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Then, um, I'm one of the most proficient gamer that ever touched a keyboard in.
Nobody does it like me.
The incredible stickman has arrived.
Jack, Jack, nobody in any city in the nation does the keyboard and mouse thing like me.
Jack, I got the gamer spirit. I don't follow the meta. I am the meta
back off my shit
The person it put it put it in an editor
Find out what invaders in the net it and make it your aura QC FLA alley
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
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They work
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You can't...
AHHHHHHH!
Jack? Jack? Jack?
Want to use some guns, Jack?
Love salabouts.
Jack, you want some guns?
holy holy holy shit yo holy muscle man 70 months or glad to still be a juicer
XQCL hope you have a wonderful stream Q
Thank you
Change the tradey some day XQCL
Yo, what when the new
Always enjoy my stay XQCL my form is bigger than my advice because I train eSports
But he I train eSports
You know the amount of power that I need to have in those mother-sucking hands?
To do eastward shit?
Well, you need time notes, have a little power.
There you go, there's AI, and there's that.
That is crazy.
That is crazy that somebody said that.
Yeah, yeah, I, yeah, I don't even know why somebody would say this.
That's actual.
It's the team that brings the physicality and also to continue to talk about it all
like rock guys together.
It's the team that brings the physicality.
I mean, what is it like to get eliminated from the World Cup in a 90 second minute
there?
They lost?
It's the team that brings the physicality and also to the World Cup.
Interesting.
What?
The 16th of September, we'll go hunting, we'll go all the machines and pit bikes with scalpers.
We're gonna go down there, we're gonna lay down the law.
So, I'm going to start off with a little bit more of a serious video, it's not a joke.
Today I decided that I'm leaving CORE, I'm parting ways with the group, and the reason
for that is I've gotten a lot of opportunities outside of the streaming space.
I got asked to be a skins underwear model, I got asked to walk down runways and dating
suits and actually be in a movie with some movie stars like Dwayne Johnson, Timothy
So I just think this isn't for me anymore and things didn't align with my vision with the group.
I know this is very similar to KSI, Leading Sidemen or Michael Jordan retiring from...
Jack, Jack, the bait is very low tier.
But I wish the best for all the guys and I know they're going to kill it out there.
And this is the end. Lacey, out.
Hey guys.
Hey guys.
Yo, yo, do not tempt me with a good time.
Lacey, don't bait us with the best of our lives.
I cannot take any excitement.
You say you're going to leave, buddy, buddy.
I get full body chills.
Well, I get into full compulsion, tear, goose bumps.
Like, don't do that to me.
Do tell me that again, little bro, you're a twig ID
snappy in half.
Who makes more money?
Why is your right arm bigger than your left arm?
You buy iPhone just for status?
Can you hide those guns, please, my girl, please, watch it.
In general, focus on yourself.
Don't do so much to try to impress other people.
And this goes with cars, watches, with everything
like there's so much money that we can save.
If only we stop trying to impress other people.
Check, check, see what I mean, watch that.
This guy spit some hard facts.
I think three clues this guy and he's
out there getting hardcore tips.
He's getting some real shit, real advice.
Not some bullshit that's gonna cost $1,000 on some academy
to get all told to do some dropshipping on the fucking
Amazon, you buy a fucking quality of stamp.
I mean, I respect that.
That they don't even care about us.
Who makes more money?
iPhone people or Android people?
You buy iPhone just for status?
That's nonsense.
Buy what you.
iPhone is just, it's just kinda convenient.
like
ok apple pay this ok cool
oh i messaged this ok got it
oh ok this like it just kinda works like
it's shit but it just works you know what i mean
um enjoyed it
um
oh what did i click it
oh big C big C this big C that
oh oh what did i click this other strike button in five four oh shit
like
like there's always a fucking problem this piece of shit
like that's my problem to have with it
you know what i mean
I
Know my bones are living awesome. I'm a son of
Thanks.
Thanks.
MUSIC
That's not good.
Jack, this isn't good.
That's not good.
No?
No, no, yeah, it was in the wrong key.
I hate tomatoes.
They're disgusting.
Oh yeah, I'll eat that.
Oh yeah, I'll eat that.
Oh yeah, I'll eat that.
Oh yeah, I'll eat that.
Oh yeah, I'll eat that.
Oh yeah, I'll eat that.
I hate tomatoes.
They're disgusting.
Oh yeah, I'll eat that.
Um, I mean, Chad, true, but that doesn't make sense, though.
Chad, Chad is a big difference than a tomato raw, right?
And a bunch of other shit.
What?
Guys, a tomato raw has a multiple sets of processing
of cooking before it becomes a sauce.
Are you stupid?
Oh, I can't, I can't.
Just stop it, just stop it.
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
Derek shows off the speed of his chat
without the kick cap.
Look at that.
Oh, hell no.
Look at that.
You want us to just click one there?
Without kick cap, that's the speed of my chat.
Quick one at random bro, pick that guy.
Well, hold on, hold on.
A lot of those messages repeat, no?
That's the app, I don't need that.
It's insane.
That is insane, bro.
Make sure stream one pixel, by the way.
Like, your stream can not see.
Get up chat without the kick cap.
Because kick cap's it, Matt.
Hey, what?
Truly?
Oh, it's the giveaway people.
Look at that.
Like red yellow, red yellow, red yellow, red blue, red blue.
Without KitKat, that's the speed of my-
What, that's it? I mean-
I see myself.
Chad, what are we- what are we- what are the chat? Like what does it do?
Is it like carrying out for every kick?
Because who is him?
Honestly matter of fact, can I meet him because I don't know who the fuck you're talking about
Okay, July 17th ex-QC can I get a welcome to the
Okay, Jack, it isn't too much, but if something is the goat of a game, it's got the goat of
a league.
I mean, Jack, there will be some times where in some sports you will say, ah, maybe it's
guys that go, it's undeniable.
Jack, nobody's trying to debate that.
Like they bet.
Jack, you've tried it year and year after year and they get proven wrong every year.
How many times do you get proven wrong before you accept it?
I mean, it's the goat.
Is there actually super hot girls in China go to Twitter and you're gonna tweet ex QC
pic okay it's not real I don't buy a reverse Google search this is fake I don't buy
x please work for the meat of the boneless
it looks like something something Fox in a transformer that's nice nice chat this
How many years ago is this?
Yeah, I'm gonna say this.
There we go.
Shall I move? Shall I do that? No duplicates.
No dupes.
My bad, my bad.
That's insane!
Can I finally get a welcome to the Capitol, please, Mr. Carrick?
Excuse me.
Chat Chat, what if you weren't being invisible?
Like you put mirrors or something like that, you know what I mean?
Because that was the propaganda that's playing, it's like what?
Ah!
Shit!
Okay, okay, okay, that's my man, that's my man.
Jack, I don't mind like this like dynamite,
like bombing, so that they can dig it,
but Jack, this is too much.
It's like Minecraft 10 and then you delete a chunk.
Jack, it's like you're deleting a chunk of Minecraft.
It's too much.
It's too admin.
It's like cheating.
61 months with a few small water.
What are you saying?
Men then?
Anyway, whatever.
I stopped to learn how to cook.
What's that in body special?
For example, nothing.
For the moment, nothing.
But I try to be better.
But it's something that I want to improve, you know.
When I'm home, I think when you can cook something good at home.
For someone or for yourself. It's something good. I stopped it. I could cook a taco in a half-hunt chat all the El Paso taco
Yeah, you don't get it did I take on debt to buy a house of course let's say you have a million dollars
You want to buy a million dollar property you will you want to take a million dollars and lock it up?
No
Take 20% of the million dollars buy property take a mortgage and the rest and that's open a business
Make the money work for you if you lock it up in the property. That's million dollars locked up
That's not doing anything here. Should I take on debt to buy a house? Of course
Let's say you have a million dollars. Well million dollar property you will you want to I mean I mean he's right
Yeah, I mean I'm a chance to trick and tricks and tips for noobs
Take a million dollars and lock it up. No take 20% of them. What's the biggest mistake people make in buying luxury watches?
He was literally in yeah, Dan was just
Hurt a whistle behind the computer
I said that chat. This is it. I said it wasn't it. Did you have the misside room in the game? Is that I said that boy?
No, I think it is nine. Look at me. Are you sure? I like them my spot. I
Said that oh, he was I said that um anyway
Unless
This is like what in the muscle you get pain to do.
Wait, Jack, is this guy directing in character? I'm so confused.
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Yo, yo, oh, really?
Ready?
Fuck you!
Jack, he becomes a Spider-Man in real time, man.
That's what we watch. That's what we watch.
So now it's the bullshit of, oh, oh, I'm the actor guy that's playing the kind of Spider-Man role,
but I'm very relatable. So it's like me and you, I can fly and do all this shit. Forget about that.
I'm you. I'm in high school. This is awkward. Here's a joke. It's irony. Got him. Here's a joke.
Sarcasm. Got him again. Now I'm going to do some bullshit. Here's some bullshit.
Here's some more of a relatable bullshit, dog shit.
We don't care. We want Spider-Man.
Where's Spider-Man?
Holy Cooke!
Okay pause. Alright, another boring pause. Chat. Chat on. Never would a movie dare in this current
year give him some scuffed ass shoes like this some old ah like in like been in a closet
for six months mother-sucking Nike shoes like this they were there with some stupid
That sucks combo with the jeans, they would never, they would never even try it.
Yo, stay over there, I can pick up your idea.
How long? I mean, I mean...
Good run. This was me in high school.
Go web, go!
Go web!
Fly!
Up up and away web!
Shazam!
Go! Go! Go, Webb, go!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Telly, home.
I
Fucking classic
Alright
I mean you don't beat that
Um, let's just watch the whole movie, ATP.
When can we watch an entire movie together? That would be so cool.
Yes. Alright.
Okay, um chat is this a self proctor or is there a one pump chat I know for a
chat I noticed that nobody made this it's either a one proctor or it was
self-generated it's easy what I did it's a one-up there's the record I mean
So the chat force in wins
Is on the cost man
Yo
Okay, what about Deji
Hi, can you say hi to my fiancee?
Hey yo, hey yo, let me know if this lobby is up in the way
I'm just boyfriend, girlfriend
Thank you so much
Yo, Q, why does your chat hate us now, bro?
Well, they love you guys, they love you guys there
Oh
Oh, the juicers love me
Excuse me, you saw me box, and you said I was gonna lose
Who the fuck are you?
And then I won
The winner of the boxing match
Oh, shit
Oh, wait, hold on
Yeah, pink shorts, I bet my soul she's gonna lose
Pink shorts, I bet my soul my heart
okay well it's because i'm personally biased because me and her have been friends for years
we go way back
okay sure
when peace wars are enough friends
yeah yeah we are
okay
what's the lobby code
oh q i miss you man do you miss me
i miss you baba what have you been up to these days
absolutely nothing man
don't care see you later in a bit bye bye chat when the lobby's up try to let me know okay
I'll join up
What was that?
Get to a tournament and you don't try your hardest especially when there's money on the line
Why would you even fucking play?
Hey, that was a joke. I apologize
Creators in one column we can't make content like what's going on?
I used to look up to you.
I've always looked down on you because you're three foot tall, pal.
Just let me know when the love is up.
Now, be honest with me. Why would you play?
Because, oh, if you just show up and lose, you get like $2,000 still.
Like, bro, that's what a shitty-ass mentality, in my opinion.
Like, if you show up to a tournament just to collect whatever you get last place on,
I think that's a horrible mentality.
There are six people on the team, five, including yourself, right?
You are telling me you are willing to be very selfish to load up into a game a tournament that you don't even want to play
Just to collect the the money like you're fucking over five other people who probably need the money to pay bills and shit
But you don't really care like that that's a problem to me
And that's that's where my opinion is I think that's just fucked up if you don't really care if you
I showed up. I tried my best. I tried my best to lead us and my calls were mostly correct on almost everything
Okay, yeah, it didn't work out. But I mean what is this supposed to do?
I mean, what was it supposed to do? What do you feel? Was the roster I had? I made what I could do.
Put the time into the game. If you don't really want to practice, give the fucking spot the s-
Yeah, what was it supposed to do?
Because everybody can come when you're winning, but not everyone can come when you're losing.
It's not easy, especially when you don't have the components that you need to win the game.
Play games and see what it is to ideal a game when you're winning.
It's either thing in the world.
When you are winning, the options that are next to you, or the next thing you
have to do, you have options, this, that, it's all, it's a leisurely.
All you have when you're losing is nothing and you have to get the ball rolling.
That's where true ideal is. You never know how good an ideal is until you start losing it.
I
I'm not there for her.
There's another guy.
That's all I asked you to do.
I'm the other guy.
I'm the other guy.
This song is so good.
It's funny, it's my favorite clip, sir. I love this movie. All right. What else, actually?
What else?
Jack, Jack, when they get to the party going, Jack, I'll be there. I did it in the clip.
In the, um, no, not the clip. It's fucking the game.
Is it appropriate for a grown man to have a birthday in February?
I've always seen it as weird and...
Okay.
Okay.
She is looking directly at the chat.
Buddy.
Who are we fooling?
So, she is locked on the chat.
Okay, okay, chat.
Link to the audio.
Chat, link to the audio.
No audio?
I don't hear it.
There's no audio.
Chat, I don't understand it.
Guys.
I too will be abstinent. I'll be as untouched as the turn signal in an Asian woman's car.
Yo, yo, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I swear on my life, I swear on my life that
I literally could not, I could not stop it, I can chat, chat on all that is true.
I had this shit, okay, I'm just not gonna believe me
so there's no point in trying it.
Because I changed, yeah, okay, okay.
Let me just write it in.
So I like to click them,
and if I'm clicking this to exit out,
I click this and I separate the window.
What?
Is it unrelated?
I think it's inappropriate, but yeah, where's the other this little oh my god, bro. I actually get
It's cursed. It's cursed. It's first check guys it listen this body to be fucking scrubbed
Yo, I mean hello you don't even hide it anymore
Why are you just repeating the Emily clip chat is there a clip of audio please just don't
told me again please I beg you. Dude this is actual. I guess there is things. Lucky
bitches. Oh sorry. Check out the bucket check. I'll do the bucket check. Whether she was
really dead or not check, I'll do it. Guys. I, I, I, I'll do the bucket. Whether she's
We need to turn that
Just watch the Canada Day with Fan Fest in Toronto. It was amazing
Wake up brush your teeth if even
Put splash water on your face moisturize if even is that it?
Yeah
No hands on the wheel is
Absolutely egregious
Strike one, zero hands on the wheel, that's just not right, that is, that's never right.
Not healthy too, I'm out of your body shower.
Even in full self-drive, the human should be in control of the vehicle, ready to make a human reaction to an ongoing traffic incident.
Okay. If that were not true, we would all have self-driving, or you could slip in your car, you could jerk off.
You could fucky in the vehicle. If full driving was possible. But you can't.
You guys don't have to do makeup and stuff. Lucky bitches.
I'm sorry.
My bad.
Who's full stop driver? Why didn't she just let the fucking computer switch lines?
Why is the only human input the wrong one?
Okay.
How is it that the only input that the human is doing is the wrong one?
Everything that was fine.
My bad.
Lucky bitches.
So what's your winning?
Not healthy too. I might want to do a body shower.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, I guess we gotta debunk this.
I'm not gonna be rude yet,
because I always debunk clips, I must debunk.
Brush your teeth, and even,
put splash water on your face, moisturize.
Okay, this is driving, this is driving it, look.
Is that it?
This is reading chest.
Just look, is that it?
Not healthy too.
Not healthy, hold on, I have to go back again.
Wake up brush your teeth if even put splash water on your face moisturize if even is that it
Okay
Okay, this is reading the chat stance
Not helping to I'm out of your body shower
Hold it
Lucky bitches
Okay, I mean, we get it. I haven't done it yet. Now this is the instance before that is
Yeah, it's not right
That was my bad I gotta check my my my
It's fine. We are making it. Good thing they they did their horn.
I had autopilot on and I literally took it off. And then that's what that happened.
So I was planning to watch on a stream. I'm not trying to ruin it. I mean I was I was debunking it.
If I don't debunk it, I'm biased. If I debunk silky, I debunk.
Actually, if I debunk, I was the man, extend,
I debunk everybody.
I'm just looking at the clip.
I'm making a conclusion based on evidence.
Anyway.
OK, but what would you have done if you
was that guy who was lost between borders in India?
Oh, anyway.
Yeah, what else do you have there, anything, uh, entry?
Okay, watch this, because, um, it's not letting me...
No, bro, no way, this is a draw-draw game.
It's a draw-draw, it's a draw-game. Let's leave.
I'm gonna miss a point, are we out?
To a draw?
Zero, zero draw.
It's a draw game.
address to raria you are only 30% done with the game
So it's time to hand it to myself,
but you know, so I am bleeding.
Oh, I'm okay.
I can push all of them, the best.
I spoke to them briefly.
So is this another, another fake thing?
What, I can't hear, he's whispering.
So I hope it's alright, I saw my son.
Really?
If he hasn't watched him, I just wanna tell you.
Yeah, okay.
I wish him all the best, or whatever.
All right.
Have they ready to play?
I mean, how many players do they got?
They got, um...
A few players, please?
Okay.
One of the absolute variants of me is seeing people streaming it and joining the entertainment.
If you're trouble driving it, then you should be hit with a heavy ban.
If you do it again, you should be thrown into it.
Yeah, I mean, that's awful.
Yeah, it's awful.
Check.
Check.
I...
I...
Okay, I'm not gonna be a curious person, but I'd never do that.
Even last time chat I told Victor to remove it from the front cabinet. I didn't want to see in the front
given to the car. I don't want to see it. I don't love it. I drove a car on the right fucking.
I drove a Japanese car. You're a twinkie or a twinkie.
Boys, boys.
Oh, there he is.
He's a little vicious.
Want to join? I'll join. Yo, sir.
I enjoy each other.
Hey, XQC, hi!
What's up, XQC?
I'm a big fan of you, bro. I love your shit.
Yo, me, K-Song, it's Liz.
Guys, lobby's up. Everybody's up. Everybody's doing.
K-Song, hop on, bro.
Did you not just say you needed a clunz?
K-Song is not here. Kills not here.
See, as you did that, as you did that,
you're begging the viewers and saying,
yo, K-Song, pull up.
When I said K-Song, everybody wants to see K-Song.
No one was able to see K-Song,
but you're a completely humorous guy.
Yes, I do, that's what I do.
This is so fun guys onion rings
I don't see the love it code
I was just doing my intro but it's all good
your interest bro.
Come on Q.
I don't see you.
No.
I'm not trying to play for a YouTube video.
Guys, I don't see the game.
Q, I got you. Q, I got you bro.
Yo, what's up XQC?
Sup, bro.
How are you bro?
Absolutely.
Fantastic.
Great bro, great.
I feel like you're really good at this game.
decent but I mean people have been like doing some crazy stuff on Twitter yeah
happen what what happened people on Twitter they always fix things like way
too far guys it's it's black on my spin what oh wait I think that's okay cue wait
what happened to Marvel rivals my chat said did you win oh we lost but there's
There's some drama. It's got like one of those things
So my my team lost yeah, but I didn't lose
Nope my team lost I didn't lose
So you guys want to lose or do you get interviewed my team I didn't lose them is they lost I
Don't think I think that means you lost as well. Nope. Nope. They're gonna be me my team lost. I didn't lose
You are part of your team
Okay, and you're four foot five
Jason I think you have something on your pubic area. What on your what?
I think he has some he has something on his pubic area in game. You'll you'll cute
I hope good are you at this game? Dude, it doesn't need to be good. It's gonna be really good, bro
It's just fun. Okay. I like I like I like drawing stuff
Wait, I think we're all in. I'm ready to start wait. Oh X is in here. Okay. I'm all in I serve more chips
You get it or not you guys want a mod map or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Fuck is my chat
All right, we'll start with
I'm sorry this okay guys how much time to draw how much time
one minute and third don't can you get on my face by this for a second wait one minute
what one minute and 30 seconds two minutes two minutes to draw two minutes two minutes
okay damn I'm used to like two minute normally we draw like ten seconds yeah I was kidding
around oh okay yeah we'll do you guys do four swissle like 60 seconds 45 60 60
60 that okay um I challenge you to push it you guys ready yeah ready bro let's go
You guys might have to download this map though
Okay, it's thick. Is it is a high-low?
I don't know what this is. Is it high-low?
Amazing digital circuit. I don't know
Yeah, the digital circuit
Q Q reads chat bro
I literally tab both my chat out
I have a
Oh my god, bro Jesus
You cheated
You guys are all streaming
Get the deal
Your second monitor the joke out now
Guys please don't cheat
Shape we shapes what oh pick if you want to be square or if you want to be round
Who's hunting who's hunting
This is a fun man wait, this is nice
Okay, wait, we can see each other. No cheating. Oh cheating. Yeah, there's like two different modes. You could actually see each other in this one
We could change it after if you guys want to do the one where if you get caught you become hunter, too
Don't worry. I wanted to play whatever you want to play. Oh, shit. Let's take that
Which I should I you think I'm thinking chat or no
Yeah, I'm thinking that too
No, wait you are you seeking or no? Yep
Oh
I suck at hunting like a relax, but nice too much of a try hard. Wow, we're doing it in a funny mode. Wow, okay
Everybody has to draw though. No hiding in cheese places. Well, how long did you guys vote for man? Okay? Like a million hours
Shut up, bro. Relax
Talk to your chat. Well, I can't read my chat. Remember?
I'm not fuck off no one no one likes emote only that's just not a fun. I don't do it only I don't leave only I let him jump by
themselves
Well, what the fuck do I become bro
Well, I'm not so perfect, bro.
Like, I don't know what to do.
And now, bro, like, what do I do, Chad?
What do I do?
It's not even similar, bro.
What the fuck?
Now, yeah.
Fuck, bro.
Yo, I'm actually fucked here.
Oh, good.
I'm not going to lie to you.
How long is this CD for?
There's no way XTC finds us.
This is such a big map.
I'm a fucking dunderhead.
A what?
What if I become funny ever
Friend you are man forming fucking giggles when the heck that was your friend, blub
Really
Welcome.
What if I just fight?
Hold on.
Watch this.
Chad, watch this.
This might be the one.
Okay.
I'm a fucking beast.
Hold on.
I'm a fucking cook.
This might be the one.
This one's the one for me too.
I was thinking too, so.
I'm trying to be talking about it.
I don't know what to fucking do here, bro.
Oh, I actually know what to do.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
I can't wait to see where you're hiding is this cheese really this is cheese
chat chat why here another joke Murray
are you guys gonna realize girl I'm not an artist bro so what are you doing
What are you doing, what are you doing?
Unemployed, bald, what else?
Dude, why do you always come for my loss, man?
It's like a lying fruit, just like you.
At three apples high.
Fuck you, that's why you lost the selfie.
Wow, okay, so I'm gonna blow another...
He's not very good at games.
Choo!
What about your government?
There's certain spots where you can't I don't think right
This place hello
Nice. I'm a little too good. No, it's a little weirdo. I'm a liar. Good
Just I go back down or no before I
That's baby baby
Yo Jason, that's insane
You're never finding Jason
I'm gonna be honest with you
Yeah Jason's is crazy
I'm a fucking beast, bro
You're never finding Jason's
Dude, rug
Oh my god, stop, bro, stop, stop
This is bad
Alright Q, lock in, bro
I heard a whistle one
Yo, Ron, yours is actually pretty good
I don't ever find me either by all right. I don't think so good. Oh nice job, bro. Nice job. I'm out the angles
So cute do the thing now where you read your chat find some now do they will you be quiet it?
Is that hiding the country for the best stuff the hog in a spotlight? You're not funny. I want to hear your voice
Are your jokes?
You haven't anyone
Ha
Nice shot
What's on down
So oh wow all way to talk to me that we're at the bottom
That was a whistle then you're
out the girl first.
You're actually weird.
On the right, on the left, what do I have on the left?
It's actually weird.
Wait, wait, if you could see her,
I'm just gonna bite her.
Oh my God, I'm expecting you.
Lacey, bro, what is this cheese?
If you could see her and you could see him.
So generous.
I should just let him have that one.
Like, Lacey, what are you doing, bro?
I'm not kidding.
I didn't know where to go, bro.
No, Lacey, you're actually the one.
Thank you.
I think this is all you.
No, I think it was chance.
Feel like I have a chance of surviving. Yo Jason
That is so good Wow
Wait it's actually set under me
Yeah, it's too big of a map.
This is a big map.
Q is like so small brain, bro.
He can't do this.
We'll go smaller map next.
I'll be honest with you, Q.
You're not going to find anyone, bro.
Hey, Rob! How about you suck it?
I'm going to spam chat.
I'm going to spam chat.
I'm going to spam chat.
I'm going to spam chat.
I think you forgot to color one part of your hand.
Yeah, I'll tell spam chat.
Oh
Who is it you balls?
Okay, so I got that whole quarter then is the more nobody else
Would you paint yourself as the Joker? Oh, no, jay
Something here's gonna die
So was Jayden the one spamming?
I was spamming, I don't know why I'm spamming.
Oh no, okay, okay, okay, okay.
To make this more fun, give us one more whistle, that's not game for us.
I'm spamming it, bro. I'm literally spamming my whistle.
Do I have to spam mine?
I'm spamming mine, Q's a bot, he's never fine in my shit.
I'm running around the map. I fuck this guy. I
Mean he already loves there's nobody rug is actually still here
You got three people because we spammed whistle
Wait, is that only 100?
Let's go!
That was created
Next map, guys
Yo, I just put a decent go for how big of that was
I didn't know that was a well enough
It's not bad
I spammed with you
Jason, you drew really well
Jason's not that bad, bro
Not that bad
I'll give it to you
I'll give it to you guys
I'll give it to you guys
I'll give it to you guys
I'll give it to you guys
I'll give it to you guys
Great job
Yeah, should we do two hunters or one?
I thought we'd get more players.
I thought we'd get more.
I thought we'd get, you guys, you guys have a lot of friends.
I thought we'd get a super lobby, and we hijacked the height of this game to get a big lobby full of really fun players.
Ooh, do you know anyone?
Who could you get to?
Who do you think is fun?
Um...
We could get soda poppin'.
Ooh, shit.
Apparently he said you were an ass to your swimmer.
He's right.
He's right.
Wait wait, what are you guys saying about sewer is sewer good?
It's pretty good. I have no comment
I would like to make a sense of things I'm a hyder you get to stream and say yo
Devs make it so that when you're you pay yourself in the game as the hunter you can save the preset
So when you're a hunter you can be that your own painting
Only your own paintings though, oh you're on painting though
What about nuke town
New town
Cuz I like drawing a cool thing, but I always lose it throwback
Question mark a mod what kind of model we're doing here. Is it a hack?
Dude, don't worry about her. No one's hacking you guys. We want to join. We need more people to join
Are we doing it at random for who's the hunter? Yeah, I think so
You can just loud though, isn't it?
How many people do they have?
Wait, you said Newtown's loud?
Yeah, it's okay though.
Muda, bro.
But if he was Muda gonna cheat though, I'd get assed.
Okay, Muda has a cheat that only three will have.
Apparently he made the cheat.
It's 10 people.
Like, I talked to a cheat maker, he said actually, that guy actually bought it
from Muda.
Muda actually made that cheat.
I
Say one everything
We could get moved in here
Who's the hunter who's the hunter holy shit is that all these scary
I'm a little confused, but I'm gonna shut up man
I'm gonna try to paint this time that ass I usually don't pay I usually do some lamycki ass cheese
I'm gonna try this now everybody paint cute. Do you want to paint together? Maybe um, I'm busy doing some things
What should I be
I don't know what we're laughing about.
Guys, I'm still looking for a spot.
Anyone want any updates on anyone else?
I'm trying to find a spot.
I don't want to paint myself, but...
Chad, if you got cheese, no.
Chad, good idea, bad idea.
Fuck, bro.
wait this is actually a comp spot if you think about it oh my god bro gg's I can't
just stay calm brother no no no I can't I can't stay calm brother
Okay, I'm going to just jump on the floor.
Hey, brother!
There's a powder!
Literally, discover!
Oh yeah!
Yeah!
How do I do that?
This is calm.
It's just calm.
Now you guys can try this.
I'm good, I'm good.
This is comfy as shit.
Can I get a retweet? This is good.
RT!
Oh god, this is really bad.
Oh god, man.
Time to cook, bro. Time to cook, time to cook.
What does this cue button do? What does that do? What do I just do?
Really? Cue?
No, what does that do? What does that do? I just click Cue.
Really? Cue?
Oh no!
Oh, fuck no!
How do I delete my clone?
X.
It's not working because x I think I
Am I'm placing all of them down and then pressing it
Oh easy, I gotta find a new hiding spot. I'm a fucking burger
Okay, bro. Um chat. Oh, I'm cooking right now. I said don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird
Hey guys, let's not do boats so crazy behind these spots.
We could do something kind of entry level or something.
I don't know.
Why is my character so fat?
Like he's actually huge.
Am I tripping?
You might have selected one like that.
That accident.
The bad kid not bad at all.
This is terrible.
Oh my god. Oh, no. Oh my god. Oh no. I'm good. Help. Me too, Q. Me too, me too.
God, this is shit, bro. I'm not gonna lie. This is shit. I think I've done it. Oh, Jesus.
and the men how to
Okay
She's fucking cheese bro. Oh my god rugs your spot like it. Let's go to shit. Thank you. Oh no. Oh
No, oh no. Are we saying? Oh, no. Oh no
Oh, no, why don't you're a cuber?
Yeah, this isn't even cheese. This is just dog. What do I do chat? Where is she?
Oh my god, we're free free. What's wrong?
Fuck by the law
I need to get good at this shit. I don't know
I had to re-jump myself after the first game. Where am I? I don't know. I'm at it.
Yo, is mine bitter or bad? Is mine bitter or bad?
X, this is cheese, bro. This is cheese.
Nah, X, bro. This is weird as fuck.
Really?
That's too much.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm gonna move spots.
Chad, I'm gonna move spots. Don't worry. I'm gonna move spots.
I'm a little...
Oh dear.
I just don't necessarily know if I'm gonna end up finding anyone.
Well, think about it. 220 seconds is plenty of time. Just listen for those whistles.
You're the best. Thanks so much.
Thank you. Thank you, Rug as well.
Of course.
Wait, can you climb?
My spot is so cheese that when I heard it, I was like, it bugs my game out.
That is insane, bro.
If you pull if you know this is so good, why is my character just fucking ginormous, man?
Dude
We're all wrong you're so cooked bro. Yeah, I know my character
All right, I'm gonna look at your spots now guys. I'm gonna evaluate your spots. Hey, yeah, it's evolved
I'm gonna give you a
Eighth and a tenner very nice. Thank you. That's fine. Thank you. I'm gonna go around
I'm going on going around it
I'm pretty decent
So anyone want to give me a little hint?
In about 40 seconds. There's gonna be a big hint. Okay, great. Oh
I can't see raga
Yeah, you like mine, but are you bothered it? No, no, I'm not
You can clearly see me if you really look closely if you go
Wow, that's actually a 8.3 in a tenor. Let's go. Are you kidding me? Oh my god?
Oh my god
Okay, I'm gonna go around. I think that...
Hold on, Key. I'm still working on my new site here.
Save it! Save it! That's...
Brother! That's...
Oh my god! That's a zero!
Dog shit!
What the fuck is this, Ron?
Hold on, hold on.
Ron.
Jason, hold on!
Seven point zero.
Not bad at all.
Not bad, not bad. Not bad. Thank you, man.
Nah, Chad. I'm the one.
I'm not gonna lie that's...
That's not even bad.
I think you guys are all the one actually.
Yo, Paige, open your fucking eyes.
You're open though.
We need a hunter who knows what to do, man. This is dog shit.
Oh, I can toggle.
You're bad. You're bad.
How about you just wait until you're a hunter?
I got a Muslim. You can find me.
I can't ever get a Muslim.
No way.
No way.
No, no, no, no.
I was trolling like that's the thing about me is I stay trolling for a while.
This is bad.
Okay we need two hunters and at least eight hiders.
Yeah we need another person, we need more people.
You are the friends guys.
Core is friends based group.
You guys are friends.
Get some fucking lights, bro
I like you
Okay, who wants to give me a little hit before?
I'm just kidding
I mean I just have the best spot on fire
I mean you're gonna play me
Like a spot
Oh, Laci, yours is a good spot, bro
You like that rocker?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You actually killed that
No!
No way, you didn't kill that honey
Yeah
Yeah, we need more of that
Yeah, get him in here dude on the tire that spot is insane, right?
My chapter my my thoughts are cheeser I will I will say very uncreated and sad and I
It's not why I'm so I am I can do better and it's
I ate the minion meal, man.
Oh, wow!
I didn't order any food.
I'm getting a protein smoothie.
Y'all want anything?
Oh, yeah.
Could you just double just a protein smoothie?
OK, yeah, I got some proteins.
Yes.
Can I?
Yeah, just go ahead and double that.
Wait, can I give you a minute?
Oh, my god!
Let me take my house.
Please, I don't feel like it.
Hey, can you come to make a J-Waze way?
Can I get a strawberry, but then a protein smoothie
with chocolate milk?
Who's ordering a portion?
Too much, too much, too much.
I like this one!
Give me something please
Yo, Jason Jason, what about me please of course anything for you, right? Okay? Thank you, bro
I got John. I'm a text my address. Yo, cue bro. Can you get your omega little friends in man, please?
Yeah, tell me what are the join the call man should I not start it right now? No, we got a way
Okay, and Ron don't hit the 1.7 X when you're picking your
first time. I mean, Wistel and Silky found you? Okay, but you guys have to understand,
when you spam Wistel and get the- I gotta pee all over the damn-
No, that's how we do. Just chat. We're all megawoling.
