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Everyone pause and hear me out this year. Yes. He is now everyone calm down. Yeah, I'm sorry. This is not a I
Lock in little guppo when today's turnee. Oh
Thank you, man. I'm gonna um
The years you know on the yes, I'm play today
No, this 17 months wait, who knows who's that?
Um an image in it by AI
Wait, how is it a I we hate you. Yeah, how would that be AI?
I
Know chat we can do this. I well is that
We're gonna kick our global roster in a stream club arms there, so I'm with MSI
People carry a library. It's a low Eastmore. Very cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah low
He's a kick is on the map. I'll check it's on the map low key
Yeah, I'm gonna get up but um we're gonna get out there see the drama
Oh
Welcome to the jungle
Anyway
There's a
Interesting place in the console in August
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Again
45 months still no welcome again
Well, a hundred
dollar a
Oh, I'm just... What the fuck are they doing?
You were on Vegas stream playing Deadlock and talking about Gambo we saw low.
No, but they had to go to the doctor at like 4pm.
Yo man, I'm about to go to sleep. I work night shift.
I will be asleep with your stream on so no loud tomfoolery.
of you to clock in today part time okay I won't be louder I'm glad you see L big
love chat 150 dollar increase what wow another day living on this beautiful
planet earth hope you are doing well excuse me and chatters all love to
Everyone stay blessed and never give up on your dreams. Yeah, how much is a piece fine? Oh?
PS5
Pro-fessional I love you mr. Cow. Oh
67 months welcome to the jungle a
Thousand the law it's one point one thousand the law can you know what?
How much is that? Like six six six seven six six six people are in America please let me in
That's good one
Um, okay. Well, that's awful
Chad, what is this?
I had this same experience except I was the one that could stand on the soapbox and like articulate what we were going through.
Holy moly 77 big booms.
Jack.
What the fuck is that?
Why so many dominoes?
You use it.
Exit the scene now.
8th part
XQCL
This is shit
Chat
Everyone had this same experience except I was the one that just sat on this whole box and like, articulate what we were going through
Without the pain you wouldn't have done the work
Yeah, I think I'm gonna be good on all that
Yeah
Bros. What are you doing matter inside it? Yo, I'm him as well. Yo check. He's something you hear that green
He said it. Yo guys. I swear. I'm also him. Please guys
Guys, I'm him. Just watch the documentary. Oh, okay
Just want to say you are my favorite part-time streamer and to keep up the good work
fish moly
Can I get a welcome to the jungle? No? Wow
Trouble language is this
Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop! Stop!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop!
Ex-QCL.
Go away! Go! Out of there!
Jack, she is lucky that she... I mean...
Bad! Hey! Stop!
So what if the sides are going through the lady instead of going through the dog?
Stop it!
Chat, um, this is kind of scary.
Chat, what would you do if you let the dog, um, like, figure out any ones so that you get out or what?
I mean, yeah, you'd be the lover.
I'm saying
Oh boy Lex QC stream
Yeah, it's scary.
Yeah, it's a dog on B1D1s
While you escape
I'll ask you a question
Would you take $500,000 or dinner with JC?
Give me $500,000, fuck JC.
Would you take $500,000 or dinner with JC?
Yeah, I mean, we're gonna argue this
Apple's here is their price for iPad Mac on pod Apple TV Apple vision Apple TV
What the fuck Jack, why is it why is it really it gives their prices like I don't understand it
Which rule adds may not be up to anything as long as a 30 a middle ads and I'll switch up to four minutes it
What
This is what I suppose is not the case of visual account said we can't confirm your annual changes to ads. Okay, you know
She's six will include
Interactive male strip clubs for the first time
That's cap. That's cap. That's cap. Chad that's kept down because they know that I'll be the first
I would be the first in the club. They don't check it's only they have to remove it
Just worked five shifts at McDonald's and I can now pre-order GTA 6 wait, wait, wait, what?
What the fuck is
Hello, I get a welcome to the jungle XQC L
Yeah, these people are off the fucking rails. Yo
Breaking it the charlotte ornates are trim star guard la mellow ball and
Josh Green to middle Tim Wolves for Naz read
huh yo I can't read this I don't give a shit
I
Mean they don't clean under here, which I think is a good sign that they don't clean because I usually means
But I feel it's not clean under yes, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god
Hello
bro, I'm telling you, he's fucking employees, bro, wait, what?
I keep telling you guys, the employees be fucking hidey shit, bro, these employees are
I'm shameless. That's a lot of...
Please, under me!
Look at that.
This is at least ten.
That's Gabba!
After one hour of looking, we found it.
I don't know if there's more here.
Can you look for one hour?
Okay.
Yeah, that's Gabba.
Anyway.
Chai where's my icon? I don't get it there. Where's mine?
I'm just saying, that's ganky, I guess.
Seven minutes.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Why should I put my hands?
Josh!
Okay.
Where should I put my hands?
Anyone?
What the f**k?
That was crazy.
What happened to his hair?
Smile.
Going up.
Oh!
Oh!
I don't watch you that much anymore, but you get my sub anyway.
I like the dude on the bottom.
He works.
We.
Yes we.
We are all waiting for you to finally play some games instead of reacting.
Oh my god, I play games every fucking day, dumbass.
I play every game, dumbass.
Yo, yo, yo, you wouldn't say shit to me at LAN, you wouldn't say fucking nothing
when you meet the colossus of who I am.
I'm the fucking golem, I'm jacked.
I hang out with the hottest dudes, chill out at the coolest restaurants,
and wear the frisky clothes, fuck you.
What is that?
What is that?
It's just be careful with your knife.
What is the man done?
Chat.
What is that?
What happened if the doctor's appointment broke?
You have come back to stream and mentioned hot dins three times already sus.
Um, manual newer when the Poland isn't FC, could reverse Jack.
I don't, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
What the fuck am I watching?
And Holland, here, have we got the robots, the vikings, have we got earnings, and Holland,
I don't get it I don't get it and he's soon he's gonna be the first to a streamer to be a rapper
Grammy nominated and also come out of the closet. Is that a bb no money? Who the fuck is this? Plackboy Max.
I do not know who this is.
You'd never know.
I've seen the name, but I have not watched anything after you.
Yes.
I'm not sure what's going on there.
But good for him.
I thought it was going to be BB No Money or something.
All right, Nest.
Nest?
Jack, have a sign of effort.
Now, will us unbreak the bridge between him and Austin for this kind of thing?
I mean it.
Next.
This is one of the big boys coming in from the WCOM, Lacey, after you.
You don't watch him?
No, he's annoying.
Even if it was good and it's not, it's not good.
Even if it was good, I would sip on it after the air because he's fucking annoying me.
It doesn't matter what you do when you're fucking annoying me, you go to F, it doesn't matter.
We don't care. You can have all the celebrities on the stream.
Any world camera it's on your channel get it. It's shit. So it's f
QC I was wondering when you're next time you were going to play Roblox as a millionaire and spend money to ruin children's days
By looking their games much love. Thank you for the response. I haven't opened
Who am I fighting him on Twitter comparing you to noir my goat you finally made it
Is he changing outfit every time you answer that question? What's wrong with this fucking video?
All right, it's a way to look over and be
I
Was it was a fucking was a slur now like we don't use that word
Someone here who've you been fighting for you for weeks now on Twitter, and you probably still ain't know his name
I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go I'll go on this table Ronaldo
Don't talk about my own life fighting him on Twitter. You don't even know
Yeah, okay, the only clip I've seen of stable Ronaldo is that one you showed me on the podcast
and then there was one clip that was so fucking funny from him where he was like sitting there
are talking to that worker and the worker did not give a fuck.
You want to go through my clip?
I got time.
I got time.
I got time.
It's funny.
It's fucking funny.
Okay, so you actually watched them.
I've seen the clip.
And it was funny.
Yeah, I had a short one.
I've seen the clip.
Okay.
This is a tough one.
After you've never watched them, really, except for the clip.
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Never watch it really except for the clip chat chat northern the lion isn't an extra. Come on
Finding my Twitter so I had high praise and then all of a sudden it just vanished. Yeah, it's gone next I
Like this guy
He's nice. He has aura. He taught me a lot about things. I don't know about cuz he's younger than me, okay
Jason the ween what?
I'll be honest my impression of Jason went higher last person to try hard seven gets a gift it's up for
this one and he's also apparently a league player so this guy games but he doesn't stream any fucking games at least
not from what I've seen so you I saw him stream like he was at the streamer you IRL everyone was fucking loud
screaming. Yeah, I did that on the other half of time. He's like in a car on his way to
chat chat. Being a being loud is fine. Being loud isn't fine. Like, if you're doing your
thing to your camera, right? And you're loud. I don't really have a problem that much with it.
When you're being allowed outwards towards other people, it's fucking annoying. It's not
Now I did not like when I'm speaking at chat. I'm allowed. I speak of I'm allowed in real life. I am loud
Well, I'm on camera. I'm loud. It wasn't feel like whoa. I chill
Okay, but I'm like when you're loud towards it. Well, it's fucking annoying. It's not hard. The difference is massive
You are loud three other you know what that was chocolate spaghetti
again doesn't do any content I like I just I like Jason he seemed he seemed like a nice guy yes he's
nice guy not even nice seemed like a entertaining guy okay not in a non cringe way thank you glad
to clear jesus yeah i know why he's kicking him like that
I'm going to miss you.
I'm going to miss you.
Now that we see that chance.
Look, he did it again.
Classic.
Classic.
Alright.
Right
The streamer tier list first of all like does anybody give a fuck about these two dudes
I'm gonna be honest with you like this is just like alright like bro like I see LaCarrie at B tier
Jeff Jeff Jeff why does Dave say you always told everybody when he gets rolls and he gets so fucking buttered
Like it's so funny. Why does it get so mad?
When these guys talk shit.
I have like...
Like, yo.
Isn't this guy like a straight up fucking weirdo,
creep fucking degenerate bum?
Like I'm gonna be the guy to say it.
I don't give a fuck.
Like I don't understand why like a certain side of Twitch
just lets shit happen and then they just like,
all right you're good, bro.
You're actually a good dude now.
Like bro, like I'm gonna, like,
all these guys must have like weird fucking shit
that goes on behind the scene that we don't know at.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Um, I don't know, what did he rank me? Let me guess.
Stable Ronaldo.
I have an open Twitter, who am I fighting him on Twitter?
You don't even know.
I don't even know whether you're talking about fighting him on Twitter.
Really?
I don't know what's worse, bro. His chat spamming F or OMEGALOL.
I've seen it.
Pool Megalol.
Um, and then there was one clip that was so-
Yo, without OMEGALOL, there's no LOL.
Okay, there's no emotes without the VNV emotes.
Do not get mad at the root of the emotes,
Because you wouldn't be around a little pup, but he, but he, we roll.
Why the fuck did they put him in a pick?
But we crawled, we rolled, we walked so you could have a chance at running.
Okay.
Be humble before I get involved.
You know what I'm saying?
It's your last fucking warning.
Fucking funny from him where he was like sitting there talking to that worker
and the worker did not give a fuck about him.
Yeah.
And he's like, you want to go through my clips?
I've got time.
I just seen the clip and it was funny. Yeah, I really short one now it is. Okay. Um, this is a tough one. Let me guess after you've never watched him really except for the clip. Okay. Calm down little bro. Well, you know, I mean, I, this is just I see the car. Yeah, fucking beat here. I just know everything that I have to see about these individuals, bro.
I mean, this is just, I see LaCarrie at fucking B tier.
I just know everything that I have to see
about these individuals, bro.
Oh, let's see their final ranking.
Kaisenat, below LaCarrie.
Wow, Destiny's above me, okay.
Well, Destiny's like an A tier, though.
Got it, so agent is F tier, which makes no sense.
Agents, okay, now this is-
Chet, I'm A, so this is not bad.
I should be S plus.
I know what I'm gonna ate here. I'm not mad at it because they further add the X tier above S
if we have to add the X tier so I live in an X tier but they didn't have it so they had to put me
in A because I don't have a place to be chosen if your name isn't in the bucket get the juice
excuse you now yeah that's it flips he does okay so let's put his ass
hold on I'm not done yeah where is he back one of the fastest streamers no way
there ever was he can dance he has a great smile he's young he's sexy and
and he's black.
Any pillow though?
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm just happy to hear.
Bro does nothing.
Jack.
What does bro accept to complain?
Complain, complain.
Flex complain gets you, Nick.
What is all this video?
I knew it was, you know, speed and not you
when you said that, that's why I knew.
That's me.
Okay, well, first of all, if we're rating you,
Nick, I will be as unbiased as I possibly can, okay?
Hold this up.
Keep in mind, I've been friends with you
for 15 years or more for a reason.
Yeah, but by the way, I think you-
I think you had some-
Because what?
Because what?
I'm sure they're saying that.
Nick, if I didn't know you,
but I still have my personality of this day,
I would absolutely love your stream.
Ooh!
I would fucking love it.
See that?
Because your humor's perfect.
Then again, I have your humor.
You've pretty much rubbed off on me.
a little bit of a predator, young boy sort of, it's hilarious, it's hilarious, it's hilarious.
I don't think anyone can make me laugh as much as you.
So because of that, you also are good at games and I would actually take a lot of respect
to that, and then again you don't stream it.
Yeah, I don't know why but the guys at BKM, okay, are they actually serious or are they
just chilling?
I'm confused.
everyone excuse you tell me that I can
we don't
we don't know that
put it on
put it aside
still on
still on
Yeah, why don't you jump, Chad?
Yeah.
What, you guys got cancer?
Yeah, I think it's done.
Yeah, I think it's done.
I'm excited.
This viral video shows a Boeing 777 dropping about 100 feet above the ground.
So check that out.
The Federal Aviation Administration is looking into the incident.
FAA regulations generally prohibit flying below 1,000 feet in populated areas and below 500 feet in rural areas.
The plane is owned by JTRAN, which converts 777 aircraft into cargo freighters.
We are aware of a video circulating on social media showing a freighter aircraft conducting a low-pass flight in a manner that does not reflect operational standards, the company said in a news release.
This is AI, this is CNN, this is family AI.
The plane is traveling 777, dropping about 100 feet above the ground at the Texas airport.
The Federal Aviation Administration is looking into...
100 feet? That was like 30 feet, what?
Exis airport. So this is like 30, 30, 40 feet, isn't it, 100?
The Federal Aviation Administration is looking into the incident.
FAA evacuation.
Yo, so that wing was like 6 feet up the ground, and what?
Jack, that one was like 85 feet on the ground.
It was generally prohibit flying below 1,000 feet in populated areas
and below 500 feet in rural areas. The plane is owned by JTRAN,
which converts 777 aircraft into cargo freight.
That was just fun though video circulating on social media showing a freighter aircraft conducting a low-pass flight in a manner that does not reflect all
alright
Can you do these five math questions on your pressure number one? What is the largest for digit number?
No, no, no seconds for each one answer
999 so as you have what is 16 plus 36 what I think you one answer 52
What is 10% of 90?
Not a 90 number.
What decimal place?
Answer is 9.
Number 4?
What is 4 times 2 times 8?
It's 8 times 8 times 8 times 8 times 8.
What is 99 minus 25?
That's 74?
That's 74.
Can you do these 5?
That's crazy.
It is crazy.
How many times have you seen the guy that the Catalan is playing in your other band?
In the video.
Jeff, it wasn't spanning in it like...
1,000 feet in popular areas and below 500 feet in rural areas. The plane is owned by J-Tran which converts triple-seven aircraft into car
Oh, zero to boring again, I can't see
Oh, don't film me
Don't film me
I
Buddy buddy, hey, don't don't don't you should be like fucking up. I I made your G somebody
As always the ads remind me to reset
Any primers
L thanks
Holy Chon.
Hey, Jack. Um, well,
Jack, well, what is he doing?
He scored! He scored!
Oh, he did it.
You know who I met?
I should be speaking to you about this.
Have you seen the clip?
I went to a name-marking with these old players.
I was going to get a name-marked message on that.
Is that your last question?
XQCLW streams Mr. Rents.
Rolled.
Jack, Jack, I've never seen speed give a fuck about anybody doing their skit on this
or ever.
Like, bro, it doesn't give a fuck.
Like, I don't think you're gonna say that.
Bro, it doesn't give a fuck.
Like, I don't think you're gonna say that.
Bro, it doesn't give a fuck.
What the fuck?
Dude, where's penalty?
Wait, come out there, wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's a penalty.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hang on, we got a lock in, we got a lock in, we got a lock in.
There's no way it has a penalty.
They think I kicked out.
That's crazy.
Hey, chat, if he scores, it's gonna be...
That's crazy.
Hey, Jeff.
Oh, that's what I wanted to chat.
Anything you think?
Uh, yeah, I mean, you get tired of hearing people, like, in their fucking bullshit.
Um...
Yeah.
Anyway.
Uh, I mean, maybe we could watch perhaps.
Trans woman who didn't show the other ladies his photos of them kissing and more
But I don't say is that bad that is that it not supposed to be outrageous me or what how's that news?
What is that yo yo yo
I
Just fall right in the homophobe. Okay. What is the reason today? What is the reason this?
65 years away walk each
I'll set
How's that I was they have a house they were critical
I'm going down here towards fire, don't...
Get back, get back.
Go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Is that your rage beat?
You should have done that.
Yo, I can't live in the club!
I can't!
Hey, boy!
Dude, did you hear that?
Shut the fuck up!
Not about your fucking sugar.
Shut the fuck up and go!
I'm trying to boss a creep!
I'm trying, I'm trying!
Open up!
Stay where you are!
keep going past keep going keep going stop here on the right stop stop
stop there push your hands in your head chat they have a gun in the U.S.
I'll get on with doing the rest of it thank you very much for your
assistance. That was quite exhilarating. See you later. The rest of your day is a bit calmer.
Yeah. Cheers, guys. Bye. That's nice. That's nice. Very cool.
There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. Say it was when I got. Say it was when I got.
What the hell was they saying? What the hell? Say it was a lie, bro. Say it was a lie. There's
No way! There's no way! There's no way!
Say it was what I-
Jack, 40 degrees in Celsius?
Look at my face. You don't see no fear.
I already said like 15 minutes you're doing the live camera.
I only do it like this there.
No.
So run the butter, my bar, I'll say it.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You don't know how to go weed.
Look at my face.
What the fuck are you doing on there?
Jack, will we go stand here like that?
Yeah, it's written all around shit.
Stop staring at my shit.
Okay, I mean what?
a small plane crash into Beijing starts triggering it mathematically I mean chat
this is like it's like one damage I mean
What kind of flame was that?
I was like a paper plane, what was that?
RC plane? What was that?
We all said that it wouldn't work, the bacon has been grilled, and right here, the one that is on the grill, and right there on the grid is always just above it, let's go, let's grill the bacon.
So that's it.
Here we go. It's all good.
I'll just add a little head to make sure I have my little finger.
In English, good as always.
Yes, awesome.
So I'm going to be doing a Daniel's page tomorrow with some champignons.
They all said it wouldn't work.
The background is gray and the paint is still there.
chat chat friend will speak so fast it's actually insane I mean I was
learning seven thousand actually crazy so that's like that's like my level I
mean he says he says the bacon the cocoa is right here and the other pan is
the pan is gonna stay outside and the the heat wave is still ongoing and
and he's ready to go, we're going to cook some big eggs.
And then here comes Reggie the cooking.
And then we're going to add a little egg,
like a nice English breakfast.
My transition was perfect. I made no mistakes.
And there's some slimes that I chose too.
Hahahahaha!
It's like some birds, that's crazy.
How is that?
Oil features are not as interesting.
Chad what is oil features, what is that, is that like, what is oil features, is that
like the oil is going to do good?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
yo yo yo yo yo yo what the fuck is up with you yo that's crazy bro that's
crazy
What are they doing?
I think Malaysia, okay, that's got a hard one, what else do I have to do?
What is that? Sumo Toshima, Bison's Nightwielding AMA Legends player. What? Well, what?
J.A. Dale's school?
Anything present?
These stuff's all pretty much dead.
Um...
Wait, when does this machine come out there?
Falcon's taking out roughs, slible flames, stone, sheer, or tinier to the way to the major finals.
The player's fury I had to beat.
Get these players!
Bro, they're the best place in the game. I don't know why you're talking about it.
Who the fuck is this little boner?
Hey, they beat my cock!
Oh!
He is surprising me right now.
Smoke! Who are they?
They had a toss racket, bro.
You have to listen, bro. I've been playing FIFA all my life.
Oh, hey, they killed me.
Who is it?
Falcon's taking off from off the slible flames.
Yeah, look at that.
70 floor
That's fun, okay
I don't know what you're doing, it's about making plans with each other and doing what
as expected. This is kind of the one thing I was bringing up is your guys has run through
stage three like this isn't going to take anything away.
The B was there.
Everybody and he said that we need to focus on that.
I don't shed this one.
Jeff, why would he do that?
Why would he take the risk of all the broadcasts?
That's crazy.
That's such a crazy. I like that.
It's because they're both the main actors in a movie that involves a guy that spends
the whole movie with him, but him isn't real.
Because him is him.
So he engages somebody in the entire movie, but the guy isn't real.
You know what I mean?
We've seen it the whole time so that they both went to the soccer game together as normal
non-actors, just as humans, right?
And then people are making a meme that it's like he's still talking himself.
Oh, I was going to watch it in the theaters.
Buddy, this is not even playing in the theaters.
What theater is this fucking play club?
I'm in the current 21st and 26th.
Yeah, I haven't played for anything
that's been around for the last 30 years.
I think it's the better.
It's just one of the Earth's thousands,
if I can get a chance.
It's not my day, kid.
Yes, sir.
Yeah?
Marla, listen to me.
Have we ever done it?
Done what?
Have we ever had sex?
What kind of stupid question is that?
Stupid because the answer is yes or because the answer is no.
This is a trick.
No, Marla, I need to know what you're doing.
I mean, you want to know if I think we're just having sex or making love?
We did make love.
Is that right?
Yeah.
I mean, I think we're just having sex or making love.
or making love?
We did make love.
Is that where you're calling in?
Just answer the question, Marla.
Please, did we do it or not?
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.
You show me a sensitive side,
then you turn into a total asshole.
Is that a pretty accurate description
of our relationship, Tyler?
We have just lost Captain Pressure.
What did you just say?
What's wrong with you?
What did you just call me?
Say my name.
Tyler Durden.
Tyler Durden, you fucking freak.
What's going on?
I'm coming over.
No, wait there, Marla.
I'm not there.
You broke your promise.
Jesus, Tyler.
You're fucking talk to her about me.
Tyler, what the fuck is going on here?
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.
Why do people think that I'm here?
Jack, those outfits are hard.
Jack, who did the costumes? It's so good.
I'm like, I was swumper.
Jack, did you watch a movie last week?
Jack, I like to just swump breasts.
Answer me!
Shit.
Like all the others just work on you.
I think you know.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
Or would anyone possibly confuse you with me?
I don't know.
You got it.
No.
Do not fuck with us.
Say it.
Because...
Say it, because we're the same person.
Chad!
Look at Chad.
Chad, maybe you'll give up on going by the same Chad, maybe you'll get it too.
He gives me Chad, Dax Flame slash Justin Timberlake vibes, like a mix together.
Chad, you know what I mean?
That's right.
We are the alls and the all-nonsense.
In fact, the way he moves his lip when he speaks,
way to change your life and I do this on your own now you see it right this you
could be that's me look like you want to look like you want to fuck I am smart
capable and most importantly I'm free and all the ways that you are not
anyway Tyler's not here
What?
This is so possible.
Can you get it?
Can you get it now?
There you go.
Um, what was that?
That, it's a good movie, but I think it's as good as people might get out to be.
Jack, I think it's a good movie, and I don't think it's fantastic.
I enjoyed it though, but it's a little bit over the place.
This is major I'm on site. Why are they giving me this? This is nine years ago
Accessing hotel security. Is that Sargenton?
hallway six men shots fired I'm going check what the fuck is that?
Yo, yo, I touched my neck hit it.
That's crazy.
But anyway, ah what else?
Chania, um.
Ah, Leha, baby, this how you from now, baby.
A Stadler of Wrist.
Shit, the bitty.
Ah, Leha, baby, this how you from now, baby.
What even is that? A maid background? Like I don't know, like is that an impressive card?
What even is that? I don't know what that is.
Yeah, this is a better time to see how much time until search starts though.
I think it was definitely like 5 hours, like everybody can join us here if he picks 5 hours, the other guys have been.
I mean, Muna would log in and say what's up with you, and then say, um, I'm shooting normally.
I was like, okay, Jeff, what else?
Anything, what the fuck is that? Bro, what the fuck is that?
Jeff, what the fuck is that?
That's currently the path of this tornado hopefully everybody is already sheltered I just stay there
if you have any friends or family in this warning please make sure that they're aware of this
This is a significant tornado
So this is bad vibes?
Any questions you want to?
Okay
Thank you for all of this
Is it good?
I'm gonna need to protect you, see which one
I'm using the poster though, chat nobody's in there please.
my journey is gone I'm not doing nothing
on june 14th 2025 in Denver Colorado thousands had spent the day marching
peacefully as part of the nationwide no-kinks protests there had only been
one arrest and by 4 p.m. most had gone home but one group wasn't done they had
Plans to storm the I-25, the main road running through the-
Jack, I thought that was what I was talking about.
Highway, it would mean stopping traffic, risking lives, blocking emergency vehicles,
and handing the crowd an open interstate with no way to contain them.
Police had been positioned just in front of the on-ramp on Osage Street,
essentially serving as the last line holding the crowd back.
If that line gave way, nothing would remain between the protesters on the highway.
This is the Denver Police Department.
You will be denied all highway assets.
Please turn your head away from the highway.
This is the Denver Police Department.
All reasonable force will be denied,
including chemical use,
and other emergency measures
to the air from the third and one of the most
dangerous highways.
This is the Denver Police Department.
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Hello there?
What'd you have, what'd you have?
A, A, S, A, S, yeah, uh, what was that?
Hey
Anarchy that's like a cringy
Jack and these people say I know Archie, but they wouldn't live one hour if I think was as an Archie
I said they don't live one hour. None of these guys and survive a single hour under energy
I think they take a rock and come home all night suddenly and they don't come home after once to complete what they're supposed to do.
Chad.
You're on the highway!
I'm gonna give you those big ass trucks that like you know they move the snow
You're trying to fix the flowers on the highway and they move slowly at like one hour and they will go forward
Just they get off the road it if you want that one I don't know the browser just get off the fucking road
They all move forward. I mean you have to get off. I think you mean
Don't block the road
We're gonna join the highway now, right? You'll say oh, you're stupid
If I go on the highway right now, and I jump on the highway, I'm the dentist fucking, right?
So how is this not done when people block fucking roads?
I mean, you block the roads, you're the dentist fucking.
How do you put that?
How do you put that?
Stop!
Stop!
So far, the crowd had been relatively peaceful, but slowly, things were starting to escalate,
and the police had to find a way to disperse the crowd.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Mr. Bronson, will they try to push through your lawn
when they know we're going to mouthwash them in the evening?
Get out of the way!
We're going to get them on the first floor line.
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
If you're trying to push, you can push out the timber
and then we're back.
Get out of the way!
Yo, yo, what is it, just falling orders and not Zeta?
That's not how that works.
No pops! No ice!
Help you guys get shit, sir!
You move!
I don't see a rocket here!
I'm gonna get the rocket here!
Everybody start connecting your arms!
This is the time to talk to the camera, please.
This is some crane shithead.
This is the first time I've ever seen a rocket in a roadway.
And I think the people of the city
sound like they're talking to me.
I'm gonna get the rocket here.
I'm gonna get the rocket here.
I'm gonna get the rocket here.
And I think that people are sitting down in bed right now and all of you here is never to disperse.
The crowd refused to follow their orders, so the police had no choice but to turn up the heat.
Your time is up. You must leave now.
Why?
If they don't want them to throw back the fucking cancers, why don't they just pull them into
molten hot lava for it?
Before they throw in, why don't they just make them really fucking hot like they touch it and it fucking burns their hand.
I mean, it can only make sense.
The
gas was effective in pushing the crowd back and creating distance between protesters
and police.
But it also raised tensions across the scene, leaving many people frustrated, agitated and
more confrontational than they had been moments earlier.
The crowd is now starting to spread out and the cops are worried they can't hold everyone
back, so they call in reinforcements, hoping they make it to the scene in time.
Jack, Jack, what if the shield had spikes on it, though?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Okay, Jack, what if the shield had wiring that shocked it?
Like, like, um...
Like flash.
look at all the struts
What are you doing?
I am not going to go
No
What are you doing?
Oh, oh, oh, oh
What are you doing?
Oh, oh, oh, oh
No, I don't want to go
Who is it?
who is it?
What are you doing?
who is it?
Who is it?
Good person, man!
Come on!
Come on, y'all!
And we are the spokesperson!
The spokesperson!
The spokesperson!
We'd like to speak please!
We're interested in speaking!
We're interested in speaking in peace!
A member of the crowd had spoken up
asking for peace, but the situation
was about to move in the opposite direction
as police began putting their next plan
into action.
That's not how it works though, you can do that, you can do that.
You can do that.
Yeah, that's not accident!
Yeah!
Seriously.
Check, if your legs get covered, does that hurt?
It probably hurts bad, no?
you can take it
it's the blubber
it's like a ripple, like
boom boom boom boom
it's like, it's like a ripple
it's like a ripple
it's like a ripple
It's not even close.
And it...it...it...it...
He had the low now.
He's here to put the machine on.
He's just gonna run and shoot to the right.
He's shift to the right.
We need help on our side.
We need help on our side.
Start trying.
Where did he go?
I don't know.
I don't see anything.
I don't see anything.
I missed.
He had the low now.
Whoa!
Oh wait.
That's crazy.
How did he see that?
We need help on our side, we need help on our side, stop time.
Peaceful rocks it.
Yeah, brother's gonna block the, um, with pepper.
I didn't get a point of who's a dynamic in the war.
Look at this.
What a picture guys.
Listen, you're making history.
You're making history.
Shane.
Shane.
Shady! Shady! Shady!
It's been a long history!
Shady! Shady!
Joe, I always have to fly backwards.
I don't know if that meant, like, um, like...
Shady! Shady!
Shady! Shady!
Shady! Shady!
Shady! Shady!
Shady! Shady!
I can't.
I see him.
Check.
The ring is not ringing.
The game is gone.
We're gonna try and get that speaker if we have an opportunity.
If I was talking here, I got the rest team coming the all-way, three here.
You lay it down, give them some covers, because that's who we're going after.
Don't let this escalate. This is escalated enough.
This is escalated enough.
It's like I have to wash another guy's hand in the radio backpack,
and if I telephone, they go,
Yo yo when he needs him done, look he's got the fucking, he's got the fucking whole radio back and shit, look at what he's got.
The sweet preacher back!
We are first, we have to come across the Colfax, they're telling us it's a very large detention
from the back, toward the east, so just watch yourself, and pray vocal.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna get reinforcements, set up another arrest team.
Yeah?
This is one.
Yeah, I got that one.
I'm going through the instigators with microphones.
First one.
Yeah?
First one.
We just want peace. We don't want to fight.
We just want peace. We don't want to fight.
That's what you're talking about, that's what you're talking about!
Hey but yeah,
everyone here...
So why don't you do that at a park or some shit?
Why don't you do it in the middle of the street though?
The lawfulers are not the way everyone puts this word.
It must be all six thousand from North Carolina.
The lawfulers are the way.
The park's applied to a town called North Carolina.
We're working small groups peeling off salt.
I think it's as reinforcements get there from North Carolina.
There's a group of about 15 in black.
We kind of want to keep an eye on them.
As police waited for reinforcements,
a small group of protesters broke away
from the larger crowd.
Officers didn't realize it yet,
but that group would soon become
the biggest challenge of the day.
That's right.
Everybody, everybody, everybody's on the line.
If I have that, I can't see any,
I can't see cars that would nobody in the city.
We're gonna have drivers in these states
if we push that car.
We don't want to leave any cars behind.
If you are a driver of a vehicle, you should not be on the line, you should be at the stand of your car.
As you can move as we move.
We have all two set.
Now they're ready. Smoke.
Is that a roof stick?
Oh, come on!
Oh, come on!
Oh, come on!
Oh, come on!
Oh, come on!
Looks like they have a way to be called.
I don't know what to worry about that bad guy.
Oh, my God!
Everyone's keep pushing. Push now.
The officers finally spot their moment to put their plan into action, relocate the main
instigators and look at take them down.
I miss my f***ing eyes, man.
I'm a journalist, man. I'm not doing nothing.
I'm not interfering.
I'm just walking, man. I'm not doing nothing.
I'm a journalist, man. I'm just doing nothing.
I'm just another party.
I'm a journalist, man.
I'm trying to be honest, man.
He's depressed.
We've got a child on his phone.
We're having a twin line life.
Oh no, the press, I'm gonna fucking press, I'm gonna press it.
What am I gonna do, I'm gonna fire?
I'm gonna fight him!
I'm gonna fight him!
Give me your hand!
Stop!
Leave!
I'm gonna hit you!
I think I like the motor horse version better than the axons.
They give a sharper image.
Everything I have on me is for self-defense.
I'm wearing some of my mask.
What?
Look what I got myself into.
What exactly did I see though?
I think we're going to get a strike down there.
Wait, what?
It's running around here.
I didn't do anything.
We're not going to hold you out of the room.
You're going to run?
Yeah, I'm going to run.
I'm going to go back to my car and see if I can get out of here.
Jack
My team is that we're doing this and I woke up shit
These shoes
Well, nobody's going to read that shit, but nobody's going to read it.
I can't read it.
Even if I couldn't read it, I wouldn't be able to read this shit.
She's not going to read that.
That was under my mail a little bit.
After the main instigators were taken down the crowd slowly started to break down by 8.30
that night 14 people had been arrested and the confrontation West Colfax was over but
the group the drone spotted breaking off earlier wasn't done at 9.30 that night they made the
highway police were already staged and waiting a similar scene played out and another 21 people
ended up in so it's not a mini bro right where I live it we had this shit and
the rest of every wall they had they leave they circle the spot they blocked
it with buses and they put in the buses they have it was like hundreds at once
buddy but I'm from the air weed them down like they could do it if they
want you. Hello, hello, hello. Hello guys.
on your website server.
Oh, the server?
No, I've been yelled at.
I've been yelled at, yeah.
All right.
Anyway, so.
I vote here.
I vote yes.
So what are our magistrates?
Guys?
OK.
Only our readers.
In America last.
Just the two?
Well, no.
No way through.
is in the middle. Brazil. Brazil, United and then US. Let me go find those rosters.
Technically look at the VC chat and then see like all of them in chat right now.
Yeah, let me go. I was embarrassed. Brazil was in a 14 hour call yesterday.
Yeah, they've been practicing nonstop yesterday.
Okay.
Doesn't scare me.
The South American teams take the game seriously.
Oh, Lee.
We're playing the I.O. yesterday for six hours.
Can you look at my settings on stream?
Just tell me what's it fixed.
Yeah, sure. Let me pull it up.
One.
Is it just one? All right.
This is fine.
Let's go down.
If you want to try frame gen it's not bad in this game. Yeah
What is that background FPS cap, yeah, that's fine. Just go down
Turn shadow detail high
Wait so lowering the shadow detail makes it worse
No, no, but you can see people around corners with shadows on
that's basically it everything else should be fine I have my shadows Lou am I
just reset my game after I can build all really quick here we can go with my
all okay are we scared of any teams any good just be honest I never been
scared in a tournament I think best teams are us and then America or team
United States. I think Brazil is pretty decent. I don't know many of the players though.
What happened to Sherpa? Sherpa is just sleeping. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean by that?
Look at the clock, look at the clock, look at the clock. Is he just sleeping? Is he sleeping?
He's just he's on the way so most nice job. Nice job. Nice job
The term doesn't start until 30 minutes, so we still time
No, you guys know what high-pack DLC from your steam is whatever that means
Oh the
When you're loading the game, I think you can turn it off. Oh
Yeah, I'll probably have to turn that off. Yeah
Yeah, I don't shit it's a little bit of a minute
Yeah, probably just too close
Hey, yo.
When we actually get going, I'll be better about telling you guys when they're going
to go fast versus...
Sure.
That would be helpful.
Fanfan and Doki, what do you guys want to play, by the way?
What are your guys' strongest supports?
I can play...
I'm minor
Mantis
Doki plays gambit though
That's fine, that's fine.
So Doki, you play low key in here.
Yeah, yeah.
That's so far.
All right, sick.
Yeah, it's practicing the last two days
and on all the supports.
But Fanfan, you play Mantis, right?
Yeah.
Fine, OK, sick.
All right, good.
I would really love to just be told what to play.
That would be like ideal for me.
Yeah, yeah, we could do that.
I think the main thing is like, I
want to see how comfortable we can
get one on like certain things right they're gonna go they're gonna go fast
here I think I'm gonna have some portals yeah we're not close okay okay I'm gonna
get the two levels I keep you wrong
I'm pretty much down a lot like crazy.
Oh my God. There's three guys in us. Three men.
Yeah. I think when we have, don't worry we have our team.
We can feel this much more easily.
Uh, Groot, if it's skin, where's that, where, how?
What, what did you say?
Oh wait, was that not muted?
Oh. No, I think it might cut out.
No, I think it might cut out.
I
Can translate if you would like
Shining open as admin
So what is your goose skin on this?
In this?
Okay, I'm here.
I didn't get no.
So we've got two from Quebec, three from BC, Armory, where are you?
I'm in Toronto.
You're in Ontario?
I'm in Toronto.
Okay
Mine's just Fox, okay, FAU WKZ
Oh my god, my yellow curfew is gone.
XCC, what's your thingy thing?
It's PVC.
I added.
Awesome.
Very nice.
What's the symbol within your name?
fan something that's fan in Chinese Chinese my fan yeah that's hard hard
I'm born besides squirrel girl what else can you play I could play name or when
she hits the fan name or have you played Ultram before nope never in my life I
played rocket before I'm hot no I'm a small girl demon X count tell them now
Yeah, there's got to throw nuts just me
No, I believe you I believe you I'm just trying to think of like what we can play right and like things like that X
What X what do you play? I?
Better play Groot and strange I could play a little bit of a magneto and shit, but it's not great
Right
What you play Groot Groot strange
from overwatch so like that actually makes that actually makes band phase a
lot easier
or more yeah like what we can band drums
I can do drums
drums
oh I can play catabohms
okay captain is hard meta right now
especially if we have a Luna yeah would be bad if we're on solo tank though
No, not if we're on triple, okay?
It would be like if we if we throw X on Stranger Mag and we're on triple and we're playing like squirrel girl with like sure for like Star Lord
We'd be fine
Okay, who else is this? We should try we should try different iterations like I want to try
Sure for plays a lot
all good I definitely I want to try like solo tank my cap is like my cap I wake up
better why not team USA wait next place group you play why are you not
I'm too nervous about you. Why not be so strong?
Why if sure for a cop on Cyclops, you know just combo grew all Cyclops one tap everybody, you know, yeah
I think you put it in his
I mean that character is like drool on your keyboard easy like
So do does everybody hear a frame gen on I don't
I know some people who do play why yeah some some some my players have it on but most most have it off
some of you play with me some of your players like the players for my protein all right
What was that whole thing about, like, we can't be a discord for the game?
Well, that's me.
That's just me.
That's just me.
What are you talking about?
You don't use this, right?
Use the Indian Comments?
No, no, no.
Like, the tournament organizers don't want coaches in the VC while you're at it.
Oh, yeah, of course not.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah.
But he can just run in between the two rounds.
Yeah.
So we don't have to think about the band line.
Like, you can do it.
Yeah.
So it's like, once bands are done, I just leave.
You're relieved of duty.
Sorry, soldier.
I can't FES because I really have low-cap FES,
then inconsistent, like, high-fist.
Wait, so, so guys, in order our schedule is what?
who who who I can copy paste it to you yeah please
apparently America has flats holy shit or yet yet yeah they got flats in
Kingsman what if I joined this guy we've got the aura full body shells
Just make up wow great good late move Lee. Oh, I got my coffee in
All right, don't you know before after you make up you have to wait a little bit of time
No, actually, it's important to drink coffee on an empty stomach
So you actually get all the caffeination early on because we eat food before caffeine it actually slows the music
Yeah, but you have to wait those that's about time though. Everybody's very bright and clear the like the
The the actually there's no point of waiting for caffeine because caffeine has this half-life that goes out throughout the day
So waiting actually means you don't get the full benefit of the caffeine so it's better to roll wrong wrong wrong
Is this the mission return of that caffeine debate happening?
Is it as the mission returns this I think you're as nice on being maxing caffeine input
No, that's like a cocaine in my whole life
I just drink double the amount of caffeine on turn of the days always
How's the market you can you can get the caffeine gum you can get the caffeine pills
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
So what is it start I mean, I think
We don't know yet
It might be late in 20. It's gonna be late. No, it's gonna be longer. I'm gonna do a ranked game them budget. Okay
Wait, we're going to play.
Well, I'm so low on my shaders.
Um, question.
Fox, a super resolution mode.
You keep it on native or you turn it down?
Which which which mode?
Super resolution mode.
The setting.
Let me go.
Super resolution mode.
I have it on ultra performance.
OK.
And then I have super resolution sharpening at zero.
Chad, where's the attention?
Let's do it. I'm sending you guys the I'm sending you guys the team fucking drink
The what's it called the stream together if you guys want to join link in the chat
I'd like to add this or bubbles. Yeah bubbles or not. I
Have bubbles. I got it
Yes, I'm at the beach
I'm at the beach.
Is this LARP?
Wait!
Yep, this is LARP.
You're on Oka Beach.
All LARP.
That's QCL.
