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06-18-2026 ยท 7h 31m
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Oh, I thought I got banned for a second.
No, no, she didn't.
Yeah, so it's Terraria all night.
Also, she said, are you ready?
I said, go.
I said, ho.
Hey guys, welcome to another episode.
Actually, it is episode two, if you think about it.
Hey guys, welcome to episode two.
Of a meet-off.
No, that's not it.
Welcome to episode two of Beat Off.
I'm your host.
Let's meet off this time because we're cooking,
well, hopefully some meat for me.
Oh wait, is that your live though?
We're live.
Okay, yo, chat.
Chat, guys, the weather outside is pretty bad.
And we were gonna go to the zoo,
but since we're gonna go to the zoo,
I thought how about episode two of cooking
since last time, I'd be just C1D1, it was really easy.
And he said he would beat me, so.
You don't cook, do you cook?
Yeah, I'm about to cook you.
Anyway, so we're gonna, we're gonna,
Guys, we're so excited for episode two of Meet Off.
Today, we're going to go head to head, spin a country, land on a country, whatever that
country is, whatever that country lands on, it's a fish from that country that we're
going to have to go, going head to head, versus XQC, and see why our two three letter French
men from France, Canada.
Holy shit, he's got the angel already locked in.
We're getting some ingredients, some ingredients, a recipe, I'll probably ask the chap because
also no AI, no clanker, no clanker recipe, no clanker method, none of that.
How am I supposed to do anything without that?
No, we're going old school.
So we'll split the country.
Okay.
Then whatever it is, you can just tell in your chat
what you want to cook.
Then you'll have to get your ingredients
and then that's it.
We'll go together so I can walk you through all of this.
Show the wheels.
Then you can.
I'll translate.
So guys, basically what we're going to be doing,
no chat GPT, going straight in,
spinning the country, choosing a dish from that country,
making it up on the spot.
Let me translate.
We're just going to cook a meal
and we're going to ignore searing.
How about that?
I'm used to a car.
Okay.
What are you doing?
You don't want to roll the wheel right now?
Yeah, yeah.
It's a double-edgedro.
Oh, shit, you're right.
Okay.
Again.
Hold on.
We discussed off-stream.
I'm not scared.
I don't like all of them.
Can we remove some of them, though?
No, not the countries.
I like all the countries.
Let me read the countries.
Okay.
This is the Japan, India, UK, bro.
Show them.
UK, bro.
Zimbabwe.
Zimbabwe Italy and I think you scared Greece China Mexico America
Thailand Germany Japan India UK, bro. Zimbabwe. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Zimbabwe say Zimbabwe Zimbabwe you cannot do that
He put it just you any will be to remove that one
Oh or if you guys have a certain time limit like last time you could do a re-roll, but you lose 10 minutes for your time
Mmm.
Are you gonna be roll?
You're so afraid.
We're gonna be a bitch or what?
If I land on Zimbabwe, I'm taking it to the chest.
Okay.
So, let me ask you a question.
Okay, what?
If I land on Zimbabwe, am I doing my interpretation of what I think is Zimbabwe dish without
knowing because I don't know it's Zimbabwe.
So, what are you gonna do?
You can do it on your own chest, on your own stream?
What?
We'll have our own stream go on.
And you can do your own fucking thing.
Oh, you're thinking of the accent?
Yeah, you did it, you did it, you know?
No, I'm not gonna do the Zimbabwe accent.
Wait, what?
What?
Why not? Why not then? Explain why not?
Are you going to do a Chinese action if you want to?
Yeah?
Let's hear it.
I'll do it if I can, I choose it.
So, do we want to choose about a time and I lose 10 minutes?
Or no, or just remove the rule?
I think we'll stick to 45 minutes.
And we'll do a 35 if you reroll.
That's faster spot, boy.
Well, we better not reroll.
OK, OK.
How about you go first, though?
All right, I'm going to roll first.
This guy's, do I just press the center?
Yeah, I think so.
Just wrote to it like this.
As you guys can see the okay, that's a short spin, bro. What is it? Oh, sorry you're blocking somebody. So sorry. I landed on America. No
What what I try to go okay, so we're gonna explain your decision smash burger boring
I know I'm gonna I'm gonna get close. I know if we remove America remove it
I'm gonna try with me. Well, let's see if it's worth right now. Watch this crazy
What is it no
Well, I tried it bro, I give you I give you grease. I love grease. I just do just do the land the lamb chops
Oh, don't don't don't promise. I can do I can go to computer
yeah I just do it.
Oh.
Um.
You can be done with um, get uh the, uh the, uh,
dude, yeah.
Oh dude.
Yeah, you're getting ideas already.
Wait, and we can do the other, no, no, we don't have to get a good deal at a store.
I think I have everything here.
They have everything here.
They have everything here.
Jeff, Jeff, what do you guys think?
What is this, discuss a little bit?
Yeah, yeah, I think that's a good idea.
Now, I want to ask, I don't want to end up making a Smash Burger, but what is maybe one
of the best American dishes that can be made in 40 minutes?
What about Jiro's?
Oh, yeah.
Jiro?
Jiro?
Is that like an easy win?
I'm getting a hot dog and mac and cheese roll.
Damn, guys.
I'm not eating your dog's brother.
Chet tells you to make a stick and fries and a big potato.
Oh, it doesn't get any better than that.
How about what you made though? I could do that though.
I could do that though.
I could do a loaded potato.
Where do I get out of that tray?
Because all I get is more stress.
Chet, let me try this on, did you?
Um, Chet, I'm happy with mine.
yeah yeah I thought that was gonna cool you can reroll if you have a debuff
just an F
no F it was the only EUF you can reroll if you have a debuff man I don't have a
debuff I can make I can make it you give me that okay I'm thinking in terms of
America I mean what steak potato um well don't don't tell me oh wait these are
armpit holes bro you have an arm what lift your arm they've armpit holes in
here wait what do you mean you have armpit holes yeah wait show that oh you
have four armpit holes do I want to host the boy though yeah interesting well
so they can breathe okay okay interesting okay so I make a make what
a make a chicken pizza yeah chat I'll make it to food pizza
but what about the sides though I'm good on this one chat about the size though
oh I don't want to cook a steak though people get crazy when you start cooking
steaks on stream no I cook a crazy steak
I'll do this up after.
Um, I'm trying to think.
Steak is not American, so you're not allowed to. I just look at the Chinese.
Why, it's meat.
So steak is not American? It's more American.
Okay.
Bro, he's eating Gemini.
No, no, no, no, I wasn't.
Referee?
No, no, no.
He's eating Gemini.
That's not Gemini.
Bro, I knew you saw Gemini.
That was not Gemini.
Bro, I saw it.
That was not.
Shit, you need glasses.
Okay, hear me out.
Relax, take a deep breath.
Um...
What the hell do they do?
What do they do?
Nashville chicken sandwich.
Hot chicken sandwich.
Okay, in 45 minutes this is like, this is like, that's not gonna happen.
What?
In 45 minutes this is like, that's not gonna happen.
Maybe if it was you, go down.
You know what?
I don't give a shit.
I don't give a shit.
I don't give a shit.
If you want to give up your overall, I understand.
There's no time to pass.
You're both crazy.
We're on a cliff for two hours
Do you like chili cheese dog? No, you can't really cook a chopstick
Oh my god, yo, yo, how about you add that and we say fuck the challenge and you just cook me a sloppy joe
Bokie!
Wait, I love sloppy joes
I'll cook sloppy joe
Yo, I'm sloppy joe
You're sloppy joe
That was so hard
Do you like sloppy joes?
Yeah, but
Okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm actually doing the plan that we're doing
Yes, I'll do
Yo, we're getting cooked, I can even open the grill
Yes, let's open the grill with the propane filly cheese take the propane bang and start and put on the grill. Hey, silly cheese take
Okay, hop open the grill. Let's get going baby. Oh, there's going I'm making a either
I'm the either a
Jiro's or a chicken heater
Okay, I think it's a good idea. I'm gonna get on the grill on the grill
With the propane or you're hitting me
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh no.
We're not like two years ago.
Really though, what's your cooking level?
I would say for the stuff I'm good at, about a 10 out of 10.
The stuff I'm bad at, about like an 8.
Okay.
Yes, I'll go get a cart.
Yeah.
Should I put this in the back?
Let's do like this real grocery, clean shows that's on TV.
They didn't even go to the grocery stores,
and they actually did have a cart and they go to the whole run.
Yeah, just like in the show just like in the show bro. Wait, but that's just yeah
This is a real show, but they have the car. I need to stop thinking about real shit also
But I like this yeah, I thought it this is a
Pizza flood it's got a cold cold pizza. I love that and it's great acting great. Oh
Oh, we can't oh, no, we can't go back here. Let me look through hold this for a second
What's going
Chess is ill, but it's not you at all.
Oh, man.
Yo, it's luck.
Are you scared?
Oh, it's back around.
Well, what I was doing, I used to go backwards in that.
Really?
If you're a hero, you wouldn't...
You could also buy one for somebody.
Oh, dude, I forgot my wallet.
Did you?
Did you wallet?
Yeah.
Okay.
You're paying me.
I don't think we should follow them.
Like, yeah, don't look at that.
No, it's locked.
Dude, this is just awkward for no reason.
I don't get it.
Oh, there he is.
He's gone now.
Like, like a, like, why is it only good to get a cart and then get it?
We look like we're like, we're like, we're slithering, but we're just getting a cart.
This is just stupid.
Well, I mean, no, we're challenge, let me get away with it, like, you know what I mean?
Shall I ever see a ship in a super market?
Yeah!
They do, they do, they don't, they don't, they don't have a diamond.
Am I crazy?
Like the figures on the TV, they go into the store, and they bite in grains.
Where is the man? I mean, this is...
I need to make a silly chase with the scratch, and not the grocery store.
Look, look, zoom on.
I'm gonna get that.
He's talking to the... He's talking to the...
He's talking to the...
Bro, who are you talking to?
Who are you talking to?
Okay, I'm ready.
Two chefs?
At the grocery store, I'm going to cook some beautiful homemade home crafted dishes.
Okay, uh, lemonade? Is it always by lemonade?
Yep. Boom.
It is, it is Victor Spain's hat, man. I'm, I'm, I'm a little, I'm a little more current.
Victor, thank you so much, man. I appreciate it.
W.
Top shelf alcohol, thanks.
Thank you.
Listen, I got a car too, it's good. So my, you know, my camera isn't looking, uh,
top shelf alcohol.
I got you, I got you.
Thank you.
There you go.
Hey, I've never made a salad like cheese steak before.
Okay, so what are we doing in the vegetables for?
There's onion.
There's onion.
And I believe that there's pepper.
Green pepper.
Green pepper.
Okay, cool.
So, what do I want?
I don't want to make a salad there.
Give me a good, um, I could do like my mom makes a Greek salad
it's dank it's small cucumbers dude dude let me cut that's what I was gonna get
mad me for looking at my phone I want the small cucumbers so yeah other
called cucks no css cuz they're shorter they're like packaged and like some
package yeah cucks
All right chat, I can't find them white onion or can I ask them white onion or yellow one?
It's white onion in that yeah.
I need to go down in.
So how do you select it?
I think I like it.
That's a good onion.
Very very good onion.
Cheers.
All goddess are like onions.
Bang.
Okay.
No, you don't need to get a bag because they know the code out front.
Like they know the code for the end.
Yeah.
Also, I need my, um, my cucumbers.
Yo.
What?
Bro.
Bang.
Look.
Look at this.
Oh, cut.
Wait, you're right.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yeah, what the fuck?
They don't sell individual solos, greens.
They don't sell individual solos.
What they do is not humidity.
Aw, man.
No, you don't have to select those.
Those don't look good.
These ones look good.
Look at this one.
Are you glitched?
I mean, it's you, you're in a stroke.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, no cricket there, huh?
Okay, no, you're cooking.
Okay.
What's the cart?
I got a feeling.
Woo-hoo.
Okay, um, wait, hold on.
In the Greek salad, my mom always puts
a bit of cheese, red onion, and cucumbers. That's it.
And then, balsamic.
No, red wine vinegar.
And oil.
All of it.
Bang.
Done.
Boom.
Alright, go.
Okay.
I only got two.
You guys can find me one.
Please.
Oh my god.
You're leaving me.
I guess no clip turned off, huh?
Yo.
We're never going to beat the public nuisance allegations.
Dude, I'm one of the best in public in terms of being a streamer and being respectable
and non-intrusive.
I need to scuff the whole thing over there.
That's a healing mistake.
It doesn't damage over there.
That's a healing mistake.
I'm not going like, hey, guys, I'm a streamer.
Oh, you're not going like it.
Hey, guys, I'm a streamer.
So I don't care.
So you don't go what?
You don't go what?
I don't go.
I don't go.
Hey, guys, it's me, streamer 3000.
I need a ribeye.
I need a...
He's already having a panic attack.
Bang!
Bang!
Look!
It's already great!
It's already great!
It's already great!
Stop!
It's too easy!
Ew!
I think maybe I buy two because if what if I mess one up?
I'll have to do it again.
You work in the meat department or something?
No, no.
Hey, at least the outfit works. See? Wait, who was that about earlier? How did we look at?
What if I just look confused and said, yes, I just don't know where I am right now?
I mean, there's nothing we can and can't do. It would have been a good skip though.
You know it's crazy. She assumed I was slow so she started speaking English.
Ooh, I mean, you gotta help me out in the water.
I mean, do you blame her, though?
Name one bad thing about my country.
About your what?
Name one bad thing about my country.
About your country?
Yeah. Everybody's fat.
I need to get ribeye.
Everybody's fat and loud.
He's right.
Name one loud American.
Okay, actually, I just did the thing.
I didn't speak because it was over.
I was actually afraid to look over my shoulder.
Just people shaking, French people shaking their head.
Go up.
And now I can't.
You guys are whispering because we're being really loud.
I need to get ribeye.
I'm joking, but we don't hear it.
As long as it's not loud, I'm probably just gonna move on.
We can park this here.
Let's go get ribeye.
Why ribeye, why?
Because that's what I chop up for the mind.
Why do they put ribeye in Philly Tuesday?
I believe so.
I need to put some of that.
That's weak.
That's dry.
I need to put some of that.
What do they put in it?
They put a top sirloin.
They put a New York strip.
A1.
They don't do that.
But our card is 45, but they're very mad about it.
They didn't even talk about it.
Well, how does it go for every bait?
It feels like every bait.
I don't get it.
Like everything I say about etiquette, he falls for it.
Like, he's like insecure or something like that.
But it's not a dog.
It's not a dog.
You don't, why are you fucking, like you're fucking your dog
around it?
Because you get better control.
It's actually easier in every way to do it this.
Chat, I need one help.
I just need literally one help.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
What is it? Let's go there.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Mmm!
Oh, pilon, pilon, palais, pilon de poulet, pilon de poulet,
pilon de poulet, รฉpicรฉ, pizza, barbecue.
Okay, yo.
See, I don't mind everything in your slogan.
You thought it like that, but you sound like you're slow, yeah.
Fake French?
Ooh!
Hey, how do I say I'm hungry?
Je fends.
You know, je fends beaucoup.
Je fends beaucoup.
No, I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry a lot.
Oh, actually, I'm very hungry.
Yes, I'm very hungry.
I'm very hungry.
Oh, yes.
I'm very hungry a lot.
I'm very hungry.
I'm very hungry.
I'm very hungry.
Wait, hold on.
These are good, too.
These are, no, these are maple.
Maple, no.
Was that good with my sewers?
Was my sewers good or not?
Because they're Greek, but maybe they're like, not...
I love Greeks.
Bro, you want to go Greek?
Let me...
Yo, that's a tomahawk, is it not?
Yeah, it's a tomahawk, and I love those.
My favorite barrel.
I love it. Cracker barrel? I love that.
So what makes you like it so much?
What?
I grew up going to Cracker Barrel.
It reminds me of you, somehow.
Yeah?
I'm glad you're thinking of me.
Well, because it's southern, isn't it?
Okay, okay, I really need to...
I'm impatient.
I actually don't care.
That you're looking at sausages,
you're looking at chickens,
and you're making a chewy steak.
I-I-I-I don't-
Alan is there.
What?
With all due respect, chef.
You do not fuck with my money.
You do not make an embarrassment at me out here in front of my fellow chefs.
You are making a-
You are also making a fucking scene and people are looking at us right now.
This...
Okay, dad.
Where's the-
Where's the sticks?
They're right there!
They're right there!
You were there the whole time!
He was there the whole time, I don't know what he's doing.
Oh, I think they're gonna debut your guy.
You want a little baby steak for your little baby brain?
No, I'm gonna take it out though.
Can you just get the steak and you can get out?
Yes, I can.
Oh, okay, if I have nothing, too easy.
Oh, if this coat stick is good for that, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm trying to put my phone in to a...
I need Finn Rib-Eye.
Rib-Eye.
No, no, you need a...
Rib-Eye.
Oh, I forgot my name is in French, actually. It's a different name.
Oh, there you go. Boom! Boom!
Rib-Eye confirmed, guys? Boom!
Something's headed the thicker the better.
That's good. I like this one because, look.
I'm just going to get one to eat later.
I got two sets, just to make sure that I don't...
I just don't know if this is going to be enough steak for our cheese steak.
You know what I mean?
This sandwich.
Okay.
Okay. Like, you get a panini.
You you get a grill it's so hard to stream a roll get a steak you you you cut it
You you grill it and you smash it where they said holy no chin which one does not have a chin
Hi stop stop
Okay, okay, it's big stall, but that was stall 5000.
Okay, okay, okay, I don't care anymore, I let go of the data of stalling because if we
spend 20 minutes on a stake, honestly, at this point it's all...
That could be easier.
That could be easier.
That could be easier.
I want steaks!
We're gonna get banned in here.
This is the last one we're coming by the way.
Look at this, look at this.
Look, look, look, I'm seer, look at this.
See?
I'm walking my car.
Watch out, I'm turning, I'm turning.
So much superior.
so much superior. Oh, I forgot my sauce. Oh, I need mozzarella. I need to get
mozzarella real quick. Is it mozzarella that goes on the cheesesteak? Dude, oh
you're asking me, I don't know. Oh, I'll politely ask that. Chat, you guys are
incredibly kind to me and I would love to thank you so much for your patience
in being here with me. So I live update it. Michael Jogano just scored a goal in
the World Cup. Wow. Is that like the one great thing that's happened for you guys?
in a very long time and I also found this is what I needed for my meal so I
don't like it. Oh I don't like it. It's kind of nice. I don't mind it. It's a good spot.
Bang, Charles is good, right?
Make your own? Oh hell no.
Charlie, how your angels get down like that?
Charlie, how your angels get down like that?
You know, when they go like this, when they really go,
I'm going to get my own cart. I'm going to get my own cart.
I'm going to do my own shopping.
And you know what you roll you can take the bus back home actually
No, you know
Me and me and big we shop with fast we go to car and you take it bus back home. What's the video?
You keep fucking my money like that with my camera fucking problem. Okay. I like you. You're good guy
Let's stop stepping on my fucking clothes. Okay?
Okay, we're looking sorry, sir
Oh, I forgot. I forgot. What did I forget? I forgot some feta cheese. Put that for my
um, oh, provolone cheese. Oh, okay, see in America I just leave the cart behind. I go
and then I go back to the cart. That's the one. I think that one's good. Try that one's
good, right? I think that one is good. I think I want it in my mom's fridge. My mom knows
I cook
You fucking bang out your migraines choosing is top-notch is my mom me use these ingredients and just go in my mom
Did the cheese is so cheap what a great country?
This is a trouble, but I just a reminder that when I did this challenge with Jesse Osana
We're in the United States and it was trash y'all doors restores for trash
Here, we've got some fresh cheese.
Look at the amount of cheese.
The choice we've got.
All fresh, all sliced.
I'm going to defend my country right here.
Okay.
Whoooa!
Ready?
Round one!
Dude, we are actually being the streamers right now,
and I've never been that.
They're like, yeah, there's not too much.
There's not too much, yeah.
Okay, I've got problown.
I've got steak.
Um...
Okay, ribeye, provolone, pepper, onion.
Dude, that's all you need.
That's it, you're done.
I think this is one of those things that lets the bread...
We're going to bread it...
Or broke it.
Like a panini.
Panini?
And then you smack it in the grill.
Back!
Huggy.
Nope.
You want to get the panini.
And then you load it up, right?
And then you put the grill like this, and you go...
Bang!
Bang!
No, no, no.
Those are not paninis.
It's like when I'm drowning you.
Like, yeah.
Hey chat lowkey, is there a sauce that goes with this that I need to know about real quick?
Thank you so much.
It's like an orange sauce.
You're talking about Cheez Whiz, but we're not doing the Cheez Whiz.
Oh, Cheez Whiz, I mix it with the provolone?
South.
Steak rolls and marinara.
Marinara?
Yeah.
So it made sense for me to look for the outburst and that's something very out of place it was out of way out of line
Which outburst?
I said it
Is that a beach?
I looked at that hole on that side
Look at that
Look at that
Classic. I hate 9936 and could die like any day. Wait, was it what? I hate them.
Wait.
Zero, zero. No, no, no, I brought a black trip back. I can't with the people running. This is so good.
I'm literally 36 years old, by the way.
I went back into Fluent, First Canadian, so that we would fit in.
Like that?
I'm literally 36.
but you know what that means oh no those go harder you blacked on not this
nice nice nice like if you're a real friend you come here and you get you
get you get some left off those eat those you eat those out of the bag honestly
Crisco different Crisco no no no no bro I'm not kidding you get those you buy
Now those, mate.
You open it with the baggie and eat it.
I love hot dogs.
I love the baggie.
No cooking knowing.
I love big hot dog fan.
Big hot dog fan.
Faster than the west.
We're gonna battle this one.
There's ever more?
Mm-hmm.
I need one strongly up.
Ew, ew.
We're gonna battle this one.
Oh!
I'm so sorry for my friend.
He's a new chef.
No, actually, this is a game of thumb.
Oh, OK.
This is my one thing for my cook.
Yeah, no, I add this to my bread.
Do you need anything?
Well, I need a red wine vinegar, I think, or balsamic.
I might get both of that.
I don't remember which one I need.
OK, we've got to go to the dressing aisle.
Is it here?
Oh, it might be.
No, this is the cat food.
This is for cats.
Hey, do I... Chad, do I really need...
No, wait, not for cats.
This is for birds. This is for birds. What?
Chad, do I really need money or not?
Money or not?
No, we don't need that.
No, people are saying I need it for this.
No?
I'm gonna use it. Is it not for birds?
And streaming is so hard, man.
I think I have to retire.
It's probably the hardest job.
Worldwide.
Yeah.
I might have to retire after this.
I just got so many people saying so many things
and pulling my brain in so many different directions.
And how do you do that, man?
Yeah.
Like, how do you read it?
Somebody says, seer is the fakest bitch and most annoying
guy I've ever seen on your stream.
I'm actually, honestly, I'm trebbing.
I'll never be here again.
I am out of them.
I have to.
Oh, on behalf of the sports personnel here,
because I think he's doing a good job in chat,
splitting positive lives.
Oh, on behalf of the entire XQC community,
we all have gotten together to communally agree
that we are upset that the zoo stream did not happen
and will no longer be coming together as an entire chat
to be watching his streams, torturarium.
You're dead, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
That'll be a good joke, you're dead and limited already.
It sucks.
You're just saying, shroom, this is stupid.
Chad thing is the suit post is at 5 p.m. Yeah, if he looks like stuff like 430 cam
More so drive so we need a time machine
I need to get a real and we do not want it. Oh Peter Peter Peter Peter
Peter wait absolutely a better than that though. It's not a better Peter Peter bread. I want something. I want something
It's nice me. I want something that's fresh
No sugar.
I mean...
Compliments?
What should I get for the pita?
Yeah, I know why.
I would have to go to Adonis.
It's too far.
It's why when it's a drink earlier.
I was like, bang, it's good at Adonis.
But if it's kind of far and it will get traffic, it's going to be really bad.
At the bacon...
You said you would go to Adonis.
What?
Yes, you would.
But...
Only the chef?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
and we do a show for the TV.
Do you think the owners are still doing it?
Are they still doing it?
Yes.
Do you think the owners are still doing it?
No.
No?
I think it's because of the...
The chefs.
The chefs?
Good! That was good.
Was there a customer?
So I think he said, does the owner know as a don't have to?
Oh, OK.
So I thought he was excited.
This is amazing.
I thought you guys were curious.
I thought so too.
I think his son had kind of mad at him.
So that means we have five minutes.
We have five minutes countdown before they come to say,
like wrap it up well well then they will say hey man I'm definitely my own
experience with the products nobody has to engage into the frame I go like this
off of the gate we're looking at the product at the products I grew up going
to IJ I'm dying soon I just wanted to share it with the world get out look at
Alright, I need a huggy.
Bro, there's a bakery here. We need to go to the bakery. There's a bakery inside the shop.
Over there.
Need something?
Need something?
You need something?
Oh, is it slowing down?
See, I don't know what...
How about you combine it and push it everybody here hates us about you push it like I want to be in the shot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta reach. What do we do? No, I
Can't reach at my mouth. Oh my god
Did anybody know we're being we're being pursued like aggressively, okay, then they watch it then
See this is style
I'm just a functioning 36 year old man that fits in this society.
Oh, these are high quality pitties.
Ah, pitties.
These are Greek style, but I'm not going to be honest with you.
I don't know how I feel about Greek style, but it's a Greek dish.
Because I like the pitties and they're more kind of fluffy.
Chat pups.
Live updates?
My country has scored once again.
Good?
What do you think?
I don't even know. I can't tell.
Viva la Montreal.
Canada.
Qatar.
Canada.
This is not bad at all.
It's not bad.