How do you guys not have- Why do you guys take care of that?
And invite him. It'll be fun. End up with a- I don't think it's too late.
I invited him. He's in the- He's in the fucking car. He's not joining.
But GGs.
Cause he cheats.
Well, it's a fucking car.
He cheats.
He cheats at every game.
Wait Jason where are you, where are you?
I'm right here.
I guess I'll play with you guys.
Yes!
This is the best.
Get it, get it, get it, because it's my tasteful expression in real life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not jump on me, not jump on me.
Okay, okay.
I guess I'll jump on you whatever it's called.
Sit on it.
I guess I'll take a seat.
I mean it would be weird, but I might as well
Oh, no, this is crazy. I can't lie
Hey, anyone want to bounce on this?
I don't know, but I mean
I'm sorry, no, that's my bad
That was actually my bad
Oh, Jason, you caught me
I'm driving very nice
It was me, dude
the goal you know what I miss y'all all right who else do we add then we just play
another one who's not playing wait who's not there's no one playing I'm playing
guys you said he's ready at 15 so we keep one one more so motivation to quarter
joint not it I think he's in a game or some shit what about me no question let
me know if I should start it actually see what's what's your pants of choice
here I'm not that yeah I'm not that yeah it's that it's actually not that but
just give it a minute okay yo Q can I ask you a question man you're famous can
you get some friends in bro come on says you
come on you'll get your starting here man
I mean bro you can be good you'd be like ninja don't don't make a lot of
other it's just a bit of a mint and it affects me very much dearly I don't
give a fuck bro advice your friends bro come on really just asking me to
I'm gonna bite friends I'm not really getting that so how do you do that one right now?
I wasn't I wasn't done drawing man. Well, my bad. Yeah, we need a good hunter then come on
Yep, I'm confident bro. No cheating bro. No cheating
I feel like there's a hard one to seek on
Here we go
I want to form W's not
Yeah, I couldn't hit it. Thank you
I don't know what I want to be
All day right here, right here. Hey you be yourself rough hold on. Oh, yeah
Yeah, you be yourself Rod. Did you hear me? I'll do that. Thank you, man
That's but not a bad shout. I feel like it's pretty good, bro
Get some yo if opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door. Yo build the door
I like that yo fuck a view count bro make every view count
you're good feeling quotes keep it going keep it going I'm getting motivated come on
Let me think here
Don't read your chat either. No, you know it's a good spot. That's a good spot. Can you just wait for the vision, bro?
You guys let me know if you end up seeing my spot and what you guys think of it when you're ready
I'll let you know when I find you
Oh, bro, like I'm fucking confused me. Why is everyone so good at this game?
I'm just fucking dog shit like I don't understand it man. It's not creative, bro
Yeah, I know I have no creativity in my fucking brain run run run
Here we go here we
I'm fucked. I'm not feeling it. Oh, what the fuck, man?
Yeah, I'm gonna do some of that. And then I'm gonna do some of that.
Does everyone feel their spots? I'm not even sorry yet.
I'm feeling my spot. Oh, okay.
I'm not feeling mine, bro. It should still be whack.
Fill them up. You should try finding a spot that you end up feeling
Honestly, yeah, I think I just have to experiment
Baby
Oh, I'm so creative
My god
Haters haters in the Chapman Dada serious like I'm sick of this fucking community
All right
How do you learn how to draw bro like what do I do like dead serious? I don't know
Jason you like to uninstall a game
Like what good
I mean this is like a slot just to actually find it.
Broke chose the idea.
Look at my nearing right now.
I'm just a Burger King right now.
Why don't you piece?
Oh it might be through my headset.
I don't know what's going on.
Oh my god.
You can hear that.
Let me close that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
GG's to my life.
Goodbye America.
Yeah I'm fucked this round bro.
Rod good for you bro.
I got you with a freebie.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Here we go.
Rod you gotta do something.
Don't do that.
You guys done?
Don't do that.
Unfortunately.
I feel like someone's in spawn.
Let's just...
Let me just...
Let me just do that.
Maybe some of that.
And then...
Maybe I'll just...
Maybe I'll do that.
And then just do...
What the...
Don't do that.
No, no, no.
Don't do that.
No, no, no.
Don't do that.
Not bad, kid.
Not bad at all, kid.
Do that oh my gosh, where's
What a mute up until we done bro almost done. Oh my god. I built you see what I have built in it's built in also
Jason like I gotta learn how you guys do this shit
Yo, it's not a bad spot, bro. That's not bad, bro
It's not bad, itchy that is, itchy that is really, yeah, real.
It's not my best, I'm gonna be a hundredth of a throw.
Finishing judge, boys, looking good.
My last round was probably...
This is terrible!
Maybe some texturization?
No, get the fuck away from me!
Oh my god, oh no.
Some texturization a little bit here?
I don't know.
Yo, oh no, yo no, you're not even in the same shape.
I
Was good
I'm just better rugs good bro fake decent as fucks you're not gonna find X you see though
You like my spot or no
What if the friends are the journey across the way
No!
YAH!
He was cheating!
That's weird, I get it.
That's weird.
Whatever bro.
How many left?
3? Oh shit.
Don Verano!
Now Rugg actually checked some good spots bro.
like
Turn around. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
YOOOOOOH!
Okay, okay, thank you.
Uh, let's see.
Great snitching.
And the bee.
That's not fairs, bro.
That's not even...
Motherfucking Peter Brithford.
Are you playing sight?
No, you're not.
I was joking.
Just trolling you, bro.
I was trolling.
Who's all alive?
They might...
Bro! Bro, stop!
I got it!
You too, you little...
Dude!
Okay.
Am I tripping? I don't know where that whistle came from, bro.
Should I go find XQC?
See
I read my chest, I said run
My sensitivity is too high bro
Take me to x take me to x come on
Come on
You're trolling
I'm not gonna find it
Yeah, this was
Wait, how do you do textures?
So there's metallic and roughness.
What I will give you as a tip is metallic, 90% roughness, like 60% and under.
Not too metallic.
I can just invite you here.
Look at this. I want to do red metallic at like 80 bucks nice like 50 washes
35 look at nice that is
Okay, if you see I'm calling the cops
Oh my god, not this guy again!
Oh my god, not this guy again!
Guys, you're actually, you're really hate-form me on Twitter, bro.
Like, what the fuck?
Hate-form equals truth, got it.
Yo, join the lobby, bro!
I am, I'm joining, I'm joining.
I'm not cheating.
Excuse me, you can create clones now of yourself.
Come on, come on, Nose.
Are you in Nose?
Let's go. Alright is that it? Alright. Let's do this shit, yeah? Yeah, let's do it.
What is that body type? Oh my god, my beard is in my neck. I can't believe it.
What do y'all use? Oh my god. Wait, what are you doing? Say shit! Wait, pause it, pause it.
Hey, daddy. I don't know. Hey guys, can you give me five minutes? Yeah, yeah, yes.
We have all of them in the local human
Okay, this time I'm gonna go full trial harder
Be something completely set your coming in I thought would you mean you
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Won't cheat, Jeff.
Just don't say what it is, I'll just, I'll, I'll,
I'll match you.
Hi.
Take a minute.
Okay.
Be this, the thing I'm looking at right now.
Right, right here, what do you mean, I'm,
are you sure?
Wait guys, were we hiding together?
Are you sure about this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do it, do it, do it.
Yeah, I, I, I, I don't know.
You wish I did the same one?
I don't know actually
No, where should we?
Where should we do this look look look look look like?
You see like no one's talking about like the same thing the same thing
What
I
No, bro.
Ready?
Flip.
Here.
You go on the other side.
Go on the other side.
I go on the other side.
How about a texture?
Let's go!
Bro!
And, um...
OK.
All right, what the?
I'm going to match you.
Oh, I need him.
No.
But we do both.
Watch this.
Watch this.
I'm just going to flip the fuck out here.
Um...
Oh!
Oh!
Look!
Look!
Look!
Look at this!
Look at this!
Right?
Right?
Right?
Look.
Huh?
Like that?
Press Q on the other one, though.
On the other one.
Look.
You know your life is so
What's how do you do that?
Yeah, how do I flip this chat? How do I flip? Oh, no, I fucked up. Oh, I forgot to hate them. Oh, no
I forgot to see you. Oh, no. Oh God
Okay, this this this
And then you I gotta I gotta wait I gotta wait before I do it. I can't click extra until it's done
I got you a little birdie.
Say it's edible, it's edible.
It's going to be like this.
Maybe it'll be like this.
Do it like this, do it like this.
That one?
Yeah.
And what button?
So it's Q, you press Q.
Pretty accurate.
And then yep.
Finish your painting on that one?
Oh no, it's got a little fuck up.
Oh no, yeah, I'll come over to you. I'm gonna come over you ready? I'm worried to stay there
Like this cute, this isn't that bad bro. Oh, Thomas. You see the thing or not?
Can I get to welcome what they know?
Well, you're bottom left.
Holy Pete. Yeah
But now you got it so press press
Look at mine. Lacey look at mine. What do you think?
Wait if they shoot
No lays not
Thank you, bro. This is the worst we've ever done. I think
I like that. What do you think? What do you think? Wait, can I increase F of V in this game?
I feel like I could get away with this one. Muda and smooth Muda shooting again.
Bro, everybody is a fucking bro. Muda, you got this bit off of Google. I saw it on the
Crazy
I did see that on tic-tac
Tic-tac spots now
Oh
Yeah, we fucked up way this is so bad it's just it's sad it's sad
It's really bad. Actually we fucked up cuz the other side. Yep
I think I could get away with it
Gosh, you guys are crazy. Yeah, no, that is so good. Oh, thank you
Because other fucking screaming over the top, I find everyone took one
Yo
Like
It's Muda
You know the objective is to find people Jason
If I chew again
Okay
I'll do anything
You're not finding page you're not finding ladies you're not finding anyone. Yeah
I don't know if I'm a demon or am I a bot I don't know that one
This one
Way to a five start up
Yeah, look at us
You have not found a single soul
Oh my god he's actually gone.
He's actually a burger!
He's actually a burger!
I'm not getting this, that is hard, even if you have 20 players.
It's too hard!
I can't fuck anyone!
How is he not going to run?
I'm not getting that.
My spot is not easy bro.
Yeah but look at Lacy's top.
No, are you serious?
Oh.
Yeah!
No way, no way, no way, no way!
What the heck, you talk to me! You guys ruin it!
What is game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we actually ruined his game. That was a really nice one.
Yeah that was wrong.
That was not a good idea.
That was a good idea.
We should have done that.
Alright, if I could have fine-hitted, there's no way I would have won.
That's not right.
That's not right.
I only got it because you gotta let me know I got it.
That's actually not right. I'm gonna spam whistle for you guys, and just first.
Yeah, me?
No, no, we're gonna lose now! We're gonna be Lacey!
We're gonna be like Lacey!
Stop it, man!
Eat no weight, bro.
I'm doing too much, dude.
I don't like it here again, bro.
I don't know. I can't even go in. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm sick!
I'm sick!
This is what you wouldn't even know.
Hey, hey, Jason, when you see us, you're gonna cry, Loki.
Oh, my God.
Lol.
Like, really, brother?
Lol.
Jason, Jason, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Look at Rocky, look at Rocky.
What?!
Dude!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, my God!
I can't believe I got away with that.
Oh, my God!
I did go look on twitches
You saw me on the tree, right? Well, I didn't see you on the tree. I
Told you on a star is where the body also fun. Did you get more points as we're buddy some people like square body for certain things
Like I don't know because I think people forget
It's gonna OP
Start it or
Okay, this is the bowling alley. Have you guys played this one? No, it's so good. It's so good
Oh download yeah, you just downloaded
to go to a line. All right, listen, listen. If the game ends quick, we know what's 1.7
x. You're ready. What are you fucking cheating on?
Hey, get ready. Wait, wait. His game crash. He activated the trigger bot. Yeah, it's over.
Oh, yeah. I'll try it. Oh my God. It's cute.
Why are you stuck in my screen? Yo, you fucked up.
Kio, you see it. Yo, yo, you fucked up.
He's got it. What?
Why the fuck x? Why would you pick that?
That is insane. That is insane.
Chacha, how do I get to talk my screen?
Oh, yeah, you can't get it off. I it was for that
Hey, is it this map sick it actually has decoys to like it already has decoys around the map
What the junko?
We're gonna hide
This map is lit.
Wait, how do you guys get like the big box off your screen when you're a hunter?
Uh, you just have to download cheats.
No, it doesn't go off because it was like that for me too.
So, wait, I'm just talking to the entire time?
Yeah, you have to. Well, it goes off once you start seeking.
Oh, okay, cool, cool, cool.
The trick about it wasn't gonna work.
Okay.
Okay, cool, okay, cool, okay, cool.
Fuck, bro. I don't really know.
Yeah, y'all just say GG. You don't even see the vision half the time when I'm trying to do shit, man.
Why don't try to paint guys make sure to hide very very good though. Oh, this is an ex QC map
I see your emote
XQC yeah, wrap this shit up, bro. Come on, bro. Give me a minute
I think I could do this. Q, how do I do the metallic shit? What is it?
from the pallets. You do like 85, then they'll get like 35 on roughness.
35, 30.
Like what?
What?
Jemik.
Nice.
Wait, 85, 30?
What? 70.
What about 10?
Oh, yeah, oh fuck guys my spot does not work. Oh
No, I think I'm gonna change my spot. Yeah, mine isn't good. Oh, no, I think I lost
I think
It won't they won't cut get the colors yeah, okay the color
Hey!
Hello, Mia.
You might actually have CTQ.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Bro, it's over. Oh my god.
It's clear.
Okay, never mind.
That's a light?
Oh, GGs, bro.
I fucked up. We'll be back.
I did the same thing.
Oh my god, and I was about to come to you and do it again over there.
Oh my god.
It's over!
It's actually GGs.
Shit, what should I do to add this?
I'm fucked.
Dude, just relax.
We're good. We're good.
I'm fucked.
I just wanted for them to know that it's gonna be okay.
Thank you for your reassurance.
No problem. Stay strong.
Okay, what was it? You want to be like a mandatory? Give us some extra time?
Oh, you're down?
He's saying it's like he's really open.
Tell me that or no.
Oh, fuck me, Barra. Fuck you. I'll just do this.
I just want to... I just want to draw something.
I'm just gonna, like, make my body like this.
You're a fucking W. Jason!
I want to learn how to draw bro y'all just make fun of me bro like let me learn
Yeah cause everyone wants to be toxic
Cause I'm trying to like learn bro
It's like yeah I failed that art class what about it
Oh my god guys okay my hacks have been injected get ready
Fuck a lot you got some freeload on me, bro, let's go fast this lobby ends
Feel fast you cheat
Instantly just find someone like instantaneously. What is this?
What the fuck show his decoys? What the fuck are you doing, bro?
I'm over this game, bro. I'm actually over this game. Oh, yeah, you guys are getting found. I'm wait, what the fuck
Lacey, I should have kept exploring
Not gonna lie you could stand straight up here. Actually, oh my god x you're insane
Don't think yeah, window. I think it's all about it. I think I lose it
Oh
My god, I see oh shit is actually genius. I gotta start like changing of what I'm doing
There's actually
Mine is so bad. Mine is so bad. I don't even know what I'm doing
Wait
The definition of like hiding in plain sight one guy is definitely one of these
I just know for a fact, it's just annoying.
I don't think I would even do that.
No, no, no.
I'm not stupid.
Like, one dumbass.
Oh my god!
Who is he telling?
It's just annoying.
He's the guest every single one.
Like, it's just annoying.
It's not bad!
I mean
Why'd you guys keep it so quiet just getting real hot in here? It's the wrong pose wait the wrong pose
Oh, these are good
Oh my god, Jason, yours is so good.
How big is the graph?
What the fuck?
It's actually not that big, so I don't get it.
I mean, I'm a father.
What is this, bro?
It's like, I just can't hate in chat, man.
Like, haters will say it's fake.
Oh.
I mean, shit.
No eggs, that was fire.
Oh, no, y'all.
No, y'all.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
Oh
Continues to cheat I think that's I think it doesn't slide down right?
No, but it's really he can sell it it works. I mean
Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, just I spoke like I said that I sell it as it likes it found but not Jason
Like you need to hear bro, I didn't mean to say that
Now find him, sniff him out bro, sniff him out now.
Not bad so far.
Here's a hint for you, fuck you.
Now here's another hint for you, you're not looking to my place.
Now here's another hint for you, he's behind you.
Dumbass.
And here's one last hint, it's not a speaker.
I didn't think he was hiding.
He planted himself.
What is 5?
What is 5S?
I don't know how Lace doesn't get 5. I'm actually on...
I'm gonna start doing bullshit spots just like everyone else.
Oh shit, I work hard for my...
Don't fuck your spot, Lace.
I think that was one time, bro.
There's no way, man.
No!
No!
Who's the last two?
That is so bad!
I'm good.
What me?
There's a good one here.
Yeah, there's two in.
Now we have nine people.
That's good.
I'm good.
Did you brush your teeth?
Did I brush my teeth?
Yes, I did.
Oh, you asked me.
Am I feeling minty?
Yes, I am.
Yeah, yeah.
You can call down them.
Yeah, I'm feeling minty.
Brushed teeth and reddish in the same sentence.
Aw, that's cool.
Me too.
That's, that's how I, bro.
Chance, you can build us like a concoction.
I'm fine.
How are we doing?
Not lying?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I
Neighbor the two not live
Who has that he added? Oh, yeah
Hey, did you remember me? It's me page
Wait
Degi it's me page primate page
NMS boxing it was me
We can multiply
I go even only if I just not read I don't want people to play. Oh, this is not a this is a mark
This is a map. Oh
Wait, Jason, why are we like? Yo, look at me?
What is this?
You couldn't make it work, but I doubt it.
How the fuck do I do this?
Oh my god!
I'm dead. I just died.
There's no way I win.
Wait, Jason, did you accidentally pick 1.7x?
I think so.
Damn.
Wait, so, Deji, was that all you had to say about the...
about what we were talking about?
No, no, no, congrats. Wait, did you win?
Yeah. No, yeah, it was me.
I won, Deji.
No, no, congrats. No, you deserve it. Thank you so much. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not gonna lose. Wait, you were a judge, so I think you're
Hey, give it up. No, no, no, no. W Primate Page, come on. Oh, thank you so much. Wait, but why, why Primate Page?
I like primates, you know, do you know orangutans aren't they cute?
I mean, yeah
Twinkie Femboy excuse
Casual conversation not does he stop live or not go I stop
Wait, how do I hide her
I don't know why is it why right click on the surface
so it's just what I want to know.
It's so fucked.
It's not what I want to know.
Oh, no, I'm figuring out.
I don't get it.
I don't rotate.
I don't rotate on the thing.
Fuck you, babe.
Oh, who's seeking?
Me.
Me and Ron.
Yeah, so you're not gonna find me.
You're not muted, I can hear you.
You're not muted, bro, we can hear you though.
Oh.
It's over for me.
What are you doing, guys?
I'm just gonna get some promo on this shit.
Well, me too, Ron, that's a good idea.
Do you see my back or not?
I'm trying to get some promo on this shit.
No, I can't.
That's kind of good, no?
Maybe I can save this.
Maybe I can save this.
I feel like it's like a Detroit hardball.
Every needs to relax.
I've viewed it.
This map is pretty small though.
I feel like I'm going to find everyone.
I've viewed it she could do it.
Yes.
Oh my god guys.
Deji, are you sure that's where you want to stay or like are you?
Yeah, I'm sure.
No like it's, I was just checking.
I'm actually close to 30 mil so
oh wow bro
you get taste buds in?
I'm not really a hell of a shit
wait
I see to your hint
no I'm not hinting at all I'm about to lose the game there
no I see what you're hinting at
I love your hint
alright now we gotta lock in bro we gotta find a way to get in
I gotta check it out. I gotta check it out. I'm so
Cuz it matches the game get it
Someone
I have my chat closed. Oh my god, it's the big map way. I thought it was a small. Oh, no. Oh, no, we might be cut
Now Jason said he's in the fuck he's fought Pablo pick up
Leonardo da Vinci Vincent van Cuck
Okay, here we go
This is a huge map
Leave the boys alone. Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, we saw get a lot in the lobby
It's probably me wait, wait, okay, Deji's in the lobby for sure. I still know where
I want to read my chest so bad. I listen to the whistles listen to the whistle
Nobody's in here
It's too quiet, bro. It's dead-ass too fucking quiet. Yeah, it's I'm just I'm just like clenching bro
I don't want to get edgy. Where are you dead? Oh my god? That was good
That was good. I just saw a clip of you getting away with that
That's hilarious
Son it's you boss. Is it going my am I fucking like a burger?
This game is actually too old
I'm not gonna lie very good. Thank you. Thank you, but it's I think it's good for me. Okay. Why the stack of books got some ass
This is tough
Map is huge. Yeah, that's huge. Yeah, let's
Okay
Bro, I can't even tell where the whistles are coming from.
Yeah, I can't either. This map is fucking giant already.
Y'all are not finding Muda, I'm not alone.
Y'all are not finding Muda.
That's why I said haha.
Bro, that might not have found me.
Wait, this one seeker has a YouTube channel.
Oh, man, Jack.
Bro, this map is too big. I'm not even getting it.
One more time, Lace.
I spammed the whistle. Hello?
Okay, here we go.
So, the Asian guy in our lobby is a fucking bot.
Wait, whistle again. Hitch, whoever did that.
Whoever's it?
Wait quiet quiet quiet do it again
Is it tough man?
It's not bad chat!
So run bro the whistle is where he's at.
I'm not dumb Ron, no he's right here in the kitchen yep.
My question is where in the kitchen are you?
Is it that bad?
Joe what?
I can't believe this. Yeah, no, no, no, I feel like where is everybody 17 months. Can I get a little bad jungle?
We're still again mood up. It's sticking out. I just keep whistling at this point
We're still again
No, no, no, are you whistle day?
No, no, no, why did you stop? Why did you stop when I got close?
Yo, everybody whistle, bro!
I am, I'm spamming.
No, I'm actually mad.
I'm literally spamming it right now.
Okay, keep spamming it.
Oh, nice job, buddy.
No, no, no, no, I need to be shot.
I need to be dead. I shot and killed.
Dude, you are shit, man.
I'm fucking confused man. Yeah, what is more though? I know you're in this fucking meat pile
Nice nice Ron
No, baby. I whistle ever whistle. That's a good spot. I was so ever so
I thought you were in the wall more more more
What's up? I am I did it keep whistling right wait who's a little late me no you did good that's actually hard
Keep with it's over. Oh
Oh, wow
I went so
Whistling
Oh my gosh
You know
I like drawing more than like playing the game. Like I love drawing. I wish I was
Drawing dude this one's fire the Simpsons house is crazy. You guys haven't played it. All right, you know what?
I'm not kidding. I haven't this time. I'm gonna actually draw. I'm not getting me fun anymore. I'm doing this shit
Yeah, you're gonna like this one, but I'm a hundred or I'm gonna bust
Yeah
What the fudge did that bug out
Keep crying officer do buttery we got this veggie dude. This is sick. Well
Oh god
You burst the world
Might be moids if you seal
Wait, how do I
God
I bet we doing this. No
I'm not
I'm out of here. I gotta drive.
Okay.
San Pedro.
Bro, eggs.
That's actually good.
You got the idea for it?
Yes, yeah.
I don't know, I don't know, Jay. I don't know.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna stick myself in.
It's obvious though.
It's obvious.
Oh, I don't know what I wanna do.
Oh my god, wait.
Like how are you like smart bro like I just wish I was not
Just literally just post up next to something copy the color and then just cook on God. That's all this I
Don't want to be you man
Time to draw you oh
That's that's exciting
Why is my corner not fucking painting whoa
Time to fucking draw and fucking putting it on my boy
What's up painting painting my clone, bro
Like I don't know I'm confused
Hey, Deji's hello
You made yourself black what yeah
I mean, yeah
Yeah, there's no way there's no way
Let me cook chat
Fucking do this thing
You're a little too dark make a little too metallic
get you know. No, he'll be racist. Just let me cook chat. Wait, so we have to wait for
the whole 70 to go down. Yeah. Are you already done driving? Is that okay with you? I'm
I
You're hunting. Oh, yeah, yeah, you have to wait
Wait, why can't I
Get to draw and fuck it
I
Like my arms on there
We did you know I am why why is a lighting so weird?
Wait, what are you a ninja
Yeah, I'm not even close to being done to be honest.
Yo, Jason, that's funny.
I don't know what this is.
Oh, wow. Paige, that's really good.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
So sick.
Who's hunting right now?
I think I lost.
Wrong.
Me and Matt, you like that, right? You like it, right?
You cooked on that. You cooked on that.
Oh, what?
What?
Lacey.
Sorry, Rog.
Damn, that wasn't good.
Now, let me be honest.
I just saw the shape.
Jason, brother.
You fucking at her now?
You know, I'm going to join you.
Hold on.
Oh my gosh, Muta.
That's crazy, bro.
Am I right?
Is that good at all?
That's really good.
Shash, I did the same thing right here.
It's not it's not bad
Bage gonna pop off a lot
Wait, thank you. Who's that? Who's that mood? I was a bitch ass
Ron you actually got it just like wait Jason might be an artist
Like this
Yo, that's yo, yo, that's like some Andy Warhol shit that's like
I
Don't get inspired by that all about that yet. Okay. XCC's is good wait mood
No, I'm not alive. Maybe I'm just like not meant for this shit bro
Spend your mind
What is your layer? Oh, I tried to in this chat. It's called me a fort
Oh, it's like but sometimes would to be created. You have to stop looking at the chapter because I don't like to be something is
is to not be anybody else but yourself.
No, come on!
No, let me see, come on, bro!
The whistle, the whistle, come on!
Next time, do what you do best, which pretend, man!
Pretend that I've whistled you.
Let me be, bro!
Oh my god, X, this is genius.
Wait, you like it?
I can't even...
I'm not gonna lie, this is cheese, bro.
This is cheese, bro.
Wait.
He doesn't actually charge his cheese, see?
Okay, fine.
What is this?
I think there's so many things I need to walk around when the game starts
I need to walk around more to find ideas because I I live in myself to what I see on the first rule always
That's bad
I love seeing it
Why are you listening to the haters?
do it
i won't like it
what are you?
whistle whistle
oh
good bye
good bye
if you want to conduct the orchestra you got to turn your back to the audience
now go out there and paint
if you want to conduct
the orchestra
you got to turn your back
to the audience
shut the fuck up
I don't like how this map is like so dark, but uh what the fuck mutha you had to be good
at this just don't move that's fine lighting
mutha they don't know what life looks like it so stop trying to be something they don't
I don't know even it exists.
What are you doing, bro?
Like, fuck a view count, brother.
Make every view count.
Don't be embarrassed to embarrass yourself.
All the weird kids get money.
Let's do this, yep.
There's like a rod.
I may be trash can.
Oh, in here, man.
In here.
In here.
The whistle was so loud here.
That's back here.
Yeah, I'm gonna whistle.
Maybe I may be trash, but I'm not trash cannot that's my quote, okay
Okay, so you're gonna pretend like you're gonna go read a book really really oh
Oh, I'm gonna read a book. Oh, look what I found.
Right.
Thanks. Thanks, dude.
Yo, man, get ready to put on footer.
What?
Oh, where is Muda?
Muda's just like bent over backwards right now.
God, dead ass is brand-passed, Muda.
He's probably not even paid.
He's probably just in some cheese.
He's not fucking wide open right now.
Paige deserves it this one time.
I'm gonna agree with that.
Wait, thank you. Thank you.
Not bad, Paige.
I would fall for this.
Let's say goodbye to you.
Yeah.
What?
Holy rug box.
What? What are you? A toaster?
I was trying to be a toaster.
It's not bad.
We did it.
It looks like one of those cute sea things you buy at IKEA.
With a face on it.
I can't believe you did so much for helping me.
Like a happy timer or something like that.
Bro, I literally got caught in like 10 seconds.
Seconds
Yeah, a Jason you cook yeah, yeah
When's that round in terms of art?
All right, yeah, I didn't get creative. Let's get so much fun winning with you. Okay. Should we
We're gonna get an Oreo we get Oreo you should be the hunter
I'm gonna drop a punch Bob spare pants. Okay
Thank you for the W. I love the W. Hello. Hey, Mooda. Yeah, so there's a blade all the gallery
I had so much fun winning with you. Oh
I think I want to go square again
Yeah
Dude, I don't know. I'm trying to make my mark in this VC like I'm trying to talk to people be yourself
Okay
See like
Every time it tells me to kill myself
Chowboy is missing from these houses
20
Yo, Jason let the game
Hey, I mean, I mean I'm back but like
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Jason is the one who invited us
Make the lobby nine players maximum
We're getting quickly
Don't do that
Just get a new code and put it back so we can get more people to join lobby in the middle of the game
So back out
Back out
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm so excited.
Yeah, I know.
I know English, but I
excited.
Yeah, I did.
That's like what Jason kept saying.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Are you
literally want to mega hit viral?
Yeah, I was on the DVD.
Moira sounds like make love.
Oh, I get that so much. I don't know. I don't even like it. Oh, it's not like a dork
Ready, bro. I'm locked
Hey, can y'all hear me twice? Yo, don't do that. Don't do that
Are you gonna cry bro? Are you gonna fucking cry? You're gonna put on you put me on ready bro. No, no
I'm brilliant one percent. Oh
Thank you
No one will get to it. Wait, are we missing we missing me?
I'm in
Guys if you're friends invite your friends we have more friends
We don't have friends the more friends we have the more friends we have
What you guys think Arky really left OSES no
Arky's my best friend I think you would
You're hunting much
it's not big it's your nose is gonna stick out wait I'm actually heard
all right let's get creative bro
no well I was gonna close myself no no no he's right it's the wrong shit yeah
Where do I hide wait?
Well, it's fun Bob Squarepants. Oh man, you can be spun Bob. Oh
I
Hate what a motherfucker
Like dead serious though, it's like no rich bro. No, this is both of us. You're not bigger than the program
You're dead G are you streaming right now?
No, I'm not okay guys. I just wanted like everyone to see the message
I would get paintbrushes like gritty and not gritty like that
Hey
Like we haven't we haven't collabed on YouTube before I don't think
Yeah, no
mecha-chameleon in real life
oh we got an idea
unfortunately we came up with that idea today
ah darn
ok I'll think of another
shit it's gonna be awful
the indetectures how did you do the indetectures
how
this shit is ass bro
how's your guys squads
I'm gonna say I've done better bro
ok
dude I had such a good spot for the kitty bottom
check my creators bro
shit myself fuck it I can't lie I was gonna do the exact same thing as the
last game hey Degi let's make sure we just find Ron first like you see
anyone else don't don't shoot this to you oh yeah you're right we wouldn't let
Just look at the screen. Yeah, we're just looking at the screen.
All right, I'm gonna take a picture now, bro.
What am I? Good app, bro.
I'm not even trying to be funny anymore.
Come on, bro.
I'm not talking about the bullshit.
Good app, man.
Bro!
You gotta have the confidence, bro.
Ha ha ha ha!
Wait, what, one chat?
How do I dark your back?
Is this a bad back?
Wait, how do I get the top of my seat?
No.
Ha!
You know how to get that.
All right, let's lock in, Deji.
You find three I find three or for you
I think Jason has the best fault
actually
You know
Some there's a lot of good
Here we go, what were you trying to be Squidward
Oh
I
Want to see
That was creative Ron I like I like that though you could be a crusty crab
Okay
There's um
There's itchy balls yo g balls. I think you want to be using the roughness of it more
Yeah, yeah, but I don't I don't want to get close
Now if I did this my chat would just put burger emojis
This is only not bad lacey. I'm not even trolling
I
For my next next time I'm gonna be a fucking shadow then I'm gonna be a fucking shadow
the haters man, you can just be on on her on him and just want to be be the other part.
I almost I'm also about
Jason done fucked up Lacey
Wait, that is so good Jason
YEAH BITCH! YEAH BITCH!
Yeah, Jason, you cooked it long enough.
It is.
Dude, Genji, let's go. We cooked. We cooked.
Wait, that was the end. We cooked. We cooked. We cooked.
That was good.
Wait, that was good.
You only saw Jason?
I can't believe you had this.
Yeah, I know.
I feel okay with that, Lacey.
Oh my god.
What?
What?
That's a good one.
What?
Love that.
That is crazy.
Yeah, I died.
Yo.
I have been found red ha- red-
I caught red-
Handed you got already in it. You know what? I'm gonna
Now now open your mind. I want to see I want to see Ron at his core like what would wrong be a butterfly a bird
Would it be a tire iron it
We have a leaker
I
Guys get you
Just here should I back out and make another one
How do you how do you keep no, no, no, no, and jesse's going
Really my friend it oh Jesse
Oh, I let me kick this guy hold up all right Jesse
Wait, so should I start it or?
No we're gonna have my Jesse, hold on, hold on, hold on
Jesse, Jesse, where's the discord pool?
I'll kick somebody
Oh please, no no no please, please, please, please
Oh no, no we're fine, we're good
That'd be a bitch, that'd be a bitch
No, hey, you're good
Yo, yo, run, you know what, you know what?
That's my bad
I'll give you a challenge.
I have an idea.
Be something even if you think it's going to get caught.
Be that.
Forget about getting caught.
Draw what you want to draw.
Okay.
That sounds sweet.
Be you.
Okay.
Hey, fuck a view count, bro.
Make every view count.
That's not that much.
Who made that?
Who made that?
Who made that?
me that was you know I have to give press to you now what are we waiting for
my just to go by just to go you what are you waiting for me like you do
turn this shit off touch me is this a you know one of the most it who Jesse
Yeah, my friend, he's coming here. I added him.
Okay.
Nice, nice, nice.
Wait, we're maxed out.