I love Groot.
Wait, what?
I was telling you to claim my juice.
He was not here last time.
That one's here.
Isn't it Groot?
Why?
Are you just missing one more?
Ever since you're coming?
Yeah.
I think his shaders are loading.
Almost done.
I'm at 90.
Uh, oh wait.
Okay, I should report this.
Oh yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that's true.
Okay, okay.
Okay, what content do we want to try first?
Do we want to try solo tank with triple support?
Or...
Yeah, let's, yeah, we can try that.
That'd be a good start.
Can we try triple with, like, Gambit Loki?
Wait, is this a quick matchup?
No, no, no, no, no, because it'll probably be like a, it'll probably be like a game, like a Luna Mantis, uh, Luna Mantis.
It is a quick match!
Or like a Luna Mantis Rocket, right? Or like Loki Mantis Rocket. Like any of those.
Right?
Armory, you don't play Loki at all, right?
I play a lot of Loki.
Oh, you do play Loki? Okay, okay.
Loki.
Alright.
But I won NA on Loki.
Alright.
Oh, that's right. Yeah, because Corobid doesn't play Loki. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, we're looking better we fixed it
Yeah, so I'll just mainly I'll mainly damage boost
You bet I didn't even play again
Groot ideally
Yeah, me and she was a little on the big stage in front of big crowds Roger boy
Yeah, and crimson. Yeah, are you sure? Yeah, I'm gonna come so yeah
That's my husband.
Was it?
Yes, actually, my husband.
Oh, shit.
What is this?
It's a rocker. It's one of the least liked payload maps.
This is incredibly...
I really care like can we think but on the left there's a big pit you have to care like getting full up
I'm on the map here.
I'm on the cart.
I'm on her as well.
What the f**k is this?
We can drop here and pressure point.
What content tax we need for us?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm running high ground. I'm flanking now.
I'm walking.
I
Cause the map is different, they're always in goal, you know what I mean?
They're gonna start mo'ing.
I don't see.
They're gonna start mo'ing.
I don't see.
I don't see.
I don't see.
Can we walk forward?
No!
I'm walking up.
I'm walking up.
Click up, click up, click up, click up, click up, click up.
Click up, click up, click up.
3, 2, 1.
3, 2, 1.
one
They use a lot of this lot though
I mean people on old Nevada
Does he have a walk line
Oh, I thought you knew.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He has a more climb and hang.
He's low, he's low.
Let's walk up to Lunal if we need.
What is that?
Let's go.
We're going to Lunal first here, welcome.
Okay, I can scroll this.
We can like really play aggro.
I have a dino up there, dino up there.
Pop here all if you need, let's walk up.
I don't need a dino.
I'm behind us.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, you're on the roof.
It's like club low.
Is this like club?
Yeah, I'm on game low.
Nice.
Try that.
Push up.
That goes one.
Yeah, I'm turning down.
I'm on cap side.
Nice one.
Nice sleep.
They know the way are stuck.
Water, don't worry.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Nice.
Are we taking this seriously?
I feel like I'm just playing like, like three, like, carsnaps.
Are these your players?
I think...
Make sure you don't make it go earlier than group.
Yeah?
That skinny bd.
I don't know.
I think...
I'm walking up, I'm walking up, I'm walking up.
That's one.
Walk up, walk up, I'm looking, I'm looking.
That's not behind us.
Cross, Lovie.
Turn one, turn one.
Someone on point.
Lovie on point.
Okay, I'm moving.
Okay, I'm moving.
What are they having, support ults?
They're close.
Luna, they're going to have DD Storm Bina, which is really scary for us.
If you go early they might not have a support over you I can flank when you walk I can I can hit it from behind
I limp you
Yeah
Low key site right now guys D.D. behind D.D. here
Yep, I'm still with you
We could die one
It was DD storm, I mean I miss one
One on my left.
I'm going down.
Nice one.
Dino has ult there.
Cyclops, I got one.
Cyclops one on height, I killed him.
Do we get Dino on this?
Yeah, he's one, he's one, he's one.
Do you need Dino?
Get Dino, get Dino.
Nice, nice.
Get out of the opener.
Top left, Cyclops?
No, it's not right.
They're down, they're down.
Let's head, storm storm, get storm storm, she had the push ups.
Wait, they're as normal as soon again.
I think they are.
Oh, they are.
Nice.
On me?
Yeah, everyone
Doki do you play do you play white fox? Yeah, I can play white fox
Okay, yeah, the people always forget that let's forget that
Who
Try and get our more it can be usually much
They always ready to play the game, but they're saving an object when I'm bleeding.
Every, every claw I've ever fucking hold.
If you're able to play Ultron for us, I think we have a really strong team.
I am him.
Beating everybody in the sternum.
Thanks, I wasn't bread and butter.
I think my freaking mic wasn't working out in time.
Yeah, I mean, even if it was working out in time.
I thought I was getting ignored sometimes.
Hopefully I just forwarded it and added another.
No, I think I think it's my my mic is this old fuck at this point. I think I've had
You've got you said they'll be on the other motor so you can mute up and then do all that
Okay, I'm amazing bread and butter
Eat some bread and butter
It's fucking trillionaire
The snack is just a quick
quick bread and butter.
All the difference.
So with Ultron, would I also play Mantis?
Yeah, can we go?
Can we go like, um,
Surf War, you pick whatever you want.
Or more, you want to play like Tank Pool or Mag?
Tank Pool or Emma.
My Mag is bad.
My Mag is bad.
Go Emma, go Emma, go Emma, yeah.
And then Doki, can you go like Luna?
And then, uh, Warren, can you play Ultron?
And just see if you, see if it's, it's like comfortable.
If it's not comfortable, then it's like it's not.
just like the Mina. Yeah, it's just he was too strong, right? Put one on your back line,
put one on X, right? Move one around from who's ever taken damage. And then like super
easy beam to hit play low. Yeah, this is going to be diabolically selfish. I just don't find
any other character fun in this game. But do you want to win one? Oh, I went on Xtelen,
He's getting butter and toast.
My weedie.
The one what happened in the overwatch tournament?
I was owning.
The battle starts in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
I'll call you.
You need to stop that vehicle.
Taking off for a second.
I'm just messing with my-
Give it.
Hello.
They've got pun, gambit, Ben on my thing.
Let me see Rhinos.
Rhinos.
How about Trunks?
He's still hiding there.
Free Ben, freeze.
They do not have a tank.
I'm just gonna walk out.
It might be troll.
It might be troll.
If he doesn't know how to play.
One just try like your shift will give you over health and give you a bunch of movement and then
Just make sure when somebody goes on you you just can't like control
that red is actually on us
they're four people
oh okay this is probably a bad practice
I mean is it gonna give us
They're getting people. Yeah, I might get banned actually. I leave quick play all the time.
Looking, looking.
Oh my god.
oh my god
why am i ready to leave?
no, no
hold on to me
okay, okay, okay, okay
why is that you get burns appear no I didn't eat in the oh you're dead you're
dead you can teleport back
I'm gonna back up. Oh, no, I'm not.
Okay. If I die, I'll...
I'm leaving all the way.
Oh, we'll always do... You know you meant to fly.
I'm right. I'm available.
He's waiting for my arm.
I love my ammo. That's strange.
But honestly it doesn't really matter.
This team is not having fun.
Yeah.
We'll have to have more fun than this though.
I mean are we having fun?
That's true.
That's true.
Yeah.
Okay.
of course you're having fun
what?
excellent forms do you notice?
feeding up little kids
the more fun can that get
regal butter and maybe some jam or some
honey or just butter but maybe some cheese too
half a song and butter
no you can't hit that one
it's just, it's just, uh, body
let your body shine
Ha, he jumped!
Thank you!
Blegh!
Oh nice!
Yeah!
so fun to be one will no longer be long again let's be awesome that was like
this is my class game a bit of a tough you just got off of this 50-hour work
week you just want to look all the job at those parties kids and you guys are
fucking sick stacking and quick play
like he looks really good
I
But he's a snooze fast my gosh put me on the squirrel
Yeah
Like
Everybody
Okay, but like we're not going to win on the score believe it
I believe in you. That's why I believe in your ability to flex to other characters.
What's the enticement of Squirrels in this game?
Don't grab smelly.
Squirrels not.
I guess you're just better off.
How to solve them.
There's no sort of Devaw girls in this game.
like like more I'm totally good I'm totally fine just like letting you play
squirrel if like everybody's okay comfortable with it I just don't know
if it's like competitive even even if it's like your best character yeah my
squirrel is dirty unless they have flankers and then I go name one that's
usually the formula for winning what do you get what do you guys think I'm not
again I'm just I'm here like to help you guys I don't want to be I don't want to
a dictator so I will be all the responsibility on the captain who's the
captain man and I will be I will dictate if need get all right should I
use again yeah yeah play one more then we can we'll let him play squirrel
it'll be another like sure for I you say you play wool right can we try to get
you I can play yeah yeah we can do it we can do like a 222
get an X, X, a game on cat.
What am I playing this game?
You can play Squirrel. Play Squirrel in a War.
Okay, and then, uh, sure for you,
you wanna play Wolf, and then Armory.
Can you play Tankwool and Cat, and then, uh, X,
so you play Cat?
Yeah.
And then Doki, you can play Luna,
and Fanfan, you can play, um...
Luna, dude.
Do you play White Fox Fanfan?
No, you don't, right?
I can just walk in there, sadly.
Oh, yeah, well, what do you want to play what you folks and then
Well come on there
Yeah
He's nuts
I don't know.
Oh yes?
Yes?
It's quite what?
They have star, Venom.
Venom going to you, we can mark him.
Venom here.
Yeah, I'm gonna need to...
Oh, you just need that.
Hey, Maga.
Oh, my god, there's...
Copy, copy.
I can't take it.
It's high-light behind us, right side.
Go dash.
Are you okay?
Oh, I have a second health sign.
Okay.
low on point.
Thanks.
She's gonna stay.
Uh, trap their backline.
Let me click here
They said they send fixes some I can almost man. Yeah, I'm not too nice. I'm going on cloak
I force her all we have after
I
I need help
I'm getting lined up. I'm getting close
Use one of your games, I think.
Oh fuck!
I have spells.
I'm gonna engage.
I'm gonna get bombed.
I got bombed!
What?
Are we gonna get one of them?
Oh, Runex!
You're so bad.
Yeah, I'm playing.
I
Have style of anything
Yeah
Save your
After I land you freeze him
Yeah, if you have Fuse and you hit it, just call it or I'll nut it.
I'm trying, I still use my die.
They're down, let's walk, let's walk, let's walk.
Pushy pushy pushy.
I'm high.
Nice.
I'm very nice.
Okay, I pushy.
He's up there, he's up there.
I'm in the bubble.
He's back on, shooting back, I'm below.
I'm low.
And I'm looking to die.
I'm in.
I'm in.
You can freeze him.
No, I'll do after them.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Nice.
Let's say we get it.
Back up, back up.
Back up.
Okay, we're gonna go with my own here. We're gonna turn we're gonna go with my own, okay?
Yeah, okay.
I got baited in.
I got the Elsa. I got the Elsa.
Uh, Venom's in. Venom's in.
Chat, chat.
That character was frost.
I'm on there. I'm on there.
They're down.
Alright, I'll get it.
Huge.
Nice.
I
Can scroll out there walk up here
I'm gonna sit top left and scroll their back line. You can you guys be?
Yeah, I can get it. Okay. Those skins are very good. If you think I'll let you heal
Yeah, let me get the big car.
We're close to our Luna, close to our Luna.
I'm shooting you X.
Back up, back up, back up.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
Nice, I push you.
Okay, mangle it.
I'm going to walk you guys.
Oh, we're so fucked.
We're too far.
I'm gonna walk you guys.
Oh, we're so fucked.
That is so strong, my god.
They fucked.
Lunasai, Mac.
So screwed.
Are they out-salted, then?
Yeah.
Yeah, out-salted.
Shrevoz, are you my god?
Let's walk right side. Walk right side.
I got honey to go right.
Come right, come right.
I'm ready to go. Ready? 3, 2, 1.
We can make my own here.
I'm holding this.
Oh.
Okay.
Fuck.
Oh
What
They're both ankles, that's it
Don't like me so what are we here?
I can walk him a scroll okay guys. Yeah
I will bet it over you then I learned that this alt I just use it when I yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
That's why but if you guys want to go for a Cyclops strange combo just tell me and I won't use mine
We really have to clear the tankles here. We need to make our support ults.
They still make support ults.
Take damage, Jax, okay?
Nice, fake, good pick.
I'm breaking, I'm breaking, I'm breaking, I'm breaking.
I broke it, I broke it.
Yeah, yeah, you can kill it.
It's like, it's like Bob.
Looking back on.
She's blind.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Okay.
They might group my combo. They might group my combo.
You can still hold. We just need to shield it. Okay.
Can I farm? She rolls and then we like...
Nice kill.
I have. I have. I have. I'm going in.
No, it's in their back line
I'm gonna go early on my cycle. Yeah, Maggle with group. That's it. It's not shit
Okay, what's for 20 speed, how you?
67.
Vegetables don't have phones.
Onion rings.
Watch the right side.
The thing's gone.
They have six holes, bud.
They have six holes.
Pressure and force with use.
Yeah, just be ready to lunnel whenever
and then try and shield the map.
Really important.
I don't know, I grew weak, grew weak.
I grew really low.
I'm close to my north, dude.
That's pretty nice.
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god.
It's broken.
It's broken.
Are you good?
I got him, I got him, I got him.
What am I doing?
They double, they double, they double.
They double up, yep.
Just do whatever you can to die.
Fart.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I almost did.
What?
That's very good.
Nice job, guys.
These, literally, all the roads.
Wait, did they also?
No, they didn't.
Okay, only also.
So, I'm gonna hit far left flank and all behind them on back lane.
You just walk like, aggressive.
Not to be.
Okay.
I can't stop it.
That's a warning.
That's a warning.
That's a warning.
I'm ready when I'm hurt.
Yeah, play.
But can you look for Cyclops ult to force the base cooldown?
Yeah.
I'm ready when you want it.
I know we should have seen it at the same time.
I'm walking out.
I'm walking out.
3, 2, 1.
Popping.
Rocks.
We're really low on health.
Magged.
Yeah.
There you go.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah.
He didn't say.
Yay.
Don't worry, what we might do is, if X ever gets his group band and he's on like Stranger, Mag, or Emma or something like this and you're playing Tankle, we might just flake you.
Jammer man of fortune.
Okay, I would love that. I'd love this character so much.
Henry Avelisa, you're at 1994.
No. Vegetables don't have phones.
Fanfan, how comfortable are you on white property? If we swap them in Loki, would that be more comfortable or less comfortable than what you guys just did?
Less comfortable for Shackle.
Onion rings.
It won't be less? Okay.
Yeah.
I haven't played too much white fogs.
Excuse me, there's like a soundboard there.
I know.
Why does he just keep talking about vegetables?
Onion rings!
Did it?
Did it?
Visual headphones, onion rings.
What time do you play this?
Well, they're apparently going overtime, so it depends on when EU ends.
Okay, do you guys want to play one more and then we play like a gambit map?
Yeah, I'm just gonna run through the bathroom almost.
Yeah, I gotta pee too, I'll bring it back.
Does that mean the onion is trying to ring the vegetable?
Yeah, well.
That doesn't have a phone?
No, no, because the onion is invisible.
You get it?
Yeah, but who's the onion ring you did?
You should ring the onion rings.
He's just ringing it.
He's ringing the phone, is it?
I took my grandma's phone.
Wait, so the onion's the phone?
No, is that he's just ringing it?
He's calling it.
So he's using a phone?
Exactly.
But who's he calling?
What does it matter? Because, because Vigil's on high phones, so it's not meant to have a phone.
Well for it to ring he had to have phoned a number.
Well that's the whole point, he's not supposed to be phoning, but he's phoning his Vigil's on high phones. It's irony.
So is he phoning the fruit?
Bro, bro, he's just phoning it, that's it.
Who's he phoning?
It doesn't matter who's phoning it, it's the fact that he is.
Well it does matter, because he has to call someone.
I know it doesn't.
Is he ringing?
He has to call someone to ring the phone.
The joke is that he isn't meant to have a phone.
Wait, but he's an onion ring.
No.
Onion rings top five worst of all time.
He's not an onion ring.
Anyways, Chef, can I get a point?
He's doing an onion ring.
But he's ringing.
It sounds like he's going to need to play on the words with ring.
So he's not phoning anyone.
Uh, Docmall.
Oh, okay.
They're in the final round of EMEA.
What's EMEA?
Uh, the other region.
Oh, that's uh, Americas?
No, that's Europe. That's Europe, Middle East.
go ahead and Africa yeah when I snuck this oh how do I get the how do I get
the matter daddy.
Good one.
Got fired today.
Okay, how do I get these?
The strange skin.
I'll go ahead and go ahead.
Peanut, at the same time?
Just got to pop the balloons, bro.
It's RNG.
It's Gamba.
Max win.
Get it first try.
I like that one.
Oh, I get it.
Skin for strange?
Yeah.
Did you get it first try?
I had burnt peanut there.
Yeah, we should get sure for a star or game or something like that. I think yeah, we should
get sure for us. So we're changing. Okay. I'm leaving a
strange scan. Where's it? It's in if you go to events. It
should be in volume trace. Volume dose. It should be in
there somewhere. Oh, no, sorry, store. If you go to store,
and then you go to. Don't ask me, I just work here. Hop and
win it's in there the Emma skin and the strange skin are both in there X you
want to do a math quiz if we do a game should I run cloak vegetables don't
play golf potato chips
Yeah, this one's not as good, sorry. I'll try again.
Shipping is a goal.
Oh, okay. I don't know the chat.
Yeah, that one was...
Did that come from your from chat?
I made that one last time.
I made that one up, but that was... it's not good, I'm sorry.
What am I playing? Coach, help.
No, no, I actually made that one. I made it that one. I promise.
Coach, can you do...
Boss?
Coach not here, we have to coach ourselves.
No, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, I was muted, I was muted.
Yeah, sorry.
Armory, can you go, can you go, uh, Emma?
Cross the skins, Ken Gamble, love the blues!
And then, if you get to shoot, hit a game on Sue.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You're out, so try and duck.
Look at that, Ken Gamble.
Oh, wow, that's a game on Sue.
Yeah, no, Sue's good, Sue's good, Sue's good.
He's seriously.
Yeah, Sue's good.
What'd you say, Mornich?
Hey, tell her, Namor, not a combo anymore?
No, not really.
The other hits, Ken's in the game are just so much stronger than them.
Oh, trust me.
Yeah, it's like Cyclops, Elsa, Bucky, Star-Lord. That's kind of all that's playing right now.
Oh my god.
Most teams don't like to opt into the game at Loki, because it's hard.
We're down one. We're down one.
I'm backing the plan.
You're fine. You're fine.
We're down one.
Maybe go trade out.
Just so we have a point.
They have to come and does.
I'm not charged.
I'm looking for you.
You're pretty shabby.
I'm breaking it.
Ouch.
I
I'll let you die. Punisher week. I guess he's not gonna wait.
No, he doesn't. He'll still.
Oh!
Uh, I'm coming back.
What the hell?
That's one. That's one. That's one.
Oh my God, he's gonna heal.
I don't know what you're doing.
Oh, the Jeff.
I'm gonna look for something.
I have more jokes, but you have to do it.
Yeah, the whole team mr.. Whole team mr.. Whole team mr.. Whole team
I stopped for me. It's all good
Yep
I want to keep
I'm okay. I'm okay. She's still alive. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, we should save all for next
What the
We got jelly bean thing
No jelly peanuts
I am. Yeah, X and a and warning sure for you. Remember, I don't know how much rivals you
guys plays, but the Alts transfer over from round to round since we're playing Dom. So
Alright, this is a good one, that's late.
No, that was such a good one.
Jeff, you can't be...
I'm not Jeff, sorry.
Warren, you can use your Namor whale to kill the Jeff alt.
Okay, while I'm in it...
No, so...
Jeff, I'll chew a brown worm!
And these don't have big jelly peanuts.
So like, Warren, when Jeff pops alt, right, there's like circle pops on the ground of like where he's gonna eat.
In the very center of it and pop it even if you get eaten
Yeah
We just go for gambit early
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Tap some point at the moment. Just poking him.
Don't break it. Don't break it. Don't break it. Yo rappers don't alphabetically jay-z because
Why explain she can't farm energy off the clones. Oh, I didn't know yeah, okay. Yo, we do it's like my Zarya charge
Yeah, we should look for it here.
Look at us, look at us.
I'm baiting them in.
It's big, it's big.
It's huge, it's huge.
It's huge.
It's nice.
It's nice.
Good luck.
You got nothing to lose me.
I have ult soon too.
I have ult soon too.
Chill, chill, chill.
They're, they're, we're even, we're even.
I'm, I'm 95 on mine, okay?
Help me make mine and I can ult.
I might get sucked.
I'm sucked, I'm sucked.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead today. I know I'm sucking them back
There
I'm dead here. Goodbye. Well, no you did
Check imagine all
They're gonna have rocket
Uh, any Zolt?
Pella maybe.
It's just really hard to kill him.
OK.
Domino top right, Wrangles, we've got to walk.
OK.
3, 2, 1, walking.
OK, come here.
Oh, I put in Pella.
We're turning cap right now.
Turning cap.
Yeah, cap is.
I've got him.
Hello, low on point.
Hello, absolute on point, dead.
OK.
I can flip point.
You guys start walking though, because they're
going to push through the way.
She gets red.
She gets red.
She gets red.
Breathe in.
Oh my god, that aimer!
Looking at their B line.
Am I dead?
Am this woman dead?
Am this woman dead?
Wait, what?
I don't think he got anyone.
Yeah, he's got me, he's got me.
Oh, okay.
No, he's got me.
No, he's got me.
He's got me.
Am I dead?
Am I dead?
Am I dead?
Am I dead?
Am I dead?
Am I dead?
Am I dead?
Rock it all there in white box now. They've got hella
Hello
I've got wayland two seconds almost have our group combo care they have all it here. Okay
It does the stun her, she has cc immunity at her all.
If you damage to her though, so like if we're trying to kill her, it would be like okay.
Okay, okay, I'm fucking...
What's hitting me? I don't even know.
It's him.
Awwww.
I know it's guys.
You gotta look up, bro.
Kay, like people only...
Gamers can't look up.
You said you said that you're you're not really comfortable playing rocket, right?
No, I can I can I just I don't know why I'm really bad at rock pigs
Don't go to the clubs bacon strips
In my game.
I mean, we can always just ban Rocket, you know, they have a new support.
We don't really have to, like, buy it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was fun.
Well, that's the thing, like, these teams are probably going to get the value.
From what we've seen, most of the teams, like, their sandbags are on support rather than other roles.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I know.
And, like, our backline is probably best in this tournament.
Exactly.
Just ban Rocket.
They're insane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what I'm at least thinking of doing right now is like
Cryoing Exxon Crew 67, right? And then either just protecting Mantis and letting him solo
tank or and put our Mori on support or protecting Gambit and letting Doki carry on Gambit.
Right? And sure for you'll probably just be going around between like Cyclops.
We should definitely ban Loki if I'm playing Gambit.
Yeah, that's the thing, Doki, I don't think these teams are going to be good enough to
play that yeah it's like most pro teams don't even like playing it then I just
see it in my time in ring I got paranoia about that shit yeah it could be an
issue but I don't think we'll run into it very often and that's like the back
line because again Loki's hard Gambit's hard
If you think the other team won't play Loki, then I'm sorry.
Bye!
I think I'm gonna love you.
No, I hear you, I hear you.
Can you guys look at the Team Canada chat?
Yeah.
All right.
Can you say...
I can customize him!
Yeah, hello?
Maba, maba, maba.
You're very kind.
You're very good.
Jaden, this is gonna be the money.
I didn't finish the sentence.
Ew!
What the hell, no!
Yeah, I'm so happy we have Fox, bro. I'm so happy.
I was like, I was so confused because I was looking at, I was watching the matches because
I know that's the schedule. I was like, why is there seven players on the
creators? I was like, why is there seven? And then I found out like, oh, thank you for
allowing.
Yeah, I actually think, I actually think USA is a pretty easy team to ban against.
to ban against them. I kind of agree. Yeah. They have a lot of inflexible players. What
order out of like these three? Okay, but we have to figure out this first. I do this.
I don't know. Oh, Doki, I had like a, I had some. I do like that or that's what I would
do. Yeah, yeah, but they put that they were practicing as a full team like today. So that's
Yeah, I've got one of my managers figuring out what like the Brazilians actually play and then and then I can figure something out
Are we against Team America's first?
Oh, the Team America. Isn't it Brazil first?
Yeah, on the Star GG, it says Brown 1 Brazil.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
I got a Brazil jersey on right now too.
Yeah, it's Brazil, then America United, and then they say USA Canada for last.
It's opposite in the
Discord it says we play on the discord really yeah, it says we play a mare united first and then
Public
I don't know either. Do we know the bands for?
Yeah, yeah
For America United I have one. I want these ones there. Yeah, I'm just waiting on information on Brazil
Well, I don't know what's right. I don't know if it starts at GD.
Well, I guess we'll find out.
Admin Town, Admin Town.
Old VFX?
Is there a staff tag and be like, who's playing first? Who are we playing first?
Chef Ricardo, look at how they have all read it. It kind of fits his vibe, you know?
The other side is red. Otherwise it's DMCA. If I'm more red, I'm DMC'ing the shit. It should be red.
On the team here. Opposite chat.
If you don't ban Rocket, I can go Rocket. Like I wouldn't want to put Doki on Rocket.
So what if I brace that set?
If Rocket gets through, I could just go Rocket.
But Rocket is fucking not broken.
Is that just a miracle, guys?
That's America United's hero pools, guys.
All right, cute
It looks like we might be like
Please post a mirror and I think we're just better on the mirror. No, yeah, I agree
Bad that guy. There's yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Like this is this is probably what we would do is
What this
Oh my God!
Okay.
Okay.
Really?
Y'all let Jeff choose it!
That's what I would do.
That's it.
You think...
I think, wait, here?
Yeah, I don't care about that character.
I don't care about that character.
Really?
Yeah, I don't.
It's hand-less.
But I don't think it's that strong, though.
I think if we can put sure for better characters, I think that's a crutch character for a lot
of hitscans right now.
I don't think it's that strong, I don't think it's that strong, yeah, it's gonna be fire.
No, I'm actually so, I'm actually so happy you were here because I was stressed the fuck
out today being like oh my god I don't know if I can make these decisions I'm gonna feel
so bad.
Look, when he barks, I can reload it.
I hope you're ready to not.
I'm not totally fine being blamed, that's all right guys.
If he goes to our coaches, it's Fox from Swamp Phoenix.
I can add if he can't, so I'm barking.
It's our cap.
No more reloading.
See that?
It's bark, water, reload.
Bark water now can shoot it. Now you look at this
Look welcome to the jungle pockets
It's a lot faster.
I don't know.
I just figured out a new skin jacket.
Look, look, look at this.
As soon as it barks, I cancel my reload.
So we do play America United first.
OK.
OK, OK.
I knew it.
All right.
Dark GT was run.
It always was.
That's three.
Surely, Sterner.
Guys, I practically brought it in practice range.
Yo, can you make your skin red so we match?
Wait, we're making all red skin?
We should be wall red.
No, that's so cool.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I got a bad experience.
Or more, the people highlighted in yellow,
My analyst just said the people highlighted in yellow are the people who actually play the game
Okay, so that's actually even better
That's not true, but it's okay. I mean we have a meeting about this in a minute
Oh, um, I can go to yeah, I'm an analyst
Yeah
What was like a play out in one day, right? It's not in one day. That is it
Guys, there's one little error with my schoolgirl red skin
She has antlers, but it's like, hey shoot me in the head, shoot me in the head here.
Well that rocket, does it not come in red?
No, yes it does, it has a Christmas one.
I got a good one, I got a good one.
Wait, is that a sandals or something?
Yeah.
How so? How'd you do that?
Uh, there's bundles in the eSports tab by the send bundle everyone
I bought it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was actually part of the forming the squad
Yeah
I just meant to your earliest days as just a Dallas. Yeah, I really say
Yo, um super in there
Support
I was muted, that was the answer but where's the furthest that we went with Crimson, so
I don't remember, he's not a team one when you got a second place.
I think he has a third, he has the bronze medal.
Yeah I got it, the bronze medal is actually, it's any medal but the silver one is his
plastic and it's falling apart.
Oh shit.
Yeah it's gonna, I mean, it was falling apart when I got it.
18? What are you 18?
I can't believe I've been here for this.
For like 8 years?
I thought plastic was non-biogreedable.
Yeah, Blizzard set up some budget cuts, so...
You don't say stuff like that.
Yeah, X was asking for your share for...
I was thinking. Pre-game poop.
Get all the get all the shit out of you. I always had to poop before every overwatching match
That's how you do it
Got cleans your body even before the great bamboozle sure for yeah every time
They'd be having the pregame
And
Wait, part of the Overwatch League?
Yeah, World Cup medals?
Is that one's medal? Like, actual medal?
Oh, no, the second year is fucking plastic.
Yeah, this one, look at that.
I saw like the paint when you chipped me off.
It's so sad.
You were asking earlier when I was near?
Yeah, I was asking where, I thought we were waiting for the Crimson.
He was, uh, he was the only one we got second.
Oh, big first against Team Korea, 100%.
No, Korea's always been locked in. Like, it's not much to do about it.
Maybe Korea got the medal
Yeah
But yeah, you remember I've been 16
Support how locked in Korea was they were like sorry the covers is kind of a bit more. Yeah, they were so good
We had Joe my story, right? And yeah
Is that a year one or two where like Toby was like waiting for our Lucio to beat and then just looping him in the air after he beat it and maybe just kill him.
Oh yeah, I actually remember that.
Yeah.
Like it was so depressing because like we were just friends and they were right behind us in the booths and they were yelling comms and we were just like sitting in silence very much almost because we were getting involved.
I I do remember I do remember year one World Cup
After Team Canada scrim Korea, they started telling people that the hardest team they scrim so far was Team Canada
Everyone was like
That's when I had like Huck Poke
Loving the best
Yeah
Do you know how the balls work
That might be why your healing is low like bouncing it on the floor. Yeah
When they go through somebody it heals them for 50. I'm here. Oh, could you still be weird about the ball?
Yeah, like just right at their feet it hits them twice it hits them on the entry and then once it bounces it hits them for another
Instant 100 healing. Okay, so if I'm feeling a big group of people, I just shoot it down the middle
down the middle but but trying like aim it low try make sure it bounces at some
point okay okay yeah I Google the discord kits because I need this board
OBS and it's all automated in my search to discord kitten and it
googled that like yeah I'm I dude I played I played I bet on rocket duty so
much in ranked and I like any competent Luna I get all charges same time as
Luna. Yeah but Luna's building all super fast because it's not much she does damage so it's
not even like that bad that is a little slow but like that's not like some
Luna's build all like crazy fast. Okay. Because they're just like flanking killing things. Oh my god I'm getting dove!
Yeah!
The Icerocket is so much fun he's so much fun I don't understand why because it's
like he feels like he should be like a brain dead character but like he's
Hmm
So whether we play I mean I didn't like that an hour plus
No, they're like by about 40 right now
40 as in it's been 40 minutes since we
I mean someone check the broadcast
Yes, I cannot make it, uh, uh, because I said no when it, it probably, it asked me, uh, for my discord, uh, uh, like, on the site for like approval.
No, I can't.
What's the, what's the broadcast, guys?
What channel is streaming?
So how do I fix that? If I said no to the, to the, uh, OBS plugin, like, uh, verification.
Do you have an actual live broadcast up too with casters?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it EMEA or Spain they're playing right now?
Yes, I can't go back in.
It looks like we're gonna win, so we might, we might run another game.
game wait royal palace is being played yeah this is all domination yeah
someone suggests we should warm up versus chat if anybody wants to like it's
like good yeah yeah it might be but if we just open a lobby maybe they'll join
and begin I have a question it says we're playing against Brazil for
and we don't have Brazil bands.
Oh, no, no, we're playing against United first.
We're playing against United first.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You used the Dressbot plugins?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've been with the thing that we were just...
Yeah, the Dressbots.
Under access.
Oh, that's you, I'm sorry.
I'm done.
Yeah, we're round two.
It's Team Canada, America, United, Dallas.
Settings?
I can, I can...
Settings?
I'm in one already.
Celestial press only.
Sanctions.
You'll only please...
Yeah, join up if you're good.
No, like it's gonna be all ex QC stream snipers and these guys don't even fucking play video games
QC stream snipers
Oh my god
No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm just fucking, I'm just fucking.
No.
Good job Jack, fuck this.
How much have you played this game, little one?
I don't know, I never see streamed this set.
How much?
I just play in tournaments, win, and go back to Overwatch.
I need X in here, and who else?
Oh yeah, I can invite, sure, for it right now.
Leave your practice range.
Yeah, come on, hold on, please.
I'm against this most weighty. Okay.
Oh, you kick someone.
Oh, the WhatsApp snipers. Yeah.
Our ping is much better.
We should have a day. You were a Thor player, right?
Uh, on my old account, right? I was like, I remember being like a,
Like the only one in G Thor's
Well, the first time I got back nine solo queue. It was like being mostly playing fucking Mantis
Wait, wait, wait, can I can you kick someone on the enemy team so we can go get go against dive?
Yeah
Levels it's posted in go against dive. Yeah, you want landmine in no, I want to fuck you beaver
Because he played the highest I got on ride among us was ranked 12 on four
Well, let me find out what the first map is we're playing against somebody named spunky beaver
That's all
What do you mean died?
Matchaxe this is on match
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but who are these guys?
Hey, this is Grand Final, $300,000 first place.
Yeah, but who are these guys?
We'll win 300 King!
The fans?
Yeah, the stream strippers.
One of them is really in the corner.
This is unenacted by like twice as hard as the finals.
Yeah.
Ask the lock-in if we win this, we win it all.
I mean, literally.
So, if we're going into the game, what's the...
What are we running in the back lines?
I don't think we play in Rocket, right?
I've been laughing.
It's Phoenix who nerfed the shit.
Because like I hit the sleep and then...
Or Kloge for the bubble.
Amore, coach? Response?
Coach? Me? Me?
I said, is Phoenix been nerfed the shit?
Oh
Where's Jane
yeah focus up right all of us I'm on daredevil right now
Come on behind us
Yeah, back. They're back
And then I'm on your squirrel right here
Them looking
We need to count it out
Over here
I have ult
Upgrade tank to buff lane
Should be easier for you guys
I have my ult
I have my ult
Tank ult is good
I'm getting focused
Walk in, walk in
Didi behind us one
I don't think we need ults, we don't need ults here
We should win this
Good
I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it.
That's really good where I should be living here.
Oh, that's just...
Alright, they're going to have both the portals close to Erdival.
Okay, yo, I'm going to use my ult to force the support.
I'm going to force the support with my ult.
Okay, I'm holding top here.
Someone is top.
Loot in the close, loot in the close.
No snobo.
Get back. Get back. Get back. Get back.
Get back. Get back. Get back.
I'm going to look...
Okay, Herod, Herod.
I'm going to give my ult.
I'm going to get my ult.
I know.
Wait, support's on one, got one, got one.
I'm on point, I'm on point.
Left side.
Somebody hit the left side here.
I'm down.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
I know, I'm pushing.
Stunt to cap, stun to cap.
Stay in blue, stay in blue.
Giving up our damn.
I can hold you, I can hold you.
I'm going to have to sneak it in.
Can we touch?
I'm on it, but I'm gonna die
Yeah I got one, I don't want, I don't care
Can we touch, can we touch, can we touch
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
I'm gonna die
I'm with you, I'm with you
I'm with him as well, I'm with him
Shining little rat
I don't think he was much hotter
I don't think we had a support out yet for their star
We did we did yeah, we had blue red blue and we had a lot of blue.
But the fuck is my team on?
Walk left side walk left side we make blue man and we can go play him okay?
I'll see DD.
Right here right here right here shoot him shoot him shoot him.
Should I go in that fucking?
Yeah. No no no.
I don't want to.
Hey TP take TP come come come take TP.
Where does this take us?
They're gonna have a couple. Care back lane.
here backline
that is low
just peeling right now
follow follow follow follow
oh fuck I actually died
sorry you got healed
yeah they had an axe before though
this is a fucking big chest
I'm just gonna die reset
after four you get a like a phase thing
where they can't do damage and you can't get healed
it's like close phase
they're gonna get healed
I should peel back at that game instead of
I'm probably dead here
we might need a force
Yeah, I am already out of spawn so...
Do it, do it, do it now.
I should make it.
Yeah, he's snucked it.
Oh my god, I'm sorry.
Goodbye Wobble.
I thought I was a 90.
I ran for the shit.
I'm on a one day on this.
Chad the rule of thumb is 14.
14 is how much you need to be able to make it to the point
with TP.
Any low TP.
Any low TP.
Nobody's ever had a low TP.
Ah, boy!
I just thought I was gonna give you.
If I used to, that would've made it in time.
Wait, wait, do you know how to TP one?
Yeah.
TP one.
by the time they get so if I spawned in strange it which is a weird girl I would
make it if you spawn it is you don't make it we need 14
I'm bringing out the shotgun I think I will rock it here
he's coming and he's falling there was 12 left and you can't make it
yeah so it'd be harder to kill both of us now
I feel like we have some power.
He spawned it when there was 12 things left.
He need 14 seconds to make it to the point.
If I spawned in, we would have made it.
But I didn't make the mistake.
So I didn't make it.
So we can't make it.
So there's no point in talking about it or doing it.
It was straight.
I think the more it would be better than Skullgull.
It's an older thing.
Right, right, right.
They're running like quad dives.
Yeah, we can try some more.
I think only Nectar's teams can play Skulldive.
I'm wrong.
Is that our team?
What is it?
Most of these teams are doing front to back. These guys are like dive specialists
We should have support old advantage here, so we should just fight on point and try and build our freedom
Always always
If we need
I'm gonna shoot the DD.
I'm still behind him if I can walk with it.
Nice.
Nice
I didn't know that we were having trouble with the backline.
No TP, no TP, no TP.
We should go bottom right here, I think.
Okay, let's do it.
I'll patch you up.
Someone's bottom right, I think it's Emma.
Yeah watch them diving here watch them diving here wait why is there a loon in here it's a loona it's a loona
It's because loona TPS goes
All right walk walk here walk here
There we are
You got him
He's low
Am i well this in a sec
Well well
I am down here i'm down here
All right
I'm going to try it out, I'm going to try it out.
I don't want to walk anymore.
They're going to have Daredevil also.
I'm going to go for the line.
Better for life here.
I'm walking up.
I'm turning back line.
I'm looking Luna.
Luna force.
I have hold after this.
We had to look at white box, white box, white box dead.
coming back I'm holding Luna oh my god I'm pulling pull them pull them pull them pull
Really well. I said I'd be next.
It's not TP either. No TP.
What is that?
Touch as long as you can.
I don't know, you're not defending YTP is that there?
Consider it against an all Celestial plus team?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right? Yeah, so...
my whole ass we I don't think we can play to like to keep you against that with
against that like I think I think we just go Ultron or something I'll try on
his bit yes that should be you more like the more it does nothing against that
like the more so outdated he's one of like the first fucking characters I was
in this game when it released right he doesn't like damage to deter the
dives anymore like daredevil just gets a bajillion freaking hell venom just
because a bajillion how like the squids are they're just tickling them like the
whole honestly we I should have we should have done Luna white fox or white
fox oh yeah yeah white fox would have been good too yeah let's go now white fox go to
anti dive it was good though guys like yeah yeah yeah why is she go to anti dive
because she she can like roll she can brawl like DPS and gain HP so these
These players are
Way harder than the finals of this tournament
Ran is in down right the back way
Should be tournament room right?
Wait Fox, if they're playing dive, what's the best?
No, this is not tournament, this is a game
There's that we could play is it's mainly about our backline so it's it would be like Luna White Fox
But if we're able to play triple then it would be like Ultron
Luna White Fox, right if we are really deter triple
But then the other thing I'm allowed to be in lobby right
Yeah, and then
DPS wise sure for probably playing something like like Star Lord would probably be best
To deter dive and then X can be on strange
Great, and you can be a tank. Well, like you did a lot on tank. It was it was very love frame gen on it
So I just want to
Yeah
friend is bad for a guy ghosting and shit but i could be on it gives you like input delay like a
tiny bit oh that's absolutely horrible yeah input lays like the world the worst negative
features you can have in the beginning it's marginal though when i think it's like yeah for
people who have like shitty rpcs it's probably better for them to have it on but
america united right that's our first game
Luckily guys, I don't think these people play Daredevil and he is like one of the hardest characters in the game so I don't know how many Daredevil will actually play.
My good piece is, my piece is, I didn't install it yet because I'm fucking lazy as shit.
This piece is not bad, but it's burned, like my chip is burned. I'm using an old, uh, Intel chip and it actually has physical burned damage on it.
Oh
A merry united is the one with the
With the scary Phoenix with an 80 something percent was this the old like a
1.1 K 11 K series
Lake bullshit
The burn damage
I agree with that
Oh, so we're choosing not to, um...
Intel in 2026, sleets as O.L.
I'll try to find out what I'm gonna play this game.
I don't think they play it. Warned?
Oh, okay, okay. I thought they did.
No, yeah, I've got their hero pools up here.
Right here.
Now that should be basically right there might be a little bit missing from there
but that should be basically right so I should bite box in for okay wait what
I'm missing that though armory which was the team with it
I
Am a real son of games I'm turning off engine furniture strikes if you're okay. I'm gonna reload your shaders. Oh god
No, they got to coach. Oh, they got to
Actually turn off that DLC bullshit and steam. That's right. No, what is that?
