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07-09-2026 · 8h 33m
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Hello?
Is this on?
I just walk into it.
Yeah, I showered and I started my shoe. Like right now.
Also sometimes I feel like my hearing is better.
I can hear myself talking and I hate that.
Still, I don't like my voice. I just don't hear myself talking, you know what I mean?
I like these headphones because I don't hear so much.
Cuz I just had like opening your headphones back in days, and I really can't show you that it's so bad
That was great. I
Had a stuff done and talked to my my family and shit
It's an online kick I should be that right
It should be
This is it is on my end
Um, it's just bugged the one
Chases keep alive and I'll get it
I'm confused welcome
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
Yeah, hold on, give me more time.
It's a kick issue, I mean, okay, I got it.
Thank you.
Anyway, hello, champ.
Good morning, champ.
It's time for the...
Oh, yeah, thanks for coming.
Have a good...
Hello, champ.
Good to see you.
How are you doing?
Good to see you, champ.
Um...
Now a couple months I'm beyond for like a week at this love I get
Yeah, I love the couple as well, but it's the same beyond so it is
Hey, but I knew what news what happened
Our pal world woman are interesting, but maybe watch it down a little bit
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I know that there's like some steak thing going on, but I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is, but I don't know what it is, but I don't know what it is, but
I know that there's like some some staking they invited me to this big exciting low-key
I'm like I might go there but I will see cuz it's kind of nearby. Oh, yeah
Well, it's just it's just it's just some stake thing. It's like some like some like watch players. I'm sure like that
It's kind of cool. I will see them
I haven't been reported I just choose I just chose to be a home a little bit more
You know, but a person healthy right alias excuse you and
and
Like I'm 30, you know what I mean?
So being nearby a family, it doesn't matter what I want with them, you know what I mean?
Like you don't have your people forever.
Like I get that.
You know what I mean?
So I don't want to be nearby.
Family is like a big part of your life.
So, I, yeah.
36 months, that's a long time play variety.
Um
I'm gonna start
Let's get some work done today
Yeah, I don't even pick up on pay I don't think it's sort of something so it's at least sourced out until like a bunch of days
I don't know why I do I guess I don't know why okay when I start they come up almost not gonna be on I was like
You know, I'm not I'm um, I'm I yeah, okay
I went on strike is a chair. You want to go out of nature? I went on strike it
I thought that I thought she was not I thought that the zone was nobody 82 months, but it's fuck this
And we're on strike in glad to see all of us are still here much love from the jungle my dude excuse you
It's a hunger striker
All right slow down how do you see that man?
I want to do an actual campsite too.
Fuck you X, QC Alley.
Like they have to sleep outside in shape.
Interesting.
I don't know much about this, but it's good, it's good.
So that's what I like about them.
Personnel, did Mark go in or lose?
I don't know, just run.
True, actually true.
That's actually true.
She was pretty exciting though.
There were 111 missile shots by the Islamic Republic of Japan.
There was shot of the aircraft carrier.
I told the sir yesterday we had 111 missile shots by the Islamic Republic of Japan.
There was shot of the...
The what?
Interesting.
Yeah, it's also... yeah, very interesting, alright?
Okay, okay, what the actual fuck is that he's watching?
Black Ops 2? I thought it was Black Ops 5 or some shit. What?
Egypt coach says, I'm going to say what I think, because there's a fixed game. Everyone's
sorry. Did you actually say that? Did you actually say that? That's based on it. I mean it.
When is cops locked please speed I need this?
Yeah, true. Yeah, true chat guys if you don't get scored on it the enemy team can't win
If you don't want Argentina to win it won't I guess come and play
Chat if you don't conceal a goal consider go the anything cannot win the game
They must have a score to win it. So you can't say that the game is fixed and you let the ball go in
To read times it is possible
Roll you can't complain if the ball goes in buddy. Just block the fucking ball like what I did
Under my games
You know when I play I brought them all and then we need we get through it on and we want it. Jesus Christ says it all
I'm interesting
John pork taught Shakespeare how to write is that simple and that's a different language to remember we talked about different languages
John no seven six or seven
I don't know. John Pork was the one who wrote down the first theory of relativity.
He worked with Albert Einstein on these ideas, but it was John Pork's idea.
He equals f6 squared. Energy equals mass times the circumference of the Earth, whatever that means.
Einstein played the violin? John Pork created the first violin out of a redwood forest tree?
Were Robin Hood used to live?
Yo, what the fuck?
Okay, okay, really really that's crazy
It's not genius fuck you just fuck you. It's not genius
Yeah, what about you little buddy?
But I enjoy it every Monday.
Chad, it's a hobby.
Aren't you going to run out of money?
No, because I'll get paid.
No.
I lost four million dollars in the casino in seven years.
Because I'll get paid.
I mean, Chad, RGP kicks in, and Shirley.
Do you have a game with that?
How are you?
enjoy it's a hobby. If I had a problem I'd be starving. I'd be harking this watch. My
championship rings. I would sell my house. I would do this. My wife would let me off.
She'd be starving. My kids would be... I do not have a problem. I enjoy gambling soon
whenever I'll walk away from this game. I think that's the only thing that people
will say was a bad thing about Michael Jordan. Could soon be after this year?
Could be.
He said could be.
Only based class.
He is a great leader, a great leader. He did great things in their economy.
He is a great leader, a great leader of the free economy. We love him very much.
But who is he? A friend of Israel.
And he came to the election, I was told.
It was not a surprise that one of them had this kind of attitude and knew how to vote.
He's 39.
Yes, and there are also two groups that do it in the public.
I'm a computer speaking. What does that mean?
President is needed for a registered social post. It's charged.
Have you completely conceded the Minecraft record to force in?
No, I'll stream it. I'll show you the first letter.
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Anyway
What is this
Beep beep beep
I'll get it
And I'll get it
Shoutout to Kiddo from Discord.
Uh, ought to raise his dog whistle, it makes sense. I get it. Interesting. Okay.
Uh, I end up with these links too. I have something funny.
You know, I was just thinking to myself, fuck Israel. And everything.
you know I was just thinking to myself you know I was just thinking to myself
Fuck, Israel.
And everything I've ever known.
Okay.
You know, I was...
No.
Stop getting! No one's gonna get me!
No!
He tried too hard to see some thirsty kind.
He tried to do reverse psychology.
You had to play this for eight months, game?
Yo, everybody is ridding in summer right now.
No! Don't suck!
No.
I'll get it.
What's that in Baatwinspa?
Alpha, for example, nothing.
What's that in Baatwinspa?
Alpha, for example, nothing.
Cheers.
Okay.
Me and Sonia now, for example, nothing.
nothing.
I was just, I was just, I was off streaming and I was switching, I guess, I was sweating.
Do I have nothing to click on?
I was, I wasn't too bad.
I said, if I watch your stream, I will not have a genuine.
If you remember me, my wish was to watch you catch the one time only shiny Ray Quazin
on Coblamon.
I am watching the stream right now so you can go ahead.
I only have one day left.
Thank you very much, Mr. Cow.
My coach was about right. I got it. But what was about I got it? I got it on my on my 20th ball
I could throw an older one and I can't even fucking water
I trust you
You promise me that you never take power. Why am I a panelist on fresh?
You convinced me that this was your home!
That I was your home!
What do you know about me?
I'm sorry, honey.
And it's me.
You've come to the galaxy.
You've destroyed thousands of worlds.
I get it, I get it.
He's doing what he has to do to complete the, the, the prophecy, right?
And they don't get it, so they get mad at it.
Oh no, do you do that?
Right?
Why should I refuse?
Oh no.
Okay.
Because it's meant to destroy you.
We plan to strike at the core of the Pearl Power.
You intend to kill Paul?
We're being changed.
Idiot. Give to Sino-Death Boys.
I found someone.
Am I good or...
The future has a way of talking to me.
I can't see what's ahead.
How does it feel to be human like everyone else Paul treated?
Fear isn't better.
You have no fear.
Fear.
I fear this only.
This only gonna treat you.
Nothing told that was one.
I
Give me water pro I've done
Huh
I do that
Um
For all I've done
That is the one thing that
Check I think I like it
Chani this leads good look at this more action in the other dunes. All right, which is good
It looks like a gold to the ball and but it's like you do a bunch of stuff like they
Do like some battles and there's a solution to be some some spaceship stuff. I like that
I need you oh
I mean, I hope it's good because I feel like both movies are almost like a build-up for the third one. I didn't squeak there
Yes, I like you I think you do the movie
Yeah, I like it. I do the either sort of out of place chat in my room
chat
So Robert looks over at a place
like
Yeah, he looks odd. He looks odd. He looks a little bit like in The End of Time, the new one.
Yeah, pressure.
It's literally part of the wind that's on my neck.
Yeah.
Um, anyway.
Okay, Joe.
Anything, uh, I actually...
I think it was a little bit longer. I mean, I'll watch it later.
Um, what the fuck is that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my front page is cooked.
It's cooked a little bit.
All right.
That's cute.
I actually had some of these when I was younger.
Actually, my cousins had some.
They had Flyer, they had Batman, and they had...
I think they had three of them.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Bottom left.
Pepe, you laugh.
Bottom left.
Stop it, yo!
Why does it always send me to the S?
It always sends me to the S.
Fuck, man.
I'm not a good girl, man.
Can a robot turn a canvas
into a piece of masterpiece?
I did like some clanker to clanker like like messaging or something like that.
I didn't like clank a dog whistle like what the fuck was that
Okay
Check, is it the same butt that took 22 hours to view the fucking laundry or what?
Okay.
And there goes the boss at operation.
My father, Larry Wayne Pettisea.
Welcome back, ye olde.
The shiny Rayquaza was a one time thing.
After it is pawns it's gone. You came unprepared. It's gone now.
You're wrong.
And night before, there was three women walking down the street that way.
I saw. I said, hey, you three women. Why are y'all walking down the street that way?
The shiny Rayquaza was a one-time thing. After it is pawns it's gone. You came unprepared.
OH MY-
Don't know, holy fucking shit!
Oh, buddy, buddy, donation, we understand it, there is just gone, I get it, I'll get it later, Christ, man.
Cainio, come rub this guy gently.
I don't know what to do with it.
Weird champ, why didn't you get the shiny requaser?
The shiny requaser was a one time thing.
I thought you did not take it.
Oh my fucking god.
Look at this fucker.
I just want to check on my pussy too.
Cheers.
Yeah, it wasn't the relationship between the video and the code.
Very good link, I like that.
Buster bitch that's
Dude, it wasn't funny, uh, usually putting else in this thing is more funny. Just annoying
Okay, yeah, yeah
If you download these links are fucking don't you anything is fucking annoying?
Yo, can we just show for like a one minute?
Just one minute, one minute.
See, let's watch something, just to reset the vibes.
Yeah, watch this.
["Hall of Fameers"]
You're at a high stakes private poker game
at a $17 million New York townhouse.
You meet all these cool guys.
He says you should call him floppy.
This one is Hulk Hogan.
And this guy looks just like NBA Hall of Famer
Portland Trailblazers head coach Chauncey Billups, but for legal reasons, he isn't.
That's the whole reason you're here.
To rub elbows with celebrities and tough guys.
And make bank.
But tonight won't go as planned.
You're about to get royally screwed.
For years, star-studded underground poker games were held all over the United States,
and allegedly, they were rigged.
The alleged cheating is said to have been so elaborate, so thoroughly, even professional
poker players were duped.
To figure out how all this supposedly worked, we went down some wild rabbit holes.
All it takes is one guy at the table who's suddenly a mind reader.
Every time he's got your beef, he calls, and every time you've got him beat, he thaws.
In this video, we'll cover the three main methods that we've seen the last.
They think they're playing poker.
You know you're not.
This is how a shadowy, elusive cheating ring that ties to the mob allegedly made millions
working poker games.
I have to be awful.
Much of all reporting is based on the claims of the United States Department of Justice
as outlined in their official documents.
But the cases mentioned are ongoing and all defendants are innocent until proven guilty.
Get a drink.
Have a seat.
It's time to play fool.
you need a refresher okay tonight we're playing Texas hold them right away
yeah it works what no abozo these are your car excuse me now peek at them
carefully so no one sees you don't touch other people's why is it Adam what's
not done okay your cars are a jack and a ten of clubs that's really good
All under.
Then everyone bends.
For now, just toss in the minimum.
In this game, that's $100.
The next round is the flop.
The dealer burns the top card and puts three cards on the board face-over.
These are shared cards.
That's a...
That's a straight draw.
That king and queen could be great for you.
Next is the second betting round.
You can match the bet of the player before you.
If you're feeling confident, you can raise it.
You can raise it, if your hand just plain sucks, you can fold.
In the next round, the dealer adds a fourth card to the board.
Bang, fair.
Then there's another betting round and one last card added.
Finally, it's showdown time.
The final betting round before it's time to show your cards.
Then the player with the strongest hand wins.
In order from weakest to strongest,
these are the hands in poker.
High card, like, I've got an ace, meh.
A pair, two of anything, the higher the better.
two pair same idea but twice three of a kind three is better than two straight five consecutive cards
for example queen high straight is eight nine ten jack queen okay i get it five five diamonds five
hearts etc full house three of a kind and a pair like three sevens and two nines four of a kind
two of a kind that you lost four eight kings etc jet straight flood you are still my duty
I think full house shouldn't be worth that much.
I think full house is more of them than straight, but it's worth more.
A straight and a flush, like peanut butter and chocolate.
Four, five, six, seven, and eight.
And they're all close.
Loyal flush.
A flush with all of the fanciest cards.
Ten, Jack, Queen, King, Ace, all of the same suit.
Your Jack and your Ten combine perfectly.
King, the Queen, and the Ace.
That gives you a straight.
a nice hand but no one lets you take advantage of it every time you try to
raise someone folds so the pot stays pretty low and you win but not much it
almost feels like they knew how good your hand was but how because they're
fucking this is a marked deck you can tell this is a two of spades a six of
hearts and ace of clubs the secret of these two parts of the card this flower
the flower thingy in these triangles.
For the two of spades, the flower's top petal is colored in.
So is the bottom triangle.
Six of hearts, base of clubs.
This is just one example.
There is many systems for this
as there are playing card designs.
You could dent your cards slightly,
file down the sides, scuff them up good.
But anyone at the table could notice these marks.
Yeah, and yeah, that's...
In a high stakes game like this.
Wouldn't that last is a look at UV.
Almost invisible.
This might call for luminous work.
To see the marks on this card, you need special glasses or contacts.
You buy them from specialized dealers.
This is old technology.
Here's an ad for luminous cards in the 1927 KC Card Company catalog.
Special glasses furnished free with first order.
The company claimed to have invented the term luminous for this type of cheating.
But according to gambling expert Jason England,
The principle of cheating the hidden markings and special glasses goes all the way back to the old way
Cheating experts
England says that by 1929 this kind of cheating had gone mainstream
The KC card company even got a little touchy about it. We originated this work. No one else has the real thing. They're aware of spurious imitations
Today the tools of the trade are sold online
Sellers claim their contacts let you see ultraviolet marks on the cards
Which is why I said that internet card cheating merch of them since scientifically that makes no sense
A normal person can't see ultraviolet markings.
A typical human eye can perceive wavelengths of 700 to 380 nanometers.
The ultraviolet spectrum is below 400 nanometers.
In theory, you could perceive a little sliver of UV light at the end of the visible range,
but the lens of your eye filters it out.
The real explanation for the glasses and contacts is a lot safer.
It's not a mutation, but you have to know.
You can make your own limitless cards.
So what we do is we take a very, very light green ink and then you paint it onto the back
of our red playing card.
The B67 is a great card game for that.
It's a line across the back of our card, which tells us it's a high card, but the
faint green ink gets lost on the red card and that's the idea.
There's probably something about the human eye that makes it difficult to resolve those
two colors under normal circumstances so certainly if you painted the green ink on very very lightly
it would be difficult to see chatty's full at all unless you use that red filter to help you
distinguish between the two marks. The glasses and contacts are tinted red. When you put them on
they act as a filter allowing red light through but blocking other colors. All the white parts turn
and red with the green becomes a lot of color.
Well, it doesn't have scanners in it.
It turns out that everything that
passes through a dark red filter, like this one,
is going to try to turn some shade of red.
And if this red filter can't resolve whatever color
you start with into a shade that we would recognize as red,
it's going to do the best it can.
And what that means is that a lot of colors pass through
and just wind up on this side of the filter
as sort of just an ugly muddled shade of gray.
Okay, but what do I give it as then?
You could probably make this work with other colors.
Some older glasses are tinted blue.
There are even rumors of modern versions
without any perceptible tint at all.
And you can buy pre-marked cards
which look even fancier, something like this.
Either way, if someone is wearing the right lenses,
everyone's cards are an open, slightly psychedelic-looking book.
Okay.
But guys' eyes look a little red.
Okay, if you go to a game, right,
and you just put all the glasses and go,
Yo, dude, this is fucked. I mean, yeah, you bust that much.
Cards marked?
If that's what's going on, there's no way you can win.
Because in poker, the only thing more important than having the best hand is knowing whether or not you do.
The game just started, and it's already way sketchier than playing poker in a casino.
Which raises the question, why would you come to a private poker game anyway?
Now, I did this at the double verse. Like this, I did it at the double lead.
So you can get it, it's called swag.
So it's reflective, but it's swag.
So the people are not even looking at me,
because there's two mesmerizers that it looks.
See shit?
That's just pure swag.
I mean, you wouldn't get it.
I mean, you wouldn't get it.
Well, you can make a lot of money at these games.
But basically, it's lunchtime.
And you want to say cool things like this guy.
No, he's not Chauncey Phillips. You need to let that go.
But he is a famous athlete, and he's the whale.
Whales are brought into private card games to attract fish like you.
People who want the thrill of rubbing up against a little bit of stardom while feeling a little bit naughty, too.
And who knows, maybe this incredibly famous person will really like you, right?
The thing is, everyone knows that's why you're here.
They were counting on it.
In fact, they saw you coming a mile away. It wasn't that hard.
Cheaters actually took your money half a dozen times on the way to this game remember those chips you bought from the bodega
Tell your change tell me how about the meter in the cab? Oh, and that sim card you bought at the airport
You didn't read the fine print did you and you thought you were so cool buying a burner?
Trip isn't working against you. Not that it'll help
Hey, we're here in New York to announce a historic arrest across a wide-sweeping
sweeping criminal enterprise that envelops both the NBA and La Casa Nostra.
On October 23, 2025, FBI Director Cash Patel announces that more than 30 people have been
arrested for participating in what he calls a mind-boggling fraud operation.
The operation is supposed to be meant to La Casa Nostra, the mafia.
Which for some reason, the director of the FBI keeps calling La Casa Nostra, La Casa
Nostra, and La Casa Nostra.
La Casa Nostra.
La Casa Nostra.
The first part of this game allegedly involves sports betting fraud by NBA players.
The FBI's investigation into it is really, actually, not a joke, called...
Operation Nothing But Bet?
The second part, Operation Royal Flush, concerns allegedly rigged poker games held all across
the United States since 2019.
According to the government, these games cheated people out of at least $7.15 million.
This is Doug Polk.
He's a professional poker...
They only give a shit because they couldn't get the tax on it literally.
I mean, yo, yo, literally only because the tax was enough.
Otherwise they wouldn't be thinking that about it.
Maybe too low.
I would estimate the number is dramatically higher than what we know
because oftentimes in these poker games people will settle in cash,
they'll settle in crypto in all these different ways.
I would not be surprised for this to easily be in the nine-figure range.
You know, I know a few guys alone that get into the eight-figure range
So I have to imagine that there are a lot of people involved here to get that number much much higher
Victims identities haven't been officially disclosed
Professional poker players
To play poker they're looking for these spots to make money while there certainly were a number of poker professionals
That lost big in these games. I would not say you anytime anything happens in the video chat like you say that it was just
I would say that it was there were people from all types different areas of the industry in the poker world
These games seem to have gotten a little bit of a reputation.
Way back in May 2023,
pro poker player Matt Berkey spilled a little tea.
There was this game.
It started in L.A. and then it came to Vegas for a few days
and it was all built around Trotsky-Pillips.
I had heard about the game
and the person who told me about it was like,
look, I know the game runs.
I'm telling you 100% this game is on the up and up.
And I was like, well, I...
Who just farted?
...I don't have any people that are involved
and I'm telling you 100% that it is not.
I'm not helping out.
And it obviously was for sure confirmed to be cheated.
The indictment says Billips and former NBA player
Damon Jones were these games' face cards.
In the wider poker world, they're called whales.
Honestly, talking about this case,
the authorities don't lingo around
like they're auditioning for an 80s cop movie.
My message to the defendants
who've been rounded up today is this.
Your winning streak has ended.
Your luck has run out.
Violating the law is a losing proposition,
and you can bet on that.
The Department of Justice says its proof
includes financial records,
witness testimony, and surveillance photos.
Plus text messages, audio and video recordings,
and photos taken from defendants' phones
and iCloud accounts.
Notably, those of Shane Sugarhanen
and Robert Black-Rob Stroud.
One especially weird possible source of information
has generated a lot of speculation online.
than the world's comfort.
You better not.
You can't hold me, man.
You can't hold me.
This is Gilbert Aranis, a former NDA player.
He posted this on the day of his arrest
about three months before the FBI's big bust.
Aranis was accused of renting out his mansion
for illegal high stakes poker games as far back as 2021.
Players were said to have been provided with drinks,
massages, and the companionship of young men.
The person allegedly hired him as young man.
didn't they use a tightly put as well?
Was that in another case?
Jorah Gershman.
Setting Israeli authorities, prosecutors
said this was the right-hand man of the alleged head
of an organized crime group in Israel.
Among other things, the prosecutors
tied this group to drug trafficking, human trafficking,
and illegal gambling.
From Gershman, they said, Israeli organized crime
was doing business in L.A. and the indictment
tied Gershman to Gilbert Arenas.
And yet, just a few hours after being arrested,
Gilbert Orenas posted himself dancing.
He says he had nothing to do with the games,
in which case these custom poker tables
the government took pictures of must have been fanfributes.
Weirdly, Orenas also suggests that in exchange
for his freedom, he may have cut a deal.
What?
Some real subtle, actually.
A few months later, the FBI arrests
Chauncey Billips and the rest.
The next day, Orenas seems to double down
on the snitching thing.
A big wreck in here.
You see, I'm the, hey, what's going on?
What's going on?
It's my lunch, man.
I was talking too much.
The show must go on.
The Blazers wasn't going to win anyway.
The best thing they knew was their coach.
Later on, he says it was trolling.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
What his story really shows is just how inherently murky the world of illegal gambling is.
Interesting.
There were so many different branches of this, right?
Because it started off, as I understand, there were a couple of different people.
I thought it was going to end there.
You know, Chauncey Phillips was involved in some capacity early on.
But the reality is that as it splintered, we saw these little subgroups, right?
Like, there was a Miami team, there was an LA team.
I've heard something about the Israeli mafia in the LA one specifically.
There was a New York ranch.
Even here in Texas, we had some people that were trying to run these games.
So the FBI may have busted a criminal conspiracy.
Or maybe the arrests were just the tip of the iceberg.
Was it this large entity or was it just someone that was a part of that entity, right?
Was it just one guy who happened to also be in the mafia?
Was it one guy that happened to also play in the NBA?
You can't really know everybody that was involved.
At least two of the rigged games are said to have been in New York.
According to the DOJ, there's something special about these games.
Before they were rigged, they were just regular underground poker games.
That's fine.
They were allegedly run by associates of the Bonanno, Gambino, and General V's crime
families.
Once they joined the treatment scheme, the mob got a cut.
I was saying, to me personally, I don't think it's a big...
Yeah, it's a crime.
It's not the craziest thing to have underground gambling games with any friends or whatever.
When it's rigged, it's a problem.
It's like a big enterprise shirt.
But otherwise, it's like, well, I mean, I don't give a shit.
In exchange, it handled protection and debt collection.
game was supposedly held here. Okay. 47. Yeah. And if you play with your boys for 10 bucks,
you're illegal. Then then you should be outraged. Oh, and I say, Oh, your boys played $10 game
on on on say, Oh my God, I'm so mad about this. Oh my God. Like it's the same thing.
But after higher up because the Derrick people, like it's not some crazy shit. It's gonna
make me lose to the night. Lexington Avenue. The DOJ links this game to the banana family.
It's just taxing the thing.
Oh!
Not Flappy and this is Porta GD, Hulk Hogan, Dragonfit, Casper and Bolivian
Chauncey. Their names might sound like the credits from Goodfellas, but they're a
professional crew that has plenty of ways of taking your money. Marked cards are
just the start.
Actually, maybe this game isn't so bad. It's hours later and you seem to be on a
winning streak. Turns out that one guy isn't wearing contacts, he just has
You're still down 60k, but your luck is obviously changed.
Or has it?
According to the FBI, cheating teams plan their strategy in real time using group chats.
Why don't they allow them to go to the games and have a little card back and when they
get the card they put a card back on it.
Or they hide it behind a little thing.
All this time, they're in control.
There could be a camera inside this chip tray scanning the cards as they're dealt.
It could be this thing.
This isn't a phone.
It's a poker analyzer.
See that camera on the side?
What?
These have been around for a while.
This one's from the early 2010s.
Early versions were just decoys, but newer ones can actually make calls.
These methods work by scanning marked decks with an invisible barcode printed on the side.
What?
The DOJ claims the cheating teams in the rigged games used both.
And then there's the table you're sitting at.