You just got it, Ignite.
Wait, no way we're maxed out.
The light.
Oh, I gotta do this again.
Hey, Jesse, I got you, bro.
Yo.
What up, Jesse?
Yo, you're so homie.
What up, what up?
Jesse.
Hey Jesse
Jason the ween gave us a sign
what i don't understand english but i'm excited do it jason do it
do the quote that you do do that quote that you do please
jason you went viral let's hear it yeah jason the wheel brought jason the viral quote is that
Jackal the sly
Bro you keep picking the 1.7 wait on the hunter are you kidding Muda
Okay
Cheetah
Oh, Cheetah, they said Judah.
No, Judah, for sure.
All right.
Muto, send me the link that you know.
This is fucking me.
No, I don't have anything.
All right.
Send it to me.
Hey, hey, hey.
I have an idea.
I don't need your work chat.
All right, I got to start now.
You got to start now.
Mm-hmm.
69 months last.
No, I'm literally stuck.
I'm looking stuck.
And I moved on with my girl.
Facts, I can't move, bro.
Yeah, and the Indian comes with terrible.
a good times
What's the roughness it's a good one
Roughness down. Oh, yeah, what's a good one? What's a good one?
Bless you
He's bad. I don't know what to even like I'm hungry. I have an idea food
Wait my shadow
I really like this
Thank you
I gotta make it work
You know fuck I'm gonna listen what excuse he said bro
I
Never my life never my life
Guys, I know it's a good spot, but I can't get the fucking paint. I don't know what it wants to be man
Are you too shy?
I'm having an identity crisis, this is lame!
Yeah, I think this map kinda...
You have to follow your own advice.
Fuck, er nah, Ruck.
XT, can you go on a game chat?
Oh, yeah.
I'm sick.
It's all in the deal.
Oh no.
I didn't make it do that.
Fuck this shit.
Oh, I'm so done, bro.
I mean, bro, I mean, I have to...
This way, bro, welcome to the fuck.
I literally have to.
Okay
Oh stop stealing my shit Jason
You can't do it again, you see with me bro just chillin
Let's close ass anyways, bro
Oh, fuck it. I have to just do this. I have to just do this.
You know, this is what mecha-chameleons all about.
We have ourselves a spot, bro.
Now you do the same thing. Now you do the same thing.
You see how nice?
I'm a sucker.
Fuck me, I'm such a fucking dumbass.
You're a piece of shit.
Aaaaaaah!
Oh
No, this is shit, please you got to get rid of that
My spot is absolutely terrible bro, please you gotta get rid of that row. No shot of surviving
You would get in the way when it's back
Not you hitting me with that
Of course you guys are about to see a whole new me as a seeker
No, no stop stop
Oh
Hey, you came to this spot buddy
All right next I ain't gonna lie
That's pretty good. I know where everyone is
Like what how do you find both of us everyone's in the basement or literally trash bags. Oh, but like I'll think they'll find that
dude
No y'all suck
Okay
I'm just confused I'm actually just shot
I'm gonna be honest with my mood I thought we kick him in the lobby right he's just
Explain what you just ran into ex-qc's room. I know what he's doing. He sees somebody who doesn't shoot them
Then he comes crashing down later on
This is a degenerate
Yeah
That's a deep up line
We already knew you're gonna cook on this one. I mean I know it's not I'm not gonna use it
That's my bad. I'm not a free promo real quick
Maybe how many meals do you guys have a day thousand about three don't ask me that I'm a hunter again
bruh
Yo, is there a way I can change my shape or not?
Is it too late to change shapes or no?
Oh, yeah, I think oh my god
I see people doing
I wanted to be
Now since among us though
Oh
CC I'm sorry about I'm not doing this spot. I'm not doing this spot. I did
How about you be yourself a low key
Or you join me Jesse feeling I'm feeling like yeah, I do
Let's fucking do it, bro.
Mark Rubin, what's better, six for this?
I don't know if I like this.
Yo, go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself.
You're weird, bro.
I don't know what it wants to be.
It's a nice spot.
You look to be for a second.
What is better?
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
I don't mind it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This or that
This should look like a toy for Thanos
Hey, you're this looking just like a toy for Thanos
Yo
What's up X some man. Oh shit. I'm at it
That either it could be on this
I don't want to be
your top five you're actually top five that's not I think you're back never mind
I don't like your sport
that's not bad I think you're back I like it run
I mean I just gotta like oh my god you're drunk okay
I don't know about this one though. It's all about the angles, you know
I'm good. I'm good. Goodbye. Goodbye. He's on it. Did you hey P5 and JTW
That's friends forever
Okay
No, that's actually my B
We go way back
Let's go. Oh hell no Jason. How do I tell you? All right, so somebody's gonna be a fucking
Okay, you look at the balloons I'm gonna look look at the important spots
I
Think is I'm a horrible seeker like yeah, no me too so even though we're best friends
I don't think we're gonna be able to do this together
Wait, I need to see your guys the spots
Me too
Okay, rug to Shabalabu. Thank you. Thank you. Muda. What are you?
Yo, Muda a bro, I seen all these
Sucks I get it whatever bro. No, but look at Muda stuff. I think you're sadly a mood is quick
I
You got to do something
I feel bad for Ron like he has to start thinking outside the box. I think
I don't think he knows but the whistle went through. Yeah, I don't think he knows
XQC the good can I get a welcome to the jungle XQC LXQC
Yo, these whistles are very common here
I
See if you pull this off
Okay, so Jason have you found anyone yet
No, no, you're insane. How are you still alive?
Hey, stop.
No.
Well, I'm kind of locked right now.
I think that's everybody in this room for sure.
OK, X, I don't know.
I thought in, but.
Wait, whistle, whistle, wait.
You know, honestly, I'm getting nervous.
Oh, that's good tech, Lacey.
I can never tell where the whistle is.
I couldn't hear.
Oh, my god.
It's called tech, bro.
They're just spamming their whistles.
Oh
Here's is actually good you like it. Yeah
My sound was on zero no wonder I can't hear the whistle ooh ladies. I like that too. Thank you
See how far it gets me here. Why does no one ever say they like my spot, bro?
I didn't see your spot. You can't have died before
No shot able I came in I didn't die
Everybody says everybody says
Now that was crazy
Hear that
Guys you're going in Lacey's video. Yeah
Go nuts bro. No, you're here bro. I can't believe this
a little hint yeah well he's a fucking dick oh the blues are Nick scholars let's
go shout out New York I don't get it yeah Jason I think you should run away
from me Lacey is just a big old
dude oh my god where is he like just give us like a little tiny I'll give you a
Oh, you know there's just no
Right, okay
Okay, okay, you got you're
No way
I did a cute I did a cute
I'm gonna be playing Counter-Strike if anyone wants to play make sense as to why Jason can't see
What about what about
We'll run it let's run it
Oh my dead ass just thought I got into a slot modus, bro
Yeah
I got a good one
Wait, what was that? Is there one that Chinese dragon or something?
It's floating dragons bro
Floating dragons, oh my god
It's just like it
I just got an idea of it
Yes!
I just got an idea of it
I just got an idea of it
Now that's the clean one when it snacks down
Fuck
That's just so loud
Check out if it sounds like a twerp
Check out if it sounds like a twerp for a la verga away
Get it?
That spot was so elite chat
But I just don't like
Basically it's folks Spanish because you didn't expect it
where you boys hide this round
I kinda like this one though
this one's so hard
I just wanna see round spot
no X I think it's the same idea
you're so annoying
you're annoying
I'll find you and you will call me a sniper wait who's the hunters
Walk in
I'm sorry, I'll go
For all it's holy I summon
Holy I summon fish moly for all that is holy I summon fish moly for anybody know how to fucking move around
Oh, yeah, it's WAS
W a sd track
But you can move your mouse around to
Man, I'm just a fucking lost cause in this game. I want to get good
This is so bad, man.
No, go on.
Brat!
Number one.
Try and run, bro.
Just do something.
Do what, bro?
Do fucking what?
Just do some new shit.
Just be a little bit more.
I got the Lizamas!
No, do that original idea you had.
I'm too prepared.
I'm just going to stay next to Muda.
Innovative.
He's smart.
Oh, that was a little bit of anime to wrap up.
yeah see that's good no I promise you it's good let me know when you guys
end up seeing my spot and let me know if you think it's also good to any
me Joe's in here um I mean yeah no one will find you thank you so much what
even is that bro try just be part of this dish at this point I just like
I'm just lost man. No.
Bad, bad, bad.
Yeah, do that, do that, do that.
That laugh is class.
I'm just...
I'm gonna go fuck myself.
That laugh is class.
No it's not!
No it's not!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
What are you giggling about guys?
What are the chances I get a kiss on the mother's excuse now?
Yes. No, I'm not a freak.
Fuck out.
Like, like the other position.
Like, I mean, you know, this is the best I can do.
Oh, I mean, this is over, bro.
No, it's OK. I try to run.
Run. And if I might find someone, if I might find
someone, let me know if it's you. I'll spare you.
I'll spare you guys.
I don't want to get off.
It's not bad at all!
Someone tell me if I cooked.
It's not bad!
Who said that?
Alright, we're locked.
We're locked.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
We're GG's, guys.
Yeah, no, it's pretty good.
Yeah, we just warmed up, by the way, in the warm-up area.
Bro, if you see me, just don't kill me, bro.
That ass is gonna-
Oh, that's just scaring me.
I'm gonna go up, bro.
Like, oh, some bro!
I didn't know I was gonna die.
I'm gonna die, bro.
Like, I'm gonna die.
Bro, genuinely you sit, man.
Oh, that was so funny, bro.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Did you do anything?
Like, did you pin your-
I can't see.
I don't know what-
This game!
I don't know what to do, like-
Really?
I-I don't know what to do.
I want to-
I just want to die better, bro.
Really?
Oh, my God.
This is not bad.
You're gonna ruin my piece of art.
if I if I if I if I finished it I would have been nice I never know it was it
threw me off a little bit it looked too much like a mecha commision like how
do you know that's better that's better gaming that's really said that's
metagaming bitch ass so just pretend I just walk away and hit a moota and I just
later. What? What? What is that?
You're supposed to free your mind from the mega
and to see it as it is.
Okay. Okay. Alright. Okay. No. No. No. I'm the first one to say
is not cool
I think I go square
My spot if it was square I went out and I think I
I
He'd never was gonna think of this
I heard that yo, bro any spot that looks super dark to start shooting it, okay?
This is
Like a layer you're not close like an encased logo
Hitch your whistle bro, they're not gonna find you bro.
Warmer code, coder, coder.
Hey by the way if I get caught, then I'm just stitching you up.
Coder, coder, coder.
More, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more.
Y'all not LJ, bro.
You're fucking a main?
Yeah, Jesse's a rookie, he'll never find any of them.
Now listen, I found you in somewhere.
Listen bro, Jesse, listen bro.
I was a decoy.
I
Was a decoy for the good players
I was pick-up in shit
Yeah
me inside of this. This is
wait, can I? Oh, I can't hear.
Are you dead ass? Is this dead ass? No, that's a video. He's
love-wigging. He's love-wigging. I know it.
I'm not that big, yeah bro, come on, come on.
Bro, you're trolling, right, rug?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whistle, whistle?
You're dead.
Where was he?
Now, Ann?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Yes!
Blank 30 does not get you anywhere.
Oh!
Come on guys let's play one more just one more
This is LG, if you don't play this lobby you'll never be invited to have your blacklisted from any lobbies ever on Twitch
Wait one more, everybody has to pay, everybody has to pay, no cheese
Come on guys, I heard his whistle but like I thought he was doing the distraction thing because I was close
Come on guys just one more last one guys. Come on. Okay lots on us
This one's a good
It looks like an office.
A bonus lobby, huh?
Wait a minute.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh my God.
We got 12 shares.
We're the biggest ones.
Holy shit.
Great train.
Do bug light on it.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You bugger, lie to me!
I ain't got no shells!
I ain't got no shells!
I've got no shells!
What is that?
I'm gonna throw a bonus.
It looks like a good stuff.
That's the office then.
We're the OTP.
OTP!
20 man lobby!
Send them out.
Okay, seriously, that's really annoying.
Can you stop making that sound?
Oh
Seeking guys
So wow
What do you think yes, I know let me know now I should look like a jackal
If anyone's trying to do a dual spot with me just go ahead and let me know God no
Yo, Deji leave me alone
I did ask please man. Let me just have one
Hey, bro
You're talking to the
I just tell them no.
I mean, why? Why? Why?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just try to say no.
And they just hang up the phone.
Yeah.
And they make a chameleon for the next four hours, shall we?
Not a bad idea.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
I think I've had my last time ever with you guys.
I'm about to cook.
Yep.
No, you're late, bro.
Maybe you started painting, Lace?
Do you understand that patience is a virtue?
Yeah, you're right, bro. I'll go fuck myself.
Oh, no, I have a better idea.
You don't pay too much of my man to hold.
I'm about to fucking transcend the game.
We give you guys so much time to hide, actually, though.
Okay, but the thing is, we have to paint, so...
Oh, you're playing with noobs.
Noobs?
These are all pro professional players
That's okay
Fake Maddy goes funny
Notice how nobody gave now he's meddling right now Jason has crazy man. That'd be loud real quick. No actually me hilarious
You're killing the vibes. I'm telling you now. You're killing the vibes. Last morning.
Last morning.
You're literally leaving to go put a towel around your neck.
Yo Q, Q, Q, what do you think about this? Do you see the vision or not?
I see it. It's not bad at all.
My chat's hating, bro.
just looks better for me bro and I just moved
yo, what is this bro, what is this bro
this is what you need to take a hatch, right?
I'm so locked in right now, I'm so locked in right now
why is it rough bro?
dude what do you mean why is it rough?
is there a dog?
Haha like
That's actually not bad actually glad you left because a lot of people probably pick up on a lot of people aren't really appreciating the
Wait, wait if you right click right you can go third person
Fixes everything
Let's go start now turn it back turn it back on it back. I don't know how we became hunters again, but let's do it
Always look the spawns boys if you hide behind spawn you're new by the way. We're not that a lot of people are spinning winter puke in my
My guys
Ron is stressing right now
That's a bit of a that's a funky one ladies. It's a funky one. Yeah, honestly. I really regret doing that
I'm gonna go ahead and do it
Lacey it's my spot bad bro
Ron the art of manifestation
Shit
Not a bad shower
I had bad like it in here. Wait page bro. Thank you so much. I'm first you're gonna be in the brick wall
Where are you oh wow, okay
Okay, I'm gonna find you. Okay, Ron. Ron. Is this you I won't kill you
There's no way like I just tell me I'll spare you
Let's get away
It's just perspective it's just
There's no he's gonna win
Is it Jason and long too much time no, it's me and all right, oh shit
But I guess I must add a really good story. I hope we do this um on next available up a JD
Yes, X. Thank you
My ex okay guys
So
I
Want I'd like to comment on the one I never could anybody but
For the display of selflessness and charity you did it by letting the lovely women just so they could we get one W
is coming in. Brother, it won my heart so much I nearly cried. Because there's no way
you fucking lost the fucking movie. Yeah, I know for a fact that you lost the movie.
It had to be on purpose. And I thought, what could it be? Make a wish. Make a wish.
Maybe the Red Cross. Maybe some charity. Maybe, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, true, true. Actually, it's what it was.
It couldn't be an eye. I can't do it. No, I'm not going to do it, please.
Wait, so, Tyler, what exactly was this? Was this like a sponsored event or did y'all just don't give up?
Is one for two?
No, last time you puked me, you're going to get that.
What the? Sorry.
Sorry about that, sorry about that.
I actually...
You.
So I'm sorry.
Yo, X, big talk of tees on the mic, bro.
Yeah, and by please
Anyway
It was like the biggest fighting game tournament of the year and they usually have like one show match between like legacy players
this year they tried they did mean Ludwig so they had one legacy player and
then Ludwig also showed up well this year was different they didn't this they
have a legacy player it was just like there was a lot of talk about oh they're
just dividing content creators now and all of them like yeah it's a lack of
Yeah
Wait
Is bannable by the way wait is this boosting or no you guys run your main
So wait gonna be in challenger lobbies
Can I ask that why is it lagging like my client is lagging like it's so weird
Like that, bro, it's because riots clan is horrible. They have like a trillion dollars and don't put any of it into the client
Are we making it though? They said they're gonna make the client. Yeah, they said that in 2004, by the way
It's been 20 years. I'm gonna be going against a master's jungler
Canada your friends this is fall
Well, I mean I was the captain of that team. Yeah, but I didn't I didn't punch it in the drama because I know better
I don't give a shit that much
Listen, what was the scandal? What was the scandal that a player?
Was the one character only and it was kind of just showing up for the for the vibes and it was like a trinidad
And it was like I just showed up as the thing other and I didn't end on my team
So I was like yeah play your best character and it's the only place one character like one's supposed to do
So it was a $300,000 tournament and people were vibe-checking?
I mean he was playing a throw character, but anything else he plays is mega throw.
So like what are you gonna do?
Okay.
It's either mega throw or hyper throw.
Thanks, what's your IGN?
XQQCT.
Dude, this is gonna be generational, bro.
Yeah, I had to reset my client though cuz I don't know what's wrong with it.
Danta's art art is gonna get fucking jumped out and we're all gonna lose.
No, because James and Bob forgot.
Wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait, oh yeah, we played here.
Wait, what are the holy shit?
I haven't been in my-
How long's it been?
Like two months?
About two months, yeah.
Yo, don't fuck this up this time you piece of shit.
Okay guys, guys, where we going? Lock it right now.
Danta's gonna be on the other side of the map.
He's gonna be top lane.
I mean you in the bot lane, X and X.
I'm down for top, I'm down for top, I love top.
How do you play mid?
How do you get a sense of it?
What's your skill level on top lane?
Like Challenger, Master or Grandmaster?
I'm a Ragnarok Lee Challenger, yes.
I'm Challenger.
XQQCC.
Yeah, what's the hashtag?
Okay, guys.
Who should have Tyler won a point the roles, bravo.
It's fucked, because Humza said he could play mid last time
and he sucked.
I could?
And I said he could play support last time when he sucked.
You just have to figure out what they want to play first.
I can't play anything to see all of this.
My invite is to turn down the phone.
OK, X, allow a friend request from anybody, so I can invite you.
OK, OK, I mean, tell him to get him on me.
I have him on the phone list.
Set a one.
What are you talking about?
Invite him, invite him.
I invited you, X. I invited you.
I got it, I got it.
OK, so X, you see, plays 83.
Could you invite him?
X, he plays a good top lane, though.
He plays a good mouth, like I see him in the mouth.
He's not inviting me.
I did, bro.
Tyler, I sent you a friend request, by the way.
Give me some of your friend requests.
Give me some of your friends, and I can just, you just don't mind.
I'll accept that. I got you.
Wait, Tyler, why doesn't Hums play ADC and then XQC plays support?
No, I think XQC should go top.
Okay.
Me, Hums, the bot lane.
Uh, hey, Dante's here. Dante's here.
Yeah?
Oh, GZ has to go jungle, that's right.
I can support, I can support, I'm not gonna go.
Not that I should have no support but he's so stupid.
I don't know what to do, please accept invites.
Tyler, I'm the best jungler in Rocks 3.
You're in Rocks 3 still?
Oh, apparently, apparently, apparently, apparently, apparently.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, what the fuck, Tyler?
Come on, yeah, I'm in Rocks 3 still, yes.
Wait, we were hype last time, but we hit a cross for the Iron Tour.
It may have been too long.
Wait, bro.
I'm too
Tyler he's been in fucking losers cube, bro
Tyler I can only do so much when he gets losers cube bro like you have to understand
Do you understand all losers cue works?
Yes, I fold leader of it. Yeah, okay, so Jinx. He's been in wait
Let me get this straight, Tyler won League of Legends Legend believes in Losers Q and N.A.1
Hecarim believes in Losers Q.
So Jack, Losers Q has to be real, bro.
Anyone who doesn't believe it is literally, they're a riot agent at that point.
If you don't believe in Losers Q, you're a fucking riot agent and you should be
involved.
It makes too much sense from a business perspective, money rules the world.
Wait, Tyler, can you explain Loser's Q?
Because I've heard Don says explain it 100 times,
but I want to hear you explain it.
Oh, my God.
Don has explained it.
Don says, you know what?
Explain it one more time.
OK, so let me explain, let me explain.
So the way Loser's Q works is that League of Legends
has skill-based matchmaking.
As a result, the only way that they can actually
match appropriately is if they try to care everyone
towards a 50% win rate.
So when your win rate is too high
or you're running too many games,
then you're forced to lose games, which is what
Losers Q is and vice versa for winners Q
So the thing is that are you pacing in my bathroom right now?
I mean, I'm pacing in the bathtub. Oh
You're in the bathtub. Yeah, I'm like in your bathroom in your house. Are you serious?
Okay, so I did go up continue well
Yeah, so essentially we have to understand that winners and losers queue are necessary evils for scope based matchmaking
But what I don't understand is why people still deny the existence of an absolute?
Circumty within that realm. You know, what do you think about what I just said? It's actually I
Think it's legitimately correct. My only take it from that is it's I just think from a business perspective and it's
Like I said money rules the world
It is beneficial for a riot to make you not want to win every game, and I bet there's gonna be
25 years that's actually lawsuits like 25 years
About some of things right
Dude, he didn't send me a friend request
Oh my god, it is a lot of
I swear like I'm gonna do some shit. I'm gonna lose of my mind
Your client is shit
I promise you we are I promise you
Your friendless okay, I should be good now. Okay, so wait title one you believe there is going to be probably maybe
Actions law students against right intended for what for what?
Yeah, for every dollar there's a hundred thousand done. They didn't make it to streaming and that are gonna go into poverty with all these mental illnesses.
You know what, XQC is 100% right.
These guys are just on it.
You know what, XQC is 100% right, bro.
Think about all of the Domtesses that
are to have the same clinical insanity.
They don't have the same experience.
Hold on.
I don't know why.
You know the craziest one that I've ever seen come from you?
You know the luggage suite?
Yeah, the one I knotted on luggage.
Yes.
OK, OK.
What the fuck, bro?
What the fuck, dude?
No, OK.
I'll show you guys the contacts later, OK?
But guys.
There are so many
High-level players that are pedophiles that are younger people like
I'm the worst
I'm the worst out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean think about all of the challenge of Timo's and Lux players, bro
Okay, now and Jack's players and Joe. My god
Jack's holy shit. Yeah, I don't play double into the buy a jack the other day
Oh, listen, bro. Okay. Tyler one believes in challenge or Tyler one believes and loses to you don't has believes and lose your hums
Do you believe in losers and winners 100% so every fucking challenger this goes all the way to the top every challenger in this call believes
And when it's a lose to you, what the fuck bro?
It's more so well, it's not really lose cute
But like if you have like a high high win rate, let's say I'm like a 90% win rate
They'll place you at like challenge or MMR and they'll give you like
Plat players because they're so good. So they got a balance of that. Yeah
You're more bound to lose the game
There's also the state sponsored losses like you get into a game that's designed to lose
I'm telling you it's a real thing. It's not a real thing. They'll design a lobby for you to lose
Like and they pretty minute and you lose the game is what it is. It's a lot of game
document wasn't like a document that
You play more games if you lose or something like a study done.
No, no, no, no. Guys, it's deeper than that.
In an officially released literal, and I should know when I say this, literal trademark,
it was found that Riot, at one point, they had a trademark of EOMM,
which is Engagement Optimized Matchmaking, which means that the way that you act,
they actually are able to match people that act in similar ways as you
in your games when taking into account
I said that years ago when I said I called it Shul Island
Wait wait wait, so if you're toxic you're guaranteeing people with toxic people
Yes, yes
It's not that, well, is it that you're guaranteed?
I don't know
But there's definitely a percentage of your games that are going to be matched with other toxic players
Yo
Everybody in my games is like a fucking, like, like full lethal autism fucking pan or skit so
Like, every time I chew a game
Well, I'm telling you the all schizo in my games
Yeah, but X X belt we have the pod calling the kettle black belt
And you were choosing a player of trigger bot in mecha camellia, and he was
Okay, we haven't fully investigated that case that's could have been right. We actually don't even know yeah
You just don't actually know what other roles are we are we gonna let yeah, am I in bed really?
Wait, wait, wait, what are you gonna play?
You guys are good, I'm not good, but I can play top support AD mid.
Can you go mid?
No, okay.
Let's go here, we tried everything else before, let's go.
Me, Humza, Bot lane, XCC, top lane, Jinxie, Jungle, and Dante's mid.
Let's run it.
Let's do it.
All right.
Whatever big talk that he said goes.
That's our goal.
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on, Dante, Switzerland.
No way we lose.
Hunter, listen.
You need the ritual.
Dante's the ritual.
The ritual.
Time machine.
We can only do the ritual.
Rob and Q.
Rob and Q.
Max, you have to do the ritual, or we're going to get fucked,
all right?
What's the ritual?
The ritual is we need to bounce in our chairs,
put our hands in the air, and sing.
Time machine, time machine.
Time machine, go away.
Give us losers a cue.
Okay, yes, okay, we're so
bounce under the pause okay let's go okay do I have to lock in my main
champion first game no you can watch in overall okay
please you okay you're gonna first pick mastery yes sir yes sir I think it
goes three and then two right way it is broken look yes it's what it's brought
Holy fuck is a lock. It's a new guy new guy new guy
John luck
Okay, so Chad what are the odds of us winning like 3% or something
Well, why you say like a multi-p relax. We've been over this for years, man. Stop. Okay. You should do them all to pee
Yeah, but I don't like my mind. Don't talk. I think it's not that you think I'm OTP. Yes
Are you serious the way I defend you call me LTP?
Jayce one trick I just main Draven that's it
I'm not chasing saw we all saw the ready corp. All right, what?
They're playing
Wait
Ad
You sure you want the Draven
Yes
Jerry it's shit trade trade trade acts trade
Yeah, it's your trade with our tower chair tower. I need last pic
Yo, why is Tyler one playing pike?
Don't do that. Well, I do
I was ranked 27 on pike and not unless you all explain. I've never seen your play
facts yeah it was like 65 guys the
five are dead if you guys if you guys
doubt if you guys doubt when it was the
game I know we can't we can't see them
right now oh we can't into a ranks they
are oh god oh no Diego that guy's like
every champion right can he be anyone
yes he's a jack-of-all-trades a master
of none he's dog shit we don't care
for our aura or which acts what are you
gonna play acts for your top I play
whatever the game needs and we know
this way I think we do this way I
I think we do let's ban Salus more
Maafai
Man, man, man
I've done it, Jay
X
Wait, Douglas, you want to bring the tax
What's up?
Why do you want to make it fit in my speech?
I'm gonna make you piece of shit
Fuck you, it says you
Jack, what do you want to do?
You did that, by the way
Was that Mundo?
No, you want to make it a piece of shit?
Speak up, boy
That was X
Selass?
Selass?
That was X
That was on a...
Why the fuck are you talking about shit?
I...
What?
Me?
I'm not gonna do that
or a little late this one of you a little late
can i get a welcome to the general
sleep at the pilot's home recently so it's more than a kid by the way
tata you look so ugly bro you look you're rough
yeah wait i don't want kids anymore now
tata how many times did you meet faker tata how many times
dama
i'm not happy that i think what he said
chill how do you think there's two cringes with everybody just tries to kill him enough
in the game so i don't think i have a one
Lee classics
How many times did you meet Faker Tyler?
Oh like 10
I figured his phone number for a while and then I figured his number
I didn't tell me
Yeah, you got green bubble
Unlucky
Wait, why sounds like screaming? I hear my back
Is that Keanu talking guys? That thing
I got a hundred gift edit
Let me go to UDGJ
No, mortar catcher
You bend it you motherfucker
You fucking bend
Mop him up!
Mop Mop Mop!
Why would we be here?
We're all suz-ed!
I'm Mordekaiser, so you're gonna play Mop Mop.
Yes!
It's logic.
Any baseline is Mordekaiser like the easiest top laner though?
Okay guys, I'm gonna go and see you at the end.
No no no no!
Don't wait at AP.
Get off Rai's, get off Rai's.
Get off Rai's, get off Rai's.
Rai does, you cannot play Rai.
Get off Rai's.
Get off Rai's.
Rai's is-
I need to go!
Go Annie!
Annie Annie Annie!
Go Annie Annie!
Thank you.
Like bro, you're not fake or bro.
Whoa!
He plays it right.
He plays it right.
I play this challenge!
I play this challenge!
Say hello to him, you know, we can hear this.
We gotta hope we're not against challenges, okay?
Wait, even in Masters they do play, they play, um, guys, they play, um, comments.
Except, man, X skin.
Yes, X comments.
Really, comments?
We have three challengers and two challenge.
Overgrowth?
Yeah, and then do they have five calendars or houses were five?
No, it's in.
I would still keep those rooms.
Guys, is it based off average?
You know, or P kilo?
What is it based off of your matchmaking?
I we have no idea, bro.
This is the first.
We don't actually know.
It's like, right?
Five hasn't existed.
I want to be all.
Oh, I didn't not fight it.
Oh, all right.
I'm super aggressive, okay. Let's go
Who the fuck is kaiyana? I think you have you ever don't have you ever don't do the lane? Yeah, it's cancer. Yeah, right for it
I don't need to be I don't need to be he's gonna recognize
Find what you mean by dova lane hums
That does please I'm gonna sweat so hard here. He knows how to die. He knows how to die pums
I'm gonna sweat my balls off. Okay. See you la see you la see you
Look, bro. My only my only goal this game is I'm not you guys I don't use
Alright bro, I'm super duper locked in here now
Why it's tighter on support because isn't Tyler our best player so shouldn't he be on like what in the lag is this?
Wait, we're right on me. I'm gonna talk. I forgot to turn off stream. Let me see. Let me see
We might get promo ghost it
wait it's singed up okay they are I can't actually open up what the fuck I got
sure green one green one right green green what RGG man I can't what extra
fine fine they are okay let's see Leona is diamond four oh this is three
Yana Diamond 3, Viega with Diamond 3, their top laner is Masters.
Hello Diamond.
Wait, XQC is going into Masters player?
Oh god.
I was Masters most of my life by the way.
You won't get this.
Alright, alright.
You want to finish?
Alright, I got you.
Our mid is Max, mid gold.
Any other role in Jungle.
either gold or the way to iron that xx you are a stupid I'm getting fucking
proxied wait what's even the point of singe's doing this wait he's a guy you
get a lot more maneuverability
Oh
This is a little tactical lobby.
What are you roaming by the way?
That was the cold blood of the challenger player.
Cold blood of the guys.
Guys.
Ah.
Yeah.
I'm a diver.
I'm a diver.
Is Leon out there?
Yeah, yeah.
We understand the problem.
You might need a diver just OK?
I'll die.
I'll die.
It's fine.
He's crossing through mid right now.
Crossing through mid.
I'm going to start with E. I'm going to start with E.
Bro, chat, they definitely found out that I'm a bronze player
and they're definitely going to take advantage of little assholes.
Oh, what do you mean?
Oh!
Sorry, I mean it's bro.
You know what I mean?
Oh!
Now I got this new chicken down there, bro.
That's bad.
Therapy the flesh?
Therapy the flesh?
Wait, we killed it!
We killed it!
Oh, wow!
I got that!
Okay, listen, Jitty Jitty, song you're writing.
I'll report that report to the board.
Yes!
Bro, you are a terrorist.
You're reporting to the board?
Yo, uh, I'll not lead up towards you actually.
That's terrifying.
Ha ha
My I'm not gonna go through I got trolled so hard. It's gonna so bad
Tyler he's getting chased down
Oh
This game is so fucking hectic what the fuck is this?
I'm sorry
That's so gritty
You only get some masters jungler excellent, but it's how you shit your master stop later, bro
I'm about to take a shit on his throat. There you go
top lane but what's the other way around to one of wisdom no you know what I'm
needing here you're about right we're back in the lease right now yo ex you
want to get this could be interesting if I do it you want it you want to I'm
gonna get this little fucker right now I'm ganking I'm ganking no wait I
Okay, we got eight, can I say something?
We have five people yelling at the same time.
Can we maybe, no?
Yeah, sorry Tyler, sorry Tyler, yes.
No, dude, Tyler, he's just excited, bro.
I don't know, he's showing, he dropped the yell channelness.
Like dude, we can't get a job.
Tyler, who are you bro, unless you're fucking Scrooge?
Let him have it, Bond, bro.
Scrooge?
Nobody ever.
I don't have a shield up on the door. I'm sick of it.
But instead of letting me kill him, he went into the turret to not go to the smoke.
Oh my god, bro.
That was kind of high level, you know?
Well, I think, uh, I think it's still worth the price.
We can kill you, got this?
How many is he?
Six.
What the fuck?
I Q up, kill you.
Get the flash.
I missed those.
Go for it.
I have an A.
Of course, I get it.
Tyler, Tyler, you got to fucking die, bro.
He creeps me too, Ash.
He creeps me too.
Tyler, he creeps me too.
Tyler, he creeps me too.
Tyler, he creeps me too.
He creeps me too, Ash.
It's an idiot!
It's ironic!
BAAAAAAA
No I get it! Two kills! What are you talking about?
Yo dude, listen!
Don't fuck this up! You cannot fuck this up!
I won't, I won't.
No, start with E! Start with E!
Yo guys, should I look on the dragon after raptors here?
What do you guys think?
It's a con strategy for sentry.
Yeah, go wrap this in a dragon.
I'll get him in pile three.
Where's Vigil?
I'm gonna go to the dragon are you guys sure I should go
maybe not maybe not a good time should I go dragon or clear my camps my
timbers are up you can go dragging me up well now all right I mean you're
dragging on your guys is bad we only know some to serve in a flash yeah
watch the I'm the LCS guys I know to be you might get the way
I was a cheeky pink for him, don't I see what it looks like bro?
