a-wish kid, that's why you can't fire him.
I don't know.
Dragonair actually better yeah like whatever the maids are come in and they
they watched the the table here like the whole thing kind of stuff's out chat our
joy cons better like like chat I need some pro tips
Maybe you should get the guys that said that he's like a pro player this game like like I need like some like a like a pro
Oh, dude, uh, and again good stream
Why Wi-Fi unplugged in
Our community is so starved um yeah, yeah, I mean true
Yeah, I need you, yeah.
Chad, you there, you getting a little tenet, like in a slush at a time, or is it a thing
of a long time?
Chad, I'm wired in, and if it boosts, where?
How is that one, what the fuck in?
Dude!
You see why you do I'm wired in and it boosts where
This wire is plugged directly into the fucking this wire is plugged inside the router
It's but oh my my computer is plugged it right next to the same slot
Like how is it possible that it
See look now what
I had to turn off the game and turn it back on and it swaps the Wi-Fi like how does it make anything at all?
Please stop with this introduction please.
Jack, is there a delay compared to capture card and normal?
There's a slight one, I cannot be disbanded.
Yeah, it's slight, okay.
So, what do you get, uh, um, X boosts?
That's a full gunner.
Did anybody have a code for me?
It's a full gunner.
If I lose, I'm washed against that sucker.
guys what was the court like I
check there was like a wire on me was that like it's like I kept sending my
because I was scared. I saw them. I saw them at the top. I'm just gonna put in really
I'm gonna go for kills.
Where is he?
I'm gonna go for kills.
I'm gonna go for kills.
Where is he?
I traded him.
Okay, I do this.
Where am I going?
Thank you, Alisa.
Um, where am I going?
Hello?
GG.
I
Am I gonna say Melissa
The red
I was always on trying to do crazy plays but I forgot the fundamentals of just painting.
I forgot to paint.
Well that's not a lot of XP.
I think maybe I can drop in. I think it's just better.
Okay, so where is the exit boost?
There?
Here?
Here?
Battle cash.
Vegetables don't sing, how do you pick it up?
open capsules. So I don't get it? Is there no other way to get tickets?
I mean, are you Susan?
Salman ran the tickets.
Check this your first.
Really?
He doesn't?
Really? He doesn't?
He's boing?
What's the songwriter?
Okay, I have an idea. I rush near their spawn
with this ability, and I just go cook them.
I do this all the way to the back line. I make a nice long L shape around the outfield of the map like this
Then bang like this then bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
Snail trail interesting is that what it's called?
Wait, what the?
How do you?
Yeah
How all I was a bomb I'm so dumb I didn't see the bomb
Um
It was a while while my team fainted back line, I guess I did this counts in the points like what I did
I
Fucking
What's fun, what's fun?
71 months of endless torture
used once you've become in everywhere right just like I did to your mom
No, no, no!
Bitch 67.
No! No!
What the?
The team is not painting properly.
Oh
Now we're losing this
I didn't win this for sure!
So I'm actually being... I'm actually gonna be real for a minute here.
At all games, like, I've never lost that many times. It's such a low win rate in a game that I'm actually trying hard.
We're just getting absolutely boned okay, I guess anything to boost up is it you saw
Solid run, it gives- it gives- it gives tickets?
Why do you do that?
This?
This.
This?
It's not, it's not let me do it.
It's not, it's not let me do it.
It's not let me do it.
It's fine here.
Yes?
No!
No!
No!
No!
Okay.
That's local, okay.
What a great conference that, uh, behind you that I hear.
I got a Grezcon.
Wait, what, what did I do?
I
Think forever to do this shit. I got this idea lower dialogue bullshit
I don't get it.
Find a Salmanedze.
Power exit.
I'm not sure.
Is that eggs?
Boss Salmonega.
Where's the boss Salmonega?
Quota
One at a time
Okay
What are you doing there?
Okay, this is gonna be weird
Help
Where?
This is what the man should have, I should have Resist Ritimates.
That would make the game mode a lot more vibrant.
There's not that, XQCL.
So imagine if Nintendo, their consoles were actually good and they were like high framerate,
high fidelity, like just actually, the games would go hard, they would be like whatever
if you're a player of shit, if you're world-class.
Hey, Jeff, I get more. I get more.
Is there one that did a little more?
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
How you super jump up
You don't
Wait, I did this again above an old bell
Bang? Bang! 8! I got a 3! That's huge!
Wait, can't he do no more to get?
wait no tickets this
so is this what we're gonna do?
wait dude
AR generated stream summary
XQC is grinding Splatoon 3 rank
with a brutal win rate
forgetting to paint mid match
Now navigating, many used to find XP beasts via salmon run tickets.
I don't...
The bomb, what bomb?
What the fuck, I don't see a bomb! I don't see a bomb!
You aren't there.
As it expands.
oh this
i see, change the door
I know I know what I said.
another one mouse suddenly leaves a bomb on a spiral up here
No more training, boys, we're done.
Now tickets show me.
How many do I get?
10 tickets?
20?
So now what do I do then I'll check.
Now I queue on this menu thing right?
Or in the room where they do that?
I can't.
Is she here?
Here?
apprentice if I don't get this I am I will go to the bottom bangers that you
get tickets here I'm telling you
no no there's gonna stable I don't want to do it
I mean, Q, but it's not...
But I want to get the value, because when you get the gift, you get to buy food to increase XP gain.
Salmoned Smokeyard.
Oh
This gun is absolutely govante though
Bang!
Alright, there's a lot of enemies that's gonna crazy.
Can't get a kill, you know?
How do you make boss spawn more?
Did I just lose a life forever?
Can I get Razzlies?
Yo Razzly you fucking clanker?
Razby, you fucking clanker!
That's it?
Oh, it's just a wave of wind there.
I lost two lives though. Is that I mean is that bad is the GG? Oh, no, I can I can I was back in
So I get three OPS because we're gonna top it there's like a little old packets of like rice
How many waves are you going to get there, is there like an apple number?
P, V, C, how are you all my DrillX QCNLK?
Okay
It's a weirdo
What's happening? What's happening?
Show us everything
Why are we all here eight?
There is no more bosses there.
Come to papa.
I have machine gun nicks.
Boss what the fudge?
Oh
Oh
Sorry that's not a nice little down a little bit
So you go but you go for the family and you shoot a booze around it
Oh man.
Nice!
Um, okay, let's leave the resin.
Here!
Thanks for getting this gun sucks.
I guess we get this gun sucks.
Yeah, I think I should get a lot of things with this, surely?
Oh, we're finished in.
I think I'm going to be going down here.
34 eggs, okay?
Yep.
What are you doing with that?
Uh...
Huh?
Huh?
Another counter?
bottom right okay I'm not that I'm not that anymore next I think you're a new gunner
Okay, I understand. Jesus Christ, lady.
I want this one. I want this one. It's good. It's just fun. It's just fun. I get right.
Should I get new headgear or is this good for now? I think this is like what I wanted
it. No? There's a step that I want on it.
Jack, I need to go to the dual guns.
I need to double-temp this shit, man.
Did you know what I saw? What did I give you? Did you know what I saw?
Dude, oh my god, it's when I did...
Maybe I need to practice before ranked low key.
Okay, I'm a rushing spawner. I'm a rushing spawner.
I didn't even sense it. Sense through it. Sense below. I can't turn it. It was like a fucking micro-famer.
I think I just jowled through actually.
Well then.
How many more months till I get welcomed to this wonderful jungle, Mr. Count?
How?
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it please!
I don't know how to force it, I don't know how to force it, I'm not gonna panic it.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
We got my Veltor.
I know this is just bugged, I don't care what anybody says, it's such bad controls.
I said top I said
Okay, I mean this is embarrassing I will say this okay, okay just okay
I'm just gonna get out of here.
Losing to actual children on their Christmas gift switch you blonde fuck.
Let's just forget about this.
Um, hold on.
I need to go to the store first.
Look, I need to go to the general store at the line.
Hello, Elf.
Okay, this gives me, uh, something.
Chad, what does that give me?
It's just cosmetics?
Um, special saver reduces the special gadget with the ink splattered now ink saver decreases
I'm not thinking about your mobile I've been in chat. I think this is good. No
Now the resistance
Hey Felix, maybe you should go back to sweeping the floors as a janitor because clearly painting the floors is not quite for you much love
Actually was on battle pass and how do you all really better pass give up on this game?
It is so fun. You should watch a pro ranked match
I
Just probably mean true. I mean that is true. I mean I'm pro
Okay, I'll use gyro. Okay. It's oh my god. I use a user user. Oh, okay. I will use our own
Okay, I can do that.
Wait, Chad, what do we do like this?
I think that could actually help though, no?
If you had an actual gun like that.
It's men up?
Yeah, I'm a femboy.
So what?
Are you gonna push me up against a wall?
Grab me by my neck and whisper into my ear
How much you hate me? Are you rea-
I'm a little bit dearer!
Right, there's one spamming, spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn, spawn!
Come on!
Excuse me on my favourite stuffed inbred Targaryen. Excited for the new scenes in the house of the dragon?
No, I didn't do this better. I didn't the gun sucks. I think I should use dual easing
Again
It was better.
Was it bugging out on the way?
fucking camper dude Jesus Christ I hate to go middle it's so lame
everybody down there
where those
Why don't you paint all of the floor you missed a spot
nice okay I can't do better
catalog which I catalog that's that's not that's right change it and go yeah
they're gonna shit I'm gonna use the dualies probably what's other
Oh boy, whoa, whoa, mashed up or what's a mashed up, what's that?
Oh, that wasn't doing that bad.
Wait, did he... Chat, did anything was just bad.
Look at that guy, look at this guy.
Like, the damage is insane.
Get the shots up.
Who's the midder?
Wait, some pro players, they didn't...
So I didn't say that he uses the duelism in the second pro gunner.
Not pro, I mean yes.
Should I need to stop any downer?
Yeah, the poison at an angle probe true
No!
This ex-QC is fantastic, just needs to work on farms, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement,
Economy management, pistol aim, all flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, hot flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability.
OH MY GOD I STOCKED!
Spray sea.
How the point of this game is to point the flow not to die every time
I mean, it's 130. Chad, that thing, that Hazel paints way too much. It's way too much
Yeah, uh, uh, uh, air coverage.
We'll cover that all that.
Fuck! I told-
Um, why don't I spawn her?
Did nobody pick a spawner?
Check this is why this is why I feel like the paintbrush is better
Like I can help like do that like the the overall the paint is just a painting
The 28,000 next year for one level up. I mean are you are you fine?
Getting it?
Okay, one more.
Freshest fits.
52 months.
Looking fine as hell today, Mr. Cow.
Can you please welcome me to the jungle?
Dog on the ride in Lawnmower.
Chat, what is the splat?
Oh, that's dex, right?
Is that dex?
So I was three and six.
Rollers like tank, and you can take more damage with it
Okay, it's a one-shot
I've got one of them out to the upper right corner
Okay, I'll put the spawner. Everybody go up, I'll put the spawner.
What the-
How is Stefo carrying you? Bro, he's about 60 and has suffered more head injuries than
you could imagine. How about you lock the hell in?
Fuck you.
was that dian gamer don't don't go to my game and disconnect your bitch how do
How do you get grenades?
SG?
What am I, my camera? Or the game's camera?
They might have low light effects.
Good job guys.
I like that. Yeah, pick a spawn. Pick a spawn. Come on.
I like that.
It's good.
She killed me in my ult from their spawn?
I mean, is this a joke?
of yours as your weapon. It could store and dispense more paint than many of these weapons.
What are these ults? It's so busted!
I was gonna roll you know, I mean I'm check I can I was an Eclipse almost
Okay, I think he's gonna get him, let him go to assist, let him go to assist.
Go, go, go, go, go!
That's good!
It wouldn't let me go to the wall. The game wouldn't let me go to the wall.
We'd get it when it's like, oh my god, we met a good dinner.
Hold on.
He had a point.
High-expo-level teammates here.
I think I speak for all of us.
It would be best if you'd stay in spawn
and just kept painting the floor there. Leave the middle for us. Cheers.
I mean, I almost top-frag, plus I also inked the spawner.
Okay, I think at the end of the day, the point of the game is to win the game.
Pain and spawn is number one priority, because spawn is the painting that they can't get most of the time, right?
And it's really, it's your shit.
You should get all of it.
It's real estate and that's solid.
So you should get all of it because, dude,
you can always lose the middle
after you've got the middle or use there.
It's free real estate, man.
How you win the game is not my kills.
It's like getting the paint.
Yeah, you speak facts. This is correct. Spawn is most important. So how about you stay
there the whole game?
Very nice.
I mean, look at my jargon!
Anyone who says cheers is a lift up here or a four or tameru yuriko, ake, ake, ake, ake, ake.
No, the lights be!
Look at that spawn though, so well ain't there.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Help me re-eng this one!
Got him up, come on!
Okay, you staleoids.
I
Have a good one
Who's doing all this?
He made it! He's right there! Oh no, oh no, oh no!
I think we lose that.
I mean I'm imagining it all can happen at one fight at the end of it.
My teammate was right next to me and he deliberately went away from the one guy that was right
there.
Nice one man, lost us the game by missing a corner in spawn, useless.
How do you lose the pink war in your own spawn, man?
Okay, I'm not buying, uh, bolts.
What's Aeroblaster? Is that a good job, Aeroblaster?
I
Roast fate OP
You give me this one I got it
Beautiful, look at that.
I can see why the janitor Korea did not do that.
I can see why the janitor Korea did not work out in these situations
to throw it into the water
Oh my fucking god this is so stupid!
Maybe I'll let them know this is GG
You can re-ink the right side man
Yo there's such ink not ink here man
Dude, don't do that!
The left side, the left side, the left side is the extremist state, the left side!
are you really really really really
what the fuck okay okay
this game is a bad problem way too strong I gotta
What the- okay, okay, science-seeding it, science-seeding it.
That's all we need.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
You look like you know how to handle the brush well, okay, can I hire you to do that?
What goodness was was the was the the whatever lady was using?
Arrow spray.
Give me that shit.
Give me that.
What the fuck?
They- they get too much.
This shit!
Maybe hand it over to someone competent
Check is ends that better than then um then air spray
I'll test it out
Maybe I test out the, uh, aero sprint.
And that better and that and that is way better
I mean, oh, it's all the other ones for painting MPVP.
Is this one bad for pinning?
Seems okay.
It seems okay.
Should I do only be jumping into it like that or not?
Like...
Is it like tiny strategies at all?
Maybe like this?
The squidding helps, I know that is.
Oh you hide in the ink.
Maybe I hold the corners like a rat.