Okay, dude, if you right-click marble rivals in your steam games and you know properties DLC
and uninstall the high-resolution package wait yeah yeah yeah it's cooked it's
cooked it instantly boosted my fbs i like 16 what i'm not trolling but do you
have to reload shaders yeah yeah well i have to reload anyway because of my
oh i have to use my first run it's fine it's fine listen they already delayed
the land is turned in by an hour and a half whatever yeah like yeah i'm on a
visual here man like you know i'm not working
you got a schedule i'm just excited to hang out with you guys more
Yup, hey.
Not the VZ going completely silent.
I said so.
Sorry, I'm typing in our chat.
Has been in a book.
Oh, even more crickets now, Jiji's.
Can I get another?
Crickets.
How do you uninstall the high resolution DLC pack?
Oh, whoa, whoa, this is weird. I have more frames, but my mouth is like very
Sluggish. Oh, what um, what's the polling rate on your mouse? You need to cap it? Um,
You know, you just 1,000 no
That's why I'm a k
If it's above 2k you have to cap it in an external program. What?
It makes you like lag like crazy
Wait, okay, I'm running AK. Sorry. Yeah, I have the AK as well.
Yeah, so your mouse is like software cap it. Try not to cap it in-game because it's
They have like a way to cap it in-game, but it's not as good as like doing it on your actual mouse software. Try to cap it in the order of 2k.
The point rate.
Give me that one minute.
Wait, should we restart game?
Maybe? You have time. You'd like to.
Okay, well, so what do I cap that I think 2k I think it's okay at 2k. I have mine at 1 though
Well, this is interesting wait, there's an in-game polling rate to change the polling rate when running games in fullscreen
Yeah, but it's kind of it's not the best. Okay
Most games only support 2k, so I do 2k?
Yeah.
We play in 2k?
No, thank god, bro, I can't play 2k.
Well,
I don't want to restart my game because shaders take a long time.
Unless I can download shaders in the customer.
I think you can, or in practice range, I'm pretty sure you can.
Whenever I want in practice, trying to do a pause shaders.
Hmm.
I'm sorry.
Our Maureen Fox. Can you check the chat?
Yeah. For this first game. I'd like your input.
Fox.
Um,
I don't know. I don't think so.
I think it's more like this.
Here's the thing.
more like that. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's what I want. Okay. Okay. If sure for us playing that, I think
that's going to have a lot of impact and then that can help armory. Yeah. And then I think that
backline is actually like kind of really strong. Well, it's weak to dive, but I don't know if we'll
be playing against it. No, I don't think there's many teams playing dive. Who are we missing? We're
We're missing you worn. Wait, what? Yeah, what do you mean? I'm missing me
Oh, yeah, yeah, can I go Pete?
Yeah, they'll ask us where are they they answer
Go P it ban phase takes a while well the other team is an R yet, so we're fine
I'm gonna say we're ready and then yeah, we can you ban phase
Yeah, the one pivot would be like this for you Doki. I think we could go like this
I think we would do because of the first character I mentioned.
When do I go that though?
On specific maps.
I'm thinking like that would be one.
Yeah, that would probably be the main one.
maybe like maybe like that not to okay perfect yeah all right I think you're
not enough oh not a lot okay I think he has to go and then face right okay I'm
allowed to be in here for them face it in the ones that starts I need one is for
this one it we're doing for this map we're doing this yeah okay okay wait
first
you're talking
what do you mean
your mic's open again
who's the leader
sorry I'm worried
me I am
okay
you're also
I'm here
what's up
and my benning
no no I'm benning
sorry
I have something to deal with.
It's OK.
Chassis is in it.
He's like, ingot this.
And what is that?
Mantis fan.
Save Gambi, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm bad at my games after these.
Who's in there?
Who's in there?
I
Protecting scroll what are we doing then yeah, yeah, Elsa
My pulling rates
I know what what what it's you net please protect her please I beg
It's not gonna get banned for nobody's banning squirrel bro. You would not believe I've got an insult
I'll see it on thing they would want they would want us to play
Yeah, I'm pretty sure every team is going to want us on screen
That's okay, okay
I don't think they'll like ban it or like teams that like know you personally
That was up
Yeah, team USA may have been yapping about it
But maybe the last second clutch
What are we on the same case?
Can you say group?
Yeah
It's not getting banned.
If it gets banned we'll protect it.
But like that shit's not getting banned, bro.
Can I get my game?
If I knew you were wanting to play squirrel girl bro, I would be as happy as I could be.
Yeah, can we ban sign? Yeah.
Oh, champion.
Okay, wait, ban phase is almost over. Can you take the chat box?
Yeah.
Oh, nice, nice.
Wait, so who me?
You are...
Sue or Cloak?
Chat box, I'll take chat box.
Go that can you and flake go flake or a moray? Okay? All right. I go
It's not if schoolgirl gets banned I lose my identity
Wait, I don't think
and winning or losing.
You can whine as to play Squirrel Girl.
Chad, this is too good.
Squirrel Girl.
They're going to change their mind very quickly.
It's like too good now.
All right.
In this comp, I'm going to need my core.
So XQC and my supports just chill main.
This is the same map we just made.
And then main, sure four can clear things off.
OK, if I'm having trouble with Lunaut, do you guys solve that?
It's so good that since when my business was low,
I was slowed down.
Now it's too good, but I feel like I'm not used to this.
You know, this is accurate.
If they're playing Dive,
I'm used to the slugginess of this.
It smells like on yourself and clap your team.
And hopefully that will do enough self-feeling
to help you.
Three, two, one.
Let's game.
Oh my, should I always be flaking myself to clap
or just keep it on you?
No, just keep it on me.
Okay.
I'm not gonna top left and clear.
Six, seven months time goes so quick,
always happy to be here.
Excuse you
Help us! Help us! Help us!
I'm behind them.
I don't have fire. I don't have fire.
I'm gonna push right now.
I got you.
I'm on hillbren.
I need help.
I think... what was that?
Nothing.
Robot! Robot! Robot!
Alright listen, they're playing like a crazy, crazy, crazy brawl comp.
Okay?
Yeah.
So I need my front line to play really slow and wait for me and surefour to set up and get behind her.
Okay, I'll do that.
Just play slow right now. Play slow.
Hello, I'm 7-2.
Okay.
I'm gonna go ammo, we're gonna just fight Penta back.
Okay.
I'll still keep my, like, on you.
Fan honey, I need to go sue here.
Yeah, so we can, um...
Can I go top now or after all?
After all, I think.
Okay.
They really slay you.
Wait, wait, wait.
I may be able to build my ult that much here.
Let X walk up and take some damage and nobody else walk up behind him, please.
Okay, I'm gonna take the nether to 100% here.
The nether will get nether.
I'm gonna start this fight, my ult is the bait out and all.
Really slow, we're making it enough.
Let me go off here.
Let me go off here.
Yeah, let me go off here.
Ready to go?
There he comes.
I'll back.
I'm ulting.
Nice.
They're ganking?
I'm gonna slip off.
Can you look back?
Well, maybe we can try to get a trade.
if you're a little bit more patient there sure for we make our gambit and we can combo okay and we can kill through
But you want to you are released today
Nope, no, can't can't can't can't
Yeah, we have to is next
This one next one
I was the name of that character we should be
comboing right yeah yeah we need a combo here we get I'll go I'll turn and I'll
swap I'm Matthew go strange as well I'm super exposed if you watch before you
can also go pun puns really good with gambit and it just kind of melts guy
now like you can just shotgun him in the mouth
down here. Oh yeah I think that when you all just go stairs. Oh there's a reliance, there's a reliance. It's the wrong pick, it's the wrong pick it has others. Yeah, yeah. We have, we have gambitl advantage here.
Yeah we should. I feel you will offer like token from a distance, I just need, I need to get in their face. Yeah, so their comp is better at doing that, so we just need to like, this fight we have advantage so we can fight them really fast, but just in general we need to play a little bit slower, okay?
it slower okay okay they have they have dino we don't dino is he'll grab you
wait I don't think we can play like dino is just like a zone him he's
unceasingly wait what oh yeah we might have to stop us girl go slow all right
walk close star behind us all right call for it ready three two one
Let's go!
Okay.
No, no, no, already.
We're all fucking around.
You dead, Ty.
You dead, Ty.
We're up, we're up, we're up.
Oh, yeah, you're low.
I'm on low, I'm on low, he's absolute low.
Oh, please be now.
I got hit with that.
I don't know, I don't know.
What do you said, Nero?
What do you said, Nero?
Do you want to be here or not?
No, no, no.
Okay.
I level Rin.
We should be banning in the bogey name dyno. Okay, let me start with my
They're just gonna give you a smooth energy
All right, I'm here there's a Wolverine on left side. Hi. Yeah, I'm all three on the corner
I got grabbed, I got grabbed here, I got grabbed here.
I'm softy.
Nice, that's two dead by the way.
Rogue is-
He's Wolvenstar and Gambit.
I've got squirrels open.
Am I just ripping this all?
maybe i'm gonna talk we're gonna triple the gas here what do we do for the
punisher and shoot oh i thought i'd go first to try and force pull down then
you win you know kind of right yeah they're gonna have gambit all here so
they're gonna push with that really fast okay we can use uh fun defensive but
just be ready because they're gonna try and kill through okay we'll come in and
I'm getting caught.
I'm getting caught.
I'm getting caught.
Gooblots, QC.
Hopefully your team can carry your encaster to the win
UNC.
I think we have time for portal.
Whoever dies first has the portal.
Oh, so whoever it is.
Oh, I don't get it.
Oh, no.
I didn't know I got it.
I think it's a person.
No, no, no, no.
I'm the latest.
No, no.
I don't get it.
Oh, no.
It's okay. That's only one game.
What did we, let's talk to Fawkes.
We can, right?
Yeah, no, we can't.
I saw a team created that, so we should be able to see it.
Is it B03, only one game, is it?
No, I think it's B03.
I thought it'd be B03.
I meant this particular card, is it just B03 on that particular card as well?
It's best it's best a three for this match. Yeah against them
I'm gonna cut the ex when you when you play against a Groot or a Bucky or anything
When you put your group big wall down and you hide it somewhere whenever you're within was it like
20 meters 10 meters something like that. You are un
Seasiable like so you can't get grabbed you can't get
So what we'll do is we'll just like hide it and then walk up
and then can't get grabbed by Wolf.
OK, so if internet went out today by a worldwide,
there's guys like literally, it doesn't matter what you guys do,
he'll literally ignore everything and just go for a bit of a
demo.
Which way?
Which way?
Oliver and...
Yeah, yeah, I think we banned Wolf so we can play like regular.
Well, we can.
Yeah, I hear reports of others.
We're playing Groot and they're not so it's like we could always go sure for on wolves and then play like a
Super death ball type of comp with like cloak low key
With the wolf yeah, let's ban wolves. You want to ban it? Yeah, let actually she play the game. All right
That's the problem is like we can't play over
We can't play rivals with
Wolverine snatch. I yeah, I think we either banned I know or battle brain it
But having both of them up at the same time is un-dealable, they double kidnapped and it's really lame. It's like it makes the game unplayable.
Yeah, yeah, we only have one push too, from the zoo.
Okay, okay. Alright.
I think we should leave Dino up. Dino got nerfed, he's not as good. If I'm on, I can just beam him. Like, the counter to Dino is just shooting him. Actually.
Yeah. You think Dino's fine? You know that thing? It's banning either, banning either of them so that they don't have both up.
I cannot get double juggled, it's fucking brained at it.
Is it two bands? Or is it three bands?
It's three bands, right?
And I'm thinking our protects could be something like...
Yeah, I think we prior ban on that...
Slow down.
Fuck, stupid asthma brain.
It...
Even when I stunned him twice, he's 1-A-Speak, it's four L-Bots.
Yeah, it's very bad. It's very bad to build a player against. No fun.
What do you think of this?
What?
They'll have hidden profiles.
Hm.
They have a boosted eternity player,
and they have all hidden profiles.
Okay.
They're only able to do that because we protected Gambit.
If we don't protect Gambit, we can just do it last.
Right?
What do you want to protect instead then?
probably
this
And
And it boosts the plan this matter. This is not really ready for war. Do you know if we bookie?
Like
If every season you always do it eternity 20 30 30 me you're boosted
Because it means you only play the only one single one or two games at that right and you stop there
No way that's actually worth it already place two games in and stops
I legit am not worried at all once we've been wolf I swear we beat them. Yeah, I'm not gonna win guys
That's the full line
That makes sense. Yeah
Yeah, cuz I think that last gold
Gold doki on Luna and then like fan fan on Sue or cloak or rocket. I think we're in a good spot
I agree and if this doesn't work then for our next match we can start pivoting and see if we can do like the solo tank triple
see how that works. Let's destroy them. I think you're playing well on the on the on the tank. Yeah.
All right, let's go.
Not our mantis.
At least they're not doing the research.
They're analysts or not. Oh, we should bend over in it.
go go yeah we're going doing it second though they still just say that they're
gonna protect or they protected jitmo's character last time
oh guys what the fuck are we doing we can do the we can mend dino here that's
fine that's it that that's game that's that's just game what that's game I know
here okay it just means sure four is going to mirror it does it'll be fine
by the way we're talking about the picks and bands in like team chat so if you
guys want to like have input that's where it's at yeah I think if our main
tank player says we should ban wall we should always ban wall first
Okay, all right
That's okay
And then stick up the road last year yeah
I'll hide wall. I think I'm gonna get this okay. Okay, so if you go grew now the
It's not about him being good or him being a good player, it's that he gets me out of the game.
So if we're both thinking out, we lose. I don't think we can have that. It's not an equivalent trade.
Man, fancy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay?
Guys, play really, really aggro. When X is walking, right, like when we were on that first point,
and like we're on that back high ground, just play with them. Play aggressive, play fast.
Okay? Try and go first.
Not gonna be ready for this if we go first if we'd say fast with a wolf. We're gonna be in a good spot, okay?
Yeah
All right. Good luck guys
Let's go team
Let's just wait this map is the most on the max
Oh, yeah
Let's just um, they did I bet you put your nose out and then you you can dive is just like you walk backwards
Walk forward or walk backwards?
Coach said just be aggressive and go first.
I should just go aggressive.
We're going to be really, we're going to be so much stronger than them here.
Okay.
It's like we're, it's like we're, we're going to be the best man I can be for the newbies.
We won't get healed because we're going to get, we're going to get died.
I think that a stronger dive than we do.
Okay, come.
Darn Emma.
Yeah.
Maybe Mira.
No, that's Megan said we have a stronger front line and I'm walking up, okay?
I'm looking for a kidnap, they have no bubbles. I'm a mech, I'm a mech, I'm a mech, I'm like...
Oh, you're picking me.
I tried
What can't look at you that
Yeah, I use a big one by the bugging by the point me when I do but I don't think it's that far
Real shit behind all intending
like Cyclops or Phoenix or stars
he has a slot back
walking
as I'm mad
running out of favorite bubble
where's the wolf
I stunned him 7-7-1 HP 1 HP
I learned my back
I can't do anything about it
that's all I was holding
I can't do anything about that
I didn't want to look behind anymore
Looking?
He did?
How are you Mr. Power?
I hope her day is full of juice
I got him I got him
I got him
I'm a gamer
I'm a gamer
I'm a gamer
I'm a gamer
We have in this all
Yeah
I'm okay
We're up
We're up
Yeah I'm okay
I'm okay
I'm okay
I'm okay
I'm okay
I'm okay
I'm okay
I'm okay
I need help here, I need help here. Oh no, don't fucking die. Wait, I grabbed them. Wait, they're the best.
Wait, Dempest run self, Dempest run self, come on up.
I have ult here, I'm gonna ult them. They fade, they fade, they fade.
Fade unstunced them?
Yeah.
Okay, interesting.
Okay, I wasted my ult, but that's okay.
No, Fade just avoids stuff.
Wait, we can go for a grudel here on corner, can we get him home?
I can hold back, I can hold back.
Zayn!
I'm gonna get him.
I got grabbed.
I got grabbed too.
I got out.
I got grabbed out.
I fell down here.
I fell down.
Nice!
I'm still on.
All the matter.
Focus behind those.
I died.
So you don't look at it. Don't look at it. Good job. Good job.
I can't find another school. They have no support ults. Yeah, we can go in with uh, my they have mangle. Okay, really important
We care this mangle. Okay. Um, I'm gonna be late
Yeah
You see he's in the barb. Ready three two one
No pain.
We just walk up with it.
Okay, for me.
Both support the... both support the... both support the... we don't need it.
Locked it.
Nice field.
No off field.
Watch Star Lord. Star Lord on point. Star Lord on point.
I'm looking at Star Lord on point.
Well, where's one?
There's one, one, one, one.
Nice.
They're gonna have Star Lord here.
We don't have...
Okay.
I've got... can we take a quick play with Mileth in, before they even like...
Yeah, we have no off field.
Yeah, we can, but we...
We need to...
Let's all walk on it.
I'm a little tired.
I don't think we should go to the next...
Take damage, excuse me.
I'm not healing. I'm not healing.
I'm not healing. I'm not healing.
Don't get grabbed.
Yeah, nah, I'm on wall.
You can't, you can't.
I got split, I got split.
Stunned, stunned, stunned, stunned, stunned.
Come on, Emma.
Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma, Emma.
I'm walking up, I'm walking up.
I'm walking up.
I'm on Star Lord up top.
Good. I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
I missed it. I got wolf.
I
Get on point! Get on point!
We need TP in.
Yeah, I'm flying in right now.
I don't think we have TP.
I don't think we can take the next one down.
Yeah, we lost our point.
Ew, that was close.
So close.
We did better though.
That was way better.
Okay, I am in the match of balance.
We shouldn't have what we had on fight, like two or three.
Like, off the gate.
It should be way better now.
Okay.
Um my back line needs to really care like ults like way more like you guys need to
Talk to each other about where you want to play and make sure you guys are sisters
Yeah, I feel I went somewhere else
Okay, all good like they put it right in front of my face. Yeah wall time's out
How long is like shout out for supports you got the little like doorways on either side of point is so safe
You guys should just be able to like live in there forever
Because I was playing behind our team
I kind of did they get it at the end doesn't say he's hitting it in the back
and they get it out of portal
They're gonna have close cloak
My
Like a train will oh god it comes out on the map to the whole game duty. Let's destroy. We need to play the right side of
Opposite of the whole we don't want to be near the door. I'm gonna get tossed in every day
I'll try to grab the...
You just gotta be more proactive.
More right side, more right side.
Sorry, I'm more behind us already.
Giving angles on the...
Yeah, they're just gonna save BoB.
I think you have to like jump and stay in viz so you can't go out of it.
Walk top right everyone.
Walk top right.
They shouldn't have support ult if we go really quick with like a wolf or something
if you want to try.
Wolf under.
Wolf up here.
I'm going fast on the back.
Okay I'm walking.
I'm dropping.
I
I'm on the right side.
I'm right.
Right.
Pulling an angle.
That's a push in or else I'm going in.
Start behind.
Yeah.
I don't think that's the start.
But what do you guys mean?
Stumble.
Stumble.
No, never mind.
I got both.
I got grabbed.
They used a lot there though.
They didn't know I had both so we're really just all looking at me.
So I need like, we need to go in unfortunately.
Yeah, I'm trying.
I'll suppose then.
I don't know.
I'm going to cut the last second, yeah I'm going to cut the last second, nice, I'm going
now yes yes I'm gonna have hope for this next fire I'm gonna have to go on
the cloak and force her old early okay and then famine you have to hold later
in the fight okay really crazy I'm off we don't have well I'm on Wobble here
I'm sorry. I'm a wolf. Sorry.
Sorry. No, I'm sorry.
Oh, you're going earlier than you said.
Yes. I'm grabbed.
One point. One point.
I'm going to get that side.
I'm going to get that side.
I'm trying to keep you up.
We're even. We're even.
I'm going to get back here.
Mac, Mac, Mac.
You can't play.
I'm going to play.
Oh, Mac.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm trying to kill, but.
I just almost got it
Thanks on the plate over me
Yeah, I really have to chase the star lords so if I found was by yourself
Okay, because we need someone to shoot the flankers. Yeah, we need a gun. We have no gun
I
Yeah
I could go name war for anti dive. I know you guys saying it's bad
But it's just doesn't do it. I'm not we've been wooled and sure for is good at hits again
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's my full dex. I'm sorry, bro
I didn't think they would protect it because they protected a one of jits most characters last time
So I didn't think the wall so we we can first ban it my bad man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. So we we go next now. We're
not against these guys anymore. How did I do that? Sorry, sorry, sorry. How did I mute
the chat? I don't have a bump for that. Yeah, I think that I think that can solve a lot of
our problems. My only concern is like if teams get their first protect and it's like
a daredevil or a cat or something like that or like a venom then it's like that'll force
us to play dive and not force us to play against dive and it's gonna be hard but we'll see
we'll see we'll see we'll dive is a lot worse in these kind of tournaments as well folks
that's something to keep in mind yeah yeah yeah so what's the scouting on brazil can we get
a wolverine bully i think they have a wolf player don't they uh i can share my screen
I mean, we've reached that. Whoa, it's fine.
This is what they play. What's the format? Like, what does that mean that we lost a game?
We just need to win the next two, and then we'll be qualified.
So this is where it says that they play. So these people are the people who play the game,
and then these are their players that don't play that often.
So what's the reason?
What's the reason?
Huh?
What's the reason?
Channel?
Yeah, what channel?
Oh, you're streaming on Discord, OK.
Yeah, I'm streaming on Discord.
Yeah, I'm streaming on Discord.
Yeah, so this is what Brazil plays for the most part.
right. Can I show that? I don't know. We could still take out the wool first if we're if we're
concerned about these guys also playing it. It doesn't look like they'd play it though. Yeah but
they know like the the guy this guy also doesn't typically play it but he's a one of a ball player
but so is this guy right so like they add two one of a ball dps right and so I guess they just
flexed onto wolf
there's a lot of what i've played
wolverine is effective
we would have to play a one tank or some diver shit
it doesn't matter
this is a lot weaker one
if you ban captain and you don't make wolverine
still if we really don't want to play against it
it's still a thing
in fact in the game
yeah let's just ban
let's just ban to play what we want
and we know we want to play front to back
in the world first and then we can go for there. And I do think if teams play like Cap
Menom that sort of thing and we're just like really really hard for all from
to back I think we'll just get it off of just mechanics. Can you tell me a little bit
more about hold on can you guys tell me a bit more about the Gambit Rogue combo?
What do they play? Yeah Gambit has a team up with Rogue that just makes her do
more damage and heal her allies when she punches people around her.
Interesting.
Okay.
So why did they ready to play?
I think it was really hard there to do damage from on my end because everyone's taking so
much damage so I had to force my cards to heal a lot of times.
So guys, here's what, uh, if you look in Team Chat, that's what they were playing.
Oh, they're playing right now.
I can scout them out.
Yeah, this is what they were playing the other day.
right I mean they're playing right now so you can see what they ran yeah um oh um
X have you played group with the new wall change where you don't get CC'd yeah
yeah I tried but these guys were like locking on it they had flippers shooting
Yeah, well that is okay.
Yeah, Jismu was breaking it really fast.
No, there's not much of a difference, but...
I'm not a lunatic.
Chat, where are the guys at?
FRJT, yes, FRJT.
Sorry, I was kind of...
Do we know what they're...
...banting? I mean, do we know what we're gonna ban against them?
not really I mean like what I'm thinking about doing against this team this is
just a suggestion again if we really want to take out the wolf is like
something like this that kind of forces them in the front to back group mirror
versus us but it risks them protecting Mantis first of them then playing to the
that's okay well we can just do the same
this is a close game though between them and usa where we have to be both of
yeah we have to be both yeah
I'm not playing against them right now though.
Okay, yeah, let's focus on Brazile.
What is it?
What is that?
What is that?
Not something like that
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, look, link the flats, me and them, but not the one that's louder
Who's that with all of us?
I want to bite someone.
Yeah, I don't know.
Fanfan, what's your best character?
If we put Doki on Luna or Loki, what would you want to play with her?
Cloaker and Diz.
That might work though, because if we're playing Groot, Loki, Cloak, that might be really strong, especially if we then...
Well, how'd you just Cloak ult permanently?
Nobody has the kills done now
Nobody has the kills done now
Charity's are good
Kevra, Kevra
Oh, they have respawner
They have the ace man
Jake is in
I'm not scared of the style they're playing, they're playing base style, but now we're
bad when people are choking at Sammy, the way that they play is like they're letting
people in there we are way better than we can get out
okay I mean we would like to do then I guess is this but that like I'll let you
guys like you guys think that's a good idea because like that's I think is the
best okay okay what I just put in team chat is like what I like to do but then
And then that risks that character.
Right?
So.
So.
Yeah, but they're not playing, and they haven't shown us anything.
Yeah, exactly.
I agree with you, Dougie.
I feel like if anybody was watching what just happened with us, they're just going to use
that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Also, but but keep in mind they also
bad yo he's just straight hitting his team, what?
what's the first map?
I don't know I think it's random dawn
is it pre-selected?
it is pre-selected, I'm not sure
it's husk
try to play this game cause what?
like if he was like a guy who didn't play this game
he wouldn't be able to water the walls
Walking on the walls, you have to play the game a lot of hours to do it.
I know that sounds brain dead to say, but walking on the walls in this game is actually mentally harder.
They're all looking at me, they're looking at me, they're looking at me, yeah.
Oh my god.
That's his one.
Pretty even.
What is one, two?
Now I know if you're a lot of pain, you don't know I'm playing about.
Sorry, good back.
It's not directional, it is directional movement.
No, it's not directional movement, which means it's...
You're curious, you're curious, um, it's like, it's like you have to do the correct
inputs based, based on what you see, it, the inputs don't change because of where you're
at.
I don't give a shit about that.
I did say that man will never be a cop character.
It's like some solo queue, like styling bullshit.
Like that hero is for fucking morons, I don't give a shit.
You cannot court anybody who has had a bad message.
He's a first person dad, right?
No.
Yeah, first person dad.
Unless it's a support with all of them.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
First person dad, Florida.
Stay there.
I can get back to him.
I can get back to him.
His file is funny.
All of us just walked out as fine.
Try to figure out who's getting Florida.
It's just you and me here.
I'll be over here.
I'm almost there.
All right, that's going to go to 1-1.
Action, interesting.
No.
Oh Brazil they went up once wait this is close let's go to Brazil I bat I bat him against
Necro for one reason because none of these sentiments that we've been playing are competitive
they're all like so good at minutes it's not organized play something is you organize
six players is organized play.
We're not going because of the unit.
When I say 3, 2, 1...
It's going on tank pools, got 16 final blows.
Nobody goes in, so I don't feel like it.
You'll get better strategy and solitude at high rank than you get at any of these other...
I'm going to study for four years and become a guardian with thank you.
Wait, can you guys look at the chat?
Unless we're getting together, it's not going to work.
Let's get together this.
Oh, okay, sorry. I was...
I can't get the last one.
I said let's head together, let's all and then um
and then I'm uh
We're filming this is done
I was actually the person who got targeted hard
Cause I was at the top, right? Everyone goes for the king
And you better go, and you go sing for the king
You loved? You better fuck
Shedding is done
Washed like the laundry
I
Like if we play
That's at least what I'm thinking because it's like then it shouldn't be that bad
But yeah there's no
I have a recipe for that in the left.
Please, please, please show us this.
Thanks for the money, Mr. Four.
Check.
Is the set, is the set 0-0?
Or is it 1-0?
No, no, no, this is the last game, right, the woman?
Who's going to go with, uh, it's not going to be.
They use the alternate aggressive.
We have to match with our support ults or real boosts.
1-0.
We have to go early now, but it's free.
I'm going to swatch up the rocket.
Hold on, be quick.
Rock and dead.
We need to walk.
We need to walk.
Can you open the entrance?
You can kill six.
You got to get out that sleep.
You got to get out that sleep in the freeze.
Just take with it.
Just take with it.
Just trust me.
Trust me.
OK, wait, wait.
I got away.
I got away.
I got to get to the door.
Get in.
Get in.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
He's neat.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh
He's playing like some like zoom background fake background like conference meeting shit from a Google
Like that I go I think it looks like a fake like a fake house
I
Shit
Yes, it does it does it takes hours in the game to the wall it's hard
Nah, we're just like, USA's about to win.
Against Brazil?
Yeah, it's like it.
When I forced the support out, we don't know anything.
Well, actually, well, no, it's, it's, it's...
No, it looks like they're gonna 2-0, but Brazil has a chance to win right now.
They have the point, but USA's done 99.
We'll be pretty late.
Of course, the ult in five seconds.
Well, no, I don't know, we're just gonna do both these things, I'm looking at.
Okay, ult, please, ult, please, ult, please, ult, please, ult, please.
Oh my god
Both these things have like creators in it and whatever like it's not all pros whatever
The thing we just played is like all actual players and like fucking like pros and shit. It really is
Okay, Brazil
That was a linear
I should just have it. I'm 3% ahead.
I should just have it.
Just woke up with Punisher Rocket and we wait.
I got some Rocket killed for you.
No, there wasn't. Are you stupid?
Oh my god, there's three on the left.
What the fuck?
There's three on the left.
Just get some Punisher Rocket.
No, let's not go.
What are we talking about?
I wasn't at liberty.
Oh, I need to kill him.
No, wait, they may lose.
Yeah, he's been dead.
Oh, that's such a good nigh-gull.
That was so good.
No, there wasn't a link. You fucking bitch!
Come on!
There was a link.
I think I killed him, though.
I don't want to go out there, I want to go out there.
He's one.
Two on the left, two on the left.
Two on the left, that's one. Two on the left, that's one.
I don't mean there's one, there's one on the canal or a go.
They went that, they went that, they went that.
Yeah, looks like.
Oh my gosh, they're teasing the pot.
Wait, we're going to class like, what?
Yeah, this is the last fight.
Yeah, he's saying we're good, like.
What you guys do we do we really need to ban the wolf? I swear these guys don't play
it. I think it's okay. What's the payout? What's the payout? Like, like, like, what
do we win from that? Like, what's the alternative thing that doesn't that they don't get? They
don't get Mantis is the ideal. If they get Mantis again, I think the only reason this
game between them and USA is close is because they're playing triple support all right i mean i mean
i mean if you just simplify this the the risk is game one and the payout is no vendors i'm okay
with looking at the rest of this thing sure let's do it yeah because like because like if we can ban
damn 37 000 damage on punnister i mean punnister if you win a game if you win a game yeah exactly
As I say, if you win a round with Punisher, I mean, Yeggy's going to have a long image.
Yeah.
He's either useless or doing like a bazillion-like Splendid finish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he owned this game for sure.
sure. I mean, low key or wait, oh, we could let we could let the mantis through and then
take a triple support here, but X will be solo tanking. Is that fine? Yeah, it's fine. Just
Wolverine. Just I mean, they played Wolverine at all, but they played and they haven't shown
They haven't played it in scrims, nor they played it on the...
Okay, then let them take it on game one, that's okay.
Sure, do it.
Okay, alright, alright.
If they play it, then sure, if we can mirror, but if not, then I think we can...
I think we'll be set well.
Stop it, stop it. These have to hop in. Otherwise, I'm calling the evidence.
We're playing against Brazil right now, right?
Yeah, we're playing against Brazil.
What's the timeouts for DNF or whatever?
for for the school fund for DQ wait me what do you mean like how long how long
do that end up short for for me to be DQ because I'm not fucking waiting
I don't know I don't know we're already tired of waiting I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
website I'm gonna find out in the rulebook
Oh my god, he's timing them. Get that stopwatch out.
I'm the director of Azus Leak.
Armory, I think that's what I would like to do for map 1.
Uh, I just sat down. Let me see.
Jack, show me the brimble set.
It's not ignite, is it?
like we we let this character through but i i swear they know
i mean everybody's gonna snitch about what just happened is the problem what do you mean
yep amel that's fine it's part part of it like about like how our last match went you mean
that's not it that's not it though they haven't played with it they watched the last their last
match the yeah but like i don't like he's not like a brain did character that you just you
But the thing is that when fans are forced to get fucked off by a rulebook, we get fucking smashed every time.
Like, I'll be fucked.
Like, Fanfan with Sewellt and he would just wallbolt us out of the Sewellt, which is like, it's not an easy game.
The rulebook, like, to my face, I get disqualified, I get normalized, I get...
I get... we get smoke, airman is shit.
Yeah, but we just needed a DPS to contest him, because the moment I turn around to contest him, we are tased.
I think this team is a lot more like simple the biggest example with this line is if they have the ability to play dive but like R-Mortals.
Fall guys R-Mortals.
I think that the team is the best team.
I think the worst case scenario like R-Mortals is like a dive.
Last tournament of this game. All rule book wins. All rule book wins. All rule book wins.
I think one better doesn't rule out and play like we can go like Luna White Fox Rockets. I'm stupid
And just play like live
But what were they not on dive that last team? No
No, no, no, no, they're all
No, that's brawl. Yeah rogues a brawl character. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay
Yeah
But okay Wolverine is considered brawl not die. Yeah
Yeah, move on his brawl. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, interesting. Okay.
Because he has max HP damage, so he does a lot more damage to tanks than ports and DPS.
Are we putting on the balance latency thing?
I hope not.
Subcharm on the fucker.
No, it beats his demons.
Balance latency makes ping really bad for the run.
Explore was the time?
I don't know. I'm just understanding bullshit.
I literally can't even find the rulebook.
We can make up our own then.
It's in the announcements.
Are you supposed to pull up?
Yes, yes.
Second post.
Just overview.
Second post.
Yeah.
That has all the rules.
Yeah.
DQ.
I don't think they...
I'm just kidding.
trying to dequeue people. Oh wait there is there's an extra please see the rules. Where's that?
Uh I don't know that this qualification though.
Oh they don't. It's like there's a link on it. It's like please see more rules.
Yeah actually they didn't add it. Really? No they didn't. I guess they have the expectation
that everybody's going to be mutually in good spirits.
Guys, it's a fun tournament, guys.
Somebody go to the bathroom for the next 18 hours.
Dude, I got you.
You said somebody was silver armor?
It was the Focata guy?
No, I lied.
I said it, but I mistook it for a flat.
Mistook it for a flat.
Damn it.
No, no, no, no.
The scariest one is Lou Boo.
He's been SVPing and VPing.
He plays like all 10s in Cap.
Yeah, Lou Boo.
Like the Cap is a little scary, I can't lie.
But yeah, I think he's also like a,
he was a high MRC player too.
Like he was on a team, a nerd team that did really well
with him last year.
What is this for?
I couldn't hit him.
It benefited him because he didn't hit MRI, so he could join this.
MRI players are losers.
There is a wild card.
We could get the wild card.
We don't win our next two.
If we have the most final hits, we get to the qual as the wild card qualifications.
So basically we just need to have the most final hits.
Can we ask them to do a fan voted wild card and then we'll win?
Or just win, let's just win.
We'll be selected by total hits as the first point of criteria.
So two teams from the entire like where we're eliminated get to continue.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.
What?
What the hell?
I think there's no accident. It's something else right?
Um, see viewers every way. Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? I think it was our viewer.
I think I need to put this into um
Yeah, I'm going to mute it out.
Wait, is it my manager that helps with production on this?
I mean, why is there a private link on the rulebook?
I don't understand it. I don't understand it
Thanks for the twenty-seven don't like
Was he looking at an invite link or something no yo, they're in the rule boys and invite link it like what does it do? Oh
I'm pretty sure they said don't show that on dream or something
I think we're good. I think we're good. I think we're good.
I mean, I thought you had been doing that job best like what?
I didn't realize you opened your stream back up.
No, that's funny. That was hilarious. That was so random.
Well, that wasn't hilarious.
No, it's all right. Sorry. Random and messed up.
I didn't realize when you're like, oh, the streamer's on it. You were saying...
And I'll do fans though. And I'll do fans though.
There's no there's no
Like usually there's like a though shows on streaming big white bold, right?
They need the yellow paint
Hey, it's not a streamer tournament
Yeah, yeah, everything, everything, everything, everything, and we're all good women.
Also, it says, evolve the production, is any of that, my management, does that make sense?
Yeah, your, your management made the tournament.
Oh, oh, okay.
It's, it's run by your, your, your management team.
Hey, very nice.
I mean, give them a note, be like, in the future, please have big, yellow paint.
Yeah, I did.
Wait, I mean, we won't get DQ'd if it's run by your guys, we're in, we have DippoMatic immunity!
YAY!
Also, this is literally a rite of passage for tournament making, so it's all good.
So it's leaking this word, yeah?
Yeah. I mean, I mean, streamers and leaks, that's just how it works.
Now me. I make sure to never have any desktop capture ever, only game capture.
That is a dangerous thing to have desktop capture.
Yeah, I'm ready. Are they ready? We're ready to go here. No
Yeah, yeah, I'll post it. I'll post it. I'll post it
I have so much faith
Boy, it's in the top of our team chat. It's in the top. Should we run it?
Should we run a service more in the middle or what it? Yeah, cuz this is like a all yellows kind of lane for them
Okay, I mean my pink is looking good at 11. Well, we can't really get we there's not really a better server
It's predetermined as well, so they this is the best server for them
Yeah, wow that is they want us on northern Virginia. Yeah, it says under each thing. So next one will be on Dallas
Next game
Unfortunate realities of being
Everybody right because it's good for me. It's the routing is very good for that for this over. Yeah, wait
Why am I on better pain?
We're there again. Can we just give you oh
Really is good for us. It's bad. Yeah low key
But Dallas will be still great for us and a little bit less bad for them pretty much. Yeah, yeah
Basically, are they asking for Dallas? No, it's it's very good. It's Virginia Dallas in order
No, the tournament organizer. They want
That's just a rulebook
Dallas are green. How about you green?
Are we down for Virginia? I like being on 18 and you're on 19. Wait, are we the closest
X to C from Quebec? Yeah, they just serve a routing stuff. Wait, Virginia's right here.
Are you looking at a map? Should I visit Quebec? Is Quebec a good place to visit?
It is. Should we go to Quebec City if you're going to go somewhere? It's very nice.
Both, both, both. Me and Crimson are like looking at vacationing around Canada because why not?
Why not?
Not Montreal, two days, Quebec two days, oh.
Yeah, maybe you go to Quebec City, you go to the castle,
maybe you go to like the falls, something like that.
There's a castle?
No, there's like the lower street area with all the market.
Yeah, yeah, the market, yeah, yeah, the castle's nice and...
Cabin there.
What's up?
You haven't been there?
No.
The falls?
Nope, I've only really been to like Vancouver
and Toronto, that's pretty much it.
Yeah, Montreal.
Montreal.
I loved Vancouver.
You should move out here.
Ahh!
Get me started!
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, just start.
Yeah, can we just say are they ready?
They haven't asked us where we're going.
I think I'm going to shrate bad.
Like my brain doesn't like this.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then just hurry it up.
Yo, just take another hit.
Don't tell them we're R.
You just said R.
They just said R.
Right, she said R.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There we are, there we are.
R stands for...
ready. Dallas, guys, let's get to one one and then let's go beat USA.
All right, let's go.
Beating team USA to qualify would be Jenna.
Appending is one.
It was also a little bit of a peak.
Do you think they're gonna be today?
Let's go.
Let's go.
but uh chat chat chat i don't know how the song goes check out the song
because a penny is one uh what's five what's five a diamond's ten but what's the five
anything else she said dislike him if he makes a nickel chat you guys you guys use the link
this song in in uh need to share how do you think that was uh mantis first
hmm
what do you know what what other tank do you play
accurate oh strange we're chillin we're chillin yeah that's fine i don't
think it'd be bad yeah we don't know yes yes yes yes
Yeah, they will afford full ban on my whole roster.
Yeah, just save some trades.
They do that often.
Um...
The next one for those that's funny.
Should I cap or should we save money?
Yeah, do money.
And then they've spotted you now.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, we can go...
Depends on what they if I you know if I'm a 2tp, Marcy. What are you but you're zero tp or one tp fucking Hanzo
But bro you're lucky yet to bribe the deads to put a fucking fake on go because it's only she you play you fucking
Yeah, you can save white fox save white fox so we have Luna white fox and then we can just
That's fine. Yeah, we we we knew they wanted to play cap. It was just whether whether we could get it last or not
So it's it's fine. You guys
Okay, we'll just have to patty cake really well and then armory if this if this is going poorly for you like go go loot go
strange tank pool
Right and then flake
Armory and if that's not going great or the cap is getting a lot of values pick another support and just go triple
Okay, I think like Ultron or something. I don't know. Oh, I
I don't think you want to play walking into his cap though, just go to the white fox, go
strange.
What hitscan you want to run now?
Phoenix is good here, Elsa is good here.
I think it's up to usurper form, it's just so much damage, it's so much aoe boom, boom,
boom.
Yeah you do that, you could do Elsa, you could do Bucky, it's whatever you want sure
for.
Just play your hearts content. You go wild.
Good luck.
I will say like, Gambit is open, by the way.
They might play Gambit.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, we could.
My juicer is a loser, wow.
Gambit Luki is open.
It's a good offensive, like we walk forward with it.
I do think, like I said at the very end of last game,
whenever we were more proactive, we were winning fights.
Reactive we were losing every single time
Maybe just break keeping in mind um I don't think we were ever
Reactive there's just times where we need to play slow and make ults
We were pretty solid on this map though when we when we played it earlier
Cap isn't that bad, I can swap to Gambit
I also think I can be reeling it
Let's get it
Do you want to take angles? Can somebody follow up Phoenix top right?