I like that
You didn't win a prize like you like you didn't win something. I know you're holding it like a trophy
I'm holding up that roof
Okay, okay, I'll be out with you if I make a Peter this looks perfect
Perfect for a Peter chicken skewer thing like look
This is as good as it is.
Bang.
This is too easy.
Oh, I forgot.
In my thing, I'm also going to put...
Wait, what do you put in the pita?
Can I use some of your white onion?
Can I use some of your white onion?
Yeah.
It's for the sound.
Why didn't it for the for the for the Jupiter? Yeah, let me call him
Do you feel sick for Cp? For Cp?
Yeah, you can use a little bit of it
No, it's no, it's too many slurs and too compact. You want to use only a few of them
You know what I mean? Mix it up
Make it sound nice
Oh
You got Tatsuki? You got Tatsuki? Yeah
Don't, don't, don't police me, don't police me, I know what I'm doing.
Ways to touch me!
I'm sorry, that was just absolutely out of the line, but I had to do that.
Today I'm the fun police.
No more skits, that was a lot of skit by the way.
We said eight skits?
You know you thrive off of these skits.
You said eight skits?
You got eight out of eight, there's no more, no more.
Okay.
I'll just be a normal guy then.
36-year-old man. Do you want normal 36-year-old man?
Yo!
That's crazy
Okay, I
I still need my olive oil, um, balsamic.
Olive oil?
Yeah.
I forgot.
In a Greek salad type deal with the olive oil, it's not the balsamic, right?
I think it's the red wine vinegar.
Right?
It's not the same thing.
Tatsuki?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, no, okay, bang.
What?
What?
Bang, he said that was right.
What's this in what face?
Well, I'm sure they excited without being loud.
Okay, that would be right here, I'm pretty sure.
It would be right here somewhere, right?
You doing good?
Yeah, would it be here?
Let's go to the olive oil spots, how about that?
I feel confident and pretty good right now.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move.
No, no, no, no, no, no, nope, nope, nope, keep moving, it's just not there, oh, oh, oh,
No, I don't see, I'm not, I'm not thinking, I don't see it, chat, maybe the red wine,
oh you want red vinaigrette?
No, red wine vinaigrette.
I bet you can find it real fast.
No, that's balsamic.
Okay, watch.
Okay.
Oh, apparently we're in the biological section.
This is all biological.
Oh.
So, you know.
Okay. Are you sure?
It's less ingression than chat.
I feel like it's...
Yeah, look, look, look, look.
Biological. I called it.
Biologics.
Okay. Alright.
Because... okay.
Alright.
Let's continue then.
We want to go to where like all of the Walmart
grand stressing are.
The Target's great stuff.
Yes, like the non-biologics, I guess.
So would that mean it would make sense to put the non-bio
necks of the bio, right?
The anti-biologics.
Near the spices, apparently.
So go to the spices, please.
Chocolates.
No.
No, there's no right here
Wait, yes, no, wait. How did I wait? How'd you know I just see bottles and I'm like I locked in quick
Well, yes, you're working at home boxes
What do you stocky shells like a baby? I think you've been here before oh we're getting close
Think think think think think think think think think
Nope. Nope. Nope. The radar's not going backwards
I'm going slow.
What are you doing?
I'm going to do a hot and cold.
I really did.
Okay, brother.
Okay, brother.
Sorry.
It's not here. Brother.
Okay, okay, chat, this is such a normal thing to see.
Okay, chat, I don't want to stall, but I don't want to be annoying, you know, we're
barefoot, but it just, they didn't wait for that.
Where would it be?
Are you mad at gaming right now?
Oh, oh, there you go.
Will, will.
That means oils.
I'll grab the cart and go around.
Oils.
Don't tell the Americans.
you
you
you
you
you
I think you're going to be wrong.
Oh, I need an oregano.
OK.
Bro, why is there so many spices?
There shouldn't be that many spices.
Bro.
Holy. See that? That's what I do, that's what I scan.
Wait, he's gone.
Oh, you see the dog for a laugh, I got it.
I'm a kind, 36 year old man, um, sometimes the, no, I think I, I think I need to, should
I do anything else?
I got what I need, right?
Bing, bing, bing.
We decided to catch up at the supermarket to see how
actually he was doing.
Check it out.
I don't need tomatoes or lettuce.
I don't need moss, confused and flustered, trying to
navigate around people, being uncomfortable as the
streamers are being streamers.
So you're looking good as always, being a mature 36-year-old
man, Felix went around trying to find out what he needed
for his diagrams.
Back to you, John.
Hey, Richard, seven have died on the freeway today.
Boom boom tch, boom boom tch.
You know the reference at all or not?
Yeah.
Really?
I'm gonna say it.
Boom boom tch.
Boom boom tch.
No it's...
I'm making a lot of money and you know I can't stop.
No, with the first reference, the reference is, okay, I tested cricket so I'm not allowed
to put the interject so...
Next time you do this whole thing.
It's done.
Because, why does the frozen stuff look so good always?
I almost hate it. I love the frozen pizzas and I put cheese on it and I put salami on it.
It's so dang...
I buy it sometimes. I buy the um...
I'm a biome.
Hey, wait a minute, this is not part of this one.
Oh, these look so hard.
Holy.
Um, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Bitburger.
No, no, no, no, I like Bitburger.
Bitburger.
Bit, that's been...
When you have to sip a little bit of Big Booga, it kind of helps cooking, you know?
Oh, you want the real Papakoo?
No.
Just like you see these Papakoo?
See, they hide them because they want to keep all those for themselves.
They hide them, but I know they're at bang.
Just want to wait for the excuse me.
No, okay.
Are we doing a joke where like, public schools are like for children?
Public schools are public or for everybody.
I'm all in favor of that, actually.
And when people go, hey, 36-year-old grown man, being wild.
When you meet me here.
Oh, meet me at Berger.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, there's not a lot, I feel like when it's summer, okay, let me just get this, those
are classics, these are classics, these are classics, extra mapo, you can't go wrong with
with the vegetables and the tricolors, you can't go wrong with those.
You're just adding your own general groceries because it's on my car?
Yeah, plus the lemonade, which goes heavy.
I'll buy my groceries.
I have everything I need, by the way. I'm cooking with this.
You want to get some Clamato juice?
I'll have it at home, actually. I'll have it at my home.
I'm not kidding, I've all been here for the day.
And I had some silly salt around the rim.
I don't believe you.
Wait, I'm, you see when we get home,
there's a little bowl and there's actually
still some salt in it when we get home.
Do you need something else?
After you.
No, I don't have any.
Do you need some marshmallows?
What?
Almost like.
You want to pass that one?
Bashed.
Bashed them.
I thought you were 36.
You never know when it's going to be your last breath.
I know.
I think about that all the time too.
You know when you're turning and you get busy?
And you think, this might be my last turn and you go,
go, whoa.
And you do a life check and you go, wait, am I okay?
No, because I don't take three steps and I'm out of breath
the breath of the heart rate of 200.
Way to kill the vibes man.
Don't do that, don't do that.
This weird Miami macho guy vibe, it's just not right.
It's not you, you changed.
It's not who you are.
You want Quirk Ward 5000 over there?
Yeah.
I'm probably going to die, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, chill, you're the one
that said it.
You're rewind, you know that shit, you're doing everything about the N36, I think the
N36 is going to be the last breath.
Sometimes you get busy and it's like, you gotta do a life check, like, I think about
that all the time.
And I'm glad that your stamina is incredible.
Hey, I'm glad you're healthy.
I'm glad that 46 is a very young, nice age.
You're totally not once in a way from collapsing to any given time.
Oh, it's a...
Oh, the scarf down.
Hold on.
I got a bitch to you a little bit, I got a press to you, you bought them, so you can
destroy them.
I'm gonna go to the shotgunner.
Hard objects first.
No more, no more, no more tickets.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey, please.
Thank you.
Thank you. That's what it's like in the kitchen.
No, thank you.
Please?
Thank you. Thank you.
I know you don't have your wallet with you, right?
I'll be right back.
Just stay right there?
No, no, no.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back in 10 seconds.
I don't know about it.
I think it will be better to put those in there.
where are you going?
you're paying?
I'll pay back
I'll pay back
don't do that
I think he's crying
he didn't put on his wallet
we put on his card
he started to get a little bit
we go outside
Okay, I'm going to go to the next one, Blaine.
Oh, I'm on my way outside.
Oh, yes, please.
Thank you.
Yeah, where's my way outside?
Yeah, slide and wait.
Please, here.
I have all the water at home.
Oh, it's running outside.
Let's go to the break room.
I didn't see the face of what it was, it was kind of weird.
She just asked me not to film sighted, I was like, oh no, I won't film here.
So we're all good.
I mean it, so it's just.
Yeah, it's fine.
I actually like that one, but my people can't give you a hex up with that.
I actually like that, like, people can, like, give you a hex up with that.
Yeah.
I didn't have bad, like, people who are, like, mad, like, mad.
And they're already, they're already mad, like, they're already engaged.
I like people who are, like, pre-not engaged, you know what I mean?
I, I should have...
Wait, there's a lot of items, I think maybe I should have a map help, maybe...
I just don't want to be like...
Well, I should have a map, because there's a lot of bags, right?
We should put it in the cart, though.
There's someone helping in the bag, it must.
Oh, and here's a cart too, yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
Watch out, what's up?
How are you feeling for this competition?
Well, the problem is, I don't really get the grill open or not, that is going to be a game-changer.
I don't think I can cook what I want on the stove top.
Can I make it? You can shoot it on the stove top.
If yes, I mean, the grill would be kind of cool though.
We'll think about that in time though.
Both of our... I don't have the keys to your house.
Oh, what about if I use the oven as a grill?
There's the oven as a grill in it.
And I just dump the stewers onto the grill.
It'll do a little burnt like Mars on it.
If you do, because we have that camera set above the head.
What?
We have that camera set above the head.
Oh, shit, yeah.
Because it says it's nil.
But...
I don't know how to put words on that.
I'm just not trying to have an explosion or anything.
Yeah, I have convection.
Did you get all the ingredients that we needed?
Yes, sir. We did are you sure yes, sir. Did you go for budget? Yes, sir. No, sir
Load the car up. It's a big enough
170 Canadian US dollars company 170 Canadian US dollars dude
You fucking moron
When you get the steak
You have to hold it like that and you scan it once
You scan it only one time I told you how to do it and when you get the TV
TV
You see you have to scan the fucking pepper you moron
I'm so sorry. I don't go to the fucking car. I'm not I'm not gonna do this right now
I'm not I want to do with this one. We're paid full price for this full price. Fuck you
Give me some out of your paycheck
Yes, chef understood chef. No, we what we develop review all night, man
Yes, chef under strict chef
Actually between the boundary because it was a cellist band primarily
Sorry for the muddy vehicle chef, we were off-roading yesterday chef.
Scam by chef.
Yeah, we'll always look down on you along the cars and then you'll get mugged.
Yes, chef.
Also, what are you doing getting into your car?
You locked the car.
Back up?
Always. Yo, wash the door.
Chef, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that.
Don't do that. I'm not kidding.
The water will get into it, and it's gonna get into the wood.
It's gonna inflate, and it's gonna delaminate.
It's gonna delaminate. Yes, Chef.
He doesn't know shit. He doesn't know shit.
I'm sorry, it's okay.
How's it going?
It's okay.
It's okay.
You guys have fun?
Yeah, it's what we're doing.
Yeah.
I've been walking to the park, I hadn't seen it before.
You know?
Yeah.
We can take a picture?
Yeah, we can.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go.
Go.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I didn't tell you what's going on, I wasn't going to pass with you, but I passed with you.
It's okay.
You really didn't tell me.
But it's okay.
It was okay.
It's okay.
Yeah.
So, we're good.
Chef, Chef, I was gonna do that, Chef.
You weren't gonna leave behind, I got it. No, no, Chef, I was legitimately about to do that.
Chef, I had to put the iPad away, Chef.
you were gonna do it.
chef I didn't want him to come down to the chef.
we look like we look like we look like we have much of noobs.
we look like we have much of nerves.
36 years old of age goddammit bro.
Oh, god damn it!
Fuckin' A, bro.
God damn it.
It's okay. You know what?
You know what?
Having fun is what makes you young, not your age.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, boo boo.
I still have my imagination intact and I'm happy and I'm having fun, you know?
Yeah.
There's no age for that, Jack, and you can have fun too, even if you're 65.
I think.
Wait, are you driving?
Yeah.
We're gonna slap this bitch in rear wheel and we're gonna have some fun put it into four wheel drive and then say good luck everybody
No, what all right
Hold on mommy's driving
Oh, we don't need a GPS can we just put chat there
How much did they go together to cross eight lanes?
I turn now.
Good luck everybody.
Okay.
You didn't say anything.
I was really expecting you to be like, dude, please.
I'll just put my mic in a decent place.
Does it sound okay?
Uh-huh.
Okay.
It's going to buy a key?
Is everybody okay?
It was so awkward in there when I was buying that stuff.
She kept saying thank you, thank you, but she looked like she was about to cry while
she was saying it.
I believe?
I'm not even sure.
She was like, she was like, thank you, thank you.
People what like when she was giving me the receipt. Oh, and I was like
What did you do?
Dude do what you would do off stream and run in it with the music on it like and
Give her your hope give her your entire days worth of money
Bro, like are you serious like I know you did this off string. Have you on stream?
I'm not falling for whatever propaganda
and pull in and get a bouquet of flowers
and just give it to them and say this is yours
now did you give that reference or not?
one movie?
one movie?
it was a raqai reference but you didn't get it
I live under a rock like I'm not getting it. I think that my overall online reference
Like skill is like top is 0.001% really so insane
It's it's just sad honestly. Does that make you want to hang out with me less because I don't understand
I'm gonna hang. Oh, what the fuck was that?
Okay, well, I stopped when I was in the middle of it which sounds really weird, but
This thing has been going all over the place.
It was like, turn, no, turn here, no, turn here.
It says something blue, but it says something blue
in the back.
Can I get out that way?
What do you think happened in the back?
I think it's just grocery.
Oh, it's probably all over the place.
It's going out.
I don't like going out.
Not a fan of it.
What, really?
The reality is, is that people say go outside,
but the sun has radiation.
Did you know that?
Everything goes.
actually kills it damages you everything has radiation yeah but the sun
damages you though but it's cool to get some sunlight overall with those some
windows yeah get some vitamins but it it's not good all knowledge is good for
you but everything has radiation I see you're talking with you is the highest
amount of radiation I've ever had well I have like a guy who counter and it's
Max.
Why?
It's being around you.
Why?
It's just not good for the soul.
You can only do it a few times every couple years.
Why you gotta kill the vibes, man?
Are you crying?
No, I don't cry.
I just...
You just what?
Just the quality of life slowly,
because you're at the course of time.
Now, how bad is it right now, though?
Out of like a hundred.
Like a hundred being the worst I
Don't know
Quality of life quality. No quality of life. I would actually say I'm the happiest right now
Not not right right now in the car with you. Oh, I get it. I get it just in terms of general scope of life
You're kind of like a vampire when you make the expensive others worse it makes yours better
I get it no way. I'm making this worse for you. You're having a great time
You're like, oh my god, why don't I do this more often?
When are you leaving again?
Hopefully, tomorrow.
Saturday. But I can move it till tomorrow.
Tonight, maybe?
Or in a few hours?
Yeah, I can do that.
But right now, Loki.
Okay.
Just start walking the way, in a straight line towards the airport.
Yeah, that'd be real sure of rainin', right?
We're in traffic, it opens the car door just to leave us walking for the skit.
Just press triangle, I'm out.
That is literally a lazy skit, like a medium-rare lazy skit.
You really have to commit to that one though.
Yeah, you have to commit, you have to full commit.
Who? They say who? Who?
So, uh, you excited to cook? You excited to get out of there?
I'm excited to cook and spend some time with you in the chat.
Outside of the swimming zone. Outside of the wagey cage.
Does IRL take a big, uh, big stamp from you?
It used to not anymore though, I can't, I don't really give a shit.
Like, if you care too much it does, right?
But when you don't, it's like whatever, you know what I mean?
What's the worst case IRL with you streaming with another person?
When somebody is like, you can't do anything.
Like, it's not that I can't play along though,
they'll literally just leave the scene and they'll just get out.
Like they're not present?
Okay, yeah.
No, if I send an example of what you're doing, if you're working in real matter, you're gonna clip it for God, you know what I mean?
They're gonna do a quick clip.
Well, just say I've seen this on stream before. That's what you do.
What?
You go, I've seen some streams where somebody's done this.
That's what you say.
You're built away from the mic.
Oh, you're so...
It's just like, um...
Maybe it's gonna be committed, right? You don't want to leave the stream hanging.
It's not hard. It's like when I'm at the computer, right?
I like leaving it and checking out a video if I go upstairs for like even a minute.
It's just a respect for people's time, you know what I mean?
Like, does anybody leave because there's something going on?
And there's the last man sitting on the phone on the camera and then they get out.
And it's like, really dude?
Like, what is wrong with you?
Like, everybody should be committed.
You really sounded like Miss Impression of you, I'm sorry.
You sounded like me for a second. Don't you ever that sounded like the impression the way you talked right there ever
You just sounded like AI sloppy you for a second
But what you were saying was real
Yeah, I think it's just because it's like um
It's not a debate content
It's that they don't they're not broadcast friendly and that's kind of that's kind of sucky
Because if it was their stream and ever like I would stay on just because you know I mean yeah
It just just get the flow going. Oh, are you saying like?
Equal energy when you are on someone else's yeah
The commitment. Yeah, it's like if it was your string you want to like leave your camera on the ground in ten minutes. Yeah, yeah
Lazy mode eco mode. Yeah, not out of it
Yeah
We could probably like film like, like, like torso level.
Yeah, ready? Okay. I mean the windows here it's hard and I just have to be here.
You know what, how about on the right to Twitter news. That's good, eventually.
I'll just stay down right now.
Pre-orders of, I mean, you don't have to go down down, just not like, like, you know what I mean?
I think it's, I'm gonna just film your crotch.
Oh!
I'm familiar with it.
Hey, get that out of my way.
We'll notice that Greenist Auto 6 will officially begin on June 25 on Digital Soarfront and
at other select retailers.
Here's to the visual arts.
Mmm.
You excited for that?
Yeah.
Hey, question.
How do you think GTA 6 is going to navigate sort of so when GTA 5 came out, the kind of
political climate was, it was kind of funny for everybody, but now it's politics is so
serious that they're going to be making fun of things and it's going to be satirical do
you think everyone's going to be okay with it or do you think people are going to be
like I refuse to play this game?
Not a bad question.
What I think is, I think that game, game humor, some people do it right very rarely.
But I think they're usually pretty good at looking at the current climate and adjusting
it to the, it's like a bite for everybody.
Yes, adjusting it to everybody who's buying it basically.
Yeah, and let's say some of the heavier stuff is on the radio,
you know, this channel or that channel, right?
Yeah.
But you can just change it, right?
They can equally make fun of everything.
Yeah, exactly.
But not too hard either, because they can't.
Let's be honest.
In the Buddhist climates, you cannot go hard on anything,
right?
Yes.
Too heavy.
But if you really think about it though,
my thought is that there's going to be like the boys.
See, the boys, they make fun of a lot of political climate
stuff, right?
Yeah.
Without being too on the nose.
Yes.
If you're not too tapped in, you won't even know what's happening, right?
Right.
Which is most gamers don't, aren't tapped in, and probably they don't know all the references.
It'll go over their head.
Yeah, but it's still funny though.
Yeah.
See, the jokes will make sense.
Well, the boys is on the nose and they come down to like, like, uh, dick and stuff.
Well, yeah, well the boys is on the nose if, if, if you can kind of read what the, what
they're kind of making fun of, right?
And if you can't, then it just kind of looks like a cartoon, right?
It's kind of like, which is pretty interesting.
Because if you're obtuse enough in terms of your brain and being able to see the messaging
and things, the people with obtuse brains, like kind of dumb or thick, they'll just
still enjoy it.
They won't understand the satire.
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
I mean, just like also when you're a young girl, it'll go above you.
Yes, exactly.
do you think I don't? This is my take, okay? People will go on Twitter, but Twitter isn't
the world, okay? People that play games, not Twitter. A lot of things on Twitter are bad
about games, and the reality is that a lot of the, let's say, minorities or whatever,
the joke is that, let's say, at their expense, in the kinds of GTA, because it's well-made,
it's well-friended, they'll laugh and they don't give a shit. It's when people that
are usually insensitive, usually bad faith,
and do those bad jokes, that's the problem.
Because he says you know they're doing it as a non-joke
to actually get a good hit in, right?
It's why people get defensive about those guys
because they have this track record.
But GTA has this track record of making jokes
to be a joke.
Yes.
And I don't think that anybody gives a shit.
Like, you know, because they deny all the groups,
all whatever, nobody cares.
It's a funny joke.
And it's in that context.
And I think they've earned that reputation
to be allowed to make those jokes.
and I hope that they do make those jokes about everybody.
This guy's crazy.
You're telling me, am I done?
Yeah, also the kind of setting of the game
sets it up to be something not taken so seriously.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You're like beating up an old lady in front of a bench
and you're just like, okay, this guy's crazy.
I hate you.
Your girl was fucked up last night.
You know that NPC?
Yeah?
Okay, hold on.
Do you know?
Probably?
An idiot in liberal!
I am not in a mood for this.
I love the...
I've not played in so long I can't really remember them anymore.
I love those NPC-isms.
I just...
That was something I said a way back, I hope that the catalog of NPC jokes is so vast that you rarely see it twice the same one.
Yeah.
And I noticed that this is too much.
I think it's feasible to get enough material to have a 40 hour playthrough and only hear the same joke twice from the NPCs.
I think it's absolutely feasible at their scale and I hope they do the pulls and all like that.
I mean with AI
That's why I think AI would have been a thing that I would have defended it because
If you let AI go over the butt of them and then have somebody review them
How is that bad? It's NPC. They have NPC dialogue. We don't give a shit. You know what I mean?
Yeah, as long as there's a vast database of
More of it than who cares like procedurally generated NPC dialogue almost
With the voice actors voice in there and they're they give them permission and they're like, okay
Yeah, you can use my my voice recording for one million lines of dialogue and you pay for that one million
They the game the studio pays for the one million lines of dialogue that are procedurally generated basically
So they don't have to stand the recording the recording studio. Yeah, not saying I think that that's how it should be done
But I could see it being done like that. I wouldn't even mind that like well, it's NPC lines. We don't care
It's just funny to have some
Like you know you bump somebody that watch where you're going asshole
You know like nobody cares if that line came from a clanker or not
It's a shit line, and it's made to just make give you a smile like who cares
And you know what I am gonna say out loud real loud. I'm gonna say oh boy
Now here it comes. I
Think that the the voice acting like guilds and unions are complete dog shit and should be disilluded it because
You can't even get a random
If you're a big chip, like I'm a you didn't get a random guy to do a voice line
Do you do lines for your game? You have to be like in the guild in the fucking alliance?
there'd be a license or it and
Like it's how it has to be but you actually know that you can't get random guys with the lines in it into the game
What do you mean like actors or just like a guy let's say the CEO wants it um one of the one of the employees
he does fucking back end coding, right?
And he has a funny voice like,
you should do a line to just say,
just like, I'm not in the mood to deal with you asshole,
right?
Yeah.
I don't think that he could do that
and put him into the game
because all the, all the, I could be wrong though.
Well, is it like that for all studios?
Cause I know like Todd Howard's voice is in oblivion.
It's, I think he has that, that's on way back.
Okay, so I don't know how they can you're wrong completely wrong wait, actually
No, I'm a I know
Bro, I we watched a video about this the other day
All right, then I was wrong and I take it all back then
Hold on you do education really
I was wrong. I did myself a very cool. We love the guild
Do independent like studios
Like if okay, if you're an independent developer at what point do you have to be a part of those guilds?
Do you know?
Like is there a way around? No, no, I
Think I think they've been centered. It could be wrong though. Let me check it
I'm not seeing that clanker because now I'm not all confused.
Grogas, I'm thinking about your request.
Please stand by as I clank it up.
You're the only person I know that hears the scroll.
Really?
Grogas, you got it.
I'm not saying it's good or bad.
I just...
Oh.
Hey, I'm kind of nervous about this Philly cheese steak situation.
The what I'm kind of nervous about this really cheesesteaks. I'm honestly um, I my thing is it can be dog shit. I'm like, you know, but
So you don't care anymore. Do you do you want to just go to desktop?
Yeah, let's just what is this what cops love lucky?
All right
That's from that off-roading
Hold on. Grog is still thinking about my request.
I'm clicking your shit up. Give me a minute.
That must mean it's a smart question.
I was...confidently...wrong in all the ways.
Really?
I think I was referring more to some Hollywood shit.
Oh, okay.
Bang.
Hey, well, at least you know you were wrong.
Grog says, stop using my prompts. I've already emptied all the pools that we have left in California.
Jesus.
Oh my bad, my bad.
Now I'm gonna make him prompt some shit that's completely useless, you know make them longest, the longest possible
rock prom in history of mankind.
Jeff, Jeff, hold on. Live news, breaking news.
Apparently injury for a Canada guy.
Hi, for World Cup, really?
How bad is it?
Camer down, camer down, we're camer down or not?
Yeah, they can see outside of the window now.
Am I backing up?
Broke a leg, leg is dangling off, actually.
What?
That sounds like chat, being like chat.
If you redguard somebody enough to injure somebody like that, that badly, you should
be banned from World Cup for two iterations.
Well they need to evaluate if it's an accident, right?
Well I know, the redguard means the intentional usually.
Oh, okay, okay, sorry, I didn't actually have that.
Okay, I say usually, but I'll try and lock guard.
Because it usually like, shit, like hits from the back,
now don't hit the ball.
And I mean, that's like pretty bad.
I can hit it from the back.
