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06-24-2026 · 7h 39m
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No, I don't want to fight, bro.
I'll go with you right now.
Bro, I don't want to fight, bro.
I don't want to fight.
Let's go.
I don't want to fight.
Let's go.
We're going to have you set up.
Tell them come on.
Let it probably be.
This is going to be bad.
This is going to be bad, but they go.
No, bro, bro, bro.
What's up?
Bro, relax.
You want to fight?
I got the 37.
You want to fight some?
You want to fight some?
Because it is ample ready.
You always going to have to fight some.
I'm going to have to push you.
Where do you have some of the 37's, Sam?
Push me, boy.
You push me.
But, I respect it
Candy
Fits my bum, but
Love it good
The top 8 is leaving how much of world-based glitter earned over the past year
Wait, no shot. Okay, chat chat. There's like some Google members for sure
For the past year
Do you guys like it?
Brent Rivera, really?
Chad, what do you guys think they should remember that then?
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Boys are generally I'm in the market like it
Yeah.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Out of anybody, like I'm in this racket.
I'm in this, I'm in this, this, this thing.
Like, I don't understand the numbers.
Like, they don't make sense.
Like, they don't make sense.
Like, what are the income streams?
Like, like how are we making this money?
Check.
It's not because you see a guy on TV that he's rich.
If anything, if anything is the opposite of jealousy, I'm actually extremely glad with
them.
If Jews can turn it, whatever he's doing on the internet, into 20 mil, I'm not jealous.
I'm actually fucking, I'm up in arms about pushing everybody to be like, yo, yo, that's
a goat.
Because that's fucked.
Well, 20 mil is really difficult to make in this racket.
You know what I mean?
Um
Even if you want to go on an ad in the Super Bowl, it's just under the market
they they want you but not enough like
You gain a lot by being on the ad and they know that like they don't give you a massive fucking bag
Yeah, like you think they get an ultra bag to be on a fucking. Uh, no
Fuck no
Because they get you guys
Yeah, I think I got Adam W. Jester. I
Know you guys a cabbie lame
Check this is it sold his brand for one bill cap fucking cap straight cap cap cap cap
I know this is I know that is I know this is don't know don't know don't know
Haley Bailey, Paggant Queen, I don't know what that is, I don't know what that is.
Alan, okay.
Okay.
Okay
He said Chad this is why I don't get it if Marcus Browning makes 10 mil how's the others for clean 30 mil 40 mil
Like it doesn't make sense
Well, it doesn't make sense because his operation is pretty tight, right? He's already is so those pretty it's not yes
We beg you. He's a bigger enterprise, but it's not a pretty tight
a ship, right? So he would keep both of the money, right? Ten mill, I believe that. But
all of these other creators, they run a very wide ship that doesn't sail farther than
his, and say they make it twice or three times the amount of money? Fuck that. Fuck
that. No shot. No, just no. That's not happening. That's not happening in.
Jack, I don't even know where you would mention me the biggest money.
He's not 30 mil from speed tickets, okay yeah that makes sense actually.
Jack sent the guy.
Chats possible without a vision to knowing it how I
Think I used to like Jack. I think it's a bit performative on internet and I think it's it's a little bit
We didn't come in an hour. I'll turn it to that video. He's a boy. They're catchphrasing around it
He's a little performative and it's a little annoying but
I don't think these guys are agg- I don't know, no, no, no, again, again.
I know for a fact that this list is shit, but it is an ash in the hall like ten mil.
Buddy, buddy, just stop it.
Like, just stop it.
I mean, who are we kidding?
Um, yeah, his big comes from all my diet and fitness courses and I don't plan that 3k.
Fuck that.
Bro, how do you go bought a 3k fucking a food planner?
No fucking shot.
Just stop it.
So I'm not, I'm not being a hater.
I would blaze those together. I don't even know who they are.
I'm blazing MKBHD or whatever.
Right.
I think his number looked pretty solid.
Yeah, that's about it.
Interesting article.
He's always wrong.
Yeah.
this is my most most of my life
what happened Joe?
it's all I got
I
Know
Well, yes, okay, yes, not at him. Yeah, you know, yeah, just not at him
Did it.
Come on.
Come on, bro.
What is it?
What is this?
What is this?
I don't get it.
Oh.
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Yeah, I'm thinking that I should have got you through the game You see, I saw you were
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Chat what?
Yeah, huh?
That I think the joke I've been done better
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What?
Argentina two-way roads
We gotta come back here right here.
Bro, what was that bro?
That's how it is?
It's...
It's Dossway?
Dossway?
Yeah, yeah, come.
Did they Dossway?
It's not the arrows, both ways bro.
Bro, we going into all coming traffic.
It's all, bro.
Let's go both ways, please.
Um
Jesus, man, I can't
alright
He just said it changes at the time of day
With a ring
Okay, I was learning hot dogs for a limited time in Canada very cool
That looks absolutely disgusting. Yeah, that looks awful
Yeah
I guess
I mean, I guess.
After all this, hold on, hold on, hold on, bang, bang, bang, relaunch.
QC Blair, we're gonna
Thanks for entertaining always
Excuse me, Alex's chat.
If you are a real man, you will watch FIFA World Cup highlights right now.
Fuck you, man.
But, man, to me, not only this should be you.
You should get what you want.
Like, are you fucking stupid?
Like, well, no shit then.
It's something that you don't want to know what you want to know you don't want to know when you understand
I am going to take everything you have you poor gay
Now when I was a kid though I was in high school. I was gay as hell
You know me niggas got to understand niggas talking about this gayship or content
So why aren't you on the list now when I was a kid though?
I was in high school. I was gay as hell
Never me niggas got to understand niggas talking about this gayship or content
No, I'm just if you're eating this check now. That's when I was a kid
I decided to leave the club tonight I'm going to park over there.
I decided to leave the club.
57 months.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle Marjusa?
Tonight I'm going to park over there.
You would have been on here if you still had that McLaren.
I decided to leave the club.
A dumb and madder not on it.
Why would I care about being on some funny Forbes List when you have the money?
Just admit it that you are broken poor because you ain't on this list slow
30 months, can I get a better?
right like
On the list the prize is that like the other fucking list back from the dead
Is
Welcome to the jungle. All right. I was a bit of jet engine day
Bob left broke ass and broke. Yes, please donate. I'm fucking on my last leg
If you we don't have a few subscribers check as I think I am in fear the broadcast will go offline again
Check it's kind of where we're at these days check
Check I'm gonna do my best DSP front and check guys
I
Get this Japanese pack 61 years. It's definitely packed of cars and got no big and we could get something check in this
That could be up to 75 to $103 in this pack.
But this is a special occasion.
I'm not gonna open this for free.
I mean, some people buy this at the store
for $9.40.
I'm not just gonna open that because I want to.
If we get a $200 support donation,
I might open it.
If I want to, one, maybe $300 donation,
I'll open it so you guys can watch
a few of these cards, but otherwise, it's gonna stay right here.
Stay right here, until we get that to work.
I mean, yeah, I'm not opening it.
Now, take my last $5 from my bank account.
You need it more than me, you broke bum, bitch.
It's $100 million stake deal
and still not on Forbes and fake classic fake numbers.
Oh, man, Jesus Christ.
Yo, no, no, no, no.
I made more in January than that fucking,
than half that fucking list.
Shut up, Brokey.
I ain't more than fuckin' genuine fuckin' chewing that fuckin' stupid ass list.
You're my fuckin' ball!
Holy shit!
Ex-Q-C-L open the pack.
Shut up.
He's like me, FRFR, he is five lil bro.
Wait!
time you welcome me to the jungle man and fasts crazy
Now what if there's an invasive species the research out and it and it the poor please give
Joe that you see in the wrong country over man the TTS today is something huh
Show your tax forms liar
Or if I do that I don't buy those
Order up.
Now show the what's QCL.
Would you suck at one brand for this five dollar XQCLL?
L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L, L.
It's a t-shirt.
I buttoke in the pack.
I give cells much love. Yo!
I have stones.
Dude, but let me get open the package.
I know it's a real package.
I don't know where I got this.
I don't know what this is.
Is that three cars in here?
Oh shit! Oh shit!
I don't know what that is.
And then, Q-Bone, Japanese Fort, hold on.
I don't even know what that is.
It's an, um, Absol.
And then, what the fuck?
What the fuck is that? I don't know what that is, what the fuck?
Yo, is that, what the fuck is that?
Jack, wait, wait, hold on.
If you got it like the 10,000-
You're Chinese?
Back to me, come.
Yo, it's Chinese.
That's Chinese buddy. Wait.
Jack, I don't even know where I got that.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Maybe a viewer gets his knees hurt? Jack.
Right into the fireplace.
I don't know where I got this.
It's probably a viewer that gave it to me.
It was fan mail.
I don't know, that was the scarlet.
Thank you guys. It's fake. What? Yeah. Yeah, it's nothing pranking
No, it doesn't get better Beyonce tore that shit up. It's crazy
So is to be bad out of context, but she heard it and she realized it had huge potential, right?
Did you know that's a hit record?
So I think that's just an important thing to note is that you gotta think about these things sometimes in like a different context.
Shit sucks, but like, does it suck? That's the real question.
Shut up.
Yeah, context matters. Just listen to this.
Chad, this is why I make beats with dog shit, because I know that all I need is the right vocalist.
If I had the right vocalist I must have my songs. I mean, we had to talk about it.
It's why I make all of these dog shit, because it's missing one piece.
How do you know if it's done or not?
Yeah, how do you know if it's done or not?
If you don't have the right time to let the win say runs
Yeah, I don't take jelly and it's it's not Jack. It's that's also offensive
Yeah, it's also it does and I don't want to say it. It's it's just fat. It's just offensive
He looks like a movie, right, and he's like some Samurai in Japan or whatever, right?
Like, no I mean, Chad, do you see it?
That's that fucking jacket man, we in it bitch
That's not the full take about it's all good
Yeah, but I think my dick in your mouth also stupidity is a car
But they're not
Appendent there's rumors that sound it started it the poutine
It was the guy was like do the put it in put it in put in put in
As in you wanted to have the the cheese in the sauce on the fries put in
And that's how they came up with the poutine meal
It's one of the rumors on how they started and there's a few rumors on how well
That's one of them
If it's files in the cloud, really gotta ask that, think about it, you're making your
use the-
Chad, the cloud is a sci-op, Chad, the cloud is fake news to make money.
The cloud is actually, if you don't say AI will lose you, it'll lose a lot of water.
Cloud, use a lot of water.
You don't need cloud.
Everybody has cloud, and nobody even uses the fucking cloud, most of the time.
done. Microsoft OneDrive is one of the biggest scumaws of
server space in the history since the dinosaur motherfucker.
It's trash.
Going back documents onto another man's creation with all
with everything else there. Everyone else to see. Once it's
in the cloud, anyone can see that you're not ashamed of how
your body and in this situation, your documents are
moving.
You gotta be a little bit more tactile
Tactile
Tactile?
Did he say fucking tactile?
Buddy, is that what your finger is at?
Yeah, I don't even have a cloud
Cause if somebody's gonna make it rain, it's gonna be me
Yeah, oh yeah
If you want some clouds, go to UK
That's all they got. All they have is clouds
I don't need that, you know, I don't need storms in my life.
I'm already in my life.
I don't need the lightning. I don't need the thunder.
I'm already bringing it, you know?
And also, I don't really do anything important enough to have any files in my store.
But if I did, I wouldn't be using another man's cloud.
Okay, Jack, you guys, when I was in the UK champ, it was a hot day.
And I went to Nando's chicken and I got their ice cream and I swear to chat if I died right
on the spot I wouldn't give a fuck because it was real nice.
Chat, it was a hot day and I had some ice cream but no ice cream?
Yeah that's hard.
That, chat.
I was fulfilled, but.
use
holy ninety-six months of my life gone
why am I even here just to suffer life wasted
bitches evaded I guess I'll get faded
excuse me can be good
we are
I love shots.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Check, it should be like, uh, like Trackmania.
When you go into a spot, a part of the track,
it makes it go to first person automatically.
And it's like different like track, like modes, or like track, like, um,
Segments shush
Okay
Micah bunch eyes that it is a bit flat for now like it's as these items in the bottom left
Batteries, but it looks like it's it's it's missing some some mechanics or features. It's missing some form of
Wow
I mean don't fucking do that. I mean
imagine you're one of the only humans on earth to get to touch a game first first game right?
Two?
Oh my god I'm the first guy to play this game right?
Two?
Yo world, guys look I have first access to this game and you do this shit right?
I don't know the answer to it.
Have you ever seen gamer journalists play?
Check, check.
Yo, Brokey, click my link and queue up the Sand Game Broke Boy link.
Jack! Jack!
This is what it was posted eight years ago.
And this is why I don't listen to articles when it comes down to rating a game.
Jack, this is why, after this little thing happened, I stop the IGN, whatever, I don't listen to them.
I
Okay.
He's charging me.
Oh, Lord!
Jeff, if you play on easy mode, locking you don't gotta do it there.
But once you've learned locking, it's insane how much this game, like it opens up the possibility
of using it.
Like, locking is fucking insane.
If this is not horror, then I don't know what it is like.
Forty-seven months. Genuine question next. When did you start becoming so aggressive towards
those with different opinions. Every single take nowadays is if I don't like it, anyone who does is a dumbass.
Welcome back from the B-Lag, Mr. Parrot.
Oh, he's right right here.
So what do we do now, Brubble there?
I'm not gonna die, I want that!
I'm gonna keep it for myself!
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna keep it for myself!
I know you got it, I want that!
Yeah, I was having a work-along, bruh.
I get to in a romantic relationship.
I'm gonna get off the car.
Ooh, love is in the air!
I'm such a fine man, she's making me miss chats.
Every ebony leaf,
I've run my storm,
Whatever weather,
I-I clap, I-I clap.
Not good.
Isn't that though?
All righty.
Are you two in a romantic relationship?
Oh, how y'all doing? I'm sorry.
You good?
Good. How you doing?
Terrible.
You tell that fat bitch your name?
She's gonna come in here and whoop on fat ass.
You gotta know that, because she disrespects me.
And I'm gonna tell her that.
disrespect me and I'm gonna be your grandma tell my daughter gonna work
off bad ass oh how y'all doing I'm sorry you're good
good how you doing? Terl
each other fat bitch and ass cuz my daughter gonna come down here and work with fat ass
you gotta know that cuz she disrespect me and I'm gonna be your grandma tell
my daughter gonna work off fat ass I'm scared of the moon lord I remember
On this episode of-
When you once a bitch and played video games feels Batman finished the land for you.
I knew it! I trashed you!
You're fucked! You're fucked!
You're fucked!
On this episode of Global Streeter Graphic, we observe a rare sighting of-
As I said earlier, was the water under the sea.
They are on the way to the-
No, that's it! Under the-
Under the water.
Atlanta?
Everyone sit, sir.
Yes, sir.
Okay, okay, okay.
So let me go over this again.
You want Big Mac,
a large,
bulk,
a big,
big,
big,
big,
big,
big,
big,
big,
three buckwheat built bookies.
Oh, blizz, that's what I want.
That's it.
Everyone sit, chill.
That's what I want.
OK, OK, OK.
So let me go over this again.
You want a big mac, a large boat, a six piece bacon nugget,
and three buckwheat built bookies.
Oh, blizz, that's what I want.
That's it.
Everyone sit.
I was wondering what the chat with guys is.
How do you make this clip?
Anyway, I don't get it.
Push, push, push, push.
Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Nice, thank you, go!
Rocket low, rocket low behind you guys in the hallway behind you guys.
Guys, I'm sorry, that bubble's on me.
No!
Push, push, push, push.
Yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Nice, thank you, go!
So, why do you- you don't get it yet?
Does it.
Rocket low, rocket low, by the way.
Punchers Ultra has an automatic weapon.
You hold down the trigger and you blow everything in.
Okay?
He's clicking it and it's not even starting the gun up.
He's shooting one more, like...
He's tapping it.
Rocket low, rocket low, by the way.
Like, it doesn't do anything, tap it.
Wait, behind you guys, as well.
Guys, I'm sorry.
Oh my god, he's not answering!
Hope my baby boy's okay!
Oh, he's calling me back!
Fuck!
Oh my god, he's not answering!
Sure, I'm going to do the one on the skip.
Whoa, what is that?
What the fuck is going on here?
Jeff, what is the... guys, okay.
I think I noticed that with the, with the, um...
some Chinese shanks, they always have these top bars.
Like, what the fuck is that?
The comments!
Did you really get down to the city that I did it?
I guess that's how it is. The only thing that I see is that it's like something like it gets hurt, you know what I mean?
Is this somebody clip?
You want to add this? She happens.
SUV
He pressed the time, and turned the light on and started to change.
One day,
literally an afternoon,
Humans will no longer enjoy driving in here.
Because journeying will not be presented as anything you can do.
One day it's a real thing.
Driving is not a thing that's going to be,
oh, you want to drive it because it's gonna fade away.
And people will know it's fun to drive.
And anything on the...
I am a driver in this video.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle.
And then journal will disappear.
I mean, I think we're getting closer to that.
Worldwide.
Wait, he's got me!
I'm so happy
I know why
I have three numbers on my phone
Because there are too many
XQC can't remember
Look at the number on the wall
Oh, it's this
The number is 057
What?
I'm coming to see you
3003
right here in this chair
huh?
I'm fucking by you
I'm fucking by you
I'm fucking by you
The game is not the same as the game of the streamer
The game is not the same as the game of the streamer
I don't know if you guys are
chat, chat, those who know
chat, guys what is this place?
yo no one knows that
who remembers
yeah only one guy
only one guy can't knew
It's a crowd dog.
It's a crowd dog, and he's not gonna stop it.
Like, you guys still off, right?
Yo, he'll say you need to fill out the ticket.
Yo, you guys still off, right?
Oh, go down, kick your head.
Actually, kick your head, almost everybody had it.
This is online, but I went to XCC's base
to return a horse, and I guessed it's code immediately.
This is XCC's Academy, Mark.
And then...
But I don't think that's it anymore.
I've been working for you for the first time in my life.
Of course, except...
Can you really trust somebody?
You wish somebody would cheat them in the mongous?
I'll answer you.
No.
Yo!
True!
I mean, yeah, I'm a quiet
Suckin on your whole mouth is blue
Shaved ice, okay, I shaved my dice from time to time
You get it
No, explain it to me.
He said shaved ice, but I made it seem like he said shaved dice, and then I said, I shave
my dice from time to time.
Anyways, we're all adults here.
I've been thinking a lot about tongue skin socks lately.
What the fuck is that?
40 Months Pog. Can I get welcome to the Jungle Mr. XQC?
you
you
you
you
you
I think everybody knows that.
Like what?
The tongue tongue. This.
Check out this two years ago.
No one cared who I was until I added this sahore.
50 years in the jungle.
No, I guess you have because because I don't don't.
So far.
Um, show the people what's up.
Just put it right in the.
It's only like two liters, nothing too crazy.
Let's see.
Yeah.
64 ounces.
Nothing too crazy.
Yeah, but okay, so you see this, like.
Yeah.
That 100% grape juice, you know, just, you know,
only make that lip break, you know?
Give me the time to run.
Okay?
Let's get it.
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Whoa!
11!
God damn!
Shut up, you whore-sup.
Just put it right in the hole.
Interesting
I don't think it is
These are stupid. I mean
Okay, does this show have more quarters does this show have more quarters or are they the same the same okay?
Now does this show have more quarters does this show have more quarters or are they the same oh
Oh my fucking god buddy buddy they didn't add any fucking moron like they didn't add any of them
Like how fucking done can you be?
Okay, then
Why aren't we watching your childhood videos?
X, Q, C, L.
Okay, so we have two sticks.
Is this stick longer?
Is this stick longer or are they the same?
The same.
What about now?
Is this stick longer?
Is this stick longer or are they the same?
That stick is longer.
No, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
If you read it from left to right, it's longer.
If you read it from right to left, it's longer.
So
So now it's longer
Okay, tell me I'm gonna pour blue water into each of these cups and you're gonna have to tell me when they're the when they have the same amount, okay?
Okay, tell me when this one is the same
The same. The same? Those two are the same now? Yeah. Okay. Hold on. Holy! Yo, yo, Chad,
this guy's not like an engine. This guy made it a new company. Chad, this guy owns a lot
of the top engine companies these days because look, he put his hand, Chad, and he actually
measured that shit on the fly. I mean, Chad, that's some sort of measurement. I mean.
I'm going to get the same kind of thing.
Okay, now watch this.
We're going to take the blue water from this glass.
I'm going to pour it into this glass.
He's going to clap this. He's going to ace this test.
Now, does this glass have more water?
Does this glass have more water or are they the same?
I have more water.
Get out.
This one has more water.
Get out. Get out.
Can you tell me why?
Get the fuck out of here.
That one's higher than that.
That one's higher than that one.
Right.
Can you tell me does this ball have more play-doh to this ball have more play-doh or are they the same?
That's a five ball play-doh.
How about that one has more?
Yeah.
Let's make them let's try and make up those.
Yeah, I mean he's like a checker asset.
I mean that's that that that's a big bad warning but
What about now?
It's just a bad bad warning.
It's a bad lucky.
They the same now?
Yeah.
Okay now watch.
Now, this one has more freedom.
Does this one have more freedom or are they the same?
That one has more freedom.
That one has more freedom. Can you tell me why?
It means more space.
Because that one is slushed. How about...
How about now? Does this one have more freedom?
Does this one have more freedom or are they the same?
They're the same.
Now they're the same, why are they the same?
Wow!
I'm gonna blow it back, blow it back up.
Okay, great.
Hey, hey, hey, she's not even...
Is this fair?
Yes.
Yes? Can you tell me why it's fair?
Yeah, what did I do?
I have one.
I have two, and I have one.
Is that fair?
No.
No.
How about now?
Now that's fair.
What?
No!
Don't scare him!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Now!
Chad, Chad, that's indoctrination.
Chad, they're indoctrinating him to accept less.
That's bullshit.
Holding at the age of two aware how I go so I go so I go so I go so
Those are just gonna sad it
69 months being a child behavior videos. It's just it's just not it's just sad, you know you
What
What?
I'm just looking at stuff.
Alright.
Wait, chat.
Fuck.
I'm not watching the whole video.
Just like Phoenix.
I can roll these guys.
I mean, chat.
General Knowledge Quiz.
I'm really just, no?
All competing in a General Knowledge Trivia Challenge.
Trying to see who is the best at General Knowledge Trivia
and who is going to be our winner tonight,
going home with $1,000.
Let's go.
and who is going to be our winner tonight going home with $1,000? Let's go.
Round one. What fun five step party dance involves mimicking an animal to the beat of the music?
Which actor took over as host of Wheel of Fortune recently?
You're carry
How is that general knowledge
Well, this is this is this is like pop culture American trivia kind of cut is this
What
Which soft drink brand use the slogan it catch the wave in the past that
That would be chat that would be
Uh, no, that's not right. It's uh, it's uh fresco
Pepsi
What is the term for digital money that operates without a central bank blockchain
What brand is this? Which country is Dunkirk in?
France.
Denmark.
Norway.
France.
France.
England.
England.
England.
England.
England.
England.
England.
England.
England.
England.
this.
Apograph. Oh that's Zimbabwe.
Zimbabwe.
No.
Ethiopia.
Nigeria.
South Africa.
Botswana.
Don't get banned again.
Mozambique.
Yep that's correct.
Mozambique is right.
Oh please it was in green.
Yeah sure.
What is the only animal that blushes out of embarrassment?
Chitanzi.
Or anything?
Ferret.
or anytime fair the human yo what is the illegal transportation of goods
substances information or people across international borders and by
trafficking what what are these called
I would have what Spanish word Goddow mean in English. Yeah. Yeah
Which animal is infamous for laughing
What do all these brands have in common big B team who and
No, no check their um
Orange livin'?
Fuck!
What is this called?
No shit!
No shit!
What is the name of the vehicle with a rotating drum on the back?
Jeep.
Tank!
Cement truck.
Yo, wait, hold on, he's right there!
In Squid Games, what is the name of the first game all 400-
We're like
When posting on social media, what is the acronym AMA?
The last a stands for anything ask me anything
Name a four-letter word that starts and ends with the letter P
I'm fucking cooking this shit. How many day right in August 1997 Microsoft bailed out which tech company out of bankruptcy
The storm the sounders and the Kraken play in which city Seattle
Name this national park
Which rapper was featured and Justin Bieber song
Which characters secretly works for the agents in the Matrix
Yeah, it's him.
I forgot, it starts with a C, Carrie.
Cooper.
Catalyst.
What?
Charity.
Who?
Nifer.
Nifer?
Yeah.
Well done.
Who is this?
For humanity, Jackson.
Which 80s fitness trend involved workout videos led by celebrities like Jane Fawn?
What is the lowest class of service on an airplane?
It was only like 25, much other, no.
Name one of the two countries that were in the Hundred Years War.
Japan.
Oh, no.
China.
Germany.
Yeah.
No.
France.
England.
England is the other.
Yes, I had it.
Yes! I had it!
That would be called a dirt pudding.
What?
2000!
Bring it!
Yo, I think I failed on this lucky.
Look, Rossa!
what is the most popular oil chain shop in the u.s starting with the letter j
what the fuck is this oh I would have already survived this rally right wait all
you have to do is get it once and you should either I would have won oh I'm
fine I'm fine what is this button called what is the name of the company
that started with at-home bike workouts with live and on-demand classes
on a street. Yo yo yo. Besides corn what is the other widely grown crop in
Indiana? Corn, uh, I will flower.
Say they don't go flower? Round three. What word connects the following items?
Pillow, book, and suit.
For the tie break. In weightlifting finish this phrase clean and what?
What the fuck are those questions man?
Name one of the two creatures that are depicted on the UK's coat of arms.
Crocodile.
Mine.
Mine is one of them.
Unicorn is the other.
What dog breed is this?
That's a...
I'm a trolling chevrolet.
A great community.
Yo, yo, chat.
This lady knows all the bullshit.
Chat.
Chat.
This lady?
Yes, I'm not trying to be aator.
I'm not trying to be aator.
But she was the most bullshit.
She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's
like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's
She's like a Justin Bieber dog.
On average, what is the warmest organ in the body?
Brain, body, heart, heart, heart.
Slipper.
Dick, balls.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
In the movie, remarkably bright creatures,
which animal brings the human characters together?
Octopus.
Octopus is right.
Chad, I really noticed, Chad, that your balls is like a lava
lab, and it's making the stuff bounce up and down
to the right temperature.
Chat, tell you about it.
It's literally like a lava lamp.
Chat, and it's just, it's moving around,
just make sure that it, chat, it's mixing it.
It's whisking it.
In 2011, which artist released someone like you?
Adele.
It's Adele.
What letter is this?
I.
I.
For the tie break, what does TMI say?
For information.
For information.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
In the 2004 SpongeBob SquarePants movie,
who makes a celebrity cameo at the end?
Give me that phone.
Fuck that!
Name this country.
Croatia.
No, no, it's a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a.
What is the name of the HBO series that follows Rue
and other people in the area?
Sometimes I think you have to guess.
Can you rename yourself to Sweet Felix?
What is the name of the fencing made with twisted metal lawyer and shark points to
outlier?
What is this game show called?
The name of the holiday gift giving tradition where a group of people are randomly paired
to buy a present for the behavior where someone watches many
the episodes in one scene.
Thanks.
Ah, no.
What plant is this?
It's a, uh, I know.
It's a.
Pineapple?
Pineapple tree?
What is the most common color for an emotion?
Yellow.
Yes!
The TMI one was a plant right there.
It was a city named Portland.
Oregon.
Well done.
Sit down.
Get the fuck out of here.
Round four, what is Indiana's state bird?
Redbird!
Wait, oh my God, I actually had it.
I actually had it.
Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, and Moe Zendong
were all famously utilized in works by witch pop artists.
Oh, my God, Zendong.
Name this country.
Estonia, Estonia's right.
Hey, X, can you please stop slurring?