Uh, got it.
If they put a line on your hook we should just fuck off.
I just cooked.
Hey, I'm almost sick.
What's it actually a little green guy compared to the blue?
What does he do?
So the green guy gives you a shield, right?
Whereas the blue guy makes it so you have more movement speed.
Uh.
Uh.
Hold on, hold on.
Flash!
I
Got you three kills for free. You got me don't do times what you are making the dumbass cost the fight as you always have it
So look you
Yeah
Oh, yeah, never mind everybody fuck me. I don't worry about
Now I go
I'm doing it I'm doing the
I have a flash I'm good
I'm not sure jungle gaping this little
bitch don't touch me don't touch me touch me touch me no no touch me no
Oh
Bro bot lane it's looking good guys. I'm not gonna lie bot lane. It's looking really fucking good
Loki top lane it's looking good man
Holy shit X. What about what about me?
What about me? How about me? How about me?
Yeah, dog. It's my stellar.
It's not unusual.
It looks like a tie. I'm not going to lie.
It looks like a tie.
How is that a tie?
He's one and two versus two and two.
Yeah, holy winners QMI, right?
Oh my god.
Maybe I proxy as well, low key.
Like, I didn't place me.
We're going to do five placements
Like how does it work?
I can't do it all five games
Two or three two or three two or three. What's that goes?
What about six my stuff is going to get up my stuff is done Tyler said he can't do five
I can't do it. Also. I need to get on the solo grind something is that sober, bro?
Do not touch me touch me
Come here, come here.
Nope, no sir.
I know why I flashed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they flip it up, flip it down.
I didn't know he was gonna ult and he wasn't gonna, you know,
don't make fun of me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's because of the syringe.
I didn't make fun of you because I flashed for no reason
But I was scared I wasn't gonna get the kill
Yo Tyler why are you typing in Kim Chash?
Stop pain on the way! Look what I typed!
Oh my god, I woke up my family, didi
You've been doing the same shit for ten years
I'm an anti-carry Tarzan
You pain too much, bro
What are you doing? You don't have to fuck your peeing.
Help! Help! Help!
Come down! I need my jungler!
She's above you. You hold down.
I was... What are you on about? I just got to another hill.
Oh my gosh. Come on, where you at?
What do you mean where you at? I'm not dead! I'm on HP!
You ran! You asked me to take him and ran!
Brother, what the...
Look at my HP. You need to monitor your gank, bitch!
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
Watch this. I got him. I got him.
Fuck, you got me ganked!
Sup, bitch? Sup, bitch?
Sorry. Remember me! Remember me! Remember me!
Wait, what am I not?
Remember me, bitch? Yes?
Duckess, no quinceus, right?
What's going on?
No!
Duckess, what's going on?
You got an infinity edge.
I
go jack go jack um leonalds that's it thank you okay uh so jing see you're just
you can't do it anymore
hahahaha
fuck, Tyler!
get him, get him
Sam's is gone!
maybe kill him
I can actually come here
I have nothing
don't touch me, where are you?
creep
oh, creep
wait
if I run up right now
can we kill him off by the SNL
Oh
Guys I'm getting jungle gapped I think
Do you play around?
Wait, Jc, we can look for a dive top.
Clear, clear, dive top.
I lost my dark seal stacks.
Look for a dive top.
We can look for a dive top.
That's fine.
Am I going bottom?
The problem is the Diego and Yankee on right now.
I got six on me right here.
It's fine because now I have Zhonya.
I thought you could bottom and I could middle.
I mean no.
Jc, you might need to...
What the fuck are you?
You
I'm gonna go fuck him
You know
Bobby's so calm my god, it's okay. It's okay. I can't hang with these big dogs
But is he now a chance now play visit it on the rock side of the big dick
Brickwall not I don't think anybody warned this guy about this
Yeah, let me just come I'm rich at something about my shirts. Yeah, who's one what's in guys?
That's what's it called
edge infinity see it's your search of edge and you find it bro this is gonna be
tricky now I'm all in for you Lee no no oh god bro the fights always feel good
and then I just get gazed right after it always feels good but it never is it's
because right now the moment I'm gonna fight him yeah yeah true the moment the
moment you can't get out of the room he's not sniping
he doesn't know you are the absolute fraud
do you know her?
since season 3 you've been rockin' hard
should I come? should I come Harold?
yes yes yes yes yes yes
oh it was just about it I'm sorry I forgot he was in the game
he's gonna go right here
take the crab
mind you I have no smite mind you I have no smite
he's right here he's right here so he comes
office setting that's going to improve your mechanics a lot it's called enhanced pointer precision
got it uh
guys we're winning or losing i can't even tell uh it's like even right now
do i fight here look man look man look man yeah
I'm getting into it, I'm getting into it right now.
Leona, Deezo, Leona!
At Leona?
I'm getting camped by this fucking bitch ass!
I mean, we're not... I mean, what is this?
Enemy double kill.
Oh, I got a second turret.
Ah! I got my fucking Q's up!
Motherfucker, man!
I believe...
Alright, everybody needs to take a shot.
Look at the game, identify Wincon, and focus on getting that Wincon.
Yeah, I couldn't slide that bit now. What's our wind on it? What's our wind on it? I
Mean, I need me me me. I'm a window. I'm gonna scale. I'm gonna get huge
Okay, I have my murchads now it should help me a shit fun
Never chasing
That's he's taking some other sucker
They go there, kill them!
Jack, is he ready to be told there?
Cut it, cut it down, son.
I'm not allowed to get a hundred strong, huh?
Ah, too much deadlock, Loki.
Uh, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn!
Bro, I can't turn up, no way.
Just die there, forb- got this?
Die, die, die, die, die!
Die!
Yes?
Wait, wait, nice.
I'm thinking of the game. Wait.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go guys.
That's what we need to do.
I put my big gas or the list rock dick inside his back door bag.
Yeah, X X runs the band runs the band. I'm going to big Vigo to come back.
No Baron, no, Diego's probably gonna kill me.
What do I do to the next Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron?
It's not Harold.
I picked that.
I think he might be dead off there.
I don't see.
He's a low key, not Harold.
I'm the only one Baron right now.
Can't wait.
He's actually...
He's blind, he's blind.
Hold up!
I'm gonna get Baron.
Come on, Dottas!
Oh!
Ooh, okay.
It's fine.
It gives you guys time to get Baron.
You should be...
What's the matter with this?
I'm gonna get Baron.
I'm gonna get Baron.
I'm gonna get Baron.
I'm gonna get Baron.
No Baron, no Baron.
Why not?
Why not?
Let me get IE. Let me get IE.
Well, why would we want balls?
Did they get cut off?
What's your risk?
Oh, good.
Bro, sometimes you say things, bro.
It doesn't even sound like a language.
Yeah, it says you.
What if it says me?
What if it says me?
Buddy, buddy, buddy.
You said like a corporate tutorial,
like an educator,
the way you talk to him.
But what we're gonna do is we're gonna go there like why do you see like that?
I don't use all the I don't use all I'll give you shit
How about it, bro, I'm stop laughing rob fucking war bro take it serious
I'm gonna back and then go Baron, right?
Yeah, GenC, GenC, listen, we need one of these things.
Wait, let me get this going quick, David.
I can get my item with one million.
Yes, yes, yes.
Almost you need, brother.
All right, now that I'm good.
I might.
Go to top, go to top.
Jackshaw is next.
I'll tell you, the one AP, one item.
Central Fashalt, no Fashalt.
Tyler, do something in this game.
GenC.
Central Faschalt, no Faschalt, Tyler do something in this game.
You see...
Hold on, Paul's shit.
I'm going there, I'm going there, going there.
Yeah, we can do the barrier by the way, for sure.
Yes we can, yes we can.
Yes we can, I remember that.
This is when we focus.
Diego, Keanu, stay...
I'm gonna be fucked, I'm gonna be buried.
Tyler's so bush, Tyler's so bush.
I should have, I should have, I should have solid ground.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait for X, wait for X, please, wait for X, please.
I'm about to put him in a fucking coffin or something like that.
I do
That was a message from your inner voice of the limit
What do I build now Lord Dominic Lord Dominic yes, yes, yes get it
Guys, this is such a good
Second one G is working on what do I sell? What do I buy Canada?
Hey, it's a good game for all of us. This is a win
What do you buy I go Jack show next
I was gonna say like either randoms are Joshua before Joshua. I would go
Yeah. Joshua is like it's such high value. It's like it's worth like two and a half items at this one again
Here, I'm looking.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't watch. Don't watch.
We don't knock at the light here.
In! In! In!
It's good, it's good, I'm going.
I want to pipe.
I want to smash the door.
I
Was gonna fight that gonna fight that's prepared for big rock
Okay
chill out chill out chill out chill out
What is hitting me?
Get off of me, nice
No no no let me help, help me out
Take a peek
Nice
Oh no, oh no
What is that?
What is that?
Is he spectator?
Is he spectator?
Is he spectator?
Is he spectator?
What is bro doing?
Bro, you're fucking a piece of shit, bro.
Why did we even come in here?
Bro, don't you see he's just watching me.
I did 8k damage, how many damage?
Why the fuck did you try to end me?
I can't go in if I don't have abilities!
You can all of your licorice!
I swear when Aldo licorice, he was dead there.
I swear!
I can't get in range or I fucking die.
Everybody, bite down.
I will take accountability.
My ult was one inch from both sides.
I could have hit a four, I hit a two.
It's all good.
If we hit a two, we're gonna fire it.
And there he goes down.
No problem, we need to settle the fuck down.
Pipe it down.
Alright, W, X, Q, C.
No, I don't want to see this guy fucking hit by waves of poison.
Fuck, I don't know what to do.
I need raw health, I need raw health.
Yo, we need to play really smart this next team fight.
We need to play off picks, okay?
Where am I?
And we have to watch...
Mike, guys, if you play Sin,
we'll enter our leader, we'll enter our leader.
What did he say?
You see, Diego, we have to kill him.
Okay, he won't die.
Okay, Diego is the one having to pipe.
basically the white hair guy
go top go top go top
careful don't touch the top
can i have vision topside please
i cv go i can't i can't i can't
i blocked and they fucking ate the bush bro
this is simple concept
this is some little freak cinch player
guys guys guys this is the one of it
this is the one of it
stay with me stay with me
kill things matey
bad
I don't think I got on that. I don't know.
Let's get out.
Wait.
I killed two. I killed three. I killed all.
I killed all! I killed all! I killed all!
Hey, J.C., it's all you. I killed J.C.!
J.C.! I killed one! I killed two!
J.C.! I killed J.C.!
Okay.
Okay. Once again. Once again.
What happened here? Who was this?
I killed their back line.
You know what Jack?
Nobody does what happened here.
That's entire problems.
Um, yeah, I'm this guy, he's fighting in a fucking raptor.
Listen, don't blame our man.
He thought he was a spectator.
He thives in ghost mode and you can get it is what it is.
He had a scammer up.
Oh, no, that was his hero.
Bang, he just got out.
It is what it is.
Oh, he is.
We're all from the focus.
Yeah, go.
We were the one really.
Hums, how do I do him?
I don't know.
I didn't hit the zero.
No, the problem is this is, guys.
I don't have to say that, but I can't.
I'm helping you. I'm helping you.
where's the CDR on armada yo wait what do you mean no I don't see the arms
like Diana okay I thought he was a player I thought he was a player a son and
moon I'm calling for work guys we have a dragon I think they can go Baron though
Yes
Listen
No, I don't think I'm sorry
Yo
No, I see just hit us with the don't shop this school tomorrow boys
We're going to fold up to us and they were good and gave me the other guy. I thought we fight bearer
Yeah, yeah, I told I told yeah, why not it
Ward and war the bandit
I think
I'm in the faker bush.
Front to back!
Front to back!
Please!
Front to back!
Where should I target?
Diego?
Right here!
Right here!
Right here!
Right here!
Right here!
Right here!
Right here!
He's one time.
Nice.
Fall gold!
He's a gold!
Aw, look at the other here.
Fucking appealing.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Bro, I was getting hit by the poison.
Is this just so bad?
What?
What is this shit?
Remember me
Nice guy
What's my damage bro
You must not know who the fuck I am
Wait just wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
This is gold man
The game says go
One more of that
Yeah, I want
Stop that. Thank you. Let's do one more. Let's do one more. I
Do your setting one give me second
Okay, I think it's time for my lock at my oldest
Let me know I'm bears myself today
No, no, no, I think you it's okay. Let's mean you had a good synergy bot lane
Okay, some of your hooks are just like what the fuck was that
early no bro like sometimes she's a little above you you're just throwing it
behind you
you did great bro uh don't taste
I'm done, stop digging
why do you ping like that no seriously
to let you know I'm dead
you need a different ping baby
you only just ping on the way
you gotta let them know I'm on the way
like if you fight I'm playing
it's confidence it builds confidence like let you go
Let me explain the concept again. Let me let it go again. Here's the map, okay? Here's the mid lane, okay?
What I thought was gonna happen. I genuinely thought I when I saw I thought you were dead because of the poison. I thought you're here. You're dead, right?
Diego comes from the top with two guys coming in it. If you're dead and regroup and then these guys engage
and regroup and then these guys engage, right?
I can still help the team.
We're one for one, you're just looking for your lamb.
We can still recover to get an old on the resident.
Whatever, you died, it is what it is.
It's a lucky, it's a bad read, but the play is sound.
It was meant to use my old as a fallback for the team.
You are not the team, there's no iron team, it's us.
All right, Tom, present me just a...
Wait, what did he say?
Yeah, I'm watching the VOD here. He, uh...
XQCL.
He just didn't give a shit.
Honestly, to be fair, I don't think it's the worst.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
He flashed. He flashed.
Yeah, I think I flashed.
Yeah, but look at the camera, though. I kept panning upwards.
I was tracking the vehicle movement.
And possible engage on us, man.
I pan up
That's okay
You can ult the Keanu so he doesn't just keep autoing you
I actually, yeah
I think he could have ulted the Leona to let you kite a little bit and heal
It's most on the Keanu
If he ulted Keanu, I lived
Yeah, I know you lived, I know
I thought you were dead
I thought you were dead
No, X, you didn't find that game, bruh
No, no, no, no, no, no
Those are these guys, bro
just disabled the setting on your PC that was unironically holding you back really hard
what's it called?
it's called mouse acceleration
how do I do it?
no I already turned it off for you
so now what are you doing, wait, because you walked in my head, it's not working?
wait, yeah he had it on, he had it on, so I just disabled it
it's the worst settings but like, Danzi he's not used to it though
it's not the worst, it's not the worst like
it's really bad, no it's really bad to have it on but it's like he probably is used to it though
No, no, it's fine. Like he's gonna learn now. It's okay. Did you come in my room and do it or that old?
Yeah, I just agree. I don't
This is your screen
He's a chicken.
Your mouth is a little bit...
I shouldn't be clucking in from mainstream outwards.
Not that much.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
When you want to plan your camera outwards,
that's when you would need it.
And that's when it will stick in.
So it's not really bad.
Like, it's fun.
I'll respond to my message.
Tell him I need the yeast skin drop from a month ago.
Can you hook this guy up in any way?
Oh!
Text your Levin, bro.
You got to text your Levin.
I'm a true...
Yep.
not just a ritual
uh... i don't think we need to win
unless you guys think we need to
no i don't think we need to
i'm in winners queue bro i'm already good guys like i get any better i'm in
winners queue i'm on a fucking five game fucking winning streak bro
what is that game queue time
is this like a
he didn't even snipe
well we got a zero second queue time so that's not a good sign
guys if tyler one can play chogath mid
X-Wap, swap, swap.
I'll pass the fun this game, shall we?
No. I want to win it.
Winning it's fun and losing is boring.
I don't give a fuck what we gotta do yet.
Honestly, I understand when people say they play video games for fun and then just lose.
I agree.
No fun of the game is winning, you motherfucker.
Really?
That game was hard with just like diamonds and masters.
That shit was hard.
Wait, they only had diamonds and answers?
Yeah, those guys were bad for them.
They're all diamond and one masters.
Those guys are kind of turn
Okay, you want to see a lucky you want to see a lot back to go lucky. I swear
I'm walking what?
It's like a lot of it
Locky who's that?
Wow lock John lock
Don't tell me what I can't do
What to be honest I'm kind of scared I feel like
Tyler you want us to do oh, but
I don't see it statement. Yeah, I'm playing Draven, bro. Okay to admit you're a OTP, bro.
Oh, GC just went again. So now he wants to jump on the train. I see. How about we put
you on Warwick now? Bro, I'm a three trick pony, bro. The thing about me hums is I'm
a three headed dragon of bronze, bro. I can play Yee at Emerald level, Warwick at Gold
And Diana had a diamond level bro. It's what the fuck I do brah. I'm the best bronze three jungler
What's up, what's up other best bronze three juggler you've ever seen by the way
Why'd you dance and no
Locked his one shot. He's broken bro Tyler. He's nothing bro
Um, what's fucking dry ass chicken? I was gonna say
Tata what were you just saying?
Tank is good against lucky
You're gonna lock the lock
I'm gonna snap it's a lock
I'm not a blockade.
Yeah guys, we're doing too much.
Yo, Tyler, here's the thing.
I've been in Loser's Cube for two months.
So now basically,
Tyler,
Hey, Tyler,
do you know about the sling shot, Mephid?
Okay, but oh no, this could exist.
But I'm going to go up in the move.
I just want to say,
if you're going to go up in the move,
then why do you pick draw event?
Why don't we pick that guy then?
Okay, take crickets ready so
Nobody laughed I got crickets. I'm done man. Now. They're gonna do a joke. I'm muting your mic
You play a tank he's really bad at the tanks like Gallio
He's really good.
You know the sprites of Annie off the top of your head?
You're actually blocked for a holy fucking shit.
Annie.
It's a maximized effect.
That's not true.
Annie, everybody knows Annie when she's dealing damage around her.
Dante, just play Annie, you little shit stick.
And if you have it unlocked.
I actually pick.
I actually really pick.
Huh?
I also pick.
You're picking at the same time.
Dante, if you have Annie unlocked because you're
tall for the plastic, I'm not fighting him.
I'm not fighting him.
No.
What?
No.
Yo.
Come on.
Stop snitching, JD.
What the fuck?
What am I thinking?
What a big game.
What a big game.
But Tyler.
Really?
Tyler, this is what I was trying to say.
Bro, I've been in Loser's Cube for 65 days straight.
Listen, Tyler, I'm finally in Winner's Cube, so I'm going to slingshot to Gold 3 tonight.
That's how it works.
I'm going to slingshot to Gold 3.
Hey, champ, you got this buddy.
You can see it's a different game, buddy.
Keep it up, buddy.
A different game is different to character.
I mean, it's a different game.
you in solo. If they lock in Silas, it's game over by the way.
True, true. It's way too much AP. We banned Silas. No, we banned it. We banned it.
Oh, nice. Okay, we're good.
No, no, no. Guys, what did we go to in our holy shit? Guys, remember, if we call back
the two months ago, we couldn't win the last game for the long game.
We called it a last game, bro. Wonder what.
This is character progression if I've ever seen it, bro.
Yeah, I mean listen not having to play with hums minutes definitely helping us out a lot
You roll mid level one you're level one for
What is this co-co-co-sahore tag team in the car right now, can you guys relax guys who is there?
So is it is ignore? Yeah, yes wait might be. Oh my god
Wait, that's fine. No, you're good into that. Yes. I know but shouldn't I go?
non-ap
Don't stop saying lockage last warning it holy shit lock
I
The least confident lock and I've ever seen a fake
Like a month ago say
What a cat what on who pull budget I
Swear on the hums this life
There's no cool it is
Okay, I'm gonna ask you someone explain the difference between a P and a D
So, AD is ability power, right?
So it means that people that do damage with spells, mages, and then AD is attack damage.
So it's normally people that do physical damage mainly with other attacks.
Well, Warwick is kind of like a mix of both, but he is like full AD.
I guess noobs.
There's a new bracket that I'll play out of ADP.
If you're a newb, I'll stop your shit.
See the rank.
Who the fuck is Zaya?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Eww, platinum border, gold border?
Get them the fuck out of here.
No, X, aren't you Plat?
But I own your game.
I own my games.
I'm your dad-dad.
Say dad-dad.
No, X, the only thing you own, bro, is Shamrock Mouth Fight,
bro.
You are Plat in League.
Oh, god.
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother.
Those guys are 5's rank, though.
Just their 5's rank, right?
No.
No, it's just a little Q.
This is an absolute damage. It's gonna be a pure stomp. I cannot believe that he puts it in his bracket.
But that doesn't make any sense.
Blinem 1, Blinem 1, Blinem 1, Emerald 4.
Wait, but that doesn't make any sense because why would we play against Diamonds, win, and then get thrown against Plaths? Is this the time machine?
Moe is gonna get in our lanes, but what about Mid though? I think Mid loses here. Loki.
Okay guys, genuinely, I have an idea. We make XQC at the enemy Yasuo, and soon as the game starts,
Then they go for bad on camera. Whoever loses has to afk. If we do this and there's a gentleman's agreement
Then the auto win from the time the game starts is everyone in accordance
But what?
Okay, there's a sniper as Yikes
I'm a stream snake like are we dead I don't know
ugly skin chat ugly there's no way that we lose against oiled feet right who
I'll establish it and brah let's go see how it goes man yeah I'm getting baited I can feel
on the tip of my rod I'm gonna get fucking invaded nevermind
Jack what was my tread angle here like melee to pump shield and then the
Q or just Q shield and then Q again
I need to skew every time your mana flows up.
Everybody gonna spew like this?
Blank this knight, by the way.
You guys are crazy.
Bro, Pyro, drop the ego, bro.
Not everyone's a stream sniper.
Blank this knight.
Like that ping right there with what?
Exactly.
Can you explain that one?
It's like that. It lets you know I'm ready.
Okay.
Right here, I can still
For me it's like go in, go in, go in, go in, go in
Yes, I'm letting you know like right here
You can still fight, boom
You can still go, look, look, look
You didn't pay attention
That's why I gotta pay, look right here
I'm not going, you know what I'm not going here
Right here
You can still go Tyler
I'm not going there
We're in a great spot here
I mean to be honest with my head in the minions I want them to come once tomorrow and I'm not walking up
They do have a nice thing, they cheat us
I'm pretty good, I'm strong
Alright, you have a ward?
Can you go ward twice?
I don't want to leave the bush
Brother they know you in the bush
I know but look on Sony because I'm in this bush
We can't freeze anymore, it's too late
Can I try?
I could, it was a crash wave
are you getting here I'm fucking the show no no they have exhausted we can
look for a small guy let's I put them up and pop them out maybe we can
I
Outpaced that stupid dumbass
I have nothing there. I need to eat there. I don't know why I went to put up with you
I just thought it would be when you open it all and try it. It's no problem. It doesn't matter. It doesn't change anything
The items at least early mid game is like two or three for one for envision of gold on armor compared to AD
What the fuck are you yapping about?
Yo, this guy's talking about my skin.
It's mobile math.
It's mobile math.
And the fact that you don't know that is cringe.
You play the game, you don't know anything about this game.
You are not the rift.
I am the rift.
Ooh, cast it in.
Stop that Kraken Slayer.
Uh, yeah, Kraken Slayer in the infinity arch.
No, wait, I thought it's Kraken Slayer in the Omni in the infinity.
I
Think we're gonna kill the least of
What's your guys's favorite pizza
Pepperoni pepperoni cheese
Investigate this guy's PC
Hey, I'm not even a lot of homes. I'm low-key and I'm in agreement
Yes, mom the fuck out of you guys right now
Hey, the skin's blowing me off. I don't know. I don't know the animations of my W
I don't know when it's up. It's it's a shit fucking skin
The fact that it's a baby to be aware of skin is that in the bit of all the nation
I actually blame all of you guys in the chat. Fuck you guys
Shamrock is just gonna y'all put y'all put pineapple on your pizza. Well, I know
Dude pineapples incredible on pizza out to date with anything bro pineapple with ham bro. Oh my god
Your palace front
No, I'm not even trolling bro pineapple on pizza is fucking incredible cat. I swear it is
No homes come on bro
Disgusting where are you from in New York?
Brooklyn ice up nobody here eats pineapple
Bro, isn't New York like no grabbing like the best pizza. I'm really bad
We just got a lot right here. J.C. asked me where block I'm from
What block that's us. Oh block
Yeah, but I thought it was a monkey, oh no.
He's baked all.
Wait, can I look dracier or no?
You can look for a dive, you can look for a dive bot.
You want a dive bot?
That's selfish, you're such a selfish fucking bot lane player.
No, but it's good, it's good for the game.
You can farm, no, don't fuck yourself.
You kill on me, kill on me.
You don't trust me, I swear we could dive him.
No, no, I don't trust anyone on this game.
I'm the main character.
Nice.
I have to make sure I don't mess with my gank.
X is dead again guys. What are we gonna do about our top lane?
No, I'm gonna get the fuck out.
Maybe don't auto AFK push the wave a couple times.
I think I'll be probably good.
I think we throw a Q here and there.
Of course! RiotGate was the new champion. Wow!
Buy our champion! $10, $15!
He jumps, invases, double dashes, TP's!
Like it's so cringy.
The problem going on in the top lane right now
That's why I was crashing the way so I can poke them under the turret she know about that 200 years of development
might actually be pretty decent man i'm not gonna lie thank you can't make it
no i won't tell his t-bar see what with me i am going mid to bot bro
the way he's pushing back to okay wait a minute okay dot-taz
oh no i i i need to go again i really play caps it's it's i needed too badly
white flash uh because i just let my dick hang guys i let my dick hang it's too big of a
It's too big of a of a of a of a must it cut the image in half
And not you
More people they can't walk up here
Jinx see whenever you want we could dive that bottle in perma all right. All right, Poppy
I'm gonna start dragging up probably gonna wait. I just want everyone right now. You can do whatever you want the box
I yeah, you have full prior. Yeah, good rock. It cannot play
I'm actually a fucking go to Draven. I'm not gonna lie. Yo, I'm just fucking good Chad that ass
Yeah, but Jynx, so if I told you Hunz is only the second best Draven in this call.
It's still one of the best.
Aura, Aura, Aura.
Well, I actually just got here.
Oh wait, Hunz got shut down.
He's back on his own.
I can't play this guy.
Tyler, Tyler, you can't really play this guy.
Every play you make in my body, you play that like I do.
Bro, let me take your heart.
If you were a zombie apocalypse, you're dead within the first hour.
Now, not a zombie.
First one gone. I swear to God.
I
Know no, no, I I older dog here guys this is the issue happening right now. I over the air
This is so embarrassing, I don't know what to do.
I swear, I've never been in my life.
I've been hoppy, bro.
Are we recording about a matter of what?
Brother, I trolled every game, no shit, man.
I altered the air.
Fuck, he hasn't uploaded any of me.
And you know what?
You know what?
If you're not here at my work, don't be there at my best.
Fuck you!
I will put my head down.
I'm going to grind the planet.
And when I come back, I'm going to be solo-dolo.
I'm on my own shit.
Last game XQC was being the motivational guy and now we're just dogging on him bro. Can we
Last time
I see a pile here, and instead of looking grubs, look for an invade on his wrappers, maybe get a summer.
Or would you do some more of this for his wrappers?
I see his wrappers up, you can invade, you see?
Got it, that's smart.
Nah, I win that. I mean, I absolutely win that, 100%. It's just a fucking game.
Uh, at least miss.
You should have tea.
No, that's still enough.
Fight this with me, fight this with me, fight this with me.
Did he exhaust me there? I don't remember.
I don't remember. I'll chat.
Chad, did she change the sauce?
I don't remember, I don't know.
Okay, okay, hold on a minute, bro.
I'll show you how to land.
You genuinely win.
I'm not kidding.
Are you showing me this?
Yeah, he does.
Oh!
Don't do my farm, but it's okay.
I'm too delighted I'm back.
What do I buy?
What do I buy?
Wait, another one!
I thought I won that, motherfucker!
I thought I won that!
No!
They left with one HP!
Coming up
Even come you killer there. Yeah, Omni or gladness freeze done this
That's all right place over still bad. I always not up yet. If you get the time we still win
We get the time doesn't matter
Can you reach it or no?
I
It's a yes or slow ball happens this guy's happy because it's the first time it's the first time is dead guys
No, I'm really happy. He's a very happy myself. This guy's dog shit. I think he has a negative win rates
Can't play we have kidding up. I am a little it doesn't matter
You guys
I'm thinking pushing the wall. They're not fighting
X
Yeah
We're back towards you
Oh
I would be
No R, no Zawson.
I don't give a shit, it's fine.
I'm not just not about it.
Fucking pussy.
You know.
Hey, get it on me!
Bro, look at my HP.
I should wait, Boki.
I'll try to kill him.
What is his ability?
I was feeling it.
Let me go mid or top.
I need some questions. I don't have some questions.
Yeah, no shit. Shut up.
Yo, can I look drag?
At the bottom now?
Go Bud, you're at 11.40, you're fine, you got this.
That's fair.
Talor, could you help me?
Is it less if I go somewhere else?
Yeah, like if you go Bud, you make less progression,
but because you're so close, it doesn't matter if you make less.
Like you're gonna be okay.
Let's fight the red, actually, guys.
That's fun.
Yeah, I'll crush.
AD, AP, AP.
Fight the red buff?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not fighting them.
I need to get on this.
That comes to Talor?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hit the dragon first.
One more.
Turn it's huge.
You keep it for driven.
Just push.
Let's push.
Oh, you watch me.
Take this.
This is for you.
This is for you, bro.
Take it.
Hey, hey, hey.
This is for you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
All right, Hamza, I'm with you.
Take everything.
This is all yours, bro.
This is all yours.
Thank you, bro.
You have to fight when your violiners have advice
when you're up for an date.
OK, got it.
Now we can play for topside.
And we just take it to the topside.
We just play for topside.
We can look for objectives here.
Your log clears me, right?
Hard?
He might be a he might be talking to those buddies right he's right he's right
I have lock it I have lock it I have lock it
Tyler whatever you do do not say any letters or words after lock
even if you're saying the word lock it excuse me he's gonna cry
Yeah I almost I I you were one letter off of it
Yo I'm on the rip chat here
Good yeah that's good you take it
I come soon
Locker like I hate that shit. It's just it bothers no feels good to be
Currently watching with my senile grandma and she thinks you're so few welcome jungle, maybe yeah
What do you guys want the rip girl? What a top wait? I'm on that ass
Yeah, get a picillin
Yeah, what do I do with this?
This is our enemy side. What the fuck?
I just saw just all the radians in the area.
Some in crime.
Alright get him, get him. Nice.
Get him!
Take the wave now. And the next one too.
And then get the turret. Get all this fucking resources for you, Jiddy.
Get it.
Let's get this bush. They're not gonna walk like ever.
We can find him.
But I'm confused. Where's my fucking kill ad motherfucker?
Yeah, my knight took it.
My night ticket, but that's okay because you got the wave now get the turn to what the fuck
As long as you didn't intentionally chaos
I got a Scott that is someone to go
Who is broken what the fuck I like that CC chain baby?
I
Get a rip tarot top I apologize in advance. Okay, the word is yeah, ah
Be a big H in the bot lane
Okay
We talk about league players big H games call me
haha
His uh, whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah, if you need names I'll do that that was one of them
But I'm gonna be a new one
68 months
By the way, I'm gonna start getting the items going it's gonna be over for this blocky guy one shot me
I'm gonna shot me
But you died again. Holy shit. You're 272
Wait, okay, you need to calm down actually.
I'm gonna have my tennis player to relax you.
You know who the categories are.
You going in here?
Come on, that's all you've done, that's...
I have only 21.
I'm gonna work for poppy.
I need to buy this first.
Nice dog, dog.
Why does he have so much shit?
Nice fucking dog.
That's my chup.
You're not...
That's four times, four times, four times, four times.
Oh my god.
I'm not gonna come play with the squad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here, I'm here.
You are an ex-go-peak player.
How are you performing worse than the guy who started one game ago?
Oh my god!
There we go!
You leave a laning phase in the laning phase and you move on and you perform regardless.
If we fight on this blue buff or no?
It's free, it's free.
Jinx, we're back.
Here we go blue buff, blue buff, reset, then you're going to go crab dragon.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Oh, man.
Not bad, not, yo, not too shabby, pal.
I'm huge I'm getting huge yeah
usually in moments like these you should
try to look for like forcing fights
that are always fighting instead of your
canceling his camp so you guys are so
so you guys are having a new bad yeah
it's all see tell us what all see is
what is all see objective lanes
counter-jungling and then why is your jungle is uh good yeah all see is good
we're at the stage of their jungle wait guys I smite it on a crab I'm piece of
shit I forgot here that's right here
guys yeah yeah yeah this locks that on my tree I'm here I might need a ward
I
I
Think this is a spot
There's a lot of gold I think he mobs me. I mean I don't want to go there
Why no he's not gonna go there
You are a low rated mid-blend of it. I know you don't know him
The guy will not go there. He's gonna camp the bush and steal the camp.
The guy will not go there.
It's really bad. It's really bad.
Kite, kite, kite, kite, kite!
Uh oh. Oh my god. Top lane.
That was huge.
Bro, why didn't we go Baron guys? What the fiddles thing?
The problem with that is it's a long walk for us top lane,
and it's actually pretty boring.
We're running to buy
So because you've got board, Tyler, we gave away three shutdowns?
Come on, that's not the big talk
No, we're not the player
No, no, no, no, the big talk at TI, no, man
Fine
No, no, no, hey, hey, Jynxie
That's not the big talk at TI, you know
But the big talk at TI, we all know
Yo, guys, we're 30 kills up
But I'm not having fun
Let's set that
You'll be 30 kills up
He'll die once
He'll just say, alright, I'm bored
You remember the one corki clip?