I
Didn't see him I didn't see where that
Oh, that's fun, man
One more on this one.
Fuck off! That was my fault, that was my fault. I mean, I should have picked a better fight then.
Oh my god!
Ace! I ace them!
No!
I think lost. I think I responded to it. It's fine. Yep.
Bank!
Okay, that was my best game by a long shot.
Best game by far, nine kills.
Nine kills for deaths.
That's all the xk I get.
I mean, really?
Really?
Really?
So how does he get 1.2k points when he barely has anything?
He barely has two in three.
So what's my old good training?
What I do?
Do I just put it down and just stand there?
What is the what is what is the soda I get you?
speed at max speed, run speed. I actually aced the whole squabber down since I actually
had a clever.
You can never remember them. Can you remember a single ex-QC kill?
But try Stevo. You can see the thick eye remember a Stevo flake.
Remember this bitch?
I
Was crazy
They have a spanner?
I don't want to go there what it I don't want to go there
Okay, why can't I just go to normal spawn?
I just want to do a normal spawn.
I did down the path, it didn't work.
Oh don't open the menu.
Oh.
Wait.
That somehow top-fragged?
one was a ammo. So why can I never get 1000 points? I can never get 1k. Like I'm always under 900, 800.
Like...
Into paint. But this thing isn't paint at all though.
I think I got the ground painting.
excuse me more like
Let's say thanks for yeah you you say something like a shit another one push up
Almost six years wow, oh wow.
I'll do it because I thought there would be any Claire's, but there's no Claire's.
I'll see what I'm going to do here.
Is that a useful one I think?
Get the fuck out of the game!
Fuck him.
There is no way we lose here.
Okay, I am not on the company by teammates. We got...
My last? No, no, no. A team charge 100%.
me look at that maybe you see that oh my god what but you playing against my
little sister and one point to get what I wait for fucking artist they got the
game yesterday for finishing school and we're happy to play against you
So this game should give you a ticket for free.
Just so you get to try it.
I can't put my game.
I can't.
I literally cannot look at any level 10.
XB next level pass level one.
But how do you get to level pass level?
Oh yeah.
game. I thought I doubt you, but you know what, I just can't enjoy it.
Well, I also learned how does the Emerson build on one side
big and small on the other side.
That was really bad.
Gamba when?
I think I'm chilling a little bit with this though.
This is a little bit, this is a tiny bit to show by now.
KBJH.
Um, wait, seriously?
Okay, okay, now I'm actually just showing.
Okay.
KBJH.
Let it roll, let it roll, nope.
Watch this!
Okay, no, that is not terrible.
Wait, I didn't know that was going to happen.
I didn't know this was going to happen.
I'll put my bags on the right side there.
Is that a good idea?
Is this not too bad?
How do I get the red on the other side though?
That's good, that's good!
But what is it doing?
That's good, right?
This should be a chain reaction, eh?
Um, I might have thrown it.
Please!
Is he not going to go touch it?
Got it.
That's game.
I think that's game.
How do I get out of there?
How?
So I have to build big at left side, so my left doesn't need my big builder, and my right doesn't need my small builder.
Okay? Okay!
No, I got chose a ladder.
Oh, my God.
Okay, I'm going to push the pink to the side and get a yellow to go down the middle.
Is that usable?
Oh my god, are you kidding?
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
I don't think when it goes to yellow it's gonna have enough space, is it?
I'd have to make a yellow right here.
They didn't have to be like right here.
Nope, trolled.
That's just dumb.
Somehow?
I'm not bad at this game, just trust it.
I know what I'm doing.
It just doesn't look good, but...
Ready? Yeah, okay
How is that the red at the bottom is it check? I think I need to push it. No
I evolve the left side into a pink and it's gonna leave so much space for me to play right?
Don't do that don't fucking oh my god, gg's
That's that's true that that is just true
Please roll
It won't
There's just no way, right? Maybe it's gonna be real life, I mean.
Um, I don't even know how to proceed over here, maybe like this.
Okay, um chat it would be it would be red red yellow
I got it, I got it, bang bang, then down, what the fuck, it won't go down, I'm coached,
Dude, go down!
Shut the fuck up!
It's cut.
I'm trying to execute the arrow.
Unless?
Unless?
Okay, yellow, yellow, pink, pink! Hold on! Massive chain reaction coming in.
Three years away.
Look at what's next dum-dum.
A whole bunch of yapping, random clicking and praying that the game randomly bounces
the fruits into place.
Not true, because look, why's it, why's it, sir?
Superman in?
And shut the fuck up.
Um...
very soothing game wouldn't you say chat it don't don't have to say to like a
I paint everything to nuts.
Really?
But why not?
Please go to that's so true. Oh, dude. That is so true. Oh
I'm done. I'm done
The way you play this game you make a great Wal-Mart back there
I swear I'm good at this game like I'm actually good
He's not a regular
Okay, only big bigs on the left side only smalls on why is he rolling in?
Okay, that works right
Good
I mean, this game has like a built-in randomness on purpose just to make you mad.
This is show. Is this like the worst possible so I can like,
Okay, and then bang it.
Okay.
Yeah, it's over.
It's over.
I'm pretty sure it's over.
Okay.
On this.
Chat.
Now, how do I debug this?
Maybe by making it like a bigger lump in the middle.
Here, right side is my big builder.
What?
Bang!
Yes!
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Since you're in the mood for switch games, why not try Tears of the Kingdom now that it has 60 FPS in 1000 and 80p?
It didn't work, it didn't roll!
It didn't fucking roll!
That's so bad!
That was smart. That was really smart. That was really really smart
Come on
Dude, I might be the goats
Oddly now it's find a way to make a red in the corner. Maybe I just push it aside like bang
It'll push early, right?
Plink, plink, plink, plink, plink, plink, plink, plink, plink, plink, plink, plink.
Okay, I'm just gonna go.
Okay, I'm gonna leave those on the right side so that it's not convoluted.
I
Want to have a big on the right side it it's how you invest yo
Smalls on the left so I don't want to get cooked
No, go for it!
Stop!
What is it?
watch this, it's not bad at all, this is a little bit tricky though, let me think, let
it would be orange orange red it would have to stay in the middle right here
here on my medicines
he will never play the legend of Zelda because he is awful at puzzle games
I'm not sure what
Don't fall to the side place, you know what I should do it
I'm not not bad
Don't you dare throw right that's all is it I
I would have to wedge it. I'm gonna go around and see if this is my investment pile, right?
This is my bill pile right here.
Come on!
No, this is good, this is good.
This looks bad, but it's really not.
This is really good, you don't know it yet.
It's my investment pile is over here, so why?
Now, watch this.
Good.
Actually, not good at all.
That was really bad.
That was terrible.
Please don't do that.
Oh my God.
I got shoulder.
Now, watch this.
Really?
Really?
Why are they at shoulder?
High Exxon rumours true that you are not allowed to play GTA RP because there are concerns
you'll find another girlfriend at the burger shop.
What?
For our anniversary please win me an anime figure...
BLEEZE IT! BLEEZE IT!
Don't you fucking dare, don't you dare, don't you dare go right, don't, don't!
I mean that's just depressing.
That's just depressing.
Oh shit, you fucking bitch!
Water!
Nice! Hold on!
Don't do that, man. Why does it keep doing-
I don't know what I'm doing, just give it a minute.
Push!
Okay.
Push!
Push!
Okay.
Okay!
Now roll!
Okay!
Oh my god, it's going to do it.
It's going to do it.
Push!
Yes!
Okay.
Pagmel and Clap.
Okay.
Okay, I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
That was absolutely horrid.
This is what my dad said before stock market collapse in 2000 and date
So I know that everything is fucking knowing it again. I know it is
One more pink and we get a yellow and then we get a metal lion lion blood on
It's a make it with your right though, so that's the mean
Good. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's possible. It's absolutely possible.
Please, I beg, please!
Stop!
What is it doing?
Push, bang!
Any love island watchers in the chat, girlfriend is forcing me to watch.
Who do you guys think is going home tomorrow? Much love. Please fuck my arsehole Felix
No
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Chat, did you see the top was, no no no.
The, one more, one more.
The top was gonna come together
and it was gonna push the bottom
and it would have been able to let Chat,
we're gonna have melon.
This isn't your area, I probably just have nothing to be doping.
I swear I had it, I swear I had it.
Okay, so my brick side is the right side and my invested side is the left side now.
Yeah. Yeah. That works. Okay. This is a perfect start from the comfort of my own house, life.
What a start chat, what a start though.
Okay.
And then, and then, this, that, investment side, right side, don't, that, that, that,
I just showed it.
It's not too bad.
My side just reverted it and I didn't act accordingly though.
He's not going to let me go through anything. Nope.
Shulas gaming.
What a catch! What a fucking catch!
What is the age range for this game? Why is it so hard?
What a run! What a run!
Don't roll!
I
What you fucking there? I'm the goats. Check it's on the Neville. I am the go for the game
No, come on, Virginia, yes, yes.
Oh my god, the goats.
And now my bricks on my left side now.
Yeah, there's a structure at the bottom to keep.
There's like deep brickets.
I know, I know, I know to push it.
That's good. That's really good. And now, hopefully, this pushes it.
XQCLL. On paper it should, right?
it. Push it. Push it. Is he not going to? I can't, dude.
What does it mean?
I don't XMMG, Dominic and Republic Emoji.
That was a better idea, Chad. I mean, that was a better idea.
Excuse me, will you play Mecha Chameleon?
With who?
Come on! There's just no way! There's just- this is not possible!
Oh, oh! It's shifting!
Dude, no way, right? Uh, I don't get anyone. Just send it.
Are we joking with this or?
Oh, I mean dude, this is the way.
NO!
Oh my god, I forgot.
Chat overtime it'll shift.
Sneak it in.
Push it.
So and peanut are playing
I have to somehow get a full stack on the left side so it wouldn't be a full collider.
No, I mean.
Dude, come on.
Really
Yes, yes, yes push up
Hold!
I see it! I see it!
Why isn't he rolling?
Dude, what?
Oh no, oh no, I mean, that note is a show.
Make it roll, roll.
one. I have to be lucky and get a big 100, thank you.
Please!
No, it can't be.
It's impossible.
I don't have space to make a top line.
It's just a G.
Yeah, don't ever say they get top liner.
Wait, that's short, that way they didn't know, that's super short.
Why are you putting the great there?
Give it a chance give it a chance I believe excuse you
XQC, if you welcome me to the jungle, you will get the max score.
Chat, is it normal to have never had a lemon? I've never had a watermelon in a one-timer.
Why is one so fucking- Nah, I got it one more.
Brick side, right side?
And that is my investment signer.
Chat, here's a fun fact. Did you know? We've only explored 0.001% of the ocean floor.
Yeah, but...
XKCL, huh?
Who cares though? Like...
That's like saying we didn't explore all of the deserts.
Like there's nothing there, man. There's nothing in the deserts. It's...
You don't need to explore all of it. It's a desert. It's just...
I'm just spamming it like it's Plinko who cares about your bitch ass
Oh no, I'm a Yazigi!
Maybe we can find your gaming talent in the desert.
Okay.
So basically you're watching a match that work is what you're saying.
Well that's fucking troll.
Cool fact. Did you know we've only explored 0.1% of XQC's 4-hat?
4-what?!
4-hat?!
This is scott gawdie
This is scott gawdie
Please don't do that
No please don't do that
It's charged
It's charged
When you say watch this it fails when you say you trolled it does good you have no idea what you're doing
That's actually wrong by the way
I
This is good
I smile
Chat did you know we only explored zero point zero one percent of ex QC's message
Okay, I can show the genital matter
Thanks for the streams, but quick fact. Did you know that we haven't been able to explore any of X's but old cave yet
Hey, it's just a reminder to drink some water. Love you chat
You need to be more intentional with your little fruits.
Build up from the bottom.
Right when cucks already prove trickle-down economics don't work, you fucking vegetable
brain.
Get your fruit hierarchy on point to get the juice, man.
Just a gap in.
Quote-unquote god-tier game that can't beat children's game low.
Okay.
Please come on! Let it go through!
I just got here. The Twitch AI stream summary literally says
his ex-QC is still calling every bad drop patrol, still insisting he's the girl.
Did you know chat, that we have only explored 0.05% of ex-QC's foreskin?
Role has got the locked in gaming meme posture, all from playing the prequel to Fruit's
I'll double you
Is that because you say more than anything in your joke that you're just gonna remind you who you're talking to
The mastermind the gaming column the strategist behind every move the architect of every victory
Remember the name
XQ
So I mean yeah, I mean, wait, I think I just saw the wagger wagger
Yeah, I know you don't have $5. I have $5. So I'll send it to you then you deposit it and after
shit!
We might actually see a watermelon! We might actually see a fucking watermelon!
I think I invested on the right side because you say he's right after your sentence doesn't mean he's right
There's no way
Okay.
That was so clutch.
Oh my.
I am the clutch lord.
Okay, yep, check.
Oh my god, look at the eagle.
When we go from top, when it goes to red, to yellow, to pink, it'll go to yellow, to green, to double green.
Eagle, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, bang!
Literally.
Don't do that!
Push it!
Push it!
What do you mean by that?
Is that good?
Red or red yellow?
Red or red yellow?
Red or red yellow?
Red or red yellow?
Red or red yellow?
Red or red yellow?
Red or red yellow?
High chest index.
Which of these fruits would you compare your balls to?
Don't do that man.
Push it!
Actually, I need to build a red from that position.
just because i had a dream of being pounded in the s and i was aroused when i woke up
doesn't make me gay it was hot okay a big s6 foot 5 where wolf looking guy
where i saw the muscles bear hugged me and i was just face against the glass and i woke up
aroused that doesn't make me gay i don't think it's gay to wake up aroused i think that it
Just it it was hot
Yes
Yes, Malot. I want Malone one Malone one Malone
Look how nice it is
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Okay, hold on.
I either side it, I put some good stuff on it.
Did that slip anything?
Yes!
Am I still a new frog?
I think they're gonna go in there.
That is not what I wanted to do at all.
And, Gigi?
Okay.
Orange, red, yellow, pink.
Chad, the red had a button stuck there, right? Isn't it?
That was really dumb, I don't know why they're there.
Smoked.
Wait, no, that was way smoked.
Actually, hold on.
Now look.
Chat?
I need to build on the Penetrol.
Don't fuck don't fucking do that do not do that
please please flip I need it they're ready to flip
Your big R4 head looks like the Watermelon, shiny too.
Red, red, pink, Milano, no GG.
I can give you 100 tries and you still won't beat the weekly rank one.
If you do I will suck it on on cam.
You know what?
There's no irides.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Hello?