We all appreciate it if you stop.
Which TV sitcom is Leonardo DiCaprio in Japan as a teenager?
Please write a name.
Thank you.
How did the Fantastic Four get their superpowers?
By a problem.
By a problem.
Yep.
Call of the day.
What would these symbols represent?
I'm looking for a place.
The spot.
The spot.
What's a spot?
Starting with the letter H, name a synonym for the word giant.
H.
Man, fuck you guys.
What is the name of this book?
It's called The Penguin.
One, two, three, four.
What connects these words?
Chain, saddle, and spoke.
Cowboy.
Cowboys.
Horses.
Farm.
Writing.
Link.
Mail.
OK, you can have another guess.
Myster.
A bike saddle?
Which country is the origin of the cocktail called Mexico?
Mexico.
Yeah, true actually, fudge.
What is this called?
Hello, I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
I'm not...
A battle station in the original Star Wars trilogy is capable of destroying an entire
planet.
Something that's all I remember.
I was late gone.
I don't know what this is.
What is the name of the feature on Instagram that lets you share photos and videos that disappear?
Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!
YES YES!
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!
Name this snack food.
Oh, and...
Combos.
Oh, I'm reading, I'm cheating.
What is the name of the amusement park located near Santa Claus, Indiana?
Holy world.
Wait, what should we do like that?
What do you call an egg cooked with a yolk facing upwards and under?
Yeah.
Let's say it's in breakfast, right?
Round five.
What is Babe Ruth's first name?
Herman.
Louise.
Baby.
Is it Joe?
Is it just babe?
Robert.
George.
George is really, I think.
It's not.
What is the name of the fictional airline
that crashes in the TV show Lost?
I actually don't know this.
That's, I actually don't even know this thing.
That's the source of an O.
Oceanic.
What is the name of this animal?
Pizza.
Guinea-fal. Guinea-fal.
Wait, this, why is it so locked in?
What brand of sunglasses was popularized?
Right now.
No!
What is the name of Harry Styles' beauty brand?
Pleasing.
Yo.
Her again.
I'm onto you.
Yo.
What is the name of Harry-
I was right.
She knows the bullshit.
Harry Styles' beauty brand.
Pleasing.
What video game is this?
Mass Effect.
Starting with the letter I, what is another word for something that is crucial, vital, significant, and boring?
Dude, it's boring words, man. Give us a...
You should give the opposite. Give a word and make one that's harder.
Instead of going high and going low, it's bullshit.
What word connects these things? Stone, sore, and blood?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Up!
Times?
What is this food called?
What is the name of the social media platform that involves creating boards to find dangerous
people?
What is this called?
Quilt.
Quilt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, but don't you know?
What is the legal term for the warning law enforcement must read?
enforcement must read to suspects. In Greek mythology, who is the father of the gods?
Thor! Oh no, it's Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
Fuck you. Fuck you too.
What part of a car's suspension helps prevent excessive bouncing?
Shocks?
It's actually Kronos. It's actually Kronos. It's actually Kronos.
But it's not as popular in the world, in the pop world,
in the...
So they're going to forget about him.
Or he's a tycoon.
Round six.
The amusement park, Six Flags, flies flags
from countries who have previously
had sovereignty over which US state?
Texas.
Texas is here.
How many major Hawaiian islands are there?
Two!
No.
Eight.
For the tiebreak, the largest land animal is from what continent?
Africa.
Wrong.
Wrong.
It's actually two.
Whose flag is this?
Italy.
Belarus.
Um, um, um, um.
It's a way to get involved in.
Croatia.
Okay, everyone can have another glass of coffee with an M and it is an African one.
What is the name of something you might drink in the morning and eat on your birthday?
Cake!
Coffee?
Coffee!
Yes!
Okay, okay.
No, Jack.
I would have said so fast that they would have, they would think that I said coffee and cake.
They would have been, wait, hold on, that's actually true.
I said coffee, cake.
They wouldn't have known.
You're from Oregon!
I'm a bossa!
In the U.S., what are the signs on the side of the highway that measure distance?
What kind of steak is this?
T-bone.
Everyone, I didn't mean to say that.
What color are Dorothy's slippers in the original?
Silver.
Which famous comedian voices Cusco and Emper's?
Act like.
David Spade.
David Spade.
Ooh, ooh.
What is the name of this job?
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Cyber security?
Doctor.
No, sir, the thing is in there.
Breaking it in there.
I'm going to go again.
It is the type of.
It's a fucking, it's a fucking, it's a, it's a.
Doctor I'm looking for.
No, sir, the, it's a, it's a,
the radiologist.
Radiologist is a, it's a, it's a, it's a.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
What?
Wait.
This is not a radiography, is it?
Is that a radiography?
Chile barters Peru, Argentina, and which other country?
Paraguay, Brazil, Bolivia.
What did Kanye West legally change his name to...?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Fuck y'all.
Dodgy, dodgy, dodgy, dodgy, dodgy.
I want it. I want it.
What is the name of the object used to open a lock?
What is the name of the award ceremony representing excellence in international film and
Oh my god!
I'm so dumb!
Colors.
Colors is a real name.
I don't know what I'm going to say.
What is the name of the US capital city that is furthest east in the lower 48 states?
Oh, I see.
Sacramento.
Yes, caposin.
East.
East.
Augusta. Augusta is very well done.
The ball is high. I cheated.
In 1994, the North American Free World Agreement went into effect.
Yes! Yes! I won that.
What country is this in?
Japan. China.
What word connects these things? Camera, cinnamon, and drum.
A roll.
Yes! Yes!
Which online game platform was called Dinoblox before Affrox?
What is the name of this game?
Oh my god, it's um...
Yes!
I remember having other guests. Those are the Z.
Which is Z? Z.
Zubli.
Zingo.
He had no idea.
He smiled.
I saw his smile.
He had no idea.
He was like, yeah, I know that.
He didn't know that.
Several newspapers incorrectly printed that Charles Evans Hughes won the 1916 presidential
election.
Who was the real winner?
What year?
Roosevelt.
1916.
Um.
Um.
Can I make a present?
Yeah.
Adam.
Eisenhower.
Wilson.
Wilson.
Which Middle Eastern dip is made mainly from roasted eggplant, tahini, lemon juice and
garlic?
It's a tzatziki.
Its initials are BG.
Public anouche?
What the fuck?
What does this sign represent?
Electrician.
What do I mean?
What?
A residential area or housing estate that restricts public access to use this location?
physical barriers in transformers dark of the moon what is the battle name this
element family member someone who shares one biological parent with you step
sibling you guys have another guess listen closely someone who shares one
biological yeah is it ethical to engage in software in this language you'd only
be able to type O's and one's.
My job is finally done.
Uh, um, finally.
Yeah, no, no shit wrong.
This guy's, this guy's good.
1994, Nelson Mandela became the president of...
I'll go with you.
I was over here first.
What country is this statue found in?
Spain.
Brazil.
Poland?
France.
Greece.
Peru.
United Kingdom. Russia.
In the song, Tick Tock, Keshia kicks dudes to the curb
and must they look like...
MIGA!
What model of car is this?
Taurus.
What is the name of the teen drama series
following character Ryan Atwood's life
that takes place in Southern California?
Uh, River...
O.C.S.
What's that? What was it?
What is it?
Describes digital art tokens.
And I know yo, yo, I had it.
But I don't want to say it anyway.
I don't get it.
I slapped on this movie.
ZW open season.
The words the a and an are what parts of speech, starting
with the letter a article.
Yo, I don't know.
What is this animal called?
I'm looking for a specific name.
Biddle!
Yo, crofty crofty croft!
When texting, what does the slang abbreviation ATM stand for?
I don't know!
Did they just know this?
They got this guy?
I mean, it clapped, clapped, it clapped.
Also the same name as an animal.
What type of doors are these?
Oh, butterfly!
No! Oh, the butterfly!
Bird?
So, I'll give you a hint, it is a bird, it starts with an F.
Falcon.
Round nine.
I am known for fast, not slow, and most places I can go.
I have boundaries marked with lines that you should not cross.
What am I?
Red.
Yeah, well, no shit.
What? I mean, I should...
I forgot now, I gotta get one.
Name of the setting for a ring with a full band of gold or silver around the stone.
They'll agree.
In Christy?
Is that still?
That's what I'm sorry.
Let me check that again.
US city.
West Vegas?
No.
Tokyo!
There you go.
Is that the same girl?
Of course.
That's right.
That's right.
Name one of the top three most populated cities
in South Africa.
Jonathan.
Yo, this guy's good.
Tokyo, holy dents.
What is the name of the killer clown in the Terrifier
office?
Oh, it's Hawkins.
Yo, yo, not that.
What kind of dress is this?
Bugs.
My name's Hawkins.
Robin in Stranger Things is played by Maya Hawk
in Real Life, who is her dad.
Ethan Hawkins.
Yo, yo, this lady, listen, I'm not trying to be rude.
The next stop is getting a fucking job.
Like, I'm not being rude, I'm not being insensitive, okay?
This is the most terminally online binge watcher
fucking sitting in a bed at home doing fucking
fuck all of nothing, the fuck!
Name this tool.
Spanish.
No, it's-
It's-
Oh my god, my boots.
Which fruit is plant and water
and can be associated with things-
Apple!
Apple!
What is the name of the-
I got it.
What?
Tower.
Tower, lower.
Hey, Ryan, what?
Tower, lower.
What?
Tower, lower.
Hey, Ryan, what?
Tower, lower.
What?
Tower, lower.
Tower, lower.
Does the tower rhyme with lower?
Croak! Croak, come here.
Does tower...
...prime with lower?
What is the name of this yogurt?
Yogurt, it's a, go.
It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a.
It's a, it's, it's a.
It's a, it's a.
It's a.
Every question in this round has been submitted by our medium minds. Which of the lower 48 states has the most glaciers?
Montana.
Utah.
Wyoming.
California.
Michigan.
Florida.
Washington.
Washington is right.
Done.
Well done.
What is Michael Jordan's middle name?
Jeffrey.
What is the only bone in the body that does not directly connect to another bone?
What 70s hard rock band had classic songs such as paranoid iron
Am I wrong? I thought there was like a weird little hammer in your ear
that that that bangs the drum bing bing bing and it's it's a act it's a bone and
it doesn't have any other bones it's a hammer right what is the slanted edge of
a needle called which animal from the 2011
graphic viral video it didn't care in its battle with a King Cobra
Oh
That's what I do
What is the dog breed featured in the movie Shiloh it's
I didn't lose.
Name a state that's capital starts with the same letter as the state.
Oregon.
Oklahoma.
Oklahoma is one of them.
Oklahoma City is one.
What is under two?
Oh, back to Kansas City.
What NBA team is known for choking a three to one lead in the finals?
Warriors.
Yes, that's right.
Oh my god!
Round 11. Other than dairy, which food section of the grocery store starts with the letter D?
D.
What is the fictional brand of beer on the Simpsons?
Get off!
Which state is this?
Alaska.
Laughing like you would get any of these rocks.
Victoria?
No.
I think my lasik stopped working.
It's literally Australia.
Australia.
Australia.
Really?
Yeah.
Which segment does James Corden host that features celebrities?
Carpool Karaoke.
Yes.
Who is this?
George Washington.
It's not Carpool Karaoke.
It should be it should be towing karaoke. He doesn't drive. I don't give a shit if he says they should they should drive
Or is it reading the show? It's scam. It's false advertisement
Which country star was the lead singer of the rock band hoody and the blowfish
Oh shit
My hoodie
Okay, everyone can have another guess. His initials are D.R.
Dare Choker.
Which dance style became widely popular in the 70s with hip-hop culture?
Breakdancing.
Yes.
Who is this?
Wilma.
Yo.
What food is eaten at the famous contest held on the 4th of July on Coney Island?
Hot dogs.
No!
No!
I'm not watching this video any more than that.
I want him to be in the video.
This is lame. This game knows a lot more than these fools. Fuck this video.
Round 12. Starting with the letter L, what is the term for the enduring impact values
or assets a person leaves behind?
If a police officer is in a high-speed chase, what is the name of a move that we
Wow. Name this state. Honey. North Dakota.
What is Utah? Have a half B nest. When using a video game controller, what is it called?
Worker V. Down is up and up is down.
Inverse.
What is the name of the atopical emulsion that hydrates, lubricates and protects skin?
Potion.
Which website did Taylor Swift fans cause a temporary Twitter?
In Internet Security.
Yo, just stop it.
These credits are clearly, guys, undone.
PN stands for Blank Private Network which actor was heavily featured in
Duncan Donut's ads during the trailer. Yes! Yes! Yes! By Cia! Let's go, I mean!
2013 Al Gore John Adams and Joe Biden were all right
Which 2013 viral music video featured I mean Jack I mean true right I mean I
Should have won that I mean they are
goats screaming alongside the original song
I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
Which candy brand is this?
Charles, it's a welcome to the Jungle, Mr. X.
In the Despicable Me movies, what is Groo's twin's brother's name?
Oh, no. I didn't watch that one.
I didn't either.
Stu?
Stu.
What was the first ever professional game held in Fort Wayne, Indiana?
Which ward the Treaty of Paris end in 1783?
The, the, the Civil War.
No, it's the um, the-
The US was part of this.
Revolutionary one.
Revolutionary one.
Yeah, yeah, well I mean, it's the same thing.
It's the chat.
It technically is the same thing.
It's well done.
Round 14, what word connects the following items?
Safe, arrest, and dog.
House, house is locked.
Chat, these guys are locked.
Which country is the birthplace of Buddha?
China.
India.
Oh, it's a Tibetan!
Tibetan!
Saudi Arabia.
Tibetan Poland!
The following is very important.
What is the full name of this food?
French armor.
Who was the first Avenger to make Thanos bleed in Infinity War?
Me!
That's what I have.
Which TV show consists of these characters?
Ben, Andy, and A-
Athletic.
Oh,
Senator Liza.
No, Parks and Recreation.
What is the abbreviation BOGO stand for?
Buy one, get one.
Buy one, get one.
All right, well done.
Good job, guys.
Round 15.
15.
Name one of the four countries
whose flags are only blue and yellow.
Sweetie Crane is the best.
You Crane is one, but you got you fast.
Chad, what else is there?
Chad, I think there's the Dominican Republic going to be.
In the movie, Men in Black, who's saying the song named
Men in Black?
Men in Black?
I don't know why I said that.
I'm done.
Who is this?
Oh, yeah, got you, yes.
No, no, no, no.
He would have lost out of one.
It's Yee.
In the previous question, they said, what is the name?
It's Yee.
This guy's given his old name.
Not Yee.
That's Yate, that's Yate.
Who won the NCAA's Men's Basketball Championship in 2026?
Nobody, nobody, or...
Connecticut, Michigan.
Nobody.
What does the slang term R-O-F-L stand for?
We'll open it up.
That was cool.
I enjoyed it.
That was a cool participant.
Round 60, everyone has to get too correct to move on to the next.
I don't forget that.
Specifically, when striking your funny bone, what nerve are you hitting?
Oh, you hit it?
No, it's the arm.
It's the arm.
It's the arm.
Oh.
I remember another guess.
It starts with a U.
All nerve.
Yeah, yeah.
Jack, Jack.
I thought that the radio, they said we shouldn't do it anymore.
Excuse me.
What TV show is this?
Because the radio's not a thing anymore.
Who owns the rocket that blew up in May, 2026?
What city does the Divergent series take place in?
Ah, California.
Seattle.
Chicago.
What is the slang phrase for sharing gossip?
Tea.
Spillin' tea.
No one.
Well, I have.
Yeah, this guy's locked in.
What is the annual Bavarian Fest in Munich
known for its beer tons and festivals?
Oh, yeah, fudge, man.
What kind of fish is this?
Flubbish.
Flounder.
Oh, my God.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Which TV show popularized the phrase,
live long and prosper?
Star Trek.
Which state has the most hurricanes?
Uh, no, no, no, no.
What, what did they say?
Round 17.
Everyone has to get to correct to move on to the next round.
What is the name of the toy that became popular in the 80s for changing between robots and cars?
What is the name of the fictional continent where most of the Game of Thrones takes place?
What is this instrument called?
Name one of the featured boxers in the rumble in the jungle.
What do these things have in common a letter in the Greek alphabet a river
formation and an airline? What invisible energy from the Sun causes a skin
damage leading to sunburn?
You be, you be, you be, you be, you be, you be.
It's ultra-violet, ultra-violet.
Good job.
Well done.
What'd you say?
You be raised.
What did you say?
You be raised.
Yeah, okay.
I didn't cheat.
I didn't cheat.
I burst up.
I burst up and then she'd chat.
And I noticed because of, of, of glasses.
Glasses and, uh, uh, uh, cream.
The cream you put on yourself.
And, and, uh, uh, raiding it.
And it's a routine protection layer.
Round 18.
Everyone has to get two cracks to move on to our final round, the egg cracker.
down. First person to touch this exact part of their body wins the point. The body part is the LCL.
Outside of your... I actually won it. I actually actually won it. I won that. I just do need to
outside. What is Rachel's last name and friend? Great. What was the most committed crime reported
in 2025.
Taft! Taft! Taft! Taft! Taft! Taft!
Taft! No second! Taft!
Stealing.
Yeah, stealing was right.
What country has the most amount of redheads
per capita?
Ireland.
Scotland.
Scotland.
You can eat some of the other stuff.
Scotland.
In a painting, what flying animal
is typically used to represent
Holy Ghost. It's the, it's the murder. Technically it said flying animal. That's a
murder. That's a fucking murder. I mean.
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Trivia.
Andrew Chicago, remember old.
I don't remember this old.
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and how you know so much about general non-distribute.
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I'm from Lawrenceburg, Indiana,
and I do, I watch a lot of videos,
and I do bar trivia.
Oh, that's awesome.
If the main microphone is working properly,
why did they give her a microphone for hand
if it's gonna be buzzing and be dog shit
and be actually working with the main mic,
even if it was properly working?
I mean, I don't understand that.
All right, thanks guys.
Final round, the egg crackdown.
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Move the water.
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In the middle, that was funny.
Which NBA player has the most MVP?
Michael Jackson.
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What is the name of this YouTube channel?
I'm the boss.
I'm the boss.
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Which country is the only one to border the Caspian Sea
and the Black Sea?
Egypt.
Um, um.
Serbia.
What is the common name for a Siamese fighting fish?
What the fuck?
Which month was Abe Lincoln born in?
Judd Henry!
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Multiple sclerosis!
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I-I actually enjoyed- I enjoyed this video, actually.
I enjoyed this video. Well done.
I think I want to watch this one, but I also want to watch the other...
Do you have any other stream?
You know what?
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Do you have a detector?
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Yeah, I'll watch this.
Should we get it?
Excuse me.
different stories. Oh she tried to scan a fucking tomato for fucking 5 TVs. I know
something even does that. I know something even does that actually, hold on.
I saw her and I told her that since it's such a big issue as her phone, every single
item she got she opened the tote, put it in my closet every single time, and then
when she got to the front end, the only thing she purchased was the tote, and then she
tried before she even bought the tote to she went to the GM exit and stopped
there let the girls went back went to customer service then went back purchased
the tote and then went through grocery so it's kind of work right now
can you take that video?
Let's see, it's going to be a challenge, where are you just getting off work and stuff?
Okay.
I'm gonna go out to the police and stuff, okay.
Someone flustered me about it on the call too.
Okay, yeah, he'll challenge you about it.
You trying to figure out, do you have your weapon on you?
No, I have to get off.
Special courtesy, I'm gonna put in your handcuffs.
So we're gonna take you to your car,
put you in the back.
I'm gonna take your bag and just make sure
you have nothing on you, okay?
Fair enough?
And then we'll chat down with the police, okay?
I'm gonna walk her out here real quick.
She's still, she's got her patrol car here.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna have you sit back here
And then I'm gonna read your rights and you're okay.
I heard her telling you.
Yes, she was.
So that's why I was like, let's double check with Miles.
She was trying to.
That is so mad.
Intercept somebody at the front to watch her car so she can go back out to her car
because she can't find her keys.
Exactly.
So, can we find the keys?
That's another thing too.
We'll search for the back and see if that has her key back on.
But as we pulled in, you see her control card.
I don't see any end of bias so far.
I mean, if anything.
Get right to have one up, point to you, fire a question, do you understand his rights?
Okay, so what happened here and be and just be sure it was me. I mean you all make mistakes
I'm looking for my keys. So what ended up happening was I went over
I'm supposed to get two totes
So I ended up grabbing one tote and I put some stuff in there and then I got a phone call somebody was letting me know
We had a family member
Fuck off
Oh, I could go to the front now for my keys
Right here
I went in and I got one of the toads because I need to get candy for the department and
then I was going to put the other stuff in that tote for my personal stuff that I'm going
to buy for today.
So I couldn't fit the other tote in there because there's two lids, there's only one
tote.
I think it's the tote.
I don't know, did you see the video earlier?
No, do you want to just, yeah, I'm going to go watch it.
So the tote you have, how come you were putting this on and putting the lid on it?
I said I'm going to fit another tote in there with candy, that makes any sense.
It just gets side by side.
I just wanted to show the video.
This is going to steal more.
So she was going to steal way more than for a bunch of it.
Because she's selling us something,
and I want to make sure that she's not selling us.
She was going to lower it up, but she was going to.
She was watching that on the video.
Yeah.
She was in the front end.
Yeah.
She left those sub checks that are closed.
She went through there.
She had her phone down.
OK.
And she cuts around the corner,
goes over to Clint, door two.
Clint talks to her.
She turns around.
She goes to customer service.
She waits in line at customer service
prevent her to. She rolls up, says a couple words to generally the team lead, comes out,
heads back to door two, crosses the plate again, circles back around, and then she cuts through,
up through the self check, turns around, and it's aligned to self check five. She's got
self check five, she buys, she scans the toe, just the toe. Doesn't open anything, scans
just to get her receipt, heads out, goes right past the door,
hold on one, head, she's passed everything, she's passed the
scan, and that's when you stop her.
Okay.
So, because she's claiming that she was trying to find someone
to watch her car, because she didn't know where, but that
doesn't explain why she would then try to push out the
merchandise.
So you said you came here and you're buying it for the
department?
Yes.
What were you buying for the department?
Candy.
For what?
for that and you're telling me you had a family member died yes you lost your
keys got flustered and it was all on it an intentional was a mistake nothing was
intentional okay and so as you would know that when you're stacking too much
bullshit when you put like five stores at once you know that's what we're
explaining is you saw some sauce you're back your personal bag so you have five
stories the same that for the same outcome I mean it's too much too much
And so that way I'm gonna sort it out because obviously if it's truly a mistake the last thing I want you to do is in our car
Okay, so let me just give me a minute. Let me try to figure this out
And that's what I want and respect you put you here so you're not in front of everybody out there
Okay, just hang tight for me, okay
Like she told me
And in there because otherwise she would have a phone
That's what I'm being told.
So we can put, if you want me to put a bag in here, we can go take a look at Bethany.
Okay, just to make sure, I agree with you, just to make sure.
Hey, real quick, a question. I was talking to the officer, and when you went through there, you did pay for one of the toasts.
Yeah, my god.
How could you not pay for one and none of the stuff in there?
Cat die.
Well, because I was like, I got a phone call and I was clustered.
So you got phoned out?
You got phoned out when you were second?
No, no, I got it on my way out.
So after you checked out?
Yes.
So yeah.
No, no, no.
and being in lenient damage I mean if any maybe that maybe she's going she's
going anyway if you want to press charges they would have to do like they
would go to the judge anyway there was other items in there and all this evidence
is on my mind thinking okay I gotta go look for my keys to get out of here okay
okay we're just gonna check the video okay yeah we just want to ask you more
questions clearly refute what she's trying to tell
Oh yeah, absolutely, I did it.
She has to practice because she wants to do her second cage.
So under her criteria, this is...
She's already staged the tow.
Yeah, so the tow is full of...
All of a sudden, the...
Yeah, okay.
Okay, grab the receipt.
Why is she grabbing the bag?
Can you guys stop making fun of her?
That's my wine brother's cousin.
My man, is she planning to go try to do returns on the merchandise with the bag?
Like, what is the plan here?
Something weird is going on.
Okay, all right, she's full of it.
Yeah, I would think it's so, so she, she kicks out a bunch of stuff, she keeps putting one item in the tote, closes the lid.
She went to a door hose.
She's probably wasting time and then, and then she can have...
No mind did she leave the cart or tend to leave the merchandise.
She has the tote staged in the cart, she goes up to the self-checkout, skips it,
takes the receipt, grabs an empty Walmart bag, and then proceeds right past everything to come out the doors.
And that's when they stop.
The tote was like this? Was there any candy items?
Nope.
That didn't make sense, because then she came to buy candy for the PD.
Yeah, why would you do that?
She's just trying to play on her emotions with a chocolate treat.
She's like, if one took two hits and then the empty bag.
I'm thinking she grabbed the bag to try to probably stage it as legitimate.
And she got slapped.
Yeah, yeah.
And everything else, you know, is going to be some nice weird war.
Everybody's still going to have some shit.
Yeah, yeah, cops are rich, but like, they don't get paid dog shit either.
Like, she can afford fucking four times a dog food.
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, I'm like, you're like, swirks, you know.
Yeah, let us know if you see anything else.
Yeah, I'll definitely tell you.
Trust pass on top of this too. It's her first one.
It's her first one, so no just pass, okay?
The difference between you getting to go to the jail today and getting inside of the shop with is you telling the truth.
Because I think if she wants to continue to lie about it, we also charge her false reporting, dude.
It's the reason why lies, why she is.
Her doing this makes all of us look bad, so it's kind of weird.
Yeah, I just want to say he's actually mad at him.
Nah, I respect it. He's mad. He's mad. He's just lying to them.
What?
What?
What?
What is that thing?
Protecting surveillance cameras.
Yeah, porn bars like RF, frequency stuff.
What's up with that?
That's the bag that she took off that night.
I put it here super good, but she said she claimed...
Oh, nice.
She's fighting with the surveillance.
Well, and so, Miles said he's swear he has seen her before.
Does that be interesting if he goes back and sees them?
Wait, they've seen him before.
Dude, you know he will.
Yeah.
She's playing, she's got the method down so nice that maybe you're like, oh, why is
she stealing the dog food?
I mean, she's such a pro that she's got, she's gone to that.
She steals everything now, now just, yeah, now it's dog food, whatever, like it.
Okay, real quick, I'm gonna show you the episode one in there, winter video, and
so on, the video on that.
And I just seen where, you know, each time going through there could steal an item
and then you, why'd you grab an extra Walmart bag when you checked out?
Did I yeah, well even in your bag you got a bunch of people on my back
So you keep them when you buy but you don't recall grabbing one today
Okay, well initially you told me you came here because the trunk of tree
Yes, they gave it for none of the stuff you had with you or nothing with candy or not like that
Well, yeah
So I was gonna do my stuff and then come through get the candy stuff because it's really heavy to carry
And it just doesn't look good the whole thing
But I just asked to be honest because it here's the situation here
But it's in her car? No, what?
I reviewed it and it said, that's why I'm asking you to be honest, you were both officers, so...
No, that was not my intention.
So you never had attention, you're saying it's fully accidental?
Yes.
Alright.
Jack!
Thanks, I'm out.
Jack, there's a very high chance that she said absolutely nothing to the moment that she got hit by the police,
that she would have gone away with the whole thing and would have kept her job.
I mean, 90% plus chance.
How's it going to sound?
Do you modify the tossing?
Yep, there you go.
She's never been behind us.
So, here's the situation.
Obviously, you know why we're over here?
Yes, I do.
Yep.
So why were the items inside of the totes?
Like I said, I have two secret totes. I was gonna do one for the candy and then one for my personal stuff. I was on my way home.
Mm-hmm. Now you told her. Professional Chris, I should have known her cuss. We don't do that for no one else.
And when were you gonna get the candy then?
Um, I was gonna get them. Probably at the same time. I was going around to make candy usually melts. I didn't want to put it in my car right away.
We're gonna candy melts, what?!