The DOJ says the rigged game's used an x-ray table that can read cards based on the table.
He doesn't specify exactly what that means, but Jason England has an idea.
It always gets reported as an x-ray table.
It's not.
There's no x-rays involved.
Yeah, no shit.
It's like they're called a light table.
It was invented in the early 1990s.
And basically the way it works is if you have a strong enough light source, you can shine
it right through a paper or paper.
Yeah, and you just pin it there.
Of course, in a normal circumstances, that would be so bright.
It would be uncomfortable to look at.
You'd be going like this the whole time.
So you get a big glass table.
You put a piece of felt over that table.
And underneath the glass are hundreds of LEDs
that are only shining in the UV spectrum.
But you can't see it.
It's because it's got a human spectrum.
It's only in the UV spectrum.
But a camera above the table can see that light.
and it can still see right through a normal playing card.
That type of situation plays like marked cards,
but there's actually nothing on the cards
the table's doing all the work.
If he's right, every time you lay your cards down,
the cameras are picking up exactly what you're holding.
And an offsite member of the cheating team
is taking a good look.
This is the operator.
He sends the info to a member of the team sitting
right here at the table.
You know the wire.
The quarterback.
This could happen in a number of ways.
If you're going old school, they could use a thumper.
Concealed somewhere in the cheater's body,
it relays information in store thumps,
telling them what to do.
It's essentially a private Morse code.
Maybe long thumps indicate suit and short indicate the card.
Then two long thumps, followed by four short ones,
could mean four of hearts.
But the quarterback doesn't necessarily need
that much detail.
Thump this.
Maybe one thump means the fish has a weak hand.
String them along.
Two thumps means he has a strong hand.
tell what the mother would give the invite me at the chat
what if they fucking scum on the low key
what's that
what if the
kitchen among us right
make the cheater among us not cheat in a book again in real life though
in my summer she wins
online you can find all kinds of devices claiming to be modern updates on the
bumper
but why not just keep it simple
believe it or not
it's generally considered okay to use your phone what we miss
How is that related to the story?
There are plenty of ways he could get all the info he needs
Maybe his phone acts like a thumper one buzz means you've got a good hand two buzzes means you're weak
Or he's checking his messages between hands and whenever he folds
Either way, he's using the info to direct the play of everyone else at the table
There are plenty of ways to do this
What if he has an internal buzzer?
South Missola allegedly texted this little cheat sheet to the members of his team for a rigged game in Miami
This means if Mikey Renzuli has the best hand the quarterback will touch a $1,000
Jack, believe it or not, it's massive, it's inserted, it's buzzer.
But you're sure they're screwing you over somehow.
So bring on, gentlemen.
The final and maybe most elaborate cheating method
starts before the cards have even been dealt.
This is the Deckmate 2, a popular card shuffler,
a lot of people see it.
The Pragmatic is a saying.
A lot of other people use it, too.
The Department of Justice does it from this picture
of the disassembled strings and chain sugar
Henan's iCloud account.
Inside are more than 20 different shelves.
To shuffle a deck, the Deckmate 2 generates random numbers and puts cards in the corresponding shelves.
For example, the card in the top of the deck might go to shelf 12, but the next one going to shelf 3.
Eventually, the whole deck gets shuffled in this random order.
According to the manufacturer, Light and Wonder, the whole thing takes just over 20 seconds,
and the Deckmate 2 also has this little camera inside, so it can identify every card that passes through.
The idea is that it can detect whether there are any irregularities in the deck,
if certain cards are missing or doubled up, and since it can identify cards, it can shuffle
them in a specific order too, so if you want the deck neatly organized by card and soup,
and it can potentially do a lot more than that, because the deckmate too can be hacked.
Security researcher and consultant Joseph Tartaro prove-
I'm telling you, online casinos, online games, I'm telling you, even though the cards are
in the shoe, I'm telling you this shit can print new cards on the fly.
I don't know how, by some molecular level, heimstein, hawking shit, they can print out
a brand new set of cards as they go out, I mean I'm telling you, it's just some fucking
it's some scientist shit.
This is a handle of a secure account from Blackhawk USA back in 2023.
Two years later he showed Wired how it's done.
On the back of the Deckmate 2, there's a USB port and an Ethernet port.
If you can access these ports, you can hack the shuffler.
The Deckmate 2's design is supposed to protect its code from being messed with.
Every time the Shuffler is started, the firmware creates a hash of its own code.
This unique string of characters is like a snapshot of the state of the code at that
moment.
The firmware then checks that against a verification hash.
If the code hasn't been messed with, the two should be the same.
But Tartaro and his colleagues changed the verification hash, making it match their altered
version of the code.
Suddenly, the Deckmate 2 couldn't tell it had been interfered with.
Tartaro installed the altered code with a Raspberry Pi.
He had also connected the Shuffler to his phone via Bluetooth.
Every time a deck got shuffled the deckmate to sent him the exact order
Start of a poker hand the deck gets cut changing the order in a random way
Tartaro found a way around that matter
Just to know the car was a same once a single car has been dealt at that point
They can just re-sync it like what the one specific position at the table
Yeah, to see for the flop whatever
Let's say the player at C3 has a two of clubs and a king of hearts
It's just that the app can figure out the dex new order
It tells the cheater what everyone's cards are and who will win the hand to use the app
Tartarro and wired cooked up a system Tartarro would fold so we could pull out his phone
He'd enter his own cards into the app
Then he'd tell us the countless how to play using hidden signals the DOJ claims the rigged games used hacked shufflers
Often deckmates one and two to predict the best hand at the table
L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l.
What?
I'm not using a notification with this as an employee.
Ah, lifetime fucking dissentence!
to win and the operator knows this before the deck even pops up or maybe the
dealer's straight well I don't think it is boring if they just think they went
too hard on the method or whatever the app figures everyone's hands the
operator sees it close the quarterback hangs up one buzz just not fish has a
weekend like the quarterback touches his nose everyone gets the signal go in for
the kill at the end of the day this is all hypothetical but there's one thing
It's as if it's your dream.
Great tip.
Flying at home game.
I didn't get the story as good.
I think that the, um, I just think that the, like, what they chose to show isn't that
as good.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because she caught me jerking off to one of your sergeants.
Anyway, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Suck it.
idea that he's about to be thrust into one of Ohio's most notorious criminal cases
security, license, everything's in that. Wow. This never happened before.
30 years ago.
Who owns the van? The van is still here 30 days. So nothing's came back. To get the
30 day, you'd have to have the title in the sign, right? Right. So do you have that with you?
We have that in the club officer. What's your name, sir? My name's Ronald. Ronald?
I
Won't be your last address on your ID
So is your idea that Kentucky or to
Man, what's your name?
Barbara Barbara. Is that cupcake a dog? What's your dig worse? I don't think it bites
What's that about, dude?
Five are taking off. It's Colorado signal seven, temporary. You're taking off edge. Northbound off yet.
So what is this guy?
What is he walking? Like getting the fucking car?
The car is moving.
We left the center pass and it's ringed out again.
Mini Bandit, what if it was a sleeper with a rocket ship inside?
What if that was a sleeper car with a fucking massive engine, a fucking quantum
explode and it- BANG! Fucking keep these out!
Oh
Damn holy book it likes it
Nah, he broke his leg though, what a trick this guy, what a trick.
what his name was and her name was uh another so if you chop her we're gonna head your way
team
what the fuck is he doing
i think he's a lawnmower you have our uh aviation now i'll tell you
four in a ta one in a ta over a curb ten towards the building um
we're gonna be right at the front of the ta stopping let's do a fucking squabble
You better stop! You better stop!
This guy can't even take the pop special.
I'm gonna tase you! You're gonna get tased!
Shoot, that's who he is. Shoot.
Yo, I'm actually surprised he didn't kick the dog. I'm not gonna like it.
Now that was my game, I'm gonna go bait it.
What the- ha ha ha!
He's got something in his head, it might be a gun.
It's not a gun, it's a gun!
Drop the gun!
Drop the gun!
He's got a gun! He's got a gun!
Get on the ground! Put it down! He's got a gun!
We're in the T.A. parking lot. White male, no pants on.
Hitting towards Simi's. Hitting towards 70.
They're getting into Simi. Right now. Over here.
That's PCG.
take off semi
trying to take off in a semi, lay on the female
they're keeping her in a semi drive
any coming units were held up here you see our cars in the drive
we're looking back towards the water tower in a semi
they're trying to get a drive on
right there back up back up back up he's got a car right there's good
you say he's got a 40?
Yeah, pull it down. Get back, get back, go back.
Hey, let's go up later.
Why the fuck did he go 40?
He's a fast car.
I don't know if we had a truck driver inside or not.
They're still trying.
What the fuck is he going 40, hanging on the guy that's done it?
He decided that the air breaks off.
Small code 40.
I need code 40.
We're gonna keep going now.
Looks like we have a truck driver here.
He's also in the cab with it.
No.
40 caliber, yeah.
What?
It's bad.
I think their code is bad.
If 1040 is gun, right?
It can even be like, they'll hear 40, they'll think the 40 has the non-lethal.
Like, it's bad code, they should change the sugar.
watch yourself watch yourself he's got a 40 slow down
incoming units good bye see this have a 40 with him
I guess he's got that side block so we have to throw a spike to there you get that dumpster
cover
what?
you don't know
he's got your way
hit my phone
move
it's a good take yeah it's too close
So.
We had a shield in car one.
Five, one is on his way.
Hey, you can keep talking to him on the PA.
Try to keep him calm so we can get this casefully.
Robert, this is the London Police Department.
Jeff, Jeff, I just wanted to use on his phone
by Googling or gawking how to fucking,
how to start and handle a fucking semi.
Is there a decision to operate the shades block again?
I mean, you know it.
They didn't hear that?
I'm going to fess up.
I'm going to back this up.
Everybody's inviting for the L.
We're in a band off right now.
I'm Simon's serve.
It's 31.
Driver, please shut this in my office.
Step out, call up to us.
Turn it from our call, driver.
You get to stand by the police.
I'll turn the police.
Whose car is this?
It's on a shadow on me.
I'll move it.
I'll move it.
His truck is upstairs.
Me?
Let's talk.
What do you think about getting the stop sticks?
I don't know if they're going to do any good.
I don't know either, but that just depends.
The slow roll over to me.
Work is they go fast.
It probably won't work with what we have.
I'll think about putting this set underneath the tires now,
why it's parked like frightened from the side.
But you said he has a gun?
Yes.
So we have the driver, the truck in there.
Yeah.
Pat, you see how old music shit is?
The female passenger.
Like everyone is so peace I'm fine. I'm sure we have a hostile situation since we can work our way around
Like what bro this looks bro, this is like it's from a movie like it. Yeah, you know, I mean it
one two three four five it's the fifth one in right yeah
yeah get to the heat of the engine oh no
that is it
two more over in it two over two over
What's that? What's that?
We're good? Yeah, that's it. We probably need to hang out somewhere over here at least get
flanked. Right, just stand in front of Timmer. Not bad, I mean. Hold the windows up right now,
we can't see through the glass. Chad, Chad, why don't you take a handle of tops? You know like tops,
right? And you just fucking talk like, you talk like a, like dices.
You're not spinning tops and you just fucking toss them under like spiky tops
Like call drops
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
a lot of it is um
other things work then
the spikies
let's keep seeing
oh they didn't want to
Okay, turn around and get your girl come to the German building.
Who?
I'm passing around the center.
He's passing another semi-left center right now.
Maybe he has like a gun in it, like a gun?
I'm going to go over the door right now.
I'm going up the...
I'm going to send this new traffic around the door right now.
Send the gun.
Check. Okay.
Okay, small drum, okay, fly stuff, okay, chat.
It latches on to the front of the car like a tick.
On to the front of the car, right?
And has a small package to thermite inside of its belly.
And it drills a hole inside the front of the button
and it melts parts of the engine.
Now.
I don't think anybody's having one of those in the middle of nothing.
I don't think nobody's having one of those in the middle of nothing.
Oh
Thanks for the stream's excuse.
Oh
Have a player
Oh
Officers plan to use stop sticks in the pursuit however the suspects thwart their plans with a simple tactic
I turn now
We're tracking mode.
Who's in favor of this shit?
I'll take you there.
Yeah, yeah, you hit it.
Oh, that ripped it.
Holy shit, wait it's ripping!
Holy shit!
That's not a molecule!
Oh my god, this guy is worse!
Thank you for the name right now. We'll stop at the stairway.
He's cracked the driver's side door.
Uh, what's making sure that he's cracked it for a second.
He's still sitting at the stairway.
Both doors are under and we're still closed.
Once I get right to Master T, we're going to go parallel with the truck.
84 miles. Welcome to the jungle.
Ex-QC out.
1 hour and 15.
1 hour and 15 on the phone.
I guess he's out.
I don't know why they don't just put a slug through the radiator.
Yeah, we shut the truck down right away.
We should have put it right in front of it, thanks.
I can't think of it.
We're building tires.
So.
This is Jerry, he was also to the left,
so I had chicken's graduation on the snow.
He's out to burners first.
Old mountaineers and cigarette.
We were able to get to some mountaineers and cigarette.
If this is blood proof, why not put a hole in it, right?
With a long ass stick.
Brrr.
And you poke through the guzzledone.
Like you maneuver it from the inside, I guess, right?
And at the end, there's a little cannon, and he goes,
yeeeeh, look at that, look at that,
and sprays it full of pocket sand.
I'm supposed to chance you might let them down.
Psssh!
I'm gonna get you here.
Yes, please.
Baaah!
I'm gonna get you back to the same place.
I got to take it to the corner.
Okay, perfect.
I'm gonna do that.
All right, let's go.
You want to cross the corner, Rose, and Mountain Dews.
I'm not saying you're gonna get in my way,
but if we can still work on getting those two out.
Okay, I thought stupid.
I want those items where, at some point, if we can use that to get nothing, if we at least have them, I'll stand by to use it at our discretion.
Any luck on LAS, the negotiator, Dayton, said they were in a real good mood here.
He advised on the phone that he's not going to really talk or tell anything until he gets his items, so just let me know when they're here.
We can go from there. He's on the phone a couple times now.
Officers have now identified the two suspects as Rodney and Elaine Hellman, a married couple
with extensive criminal histories.
Investigators also learned that both were wanted on multiple felony warrants, reportedly
tied to drug and theft offenses.
With that information in hand, negotiators know the stakes are high.
The Hellmans may believe they're facing years or potentially the rest of their lives behind
bars if apprehended, making the situation even more volatile and unpredictable.
With a hostage driver involved, they need to ensure their safety comes first.
Well, let's go get killed, big time, when we're up.
They're trying to stay off the radio, as we mean it, as my honor.
J-How long have you been fueling?
A while, Lason.
Jason, we're going to catch you, Luce.
This is Warren, sir, from the truck.
Right.
Good morning, sir.
Good you, Franklin.
Let's go.
Oh, look at you.
It's all right.
How are you?
Warren, all right.
Are you sure?
Before I head outside?
Yeah, thanks, sir.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Have fun.
I'll be here.
Have a great job.
And get a statement from you at some point.
I was married.
He's a hell of a person.
Tom to get some coffee
Wait
Wait
Jack says whether they sell to mornz in Wisconsin
It's the Michigan!
Run your high-off!
That wasn't very technical at all actually. That was pretty awful I'm not gonna lie.
That was pretty awful I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean no shit
Oh
I just want to just throw a fucking like a some form of satchel and I guess it wasn't a satchel
So some form of carrying device in the back and just sending.
They're up and down, but people, every time they come up, they're empty-handed.
I do not see her, though.
Just watch her.
Rodney, if you want a hand, with both hands, the monitor had it on.
A beehive!
Oh my, oh my God!
Wait!
Okay, you've changed the game.
Okay, a small beehive, the harvest at the fucking, at the lab.
Throwing it in.
Everybody hates bees!
Chad can go beehive!
Oh my god, hold on a sec.
What's up with these guys' pants?
Like, get a fucking belt, man!
After the incident, both suspects and the hostage were brought to the hospital.
The hostage was treated for their hand wound and released.
Later that day, both suspects were pronounced deceased at the hospital, each reportedly
sustained a single gunshot wound.
This officer involved shooting case was handed over to the Ohio Bureau of Criminal Investigation.
In conclusion, the investigation found no charges would be filed, closing the case.
Okay, I don't want to be weird, but if the guy, when the guy had a gun out and they did
all that, it shut him right there and it would have been fixed.
Now they got to fix the roads, they fixed the car, fix the guy, and taxpayer dollars
at the Wazoo.
Then we'll talk about millions with an S, multiple millions of dollars from taxpayer
money, instead of whatever round they would have taken, like, come on, bro, like, fucking,
i would ask
we'll be weird i mean the gated gunouts were running with the kids that
it was easy was just making a child's catch up on the throat
at paid message here
for world one but it's a very sweet eleven p m e s t
I'm just going to screen some links so we'll see if we watch any of these videos.
I'm going to watch this.
to sneaker waves, already more than 30 ocean-related deaths and nearly 20,000 rescues.
But experts say one unspoken danger for swimmers,
not realizing that swimming in the ocean or the Great Lakes isn't the same as simply swimming in a pool.
A lot of the people we see getting in trouble in the ocean, underestimated conditions and maybe
overestimated their ability. Either they're a really good pool swimmer or a really strong athlete
and they think that that's going to be enough.
To help visualize that issue, we recruited these three college football players and two elite dancers from Temple University, and set up two challenges.
First, swim four lengths of 200 meters without touching the bottom, then do the same 100 meters in an ocean, 50 out and 50 back.
Well, you'll see the two students in a time.
Clearly fit, and he grew up in California, spending time in the ocean. He finishes, but it was harder than he thought.
I'm exhausted.
What?
Swimming shape is different than running shape, for sure.
Teammate Eric starts off strong, but before he gets to the end,
he needs a break.
Oh, he's swimming like dog shit, though.
Better than you thought?
Way harder than I thought.
All the others ran out of gas and couldn't finish.
Oh my god.
Oh, f***.
I think I'm done.
Next, my turn.
I swim as part of my fitness routine,
And so I was able to finish the 100 meters without much of an issue.
The ocean will be different.
I know that.
Way different.
A two-foot wave carries about 500 pounds of water pressure where it hits you on the
chest.
If that wind's strong enough to like pick up a towel and move it, that means it's going
to play havoc on you near the shore.
It's not the rip currents.
It's everything else going on out there.
The task now, swim the same 100 meters out to that orange buoy and back.
With a jet ski and lifeguards from the beach patrol in Ocean City, New Jersey said, Colin
heads in first and completes it.
But it's a sobering experience.
At one point, even turning on his back to catch his breath, something experts say can
make all the difference.
I need a little break.
Whoa!
A lot different than the pool, way what it takes you and it seems like you've got to
cut off your breath.
Laying on my back out there just relaxing, that really helped me out.
Next, my turn.
I make it to the buoy and head back in, but I don't really feel it.
The way that's hurt her, well, I did not expect that.
This was completely different.
This is like water is wet like this.
My heart is burning, my heart is beating out of my chest.
Football player Eric struggles to get back to shore.
Exhausted, he taps out and the lifeguards swarm in.
What?
Not surprisingly, everyone else who had trouble in the pool had even more trouble out here.
And needed assistance getting back to shore including dancer Isabella who now has a new respect for the ocean
I think I'm a pretty good swimmer, but now like I don't know
This is what we wanted everyone to see that as fit as you may be on land the ocean and the waters a different environment
I mean, do they never go to the beach? I mean something really important to keep in mind too
Okay, very odd
Go about news video. Very odd
An officer arrives at me
what it's I mean yeah it's done sorry I have some all right
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Is that a big dog?
Come on bro.
How's it going?
How's it going man?
It's much an hour.
Oh seriously?
No, they restock at 3.
But he just wants to camp in the jean.
That's what I'm saying right? Isn't that crazy?
I think the kids should go first, before all of us.
Let's do it.
do it you got a big dog that's all you man I got you bro see come on I got you
big dog it's okay bro just be happy it's okay though just like let him have it
you know come on bro it's okay it's okay bro okay I hope he gets the whole
entire machine listen buy everything
That's you bro see kid first of the scalpers it's okay, bro. It's okay
It's okay, bro. I forget you bro. I forget it's okay. Thank you. Let's see your refresh
Bro buy it for him
You want me to buy it for him? You're not gonna take it
But why don't I just buy it for the kid? But I think the kids should get it though
I want to have it
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
It's up for you good dog. I'm happy to kick out what you want bro. You don't get mad bro. You can resell it's okay
Well, why don't you open it for the key bro? Oh, thank you give the kid back. I think you want to pack
Yeah, yeah, I mean you get the box. Good. Oh
God, bro, what a great guy. I'm proud of you man. Give me some
No, no, no, that's not that
Just one Chewbucka.
One too.
One Chewbucka.
I'll see you bro.
See bro listen, it's happy when no one scalps.
I'm glad you got what you want big dog.
Interesting.
I don't know what he's saying, I mean what?
average xqc stream
alright
I don't speak that
hello xqc
pixel mod when xqc in
I don't know how this works, I keep losing it.
Yeah, I linked the one with the pixel.
I know it with the pixel.
Show him!
Come on boy!
Come on!
So everybody got it?
You have it?
No I didn't get it!
Hi Felix.
Jack!
Did you ever did gameplay in Minecraft at all, if you wanted to do it if yes, okay, cool.
I can only wait for mine.
Re-explain!
What are you doing?
Re-explain!
I'll pick that one.
Right arrow, right arrow, right arrow!
I did it. W, D, X, B, S.
Classical. Again, again, again.
Type again, type again!
W, D, X, B, S.
Type again!
Type!
Oh my god. Type again!
I
What the fuck?
What the heck is this?
Gaelic foot hand?
That's crazy.
I've never even heard of it before.
I've never heard of that one.
I'm gonna say at least this one's gonna live in an Esmeralda goldman.
Yeah, I think it's okay.
What are you doing here?
I'm so happy to see him.
It runs into his phone number in Amazon and his lunch chamber.
What?
I'm dead out here. Where is he?
It's like a okay, okay here. Okay here comes it. Um
Um, says bad words that it's creative, got it then, um, it's not even in the world anymore.
Uh, it doesn't mean saying it then.
It's like super bad from online, no one cares.
Uh, so people will hate her because, uh, nobody's with the world, it's like this, okay.
Because, again, I'm not thinking of anybody, I mean, what, what, what, what, what, what
I'm just gonna say, racism, bad, I mean, okay, I mean, yeah, racism, racism, bad, okay.
I mean, I don't know what else to say.
It's like, I think there's no way I stand on the racism
and words that are included in the end word.
Like, yeah, I don't think you should use that.
Like, don't do that.
And I mean,
let's switch up JK.
If this was someone else,
you would be going bonkers alone.
That's not even true, that's not even true.
I think the last two times as soon as he says I'm crazy shit,
I mean, we looked at him, moving on.
I mean, dude, yeah, okay.
Yeah, like this is something that's outside of scope
of things that we know.
Like, Asmongold has been edgy.
Asmongold probably thinks that you can,
it's okay to say these words.
I see the word.
Oh wow, I'm appalled.
I cannot believe that he said that.
I can't believe that as we go through this it's totally out of the scope of what we know about this guy
It's totally out of the ordinary. I cannot believe the admin would do something like this. Ah
Like it doesn't surprise me. I mean
What what do you want with me? I don't understand it
I'll probably repeat myself four or five times today, but I did see the post that was made
about me and the alleged leaked discord messages.
I understand that everybody wants me to talk about it.
It's not all the reaction.
Well, how many times, and I called him up, I don't agree with him, and think that he
does and all the dog whistles. Brother, brother, you shifted these words and
he says that and I think it's really odd and then I think it's all I do all the
time. I do all the time. What? I live doing all the time. There's a lot of people.
I'll probably repeat myself four or five times today. I didn't see the post that was
made about me and the alleged delete discord messages. I understand that
everybody wants me to talk about it but I am trying to get this lawsuit
Dismissed and the only thing that I need to do is just simply not talk about you
How is that the I got one here is great there it was the entire chat like
Was it how many times about when the guys was that it's two months that's at zero
And it was literally I didn't see a single message other than zero for like literally five strings back to back
I mean like really that's that one guy that's really the entirety of the chat in unison out it
I have no comment at all and whenever it is dismissed, I will explain everything it's that simple
Yeah, there's not gonna be a you know like there's not gonna be somebody's gonna bait me out to get a response
It's just simply not it. I don't act in my I don't act outside of my best interest
I only act in my best interest and so that's it
And it's just really just that simple. I know people, I know, I know, well I'm not going to defend that because you know what?
You've just got rage baited again by Dono.
Oh, you're right. Like, okay, genuinely though, if you look at this, I think you can address what's inside the message, right?
Without thinking your lawsuits. Like, if I'm in a lawsuit with somebody because of some incident during a dinner,
during a dinner, okay?
And then some guy leaves a screenshot, so other shit.
I can address what the message comprises of,
if it's unrelated, and then move on.
I don't think it's a, it's zero risk, I mean, what?
Like the content of the message itself, it's zero.
I know everybody wants the drama people want to have and they want to know about it so do I but unfortunately there are
Situations at play that are above my okay. Yeah, yeah
What what asin says these days and his content and his views on things what if he said it? Yeah, I said the n-word
What about it?
his chat he would he would gain viewers and he would increase his support for people and if he would like it more I mean
Let's not act like this is a form of gotcha. He's gonna be avoiding like he's gonna lose something from it
really I mean
Did he mean that he's dodging his gluttony? I mean that's like
Okay, so you can do this reviews, but I don't like the rules here like
for the entirety.