I can't oh my god, I can't explain how these guys do 20 like 73,000 no
No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm...
We're debugging this. I'm gonna debug this.
Nope. Nope, nope, nope, cheater cheater cheater cheater, so cheater.
Chat, when you get two...
Okay.
Chat, when you get two...
Melons together!
Visit!
What's with this hair, man?
Shut your ass up, Martha Tucker!
You got no talent, you're flat, you couldn't play as-
The melon!? Is this a pay when you put it together?
Oh well that explains it
Melons I was melons once they put me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with melons melons
Okay
Okay, I want to like 25, 30.
Bad, bad, noobs, noobs.
Where are the guys that do the chat?
How come there's so many people that do the go-leggers and they don't record it?
That's not true, it's noob, it's the guy's noob, but...
Ay, ay, ay man, my luck is just not there today, is it?
We already have our max drunk in the butt, we're gonna have our max...
Huh?
So, let's say I put a grate in this little thing right here.
Can I pause?
Hold on.
Wait pause.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is going on dude? Let's go.
Let's fucking go dude!
That's 20k, that has to be 20k.
No one's ever gotten to score like less than 700, right?
I can't believe it, the subtle pump already got met.
Let's fucking go dude!
Lame.
Lame plus AI.
This is why AI sucks.
No shit, don't care.
I don't care.
I do not care.
That's AI.
This guy could never beat me at at warehouse at clubhouse games tennis no
nobody's gonna be me in that game you could never you could trust entire life
and he's still loose
clubhouse games wait hold on why is this shooting
Chad, what is he doing?
Why is he playing the game?
Yo, he's doing some fucking fruit calculation.
Buddy he's doing some fruit calculation
Stop with the pausing did I don't like this guy. I'm not a kind of guy
If so, they don't roll?
They don't roll around if you pause and you do that?
That's bullshit.
He has a calculator.
He has a calculator.
He has AI.
Tell him what's going to happen when he puts it there.
It's lame.
There's just no way.
Okay.
Hold on.
Yo.
Chai, is he frame skipping?
What is he doing?
Are you playing terraria with jesse today it's probably watching the streams
Oh my god, this guy. I can't support this. Wait. What is he doing? What the?
I just liked it.
I don't give a shit.
I'm the only dislike on the video.
I'm the biggest hater.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, what is it?
Wait, wait, wait.
You want to be a creator?
opening yourself to to to fans but also to haters I'm his first hater I'm
hating on this that was bullshit pause the game it isn't it doesn't glitch over
and it clears the board cap cap cap cap cap I catch up with this
Okay, but explain though, and I think what happens over here, like, does the game, does
the mechanics, while paused, like, does the game operate better when paused?
I don't understand.
Oh, there's no gravity. I get it. Because otherwise it could pop the things above the
screen and you would lose. So here there's no gravity. It can do all the mechanics with
no risk of popping out of the screen because you can't lose by pausing.
player of the view. Great strategy. Pausing is going to be valid there.
Weird chat. Nice bragating. Hey, nice bragating. Very cool chat.
I'm going to be a good player.
Worst case scenario, Florence, you've got to be taking shelter.
I should like that again.
Wait, that's your plane, let me play.
Oh, God, it's so good.
Dude, it's so good.
Bro, it is so good.
Shhh!
What the hell is happening?
Oh, buddy, say nothing!
Bro X, I hope you have a wonderful evening.
Love you, chat.
Love you, dude.
Take care of yourself, ex-QCL.
Yeah, if you check. Yeah, I don't mind being the bad guy.
Now that should be good at this game.
It's lagging again, but it's fine, they're still counting the time.
So why can't you join friends, you know?
This is my fault.
Oh
Is this though randoms? Oh
Fuck
So they have four players we got we got six seven eight nine
Yeah, we would be good.
Jack, I'll be a hater and say that it looks a little bit off.
And I do do my taxes, not myself, but they do get done trust.
Oh, you guys can see the fraud.
Trust.
Oh, what the fuck?
You said do do.
What is this AXL mode thing in chat?
Hold on, hold on.
Let me refresh that.
It says...
Exe still going to switch the game, calling Bad Drops Chul and insisting he's the goat
Now, Ragehaving, a leaderboard player,
even a pawn exploit pays me to score.
All right.
Do I have any alphanets?
I don't.
Mr. Khan, can I get a welcome?
Oh
Man is this what you write so long I actually am yeah, he's nice to him now
He's not in his voice
Okay, okay, it's a big weirdo my interaction
We should get a lobby going
You better go watch the video from last night of me doing it because literally don't play with me
Wanna hop in our lobby?
Bro it's the same exact thing
Yeah, Magnum Opus.
You surprised, didn't you?
Yeah, they all are.
Come on, I'll run this lobby.
Okay, should I go for a limit tester again?
we thinking? Should I go for a limit tester? Arrow with the five. Thank you. I've been limit
testing all night. Should I go with a limit tester?
Rave the room dickhead.
No please, no!
What room is that?
Guys, it's just because they didn't see it,
Chad, he'd love to play it.
As you gotta find his lobby.
Chad, it's um...
Oh, he's tapping.
Okay, this is a good shot.
Okay, this is a good shot.
Is it DPD?
Are there any good?
Oh well.
Oh man, let's see what's going on, Joey.
Wait, I meant to love you?
No, I'm not.
Sound loud, no?
Well, I love you with a lot of letters in it.
Like a big one.
This is the message in.
I mean, I did a big lobby.
Oh, so it was on my voice.
Oh.
I am the end of an
I don't know how you want this Friday
So you'll get along with the players better. Good job. Good job.
I don't know how you want this Friday.
Oh, you don't play?
We just finished the game, though.
Yeah, invite.
Please. Yeah, yeah.
I'll send you the info.
Salut, salut.
I
Wait, wait, how do I how do I why am I just blinking that was a bull move
That was a bull
Yeah
Hello again, mr. X
Hello, sir. I call you mr. I don't like to say QC because it's you know
Yeah, it's Quebec dude.
First letter, Basis.
Just a bunch of French haters in here, man.
Really?
I can't even talk French to you.
Anymore.
I don't have anybody, so don't have any.
Oh, I have nothing.
Very original name.
I was actually just thinking about making up a rubric about you.
Wait, I lived the old room number and code.
But the old, old, old one.
It's different.
It's different where you definitely didn't leak the one right now right?
Because if you did it's better to just say it.
No, no, no.
Just come clean.
Okay.
I'm here.
I'm here.
All right.
Oh, you guys are good at it again.
You guys are like four words.
Nah.
Mr. Lomitgrid.
Mr. Lomitgrid.
It's a set of symbols and letters combined with special numbers.
Highly intellectual.
I've never seen so many tilde's and ath's in a password before in my life.
say it's my six in the little arrow that arrow for more months you saw this
would you think that's welcome to my bonnet little puddle excuse me this
would work a puddle what puddle puddle puddle I also gave the password to my
uncle Randy he's coming on to what Matt I hope he does I've been I've been
This is a pretty good game, by the way, potentially all night.
This game has a firm grip on my cock right now, dude.
Oh, that's insane.
It's got two hands, and I don't even have two hands worth of cock.
That's how good it is.
That's how good it is.
I
Good this we're doing new one or the same one that last one was really good. Oh my god. Where did you go?
Okay, okay, there's like a kettle
We're going to
Peanut you know where to sign us
the
we
we
we
we
what is the meeting room
right
we
do you remember what the meeting room is
is there a good one
yeah
you want to
get
the meeting room
I think that might be new
is it new one let me see
oh it is
let me play
oh it's
ooh
so
the
new adjacent
next to new
is that like
HD map note
yeah
there's light
Yeah, it's also vegan and yeah
Played the new official one that was the one we just did right? Yeah. Yeah, that's a good. Oh
Hunter sucks. I'm a hunter. It's so good. Oh, I like this one
Is this just two hunters is this you me? Oh, yeah
Life depends on it
I'd like to paint myself a little bit here.
Paint me like a little piece of paper.
What's going on with this color?
Do you think I don't know? I don't know.
I don't know.
Burger smells good to me. My burger would be great.
Oh my god. Yes, yes.
I'll do that. Come on.
I'm real pro.
You can call a nice amount.
Yeah, I call a nice, what's it called again?
Splitshawn.
Crazy.
Is he all nice too?
All a nicer.
Not like it.
We're dead. We're going to die.
No.
I'm afraid of colonizers.
All right, let's hunt like we've never hunted before.
So I have to think like a low IQ individual.
These guys think they are top painters.
They don't know what they're doing.
We are top painters.
We are top painters.
There's somebody's gonna be a pirate in our town.
Oh, oh my god. Wait.
Oh, wait, wait, oh.
Oh, yes.
Why is it like this?
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Oh, you think you're thinking of the-
The pipes are there?
Oh my goodness.
Is that Iko and your background ex?
Yeah, she's gone now.
Teller gimmick says hello.
What?
and got out she's just printed out of the room she's a lot of creation and she
vomited a little bit of what I'm gonna be oh
oh here's the way we were to my right somewhere yeah maybe you have behind
and I can't believe the end of walls.
They're big into like just like crumbling into little balls.
Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't think I don't think over there.
I would have heard them for sure.
What are you X?
I'm almost insane.
With hair.
I guess there's a new one.
I
Read zero kills
I mean these guys are really not good at all. I'm any moment now. We're gonna find it. Oh
My god, oh
Your sister
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my goodness
Oh my god quick we have to sort of cut our hair
I'm following the whistle.
Quick, get a super roll back.
Quick, we need to super ruin and cut our hair short.
Somebody's using like a, I mean.
I think this looks pretty cool.
We should do this on a like a thing, not right here.
Should we not reveal it?
Should we not reveal?
Dude, how have we found the money?
Why are we so bad?
I suck.
I'm looking oh my gosh Genji cool I didn't even see you what you fucking
Hey, I was just shooting your I'm I'm useless
Fucking liar
It's my left by nowhere, I'm just doing some light stream sniping just a little light
second monitors
Close to the close area. Okay, watch me watch me middle room up middle room somewhere in the middle room
Watch me watch me watch me, okay, I'm in a room
Look at these plants just live they made it to me. I got this
Dude, uh
These collars are so what the fuck I'm tracking
Good look good look at the wheels of these. Okay, okay, okay
I was cooking with these last night
You got this. You got this.
You got this.
No, then I am not. You guys were spending the call getting here any whistles.
Tiny whistle. Just a tiny whistle.
to work out. Unbelievable. I got a scout. I got a scout. I got a scout. I got a scout.
One second. They're scouting us. I'm scouting. I'm scouting. Are you ready? We got a move.
Ready, ready, ready, ready. Ready. Ready. Kitchen. They got to be in one of these back rooms.
Kitchen. I think I heard something. We got to move. Are you ready? They're rattling.
I
Told you I'm not I'm not in free camp
Sacrifice fetus for our lives
That's crazy
You know what I have a new plan I bet you damn songs I could run to people whistled in front of them
Get the get more people killed than you can
With human lips
We're going
We go we go market we go the market we're going to the market
Let's all go to the market
Before
It's it's a game very much. I never not
We played this game for 48 hours
Yeah, one more one more. No, I was supposed to get off an hour ago. Now. I'm just gonna
This is a good map fine, I'm not helping you you can find everyone by yourself
I'm a master hunter. Did you do?
Okay
I'm gonna walk around, find people and not shoot them.
Okay
Did you buddy yourself ready yourself said you didn't need any help
Right yourself to sit and wait while the
That's
QC
Are you talking about yourself
No wonder you got what's from the front page
getting thrown everywhere. Fifty six. Oh, did your own hacks are working? Wait a minute.
No, that's not a person. That's a. Yeah, I did that when I was looking for you and the
guys that one time when you were in the pot.
I was like, oh, that's just a broccoli.
Yeah, right here. Someone's
I'm certain. All these
people. Oh, he is right here.
He is right here. Right here.
There he is. There he is.
Oh my gosh, what the hell is another one right here? No, I
Got a BB. It's not funny. That's not funny. That's my friend
We're all society cool, there's Mr. X. Oh my gosh, I think I'm cooking here, Gigi
I
Whoever finds X is cheating. Oh, I have you know you are hacking. You see me
Yeah, I I'm on your team. So I can speak to you and holy shit. Yeah, that's really good
Jesus is also great. I've been cooking I wasn't lying. I put like 10 hours
I'm not sure what you're going to say.
But yeah, I'm looking.
What the heck? There's literally someone right here.
Lemon's is probably the best one, I think.
It's very creative process, you know.
He's right. He's right.
find you if you found me and you didn't find juiceman
oh god is he the one with sling is he the one with sling
he's been with me oh my gosh he just made it one red stripe on him
it's the simplicity of the one with the three people with one way so you
ready i'm ready i can't even find x
I
Got it. Yeah
Oh, I didn't
See this
Who said that?
Fetus
Right, I think I think you can just click yeah, right click right click right click free movement right click or left click until you
Oh god, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's clean
So how do I know how to move it?
Next are you done? No, I can't because there's a problem like I move back to it and I am scared
Yeah, the free camp
Weird colors, yeah, yeah, yeah
I know but this map is really laggy. I keep getting thrown everywhere
You're gonna whistle right now?
You're gonna whistle right now?
Oh.
Going to stir a place.
Yeah, that was awesome.
That was awesome.
Well done.
I forgot how to whistle.
One.
What the hell?
Look at that angle. There's no way you would find me there.
Yeah.
John.
I am the box.
Penis for a dollar
Are we for real my spot that worked yeah, we're for
Coming for you again, you had two Picasso's left
Such a good map to you. I love it. Well, not one up
One all day one you want me to go hunter. Yeah, I'll go
what
i'm gonna put on my my try hard hat i'm gonna make the nicest art piece you'll ever seen
look jingy is nuts of this game
just man let's let's the dabble over here come on right behind you john
You got a winning spirit. I do the bait. They'll be our
chat. They're fools. They're fools. We will be the wheat. They will be the
chat. Okay. Okay. I don't like the other one. It's cheap. Get out of here, John. This
isn't it, John. You see this thing right now? This is this thing. You see this thing?
I'm going to point to it. You see that right there? Yeah. Do you do that right
here. Ah, yes. Oh my God. Yes. My favorite shade of gray is bright gold. I love it. Good
color match. Awesome. Yes. Good color match. All right, ladies and gentlemen, this will
not be difficult. Genji, Fetus. Oh, we got this. You know if you find one of them,
you at least find three of them. There is one right here. Come on, man. The game
It's bugged I
Why like sliding off
That's what's been happening to me little turkey fell
Was nearly there I'm sorry. I think this map is bugged guys
I'm sweating my ass off this round
If I got it, they would have never found me, not even one time.
