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07-01-2026 · 10h 00m
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Okay, something that is a core concept of horror is that horror movies, they have to innovate to scare you.
Now, let me explain to you why.
The way, if it was easy to scare somebody, everybody would do it and they would keep repeating it the same meta.
And they do. They repeat the same metas, right?
So, what makes a really good horror movie is that they innovate a new technique on how to innovate.
They do something new, a new method to scare you.
And they use some pretty common ones.
And they also do some big no-no's.
And here's a big no-no they do, hold on.
By the time we're talking about the movie, Obsession, OK?
No spoilers.
No spoilers.
Movie Obsession.
And the big problem that I have with it,
they did the biggest no-no that I find in horror movies.
and it's music or noises are an additive.
They're an accelerant.
There's something that raises the foundation up
and it helps to deliver what's already going on.
Now, hold on.
They use sound and music as the main drive for the scare
and I think that's fucking bullshit.
It's like, it's like, that's bullshit.
That's lame.
It's not good.
Like, you need to make whatever's going on tense
and then make it scary.
And then the music makes that scary enhance.
It's a multiplicative.
Now, hold on.
And I'm not saying no music here.
I'm all I'm saying is that if I'm not scared
by what you're showing me and you go,
Then I'm like, okay, fuck you, you haven't earned that.
They need to earn, they need to build,
they need to earn that spot.
If you need to build the tension,
to meet them on tents,
and then the music makes me go, oh, like, it's bullshit.
And they just over and over again,
and I think it's lame, and I think they shouldn't do that.
And also, so many opportunities in that movie
to really encase and globe what is obsession
and what's a crazy girlfriend.
And the girl in the movie isn't really obsessed,
she's just not.
Like, she's not monitoring calls, checking texts,
or fucking, like, there's just none of that.
Yeah, I get it.
Jack, there's still an opportunity, he's on the phone,
there's no surprises.
Like, at one point in the movie, I was expecting it,
Jack, I was like, they show the car,
and they get into the car,
and they made a kind of slope lane,
I'm like, oh, is she in the car?
I think she's in the car, she's not in the car.
Outside I think she's outside not outside. I think should I be in the house not in the house?
Okay, then there's one. Oh, you're boring and then and then
Did I talk about a topic when she's not there?
And she's not listening or she doesn't know like
She's not obsessed
That makes sense like it's bad. It's so bad bullshit like so I give it a six
Um, if check malls, I'm giving a 5.8 5.8 and I'm also getting it. It's gonna be a fucking flat 4.3
And I'm only I'm gonna fucking here by the shit anymore fucking dog shit movie shit
Okay, um
Jack I wish I could watch movies on shrinkage like it show you guys it the the technique that they tried to use and
How he copied it? I wasn't he was inspired by other movies and how he failed and let me look at something
Yeah, oh, sorry, sorry Robin
check by the by the middle middle part of the movie game is that a restaurant right and it goes behind
them and it goes up you just talk on the phone the carapans are the right of roughly they're
like whoa what the fuck don't do that right bullshit and then they leave to decide you see you're
also cute today.
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
So the lady is on the booth, right, since she's sitting here.
And they let the viewer see him and her as she stands up.
How am I supposed to be scared as a viewer?
If I know where the threat is at, how it's coming and what it's doing.
It's dog shit.
It's trash, man.
Like, it's supposed to scare me, I'm not supposed to know.
See, I'm right.
So the point of seeing it, the point is it's shit.
Okay, and then we can suck it.
Let me give you, hold on.
What's that?
Wait, you found the clip?
By a mile to watch it?
I'll watch it.
One.
I love you so, so, so, so, so much.
I don't think I could live without you.
You love me more than anyone in the world?
World cup highlights, now, Bubbin.
No, it's not a short...
Yeah?
No, it's not gonna show up there.
It's not gonna show up there.
I don't give a- I don't give a- I'm sorry, I don't give a- I don't give a- I don't give a-
Does your dad really have cancer?
It's nothing good in this. It's not what I'm looking for.
No.
No.
No.
No, what?
Little cringe but
I don't think that's the point so I'm not criticizing that but
like
That's a lot of, chat, it's a scene right after this one, where they show the, okay,
chat, it's a scene right after, where they show the, they show the back, where he's
on the, he's like talking on the phone.
I'm not a hater.
I'm very much into horror movies and it's not like, okay, see, in, see in the movie Nope.
Here.
I've shown you, I've shown you this before, chat, when they're in the barn and there's
the little devils that are disguised in like a fake scare. This one. Okay. Okay. I wish
I had to see that. So I could super close. I could show you guys. Wow. What did it write
in this that could have applied to this? And I'm telling you, it's almost the same. And
I wish you could see, watch it.
I
This movie is bad. I think it actually excels in a few areas. I don't think it's fantastic
But in some areas of horror it does really good
And I barely blaze I barely blaze
Okay, not any problem, not any problem. Now, now here's the reason why this is kind of
scary anyway to do good, is that the threat disappears, right? Is that you know what the
threat is, but it disappears. And it could be anywhere at this point. What if it came
from the right? What if it came from the back? What if it was already behind them? You don't
see it so that moment is kind of like where is it I don't like it because you
oh my god is it it's that's good in the other movie or the other is that you
always know you always see the threat that's bullshit
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Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
Oh, god.
Give us back our power.
Don't make troopers claim.
Captain.
Poor kid.
Juke's on us.
Oh, anyway.
Um, is that it?
The darkness is coming.
It's coming.
Oh, anyway, um, that's not it.
The audience covers your face as opposed to master of motion.
Honestly, I don't recognize it, but it's a bit of an uneasy.
Yeah, I think some scenes do that pretty good, yeah, when we can't see it, but whatever.
Oh, yeah, that's not a big of a deal.
One thing I hate about this film is when people overanalyze every character's action.
Bro, I'm not here for a PhD thesis.
I just want to enjoy a simple scary movie.
If I wanted to decode every scene, I'd watch Inception.
No, no, no, no. I'm not decoding the actions of the character.
I'm decoding the way that the director directed the scene in a way that could be more scary.
Because what's a scary movie if I'm not scared of?
It's fucking useless.
If you may give me a horror movie and I'm not scared of you did a poor job.
La-plop-sa-her.
And in that movie, yeah, it was interesting and I guess it was kind of cool.
La-plop-sa-her.
It didn't really scare me that much.
And I'm pretty easy to be scared, yo.
And it would be bad and it emphasizes a lot on audio and on on on fucking
and
Fucking overwhelming the sounds to be scared of that's gonna lame
Okay, this guy has a watch five movies
The fuck up don't know.
Horror in like psychological terror.
Oh wrong, just, I mean, hey man.
Yo, this guy got a fucking grok,
fucking script and he's just copying it on,
like what the fuck is this?
It's a perfect balance, bro.
But I'll say this, if you are in a relationship,
obsession is 10 times scarier.
If you're single and you are not in a relationship.
Jack and Jane are like, the movie's called Obsession again,
But she's generally less upset than some of the shit I've seen little girls do.
Like, some of the stuff that she does is like, is like a four out of ten.
Like, legit, I'm like, okay, I mean, okay, I was watching it, I was like, okay, uh, what's next?
I mean, do something, I mean, do some shit, lady.
Yo, I'm watching, I'm watching a movie, and she's just like, shit, there's some crazy behavior,
and I'm like, yo, is that, actually, do some shit, like, what the fuck?
You go see the movie?
Like, steal his car and some shit, you know what I mean?
If you have a girlfriend and you watch this movie,
I swear to God, I want to go home last night.
I want her ass to go home.
I thought I was gonna wake up in the middle of the night
and Donald was gonna be like this.
Just stare at that, you know?
And you know what's even worse about it?
That movie, it mimics what real girlfriends do
in real life.
It just exaggerated it to a hundred.
It mimicked what actual girlfriends do.
Tell me you love me, tell me you love me.
Why do I love you more than you love me?
Just freaking out out of the blue, move.
Okay, well that would be something cool, Trent.
Is that you know by the end, right?
He talks to this girl or whatever, right?
Or he extended text or whatever.
I think he would come back home or whatever
and she would know about it.
She'd be like, oh, what did he mean by this?
And she wasn't there in that conversation.
So she'd know it and it'd be like, oh my God.
And then you're all like, oh, what did that happen?
You know what I mean?
But like there was really no twists.
There's nothing. There's no hidden...
It's all out there. It's kind of boring.
That motherfucking movie! Mimics!
Alright, alright. I get to pick. I get to pick.
Um...
Um...
That counts.
Love, love her.
Oh, really? That's it?
Cheers, man.
I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it.
Jack, Jack.
I told you the girl with BPD that movie was way too familiar for me.
Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying.
Like, bro, how is she not monitoring his texts
or his calls or checking the rain cameras
that way when out of the house
or fucking showing him a clip of somebody
like being around, you know what I mean?
Like, like this is some real shit.
That was some bullshit.
That was some level one shit.
I'm understand this right now.
What I was saying was, bro.
Um, yeah.
Chat, I wasn't sure if I said this yet,
but I have a lot more support.
And what I mean by that is that, um,
It's just not how World Cup works.
I think in the past it was if you had a grandpa,
a grandma of a country.
Now, I think it's still the rule, right?
Your toes still reach your face.
Grandpa, grandma, born or citizenship?
Grandma, grandpa, mama, data, citizenship or born in.
That's a lot of options.
like oh I don't know I don't feel like reading all this shit
um
somebody's like
a nationality
and now what's with people um
bo bo bo
dude I'm not reading this shit
legal nationality, China
hey fuck this
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I may or may not realize it, but I'm not...
In two weeks, it's going to be out in theaters July 1, 7.
Get the tickets now.
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Jack, I cannot be tensed with any one of those movies, Jack. Classic Nolan. It wasn't in
the movie, it was like, bro, you can't hear anything! You can't hear any dialogue as fucking
Movies!
Oh yeah, we saw it, didn't know.
No, that's a new one.
Yeah, 10 hours with that in movies, and Peter does that, I agree.
Let's go!
Sorry I forgot I, I, I, I, I, I should have been able to use this!
The gods don't speak in ways we understand.
He doesn't understand pain.
Let's go!
The blood. The gods told me.
Then I defy the gods.
Chat, chat, you know, I'm preparing myself, you know what, chat? Nolan is allowed a miss because at a tenet I would have my doubts.
But then, but then he had Oppenheimer, so he's allowed to get a miss.
All good, I'm not even gonna know that.
I know that, but like I don't think it will be what it's hyped up to be.
I think it's going to be a solid 6.5 and I'm dying on this hill.
I choose a 6.5 ahead.
99 months Pog, 99 months Pog, we have a message for you.
Your Minecraft record days are numbered.
Sub five minutes next week.
Now why don't you have one, when lightning strikes the tower?
Does it just go to the ground? What if you're on it? Do you get shocked?
Do you get...
Ehhhhhhhhh
Happy loss appreciation day. So what did you get him?
Embattled powers up the monster box, Mr. Count.
I don't...
I don't... Chances are my things are bad, but I can elaborate my takes, like, like, severely.
Like I can back it up with data with examples like my favorite of all time because you asked
To his his GT RP when he was when he was not an owner. He was able to like unleash I
Mean that
Him argue with cops for seven hours straight Felix would break the rules of no pixel
Not true.
Not true.
Wrong.
I don't think he was breaking the rule.
Wrong.
Well, he was treating people like shit and yeah, anyone else would have gotten a ban.
But because he was treating people like shit and being like the main character, 100,000
people, it was so good.
Now let me raise the stakes.
Now let me raise the stakes for you.
Again, people were treating me differently because of that exact effect.
So now that we've come at a stalemate where the criteria is that I'm in are much harsher
and I'm expecting to do better, no I agree I did bad but shit around me was fucking cooked.
Like the guy who drove me for an hour nobody had ever seen that on the service history.
It was a first one.
The guy drove me from the main street to Pilito
at 35 miles an hour.
That's not even allowed.
Bro, the fucking highway in the game is like 60.
We were going 35.
And no pixel could defend him,
because he was getting more views,
but he was getting more views
because he's breaking rules and being a piece of shit.
So it was like this paradox.
People were sniping.
I didn't enjoy that.
People were ghosting.
People were hopping and I was supposed to keep it together yo, I'm only human buddy. I'm only human Bob
They're still talking about Jean Paul to this day cry more about it soon check check check
Show me that the cop drives at 30,000 hour. Show me that shit
We have to get there before the rush, okay
Oh, not you. I got a lot of other things to say.
XQCM.
Oh!
You're a messy.
Ya kid, he knows.
Really?
Uh, what are you doing here?
Spiderman.
The Spidey Tracker?
Wait, are you looking for Spider-Man?
Yeah.
Just wait here, okay?
Welcome to New York.
Hey, I heard you were looking for me.
You good with heights?
Como?
Oh
Okay, that's awful. Oh
Chat guys it I fear that it's not me any older than seeing wrangler I fear it's shit getting worse and shit problems
Jack Jack
It's gonna take a lot of special cases.
Jack!
How?
It's gonna take us an hour and a half to get there.
Ah, so I'm gonna get back by the end.
Oh, no, don't fucking do this, dude.
Look at the scene.
What's the smoking?
I had right here on the back of the seat and I will just collect this.
Ta-da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
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HAHAHAHA
This game!
He slowed down even more this guy, dude, man!
Check. Check. He's going 39
Even the NPCs are going past and he's blocking the road
Like-
Check, that's fucking stupid!
So I'm not going to accuse anybody of rule breaks, because I mean you guys find it.
But if you apply the rules to the maximum, there will be a rule break.
And so did I.
And sometimes, people do bad.
But the things go, anything goes bad.
You are a better man than me, he would be Instaband as soon as I was owner.
Hey yo what up it's the one and only Mr. Thanksgiving DJ Drama and I wanna welcome you all out to the most iconic B.T. Cypher of all time.
Everybody say why you ain't say that word, I ain't gotta say it though.
I'm one of the realest in the game, I ain't never said it though, they say it for me boy.
Uh, no.
Matter of fact, drop the beat drama.
Yikes, the great deal.
Classic.
I ain't done yet, cut the beat.
Hold up. I go bad for bad. I go B for B. I go G for G. I go eat the E. Yeah, and I'm a real in the streets, boy
Chet and I voted for Barack Obama boy
I'm not saying it, Jack, I'm not saying if it skits, but if that's the whole skit,
this is like what the fuck what am I bored I'm a little bit bored yeah okay
next what is that today I found out my best friend 25 years has been stealing
for me.
50 bands minimum.
100 th...
My dog.
What if there's anything but his name, yeah?
Shit, Craig, stop moving.
My nigga.
When he got locked up, who was there for you?
Or you was homeless, who was there for you?
Whose house have you been living in for a year, man?
What the fuck?
You gave me the card, bro
You gave me the card gang and did what Larry when did I give you the card for what what I give you the card for
No, you didn't I'm wrong. I'm wrong
Say you took the card
And then what you bought some stuff
I
Don't want to see you again ever again in my life. I swear to God I see you again
Yeah, I'll play with him. I will that's intro. I'm just trying to I'm doing you a fucking favor right now
I don't ever want to see you. I'm in stage chat
Yeah, it is like somebody hit him. I don't ever want to see you again. I'm ever a futile ever
ever ever get the fuck out get on get on get on I don't want to hear nothing
um
he's
um
interesting
yeah I didn't know much about the comments behind it today I don't know
34 months. Do not welcome me to the jungle.
Starts with...
Ah, I know.
...our talks to you, little pop.
Oh, shut up.
Ah, just because it's like...
...so when I say 50, I'm gonna just not throw it.
I'm gonna just not found you.
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the console of this review will be the biggest limitation.
You're gay.
Ah, yes.
Oh.
I'm likely.
Oh, shit.
Unlikely!
I'm gonna do digital chat. What is digital foundry? What do they know?
Chat, I'm sure it'll run at a good FPS in some places and some others gonna be less FPS.
Like tech people, if I had to they know though. Like what?
I don't know why.
the
in the basement. Hello, Elfos, can't you hear me?
Chad, is there any... did Chad hear this newly in here now?
Any new newly?
My friend, of a brave young beast, that ravished this country.
I'll give my husband safe from his cursed sickness.
Get the jelly.
Never take my life like that and that could be you puppy.
Now I'll flip my double quarter pounder of dusty.
I
Saw a booty cracker, I mean, I think I just saw like like actual shit up booty
It could be good, it could be good, it could be bad, never know.
Interesting.
Um...
Fort Knight.
Fort Knight.
Knights of Robert Eggers to cast Hasmongold's chat as extras in Werewolf.
Brian trying to get into the Liger's facility after LeBron told them he was leaving.
Merry Christmas, chat.
I guess.
What is it, is it in?
It's in there.
BTW, the American store is actually done.
Shoot for track, so it's actually pretty good,
I actually only lost control once.
Yeah, I know. It's pretty, pretty better.
XQCL.
Not very nice.
Uh, actually, the thing is, I'm banned for just one day of suspension.
Should I get banned for the driving?
I mean,
chat,
I'm not gonna lie, and this will be a really weird take.
I wonder where it would be, under streamer.
If if tears was enforced the way it is enforced now back in the days
Like a day's job is I had to tone down so much good content
Because yeah all the fun all the reaction all the other media Monday shit like any to be thrown down because oh
No, I'll grill on the screen. I'm gonna get banned now
People do fucking some shit that endangers real lives and families on the road and they get a date like it's so stupid
Like I get fucking multiple days for a gorilla.
Chat's good content.
Like really? Like that's crazy.
I have a phone. Latona.
At this point, Jeff, why don't they just make you delete the violence out of Anyer?
Like, Anyer gives them more publicity, to be honest. And it doesn't do anybody any service.
It's an amazing city.
It doesn't help anything. It only helps, sir. I mean, what? Just make you delete the violence like that, I mean.
So what is that?
60 month sex museum.
Oh, dear God, this guy is getting down on a meme.
Perhaps the proposal to this individual?
It appears now that one of these protesters has paused at the platform.
Is protesting?
69 lights.
Can I get a welcome big dog?
To position something or to move something, whether there's going to be an additional unfurling or not,
we don't know the intention of these people.
But if these people can get up to where they are,
that raises a host of security questions and they've seemingly done it
Kira without any carabiner this but then again higher state bill all right but
they worked themselves down to the base of the antenna and it was like
I can't see it. It's not Alan beats the love of power.
the wolf?
when the power of love beats the power, the love of power, the world knows peace.
oh brother, this guy stinks!
Okay, just cringe, sorry.
Just chat, I mean, it's just cringe.
That's terrible, I don't know.
Really, man?
Jack, you know what I wish I did, though?
People that want the most attention like that
and do some shit that's like deliberate for attention,
like they should just apply the absolute maximum
that the law allows.
Like, you know, sometimes they'll say 30 days in jail
to 10 years, whatever it is, they should max it out.
Because people that wanna hijack the megaphone
and be on TV, wanna do another crime,
they should go max.
Why wouldn't they go max?
They should absolutely go max.
I mean,
Jeff, if you want the whole prize,
get ready to get the whole price.
Japan fans getting a name from the workout and remedy is technically up to stadium
Oh, come on, bro. That's not nice.
Come on, bro.
What do you want me to talk about?
Like, why do you think it's like some sort of act of heroism
to put a fucking flight of some bullshit on a fucking, on a massive spot?
Buddy, like, it wastes a bunch of tax money and shit.
Everybody gets it, it's got to pick them up.
Shit is trash, dude. Are you stupid?
Nobody gets a fuck about some flag. You think it's some guys and we're gonna go do I'm but today chat
I'm better go rob a fucking bank fucking shit today. That's it. I'm done
But no, oh my god
look look on TV
love the love the love power
Beats love of power. Oh my god
I'm gonna go do volunteering. I'm gonna go help a grandma
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to local center and donate some clothes. No nobody fucking doesn't shit
It's fucking point. It's point. It's always every sign. Are you stupid?
Holy shit
Ever seen your life which one
You say nobody gives a fuck about the flag okay, so why do you want them to get arrested if no one
I think she's one of the left out of touch. Yeah, like oh, she's a crime plastic surgeon. Wait, you said what you said what if she did that?
I'm gonna admit I think she's way hot
Jack
I'm gonna better give you a real life. I think that does it on the scale on the scale of a looking of
What you on the scale of what you look like with no makeup?
like she just pretty good I'm not I'm not a chat I'm not go like I think you
guys and I've never been with a girl and she and she has been with no makeup if
you know this is ugly with no makeup I mean you're you I mean sorry you're if
we approve of bitchlessness again if you don't agree that this is way above
average on the scale of it looks with no makeup she's way hotter now like
Like, hopefully she's hit the plastic surgeon.
And if she did that naturally, that's really impressive.
She's actually way hotter than she was before.
I'll say it.
It's true.
Am I wrong?
I was above average on how I think she's attractive.
It's above average on the factor of a no makeup ratio.
How does this understand it?
It's in between what it looks like, and then without.
i found a drop in him
you got hit man
where were you in derren walking jr
scored with that historic free kick
against ramp presidente
yeah i was back and all back flight
where's your reaction
yeah I went offline only one crazy
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scored with that historic free kick
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Okay
I never did no police, but let me tell you what's going on.
But we just did and it's done.
What you do, you job.
You say you want a good job, you job.
It's right here.
Right here.
Chad, Chad, Chad, this reminds me of the, of the TikTok.
Chad, the Baltimore TikTok.
Chad, who's at the Lincoln?
Chad, everybody's here.
Chad.
Oh, yes, sir.
It really was what I was thinking about.
Chad, did you got it?
No, you got it already.
Congratulations.
No, no, not this.
Jeff Lee's really... has anybody got it?
Okay, now it's just weird because nobody's got it.
Nobody's got it.
Okay.
Oh, somebody's got it.
XQCL.
Guys, where are the link guys?
No links?
Maybe I'll look into this if he doesn't.
David?
They're loading.
I don't I don't get the name next
Guys, where is the link guy?
Well, I mentioned it last night you confirmed it in the postgame interview
Which is you play with these guys
in your video games
You, you collect your baseball credits, you have to-
We are almost ten years away from August 12th, 2036.
We are.
Stare-aware, stare-aware, stare-aware, stare-aware.
Now, now somebody's collecting your baseball card.
Somebody wants to be you and everybody who gets it.
Isn't it like Freeman?
That's- Oh, Jesus.
Um.
No!
Selva!
God bless you on this day of your country.
A new trial, can you do that? A new trial?
Check, can you truly live in peace then if this is true?
I mean, if people can appeal, then people can have a new trial.
I mean, can you really ever live in peace? I mean, it's like, you can draw from the Jeff for fucking 20 years.
I mean, this is wrong.
you just love it when i talk to you
i love the real stuff
real stuff
real stuff
chat why do we have a guy sitting on a big chair
when they can just get the fucking cameras
i mean why don't they just have VAR
chat its a small court
why don't they have VAR for this shit
sometimes they make the wrong calls
i've seen calls that were so wrong
they go out and its like totally in
like this is stupid it I mean just varic dumbass
where were you when Timothy Shalame hit a bicycle hit against Brazil
where was I was in my home country in the Netherlands
where do you play Splatoon 2?
we were watching the game at a beach club
where were you when Timothy Shalame
I mean she has a skater that he's having
she's the fact she's unbanned but she's unbanned
wait how the fuck is she unbanned for a possible wait this doesn't even make sense
And now she's doing a fuck and she's doing a deal that pisses me off
I like okay check this is check isn't this the triple red light burger a person isn't
that just a person who drove it like some handcuffs on some shit like that or
whatever yeah yeah when does it end Jack I mean but I don't you have license
to do that this place is crazy but you don't want to be a model it's like I
I'm doing the slots. I just got banned for drink driving now. I'm doing a slot stream
Yikes, dude
Wait, she's the fact she's unbanned which I mean it's pretty crazy. Yeah
What's up jiggle fuck oh two now my father
I'm not for kids but actually we are for my now
Yeah, I'm gonna show them in you and a football tang with drew name when they do it
I'm not a patient on a use now sniggle a neck on a thing on a football now, dude
what's up jico fucko T now my fuck will you
what's going on with the training you
I'm fucked with that if I give the fuck to you
I'm fucked with my Natalie Smigalski
yeah I'm on a show
what a fucking classic
okay chat with us
So what is the state so smart about?
the aura. I mean it's going to show up anyway.
56 years in the playroom, maybe you're welcome to the playroom, it'll be cool.
Hi guys.
Hi guys.
Hello, I'm a viewer.
I'm a viewer.
Really? Really? Really? Is this what he teaches as children to yell on the mic?
I mean, she knows what she's doing too.
What is it?
Very cute.
Jack, Jack, she's spending his behavior of putting the mic close to his mouth, to break every's ears, and she's just copying his shit.
I mean...
Very cute.
Um...
I'm happy for him.
So, you know what? I've always... I think I've actually one-turned-out-the-best Loki.
It started really like a rough but...
Yeah, is this real? What the fuck?
Yeah, that's just I just odd it said that's just odd. No, I would say to introduce your child
But it's probably some crusty sock on the floor
Everybody's IRL chat. Oh my god
Bro this kind of makes me realize that I'm like a loser, bro
Yeah, I'm not even kidding. I went to I checked sinna sinna's streaming IRL
sketch is streaming IRL
Marlin streaming IRL
IRL is miserable
I'm a loser
Like no, no, I'm a loser, bro
Get like, get ass man
Ch-ch-ch-ch, one day, JC will understand it that most IRL streamers wishes that they were uh desktop streamers
Legitimately. I'm a fucking loser, bro
We know we know this we know everybody's IRL chat. Oh my god
It's exhausting. It's annoying. Like most I rather you to go around and it's annoying.
Right?
Let's just end the production of physical game discs for all new games. So in general,
for that date, new games will be available to digital formats only. Oh well, end of the
in there I guess. Anyway, what else do we have today?
At the narrowest point, the mainland coastlines of which of these are only around 12 miles
12 miles
That's that's China's and Taiwan
Russia and Alaska. Nope
I don't believe that it's England. It could be sea actually
I would probably go and see yeah, I agree don't know the distance. Why is that that I should get it but
But, um, well, I answered before I saw the answers.
I mean, anything is pretty close, but not 12 miles.
Sarah Palin.
Okay.
You know what?
I know this is close, but not this close.
In the movie...
Excuse me, when is the next terlextero-
Emma, Pia, the track?
Jack.
Love you, Jack.
Jack, what movie is it?
Is it Dunkirk?
Where they send the boats...
Excusy, booboo.
...to go speak some people up, and then they have a coordinated convoy of civilian
boats to help out to extract military personnel.
Infamously said during her vice presidential campaign that she could see Russia and I think
in some points less so maybe you can't see her.
Scotland and Northern Ireland.
Yo.
Northern Ireland.
It's no time at all.
Scotland and Northern Ireland.
What?
What?
It's not France and England.
I'm leaning towards Scotland and Northern Ireland.
Do you know anything about travel?
What a useless piece of shit this guy does.
And I'm trying to picture Scotland and Northern Ireland
and think if I believe they're 12 miles apart.
Let me think about the psychology
of the person making the questions.
Okay.
Would they be most likely?
Yo, answer!
Based on that,
and my husband's knowledge of geography.
Forty Stones, X, Q, C, L.
I'm going to guess.
Scotland has another island.
Here's a hot day.
We let PTA 6 cook for so long that it became banned.
The game's going to...
Oh, you wanna know the answer?
Yep.
The right answer!
Wait, really?
Huh?
Wait, really?
Wait, I'm confused.
This may have been the most disappointed I've ever been.
They don't need any practice.
They just walk in and take over the trap.
But I just saw two and six, zero, seven and seven, two.
Then XQC gives a salute to the truth.
They don't need to be surprised.
They just walk in and take over the trap.
Then XQC gives a salute to the troops going zero and seven.
Then XQC finally stopped by his favorite convenience store and picks up some donuts.
And I think we should have stopped coaching Jinxie and actually read ability sheets.
Because you saw Wolf, Wolf, Dino, and you said, you know where my big wall, you know, my CC immunity needs to go?
Directly in front of everyone.
Everyone look at this. Let me choreograph the whole real quick. He grabbed my wool give beam down
I
Wasn't playing the game when they added after the game more on it. Yo, yo, yo, this guy's understand it
Okay, but I was playing at peak players. I was top 50 bitch ass
I don't give a fuck about your dumb ass name, but it's like fucking 60k and a lot of people fuck you
Me too strange me too and no wonder y'all don't think cap S tier
Y'all be playing like XQC!
Let's look at this real quick.
Uses one of your melee abilities on nothing.
They don't see him here. What do you think he does?
Walks up and stuff?
I touched the fucking plant.
What?
Touched the fight?
No shield bash, hit nothing.
Melee weave, okay, okay, okay, hit that.
You keep shield bashing to escape the fight.
You never use shield bash to engage on somebody.
You always keep one of your mobility spells
To get out on cap. I mean, are you stupid?
That's the number one rule of cap is you'd never use of both your movies
The reason they can do that is because no one's with him to help the engage jumps misses instead of just walking backwards
Then may lays nothing gets dragged and falls to the ground
Now what right is this guy?
Tell me right this guy
This may have been the most disappointed I've ever been.
What?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
The misinformation is crazy.
Just stop it.
Just stop it.
Next, next, next, next.
What?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, the misinformation is crazy.
Just stop it, just stop it, next, next, next, next, guys, guys, I don't mind if we
will be able to land on my name, but this is too much, like this is too much.
Yo, Axe, didn't you fight by the way?
I thought we were gonna, are we using keyboard and stuff or is he gonna use like controller?
I'm carefully using it.
I'm not using it.
He's gonna have to use the thing. Oh, you lucky use the controller. Oh, it's like this. That's no way I'm getting
Chats he gave up takes away. He gave up
Yes
My chest hurts after from being great great great beat the corn beat the corn when I beat you people
Man, who's this guy? There's can smoke?
You're minus six DKP and you're not gonna miss her tonight
You're gonna work in it right now for tomorrow's game as well.
You should!
Do you see what kind of shit you're gonna get at?
I'm gonna start turning you motherfuckers down, seriously.
Cause I'm gonna be in all the shit.
Chat. Okay. Go on.
People work.
What? Hold on.
Yeah, I saw that. That was gay.
Wait, wait, wait. That's my stream.
Yeah, that was me.
I don't want to interrupt you. I was at the
Jack, I'm just gonna, if it goes further than that, I could hit the pole though, no?
There's a little bit too much power coming off.
That could've been pretty bad.
Maybe the jet, maybe they designed it properly so that people don't do that, right?
Yeah.
Surely?
I could feel it, I was in the middle, like...
That's it?
Probably, right?
Oh my gosh.
What happened?
He clicked the link that got sent to him.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Look at you, I had a problem with the nuts in the lower part of the car like that.
I had to let the battery drain, I'm not kidding.
I can do anything here. Like...
Oh my goodness.
It is a cow alarm.
I have not seen that.
I didn't want to know what link you clicked on to be honest.
School fight exactly.
It happens when you start watching school fight videos.
So volume up, volume down, hold power, count to 20.
That's just the stop restart process.
which is laggy.
Go ahead and log in, close any background apps
that are open, and then we'll make sure that you're okay.
Is it looking a little different?
Because it looks black and white to me,
like some sort of high contrast mode?
Yeah.
All right.
Can you say your names?
Yeah, that might work, or it's just...
Hey, Ranjaze.
Yeah, read a lot of books when you're growing up.
I read a decent amount.
Oh, what are you reading right now?
Oh, boy.
Well, I mean, I'm sort of between books right now.
Any books that go in your head are memorable ones.
Yeah, what was the last thing you read?
He's got you on the ropes now.
What?
Oh, no.
I'm actually rereading a lot of stuff.
Yeah, like what?
Just tap out.
The classics.
I don't know.
Going back to the basics, really.
I have no immediate books that come to mind.
Words on the printed page.
Thank you, Steve Gerberg.
If you ask me about any songs, for example,
I can never tell you any lyrics.
Or if you ask me about what my favorite movie is,
I have a very hard time pulling from my brain.
Right?
But what did you ask about some Tweety Red like three months ago?
What did you ask about a comic on a tweet three years ago?
I mean, I'm sure he remembers exactly.
Oh, yeah, user 113 at fucking 12.34 AM wrote on this phone.
You know what I mean?
Like, Jesus, bro, come on, man.
Fuck this meme, baby. Call my phone and say it to me.
Fuck this meme, baby.
What?
Call my phone and say it to me.
Okay, that's the challenge, I'm just gonna say my job.
Call my phone and say it to me, baby.
All right.
Um...
So, what is that?
Molkino?
AI?
These people aren't brave or stupid, like, if you get close to fucking, like, volcano
magma, I mean, you're not brave, you're a fucking dumbass, really?
What was that, Ashley?
Is that Ashley and Ed or not?
safe but I mean it wasn't an incident like not a long ago like a couple months ago
where some people died because like they were at quote-unquote safe distances I should blow up
Is that you?
Classic! What a classic!
Can you please turn the proper skyblock plate and use just lots to snap?
Oh, really?
Yeah, what's the voltage that audio usually goes out to?
Yeah, 12, but to 20 usually.
So what kind of toy is this though?
Uh...
Chat, what would you kind of look like if he was... if he was... if he was thinner?
thing though. Let me judge him a little bit. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, actually pretty good.
Absolutely base edit. Hold on. This is a genuine and I'm not going to say this is a top five
of all time. A lot of flavors, well designed, it's small enough that it doesn't melt by
the time you eat it and it's just right amount for a little snack. What a banger. Dog shit.
bad bad bad actually good bad bad bad bad good bad good bad
I don't want to steal, hustle more, hang on shit, never.
Slap.
I'm being really, hustle more.
Also, what about it?
Okay, Jack, this is the bet, Jack.
As such, it's not a hashtag ad, okay?
But this is absolutely a banger.
Agendaz Coffee is a banger.
The first scoop will taste like heaven.
All right, sorry for the rage, y'all, I'm gonna stop raging.
Um, turn it, you know what I'm saying?
Like I said, 27, we're pushing 30, man.
It's time to relax.
It's time to stop being, uh, you know what I'm saying?
We don't, we don't, we don't rage.
Alright, that's the last time I rage.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Not bad, not bad.
Hold on, not bad.
Oh, shit!
That's the first time I've done that part!
I've been to that!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
There really fucking breaks my heart.
There's people out there.
They don't believe in us.
DJ Khaled ain't back no more
This shit breaks my...
YAH!
YAH!
YAH!
YAH!
YAH!
Huh?
What's that?
What is that?
What is that?
Well, I mean, it's green, no?
Is he... is he... is he ready for me to eat?
It's not funny!
What the fuck is up with that?
What the fuck had it?
Yo, what a fuckhead!
Again?
Yeah!
And then Vayne was a pedestrian? Really?
What?!
I'm still lost
Wait, who's it true?
Day 14 of torturing with
Until he talks
Today I'm drilling holes in woody
Day 14 of
We don't bleed there
We make things bleed blood
What
Yeah, is that real
Wait that was insane
What
Six on this and six on that.
Niggas on my dick and on my yacky niggas looking for me.
You can hit my jack.
I done dropped my airdrops and no one's six on that.
I'll fuck you, not do it back like you fuck, fuck, fuck.
Not like you fucking pop, don't pop, don't go for the niggas.
Shut your-
Chat, your woke up player shouldn't even be on your team
if you're not willing to get a red to stop a goal
that's game changer.
Jack, thank you guys.
It might be unsportsmanlike, but it's pictoriotic.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Flight delay, that is how you spend your layover.
Ten dollars a minute, three mil.
Real?
That's actually insane.
What the fuck?
That's actually insane.
What the fuck?
Are you crazy?
Oh, anyway.
Um...
What else are you going to do?
Is there anything interesting?
Is there something you want to play?
Because I'll play after.
I mean, I didn't have to show you this.
Of course we missed.
There's important videos we missed.
There's some...
That's just a fucking sneeze, man.
That's just a fucking sneeze man. You're so wrong just listen in slow-mo give me a second
NOOOOO
I can't, slow-mo's a bad idea. The point is I just sneezed. I just- oh Jesus Christ
NOOOOO
That's just a fucking sneeze man. You're so wrong just listen in slow-
Chase, he sneezes like my dad. You know what you're talking about? Your dad wakes up
So my dad does anyway, and then I think I also forgot it next any unique oops
Sneezing sneezes
Can we just ban streaming and driving can we just ban it you have 53 months?
I don't know which one, I don't see it.
Hello XQC, did you see the new GTA 6 trailer?
Huh?
Which one?
You know they don't link it because I can't see it.
No don't care.
Oh, it's funny.
Is that real?
Yo!
What are you doing?
Real? What are we doing?
Oh, I don't know.
Fuck
Hellfucking Greg bro
Elgrag
What a heartbreak emoji
Why does he need to turn his head I thought he had higher fof?
Um, I mean it's not as bad as the other clips, I think it's still bad but I think it's always
is all bad, it's whatever.
How do you manage being a solitaire or not?
Flopper, flopper, flopper.
I think it's just always bad.
Bro, I think it's scary.
You know what I mean?
Excuse me, Netherlands, V-Marocca link.
But driving is like heavy ass objects
that go at a certain speed.
You can die in there, man.
Like what, okay, what if your mom's last date happens?