Why the fuck do I have a bitch on it?
I mean, this is my girlfriend,
I don't even know what I'm gonna do with this.
Yeah, she's her own person.
You go back to this.
I don't understand how you can go back to this, bro.
If you're making out with your fucking girlfriend,
who you've been in a relationship with
for three fucking years,
and then you stick your hand down their pants,
and she says, ah,
and you take your hand out of her pants,
and you leave the house,
and you say sorry,
that's not sexual assault.
You are fucking retarded! If you think that's sexual assault, you are retarded!
You are retarded! You are retarded!
REE-TARD!
YOOOOOO!
REE-TARD!
Learn the word! It is what you are!
That is not sexual assault!
She's gonna rip-
She's gonna rip the heart out like that?
Holy baze, that I can't do.
It says no, and you stop-
Chat, and if you did chat in ten years, chat, this is gonna be her
YOU AIN'T FUNNY type clip!
Chat, think about it then!
Chat, and chat in ten years is gonna be the same!
Be sure to clip!
It's not sexual assault
The consent was when she was making out with him and they had been in a relationship for years
You think Felix asks every single time we have any kind of yo yo yo yo
Interaction can I please have sex with you milady?
Yo
May I please stick my hand on your chest milady? What the fuck?
Have you guys have a relationship in your entire lives?
They're not roommates! They dated for three years!
We...be exact about the timeline, because this is what people have gotten confused.
According to Emeru and her lawyers, we broke up in October...
She literally gave consent to Kiss in the first place.
She gave consent. He went further. She said no. He stopped.
That is literally, by definition, not sexual assault.
You guys think you can't tell WTF, Bob.
No one has talked about Emeru being a botter.
like no one cares. What can I see out there about?
The fact that Emery is still Cap. She's still viewership Cap because she's
bothered. Like no one is talking about that at all. It's like, oh. She can't, they
kept her at Tenkin and she just never said anything. It's like, oh, sorry, my bad,
my bad. I thought people cared about bots on Twitch, but I guess they don't.
Sure, I
Guess I people don't care because the view that I call it out or selective
People that call that are selective
They are like the view that that are so brave to call it out
They wait till everything is lined up and then they do nothing and like somebody went their enemy to call it out
There's their friends and nothing it is their enemy to call it out ten years later
Like buddy yet yet to show that you actually care a lot of people don't give a shit
No care people all care. What's a you? Yo, I'm not I was at the four. I'm it's a hail. Yo, yo, this is
Today's change is right baby. It's it's genuinely like we can't throw my anything. It's absolutely fucking busted it. I
Was one of the first with on the platform to fucking go against body and I really lost friends
People say you know, let me say you burn your bridges on you when because I was willing to lose friends and lose fucking
co-workers are for the fact that you call it out.
I have to outflip for fun with everything to lose.
And I did lose a lot of it because I don't know about it.
And what about it?
Like, and you say you, like I don't have a smile on that?
It's crazy.
I mean, it's been kind of eye-opening.
I just sort of randomly here and there
picked up episodes of, you know, old,
I mean, here's the thing, right?
That was in 2003 or something, like 2002.
Like, I'm not gonna deny that I dropped
my fair share of hard Rs back then
because the term hard Rs didn't even exist.
We didn't think about it, right?
And it's funny because to me,
that doesn't feel like that long ago,
but to my kids.
Are you talking like N-word hard Rs?
What? No.
Okay.
Excuse me does not care because he regularly
People who are as hateful as asman as long as they did suck up to XQC
XQC will defend them to the very end
Sucks it one G. What the fuck are you talking about?
Like you can acknowledge that somebody has done or is hateful, right?
And not be like what do you want me doing to a song and dance and go guys today? I'm gonna go on strike it today
I'm not sure you guys nothing because I'm so appalled as somebody that I know
What am I one of my friends was in the ablion with it? I said the bad word I
I am I think I'm gonna puke by just the idea of it breaks my heart like dude
I'm not gonna be performing like like there's like there's nothing else in you like I can acknowledge it see it
Call it out, but what do you do about it?
Like am I supposed to fucking throw my fucking my my BLM shirt and fucking do give you a song and dance like I don't know
I know what to do, I know what to do,
like tell me what I should do, tell me what I should do.
What are you guys talking about?
Am I mistaken?
I think so.
No, the one with the, like for like mental disability.
I'm pretty sure people use hard R
in a very different way than you just used it.
Oh, okay, I-
Hard R means ending-
I understand, I-
I don't even know what I clicked on. I don't even know what I clicked on. That was diabolical,
What?
Very interesting.
We saw it there, actually.
Ha ha ha!
I've ever seen in my life.
Put your hands, turn around, put your hands on.
Turn around, put your hands on your back.
Turn around and put your hands on your back.
Can you tell me why you stopping me?
Yeah, I'm about to.
What?
I'm about to tell you.
Stop, sir.
No, I said I'm...
What's going on?
Messi can win 10 World Cups,
world cups but I'll always choose Ronaldo over Messi losing with honor is
better than winning with cheating. I'm gonna report this guy to Twitter bro I
mean you can't just spread misinformation. No one's cheating bro no
no one's cheating bro. I'm reporting this guy this guy this guy's been pissing me
off the entire world. Messi. Yeah. I knew I could do a rep. I mean you're like five.
Yeah, Jack, anything else, um, what is that?
Okay, I just don't watch her streams normally, so I don't know if she normally acts like
this, but like, just on a whatever, if I had like an ordinary basis, like, this is a,
This is a person lying 1 trillion percent, but some people have their own quirks with
how they speak and things that they say or whatever, but if somebody has like an odd
behavior that they've engaged in, and then they try to over-explain the rationale for
it with weird details that are hard to understand, like it always comes off as a lie, but people
are lying about things, they try to add a lot of detail to it because they think that
having detail makes it more likely to be true in the other person's mind, but if you don't
listen oh yeah choose some about what I think it's about though you hear her
piece it was hacked like yeah another another you're gonna have to do the
do the you thing smile
I mean just as you had everything, like a little everything, like a mombra, I'm a person
against it.
This streamer drama is the same story every time.
It follows the same trends, there is nothing unique.
What is unique is the shiny one of one Ray Quasar you absolute muffin, P-O-M-I-G-L-P-O-M-I-G-L-P-O-M-I-G-L-P-O-M-I-G-L.
Information
The music abuse with them with plenty of evidence that many of the abuse issues
So you reflect the weather which patterns of universal abuse get plenty of lives like this in a reactionary heavily
Quenched smear Kevin against her where as they are you going to play the bank cops to port?
I'm a wagon. I go waggon
Then what a shit taken
Yeah, what an absolute fucking dog shit taken what yeah, I'm sorry there's no way that there's no way that
that they should watch the whole trial and that's what that's the topic came out of it.
Okay, a little bit of a dilulu taken okay.
and it kind of falls off.
Block trail execution, help block trail execution, help block trail execution.
And you may have been, you may have been, you may have been drunk in that video, correct?
Correct?
There's a possibility of that, Mr.
You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?
I poured myself a large glass of wine.
I thought it necessary.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Fun fact, the noise you hear when you call someone-
Excuse me, please try demonology on Roblox, please.
It's just 440 Hertz and 480 Hertz layered on top of each other.
This is 440 Hertz.
And this is 480 Hertz.
And then you put them together.
Follow for more knowledge.
Fun fact, I like that.
Interesting.
Did they play it?
Did they play the layer of the way?
Or did they go?
Like ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Or is it?
Is it layered or is it like interpolated?
are you stupid. Yeah, I put
Why is it mixed in huh 60 dollars yo 60 dollars such an ex QC game
classic Mario Kart when we need to gamble our channel points mr. cowl yeah okay
black ops 2 xqc play more chess we need more bing bang boom bot p o w I'm
I'm lost up in that game, I'm like, why, I'm like, fucking dog shit.
53 month sex QCL chat.
Okay, what else is chat, look at this.
Try hard seven.
The vector's Ben video, which one?
Oh, the part three thing, yeah, problem nuts.
Thanks for the great four years and many more.
What is that?
What?
Um, sure, I'll watch it if you want.
Well, I seem like the whole thing kind of spelled out a little bit, no?
hate on me for requesting this, but you should play RSU again.
Right now, I kind of don't even know what they're
responsible for because all of the body cam footage has been redacted and they say it's
to protect the victims. However, I think there are some redactions that maybe don't make
sense and that weren't to protect the victims and there's some things being said about me
that are redacted I don't know about.
I do have some concern in this case with the defendant representing himself.
The allegations here relate to the fact that the defendant, he's a person who, he's a
YouTuber, creates videos, publishes them online and has been, if this defendant were
to represent himself and we were to provide body cams and discovery, we would be now providing
additional information and fodder for the defendant to create videos from which he could
profit by placing him on YouTube at the-
Jack, Jack, what is this fucking- what is this fucking two dollar lawyer?
I mean, how is this an issue of the courts that the guys are gonna make content for me?
I mean, um, um, sir your honor, this man will make money if this content gets put out.
Um, okay, who gives a shit?
I'm fuck how does that have any sort of legal like what?
Spents of our victim I have serious concerns for that.
Six six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven six
seven six seven six seven.
If they tell me what I'm being accused of then I'll use it for content on my YouTube
channel.
Is that a lawyer?
That I mean that literally is a lawyer what?
What have we done about?
Prosecution whatever that's a lawyer what?
And they can't have that they're arguing to the judge that the best thing to do is to
and not let me know what's being said about me,
which is very strange, but that's their argument.
And just in case you haven't been following along
with this whole Lego story,
this is all happening because I stepped in
to help a family who got their Lego collection stolen
from a company called Brickson MiniFigs.
And for the last couple months,
this company's been doing whatever they can
to get re-arrested so they can keep
all the Legos for themselves.
And this isn't even just me speculating.
One of their own employees
literally told us what their plan was.
I got a call from my boss and it was a call from me.
Yeah, we saw this.
We're gonna turn up the volume.
You have the lowest volume.
But I'm not just some random kid.
I'm actually a YouTuber making a documentary on an entire scandal.
So the YouTube guy is named Rectus Bear.
I don't want to be on YouTube.
Yeah, this is when things really started getting crazy.
Brick's and Minifigs went into ultimate defense mode.
It was gonna do whatever it takes
to prevent this documentary from coming out.
First, the police got a call saying I had hair on me.
one on me. And obviously they found nothing. But then they got a call saying that I'm going
to steal the leg of a sex swatted by the Instagram police department. We all got arrested, but
right when we got out of jail, I got worth my rest for some mystery conduct in it. It
seems like he's coming for me for his last time. The police took my house all the way
in Los Angeles to arrest me without bail. The police couldn't arrest me. I was somewhere
very far away. Anyways, back to point. The judge was looking at something in protective
order to protect Josh, and all of his statements about me. If this protective order gets signed,
then I'll never be able to find out what he's claiming I did.
I got bad news. Uh, I don't think we have any more budget for animation, dude.
Oh, shoot. So how do we animate this next court scene? I guess if we have to not pay the lawyers,
then I guess the animation's more important, right?
Right, we decided maybe the lawyers were actually more important so yeah we ran out of animation
budget sorry guys.
The court is implying to sign this pretrial protective order unless you have an objection
to it.
Sir Schneider and the objection to such an order?
Uh, yes I think there's a bunch of misunderstandings in this case and so this person doesn't want
to get exposed so he's making up a lot of law.
Wait dude, dude, I don't understand it.
He defended himself?
You didn't get a lawyer?
eyes about me
order to get me arrested before he gets exposed
so that's what this whole thing's about
however before i was allowed to show any of the overwhelming evidence i have to
support my claims
the judge didn't care about the evidence and signed the protective order anyways
well of course
but it's a protective order
i mean of course there is no objection that's valid
can't say that
there has to be a reasonable
objection against it, otherwise it's just gonna get signed, that's it.
I'm gonna share it upon you.
So the court has made it clear, they do not want to look at the evidence and they want to protect...
Josh, he's gonna go through a reason.
And now I have to somehow fight a court case against all of these mystery crimes against me that I have no clue what they're even saying I did.
So this whole mess is happening in American Fork, Utah, but I'm also being charged with another case in Provo, Utah.
This is where Corporate Purchasing Committee exists, which is why I'm also being charged here.
And this police department has surprisingly actually followed the law when it comes to discovery,
and they sent me all the raw body cam footage of what I'm being charged for.
Let's start at the beginning. The moment I first met the CEO, the reason I'm talking to him right now
is because before exposing this company for the grand theft they committed,
I thought it was in good faith to give them an opportunity to do the right thing first before
make a documentary about this.
We get like $20,000 from Colleges and we're gonna store it.
You never have it.
But the CEO did not want to take the opportunity to do the right thing and instead it instantly called the cops on us.
Right there, I'm calling to report for you.
They themselves said, hey, you guys stole this product from this person.
You don't give a back.
I'm gonna burn the place down.
Or we're gonna burn the place down.
Or I'll kill you.
It's been Snyder who's been the one that engages in his behavior.
You can see in the police report that the crime he wanted to get us charged for is called extortion,
which basically means we're threatening him in the paying us, which is very illegal.
However, obviously he's just making all of this up.
The reality is, I just thought it was a nice gesture to give him the opportunity to do the right thing first.
If you guys do have our legers, we just kind of run back, you know, and...
But if there's one thing I've learned from this entire experience,
it's that whoever ends up doing the morally right thing just ends up getting screwed over.
now well it's more like this it's more like it's more like it sounds lame and
it is lame right but even if you're right if you're a guy with a camera and
you go oh guys and me too blah blah blah blah and the other guy calls the
police says hello officer I have a problem a crime isn't committed and here
it is they cannot win by default until you win later on and when it later on
could take fucking years like it's just how it is it's fucking bullshit is the
way it is but that's just a little check and the reason why I know this is that I
should skateboard all the time in public places and something would go wrong
it doesn't matter if you're a skateboarder with a skateboard and you go
and you're right it doesn't matter you're wrong the other guy goes hello officer
they did this to me it's just it's bullshit
by the way briskly is playing and use their own strategy against them right now
their strategy is to get me arrested before I get them arrested. So now I'm
going to reverse this and get Amon the CEO arrested before he gets me arrested.
But if I'm gonna be the reason that someone's going to jail, I should
probably make sure that they definitely deserve this. So I'm gonna give them one
more chance to try to do the right thing first. But instead of doing the right
thing and attempting to work this out, Amon just hid in his little office and he called
the police on you.
They told us that they were.
No, I wouldn't want to get someone arrested, but we gave them every opportunity to talk
to us.
So at this point, he's just arresting himself.
However, the only difference between my strategy and Brick's mini-fixist strategy is I don't
have to lie to the police.
So you guys are holding some of our Legos?
No we're not.
You're not?
No.
So who's Legos?
What?
Brian Mansell.
Okay and who is that?
Uh, he's the guy who had a bunch of, he had like two of them, two thousand dollars with
the Legos and you guys in store.
No.
No we haven't.
was first trying to claim that he's never even heard of Brian Mansell and this guy definitely
never had any Legos in a bricks and minifig store.
Once we showed him all of the social media posts his own company made, it was very obvious
that we just caught him in a lie.
So the CEO decided to change his story and now the story is the Legos used to be in the
store but the previous owner Crystal, she stole the Legos right before they took over
the store.
The only problem is their security camera footage of the previous owner getting caught
kicked out. These are ones that haven't, he has not been paid this percentage yet.
And if I don't have my tickets, I won't know how much I need to pay.
Corporate just said that they're going to be the ones to take over the consignment deal with
all the Legos that are still in the store. And it's extra proof that these Lego sets were still
in the store. The owner went into the back and started taking pictures of everything that you
You can verify in the metadata with the timestamps
that match the exact moment she's getting kicked out,
and then you can see her leave the store
with nothing in her hands,
proving that the sets were still in the store
and the CBO is lying to us right now.
But that's only one side of the story.
I also thought it was fair to hear his side.
She's had a bunch of pictures of the legors still in the back,
and you can see in the security camera footage,
corporate comes and throws her out.
Like, great, I understand what you're talking about,
but you have a misunderstanding of what has occurred,
and you're taking one person's word or another person's word.
You go after the party that's responsible
and you don't want to because it's not easy.
You have accepted a narrative that is not real
and you are continuing to pursue that narrative
because it's easy and it gives you views
and it gives you all sorts of cloud
and does all sorts of stuff.
So basically what the CEO's trying to explain to me
is we shouldn't be looking at the evidence.
Instead, I should just be taking his word for it
because he said so.
Crystal Law was the former franchisee of bricks and new things.
Yeah.
Who?
She took Mr. Mansell's Lego, sold it, didn't pay him, she has his money.
But she-
She sold his Lego, she has his money.
To make it easier for you guys to understand the CEO's argument, we're going to demonstrate
his argument with a little skit.
Oh, that wasn't a backwards note.
Oh, you sure?
You haven't misunderstood me what happened.
Yes.
This is the exact argument the CEO is trying to make.
something we just saw in video, the CEO is saying,
never happened, which would mean the CEO's lying.
And most people would agree that lying is morally wrong.
However, if you lie about a crime,
the way Aamon's lying to me right now,
then that's not just morally wrong anymore.
That crosses into new territory called illegal.
The specific crime is called obstruction.
If someone commits this crime, they can get arrested.
We're at the police station and we're going to charge them with a criminal crime, obstructing
of evidence of a $200,000 theft.
In good news for us, we found out last week that all of the police in Utah take obstruction
very seriously here.
Yeah, the one that's on the top.
The police arrested my friend Sheldon for obstruction just for locking his phone.
Yeah.
Right now you're here, we're tempted to destroy evidence.
Okay, put your hands behind your back.
I was just locking my phone.
You're under arrest for sexual violence right now.
The crazy part is, the police didn't even have a warrant.
So, Sheldon locking his phone was 100% legal.
But the police arrested him anyways,
because that's literally how serious
the police take obstruction crimes here.
They do not mess around when it comes to obstruction.
So now, just imagine how angry the police are gonna be
when I go into the police station
and tell them that someone is actually,
for real this time, committing an obstruction crime.
And this obstruction crime is on a much bigger scale.
Later, the police called me saying that they
were going to do a police investigation on this.
The Benjamin Susser-Holtren turned the public police.
I told the detectives the entire situation.
He was saying that this family's LEGO sets
were never even in the store, like all of this stuff.
It's all documented.
I have video of all the things.
OK, I don't want to be a law brandy,
but how is an obstruction?
A civilian talking to the civilian.
I mean, he's just like a lying or sugarcoating it.
Like, I don't think that that would turn out as obstruction.
And even then, they would never enforce this.
I think he's like falsifying evidence,
and I think that's obstruction.
And now that we stole bricks and many figs' strategy,
I think the plan is finally gonna work.
Looks like the CEO.
If I meet some guy, right?
And I say, oh, dude, I think he took my candy.
And he said, no, well, I don't have your candy.
And he has it in his pocket, right?
I'm gonna go. Yo, this is obstruction like no is going down. I mean, I submitted the videos of aiming saying we're gonna burn down the
And then I submitted all the raw footage of the entire conversation I had with him proving to the police that we never even said anything close to this
This raw footage verifies that everything I told the police is true
and everything Aiman told the police is a lie.
On top of that, I even got access to the complete case
Aiman made against me, and he doesn't have a single piece of evidence
to support any of his claims.
Which, I guess, makes sense.
Like, how can you support evidence if you're just making everything up?
Like, of course you can't submit anything.
So if the police have to decide what case to pursue,
they're obviously going to pursue this case
because it has, like, a ton of evidence,
and they're going to throw out Aiman's case.
It has no evidence at all.
Hello, my name is Ben Schreider. A couple months ago I made a case and you were the officer
that was helping me create it. I submitted a bunch of evidence through a link you sent
me and this was a couple months ago and I haven't heard anything back and so I'm just
calling to see if I can get some type of update on how the case is going. It's about the CEO
Amon McNeth of Bricks and Minifigs in an obstruction case and so if you could give me a call back
at your earliest convenience that'd be awesome.
I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed.
Yeah, literally no matter what I try, you cannot get a hold still no well.
I understand it.
So okay, so the police report says one thing and the National Within said something else,
right?
So, it's what he says to the civilian against what he said to the police.
I'd be surprised if that were to hold up and even then that would be line of the police
as well as the line of the police reports, one of the other.
I'm not the obstruction here, I'm not the police officer.
So, I'm traveling all the way back to Utah to go back to the Provo Police Station in
person to see how the police investigation against Amman is going and I just so happened
to get a hold of the police schedule and arrive to the exact time this officer was supposed
to arrive. But before I could speak to this officer, one of the other police officers
called into the front desk and asked to talk to me.
Jack, there's anything you want to ask?
I want you. And I need you.
Really? They said he was going to be here today at three o'clock.
There's always a chance that they might have called out the state or something.
Uh-huh. Is there any way you can like check if he's here?
Um, he's definitely going to be here. Like I said, they might have called out the state or something.
Are you able to look and see how the case is going?
All I really want is kind of some update on the case.
Um...
That's not something that I can tell you over the phone.
Okay, you can't even just tell me like how it's going, like if it's...
Are you still looking into it or...?
Yeah, no, I can't.
That's not what I think you do.
Okay, well thank you.
So basically, I came all the way out here to find zero answers.
But eventually, I didn't find an answer.
They sent it to me in the mail.
And looks like I was right.
The police only had time to take on one of our cases.
And it was Ammons, not mine.
Yes, the case that had an overwhelming amount of evidence,
they thought that case was garbage.
And they took on the case that has zero evidence at all.
In the police body cam footage, after the police
watch my full conversation proving that I didn't threaten to burn the place down
or literally anything they even admitted to admit that there was no credibility
with his entire case against me. We agree that there really was no extortion
code that would fit your situation. However, you know, at the end of the day we do want to
help you guys, you know, have you deal with this fool and all of his issues. We did find that there was another code that fit and it's called
aggravated commercial obstruction the police just told a man are they working
for this guy I mean what the fuck yo what they're working from even though
there's absolutely a gruff interest claim against me if they work together
maybe they can fabricate some type of charge against me
Did you have to ask him more?
Yo, yo, yo, it's not her job to find the...
Bro, it's up to the people that make the complaints to do all this shit.
Why is she doing all this work?
I'm just saying...
What?
What does she do, right?
Yes.
Okay.
You know, we're not leaving until we get it, and he's like, no.
So, Aiman's telling the police that even though they continuously told us to leave, we didn't leave.
But if we go back and look at the footage of what happened, this is the reality.
Also, what is that?
What is that?
What is that?
He's soliciting it.
I mean, I've seen some other cases where Cosmo did a lot of that, that's soliciting it.
I have no idea.
You have to take it up with them.
It's your thing with them.
It doesn't involve us.
Okay.
As a separate business entity, you've got to take it up with them.
You've got to resolve that.
Okay.
Thanks so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
I don't know, it kind of looks like the reality of what happened is we left too early for them.
They wanted to pull us back in and keep talking to us.
But we did show back up a second time and to Ammon's credit, about halfway through the
conversation, he did say that if we don't leave, he's going to call the cops on us.
You can leave, you can come back here, we will call the cops, if you don't leave right
now, I will call the cops.
Well, Chet, isn't this like a plaza?
Isn't this property and this, he doesn't have any jurisdiction over it?
So you don't want to do the easy way?
And this is right after I told him you could do it either the easy way and just give us
the Legos back or we can do it the hard way implying that we would take him to court.
So you're threatening me?
I'm not threatening, it's, it's, we're, this is the a plaza.
She owns the inside of this or partially owns it and somebody owns this and somebody owns
the whole building.
the owner of the entire building would enforce this.
You can still be here, I'm pretty sure.
Right, like we have a right to the LEGO,
so we're going to get in the easy way.
What proof of ownership have you provided to me
that you own this LEGO?
I mean, I can give you proof if you want.
Right, provide proof.
Right after he says this, he's now
asking us to provide him proof that we actually
are entitled to these LEGOs, so we can't leave now
because he just told us to stay and provide proof.
And that at the very end of the conversation,
he says this one more time.
All right.
Okay, you've been asked to leave.
You have to leave?
Yes.
Okay. Thank you for working with us and
see you later.
Well, we have now all just seen
the video footage of what actually
happened.
But now let's hear how Amon described it to the police.
Guys, at this point, I've asked you to leave.
Please leave.
Well, we, we, you know, like, you have to listen to us.
You have to pass this kind of, you know, guys,
I feel like a second degree felony.
Is this a felony trial or a juiciness?
A felony?
Yes, because I went to the corporate headquarters and tried to...
I'm trying not to get mad at this officer check.
Yo, I...
Man, man, they're easy to handle.
They're not trying to get me on a secondary felony.
Which, I don't really know how any of this would make me get a secondary felony.
Like, what the heck, police officers?
But they're doing it and the punishment for this crime is 15 years in jail.
I don't know, you know, like however important I have is that this lady is like treating this like some gossip.
Like she's almost like, like you can tell by her laughing at it that she's getting almost riled up or like, um,
I'm mostly, she's excited about the fact that, oh, this is the most of more drama, yippee.