I could have been there for three rounds and they would have never found me.
So people think that services is the best thing in this game, it's objects that are
the best.
If you can be an object and do your shadows right, it's actually the best thing in the
game.
I
Sorry in this area
There was other melons
There's there was other fruit are gonna be an I could I could have been a slab of fucking meat man. I
Can I've been a fucking steak?
This peanut being really quiet
Yeah, he's painting yeah, he's painting I can always tell I'm gonna go and freak out and look
Gingie do you like broccoli by any chance?
That is gone
It was a good one
I guess I guess I am are you are your fruit
Are you sexy?
Welcome to the world.
Are you with it?
You can get a hand out of me, eggs!
You can get nothing!
You can get nothing!
Are you near a house?
I swear, I just heard too.
We're kind of near a house, but as far away as like
something else might be away from a house
if it wasn't in a house.
Do you mean?
Nope.
Imagine what's in a house and then imagine a house and imagine a house in a house
They miss them oh
My gosh, are you actually still in wait a thing wait is there was two whistles over here
There's nothing today. I can't
Come come come come Genji. Do you like do you like rope?
That was pretty good, that was really good. Why did you know there was a
This map is really buggy though. I can't move very well on it
He did ask me while I was painting and
are you misgendering me Mr. Muff?
What? I didn't even see you guys!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm not even fond of this.
I haven't tried anything going on.
It's just swagging. You wrap this thing around,
you sit like a Louis Vuitton belt.
I use it like a scarf around my neck.
But you said you're gonna have to flip the tip for five seconds.
I wanna be...
It is not concealed.
It is not concealed. It's hard to come what rock in the Pringles can it's illegal
legal we go
What if we go
How we play hot in our shed
Yeah
you guys were giving me shit for using it. That was my first game though.
I hit two spots.
Yeah, I hit two spots, dude.
I was supposed to hit six.
Oh, that's great, jeez, man.
I think my texturing here.
Yeah, you're gonna need it.
No, not supposed to six.
Tell me, short, I mean, you're already done.
That's what's playing in my ears right now with this map was horrible. I'm depressed
I think I think I'm feeling I'm feeling
What about this? We just copy this right here, but somewhere else. I'm stuck. I can't see shit. Okay
Here quickly
It's practically identical, it's practically identical, a little higher, a little higher.
I don't think this is going to work.
This is perfect.
I don't know if it will work.
Getting the hang of it, Juice?
That's pretty sweet.
I don't know.
I'm figuring out bit by bit here.
You can troll yourself.
I'm just a little wonky.
I need to get you to the location.
Oh, this is the haunted house.
Oh, no.
Maybe she's like, oh.
What the hell is going on here?
We're going to die here.
We're going to die here.
Check all the little rat squalls.
There's so many of them in there.
Give it.
Give it.
We're going to die here.
I'm moving.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm searching.
I'm searching.
Count on you.
I think outside is clean.
There's somebody in this house, 100%.
Hey, little fella!
I see him!
He's got to be sitting somewhere back here.
I can't do the fucking pain thing fast easy
Look at look like my man through
Oh
A faulty
So I think I was sleeping in game
I don't know what about these
box? Oh, no. Oh, we got someone upstairs.
Was that upstairs? I thought it was downstairs.
I'll be down. God damn it.
I
Don't know what I was he oh downstairs nice nice all right who's left X you see
I really respect
Who's left X look for the wood grain I feel like
You think he's a wood grain kind of guy?
I have no ritual grain kind of guy.
I've seen his previous work.
Awfully quiet, X.
Yeah, I'm locked out.
I can always tell when someone's baiting their ass though.
What are you talking about, my shawarma screw?
I'm talking about your shawarma.
I mean I hurt one but it was you get it
don't gas like him excellent which oh yes
hero of our time
ginger in the bathroom downstairs everybody split up
30 seconds hold nah I don't think he's gonna
I'm sorry you got this
yeah
Look he's really in the jizzle.
Wait, I think I'm bugged.
Don't do anything dude, you got this now.
Oh shit.
Oh, he's outside.
Who was that?
You got this, do not move.
Oh, he's peep.
I think he's outside around it.
Yeah, Fetus. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fetus, what is your short sec?
Uh, it says Genji number one.
Oh.
Lane.
Cool. Why not?
I'm still late for that.
I tried to drop those around dinnertime.
Boom!
That's what I do!
That's what I do!
Exactly.
A work of art!
Maybe outside, outside the house maybe?
You always you always you always you want to go dude do it
Okay, one of us was close
You got some points lock in eggs don't do it
He's outside he's by you fetus
Where
I love it! Let me erase it, I don't want to go downwards now though.
Oh, so you're two chicken, huh?
I knew it.
Negative 5.
Negative 50.
Oh, I knew it!
I knew you'd shoot ten subs chicken!
God!
I'll mention it about ten.
10, excuse me.
10,000.
Good job, Miss Ginji.
Two chickens.
I have an offer for you.
one gifted sub
if you find me
well i don't want to listen to
a thousand if i find you okay let's do it
let's do it
do you know what
do you need me
no no no no deal
oh fifteen hundred
oh fifteen hundred
oh oh oh
we're both hunters
mclocky
that's what you laugh at right here
sick sick bad dude
sick bad sick
I know
We might tack vest on you guys think put out a corn
I
Can you lay down is like laying down a thing. Yeah, there's a bunch of poses
Alright, if you cover my strat, you're already dead, but I won't kill you.
outside gets every so locked in on payment out you know doubt so that it gives
us some hints that everybody is gonna be I don't know what you were talking
about something elaborate something for lunch was
something elaborate and I can already tell
God you were right ex look how elaborate this painting is
quick come to the come on come on come on come on quickly you
you couldn't be more right you saw elaborate where
wait what was the orze I in the galaxy he was laying down right here
Stop terrible. Oh
Yeah, oh nobody's upstairs. Nobody's I know where he's that he's directly above the
John
This is your paint you I ever bug out where you can't actually
I don't know what's going on.
It would be directly above the lobby.
Oh, there's nowhere.
Nobody's in here.
Somebody's sleeping here by the way.
Wait a little time.
I need to check it.
I need to find the map actually.
Oh my God, give me.
That's just the map.
I'm just so confident in my hiding spot today.
Yeah, good day.
Yeah, I'm confident in your hiding spot too.
It's moving too. Hold on.
Oh
Okay room at the back here or under
It's I'm telling you is in this room no doubt in my mind. I have never been one certain of anything in my entire life
Yeah, nothing on the peanut nothing
nothing John is honestly it's a masterpiece did
I was never to be found never to be found like there's no way you guys will find them
they're not even like hiding plain sight art art I'm artistic
I've had a trick. I thought there was no sniping in this eggs. Come on. I had to
You sure if not he's in the bookstore what it's changed location though eggs. I'm telling you something tells me
Oh keep your eyes open
Hold on there's a rat
I
Okay
No, this is I feel like the really this lobby has gone down significantly
Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm telling you. I bet you ten four not half not
Subscribers what is full subscribers?
which is from subscribers that I will not be found by you get this next round
all right maybe you're lucky then well I'm logged in
you have to be on tour?
say nothing!
you be on tour, you be on tour, you have to be on tour
I'll be on tour, I'll be on tour
unless I say better's off in the first place
okay I'm gonna do this lunch with my chats
it's fair
yeah look
if I got to think that spot you would have all... god damn
I would have won if I the well the first
I'm sorry to be here. Oh, what we're doing three hundreds
We have three what if I kill peanut
A lot of hunters no
You guys are just bad at the game. Hey, hey, hey fuck off
off. So, you can't like get into anything. Why am I going through every wall with wherever
I turn? Yeah, I'm gonna kill you. Someone's blanking. Someone's blanking. Yeah, I'm. Where
do you go? I'm gonna expose where peanut is now. No, don't you do it. Don't you
I
Can't even a bite it's broken
What's a good cat? I was gonna be I was gonna be a rabbit, but then I
Walk in walking
Okay, I sense as I got you no
It's fair even Steven even Steven even Steven
Yeah, it happens sometimes like stuck to the wall and couldn't move
I'll have to use a whistle for sure. Oh
Was it for you? Oh
There was no shot. Yeah, you just stop some over isn't it?
So
Oh my god, don't bite me, don't bite me.
It's above, huh?
Well, Mr. Juice Man.
In here, probably.
Where is he?
Where are you?
Where am I?
Thanks for your mind.
I'm looking for you.
I mean, I'm almost there.
I mean, I know you're nearby.
Well well well we think he's gone there
No
Like it's another shitting
What is in the walls you want you want to do the other he does he does those shitty little spots trust me
He's quick
I
Damn it
Actually can get whistle whistle you can get to me. I want you to know you can't get to me
Yeah, if you hack the game
You can't get to me
Why that gives me a hint though
Yeah, what was it a peanut?
Find you no no this is a billion a billion sums
I heard a whistle in here. I think it's it. I think it's it in this bookshelf somewhere
That's where'd you go?
There's a buggy room here. Yeah, there's a hole in any one of the rooms you could probably
climb into. Yeah, there's an idiot in one of the rooms upstairs, too. What? Oh, hey,
oh, hey, Genji. Yo, yo. The hell? Yeah, it's a bug. It's a bug me or in the planks.
What did you say planks of above above it's it's it's an it's an it's a glitch spot. I'm telling you
Like it's either in here above
Maybe go maybe go to the outside
Miss you don't know
Yeah, it's in the rooftop.
Hina, why are you laughing? Is it that bad?
It's pretty egregious.
It's pretty egregious.
It's pretty egregious.
Yes, yes. I can't even get the herb free mode.
I'm trying in free mode it won't even work.
I don't know how you got that in free mode last round, but that's how I got out here that's
why I made the bet last round.
I found out it was in free mode.
Did you just say get up there?
No.
No, we did not.
No, I said you missed her.
You missed her.
It's a relative time.
You're in the roof somehow.
I'm in the roof too old for four man's up is another man's down.
I don't know how to go up.
One man down.
I
Again once again once again, I'm right there
Behind you I don't get it
I'm the winner. I'm the winner.
Look at him go. I'm the winner.
I'm the winner.
You can't, you can't.
I'm the winner. I won.
I'm the winner.
So what was that?
This is crazy.
What was that?
Beautiful brand new Christine.
Where?
Gifted 599 subscriptions on.
I don't see it. I'm here.
Gen G.
I want to see what is it?
Not too bad.
How?
How
What
No, I glitched out of like the first second of the run I died early
Oh
The champion I see it's never trained on that kind of map
Let's do let's do two hundred bikini bottom. Hopefully it was just about it over with the key bottom
But it breaks
What is it?
It's going to be good.
We may be on different maps, but that's what I'm looking for.
The 10 cents for sex.
I cheated.
I cheated.
I cheated my ass after.
Don't hit me.
Don't give me.
Okay.
Okay.
Unless you do double or nothing on beginning bottom, though.
Beginning bottom.
What do you want?
No, I'm not that good.
I'm not that good.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I think the.
Don't push it.
Don't push it.
I made the.
I found the window.
Yeah.
I downloaded it, but it's not working.
Oh, perfect.
The fight.
Double the.
I
Look all right money's worth you feeling like some gaming here or what?
I'm subscribed
Kenny bottom being intimately tied to each other
We got this juice
I feel really confused right now
It should be fine show me
SpongeBob's first seizure. It was a great episode. You know it's great about this juiceman. Look at look at your map
You're on look at the map. I'm on
Run template really runs separate maps well
I don't
Understand
No, it's like
I
Got a great spot you can't get me
I just got killed by an invisible man
We do redo redo
Which mapper you want we're on screen game
Wait, who's the last person?
Yeah, look at the horizon
Can you see what we're about to do on right now?
Through the wall
bullshit I don't know why it does that we can't play we were playing the key
but it must be the same tree you know it's got to be the same creator and
they must have like spawn points on the same shit yeah like it's like it's
You're going to do anything. It's fine. And then find squid game and unsubscribe it's too much work. How about we just play?
Right. We'll go somewhere else. I have nine changes. Fuck you guys.
I found screen game. I was already unsubscribed. Oh perfect. Good solution peanut
That's great. Next. So I subscribe. Hold on now. Wait a minute. I unsubscribed in quick game.
Okay, I subscribe. We're going low poly caverns. We haven't done Penguin Playhouse a single time tonight.
The hell has happened to us. Fuck pig with playhouses
Like did it work we forestarted it it didn't work will we forestarted no I didn't I
Never had a shit though. I never did you it just doesn't download well a lot of guys have problems
You have permission to view it. It's what?
We can reset the reset your computer not computer, but just a game
I'm just gonna try for starting you say you subscribe for sure
It's a subscriber. Yeah
What about the Simpsons family house that's not gonna work is it
I'm not sure.
Oh, she's just been walking away with you. Let's go. Just man.
While they go and be in love, you know, just start spot.
Nice for black to me. I'm fully fully black. Can't see.
Okay. Okay. We have a game.
Quick. Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, come here.
Come here.
Triple.
Triple.
Oh, I see.
I see the vision.
I see the vision.
Come here.
I want to kill the vibes, but you know, we go.
We go around.
We go.
Okay.
Okay, I'm behind you John. I'm right behind you John. Okay. He said refresh it. That
happened some time. Just just follow me. Yeah, I'm right right behind you. Drink some
orange juice. Now we're going again. Where are you going? Genji? No. But wait, you're
still going to play it. You can't leave me. How did you get up there? I'm back in
now what happened well no no I'm gonna
split it now I thought you were leaving
Genji I thought I was like a good night
this one I am
sorry
good thing for headaches is math quick
John John can you I can't paint you I
I would love to paint you so bad.
I want to paint your mom's pussy.
Oh, yeah.
What now?
What now?
I don't know if she'd like that.
Oh, yeah, she would.
Oh, shit, that's getting worse.
Um, yes.
And I'm so I already I already see one.
But you know, you're all back.
Yeah.
What is this noise?
The fire.
I don't hear a thing.
No, it's not fire.
It's water waterfall.
Oh no, there's like,
there's actually a bunch of different noises.
I keep getting stuck.
Like, what is wrong?
We shut the lobby after this time.
I did it for the gamer.
This is the one.
I'll just wait for,
I just need to do it to Ariya
because I'd like to progress in that game.
I can't, I can't,
you call her Mads.
Oh shit, I'm not it's it's
Got a pacemaker in my heart
But it's no one would have ever found us. I just want that to be known that I reserve the server because he leaked it not because
You're about to be found the same server same server name same passwords people think it's okay
Did you fucking close it cuz you're about to be found or do I?