And it's because guy was reading an important chat message
in the chat box, like, I mean.
What?
I don't know if it's a pussy thing,
I think it's a very reasonable take actually.
What?
Yeah, that's a reasonable take, what?
Famous YouTuber gets himself up and his crew arrested then.
How bad do you think this is gonna get dropped? Do you really think this is gonna get dropped?
I am a multi-millionaire! I promise you, I can take this as far as you want!
When a famous YouTuber and his crew are arrested, it's not the end of a harrowing day,
but the events that unfolded lead some officers wondering just how far people are willing to go to film content.
I don't understand all this dude, he's something so stupid like YouTube.
I'm going to go to the hospital
I'm going to the hospital
him throughout the day. Over the past several months, Skeeter has amassed millions of views on
his channel by posting videos about his uncle. But Skeeter and his friend and collaborator,
25-year-old Gideon Adams, a popular YouTuber best known for high-energy prank videos,
social experiments, and comedic vlogs before transitioning into true crime content focused
on exposing criminals through sting operations, have a reason for following Joe wherever he goes.
For the past decade or so he's been financially exploiting and abusing my grandmother who was also
his mother. And before that he was doing the same thing to his grandmother which is my great
grandmother. Skeeter explains that despite repeated warnings from the family, his uncle Joe refused
to leave his grandmother's house and had been squatting there for months. So he decided...
I was gonna go over there and kick his ass myself.
So what is it?
I have a YouTube channel, and it's monetized, so I can just expose him on the internet and
then want to make some money off of him.
But according to Skeeter, when Joe still refused to vacate the home, he came up with a plan
alongside Gideon to solve the problem once and for all.
He moved Gideon into his grandmother's house, eventually forcing Joe to leave the property
and end up at McDonald's.
But according to Joe, the harassment did not stop there.
He claims Skeeter, Gideon, and their film crew continued following and filming him at
the restaurant.
Ultimately, for what is going on in the Zidio?
Joe goes on to describe how Skeeter and Gideon have been setting up speakers inside the house
for a large party in an effort to upset him.
Eventually, officers convince Joe to stay somewhere else so Skeeter and his crew can
no longer film him.
But now, as officers accompany Joe back to the house to help him collect his products,
Crazy no idea that the situation is only going to escalate from here
Hello
What's good my man? Yeah
Okay, so chat we got a giant speaker here. We got a giant speaker here
Well the police are giving him a ride
I'm actually dead
What the officer soon, what the fuck was that was that snipers notices an orange sedan following them as they transport
Joe to the what Haven police department where a friend is supposed to pick him up shortly afterward
Skeeter and she on arrive at the station with a large group of people
Demanding to speak Joe. I said I had to go to the S&M. They should have a guy
I just have a guy in real life like one of his staff and he has a megaphone right and then the defense can can pay like five bucks
To put a megaphone and have IRL TPS. I mean think about it Chad. That's just genius
By then Joe was already left for McDonald's again and when the detective tells them that Joe is not at the station
Gideon mentions filing a missing persons report arguing that officers had taken Joe away from the house
Yeah, Joe went missing you guys stole him
Where did they take him, JV?
I might have JV like go make like missing, missing people.
You know, Joe?
We're trying to find them. He's hiding from us.
So you promise?
You pinky promise.
Pinky pinky pinky pinky pinky promise.
I don't trust her.
Is it cool if I check real quick? Just to make sure?
I can't.
What? I'm gonna just check real quick, okay?
It's around 3 p.m. Now over four hours since this situation first began and as an officer arrives at the restaurant to speak with Joe again
He has no idea that Skeeter and Gideon are about to bring the storm right back to McDonald's
Come back later
on the video. So I came in and I said, you can read. He was, no, we don't have cameras.
And he said, so that's fine. I said, but just don't need to go. We just need to go.
Customers like that. I said, only the ones that have videos.
Chad, Chad, why is the code of ethics so bad on YouTube?
But like, I think people don't, like, like, I think you are so accustomed to dog shit that they don't give a fuck.
Like, they'll accept the most dog shit behavior for the views.
I said, and then there will be an attack.
So they were, they finally did, they were in and out.
Some of them felt like a batman, whatever it was.
They were, I don't know about this house.
They weren't doing anything to the eagle.
It was just super annoying.
They were trying to get him riled up so they could get their YouTube views.
We were just trying to find somewhere for Joe to go.
to go because they had access to the house around in there. So Joe can make somebody.
What are those shelters?
No, I'm really close to here. But he said that he's trying to find somewhere and trying to keep
him. To see Joe turn to the McDonald's multiple times looking for him. The manager told officers
that despite being asked to leave and inform them that they could not record on McDonald's
private property, they continued live streaming. The group is then seen returning to the police
station once again, demanding to see Joe. The officer returns to the restaurant to keep watch.
And soon, a large group arrives back at McDonald's, but this time, the officers are ready.
There's so many snipers in there.
What's the problem?
McDonald's doesn't want you guys on the property, so you guys gotta leave.
Is he here?
Doesn't matter where he's at.
McDonald's is not wanting you guys on the property, you guys have to leave.
But this is not McDonald's anymore, is it?
You, you, you, you, you, you.
So they said these people?
Yes.
They cannot be on the property.
Hey!
Do you guys want some McDonald's?
Do you all want to go inside real quick?
You're gonna be our trespassing if you go in there.
Bro, what?
like no offense officer but like you genuinely have nothing better to do like
do you have anything better to do officer you're actually like supposed to
protect and serve okay we'll leave the property but like I'm just trying to
figure out do you have anything better to do but this is like oh yeah they told
you earlier that they don't want you guys on the property so you guys gotta leave
because you've been camping out there for like 20 minutes wasting taxpayer dollars
I'm there for about five you guys need to leave
So I think if you're in a ragebath and you go just on the property limit, I know one
of the property limits, so this is a little bit of a gray area.
It's accessible from the public, so it's going to be viewed as public.
The warning has little effect, soon JD on is seen standing on the sidewalk yelling, creating
a disturbance in stopping vehicles attempting to enter McDonald's to patronize the business.
At the same time, officers notice two members of the film crew attempting to enter the restaurant
with their cameras, prompting them to make their move.
Let's see if there's some McGills in there.
Got no rest too.
Got no rest too.
Chad, man, is this what you want your tax dollars to go to?
Cops camping out at a McDonald's to protect the squatter.
He's in there?
Ah.
Really?
Yeah, dude.
Should we give him the camera?
Yo, yo, yo, do me a favor, do me a favor.
Be very careful.
Ooh.
Just wear this.
Jack
Hold on you
Bro you haven't been trespassed
Just walk inside
Yeah, but make sure you all together
Yeah, yeah, I'm just like this is a good video with bricks and whatever
If you're a pretty trespass from a place, I'm pretty sure it doesn't play well if you
Make somebody or to let me to go and enter that place
they have not like it's it's yeah well I should come back come back
bro they're really protecting Joe
officer what are you doing officer never trespass them you can't trespass
somebody
No, no, no, no, he actually is all about that. You cannot trespass somebody if the owners didn't didn't tell the trespass like the company
I just come in and say yo, you're I'm traveling from here under on their own on a property
They don't have any transition over that.
Officer, you can't try that.
Exactly, they never trespassed.
Sorry.
Yeah, record this on your phone.
Officer, you're trespassed.
Wait!
Can I hold your guys' property?
Can I hold your guys' property?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anything on you?
Oh my God.
Officer, why are you?
Officer!
Even if the owners were on call with the cops at this point, they would tell them to trespass
And if they stay safe, then the trespass charge would go through.
They can't just trespass and enforce at the same time.
Without warning.
Otherwise, how could you know?
How could you know?
You could never know.
That doesn't make sense.
Oh, my God, it's so funny.
Officer, this is not going to stay.
Wait, so what have you been doing?
Breach your piece.
I'm not evading them.
I'm evading the law.
I'm like, this is not a fucking trespassing.
Bro, this is the f***ing medic I've seen in my life.
Let's see.
They never even went on the property, how you-
Like, I gotta leave everything in the chat then.
They trespassed the cameras, though.
They don't look like cameras.
Bro, you cannot trespass a fucking...
...object, man.
A camera's plastic.
You cannot trespass...
...the object, man.
trust pad. Yeah, they are less than children that never went inside of
McDonald's.
Call the DA and see how that gets dropped. Okay, call the DA and see how
fast that's
watch. Call the day and see how fast that gets dropped.
Absolutely.
Well, wrong. I mean, I still said wrong. Good as well. I mean, it's like great big content.
But like it's still stated wrong.
Officer, how fast do you think this is going to get dropped? Do you guys really think this
is going to stay?
Okay, then if you go to a protest, then I rest nobody then then if you go to any protest at all
Any gathering any sort of anybody's yelling the sort of little get a fucking fat-ass net
And put over the whole city bang and arrest hundred thousand at the same time
And I'm sure you need to be very adamant that those charges
I'm sure you're gonna be yeah, you're gonna champion this cops imposing that no, you're not
I am a multi-millionaire
Even if they
They get at least one and yo like stop like stop yelling or something that at that distance
It's gonna be kidding with that would have to things on the yelling. I mean what this as far as you go
And I don't see the charge. Yeah, I don't think it's sticking at all
You will be in a deposition and you will be arrested this is fair. Thank you. Oh
Call Jake and have him get my lawyer
Call Jake to get my lawyer
You want to wait for me to pass through the door?
Officer, can I ask you a question?
No.
Can I please sit?
Do you really want to accuse me, officer?
Put your foot in.
I can't even fit in here.
Get your foot in.
Officer, I can't even fit in here.
Get your foot in.
How are you going to arrest somebody that never even went on the property?
You're under arrest for being disorderly, not for being on the property.
Put your foot in.
I can't fit.
No, then you're gonna fit.
Officer, I won't run.
I'm not going to do anything.
You're gonna fit?
Put that away.
Can you put them in the front at least?
No.
I'm being disorderly the rest of them being disorderly brother. I
Just don't see how it would work here like they didn't they didn't say anything about it
They didn't they didn't do nothing about it like it's
No
literally my body autonomy I cannot move can you just put my handcuffs in the
front no just the act of contesting the charge just the act of of not saying
yeah guilty order like this is dropped off the rest of the day
they don't know what that should mean
you have to turn and scoot that way
have you guys got something with the DA?
we don't have a DA
you don't have a district attorney?
no
you have a state attorney
you can go
what does district attorney's down here?
what does state attorney?
go
put your feet in
let's go
I'm coming
I can't move
scoot that way
there you go
officer I can't move bro you push it means not gonna do any
bro officer you're actually hurting me come on officer I'm not I can't screw
yes you can't okay can I step out and then slide in yes step out and slide in
bro and jay bro step center button first
I sat inside yo call jay to get my lawyer
officer line is out of here
anybody making the sink and slow down we're secure
But even after being placed under arrest,
Jodyon remains confident that the officers have only
created bigger problems for themselves,
as some of them try to make sense of the situation.
Reach the piece covers it all.
So reach a piece.
Where your car keys up?
Right through my pocket, sir.
OK.
This is for you.
Where's your car at?
It's the black one up there.
That's Blackfusion?
Yes, sir.
Both big lines for Blackfusion.
You're telling it?
Yep.
So are they all trespassed in this property?
I told them they were going to jail for a breach of peace if they don't want to leave, so.
I don't know who's all trespassed in here.
I didn't catch all that from earlier.
I mean, it's been the one who's-
Yeah, it covers everything. I'm good with the breach of peace.
It's stalking him, you got a whole bunch of-
I mean, dude, they are stalking this dude.
Like, there's got to be some kind of resolution to it.
So we got four.
And we got four right now.
This is absurd, dude.
Is he arresting him too?
get out and get out the property.
I'm not even thinking of any of these actions, like, like...
No. I was not a part of this.
You better walk away quickly. I was just in the car.
It's just, it's just, the police are just bad.
You're impeding traffic.
Einstein unit, can you, like, this black SUV up right here, folks?
Dude, he's pulling all the stuff in the forest.
It's Vic had cops that, that literally will push,
they would rather get a charge and it wasn't everybody's time in their own time,
respect for their money rather than go proper de-escalation or at least attempt to have
any decision.
This was in Michigan.
You cannot authorize a third party.
He said it.
He said, okay, you're done.
At this point, you guys are being disorderly, right?
If you don't stop what you're doing right now, right, you will be arrested in the back
of the car and you're going to be booked for disorderly conduct and then they do it.
Like, the guy clearly, was just trying to do a gotcha, you'll get him, and he's slain.
Like that would be able not stick
Okay, we can't stop
They did not say that, they didn't say that
Are you all doing the same video?
I have money insurance on my phone
Is it the same policy?
Same policy, it's just that's the fact
Okay
I'll be honest, it's kind of a gaggle mess going on in here right now
So
Okay, well, you'll eventually move
Do all three stalking and retreats
Beach. It's like, you know, that's all they want.
I guess harassing somebody over there. It's been like an
ongoing like years. Not to send in
quite a piece, even though I was on a public evening.
Okay. Um, what is the officer's name about the rest of you?
You'll get all that when we get back to the station.
Okay, if you want to get dropped when we get to this, I'm
going for your call. And, um, I'm guessing this is
Yes sir. So what crime is yelling on the sidewalk? What does that mean?
We'll discuss when we get there. I'm not going to try to have a conversation between this.
Okay. Between this. Between this barrier.
Constitutional rights violated. I don't know what he did like, violated constitutional rights.
call my yeah give me a lawyer ASAP tell me give me a lawyer ASAP no you're
gonna let down the window it's coming home it's just right there I don't want
them to be a huge coming home they arrested me on breach of peace can you
tell me to call Jay okay can you move so I can see
No, I just want to be able to sing so I don't get into a crash.
Uh, may I record?
They've been following you around all day.
Yeah, and uh, they got like, they got around a U-Haul truck.
I don't know, I think the bank house could have seen him go that way.
Okay.
They're like, uh, they're like, they like,
send up the music and put the speakers upstairs.
Yeah, I was there for that earlier today.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Um...
I don't know the case. I just took a video. I don't know if it's like a squatter or like
an actual squatter.
Yeah.
I'm pitting traffic. We're stopping in the middle of the road. The only thing I could
have charged them with was a pitting traffic, but we rested four altogether.
Yeah.
Well, squatter the table. I mean, I didn't even have to replace a squatter with the
the charge of terrorism I think it's I think it'd be a good swap but I didn't
help society it's a sure thing to say
probably I said that's just my thoughts I'm in a lot of
my own thoughts this is how I would change the laws sir
we'll have a conversation back here okay
here you seem like a nice guy was that guy who was doing all that was he your
boss yeah I'm like junior person sir
Just let him go, hey man.
I want his qualified immunity.
I am the junior person here.
I want his qualified immunity.
You guys stay right there.
Ultimately, Gideon Adams was charged with misdemeanor stalking
and breach of peace.
The other three crew members were each charged
with one count of breach of peace as well.
The judge said Gideon's bonded $10,000.
What?
Which was posted to Securus Release.
The other three crew members also posted person.
Yo, yo.
Well, there's probably records of people in that area
that commit to robbery and get out on a fucking
recognizance or fucking signature bond or whatever.
They probably do a fucking like free bond
or maybe like 10K for this shit is crazy.
No bombs.
While Gideon was in jail,
his and Skeeter's fans made hundreds of calls
to the Woodhaven Police Department and Downriver Dispatch.
Some callers reported fictitious crimes,
including a false homicide.
What?
a piece in up to one year in jail or a $1,000 fine for stalking.
Whether you're on patrol on the couch.
Yes. Um, yeah.
I would be impressed if that, then you did that one through.
Anyway, chatting you from perhaps chat, um, probably what, what?
Oh, so it's the player.
I was just sitting there and I was just at my little lunch hall.
Oh, they have a big lobby actually playing this shit.
No, they're not.
They're in here.
The Burger Lab.
They are the burgers.
No, they're not.
Apparently this is a high-rank lobby.
So don't preach the peace be nice be respectfully
CreeCat this is a play
I'm going right now. Those are gonna be pleased please
Okay, how was your intro man browsing Twitter?
Not long enough. I love how it's good. It's my best for my dick.
So it's a fair part. Yeah, got it.
So I have
Cotton mouth is having drink water in my teeth.
I mean yours was so good. What the hell?
Apologies.
Yours too.
You know they just
What
Better not I'm here with you guys
All right, are you in Felix?
I
Everyone gets a downloading this is a this is a great map. I've not played it yet. Is it for night based?
I fucked up there's no taunt. What is it? This map has no reviews nobody ever played in this
Oh
Wait
Stockings okay, okay, wait, this is way too big
Look at good luck. You did this a pond every 11 seconds
You got a ton every 30 seconds cuz I didn't oh, I said it to 10 seconds. Oh god never mind guys
Is it the whole dungeon?
My eyes are bleeding
Go on to van cleef. Is it the full dungeon? I haven't played it
Fallen's are you
I'm not lumping. I know this dungeon. Oh god. Okay. Oh, there's two bosses at the end of the left and right hallway
There's so many
Okay
There's a method
Sorry, we're in a bad spot.
This is way too big of a map.
Oh, this guy.
Let me take it, let me take it, let me take it.
I have no idea.
The colors are wrong, it's not true.
Chad, regularly is it working?
Oh no, we need a new mouse.
I forgot how do you move while staying in my motion.
This is an awful spot.
Really?
I paint.
Honor code motherfucker.
Wait, how do I duplicate again?
Phew.
Thanks, Mr.
Fuck!
I
Good luck guys, this is the worst map ever my fault
Here them
Excuse me. Oh really? I thought that would work. It was really close
Um, oh, this is gonna be a nightmare. Holy shit. I had a gun. There's no reviews. No one was there to tell
Oh, I'm gonna tell you all right now
There's very few people actually hiding that well
Okay, but like, there's so much to see.
There's so much to do, so much to see.
Listen, do some quick scans.
What's wrong with taking the medics route?
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
I can't fucking freaking myself.
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
Squeaks?
Are you a hunter?
No.
Nope.
Oh.
He's hidden.
Oh, I was having pain and I was getting stuck in the wall.
Oh fuck, it's really the whole, it's the whole fucking place, man.
Like the scale of Stock AIDS is not, like it didn't dawn on me until now.
Dude, people speedrun this to farm it. It can't be that big.
That's why I'm shocked.
They have a BRD.
Watch out, watch out!
We have the whistle, man.
It doesn't really matter to us.
Are you guys going to be in ruse or hallways?
I'm caught. Whistle, three, two, one, now.
Oh my god
I'm gonna be so humiliated when I see that I literally am just scaring at someone. I know it's gonna happen
Go to one Quinn to Johnny
CL four years with my mr. Dot count. All right, we're gonna get to welcome to the jungle
Excuse the whistle button one one just press your one key. No, we're gonna win the world
What else am I gonna do at it?
Fucking graze it?
Good, you just caress it.
Is that better, champ?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The problem is, like, the map is so big, you're just not even...
Oh, Rob, that was good.
You don't even hear the whistles half the time.
Should we zoom this in?
Whistle in 3, 2, 1, now.
I think some people aren't whistling, champs!
I think we have some abstainers. Oh
You need to listen when Soda says so do it for your cheese. Oh guys, I'm not cheating on that. I'm so long
I forget I forgot to whistle
We'll spam it for the next 10 seconds, okay?
Chases it that are good because it's a body sticking out of an object. I mean, all right
So I will say everyone is now sweating when it comes to high except
Squeaks is also sweating hard. You can't tell me he's not oh for sure I'm the
sweatiest guy here brother. Yeah this spot is crazy I don't know how y'all ever
gonna find me. Wait are they sweating because they're scared or sweating because like
they're trying hard. They're sweating because they're trying really hard.
Just vetting
All right everyone whistle in three two one now
Next map is gonna be super good
And then be like dude, it's gonna be so sick it's gonna be sick though
It's the storming that's a good spot.
Thank you, man.
That's a fucking good spot.
Now that's everyone whistle in 3, 2, 1 now.
I heard that.
I heard that.
Put yourself on the other side.
I heard what you said.
You did that on purpose.
No, it's been playing.
I'm not playing it myself, I think.
I've been playing it for a long time.
Whistle now.
He's right below me.
I
You were well painted Annie
Thank you
All right, we're so in three two one now
I'm gonna do that over here. No
I'm fell on
Okay, well, you literally can't hide for me. Oh fuck. I'm like go did Hondo Hondo
Oh, no, three, two, one, now.
Some people are whistling.
Oh, here we go.
Good idea, Rusty.
Well, fire.
I do.
Oh, that's pretty good.
I
Oh
Wait wait wait, what's that? What two one last whistle good. You're not bad. Maybe not that at all
Squeaks there's no fucking way
What? When to ride in in this lobby?
How many times have I passed him? How many?
I don't know. He's not hiding.
Wait, what is Squeakster?
No, just look to the cookie rack. Please go five squeaks.
I was the lucky one.
I can't wait to be... Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Nathi was just nothing.
I
Love it. That's not fair. There's not get I'm not getting whistles. That's that's nice though
That's nice in one area and I'll hear whistle and then I'll hear it when the whistle
I agree I listen I just I didn't give you all of stockings
It was it was the one before that you didn't hit and you threw me off
Except weeks
Yeah, I was squeaking
I watch
For tonight no, no, no, this is your trust me
And it's what all you kids are doing I invited Jake he's hasn't undisclosed family
Fine, I don't care here we go. Let me guess the number again
Jake has been studying the fucking blade Jake has been learning from like deep Chinese tick-tock how to hide people who have like
I'm sorry, I accidentally left it over.
Oh, it's laggy, it'll work.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
I tried to join before it loads.
It might still work.
I wish all the download was free.
Vegetables don't have phones.
Onion rings.
I think she said that.
It says has arrived.
You did fucking lie, everyone hates you now.
How dare you lie?
On Canada Day too.
Oh wait, the Canada Internet?
I don't even know that. I don't think any Canadian knew about that.
Oh, the hammer spins! I like that!
Yo, yo, somebody come with me!
Check. Maybe we do a group one?
I
Magnitude interesting. Oh
Wow, it actually it functions like a phone. Well, I think I could call me hitting me
Wait, is today Canada day no one cares. Yeah, it is what why the fuck do they get a day?
Because we're nice
Yeah, where's that when's America day right?
Yeah, yeah, right over the corner
If anything Canada was polite enough to get theirs out of the way first
How do I remove my body again
You press R you can you can change your
Yeah, how do I?
OK, there we go.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
Top tier idea.
Um.
You did I think I lose I
Shit you had us on earlier man, I don't know man. Sock AIDS is a great dungeon
I'm so bad at this fucking game
I don't think X has a cooldown.
Oh my god, I'm so fucking stupid.
All right here we go. Thank God start blasting mother fuckers. I didn't find a spot. Oh, no
Oh, I'm sprinting looking for squeaks. No, please
The hell is this who the fuck is the water Malone Quinn you idiot
What you accidentally leave the lobby again, bro
Yeah, it's not bad look it's not bad
Qcl ribs are you?
We're banning are getting smacked any I'm so sorry
Yeah, genuinely and it blends in and no he's gonna find me
It's got to be some time. It's nice
Check it's not about guys people when you put it in they don't compute what they're seeing it
They don't contextualize it. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, this plot doesn't really work.
They just, they just, they look at patterns. Pattern works. They forget about it.
It's fine. Get away with it now, it is.
Everyone does it. It's true. It's cheap.
No one's fucking going for the tree main, really?
It was way too much shit in this map though.
Really?
Would you say it's like really OP and easy to hide on?
This is such a genius sliding spot.
Who the hell's the sliding kill, Joe?
Jackass.
Squeaks, bruh.
We got to squeak!
No way!
You can't get me!
Stop it!
Sorry sis.
They kept like telling me I was like too merged into the item.
I can't remember me asking to. Yeah, it's really good.
Harry, do your favorite dance.
No. Russell, that's really good.
I generated cash.
You like that? You fuck with it?
No, that really is dog shit.
Oh.
Oh, send it the way.
She went off on this one.
You'll send it the way.
Oh, the next day?
What the fuck's wrong with you, Russell?
What the fuck's wrong with you, Russell?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
What's up?
My own regret is that I can't see how happy some it is painting
Oh, no. Oh, I just I told you, you look stupid. I don't feel that. I don't feel that.
Now, remember when my spot was shit talk. Uh-oh. Yeah, I saw the Russell. Is this not
not a good color match? Fuck. I can't find anyone else. Hey, there's nothing trying to
Again
Chat do I chat do I use a clone to hide them my legs
So keep going
Wait, I think it was pretty good
My spot, yeah, I think of my colors. I'm a little colorblind. I don't think I do a good job
I don't blind as fuck. I try to use the fucking the dropper and the dropper is never accurate
Oh, fuck maybe on the road something. Oh
Oh
No, you can't stand on it
Oh
Yeah, I got a troll but you know what you know
I don't think they'll don't actually block it in the morning. I've come hell. No
What I like is
I can hear
two left two left who is it it's a X and me honestly I've been putting the
guys find him me I may I'm dog shit by him
SQD tier streamer yeah yeah you can't you're gonna play me and I'll actually
I'm just one left
I swear he's over his
He's over here he's over here on me
Somewhere in his vicinity
Mm-hmm, but inside things wrong surely surely
Like this is crazy, this is we'll need to jump there
Is he a cat?
I was a fake pop
Yeah, I just thought they won't notice.
Bro, I hard scanned this cat like four times and didn't see you.
Yeah, I was getting points there.
There you were. God damn, I fed you.
Chad, I think this map is actually great for that. I think it's like...
It's hard to be clever, so it's not too hard for the kill.
I think it's almost like...predict mapping, I think.
Good, good, good.
That was a great map, but they're good flying, Soda.
Yeah
I feel so smart. Everyone's telling me how good I am finding things
I had a cool planet I want I want to be a multiple
Like a group a group one wait was this the first time that the seekers won?
Yes
I
Know kidding I think I think the guy there
If I start the game
Immediately I want to do bang like multiple clones. I go crazy
Well, I can see it cuz I got
Marajs yes, too. Oh
oh impossible you guys are
this one's fucking crazy to be on that name it's a fun matter
when I can actually I can actually
chat I think we go in the air
chat in the not square right
Captain Rechie
next to the queue to the seat to the L I love Felix and I love his
I'm a hunter. No, man. Oh, I want to play this. So bad, man.
That broke my heart, man.
Yeah, I can't do the voice. I can't do it.
Oh, wait. Yeah, that's me.
What?
I'm going to shriek a lot on this game, man.
I'm going to shriek a lot? What is that even?
I'm going to shriek a lot.
What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean?
Yeah
And every fucking spot sucks it's either too good and it's cringe or it's just not gonna work at all
Could you guys could you guys like actually trying like I want to see like what the fucking like you guys say you're not sweating
I want to see what your maximum potential is.
No, no, no, it's not a joke.
You'll see what I'm doing.
Or no, I don't know.
Uh, no, no, some spotter is busted.
Oh, okay.
I already found a busted spot.
I think I'm just going to do it.
Do it, do it.
I want to see it.
It's going to be really nice.
Watch this.
It's not a solo either.
It's okay. I'm so embarrassed. I'm turning red in the face.
Oh, we're playing on Maraud. It's a map.
I removed, uh, phones.
X.
I think you have to place them all and then hit X in front of you.
There's also a cooldown on X.
There you are.
Yeah, I'm doing a cringe spot I like drawing on this I mean it's like I might get found
but it's not fun probably a seven on the cringe scale maybe a six
six I wasn't even trying to mean I wasn't done drawing man
gosh darn it draw you can continue no I'm not gonna do that I have to play the
game. What part of the games you
could do? No, I'm the seeker, man.
Now, listen, I'm going to give you guys a warning.
OK, I know one of you guys is probably a few of you guys are
bombs. OK, so you can still change your spot is I'm coming
for you. Tell him.
Oh, oh, that was fucking that was that was behind left.
Nothing is actually so good
Like effort you could like maybe add to this
Are you even here see me?
Dude somebody somebody's gonna spawn as well
There's another one like in a in a fucking maybe in the wood
No, what are we doing?
No, you didn't just hook up apps is no shot. What's what's what's this one called the a site top side
Palace palace, I haven't found anybody. I think I just suck with me
Somebody in palace for sure
Do I suck you know, oh my god right here
Palace
Somebody's inside the spot. Hello
Somebody here somewhere here
Oh my god, left and right left and right. Maybe a
Just suck
I
Dude, I think I'm just garbage
Okay, it's it's either
Yo, not bad actually I
Think I think I heard anyone in palace to give you a little
This person whistled again. Really? No, no, I mean that's BM dude. Okay. Okay. I think it's either at my palace or at your
event
Okay, okay, there was somebody in a very crazy spot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, even see their name a ramp a ramp or uh,
I
I got a ramp. I got a ramp. Okay good. I could be wrong. There's another one. Hey, I leave the no one a okay. I'm gonna list
What am I using on my leg?
Oh, oh!
Are you drawing?
Yep, yep, yeah, yeah.
So maybe left side, left side, and more like left side of A.
Near, nearby here, yeah.
There's somebody apps.
Someone is in B for sure.
But I cannot...
They are, they are very well...
Take your time, Wake.
They're very well hidden.
You're right.
Motherfucker.
Who's more cringe?
Holy shit.
I can't wait to find that.
I
Listen this is a hunter dip. Okay. It's like a ticket. It's like a ticket booth somewhere
Take a boost. Yeah, somewhere. I mean
I mean, I'm being outplayed
Pressure you add the harder it gets
Oh my god
That is embarrassing
Oh
The clothes was very nice actual nice clone gamer
Okay, yeah, yeah, and the there's three left and there's not a lot of whistles nearby
Oh
No
Probably the garbage the garbage
Let's go summit
Rob your spot is cringe, but that's what we were doing cringe box
Motherfuckers loves hiding on wood cake left and right
Okay, one is out
One one is on elm cat
One here one cat. Yeah, it's on both sides. Yeah, one person can not be felt. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll look here. Okay. I'll go here
Expand my fucking horizons
There's no fucking way
Okay
I need you know what I just heard
spam whistle, spam whistle
I'm gonna go go go
good luck
he's right here
oh my god
no I looked here
four times
fuck
it's just shadow slob
it's shadow slob
no I'm sorry
we almost found everybody
Every
Listen, I think you should do a rule okay, I'm just gonna say this I don't think anybody should use the block motherfuckers wait
Why not?
because then you need some lighting. You look like Bonnie Ali Carpet. How did I not give you that's racist?
The reality is that the the round gate you put his head in the stuff and the vlog I not really
Wait, do we actually benefit?
I want to win, Jack. I want to go back winning. Like win with like the most points stacking guy.
I'm here to hide
Who the fuck was that?
Oh Jake, yeah, go ahead and do it
I'm the biggest one
The lobby name and password is in the channel, or general
The last thing I can tell
Hi Jake
Yo
It's so Jakey-bay
Apparently you get a DLCG jump on the red spot
Yeah, the lobby is all night every night
Here we go, this is a pretty basic map
But it's good
I like it
I
It's a placement from what game I think I think that's the game of
Notch, you know
Really, oh, yeah
Yeah, I see it now.
Don't make me hunt.
Don't make me hunt.
Uh-oh, I picked, I picked.
If you can block, I prefer to.
We did not ban blocks.
Okay, blocks. Block is on the table.
I think the biggest thing is a blocker.
Two colors, right?
Yeah, two colors.
You need to make sure that there is some different color.
55 months.
It's just color glass and all.
Watch.
You need to make a minion loft emoji.
Minion loft emoji.
Oh my chest troll me dude.
That's what the- okay.
Become what you hate the most.
Hey isn't it just X to delete a clone?
It should be.
It's not deleting it.
Oh my god.
There's a cooldown.
I think you gotta place all your clones
your clones and then you got a x
no oh I think I have to I think I've got the clone and make a big ass thing
hello x will we ever get wolf t-shirts again mine got damaged I made it
perhaps another one can I get welcome to the jungle
I'm so excited.
I don't want to try hard again.
No, I'm stuck.
What the fuck?
Yo, is there an easier way to get colors?
No, the colors is really rough.
But if you see the two colors on the right of the menu,
under there is under sRGB per view, click that.
I think that maybe it's going to be.
Yeah, maybe that makes it a little bit better.
That is a help.
Let's go.
Oh, that doesn't help at all.
XQC Cherex, QC Cherex, QC Cherex, QC Cherex.
Ah, damn it.
The color is based off of what you think it is.
You just, well, change the sliders.
Yeah, I can.
Love Waga Kiss Waga Make Babies with Waga.
Oh, there we go.
First off.
Make sure you guys add butt cheeks to yourselves.
That squeaks is amazing.
Thank you.
Chat!
Chat!
Is it bad?
What the-
Yeah, I still paint myself.
Yeah, it's part of the game. You can keep painting.
I'm the secret.
Oh, never mind.
Rob, you're such a fuck.
Wake, that is ridiculous. Jake, that's ridiculous.
And so-
Oh, myth is.
What I do
Died so fast embarrassing
Guys I think I'm blind and don't see anybody
The sun is shining in my room. I can't see anything at all. This could be goaded this could be goaded
I didn't have a big choice. I did my creativity was gone
It might still be good enough, you know
I'm so sorry I moved
Whoa
There's S tier D tier see her. It's wait
Yeah, I'm being cringed.
I'm being cringed.
What the hell are you guys?
Look at how old you are.
Yeah, I'm there though.
Listen, oh, I'm stupid.
I didn't know this was happening.
Nothing.
What the fuck?
Oops.
Oh, sorry, are you stopping seeker?
Yeah, I didn't know my shape.
I free came to you looked right at you and did not fucking see you.
Holy fuck. Oh my god.
No, it's just the best.
Screech, that is pretty good.
Thank you.
It's big.
Bro, I thought you glitched out of the game.
I
acted so coy
thanks again
the first game, the one you did was the best
the window one was so good
dude, so what art
is that the last book you read?
baby
nah
Honestly, it's the more I see this one, the angrier I get.
What the fuck?
How many people have really fallen down?
Not all of them.
This is rough.
This is me.
No!
You're so fucked up.
Hey, did you just pay me because I was paying things down or what?
That was airtight, bro.
That was airtight.
Did you just pay me because I was paying it?
No, I saw you because you were just like fucking right out in the open.
What?
You're not blended in.
Yo, since you, burger boy, fuck you.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Sorry, that was so, that was out of nowhere.
I apologize, I'm sorry to fuck that Jesus Christ.
You're a good boy!
You're a good boy.
Fuck.
That's so funny.
My money's on squeaks.
You guys were all laughing when they...
Shannon, you stand up for no reason.
I don't know, I was jelly the...
Jack, I was mad at your family.
I was telling you
Not bad sorry
This is making chameleon guys
Ruffle Gator gonna pops off here
Low key
Yo Squeaks that's actually kinda nice
Thanks man
It's gonna be a part break when I die
No no no, it's not gonna be that bad
It's not possible
It's too good of a spot
Good spot. Oh
How did you find it dude, are you cheating?
Wait, how is that?
Yeah
I'm hiding in plain sight bro. Yeah, I respect that.
I feel like I'm popping out right now. I want to get on the plain sight.
He's the goat of just being there. You know what I mean?
Yo, yo, yo, can I be the referee or not?
That's... dude, nothing's actually farming points. I gotta see your spot. Where the fuck are you?
Nothing's gonna make me mad, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, as the referee, um...
No, he's crazy
I would be worried if somebody fouls another game
I'm by the sketch out
You can be
I
What if you stack up on yourself, but you put all the shapes in a way that makes a nice shape that all the kings are all hidden in.
You know what I mean?
I like the Banshee way, the kids and the book I can have a lot of kids.
Like the flat back goes against the 20 legs and then the round goes on the head with the square.
You cover all the problems.
Alright, this one might be a little easier.
Oh no, don't hit it.
Apparently you get more points if you start on the red button in the middle.
Do you guys remember when Banshee was like, war's bad?
Who?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not face banks
All right, we're hitting this one. Oh, I like that one
Very nice
Not the crypto guy, I think the street painter guy
No, yeah
We're talking about Mimsy from South Park. No, Banksy the guy that paints on the street
No, he is a big deal
You never do the face reveal 80 month sex QCL keep up the good streams
Second
So how do you do clone it
This is my first spot
the big 100 months much Louvix you see in chat try
I'm down if you want to actually, um, let's see.
I want to be like, yes.
No, no, no, no.
How do you stop it?
How do you stop it?
I
I need to see Wagga, please chat. I want to see Wagga, please Wagga. I love Wagga.
Did they patch the movie in place thing? It's kind of annoying.
Yeah, they're taking it on and rotating it on and going.
Can I answer that on you?
Alright, I'm not through with the line.
What the fuck is he doing?
Oh my god, you look fucking sick!
You're not pregnant!
I think it's my cook.
Yeah, there's so many good spots, but then like the whistle just really screws you over.
Hey, I see someone.
nice parts of it you're blinking man I was what you're blinking when I mean it
like if you're hidden it starts make where you blink fuck off it didn't get
Did he say that I wasn't there at all was in my life when I did that oh
Mouse to lock in man. I was I did a masterpiece to fudge
Man, that made me really sad
I was doing good
Not bad I did explore I just I just thought I could cook
I
Toast I see XQC where
I
Where what sorry
Hey, we don't play the big deal with you are talking in this content. I was I was sort of win the game good
70 John people's water mines. It's fire. Definitely a rider summits
That's good. Cookies.