I believe that you're looking for your keys. But here's the deal. You did a crime today.
I know it doesn't look good.
No, it's illegal. It's not that it doesn't look good. It's shoplifting this
That was not my intention. I'm not asking you what your intention is. I know. I know I got a call
I'm not saying when you got here you planned to steal stuff. No, I'm not saying that
What's boss is I'm gonna be in my column
Damn
Yeah, you're a certified
That's the squad man. That's that's all I'm talking about.
My car, my unit
Yeah, so if I lost my keys for my unit, I would leave my merchandise and go find it because it's kind of important.
Especially, you see your weapons in there, correct?
Yes.
So while I go through self-checkout, purchase the tote and then start a leave to store.
Mmm, good question.
Hey, how's it going?
We're chatting with her, if you'd just give us a couple minutes.
Yeah.
Actually, can we talk over here real quick?
You're her captain, right?
Yeah, it's a good question.
So, they have her on video and it looks pretty clear that she was consigning items into a tote.
they've been watching me I watched the surveillance video you look like a thief
I want to be honest with you you look like a shoplifter on the video I've
watched a lot of shoplifters on video you look like a shoplifter
okay this guy is cool looking now he's immodest
cause right what's probable let me ask you you have this call right now
take your profession out of it what's probable
I'm not asking you that I'm asking you what's probable
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, buddy, buddy, buddy, hey, hey, hey, hold on.
The bus.
All right, sit tight.
Here, here, here.
Oh, hello.
So she's saying she did need to buy a toad.
Well, she also shopped with it.
Yeah, that's right.
So the problem is that she's given us seven different stories about what she was doing
and how she was trying to get that accomplished.
Yeah, and that's it.
This comment that this bodycams guy, if she tries to play it down, I mean, he's
going to give us a pushback for sure.
Personal items.
Tom close the lid every time she had ample opportunities
She decided instead to purchase only the tote that was full of the items and then attempt to leave the store without stopping to talk to anybody
Before she was confronted by asset protection
No, she's saying she still doesn't know where that is
We also haven't dug through her pockets or anything like that, but I mean she did shop. Oh, so that's where we're at today
Is that the very least she's getting charged for shoplifting?
So I was just talking to the supervisor and make sure it was okay
He says it's okay if you wanted to video chat with somebody get the promotion of sergeant if she loses it story and felt confident
They understood what happened but before making any decisions. Oh, yo, I know I've covered it
But when they stepped back into Walmart, they were met with new information
This one's gonna take a lot. Oh shit another one to you
I found another one. This one's the most concerning, because I gotta make sure that she's paying this off.
I don't wanna say anything out of turn, but she has a tote with a bunch of stuff around it.
Again?
So it actually does her job for once, and takes the tote.
Oh shit! It's loaded!
Oh shit!
Check, it's filled to the brim. Yo, is that LEGO sets and shit?
Yeah, but this one's the 30th shoes.
Do you reckon you will be on the Forbes list next year?
Probably not. We lost that.
Yeah, work boots on there.
So on the 930.
Oh, whey!
Yeah, it's like your hair tight.
It looks like it works.
Oh, another one!
So on the 930 in uniform and today in uniform.
And our patrol vehicle's out there now.
So, like I told you, be honest straight with me.
And I'm going to be straight with you right now.
So after lost prevention saw you this little time, okay, Bob watch this video
I don't know what video it is on the internet and some micro looting and some guy explains it
If you want it and you need it you can get it and I think she's doing that
I think that that look at them and that might be fine
I mean two other days where you have something with the two worries going on the one with candy
So if it if it's truly those three then they want to book you in for a felony for the value in that because the one with
uh
Mistakes did you do it or not mean
Also, I say doesn't look good especially you can officer if you're lying to me, but straight. I'm in mistake
I did this tell me that's what I'm asking you
So as some you commonly do it just it wasn't trying to take anything today today
No.
Oh.
Yes.
Okay.
That's it.
I tell him I have to be honest with me.
Because that's the worst thing is when I see those videos.
Okay.
But what's scary though, Chai, is that at this point, this thing, what's more than a thing
is that she's a detective, she said no.
A detective, if she was interrogating somebody, right, she'd know that this is, this
Shrey is doing to her.
I mean, you'd be a dumbass, you're a dumbass.
Well, you shouldn't be talking to, it's massive report and this isn't play
about for you at all this isn't it?
Guys listen, the judge is going to see that you were honest, that you were telling me you feel bad.
This, the judge is going to like, don't go nice, don't be nice to me.
Just tell us, tell us.
You're telling me today.
And she's calling for it.
So the cash you did, but today was truly an access.
Yes.
Okay, fair enough I appreciate that, okay?
And that's what I'm trying to work with you as I just don't on handcuffs.
I'm not doing that.
I would expect you to send me if you'd dealt with me, okay?
Yes.
So this ain't time.
That's why I'm going to keep it posted as we go.
You're going to be straight in the ass.
I'll see you out.
So I went in there, there's two other videos.
Two other videos?
Three?
I'm not looking for a phone.
Holy!
I said, sir, are you telling me you're never still here?
It's like, I have to go here.
But not today.
But it'll give Miles some time to give us the evidence, but he told me, he told
me, I gave him my number.
I said, so you haven't answered an hour?
He said, what an hour?
And just to tell you, she asked what was going on after you were here.
And I said, after reviewing the video, I realized you lied to me.
I said, have you told her?
She said, yeah, I have to go here.
But today it wasn't intentional.
So we're gonna discuss it with our boss back to see if we're doing the long form
It'll be nice to do a long form so she can come in tomorrow
They start leaving originally
Fending an investigation
What we'll let you know about
Fending an investigation
Thank you ma'am, appreciate it guys
Hey Melissa, what were you thinking?
I mean I don't understand
Why would you put your career on line for a sudden foolish like this?
You know what I mean?
It's not worth it
Even if you say today was an intentional
They've already got three other videos
Why would you do- I don't understand
Yeah.
The days that followed, loss prevention completed a full audit of Melissa's past visits and
detectives reviewed the transactions tied to her employee status and the items she claimed
were for work.
That review uncovered additional concerns, including purchases made with department funds that
didn't match what was taken and items that were never reimbursed.
With the repeated thefts, the use of a tote to conceal merchandise and the financial
describes the case was forwarded for felony review under Arizona's organized retail
theft and fraudulent scheme statutes.
ultimately linked her to multiple incidents over several months with roughly $1200 in alleged thefts
and fraudulent refunds including returns on items that records showed were never purchased
whoa whoa whoa released that night trespassed from every walmart and later indicted double dipping
double the are you dead ass she doubled it on multiple count never purchased melissa was
cited and released that night trespassed from every walmart and later indicted on multiple counts
of felony shoplifting and fraudulent schemes she pleaded not guilty and her employment status
with the department has not been publicly updated.
What is she looking at?
Yes. Um, really dude? Really?
Bruh.
I mean check imagine you're that guy who's the one to get the promotion for years
You can't get it because she's blocking a spot then she gets cool like this. It's too fucking easy
I mean you hit him back to end it. Yeah, I mean you you better ask I'm pressing the fuck out of young
I'm trying to get the promotion
But at that point I'm going to okay. Okay. This is me
double one hundred two months double when you sub badges are busting
man then I say wait the captain was doing some weird shit then I jumped two
steps sergeant whatever but I'm gonna go all the way to the top a couple weeks so
you might have seen when popular twitch streamer Jason the ween has his car
stolen using this weird looking device during what it was here the car got
stolen I'm not even trolling now a lot of people accuse him of faking it
for views.
And the gates are open.
Almost as if this was an inside job.
A lot of people are saying it's fake.
This is real.
Well, the keys are right here.
It's absolutely out.
After doing research into what device
that he was using, I was intrigued.
So I decided to track down the criminals myself
using footage from his neighbor's camera,
which captured the license plate of the getaway car,
which gave me an address that had the same exact
getaway car parked out front.
And after matching the identical backpack and shoes
from the security footage,
i was able to identify the thief and that would be confirmed for sure jason had no idea about any of this
his reaction was 100 real they know your story because the thief was none other than me
and by the way he still has no idea it was me well i suppose now he does
hi jason and this means his car was just one of a half a million cars that are stolen
What?
Okay, wait, he must have told him after then it.
Chad has no way Chad that he waited months, not method him.
He must have told him like the day afters and like that.
Like, you only have to do it back, whatever, but you want to make the video, blah blah blah.
Yeah, for sure.
Otherwise, otherwise, I don't, I think Mark will bring his video, otherwise if he didn't tell us.
Before or after.
I see.
I see.
Just a couple hundred dollars with the parts
slapped into a 20 year old baby monitor.
And along the way, we discovered a super simple trick
that costs literally a penny
that will not only protect you
from our ultimate car theft device,
but from every single one of these as well.
Oh, and Jason, if you're watching this video right now,
in a bit of a bad news first approach,
after we pretend stole your car
and left the park on the street,
these guys came by
and for real stole your car.
What the f**k is this s**t not fully spaced for Hollywood?
Which took us down to the top of the wall of why a car is stolen every 48 seconds in America
Who's behind this and what they do with all these stolen cars?
But more on that later
Now my descent into a fleeting life of crime started when I first noticed this video online
Which I originally thought was fake
Chad is the most elite thing yet
A connoiter steals your car, leave a partner straight and then someone random steals your car
I mean this is the most, this is the elite in that channel
I realized it was in fact very real and nowhere near an isolated incident because across the world
This technique is used to steal a car once every single minute in the UK
Some of those thefts are smoother than others, but this technique is so effective
And even if you smash through one gate and hit a tree and hit another tree and smash through another gate
You'll still be able to make a clean getaway
So we analyzed every single video we could find online to see if we could pick up some
And what we learned is it always involves two people. Yes, I don't know if I'm at the other comes up to the front of the house with some kind of electronic device
But what made it so effective?
This is the life standard shit, right?
30 seconds to steal the car without a single car alarm ever being triggered
And this was a far cry from what a lot of people envisioned when it comes to stealing the car
And Hollywood, are you gonna do this?
Amplifier and gender communication?
I can't call the Slim Jim?
Well, I just wanted to do this.
Which you slide in here then hook this part of the lock and push down which rocks this teeter-totter thing
Which pushes up on this rod to unlock the door
And once you're inside you simply reach underneath rip out a bunch of wires, and if you connect the right ones
Congratulations, you have successfully hot-wired a car
But unfortunately for car thieves in the 90s automakers added metal shielding above the latch
mechanisms to block the slim gym attacks and then when simple ignition wires were replaced with a
sophisticated ECU computer to control the engine, hot wire came off.
Yeah, nice times.
Car thieves weren't about to take an early retirement, so a few years later,
if you just got yourself some locksmith tools off Amazon for $21,000,
I mean, could bypass the door lock security measures entirely by inflating a little airbag
giving you just a little bit of a slighten. What is effectively a beefed up coat hanger to
to simply manually pop the lock from the inside.
That was like 20 seconds.
Then what's here inside?
In the case of Kios, maybe between 2011 and 2022,
you just remove three screws,
pop off the steering column cover,
stamp off the ignition cylinder,
and slide the right side of your truck.
I wonder what you're trying to do.
They could do that in like,
for like three seconds, you know?
Right under that little metal hub.
The simple turn.
No, they could pop that even without the screws.
They'd boom it.
That's wild.
And I should point out the bad guys already know all of this.
So the main purpose of this video is to educate the good guys, aka you.
Because security through obscurity is one of the weakest forms there is.
So if you own a Kia, maybe between 2011 and 2022,
make sure you have the latest free software update from the dealer,
because that will stop the car from starting
unless the doors were recently unlocked by the key fob.
As you'd expect, there's sort of a constant pounds race
between car thieves and car makers.
It's natural.
For modern cars, after it's locked with a key fob, if you manually unlock or open the
door from the inside, the alarm will go off and immobilize the car even if you did manage
to make it in.
And the other engine starting hacks no longer work either, which meant I need to rely on
more modern techniques, aka I need to get my hands on one of those looping electronic
devices.
But since that's not exactly something you could just go pick up at your local Best
Buy, I would need to venture into some pretty sketchy corners of the dark web.
And if everyone here knows that, it's exactly a one person, extensive experience, crawling
around the internet, CD digital underbelly.
Hey Mark, can I help you with something?
Ian, what even is the dark web?
An encrypted version of the internet that you access through a special browser called
Tor.
And like, do you have Tor?
There's no way, okay, I was thinking a while I guess, and I know that by this
there's absolutely no shot and you need to go to Tor to get this shit.
Hey, you might get some parts and then some some like I'm on rust point because 12 minutes later
Dimitri claim for the low price of $12,000 worth of Bitcoin you can have our very own car stealing device
12,000 a relay attack, but this raised a lot of foreign legal questions, which was a problem
But Chris labs will your bill by any device that can mimic anybody's key for any car. It's that legal
Can you like tell me a little bit more about this?
not really you can't use it to steal a car but technically can you do something nice with it
that would be legal why do you even thanks bill and with that great news in hand immediately
connected with dimitri on telegram and the following conversation actually occurred hello
yes yes uh uh it's just to go over a few things okay okay um tell me what are you when you were
What?
What do you mean?
I'm zero.
I don't understand what your own standard question is.
Okay, okay.
Don't worry.
Coming years in your service.
Are you trying to figure out my age?
No.
Answer the question.
Coming years here you will be involved with the United States government.
I don't work for the government.
Zero.
What is your security research company name?
What?
I'm just a dude. I'm trying to buy this thing for you.
Yes, that's my final answer.
I assumed that meant he thought I was the feds and we were back to square one, but then a
few days later I got this message from him with just a crypto wallet and the address
message from him with just a crypto wallet and the address I wanted it
there's no way they have to go to the dollar chat you can probably make this
with like some formula and like a privity legal device and put them together
like and the address I wanted it shipped to so obviously I'm immediately
outlanded in $12,000 in crypto and just this morning this arrived well at
first I was excited to see the mantle of dark web MKBHD beautiful
Camel bag, I then remembered she probably be careful with this
I had no idea what was actually in this thing and it could be much worse. I'm glad the glitter bomb
This is kind of nerve-racking
Okay
Tf's no good recipe but instead of glitter and far spray
I was greeted with all the promised equipment and even bullet pointed instructions. It's an interesting choice
Sweetie and I gave it a chance to unlock a car door with a pair of keys that was just barely out of range
All right, so this is connecting that keyfog to this car
And yes at first it gave us a bit of a scare
Bro, they're changing your channel. We saw that with a little finagling it can open Jack
Up here to be a huge waste of 12 grand
They bought that shit
Shush and let us watch love and now we also have to turn the car on
This is taking way longer than the news clips just keep trying
Demetri come through
You'd be the worst criminals ever there'd be like 13 police cars by now
It had taken us seven minutes to start the car when the key was only a few feet away
Whereas real thieves could pick a random suburban home and start the car in as little as 15 seconds
So we decided to run a field test and see if we could use it to steal an actual bona fide suburban car
Okay, and of course we didn't expect to pull this off within 15 seconds
But we figured if we were able to start the car and see the teeth without anyone calling the cops on us
There's a neighbor. There's a neighbor. Let's be cool. Jack
Easy easy, you know I do
You do that as some guy who does the lawn for somebody, like some landscaper, bullshit with some work boots, whatever.
And you put all the wires in a hose, like you're doing some gardening, and you go up to the door like that.
Boom, boom, boom, boom. And it's easy. Think about it.
I don't know if it would suspect anything. A guy with a hose with a landscaper outfit.
And we chalk it up as a win. But the crucial factor was that the very least we'd have to have the car.
That's not working.
And at this point, I was pretty sure Dimitri had scammed us.
But to understand why I was pretty sure Dimitri had scammed us,
you first need to understand how a car key fob works to wirelessly and passively unlock a
starred car. Because a parked car is constantly whispering at four times a second.
It's my key there. It's my key there.
And when the key gets close enough to hear that specific whisper, it yells back,
it's me! I'm here! And if it yells the correct secret password,
car will open up and turn off. And it might seem weird that the car whispers
why the key yells, but a yelling key is exactly what you want.
Since you're far away, you can still deactivate the alarm or lock the doors.
And a whispering car is perfect because you'd only want your car to passively unlock and
turn on if the key was super close.
So the way the old Russian Jumpstart works is it's basically a microphone that listens
for that quiet car whisper and then uses a bunch of complicated and expensive parts
to transmit that whisper through the air to the other device, which is essentially
a speaker with an antenna to receive and then crank up the volume of that whisper.
They couldn't turn it so easy.
And so in the key fob inside the house, here's that familiar car whisper.
Then it sends it back into yelling the secret password to open and start the car,
even though the car is really far away.
And given all that.
Jack, shouldn't you also expand that one and microphone it?
Because what if now that range isn't working?
It's pretty safe.
So you should microphone both ways.
Or the speaker part of the device was essentially unusable
Yeah, and mere moments before we were ready to give up
We got it our fortunes
Hey, Bill, you know how you said it's not illegal to own it. You just can't use it
Six Spotify playlists here bill by the way, I wouldn't have had you as a Swifty
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Where are you going, my car?
Get ice cream?
Yeah!
Bill, you want anything?
Yeah, what do you want, Bill?
This one's on us.
Bill, the tracking.
It tastes way better than someone else's car.
Thanks, Bill.
By the way, your car's in a red zone.
You should probably move it.
And while we technically were successful,
it seemed pretty hit or miss,
and took about 10 times longer
than everything we were seeing in the news clips.
Like any good engineer would we decided to make it way better started with the CT scan to see if we could determine
What was inside without needing to open it just in case there was a tamper protection
CT scan it?
If we took a peek and through the scan we were able to identify every component except for this one
And when we questioned Dimitri about it
He started to get really weird and threatened that if we tampered with the device in any way it would self-destruct
Since I've always had a personal life rule to avoid working with unknown Russian made explosives
I disposed of the package
But not all was lost because thanks to that CT scan we're able to reverse
How would I kill them to all the critical components to meet we use in the old Moscow motorack
And we quickly realized we were grossly overcharged because all those expensive complicated like $9
phone and the speaker
place with a few key components from the circle 2004 video baby monitor.
Because the same camera that watches your baby sleep feeds into a transmitter board that's
attached to an antenna that wirelessly transmits the video signal through the air to an antenna
on the monitor which catches those signals and processes them on a receiver board which
ports the video onto the small screen. So if we simply open both those components up
and then snip them here and here we can replace all the expensive transmitter and
Receiver hardware in the complicated microphone. It's we can make it better site when not only have saved us
$11,624 and kept me off another FBI watch list, but we'd be left with a much simpler device that actually worked
Well, yeah, no shit
With the entire process from initial approach
What if this gets so advanced in the future chat you could do that at scale and it make the cars drive themselves into a
parking lot and you go to an emerald with a big ass fucking antenna and then you
get a fucking like five hundred thousand testers to pull up and park
somewhere and sell them in bulk. Joe, hold on!
Bro, bro, awesome. Which gave us an idea.
And it made it back already!
BOOM!
What's in there?
Yeah, we got it.
Way too easy, Bill.
Way too easy.
Not bad, man.
Double double no tomato with, um, animal-style fries and a root beer.
So, what?
Well, we didn't want to stop at just figuring out how people were stealing cars.
We want to know what happened to them once they were stolen.
He didn't get a car truly stolen off the streets and for this experiment
I knew the perfect car to sacrifice no
But for the video it would not steal my car again
We had to find a car that nobody would mind getting stolen and of all the places the perfect car appeared to me on the Twitch stream
This one's for y'all
Look at this bad boy right here next week. We are giving away a free. Yes free 2026 Sonata
Wait what?
I'm still on giveaway!
And when I saw where he placed the keys, I knew I could guarantee myself.
No, no, no, okay, okay, Jack, I don't like saying things are scripted, I'm not.
Because I want to be a cynical guy, but holy shit, that's gotta be scripted.
Like, come on, brother man.
The question was, would I feel bad stealing his car?
I'm gonna be honest with you, I drive Maybach's and Lamborghini's, Ferrari's, Hellcat's, alright?
And the answer was no you just straight up miss your own giveaway car
To the first step you'll be finding Jason the ween's house and as a pretty popular twitch streamer
Yo, come on bro. Very difficult to well now actually he's right there on Google Maps. Okay? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
No, a couple days later got ready to win this car
But as we approached the face house the reality started to set in so be the first time
I'd be stealing a car that didn't belong to someone on my payroll
This is for real.
So, I'm gonna hop on a VR check.
Jason was gonna be streaming himself playing a VR game
while his car sat untouched in the driveway.
So who would finish first?
Jason setting up a VR headsets.
Let's go, buddy.
Or us stealing his car with a baby model.
Getting strapped up for VR, boys.
We're on camera.
I remember when he was telling us,
I saw this clip, I said, I said it.
I said it was probably scripted.
But because who dresses in all black,
Like this, like buddy, you could do the same to the noble clothes in a hoodie.
You don't have to wear all black like this, you should look like a thief.
Bro, you look like you're thieving, like...
What's up, man?
Matthew!
Head down.
Okay.
A label, it's the user's face, the audio, after all.
Yeah, yeah, well...
Alright, y'all, I'm out.
One more time
No, shut it on any alerts from there's moving outside that I don't buy it
Why is it why is this my right hand this is you're right it goes like this?
We're hurt, we're in it all!
Okay, I think we can take these off.
Once we got far enough away to pull over and pull up Jace and the Week Stream,
you were able to virtually return to the scene of the crime.
Uh, Jeff called me like twice to check your phone, by the way.
Oh, God.
Yeah, what happened?
What?
Do you say it?
Say it!
Pray tell.
Say it!
Oh my God, bro.
Just, he's stunned.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro, bro.
They stole your car, man! They stole your car!
That was disgusting!
I know the car! I know it!
I'm just gonna show it.
Okay, the only reason why I think it's complicated is that
even the more reaction, I feel like you would take it seriously,
one, probably more so than you'd say,
oh, you don't even care because I don't have a lot of money.
I don't think it's about that.
I think it just shows like a massive security flaw,
and it's kind of scary at the same time.
Because you're thinking about all the things that are related to this
this that could have happened, could happen, that maybe he needs to ongoing, it's a
scary spark. Like, and then he would be at least called the police immediately.
I know this car, I know it's gonna show it.
I know, these are very handsome.
However, the one thing I was wrong about,
I know the one thing I was wrong about,
or Jason, was that I did actually feel pretty guilty.
I get excited to show you how the car...
The only good thing that happened this week was that I was able to give away a car.
Mark, I feel so guilty right now.
I love getting these brown souls happy, bro.
I'm like dancing.
And I knew I had to make this right,
because it had tragically sucked all the fun out of being a pretend car thief.
But first, I had to get Jason's car actually stolen.
Because it was time for Phase 2 of our operation,
which was to rig the car with 12 independent GPS location tractors,
hidden in a bunch of different car parts,
to reveal what these thieves are actually doing with these cars after stealing them.
Which meant it's time to get this car stolen.
Again.
Stolen again.
So we left the car on this specific street,
because according to a report published by car insurance companies,
this neighbor there had the highest auto theft rate in all of Los Angeles.
And since no city in America has more car thefts than Los Angeles,
all we had to do was wait.
Just fucking shit all night, I can't.
And we didn't have to wait long.
because at exactly 2 15 a.m.
This happened and despite pulling the extremely impressive move of shutting the car door with another car
Let's see that again. Yo, I did a gta these were not seasoned pros because if you listen to the what do you mean is the gta track?
You'll realize what we soon realized that this car had been stolen
By some kids fresh out of high school
And as we come to find out, teenagers are responsible for 75% of all stolen cars, often in gangs
who are due to either joyride and post on social media, which seem to be the choice of
our teenage car thief, or to go on a temporary crime spree like breaking into cars because
if someone reports their license plate, it tracks back to a stolen car and not to
them.
And then organized crime is responsible for the remaining 25% of car thefts, where
They'll either quickly get it out of the country like on a shipping container to Asia or over the border into Mexico
Or they'll take it to a chop shop hiding in plain sight because it doubles as a legitimate
Autobody shop where it will be stripped for parts in as little as an hour after being stolen
But again, my car had not been stolen by a pro
Are you been stolen by a teenager who wanted to flex?
But unfortunately for him
Marcelo!
You trying to get picked up or not?
No, I'm sure.
He couldn't find anyone who cared.
Well, you're weird.
Because whenever our thief wasn't driving like a maniac
He was desperately trying to convince his so-called friends to join him.
Dude, this guy is just depressing a lot of this.
He tried one friend
who didn't want to get in the car
and when they did get in
It was so awkward
They left pretty quickly he tried another person
Who clearly could use a ride the way for the bus?
But they also wanted no part of these bad vibes. Jesus. Oh my god
To chill please do it for the game. I'm on the way
We're gonna talk to you again. I'm gonna slide by myself right now. You're telling me about your mom
The problem was Marcelo didn't realize the thief knew what he was doing.
This guy is like a bum and he's gonna drag everybody down and nobody even wants it.
Like this is sad.
Classic Bronco.
Upon which she seemed to finally notice there were indeed multiple cameras in the car and knowing what he's doing swiftly disabled
them despite us having four hours of HD footage of his face again, not a pro
especially considering that in addition to the cameras we filled the car with 12 GPS trackers which recorded his movements for the next five days
across the city until it suddenly stopped at this location five days
storage lot for impounded cars the city uses which is absolutely poetic
Oh, yeah. Of course. Oh, it doesn't make the money though. But imagine, imagine all the
fucking, they got to book them, they got to fucking get all the opposites of it. If you're
all the shit for a fine, they're probably going to find a court and what anyway. Why
would they do all this if you just get a ticket and get fucking into the money?
The margins are huge, eh?
Pure product.
I knew his chat would greatly appreciate it.
Time to give Jason the goodness.
This house makes told us to use in the shower,
and since I have no desire to subject anyone to whatever this is,
oh, I hate how deep you are, you mean I hate you.
It makes the perfect time to tell you exactly how easy it
is to prevent your car from ever being stolen like this.
Fundamentally, you just need to stop your key fob
from hearing the car's irresistible whisper,
No matter how loud the fuse try and make it.
So step one is easy.
Just never leave your keys right by the front door.
But then for step two to play it safe,
you need some ear plugs for your key fob.
And that can be as simple as a cookie tin.
And to prove how well this actually works,
as you can see, open the door like this.
And if I put it in the tin first,
the key fob can't hear the car whisper.
And that means the car door doesn't open up.
And that works because the wireless signals
want to take the path of lease resistance.
And since metal is much more conductive than air, the signal hits the outside here and travels just through the metal before continuing on.
It's a protective electronic bubble we call a Faraday cage, which is why this person is perfectly safe inside their metal chamber.
Now if you don't have a cookie tin on hand, one penny's worth of aluminum foil is enough to make a pouch that will plug your keys ears as you can see here.
By the way, this even works with your phone.
If you wrap it in only a single layer
of aluminum foil with no gaps,
it will be immediately taken off.
Jack, Jack, what if, why don't car keys
not already have the fob be a fair day cage?
And when you click the button,
it actually opens up a hole in front as you click it.
Just a small mechanism, it's small.
And then the signal goes through that hole.
Think about it.
Jack, every fob should be like this, okay?
This is the father again, but then, but then it out front is actually just a small little
door like this can barely see, can't see anything.
And when you click this, the maybe the bug, it actually, it just pulls the door up, it
opens up.
And then the same at the same time goes out.
but it's still a fair day cage overall.
So, remember when your car got stolen that one time?
This is exactly how I did it.
Oh my God, bro.
I came up to the door like this.
Oh my God.
Dude, I sent the whole tweet out.
Oh my God, bro.
And he loves the good news.
It keeps you down.
But it wasn't all good news.
Did I get the key for both?
It was stolen after we had it.
The good news is I have another car for you.
It's a 2026 Rivian brand new.
I'm not the one you can give away.
Oh, fucking what?
No, that's not true.
Oh, fuck off.
I put like 100 in there.
I'm not being against you.
I apologize for making you feel so bad for so long.