I don't know if I believe I like that I swear
Password
He is the do you think that's when they'll never get this one
In a million years
I'm just that five gifted if I leak it dude, that's so
Six gifted
Five night. Yeah, no, I'm gonna 90 on the line
Everybody's got the deal you should pass everybody join it up join it up
We would have never been found
I made a mistake here
I've never done that before I was on the wrong seat
What are we up to
What happens one more someone leaked it again
Double if not even what I didn't look at that
No, I was me that time about I was on the wrong scene. Yeah, I have a Joker vegetables don't have phones
onion rings
You're eating rings I immediately
But you get it up
I just don't have funds.
Oh my god.
See that?
Oh god.
What does that mean?
There's a real limit.
Actually I'm not even going to make the lobby.
As you see, what does that mean?
So, onion rings is the play on words.
Because onion rings are like the food.
But it also rings the phone.
Because vegetables don't have phones.
Onion rings.
Oh.
Do you have any other by the way or not?
Did he make a new lobby or not?
No, I had to listen to this FGC's fantastic jump first.
It took off as a extension and he had to lock it again.
I missed a joke.
I missed a joke, Sam.
No.
Oh.
It's a one time for the OGs, you know what I mean?
If you get it, you get it.
at when the meets in the burger where are the buns I can show you where the
buns are keep talking to me like that
whose bun I'm sitting everyone but you're in your bathroom try not to make it to the thigh wall
People
It's boo-boo fart shark well, I got it. I'll never find this in here
Yeah, I'll never find it either. In this new one. He has a stardity. Yeah, I bet.
Unlock it! Everybody lock it. I'm in. I'm in and did not leak it. I'm sorry.
Go ahead. I'm in and I leaked it on purpose. Let's do it.
Wait it
That was happening to me, and sometimes Pina actually has to remake the whole lobby, or we have to restart our game.
Oh, I need to re-validate.
That was only two bottles, god.
No, it wasn't.
It was two.
Your desk is a glass empty, dear god.
Please, come back.
No, I don't. It's not.
You might just have to restart your game.
It's two beer bottles.
Yeah, I didn't have to come in.
It's two beer bottles.
I'm gonna run next to the other one, next to another one.
Are you drinking beer?
Are you drinking all swim?
No.
Oh, that's what peanut and drawn are.
They're drinking.
We wouldn't cause.
Degenites?
Aren't you drinking?
Yeah, we're degenerates for sure.
Degenerates?
Did you just hear peanut put a glass bottle down
and it clanked into 12 more glass bottles?
It did not!
It did not!
It did not!
He put a clank on his clank.
He is a scum, man.
It's like the alcoholic version of Asmonds desk. It's just all empty liquor bottles
He nuts that's just easily like ten dollars worth of bottles, dude
Yeah, oh my god
Bikini bottom again
Who is it? Who's the big man?
X, we got this easy. Easy money. Easy money.
You ready? No, I got nothing to get to.
Hot, but I think we should mix it up just for pasta.
Here we go. There you go.
Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
I'm ready. I'm not even joking. You be the thing.
That thing, yeah?
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I
Have to kill oh we saw one of them on the entry
What is happening oh, oh glitchy. Oh, oh no, yeah, it's really good she
Did you I can hear that your eyes are barely open because of your headache
What do you mean?
I can hear it.
You're like you're high as shit.
Fifteen-nine months.
Somebody could be a rock, though.
Yes, they like to be stalactites hanging from the ceiling.
Dude, do not talk about stalactites.
Come on, man.
Come on.
I'm gonna say it.
And it's not even Saturday.
Stalactites hanging from the ceiling.
Oh!
Okay.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Wait, I still like they just fell down.
I mean, they're falling.
Holy shit!
I should let you live just because of roleplay, let's be honest.
It makes sense if it falls down.
Makes sense, I think.
Oh!
Somebody is a um...
uh, dendalion!
Or not.
There might be a mushroom, a little, a little penis.
There's something nearby here.
wait don't make two at her left
also these inside of the mushy that's what I would have been these little cucks
like to travel together so if you get gimmick or peanut oh my is that you for
What wait consider though wait hold on
That's world class
That is actually great. That is actually great
Wait, I swear I didn't see it. I like I think we let him live. Oh my god
That okay, that was acting so no good. I didn't know you could come like that
that. Me either. I didn't know there's a thing you can climb people. Oh, we're not doing
infection. That's why. Because if it was infection, you wouldn't be able to see other
people. All right. Oh my God, Hibibi, I got the luckiest look ever. You know what?
We've got the last one in here.
It's Gigi, it's Gigi, it's Gigi.
Oh, she's cooking.
She's somewhere, we're cooked.
I mean, she was cooking on this one.
I suck on this map.
I don't know why I never find a good spot.
You were white in a gray cave.
I found you in seconds.
Let's split up.
I'm going to go near the cave to hear whistle and then you go towards me.
I'm going to go by the exit.
Okay.
I'm getting Capern. Yeah, that's a great spot. Yeah, I got it. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin,
Kevin. Okay, okay. Blue Capern. More than head level, maybe even the roof top. Red
Kevin, red Kevin. Okay. Blue, blue.
I
Left it's been on my monitor
Do it's low and slow soft and supple guys low and slow soft and supple
Sit what
Where?
The armors?
No!
At one!
That's not good though!
Do you see this one?
I couldn't really hide because I got stuck on everything.
I...
By the time it...
I was like...
This map looks like it's being possible.
This map is not good.
Juiceman is cooking right now.
Wait, wait.
Oh
I have an idea it's not it's it might be incredible, but it might be
Simply indelible
Oh
We need to increase that
Exquisite
I could give him like a tool
Oh, hey, Genji
Wagley, back here again
I wish during the hiding stage
We could teleport or move faster
Like the Lion King maybe?
Yes
Yeah, I've been telling Tina he needs to raise the time of hiding
Love the pressure
I just saw another one
All right, I
Feel like this is this one's easy X got every single person last round. I think
Did I know I got two?
I don't think so
Oh, there you are.
I heard that's the street.
Wait, did I just see someone move right here?
Nope, nope.
Nope, nope.
You didn't.
Nope.
Yes, I did.
God damn it.
Why do I suck so bad at this map?
Dude, you moved, like, at the worst timing.
My fat finger and my character stood up.
I was like, wow, thank you.
Thank you, what I wanted.
Oh, it just looked like you were moving on the ground
crouch.
Yeah, that too.
I did that after.
They've got to be the plan.
I'm just going to say, I've got a spot.
It's a 10 out of 10.
Listen, I can find one of them.
Nina, I thought, oh, fuck.
You later, John.
Dude, I'm stuck.
I'm telling you, this map sucks ass.
Nina, did you activate T slash 0 0 1 0 and stuck Gigi hack?
It's just throwing me everywhere
Juice man, I think there's rocks that I got X you straight up. Yeah, I was up. I think there's rocks on yours that aren't loading in on mine
Yeah, there's just stuff that I can't yeah, I'm having the same problems. You just
Like go around
Like it's just walking me
Bugs of it. That's that's definitely what's going on. Yeah, I just looked at excess treatment how I can see him in free
Cam is completely different how he actually is
It's a little spot right there it's so bad. It's just sad
I have any whistles over here.
Oh, I have a new blue room.
Don't wait.
This one.
They're going to be taking notes.
They're going to teach courses.
They have to.
You're fucked. It's gonna go. Yeah. I'll whistle. I'll whistle.
You won't whistle right now. You won't whistle right now.
You won't whistle right now. Okay, give it. You are a coward. You won't whistle.
Oh, look at that little whistle. Little whistle. I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
Let out a little whistle. Maybe. I heard it right here.
Don't look up, don't look up.
Those eyes, they're in this tavern over there.
My god.
That is your master plan.
Give him, take him, keep it, my Mr.
gimmick.
Oh, my god.
Wait, that's good, that's impossible.
I'm so full of regret.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Me, Mr. gimmick, you should have stayed with me.
Oh, I'm not mad, I'm not mad.
Honestly, I think we both got this.
I think you're nearly there.
You're almost there.
What do you mean?
You've almost found me.
You're like just any moment now.
Dude, it just.
Any moment.
Look, you and Hibibi both.
Juice is killing it.
Oh, no way.
They're calling me the Pablo Picasso.
That's no way.
I'm the Pablo.
What the hell?
You guys are just giving me a little whistle?
Dude, it just keeps throwing me all over the map.
Stunt on him whistle
That's good, we just wasted so much time trying to find lemon
Was it a good spot
I'm still playing I'm still playing don't worry
I don't know why I just never feel comfortable playing this map.
I can't, Genji, I have the same problem you're having.
I can see where everybody is too.
Not even a whistle? Not even a whistle?
gimmick, I wanted to be part of your last front page stream.
Oh, oh.
You have anything you want to say to the front page of Trench?
Dan Clancy is listening right now.
right in right now. Hey, I'm actually stuck. I can't move. Ferrets are filthy rodents.
That's right. I said it. I hate them all. Big.
I
I
Can't I'm getting thrown around the whole map. I can't even walk straight
Is like not rendered in for me
That's weird
It wasn't working for me either like X was in the middle of the room for me. I didn't see anything around him
I was like, oh, that's an interesting spot. I
Feel yeah, my hacks were broken. I feel like
The real challenge is doing with me. I didn't like being an object. It's standalone
That's the real way I think too many people at the same time
I
Like a like when I was the gas can that's crazy
What's the Pete Davidson for a huge cock
You're a master, Johnny.
You're a master, Johnny.
You're a master, Johnny.
How do you know that?
A wife.
A wife.
A wife.
A wife.
This map is huge, by the way.
It's almost a gigabyte.
No.
What?
The Li-Li-Pence.
No longer there because they burned.
of Pete Davidson's fat cock. Why are you guys so obsessed with this cock though? And how do you know it's that big of a deal?
Dude, you haven't heard? No. Word on the street. Word on the street? They've been talking.
The streets have been talking, Axe. The streets have been talking. Yeah. If you're not filled in on Pete
Davidson's genitalia, then you, you will see. There's a website. Listen, I'll send you a link. There's
There's a website you can go to, you can get all the updated information on every celebrity's.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Specifically Pete Davidson's Weiner.
There is quite a number of exes in the website's link.
Do not fear.
You will enjoy your time there.
He read the most brilliant idea.
No premium either, it's all free.
All free? All free? All free? All free?
All free?
Imagine VR headset Pete Davidson just standing there full mast
Oh, man next billion dollar company idea the next billion dollar idea why I want to be our headset
Pete Davidson just standing there
Chalker expose
Right there on the table. It's like a tube socks filled with ground beef
Protein she's
They call this a Pringle game.
What is it, man?
Sleeve tied at the end and filled with melted cheese.
It's incredible.
Ah, peanut.
You know, here I was feeling a little off about today,
and then a VTuber peanut convinced me to drink on a Wednesday.
It's so much better.
I feel so much better about myself.
You're my favorite VTuber, dude.
If you like this, you are going
to love drinking at your son's baseball game.
and making a big problem for everybody.
I want to destroy you, person!
What, you think you're better than me?
You think you're better than me?
I say to the man next to me who also
has a son playing on the field, you think you're better than me?
You think you're better than me?
My son hits three home runs average per game.
You son of a shit.
Ready to bomb?
Defusing the bomb?
Dude.
I'm getting a new port.
I'm getting a new port, lighting it up in my living room.
I'm about to smoke a cigarette in my house.
In my house.
That's God intended.
That's God intended.
When George Washington was sailing across the Mississippi
River or whatever the fuck he wanted,
we had us to smoke Malboro Regional House.
George Washington in the Revolutionary War
Set across the Mississippi River.
Uh, Mr. Juice, if you press one, it locks you into place.
Oh, thank god.
He's showing his booing on me.
No, that one is a piece of...
A deal.
Wait a second.
Where are you going?
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Oh, my god.
Wait a second.
Hold on.
Hold on off the box look back 360 no scope
Tricks, um, you have to guys lose it
Here to help he's in the bushes in the bushes in the trees
But now what actually we see a ton of time with this oh my god, I don't know what he went. I don't know what
Well, it was mr. Fetus Dan Clancy for still watching ban him off which let's move on
I mean you might as well go to for two that's right fuck ferrets and fuck ashes of creation I said
have you lost me mr. I'm right here I'm still in the same exact place lying is
not the law
all right one over by me peanut over the hook I mean it could work but you're
not finding me peanut this is this is a good one I may have put this time you
have one more wish you really want to meet the kids would write down they go
to another spot we're absolutely fucked we are never you're not finding you
should be out we go to the son okay okay okay okay I'm sitting up yeah I'll
give you a hint I'll give you oh you you get that guy I'm gonna get this
other guy there ain't no way damn it John it's so close you were very close
I was very close Mr. Fetus I want to cheat you so good Mr. Fetus
Bastard it's not bad at all. Oh my god. Is this angle is insane look at this angle. Is it by you? Is it by you?
Is it by you? Yes, right here. Down to a side down to a side. I don't know where that is. I've never played this game
It's the where we are. This is suicide. This is suicide. Do I have to come on be there? I'm be
It's not one of a long I want me rude it either good. It's just not one of them
Exit what if I put up your shit and find out where you are?
Great. I do. Oh my god. Yeah
We're still one more time.
If you have balls.
I see the right here, I swear.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my damn Moshe with John that was an elite spot to you got to see
Yeah, I should have stopped with some metallic
XQC doesn't think outside of the box that's like two and a half miles outside of the box and it pieces me up
Yeah, he talks like a gobbling turkey as well
Metallica's cool
I'm gonna call it this time. I'm gonna win this one, okay?
It's pretty big it's pretty I think it's a big yeah, I think it's like a 40-man lobby game. Okay. Oh, I got you. Okay, 40 men 40 I'm gonna bet
47 bits that
Anybody everybody I will bet you 51 vets minus 50 that you will not find me this game
I'll bet you
I'll bet you that I'll bet you that one bit
That I will find you or that you won't find me if you're if you're hunting, okay?
If you find me hundred thousand
Zimbabwe dollars
Negative I'll do that have dinner that you're gonna get no no no no I'll do is
I'll do ones in Bob way dollar for every single person I kill that
I will give you winning one point eight million Iranian rile
Rhyal!
Rhyal!
That's real very witty.
Rhyal!
Yes, I think.
That's what it says on Google right here.
It's worth an enormous amount of money right now, let me tell you.
Very smart.
That's a 4x buy now.
You're saying buy Rhyal right now?
I'm saying that loud and clear.