That's a spot.
That's a fire.
Yeah.
There's no way when you guys call something fire, there's no way that isn't like forced out of you.
No, it's not. It's good.
I don't believe it.
People don't say the things I say. It makes me mad.
There's no way.
There's you youngster saying fire. I'm 32 man. No one says fire
Very cool to the jungle, please mr. X QC
What was actually in there stop talking like that
Under the bench
Oh, yeah
That's good
Not bad
So what's there you know it?
Crosshairs on you, but I don't even know how you know
I'm floating so I can't see your screen
Under broken planer. Hey Quinn is still alive. What?
Don't say that ever again. Where are you? Oh?
Under photo booth
Yeah
Holy
I
I just want to shoot him out like...
So good!
That was so good!
It was so good too!
Quinn needs to be eliminated. He cannot win with what he's doing.
If I were to do it again, I would be...
Same with Zarya!
Zarya and Quinn cannot make it!
Other side of the gun.
I don't know how I would be actually.
Please, this is embarrassing.
Oh no, man!
I'm sorry.
I
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Wait, where is he?
He's dead.
Ridiculous.
Is that why you couldn't handle the loss?
Is that why you left?
Man, that was hard.
No, I'm still here. I'm going to try to keep the left.
I'm not going to put this on the place I'm going to be.
No, I can do it.
One more try and then I'll do it.
Do it. Do it. Do it.
If you go on red, you get a bunch of them.
Okay, we can do this map. However, as the hiders understand it's fucked, don't try that hard.
We should try the Bob Ross map. At least once.
Bob Ross? The painting maps?
Yeah.
You mean the Bob Ross?
Oh, the TikTok map?
I don't know. I don't...
The one with where you're on the, uh, exhibition? Like museum?
Like everyone else.
I'm trying to get everybody going.
No, no, no. I got it. I got one here.
This is a painter map hasn't been seen before
Is it gonna be tough?
Everyone you need to be good at painting
Oh no, I can't take that.
I don't know, I don't know.
I didn't mean to be here to be honest with you.
No, I think this one is too much.
No, no, no. You got this.
I didn't mean to be in the, in the seeking.
Chad, we actually played this game as I remember.
I mean, the guy is...
Oh jeez.
I was jumping, I was jumping.
Shit.
Like, here's the way, right?
Where's fucking Waldo?
Wait, did you put normal settings?
Okay, so everything's the same everything's the same
It's the same concept hide in paintings
Do you lie down on this map it's so miserable seeking on this one. Oh, no
Why don't you just look once you just lay lay down flat
But I mean it
All right, nothing. Listen, you got the left side. I got the right
We do progressive scan of the entire map find them all yeah comms locked in
We have to be in the painting.
I mean you can do whatever the fuck you want.
I mean where will you go?
Are you happy with me?
Wait, I'll get you straight, I'll get you straight then.
Oh, damn Russell's so good at this game.
If anyone's still looking for his car, you can come over by me.
Well, no shit, the lion's no shit, Jack.
All right
Ready or not here we come
Good luck gamers
So so you guys are like inside what do you mean on this way on the try hard?
This is a hard fucking map for riders. Yeah for hiders really. I mean
No, I said that about more than all I'm not doing that map the different map all together this map try hard you have to
you. Quinn sucks, by the way, from the surprise minus. Really? Wait, what the heck? What size
Everyone's gonna be I don't understand
I'm just shooting things man
Everyone's laying well, well, well, yeah
No, no, how did you find me?
Just fucking I told you I'm a good I love this game
you your days with him but XQCL I wish I could see all shit first person
yeah
please look at us well well well oh there we go that was pretty impressive
I'm definitely looking at bodies but I can't shoot them so it's very
What
I just literally shot at nothing
No
This map is actually
It's like listen if you're like crawling on the floor
Excuse me, I think I did it again.
They're setting strings and they're all at...
Wait.
I had the best drawing too!
I think.
Yeah, this is really giving an advantage to the game.
Ah!
Oh, I see.
Dude, you hacks?
Yeah, I'm walking.
What the fuck?
That's amazing, Jason.
Bro, did you guys just see me or did you just shoot randomly?
Like, I think that's almost good.
Nope
Yeah, I just saw like I think I was having a migraine or something like that just like a little bit of like a
Jake that's crazy
I think I did so good I did
genuinely actually I just failed oh wait wait it was great though what any
did you troll he's randomly shoot me yeah I'm just gonna say wait what what
I don't know what's happening to any.
I don't know.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Yep.
That's not hurtful.
Oh, no.
See, the wishes aren't too helpful.
Wow.
You got time to fix it.
You got time to fix it.
What's up with, um,
Why they're on piss beach, dude
Yeah, she literally had the best
Pokemon number one in the lobby.
That's so fucked.
I had to draw a dragon.
That is Dick the last one.
Yes.
Dick that's so great.
Dick is actually the last one.
I actually think he's fucking good.
You guys haven't looked at him.
Like what the?
I'm just saying I heard a word.
Okay, I'm just saying I heard a
I'll miss just shot at the ceiling
Okay, I mean, so you saw my side for sure you somewhere on this right side
Yeah, maybe I lose as anything. It's just got sad low-key
I
We need to see everyone
Dude, I try to draw a dragon. Oh good job. Go back to the basics. I'm gonna let the one do that
Yeah, I'll be honest on me yours is pretty good. I mean for how well of a spot you chose. How would you choose?
So nothing so I don't know what you were going for
I'm shocked I thought so
That's a question, movie move?
You did a good job, bro
I thought so too, he just like
I'm good too, but
So on the art ones where you have to do this, do not play block characters, it's big nerf
I didn't see George
What am I
I will try this. Yeah, you got me. I don't remember this map at all, but I have it downloaded.
Why do I have this downloaded? It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not picking me. It's not working for me. Like, okay.
Is there going to be an anime girls in this one? No, no, no, I played it before I started remembering.
Okay, was it late at night?
What?
Okay, I got it.
There's a girl dancing.
Maybe there is.
This game was great.
So fun.
That's guilty. Why right there?
It's right.
I have always wanted to play my own game, but the most thing like mods of other games.
I want to hunt shallow.
One more.
Who's on my team?
I didn't hate it, I didn't hate it.
I didn't hate it.
Oh no!
Wait, by the way, there's a downstairs if you go into the closet.
Can you guys draw yourselves to look cute? Like a cute anime girl?
So we fit the room.
The hunters.
Rack up some fucking points man. Fuck all this pussy shit.
I don't know where the fuck I'm gonna hide. This is a crazy map. It's like hard to find a spot.
anime girl all right easy peasy where my hotgats
you to bald anime girl
for the best here
fuck dude, I'm struggling dude, I'm struggling
oh, I like that idea, you guys are good
I hope so, thank you.
Excellent.
Oh my god, Squeaks.
I love that level.
That's not in the anime girl.
Sorry.
You didn't even try it.
I don't know what that was.
I didn't know what an anime girl was.
I tried my best.
I don't know.
This is Rageback.
Rageback.
Rageback.
Rageback.
Rageback.
Rageback.
Rageback.
Rageback.
Rageback.
This is rage bait, right?
Oh my god, you did great!
You did amazing!
Thank you.
Oh, okay.
Uh...
Looking good, right?
Okay, you fuckers.
I think I accidentally made a blow-up door.
You did, you did.
It's even got the fucking, like, light reflection that plastic would have.
I
Jesus Quinn
Yeah, that was really bad Quinn really bad
Well, there's motherfuckers in here for sure
Thank you
six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six
stop it
i don't have to fix it i want to be a plant with with the bottom and the top
It's hot there
Such an unlucky whistle
I don't have sound
What?
Yeah, I'm not going by whistle. I'm just going by sheet
Oh my god
61 months, you've seen one more 61,616,161 welcome me to the jungle
She knows. Thanks. Wanted to try to win some points, you know. Any ceiling mains?
That's a good chat. I guess I'll have one point. I think I'm going to go be a, uh,
I'll run by the minute. Any more? There she is. And Jake, that is a play.
It's a play my god. Well, I wasn't done doing it so
He's a he's a cringe spot connoisseur
I thought you had it man, but excuse me
Game on
Chat what was on the hat?
Dude, I like any spot a lot
Thank you. I think any spots the best I
Haven't found her
I don't know man you let me know my
fucking no one in here or not like
your shit I like your shit and yeah
someone's in these shelves
I don't want to be checked I'm near
someone tell me who it is just tell me the name so i know i'm money
fuck no it's me it's squeaks okay oh wow
some of you guys are good at thinking you're upset the actual artist man holy
fuck that's actually amazing dude this has been grinding
elo oh my god i this is just all awful i thought there's a rank one lobby
fuck you man god damn it
It speaks to so handsome in real life.
I really like Robbie.
Hey, we should play games with him.
Fuck! I want to be on the hatchet!
You're in here! I know you are!
Oh, come on!
Oh, the Basement is OP. I should have won Basement.
It is so much in the Basement. It's so nice.
Yeah, I just think it's really best.
I
someone here yeah yes okay hang on yo you're the only person I've ever seen
betrayed themselves when they hear what's that I didn't hear it cuz someone
whistle quiet on set oh no that's too
wait over here it's starting to my colors
it's all about how far from sponding is only gonna get a clear because they
I spawned they had to buy this all game
Ways is when I was nice actually
I was a wall turned it like how could you know
Yo Annie that was legit wow.
You were so close!
I was like no.
I thought someone would get me man.
Let me see this shit.
Whoa!
That was the worst book!
I need to fucking look there.
I'm sure someone's checking this wide open cabinet.
Mine was pretty bad.
Mine was Frank Lobby.
You're a plant main.
Quinn, uh, yeah you lost.
You are
All right gamers, let's see this map is fucking cooked. This is gonna suck for the seekers
I play this with my viewers and I found two people out of I'm gonna seek for you guys and I'm gonna go to bed but owner
Yeah. Okay, good luck.
I'm not gonna see this as a hunter, so should I go hunter or what?
You can.
You won.
Is it too big? What is that?
It is a large map, but you're gonna see it is fucked.
Jordan just needs to play in FPS.
What do you think is this from that?
I'm out of map. Can we reset it?
Wait, did I set it to one seeker? Did I fuck up?
I did. What's remake? Hi, man. Remake. Everyone back out. Fucked up.
I'll get it.
I should let us not I think it looks cool. Oh, we leaked I did. All right new game name and
passwords gonna be in general. All right.
I
Enjoy
Wait, I just connect the thing that's right here
First in
You are hung like a whole sex succubus
Actually, I was first all right fucking
anyway all right if y'all want to if you want if you're a masochist and you want
to hate yourself his chance so I didn't serve this I'm under you'll see I mean
listen maybe it's maybe it's just me it might just be me I play with 25 people
and I found two people in 750 seconds okay but you also completely missed
weeks and he was a fucking horrible you're right I am so take from that what
you will who is not in yet oh chat low low low on a low one i'm gonna be i'll just
be nice so is anyone still not in what's just about uh just got in ready
i think we're missing one person it was 14 before right yeah there we go all right
make sure everything's right three minutes to hide three hunters search time let's do 500 seconds
60 seconds forced out 30 I think so yeah I think so I wasn't done what were
you doing I was painting myself as a Mario metal okay wait I didn't want to
be a hider square square you can still work as a seeker can you be square I
I think you can't but does that matter as a seeker I'm not sure no no you can't
okay it's an aesthetic choice it reset in my progress oh my god what is this
man fuck is this good luck this is made in unity I can tell by the FPS
haha
hmm yeah
wow 65 months when will i get a welcome to the jungle never okay much love
excuse me and marmital's forever but wait for it and he's from at all no
red control hello excuse me i subscribe for god tier gameplay it has been 38
Months when will it happen? Please clarify
My vision
And I can't think I can't find a gosh darn spot
I'll let you like move yourself while not moving right like that's gone, right?
The right click thing they have oh, yeah, they removed it for some reason as fuck
I feel that you can like rotate it
Um,
Hi, Colin.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, don't bother.
I
Nothing is flubber it's flubber it's a me Mario
ahhh
no no
I don't want to be mental Mario. Okay, I'll be normal Mario
mental
He's not your mental
Um
Speedrunning oh, you're a fan
I mean he's got the shit. Oh
My okay, so you
Well, what is Quinn doing?
Well, I spawned in and I see the stupid shit every single other brother. You should see that baby. Oh my
Guys guys guys what is going on you guys?
You guys are driving stuff that shit, I don't give me some stupid. Oh
I see you I hear you
I
Smell you
Nice to be dope I feel like if I get an eagle eye point of view I probably see more
What birds have you?
Like on top of this house
39 month sex QCM am I a new blood
this is actually really good I like respect the fuck out of this
fortunately none of the other fucking arches have that as well
yeah I should have gone to the corner
am I a noob?
so the crap is hard cause there's a lot of polygons
listen I'm just blind alright I'm fucking dude
Fucking dude. Yeah, people suffer on this like me. It's behind in front of me
Yeah, it's nearby here and they also behind so
It's got to be Russell like cloning himself and for different fucking, you know little guys. No, I just
Some shit here we go
yeah right and left so in the sand you're somewhere literally right on me
oh I gotta do what are you sure I heard my guy right here you could be right
there you're right on me somewhere I don't see so I oh you know I actually
Yeah, but what is like right here though? Like what is like right like on the script here somewhere?
I feel like they gotta be doing some crazy shit on this tower or maybe in a garden or on the ground. I don't know
run run it's enough piss game now you may not run just come down here in a tree maybe
I
here's a good spot to my left yeah that's me somebody right
yeah it's gonna be quite a little battle once again sorry you might actually
have the first spot that's actually a spot period dude I suck guess I'll take
it thanks man I need you never find you
Motherfuckers are up in this tower.
Me neither.
Maybe under the machines?
Oh!
Yeah, this map is just down below.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. The whistle!
Buy the totem pole somewhere.
Somewhere on the totem pole.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's somewhere on the totem pole.
I'm telling you right now, I heard it.
I heard it.
Okay.
No!
Find it, find it, wait.
Okay, wait, she was at the top, she got up.
Oh
Okay
Yeah, I really knew this quarter as soon as they whistle like I'm that tired right now
Oh
Somebody's got who's alive still
Plants they love planted all they can do in plants. No, no
There's no way, right?
I have the eagle eye vision right now hold on
Okay, right underneath me. What the fuck? Yeah, that's the one right here. Why not as well right left?
Like this is awful man
I'm gonna find you motherfucker. Yeah, this is like these textures are crazy like they could be any way like this is too much
We're going to the fucking pond
Whatever this is, I will not let you fucking I think it. Oh
Okay here here here. It's here on it was a motherfucker. I'm guessing maybe one of these
Fucking plants, okay, we need somebody to spread out because we're gonna get this one for sure right now
We need to go next
I'll go look somewhere else
I'm gonna go to the tone. I'm gonna go to the tomb
I
Maybe they should be limited because you're just gonna shoot every plant no no no
Okay, no, definitely
100% or maybe even border if you're border rock
She's sure they're not fighting
the other person okay but across the map so these guys so he's got a move
guys it's here nothing and look at the wrong spot it's right here on one map
I'm going this way yeah it's in the tree like a small tree here
Yeah, you're talking game of a method with V
Oh my god
She's literally just taking
That's like all the way
Yeah, this is
She is in the tree
You know what they shot me from the wrong angle
Okay, I mean that's little unethical I mean
I
Are you is up top like high up high up not like in a building but the upper level in the garden
Oh, I see a cactus.
Oh, that's a good spot.
Oh, that's so good.
What a good spot.
Shadow Slopper, Tree Slopper.
Brother Stinkers.
I see a tree.
I see a tree.
I don't want to tell you.
I don't think it's weird when you shoot a tree.
It doesn't hit because of the tree.
Yeah, the hitbox is weird.
That's kind of weird.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, you wanted to find it.
They're mad.
You knew.
You knew they wouldn't find you.
I didn't know.
You see her wants to join.
You did?
I invited them already.
Okay, cool.
He has L discordo.
He's gotta join.
No, that was not, yeah, that was busted.
But it's fun though,
because I think it has good textures.
Or, yeah.
Yeah.
Here's a good one.
I like this map personally.
Let me check it out.
Pretty basic.
Now with it.
How do you have it?
What is it?
Or is it?
It's bowling.
Oh, this one is unethical.
Oh, no.
This one has fake people like on the floor and stuff. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that. I don't think it has that many
I'm not a speaker
Unless unless I put a bunch
And it actually just works out
Like I stacked the guy chat big again, right? Fuck it
Okay, I think
They have XQC on this map.
Really?
Yeah, I think they like, they literally put you on one of the arcade machines.
You're famous.
Holy shit.
Thank god I'm not hunting.
Oh, I see myself, yeah, I see myself.
So I am booked.
No cringe spots.
Jake, I'm looking at your XQC.
Oh, are you seeking?
Oh, perfect.
Should I just try again?
What team should the hunters go with?
X, Q, C, L.
Do you guys want to be cowboys?
Cowboys are solid.
No, we're going to go with zebras.
It's easier.
Fuck.
This map sucks ass.
Yo, why's my fucking dropper like buggin'?
It's only black, metallic black.
Yeah, I have the same problem.
I have no metallic and it's doing metallic blood.
Oh, there we go.
Is there an undue button when you paint now, right?
No.
I don't know about that one, so let me be honest.
I want this to be a zebra, I think I'm going to be a criminal instead.
Not this shittigan ex.
Is there a way to like hold, like go forward and back?
No, I can't. I can't. Look, I'm broken. I can't look.
Usually people learn from the first time something doesn't work.
I mean, but I was a shoe you were a shoe
I should have taken my time to examine it.
You should have. It has a lot of details into it.
Yeah, yeah, my bad.
Ooh!
Oh, someone's a bottle of liquid.
Where the hell is it?
Nothing. What are we trying here?
Man! Fuck this shit!
I had to change this fucking delicious bug!
Bug
Wait some it's yeah, so it's actually beginning of this game hold on. He's gonna I ran at a time
Man I
Just suck I'm cheering for summit spot. Please look at it. Yeah, it's pretty insane
I'm cheering for it. I really am. I usually like watching the streams, but this one is pretty hard to watch yo
But he's your heart to watch a bitch. I said
Can I get a welcome to the jungle though?
No, you don't know no the hiders lose his one for sure
Well, I'm looking at it and nobody has a good spot there.
I love, I love.
It's Jorah.
Are you gonna, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake.
Jake, you get, look around.
wait hey ex could you help me and my mom with my tuition pls hope you're having
a good day heart emoji sito see summit sorry you just did oh wow
you say it what you think you just did better than me man I'll be honest okay
yeah I'll take that
right when I'll be I used to like watching this stream but now I'm hard
while watching x moving him almost finished 26 month sex QCL wait the
sticking out was massive though what was that 10 minutes it's it's increased I
should have lowered it for this map it sucks good luck take your time guys you
got four people to find that's not well done wait that $5 could have gone
Cooking guys are fucking dumb. This is some serious cooking from some and I'll be honest
It's pretty good Russell has left
Now I got no respect
It could work on paper
I wish you could paint your clothes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You're a mastermind of the craft of the sword, the blade and the gun, bro
Like, this is fucking shit
Crazy
Yeah, let's do this
No, no, no
I have to defect it
Listen, here's the thing about someone's mind
It's not, you're never gonna find it
You're just never gonna find it
Wait, there's 200 seconds
Like, 100% there's someone that's...
Yeah, yeah
Alright
There's nothing wrong with asking for help
Is there someone else?
What is lagging?
I think there's too much lagging for you
Yeah, it's Quinn and summit come on guys. You guys have so much time
It's amazing a lag machine. You're that fucking guy right now, man. I just gotta tell you
You're the fucking
So you're just gonna ruin the fun you're just gonna ruin it
So you're gonna ruin all of us
Hey gamers, I'm here. That's just weird. Oh welcome gamer. You join next game. The lobby is in general discord
Okay, okay, I was I wasn't okay with people saying oh summits still live but Quinn is a grudges
When you guys find them, please don't
I
Think it's time guys really it's a tough one. Yeah. Yeah
I mean
You are walking the wrong way by the way
What?
Oh my god.
Alright, alright, Rockwell Gator is ruining the fun.
He's just ruining it.
Oh, I'm sorry, I have headphones.
Like, what do you want me to do?
Like, what?
I'm having fun hiding and shit, and he's doing this bullshitting.
It's true.
I'm on Felix's side.
Okay, you know what?
Next time, I will just look at you and say,
hey, nice spot, buddy.
Give you a handshake and walk away.
Okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
I'm doing it.
I'm trying to join server.
Yeah?
Do not.
Do not I've never played this before I never cracked the soap and I clicked search server
I put the information in there and
Private lobbies, yeah, yeah, I'm never I'm never speaking about somebody else's spot ever again, bro walk past summit at the first 10 seconds of the round
Someone gets here
What we're about to turn a game right now, but it's ending in 10 seconds so you can maybe join them after the game
Yeah, chance. I gotta be honest. That was not the movie
This is crazy
What is chat that's pretty bad
If you want to read a book I did my best man. I would like the book to have images
No images like drawings or whatever. Yep. I'm looking for the server name. I have it typed in. I have the interpassword
I have the password in there, which is 313161. No
I agree with that
Yep, that's it. It's all through by the day. If you write something and you try to give me some of your idea
You don't then to imagine it, but if you
show them some one guy them then it's lame some sears share your screen on
discord because then that's your version of that story stand by so should be
enjoyed by the mind sharing my screen now well done you know what it is but you
you create what it looks like in your head and I can look like a stupid lobby's not full
dictionary and the clip media. So I'm not crazy. No, lobby's not one. I don't know. Okay.
Thanks, Farrell, Harry Potter, Cat in the Hat.
Thank you for your patience, everybody.
No worries.
Come here, you know, click Back Steer, OK?
Go back, like, leave that.
Yep, leaving.
Now, do you click Find Private again?
Yep, and now try to search it.
Um, OK, it does.
Moby Dick.
I use Remake.
Why is it not working?
What the fuck?
I'm just going to Remake.
New server.
OK, I might.
OK.
game huh? Just shit game, I'll tell the dev.
I'm going to play Manga's guys.
They've actually been updating it pretty severely.
Among us, let's play, I love that.
Dude, that would go heavy.
Yes. Yeah guys, let's introduce toxicity on the platform.
Introduce.
Alright, here's the new username and password.
Okay, wait the game apparently updated by the way everyone needs to restart
Because I got on they had to change it everyone update the game. That's why
Why am I hearing my balls? No, no, no, please tell me you're not hearing that. Yeah
Let me change that real quick around applause wait the menu did change though. Is that tell me you're there?
Um, is it the same server that you just I know it'll be this the same I'm gonna make it just like that. Yeah
Okay, you're not hearing balls anymore, right?
Now holy shit
Your microphone is goofed
I
This is like a ham radio mic inside his throat from World War one
I don't think it cannot be worse
What were your gain in your microphone settings on windows? Oh my god. Yo, that's crazy
Jack I want to have
In spider-man that gives them his job as a photographer
not in yet seer you and i'm not in do i sound a little bit more reasonable you sound reasonable
heck i'm not in what three-star my game or something you guys do update everyone had to
reset the game and update yes i found it to oppose maybe that's the method
i got one of my favorite maps after this
seer is in waiting on summit they brought back the right click did i did i did we talked about
I'm so dumb. I'm sorry. Just kick me out. Just kick me out. I'm sorry.
Alright, we're good. I'm just gonna hit you with a 10-minute meeting. You're good. Thank you.
Who is not in? So I know who I'm looking for here.
Just summit. Okay, so at 15 out of 24 we're good.
We're gonna do 400 seconds of search time.
Oh.
Is that more?
It was 500 last time.
Okay.
Nice underwear. Very nice. Yeah. I'm gonna I'm gonna cut in it. All right gamers. Yeah,
do you guys want anything from the grocery store? Yeah. Yeah popsicles. Crayolas. Apparently
it's 300 seconds now by the way. Oh, Stormwind. Okay. So nerdy. Like so nerdy. He was man.
So that could pick right why not why not why not orgrimmar auction house, holy shit
You put it out yet. I agree. I would do that if it was there
There you go
At any point is about to show the screen like when I'm not you're good once you're in you're good the whole time
Or the TOC 12 crusade the raid with the spectators. Oh my god, I should have chose
Agree
Wait, I drew backwards
Yo that life is a shit
Guys maybe we have a good idea we make it like a team base thing it complete roll
Who said nobody ever?
Yeah, finally.
Guys, I got a big body.
Guys, I got a big body.
You're fucked.
I love you, excuse me.
Body talker?
Wait, a big body?
Okay.
Oh, God.
I
Should be pretty easy
Oh god.
It's got a lane though.
That's so lane though.
I want to be unethical
Ready or not, here I come.
Why does it sound like you're here?
Did you ruin it?
Looks like the space board logo.
How do I...
Um
Ready or not, here we come.
You good?
Can I pay myself at any time?
Yeah, you can.
And you hit one, it whistles, yeah?
I just don't want to deal with this really.
What?
Looks like I only have two.
Wait, from way down?
That's down.
That's down.
Next time, I'm gonna be unethical.
I have to put my face in them.
Look at this, before you shoot me, I'm gonna be unethical.
Next time, I will be unethical.
That's not bad, not bad.
You know, that's, as a male, that's one of the first things.
You know, we're gonna be, you know, head...
I know, but it looks so nice, it's like I need to put my face in there and then I saw this one minute lava like, fuck.
Do girls on eye trackers get fucked by boobs too Summit, just saying.
Oh yes, there you go, there you go.
Everyone gets fucked by boobs.
Those were just nice.
Probably just got a little bit of life.
Ah, Zoryu!
I
Was staring at that for a while come to figure out what that was okay
Damn, it's so unfortunate. Oh, wow. That's nice
I want you to know chance. You're a coward for that. You're a coward. What?
What did I do you
If only you knew what I what I did if only you know
No chance. That's really nice. I like that
right it's solid somebody right on me I just don't know where
so much right on sorry I can be a wall I'm gonna be ended the ship it I died to
the fucking dumb ass game detection of the other like dude
and he is pretty bad
that's not talking about it. Roso is doing amazing look at that. Damn.
Look there's gotta be here like right right. It's not taboo. You're so fire.
You guys are the explore. I got him. I got him. I got him.
It's fire, bro.
It's absolute shitter.
It's so fire.
What the fuck are you guys doing here, man?
I'm good at this.
I'm sorry.
I listen.
I don't know who the fuck is right near me.
You're talking in game.
You're talking in game with the V.
With the V?
You're talking in game with the V.
No, I'm just letting you know.
You crawled all the way up to the top.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
OK.
We have an IB line to spot.
How many guys with guys around?
And I'm an obama man to be the most queer anywhere
we're ever grounded.
I'm just
Yo, can somebody come help me in this room? I'm paced.
I'm let the anger out.
Hey, maybe they're not in this room. Maybe they're on the, is there like another side?
Oh wait, yeah, they might be on the other side. That's the point.
There's so many rooms.
That's depending on what angle you're looking at.
No, there are no other sides. They gotta be in this room.
Dude, there's some spicy paintings in this place.
there's a woman with nice nice legs sir welcome to Wow pre woke what if free
you're welcome. That wouldn't that be more welcome? To free the breast?
In some say.
Why'd you say it like that?
Why'd you say it like that?
Freeing the breast.
I feel like...
I don't like it.
The breast.
Watching you take 20 minutes to spin around in one spot because you don't know how to
I
Gotta be fucking definitely some whistles man, I don't know it's okay to admit it
Yeah, I'm fucking dumb
Sorry, this is like your place bro. What's going on at the end of the day three four people man
I've lost but I don't mind the three of the best as long as it allows for a variety
Maybe small sure but also big ones
I feel like it you don't see oh yeah
But mostly only when it's smaller like come on bro wasn't a big ass one
You gotta see where I hid man I tanked for you
Did you tell all you take the whistle dude?
Haha
What did you take for me?
I'm so happy I got both of the people in that room fucks
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
Vee
All right now the next map away, I don't know how we feel the next map is gonna be away
Quinn is
The way he drew that belt the details on those lines, right did you guys find the Rockle Gator was really cock balls
me all right guys this map is large here's what I'm gonna say the map where
maybe don't sweat too hard
oh I should have increased the fucking search time it's only my name is
Freak
Wait, it makes my clothes pop is that that anybody have any hot tips and tricks for me
Well the password in same server name the password new password is there. Oh
Oh
There was the balls of the bird that was great. Thank you, but he crashed my game
Hey, oh god boy, is it the lobby name or the puzzle that changed the password changed only password
Okay, okay, stand by
I'll see it
Am I a dumbbell so guys I got a question is there anything I can do that's like taboo or you shouldn't do bad one hates
Shadow shadow was slop is trash plants love is trash
If you're hiding in a very dark place, make sure that there is two colors.
It's all the same color that's cheeky.
So this map is clearly just, they just took Summoner's Rift in place of it.
You're going to find locations that you can literally, like,
don't go to the ridiculous spots that are like off the map.
Be on the map. It's easy.
I trust everyone in this lobby to be honest.
Look, look, look at me. I'm Plantslub.
Plantslub?
Plantslop.
Plantslop.
Hey, plants can be re-brained.
No, the tree is leaf-oliant.
The tree was broken.
Yeah, yeah, it's sloppy. It's plantslop.
It's literally a sloppy.
Well, you can't say plantslop. There's some good plants.
Nah.
Yeah, there's some fucking chameleonslop.
The next point is the on-red button.
You just got bitchslopped.
Blending in slopped.
Oh, fuck.
I'm going to the floor, Jack. Watch this.
Um
Guys it's the entire map
Guys I
I
Don't think we should go back to her. Should we do that or not?
They have a 20-second whistle timer man, it's fine
Just as you couldn't say
It's very large
lagging bro. I'm bugged. I'm bugged like I'm fine now
So no plant slot.
No, you can make it plant slot.
You can plant slot.
Yeah, do it.
Okay.
Just remember, the seekers are in first person, so it's like, make it to where they can see
you.
It's pretty hard to find.
Why would I want them to win?
You're right.
Do what you want.
Oh my goodness.
Mm-hmm.
Oh my goodness.
Mm-hmm.
I'm like, wrestling baby everywhere.
Damn.
Yeah, I can't remember it.
Are you kidding me?
This is fun.
You fucking kid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On your math, you can literally go in the spot that I can play bug.
It's the bug matter.
That's why I said don't go in those spots.
Learn the game's mechanics.
You did say that?
without smartness you can't even know like go on um guys you got to believe me it was real please
what was that sing that one again well sing it again
guys this map is bugged i'm like i'm teleporting around wait is this my bug guys i think it's
because of the pathing.
Oh God.
This is good.
What?
So I think I'm bugged under the ground.
Why are you all going there?
I fell.
Why are we doing this?
Oh god.
Um, but...
Annie, that's TOS dog.
That's TOS dog. I don't want to look at that.
In writing your dissertation on neurodivergence, thanks for all the info.
Everything's covered, don't worry.
I'm going to get trapped under the, oh wow, okay, yes, I immediately went into the, I'm
immediately in the under dark.
Bro, you found me.
What's up man?
Can I can shoot you down?
You didn't have a body?
No you don't.
I
So yeah, I can't even play
Are you guys kidding me you should talk my map choices I
Mean like those are the map is great immediately under thank you
down a guy. I'm sorry, it's soda omega reviewer. Yeah. This is your spot after talking this
map up. Oh nice. It's not bad. It works. I'm not done yet, by the way. Thank you.
I can't walk in here. There we go like how do I get out from under the map? Just jump
and then it'll be saying
Someone's here they're blue
Yeah, someone nearby but
there's too many whistles here when shadows when shadows how I think there's
a couple here like two or three there's no way oh my god
I
Did that and like I feel like no one's gonna find me. How do I shit talk that it's one?
one. How does that one? What does that do? Spam one. It makes you whistle, spam. You can
force a whistle. Yeah, I'm feeling quite confident right now in my second game. You're doing really
good. Impressive. We're actually all impressed with you. Thank you so much. I can't figure
It's so poorly made it it's the game collision that sucks garbage
I
Don't see that
There you go
This is a change in places.
So did you see this?
Why the fuck are you gonna do a leg?
Yeah, there's no way they don't see you.
Is it bugged for them?
Yeah, no way.
Did you know that I have been subbed to 75 months?
XQCL, do you challenge them in Fletcher?
What?
I quite literally am...
I mean, I can't...
There's no...
There's no out.
Alright, back out, back out, back out.
Yeah, back out, back out.
Fine.
Can't.
I wasn't spawned, I could see some of the seekers off the map when I climbed back in, it was just sadder.
Okay, thanks for the invite GG's.
See? Nice, you made him leave!
Not so bad, you made him leave, that's crazy.
Alright, I typed the new server and all that jazz in the discord.
Bro.
Coming.
New server.
Okay, I'll go ahead and use that.
play a normal ass map guys just can't handle the real well not to handle it I
could have handled it perfectly I was handling it I think it was good man I
can't join yes you can yeah it's not caps locker it's a case sensitive it's
lower case guys thanks for let me play with you you're so welcome the chance
I told you you could do this thanks man well we even have a great time that I
I can tell you that you can do this.
Who?
Who?
All right.
Need people to join.
I typed the server name and discord there.
I looked like a, like it's kind of like if you lock in this position,
it feels like you're a beautiful figure skater.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm the vibe guy kind of.
You're the vibe guy?
Yeah.
Who's Kuh?
That's I'm done. I'm done. Is anyone not in this server?
Okay, we have 11 players now
Well
Okay, right there. I'm gonna lower it down to only two hunters now
Okay, oh
five seconds
All right, let's do this map
that. Oh, what is it? Oh, it's a good choice. The daily planet. Where did it go, honey?
I want Spider-Man now. I don't care what it takes. No, no, no, no, no, wrong movie.
Oh, wrong movie. That's, that's, that's Spider-Man. It's Superman. Which one is this? That would
be the Daily Bugle. That Daily Bugle. Oh, shit. I don't care how I get it. Get him.
me up get me Batman get him out of my city are you are you dragging I think
it's going to the galaxy but that's just being all the same movie pretty much
well they started putting them in the same movies
Can you explain more about this here?
Toby McGuire is the best Spider-Man ever.
Max!
I want to put some dirt in your eye.
But...
Andrew Godfield is fantastic.
And I love him.
True, also true.
He doesn't know you little bro.
I don't give a shit. It's what I love.
But it's also respectful of where I don't need acknowledgments.
You're so true.
Well...
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
You really got to be creative.
You know?
What are you going to do?
Listen, it's hard to find a good.
The hardest part of it is finding where you want to go.
Find yourself.
It's kind of like life.
Yes, yes, it is.
It's deep.
the
holy shit ascension is launching their twenty one custom class realm this
friday
kids here fuck yo dude
that's how they feel about us are you unbelievable
I'm
I'm struggling here guys the confidence is gone
No, no, no, no, no, no, I thought we were having a good time, but...
So you don't like it?
I could be in your camera.
now take another twenty minutes ignoring the warning that you're too hidden and get found
immediately.
It's on the game little.
Wait.
That's such a bad pose.
It's not going.
Not like this
avoid Mr. Count. Hope this helps.
Mid, you troll! What are you doing?
I don't know what to do with it.
Hello, hello?
Let me know when you guys redo the server, because that not crushed my whole computer.
What?
I bet.
And that.
What?
I don't think broke that's not ideal I blame summoner's riff not me oh was it
the rift one yeah oh this is a lot of slider going absolutely choose a map
like that by the way that map was not good my bed okay next stage sign on an
elevator you might be started. I see someone fucking dead. I might have to redo it.
get him on a plant and
That is laughable and egregious
It's okay, I'm gonna go back to this
Are you plans forbidden? No, there's nothing wrong with plants
No
Now
Because you don't know how to maneuver yourself right and get found immediately
But he even been a year and been in the fucking top three
Ever as you know your dog at his game. You're still fucking mad. You're still mad you fucking bitch ass
You are still mad for what reason for what reason true
Fuck you
Like holy shit
Guys, guys, guys.
Kyle is retarded.
Stop.
Kyle was still figuring out what he needed to do.
He didn't give him enough time.
And you shouldn't have shot Kyle.
Oh, that's a goal.
Gaming again.
A lot of unethicals today.
A lot of unethicals.
I can't.
Matt?
Matt, what are you doing?
I didn't want to be there, bro.
are you guys here in this music yeah you would have found me on the TV bro I
wanted to switch my spot to a lumbar support I wanted to fucking
Now blame it on me because you don't know what
What a lumbridge in the game. What a lumbridge.
Baby Rachel. I love it. I can't believe I'm still alive.
It's a vibe spot. I kind of can't believe either.
That rock?
Oh, did you need it took you fucking long enough you fucking idiot
The grand exchange only only two players left. I mean this is GG
Right here though around this area Russell around this is where I'm at. I hear them like close to this
Jake that is
Did you quit that you didn't even
That was Jake that's unethical Russell finds me if I doesn't find this that's gap
Okay, watch bro, that's tough to watch rusty
you in the wall. Also what the fuck are you?