Uh, I'll go with the DPS
They're playing top
Some of them
You guys don't let me know
He's walking it up right
He's there
There's a star effect there
Yeah, I'm on him on him
They have no Gambit
I'm gonna stop last
They have snipers up top, I'm shooting them
They're low
Just playing slow when Cap comes up
I got shot but I can't.
We can't lose to a solo cop.
No, the captain with the Star Wars.
I started out there, but we'd be up by now.
Star Wars is flanking, yeah.
Oh, we'll try to walk forward a bit more.
You can just walk it.
Because I was already early on E.
Okay, let's all walk top together.
I hate playing like this comp is so lame.
Cap is close here.
It shouldn't be working to play like one static and one die.
Okay, stay for now, I think.
Look at the cap, look at the cap. Everyone shoot cap.
Okay, cat's out.
Okay, we'll be back.
Okay, we'll be back.
Okay, Stace?
Yeah, everybody walk.
They're gonna go when we come.
I'm behind you guys.
I'm gonna go on you guys.
Okay.
Our Lord is like a hard plank thing.
He's low.
Nice.
Go.
Walk on that.
Walk on that.
Walk on that.
Walk on that.
Walk on that.
I need you when we can.
Okay.
Let's go.
Let's take it full speed.
I'll be right behind you.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm coming for it.
Yeah, I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm not back on
They're getting there strange and you know
What a week
Happens back
Woke up
I'm like this my all
I can help
Nice
Come here and kill me
Stand there, stand there
Okay, I'll ult after
No, no, no, no, no, no
I'm sorry, I'm trying to get out
I'm trying to get out
3, 2, 1
Oh my god
I'm trying to get out
I'm throwing to my throws to my throws to him
NOOOOO
I'm getting fucked by Slytherin
I don't know where you're going
I got you guys, good job.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm all in the tank.
I'm all in the tank.
I'm dead.
I'm just low on the air.
Always one.
I'm almost back.
I'm breaking this.
I'm breaking this.
I'm going to break.
Caps one.
Touch touch touch
I'm gonna go shop. Well, I'm already upgraded. You want me to go
Just stay just stay what you guys are playing
If you want to go cloak you can I wasn't shielding the cat I was showing the
Strange
I had to save my mother
Ooh, we got a team up too.
Oh, I have an anti, I believe.
Anti?
The stall is really putting us off because they can repopulate really fast because of
the how fast the comp is.
No, I mean.
Yeah.
Like, it's shit needs to die.
Yeah, part of that is running.
I can try to be strong more than heal so you can get a bit old faster.
Yeah, I'll just try and focus on the CS as well.
Like we might have to just like, what we get to pick on the Vennet,
we might as well just like put Bites on the point.
We really focus on the area.
I think it was low, but we, he was alive for way too long.
I've been doing naughty stuff in the background all along.
Really? Go on. Check the lore.
Are we going lower?
They're close top here.
As you just shook my healing factor, Keefer!
I am strengthened!
We'll put you in right now.
Remember, we're on three support now, okay?
Okay.
We should let Wisha live.
What'd you walk on now?
Shoot.
Got shoot, Keefer.
Yeah, behind.
Worship him down.
Wait, Lunatop, right on me?
I can get up from here.
No.
No, he's not peeking.
Don't stack, don't stack, don't stack, don't stack.
Yeah, I'm peeking.
He broke.
I'm with our DPS.
I'm with our DPS.
I'm close to my arm.
Okay, I'm close to my arm.
I'm close to my arm.
Aww.
Damn.
your bicep your bicep yeah yeah I'm dead anyway
war
got you
I mean where you want me to go
where you want me to go
come bottom left
come bottom left
their cap is going to be set up above us and we just have to live okay
you're going to come behind just everyone's stuck here there
don't fall on me don't fall on me
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The cap is coming behind, but the city is gone for now.
The cap is started both behind.
Yeah, it's like wheels.
Yeah, yeah.
Pressing up, yeah, pressing up.
Yeah.
OK, that was it.
I'm out, I'm out.
I'm out, that's forward, ready?
Yeah.
I got you.
That's really well behind us.
Guys, I'm in my support, although I'm in my support.
OK, OK, OK.
OK, my ult over.
There's a door still behind us.
How many are you?
I'm playing bunker.
We're close again, but we're close again, but
Have a good idea. Fucking good
We shouldn't need gamba here
Strange strange strange
I
Mean
Perhaps one. Oh my gosh, I'm revolted. I think it was I should keep you down
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's I'm gonna thank you for the idea
I'm with you
Let's walk one. I'm not thinking okay
This feels empty
They're close
That was really close. I'm right
They're gonna engage we can look for a strange defensive, okay?
Play together. Please stop. Please stop. Yeah
I'm trying to live on point.
Yeah, stay care of us then.
One on right, one on right.
Make sure we touch.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I think you have to.
Yep, trying to down.
If you die, I'm sure you're about to TP, okay?
Yep.
Walking up, walking up, walking up now.
I'm close.
I'm blocking the hills.
I'm trying to live on point. I'm on the point. I'm on this.
I can't get on.
I'm not gonna lie guys. Like I feel kind of cooked. Yeah, what can we do?
What can we do? I feel like we should have married in America, honestly.
Yeah, we gotta. We gotta.
Their back lines not that's right the front line let's try it
Well we get more pilots
Working on it is cab one of the more broken characters right now like he's just like
Okay
Okay, guys, we just need more final hits.
Chad, I don't know if that is game work anymore.
Like, can you not survive against Cap?
Like, I don't understand it.
I think we should not play Namor, hello.
I think those characters are buns and ass.
Yeah, you are a tank, not a DPS.
I mean, I was getting picks, so.
Hey, you're a tank.
I don't think that one was a problem.
No, no, no, no.
Namor picks on Namor.
No, no, no, no.
That's fine, right?
But the actual, like, you picking the hero, you could do so much more on Elsa or Phoenix
or anything else, and Warren, you need to be on support.
We want to fucking win this we gotta do something drastic one you're playing support
We're gonna fucking play cap, and I'm gonna play I'm okay
For comp things, but I'm gonna tell you right now. I don't think hella was anywhere close to a problem
What we do how to name more it just it doesn't do enough like those characters are
are all g characters and they're just not good enough right now
but you know we're up by one like we we still losing
i'm playing
yeah i'm first thing again
I'm playing camp, I have 100%
Oh, okay, okay
I mean, is anyone playing out or do you want to play camp?
I mean, what do you guys like to do?
No, no, I think we play, I think you play, it's fine
I'll play
We ban Star-Lord?
I'm banning camp out
Okay
We weren't playing camp out
I'm banning it either way
Can we consider a Star-Lord ban?
I feel like last series, this series is a problem for me.
I'm going to save strange so you can go back to strange if you need to.
Good idea.
Because they're not going to band cap.
I don't think he's going to stand.
Even when we killed their cap, we're still losing them.
We're not just gonna run down by the same comp at least.
Mix it up.
We were losing 5v6 most of the sides.
If there's shields, like I already said,
when you're playing strength shield isn't breaking,
you can do whatever the fuck you want.
This guy's shield is full HP the entire game.
We had zero output on strength shield.
So even when their cat dies,
The stranger is just shielding himself and he's just waiting on the point until the other guy recently comes back.
Like, it's the old school, like, Venom, Stalker, but on top of the fucking captain.
It's even worse. Like, it just, it's how it goes, it's how it goes.
Because we have no actual damage.
What about, what about...
Punisher.
Well, let me put the Punisher and just put output out there. We just do some damage. I'm down. I'm actually so down
Because I'm telling us
We don't have the outputs right now to break shield even after the cat pick it to actually get another point in cap
They waste so much time by the time we get to the point we have 80 points. I think it's over
Yeah, I'm down. What do we want to last man?
We need to dump damage at this point. Sure. Sure. Sure. Don't put me on Punisher then. I
Don't mind that
Just shoot the sponges.
My backline just played like Luna Cloak, and then we're going to play...
That's what I was going to say the whole time. Cloak is insane.
I'm going to play Emma.
Yes, Cloak is a dank here. Cloak, right click.
I feel like I'm going to survive the pressure.
What am I playing?
Elsa, Phoenix.
Which one do you want?
You could sigh if you really wanted.
Torches open, torches OP this season.
No, what are you playing? What are you playing?
We keep fighting until we get to the top.
It literally doesn't matter.
Like, Elsa, Phoenix, Torch, it's just what you think you're going to get value on.
Yo, X, I think your chat wants me to tell you not to play cast.
But I don't, I don't think...
Yeah, but yeah, but I was one of the only cap players like Lexus in one.
Like, I actually know that I can get a character.
Oh, you're different. I actually think you're goat on tab.
I
Have to be terrible and I was pretty good at it. Oh put snowflake on our cap
And then extra
I'll be able to walk forward when you're in
I basically just stand on my back line and make sure they don't get run over
What we need to do is capture the mission area. Got it?
Alright lock in guys. We got this.
Don't get your meat about them. Come left, come left team, come left.
Left, left, left.
They're gonna engage on you guys, so be ready to back, okay?
Cap is in.
Nice.
Cap 2 bar.
I'm walking up.
Turn down play.
Yeah, I'm set up, I have an angle.
Let me know when Cap's on you guys, okay?
Okay, okay, turn in Cap, turn in Cap, turn in Cap.
Look in Cap, look in Cap.
Oh, I might be cooked, guys.
Oh, you're way too far up.
Yeah, okay, okay.
We're even, we're even, we're even.
Turn, turn Cap, turn Cap, turn Cap.
Oh, I got hit by him.
Oh, he's here.
I go I go thankful here. There's nothing for me to really shoot. Okay, everyone, everyone
walk left side together. Our captain's gonna go from right side. Okay. Everyone left side.
My supports need to stand in a doorway and literally like don't walk up unless you guys
And be ready to turn him feel his cap together. Okay, I'm gonna walk through this way right here
I'm walking
We're turning out for dinner now. I'm just being so
I'm walking up again
where's cap where's cap
I killed him
hey raven help you're thankful
I'm gonna go smell
I'm trying to live so I can go back into the final
They have no one coming back okay more than you can kill
Okay, so getting doing the pressure of killing Luna is not enough because they have to one
else like are we done I think cap is isolating people and then just clapping
them in the back line I try to pull up my shotgun tell but he just gets out what
you know what you don't play any schoolgirl okay I think I think play play
play whatever you're gonna I think we're doing better with that okay you know we
can try we can try war on Punisher and then we stay together as a group of three
How's that I think I think I'm just gonna play scroll cuz what I'm comfy on yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I just let's just go with vibes. I mean, so as you didn't work
No, they're losing vibes because I'm trying to put on a turn
Yeah, play enough room we play we play ball together for now
I'm trying to fight early with an ult, okay, my support's played back.
Support's played back.
Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
I'm trying to live on early, maybe I can trade.
That's embarrassing, Loki.
I don't know why I'm not...
Okay.
Why am I not the first, like,
which even stacked as a ball there.
They have I'm they're going to fly up in I'm okay
Okay. Okay.
I'm cheating. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm hit, I'm hit, I'm hit. I'm trying.
I got Luna, I got Luna.
Can one, can one, can one.
How does it not hit him?
I got two, I got two.
What does it not hit you there?
I am seeing Shilin.
Is that going?
Yep.
Left squirrel is getting out on the stairs.
They're going to have Mantis Ultron cap?
Or did they cap what you guys?
They cap Alted.
Okay, Mantis Ultron pun.
Okay.
We should clop ult first.
Uh, cap behind, cap behind.
Yeah, I'm on cap, I'm on cap.
I'm clopping, clopping, clopping.
Yep.
I'm gonna get
I'm gonna get
I'm okay
I'm fine
I'm fine, I'm fine
We both advantage here
Forts are low in the backline, 1HP, 1HP, Luna
I'm shooting at
I'm shooting at
I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get up
I'm gonna get up
Let him again, let him again, he's in, he's done
We have Luna on releasing
96, 96, 96
96, I'm gonna play back for it
What do you get?
Let's pop
Nice, good job, good job
I'm gonna explode up
We're playing down here man, this is so bad
We have unfinished business here we're gonna week on the stairs
Carry your deadpool carried up
PUN PUN PUN PUN PUN PUN OTHER
Got TP
This is unplayable dude, actually I guess
Fuck
That was last map against this team
Yeah, why was that so unplayable?
They had ult on map with triple support.
If I'm on Phoenix they just sit in the back and I do ZDPS.
Triple support is so much better.
Like it's 90 likes.
That's it.
Like anything I feel like I can't kill.
They get all their shields back.
Like cap.
Wolf.
Like it's just weird meta.
I don't know if it's meta, but.
I feel like it's tough to kill anything anytime they're low they're back to full instant.
Wait are we out of that?
I mean we're out of audio right?
Yeah I think we're out of audio.
Do we play the necks?
We have a chance to be in it if we have final hits.
What does final hits mean?
That's like final blow?
Like most kills.
Oh final blows.
Yes.
I don't know if we got that.
whichever team has the most final blows the teams that get eliminated they pick
two teams to be in the next interesting okay then let's go hard next game yeah I
will say like especially if we're playing against a team comp like that like it's
very important to like know like the in and out and I'm calling it I just need
I mean I don't I don't I don't I don't think it's my fault it's not it's not
I don't think it's much I could do that
brother I had more limbs on map one on the first map then they're then they're
strange like and they were getting and they were crushing us like the guy had
two kills and they're doing like 15 like the guy was doing nothing and they were
winning anyway because it's just a comp problem
like like replacing with him and he's like tank and you weren't coming for
shit come what come what I'm against dive I'm like I'm kind of like I'm kind of
I don't want to do that.
I'll catch you up.
I'll catch you up.
My game of all this faces is so stupid.
Look, we're up by 1 now, we're up by 1 now.
And look, like, like, where's our game?
Where's the one where the damage
Why how is he alive? How did this is outrageous?
Explain!
Oh look at my B.O.B.
How do you move?
How do you move?
M?
Anyway, I don't know if you're being...
M? Yeah, guys.
Like we're up by two!
How is he not dying?
I don't understand!
Well, I could do... I could try the triple support.
Um...
you want me to do the Ultron or would you rather go off there?
The final to do Ultron was like two games ago, dude,
or play whatever you want.
Mid God has a world that's just a game.
It doesn't matter.
Let's just have fun for the last match.
Well, I'm down to play for like final blows.
Try to qualify off Wild Card.
I'm behind you.
I'm going to play support next game, this one triple solo tank, X.
Hey, Mr. Cuss, I'm being good vibes.
Alright, we're done by two.
I
Like
Activate it!
Bro, on my POV I'm getting harassed by 33 of them.
How are the vibes?
Each time I support them.
Oh, the vibes are amazing.
Guys, thoughts on our moori playing flanks, AP or Luna?
Oh, we're down by 2, I mean.
Yeah, I'm gonna play support next game, for sure.
Skinny little twink full of anger No, it's just too far up, eh.
Look, look, look, look, look.
That's my problem here.
I'm the first one forward, which is good.
I used to support, actually, back.
We have to stack as a team.
Like...
No, just now.
Just now, it's just not...
Well, no mobility, nothing, we can't do anything.
like that should block anyway I don't even understand it
I don't even know what is it, it doesn't die though.
Yeah, um, squirrel build doesn't pressure capitol, like, it, like, there's nothing to
damage. This guy takes zero damage, like actually ever.
like what's killing us here man I don't understand
Oh, we're not healing that?
3 heals cap is up is up is you can win if you don't want any 3 heals you can win
I mean
I'm trying to see if I got the problems I I can't
Okay, okay, yeah bang. Okay. There's no world there is no world where you can lose here
Okay, up by one and sorry, right?
Okay, bang.
Okay, up by one.
They have no ults, one to the point, kill the tank.
That's it.
Over here's.
Up by one, one vulnerability on the point.
You walk, you win the game.
Now,
this guy
is taking no damage.
Damage
What the fuck am I boy doing what's my boy doing yo
before I'm watching the fire I know like what I'm saying I'm watching I'm
watching map one like we kill one tank right we're trying to get to the point
like yeah we need your damage onto the tank so that we could get the point like
I'm gonna pick every solution but like we have to clear the tanks you not mean
like nobody is focusing tank like that that's one of the point he's thinking
like negative damage the guys to be negative that like the guys taking a
less than I am and he's alone with no backup like I not gonna lie but I feel
like a mop to a flame whenever there's a cap behind us I don't know how to just
like ignore him like half or I go she drinks like you said
But if cap is in, we should be shooting cap.
And then once cap is out, it's our turn to put the game.
Where is the damage?
Help!
Lord!
Let me know when cap is in, because that means I have to,
I don't have to go all the way back and shoot cap.
I just have to play slow, because I know you guys are
looking at it, right?
Now I'm not going to help in the front line.
If these guys help bar, then get killed at any time.
For two in a, for two or three seconds.
Was there ever a time he was not in?
Yeah, map one, map one, stage one.
Hold on, I'm gonna give you the exact time on this.
At 35 on the point.
Like basically at five to 14.
Okay, the chat guys were five to six.
We should be walking under the point
and clearing the point.
Looking at the team we're like looking at fucking at gardens and galaxies and what the fuck like their tank is not sticking any damage at all
And the campus nothing can be any dead
Just map map one engage number two at five minutes ten seconds and on going
Yeah, five ten
Okay, they saw all the POVs, right, some of the other POVs, now let's look at their POVs,
and they're down by one.
You're stalling.
They're taking so little damage that their Luna is attacking me, while this is the last
thing that Luna shouldn't even be doing.
Their tank is so full HP, I'm being hit by their fucking healers, this is fucking miserable,
this is miserable.
I'm living only
It might just be a skill issue. It might just be a skill issue, Loki.
Are they ready or what?
No, they're not ready, but I wanted to come here
to inspire some malice in their hearts
because Team US is about to lose
and if they lose against us, they don't qualify.
Oh, snap.
But so do we not though.
Yeah, but we can take the camera with us.
Just grab them by the mic and drag them in.
Is this like a cremation thing or what?
Huh?
Is this like a cremation?
Like, if I can't have it, you can't have it?
have it like he's just like uh just like that yeah we lose we're better than
the US oh yeah I thought I think actually help this
Did you make it as all good? Yeah, yeah
The kills the eliminators no oh no
Final blows within the region. It's based on the 1v1 between the timebreakers
Yeah, so I think...
So if he has that, then we win him.
Yeah, but...
What happens if we...
Only if...
Only if, uh...
But don't be Samurai United.
Right.
It's like that.
Sam is...
Possible.
Then Samurai United, Paul.
And then we just hear what Paul by Final Bull is.
It's not over, guys.
There's a chance.
Right, why don't we just save Sycobus?
Let's put Shreve on Sy.
Shreve, are you nice on Sy?
Shreve is kind of friendly.
I do feel like a lot of these teams have been banning Sy, so I feel like they're
evens on it. Yeah, I mean, if it was Sy, we can final hit
Farms first. True.
final hit farms. Yeah, we just need a final hit farmer. That's it.
Caleb, get into lobby and not leave it. Alright.
I thought I got it done there. I thought it was over.
Vibes are so up right now, guys. Bro, not for me.
We're down by two already. He is so happy.
Hell no.
Hell no.
We're down by two.
I have four players on me, and even then, even then, there's four on me.
Look, we still lose players.
I'm in. I'm inviting you guys.
like there's absolutely nothing in it
damn emmer united beat us and tell you that's you
like same about same about me here
same about me here, what is this?
They were up by one there their their tank soul again same process with it up by one
I'm the press on and and clear clear tank clear
Oh
They read with a red begin. Oh shit
Nothing's dying
I think our best chance to win guys is like you play Thor with Exxon tank and then we
We played triple support back client with Aramori on Mantis.
Sure Thor.
I think that's the best chance that we have at winning.
We're not doing great in the front to back stuff right now with Gruff.
So it's like if we put worn solo DPS, right, and then have you on tank, and we can damage
Busty with Mantis and put Doki Bird on Luna, and then we can play Fan Fan on Cloak or something,
I think then it becomes hard for us to die and stuff.
And they are going to play like some guys, and we can't ban it all round.
I think that's the best thing we have. And like, Loki? So it's pretty good.
And then this, this, that also lets me play like Gambit Loki if they leave it open.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, someone was saying it's hard to ban out dragons with these sweet things, but I don't care.
Yeah, we're, I think we're just gonna, like, target bankings when I'm Loki.
Okay.
This team will play Wolves. I think we just will in first hand.
I don't even know. I don't even know.
Pepeh and Zix QCL
That fight is lost anyway, it's over anyway, it's over
I'm in, I'm in
Yeah cause like, in worst case scenario
Oh dear, like, yeah, in worst case scenario we end up on something like this
and I think we can play that because fan fans like that would be the worst case
scenario but I don't think they'll let that through so they've been banning
this character a lot so yeah I like that too I like that too but they don't
Okay
Now we're gonna win. It's a good map for us, too. Hell7's nice.
XQC, can you put the record of the tournament on screen, please?
Uh, okay, so if that's what you want, Ormory, I think this is what we would do then.
Who's Eggrat?
Emeru.
That's Emeru.
I think that's what you'd do. I think that's what the line looks like.
Okay. Oh, I can't. You don't want to ban rocket. You don't want to ban rocket? No, not really.
I've heard that's what they're running. Yeah, but Thor eats that character up. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Oh, they want an R. Yeah, I said. Oh, yeah.
He's fucking good at this game. Let's do this.
But Pete makes less celestial. Hey, we're not losing this. We're not losing this. I don't give a shit
Pete makes a little too. No, we're not losing this. I mean, we're not doing it
You that last man could be anything if you don't think it's if you don't think it's a
Like there's a bunch of other things that we could ban there. We could do this we could do this
Like there's a bunch of last bands we could do there
Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does but like if it's if it's this triple
then they're not really he can touch that but if it if it's like this okay okay
we'll just see what you feel about the floor you seem excited
oh it's a classic
it's always go
I should have blanched before that was mean of me as you know it was I was on
bugging him I'm just saying like overall as as an action everybody should be
looking at least so I thought to thank it because that's the focal point of
there's no like wild card if we win this potentially I think we freaking got
this let's hand it to these USA frauds you mean South Canada yeah
Oh
South I like this up there
It's a 13th province
I
Name them
Yeah, prove your Canadian name ten provinces
I'm going off. I'm going off script, but I think this is good Saskatchewan
Target band nice
Ontario put back hold on new Brunswick
Invisible on my grade
Newfoundland what's up?
Oh the magbook not long ago. I mean, it's just bad. It's just not great
Yeah, I like I like to protect I like to protect
That's actually such a good counter to their first protect.
That's a great pivot.
And I know what I'm last banning to.
Did he buy Star at all?
Yeah, he does. They played a little bit of Star, they played a little bit of Side.
Star could be a good ban. I'm in a ban Star, I think.
Dub, dub, dub.
Cloakie, dagger, they think you're a one trick, Vianne.
No, Klotz always vans Cloak against me.
Either.
Alright, this is good. This is good. We got a good comp going.
Not bad.
Pick your hero.
Okay, okay. So we can go...
Floor Mag, I think X...
Oh?
Yeah, I think you go Floor Mag, I think X you play Mag because they're gonna be a bunny.
Right?
I think armor you'll get at this.
Yeah, I think you go Squirrel Girl, I think that's fine.
And then you can sue here.
Yeah, I can sue.
Are you sure you don't want to swap with me, Armory?
So you can do more on suit?
Well, if Armory is not going to play Mantis, you should play Fox.
Listen, I saw some gameplay from There's Spider-Man.
Like Mantis absolutely better at Spider-Man.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Go sue Fiona. I'm going Mantis.
I'm going to eat them up.
Yeah, I think Armory on Mantis is like big win content.
Good luck. We win this. Can you say sucks J3s bald?
Yeah, we can let a bald man beat us
Yeah, cop is open
X after first
Depending on what they're running if you want to go copy cat
And like we'll have another support out. Well, they will do but
Mag is just like generally good into like the pond and everything. Yeah
Let's go, fighting!
We fight really strong, okay?
Play together, play together.
Someone's too left, too left.
Am I at an instant point?
Should we swing right for wider?
Yeah, sure, sure. Let's go right, let's go right.
I'm holding right, I'm holding right.
If you want a different one in the back.
We're not all right by the way.
I'm going back main, I'm going back main, I'm going back main.
Oh, we were just late on them.
I'm playing slow main.
I think you go cap here.
Yeah, I agree that.
Oh my gosh, this is a comfort rewriting the meta
Yeah, I can damage boost
We're playing for our scroll girl over here, let me know when you're ready to go and can you touch point maybe x
Yes, I'm doing that you touch it and just a lot of their beeline. Okay, you ready guys. Yep. I'm walking
They're gonna skip out. Okay. Um, fine.
Shhh.
Are you good?
Help him. Help him.
He's got pulled up. He's got pulled up.
Yeah, Flats is done.
He didn't get my ult.
I'm going to Molly.
I'm just going to Flats.
Uh, it's on me. It's on me.
Can you walk Flats?
I didn't throw it yet.
I didn't throw it yet.
Let me throw it.
We're not really brawling.
I don't think that's gonna work.
Uh, it's fine. It's fine.
I don't know if I can f anyone
Yeah, I think I might have to
unfortunately coach there
I can't help it, no
All good
Well if you had a little bit more brawl going on
I think it would be fine
but uh, we're kinda getting choked out here
Alright
I'm going to uh, uh, strange particular
it's all about final hits guys
get ready get ready get ready walk up three two one I'll make it touch I will
I'm up first. We're in. We're in. Nice. Oh, I'm up. I got that. I got that. Don't let it. Three, two, one. Miles over. Miles over.
Walk up, walk up. I'm going to the end.
Oh, I'm trying to get this. Do you have shields? No, number 10. Number 10.
Number one. No, I feel this. It feels gross. I'm grabbed.
Okay, try it. No, I'm not. I'm just saving one.
Alright, now this rolls on the wet.
just fodder
No, I see through the bomb behind my shield
Right, I was all yet like a hundred eighty okay, it was it would have to be that perfect timing such impossible
And...
Do they have support ult?
They have...
Let's um...
I think we just uh, chuck him in, just uh, I'll walk up with, with Strange and we just stand, stand in the fucking stand the abilities, right, with nothing.
I'm gonna be ripping my ult.
Do it, okay.
We catch him in this.
Yeah, for this fight I'm gonna go Phoenix.
We got this. Triple DPS. Just shoot them. Miss weed us out.
We can still turn this. We can. Yeah you can. See if we can force the support
along. I just need to be a bit closer. Last time I
I meant through it too far.
Watch a TP, have my TP play.
Watch a TP, watch a TP.
Here.
On top.
They're main, they're main, they're main.
Left by your top?
I see it.
No, I'm with you.
Yay.
No, no, just walk main.
Walk main.
Walk main.
Walk main.
We have to go, buddy.
You guys walk up.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
OK, pop six.
Engage, engage.
Hold up.
I'm a little behind.
I can't see you.
Yeah.
Five, four, three, two.
Alright, I'm going back, back, back a little bit.
I got hooked.
Nice jump.
What is this?
Over and over again, this is so bullshit.
That's so bullshit.
Okay, he's good spam though six DPS
I'm going right side
That'll
What do we got what we got
back smile on my face war in my eyes
I'm good for some Hail Marys I guess
I mean that's good I mean it's a good trade I mean that's like the best way
you can get
Thanks. Thanks.
This is weird to me.
I am stranker.
At all. You ready?
Well, I killed at least five.
We're good for five.
Oh!
Let's come back. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
One more fight. We're ready.
Just four or seven.
Yeah, yeah, one more.
Let's get a good entry, at least.
Nice. They're almost got it.
Don't get hooked.
Oh, man!
No!
I'm too sick.
I'm going to barge in.
guys all that matters is finals we got zero out of about two tanks you're one
playing tank at all dude I'll hop on dyno I can run it down on the dyno
Run that out, run that out, just walk in there and do something.
Smile on my face, pour in my eyes.
Chey, wait, we all gotta do something, no. If I do something, we all gotta do something.
Bro, I've been waiting for you to do something, alternate.
We all have to do something, we've all discussed your limbs.
But what do these fries?
And we know...
What is that?
What is that fry?
What is that fry?
And what is that?
What does that mean?
What is that?
Is that what you mean?
Buddy, these lobbies and nobody's eating good. Like, any of these teams loses to a genuine,
eternity, celestial combo, not even fucking a one above all of us.
We have one more thing to legitimately eternity around the journey level lovey like
Yeah, I'm sorry
We might need a little bit more brawly for the floor there. They're kind of just skin
Save the goods for once on the bandit.
If they first ban it, I can't do anything to help you.
Where is magic?
If they don't first ban gambit, we do have gambit.
Okay, I'll save your group.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking here.
It's not over until it's over.
It's literally not over yet.
I should have saved your group last time.
You guys want to ban, like, Elsa or something?
Just ban all of his fucking characters or what?
Does he play Elsa?
Yeah, we can ban that.
I'm gonna ban Bucky, Bucky really hard.
I can't say no.
Again, so we're gonna play Bucky,
Calender's the fuck out of us.
Okay.
Because we have no shielder,
and then he just hooks either me or him.
Well, Warren cannot get hooked.
That character just can't get hooked.
Oh, yeah, oh, Dino?
I'm walking forward and I'm chomping on him, okay?
Yep.
Okay.
That's okay.
That's fine.
guys playing the game is more important than rank in this game like you need to play the
game a lot of us don't play the game we don't play we don't play anymore like playing the
game like anything I feel about the game is a lot more important just being good at the game
I
We have dino group if my if wolf gets value
You because you and you in a if you're playing DPS right?
We could go like low key Luna
Low key Luna with like sure for on wool than you unlike funnisher or something or you and Elsa
Whatever you I play also Phoenix
Make sure for what do you what do you want to play here? Do you want to play like I've been trying to find the answers so
I can find something in my head the only thing that semi work so far is hella and hoping I just get too quick headshot
I think you looked good on the world if they're not gonna play it you could just go wool
Yeah, if it doesn't work then like I think you could just go like
Cyclops hello sure yeah
Cyclops like I know Cyclops is good because there's so much damage, but it didn't seem like a new you could go funny then you could go funny
If we're gonna be in a front the back
All right
X and worn the way my character works is I have to like level up at the start of the fight
So yeah, we just sponge and hide
Just you know, no we can we can play aggro just be aware of my
Retills before she's
Literally
We have to break the turret.
What do I break it?
Carrex!
Carrex!
By some good corner.
This is crazy damage.
I'm gonna shoot.
I'm gonna shoot.
Don't let me know when everyone's ready for a kidnap.
Yeah, yeah.
Ready?
We have to walk.
We have to walk.
We have to walk now.
We have to walk.
Ready in three, two, one.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
Get him.
Get him.
You are so low.
You're so low.
You're so low.
You're so low.
You're so low.
You're so low.
You're so low.
You're so low.
No, they also in this one then.
Wait, no dino? Wait, I know no dino.
No dino, no dino and then they shoot me play, play what ever you want.
They shoot me play live, play live, play live.
I'm gonna go panic.
Let's go Hawkeye and hopefully ring them headshots.
Let's do this. Yeah, let's get it on the pocket.
File hits guys, remember.
Have we had it this fall yet? What are we doing?
I'm doing moxie roleplay right now.
I like that.
They just pushed up.
Hey, there you go.
I'm just doing this the whole fucking time.
I don't fucking know, man.
I need two moments.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't see you.
I'm holding.
I'm holding, I'm holding, I'm holding, I'm holding.
I'm holding, I'm holding.
He's one. He's one again.
Slow, slow, slow, slow with it.
We have cap, we have cap.
I'm here, I'm here.
Three, two, one.
They're low, they're low on the B line.
I'm going back line.
I made this fall back with my ult.
I got multiple-ingred up nice.
Spinal hits, spinal hits, spinal hits!
You're actually different right now.
I'm working on it. I've been working on it for a while now.
We can ask them if they can give us finals.
Yeah.
We have coffee here. We have coffee. We have coffee.
Walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up.
No.
Well, no turret, by the way. No turret.
They're going to have ammo after this.
Alright, you don't have to block that.
I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
I couldn't.
You got it?
It's okay. No, no, let's do it.
I'll take it. I'll take it right there.
I got blocked.
Get the finals, Triforce.
I'm just shooting arrows, and I'm hoping one hit the head bro, I'm looking for the 777,
I'm looking for maximum, I'm looking for maximum, I'm looking for maximum, I'm looking for maximum,
We might do the left side, don't set too much damage.
Okay, following Kat.
No, no, no, no, that dino was hurting.
Fun.
I vote again, really serious.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get smelted.
I'm gonna flank, I'm gonna get a kill.
I'm gonna get a kill.
I'm gonna get a kill.
I'm gonna get a kill.
I'm gonna get a kill.
I'm gonna get a kill.
My support is that they're like please for themselves and just try and live and not to shut across the map
I need to do it.
Magnificence, Magnificence, let's do a job and get out of here.
We got this, y'all. We got this.
Watch Elsa here, okay?
I don't know how to play this one.
I didn't like that, since we played this map.
I
Know low point of one one HP. I don't know who that is
I need to know I need us to walk up just walk up and be ready to do now. Okay
Yeah, I can't get any of it.
I'm in here.
Watch the elbow, watch the elbow.
3, 2, 1.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
I'm close to my elbow, okay? Play for my elbow.
Magnet, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Oh my god!
Just chill, just chill. I'm on top, I'm on top.
Not over here, Pathman is not over yet.
Oh my god, we did it!
Pathman, don't look for Pathman.
Yeah, I'm pushing bad.
I can, I can, I can, I can, I can.
I have ult though.
Yo, I'm getting smashed.
I'm alone.
I'm hit, I'm hit.
With that grenade, me.
I'm tapping, tapping, tapping.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, we have ult.
I'm ulting, I'm ulting.
Oh.
I get rezed.
I'm going to ult.
Oh, hit that ult.
I am ready to push.
It's just going to be good.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
That's killing me, bro.
Just kidding, that's good.
Nice on them or nice
Nice behind
Nice pushing our back line if we could turn from that would be huge
It's on me. It's on me. It's on me
We stop right there. We stop right there. Yeah, I'm dead. I'm dead.
Go next, go next
I'm not gonna let us put point like that again.
No no no, yeah, I'm doing it now.
Okay okay.
They're at least gonna back up.
Watch the L-Soul to here, okay?
I'm gonna let you heal.
They're back up, they're back up.
We can walk, it's safe, it's safe, it's safe.
She's looking for the L-Soul.
Yeah, I'm looking at her.
I'm gonna shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.
Oh, I didn't have friends.
I
Oh, I'm blocking.
You got strength ults on the way back and maybe hop back to TP.
Come on.
Oh, I'm so one. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Uh, I'm touching.
I guess, I'm on.
I got one. I'm almost at, wait, I'm almost at.
Nice. I'm close to port.
Oh my god, the finals!
I don't want to use my ult.
The finals! The finals!
I don't know how to put that happen, but...
You have no tanks right now, we're coming.
Your character literally auto-aim one taps people in your ult.
Yeah, but they just have to hide around a corner for a millisecond.
Oh my gosh, look at the fuck you're getting sure for.
Yo, you don't think you can get your ult, right?
Uh, no, no, I'm fine.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna look for whale, we have to cap on it.
If we're gonna win this, it has to be early whale.
Okay, okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Is everybody on this?
Oh, they know, they know I'm here, I'm getting marked.
I'm hiding.
I'm waiting for whale when they walk out, get ready.
They know, they know, they know, they know.
Okay, I'm kind of back.
I'm gonna wail this right?
I'm going to wail this right?
That good?
Going to the ground?
I have no right to my thing.
Oh no.
I have to go.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Wait, or even?
I first little, I first little.
Keep me up, keep me up, keep me up, keep me up.
I don't think I can touch.
I'm on, I'm on, I'm on.
Excellent, I almost backed.
You tried so hard to keep you up.
I almost backed.
I almost backed.
I almost backed.
I almost backed.
I almost backed.
I almost backed.
I tried so hard to keep you off, John.
Keep it up.
I don't believe it.
Ah!
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
That was the closest we ever got.
Hell he was.
I couldn't have lotto enough.
You didn't.
You didn't fucking crazy.
That's difficult.
We shouldn't have put him on Hawkeye the entire time.
For real.
Yeah, Ro was him on that.
I was not there. I apologize. All good. All good.
Thanks for letting me join, guys. Appreciate that. You guys are awesome. Good job. Good
job. Next, we'll come back. Oh, yeah.
We'll cut.
They're taking the time out there.
Oh, yeah.
Great.
All right.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Nice to meet you all.
Goodbye.
Nice to meet you.
You too.
Bye, bye.
See you later, guys.
Take care, Team Canada.
Take care.
Bye, bye.
Bye, bye.
Bye, bye.
I mean you don't win those games this is just a ball I mean it's just an overall skill
Yeah, so why you took a massive a third one you took a massive a third one
Stop trying to be mad positive, bro. Are you not on my team?
But you're gonna lose in whatever first round for your loss. Oh, really?
You're a non-factor, you're useless.
So what was you doing on Captain America?
You were jumping around like a fucking bunny rabbit.
You look like a stupid.
No way you hit top 250. There's no way.
Show me what. It gotta be 1.5, right? 1.5?
No, you're not a gamer. You're not a gamer.
Who's not a gamer? I'm a gamer!
But I play this game on my spare time, and I get top 250.
You play this game all your life.
No, you were meaning this game when you got your top 250.
to buddy remaining this game.
But on my spare time I play this game.
I have to get the top of the game.
You play your entire life in this game.
You take it out of Celestial.
You're a Celestial hard-struck dumb-fuck.
I just don't fuck.
I actually picked Eternity.
So the same time he picked One of the Balls,
so we can see how it was inflated,
because you must have went Rocket Raccoon for One of the Balls.
Be honest.
What's your hours on Rocket?
What's your hours on Rocket?
But I was like, number one, a group player
in the entire server.
Let me tell you what.
But number one, there was only five group players at the time.
It's not flakes it's not it's not it's not that works the game is how it's a game at peak player base when I was playing
Oh, really? Really? That's he telling me now?
Both I was
Oh, I was cut in the highest player count. He's ever seen I'm a fucking gift to my target fucking you oh
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Were you in this element?
Oh, you were the last guy.
Brother, I didn't know you were playing.
I thought you were doing a discord.
You were in a series.
Wait, you thought I was there?
Was this the way?
Nice to meet you, man.
You thought I was here?
That's fine.
You knew me.
You knew me.
I can't cry.
It's not playing.
I didn't know you were in a class school.
What?
I'm in a class school.
Yo, we split in our organizer.
Yo, listen, anytime you want to carry us some shit,
bro, I got you, bro.
OK?
I got you.
If you need to carry because it's easy that you're not doing
I can't be rare to what?
Right again.
Well, you're you're so you're so you're so I just
a celestial yesterday.
There's a lot of man on Spiderman.
What are you talking about?
We're just a big bro.
Well, I see your heart beat like no, no, you don't.
I know you don't.
I had to talk about that way.
That I had to talk to 15.
I had to pass on by on a ceiling wheel.
There's the old point by you, I'm just got to be there.
I reach higher voice commands.
Are you stupid?
Uh, I'm laughing at a bank like, ha ha ha.
What are you talking about?
To what bank?
To what bank?
Wells Fargo, it's 12K.
To what bank?
You came and paid 1% of your bank org's rent with that, you fucking dumbass.
My org's rent, my org's rent is free because you know why we work for our shit.
Just stay in?
Bro, now go stay please.
We work for our shit.
That run goes a dad that run
X
Minute I've been paid for six years game
Show me show me show me what we pay rent. Show me one slip. Show me a slip. So you one slip
Show me a slip. Will you pay for rent one time rent?
Rants we own this house. Oh, what are you talking about?
All right, so we're lying
No, I definitely just count I definitely just kept up, but it doesn't matter, bro. You um, you're leasing you're coming forward
So it doesn't matter
What?
Leasing that buddy, buddy, I didn't look at the price. I bought it. Oh, the price buddy, buddy
Let me just say let me just let me just take a couple game of the deals and I'll get your house to you
You can't play that whatever that top 100 pop by group no more because j3 was in this lobby you got dog walked
J3 is bolder than my balls. What do you bring him in into this shit?
Like it's don't talk about j3. Don't talk about j3's here. Don't talk about j3's here
I don't think he's ever been one of them all no no cap
What are you talking about I'd be surprised if he wasn't there are you in there?
No, I'm silver. I'm silver. You just got a lot of be by a silver player, bro. Exactly. Yes, dude
I
See now I know I used to show now I know I know I know why you can't make up in this game now
You don't say this is a game and you can't get away from the most characters on your team
You're you went through the most characters on your team. I can't get kids on time
If you aren't getting kills, this is what it is
I mean, I know why you're when you're playing spider-man you're playing your own world
But you're like you're doing the whole thing, which is mostly nothing you will do nothing if I was over the fuck
Oh, you are done making out of hoops, you know what I'm saying?
Wait, wait, are you out?
Because I'm going to win 5-0-1.
You win 0-1 today.
You win 0-1-5.
You win 0-1.
Name one game you've been at.
You've been at the top ranking in one game.
Wizard 101.
What the fuck do you mean Wizard 101?
There's like no competitive scene.
I'm not going to lie, I'm about to mute you
because I don't know whose team you're on.
You're dick-riding right now.
Chill.
Get off me.
I'm in my lobby
You're writing like your road banks dick for fucking three years
Okay, hold on hold on hold on actually put the pause real quick. Yo, okay, you were just on boss. Oh my god
I loved it was the one I loved it, but I didn't play baby
You didn't know about PvP back then. Yes, it was.
There was over millions, hundreds of millions of players on that game.
You cannot tell me that PvP was not lit 13 years ago, gang.
I'm sorry.
Okay, bro.
Alright.
Now, let this be between the adults.
You got to chill.