I'm going to go for him to this and while I was soliciting, um, for them to build a crime,
a crime that they don't even know what happened or they're going to report it like it's making
up some shit it's just odd it's odd it's weird and I think one of the main reasons the police
keep taking amon side instead of ours that's the whole Mormon thing is that amon keeps framing
the situation as he's just the helpful CEO who's trying to do the right thing and return
Brian's property and we're the ones that are preventing him from giving it back to Brian
So I say we rewatch the footage and see what actually happened
Brian said yes, yeah, yeah
The biggest the biggest term in his years of horror that like last time is this fucking mustache
But the fact this guy bought some fucking a wax and has to twist his shit like that
I mean that has a felony it has to do right inventory and I mean you said like he wanted to work with you and then
So first off, this spreadsheet Ammon's referring to wasn't just some mystery spreadsheet.
It was the actual inventory the store made.
But I guess Ammon's trying to claim that the previous owner stole the Legos and then
lied on the inventory and so now it basically makes this inventory invalid.
He said that when corporate was taking over the store, that they actually did their own
inventory and this is the correct inventory.
When we took over, we didn't inventory.
And good news for me, he's willing to give me this inventory.
He's actually always been willing to give it to me or Brian.
All we've ever had to do was ask.
We will work to get to any level that doesn't exist.
Well, we did that.
And you guys, I think five or six times,
and we've gotten zero response back.
Yeah.
Literally, the first thing I did right
when I heard about this entire situation
was I Googled bricks and minifigs,
Clicked on their website, clicked contact us and sent them a message.
I actually got a message back from corporate saying that they would love to help.
Right after a few months, I kept trying to reply to this message and it has completely ghosted me.
I think we've done like six over the last like four or five months.
Let's see.
I said like hey on the other side we're resolved and it's reaching back out right now and never
uh
Head forward right now, resend it.
What's the email?
That is a, I don't know what email address that is.
This is on your S's website.
That says fbc.team.com, I said franchise, and minifigs.com.
Well this is just on the website so.
Did I, did I tell you to look up something on the website that's in it there?
Did I say that?
Well, that's the way.
Did I say that?
No.
I just said, you need an email to franchise that.
Yeah.
And it takes a lot of work with that.
But you're getting mad at me because I, you know, you know on the website?
You keep saying that you're like, so I understand that, but I'm telling you right now and you're trying to argue on something that I didn't give you any information about.
I'm telling you, except for that one.
Yeah, you're like getting upset at us that we emailed the email that was on your website.
These guys' pupils are fucking checked up, low-key, though.
I think this is why they're doing it.
Well, that's not... that's your guys' fault for putting that email on the website.
Sure. Okay.
That's why they shut up.
Because we emailed the website for your instructions.
Well, we're not harassing, we're just asking for our legged stuff.
Also, I have an inquirer chat.
What's up with the eyebrows?
55 large shakes that live.
Appear or the low opacity?
from you, and he went and politely asked for the money back, is that you?
Something's going on here.
It seems like Amon kept either trying to stall or switch the subjects.
It almost seems like he doesn't want to actually give us this inventory.
Jack, what?
It looks like we can join a GT Opus server and there's some guy who's sniping you, right?
And he made it there so fast, I forgot to put eyebrows, like no eyebrows.
I'm saying he's willing to give it to us.
You guys seem to be an inventoryless to us.
I can't believe so, yes.
I think we have something that's a crime.
He said that's all he wants of the inventory list, and he'll stop bugging you guys.
Well then, Mr. Manzell, and you, if you want to be included on the inventory list, that's totally fine with you guys.
You have a full plan.
But you guys don't want to give him the inventory list?
Because she said he's been asking for it for over a year now.
We can show the inventory list that was obtained when the source originally came in.
We're putting through a lot of scarring.
We're trying to identify what was or wasn't there, and also try to identify how to proceed from there.
I think Brian gets upset because he says they always say it will send me the list kind of how you're saying
Oh, we can send it easily, but then when it comes down to it, you'll never actually send it
So maybe if you actually go ahead and send it would make him feel better. Well, I
I-I understand what you're trying to get at, more than going to work with you and help you with it.
That's what I'm saying, it's an email to that email that's a fact of the game to you.
And that will produce results.
Anyways, I sent an email to the email he told me about, not the one on their website, that's a bad email.
3, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Don't have ever emailed that one of the CEO was gonna be fixed.
But according to Ammon, now that I sent this email, I should be receiving the inventory list very soon.
So, I waited all day.
And I got no answer.
So, the next day I sent them another email.
I patiently waited again for about a week.
And finally...
This is the response.
Mr. Snyder, banned franchising in corporation, will not participate in any form of communication
that appears designed for public provocation, harassment or manipulation of facts for the
purpose of media content. Attempts to obtain privileged or confidential information through
misrepresentation or the creation of fraudulent documents.
for me asking for this inventory.
Jeff, Jeff, to prove.
Jeff, I'm always confused.
Why, where is he in these videos?
Like, is it in an office?
Is it, is it at a public telephone?
I mean, what is it?
Is that a public telephone?
Here it is, is it on the outside in Mexico?
In a sense, because I want to give them the benefit of the doubt.
I want to be like, hey, if you're innocent,
I want to prove that you're innocent with this inventory list.
But now by me trying to do that,
that's criminal behavior on the entire.
And considered harassment.
and we reserve all rights to refer such behavior
to appropriate legal authorities.
It's an AHA, the cops.
So don't ask for our inventory list or else
we're gonna call the cops.
Yes, bricks and mini-figs has officially banned me
from ever asking for this inventory list again.
And I'm not the only one
who's banned from asking for this list.
He promised us a full inventory right away.
We've never received it.
Yeah, and every time it's been just absolutely nothing.
So we've never, we've never gotten anything.
we've never gotten an inventory list.
Yeah, the previous owner who got her entire store stolen
from her by corporate, I mean, she's legally required
to get set an inventory list.
And even she, two years later, has not gotten it yet.
It would have resolved everything
because they would have had to identify everything
in the store, and it would have identified
all of Brian's stuff, and they never provided it,
so we couldn't then demand the third party evaluation.
And it's now, what, a year and a half later?
You know, who knows what's still no inventory.
Damn.
Dang.
I would have solved a lot of problems a year and a half ago to go.
Yo, damn it.
And even Brian still has received this inventory list yet.
I've never seen anything crazy.
I've never received a record of sales because it came to market.
They don't consider it almost right away and start selling it.
And the worst part about all of this is it seems like the CEO is pretty much just trying to rub all of this
in everyone's face.
When I turned on the news, I saw this.
As far as offering buying the inventory,
have you gone through the store,
figured out what was part of its collection,
taken inventory, and shown in that inventory to offer that?
We've tried to share those with Mr. Mansell
in hopes that he can see, you know,
like that we were not attempting in any way
to perform to withhold anything.
Those then were offered to him
and the initial offer was rejected.
is now on public television,
him and the CEO is telling the world
that he tried to give us this inventory
for worth of ones that didn't want it.
We do want to help him recover as much of the collection.
Our number one priority right now
is to make sure that he gets me home.
We know that we have a responsibility to work with him
to make sure he does get me home.
So you've offered Brian the inventory of sets
that was in the store.
Chat, chat, a couple things here.
One, I think this guy might be taking his eyebrow
and putting it in his mustache, it's growing,
the less eyebrows he has, the more mustache he has, right?
And this guy plucks his eyebrow way too hard,
or pulls it, and it's just really red.
Like, you gotta do a good,
you gotta rip it really quick and abruptly,
because otherwise it does that.
Yeah, whatever was left over,
we've offered that on multiple occasions.
So we've tried to make multiple offers,
and hopefully we'll be able to get them to the table
so we can discuss it.
And this is pretty much Amon's game plan now.
Going as many new stations as you can and lie.
The entire time we were saying, hey, we want to help,
we want to help.
The main narrative now seems to be,
Brickson Minifigs has always been trying
to give Brian his Legos back, but Brian just never
wanted them back.
Would you be willing to just take this?
And the answer was no.
It was attempted to be given to the family,
and it was refused.
They made the offer and said, hey, you can have all this.
And that offer was not accepted at the time.
Well, that's Amon's side of the story.
but I say let's take a look at what actually happened.
There's a kind of bottom up.
That is our correspondence with Bricks and Minifigs
trying to work with them and getting the sets back.
So right when this happened,
Brian hired an attorney to reach out to Bricks and Minifigs.
They sent an email saying,
how should we proceed to retake the possession
of the sets slash minifigures?
And they actually emailed back saying
they were willing to help.
And then after this, they just never respond.
So Brian's attorney sent them another email just following up on this one quick pick up
the sets and they still didn't respond.
So the attorneys emailed back saying it's now been 16 days.
How can we get these Legos back?
And finally they received a response.
It says Brandon Best and Joshua Johnson have no legal obligation to return any of the Lego
product that exists in their store to you.
What?
So yeah, basically they're saying that they're the ones that are not able to work with you,
is what it seems like.
Exactly.
They finish this email saying, we consider this matter closed and will not be returning
any Lego products to you.
So as you can see, that's the reality of what actually happened.
But then Amon goes on Fox News and says this.
So they actually did have an attorney send information to us, he said great, appreciate
this, let's see what we do to work this out.
And then we never heard back.
So why?
At any given time they could have taken five minutes, yeah they could have dodged all this.
He didn't even make it public, like, okay, here's Manifest of what the fuck items he or them is going to be available there for like a week
Whatever they want to move in and get the shit like
Like ten minutes I could have gone all and I fix all the shit and going on like Fox News then and saying we wanted to give
Brian his stuff back. He's the one that didn't want to his stuff back. He didn't he didn't want any of his things
Integrity truly, I believe I believe in the sentiment of integrity
and I believe everyone should have one day agreement.
But anyways, another thing the CEO seems
to be pretty upset about is that when Brian kept demanding
his stuff back and couldn't get it back,
eventually he had enough.
And he was like, I'm gonna make a Facebook post
about this.
And in his Facebook post,
he called bricks and minifigs thieves and liars.
And this Facebook post like really, really pissed off Amon.
I mean, bricks and minifigs is literally suing Brian now
for millions of dollars all because of this.
I mean, back when I was talking to him at corporate headquarters, he made it very clear that what they did is technically not actually considered theft.
There is no theft. Do you understand the legal definition of theft? Legally have to make a definition of knowing that the property was stolen or otherwise not known to that person.
And on my phone, there was not known until Mr. Mannell came in and said, I have some of these things that need to be...
That's another lie again because.
So I showed him in the security
camera footage where corporate
acknowledges that they are now
going to be responsible for
these Lego Star Wars sets.
These are ones that haven't.
He has not been paid his percentage yet.
And if I don't have a ticket,
I won't know how much I need to pay.
And after showing him this footage
to try to bring the conversation
back to reality,
This is response
Because we caught you guys
Jack
Jack I'm pretty technically there's nothing to tell you so with the fact that they're a franchise and
They get item it but
Initially, they're right
I agree too. I agree. It's not illegal on us. Thank you for
I don't think it's illegal. I think us catching you guys for doing the illegal thing doesn't make that what's we're doing illegal
That means what you guys are doing illegal
in some consignant thing. Yeah.
Okay, thank you for working with us. And after just going around in circles for probably
30 to 40 minutes and just, you know,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But there's initially barely in a gray area loophole,
but I didn't know for sure there were stick.
I thought, yeah, exactly.
And then they would, they would pay,
they would have to pay the amounts after the fact
when things were sold, but when they were not sold,
there's still bears to keep.
It's some gray area bullshit.
I mean, like kind of less than genuine questions
or less than genuine responses being given to me,
I was exasperated by the end of it.
And that's, when people get tired and exasperated,
that's when we're like,
ah, we finally got the footage that we can use
to make him look like a completely unreasonable monster.
But that's what they do, is people whose goal
is to do those sorts of things,
they just harass and go after people
as long and hard as they can until somebody breaks
says something that you know then they can you know use that one clip to be like oh look at this
horrible monster of a person so that's that that's what I feel like this kind of really happened here
so Amon's claiming that I just harassed him for 30 minutes and finally he got fed up with us which
that was the one clip at the end that I used in my documentary so I say let's go to the very beginning
of the footage my first interaction with them and see what actually happened so you guys are holding
Yeah, literally from the very first sentence we ever exchanged with each other, Ammon's
goal was just to lie to us, but anyways, I'm now starting to think that the only reason
Ammon learned us to email him about the inventory list wasn't actually to give us the inventory
list, but actually, it was a trap.
Yeah, Ammon only wanted me to email him so he can find out my email and subpoena Google
and find out all of my private information.
You think I'm lying, but they actually did this.
They subpoenaed Google asking for all private information tied to this email address.
And Google sent them like hundreds of hours of all their old footage from everything I've
filmed in the Lego video so far.
All my emails, all my search history, all the metadata that shows everywhere I've been.
But anyways, this was the reaction of the police officer after she watched my entire
first episode.
Um, did they do that?
No.
I'm really curious to see like if this school even makes any money doing this YouTube stuff
I'm like, it's an opportunity to travel
Another state just to go get some footage
Dude dude dude, it's any money. It's my entire first episode
I'm really curious to see like if this school even makes any money doing this YouTube stuff
I'm like, it's an opportunity to travel
To another state just to go get some footage
This is like secret information, something we see credible.
My understanding?
No, so it sounds like you were able to watch the video.
I think by secret information,
the police officer is referring to the security camera
footage that proves that everything
Brits and Minifigs is saying is a lie.
The first question is, how could this not be credible?
It's literally just video evidence
of what happened that night.
Chad, Chad, I am committed that this lady,
Cop, is like some internet rage bait that was flying.
evidence is just baiting people to get the matter almost. I mean this is so awful like
At least now I can see what is happening to me they're basically just saying that all of the evidence
I submit to them is not credible and therefore kiss clothes. Ben's wrong and we're right because we said that the evidence is
Uncredible. At this point, Brits and Minifigs is working with the police to just come up with whatever story they can to make any evidence
I give them seem as incredible as possible
in all of your actions to just generate click-tries to get, you know?
It's generally scary to think that these people are like, detectives.
They're not like cops or like fucking...
They don't hold the door to the platform, the PD or whatever.
These people are like, detectives.
Like, it's scary.
I mean, that means that if somebody killed one of your loved ones or whatever,
in the case we're out...
On the digital desk, this is who's investigating it.
So they've possibly died.
Like, this is the performance that you're getting.
I mean, that's scary!
Interesting.
He seems like a fun...
No, no, no.
And, you know...
This is the craziest part of the video to me.
me. Amon's claiming that I'm a keyboard warrior. And a keyboard warrior is basically just someone
who talks a lot of smack online, but then when it actually comes down to it, they won't
do anything in person.
Okay.
There's a lot. I mean, if we look back at the footage.
So what? Jack. Jack, I think keyboard warriors get a bad rep. Keyboard warriors are base
headed. I say shit online about shit that's happening online in hopes they keep it online.
I don't give a fuck if I can go into real life.
I'm not saying a keyboard warrior, in that sense,
would be something that would say,
I would fucking punch you at land,
and not punch at land.
Like, if I say shit online,
all your plans are online.
And why does that, does it matter?
Like, I don't give a shit if I do it in real life.
I accomplished almost everything in my life.
I wouldn't be a part of anything.
If someone in this story is a keyboard warrior,
I don't think it's me,
I think it's bricks and minifigs!
I mean, let's double check by looking at the footage.
Gamin claims with his words that he can give us the inventory list.
But when it actually comes down to it, he's terrified to give it to anyone.
Bricks and minifigs this entire time has also just been begging me to sue them.
So when I finally go out and actually sue them, they close down their store.
Now bricks and minifigs is going to absolute extreme lengths to hide from this lawsuit.
Are you okay if she just gives you the papers so we can just...
No, I'm not accepting service.
Absolutely not.
I mean bricks and minifigs is showing all of the signs of a keyboard warrior, but for
some reason they think that I'm the keyboard warrior.
Yeah, but yeah, but you can't, how is that in many ways, the police and the police don't
even, right in the eyebrow.
I'm not accepting service, like buddy, that's not how that works like...
it almost seems like everything bricks and mini-figs is doing for some reason they think that I'm the one that's the one doing it
Yeah, she could have looked at the evidence of the inside of her own folder and be like this case is dog shit
We're dropping it. We're not gonna staff it. We're not gonna pursue this shit. Fuck you make another complaint
Yo, and then go and do actual cases completely prove my point
Obviously, I'm not suffering from the sunk cost fallacy at all. Ammon's the one suffering from the stone cost fallacy
I mean, they literally already admitted to me that they've held onto the Legos for so long
It's not worth it for them to give it back to us anymore
Let's see what else bricks and minifigs is accusing me of well if they're suing me for defamation
But this entire time bricks and minifigs actually the ones defaming me
Oh, man
I hope you guys stole this product from this person to you
It should be replied by law to anybody who's gonna file for defamation or slander whatever
to be given a speech or a video on what is the formation,
what it comprised of,
and how somebody's gonna be held accountable
for the formation.
They should be linked to video, right?
Like a school video.
And it says, what that is.
And then say, do you still have the file?
Yes, I know.
Boom.
They should do that.
I'm in place now.
Let's take some money.
I'm trying to break some minifigs accusing me of extortion
when they're the ones actually extorting me
by saying if I don't want them to steal the Legos from us,
They're gonna make up a reason to throw me in jail.
What the f*** are you doing?
You stole my bitch.
I stole the leggings?
We're gonna hear your f***ing teeth.
Dang.
Oh yeah?
You can shut the f*** up.
That's your f***ing choice.
Bricks and minifigs is also getting me for Rico charges.
What?
They're getting me.
Workless Ben for Rico.
I think it is more likely that...
They're getting me for Rico.
...the reason we're guilty of Rico, right?
Yes!
Yes!
Look at this video.
That's what I said.
That's what I said on the first video.
Rico. This is a racketeering gangsterism in live. I'm telling you this previous businesses,
he actually got sued for Rico. He's the one guilty of Rico, not me. They're also accusing me of
sending a sniper to shoot out the windows of the MacNeth house. I just want to come to you and
see the window and see where they were shooting from. When the police got there, they realized it
was actually a construction worker who actually shot her. A sniper! It's more likely that it happened
from construction work and it happened from some random people across the way.
But even after all this, they still go-
He said a sniper? Yo, chat, I'm yo.
Go online and say it was me.
He's trying to get Ben Shiner for like attempted murder.
He's basically trying to set Ben Shiner up for attempted murder when Meanwhile was a male
from his own construction worker.
So what's the moral of the story here?
It looks like everything bad Brits and Minifigs is doing.
They think that I'm the one that's doing the bad thing.
It makes no sense.
So, I just let you know we call it a double blind.
The person who committed the crime may or may not be in the lineup or depicted.
So I will give this to you, you'll have as much time as you need to choose the one or
not you can choose the one.
Whenever you're able to feel like you have an idea of somebody, it's asking you to circle
And then, like that.
Perfect.
Okay.
There you go.
Okay.
Cool.
This was like the final step that I needed.
This is legit.
We've been able to verify the news now.
Yep.
So the police put on this big performance to make it look like they're going to all
this work to verify the facts.
But in reality, they already know who I am.
already used to peanut google they already watched my entire first lego video they already went
through all my search history to me they just feel like a space performance so they can show the
world hey look we verified everything well it wouldn't be the world though if there's a actual
quickest in this one the trial i mean that that would just that'd be part of it's that they identified
the person and he's called the id the person that they're talking about that is involved in this
like when if they would have just put an equal amount of effort into watching all the projects
Of course for optics, when you're at trial, it's all for optics of the people that are
the jurors.
What do you think the fucking law is when you go to trial?
It's optics.
They have to see it for themselves.
I doubt that Andrew's completely lying to them, but for some reason they didn't.
A few weeks later, when I ended up going to court, this was the state's response.
My name is Daniel Sandler, prosecutor.
Is Benjamin Schneider here?
Yes.
you want to take care of that today, we can do what we call a play in advance.
Were you able to see the footage I submitted to the police of our
interaction?
I have not watched it. No. Okay, because in that footage, you can clearly see
that the second he tells us to leave, we say, okay, we'll leave. Um, and then he
calls the police and said that we threatened to burn down the building
and shoot everyone inside. And he was just making up all these lies, which you
can clearly see in the footage that we submitted,
we were being respectful the whole time.
We left the second he told us to.
Sorry, let me.
And so it makes sense why the police would take me to court
because he's threatening that we're
going to burn down the building and shoot everyone.
But we did nothing.
He's just saying that because he's trying to.
Jack, what is the other thing?
Documentary maker.
So I'm making a documentary on the thing.
So his logic is if he throws me in jail,
then I if you make up a reason for me to go to jail then I won't be able to
expose them for their crimes
so that's prosecutor what's going on
well I mean as always
it yeah it's I'm not gonna bother stay in the footage
but if you watch it
it seems like they're just making up a bunch of false information in order to
silence criticism
but did you submit that to the uh... police officer
yes
Is the footage going, such that it's still going, like when you step out the door?
Uh, it starts from when we're in the elevator, before we talk to them, to when we are back in the elevator going back down.
Obviously, a video doesn't necessarily show everything that possibly happened.
So according to the state of Utah, the raw video that shows everything that possibly could have happened is not credible and cannot have shown everything that possibly could have happened.
It's true they could have went back up and restarted the alternation, right?
Meep.
In that case, the account of the person at the top would still be incorrect because they wouldn't comprise of that either.
So it doesn't even matter if they even went back because that would still be corrected towards his own account.
This is wrong on all accounts.
They didn't even watch it.
They're literally just taking Ammon's word for everything and completely ignoring all the evidence.
So where does this leave me now?
Not only am I being charged with a bunch of mystery crimes in American Fork, Utah,
but I'm also being charged with a second degree felony up to 15 years in jail in Provo, Utah.
And now that they have written proof that I'm committing all of these insane crimes against them,
I mean, obviously bricks and minifigs just made up everything, but that's not how the court sees it.
The court thinks that these are real, and for whatever reason, the court wouldn't let me share my side.
They only heard bricks and minifigs aside.
Ben's side was not in the room, was not heard. The court signed an order erasing his published
work on the strength of the company's verified complaint and the company's motion with no one
there to say a word against it. Yeah, the judge granted a temporary restraining order,
preventing me from even talking about bricks and minifigs, which sucks because this was the
night I hit one million... Yeah, but you know what though? They granted it to Jack. Is this the
This is the way he defends himself.
Again, again, uh, TROs are fucking easy.
They handed them out, they handed them out like candy.
If he has no valid objection against the TRO, it's just gonna go through.
If he's representing himself, I mean, even himself in early in the video was like, yo,
yo, judge, this doesn't make sense, bro.
Like motherfucker, this can't be right.
Yeah, dude, that's not a valid objection.
Like this doesn't do anything.
been talking about bricks and minifigs, which sucks because this was the night I hit one
million subscribers and all my friends threw a giant surprise party for me.
Yeah, bricks and minifigs gets to just keep spreading their lies about me and I just have
to sit in silence and there's nothing I can do to stop them.
It's crazy to think about how much public support I was getting.
$200,000 Lego to speak that's turning into one of the craziest legal cases in an internet
crusade.
That is just...
Classic.
What a classic, this guy.
$200,000 Lego collection.
This $200,000 Lego speaker.
Is that my shoulder?
Where?
I didn't see it.
It's crazy to think about how much public support I was getting.
That's my shoulder for half a frame, mom!
It's crazy to think about how much public support...
Look, that's like 40% opacity at the moment!
$200,000 Lego speak that's turning into one of the craziest legal cases in an internet
crusade that has just exploded.
A $200,000 Lego collection, this $200,000 Lego speak was literally one of the craziest
things I've ever seen.
I think this might be the best video I've seen, this is one of the crazier stories I've
ever heard.
I think my main problem is seeing people that have so much power in society, like cops
and judge it in prosecutors or whatever, not take 5 minutes out of their long ass days
and be like, are we wrong about this and invest the day for 5 minutes to counterclaim of what
if this guy was right, hold on, and just take a minute, like-
It really seemed like the entire internet was uniting to stand up to this bully of a
company.
Bricks and many things can stuff it.
Brick by brick.
Brick by brick.
Break my break
Really did seem like we were right about to get the Legos back
But I was wrong break up now the court has silenced me
It looks like all the work I put into this was just for nothing
Okay, but did he get a lawyer though? I mean bro a lawyer would have fucking torn through that though
However people were pretty upset that I was silenced and decided to protest
It sucks that I'm not even allowed to be a part of this movement anymore or maybe I
can be here I just have to be in disguise so no one recognizes me
No.
Alright, I'm here with, what was your name?
I'm Jerome.
I'm here to support the cause.
I've served American-Swarced people.
Here's the court.
Here with Jerome.
I spent the rest of the day protesting for the cause,
and not a single person here recognized who I actually am.
And maybe the protesting worked,
because after a full month of remaining silent,
I finally have an announcement.
Oh, it looks like I don't need this disguise anymore,
because I have my freedom of speech back okay I can say whatever I want I get
like I was a lot on track this guy's like a Tom whatever right he's like I'm in
our nuclear reactor I'm in Antarctica I'm in Ireland like he's always somewhere
different I'm always on top of the tower and look I just said it I'm not in jail
we're just sick we got our first amendment right back and now that I have my freedom
of speech back, everyone is wondering how bricks and mini figs can make up for the fact
that they made up all these lies about me to take away my freedom of speech. Most legal
experts are saying I could easily win millions of dollars from bricks and mini figs, but
instead I have a better solution. If they want to apologize, they can say their sorry
by doing the chicken dance. And I will take that as a sincere form of apology, and once
they do the chicken dance, then I will know that bricks and mini figs is sorry, and we
you can finally move on to the next video series. It'll be awesome.
So you guys not be thinking, why do you want them to do the chicken dance?