I can't figure it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.
Oh, no. No, that's disgusting.
Look at, hold on. Just look at the slight detail that Jake
tried to add. Yes, that's right.
We all
That was a detail I just put myself
Simplify the thinking process
I was not cooking up anything
No idea
That's a good one. That was a good one. That was a really good math.
I got another good one here.
XQC. I don't like this one.
This one is going to be great.
Is everyone back in?
I got a bounce.
Yeah. Really?
That was not where we were. Where are we going?
I was actually coming over to your place. I thought we were having dinner.
No, tomorrow. But today we're going to... what are you doing to it?
I don't know why I'm being replaced.
Like, what is...
could go what could be worth the loss for us you know I mean
all right get out all right guys get out it's all good fast
classic classic
international space age
I'm like pooping on a pooping on the inside now
crazy
wait we're just gonna be floating?
oh we didn't try that
like most maps have like 10 million plays
and sort of finds them at that like that like 3,000 plays
like
What? What are you talking about?
There could be a virus in here, man.
What? Vibes.
What? Virus. Somebody's got to have viruses in there.
Yeah, potentially.
What about it?
What are you talking about?
Just download it, man.
What's going on?
Okay, well, good luck.
I don't believe it, man.
Wait, rustle me again.
Wait, Russell and me again. What is this coding group?
All I gotta say about this is watch.
Oh my god.
Just watch.
Good luck, gamers.
Oh, this one's easy.
Is this the lore at great international space station?
Probably.
Yeah, I would say from the time I was there, it actually
looks really similar.
Why don't you go to space, man?
Oh, shit.
This map is just a fall.
Oh, I know I mean, it's all good.
Um
Am I stuck now
No, we're fine, I feel a little stressed
Classic
We're in the space station. This is oh they added the bike licking
It's fun that they were able to make like something so realistic at it one month away from 67 67 67 67
true
Wait is this whole this box giving me out egg
The map complainers can die whoa
any time somebody complains I intentionally complain right after them
I'm kind of just exploring the ISS right now
oh this might be a lot wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute we might be
cooking
wait you can't paint the clothes yeah you're paying yourself
Oh, man.
Fuck!
Cool.
Maybe I should just be something.
Holy shit, it's Stavinky.
Good go bro. You locked in?
He's just a white guy. He's not moving.
Now finally get into a position. That's not too hidden and then immediately ruin it by moving until you're too hidden low.
Holy shit this map's insane. It was bad until the clone and then it got worse.
It's running Russell! Right here! Right here! Right here!
Get him!
Behind you! Behind you!
Fucking yourself!
69 yourself, kid!
I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it.
That's a good spot, Link.
Has he fucking nuked it?
Yeah, yeah, he nuked me first, like I like I like always, because he's a fucking bitch-ass
rat.
Dude, you just suck, like you were sticking so far.
You've been tough I've been any lobby your low-rank bitch your low-rank
He's so right. He's so low-ranking stupid shut up bitch
Bronzer owned
How do you see that Quinn, but you can't see other shit
That's what I'm saying
dog shit
Like specs does some dog shit like what is brother doing?
Do you know how long 50 months is executed?
Whatever feelings is found, he's so angry.
Yeah, me either.
He's like, you were found?
I'm fucking far back!
I have no clue how to come through this.
Back into me!
Let me see him, let me see him, let me see him.
He actually is.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's disgusting actually.
It's pretty solid.
that s
Yeah
Next time I'm gonna find out spots so massive every is gonna be saying wow this guy is the shit
Oh
You actually a farmer somewhere in point Smith, it's
Now blame the game positions and the maneuverability on the seat
No way you don't quit!
Why are you actually fucking lying, bro?
I don't know why you got here!
Why are you acting like I'm a liar?
You're blind!
Holy fuck!
Man, did you just say it?
Did you know?
You said it, then.
I heard it.
I altered, bro.
It's uncommon.
It's got triple points, actually.
But this is valid.
Often these days I haven't heard you say it once before to me. That was gonna have a little shocker. Wow
My mess even though I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm inquiring
I'm saying okay, what what I said I'm saying yo, you never gonna find me cuz
I know where it's a new world I'm living. Uncommonly. You know what I mean?
I've been saying it for the past like three years.
There's a lot of ethical gaming going on.
You don't tune into the stream. It's all good.
My most ethical match right now.
I don't understand how that's like a bad...
I'm in a conversation.
You were asking me about that. You being dead ass right now.
I'm being dead ass I have three thousand four hundred seventy points off your
I
Should like a spot. I think it's kind of nice. This is pretty creative one. I'm not gonna lie
I respect the touches of artistry in this one
That's the most points I've ever gotten
Oh, what is it?
It's a nod.
To nod.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, this is unethical.
Unethical gaming again for the trans tentative?
Yeah, I don't think that's what it is.
Who's in an unethical spot?
No, no, no, no.
It's fine.
They're fine.
They're fine.
Oh.
I don't know if you ever find them.
They blend.
They blend in.
What the fuck?
Oh, no.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That was like a professional like CS go match you peaked
It's a no, there's a north observation deck
Yeah, but how could it be the north don't you gonna get Jake if it spins in space
I'm surprised they got more points for this spot you know what I mean yeah they've been all over him
So the reason I added that panel is that locked in I was trying to make it blend in as a as a component
Rather than looking like a silhouette in a pose, you know what I mean, but maybe I shouldn't have added anything to it
It's good hindsight here, it's good hindsight wait no no no no I was supposed to be needed
It's orbiting, yeah, but that means that the chrono points are gonna change.
Yeah, but that could be relative to something.
How big is this map? I just realized this thing is nice in it.
I can't I can't I mean, this is cast
It's irrelevant to the s0
You fucking bitch!
Oh!
Take a bait, the final one.
Russell, come on! 10 seconds!
Stand whistle, Jake!
Come on, Russell! 10-point it!
Four!
Three, two, one!
You can't even come over there.
No, he cooked all of that.
Can't blame us, we're losing to this one.
Yo, it's the barcode.
It's the barcode.
Respectable spot, Jake.
Not bad not bad
Everyone gg's that's it for me
What I give a good phone though for the good old times I could cook Russell to a crisp
Say again what what I give a good a phone
Garlic you all do your thing. I'm out these guys
I think
Take care take care brother. Wait, wait, I've only streamed an hour. I don't know what to do now
Go offline bust up. We don't give a shit
I
Think I killed a vibe for them
Yo, oh you left it. Yeah, you're the chat. Okay. All right. I want the second fuck you
You know what I do?
I will...
Oh, I want to watch this.
I want to watch...
Excuse me, are you single?
What?
Are you single?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Was that me setting you up on a blind date?
Fake. Fake. Fake.
Next.
So you can't tell if it's fake off the red, no?
Most of the time.
That was super fake.
Okay, me?
Check the vibes went downhill after he placed a fucking exit sign on an elevator on where?
Bro, nobody knows whether or not.
How can you tell if someone's pretending to be rich?
I see rich people.
with very simple clothing. You see some people try very hard with throwing money, dancing
cars, nice clothes and everything. Think about it, that's how you see how they try to pretend
because rich people don't need to show off. Rich people are happy how they are.
How can you tell if someone's pretending to be rich?
I see rich people with very simple...
Well, I look at the comments that Chad they're building this guy Chad. They're milking it
Okay, Kevin Mitnick one of the water in minutes. Oh, what is that?
Hey, man, what you doing?
Nothing. No, it's not in here. I already have nothing in here. I'm see both of them. Yeah
Let me set up some hands.
What's that?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Nothing.
Really?
Get out of here.
Go.
Hey, have a good day.
Yeah, it wasn't even worth the water.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Anyway, did you practice some chameleon rum's brother?
You need the rest.
Really, man?
Okay, today was bad, but no, I'm pretty good at I want to surprise you today with some good game
But it's some spit and I fail. I mean, I'm sorry
I'm sorry, I would didn't you like the visions
You only you want me to set it like like what is this glitch you two please
This is Kevin Mitnick, one of the world's most famous hackers, and one of the first.
In many ways his story shaped how we think of his kind.
The meat they vilified him, the authorities hunted him, and they were all extremely scared
of him.
Mitnick's story is about the advent of modern IT, about a kid who always wanted to be a
magician.
Most of all, it's catch me if you can, but with computers.
In the 1990s, I was the most wanted hacker in the world.
You get that adrenaline rush from the accomplishment
of breaking into the system or finding a security hole.
I mean, back then, there wasn't so many flogs.
They didn't say that.
This video was largely based on the book Ghost in the Wires by Kevin Mitnick.
It tells the story from his point of view, meaning some details rely on his personal recollection
and can't always be independently confirmed.
It's not an ad, it's just a...
The only Kevin Mitnick knows is watching magic tricks.
But audiences fascinate him.
Magic is about control.
Magicians pull your attention where they want it.
Make you see what they want you to see.
They take advantage of what you assume is true at a magic show people enjoy being fooled
Not so much in the real world, but it's equally easy
Perhaps even easier than performing a magic trick. Sorry when the audience knows there's a literal ace up that sleeve
In everyday life people tend to be helpful
Trusting they want to do the right thing
One can use that
Manipulate them control them make them do things. They shouldn't or spill secrets. They should have kept to themselves
This is called social engineering and soon young Kevin gets really, really good at it.
You not only have to think about technology, you have to think about the people that use the technology,
because it's usually easier to hack the human than it is to hack technology.
Joe, Jack, Jack, Jack, funny story, back in the way back in the days you couldn't change your name on Xbox Live,
and I was the only guy who would do it with all my friends.
friends. I would call the support and I would tell them I
get bullied and thrown rocks at school and it would give me a
name change. I'm not getting.
It's the reason I switch I change my own name, the name of
my friends, everybody I would just call up start on the phone
bomb. I got the name change.
It's summer break in Los Angeles in 1975.
Kevin is 12 years old.
He spends the whole day writing the bus.
Each ride is 25 cents plus another 10 cents to transfer.
It adds up.
So Kevin comes up with a plan.
He notices drivers carrying booklets of blank tickets.
When they sell a ticket, they punch it with a special tool.
Kevin needs both.
So he sits near the driver and spins a story about a school project, something about punching
interesting shapes into cardboard.
The driver ends up telling Kevin exactly where he bought the whole punch.
But that was easy.
Then he follows a driver to the bus depot.
Many drivers throw their booklets away after their shift.
checks the trash cans and finds tons of unused tickets. Now he can spend the whole day in
the bus without paying a dime. But Kevin is just getting started.
In high school he meets Stephen. With one call to the phone company, Stephen manages
to get the unlisted number of Kevin's mom.
Kevin is blown away. He wants to know how this works. Soon he becomes part of a community
of early phone hackers, so-called freakers. They manipulate telephones as they turn free
calls and explore how the network works. Kevin is interested in the technical side,
but the social part of freaking is what really intrigues him. He wants to understand how phone
companies work, so he starts calling them pretending to be a colleague. He asks about their
departments, who has access to what, how employees handle requests. What he's really after is access
to unlisted numbers, the ones omitted from the phone book for privacy. One day, he manages to
get on the phone with someone from the department responsible for omissions, the non-pug bureau.
Kevin tends to be a certain Jake Roberts working for the telco company.
The employee explains that unlisted numbers can only be shared with authorized staff,
and Jake Roberts isn't one of them. Kevin's asked to provide an internal phone number where
they can call him back. Obviously, he doesn't have one. But hanging up now would attract suspicion,
so Kevin keeps the story going. His department manager was supposed to add him to an authorization
list. He'll need to double check. Kevin starts calling different departments asking to be connected
to a manager. This time, he's posing as Tom Hansen from the non-pub bureau. He says he's
updating the list of authorized employees and asks if the manager wants to stay on it.
He just needs to provide his name and phone number. Finally, he calls a company technician
and asks him to forward the manager's calls to an external number. Et voilà! Kevin can now get
the non-pub bureau to call him back and provide Bruce Springsteen's private number. Just for fun.
Kevin is 17 when the head of security of the phone company GTE pays his mom a visit if her son doesn't stop freaking
They'll terminate the family's phone service. He doesn't of course then one day another visit
This time it's the FBI day one Kevin to stop messing with the phone company
At the same time it's a thrill as soon as the agent leaves Kevin is back to freaking
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A few months later, Kevin meets up with some freaker and hacker friends at a pizza place.
They talk about Cosmos, a massive database used by Pacific Telephone and other major California carriers.
It maps how the network is built and where the lines connect, making it easier to find
weak spots and exploit the system.
For Freakers, this is the holy grail.
The building house in Cosmos is just a few miles from the pizza place, so Kevin and two
of his friends go check it out.
Kevin takes the lead.
He tells the guard he works there and wants to show his friends around.
A guard buys it.
They've analyzed Pacific telephone operations for so long and called the department so many
times, they know which room the Cosmos employees work in.
room 108 they managed to find it. Inside they come across a folder with dial-up numbers for every
southern california wire center along with manuals explaining how the entire system runs.
It's a gold mine. They take the manuals with them. But their secret only lasts a few days.
One of Kevin's friends can't keep quiet. He tells an old flame about the manuals they stole
and she rats them out to the phone company. Kevin gets arrested. He'll later describe how
scared me in that moment. At the time, he's still just 17. And as he's handcuffed, an officer
supposedly yells at him, we will teach you a lesson. Kevin is charged with burglary,
grand theft, and conspiracy to commit computer fraud. Luckily, he's tried as a juvenile.
The judge sends him to a juvenile correction center for a 90-day psychological evaluation,
followed by a year of probation. All in all, he gets off pretty easy. This is his chance to stop,
Dial things back. Yeah, but he's a freaker isn't long before he's caught in the act again
This time Kevin and his hacker friend Lenny are caught in the computer lab at the University of Southern, California
They were trying to steal the login credentials of all the students a pattern emerges
probation arrest probation
Huh?
Kevin knows that something has to change.
It's the mid-80s.
Kevin's in his early 20s and trying to turn his hacker skills into an honest career.
Of all places, he decides to apply for a job at a phone company.
And not just any company.
He lands a job as a programmer at GTE.
Why, that sounds like-
At first, no one realizes who they've hired.
Kevin thinks he's finally on track.
solid job doing what he loves, a legitimate paycheck. But then he's asked to fill out
a security form. After just nine days, he's fired. They say his resume is inaccurate.
His past is catching up with him. And it's easy to see why. It's the 80s and fear of
hackers is on the rise. In 1983, the thriller War Games had staters. It's about a high school
hacker who accidentally breaks into a military supercomputer, nearly triggering World War
3. A wave of hacker hysteria follows. Headlines ask, how real is the horror of Wargames?
After watching the movie, President Reagan reportedly orders his advisors to look into
whether any of it could actually become reality. At this point, computers are still a mystery
to most Americans. People who can hack into them don't have a defined image. Wargames
changes that. It puts hackers in the spotlight, casting them as dangerous, unpredictable and
even catastrophic to society. Kevin doesn't see himself as any of those things. Over the next
few years, he drifts through boring jobs by day. And by night, he hacks. Together with Lenny,
he's targeting a very specific company. It's their biggest challenge yet.
You've probably never heard of DEC. But in the 80s, DEC is the second largest computer manufacturer
in the world. One of its biggest successes is its Vax line. Relatively small and cheap
enough that even smaller companies can afford them, these mini computers turn out to be real
milestones. Kevin and Lenny take aim at their operating system. It's called the virtual
memory system. They want to study its source code and find security flaws. And by looking
at past fixes, they might be able to figure out how to sneak in on Vax code. A kind of
secret entrance into other people's computers. But of course they don't have access to the
VMS source code. It's well guarded. They need to get into the VMS development network
So Kevin falls back and what he does best is a call in engineering
Lenny taps into the building's phone wiring from his work
He reroutes his connection through a fax line belonging to another company. This way outgoing calls can't be traced back to them
Meanwhile, Kevin is in a hotel near Lenny's office. He uses a payphone to call Lenny
Then holding a different payphone to his other ear. He calls DEC
Posing as an employee, he convinces a DEC operator to run a show users command.
This command lists everyone currently active and logged into the system.
At that moment, Lenny is in the process of logging in.
One entry shows Lenny as Login and the device name.
Then Kevin tells her to type in this spawn command.
It quietly creates a logged in process on Lenny's modem connection, using the operator's
account.
Now Lenny is inside DEC's BMS development system, a cluster of connected computers used to work on the operating system.
And Lenny has the full privileges of the operator they just tricked.
But there's security software monitoring everything that's going on, so they upload a tool that disables it without triggering an alarm.
Instead of creating a new admin account, they hijack unused accounts and change their passwords.
Now Kevin and Lenny can dig through the system freely.
They comb through the computer's amounted disks.
Eventually, they find one called VMS Underscore Source.
Bingo.
Next, they look through the emails of a VMS developer.
Maybe he mentions vulnerabilities.
In one file, they find an analysis of a modified version of VMS's login program, LoginOut.
It was developed by members of the German hacker collective Chaos Computer Club, and
it's a backdoor.
It changes the login system so it can secretly store passwords, hide certain users, and disable
alarms when someone enters a special password. Kevin and Lenny build on the CCC's work.
They improve the back door and keep adapting it to newer versions of VMS. Soon they're able to
install it on numerous VMS systems on DEC's global network. They essentially have access to any VMS
system they want. But they're not after sensitive data. They want to copy the source code. Just for
laughs. Finding it isn't hard. Transferring it is. The source code is massive. So they compress
and encrypt it. If anyone comes across it, it'll look like garbage. Next, they want to smuggle the
code out of DEC's network. They look for systems in the network that connect to ARPANET, the military
and academic network that will later become the internet. They use it to move the code piece by
piece. But soon, they encounter another challenge. Storing the code in one place creates a huge risk
of being detected, so they search for places where they can hide copies. One is a NASA lab.
using their backdoor they get into the jet propulsion laboratory systems what
okay okay yeah what I think it is storage minutes and pieces it like one
is in their network when they find the CCC's backdoor patch they suspect the
German hacker group of gaining access yeah over the other flakes that are sure
hacker group has hacked NASA Kevin and Lenny are undecurred they continue with
their plan until finally they've transferred the entire source code
Next, they put it on magnetic tape, essentially ancient hard drives, so they can go through
the code without fear of being tracked.
In the end, Lenny and Kevin have roughly 30 tapes containing the full VMS source code.
Kevin and Lenny could go on forever.
Now what?
They start challenging each other, making bets.
Who's the better hacker?
They both work at companies using VMS.
Whoever manages to break into the other's company's VMS system wins.
The prize is always $150.
dinner at a fancy Beverly Hills restaurant. And Kevin often wins, so often that Lenny starts
getting angry. At one point, he accuses Kevin of cheating and refuses to pay up. When Lenny
doesn't pay his debt, Kevin comes up with an idea. He calls the company where Lenny works and
impersonates an agent in the IRS's wage garnishment division. He claims to have a garnishment order
and says that Lenny's- What kind of prank is that?
...payment should be withheld. When Lenny finds out about the prank, he doesn't find it funny at all.
He's furious and he confesses to his boss about Kevin and the DEC hack.
The two of them call DEC security. Eventually the FBI is informed.
A few days later, Lenny lures Kevin to a parking garage.
When Kevin gets out of his car, FBI agents flood in and arrest him.
As agents let him away, Kevin reportedly turned to Lenny and asked him,
Why did you do this to me? Lenny answered, Because you're a menace to society.
he's not the one that he is.
Um...
Prosecutors hit Kevin with a long list of charges.
The DEC hack, stealing data from the NSA, breaking into police databases to erase their
records of him, even spreading false information about a bank as revenge for not being hired.
The DEC claims his fun little adventure has cost the company about four million dollars.
Kevin says he had nothing to do with most of these hacks.
Honestly, I made up shit.
He had many hashes of rumors about him.
Anything to make him look dangerous.
But the prosecutors go even further.
They tell the judge that Kevin is capable of accessing America's air defense systems with a phone call.
Chad, the formula makes sense every at the time.
Did they probably have to pay like some staff fucking like 20k to install like the windows on two machines at the office?
I mean, it is what it is.
Yeah, nuclear hog.
Yeah, all the time.
So I started laughing in federal court because that's nothing I never heard something so stupid in my life.
And the judge actually agreed with the government.
It's the late 80s now.
a few years after war games most people still don't really understand what hackers can and can't do
computers in general are still met with suspicion since few people have one fear of nuclear war is
in the air take cover at once when you hear the attack song so the authorities play it safe
kevin has kept in solitary confinement while a while in trial he's denied access to a phone
and he spends most of his time alone time magazine he'd be safe the phone in mitnick's hands is like
giving a gun to a hitman. The LA Times labels him a dark side hacker. The article also quotes Lenny.
He calls Mitnick an electronic terrorist and claims he can ruin someone's life just using his
fingers. One investigator suggests Mitnick's computer might be an umbilical cord to his soul.
Eventually, Mitnick and the prosecutors reach a deal. He's sentenced to a year in prison followed
by six months in a halfway house. There, he's supposed to address his addiction to hacking.
Why don't you just hire him, I mean?
Guys, this guy, you ain't shit from the NSA and whatever, a NASA, a bunch of the government-owned websites and, and, and beta-bases, and why don't you just hire him?
It's an offer his probation officer has to contact the employer.
That outs him and he stays unemployed.
Without hacking, there's zero thrill in Kevin's life.
He doesn't feel intellectually challenged.
He'll later write in his book, there was no sunshine in my life.
I was so passionate with hacking, it came to be like somewhat of an obsession for me.
So when Kevin hears that a big super hacker named Eric Hines wants to talk to him, he
calls him.
Hines rattles off hacks he's pulled and well-known hackers he's worked with.
Kevin is impressed and wants to hear more, but he has to be careful.
He's on probation, talking to Heinz to get him into serious trouble.
So Kevin decides to bring his friend, Lewis, he becomes the front man doing most of the
talking with Heinz.
On a phone call, Heinz mentions a special internal testing system called SAS, used by the telco
giant Pacific Bell.
It can be used to monitor phone lines, in other words, to listen in.
Kevin's never heard of it before, but he's instantly hooked.
He wants access.
Kevin does what he does best and manages to get in.
Now he and Lewis conspire on almost any private conversation
within Pacific Bell.
Hines is a strange guy.
His calls go through a middleman.
Hines is hesitant about giving out his own phone number
and he doesn't appear to have a job,
yet he's always talking about hanging out
in expensive clubs.
So Kevin and Lewis want to meet him in person.
They set up a meeting at a burger joint.
If they're fed it.
Once they arrive, they don't have to look long.
You can't miss Eric Hines.
He looks like a rock star.
Kevin and Lewis don't trust Eric, and they make that very obvious.
They place handheld scanners right on the table.
They even sweep Eric's body with an RF detector, checking for hidden microphones.
It picks up nothing.
At first, the conversation is cautious.
Neither party wants to reveal too much.
But eventually, Kevin and Lewis tell Heinz that they've already made it into the SAS
system.
To prove it, Lewis pulls out a floppy disk and inserts it into Eric's laptop.
Heinz is stunned.
He warns them to stay away from SAS, so they'll get caught.
Kevin is suspicious of Heinz, but it's clear he knows a lot about hacking, and he seems
to have a master key giving him access to every phone company's central office.
Despite his suspicions, Kevin decides to stay in touch with Heinz.
The contact is just too valuable.
Maybe they can trade information at some point.
At this point, Kevin has crossed several lines.
Again, he's violated the terms of his supervised release.
He's back in regular contact with hackers.
He's hacked into another phone company's system.
And his gut tells him something is off.
Through a series of calls, he finds out his phone is tapped.
No!
Who's listening in?
And why?
Maybe this has something to do with Heinz.
Kevin tracks down Heinz's apartment and phone numbers.
Then he checks in who actually owns them.
Neither the apartment nor the phone numbers
are registered to Eric Heinz.
They belong to a man named Joseph Warnie.
Kevin also gets ahold of another phone number
linked to Heinz under a different name.
He calls the provider pretending to be Heinz and says he's lost his phone bills, but someone
faxing copies.
Customer service is of course happy to help.
It seems that Heinz has been calling the FBI.
Who is Eric Heinz?
An informed FBI agent?
It doesn't matter.
Whoever it is, they're on to Kevin.
And if they catch him, he's going back to prison.
Kevin starts listening in on Heinz's calls.
One day, he talks to someone who sounds like an agent, and they mention a search warrant.
Kevin immediately starts destroying evidence.
He reprograms his phone and clones it to a new number.
He takes his computer and boxes of disks to a friend's house.
The FBI could show up at any moment.
And they do.
In late September 1992, the FBI searches apartment, but they don't arrest him.
Three months, that's all that's left of his supervised release.
Maybe he can still make it.
Maybe they don't have enough evidence.
After all, he wiped everything.
Kevin makes a decision.
He stays in LA for the three months he has left.
If they come for him, so be it.
If they don't, he's gone for good.
He'll start a new life somewhere in the US.
He's already thinking about which city he'll go to.
Then, his supervised release finally ends.
Kevin is like a free man.
For a moment, he's relieved.
He learns that Heinz is indeed a snitch, that he worked with the Feds.
He must have told the FBI a lot about it, and eventually Kevin learns that there's another
warrant for his arrest. His mother has been approached by agents searching for him. He
has to run. But he can't escape what happens next. In just a year, his name will land on
the front page of the New York Times. They'll call him a computer programmer run amok, one
of the nation's most wanted computer criminals. He'll become cyberspace's most wanted.
I just said let's see I gave you the dick to chat but none of this has paid fruits like
like it's not given him anything he's only hindered his life this is Sutomu Shimomura
unless he's a researcher at the University of California San Diego Supercomputer Center
Shimomura doesn't look like your typical scientist but how is he surviving?
he's a cross between computer nerd and surfer dude his main focus is the physics of computing
but more and more, he's being pulled into cybersecurity.
He's become a valuable expert for the FBI and NSA.
It's the final days of 1994.
Christmas is over and Shimomoro
makes his way home from the airport.
He's exhausted, but before going to bed,
he realizes he hasn't checked his voicemails in a while.
He isn't prepared for the message he receives.
Damn you, my technique is the best.
My boss is the best.
Damn you, I know artist technique.
I know. Send mail technique. And my style is much better.
Don't you know who I am? Me? And my friend? We'll kill you!
Hey boss, your kung fu is really good!
That's right. My style is the best.
At first, Shimomura thinks this must be a prank call.
But two words stick out to him. Artist and send mail.
They're basic system tools used to move files around and send emails.
But hackers also use both to exploit well-known vulnerabilities in Unix systems
Whoever left the message must know a lot about computer security
Maybe this has something to do with a very recent hack
Just a few days ago someone broke into Shimomura's personal network on his network
Shimomura kept a collection of security tools along with sensitive information about little known bugs and vulnerabilities
Some of these were found on widely used systems for a hacker
this information could be extremely valuable.
Oh, it's like a digital.
The intruders probably didn't realize is that one of Shimomura's machines was automatically copying records.
These files were sent to a secure place in the network.
The moment the break-in started, an alert was triggered at the San Diego Supercomputer Center.
Within 24 hours, university staff kicked the attackers out.
After being hacked, Shimomura and the students sought out the weak spots in his network and started fixing them.
A few days after the first voice message, Shimomura gets another one.
Your technology technique will be defeated. Your technique is no good.
These guys are clearly baiting him. But why?
He's been looking into records of the recent attack.
Trygna construct it, he realized just how much of his data was stolen.
Tens of thousands of emails, personal files and source code for programs he's written.
His security systems were bypassed using a technique that until then has been mostly theoretical.
IP spoofing.
The attacker impersonated another computer's IP address.
When data travels across the Internet, it moves in small units called packets.
Each carries an IP header with information on its source and destination.
In an IP spoofing attack, the hacker modifies the source address in the header.
This makes the packet look like it originated from a trusted source.
So they accept it.
Shimomura contacts the computer emergency response team, or CERT, about the attack.
The group specializes in IT security.
Two weeks later, CERT issues an official warning about IP spoofing.
The warning makes the front page of the New York Times.
According to the article, many of the 20 million computers connected to the Internet are at risk.
Attackers could peek into systems and steal files.
A few days later, the newspaper publishes a profile of Shememore.
He's considered one of the country's most skilled computer security experts.
According to the article, he considers solving the crime a matter of honor.
The press has created a cyber superhero, just as they created a cyber supervillain.
And eventually, the two will go head to head.
Holy!
In February 1995, Shimomura gets another weird voice message.
Ah, Tostomo, my learned disciple. Why you put my voice on the net?
This is not good. Haven't I not taught you grasshopper?
You must learn from the master.
I know all the techniques and styles. I know tiger claw style.
I know crane technique. I know crazy monkey technique.
And I also know Audis and Sendmail.
Can you put my voice on the net?
I'm very disappointed, my son."
Shimomura wants to know who this strange caller is,
so he puts his own hacking skills to use
and starts working closely with the FBI.
One day, a user on an online hacker forum receives a notification.
His account's storage is full.
That's strange. He's barely used it.
When he checks his directory,
it's packed with mysterious compressed files and batches of emails.
Someone must have taken over his account. Most of the emails are addressed to the same person,
Tsutomu Shimamura. A student of Shimamura's goes through the stolen files and discovers a file
named 0108.gz. It contains the credit card numbers of over 20,000 Netcom customers. At the time,
Netcom was a booming internet provider in the US. That's insane, what?
Shimura teams up with Netcom to track down the person responsible. They discovered that the
The hacker used a Netcom account for some of the attacks.
By cross-referencing login times from the online forum
with Netcom's connection logs, they find a match.
One user stands out as the likely culprit.
The trail leads to Raleigh, North Carolina.
Now they know the attacker's location,
but they still don't know who he is.
Then a Netcom technician has an idea.
The company has a tool that shows what a user types
in real time.
The keylogger.
He was originally meant for troubleshooting,
But Shimomura and the team can now use it to observe the hacker's moves.
It looks like he's logging into a chat program.
There, he starts chatting with another hacker.
At first, they discussed security vulnerabilities, but then the topic shifts to Shimomura, who's watching them in real time.
The hacker has no clue he's being monitored.
He's fuming over a New York Times article, and the fact that he's total ended up on the front page.
For Shimomura, this is the final piece of the puzzle.
The person who attacked his server must be Kevin Middling.
February 15, 1995. Kevin's been on the run for over two years. He's applied to a number
of jobs using a fake identity, but nothing came of it. He's at his computer, as always,
when he notices that back doors he's been using have recently been patched. Something's
off. Like many other times in his life, it's the FBI. They ask if he's Kevin Mitnick. He
says he's not. They enter and start searching his apartment. They go through his closet.
In the inner pocket of an old ski jacket, they find a piece of paper.
It's a paste-up, made out to Kevin Mitnick.
Oh, shit.
The next day, Mitnick is taken to court.
The room is packed with journalists.
Shimomura is present, too.
Superhero and supervillain face each other in real life for the first time.
The hearing only lasts a few minutes, and Mitnick is let out of the courtroom.
As he passes Shimomura, he nods and says, I respect your skills.
Shimomura nods back
Kevin Mitnick's arrest made headlines across the country for three days
I mean once again, I didn't do much
I can't read it
The most wanted cyber thief is caught in his own web
The LA Times wrote to some Kevin Mitnick is an electronic terrorist
His trial takes place in the town
These are used governmental tool bullshit to break it like this is like it's not some hacker
I mean that doesn't count
California wants to prosecute him too.
The Bruce Ford thing too, I mean.
He pleads guilty to a single charge.
The other charges in North Carolina are dropped and he's transferred back to his home state.
In September 1996, he's charged on 25 counts.
He's accused of hacking companies like Motorola, Nokia, and Fujitsu during his two years on
the run, stealing software worth millions.
The total damage claims eventually reach almost $300 million.
Oh please.
As the trial goes on, support permit Nick grows.
The hacker community rallies behind him.
Some question his guilt.
A free Kevin movement emerges.
Supporters believe he's being treated unfairly and that his case is being exaggerated.
Author Jonathan Litman questions whether it was really Mitnick who broke into Shimomura's
systems.
He also doubts that Mitnick left the voicemails.
On the day of Mitnick's arrest, Shimomura received two more mysterious messages.
I just want to say, I want to reiterate, it is a big joke, it is big, make fun of Kung-Fu
movie.
Do not fly out to come and get me, I'm not worth it.
Just make fun of Kung-Fu movie.
I could attack websites like Yahoo in the New York Times, leaving messages demanding
Kevin Mitnick's release.
Others criticize a book about the takedown of Mitnick.
They think the author, Jonathan Markoff, may have embellished the story.
A film studio secures the rights to a movie adaptation.
In March 1999, Mitnick accepts another deal with prosecutors.
He pleads guilty to seven of the 25 charges.
Combined with his earlier conviction in North Carolina, he sentenced to five and a half
years.
By this time, he's already spent four years in pretrial detention.
Wow, that's, that's good man.
What was once claimed as could be nearly $300 million in damages has reduced to $4,125 in
restitution.
The Mitnick case becomes a symbol for America's hacker paranoia.
One of my friends had that.
Oh, he's dead.
One of my friends had that.
It was like James Bond behind the computer.
It was a big game to me.
It was just happening to blacks.
Did it ever occur to you that perhaps what you were doing
was wrong?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it was an invasion of privacy.
And going and getting access to other people's information
was obviously gross, invaded privacy, and it is wrong.
And that didn't bother you?
At the time I was doing it, no.
A con artist trying to make big money is easy to label.
You can put him in a box, but for people like Mitnick, there was no box.
Maybe that's what fueled the myth of him as the dark side hacker and cyber thief.
On January 21, 2000, Kevin Mitnick walks out of prison.
Technically, he isn't allowed to use computers for three years after his release, but his probation officer starts making exceptions.
Mitnick reinvents himself as a cybersecurity expert.
Companies pay him to find their security flaws.
He appears publicly as a specialist and writes several books.
In his biography, he recalls that a single word changed hacking forever, authorization.
It magically transformed him from the most wanted hacker into one of the most sought
after security experts around.
On July 16, 2023, Mitnick died of pancreatic cancer at the age of 59.
Obituaries honor him as a pioneer and legendary hacker.
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Yeah, this is like some very early hacking stuff, you know what I mean? Like you don't
want to see the extension of... because often enough these days you only hear about the
extension of what people use those things for, you know, like what they get out of it
and whatever. Like this is very just kind of like like the like the root of it, you know.
So that's the kind of interesting to see. Why people do it the shit? Like what do they get out of it?
Probably never going to happen again. Once in the lifetime events. 67 months up to the F1
driving wall 67 67 67 67 67 67 I would
are the same I'll think just as around
easy yo you're around big boy I know I
said that they're in the middle and I
said that actually okay Jeff
New X-File with us. Yeah, firm covered this story very badly. There's a lot. The store
raised it in Motorola lag. Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. That, yeah, because we
saw a video last time about some hacker dude or something with the Motorola thing and it
was pretty crazy.
I got food, I got food, I got food. Perhaps a video? Just one, something, is it in chat?
Um
Jeff this is good very nice
on interstate 35w at 95 miles per hour in a 55 mile per hour zone as the suv
weaved recklessly through traffic the trooper attempted to catch up moments
later the driver suddenly cut across multiple lanes and exited the freeway at
speeds exceeding 100 miles per hour I mean what the fuck is he doing I'm I am
I'm so confused why would he bother
Exit at the freeway at speeds exceeding 100 do the cars off the ground initially miles per hour
Do you see that
Because of the because of the down ramp the car go it's landed the grounds what it lifted off the ground
Seconds later the easy slide was crazy light and slammed into a Honda Civic in a catastrophic collision
Yes, sir.
Yep.
Open.
Clear.
Police!
Hands up!
Back.
Clear.
Here.
OK.
Come on.
OK, come on.
Back.
Clear.
That's it.
OK.
Clear.
That's it.
OK.
Clear.
That's it.
As officers rushed toward the wreckage,
they discovered the driver had fled the scene.
Despite the catastrophic crash that
claimed the lives of five young women instantly inside the Honda Civic, the suspect was nowhere
to be found.
Officers quickly secured their driver, the driver that causes an accident, usually survives
even at insane speeds.
It's so fucking stupid.
as the crash quickly turned into a homicide investigation.
Yes.
Do I have a driver's license?
I don't know.
I'd like to have my driver's license on the driver's license.
Where?
XQCN.
Do you have a license on the driver's license?
I don't know.
Race called there, but a great race like that.
It's a triplet.
So if you're a driver, you're witnessing a suspect
that fled from the vehicle, a state patrol is going after.
We're in a white T-shirt, a police wet pants.
Yeah, engine all that in his head.
what race
Uh, you went that way?
You went that way?
Yeah, man.
He was going that way.
He asked me for a ride.
He fell on that car and asked for a ride.
I said, no.
OK.
You went that way.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
3, 4 to 1.
You guys seen it?
Like, come on over here?
3, 4 to 1.
Oh, f**k.
It was f**king amazing.
Where are you bleeding?
Huh?
Where are you bleeding?
Yeah, me?
Huh?
Where are you bleeding?
For officers I see.
They're bleeding.
Right now, we're separating.
Huh?
Huh?
I said this.
What's your name?
I'm Scott.
Scott.
Scott.
Your squad car.
Turn it up.
Is he bleeding?