You remember the one corki clip?
Oh, I remember that!
Wait, how are we going to do that?
You can see us, Tyler, what the corki clip is.
Tyler, what is the corki clip, man?
Wait, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Red Bull Baron Powerplay!
I thought it hasn't been 15 years?
No, guys, before the Red Bull Baron Powerplay, can we have...
I got the pagoda scuttlecrab.
Pagoda!
She have a bow. She have a bow.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is a pagoda?
What was the pagoda baby?
It's a...
It's a...
It's an egg roll.
Guys, I have an uber and a squaggle flying in.
X, DP!
X!
DP!
DP!
I don't have...
I don't have ult, so I'll hold the medium back real quick.
I can tell you, you think that's a DP.
It's DP!
X!
Nevermind.
I'm ready.
I have to figure out the button to hold up.
this up in 20 just wait on my ult we win the game x group mid now
me we should be all hot here
flash is coming up too everybody mid lane
x x
come mid
tb mid
now
you guys want to end the game here
tb tb tb tb tb i should be i should be
we can end we can end
we kill the yasuo focus yasuo
care care for fight care for fight
you have to focus yasuo
i don't know i don't know i don't know
oh 15
oh 15
I went in.
Okay.
Six years.
I have an ignite ticking on Syop.
You should know that this is not going well.
Old and blind.
Old and blind.
There we go, that's better.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Okay, let's go.
It's my fault.
No!
No!
Not bad!
That's all I expected.
Oh my god, I was close
I threw a rocket
I was tanking the tower for you man.
TP!
He's TP!
Move away from the minions!
Move away from the minions, away from the minions, I see minions.
Stop X-Ax, turn this, turn this!
No we can't, no we can't, no we can't.
God fucking damn it X.
I'm gone.
Yep.
All dead.
Charged on three, Charged on three.
Wait, why did he...
I was out and got a concept.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm on a lost state. I'm just saying.
I can't even look drag because my pig is on there.
What the fuck?
Come, come, come, come, come, come.
Froze and all the renderings.
You're actually right here.
Hey, you want to come to me?
They have no...
I don't think you can just be...
because you're doing this to be like a bitch ass.
I can't...
You fucking unemployed bum bitch.
BITCH!
DEMORSE!
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah, Tyler!
Thank you to my dad!
Thank you, bro! Thank you so much!
God fucking damn it!
It's pathetic excuse for challenges, bro.
You like this joke!
He's really left you, by the way.
He could have slung it, by the way.
He's playing for his KDA.
He left you to die, I swear.
Papa John's or Domino's talk to me bro.
Oh.
Domino's way so good looking.
I think I've never had Papa John's.
We don't really have that.
It's kind of whatever.
It's like whatever.
Well, Dono's better for a fact.
I'm so fussed.
Really?
Yeah.
But Yasuo said in all chat Papa John's.
No, no, no, no, no.
Everybody bop like.
Oh, so Drew Levin literally beamed this guy out of the sky.
Yo, Butler, Butler, Butler.
What is X doing?
do well and I don't know any more days
that way you do back in the days
I'm huge
we just got a dribble
I might just fly middle
wait this could be my pants I'm not even getting
should I get the mo for you? I could get the mo for you just you just kill them okay
talk to me properly
we'll try that out okay I'll get them low you just hit them
I'll play more aggressive here. Okay, I'll beat myself
Good
Don't overgrip the diving
That base race
What the fuck is that?
Not bad, not bad.
I'm not gonna lie, Tyler's reaction was the same there.
Yeah, I'm good.
I saw that.
I saw that.
That's pretty bad.
That's how it goes, man.
I don't think I've ever even saw my old thought.
Wait, what?
That's a good old accident.
It was as you can guess it.
I held three of them back for a long time.
Who did you ask?
Who did you ask?
Who did you ask?
Literally all of them.
I can force that one glass.
Wait, Humph, you let go.
You let's go. Oh my god.
Don't find him. Don't find him.
Do the best.
Don't find him.
Don't find him.
Don't look at Tyler.
Tyler got paid for anything.
What the fuck?
He's lying.
Oh no.
Shit.
Tyler said he's coming.
I saw him there.
Listen. Listen.
Watch this together.
The flip of the 40 package down the mid lane.
Don't wait just kidding.
Don't wait just kidding.
Why did your raptors come mid lane, brother?
X, get the fuck over here.
Are you five?
I need to challenge all my jungler, man.
The security just subject to.
I just want to look over the raptors as I'm five.
Yo, Talos, don't want to die, Talos, don't want to die.
I see it's a 45, guys.
I can flash all in if you want me to.
That is fair.
gravely disappointed bro hey hey until papa came in and yes I'm sorry I'm
like guys great let's go hey it was a goddamn pleasure well done good
Good climb, good climb.
It was a god damn pleasure.
Have a good one, guys.
Good luck in your climb, good luck, good luck.
Good luck, guys.
Chet, what happens after five games?
Do you actually get placed,
or is it just like fake placements, like always?
I just have to leave the call.
Oh, all right, so.
You gotta leave, guys.
What white you say here, huh?
All right.
Yeah, Chet, explain.
my son there's a lot like down with that would go hard
i'm trying to get around it
and uh...
yeah
yes of course what though
can i get a welcome to the jungle
well thank you but chest
the six-plus already
got you shots right here got you shots right here
oh yeah we're good we got prime shots of that thing dude
oh yeah baby oh that's fucking sweet good shit dude nice job on the engineer dude
so good high xqcu very much so today xqc l
play no one hit twice to your right folksy to your right behind you in that little corner
I'm not gonna die.
You're bad.
Maybe later.
You guys love that?
The game is actually kinda dank.
You should see that belt up there.
I'm gonna do it in the sand.
I'm not lagging.
Oh, it's the fucking client, isn't it?
I don't know why, but other bodies are bugged.
Yeah, they're all standing up straight.
Like.
It's kind of falling down.
They're like, you know, they're like...
Like.
the fucking client in it
like
like
why is this such a virus
like why is League and Riot games like this such a fucking virus
Let's look at the performances now. Let's look at it.
Yep, all fixed.
All fixed.
Like, is that insane?
How a client of a game that does nothing
lags my PC more than opening three games at once?
Like, what the fuck are they doing over there, man?
Dude, I swear it's always closed room.
Um...
Yeah, fucking assholes
Every time, dude
So do I play or not?
It's good, it's blocking the
Oh, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
You just say there's six, oh, there's six, nine
Players go like
Oh, we'll play better than
Oh, let me go to the right side, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a
So, we should actually go to the left side
I'm gonna get good by an accident
I think you're missing the point of what I'm saying
Just keep killing them
Oh, I killed a lot of Don't Shoot players and I got called many slurs and told to kill myself many a times.
No, I'm still here.
Wabbe!
But one of the main precedent issues is that
It was so fast to get into the air. What is this lag dude?
Like I'm telling you chat
League of fucks my PC
Okay, now what is now watch this vanguard off watch this
Wait
Chat I'm still lagging
Yeah, they say they're setting, or like, if you get close to them.
Well, it'd be his ad blog doing that shit.
Yeah, it's happening to me, though.
It's gonna hurt us not to set the chances of moving towards us.
How long?
End the puzzle on Riot Games.
Hold on a second, it doesn't happen to me.
I don't think it's here anymore.
It's been a while, I've just tried to, like, fucking punch with a pistol.
Yeah, I just tried to punch him.
Shit, it's not here anymore, is it?
Further?
Yeah.
What?
One of the five children.
What was that?
Are they racing?
Well, what?
Oh, yeah.
They want to invest in the game.
Actually, I can't tell.
But they're getting closer to us than they were before.
Okay.
Yeah, there's nothing in my game today.
Did you done repairing?
It's just like, for some reason, there's an open exploit,
at least, you're keyed by showing test manager.
Wait, how?
I would give it a little bit of a little reactivity.
Wait, seriously?
At least you're keyed by showing that?
How?
Probably when it's fully open, right?
So I'm guessing it's whenever the program is fully open
and you can see all the way to the numbers,
that these small numbers will leak it. That sounds insane.
Anyway.
Any cool videos you can watch?
Oh, look, I'm just looking at... I love your portfolios.
I'm trying to get to my own country and do all people made it harder for me to get to my own country.
A belligerent man on an international flight about to take off
is continually starting arguments with everyone on the plane.
I don't like drama, but it's cool.
I don't like drama.
I don't like drama.
While officers hurry to the plane, the captain confronts the suspect to kick him off, but he doesn't back down.
I don't want to get off. See how it is? See how it works.
You see how it works?
I know how it works.
Yeah, yeah. So that's how it works. That's how it works.
You show me this much hate against one individual human.
I will universally, currently, mess you up.
Jack.
Jack.
Post-9-11, Jack.
Going on a plane and doing all this shit is
insane.
Like, that's how you
are not allowed to fly on any
vehicle for the rest of your life.
Like...
Do you have a bag you want to throw
for anything?
Don't talk to me with
two individuals.
I'm gonna fucking take a kayak home.
You know what, it's all about teaming up, you see how most of the people are wifey here?
I'm trying to get to my home country, and you all people made it hard for me to get to my home country.
Another passenger who's sick of the man as well as a flight attendant now approach him to attempt to get him off the plane.
the plane.
All right, John, I'm going to go to the police.
I think that is a matter of...
Now here we go!
Okay!
3, 1, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Now, now, now!
Now!
You got it, cuz!
You got it!
Alright, alright, that's...
Now put your hands down!
And don't touch anybody!
Put your hands down!
The VLJ, at that point,
was at least the head look or not,
this just hurts.
Like, but at least bring all the Ford to your face, like it just hurts and doesn't matter.
Turn around and walk!
Turn around and walk!
Turn around and walk!
Walk!
Come on! Walk!
Walk!
Let's go!
Walk!
Walk!
Walk!
Walk!
Chat.
If a civilian gets kicked off by a civilian,
okay,
Do they still have to be playing the plane?
I mean, technically, it's gonna be a max win.
As they get him off onto the jet bridge.
Do you think they're playing the race?
That's all of them, yeah.
All right, I'm gonna get a little bit of a save.
You're saying they're playing?
Good.
We need some here, so just come here.
Why don't we work that out, all right, my man?
It's gotta be the water.
I'm gonna kill that.
It'll be legal, sir, for legal, for legal, all right.
All right.
stand up.
We'll all be back in a minute.
Let's go. Make way, make way.
For an innocent or a civilian.
I'll remember this.
Hi, I heard we can step off.
Step off.
What exactly happened?
So we're standing here,
and we're yelling on the jet board.
We can't step off.
I just said drunkard.
He's young and some ladies.
Well, a lot comes on.
Don't get out of the way.
Get out of the way.
Move.
Put your shoe on.
And use the wall.
Spread your feet.
I'm on a public defender right now.
I'm on a public defender right now.
Jack, do you really want that?
I don't think you really want that.
I don't dance like you mean it like that.
So how do you know him?
He's my son.
Okay.
Do you know what was going on with him?
Do you know why he was so angry?
I have no idea.
Were you on the plane with him or not?
I was with him.
All the way. So can you tell me what happened?
He went inside, somehow on the back, something, he talked about it.
Talked about what?
How can I say?
Maybe something great, racism or something.
Directed toward him?
Something like that we must have heard about it and then he just got into argument.
And then he went inside and then again he got into argument with somebody on the same issue and then...
Were you with him when this happened?
OK.
OK.
Got steaks in the way.
You resist, man.
It's going to get worse.
I'm not even resisting, man.
This is my fifth idea.
You know that, right?
I told him I would love to.
And now this is what your airport does.
I'm taking you to the Supreme Court.
Put them in all cops in the Supreme Court.
They saw us.
They saw us.
I'm going to stop them.
That's not happening.
More.
More.
Afraid.
Afraid.
That's why I didn't think this guy was living.
Yeah, that's what we're talking about.
And he walked away from his death.
He went up the...
It was the way he said it.
He was just a bit of an actor.
He's not well.
Yeah.
So now...
I don't know how to get past the people.
Right, let's walk nicely, okay?
I thought it was a three to one speech.
A three to one speech.
Come through here.
Do you have a few drinks?
Well, yeah, that's the one.
Yeah, he made it all the way back to the street.
He got it all the way back to the street.
I got back there.
Once I got back there, people were always so comfortable.
It was the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Yeah.
Yeah, those are private.
If you're in a city that doesn't apply, is it?
He was yelling in person.
He stood in that area for about two weeks.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
People with skin like me, you're left there as well.
It isn't the bad man.
If you're on a plane and you go,
bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
Like, yeah, if you remember the speech there,
you can tell if you want to,
but they can get you the fuck out,
and they will do that.
I mean...
Like...
I don't know what you're saying, man.
You're saying the same thing.
It's a mistake. It's a Florida. It's a thing for the...
So it's a finish bit of that play, right?
Right. Right.
And also, USA naturalized citizens...
And will you have that one? Will you have that one?
Will you say, are you living California or...
No, no, no, the address, the address that's Florida.
We're the right one. We're the right one.
How's that threaten?
It's like you got it wrong.
You're the bigger guy.
So he came out largely?
He is bringing the rest of right now for battery because he did strike somebody in here.
They're taking his stuff off the plane and they're going to put it in baggage here, okay,
at the airport here.
So when he gets out of jail, he can come get his stuff at the baggage office if it's
open, because I understand this is an international flight.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Do you have a driver's license?
Thank you for clearing that up.
It's good to know a little bit more of the story.
But he didn't hit the person first.
The person that she pushed him first.
Well, they asked him to leave.
They asked him to leave numerous times on the phone.
He was yelling and screaming.
And he didn't want to leave.
And they asked the captain of the gentleman on the jeep
who had gone on and asked him to leave as well.
He wouldn't leave, so they had to escort him on.
And that's when it got to his career.
I didn't pass him to the picking first.
I got hit by one of those, one of those air guests
of the airplane basically the guy that got arrested who said they were just taking them
based off the words he was getting loud and he sat down and he was sitting on the
bed and he was sitting on the bed four times yeah
all right check his feet first yeah make sure there's nothing in the soft
pull off your off shoes take your shoes off
take your shoes off yeah i will if you let it go
You're a drug machine.
You're a liar.
I just like that.
Shoot back on.
Are you still flying?
I hope to see what happens to him.
He's going to jail.
You could try to bail him out.
Post bonds.
You could call a bondsman.
Bail bondsman, you know how that works?
You know how that works?
How bail bondsman?
He's going to go to jail.
He has to bond out of jail if he wants to get it.
He has to pay money to make sure that he
goes to court.
I'll put this in here.
He can post his own bond and you can do it for him.
So I'm going to be putting your statements in the report,
but we are going to need you to still fill something out.
I'll email it to you guys.
Right now, to get the report and to see the parties,
we can go by just what you said about body cam.
But eventually, to bring the support,
we're going to need you to fill it out before.
So I'm going to email it to all of the guys.
So let your other worker know, and then the gentleman too.
OK?
It's a blizzard all caught.
Right.
That's my ticket too.
I'm not doing that. Take it back to me.
I had a flight ticket to my wife.
No, no, no, no.
Turn around.
Now, boys, just watch your head.
Check.
This suspect, Shale, was charged with two counts of battery
and disorderly intoxication.
He forfeited his flight to Philadelphia,
which typically averages $300 per seat.
And he is presumed innocent unless proven guilty
in a court of law.
After a few hours of delay due to the suspect,
Shale, the flight eventually did proceed without him
and his father.
And everyone on that flight should count themselves
is lucky that he didn't wait to act like a child until after they got up in the air because when
cabin pressure increases as the plane elevation increases it can cause a drunk person to feel
much more impaired than they would have thought. That is correct though. Nature and constant
confrontation would have been elevated even more and would have forced the plane to land.
According to an analysis of air rage incidents by Science Direct 55.7 of them included alcohol
consumption over half of incidents like this involving alcohol is no coincidence. But the
next time you plan on taking a vacation maybe save the fun for after you get to your destination
Or still drinking alcohol if you're a fuckhead when you drink because you're a bitch ass if your brain is
Dumb and you just go Dumbo mode when you drink then don't drink anymore
Yeah
Anyway
Oh, I'm gonna hit the mic right there, I don't know, we could give it a shot.
Hold me a 15-word, uh, okay, that ain't that... My book is pretty good.
Yo, my book, it kinda... kinda... kinda... kinda goes hard.
I don't know if you want it.
Ew.
Ew.
The internet's deadliest video.
The what?
It appeared totally innocent.
In a small room somewhere in the Kohestan region of Pakistan, 4 women sat on the floor,
clapping their hands and singing a traditional co-istani song.
With them were two men, one scene dancing beside them, and another scene recording the
moment on a grainy video taken on his old cell phone.
The footage captured the impromptu after-party of a wedding that the women and men had separately
attended earlier that day, an event that transpired sometime in May 2010.
Shortly after this recording ended, the group dispersed, and each person returned
to their respective homes, where the celebration eventually became a distant memory, their
lives continuing on as if it had never even happened, at least for a time.
Approximately two years later, the whereabouts and safety of every individual shown in this
video would be called into question, following a disturbing admission from a co-istani local,
an admission that began a multi-long year search for answers to a conspiracy that
traced back.
At the very moment this recording began, a moment that may have ultimately sealed the
fate of nine individuals in what has since become known as the 2012 Co-Aston Video Incident.
Incident?
Chat, chat, chat.
Anything with the word incident is ominous, author-rip.
I'd be willing to bet that many of you have a massive to-do list that only seems to be
going to be-
Do I-
Go visit-
Jack?
What's that?
I bought three of them?
No, 35-
On June 4th, 2012, a press conference was held in the city of Abadabad, Pakistan.
The speaker, a man named Afzal Kohestani, made the long track for Miss Homan Kohestan
high in the mountains to spread the word of a horrific incident that had occurred
in the previous days.
And he didn't just have a story to tell, but he also had a video to share.
With him was that grainy cell phone recording taken two years earlier, showing the group
of four women and two men dancing after a local wedding ceremony.
And while the footage itself was far from alarming, it was the context that Afzal
gave it, it would eventually capture the world's attention. As according to the man, each of
the women shown within this video had suffered a terrible fate and it was all due to the existence
of the footage itself. For years the video had been lost on one of the men's phones,
buried in a sea of other media and destined to be seen only by his eyes. But fate had
different plans, as for unknown reasons in May of 2012, that footage leaked online.
Okay, it went unnoticed by most of the world as an all honesty the video itself just isn't that interesting
Yeah, but in Coa stone where it was filmed it went completely viral
What we shared from villager to villager until practically the entire region
Okay, would the be somebody had had to link somebody probably propagate the link
There's no way somebody found it and then I mean, I don't believe that and that Jack would you're talking about a
Astronomical point of discussion for most as for locals of that area this video was far
from normal. In fact, for many, it actually depicted evidence of a crime.
Coestown is a region bound by its traditions. For centuries, they've tried to preserve
their culture and way of life. So much so that any breaches of said traditions are taken
so seriously that they're viewed as legal matters. And in this footage, the woman
could be seen breaking seven. For starters, women in Coestown are not allowed to congregate
with men from outside of their families.
Doing so is blatantly illegal.
And in this video, the women and men have no relation.
Chet, what is wrong with you?
On top of that, they're also from different villages,
which is another infraction.
But perhaps the biggest crime committed in this clip
was that the women were clapping and singing
in the presence of these men,
despite the area having strength
against dancing with members of the opposite sex.
As a result, when this footage was passed around,
it was actually viewed as evidence
of crimes committed against co-istani tradition.
and it was taken very seriously.
Okay.
Now, despite being part of Pakistan and falling under its laws,
Kostan is unique in the sense that geographically it's next to impossible to effectively govern.
It's nestled in the intersection of three major mountain regions,
making accessing it very difficult,
and enforcing the country's laws next to impossible,
as the area practically lives in its own isolation.
Instead, the region is composed of largely self-governing villages
who have their own sets of rules that they play by,
crime is alleged they'll hold something called a jerga which is
essentially a tribal council comprised of village elders who determine if the
party or parties are guilty and what their punishment should be and often
times these punishments will be most harsh when the crimes committed go
against their tradition and this video allegedly did just that and so soon
after its release a jerga was held and discussions about what should be done
to these women began. The story that Afsel was sharing so far was one that
wouldn't have been shocking to many as this had just become protocol from
villages like Coaston. But what was shocking was the punishment that these
women allegedly received.
Chat, according to Afso, I don't want to say it seemed weird. I feel like
somebody might have seen the footage or somebody might have seen it and
they uploaded it or they or or they were propagated. I just don't see a
world where such a small part of town and how many people I had internet over there
whatever right are like passing this video because they just saw it it doesn't
seem once the footage was made public along with one other girl who wasn't
pictured but had allegedly helped coordinate this gathering had been
rounded up and thrown inside a small room about the size of a things spread
fast and I understand it but the initial hit the initial one person
a video. Check. I could go in there next for fucking a thousand hours. Back to back. And
I might not even see a video from somebody that's nearby here.
Closet. That served as a makeshift prison. And inside, each day was misery. Every morning
the door would be opened and each woman would be doused with boiling water, causing
their skin to bubble and blister. At night, the door would open again and this time
the women would be covered in burning hot embers and coal from a day's fire. They
They were tortured in unimaginable ways until finally on May 30th, 2012, when at two in
the morning the juror gave the final verdict that all of the women should be executed.
The door opened one final time that morning at 2 a.m. and one by one the women were
woken up, restrained, and their throats were cut.
This was an appalling claim by Afzal.
If true, what they did to these women was not only outrageously extreme considering
the crime, but also very illegal.
The Sturgers didn't have the right to sentence someone to death.
And because of this, those watching the press conference were left horrified.
I didn't do it, and we won't let these guys get involved in this.
For this, they have...
Shut up.
One more pause.
A last pause.
Amazing.
I'm getting that the governments around don't like to deal with this or get...unless
something big happens like that right and then they would it would interject if
something like that aren't necessarily happening in Pakistan especially in
remote villages but this level of sadism was unimaginable and all for a blatantly
harmless gathering and yet Afso claimed that not only had no one in co-est on
opposed the Jurgers shocking decision but even the family members of these
women supported it and they supported it so much so that they were the ones
who carried out the torture and the eventual killings. Their fathers, uncles, brothers,
all partook in scalding them with water, burying them with embers, and cutting their throats.
And no one tried to stop it. Except for Afso. He had caught wind of the girl's torture
while it was happening, and actively tried to intervene by alerting co-ist on the journalists
to win this failed and not let her die.
Oh, I get it. It's like something like it brings shame to the family. And if
the members don't do it and they live with shame they get they get shamed or
something like that. The executions he left the region to alert the government
of Pakistan and the rest of the world to the atrocity that had happened in
Kohestan. But for Afzal this wasn't just about avenging the deaths of these
girls as he had another very important reason for speaking out. As shown in
this footage were Afzal's two brothers whose involvement he claimed had also
led to them receiving death sentences. With both brothers going into hiding
in order to avoid being killed.
This press conference was essentially Afzal's way of trying to save his brothers,
as he knew that they could be found and killed at any moment, spurring Afzal to act,
even at the risk of his own safety, as locals had caught wind of his previous attempts to speak
with journalists in a response that same juror that had sentenced these women to death
had sent an angry mob of 40 to 50 men to Afzal's home in order to silence him,
likely not wanting news of their illegal sentencing to leave the region,
and after giving the speech, Afsul knew that that group was only going to become more angry.
Based on Afsul's testimony, the existence of this video had caused the torture and deaths of five
women dead at the hands of a radical jerga and the victim's own family, who are now coming after
Afsul and his two brothers. As if this footage had just been kept on that man's phone,
no one would have even known that this meeting had ever took place, and therefore none of this
would be happening. It's an almost fantastical story, which begs the question, was any of
it actually true?
Uh, huh?
Women in Pakistan's cohabitant were actually singing and dancing with men at a wedding party
that killed after the travel Jirga committee of elders bledded their execution.
Afzal's story immediately made the front page news in Pakistan, but it wasn't without
its controversy. At the end of the day, a story is all it was. He had no semblance
have proved to back up his claims. In fact, Afsel himself never actually witnessed the crimes that
he spoke of. He had simply been told about them by others who had, leading the public perception
to his story mixed. Within hours of his press conference, Milana Javid, the leader of the
juror that Afsel was trying to expose, came forward to publicly disavow the allegations,
saying that Afsel had made up this entire story in an attempt to get political asylum to the
United States for both him and his brothers, and that the women in this video were completely
fine, living their lives as normal in Kovestan. Both sides made their claims, but both sides
offered no evidence. Okay. Turn the story into a console. That means that if somebody were to do
this exact thing, then they'd be chill with it. So they asked, you know, if this happened today,
in exact scenario, would you be chill with it? And he would say, what? Using case of he said,
they said, luckily, though, the government of Pakistan had the perfect idea to get to the
bottom of it. And so they reached out to Milana Javee and told him that if the girls were alive
like he claimed, then he must bring them to the courtroom in Abadabad as proof.
It was a great idea, in theory, but ultimately, the Jirga hit back on this, claiming that
it would be dishonorable for these women to appear in court, as women in Kovestan aren't
even meant to leave their homes under most circumstances, let alone travel that far and
be shown in a public forum.
This is a matter of the people who are living in this country.
This is a matter of the people who are living in this country.
This is a matter of the people who are living in this country.
Kovestan is one of the most socially conservative areas on the planet.
It is a deeply patriarchal society, with women having severe restrictions on all aspects of their lives,
especially when it comes to social engagement.
Manil is the perfect out for the jergo.
And so the government came up with a different solution.
If the women couldn't travel to the courtroom, then they would travel to them.
And so they quickly got together a group of investigators and sent them up into the mountains to meet the girls there of themselves
and hopefully confirmed that they were in fact still alive.
Okay.
On June 6th, 2012, I looked-
But Jack, that means that the investigators would be from another village though.
And they would be...
You know, that would break the law.
Not a law, no?
realize that something was wrong. The village was practically deserted, and when they asked
one of the few remaining locals where everyone was, they were told that most villagers had
left the area due to the seasonal weather, including the women they were looking for,
who lived spread out and even higher into the mountains. A defined just two of them
would require a grueling four-hour hike. It was certainly suspicious to some degree,
but nevertheless, the team proceeded on that long walk, until they happened upon the
the first woman, Amina.
The woman before them appeared to have the same facial features, and was even wearing
the same exact outfit that Amina wore in the video.
On top of this, the other locals they spoke with would go on to confirm that she was the
Amina they were looking for.
Though proving this for certain was impossible, as the only information the investigators
had to go off of was her name and screenshots from this recording, and so all they could
do was document their findings and go on to meet the next girl.
Shaheen.
Shaheen's story is different from the others, as she was never actually shown in the footage.
Rather, she was a mean assister, whom Afso claimed helped facilitate the illegal gathering
that fateful night, and was therefore killed alongside the others for her involvement.
With the most disturbing part, being the fact that she was just 12 years old.
But that was Afso's story, and here, standing before the investigators, was a girl who
appeared to be the same age, claiming to be Shaheen, as did her parents and all
the other villagers they spoke with.
So given that her face never even appeared in the video, it was also impossible to verify
this.
After meeting Shaheen, the group was informed that the remaining women lived even further
away.
And reaching them before sundown wouldn't be possible.
Forcing the team to return to Abadabad, having only met two of the girls.
But so far, their findings were extremely promising.
Less than two weeks later on June 16th, the team would once again visit Coastar,
this time armed with cameras to document their findings.
There would be two more of the women serene John and begum John
Serene John seemed to be a match with her family and neighbors attesting to her identity
Though it was noted that she was incredibly nervous and refused to speak unless her parents
No, no, no, I just like also for John with their meeting was actually captured on camera
It was evident how nervous she was. She could hardly even force a smile, and didn't speak
a single word. But despite this, everyone reassured the investigators that this was
Begum John, and given how isolated the lives of co-istani women are, perhaps her nerves
were understandable. This left only the fifth alleged victim,
Beziga. Though she was nowhere to be seen that day, as she had supposedly fallen ill and
was unable to come down from her home, which was even more remote than the team had gone
thus far. With investigators, they had already all but confirmed that four of the women
who Afso claimed to have been murdered were still very much alive, with there being
no evidence whatsoever that any executions had taken place, leaving the team with
no real reason to believe any of his story. And so days after their second trip to
The Co-Aston video case was closed.
It was a swift end to such an alarming story.
It's after just a few weeks in the eyes of the public and the government.
The stories told about this video were deemed to be lies, and Afsul was the liar.
But why?
Everyone was so quick to agree with this conclusion.
There were obvious flaws in this fact-finding mission, the most glaring of which being that
all the investigators had to go off of were blurry screenshots and some names.
In fact, Dr. Fazzana Bari, one of the investigators sent to Kovestan who actually met with these
women, would later go on to publicly state that she was unsatisfied with their findings.
As though the women they met looked similar to those in the video, they weren't able to
conclusively prove that they were who they claimed to be, just given the resources available
to them.
But if these weren't the women in question, then who were they?
Why were they pretending to be them, and why was the entire village lying about it?
Well this spread the conspiracy theory that the women the investigators met with were
merely actors, coerced into pretending to be these women as part of a cover-up
to disprove Afso's story.
a cover-up that had to be so massive that the entire village was in on it.
Well, I mean...
It seems unlikely, but there was a vocal minority in Pakistan that truly believed this, including
Afzal himself, as in his mind he was certain that those women had been killed, and that
he and his brothers were next.
And so with a small group of supporters by his side, Afzal vowed to continue his
push for justice, and at the start of 2013 he would go to the courtroom in Abadabadi
It's not much coordination, the existence of honor or killings even exists, right?
I mean, you can see how a few families could corroborate on this, I think it's plausible for sure.
She had the Coast on video case reopened, a decision that had sudden and direct consequences.
Days after Afso's court filing, he received a devastating phone call that his brothers
had been gunned down and murdered in cold blood.
But not the ones you might expect.
Afso was one of six siblings.
And at this point, two of his brothers were still in hiding, living their lives in a secret location.
But the other three, Sherwally, Shafasul and Rafaudin, were living their lives as usual, believing that they were safe as they had no involvement in this fight whatsoever.
However, they were sadly mistaken.
And on January 4th, 2013, while walking to their local mosque in Coaston, all three were
ambushed by a group of gunmen and met with a barrage of gunfire.
Seconds later, all three were dead.
Well, the murders were shocking, and made even more so when the culprits were revealed
as members of the Slain Woman's family, as well as the Jirga that had called for
their execution.
And their motive was simple.
This was revenge against Afso for sharing a story, and for filing that application
just days prior. And as the group's message wasn't clear enough, they would then surround
Afso's home and fire over 1,000 bullets into the structure. Luckily Afso had already moved
to a secret location on a fear of this very moment.
Look at what you're talking about. They're rudimentary. They don't have much. They've
got a thousand rounds of ammo to shoot from guns. These guns are getting used or breaking.
These repair maintenance, this is a lot of money.
But the incident left him forever shaken and forever devastated.
As in trying to save two of his brothers, his fight had now cost him three.
But there was at least one miniscule still aligning, even if it's cheap, oh my god, it's
just a bit of money.
A scene where the Jirga and the woman's family had now proven themselves to be murderous.
But this didn't necessarily prove that they were actually the ones who killed these women.
That was still just a theory, and a far out theory at that.
I mean in the eyes of the Pakistan government, these women couldn't have been killed,
as their investigators had literally met face to face with four of them.
This was the main challenge that Reuters journalist Catherine Harold ran into after picking up
the case.
She had been reporting on Pakistani honor killings around the time of Afzal's press
conference and found a story to be believable based on her research into treatment of
women in that region.
But for a story to be true, then she knew that meant that the women presented to
the investigative team couldn't have been who they claimed to be.
And so she took an image of Bigham John, the woman who looked particularly nervous
during the investigation, and Begum's official government ID photo, and sent them both off
to Digital Barrier...
Um...
What?
...a company specializing in facial recognition technology, and I expect to get the images
and determine if these two women were actually the same person.
And that jawline is sharp, it's like, I think he's got a mustache, I mean...
The comparison came back at just 17%, or in other words, they weren't a match.
This means that by all likelihood, this woman, the woman shown to the government as proof
that Begum John was alive, and who the entire village identified as Begum John, was in fact
an imposter.
See?
It's a revelation that shifted the entire case.
Suddenly this once far-off conspiracy theory was proven to be at least partially true,
And if someone had been impersonating Bigham John, then it was more than possible that the same had been done with all the other women.
And just like that, the-
Oh my god, the person that was the victim is person-
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Yo, yo, oh my-
John video conspiracy was in full effect.
The government of Pakistan, however, wasn't convinced by the findings.
In their minds, they had already investigated these claims, and they had little interest in reopening the case.
case, but Afzal persisted, and he continued doing anything he could to get this case a
wider audience and force the government to reinvestigate.
He did interviews on TV, and filed a motion.
I have a severe thing.
It's an incident.
It even ran for office in Coestown, but no matter how hard it tried, hardly any progress
was made until eventually years began to pass.
The agony of waiting was hell for Afzal.
some of the women's family members being thrown in prison for the murder of his brothers.
Many were still walking free, and as were all the members of that original jerga, meaning
that every day represented new risks to Afzal's life, new risks to his brothers' lives, and
new risks to the lives of the women in Khoistan.
Since the alleged executions of those five women, Afzal and his supporters had discovered
evidence of over 50 other honor killings that had taken place in that small village
over the course of just two years.
A shockingly high number of people considering how few people actually lived in that village.
With these honor killings being described as, as common as the common cold, every household
was being affected by them.
But no one dared speak about it.
They were all too afraid.
The Jirga held all the power, and speaking out against them would be breaching the
tradition that they hold so dearly.
And as a result, despite all the other killings, Afso was still really the only one from
the region that had been talking with the press, and this was finally about to
pay off.