Stop jumping on XCC Dick.
It's not going to get you.
Know nothing with him, bro.
Okay, chill.
Back to you, X.
Shut the fuck up because you're ass and you hit top 250 and 0.1% of flexes.
Amaru fucking clears your butt.
She's a better healer than you.
than you, you're fucking here by and you suck.
I don't know why you didn't go rockin'.
That's when you hit top 10 with your fucking rocket.
Every game, every game.
I don't play supports.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
This is why I watch Sinatra when I was a little boy.
But I was, I was, and he's a better,
and he's a better Valorant player than you,
and he taught me how to play my Voravel.
That's why I watch Sinatra, because he clears you.
I'm a Valorant player, so raw stats.
The player base has strength by six times,
six times less players than before.
And I was totally when it was a max to fuck out.
Where were you?
Buddy, buddy, you're your top 10,000 out of 100,000.
You're writing the top 10%?
You know, I was top 0.002.
You were top 10%.
Wait, did I say that to carry you?
Oh, thank you, stop talking.
Anyways.
You what?
I
I swear, I think a luke adopters dead-ass place higher than you and over what I'm dead-ass
You wouldn't know he's a good player you fucking NBA you know what it is to be a winner. He wins in his own world
Me and don't mean does it we do our thing you're
Me and Henry we win your watcher
We usually, we don't.
Me and every win, we don't.
No, Sinatra wins, Sinatra carries you.
You don't win.
Stop it.
Me and every more people at Gaines, you were never.
I never tried to go pro at Gaines.
You know why?
Because I was outside.
You see, see why you shoot the bat?
I was the one.
I was the one.
Because I was outside.
I was the one.
Oh, wait, wait, let me, let me guess.
Oh, you, you say, what did you think I was outside doing?
You're not, you're not with a sweep, you're from the suburbs.
You're from the suburbs.
Bro, you're not from the, you're not a gangster,
you're not going to lie like that.
I'm not a gangster.
You are going to Subbers.
You're right.
I'm not a gangster.
You're right.
You're right.
Subbers.
You're the Subbers.
I mean, that's all the fun I see.
I look at.
I look.
Just let's let's let's that this up.
X we all cool.
We all good in the hood.
And I just want you to say that.
Emerald better.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Well, you know, you know, I say what?
What?
Look, look, your career.
Well, you're careers right here.
What?
I just want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to.
I got a career on my show.
I found your career.
That's not my career, sorry.
That's like 300K, that's not my career.
Yo, yo, I found your career.
It was on my, it was on my career.
It was on my career.
I found that.
You can't flex on your nigga, that's up to game.
I found your career.
The same way I made a hundred K to eight,
that's 300K, that's nothing.
I'm sorry, I put that on my car.
My car's the same, you hear what I'm talking about.
I will buy it for everyone.
Yo, look, you got me in the phone, you got to hate me.
I want you to watch, I want you to watch.
Hold on, I got, you know, you said that new image.
You see that, that, that, that Dillon meme?
It's going to be me with you.
The what? The what?
The Dillon Brooks meme?
You said that before?
Yeah.
You're not tapped in.
That's going to be me.
I got tapped in.
I know what you're talking about.
It's just that you see, like your English,
I can tell you're, you know, you've seen fucking Kennedy.
Because that shit is not good.
This shit is not fucking good.
What the fuck are you from?
How are you in the Canada?
What the fuck are you from?
I'm from Quebec, I'm from the real streets, so I...
The real friends, you wouldn't know what I'm saying.
You don't even speak French!
But, buddy, buddy, I speak English and French, what do you speak?
You speak English and...
...you speak both in English, you speak both in English, you speak both in English.
You speak one English.
What are you speaking?
What?
What?
Yeah, I just got some, I just got some, I need...
Ha-ha-ha!
Yo, you just go crazy?
That's your stats in this shit!
And you was out to 50. I never went pro with basketball, but you you dropped that in your pro game
You talk about thank you for pulling that up. Thank you for pulling that up. Now, put this back down
Sam put scc's face on this and put all his stats on this
Somebody put I can see face on it and put all its fucking stuff on this fucking shit
Drop a donut this shit
Uh, okay now let's see the record straight. I was top 0.02 percent in like six games
And
If you probably pick the matter that you would be good
Fucked up dog. That's like I'm not anything you swatter guys
I'm part of core
That's fucked up that's fucked up you see I would never do something like that bro
I know you're tilted bro. You're tilted you're tilted you can't you can't fathom the fact that you made that bullshit as loser
We came over here we put our fucking hands through your fucking head and said you are our son today
Did you know that you dropped a donut across the fucking board you met Owen
You were the only person on your team that met Owen your ass top 250
This is what's the natural carries you cuz son
Miss natural we're colleagues you know that no you're not I would never on the same level no you're not
Sorry, what was that?
No, we're never on the same level you and Sinatra were never on the same level. I did us watch Sinatra go from valorant
I'm out from overwatch to valorant to one variables and he was just so much better than you every time
Again, I'm not using the incident. It might open your eyes to the real world again. Okay. Hold on
But if it's money, bro, I don't really care about my son. I said, I said, I said, like, you gotta stop talking money with me
We both bless, bro.
Look, look, look, look, look.
Is it on this ring?
Sinatra, Sinatra, DPS, XZ, two, zero.
Look, look, look, look, look.
This is peak competitive watch.
Okay, right.
Now don't give this, don't give this shit right.
Is that my mom?
Right, right.
Wait, X, how long ago was that?
Cause now, now that, if you stand here and go,
Oh, no, no, no, because when I'm talking about wisdom one 13 years ago, people are talking coming out of woodworks.
I mean, they might go to deafening. So I'm saying this 10 years ago. We don't give a fuck about that, bro.
We're gonna talk about 10 years ago. How old are you, gang?
What? What's the big thing at a roll?
No, wait, wait, wait, why is this here?
You're in your prime age and you're at the lowest of everything.
I'm at my prime age. It's not my prime age, gang.
No, he's human-wise. This is where you should be your prime. I mean, you know, I'm just what I'm like 30 31 facts
Well, that's what I'm gonna be off rock. You're 34. Hey, I'm 28. I'm 28
Bro, I
Lay out with these bums, but it is like all shit. Yeah, yeah, what's fucking the wrong shit?
You're dirty you're dirty and you said it you shut up because I see neon pin you to the fucking ground shut up
What do you talk about you think about you taking out a bomb you take it out with neon
He pitched the fucking ground like your little ass kid yo guys me
I
It's important. Okay, we might not have won yet. That's what I'm saying like there's a head-to-head thing if Brazil wins
We might lose or if we
because we two times already.
OK, so if Brazil wins, we get first?
No, we lost to the other team that we lose to lose a game.
I don't think so.
They're losing to Brazil right now.
That's what's happening.
What?
That's what I'm saying.
The team that we completely dominated.
And we also should have dominated America's United,
but we had some.
Yeah, I was on the other team.
I was on the other team, like I said.
I'm surprised the team even noticed
You know that you were going to fucking 7-Eleven.
So the fuck up with zero finals game.
You went from fucking five different things.
You're not taking Sinatra clears.
I'm dead ass.
So much better.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Sinatra is not bad.
Sinatra is not bad.
Sinatra is a real gamer.
But me and him, we did that as a pro.
What are you though?
Me and him, we own you.
we played game professionally, where were you though?
Okay, okay so look, so look, so look, let me tell you something, if I played any game
professionally, nobody ever in their lives is gonna ever hold me to a donut, fax.
Ever, ever.
To a donut?
To a donut, yes, yes, you dropped zero kills, you know what a donut is?
I didn't drop zero kills, fuck you talking about.
Yo, X!
Oh my God.
I didn't drop zero kills, fuck you talking about.
I see
We're doing the we're doing the lines
Look at my street no no way no way this is real, right? Let's get this gotta be for us. I'm right. This is not real. It's not real
25 people do daily and I'm gonna tune into a stream alone
Okay, okay, that's called playing it playing at the Wendy at the Wembley play at the Wembley
I never seen anybody with a 0.3 in my life.
What were you though?
What were you though?
What was hot during this time?
Yeah, what were you?
2023.
Your colleagues were on the field.
I was on the pitch.
Where were you?
No, no, 2023.
I was, um, I was, uh, I was healing at the time.
Let's give it a go.
You were doing the lean and you are being late to your shots because you were fucking lazy
You're stuck in the traffic holding your whole squad back
Okay, wait, I was dead at I got into a firework accident
You would spark that's fucking four and a half am with a fucking 33 minutes streaming your ghost on the door
I don't give a fuck. You were one of the 25. I don't give a fuck. You knew. You knew I was working by 4 a.m. You you watch
You you don't own me game the doughnuts on you the doughnuts on you. What are you talking about?
Bro just gave my whole entire track record. How did you know about that in 2023 game because you want but watch?
Oh, so you're watching this you're not body
You are but watch
And would you get from the ball watch would you get from that? I know aspects
Look at you as big as you means
God doesn't do with me. I never bought a day of my life. No
Anyway, I like the other green screen behind you. So you know, I don't like it
What do you know? Green screen behind me. This is my room. This is actually my room. This is not a green screen
Sorry, I see like this 0.3. That's right above your fucking head
What about that my we know like that my what is this my rule? What do you mean my no, no?
Yes, you know you don't have you don't own you you don't own it or you don't even rent it
So you just you're too rich away. Where's the ice you think you think I'm ever free. Yeah
So you think I've reloaded
Yeah, you're your chet sucker your cat potato
You're swatting. Wait, wait, so am I the only guy reloading? You are. Yeah, bro. You're you're squatting Ron's friend
True he's right true. He's right
I see you think wrong so you think wrong put the money down on this crib and he pays everything and everybody's just chillin every yeah
I don't know who's dick is in your mouth. I don't know if it's wrongs of mine. That was crazy
What is the core easy bro? You just ain't wrong shit. Oh
Well, if you don't like all of you guys, I know for a fact
I want is dead ass better than you every game that you play to the wall wrong. I mean, absolutely
Absolutely wrong. What he's only good at four night in NCS. Didn't you get you a bro versus bro? No, fuck. Fuck. No
That's that that's yeah, you know
Every game I get top zero point zero for two percent. I asked how about this? How about this? How about this?
How about cuz look you and Ronald both very
Gifted in game this like that. How about you do a bro versus bro against one at real life?
I promise you we clear you I'll put up any amount
I promise he's cleaning your real life isn't in your real life. We're like, yeah
So like I do a bro versus bro in basketball. He's clear you get to a bro versus bro and soccer
He's clearing you every time. I promise you every time. Oh
No, why yes, yes, he is
He's so much he's physically so much game you know how to say game
The man is four foot zero and has the fucking a rage on a T-Rex.
The man can't fucking hold, no.
The man's wingspan is illegitimately a stick.
What are you talking about?
No gang, you got taken down by Neon up.
Not true, not true.
You see him, that's true.
Bro, look at it.
No, that did not happen.
That happened.
That happened.
You won once and then he took you down to the other one.
What are you talking about?
Wait, no, you're not! What the fuck are you talking about?
I survived with DDG.
What's that?
What's that?
I know what you said, I know what you said, I know what you said.
Your mic is so bad.
Okay, that's a wrap.
Because you're live right up broke, man.
With a fucking ass fucking microphone.
Just you, man.
All your viewers, I think they donate,
but you never do.
Because you're scamming them raw.
You're scamming your viewers.
Guys, donate.
I need you mic, please.
Please, I need your microphone.
But you know you have the money to buy your one with this shit microphone trash for
me right with that shit on God.
Come on. It's okay, bro. It's okay. Okay.
You got 0.3 minutes in real life.
You lost a neon in real life. You lost an eight in a one-to-one basketball in real life.
from San go water was that waterfront that you did
excuse me and the squad are deep in post game trash talk
right how's the waterfront going?
we need to raise the glitter charity
you steal money from your viewers
you are not the same
you are pathetic
and you are not the same
the water is being built bro these wells to get built
no no no cause you was our kind dick
About ways the schools make a way to water they do wait when the fuck I said that wait
I did where was the school?
I don't know if I can say that oh man exe see me talking so much see you remember what
you be saying game when the fuck I said that oh man don't worry I probably got on his back
burn on his computer bro but you definitely did and I'm gonna hold you accountable to
it sorry where's the water where's the water I see videos game where's the water bro
What's the video? Where's water?
He feels that row.
They're all out there.
There's a site that has all of the what's fucking top?
Row.
This is two years ago, Axe.
No, it's not.
You fucking bum.
First.
First.
First.
First.
First.
First.
Wait.
Did I say in the US?
Y'all both in the water?
Y'all bought the water in the US?
Wait.
It's in the water everywhere, where people fucking need it.
You dumbass.
Bro, go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Can we read one full page of Harry Potter book, bitch-ass?
I read a hack.
I read multiple Harry Potter books and Rick priority books again. Sorry. I'm not bro. I'm actually educated actually graduated bachelor's in computer science
Yeah, sorry, I'm not your average black. Look at him on your face. Look, look fuck it. Fix it. Look
Stop so many videos. So me the location
Wait, I got these niggas working. No
AI
What is this AI?
What is this AI?
What is this AI?
Wait, okay.
So let me get this right.
Let me ask you a question.
So you guys raised how much?
It was what?
100 million?
Millions of dollars for charity.
While you steal your viewers funds and put them in your pocket.
Oh, how do you keep saying I'm a thief?
I literally just not that.
Because I don't people subscribe with the dream of a better
quality stream of good fun and you give them shit.
That's a racket.
That's an arachid.
It's scum.
That's the scam.
Yeah, so don't hide it. Wait, so let me ask you a question, right? Let me ask you a question.
Can I ask you a question real quick?
What's up?
Can I ask you a question? Okay, so if I am supposed to be given the stream quality, right?
Yeah.
And I load up, I load up on a game that somebody else is top 250 on and spank the shit out
of them. That's the content I'm supposed to do. You load it up and game these niggas.
You gave them bullshit!
Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero!
You gave them bullshit!
I don't play this game very much.
You want one more?
One more?
Okay, let's go Spidey right now.
Spidey, no, no, no.
We play all DPS.
One, two, one. All DPS.
All DPS, one, two, one.
Let's go Spidey!
We're still one!
I
Think that means we're first
Hold on
No, we are first you're dead ass first and I gotta go to work away. Uh, good luck with losing it
Oh
I'm praying a downfall
Uh, take care though. Take care and uh, wish you nothing but the worst in your life.
And I'm wishing you well. See that what I did there? Yeah. Give us some water, nigga.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
Uh, give us some good luck. Give us, please. I haven't seen you in three months.
What are you saying? What are you saying? You don't even know what the fuck he's saying.
I've been coming to you for months and I haven't seen one good treatment. One...
We haven't seen anything.
You have never seen something in your life.
He's right. Three months, zero content. I mean...
the first place were first place guys i just checked
i am not sure
wait where's xdk in us
and when you see the leader
i'll be really angry guys stick it in
fuck this bitch ass
uh...
check any of my play i'm tough at it i don't i don't go for
uh... and i'm gonna chill for a little bit
we'll see what we do next uh... jeff
i'm hyped as fuck already
I'm gonna go back to the left and let's see what happens.
Classic, but I thought loading was not funny.
guys guys who's like me all these silky names stop it no more than no more than
Yeah, what is this? Is this a leaky?
Yeah, I didn't enable the repeater, it's one-out.
What do you mean sold out? It's digital. How could you sell out a fucking digital? Are you stupid?
Today I feel Arab.
Today I feel African.
Today I feel...
Today I feel...
What?
I'm at Luca, Tim, House, Cal, Luca, Tim, Luca, Monca.
Now punch the bag in!
This will be a thing Jeff for like five years if any, Jeff will be, Jeff something sad
I got to tell you, Jeff will be, and I mean, eat me and you, don't say, don't say, don't
say that to you.
Too old to do it, by the time that R.P. is a thing.
I'm not a newb, alright?
God, yeah, what the fuck are we doing?
Well, what a bitch, bitch.
Is a bitch talking to me?
Is a female talking to me?
Am I going to die tonight?
Am I tripping? Am I tripping?
I don't want to wait no more.
Is a female talking to me right now?
Is a fucking female talking to me?
You're off the fucking game, and you're your husband.
Bitch, you son of a bitch.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you, bitch.
That's pretty ash it
Do it okay come on. All right. Um
Challenger 50 minutes until next game
Much of a few minutes. I possibly get a welcome. No, okay
Thanks for providing many years of entertainment excuse you
I'll play some sandwiches you want to play.
Are you all playing Camille Young again?
I think it's just gone too big.
X vs. Hasey Elbro, V-Grov Cinema.
he's in the box
he's dropping stuff on the bottom of the ladder
dropping stuff on the bottom of the ladder
he's in the box, it's crazy
lock the fucking queue
it's time to get some juice
I was telling you that Reactor dies way faster than I previously thought
he was really hammering
I was shooting him with that good ammo
see how he's shooting
oh
all right um
yo x i understand now why you were eating bread with butter earlier times that i
see put the fries in the bag
Jack.
Go watch the season levels of music productions as I just put out your net.
Jack, if you can stream, why does he do gameplay shaman?
That'd be fucking hard, no?
Got a feel of this?
Jack, a reminder that ISP Poseidon got banned for this.
Chad, David, the binder, the eyes beside him literally got banned for doing this exact thing permanently and never came back.
Still banned? Chad, believe it or not, I'm not kidding, the only people who will probably get a fall, they'll fall for it again, they'll fall for this shit.
For this exact action that he's going to, he was banned permanently and it was never able to come back ever to this date.
For this exact skit. Isn't that crazy?
I
Wasn't yes, I needed yes
Well, here's no matter
It's a swim what's my time up?
No, here's a done. I mean I was I was making a joke, but it is true though
The striker shoots!
It's a goal!
What a goal by the soccer player!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no.
But they blamed ICE for the people that did the call.
Like the calling was, I was just doing, it was his viewers, right?
So they're putting it onto him that his viewers did it.
How is that his fault?
The striker shoots.
It's a goal.
True, are you true?
Okay, this is the same.
If the act is the same but the outcome is different, it's, it's, I mean, you're dumb,
you know, that's how you're dumb.
Watcha has been dumb now, watcha has been dumb.
Uh, what was the name, what was it?
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I don't know where they got a clue to that.
Go back to the bikers.
Oh, that's just power lines.
We're prior to turning that fence to get in there.
We'll try to get off each of these buses.
We call on the guys.
Get in.
We'll take him to this bench.
We're going to put those guys over there.
What's in there?
Let's get out of here.
I'm coming to you.
Get a flashlight?
Yeah, I need it.
There's somebody trapped in here.
I ain't got a flashlight.
Hang on, guys.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Among those missing is a woman named Martha Feaster.
Just moments before the tornado struck,
her daughter called her and told her to seek shelter.
At this moment, officers don't know Martha needs rescuing,
let alone what condition she's in.
Sheriff's Department.
Yeah, where'd you go?
Here?
I was on the strap.
OK, I'm coming.
Underneath, right underneath your feet.
Right there.
Can you hear him? He's got him over there?
Got one trapped in here. Two females.
Okay.
They're supposed to be on the other side, okay?
Just gonna get up.
Okay, buddy. Move some of this stuff in.
Can you walk if I help you up?
Can you help me up?
Let me do this a little bit, a little bit better.
There's another one coming, do you want to go back here and try to seat shelter?
Okay.
It's a good body.
Is there a way I can get in?
There's no way I can get in.
Is there something I can lift you up in?
I can't.
I want you to get in.
I think all we need is a ladder.
We've got one truck up here, bud.
I'm going to break this window some more.
Lay down the plate.
Sounds good, I'll be right here.
We're going to get you out of here.
If you need to, just relax.
Just sit down for us.
Yeah, I'm fine.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's fine.
for us. She's outside. They've got her.
I've got a, you mentioned rescue coming back.
Got one track there.
Yeah, I've got him coming back.
This name bedroom back here is the ball of stock.
I thought I heard something move, but I don't know.
There's also a 70 if not 80 mile per hour severe thunderstorm going through the
that same area so they're having to take shelter and stop search and rescue in order to take
shelter for the next wave of storms. Unfortunately it looks like they're still going to be dealing
with a severe thunderstorm for the next hour.
This next house is Matt Bedrin's completely demolished. We can't tell you anything about it.
I'm getting this guy up right now.
You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
We'll be down the road.
You're on the road, got a mail, emails, everything.
Yes, sir.
I'm trying.
They got a point here right up here.
Right, really? I mean, the video was with some thumbs.
No, they're still blasting it.
However you want to do it, I'm gonna help you, okay?
You okay?
Oh, how's it going?
You?
Just be here.
Just my wife.
Honestly, because it's just like first verse live shit.
It's not like...
Well...
I don't like when it's...
If you don't like this...
Check it out a little bit.
It's just kind of like whatever.
Yeah, I mean...
It's not like some story or whatever.
What?
I'm just making new videos, are there any new videos?
Yeah, there's something I just want to play or not.
We can do a big squad if he's going to find out.
Um...
You know, tag man.
Hey Richard, anything fun to do before we watch?
Well, thank you.
Here's Lidl Messi. These two defenders absolutely amazing.
They're on the right, right?
How many old was that?
Look at this from Messi, look at this one.
He needs one, he needs two for that.
Takes on three, takes on four, beats the goalkeeper.
This time, here's the boss.
Here's Messi, away from two, three, four, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
A lot of people are saying that.
What is that? Is that how it is called?
Just did a lack of Costco for all the samples.
Not bad.
How's that in the blood though?
Two journalists who ran two massive investigations you'll hear about almost nowhere else.
The Wall Street Journal, Politico both talking about how Polymarket has been running deceptive
ads.
They're hyping up the odds of your success, many times not disclosing that they are paid
to do so, and even worse, a lot of the trades are completely fake.
Not only that, these investigations heavily imply that Polymarket knew and facilitated
a lot of this deception, even going so far as to create a fake website for these people
to put their fake bets on.
It's a bombshell allegation.
And I really was like, well, why aren't more people talking about it?
And then I realized, oh, yeah, because they want to get ads from the prediction market
industry.
They're not exactly unbiased sources.
They're making money from this industry.
The news are actually getting paid to this situation too.
You have huge celebrities like Rick Rubin,
like Timothy Shawnee.
You gonna hear about it from the news?
Oh, sorry.
We'll see and it actually has a prediction market
partnership with Colchee.
You gonna hear about it from Fox News?
Oh, no, actually they have a prediction market partnership
with Colchee once again.
Are you gonna hear about it from the Wall Street Journal?
Well, actually yes, but the Dow Jones is actually
partnered also with Polymarket.
This is a fun fact that was brought up to me
by one of the journalists who wrote the story
as a line of disclosure they had to make actually.
My name is Caitlin Ostrock.
I'm a reporter for the Wall Street Journal
and we just did a piece on how Polymarket
is paying for deceptive vets to be shown
on your social media feed.
And even the Wall Street Journal,
our parents on the way down Jones,
is a partner of Polymarket.
So like, you know, that is a fun line of disclosure
that we get to put in literally everything we do.
But Jack, so does Jack, doesn't all news sources
are kind of related to Dow Jones?
It's just a stocks like what it was the highlight of my day
What a disaster you run this incredible piece of art hitting journalism only to find out your parent company has a partnership
With that company now credit to them for reporting it
You know, it's a huge bombshell obviously poly market is probably not happy with it at all
And basically the central finding is all around not only fake bats
But all these videos that were going out showing people making a ton of money
It turns out it was happening a lot of the times on a fake website that poly market set up
So I'm gonna have you watch one of these videos and notice the URL
Now there's a lot more videos just like those the general format is they make a long shot
bet get paid out a ton of money isn't that so wonderful and if you look at the URL it
very clearly what else is fake you want it or at least that's what I think that says
I'm zooming in it looks like poly market but the Wall Street Journal says it's a different
website entirely we have spoken to people who who have told us that poly market created
this website. This website, Polly Market, was made by Polly Market.
Well, you said, I didn't just, Polly Market, I just heard Polly
Market, what, what do you call it? This is at least what we have called it.
This is the, so Polly Market has created this program where they have
told college age creators to film content, promoting the website.
And as part of that, Allie calls I, but I don't think I kept it
It doesn't matter, does it?
They should film themselves making trades.
Now, to film these trades,
Polly Market, our reporting shows,
created a fake website called Poye Market,
or at least that's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, this is kind of interesting because
why would they open themselves up
for such massive bad press for 20 bucks?
Let's say some creator, like, oh, we got a creator.
We'll pay you some money.
40, so much.
I'll just put a bet and do it all this.
That guy, they could make a video like I said, guys,
I'm exposing them because they helped me to put a fake bet.
And instead of getting a $2,000 ad
or $1,000 that didn't pay me, I'm exposing them.
And they would make more money.
They have a bigger incentives for money
to expose them than the sponsor itself.
Did you think about it?
They would make more money on ads from the exposed video
than they would have made for the sponsor.
So they would do that.
We are calling it the TOIY market.
And when the eye is capitalized,
it looks exactly like the real thing in terms of the URL.
But when you look at the actual website
where the trades are being placed,
there's a bunch of discrepancies that we show
which led us to realize that a lot of these bets
that are being placed weren't actually
on Polymarket's websites, they're on this fake website
that Polymarket gave creators access to
to go and make what looked like real bets.
If that's fucking abysmal like what?
More space in between the L but yeah.
Two pixels.
looking at it right now. I just wrote this. I can't tell the difference between the two.
Those are not the same URL. And that was the the cheat code they were basically using was
giving the creators the one where it looks like, you know, when you're taking the cellphone
cam of your browser, it's going to show the actual browser. And so it looks like, oh,
poly market, you're actually at their secret point market.com where they were running a
simulated version of the website to do fake trade.
They're the f***ing insane ones.
Nothing better than being set as a prop.
It could be a set prop as I said, what do you mean by that?
The only, okay, the only alternative that I see to this, okay, the only possible debunk
of this would be, if they have a fake site to mirror the main bet, they could get a good
shot of the video, because if you do a bad fucking, it's the only thing that could debunk
this if it was true.
The truth of the financial impact of these trades is much different than what they tell
you.
Yeah, there was 118 bets that appeared like the person won in the video, and more than
half of those would have lost in real life and if you look at the amount that people were supposed to
win, one that was paid out, if you replicated all of those trades, you would want to do 60,000 hours.
So if you actually did all these rich quick bets that are looking like many times they're
actually paying out on these social media videos, you'd actually be in over a hundred thousand dollars
of debt, which is you know more than a lot of colleges get you into, which is which is crazy
because college is the big, big debt trap.
And it turns out that these people who are trying to
present this college side hustle are presenting you
with an even worse debt trap.
It's also, hey, why not spin up a gambling addiction
while you're at it?
And of course, the reason to spin up that gambling addiction,
the possibility of great riches was a farce.
It was a smoke screen of advertising.
Now maybe you're thinking, look, hey, Steven, get real.
This is what casinos do.
And that's exactly the point.
For a long time, for years now, the playbook of this industry, prediction markets, has been, they're not casinos.
They are event contracts. They're not gambling. They're hedging economic exposure. It's not a parlay. It's a comp.
They have all these euphemisms for everything. But it turns out, when you actually look under the hood, like, they're doing all the same things,
including, by the way, the marketing playbook, which, yes, has been fake betslips, fake influencer winnings, influencers pretending, you know,
They're making on the most dastardly side even the platforms themselves getting involved with the deception
Which appears to be what the Wall Street Journal is alleging here poly markets setting up this poy market itself
Now maybe you're wondering well did they really know you know they actually made a statement saying quote
They're committed to maintaining accurate fair and transparent markets
We are part of a rapidly growing industry and constantly evaluating ways to improve how we're engaging turning the trust
see how is this any different than simulated trading on the stock market and advertising
massive wins from that. I don't think it's fair to just attack poly market for something
that is normalized.
Well, if the stock market, if the stock market were running ads for those stocks, right,
that would be wrong, yeah. If they were the one that running those campaigns, that would
be absolutely wrong. If you're an individual that's by yourself and you're not even paid
by anybody, you want to make a fake balance, fake website simulating on stocks and bring
record and post that you can if you want to it's brain dead but if you want you
can I guess but it's gonna be different these are paid advertising people with
contracts that are doing fake shit it's comprehensive audit of active
promotional content guys they're gonna investigate themselves but now's where
we turn to the Politico story I'm Maya Kaufman I'm a reporter for Politico and
I wrote about how paid influencers are hyping polymarket solves this was once
again about a lot of undisclosed promotions this time instead of college
these are terrible and I wish that the US government was super hot on that
because undisclosed ads are like a cancer society and people have been doing
that everywhere most ads 90% of people that accounts do have this those ads and
when they do this look because of one one I don't get an abstraction right so
I know a guy on Twitter that discloses his ads,
when it's disclosed ad, one button.
He's supposed to get like 10% of the traction in it.
So they have an incentive to not do it.
But it's illegal, you cannot not do it.
The conservative commentators that they caught
on the take many times, undisclosed promotions.
But what's worse about this one is who's doing the paying?
It turns out it's the company's chief marketing officer,
Matthew Medover, who used a personal PayPal account
to send money to content creator.
Now, why does it matter that the CMOs getting involved
with particularly paying people?
Well, again, they claim like, oh, you know,
we're trying to improve trust.
We're gonna do a comprehensive audit.
Well, that all has to imply that they didn't know
about this fake website, right?
At the highest level, oh, this is just
some rogue intern somewhere.
So what does it look like when the CMO is involved?
We found out he was using a personal PayPal account
to send money to all kinds of influencers
and we were able to verify the identities
of about two dozen influencers who all combined
were receiving hundreds of thousands of dollars
of payments from this PayPal.
Not disclosed.
Like many of these people,
their audiences had no idea that there were these posts
and they didn't know they were basically paid
to promote either the trustworthiness of Polymarket
to promote certain mayoral bets to promote.
I was gonna say he was still stupid.
I think contracts, whatever you want to call them, but you know, it's kind of funny.
Mike, the thing that I've been thinking about is these are companies that purport to be about truth, right?
They say they are better engines for truth, and yet...
Well, not the best engines, don't attack on a reason.
...getting in the front door.
Yeah, the FTC has rules.
This is not that it should be bad about.
This is not like some, oh, you broke some rule, you're bent off of Twitter or whatever.
This is against the law though.
I mean, that's fraud, that's jailable.
That's like some, I mean.
It's around advertising.
Some SEC violation shit.
They want people who are seeing paid promotions
to know that these are paid promotions.
And our data team did an analysis of the posts
from all of the influencers that we identified.
We don't have them probably like that.
During a 14 month span, we found that they posted
at least 490 times on X without disclosures
about Pauli Market.
So, yeah, the CMO didn't notice that.
The CMO didn't notice all the people he's gained from his personal pay valve are not-
If you believe any of those ads you deserve to lose your life savings to a gambling company, LOL.
Yeah, you're right. I agree with you. Let's say now there are laws that are predictable from that act in itself.
Like, if you think that the world will self-regulate because the people will lose everything on those dog shit fucking scams, yeah, true.
But the government has this obligation to do us this and that at least protects the people in general and it should be enforced.
I mean, I think that's pretty okay.
It's a highly market new.
Hey, it's better engagement if these people don't say they're paid by us.
It looks better as some organic thing, right?
So that's what you see over and over again.
Once again, the casino playbook.
But forever, they've been denying the allegations of we see it time and time again.
And these two investigations brought it all together.
You have the fake betting website.
And you have the CMO directly involved with a lot of these partnerships that are not disclosing
these advertisements. Now, of course, I don't want to leave you with the impression that
Polymarket is the only one who might have done activity like this. They're just the
most credibly accused right now to be clear. This industry is extremely competitive. Everyone's
trying to jump in, trying to use growth at all costs to start it. You know, they can
afford it. Why don't they just pay for those ads? They don't get it. Why don't they just
pay for the ads and say, yo, do the proper reporting on and do the hashtag ad shade?
Here's the title you need to use.
I don't get it.
Still your idea, Mark Zuckerberg has recently directed Meta
to create a prediction markets app.
And you know Mark Zuckerberg knows a good platform idea
for exploiting teams when he sees one.
I mean, wow, he must be lights out with this idea.
Right now, the New York Times claims users would not
wage your money and the apps would probably rely
on video game points.
Although the company has not rolled out the eventual use
of real money betting.
Let's be honest, we know where this is headed.
Even the president himself, you know, truth social,
I think they're starting a truth predict
or they're trying to.
You've got the president's son.
I believe he's some type of advisor.
Truth predict?
Which the CEO, of course, he was actually asked about,
like, why would you actually bring on this guy?
What experience does he bring?
And the answer there is pretty priceless.
Why did you guys make Donald Trump Jr.
a strategic advisor?
We have a lot of advisors.
Jesus Christ.
Yo, yo, yo, they're just swallowing a rock.
What the fuck?
Junior a strategic advisor
You have a lot of advice. She's
brother these swallow a fucking rock
and
They span across the board across different functions
But we this is all about growing this industry the prediction market industry that a lot of people really believe in
What kind of advice does he give you so it really is again about growing prediction markets
Does he come to meetings? How much do you pay him? What's his role?
I mean, this is the son of the president.
Yeah, I mean, we have a lot of advisers.
He's not just any adviser. He has a direct line to the White House.
Okay, so what?
We have a lot of advisers.
Yeah, the reality is people are going to do anything to grab as much of this market as they can,
which is essentially like casinos, but legal in all 50 states and on your phone.
I mean, that's basically the pitch.
There's obviously going to be a lot of money and people are willing to kind of do...
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, yeah, this looks bad.
This is a good endeavor, but you can see how this could be bad
in any endeavor.
If you make the like allegation that,
oh, because your father is this guy,
then you should be part of any board of any company,
an advisor of any sort of body of anything.
At that point, if you're anything related to a president,
you should be anything at all.
You should be an NPC pawn that just eats bread and bread only
and doesn't disclose the eating bread.
You should be fucking living in a small house
and you should be just standing still
for the regret most of your day.
I don't like this premise.
It takes, but of course that begs the question.
Well, if that's the case, then we need to rely on regulators
in order to stop the excesses of people
trying to grab as much money as possible.
And if that was a real concern,
the people would be in real mad at Biden and his son
and what board he was on, what company was part of,
what advisor that he was on,
he would be all up in everybody's dick and balls.
These days they weren't, but they weren't really,
only because of the laptop bullshit,
they ended up being some fucking dog shit
that doesn't really do anything.
They really weren't, I mean, it wasn't some big thing.
Now there are rules in place,
as Maya, the reporter, actually talked about.
There's the FTC.
A lot of the shit was disproven,
and they had to be bad links or whatever,
but in general, him being on those companies,
part of those boards would have the same outcry,
not doing anything wrong, doing him being on the board,
or automatically, if people were mad about this,
would have been mad about that,
but they weren't.
They were only mad about the thing
that looked like it was bad.
Like, they think that's what it is, you're just stupid.
I'm not supposed to promote something and not disclose it.
Of course, that's what a lot of people have done.
So I wanted to know, like, do these reporters
believe that something's actually gonna happen here?
We did ask FTC about what we found.
We presented a summary of our reporting
and we asked, is this something that would fall
their rules and they didn't respond to letting my follow-up emails so my indication is...
But if it's a slam dunk case, like unless you're planning a band wave or an arrest wave,
if I didn't be sitting there being a FTC employee and you see a clear violation that takes 10 minutes
to debunk, a slam dunk in court and nobody could ever even, were you paid for this advertisement?
No. Okay, cool. Then you send in subpoena, you get the records, you get all the financial
shit, you get all the wires, all transactions. Oh, this wire from this guy, what is that?
Oh, that's a benefit for this. Oh, got him. GG. Did you make this post? Yes, is this your
account? Back. Finish. This is a 10 minute case. And if you have hundreds of those, I
mean-
I really don't have that much insight into what they're thinking about this, if at all.
Well, generally these agencies, if they do have investigations, they're not confirming
those two reporters while they're open but the silence I think was pretty
definite when we reached out to them. Honestly no idea it's it's really weird
being a journalist these days and really at any point in history because you
never quite know what the public reaction will be. I mean we we haven't heard
anything specific from the CIA. I'm coming. Government agencies don't comment on
if they were going to do investigations into much of anything so you know if
like if they want to investigate that is a right but we haven't heard anything
well at least they're honest we don't truly
I love the planning like a band of wave they're building a big ass case against
these guys and they're just holding to click the button to get it all I mean
yeah if they pull a trigger on one of them and alerts them that they're onto them
right that makes sense as a defense for them I'm not going to
assume that anybody is gullinating but that would be how you would do it you
want to build a big case you get a bunch of guys
You just came out the moon
Yo
Let me and just eat joint we roll big lobbies
Buggers
You're underestimating the 40 you get in that range. I'm in this quarter
I'm the devil is put me in it go for the the reactor sure but the 40 can just pepper the
Victor the to help us take yo so like we really need to put a priority I know
you might kill the whole ship but we really want to buy that time by taking
them off of their turrets you know I'm saying so we don't have to be focused on the
That we would have won that easily
I was a good last time there was fun. No, you know, did you enjoy it one G
You know what let us try that let us you know what let's try some it's taking I think you're right
Let's try the pepper
40s
If we do do that, I want
Like it to be staggered left side. So like left side will have
8040 right side will have a 40 this way if I put you on one side you guys can both be on one type of gun
Good thinking. Oh, yeah, I'll bring 180 and two stacks of 80 millimeter ammo
You bring 180 yo
I'm judging them to make it a six-man squad
I mean that we would be unstoppable at that point. Yeah, we get we get a gin gin
Me gin g you and these three me we guess this one me we would dominate it'd be so much good content
I mean, I mean the vibes were
Immaculate, I mean I was a blast. We were the vibes were literally diamond like I
Literally had a life lesson like I realized I can have fun in video games like
And you want to have fun be the fun is what we did we were fun
One.
One.
40mm.
Wait, were we five killers?
Otherwise, we fucking sniped them.
Yeah, for real.
They're not with us, they're against us.
Okay, to be fair though, you did steal all the loot.
Not true!
But, but I thought they wouldn't notice.
Only the alloys, I only told the alloys.
And the fabrics, but we needed the fabric to make a better ship for them
I was I was like them like what us us. Yeah, it was for us
Could they leave our server they're not even in our server anymore
What's over lock it will be back to central bro. No, they didn't how do you know that?
This is looking like a central server bro, how do you know that?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Read the room.
Uh-oh.
He not said no.
Wait, you actually said that?
I saw that in the chat and I thought he was baiting.
okay he's lodging the game east u.s. and he logs in okay wait really okay hold on
a minute and then does he change up before he queues up or not sign of
hope or we need this bro yeah and then he doesn't reset
Wait, hold on. But then, each is up, there's a other group.
Oh.
Forty-five months. Love the hair. Can I get a welcome to the jungle, Mr. Dot-Cal.
Why they're already queuing up
We back 20 dad maybe it was me
No, I said I was Jesse Cox like why did I say that I threw
Let's just me it was me it was me
Let's you know what you do know what you do when you do we do the boring shit that we get the big-ass crystals
okay next two than crystals we built this big ass ship and we fucking bomb everybody
I gave them all my blues
no no no no no no no no I was making a joke for a comment next lobby we will do it for
format format one
Hey, let's load up here. Are we bringing the best loot off the rip?
Let's go with the shaking you'll let's go with the six and six and a ship as it's a too many
Hey, it's just a shade. I mean just take the rooms off. No, just pink pink
Uh
Max didn't do too much
was it
it's weight maneuverability it's pretty bad maneuverability for a two-man
okay i'll fix it in
the problem was the loot right? like we can't get the loot and shit like that yeah?
yeah
there's a next game
you wanna do one more three men before doing six men
because we're working sucky.
How do you copy a builder?
OK, how about I make us a two-man shift really fast?
OK.
Also, remember that I sent you a website.
Fuck the website.
If you make builds that people have already seen it.
What are your thoughts on the social and economic state
of the world right now?
The thing is, is there's architects out there.
You think about that.
People want to college.
I don't give a shit.
They don't got it like me, bro.
Okay.
So what I was saying is, um, the main compartments is a two
man because we need that for the airlock, correct?
Yeah.
That's it.
After this, no more.
Now, is there a problem where we'll reach ability with this or not?
Chat, can you reach the captain's quarters here? You can't, right? It's bricked, yeah, correct?
Chat, it's bricked, correct?
The only thing I guess is that it's like exposed, I guess.
No, no, no, we can't. We don't need that in airlock anyway.
But the airlock doesn't need that but we don't we don't need that. It only needs a door
Door thank
Check right
Why is there rich ability problems here, I don't get it
Why is there rich big problems they shouldn't be I
I'll just keep building, because sometimes when you build it, it's fake. It'll fix itself
in a minute. Just have to put all the components down. Okay, okay, okay. Like this, like that.
And then we go like this.
Well, give me the good steering wheel.
Yes, under the hood. Oh, it needs a door, right? Door. Hang. Very nice. All right.
And then you put at the top of this, you put a thing like this, and then you get a top
door.
See that?
And then we put some corner guns on the top, like this.
And corner guns like this.
Understood?
Yeah, but give me an angled gun as well.
Yes, yes.
Of course.
Angle gun for you.
And right beside it's storage.
Yeah, now this is where I've been so far.
Storage right next to it so you can load the guns
on yourself, you tell me?
Yeah.
And more storage on the side so it blocks you.
Oh, I have an idea.
Those are gonna be in cages.
Cages and cages.
It's not wide open, you don't understand the ship.
Where are we going to put the engine?
At the top.
Look.
You'll see.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Okay.
And the way to go to the top would be for this staircase, just like so.
Yep. Yep.
And then
Look in force in force in and then the engine will go like this
It's a little bit exposed it's a little exposed I'm not gonna lie
Can we put it down again then?