All right, Chad, just a second.
We're just gonna-
Apparently non-identional.
I'll have to look at the replay.
You want to pop at this?
Oh, you need help?
Sorry, I should have grabbed that for you.
Here it goes.
Can you pop the chair for us?
Oh, yep.
Um, does it pop here?
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, we're home.
Oh, sweet.
Dude, I'm going to keep it a buck in a stack.
I completely forgot what we had to cook.
I thought we were right.
We got lost, we got.
The pictures?
Oh, we got lost in the desk.
Hold on, I need to do it by face scanner.
We got lost in the desktop content.
Oh yeah, whichever.
It's open here.
Oh.
I'll just make sure you guys have the slide here.
Okay.
I will bring one to the other.
Oh, this is like a no pixel, no pixel job right here.
Yep.
Oh yeah, no pixel job, yeah.
Like when you get a box?
Like no pixel day one.
And all they really do you just get a box out of the trunk
And then you glitch it
Then you buy a stupid scooter
Like after 12 hours of grinding 12 hours you mean like even at 12 days. Yeah
And you go to jail one time good and you move all of it
Now we're gonna work on that thing without climbing strength
Okay, for this first you wash your hands because...
Oh, I don't do that.
We came into contact with other humans and that's a real problem.
Yes, I agree.
I want you to scrub those nails real bad.
Are we all good?
Yeah.
I was just asking.
I'm not nervous.
Boiling, that was boiling water.
Did you see me just soak it in water?
No.
Seriously, you're just in your full cut.
You see, you know it's been really funny.
I would have made you wash your hands in the other faucet, right?
But I would have put boiling water instead.
That would have been pretty good, right?
That would have been so good.
And you did it, you go, what the fuck is that?
It also meld in fun. I'll just see what's fall of your hands. I would have been so sick. That would be pretty funny
We've got a streamer award for that one
No, we got best of the year
What are the burners is it were really which one
Which one?
This one front front right
It doesn't, it doesn't tick, tick, tick, tick, yeah it's a hi-hat, wait does gas come out?
Because you can light it.
I think it, see, if it clicks it means it's ticking but no gas.
Yeah, you have to smell it.
You smell the gas?
Wait, is it open?
Yeah, there's gas coming out of that.
Oh, oh shit!
Wait, it puffed.
I'm just not filming because I'm setting up a talker.
Okay, do you need me to do anything over there?
What?
I'm gonna give you 20 seconds
I'll be able to follow you with the camera.
Okay.
All right, I'll stall real quick.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
It smells like gas in here.
Yeah, no, that's because there was gas coming out.
You ready?
So guys, we made it back to the kitchen
after a long and adventurous time at the grocery store.
Wait, let me fill the property.
Okay.
Does it have like a metal close between you?
Oh, I was just-
Wait, there's an action.
Okay, I'll just, I'll be NPC then.
For now, let's just do a raw streamer.
But we don't have NPCs there, so...
And so when you're not streaming do you just go you reverse into a closet and you just don't stand by it and I don't
And then you go and stream
Yeah, and I go oh wow this oh wow that you ever hang out. Yeah, I don't hang out all the time. Really? Nope
Anyway, I'm a big hangout. I just put deadlock and and
And call everybody really bad words. What do you like about deadlock? I like being talking on that game. Why?
It's like a siphon, I suck the enjoyment out of the game, and it enriches me.
If I make his day worse, my day is better.
As I said earlier, it's a core foundational concept.
I need to make somebody's day worse.
I have to.
One of my favorite things was being carried by Summit and Rainbow Six Siege and me talking
shit and him being able to defend me with his gun.
It was so good.
And then we're just getting so mad and I was like, oh,
little baby upset.
Somebody's just like, thum, thum, thum, thum.
I like that.
It felt so good, bro.
Having that power.
Deadie?
He said, dead, dead.
We didn't get that far.
Just for the YouTube video, we'll lay out all the ingredients
and then we do a live chat.
Yeah.
Let me just shift.
All right, we're at the house and bubble, bubble, bubble on.
Oh, wait, it doesn't work.
Oh, no.
What's up?
No.
No, no, no, my front's in the car.
But I had that look that made it look like, oh, dude, hold on.
No, I actually forgot to give a shit.
Oh, you know what you just did to me?
That clip back when you said that thing in that game show,
Ludwig's show, and I went, it's crazy.
There's a bunch of people here.
Nobody asked?
Yeah, that's classic.
It took years, but you got the other kind.
You finally got it.
You finally got me back.
Oh, no.
Gimme.
Those were some fun times.
Give me a bucket of gold, please.
It's awesome.
Wait, so you just vibrated it, but in the freezer.
Nah.
Did you hear that?
Unlikely.
Wait, he's dissing it, but I'm not kidding.
Unlikely.
Okay.
A bucket of gold.
Okay, I'm gonna get some spin.
Why though?
What, what, why does it make sense?
That was a sick fucking spin.
Hey, look at this.
You just had your own house, huh?
Oh wait, you can't, you just don't have one of them.
Let's just do the stream and...
This is a nice place though.
It's okay, chat, we did what we could with what we had in.
Alright.
another another vibe killer you always kill the vibe is it like it
isn't it crazy isn't that a funny guy is that what you thought about that isn't
amazing how there's just power and silence oh my god you're tricky we
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah?
Two trains.
Two trains.
Oh yeah?
Okay.
Okay.
Stop.
We're going to use like a stamp.
Hold on.
Hold on.
It's happening.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Hold on.
No, sorry.
I was, I was, I was.
I like how you say hold on.
I was just entertaining you when I was going to be 36.
I like how you're saying hold on like.
Yeah, I mean it when I'm going to be 36.
Dude, I'm telling you.
You could be 36.
36 the best shape of your life, and you'll feel fucking invincible
I mean, you know that dog that competitive dog that you have on you when you sit down on the computer
You could have that in real life and just feel like a fucking legend like you know like you just don't like you just don't get this
Fucking if you can see my tricep right now
That could be you because I was as hard as my third leg it when I was 30 I was very unhealthy
Really like me?
So do I don't think I don't like you the bar back, okay?
You don't give a shit I get it cool fine joke next
Wait, what? I prefer to you. I'm sorry. I know you I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I see your game
What do you mean? I'm gonna say oh something about the bar back. He's oh, I don't give a shit
Oh, I thought I felt like you're just gonna be like all right. Let's get the ball moving
Hey, bang. Oh
Okay, no more skits
What's yours and what's his?
Okay, ready?
We'll put this aside.
No more beer for you.
Why is none of these for you?
Why does it look like it's Crisco?
Because it's real authentic lemonade from here.
Okay.
Here's your cucks.
This doesn't cheat as yours.
Your cucks?
Rotten.
Disgusting.
Yours?
Katar's about to receive their third goal.
Third red.
Sorry, third red.
Yours?
Really?
Third red.
Hey, you're looking 99.
Give him his beer bag.
No, it's okay.
Nope.
He's had too many today.
Oh, I do get the syvins.
Hard lemonade.
Let me see that.
Let me see that.
No.
Okay.
All right.
These are out of the shot.
Hold on.
So this is kind of mine.
These are kind of, we're sharing that.
We're sharing those balls.
Wait, I don't have much actually.
Hold on.
And if you have a kitchen that you'll be using, like a-
Wait, oh, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, yeah, what was the stuff, like, this is not right.
Wait, what's the- hold on, I'm-
You have everything you need.
Yo, what?
I'm sorry?
My tzatziki sauce?
I warned you about it when we were at the shop, and you like said,
oh, you were like, don't tell me what to do or something like that.
Remember? Rewind.
I'll put it there and go over there.
Yep rewind you I told you no no that's not like a late ingredients for five minutes. I can just get it from the store
delivered
Hey
Really?
I think so
Metal to the metal to the exhaust please. Yeah, you can do that. Thank you. Holy shit. Yo, hold on
Real quick rock paper scissors. I'm gonna win one out of one
I like one out of ones because it's like there's no going back from that you know no redemption
Robert is a rockfish scissors is people think it's uh now Jack's gonna quote me on some stupid
a hunter hunter forget about it and we're not doing this that this topic next I'll put this in
fridge well doing that because in anime they explained some of the complexities
oh yeah oh yeah video intro so for the YouTube video just saying recap what
country you got any of the ingredients you got ready you say on any excuse me
kitchen ready three two one hey I rolled no you start I hate intros I
No, no, no, no, I got it, I got it, I got it.
So we just got back from the store
and I rolled grease, Greek, anyway.
So I chose to make chicken skewers with pita
with tzatziki sauce that isn't here.
And I have cucumbers for the salad.
I have feta cheese for the salad, onions.
And for the skewers I got, the skewers themselves
and some pita.
And the sauce is coming later.
But Sierra though, he's in trouble
because all he's got is, you ready for my cooking show host?
What? I'm doing it.
There you go.
So guys, we just, you like that fake laugh at the beginning?
So guys, we just got back from the grocery store.
And well, I rolled United States of America,
so what better than one of my favorite meals in America
than Philly cheesesteak?
So I got myself some provolone, got myself some hoagies,
got myself some rib-eyes.
This is not my oregano.
or got onion, pepper, and guys, I gotta tell you,
this is one of the most complicated things I've ever made
because I've never made one of these before,
so I'm excited to get it out there
and just see just how difficult this thing really is.
I'm gonna throw it over to Felix now.
What was your inspiration for this dish?
What made you think of this?
Well, why this instead of something else?
I mean, you picked America,
you could have been at cheeseburger, why not?
When my entire family died and had on collision,
so this was actually one of the first things that we had,
last things that we had,
And so I just kind of wanted to do that as a little almond.
I might as well do this right here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
OK, OK.
All right.
No more bits.
No more bits?
No more bits.
OK.
You have a chat here.
Oh, he's the big police now.
So now you are the big police.
OK, now, can you ask Brock if I can make chicken skewers
in the oven or not.
I'm not actually gonna do that right now.
And guys, while he's doing that,
I'm gonna get ready to just stand here and watch him do it.
Secures in the oven.
Guys, I can't believe he's doing this.
I'm live reacting.
I can't believe he's doing this right now.
I'm just, I was asking at AI,
I was pretty feel okay he's gonna use AI for cooking, right?
I didn't use it.
He's good old-fashioned organic chat.
It says answer, but there's no answer.
It says answer.
So does he want down right now?
Anyway, do instant mode.
It's like thinking.
This is the trash mode.
You might get some hallucinations, but.
OK, let me just check if the bar back can be used or not.
Anyway, people are actually saying Twitter's down, so maybe Grok is down.
That makes sense actually.
I mean, it's raining outside. I wouldn't do that in a rain anyway, right?
Do you want content, homie, or not?
Uh...
Can I cook
on the grill in the rain?
It's not entirely, everything is dead.
Imagine if during the stream infrastructure
started shutting down, new pandemic shut down,
everything shut, and this was think teniously,
airports, roads, the house was like a square,
they were not a movement.
Banking systems shut down, grids, gas,
it would be more cooked than we think that it would be.
It wouldn't actually change anything.
We wouldn't have access to anything.
Well, it wouldn't change anything in the,
Okay, I can't, we need to not talk about this.
Are you gonna cry?
No.
What are you doing outside?
I was checking to see if it's cookable.
Well, I don't know how to cook because I don't have AI.
Oh, it's wet out there.
So, are they, definitely right?
But it would be like that direction for sure.
Right, but if I can get the grill going.
I mean, you know.
You have to time it though,
because I can't cover both of them.
Oh yeah, hold on, hold on, you didn't have one there.
So guys, as you can see right now,
Excuse me is at a loss of what to do because without artificial intelligence
He is failing to comprehend what to do with the ingredients that he got at the store today guys. Yeah, I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna do all that
You know you should get here real quick. You should get a like a kitchen runner
It's like a nice rug that goes just right across here, and it's just like oh nice
So you don't slide it yeah soft on the feet, but they get in it kind of nasty
Oh with the little bubbles, but they put the shoes on it get like a rug able and it you just throw it in the washer
Dude just like in in a cooking cooking you know or or like like the game and there's like mats
So they don't slip and die. Yeah. Yeah
Guys I don't skill it grill
Well, no, no, maybe I have an eye about one of those like makeshift DIY grill
No
Chat, can you have the gear in here? Let me have the gear in here
Some of these ways some of these drawers I never opened them before
Like see like chat is any of this able like maybe that
So did these things spawn in here or did you go shopping for this?
I don't know my mother. I saw these good to make a
Wait bro, grill's right here bro.
Yo!
Yo!
No, it's not for um...
That's for dishes.
Jack!
Oh, oh, oh!
I need a skillet.
Do you want uncooked?
No, just first off?
Just take it out, relax.
Because leave the cover on the oven.
Because look, you got...
These are so easy to, so what you do,
you just wrap these up on some white paper towels,
throw them in the microwave for about five minutes,
call it a day.
You're good to go.
Trust me, man.
Okay, still, okay, still on,
try on, maybe on, on convect, on convect.
Yeah.
Convectional broil, conventional,
you know, conventional multi-bake.
At 400.
400. Very good. Very nicely done.
Chad? We got a plan on a separate timer also.
Is there anything in your oven? Sometimes people just put it in.
I don't have a flat grill. I know there is. What's a flat grill?
Stove top. Middle. Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh my God.
Oh, my max win.
So as you guys can see, XCC just realized what he had
on his own grill, on his own stove.
Really excited.
We might be noblest, but we're not noblest.
What is that?
You're noblest right now.
But look, I'm gonna show you a little Wi-Fi.
You can take this off and you can reapply it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what if they removed,
what if they removed that, but I'll better still.
Well, what if they removed that?
Because it's like gonna blow up.
I'm just adding to this extra camera.
acknowledged
We are we do have the grippers out today by the way guys. That's just how it is
I'll then still I'll then still on it. Yeah, but one
Yo, I'm actually scared though. We're afraid. Yeah. Yeah, would the grill be used the same gas as it like why are the knobs missing?
It's gonna scary check
No, there's that I swear. I'm done stalling action to know there's nothing scary
You want to give it a look give it a go
I
Won't give it a go
It's fine I
Didn't give it a go if you want
You might give it a go. Yeah, I give it a go. We're gonna hear if it if it if it gets no
No, I don't know why
what happened? BOOM! That's not funny. That's annoying.
Well I told your brother we were doing it for the stream, he was like, get the fire extinguishers.
Hey! Brother! Brother! What? What?
Hold on. No, he-
Hold on, brother. There's nothing happening.
There's nothing happening. There's just no water. There's just nothing happening, but
the light opened up though. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I said light. Oh, okay, so it's a different
type of heat then. Is it induction? It just looks like it's like a... Oh no, no, no, no,
It's lighting. I think it's like propane. What? No, it's light. It's lit. You see that? It's lit
Look
You're like a caveman like right when fire was discovered, right? Yeah, there's heat coming. There's heat coming
Yep, well it smells like a like a like a like a well that's because it's there's a little bit of like there's a little bit of still stuff on there
You see that?
I'm calling my brother. Look at that.
Look at the heat's coming out. You see that?
It's getting bigger.
Holy shit. You see that, guys?
Damn.
No, it's not weird.
No, it's because the grill is heating.
The grease on it is heating.
It's expanding. Oh, it's lit.
It's lit. You see it? It's lighting.
Your neck, look at that, that's exactly what you wanted.
Look, it's all flame now, you see that?
La partie du milieu, on the stove top.
Est-ce que je peux tirer la partie du milieu,
like a grill?
It needs to be cleaned.
Je peux tirer la partie du milieu,
so les grills, je vais en tirer.
Yeah, we're trying it.
Okay, I'll try it.
I need to be cleaned, but it's all fine.
Just need to take care of it.
What?
What?
Hey.
Joe, does camera see your phone screen?
Yeah.
Hey, it's, it's, um, it's, it's fine.
It's gonna smoke it all.
No, no, no, it just needed to heat up for a second.
Now look, beautiful.
Yeah, but I need, I need to get the thing.
You can cook on that now.
Yeah, but I need to get the brush.
Look at this.
This is beautiful.
This is beautiful.
I might actually cook on this thing.
Well, I discovered it.
Yeah, but I, I can't work.
This is great, but I need to get a a thing a girl scrub
It's gotta be in here someone
This is
I'm gonna cook some mad steak on this. Okay. Okay. What is it?
It was such a timer. It's no cheating. Oh
Oh, oh
Oh
Good job.
Oh shit!
Hey, did you hear?
Yo!
Yo!
It's time to cook, mate.
Do your chef character select.
Oh yeah?
What do you do?
What do you do?
What?
What?
Oh no!
I'm ready.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm ready.
All right.
Holy shit.
OK, you ready?
Ready?
Bonjour.
That's it?
Actually, so what's my accent then?
If you're a French, what am I then?
I'm American.
Yeah, if you guys are from the Greek...
Um...
Pastizio!
Mmm!
Got his sped up?
Nope, not doing it, not doing it!
It's not happening, it's not happening!
Hey, do you want to turn this oven off or have you turned it off?
I turned it off already.
Wait, wait, what if metal goes inside of this though?
You'll be fine, but there was a story recently.
Well, not recently, somebody in the middle, and it went up to their brain, it went up
to their brain.
Wait, what?
Yes, and it killed them.
So people use like, uh, like the, the, the safer one now.
What the f...
Y'all.
Nothing I mean twirled.
Oh, it was in their stomach, and it was like a needle that was like, basically being digested.
Oh, I'm getting twirled, I'm just going to cook on that, you know, this.
I think that's fine.
How, how do you cook that?
go like that. Metal wire is bad. There's no metal wire though. It's a metal like brush.
Yeah. Well, it's a metal wire brush. It's a metal wire brush. Use onion. Imagine you
go to the restaurant and you hear these chefs in the background. Wait, use onion. Yes, you
You can do that.
They do that like KBBQ and stuff,
but we don't wanna waste the onion on that.
I mean, we can cut the sliver off.
You see how they like that?
You see how they like that.
You see how they like that?
They go like this.
They go sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
But we need the onion though.
But you can cut off the sliver after that.
Yeah.
You wanna see?
Just rub it on the grill.
You wanna see?
Put an onion off and like brush it.
Okay, knife set?
Do it, knife set.
I got you, I got you.
So Chad, from the top we want some juice, right?
Now I've never done this before, but I've seen it done.
Watch out, watch your fingers.
At KVPQ places.
You ready?
Watch your fingers.
From the top or in half?
Do you want the top or the half?
Either way we slice it.
Either way we slice it.
Do you want the top or don't waste it?
Oh, I don't cry when I do this.
I do half, do half, do half.
Do like a third.
Okay.
Top.
Do like a third.
Okay.
Top.
Ooh, see, I'm doing half, no matter what now.
Ah, ah, ah.
Don't do that, don't do it.
Don't do it, quick.
Whoa, it almost got me off.
All right.
Okay, all right, move back a little bit.
Let's get all the trash off.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing right now.
Let's just remove one layer.
Don't cry.
Oh, did we forget to remove that?
Okay, all of us sizzle.
Did you already get it?
Yeah.
Here you go.
Thank you.
So now what do we do now?
Cross the chasing?
Yeah.
Jack, do I just...onion the grill here?
Ah!
I don't know if we did that right.
I think we were getting directions overload.
I have a mitten.
No, no, no.
I have no I have a mitten. Look at this. Just go right on. No, no, no, you're not good thing. I have a mitten
No
Are you stupid? I already use this one now. We don't
Look at that shit. I already use this one
You're not listening. This is both halves. Huh? We only have one onion
I already did this one. You're dipping this one up. We use both. It's okay. We just cut off the thin slice
If anything, this adds more flavor to it, see?
Bro, this is like, bro, we even used this business
I bought the house, this shit,
we've been here for like 10 years.
Bro, there's like ancient relics,
there's like pre-COVID fucking bacteria in there, man.
Really?
Well.
Can you read it so it doesn't go to sleep?
Hey, where's your what okay now be on the thing?
Okay, I can definitely use the the metal grill like
It broke for the you don't I put these on the fuck on the barbeques. Yeah
Chat question with onion is it cut diced into my onion so cook now, bro
No, I'm not listening to fucking like dumb ass that was a documentary and like in
1700 like some fucking fake information shit
Yeah, there you go, no suppose to
Oh
Because it's already hot as well. Yeah, when it's not hot, right?
I'm actually I'm actually I'm actually done
You need to listen to the onion and I will just we need to get good in there. Okay, like yeah, did you cut it already?
I don't know this.
What?
No, no, you're doing great.
It's going to last screen for two seconds.
I'm just going to try and match this sync with the boat.
OK.
You still need to get ready.
Yeah, that's a good picture.
I was too locked in.
You're good.
Hope it's a little closer.
It's a harder dude on the fly.
Oh
Are we good are we up are we up and good so I don't have onion no more
No, what do you think really?
Wait, this is like juicy now. It's like weird
I'm about to handle some raw chicken, so I need to be really really
We're gonna start the timer yeah, well, I mean the then time it up then please
Can you do you know like a 45 minute time like right now?
Now pay attention chefs your 45 minute timer begins
Now so guys as you can see the 45
Move
I'm locked in. I'm ready. I feel good. I'm looking for some cutting tables. Bang!
Tell us when you're ready to start with the timer.
Okay, start started.
Oh, okay.
The sound is off.
Okay, do I want to put something on my grill chat first?
Do I want to coat the grill with some sort of oil?
Some sort of jet?
Do I want to put something on it?
To kind of pre-it's already...
Oh wait, this is yours.
Okay.
Let's see here.
Okay, you know what?
I know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing. I don't need to listen to anything about it.
Hey Claude, I'm making Philly cheesesteak from scratch.
Okay, I got red pepper. I got red bell pepper.
I got onion. I have two beefed faux filet griller ribeye steaks.
How do I cook these steaks?
Okay, there we go, high heat.
Wait, she wasn't done talking.
That's good, that's all I needed.
The fuck?
Is everything okay over there?
Yo, yo, I don't even know what to do with this.
My onion is so cocked bro.
My onion is just so cocked.
It's just, I can't even cut it properly now because we cut it wrong.
Well then there's no fuck it next time maybe.
Try that.
Well, you know, I was trying to help your grill over there.
Chicken skewer number one is about to go in on the grill.
Nice. It's not the son I was looking for but I mean it's...
I don't even know what the heat is on because that's the wrong knob.
I gave the wrong knob on the oven.
So guys right now you can basically your excuse see in the background having an absolute panic
attack as I shred these onions.
Why would they package it so heavily?
Like just put the skewers in one content.
Why like they all separately like in their low-level sarcophages like just I don't understand
who does this? It's gonna be okay. At least yours is like all made for you. All
you got to do is cook that. Not true. Yeah, it's seasoned in everything. It's
literally all seasoned. Okay chat I have to be honest with you I've never made a
filled with cheese steak. Never been there. Probably only had one once. I'm gonna
need a little bit of assistance. What's the best way to prepare the steak? Do I
cook the steak? And then slice it? Or do I slice it and then I cook it? I didn't put the oil.
It's gonna stick it up. You're done. It's gonna stick, no?
Oh no!
Let's just get one out of it.
Watch out, Roger!
Oh my god,ington.
Oh no, I just rocketed on it.
The guy have rock climbing hands.
I have rock climbing hands.
Instead of singing a song from the country of what you're cooking from.
I'm proud to be an American
At least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the man who died
Who gave that ride to me and I'm proud they stand up
You got a song from your place?
Um...
No, actually no, I know it already
Say something from Hercules
I don't know much from Hercules
From Greece
I don't know much from it
I mean, I like it
I like it, I know Andy's from there
Dude, it's actually cooking
Bang! Now, watch this. Watch this. What the fuck?
Good. You're doing great. That's going to be a yikes for me, Jet.
Salt? Pepper? Salt? Pepper? Yes! Yeah, I don't know about this. That's a good R&G right there.
I had to spray it with what?
Oh, that one's there though.
Ooh, ooh.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh, watch this spin.
Bang!
No, stop sticking.
I know why it's doing that.
Here, look.
No, stop sticking. I know why it's doing that.
Sierra, look.
Yeah, it looks right.
Really? You like it?
Yeah.
I'm more of a stainless steel person.
I think it hits your eye.
Yeah, you're going to be okay.
Just take a deep breath.
I need some oil.
But I put that on it.
No, that's both, isn't it?
What the hell is that?
Mmm!
That smells nice.
What the hell is that?
The problem is that the chicken isn't cooking on the side though.
I think this spot is bad.
It's just a bad spot to cook the chicken at.
I gotta let it sit.
I gotta, I gotta.
If anything, I got two sets of chicken.
I can learn from this one and...
We use all the onion.
Do you have a high burning point oil?
What?
High burning point oil?
What is that?
Oh, like a vegetable?
Like a vegetable?
Like a avocado?
Like a peanut?
Yeah.
Canola?
Canoene?
Not the best, but this will be better than nothing.
Canola.
That'll work.
Let me know the best.
Is that not good?
Salt, pepper, salt, pepper, salt, pepper.
I'm just so I'm covering these steaks. I'm not the wrong one to stain the steel once we hit the light and frost
Oh, that's looks like some good chicken. Yeah, but I need to I don't think I warm the pita at all
Do I know I don't know it's on the side. I need my organo bang
Dude the promise that isn't gonna be cold if I do in segments. Yeah, I mean, let me let it simmer
You know that's part of this whole thing is timing
Dude, I didn't have it my Greek salad
I need my Greek salad chat
Yeah
Time is a three minutes
Everything's gonna be irie
It's in Guambi, I.
You ever seen that?
What? That's a reference.
But what is it though?
Huh?
But what is it though? I explain the joke.
Oh, it's Brad Pitt speaking patois.
Oh, in um, in um.
Meet Joe Black.
In um, in um.
Meet Joe Black.
In Snatch.
No, meet Joe Black.
In what?
Meet Joe Black.