Don't worry about it.
Just make sure for all of it.
When you won this car, wait.
Don't leave your keys.
Who made you win this car?
Were you on the Mr. Beast thing?
Who made you win me when you won it?
Well, you won this.
By the front door.
No, no.
No, no, you won one at that.
No, not you, Chad.
No, the other guy.
Not you, not you, the guy in chat.
Well, you actually wanted that for the giveaway?
Oh, show me.
I actually, I know the video.
I don't think that this needs to be legitimate.
A couple weeks to it, you might as well.
Yeah, I don't think that the prank being generated
needs to be generated.
Uh, for the video to be good.
I think it's a good bit of a regardless, though.
I think sometimes the winner,
It's trying too hard to sell it as real,
because I don't care much.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's a good video.
On the west curb.
Walking up to the passenger side now.
All right, he is inside of the car.
This guy's wearing gloves smart money says it's not because it's cold
When somebody leaves a big car door open it tells us he knows the cars of a car anything can happen
It's dangerous. They may run
What a dumb ass commentary what a fucking dumb ass commentary the driver may
think he knows what's going on but Detective Green is two steps ahead of
No, he's not.
gets is from some guys on the street sometimes individuals in the neighborhood
are very street smart and they'll even give cat calls bird calls whatever you
want to call it to the other criminal to let them know we're coming
and sure enough.
Hoo-hoo.
Ha-ha!
Already knew! Already knew!
Yeah, it was too easy! It was too easy!
I ain't got no weapons in my hand.
Already knew it was stolen.
Hands up.
Already knew it.
Already knew it.
Already knew it.
Hands up.
Already knew it.
How'd you know?
Ugh, I watched the show!
Oh, why'd you take the car then?
I don't know, I wanna be in store, I guess.
My hands up!
This is the hour-ready food!
How'd you know?
Ugh, I watched the show!
Oh, why'd you take the car then?
I don't know, I wanna be in store, I guess.
That's just so funny.
Chai, I just wanna, I just wanna know what happened with this guy.
There's no chance. There's no way they charge them. There's just no way.
Bro, do you guys have some content for that episode? They're probably really happy with... Come on, bro.
Bro, there, there. You know what this looks like?
I actually feel bad if it's not...
Actually, I'm actually a lot worse here.
I'm assuming it's nuts, but it's a means really these days look like
The robbers in Breaking Bad when they when they steal the barrel like it's what I mean it like level one robber clothing in
Like a mark with a mark robber pretty much you're saying hey, what do you want them to come in with like I
Don't know like just like bulletproof like freakin
No, no, no, I mean, I think you'd get like like a normal outfit that that wouldn't but black on black in LA stands out
to believe it or not like
It does a normal outfit that does have a faith is right like recognizable
I mean without when it's fucking whatever the fuck it looks goofy. It was like one of those movies
Bro, imagine thinking that you see these two guys and you think that these are normal civilians.
Nothing wrong with these guys. Like, dude, they look like they're about to rob something. Like, really?
It's Ron's ring cam and there was info on string that the key is right beside the front door.
more. But what is it a toaster in his hands though? Oh, they're doing the thing, they
beep it. I get it. The low wave frequency bullshit.
Wacka Wacka Wacka Wacka
What is this scenario?
Like what Megan is?
I
Like that no gameplay it was cool. It made you want to be part of those who are gonna buy the game
I mean they need you want to purchase it
I mean, I'm sure I'm gonna dance. There's nothing right for sure. I mean, it's unbeatable. It's unbeatable. This is
chap
This is what you want to buy the
As a gamer you would get excited when you saw dreams in which I'm dying
So yeah, I look like a game when the ad started
I'm like, what can you say? What can you say?
People run in circles, it's a very, very good
Holy cinema! I was about to say that.
Okay, that's actual cinema though. That's cinema.
Like, holy shit.
Holy.
That's a real shit.
Classic.
With the iconic...
Not yet.
Holy shit!
Check, check.
This is how you make a good fucking shield.
Not some boring Ryan shield that blocks everything.
Because you had melee in the game.
And who gives you about a shell you could do you would do melee duels in the fucking shield
Nobody cares because it was it was well aimed at
Shit these went hard back then because there was nothing like it wasn't over saturated
Yeah, but yeah, but now there's none though. Well now there's you know, there's none though
Oh the odyssey that is my favorite, but I
um
Deliver hose my favorite but she channels that
That's where it's written. Thank you. It's rich. It's rich. It's rich
So this is good to know
I'm sorry about that but that one chat I didn't like it as I don't get as much I
Think it was too drawn out where you couldn't tell what it was until the end and it was good
It was okay. It's immature
It's cinema, but it's not like I don't think it was as impactful
Yeah
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Holy fabric school
Jack, don't let the propaganda be fooled.
Brainwash you.
Reaches the last halo to come out of the rest of it, it's AI, it's not real.
It's a fake reality, it's a dream.
very cool, very cool, check.
Bagadisha, me and my brother would do, would do jiu-jitsu, right?
And my dad told me that I've been doing bad and he wasn't going to buy for me.
And then, and I was really sad, so we went training, me and my brother, we went training
and it was kind of sad, I was kind of down about it.
And even if you want to pick us up, do you do a joke?
I get into the car, he turns the lights on, and he put the copy of Odyssey on the dash
where you sit out front, and I was like, holy cinematic, you got the game for me
while we were training it, holy shit, give me the chills, that's the go.
cool though that's cool memory call memory found you watch it's not gonna
watch this all right welcome to the jet oh wait you're rich experience it we're
more rich we're gonna broke fuck you
Um, you're just gonna put the games around your fuck off
Hmm
Guys, we we we didn't we didn't um
That's all good
So one of these days that you want to do challenge. I'm gonna do a stranger and and
All I'll drive through all the parts of my early life. I'll show you where I used to live the house
the slides to go to I go I go to the workplace to work at and I'm shaking and
you'll see I'm not I'm not not lobbying
I should hear the cool thing about this trailer was that it tied into the
campaign by showing us how the first noble six died not a lot of trailers do
that
Hey XQC 67
Yeah, I'm playing say through the entire hello see everybody I'm going
Yeah, but I'm actually addicted
Roo watch the semen levels of music productions eyes are just put out your in it
Should I just leave this ride to listen?
We'll take a cyan apology Lord have mercy
Let me just go extract
Who the fuck who the fuck and what the fuck
I'm going did you have a little bit just see I know I'm going to admit something that I want to admit
But I'll so I'll admit anyway ready
Go for it. I think that we can't load into this game
Just do a zero hero. We have to go all out and try harder like from from literally like
When we fight another shipment it has to be we don't troll it's full on until the dead it otherwise
We dive in them like great. I agree like a flea rat. We that's the thing
We want to hear a hero. We have to wrap. Yeah, you we don't fight. Oh, yeah, but we're not doing rat play style
We're playing like Chad's but with literal gray. Yeah. Yeah, either Chad or not
I realized they say it was my fault. I'm gonna say yes
It was my fault because I was looting as you were fighting as I thought I guess you do this
But it's not that you're bad is that you literally just can't like troll the fighting it and
And win like you against because we were too many snipers when we started when we were playing it before in the play
Yes, right. Yeah, that was what was happening is that I think we were getting used to a level of fighting
That's like one sniper by himself loading in to get into it and he didn't have a full squad
That's how it is. Bro the six-man squad with full fucking bro. We we die in like four seconds
It's fucking insane like we got a beat so we need those red blocker cannons reflectors
We need that shit man. Yeah, my tech tree right now. I'm in T2
and
I'm like what we have to do is we have to go to specific cities because certain cities give the boxes
Yeah, yep, yep for your tech tree
We get your boxes, get my boxes, and we just keep progressing.
But if we get T3 cannons and you get the protective reactor thing...
We roll everybody, what's that?
That's GG's I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
Hello.
Yeah, so...
See, I'm a...
Wait, you have to...
No one here to kill me.
Yeah, you him.
Wait, how many hours does this play, this motherfucker?
This play...
Bro, bro, bro, bro!
Go up there and get the other guy, weird coral, that's a lot of mob kills.
First, mixtures, which is a lot of med cabinets.
Then you go, or crystals.
You could only get a few of these for a ride.
Going on voyage, you wanna know what I'm doing, genuinely?
I'm going on voyage by myself on a shit walker,
ratting, going up to the boats in the desert
by myself, turning off my smoke ratting.
With these are gone, looking around full scouting
if I smoke, I hide.
Oh, I'm not out yet.
I'm almost out.
I just literally rat and then I just leave with all the loot damn but I did
did you like the friendly bug it or not three hours I know I I know I did like
it I think it's gonna the middle where they get to our loot is pretty grief like
if they get on our base we're fucked so we would remove them the other minute
and we put those miles that are can you make that like a hatch room somehow if
you can make that a hatch room I think that fixes it I don't know if you
go put a hatch with the reactor in the front like that.
You need to add an airlock.
You cannot add an airlock unless you, OK.
I'll show you how to add an airlock.
It's OK.
Just a juicy lobby I'm in that I'm about to extract.
I'm sick.
I see two people with boxes fighting each other.
How long do you think you're going to take?
Two minutes.
Sure.
Because I'm going up to the extractor right now
There's nobody around me
Yeah, I don't yeah, I don't think that I can I can put this anywhere and maybe make sense, right?
Like it has to be in front of where I was doing it and I don't think I can airlock that I just can't I
Have a blue armor for you
I've just been selling most of my shit because I don't really need it for crowns
Oh, wait, hold on
be real just say I think I fixed it I get I can airlock it like this no we can't
because it's the engine part fudge man
yeah we have to be further back then so this out of your luck with the brain
Jack is I this I this I airlock it see that this is an airlock see that
I'm calling for extracts.
No.
Okay.
Wait.
About two minutes.
What do you do, Jethan?
A two-person cabin.
Okay.
So what about a kid doing this then?
Let me see what you're doing.
Let me see your, also, can I see your tech tree?
I want to see how far you are.
Should I do this?
I'm not far at all.
I'm gonna try it all. I'll read one thing only.
Okay. I thought you'd be so lonely in this too. I'm not gonna lie. This game's good.
Try it like that. But it doesn't work.
Try it as a work.
Oh
The room like this
Oh
Why doesn't it work I don't understand it
There's also cheaters in this game like not like hackers, but I play the solo only and they'll be groups of people together
That's just a whole fuck. Yeah, that's fucked up respect on the door. Oh
So the work
Engineer and captain
Isn't that what you guys did no
Fuck you
Yeah, what are what are you doing?
No, we're gonna do that. Are you fucking stupid?
Oh
It's because no, no, I can't I'm done
Extracted easy W. Did you win it? Yeah
um now I fucked our shit mom just were fucked no wait what do you need me I'm
gonna bring you in a blue armor I have a lot of those I don't the charity no
dude I found the blue armor stash bro I don't the charity well you're taking
it bro it's too much armor like you're gonna put it on you need to
now save your items I don't think you're here okay well I'm dropping it right
in front of you so it's either you get it or the sniper um since going on the
white shot why is it not working anymore then I like like this should be
working all things because of this you don't got to bring the cannons
Chat?
It says conflicting developments.
Chat?
You want me to bring Weird Coral in for you?
Yes, please.
I have four of them.
Why are two chapters like...
Just when we're leaving, make sure you put it in.
I'm pretty sure this is like the most important part.
I don't really need to think about it.
It's not that easy.
It's not that.
It's that.
I already had it.
I finished that.
I'm good.
Bang.
How many drinks do I need to bring?
I have 40 and an 80.
What else?
Look, see?
Finished it.
Bang, bang, bang.
One, two, three, four, five.
Wait, we don't need.
We need more protection for the back though.
What if I put a balcony just at the back?
I mean, bro, we're dueling right now.
I don't think you need to make it this big right now.
Like, we honestly have too many guns, too.
Really?
No, no, no, there's a lot of more than that here.
You don't even have a DUO one.
Watch this.
And we protect the back.
We protect it back with a big ass balcony.
What the fuck's going on here?
I don't, I mean, it's good,
but it makes us a bigger target, no?
So, so what?
Is that, how's that better?
I don't know how the HP of the ship works.
Like, I don't know if it's by like individual thing
or if you have like a total HP.
I actually don't know at all.
Chad, it looks cool, no?
Wait, wait, wait, I don't know why I put it at the top though. I think I'm sure I'm gonna give him a lot.
How do I, I think I just fucked it.
I have an ad.
I'm gonna watch it on kick.
Hold the ad.
Okay, I'm ready. You ready?
Yep.
Okay.
I think I showed a little bit.
Wait, it's inoperable!
Oh, I didn't get to put the driver seat.
You have one, two, or that looks...
What?
People might not fight us because it kind of looks intimidating.
Yeah, it actually does.
You know those birds?
Is it a peacock or whatever?
That does the big...
Yeah.
It's kind of... yeah.
We look scary as fuck.
Ab so lowly
Dude I have wings on it
This guy said it looks like a fucking easy target. Fuck you. Who the fuck are you?
You would say shit in the Atlanta buddy
Let's see this is a Marvel I
Call it I call it
it's still the funny bugger is there is there something for like a tall bug
oh you change what set my home inventory added already oh sorry shit
it's all good I apologize man I'm sorry L it's all good can you bring me
some bullets or a gun yeah I'm gonna bring all the cannons and
everything. What about a real gunner? You want a gun? I only have great guns. I sell.
Oh, we're fucked. We're fucked. We're fucked. Yeah, you don't need guns out there. What
I'm doing. All right, we're going in for that. We're going in for it. But yeah. Okay.
We are poor. I'll go find some on the ground. I can get some crumbs and bread. 40,
40 and a 40
Being we are we are fucking poor does he?
Not we
No, we are poor man is what it is
No, I'm bringing you a blue armor
You need a gun like an act like an actual gun. You know, maybe maybe
Okay, I'm barely one large from a large crew where we said again
Are you serious ready up?
Don't go, walk in.
Okay, do you want a block festival?
You think it looks fabulous money?
No, just go, just go, just go, just go.
Go, go.
Watch this back, Tom.
Come on.
Nice.
Oh!
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Okay.
You need to start?
Okay, we need to loot a zone first
before doing anything, okay?
If we see players just all that keep going, we don't stop.
Like-
I don't really care about players, do you?
I care about players-
This run, we need to get stuff now, before, like,
I care about players, but later, not now.
Yes, yeah, exactly.
Because the mode that we're playing, if you read it,
it says we all spawn at the same time.
So if we just go and fight someone who gives a fuck,
We need to do it super super super late game. Us fighting in the beginning means nothing.
We should go to the middle circle then. We go all the way to the middle circle then.
Yeah, we should fortnite this motherfucker.
The other zone, the other mode you join in, it could be at any time.
So it's kind of like scab. Like you can spawn in-
That's lane, that's lane, that's lane.
But the mode that we're in now isn't like that at all.
Wait, is he on front of us? What the fuck?
Tom?
Yeah, he's-
Yeah, we don't have to do anything, bro, he's-
Wait!
I don't even see that!
It's a close spawn. It's a close spawn.
Go, quickly, quickly, quick, quick!
Go, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, yeah, you, you, you, you turn on it.
Yep. And then in the box, I have uh, things for you.
L-let's go to, let's go to, I'll recall WALK.
I'm gonna start putting cannons.
start moving our shit
I'm telling you the Rook-a-Wolk
anything that sounds French go there because I need to get Chardonnay and I
think it's at like a French place a Chardonnay yeah for my for my tech
I could just turn to the left, I think.
Wait, hold on, is this a new song?
Is this thing going to kick hard?
Hold on.
Not being a new song.
Ah, but does he?
He's trying to shoot something, he's a sniper and getting shot at, just keep going, just keep going.
Get him a green flare, get him a green flare.
He's up.
Really?
Yeah, well he didn't start moving but he stopped shooting.
Okay, we're gonna hide behind the rock and we're gonna fucking kill him
We're gonna have to get a gun in this place though shooting ass shooting ass get get around this rock
Get it with a halt and do a double
turn
We need to move the little member. Yeah nothing
Is he?
Is he hitting us?
Is he here?
Is he?
He's...
He's missing, but he's...
Yeah, they have a lot of players.
I didn't get four players.
I'll spot him right now.
Let me do...
Let me do get some info here.
I'm gonna check him out.
The shotgun's on the back.
We have no guns to shoot.
We have no bullets.
It is one, two, three, four.
Yeah, we need to run.
Thank you for the entertainment.
Holy shit.
Do you have no guns?
Do you have no guns?
Do you have no guns?
Do you have no guns?
I
Cut sir cut sir cut three guys. I'm good line good line
We're gonna do this. Oh, yeah, get on I
Don't think it's like me. I'm sure like a fucking maniac. You think they won't ever follow me. I told it to maniac
You're good. I just strike the legs on shit
You're good
Just keep going I cook with his fighting man. Yeah, this is good
And I'm again big I don't they get you extremely hard
I think I brought a booster as well. I'm gonna hit you the booster here. Yeah
Ready, I'm gonna hit the nut slope here so that we don't we don't both need it. I didn't bring a booster
suck up but in this um
The chest grab your blue armor.
Oh no he's running left. No. Oh no.
Kz!
So what are you doing?
We...uh no.
I want to repair something nice. They hit some of our shit.
Just make sure it's in top shape here.
He's on the behind. Where's he going?
Got to play some sea of thieves now.
what's good you're gonna force all our pad it is that french my kill
we can go to it
look behind us is he follows I don't see any smoke grab your armor brother he
literally couldn't drive like me where it's in the box extra gun to where the
box and coral it's in the box just rain to me please I
It's in the box just like the regular box spawns
No, you want to go to the left side? Oh, yeah, sure. That's pretty loose
I'm trying out for our engine though.
Okay, these blunders over there at the archipelago.
Yeah, they are.
They're our engines off.
They shouldn't be able to see us.
They shouldn't know where we are at.
I mean, they know where we're at overall though.
Like, they were right on to us.
Um, why is there nothing here?
This is so bad.
Uh, hello?
Gas loot is pretty shit.
I like to, I kind of skip these boats,
and there's boats that...
You can leave us!
You can leave us!
Nice.
There's boats that are stacked and you can shoot the walls on them and it has fat loot in it.
Good. Can we pick it up? The box?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Actually get the corals.
Uh, I remember I had a bad gunner. Uh, the box at the top, it's in there. Can you know where you're?
Yeah.
We got another, we got to go, we got to go.
Oh, yeah.
Not safe enough, that wasn't safe enough.
I'm over here
In the box that spawns like the first box right there right here
And then on the the coral should be in there as well and all that shit
Oh, let me put that like on you and see spawn with it
Is it a plant front? What is that plant front?
I just heard an explosion
Yeah, we're gonna try again. Yeah, but look see all the green players
So the stappers
I can see our legs on the legs good
I'm not even having a feel to get there. I have I prop
We lost no no, it's fine all the extract areas we can only stop there
That's like full of fuel. Okay, so we want to go to our pad is it's far away man. I used to be clever
So we go to our bad enough of the Caribbean playlist would go
We go there grab some stuff and then let's be lying in the middle
Yeah, the left looks like lean we can go for our pad then it may be stuff and sell and then Schwalzenberg
Remember if you see an extraction area just go to it in general because we just grab a bunch of fuel
What if we just swiveling extract at people?
That's what I want to do
On the books. I'm not gonna lie. I want to I want to camp in the middle of the thing
And just like absolutely turn off our ship and own somebody
Yeah, so now we do is that we bring C4 to see for the Kevin's waters
I've been selling on my C4. I know how to get on. No, we need to see by the city
I know how to get out not again if we see a ship a certain looking ship. Oh, it's over
Is that it what ship over there to our right? Let me zoom
All right
Yeah, go left go left go to that ship go that ship to our left over there
We could shoot the two doors on the front
C-Force
Trust
I think you can see four ship.
Bro, I've been ratting trust, yes.
Checked up, excuse me.
I've been learning a little too much out here in the states.
That's kind of blurry.
You're right, it is blurry.
Right here.
Focus going up there, we'll stay here.
Right here, stay.
It's just 50s, but no water.
Now watch this, look, stop the ship.
You're gonna say what you can do that
There's C4's in there though
Well, there's good looting here Jesse in a wrong I'm not lying
I
Yeah, yeah, you can also go up there's a second floor
Oh, we have boosters
There's a C4 right here. See yeah, I see it. I saw it. Yeah
Grab it and then I'm gonna go up to the second or you don't look at the second floor
You dirty buddy dirty box and ten bucks for you. Yo, yo, yo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was telling you, I was telling you, I was telling you, and I'm like...
This is huge.
I need the coral.
Armor right here as well.
Ah, yeah.
Go the box, sir!
I got a green pistol.
Go to the top one. There's a top room as well. You got a glitch jump up there.
Not known in the community.
Do you need a glomerate or a glomerate? I think I should loot it just a little bit later.
No, no. No, I have it. Just...
Just keep it
What we're in a room and I'll see it you can jump in the room where I'll bet the top just keeps jumping up
I exploded the top room as well
Yeah, the room that you were in that's
I'm like I'm like bugging out like bad bad
Yeah, we're gonna see for in the second floor. Yeah
No
No, no, no, I really go double pistol then then because you only only want to keep one animal type usually
What is your your ships full of garbage and immaturates kind of land?
Let's get out here anytime. We see that let's go to there because I think it's just always fat lead
I
But that is one of the work what one of the best
Wait, there's a little right
Yeah, let's do it. I'm telling you they're massive like that's what I've been spamming
Oh, I have to move line apparently I
Grabbed a box my box
Eight eight box that said that it wasn't full or wasn't empty. I'm gonna see it's another one up
Yeah, that was in my box
It wasn't there utility box there or was I wrong? Yeah, I grabbed it you sure I'll see on the shelves
Yeah, I put it in my room
No, you're not missing the box. You missed a weapons case though. No, I missed a box for sure
I left a big box full of loot
Really?
Man, I'm over tree
So did I?
No, I didn't I got shoulder. We're using them
Yeah, I think I was a little bit of a troll. It's probably the guy behind us
Trying to catch up
that strap from him hold on I think I might have took it chat on the front
boss yeah I searched that they're talking about like a box the check it
was a weapons case on the front boats by the smoke stacker
no they won't do it they won't do it wait on god on god W chat
oh god W chat I didn't believe them actually I'm not even kidding okay go
over here there's an instil that brings up blonk go send it actually no
chat pop top stop let me I'm not controlling the loot already yeah I'm
just gonna trust them with my life at this point okay I'm gonna give us a
boost look quicker well you don't have to we're literally about to stop at
this boat yeah but we still need we still need the uh oh yeah i think i just saw
someone shoot a flare
yeah i tripping is there a human being here
but what i know the door's open on the bottom this is fucking tripping me out
here dude i think there's a person here wait
what yeah you see how it's blown out at the bottom
Already that's weird and blow up in something
Yeah, that's very strange though
Yes, well cool, there's very cool on the ground
Is he is he
There's cool on the ground which means the anger see that here
Yeah, I know this is there's something I think there's someone here, bro
Hiding just look for it. I think it's a rat
Yeah, I'm on the ground. I'm on the ground
That's your sustenance, bro.
It's on the rock!
Shots?
You shot me?
No.
Huh?
I did not shoot.
Gunbox open!
It's empty!
okay something's fucking going on here this it was that was that there's a
flare over there I see him excuse you ran excuse you ran away just go you got
to look at the top one wait this bug is moving already this guy's for my
They are coming they are coming
This bus will lose it
The budget is for a loot
They give it to me. I'll grab it and then grab this clock. No, no, no, no, no the bottom of balance for roots. Oh
I grab it and then I'll go up to second story
I
Love
Belka chats Belka like you've never been put before
Because it's all in the box in my hand
They didn't lose it and put it in the box of you and left you must be nearby. We have to go
How did he lose the top?
Dude we have to go I did is this way that these way to well I never been sausage
Yeah, this is sus there might be a guy in our ship hiding like a summit 1g
Like I don't know what just happened. I'm scared
Something is going on
You know use the shovel even on the what though I have a shovel full time
And a blue roll over you want it
Yes, I do
okay well yeah yeah oh what the hell this is like a different kind of revolver
it's the best all over in the game it's a highly pristine super super ultra rare
I gave to you cuz you're my friend what was that noise what I love I heard
like a like a beep beep sound that's the somebody pipe it up a radio box go go
can't turning on our ship I'm not tripping brother someone hide and set look
everywhere look behind just go we must go we must go we must go it's on I know
the perfect rat spot yeah yeah yeah no the radio noise was the radio
The people that were hunters over there, they just took out the box that they gave us in the radio.
Right here by the way, just so you know, always check back here, look at this.
Behind this reactor is the greatest rat spot of all time.
Just like constantly check back there, I swear.
Show me it.
Behind the reactor, look at that rat spot.
Like some at one G.
Dude, this is bad.
Yeah!
So...
We're gonna do this down if we go there.
No, I'm not going there. I'm going to the boat.
See the standing boat over there? More loot. Not as well.
Should we?
Welcome to the Rat Club. Yeah.
We can also spot-
We'll have to get clanked on.
Yeah, but I think that's okay. We kind of need clanker loot.
Okay, then I'll start loading up the cannons.
Besides the boat, isn't it?
I loaded them, just only one of them doesn't have-
Yeah, no, no, I got it. I am doing it.
But fuck cool, I need that.
Shot! Right side!
Yep, yep, yep, yep!
He's shooting at the tower!
Right side, right side!
It's him!
At the tower?
Turn right, turn right, turn right, turn right a little bit.
Oh, they just spawned on our left, dude.
We got a fry on these, we got a fry on these.
I can't see this.
I'm going to shoot the top ones as well.
You just won't die.
I'm over a 40 on the line.
I
Yeah
The player is nearby to be deployed nearby. I know I'm turning off our engine though so we can fast repair
Well, and I'm gonna fix our boots, our legs.
Maxwell, uh, Luke? Not really, this is just classic Luke.
The winners don't even really have to get the fuck out.
Yeah, I think we're okay though, we're okay.
You can actually go in that room, it won't let me in that room.
Uh, I'm gonna break it.
So why is it on foot though? I don't really understand it.
I think the guy spawned on a clanker and he leaves this thing behind it.
Like the guy that spawned next to us.
It's possible.
Yeah, can we go?
Yeah, I was grabbing the slash repair kit.
Uh, let me repair the base before you turn on the tank.
I'm turning on the tanker on.
Okay, is there anything that's broken?
On the ladder.
We're on the ladder.
where are we going see that green it you just let it in front I know with
someone said on our thing in it big bomb let me go not there we got him this
base is kind of scuff bro okay well that's not very nice that was a hard on
No, I know it's just I get stuck up when I try to go up there to shoot the 40 on the sides
I get stuck hella. No, I mean I worked all day on that
Sorry
She's in front of the way. Yeah
Yeah, we avoid we're avoiding this guy, right? Oh, yeah, I'm friendly unless he's gonna be weird
Fill up the ammo on the left. Yeah
I'm done
Why did I come out?
You're turning for what?
Are you on yet? I'm coming
I should look fucking sick, you know you're not to get home now if this guy has an angle on this now
We're fucking bound.
What do you mean by that?
He's coming upon us.
Let's play a run.
What's up?
Yo.
Is that loot for me?
Oh shit, I didn't get it.
What the heck?
Yo.
And we have really meant for me
So you are the juhe this is full loot yo thank you man
Now are you a merchant what do you want to change all this then oh
Oh
We have some merchandise for real
Yeah
You know what the fuck we do?
No, watch out! We'll make sure that!
Starboard 300!
Someone's on his ship attacking him
What's that? Oh, he died
Yeah, someone's on his ship
What's happening?
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'm actually from a fucking missile out on the crossroad map. I'm not kidding. I'm at rest
You got directed by a missile
Can I get well comes to the job?
Yeah
Well, why don't I was yelling to the planet?
I was honestly like looking around seeing if this was trapped. I did like five back and forth. It seems sus
I'm on go go go go thank you clutch
so this is not traded this trade it he knows that we're top pleasant in the lobby and he's
using offering so that we don't kill him you want to go towards Luke guy or middle
Uh, what do you mean?