Yeah, because I think when we're aiming the cannons, like, when they have it up there, it is just so free to kill them.
Okay.
79 months to Olly Chat. Lonely on another Friday night was sad.
Can't really put it in here though.
my friends aren't there. Love you ex-QC and chat ex-QCL.
It had to be a side ladder type of thing. It had to be something like this.
How much on that? It had to be like this kinda.
No I mean, which is not great. Well I mean, wait.
All this prep just to die within 30 seconds speed.
No, no, no, no, no, no, that does work, actually. Hold on. What am I saying?
No, that does work!
What's the point of the middle chassis, then?
Hold on, let me think.
Now, what's the problem with this?
Uh...
Do you need a hand? Do you need a hand? Do you need a hand?
And your thing would go, wait, if you go away with the back then, right?
Oh my God!
Oh, that's pretty good.
That works.
Pretty good.
Hold on.
Hold on. So what you would do is...
Use the base without the hole. You're right.
Well, off-center pilot spot doesn't really affect me. It's not that big of a deal.
We tried it once and it wasn't that bad.
Well, now that we have it, we can't reach it.
Now we can reach it.
So your gun would have to be like, like, off.
Oh, I like that.
Now, why is this red?
Oh, because we can't reach it.
Dude, this looks like a fucking base.
You can't reach the fucking dang it oh
I want to do them remove this and I put instead I put a
I
Put I go like this
Okay
follow me
But and then engine being over the hole is fine right like they can't do anything. Nope
and
And then off the side, we put this...
It's overhang.
Oh, it's causing overhang.
Wait, the hole caused overhang?
Yeah, that's what's going on there.
Wait, why?
Does mid as we supported it?
Then, oh, then, okay, I don't give a shit.
Then this then.
What about the other engine?
No, no, no, no, this later.
Then this then.
Finish it, finish it, finish it.
Yeah, I mean the only issue with this is I'm fucking dying every time.
Right?
Because like, they're gonna shoot the engine and I'm gonna get AoE spread killed.
Raw.
Okay.
It's not a bad build, I mean, chat, fuck off.
Chat, fuck off!
It's not bad!
Relieved, one click and it's what?
How do you click it?
It's not as big as that, what?
Oh, shit, it is as big.
Jesse, I hate to say the nose writes.
What did the don't know say?
He's just right.
this is shit I think you need to what about the other engine are we using this
what I mean it's shit motherfucker it's correct
what means shit fuck you it's officially my 56 months of anniversary
what the fuck are you talking about still no welcome to the jungle regardless
excuse you
perfect
that's actually like you this is pretty decent like you put a stairs on that
one empty spot
to cover it
for this
uh...
but the cage instead
kids all of them and then uh...
like this works
despite the way
have an easy way to get up
no getting up is hard here it's actually difficult you can't get it anyway
i bought my son some of the old man's chassis behind the engine unfortunately
he has already been beaten up three times and he is yet to even leave the
the house. What do you mean? Well, I can do it. So, yeah, you want me to give it a tail?
Yes, I can give it a tail. Watch this. Yeah, tail so they don't jump on that leg and jump
on behind the engine. So, what you would do is something like this. Okay. And then this.
X Wow you X Wow and then this
So I mean
Yeah, I'll give us more range and put a gun there
Yeah, and then you put at the top you leave a lander
I just hope it's not easy to jump onto our ship from behind the engine. I'm saying oh, no
I'm getting this beckable me add here
Oh, I could go like this instead, watch this.
Corner cannons only, actually kind of smarts.
With the staircase going up, that's actually kind of smart.
Dude, I don't mind it.
What do you think?
I think it's good. I like the engine placement. I like that corner. I think all this is good.
The only thing is that back behind the engine, but we just have to like...
That's the best you can get. I don't think there's a problem here.
Yeah, that's like we just have to like think about that. And besides that, I like I think
it's the most covered engine we've had so far.
Uh, I think it was the captain, captain, captain there instead.
Oh, I don't think I, I think it's over long.
Ooh. See, I like, yes.
But I, I can't do that. I'm not allowed to, I don't think.
Um, did it fit my year of nuts?
Chas, did that make that happen, Nick?
98 months of donating to a garrillionaire.
I don't think you can, I don't think there's no solution that works there.
They're saying left to buy one support, I don't know.
Like this?
This doesn't support it.
Uh...
It does support it wait yeah, they can't get it. Yeah, that's very good. What a fucking game changer that is
That's very good. That's very good
So how would you put a plate up here though? That would that would make it so you can reach it in?
I'll rotate it
It doesn't let you... it doesn't let you...
It doesn't let you... it doesn't let you...
Can you close the Captain Quarters door, though?
Bowel, Kenny?
For all that is holy, I summon Fishmoli for all that is holy.
I summon Fishmoli for all that is holy.
It doesn't let you...
He doesn't have to be flatter than,
he doesn't have to be occasion-setter.
You okay with that?
Yeah, this is actually not bad.
Which I don't think we can do that.
Close the door though on the captain's quarter.
Yeah, I can.
The problem is that,
we can't reach there.
How do you go to the captain's quarters?
Wait, it's good that you can't reach it.
Yeah, why do we gotta go in there?
Why do we gotta go in there?
They have to go in there. Yeah, exactly. We just put more loot
Brother just put more loot things like around so we
Yeah, no
It's it's it's it's easily accessible. Yeah. Yeah, it's easy. Okay. Yeah, bro. That is nice
I can just put a cage instead of double cage
it's actually kind of like scuffed in like a good way like in the back like
this is kind of yes this is literally floating I mean I know this is literally
exploiting
Jesse you're hilarious and kind and will receive many four shells in life
This could block even more right when that block even more
You're trying to honeycomb that that's fine. Yeah, I mean now like our big weakness here
It is what it is. I mean is
They could shoot our cabin in the back. It's like kind of the easiest thing to hit but like
Oh well.
That's it.
You also don't have a cannon here.
I don't need a left one.
I don't need one.
No, no, no.
I'm fine with that right one and I'm fine with that one over there.
That's fine.
Brother, this is insane.
I can give you a little bit of a nose in front.
I'll take a nose.
To protect you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, a nose in front.
No for him.
Like a cage triangle.
XQCL. Yep.
GGs.
You're doing too much blood. What?
What do you mean by that?
I think this is good. I think this is good.
And so maybe I give you an angular cannon on it's bad. We don't have any front-facing anything
This is good
You just need to have a storage here, I think a backstorage of you. Oh
I'm okay with this. This is what this is good
I need to keep I need to keep the blades on our this
Engine they're not gonna hit our engine. Yeah, the engine is but it was built by them
Like literally this build is we have to protect our cabin essentially like
Well, this is a good build
And these protect like these I can tell you
So it's a climbable from entry. What do you mean by that?
I think we want to make a lobby before they come in.
Let's just get on going.
What's like a two hour lobby?
It's like, you know what I mean?
Every lobby takes forever.
I'm going too heavy.
Bro, they are already done.
What?
They die?
We're over the entrance. Oh, whoa.
Are you just made like a cargo oil rig out of nowhere?
Yep, I'll just do this instead.
Yeah, this is good then.
Yeah, there's okay, no that works and also probably even a
Just the support here to block the people I'm jumping up
Smart
Probably with no, I mean, no, I mean, I think they can't go because of this
This is good
Wait, but what they can't jump into the shelf in the metal, right? That's impossible. I don't think you can hit that John
No.
Oh, the leg though.
Oh, the front legs.
Oh, God.
What?
They can jump in, but can they jump anywhere in from there?
Then I can block it.
Oh, yes.
Why did this in the first place?
Okay.
Yeah, do that.
Do that.
We actually, yeah, yeah, we actually need that.
With this, if they can't move up.
On the first woman on the first floor
Yeah, it blocks the first floor right it's like well, I think over here. Maybe you we put another camp with anything there actually
Yeah, we can't
Right, I think this might be as this as we can get with our tech this is our current best this
Well, you don't know how what.
Yeah.
It's mediando.
So, what do you form a new ability in that batch?
Because we've had ship that was maneuverable at literally
maneuverable 3 and maneuverable 4.
And we won the lobby.
Yeah, we won.
Just looking at this.
No, it's still in the lobby.
It's in the bridge bait.
I think we should probably send a voyage one though, so we can extract early, so we don't
have to wait for extract.
It's apparently a very bad loop.
Very bad loop.
That's what I...
I don't know what I mean.
I feel like...
And you should have stopped what?
What you called it?
It's actually Shambler.
Right.
Pughorn, D's nuts.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Brock.
Let's go back, let's go back.
Extract on the first door.
Okay.
Alright.
Smooth, ding.
I have a lot of guns related.
Like, a fuck ton.
You have seven revolvers, five M82s,
8 M82s.
You give a patrol, bring a patrol,
so you can get up here at the thing, you know what I mean?
I do have a patrol.
You have one?
Yeah, a green one.
okay bring it all up great it's I only have 12 bullets down but no don't bring
a lot of boys just a little bit how many
alright bring a little extra food and little more reactor core things okay
ready I'm gonna bring out Joe Joe what I'm saying the thing we don't get to
to have all you need is you need to have lenses and two lenses chat it's
right I'll pick over I'll bring four and I'll also bring it chat what else is
the material it's it's rods right five rods whoa not all of them Jesus Christ
No
Yeah, I'm all a do you need me to bring any cannons? Yeah, I am poor guys. I got another I'm pouring cannons as well
I have 70 I have 170 and five other 70s
GG I'll bring them 70s
I bought three 70s and I'll put some I'll put some some of very rare shells in it and we could probably use that
You know I mean we're going straight. Yeah, we're going straight. We're going straight boned like we're fucked pretty much
We don't even know how 70s perform here to be fair. I think it just I think 70s are meant to kill the people
I don't even know it's it's player shots yet. Oh, you're in large by the way
dude
No, we did after you can change it after. Yeah, I'm just saying
We know I did though I
huh I brought some slugs in a second some some of the rare slugs it'll bang it
all for the 70s yeah yeah they're pretty good so we go so what we do with
those I think as we go really close to them and they just pop up pop up pop up
and I you might be like one tap the engine tell me the music is music is
I'm putting some of this in here. How about that?
Who's Jackal?
Dallas Slug?
Hmm.
All right. Locked in.
Oh.
all right lock it up
what is this song? it's a new song on this new lobby
by the way um again says that I cannot ice is my my semiconductors I wait this is what
this works it's airlocked and everything jazzy this is it's so good
there goes where's the chest
I
Just thought this all doesn't put it yet
Start going to work
internet
Do you should see my jump up with the food it's it's
It's so insane that if they break it, they can't, no, they can't, it's busted.
What's the name of it?
Uh, car key, wait, are you trying to do that?
No.
I think you're floating.
Someone spawned, uh, look to our left.
See, to our left, they spawned.
Yep.
Let me boost you real quick.
Check how I need to send a mojo's from Chimsyam.
Oh, my magnetic's about to get out there.
Yo!
Yo!
I don't know go on music
All of our graphics box has soaked out.
That's on a page.
Do you see it?
Are we gonna cut out?
No.
We're just very thick and I think you used to it.
Alright, we have no way to go back.
Okay.
Wait, we have no...
We have a 40, yeah.
We have no 40s.
No, the wings are good. Oh, the wings locked down shots actually. We need to go to the floor there
I can't believe it. Oh, it's for is
Yeah, I did
I'm just loading the ammo up real quick, there's probably going to be some stuff we
can pick up in here.
I should have put another cannon here, I'll know it's over there, I don't know if I want
to buy it.
We'll look for cannons over here, you know what I mean?
I don't think
Let's go, let's go back up
If there's any vehicle back up in again
Yep
There's much better stuff in there
They still need to call on the gunner nuts.
Um, you got left over, I should have lost.
Yes, I'm the first raid.
I'm so empty.
Wait.
It's not dying.
Wait, is she not dying?
Can you bring the photography taken?
Okay, go to the loot and get the lens in the middle of the game please.
All of them.
There's a red thing, we need to bring it back. That's good.
Did I hear somewhere? So...
Yeah, I'm sure
I'm sure he's not gonna do it.
Oh, I see it.
I see it.
He's fucking around.
Oh, dang.
Well, I check his lenses right here.
He's only have rods.
Bring it on.
I heard something.
Is something coming in?
I'm watching.
I have another reflector.
But we're gonna have two red equipments for the second shift.
There we go.
Here?
Great.
I'm on the ground here, all the way to the bottom.
What, are we going to top it?
Yeah, four.
Thank you.
Any pancake is pancake.
Any pancake is pancake.
Any pancake is pancake.
So I hope you've been, oh, it's sitting.
So we're probably going to use the lenses here, right?
No.
No.
Can I ground it?
We gotta craft this up.
Can I leave the crafting table or not?
Can I?
Oh, key there. It's a box key.
It's the French.
I'm gonna go to where I found the key last time.
Catch it?
Okay, I have a sniper that I've never even seen anybody have in any of the lobbies
Really?
Like ever like I've never seen it. Sure
What?
Scoping in it? What?
Let me know is it is it is it is it? Oh my god
No, okay, that's insane level terrible holy
I've actually never seen anybody have that yeah, bro. We win like you're just gonna snipe everyone. That's actually okay
That's fucking busted okay, uh
I think I brought I think I brought some so they did not bring something about 14
They're just very rare. I'm the one. I'm gonna have to craft them. We probably would have
I've got the bench
We also shelf velocity on that
To the war 70
Oh, I brought a 1-7 as well.
Green crates.
Uh, look at some good animal in here. This is not too bad at all.
The key, the key, they should get a key somewhere in here.
Uh, if you can't do this again, I can.
Hey, there's lots of, there's lots of bigger loot over there.
Time to keep
Wait, what the heck is this? What is it contract platform? Yeah items that you have you could put it on it and sell them
I'm gonna I don't put it in the red key red door. No, I got it. I got it
80 mil, 41.
Oh, thank god.
We actually just hit max.
We needed that.
Yeah, that's literally max win.
There's nothing we can do about that.
One is good.
It's either one or Rusty. Rusty is disgusting.
Oh, there's FNGs in here.
I need these and then you know to what I think it's for your gun wait no
Wait, wait, I have
You can't bring that down over good things
Take a big that thing actually
Thank you. Let's go on with all this
Yeah, there's a guy over there by the way seems to the right. Yeah, just drop it on the gun
there. We'll carry it over.
Checked blue key, huh?
Why didn't they have blue key?
I don't think he's ready to find blue key.
This is a box key.
What do you even do with this?
That's a light switch.
At the bottom left corner.
It's just for the light.
I'm not going to be able to raise this shit up.
By the way, if we fight, all the red stuff is really easy to get.
I think we should use the red stuff always.
I think we should always, the red we use on the first fight almost every lobby.
Like if, no no no, you're just bringing it closer.
Yeah yeah.
You like the mech, it's doing nice.
We could kill this guy over there though.
Oh yeah man, we could send him to heaven.
Oh yeah.
Or we wait a little bit longer, let people loot up a little bit, then send him to heaven.
Yeah, I mean with your gun, it's Gigi's.
Uh, yeah, I mean I could just kill the driver with it, right?
Oh, I forgot it's momentum though.
I mean, if you have a lot of these shells, there's a good chance.
He's coming closer, bro.
You want to fuck around?
He might be trying to find out.
He's just shot right in.
He said friendly.
They rather, can we not do this?
I will use the 80 probably at the back.
No, no, I think we should use the 80 at the front.
No, we got it.
Any Fistowl, any extra Fistowl?
Oh, I think I had some.
Let's just start getting out of here.
I'll start doing that.
Oh, I found it.
Dub, okay, we are good.
Get out of here.
I think I do this.
This removed.
I put 40 at the back and 80 at the front.
Or was that coming over to us?
You weren't going to mind that time.
Yes, what is it?
Wait.
What happened to the 40?
Is it 80?
Jesse, I have the elevator over there!
Oh man, it's fucking...
So...
Purple what?
Oh shit, did you forget?
But I need to go get my 80.
first welcome to the jungle it was a 180 though it's the next minute
oh because I had my my real mic as the default on the windows I was showing
day
Better now
Say something game. Yo, yo, yo, way better. I kind of like the other one
Uh, uh, okay, the rest is 70, shh, dog shit.
Wait, yeah, the guy in the chat says that you got, from walkers in the game, you got
pristine 80s.
How?
Pristine 80s?
From killing the clankers?
The clankers?
No shots.
That sounds like fucking cat
But that's kept in touch for pristine check the loot tables, isn't it? Let's just go let's go let's go
What a kippin Tosh
You're trying to give us loot
He's coming. It's coming. It's coming. He's coming. He gets he gives us loot and then he leaves and gets more loot
That's a thing. Oh chatter
Yeah
Yeah
Diggin is actually broke
He says digging is broken
Really digging it. Yeah, I'm a digger, bro. I've been getting purple and legendary RPGs into this
Why bother putting fucking say is when they're worse look
staircase are so bad yeah pretty bad like going up a slope in this game is
torture the whole point is to be able to go up and you can't go up a really
heard that I don't got to go we gotta go
I'm gonna go challenge him, you guys get back up.
I heard that.
I heard that.
I heard, thank you.
Lots of boxes here.
Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's just drive.
There's like four boxes on the ground, come pick them up.
Pull Luke.
Ah, 70 Warn, probably at the back of the key.
Coming.
Yeah, it's just sad, but the only use of a staircase is just not working.
Like what a dumb mechanic.
Remember, we need crystals, priority on crystals, and-
There's just weird slopes in this game, that's all.
I'll fix that.
Let's go.
Where have I kept this bug up for sure?
This box.
He said he was going over to spread it off in Nymphrik to go beat someone's ass.
Okay, if he ends up, he can always just signal red if he's out man. It will come help you out.
Red.
AI drops pressing the 80s. I'll believe that for now.
I'm not going to die in those blocks.
A thousand, a thousand coins, good!
Not too shabby, lab.
Yeah, condense all that shit. I feel like we have a bunch of trash.
Yeah. Yo, I'm tweaking again.
Classic.
He just did red, he just did red.
Go, go of him.
Quickly, quickly.
Alright, lock in.
Okay, I'm gonna be hitting from your left, okay, because I fucked up the cannons.
This service is horrible for cannons, it's horrible.
Oh, this cannon goes all the way to the...
Not bad, actually.
Guy in the back is our friend. Guy in the front, you know what I mean?
I'll head over to the booster here.
I thought I just visited it.
I'm gonna go up with the high velocity on this one.
that's the nice one low vehicle shells in front of you have slugs so you don't
want to be accelerating this slugging it's a direct bang it's a shocking slugger
Yeah, I know. I know what he's doing that. I'm going to use my phone with you.
wait what the fuck is he shooting at him
no I think our front is going away
Flare where you're at Flare where you're at
yeah yeah he's going away he's getting chased these are the enemies
look at him look at me look at me
yeah look at me
Flare in the air clutch in the air no no he's in the back he's in the back
really yeah I think my lenses was like duplicating getting me one of these
right there speeding us
High excuse you, Jacks.
Did we deal with this guy on the right?
Ah, probably sure.
He's going towards us.
Let's take care of it. I'm gonna set you up.
No, no, no, no. Um...
Kate, come here, come here.
I'm just gonna shut the fuck up.
Keep moving!
Yep.
Remember the left, remember the left.
Nope, that's the right.
Killing him, hold on.
Ham ones, anyone?
Slowly, slowly, slowly. I killed him, I killed him.
Going in.
Turning, turning.
Ham ones.
Yeah, I'm turning us fully, the guy that was driving is dead.
So we should have spin it out, I'm turning back around here.
He's following us.
Come on, jump on, jump on, let's go!
Dead! Dead!
There's one alive, one alive, I see him in there.
Someone?
Dead!
Stop in the car, stop in the car, hold on!
fuck he goes the door
I stopped it
good
Axie 4 remember? Axie 4
yeah yeah yeah I'm watching over you I'm watching over you
no no no it's on board it's on board
stay on stay on
yeah yeah I'm here I'm here I'm good I'm good
let's just blow them up okay
Let this guy peek me once, he's done for.
You've locked up the wrong people, I'm just gonna keep it straight out.
Hey, lock, lock, lock, lock in.
I see him here.
Try this for it.
Try this for it again.
Yes, sir.
Come, come, come.
Got him again.
I killed him, I killed him, I killed him, I'm alright, one more.
I killed him, I'm inside of him, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it,
I
Think it's more than that
I joined I had to be behind the ball a bit I
Killed him. I have the whole shit. I have a shit. Okay. I'm gonna do so. I'm gonna do so good. I'm gonna do so good, okay?
I'm getting some mechanics to port them up too.
I'm losing back the bomb, I just don't want them.
I'm getting a gun.
He's on, he's one.
Just keep running, you're good, you're good. I'm shooting him so we can't keep doing that.
I can't do the gunning thing.
We don't have side cannons and we're joining the wrong side.
I'm coming into the base now.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I'm either cannon broken.
I never just died, but I can't compare.
We're good, we're good.
We're dead.
Yeah, I have no cannons to play the game, and this is my fault.
We have their ship, it's fine, I'm gonna use, I mean,
wait, I have no gun, I have nothing, I have nothing,
I have nothing.
Yeah.
They're moving.
I think they're gonna get mad, Chats.
Hit him, headshot, it's over.
Okay, I'm gonna have to jump on it or shit, Max.
Dead, well then.
Okay, I'm jumping on.
Lower speed, guys, get the top dead, well then, well then, well then!
Good.
I'm camping them, I'm camping their camping quarters.
I can try to fly him up a little bit.
I have it out.
I'm literally camping the door.
I'll blow it up and send it.
Uh, maybe a little bit.
Do you see four in the door?
Okay.
I'm getting in.
I'm getting in.
Careful.
Killed him.
I see 4 in the door.
Getting in.
I'm getting in.
Careful.
Killed him.
One more.
I got almost empty.
Killed him.
One more in there.
I'm trying to punch me to death.
Killed him.
I'm taking a ship.
I'm taking a ship.
I'm taking a ship.
I'm taking a ship.
I'm taking a ship, I'm taking a ship, I'm taking a ship!
I'm going to shoot at them, I'm going to shoot at them, I'm going to start!
It's okay, it's okay!
Good, good!
Stay on the roof!
Good, we got it, is he ready?
Yeah, I'm on top, I'm on top!
Good very well played
We should use this new ship. Yeah, well this ship's also pretty good
Yeah, yeah, we'll lose a minor
It's all good
In here there's
Some bullshit really in repair the door
Okay, we're fully sealed.
I need to get the analysts in these cannons.
This is our base.
You know, you know, we can have a problem.
Oh, this guy's got a key.
Uh, box key.
But this guy's actually looted, bro. Bring all that shit over here.
I think they have a red, green, and...
I mean, how's that not good? I killed both of them!
No, you know, you popped off, bro.
What the fuck?
They've got like three full map boxes, uh, their cannons are great-
Some of this shit says go fast, really, uh, apparently some of this shit says go fast.
I'm not going to come fast for you, Summoner.
Holy fuck this shit sucks, dick.
Uh, our ship is terrible by the way, by the way.
Just so you know.
No, no, we're using it, no, we gotta use this shit.
That ship is ass.
I'm going to start bringing shit over.
So the next time we're going to play, it's completely messed up.
It's a little bit better than the MADQ, but there's nothing else, so...
We need to go to our ship, and go to our ship, and go like metamange to it, because we need
to do a lot of hop-ups.
Yeah, yeah.
They probably have to play one without us, guys.
Yeah. Um, hold on. Is that a walk?
Jesse, they got shit in there.
It's him before. Yeah.
I don't know. These guys were doing tech I haven't seen before,
but my name is just a little too good to see.
Come on. Yeah. Guy was still alive in here, by the way.
No, a ratting. Yes. He's still alive.
OK, we need to look at all the rooms.
You know, I was the Kristie Maties guy.
Dude, there's fucking loot boxes in areas I didn't even search in.
Did these guys clue it?
Keep dropping with that, keep guaranteed, like last time.
Oh my god!
Oh!
What?
Oh, the guy couldn't get out.
Remember?
Because if anything, his ship, he was just waiting for us to fucking...
They're gonna say,
What are these loom rooms?
I'm telling you, it's- they're filled to the brim.
Okay, go to our ship. Uh, advance a little bit, so we can loot ourselves.
Wait, did they- they updated this game?
Like, look at our ship when it falls down, when it dies, it goes into the ground and shit, like, where does he live before, ever?
I saw that yesterday.
Actually, I think they had it today, yeah.
did we kind of went fucking stupid yeah okay look at our own black box
but there's nothing I already do little bodies
no no their bodies up here yeah I yeah I wait I think is I did one in the rooms
and like, let's run across them!
Okay, we have to hurry. Come on, go up one.
Just grab that. Let's go.
Did you grab our own black box at least?
Yeah, I did.
I'm gonna map it with the dirkons.
I'm gonna grab like the maxed win box.
We have to wake up the doors open. I think it's in on the next circle.
They probably, maybe we'll wait for them instead.
Yeah, it's easier for us to wait for them to tell me to do a more job because we can
extend its lobby indefinitely, but we can be in it for the next three hours if we want
to or two hours.
This might exactly like we got into a pickle here.
I think it's better because talented play the next game normally for them.
They strike on the first exit and watch it on like this.
This last exit.
Okay, I won't expect it. There's no doors yet. We get that even spun in yet
My problem is that good tenants. Oh
We can't pay the tenants this base clears our base so hard like are you seeing how big money I know don't talk about it
man they have an engine inside of the base I know how do they do that yeah it's
covered engine it's what we get when we get crystals like I have that on my
mind upgraded which we don't have the crystals for it
holy fuck would you we need an extract yeah well like the load it's way down
I don't even know how to get back up here.
Give me a second to look really.
Okay.
Do we have any empty boxes?
Are you helping me with the loot?
I think I'm doing it by myself.
Okay.
Yeah.
non-stop
Um
It was that sounded like a clanker dropping now
Is there any more loot? I think that's it right? No, no, no under the car under the car
I'm looted all the bodies as well
No, I'm not
What the fuck
Looting is long because
Looting is in Consolidated. They have to do a quality of like
Update of this game where you can like do some things like
Consolidate nearby chests
It's so fucking cooked like
Oh my god, we are so full, yeah, I need to get a bit first though.
Pretty much, yeah.
I wouldn't bother getting one of that.
Well, the way that handicum this is actually pretty well made out of right away.
Yeah, we fought pretty hard.
Um, there's only one bad instance, oh, up top.
Wow.
And there's so much blue in this face.
Uh, yeah, we're like loaded.
Let's put some actual good ammo in here, though.
These guys have bad cannons, though.
Wow, they were loaded on ammo
But they're just the animals next win in this shit or you can
Wait the ammo itself is that's when it oh
Extracts I've turned around it's right here
Good
Hold on peanut here. We come
Wait check it you come to wait
Because they're not actually we don't we want it. Yeah, the fire started in there
I think it's an unmanned ship or two long and it explodes.
I have that feeling like in Tarkov after labs where I'm like nervous as shit.
Yeah, we don't want to be losing all this shit.
Yeah, way too much loot right now.
Oh, you should put the pistol purple in your hands so that we don't have to fight with Agenda, you know what I mean?
I do. I do.
No, it's in the boxes.
That's the second one, I have my own pistol.
You can have the other one.
You sure?
Yeah.
Could you go call the thing, we're coming up to it.
Yeah.
I didn't like the shotgun last time. I didn't like it at all. I think it was really bad.
The blue shotgun was so bad.
Yeah, the bugle...
I pay attention to the space. Can we just start taking screenshots of this shit?
All the components that make the big one day what it is that we don't have.
so it isn't really better
but it was just big notes there
this is good
not saying it's bad, like they have so much of these cards, like...
no
hello mister dot count
can you tell Jesse that he's the guy that was already fucking looted though?
yeah, but is some of it now that I just clutched two
tramplers?
real shit
ninety-five in their own body now
that's really good vibes
that's not specialties vibes
oh no
okay there's a summit crash at going out
all right is there a real one?
maybe those are real bad
might be a real one amulet for next round we need to craft the anulet by the way
the fuck is the amlax
oh my god that's is that are you on our base no I'm on top oh you are on our base no no
I'm on level two. I'm on level two.
I never saw you. It's you.
It's you. It's you. It's up to you.
No, I don't want to see him.
Is it me, you're looking for?
Tessie, where's the ammo for the gun? The main gun?
It's in my fucking pockets.
I had just the wrong gun in my hand.
Let's get out of here, let's get out of here.
Heaven is a place on earth with you.
Alright, let's see how the vibes are in there.
Let's see if we can do anything about it.
Let me go over there and let me drag you in.
All right, everybody open wait, let me
Use your weight
This is gonna be max when
12,000 11,404 yo, that's insane
For this one in time of the week would you put the same that lobby?
Bro, we left as soon as there was an extract. Yeah, I
I need a crystal and mixture like Chris does it we need to do a boring round of crystals
Yeah
And I'll do the heavy like the crazy animal
So how do you get that animal of a severed?
So we're in their disorder now
I'm full on inventory loads, but what does it do you need any pneumatics because I have thousands and I can't I can't spend them
What do you mean by schematics?
Nope, the medics.
Um...
No, I don't need that. I just do something in my inventory that we didn't even realize they had.
A pest cop, Lauren's amplifier.
Yeah, no, I told you about that. I'll show you that, yeah.
I'm dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Okay.
Alright.
Uh, Dregels, perhaps?
black boxes, how many did we need that for anything?
because i'm by a cell by sh1t
they'll sell it, we need it for later, okay
you see, i have loot that's like very late game
for us to really like sh1t it
are we coming out with the purple pistols here?
yeah, we want a style, we want to show them how it's done
all right bet join call which one we're in the call they have to drag us we're
in pds place we don't have permissions
lacy
wait could I read a middle cargo base and more metal rods do you know what's
rare I don't know how like why I have so many they're kind of rare yeah I mean
the boat when doing boat holes and stuff it's pretty those are the ways to do
it I think like the boring boat stuff
uh gunpowder fabrics yes you know those they might want to go we I could actually
get there oh no I need a lot of the bullshit from the main game I think
district saves for the battering ram if we want everyone to get that yeah we need
we haven't even seen someone with a battering ram yet I wonder the higher
introductory if we start going into like higher lobbies if it works like that or
not maybe a little bit perhaps but maybe not
to the end of the game that you craft worn shit then when the fuck you craft
Crap pristine shit then!
Oh no, you crap pristine right here.
That was with the auto cannons as well.
Well I'm going cannon route, you don't, don't spend any money in cannons.
So let me do that.
I need more Levi then.
No, I need that.
Levi been skinned?
Yeah.
I can eat six crystals for this shit man!
For late game, uh, yeah, for late game shotgun cannons and stuff like that, yeah.
Not even that late game, but like, here too.
Jesse, we need crystals out the fucking wazoo, like there's always crystals!
Maybe we can ask for all the crystals.
Armor plate? So where's armor plate?
I'm more weird coral district portable safes and crystals
Maybe we were on the ship all the while they're yet, and I guess we don't have the call I guess I'm in the discord
I mean p.m. Discord
The receptionist is not picking us up.
No, I'm gonna lock it.
What were we using?
What were we doing to Six Vans?
Uh, the shaky mule?
Shaky mule, right?
Yeah, but it was bad.
That middle floor was bad.
We needed better access to that. It was like weird.
And also the engine access was weird.
I'll put some extra in the background on this.
I need your views.
Whatever you ready, good shot.
Damn.
Whatever you ready, good shot.
Go back to your boy.
Whatever you want.
I get up and pick you up.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Thanks for all this.
Thank you, man.
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hey, actually, though?
Let's just do what was the thing that we just had?
It wasn't bad, it was no-corn-cannons.
Oh, we can't mount like this because it was already...
No we fucking can't.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
It's finally fixed.
Channels on the sides.
Fixed it.
You like that?
Let me see what's you're cooking here.
I was lucky E's dropping on the summit.
Um, let me see.
Maybe I didn't even just four corner. That's it.
Right. I fucking love video games, bro. That is so fun.
They just bring out the best, bro.
Yeah, four corners.
Oh, we can't four corners.
This still works though.
X, I don't understand.
Like we're saying Max winning stuff, but then I'm going into my texture and I'm just fucking poor.
Because we don't have what we need, it's the boring shit we need.
Like we need the boring ass loot, man.
Like I'm so fucking poor.
We need the fuck.
I need fabric, I need metal rods, I need fucking metal rods.
Yes, we need the boring fucking loot, man.
They're so poor.
Okay, this shampoos actually go by the way.
Like, it's the boring shit.
Shit, I forgot I ordered food.
Go.
I'm not bringing the patrols with me.
I think it's good, it just needs ammo.
And then I bring it once you for three meds
Four meds and we go like this cannon wise they can give you all the time until I
Live again in
Yeah, yeah, I got them all why would we came to all because you had the shit right
I'm putting food in I'm putting it hot HV's in I'm putting HV 80s I'm bringing it
I didn't bring that we bring the reflector
no I have a key as well I have a storage key should bring it foxy
I don't know which is pretty kind of place you should stop with your name because I can't
see it I'm still doing my main looping this this
Yo, 10 trees, that's not official, I think that was Apex M7, what's on there?
Okay, I'm bringing in the 40, I'm bringing in the 80.
I can't see.
It's not showing me.
The 80?
It's not showing, it's not showing on the 80.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm bringing them for show.
No, no.
And boom, you see them out?
Yes, I'm gonna bring an extra
That should be good
How much I'll do we bring not two stacks of pistol for me can you bring some a 40 mil shell? Yeah
Yeah, good good
But yeah, let's go
Let's fucking a wipe out the whole lot like
No fucking friends everybody gets shredded to a crisp waking up every day and be regrettious mind
Yeah, all of gaming and reassuring. Oh, no, I forgot we need some crystals man
Well, I'm not gonna lie. We need like five extractive crystals like it's that it's it's that sad
We've five extracts of pure crystals
Yeah, let's just do a crystal run then a crystal and boat run straight up boring run
But what about a fun run where we can't believe the old man?
I know, but that doesn't we don't get anywhere. We do that. We're so hyped. We look in our tech tree report
like
No one knows what we don't think we never lose anybody that has like tuna fabric ever ever
Bro, I got the walls gone Jesse
It's already cold food, I'm sick.
It's cold food?
Yeah, I forgot, like, dude, they probably delivered before you even called me.
Oh, no!
How long has it been?
Yeah.
The ants got to it?
No.
They have it like a table outside, they put it on top of the table.
Ants haven't figured out how to go up tables yet.
Over here they have actually.
I have 80.
I have another 70.
I have 40s. I need a lot of 40s.
That's an answer just protein.
Well, not that much.
I don't know how dense they are in protein intake, like actually, like, yeah, I mean,
like...
We'll take what we can get.
The cycle of life must continue.
You know, like broccoli, they're different protein, they need like a lot of it, you know
what I mean?
We should look at the spot, yeah.
I can't shoot that way, that's no ammo.
of
Wait, I thought this was a 40, you know?
It's a 70?
I'm so dumb, man.
Uh, 40 at the back.
I think I know it's all wrong, Loki.
I mean, the door won't break, because it's fuckin'...
Ricoil shells!
See, I'm dying those bots. I'm not kidding.
Box? Yeah, I'm dying. I'm literally dying. This is just sad.
Because I have no fucking ammo for this gun!
I'm better.
He's dead.
Okay, I need to have some light shit in here.
Okay, I think there's something like that shit in here.
Like where?
Got mixtures, depress.
Workbench here does the same thing as usual.
Alright, this is a Haitian, I'm not really good at chat, I can't do anymore.
Chat, I actually understand that.
There's a bio emitter here? For healing?
Mark.
That one just dropped this one already, right? Fuck it.
I think they removed the top guys there like where the top NPCs where are you
I'm on the ship eatin
Okay, I'll drop shut up on the on the word maybe
They think it's a sauce yeah, I mean the I mean you should get suited when you don't when you set a product
No sauce you should get suited. I mean it
Nick nuggets without sauce is just fucking stupid
Like this I'm saying like if they're part of the product of delivering it
Oh thank you guys they put ketchup's at the bottom. EWWWWW
Oh fuck you. Nugget ketchup?
Yeah like big old handful of packets of ketchup. Yeah that's exactly what I wanted.
My knight is ruined. Yeah I mean I would start dropping up the fucking lawsuit.
It's just that's egregious. Call them? No I would never call them.
Wait, wait, wait, we're not
That's being subbed for seven. What if this is what I do? They give me some feedback. Yeah, the jungle
Oh, I would just know what they're doing wrong if you don't tell me to do wrong
How can they prove if you don't give him the problem
So what at least you try your best
Another fucking 70 dude.
This loot is so shit, brother.
Yo.
Why is this loot so shit?
now like this is actually just sad but I keep looking into the bag to see if I can find
a sauce that's not there like this is actually just sad.
I know, we do in the bigger towns.
I looked in the fucking bag three times.
Well I hate doing that when you look in the bag multiple times and you always get this
appointment.
I'm giving it one more check.
No, I'm giving it one more check.
There's no fucking way man.
They don't deserve that.
I'll get out of here.
Gunpowder's good though.
Okay we only have three boxes to get to the gaffer, so if you want to, um,
I'll put them down here. Wow!
I mean okay, you must be really hungry because I would
Go down again
The Swings outer sauce is literally 90% of reason why I get nuggets barbecue sauce for me. Thank you. Oh my god
There is just no way you said that you don't like tangy barbecue
That shit is disgusting. Oh hell no. But that is the best of the least barbecue thing I've
ever tasted in my life. It doesn't, honestly, barbecue should suit them. That's not barbecue
at all. Yeah, but it just, it tastes like McDonald's barbecue sauce, though.
and I fucking like you okay go drive the car
no crystals
that I didn't get the gun that I needed to swap guns like this is just sad what
I'm gonna lose that
Are you eating the ranch in McDonald's though? That'll end our friendship right now. Eww
Bob's just gonna pick that by somebody
But it's probably our boy looking
Their ranch is actually diabolical now.
It's, it's, it's, it's not the one that's full of sugar, it's sugary as fudge and like.
It's completely its own thing, I don't know what it is, it's gross.
I don't have an, is that, is that an M82?
Is that Honey Mustard?
It's a shotgun, no.
Honey Mustard is good.
I give a minute to a good job chat, thank you.
You only get it on accident, you order barbecue but then they shake out.
Jiggle bounce, shake wobble bounce, squish.
Shout out to Bellisyn.
Um, that's going to be a no for me.
But whatever you say, pal.
If you don't fuck with it, if you fuck with it, again, if you like all South's, you don't like any South's
because what you want is what you want to dig in and just
Get a bunch like you don't want to just dip your thing you want to coat your thing full of it
That's perfect. You know they have a thing you only like you have to love it
And like you need to love yourselves
I can't be fucked if the crystals are not, it's so boring.
You shouldn't get any crystals for a run, and the crystals will get me off the map
Contest in it. I wish you probably should back to us. Okay
Wendy's barbecue sauce is good actually very good
I'm on my shot as you realize. I forgot to bring meds. I'll put you on shot at.
We just hit our wall slightly. Okay.
me all make and sit upon my buggy is go home and stay okay this this end is he is
actually just showing me never why are they jiggle peeking like I don't
understand I can't jump on this legend
I need our food and meds immediately I'm not getting banned from Deku Amaba, I'm not getting
There's McDonald's, have like their own ketchup, it's just Heinz.
It's just Heinz, but I think they have an extra well-made ketchup that's like, like a
siopper.
In not accepting any food takes from you after what I saw you do to that genre last week.
Shut up.
Oh, it's ketchup's pretty good.
Yeah, it's like more sugar, they have a special ketchup, right?
I mean there's no more ketchup, right?
like it's it's like there is no it is different too bro yeah the coke is like
it's like engineer to be better with their meals like oh my god it's heavenly
when you're drinking it it's as if you you haven't drank in a drinking yeah yeah
Yeah, it has like it has like a mental MSG. You know what I mean?
Yeah
So crispy
This is in fat ass talk man, this is refined. This is for real men and this is like I was gonna do that
You get in like a fucking like fancy pub
this is just talking about food as humans you have to eat food
no no food is one of the best biggest most important bonding experience for men
you know that without waiting big restaurants are like big shootouts and
big things and because all the elites go to the fucking food spots
Yeah, when we went to the F1 thing, we ate lobsters, steaks, sparkling water.
What the fuck?
Where'd you get that at?
What the fuck did you go?
When we went to the F1 thing.
Which one?
Remember?
Well, I don't remember F1, but which one?
I don't remember seeing any food there.
Remember when we walked down the thing, it's where we saw Mr. Wonderful?
Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was just the food.
Busted.
Like a pile.
Yeah, fucking busted.
insane what it's free for the for the
portals as you pretty much
just like non-stop like a mile long of
just food yeah it was pretty insane I
will I will admit that oh box again
Another mother-sucking. Yeah, I need those sabrecks.
Uh, is that all the loot here? Yeah, it is. I'm gonna go back to the other spot.
Well, obviously, if we move to the poor thing, I'm not gonna believe that.
I'm not believe that.
Yeah, it's a bottom feeder.
Can I get a buck?
Buck, buck, buck.
Yeah, but, yeah, but.
It's a bottom feeder.
Don't check it, don't check it, yeah.
Thanks.
It's an ocean bug.
What I, I don't know what you're saying, I'm stupid.
That's literally what it is though, it's an ocean bug.
Buck.
It's a cluster sheen, right?
Yeah
Dynamite I think you dig those spots man. He's gonna get a fucking towel or a shovel sorry
I usually bring a shovel I just this one time. No, but we need multiple shows
I'm done eating, I can help.
How long did I go last one?
Really bitch? I was made to fucking chew.
Are you serious?