It's a movie. Never really a movie below. Chat, what is that? It's a, I don't know, I don't
expect you to understand. He goes like this, it's Brad Pitt, white Brad Pitt. He goes like
this, he goes, yeah, team guang, be I, be, oh be a doctor, I know Eve. That's what he says.
So that's me quoting him in the movie. That's not me talking like that.
And you know the lyrics to that?
The lyrics to a movie?
No, I mean, are you quoting it directly or?
Yeah, I'm quoting it directly.
Interesting.
See what he's doing?
He's a classic tactic.
I do want to show that he's distracted me
from the main plot, which is cooking.
Look at this.
See, when the man can't cook, he yaps.
Usually you're going to want to see this.
Light and frost, right?
The little balls, they roll around.
We're at a good temperature here.
I'm just going to get some steaks in there.
Bang!
It's been a while since we've done this, but...
Since I'm really far into the sticking process, I can start modding my temperature with this
temperature meter.
I hope this does high point, as I say.
Yeah?
Bang!
Start the bad boy up.
Beep!
Beep!
Beep!
Bad!
Not good enough.
Not good enough.
Beep!
We'll have to check in later.
Someone said motor oil.
motor oil yeah I mean yeah straight up that's not ideal for this job but it is
what it is yeah I have a peeler I have a peeler bang
chat we're gonna wait for those proteins and naturally release themselves I
think there's too much oil I've never used this oil before but we were gonna
wait for this, now you just wait patiently. We wait patiently for that steak to just separate
itself. I'm seasoning the downside, I'm seasoning the upside now. Well yeah, tell us a little
about it, we're interested. Dude, peanut oil is wild bro. Oh I forgot my thing on the grill.
I'm gonna put it on simmer because I don't know if it's big enough, but I'm gonna let
it's similar a little bit. Look at that nice charred color. It's gonna get a little bit
of a kick. Yeah. A little bit of carbon. Yeah. This is like shit. Yeah, it's okay. But now
look at this though. Look at this chicken. Yeah. This is something you would just say
at a restaurant, but even more. You know what? No, it doesn't look good. It looks like fucking
dog treats. The rubber ones. That's what it looks like. Oh yeah, it looks like Alias'
next meal, buddy. Who's? Alias is the dog. Oh, I never knew your dog's name. Well, I did
I did ask but I didn't understand it, so I retain it.
Oh, it's so you were lopping.
Be full filet, oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, second you see.
Wait, these are the same but they look
entirely different from one another.
Oh no, I killed too much.
I think I'm looking all the,
I think all the juice is escaping it.
The juice is escaping it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What the fuck are you doing?
You just took a bite out of my pickle!
No, we used to call it Grinch Dicks.
No, we shouldn't do that.
What?
What would the Grinch look like if they were shaved?
Dude, what do you think about these things?
Is this what happens when you turn 36?
The last don't don't be don't think about the you have to think about
The fact that your chicken looks like it's it's sandpaper
He's putting down in my head it's not it's not it's still moist it's still moist
I'm leaving on simmer. Yeah, just give it some heat
You have to boil that for cooking it all the way through, but it's not burning it. I do other things
Multi-task called macro so that see what you're doing is you're still doing micro
It's like a thing about micro like a micro dick it
Okay, the steak is set naturally separated good. This is a good sign
We're gonna flip bill on this as you can see
Have a decent crust but it doesn't really matter cuz we'll be slicing this up anyways not the best crust
But we're slicing it up anyways, but wait it naturally separated. I'll call today
I don't know how my mom does it this this um
She puts oh no, I forgot she puts spices in there
My mom puts spices in in the
In the greek salad
I forgot dude. She puts a chat. She puts a cup herb
ab
Oh, oh, yeah, dude. I think I think it's time or some shit. What chat she puts up herb
It's not Oregon, it's something else, man, holy shit.
My right knee, hear me out, my right knee just started hurting out of nowhere.
I did nothing.
I did nothing.
It just hurts now.
Okay.
And you're telling us this why.
Okay.
All right.
You want to be like, was this board used for things or is it like nothing wrong went
on this board, right?
You want to play this game? I can play this game. See it?
Huh? Was anything wrong on this board or not?
No. Nothing I tried. Nothing I prepared has been wrong on that.
Okay.
I'm cutting it too.
Like this is not a typical Greek salad. Let me give you some context again.
My mom used to cook some Greek salad and I would only eat the cucumber and the cheese in it.
Okay? So what I started doing, my mom started doing it when she makes a big salad for everybody.
salt for everybody. She makes one just for me. And it's just cucumber, just cheese
and red onion. And she's just for me. And it has the balsamic and all that. But
just no tomato, no olive, none of that. And it's dank.
Did you get it? What? Oh no! Oh no!
Because the knob is wrong! It's okay.
It's okay? Because you're going to drink them in sauce anyways.
You knew it was burning, you didn't tell me! I did not look at those.
You knew it was burning, you didn't tell me! You fucker!
You know what, I'm going to eat that, that's going to be my meal, and this is going to be
the judge's meal, the judge's meal, because I learned from that, it's why I bought two.
See, you're going to be both synonymous, you're going to say you're done, buddy, you're
making a mistake, you're done.
I have two tries, you only have one, and it always looks like shit.
So guys, as you can see right now, actually considering what went wrong, now there's
There's a lot of things that went wrong, not only today folks.
So he's trying to figure out things aren't misaligning and he's concerned he's having
a panic attack right now.
And we've seen him before folks back in 1988 when he was in the final trials of the meat
kitchen session.
He lost his mind and you can see him trying to recover that lost time right now as he
goes in, cutting up those grinch sticks, getting a little wild, ready to see what's going to
happen with the rubber chicken dog treats.
Now as you can hear, he has a lot of expertise in this topic because back in 98, that's where
his parents were asking so when he looked at him, what went wrong?
What did we do wrong for this to happen like it did?
What could we have done better?
Were there any signs?
And while XCC talking about Sear and the kitchen, about what went wrong in his life, pointing
a little knife at Sear, almost looking like to be a threat, points deducted from the situation
as the judges are beginning to understand the fact that maybe perhaps this food isn't
going to taste as good as they thought it was going to taste this year.
from XTC. Smell that. Don't do that. What, be myself? Don't do that.
So you reach out to our judge? About what? About what?
About what? So we're getting food on the table?
Oh, show your nose. Okay.
Should I pull up on it? What was this used for? Because it's still good, right? They use it?
What the fuck?
This is fine.
Hey, let me have a look.
That's my knife.
You're more on it.
Give me.
Probably from my cold dad.
Okay, okay.
Alright.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
I didn't think it would get in my like this.
Did I tell you what I did to this, Hannah?
By the way, check this out.
Oh, do you want me to throw this up in the air and you cut it in midair?
Should I show you what I did in 0-9?
What?
See that? It's incredible. Cat, question. Is it really red pepper? Is it really cooking
if it's dog shit? Oh, that's easy. That actually makes you feel more calm. I actually feel
confident now knowing that it's going to be a slam dunk. You know what I mean? No pressure.
I don't know what to do with this.
But I am sad that it's going to be over.
That's the thing.
Yeah, but don't be sad that it's over.
Smile because it happened.
Yeah.
That's what...
Now, where was this first quoted on?
Probably Tumblr.
But...
End up on Facebook.
That's what you like.
That's what you say when you're on like the verge of dying.
No, no, no.
That's what you say when you're like breaking up with someone, right?
It's like you can only say that if you're being unaffected by it, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but people that say those quotes are affected by it though.
Because people that are affected by it have moved on, they don't think about that shit.
They've moved on, you know what I mean?
So it's ironic, all these quotes, like people that preach this shit are still right in the
middle of it.
Maybe that's why they're so qualified to talk about it.
I thought about your experience about, um, you know, being a disappointment.
Hello?
I've had a lot of time to think about these things.
And come to the conclusion that...
I can't, it's...
One day?
Someday?
I'm gonna have the last laugh.
Okay, okay, enough about that.
He turned into a villain that day.
Something, a switch happened in his head.
He was never the same.
And then what?
Is this good?
Did that work?
Did that work?
Cut those?
Yeah, that looks incredible.
Good job.
Very good job, my friend.
Well, I don't do much of the cooking, I do most of the eating, I ate dishes, right?
But to be a good cook, you have to be a good eater.
You have to eat to melt.
If you're the top chef, they'll cook and they keep eating as it goes.
Because I think what you cook is what other people are going to eat.
How are you going to be able to tell if it's good or not?
If you don't have this developed palate, and my mom cooked those dishes, it's perfection.
That's what I'm going to do today.
I'm going to do perfection.
I'll make her proud.
Sierra, tell us about your experience.
Well, I tell you what, sometimes my conditions are better, sometimes my conditions are worse.
Right now conditions are worse.
It's okay.
The quality of the steak, it's low fat, so I didn't really get the crust that I wanted,
but it's all right.
By the way, also realizing we don't have any plates, this will do.
I do have plates.
You want some plates?
Yeah, I got plates.
I got plates.
Dude, I am actually doing it just like my mama.
The chicken's getting cold, but we've got to reset it.
I need a bigger bowl, because we're gonna have to mix this up.
And I don't know the correct proportions of this.
I'm just gonna wing it.
And it's not, since we don't have a lot of that much food,
is there any, right now?
Well, I didn't, it made that much,
it's gonna be a small, it's gonna be a little,
how do you call it, a small salad?
It's gonna be an amuse-bouche, you know what I mean?
It's gonna be, it's gonna be,
bro, this looks like dog food.
Bro, this is for the dog.
I know, I know.
You wanna talk about fucking dog food?
I noticed the dog.
Ok.
And then I get the cheese.
Where's your spatula?
Where's your spatula?
Should be right here.
You got wood?
You got wood?
Check this out.
I would that's a spoon set us up you like no no no no no this is how you make
this is how you make it's called fonds look there's leather look look so you
make fonds you see that look at that look at that you make a sauce make a
You let it reduce. See that? No!
You were supposed to baste it by the way. You couldn't just stick a wall.
No, you're on drugs right now.
Chat, it looks disgusting, but it actually isn't. You just gotta trust it.
Oh my god, we're so good.
I think I have to drain this, Loki.
Oh, no! I am really dumb.
I need a bit more.
That's good.
I need a big-ass bowl.
Chad, I'm telling you, you're going to be really good at it.
You got to trust it.
Chad, I had doubts at first, okay, and I wasn't going to cap, but I am actually surprised
at how it looks like my mamas.
Let's have it to noise, have it to noise.
Ah, my ears.
Okay, bang.
Bang.
And then, I would put some olive oil, yeah, yeah, I know this is the right one.
I mean, does that go bad?
August 26th.
Still good?
Yo, are we August what?
I'm kidding, huh?
Crazy.
So guys, as you can see, XTC actually forgetting what time it is, and what day it is, and what
month it is, and what time it's put-
Chad, how much time is it put?
While in the kitchen.
Is that too much?
Actually appearing to start fatiguing losing his mind a little bit, ladies and gentlemen,
we saw this back in class.
Ooh, that actually looks pretty good.
I'm not, this looks actually good.
Hold on.
That actually looks pretty good.
How much of this one?
Maybe a cap?
Maybe a cap?
Chad, maybe a cap?
More, two caps.
Okay, hold on.
Let me just check it up to see what happens.
Oh, no, no, no.
How about an oregano?
That should be good, right?
Oregano is good.
Chad, I don't have the earth that my mom gets.
But oregano should be good, right?
Yeah, oh
Yeah, look at this. No. Look at this not the world's best crust. This is only a little bit wait
Why not the world's best crust but look at that. I'm not eating it
Nice nice start on
Please have one
Okay, okay
What are you saying?
Mmm. Mama Mia, you know
I've got it. How long are these things supposed to be?
These are really cheese steaks. Did I get the wrong length?
It looks to say my mom's! Look!
Very good.
That actually looks good!
Maybe a little bit more of an oregano, lookie.
I'm sorry but my steak is looking just quite good.
Okay?
All's well.
Add pepper.
Oh my God, I'm actually excited.
I think I might have cooked hard.
We have some salt and pepper.
It's over here.
It's over here, chef.
Look at these beautiful steaks.
Look at that.
The way your ash looks nice.
Thank you, chef.
Thank you, chef.
I just wanted that recognition, chef.
What about some salt?
Maybe a little bit?
Oh my God, chef.
Just a little bit, just a pinch, just a pinch.
I
Coach
I think is this enough like I don't know how long these things are supposed to be I don't know how any of this works
Okay, now I'm gonna heat the Peter real quick
Okay, I'm gonna put that in the arm
You know what? I'm gonna put that in the fridge.
It has this nice freshness when it comes out.
What time do we have?
We have nine minutes.
Wait, nine!
Nine minutes.
Alright, I'm just gonna send it then.
That's all I gotta do.
I have no choice but to send.
What?
Are you gonna gift us one?
I did.
I gotta do what I gotta do.
I think I can do this in the second cooking nine or not.
I'm just gonna wing it on the stainless steel.
Now with the ship allowed,
I next three minutes with the chicken to cook more.
It's already hot, right?
Just open it up or just turn it off.
Turn it off.
I'm just gonna send it on the stainless steel chat.
I'm gonna throw it all in there.
I'm gonna add the cheese.
Apparently with that grill it should.
Oh no.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yum-ba-da-da-yum-ba-da-da-yum-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Na-rum-ba-bum.
Ha-ba-bum.
Hit-da-da-ba-bum.
What?
Na-rum-ba-da-da-da-rum-ba-da-da-pum.
I thought you were making a cheese steak, not just some steak.
Not mince.
You're selling it.
It's just a storm.
You're not going to cook that?
What I want is.
What is brother doing?
What I want is just for you to relax a little bit.
Do you have any butter?
Well, I want for you two to get cooking.
Because you know what?
I give extra time because I'm a nice guy.
And as an exchange, you give me.
Wait, this should have been in the fridge the whole time,
by the way.
Bro, this is huge butter.
Yeah, it's a half salted butter.
OK.
Pull it out.
It's Canadian butter.
That's how we do it over here.
Is this going to go high on the heat?
It is.
I can do this.
I forgot, onion, this one is disgusting, but I can probably cut off the bad part, right?
Right?
I mean, this is fresh, no?
That's fresh.
I'll just remove one layer.
Did you cut it with the pick?
Yeah, you know, I'm old school like that.
I'm old school like that.
Okay, I think we're going to be okay.
I truly do.
That could have been bad.
Hey, chopped cheese, huh?
Chopped cheese.
Did the Aki way.
Yo, is that you and the only other Aki?
The what, Aki?
Aki style?
Am I doing it right?
Guys, you know, I'm just going to send it.
I'm just going to send it, guys.
I know you may have hated to see whatever you saw,
but your boy just is running out of time
and we've got to go to Pound Town.
Dude, I think I'm cooking hard.
I can't lie.
I think I can salvage this one.
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
Where's my...
Did you use that for wash it?
No.
Promise.
Promise.
I promise, I promise it's stuck, this is cooked, that's more than quickly this is burnt.
Our Father who art in heaven.
Bang, bang, I'm gonna warm those up on the arm.
Oh, oh, fuck it, you know what, what am I to do?
I'm going to put it on simmer and I'm just going to...
Wait, do they use washing in there or not?
They don't use it all over there, right?
Oh my god. Oh fuck.
Five minutes for me.
You know what? You know what?
I don't have time for this shit.
There you go.
Put the boss takeover.
I think this is good.
There you go.
Nice.
Keep your raw chicken away from my shit.
Um...
I don't know the way.
Okay, be careful. Okay, long raw chicken was used.
Okay, what are you doing?
What are you talking about?
Are you using my grill?
I have to.
Did you ask permission from the grill master?
Holy shit.
Since I am the work space chef of that work space, you have to ask the grill master.
It's not salmonel or bread because it's literally on a grill.
If this is salmonel or bread, then this is salmonel or chicken.
It's cooking. It's on a grill. It's it's my doctor. What is it my doctor?
Did you hurt my doctor? I didn't touch anything buddy the duck. That is about for years.
It's what are you? I didn't touch that. You did that when you slammed your elbow into it.
But if you slap, you slammed my doctor. You're gonna have problems? We're gonna have problems?
Is it burning?
Yo!
What?
What are you trying to do, Peter?
Done.
The bread?
Bro, I had this on an ultra low.
It's 90 dollars.
See, I think we're putting absolute dog shit.
I'm going to keep it a stack.
Wait, you were just saying...
I'm really thinking about it now.
You keep yourself in that category, you keep yourself in that category, cuz right now,
high probability.
I can't go look, I have rocks in my hand.
Two minutes!
Oh shit.
Yo, yo, yo, I'm giving you a thumb extension.
No it's good.
I wanted to keep you, I had to keep it being fluffy.
You only warm up a tiny bit to give it some temperature.
I don't think you want to affect the texture.
Like, you just get some heat, so that it's heated,
but not too much because otherwise it gets crisp
and it breaks.
You never want it to break.
You don't want it to break.
If it breaks, it's dog shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you guys are having time,
it looks like you should mutually agree to it.
See you.
Yes, I agree.
Let's rate it.
Do you have to stake on it?
I agree, five, five.
Jeff, five, five, eight, seven, six, seven.
No, seven. Okay seven and a half minutes. Yeah. Acknowledged.
Okay. Good luck, chef.
I have seven and a half hours.
Just reset it to nine and a half because that's two plus seven and a half.
Dude, I need Emirates to eliminate it.
No, I can't because I need to cook this.
Fuck.
No, I forgot my old chickens. I need to get another, but you look.
Because these ones are, um, these ones are not raw.
Oh my god!
They're on the really hot grill!
I'm gonna leave this on my li-
I'm gonna put this on simmer!
Oh shit!
No!
Put the fan! Put the fan!
Shit!
It'll help you to smell!
I need a plate! I need a plate!
Yummy!
Don't go backwards! Don't go backwards!
I'm gonna hit you back with-
No, I shouldn't hit it. These, I'm gonna hit it at last. Last thing I'm gonna do is watch the rod chicken.
There was not rod chicken up there. I forgot to spray it again. You have to be...
Hey, look at this. Look at that. But that looks absolutely rancid.
Oh, no, you know. You know that looks like a French onion soup right there.
And you know you wish you could eat that.
You could ask a thousand people that would have them watch a stream of what you're cooking, and nobody would get it right.
I actually believe that a thousand people would never get it right when you're cooking.
They would say this is dog slop.
No, I think this is actually, I think I'm on to something personally.
Oh my god, it looks good.
That's wrong, brother.
Yeah, it's not done yet.
And clearly, this is not done either.
What the fuck is that?
Yo, Ico's not eating that.
I'm dead ahead of time, but like, I'm getting a warning, Ico is not going to eat that.
Oh, she will.
Whoa, what's the fun? I want to check because I don't trust women for me now because I'm cooking. I'm cooking hard
Oh, I'm like all caramelized my my my onions my oh my god. It's all caramelized oregano bang bang
I I know the bulb of this. Thank you a lot. This is the clean
Oh my god, how do you even...look at that, look at all that cheese on that, wow.
That is just incredible.
Hey, you turned it off in an awful!
I did not touch it.
Are you stupid?
I swear to God, I did not touch it.
I've been too locked into my own shindig.
Your mother suckers.
I love seeing what happens.
Yo!
Jack, look who's turning it off.
Yo, here, read that.
Jack.
Turn it off!
What the fuck is that?
You are livid right now.
Because of what I've made.
Oh, the onions and peppers on top?
Holy shit.
Yo, yo, yo.
What in the slug is that?
It's not like freaking out in there.
What in the prison is that?
What the fuck is that?
It's chat like freaking out about how good it looks right now
No, it looks okay. I want to be weird it looks like worms
So you have more breads cook more. Why'd you you burn the bread? No, no a little bit of color burn ones over there
Okay, now I'm at the tzatziki sauce.
Now I'm gonna wrap it up, bang.
So this is gonna be done.
I'm gonna heat this up, wrap it up,
slam the onions in, tzatziki on top,
oregano on top, on the plate,
give things out of the fridge, put the salad there, boom.
Smiley face in olive oil, boom, guns over.
And then we get a five-star meal dish.
Good job, does any seasoning go on seasoning or sauce?
I mean, this is like, if I wrap this up and,
oh, I gotta wrap this up and like,
do they wrap it up in foil?
What do they do?
I think they wrap it up in a baked potato bag
and get it to the dog.
Foil in some sauce.
Oh, five minutes.
Okay.
This will be done in 5 minutes, surely.
Hey, where's your aluminium?
Uh, top drawer, right side, most four, right side.
You had it, yeah, right there. Bang!
Yo, I'm scared it's gonna be ready.
Cause this is so raw right here, I mean.
Oh, this is pretty quick to check my chance.
I watch temp, at what temp does this cook at?
This is not good enough.
Oh, that's okay.
What, 160?
Oh, it's in Celsius.
What? 160?
Oh, it's in Celsius.
150.
All right, Chad, do I just, do I wrap this up in foil?
Is it like one of those things?
And then I like, I kind of just, you know?
Or do I?
Because it sounds as good.
I think I need to put it sideways as well.
Because the endings are off the grill
and they're not cooking properly.
And maybe I just, Chad, is that allowed to put it sideways?
3 minutes.
That's going to be spamming question marks, they're going to be like...
What the fuck am I doing?
What the fuck am I doing?
How many minutes?
3 minutes, 3 minutes.
No shot!
2 minutes, 45 seconds.
Okay, I don't want to put it in anybody.
I don't want to put it in any place.
Move!
Move out of the way!
the way oh my god holy shit holy shit how many plates are we serving today how many
and people in the restaurant how many people got three tables three table three table six
customers maybe a total of three plates if it's slop out of my face man it's disgusting
I mean, I can always give him this.
Well, wait a minute, oil, but I think that's fine, um, I need, I need, I need bowls then,
fudge.
Yo, yo, I know you need time.
Yo, I'm actually all done.
Hey, this is my plate.
This is my plate, more or less.
Yo, yo, you can, you go, okay, yeah, yeah.
I need it, he turned my grill off.
I mean, can we get a bailout?
He turned my grill off, there's more on it.
Order number 66, your filly's ready.
Look at that, just slapped up, just the way you want it,
just slapped up.
That actually looks great.
I think that actually looks great.
I think you've done a phenomenal job here.
Really?
Yeah.
Did you stay there, did you enjoy it?
Actually snuck at these snacks, maybe just get the one judge is quite done in time. Okay
Yeah, you just cut yourself
I mean is this culture
20
No, see I don't know how the fuck you took my grill off many years
Hey guys, I can tell excuse me in the final seconds of the
the competition here as Sears cleaning up the floor of the kitchen.
Six, it's gotta be on the plate.
Four, three, two, one, that's off.
And as you guys can tell, XCC has forgotten the PETA and unfortunately cannot come on
the plate.
Chicken falling on the unsanitary conditions right there, oh throwing it over.
Okay, for everybody's safety though, this has me tested though.
Give me another thermometer, I want to get in it though.
You gonna have another thermometer?
Okay, okay, I have to, okay, moment of truth, moment of truth.
I'm gonna get an exit piece and then we're gonna cut it up. I'm gonna turn off this
Was this used it nice or not?
Oh my god, no, we're not nobody's eating that bro. What is that?
It's fucking raw
Like is that just the chicken like like is it a chicken?
Is that like the chicken like maybe it's like a chewy piece maybe?
So Jack, my approach here, I'm going to open one more, I'm going to open one more.
Maybe it's like one of the chewy pieces, you know what I mean?
As you see, they get into the chicken to see if it's actually cooked and as you know this
This guy's been doing this for a couple of years,
so we'd like to see him get down there
and really...
This is super cooked, no?
Bring it to the camera?
Is it so far?
Absolutely relief to see that the chicken's actually cooked
on that shish kebab.
I feel like I should open all of them up, Loki.
Actually, is he deciding?
You know, I think I'm betting for the reason.
I think it's all cooked.
Maybe I don't pick the extremity pieces.
Deciding to actually take the chicken off of the rod
and check them individually to see
if they're individually cooked, guys.
We've never seen this in our 30 years of this show happening.
That's called attention to detail.
This is something that chefs don't do,
but that they should do.
Because what if the one time you get it wrong
and somebody dies from salmonella?
Ladies and gentlemen, we've never seen this.
Actually, you see, rambling belligerently
as the judges await to try these amazing dishes.
This is fully cooked.
Jack, is there anything wrong with this?
Yo, yo, this is a safety check.
It's just not even a quality check.
It's just your safety.
Like this one, I'm not a fan of it.
I'll leave it on the side.
but I think this is awkward, and this one is extremities, bang.
Someone said he's adding extra flavor with his fingers.
Oh shit, no, but they're all washed and stuff.
Okay, okay, I swear this is the end, I swear this is the end.
Okay, I would have to do all this if the oven wasn't turned.
Yeah, we need a var check on that.
And if I'm wrong, then I would automatically have that.
I didn't touch anything.
Should we hold the juniper over?
As you see, I just would like to note this, still preparing his dish after the timer has
gone off.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have not seen this level of pettiness since 1962 showing Bartholomew
Johnson and Ricardo Wilkinson.
Yeah?
Well, I, you know, I apologize, and we'll see if the judges agree with that or not, okay?
Can I get a pita?
Okay.
I get a pita like this, okay, and I give it some chicken.
I can't maybe I want maybe I want to know I'm not gonna cut it bang bang bang bang
okay you would like that how about a few cucumbers in there no yeah I'd say
honestly maybe if you don't put this and then I like give it that nice foil
No, no, no, no, no.
Do you want me to do something?
She says no.
OK, then, then you have some onion like this.
Yeah, and then you get a nice bite.
You want to lay it out thick.
Bang.
Boom.
Bang.
And then, hold on, watch this.
Watch this.
There you go, the more sauce the better.
And then?
You tricked me!
You tricked me!
Where's my oregano?
I have not touched your oregano.