And there's actually a reason. So this entire time,
bricks and mini-figs always says the right thing,
but then their actions don't match their words at all.
So I was thinking, well, if they get given an apology,
they might say the right things, you know, but they're not actually going to mean it.
So by doing the chicken dance, I'm going to basically just be giving them another
opportunity to do the right thing not just with their words but with their
actions and once they decide to do the right thing then I'll move on to the next
video series and never talk about breaking many things again.
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A lawyer said it breaks me if it suits me which is too much of a loss here.
There will be at least two years and 72 weeks of imprisonment when it's over.
Oh, yeah.
And now for another.
Oh, I'm in Weldon Spring.
I'm in Yebley.
I'm in the abandoned city of Pripyat.
I'm inside one of the inching down oil tanks.
I'm off to the Arctic, but three weeks...
I am not inside a fusion reactor.
I'm in Hull.
I'm at Disney World.
I'm in an air-firing factory.
I'm in an unpowered glider.
I'm in Iceland
I'm flying a few thousand feet from a Lincoln ship
hahahahahahha
what is that?
so you say like
what would make the relationship better if you and Yana what you mean?
yeah me and Yana would make the relationship better
so if you and her what's the S.U.
yeah they make it better
yeah and y'all could fix it
you and her could fix it for sure
I'll try that in 2027
hi there people boy
I'm never doing something with this kid, bro
I'm sorry, Karen.
Okay, all right.
No, it's not happening on God.
Stay on.
You got pulled over?
Snagging lot though.
Say run, hey, say room teams.
Hey, you know what, be serious, be serious, okay?
No, I'm saying go.
No, that's crazy, kid.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, wait.
They gonna let me drop a cop on them.
What?
What?
They're gonna let you take care of them.
Huh?
What?
Oh, I should have taken care of them.
How about you, what?
I've never looked like
With my fucking chat, I'm supposed to have a good
That's how soon my chat and we just have a fun time
But you would have come interrupt me tomorrow you need your help
You got 25 experiment in my goddamn chat so most of the time I need to help
We're clearly out of time to make sure that
Watching the car to go bring up the negative
She should be with Jay Lee.
Okay, and Jay Lee.
Why not?
Why not?
Maybe she just should.
Why not?
Why not?
I don't get it.
What's gonna happen to you?
Oh my God.
Oh, they got pulled over.
Oh, God.
All police is following.
All the gang follow.
This is, no, no, no, no.
This is not happening right now.
No, it's not happening.
Say on God.
Yo, Rekhae.
Rekhae, Rekhae, Rekhae.
How do people get pulled over?
I mean, genuinely, I don't know how you get pulled over.
I'm not a driver, Roger. I swear.
I have no idea you get pulled over.
Excuse me.
I'm gonna pull over and I don't know how it happens.
Speeding.
Then just don't feed it.
I was speeding up crazy. I've never been. Oh, you're right.
He said he's serious. You can't help it. Be serious. Be serious.
You gotta do your swim? No. Why you don't swim? You shouldn't.
I'll probably accept you as a swim university. Interesting.
I don't drive, I don't know the time at all.
Why does bro have come on?
He's actually holding currently. On top of everything else.
The son of Lorenzo Salgado, the Houston man who's sh-
Ray just holding about himself.
Chad, isn't this his inner side now? Can you play premier now?
Ready?
Throw the flashback.
Ready?
What?
Teenage are going under here.
You having?
I'm swapping heaven.
Why are you looking here?
I'm behind site.
What's up?
Heaven, heaven, heaven.
Heaven, heaven.
We're bossing you.
I don't care.
Duncan, where are you?
It's blades.
I've never seen an assault.
New skinzer.
He liquid.
God.
Damage sat.
New skinzer.
New skins!
Welcome to the jungle chat.
Okay, let me get this stuff back in.
No, not that way. Uh, not that though.
Nice.
Oh, the microwave! Thank you, sir.
Jesus Christ, I feel like we got enough.
Microwave, man. I'm not even the old days.
Jack is that what he's playing from here?
Yeah, I'm a full save.
Wait, really?
Well, they're a lurk smoke, but let's just walk them in.
We do walk them in, sorry, it's a late call, late call.
Let's see if I can just get a quick pick and dead.
What?
We tried all of them.
He's glad it opened. Oh, it's a turn-in kill.
He's gonna be close to the smoke.
A snanker.
No, he's not.
He was there last time with the Zeus.
Oh, I will.
Oh, shit.
Oh, it's done.
That's a bad one.
It's a little run-spunish.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, god!
Oh, god!
Is he at?
Everybody ask Sheriff, what's up with the jam, you drunk?
Brother, you do one with eight crabs!
Yeah.
Fucking eight crabs.
God damn it!
What, is that a local land?
Sorry, I was treated.
Thank you, sir.
I
At least
I hate that newbie shit.
That's newbie shit.
Yes, sir.
I have this thing.
All right.
Uh, chat now what?
Uh, is there any fun to play?
Is there any fun?
So show me the new Skinsbloc player.
So show me the new skins real quick, yeah.
Ummm...
Roblox debates, I mean I would but...
Observer observing, people observing, people observing, people observing, people observing,
people.
Ooh, hold on.
Wait, but...
I don't see all of them.
chat how do you see all of them? is there a site you can click on?
xqcl my goat streamer can you welcome me to the jungle please xqcl
chat I guess I haven't played a single solo premiere game in years
I want to just play one solo premiere game
Yeah, I thought that an hour was not bad, actually.
Um, are there stats? Oh, stars!
Oh, yeah, it's not...
This list is in two hours, and...
I haven't played that game before. Is any good?
Yes.
Okay, I'll...
Um...
What are those guys?
Gup?
Goaded and Aga?
Who's Aga?
i've got
i thought he said souls game
i was about to cancel all my all it's awesome to see omega
i mean all of these looking good
i mean he's in terms of game
i like it because you could play
i like that the player
the doctor quiet and send a lot of the lock in and if it knows what the game
i like that new research is shit
the skins object
feel tested ultra-violent man that's not great
uh...
that's the core
what
so has a way
but i don't know that i'm not done
try hard seven
I mean, oh, the new skins, holy shit.
Am I branded?
Um, here?
OK.
Where do you go?
What?
I mean, I don't see it.
Check.
Do I call it if there's stores bad at it?
Ooh!
Chat.
I ban ancient and Anubis.
If you don't ban those maps, I mean you're a larvour.
Okay, my ban went through, easy.
So I'm the go.
Okay.
and then I guess a little cash in the jungle for 52 months.
Glam, glam, glam, glam, glam, glam, glam, glam, glam, glam.
Guys, really?
Really?
But really guys
Why did they ban it
Um is it this collection
That's pretty- oh, I know my name's actually- it's a little bit tacky, but awful, just-
I don't understand why they always pick the most dog shithead
Fire
Wait, is it?
Wait, is it around?
the
the
one city spawns mushroom
you can never get it again
you lost it because you were unprepared and unskilled
I
Know whoa, I mean
Yo, yo, yo, yo, what was that?
Okay, chat, I'll make it, I will make it a gold mine, I am buying a new microphone,
is that she is
it's any it's fucked
uh...
all now
What's up with the gun?
What's last?
What's last?
Jack, talk about this skin set.
Got cool now?
How would you have heard your own microphone?
Dude, it looks nice.
just let him out
imagine getting a revolver that's just embarrassing really
like hit a shot buddy like it wait chat how do I H I mean I agree that the
The night is disgusting because it's a boy and I, but it's about not seeing what's beyond the skin, it's the set, it's the vision, it's the cool combo, regardless of what the standard is in this game.
Really?
Ouch, ow!
this guy I actually hit him too I thought he shot him oh my god I'm oh my what the f**k
I've had my son watching you.
You see the damage on that?
So old.
He's one now.
But he hasn't really gotten any better at gaming.
Thoughts?
That's fucking crazy.
WTF, I didn't know you were good at this game.
Oh, thank you.
I don't know.
He's going to wish to have to go off.
I'm dead, you're dead.
He's mushroomed, he's mushroomed, I'm dead.
Oh my god, I mean I'm in a corner.
I mean I'm in a corner.
I mean I actually picked it, that's on me, that's on me.
is there's not like them any more than he is this knife
i'll trade you my cloud chaser gloves for a knife
how do you have trousers? i think i'd show them
easy clap pod gamma for kooda love xqc
this is like 16k thank you come on bro it's not silver
check out the new armory pass skins some of them are very nice also lock in and rank up so some
it will let you play with him also can I have a knife
okay okay I might have been wrong that's some low rated shit that these
controllers are very bad
okay yeah this is this is sadder chat do I chat do I even bother peaking
peaking mushroom here oh I think I was down another guy mushroom but they must
It's such an advantage for them beating downwards. I fuck it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
The edge of my head like this
.
.
.
.
He should not have moved like that right now.
You think he's close right?
I like man a guy shine for the the blue box and my role on my rights was the right teammate
I heard shots from the right in front of the garage.
Oh, teammates.
Well, I don't look at the map.
Nothing's useless. I don't give a shit.
CS map is useless. I don't look at that shit.
I mean, I go with vibes.
No, see, this is why I don't think that I hate it.
I hate picking that, I think it's just bad vibes.
No.
Oh, oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God.
Um.
Mr.Juice, why are you so good at gaming?
You are the best gamer of all time, time, XQCL.
Point flashback.
You are the honest wage of the QC.
Um, I mean, I think that was, that was some, uh, at least 19-day gameplay.
maybe maybe twenty twenty one thousand in jail where are they going twenty one
twenty one five
so I have an idea I picked mushroom from close up
here is your son you blonde hair cut where comes comes
I
Please
Stormtrooper
Could they be right?
Door open!
Door!
So, uh, dwarven!
Dwarven!
Dwarven has been planted.
Sorry, fire.
check that no that would be good that would have been good because that guy
would have been Molly it was a good Molly the shiny Rayquaza was a one-time
thing after at least pawns it's gone you came unprepared it's gone now oh my
fucking god actually knowing it he's dead for two yeah I know I mean not no
That's not true. I was winding it up and I was wanting it down as I
Well, how could I've been 86 damage chat, I'm dead here. I'm dead. Watch this. I'm actually dead and dead dead
And dead
Smile
Okay, in Madden Penso, if the guy was on mushroom, I mean, that's a crazy Molly.
Yeah, in my events, in my events, if he was there, he's fucked it.
What the fuck?
Sorry, what?
Why do you keep saying mushroom?
Because it's on a mushroom, though.
Yeah, what is up chat?
MOVE!
MOVE!
Felix, you're so beautiful today.
Female juice of ET double.
You need to move!
If you're gonna go ramp, don't stall at the ramp. It's just not right.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, it's alright man. We'll get an extra. I'm starting to bump.
It's not a folder. It's called being an adult and a competitor.
I have a concern have a complaint the guy acknowledged it said sorry said they would do better
Then my promise fixed if I keep the argument going
I'm a bitch ass because I complained for no reason a complaint with no with no hold of a solution is some real folder shit
I found my solution. I'm moving on
Oh my god is blocking oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my give a fucking man
99% of the logs out of your mouth are you complaining for no reason.
Oh, let me push out again.
On trophy.
XQ folder, XQ folder, CX.
Okay, Jack, if that was, if that was Valorant, as he has dead end, in Valorant you can shoot
through fucking kryptonite, in Valorant you can shoot through fucking Vibranium, okay?
I shot through cement and it doesn't go through.
I killed him three minutes ago
You almost took the guy like he almost caught the trequizer
Coat
Go back into the body and crunch a mathematics to you add all the percentage trigger
it looks like you gain an extra chromosome that's not a chromosomes work by the way I've
given them a cousin in genetics have you ever have you not listened in science
that could be right for the first one but i think that it doesn't make sense anymore
He jumped towards the spawn, is that the thing?
Whoa, hey!
If he jumps towards spawn, end me-
Enemy friendly is in lobby. He hasn't been looking spawned in lobby and
He's looking at the top
Partially retired or fully retarded
So
What are you guys?
Let's make this rain as rain
The shinier a quaser was a one-time thing after it these pawns it's you came unprepared it's gone
The shinier a quaser was a one-time thing after it these pawns it's gone you came unprepared it's gone now
You would feel shucks. Like you with catching the Rayquaza.
Oh wow.
Grenade out!
Shooting fire!
Classes off, Redcrate. Sorry, there's two.
I
Paul world with Jesse
I'll say
What is this requies a thing about why is it gone? Why is it a one-time thing?
Why would you leave a penny?
It is a little extra cash
The shiny Rayquaza was a one-time thing after it these pawns it's gone you came unprepared
Good job
That was not a thing.
No, no, that was hot, that was hot, no!
What is the man doing?!
I
Long mystery
All right, we got this place we got this
Yeah, I mean
We should help each other like I think if you all the spectators knew where the guy was that I think we got flying
Should we should have them now with some comms? You know you came unprepared?
All right, let's go to a site. I think you bummer site bummer site send it
I'll entry I'm I'm loaded on my screen, but it's all good. Just read me. Just read me
Try me, try me, try me
I think I didn't look to be trained there. I think we tried there. Okay. That's all good
You think just uh
We was for the trophy
But I mean, I don't want like the comes in and lose
You know what? Yeah, I think I think lost ability fuck it. Fuck it
bum rush the ramp like a man
force by force by light armor fucking whatever bumrush that shit
all right all right send it send it xqc do you believe in butter or bread
I have a smoker man, I'm running to the counter.
Coming!
I
Know no more severe, yeah
One in chat they didn't go through
I was carrying on your noodle chat in in my in my defense though people didn't run in there
After one guy died they out they out they all folded it. I mean I still I still push this game just like he lost the one-time
Rayquaza
I'm sure I should I'm not that
your aim is so bad ask for some help
wait
you made a bad call, like you made a bad call trying to catch the Rayquaza
yes, yes, you pre-fired me
at the time when I had to shoot that movement error so I had to redo it
Thanks
I think he's snapping for sure
Dude I'm not good at the game though
Trust me dude you're better than us
What?
What?
Cock-a-Balls?
Ex-QC, please stop trying to engulf a rock-wonder jokes. I think they're getting worse
The shinier it is off the spine it's fun
There's a one-time one-time thing one time thing black mold
Lost the rake ways are like you lost your McLaren you were not prepared
all wrong
Oh, we have to go in there he's dead. He's dead. I'm upset
it's now came shiny was one gone you the after thing it time of this spawns is
Rayquaze upon unprepared.
Hi Felix, today is my 24th birthday, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
I should have bought a molly there and not a grenade and shit.
well i'm doing terrible
wait a minute
you alright you alright you alright it's redden
you're doing this i think i mean come on man really
just announced he's opening the server for three hour mystery events.
of
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I don't know what to do with this guy.
No, not really, it was a one-time event, and you came unprepared.
What is this guy doing?
What the fuck is this guy doing?
Wait, how did I do 90, 2 and 1 with op and a 74? Like, shouldn't it be more than 100 with an op? I'm confused.
Oh they were low so I just let them out.
So it isn't candy over damage?
What?
I'm in the inside.
I
Think again you fucking bitch
of
death
of
death
of
death
Hey, you better hang on to that!
There's a new IGL, we gotta play slower.
Our last IGL is not good, so we have to...
We gotta play like IGL.
Just play better.
Ah yeah, that's like it.
No, no, no, you understand. Overall, it would have been better than that.
Pot friend, hello, ex, QC pot friend, hello, chat type pot friend, and do pot friend in real life, Felix.
Can you do pot friend in real life, everyone? Pot friend type pot friend, if you agree pot friend.
3, 2, 1.
Two guys, two guys.
Damn!
shit was nasty where's that I'm thinking about I'm thinking about that I'm planning on
chopping he's sniping it's just so obvious I'm
Yeah, I mean he's just sniping hard.
I feel that in my teammates.
I don't know how he's on me.
I mean he's not just sniping anyway.
It's kind of lame, so.
What?
What?
I mean the sniping is not what you can do about it.
What?
The sniping!
Oh, you're beautiful.
What?
Oh, you're beautiful.
I
My god, I can't f*** off
I'm so ass!
Yeah, you're slapping heavy.
Big cheese!
By the way, what rank is this?
Shit rank.
Any time you want to get screwed just let us know.
Guys, what rate is this?
Guys!
Like 3,000?
We're half, bro.
What?
Guys, what rate is this? Come on!
I know they're giving a number.
Hey guys, deny Danny the number.
What do you mean?
Is that 3K? Are you stupid?
Guys, where is it?
Chat, where's the new collection at?
Like, new items, where?
in the middle? Okay. And how do you buy this? Because why can't I get new cards? Am I maxed
out forever? Oh my...
What did I do after?
I have to buy all of them?
What means here?
I mean I'm playing this game but I'm just going to...
We have to play...
You can't buy...
You can't buy...
Stores?
Oh my fucking god.
You can't buy the skins for six more days since they just came out.
You gain stars by playing.
way, that should get on much nice.
Chat, please, what rank is this?
Like, that's not, if it's like, yeah, I'm done, I'm done playing.
Like, these years, what are the number of the ads profile?
Unranked that 4k badges, no they didn't
Yeah, I got my last game. Okay, just one more. Just one
5,000
It's not living what we gonna play though check
Check is power world worth playing at all
I'm
keep up the constant streams
are
Let's take a look.
Ah, I'm going to take a match.
By the way, is it over there?
It's on his 5. I'm almost max rank in this video game, by the way.
I
Had lost a little because I got a bad lost streak but it's all good. Yes. I just knew for that show
What did you say?
Should this come out and
It doesn't even say what
Where do you see the 1 hour at?
I don't see the 1 hour.
11.30.
Oh, guys, you won't believe what my word is.
Let's go.
Oh, wagon.
Yeah, so careful.
You should start.
Well, I'm not a content editor.
Watch the bait then.
Hopefully, you get a nice one.
Well I'm not a contender, I just realized I baited.
Hopefully I get a next win.
Um...
Yo!
Now what does that mean? What does it mean by that?
City and all of the United States, that doesn't...
Yeah, it's an example.
That's an example.
It's just an example. Yeah, exactly.
Just as you said, it's an example.
So we can't actually make any large objective assumption with that.
But I understand where you were going.
That was a good point.
Change the map. I don't know how to change the map.
Sorry.
Anyway, what would be your revolt to what I just said?
My reward is that even if it's not, even if my example isn't, you know, it's set to the whole U.S.
You still hold up. Let me search myself for quick. My bad.
No, it's fine. Honestly, it's fine. If you want, I can quickly talk to someone else while you're getting whatever you're getting up.
That's up to you though. You can stay on stage if you want.
Because I don't want to put you on the spot.
Yeah, my bad. It's just that all these websites require memberships.
Thank you.
I have the weakest arms. See, I have the weakest arms in the entire world.
So give me, like, I can't even look the mic out there.
Single sets, full body every single day, recline curls.
if you if you look max you're probably a loser
oh don't forget you're getting so many
machine machine machine was a machine
lot raises
anything that can give you what we have
so many cables a cable is to cable
it comes with a title right
if you look max you are probably a
loser he's right bang yo it's XTC bro
you're a loser. Okay. Now, now, now show me your last paycheck. Show me, show me. Now,
now show me one of your last paycheck. Some of that. I, I, I've been.
I've been. I've been. I've been. I've been. I've been. I've been. I've been. I've been.
You play on the planet
You don't have any robots
look out for yourself.
I think you said that.
Yeah, I think you said that.
I think you said that.
Okay, so here's my argument.
If you look smacks, it means that you're doing anything you can to look good.
But how does that actually further you go?
There's a way to further yourself while investing in yourself a little bit and a little bit
of looks, but also a lot of success.
You should be success maxing.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree with that.
You should be.
He's right.
He's awesome.
He's a status pick.
That's right.
It's good to look at him.
You've got a money max and once you money max, you can get surgery.
Success max.
Not money max.
Money is an extension of success.
If you enter success, you will get money and you will get experience and aura and you're
going to get everything you need.
Success when you want to.
I don't want to go to the gym, bro.
XCC, have you gotten any surgeries yet?
Nope.
So you can mog, actually, so come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what does mogging get me in that sense, though?
Like, where does that come from?
I'll tell you, mogging makes me feel better.
If I mog my significant other, I feel better about myself.
That's great, that's great, that's great.
You read you like a book, bro.
The features that you have are the only thing that make you you why would want to be everybody else?
It's just it's just the truth that looks matter bro like
Subconsciously humans judge based on looks if they if they deem you unattractive
They're going to assume negative things about you and I'm gonna fight that
You know, the machine is becoming the perfect human and you all look the same.
No, it isn't. No, no, no.
Wait, I have a question.
I mean, that's impossible.
No, no, no.
It is for questions, for questions.
The max thing is terrible because that's your main focus.
If your main focus is your looks, you don't need to...
There's diminishing returns on...
There's a time and money and you look right...
There's diminishing returns.
I agree there's diminishing returns, but everybody has their point where they have a line where they don't want to cross, right?
I think at the beginning, like getting lean and getting a good diet is like this extremely high ROI.
For unattractive dudes, surgery can have a very high ROI.
Why is it wrong?
I don't think so.
It's just people who are in this country.
Don't think surgeries are...
Getting the 10% body fat is one of the best things you can do to get lean.
It actually keeps 10% all the time.
Some of the best looking guys even complete dog garbage.
I mean if you like that's the thing guys with the top 1% Genetics that's sure as long as
it's within the calendar.
It's like no one can have those genetics.
I don't think it's physical appearance.
I think it's mental and physical appearance that matters most.
Yeah, but would you get a rat?
No.
No.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
That's true.
You know what I mean?
Well, you know the X is sleeping.
He's going to be sleeping.
Bro, X is sleeping, bro.
What?
Yeah, I think Snazzy wants to be let up.
Just helps him out.
Holy spam, bro.
Wait, I can't keep quiet.
Can you pay for my double jaw surgery?
I can't see everyone, man.
I can't see everyone.
How we doing today?
Bro, you said no.
You said no.
Bro, just no one.
You're just getting spam reported.
uh... but i think that you're a real ball of sunshine
i think that what's not going to play upon us unfortunately
i agree that you can get a lot of great and i'll help you
but maxing
because people don't want to know what it means to max though
it means that you're doing everything you can into your looks
and you're you're gonna be losing a lot of things
that we don't have to hard max that you don't have to know what that's what
That's wrong with the term a maxing is what it means when you're mid maxing
Yes, yes, let me explain something. Okay, let's say you were playing Tony Hawk
Okay, and you were doing your rat maxing it all your stats are going to the ones and zeros. Oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, what?
I didn't know you'd say single fucking bad word.
It's because I got, it's because I'm not supposed to write.
Jack, I never get, Jack, I swear to the lens and I never get these, these, these screens.
I think that screen is only powered by actual fossil words.
Uh, appeal.
Discriminatory contents.
Um, I am a live broadcaster.
and have been spam-reported. I have not said a single word that is against terms of service
and I have proof. I wrote to great lengths not to use any words deemed discriminatory and would
would like to regain access to the service.
Why would I believe that you banned it?
What?
We estimate the response within five days.
Buddy, if my ban is one date,
Why would I care to get a reply in five days?
I mean...
What?
Click on audio and you're done.
It's reviewed by AI.
So I can't reply to robots at all?
Dude, what the fuck?
No, I can't make any account because you have to, I need an application to use a voice.
Dude, off the website!
Uh, nah, that's just too far.
Chat, I've never been banned of that length on Roblox ever before.
I mean, did I say anything that was bad today?
I didn't say fucking nothing.
Did I say ugly all the time?
I say ugly all the time. I'll try this game. We'll see if it's gonna not
Can't play couple one because the server's not up
See how fun couple one was that Jack I should have had should have played before
Like I didn't know that that mods were that good these days because when I said it was like a month one years ago
It was terrible. It's done. It's done so good. It's actually fun. Like I wish I had played it by myself now
I have some new gen bullshit like I don't like new pokemon but the ones that you can
like mixed together or whatever and it is the gas flying wings or whatever
well the most nice one up I am yeah I just bought it because they were right
I think that the transition between Gen 1 and Gen 2 and Gen 3 are so insane, it's impossible
to beat.
Like, no general ever beat that.
I wish I could just continue on the same sort of creative direction.
Like, it made sense, and it actually matched the region somehow.
That's crazy.
Oh, is this gonna fucking launch? Like, I paid $50 for this shit.
First you sold the bag on a one-time shiny Ray Quasarand, now your band from Roadblocks.
Hope this five bucks helps
Yeah, mom, I'm gonna shoot
Choose your coach on skateboard coach name drop out
I'm not sure.
Is it like this?
That you start?
Or do you go back and play it main?
Change logo.
I'm almost at one hundred excuse CL
Do that looks cool, though
The humongous she was what humongous monsters
There is... dude.
Home field.
Tin can alley.
Did I look as if I was dead?
Did we match or shit out?
Put this on bro?
I don't know.
We match your shit out for this off-rope
Yeah, who do I want that oh
My god, there's a lot players now they change the game
Running batting no
67 months
67 67 67
Pablo is fucking busted
Check it, can you just not pick all the OPs?
Like that's gonna be
Hold on. Let me just check real quick. Let me make the team.
Uh, wheelchair where?
I think that's very good as long as there's no pitch.
wheeler she's very all-round but still pretty bad this guy can fucking
home run this shit oh my god oh my god he cooked
We need two pictures only one
Good I'm ready to go. I think it is the CMIS next way
Team lineup
Um, where's wheelchair guy like that, right?
Yeah, challenge it.
And obviously you should be feeling it.
Oh, or feeling is that bad?