There's a loot guy on the map.
What's that loot guy?
Like a guy with a box.
I mean, we lose, right?
We might lose a fight, no?
Probably would too, yeah.
Yeah, would too, for sure, yeah.
Wait, you got banged?
I know that.
Are the devs watching? Wait, are we getting banned?
Uh oh. Hold on, huh?
I'll walk them on some of their skills, though.
I'll- I'll- I'll-
It only makes sense. I mean, me and Gigi are like the king of the-
There's gotta be both sides.
We're like the king of the- We're like the king of the sands.
Like, people see us and they have to get painted.
The boys are like, we shoot them down.
that's just how it goes like the people people people on all of it they they
know they know that they respect that
100% lose rate that's only because the server bug yeah yeah that's just a lot
yeah we had a huge one we extracted bro and that's an error yes and we were
fully not full on the way we had so much loot it was kind of a little we had it
I was laughing I'm not a lot of canons there
all right
okay set those up and I put those in the top cannon
you have med kits on you right those are just so good for healing instead of
food make sure you save the food for resists
how good are we talking about that good just it's better yeah they're
better and they just food is the only thing that resizes you so you
you might as well not use them. You kinda feel like you only use food when you have to.
Yeah.
Wait, is he the right guy?
You're on the front right. No permaband? No, you didn't know.
This game is like marauders if it was actually good and not shit.
Yeah, marauders was a big problem. Bad, bad. Could have any grades.
Fifty months, can I get a welcome to the jungle pretty please?
My amirators would have played a lot more hours
And instead of getting an update, we got a backbanner
Yeah, we have backbands on our account instead
That shit fucking scared these shit out of me when I saw that
When I woke up
I mean that's just scary like
Yeah bro
Just clicked on my thing, it didn't say gamebanners like
You gotta eat backbanner on your account
Yeah, that's just like a why
So bro, I only cheated at once
Whoa, whoa, look at that!
Chad, why would we bring the utility box back home, huh?
You would want to open them instead, right?
Where the fuck are we going, man?
Hort's center, but we're actually going towards Hort.
Jesse, the guys that we were earlier at, they're at a rock walk.
Yeah, I know. That's what I was saying. Do you want to go that way?
But why are they still there? I think maybe they died in there.
I
Maybe we wave them at the fourth on up hold
Yeah, I say we let's go here
They're baiting over here and let's set this
Mean you have to be nuts and I'm feeling extremely nuts. Yeah, now I'm doing other way straight to cool
I haven't gotten into a singular gunfight though
But I played counter strike and I lost three games
you warmed up I need to get some of this ammo in this gun is this empty and we
might have to use it now I'm not on the off I'll fill it I have to I'm not
ingredient maybe we have any dextracted it's not good enough to track it we need
some listen we have no way yeah we have no like blue valuables like like we
only have basic animals without rock yeah usually I'm usually I dodge
those yeah I honestly thought we were in the clear but you made the whitest
fucking vehicle that's ever been in the game so um all the samples again a
make sense
right side of smoke yes yeah that's not a part of all the enemy kept them out
down for that also there is a you see this this is an extraction up there
Let's hit that first grab the fuel there's just free fuel there and it's gonna help us probably have like four more bombs of fuel
The blisters as well. Oh, yeah
Prepare wait are we fucked up?
No, we're not what we're being spotted. I'm gonna shoot an issue
Okay, what we're gonna do is we're gonna, after we extract, we don't get out of the lobby, we kill everybody.
And we don't want others to do their shifts and get their loot. We rat the whole lobby out.
Where?
Let's see, drop it right in front of us. I'm gonna use one of these.
nice good chance we shot the bomb
yeah the one's too far i'm just gonna stand up and have a quick
I got the turn
one dead
another one
eight ones
I got it
I have bullets on the slide, let's get in here
Just start going forward to me. I'll put the loot up and then we go. There we go
Yeah, pull up. Yeah, it's not going through the idea on it. I'm already on him. We're good
And he wanted a kiss and he got a kiss. He did it. He did it.
That's my bum. Oh, I heard that we need to repair.
Yeah, let me just break at the front door hold on I
Missed it's fine. Let me grab the truck
No
Oh
The ships running without me stop the ship stop the ship. I did some shit relax
Now we can loot the top all the can at the top if you do good
Oh
Let's fix this up
Okay, I'm gonna loot all of this to a crisp
I'm actually gonna stay on the boat the whole time. So it goes solo. Yeah, that actually makes sense. I like that
Yeah, yeah, if anybody comes up, we got it ready
Food I
Don't know where the actual loot is though is there no loo room on this one
It's gotta be
Velkis of my birthday is like a broke down. I mean, what is this?
Yeah, does he get a little the cannons up? Oh, yeah, why yeah, uh, there's a super rod. No, it's not right. It's a greener
Oh
What I just said was...
What over here?
Can we craft anything good?
Nah.
Now we're doing this.
Is that how they mention it?
Forty-seven months.
Thanks for the stream seconds.
Here's a big issue.
All the loot.
Right?
We have a defender.
We have a defender thing.
Okay.
Defender, we have a defender thing here.
Okay, I'm on you know though, all the loot, like in that loot room, like all the cannons,
I can't go in that room, it's bugged.
Oh there's people coming.
Oh god.
Well I can't go in that room and it's bugged, so I can't free throw cannons.
I'm jumping on the ground all the way to the bottom.
Gun boxes, bad gun, I'm lucky.
I turned our ship back on, I'm just going to start moving our ship, I got some
bullets.
Oh
There's a top rope over here. You're good for now. I like you know, I ain't a little kid. I didn't put it funny quickly
Yeah
We're on a good side that I went on the opposite side it after wrap the entire rusty
Um
There has to be a key somewhere near yeah look on like tables and stuff like
Okay, I'm gonna drop off
Grab the box that has the ammo and bring it out of that room
chat there is in here a key like where would it be to be on a show like that
right in the box I think
enough time for this are you below our ship no no no okay it gives me a
It can be Koso, no he's Ben, I forgot.
Yeah, then we gotta go.
I'm pretty sure I saw somebody fluss.
Where were the QB?
I thought whatever they had a spot,
it's, he's always here.
I saw it.
I got it!
Unlocking! Try to use that again!
Dude, I need to drop off some more loot.
I'm already full.
They're fighting the NPCs right now.
Yeah, where you gotta go? I might just lose here.
Let me inspect what's going on over there real quick.
With my binoculars.
I'm trying not to read, but I mean, dude, we're empty on loot, but we need a max win here.
I see three players on their ship, so it's winnable
I'm at the blue revolver they're wrapping towards where I originally was oh there's another ship coming as well another ship coming oh
God straight towards us. They're showing a green though. Okay. We got it. We're gonna
Okay
No, that's what they are. They're the opposite side. Oh god
is he come back? can i get him? can i get him?
he's saying friendly
i'll drop the fuck on him
can i get him? can i get him? can i get him?
i'm dropping playbugs on the ground
you got that? we should be in touch sir
he seems legit now
He said they stole my max when you believe that
I don't know he said max when it could be true
There's reds
Rats, we need a reds and a great items. He just said there's red items. I'm going we're gonna have them
Red gun, say on God.
That doesn't exist, what?
Say on God.
On God, on God.
Said on God.
A red gun.
Was it an orbital cannon?
Yo, yo, was the uh, it was this gun?
Yeah, it has like pipes like a reactor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We're gonna shut up. Are you gonna move?
Well, they're down there. I'm going after them.
All right, I sent it. Yo, just see you.
I think we can, I think we can, I think we can, I think we can.
I think we can. Kill them all, kill them all, kill them all.
Like the teammate that we were just talking to, just start shooting him.
Move, you need to summon me. Like I don't know what you're doing, but you need to get summoning.
the shells you got to go grab by the way
that's why he's a sniper
he's not right we have so much more
I think he just died. I think he just died. I haven't died in a picture.
Did the receptionist do the receptionist name? Yeah, like when they didn't smash, they didn't smash.
Hey, it's the right guy. It's the right guy. It's the enemy.
I'm not gonna tell you go to the legs
Yeah, yeah, it's an example of those, um...
Slaves
His legs don't go down, I don't understand it.
He could have used him.
Let go of him!
Let go of him!
She's not back, she's not back, she's not back!
Now tell me about the goat that's scaring us.
I
Just died I died I killed you I killed you I killed you sorry
He's in a rock, stuck in a rock, stuck in a rock.
I spawned outside the ship, what the fuck?
Someone's going up our thing.
Someone's going up our ladder.
I can't see him, can't see me yet.
You shot me?
I'm not dead, I'm not dead.
I'm really dead.
I'm not dead, I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm not dead.
It's like fucking dead. Yeah, we're dead.
Oh, you're getting a talk.
XQC Lightning.
Bro, I spawn outside of our ship.
Slime, slime!
No, it's not, I keep... Oh, no...
I can't move my dead body.
I like this fucker up.
It's fine, fine.
I'm starting to see a shipper.
I killed him with punches, bro.
No.
Wait, are you repairing your shit?
What I'm doing to look like out there?
Dude, you glitched my body so I can't even get my old armor.
i need uh... i need uh... some food
i need i need i need help myself
what i'm doing is
he said chill out
he knows what he's doing
I don't understand. Why isn't it working?
Is it up top?
I don't believe that.
Jesse, give me your pickle.
Why are you repairing this?
So I can just steal it, Jesse!
Okay, then we blow it up.
Yeah, why are we stealing it?
We should just blow it up and steal everything on it, right?
right yeah but they give me fun though so like that's they follow them they did
some blowing up then blow it up blow it up blow it up
get out much looter
I
Know
You're the little out there little out on the side. I'm a son of a little again. It's a tribute though. It's not charity
It's because I'm afraid
Can't move. Can you put my body on the wheel? Oh
Oh, someone shot me from the city.
Yeah, I think it's them.
So I need you to try to have them with some loot, maybe perhaps?
Uh, well, the thing about that is you glitched my body, so I have nothing.
Uh, I mean, come here, there's bodies here.
Yeah, yeah, I have to heal, I have to heal.
Yeah, he's shooting me.
This guy has a good aim.
I'll kill him, I'll kill him again.
Yeah, I'm coming down there, I'm coming down.
I'm nice and happy with this loot though, I mean, this is a lot of loot man.
Yeah, I'm coming in. This is me coming in.
Okay, over here, is the underground there?
You're on this, you're on this. I will go kill him, I will go kill him.
I'll see him.
Where?
gun and I don't have ammo in it.
I'm not supposed to have ammo in it.
Oh, he has the M82.
Dude, he has the gun, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he has the M82.
You see?
There's a lot of ammo in it.
He used the red on my ship.
He just...
Oh my god.
You see, we got him on the...
There's anybody who can move!
Okay, I'm grabbing one box and I'm out of here.
Grab one more box.
I think we only have one ammo left.
You shot me with the- Ow!
Some of the boxes are shit. Get a good box.
It hurts. It hurts bad, dude.
Turning our shit on for some reason it's off.
Oh, he turned it off when he came on.
Come in! Come in! Come in!
Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go.
Hold on.
Get out of here.
You slow down a little bit. Slow down a little bit.
Yep.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
I am I am
Why isn't it moving or is this one our our shit's fucking broken
I mean, I don't know it's like moving back. Yeah, yeah, but I'll burn on a hill spot
That is so weird you see do you still see my dead body on the thing or no?
Yeah, I see it. Let me try it
Yeah, if you can loot it
Yeah, I can loot it. Oh my god drop my armor on the ground for me and the medkits
On the ground
I see an extract are we extracting wait oh my god yeah I think it's all the
loose yeah we have all the way we literally have but we are fucking filled
to the brain to the brain I'm the lead family well you know you you have
still more loot on the ground man I can't pick it up but hold on I just want to
make sure we almost smashed into a wall I'm just trying to make sure we're
like turn left turn right I never need to turn left to go to I want to avoid this
fucking mushroom biome that shit is ass wait but it's covered the cross I'm
checking a little what yeah just not that metal part just on this little edge
right here tell me on that the middle it's just so hell
Hmm.
We're shooting. He's still shooting at us with a gun.
Dude, are you kidding- wait, really? Where? Where?
Yeah, we- I don't know. We just got shot at.
And people are extracting at the extracts. See that?
Do we want to get on that? I mean, we'll fill up a little bit of bulletin' shit.
We're- we're looted up. I think we let them go.
I mean, we're- they're probably gonna be gone by the time we get to-
Yeah, I'm working this out on server and they can try to get us to do as well, though.
Yeah, that's gonna be that.
Do you want to avoid this place?
No.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm gonna boost this in a second.
Hold on.
I need ammo for 40.
Uh, on the ground over here.
No, no, no.
I think I got something on the boxes here.
I have a lot of it though.
Like on the ground behind me, I'm gonna use it again.
No, no, no.
I'm over 40.
I think I got something on the boxes here.
I have a lot of it though.
Like on the ground behind me, I'm gonna use it again.
No, no, no.
I'm over 40.
before again oh no we should eat I don't know what that fucking was three
and you wouldn't hear us but they're shooting us what the fuck we're not
coming for you bro me fucking shooting green flare
They don't care, dude, they don't care!
Where's the bullet sack?
Get in my hands, get in my hands, I'm coming, I'm coming, let's go, we'll find this.
They're literally extracting, bro.
Like, it's alone.
Honestly, if they extract that, like, we just own them.
Like, they don't have a ship to respond to.
True.
As soon as it goes up, let's just fucking kill him.
This is this fucking problem!
Yeah, I need to organize ammo better.
Like, we should be able to just get ammo and bang, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm looking for ammo, it takes a lot of time.
That door being in front of where you have to go to get the cannon is a little annoying.
Wait, I'm in those boxes. Why is it all this organized?
I think it left because the ship left so fast right yeah but the ship left really fast normally
there's a timer there's a lot of boosters behind us if you want to get that for free it's good
it's good money
pretty sure they left
okay yeah you go and track them and they go loot it
that ship waits like an extra minute for you to get on the rope and leave and it left in sewing so
oh okay i get what you mean
i mean you know if they were good players you know they would do
they would send some people to pvps
and while the other guy goes in it
She's here! Oh shit!
Is it moving?
Yeah, it is.
Okay, I called extracting the extraction.
Are you able to get on her ship?
Yeah, I just don't know how.
Did I put Terry in reverse?
She's here, you need to lock in today man. I'm not allowed to do it all over the place right now.
Realize I'm not hearing in reverse
I'm coming to you I'm going back
To me to me. Oh
No, oh no, I cannot oh no, I cannot yeah, I did also
I think I was on this bug in the shipper
Yeah, it it spawns me outside. We this ship's got to be scrapped. Unfortunately
Where's the fucking food?
I'm coming for you.
Cabbie for real with you?
I saw this guy on the screen.
I saw this guy on my screen.
He went down this mountain and disappeared.
I have a weird feeling this is the death.
Where?
He went down here, went to the side, and I literally saw him disappear.
Is the death trolling?
Could be causing a rock somewhere.
I'm so stuck.
Come on here.
Where?
What the fuck?
Hit him once.
Help me, help me.
Wait, what was that?
He's right in front of me.
Next to the extraction.
I got a kill.
Where?
Yeah, I think it's a hacker
or it's a dev.
We got to go. We have 10 seconds. What do you want to do?
No, we're about there.
Like...
No clipping in and out of the rocks, I'm pretty sure.
Wait, in and out of the rocks?
I don't know. I kept...
He kept doing this thing where I would run around the rock, like it was Scooby-Doo.
And I would see his body floating and then it would just disappear
What was that overall for you oh
Weird oh you can actually refuse things
I'm gonna ref the amount of order you have to have to wear random people that don't know you are forced to give you
Everything they have so you don't kill them is crazy. This is the type of shit
You only see on an ex use a call and get a lawyer
My head's at the top right ship
I'm giving you weird coral wait, what do you mean 20,000 max plan what you get?
It hasn't really yet because you're not doing anything
Okay
6.3,000 that's not at all
Yeah, that's a good amount for me as well
I'm making some weird coral and some mixtures and after that we're gonna go to reactor we need some we need some
or so we need to kill kill clankers and get crystals and if we can easily guess I think clankers is like
super important I fucking just got so much money yeah yeah why do you get 10k I got 6k I don't get it
I think it balances based off of performance.
Right, right, right.
Since he hit a few rocks with the shaper, he gets more points because he got a bullseye on the rocks.
Is that on it?
Yeah, gotcha.
Keep preparing the enemy ship.
okay okay okay if they respond and kill you again you get mad that was a way to
make them stop responding oh yeah I'm gonna bring a C4 with me just one that's
all I got do you have any more C4s I got two
Um, they think that should be it for that and then anons.
I bring my revolver.
I'll bring the cannon.
I bring my green ammo and my normal ammo.
Yeah.
One, two, three, four, five.
I'll bring half of that.
I'll bring a little bit more 80 since we ran out.
I'll bring some food.
Thank you.
I will bring some medkits.
I will bring it.
Wait, the armor, I'm already wearing it, no?
Wait, gear up, I forgot the gear up.
In the C4, no, just click back and you can gear up.
You're good, just click back.
It's all in the bottom left.
Okay, yeah, I bring C4s, I bring,
I think we'd be lucky
Yeah, we could go like pvp mode I think we should I do other and we fucking we sent him to heaven
But you realize what the strat is right?
It's gonna be a lot of patience because we got a essentially
Oh, you're at the middle of the circle and then kind of wait there. Well, we want to kill the other looted to though, right?
That's a middle circle. I mean, oh gosh darn it
It's like Daisy bro. It's literally like Daisy. It's like going up north for us to go in the center of the circle
I think like we just have to go from the start
Go center and we
Yeah, okay
The ammo is here and here. I got it and in the med packs are here all good
The dev gift that you top right. What does that mean?
Stop right guess what?
I
Was that the dev that was fighting us at the end like just be real I
Know I'm no one has hacks like I know it was you
Can you bring some 80s we only have 40s on the ship enough
Oh, no, we have 80s we're good
No, I brought don't bring any um, you don't gotta bring ammo
unless you're like I I brought good really go send it you know we're gonna
we're gonna we have a lot we are loaded it yeah we are all our ship sucks
ah you do you lost fuck and no fuel it's over we are we were just off the game
for no reason we just brought everything that we had
No, I have the cannons.
Oh my god, no.
Okay, I'm going to load high velocity.
Hey.
I'm going to load it.
High velocity 80s in front.
And we do long range high velocity sniper.
Bang on the legs.
Right?
Okay.
So we take long range battles and just like try to...
Yeah, but first go up or can I go?
I'm going to do this up or can I go?
Yeah, I see zero aggro early though.
I think I grow early dumb
Yeah, look on the right is archipelago or it's casual flats. You're the case of us first
Go go go
Only go by go behind it go down what?
I'm not putting the cans up. Yeah
I'm gonna put 80 in front 40 in front
left better why would that be better
okay the plastic
I'm gonna put a 4 at the back and an 80 at the back as well
I think those cannons should be on the main level
60 to your face, 80 to your face
I'm not just case
I was giving it place
I'm okay you got no ball
Look at that 80 cannon bang bang it for the cannon bang bang it
Was a why wouldn't it just as fine as normally if it was a real bad, you know, I mean I
Know I really hope that was you dev
Like what like that's like admin abuse and a Minecraft. Yeah
Yeah, do it. Maybe add movie give it me gives up like 2x health because it's two of us or something like that
But at least fight normally
Are there any food because I can use the food gone
In there
I'll load you up, I
Thank you. I usually keep my food on me in here.
Yeah, I feel that. Like a pot like pocket chicken.
Oh yeah. Pocket chicken for shell.
There's a guy on our right behind the dubs.
I don't think we want to be such a jacked too much.
I think we go to this main spot first.
I think he's a good...
No, I know. I'm just saying. I think he's coming.
Really? I'm going to Ivality.
He's going to the same spot as us. Not to us, but like to the same spot.
I think we kill him. I think we end his life.
Okay, say no more.
Kill that boy.
We're about to get spotted, right? Yeah, we're getting spotted.
That's the bomb though.
I'll use the 84 though. I don't think we'll want to use 40 on that.
I'm gonna use 40, I don't want to use 80 on that.
Yeah, 40's I think are good for the flanker.
I wish you could do something like to the washers and maybe break the washers and like that so
you don't get spotted.
But we need to thank anyway for the loot.
I think this is a good mechanic because it makes it so when someone shows up over here
they also have to fight flikers so they can't just come up and roll off.
Yeah, true actually.
I want to do it anyway, I want to do it.
Can we just move a little bit?
Yeah.
That's far away though.
You'll be hardly able to do that.
I think he's sitting at the end of the map.
That one's dead as well.
Oh shit.
That's fine.
I'm going to turn off our engine now early and I'm going to go grab the repair kit first
and uh just preparing and i'm not grabbing the box
i'm gonna go to the island then
you think i'm looting all those guys i'll i'll i'll put in the the island itself
i didn't want to talk about that why is it already is it just
sunset yet it's always a new server
okay i'll actually get green armor later to do table
I will be quick at looting this zone if you say keep let me know okay please
pay attention
no okay well second
it's melted cannons here but nothing good so far what is this trustee
Oh, high velocity on the other ammo. Very, very nice.
I need to drop this box off already because it's full already.
Lots of rubber here.
Boxes are there for you on top of the staircase when you get in all right
Ship is fully good. Yep. Turn our ship on now and uh, where where where where I don't see player you see player
check the player
Nice one guy
It's one guy. There's well this one guy out there, but he's pretty far and if he shows up
He's gonna have to fight
How do you know exactly what kind of though?
Did he get spotted independently?
Yeah, the same way that we did. Yeah, he got spotted as well.
That's why when we shot that guy, he showed up, he had to fight the law.
Are you sure about that?
Yeah, kind of.
Is he about that?
Yeah.
They don't spawn per person. Yeah, that's like, uh, so they could just, uh, uh, what was that green? What was that green?
I don't know.
Why is it right above our base though? I think someone's-
Something's green!
Oh, it's a friend.
Someone just rolled up.
And also I lied about the controls, I guess.
the death keeps going on a ship and killing him he said why really yeah they come from
I'm dead, don't worry, I'm just gonna...
Man, it could be a hacker.
I bet.
Uuuhm, I'm supposed to be...
Yeah, Tony, he like teleports.
Wait, teleports?
Yeah, he's teleporting on his ship, he says.
I told you I wasn't going crazy.
That's actually wilder.
I heard that, Ka. What do you say, Ka? I said I'll come back with some more loot, Ka,
and then he said Detroit out. Wait, I think he's gonna go back, do I?
No, I think it's a hacker that's talking with us for, I don't know what the hell's
going on no more. Oh, but he needs to move down, he's
on the counter, so it's all good. Oh, okay, cool.
It's easy to say quite a bit, he's always in fly hacks, wall hacks, rage hacks, spin
bot and walls, so it's, I mean, I'm not doing it normally, right?
It's thankfully a channel, yeah.
It's thankfully a channel, yeah.
It's 67 months long, that's his shampoos out there.
This room I never had I never had to get in the uh it's a sort of room
I think it's got my bedroom I think it's gone
But uh the key is uh hard to find it you have to find it somewhere on the map. It's not here you find it
I mean you could but what kind of straight map also has a call out river
No, I don't see
This monster is completely bugged, completely bugged.
I'm looting as fast as I can, but you repair the enemy ship so that they don't misline
more you moron upper left corner sliver upper left corner what there's a guy
here that's friendly but he'd left to go get us more like or for me and on top
of the job on top of the thing no I don't see anyone we're farming up
here he left with his own ship he said I'm gonna go get you some more
Oh, a chance to drop that buster.
Okay, it was a trap buster, so I didn't even get the room.
I'm gonna go to the second stage here.
Oh, I need a bomb for this, but I think he's going up front.
He's on the desk.
The boss is over here.
room block with chairs you can climb through it there really
okay I wish I'll go in there
in here good
A okay, we got all the lead
Those you right yep
I'm just blown this shit up up
For that I'm gonna turn off our engine to save some fuel might as well. No one it's one safe so far. So far so bad
Nope cheese nothing in the trash can't really said that
That was really not what oh no
more rooms to explore this room has one safe dog shit as usual a little bit of
monies though we'll take that
oh green room key
max when action is there a green room there we're gonna find that out in the
second and there's a good spot in circle
55 months. Almost human checklist. Oh, Jesse add one of those big red crates
You're making a pile for me. Yes, I do make a pile the whole time
I'm gonna bring us a little closer to make this easier
Yeah, no, I mean yeah, it's all good, right like this I
Think I'm doing good. Yeah, this is all good
The last room?
Green room?
You should be at the bottom here, you know?
That is Green Boomer!
Let's check it out.
red fuck it's bad I mean it's not bad I mean they you too but it's not like
nice women more Revolvers
orbital strike over those yo if you're better don't fuck with us we will fucking
CUT YOUR SHIT!
It will take us and you out.
We don't care.
Oh, I remember that.
We're gonna kill ourselves in Iceland.
I mean...
If we have to?
We must.
Where's that pile at?
It's at the other side when you get in there.
chat I want to see the next two of them of all time I want it to be longer than the
great wall of China buh-buh-buh-buh-buh
BULKIE BULKIE
chat where's the blue rumble
I'm gonna give you a minute to make some piles again, can I get a different volume than
the vanilla?
So they said they'd rather permit it to haul the stuff, I mean, I don't understand,
We have so much to haul.
Already got three of them. They have up here.
Yeah, you're in for a surprise, man.
Is that much more?
Yeah.
This is awesome, so great. Okay, this one has an overall strike. Do not lose it.
Remember how big this was? It kills the whole lobby almost. It's a massive week.
Welcome to the jungle, Wen.
I know it literally is like the size of a counter strike, or a bomb, it's massive, one taps.
Oh, but it's the wrong thing, it's the wrong thing, I don't think it is.
Oh, it's different!
One of these subs you did, what do you mean 11?
That was a walk bomb of defense
Hell you can climb in here
I
See where's D loop they say he's stuck
I'm here. I'll you
Try to figure this out
No, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that!
Well, I know- ok, hold on.
I'm making progress for it, I'm making progress, I'm making progress, I'm making progress!
Venzer unstuck, I'll see it, where's the unstuck?
There's only one way for that brother.
Hold on. I'm moving. I'm moving.
I'm cut. Everything I'm doing.
So I'm gonna kill you
There's a bite interest
Wait, you're I don't just be easier to grab on your body now. No, no no killing
And I'll meet you in the car get get the get the box. I don't mind it. I don't even need it
easy by the way did you get my box or
like just saying that shit was fucking yeah yeah yeah but see you're not looking
like like look at you you're going on like a headless chicken
yeah I got your box I had this chicken I'm coming out I have your box though
your shit
yeah
Okay, and then, um, the box is here, see that over here, is it a pilot?
Oh, there you are, yep.
New pilot.
I didn't know what to expect, I didn't think we would match with it.
Yeah, I put all the other things on the ship, put them in the rooms, should be good to
be out.
No, walker bugged it, like, why could I get on the legs?
Too tall.
Yeah, we gotta remember, we gotta remember.
I could try to hit the room key, but...
do you keep those cross run so it's pretty nice
it's down a blue key two two two if you don't keep them we should fucking use
them bro and be greedy about what wait for the room
Well I mean we need to find it.
Yeah, we should go for that. That sounds good.
Where's the rest of the monsters over here, right?
Bring the last boss over, it's on top of the thing, and I'm going to go around and see if we can find the blue room.
Apparently we don't keep them at the house, but left.
Yeah, I'm not looking around in yeah, I thought it's there guys. You saw it. Yeah, that should
be all the loot. I don't mean blue would be here. I think it's the end of the monument.