There you go.
Dude!
Where's my oregano?
I have not touched your oregano.
There you go.
Dude!
That's incredible.
Showtime!
Okay, I promise that it's cooked.
Okay.
Now, because I was getting some chat messages that were like,
oh, here's a link to this clip and it's like, you know, it's like, it's fucking raw.
And then another one, in the arms of an angel.
So, I'm kind of a little like...
I can explain the dish.
Oh, really?
But again, the first thing is, so what...
Okay, so just to be pretty, I eat it.
So what happened is...
Okay.
I've heard there are two extensions for double cooking on the chicken.
So I cooked it side by side both times.
Almost burned.
All of them.
The one piece that opened was the one at the end of the chicken.
And I think it was like a tendon or something like that.
You can go get it yourself.
Do you want me to do a part review?
Look at the end of the chicken.
The pink there isn't raw chicken.
I didn't think it was a nerve thing.
individually go through and Jack true or false?
He's definitely manhandling.
Hey, Google.
With his fingertips.
Hey, Google.
If she liked it, she's working.
OK, Google.
No, she's only up.
Open all the lights in the kitchen and in the living room.
Oh, nice.
Oh, look, he's on fire.
Nice.
Ooh.
We're going to eat the aisle ones.
Those ones are on holiday.
So I'm going to see a vibe.
You actually do have a meal that's completely edible.
Incredible.
Incredible?
So let's have them both.
Okay, let's see.
Yeah, let's see.
Maybe I'm in there on the porch.
Okay.
Can I film there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it's all, um, like...
Here we go.
What was that for?
Isn't it ringing?
Alright.
I'm just gonna put it down and then you tell me.
Oh, let me check.
This is fine, it's fine.
Okay.
I have prepared a street style Philly cheesesteak prepared with provolone cheese, ribeye, first
cooked, crusted, sliced, re-seasoned, cooked with onions, red pepper, onion, a little bit
of sauce added, and then salt and pepper, wrapped in foil, heated, toasted bun, melted,
ready for perfection, ready to eat.
That is good looking, oh my gosh.
Street style.
Street style.
Street style.
Doesn't get any better than that.
USA.
What is that?
No, it's meat.
Because I've seen it.
It was a style, right?
I've never seen that style before.
It's so intriguing.
Okay, what is this?
All right.
That is the typical Greek meal from Greece.
What?
From all the way?
It's a chicken pita, chicken skewer pita, chicken with some tzatziki sauce, oregano, and some
onion.
I know you don't like tomatoes and no tomato, and a special hand-made, this is a Greek
Felix. Okay, a Greek Felix. Yeah, salad, it doesn't have any tomato, no olives, but
absolutely awesome. Okay, wow. And this is done home style, Greek style, winter style.
Wow. Yes, we do love home style however, and with that, just to say this is even better,
a uh... two thousand twenty six
uh... seven-up fresh
well
so fresh
well for you
and open them
my goodness to go with the meal
did come to a research that it is seven seven up is commonly associated with
numbing of the taste buds
and this has been a recent expose a with uh... greek restaurants in trying to
hide
uh... flavors that aren't necessarily
as
dynamic on the palate and so we wish we wanted to avoid that situation
The reason why I chose not to wrap my thing up is that this, the foil, actually has lead
laced that when heated with the sandwich, if untreated, will cause severe defects.
Now, the amount of lead used in this wrap is actually...
And it will sit into the bone and it cannot be removed.
Possible death.
Is the foil going to be defective?
Yes.
Okay.
Now, while that lead can do that on a multitude of effects on larger amounts, there's not
enough lead in this to protect you. Put just enough to add in just enough seasoning.
Like some lead flavoring. Exactly. Just for that filling.
But that's getting cool now. A little bit of inspiration.
Okay, okay, okay.
Do you guys want to both sit here?
Yeah. Take seats.
Who's to make sure I first?
Well, after a second look at it, let me just...
Hey, hello, hello.
That is not good.
It's not good, though.
Hey.
Take a seat, please.
Excuse me. Absolutely belligerently acting out.
I guess I will start with the most I'll end with the philly cheesesteak because it's
wrapped and I'll start with this because it's un-wrapped and I was instructed to
make sure that the chicken is fully cooked. So let me just take a small look here.
Oh, okay. Okay. I'm not hearing in the arms of an angel. So that's good.
I mean, it was no biggie, right? There was no pink. You were correct.
Told you. No pink. Oh, wow.
The sauce is good. Is this homemade sauce?
Make this yourself.
It's homemade. It's not in this home.
That counts?
Who was the... okay?
Let me just take a nice...
Here comes the moment of truth.
Did you waste your time?
What?
I see.
Is there a chicken in there?
You might have to go and dig up the chicken because I have to do...
I think you might have all of the dish when you manipulated the dish.
Let's just take a little...
See? See?
It's very...
Really?
Wet.
Is the chicken in here though?
Not yet.
Okay.
Um, but it's getting there.
Now what's funny?
Now that's funny at all, actually.
It's delicious though.
It's just like there's not been chicken yet.
How hard can it be to just get a bite with chicken though?
That's my question.
That's because of the chef yelling.
Well, I'm being sabotaged.
He turned off the oven, and let's check it because of it, and they did it really, and it's up a review.
Chef, unfortunately none of that happened. That was all propaganda.
There is an investigation on the VOD right now to prove that none of this happened.
You guys put a towel on that, okay.
The chicken is very good.
Yeah, if you can maybe clean your your palate with this and stuff like that so you can really taste the
the salad that's never low. And that's what really matters. Wait, would love? Yep. Okay, hold on. It should, it should taste. It should be.
I'm gonna do it nice.
It's very solid.
I would say compared to your mom's salad, not there, obviously.
But that is the highest praise you could possibly get in the entire universe, is your mom's
salad is fantastic.
I would say it is almost there.
Almost.
Why?
I would say it's because they didn't have a dessert anymore.
Yeah, every time.
Yeah, yeah.
The diapers came in and they bought all of it so that doesn't count.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry you guys had to do it, but that's...
Yeah, there's some diapers up the store and they bought every herb.
Oh my... every single one.
Wow, wow, wow.
Okay, wow.
But I would say...
You're eating a lot more of it.
I would say it is 90%...
To be fair, his thing is eating cold.
I'm just checking the second bite, sure.
It's not getting cold.
It is actually well wrapped.
Oh my God, the foil!
oil. The space blanket is keeping it hot. Thank you, chef. Thank you, chef. But he chilled.
I forgot about that. Let me take a cloud of some sick. So the good thing about this
Philly cheesesteak is that you will actually have some steak probably in that first bite.
Oh, and we love to see that as something we like to keep out there in Philly is to make sure that
all the bites are consistent from the beginning to the end. I see. So born and raised at Philly?
Yes, I've got like 1,000%. Bill Gawkes?
Very interesting.
Yeah, go Eagles!
Are you cool, simple?
Go Eagles!
Now is this chicken or steak?
That's going to be rib-eye, actually.
One of our finest cuts.
All right, it's actually go bird, go ahead.
Bye-bye.
Birds.
Can you guys make your finest bird noises so that I can really get out of here?
Very nice, very nice.
This will go into the volume.
Okay.
We had imported provolone cheese from, uh, provolone France.
Ooh!
Huh?
Wrong.
Hmm.
Provolone is not from France, actually.
Funny enough, there.
It was all cheese and bread.
It was no stinker than the one in there somewhere.
See the Latin in the word.
You can just tell.
Let me get a wonderful stink.
You're going to be better.
Thank you.
Come here.
I got to hear the Minecraft poison noises.
Mm.
Oh, my god.
Ah!
Wow.
Yeah, chef, and the bread was imported.
The steak was imported.
Mm, mm, I see that, interesting, mm.
Interesting, I'm gonna take a second bite over here.
I think she likes it.
I mean, that looks really good.
I think what really sells it is really the presentation.
I like that it kind of looks like,
Um, you know what I mean?
It looks like a muffin.
It looks like a muffin with like some, it looks like a carrot cake.
Mmm.
No, the salad looks great.
Once you get down to that chicken, you get that tatsiki, really sauce on it all up.
Can you like it?
And then the chicken.
If you like it, you can get chicken.
You see it?
Yep.
I don't think she ate raw chicken. Maybe do a chicken check?
Is this raw?
I don't believe that. No, no, no.
It smells like?
It smells like victory.
It was rough in there. It was crazy. It got wild.
Tell me your guess is backstabbed.
I was on my last leg.
I was on my last leg. I had no money to pay for the ingredients.
No.
I didn't know what to do. I had to micro-loot it.
Micro-looting? Oh, like Nina.
Back in 2.6.
I saw this video.
It was a song and it's a murder.
And you talk about micro-looting.
I thought, if I need it and they have it, it's mine.
Joink!
I brought it home and I cooked it.
So my entire family of four was sent through the windshield
blowing 80 miles an hour.
Oh my god, no way.
Holy, last week.
And as I had my seatbelt on, I got out
and the car was upside down and the gas was pouring
and it was on fire, and I had about 10 seconds to get out.
I did get out because I was tactically trained
to give up in the Navy SEALs.
And as I got out, I went over and my dead family was there.
There was one alive person in my family.
No way.
And they were like, keep the Philly cheesesteak alive.
Oh my god.
And eyes open, still looking at me.
And I knew that I had to keep that Philly cheesesteak alive,
and I put that in there today.
And I've just been thinking about that a lot today
at the store and I was thinking about that a lot while I was making it just the gasps
of my whole family.
Oh my god.
I can almost get out of here.
I'm not paid for being stripped up by a spatula.
You know what?
I can actually eat this.
That is true.
When he was cooking that, it looked like he was cooking up orbs.
I think maybe there's a lot in there.
Maybe there's a little bit of searing, everybody.
Wow.
I see a lot.
Mmm.
I feel you, mom.
Mmm.
Yes, I do taste your mother.
No.
There you go.
A little bit of mom in every bite.
Mmm.
Well, I didn't eat in preparation for this, so if I get food poisoning, I will know it
was you guys.
Second.
It's not me.
It's not me.
It's not me.
I remember it.
I remember it.
I remember it.
It's actually both very good.
Actually both very good.
Really?
Yeah, I guess both are really good.
Well done, chef.
It's really good.
Both of it.
They're both fantastic dishes.
A chef's victory is not in accomplishments, in a star or in a rating or in a number.
A chef's accomplishment is the experience that we give to the consumer.
I see.
So you don't want me to rate it?
No.
I'm saying at this point, I want to hit the score, but it doesn't really matter if we
already both won because you had a good experience with it without a meal.
That's true.
We are both, but I don't know the score though, because we are both so just far away from
the merit and the accolades of this industry that we are just truly, our heart is in the
experience.
I mean, whatever scores you give us, it won't affect us because at the end of the day, we're
going to be in that kitchen cooking up that meal and I'm always going to be thinking about
that appearance on that paper.
Again, you guys are going to be cooking again.
Wow.
only be one winner and one loser. So let's find out.
I always say loser.
Hear me, hear me, let me think.
Bless you.
So do you remember how we ranked them last time?
Yeah, it was purely by emotion and it had nothing to do with the food.
So that was the best way to do it.
Whoever had the best sob story won last time.
But this time I don't have my co-judge with me to help.
which makes it a little more complicated.
Also, I had all the pets in the car too, so it was very bad.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh.
So this time I'm judging purely based off of...
vibes?
Ho!
But I always make the most out of everything,
and I'm so happy and thankful that you can.
Ultimately, we just love being in the kitchen cooking,
and every day is very social.
that makes me like so happy. Wow. Okay.
Is that okay?
I think if I was going to give a critique on this dish here, it would be that it's a little too much sauce and not enough chicken.
If I were to order this from a restaurant, I would say, man, I would hope for a little bit more chicken.
And on the opposite end over here with this dish over here
I would hope for a little bit more sauce and a little bit less meat
So it was like if you guys could just combo your dishes together
It would taste awful because these don't really go well together
But if you could just yeah use you sauce it a little harder and you sauce it a little less and and we're good
No
Which is now?
I will say...
Taste-wise, this is a 4.2 stars.
I don't have any.
Five.
No, not surprising.
The hindrance here is really the lack of...
it's a lack of chicken and maybe too much sauce it would be five stars yeah
no this is a 4.4 stars
i'm sorry but the chef has spoken um yo as it has enough meat to carry the dish and although it
What is missing the amount of sauce that I would prefer over all of it?
Okay, Jaffa, thank you, chef.
I wouldn't give this shit to my dog.
Thank you, chef.
I said don't eat the alias.
I just got to get point.
I don't even know why you get this to a human.
It's just trash.
I think that's-
How the fuck is this a better score than my home cooked home?
I'm not eating that.
I don't know.
Why don't we just take one quick bite, Ripley?
No.
Yeah, well, but this one's yours.
No.
Yeah, but this one's yours.
I didn't do that.
I don't want to.
I'm a picky eater.
Uh huh.
It's not a temperature.
I like it.
I'm not.
You know, you make it true.
The love of giving it.
You know, not the love of having it.
That's true.
You know.
It was a, it really was a point two difference.
If there was just a little more chicken than this, it would have been a toss up.
It would have been very hard to eat.
He said it was the vibes, but his is in a space blanket like fucking Charles McGill
And I had an entree I had a main course a drink
He could use slop dog shit the ocky way the Philly way whatever it's trash
We don't want to hear it feel like a Philly cheese stick if it was kind of came in some kind of like
Here's my reduction of a Philly cheese thing. I would I would give it a two
But it was a Philly cheesesteak. So Chef, when they scraped up all the people in my family...
They don't have to do this anymore, if you know what you want.
They did wrap them in foil.
Oh my god! It's a 4.6 now, that is so sad.
And so when you insulted that, you insulted my family getting to the ground.
Oh wow. Oh, they're really...
Pork lifted off the ground.
I love pork lifts, they're so cool.
And so that's just kind of where that branch went.
Heavy machinery is so fun.
For the YouTube video, you had Sears Dish from the USA.
Yes.
XTC's Dish from Greece.
Yes.
Who won?
Sears Dish from the USA.
USA, best country ever in the world.
Episode two.
It's not chili feed.
I don't want to say this.
It's dog shit.
It's dog.
I don't care.
Here, take a bite.
A Philly cheese steak.
No, I'm not doing it.
Why won't you take a bite?
It's cold, it's cold, and I only like it when it's hot.
It's more concerning to me that you're not taking a bite right now,
and it's making me feel really uncomfortable.
Because I really like it when it's hot, and I really hate it when it's cold.
Hot, hot, gyro? Gyro? Is it gyro or gyro?
It's a gyro, but that's not the correct...
It would have to be like a lamb, or like a...
Or like a... maybe a beef, sliced, whatever.
Whatever it's it's the because lamb it tastes like herb you know I mean tastes to it's too much like earthy
There's a word for it. I can't think of it right now
Herbal yeah, like Irby
That's what it's like to me, but anyway, I think we did the best. It was a good game though
Good job chef
If I if I if I've gone China Japan
And...fuck it, India. If I'd gone, I would've won.
The only one because it's some bullshit, relatable, like, whatever.
I'm gonna put this...
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, you lost because purely, not the taste, the lack of chicken.
It was purely too much sauce, not enough chicken.
It had nothing to do with the flavor. The flavor was great.
Wait.
The chicken stuff was delicious.
It doesn't make sense, then. It doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense, then.
It doesn't make sense, then.
It took like five bites and it was all sauce.
Well, I'm not gonna argue. I'm a Michelin star chef. True. A star chef. Yeah, and I don't argue with customers
Bang. Oh
Customers always right
Actually, the commercial is always wrong
Chef perhaps if you had Zimbabwe
You would have truly shined. So did you guys do the accents for this?
for USA we were pretty good we were actually too locked in
it's actually kind of difficult though it's it's it's it's a very particular
and you don't hear it very often and it's gonna subtle where where it's hard
to single out okay I got it I can do it you ready by great accent hey I'm
Merciless, I'm just a strong guy trying to make it work out here. Come on. Hey, thermopoly. Hey
The Parthenon
Wait, is that wrong?
This looks like a early 1900s like Italian immigrants like from way back
Like, with a like, like, prohibition day, like, like,
like, what the fuck is he doing?
Hey, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Hey, it's great, baby.
Come out and have some fun.
No, no.
Alright, well, let's look at the game though.
Let's look at the game though.
I think, um, that puts an end to my series,
because if I have any loss, I gotta, I gotta,
if I have any, I gotta help.
I get next year.
I get next year, if you're still alive.
I never win anything.
Oh, my mic!
It's not shocking right now.
Okay.
I never win anything.
Do you want to show the camera while I set up the entrance?
I don't think it's going to be long.
I thought it would be just like a few minutes?
Yeah, give me a few minutes.
Oh yeah, I'll just have to deliver the bookable mitts.
I'm going to put it here.
I'll read it in a book.
Okay, bye bye.
Bye, thank you.
I'll be back in a minute.
Okay, I love you.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh, is my permission to be on it, I'm pretty sure.
Okay.
Where's the room?
The streaming room?
The streaming room?
Yeah.
That's very close.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
Where's my laptop?
It's not on the computer.
Yeah, I was wondering if you could wash my hands because I touched some of that chicken
and I wouldn't have discussed it off.
Yeah, I mean.
Do you know what you have to do?
Yeah.
No, but it's just like a chef thing that you want him to wash your hands.
Wash your hands every five seconds.
So then I watched these videos and they cook over more and they fill all the man.
And they touch the bunch of bullshit and I don't agree with it.
Maybe they just, you know, they think that it's like...
What about a machine you invent that like goes...
BAM!
And it washes and dries easily.
Yeah, it basically does everything, compacts it down to a fracture this time.
Yeah
See that would sell a heavy
But I think what that would require is so much pressure high pressure
Hmm to do that instantaneously that I think it would just damage your skin or something
Hmm because it'd have to be like
Like you know fast-pressure mist. Oh
I think that would be I think it would just but no one would buy it
Right no games
I mean, yeah, we could chat. I want to play games and I play games. So I do a little desktop
streaming. I don't know how long it lasts though. Do you play the Switch games sometimes? Switch?
Yeah, right now I'm playing Vampire. Masquerade? No, no, no. There's Vampire Spectres.
And then there's the new vampire survivors that came out. That's first person. Oh
Oh mega bone no no mega bonkers addicting though
Vampire survivors creators made a new one. It's like first person vampire survivors. What's it called? It's called vampire
Crawler crawler that's what it is. It's first person vampire survivor. It's like parking. It's like it's a car. I
love road bikes
Yeah, they're fun.
Yeah, they're fun.
I like Slate of Spire-like.
So I've not played that yet.
But it's still a slot, but they got it.
It's still a slot.
The new Vampire 1 crawler?
It is cards.
Oh, it's crawlers?
It's card based, yeah.
It's Slate of Spire really good, because I never like card games.
Yeah, I have a sort of amount of hours left.
Ooh.
Is it good on the Switch?
or sorry is it good on the on the deck it's great I think probably the best
game on the deck okay I think I'm gonna get it then probably the best on the
deck low key it plays nice please chase you I'm going to the computer man
I don't have any I don't know our cars yet I only have the one with the chassis in the new times
If I had all my cards here, I would show you.
I'm just going to mess up.
I can't believe I won something. I won something.
Yeah, you won a...
Definitely won.
It's like a participation award.
It was a participation award.
one holy shit I don't like the English
it's a tone plus or anything
want to give it? yeah, please
oh my god
I'm a big enjoyer of the yellows
the classic
the problem I got with it
is the branding sucks
the age is really cool
really cool like yeah like the vibrant like weird-ball orange with the green
yeah this makes it look like it's a I don't know like web 2010 you know what I
mean yeah it's like Valorant font like we're all again going Valorant
It's like basic modern like like times you roll in 26 like slim like it's
Italy bold. Yep
Y'all want these to be great they actually have some of those still and they come like that
So I know I mean
Okay, okay, man, are they done
Okay, yeah, all right. I got the design lost
Hi man, thank you man. Thanks for coming on.
I'm sorry that I cooked a fine beast.
Ah yeah, you cooked me. You got me. You got me raw.
Hi Sherman.
Hey guys.
They're all gone.
Well played.
Hold on.
Alright, just so they can see you on the RBS.
Yeah, my camera always does this from some reason.
Oh, I thought it was a scene without a camera.
And then give me to send your toolkit log in
so you can end it when you're gone.
Or you can message me.
Yeah, please.
Yeah.
Oh.
Is your work done?
Oh, it's the, um, all because you're using the other one
from the last one, right?
Yes, I switched it in just to profile.
Uh-huh.
Did that fucks them shit up?
No, it should be fine.
What I have to do is I have to go like this.
I have to go to custom and put it on 144 like this.
Is that all good?
All right, I'll see you later.
Thank you, man.
Thanks, everybody, as always.
Do you want me to, oh, OK.
Now I'm going to go to the links with PS5 up there.
The PS5?
Yeah, or Grantos?
Oh, yeah, you just put it on the M's.
Chat, like what?
How do I normally put this in?
1080?
No.
This looks weird, no?
No, this is good.
It's only going to be for today, though.
Hi.
I'm just going to order the phone.
Yeah, can you click on this light right here?
If there's a little one over here.
It's like you're checking me once there.
I normally use 1080p.
No, because it's going to be too light.
Yes, it watches.
Chai, you guys are not like us.
Oh, you want a dark or you want a light?
Oh, yeah, off.
Do you want food?
I have a deck like this, and then resets.
Transform, reset.
No, no, no, it's the wrong, it's the wrong,
it's being 40-40.
Do you want, do you want food?
no thank you
yes
and then i was always a bottom so we can see the chat
wait no that's my full camera
oh man i'm so i'm so dumb
i might be stupid
I might be too very dumb.
Okay, please, please, please.
Yeah, so I guess the first time I switch to back to desktop,
I just computer, and it's kinda stuffy.
Because it's my old scenes,
so some things need to be readjust.
Okay.
This is your job lock-in.
Okay, I get you.
I mean, I was going to talk some shit, but I think that's true.
But bang, pop out, bang, it's double chat, boom.
Wait, bang.
No, what are we just going to do?
Again.
It's like being in the kitchen. No.
W segment, Mr. Cowell.
I think it's here. The digital was open. He's going home.
He's like, well, he's like, well, he's making his own decisions.
Um, is that going to work? Well, I mean, I guess I need to turn off the thing.
And then it starts thinking up and, like I said, the first big, your sort of freeway
the 126 which takes you out west to Fillmore and Santa Paula and puts you
into Ventura and as you can you continue down South
I thought it was a good way through the valley of Therra. It'll start loading up
there's a lot of people coming home from work going both directions so the freeway
will load up as he makes that approach hitting Calgrove and then climbing that
little hill before the intersection with the 14th and then the 210 so it's
you're really back um is that real though no no sound on this
I was actually, is that cover open?
I'm just glad that the game is becoming a real, you know what I mean?
Like more and more things are becoming a real or like they can't back out of it, you know what I mean?
It's like some concrete things.
Check out the website then.
Rockstar.
What websites?
Grand Theft Auto 6.
This, it was in a post go back.
So it's on this, is there anything to add?
The end game?
No, it's a scroller, it wasn't really a bad idea, it's a scroller.
interesting. Okay, Jeff, I don't think you should take this seriously. This is, I'm not
going to be a coper Andy. I don't think you should take this seriously because it looks
like it's just, it's made for this like a little teaser thing. I don't, I don't, I don't think
this will reflect like exactly how the game looks. Just because a lot of things are often,
I didn't analyze it yet and a lot of these are already off off the rip that probably don't even have it in a game
and things that
Long range are gonna load differently
So they have like a placeholder way that it looks or just so they can put on the site because the water looks weird
I don't think the water would would render this much either at that range
You know I mean like the water is weird. It's very weird like this is all scuffed like others is scuffed
Okay, I didn't say that this is not stuffed. It's super stuffed.
Well, James, it pulls XQCL.
There's a lot of problems with this, but we'll see.
Yeah, yeah, we'll see how it goes.
The Ferris wheel? What about it?
What about the Ferris wheel?
It's LOD detail
Triller watch now, they're cool
Reflection yeah, I mean like I said, I'll it's not like I wouldn't make any conclusions about this
I mean even even the boats. I mean the reflection of a little better over here and
Like some of this doesn't really make sense
I suppose no PC, why would it be a PC?
You can't, so you don't lose the person into the terrain or into any type of...
They don't make the game for PC.
It's always going to be a PC port, it takes always a lot of effort to come on PC.
Now that we're off the freeway, will the Sheriff's Department get involved now?
Nine times out of ten, no.
place of formal with it because they've had it for so long now if it gets deep
into a city or deep into the county area away from the freeway then there's a
chance that they will give it over to whatever agencies handling that area but
when it's running to you know right alongside the freeway people that
over analyze it they're gonna stay they're gonna stay with it and free
release like teasers a little bit he's on here not right not me will take you
over the top of the hills.
I was like a gross idea of what it's going to be,
but there's not enough to make conclusions from that.
You lay over towards Lake Elizabeth
and then towards the Antelope Valley,
if that's your direction,
I believe that's the direction they're running.
This road runs all the way through the hills
for miles over to the Antelope Valley.
So if they get too far out that way,
there's a chance that the Sheriff's Department
will take a-
Is that how you shoot?
You shot people?
He'll stick with it.