But he's been bad as well, though.
Make her catch her.
What Pablo on show where's the bubble be?
batting too batting batting batting we need more running what the f**k
Pouble up first, then, piton second, then Mikey third, this, let's get it, let's get it,
Good.
I will forth-wide.
Oh, because when it's a whole run, everybody goes in.
Ah!
Somebody.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
monsters and blue rockets now this ought to be a clash for the ages it's time to play ball
he's blown his nose now he's ready to pull the ball out of the park it's mickey
thomas this kid is an impressive force on the plate just make changes are you
Go strike one
Power
With the ball go, there's two strikes no more room for error here
Oh straight up the middle
First base is occupied
He's a really going to knock it out of the park Pete Wheeler has stepped up to back
that was a long time ago
are you f-
what? why so slow?
what the fuck are you doing?
Oh my god!
Good!
Okay, okay, chat, power or what? Power, right?
I heard Kisha once hit a ball so hard that the scenes fell off.
Right back to the picture.
Okay.
Did I lose?
Okay.
That's the ending.
Okay.
So, did I lose?
Proud is buzzing for the newcomer.
No pressure, kid.
Just the entire...
Ooh, what?
...which is a trickle it's made on the...
Check the ball, you fucking moron!
What?
Here comes the newcomer, ready to rock the stadium.
Now, here's a kid who looks like they practiced their homerun trot in the mirror this morning.
You fill the ball in and you fill the ball out.
I'm in there.
Solid hit.
Kicked off.
Crowd on your side.
We've got a runner on second.
Run on third.
ı
what
what
it's our favorite new face steps in his
bad
let's see if the kids got the swing to
match the
the
the
nine
Oh my god
I
Don't get it
Touch them, right one!
Better watch out, they aren't messing around.
It happens.
Let's roll!
Here comes the neighborhood's newest ace,
towing the rubber and ready to deal.
Now here's a kid who will catch wing must have been practiced for hours.
Let's all go, it's time to try.
So I ran it. They have two goals.
Bigger!
That's what she says to you.
So how do you make it go more?
look up to her but I think we need to see a few more solid home runs out of her
before that. That kid is gonna need a plane ticket to catch that one.
There Ron is done.
Careful now and watch the power hitting Angela Del Vecchio.
She may not be the fastest but with a swing like that she can take her time around the bases.
The right one
You like to
Oh my god, I should have made her go down, right?
strong hitter this young batter means business
one strike from the count
oh my god I sure hope the umpire can find his glasses
what where's he going? your wheelchair guy where's he going?
Oh my god
What the fuck no they got they got they got the main catcher they got fucking you've got Otanian is little fucking how the fuck
explain
Explain
You're out the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
That one gets through, rifles it.
Get the fuck out of here!
Here comes the newcomer, but he's ready to rock the stadium.
The crowd is buzzing for the newcomer.
Rounder to left field, crosses it to the pitcher.
Oh my god, you're so slow! Jesus Christ, this guy, I can't.
This is the mound today, this batter is cleaning the bases.
Get ready to see some baseball!
Grilled it into left field.
Runners on first and second.
I'm ready for the ball!
Oh, what?
Stepping up to the plate with big dreams and a bigger swing.
It's our favorite.
Now he is a kid who looks like they practiced their home run trot in the mirror.
Right back to the pitcher.
And...
Get out! Out! Out! Out! Out!
Is that full?
Oh my God! Oh my...
And safely at the end of the day.
Yes!
Looking in her element out here in the fresh air, it's Annie Frazier.
Annie is one with nature, so the wind-
Round her through the garden.
No no no no no no no no no no!
Good hits come and go, but the Jugout will always be there for you.
The living legend, Pablo Sanchez is here to show us how it's done.
Oh no!
No, down the middle, down the middle, don't care.
First face line. Scooped up. That's a wrap.
Go get him in there.
Yeah, the guy got in though! I was at another point, he got in!
Look out! Here comes the newcomer. Ready to rock this stadium.
Get ready to see some peace fall.
Who ever is it?
She just walked away.
Run around first.
get him the fuck out of here you are trash
Bob
fuck
Keep your eye on the ball!
Rounder to left field.
Up with it.
Runners on first and second.
Wait.
Runners on first and...
Wait, what?
...bearing up for newcomers.
Ready to rock stadium.
Hmm.
Watch me go.
Chopper to third.
Chats it to the pitcher.
All three bases are loaded.
Taking the mound today, this batter is cleaning the faking.
Okay, batter up!
What? Any ways? Lay's out.
That's one way to stop her on.
They've brought home the faking. We give that one away.
way
Rose it to the pitcher look out here comes a new comer
Okay, okay, I guess I was given I guess I wanted it check it's not over so over check it's not over so over
I'm stuck for that!
I'm jelly for you daddy!
That was Skye! Hi!
Runner on first.
Right? That's good right?
Trying to set a good example, Sally Dobbs is stepping up to the plate.
Oh, aren't you cute, can you even throw this far?
How do you steal seconded?
How?
It's not nice that we had to get this little...
Oh my god! You can dash in! You can dash in!
Special, I think the cell-app is next.
Oh my fucking god, there's just no way.
Really?
Fuck that champagne sloth.
Fucker.
Fuck, there's a band in this motherfucker.
Okay, did they get back in fucking a full send match
Oh my god, you fucker
There's no crying in big sports.
Oh my God!
It went for 22 to the fans!
Fans!
Yes!
Oh my God, I wanna come back in.
It's time for the fourth inning.
I can't believe it.
Yeah, oh my god the wheelchair guide went heavy oh my god now watch this shit
You're trying to hit that top hit that
Are you stupid
What a moron kid
You get one minute
A noob-based steps in a battle.
Let's see if-
Gotta watch in kneecaps on those taters.
And the wing-hielder dies.
Runner's on first and second.
What? I can't tell it's in the base.
His lollipop is home run flavor.
Give it up for Tony Del Vecchio.
Tony can hit with some strong clap.
Maybe it's a lucky rally.
A little to the left.
Full extension.
Now this is more like it, a run has been scored folks.
Shocks.
Taking the mound today, this batter is cleaning the faces.
Alright, full ball to heavy-hater, I mean.
Full ball.
You sliced it like a piece of paper.
A full ball should give you a baller.
Or should give them a penalty.
Oh my god.
not shopping at the bit to prove themselves
Yeah, you're a fucking dumb ass
Let's witness
Here comes the neighborhood's newest ace, chewing the rubber and ready to peel.
Let's see if this kid can actually strike one.
Outside curb, outside curb, outside curb, on the inside.
That swing must have been practiced for hours, makes a dive at it.
Cross the plate, save your-
It's over, it's over, it's over.
Look out, here comes the newcomer.
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.
It's game time!
Drive it right up the middle!
Ouch! Ouch!
Get the fuck out of my bitch!
Now watch this shit!
Pablo?
No! Lazy first! Lazy first!
I
Don't go about last month here and we'll run the bases before the catch right bunch
That's just embarrassing
Right three
Hit that ball with the full weight of life's responsibilities and Sunday packing
Right back to the pitcher
The game is ready man
The plate put a big dream as a bigger swing.
It's our favorite.
Now he is a kid who looks like they practiced their whole rounder to left field.
I'm glad I didn't break that window.
Shot into the gap.
And for a best...
How do they aim in the middle of that?
We've got a runner on first.
Taking the mound today.
This batter is cleaning the basins.
time
Why should it went to the top right? Oh, yeah, I mean to get it
Oh, I can punch him
Look out! Here comes the u-perman! Ready to pop!
Dude!
Get ready to see some baseball!
That ball's gonna be few stars!
Yes! Oh my god!
He's got this!
Goes for the diving catch!
You can feel the confidence put off by Tony Delbechio!
Watch me learn!
Man, what a moron!
What a moron!
So bad so bad
Change the picture X. I want to make it better. Let's see if the kids got the swing to make
it swagger. I did click T more on it.
Okay.
Still some breathing room
Okay chat it's not over until it's over give it a chance give it a chance
Come on!
Uh, it was not that the box, I shouldn't have downed it.
Good! Good! Good! Good! Fuck yes!
No, no, not him!
Oh my god!
Why didn't she run?
Oh, she would have caught me there, right?
Oh my!
I was learning how to play my first game though.
I was learning how to play the game though.
Now I get how the game works.
This is the real game.
I was the first game.
See this is the one I chose.
Look out, here comes the newcomer, ready to rob this stadium.
The crowd is buzzing for the newcomer.
No, looked up.
Ball is still in place.
Run around first.
How do I bring in somebody?
Just like a spy.
I'll bring in you all back in the house, OK?
Is this a one-time thing, Chet, a one-time thing,
one-time thing TL Buster?
Right back to the pitcher.
They're aggressive, tenacious. I love it.
Add a kid.
I could have gotten both, right?
It comes the neighborhood's newest ace,
towing the rubber and ready to deal.
Now he is a kid who looks like they practiced their home run
trap in the mirror this morning.
That one finds the gap.
Wait, what the?
Runner's on first and third.
And that's a point.
All right, that's enough of me.
He may not be breathing easy.
It hit the car and then...
What what? What?
Was that... was that a bug? Was that a bug?
out of base. Oh my god, what a strike. Don't don't don't. Oh, because you have to slide
properly, right?
He's really going to knock it out of the park Pete Wheeler has stepped up to bat rumor has it that Pete once ran so fast
But his shoes fell off and he could never find them again
Oh my god
Any is as gentle as they come
I
Didn't like that ball I didn't I don't like it. I don't I don't like it
My sunglasses
I'm sitting at the fucking heaven watching it
to the picture. That'll bring our team up to bat. Look out! Here comes the newcomer. Ready to
drop the stadium. The crowd is buzzing for the newcomer. No pressure. Chopper 2-3. Full
extension. Steps it to the mound. Run around first. Stepping up to the plate with big dreams
I'm gonna make it better
No
Trash buddy
What was that, man?
Those fielders are gonna need to man oblique to catch that one.
And the fielders' time to get first and second.
Check, if you hit the wall, man, she'll attack. How's that not a... how's that not an... it's out.
Let's see if this kid can actually ball. Or if they're just good standing there.
Solid hit. Dave snapped it. And the fielders died.
to the pitcher. You've got a runner on 1st and 2nd.
Slinges it.
Scoops it up. Rows it to the pitcher.
What?
I didn't throw the pitcher. I'm flicking you so they flick, man.
You saw me flick on the...
No question.
Sling goes the batter and the runner tags.
They shot through the runners on 1st and 2nd.
get him out, get him out, get him out, get him out, bully him, bully him, put him in
the locker, bully this fucking moron!
oh my god okay I I need to remember to die properly otherwise she could be on
an issue but I'll base what you can run to me run through
Yikes, that's a ball.
Send in to left field.
You can't win them all.
Careful now, in walks the power-hitting Angela Del Vecchio.
She may not be the fastest, but with a swing like that, she can take her time around the bases.
Throw the bomb, Orana.
Oh my god, it's good.
Yes!
Oh my god!
Runners on first and second.
Always a fan favorite.
Oh.
Kenny is a strong hitter.
This young batter means business.
Nope.
All one
Nasty pitch with a lot of heat and it's an out
Bless you, Mikey Thomas is up to back
What is infield fly it sounds like a fucking
No, no time out come out come out not this fucker
direction the ball whizzes down towards center a little outside one strike on
account now it's not the time to choke
today it's headed straight back to the
I
Don't get it
That was clearly awful
My brain frozen, okay, I will agree that one that's on me. My brain clearly frozen
That ball's got a chick.
They're unstoppable.
Get him out. Get him out!
If it's on the line even by a little bit, it's still a striking one.
Wait, I said I said because the other guy was...
I thought that was a kickball.
Better drop your binoculars because they're taking the mound today.
This batter is bleeding the bases.
My time to start.
I think this is the only time in my 87 months of scripting that I wanted to cancel it.
Holy fuck what the fuck are you doing?
Use power more and use your fucking specials.
You lost last game with a usable special.
I'll reset tomorrow.
XQTL.
I don't get it. I already cleared that base, no?
over to the pitcher
Get the fuck out of here
Hey, hey, hey!
Do you like one?
Rounder to left field
Get him out!
Get him out! Get him out! Get him out!
Okay, okay, three innings, I can do this.
Annie is one with nature.
So who can hit hard?
We all experience heartbreak one day or another.
The living legend Pablo Sanchez is here to show us how it's done.
And that's a strike
That's just embarrassing
not bad at all
fucking smash it
just hearing her name makes pitchers sweat oh my god wait what is he doing
Little Luan Luiz loops up the back.
He can't run for you, Teddy!
What is he doing?
XQCL.
All eyes are on the pitch.
Those kids are gonna wish they had a lot of sunglasses.
What?
Okay, they nerfed Pablo in the second game.
Cap.
From the first Internet of this game to the newest version,
they nerfed him.
He can't think.
He can't think!
No, 10 out, 10 out, 10 out.
I want the, I want the wheel care.
Uh, we'll, we'll, we'll check inside.
They're good.
Now watch this.
Ready to rock this stadium my time aside
One new one they're open this game also terrarium like this
She's a dancer the top speller in the boat. Oh my god, look at ball
What?
What did I do wrong there?
Dude, you're shit.
Oh my god, look at that ball.
Oh my god.
I
But I put it outside the box
I
I've seen it before I've seen I've seen it in movies
Down by down by six to any it's wonderful. It's one more game. I
Love the diversity on this game a lot of the present
The addition of the mental disabled kid on the top left was a good choice
I'm surprised to see you struggling I thought you would go to throw you
not bad
No
My god
This kid is an impressive force on the plate. Just make sure
that's a stylish home run
no
a little outside ball one
oh my god
place it off the wall
hold on
Looking a bit confused. We have Pete Wheeler.
Heal us, heal us.
That was a long time thing.
After these storms, it's gone.
You came unprepared.
No, not really.
It's one.
That is rare.
This one's raring to go.
See you, Reich One.
Are you fucking kidding me?
It's headed straight back to the outfield.
Rifles, wait and go.
Our load is in the bag.
The bases are loaded.
the big hold on it's loaded it was a one-time thing oh my god
it's taking the mound today this batter is cleaning the bases watch me go
Right back to the pitcher.
Now that was a nice play.
Look out!
Here comes the newcomer.
Ready to drop this stadium.
Get ready.
It's Eastern Baseball.
That's a strike.
I suggest you drop the plate.
Runner on first.
well
watch me
go on swing
fate of the universe on the line
give me a
do you like one
sixty eight months
one more than sixty seven
one less than sixty nine
what a number
xqc
welcome
You like to
What
No, the real sheriff gets in the way.
We need the faces.
Let's go!
Play the best rounder through the cap.
Yo, we're holding the real chastis.
Chast!
Chast!
Indigestion baseball has- has- has-
Has anybody ever gotten six points in a single inning in a win-
The game?
Top Losanches is here to show us how it's done.
The secret weapon always looks like he's ready to belt one out of the park.
next donno is weird champ
send it run around first
pure power at that they don't call Kisha billets slugger for nothing stop
18's record? watch this shit
oh man
Don't underestimate her.
The big five-seven.
She's speeder.
Mother streams.
Could I get a welcome to the jungle?
Last dawn there was weird chow.
Chopper to nerd.
The fielders got it.
Oh my god!
There's our first and second.
The boss has come to take control of the game.
It's Sally Duck.
And that's a strike.
I think I'm gonna roll to a bottom cry and I'll give it to you, I'll let you marry me.
No, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Just cook your shit pal
Oh my god
Chat where you click on the ball
Changes where the ball is gonna go under up
Strike one.
I click like under.
Two strikes.
No pressure.
Got all of that.
Another one bites the dust.
He's a wheelie going to knock it out of the park.
This guy, Jack, he's a home runner.
Fuck you.
The computer is fucking cheating it and all that.
That's one powerful strike.
Runners on first and second.
Come on, come on, come on.
On paper.
On paper.
One strike on the count.
got all of that one came like it is what it is I mean
I got chills from that performance baseball never looked so good that was
So how do you play against our players?
Cunning soon!
If you played this game against Jesse, he would absolutely spoke your ass.
to pick what the fuck 50 dollars game okay okay this is a game you would find
in a fucking it cereal box back in days if you this game was like some game
you need it for free they make a new game it's 50 bucks and some features are
coming soon that's an insult that that's an insult to any player that's an
That's an insult to game developers.
Like what a fucking joke.
Like really?
50 dollars for a game that should be either free or less than 10 dollars and some features
are coming soon on a global release? Really? That's unacceptable. Yikes.
Two out of ten.
Never again refunded.
Actually not refunded because I don't know if this review will stay up.
if I do, I'll do it later.
It stays?
Okay.
IGN.
Dude, and that's crazy.
Because I've never played the power world, yes it exists in something but in longer form.
So is this game not out like a few days ago?
What does 1.0 do different than the main game?
Is it like actually new?
Also, what's up with this?
It says, look, buy the game for $20 or buy the game, ultra pals, ultra kill, and for $24.
I get two more things for less.
I already own it but it still has money though, right?
Fine, I just bought it, some of that.
Alright. Wait, everybody played it already. It's the same game, just what was the game
before though? Was it off? Was it... Probably access, interesting.
Wait what the fuck am I what am I watching it rockets bro
What
and
it was live already
well it's downing very slow, I mean 600 mbps is a lot, no?
is there a shaver cross on the camera or not?
There's a one-man financial.
Chad, I don't understand what this bear is doing.
Shouldn't you just go forward and get all the fish?
Why is he not going there?
Is it deeper?
Oh, you missed it.
No, I get it.
She only takes the one that really goes into his hand and stands by himself.
Like, last time he, even the fish I went to hit is red and when A.K. then he picked it
up.
I was waiting for an official to really go A.K. right next to him.
It's so lazy.
Oh!
Buddy, are you stupid?
Buddy, are you stupid?
Oh, you got it.
So that must be nice, though, no?
A fresh salam?
That must taste real good.
Okay, for him, that might be like candy, no?
Like, holy shit, imagine it.
Oh, wait, no.
Oh wait, no, isn't there like fins and shit?
The fish is not like these scales, isn't that like scales?
Well, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, is that not?
Seeing these fairs eat reminds me of how much you fed in the CS games earlier.
Good times feels strong man 7.
75 months, can I get a welcome to the jungle spawn camping the salmon is a W move
Desperate acid old guzzled it
Oh
Oh
I was at where you bear drink water like they drink water straight there on the
water? They don't get sick. Interesting. I think that's a momma bear. Yeah, that's a momma
not very now.
Fielding.
80 small bears.
XQC out.
So why do the fish go upstream though? Why don't they just keep going down there?
She was looking at that catch though.
Okay, lay eggs, and it makes sense actually.
It's still better doing nothing.
Like, what an inefficient hunter.
He's in there for an hour!
Wait, he's in there for two hours!
Put a ball on her.
Alright.
Sammons can't escape bears, but Tula can't.
The bearded vulture, also known as the Lama Gaia, has evolved to survive on something
many animals...
Is there a land foot?
There's a whole ass land foot!
...cannot digest bones.
Watching it swallow a bone that appears almost as large as its head can seem unbelievable,
but its body is specially adapted for tasks.
The bird has a remarkably flexible throat and esophagus, allowing large pieces of bone
to pass quickly into its digestive system. However, the real magic happens inside its
stomach. Scientists have found that the bearded vulture produces extremely powerful stomach
acid with a pH close to one, making it one of the most acidic digestive systems in the
animal kingdom. This acid is strong enough to-
There was one in the humans like at like a 3.5 or like a 4.
nutrients trapped inside. Because of this unique ability, the bird can feed on remains
that many other scavengers leave behind. This bird is often called-
So what is this even acid stomach pH?
Look at three.
I was right, I said 2.5.
Options, Revix, V-Sync, Off, Max-FBS.
We'll do it off for now.
field of view.
Motion blur off.
off. Wait. Graphics. Anti-lazying. Wait, did I just... Oh, I trolled hard. It's like,
I mean because I'm gonna do it so I'm just
And you design at the top of I'll see it. That's it
You can fly
I've actually never watched a total maybe like five minutes of this game before.
I've never really watched or played this game, but I've never played it before.
Chat, do I multiplayer?
Um...
Kim Yu?
You know what? This is gonna be called, um...
Timmy Hoenn.
Chat, Magnetical D?
Why not hardcore?
So what?
Ard?
Ard animal.
What the fuck? Why you can cheat everything?
That's so lame. Why would I do that?
I don't do that all I think I think it's bad
Body type that
What the heck is there no is there no guys
Chad, that's a girl buddy, no?
Dude, what the fudge?
Yeah, I mean I must build it
Um, let me go like this, big ass arms, like me.
Hold on.
We have an image.
Good job.
Holy.
Holy shakin' nuts.
What about that beard color?
Holy chat I cannot.
Chat thoughts?
Love you ex when the next leg you'll draw.
Um, in a while, Naby.
Holy shit!
Nah!
Nah!
Thank you, hold on. I'm Mr. Trillin. I'll just run.
Shut up, Abyss!
Joey, he's gonna heavy.
Yes, sir.
What the?
Hey, Daddy, can you restart stream I just got here?
Shut up, I just wanna...
It's quiet, it's quiet.
Is that a pokedex?
Those are the key.
The trees hold the truth, then. Why is it in this spot, though?
I need to add AA, this game needs AA for sure.
This looks terrible in a way.
Okay, so, what is the game about?
Oh, it's the first guy that did it at homeland.
So, guide, bluffs with tears, got it, be careful, okay.
Wait, materials?
You getting materials on the ground?
Take my gun.
Um, stone.
Now can I craft?
What the f-
A PAL Sphere
You better believe that Ganba tonight is gonna go crazy.
We need something massive.
True or true?
Wait, I'm confused.
Build mode, bea- build it!
What? It is a very weird menu. I mean, you cannot blame me. It is a very weird...
I-I-I'll just let you...
I-I wouldn't club...
...acquire...
...or can I beat him to death?
Okay, so you just get them, that's it.
But yeah, I thought I had a ball, but how do I use my ball?
Maybe in my quick slots?
Hello?
I'll use Q.
I think at the bottom.
Palsphere.
So how do I do that then?
So Palsphere.
Okay, I get it.
I get it.
So what do I want first?
I'd like to have my, oh.
I love Paul world quick tip for you think of the way crafting works in this game the same as you would in our survival
You need to gain levels to unlock more crafts
unused statistic
How do I put statistics it doesn't say what menu to do puts that's
chest
Yeah, I bet that's...
No, I already did that. Oh, the quest wasn't on yet.
Hold on now, hold on now.
Oh nice, another sphere and some arrows.
Okay, I'm probably making you stuck, right?
Wait, it's like Brother the Wild.
I'm too lazy, I'm just gonna make a new bench right here.
I'm too lazy, I'm not going back up there.
Pickaxe! More wood.
Are you a chicken?
Should I get...
...a axe first?
And then if I get an axe?
Maybe I could get more stuff faster.
With wood.
Oh, I don't have enough stone words.
Thanks for the years of laughter, FelixxQCL.
Bang!
An armed wooden club.
Okay.
Bang!
Okay.
Hold on.
Let me go a little bit.
Then I get, what about the big ass doll there, maybe there's some iron in there?
I think this is the Oval Drop Stone, no?
Oh, the rocket's smaller, okay, I get it.
Um...
She's on top right quest.
Another chicken.
Okay, now I'm gonna go and make our access to get more tests for
So how about we catch a Pokemon or a pal let's get a pal
Dude more stone
I like the kitty here
Hey, come back
Come back!
Dude, come back!
Hello, Felix. Wow. Is this the actual release for Total Letdown? It looks so cool. I can't
wait to play this game with all my friends. You are doing amazing. Please delete this
part of the donation.
BANG!
Yo, XQC, there is a unique one-time only event after you craft your first workbench.
Go to it and hold out plusy and it will give you a unique shiny spawn.
It doesn't work if you build another workbench so you have to do it now.
Have fun.
Huh?
Well it's late, I already made you with two benches, I already...
Okay, I'm gonna axe.
Okay, boost any stats, okay, maybe Attack and Stemmer.
Attack. 350 on the weight is huge. Wait, I can unlock a technology? What about a sphere?
There's a mine in the blue node.
Mine in the blue node.
There is a one-time spawn at the end of the map
for a shiny after that it's gone.
Non-existent will be raised.
Ouch, I didn't know I already knew.
Ex-QC, watch out for the pals called.
Kerbs, if they hit you, you could be in.
Kerbs.
Done, finished.
I'm not sure to bring a club.
Oh my god.
He's Loich V, though.
Place a pal box.
Um...
Technology?
So where's the pal box?
Oh, okay. Now how did I put... I have to make it, right? Interesting, pal box B. I need
stone and the wood. Jack and Senma, my dude to work. Bahal. Command Pal. Command to point
and E.
XQCL.
So he's useless then.
Okay, what about if I get a rock?
Does he like rock?
Oh, I need a power box first.
Oh, because that's what the power, that's what the power's gonna use.
They're gonna use the box.
Motherfucker.
Okay, that makes sense, I'm gonna get some stone
Oh you can help yes, boom
BOOM!
Open the box.
Deploy a base power.
What about that
Open a power box and deploy a base power
How you deploy it
Like that
He's a bed I under
okay um catch a land ball is that the the the sheet bitch ass
Okay, you boys are very slowly.
Just give me a...
Come on, boom!
Boom!
Wait, did you guys want me to catch three of them?
BOOM!
Wait, the game must need a catch to get them?
That's just way too many.