That's crazy.
like these monsters are what they strike is so annoying
I'm not gonna die
like that I've been healing forever I have no heals
okay I was watching when I'm dying
I killed all of them. Oh my god. Are you in this?
Not the furthest right compound. I don't have deals yet, yeah. I don't have food box.
Oh, purple! Purple with Uber! Nice! Oh, the normal map!
Oh, the one with the hat is like a pristine mother.
I shot behind you and it's your reaction.
No, no, I knew it was you. It's different type of gun.
Dumbo?
What?
You said something, Dumbledore, I'm gonna call you Dumbledore, man.
Well, yeah, that's alright. You're welcome here.
Why don't you take... Do you need pistol ammo for that thing?
Oh, I have to do some pistol ammo for that.
Did you bring blue armor?
Oh, yeah, I actually just looted one.
Okay, I'm gonna throw this box off nearby
Remember that there's chardonnay here. I have I have a lot. Yeah, but I didn't even a lot for the whole tree
Wait overall when is one
Oh, yeah, I need more that chat you need a lot for
the couple of these. Thank you. I'm, uh, dragging up. It's not like module jumping. You know
you mean by snares?
give me a boom over here
Madam in such a bad spot someone shows up. Yeah, we're not yeah, all things get blown out of
Damn you. Oh, I that's a smart you getting your bullets in diamond
well no shard and a you wait
it's enough yet I know there is a shard and a oh yeah yeah there's always one
in there one in the lighthouse somebody's the one one dude you're putting
but you're not looting them man I grabbed what I could I know you're coming back
bro there's no shot there isn't somebody on our base right now okay drive up
here whenever you're done there's Bob check the adjustment boxes and not just
I did it I just them all on the ship I think yeah the amount work
I'm on a boat is a good song I like Ashlet that's all
no brother I forgot we're gonna bomb this one and we have to bomb it again
I see four in my hands and I completely forgot no let me ask you this did you turn off our engine ever
no but when you're far away I told you there's Wi-Fi if you are the ship captain and you get
off the ship for enough distance or time it it turns off
unless you go with people with the ship would go far and wide forever
i'm right over there
which we are chilling under right now
i've shot an aim here
This, uh, maybe we get some crystals?
We could get, I think, like, 50 crystals per run if you really lock in.
It's kind of annoying to get, though.
It's so annoying.
Here we go.
Oh, red fuel is not that long.
Is that a Petrova?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, red fuel is not that long.
Is that a Petrova? Yeah, Petros.
Nice.
Do you have the stuff to upgrade it right now?
Yeah, we do, but we need to find a workbench. I might definitely do this.
I didn't die, but it's kind of close for no reason.
I'm going to let it up all the chests.
I'm going to, yeah, this is it. We're gone.
I'll just get out of here.
I dropped my gun. No, I thought I put it in the chest.
Hold on, stop. I think I did. I dropped my gun.
Oh, and then shot at me.
good call
most of my ones chats
we have to make a corner here to walk
a lot better
take the one that you're getting up there
with this gun
and this ammo
on the ground
cause my actual guns up top
I dropped my gun, really.
I think one of the most overrated, like, like, human experience, like, uh, thing you could
do.
Well, may start leaving, start putting all these chests in, like, our rooms.
Like, the good ones.
Or do you think that's like a waste of time?
The what?
Putting like, the good loot in the rooms, you think that's like a waste of time?
that was done is whatever like wherever we see if we get robbed me good to them
but we play like shit and you shouldn't get looted like like that in his game
and I'll think
have you
let me just uh there's two boxes by the way out there two people have radio
I didn't go smoke him out.
Do you want to smoke this guy close to us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we go tell him that we just show him how it's done.
We fuck him hard.
Nice, shall we?
We never lose BVB battles.
There's also a guy over there to our left, kind of close.
Looking like he's coming towards us, perhaps a clutch.
Green smoke clutch, if that's you?
Probably is.
Yeah.
He greens well?
Bro, imagine he has like 20 crystals.
No.
No.
Both die of radiation just to bring us the loot.
Oh
Green's default. Yeah, we should just swap maybe to purple or blue
Are they we can get red nudes
Thank you man fuck yeah Thanks bro
Did you heard him into this No I ran away
Holy Baze Open Door Cook
man a lot of this junk but I mean I'll take it
oh this is junk what I mean I said what I said that look at that look at the box up
oh look inside of this box oh shit all right I'm sorry well done
I like how the shrimp is just very easy to get into we thought it was like impossible
yeah impossible is that good don't Vicky and it's shit good as hell we could go to the
crystals or I mean we should go kill the guy that has that the fucking beacon
I don't know if you had cheese.
Oh no we did a key question.
A green, blue, red, black.
But doesn't black open by default at the end though?
Why can't we go to the ship?
It isn't black auto auto auto auto auto open
Shall I let it open like all the open lines I know wait there's a guy over there you see this
Now where's the fun key? I don't ever mind I'm trippin
Yeah the sand disappeared at the very end
I'm not all components you're sure
Where's the key man? Where'd that put it?
There you go.
Yo am I brain dead?
Hell yeah bro.
I think we're good to just leave now.
Oh yeah but remember we always get crystals.
Yo looky I need some fuel. You wanna trade?
Yeah I got you.
where's the key where I put it on your ship wait you can open the key with this
Oh the already opened and I'll get it sir
Already opened
Dude I am I might just be stupid XQC L
Yes
Sure
But no, but what we're straight with it. It was a bit of a dreadnought
Just eat their players like most of our should let me loot is genuinely junk. Okay, you're right. You're right
We always think it's a max when it's not a real max one. You're right. You're like we need crystals and red shit
Now we think we think we could be better. Oh, I'm the man behind the man
Also, maybe we stay in line for the dreadnought.
Hello Mr. Count, you are cool and good at games, you better lock in for Jesse, he is
guilty.
I swear, also the straws, like am I just gonna sort of think the straw size of the McDonald's
straws?
for like air flow and shit it's perfect I mean it's a marvel of our time the
only thing I miss I don't like these clear cups I miss the white cubs oh yeah
the white stuff that's tough with the monopoly thing I'm all scared of
going through a ship with these guns in my hands because if I jump on their ship
and I lose those guns they use against us, you know what I mean?
He's saying.
I'm also kidding up here, I have the reflector and the toad like...
I didn't have to... that's red new, does it know?
Uh, no, that's just a regular shit.
Dread new is a...
...extract, like it'll...
...it's huge or massive.
Criss-souls are...
...right here.
Are you looted though?
No, this ain't a crystal, we gotta do the Tarkov rule.
We already sidetracked, it is what it is.
We don't go for crystals now.
Yeah, I agree.
We need to start to crystals if we're gonna do crystals.
I don't know, anyway, look, there's no crystals on the ground.
Yeah.
Like people go into a lobby and get crystals,
and they actually act like it.
Maybe they'll loot along as we do the crystals.
Where are we going?
around me. Stop. You're going to come at the mess, right?
Are you going to move or what?
Check and look, huh?
Yeah, if anything, we take a battle. They're looting hard.
They're looting hard. Restrike them.
I'm putting the high velocity in MSS.
Okay, then we have us a bag like 80 what we only have 180
Are you see him is he at the top of that hill?
No, he's behind it he's behind it, okay, I'll boost me sure
We should have a boost for the boxes.
A box for the boosts.
Yep, this placement makes our thing bug out.
What a weird bug.
I
Multiple super booster next way as well if we need really needed and I think it's a smokeless, but I could you know
Trying to leave no no no no no no no no no no no no you don't fucking leave it
Do I go down this middle in the middle of these mountains? I think I can make that terrain ah
It's just a little down a little bit. Yeah, just do it. Just do it
I hit the boost right as I'm going over it that okay
We'll love it
Wow, go!
It's him right?
Yeah, this is him, go!
I'm getting nice first, so he doesn't run out.
Nice large beam.
Missed somehow.
I'm going to take a pace you're seeing in a second.
I'm just gonna break it in the hell.
You need to stop the ship right here.
Is that you, Crud?
I think it's that guy.
No, you killed somebody. We killed you.
Oh no, I'm the ship. I'm the shipgoer there.
fuck
I didn't want to kill him
what the fuck do you do, sir?
where is he?
he's a guy
he's a guy?
I don't know, I don't know
he's a
go on, let's go
dead
thanks
good work, I already got my body back
easy
coming along
excuse me, Eric
dude, this guy had military boxes
what the fuck are these?
What are you
Sixteen months still banned from donating please mods check excuse the hour
He's kind of poor
Wait nobody has military boxes. Yeah, we had a lot of shit right now
We need to port to Vennet so we can loot up to the top, this is exhausting as fudging.
It's just gonna sag, I mean,
I mean, these guys are fucking poor!
Like, what's his problem?
I grabbed the black box.
Loading the game with no money, nothing, like fuck off.
69 months in the jungle.
Nice.
Can I finally get my welcome to the jungle, Mr. Q?
No?
Okay.
I will welcome check to the jungle welcome to the jungle
I would go there is loads of I'm so lazy yeah, go next every next I yeah, we call we kill all the beacon holders
If you're not sure, right? Hold the beacon. You know, yeah, you see what's going on right? He's going to extract
Let me check
He's gonna make it, he's gonna make it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think.
Let me try it, try it, try it.
We'll see, we'll see.
Maybe he gets sidetracked.
Maybe he's in the mushroom, uh, like mushroom alley.
Maybe he'll.
67 months, can I get my welcome, you text D.
It is empty.
They were not even moving.
Yeah, to speak as that's...
Wait, what's the- all that is in my hands?
Oh, I should bring another AD at the top, I think we need an AD at the top, maybe.
Yeah, we're gonna top of box 10 boosts what's up Skrar
It's kind of taking his time dude. I think we're gonna make it. Yeah, we probably will actually
I can just max boost you over and over again
maybe we have to go to the mushroom you drive well maybe we can make it
yeah this is easy there's a path that doesn't yeah fuck it I see it see the
path you go easy that yeah that's Wolfenberger
bro I think we're gonna make it we are not only that he's full looting that for
Oh is he? Yeah. Boosting? Oh you boosted me at the worst time. Oh my god. You boosted
me as there was a rock right in front of us. Turn left a little bit right now. Yeah. Don't
I'll take all each other.
There we go. Holy shit.
You gonna put your legs at all?
Nah, it wasn't too bad.
Like, hitting stuff like that never really does that much damage, it seems like.
one more boosters
that's good
shovel yeah shovel exactly yeah we should be in shovel a lot
was there?
He's loading Schwalzenberg!
Yes.
Oh, there's more on it. Yes, bro. He has no idea how to get fucked. He has no idea.
Hello. And we're gonna get an early advantage too. We're gonna spawn Flankers here, that's fine. Can you hit a boost, whenever?
Yep.
Uh, it opens up. I can do it now.
Oh, I think we're boost next.
I think you can do that.
I
Well
Whatever you just super
Well, I think there is no I did one and then do anything I did put another one in it like did like he's super like a jump
But we're going at the whistle faster. Yeah. Oh my god
Oh this guy smoked.
Yeah, no idea.
So there's no way Clutch survives behind us, right?
No, no, no, easy, easy, easy, easy.
There's a bigger enemy behind us on our corner.
Good, good, good, good.
Well, I have an enemy boost, by the way.
I have some on me as well.
Hit it now this is a good time.
Yeah, hold on.
No, it is open up. It was all done.
He's a dead newbie, you guys, tell me.
Yeah, leave the discord X.
Hey, actually, I was going to ask if I could move you all.
I'm a lot for peanut.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know this.
Okay, cool. Okay, I wanted to ask before I move you all.
Oh, no, you should.
Where someone can't just join.
Thank you man.
Thank you.
What are you doing?
Well this guy is so fucking dead he has no idea, he's so dead!
Bro, go ptsd.
He killed all the flankers too, oh it's over.
She is so dead
We stay all right, I think this is fast and soft boost time. Yeah
I'm gonna use a frontage these first
Maybe one more boost before you go not ready yet
I see him. He's running away, isn't he?
It's a fucking bitch. Wait, he killed somebody.
Well, no, he killed somebody
What you want me to hide a smoke? Yeah, no, I did
Hey, it's I used the downstairs oiler yesterday, and I think it clocked. Hope you fixed it, sorry
Running, running, running.
No, he's on a ship! Stop!
He's playing the war on a ship!
Stop!
Then, another walk.
I'm dead.
It's not a walk, okay. It's fine.
We're gonna dumb this. I'm dumbing, I'm dumbing, I'm dumbing.
I died by soapy.
wait
this is the right way to go
this is the right way to go
I let the soul go down in me
where is he? go, go up to the joint, can we drive it all at once?
no shooting, i'm going to meet time at 8 o'clock, i'm going to start turning now
drive, drive, uh, oh he puts the four down as well
Where is he? What's he gonna take the guy on the right?
Yeah, I think he's got the one that's getting destroyed.
Wrong guy? What are the names of the wrong guy?
No, you're good. You're good, bro.
No!
Light down. That's Flush!
Just trust me, just trust me.
It's Flush, it's Flush.
Sorry about that man.
You're 24 reason.
It's, we get a ship, it's fine we're turning.
We're good.
This ship is like so thick.
You got a bullet man, you need a bullet.
of
the
of
the
of
and
He's still on them, don't worry.
They have some pretty steady shots on them, I don't know why it's so sturdy, but it doesn't die.
I don't know what's happening.
I like to go get another one, I'll repair this one.
Maybe I'm repairing that steering wheel.
I got it, I got it, one more.
Yeah, legs broken.
I got it, I got it, one more.
Yeah, we're fairly likely.
We're good, we're good.
Okay, the gas is not going anywhere, we're fine.
It's going to the right though.
I think you're going to the right here.
I think we cut him up.
Yeah, he's going very far away.
I'll boost you up.
your ship if you want clutch yeah I mean I wonder why I shot him
breathed trust me now just trust me the three times
yeah there goes
Why is that shooting so fucking far out there?
Like what?
There's some English just here.
And now it's not shooting too well.
It was just boosted.
Yeah, it was just boosted.
uh we just boosted a lot yeah we just boosted yeah yeah i did
did you hit him?
no, because we're up and down the sand dunes so like it's making the record like really bad
i feel high velocity is in there
i now shot low and it went somehow north
I don't even know anymore I'm trying to understand it wait JZ
it's fine it's fine well let me do the boosting let me do the boosting is we're gonna warm up
Why I need a boost?
You don't do the boost!
What?
Why aren't we moving at all though?
Hello?
Yeah, we lost.
They shouldn't make it so it's a one-click F when you're trying to, like, that soup dog.
We ain't over it, they literally cannot extract me.
Yeah, yeah, but if they create a gap in us and them, the more they do it, they get closer
to the one minute timer.
Oh.
And somehow I hit the wheelhouse somehow.
That was a crazy hit.
easy hit
that's a bomb
these dunes are so annoying man, i can't shoot at all
of
death
of
death
I can have some shots there, I don't get all of this, like, like destroy them, like destroy them!
Reactive shots are heading in, and they got red guards, they're so dead. They are so dead.
We have no gun!
Dead.
They never got to take any of this.
And that was a mountain.
Did they not get another respawn yet?
I'm gonna start moving now.
He's shooting me from the 70 on the top.
Dead.
Okay, I'm not gonna kill this one.
Okay, these guys are all good. All the greens.
Oh shit.
Yeah, you have to kill that one. You have to kill that one. I can't kill it.
Let's do the smoke. I might hit it.
Don't get by me
Oh, they're good at the way actually
My even close to hitting it. I can't see it. I mean
You're hitting
I just think I can hit him.
He's behind you again, I can't see it.
I think clutch is gone.
Really? He's gone gone?
Yeah.
I'm like here.
This guy has 5 million HP.
I'm putting him down.
There you go, finally.
Okay.
There's a lot of boxes, man. See, I think we're ready to loot. This is kind of miserable.
Yeah. You keep doing that? I have to repair base now.
Dude, so many boxes. What the fuck is this?
He lived it, though. I'm all...
Nah, that's getting all I am. He'll take a WA.
I mean, this is literally Max window, because, like, this is probably Final Lobby loot.
And then we just take this and extract it. It's over.
I
Look at black box as well all of their bodies
Also, remember they killed someone and ran away. Oh, yeah, they have the black box. I see him
Remember that though they killed people. We don't even know if they took all their loot. Oh
Yeah, you're right 25 shopping shelves not bad
I was asked, you know what, these guys are actually good players, and the guy was using
it so I'll see that later.
Let's just get out of here.
Our base is so destroyed.
Yeah, I thought you were clutching somebody else, I thought we were all dead.
They have a predicted reactor there.
Did they have repair kits at all on their base?
Oh, they did.
Okay, we need that.
Can you come to me though?
Yeah, I'm literally right next to you, but the base right up against it.
Oh shit, I didn't know.
Saw me around then.
I literally just brought it over here.
I was far away killing the plane.
Um, nerd.
Repair kit is under the stairs.
Found it.
here I'll put it under our legs again under our stairs
everyone is asking me why not I got good aim what
it's because when they move like it oh we're safe we're safe in storm dude
I mean this is so many I'm not gonna console I'm not gonna console that
was just fucking switch I oh yeah as long as it fits on the thing let me turn
the engine off, but it's so...
There is so many, dude.
I'm just repairing everything.
Let me understand it.
It's why there's ten of them worth more money than are lit into the game.
The shots are not accurate, even if you're not moving.
It's inaccurate.
It's hard.
It's terrible.
Like, the 40 shoots absolutely anywhere it wants.
It's butt... and those discrepancies are worth that long range.
Oh, get that clanker lit as well.
So this is too many
Doing something like boxes that looted it food bodies that looted Medpec evidence and it's organized like that when you loot
So that you never have to consolidate it like having the loot of all kind in small quality
in mobile is it real it's stupid or we just fucking put 5,000 storage things on
our thing and just never give a fuck ever true thoughts it's that's heavy though
Let's go. Let's go.
Are you seeing this?
Yeah, I'm gonna let you do this now.
Let's get out of here.
Oh, there's an extract right over here. I think it's time to go.
Yeah, it's time to go. I mean, dude, how many fucking shells do we have?
I'll try to loot, try to loot, try to loot.
How come I just saw like green...
What was that? I just saw like green flare.
That's something I'm checking.
X-Rex or other green flare.
No, but it's not that kind of green flare. It's a friendly green flare shot from over there.
Maybe... maybe... maybe...
Clutch had another one.
Oh, and revived and he's running over here?
Yeah, yeah, like another ship that he got from something else or something.
I'm losing it, come on, Joe.
Yeah, the clicker loot, we're gonna leave it behind, fuck it, I guess.
I'm gonna chat, look at all these boxes.
And then all of these.
And the captain's cabinets and shit, like this, like 40 boxes.
We're not going to get some, I'm not living that.
No, this is the extract though, like right here, some shit.
Oh, and he's in the inside village, in the village.
I
It's here says it's here on the map right yeah, yeah, but they it's the second the island of village at a side of a head of a
Oh, I see it. I see it. Hey, there's a guy right here a human
Maybe clutches ghost is going to go to this. Why is nothing? What's that?
I just read 20 miles bro. I'm not stopping. We're full speed
Yeah, whatever our laser broken. That's why
Our legs are fucked.
Let him have a box, do you think?
Sure.
Do you think I'm gonna box any bucks?
You guys are fucking juice, bro.
Yeah, this thing is maxed out.
Wait, people weren't here before.
Wait, there might be players here, no?
Hi, almost one half of the squadron.
I mean, that would have been ridiculous.
Ock, he's good.
180!
Nice.
Take all those that we can get.
Yeah.
Those can be handy little.
Yeah, there's a big loot here somehow. I don't know. Like...
This is a great loot.
This is like max win loot. It's like perfect materials.
You want me to start the timer now or wait?
Ah, yeah, sorry. We're okay.
We have this bitch
There we go
Yeah, there's a blue bar
I blew up there's a blue body armor up here. You don't have one clutch
Can't like hold it. Yeah, I'll do anything else in here
Maybe
Welcome in, gentlemen, welcome in.
Oh, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Suck.
Just hanging around.
Just came up on a highly successful raid.
You guys got some goop or what?
Absolutely.
I mean, mountainous, mountainous amounts.
Mountainous.
I like that.
We also got ourselves.
We got 25 full boxes. It's gonna stupid
Holy rich
25 on to be set up usually
Excuse me. I'm not gonna lie to you. We said a baseline where we're like anything under this
I mean, we're just gonna be disappointed in ourselves and so little and that means I usually
I think under that for like a while. We was not
Holy shit
How much is that worth? I think $100,000
For sure at least
It's $150,000
Oh we're not bad
Yeah yeah, you guys got his beat
I'm lucky
Well, I mean
You know what they're calling us? We'll bronze him
Put me out of my misery bro
Sam
They call 52 numbers
MG Chateau
We
very good
the ship's gone
no no no no we're out
we're getting out literally right now
we're at the rope
alright we're gonna see how much we got here
this is a big one
beautiful beautiful
I'm going down the gun and armor
since oh my god it's what yeah yep 20,000 23 I'll be right back Jesus okay
that was huge how much was it only 20,000 unfortunately 2026 2550 50
something down total a big hole I don't know what the sale in this game
I'm selling all like the contact grenades and stuff I don't need to start yeah it's
as well and some of them like shit armor ship guns smoke shells free extra food
maybe I'm sitting you both the codes as we speak
for that there you go there you go it's one for you mr. Jesse thank you check
Six yet available those are how much cash silver coins. I've got a hand right now right at the top right corner
I'm much QCL one
Million
What mm-hmm a million coins there is a I literally have so much that the zeros have glitz and
Don't even sell
But how need that we need that it's well
I mean when you're with you with I mean, I don't know
said that from the different level of gamer at the different level of gamer
yeah we're not there yet we're just not yet we haven't gone to that part yet
one day i can give you offline
offline lessons
if you're down for that
really how much how much is that gonna run me though
i mean from my expertise at least 20,000 an hour
that's not too bad
that's not too bad yeah i mean
yeah it's not too bad
we get what you pay for it
you get what you pay for it
I'm just doing my at least twenty six boxes of rung
and minimum twenty seven twenty six full boxes of a run
correct. Right. Right. Right. Right.
Right.
Chad, those are worth it.
By the way, I wait.
Is that you?
Who mentioned is actually she was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
uh, put me on.
Yeah, I'll be right once.
I need crystals. These don't take crystals. These they call chunks. We don't need, we don't need
I'm just gonna close this for anything.
I guess we can change this very quiet in here.
So I was just buying compartments for my thang.
Oh, your thang?
Our crew came in at four people!
We need that! How do I get into the video game?
Oh, he's gonna need the ammo. I got it. Thank you.
I'm inside of the time
time. Perfect. Let's proceed. Let's proceed.
No, we all begin. Okay. I mean, it depends. Your ship looks pretty bad.
Oh. Oh. Oh. I can make a new one right now. I'm actually very proficient in making new
I like it all because the camera wasn't zoomed in I couldn't see the top guns
Sorry about that. Now it looked like you can shoot at all. Damn right when it's zoomed in. It's actually not bad
Now I thought it was terrible it's actually complete absolute ass abysmal dog shit low key if you think about it
It's the bad sip you've ever seen.
Oh, wait!
Oh, that's actually terrible.
Wait, oh, you know what actually?
Wait, hold on. Wait a second. There's actually a compartment in the back called the fuck-yourself compartment.
You can sleep there.
Really?
Uh-huh.
I added it specifically to the captain's quarters, the bedrooms, and the fuck-yourself compartment, where you can always stay.
It's wobbly.
Actually, it is wobbly.
There's a mirror in there where you can watch yourself do it.
There's a churros maybe you can jam up in your re-throw while you while you're doing it so the great times
You should I be honestly I haven't locked a lot of stuff up the tech tree since I made this side remake it real quick
Is we run with this? No, not that I like I like no, I wish I would which I'm
Um, what kind of mats are you guys looking for this?
I I'm gonna bring an 80 millimeter cannon with 30 shot
Yeah, yeah, I'll raise you and bring a purple revolver with a blue armor. You know what?
God, wait. Do we actually bring a shotgun kit for when we ram somebody? The shotgun
kits suck, but if you actually get right up to somebody, it shreds the actual player's
kills. Oh, damn. Did you bring me the ammo, please, for the slipper that I got earlier?
It gave it to you
I'm gonna bring a shotgun turn JFF just for fun. We can always replace it
Yeah, we are see we did you see the ramp that's in the tech tree mr. Give it
No, what we grab that ram and we put two shotgun turns on the front we can probably do some crazy stuff
Which which trees that a part of action bring in to I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I first shot set to
No, but I'm bringing 281s and a 41 to 80 ones 41
Okay
Yeah, you guys are loaded with a 40 80
Yes, I'll bring a 40 warren as well. Oh, I don't even have that
Yeah, give us another 40 warren please because they gave it to you somehow
No, I sold the great ones. I don't have another 40 warren. I can do a 40 rusty. Sure
Yeah
Okay, the battering ram is a part of the tech tree. I'm going down, but it's gonna be it's gonna be a little while. I know why it's down the road
I'll bring it
Ten boosters
I'll bring
20 foods and a bunch of 40 animal and some high-quality 80s I don't
You'll see that legendary gun in there. Oh my god. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Petros
Slabber. Orange. Not die with that. Oh my god. Do not die with that in front of me.
Oh my god. Don't die with that in front of you. Oh my god. Don't die with that in front
of me while I take it to the spine. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Because we didn't
bring any reds, but it's all good. We didn't bring any dome reflectors or walks. Alright,
All right then I'm canceling
I already did
Oh but something's not ready though so it is done
I.... get him back!
I am... there's... well I am ready
All right?
All right, that's good
It's... Zermatt and Stuart
Raphman
X-League Bro
Yeah, it's on the name
There's right there the name
Yeah
I'm ordering McDonald's just for the occasion just because he isn't here. I'm ordering McDonald's. I wouldn't normally put yeah
I did it were you actually next week, bro
Yep, yeah, what up? Hey, dude, that's pretty cool. Actually
Yeah, come around to women
Like it women
Yeah from the rip wait make it women. Oh, we're conflicting right there. All right, let's rock
You guys say naked women?
Naked women.
That's what I heard.
I swear I heard that.
And I'm not like you're not pushing it.
You only heard that in your head.
No one said this.
You just got naked women on the mind.
I mean, it's alright.
If you don't, you're doing nothing good with your life.
We all do that.
Well.
Pops in here and there.
I'm making men, too, if you're of that liking, or a woman.
Oh, not all of us, but some people.
Yeah, some people.
I think all people are.
Summit in here?
Easier.
Yeah, easier.
What's up, Summit?
Nope.
Hey, it was time for some games.
It was time to fucking slay.
I'm the devil and I'm here to do the devil's business.
You're dope, buddy. So you've been doing your own work, you shelf employed.
You guys not know that quote?
I'm the devil and I'm here to do the devil's business.
Nobody knows it?
Well now you got me on the edge of my seat.
It's once upon a time in Hollywood.
Alright, should we be ready to roll or not?
I'm ready to go all right you guys want to go to Cali kaiser plots and near south
As if that's not bad at all. I like that's what but where are the items that I put on the shelves
How yeah, but let me check real quick
You know chat you know Jeff an old friend if we're not Jeff or no frontage is sure about the kids. Oh my gosh
it's fine wait what's that what's something that
what that'll happen slide over side just in case just in case just in case just in
case just in case the cannons that can never break ever break
yeah so food is that you support submit
yes take that take that right i'm in jumping take that
you craft it at the after cutting branches you can craft this ah yeah yeah
you can get a base special and an upgrade it twice not enough ammo that'll happen
that'll happen too many games too little ammo it's actually a strategy it's a
strategy you know that the yeah I give us you that during World War two yeah I
can't problem oh thank God it's like a scion makes your enemy think you're
stupid about that you know I really would be he's gonna own with that yes I'm
saying it yeah it's just it ain't thank God but wasn't that lethal in my hands
already I mean I was gonna no no but you gave it to him yeah but I was also
doing good with it though no God yeah but wasn't I doing good with it though I
I was going to leave it with it.
You would have done OK, but you gave it to Summit?
Yeah.
Thank God.
Yeah, but I was OK.
That's funny, but I was also rolling with it, though.
I was going to leave it with it.
Guess we'll never know.
All right, guys, we are going to get so rich the wealth.
Beautiful wealth.
Also, we did have a little bit of an agreement.
Yeah, but I don't leave it with it, though.
When you extract, you have to have a box in your hands that's unopenable.
A black box.
Unopenable box.
Certain boxes, otherwise, things get a little chaotic.
You have to speak with you out of the back of the circle.
Okay, okay, okay.
Prepare for clank.
I don't think
And then the cannons
We've been spotted tonight we fight prepare yourselves you don't give me
Fire
Hello?
I can hear you, sir.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, give me that.
You're going to get a respect.
I'm not the whole people.
Come on.
Definitely not.
Maybe.
Come on, boys.
Nice.
We need help!
We need help.
Front light is all dead.
I think.
Yeah
If we're lucky we get a press yes, they were lying on the ground
Yeah, all legs are gonna all legs
What was he
Get some work guys team effort. Okay, I put the loot under the legs. I'll give it a 10 real quick
This is not a song that was on it
of
the
top of the
top of the
top of the
top of the
Oh, this is the Venotel, I like it.
I'm gonna add in here.
Oh, Rusty.
I'll take care of the loot.
Yep, yeah, Roger that.
Affirmative.
Over it out.
I see guys, get help over here.
Give me a couple loot spreads.
I
Read wrecking my services
What do you see up there I play a bit of it
Is that a place I don't think so
I'm just
Looting this zone real quick. It takes a little bit of time to move the spot
a little tricky and these the way they straight these monsters it's it's been
you do bad shots yeah I agree no that's not as bad like it's not I was I
literally said don't give it what I said the same thing earlier today I mean
I think word for word.
Yeah, they make it look bad.
Exactly, exactly.
I'm stuck in a tree.
Classic.
Are you in the bank?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
There's two states in here, they were already open.
open yeah I'm losing is already this is this spot the loot is a little tricky
for the uninitiated you know I mean I drop like I hear I heard the bomb was
me I see for something onion rings you want to join the onion gang they have
You know that plants don't have phones?
Yeah. You said plants don't have phones?
Yeah. Plants don't have phones.
Yeah, but onion rings, though.
Onion rings.
Get in, huh?
How did I get that? How did I get that?
That's actually funny.
Oh, shots! What was that?
No, it's Mike who's spawning on the opposite side.
That sounded pretty close, though.
That means there's players, right?
Yeah, onion rings, that's the joke pretty much.
I think it's a pretty good one here.
You can get this red box at the top of the bank.
Is it always a key here though? No key?
I think we need luck though.
Oh
Vegetables don't play golf potato chips
I jumped a case will have loot here somewhere
Thank you. I'm gonna kill these zombies. Okay, then I'll drop a loot box on it. I
Will drop a box right here down on this flanker
Don't shoot that right on the plant on the plant. Oh, wow
Give me do you ever get that red box because I'm anywhere that I missed a key on a long
No, I just got up to the area. No, no, that one doesn't work because it doesn't it doesn't
uh...
the area area
it is a little bit of a
little bit
setback
light setback
it doesn't fit the team it doesn't even fit the other thing
oh there's a red door over here too
oh
no it doesn't work it doesn't work
this sardines
box in the bank
for me but that
well i got i got the red box it's it's that
the district officers portable state all as good as it is that you know you'll
need a few days for the upgrades
on my way to jacqueline
oh beacon box right here are you waiting to touch the beacon box
is he hurting?
beacon box
here's a beacon box
BAKEN BOX WHERE?
Oh
My boss in the bag it's what Luther yo, is that was that who's who?
We're doing it
Is the blue guy here?
I didn't look for me student rapid. What are you doing to the captain's going to do it rapid?
There's the captain only I was taking a peek guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a plate right here
Where in the town gonna be any god?
Well your friends man
No friends you might be another touted. Oh, yeah, friends. No friends. Oh you get some friends, man
Yeah, no, this guy's like easily some form of back at like something like some for it. It has to be
I was I mean doing that. I'm not just in the same thing
Well, they're staying way black. No, no, no that has to be hacks like yeah, I don't think it's on my screen like that was awful
I'm stuck in a tree.
Like I'm actually stuck in a rock.
Someone has to kill me.
Kill yourself.
Yeah.
You can do that.
You can do that.
You can click respond on the menu.
Then figure out how to get out of here.
You can do menu and respond.
Fuck.
That's fun though.
That's Fondo.
That's Raider.
From my body just went through the rock.
Did you guys get the loot box in the bank?
Trying to leave distracted.
Small distraction.
by what wait there's a guy here his name is Lazi don't let him take our ship
don't think I shiver no just say no are we killing this guy what's the deal I
I mean, yeah, I don't think he's friendly, but in a game like this, I don't think he's any friends, you know, I mean
Okay, we gotta move the ship over here
What what what do you mean what what do you put the medics in use for like this through everywhere?
You can't you can't hit him
Yeah, I'm telling you, right? He's like a bit like if you aim if you aim like
three feet in front of him.
It must be, he's like exploiting.
There he is, he's dead.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, that's all the move.
We should be going, now we should get going.
Oh my god, I thought he was pushing back.
Oh my god, look at that.
I got three boxes here.
I put a box on a plant as well.
I'll just see come to the ending of this spot here. Oh
Oh, oh big box big box big box big box
Also, we are outside the circle boys. We are outside the circle. I think you circle guy
Like that because we want to repeat we want people to talk
the loot finish the looting we gotta go very soon I know the loot already got it
we're good and we got it all.
X help me please.
Where are you at the door?
Where next to the base I cannot get to my body right here.
On top of this leg.
Coming.
In this corner I cannot get to it.
Okay uh I've gotta go to the cranes at the end of the docks.
Where?
this leg right here see down there that's my body in the corner right down there
yeah i got it yeah i had it i had it
is that your body
yeah you get out of here so you see that give me time to do the captain's
oh the loot oh the updated the game
okay just see i'm gonna drop my loot down the ground here
I can't get to my loot okay. I'm dropping me on the ground so I can loot myself like because I can lose you on the way down
But I need to have my in my in my in my fingers empty
You get a box first I
Got a box. I got a box. I
Mean you got a boy. He's got a box. Where's your where's your body at?
Oh
Really I would have put myself away would say well gonna have to go to the dogs after that has all my boots
And also I have two full boxes that are outside of this of the outskirts of this. It's whatever
You drop down and then you lose
Is he are you wait where are these two guys?
We're guys, hey wait the guys in this bravado here
Yeah, that's eggs on our loot is stuck in a corner. We need to get this back you see
We could totally I got it. I got it shit you did thank God
Oh god.
What if we jab the robot into the mountain?
The leg, if you move the ship a little bit over.
I put it in the box, I put it in the box.
Thank you, thank you.
There's a still a sardine box right on the cliff there.
I got the sardine box.
Okay, this guy's in our ship right now.
Alright, who is that guy?
I got him I got him there might be more though
guys hiding on the ship so some it's stuck in the crevice
to me how is she on our ladder aren't you done a lot of do that let's give
Can't you just pinch you just pull the fucking ships ladder up to you so I could press E on it?
Okay, that was actually kind of smart. I gotta grab this.
Oh, saw you bump on the ground a little bit.
Let me try that. Tommy, when you can click it.
Wait, wait.
Here we go.
I mean, I'm still teaching you this game.
The loot is here.
Maybe I drop your box, you put all your goop in there.
Oh, it's almost there.
Left or right? I can't see you at all.
Right a little bit. You can go right a little bit.
Go straight if you can
What did I put it?
I've got nine millimeter
I got through the loot
Yeah, you get the back up because it was on the ground here and let's say under your
ship and there's two boxes there there's sardines and a full load box and there's one more box
and a bank.
On the move.
Wait, wait, wait.
Me is shushing.
No, no, no, no, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Wait.
You guys, there's three boxes that we've been talking about for a minute.
is coming. We're missing the X-League Pro, we're missing the X-League Imlegant Pro. Professional.
Yeah, and the loot, that was at the leg. And then the loot, again, again, all the loot
at the docks. I said that a million times while you guys were doing absolutely nothing.
Yeah, there's five four behind the docks
Daisy I'm sorry I'm sorry in the hole
Is there a second all I need to come back anybody try to ship my kidney yeah
Good work team, everybody hand down deck, keep your eyes on the desert around us.
It's really about all that, it's really about the time.
Forget about the fucking ladder.
No, I got you, bro.
Locked in.
Yeah, now go sideways a little bit.
Good, thank you, good job.
Oh, it bugged me back in, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
I know you just get going though, I don't really understand it.
It would happen.
You think I could just control this like that?
what it stays by, and then it stops.
No, no, no, no.
Got it, thank you.
Move a little bit.
Okay, go to the dock. It's like 10 seconds on the edge of the dock.
Left to left to left to left. It's the cranes, but the next are the cranes.
We are on the edge of the circle.
Wait, we are going to die.
It's okay, I'll boost you when we get there.
Okay.
I mean, it's all the loots, I mean.
We must.
all right I'm maybe we just don't bother with it okay guys how is he getting
on he's cheating isn't he
yeah yeah I'm sorry you've been you've been you've been you've been you've been
I know there's a guy fighting it.
Guys can you guys, can you guys get into the game?
I would say fighting it, you guys got 750p.
Mr. Cow, I had a good day today, can you welcome me to the game?
Like we have six players and we're only going one desk at a time.
No, no, we need to get the loot, it's okay, let's just get out first.
We're going to, there is no way we can swap it off.
The storm is very close, we must go past it.
very fast I mean really very fast right here right all the bugs are here all the bugs are here
I mean
you you clicked the ladder twice and still playing
no no no I didn't when the vehicle hits a slope that I cannot be on it kicks me out
But the ladder goes underground I can't be there like I
Didn't spend it you can't stand it you can't you can't spend it you can't do it
It goes back on it
We're in the top right on the edge
I don't know what they're doing
He would you tell me that this is the same B. I was just that we just rotated around it
Yeah, and they're gentlemen. They keep sneaking onto our ship. This is a confusing fucking base
That's not good at all
Not good at all
Give it to me. Do you see that smoke out there? What is that?
Oh, that's for the ship. Skip straight ahead
Yeah, we should've.
Okay, uh, yeah, but momentum is better in this game though, it's gonna hardly aim.
I need meds in these boxes.
I need meds.
I've got six bullets in here and five bullets out, you know what I mean?
Yeah, use that whippersnapper.
Use that little whippersnapper.
Where are the meds?
There's also another, another guy to the right.
Yeah, we tell them all, we tell them all, we absolutely obliterate everybody.
He's trying to shoot at us early.
I'm gonna give him a false sense of security by shooting at Green Flare, but this is fake.
Are we sure?
Yes.
Oh my god, thanks for letting us know, oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, was that Green Flare that you lit up?
Was that the fake one or the real one?
See, that was them, they think we're friends now, but we're not.
Yeah, I mean...
The one above us is it the fake one or the real one the one above us was the fake one? Oh
You dirty dog
I'm losing I'm gonna set him off. I'm gonna do a double reverse psychology and it's out of blue
You did two players
Well, I'm glad I like this. We'll be just in all types of color flares and wait the guy to our rights
Yeah, are we okay? We're not going to the guy the right. No, the guy on the right was fighting them this guy thinks we're friends
But are we?
Fmj that's the question that's the question
But I'm gonna shoot a red flair to let him know that we actually get to stank the Fmj's right?
No, no, don't let him know that we're enemies
Oh, and then I showed them we're gonna shoot a greed one to let him know that we're back to being friends
They can think that we're by missiles at us now
Okay
I'm gonna get out of box. I need to get ammo box by losing my
Come on boosting
Let him know to stay hydrated.
I'm gonna go ahead and shoot an Org-1.
Let him know that it stays on.
Here we go.
Oh, now we got him.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Go ahead and walk on by the guy.
Oh, you got three there?
guys they're nothing they're nothing they got nothing
i don't worry about these guys i'm giving them one more they they're running
they're running i'm gonna let i'm gonna shoot a green
plant to let these guys are the more friendly but this one's real i should
meet it this time i mean okay i need to get
more mists and if he gets wait wait give it i have an idea what if we shoot
two right now we're gonna time forming our heart and let them know that we love
all right you ready okay we need more for putting hand on this one so good three now
oh that was a brand and also don't worry do you mind
coming okay all right let's try this again all right one more time all right here we go one
two three go go all right see now they're gonna think it's a broken heart and we don't
We are getting flanked right now.
1, 2, 1, go!
Oh, yeah!
Get ready!
Prepare!
Prepare!
Prepare!
What the hell was that?
What was that?
Did you just get one shot like that?
Fire! Fire! Fire!
These guys are strong.
Drive! Drive! Drive!
I'm gonna boost you.
Boost me right now?
Yep.
I'm not iterating up.
To right-hand to the reactor! To right-hand to the reactor!
Revenger, revener, revener, revener, revener, revener, revener, revener, revener!
Go for the reactor!
It's gonna be slow here.
Reactor.
It's the last thing.
Oh my god, there's another fight going on here.
I did!
That's good, nice!
Leg is low, back, back, leg is low!
Are you kidding me?
Back my leg is dead!
They're standing, they're standing, they're standing!
Back left leg now, back left leg!
Left leg this way!
Going into full contact, up there!
Morning!
Get back! Get back!
Forward! Forward!
What are you doing?
Back to the head!
Back to the head as well.
Stairs!
Drive! Drive! Drive!
Kill them! We have to kill them!
Yes, sir! They're clankers!
I don't want them trying to run out of the distance.
Somebody keep an eye make sure they don't come back.
I'll see you on board!
Where'd they go?
I'm not gonna get on our base.
It's actually the guy, the two-footed guy.
And how would you know where to go when I know where to go?