There's an after-match shooter?
but why don't really area
and they'll just hand off to their offices as they go along to sell to the
continuity
of the pursuit without having it
uh... had a lot of shares department and then ten minutes later it's back in
their hands as you get some nobody in the ship about water about about that
about what i would like to have a shadow of a lot of gamers of the art of the
chas pose
i would try nobody cares all of this for sure i couldn't get a right back to
it's been handed off to new hall
uh... at this point to take uh...
to take over this pursuit and that new hall watch matter
will you make a decision
yeah we have a little problem of our signal here because of uh... the area
there in
change so it's very isolated we haven't seen a lot of traffic i don't know
uh... i don't know
hardwreck cells in the case of the speech i'm a little bit
uh... you know they'll be able to do it in this area no problem at all
the only issue is uh...
the sides of the road
you don't take about what they spent and go over the side
and down into a routine but something or yes it's terrible flat on either side
but i mean you've got a lot of control on either side be great but
there have to get it down into the n-scribe speed limit
to be able to do it and do it safely because you do it
at too high of a speed it's not only unsafe for the uh...
chesed Tesla?
It's unsafe for the officer to be in the control of the pole.
Although it's not because of the back right here.
It's a, oh, what's they doing?
Kia.
So they have very strict rules on when
you can engage a pitman over and where you can do that.
So, and they practice that all the time.
And again, you're looking live at a pursuit, which is now
on Lake Hughes Road.
When we picked up this pursuit, the driver
was on the five freeway heading south.
He is considered armed and dangerous.
It all started.
We're not exactly sure how he ended up on the five freeway
heading south, but he managed to get there.
A Pippa-Doofer off the table on such an arrow road,
especially with the hillside.
Yes!
Chris, Chris, he's live on here from the helicopter.
I'm AP67 live only.
In the air, the high FPS camera with live casting.
That was a really hairy situation there
when he got off the plane because there was always the risk of other mollusks.
I witness you, Skymax 7, right there.
He almost had an opportunity there to execute the pit, but he did the right thing and just
let that suspect accelerate right under the freeway.
Again, the important thing for everybody to remember, including all of the officers
like they're trained, is that they have time on their side, especially in an environment
like this there is very little risk to the public there's no other motorist
around there is really very little you know room for this guy to escape
anywhere you know it's unlikely he's gonna even get away at the end of his
trip here to be in great physical shape is disregarded that taken into account
they can just let this go at a nice casual clip all the way until they're
until he forces their hand some other way.
And the hunter is either one set of gas
or just decides to pull over.
But what I can't tell you is that we have information
from our assignment desk that the CHP plane,
a fixed wing airplane, did indeed track this suspect
all the way from Pomona, presumably along the 210 freeway,
into the valleys, up Santa Clarita,
and eventually up the grapevine
where CHP ground units picked it up right near Magic Mountain in that area
and eventually let him all the way down here to Lake Hughes Road.
So they have had good eyes on this suspect from the very beginning.
I don't know why he raised going though.
There's something that took place of violent crime in the city of Pomona
that they were investigating.
Pomona PD initiating the pursuit and California Highway Patrol's
fixed wing airplane tracking this suspect all the way up here.
So it's not a case of is this the right suspect? Of course they have to
Good eyes on the suspect on the suspect vehicle and that they have a good positive ID most likely
This is gonna be their guy
It's just a matter of taking him into custody as safely as possible without putting anybody in danger
And again, this is the best part about this pursuit as we can talk about it for hours on end until he runs out of gas
This is none of your business.
Oh, he says it's not.
Look, that could be done.
The risk level in this pursuit has dropped dramatically.
Even on the pre-
I said earlier, you wouldn't want to see it anywhere else,
but an empty freeway.
But you know what, if you had to pick a place,
I would say this is a good place as any
to see this pursuit come to an end.
And safe to assume that whatever happened in Pomona,
if it is related to this driver, was a serious crime,
because they do not seem to be letting up and as you mentioned they are letting
time go by they're not in a rush like what is brother doing to follow this
suspect and we've already heard that he's armed and dangerous and there's
nothing here was some sort of it's a one-hole activity in Pomona not sure if
it's related but this is literally a singular road and start piecing together
together some of the, this is not the possible.
Your description, Chris, does remind us of all the tools that law enforcement has that
we don't even think about.
They've been on described, I'm not sure yet, pretty sure, on who he might be.
And it also begs the question, when he veered off the freeway and perhaps saw those spikes
through, and had to take that exit, it wasn't because he wanted to take that exit, he may
not know where he is right now, clearly this is not a heavily traveled road at all, not
a lot of people have been on this road.
he may just be wondering, wondering where am I?
Right, and you know, a lot of other pursuit drivers
in his position, whether they were speeding
or whether they are under the influence
or whatever the case would normally,
yeah, would often be, I should say,
might not have had the chance to make that game time
decision and get off the freeway.
But again, at the speed he's doing,
he is driving so composed that he had every opportunity
to methodically exit the freeway at a safe speed,
even was able to negotiate his way out of that Pimanover and then on to Lake Hughes Road here.
Again, this, I can tell you this, in all likelihood, no, just for sure, if I was a bet man once in a
while, I would bet a lot of money. This was not in his plan. Lake Hughes Road was not going forward.
playbook. This is an unprecedented event. We never see it before. All the way from the
come around because it's Ewing.
It's going to take this as long as he can. And up here, there's lots of road to play
with him. I'm looking at canyons up here.
Because the road is Ewing.
Postcard pretty today. I mean, it's a beautiful way to take a drive of Lake Ews Road. But
for this guy, he's got a lot more in store.
Yeah, so far no place to run and hide that's for sure. There's no parking garages to duck into no streets to run down or alleys
They hit he's got wide open space and there's no way to run and hide
And
Go ahead. Sorry chris. No, I don't know part of them this info thing
So like I was just gonna reiterate. Yeah patience is the name of the game
Patience on the part of those law enforcement officers is everything right now. So i'm thinking about the idea that can end the chrisota guess
This is idealic situation
I did it, is that true, I've heard of it.
Okay.
A drone that goes over the car,
drops a small, hot coal on the engine,
They're not going to take these hairpin turns and it melts into the engine block and breaks
the engine in.
He's not going that fast.
He really is providing them every, he's well aware, they're no more than six or seven car
lengths behind him.
They're not losing the visual of him.
They've got clear eyes up above, they've got clear eyes up above, the entire, everybody's
watching this guy.
This guy has all the eyes that he could, he never anticipated this guys.
And now he's in a situation where he's in a real pickle with very few options.
Here come these hairpin turns.
I'm talking about...
Why do you have a pick here?
Straddling the double yellow line.
And maybe they're not that safe?
They would be unsafe.
But really, look at that.
See, this is what I'm talking about.
If he gets booted or takes his eyes off the road, there are, you know, really unsafe
opportunities.
He's all over the road now.
All of a sudden, he is all over the paint unnecessarily crossing over the double yellow
lines and just crossed over that white line.
He was in the right shoulder there with no guardrail as he made that turn, and now he's
really trying a little bit more erratically through these really tight turns.
So you can get a little more traction when you're on uphill, so he needs to slow down
and stay in his lane here, and eventually this is going to come to a peaceful end, but
if he starts driving any more dangerously than he has been, this could go...
He's not even on the track space though.
Wait, wait, wait, they're going to be closed though.
the hills here and that could cause him to do something really stupid.
And Lake Hughes Road I just looked up is a 24 mile canyon road so they could be on this
road for a very long time.
24 miles?
What are his speeds right now?
We did see him speed up just a moment ago but generally speaking he's been driving fairly
slowly.
Yeah up here he can't really go too fast I mean this is really are a lot of twists and
turns through these mountains.
This is no longer hills.
I graduated to bona fide mountains about four or five minutes ago
No, they can't even get ahead of him
There's other counties that have to slow down
So he's doing about 40 miles per hour
How many would he?
If he slowed down a little more, he would be in pit maneuver territory
But I don't think we're going to see that
Look at that ravine though
Bum bum bum bum bum
Lake Hughes Road through here
It's just too narrow
And obviously too dangerous
geography over here. So I think temporarily that's been taken off the table again, you
know, there are other agencies who would have literally ran them from the back at the peak
apex on the biggest, the other guy's head with a symptom straight ahead of them.
That doesn't allow CHP to pit an armed and dangerous suspect even if he is armed. So
he is dangerous. He is driving safely, but when this comes to an end, they have a very
unpredictable human behind the wheel that they're going to have to contend with
them that's why they have the tools at their disposal not commonly but I
never seen this before so the fact that other people could be coming the other
way as well so it's dangerous not only for the officers and the suspect but
whoever else might be coming continue to follow this pursuit as it continues on
and we will go to David Newer world news right what about a minute or a few
seconds. We'll move over to our digital channels to continue to cover this.
Yeah, this will continue, but not the TV.
The order check, this broadcast is the live broadcast on the Internet, and it stays patched
through the Internet broadcast. They're just patched through.
Yeah, but for now, we thank you for watching Eyewitness News at 6, and we will go to World
We don't get, we're nice to the passion, they'll see it, and then bang, see the passion through and we don't see it.
All right, welcome to our streaming channel as we continue to follow this pursuit
down the road at Bat and Chris the terrain is changing a little bit.
Yeah, the terrain is changing, there are actually people that live in this little area, and I don't even know if it's got a name, but there is a small little community up here.
But as far as I can tell, I'm just trying to look out for anybody coming in the opposite direction.
Obviously see how these houses what the fuck but it does make sure it was over for a while
I had really good visibility like those bomb houses in the road in the hills and for the longest time
He had nobody I mean this is the only thing happening on Lake Hughes Road right now
There was no try to make it up. I wanted to mention also LA County Sheriff has now brought in their airship
So they are now tracking this from the air as well again
and it goes to show you lots of resources in place.
You can see the helicopter is right there.
This pursuit continues along Lake Hughes Road,
coming up on Warm Springs Fish Canyon.
And again, as far as I can tell, again,
you know, he was in a little bit of a woodsy area
that made me a little nervous,
but now I've got better visibility into the road.
So Jack, look, Charlie says,
oh, what do you mean a police plane?
Yeah, see, when things are sizzling up,
they bring the police plane.
This is a police plane.
Much more than Scuse-yeah.
Yes, it's a police plane.
Not helicopter.
Oh my god, bro.
See?
especially with the the the the cliffs. I mean he's really driving on the edge.
This comes out of the taxpayer money. All maintenance fuel and repairs used on those
lights should go directly build up to the family and the criminal. Everybody in their bloodlines
should get the bill. I mean why do we have this shit? We don't. We're not buying this shit.
are going to smooth out and he's going to have a straightaway for the next couple of
miles or at least a relative straightaway compared to those twists and turns we were
watching there for a little bit as he makes his way further up into the mountains.
If they continuously allow crime to happen deliberately and not pursue convictions against
criminals then we shouldn't pay for all the measures that they're going to get.
but can you recap for us what we know?
That is, that's important.
So he eventually was caught up by CHP after Pomona PD tried to pull him over.
Pomona PD was working a violent crime in their city limits, and this is their suspect.
Now they weren't able to keep up with him, but the CHP airplane was able to track
Drone comes in, drops a spider on the hood.
It clasps on, pukes, pisses a hole, then dumps foam inside the engine and it suffocates the engine.
and came back down the southbound side of the Five Freeway.
There were several spike strips attempted this afternoon.
He was able to take down one of them.
And then when we thought he was gonna continue
into Santa Clarita, he actually saw another spike strip ahead
and that's where we've got videotape of him
getting off the freeway at a very safe speed.
He was able to negotiate that, get off the freeway.
I think this is one of my better ideas, no?
Here's the Five Freeway and that's what put him
on Lake Hughes Road, where he is in very barren territory,
CHP, with no traffic to contend with here.
He has had very little traffic,
this entire pursuit for the most part.
It's basically been him and the road.
Is that it earlier?
Yeah, that's it.
And these CHP officers, the entire time.
They don't have a lot of other vehicles in their way here.
So we don't know how much fuel is in this key sedan,
but he's gotta be running low eventually.
So why not just control it?
one way or the other.
That spikes it.
I wonder if there's another way up there, like let's say for instance if they can get
a CHP officer ahead of them with a spike strip and these blind turns, that could be
a tactic, but I just don't know if there's a way to get there.
I don't think so.
I think you said it.
This is only a 24 mile road and there's nothing that can connect to it until he gets two Lake
use lake use road ends at lake use right near elizabeth lake where he's gonna
have to turn on to either left or right on to elizabeth lake road these are
oh my god I mean check areas and there really is not much access to lake use
road is to do with it even when he's turning where he's gonna go
was it was it was a window and almost drove off the road he's picking up
speed and threw something out the window very unexpected challenge on Lake
Hughes Road doing about forty-five hours it's like it's above broadcast you saw
that he rolled down the passenger side window for the first time in this
pursuit something came flying out he threw something out the window not sure
what it was I could not make it out but if you guys can re-rack that video
Yeah, we'll try a better shot a better monitor than I have that could that might be able to identify if you could slow it down
In slow motion, you might be able to see what it was didn't look like a weapon, but I don't know what it was
Yeah, we'll try to get it closely like I wonder if this is an indication that he's thinking there's no way out of this
Oh
But he is clearly now very desperate to get rid of
In that passenger seat there's a bag he's rifling through it
We've seen him on the phone for most of this afternoon during this pursuit and now he has made it
made the decision that he's on borrowed time and he thinks that by throwing
whatever it is out the window it's gonna save him something it's not gonna save
him anything but he is very agitated now he is very distracted more importantly
and if he continues his behavior is still throwing stuff out the window that is the
third object we've seen I throw out the window small objects by the way he is
throwing the whole bag something of substance out the window it's not paper
This is this is the he's throwing
Something out the window. This is the third time. I can see that
He almost drives off the road or he drives over the median here. We're trying to keep eyes on
You're on borrowed time ourselves because of our fuel situation
So we're gonna try and take this and keep eyes on him as long as we can
I really come somebody in the opposite direction not law enforcement. Here comes an innocent motorist coming the other way
Oh, no, that's him. I'm sorry. I thought I thought we were looking ahead. We're looking behind us. I'm sorry
I apologize guys. I thought I thought we turned I was looking at the window here in any event
That is him now coming towards us. We now have a really great view of him coming at us and if we
Push in depending on the lighting here. We might be able to see what else is going on inside the the car
But we did see we can't see we need a drone
three substantial objects thrown out that window
Yeah, and I wonder if CHP, as you mentioned, saw that, and one of those units will stop
and try to retrieve it, although probably hard to do, but I wonder if that's what they'd like.
I'm sure they do, though, Chris.
Yeah, almost guaranteed. Almost guaranteed. We'll go, and when we have a chance, we will
count the units.
The Rose had the little fences, the weapons, just like in GTA.
Right, the evidence. And that's very much what it is. They will be desperate.
Oh, what was that?
That evidence and it should be there is an idea.
They have all the locations of where those objects go cards.
And they didn't get very far.
He just basically tossed them out the window.
And I think that will be used against him in a lot of law.
What was that?
What was that going to go back tracking?
Right next to a cliff.
They were throwing stuff out the window.
He's still throwing stuff out.
OK.
Oh, oh!
They're throwing stuff out the window.
He's not done.
He's back over the double yellow lines,
continuing to throw things out the window.
He's right pulling through his bag.
I'm sorry, David.
I am looking.
I do see we've got that video from earlier.
And there's a car so what is that opportunity?
There is slow motion.
It's bait.
I wasn't able to see it.
I can neither.
You guys worry.
It looks like it's something rectangular and flat.
It's bait.
But hard to make what it is.
Yeah, it's too blurry.
Yeah, but he's thrown things out, as you mentioned,
several times.
He's thrown four objects four I think it's baits
This is not going to end well if his driving changes, you know
You had a little bit of confidence in this guy because he was driving so safely for so long
And now he appears desperate to get rid to get rid of whatever
And that is affecting his driving
He is severe. That's crazy. What is this for the first time moments ago to both hands off the wheel?
This is this is a situation for everybody all of a sudden if he continues with that kind of behavior
But again, they see what he's up to and they will find those objects. There's very little doubt in my mind
Yeah, they will not collect whatever he's throwing out
So I wonder what lies ahead for him Chris. You said it ends at Lake here rescue mission
Is there a lot of room for him to maneuver or is he basically going to find
himself in a place where he can't go anywhere?
I'm sorry, David, looking up ahead here, it looks like he's got a few twists and turns,
but for the most part, really nothing in his way.
There's another car going in the same direction.
He's not a factor.
And yeah, no, as far as I could tell, for the next mile or two.
We are. We are we are just hearing that the driver may have a dog. No, are with him. Chris,
I don't know if you've seen any evidence of that, but we certainly haven't. I wonder
are you able to get. Yeah, we're having some sort of little bit of signal issue. Chris,
have your your shot we we can't always hear you but what we said was we're
getting information that he might have a dog on board might have a dog on board
there are reports that law enforcement is in communication with a relative of
the driver and that relative is informing them that there's a dog inside the car
I'm a little skeptical yeah the dog could be in the backseat but up until now we
We have not seen any evidence of an animal inside this car.
No, they could easily fake it.
They're a relative and it's just a friend.
They don't want to prejudge, but they're nice or whatever.
They shouldn't fully trust it or support it.
That is information that they now have.
It may well very well be a dog inside in the rear of the vehicle.
It's certainly possible.
And it sounds like they are at least talking to a relative.
That may allow them to get a relative on the phone.
Is there a costar to talk to the guy?
Off the ledge, so to speak.
If they can get a crisis negotiator on the line,
they may be able to actually negotiate
with this driver mid pursuit.
It's certainly a possibility.
We've seen it plenty of times in the past,
but now that they have a hotline with a relative,
that's a good indication.
That's a good sign, if nothing else.
Yeah, some communications take place somewhere,
so that is a good sign.
somebody's trying to make a difference. Hopefully he didn't throw a cell phone out
with all that other stuff and he still has that. I'm sure he does, but he never
know. It didn't seem like it was a cell phone. Yeah. Yeah. It didn't have the
first thing that we showed like it seemed flat in a rectangle. I thought
could that be a cell phone? But it looked like on the way rapper. It's probably not
sure. In the car. It may explain the weaving, but not not sure. No,
Okay, let's watch the video again.
Take a close look, and then we do...
It's real time right there, and then we will...
That was the thing he threw out.
Yeah, that was... I think that was the first thing that he threw out.
This is on the right-hand side. This is the video from earlier.
And then I do believe that we have it in slow-mo as well.
Here we go.
Yeah, I'm not sure what that is.
Hard to say.
It's made. It's made.
It's flat, rectangular, maybe.
Sure it is.
But likely some...
some maybe a bottle that he doesn't want to be caught with seems like he's slowing down Chris
oh suspect slowing down he is slowing down oh it's losing a little bit guys but he is
slowing down he's coming to a stop we understand no he's by fidgeting by a huge road maybe looking
at your court oh oh oh it's a spike strip he went around it what the fuck are you doing man like
What the fuck is he doing?
that handoff has now been successfully
Why would they pre-set up and pre-angle themselves
if they're going to swap leading units?
They take this pursuit all the way up the state of California
if he decided to go that far, right?
They have unlimited resources and for an armed and dangerous
suspect at this point in the evening,
they will exhaust all of them until this comes to an end.
So that handoff has a danger over
he may be running out of gas, but those new primary units
So these guys, they need to go driving an hour and a half
to go to fucking, to go to a store.
Increases the danger a bit, as you can see,
there are a lot of buildings and homes in this community.
So there could be some obstacles or cars
coming the other way, finally.
So it's not as wide open, at least in that spot.
I don't know yet.
Yeah, that means there's a lot of heads here.
There's, again, one or two vehicles traveling
on his side of the road, but there really
is no traffic to speak of.
Unfortunately, the only problem is that it's
a narrow road, so that limits their options.
You have two lanes, one lane in either direction,
nobody coming, but it's just not enough room
for a safe pit maneuver.
That's the problem.
If they see one, it's an opportunity.
Dude, one of those driveway though.
It does widen up a little bit.
There's an intersection coming up.
They could actually be going slower.
go ahead and let's clock them one more time Josh,
what's he doing now, about 45?
Yeah, I'm gonna say about 45, 55 miles.
Yeah, he's doing right around 45 miles per hour.
So at 45 miles per hour,
the road is widening up a little bit up ahead here.
They may try it out.
But again, this is a new primary unit.
Hello, Fila.
There is an unfortunate thing.
Whoa, that house is huge.
It's a really nice mountain landscape.
It's a big ass compound.
and look you can do some ATV in the off road so there
or maybe some horse riding
it's a virtue in these situations because there's just no reason to rush it
and already we saw what he was capable of once
when they came up behind him as he got off of the five freeway
and they tried to execute that pit the first thing he did was jump on the gas pedal
There's no force charge, it's not really a thing.
Very rare.
You need heavy vehicles or armored or special units vehicles for the force cars.
It has to be big ass, reinforced vans, a bearcat tank.
Tank is five, but I mean, it's seven to four, tank.
And then after this next car, which is right there pulling over, here's the sirens, that's the right thing to do.
And now he's, again, he's got a straightaway up ahead here with nobody, nobody on the road.
Yeah, it's a bad one to attend.
A wide open road. This is Elizabeth Lake Road, by the way.
He did make the right onto Elizabeth Lake when this new pursuit package took over.
We have a primary, secondary, and a backup unit.
All brand new...
Yeah, yeah, the kills those are good, but we don't talk about that.
Right as he approached the...
We don't mention that incident.
...onto Elizabeth Lake, and he is now traveling along Elizabeth Lake Road at about 45, 50 miles per hour.
Again, this is an armed and dangerous suspect who is capable of damage,
So they are treating him with care as they try to get into a peaceful resolution.
They're swarming it in the rocks.
They try and throw evidence out the window of the moving vehicle
and in the process almost lost control.
Oh look at the little house.
That speaks I think a lot to his mental state.
David and Jovanna, you get a picture.
Can I all pick up?
Oh what is that?
Tumbleweed!
What is that fucking tumbleweed?
I've never seen a life so belated!
A bird!
That's fucking the one.
You know, it's going to come to an end here one way or the other, we can just hope that
it comes to a peaceful resolution.
But there's no indication on his part that he is ready to give up.
This has been going now for me.
No.
Yeah.
Oh no!
No, other than the fact that only he has eyes on that bird.
I think that residence here probably fucking ride it like their little scooter or Vespa with no helmet on like fucking cruising
And sometimes just to chill because there's so little people there
I'm just saying that means it's kind of risky
can see from our perch, right?
So we know that he's on borrow.
They're always not sick.
They're invasive species.
They group up and stack and cause massive damage
to the ecosystem and the vehicle.
The amount of gas in that tank, that will dictate,
I think, in this pursuit.
They're extremely invasive.
Not know what to do and just keep driving
until they can't drive any longer.
And then that's the big question.
I think that if he is infected on some spot,
what happens next?
Hopefully, they can have this thing as well.
Tumbleweed overtaking entire party.
Chris, you're going to take over our coverage.
Thank you so much.
You did a great job.
Jovana and myself are signing off.
Thank you for your great coverage, Chris.
Tumbleweed takeover.
This does end well.
Absolutely.
We really hope that he starts to think twice here.
It would make everybody's evening a lot better.
Look at this shit.
But unfortunately, he is really.
I mean, look at that.
Just drop against here.
This is a guy who is desperate to get away.
And we counted earlier in this pursuit.
It's invasive.
There was a full package of six vehicles on Lake Hughes Road.
If you're just joining us, you're
watching a pursuit that's been going on for over an hour
at this point.
And on Lake Hughes Road, before he got onto Elizabeth Lake,
he was throwing objects out the vehicle.
Some of those units stopped to pick up the objects.
A new pursuit package has taken over this pursuit.
and there are now about seven black and whites in pursuit of this black
Windows are back up, but he's locked in.
We do not know the exact nature of the crime except for the fact that it was a multi-shooter.
And this suspect is armed and dangerous.
He is wanted by Pomona PD, California Highway Patrol, exhausting lots of resources to bring
this pursuit to a safe conclusion.
But he has taken us from all the way to Gabriel Valley, all the way through the city.
the city of LA into the San Fernando Valley, into Santa Clarita Valley, all the way up
the grapevine, up the five freeway, made a random U-turn, came back down the five freeway,
and before he got to Castell, he went on the car on the car.
When the car crashed.
I
Likely he's gonna go until the car runs out of gas
He's not gonna know Fox News guys doesn't it?
You guys need to bring the police guy when there's questions and relevance for the matter at hand and leave them on stand
by get over a lifetime cast like Chris Christie like yo you guys got access to
the stew get stew on the mother suck he loves this shit get get stew on the air
why you stood up to catch this mother sucker right now
he didn't quit he loves his job he was glazing all the staff they did was saying
oh my god i love the fucking uh announcer desk i i love the guys that
that work out there. I love the people that did the production. Love you guys.
That he was glazing hard. He loved his job. His personal life is a whole different story,
but it doesn't matter. I mean, he likes it. I respect that man. Committed to his job.
He's passionate about his job.
I don't care. I don't care about my ex. Can you ever play webpings? I just beat my record
on Bullseye Battle. I am legally married. I am legally married. That's about the only
way you can really say it. I am legally married. But I am not looking at now at all. I just
had a bunch of debacles with my personal life. I only know Steve. The guy who absolutely demolished
you in Splatoon yesterday. Keep painting spawn buddy. But I got nothing right now. Got nothing,
got nothing, not really looking. Trying to find myself and be happy. I'm being serious about that.
I want to be hold, I want to be beholden to no one at this moment.
You know, do I get lonely? Of course, of course, but I got cats.
Catch that.
Since we have no audio on this, I just decided to put in a classic funny clip.
Well, it's going down here and make it a turn.
I put a classic helicopter clip over the rest.
Again, still an isolated area.
We're going to stick with this as long as we can.
Unfortunately, it looks like Sky Fox may run out of fuel before this guy does.
But we'll see how it all plays out for us, Tim.
and then it'll run over towards the 14 freeway down as the numbers drop down
the freeway on K and K is just you know as solar panels into the the valley it
starts out and believe it at S and then works its way down all the way to A as you
leave the county of Los Angeles in the current so kind of have an idea how the roadways work out
there the case about you know a third of the way if solar panels are infinite energy why don't they
just put them through two weeks towards the 14 freeway now but he's got a long ways to go
because it's down I mean if it's energy forever like avenue k and put a bunch of them and they
They're like, then didn't you see?