Are you kidding me?
stop it you're hurting them well I don't hurt them like if I have to hurt it
initially to help it I mean it's what I got to do right
It's gonna have a better life if it's under my control.
They can work for me and shit like that.
What?
Let's get it.
Unlock the clothing outfit in the permanent vengeance equipment.
I guess.
So how do I put all my sheets to work now though, because I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna,
I mean that one would be useless.
In the box.
So are you doing the tutorial like that or not?
Oh my god.
Wait, he is actually doing good?
Oh my god.
Um...
You know, I wanna...
Dude!
Thank you, very nice. Dude, well done. Unlock the outfits.
Ah, where?
Technology.
PAL outfits. This?
Am I done?
What is the power of it?
It's okay, they have the means of production.
Also, top left but star.
Shadow, where?
Tier 4.
Okay.
Hey, cloth.
So shouldn't I do have to kill...
Um...
Please don't hurt us!
Please we are innocent creatures!
We don't want to work, please.
It's hot.
I don't want to mine.
I need water.
What the fuck did you do with my son?
Where is my son?
Just you wait until it turns to nighttime.
Okay.
Oh, I'd have to discover it then.
Oh, wool, yeah, I can make that.
Wait, what was the next?
Okay, I researched that, right?
So I'll be the night, I should make a bed.
Yeah, he's not working why.
Nice.
Nice.
Uh, let's go to bed.
A common shield.
Okay.
It's fiber.
So how do you get fiber?
Sorry, I had to.
I have to make items.
Maybe I drop some of them.
Take half.
L-Shift.
Oh my god, is that rare?
What is that?
I don't have any fiber.
No, no come back come back. No don't attack. No
No
Okay, everybody, send it!
Hold on boys. I gotta cut these up. Hold on oh
No
This monkey is hopping around game to game having no idea.
Ah, heartswap!
More honor!
Come on!
Nope!
Heartswap!
Oh, no!
Come on.
Nope.
Hot walks.
Come on.
No.
The
Oh
No
What no
I had a reservoir!
Teacher's team will forget to send the check for the reaction to the new album.
the
No!
No!
Ned get out!
No!
Please!
What?
You're not doing it!
I'm not!
I'm not!
I'm not!
I'm not!
I'm not!
I'm not!
I'm not!
I'm not!
I'm not!
I'm not!
So you're telling me that none of the 30% chances that I actually hit there.
Just that unlucky, really.
This was a one-time event and you came unprepared.
Ummm...
That's fucking lame as shit.
Oh yeah, they hit it three times.
Now where's the fiber?
Oh there it is.
Oh my god, you have to wait all this time, really?
Oh they can make it if I just put them on it.
Oh no, look at the top of the corpse.
Okay, so 10 minutes to heal, man, I was in progress, okay, yeah, normal parachutes,
a normal parachutes
and will fight this
it's a more house
there's a more balls
only one
only one ball
the chest
uh...
getting a more blue or
I'll read the pallet box.
Okay.
They're good?
Now...
They're gonna snack some... some bananas around?
Oh, that's stamina, oh I forgot, I have my statistics.
Oh, maybe more stamina.
Place feed box in the box.
to feed box
research it
where are all the miners at
oh to feed them yeah but directly directly
lately hope everything is going well for you and chat
xqcl
Oh, he's back.
Hold on. Hold on.
How many points do I have to get out and unlock all this?
Five points.
Oh.
Easy.
Um, now I can make a...
Boat?
Did Fiber again?
That's that Bollackle. That's so much...
Um...
That is like an hour.
I'll pick that country.
Uh, incorrect.
What the fuck?
I mean, you liked me.
Why would you like me?
I ain't worth a thing.
Um, okay. Two more peppers. One, two, done it. Finished. Oh my god!
Yo this fucking shit is just not worth it! It's just so long!
It's just not it, this is really good again.
I'm automatic, automatic.
Arrows in stone.
60 months is a long-ass time god damn three arrows leaving everyone oh time
I'm starting.
Three times? Oh no, fuck that.
30 years old BTW.
Oh yeah, I can just catch more pals.
That's mine.
Bang!
Is he? Okay, so that I can put him to work, right?
What is he doing? Stop that.
But he has a craft.
Is he stupid?
Oh
Only the captain craft oh
He's got no fucking hands
So why is so aggressive, why is it killing a buddy?
My cat is damaged this guy knows how to draw a perfect circle
He's killing everybody!
He's committing a massacre for what?
What does one do?
Oh.
Him.
Work on this, pal.
Hey.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Put it in the box.
Like this.
At the bottom.
Oh.
like this. What was it? A base power. I think I have the technology now. Okay. That's good.
I saw some ghosts here chat. Are they there?
Those are ghosts.
Should I get a bunch of cats and put them all to work?
Hey, buddy!
Where are they going?
Oh no!
Guys, where are they going?
guys where are they going that might
because I got it not bad
I want to get some higher level stuff, I think it's like some beginner stuff.
No?
Dang it!
I cut like a whole family, you know what?
There's many pigeons?
Well that one I didn't have any, I didn't have any,
a vaultsword, what am I gonna do?
Okay, so I can create like a camp, will they all work?
I'm gonna upgrade this then.
Fire, better pivots.
fire, bed repair bench, fiber again, no I can't open the door, parachute first,
Oh
Klotz
Oh chat, I don't get wool only by killing the dudes
Why I just gonna have to
Wait, I don't, I don't, what do you mean I don't have to kill them?
They have something to gift trick the mailbox, where's the box at?
Where's the box?
Where's the box?
you're supposed to use the pull box to see what helped us what some craft mine
rock and wood the sheep makes wool in a ranch when you unlock it in technology
you need to see which pals do which tasks
Awwww.
Okay, so what do I do with this box? Oh, I can put them to work like this?
They good?
Now they're gonna go around doing some stuff!
Like a chess? Is that a chess area?
Chad, did I put in a 7?
More?
Umm...
Thank you.
Okay.
Equipment.
No pass-shoots.
Why so slow?
Why so slow?
Talk to the chief.
Find the settlements.
Let me just make some balls first.
So with that, what?
Let me just make some balls first.
So with that one.
Pals to bear.
They'll, um, shift over that, yeah, yeah, right.
fiber for this shit. Got it. Oh that's my bed. How do you make their beds? IntelliGy?
like this?
okay
I'm from the future, please slow down, X.
How the world becomes a desolate world with many, many work camps, lots of pollution, poor working conditions, depopulation, extinction, total ecological collapse.
It's too one per chat. Listen. That's not ever
Okay, so I mean whatever I go to salmon, right
But so far wait shadow I didn't buy this
That's gonna bad it.
Fucking fact it's shallow.
How do you slide down there?
Oh!
Time for us!
Is that one damage?
on easy buster
Okay, now what? Chat, now I have to...
Oh, they bought me the bed.
Oh, he's sad. Uh, why needs fiber?
Well, you know, one can sleep on the bed and get a one-bed nut. Okay.
Well, yeah, I need one of Chops' Wood, exactly.
Chat, okay, these one Chops' Wood are each Woodie.
What did I do over there?
Oh no!
Nice!
No welcoming to the jungle, Shade.
Repair your shits.
Check, should I use that as my base power?
Now what does he do?
the box. Drops from his back assigned to a ranch. Restores 100 HP. Pals on... oh, he
feeds everybody. That's gonna bullshit. That's completely useless. What a piece of
shit. Level sinks. So if you get any higher, he goes lower.
I'll use them as a fighter then.
Okay, I had to put them in the buckets.
Oh, like this.
Okay.
I'm gonna make some more balls.
Use chat to see.
going on next, cut. The mandem running around the center got them all dizzy, cut. On phone
engraved this stream got the mandem feeling colder than peas in the back of the freezer,
you feel me, cut? Word up, stay on the go, cut.
And they're not gonna help me?
What?
Hi, XQC. Can I get a fuck you please smile?
They're hungry and tired and stressed. I don't really get a shit.
I haven't played this game before. I haven't played this game before.
I pulled from the chest, it actually makes sense.
Jack, I will say, Jack, as the first time I've played this game, I'm gonna say, this game's a bit lifeless.
That's just my thoughts.
So now I have a spear. Is that better damage? Oh, 10 damage. Let's go to the settlements.
Why wouldn't I go past the spawner? If there's like a little sink and things get hard, I
Okay, there's some shit that you need to do at the spawn. I mean, I'm fine on base, no?
Oh
Just got my security plus certification can I get a welcome to the jungle?
workers
I'm very cool.
So I go from here and I jump.
Okay.
Oh, ghost!
Help me!
Bye bye!
Okay. Wait, is this not a settlement?
Statue of power.
I mean, I'll catch him here. Wait, did I get him?
What I caught him
What image I was a log 4%
There's riflemen that have to meet you. Why are riflemen?
I skipped.
What the fuck?
shiny what?
high ex-qc. i can't believe i've been in this fucking jungle for 51 months. i'm still
waiting for lord ex to welcome me to the jungle. 51 months of absolute baffling.
him?
51 months ago i had really good eyesight and now i'm almost blind by your lack of knowledge
in every game. Anyways, maybe in the next 51, I'll lose my hearing from the inaudible
words that come out of you, man.
XQCL.
To shiny wear!
Him?
him?
is he gone forever?
Oh, that's sadder.
Oh.
There's one dumb thing.
Yeah, what are those?
Unicorns?
Um, what's up over there?
What is that?
Come on motherfucker
Attack man
Nice!
Is that rare?
I think that's fair.
Child, what is the depresso?
Like, it just seems odd, I have a name, um, a depresso.
So how do you heal?
Um...
Is that the end of the game?
A fox park, am I there now?
No, that's a robbery.
A horrific amount.
P-I-D-F.
Chad, what if I catch the captain of the town?
What if I catch the officer?
Chad, I know how to manage my Pokemon from here.
Oh, I can just take you, right?
They are pals.
Now what if I'm a human at work then?
Work for me!
Holy shit!
Um, what else are they gonna do, I mean fuck it, I mean that's not like some real work.
Give me enough power, that's already enough possess ponder skills, I don't give a shit.
Um, yeah, what can they do?
Like how do I send them on the trees?
Look at the icons.
Oh, it can mine, it can wood, it can, wow, that's actually really strong.
Okay, um, oh it's bad level though.
How do you breed somebody?
How do you breed them?
Huh?
You need a ranch?
Okay.
So all you have to do is get a ranch then.
Where's the ranch?
I guess I welcome to the jungle for almost four years, excuse the L.
No, I give you an air. What?
Fiber and Wooden. It's the wrong ranch.
You can breed me by coming in my boyhole's smile.
Um...
It says sheep?
I mean sheep.
What?
What?
Oh, shit in the retro wool.
Um, so where do you get fox parks?
I'm being here.
Gaspert's Farmer.
Oh.
Oh
That's it
Come back
Well, why don't I just catch him at the military man?
I miss her. I was a fool and messed up.
Um, okay, I guess.
Community Minecraft server when?
Sooner.
My heart!
I love her.
Jack!
So what's the objective?
Is it to catch, like, the best power?
Yeah, I don't know, I'm not trying to student through the experience, it just feels lifeless.
It feels like it's just like, like, all placeholder, like people watch the Switch for like a Pokemon,
get a mix up game that like they'll play anything.
A little too ouch.
Thanks for all the content excuse me now.
Yeah, I don't really get the whole vibe of it, it's kind of whatever.
Not the biggest one of its.
Check, it is not that magic.
Wait, I have no balls at all?
Wait, no, I just picked it up.
I literally just picked it up off the ground.
I am just on the ground.
Okay, out of the form.
Okay, the game has no music.
One, the...
no music, no VA.
Um, like,
it is like basic font, basic menu,
like basic...it's all very like bare bones.
Well, I just thought after so much time of the game I think they would, like, some of the more foundational things that the game would have been upgraded.
It just feels like it's a very bare-bone experience.
Not in a good way, but, like, it's not great.
Not, I mean.
Maybe we'll play it with friends at one point.
How about no friends, no black-rayed quasar, oops.
It's going to be next time, chat, for, um...
Well, Minecraft is the same thing.
I mean, I would agree.
I mean, that's just wrong.
The game had charm even on main release.
Like what?
What the game the game had life away we came out like you know some of the first edition steam it
It felt like it had life to it
You played legit one percent of the game take from you
It doesn't matter that I'll like
This place like some of these things you feel like off the red pen
Like like I don't I don't need to play the whole game
To say that the game doesn't have much of a life
It's just it feels lifeless like it feels like I'm playing like a sandbox mod
It doesn't I'm playing like like a sandbox the game
TMU Pokemon
Mod that I downloaded off of a website. That's how the game feels to me. I mean
You know I mean
I don't know if you're on it, I think there's potential there, but it's just not...
Uh, yeah.
Um...
Wait, Black Ops 2?
On PS5, fuck that. Why did they put it on PS5 and on PC?
game with a Pokemon twist is just not to your liking. That's all. It's very basic survival.
It's already on PC.
What the fuck is that Pokemon legends? Huh?
is that the newest release that looks awful obviously because you know I'm more my feet
all day but it's more like mentally tired you know what the fuck that game was awful
Am I wrong?
Basically...
That's basically it.
Hey.
Team...
Oh yes.
In fact...
Hey buddy!
Jesus!
So anybody play some video games with me, maybe perhaps?
Just see are you around?
Wanna play some games
My friends what friends which ones I mean I got just in shit
Yeah, about that, um, what else, uh, Tarania?
Brian, I have a wife in your letter.
xqclk xqclk
well welcome to the game, come that next week
i'll end by now, it's like some factory slop
but i mean i don't mind factory slop, i mean i play some option
i mean but now i'm playing um...
fucking
factory or your option a little bit
blades of moron
Holy XQ, cow. Your nose is so big it's uncannied.
Forget I'm not that bad.
For no matter what. Okay, good. I'm checking my...
Gamebook, interesting.
Okay, check what else, what other games...
The initial advice is I'm kind of you should play Roblox slot
Another lock runner maybe
Yeah, I don't want to start too many long long playthroughs over and it is gonna be good man. I get to finish terraria. I don't know how much
Along that's gonna take it's a little bit grindy and it's a little bit of a little bit of an acquired taste
then I guess the NG26 probably not, probably not GalGun, I think we don't know that.
Oh, what else?
Runefeet Dragon Wilds, does that mean?
I don't think that Minecraft runs whenever like it's like complete abs out of ideas
probably gonna run all that let me just this okay I know fuck it run back some
leg of honor I'd kick you have played the graveyard man
That's gonna be a hard no for me.
Wait, what else?
The Isle.
Um...
Cree Plink.
I think they lost them.
Let's order this food real quick.
This, that, that, bang, done.
Check out.
The IOL DPD.
Black Jacket on Steam, Black Jack Rogue-like.
And...
what is your favorite donut I like a normal glaze or chocolate glaze I think
I've done it would be fun with friends for sure no I play this by two already
I bet a good amount of it Valheim I
Finished the whole thing like I finished a I got three catches on max max
How about some dead by the way the home and just released Jason and that's very fun
Very own outpost your ex you should certainly play Mew genics. I think it would be very cozy
XQC
102 months of choice!
It can be 8 and not 1st attempt. I didn't get 8 and go.
The problem is that my game is not synced, uh, because of my Steam Deck.
Like...
Up to date to file.
How many hours? I have 100 hours and I have one net.
wait no wait oh it's at this ascension 10 I mean I need one quick run Loki
How about some VR chat?
I mean chat, I'm like the girl in this game but I mean I played some of the other places.
I think it synced a bit of accents so I don't know.
Hold on.
What? You're really?
I'll even guide you through my decisions.
What cage?
So first thing first, what you do
is that you look at this,
Elite, draw two additional cards and gain.
That's actually not bad at all.
Wait, is that new?
That's new, right?
They added this to the game, correct?
I've never seen it before.
That's kind of busted as shit.
But the gold is kind of busted even more though.
Chat. Two or three.
I'm gonna go with gold.
Yeah, you guys know the board? It's a card game.
You look at the panther, I always go like this.
I just fucking circle them, whatever. I get an idea of where they're at.
And then, basically, at Ascension 10, like, you're not beating more than two bosses most of the time.
It's just not happening like and you want to get a lighter boss is it possible so I would go
Left path here and path through that's risky actually
Yeah, and impact to the top that I mean, that's super super risky. I'll get a shuttle
Man, I'm not loving I can't forget like a bro. I have so many hours in his game. I have no idea
This is ultra-magnificently
It's already kind of disastrous in my life.
Okay, so it depends, I gotcha.
Is that better?
I'm just playing as if I get food in your life and then I will react to the next game.
I watch this.
This is good.
I like the strike, but these are all decent.
I'm going to go with one.
You can combo that with more strength.
I think I don't give a fuck about this.
Hello, Mr. Cow.
It's been 36 months.
This one is actually kind of cooked out in my life.
and it's already GG yeah GG I'm going for late gamer now and I have a three
boss run oh that's not bad at all though wait that's actually my twin
it's winnable
You should drop the Anon, I don't get that much.
Listen, you want me to...
I'm gonna do the truth, it's maybe the harsh truth.
I actually like to show a lot of that.
I think he's a great feature artist.
I think he's a solo artist, I think he's less.
I don't mind boomerang, boomerang can clutch the order.
Okay, chat, I'm gonna be weird here.
You know what? Now I'm not gonna heal.
I think I'm gonna just fucking go full chat mode on this.
Wait, actual though.
What? It wouldn't matter, right?
I have to.
I have to, I have to take a little bit of time to mention it, I can't do it but I have to.
That was, that was, that was base editor, what did you do?
That was active base editor.
Um, the living's great.
Okay, chat, let's edit.
What I could do, since the map is going to be good, chat, since the map that I got is good for act two, right?
Think I might just go right side and
Only do one boss one boss shopping and call it a day
As such in 10 to bosses. I mean it's a loss chat. I have so many fucking debuff show my shit
I haven't I've greed bane and map. I mean this is fucked. I
Do one bus
Check it, you don't hide in this into 10 hour nuts.
Oh wow, that's...
i mean
this is pretty hard in my life
uh...
i think set up again probably
chat because if i draw, if i do set up, set up boomerang, it's like a backswinger
set up, set up boomerang, in the same hand
I'm coached.
Um...
Potionary?
Let me check it.
I think I have to. I'll save for the boss.
I think it was better. No, I don't think it was.
I can do the meth in my head so...
It's fine.
Wait, I could...
It's all good.
Mistbite, but I think it still works.
That's... I did it! Dead is gone, it's over!
Um, for each attack in your hand, it cannot gain digitalism, um, is that new?
Uh, whirlwind is kind of a match-winning.
It's not.
Okay, I could go, no I can't go shop, I have to heal.
We're cropped.
It's great!
Oh God!
I'm fine.
That's just, um...
A little unlucky. I do this on myself, though.
Okay, boss diamond?
Um...
I mean, it's a bad run, Chad, I was gonna say.
Chad, we could dodge- Fuck it, I can't dodge, you know?
I think I have to do a boss.
I have to do a boss.
Uh, oh, well, I think that'd be good.
Not bad!
Not bad!
Oh God!
So I'm lagging, I'm lagging, I'm lagging is what it is, I mean I'm meaning.
I mean, I'll try it.
I mean, it's a block, no?
Yeah, because you said to run easy. Easy. Now, on paper I win here. Okay, I'm good here,
for sure um that's good that i mean chat i think i need the above wall
Yeah, I want this or that.
We just have to hope for maximum and hope, yeah, we need to hope for double maximum and
this.
And every other combat to your card reward to gain initial power.
Wait, what?
Wait, that's fucking busted, what?
That's completely broken!
Ummm...
That- That's busted!
Ummm...
I need to buy this.
Ummm.
Buy potion.
I have no exhaust.
Is that- that's not bad, right?
Is that new?
That's not at all.
I have to go for it, I have to play it like it's my last run of all time.
Oh, did he?
Unless?
Hold.
Hold.
hold
um
I mean it's not terrible.
I like them.
I mean J-J-on paper!
Oh it's his boss, we're good.
Fuck it, I'm gonna play just raw for now.
Max render?
Fuck it, I'm thinking of the damage.
I'm playing fine huge holy shit hold on
one more game?
I mean it's a miracle I made it this far. I'm a bit of a total rarity because my deck is pretty bad
My relative shit. I mean, it's not great
Game one at this sort of each other this is decent, but I think in previous stage the run almost every time no
Pire but it's a set up
I think two bosses at most, maybe the right side, right side shop.
Can I be a skip the first boss, tucks?
Um, I forgot how to go back to the first one.
Upgrade 6-M cards.
Uh, choose one back into break.
Ooh!
chat this is the exhaust though as each combat though chat one or three
Chas, any one or three?
Chas, my dick is shit though. I feel like we need the upgrades.
What about my stomach?
Uh, woman's good. Wall's decent. Fire's great. That's good.
I think I keep that. It's not terrible.
I hate this guy at the beginning. He's so strong, man.
what the fuck what
uh I think I have enough rights I do
got em
Um, wait, what's that?
Oh, wait, what's that?
Oh, he gave me my card back.
Um, okay, I really like, I really like headbutts.
I have no draw though.
He's walking
Oh three
That's fair enough now
That's muster I didn't play easy. I didn't skip the shop because no gold
Oh, bro
Chalde's worth it at edge. I just take it off the red. There's no point going deeper
It's a risky chat. I'm better. I'm better get back when it like this right here is back when it like I already get like
Was it a hundred gold?
Season of gold okay, it's fine. It's fine
Because I can cook the run so
Hello X and Chate. It's been eight years. Can you say hi to me?
I might be lagging. Yep.
Top of your drop aisle.
I think that was the best way.
1 HP, um, deal 5 damage if you want to do it at 2 times.
Chai, is that even good though?
Let me charge that, Chai, let me charge that.
I have 1...
2...
2...
7.
7, 14, 8.
Chai, 2 cost, 1 20 damage, that's pretty dog shit.
I'm gonna use a skipper.
one or skipper?
chat, I don't have self damage bullshit
you have to skipper
I should go with that
chat, it's, I gotta skip it
you gotta skip the bus
Um, bloodletting, trance, spite, cascader.
I am the lag it should I pay if I don't receive the game the frame rate is not gonna get back
it's not gonna get better the frame rate the frame rate is already low I have to reset
it I mean it do you really lend me it's fucking lagging how is that my problem
Okay, I don't do it because I need Cascade for the next...
That's actually smart, hold on.
I want to draw my Cascade on this turn so I don't do the thing.
Or my Rulin, sorry.
back play hold on I'm so fucked
okay at the end of your turn one random attack and your head is playing okay
That can be busted it but uppercut is uppercut is so much jack uppercut is so much that it
Up great uppercut is old showmax women. What the fuck?
I could probably stop this right
I think one is risky which I want to cook the run
okay so now I lose the bad card and I get QC cheer the horn which is great and
I think I just go attack, I think I do a pussy combo.
I do heal, yeah, left side for sure.
So there's just no way.
I do two bosses here, right?
I mean, I get fucked on.
Shocker being those ones, right?
Always.
I go left.
What was that misplated?
The lag is crazy.
I mean, the lag is so bad.
What kicks in first?
Fuck!
Yeah, it...
We can apply second, so...
First, so it doesn't apply.
That's bullshit.
That's both of it!
It's not cheating, it's really encouraged.
This is a hard encounter.
I'm not kidding, this is one of the hardest encounters in the game, like, at tier 2 it
is super hard.
Um...
I have to send it.
the others fine as there's no... dude I think I need to take each of you again
Oh, ten.
Um...
That's good.
That feel right?
I mean, I think that there's vulnerable couples that are on, anyway.
Dude, you cannot be...
What is this lock man? This is awful. Yeah, it's just bad luck, what can you do?
What the fuck?
Well, I didn't know I would have the order for it, so the framerate is still lagging as
I have to reset it again.
I mean, if they want to fix the game, I mean, if they fix the game, then I won't have to
do it anymore.
You know what I mean?
Um...
I don't know what I do here.
I think I exa- I think I- vulnerable inna.
To the middle guy?
Dude, what the fuck?
What kind of battle was that?
Ummm...
19?
I did operate.
I have to hold on
I suppose there's a draw pile, um, Cascade, Jackpot probably.
Why is your giant rocked?
Am I braindeaded?
It doesn't matter, I can't wait any minute, I don't give a shit.
I'm reasonable.
Okay, chat, Loki, is there anything that I'm truly exhausting at all?
Right?
I am, right?
I should be exhausting a lot.
This creates a lot of exhaust cards.
Havoc is exhaust, this is exhaust.
Actually, not that much.
Like three cards.
boomerang
Dude dude, I think it's script
Oh, I cascade
Fuck I wish the exhaust of the card
I'm fucked. I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it. I'm going to take it and hope
for the best. I need the word for it all. I need it. We have to go for zero losses.
discount big oh my god that's busted um that's busted I mean that's really lucky
him like a lie
If you want to scrowl adult
Remove a car what remove what card though?
Yeah, uh receive 50% from bubble enemies. It's only this turn though
this is fantastic these are both good though
That's an exhaust?
Chad, this thing is overloaded. This thing is overloaded. That is just sad.
Oh, that's a kind of bad.
Really?
Not bad actually.
Ummm.
That's not great, but it's not that way either, right?
dead it. Let's travel anyway because I think it's a skipper. Dude, look at all these lose
HP shape. It's too much to lose HP. I mean, I'm maxing out on all that. Yeah, that's
how many it goes already. I think because I'm going to add now, I need to be upgraded
or like really good. Oh yeah, this is over. No shyness. This is good. Okay, I'm not gonna
scum, but I'm gonna scum.