In 2016, Afzal was featured on a voice documentary that highlighted his story as well as the treatment
of women in Khoestan at the hands of this bloodthirsty jerga.
It was an extremely compelling video, showing us just how much Afzal's life had been derailed
by the whole situation. As he was forced to live alone in hiding, separate from his family,
including his children, wife, and two surviving brothers, who themselves were also living
in hiding, in conditions that they described as being miserable. The story was about as
harrowing as it gets, and as soon as the video released, hundreds of thousands of people
would watch it, thrusting the co-estan video case into a worldwide spotlight. In
with so many eyes now on the case, and with so many people now calling for the
Pakistan government to reinvestigate, they would finally relent.
That same year in November of 2016, the government called on that jergo once more to bring these
women to a bottom-end and show them in their courtroom so they could personally verify that
they were still alive.
And this time, they outright demanded it.
Failure to comply would essentially be seen as an admission to these murders.
There was no getting around at this time, and so that month, a group of five women
and their families were all brought down from co-estimation and one by one led
into the courtroom with the hope of bringing this case to an end once and for all.
Yo come on.
Yo editor die.
Come on bro.
Come on bro.
Really man?
Really?
This shit?
Really?
Man.
To protect the woman's honor, no photos or videos were allowed in the courtroom.
The filter on the ominous light.
It just, it just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's crazy.
The person who noted was the conduct of these women.
The girls produced were observed to be extremely nervous and frightened.
They were hardly able to respond to queries.
They had incompatible reflexes and face expressions.
In response to most of the queries, it was commonly observed that they were supplied with
words from elders, especially about their ages and husbands.
The curls were terrified, too terrified to speak for themselves, and instead, all their
answers were fed to them by accompanying elders.
But the strangeness of their mannerisms, hails in comparison to the strangeness
of their appearances, with the most bizarre being Amina.
I appearance she was about 15 years old reported me the video was shot back in
the year 2010 and it surfaced on the internet in 2012 if we subtract six
years from Amina's age her age at the time of the video shooting would be
between eight years or nine years women visible in the video look to be aged
20 years or 22 years back in the year 2010 the girl that they brought to
court claiming to be Amina was just a child and based on her appearance
she would have been as young as eight years old in the video.
Which clearly isn't the case.
I mean, these are fully grown women.
And the same was true for Serene John.
By appearance, she was not more than 16 years
or 17 years of age,
meaning she would have been aged
to nine years or 10 years in 2010.
Along with this, neither she nor her father
was able to tell her birthday or her age.
These girls were clearly not the women from the video.
They were just acting.
And while these seem to be feeble attempts,
there were other aspects that made it obvious
Just how desperate this jerker was to try and pass these girls off as real, with the most upsetting coming from the girl who claimed to be Amina.
Now, Amina actually had her fingerprints on file with the Pakistani government already, and so naturally they went to collect this girl's fingerprints in order to compare them, but when they attempted to do so, they came back blank.
So when the officials noticed that the tips of her fingers had been burnt off, it wasn't just her thumbs.
Every single finger had the tips of them scorched off.
On the spot, all five girls brought into that courtroom were determined to be imposters.
What?!
Victims themselves were forced into pretending that they were the women seen as footage.
And considering the jerkest desperation and the lengths they went through to now twice,
trying to pass off different women as those from the video, it was clear that something
awful had happened to the actual women.
Something that they didn't want to ever get out.
And with that, almost universally, the world fell into agreement and Afso had been
telling the truth all along.
But any celebration from Afsul would have been short lived.
Wait about that.
Months later, a fire erupted in a small home in Ghadar, the village where all of the women once resided.
And inside that home, two women and three children were trapped, and were tragically burned to death.
It was an awful tragedy, but according to the local jerker, it wasn't an accident.
As in its aftermath, they alleged that Afsul was the one responsible, claiming that he had started the fire in retaliation.
This claim was complete hearsay, and there was no evidence whatsoever linking Afsul to the blaze.
In fact, he wasn't living anywhere near the area at the time, but nevertheless, Afsul would be arrested for the murders of five people.
It's a gut-wrenching development, and follows the trend of horrible misfortunes that Afsul suffered in trying to blow the whistle on this crime.
But as the sentence commenced, the Co-Asaan video case continued making its way through the legal system
until July of 2018, when the news came in.
It was officially determined that Serene John, Begum John, and Beziga had all in fact been tortured and murdered by their families
on order from the Jirga, with the confirmation coming as a result of confessions made from their own family members.
In the entire time the village had been working together to conceal the truth
in what was described as a massive coordinated conspiracy to cover up their crimes.
Now bizarrely this revelation stated that the other two girls were actually still alive
as they weren't mentioned in any of the confessions.
However, given what unfolded in court, this is universally doubted to this day
as most are in agreement that every woman shown in this video was in fact murdered
two years after its recording, just as Absol had claimed.
It's unlike any story I can remember hearing one video one wholesome light-hearted video for that matter is
Responsible for eight murderers. It's not only where these five women killed because of it. Yeah, but that's those three brother
Now you wonder how many videos don't go viral and do stuff like that
And then people still act on it and then do all that like how many don't like this guy didn't report and do all this
I mean, I'm sure most of them don't there's no hero or
were killed as a result of him sharing the world, making it perhaps the deadliest video
I've ever come across. This footage isn't considered responsible for the deaths of eight people,
it's considered responsible for the deaths of nine.
The confessions in 2018 didn't lead to any immediate convictions, but it was at least
proof in the eyes of the public that these murders took place, and this was followed
by Afso finally being released from prison in early 2019, a full year and a half after he was
unjustly arrested. But despite being free, Afso was hardly out of the woods. The case wasn't
officially over yet, and he knew that the family and the members of the Jirgo were still out there.
In fact, around the same time, the family members who were initially convicted of killing Afso's
brothers were mysteriously released for reasons that weren't specified. But he was likely
now more angry than ever. Yeah, but no, no. I was in not a paper trail behind us though. I don't
really understand that though. Like they just do all that and then they they say what for what?
For reasons that weren't specified and they were likely now more angry than ever.
And so after being released from prison, Afso went to a local police station to request
police protection, something that the court had already granted him. But in response the
The officers said no and when he tried pressing the matter, Afso claims that the officers became
so enraged that they dragged him inside a small room and beat him.
Between Afso being arrested and now this, it almost felt as though the government and
the police were now against him.
What?
It could be due to the fact that Afso had been very public with how inadequate and
down where it abusive, the police had been towards him.
I have no trust in the police.
The police have been so far away.
The people who have been with him,
they are not being told to do this with Jhanwaru.
Jhan's life is in danger.
He would nowhere left to turn.
Afso would post a video to his social media,
declaring that his life was in danger.
My name is Afso, I'm from Pakistan.
I'm from the police.
So you're an informator?
Yes.
A young man, he was in such a state
that he killed me with a lot of insults.
I am with him, he will do anything against me.
He has a new side to him, no matter what I do.
Days later, on March 6th, 2019, Afzal arrived in Abadabad to testify in the Co-Aestan trial,
though he never made it into the courtroom.
As he sat in the back of an unmarked truck waiting to enter, suddenly the vehicle was struck by multiple bullets.
Paramedics would open the door minutes later, only to find Afzal laying in a pool of blood.
He would never make it to the hospital.
In Pakistan, the man who led a campaign to expose one of the country's most notorious so-called honor killings has been shot dead in the city of Abu Dhabad.
Afshal's death was devastating to so many, but throughout the entire world, his relentless pursuit of justice and his willingness to sacrifice his own life in order to expose these crimes
was something that was championed by so many throughout the world
and he had come so close to seeing justice served
as only a few months later three men were arrested and sentenced to life in prison
for the co-estan murder each being members
oh oh guys life in prison guys this is like the fucking sponge bob meme
where they fucking go into the jail do a 180 and go back out
all right you're out like you know i mean like this is gonna be the same thing as the other guys
A man named Masoom Khan, a member of the Jirga who was sentenced to life in prison for the murder of Afsul.
But even with this, people were angry.
They were angry with the government for not taking Afsul's word more seriously.
They were angry with the police who failed to protect Afsul and seemed to be actively working against him.
And they were also angry at a rather unexpected source.
The vice-documentary made back in 2016 was undoubtedly part of what put this case back on the map
And back in the court system, but right from its release, it garnered criticism for something that the showrunners had seemingly overlooked, with one commenter pointing it out.
Wait, hold on a minute. Isn't it dangerous to expose his whereabouts like this?
Yeah, it's not.
He quickly refused. The crew seemingly showed the outside of the-
Well, yeah, but-
The hideout where Afsel had been living, as well as where his family had been hiding.
I must have done something.
Many were quick to blame the documentary.
You people had literally shot his location in his family's location.
Damn, you killed him.
By disclosing his hideout, Afso Kostani was killed by his enemies.
This is really shameful and against the ethics of journalism.
Why would you show Afso and his family's hiding place?
And while it may seem a little extreme to blame a documentary made three years before
his murder, it's given a bit more weight by the fact that Vice had actually re-uploaded
the documentary to their Vice Asia channel at the end of 2018, where it went completely
viral, gaining more viewership than even the original upload.
Months later, Afso would be killed.
And to this day, many still believe that vice played an unintentional role in it.
But again, this is just public speculation, and at the end of the day, it was really on
the police and the government of Pakistan to protect him, and they failed.
It's a heartbreaking end to a heartbreaking story, and follows this trend of misfortune
that Afsl dealt with throughout his life.
And unfortunately, that trend continued even after his death.
If all the clings are true in this video, I mean, everybody failed this guy.
The three men arrested for the murders of these women would be unexpectedly released from
prison in 2023, only four short years after their initial arrest.
A far cry from life.
Hey, hey, SpongeBob meme.
I mean, I said.
I do what they originally sentenced to.
And the reason for their release was just as upsetting as the government cited a lack
of evidence.
These three men literally confessed to the killings and they even discussed how
they dis-
What are you gonna do to us?
Okay, follow me.
If you can't do the time, don't do the time.
Okay, time's up. Now get out.
But, but we stole a balloon.
Yeah, on free balloon day.
day.
Disposed of the bodies afterwards, and yet there suddenly wasn't enough evidence to
keep them in prison, despite them already being convicted, meaning that after all of
the death in this video, the murders of Ophsle's brothers, the murders of these five women,
and the murder of Ophsle himself, only one man is currently in prison.
And it's probably a fucking like ghost person that doesn't exist or something.
It's probably like some fake identity, whatever.
Some like scapegoat, like paper trail person, like they just, yeah, we put John Dongle in
the jail, guys, for life.
One, two, three, but this is already.
That was pretty interesting. You know what, I have to give these guys some props because
this video, I was complaining last time that the plots and the development were not as
interesting as it could be. I think it did a pretty good job. Information and keeping
you open video. Yeah, I think it delivered. I think it delivered. I want to play some
Send with me.
I built two shapes.
Now, let me show you.
Maybe you're gonna like it.
I spent hours on these designs.
Happy five year anniversary.
Maybe I get a welcome to the jungle.
xqcl. Okay, so the first one is a one for only mean agency is a two-man shit
Okay, it's called the
And I have bugged out
You know, I want it edit watch a shit
Okay
It's a two-man shit
Do you want to chip?
Watch this.
You enter the honeycomb, bottom.
Look at that.
Bing bang engine room meaning two ways of only.
You go up, engine protected, double L-shape,
loot rooms for ammo.
Also protects the engine from the other side.
Corner, corner, corner cannon, corner cannon, corner cannon, corner cannon, corner cannon.
All angles covered.
It's a small turdler ship.
Look, it's a small plate.
It's a very tanky, very tanky, very small and compact, quick to man ship.
You like it?
enough cargo because it's L shaped angular cargo but now I like oh I mean
no way he's gonna do better than that I mean this this is a marvel nope bang
Thank you, thank you.
Uh, next scene much, much better.
But.
Who invited me?
Uh.
But now hold on now.
I'm not, yeah, yeah, this is,
I'm, let me just show you one more thing.
Now watch the beast that I made it for six man chef.
Check back up and back up.
You might check.
Check.
Look at this.
Covered bulletproof window cabinet.
Two guns.
Watch this.
Side L shape of loot room right behind the driver for him to just out on and off in a
double, in a double decker protected cannon with a top roof.
Backside covered armored engine on the bottom floor cannot be hit from the fully protected
side under the double cannon, protected side cannon, angular corner cannon.
You don't need guns on the side with the reactor.
If you're sharing that side-beg and the kill that shittings to any ways, need it to be
a right side demon only.
Dude, dude, whaaaaaat?
You're not gonna have perfect fight all the time, what happens if you have clankers
on one side and you put it on the other side?
What are you gonna do?
Bottom storage is reached like this.
Hop?
Hop?
32 months and hop can I get 32 pumps XQC L
hop hop hop 7 cargo 6 crew 8 cannons
so does the maneuverability still has good stats no red zones no remove the
door that's next to the the ladder thing so you don't get stuck in the
middle where I'm saying the hatch that you get to the top yeah at the top open
the doors that connect to that room can't see those rooms are the full those
rooms are because it's part of a compartment this is a L-shaped block can't
do any of those doors of the boot the break how do you get how do you get to
the roof. Okay, you jump in first ladder I made I'm always day. Yeah, I see. Okay, first
letter. Bing, Bing. No, no, no shelves. Double angular shelf L shape in inside L shape L
L-shape, L-shape, L-shape, L-shape.
I call this the cargo zone.
Four, L-shape.
Wait.
Yeah, no doors, hold on.
Huh?
Yeah, what the hell?
What the fuck is that?
It's like a rich of the game, hold on.
Uh, oh, it's because of this.
When do we tell him chat?
What the fuck?
This is a fucking problem.
It means that I had a symbol at the bottom.
So bottom is the other sample here, watch this.
Yeah, look at it.
Is that one corner room accessible?
Why is it saying everything doesn't work now?
Because it's a flying one.
Oh, I see.
Now you would put a L shape at the bottom of the center.
Bang!
Dude, dude.
Oh my god.
How did he get in that corner room?
Yeah, you don't.
Yeah, you don't.
I was hoping that you wouldn't mention it, but you mentioned it.
Okay.
No, but just, then just get rid of it, or we get to season this honeycomb.
Unless you do LLLLL?
Oh, Megan, straight shaved, well, you can't.
Cat and Squirrel is as big as much as it can be.
Do you know?
Two lines, let me do two lines.
Oh!
Well, I agree with that, but I mean what I use this they don't think anyway, so it's whatever
You mean here
Why not this is the sixth man this is for a full squad out. Yeah, we got put it like that
This one would have to be a straight shaped
Right yet in our own
Jack, can I not put a door here?
Oh!
Beautiful.
What a fucking marvel.
What a marvel.
Yeah, that's good.
It's not amazing.
It's a big L when you enter.
It's all the way down, all the way left.
Or engine left and in cargo.
It's it's me Jack. I thought of everything. Oh
That's pretty good. It's over right now. I don't know because this
Close the 10 squatters doors
Oh, look at that
What do you know that leaves about was that leave 2,000 pounds for me?
Come on, what about that close the door?
why am I not move the car or doors we didn't do that oh yeah like all the
doors you could if you wanted to right but I mean you want to walk in and see
for one door and get well you have a negative look no do you double airlock
Double airlock and then the rest of the doors leave them open.
So that gives them double airlock, double full airlock, that's the equivalent of airlock, airlock, airlock, engine, and then, no doors.
Like this.
Oh, that works.
Dude!
Okay, now today we're gonna be using it so many various other mh4 you
What?
the Ivan bound crab
What
Are we bringing out that best stuff?
If we keep the best stuff, I hope now now can you give me a lead so I can make sure to ship. Oh, yeah
Yeah.
Look at it.
Oh, I like the protected steering.
Is that a pristine up there as well?
Okay.
No, no, that's not pristine.
It's just, um...
It's gonna be...
I don't have the armor cannons yet,
but it's pretty busted.
Where is it?
Do you have the cannons?
Please tell me you have the cannons.
Did they get them all?
Ah, they got most of them.
Does he look? Does he look? If I get whipped cool, does he look?
I get armor plates, I get
battering man, and then I get armor plate
stacked to the side. It's right there.
Oil is a little bit more cool.
Battering man armor plate, embrace your...
You want me to bring in a district officer portal safe for you? I have one.
Uh, not only one. Sorry.
Anyway, so that's my story today.
All right, sweet.
What engines do you have?
I'm almost there, you see.
I get mixtures, a little bit of everything in it, medium engine and small.
You see, apparently we can stack them.
We can put six engines at the bottom.
Multiple engines?
Yes!
What?
Wait, so we can have multiple engines and heavy engines?
Yes, we could go at fucking mac 17,000. What is the late game in this game?
I'm confused is it like whether fights from 500 feet away and like yeah bro
We turn on the engine and we teleport
I know this like a five-speed I know I can go up because I was like reading on the tech tree like it says like
I can only go up to 2, but something makes you go even higher.
Let me see if I can find it again.
Let's just go up.
I'm only getting one gun. It's just M82.
You want a IQ or...?
Yep. I'm hunting.
I'm hunting. I'm hunting.
Okay, chat. I need all of the materials.
I need it. Let's just loot everything.
But, did you have any mixtures at all?
I don't think you'll need that in your tree.
I related mixtures.
Mixtures.
I have 1,377 of them.
Now, what about some coral dust?
Coral dust?
I'm seeing that 128.
Keep it for now, but in the future,
we could do a little trade.
I'm telling you, my inventory looks extremely rich.
I haven't touched the tech tree, so I'm just rich.
I can trade you.
I can trade Alice in 88 fanatic parts.
What does your tree need, though?
Let's just load up and we'll talk about it
when we begin the game.
Oh, I'm bringing the wrong ammo.
That would have been bad.
I need fabric and Leviathan skin.
OK.
I have 350 of Leviathan skins.
Yeah, you gave me that.
You just want me to bring in all your shit.
No, I don't want to do that right now.
I'm sorry because uh, just we're gonna get fucked harder I
Can lose what I need for today, but if you both bring max wind to swap and we die, I mean it's over
We lose we lose everything. Oh, yeah, I know it'd be really bad
Really bad. I have rockets, but I'm not the rocket launcher. I'm sick
Just see I'm not I'm not I'm not ready. I have the 80 pristine and I have the 40 pristine
bring in both of those okay then I'm not leaving the ship I'm bringing red I'm
I'm bringing reflectors in shit then
does he I'm not I'm not bringing instrumentals I mean we're gonna get if
we die it's over it's fun you're okay with the blues though I'm bringing a
pristine I'm bringing a blue 40 bring one bring the blue 40 but not
not blue lady do not bring it before you
you just want to bring all the mats on the lifts
oh just remember that
i'm just gonna bring everything bro
we're not gonna lose
jesse
okay we'll do it off-stream
okay i brought you a lot of footage i brought you a lot of this shit so
oh thank you
uh... i'm a pretty reflect or this
uh... i have one
that then
okay let me in it let me just uh... uh... for three
so that we don't get to fight
is ready up to that is a very well uh... uh... whatever
so what is it what they say
you
I'll mute so that whatever it's good, it's good.
I mean.
Yeah.
I think you, I think you.
Look.
Not doing, not doing.
Oh, that was a fast-ask you.
Wait, wait, let me check.
I reloaded it.
Six, seven, seven, seven, here we go.
That was not porn acting.
I had to have fooled someone, though, right?
It must have.
I sounded so clueless.
No? Fuck.
Just lock in, cause if you get the numbers it will work out.
I bet they can still queue for the version of time by then. Just act cute large.
No.
What?
Act cute large, I just eat.
I know, but I, you look scared and I have to be on my second mind.
We're gonna get that we're gonna be in six bands
Bro, we could beat them I
Listen listen, yeah, if I am staying repairs
I mean do you want me to drive or you're driving because if I'm driving you have to super repair I
Trust my repairs more than yes. Yes. Yes, but I've never repaired the ship before it's a brand new ship
It's a repair. It's an armored lower engine. I don't know how that works
You just you literally just spam all the pipes
Games not loading. It's all on it
I think it's me, but I can see it lying today.
I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I…
do that no our ship is fucked I think I should I must I'll go performance no
that shit doesn't that's not real until the ship drops we don't have a ship
until it actually drops oh my god look how nice it looks though I am your
Don't know chess
Engine room oh my god, look at this engine room bro, dude. It's but I
Look wait actually cooked up here. This looks nice
To look up here like at the top top
Okay
So if you want to see I can open up those walls here
That will as an L shape inwards and outwards
I kind of like it close because like say I need to go inside and like yeah and a heal
Yeah, also
What was I gonna say?
You know what they should allow you to do they should allow you to set your spawn
Chest like you know like all of our stuff. You can be able to stay you you can
Why don't you put it all up here because I'm stupid
Uh
Well, it's not a fucking maze man, I would have not used to it yet. What do you want to do here?
Are we doing the keys and doing the whole thing?
I brought the keys yet. We should do
on a second lobby it's gonna be pandemonium it's gonna be it's gonna be
pandemonium I think if we do it with your legs we chill a little bit
no first off we need to get to chat from blue and first it's a matter of
sausage. Okay, because we're very far away from your home right now. Very far away.
That's very nice. So it would be able to manage the sausage. You have to say. Second.
And then what's third?
Oh, it's not here.
GGs.
Maybe other, maybe other places. It's not here.
We have to get in your lobby again.
That's pretty bullshit, I'm not alone.
I think we can do that real quick.
Uh, no no, we still do it.
Okay, we still got all the spots except for the last one
Yeah, I got you. I'll plug in the the food also. Yeah, we're gonna put a savage after what is music again?
Wait, I don't think it is. Do we only have to get it's not. He said if we have a squad, I'll help the guy from the train
Oh
I'm dropping on the ground here. Okay, so I'm gonna drop the the boosters inside the
out of the um, innermost.
Yeah?
Yes, I want to get more accustomed with the ship.
Let's see what's going on here.
I remember how you built it. Where's the L?
This is the L, right?
Oh, nope.
That's the wrong ship. Wrong ship.
So you enter...
right side...
engine...
up.
That's it.
Oh, so it's like the same format as the big ship though.
Yeah, for example, yeah. I build up with the same sort of mentality.
Would you say you're some type of philosophical engineer?
I think I might have cooked in the meta-builder. I don't see this, I see this being the builder that come in here, eSports.
So if we're bursting, so people start using this build against us first?
It's over, yeah. If we see this build, I mean, we know we lost.
So they didn't know our bill because they copied it can I tell you one thing that's kind of bad yeah, go ahead
When you're on this
And if you're on this angle and they're shooting at your engine, they're gonna hit you
Yeah, so I'm just saying that's like one week spot what we'll do by that
like
Like it's in this it's in the line of sight of this engine
So if you're on this angle on there, yeah, we always want to fight
Let's say our good side
But does he this this is an armored engine?
It's got 10,000 feet. How much more HP is that than the other one? It's a fuck done much
I think it's four more shots
Also if you want to give you a hat, but I don't do what the head of nuts
Do you have a hat?
No, no, no, the hat's behind above you.
I kind of like this right now.
Okay.
And can I jump up here?
Yeah, I like how this is, because I can jump up here as well.
It's too effective more, that's it.
You did good.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, we're glad we're talking to us.
Shaking right side.
Do you want to fight with them?
Uh, it's up to you, we said late game.
Change of shooting mode to outlaw.
What do they need outlaw?
Huh?
Outlaw.
Oh no.
Please don't say outlaw.
Is he coming towards us?
I don't really want to pay VP this.
You know what I'm saying?
Like for what?
We have to stop.
Wait, Jack!
Is he coming towards us I don't really want to pay VP this like you know I'm saying
Like for what where did we have a check then that's good
Where does some action for that?
if it's a group
Oh my god, it's limited you always have the crosshair on it and when you right-click it
Is he they're coming in
What do you want to do about this then?
We cannot fight we cannot we cannot fight hey, can you boost me then can you boost me? Yeah?
Turn five though we didn't change sides. Yeah, I did I did
Okay, buddy
of
The
The lights are going down.
The FG in front, the FG in front.
He's away, he's away, we can still win, relax, relax.
Yeah, we gotta kill them.
He's on the other side.
Dead.
They will run out of guns.
Didzy, they will run out of guns.
Remember?
I want you to...
I want you to...
Oh.
Fuck.
Just four people, dude.
Okay, now I know why the legs weren't going down.
Like...
I mean to be fair we went into a lobby we were not supposed to be in.
Okay.
We went into it.
We went into it.
Did you shoot me?
Uh, I don't think I did, no.
Uh.
Nobody knew you were missing there, but I had a swing full of leg damage.
Legs usually go down to like 2k damage.
Uh, we need to, but in that, in that, in that other game we need to try and not
give them the engine.
I tried the brook or legs, like once our legs were broken, our ship was like so wrecked.
Were we turning at all though?
Yeah, I was trying.
I ran up to a rock, and I was trying to like turn around the rock and speed boost passive
right as we got next to the rock, they broke our legs, so it was like GG's.
Oh, and we're sorry.
Also, to be fair, it was just the lobby.
I think it was like four or five feet, we were just like, that was bad.
Yeah, but they have like better legs. I don't understand. Like the legs were just not going down like they normally did it.
Is that a thing? I don't think that's a thing.
See.
I don't understand it.
I mean, did they have...
Did they have feet legs?
Uh, don't read the chat, they're being annoying. It's...
Like I had a full set of leg damage
You know I'm saying eight legs
If they have eight legs you have to like break so many legs in order for them to finally stop they might have had eight legs. Oh
We need to buy like 80. I'm gonna buy some little guns. I'll buy a tutu and here we go
It's one of the boxes that we get to ship
Let me know when I'm good to go
It's my last purple pistol.
Fuck.
I mean I have one for you and I don't really use that so it's not good.
I love it.
They nerfed it though, 100% something happened.
Really?
Yeah, they nerfed like the speed on it.
They used to be way faster than they nerfed it.
Also the hit-rag is pretty bad right now, I will say.
Whether I want to bring it- why I lost the Q as well by the way?
Well, the hip-wrench is just bad in general in this game, but to be fair, like, you get
to shoot someone directly in their head and just...
Yeah, yeah, and it doesn't do anything exactly.
Uh, I'll put the cannons on.
A four cannons already on it.
Uh, let me put some ammo.
One, two, three.
You want to bring broky stuff or you want me to bring it out?
Broky shit, broky shit only.
Okay, I don't have any other cannons, it's the only cannon I have in my community.
Yeah, it's the same, I guess.
We're chillin'.
Okay.
Bring some ammo, bring some of this, make some food.
I'll make sure to lower the group as well, then we're good to go.
I'll bring some food, and we're good to go.
Well, no, don't make it large.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Okay, that's it.
Well, just side your screen.
And then, easy shmeezy.
That was literally like a four or five man, like that was hard.
Yeah, yeah, I can show you the replay, like, dude, I don't think I understand it.
My screen was full of like damage, and your lights were not going down, I don't know
what was going on with that.
Maybe I was just unlucky.
I was hitting all the legs, like.
Maybe they had like a way to repair
while they're on it or something, I don't know.
Only one leg at the end, but I only understand like,
normally it's like two good damage
for a leg to the break, right?
Yeah, legs are pretty easy to break, usually.
Like they're low HP.
Like dude, dude, they should have broken it.
like legs are probably I would say the legs isn't set HP the thousand word
than yeah that is makes sense apparently this engine if you hit the room it's the
whole engine so it's like a room it's that it's okay then we don't use that
ever again yeah it's actually pretty bad like
I mean that's awful then that's just lame.
That's so cheese.
That is so cheese.
That is super easy to hit us.
Kind of like how Summit had the engine where on the side but only on the one side at the bottom.
They had to hit the right hits pretty much.
Yeah.
All right.
Start it up.
Um, what's in the lag?
What's that?
I'm not sure how to replay.
That thing was egregious.
Uh, Fort Schoenberg's right next to me.
Yeah, this, this room in, uh, never again.
It's absolutely terrible.
Absolutely disappointing in its performance.
I also like, I like being able to jump down directly to the reactor instantly.
without a latch because sometimes you have to get down there and get something like that.
Sure, I'm actually going to do that, yeah.
Now, it was fine because these games are very inaccurate, and those little sand dunes, like that wasn't even that bad.
Like, I was thinking, shut that crazy. I was going to say, what were they? What were they? They weren't.
40.
Well, they had two cannons that had more like them than they had it.
Oh, I'm gonna go around this.
He spawned flankers in the middle of that.
Fuck that.
Yeah, fuck that.
Oh, yeah, we're gonna have the cannons real quick and...
All cannons are on, so we're gonna have it.
Uh...
What's the name of what I do again? It's a Herbim?
Herbim, I think?
Meta sausage.
No, no, there's that anymore. We're not gonna look at it anymore.
I think we're usually for kills, huh?
Hellsman. Hellsman.
Oh, you're the Hellsman, yeah.
Where do I... do I put all the food in your quarters? Any customers above us?
Yeah, I think so. That's what... that's what Chad was saying.
I'll put some boosts on the ground here. I'm ready to go.
you don't want to go to the city just want to kill I mean we need some I mean
I can't want to repeat all you know what I think I think we lose first because
you want no loot when they are coming in I mean yeah yeah let's go here first
like that's the zone that has the downward room right yet can you move
I think so we can break the door
Wait
Wow lovely
What the fuck
I
Yeah, I'm going to go on the inside, there's nobody, I think it's a controlled light then
I think it's operating uh wait this is not the door try this is not the place
that has the damn line right because there's no under cave it
so that is not the cave that's for history exactly yeah I need those those
uh mixtures
yeah what are what are these like weird little tales of food uh uh like what do
you use that for
it's just food
why then like nothing else
I
Okay, let me just lose all this stuff because this is what we needed to fight
I will be out of there
Lot of clinkers actually
You can hide, I can use the top cannons over here, to kill them with me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm wrapping.
Okay, hold on.
Yeah, rubber up around and show them around.
I'm gonna use the cannon here to kill them.
I don't see him.
I see him.
all the way around
fine
just keep going keep going
wrap it up in front of me again
like go um
oh no you already went there you're good
I'm swinging back around.
Do I damage?
Yep, I'm back around.
Why should I put the legs there?
It's time.
Dude, how much damage did those turrets take?
This is so stupid.
I mean they went out entirely that there's like they come by about them shit
fucking dog shit player I suck my balls pussy what a loser
Oh, you're out of my range right now?
Yes, I'm out of my range right now.
It's so far right now.
We are now off of this one.
I think it's in the other, in the other, uh, components.
I'm just kidding, that's fine, that's fine, I'm more shot than you, it's like a re-agger of the mob.
Yeah, you get that even if you do, they're going to get out of the mess.
Try to hit me on top of the ship, on top of the fort they missed.
Wait.
Huh?
Very confusing. So why would the bullet go if it hit the corner?
Should there should be a key or somewhere, right?
Maybe I'm one of the shelves.
Where are they?
They're at the crystals. They're done then.
They did.
You want to come back? I will drop your shit.
Yeah.
Over here, I dropped where?
Probably Little Beach's cave up.
Like what?
I mean they fucking suck it.
I'll temporarily drop it on a little roof there.
I can't I can't it's on some bullshit like lege
I should have never dropped it here but I did so so yeah um
Um, where would the QB is like random, right?
Like it could be either anyway.
Yeah, they're just crystal farming.
Honestly, I won't even fuck with them.
Like, that's what they're doing, is do it.
Stop fighting us.
You could also kill them at the end
and just pick up their shit.
Well true, but.
On top of the tarp?
No, they're coming back.
Huh?
They're coming back from west
Okay, they're coming in
They're gonna be here soon. Get ready coming
Tom
You should be in a good spot, right?
Yeah, well that as soon as they come around this corner, I mean I'm only oh
You're gonna run open though. Yeah, but we're dead. We're good
Chat talk where
second floor of boxes
got it yeah sorry yeah I was actually
there's a reflector here
It's not too bad.
You shouldn't have been out a long time ago.
Oh, there's a 170 in there.
I mean, it's 70, it's dog shit.
Ladder.
Watch that view.
Watch that view, like, you know.
Oh, I see it.
They're turning the corner.
You're starting with it.
Start hitting them with it.
Loot is absolutely on shit.
What's the trend again?
I'm coming right now.
Are they planking or what?
They are.
I'm trying to make a handle.
I can't react.
Get back to roll up a little bit more.
To medium.
I don't angle.
Yeah, they're going away
It's
Yep
A direct yo, I just eat I'm actually there's an animal like that. They're moving it twisting it and he had a direct
I'm going to get my loot, am I against like a ship I can't really see with this.
Yeah I mean that was pretty crazy.
He's coming around, he's coming around.
Just keep going around. I can only get him if you go around.
Yeah, let's always move him.
Everybody in their legs?
I'm actually just...
I'm a piece of shit.
I just keep moving slightly over to this rock every time they're trying to shoot.
It's like I'm jiggle-peaking with this machine.
They're running away again.
Dude, this guy's gotta be cheating on me.
How is he being accurate while moving it?
Chat, this guy's gotta be cheating it.
Bro, he's shooting at the wall or anything, see?
My sprinkler goes like this.
Oh yeah, you gotta move that.
Like the air strikes.
No, no, there are any, um, 80s.
Like, this is just lame.
At least fight properly.
Like, what are they doing?
If you get on the ship, we kill these guys in a little two seconds.
Okay, sure.
Coming, coming down.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know where you're going to be so I'm just gonna move it up. Let me just get some of them on the ground here
Oh
They should be on my left here coming up like very shortly
Yeah, yeah, they see me. I have to get on. Is that
Actually
Oh, they stopped us they might have broke a leg
I'm gonna just shoot him by- by hand, I thank you.
Sorry, Barry.
We hit a fuckin' bomb as soon as I shot. Ah, I think we're dead here.