I'll go around look
It is in the mind of note that's our gas looking something's up left man. That's what we were dying in
orbital strike pointer oh wait no dude this is different it's fine it's fine
it was just not as big but super to be I think it's better bro I think you just
like no there is no way there's any bit in and then walk table walk is a fucking
in the same but it's an item you have to put it in place down is the way that a
thing that you point is better right it would make it that all I mean think
about it over here are you getting in the box on the ground here I'll put it
next to the letter I'm gonna go to the warehouse to look quicker the walk
to put it down and activate it blue isn't me as well as really all right oh
oh where's this box that they you're talking about here oh just be big in
box. Did we go for this? Well, look at the way out.
You good? Yeah, I'm just doing box.
Where's this box you said for me? I don't see it anywhere.
I have the bottom of the ladder. Ladder.
Of our ship. Oh, okay.
Okay, so I had the beacon bug over here. We'll get that last of them
Yeah, I don't even know
Make sure I'm not thinking play I think that was another shot. No, yeah, you're a player
I
See it, okay, they're shooting at you. Uh, no, it was a flare shot
Yeah, it's the boy from earlier. I think you got a small loop
It's yours
They reaction review us by the way in the same yeah, yeah, it's dependent. It's the amen. They have to right
Otherwise, I'd like they say me they know it's death. I have a blue dragon
the the famous one pepper
hello
please drop your loot to feel safe in the sands you are now safe in the sands
only this lobby though only the only destroyer lobby though
Okay, yeah, I need some help from transporting this guy!
You see, like, I need some fucking help from somebody.
Are you fucking serious?
I'm putting some fucking work to it, so bust it out!
Bro.
How do you think the boxes are getting on the fucking boats?
Okay, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, as well.
I saw that connection.
Let me just loot there.
Stargon revolver?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're respawning.
Zombies are actually respawning here.
What was that?
Is he-
Oh, no.
Are we getting betrayed?
Is he-
Oh it's clutch I
Know that I need to it was so rich I got here we are so rich
With the box is the new boxes at me I mean I don't know me
Wait, I'm gonna say I just said the chat was the chat
The guy that just typed that, typed, what is the key hierarchy?
Can you give me a couple of things, please?
Green, blue, red, black, dreadnought.
Is that correct?
I
Need help with the boxes. Yeah, I'm a bunch of bugs you know, you don't break them
They just that's just what the spawns are. Yeah, where the fuck are you though? I'm right here under you guys
I'm gonna blow the show
see um we have a brother uh me and his juicy for okay i have a red barrel really i far away
i'm i'm i'm ambitions just just see for it it's fine
they don't seem that hard to get gotta be full of chaps no we're we're not so
forth and we're gonna always control the loot don't slanky with a long nose it keeps touching
When I go to bed when I check I don't see anything under what could it be chat
Nothing here
Making machine you're waiting. Oh hell. No, what a bad trade that is
Dude more blue guns at Disney if this is my friend like I don't understand what guns are the next fucking years of lobbies
Yeah, oh
oh fuck yeah thank you man very nice that's tuna very nice tuna thank you
is there other machines now it's all of it that he makes right yeah no this
a reflector oh wait 300 yo yo does he this doesn't be a prank it like like it
this has to be a prank is that a tier three no it's only blues ain't that
good 40 alloy it buddy you you would have to play all day all night to get
that if that's the max thank you that's the max tier 3 one that's fucking like
amazing yeah but is it I don't think I understand it do you see you now see
40 alloy to be 100 fucking on a med shipper
can we have that on us right now okay I'll say it again you would have to
clear multiple lobbies worth of clankers all a day to even get a portion of that.
No, but I think other cities have other conversion things and then you can make
those like way more of those mats. The alloys, you get those from clankers, it's
one per clanker, it takes 40.
I
Think I'm gonna be running chateau run any to jog in
And then I'm gonna run a movie to jog and I think
Holy fuck, do we have a lot of loot we gotta go
Shit we have a lot of loot. Oh
Oh, oh you should realize that okay
Like it's a lot though like
Dude, we don't even have any more room in the rooms.
Uh, I'll have to make some room, yeah.
62 months with the boy, love you my god.
Oh, there's a ship here!
Alright, we'll lie. We'll lie.
Where are you?
I'm coming over to grab one more box.
See the ship
Remember the beacon box you're right
No
Hey
Take it. I'll put on the ground. I'm not going to begin. I got the beacon brush. He grabbed it
Wait, no, wait, no, I'll get it. No, I got a man. I got a man
With the liver it though
This is tough, but it was around it. I'm halting it. I was just gonna ask closer
What it was right here, I think he brought it on he said he said he brought it on for us
Okay, is that him? Is that you clutch? Okay, did I need ammo for the shotgun?
No. No, no, we gotta go. We gotta go. We gotta go.
They're coming out. They're coming out. Go, go, go.
Move, move, move. You must go move fast.
Speed boost us, speed boost us. Okay, okay.
Looking.
We're missing boxes, what the fuck?
Hurry up please.
They're getting an angle.
I think this thing's so bad though, low key.
Nah, I just saw him there.
What was the thing?
Yep.
Well, where's all the reds?
Where's all the fucking reds?
They're in the rooms.
Look in the room.
I don't think they can be in there.
They can be.
No, they're not on the floor in one of the rooms I put on the floor and in one of
the crates outside I put.
Is it piranhas? Is they mean to me enemies?
The guy closest is friend, guy further away enemy.
Yeah, look on the floor, they're safe, they're safe. Do you always have the blonde shells?
Yeah, I know, I know.
Nope, we got robber.
There's two red ones on these you're aiming
There's just no way is the only got that I refuse to believe that
You check these rims as well, right
Yeah, we might have gotten robbed. Maybe he took one or two.
I must have dropped like 15 full boxes! There's something going on here!
Wait, you checked the bottom rooms, right? I filled those to burn as well.
Oh
Bro, I'm getting gas with it like
There is there's less loot on the shelf here than I looked all in the last monument
Hey, then we have a fucking thief bro, there's a thief
So I can't put it and I can't do anything with it
What the fuck is going on here man?
I grabbed at least 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and then 9, 10, 11.
I picked up 12 boxes.
Is there not 12 boxes in here?
We don't even have 12 boxes, overall!
That's bad.
Casey, in the first one I remember, there was at least 5 boxes on the ground.
a full loot! We don't even have that in all of our components!
Yeah, what happened here?
I think they tracked him, I think they tracked him.
I don't think, I don't know if it was clutch, it might have been the other guy, bro.
There was another guy that came over and gave us two boxes.
Dude, it has to be a box like that, there is just no way.
I mean also, I think there's like a hacker teleporting
Yeah, I'm not exaggerating like these were failed
Wait, do we still have the orbital? Yes
Yes.
It's literally the only, the orbital is the only room
that has a loop that I know probably that we have it.
It's the only room on the entire ship.
We're in the center of the other circle now, too.
We want to extract though, right?
There's no extract in the middle, bro.
Let's just go this way.
What is this called?
It's a high velocity and these are.
I'm rehearsing. I think I need someone to be running right now.
Let's go to this one.
Now let's go to this one.
I should have gotten crystals, I think I agree with that.
I think we're gonna make that circle.
We have to wait for the next X-Tracks, bro.
Okay, because look at the map, you see the mini-map?
Yeah, I am.
There's like no X-Tracks inside of this next circle.
Jesus, did you put on the wrong ship?
We're getting shot at!
Dude, that's it's pulling ass behind us!
Speed us! Speed us! Speed us! Speed us!
Are we- are we- are we- are we- are we ready to race?
Yeah, yeah, we're ready to pop in.
Six to five miles.
The vehicle's on!
Maybe HP's in the safe zone.
Yeah, two time, baby.
So I was born to do it.
Steep me up here.
I'm stuck.
I'll do it.
Drive, please?
Spinning up?
We might scratch this a little bit.
It's all good though.
oh my god I actually we not fit in this because that's bad if we can see it
is it you got you got you got it going
we have to reverse we have to reverse this bad
we have to reverse! yeah I do imagine we did it
no we're not we're not we're not we have another speed boost because I'm
gonna do something crazy here the boost you have one I'm gonna react
all the way over here give me a boost and you're bad
nice
I'm hitting it with a jib give me a boost give me a boost bro I can't just move
all the time I think you can
now
It's coming to us. We're getting flanked. I know, but I'm putting the sniper in between
us. Sorry, bro. Get out of here. I'm going to need to get some high-velocity
I'll have to be, um, A.B.
It is lighter. Very nice.
Oh, no.
What are you doing?
Fucking burgers for me.
Here, I have four on my arm.
I'm dropping it next to the reactor.
Yeah.
That's weird coral.
We're better kids? We don't have time.
Our reactor is almost like me.
Well, you need to drive. You need to drive it.
Also, we need to do it with the beacon, remember?
We have nothing in front of us at all.
Okay, let's just escape in front of us.
Do you see what?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, but there's a guy to our right here.
We might have to use Cosmic Strike on that guy.
Let me just use this box and I'm gonna...
I need a box.
You understand what I'm saying now?
Cosmic Strike.
Nuke might be playing on this guy in front of us if he aggresses.
Just do whatever you want to use it.
Okay, I'm gonna...
This is gonna be my ammo box here.
I'll put all the ammo that we got in this in this one box that I'm going to use to deliver the radio anywhere
Just extract with it. They're saying you're looting yourself like come on guys. Well, there's a guy
Directman fireless. Hopefully there's some shots. I mean I hear some shots. He's not shooting at us, I don't think he's doing friendly, I'm going to shoot one of those at him.
That's not polluting your dama.
You friendly?
Yeah, what up?
Let's extract, bro.
Let's get it.
Which one are you guys taking?
I'm taking this one over here.
Is that cool?
Uh, I don't know about that.
Okay, you won't.
You might want to know about that.
Grab the new X now.
Okay, I'm nipping him.
Yeah.
I
Mind I'm ready. Yeah, if this guy does any pressure at all goodbye. Yeah
Okay
Grab the dog. Oh clankers. Oh my god
Oh, my busy busy, okay, I'm gonna speed this that's
like I know it was earlier I mean they just spawned they just spawned on us
Because he came here first
We're gonna I'll put the rest
Oh
Stuffing engine
Oh Chad you better
And I'm at the front of the pencil
Yeah I'm at the front of this thing in front of us
Kill it kill it kill it kill it
You're going
We're gonna kill them
Give it a minute
Hey, I'm gonna hit you
You guys ready to get on?
Putting boot strength
Let's go
Our pinnacle is gone
It's on the ground somewhere
They're full hypergear
Get out of here
We're gonna try that, no?
Uh, no
They're like shooting directly at the actual
I'm not sure if I'm going to get out of here.
Some of the rooms might be able to get in there.
That's why I'm going to get out of here.
Try to hide this extract. I'm going to get out.
Just keep that nuke in your hand.
We're getting shot out. We're getting shot out of here.
Where is my ammo box though?
I'm gonna get out and start extracting hold nuke in hand okay I'm gonna keep yep
yep I'm gonna get the ship in it like okay spot ish here we go
hitting a drift hard
I'm not gonna go ahead I'm not gonna go ahead and go do it go do it
I'm not fucking looting, it's R looped the mess out. I'm looking for the ammo box.
Hitting it?
Yeah.
Can you hear me now?
I was going up on...
Roger Dodger.
Hitting, hitting, hitting.
I'm gonna just make sure things are repaired.
If I have to, I'm blowing over there.
Yeah, exactly.
Engines are like perfectly good. I think I think it's good. I heard anything. We should be fine. We should be fine
Like our shit's destroyed, but it doesn't really matter
Some good looking here, I'm looting a little bit more
Good
Want to get every bit of looking getting I mean we need to loot the top boxes
There is a guy coming he will be here by the time our ship is ready. So get ready
He is coming as long as things are on the shelves. We're good
I know, but if he focuses our engine, we need to like super repair it.
Oh, God, you might be ready about that.
Yeah, he's speed boosting.
He's speed boosting to get on the missiles and just start shooting him.
You have to be aggro now.
Where? Where? Where is he coming from behind the extraction?
He's going to try to cancel our check.
Oh, you're friendly.
It's me, Carl, Detroit, Carl, extra loot.
Oh, yeah. Holy shit. Oh, really?
Hurry up. 30 seconds.
Quit.
the box is still come choppy choppy choppy go go go go we are gonna go away
you gotta put on a thing quick all right you are not gonna get it oh yeah you
will actually yeah we will because he's a little bit more time no I think I
think once Wednesday it arrives it um no no no you're good because it has to
Calibrate see you have 15 seconds
Get it on get it on that's the last one. I don't know if I'm gonna get this one
Good
Back route
I'm gonna try to jump on no no no can and fuck. Okay, then we need that I was gonna stay in and on the server
But I would say exactly because I had blue key and a little second
We're dead bro, full damage.
Wait, actually?
Yeah, I couldn't get down, I'm dead.
Wait!
How the fuck did you live? Oh, you didn't.
I think that we lose all of the on-hand that we had it like all the
I had that one outside
they really should change the game where the rope is a little crumb grab
grab our shit oh class on the ground we're full of shit tactical nuke on the ground
in a blue key whatever I'll give a look on this I'll just crazy I'm with a
rich condo I'm gonna give you a review the call again yeah what do I mean
just for that trade I will refuse on the food thanks for the content mr.
And even the I'll give you also
I'll give you this I'll make you a little rich pro here. I'll give you some money as well. I'll give you up
That's the that's the eight. That's the pictures. Yeah, that's it. I'm gonna move this up
Not all the money actually I'm
Okay, I'm ready to put it up
Yep, I'm clicking ready. I got that game. How much you get?
I gave you more I gave you my valuables to sell fuck. Yes, thank you
Yeah, I can agree now. I had it on the dog. I got what I like perfectly and now
Hold on
I
Would get motor reactor here for sure right?
And
Then now all we need is more alloys and make sure is that we always get and some crystals and we would get that hyper motor reactor
Bang
How many alloys do you need at four?
I'll think whatever you have it really
Should I bring it on the next trip? Yeah, I
My inventory is fucking busted
Yeah, I got money out the wazoo
Yeah, let me sell these. I don't sell the
The boxes right because they're used for shit
The boxes just the box with radio beacon right you just sell that shit. Oh, I think so
Okay, yeah, I'll fix it as well
Yeah, please. Yeah, the air spawns challenge. I once broke by the way
That was you that was a shoe drop across
Now he doesn't have to give me anything. I'm literally I'm actually
Yeah, we need to do like you've been looting but then I go into it and I grab good shit
Yeah, I steal your stuff
I think we concoct a two-man ship.
Alright, we'll call it the Wing Man.
Holy.
Alright, there we go, hold on, let me open up the tab.
It's going to be a small chasis, okay, chasis.
It's going to be, it's going to have a front, I think a front loader is the way to do
it.
If we can airlock it though, it has to be airlocked.
Yeah we need the airlock because we literally just got robbed.
They just walked into our thing, acted like a sniper.
They did right?
They absolutely did right?
I'm not crazy.
Yeah, that or it was the hacker. It was one of the two.
This would be airlocked, correct?
I do think that we should put another... I mean,
I mean, it's not that I want to put the room.
Oh, we can put the reactor frame.
Oh my God.
Okay, this new reactor is insane.
That's what you got.
Because look what we can do.
We can put the,
Jesse, the max fucking win.
You can use the further compartment
that usually blocks you off.
You can use it as the airlock thingy.
and put the engine on the inside.
That's actually really good.
What if we were to hide the engine inside though?
Yeah, is that possible? Also, can you honeycomb the back of it?
If you can honeycomb the back, that's just GGs.
Also, I found an M80 round today that I sold it,
but it said that it one-shots a reactor.
Yeah, it turns off a reactor like when you hit it.
So like you could snipe it, shoot someone's reactor, turn off their shit.
That's like they busted it.
Yeah it is.
Like once we become chads and we get to snipe people that, why'd you sell it?
I needed money back.
Okay, I've got it just in.
We don't airlock the captain's quarters unless we're going to get hijacked.
Yeah, we have to keep that shit close.
So, do we want to put this in front though, because this is going to be the front of the
ship though.
What if we put the engine in front?
Oh, borders can turn off your reactor, which is true.
I think we reversed this entirely.
Cleaness.
If someone makes it into that front room, they're just turning our ship off instantly
and we kind of make it easy for them.
This would be the back of it. This would be the front.
The front would have it. The smaller the block of unit, the more we'll extend the front.
And this person would say.
And Captain's Quarters would go right above it.
Use mech with hole in the center.
Oh, is there a mech that lets you climb it from the center?
Uh, later on. That's later on though. We don't have it yet.
Okay.
Sniper's gonna try it off, but we don't give a shit if they can turn it off. Who the fuck cares?
cares. Chris warrior 100 cares. Okay, I'll do that later. I think we might want to be
doing a thing. I absolutely think that the engines should be in front. Engine in the
And that gets better.
Like bro they just, they just rocked, they just span it.
They rock this, yeah.
Yeah, they do.
What was in the middle though?
What was in the middle?
These are no way to chassis around the back of the reactor, is that not possible?
Wait, this isn't too bad at all.
This isn't too bad.
What about this shot?
In the middle.
Then we wouldn't be airlocked, would we?
Then we wouldn't be airlocked.
I think we can get out as I had it before.
My horny I couldn't play this game.
I think this feels good.
Do I have a bedroom and do we have storage?
XQC can I get a welcome to the yeah, I'm not a member building an XQC L storage guns. I also I like this
I think this is not my home
This looks like a scorpion
Yeah, so first of all good this is this is the scorpion
Okay, I'm gonna go to the top I'll go top with our
I'm gonna put more the top. What's up on the top platform
platform, platform, platform, platform, we'll close those off, close, close, close, close.
I read kick chat. Wait, wait, wait, we both read kick chat. Is
this the thing that we're not reading it? Yeah, one guy said I didn't, but I do. I don't mind
I think it's a cool design.
And in front, we extend all of it to protect it.
Not only do I re-kicked it, but I watched it on kick.
There's no ads.
Yeah, she does do that.
Hold on.
I'm clicking.
It has ads only during game though.
I'm cooking, something.
That doesn't fit, doesn't lock in there.
If I want to protect it.
I like the way that looks.
You had just I like the way that looks
That looks better how less aids to go through to
Yeah, I would have to make it look really bad. I'm not gonna
Sugarcoat this we need to find a way so that the front would be supported, but I don't know I don't know we could do that
Like how do you support the front?
You know, so what sort of actors just made you stop it bro you are cooking
Really like it. Oh my god. Yeah, no, I think that is cook because you're blocking the reactor
I exactly that's the whole flame dream cook. Yes, that's good. The main problem though is that I can't bridge the front of it though
They don't really matter as long as it's just fucking random shit blocking it and cares
Um, they can't put it at the bottom, you can't, like, they can't even let you, because of the reactor.
I think the top is good. Like, they're gonna have to literally aim perfectly and hope it doesn't.
Like, you gotta think it arches and goes from up to down.
Oh, double room.
It's gonna hit it.
Ooh, Jesse, some guys just cooked hard.
It's a double room can do that
Double you know the great about it double L. Yeah, oh
That works though
And then you just have to support the bottom here with this
It cannot be
Chow, why does it not work?
So you know you can't support that
Okay, thank you so much. I'm really what
How is it not accessible?
Oh, because you can't go up a-
Oh, can you get angled cannon mount?
Oh, that works!
It cannot be supported in it!
Wait, cannon?
Yeah, look up see if you could do it. It's angled and in mount
Read your check I'm fucking reading I'm reading you fucking bitch
Oh, I know you
No, it can't get me it's blinding the time
the big 100 welcome to the jungle to me I know he does he does face the door like
this
You'd have to be overhunged.
Wait, wait!
Wait!
See?
I might have cooked the most insane shit I've all done.
I was able to do this without, with this, I can do it without it, am I stupid?
I honestly like that bro, throw a bunch of dog shit in the back, like who gives a fuck.
I think that is perfect.
I
See this looks fucking insane. Oh, I forgot we can't shoot
So it's gonna be too high it's gonna be too high we can't remember we cannot aim down in this game
Wait a minute. Did you put the pilot thing all the way at the top? Yeah?
No, you don't like it
No, bro. I'm gonna get fucking killed every time they're gonna try to shoot our reactor and fuck
Then you know the height. I mean, you know, we can make you hide under I
I say below, I like being lower. Going up sucks because I have to go all the way down
turn off the engine go all the way up like it's so bad.
Then we move everything then after we move everything in.
I'll make you try at the bottom on one of the shoulders.
I'd rather a shoulder than at the bottom than at the top.
Okay, then you'll join in front and I'll be on your profile on the other side, I guess, and cannons.
Thoughts? It's defined a little bit, a little bit exposed.
Like that better, yes.
I present the money. Now we need to do corner storage and shit.
Yeah, but also look up corner angular cannon mount.
I guess you can you can actually angle the cannon sideways too, so they don't have to be
How they are
See look at this Dave these shoulders would block from from
The loop would block the fucking re-reactor, which is not great, but it's better than to getting bombed
Yeah, those are fine
You could also maybe chassis next to the art that our spawn right because that's our spawn room
So maybe you could check build honeycomb around the spawn room because they could just tap our respawn one tap
No, it isn't it come
technically
Well, it's not yeah, it's not but it only matters it just doesn't it doesn't matter
And look look at this like this
And then watch this
We put the loots with the every time we spun in this is the box that has all the
adipodes guns
That's yeah, that's part of the smartest thing on there
Okay, look up angled cannon
That doesn't exist. We don't we don't have it yet. I don't think I don't think it sits
Let me look at it again, it seemed cheap.
Where was it again?
Bro, this was disgusting, but I kinda like it.
Where'd it go?
Cheddy, it looks pretty fucking awful, doesn't it?
the boom has bombed for armor.
You can't, bro, you can't.
You have any back guns too though?
I was thinking this.
What the hell is this shit again?
Yo.
By the way, that wasn't the best cannon that you were looking at.
There's actually even a better cannon.
Holy shit.
Okay, it's a too many shit in three guns because it's about the angles.
It's about the angles.
It's not about fucking the amount of getting the correct angle.
You cannot always turn,
as long as you're starting to spot, you can't fight.
I mean, this is a marvel.
I like that a lot better.
I live on the back of you like they can't they would have to kill like five compartments
Whether you can get to the reactor like there's never anything damage
Yeah, I mean the only weak part of this build is
Our rooms being exposed, but like as long as our engine isn't going I guess it doesn't matter too much
Yeah, exactly
And in front of this angled shit by the way, I mean this person might have just been lying to me
Yeah, I really don't you know what I do
I'm gonna be a balconies so it protects your face
Worst part is I repeated it like six times like this fucking fake
Does it look I'm gonna be a balcony to protect you
Know that no that that's gonna conflict with with the gun
All right, I'm ready
Do you see these framed stairs
This is like later on.
No, but they're cheap to make. They're with coral chunks.
Do you see this? Could we use this as to block off shit?
Show me. Where?
It's frame stairs. It's like the tier one at the top.
It's under medkit.
They're cheap.
Where? Where? In tech tree?
At the top of tech tree, it's at the top.
It's called frame stairs. It's under medkit.
I would have to buy this first back if I could probably do it. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. You want me to do it?
Yeah, you see that? Doesn't that seem like we could abuse the absolute fuck out of that?
I just bought it. Fuck it.
That looks cheesy as shit.
Oh, it's faster than a ladder, too. That might help on those builds that we want to go really high on.
That was very offensive of it. That was very offensive of it.
Please be worth it.
Oh
That's not bad at all
Exactly that's what I'm saying. They look super cheesy like
Like you could use them as honeycomb
What do you mean reliability is one, what does that mean, one?
We can T-Fu, like we can T-Fu it and you crouched at the corner, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but tell me what does that mean, reliability one?
Okay, I'll get it, we can't move?
It means you made a fucking beanbag.
But what does that mean though?
H oh
My god, 36 30 what the fuck 49 ability
Hi, we see we have four game man excuse you
Okay, yeah
Can we make a hunk of junk?
This is shit
Okay, well, okay, so what does maneuver mean though?
And so what's causing it all with the guns that are causing it and all the all the junk
We don't need too many guns
We need a front gun. We need a left a left and a right gun and a back gun. That's it. It's turning it
They were too wide in
Yeah, maybe we're just being haters low-key.
Oh, I can do this. I can remove all this.
That actually helps out a lot.
We're about at 18. I think I kind of fixed it. Yo, look at the...
This looks bloody nice!
It does look bloody nice.
Can you put... last thing...
Can you put stairs against the reactor?
Yeah, just use that and we just remove this instead putting this.
Because if you put stairs against the reactor, it's just fucking GGs.
Well, you would be able to but
Like why?
So you blocked because you would just block like they could hit the stair instead.
Um, let me just give you a second.
What we could do is um, no no, okay
Okay, last one. Can you put it in the front of it? No, nothing nothing was in front of it like two blocks two blocks wide it
Like look you cannot do anything like around it. It's so bad
Yeah, I think this is good
That's good for now I should work
No, engine flip is not going to work because the back is going to be cooked.
I say remove the back left and back right gun just for weight because we don't really
need those.
It looks cool though, we don't need them.
Well no, it's about the angle, we have no way to shoot backwards on that.
But if we just have the one gun in the back, the one that's facing like that, it kind of
has a good left and right spread.
You don't really need those, you know?
Because we have the ones at the lower deck.
Um, I, I mean, I guess...
Well, I know that you can't reach it.
i would have to add at least uh... one
why can it
uh... the corner
oh nice
i'm not a fan of it
how much do we lose in instability
from the ability to do this like this
working i think the guns are a lot of weight so
i think i think this is
for it but but but but but but but but but but
that's sick looking to you know i
they get a figure out a name for this thing
it's definitely a beetle
really i think more of us in a lot of hound
but this is a hound
the scarab
What about the ironbound hound?
You're a frog walker.
Holy shits.
You said the ironbound hound.
That's hard.
It rhymes and shit.
Yo, X. Forget all the haters spamming in chat.
The juice is the only thing keeping me going.
The daily drama, the variety gameplay,
and the absolute god tier reacting.
No one is like you.
It's dark, you know, there's no dumb guy.
The undisputed go to first and you aren't even trying.
XQCL, bro.
Uh, the first giant!
It just didn't hit like you thought it would.
I don't know, it's just not a giant.
It's kind of like a smaller kind of thing.
How about when we model after you, what about the annoying beast?
Oh.
Okay.
What about the banana peel?
Okay, well that's not in the game, we can't choose that, it's not in the game.
The worm?
Not in the game.
Maybe the stick.
Let me check.
No, not that one's on the game either.
Okay, while you're vaping and what the fuck are you doing?
How about the cranky crab?
Okay, the proud destroyer.
Fuck you.
What about the nervous explorer?
Yep, yep!
Nervous Explorer?
Like no aura, I'm like am I trying to be rude?
Oh, we really actually gotta think about this, bro.
Oh my god, Jordan.
Okay, okay.
Grumpy?
The Stompy Step.
We already had that one last time.
Uh...
The Fuming Prophets.
I like profit.
Is there another word with profit?
What about the first relic?
Well, I kind of like that.
That's aura! The first relic!
People are like just spamming aura though at this point because we've been taking too long.
Yeah, they just want to get us going.
You know what I mean? They're just like aura.
Yeah, like low-key like half of those spams for aura was like, alright, let's just play the game, guys.
Yeah, man, that's my next vision.
Okay.
We lost our fucking guns and that makes me wanna punch.
Well, I had one more.
Dude, I had two.
I had an M82 and a shotgun.
That was fucked, yeah.
That was fucked.
I'm bringing a shovel.
Um, I think I bring a M82 and it gets such a good gun.
It's just straight busted.
I have a weird ammo for a gun I've never even seen.
1154 ammo.
That's for the Petrova.
I think.
I'm bringing one C4 on me, and I'm bringing some fuel.
Okay, I'm gonna bring some med-packs.
We have one, two, three, four guns, right, so two, eight, two eighties, two forties.
Okay.
I'll bring some ammo.
Some C4?
Yeah, I brought some of that as well now on the ship. I'm gonna bring some food
cool
I'm gonna bring some more energy rods. How many how many rain?