I'm bleeding.
What should I do?
I missed a hole cut, bro.
That looks pretty fresh to me.
This is not.
This is died up live, bro.
All right.
Hey, listen.
White sir Brown Pan, this is a description.
White sir Brown Pan, this is a description.
You're gonna put that one?
Okay.
You're gonna put that what?
Okay.
All right. Hey, listen.
White sir, brown paint.
White sir, brown paint.
We're just trying to make sure you're dead.
We're just trying to make sure you're dead.
I didn't even know about that.
Can we get you out? Take a coat over this day.
You're the only one.
Did you have his blood on you, bro?
Yeah, that's why I called you out.
You know, not how that happened.
No, I feel it. I feel it.
slip. Where'd you fall in slip back?
I fell in slip.
Two of us at the Valdescore 4.
Fifth and Lake.
Fifth and Lake?
Alright.
Let's go ahead and get everybody that's nine, other five, or three.
Alright man, we're here.
Alright, anybody, nobody let a question begin anything?
Why sir, it's a safe patrol guy over here.
Yeah, okay.
Question every one of us has code for us.
I'm good, bro.
Alright, boy, just relax.
You got a great rate?
Yeah, I'm good.
Alright, mine is loose.
Mine is loose?
So, where's the code?
So where's gonna be
Can Derek beat the Andre and I'll get it. Oh, let me get it easy to roll
Like this
Like this
You just get a dog
You just get a dog you know
There you go
We have a guy, we have a guy stopped at the Taco Bell that we think that may or may not
be involved would you be willing to come look at him holy
this is American
chat if that will me I would like to have where this guy is like that like I'm
Yeah, it's him. Yep. Yep. That's the one that like
Get fucking pops or something
Yeah
We'll get someone over to check it out here.
We'll just put them in a squadron.
Yeah, well, thank you, please, sir.
Oh, they're going to come at 10.
OK, it makes sense, doesn't it?
We'll check.
We'll make sure.
We'll make sure.
We'll make sure.
Like, you can't identify that on the fly.
I understand.
I've got to find someone.
Please don't make me be the guy tonight.
Just face the squad here.
I
Make it a walk away, I mean you decide the fucking
You're being detained, that's what I said, that's what I told you, right?
But I'm saying that you're determined to go with my fellow.
Yep.
I'm not going to be this guy.
I'm not going to be this guy.
You're just going to double check your dent, right?
I don't want to make that a matter.
I'm going to go, no, no, no, that's a different problem.
Y'all took a piss from my ID, y'all have everything from me.
And I don't understand what the reason of y'all doing this.
What's going on?
Oh, f**k.
Did you have that switcher leg hurt?
Oh, f**k.
Oh, I mean, yes, it's the logger.
Can you please get her information?
Yeah.
Yes, whoever is coming here with that suspect,
the person that may or may not be the suspect,
we're going to have them look at that person.
That's why we don't want to keep her in contact.
I'm going to go into contact with our people,
and I'll come back and find you to get there, okay?
Excuse me
We may or may not have someone in the back of the squad car that you may recognize
What are you going to say?
No
What do you mean?
You ready?
Yeah, so we're doing a show off
And obviously the lights that you think you can't see what this is
It's just the camera
Good?
It is going to be hard with these men
Yeah, I hear you
No, it's just hard to get out here.
Yeah, this is...
Oh, it's kind of just fucked up, but it's just...
It's not my job.
I feel like this is not, like, stand procedure.
It's like some freestyle shit there.
I'll go in front of the squad car.
Please tell them that this is not me.
I'm 6'5". It's not hard for me to make.
I'm 6'5". My hair is not gone.
My hair is gray.
Please tell him that this is not me.
Okay ma'am, so we're going to bring up the suspect.
Uh, possible suspect.
We don't. I want you to tell me if you recognize him or not.
Okay.
Do you recognize them?
I don't. Gray like gray.
Something's on my white t-shirt now.
Ma'am, I can't really hear you.
Yes. He had a white t-shirt on.
Do you recognize him? Yes or no?
Yes. White was dark, but he had a t-shirt like that on a gray and gray and green sweatpants.
Sorry, I need to, I guess there are no ma'am.
She's a great, uh, great thanks before though.
Man, do you recognize him?
That's one I've seen running through the, my neighbor's driveway.
Yes.
You've seen him running through your neighbor's driveway?
I mean, my neighbor's yard, yeah.
From where?
Oh, great.
From the crash.
From the crash?
Okay.
All right.
They want me to turn again?
Face this way still?
Forward.
I see him. Here again. Please tell him that this is not me.
You f***ing fool.
See? You can't walk.
But you 100% saw him running from the tracks?
Yes.
You see how this looks? When I found you, you were sweaty. You were keeping running.
You have blood on your face and you have blood on your hand.
And that's fine.
But I understand the protocol that you guys are working on.
And I understand.
I don't, I don't follow that.
So you know where you're going to go.
I'm going to do a full-on.
I'm impatient with you guys.
But come on now, brother.
The handcuffs in the back of the police car, brother.
I just gave you all my ID.
I gave you all everything that you had in front of you.
I didn't do that to you guys.
Yes.
The police officer's name is told you I was...
Okay.
It's not...
Let's say this was up the procedure and they went back to the PD or whatever and they did a line up with like five ten people
She she probably would never find this guy
No snow way no way no how
Pretty unreliable witness I don't think it matters in that way
I don't know.
Do you not agree?
Okay.
You match perfectly.
I'm a description.
I don't know.
Y'all said brown pants.
I don't have my brown pants.
I mean.
This is not another one of your browns.
Y'all said 10.
I'm the one 15 brown.
You said 10 here.
My hair is blackish and red.
My hair.
You realize camouflage is brown for deer hunting.
So you camouflage with fall leaves, which are brown leaves.
This is 10.
What?
That's literally camouflage.
That's too soon.
This is 10.
This is 10.
This is 10.
This is 10.
This is 10.
This is 10.
This is 10.
This is 10.
This is 10.
What?
It's a shade of brown, right?
No, they said brown, like brown pants.
And then they said that I had 10 here.
You know, I'll quit that and have them.
That's right.
I mean, at the end of the day, that's good.
I know that this y'all got what y'all got to do.
That's what I'm gonna do.
I don't want to be a **** or anything like that.
I don't know how this could seem.
They're trying to have enough to hold them
so that he never gets back up.
But they could do that to so many means.
I mean, even the canine would have been enough, no?
10-9 from the car seat, but it went straight there and it alerted, I mean they would have enough of us.
And then all the cameras and witnesses will come in, Mike.
Oh, did you?
There's a lot of people in here.
What's going on? You said it was an accident. I asked you specifically. I said, is anybody hurt?
He said, no, there was no one hurt.
Well, that was before I was told and there's people hurt.
He's talking to us right now, right?
He's pushing me. That's f***ing up.
That's f***ing up. There are people that hate me.
I'm f***ing up.
Why are you f***ing up?
I'm f***ing up. What is f***ing up?
You told me that already.
Yeah, I know.
I know. He messes on their way.
Somebody die?
That's what the homicide is, right?
That's f*****g enough.
So how could somebody die? He died.
You're not telling me the f*****g I did.
I was wondering why I was on this f*****g part of your life.
Didn't I tell you I didn't know?
Yeah, you said you wanted to get out of there.
Yeah, when I talked to you, you said you wanted to get out of there.
I have no idea.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm sure there is a way.
to jail I have no idea what happens after.
This is a good job for me.
I love my job, honestly. I feel like I help a lot of people.
That's what I want to do as a little kid, you know?
Yeah, I want to be a pilot.
Oh, why not?
They didn't f***ing tell me I was too tired of getting f***ed.
What?
Cat, cat, cat, cat.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop.
So that's a joke?
Derek John Thompson was taken into custody
in connection with the deaths of five young women
women who have been spending the evening together, as they prepared for a friend's wedding.
As the case moved through the courts, Thompson denied being the driver, claiming his brother
was behind the wheel.
But surveillance footage from the airport showed Thompson renting and driving the Cadillac
Escalade before the crash.
Witness testimony, vehicle data, and his own statements to hospital staff further dismantled
his defense.
In June 2025, a Hennepin County jury found Thompson guilty on all 15 felony counts,
including five counts of third-degree murder and 10 counts of criminal vehicular homicide.
The following month, he was sentenced to more than 50 years in state prison,
combined with a separate 14-year federal sentence for the drugs and firearm found inside the escalade.
Thompson is expected to spend around 64 years behind bars.
But for the victims' families, Thompson's apology did little to ease their grief.
For over two years, he refused to take responsibility for what he did,
sitting there with that smug look on his face.
He's zero care at all. He made it through two trials. He put our family through so much.
I am truly sorry. There has been a burden on my back for 25 months
because I wasn't able to say I'm sorry for exclusive clips and behind-the-scenes
content join right God in there
you just hold on I'm sorry sorry is that what you let is that what you linked it
No, it's not.
Wait, wait, wait.
Guys, really?
I can't, man. I can't.
It's not like it. It's not on time at all.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hold on.
I had to get this over and over again.
I was about to say hello.
Hello, there.
Here I am there.
I want to say I'm sorry for the things I've done.
And I try and be stronger in this life I chose.
But I want you to know that door right close.
close and you're on it I'm sorry sorry sorry sorry
to my mother I'm sorry sorry sorry sorry
to the victim I'm sorry sorry sorry sorry
chat that was a good reference I think
as he emerges with a loaded gun aimed straight at them
um
Is that a real gun?
7-Hack Max, let me back up now. Got one at gunpoint.
Anthony?
Anthony?
Anthony!
Put the gun down!
Is that a cap gun?
I don't know if that was the right word.
Jack, Jack, this is why you don't trust fucking civilian testimony,
bought on the fly and shit.
Maybe we'll say, oh yeah, oh no, who's the...
Maybe we'll say, yeah, the cops knew about this.
Like, I didn't watch his videos, I was like...
Yeah, they knew because they said that.
Yeah, but with the trust I've got.
Just, oh, he's got no more bullets than he has to keep shooting.
Man, Jay, I'm gonna shoot him! I'm gonna shoot him!
It is real.
Seven aces back.
My car was shot.
70 backup now.
Look at my back window.
Look at my back window.
Get over there now.
Get over there now.
Mary Jane, get over there now.
Get over there now.
Anthony?
Get...
You're gonna wind up getting shot!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
You're gonna get shot!
You're gonna get shot!
Get down now!
Get down now!
Get down!
Get down!
Get down now!
Put it down now!
Put it down!
Put it down!
Any slow preservation skills or what?
Put it down!
Put it down now!
Put it down!
Put it down!
I think Taze first.
No.
Bro, you know, you don't bring a Taser to machete fights.
Like, one of these guys's fat, Taze's got fat armor, literally.
And he's wearing it as a hoodie.
Even if you had three Tazers, three people with Tazers here, this doesn't get Taze.
Now!
Anthony, I do not want to do this. I do not want to miss. Put it down.
Put it down now.
Shoot the tires.
Leg shot, does it know now?
Put it down now, Anthony.
What about a new gun that I thought about, it's like a wave blast.
big ass shotgun massive bell and it goes POOMP and it stuns the fuck out of the air right
out of your lungs like POOMP BAAAM but it doesn't really kill him it just it just it blasts
you.
Don't go in by car.
Don't go in by car.
Don't listen to that.
Put it up, Anthony.
Put the machete on you.
No.
Put it down.
You're already in trouble?
No.
I know, Nour.
Yeah, you are.
No, no, no, no.
Put it down now.
Send these down.
Put it down now.
Put it down now.
Put it down now.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Take this.
Bob, come out of the house.
Don't cook, Mary Jane.
I don't care, Mary Jane.
I gotta take this serious.
I know y'all.
I know he probably won't do nothing to you.
But you gotta understand, you have to get back now.
What is going on?
Shit, I get it today.
It's like some small town shit.
Or like some, like a recurrent thing
when it gets called down often.
And nobody knows the people.
But I mean, does it matter?
Like, what about yourself though?
How are you going to fucking maintain the peace if you're dead?
Yo, the fucking farm, man!
No, no, this is where self-reservation skills come in.
Do you say, because they don't want to shoot somebody?
It's more the opposite.
It's more because the guys don't want to get shot.
It shouldn't be what you think it's more the opposite.
But the guys have got a good point at them.
That's you dying.
Like, there's no grad, man.
No, absolutely not, right, man.
He's currently trying to put the machete.
Mary Jane, I cannot have you go to the door.
I cannot have you go to the door
I'm serious.
Hands, hands, hands, hands.
I know, I know.
Give me this hand, give me this hand.
I'm gonna get you out.
Hey there, come on, come on.
All right.
All right, Lucy, love you.
You got anything on your new bike?
Uh, I don't think so.
Uh, you might want to keep the left, though.
Nah. Left pocket.
Left pocket. You need that in there?
Anything? Anything that's going to poke prior to sticking?
I don't want to.
Good.
Can you get me?
Well, I'll go get it.
That's a long day.
That's what it's going to look like.
You realize you're pulling that right at me?
Yeah.
What's going on, that's all right.
What are you talking about?
You know what you did last time.
What?
You know what you did.
You're taking the wrong foot, dude.
22 or not, okay?
22 will still kill you.
Like what?
That's what I'm pissed about.
What's going on?
You just f***ing break it down.
Let's go.
That's in the first thing.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Well, John, can you make contact with the house, make sure everyone's all right?
He's in constant, he's shot at me.
What?
Yeah.
Make sure they're all right.
Good to both.
We're going this way.
I mean, so I came down to Laka.
See you later.
See you later.
See you later.
Oh, yo, you didn't want to shoot somebody?
What if that bullet killed a bystander or another person?
And the guy had him at gunpoint.
Now, it'd be even bigger responsible pretty much.
He had to shot at him, didn't do nothing.
Why, why'd he kill two of them?
It, it, it really, he, he, he made it come down to Lockett.
I don't know what you're saying.
This is the kind of situation that you're making tunes to shoot at.
That's the foot of the guitar?
You guys are slow!
The suspect, 19-year-old Anthony Bumgardner, was taken into custody and charged with two
counts of attempted aggravated murder of a law enforcement officer, use of a firearm
in the commission of a felony, shooting into an occupied dwelling, destruction of property,
and several related firearm offenses.
According to court records, Bumgardner later entered a guilty plea.
He was sentenced to 28 years, with all but eight years suspended, meaning he will serve
eight years in prison followed by strict supervision after his release and was ordered to pay restitution.
Anthony will be 27 years old when he is released from prison in 2032. There's a reason the primary
officer didn't shoot and it might not be what you think. A study from the National Institute of
Justice found that officers who decided to shoot and justify deadly force incidents often did not
have information on the subjects they were facing and cannot determine the emotional state of the
subjects, meaning that officers who are familiar with the subjects tend to refrain from using
deadly force. At one point in the body cam footage the primary officer mentions that he knows the
suspect and that he doesn't believe he would hurt his family. This is very likely the reason
he chose not to shoot and it's important to realize that the...
All that is irrelevant. I know, I couldn't give a shit.
Waces like this, there's hardly ever a correct or incorrect answer. While the primary officer
was heard criticizing his own handling of the situation, the judge laid a prace as calm,
controlled response while under...
Because it's irrelevant. Like I said, regardless of the fact, it all came down to luck. Like,
How hard is this to understand it?
Or progressive?
And he's like, it literally only came down to luck.
There will be a listening party here.
All this knowledge is irrelevant
because it came up to luck.
Like,
You're fired.
While the situation man ended okay in the end,
that officer will likely continue to play that day
in his head over and over again for the rest of his life.
And one thing that stood out to me was the notepad
that the female officer was holding.
And that's not a criticism, it's a reminder.
Whether you're a trainee, a rookie, or a veteran officer,
it comes to a point where self-preservation
has to take priority over everything else.
I mean, she's as useful as he is, right?
I mean, a notepad on a scene is as good
against a perpetrator as a gun not being fired.
I mean, these are both fucking useless.
They're both doing nothing.
The fuck?
Like, dude, the guys, you get a gun pointed at him
and you get shot and you never shot back.
I mean, that's insane.
Like what?
he had rolled down his window and he goes excuse me miss can i interest you in this i
don't know why i looked but he it was he had it out of me a routine stop at a car wash and
gas station leaves a woman shaken after a stranger's question leads to an unsettling encounter it
wasn't just that he like flashed me to it was in like a clear plastic tube
What?
What?
He won?
Yeah.
No reason.
The following is based on official police records released to date.
And some of the footage has never been seen before until now.
In August 2025, a woman calls 911 to report an incident
that occurred just minutes prior at the cobblestone auto spa in Timpey.
Officers soon head over to her apartment to take her statement.
I was just wiping my car down with the towel and he had already been parked for just a second.
He was wiping his car down, I think, a minute ago, but then he had got back in his car and
I remember thinking for a second like that that was really fast because he had just barely
parked and I wasn't finished and so he was sitting in his car as I was on my passenger
side he had rolled down his window and he goes excuse me this can I interest you in this?
Excuse me, looks like you used that pump pump.
He had it out and it was like a two, like a pump or something.
Yeah, what?
And I just like I just gasped and then I like got back in my car and I don't know why I didn't like
yell for somebody else around and say something but I just I was
in shock and I left it and they called me the one.
Okay, I'm sorry to make you like,
or not be think about it,
but can you describe what it looked like?
I don't know how long I guess he had it in there,
but it was like definitely.
In an interview with a detective a few weeks later,
the victim would share a more detailed account
of what she claims to have witnessed
on the day of her report.
It wasn't just that he like flashed me,
It was also like, it was in like a clear plastic tube,
which I'm assuming is like,
or the pump because it had been a tube coming from the end
of it and then like a pump ball thing that he had in his hand
like when they do your blood pressure.
Okay.
So it was in that, it wasn't just that,
but he had that, I guess, like in his car ready to go.
Okay.
And was he doing anything else with his,
so he's manipulating them or anything like that?
No, I think he might have like like shaken it a little bit like from the base like when I looked in like he moved it a little but
Like she was like, I don't know like
For anything. Okay. Um, he said that the the ball that led to the pump was in
In his right hand right hand. Oh, do you know what his left hand was doing?
He's left hand was at the base of his
Okay, there's like holding it. Okay. Very sense. Police soon obtained security footage from the cobblestone car wash
In at the suspect is seen pulling into the empty vacuum bay to the victim's right while she's wiping her car down
He exits and re-enters his vehicle multiple times before finally sitting in the driver's
But every ponder just move toward the suspects window before backing away abruptly
She then seemingly leaves in a hurry stopping for a few seconds to take a picture of the suspect's license plate
The suspect then exits his vehicle and appears to readjust his shorts before driving away
Oh
fight ready which is a gym the detectives are registered owner and
works on putting together a clearer picture of the suspect according to
police reports the victim didn't know there's anything to say they would be
good information on the truth learns why after the vehicle's owner returns his
call I understand that this might be a bit of a weird phone call oh no report
The humor cross my best and it involves your Honda Civic.
Oh, OK, that actually belonging to my older brother.
What's going on?
No, I could probably relay a message.
I'm not allowed to give too much information about it over the phone.
What are you talking?
Probably not involving the vehicle to find out who was driving it at the time.
Just so we can contact them.
OK, no reason, any trouble or anything like that.
What should we do?
It would be Joshua Curtis and their good friend for Joshua.
Um, see, this is a good kind of weird to, um, I actually don't believe that you've been trying to locate him for years now as well.
These are my half brothers.
I had an abusive other side of the family.
No, I hadn't.
They got the phone.
It's not in years, but yeah, I was called but he was with us in Illinois and then he just kind of.
If it's the phone, I'll be impressed.
I'll say, I'll say that I was wrong and honestly, my radar is off.
up and left one day and went to Arizona,
they need to tell us,
he just sent me a picture of,
welcome to Arizona on the road,
and you've been there,
so I'm trying to trap a title to him,
that figure, you know.
And again, this is it,
I'm just thinking about it,
my own guess.
Okay.
So I could probably use him,
this number if it works,
and just let him know that,
he's good, he's dangerous.
Yeah, you can, if you want,
shouldn't be a problem.
Following his conversation
with the original owner of the car,
the detective has the victim come back in
for a second photo lineup.
Oh, photo, line up!
Okay, I thought that was gonna happen.
car wash in the second photo line up. In the meantime, Joshua contacts the detective after
his brother informed him. They were looking for him.
Not allowed to give a lot of information about over the phone to the nature of the investigation.
But there was something that happened to him, and based off of some video canvassing we
did, we believe that you may have witnessed what happened. Could be, well, just let us
know if you saw her or anything, anything like that.
I mean, yeah, I'm totally willing.
I mean, ideally, I wouldn't like to disrupt my schedule,
or I don't remember witnessing anything.
What was the time, what were the circumstances?
I would have to offer up any useful.
There was a bit of a few weeks ago.
Like I said, I know that we do a weirdo.
We do an investigation, not a lot, over the phone.
But once we talk in person, I can do that.
Is it like, is it unusual to, like, decline?
I mean, it's not beneficial to me in some sort of way,
you know what I mean?
Yeah, um, I mean, you're just considered a witness and it's not like you can't like force you to say anything or anything like that.
While initially reluctant, Joshua eventually agrees to meet with detectives.
They make their way over to Joshua's apartment to finally chat with him.
What the heck?
So, yeah.
You know, you can sit down, make yourself comfortable or whatever, I don't really know about you guys.
What's the big tall thing? It's kind of scary, I mean, what the fuck is in there, bro?
What do you mean?
I probably said, um, oh, so, getting out of there?
Yeah.
That's the way it's up.
So basically, the thing that I want to try
to keep it a little advantageous to get, like,
the most, like, neutral recollection
of your memory and everything before you go to things.
So this will event on August 2nd, around, like,
8 in the morning.
The time is meeting.
Over by the area of, you know, Wednesday,
I believe it was a Saturday actually. Do you remember where you were at that time?
I remember that I traveled through Timbis to get the chambers and clean fridges at a public
storage venue and in any place I'm liable to stop them in Timbis. But I don't have any
business in Timbis. I don't know anyone in Timbis. I don't go to Timbis for any social
reasons. And I don't involve myself in any nefarious activities.
Well, what's on his dial on this guy?
and talk to your car and talk to you,
it looks like, while you were at the car wash.
Hold into a stall.
Yes, we're next to like a vacuum areas.
So it looks like probably I call a car wash is,
two of you both people.
16 on one, so we're in Best of Friends with you, Felix.
BTW, I had fun at the club by you yesterday.
So, are we still on for lunch today?
I had a person talk to them.
And what they told us was that,
Uh, they had seen you in the car, uh, with a f***ing pump on.
Oh.
And you were working with a f***ing pump.
Gotcha.
I got you.
Now it's more clear.
That would be the reason that sometimes I would pull in.
We'll just sit there and look at people.
Okay.
What?
He said what?
Yeah?
That would be the reason that sometimes I would pull in.
We're just to sit there and look at people.
Joshua, now far more forthcoming with information regarding his proclivities, recounts the incident
and shares what he believes triggered this behavior.
Tell me about everything that happened if you start to finish.
I pulled in to the parking spot and there was cars on both sides of me and I rolled down
and I said, hey, would you have any interest in this?
And she leaned in and then left.
And what did that person see when she leaned in?
The fucking thing.
Okay.
And then after they left, that happened.
I left, I left.
Okay.
You said that that's kind of a common thing for you to do?
Like, it's just,
look at this,
what kind of people are trying to not laugh?
Recently, it has been happening more.
There has been something coming up.
I don't even get it though, Chad.
I mean, Chad, I'm not an expert, but what's up with the pump though?
I thought it was like a, I thought people want to have like a, like a big juicer,
but is that like a form of drinking up?
I mean, I don't know what it should perform,
because anything else other than that happened.
Okay, um, how long have these feelings been going on?
a couple months?
A couple months.
Is there anything that has triggered it or something like that?
Like anything in your past or?
There have been gas station bulls that I've found.
Okay.
I've noticed that I started trying them.
What?
And they'll drive you to certain behaviors and certain tendencies.
Okay.
And it's something that I'm analyzing and going over and myself, trust me.
I knew that this was in some ways.
So why is a guy raw dogging, fucking like honey or whatever dude, like, but for why?
I'm sure you didn't know that's why I kind of had things to do, so I apologize for a
little misdirection, but I appreciate you being on with us now.
So why not?
What do you...
Well, it's also a few questions to talk to you about if you don't mind.
So you're your girlfriend, so that she, I'm a little confused, is she live here or not
live here?
She does live here.
Okay.
that there was a significant age gap.
Yeah.
How old was she?
24.
OK.
We wouldn't even be in a relationship
if she didn't need help.
OK.
Well, she's not like 15 or anything like that.
She's 20.
She's 20?
OK.
That's the reason I asked, because as a SVU
and Friends of TechDiv, those are things
that I have to ask others to make sure, OK?
I'm trapped in a situation that I don't want to be in,
and I'm ready to go back out into the world,
and I'm kind of undeveloped in that area,
and maybe the ways that I try to go about it,
I'm in the beginning of a learning process.
I think it's the most accurate that I've tried it.
Okay.
What exactly were you doing with that one thing?
Well, this one works by pulling you,
you're gonna air out of it,
and then it creates blood flow to it,
creating a hardness, a fitness.
Was it on your?
Yeah, it was.
Where is the pump now?
In my backpack.
In that black backpack right there.
This guy seems to be incredibly honest, except that one thing he said about it.
Do you have any other problems anywhere?
No sir.
Okay.
I'm just okay if I get to the top of this.
Just get it almost off-putting.
Go ahead and grab it or do you know if you have gloves with you?
I do not.
I can grab it.
Y'all, y'all, y'all really.
She held it in for a whole 30 minutes or whatever and then she's laughing.
She, I mean, you're selling the bag for what?
I'm small.
You need a swim, you know, okay?
So, you wasn't placed under arrest for four?
Yeah.
For an 18th time?
No.
I don't think we said something.
You have gloves.
done? Okay. It's in the back back over here.
But why does he go out and look at you and do that? I don't
really know. Not back back. Okay, it's in that one. Okay.
Okay, let's put yourself in front of a million scenarios.
Let's just say, let's say that this was an illegal for some
reason. A million times you pump it up and say, do you like what
You see how many positive reactions are you going to get to that?
Zero. I mean, zero, like, I don't know what you put through this.
I don't understand.
Pills, stilt, nothing.
I'm going to get by one of eight, three, one, two, three, okay?
All right.
Do you know, like, what brand they are or anything like that?
What's that?
Rhino.
Rhino is what they're called?
Okay.
I knew it.
I knew it.
One, one, that's it.
Okay.
It's on the right or does not?
Joshua and his pump to the Tempest jail
Hey gloves man what the fuck is wrong?
I'm reaching them with your bare hands
Yo yo yo
He Lee
The civilian warned them to wear gloves and he
Really?
I'm reaching them with your bare hands
Before taking a man they asked him one last time
It's in a bag
But if the guy that just handled his raw hot dog
has to put it in the bag, the bag is still juice-laced.
Like, are you stupid?
Yeah, so before you go in there real quick, again,
I just want to really thank for being cooperative,
open-and-off sort of thing.
That says a lot about you, that you're actually
able to own up to them.
Oh, it's copper in the bag.
Yeah, it's pretty tough.
Oh, that's right.
With that in mind, the girl was pretty
choking up about all of this. It sounds like you're, you know, taking
responsibility pretty polygetic guy. Is there anything that you would want to
say to her or anything like that?
It won't happen to another. Okay. Um, anything else you'd want to say to her?
It wasn't right to invade her experience that way or anyone else's experience
that way. And that's what I'm gonna notice. That's the point. And it won't
would you be willing to write that down so we can give up to her okay maybe
she takes the detective even saw like I'm sorry opening with the statement I
write this message to you from the shame of a jail cell tell you get it
before you expressing remorse and even gratitude for the victims choice to take
action according to court documents Joshua Curtis was charged with indecent
exposure in public and decency. He pled guilty to both counts. Joshua was given a 30 day suspended
jail sentence and placed on probation until February 2027. He was also prohibited from
initiating contact with the victim and barred from returning to the cobblestone car wash.
What about a list? Not on any list?
They were originally made with no randomly muted words or details cut. We've also dropped
I thought usually that comes out that comes with a list
Available now on iOS, Roku, Amazon Fire, Apple TV, and Google
I mean I'd like to know if I'm in an area if there's any pumpers
I mean I think it's something reasonable that
It's a type of things that I think the citizens should be warned about no
chat I mean if there's some pumpers that too much in an area I might dodge the
area I think it's I think it's it's it's worrying a little bit I mean very much
so interesting um dude jesse's not there you know what
uh i want to buy some sandstone because i have built some really cool shit can i get
a welcome to the jungle um i'll give you like a one minute clip because i need to wash my hands
please I agree there should be a plan with rather who's what do you mean by that
no no no just not by my grandma now is he I think I'm in the end it's not it's not
they're just sitting on the only fucking place he was you are people all night all
time but monkey deal off a okay
yeah I watch this this this wholesome clip about a dog saving a lot of work
friends
I watched a movie about Coast Guard, with Ashley Kutcher, when I was younger, and when
I was younger, I thought it was very nice.
I enjoyed that movie very much.
That's something Guardian, I think.
I was going to make a movie.
That was the call? It was called?
Uh, party games you can't, there's not enough people anymore.
Guardians of the Galaxy. Top left video.
Beautiful, aren't ya?
What the?
The Guardian, the Guardian.
That's the movie, the Guardian.
It's a good 6.9 out of 10. It's not terrible.
You guys are cute, but these are vicious. I'm not gonna lie.
I've seen you terrible things. Koalas are kind of awful.
They're disgusting.
I watch a video. I can't watch it again, so I'm gonna show it to you, but I'm gonna close my eyes.
Because it breaks my heart to see it every time it... it ruins my day.
It's the claw in the tree.
I can't.
I'll quickly give it another hit.
Oh, no.
Can you help him back up?
This is all she's fucking there.
Hey, motherfucker!
Chat, is that a heartbreaker?
Oh no.
Jesus.
It's fine, I like them.
The koalas, I don't like them.
I have to watch that, I mean I'm done with it.
Holy shit. Holy W.
Chat.
If you teach him how to do everything, chat,
might-
Full head.
Could you teach him to like, go to the corner store,
buy, let's say, buy a six bag and bring you some beer?
really why it's in the end was really go by I'm just asking
all you have ID I mean I mean how does it look at the beat of my beer I mean
Well, I'm asking questions.
No chickens.
That's cute.
Chad what?
Chad they're curious but then what?
Like what did they gain by doing that?
They see a guy to go, I mean, even if they...
Then what?
100 months! Hope you're well ex-QCL!
I was tying this? Or is that...
Hold on.
What's he doing there?
Oh, hell no!
Fuck every single collaborator that's abusive is shit.
Okay, I'll follow up on that.
I'm not sure I've seen a single other creator in space,
but I didn't really say anything about him.
What did you say? That was bad?
A political content creator.
It seems to me like the haters still want to maintain being waiters
at the table of success.
I thought it was my day when a far left ostensibly, someone who considers this to be a far left
doxer and a center right liberal grouper doxer, you know, we got the third worldest doxers,
third worldest grouper doxers, and we got the DNC grouper doxers coming together.
Openly doxed.
Fantastic.
Level seven high trade, ladies and gentlemen, love you dude, thank you for the five gift
of subs.
I don't know who this person is. I don't know what this. Wait, is that funny? They have a Cuban national accused of helping it.
it.
I'm going to put a cue button.
What this org is.
For decades, the Cuban Institute of Friendship with the people or ICAPs in a vehicle for
radical left-wing extremism has subversive foreign influence in the United States and
across our hemisphere.
ICAPs, the Cuban regime's premier influence and intelligence front group, exploiting its
vast network to spy on America's promote anti-Western propaganda, coordinate foreign
influence operations and organize revolutionary leftist movements around the world.
Earlier this month, I designated ICAPs several other Cuban organizations responsible for
for engaging in subversive anti-American activities
pursuant to sanctions authorities
created by President Trump's Cuba executive order.
Interesting.
I don't understand why they're covering this
is like the organization that sent Hasan Piker to Cuba.
A Cuban national accused of being a part
of a sprawling influence network
that brought US political prisoner,
Hasan Piker to Havana has been detained along his family
and will be deported.
Carlos Antonio Loga Dominguez, who has lived in the US for more than a decade is a federal
custody pending removal along with his wife and son.
Yoga Dominguez spent more than a decade working as a foreign subversive for Havana's premier
influence and intelligence front group in the US, the department said.
Among those participated were Piker, Copic Founder, and the management and former UK
Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn.
Piker and Benjamin have both been sent administrative subpoenas by the Treasury Department's Office
of Foreign Aspects Trolling in relation to that career.
I have not been. I have not
received this. You know.
Neither piker nor I kept
immediately respond to the
email request for comment
coping supposed to confirm
that Benjamin received the
OFAC request.
Check. It wasn't his goal to
just to do streams and Cuba.
Couldn't you just done that
like not with that?
And he just like done it
normal.
And said the
administration is complying
with it.
implying with it what's your favorite thing from mcdonald's
um the pretend you're nice cuban is just a group like iKAP or simply absolute
organization but announcing the jungle yoga demingas's attention the state
department called it the central node in a sprawling cuban intelligent influence
operation of traffics vile anti-american propaganda
Hmm
Actually, well may lock heroes. Oh, yeah. Yeah
Looks are still fucking complaining about
These dumb fucks
Democratic Party's stress out planning about people that the Trump administration is actively targeting
And they're also taking advantage of that active targeting because they also don't like us great
Interesting. But now reverse the rules though. What if it was somebody that was, um, that
he doesn't agree with the views on it, that it was an investigator subpoenaed like that?
I'm sure he'd probably celebrate it. Yeah, that's perfectly okay to say. Um, anyway.
We could play some games. Uh, oh nice. The whole sport is here, bang!
What's the name, I don't know, is that something funny?
Just to lighten up the mood, something cool.
Is AI going to take our jobs?
I can tell you this, AI will not take away your properties.
If you buy a bunch of properties and you get paid rent,
you will still get your rent paid.
I made a video about AI,
it's someone asking how will the tenants pay,
is that right?
We'll figure it out, I'm sure.
Is AI going to take our jobs?
Jesus, let's tell you this, AI will.
Jesus, uh, all right.
I'm not taking away your properties.
If you buy a bunch of properties and you get paid rent, I mean,
you will still get your own paid.
I made a video about, about the AI.
So someone was asking how will the kind of phase section eight?
Chad, this is farming.
I mean, how many?
Who makes more money?
I've phoned people or Android people who saw this already.
Should I go into debt to buy a house?
People are afraid.
I'm sorry, sorry, dude.
How many?
How did Jews get loans without interest?
I wish.
It's a big myth out there that Jews are getting
heterozka free interest loans.
According to the Torah, the Bible,
Jews are not allowed to charge interest from each other.
The rabbis, in order for business to survive,
you need to be able to charge interest.
That's why the heterozka was introduced.
Kind of frames the loan
As a partnership, not as a loan, that kind of bypasses the tradition, allows the loan
to be a loan with interest.
Oh, okay.
By the way, Muslims have a similar situation.
How did Jews get loans without interest?
I wish.
Yo!
Pretty, bro.
That's crazy.
Um, Jack, so that's a good thing, no?
the easiest way to make money gambling winning the lottery Joe Joe Joe is AI
gonna take why would you buy a house if you rent you could just tell the
landlord to do whatever you want short gains long-term losses you're right
this moment and you think you're by the landlord but after 40 years and the rent
is stacked up to be the one owning the house and still paying the rent and
having the guy take every maintenance it's a long time why would you buy a
a house.
You got some good tips, you got some good financial advice.
When are interest rates going to go down?
You go and deal if it makes sense today.
Not if you need something to happen that's out of your control.
I remember when the rates started going up, all the agents with the I-12, like you buy
off the rate for one or two years, the idea behind was in two years from now, the rates
will for sure be lower and then you will refinance.
We already more than passed it for years, and it's better, but it's still not, you know,
the fall of 5% where people imagine it will be.
What will be, I have no idea.
You're not sure.
The winter interest rate is going to go down.
You go?
Yeah, I mean, that actually makes sense.
This guy is just cooking.
These other interviews aren't good?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
I feel like at this point, it's like doom-scrolling you.
I can't speak English properly, man.
It's following me.
See, I think it's because I'm reading the chat sometime.
Like, I'm not even saying why I'm reading the chat.
Juan Manuel Montero! Juan Manuel Montero!
Juan Manuel Montero! Juan Manuel Montero!
Juan Manuel Montero! Juan Manuel Montero!
Juan Manuel Montero! Juan Manuel Montero!
Juan Manuel Montero!
I'm very cool.
What?
Um, fuck off.
Dude, dude, what?
What the fuck is that?
You know what, dude?
You want to go out and have some drip, have some style, do yourself, and you do your thing,
and I actually like that.
More power to you, man.
of
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After
All right
Oh, good job.
I think that's enough of the day, Jack.
Anyway.
Thanks, Dana.
Hey, Dana.
Former Mexican.
What's that?
Former Mexican.
Former Mexican.
Former Mexican.
Former Mexican.
You say, former?
Yeah.
I just said that.
How the hell does that work?