By Ryan, it's only gonna go up by my rile token
Yeah, that's a good spot. I'm watching your stream. I'm also the hunter. Oh good. Okay, wait, there were rules
Guys I bought a hiding spot you had this that bear
Mr. Peace right now used underwear. He's got a yes fresh used on rice rice not fresh. Yeah, that's true
Hey ex stop I couldn't help but notice in our little ad break gave you a quick follow
I have to wait five days to say
What's the five days today?
What the hell?
What the hell is that?
That's reasonable. That's only reasonable.
Yeah, we want some real committed juicers out here, you know what I mean?
Okay, okay, okay.
We have a lot of little fake hoes like you.
Who's fake hoes like you?
You're a new follower.
You're the second person I followed on kick.
It's peanut than you. That's an honor.
Thank you, man. I appreciate it.
I'm only on kick so I can see slurs.
first that's why I made the account that's what I heard on Twitter
oh shit it must be true it must be true must be true I haven't heard a single
whistle never whistle either let's check the plants though oh my god Genji's a
fucking flower and I know it I know it she's a fucking flower shoot all the
I'm not actually
That's funny you you have been the last like six
10 seconds 10 seconds
I like hearing gimmick in the back
This is opposite. Oh yeah, right now. I'm so locked in
It's pain tomorrow. This is literally the most locked in that ever been my entire life. I I'm so lucky right now
Um, I feel pretty locked in you guys aren't locked in at all dude. I'll pick I am I'll pick your locks
It's disgusting some people are saying how locked in I like they think
Yeah, it's disgusting how locked in I am right now they say they say I'm so they say I'm disgusting they say I'm disgusting
Look at the screen. Tell me where you don't look at the screen. Don't look the piece of paper. Don't look don't look
They're even saying it's absolutely filthy
Gross this ain't gross gross. Yeah
This ain't gross this ain't gross doing oh my god. They say
So disgusting and gross and mad they're inside. I'm pretty sure two of them are inside dude
I swear I work. Maybe the windows don't count like maybe the windows don't count
you know windows windows don't count I think this is my magnum opus guys this
is it doesn't go up from here you do this is too much Joe Rogan the window
doesn't count I know shy I mean Joe Rogan say that I don't fucking know all
all the time.
I should look in this room and walk.
You all want to try my meat?
You all want to try my meat?
Rancid. Some people are saying it's rancid.
I walked in here.
I got a good spot here.
I'm stuck in this fucking house.
He can't stop.
You want to try my meat, mate?
I mean, he does have a fridge filled with elk meat.
He's a big elk meat man.
I didn't know that.
He talks about it.
about it you could do you want to be the one just the first you were to catch
chronic wasting disease I love elk meat content elk meat is very yummy kind of
guy too if it was the other people would actually eat it but no yeah it's hard to
get I can get you honest you guys look for the health meat in ribeye there's
like a ribeye version of an elf. I'm still painting. No. I am not. Zero kills. I got
stuck in the house for like twenty. How about anyone yet? How do you not have all the sling?
I'm wishling. I'm wishling. They're not. They're all in the house, dude. No, they're
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
No.
I mean, the house is-
No, no, no, no, no.
I mean, this is just-
Oh my God, dude.
Just everybody whistling.
Everybody whistling.
We'll overwhelm them with our whistling.
What is that?
I'm over-singulating.
I'm stinging.
What?
You see-
Guys, guys.
Oh my God.
Let's go.
I'm just here.
This is not what we're locked in, Hiders.
We're in this here.
I'm loud as the hunters.
This will be the time.
It'll work this time.
It will work this time.
Wait, wait, we'll let you to the gallery,
just you to the gallery.
You should be gallery.
Fantastic.
The gallery.
The gallery.
The gallery.
The gallery.
The gallery.
The gallery.
The bikini bottle.
My client.
We'll try it for a fifth time in my work.
It'll work if we try it one more time.
Just one more.
My kids are watching the same time.
Please, come on out here.
This is my algae.
No.
You got to run your kids to school them off.
It's my weekend. Oh, you got it. Okay. You wanted good hunters. So
Yeah, oh this matter holy
On this map with like five minutes to draw
Pros oh degenerates the same guy
He's the one who who made the little peanut Sun
I
Well, we're all safe forever
I can't see
Yeah, I'm gonna win forever. Oh my god, I did not realize this is a hiding spot it's over
it's over I went talking about this all right gimmick let's prove them wrong
got it man I'm not it's not wrong I'm not it's over I'm not gonna get anybody and
they're all gonna laugh at me all right I'll go first you go second deal gimmick
the blind because they gimmick the donkey brain even though I have a highly
intellectual I'm a highly intellectual but it's too simple for me simple
It's a simple-minded task.
They don't make crossfers work in the field.
I don't normally span the shots, but this is so dark in some of these areas.
I don't have a choice.
Are you in that square?
Oh.
Who am I?
These pillars are dirty, man.
John incredible spot oh my goodness thank you concert incredible spot the work on
my shading a little bit but that'll get it nice try look out of place him down
the stairs I wasn't done I wasn't done drawing I was gonna be a apple head a
banana arm I was gonna be a fuck he's a hundred he's upstairs
I don't see it. Oh, there he is. I am gonna be watching you, Mr. gimmick and see what you've got
In all the rolls and falls
Look at all the nukes of the crannies. That made me sad
No cranny. So you think it's bad because you see from my POV
Great spot for a piece of fit being great
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I pride myself on the piece of shit
I think we're gonna get a look at juice at the top.
Yo, heavy beat, yo, heavy beat.
Who's in the game?
Yo.
Yo, yo.
Are you sure you're in there?
There, go to your paint, go to your paint, and put your roughness down a little
bit.
A good amount down, and put your metallic way up like 80 percent.
And then do it.
What they got stuck.
gray. There's a meter. There's a meter. Something's wrong with
you. Super secret. Yeah, like 80% on the top. Super. I'm
over. It's a real mission impossible.
The whole juice man cut is only big enough for his head not the rest of his body.
Look at how stupid they are.
I think they might be colorblind.
It's a colorblind.
I'm blind.
Not just colorblind.
I am blind blind.
That's huge help.
Yeah, it's huge.
That's massive.
something wrong with them there's
something wrong with them. I am not meant to be a hunter. It makes a difference.
It makes a difference. Like look at that. Thank you.
Like a flamingo in the ground. How did you find me?
Screen peeking. Screen peeking.
Shouldn't the game just do this for me whenever I grab a call. I got that one. That was X
Yeah, yeah
It was too mad like that was the problem
I have no idea. I don't know
We're spot
John man in the best
I just gotta be in the area.
Okay, somebody is like bugged, like low key.
Yeah, straight up.
It's so dark in this level, man.
Oh my God, it's so difficult, all the shadows.
Somebody here's the Weasel.
No.
The Weasel?
Who's that?
It's Peanut.
It's Peanut.
If you're talking about a piece of shit.
Look at Jettie's spot.
Jettie's spot is way, way behind.
What are you talking about?
Jettie's spot is four times the size of yours.
JINJI'S SPOT IS FUCKING CRAZY AT LEAST MIND IS REALISTIC
JINJI'S PLAYING WITH THE SHADOWS, YOU'RE BEING A HUNGER SHIT
I FEEL LIKE A BABY IS A PENGINE
THAT IS AWFUL!
I CAN'T EVEN SEE JINJI!
Yeah, that is a BUSTED!
I have no idea what you're talking about!
Dude, they, you know, as crazy as they even shot me!
They saw all around me and I saw and then left they were in my
Yeah, it's like strings your eyes
the shadows are too shadowy.
It's not my job.
Yeah.
The shadows are like the first place I checked.
I know, you were down in here.
I was so scared.
I'll give you a banana and an apple and a.
That was a baby.
You know what's funny?
Because I was even moving all around.
No, I was inside the book.
It was good.
You've not seen it.
I'm going to show you guys how to hunt.
of the books.
Yeah, you show us, Mr. G, you show us.
Get a notepad out.
I'm going to show you all a little bit of what
I'm going to show you.
It's tough, man.
I'm going to pick something random and easy.
We're going to see it right.
Like I'm throwing it.
And I'm going to win it.
Yes.
I'm going to win it.
All right.
LG, the LG.
John is right.
LG, the LG, the LG.
I'll be a brick for the real last game.
For the real last game.
After the last game, you can't have one last game.
And then there'll be one last game.
And then after that the final game to celebrate all the last games
I'm here. I'm less than a game last game maxing. Yeah
Algae global
Nice I got an elite spot
No, no, no.
I'm a Marash, you know Marash?
I'm a glass cannon, I'm a highly specialized character.
Strength and numbers, brothers.
That's bad.
Strength and numbers.
They're gonna do some kind of interlocked ordeal, I can tell.
You don't know that.
They're interlocking octopus style.
Look for an octopus.
Wait, GG.
Give me, give me, give me.
We do it. We do it.
Yeah.
I shoot.
Perfect.
The exact shade I want to...
John! John! John!
John!
John, keep doing what you're doing, John.
I'm doing what I'm doing.
John, keep doing what you're doing.
Thank you.
You can't fucking see!
Alright, I'm gonna be looking for an interlocking...
Let's see here.
Oh no.
Hey, I don't like saying this, but there is only shooting knock-outers in my life, and this thing is one of them, and I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks the one of me is me.
I just want to thank you for the stream to fill in.
Little boy, paint!
Little man, paint!
I
Just feel like I'm better when I have a little bit more time to pay you know, well one of us was looking at fetus
My arch nemesis dude. She's always the one that killed me. Oh, he's crazy of this. Yeah, she called me ugly
Sorry, John, I'm sorry. You're a beautiful man. I didn't I got harassed for like 30 minutes because of it
Oh, there's a-
There's a-
I'm gonna shoot this at the best hunting spot.
I was the uh, the school over here.
Oh, you heard a whistle.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Was it like a shrill whistle or more of like a thick curdling whistle?
You're not.
What?
What? What? What are you holding on?
I have a what's better spot. I have an infinitely better spot. What is it?
We do it next time
Or right now
You don't know
You see it
We miss hold on. We see as your guys color matchwork. There was someone not whistled over here
We have all the crumbs of this
I have too many
I'm sure someone else is...
BOTUS MUNS! BOTUS MUNS!
John! Get out of here, John!
Dude, it IS over there!
You can't...
Where are you? Are you like, uh...
The bomb stand?
That looks great!
Mine looks great!
You get...
I don't know...
He's fucking it up for us, Jimmy!
He's fucking it up for us!
Literally, not even remotely!
Same color...
I am cooking.
GIGGLE!
Nice
See with these gentlemen are up to you
John John just paint the color of the things next to you John you paint like your heart desires
Thank you. Thank you. Nice nice nice. Yeah. I'm being trolled
the color match doesn't work as it does no it's not my everybody else it's work
they're over by me they're by me on B yeah back on B in the side room okay yeah oh I just I
just somehow got somewhere here John keep doing what you're doing no don't keep
No, no, don't do what you're doing. Oh do fucking that
We all watch the same short
right now. How's that going out
better than yours? I've got the
circle on my skin. I can't give
it up. Let's see. Perfect.
He's close. He's close. He's
got to be somewhere up high.
Oh, he's dead. Okay, never mind.
I have been dead for a very
long time. I'm dreaming of
brighter days, my friends.
And let's be honest that was Gen G for each one of you
Even though I have the most regal refined
Classically trained painting job LG LG
LG last one before the last
John just just picked a random color in the palette and just said fuck it
I
There's no way you were right there and I didn't even see you didn't see me. No, no, none of us
Dude
Missile look good because I could not even tell like you guys left and came back peanut
because there was a whistle xx was right next to me as a missile and I was doing
the Harlem shake in there but we were all there no yeah you guys were all
there on a as a missile whenever he told me that you guys were all on beat I
came over and that's why I looked there. Maple story. I thought it was a 2D game.
Oh, I thought I was the only guy doing that. I thought I was so smart. I looked around and
I'll do it again, I'll see if I can.
Oh my god. Fuck the 10,000 times I'm the hunter again.
Damn it. At least I have the stream-siping truck on Cheetah.
Oh my gosh.
Where'd we go? Where'd we go? Where'd we go?
Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Here, X, I'll make it up for last time here.
You go in there.
Go right here
You zoom out before you I really want to do this, but I don't know I
Haven't really thought of it that way to be
But you know, we really think about things like that. It's pretty serious my color match is so fucking
I think they're one of the wine bottles again.
Oh, they changed the map, look boys.
Wait, what?
You see other lines?
Oh man.
Huh?
Oh, I'm going to go to the top of the tower. Oh, I call it a wine bottle.
I think you know that.
She's not a medic.
He not you are going to receive separate time, but you guys were wine bottles last time.
What do you mean?
I'm going to talk to you.
You talk to you.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
You talk to you.
I'm never going to be a hunter ever again
She I didn't hear any whistles I even wish I'd either the towel at yeah, and I'm over here, and I didn't hear any
Is there's no way my color matches is this bad where you are you over there to do? Yeah, I suppose mine, dude. I
Have to like so good. I didn't see him an inch away from me and mine. It's just the opposite color of what I want
Dude though dark in here, it's so hard to hide with a boner. Oh my god. What's what?
Are you talking about it's talking to people John is wildin I think I'm cooking here
Little bit of cooking
You went up in the tower that we all the way to the top no
One is right here, Gigi
I can taste him.
He's right here.
There he is.
There he is.
No.
Oh my god.
I could have actually went into this crease.
I could have went into the crease.
I heard a single whistle the whole time.
Now you're going there.
Now you're going there.
I'm a person to write a little bit today.
No, I've not even heard a single whistle.
I'd turn my whistle off.
Oh, nice.
I heard a whistle.
They're calling me nasty.
disgusting happy five years or whatever oh chat I don't want to ruin the vibes so I
leave silently Jack our it's the right way to do it it's it's it's broadcast
friendly because if I guess if I leave it if I leave if I leave it no no one
wants me to buzz kill and say oh bye when everybody's having fun having some
get energy. Cleaness. I was about this corner. How is that rude?
Guys guys guys guys it's actually five head wait is this it?
You won't believe it, but look
Okay, hold on I found it directly direct at the stream look
You have the island down the main cave
It was like a little drop down from the main and it was right there from the main and from them
Let me show them here like
Like, that's, it's like right here.
You know what I mean?
I cannot make the honey, the honey necklace
because I don't have the honey anymore.
I didn't just, I didn't just just sold them.
Like, do you even see it?
The honey?
Where's the honey?
Horse, Shoe and Ballooner.
Horse, Shoe and Ballooner.
Wait, where are all these new items in there?
Where?
Maybe I should just go in here instead
Chat I don't know if this this is including all the items
If I know the items like this
Yeah, where do I put the tinkering in so that it reaches everywhere?
Maybe here?
Check?