I mean, we have no-
The deadlight's low.
Huh?
Killed him.
Broke his turret in the back that he was trying to kill us with.
Broke our turret back.
We're just gonna get moving.
They're not about to hit him with the juke, they don't even know about this.
They don't like it when you get in contact! Turn, turn, turn, turn! We can easily kill them!
Now they're parking on the end of that. Now we can back up off.
What the?
You stop moving?
Are we?
Ready?
I'm using every cannon?
No, we're shooting one of us.
I can't hit my dad. I can't look at my dad. It's really bad.
I did it again.
I did it a little bit.
You heard it? Just straight in the front?
Yep. Keep it going.
We're going to have to hit it again.
Just for a period.
Just for a period.
Can't see anyone.
Yeah, sorry about that.
That has to be the most actual liquid cringe I think I've ever seen.
Yeah, that was pretty bad.
That was pretty bad
Like like it is third part not only have a third party
That's in the middle of a fight well, well, well the first but the first time is we're in and out for like an hour
And he's just third party like that's I mean really dude
That is like a severe shit and using shotgun to really
I'll pick up I'll pick up I
I'll do I was
hard can you change the ship though okay yeah one way what was well I mean was
all the one thing I don't really I don't know if it's good or not to not do this
I don't really like the guarded steering wheel I can't see anything okay that's
one thing and then the other thing is uh
very muscle being the biggest ship that's actually it that's little yet for me that's all i care
honestly our engine was nice i just i don't know i don't know how it works because we were like
fully repaired but it our ship still broke so does it just have like hp um yeah it was repairing it
right I was already I mean I mean yeah I mean it was it I mean it was two squads
though you know I mean like no I know but like I thought for your thing to
explode everything has to be broken and then it explodes but like I had no I
I just, just, just, just, just to react to it.
Which servers do you have servers that'd be fun?
I'd be something, I mean, it's just that, I mean, we, we, we can't, we can't engage like three worlds and I'm like, it's, that is, that is a lie, you know?
Like, like the reality is that, if one of us win PDP, I mean, we're, we're just gonna not do anything, like, again, again, it, it's more of a quality of life thing.
But it's not to you. Like what do you actually want to do because if we can't lose you can't anything. I mean, what do you do then?
I'm down to I just do nothing and then wait and in the way from now for both options
Because like either this will wait for seven seven. That's it. You'll just wait and then and then some of the will just throw in one by one
That's it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. It's it's either we
PDP first site or we've run from literally everybody for an hour
It's like which one do you want to do?
Because we can either warrant it, both gets looted if we do it right.
I don't know why you're saying that, like they'd be right when they looted you.
Bro, it's not that looting you.
Like, I don't understand that.
Like, all of a sudden there's a certain answer.
Like, we can't get off the ship.
Like, I don't understand that.
Like, we can't get off the ship.
So it's either we wait, or we lose the time.
It's full pressure.
Yeah, we have full pressure.
I don't know how that works. You're just stupid.
Let's use the big-ass shipping.
It's expensive to make though.
I'll use this one. I'll try one more time.
Oh, and with the joins on this one or not?
Yeah, no, Naughty wrote me earlier and said if y'all need a third, let me know.
Okay. I'll call him.
Um...
You're looting me when he's doing your work.
Like, this is lazy as to stop them, like this is branded,
like what in Rome?
At one point the lobbyist would be for a reason.
I mean, what are we in for?
I mean, what's the point then?
Does he have to come in with no allusion?
We have to have a goal, we have to have a goal.
Like, we need to get materials that go through the tree.
Like, if you don't get materials that go through the tree,
it's useless, the runs are useless.
Like, we have to get something.
If all we get is people that have basic cannons and just slam them into our shit all of them,
even if we kill the whole lobby, we get nothing.
We don't get any of the everything that we need.
So what's the point then?
Yeah, what is the point Jesse?
What's the fucking point?
We lost.
We lost.
We lost.
We lost the stuff.
I mean, do you expect anything less from the fucking Cybers or what?
It was kind of nostalgic vibes though kind of like stream sniper sniping Tyler one
vibes.
Yeah.
Except it's the time it was Greek days.
It was Greek days.
Yeah.
But it was just a bad way they did it because they were partied us, you know, it was like
okay.
Okay.
It could have been just as an invite all and give them the coblues.
Yeah.
I got to extract him.
One second.
I'm back to the extract.
I have a pristine and
How did I stall your fucking dog?
The what way would say I have a pristine 80 and no one pristin's it's too interesting. It's like
Do you have a fourth I do not have just me I was so long
You want to do for because if you do for you're in six-man lobbies if you do three
Three here in six or six. Yeah, so it's basically solos trios and six and after that it's
Does it you want you want the non?
Protective see I think so yeah, I
Can't see anything. It's hard to see okay. I keep getting stuff. We'll try
Like I know it's better probably the other one, but I just can't I keep getting stuck and I think that's bad
I'm out of you gotta bring me a purple revolver I'm broke
I'll bring it
Cute
That's not it
I don't want to hit my extract and I'm coming
You can make a mega loom in the middle though like this
You have two crew on it
Oh that's not it
I got one, but it's just cruel above it.
I'll do it, I got you.
What you would do is you just put a 2-Van instead of on the same thing.
So like here, where you remove loot, and then you just put a fucking comp on it instead of...
uh...
cabin
two people
that works though
and if it's not and if it would
fucking absolutely would
yet they have
that would be a trick or done finished
and it realized it was like that so we have them so we're maxed out
for this lobby that's good
So if we're maxed out, why don't we just bring the stuff then?
Right?
No, I mean, dude, all it takes is like one cock with some walk
or some orbital.
And it's Jobert.
Do we really want that?
I mean, do we want that?
That sucks.
We're going to play like yesterday with three orbitals
and nine cannons on their shit.
Yeah, I think I heard much.
and it was no stream sniper so imagine fucking stream snipers with that much
gear
why didn't bite me
why did the game
you know you have to know me
hold on i got you i got you i got you
i invited you now and the code i am putting it on this squad
my computer is lagging today i think it's just uh... playing league
crush my pc
fucking van carnaugh
it's just that bad it is literally just that bad
how often do you restart your pc?
i didn't today so i mean it's probably one of the reasons why for sure
see there you go, you're probably going better
did you get the code on the loading?
yeah yeah i'm fighting somebody at the extract, it's got to be in your weighing, hold up
what was that?
He's in one. Yeah, I'm at my head track. Wait, sorry
You know I need a minute stops I
Need to just make sure is the flat out and
Then more mixtures. Yeah, those oh
You want me to bring them in yeah, like maybe like just not not much. It would be maybe a lot
like 600
Okay
Now that's that's 20 bucks worth of loot 20 bucks. I wish I could shove like one thing in your ass
You know I mean yeah, yeah true
It kind of sucks. You can't keep this at least one thing and yeah, we're we have we're global
Yeah 24 do you need it I only need seven
You're being candid the extractor bring that yeah, yeah, yeah, there's one guy here, but I'm about to fucking clap his butt cheeks
I'm good
Wait, you're not that I don't know yeah, yeah, yeah, I have to extract them right here
Uh
Just I'll bring you gun thank you
Bring C4s, I have none.
Maybe I run shotgun somehow, the pepper mill.
Just slug or not slug?
You think I should bring a pepper mill as well?
No, I think it's shit. I'll give it a shot.
I mean, there's a lot of times where I get close, but I feel like the pistol does the job.
The what?
The pistol just does the job. That purple pistol is nice.
Yeah, but okay, so what we need to do is the lag and we will jump side-to-side it
I think that the AOE of the of the shogun is decent
You talking crazy or is that real game I sold all my loose slugs
Oh
I've never got a welcome to the jungle in all 47 months can I get a welcome to the jungle?
I don't really have a lot of that sugar ammo I'm not gonna bother bringing it I'll just
go I'll just run blue pistol.
Hey buddy!
You said you needed what was the other thing the corals you need how many?
Like seven.
Okay, seven.
Alright, no no no no no no no.
You need anything else, any computing modules, any...
Nah, just go drive.
I have a lot of weapon parts.
You fine?
I'm bringing cannon 80, 80, 40...
Only 140 actually.
There you go, 240s.
You can bring all the cannons, I don't have any of them.
I'm supposed to be the cannon guy too, I have no cannons.
I mean, we're running out of ammo as well, like that was really bad.
I'll bring a reflector though.
You have ammo for 80?
For 40?
Yeah.
For 40, yeah.
Yeah, bring a little bit of that.
We're running out.
Other?
Nathan Eason.
Are you almost out?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just waiting for my shiz.
Extracting one minute and 25 seconds.
I will wait.
Roger that.
The camera?
So I needed it here.
I think I'm pretty good with these MPVs.
I mean, I don't think there's much to be done there.
Like, we're in the middle of a big fight for a while,
and then some guy, like, they're
by some of the front of the hill.
I mean, what was I supposed to do?
Well, you're never actually shooting the person.
You're shooting where the person was pointing.
It's going to be.
No, it's actually before.
That's what's fucking weird.
You have to shoot before, or you miss.
I should either direct or slightly ahead.
You have to do before.
I'm telling you, the net code doesn't
keep up with the movement, and the hitbox stays before.
That's why it's so fucked.
Oh, wait.
You think that the shots are client's sort of side?
And then what you see is client's side?
exact exactly so like yes and their hitbox is staying left and they're you're
seeing them right if I shoot left of target I'm hitting them every time that's
what I've been doing I will shoot like I'm sorry they're slightly behind
them although just shoot well if they're standing still just shoot right where
they're at because their hitbox right where they're at but if they're moving
like if they're moving left yeah I mean I'm shooting right of target but
If it's server side, it sounds like it's there now, and that code works like...
That's how it wasn't Smash Brothers and stuff, if people were lagging.
You're seeing playing side?
Well, that's right.
That's the logic I'm going off of. You had to do that in Smash.
No, it's not prediction. It's the exact opposite.
The movement you see is predictive.
What's actually happening isn't what you see.
that this is what you just saw because that's where the server is at.
Yeah, the opposite logic.
That's how it works.
Yeah, so like mine is, say a guy is running left, I'm shooting a little to the right of him.
Because where his body is isn't actually where he's at.
Yeah, because the server is predictive.
Yeah, it's not real.
What you see in games is usually predicted like
The code you put in is the code, right? Yeah
It's not like a coordinate on the map and they're in what you see is most definitely not that
Yeah, so it's not it's like it's like reverse lagging. It's like what you see is what the server thinks is gonna happen
Yeah
So I think see if he's literally had that issue and it like slowly went away
I only give you in your code thing or what?
Man, I mean, you know, yeah, I'll bring it. I am a ready
It doesn't matter I hiding sure it's it's it's what's on me. Okay
We're putting my my load out. I'm good to go
Well, in Overwatch, it was the way it's supposed to be, and it was, I mean, it's client-side.
You see what you get.
So if you see something and you shoot it, what will happen on your screen will happen in
the server as long as you're under 130 MS.
Do you need anything in the ship or do you guys got everything?
Bring more 40s, if you can.
40 ammo.
I mean wrong, I mean you're done, I mean you're done, sorry.
We just think the two, we think the same thing box.
Overload is always been a client side game.
Which means the client is your client.
What you see is what you get.
a slight margin of course based on tick rates, but even then.
Hi, I was the Yasuo was fun playing with you. I wasn't stream sniping BTW just for
me.
That's like I love the four caps.
Wrong.
Yeah, but yeah, but why don't you really, oh no, why don't you answer when you were
was in the game and was on the string though. That's that's
mulling.
All right, waiting for rival expeditions out of 12. So 12
times three equals 36. There's 36 players in the game.
You know, you might be right, I think it's legitimately, uh, reverse lag, like legit.
I think it, yeah, I think it's reverse.
When I miss my shuttle all range, I hit headshots, like literally.
And it's for the cannons as well though, it's everything.
I think it's all reverse, so they're moving left to right, I'm telling you it's fucking
low.
Oh, thanks, but that's what I've been doing.
I've been doing some for like past two days well well often not hit at first at all. I think it was momentum
Because we're going forward
You see the body the bodies are way faster. Yeah, that that she is fucking stupid
Yeah, that's not good. Yeah, you want to try it on me?
real quick sure do okay
Do this do it. I'm doing it. I'm ready
Yeah, but I'm gonna do it this way ready?
Okay, you watch what I do in the past
Yeah
I mean
I showed you a straight-up shot and a lead shot none of them are hitting
That's it. I'm trying to someone stopped me twice
Yeah
Did you bring ammo for it, then, please?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ready?
Go here.
He goes to do something inside.
Ready?
Go ahead.
Yeah, you have to shoot before, right?
Am I tripping?
So it's basically on target, but slightly behind.
Like a back of head pretty much.
Like, if I hit the head of your head,
it'll never get a job
but you guys know
uh...
it wasn't your job
i'll see it
put the box down man
uh...
oh
yeah bro like i'm
well i don't know he fucking killed you
yeah i mean he did he had to test it twice i guess i mean i don't know
well i made it way around
no i'm not in here
Yeah, let's go to um, what's that for us?
Go to man's off edge on the right side. I have a blue key though
The Clankers spot over across the way on players
We're not doing another I know what the fuck a Clanker is
Flicker sausage where's way I remove the fucking gun
Wait, I remove the gun next
Look you want to tell look watch this is the real test as soon as I run half a second after shoot where I was ready. Yeah
A little faster
Yeah, but we're moving though. We're moving with the car though, like that's what I was
saying like that's my problem with this game is the overall shooting that their cars speed
It's like isn't factored in there. Oh, there's a guy
Man 80 in the back, I'm probably put a 40 back here
But he the games inertia is not figured in I swear it's not yeah, I don't think so
I don't know if you know if
you're reversing when uh when you get
seen by the AI that they spawn behind
this.
Where the boys going?
You reverse when the ship pops and you
reverse when you reverse when the AI
The AI will spawn behind you.
So you gotta do it until like a millisecond, they spawn behind you and then you do it.
Oh!
But tracking it takes a lot of time, don'ts.
I know that.
Real shit.
Is it the dread over there, I see?
That's good tech.
Yeah, I see the dread.
I see the dread.
We could lose dread.
It's quick.
Is it the dread behind our shovel?
Fuck, we don't.
What cardinal?
North
Huh, it's the entire she's saying some mathematical questions. I'm not reading a shit
Super is right there
Wait
I don't have to keep this.
What do you think this will kill you?
Hit the reed.
I'm not going to hit it through the leg.
Yeah, see the leg behind you.
No, I did it earlier.
Oh, that's huge.
Alright, you want to kill the map?
Wait, any of your bedrooms really?
Yes, man.
It's any room you can get to the left?
Right here.
Oh my god, he's in my fucking forehead!
Yeah, yeah, he did like to trip up on you like that.
I can't have no, uh, hello with, uh, I can't even know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about something like this?
Good, good, like a map.
Let's see, maybe we get lucky, we get, uh, the blue key in this compound.
There's people fighting AI to our left.
Yeah, I thought I saw an enemy.
I'm going to be drawn to the right through that one.
What do you think this is fucking wrong?
This is a player.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
It's a player.
Control that's a player.
That's a player.
I
Just more shooting. Can you blow it? Can you shoot over here? This door is right on me. Can you shoot the door?
Oh my god, bro, the clanker dropped a 70 mm pristine shotgun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
You can they can drop pristine it. I can't shoot. I can't shoot it. We're not can you can you like straight?
Thank you
It's a blue, uh, matchman box I've gotten, but it's terrible gun inside, so it's the point.
There's no key.
There's no key.
There's no key.
That's the Resilient Fank like, isn't it?
like what the fuck yeah through the other clankers and I can just go through it yeah
fucking bastard wait I was there the buck that was full of loot
huh was that it yeah guys who's gonna look at the box of loot I merge but I
I think I'd be part of it inside of it as well.
Sometimes fucking gets a loiter.
Repair kit.
All right, all the players that got like,
Galactic Rush or what?
No.
Our leg is not going to visit.
I'm going to repair right now.
I see players north-west,
Oh
Yeah, I got a bunker leg is not our leg is not broken. We're good
Yeah, we have to go somebody's fucking yeah, but I mean there's a whole town on the island I left them should go do that
Guys she's in there. Yeah, it's going then forget. Yeah. Yeah, apparently to be priority BVB
It's where they have though look at that two towns like it's so much like
Well, we got a double loot spawn at me bro. Look at that. It's so much like you by the way here
Yeah, it sucks
Better nothing right? Yeah, true, but yeah, it's good for like initial impact
I think like when you're first going at it is our leg use the broken
Not it's no leg broken. We're just slow as shit. Really?
Where's the player?
Let's take you start right
All over there
No, no, no, he was star right like he was look look look smoke to the right there look hard right hard right
Hard right yeah
I'm not behaving never so all you they skip the client is a good guy slowly. Yeah, that boost the bastard look like you're right here
I
I got full pre-aster here over here.
I don't know what I'm doing, just let me get in.
No, that reflect is crazy though, huh?
Yeah, but is this closed?
Yeah.
Keep going, keep going right.
I just hit the engine.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, and put it in the fucking air.
Slow down, slow down, slow down, we're crashing to it.
Reactor's low, just keep going.
Yeah, yeah, very low, very low, very low.
Hi, I can't, I just fucking didn't hit a button.
I hit a fucking button.
Damn, oh my!
Brother, that was wobble!
I don't feel bad. I don't feel bad.
They're full dead. They're full dead. I'm a player, so.
That reflector was ridiculous.
Hello?
I'm being put to the stairs. I'm alive. I'm life being.
I'm like me
This one guy
Oh
I heard him really I'm telling you I can't jump
I'm under the ship. I don't see anybody right now. Yeah, but the smoke hides like crazy
You sure you don't fucking yeah, but it was two players like that kill one player initially
Plank out one day right here
Yeah, I don't see the other guy. He might have just full sprinting full day
Yeah, no wrong. No, he's riding somewhere on our base. I know it
put it on our base without a guess it's actually hilarious it has had absolutely
fucking nothing mission isn't gonna get out of the scores right I don't see what
it should be good I see I'm gonna see him
on our on our airlock area
oh he dropped up watch out
yeah I'm shooting by it means it and I'm the most I'm shot
Telling you bro, it's what a stupid fucking game
Did they have any at all or just the just be like cyber-mD
You know they had nothing this guy had a dog shit shot. Let's get his black box there. Yeah, I grabbed whatever
literally absolutely be lentus like
What a bitch
That's true.
But some guys didn't like it, but these guys didn't talk as much as we were getting rolled.
I go.
I'm hitting repairs.
I grabbed the ram out.
I mean, we'll take it.
I will take it, yeah, sure.
My box is fine.
Those reflectors though, like, I mean, we don't have it anymore, but we should grab
a bunch of those and keep them.
That's pretty good.
Like, if you put it right in the front of the ship and you smack real close, they
just can't shoot you.
I think we're just gonna get in the fight right now, no?
I know. Yeah, I was at a box man. Moving now. Moving on now, moving on. I'm gonna put some
boosters. I'm gonna, I'm gonna boozle on the ground again. Yeah.
You like the mirage, I said you. Yep. Wait, I see smoke in front of us. There's another player.
Okay. You sure? Right in front of us. Yeah, yeah, in front of us, in front of this rock.
I see it. See it? Yeah, player.
Yeah, move right to the left, they're going behind this mountain.
They have booster now.
Reactor hit!
Holy shit, I left cabin.
Accurate.
Reactor.
Reactor hit again?
It's going down, it's going down, it's going down.
I have ganked.
Yeah, I have ganked.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's ganked, that's ganked, that's ganked, that's ganked, that's ganked, that's ganked.
Where's the guy?
Thank you mate.
I have a protective dome as well.
Oh fuck yeah.
I'll take that.
I'll be manned, I'll be fucking manned.
Come, come, take, take, take.
Can they never be, can they never be to, uh, yeah.
But I got killed last match.
We're good. I was preparing. We know like a hole in our shit
Well, I mean you're fucking wrong buddy wait
What is the logic in that?
technically though we get the test and that's how the scientific theory works inertia momentum and speed plus
us um angular terminal velocity equals um i'm not going to answer because i i don't want
to yeah i don't want to there's another player sam yeah i see him at the other town wait why
am i right oh wait there's two players one up uh by the lighthouse another one passed
rock to be yeah oh and hold on what is it is real no it's not history of fuck
no that is history of that guy's doing the black yet again
guys we should be sure he's doing black key let's go I spun the spine go go
go go go go go go go
Oh, shit.
Haha.
Yeah, have a good one.
Capzone.
Later.
Oh, does he?
You can make it.
You can make it.
You can straight down.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
You can miss.
Yes.
I'll get you some.
What is this?
Sir.
I'll go share it.
I'll be.
Is it, um, tell you what?
He's doing green flare.
The guy at the, yeah, the guy at the lighthouse.
Is there any reason he's doing Blackie?
Jesse, I'm gonna hybrid boost you, I'll be right back for it.
Yeah.
Son of a...
Holy shit.
Are we uh...
...fucking clapping this guy up here or what?
He's doing green flags, I don't know.
What about the AI?
Get closer.
Oh, that's the boys, the boys, yeah.
Is that more player than that? Yeah, I think so.
More snipers coming over the hill where we came from, and another one as well.
The whole side is in here, the whole side is in here.
I'm just fine with all slapping. Dude, when you go help, you go buy that slapping, but
whatever, it's against us. Then you say there were skits on me.
Take that chest and three. Don't take that chest and three.
It can't be both. It just can't. I have a shut name.
Yes. Over here.
over here
by there?
yeah move move
I can't get on
We're going in to point here to the other point on the hill.
I don't want that.
Give me a boost if you can.
I have crazy boost right now.
Yeah, she always keeps me 4 on the air, but I'm more 4 on the views of the last ones.
I know I'm out.
Did you use the sound level?
Turn the engine.
What?
He has to move it.
Open a second, open a second!
Move!
Move!
Hold on, we're not even out of the shop.
You're coming.
Yeah
Watch what was that man?
Yeah
Yeah, it's close is it
Yeah, these affect
well you guys come up yeah no no the guy is on foot next to me I know I know
I'm turning back around we were doing repairs to our ship full maintenance
we're coming back around also plankers spots the plants I'm too fucking
I'm too busy.
Yeah, the guy's here melee.
He was right next to me.
By the way, this was Max when these people we just killed.
Very nice.
Bull-looted every single thing, chess-full.
Wow.
Yeah, so come here.
This is better loot.
Wait, is that a little bit of good stuff?
Where is he?
He's on foot, I think he's over here!
I'm gonna make sure he gets rid of his black box, if possible.
I'm trying to find a guy you're talking about because I don't have the smoke.
Maybe on the old ship here.
Our engine's off, we're full repairing.
I'm gonna just go, okay?
We're gonna try that, we're gonna try that!
No we're not.
It's a clanker, bro.
Like the big ammo?
Yeah.
I
To clear this I'll do it. Oh, it's them shooting. It's them shooting
You can start it back up Jesse if you're on the ship. He's shooting on the cannonball
All right, see how much I
Killed him I killed the last guy. I think there's another window
Oh
Bro this is so much loot on these people shit
Guys what we do here, I mean, I mean, what do you mean? What do you want me to do?
Stop sucking. I'm alluding the loot in here like we need this fucking loot. What's
That's the one you're on. Okay, okay
Another play on the other side of the thing we need to look this fast
Plasma cannon fully loaded shit
This guy's an experimental motherfucker on me
out of here. What are you doing? Can we loot all these boxes? We need to kill them and loot
that shit. Experimental on me. We killed a group already and we're bloating their base.
They were Max win. Okay. Max win? Like oh I got a blue 10 or a green 10 or Max I got
You got to get it!
Orbit all of it!
Move!
Orbit all of it!
You're dead, you're dead, you're dead.
Good luck.
I can't wait to play a game tomorrow.
Please remove this pot of the ant.
Thank you.
Oh.
Fuckin' boost it.
Oh.
Keep preparing.
Keep preparing.
I don't know what to do about Jack.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna force repair anything.
We're on your seed, bruh.
Got us, one more like this.
Our ship's destroyed.
Our ship's fucking cooked.
Ah, god, I can't.
We can still overtake a ship.
Yo, where the fuck are they even at?
You get stuck in this thing, man.
What are you up to?
Well, there's two pristines here.
We need to do something to ship.
You know what I need? Nice stream of diamonds.
Want to hand over their fucking ship?
Oh, they're coming. They're coming.
Jesse, Jesse, they're coming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have to survive.
Okay, you shot me through this.
I'm getting shot through this mud.
I'm- I'm- what?
They're- they're hitting me through the smoke!
They don't- they don't see the smoke.
They're out of it
Wait wait wait wait actually what I just got hit once and I'm dead
They have a
Yeah
So when I lose I'm throwing when they lose
I'm throwing as well anyway, like you're just fucking stupid grim PDT, bro
Yeah, but you're looting though
Reloading because he's killed the guy. Yeah, but yeah, that's the looting though for like five seconds
Problem is you got overdo and then they have two experimentals on their shape and they just get
But these guys have two cementals we don't win against that it's over like you lose that and orbital
No, no, no, but all of this hyper like I did yeah three of those
But still we were getting hit by orbital and two experimental we lose regardless
Maybe you maybe go get a captain ship and look like on it
They have one, two, three, four, five cannons, two of them are experimental.
Yeah, those guys were maxed.
Like imagine the level of unemployment that you need to have, to have a fake clutch
here that has that loads in with only orbitals and spams orbitals while we're
dealing with a fucking quadruple experimental fucking shit I mean this
is just like absolute abysmal. That was an actual fake clutch that's crazy. I
brought in all those materials for you that run by the way. Like this is the
guy he slandered on a fucking five-year lease for an apartment and you
You quudge Rubella's rent in the middle of the first winter.
Like fuck that bitch ass, you're a fucking loser.
Suck my balls.
What a fucker.
I um, that shit, by the way, the mixtures and all that shit's gone.
I still have, I still have 777 of them now.
Do you have the other 600?
you're the big shiver should we get a six-man squad oh yeah I'm gonna do
six man though is it summit playing with the subject I'm checking he put a
six man he's playing with a few years ago it's just go with this this is the
maximum guys if we win that fight we win pristins like I think it's all we should
So we focusing on like we win it's when that fight I think we just play better
It's so much that goes to me as well. He's using our fucking 80 the 80
We got to be yesterday
We I haven't been I mean right now. It's rental 88
Well, so why don't we go fucking nuts there?
So we're gonna load in and then be against fucking orbitaling across the map
Yeah, they orbital anywhere in the map like they zoom in it orbital the guy orbital the three times
You have any idea that's bro. You know you don't want to get that shit. Yeah, it's expensive
See like you get like one orbital maybe per run
Yeah, but he's sick in the head though. I
Don't have arm anymore. I
Have one more. I
Thought I was so rich. I sold all my green ones
What did I what was I thinking?
Okay, we get back guns a bunch of them a bunch of bad guns. Yeah, we're we're dirt poor like this is it much
Mr. Calderon over
Yo, Rick says that somebody asked me to ask you. Did you play Alfred on L pixel?
Yeah. Okay thank you. This guy was losing his mind in my chat bro. Fuck it.
That's flat. If we had won that fight though, I mean guys that's like that's
like more than max winner, like ultra max winner. Also the entire lobby and the
new spawners are all out of location. I mean think about that. We had we had
the friendly sniper, the fake sniper, the sniper that under reinforcements
Like brother that's like that's like 15 ships. What the fuck even do here, man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
This is cheap. Yeah, we're ready. Okay brings them
I don't even have any I have a little bit of a DM. Oh, I have no 60 or 88
40
Pro we're broke
Fuck ship is fine. This is the old ship
Not as a new ship.
You haven't seen this one yet.
This is the sixth man, right?
Yeah.
How about you?
It's going to be expensive, this spawn.
That was like 2K to spawn.
That's pretty fucking bad.
I had 1.5K to spawn.
Plus 2K fucking parts.
Yeah, I know.
That was a lot.
Wait, do we want to have two turrets?
Then nobody's going to bring me any turrets?
We have two turrets.
We brought up the sixth man, and we have two turrets.
We need to go to a fort and then loot the trick on the ground and like we have to
Right with that with that on spot
Started from the bottom now we're here well we started from up there actually
We were so we're so about now and we were so yes
Now
On the week having all the friendly snipers think a slot in this order makes it almost fair
I guess all of them are coming in that are hostile. It doesn't make sense like that many hostile. There's a fucking abysmal
friendly snipers we were smiling angry snipers we were sad
yeah that's why this is in the room what the fuck is this shit
I
Can't even I can't fucking properly go up in the light. This is so bugged
Hi
I just told you we don't
Only you go by always a brother. We just got triple orbital by a fake sniper. Are you fucking stupid?
No, I mean that is crazy I'm in here with the like a fake clutch not
I
Like what yeah, that's that's that's some scissor beater
Okay, it's a delicate whichever you try to remember this again when you enter from the ladder right it's all the way down for it only
for lose all the time it's it's guys it's still it there's much storage in here you
could put like 10 servers in here okay you just want to like rat the entire
server constantly run away from people and just fill up this thing yeah yeah and
then if you want beds and if you want repair it's directly left when you
get in it allies go up
we need to loot a fort four have guns usually like at least two begins
this is a good loading spot to have right the door what is it for us yeah
Metro niche or not at all pretty classic a lot of weapon crates okay we
We got another player to the left two players to the left. Yes, this is how we come from
Straight directly towards this I wonder who it is
Clutch is that you again?
That's a clutch. Yeah clutch clutch comes 30 minutes after the running like the boots up. He was like yo, okay
Yeah, exactly. He's not he I mean he didn't green. So yeah, yeah, look at it. I'd recommend it as well
This guy literally the whole server and the doors are already
shit out these mines yep you just get closer
I
Can't
Reload all the prisoners and warriors.
We really need those fucking guns, this happened.
This guy's hiding behind this little dune behind us.
See that little uh...
Jesse, all the measures are gone for the new server, right? Fuck.
I'm gonna help him loot, so we can get the fuck out of here quick.
it's gonna pre-break all these mines so if I gotta go straight
we're mostly for guns are they like the guns on the ship like ship guns like
okay get the pistol in on this game
I don't think we're most interested in that
you need that yeah that's good keep going
oh there's a there's a um a accelerator there
There's a blue shotgun in here on it.
No, no, no, you take it.
Uh, uh, check on top of the torx and shit for, uh, the airscore.
Yeah.
Like a loot room key or whatever the fuck it's called.
Um, yeah, 70, we can't really, we don't think that's terrible.
fuck the shot then fucking
wait double 70s?
really?
yeah
okay well yeah
yeah that's all right no that's
that's how we die
we have to extract and get the fuck out of here
I don't even see the storage
yeah we need to get the fuck out of here
I know when you're on the ship
all right
hold on
I'm coming. Grab this amplifier. Uh, yep, just I'm putting the box down on the ground
here on the rock. Oh, I'll go pick up the amplifier. So, amplifier says to run. This
It should be a lot more tanky though for these lights.
I'm gonna grab the second box.
You see him northeast?
He's not B-lining us though.
Nah, he's like circling, right?
Yeah.
He's going around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You probably know he can't take us on straight up, so he's waiting for somebody to fucking
engage us so we can do the party-hooking bitch-ass.
Waiting for the three orbitals.
Yeah.
To add two more.
Yeah, yeah, John
Maybe we're gonna miss us at you
We're gonna we've got four history. Yeah, but you can go to your home
Is this a load? Yeah, it's next stop
Yeah, I'm good as a player there as well if these guys be learning I'm pretty sure no
Oh, that one doesn't mean...
Yeah, he doesn't do that, he's a little bit of a bunny.
I think we're gonna end up boost the boost, right?
Do we have any boost to boost?
How the hell do I get to the end?
Oh, I got some, yeah.
I'll boost those.
Like, actually, it's from here, like, oh, I see, you go down.
Just shred down.
Let's shred down.
Alright, alright, alright.
I didn't notice that.
What's up there? Is there any players?
What do you see out there?
Yeah, players. Two players. Two players are Clankers.
But they didn't have any players in front of us yet.
One smoke looks like...
Is that in some of the players?
Wait, there's three different sections of smoke.
Yeah, two players or a Clanker. It could be Clanker and Player.
player. How about to find out?
The boosts that I dropped.
My boosts again.
Any of the players?
There's one behind us.
This fucker.
There's been clankers and there's two of them.
Yeah, two of them.
Oh, let's just go into something.
I think Incel has an in-between pocket into two towns, right?
And it's like a crevasse that we can kind of challenge us.
Yeah, that's a nice place.
Yeah, it's like the...
I think there's smoke, but they do a red smoke that's more like a concentrated not like a
big small smoke stack here like a more like a bonfire type of smoke
maybe look at the 18 fronts so you can choose what I'm looking for Yola
I put a yeah I put that bitch in front I didn't just give you a 10 as well
You're getting on the right
Okay, there's just two clankers dead here, but there's somebody's looting it. Yeah, there's players players. Yeah, don't play already. No
Yep
hit
Regen shot in the back
Do we have a boost what?
Yeah, we have a boost there, we can put two in there at once
Really?
Double boost?
Yeah
I thought it was a glitch, glitch events
No, no, yeah, I actually could be one of them
I'm looking for players on incel but I don't see anybody
You need boost for them
Yeah, right here's one. Yeah, okay, hold up
And go there's decent, but oh my
Like it's like it. I have no no
I'm jumping on I'm on the ship. No, this guy just fell off. What the put it in his ass
He's like
Yeah, these guys I'm
Is there anyone walking dead?
There's a guy on you with shotgun.
Turning up the engine.
Turn it off.
Hit him on. Hit him to dead.
Henny's dead.
X, you wanna shut that shit off?
No, I'm coming towards you guys.
I'm tracking backwards.
I'm on their ship.
He just respawned. I saw his name tag.