America now.
You used to be, but now you're not.
He's an American.
So, making the point now is...
Thanks, Dana.
So, making the point now is...
Thanks, Dan.
Um...
Huh?
Chad, what's the point of that?
Chad, what's the point of that?
Yeah. Is that is that new vivid?
Dana, hey, wait, I love the plug, but I haven't got to talk to you while I got to tell you a new joke that's going around.
What is six feet tall, what is six feet tall, dashing and disappears in an instant?
What?
Oh, he froze right at the punchline!
Trenching.
He froze at the punchline.
That's fucking brutal.
Dana, hey, wait, I love the plug, but I haven't got to talk to you-
Take my free prime sub for the 65th month and I'll notice it executes the L.
I think I'll go to chat.
Don't call me stickman.
Yeah, I will call you stickman bro. You said you were round big boy.
Welcome me now 49.
Yo, okay. I was, I was going to chat and I thought I did, I was just like distracted.
I was just like, I didn't know all of the place.
And then I just said that, and I said nothing really, I didn't respect.
That's respect for that.
Not deleting a message that's gonna odd,
cause then it would have seemed like I'm behind it from you.
When you play Mechaw and disguise yourself as a playdoh figurine,
it turns up in the board.
Over someone with scaming with crypto?
Um, yeah, I thought it was the agent that did it on it,
but maybe we can redo that.
Alright, cool. Yo, what up?
Yo. Yo, yo, yo.
Guys, I spent an hour of my time building a Marvel off-streamer
Added to presents to you
Hey building it for two days. Okay. Let me see this shit. Did you talk about the solo strat?
Yeah, yeah, I determine
Cuing solo only and then hijacking you hide your system on the map and you run foot and you just kill everybody like he told you about that
Jesse, I thought you told him about that. No, no, no, I did that he does that in expedition
I'm not so close. No, I run so is it's called it's good. It's a game with all soul only being on non exhibition
And you would park your ship in no map and you go and kill everybody except the ship. Like it's so much wins
It's sad. You like 30 K 40 K per round
Okay, okay, and that's what you did and that's how you got what you got right now. I don't even add that much
I just shadowed a little bit, but yeah
What is, what do you, so this is by far the question I think everything that to know about
this everything makes sense with this like there's not a single problem with it okay
Here it comes.
Okay.
Thoughts?
Hold, hold.
I forgot to have your stream open.
I don't know for some reason.
I thought I was just going to be able to see it.
All right.
Hold on.
Give me a second.
No, no, no.
Let me do this.
Why?
It's full metal across.
Okay.
And look.
It's full metal.
It's full metal.
It's full metal.
It's full metal.
It's full metal.
It's full metal.
It's full metal.
It's full metal.
It's full metal.
It's full metal.
It's full metal.
Okay.
and look no engine you built an apartment complex yep at the top for nukes there is top plating
shields that makes it even top down and the the actual engine is in the middle in this in the sunroof
why one group is out of those cells but i mean i can either make this more i mean you used to
to replace some of these compartments, said it's modular and look it still has
step on it. So how are we gonna traverse this? I mean well how are we gonna go
from spawning in this bitch to getting to the turrets and then you know through
to the inside? So I'm gonna be playing like this is the back rooms and I'm
gonna try to now look I can just block it off and you cannot get lost you go
Look, it's only the places that you need to go.
Look, see this?
Bang.
But I don't want that because otherwise people
are going to know our layout, right?
Well, you don't want them to know about your layout,
so you do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You let it all open, but you know that when you go in,
you go just straight forward.
Mm, mm, I smell you.
Jesse's something abnormal.
He left.
He's sick of your shade.
He left the discord.
Hold on, hold on.
That's about it.
Um, chat.
I think it's by far the best you've ever built.
I'm going to give you guys some beds.
Yeah?
You know what I mean?
So you guys have beds.
What's that?
This costs a fortune to build.
A fortune.
I mean, 4,000 silver coins.
4,000.
It's not a walking hotel, it's a walking mansion.
Yeah, it's not a walking hotel.
See, three crews, cargo and bank.
Um, that works.
Check.
Do you think I could remove some parts it still just works or not?
Wait, really this cat's trying to ruin my life. Yeah
Seriously, just trying to ruin my life. I've done so much for this cat
This cat just doesn't give a fuck
That's not very nice with the fuck is going on here
Why five cannons because this is a six-man ship you want the games on every angle possible
I
Also so I know I do it on solos when I do it normally I go voyage solos and then I do the thing
With you we did the squads because we have to get you chat. I want to have more legs with this one
So I don't know I want to work on today. It's getting back
Yeah, we're gonna do rural justice today, yeah
legs the thing is those that I I don't want to buy it it's it because I'm not
a lot I can't afford it watch I could I could build it right now this is
looping but I think we go with it with a small one and we go and smoke some
mother some buses what about that other one that you made that was full shielded
did you show that one oh I don't know you shielded all the sides and it was
cheap it was cheap cheaper because you were like for some reason the way
Oh
Yeah, the hotel did other
Yeah, with with the curtains
I don't know oh this one
Yeah, yeah, the crooked runner. Yeah, I love this one
This one's sick this one is sick
Um, yeah, these ones were solos mostly because there's only one gun, and you have to jump to the guns to make it there.
It's gonna, it's gonna shit.
Yeah, jumping to the guns is shit, but like...
But look how much it cost. $5,000 stranded for almost $5,000 a silver.
Oh yeah, you were just having fun, fuck.
How many of that? I don't even...
Guys, I think we're just going to the ocean. I think that it, you guys, we're working places.
I think we're just hijacks on busters.
Yeah, I'm down.
I'm down to hijacks on fucking busters.
Yeah, let's go with a flanker. I don't think it costs a lot.
I can do this one on the fly it's not gonna cost much of the building
It was hollow
Well because you use the cocky fashion I mean that's pretty good
Oh, yeah, me like we really bulls days in it we make sure that it hurts
We're pieces of shit. We hide like the snipers do and then hide at the extract area and then take them
at extract and just farm their it's it's pretty disgusting.
It's QCL. It's fucked up.
Well let me just put some plating on this one because I don't want it to die out you know what I mean?
I don't lie like chat you guys think that shit is like Jesse was literally gaming me about all of this
Like he was so excited he was robbing people's livelihood, all right
Sitting at the extract stealing people's fucking candy, but it was fucking crazy
U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.
You could ride, I was trying to figure out how the Snankers do it, but this is what the Snankers have been doing to us
Yeah, it does like an arbor avenge though. I mean we deserve this
Yeah, it's true. I agree. I agree fucking. So what a fake clutch with 17 orbitals? Fuck them
Yeah, fuck that mother. So what a what a fucker
I'm gonna go in the clutch and speak that one time. It's okay. He only has one crystal. That's not very clutch
So you don't do the cost much guys. I mean this is easy
You just you want to be exposed as a driver, so you'll be exposed. Is that what you want? I?
Just I don't like it. I don't I don't think you should I don't like it. Give me the room give me the room I
Like it when I'm tall without a room
But at the bottom now GGs especially in front of the engine like that fuck that also, I want to see issues that happen now
Look what we got now
Guns that can build upon
Let me all right
Let's get in there and yeah the frame
One more car go in the know we have to
The guys at C4 research, so not
very close very very yeah I can research it but it's a lot of maths
I didn't do any fucking tech tree until the day before yesterday all I need is
I show my code 200 more gunpowder some shit and that's it
I showed code lock in M&M Deer group please okay all right
I don't have you added on the uh steam Jesse's got it there
I just joined his uh I just put the code just the code
You showed code on string. Yeah, okay
Now I want some reminders because what did it look listen miss upgrades
I need for the engines and nobody has is it coral dust. That's it always a coral dust
That's give you mine. I'll take all that place. I'll look for more
This run yeah, please
They bring another coral to get shouldn't have them dust if you vote. Oh, yeah
I either go to crap to a printing bench, right?
That isn't my bench at a fort and put the cool chunk in it and you can call dust right like one for ten
Ah
But you want me to give you chunks I have no mother so many chunks how many honey?
500 9000 it'll go. I love it. No
Give me caffeine, please. Yeah, we have a hundred right? That's how much the crowns cost
Uh, bring me a few, but they're gonna be bringing me a dust please.
You said QA that starts with R?
Yeah, but you can go to the 4th. The 4th's have the conversion, because they also do the Snepers.
The Snepers also take, I think...
Can you give me?
Give me a lead, give me a lead.
Oh yeah, I got you.
Please.
Am I bringing a bunch of C4 or what?
Uh, just, just, just, and that's the rating.
He's excited. Like he's actually excited.
Yeah, yeah, I could tell, I could tell.
I like this game it's fun. I'll bring a pistole
Did I remember the pepper mill pepper mill pepper mill is what's ever?
I'm just a pistol to the day I die
You're gonna die from from a shot like a few times and you'll never you'll never go back like you'll be okay
I'm going I'm going yeah, I mean it's busted shit. I just say pulling it out
It's pretty lame
I don't think we bring pristine guns, I think it's always a waste.
You know what's fucking?
I'm bringing my pristine 80.
If we lose it, we lose it.
Okay.
I need 40s though.
I still have mine.
Yeah.
I can bring it.
Experimental 40s, you want?
No, no, no, no, no.
Just one or the other.
Pristine or the experiments, I want to do both.
That's just ridiculous.
pristine or the experiments of a few boats that's just ridiculous
it's really going to be used in kind of one of them at a time
okay I'll bring the pristine but I don't think it matters that much I mean it's
whatever if you lose it I don't give a shit
you know what I mean?
I don't really care
I don't care at all
I just don't give a single fuck
oh I don't give a fuck at all
this is nothing to me
bitch
I'm ready to go send it
that one time I thought I cared if I fucking didn't I'm ready to go let's go
Yeah, you're like you're like me low-key
Yes, yes, I'm bringing my come on my chunks like it I could fix them up. I'll bring a shovel as well because we might need it
I'm going to shovels. No, guys. Yes, we're all in this is a bit run to us right now
Yeah, wait 25 minutes watch a cop slob, but then ready up
Yeah
No, I wasn't for anything for the ship. Oh 40 mil cannon if you have 40 mil cannon give a 40 mil cannon
Bring to please a great great great great 40s. Okay, two great 40s. No ammo though. Yeah, I got a month
And then I with him already for it in there. Okay, I'm ready to go
That was the best acting I've ever heard of my life running in game to easy
well done man so you have any other way fuck oh my god bro you you told me like
they could they could still be they're gonna still snipe this is fucked
he just spent a little longer I mean we were three out of twelve but I thought
that the whole point was that we're gonna do it fast so that we can you can
role play for a while while it's chewing up so we don't have to wait that long
forget it on it just forget man I did two fake out role plays he had a role
play and then I did a fake out yeah but I did a time role play though of it's a
time window thingy yeah the game's dead too yep and the cypher's loaded it
yeah there they are bro the six people will load at the ZXM then
I love watching you play the sand game mix QC can you please welcome
It's been 59 months
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I didn't see one. I'll go check if you're all right. Well, if we see a standing ship,
uh, please go to the right. Yeah. Yeah, there's a dead, uh, dead client. Cause straight ahead,
there's a guy left side getting clapped up, but hit a left, bro. Hit a fucking left.
Yeah, there's a fucking dickhead getting shot by AI right now.
He doesn't have his fucking shit on either, he just fucking pelted.
Yeah, now we can have a sheet of raw.
Crazy?
Straight ahead.
Oh, is he parked?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, now he's returning.
Oh, he's getting fucked on.
Yeah.
He's running away like a bitch.
you gotta expose the back like that boost up boost up hold on what the what the
fucking lose the music you gotta expose that pipe it I fit between those rocks you
think or no oh yeah you're gonna slow down go because of this little angle the
slope though it's not great I lost my grenade my grenade is stuck on the
ground we're gonna lose speed there but it's okay yeah I'm gonna go this way
instead glad to see you just got back from electric
go left, left, left, left, yep, cut him off, I got prissy, I'm working on bone him
sorry for yapping excuse me
yep, yes, yes, yes, move again, move again, move again
I did, I did, I did
back left leg is low
I don't have, oh I do wait
well the reloading is okay now, I'm 15
then the legs are also gonna go down
let me try, stand
back leg is dead, jenny is down
jenny is down, we're killing them
I can't go
no other one
I
I
Didn't help kill this guy kill him
Oh my god, you know my bad, okay, there you go. Thank you
You're sick.
Is that a lo- Is that a lo- Is that a lo-
It was just that guy, yeah.
Um, yo, just in my fault, bro.
We didn't show you the name tag.
Yeah, it's all good.
I've been reported to you before we even loaded into the lobby.
I mean, I'm just better than I thought it is.
I knew shit was gonna go down like that.
Guys, guys, they analyzed it for it.
Make sure they don't get on the ship.
Are you robbing me? Are you robbing me? Are you robbing me?
Well, I thought that was my inventory.
Yeah, now you're robbing me.
You're robbing me.
You're robbing me. You're robbing me.
my guns are so fucking dog shit okay how about now there's better than that
yeah just to get my shit back I think it was turned the wrong way oh that was
literally your gear oh yeah yeah you're robbed my fucking body man oh fuck I'm
gonna go and put just on my aim it the shots are very odd in this game I can't
put it in this right there's more players at the spot wait if that's your body
Where the fuck's my body is that it's so weird? We have I could you
Right here
Wait, no, this is I need shogun ammo with no slug though. No, this is your body right here guys
Yeah, yeah, I thought we just lose everything and it would just fit at home
I don't really give it should do it and then I'll stop with it. Why is there a grenade on the ground at home?
And what is that?
Grab it on and I'll give you I can't grab everything. I can't wait is that
I'm gonna throw your arm around the ground. That's yours. I'm gonna throw this on the ground because that's yours everything else
We have the same so
here we take this dude yes a grab like this on the ground yeah I just think
there's no there's not even though you threw it on the ground but I don't
know shit but yeah I said I threw it on the ground I couldn't pick it up but
we'll see that take this revolver just yeah they had literally nothing like it's
just I couldn't pick up I couldn't pick up the grenade
these are fresh off the spawn they have it literally like a spawner
clank of its father Luke like brother brother stop saying these guys man it's
one guy we fucking collapsed his cheeks it was a full on the man yeah it was a
fucking boat everybody is poor on from the get-go but it's good to get them out
of the lobby fucking poor honor what if he got rich what if he got rich and then
fucking kill this later come on bro yeah I chose go I picked up a shotgun off
the ground on scale we didn't even grab the black box like who are we we think
Millionaires guys the shogging this game. You don't carry slugs like what is it doing with slugs like it clearly is a new but
Slugs are trash, man. I
And that's what he killed me with that pretty sure yeah, I got some you know, it's bad a pleasure table
Game that I missed so much out on the actual player
I'm gonna wait till I'm mad because I'm too lazy to get some beans.
Beans.
Nice.
Slugs are not good at this.
Slugs are terrible.
If you can use a slug, then you can use a normal ammo gun.
What's the point of using slugs if you can use a normal gun like a revolver?
It's like a slug six times.
Maybe that's all you got.
There's a guy in front of us to the left.
Oh, we can go to him, I don't know.
He's uh, he's for ISTRAP, he's where we're going.
Yeah.
See, on our left of this loot,
you would think it's a good loot, but because it's a factory and it's a big building,
Table is anyone in the worst loot of all POIs yet. It looks like they did it like the biggest in a
See what's the spread in the off embark don't go to spread an offer break. Oh shit
Wait box them
Who wouldn't even your dog someone a mere saw just got a fucking box. Yeah, but I'm gonna go this year because that would be black key
Well, yeah, and also this guy's that it's true. We must feel
The factory is for crafting
Yo, maybe you put an enemy out front nutty as a starter.
Because out front, yeah.
Just make sure that if we get somebody, we get both blasts on really hard.
Oh, yeah, I like the fuck you're saying here, okay.
In Southern London? Where?
This guy's beelining us in spamming green.
100 and 3!
That I pretty sure that's clutch, isn't it?
I know three players three players. No, no, no, we're fighting that lock it lock it lock it lock you shoot now
yep
Good I said I didn't even
I just have blown off our shit
I don't got any kids
I love the money here tonight
You love me or not here again, in shame
You at least get up
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Fuck
Wait, how are you big
I'm bugged I'm really bugged it
Hey, no, I mean both
Why do you like me so bad now like like I think you know the dozen servers know because you should see my screen wait
We died I
Yeah, we died I
They those guys have the things in the front that does the game. No, it's a connection failed
Feel free to keep playing. Why did Jesse turn? I was trying
Those guys were going faster than I should take my father when I hop on on their shipper
I was melee range hitting headshots and the guy was thinking on them as you see like it's just so broken and laggy like I
Yes, we've had lag but that was the world that we've ever seen before that was that I unplayable
I don't even know what the fuck.
Hopefully that shit gets fixed.
Don't worry about that.
I was just vending the bridge someone said.
No, I wasn't.
I was trying to get some damage, Dave.
I don't think Kofi's done it.
I don't think Kofi's all the good stuff.
Buddy, I was doing melee range.
It was fucking laggiest shit.
Honestly, I don't know why we keep running people though.
Was your turn or like?
I tried to move.
I tried to move.
I tried to move.
I tried to move.
I tried to move.
I tried to move.
I tried to move.
I tried to move.
I tried to move.
I tried to move.
I tried moving I tried moving they were going so fucking fat. I'd say you didn't code notty. They were moving so fast
It happens every time though like
every time
They were just doing a straight line I was going right with the curve and they were going left with the curve
Like they were making sure to ram they had the fucking things in the front. That was their play
Yeah, yeah, but okay. Okay. Okay. So you didn't tell me that we get banned every time
but you're not doing anything to prevent it and this is very simple then
you drive okay I'll go Lou and I'll go play the game now say fucking less fan
brother
there's that that five I was cooking their shit I'm not killed one off rip
They all attacked brother. You see my shotgun hits completely bugged like zero hit markers would have put it dead on center
Like it's so stupid
Are we good to load up our stuff
Yeah, I'm living up right now. I mean we lost for seeing that and I'm I'm actually sick
Yeah, I tried running away with it
Oh fuckers
You just gotta do that, but this time we'll just play better.
Was this name clutch? Or did you say fake clutch? I get it, joke.
There's no shot I was at the fake clutch again. No, it was fake clutch. I have no 40s.
No 40s at all. I think we go dry then. Fuck it.
Okay.
I'm gonna bring some, I have no idea. I'm gonna bring just some 80s and then send it.
Yeah, we're poor.
We're back to fucking poverty.
You don't want to do voyage and like...
No, no, no, no, because we don't get to dread new Max Wins, man.
True, but you know I'm...
We need 40s?
Yeah, we do, we need 40s.
Alright, put 240s.
They're grays, but that's fucking 40s.
I wish I was lying. You can't fight in like those ladder hatches.
Wait, that was a five-man in a three-man lobby.
Well, they picked up a random guy on the ground.
Well, there is a bug.
There's a bug where people can get into lobbies that they're not supposed to see right now.
So at the end, you know how it sits 6 out of 12, and then it immediately went to 12-12?
That might have just been a 6 crew that loaded in because of the matchmaking bug.
Because this was a land it was a complete wait
No
Run them down. Come on. We'll send full send full send it
I'll put the cannons on somebody just send us there. Yeah, I'm not sure if you go and run. Go back
Oh, wait, this is the old buggy originally ship
Oh fuck, where's the stuff at? Where's the just fucking dry? Okay, you can't
Engine on man like I sent you guys a doge live turn the fucking yo up today
You're looking for some I mean, bro. I'm looking for the fucking turd
They're under the main dirt. They're under the main dirt. They're under the main dirt. Fucking Schneider town
Get ready. Get ready. Get ready. Get ready
I
Go ahead and drive
I'm loading the shelves. What the fuck is shooting me
Stop shooting
Yeah
Person me off your face me off
shoot the other one use the other one
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead I'm dead
it's a sniper so far I'm pretty sure
I'm driving, I'm driving
guys, guys, guys go push for the medic, please, I got this one
Jesse, shoot this motherfucker, Jesse
I gotta put food in the thermo bro
alright, do you put food in your thermo pocket though?
I don't have food bro, you know that
wrong spot, oh yeah, I'm good
fucking shoot at these idiots
what's at the bottom of the ladder
what was I getting at?
what was I getting at?
what was I getting at?
what was I getting at?
what was I getting at?
The fucking somebody killed this fuck
The way we're gonna work by bombs right now this guy just stole our cheat and rain
Not getting that again
This is shotgun through it. We're about to fucking die. Hold on
But that shotgun turret close is kind of neat for people in my class.
Alright, we have to steal the Q.
I have a kid at the top, next to the turret.
One of them fight.
You're by yourself by the way.
No, I'm not. I'm not in.
I might be. I might be. I might be. There's one pushing. I'm pushing. I'm pushing.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I see him. I see him.
What the?
what yeah it's so like it it's so like it
nice there's C4 on the main deck buddy
come on, come on, zig head, aim your gun at him, okay, I retire, I'm done, okay, you
got a zigzag, you need a zigzag in the game, zigzag and jump because there is a zig, okay,
You cannot tell me that you get a re-gunner and an ASK on the guns.
You can't do that.
I'm going to fucking rage out.
Get back on the wheel, let me gun, let me gun.
I'm back on the wheel, I'm back on the wheel.
Okay, alright.
That was just, I guess the shotgun turret is just way better than all of us, okay.
Wait, was that a shotgun turret?
Can we start blaming daddy instead?
I got my ones.
I guess, sure, I missed on the second guy, but I cracked it the first one.
It's fantastic, but we must blame you.
Fuck it, I'll take it.
Thanks.
Uh, somebody's gotta pay for this shit because I'm out of fucking scraps.
I mean, fuck you!
Uh...
The server is so fucking laggy, though.
How do you- how do you buy it?
Oh, shit.
I think the hit rate just asks, because my shot's like...
I mean, bro, come on, lock it.
I can buy some it's talking to me a lot. It's got two thousand for fucking one thousand
I'm not gonna say you guys bring out your one of your ships fuck this shit. I
Say we bring out a default Walker, and we just fucking
Rat mode we have been trying to do this. We've been trying. Okay. No in a voyage like do the rat thing
You just try again. Can we just try again and about the dog shit? I mean that was awful
Is it I mean this is basically wait you're running a fucking
Just go just go
It is
Give me leave give me give me leave real quick. Give me leave. Well, we get to half default like regular default
We're gonna get put in a split in two seconds. I think I showed the code so go fast place
Let's go go go go go go go go go
Close the lock close what?
I go so what can't kill me. It was an 80. Tell me is that was that a million I tell me I was dying to 70
I'm still not leader by the way, but it is what it is.
Yeah, I mean, Jesse, I need you to go to the computer and you to walk and you to tap into the systems.
I need you to get inside of the systems.
All right, we're good.
Right.
Lock in.
You said I first off, you ready to have my point of view now?
Right.
I don't complain, but this is what happened.
I went up to go turn on the engine.
I was it was at 90 percent of turning on you.
come up and click it. I got that! I got that!
What, it was it?
Alright fine. Yes, and then I get up, I go start putting the guns on the thing, get on the wheel!
Get on the wheel! Why are you on the wheel? I never got...
Okay, fine, I'll get on the fucking wheel.
Oh.
I'll be just supposed to be shot at! I'm dead right now! Wait!
Okay, and then I died, and then I was it.
Okay.
I didn't even get a fucking chance!
I, okay, I, I, I'll take that.
Fair enough. Fair enough.
You know, I'm not, I'm not gonna debate this.
We just lost a bunch of armor, a bunch of guns, fucking lock in, tap in, do whatever the fuck you gotta do.
I am fucking done getting clapped by noobs.
Yeah, I'm done with that too. Those guys were fucking noobs.
They were dog shit!
Yeah, those guys were fucking ass players.
Fucking ass players, man, this is just sad.
They were using 70s, like, that's just pathetic.
Like 70 user, fuck you.
Genuinely, like, I actually almost retired after that.
Yeah, that was bad. That was bad like I don't know how you two died instantly, but like I mean I got I got I got
I got I guess and that's what happened to me. I already have a go. I'm ready. I'm waiting for y'all
Okay, I'm very good to my 70
Yeah, the shotgun is crazy by the way, I don't like that shit is ass, but I guess some players are just
From 10 miles away you get fucking choked. What in a shotgun to where is it was an auto candidate?
No, no, I was a shotgun man. I'm telling you 70 shock it. No, no, but they're a very there's shotgun auto cannons
No, I don't think it was bro
I think those guys were shit, and I think that it might just be busted. Why don't you just say our shit got destroyed as we loaded in
What for shadowing?
All right, please like real shit if you were ever a god gamer either of you lock the fucking here we go
ever
I'm just saying if you were
Will be the absolute gaming juice. Oh, let's go then. Let's so let's go. Okay. Okay. Okay
I am a ace of the wheel behind the wheel. I got it
I need my sharp shooter behind the gun. I really trigger and I want the mastermind bomber to go pretty much
And that's me so let's fucking do it. Oh, I do them
The ace behind the wheel, I like that.
Yeah, real shit, real spiel.
Real fucking spiel, yes!
Luck in!
That's what I'm saying.
Do we got food in the uh, thanks?
Yes, yeah, I'll put that bitch right now.
Okay.
This ship is done, so reactor exposed.
Excuse me?
Oh yeah, sorry.
You wanted a fucking default ship or you wanted fucking, like, what?
This is not worse, but it's sideways at the back
It's sideways at the back though. This is not worse
It's somehow got poor built this shit
Okay, let me get this fucking straight the two ships to X you see bill blew up in three milliseconds
But we're shit talking right now really
How about we my captain goes melee range with a battery ran for no reason
How about we bring out the fucking apartment complex and don't die
Hey, hey say fucking lesson. Give me five thousand fucking silver and okay
6,000 scrams!
Are you stupid?
No, I'm done. I'm done. Come here.
No, go be on the wind, Dwight!
Any beans, any beans, any...
I put the...
No, it heals, bro.
No, it doesn't. Not that one.
Go inside the fucking captain's quarters, and you'll fucking heal!
Sorry.
I got it.
Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse!
You ruin my fucking confidence what?
You I used to be so
No, I used to be so confident
the fuck happened
Now you're in my you're literally in my head you're inside of my head. Yeah, okay? Yeah, he's left. Yeah
Let's go
We need like the captain
No, fuck I'm water you mother fuck as the captain
We don't get fucked up. You understand to pull is only open for fucking 11 more minutes
Okay, go love it left or gonna go to the people on the left. Okay, we're gonna get a moral victory
Well, what do you mean game from Chipotle, man?
Oh
Just like the reorder button. That's just done Chipotle fell off a little bit after that
No, not really. They fell off a lot.
Because they got complacent and they had to release too many new locations after their success.
And the call went straight down.
Chipotle, early day, early day Chipotle.
You get a bowl with just rice, red tomatillo, chicken extra chicken with some cheese and some lettuce.
Hard.
Now we get some really weird bits of fucking like tendons and fat and shit like that.
Oh, like fucking dust.
Yeah!
We need to fight for a piece of chicken!
And you go, oh, oh!
We need to fight for a piece of chicken!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No, but that's a mistake, though.
No!
Oh, I love that.
Oh, I love that.
We need to fight for a piece of chicken and it's fucking...
I'm fucking...
I'm fucking...
Oh, I can't.
I love it.
Nah, I love it.
I love it, though.
I love tendons.
I love all that shit, bro.
What?!
Yeah.
What, is this chicken being treated to chickens, man?
You're a dirtbag, bro.
No, not in chicken.
I'm talking about steak.
In like,
I don't know how this is...
So did he feed the chickens?
So did he do the dogs?
You ever eat a chicken foot?
No, what?
Oh, hell no.
You don't know shit.
You ever eat hot sausage, pickled sausage?
Hell no.
Fuck that.
What the fuck?
The red hot sausages?
That's like a Florida classic.
Are you sleeping on it?
There's people to our right, but it's just flankers.
Let's just go in the front of us.
More people.
Oh, oh.
Well, okay, every single door spot that
That's good. Do you think no, no you keep going there? There's a weird couple of fun. I've never seen before
I'm gonna reverse us right before it goes to the top. I like that the clinkers and not no
I'm flying from our fucking rafters behind us. May lock in Jesse
For you sound like booted to me sometimes
No, he doesn't he doesn't that's crazy
He does though like everyone
Just in that one moment they're not all the time.
Stop, stop, stop, we're the best, we're the best!
We're the one around the bend!
You think I was gonna ram the plane?
Well...
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Asked about to be in a fail compilation I saw what he was doing careful, bro
I'm walking in I'm fine hold on I'm being too gentle I'm not I'm Robbius
I mean where you fighting?
Oh, Jesse I need an ankle I need an ankle buddy
Yeah, but I need an ankle cuz he has one on us
Coming. Yeah, I'm gonna go forward. I see him. I'm gonna fuck them. Okay. Here we go. You ready? You ready?
I'm ready. I can't see through the smoke
I
Never do once that just went through nice a rag
Hey the legs thousand
Okay, let's put through the whole body
All right
Fires are fucking reactor, Jess.
Yeah, but I keep turning on reactors so they can't get in.
Spoken legs. They're purple.
And some light came.
XQC down.
Killed the wheelhouse. They had to kill the part.
I hit a wheelhouse. Killed the one.
Reactor.
I'm boarding. I'm on the seaboard.
Rehouse broken.
I'm sorry tonight chat
We are going in itself, but it's still steering like what well we have a probe you make it to nothing
That
Reactor again like
What a joke this game!
Remove the steering, it's still steering!
What, it's not, whatever, it's not fine.
Not fine, we hit one.
Going down, going down.
I don't see him, what's that, what's that?
By uh, uh, you're right.
Yeah, I'm gonna run.
Singular Bust.
Please help me out.
Welcome me to the gym.
Hit one?
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Fucking welcome me little up
Who's the second guy as well on your bottom? I'll be respond
We said that
Yeah today like that is ten times what unusual it's a nightmare
By the way, I have a lot of boxes it's gonna be a lot of boxes to look for this or I mean, you have to
Need a moment. I mean we need a year
We had I have that over there. I have a lot of gear sets
That's blue. I think it's close coming
Don't assume Jesse don't fucking assume that
There's a death snake close we're good
Nice, oh guys, this is good gear. What the fuck I maybe was getting lucky
I mean prepared to be over here comes I mean Chad this is some good ludes
Another green thing
Make a repair. Yeah, it's one guy this has to be clutch
Yo
Yo, there's a fake version of you out there
for it
Yeah, he's an imposter and which is like a big no-no you don't do that you do not imposterize
I think it's most of the good loot that from here. I think we're really kind of
I mean we said to do red key white key black key, so it's gonna take a little bit of time
said he was getting chased by three people non-stop really yeah yeah I had I
don't need to go up the tower I just didn't want to go with like now I guess
we have to nice clutch okay okay just eat you can you set my streamer and I'm
doing really good why do you glaze against bill like no fuck man tell me to
rate it bro okay okay he's a yeah he's a human i guess
is that the auto cannon
i forgot for my own loot is that
let me see that
Oh, I'll flip side of her guts.
Yeah, it's a pet or something, yeah.
No!
We're shooting!
No!
Uh, yeah.
Can't see anything.
There's an X-point!
There's an X-point!
There's an X-point!
The point's just fine.
If you've on the 40, you can get it.
Yeah.
It's an exploit, it's an exploit, it's an exploit.
It's just funny.
If you're on the 40, hold left click and stand right click,
it does like an absolute flight.
Auto can.
But it is, and he still builds up, right?
Yeah, it does.
You did just kill everybody.
It's been a blood since my test, though, so, like, it is what it is.
Well, I didn't inflict it earlier, maybe it was lagging,
but I might revolve with automatic and it didn't have to reload it.
I swear, that's how those 70s
Like how we just died in assembly, they probably get the spam with the 70s
Wait
Wait
It was so fast and you thought it was like an auto thing
Wait a minute, you might actually be sure
You wanna bring it to the, you know, to the land, so we can use it
I have four models, one on the dock is where it just ended a minute ago
go and three on them on the docks at the fountain
I can't look this way again where's your where's your gear at bro I just told you
I said at the fountain and it's three bucks on the ground
It's not sometimes I have to tune you out
Yeah, cuz what you want you're the only bad dog. We got it
What?
We have to kill those guys while your ass was leaving
That's good ammo
Real feel
Yeah, this place is just not worth going up to the high ground. It's just not worth it like that was George my time
I like that show so I mean I think it's a good guns job
really yeah I was very rare that was solar
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Gotta tell my wife to make some shit real shit. I gotta get some great leeching or some shit
Watch me yourself. I'm gonna ask your wife to do me that shit. I can't fucking cook
All right, hold on. Let me go ask
Your girl if if you be cooking chef in an open the kitchen. I actually cook. Yeah, I cook. Yeah
Fuck you don't man. You have your moves and your maker grab it at the door.
I cook heavy.
You gotta try some potatoes that should go stupid.
What if you caught a soapy potato?
I could cook a steak, I'm back in cheese, I could cook a fucking grilled cheese, a fucking...
Wait, wait, we didn't hit before guys, look at that.
This is a weird spot, look at that.
They didn't take a ship wreck, I'm there as they didn't before.
I haven't seen this. This is random and it's also spawning.
Kill it by God!
I'm just gonna give us some sidestep here.
I'll kill it right from dead.
One at the back with one hit. I didn't miss yet.
Got the miss.
I don't think it's a military bow in the night, it's a merchant bow which is bad loads.
Shots 5 on the right side!
Shots 5 on the right side! It was a cannon shot!
He's out of shot that thing from across the world.
That was much fun. I had a shanty.
Let me just loot the last tanker and we're good to go.
Yeah, come on, I think.
Is it ready if you want it here?
Thank you.
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Every luck in our engines at the back there's on the sides
We have the edge because you're gonna have to turn to the right. Yeah, turn it. Yeah. Yeah, so we think along yeah long arc
Yeah, so we can fucking from behind while he's
You know the AI shit. Yeah, make it look like we'll leave it and then low key hit him up that was there boosting
Man the cannons
We're going work. I don't know what the fuck this rock underneath us eat the boost. I know what else
Fuck never mind. Geez really?
We're saying he's boosting away. He's leaving. No, he doesn't know you fucking not
He's dipping
Hey, I fucking amk what the fuck?
We got grace bro, yeah
They don't I'm losing again
I just like destroyed two lights broken!
KILL HIM!
Watch the running, watch the running, watch the running!
He's got auto, he's got auto for it!
Do you got a shoot?
I got you.
any with a boost as well anyone I could do I could do it watch is about to go
fucking clap their butt cheeks
hit another leg like destroyed they're crippled
hit reactor good Johnny don't do that
Let's go to death, hold on, hold on!
Got him! More than...
Now I should slide him.
Shit, sit on, pussy!
Shit, sit on, pussy!
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What? How do you just do punch? You just save your moustache.
There's armor in here. I can barely...
Alright, lose the check. I gotta move.
I think I have a loot, by the way. That's why that guy was saying...
I can't fucking do anything! Oh, they got loose! They got loose!
I said that! Deal their fucking shit!
From the sound of the ship, it's constantly getting used to it.
It's falling down the
Oh
So loud it's fucking shit man, it's because it's sliding. It's crazy. Okay. Look at my legs. I'm going to the on the ground
I can't believe it's still doing the sound, that's just not okay.
It's not man, it's not going to fucking stop.
Alright, they got a green auto turret.
Let's replace one of our shit.
Wait, auto?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever the fuck.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I really haven't even auto as in automatic.
Like, you can get an auto to the juvite self.
No, no, no, no.
I mean, this shit says auto, but yeah, it's a 40.
No, no, no, no.
I don't use juvite self.
What does auto do?
It's uh, I think it's a good thing.
by itself no yeah yeah yeah you just don't reload this bitch it's the fucking 40
bit yeah I got it I got it prepared this last night also black bucks if you
pick it up no I'm so moving Lou right there to kill when they have a black
What is it?
Oh, I'll tell you in a second.
Where the fuck is the rest?
What the fuck is the rest?
I have a black box too.
This is where you're gonna get cut anyway, I mean, this doesn't matter, I mean.
We need to consult these lures straight up.
Yeah, this is our facility.
Alright, there's Vogs on the toilet.
Up the edge.
Don't forget the Vogs on the ground, okay?
I'm going to solve any.
Can we move out of this place though?
I had this fucking bullshit sound that's doing it.
I don't know how to do it.
First volume repaired.
What the fuck is that word fully repaired?
Oh, we're nuts.
Close to none. What else do we need?
I'm not here to secure it.
Yeah, I think that's enough.
What's with this damn trainer?
Who are you, man?
Yeah, I've been bent for a long time.
We're not even live, bro. This is AI in chat.
Yeah, I mean, I noticed.
Don't talk about being banned, man. That should give you PTRs, dude.
No pixel banding.
No, okay, not just that one.
Not that one. I got banned on Twitch like four months ago.
I was banned for six months.
Six months?
Yeah, for copyright.
No fucking shots, seriously.
Yeah, yeah.
I listen I would say some crazy shit right now. Not crazy
Holy shit real and true this film
No, no show actually
It was deserved. Like six months? Like come on bro.
You watch a show? Like an actual show?