Amazing your men is terrible. I killed that guy. I killed that guy. We're good
Because he's returning the whole time sneaking on to our ship
Guys there's two players there we must move move
Roger that. I can boost when you get on. Roger.
No. Go, go, go, go.
Go straight at us. I'm getting solid jump on.
Straight at us. Go, go, go.
Where are you guys at, man?
Hold on, man.
I'm close to you. Get on.
Oh, you made it. There's got to get it.
Hi, I'm down. I'm down.
I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.
I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.
I'm getting up.
I'm good.
Hey, where's this at?
There's one over here. Oh, my God, guys.
Someone came on board.
I think it stole the ammo or something.
So?
Don't give or that
Don't know I want to be
I'm gonna like you're ready. I'm shooting already. I'm doing other one. I can't choose
For the right leg front right leg
Break it!
They're doming!
Fuck!
Break the doming! Break the doming! Break the doming!
Break it! Break it!
You can't? No, you can't. You didn't lock the door.
Where's the other one? He broke it!
Shoot along!
I
I can't do this.
It's it.
Talk to it!
Talk to it!
Still in front!
It's a professional League of Legends player!
Oh baby you're right there.
I'm right there.
At the same speed!
It's a professional League of Legends player!
It's a professional League of Legends player!
Tournament!
We're turning, we're turning, we're turning.
I got a try, I got a try.
We got some more, more, more, a little more, a little more, a little more, a little more.
Oh my god, no, no, keep turning.
I killed one
On the floor on the floor at the feet at the feet from feet our side
One hit him once he's got no armor
I see him. I see him. He's on me. He's on me. He's over here. Hit him once. Hit him once.
Hit him again.
That is- that's- that's-
There's a light. It's about to-
There's a light. It is awful. Actually awful. It's unbelievable.
Under siege. Under siege.
RIDER SEACHE!
RIDER SEACHE!
Hey! I'll get the light! I'll get the light! I'll get the light!
Stop moving!
You can turn the shot towards the light.
We have to not move.
No! You have to move! You have to move! The light's-
I'm gonna boost this
Legs up, I want to make good
I'm gonna be on foot I guess
One of them is dead
Two of them are dead, two of them are dead, two of them are dead
Don't come to the jungle.
Right react here, right react here.
There's a tree in here.
Another one's dead, another one's dead.
Shoot the legs, shoot the legs, shoot the legs, shoot the legs.
Reactors can't you be safe?
Refect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Reactors one-shot, Reactors one-shot!
I don't see them.
Reactors one-shot, boy, got him!
Nice!
SHUT!
I killed all of them.
Go, go, go, go, go!
One jumped off, one jumped off.
I killed him, he's dead.
I have to repair, shit.
I'm not seeing anybody. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yo, he's just had the goods. Yes. Have the goods
Was that me building it? I'll get it
Prepare ship
repair ships
We need it bad
repair kits I think we have them a lot of shit, but we have within loot our clankers over there
So they've made it with the black box over here. Oh
Jumping by both of those you're on the ground
They have boozled to oblivion brothers
Yeah, yeah, that's a load for sure.
Loot on the ground here.
There's like 8 bots on the ground or some shit. I think maybe 6. Maybe even 7.
Not bad, I like it.
No, see that, see that, how do I slide that in?
The hot bath.
Wait, they were out of ammo.
Well, see there's Luton back down.
He's gonna come back.
Take the circle, take the circle.
He should be okay, right?
On the ground, there's a bunch of bodies on the ground.
A bunch of very valuable, very, very valuable.
Yeah, whoever's not down, he's gonna go down.
Like, we could finish Luton, but then we gotta go.
Yeah, we should have certified no Dilligali situation.
get a little bit in db yeah then i think it's going to appear from the boxes on the ground
okay our base is starting to look a lot better is our feet broken at all are we
not piece of good piece of good piece of good floor repair the flybridge
classic
guys a lot of boxes here
this is shit look i'm gonna do this on the ground but what is that
or somebody else
somebody's shooting, somebody's shooting, that's not a
orc
put the bugs up, put the bugs up
they're there, they're like the rocks
there's one more box here
there you go, go
We killed another guy over there, should we not do this as well?
He did, he did.
But wasn't he, like, poor?
I don't know.
He was pretty poor.
Oh yeah, we never checked.
We never checked.
We never checked.
I think we go to the fight.
I think we go to the fight.
I think we go to fight first.
Yes, yes.
A great agreement.
I think we go to fight first.
You guys go to the reactor and grab the black box if you didn't on that.
The black box is gone. I see what's about it
No, I look at everybody. Oh, there's a little bit of theirs though good work boys
These guys coming out of there now, I think we should go out there. No, they're not coming out. We're gonna third party
We're gonna third party. We do have to fill up these these
Speaking it sounded kind of bad by the way this fight
sound like they had a lot of cannons what do i have they were they were railing
out over the ship 40 millimeters they wasted like probably 40 ammo had us but they were
uh here they go again i mean they're putters of the archer wait that's on us yeah yeah okay we
gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go no this is an orbital
Canada you're here to live out of these attendance
Yeah
This is orbital
I am looking all that we can and we're not putting into the cannons and I'm putting them in the cannons
Blast for me mutating
I swear
Also
I would say my uh my room is the other ship was good. How do you know they're good looters?
Somebody doesn't matter somebody said the other can add good looks did the other guy do we kill them?
We're with one we got we got another kill remember
We saw the loot that was stacked I could tell you that might be I could tell you that might be
I'm gonna do a hurry up a little check. We're ready to everybody's looters in the right
Is that you guys?
I think so, I'm looking
We gotta go fast
Yeah, look here, look here
We're done it
We didn't grab the loot from this
Let's go
Oh, they're jacked!
They're jacked!
Guys, I'm gonna put them on the ground, they're getting bigger
Let's go, let's go, let's go
Should I be late?
Oh, I'm trying to date.
Oh my god.
Yeah, this is Max.
We need everybody.
Yeah, they're very poorly optimized, guys.
It's very poorly optimized.
Not a drill. This is not a drill.
Oh my god, I feel...
It's a lot of money. It's a lot of money.
You gotta make sure you put on a shelf as well.
It's pretty shit. I'm not gonna lie.
It's very poorly optimized, so...
I got the black box as well.
Good.
After this, we are out of here by the way.
We are super out of zone.
Wait, wait, wait.
Are we out of them and out?
Extremely.
Wait, what do you mean?
Yeah.
No, no, right now, though.
You're not.
No, no, we gotta go.
We have about 30 seconds left.
Yeah, 30 seconds and we gotta go.
I'm gonna get in steering wheel.
No, what do you think?
It was on the ground.
What are you looting?
What are you looting?
There's six players.
It was on the ground.
This is me, bro. I'm always looting it. You get that? I'm the guy at loot and then I'm not not looting you like a you can't have both ways
Like I'm gonna lose all the time
I'm gonna boost us everybody's on correct. No, no, no
Okay
Give a kind of hello, how you how you
Absolutely actually get a good look at the second
I need to make you a boss there's so much I can't even put it in my box did we get
at least 25 boxes did we get the cap or not even actually right you can make me you can
make you can make you can take that box and hope that I get the 1989 Charlie what impact
chance. Hold on. Wait a second. I think someone is into the
captain's quarters.
Protect the Chardonnay.
It's not.
It's not your game.
Someone came into the captain's quarters and stole a box.
The Chardonnay, not the Chardonnay.
Oh my God. You're gonna drink that.
I
Booster on the ground here
Should we just refuse all the you think in our oh
We get this it again, there's been sure it works again, baby. I mean
Yeah
Hey, there's a pick is on the ground. Yeah, it's good about three minutes will be at the extract
Okay
Some good allies moment I do
I
Just looted a poor atomized by who cares
No, I don't have optimizing it as we speak convincing convincing loon
Very good, I'm convincing loot as we speak for the team. Don't eat a worry very
It's all dog shit. What?
It's dog shit.
A lot of our animals in there is in their rooms, but I don't think we need that much ammo anyway.
The ammo's already loaded into the cannons.
actually the platform left to go to the edge back there is
okay I'm losing I'm within
I didn't get my food
was I see we kill that guy immediately even has gotta be like loaded as well
Remember what Gandhi said. You may have a lot, but you can always have more.
And killing others is an acceptable means of getting one.
Verbatim won't from Gandhi himself.
I'm sort of a student of Gandhi and I follow his ways.
He said, it's not enough to kill your enemy, but the eating of one's flesh is the final victory.
Oh, I remember when God is in that. I remember. I remember.
Who's saying?
I see you've been doing a lot of condensing yourself.
What?
A bit of condensing. A bit of condensing for the team.
One less condense in this day and age.
Of course, of course.
My cannon has been manned.
My cannon has been manned.
oh yeah how big is this was this gonna be a toughie let me check oh I'm not
entirely sure yeah I can be not gonna just hold on that's all they got a crew
though they've got a hole no it's that we don't get shit we don't get shit fuck
them kill them we shoot friendly players in the air shoot friendly from
here
we all look wait wait give it give it let's do our heart let's do our heart
flare not the right one, not the right one
guys, they're better hit on X-MAC than we got on
but we, we is given guys going to do the hard play and a lot of the other people love them
no, no, right, it's a universal, everybody knows what it means
I got A3, do you want to go ahead?
we love you
literally perfect
love you, love you
Jesse, I have a booster
I don't know what what military type you can use to put all of our guns in the air.
is to put all of our guns on the other side away from the enemy.
I'm down there to kill him.
Oh my god!
Another enemy.
That's terrible.
Of course, of course, of course, of course, I will have you on cafeteria duty, cafeteria
duty, now for a leak.
You're a loose ram, actually?
They're so poor.
I
Why are they always so poor no stop working
I get the black box
Hey, good, so we go to the back end you get the black market again
I got the black box all right we're rich it's official
Oh it's been we've been loading these lovely boots for the loot
Put this on the shelf let's go
All right next on the next ship could we get some more storage though because this is kind of torture
Yeah also we have to remove like half the ship
Do you think we uniquely share a collective consciousness?
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
I commit, I do ship Vickety Splat.
You need it to worry.
You need it to worry.
Captain...
The captain is going to take care of you.
Glad to have you.
I'm going to get some of the ammo back in a personal box just because we can load back
into the next lobby with ammo.
Actually, I didn't realize there was all the storage up here.
I
Know
Yeah, this it's probably the end of the lobby like you guys really want we can stay and get everything
No, I didn't get the clutch out
It's gonna be pretty little we split it up though
All right extracts right here by the way. Are we good to go? Yeah
Oh, there's another player in front of us right am I tripping? Okay, go then go
Yeah, he's extracting boost boost boost I
Got it. I got it. I got it. Let me do it. You drive you up boosting
Yeah, green. Well green is extracted
someone has to stop the radio stop the expected when we get there
one minute
it's actually sad this is kind of sad kill him kill him
reactor reactor reactor
They got a weird-looking chest on their ship
Really
guys oh my god we just max one okay loaded up guys this doctor ended the
lobby this guy could we are lucky he could have ended the lobby yet almost
like in his hands when I kill him that was a paid actor I'm not gonna lie my
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I've never seen this before
It is the overall site on us. It was the game is over. Yeah, so we're in a battle and we're getting fucked
You pop that thing. I think it a we kills everybody
But why is using rusty cannons like my god?
Oh my goodness. Oh, oh
My god, this is something so different. Oh
No, don't don't actually know we need to go
Let's consolidate a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm pretty sure we are literally the last
Had a bus full of animals and I needed chat. What was it?
you can see the black box yeah I got the black box
no no no no no they're top makes her fall
oh
Oh
The bugs are locked we should open it before you open where we go
We don't have keys. We do have keys. I'm pretty sure we do might have keys
He's
He's locked. He's looped mine. He gets something crazy
How is that peanut looking at?
Woo!
Woo, woo, woo!
Woo!
Yeah.
Let me tell you!
Woo!
How was it?
Little s-little sump sump.
Lil' sump sump, boys.
Lil' sump sump right there.
Oh my great, goodly boogly.
All right.
I'm not sure. Mama. Hot diggity dog.
That's a real tiki lamb. Yeah, I could over those, I guess.
Fudge sway. The long way.
Senator Sensen in University Hotel.
Cincinnati Chase Bank front entrance door knob.
Yeah
Big buns
God on paper, okay, I think we got it. I think my eyes and a TJ max
Luigi Mario spaghetti meatball
2027
Parted my head and Hufford like glue in your head in my head
I'm a lot of these boxes look like they're pressing this stop
Oh, they know
Oh, yeah, X. Oh my god. Oh
My god, X what you're at X is on his stealing shit. He's doing
I'm looking for a key! I'm looking for a key!
Look at my items, I don't think.
Don't put your box down. Do not put your box down no matter what you do.
There's two purple alloy in here, but I'm too afraid to drop my box.
Don't drop your box, it's the same shit!
I thought we were all going to hold a black box.
What happened to that idea?
Yeah, exactly. That's what...
Oh, I'm going to shut up! I'm going to shut up!
Yeah, exactly.
Call the X-ray!
Call the X-ray, call the X-ray, call the X-ray.
I think we should all put the chest that we're holding, they're digging it all.
They were locked in ages ago stealing all our shit.
I think we should all put the chest that we have on the ship.
Guys, I thought it would make it fair.
Uh huh, listening.
Listening, listening.
I'm getting shot at from someone, like actually.
They're shooting me while I was...
He's hiding in the factory while he steals from your box.
Listen, give it, give it, give it.
Listen, I'm gonna protect your box while you kill.
Huh?
What?
You hear that, buddy?
I'm gonna have to hurt that.
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him.
Give it up for you, the box I have is worth it all.
I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
I got an idea, I got an idea, what is it, what is it, what is it, find something.
Give it, give it, can you talk a little louder?
I got a fire, I got an idea.
What is this item Jack?
Orbital, cannon, server destroyer, one cap, kill the whole lobby instantly and remove
all the loot from the current server, what does that mean?
So within Jack, remove all loot from server and everybody die, what is that?
Oh, kill everybody?
I'd rather die with this dude than you get it I'm getting I can try that though yeah
there's a there's a dude I'd rather die I see him
Edge has a full purple and red box I'm getting where it's not getting where it's not a
10 days I know how long yeah yeah yeah my box actually important nothing about
your I saw your box I believe I'm not taking a box you have to kill like we
have to I'm just not taking one good but my book is like five I want to it prove
it prove it okay I'll show you man oh
all right don't be on the ship and it's calibrating get off get off get off
I
What we have on a personal personal hands that's it okay?
13
Plus 13 X plus 9 gimmick
It's that's performance based and the more you do the more you get and then base summit didn't take anything at all
Wait, it says I was lost
Summit doesn't know you died
That was actually on the body at the end it that was actually the body at the end that I got
The double reds were from the guy that I killed at the end
Go to the next screen and we'll see who got the most
Most money and that is your stall that is
I'm running up running up. I got 5,200 7,000
So 6,000. Where do you see it?
It's at the top right. I'm at 5,200
Is it the green number? No, it's just the the one to the left. The crown number
I think mine's bugged cuz I DC'd right after.
Pnut 6, I'm at 5, you're at what X?
7.
That's honestly pretty close.
Pnut got what?
Pnut got 13,000.
Pnut, what do you steal?
Wait Pnut got what?
I got 6,000, 6,000.
No.
It looks like X at the most.
That's cap.
That's cap.
That's not scat.
That's not scat.
That's not scat.
That's not scat.
That's not scat.
That's not scat.
That's not scat.
That's not scat.
That's not scat.
That's not scat.
and a half
Wait, hold on. Are we sure that we I'm getting where the eggs got 20,000 not not okay. That's that's actual camera
I'm getting where the eggs has had
20,000 that's like the most tip and touch you can get either you can give another thing like there's like maximum dust
You are you saying Macintosh? What do you what do you even say? It's kept it's keeping us cat
Kappa Ross Kappa Klaus Kappa Kappa private is what it is. Yeah, it's Kappa Tosh
I got $300 and they sit in a bag of old coffee Kappa Tosh
Can you go over this one? We're talking about Kappa Ross Kappa private Kappa Slime
Kappa Chungus, you know about Kappa Chungus
Yes, you are a pro League of Legends.
All right, so this is Strike 2 for you.
X, that's Strike 1.
What are we talking about?
What are you?
What are we talking about?
It's Tapa.
It's Tapa.
You ever heard of a capparino cappuccino?
No.
I see that specific one I have.
That one.
All right, you're in.
pretty good good stuff wait what wait get it get it get it get it get it get it
what what how much do you see that I'd like 300 I think $300 and they gave me
That's good, right? Crew cannon for revolt?
Four player cannon. That's hard.
More or less. More or less.
Distributed. Distributed to wealth evenly?
Yep, that's it. Correct. Correct. Correct.
Give me, give me.
What?
Did he steal something?
No, no, it was 300 on the dot-act plate for him, right? Incredible, incredible, incredible, incredible, incredible, incredible.
How about we edit the ship slightly, perhaps?
I could edit the ship a little bit, hold on, before we do the levee upgrade, what I can do.
All right, just real quick.
Hold on.
I'm going to use this, wait, I can get the large part.
I can get the large one down
We say it just kicked me out
Well, yeah, I haven't seen that since day one
Okay, I would have by the steering thing
Yeah, dude on it the steering things nice. Oh, that's nice. This is an armor play
I
30 weird corral
Yeah, those are not yours. They're fan on yours. He would armored artillery decks
That is a watch out what I did or do you get she's not worth it?
Fargo hold on there's a no that is good. That's the corners. Yeah, those are good
Those are super good. Um, how do I it's not letting me join you guys anyway
You might have to remake the lobby because I deseed
cargo hold cargo hold wait wait I would see cargo hold anywhere no no no no
that's what I'm getting or actually no it's a new code give me the new codex
I don't need code it's okay so please boys I kind of want to get this armor
plate which we I can get the channel to sell
Fuck these reds, I don't care about the reds, I don't care about the reds, I'm selling them.
And these rods.
Rods are good money!
Rods are good money!
Wait guys, wait, hold on, wait guys.
Did you get your code?
Yeah, I need a code please.
Okay.
Thank you, sir.
I
You hold up wait wait. Oh, let me make a new ship. I get I get your sniper
Well, I said this is my goal because it was a lot of money and I'll tell you that they're also
They get outside my mentor. So I had a kind of attention
And let me oh, let me show some stuff a quick voice and I'm gonna I'm gonna buy this thing. Okay
Yeah. Cargo hold.
Let me know when you edit the ship so I can start setting up my inventory.
Tell me about this. Is cargo hold medium eating better?
Is it worth the fucking $3,000 next year?
Yeah, it's so little though. Oh has a lot of HP. The cargo bait.
Thank God he gave some of that sniper though, huh? Yeah, you know, you're just popping off hard.
Jesus
That's expensive as fudge. I don't have the menu
Wait till it works then sit and think about how pointless everything will be when you
I think we need a new ship
I think we get a sideways ship
Do anything about that
I won't lie
You got a little lost you ever get lost in the sauce did you?
Have you get a little lost in the sauce?
Did a sideways ship
Messes me hey want to play I say hey, yeah
Bro you go into a game
Lens is that's all but secondly
Secondly
You're forgetting to you're forgetting to factor in the most important part what?
But...
Poo-chee-poo-chee-ch.
You can't forget about that gimmick, Tyler.
On top of that, I just spent, like, ten fucking hours playing R6, losing my damn mind because I didn't have anyone to play this game with.
What do you play R6 for?
That is the problem.
R6 is not the solution.
That's not this thing you give it.
Do I get the middling here at all?
Yeah, I realize that.
Chad, do I get the middling here?
Alcohol and crack.
Worst in alcohol.
For loneliness.
No.
Ah, wow. Well...
Okay, anyway, sorry.
My rant is over.
Ah.
Ah!
I'm good.
Well, I think the moral of the story is one, if anything, it's penis fault.
Hold on, I would like to, I don't know if you're feeling out the room on that one, but I'd like another vote on that one.
Well, I said it, well that's option A, option B, it's nobody's fault.
I'm going with that one, I'm going with that one.
Rainbow six seed is fault.
That's fine, the best one, that's why the best one.
So, it's one of those, but you'll notice none of the options are my fault, so I'm good to go.
By the gods, by the gods, by the gods.
Excellent point, excellent point.
It's quiet in here.
Everybody okay?
Just after a war like that, like you have to just...
I've seen things you wouldn't imagine.
You know what 10 hours of R6 does to a person?
My family doesn't understand me.
10 hours?
I wouldn't imagine you.
Yes.
In hours.
It's already at like 2pm.
You made a series of mistakes.
I did, but I was lonely.
You know what else to play.
Oh my god.
You can't, when you're feeling lonely, don't do the rainbow six seats.
Like Hobo Hotel or something.
Huh?
I
Even know what that is
Honestly, I should just played minecraft minecraft is amazing
True that's a good that's a good decision. That's a good decision
My boys only I'm making a new ship really quickly and it'll take me less than two minutes literally less than two
But all my enemies so fast. I mean you'll be like wow
He did how do you make that shit I can never make I'm gonna make the best if I make the best it's so good
left side centric though left side centric roger that
what's the point out of the corner room if it doesn't corner we just got that
entire log you know have you wondered why we come from space in these space nice
spaceships and then we drop down on these crappy little walkers so there's
a good chance all all of everyone's racist
wait wait it's not Saturday yet wait actually it is
It is! It is!
Oh my god.
Just in time!
Unlocked.
Just in time!
Hey, where's the thing that you go with the ship?
Oh, there it is. Okay.
Almost done, boys. Almost.
Let me tell you boys, almost done.
So close. I mean, I'm just...
I'm so close to being done.
So close.
Wow.
close me wow wow my close me done I'm trying to lock it
X what are you making a ship for fun yeah okay
that would be a lot correct hey X did you know that nuts can't pee peanuts it
is in a lot yes in this next one though I am taking a box because I didn't take a
a box that time. You guys were looking at me like I was stealing. I was going in the
captain quarters. You guys were staring me down like I'm taking a box.
Says you. Well, no, no, that works. That works. I'm not saying selfless. I'm
saying selfless. Oh, thank you. It's just
Almost done. I'm creating a masterpiece. Oh my goodness. If you could see what I'm cooking
up right now, you would say, wow, peanut, peanut, wow, wow, peanut, wow, wow.
Over on, right? Wow is what you'd say. Wow.
I want this.
Well, you can't do that.
I might I might need a bigger chasis.
You can click it.
It doesn't bite off.
You don't have to restart.
I can't believe this.
I needed it.
I just sold a district portable safe.
And I need that he says he needs a bigger chassus
I'm sorry, you know, but that's a genetics thing
You just gotta
Say that word
You got to make up a new fucking word
How do you say it? I don't know
Because I don't you know, I just always pronounce things weird and then it just comes out wrong
Okay, we'll take a crack at a crack at it. We'll tell you
Come on you got this
Chassis?
Chassis?
Is that right?
No.
It's a nice, sloppy, dougie slide.
Chassis?
Chassis.
What the fuck?
Who's that?
Yeah, it is my sister.
You know what I mean?
It's beautiful.
You're gonna look up your chassis, you know what I'm saying?
That's my sister.
sister you're talking about all right sister oh sorry that is the black
dynamite incredible incredible that's great to hear I apologize if that was
extremely rude extremely rude I don't know why you're talking about
oiling up gimmicks three hundred and ninety five pounds of black dynamite
Yeah, I'm good.
Yes.
Side-tracked.
I'm very special.
You could just say the same thing, just don't do the oud at the end.
Yeah, but it's like, I don't know, my brain doesn't, like, I don't know.
Some neurons aren't shooting correctly in there.
I feel that.
I
Say
My speech impediment is my easier eyes instead of bench. I say bitch. I like this
Yeah, I will say I really like this shape. I think this is really nice
Let's go to the
to get a 10 though. I mean, she's okay. So I say it again. So give me some examples
of your hair. So if it's like bench or 10 or Ben ease, trench, I say bench, bench,
trench, or bench. So if you were going on a hike and you guys were camping out in tents,
you would say let's go to the 10th
hence
the 10th
my mom's fault
well what the fuck do you call somebody what do you call like a like a like a window
tent
you just said
what I say 10th yeah I know the same thing
what the fuck dude
you can't just use eyes and ease as both eyes that doesn't make sense
oh my god chat
this is a fucking horrible
Clark Kent.
Oh my God.
I can't.
You know what?
I learned a long time ago.
You know what? A little spoiler alert.
A little new tech. There are no rules.
There are no rules.
Okay. That's fair.
There are no rules.
We're living out here with no rules.
I can say Clark Kent.
Clark Kent is
sitting on a bench with Uncle Ben.
Yeah. Yeah. He's right with the pin. Let me guess. You can't use that. Nope.
Yeah. I'm stupid.
Well, I'm, oh my God, I'm so close to completing this. We are, I mean, we're on fire. We are on fire right now.
This new build is unlike anything, anything you have ever seen before in your lives. Anything you've ever seen.
Well, they picked in 30 minutes.
It's all good.
Oh, I'm going to, you know, wow.
Yeah, I'm on LG here.
It was, you know, saying.
Well, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's going to be a big one, though.
You know, I bet you it's all in red, too, even after 30 minutes.
No, no, no, not true.
Not true.
Very true.
The lies.
Ah!
That was right.
I'm going to take a taste of Fultenko while we wait.
Here.
What?
A tasteful Tinkle?
A tasteful Tinkle.
Oh, I'm so close.
Oh, I'm so close.
Huh?
I'm so close.
I'm so close.
What are you?
Huh?
You can't build anything there?
Chad, this engine is really fucking annoying. I gotta say.
I'm gonna go out and blow some shit up.
There it is. There's the masterpiece. There's the masterpiece. Oh, it's too heavy. Hold up. Let's say it.
Stairs? Good reaction. But dude, I can't go.
It would have to be all of you on the top deck.
It would have to be all on the top deck.
When did we like that?
It'd be a little crazy.
Perfect. I perfected the build. I have perfected the build. This is literally impenetrable.
This is literally impenetrable. It cannot be stopped. Oh my goodness. It is time. It
is time. Okay. Oh, that works. Why not? So, yeah, I just tuned in. It says the maneuverability
is minus one. I didn't know we could do that. Guys, I'm telling you listen, I've been on
a 100 mobility and I've been on a zero mobility. It's the same thing. It makes no difference.
I swear it. I swear it. I swear it. I swear it. I got you. I got you. Because that would
be really bad right yeah I mean they minus but so what we can't move I mean
is that what that's saying chat it's still doing good for my new buildings
have no
well now we have tons of mobility tons okay my trusty
Um, you guys, you rather have four extra selves or what extra turn?
Um, why is it an option?
Why can't you just get both?
Because of the weight.
The weight is irrelevant.
Just make it big and fat.
We don't care.
It literally goes over the max weight and won't let me save.
Wait, isn't that what you said?
the max weight and will not let me say wait why doesn't it work at all because it needs
a side work we hold on wait does this when I hop on that thing and aim gonna move holy
Wait a second, I might be on it in one second.
Okay, hold on.
Dude, chat.
Chat, we don't even need the top shit there.
We don't even need the top shit there.
We don't even need the top shit there.
I gotta remove one of these storage things anyways.
Okay.
all right now I've decreased the weight and this is making zero sense why is the
whole thing red wait this doesn't make any sense so I guess there's literally no
oh wait oh wait hold on okay okay all right I'm cooking I'm cooking
reachability? What are you talking about?
Wait, how do we go to the top?
Just, just... How close are you in the texture you're actually getting in the
closed engine. I'm right next to it. Is there anything we just need crystal to take?
Okay. You know, is this a full ground up base build or is this an editing? This is a full
ground up base build. 60 months. Wow. Can I get a welcome to the jungle excuse you.
Do you love it? I'm looking right now. It's looking girthy. I like it. It's got a little
sass to it little sass I'm seeing a little sass to it get ready for this
get ready for this sass right here get ready for this holy shit does it have a
name yet cuz I'm thinking maybe the rib nippler since it's got nipples on its
ribs oh yeah I don't mind it which is I that's what we're starting that's the
starting point thoughts that's yeah that's all guys guys guys all wait I'm
cooking oh my goodness oh my god no we're 50 weight over fuck get rid of one
of the legs I was so close I was so close how do you let up that it has to
be a non cargo okay wait if I give it a 50 what what the dry the little drivers
snook while that is really cool if you just made a regular
I believe this is exactly 50 back in the square one oh my god this is exactly 50
wait less oh my god where wait why is it red
oh
oh my god I got it I got it
Holy...
Holy shit, gentlemen.
Holy crap. This is the coup de gras.
This is the cream de la crème.
There is no ship better than mine.
No ship better than the ship right here.
Oh, my God.
I didn't say it was better.
The sex tuple-pounder.
You see it, right?
That's amazing.
You got the...
But still no fucking...
Top-weight...
It's literally covered on all sides.
The cannons cover 360 degrees.
Oh, there's ample storage.
The driver's covered.
Holy crap.
You just can't show it our butthole or our bellybutt.
Other than that, it's good.
So you even have to jump off.
That's kind of bad, no?
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Oh, dear.
Wait, wait, wait, what about the Goopknot?
The Goopknot?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness, the Goof Knot.
That is the-
But you would have to jump though.
Goof Knot.
You know what a Knot is, right?
Like a Dread Knot in 40K?
Oh, the Goof Knot.
Oh, I thought you meant like a knot.
I was thinking like one piece style knot.
Oh, no, no, no, Goof Knot.
Oh, this works.
This.
Yeah, yeah, the Goof Knot.
Oh, my God, work hammer style.
Oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
So that works.
See, you can't need your shim, the custom,
You'd like to choose between words.
Chat thoughts?
How many chiners did you put on it?
Six.
OK, let me see.
So I'll bring three-eighths.
Mr. Peanut?
Yep.
Oh, see in the Goop Knot.
Oh, there it is.
OK, Goop Knot just appeared.
Guys, look at the Goop Knot.
OK, well, you can't really get a good angle from here.
But I'm touting you with the Goop Knot.
It is incredible.
It is.
Because there you go.
Bang!
Bang!
We get both of you again and get the both genitals out.
You will see.
You will see it's true palette.
You will see it's true palette.
I'm going to send you a code real quick, all right, Digi?
Who else are we missing?
Uh, see anything?
Why, am I not in here?
No, I'm sending you that, and I'm also taking Digi.
There you go.
Thank you.
All right.
Do we want to bring four cannons to start, and then loot two,
or are we going full hog right off the grid?
I'm bringing everything out
Wow
I'll bring an 80mm
My best creation
Okay she said 6 cannons
You need to bring 240s
I think it's the same
The lobby hasn't changed
It's not the same though
No it changes
I'll bring the same guns as always
Power pull, a blue armor.
I'll also bring some snipers if you use it.
It's gonna clap in cheeks with it.
Low key.
Wait, did you don't have your sniper summit?
Um, nah, put it in a box because I ran out of ammo before.
Oh, yeah, you don't do that on these servers.
You gotta bring it with you so it extracts it.
So when that's to bring in sniper, it's in your inventory.
By the way, boys, this has the same storage as the last ship.
The last step so we did not get any extra stories. We didn't lose these stories either
Now there was actually more storage than I thought I didn't realize there was at the top that was fine
You got just bring bring to warn 40s X and then yes about one
Someone has it. Yeah, I do not have it. I last I heard give a cat
What do I have bring in his what in the lab?
Yeah, exactly what in the lag was that I mean we need him on that he was owning
Yeah, that was like your boner the legendary sniper, and I'm gonna give it away. Is that what I'm doing?
Yeah, what's the code?
Okay
You see I can only bring worn 80s
That's fine. No, I'm bringing some of y'all are getting the cannons
Back at your house, and you're not putting in back in that's a shame behavior
I cannot believe it's me to do that
If the chance go back in your pockets you got to put him back in
Right I got wait who's not I brought a cannon
Is it a- is it worn or is it rusty?
Oh, I didn't get any worn cannons.
So, Axe, can you send some of the codes?
Uh, I need to read it up before I ask the de-
I got air connection loss?
Goddamn worn cannon, alright.
Wait, what do we think about the fuming stalwart?
Wait, did you guys get that too?
Wait, what? Did we do the whole thing and he didn't choose the thing yet?
Hey, what about the nervous pilgrim?
Gigi, Gigi, Gigi, Gigi, Gigi.
Oh, we gotta redo our-
Oh, you like that one, XGG, you like that one?
You like the Nervous Pilgrims?
Yeah, like, I'll sign this code to submit
to the Summary CheckerGames.
Yeah, nobody's doing the lobby.
Wait, what?
We're still missing Gigi, we're missing X.
I got server connection loss, I was ready to.
I'm in here.
Yeah, X is in here.
Yeah, I'm in here, well, unless we're lagging.
Now, GmG, now all we need is summit.
Yeah, I'll send it to Summary N's Siems.
Yeah, I don't it kicks me out as a group those weird little buggy
I think it's cuz he was like making the ship so the lobby was
Manu the building says zero
Thank you, partner.
Yeah, it is, you're looking sick today.
Thank you. Thank you, partner, thank you.
We've been riding out there in the old west looking so sick.
Oh, yeah, you're making me blush.
You look like that. You want me to drive by the pile.
You're making my fucker.
The pile's gonna come after you, all that meat on them thorns.
Oh
You're making me you're making me clench
Yes, yes, yes
Yep
It's gonna get lost but it's all good
I want to see I want to see
Okay, I plug in there. Okay those cans are all loaded in not bad. I'll bring a few ammo for it
8 cannon. Yeah, we need them all. We need them all. Okay, got it. Sounds good. Sounds
good. Let's proceed then. I bring the shovel. Wait, it's only six slots. Everybody up. Let's
go. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. As, as, as, as the armors die, I'm looking at it and I think
We have everything now only this for this person named
Oh, no, oh, no, we are more than out there, but I brought the orbital cannon if we're in trouble
We're taking the horse over down with us. Oh, yeah
That thing is completely busted. It's so broken. It's not it's just sad
They're up behind us and it just saves us.
It's so good.
And hopefully it kills us, but I'm talking.
Yeah, I mean.
It kills us?
Yeah.
Yeah, but they're going down with us, so.
You ever seen the walk yet?
The walk is insane.
Oh, the walk?
Oh, my god.
Yeah, the range is a counter strike.
What?
It kills every truck in a macerator and if you're into that.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Someone ran up on it.
I think X ran up to try to blow someone up. Yes, so somebody had already
Well wait wait actually hold on
Have it I fuck it. I have it even if I mind is it yeah, I have that chat. What do I know?
Why do I don't have that?
Yeah, why don't we have this I think I was like I was like one minute old for it
All right, we're going to you guys want to go to Mirsog or spreading stuff a brick
Now you're saying
I tell you, I cannot tell you, I'm not gonna spring stop or break, spring and stop or break is always good motor
Spray and stop or break is actually met the looper
We are going so slow, it's not even
You need some boost
go slow it goes with the exact pace of desire that is why I could run faster than this
the pilgrim is never early nor late it arrives wait how do you go to the top and
lose the stop at right also I want it to be referred to as the goop not yeah I
don't know what he's doing now nobody's doing that everyone will be calling it
the goop not or you will be walking the plank that is an order straight from
the box the box the box the box what's in it the box shock aware on the goop not
brick ammo I got one of the ammo boxes but there wasn't a lot in here I've got
I've got you may want to fill it step up yeah I'll break is where we do the all
the transfer of items or you can refine items
Oh shit.
You're really close to that.
Where are we right now?
We're going to, um, on the Goop Knot.
Sprint is on, I'll break it.
Oh, yeah, we're on the Goop Knot.
Oh, wait a second, what are you just going to do?
This is the Goop Knot.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, that feels right.
That feels right.
That feels, that feels, that feels right.
I miss my home at Aint Sells St. Lemon.
I miss it dearly.
I mean, it's kind of close.
Where's home?
It's not close.
Oh my, the next stop is Aint Sells St. Lemon.
Next stop, oh my god, it smells like home.
Aint Sells St. Lemon's.
Aint Sells St. Lemon's.
There's a guy.
Oh, we got a guy already.
Yes, sir?
He's doing great.
Yeah.
Kill him!
We're about to get clanked in, we're about to get clanked in though.
Hey, you were about to say something about a bitch weren't you?
No, no, no, no, no.
Are we not fighting the same arre? We have to.
We can't go straight out of Orly, the front cannons will be able to shoot.
Prepare the cannons.
Reload, reload!
Yeah, all fun.
Oh!
My eyes.
Oh fuck.
Oh my God, you know, is that you cop?
One guy's dead, one guy's dead, one guy's dead, one guy's dead.
It's just one guy. I think it's just one guy.
It's just one guy.
Hit the anchor. Hit the anchor. Hit the anchor.
Wait, I have to cap this quarters.
I have to cap this quarters. Hold on. I'm taking it.
Really?
Yeah, I'm taking it right now.
I'm so dizzy.
What the hell is wrong with these things?
Please, man.
Stop!
They're not even having him.
He captured him. He got him.
Oh, shut up!
Oh, we can break you down!
And don't shoot it anymore, don't shoot it anymore!
Oh my God!
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Take it!
Oh, shall we shot and destroy him?
I know my skills!
I just killed him!
I did literally what you just did!
And I'm stuck!
Ha ha ha ha!
Sorry, I...
Sorry, I...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I literally just yelled at gimmicks and we're doing exactly what I just did to you
Where was my body at?
Yeah, there's one guy and he's pretty obvious when we saw the ship
I thought it was my boy from Detroit.
You just wanted an autograph, bro.
Fuck.
It's science profile.
It's a black box, though.
Actually, prepare to get on the ground here and we'll leave that for the later.
Excellent work, everybody.
Good work.
Flawless victory.
Flawless victory.
Good work, everybody.
I'll start repairing.
Everybody
a couple dangerous angles on the gun yes that is why I was reminding Stuart Raffin ex-League
of Legends professional to not go straight at the enemy but I think he was just testing the
goopknot by going straight at the enemy twice yeah yeah I wanted to see how the goopknot was
You guys loot all the clankers. I lose all the clankers. I was all in the morning.
Yeah, yeah, no guns. I've got let's go to uh, um, strong and upper it. Oh, whatever.
Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm repairing this last thing right here.
Oh yeah, you are the most handsome streamer ever on again.
Oh, we got a worse pinching shit on you.
Is one of the many new facets of the goofback.
It never ceases to amaze.
Yeah, uh, no, no
Well, I'm not gonna be on my mode. I'm not doing that shit
This is gay
You do it either a big kid I think
Who's thinking
Who up here?
No, we can with the repair kit and then we have to drop the engine repair
I think they should balance this game a lot better, but the new ability and shit
It feels like these ships are still moving you know what I mean like the ship is still loaded
The difference between what a hundred maneuverability and true maneuverability is negligible
Literally nothing like nothing
Um, hey guys
We're not getting in that
Yeah, he won her way up there
More clickers spot right behind us and I think there's another player shooting at them
I'm coming, we need to loot
You're right, you're right, they're back there, look they got
Jesse this is not a good place for a guy, it's a fucking reverse
I know, I'm getting a good turn, I'm getting a good turn.
Where's the player?
Yeah, where?
Um, west.
Great west.
Great west.
Roger that?
I mean, fuck it, we could full steam it and fuck them, but the reality is that they'll have no loot, but maybe they'll have the guns.
I mean, get them out of the lobby though. That's in vain.
Okay.
They're kept straight for us. Why don't we hide behind this smoke right here?
No, I mean I didn't reply to them either but we have a good gun with a good shit with a good players good crew mates
Captain no more smash into them you think
No, no more. I'm not the captain but I'm telling you no more sliding please
As a place
Yeah, you should get us
I
I'm ready. I'm preparing. I'm preparing. He's shooting at me. That's me. He's on the ship.
He just killed me. Wait, what? Are you shooting me? No, no, no. He just killed me on the ship.
Um, yeah, they're all on the ship right now. I was just repairing. I just beat it.
I
Fuck, did I just witness?
Come on, call and sniper!
Sniper.
Interesting.
Uhhhhhhh...
I got you, Shabalaboo. Was that LG?
Not for me.
That has my LG too.
I would like to quit where it was Stuart Raffman.
Ex-League of Legends Professional.
Yeah, it was him.
No, no, no, let me tell you that they broke...
Are you testing the GoopDot again?
No, I did not test it. Hear me out.
They broke front legs it put us in a pause position and then they smashed us I
Think you were tested to goop out again. You wanted to see it's real power. I think you wanted to see it's real
It was hefty
Yeah, you may be a little bit more but
That's I'm not like actually
Stuart Raffin being a silly goose actually gave me a great idea. What if we made?
I need five guns literally on the front of the ship.
It's just obliterated something.
I think that's the way.
Should we do that?
I literally couldn't shoot at all because if I did, I would have killed it.
Wait, what?
Should I make a new ship pretty quickly?
Because the gun were on the side and you were on the front gun.
on the second gun and I angled it 90 degrees towards you,
towards the ship, towards the front,
and if I shot, I would have blown you to the wings
like I did.
I mean, I was hitting some, like the vision was going down.
I was hitting a bazillion fucking shots on that.
Yeah, that's why I didn't want to shoot.
I didn't want to shoot.
It was just hard to shoot unless you're at the front gun
because it's the same like gimmick killed me
than I killed X, like the same exact way
because the guns were all in the way.
Yeah.
I didn't have to begin going, thank you.
very fun games that you take care of
take care of
well yeah it's well it's 1 24 in the morning
well hold on
well hold on now
wait three late should we do a three then
I think three people are leaving right
right I wait
yeah I'm gonna go do a little bit again
I'm gonna go do a little bit about it
by the way i.. i... there is a little bit of elves but it is all good
um, ok check
stream coming tomorrow
TKC, i'll be there in a moment
actually, no allies
TKC
TKC Gwinnigak, this is your day