Yeah, I'm coming towards you guys.
One more sorry guys
Who the hell is steering this fucking ship?
Wait, did I just fuck it by sense you're making us go and loopy loop?
Did you guys just shoot this their engine?
Yeah, yeah, I don't have a fucking shot though, mister. I'm turning around
It's turning everybody's a show
We're still turning.
We're still turning.
Wait, why? Why?
You're right, you were turning.
That can't be, there's not a lot of that one.
We have 50 more in the other ammo.
I got it.
Nice, full dead.
The player's gonna go in. The player's gonna go in.
Do you remember? Yeah, player's alright.
I'm gonna do those. We are not looting it. I think we need their ammo or something. Can you loot their ammo on the cannons?
Just take the cannons out of there Lee.
Why are you smoking now?
I'm the robber cannon. Stop stop the ship.
Yeah, yeah, I'm parking next to you so you jump in.
Taking her shake. Can somebody pick them up from here?
Let me just check the binder.
38 months I got moved I saw them jump off by the way they're gonna like try to
round our base
I got my pistol where
Once I'm dead I have done
And he's got your revolver I know he's
now come look these guys and then we get the cannons we get out that should be
the last one right I mean that's it yeah that's it that's it
I'm just like everybody hate those lobes it's very annoying
that's ammo we need that
I got one more. Who's be going? I heard that. I reloaded. I revolved.
Put ammo in. Very nice. Alright so I'm out of the cannons again. I'll help you out.
You can make a jump if you want to by the way. If you go to their shelf, I'll throw our back engine.
What the fuck!
Who built this piece of shit man?
Yeah, who fucking built this dog shit?
Thoughts?
Alright, showed up to the 40.
Alright, I'll see you in a moment.
Ah, nevermind, I'll pick it up more later.
I put one downstairs.
I gotta grab this stuff from...
I'm in! Let's go!
Yeah, I'm just refilling this 80.
Oh, this has one bullet in it this 40. Alright, let's get out of here.
Alright.
I'm looting the cannons, looting the cannons.
Alright.
You don't want to loot up in cell, St. Lemons?
Yes, but there's a plan around there.
Where was the guy who was B lining up?
Literally to our right, there's a right there.
It's a third point, only sniper, I'm telling you.
Like, he's just waiting for us to be in the fight.
Like, we need to fucking go find him out and just kill him.
We got a lot of here, I think.
Reload the cannons boys for pairs. Okay, it's a busy. Let's let me put the animals or else
There's animals cooked
Hold on
Yes in the minus now
I'm
So maybe we just go back to the
Shoot I mean, I'm just a little no, I mean it's a good little there. I forget just go go next one next
It's like let's let's let's let you turn forget. I was gonna go to Mirsa instead
There's nothing
like like his cannons were empty oh no we these things are full of bullets
shut up she didn't shut up that's the play that by the end of Biden like then
oneself dying is the fucking enemy I sat for the car crossing the rest of the
vehicle enjoy man what a fucking bum lord he's gonna come up with an over
I'm fucking in the ass with a guy down here. Yeah, cuz we're fucking shit talking
Where's he?
Whoa, they did blue some shit maybe kill them tell what the fuck was that with an explosion in there
Probably one of the red barrels. He might ease the walk. No, no, no, that smoke is in the ship. Is it up?
Was that the... wait that might have been the walk, no.
I'm surfing, C.E.A.R.
Oh, it's their ship, cause they died, and in a way, I think their ship explodes.
Oh, get hit from something?
Yeah, it's the ships that are exploding, back there.
Oh, thank you.
We have these threats for wave 1 right?
That's a pretty good feat.
We have a lot of cannons.
We've ratted and now we have full guns.
We're missing one actually.
We have full fucking rusty dogs.
That was in Milan.
Rusty dogs and half of them.
Is that a green flag over there?
We won with it.
What was that slow there?
Am I going to skid zone?
I think you are fucking skin something
using the doctor on
uh...
we're going that's nearsighted or going to write
yeah
i know the spot
it's a song though
nothing good in here
no player inside but some guy was strafing right side from incel
off from uh...
missus earlier
is there a smoke at all or not?
no, I'm looking, I don't see nothing
yeah, we're running right now, yeah?
Yeah, MereSage has the left compartment that has the wine, I believe, and then the big
hotel on the right.
They have to get a clicker as fuck.
I'll spot him behind us, though.
Is there a player there?
Yeah, we need to spam the fuck out of them.
you see him?
hit the reverse, thug, how ya?
about us
Oh, did he damage it?
We have so many people hiding in the straight road, though.
Where did he just came from? Where are we?
Yeah, yeah, I see him, I see him, I see him.
I'm not gonna run, by the way, I'm not gonna stop you, I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna get out of here.
We need to hit repair for you to shout out my little guy.
Then move it down, move it down.
I'm preparing one fight.
That's all they have to do.
Oh my god.
Yo, this AI is insane there.
It's amazing you need crazy repairs.
that's just Nate yeah I don't know when this was last circle I looted a bunch in here
I think it might be what's hitting me
Just check
Just check. I'm hitting repairs right now, buddy.
This loot is just shit, isn't it? What the fuck is this?
No, no, no, no, I swear to them. I give it a chance. I will find some shit.
Like last time it was last circle. We fought these guys. I found like 20 fucking guns
than you it's a lot of yesterday it was it was asked but it's just aren't used to be right
whatever
um
alright I'm coming just know at any moment I can take you out what the fuck was that you know yeah just
know at any moment at any moment like what is wrong with you guess he's tired of your
fucking shit Jesus you're making fun of his talk about choices yesterday I
fucking heard it well to look like I mean it is pretty dog shit okay it's
your lips are good right trust me I would know why would you know what would
you know you're a muscular slim dude in like a young male like I would know
Oh, I'm gonna shut up.
Thank you.
Is it AI?
It might be.
Did you just reload that?
I reloaded it.
It literally just made me blush.
I don't think I'm that loud though.
I guess he's a Taco Bell kind of fucking sore.
Buddy, I'm gonna go loot the gondola, or whatever, the sun roomer.
the condo the condo the condo
whatever the fuck this is called man
because Ibo?
because Ibo, because Ibo, because Ibo
there's wines do you guys like wine in here?
I'm not a big wine guy
I'm not a drinker
really? I mean we need that wine though at home
yeah but it's haram bro I can't be doing that
really?
you don't do any haram activities?
nah, nah, haram man
there, there
I drew out the line at pork. Thoughts.
That seems fair enough to me.
Call Neon, let him know I'm here.
Did you loot anything that's been looted in here, you think?
I'm just getting on a base.
I have two bars of floor loot here. They're not great, but they're still very good for
I'll put it on the guy. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I'm gonna never think that we're good in this game
I'm like brother. We were good at the fucking spot
Where we extract with a jet note and we got fucking absolute hard boned by like mucs
Yeah, I mean like right now at this very second
Rusty 80 now
You're some shit as positive
Yeah
Hello this way
this way
The two I don't
Thanks so much time to do it. You know, I mean a whole bunches for tuna. I just don't like it for me
You can always tell by in the room. It will look a little scuffed if the room looks scuffed something's broken
I
Think it's just bug
All right
and
It's down still there buddy it is though of life
Because it wasn't telling you man trust me
Now I'm gonna find it
This is fine little thank you still this game has zero bodies
Yeah greatest game of all time
I mean this is a walking bug about it's so shit that it's got nice
It's not funny. I mean, bro the first time I played it in the play test. I had a two-hour long rant
I was just pissed you mean red as shit yelling the shit was ass you know the dread
whether you guys keep looting I mean
because I'm Robbers I got somebody on the ship on the ship on the ship he's
stealing our shit it's the fake flash fake flash I mean stealing shit you
guys one box I see him just kill him or not yeah kill him fucking shoot this
Stop the ship if you can by the head actually so fucking it like it's so rabid and knowing it again
I don't had explained anyone on the ship
How is it doing three men's though great
Bringing nothing in
The guys got a gray rifle
what are we fucking doing here?
somebody just exploded over this uh, this ridge jessie
straight ahead
uh, yeah, they had a behind me shooting
no no no, this is opposite direction
at the turn our ship back on
i'm getting a bunch of that, uh, monies
for us
how much are you fucking looting over there, man?
a lot
i don't know
A lot is fucking junk. I mean, what else are we gonna lose? We gotta get the job to get the good shit
So in a lobby you chew over the old in your lobby, why man's dies for nothing. I mean
We're wasn't fucking James born to nothing. It was actually
I was pretty sad
He likes you just ran grabbed one box and tried to run like and probably grab the box. It was a fucking amplifier
Like what are you doing with that?
That doesn't have a fucking shit
I have to go I got a little for this time. Let's just get out. Yeah
I miss other way extra no the opposite side left side. Oh, yeah, dude
I mean it's good it's kind of rubbish, but should they jump up on the ground somewhere
Yo Jesse you you okay, bro. Yeah
All right, that's about it. Let me have everything
I just stretched my leg.
Watch out, can you just...
Can you keep going?
It's a little bit rubbish, mate.
Well, I'm not in a battle entirely.
Actually, I have AGs.
So, what's happening?
Does this go?
Why would it let me just...
reload the correct ammo 67 months wow we like is it because of our style
and at the end of box to really what box did you think I picked on above the
ground it's fine just go I I can't even for right now we'll lose we'll lose
I don't know what's happening right now at the end.
It's a nade pick it up, I'm telling you.
Oh yeah, I picked up a box. How many did you drop on the ground?
Oh, you did me two I think.
Okay, I picked up both.
Oh, easy then.
I picked up one when that guy stole our shit.
There is the enemies on it, yeah, yeah, yeah, watch out, watch out.
Chad, there are again.
Wait, there's a compass on the...
On the wheel?
Yeah.
You just noticed?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh...
I
Just a real quick up
Some of the chemicals how many how much is that?
60 is that all second one that
Where you have what are you looking at right now? There's a bottle. Yeah, that's rare chemicals
There's 61 over there
Yeah, that's the ones I just put down, I'm just glad they didn't work.
That big Schwab is really, uh, really though.
I wish you'd fight Sargu, so I believe.
That Clanker, right?
That Clanker north, south, north, and north, west.
How long do they stay around the body of the Clankers?
Do you have any idea?
Probably around, I don't know, 10 minutes, maybe.
We'll open up.
Someone coming through here.
Yeah.
Wait, is that all the players?
Do we win?
We won.
Nope, Bidus.
Yeah, bro, that guy that was on our thing, the clutch guy, he has a ship somewhere.
He's gonna like, snipe again.
Yeah, he's probably Bidus.
And someone just triggered a beacon at the look of that Kaiser plots super north
Oh, we are not going there. There's guys in the desert in the zone. It like he's dying in his own
Wait, wait shots guys
Yeah, oh
Stick up on it. Stick up on it
Slow and fucking steady, Jesse.
Okay, I think we stop here, maybe we hit it.
Just, just, just, just...
Yeah, yeah?
Right here?
All three, man, all three dead ends!
Go, go, Jesse!
Reactor 900.
Reactor 900.
Reactor 900.
I killed them motherfucker turn on the reactor. Fucking kill them!
They're dead, they're dead, they're dead.
Bang! Okay now, end the laser.
Yeah push, push, push.
Push for the ship. Well I'm not going to help but-
change the way that you ADS and stuff and it's really buggy. Is it the hip fire one or the...
No, it's just like this is the greatest unlooted it and it's looted it. Like...
Listen, there's still a player here. Everything is buggy, everything is buggy.
There's still a fucking player here. I'm not seeing a player. I'm telling you,
I was fighting him and he just ran away
Maybe in this town. Let me just put this out there. They have a loop by the way
I heard someone reload it in the base. Is there someone in our base? No no me there
I'm not in there. I'm not in there. I'm in there. I'm not in there. I'm in our base. Someone's in our base somewhere
When there's a planet? Yeah, I heard a reload. I see him I see him I see him
He's at the he's a broken broken with C4 climbing up the ladder. He's up. He's up. He's up
The top down? He's on the ladder. No, no, no, he's on the second ladder. He's lagging
there's two two two two two I'm coming up
dead one moving the ship the other one I just don't get it
I don't see the other one yeah he's on the wheels I'm dead I need I've already killed one the other
other guys are gonna fucking loot me at the helm of the ship
I'm mobbing on and on
if you welcome to the jungle you will get a last win
dead
like what? yeah, we did something very laggy enough
right, that sounds like a body
like so fucking laggy dude
Well that last time I just heard like a second and half attack of them like so stupid
Is there still one more?
I don't think so but I wouldn't take my word for it
I don't know if they have the guns off of it
Yeah there's a revolver right there, a blue revolver
Yeah we need this, we're cool, we need this shit
So do you guys see that?
They have hell of stuff on them by the way, they were looting this.
Why they have like a spotlight on their shit though.
Alright, start bringing shit up, I'll put us right in front of them.
Lightbox here?
Wow, that's actually really nice parking.
Jesus Christ.
Holy.
I wish you there's a way to dock like that like oh dude. This is not bad
We want that
I don't even know what you're fucking robbed like, you know, like some sort of like some
rat so fuck just goes on and just jumps all the way down the ground.
Is that blue key or was that box key?
I had more on the ground, but maybe you looted it.
Other plan to the plan, I need to go loot the plan.
Guys, we need those cannons because I'm on side of them.
I'm bringing them up, I'm grabbing them.
I'm repairing right now.
I'm grabbing all the cannons, I'm putting them on the shelves as well.
We can take them all out fast.
Is there another walk?
Nope.
Somebody just died.
Who died?
Wait, not me.
I heard.
Yeah, you heard that, right?
Someone went, ugh.
Yeah
I think somebody got shot, what?
Yeah, yeah, someone got shot for sure
Okay, there's somebody in town that's still alive, he's gonna try to get shot
Guys, nobody looped outside of our ship, on our space
I'm staying on our ship, okay, I'm looking
Okay
Wait, I usually...
I...
I'm traveling
Yeah, on the opposite side
Use their ship as tank and as cannonier
Okay, I like that
I need to turn over here, I don't know if it's fixed up.
Is there no cannons here?
I can't even fucking see this too much smoke.
I see them, I see them.
Wait, I just got it.
Yeah, he did it directly.
I'm coming on my shuffler to protect it.
Some guys, you hold on! Some guys, I'm going on my shuffler!
I'm dead, I'm dead. I just got shuffled.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead. On the ground.
It's the ship of Constraint, they just killed me.
Okay, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go and make them.
All my loot's over there.
I'm up here.
They're going on their cannons and gonna shoot.
It's fine. Yeah, just move. Just move, just move.
I will fucking get on their ship, I'm gonna bomb them from the side.
I
Wanted it fucking Jesse go behind him
Thankers I mean okay, we're gonna go all the way around
I'm not one's well alone
I have a one bullet to this.
I see him, I see him, he's straight ahead, yeah he's straight ahead.
I'm okay, it's clear.
Come on, I'm gonna check this level quickly.
here as well he's running out of
hit him on hit him again
hit him again
seizing
what you're doing there right now yeah okay we're wrapping around you to get a
better angle like seizing
Then, I might have only died a little.
We're coming, we're coming, we're going all the way around.
Jesse, I'm jumping off, I'm going to go through the roster here.
Did you step to my head?
Jesus Christ.
I'm coming.
There's going to be at least two more.
What is that?
This guy was loading bullets one at a time.
What a fucking poor honor
That's so laggy like maybe I don't know
It's just so laggy it's just sad like it's it's impressive how bad it is you know I mean
should I talk or not not yet oh guy in the mountain I see him guy in the mountain behind
you guys okay I'll start shooting in the direction look over here this is a lot of
I'm again guys this is a good fallback really very good fallback
There's so many rats it's like kind of unbelievable one guy like
Like you're dead man like you've lost already man. I fuck off right here. I saw him behind the back left of the hole
the guy that died
There was more you know
Yeah, I'm...
Bro, thanks.
Chuck, he's dancing, dancing, dancing.
Wow, I fell down, of course.
Uh, I'm coming out.
I see him with a red barrel.
Red barrel?
Yeah, I'm pretty excited to kill them.
Yeah, he's like trying to...
There's a body on our ship, right?
Oh, there's not much...
I need your help for one second, bro.
This guy's gonna try to blow up our ship.
Yeah, I'm trying to help her now. What?
Right here. He's over here. Like, over the- Yeah.
Kill.
Okay, re- Hold on. Re-get him right here.
Why do we need that shit?
I hear him next to me.
Yeah, I mean, I have no ammo. I need to look for ammo box.
Am I doing- Am I doing- Am I doing-
I let it up. I let it up. He's gonna try to pull you up run. No, no, no. Hit him. Yeah,
he dumped out. Now that was just a bit. Now that was just embarrassing embarrassing. It's
the fake. What's your guy, buddy? You got in there. It's just sad. Now I'm not feel
bad, man. It's just sad. Oh, man, like you can't do anymore, man. It's gonna break
My heart's you're fucking out of the game your shit your trash your lonely you're doing three days as a solo
Cuz you have nobody to hit that fuck you
Now call him for a quick now already I would get this right so I gotta call them. They're ready to go again for
Yes, there's hell of shit on the first
So go we need we need to get to the oh shit. We gotta move. We don't
We have there's still way too much to do on this other ship
I would like to wait wait wait wait no
on this other ship
on the ship that we killed oh
Shit you're right. Um, I'm moving. I'm moving this ugly ship and you doc doc over there, Jesse
I didn't get the plant
It's only day the plant the furnace. I ain't the bush
Alright, go Jess.
What the hell are boxes there?
Our leg is broken by the way.
We want to fix that.
Our leg is not broken.
I'm looking at it.
No, right now.
Our leg is not broken man.
We're looking at the wrong chip.
We're looking at the one you took over.
I let that shit run away.
I need that though.
Why?
Because if we die, we're sending it on this one then.
It's a whole lot to hit that. Oh, yeah, I have to move it so we can loot that this first ship
It's not I think I move the ship inbound on the last circle, right?
One of the bushes is good for loot. Oh, no, I can't reach a lot anymore
We need any repairs our main ship
Yes, me me me me me
Guys, the drone is coming
You cannot take anything, I think you should go now
We're good, we're good, we're good, let's get the fuck out of here, we're done
There's nothing out here, Jesse
I'm uh, I'm looking for the cannon.
Radio beacon?
Wait, you cannot put the plant on the shelf yet?
You have to bring the plant by hand?
Wait, it's not enough.
That's the cannon.
That is pretty crazy.
So the upgrade is end game.
You have to extract with the plant in your hand.
Model lens.
Easy.
You can solidate it.
Yeah.
Nice.
Also, if you want to put all that loot at the bottom bottom, that's where all the storage
actually is.
Yeah, there's a nice long L at the bottom.
It's very nice.
There's a person to our right.
Is that who you're thinking?
You dance clutch?
Fake clutch?
There's one to your left and one to your right.
Wow.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, look.
That looks like a one-man shit.
That looks like it's a fake clutch guy.
look it's a one-man ship it
great shot at
yes it's green
yeah yeah it's so fake so fake
yeah first off
that's not even a colored clutch Jesus
you are ass
you can't stream snipe properly bitch
i'm gonna go
i'm gonna go on my ship right?
well i'm repairing Jesse are you talking to me?
no i thought you meant like
my ship now right?
I don't know what's going on here.
What's going on here?
Your foot is broken, bro.
Yeah, your foot was broken.
As long as long as long as my family is good, I'm gonna chill on it.
Alright, we're good.
He's guys doing green.
Let's go send to heaven.
Do you regret it? Why are you coming over here then?
Huh?
Me or him?
Yeah, yeah, I mean, like I said,
I said it not green it also Jesse you know the you know I mean yeah yeah yeah I'm not
gonna say that loud but you know what I know
there's one behind the edge yeah there's two players
yeah yeah yeah the real ones now hey now
well that's you guys what guys you need to start veering it on inbound right
side maybe at the page in I mean are we still losing what are we doing here are
we leaving I didn't want fighting yeah I think I'm killing yeah I didn't want
fighting or you're gonna fight okay like I think I think you go right side
over here we have to pretty much yeah we have to kill because we want the rest of
this lobby now stuff yeah because we wanted loose the dreadnought I'm
I'm not like maybe three percent
about the boost test for me I get a chance
I'm getting real close
I'm not opening it, not opening it
it's almost last level anyway man this is great for me
not opening it
he just fucked up
we're good go
I can't fight that
I can't fight that
You're okay, man. It's gonna be alright eggs
It's gonna be okay, man. We just please don't die otherwise. I'm not gonna just slap your son
It's gonna be okay
Yeah
I think that's the final fight over there.
So what's on that?
Charlie Puth Superman.
Who?
Charlie Puth, man.
Who the fuck is that?
I got a perfect pitch.
Me?
He does.
You ain't got no perfect pitch.
Let me hear you sing.
Hey, there's a Lila what's it like in New York City?
Thousand miles away, but girl tonight you look so pretty. Yes
Oh
I know that doesn't get a plant at that Super Bowl next year
If we took the invitation of course, but damn based on what they saw this in one
Now Madison Bear saw that and said damn this bear
Is that her name Madison bear is it not Madison bear beer
Madison beer
It's Madison beer. Yeah beer
They hit a hard right by the way, you see that motherfuckers, holy shit, oh they spawned
more clankers but they're getting back in.
But that's moving that player over that outer zone.
The people that are here I think they don't have their ship or something, oh no, they're
right here.
Check the beacon, yeah it's them, guys this is the final zone.
We should sit on this hill right here and campin' out.
Listen, there's at least three other ships that I've seen so far.
So, we got a fight.
I'm going over to you here.
Oh, they're extracting, no!
Yeah, with a bomb. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So where is the...
The Trep Newt?
probably in front they could have looked at it right x this guy is be lighting you
like there's a guy going over oh yeah yeah he is let's close every time
oh the last x-ray is the red new on unless they're doing it right now oh please no
No, I can't see
Guy Jones the guy who wore a striped sweater looks like blue school
Why not this other circle wait that player dead it
You know you probably don't know know my my character used to put eggs in a fucking split all the time
All right, all right, so this information is being spread to the guy
You were like a gang no, no, I wasn't even I had my own gang and we took shit on
You know the guys
So he's again off stream and dumb fucks that was a zero
Which the fucking sky fully black right and on this door dogs
No, we were live
We're a straight man, they're expecting they're expecting it. I can't let I can't let that happen. I got a lot happened
There is someone be lining you excellent, you know
You're about to be finally third party
And pretty sure it's just a fake clutch guy
They're going to get a big
May have to let him now fake clutch left a clutch the same still up to the right
Yeah, I see him, I see him, I see him.
One minute until he dies.
Cause I could, I could bomb them with a grenade.
Where the fuck are you going, X?
This guy's not even in the goddamn circle.
He's gone. He's so gone.
This guy said he had no gas, but he's fucking like 20 miles away from us.
That's weaker than that was meant to be.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Classic
Guys I canceled next like that. I'm the big guy come kill him really
That's crazy
I double
I really need to 3 shots
Was that my new ship?
That's not it
Yeah, but they loaded this to a quest
We're coming
My plant! No, my plant!
The circle is coming towards you
I
Very little there little you got to go you got to go no you got to come in fucking plug his cheeks guy
No, I'm coming but like look at the circle. It's about to hit you. Oh
Shit yeah, I
Can go for how Mary and just bomb their doors with water grenades and and hijacking me
you gotta do you gotta do it quick
there you go Jesse damn oh no we are he's slow as Jesse man bro I've been
putting the boost in there non-stop too
it's fucking shit so slow
I'm coming I'm coming back I'm coming back I'm coming back
Oh my god, it's not scary out here.
Wait, who's shooting?
Is that you, Ed?
No, I'm on foot with my plant.
Someone's busting right now.
Ex, you need to start running over to us now.
Ah, what the hell am I doing here?
I'm cleaning you guys up with my plant.
I'm going up.
We dead or we need to stop that!
Again!
So what you want to do?
Let me know now.
Go ahead and circle.
Go ahead and circle.
I'm gonna go on foot.
I'll see you in a minute.
What the f-
Wow.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Don't wait for a little rain here.
I'm watching the circle.
No, I don't think I'm going back.
I hope he blew up.
I don't think that's really good.
Wait, if one extract is dead, right?
I mean, he can call extract too, but it's going to take too much time.
He's going to die to Storm.
Oh, I'm going to Storm.
I'm going to go for Thirga, Thirga.
I'm reversing so you can grab and then let me know when you're on
Wait guys, I think this is not such guys we have to do it if anything in two minutes
Yeah
Well, we're waiting for your ass. I'll go on foot. You're fine
All right, man, I'm waiting for you on the edge of the circle. Yeah, we're out here, bro. There's run run
There's run towards us
No, he is looting with a box
But are you eggs are you serious guys there's actually on the ground man. He's looting like like those little
points of interest like the boat it's not little it adds up even like the people
bro it's not even a good you to stop shit
like bro
coming full boat
I might die with gas, low key.
Now, let me show you again, that's my thought.
Not to this until it shrinks again, right?
I hope.
Guys?
I hope, I don't know.
two minutes until the red hits the blue guys it is the blue guys there's no
circle everybody what they actually did don't I think they all died yeah because
they're outside the zone probably can't go over there anymore no I'm saying I
don't think they made it yeah we're the last people alive here I can't look
in circle
So no dreadnought no
So it is not on the spot then
I
Bricks
Wait, can you bug that it's not taking any damage?
Yeah, they should add motorcycles like that for the sand as well.
Like at the boats and then there should be like motorcycles that you could like put up
with like maybe an engine or like some gas.
Oh, you're right there.
You got a box here, bro?
Yeah, it's a utility box that I just checked open.
What about your uh, Ficus, your Ficus?
We got you.
Uh, I mean, I mean, bring that home in my hibiscus.
I'm bringing it back, back to you.
Yeah, your hibiscus, man.
Speed.
Wait, didn't I put it right here?
It's up top.
By the one on the cannon.
Oh, beautiful.
It's this final circle, when does it start moving?
Wait, is it moving?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it moves now.
No, no, 16 seconds, 16 seconds.
Oh wow, we're fucking close.
Yeah, no, we're dead.
We're dead.
Hey, no, no, no, we're dead.
Get the push, get the push.
Like, we're dead.
No, no, no, we're good, we're good, we're good.
No, no, we have to make it over there and it, and it.
Yeah, we're fine, we're fine.
we're fine we're fine we're fine no no it's in it we're good
ten minutes take ten minutes to close totally yeah yeah no save zone like as
long as we go by a minute like what like eight something we're showing even
even if the storm even if the storm is on us no we're not letting anyone
What
They say the truth can take an eternity lies or incentive truth takes forever
Vegetables can't call onion rings
Hey somebody's fighting zoom there zoom they are like you're joining the shit man
Yeah, Jesse like shit dude. Come on, man
Bomb and I got your boost
My driving is literally
What the fuck are you doing man?
My driving is getting my ice not so much
Yo, take a real men's fight man. Take a real men's fight. That's what we would do
Yeah, he's just up for real
What if we could pull up the alien shit
You going? You going?
No time. Fuck.
Cause it's a little bit of a hill I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, it is.
You ready to kill the players?
Oh, we can get them before they fucking...
Before they use the rope, yeah.
The rope is right there.
They're here here. Oh my god. Wait, wait, it's all of them.
It's all of them. Okay. Okay. Okay.
They're all dead.
What?
We got wiped by zombies.
This guy had a shovel. Okay. They probably didn't have any loot to be fair then.
No, I did yeah, we're in the box or long
Or maybe no, maybe they kill each other and like I do a pdp in each other, you know, I mean
Maybe they're adding a blast with being friends
Whole son the momentum
Okay, we need to read it into the exit nice. This is definitely
yeah well there's some good loot in here though
all right you're welcome everything's good we're gonna be here for you
awesome tell me when to extract uh whatever whatever just do that
sure yeah go ahead and loot everything no no no i'll put in it i'll i'll buy
something like that like i'm about to go full fucking like loot mode
i believe i'm not taking out a box or anything oh i'm fucking taking out a box
Plants take the place out
Guys take the place take the place out please
Take the plant out please and put on the ground
Fuck is he talking about my plan my plan to take it out of the pile at the top and put it at the ground
That's like a little bit of my hands on it
what you forget it forget it forget it I have it I have it bro I got it I got
it nice in my hand it's at the bottom bro go grab it yeah but first I'm
losing more though it's under our shade bro first I'm looting more I need to
do more yeah yeah we get it we get it look man go ahead wait can I actually
on the loax though take a box and just grab the Levi's skins yeah yeah yeah
Yeah sure there's a lot actually, there's a bunch in the box
That's the only thing
They'll mind the two boxes that are next week so they have full guns in the armor
I wasn't planning on taking anything out
Yeah
Nice look
Oh wow
Okay
There's the Leviathan speedrun
There we go
And
I thought it was a pristine, on my heart stopped
And it wasn't.
It's only a .45.
It's not too shabby level though.
Any fabrics.
It's not too shabby level.
The loot is shit.
Somebody loot it.
40 down.
Wait.
Did you lose second floor?
Uh, this is.
Uh, no.
I only looted up.
There's more.
There's more.
There's more down there.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, the box here.
There's like 40.
I forgot the box though.
I forgot the box.
Did you get your Fiscus?
No.
I think I can pick it up by now.
It's at the bottom, bro.
Yeah, you have to get Fiscus, sir.
Also, there's more Leviathan at the top.
Yeah, I found that I see a lot more more. Well guys
I only have Leviathan's in the fabric, I need I need this return so
Did someone just die?
No
Okay, okay
It looked like someone died like oh my no, I got I got up
All right
That's okay, I mean there's no mushrooms in here though
Guys guys the air refuse of the mixtures, please. I really need it. Please. Yeah mixtures refuse that please
I refuse it
It's refusing this and I'm pretty sure is there something else called fabric. Oh, yeah, right there at the bottom the green ones
Can you guys refuse fabric sure man? I got you know, it's good because I could up our cannons
Just be better. Okay one last thing. I swear that thing in the cool chunks of bottom left
please
And literally I have hundreds of those night line fell 500 right before this. Okay. I love seal. I
I have like a hundred and sixty
I just refuse all right you take all the gear ah I mean you take everything
well let those split let those split okay fair enough oh that's better because
I'm a little bit of a greatest very good for us you're my house to my car close
fucking my wife wedding ring I'll give that to you I got 8.9 K 12 K honey
got seven seven what the fuck was that
seven no you got there I'm telling you it's
cuz he picked up that lotus that's just
three K and I what about you you got
12k plants plants work to a good
I don't know to sell here though to make
to just make a little bit of money on top of
I can I do this tech tree thing now is it finally go I'm still broke I need metal rods and the plans for upgrades though
Yeah, don't sell the plant I mean you're you don't need the plant right now to be fair like well
That's like it but that's not that that's an extract though like that. That's imagine what we need. You need it
I fuck it. I'm actually playing as Iris on it.
Like if you need the money, I would sell it.
How much is the plant?
3k flat.
3k?
But then you can't, like you got a hole that you can even put it on a shelter, right?
Yeah, but that's also like a really good thing to hold at the end.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I wish like an armor plate 3.
Alright, so what's the play then, boys?
I
Are we going are we going dickhead run or we actually put it in gear this time are we going to go again?
I went as chat as I possibly could
My body is cooked
Yeah, I've been away for a while now I'm going bad
I'm saying all those goodles reds out of shit. It's just garbage
I have three red rods that smoke grenades, that's a good buy.
They are so busted, champs and climatics.
With the contact grenades I have a thousand like we should yeah the contact grenades are crazy if you if you're
Near somebody ship and you chuck them at the reactor it's over
Oh, that's the one these blue ones are the ones that the blue ones that I threw yeah, but they they don't insta break them
But they do hella damage like it guys. It's armor plates
So I wonder if that and the C4 like the same amount of damage like if I take three C4 I
Don't know I threw three contact
Contact grenades at somebody's ship and he killed them broke the turn and did like here to re armor plates
He single use grenade or a reusable mace you can use it as a melee weapon
That's what it says. What bro. What if you blow up? We fucking swing that shit
But that's what it says that you could use it as a melee. I don't even know that
Chat armor place
Yeah, I think that's our next winner.
Our ship was good, by the way.
We didn't take any damage on our reactor the whole time.
Yeah, it was pretty good ship, as long as we don't get three orbital strikes and shit
and the best cannon's in the game.
Guys, look at my screen.
I see it.
I see what you're doing.
little beaks on the thing, it's armor plates.
I would do that, it looks nice.
We're already slow.
Like the maneuverability is already changing.
Someone had that on their ship all around,
it's the most broken thing ever.
It's 2,000 per thing, like we really saved our ship with that.
Probably just a-
That plus, imagine that on one side and then the explosive bumpers on the other,
like the ramming fucking bumpers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It blows all the air up fucking crazy.
Alright.
yeah once I don't make public or maybe I run the reactor a perhaps yeah I mean
yeah I'm not I mean I'm heading to 34 now like after embrace your I haven't
even gotten past tier one check embrace your oh steering can be good to look
that steering though pilot bridge oh you're gonna be a better chassis you're not wrong
any cool chunks and all that bullshit the great chassis
the royal chassis eight leg yeah i swear remember when you were saying you were shooting those
guys and you can never break their legs. I think they had it like six or eight legs.
Doing his muscle shape. Many see a spider pull-up at max. It has 12 engines. The 12 world chases
fully armored with only experimental six on each side.
I think I would ult that four and just get that 10 done. Yeah, and then just
Um, uh, yeah, no, today is the 12th.
Oh, I guess it was someone else.
Hey, chat, take care.
I enjoy my thing.
I hope you enjoyed your chat.
Take care.
Good evening.
Have a good night.
There was a different man.
You're actually.
I'll be a chat.
I hope you like it.
But yeah, check the care.
Um, yeah, I'll go.
Yeah.