Yeah, he was watching television.
I was watching Ozark.
You know what?
What?
Bro, that's the kind of like A-Walls though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for show.
I hit a buzzer and they got me for six months.
Bro, you know what, I was watching movies for fucking four years straight.
Okay.
Is that the syndicate better than what's up?
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm insane.
I got my princess. Yeah, I knew what was happening.
Jesse, are you the one who run the dust?
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AI is all AFK back there, okay?
Okay.
I'm a fake reactor.
Dude, they did an airstrike, but missed, by the way.
Oh my god! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got juice. I don't know how much yet, but...
I'm a fake reactor. We need to handle AI before we start looting, bro.
Okay, I know.
There's way too many of them.
Can I get us in a position to where AI...
I'm gonna shoot them from there, get them in there.
I'm getting fucked by AI. I mean, I should keep...
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
I'm gonna get out of this dead ship, okay?
Okay.
Timmy, would you spin a rupee, brother?
Yeah, we're on real slow. They're late.
Dad, I got it!
You know what? Let me repair a leg while you go to do this, kid.
We're all-all legs are destroyed. Stop it. Stop, stop, stop.
They must have threw their orbital.
So we wouldn't take it.
Okay, there's another tanker over there.
I'm gonna shoot it.
We're getting out of here.
Uh, just go.
There's two people on our ladder.
two two two on our lot right now come in come on now
stop the ship I'm behind
one's hit, lay it lay he's one
open all, open all of us
I got them stuck in our tank, you can be like it be like it be like it
we're over get open all of us now
I know I might just die here because I'm in over the whole range
I don't see them
I've dropped them inside. They're just in there. There's only one there. There's one in there.
There's another one at the ladder. I have a grenade. I've killed the grenade.
I have the ladder.
Do it from the half to the top.
We're going to get attacked by a fucking player.
Yeah, player cut on the right, player cut on the left.
X. X, yeah.
I got to get it! You're running away!
Why not? I've got to have an air straight.
I know, but I mean, it's easy. I don't think I'm doing it. I'm on foot.
I
We're gonna make a left turn, we're gonna make a right turn, do 180 and then we'll kill him.
We're kinda bare bones right now, but we got a pulse to clap their cheeks.
That was close.
Okay, things are repaired, we're gonna have to repair our base in a minute.
Still repairing the reactor.
I
Thought it was something but it didn't stop I guess you'll find it would remain to be closer here closer here I had a leg
Coming on coming on all you then
You should have flung onto their ship, I don't know how to...
Just make sure that they... we're not thinking of the same thing, it's as big as the funnel.
You end up in a very good angle.
I'm gonna go.
Do we have that both, ladies?
We do.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I'm heading over there.
Did I doze them? I can boost you.
Yep.
I can't, I'm floating.
Boosting.
Um...
They're trying to go around this way.
Watch out, watch out, watch your left.
if he's not forward or right then he's hidden under us
bro I was fucking muted the whole time
oh right here right here
we need we have no beds by the way
We're middle circle, we're good middle circle.
Guys we need to loot both guys, we need to loot both guys,
both that ship and get a ship, they're loaded in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bring in our ship, all right.
I can't bring it close right now,
our ship is off in a clutch and we're in a ship.
Just loot up, let them do that wall.
Yeah, loaded in.
Consolidate wall like you're here too.
I think she's coming part next to us Steve,
You come and just park never now don't look don't even look at it. No point. We want to be doing jumbus
I think it's a
Not someone
That parking is sublime.
Yeah.
Okay, this box is full.
Oh no.
There's gotta be a rat by the way, somewhere.
Cause we killed three ships.
There's gotta be a rat and just get ready for it.
If there's gotta be a rat then just get ready for it.
I only guess that we don't have a dreaded ending.
Probably not. Unless that's why all these people were here.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, I mean it's because they get early extracts as well.
I don't even have cargo. We don't have cargo.
I'm trying to invest, I'm trying to invest.
It's a science, it's a literary science.
I'm under the bodies now.
Are you as good as science?
Yeah man, this is my science, literary science.
That's lucky.
Make sure to bring the black box from the reaction again.
Yeah, I brought it for you.
Everything?
Yeah.
That's far.
Alright, let's see.
Also, there's bodies?
They'll do honor shit.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, we have to go to the exit now, by the way.
If possible
You're a bad bro. Nobody fixed a bad. What happened here? I got it
Just behind it
Yeah, we killed two ships tomorrow. I thought we don't get one more. Yeah. Yeah, too
well. You were off the ship for like four hours. No, I don't. You should go watch the
body. I went fucking demonic. I went demonic. I don't understand it, but it's fucking stupid.
I don't work. I did that. Fuck off. We're gonna talk about the rock. I trust you, man.
I trust you but you hit us into a rocket shit. I'm not gonna my rock boost was ridiculous and you guys know that
Going over the rock
I wasn't even fucking saying it's definitely the last place on the server right? I'm trying to kill everybody
Here we can solidates I
So the problem is that he and like the main problem with the loot is the Unix my Unix are really fucking us over as
as like guns and shit like that like like great guns like that
yeah yeah exactly exactly throw all the fucking dodging
yeah let's go ahead and lift these guys up they probably hit all their stuff these
are the rats sitting at our fucking place green armor is on the ground jump
at your underground
and I got some loot ground, ground, ground, pick
now these guys were so broke that they were collecting 80 rusties to sell
I I saw that earlier that I was not lootable. I did what are they doing? I could look at it
They're a stack of fucking russiities
But the players are looted it like the players were loaded it like
It's for sure outfits and kits us while I can't jump up and treble parking
Yes, sir
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Driving but I can park a fucking car that I
I saw you driving that limbo brah, I don't know if you could do anything
So capa, but this guy's drifted off the fucking track like it was nobody's business
Okay, why see it's hard to fucking get your civic off the track
Bro, I'm just saying man
Wait, is it wait these are not the are these eluded guys ain't got shit
I'm not kidding. I think somebody's kidding skimmed them. Yeah. Yeah, they don't have boxes, bro
They got a one candle which is fine. No, somebody skimmed them
Because that's that's that's people that
That's like
But
Guys, it was the 80s on that shit off the off the railings, right?
Why was it was a lot of money though? We got no scope or that go go go
We're going to the next body. We killed who's why we're putting 80s on the neck
Oh my god, man, we want to watch all the pieces. This is really stupid and silly.
Yeah, wait, there's a lot of crap here.
Where's the- oh, it's behind us.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, use our refrigerator. We haven't even put anything in the fridge.
I put it a little bit earlier.
Player's Southeast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fill up this fucking fridge.
It's getting pretty hard to control the entire line.
I know, I know, but fridge up if we can. All this shit on the ground is garbage.
What about these other there? Did we loot these guys?
No, we're looting them right now. So I'm beelining it.
Oh my god, uh
Yeah, this shit is graze. I'm dropping the graze box. I'm gonna go on the ground as you got this
This is last circle as well with these guys wait, there's players. Yeah, there is the spawn flankers
Yeah, we know yeah, we have to for just in a moment
Okay, I didn't be able to do boxes can take more loot
This case we're trying to be spawned
Did you guys feel your bedroom?
Oh
This is good ammo dude like this with a lot of money is this good shit
Chat just a little is worth the game up. No
We're taking the turn at the...
We need to find a technique to console data, like genuinely.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Well, I know we have to do it, but...
And our captain's orders.
You literally just...
Yeah, you hold everything and your mic is on the line.
Shit is so classic.
Yeah, but, like, we didn't know where the stacks are at though.
Like, what stacks are they for taking that,
that we know where's under console at first
they just run up with a box that's full and you spam F on every box that's
already maxed out yeah but you can you can make it plus it's a lot a lot faster
if I say all the coins go on this thing all the like
all right these are all full then 50 parts fuck that we don't need that shit
smoke shell fuck you it's now welcome me to the jungle for maximum I think the
that is fuck off
i think that the the the the the the people say to see those upgrades that
like
we have those back at
so at the last extract people spawn fighters already so i'm assuming they probably extract it
I think we're good. If we all grab uh, uh, what the fuck?
No, there's more at the bottom.
I put, I put, uh, that's, that's garbage. That's all garbage on the ground.
We have a one box.
Okay, I can console that. I need to just pick up items and then pick them all in my hands. Um.
I put a bunch in the fridges to like I think to open the lock boxes. Okay, this what I got my hands
It will be the thing that has all the variables. I think you have any keys
No, otherwise, I mean it would be great if we did it
Yeah, we need to replace one boxes, but these you have a maximum though
All this is good
Yeah, I'm doing pretty good with Lulemon now because I will have a long space because I'm
picking a big box that has more capacity and I'm putting a bunch of all the stuff that's
actually good.
Does that make sense?
All the add valuables.
I think we're good as well.
There shouldn't be any more people.
If they extract it, if they didn't, fuck it.
So much fucking dog shit
I'm not saying the loot like I'll put it back in the in the in the compartments
Guys these valuable boxes are so buzzing for a looter. They can say up to five thousand of those mother suckers
Yeah, there's people there's people at the extract
walking
Lock in or we lose all the loot. Okay. I'm locked. I'm ready. We got fucking
All brain canons. We can re-consolidate any of you you want by the way
Yeah, it's good it's actually working
Which means they're probably not here, right?
Probably gone. I don't know
I mean their clankers is fucking dead. Yeah, we need to just extract is just to send it
I mean by this extract you can you can afford to pull out an actual decent fucking ship this time, right? Yep
Guys
Oh, thank you
I got it.
By the way, this around the looting we just did will be very good for overall upgrading.
So where are we fucking turning to?
Where are we going?
It's just moving, you're good.
just moving you're good so much
what what yeah yeah we have the mouth of guns
all right let's go loot these guys look I'm gonna put it fucking where right in
boxes that already have the loot in them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can stack stack it.
Oh yeah, we'll see, I guess. You're talking about looting the little monsters, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we get all this loot. Yeah, real speed, real speed, real speed. At the bottom, there's a bunch of
bugs that have a lot of, uh, what are the fridge? I thought you had them in the fridge.
I filled the other fridge, we do, I fucking filled it. Okay, but the fridge in here though,
like it's not fully properly stacked at all, like because I removed all of the items out of the
out of it okay so if you do yeah so then you got more space man that's what I'm
saying it so lock in then man I'm trying here there's another
no it's maxed everything's maxed that we can't do anything
the jungle thanks a lot I didn't miss
the street open up open up okay
promise oh my
um we got two green eight or two green
40 you know you can't put nowhere wait
HVs we need what I think what that
well you have 10 seconds
I'm gonna grab a turret there's a military box here somebody used to grab in their hands
we're about to fly off into space oh we can't we can't we can't interact anymore
it's over everybody out everybody out everybody out look at this loot
Oh
Those are freaking broken
Wait
Click tab
That's from digging up man. That's what you kind of dog shit. So you know
Where you going get the rope right here, bro, where you going bro? Yeah
guys please refuse the loot at the end just like the dust please just the dust
and I'll literally reduce most of the shit you know this should be this should be
extrema like this you get extreme roots boy we lost a traveler at what
yeah yeah guys go to the one-to-the-dust and just refuse it
look at the top left of the loop bro you are a piece of shit for that
with a plus damn right the plus fuck damn I'm looking at that I only have what I
have in my inventory yeah me fucking to me fucking you know what yeah yeah how
about this fuck eggs what the fuck guys refuse yellow as well as I guess I
swear I swear I swear I swear I'll be guys back just yellows just yellows
I like
Okay, I'm not bad if you can get like that that's for that give her to me
That is not that all
Okay, I should be able to get soon enough the great make you captain you pick up the big dog
Good shit, man
Because I'm not kidding
We could get the royal chances by today
Like crystals easy because you can just break down the the big organ crystals right like this is two extracts easy
Of the lenses that we consolidate in crowns. That's it. We can get the royal chances today, man
Hell yeah
I want to be able to get this engine as long as I want it to react to motor first.
Found the thing, that's it! Bang!
Storage, let me just buy some shit.
Do you have any more of those fuckless bugs that I want to give you shit?
I'm actually so rich though.
Bath crystals? Well, I've only had the crap that you can't think of now.
I don't know what I want to sell now.
Is that all the dust you needed? That's it?
Yeah, I can unlock all the shit that we wanted.
Do you have the mixtures? Because I have 928 mixtures.
Yep, I do.
Okay.
I have six black boxes of Sherseloos.
Oh yeah, I saw the radio boxes. You don't need those at all.
Those are literally just sell items.
Uh, no, no, no. Wait, really? Where?
Yeah, there's no- there's nothing in the tech tree for radio.
Guys, we have a small engine.
That's a game- that's an absolute game changer.
We don't even know what it does.
Like, we don't even know what it does.
Do you- is it like- can you have multiple engines?
The pretenses is average.
But what if you put a bunch of them on it though?
What's the- what does it do?
Can you have multiple engines?
I think so.
If you give me multiple engines, then that's fucking sick.
No fucking shot.
Oh my god!
Wait, you only have two?
What, why?
Wait, but that's good.
So we can put one engine somewhere and then one engine somewhere else, so.
We never go down.
Yeah, exactly. We're only exposing one engine at a time.
Well, let me just put all the components so that if the ship stops crying, and then I'll check it out.
You still need a reactor now? We have the reactor. It's right here. Top left.
Top left, left there, yeah.
Awesome.
Well, you still need a reactor? So the reactor goes down with engines and you still die?
Can you try one small one regular? Is that possible?
Oh look it tells you what you get when you're active. It's moving for efficiency though. It doesn't make you go faster.
check it's shit can you can you put a bigger engine next to the small engine
as well like a small and a medium no
we are not using the fucking the apartment complex it's very expensive
that's like for six man's
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Get it guys
It's what you put in on a ship
So that you can make it operable one because every ship is so heavy and so busted you put those on it
So that the other stats raised past zero so this is eligible to actually be driven around and shit otherwise
Yeah, exactly
I
Saw that yes, that's what you know, what does that mean though?
I don't know what that means either first time chatter to holy shit
Is there a chase
Try to figure that out
that's it. Why'd you step on the fucker? I just don't think it's great.
the fucker you cook it right now
I don't like it like that you can't put on me replace yeah replace it as it really
yeah ha ha ha
PlayStation taking people and it is almost fact considering the amount of
They're not even gonna know if that's the reaction. They're gonna think that's like a room, bro.
Yeah, but you know Jesse, look. Jesse.
No.
See that?
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Holy shit!
So we lose top speed because of the fucking, uh, uh, in fact this is a piece of shit.
But do we really need nothing when you go on when you have this big ass bust up?
No, I think this is you afford this. Can we just try this?
I can afford it right now. No
You were fucking poor. You can't sell items me see
I don't know they should give it the option to when you go out
To everyone splits up the the mats to build the shit. I agree actually why does one guy fucking paid for it?
It makes no sense
I mean cost 4k strap 4k silver like this is like a fortune to build but I mean yeah, how would you not extract this though?
I mean, I mean, how do you repair this though?
But how do you mean bro? Okay, you ready your parents again is like this
Engine is on the first on the second floor you can re-jump them in the top of their pair right here
I
Definitely it's not a three cruise ship, but
Well, okay, so I could make it smaller. Yeah, but whether we have six or three he's pouring because I can modify I can modify it I
Can modify it when I do six that I could just put it in the corners with that with the
I replaced the corners with some mother-sucking learning portals.
You're modifying this? Wait, the fact that the maneuverability on this thing is 6,
and peanut managed to get minus 1 on that one thing that one time is still blowing my mind.
Yeah, sure.
How do you even get minus 1?
Because you put a lot of haggie components.
The reality with this, these are all compartments.
It's very light because it's not a real component.
Are those engines on the inside of the walls repairable?
Yes.
We have access to repair them?
Yeah.
Okay.
If they can be started, they can be added.
So, China has removed one floor.
I don't know if we can't do the top protection with the plates.
Yeah, that protects from air strikes.
Is that an air strike dust? That's actually helping.
I could be wrong, but I think that the orbitals, this would block it.
I agree.
No.
What do you mean no? The plates are aimed upwards.
to be getting lenses and ficuses and
must to get chose to coin up to pay for big
birth
bro keys don't get this okay okay i will
give him a new the silver omegle
excuse me you just pour all the time in
fuck you don't need me to just drop you
like millions no because i have brother
i haven't textured ever i've given you
everything i don't really care yeah i don't
Tech tree either. I literally just give you everything like what so what am I gonna do with my money?
There's this all stream is also I think we're gonna start with it. There's everything
Yeah, I mean because I have a lot. I have 38 grand
What?
Yeah
Wait, I got a bunch of stuff, but I don't got 38 fucking grand 38 grand I have 30
69 month sex QC curse. Are you doping off stream?
No, I'm rich and my inventory is valued at 61 K
I think you need some help.
I do, solo run.
Okay, I'll give you some numbers.
Okay ready?
Okay.
How many optic lenses do you have?
Optic lenses, we are sitting at 50.
What about you, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, broski?
And that's because..
Okay, there's no way you, bitch, say my fucking name.
How many how many up it is you got?
54
We would have never the rule of chases. Is it is it that crazy though?
Yeah, I think it is well, it's four by six this one is a five by five. It's a 25 slot
Like that having the extra legs is busted because when they break your legs, you're still then I think eight legs
We're doing it eight fucking legs. Look at this beast
We would go from four legs to eight legs man
So what else do you need I have I have five crystals. I have the lenses
the
Fucking Ficus viscous for feces. Oh, that's easy. You just go to Florence. You know you needed actual crystals
I've been selling there. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's about it. Um, you could break it down
At factories for dust. It's one pretend, so it's fine
We can really do that all of that in one single runner.
I can give you just a little bit of money at a time to help.
Sure, like, well, maybe like, um, like $4,000?
Yeah.
Realistically, what is the leg in it that we want?
Like, what are the things that are important for the game?
Like, it's a chassis for sure, right?
the cannons or maybe not because we just get cannons that battery around but
the why though all those guys won't have this but that it actually hi it was
the red was crazy yeah it broke our entire front area it broke our steering
wheel it broke both of our guns in the front in one hit
Okay, honestly, Naughty is pretty hot. Thanks chatter. Our birthday slow though
Like I don't think we're gonna be health for shielding
I'll just go to the next lobby
Well, I'll tell you though is that I think we should focus on a roll chest is first though
Yeah, if you guys want to bring lenses, I mean that's next one
You know what to bring in?
Yeah, 50 lenses and we don't we don't lose them
Fifteen lines is each. Finish.
I'm just robbing you man.
What about scrap? Like, I never build ships. I have...
15,349 mechanical parts.
Just bring that 4,000 problem.
Yeah, the beige one, the orange ones?
Yeah, the orange one you need.
I have 2,809 of the Phenomic parts and 10 computing chips.
chips you'll clutch if you got some of those bitch ass crystals or or raw I'll
take anything I'd go to get in it but put the blueprint in there where we're
sending it am I get them oh yeah you are kept the guys I can't afford it can you
push it back on it you want me to put my ship give me
I
Can't build a nice ship because oh you want me to do the same shit we ran last one
Yeah
Me to run the same shit we just did
Yeah, yeah, I like that
Question. Yeah, all right. All right, let's go. It's real compact. Yeah, it was real. Okay. Let's do it
You have to talk fast just the only way I understand this call you gotta say like
I gotta work on my my quickness. Yeah. Oh, can we get more storage?
Okay, I'll do right now. No defections. Thanks. Just replace replace this stupid fucking dumb ass
uh cracking kit
Chat with the deputy downboard if you make the crystals from the from the rock. No, all right
Yeah, it's an area was supposed to be for blockage of the of the reactor
I got you, I smell you.
No, it makes sense.
We don't get shot from the opposite side, you smell me.
That makes sense.
Wait, I can just put, I mean, that could remove me, yeah, fuck it, I'll remove it, whatever.
I'll go fuck myself, it's fine.
Look at that guy's name, it's Forster.
Oh, yeah, in yellow? Yeah, in classic.
I'm adding, I'm adding the storage.
In Nintendo DS, uh, uh, Metroid Prime Hunters...
Every did that.
They all used Japanese symbols to write what they wanted to write.
Oh, like, like, they're...
Oh, that's Japanese?
Yeah.
Uh...
Honestly, I'm adding, uh, turrets on the second or first floor, just to have them later if you want to find them.
I'm gonna add more shit.
What the fuck I got? Oh, here we go.
I don't think we should use the the exploit on the 40. I think that
Don't even do it. I don't even do it. Fuck that. I want to get back into I don't be a fuck it
I think that's fucking lame shit. Well, also when you stream doing it and everyone's yeah, exactly and now and now we're
Made there was a guy that was cheating apparently and he got paid for 72 hours on peanut shit
These guys didn't even permit them, they just gave them 72 hours.
Probably because just in cases of false eyes.
A lot easier to rebend somebody than I'm sure.
It's the first time offender.
I am going to send it.
First time offender.
Did you put the ship in?
Yeah, ship is ready to go, should be saved I think.
Did I fucking not save it?
I think you have to re-select it because the ship you're bringing on it is already paid for so yeah
since you didn't ever have to re-buy it every time, yeah, I'm ready.
Alright, let me have a look.
My teaming is a lot in this game because they actually put the flare in the game to signal other players that you would like to team with them.
Alright.
That's exactly why they did it.
Oh wait, I'm bringing the optics to me, right?
Optics, 50 optics?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 50. Okay, I brought him in the container.
Thank you, fuck yeah.
Is it shmeemies?
Yeah, a little shmeemies.
You watch Oda?
Yeah, I'm definitely not his cousin.
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Bro, he knows.
Sorry, you know.
Ooh.
We did not know that.
I'm not.
Well, you're actually his cousin?
Yeah, I'm not trolling him.
I'm serious.
I put two green 40s in the thing, by the way.
Let's bring the blue key because we're going to start doing the key runner, but I'm going
to say something very crazy and it's going to make your hair go up.
I think that the dreadnought loot is actually the one that's free, not the one that's key
related and then the key is shit.
All those red crates, I mean they're kind of worthless.
I'm going to free all of you guys are going to put any turrets in the fucking ship or
what?
Yeah, I'm bringing this.
Which turrets do you want to have a 180?
I got two, I got two worn forties.
I'll bring in worn 80 and a bunch of ammo,
and I'm actually gonna bring a box key,
and then I will also bring in-
Yeah, buddy.
Okay.
I'm putting on-
You want 4,000 crowns?
Yeah, please, yeah.
Okay, and then what else did you want?
There was something else you needed, mechanical parts.
So I'll give you, I'll give you 4K of these as well.
This is Max one.
Thank you, I will be sure to do that.
lenses are are a lot of them
she also
well i don't think it is about
i don't know i'm still doing it
i'll put my name in there before that bitch
all my guys in our Jesus
then i think it to predict our ship that we bring it
uh...
i think that we bring an experimental
well
I agree. I fully agree with that.
I don't think we want to be...
Not only do I fully agree with that, but now I also think we should have bring this shit.
Okay, let's not... Okay, this one is under the rental, and there's...
Blah, blah, blah. Let's not do it.
Next one.
Okay, are we bringing the hotel room?
Next one or no?
Yes, yes, wait, because I have other parts.
Do I bring all these mats in? Still or not?
Yes, yes, please, yeah. It's fine. We won't lose, fuck that.
Okay, I mean, I still have way more.
Guys you just put some cannons in because I just put all my cannons in I have no more cannons except for the red ones
I'm literally put 240 green 40s, bro. What do you fucking wait really? I don't see yeah
I got two green 40s. Oh do voyage do voyage and we'll just extract
No, let's play normal man. Let's just be real fucking tugs
No
Dude they're going for it. We just fucking extract. We are we are real tugs
it
bro you say that and we go off-stream and we fucking wrap for two hours while you
get a lot of her what are you talking about just do the normal fucking game
mode man okay okay okay I'll do my job okay okay okay okay okay okay but like
what terms did you put between push it there buster there's there's a 40 to the
80 both greens put your shit in there what the fuck I I have to 40s in here
I'm the one who put up an 80 I put a 40 there what you put an 80 in there you put a green 80, right?
Okay, yes, I did. Okay. I'm ready. I'm gonna put no
I see now yeah, it was
Wait, wait. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got you. Yeah. I got you. All right, you went up around on full-dream
Bro, what are you talking about? I fucking I'm fucking building the ship right now
We just cancel our when you more story when you most larger just reset reset reset. What?
All right easy to easy we do we do everybody buddy everybody everybody's been
Everybody has been doped
Bro, you can't do on this because people just
All right, let's just get out of here media extract they already they already spawn
yeah we're late one so we have to be really lucky enough wait you remove
yeah one bunch let's just be like the checks yep I agree we are like there's
players though you have them no you have the max win already bro like you can't
get this amount of loot yes but we're good players brah
debatable oh okay I sense bro that one time those people came with the fucking
bad that didn't count it then count it then count now as a driver maneuver
ability error
oh okay what I mean I mean he's right still blaming why me I mean he's right
it. We're running six box keys. I brought one. Oh, I did. Take those. We bought a stack.
Brain operation error incoming. I brought the whole thing in. Yeah. I'll just carry
the box in my hand don't add the loot that you wanted to give me
all right well I'm getting my box keys though like I need those for my rat run
solos they'll take those
yeah I remove them I remove them
also get ready for people extra camping this is classic
get ready this mode is such a fucker
and jump lenses well I did actually but
I can't bring all of it as 1000 2000 3000
can exclude we're just gonna exclude it okay thank you yeah it works
you don't even gotta box it we're just gonna just straight extract and then
Everyone exclude the key. Yeah, I believe it on the ground there fucking ex leave that on the floor, man
Yeah, that was the answer to it. Yeah
But the bug that I had to account that I saw the loose it's it extracts it
Are you just born a shelf actually right fucking I'll put it on the shelf I
Yeah
All righty
They can zip line them with the one in your hands. It's cool feature
So what we were doing though extreme option like we were hiding in these rocks and when people would do this
You could come over and just see for their base when they were like they don't even realize it like they're just AFK
If no clue, I would steal the whole shit. I have one more thing though
Do we actually want to bring in the fucking ten thousand dollars shift?
Yes, why did you make it if you're not gonna bring it in at least once?
Okay, I
Doesn't remove a floor
I'm just afraid that I think of a school there. I didn't go as is it fuck
I think we run it bro. Even if we get clapped up fuck it whatever
How are they gonna break the reactor chat it's protected
Somebody give my chance said you finna find out so like he scared me brah
I don't know like we're about to get fucked up
Let's fuck that buster. I'll give a shit. I just gave him this all this money. He's gonna upgrade our shit. We're good
Let's do it. We're doing it. We're doing it
You can break those boxes
Oh, yeah, they can break his side box on my ship, but but it's still a fuck them to break. No
It's got it I
Just got scammed again
I lost everything.
Okay, then I'll put plating on the side as well, then I'll reinforce the sides of plates, then.
He should be doing this from the start, just easy transactions out of here.
Surprised you guys weren't doing this offline yesterday.
We, cause we got, could kept getting distracted because something was fucking due.
Wait.
Oh, I think I know something was due to gamble guys. What is this?
Well, what's what?
They're like bugged out. I couldn't get the extra that the end only what I got in the box over there. I
Got one thousand extra. You should have got you should have got everything. Oh
Yeah, I got one thousand of the scraps back. I didn't get anything from that
Remove our components and replace the plates
Yeah, you got everything but then they'll see what I just got
I got some of the scrap back. I don't know why but my make you captain eggs or what? Yeah
I can upgrade for a second either you cannot
I have to
Okay, technically the chat is right there they would be able to
Fuck it, I'm playing Blitz how much what is that put in?
I'm a thing what wait you're not gonna do the eight leg or you don't have enough
Or I'm I don't know so no you're talking about crap
Eight leg you can't
I defy cuz in the crystals and shit it doesn't give you more time. Oh fuck. Yeah, you're right. I
Forgot about the damn crystals
You don't have any crystals on you, Naughty?
Uh, which ones?
The regular default ones.
Oh, I put this at the top, only on this floor on each side.
Yeah, and I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Just to block the engine out, because the engine's on...
The engine's on the second floor, right?
I know he plays like a floor
Like I think that works
But the back is well though. Can we get a bigger squado or is you think this is busted to bring into like let's just let's just try it
I think it might be
This is nice
Yeah, sure
Press C on it to cut.
Thank you for the amazing streams like always.
It's XQTL.
Alright, look at the efficiency.
Look how much it helps efficiency.
Have the engines.
Like, we're not losing juice.
I mean, are we bringing this bitch in or what?
Yeah, let's get it.
I mean, you need more money though, you broke.
No, no, no, I can buy those from parents.
Hold on.
So how do we get up there?
Of the mic so we don't get lost yes, I would prefer not to get lost. Yeah
50 months away, I will lock it all up in it. I
Don't know what I'm looking at at least we know if we die
It's gonna take people so long to loot us the storm is gonna collapse on them and they're gonna die, too
Yeah, okay, so guys
When you get out of your room, the first thing in front of you is the ladder to the top. End of story.
Again, and then
The way down is
Wait, is the is the material cost every raid you buy this shit like you pay that amount every raid?
Well, no, if it survives, you don't have to pay for it.
Yep.
OK.
I would remove the third floor chat.
The third floor's only job is to fucking put the plates
so that we don't get top bombed.
I don't think it's useless to look fucking.
I don't have the new jet.
Should we just get a bigger squad?
But is that possible?
Let's go with this.
Let's go with this.
missing on a little bit of money but he's on cyberpunk so I don't even know
yeah he done with that game yeah yeah and I know that's just a cyberpunk for
the past two days that's yeah I think he's starting with that shit too I'm
not gonna lie I don't I don't think I think it's good nine hours of cyber
F***
Wait, I don't know if the enemies are accessible
Let's get shroud Tfu
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ASU
And train
He's one of the best amers.
Yeah, Rio Spiegel actually writes.
He might be in Valorant for a game boosted.
Nope.
That did not happen.
Nope.
He did not.
Has he played this?
No, he would love it.
Yeah, 100%.
Am I dumb yes
Okay
4.6 5-1 I anymore
if we lose this shit I'm done I'm done I know I'm not trolling he's my cousin
I didn't know that I mean I literally didn't know I've been watching
fucking forever I don't know the sound maybe some black boxes to be and I
fucking knew it just from the Schmini all you had to say Schmini and I knew
everything it all connected also some of these hang on that's fine as hell
chat
Okay, bang. I didn't even have fun. Check. Was it 4.9?
Hey guys.
Is Mango related to him or is he just talking?
No, Mango is not related to him.
Guys, it sounds-
This costs 400 Pneumatics!
That's not- I have 2,800 of them.
Yeah, but that's since you've stopped playing the game though
Yeah
That the menu we don't see the shifter
Yes, let me make sure that we get access the engine that was what it's cooked. Can you give it a good name?
You need to give it a good one. He's rumbler
No, it's gonna be something else. Yeah, it's gotta be something cool
Grumpy's like the default name by the way like it's like Xbox gamer tag, bro. He's something cool
the default is like grumpy walker you don't want to call it grumpy
the bunker thoughts is their bunker I think this should be something profit
something profit the colossal profit well that shit was as Jesse what do it
Oh, you can't wait. Wait, you can't like name name. Oh, I think I'm just typing a name
guys, oh
Sick the thick rumor the thick garden the big giant
Wait, is there iron the iron giant stoic step
Okay, your man. What was that? Really? Yo, wait, that's straight or a what?
Okay, okay, the ghostly Giants
Stoic Giant Stompy Giants
I like Stompy
It's the game a Stompy Giant like bro like
What about the first time when people hear our names in the fucking in the sand they
start running like give us something cool bro the proud destroyer what about the proud
but
you know i can't i can't hang with you either jessie what the fuck are you saying
that
fuck the dominating dominator i'm just
what
what dominating destroyer it just does look like a bastion
that is definitely a bastion
Hmm.
Ready, Bastion.
Okay.
Maybe do...
Fuck.
The...
The... Bastion.
The...
The first bashing
And if this one goes downhill we go to second bashing yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's ten kids the first iteration of its kind
it yep yep the first bastion how do you feel about that now fuck with it I'm
fucking with it the first fucking bastard I do suck it up
five it costs five scrap to redo the fucking doors okay do you have a purple
revolver because I gave you no but those they've never done it all we haven't
see one forever I have one you have only one I don't want to get I'm gonna start
loaded I'm gonna start getting it up again yep if we lose I swear man I'm
just fucking done oh if we lose this it's also for no straight in I would it
all when the last shot is that it hit our shit I'm not gonna bother I'm
multiple before they get what the fuck bro we lose this head is my night is
actually well that's 10k of matches is so stupid I just got on like we can't
be like if we die here like I'm telling you my night is really no way I just got
on come on ruin don't do this I'm gonna bring a shovel guys I might put in
both reds fucking I mean the work going all out here guys should I bring my
There's not even a price you can put on this set. This is like two extracted max wins on this shit
And honestly, I'm gonna bring all the materials that you need to let's just make it a super max
All right, what do you know which is all right? No, no, if it wasn't Rachel it wouldn't be able to get to start
What do you need me to bring?
Um
Okay, Jesse as a tip though you never stop going forward you keep driving or whatever happens it because if you stop
We get over it. We are jover
I put a hell of ammo in there
I mean, but you actually just made me I was actually locked in and you just made me nervous because I just remembered that
You're gonna blame me like I didn't even
I didn't even think about that for a second guys. I'll be with this area. I'll be shit brings an aviado
Yeah, I need a lot of what we love. We need a lot of fuel rods a lot of you run. I did
I brought 15 fuel rods 20 food a fucking all my ammo fucking put your turf there, man
They're nobody there. I'm already
Guys guys this is for all the models
How many turn spots you got?
We got six at the top. I didn't want six. One six. I mean eight at the top of this. I mean six at the top.
Okay, so how many turns would we bring in?
Dude, I'd write both races just bring whatever. Okay, I'm bringing two forties. Fuck it.
That's enough. I've never played with a 40 experimental though. I know what it does.
I don't either, but I guess we're about to find out.
If you ever do you have definitely don't try the bug on that one if you ever read artifacts, please bring them
This is a shit shit for all the marbles red artifact any of those
Red artifacts now, I I I dream I dream I dream
Also get out of voyage
That would just be the mass biggest. I'm not the captain
I'm gonna take a piss. So don't don't start yet
X don't even do the fast link this time by the way.
Okay.
Because it's pretty obvious.
Okay, then you guys both ready?
Yep, so I can click whatever.
Actually opposite.
You guys do whatever.
Okay.
Okay, better than the first one, I'll look at it.
Transactual?
What?
Wait.
Yo.
We're in a bug system lobby.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, we need to actually, we need to actually, you show it early bro, you show it early.
Jesse, it's a bug, six man lobby, it's gonna be full squads, are you, it's literally a
bug lobby.
Is it actually, we know that off the rip?
Yeah, it's legit bugged.
It's an eight.
Wait, no way we're fucking dead.
Yeah, we lost already.
I
Think it's eight
No, no, no six minutes is it it can be squatted six
They they say small crews but watching it's gonna be full crews watch this
You'll see you'll see we had it earlier. There's actually there is a matchmaking bug
It's a little bug. I've seen it. I've seen it. What happened to us today. We're against exactly exactly
Yeah, we don't we're talking about
I
Soon as you get in he said just go up. No turn right and go up
Turn right then go up
And then oh
Fuck
What I'm so fucking lost. Oh, I gotta I gotta learn
Come on up side. Okay, we spawned all the turrets
Which is on and we gotta turn this oh, yeah, all right put the put the experiment
Turrets over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how do you go up?
It's really bad. I didn't I did not advise at all. I don't need it. Thank you
Yeah, it's
I
Don't I can I can access the personally
I'm putting a turds down right now
How do you go there?
as you lost oh wait hold on oh the ship isn't moving why because the major the
message is not on so fucking turn it on mate
so now where the rest of the turret I put two you brought how many two no I took
it off I took it off I could I put the extra on it yeah well yeah
oh no I forgot it it's actually hard oh no we're good wait these things didn't go down
that much they can't go down there like it was hard to look down there
the 40s are good right yeah I mean yeah also not not to all men though because
We don't like to come against like big things
Oh food food
I'm gonna go over here
I'm gonna go I preset up the boosters
I'm putting all the ammo. Yeah, the very top up at the ammo box now
We literally have we have 180
wait wait what no we have to i have this but to
nah we have one man no but we have like the 80 in the front like the experience
yeah that's it everything else is 40s
we have all 40s bro we have two experimental doesn't matter like like we can do whatever
we want with that with two experimental something like it doesn't i mean does it really matter
Okay, okay, but where's the food?
You know, I actually don't know
I only have a singular food on me. That's just for when I
Need to eat something
Yeah, real guys like computer lies on look at my other look at the ship
And KPC by the way, it's also a 10 K fucking shit like the trouble is it's not a thing
And I can barely which I don't need to put energy into those
Structures I can't see structures because there's so many assets on our screen and it's not letting me see fucking anything
What the fuck's going on?
Wait, this is actually probably good, bro. If someone has a shit PC. Let's just smash into them
Well, the ammo is okay. Where's the food? I have it. I have it. I don't think that the cabinets are visible in the corners
Where's the fucking bedroom?