10 no, no put those in the tramper
Yeah, they're in the tramper. I don't see it. I mean it's bug
Now yeah, you'll see you will wait wait wait what water canons I don't see them, but I'm
I'm gonna because I haven't like clicked continue here yet. You'll see it and say I'm gonna click continue
You're gonna see all my stuff. Oh, okay
So okay because it because you put the cans initially those cans are like on the ship
But they're kind of like your ship. Okay, that makes sense
Thanks a good luck. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, 80 80 40 40
Wait, we're on the friendly bug dude says on the top right when I'm going to ready
Yeah, that should kill my vibe, it's just a problem.
No, but three times it's been reset, three times, so I'm starting to get it back.
How many times? I didn't hear that.
Three.
How many? Are you sure about that though?
Ten times.
Yes.
Okay, give me an update on how many times it was, just so I know, okay, how many times it was.
It was three, was it? Okay, three, got it.
Yes.
Yeah, you ever heard of an angled an angled
Gunner
No, how does it give it that one guy cat? You're still getting paid an hour after fucking get in the boat start putting into the fucking cargo ship, please
Okay, I think we should we should bring it
Ammo for clanker ammo for whatever then ammo for PDP
Like, I name it B, we should be running at 80, high velocity, or proximity fuse.
I'm using great ammo, bro, and I'm aiming for the dome. I don't have any, oh wait a minute.
I do have good ammo. Hold on.
Can you just put, okay, can I turn it on?
Alright, wait, wait, wait, wait, just put it in, just put it in.
any man a little extra ammo in there all right let's get it well we have five
guns well we have six guns
bro you don't brother kickchats saying you trolling without the angled cannon
oh my fucking god okay okay put some ammo in there okay yes I'm up yeah I
think okay bang bang I'm gonna put more of the of the 40s and I'm gonna
but PVP 40s and I put PVP 80s and then we're good to go.
Go.
We need the angles done.
Okay.
I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I don't know if I can.
Okay. Why would we bring it back to the ground?
Oh, we have to, we have to.
Just if it's not all in it, we bring it,
we'll bring it down.
How many?
Yeah, a hundred percent.
Dude, I, I think we need to think Tarkov wise,
but Chad.
Yeah, we're, yeah.
No, we're, we're, we're, we're Chad.
This is shabby. Oh, I bet there's no door on the captain's ship
On the captain's like what so why are they typing this in the loading?
Oh, there's no door on my tennis floors in the loading screen though
No, no, no, no, the game would have said reach ability
I
Wanted this hug of junk is not a good job, bro. It's or look how nice it looks that
But what I wish we could change the color from green though
Do true actually I want it to be like
Is it a lot of the airlocked it is airlocked
Yeah, yeah, yep, yep
this isn't captain quarters right yeah wait this is pretty good okay okay on the side
you already know
maybe on the side
you already know
brother this is actually
aura's fudge
ah
no no no
no no no no no
he has to be buggy
he's probably a bugle on it
I don't get it
what
I don't get it why is there no door
excuse me hello my carton
I love
With the shall I go
Dude that is not good
Did you just go just go just go
I'm gonna go fill our shit full of a foot again
Okay, do you turn it
Bro, this is like the most freest shit. Yeah, it's okay
I think I have too many 40s here, I think there might be one man, like there's a very
convincing one guy he's saying it's called the angle angle mortar and if I'm
fucking getting crawled it's just crazy that I'd like just believe him yeah well
yeah
split it up in half yo you're saying there's an angled steering wheel okay
Okay, are you done?
Jesse?
We are ready for glory.
I know, but what are we gonna do about this?
Go and go to Rock'n'Walka!
I forgot the blue key!
No, you didn't.
Did you forget I thought you died with it?
Oh.
Oh, fuck!
Really?
Wait, but, yeah, but if you remember correctly,
It's a sniper, so hopefully there's a sniper gun.
I mean, it's good that we're going over here, though,
because maybe we can do the whole quest in one go.
We do green, blue, red, black, and one.
Hold on, we're hitting a texture that is bugged.
For you, but this is good.
Okay, it's bugged.
Well, this ship is, it's a winner.
They cannot hit the engine, they can't do it.
No, it's really good just besides really fucking bad
Rock rock
I'm gonna go lose and I got hooked on I'm back up
Wait, I'm literally in the perfect spot that we're not even gonna act or other guys Wow really? Yeah
We need to go to jump ludo like we need to learn good markings
That was another headshot
There's a 40 here trustee yeah, I think it committed to play that I think they removed like like like like the
three really good 10s like you're not getting some precision off the record
that sense yeah I never seen like green yeah yep
yeah it's all rusty that's good I mean it would be broken though
weird coral on me oh I don't need that many anyone
we call you well subscribe for 66 months since him finally buying the house
next month yeah the last time I subscribe really it's been a good run
Thank you so much for everything.
Very cool.
I'm gonna drop this...
Did you turn the engine on?
It's been on.
Leave it on, son. We're ok.
I found this cork gun.
Is it Petros?
It's not...no it's not...wait, shall we?
Yeah, Petros. Yeah, you want it?
No, I don't want it. I don't want it.
Are you sniper?
No, I don't want it, I don't want it, but it's very good though.
Blow this over here, blow this over here.
I wonder if you can get scopes and shit, is it like...
The Alpeida ones are coming with a glass on it, yes.
Can you blow it up?
Uh, where?
Uh, yeah, I see four of them, don't really want to use it, you know what I mean?
Yeah, let me look for a barrel here, it's got to be one.
I see one.
well done well done very nice thanks I'm looking for max wins but I'm not
seeing nothing angle the grip
huh oh oh beacon be a box nice this is it I've loved her I've loved her oh my
god you scared the fuck out of me no no no not for me but there's this
smoke. Oh, it's M.A. Julie. We have like a ton of these.
Oh, okay. I've never gotten the scene one yet. You got a ton of
those?
Oh, yeah. I mean, the work was, I mean, I think I knew it
fine last time.
Imagine you went in there though, and there was an angular
mortar.
Oh, wait, it's actually real?
I found a box with radio beacon.
Walk in boy. I just Jesse. Oh my yeah, yeah, you're not looking today. You're not looking you're not
You're not locked in and you know, it's funny. You're not even close to locked in and any closer than I said
I found a beacon we're gonna load it last so we don't get flagged. I mean, I mean, I know you're trolling
I mean, I know you're trolling
That's it. It's moving. It's friendly. It's a family
Yo, yeah
Did you end up getting that stuff
Huh, is this gonna
Black box equals 10 marks new player wait that's fucking insane
X I'm scared X I'm scared X I'm scared this guy seems to us and this is a real player
Yeah, that's fucking insane of a train what?
Those clothes are hard to get to you kill a ship and you get 10 of those clothes
Oh wait you're watching your sniper
Yes, it'd be nice. We don't know if he's gonna if he's gonna blow shit up
dude I don't know about this one dude be fucking nice for now at least man like
what the fuck I know what if you what if you cook such a raw
no I trust him my wife okay well then I just I just don't really have no
capacity to cook your shoe see anything this thing okay he's listening okay
I thought this was an actual like random player
I'm gonna go to clear the mobs
No, that's an angled zombie.
Oh shit, okay, yeah, yeah, man.
So the guy was right there.
Yeah, yeah.
There's like a machinery room here.
Oh, the trade it says.
It's not a great trade though, is it, chat?
Is it good yet?
That was a bunch of behind the way.
I
Don't shit guns, but I mean I think we can just tell them you guys okay
Yeah, blue is ass up
We need we need to get more near the game over. I hope we need to lose it so quickly
The loot you've been in the big and the big tower, okay
Where's the oh, I'd say I think there was a loop I mean had you said where the loop was that it was in the
I'm tripping
Angle metal strap
Oh, there's someone coming. Oh, how far how far
They're rolling up on us how far like five feet
Are you friendly?
Coming!
Um...
Friendly?
Is he?
Are you friendly?
Is he!
I don't know yet.
Thank you.
This one sniper is, I don't know if this guy is.
Are you friendly?
there for now. I'm gonna drop some loot again, right here. Two boxes full of loot over here,
ready to go.
Coming back. You just have them really far.
Three boxes full of loot, ready to go. Chad, what do you think big encounter? Remember
this. How many boxes do we have at home or not?
I'm not sure, like two or three or four.
three at the gate where you going oh just where you going oh you grabbed them all over
here okay um well I got whatever I had
yo another trample coming in ready how far how far just you you you you you build
that and you ready to fucking move up if we have to I we must loot the fucking
the way house you you you you you you stop it fuck off friendly is it you got mad
loot cow? Wait, is it Dijon Man? Yeah, it's Detroit. Nice valid. Really? Is that a boss?
What is the sense of difference? How do you get the loot so fast? Me, I just loot. Looting
Looting is a science thing, it's a skill you need to learn it.
Looting is part of skill, building it is all about, it's not, it's actual skill.
What to loot, how to loot, where to loot, it's all part of that skill.
that was me bad loot, bad loot
guys asking if i unlock the angled camera
you have that in your tech tree?
nope, never even heard of it
okay
No, we don't have that yeah, we don't you know if that's how much we don't really want either nothing
Don't know
Wait the wine bottles
Don't go back
Yeah
This one the wine bottles so long there is a good wine bottles in here
I have so much loot I'm grabbing.
Jesse?
I have your Shudder thing!
Nice!
Yes.
Okay, so this is the French place. What's the name of this place?
Uh, that was, um...
I forgot.
Thank you man!
This guy's actually helping by the way. He's actually doing a very nice...
This part of the song is best out of the part because he's actually carrying some shit back, which nobody ever does, by the way.
No, but this guy went to the boats and grabbed the loot like I said I ratted and he's bringing it to our ladder, bro.
This is... Thank you, bro.
That's good?
Hell yeah, it's good, bro.
Dude, we actually have respect in these sands.
Yeah I mean we've earned that. I mean we've earned that.
This is sick.
I'm gonna try to get this one.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I need a red barrel.
You're not pretty damn.
Fuck man, I don't have to go all the way back here.
Thanks bro.
Hey pal, do you have a red barrel?
Yo, here they go! What?! You're getting C4!
Radio beacon chicken, it's not even as big as the uh, we can find a robot on them and kill them.
We're actually, believe it or not, we are stacked dude.
because we just had like four different people just drop off full leaps but I
mean we weren't it well yeah because the sands and you're just paying to do
is more such an agent dude dude dude it's coming in more
Thanks, bro, is the body deep for a son of a book an empty box? Thanks, bro
Is the body vision report for the turrets to make tier 2 turrets. I mean, I know you need to do that
two of them
That's what we got here
Time bomb is good and it's good
Where is the fucking eludes man?
What is this revolver this guy came over said thank you for protecting the sands and handed me an empty box and left
Love you
Okay, Chad, under the apparently this town would have the, at least the blue key, you
know?
Wait, there's a, there's a guy camped over here, who the fuck is this, like we've never
talked to these guys.
Wait, is more?
Like on a complete opposite side of our plates.
Blue is an immense source of salvage. No, no, that's what we just did though.
Oh no, it's the one we spawned earlier.
Um, I'm gonna drop off some of this stuff
Hello
He's okay
Hey, who are you?
Yeah
What's up? Oh
Shit, oh, yeah, yeah
I got you, I got you.
Okay, come here, come here, come here, take this.
Appreciate it.
Of course.
I thought that I had a truck in here.
Maybe he hasn't, maybe he picked it up.
All right, get out.
Just see, we are fucking loaded.
We're fucking loaded. We are maxed how many fucking ships are raw? Okay. How many?
Yeah, this is the king of the sands. Thank you for your payment, bro
Yeah, I got you payment
Oh, thank you. We actually needed this guy's ship is absolutely no bonzo
His engine is a wide opener
Thank you mate, no problem man.
Let me check.
Yep, that's good.
That's good.
That'll give you two marbles of safety.
That'll leave it until next Monday.
Oh, there's one?
Let me check.
It's an empty one.
That's good.
Let me see.
Where?
This empty box, there's what this one it's empty
Okay, well yeah, it's still
We must go we must go
We must
Hi, let's get that woman. Jesse. We got a fuck about squadron from the engine
Yeah, yeah, up the engine!
Is there a lot of these who are full of very high-rated people that know?
Tonight!
We fight!
Holy shells.
Is he- I'm gonna put the good boxes above?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god, yeah, yeah, that'll do.
That'll do, man, thank you.
Oh my god, thank you.
We received a full payment of maximum sandalars.
Really?
I bet you in the cab, did you slow roleplay walking up to me?
How do I slowly roleplay walk?
I'm not here.
This is the guy that gave two empty boxes and now he's just...
No!
No, no, no, no, they weren't there.
It gives me a minute. Oh, this is the next one guy. Yeah
Oh shit, we're going straight towards another max win shit. Uh, just a shit
Well the place that we don't know it's the place that we drop off great
Mercelle Mercelle, but that's what I want to go if you're going there because look it's activated
Okay, and we low key kind of an army. What do you think in here before I head on it?
Okay
But we have we have the dome. Oh
Shit
What I don't know what just happened. We just got hurt bad. What happened?
What happened?
Someone just smashed into us
Paddle?
I think it was a pothole, bro
But they're not hitting the puddle though
Is our feet okay?
Remember, feet's okay. It said that we took about a bajillion damage
As up, cut!
I'm doing an inspection. Yeah, we're good
The how do we take damage if anything's not it is that I'm broken it. I pretty sure that guy smashed into us going a hundred miles an hour. Oh
Some of the boxes flew out, but thank you. I don't actually know
The boxes on the floor are just empty ones that I've done before to replace the
Yeah. Oh, there's a guy there. What? He's doing green flare. They're doing green flare.
They're actually. No, I don't trust it yet. No, it's the one ahead. You see the one ahead.
They're saying friendly to each other, which means we might be going into a fucking. There's
There's dead people there!
What?
They're escaping with our box, is he?
They're gonna incel the elements!
Alright, put the fucking boost in now!
I'm gonna boost him!
Yeah, we're going full steam!
We're gonna incel the elements!
Full steam to incel the elements!
I should have fooled you somewhere, right?
I think there's like downhill speed each day.
What's happening?
The flank is coming.
Flankers, did you guys get here?
Yeah.
I'm gonna push up again.
I'm gonna get to that, I don't wanna use that.
Move to here?
Yep.
All that's
Damn, I don't know where is it? Yeah, I didn't get the extractor. They're carrying the extractor full steam
I need a breeze. I mean I'm gonna be a breeze
Charging my mouse died. We're good
So I'm getting
I think you go up the hill here and then you stretch out left that I'll I'll leave you go to the chat the mushrooms
I'm gonna boost you on where we get past the hill no well we're full steam on an embouchure
So enough will speed it
Damn, that's a nice, damn, that's a nice.
Better.
Probably.
Let's get out of this fucking sucker.
Where's my body at?
Wait, it's me right here.
Is it my body? It's working.
You're gonna have to move me like I moved you earlier.
Okay.
Is it them right there? I'm shooting at them or not?
Yeah, you come and hold it. I'm gonna hit your body.
I'm fucking losing my 5-point.
Shoot him, shoot him!
Thank you, Moryland.
Thank you.
He's back to his B-mote.
He's going into a crank up.
He's shooting me up!
On the ship!
On the ship!
I had shot kill him.
He's done.
It's done.
Evades me, friends.
You need to drive it! You need to drive it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm...
Grab his flute, then. Grab his guns and shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm looking again, brother.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good.
Going, going, going.
I
How do you think those shots though? I don't get how is the thing those shots?
Right
I
Don't know
He's
You are in the wrong neighborhood
you're so dead, you're so dead, you're so dead
it's an inter shooter, an inter shooter with the cannons
oh no, I'm stuck
I'm stuck here
I'm stuck here
fucking enemy
Yo, why do you just keep my people? Thanks.
You think we want this?
Wait, why are you guys keeping it? My people though.
Why are you guys keeping it?
I don't know.
Die bitch!
Your streetpegs are helping you. That's crazy.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Dead! Dead! Dead!
Drive! Drive!
any shit's broken like twist it up okay what you I don't get what like what
is this legs break his legs break his legs I can't I just won't do it I can't
hit you hold on like that like that now just kills
I mean shit though. You need to drive a little bit
This way
Sorry destroyed
I don't know I don't I don't mean I'm sorry
Yeah, but I even knew, I mean, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't get no.
No
What the fuck
You see somewhere I can see
Office for office for so much loose on this loop back actually
Wait, are you with the looper?
I
Know I know I know I read that scene
Sorry, I'm sorry. I had to I just kill him. Yeah. Yeah, I think that is the game now
I'm done.
I'll just stop you from moving.
It's full of Max Windsor.
It's low, didn't it?
Oh, no.
You almost started dropping the loot on the ladder, alright?
I bet.
Hey, I need help! I need help!
Drop me in the lava, I need help!
Keep dropping that little bird, keep dropping that...
Is this what it feels like to be fucking dirt, you know?
This is awesome.
Ah wait a minute, we're getting the goop we're getting goop chills
Wait did I already say that show I fear I hear footsteps really
You know what up?
The rooms are not very empty.
Um, is that the last box?
Um, yeah I think so.
Oh, black box, I got it.
That's max win, that's, I need that for the last turret.
How many do you need?
Two of them.
That's it?
yeah for the last turret you need two black boxes
uh no not the angled one
someone just went up the ladder
fuck
it's all good
with me cut
it's all good
it's all good
yeah I'm scared
I'm gonna shoot that shack pretty much
oh I'm on the cannons
I'm out this is big brother bro. Is it let him out?
Yeah, I mean brother this is Jesse
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's over, it's over, okay, we gotta go, we gotta go, okay.
Upward right here, right up like, well, it's nice, bro.
No worries.
Uh, right on the left side of it, there's an escalator on the left side of it, it's close by.
We're, we're, we're, we're making it done. Is there a chat?
I, I, sorry, y'all, y'all a little bit, a little bit.
I had to take that, send this shit again, but...
We tried to play before it's under, uh, uh, before it's understimulated,
And we tried to dodge the snipers, but sometimes it's just like that.
We can't do shit.
We can't do shit.
Like...
Yeah.
It's either this or all of them are against us and we can't play, so it's like...
And it's like 1v38, it's like, awful.
I don't even know, I don't even know, I don't know what to say.
It's just about killing overall, I feel bad.
I actually feel terrible.
Yeah, it's just awful.
You need to not speak next time, bro.
You can't, you need to not speak.
Him recognizing you fucking broke my heart.
Yeah, that broke my heart a little bit, yeah.
It's someone extracting him here.
Ah, it won't make the juice up?
Yeah.
No, no, it does, it does. It's still unfair, I mean.
Yeah, it's a little cheating.
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Either when I am bored of your late-fucking-drank-sick work.
There is never a dull moment watching your goofy r-streams excuse me
Yo, I'm not a lie like this loot is just it's just not it's not normally
I know, but we're actually approaching a guy
I think
Yeah
We cannot lose this. I know
We have to essentially
Get rid of them instantly
We need to dispose of this guy
Army! Assemble!
Holy
Am I just taking the key right?
I mean I didn't say anything you're trying to use up.
the hell not bad
that guy's running away bro he wants nothing to do with this
I don't fucking blame him
where where he's out of it these are all friendlies sure yeah but little boxes
if you see yeah go ahead
so am I so am I champion no if I if I die to see to see I'm over I'm sure
block ends in my pockets if I die we're cooked. If I die, B line out of here, out of here.
Friendly, friendly, friendly. I got one more box stream.
One more box. Okay.
We got a box, we got a box. Is it? We got a box. Is there a green box or is there one of those weird boxes?
I'm gonna check it, I'm gonna check.
Is that a walk, is it?
It's called a walk.
walk. What? No, you're tapping you're getting. Walk is a listen, the woman is so big chat
if it blew up over here, this guy's dead. He's dead rather than everything. The walk
is like a is like a is like a is like a final boom. Bro, we don't even have like
storage to put this box. We have one spot way left way. I don't remember matches
I don't think I've ever seen this guy, right?
There is a ship coming in, is this friendly?
You all see this guy, right?
Yes, we can see the server.
What do you want to see?
I mean, kind of, yeah.
Okay. We kind of have to squad out.
I'm not mad, I'm going to do it.
like we let the ship go and we go smoke them
because I need to look
I need to go I need to go I need to go
yeah we might as well think about it
we might as well yes yes we might as well
because right now it's the cream of the crop
it's pure crop it's pure crop
get off get off get off
get off get off get off get off get off get off
hold on
okay because people are still looting
Exactly! So when they come here, they can be matching process.
Off-rack food. I meant this is good enough for them.
That's it. Now we're good.
Again, yo!
I think we should go on this guy's walker now. Oh, yeah. Yo, let's use it. Let's use a walker. Oh
Fuck yeah. Yeah. Yes
The decision Walker
Yeah, we're up on this one. No, I feel it
Yeah, it's already not doing it. It's already over. Actually it's gone home without the loot
I
Have your fucking head
To gain coding I mean I don't think anybody has that
You can't coding with the current bit right now. I think it's great
Jesus I feel better now it's all good and maybe maybe now we go in and get you as a loot
The circle is pretty small nowadays.
Let me check that real quick.
Correct.
Is the plate all right? No? Like what is it?
Yeah, plate all right!
Oh no, no, no, it's a blown planker, it's a blown planker.
No, it's a blown planker, just keep going to the next edge like that.
Yeah, let me turn off.
Go ahead and repair real quick, just to get everything nice.
Nice.
Don't touch it, Frank.
Yeah, we're gonna repair it so we can have that.
The crystals, we're gonna get the crystals.
I mean, I need to put my question.
But I think they're gone, huh?
Hey, guys, I have unfortunate news.
Yeah, I thought you were gonna kill it up.
Yeah, I thought you were gonna kill it up.
Yeah, I thought you were gonna kill it up.
You have a fuel?
No, no.
What?
Bing, bing.
Does this guy have fuel?
What?
I don't get it.
What's going on?
We have no fuel.
No, I turned off, you know what?
I turned off your head.
I turned off your head.
I turned off your head.
I turned off your head.
I turned off your head.
No, I turned off your engine so we could prepare your ship.
Steward, you silly fuck.
No, we had to though.
No, no, we turned it off on purpose and we're here.
And we have to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, shit.
Hold on, hold on.
Yeah, it's okay.
Are we stuck?
Wait.
It really acts.
Somebody's throwing it off.
No, we have no fuel.
Oh, really? Somebody's turning it off?
You have to have it off to repair.
We're not fully repaired, I think.
I think it's brained to me.
Mine?
Fuck their repairs.
Yeah, bro. I said three times we gotta turn the engine off. This guy's repairing.
I turn it off. This guy then asked me,
Hey, why is the ship turning off? I explained,
Oh, I gotta turn the engine off because he's repairing.
Then all of a sudden you go to the steering wheel and go,
Why is it not working? And you walk over to it and I have to explain it to you?
Then fucking repeat it, Josh, darling. I mean, why does it not repeat anything?
You just-
I'm struck. Like, damn.
I used smoke very far away.
It's not smoke. I think it's just a game.
We should have stopped it and sell.
I think that was all the tangos on a certain end
Yeah all the tangos might be us but
No no no, something in front of the left, what is that?
Yo in front of the left it looks like a ship off-liner
Roger, let's take it out
Oh I have a shovel
I don't know at all my shovels in the box
I think that's where you would shovel, right?
What am I doing in my area?
Is that shovel bolt there?
Is this? No, there's no way
What?
wait, there's a guy over there
there's a guy calling S for him
I don't know, I don't know
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
there's a guy behind a rock in front of us
to see if it's there
there he comes
I don't know if it's from the guy
but he's behind a rock
are you up on the rock and turned off his engine?
huh?
oh, he's friendly
Hey, green player, the green player, stop it.
Get a hold of this.
Tessie!
Fire at the doors!
We're gonna get in there!
I dropped down the counter.
There's the jet nude!
Remember, we only have one, uh, uh, light.
Oh my god, what is this thing?
That's where I trained a long time ago.
Oh, I couldn't track her.
Oh yeah, you had a shovel up here.
It was bugged.
Yeah, you have to, well it's not bugged, you have to shovel.
Yeah, but you know, there's a red door in here, you blow up it.
Yeah, there's, I can't believe we've never seen this again.
Wait, look at these cans.
I have a TNT, hold on.
I got it, I got it, I'm doing it.
I know exactly what to do.
Yeah, yeah, I know what to do as well.
um that's family
maybe i'm still bluffing i put it here
wait how do you do that
i need sand collect this area though
wait
It's warned it's warned it
The sand is fake the sand is fake
Me block
Yeah, I found a warrant as well
Wait, it is a black door storage room. We need a key
Okay, apparently through the guys like it you have to get all the other things first though
This is also storage room key storage room key. These are all stored to this is a max win place
Every single oh, this is a black door. Yeah, I said I just said that
I've seen this before.
Yeah, this is like Max win.
This is like Max win, I think.
Um, Jesse Max, you guys can probably get fed some of this shit.
You heard that?
We don't have to keep running.
I wonder if we can just C4 the door.
Can you wanna try?
No, no, I can't, can't.
I'm gonna just try one time.
Nah, that one, by the way.
Next grade, bro?
I don't think it's a loose spawn if they open the door!
No way, no way, no way, no way.
He's doing the arcane, there's nothing.
No, not the arcane, it's not the brah, not the fucking barricade.
It just gotta be a way to glitch into this.
I'm trying to know.
I was stored from walking.
Wait, didn't I glitch that one time, member? How did I glitch?
Oh no, that was a match. That was in that horror game that fucking glitched out five times, I mean.
Yeah, that was the beginning.
I think there's loot here boys.
Nah I mean there's max win but we just can't touch it.
We need a key.
Yeah.
Unless...
Oh!
Begin!
Begin!
Hack onto the ship!
Everybody back on board!
Begin!
Yes.
Yes.
Me?
Hello.
Fucking make it sleeping birth.
I'm gonna open the door.
I'm going to open the door.
Sleeping bird, yeah, OK.
Get the door?
Yes.
All right, you'll get me.
The zone isn't open until, wait,
the losing spot until the last zone.
The red newt is only at the last zone?
We have to actually have access to you.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We have to take more stuff.
Shut up!
Oh, they're on stuff here next door.
They're on stuff here next door.
Yeah, they're on stuff here next door.
of the mother songs that excuse you
and we need to do the request of the colors
the guy is going to go to the extractor
both in the extractor do not go to the stuff in cellar
go to the stuff in cellar, go to the extractor
is this guy in front of us trying to extract?
I don't know.
He's friendly in front of us.
I don't know.
Just go there and don't listen to yourself.
The one driving.
Tell me when to do it.
I got right at his head.
I'm kidding.
Guys, you want me to do this?
game after that
uh...
well i don't know if it's gonna overrun our ship
take it take it take it
no apparently i lose all my moves on the first ship
i already did it
i mean it didn't work but i clicked it
no no we didn't get it
but what if it already know what i did it
that probably why it didn't let you do it
still there
yeah yeah but they're gonna go to the extract though we need to go there first though
If they go too fast, we could lose them.
You see, these guys are gonna have everything.
I think now we can go towards them. I think we're good now.
Wait, so you cannot extract multiple ships over and over again?
So what so what do we do I don't understand
You think a robot with whatever you can have in your pockets up there so you push it to me
Apparently can't as long
You're supposed to leave well, then like why would it let not the way you say it doesn't make sense
uh train asked if you and me want to play cs premiere
when now?
probably yeah yeah he's probably hitting now
chat is gay and fat
llllll
I have gold for three hours
fuck me
I'm not the one driving you're driving you're driving you're driving you're driving you're
I'm not the one driving
Train would actually like this yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I could show yeah
This is like definitely a trip that came in the chain when we get it too.
I am loading the back cannons?
We took the flu down.
Not me.
Go, go!
I just don't know, is this an enemy in front of us or is this a...
Yeah, I'm checking, checking.
It would be the one at over to the right, oh god I'm alive.
Enemy
I broke his leg! Swap the gamut!
I'm doing him now!
Move it, move it, move it!
What the fuck is he doing?!
No stress!