Oh, on the platform!
Oh, what am I drawing?
Like this yet?
It isn't joining
Clouds in the balloon is all about
Blizzard oh blizzard in the balloon
And then what I'm gonna do with it is put back the anvil.
Jack?
Now what?
Unequip it.
Is there any grip Tony?
Come buy me a horse shoe.
But how do you guys know how to do that though?
I want to know how do you guys know how to do all that though?
Maybe with this guy?
This...
Bundle of horseshoe balloons!
Which I shouldn't tell you the one I opened the door at the bottom here!
this right why don't you balloon okay but now what way really I would have rocket
boots look right here I have a violent spectra boots but I don't know to do it
it's JoJo you do it by the bigger boots
get the guide
oh
what am I wanting in all this lightning
it I need to ankle it of the way how do you get into the wind it
jungle chest yeah I mean I don't think we're gonna find that
I also had it is adding a honey
But I gotta find the honey it's like one of those like honey trinkets like where is it?
This is sold it
That's unlucky
Maybe I go kill more bees?
Because of all this consolidation, because of all this iron consolidation, we lost a
lot of armor.
Chah, how do you re-forge?
Oh, the tinker guy, okay.
Goblin tinker.
Goblin tinker.
I mean him right but what do we do though oh we forge so what's every force first the
I'm not going to show you, right?
10 gold?
So why am I switching out again? I'm not going to use Vulcan anymore. I'm very soon.
Weapon first.
Oh, one goal, man.
Dangerous, they're good!
Okay, what about worm scarf is that is that maybe
Oh, you can't put that in there
It's this
To much gold what you don't want to go to much go to much go to much go to much go
Joe by shield
Joe I want to do something that we're gonna keep using though
I
Mithil then the children of good Mithil
Star
Did you
Medicine
a little bit of armor, cats.
I think I should get the honey to mix it with my necklace.
Alright, let's go to the juggle and try to get some, uh, whatever chance I did earlier.
Right.
So now I can fly, I can jump, I can move all the time, right?
I had the Agilex, but I need the Jungle Bullshitter.
What is that?
Right there.
A mushroom.
Agile of the Wind.
We already have some sanity.
Wait, is this not a Jungle?
Oh.
the jungle. Okay, I may have to go back to the jungle then. Underground the jungle chests.
Like here, right? In unexplored chests, like maybe above in the room? I should have brought
my thing back. The thing that shoots through the walls so we can see properly. I can't
see shit. Spelunker, yeah I should have brought that in a row. I'll try to do it
robber now but then and then move on
I should have brought some some some glow sticks no
Rumble chest, there is a chance, okay, rumble chest.
Oh my god, like this?
Like this?
I have never even seen a chest like this before.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! First try.
actual first try. It's not even lucky that I just skilled. It's part skill, it's a known
way to look at the chest this is nothing to the chest is it
Really had a little helm
The green pot
Oh sharpening
It's nearly there by how much
forever yeah I can have to do a be clean I have to do a be clean real quick
I don't think they have the match for it though.
Check out the matchboards.
Chest.
Dog shit.
I think I just keep killing queens, but yeah I lost all my armor because I made all my
I'm together I'm together and I lost all my armor because look at a case after feedback on that
Um any my Aglet or whatever the fuck you chat said it
Chat said it was the way out of the chat. I think it's gone. Aglet's bang
now it should go like I don't see it
oh lighting boot you should check sure
Hey, is that good or does it change that I think I'm all warding shall we tell me what
I'm living I need armor. I was so fucking flimsy even now
16 gold so how to get warding it I don't want high I want to hide back it's
shit so I need to find trinkets that we got that I give armor are you just
basic shrinkage they get barmer
And then you just sort items
The high-pitched shit no for sure it's garbage
Maybe some oh
No sort items
Yeah, yeah, I need to tell them on this
Definitely an inventory
Try any trinkets?
You see they're good.
It has to have armor though.
These are next tier boots.
Wait, I got a red bomb sliding from the house?
Again?
full menacing more damage equals faster boss kills which also technically take less damage five head
I
Come in I combine them how
They got me
Frost for is that what I want?
Brisk
Can you can you combine them again?
To what?
Later.
Fuck yeah, I'm not doing it.
Nooo.
Stop, man.
This is with fucking jail.
Okay, what about you crafting, and I put him back in there?
Lava Watters? How do you get that? Lava Watters.
How do you get all the charm back?
I need water, it's cooked. I can't kill anything.
I'm gonna get boned hard.
Let's just re-stock all the ends away.
I'm watching a inventory.
Depth meter.
Sharpening's in and everybody gets it.
Why do I need to go now?
Where's that?
Where did I put it?
Sharpening's in.
Where is it?
Green chests.
What's that?
What's that?
Armor penetration for how long ago
Did I wow
Okay, I'm gonna go test how I'm out at the queen
Say that guarding band I think this is better than one of these bullshit or like like maybe like this I
I did have Regen and Armin and what the fuck?
Fail clause.
Chat, that's literally the death literal in the Fjord Claws, no?
Jungle chests.
Oh, that's what I wanted, right?
Subbuckle.
Jungle chests. Uh, Regen's always busted, I think, am I...
Uh, I'll try to reforge them this shit. I don't see how much it costs.
I'm not doing it by shark to the
Violent is good
Guarding now, okay, let's do a kill a boss
What is shimmer
I can't kill them, I'm too weak.
Right or left on the beach.
Yeah but what does it do though?
And why do I want shiver?
It's Free Reforge?
Let me just kill the queen one more time.
big class and get special buffs.
Yeah.
Chai, I feel like the buffs are gonna be harder than it used to be.
Like it.
Because I didn't have any armor at the time. Oh, no, I had full armor. No, no, no.
Like I have less than I combined all my items with reforger I
Love all that value
Yep, I'm getting a little bit
Oh
We should do it again
baby ornate chat what is that is that is that a petal is that an actual like some
I think I'm gonna let it go now.
Damage
Warm boss is giving money as well
Dead bag
Open the bag in
Wow, I said that I don't I'm not gonna do the drink at that
How many Horses does it take to kill her?
Altua?
I'm actually just going to die here.
I'm actually just going to die here.
Oh, unfortunate.
I don't really understand how this works though.
Like it. I don't- FUCK YOU!
how she works because I'm going through her are the eye frames early on or later
hey I've been watching your youtube since years now
wanna ask you if you could see one of post yourself first and then maybe show it to
chat if you feel like it I would really appreciate you reading that tic-tac-puff please and it
It won't mean the world to me. You're the best streamer. I know and I hope
So I didn't really get it and I took again
No, they were just fine me I mean I think I was reckless I didn't wait for a hill cool down
I took a lot of damage early on the wood melee and I'm just showing
Yeah, my dog is better double time. I should even need to reduce it the other body on it
You have a buff of damage and a hundred torches
More torches
the torch god is it a hard note I remember trying to be in a bit of way
back and then we got actually rolled by it.
Just dodge low.
They thought when we do our fucking, I was doing what I was doing, but they were just
parry, just parry, just parry.
Yeah, I mean, you know wrong that's an M like it's not that easy
I got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Manising your honeycomb.
That's what I wanted right there.
I need sword, but what sword am I what sort of
the beast why I don't get you have that actually good again
I'm gonna get at this now hold on.
I have a full team sighing SF shop over watching all your old jersey.
Would you sign it if I met you at a con or whatever?
Yeah, we'll see.
I'm cooking it!
Shhh.
Shhh.
Got it.
So this is too easy.
On the eye goggle.
Like mountain.
I already had his mouth a layer.
The sword I mean, we've killed the boss 20 times and the sword isn't dropping and I'll
have to tell you.
Don't need sword again, I'll stop doing this.
I- I- I- I- I- I- I'm only doing this with a gold though.
Oh, the bees are the flight!
Well, pull up one.
I'm the fucking goat be keeper is it good though
Okay, come on, bro.
It's so many materials.
Okay, let's go sell some shit.
um chat do i sell it
it's a bit of heaven now watch out your rights
Already have I already have these so about neck for
You know what this I in my in my own
I'm gonna go ahead and stack all items that are similar
Stack similar items
Now I'm going to make my necklace, stick it in my necklace, these bead dowels is bang.
And it's dog shit.
Can I upgrade it again?
2-3-4 do you think? Nope, you're not. Shopping sword right. Chat, this one's gonna cut my
I mean, he's gonna absolutely bomb me, that's the honest.
Seven gold.
Menacing?
I don't know, it's nine golders, it's a fucking item.
Okay, what if I do it again, though?
What if I report it again?
I need to watch shit for this.
Nope.
Huge discoverer arena.
Okay.
I'm going to go and put my stud away with that real quick.
Put this away with this away.
any good game releases coming out soon no really depressing so far I'm gonna put
all my my swords in it in a chest somewhere see like this
I don't have the best statue here somewhere.
Chad once again though, the main component that's problematic is the fact that no armor,
Chad no armor.
the Chillit Outclasses Chill Inspector.
Get your out of this shimmer.
Where's shimmer?
Would it be here?
More right, why would it be more right though?
Just dig right in a bit?
Between, okay, between two biomes.
Go here.
Maybe I get down here and I go down to the left.
Ba ba ba ba ba.
Oh
Oh music changing
Wait deeper like maybe this level
I need a lava?
Why lava?
I think it's right here pretty much.
Oh, I think I see it.
Slime is long in the sky.
More down?
Exit!
Wait, what the hell was that?
We can vary in depth, okay?
Oh, maybe this.
Go down, not left.
Oh shit, did I go too far to my left?
I'm going to go straight out of this, uh oh, there's a trap here, oh my god!
Oh, pink!
Is he going to get me there?
Parkers also just here?
I'll go back, I'll go back, I'll go back. And I'm going to far right.
I shall dig down right here the colors yellow yellow
Oh, I think I just have to throw down here a little.
The only thing that goes hard is the shimmer isn't a real one.
I think it's a myth, perhaps.
Maybe a misconception, maybe a lie.
Oh, hold on.
Oh, hold on.
It's bright.
I mean, I'm literally in between a jungle and...
And now there's a lot of light right here.
Now I'm too low barely.
I mean, things is more left.
So deeper.
So maybe a little more right and a little more up.
I'm in jungle today, lately.
As a matter of fact, I'll just go around at least to explore a little bit.
What?
Bramble chest?
Is that a regrowth? Is that good?
Nice, that was just really cool.
Oh, that's what you wanted for the place.
Chassis, this is lava. I didn't want to fall down.
Check it to be in jungle though, like actually in it.
why do i have to engage this one?
and
That's your right!
Enables all of her melee.
Wait, that's it?
What is all this gold on like, what is all this, oh it's topaz, yeah we don't need that.
I think if I were to guess, it's in here somewhere.
The sheer bomb is right above lava.
We can skip it out here. I mean, I'm not adding about it.
We can literally just skip this.
I'm not impregnated.
Okay, the shimmer isn't real, let's be honest.
I think it's I think it's just bogus
This
What is that, what is that?
stick
They're good
all those chests over there, all those chests over there, where am I supposed to end up?
i think i have to go to the other end of the way so i can just set it this way
i'll get for it
i'll leave it there i think
let's have to tell it though
they should be on the right side of the ocean
Really?
No I can't, that's a jungle, I'll go one more time and then I'll have to find out what I'm getting at home.
I think it's above here.
It's gonna be in here.
Why more left man?
So cute in it!
I'm setting it.
Lower, not about that, okay, I understand it.
Can you see directly under the ocean and I don't think it's there.
Oh
I'm getting st. I this shit okay
I'm bombing it!
What is that there?
Looks like a house.
Oh, there!
I don't know what to toss away and so much garbage in my inventory is just sadder.
I see it anywhere from one of the beach stops to a jungle starts when the beach stops dude
That's really like a meter and a half down here.
Check.
It would be literally like in between,
it would be like right here, like right here.
Lower. So here?
I
Say
I
Guys this is jungle
Wait, it's not jungle that's forested. Oh my okay
Um, Jack, I want to put fail clause with what, with what, though?
Tithing glove, where'd he get that?
This is hard mode.
I'll re-forge the Colossus to be pretty cheap.
Yep, it is.
Violence?
So what about warding? I don't want warding it.
Because armor is everything. I'm getting fucked. Everything is fucking me.
Tell that curse of the Piper flu. Did I go
I'm I'm doing the boots on give a shit. I'm lucky. It's shit. Yeah, lucky it's shit
The bebo she's the bebo of the bus wait wait wait wait wait wait
Please stop that.
I don't have an axe, yeah, because I'm the laziest fucker.
220 is not enough, I don't think.
Did you react self-bomb?
I haven't tried getting Moon Lord, I don't know how you can get there.
No, it's already daytime.
Tall Arena? Why Tall Arena?
What?
What?
Is this arena?
Sorry, Jennifer.
Morgat wire.
Yeah, I'm not a novice
Yeah, I think arenas are for bitches you can kill these bosses like by hand. Let's be honest
I'm gonna put my ban statue for armor, right?
I'm going to get one of those.
I wish Greek didn't die.
I'm
The fuck was that
I lost a bit of might.
How are you supposed to fucking get wood without without access like what I what I can do here
I didn't think I'd die anyway, we'll see.
I think I'm going to want to have this fucking boss.
Why a Heartlander?
Okay, I think I'll prepare now.
Oh, the Dread.
Chad, these act like platforms? This?
I'm just fucking lazy to get an accent. I'm not gonna fucking go out and start fucking
Fuck you!
Uuuuuhmm...
Okay, and then we get some potions?
Uuuuuhmm...
Fuck you, I'll get one of these.
I don't know where the potion's at.
What are the fucking pots at, man?
I'll just make them.
Okay, we need the iron skin.
Regen.
What else, Jack?
Oh they have Sneadah.
Where's the Heartline Turner?
And I don't think we have any food.
You mean Art Statue?
It has no wires though.
You mean art statue?
And no wires though.
What is this?
Chin is exist
Okay, we don't need all that fuck that
Should we have any food in here?
Any tips on increasing juice again? Oh no
No, what?
Shack, I thought we had some food in here somewhere.
Hi, you okay?
Hi.
I'm about to go die to this boss.
Uh, yep.
That main's gonna be terrible.
It's gonna be like, uh...
Oh, Shack!
I can put some- I can put some honey!
Honey gets regenerated.
Honey.
Jack, there's a honey placer in here.
It looks like a hat.
It's like right here.
Where?
This I think I can put some honey down.
But yeah, it doesn't put honey.
Yeah, it works.
Go quickly.
We have to go quickly.
Oh shit that was really dumb.
Now I'm not going to just blow honey.
I don't have time for this shit.
This is my time I have to go.