But I'm not getting I I don't have access them they're in the corners. You don't access to the bedroom
No, I didn't see your own. No, no, no, yeah, no, yeah, no
Corners corners corners find a way to get to the corners. I think it's on the set first floor course
We have to rate our own fucking base. I'm not getting you reaction might be home. I
I got lost. Oh, what's up, X? Okay. Okay. I actually don't know. Are you sure it's on
first floor? Because I went through all the rooms, man. It's not down here.
Should I take the floor? Alright, second floor.
My fps going down. I'm at three fps right now. I still you know, I'm poor
Found it. I'm getting worse. Where where's it? Where's it go to the front?
Front left wing where the deep up is that?
Okay, you're fucking good. Good. Good. Very good. Very tough. I see it. I'm right there top floor for floor for all the way
It's up. Yeah. Yeah. All right, or all the way the top
I'm about to be there. Okay. I'm at the top. Can I make it? I see it. I see it. I see it. Yeah. Yeah, but you don't have to get there.
Come with me. Come with me. Come with me. Yeah, you have to get to me first. Oh, all right. I'm here.
Down here. Okay. Yeah.
Oh, there's a ship to our left. Ships are alive. Go load it up quickly. We're good.
They're trying to just front crystals. Is that just one down from where does he that at the end of the L where?
Well, we're there. We're there. We're there on the left side. Look left. It's
fucking so I'm not even crazy. We actually see them from here. Yeah, I see them
Get ready. I actually go boosted because we're gonna run out of fuel at this thing. They're probably like why is our fs dropping?
What's going on?
Yo, I'm fucking lagging bro, can you wait here while I reach the point? I just saw clutch was here
But that's what happened last yeah. Yeah, no fight fake fight. Okay
All right, you guys can kill him from here, right?
Yeah, but I don't know what the engine is at.
I'll load it later.
He's hiding behind a bottle.
He's hiding behind a rock.
What am I going to shoot?
Oh, no. You can shoot it. You can shoot with this.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
Oh, now I can't shoot it anymore, so.
All you meant.
Okay.
I can't hit his reactor.
No, no, the letter.
Just keep laying the shots.
Once the components are broken, it'll go through it.
Let's go through building components!
We don't have to actually...
Let's try this guy then.
Alright, this is gonna suck at the jumps out of our ship.
I do it out and actually load the engines.
You guys can both shoot now, I think.
That's a perfect angle.
Oh my god, it is a-
Shugging it!
Okay, yo, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad.
What is a chuggy?
We're so close darling.
We have no fucking ammo.
I mean no juice in the ship.
What the fuck are you?
Who's shooting at?
No.
I wanted to try it one time.
I wanted to try it one time.
Just once.
I had to.
I had to try it one time.
We're gonna be done.
We're gonna be fine.
I'm gonna be fine in the end.
How about the energy on that, by the way? I wanted you to look at the energy.
Oh, that?
The experience is kinda sucks, now.
Yeah, that should...
The mind's bad, mind's bad, yeah, you say that.
It's kinda like a movie.
Did you just get closer?
Oh, get closer, like a movie!
I just want to start...
Alright, alright, then hold fire, hold fire.
Let's get a little closer, then.
Wait...
One thing is awesome.
What?
No, they're both hitting, right?
Somebody told me that, but they're both hitting, yeah.
I
Be kind of hard to get this big ass thing in here, but oh, he's moving now. He's moving
Go just keep it keep it on straight. I'm gonna keep going straight. I have experimental
40 sir
It's really bad. It's not worth at all. It's fucking bunchy. He's still alive right now
Yeah, he's going back to where he was, I hate him, he's shooting at us.
Okay, that's buggy, that's a little ear buggy, boost, boost, boost, I'll do it, I'll do it.
i got stuck
i'm stuck
wait i'm stuck
i'm stuck in between the fucking reactor and the wall
wait i'm actually good
hold on here
let me do the engine, let me do the engine
it's fun fight
right in front of us, get out of here
right in front of us
you should be able to shoot him
I'm sure they're going to care of me until whenever you move this goes to fucking Narnia
hat.
Got him down here, leg.
Is it not going to hit?
It's like, yeah, this cannon is bad.
It's just, it's just, it's not worth at all.
Like, um, if you lose that, I'm kind of glad.
Zero hits so far.
Zero hits.
We're too fat.
All the drivers are piece of shit.
I mean one of the other.
Wait, we got through.
We got through somehow.
Give me a boost.
Oh fuck, we're not moving.
Like, Jesse, we're not moving.
I don't know.
He's stuck.
Yeah, we're losing like that mention.
Like.
I boosted up.
It's not doing that.
I can't.
We were actually just stuck something.
Yeah, but we're actually just stuck something like this yeah, but I don't think we should be chasing it
What is he'll say in the cops
Like like like I don't think you're going to the mushroom lands. We'd never do that
Wait now we're gonna be actually stuck though, no
I
Like like
Okay, okay, I'm excited. They're driving is not the worst ever since I play this game
Like like a day. I don't think it's ever gotten better
Yeah, well you you building bases have gotten worse too. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean this is driving is just really sad
Oh, oh wait, we're moving no we're not
Oh
Yeah
Why are we twisting and we all need to go back? Okay, I mean it
Fucking cook here, bro. Fuck what?
I'm out of here. I'm out
Well, I'll wear we're in mushroom town. I'm getting the fuck out of here, dude
Jesse, you're going inside Muslim town. We have to get out of it.
I see a line. I see a line.
Alright, send it in.
Okay, we're back.
Naughty. Not fucking right now.
Sorry.
You know he's behind us now, right?
Just get us out of here
Really the exploits really I didn't exploit I did it I swear I didn't I'm just quick with a bitch
I just want not bad not bad. I like that. Well done. Now you know I just want
Be changed my title
There's that minute there's yet to bring around this shit. We can't do what he did. What he does. Holy fuck
Wait, he's moving quick!
Is that like, splitting his place, skittering through the fucking, to the tops?
Oh my god, like a spider...
Oh, he's beeping at us, we're-
No, that's not us doing that, I mean-
Oh, okay, okay.
No, I beat the after.
Oh, wait, he's coming- Oh, shit!
Yo!
Yo, spider, I've just fought for games!
Alright, I'm kept fighting for games and all of them.
Damn.
We will have a cure back in the way!
He- He-
Wait around!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why?!
I
Can we move?
What is it? What is it? What is it?
series that guys we need to add it to the ad to the
we might actually the circle the circle is closing in we have to go around and
back into the circle no mushroom let's just turn here then so we turn here oh
my god I don't think there is a present we turn here instead no you have to go
for no yeah yeah I'm gonna go straight this way instead you feeling what I'm
Wait, straight where?
Straight this way, in front of us.
What?
To the left, to the left, to the left, where's the open musher?
No, no, no, I don't think so. I don't think it's right here.
This guy is shooting green flare, but like...
I went to the long slider.
Oh, he's still in he's still in
This is a good performance
We're gonna need to put some gas in, you need to put some gas in, I'm moving, I'm packing.
I'm packing, that's how you are.
Oh now he's running, huh?
That's so bad.
What?
What?
that was fine well mines I got it I'll do it
left mine though
I just go just go just hug left hug left
We're gonna run out of gas
We are never we actually were running out I'm not gonna go
The bottom punch are fine, I don't think he did any actual damage.
That's fake clutch, by the way.
I think he only hit the bottom plate one time, that's fine.
I mean, I did 80mL deater, but it was a waste of fuel.
It was a waste of fuel, yeah, yeah.
Fuck that's really...
Oh, he did hit us like here, yeah.
No shot.
He hit us, yeah, I don't know what he broke.
He did hit us.
Oh, shit, he had a hole in our fucking wall.
We got a whole chunk out of the outer wall.
Fucking dang.
It's open.
To me, are we still getting followed?
Yeah, at least far away, though.
I don't know how we're getting past this guy, but we are,
so.
Yeah, here's a one-man ship.
Why is it?
How is it not catching up on him?
Because he's brain damaged.
We're going to 11 now, but I'm just going in the middle of the middle of the goal, like, we might get a dreadnought, you know what I mean?
We get a dreadnought, we match with him, because we kill a buddy over there.
But we're not going to die to fucking noobs like fuck that, not with this motherfucker.
No, we were just unlucky in that terrain, that's why we're stuck here.
Yeah, unlucky terrain, very lucky terrain.
Especially with this ship, we can never go for those fights, that's terrible.
Yeah, I mean, we're going to stay on the rock and then we're going to get blasted up, like, out of the asshole.
This is the thickest ship I've ever been on, see like eight.
Yeah, there's two followers now, two followers and they're both doing green inside, I don't know.
Dude, why does it have to walk like that? I'm telling you, I understand.
Like, these are like a walk orbital, like...
That's not good. So, they're doing green, so...
Locked in.
So, we can't trust anybody, we have to kill them before they come here.
Yep.
The real ones now.
Come on.
I think we go to second and we can catch all the high grounders, we wait to see if it's
a trailer or not.
No, there's a town in the middle, is that guaranteed though, I mean what if, it's not
What's the circle? What's the circle? Those bottom lefts.
And it's just the middle.
Like, that could have to say happen.
you
you
you
you
you
That was me, that was me, that was me.
I'll spawn them behind us.
I think it's too late, I think I'm gonna spawn them.
I can spawn them behind us.
Yeah, you can spawn behind.
Ready? I go in reverse here.
Forces it to spawn behind.
Who taught you to take?
You.
I'm gonna go forward.
Lock in.
I guess I'm gonna get out of here.
Is he going backwards or forward?
I can't tell what this guy is.
He's running, he's running, he's running.
And now he's shooting.
Uh, you want to kill him?
What the fuck?
Fine, fine.
We'll get away with it some way.
Give me a booster.
Alright, get ready. This is...
It's game time, but...
I think I'm back to the car.
I'm gonna need to do a warning now.
Stop shooting the AI's anti-gatter on me.
I don't know.
There's a wide open hole right through the reactor now.
Wait, really?
Yeah, yeah.
At the back.
Look at the view.
Man, never saw that.
Who at the back?
That's cool.
Left for our left.
Okay, okay, I have to heal this. We have to shut the engine off, man.
Wait, the plates- No, what about levels of plates?
Only the top plate-
They went through the- through the fucking floors that I-
This is close get ready now now now, okay
That's syndrome syndrome
He's in 80 though
I'm gonna boost us here.
I'm gonna line us and I'm going.
I'm walking.
I'm gonna find my way back and I'm gonna bring out this.
Oh, I went the wrong way.
Okay, I'm driving.
I fucking got lost.
Yeah, it's leader I'm going to even.
It's leader I'm going to do.
I'm giving us a straight line and I'm gonna boost
I just locked in here and I'm on it.
I just did it again.
Oh, I see it.
Yo.
I killed him.
Holy fuck, I headshot him with the fucking 80.
That's crazy.
What am I doing?
I can't, I just boosted us, hold on.
Alright, I'm back.
I'm gonna boost you again when I get the chance to go.
Chat, why does it go through? Like, this is not why this is done.
The splash I mentioned goes through the plates.
I don't know if I'm going to do anything about that.
Yeah, they didn't tell you to do anything about that.
Yeah, you got to boost.
Hold down, essentially.
But even then, we can't.
We're already out of boost.
It's just that it turns out to...
We're just running, and we're not even doing anything.
We're wasting time.
We should turn back into words and start looting some fucking...
I could have been worse than him.
We should have been looting some rods.
All right, it's just gonna be so annoying this guy.
I forgot, he should not fire at us.
Wait, there's a ship right in front of us now. See this? Hold up.
Okay, there's two ships that are right. One behind us and one in front of us.
The one to our right is clutch
Well, no, there's another one to the right. Oh, well the one they're in front of
Green says but I'll even fuck it
They shoot more downs we're going down
The dunes maybe
Yeah, I think shoot up on the road going down on the side
But they're starting to stand I think so I think stop
How does that miss
Reckless you're down
Reactor is actually picking something, I think.
Hello! Hello!
I think I'm coming down.
Now move it here, now move it!
Yeah!
Yeah, this is your one shot, eh?
Really?
Yes!
I'm coming with the red stuff, come come come.
Look, there's a ship over here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, there's a ship over here.
I want to get a little bit closer.
Oh
Oh
He gave us an 80 by the way, another 80.
Oh shit, I- I said I'd go?
Okay, the dome was INSANE by the way.
Mother, we just take eight ore bills at the same time. How is it possible?
My bad, my bad, my bad.
It was only four, it was only four, what?
There's getting one of four and my and I was all they brought the every day were everywhere the red the red the red beams
Left the hip repair kid
And they're not following us gonna you want me to just search it off
You move and I'll I see them they're wrapping around the thing they're coming around you see to our right. Yeah, I'm repairing
Yeah, it was like eight or seven exactly
Do a blue if you're the way. Do a blue. Ah, no, you need some decoder.
Ah.
What have I done?
Clutch said not me.
Okay. I'm lagging. I'm lagging bad.
But the guy that helped wasn't clutch by the way, but it was still a nice sniper.
That might be a nice sniper. It was Cap-Zone. It was Gabe.
That's on it. Left side ship all the way across. Not a lot as big though. Small.
You guys want to hit a full turn off repair?
We don't have a repair kit. We don't have a repair kit.
We have one at the bottom.
Where?
Middle left compartment.
I don't see it. I think someone dropped it.
Oh, it broke the loot zone, so I didn't find you on the ground.
Yeah, maybe a D spawn or something.
Flanker spawn left side.
What the hell? Why'd you put the 140 up here?
Ah, so that we can move shit around.
No, I thought like, no, I thought it fucking fucked.
yeah let's go towards second now I had no idea what the pick is right yeah I don't
either kill yeah we didn't really do that they break the walls of the rooms
that you can have access to doesn't matter that much I mean now we got hella
walls busted no she though I ain't that I gotta prove that the proof of
covered actually works though like we survived a multiple orbital strike me
that's that I mean never proven plus it oh yeah well we have the down but yeah
I'll put it in the reactor barely
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Streamer won't save us. Nope. We're begging buggy. It was right here
I just keep going. I need to reload the cannon as well
is it?
the split are fighting multiple parts of the battle and they headshot the harasser
oh is it AI recapping? yeah
I shut that shit off bro that shit was so ass
oh it's a meth? yeah someone messaged it
we're about to see if the AI recapping is going to be at
isn't it the AI recapping the channel or somebody like copy and paste it
Yeah. Oh, is that still? Yeah, I shot the AI summary shit off. Yo guys, it could be it.
Like, turn left here. It's where the ending's gonna be.
Is that Dreadnude right in front of us? No.
Dreadnude could be on the left of us, because that's where the ending's gonna be at.
The ship right here makes it a minefield.
Probably a fake look. Why would he do like that though? I think it'll stick to me.
I just have to see a ship. I could look at a ship and know if it's on.
Uh, it's too far.
No, that's a different guy. There's one like...
Okay, how? Guys, we're gonna be running out of fuel, like, not running out of fuel, like, completely out of fuel.
Oh, no, no, no, we have a bunch over here and still...
Yeah, I see him. I didn't know we had to restart a lot of the rods.
lot of the rods and I still have two of them in my inventory as well there's a
guy trying to cut us off I see him I'm gonna I'm gonna remove all on the front
yet I'm not in front
yeah the guy behind us is standing blue by the way that's not quite as good as he's
No, it's not crutch, but clutch.
What the hell is crutch?
Clutch.
Oh, it's clutch.
It's not crutch.
Watch out.
Is that pulled to the left side?
Get ready.
Let me check.
He's speeding up there.
He just spawned.
Oh, he just spawned there.
Was that a singular AI?
It's a solo.
This might be a good spot.
I
Need it up there just fall. Oh, he's bought there
Was that a singular AI it's a solo this might be the guy that came to sit down
No, you're the good guy you do something funky with the players
And she's a bit lower when I was going up and it's kind of hard
I know I you know you'll be crazy with this game because get a fucking level
But if you get into a level where you see like, what is the current inclination of the ship because you could hit those shots accurately from a farm
Oh shit, you're right there
Yeah, I don't think it's funny. That's funny enough, right?
Okay, keep looking. Holy shit. What? Yeah, we get, we get, we get, we get, we get, we
get all that. Might be the guy with the 17 orbitals, bro.
I think it was the guy that just helped us. No way. Yeah, but I think we do. I think
I think everybody's duping lowkey
Why would you triple the augment like that?
For the funny I don't see any dread new though, but I mean it's not lose hope
I'm going straight for a guy with a chest by the way. I don't see that guys maybe
Look on the chest though. Let me look on your map. Look what I'm going straight for he looks like he's towards dread
yeah don't go fucking go put a sentence ahead of
I can't see too dark
I lost this shit wait that was just a real player using that to get away
I can't see, man.
Can you just, um...
It's night time, that's why.
Yeah, I can't see, I'm fucking...
But that guy killed somebody, by the way.
The guy with the, um, with the tracker.
The dooper?
Guys?
Yes?
Dreadnute?
Dreadnute?
No.
are you sure? No, it's not. It's not. The top has to be like a flat or a wall. Are you
sure? No, no. It's a smaller than I can. It's a smaller than I can. All right. Also,
Jerny might be right in front of us where these clankers are. See this? In front of
us. We're about to go to a guy. Oh, yeah. This is the guy with the... That's where
that's literally where it would be
I can't see a thing, man
put your flashlight on, man
I'm scared I'm scared about what's gonna be able to heal you know it's a broken ship
it's a broken ship yeah yeah I said that earlier
wait I'm on the left I'm on the left
wait that's on that's on that's on how do you know
Is he dead? Wait, is that a walkie-talkie?
Hit him three times?
Who is that?
Hit him four times?
Who is this?
He's dead, it was Far Daddy, he wasn't caught down, I was taking the rear.
Good job, man, that was good.
Kill everyone, just kill everyone bro, it's fine.
Don't talk and mic if they're friendly.
And lucky, you know?
I just took a family game.
I have, there's no love you like this, like why is there things so silent and so like,
deserted?
There's a guy right here!
Player! Player!
Naughty!
Man in the ship!
Man in the game!
Okay, okay, where am I going?
Where am I going? Where am I going? Where is he at?
I don't see me anymore.
I'm in a fucking maze.
He's running, he's running, he's running.
Just go up!
I'm going, I'm going.
Turn, turn left.
Let me go, let me go.
He's right here, yes I-
What the-
Shoot this motherfucker, man.
I
We made a fucking doing those some shit
They amplified, they amplified, they amplified.
They hurt my thing, I can't move.
Okay, I'm dead, there we are.
I'm not healing you, you're the body!
I'm supposed to, what's going on with this?
I'm, I'm going to go and shit right there.
I
What the fuck I don't know that
I don't understand
Oh shit, it broke.
you
you
you
you
you
ship it I can't move there's only one though didn't we have multiple yeah I think
Gallaudy said as long look at the rope is that it robbed when they robbed the
40 and 80
that a rope or not no that's not a rope we can still kill them we can still win
Okay, we need to bring some food over there.
That's our dog guy.
I should have got brought up by those six airstrikes where you used the dog.
I have food! I have food!
I have food! I have food! I have food! I'm putting and bringing it.
Look at this.
Give this to excuse me.
Science is great.
Yeah, I see, I see, I see.
Yeah, I saw the signs.
Thank you, thank you, fuck yeah.
It's too easy.
Okay, we need to move, we need to kill him, we need to kill him.
I really don't care.
Yes, I put my head in it.
wait what no it's not
everyone on board
did they actually launch the rocket
watch and set it
yo jesse did you lose my experiment of 80
where are they
yeah i think they took it
yo what game
it's not them it's not them it's not them
It's coming coming coming.
Oh, I see them to the left, super left.
Yeah, to the left, to the left.
Minus?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, where we got at?
We're staying on top of the hill.
Rush, rush, I can boost.
Yo, get out of the scandal, bro.
I have one loop.
Yo, join along, let's get it.
We need to be boosting, shit.
We need to be boosting.
Let's get those motherfuckers over there.
Go, quick!
We can all of it we can all of an extract it like just eat I want my fucking hands back
It's a really bad I agree
No, that was not the guy
Wait, this is not damn
guys it's like a starter ship and it's like a one-guide starter
where the fuck is our ship? where's the move?
oh right there, that guy's got a lot of stuff on him though
stuff
no not him there
wait is it the one with the box?
is that the ship then? they scored 280 experimentals bro
Is this our guy?
Is it the fire?
guys it's all like dogs empty man
is there any enemies in here?
go to the x-ray go to the x-ray come on
Yeah, I mean we gotta move. I think we lost.
Just go, we gotta move anyways, it doesn't matter.
Oh, there's no extracts.
No, yeah, yeah, I think they probably used the last one I think they left
No, I don't think they used it, I think they're waiting
Nah, they left, yeah, kid
Let's see
In a minute they're gonna spawn, so I think that's where we're gonna find them
I mean there's no time, buddy
They absolutely, no, no, we're gonna see Green Player, right? No, no, we're gonna see Green Player somewhere on the map, right?
I
Left of the shape that guy all the way to our left. Yes, I left
Those are smaller
They had a double-decker with um, what a 70 top. Yeah
I'm telling you they haven't extracted yet
Don't
We're dumped up I need to do I'm on your right shoulder
Which is I need to get
I'm gonna try to board this shit
You don't suck!
Do what you can.
If you can, boy.
I'm gonna cut up the whole thing.
I'm sorry.
Fire us!
Amen, daddy!
Where are you aiming at?
Brother, it's working!
Charge!
Chill out!
Get close, Jesse.
Halt, halt!
What the heck?
They're right down the chilt.
What are you doing?
They're behind the bush!
They're behind the bush!
I need ammo! I need ammo!
They're destroyed I died. I literally got you killed me
Fucking god
I'm from my dad. What do you mean my bad? We have another sniper shit, okay?
Do we
This is where where they
Say fun the rest of them
Like them on them
Like that one so I'll look I'll keep looking
Okay, can somebody, uh, if we're all good, can somebody go to the sniper ship and...
Yeah, does he come towards me?
Overtake it.
No, yeah, yeah.
Coming down.
New ship.
Is that us?
New ship.
New ship.
Is that us?
Take it, take it, take it, take it.
That's the only ship left.
We need to take it.
You shooting me?
He's fighting.
No, no, he's not shooting you.
He's fighting somebody on the ship.
Oh, there's someone on his ship.
Is that us?
Is that us?
No, no, no.
Kill, kill.
the number here kill kill now we need that ship come back we killed him we
killed him he's to come back with the ship so we have a response oh my god
There's a purple armor?
What?
Bring your fucking ship, Starper, I'm losing out on D.
I need some ammo, I need some ammo.
Hey, I'll give you some.
It's in there.
It's fine, just wait about it.
Everything I need. I got force one.
Oh my god.
I have an orbital strike.
Jesse, you need to get the...
Get the um
You can get the guns more or not
Wait they're shooting at me
Kill that guy you have to kill the guy in the ship I think you killed our teammate bro
I had a move I had a move I had a move
We can
We can
I have no response
I have no response
We have no response
Where are we
Jesse don't want to
Yeah
One shot
One shot
guys stop their ship with this
Sorry might be
Wait, is that us?
Can you help him here?
What's his name?
He's good, he's good
Trust he's been nice
Just eat some food in the family
Yes, you know that grab this can you not repair the house?
No, the player the player guy
Okay, okay repair everything it Jesse we need to repair the cannons then put them out
Take the cannons and put them on the ground
And then we put the cannons and experimentals back on
Guys, we need all hands on deck, man
I think a lot of people died in that last fight
Yeah, I think that's all of them
I think that's everybody
I didn't know who to kill, I think that's everybody
I know, I know, I know
Alright, let's start consolidating loot on one shipping
get the fuck out of here I'm seeing blue yes he put some food in there we have
the food
wow okay I will go to the whole chip and I'll get the toy out of it okay okay okay
okay okay oh I found food pink but in the way Jesse Jesse can you move the
ship one point point point point can you bring it to this ship got 80s and
fucking
We still need to repair the ship's functionalities if we get by something we're fucking cook it's dead. It's over
For broken legs. We I'm gonna be real. There's no one else
That was the last guy. You are there by what was the risk it? I
Don't think that there even is a risk for in the last circle. I don't see anyone
They didn't go to the ships and lose all in one by one. Yeah, exactly
I'm bringing everything second floor bring the shit as close as possible so we can jump up this corner right here
Yeah, and also repairing everything
I'm dropping on shit
Repair lakes
uh we've repaired those components that have loot like those um those i
said yeah like looters okay top city's
repair this so we can get the answer out of it
i'm i'm really bugging to the wall this is just lame
what fake clutch became real clutch yeah yeah yeah she did it
Every sniper that counteracted the fuck look dooper fuck said you have to deal with W means
I mean it is ages one stop it just one stop
Well, thank you to take goldfishes
we still have to go back to the old ship as well
the old old yeah yeah yeah yeah
for now maybe we dump all the loot onto the ship
that's it
just dump it on
yeah we need to go back to the old ship
before the sun comes in and we pick that up
oh guys we got a lot of time
yeah I met like overall that's the strategy
I mean
Bring a repair key, I don't know if we needed you but
Like boss a beam we have anything else left here
We this thing has like no spot
Yeah, you sir destroyed I'm gonna fix it. I'm gonna fix it. We have no
We got a moment. Yeah, I think the loot here. What if it's not good enough first of stall they thought I think
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Was a machine going to their ship like crazy everything was breaking down which is in my screen it
Well, it was top the bottom of that much on screen. Yo, I don't even we make it. We make it there. Yeah
It's a small ship. Oh, well. Yeah, I mean goodbye to the first fashion to chase
Time for the second fashion
They're probably gonna spawn clank is here so just get ready.
What about the enemy? What's the middle of it?
They're shooting people.
They're like one-taps them.
Oh it's auto!
No it's not.
We have EMP rifle by the way.
It's two bullets on this particular one.
Yeah if you shoot like actual people like on the cannons you just one-taps them.
Yeah, the red 17, you get a free bullet every time you do a bullet.
That's your fault, that works. You get a free bullet every time you do a bullet.
48 months free.
Oh, I'm talking myself.
Trust this guy with us right
here.
Clutch out.
Yeah.
I don't really use that.
I don't think you would ever do
some fuck that.
What's that?
He's looking at me.
He's jumping up and down.
Oh, oh, shit.
Oh, hey, chill, chill, clutch.
Wait, why does he keep cucking it back? I don't get it. Yeah, this outlaw mode is really bad. I gotta remove that
All right, someone go ahead this thing. No clutch here. Yo, are you the fake clutch man?
Was that a fucking player?
Call the extract someone one person. I'm going I'm going I'm going
No, it's Clankers
All right, so, um, Jesse, I think I think he's good
I think it's cool, too, but like what was all that other shit you were doing though, bro
Like you know I'm saying like before this like yesterday in earlier, you know
Is it not here in orbit on this this is the orbital guy. Yeah, this was him
Wait, what about the eight orbitals?
Yeah, but yeah, you tell the use flares for responses like red for no
Okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Go ahead. Well, why do you pull that out? I don't know. Okay, Jesse
Go ahead. Ask him the question with the players. So
What why were you the one that shot us with the thing yesterday?
Green flare for guess red for it for now. Yeah, there's some good items in here if you guys want them
Green flare for yes. Okay. Why do you have to know? No, you can't say why. Okay. You can't say why
Was it fun?
What the fuck
He said yes
Are you over that now though this is more fun
Okay
Yeah, yeah
Wait, is he on our like if he dies here, will he okay?
He actually was helping the whole time pretty hard
What the fuck, am I getting hit?
Clutch, Clutch I got a question.
Uh, yes, green flare, red no flare, um, or I mean, yeah.
Fucking, do you want to die?
No, don't kill me, it's fine, I mean, yes, what were the others?
He actually, he low key clutch, he didn't, like, that's what I was thinking.
I don't think that one hurts.
I don't think Clutch.
No, no, no, he kept coming next to me, like, trying to, you know, suckin' us off.
He was uh, he was like trying to like you know, in anyway you want to take a shot or something
We're kind of anyway, I don't think we can look the other shoulder. Oh, yeah, we can
Holy fuck though. I think we've been cool. And we're locked in. I mean we lost thank you
The next school streams in a while
XQC, but I mean we got out
Here you need blending still or no, okay
Survive to tell the story. What I don't even touch the
the the rope wait what happened maybe because we're the only one left I don't
understand we just lost we just lost no we actually came out on top we didn't
We got three EMPs by the way.
The only thing we lost was the price of the Tramporter which was excellent.
Yeah, I would do that.
Where's my stuff?
I don't have any of your guns.
I did feel legendary just thank you for that.
Your team lost the Trampler.
Wow, I have the base, by the way.
Yeah, we did.
That was the first batch and now we have to build the second batch.
Wait, I luck- wait, what the fuck? I lost my stuff.
That's never leaves that fast, he had a-
I lost my stuff!
Bro, I had purple fucking revolvers!
They're gone!
Are you sure?
No, not by itself.
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm- I'm- I didn't get nothing.
You didn't extract-
It didn't give me a fucking chance to extract, I just said,
We fucking survived the tale of the story.
It's a bug of Gamers of the Man.
Yeah, reset your shit.
Chat, just pay attention if it's different pants.
And if it is, don't even bring it up.
Yeah, I think this guy's shit was pants.
Try playing it off.
Oh, shit.
That's all good.
That's what he's known for.
I heard he's done it a few times. I've heard he shit himself a couple of times
Yeah, he'd be shit
You shade him for him. He's he's de shitter
Well this guy's sick
Bro is farting in the most diabolical
again
Well, let's just say, I never did the challenge from ever.
Yo, did you get the items that were on your person?
Not in the box, but in the next level.
Wow, I didn't know.
Yeah, me either, I lost everything.
My orange sniper's gone.
My two purple revolvers and all my C4 and everything are gone.
I'll test for and get out.
I kept mine.
I just did.
Wait, yo, that's why,
like if you finish the lobby on foot,
you get penalized for it?
No, that's probably because there's a weird,
I mean that's how to, X,
the WSNL, there was no like change for me to go on the road.
No, no, me neither.
It's just, it's what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like they give you a free extract,
it's always you win the lobby, so free extract,
But we don't get the answer, we keep on ourselves.
Jesse, did you have an orange sever?
Yeah, but it was a sniper that I was holding
that I killed off someone.
Oh yeah, wait, so did you rope?
Yeah, I roped.
Oh, okay, yeah.
So I had-
But I bin had the sniper, I'm saying.
No, no, I also had orange on my hands.
You are not a slick buggy,
you just shoot on that innocent chair.
Even if you turn the lights off-
I also have purple armor, I have purple armor.
Yeah, we didn't get our stuff eggs purple armor. I've never seen him before I don't know where we need that it has literal metal on it
So the reality is that that was like ultra max loss I mean, I mean, but but
We did get a brain 70 and we replaced a 40 with an experiment 80
It was just a max loss inventory like it wasn't like max loss anything else. So you just lost your beer that the ship
Yeah, yeah, but
I lost two purple motherfucking revolvers. It was shoveled before that's bad. Yeah, ten fucking C4 bunch of men like what the fuck man
Yeah, yeah, needs to be fixed. It's not shit
Yes, I happen is I took extract and then it just counted for both of you at the same time
Which is just I need another invite by the way, but I
Think I'm done. I'm sure they go again before that well wasn't I think overall what you would do you build a
double-decker only right with storage at the bottom like I'm gonna storage it and
just like two cannons and you make full speed and you just go around like yeah I
don't think we need that much you just do that you do the shield like even the
shields don't even matter they're wait for what like you they're breaking past
the wall anyways so it doesn't matter yeah also this cover
I never reacted to a shit like that because you hit anywhere and it hits the ship.
It's a reactor. This is such a shit reactor.
What about one of the mini ones?
On a tiny build? No, you can't because that's not a reactor.
Oh, they're just extras? Yeah.
Yeah, I think having a reactor right in the middle like that is any angle
they shoot once they break the balls it's over right yeah yeah I like one side
reactor I like one side having it so when I'm pivoting I could we could have
guns on one side engine on the other side and I could like actually pivot and
they will never hit our engine ever I'm mad on mind that either
We don't need a force that in my chat. So is that over kill? It's didn't over kill, though
GG's naughty. Yo, GD's boys
That was actually good though. That was we came out on top after getting clapped up at the end by fucking 19 fucking bums
Yeah, I mean we'll get the I mean you're are you still up or are you down?
What what the fuck does that mean? Am I up on the gear? Yeah, like you have cannons and stuff
Or did you just get like?
I mean I have shitties. I got one blue and one red and yeah, I want to save those when we go though
Okay, yeah next time next time. I
Well, do you wish to enjoy the game?
She does that she fun. Yeah. Yeah, she's
Yeah, we gotta make sure to give him some loot.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure he is broke now.
I mean that tank is really bad too, but yeah.
Thank you everybody, Loki.
Yeah.
What if you do like this, you can't say anything, do you like that?
If you can't see shit, I like how compact it is, I think it's cool shit, no?
Oh, is that... we've never used that before, have we? The repair inside the room thing?
That one?
No.
Yeah, I wanted to try that. I think that one's good.
Loot complements fall, uh...
Uh, let me just say it real quick.
Yeah, and then like put all the guns on the other side, you know what I mean?
Yeah, so that would work, right?
I have videos for the comment down below.
We might as well put storage there, right?
No, we can't.
Well, Joe, what would you put down here?
Maybe some loot?
Maybe like an L shape of loot?
Is discord work at a loss?
Probably, like most things, yes.
It has to, right?
Yeah, definitely, probably.
It's just the way they're monetizing, right?
Like, it just smells like that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Before I go, when the fuck are we doing trio days E?
What's happening?
Oh
It's like a non-sniper server I'm fucking down. Yeah, yeah, we get one of the servers with the
There's a lot of servers that have active admins just following us all the time when I play with something they do that
So yeah, that's like a most important thing really
Thank you, man. Oh that one is small I thought it was an L shape
Wait, that's small? So LHBC, right?
Wait, that works. Yeah, so we're good.
Yeah, I like the simpler stuff. I mean, look at it. Look at it. It's simple and it's really fucking tanky.
Yeah, like some would say, like our last ship was such a maze that like,
like it's good on paper, but actually traversing it and having to do any of the duties on the ship during a fight is hell.
Like, the driver has to just stay a driver.
I can't go if I go and try to engine us I get lost like
I would put place on this though. Yeah, I mean chat I should probably get the corner guns the corner armor guns
I think so that the most important ones thoughts
And then you do like something at the beak
Some like a...
Some like this.
For boarding?
Oh, I actually know. Watch this.
Thoughts?
are going to make.
Just so that you don't get hit from the back when you're jogging?
Uh, yes. Yes.
That or stairs, whatever's not as heavy.
Those might be heavier than stairs.
Are they?
I don't know.
Oh, I think there's something that needs to be played tonight.
I think I agree with the chat on that.
Dude, plates felt useless to me.
Am I wrong?
Everything was going through it.
Was there a this or the big ones? A simHP?
I mean, I think this is nice.
I mean, personally.
Thoughts? I think it's simple.
It's a square.
Three-corner guns, square.
And of course, you shoot less from the side
It has an engine. You don't want to be on that side, right?
Yeah, I like that because I'm never gonna get hit unless they just destroy the front. Yeah, I like that.
I think it's a lunch, makes sense.
The requirements, they're at the bottom, but I mean, we can always remove the...
Another month. If it were just for me, you know what I would do.
You met once at the gym in your hometown.
Yeah, it's a Q&A script.
I was the guy talking about the Overwatch custom games with Calvin days.
No, it's not about that.
I forgot. D much love from Laval.
Yeah much love.
I need for a welcome to the jungle. I got it back in 2018. Have a good one.
Okay, very much like that.
By the way, I just remembered something.
Um...
You know what I would do instead? I'd say fuck all this.
Not always, but look.
I
Haven't does that this image so janky I go I can't grab the fucking plate
Oh my god brother man
Nope, he just won't do it
Could please have them come to the jungle instead please
I'll just another time, I don't understand that much
I think
I'd rather have storage here all the guns and shit you know I mean like I put
like an L shape thing like this so it's accessible and I would just remove the
fucking doors on it like this yeah storage top is just so nice to you when
you like have to go to another ship and just transfer the loot in it us just
having all the loot at top just makes it so much easier yeah oh just go inside
Watch this.
Now, I think this is dumb, right? But look, L shape in, L shape out, and it protects us.
Oh, I see, yeah, because it uses the one wall.
Hey, that's kind of good.
How expensive is that when you do that? Oh, yeah, it's cheap as fuck. It's a lot of weight though.
Oh yeah, minus 3 maneuverability.
I've never seen that.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wha- what?
Yeah, I've never seen minus 3.
That's a new record.
Jack, I like this chassis though.
It's quick as fuck and it's maneuverable.
It helps.
Oh, Jesse.
Easy.
Engine.
Engine.
61 with the engine on it.
I like that, yeah. That's good.
And look. That's good.
And we're here. Now you have the top loot.
And form a looter. Yeah, that's four though.
I need to really, really give it a shot by that though.
Why is that over here?
I noticed it, by the way.
Is this fucking bugged up?
What the?
Wait, my holding bugged it.
No, no, look, they just get hacked.
Look at 140,000 weights.
Spamzy.
It's just bugged.
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