Even if it's not efficient, it's still pure.
It's not corroding, it's not breaking, is it?
Why would they degrade it?
I don't believe they'd have enough fashions.
Joe, why don't they just put a rod of metal all the way down to the core of the earth
and just do geothermal for global?
You've got to continue not doing that.
Yeah, so we're told this particular road actually head toward Courts Hill.
But as you've mentioned, if he gets on the 14, you know, we picked this up.
He was on the five south midlife crisis.
Headed toward Sponsored Skater.
Teamfoot jog out of breath.
I still think that, but 10% less, not even it,
because humans aren't safe.
You can have the safest technology,
but it's irrelevant if you don't have safe humans.
And dog-sheet humans are absolutely aware,
and when it comes down to doing the right thing,
they don't.
They don't.
Let me guess, they should use drones.
and the CHP officers who are behind us will have to adjust as it goes along.
And just, like I said, your reacting with the driver is...
I mean, look at Japan.
Japan, with the incidents, they had the choice to flood the reactor with salt water,
which would have solved the problem, but would have corroded their technology irreparably.
And it decided not to do it, and it fucked everybody over.
This is a crazy take-in.
But it's just, even Japan did it wrong.
to that. I can't think of them who would do it right now. I mean they usually do pretty good.
After a time to see where he ends up you see that Avenue K the number is dropping down with 70th
now and that will continue to reduce the numbers the closer to the 14 freeway. So I know you've
seen this plenty of times you know from the air but this is basically that area between Victorville
and Lancaster, correct? Which is just a lot of roads that have alphabets, bays, and pretty
much they all run straight, right? East to West. Look how many people die to air pollution.
New Canada is still better. Okay, air pollution is a secondary problem to other elements that
People are okay with it, unfortunately.
But when it comes to nuclear events happening, that's bad,
it's a one instance that you can never pinpoint it.
Bang!
We should avoid this.
That's a complete difference.
It is completely, you cannot compare those two types
of deaths or loss of life.
It's not, in the same category,
it's in a completely different angle.
east end of the valley and hopefully we don't end up there because it will be dark by the time he
gets there and you know that's gonna be way too long for these officers but the thing is that's
the reason why they they hand it off from office to office is to keep a pressure because when it
comes down to the status quo of things we can always go more especially what about all the
pans with the lead. What about what about people that are what about the smart? What
about the lead? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit.
Yeah, that you think that may be fatigue on his his part.
Good. Or he could have been reached down to pick something up or got distracted a
little bit in the car and drove off the road. He'd be very well. What about health
insurance? What about people in his circle? What about
insurance as a whole what about access to medication and access to well-priced
medication. This is not all about asthma. If you do a lot about asthma, I'm showing you how
there is some higher priority shifts. That's because of even more deaths and you don't even know.
Like an eye about it.
Yeah, but a bunch of police cars coming out.
Because it's a perp-
Just stop here.
Oh!
Did he hit that?
Yeah.
Unless there was a spikester.
It's a perpetual problem that is constant and not dealt with compared to a one single
big event that can be prevented.
It causes a massive loss of life.
You were towards the police car and then you went around.
So I could have been an avoidance maneuver.
Hopefully, the officer was able to, what she did is you put the actor.
I actually often talk about that, about how good China is doing.
I actually keep myself well educated about the angles of China and how
better they do with pollution, emission, human rights, work, all that.
I do, I do.
Possibly did at the Spikes trip.
That looked weird.
Yeah, I was gonna say it looks like there might be damage there.
Yeah, it looks like it's pretty, pretty low on that side.
So we'll, we'll see if you start seeing the car kind of swerve a little bit.
And just a little tiny fishtails.
That's a good indication that the rubber's going away and
then you'll start to see pieces of rubber.
Because it's some sectors that they've been headed to criticize for
over the last decades that they've made significant improvements on it.
That was only cash.
People still get them flat.
That looks like it's fine.
They're not even talking about the relative improvements.
Looks like it made a blight.
Yeah, a good spike in.
Oh, yeah, this tire's going to fly off.
GG.
Blow the tires.
And what it does, each bike is like a straw.
Very famous needle, needle.
The LS helped me.
It gets made needle, and it is embedded in rubber.
And when you run over it, you snatch the rubber down.
What did Jake say?
The needle comes out, goes into the tire, and then stays in the tire and slowly lets
the air out.
So you don't want it to blow out and the person go out of control.
So it slowly lets out the air.
The car goes down to the rim.
The rim is running on the actual rubber and that continued driving.
Do you believe it or not?
The speed just basically cuts the tread away.
The tire flying off is actually good.
some rolling off there because it's just basically because right once it flies off you can jump on
the rim you can actually jump on the rim the rim is not that bad it's contrary to popular belief
that the rim is not that bad they can have they can control drive turn properly um even with
shit cars but you got to get rid of that rubber so sometimes you kind of swerve
and it goes boom so yeah dust come off the tire the drive tires more likely
the front tires in this car and that's when you know that box not like those
yeah that gets very hard to accelerate also to be able to steer the car so
Luckily, that also puts your speeds down in the 20s as we're seeing.
Look, it's still on.
New sub-bedges!
And even at this speed, they could go up and push it around into a pit-move.
Jake said, come to Pondong?
I will.
New owners will shut off if they go backwards while the car is in drive.
So, hopefully that will take that away.
Plus, if you get them stopped, it's very hard for them to drive away, even if it could be at your best day wedding.
Well, it looks like at least on the driver's side, he's down on the rims.
Yeah, I bet you on the left on the right side to say just he doesn't have any
any drive left to work probably just spinning the tires spinning the rims on
the asphalt and so you'll start seeing chunks of rubber coming off and laying
behind it. Chad did not fit in because the arm had been dangerous and with the
crime that is you suspect of doing it turning the car around is no good with
an armed suspect that is erratic and unpredictable. You don't want to spin the
car around and have a guy with a gun to turn it towards the cops. It's just
it's needlessly dangerous. It'll eventually grind it down to where the
frame sets down on the ground and you're not going to be able to push it
anymore. It's just gonna it's gonna become a brick and such unless he has a lot of
power in. Yeah maybe I try not to worry about him. You're just gonna run out of
right run out of contact with the asphalt and you're not going to have any way of getting
motion so you can spin those rims all you want. Maybe I'm going to go see the boys at
more levels delaying the inevitable and that's what we're going to have here but hopefully this
doesn't turn into a stand-up and then uh and then go something worse uh go full gamble mode at
It's a good sign that there are secondary weapons in that product because if you're involved in shooting to where you're getting rid of them.
At Macau? At Macau, yeah, all in it. With the one mil big-ass plaque, the fucking massive fucking emerald plaque.
BAM! For the shot on red. Boom. That's fucking hard.
and then, um...
eighty-six years
I think we'd actually be in the mud
it's a premium, Chinese six, I think these are, these are kind of rough though, they're a little bit rough on the road
at the last chapter of this particular pursuit of the Chinese six I mean they
go fucking way too hard and I can't handle all that armed and dangerous when
we picked it up he was on the of all places the five
you only do a little little barely because across the Antelope Valley once
tried to do it here twice we're now on West Avenue K and 22nd Street and West
field drive, and a spike strip was laid down and was successfully deployed.
Big ass chase big climb for some guy to go up in the hills and fucking
a weapon out of window. So we don't know if he's still armed in dangerous
doesn't an entity road. I mean, I'll get the car with him from reports that we've
heard. But he's been driving pretty much on the rims here for the last 10
minutes or so. What? No, it's just a matter of time before the vehicle is
going to come to a stop and hopefully he will give up peacefully instead of a long standoff.
But this is where we're at right now. Again, this...
Yeah, Tim, why not do a pit now? Well, I mean... I was just thinking, I was looking at it and the
speeds are very slow. Now, do you have additional information about multiple weapons? It says it
right here. When you spend somebody around, they're going to be right next to you.
you when it comes to a stop before you can drive to drive out of it.
And so they may have that information and they don't want an officer to get up
there, but it looked like we're coming up on the left-hand side here.
Working its way up.
All he has to do is go up and make a turn, but all he has to do is come up on the
fender, either left or right, depending on which way he wants to send him.
Yeah, they're going for it.
And, wow, there we go.
Push it around, drive through.
That's like words getting out of the little bit on the angle there.
Right next to him.
So, the first officer should have driven through and gotten down the road a little bit, but
worked out perfectly for him, now to stop the face in the suspect.
And that normally disables the vehicle as far as turns off the computer.
No hands out.
hands out. The computer systems in his cars will, since the car going in reverse while
it's in drive, and that they figure that you're out of control, they'll shut the engine down
so you don't lose more control. So at this point he has to go through different procedures
to get that thing started again. But with no tires on your front end or the drive tires,
it's hard for you to get any motion going on now. The commands are being given for
the suspect to get out of the car with his hands up to where they can see him.
And unfortunately they're straight on with him.
So they kind of really, there's no where they look away type thing through.
The person is behind you to where they can't really see what you're doing.
But officers there, plenty of off doors open, open strong doors open.
When I see a hand out and hopefully just get Panzer up, stepping out.
Step and all you have to do is follow the commemoration about doing the 9-hour
else.
Oh, don't do that.
He has a little shirt.
He put it around.
Maybe he raised up his shirt.
Glad to see.
He raised up his shirt so you can see the waistband turned around so you can make sure
he cut the shirt.
Wait, and then he'll hold the cock out.
He turned around, walked backwards towards the officers,
hit him away from the car.
Yo, you see his thighs, man.
It's just way too low.
Well, you see, there's a dog in between the legs.
What is the number, man? You can't sign like that. It's way too much.
Backed up, and it's more than likely getting commands to shut the door on the car to keep that dog contained.
They'll bring them back. One officer is getting commands at this point. They've already assigned what they have in the rest team.
I'm actually...
This point, they'll get him just... They should get him just a little bit further so they have a little more concealment.
I'm just wondering why you would do all that.
And then turn him around towards facing away and then take
We don't really know all the specifics though. They gave it on the phone with them.
They negotiated with them.
Maybe they escalated on the phone.
Like maybe he was talking to his folks on the phone.
First thing is to handcuff them and then...
Well, people are fidgeting in the car on the other phone.
You never know what's actually going on.
At this point, the officer is asking about the car, about the dog.
Whatever.
Anything in the car that might hurt me than a usually a team of
Yo, what is this?
Like what do you think do that? Oh shit?
Yeah, that's weird
Yeah, bro, you're insane anything. Yes, yeah
I'm not very
You have to play off the wheels in the motion.
Anyway, well then it's the chat
One on YouTube
What?
in the US
You need to grab box one on you to prom channels. I'm dropping the full schedule of matches
On my channel on my social
And it will include the instructions on how to watch with you
Fans have always wanted to watch the sports games
What creators like me
What about, actually I'm confused, Jack, watching it on the thing with the subscription is the same as watching it with the subscription.
No?
you
you
you
you
you
Is that old footage or new footage?
It looks like video tool.
Interesting.
I think I'll save the doctor and Sandy for tomorrow.
Shae, you can't even say that it's like the excitement of like the after-game, I mean
This is like an organized parade of you are deliberately going to the parade and then trolling.
I mean, I don't get it.
That's the different volume in Delhi.
Yo, it's so cringe, I can't...
Dude, dude, how does nobody call him out of being a loser?
Like, this is such a loser, bro, this is such a loser v8-er.
Like...
Alright.
All right, all right
Yo, not bad at all, what the fuck?
How does that even happen?
I mean it wasn't about them sorry
Okay, is that one of those street cameras that it's always on?
I'm trying to see that.
It turned out to be a car? Wait, what do you mean?
Uh, what do you mean by that?
It's audio Scottish shit.
some rights.
Yeah, that's it.
Nah, it doesn't look like it was this guy right there.
Alright.
Interesting.
Interesting.
So, did they catch this guy or what?
Well, let me get this.
No, why?
69. Wow. Enjoy the stream with Seer today Mr. Cow. Peace. I'm my RN smile and thanks.
Yeah, this cut was not it. Yeah, that cut was not it.
Yeah, this one was not it. I'm not usually a big hit, but that's not it.
to
What would you do with that?
Red.
Time's up for a day for hating on your 5 hour intro.
more censored than the CCP.
What's the follow intro?
What do we have in intro today?
Chad, did you not brief them or like teach them how to do that?
So how do you even get this metal anyway?
That is something crazy, like something I wrote.
It's the highest one you can get?
Yeah, I want to play Splash the Rank, but I don't have rank yet.
It's good to go wild to get rank. I'm getting better, but I want to play Rank, man.
I want to play Rank!
I'm going my man. I'll be quick right my name's Lamar. That's my partner Justin. It's skin dark out so I always keep him
solar. No, no. How many people come out for the solar?
Constable. Oh my, there are such prints too. How many come around?
What do you got? Solar.
I'm going my man. I'll be quick right my name's Lamar. That's my partner Justin. It's skin dark out so I always keep him solar.
No, no, how many people come around for the solar?
Oh my, there's such a print too.
Imagine going to war and you receive an award and it's just Donald Trump
fondling your neck trying to put your medal on.
Oh well, I mean you still get the medal though.
You did it, I was, you did it, I went through this, I told you I was so bored.
I did some research about how many ranks can they put in and display on their display plates,
the ones that have the jacket, like the, like the Mithridator, and I did a full search about
how many they can put in it, because I want to know how many ranks can you flex.
So, how many?
Well, it's a little complicated.
There's like rules, like if you get a full plate stack, right, it can't have an overlap
with the side of the jacket that comes out on the sides, it can't go over, so then it
doesn't like modify or something, so they didn't even get inversions of it.
Okay, I mean this is different though, I mean,
we've got metals on it, like holy shit.
I don't even need to give these out any more,
I didn't use like legacy metals or something, no?
I mean, yeah, this is like 18 prestigious.
This is prestige master fucking 28.
I'm going to be there.
You think it's appropriate for a grown man to have a birthday in June?
He just wants to be there when it gets hot and steamy, like, you know, the weather's changing.
Everyone's starting to sweat.
My birthday, y'all, it's looking at me.
Give me a present.
Why everyone's all sweaty and shit.
Now you went through a day to be that.
You think that's appropriate?
I don't think it's appropriate at all, you know, wearing short sets and you got people
coming to your section outside because it's nice.
One of the biggest, one of the biggest events that happened to me that made me cause a change,
made me want to do something better for myself, is when I was sitting on the couch, right,
and it was a summer day, and when I stood up, it was hard to get up because the whole
full silver would stick on me.
And I had to unstick the fucking silver off my back
and I never want to be like this,
it's gonna never again.
It was like,
kkkkkk.
And I want better for me.
I want to have AC out, you know what I mean?
Should be like that.
It was a pink couch in the basin too.
Like it shouldn't be that cool, it's the hud.
No more by this.
I'll get a chat.
My goal is that I want to become a top rank in strategy.
Maybe it's me top 100.
Me top 500.
I want to be the best splatooner.
No, no, I used to be bad at this game,
but you were not there today.
You were not there.
Like you didn't see what I did.
The trainers are rabid? What do they do? Do we skip this shit? Back to mom man.
The community doesn't like you? I don't care. I will compromise the community so much that
the community is not going to be mine now. I'm going to put so many people in there that
they don't even know what the community is. They will lose control of it. Because of what
Because of what I do, it's my game, buddy.
Chad, this gun is busted.
Chad, this gun is so strong, I'm a new player.
Look, you hold it like this, right? And you do this.
Shut up, you bitch.
Watch this.
I think that's one of them, have you?
I think that's one of them, have you?
83 months, my boy.
three months, my boy.
Whoever sent you the last message,
you have in your mom's basement.
Shut up.
What about that?
What about that?
close to her previous Jonas again
Oh, that's a pretty good one.
And then we'll make sure they're right, and then we'll lose that right?
I mean, I talk back to this with me.
Fourth place, huh?
I
Know I thought I thought I thought it was a lobby I thought for the whole I went back I went fucking
I went fucking
Uh, I don't get a boost now. I think I need to do um
You do uh
By the DLC, you get credit for the next boost up.
What DLC?
There's no fucking DLC.
Where?
Is this where?
Where is it?
Where is it?
What the fuck?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
I'm trying to get the guide anywhere.
Splat.
Scan and buy amiibo's for sick drip and gear hash hat.
This?
Dude, it's 35 bucks. What the f-
35 buckaroos?
Who's I'm still going to buy it.
I can still buy things and say that it's a scum on us.
I mean, I can acknowledge this is scum on us and buy it anyway.
But I still think this is scum on us.
I mean, it's just cooked.
Okay.
Now, where do I get it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
Jack, what do you even get out of this, the other day?
Exit boost.
money. Okay. But is it double xb, triple xb, double xb? Is it like what do you actually get though?
1.5x, but you lost it by the last one.
It's a slow expansion, I don't know, I don't know, I'm just doing it for the points I don't
Eliminator is back and fixed, all very cool.
Please skip this, please skip that.
Wait, do I get my rewards anyway, Jeremy? Do I skip it?
General store.
So it gave me a way though.
TV screen and then the lobby.
Here?
Here?
Oh
Now how do I use it now how do I use it?
Double battle xp for 20 games
and drinks. Geo again, XB Morgana, and I don't know if you can see this, this is like ability
levels up I think I put those on because I can't stack okay
let's see how much we can get up with this I got money but what do you do with
Oh, yeah, you buy you buy the actual
Gear items, right?
It feels weird to aim like this it doesn't feel natural
It's gonna stay good. I like it I
Think it's the right it's a right amount of DPS
new map
you sure that we're one at halmah
It is very nice at home, otherwise you wouldn't be able to use the game.
I don't like it yet, but it doesn't work at all.
I saw him.
He was next to me.
It's okay though, I mean I ain't gonna walk right?
I must do that
No way!
Yeah.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I know, I know,
I went a lot of un-un-un-un-ing at home, right?
We need to play at home!
No, no, no, no, forget what I said.
Don't, don't, don't, don't listen to me.
Have you been lost?
Well, I didn't know you couldn't go up top.
The XP is bad still chat, it's so bad.
Like you wouldn't chat, it's so little.
So how do you increase XP?
More.
Is that the best thing to do?
Just normal games?
With double XP, is that the best maximum thing we can do?
I get a lot of swores in there too much.
What is squidroll?
It's not like some fucking nerd tech.
66 month 6 QCL.
I don't acknowledge it, you're a gem, didn't you think I saw that drawing?
Take on him.
Thanks for 500 dollars.
Quick roll, parry's damage, but how?
very inefficient painter gun
I'm going to go forward and end game of spawner, this is important for real estate, last game
We didn't even have all of us long imagine
That was just bad aim straight up
How's that thing though?
This is Sniper Andy.
My my it's a little bit buggy nuts
So broken.
Oh
It must always say the whole time
I actually rolled a...
That was... that was Lugus members.
Ready to get into battle today, I'm not kidding.
Oh, there was a 3v4 on her. Oh, okay.
Well, I mean, I was the overall, I was the best player in the whole lobby.
So, I mean, you got mugged by a new player.
And you got mugged by a brand new player. I mean, that's embarrassing as shit.
Okay, I've got new shit unlocked.
Rapid Blaster, Carbon Roller, Crack-On Splat Roller, or Ink Brush.
But any of those good?
Chat?
I think we just wait down there.
I could try it, sure.
I think it's definitely a ball of a thing though.
Oh, what was this all about?
I think I might have just backfired, no?
What was it about?
I'll try the ink brush
It's not bad, huh?
Oh, it's a little bit more precision and it's not like it's like a, it's like a master at
nothing.
Oh, it paints.
Chad, can I help with the map though, no?
Like they help them map, like a lot.
Okay, is that one of the best panes in the game at all?
Okay, um, Jack carbon or or crack on it
I swear to god I'm not afraid of this one, I'm afraid of the other 15, I'm not afraid
of this one.
There's the autobomb, the Beotel Respawner.
Um, I don't even know.
There's better brushes than...
I'm just buying everything.
Okay, what about um chat about for a gear maybe I got a new stuff like I got lots no
No, no, no let me go to chat maybe shoes
maybe clothes swap stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah
check they don't have better items special saver this is little guy
decrease oh no no no he's the big damage was on no
all dog shit
so there's no good items that it's not a shop it's all really bad it's a normal
I already had Billy catch all of his table Let's try the bullshitter
No, patchy!
What's up man?
Thanks for the thank yous all for showing up.
You didn't have to do anything man.
Thanks for showing up.
25 is that a piece of that?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Check.
You did that?
What the?
Alright.
Maybe I should do the door to another shop then.
No?
I
Check
50 boom yo, what's up Joe? Thank you the 50 trees man. Hey, bro. You didn't go anything
I think she's been here official up. I'm sorry. Um chat
Julie's chat Julie's or maybe that was using already
Felix, I love you. You're the goat of life streaming. XQCL.
Spray? I'll try, but I don't think it's that good.
I
More levels for ranking I
Didn't the airbrush is trash
I know I did what oh, is this good for painting it
Wait, wait, hold on there's broken
50 you are you just sitting on all the features when what's happening?
Dude, I think I'll have to pick a desert, huh?
I don't like it, but...
No, no, no.
Follow up.
Chad, do I paint this one a little bit at the beginning?
Yeah, it paints a lot better than the other one I was way too much in.
Oh, what would my sub gunman have to do?
Grenade him.
There is no way to lose this guy!
I don't want that gun.
If I had to deal with the gun, I would have lost this guy.
Let's get to Leviton for Ranked Bones!
Way more fun!
I'm not doing it, I'm just doing it now!
It's always pinning her.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I, boom, chat lab in it.
What, what, what, why, why, why, why, chat?
months
I don't realize I'm vlogging a little bit far out, sorry, you guys be here, you guys
be in the way.
Chat, 1-2k points is good though, no?
Is that not good to make a lot of points for XB?
I mean, chat, 1-2k points is good though, no?
Is that a good way to make a lot of points for XB?
I mean, Chal 1.2 is your point, that's insane.
It's like I did everything.
Chal, I think I've only seen 1.3 get max points, ever.
I mean, the log is just weird.
I mean, it's like, it's like unrelated to me, you know what I mean?
It's like, I don't get it.
I'm gonna say it's not any tangible, it's not like something like uh, no, they're taking
my job!
What if this is my, like, engine is my job!
You're taking my fucking job!
I'm not sure what to do.
I'm not sure what to do.
I'm not sure what to do.
Some people, some people are just gonna...
Chat, three points was that early?
I mean, that's a lot.
I mean, I was looking.
700?
Wait
Jack 700 in like 10 seconds two alts
Okay, so this guy already uses all the because it gives a lot it puts a lot of a
Jack that's because
the alt puts ink on the ground
so you, you spam, spam, spam
then alt
sp- and you just keep inking
top one NA, how do you know that?
are you- are you smart to do this? like that?
then this
Wait, that doesn't think I'm up at all though
Can you shut up?
I can charge this better. Oh, I can charge it old faster with abilities, uh, like, like
call that a deer. That make that a sucks though. It's a little bit of ink, but it's not a lot.
It's like, it's like, I think it bugged it.
It just shake it.
It shake it?
Like that?
look at that
I don't know
let's go to the other side
Nice, this is done, this is putty, and it's not um, it's not cuddly on it, not cuddly on
those weird.
oh my oh what it's being this is my being the enemy chopped out the second
you tell me fucking loser
I had an L2. I'm showing a little bit.
Fuck!
At your barred.
They know you're by every slot right there.
That'll go, come on team!
What?
Bang!
I haven't lost a single game in forever, I'm actually cooking it!
At least on the ground, yeah.
Hey, those things guys, that's a lie.
Relax.
It's a children's game.
No, it's not.
Why not?
This is a real man's game.
Wait, I third fragged it.
Okay, this might have been kind of decent actually.
Okay, see, he uses what I added earlier.
I prefer that gun.
I mean, maybe. I don't know.
Is there a way to change your old with the certain gun?
Like, I feel that gun is good.
No, no, I forgot. Painting is good.
I keep forgetting that painting is very helpful.
like a gun that's too good for pp and it doesn't paint is it's not good for me i don't like it
yeah i was alone goodbye better was it
wait wait what kind of weapon was that
We're going to go up and add it methodically.
That's, I don't know. See, that gun, I really have to go back into the water, and really
just take my time and try to... I can't do like a middle and middle like that, every
is raised to better because the this fed is so big yeah
Nooo!
No, I don't need that, right?
I just don't show it to you!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I
Why read my something to myself a fish on it. What's up, dude?
You see I'll cannot get that the rain for sure. I
Mean I'm cooking
Okay, okay, I think that the the the the ZT whatever is
It's good PDP because the spread is smaller, but it paints like dog shit that this one
I think you just got to air we and you really dip into the water in out in out to do those
those only ones
Like because the spread is so big that at me the range
You get baited by the lawyer if you didn't get the enemy guy if you keep shooting you lose
Because he goes
So then you lose and you lose and that will be on it
This guy dip like dip in and then and then in a restart the the spread
And these slappers absolute garbage on it's it's so bad it's a lot of love out of this
Is it any pros that use Cybert really?
Jack.
Maybe they hide on high ground?
What does a gold gun do?
That's good.
I was trying to hold back and I had to save a life at least before I think I'm dead right
No!
That might be game.
Oh my god, that's close.
We got absolute massacre to...
Um, I don't really know how many of you lost that.
Check.
I was killing one or two enemies plus the stem was on me.
Like, I was lucky I didn't get any players out of four.
It means that they only had one active player and it wasn't even doing.
Like, oh my god, look at the- look at that stat- this is like some LeBron James headline.
Um, okay.