Can I get a welcome?
XQC-L.
I think I'm not gonna scum her.
What?
Greed.
What's Greed?
What's Greed?
Huh?
It's the same thing.
It's sending. What?
Okay, okay, here it comes. Bang, bang,
bang bang I need to add I need to add um fuck I can't draw a bash
I don't know you know
58 months and no welcome to the jungle from the goat juicy I would have to use
both
Okay, this is good. This is good.
Bomb is good, and I'm going to try and do...
I'm going to try and do vulnerable.
And then pot up and help with the best.
Fuck, I have to do myself the play, right?
Okay, this has to be good. It has to be.
Table
What the fuck oh
Hold on.
Hold.
I knew it.
I can't play anymore.
30 damage. Not bad. Bye. Okay. Offering is ultra next win. We're going to draw that.
Oh cruelty is fucking dank.
Oh, a child-friendly game.
A child-friendly game is best in the game.
Literally.
Okay, Jeff.
Virgo could save the game.
It could also fuck the game up.
Number two, because I'm taking advantage of enemies.
That's kind of dank.
Oh, and no, it's not dank because we play a lot of cards because we got the cascade
bullshit.
Okay, is there a lot of enemies in this thing?
Maybe one, two, three.
Chat, is an elite a combat?
Chat, is elite a combat?
Oh my god.
whether Jack do I mark them or does the game mark them oh that's that's dog shit
Oh, this is random.
Um, Jack, can I stomach?
Is that similar or is that permanent?
You have bloodletting and offering those cars.
I have no big cost cars though.
I clicked it.
It's not too bad, right?
It's not too bad, right?
A triple combat at the other side?
Yeah, I mean, that's not winning.
That's his life.
Yeah, that's good.
Oh, what the fuck?
I have to um hold on
Where's the block I need to apply vulnerable I have to
I had to chat do we think I think I need to do this I'll take
Yeah, that was fun.
Um...
That wasn't bad at all.
Um, taunts okay.
I think that was overkill.
Okay.
ROCTURE! FINALLY! FUCKING FUCK! NO BADONES GO TO!
No! These are both good! I don't know what to do!
Hello?
Oh my god, thank you.
Okay, can I dominate? Does better than rupture?
Well, I have a million cards I know.
skip it, skip. Thank you very much.
Is it what?
Oh, I agree.
What did I just do?
I think I'm dumb.
Did I actually get the damage?
I was lagging in my brain at this account.
It means lagging.
But in my head, I mean, everybody has that.
Like a bit of the third how you play each turn in your hand chat. Do I have anything that this makes good?
Not really
I'm thinking bloodletting is good. We need more these because they they get played by themselves, right?
This bird is very strong, it's a super strong opponent, got it.
Wait, I can't draw, right?
Yeah, no draw.
Okay, watch this.
Okay the bloodletting dominates.
Smart.
Absol- that was really good.
Um, no!
Ah!
Hold on!
That was a long order but I'm not going to do it again.
7 then.
uh
Really?
So I think I restart
Oh, I'll gg
Um, yeah, GG. It is a good one though.
Nah, that's game, that's game, it's game, it's game.
Uh, yeah, I think I go safe, I do no boss.
Do I have any shots coming up?
Yeah, isn't this always shop under the end and no, it's not right. There's no guarantee of shot at the body and no
And there's no guarantee. So I mean
Please
This pretty easy I'm pretty sure
Um...
Hold on, I need to... I need to think, I need to think, I need to think, I need to think!
Let me think, let me think!
No...
taunts?
muggle free?
nah, it's a scotch
that's fine
yeah, you might be lying it, but when i come it was a little bit better
Not bad, hold on.
Cascade here could go crazy.
What?
I could have taken that damage but it's fine.
It is still unable.
On paper.
Dude, what the fuck?
Oh, I could have jumped one more card, it's fine now.
uh no that's good I can I can do I can I can scroll full hand then gain one
thing and then and then cascade that's fucking busted a shit buddy buddy I can
Cascade combo that mother sucker
Sharp probably
Yeah, I just swift on or
Unwilled it
Swift
Chat, two cards? Oh yeah, because of the combo.
Um...
I'm...
Oh fuck that, I'm already at school.
We don't need gold anymore, right, so.
Chat, I don't think this game is vulnerable.
Chat, double boss is egregious.
Normally you would expect to have relics all the way up to here, like all the way to time.
You want your relics to be like, I'm behind like crazy.
I'll just try like this for now and we'll see what happens.
Oh, that's just...
I'm gonna jack off first see what we can get on that
I mean it's lagging it okay check guys if my game is lagging how about use the frame rate
because I have to reset it all the time because it's so laggy I mean look how laggy this
Shad, this doesn't get over to the next fight, does it?
I'm going to use everything I need.
No key!
Energy now in Cascade.
It's not fair, actually.
Oh, hell no!
It's cooked!
Tramble dominates?
Oh, what a potion!
Noooooooooooooooo...
Uh, what do we want the next thing, uh, shall we put that in the upper cut, right?
Or cascade?
Inflame?
Shoot, I mean, they're all good, they're all good.
I think cascade, low key.
hold
What if... Squall expect a fighter.
Tascade it.
Ched ched, come on, this is what we've been waiting for!
Aaaaaah!
What the fuck?!
Send it.
What?
Where's the damage?
Hey, hey, what's the damage?
Hey! Hey! Where's the rocket? Where's the rocket? Where's the rocket?
It's all attacks. Fuck you! I'm actually somebody! They're in the city! They're in the city!
It's over, it's over, it's over.
I mean, I mean, I mean, I said double boss, double boss, double boss, this is so burly,
There's no one it's the 38 Speed with the hardest boss
Uuuhmmm
Oh no. lag
Dude what the lag, dude
This is my last game play in this game chat because the lag is so bad that I mean the lag is so bad
That it's hard to play
73 months with this region can I get a welcome to the jungle no, okay smile
I mean, I think it's winnable!
It's low to level
Like it just like it. I mean it
It's kind of annoying if the game wasn't lagging it'd be a lot more enjoyable I had to say I had to say it
The game is harder if you target the minioner
This guy when he kicks in he fucks your life
Okay, let's try it like this first.
Let's try it like this first.
But I don't think this is going to do anything.
Hold.
Yo.
Fuck!
Oh, Max-Wing!
Oh my god, match winner.
Jackpot?
I think I need to set up first.
Set up jackpot, viscous.
No, set up jackpot, I don't even know.
I think jackbuck goes hard here.
Hold on!
HOLD!
Like this slag that just shut up and play the fucking game,
Ex-QC and Dance Monkey.
Jack, I don't think I want to kill him!
Hold on!
I don't they want to kill him now because what I want to do
Okay, if he dies now he didn't attacks two times in a row I
Can take nine and I get a free attack on the next turn. I think I need to just
Call it a day here
Go next time
I mean I can't it's bullshit it did you know somebody has to fix this I mean
genuinely it's it's all
I think that's winnable, no no I think there's a combo in those super combos that makes win
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Wait, that was dumb.
Fucking lag.
I can't.
is just awful. My brain froze! My brain froze! If the brain is frozen, I need to give it a reset.
Okay, offering, end flame, set up strike, battle trance,
Tascade it.
No Jack bought Tascade it.
Chad forgot what was the order.
What did we do last night?
I forgot.
I forgot.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Not bad.
No, because next to this dog you're right there.
I mean, look at the cars, look at the cars.
Oh!
Chad, I don't think it's vulnerable.
Chad, I don't think it's vulnerable.
you have no idea how hard it is though, you have no idea
What about just this?
It will end it.
Nah, it's not enough is it?
I have an idea.
Watch this.
I have an idea.
What is he doing?
What did I just do?
Ah, it's over.
it's not one of them
I love to do
Yeah, what if I start trans
What up?
One two three that was two so what's first start on the way out?
Oh
Hold
five and a half years of lose a safe scum cup here if you let me get you welcome to the
jungle
This is a jet isn't that the same fucking day earlier I
Made it Jack is that our way out of this
I don't think that's good.
I don't think that's good.
Okay, I'll try it.
Okay, hold on.
Can you flame up?
That'll fix.
Cascade it!
And then this no
No!
Hold!
I don't game it!
No!
No!
Yo.
Oh, it's jackpot that's doing that shit, right?
I'm not trying to inflame them.
Chag- explain!
Explain?
Explain!
I forgot the fucking pot!
Help! Help!
Inflame Squall!
Oh, hold on!
Chat!
I'll get three strength though 31 times 5 it's not it's not good enough to fuck her
it's not fucking good enough you moron oh well jackpot next turn I'm gonna get
I need
huh chat oh I make it to the next I drop cast stayed on the next turn but how
But how?
So don't inflame it?
Okay.
Now hold on.
What?
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No! No! No!
Okay. Um, alright.
Oh, offering was what?
Chet, was that directly on?
I'm not sure, a little bit.
Some food.
I mean chat guys ascension 10 in the current state of the game
I don't know with the next over the last few patches, but it's like it's very luck-based
It's incredibly difficult like a 10 before the nerfs was like impossible. It's mostly luck. It's so hard
I did already I did out two different classes
I don't know the closing thing
I have some Thai food and it's pretty dog shit but hey okay.
Watch me watch.
Any good?
Any interesting?
Anything that's going to bite my nails?
Um, yeah, I don't see.
Alright, I'll watch it, Bluto.
I'll watch it.
The reckless Ben thing, the reality is that it's unfortunate that he cooks himself a
lot, right?
But still, I think there's more wrongdoing on the police side.
I think that the refusal to just kind of take it for what it is is like really bad.
Like I get it, but initially, but after so many weeks, like somebody should have locked
it by now.
There should be like a bigger governing body that should like kind of hammer down on specific
like malfeasance, in a sense, whatever it is.
It doesn't happen.
I don't know what, is this like an EU meeting?
Like, I don't do that. I don't think anybody does that.
Churro, I guess.
This video is made for education.
Churro, are you seeing this lagging?
What? It actually is like it now.
So this is the lane, correct?
Oh, tell me ask.
Is this a lane?
I think I don't think
Hold on, let me ask
Is this a lane or not a lane?
No, it is, because look, look at the outside there
There's the yellow line and there's two lanes
There's the left lane
Yeah, it's a lane, it's a lane
It- it- it-
The person recording is still there, so I'll just hold up
Well, because he's got his amputee
This is just two dumb bucks
I don't think Bob can get it.
Whoa!
Damn!
What the f*** are you doing?
You stupid s***!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That was good to fill that sandbill.
Damn.
Man.
That was... you did good on that one, man.
You did good.
1517, under that.
What the f*** was that?
What the actual...
Brother! Oh my god!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up like eleven inch?
The grooves are bad here, no?
Give me a second, I'm crashing!
Yeah, I mean...
I don't want to blame the driver too much.
But look how bad the grooves are.
And look at, like...
Look at these grooves. That's terrible.
Like, buddy, this is like a swimming pool.
But it gets the fuck off the grooves.
Give me a second, I'm crashing.
There's a little bit of a skilish here, a little bit of a skilish here.
Hello?
They're not grooves, it's merely the driest part of traffic.
You're sorry sir. You're incorrect. You know you don't drive. There's no way you drive it like these roads are indented
Like it's an absolute groove if you have big tires, they're wide you you'll never feel your friend cereal wheel fucking like
Like that's a groove that means that the water can stick in there. You're done. What?
Oh shi-
Don't ask
What the fuck is on this guy?
Try to operin' that right dash cam
Yeah
That's not a car car
Something else
Um, just do it, yeah
We're at final
What a moron!
What the fuck is that thing doing?
holy shit wait obstacle course is a Mario Kart shit like this is a double box
Oh, don't do that.
What?
I mean, it's not that bad. I mean...
Dude, what?
Did he get ample time? What the fuck?
That's the only way for him to revive is the place one like near him, and when he expects to die
Fuck you fuck off dude, the break distance was perfectly safe. This guy's just brain dead it what?
Being dramatic, you know the fucking
Also, this guy spotted that really fast though, he must have been looking at his mirror some
shit.
What the f**k was that?
Holy s**t.
Well I bet you've heard it actually, right?
I guess.
Okay.
What's up?
Idiot.
What?
You okay, Steve?
It's you guys.
Yeah, I did.
I should have grabbed it and held onto it and just bite it.
Yeah.
I thought you were going to.
I didn't think you were going to hit us.
It's okay.
I thought I tuned into an ex-QC stream not extra felony
Oh god, I'm not mad at him
Damn son
So grab the wheel, maybe.
I don't know.
Apparently there was a shimmery in the chat.
But again, I don't know though, W.
I'm not going to be doing that.
Hey, at the end of the day, I don't have salad, do I?
You're just chicken shawarma.
It's so chewy.
Oh, thank you.
I'll just put this here tonight.
Sure.
Are you doing, coming on top of you?
Yeah, he'll be in line.
What?
What?
Budget going up raising taxes.
Producing electricity by some cutting-edge tech to lead them to more housing.
And I'll keep relating to make Arizona work better for you.
What?
You don't need to speak.
Your phone's real boring with me, man.
I'm about to show you a secret that the engineering industry doesn't want you to know.
Just go to Google Play, alright?
Or free.
Download this name called the F1.
If people do that all the time at night, check what?
I mean, I think it's bad, but...
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god.
I kind of hate those middle divider bullshit like I think American roads have this a lot
I think it's lamest I don't like them.
Oh, fuck.
It's hard.
It's more accident-prone.
What is he doing?
Go, go, go, go, go. Yeah, the rocks are looking here.
I don't think about it.
He told himself.
I accept check and I get welcome to the jungle XQCL.
What the fuck is this podcast?
It's a book.
What the fuck in the state is that?
Columbia?
OPC?
Um
I don't think everybody's wrong, but...
I'll get it.
What, Ennis?
I was... I wasn't meant to do it.
Oh, God!
Oh, f***!
Are you f***ing kidding me?
F***ing trunks, man.
Oh my god!
Holy, what kind of car is that?
I mean, it's a total car now, but I mean, before this, though...
I mean, that's a broken-ass car now!
What is he doing?
It's a catty.
What?
Oh my god.
Ow!
Ow!
Oh David.
What was this thing do?
That was not me. It sounded like it sounded like a shrink lip though.
We'll see you guys.
We'll slam the brakes in, buddy.
Are you fucking stupid you moron?
Bro, you gotta...go.
The guys recording are always like stubborn like it.
No, no, no.
You made a mistake, you made a mistake, you paid a prize, well buddy, you made the mistake,
I keep driving forward.
Like, they're also at fault partially by not reacting to the bad conditions.
Welcome to the jungle, Mr. Cowell, XQCN.
Oh!
I'm not wrong.
Chat, what if the person is merging unsafely, is actually having a seizure, okay?
You go, nope, nope, can't merge here, nope, no, no.
I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna keep going. I see it. I'm gonna keep going. It's my right of way. Like, I think you have done us.
Chad, if you're a back passenger, couldn't that kill you or crush your legs?
What if you're just in the back and you shove at full speed like that, you're a crook, no?
Young urban man?
Okay, Jack, honestly, some of these chemicals used to be racist are more racist than just
saying it's straight up.
I mean, that's my thing.
I think it's more racist than—like—holy sh—I think it's odd, because it looks like
you're trying to be hateful and trying to circumvent words to get there, so it's weird.
I would not accept that term.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Um,
W I guess.
I mean, Ontario driver, you guys got him in the lift for us, so...
Not expected.
I'll call the mama.
Go with big shoulder.
So my deco is done by chicken.
Not by chicken.
You guys okay, my baby?
My baby, is he okay?
Yep.
All right, all right, I mean there's in fairness fucking like
I mean if I was gonna do this song I guess honestly it is fucking somebody fucking ran me down
I don't give a shit anymore and I'd go under the mic I mean I
I
Or the son wait, what's on it? Oh my god, oh Jesus
Oh my god, this one is huge. Yeah, what is that big?
I'm never an accent. Nope. Yeah, I never even pulled over before
That's nice music, just that song is just very better.
Okay, but what is it doing?
I don't know if it goes nice in it. Ah, maybe a little bit.
Just some fuck it, like just...
like turning me over to the intersection for like no reason.
He slammed the brakes there you can absolutely make it oh shit
So it was all these trucks
Well, I think you I listen to like just
Just like upbeat chill shit. I hate music that makes it come play sense
Like if the music is too chill it puts you like a default mood and you don't pay attention
Okay, I guess
It's gonna have some at least a bit of pace to it, I mean give you a little bit
Portrait
I
Know right
Chousin on these trucks is this is trucks like
Oh, I can be just like anything's gonna crash
We are part of the series, except...
Um...
Really?
I think that's just wrong.
is that I can't I can better move on now I'm not for what I spoke to do
life's too short for traffic
I mean true
If we all had electric cars that all synced with one another, we could all go fucking
of like 150. Why wouldn't you go 150?
Wait, that's like a train.
Hold on, that's really a train.
All the locomotives go really fast all at the same time.
Oh.
where's on tracks though
um yo it's all trucks
I mean another trucker oh my god, oh my god
I mean 70% of cars is truck that's your fault
I think that counts trucks that do deliveries and shit that are not on the main road and
they're in exchange riding wisely.
Without laying eggs to two rooms, okay?
I don't know, I guess.
Okay, thanks a little bit, Aroh.
I know now who to look at
Okay
So you see a fucker and you go you know what I'm gonna make sure you squeeze like a sandwich
And I'm gonna be surprised when he breaks like what a fucking dumbass everybody's stupid
What the fuck is he doing oh
Yeah, that's crazy
Dude, you need to regain a safe ring distance.
Like if somebody is dumb, this is not safe.
It's like a bunch.
It's supposed to be like one, two, three, from where the last one was at when you were
looking for it.
Because he's not creating that distance, this is being stupid.
He does it again too, like.
I'm not more on it. Even if the car in front of you came to a sudden stop, you should be
able to stop. That's it. If you cannot make any decisions that much, you can stop if
the guy in front of you stops instantly. Then you're wrong.
I'm not sure what is the best card left.
Bottom left Buster left.
Wow, look at that.
Look at that.
The tag is just my mom's phone.
Okay, but what is he doing though?
Yeah, okay Mario and Reti we appreciate your professional opinion lol
May I have an accent or a bit of a bobble burn when I'm a driver?
Dude!
If you don't over-perfect, it just fucking stops steering it!
Like, it just stops steering it!
truck
man, I'm trying to do that, I have like fucking 5,000 kilometers on like two cars
on three cars
So many of these are in the Pacific Northwest. These liberals can't drive for shit.
I
That sucks
That's so annoying dude
Hello exit has been 68 months of watching
Can I get a hold of them as I'm shit like noted content lately xqc a fucking hog or some shit? Okay, Sarge
How did it happen though
I mean, dude, I mean...
Okay, okay, what the fuck what the actual fuck am I watching I
I think this guy's radio is in front of me.
What?
WHAT?!
Okay, Jack, there's less...
There's less dumb shit in fucking GTA.
yellow cut yeah but she's also going to the same charge okay what any questions
all right you're free to go I guess that makes sense yeah break checking and
Rannigan going to bubble in the same sort of category
Yo!
What the fuck the music was happening?
Hello XTC, I just subscribed to your Twitch channel
that was like on the same frame though oh shit
go ahead and jump
yeah I was enjoying this video man wait this is not in the same channel
What do I say, there's a different channel on there.
Hey XQCI, also subscribe to your Twitch channel, and I get to run you to the channel.
Chat, chat, these bridges are crazy. I don't know, why would you ever tell you to somebody, or cause like on a fucking bridge like this?
Chat, what if you get swerved off the road and you dick a fucking jump?
Like dude, break man! Oh my god!
AHHHHH!
What?!
Yo!
No, you weren't slowing back anymore. This guy's a moron.
I mean, it's like...
It's like, this guy's a fucker.
I mean, this guy's already...
Yo, this guy's losing him stupid.
You're already at an unsafe braking distance and he's saying you know what fuck this I'm gonna speed up the man
like
Like what a
Don't be worried that he always really does get it, but this could have sent it, his
car is raised higher, right?
And he's not doing this, this could have sent him probably even more likely he goes
in the water than he does.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Park there. Low key. I mean, shit, these little jolos are so dangerous, but, I mean, these
are gonna have gotten fucking triple killed, like...
Oh, that's why they park there? Yo, these are crazy in the ATK, these big things, these
I'm gonna do everything, so check.
Uuuhm...
I got my leg.
Jesus.
Jason, that's the car that you expect an accident out of, Loki.
Jack, Jack, what I do on the road, Jack, is that I profile people based on the car
that they have.
The car you have, the mods that you have, the tint on your windows, I will drive carefully
around you.
If you have any weird ultimate with no rims on or anything, I mean, I'm back off.
I'm doing double the bullet point business.
I know you're getting into cause and shit, I'm not stupid.
Just like that.
I'm caressed!
Well, this guy here, I mean...
OK, you can assume that on the right there's going to be nobody.
The car is here, the car behind is really far back.
You can make a maneuver to the right as much as you want to.
You're free here. This is gonna be nobody.
You should always visualize your surroundings.
Oh well.
Oh, man!
Oh, fuck! Oh!
Shit!
Oh, that's awful!
Dude, that's absolutely awful.
Jack, tickets in a concerning zone should be 10x.
Over here, I think it's like 3x something that right it should be 10x
Bunch of loot
Um, is that the Walter White car?
Like, they were saltless, saltine crackers, and you could tell they actually made them
What is he listening to and what is he doing?
Why are you buying off their disgust?
I mean, what is he gonna do?
Not bad!
Not bad!
all four seized upon him. I shall draw up a list of men suitable to take the old child's
place upon him. Not bad! A list? Not bad! I can never imagine the sort of
They won't provide me.
Grave the edge and cross.
Nah, he dodged that shit!
This isn't the good music on the accident.
Time out, yeah.
It's not good music, it's just more upbeat.
something that gives you a little bit of energy like that I mean
I mean, haha, you're a dumbass.
Dude, just look below behind you and fucking come to a stop like-
I don't know.
We got that on camera.
That's all I know, what?
Yeah, go ahead and home.
Uh, Chad and Nina, get hit though.
No!
I'm so glad you're here.
That he
Typical BMW classic
Most common BMW sighting what do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
What did I do?
The car was stacked full of people.
It was stacked, it was stacked, I mean.
The car was already heavy.
Alright, I've had enough of this. That was fun though.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm going to get a welcome torch.
Very interesting.
Oh, I want to know.
Oh, I have to know this, that's not good.
Fun watching.
It's just interesting.
Um, Jay, it's like, like, Sony's not on my PC.
I mean, have you seen this?
Oh my...
I think it's Chrome, right?
Maybe memory leak?
Restarts?
Chrome?
Chrome?
Restarts?
Chrome restarts.
Are you going to play by 1.0.2 on PS5?
Probably not.
Dude, it's still lagging!
Is it Pal of War that caused this?
So not Roblox, okay.
Maybe Vanguard?
What do you think it was from? I didn't.
wait it is from wait oh my
I
Okay, all right dog should browser classic
Okay, yeah
Chat was it
Jump wouldn't cause this
This is a fan say you can hear them. I don't want to do enough
Maybe, um, maybe, oh yeah, yeah, I would get, I could, I could get progress in the entire
little bit.
Maybe a few minutes, maybe, maybe a few minutes.
What in the fuck?
Is this lagging as well?
Oh, yeah, I can't. It's CG.
My computer is just being weird.
Looks fine. Okay, I will show you.
So you get an idea of what we're dealing with.
Nice to be you and it has been fine.
It's just like this is...
Wait, did you guys not see it?
Wait, I didn't see it, but I see it.
What the fuck?
No, it's like it's like I'm a little bit as well.
Is this your leg?
Oh my god.
Because am I a schizo?
Hey, my leg is so bad that I can't do anything.
Okay, watch this.
Yes.
Maybe this?
hold on
hold on
I think I put a bit more on this though
maybe this one just
Oh my god what the fuck chat what the fuck is it doing I don't know it works
Okay, I'm just going to do the game of chat and be there tomorrow at any time.
Tomorrow I'll have an actual... wait what the fuck is wrong with the camera?
Oh, I just made it bigger, I'm fucking stupid.
I'm not lying, I'm not lying.
I'm making an actual product.
Okay.
You said in the games they were kind of whatever, I mean back then it was okay, I think Paola
was just gonna shit.
So I was actually kind of thinking like oh yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun, like I just
didn't have fun with it that much.
And I'm not even a doomer, like I play a lot of games often, I think it was just bad.
I don't know what's the hype for it.
My monitors are very good.
OK, chat.
I'll catch you guys on the flip bill.
Chat, tomorrow, absolutely 100%.
Locked in.
It's an ad, it's a promise.
Thanks for tuning in to the chat.
Thanks for subbersetting.
There'll be one chat with viewers, people that are
hanging out.
You guys just saying hello with goodbye.
We're going to be passing by.
I'm going to keep feeling maybe now.
Maybe we'll be able to get a big match winner.
Maybe Pat Lauer.
But for us, thanks for coming out.
Thanks for being here.
Take care.
We'll talk about being here again soon.
Goodnight. See you.
And until we meet again.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
I think he was over there.
Now I'll let you play with me for a minute or so.
Check. Peace out.
So again, football check.
Football check.
I am saying goodbye.
I need to play.
I need tomorrow.
I need to play.
So yeah.
Bye, Jack.
Love y'all.
Love you.
See you tomorrow.
Bye.
Okay, I'll let you put them off
Okay, they're actually very good fucking