Get out of here, get out of here, get out of here, I'm doing him now.
Ex-excuse me.
I'm here again, I'm here again, I'm here again.
They're shooting me, they're shooting me, they're shooting me.
Slow, slow, slow!
They're shooting the mic!
We got it, we got it, we got it.
Shit, we can't get it in the way by.
Wait.
Got him?
Catch him, Peter.
It's one.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Move, move, move, move.
Dead.
Got him.
He's down, better, Jesse.
He heals?
I've met kids, Rick.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
He also had medkits for you.
I'm fully up, go, go.
Are we all friends? Hello.
Friendly, friendly, friendly.
Who's that up the lake? Who is that up the lake?
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Oh my god!
I don't think we get any of this loot by the way.
But what if we can hide in the ship though if we can that would be sick
We don't have much time, we really don't have much time.
We don't have much time guys.
That guy's gotta be fucking pissed.
I guess
Yeah, I mean I be mad at me they're at the very end
But they got greedy though
Yeah, they did they try turning around and fighting us. It's a good move. I'm gonna be at the very end
Yeah, they did not have to do that.
There's no black key, I think I made a wrong one.
Um, is that what I just heard?
I don't know if this is true, but what they're saying is, if we take over someone's shit, I call the radio, and it'll take the ship also.
you called the last radio is that fucking true did you got a lot more to
address on here yeah okay then we have to go to his ship it's gonna it's gonna
be M. though yeah I made that shit for sale I mean
yeah no one said yes okay so no shit for so I gave up on you know my city
I
Mean we can give you a video to me
Really
Use use plus yo use plus yo use plus yo
We have to haul ass like dank though wait, it's hot soul
No, no, no, I'm not you see go go goes click sees on his shit
Open it for me
Open the captain's quarter
This is not great loot so I'm not alone
I'm gonna take a little bit of stuff
I grabbed all the boxes and put it on his thing by the way, so it's on the other snipers thing
And they said okay we get a little
a little juicer?
nah nah, I'll just load this little tank
yeah yeah, you got it, you got it
wait, Jesse, Jesse, how many black boxes do you need to?
only two?
two of them, yeah
yeah, you got one already, right?
uh... yeah
I literally have nothing when I get back to base
so, I'm gonna take the base first
but...
I'll give you guys a look
hmm
He's taking one.
His base just exploded.
Wait, did you see he took the ship?
Yeah.
That's not funny.
That means we gotta go down.
Where the fuck was he?
Move!
Move!
Yeah, I think.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
Sorry.
I put it through it, put it through it.
No, we're not dead.
I'm pretty sure we're better.
Nah, we're good.
We're going fast.
You have to go really fast though
Yeah, we're already out
No, no, no, no yes. We are
Like I just died behind us both
I
Guys, we're blowing up. You have it. I do I do I should get our thing. We're going out. We're out
We're out. No, we are not what we got stuck. We are out of the storm. No, we're not
Are we looking at the same map?
We are literally not.
We're just a damage.
Look, we're just a damage.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't want to let them get us with it.
I mean it.
Yo yo, turn to that fucking mic there before I snap it.
On God.
Turn right.
ship. Yes, we do. We do. We do. But what do we have anything? We have to shut the
name on this ship. Yes. Oh my god. I'm gonna have to click this button by the way. I'm
Yes
Now we're good
There's no way anyone's alive, right?
No, we have a sniper just blow up behind us. Do they want us like to like yeah, they wouldn't do that
Bro, can I take this like I have nothing when I go back?
Wait, no way. Yeah. Yeah, it's
Yeah, that's what he said oh
Oh my god that extract just went away. Why?
Um, it did what now? It disappeared. So we're gonna go the other one.
It's a little weird.
Oh, you take the blue key. Someone take the blue key. I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it.
Actually, actually, let's just pick it up.
We might need a booster here.
I don't have any.
We don't have any.
We have one.
How big is this thing?
It's small.
I gotta go around.
Whoa.
Holy shit.
That fucking speed boost was like so fast and random.
Holy shit.
How long is this fucking lobby?
How long have we been in this fucking three hours?
Is this a two hour lobby sesh?
Okay, someone opened the door. I thought it was good.
I mean we loaded like every item in it like possible in this game.
It's you can open the door for a clutch.
We're about to spawn stuff.
What's your name?
We just spawned monsters.
I think it's over, this driving has been not sublime, whatever the sublime is, that's
the driving that we've been seeing.
if you have to, it's fine.
I'm not going.
Fine.
I think we...
I think we're okay.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
I know, I know.
I can't.
Right now, it's over.
I don't have any.
Why are we so slow and now I guess okay
Yeah, I got it
You're swimming you're still swimming
I don't know your movies though. I don't get it
I thought you said both. Oh, I thought that was you that just said that they said both done
Go go go go go it I don't think you make it up. I'll see them. Yes, we oh six minutes
Yeah, we're a hundred percent. Okay. It just looks scary, but
Apparently we I read with the box on our shelves, so let me lose them
No, no, no, there are we on shelves yet. There's another ground where they have a run
the dreadnute is open is that not the last extract it it is well no the last
extra is the dreadnute wait that means if we can't get out well we're saying no
I'm looking at it I'm looking doing saying no as like a bad thing do we
have a shovel or we're fucked I do have a shovel okay you just clutched
just be waiting
ok bye bye
i bet the stand is gone now so check thing
holy shit
where is it? i don't see it
what a run
that was a crazy run
oh no
is that it?
yeah but clank us
Maybe that is like the maybe that's the but not the most
Why does that look thicker like is that like a thicker help bar?
Just go to the red news a belly's open now. It's all nice
I'm gonna one. You're gonna have to drive get ready to drive ready. I'm not another thing you do it
Oh
I
Wait, wait, wait, I just put out a little magic, but I went
you go in the dead near it though let me let me have more more more more more you are you are you
no no no
it is open inside it is open inside
Oh, they're playing with us, really?
We don't have the ammo. Somebody weighs all the ammo.
I wonder if this is any of the shipper.
I can't. I can't. No time. Maybe you can fold it in your hand as you're going up. Maybe.
We got it, we got it.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
You can't get up though.
Wait, the rope was over.
Over here. Follow me.
Hi guys.
I got it!
BAM! BAM!
No, that had to have been the biggest run ever.
Oh my god.
And then hopefully we get both ships right I really hope so
That's both I think that's every both way that's both ships God
You don't need the weird coral anymore, uh, no
It's good to shardonnades. I'm gonna give you the one not all of them dude in it. No, no, it'll survive
I mean, no, I hate a lot of them. No, but it'll split. It'll split
whatever you don't get I'll bring it
okay here we go I'm ready to hang up boom
where I've already split
yeah it's good but you could like cancel certain things and like
like 70 70 thousand how much you get
I in check I can see you now
had open like 12 or 13
it said holy fucking shit
you think my storage yeah I'm flying
I'm gonna go ahead and upgrade it well I
think trains waiting oh my god brother
amount were rich. I have all the alloy I needed, the alloy that was mixtures and then the crystals.
I got orbital tannin, energy rod, all the gun.
Absolutely busted it.
Look at it right now.
See, this is rusty.
Why would we want to make it rusty?
Yeah, War Nelkin is great.
Yeah.
Well, that's the one I'm going for next.
I have to do the Chardonnay thing first though to get through.
You see that, right?
The thing that was clicking me for Chardonnay?
Yeah.
Also, what is that chat?
What is that?
Why is this what it says?
War N40 Auto Canon.
Is that different from Canon?
It's auto?
I mean, we maxed one.
I mean, that was insane.
Those are crazy, man.
Okay, join this server.
Yeah, that was fucking awesome.
Okay, join this server. Yeah, that was fucking awesome.
Fucking hell, I invite you into this and by...
Dude, that was absolutely insane.
Dude, w sesh, whatever.
Yeah, that was huge.
All right, join us.
Okay, joining us.
I'm not gonna
Yeah, what up? Yeah, it's good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We just had a, oh, by the way, you should play this game train.
Like it's actually just rust.
It's rough.
You build a base, but you're moving on sand and it's actually
good.
And we need someone that could like build a base really well like so far our bases have been sucking
Well, you have been a drill down right now I'm been a drill out right now
And you're inviting me to counter strike
Yeah, I played better when I'm been a drill down, bro. Okay. No, not too much of this
Don't think that what you just shared you just like seeing the demons
the manager on the spray the demon the rail oh fuck fuck let's go double shock
and do double shock on all fine holy shit I can't I got money yeah train sounds
right train actually sounds right really oh yeah how's your day Jesse
uh... fantabulous
it's been great, I just had a huge max win in the sand game
how about you sonny?
I'll play in one
uh... it's going alright
I had a big max win at work today
nice
alright, we'll play two calls without your fucks being on
oh well I guess I'll wait till you, I mean it's just gonna be 8
yeah well that's not what I get to do
I'm going to talk to them bro, fuck
but sonny don't say um
The W word or the J word?
There's uh, I don't know what that is, but I won't say any W words or J words work or job. Oh, we don't do that here, bro.
The knock. Okay.
Wow.
Brother, what is going on?
You guys are just locking us down now, brother. He's an hour.
Some both of us go left, both of us go left. Yeah, you go left, go left, go left. I'm gonna smoke.
Not too bad.
I'm gonna flash now, I'm gonna flash now, I know.
X, wait til you see my AK, you're gonna be jealous.
There'd be a perfect Lotus.
Now I'd say...
He's there.
I ain't gonna spoil it.
Oh my god, about to get A-Dated.
We have to win this, you know.
Okay, okay, no you're...
Okay, so I have to say, I'm glad you said that.
Let me see.
Slow play, slow play, slow play.
Okay, yes.
The goal for me just to check
This combo is fucking heavy. Oh, he's pushing out bro. He's sniping X look at the new green gloves that came out
when
That in the new cases
With one new case cannot
Yeah, there's no there's like new gloves
Look at like the new gloves and look at the green ones and look at it with that with that knife
It is fucking check. Where where's that?
I'll go CS catch
It's terminal I
I overthought it's deadhand terminal I think for the new gloves. Yeah
I'll be careful with those bro ex you sick of your rap in the name
Why you give anything good and it says like like pay a 10,000 and then and then you get fucked it
You can't buy it. No, so I so I said a world record in Counter-Strike
How about three hundred and seventy nine in terminal cases three seventy nine I
I opened 11 golds, okay world record 11 golds and 379 cases
But guess what?
What so
The moment you open a terminal case you have 72 hours before it deletes. Yep. Okay. Yeah, I know each day
You have $2,000 steam limit. Oh, that's fucking busted. I get it. Yeah, so
Out of the 11 gloves
I could only buy nine of them the last two deleted and there's the they were the best ones that they were both minimal
Where and they're both
$1,600 steam balance and there's no possible way to buy them. Yeah emailed steam. I talked like that. They just
Like that bullshit. I got scammed
That's pretty fucking stupid. Well, I mean
It's not this like they should made an exception like I don't think I love you one of that that problem
There's an oversight on their parts, right? I mean, they mean that's correct. That's an over. That's an oversight on their parts
Like actually in polycam
Mm-hmm, like look at that with your gloves. I'm polycam. I don't have the invite. No, I don't like this. It's fucking pattern though
Excuse me
Excuse me
It's not working. It's not like opening up in the game because you have to click the check because you're not clicking the check
See that's how you do it dude. Okay
You use the fucking steam market, bro, you're gonna get hacked on this site like what is this?
All right, uh, I'm inviting pink
Black, Blackskeet, and you've already-
No, no, wait, wait, I'm Douglas.
Oh.
I'm Douglas.
Well, he's in a wingman lobby.
He has to swap.
Oh, he's gotta change-
Oh my God, I have so many-
Dude.
Come on.
How- what- I don't know how to open it.
They made it easy.
market or the community of it we're ready I guess I don't play and hit it's a
premiere no you go on the actual thing it's like it's like the fifth one like
the community what it looks like are the
What does he do?
He just Google the same site in the fucking...
Yeah, but in the chat site, open it in the Steam thing.
That's what somebody's done, Jack.
Oh, fuck.
What the fuck?
No, at the bottom, you see that it's a...
Click Shift tab and it's a wrench.
Click the wrench.
Okay?
And then it will open up, like, whatever, and then go to Market, from here.
See where it all comes up.
You have to change it to Premiere.
Oh.
Yeah.
What? There's none.
In fact, any gloves are usually...
But how do I put that with the skin though?
With the knife though?
Yeah, I don't know how to do that.
I'm not a fan of it. I really don't like it.
You got to do it on CS flow
You you equip the skins on CS flow and then I'll put you into a server and I'll put like even if you don't own it
It'll disappear on okay. I'll just I'll just ask
I'll try to invite me to the game and we'll suck the game
Okay, sure
All right, let's try it up Doug buck
It's wrong a Doug book
now we have to go fucking stupid mode in here
oh god is someone going to be spinning though jessie
yeah I'm going to run up mid with my tongue out
you like that Fino?
I love that shit bro if it's the same sniper that's a nice
no
I'm just ult at 4 I'm not doing that it's some mental illness eh
It's it's unorthodox. It's creative. It's cool. It's oh, I didn't even know you could do that type beat
Yeah, I actually have some better combos, but I kind of like the couple though. What about the Gordon?
Well, these are factory new is that rare go factory new it's rare. No, it's having good money
It's got to be good money
Which ones are they called?
Oh, these are the brocades flower
I mean, they're beautiful. Look at that. I mean, that's like an art
Let's see they go for
$5,670 wait actually yeah
I didn't even know they would do that good I mean factory new gloves are like just rare
as fuck what's the best factory new gloves I get the best top
I
Flowers well, why did they garden it?
That was it when it's block out of flowers
What if it's clash that's a gambling site. Yeah, what the fuck was that was on there?
Because I accept I accept what I want to like good
The game is there I see it as in the game. I'll accept one
When whatever a please is me, and I don't understand what he's tripping for me. They're swimming balls like
Bro when you see my skins you were gonna be so jealous you're gonna
Say as you million dollars. No, you're actually gonna be so jealous your computer will be able to render my skins
You know you'll have the friends for it. Yes, I do just trying to buy me a computer. Holy shit. That is true
No, I just hit you with that. I like it for no, but I'm gonna miss
If we're not those maps though that whenever things go bad things go fucking dog shit like like you
Feel like you're you're getting choked in
All right, yo, I'm out of here. Yeah, G. L. Phenom. If you need me
Yep
We're playing inferno or fucked we're fucked. Yeah, it's like you just watch on this map. I know, but it's so bad
And for no reason for me to despair. Oh fuck. Oh fuck
X me me and spawn
There's a backers do some research phenom it's over right
No, we need to get this today. Okay. We're good
I couldn't go to spawn it because there was a loadout limit
that you have to go past the door but I don't think you could.
I don't think it's worth enough money.
It's a letter knife?
No, you can't say it.
You can't say it.
I don't know how to do it.
No, don't do that.
You can't say it.
You can't say it though.
I just see what I...
Yeah.
I don't see you.
What happened?
Oh, I got too pain.
I got two. I'll see you whenever I'm in there. I'll make sure to beat. I stay alive.
Check out my crosshair when you're dead.
Ow! My legs! I'm dead. I lost it. I lost it.
I got two.
He's good. He's good. Chase him.
one HP guys. One more arch. One more arch. Yeah, I might be cheating. Okay. One more.
two arch one lane two arch one lane nice lane
Oh, yeah, aren't you?
Yes
I don't use this one much for that was
I missed it all that round.
Yes, sir.
What a poor aura, bro.
Oh my God.
Pull that the fucking dragons into a samurai.
Like, what the fuck was that?
Samurai.
That was crazy.
God.
Two kills is crazy in that street.
Have we ever seen that before?
Neither have I.
Two boys.
Guys, come here, come here.
walk in and then I'm a smoke right side we just walk on the left we just walk
left
two of them were behind here
Let's just go. Come around.
Let's try it, bro.
I got flashed.
Library. Nice.
That should be a problem.
I'm all A-barments.
Why'd you just fucking flash me?
What's that mean for once?
Doug book flashbang, huh?
Lane Lane Lane Lane
He's behind the front. Oh
I can admit again a bit again a bit again a bit again a bit again a bit
Wait, holy shit this thing looks like we see
Yeah, like look at it. Oh Doug bucks. Oh, yeah, wait. He didn't even look at it
Oh, look at it. Oh, yeah, that's
real nice. Wow. That's your
face, bro. He got a few days.
That's why he has that mental
breakdown. Yo, chat. I mean, I
got a what was that? One
cross over. One in apps. One
Yeah, there's my decoy.
When we get contact, we do.
Oh my god, man.
Did I hit him?
Wait, what are those people?
Did I hit him?
CT, CT, CT.
Okay, okay.
Literals.
Is the FBI chasing them?
It's a lot more doable than I think.
play with them all the time there's a low ass time of damage who's peaked
peaked might be yeah boy oh my mate yo no no no peaked
people with you with them though what no no no it's against us
he's nice he might be shooting you
he's fucking potential potential there
let me look
give your research get your boys on that shoot
I got lucky. I got lucky. I'm playing with the governor.
All right, watch this.
Locking.
He's locking. We have last game, remember?
I've never had any before. A lot of times.
To go. Right, let's go.
All right, let's go.
You guys don't have to panic. You can be peeking the car.
You can be car careful.
Yeah, I'll just put it over here.
I
Ouch, it's gonna fake it right? I mean
Maybe one more day box
Although maybe this is gonna happen. So you guys are good. Oh, it's a chicken. It's a chicken. We're good
Check my church, please
I heard to the other one
You're good like that X that's perfect. You guys are good. Oh
CT
I think I'll see that's weird
Oh my god, I just I knew it. Oh my god. Oh, I guess this guy just he was just holding the pillar and I picked him
He was there. He was just holding the pillar
That's a better draw on it for sound. Yeah, just potential blueberry guy. Yeah, blueberries to pretend
Typical
They're trained. I just hit them with that 14 days already.
14 business days, it's over.
Bye, player!
Which one we getting banned this time?
Oh, blueberry.
An entire neighborhood.
You flash them out.
I think the window, careful.
Yeah
Could be close though, no, could be archery
Um, nothing what?
Um, I'm playing with the slobby
God, that's good
I'm just here
I love playing with the slobby
We're doing nothing
There it is, there it is
This thing just works and happens
It's counter strike and I fucking love it
It's the biggest hit ever
You love it, Shion, Jesse?
I just love it, bro
Yeah, it's the best so you're running earlier. It's tough. It's all good
Actually wait
Ever since that clutch, but I just didn't do nothing. I should realize that
Okay, I got an opening kill last round
I
I didn't see him
He's there, he's there, he's there, he's there
Jesse, we need you
Is that he's hit for it?
Fuck
You got this.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
If you're gonna peek that, tell me so I can swing it with you in trade.
Agreed.
I didn't peek, I was just holding. We won.
No, no, you got it.
Fuck.
Why is it doing this to you?
You don't get a steal, go try and put it up with you at the beginning of the steal community, then you can see the stairs.
Fuck it up, you should just be the guarantee. You're not sick.
I'm sick bro.
I'm sick, I fucking...
Really?
Pete, then fucking X.
Fucking Baxi game and you fucking on one kill.
What is not wrong though?
Well, well, also you're fucking bum ass bitch ass.
I guess I... I don't know what I was going to go with this.
I don't know why I said one frag and that's literally bad as a teammate.
I shouldn't have said that and you're going to do fucking three bro.
I just been unlucky.
I can't even... I don't know why I said that.
I don't know if I'm going to say shit.
Put me down there.
Chicken man.
I saw chicken.
Hehehe.
Hehehe.
Hehehe.
Hehehe.
Hehehe.
Hehehe.
One, one, one or two.
Hehehe.
Yo man, what the fuck was that?
He's weird.
He is weird.
I saw that man.
I saw that man.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I hate this I hate I hate TV I don't know if it's civil how about we make a rush on
B and we do the thing when you just put the smokes down on shit yeah some of the
you buy smoke from people fucking smoke it back I got flashes off flash fuck no
you need someone to smoke because I'm a flash all right I'm gonna smoke it out
around them all right yeah these drugs be done I'll smoke or I'll flash your top
left so you just fight them on the right and then I'll head right here
nice that isn't open what the fuck are you doing
I'm watching site Jesse you're not locked in
I'm fuckin' trying to not die to the grenade if I get this shit
Oh, it's over
Oh fuck
I don't know why they have that slow, it's whatever I'm gonna give a shit.
I got a beard.
Alright.
Yeah, I think we just go slow.
Yeah.
Wait, I didn't know that I should have, no?
Is that me?
Oh.
They smoked me, they can push.
I
Killed me one way only one a come come
yes that's nice nice one hide now watch the bomb explode
um
library library library
stop here
oh, line
yes
nice shit
fucking landing friend wagging his bed
you guys check my score line real quick
six seven
ten yards
It's not bad.
Can you call me Jesse?
Yep, I gotta just type to this guy, luckiest naid of your life.
I mean, yeah, it was like it was naid. I mean, it really was a truck jam on fucking B-B-N-N, I guess you wouldn't fucking move your ass.
I had a fucking even come close to me.
I
Nice oh once coffee
I didn't even know it was that yeah, you can copy this copy arches
What?
What did I do? And why is it typical?
I
That's my shot I mean it's so good though for a piece I know yeah
He's a good
I'm just gonna deagle for last.
Yep, same.
For last? Oh, you mean level 4 by?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get last round, next round.
Also, be fair, Axe, I'm gonna be real. This is a hard lobby.
Oh yeah, man, I haven't played Xenon forever, and my hands are full of shit, I mean.
I'm not even trolling, though.
I got thrown with the walls.
I have by each other once, fuck.
your average wobby here
he's in the middle of me
he's right on left
no, no
he's pushing close, you know
he's gonna try to flash us, the same time
he's down
27 years, ex-QC old.
I'm gonna get this one for you.
I'm a diamond player laying in forever.
My hands are full of shit and I've literally been playing this game forever.
Nice.
Backside.
He's like, backside.
He's on CT, yeah.
Ah, there's two still.
Fuck.
Let's get the fuck out of me.
There was a chance that that fuck actually faked that.
I was just...
Yeah.
That would be sick.
I jumped.
I jumped.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
You need a high drain for that
Go fast after no reason
Yeah, you should there's a guy that goes boiler every round
I try to walk so great just crosses it
He's like wrapping back into his own back
Dude this is fucking like I didn't see him
two dead inside
he's just waiting there
where site?
two dead inside like mid-side
stick to splatoon little bro
even if you had a paint brush
you couldn't hit these guys L.O.L
nice
nice one arch
OPEN!
what the hell
OPEN at one side
100 gifted.
XQCL.
I
Use fuckers serious there wasn't any pit earlier though. You'll be right out of here
Damn you ain't going to the knife this is got the water
like a like a real honorable player would have a nice day
for sure
yeah even two knives
that's weird
I play B
you wanna play air beef you know I think one of us should be on one of us like each side
I'm going to be ready to rotate him always I'm going to be a
Oh what I got?
You guys going to be a
Let me start at 3D if you want
I'm going to go back on the other one
So that, welcome me to the jungle
I'm going to hide inside you guys so you can take a shot and fall back
I'm going to play the new box angle.
Yeah, I'm going to arch it, yeah.
Jump up.
I think we're doing what we did last time.
We were just sort of walking out.
No, is that you?
What the fuck?
Pitches.
They're banana. Alt-mid.
That's one B.
That's one B.
They're not in yet.
I'm not gonna let you do it.
Coming up.
I don't know.
Coming in.
Two more.
Two in red, two in red.
I needed to get one.
One more in B.
You got the sex.
New box.
That is not a hit.
I mean, uh, back aside and forward, uh, pull.
And box.
Hey, we got this.
Uh, I don't have a Mac 10 on my thing.
Fuck.
Should we buy it or should we save?
Should we buy or should we save?
I don't know.
Just get like a maid and save her.
Okay. I'm letting be. It's another thing I don't want to do properly.
Alright, I'm coming.
They're hurt for sure. Yeah, they're mad, they're mad at us.
I don't know
There's a good ego I did one damage this guy one
I have molly for close and smuck for the thingy okay good
let's take it hey molly close Jesse and then I'll smoke deep and now Molly logs
and I'm just gonna flash and push you can just cover me as I run down yeah
I'm flashing in front of you two two two on the left one thing I hate myself I got
time to bear twice back to back
this guy is so fast I'm I'm looking at him I was so that's cheating
cheating no no no no one's in double
I double
100 grand if you close this
Yeah, this guy's just having a dude he was literally 30 HP to walk him into
Yeah, he's just he's generational game right now. Well, I just like one thing on stream in the game really brother really
Really
That's fucking classic, that's literally every single counter strike game that I've played in the past like two months
They've seen all of us right. Oh my god
Oh, I never mind.
Is it B?
Yeah, it's B.
Two.
Two.
One B.
This one dead.
One.
Playing.
One HPB.
One guy B and he's one HPB.
He's caught.
Wow.
That was actually a fake.
Like, in it.
One HPB.
One HPB.
One HPB.
One HPB.
One HPB.
One HPB.
One HPB.
One HPB.
One HPB.
One HPB.
One HPB.
One HPB.
I
Don't know it's just tough. It's tough. It looks a lot easier. We are good. Okay
That's a lot I'm coming
There's a gun down top
Breakfast
You come by breakfast suck it. Oh, man fucking boiler in
Logs, Logs, Logs.
He ate my nade.
Yes, one more B, last one.
No, fuck.
He's low.
He's gonna run in.
Ah, okay.
Ah, he's low.
Hang on, I'm with you.
I might just nade it.
Yeah, it's good.
I'm with the nade.
Okay, well, I'm gonna suck it.
That's a good job of it.
I don't have a kit.
There's nothing open in the end.
I like to get a Mazaburger just to make sure that if the nuggets are dog shit I get a Mazaburger
Then I get a I get a chicken chubby and then I get the nuggets with
sweet and sour sauce
Congratulations on the pie by the way yummy
Oh
Jesse that's what we're doing Jesse
Congrats on the what?
I
Made it made it Jesse
Yeah, wow that that is wow, I
I don't know if they went on here you go
Just took it it took top car
They're playing different from our chubby
It's chubby a drink a chicken chubby. It's a fucking it's a fucking
There's a chicken chubby
It's a NW chicken burger
You describe the flavor it's a moist
The chicken fried
Fuck yeah, we're losing this game. This is not right
Yeah, I mean that's I mean it's it's that already said it
Just no honor anymore, huh? Yeah
Yeah.
Jackie already said it, he was.
I mean what?
It's even more than low honor.
It's kind of sad.
But it's about their life as a whole.
Is that, any way they find to get something,
they've been to work for it, they hope for it.
But they don't improve or get better at the game.
I can flash car lowest type of mentalities
What oh
I don't know
They don't like it, I think
What a joke of a game.
I gotta get the bed.
Alright, son.
Get with me.
Oh, so yeah, that's what I'd say.
Check.
Check.
You cannot do both if you're bad at it again like me.
I do two modes.
Either do reaction time or precision.
Either I chose tracking time.
I go with pure visual stimuli.
I don't compute where it is at.
I see color.
I click button.
It's faster.
But if the guy does that, I'm cooked.
We can't do anything if there's stream sniping now, that's just what it is.
Very Sony.
It's all good, it's all good.
The lowest type of mentality.
Shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll try to get better.
We won.
Later guys.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you before I go to bed.
But to watch out, I'll be there to get 10%
So I'll do it again before I go to chat
I'll catch you on the flip, go chat
Thanks for coming out chat, I'll be there in a moment
Thanks for coming out, thanks for subbing us
There's no people in chat
Yo by the way, what's going on with their YouTube?
Is this experiencing interruptions?
Is that like the ad lock thing?
Maybe they're patching the service
I will be there tomorrow.
Good time.
I think you just understand that that.
I think you're just saying hello.
I'll say hello.
I'm starting to do my thing for...
What is it again?
It's a roll cut model.
Hey, chat.
I hope you enjoyed your Angelminer.
Take care.
Go to the next.
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