Alright I'm going to get really classed.
Wait, it's not like that?
Wait, what does it in?
Oh, that's even better than that. We don't have time to prepare a little bit more.
It's dust.
51 months away. Welcome me to the jungle to receive a massive juice over the night stream.
You watch this. So then when I do that, I create little air pockets, you'll see.
Okay. Next, push the hive.
Just like this.
Yeah, break the hive.
I'm going to do it again a little bit more.
See that?
Yeah.
So when I walk on it, it will give me a regen buff for like a lot of other events.
So during the fight, I just come back here and I walk in the honey a little bit.
See this?
Boom.
Oh!
We're going to increase.
Is that because you're not going to open it?
No, it's just the honey itself.
Yeah, it's gonna be a cute beat like B-bubble.
We can catch that. They love B-bubble, right? I love B-bubble.
They always B-bubble.
But then B-bubble.
I forgot to bring some sweetfires.
fires because I'm lazy making an axe is annoying and anyone make an axe so I'm
using fucking lantern instead it's this simple I don't want to be so mad about it
Well, I have no...
Joe, why can't I make...
Fire in Century, right?
Like this.
Like this.
Like this.
And then I put the fire in the middle.
Put some torches so I can see something.
And then we open the nest.
And then we open the bus?
What?
It's through the fires!
Oh, it's that!
Uh oh.
That's scary.
Are you nervous?
I mean, I'm gonna get like a hard clap.
I don't think I have a single chance at the beginning of the boss right now.
Can you put it back?
Uh, no matter.
If I die solo...
Uh, here you go.
Now, are you- I buff up?
Boom!
Man, I start the buff, that's gonna actually...
Stand there.
Don't forget the honey, okay?
Yep.
Oh, Jesus, give me.
Oh, give me.
Oh, Jesus, give me.
I'm going to stay back down here a little bit, then I'm going to try to get in.
There's another one.
There's another one.
We thought it was the same one.
There's another one.
There's another one.
Woo!
I don't know what's going on.
I think he was a berserk at the end of the gate.
No, it's really just about the I just I didn't thought probably and I was just bad dodging
Yeah, I should make more potions. I'm poor I'm pushing though. I think so. Yeah, we're
We're straight up poor, right?
um chat what do i want oh these these make me the potions yeah and the seeds go
back in the box I should use the staff fudge me gosh darn it quickly oh no I
I think all I needed was bottles.
Chat, you need bottles this shit, right?
Hey, hey, wait, water.
I don't think I have any water anywhere.
Good morning, Narchat Pac-Man.
Yeah, you don't get bloodtip within this game until later on.
Today's the day, man. You're all gonna be good at the game.
Oh, there's no change now.
Uh, regen potion I think, so I think yes.
Okay, I have enough of the Swiftness.
I need Ironski- No!
Little Sun!
I think we should run out of Little Suns.
Can you make a mark?
Yeah I need plant day blooms
In the box?
What the fuck are the day blooms in there man?
Chat, do you know what the day blooms are?
I forgot to shut it open as well
Wait so you were actually referring to these little things
And I forgot to put my rash high crack instead of smoking him because I would have friendly
bees and he would have gone so I'm getting absolutely bummed by the bees.
Chat where, chat do I have any more dayblooms?
Maybe I walk around and get all of the dayblooms on the ground.
Chat is there any dayblooms at night?
I'm going to try to bust again right now.
Chat do you have any time to do another 10, or 10 or not?
I
Know that I think yes
Only one per night apparently
Why is the thing it's fast I don't know why did this game it's so so so like
it's long like you know what is this we spent up is it's still long
and rewinds are original
yeah look how long it is
no it's to make a sea stars and I'll already maxed out I'm gonna
I
Need ammo it's the bean aids are going to cook his ass you understand
You perform
performance zone of that particular attempt and you put like dog shit I do
this I did that and so on when I got nothing I do insane
holy true just drain it chat how do I know okay the Sun is here right so it
it's they were full they can't
all of a devil Chad is they will go glow grow naturally or or does it has to be
like deliberately planted it. I just sort of planted it.
Are you in the back?
Bring back pepper pains are to bring back pepper pains are to bring back pepper pains
I don't have any, so we're close.
How do you get at the first game, Link?
You go around in the main, like...
You can get anywhere you want pretty much.
Right there?
No, that's a mirror golden.
What is the step?
The step is you get it, but you don't hurt the plat.
Oh, why don't you use that?
Because I'm dumb, I forgot.
I'm very lazy
Yeah, but I'm so
Like my laziness is so lazy that it doesn't make sense. It's like irrational laziness
If it's easy once again now, I don't know if I lose an hour later
Oh, yeah, I mean no shit
Yeah, well it's not that easy.
Where is the fucking day blue?
It's so rare.
This wasn't there.
I can't see in the caves it's digging in there.
Can't hear the sound, right?
Herb bag!
BANG!
F**KING BANG!
Can I go here?
Look for the potion.
Where the gush down is it?
What does the iron skin do?
It just gives an extra armor.
Like it's like less damage, every single hit.
Okay, cool.
Can you collect the dealers that do the ones you want?
Ah.
Ah, shit.
Ah.
Ah.
I could have, but not anymore.
Is there a way to see it?
Yeah.
Um, I could have, but not anymore.
Is there a way to see it?
Yeah.
Is that silly?
It's not super silly, but it's not great.
Papa, how do you get the staff that was in here for an interview?
Or like, what was that about you?
I put it away earlier for just because that says job.
Oh.
Yeah, exactly.
No, that's way too much.
This game is really bad for this.
Stupid organizing chess and shit, so annoying.
Like, where the fuck is it?
Like, I couldn't give a fuck about that.
Hey, we just gotta go smack it.
Yeah, smack it.
Let's just go sit there and then we smack it.
Make an orange and label chess.
Well, I'm not kidding. This time I'm one of the most, the most first-world domestic machine.
Well, I never do display throws. We literally hire our viewer, we pay money, and they do the chess for us. I'm not kidding.
Really?
Yeah, we go, we get up at night, they get into a certain area, they fix the fucking base, and they fix everything.
I do want to play Rally this all I can get face to face with Dane.
That's good.
You're gonna get Billy on this.
Who's Billy?
It's the Mike Graff, uh, base guy.
Really?
His real life job is to organize your in-game bases.
Yeah, but we end up not even playing the game anymore,
cause it all got on our nerves a little bit.
That's even better!
No, but part of the payment is watching your work and I come to fruition a little bit
No, part of the payment is the cash money you need
Yeah, I mean, true, but I won't, I guess
I mean, think about it, if I get paid to do some bullshit and then it doesn't even end up working out, it's like, whatever
Now I get to just watch movies and organize a base that's easy
It's not, it's not an organ, like, yeah, you need to watch new videos and I should learn it
Yeah, you need to learn it like a PhD in Minecraft
Listen, I did this on Russ, I really need a game.
Yeah, but I don't think I understand how advanced Minecraft, uh, like, basic can be.
Like, it's, it's super dank.
I don't think you had 10 people throwing everything into the wrong sorting box,
and I didn't know you were sorting it.
It's like you need to have sorters.
Yeah, I know, it doesn't matter, because we put it into the sorting box,
it doesn't go there, so that means we need to fix it.
Oh my god, that's what I'm telling you.
Okay, I, I, I, I...
Oh! Burger!
Oh my god!
Okay, now we're maxed out.
Okay.
Okay.
What do you have for dinner?
Let's go get everyone.
He's fat.
Wait, you guys are not going to a place.
Oh, no, I'm gonna do this.
There's nowhere I dodge that.
Oh
My god
I'm going to be good in here. I think I have a smog in there.
I'll get the pets.
That will spoil it. That's too bad.
Oh, where'd I get my bag in? I didn't open it yet.
Maybe I'll open my bag.
Bone glove.
Skeleton mask.
Can any of these be good or is it always dog shit?
No, I'm allowed to go down here without dying.
I don't actually know.
Golden keys, good. Golden keys to how you open the chest down there.
You can also get the keys, I think, from down in these, uh, chests.
when I was more on that like it's some sort of and you mix it with other
swords and then you get a super sword it's the thing
big the candles
and I'm gonna put in the game whatever Chet says is bad
Okay, it's usually usually like a you get shoulder
Look at those increased spotlights
What is it?
Where are the good items? I'm confused. This is just so confusing.
Bookcase crafting.
Oh, cobalt shield, shadow key.
fleeting around maroon
is it as good
I forgot why I break the books and she's just a fine kid, right?
Why does he just mad at me?
Wow, why did you do that to each other?
I'm not going to do what you start progressing in this stupid ass game.
Manic, what a plot! What is that?
The whole house is by your neck.
Woo!
Oh, father!
No!
Oh, Jay, is that what I did?
Is that what it looks?
Did you find that?
I want the clock, actually.
It's a Gothic clock.
Is this the mine down, Jay?
Mine down, Jay?
Key's from mobs.
It's a mimic.
It's a pack of slime in there.
I think there's another across at the top of it I could be...
Wait no, that's the whole dungeon, right?
All fake walls.
I mean, he's a buster.
I mean he's a buster
I mean he's a buster
I mean he's a buster
I mean he's not nice or cool or whatever
No no no no
Here you go
Did I kill the buster out of him?
Were you guys waiting to do it together?
Well I mean it's fliming the fucking morning
Why didn't you wait till tomorrow?
Aha! So we see the problem here.
How many keys, man?
How do I get more keys?
Woo!
Super key!
How do I get all these, man?
I have so many items around this, it's just like awful.
Let me in!
There's some Avengers in here.
What is that?
All can eat?
It is time for some.
Why divide, why divide, why divide, why divide, why divide, why divide, why...
Blue moon!
Is that a good chat?
I think the monsters can give other keys, so I ain't for like, not...
Extruminator spawners.
Can you take the little picture of the skeleton?
Yeah. I'm dead.
Don't die, don't die, please.
I'm moved out, I think I'm moved to the-
Just take a hold of my-
I can't anymore.
Why are you down here, Will?
Jesse's making the game harder by being in the server?
A-sure.
Fucking me, sideways.
Sideways, mate.
Oh here's a book.
I also have something else for you.
Okay, he's out, I don't know if you're thinking.
What?
Come on.
Get in the window.
I was just getting into it.
No, you get in the book, you're getting into the window.
Over here, does he?
I don't know what I got in this, but I don't know what I got.
Yeah, but you live without him, so it's your friend's fault.
Oh!
Look, he's so happy he's joining.
General, I know that.
Slapjack, is that a good run run?
I guess man for you busy
You look like you've gathered the flowers without breaking the flowers
I cannot make the weapon I need is I need to get one more blade in the dungeon and I
haven't found it yet.
But I think you can combine that.
What do I want, I'll be the initials, that's what I want.
I'm sitting shielding. Time.
Material, and I was gonna get it again.
Oh, apparently this is infinite use. I could use that down in hell.
Open up all the shit.
How do you get an ink in? How do you get an ink in shielding?
hard mode shit I need to reforge this though
he asked me to do this game, that's on me though
if it is shit I want warding I keep getting the maximum on the on the attack I
I WANT FUCKING WAR DING, MEN!
So I don't even know what- what do I even replace here?
I need to build the blade, I need to build the blade in.
Basically, like, you need all four blades of all the big stuff, whatever.
I'm using one of them.
It's in the dungeon.
I have to make a super blade.
It's like a massive ultra, like, fucking, ore blade.
In the dungeon, you would just die?
Yeah, it has a lot of, like, the Muramana, whatever the fuck it is.
In the blue area, near the water, you would just die.
It looked like a Sonic bubble, didn't it?
Yeah, it did, yeah.
Muramasa.
In the blue area near the water you were just in, it looked like a Sonic bubble didn't it?
Yeah, it did, yeah.
More amasa.
Chat, I think this game has a lot of references to other games, but they're kind of like,
I'm not that big of a saying that.
Oh.
It has a bunch of it.
What is more amasa?
Reminds you of more amana.
There's more amana.
Oh, they got him.
Oh, okay.
She lives in Powell world apparently bang
It's gonna be tab frost morn as well
I mean yeah
Okay
You must escape Frostmourne's home or be damned as I am trapped within this
I mean I heard this quote like literally a million times
I'm fixing a glitch game.
Yeah, when you get to, like, by the last phase, you send in the Frostmourns Hold.
Scary.
In Rocks, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't believe it, you were doing a Rage Z.
Yeah, I was in a Hard Mode.
Really? Really? Hard Mode?
Yeah, I was just a kid, but I think it was like in my crazy.
No way!
No way!
How's the go?
What'd you say?
Yeah, I was thinking. I was a scammer.
Wow.
Typical, huh?
Every time you tell me about your old games, you're always spamming people.
I don't care.
I know!
What do you mean?
If you get scammed by a fucking kid, you literally deserve it.
I mean...
That's true.
I literally couldn't speak English.
I was using the trick window,
and people were dumb enough to put their money in it,
and they get to me.
I mean, fuck them.
So you just put the accessories, and you just didn't put anything back?
Yeah, it's an old glitch that people...
Even though I said it's like these days, people still won't know I'm in the middle of the day, it's real.
Because there was a glitch when you would remove items from the trade window.
The window would lock you out of trading.
But it would only blink, and you could re-accept if you want to.
And all of it is that I would just time it properly.
I'm gonna go now again.
Why do I have a cowbell one?
Yeah I have a cowbell one!
You can make a little pet?
Yeah, I have a pet.
Show me your cowbell one.
Uh, like, cowbell doesn't need to say a pet I think.
Well, it's gone now, so.
Would you go for a pet?
Yeah, we'll go with the power second shot.
Okay, okay, fine. I'll be there.
I'll be there, there's nothing to do.
Okay, you wanna play tonight? Or you wanna go to bed?
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
Bye.
Wait, Jesse, the base is getting corrupted. I'm not getting...
Chalice right there. Look, Jesse, are you seeing this?
Jesse, you need to remove this.
No, it's mud.
Okay, well, chat looks like you didn't finish that, but I don't know what we'll do next.
We'll, uh, I'll, I'll, I'll sketch you guys out there, but for now I'll do a little
bit of gamut today.
Uh, I'll probably be very quick.
Um.
Actually, he's a little bit of my depot for some sports that are a little bit of a loss.
It might be Power Seconds.
Okay chat, enjoy my time.
I hope you enjoy your chat and I'll take care.
And I hope you have a good one.
Well, good luck.
Got this. Much love. Until later.
Good evening. Got to be nice to you.
And thanks for the chat.
Until later.
Bye bye.
All the way.
It's good to have you.
I'll be okay. I'll be okay.
I'll be okay. I'll be okay.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Even if it's just for the day.