Okay, okay, that was like my state sponsored loss. Let's be honest. I mean, that's no shit
I mean I went 6-2 plus I had all the ink on the map
Yeah, I did get this look again, and I got the fucking bums and it's over
of
check and I know it's a gentleman when he's doing hammer
I started watching Fields Black Man truly grew up with the Pepe-Gues and Chatec Scusey now.
come on that that might just change the game are there that one show it there
let's let it back let's go
left side of the map please
Yeah, I didn't change lobby like this is like a losing
Because these guys they keep you ridiculous me whatever and they're fucking dog shit like they're a smirking me demon
I have absolute government in
Look number one and everything again like come on, bro
like what the fuck is he doing
yes man because he's doing some stuff some like some some shit like this like he's doing
some some some bugged out like like glitched strats
I
Did you look and still hit him? Yeah, but still though like it may usually I'm saying
Loses people aware
If I'm a loser train it
and
I don't know what that is.
I don't know if this game is bugged out.
Oh
Do that you will spread it inside of my own
Do the spot is not finished matter
What are we doing
You shouldn't be able to train with a minigunner!
You shouldn't have!
Wait, I'm based!
My brother and I have an 11 but your streams are one of the few things we've enjoyed together
excusing now.
That was way condition better.
Again with the top fucking score line, look at that score line!
Bang!
I'm actually learning man.
Like cause zombies in one game, in this game.
Wait, I suck, though!
Chat, what is this guy doing?
Is he just painting?
No, the guy.
Like, is he just...
He's only 4-2.
I helped move control the entire game.
I think I need the golden gunner.
Ummm...
I
Know if it wasn't the game yet
I think I think he always start over here because
So he's got a good spot
I feel like an echo boomer when I move my mic around and just feels like a boomer movement.
Oh
the
They're getting wilder.
Another, another, another goodie.
Ah, I should have just ulted, I didn't know what I was thinking.
No, I didn't flick it, I didn't flick it!
I had old as well, again.
Both of them are partially in the game Spawn again!
Oh my god!
Bang!
Chat, why do they have armor on?
What was that?
What was the armor thing that it had?
have to go through. Spawn Armor? That's a must of the shit.
uh... one point you get points
uh...
i can't believe x is colonizing split you
ten two of those poor bastards do when all the lobbies are just juices pottoe
sad
i mean uh... i'm i'm i'm i'm really becoming pro in real time
me look at this
This is some real mechanics here, look at this!
What the?
When you shake it, is this more AoE?
Is it like a 9-bang? Is it just a 1-bang?
Wait...
ZR!
Z- I was pressing R!
Oh my god, bro. I didn't know you could explode early.
Raiders surely
I mean, I always have to do this spawn every time I...
It's just like I'm fucking like the janitor- janitor worker.
Why is he flying mid-air?
I can get out of it, I can get out of it, I can't.
I mean, Chad, this everything is a little bit too strong.
I mean, it gives them so many points
that all their late game, I mean, it takes too much.
Like for us to recover that amount of ink is too much.
OK, this one is very dry-hearted.
I mean, almost every above one-to-one is crazy.
We are at level 8 shop, we need a red lane shop now.
I might be at your rank, but at this level, we see only 1 or 2 players per team at 1,000
points.
Sometimes it is 0.
I mean, I really don't shit.
Can we get a match, please?
18-18.
Check, the game is keeping me at a 50 to limit, and it's kinda well-balancing the lobbies.
okay this lobby is now all the good players are yet to be
Wait, they spawned up and they don't ink the top?
That's just sadder.
Dude, that's a crazy amount of money you're going to get for a big sum of it.
It gets me or I get harm you are to blame no one moves me no cares about me
You are the devil to me you can ban me from stream
But they're like like you're saying things that I don't understand though like I
Okay, what I will realize the note log you can't help me with refunding that so
Like dude, like I don't know what we're saying. I know we're saying it like like
I don't even know you, I just play games online that...
Okay, I can't even alter...
What is this? What is this grusher?
It's busted!
I got him, I got him.
AGAIN!!!
It's the same guy behind me, I mean he's just laying there.
Okay, chat, that thing that paints is crazy.
I didn't even open it at the same time, I mean, I threw.
I stole the bag, that was, that, I mean, if I had altered and I kept pushing up, I would
that was that's the term of course
if the like the brush that he's using is like the in between between brush and
medium range like it's a even when he's close range for my range I it's not
That's me.
Tell me.
Um...
I mean, maybe I go out to...
Shippity-pee?
Let's try this one again.
Or...
You're gonna swap them?
Turf map.
Nope, I didn't play it on that.
The worst that I ever had to do back in is that it's Captain and it's not even close.
I mean I said it was Starcraft with back in, but it was pretty bad, but that Captain game is crazy.
Why aren't you in force, Chas?
There's no more chat.
I'll catch them as soon as the game is pretty good.
I'm
I'm going to kill him!
I'm going to kill him!
We should at least redid it.
Spawn!
10 seconds, spawn!
Like our spawn was empty, like look at all the- Bro that's like 8% right there.
See I'm telling you, I did players at this level, those are the game for what it is.
It's 8% for free!
That nobody will take back!
7-3 not bad though.
This gun is really good.
Go on.
Wow, that was...
Oh, this you mean it.
I forgot about that.
We're going to the shop, we already went a little late, we have to wait a little longer
Yeah, Janitor job here it comes.
lousy teammates
I'm sort of mad for this game over and over again.
Your team is sound lousy. You just can't invoice chat. We're giving you thumbs and you won't even join.
XQC out.
What's going on Jack I fucking snapped on this game that Jack that's by from a busy
I just went crazy!
Oh my god, absolutely dominated.
Bang it!
Wait, what the fuck is this point?
8-Z!
Um, I don't understand it.
How does that bottom frag, I'm 8-0.
I love him.
He's working spawn and that's the immediate points.
Yeah, it is getting very slow, I'm not going to lie.
It's just not good. It doesn't paint at all.
Now it's probably better, I think I got a lot better there.
No, this brush can suck it.
This brush can suck on it! So bad!
I'm dead.
Oh, who the traitor? You fucking bitch!
What the hell is that?
oh no
nooo
Oh
Watch out here. I cooked dude. I am fucking cooking
Is it the way I swing that though?
It just flops around.
I'll try to roll it right out.
What the fuck?
Alright, that's what I got.
Sheldon?
Huh?
I mean, he's just so annoying.
Okay, I unlocked Custom Blaster, Splashanova, Custom Blaster, Classic Swiffer, and Wally's
Scralcherm
Curse this chat
Curse the juicers
Curse ex QC
Okay, is any of this good
Z plus F is the splat charger, about shit.
That's like the upgraded version of the one I have
That's what they got had earlier right
Brush and a roller
Oh my god, how many guns are there in this stupid ass game?
That's what they use these busters
How good is it to be a miner?
Should I buy a Roller?
Chai, I feel like Carbon's better.
Splatter shots.
No time to.
Why can't I still buy it though? Why?
Chai, is it gonna be buy it anyway?
I can buy all these early?
Why did you send me that?
Brother, I can just buy those for-
Chat, that's better than the one I have, right?
Is it worth it though?
Um...
Jack, it splashes way more, what?
I think I think it's we're buying it's fucking busted
it is it the exact same government abilities as if you get like the gun itself is the same
exact those in a little bit better
okay I'll get the nails in get the splatter shots pro this or that
And anybody?
These are all thirties.
Um, this is...
85 months.
Ex-QC, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
I'm in after all you are, the gaming golem.
Level 8 gun.
I'm in trouble.
Level 8 gun.
Oh, this!
Chad is like a new gundo.
It's new, but it's new.
A liter fire.
What is a liter fire?
A leecher fire.
Yeah, I might be a fucking problem in my head
because I can't see it.
I'm just gonna save it.
I passed it.
This?
Yeah, he's going to find out.
I mean, shit, you just have to do that.
Oh.
Wait, is it, is it hits again?
Okay, I'll just buzz with the Elven.
I'll buy, um...
I don't even know.
I don't give a shit.
Just give me something stupid.
I like the gun that had the brrrr bang brrrr over the death.
By the ballpoint splattling, it is a level 30 gun.
All you have to do is spam the ult.
out to some people.
I feel like my consensus is that in all the guns, no, not gear, no, not fucking, no, oh
my god, bro.
I think this gun is the best.
It paints, it kills, it has a good old, it's all
It's hard to beat, it's hard to beat that.
I'll do a warm-up.
Is that killing it?
I mean, I think it's fine.
Then you use the other-
Hey, chat, the, the, um, the duck hunt gunner.
That one's good.
and zappa 52 gallop better
Um, I love that I have like two bots when I came in, like they're like brand new accounts.
I'll go down in a minute and at least cover the spawn person.
I'm going to go for it
Good job guys, are you gonna go for it?
How do you even go there?
Spawn guys, come on bruh.
Oh my god, bruh. This fucking loser cuck.
of
Man, what a fucking loser!
That's him.
I mean...
What's sad is that this spider probably thinks that he did go with the spider.
Right?
But it's because these teammates were better than mine.
I mean...
No, no, we're not gonna keep going.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm over it.
That was fun though.
There is another sniper in this game, literally.
Hey, Ima competitive player, you should really focus on map control.
It'll help you in ranked battles.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean anything though.
Like, I don't know what that even means though.
Like that doesn't really say anything.
map control. Is that putting ink on the ground? Is that high ground? Is that pushing to their
spawn? Is that using alien abilities? Like, is this going to be anything?
All right.
Okay. I don't know what we're doing next.
maybe um chat I think you see the banani terraria which is fine I'm not saying I'm not I'm not getting mad
um about it
but um I think I think I think he's like behind his eyes is going to catch up I don't think he likes that
map control in this case means that you're just holding space
hmm well I'm not gonna get a naked finish again
You know, I'll just show you my number.
What about that?
I'm going to have to run.
Really?
What is this thing?
One day ago.
I'm going to run.
What is this thing?
One day ago.
Huge development.
62 W. Munch, 6 Qs now.
His lawyers have revealed that they are going to mount a novel seldom used defense.
It's called extreme emotional disturbance.
And if they prevail with this defense, Luigi Mangione would be convicted not of murder,
but of manslaughter, and he could become, and probably would become, a free man.
So let me explain the way this works.
In New York and several other states, this defense is available.
What you have to show, and you know, this is a legal standard, you have to show that
there is a reasonable reaction that the defendant suffered that caused him to lose
self-control. Is that what? That there is a reasonable reaction that the defendant suffered
that caused him to lose self-control and do what? A reasonable? What? How is that reasonable?
United, United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson. So before I kind of get into, I mean, how
reasonable, I thought, if the men are reasoned and then planned out and carried out something,
all the vaccinations of this, this would effectively, Jack, I'm going to say what TMZ does,
and I'm not trying to be rude, but TMZ likes to do this shit where, where something is happening,
And they know that people are kind of brain dead and they will say, this is crazy.
This is the most I can't believe this is happening.
And then it was like a nothing burger or whatever.
And they'll sell it as it's like some big thing because he's pretty well versed in this shit.
And he knows this is like.
So allow Menjione lawyers to put United Health Care on trial because we know that Luigi Menjione
was on a mission to talk about corporate greed, how it was destroying America.
We reported extensively on this.
He was on trips to various countries.
He did a tour of Germany with a couple of other travelers where he talked about this.
He spoke and corresponded with the author of a book on corporate greed.
So this is something that really affected Luigi Mangione.
What the defense is going to try and do is show-
Yeah, but how is there a reasonable reaction to something though?
I don't know how that plays out though.
That United Healthcare was so egregious in denying healthcare claims that it pushed Luigi over
the edge to do what he did.
Now the really interesting thing here is that in a murder trial you have to show guilt beyond
to reasonable doubt. So you always think, well, reasonable doubt is always the standard.
With this defense, you don't have to show that he had extreme emotional disturbance
beyond a reasonable doubt. All you have to show is it's more likely than not that he
did, like 51-49. So that's a much lower standard the defense has to prove. Now, if they prove
it, it doesn't mean he's innocent or not guilty. What it means is-
I think this would apply for like an on-the-fly reaction to something happening, you know
I think it's better defensively would go for if it's something had happened and I'm
Reasonably angry to write there right then but I mean the care of plans in they could
get the murder charge goes away and he would be sentenced to
Manslaughter and in New York Manslaughter carries a minimum sentence of five years a
a maximum sentence of 25 years.
Luigi is 28 years old,
so he could become a free man if this defense works.
I have rarely seen this before.
I want you to kind of hide tomorrow.
I think I'll just finish, I'll try if they...
Yeah, that whole thing has kind of been kind of one ever.
It's not...
I mean, if only the case itself was interesting,
it really isn't.
Yeah, I mean, I don't want to see the hype in it.
Chad, Jesse, it's a lot of shit, and I've just made a choice.
I hope everyone is doing amazing. Love you X.
Chat.
I might have built a cool base.
Chat, if you'd like it or not.
So, the idea was to make a big ass tree trunk, to make it a living tree, look.
Here's like a branch that's broken, and here's like a big branch, and here's like a top
of the tree.
Thoughts?
If you can even go inside the other chunk.
I have the lanterns in here, well the execution of the idea is better, but I really want this
to be navigatable. Like I want you to go inside of it. You know what I mean? But you'll see
things that they say, I just love it when it says that, when it's a day time. Just look at it.
Like, the little brand new thing looks kind of cool.
Also, I didn't even do the roots.
What?
What does it?
Like I do the roots.
Let's not finish either.
But yeah, I think now I have to go down in the basement of the dungeon to get the rest
of the stuff.
I mean, I got like a couple items but nothing crazy.
I'll check quick Nazar.
What is that?
Yeah, they can't do it all better.
It's like we have a nice edge here.
Bag on walls and a chest look like roots.
Ooh, wait!
Wait, let this man cook.
I'll do that later.
you're doing great. Can I get a welcome to the jungle perchance?
I put a bottle down here somewhere. I'll do it later, it's the bomb.
I think I'll let it do it now because I'm not lazy.
And I'm gonna do a ship.
Yeah, I think I'll do the shimmer.
Shambhi, today we do Wall of Flesh.
Yeah, I've been enjoying this play, I know I've been enjoying this play a lot more than
usual, I mean, I've actually understood how the game works now, I'm kind of performing,
you know what I mean?
I'm actually getting the places.
Is there possibility of me growing anything good on these platforms there?
Nothing, right? Because there's no, uh, seeds.
Now let's go, let's go into the caves.
All of these tables are good for dungeons.
Magic crafting, okay, that's actually good.
Good to know that.
I forgot where I was going.
Why so many torches though?
Oh!
Oh, Govind Army's approaching.
You can wall my flesh smile. I hope your year is going well so far
I need more of my sight, I think.
Alright, I don't know.
Shall I have you open this one, then?
Hard mode of key.
Okay, what's up with the water right there?
The trap?
So I don't go in there?
Every time you play this, I wish you would dig all up in me also.
Dude, what the fuck?
What is that?
Like a super major?
I just took a hundred images, oh, the stupid fucking trapper!
Oh, no!
I think here, I think here.
I'm a chumble, I'm a chumble.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm any butthole.
I do, I do, I do.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not.
I think it's, I think it's not worth it.
So maybe end of this or end of that.
Can't loot this, no key.
Dude!
Dude!
I'm dead, I'm so dead.
Noooo! I'm reaching out to him!
Okay, I got it! I got another VG!
Please stop! Please stop!
Hello!
I'm caught!
Nooooo!
Keep keep yes
Chat where's more masa
I need to get past this spot, but I can't, because I don't have any-
Oh no!
Help!
Keep, keep.
Okay, hold on.
No, I'm dead.
I don't think I'm on my way.
What the hell was that?
Chat, right there, this over there, guys, is that, is that, is that, is that, don't
trap it up there.
Okay, let's go.
I
See what I'm on
Yeah, I don't do
up what to do against against the the the bullying
come on
come on
chest, chest
Is that good, Shen?
Is that good?
Oh, is it?
It's gonna get lucky, no?
I mean, when do I get that?
Oh, whoa.
Slime down?
Oh, two slimes!
Two slimes!
Okay, so I stay up, so they spawn down below.
Okay, I guess you got two keys, right?
I have five keys!
Oh, brother!
Oh, no!
I'm dead.
Chat.
I had two big items. Do you want me to go to management in this table?
I mean, I don't...
Oh, not the government army, dude. Come on, bruh.
Let's do keep this check this any good chance zealous valor
Okay, I'm gonna do
I need new chests
danger sense potion your rights
danger sense potion
chat somebody's at it I should just leave my home no
I don't know what this shit does, like I don't get it.
Yeah, it's still on the wall, I think.
Dangerous sense potion.
Okay.
Um, maybe a potion of...
Okay, is there anything I can upgrade at all?
Imagine it at all.
Not now, okay.
So I wouldn't be better just dig down, technically?
Oh no, I'm not going to go to the right place.
I'm sure I know.
It's my, it's not my first time playing through the game, but I never finished the game.
I think my other playthroughs were calamity, but that's just too dank, just too dank.
It's too danky.
I think it's a level of dentiness that's a little bit too much.
I think it's better if I just go down this cave, faster.
I think there's a boy in the bag and put the bones in it there, okay.
I'm getting one message while I'm here in the first place.
I don't think the B-Sword is part of Night's Edge.
Oh no, I had to B-Sword it.
I forgot to add a heal, H, H.
What the fuck am I doing? Yo, what am I doing?
What am I doing I'm showing the game so badly it's just it's not fun it's just sad
I see up they spawn downwards surely
Please don't please do not do not do not
I'm going to dig down all the way down to the spot.
I'm not gonna lie with it, I'm not gonna lie with it, it's just not worth it.
What did I just eat? What did I just eat?
Fucking goblin army of all things dude, like seriously?
Shit, I think I just don't die as you get away from here.
It's just pointless to be here.
I'm using the bad itchy pots.
I don't think they get clapped when I'm not there, right?
I don't think it renders the mob, does it?
I want to go down here without playing on the Bosch dit.
There has to be a better way to get in there, right?
Maybe they're just gonna haste you, right?
Well, dude, this is a lot of their slogans in here.
See that blob, right?
That's it, I'm using the Fuzzman.
Pet! Pet!
Is he friend now or not?
He's friendly.
Wait, Sigmund the Elder Slum has left, which I was that.
was that a jet?
pretty swap
So there's nothing here
Lady left of the mealy left
the mechanic is that good?
do i want that?
do i want that?
i don't understand it!
break the walls
I'm dead.
Okay, I'm a mini-fusion.
I do not think there's any more.
Please stop that. Please stop that. Please.
Oh my god dude stop!
Does it ever end dude?
I'm already on the iron scanner.
Not the wrong one, it was the wrong one.
Somebody is mining here me, who is it?
Oh, he's stuck on the doorway.
Oh, please stop. There's no way he's stuck in there, right?
Dude!
Where is more masa?
Yeah, it should be about now.
What do you think?
Bound the mechanic.
Do I want that?
I don't have that.
What is it, chap? What is it?
chest below what's hitting me I don't get it
fucking die dude
he's booking me
i'm better
dude where is more mass that is this is crazy
Oh my god, I got it.
I mean, didn't I just finish the dungeon?
I thought he was moving it, right?
Oh, they had to shove it. Oh, they had it.
Okay, is there anything else more in this play than I need it?
the mechanic
I've got to get out of here, I'm suffering enough
So this is all hard mode chess, right?
Maybe I forgot that I had a holm sword when I picked it up.
I can't attack her, I can't attack her, I can't attack her.
Oh my god.
Jack, where is my mirror?
Did I really do that at home?
Okay, I'm out of your craft's night's edge.
Um, or can I though?
It's still war at home I can't I am just I can't dude
Give me an alter a whole make-up
Bottom right
what's that hello mr. cow I've been loving the terrarium content but if you
keep playing your flying I'm going to rip your heart out and beat it he's right
he's right well no matter what I do I do it when I want to help Jesse
why don't you always get one guy because that's the basis of streaming going
what else are you gonna do until nobody because it's all one guy I mean
4 gold!
I don't have the m7 anymore, there's the azids.
Hey, it's just got back from what I think is my last hangout with a dear friend.
I did something terrible and the consequences have been catching up to me.
I wish I knew the line between self pity and self accountability.
Cheers chat, keep your friends close.
Huh?
huh?
what is this ominous message?
that was like ominous as shit man
what am I thinking the doublins? I only have to
the other blades there
shall we go down here?
I need volcano
I have them all right there.
I forgot to fuck in.
been very depressing all night. Chat, you are loved. Now everyone type link in chat.
Shampoo, rootless, change rootless good, Sharpa, I wish it would just stop bothering us.
I'm happy that gently
And that's what my little all in this
I didn't imagine this was full time for a thing and it was the point of getting the
blade if it's gonna not be magnified.
I spent fucking days trying to get it.
Bang!
BANG! BANG!
Army defeated them.
the
sixty two damage
chances of getting a welcome to the jungle
there
gamba
Now should we go for shimmer? Find Feral Claws? I have Feral Claws, they're right here.
The Violent Feral Claws, I don't know what to do with it though.
We need to get the, I think from Hell. Oh! We go down to Hell and open the chest!
shall we go to hell we open the chest then we go left side of the map and we
find the shimmer next to goals and then it was a sh
the chests
arm
I'm not so stupid.
It's killing me!
Windows.
Good! Bang!
Yeah, these are usually so rare. Why is there so many of them?
I don't know. I don't know the problem yet.
First I need to get the chests.
No chests here.
Only time of day.
Oh the flowers!
I had no idea!
So last time I was shooting for no reason.
No time?
Nobody's anything, nobody's anything, nobody's anything!
That's just weird
Mr. Cow, boys is for thanks man for the nice of me
What does that mean though?
Lower, meet your right bar, oh no, nothing good in here.
Where are the glands though?
I'm not bringing chest with that, it's kinda nice.
Wow, that is a long image.
That is bad though.
Blow your boots.
Wow, silly nuts.
I can't fly through ever though.
I didn't even bother to do the wall-flash shift, I think the difficulty is just raw, just full-send, just spawn it in and just kill it while walking around it.
Calling the bees, you're right.
I forgot what I'm looking for for iron in here chat.
I actually forgot what I'm looking for.
I mean, I'm sure I lose the adult and reason.
Open the chest.
I'll be there in a second.
Big gold!
I have to pick your bank without having one right now.
Deadly helving boat, arcing treasure magnets.
Is anything good?
No.
Lovely.
I love getting dog shit.
It really makes my day.
Like, I mean, all the way down here, if I use stupid ass monsters,
just to get absolute shit garbages.
I mean, that's what it's all about.
Ah, portugals in the pockets right now.
Ah, I don't want to go in there.
I'm not living.
I'm not fucking living.
I
Still are trying to reforge and I agreed it as you're for checker all warning was just
Flamash, what is that?
I don't know what's the max run here wait show why he's different to show why are these
Different like this room is different. It's like already why?
visual
I'm gonna die lose all the gold and no worries. I just under control now. I'm really clapping this segment
I'm lucky buddy, so this is unlucky
Obsidian Rose.
That's good!
Yeah, very good potions. I think it's kind of a maximum on potions.
Not bad at all.
The problem is that anything was fuller now.
Sure false. Maybe it's the next outs.
The microequipment?
I don't see it. Did I give it a bit?
The tinkering that report is cheaper in this no biome.
I already had the clock at home man. The clock already man. I told you I told you earlier.
of
I don't know, I mean, living as a boy doesn't really make sense.
Battle potion.
Champ 4. Like, you know, like, my meter is maxed out.
I think that helps with my boots or my hair closet.
The rose from the imp does that.
What do you mean by that?
wait wait wait wait wait, where do we aim at?
dude, I don't have any points anymore
Drop Battle Plots Kill Imps for boost upgrade
So I should use this then, increase battle rates and increase summits.
Can I help the best?
Dude, fuck off!
I'll have any renown me 1538
I have to build a platform in here, right there?
It's gonna take forever to build that shit. I don't think I'm gonna do that today. It's just too much work
Yeah, that was this over here
It means a lot of work is it's like a hell jungle. I kind of like that
Um, is there no more, um, is there no more like opponents anymore?
They're running out of their opponents.
here. So where would you spawn at wall clash? All the way left, right? And a half far up,
They'd be like halfway in between the lava and having to do the ceiling?
of
of
Maybe I'll wait here for imps.
Okay, so I've got it. I think Loki I sell all of his dog shit all the flowers all the shit
Wait, wait, why are you, why are you returning it, I don't understand it, it makes a portal
My fucking what's your favorite animal and why also can I get a welcome to the jungle? Please, please
Tell me gentlemen. Do you know Jack George magnets fine. All right
Boz, chat, Sunfury, Dark Lentz,
Flameless?
Flameless?
Oh, I speak one.
Ah, maybe I keep this.
This is good, no?
All of this.
This is shit of gas.
Okay, I think I put everything in the chests.
I'm not sure I'm gonna need that anymore.
Check these keys, do I put them all away or not?
Moon furry and inventory
What
There's a lot of them
I
and I can, and I can trap that together?
Just swing it.
Wait!
just swing it
wait
is that strong though? is that better is that better than then shit
Okay.
Bang, bang.
Put it all away.
Nice.
I will finish this up in the next one.
Hey, how are you?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
Love the stream.
I think I'll do it then.
Thanks for being here.
Um.
Chai, I'm not getting all those from now.
Chai, I had to build the arena.
It'll take hours.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm not getting all those right now. I had to build the arena it'll take it'll take hours
Chat everything that I just walked you just watch me walk all the way
I would have to clear the path and build a platform from left to right all of that times three
because I was like here like I mean 2-2-2-7
well I forgot you can build it like an escalator
you don't have to circumvent and bomb but you can just fucking
it's like a natural escalator
you
you
you
you
you
you
So, yes, can you demo now real quick, please?
I don't even have the login in the phone yes because I'm I'm sure to talk about I don't
know how to do it.
I forgot my tool kit.