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You can learn a little bit from Tick-Tack, Loki.
Mr. Cow.
Like, Tick-Tack's actually got a nice, eh, I'm not, eh, eh, I'm not, they're actually got a nice, eh.
Um...
And I also just piping your mother.
All night!
I'll watch over your A-Cuff set.
It's a good song too, I feel like he's doing more beats, like uh, like this.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, bam, bam, bam.
No, I have approval for let go to pipe this guy's mama.
I have it.
This is what it change for.
I think, every time she move.
Hey, where you guys at, LJ?
Chat, what, what'd you go on the internet today?
I'm gonna add this new guy to the editor Ross on YouTube. Okay, this dragon air guy. Um, I'm for sure work
which I did on the board
Love you. Love you. Love you
And that doesn't work out yet. It's all good. I'll edit my own videos. Okay
I love the future, but I think he's a future artist, not a main artist.
Victor, a woman, a son of five year, 250 mil, maximum rookie scale count extension.
Jack, I get to do, that is so risky.
I don't know ball, okay?
He said what do you want?
I don't know ball that much, shit.
But, I think he's injury prone.
Like, five years crazy.
I think it's risky.
I think it's risky.
Jack, with limbs long like that,
one bad move, one physical altercation with another player,
and the ACL is gone.
Sometimes the zimding goes wrong in the legs.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, he's so tall.
You guys don't understand how the physicality of the sports
and the biological factors and markers of being that tall.
Like, that's an important fact.
And five years seems crazy.
I mean, I wish everybody to be in top health.
So I'm not trying to meddle in anything bad,
but I'm just saying, I think it's risky.
I do have a football game Sunday.
La, pla, pla, stick together.
I
Did they golden books
What
You should stream deadlock at least on an alto son. The juices lover company cap more hours would be awesome
Get to me
There's only two of these made in the whole world, and Renato Gatti's to me!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
I have the only sess-
Okay, hold on, hold on.
If I-
If you want calm, Mr. But can you stop lying to us for no reason?
Well, um, Jack, I don't want to get far into it, am I wrong?
fond of it in my room I have the only special made Ronaldo boots in the world
it looks like war in the war cup he wore these in the World Cup chat oh my gosh
oh my gosh I'm not hating I like to be just give my thoughts I like it though I
think it's cool I'm here just the discord logs leaked there's a good
I want to show the actual context.
She didn't need to say anything in the last video.
Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Don't know. Don't know. Holy shit. Holy shit. Don't understand it.
Um, and then I'm talking about okay, so like train Rex's view word
like no
Chat jet out of you. I think it's indefensible like it's I don't mean to chat. It's it's like
that bad like I
Don't I don't really get the thing about this like as it says that's crazy
200 streams three clear. I have no life. Okay, but I don't think she's anything crazy
Well, I don't understand anybody if I'm just saying like I don't get this like hate by proxy thing
I think it's fucking stupid
Well, I don't get it
I'll get it
like
Like what what what did you say? I watch it. Oh, but they don't know what it
Um
You know, you know, show me the actual log on fucking on the main post actually fuck it
I'm sure it's in here somewhere.
Um, yo, what is this quality?
Like, what is this fucking quality?
Oh, I was tears this shit blah blah blah so I was in the board.
He coming up with creative combinations and numbers.
Oh!
Okay, Chad, you know what?
Chad, you know what?
I...
Okay.
I don't do it. I haven't said it was bad at all. Thank you chat. Thank you excuse in this context and that makes absolute sense
I'm the only standing back check give any idea how many filters we've had to write that are like this on fucking
Jack
Did any idea how many we have they get to manually writes check those thousands?
Like like when you if you go to fossil bots and I would show you the fucking the bot we use to filter these words
We got to manually like thousands of them because because
In his colleague look look look look look
Adam is talking about them
Some viewers coming up with combinations in the chat that will go through and not get picked up at Autobot
So they can say the N word right and then he's writing it like an example of a filter
That you would put on for people that are writing like he's writing like some some alterations like buddy
This is correct. I've actually okay. Okay self-report
I've actually copy pasted the list of these words that I have to another streamer so that he could post it on his own
Bought so they could have all the further and it's a bunch of fucking really weird words
I mean, yeah, I mean, it's how you protect the chat if anything
This isn't a racist. This is to prevent racism
So I don't think this is wrong at all
I think it's just weird to be able to even try to put this it paint this in a way that it makes them look at races
I think it's stupid it
Like this this really defends the chat from racists
Like what the fuck
But I just that I know me daddy
You know what, you know, as there's a proof of what it takes.
I watch you while I prove so I can smell your takes in real time.
XQCL.
The keywords, no.
Okay.
I have some blocked terms, let's take a look at.
Oh, got it.
There's 176 pages of blocked words.
So wow, I don't think it's over this. Wow
Wow
Okay, okay, I will keep it a buck again. It's a lot worse than this again
Um
Yeah
Ah, okay, uh, anyway, okay, you know what?
Like, as an example, okay, I'm not gonna show it to you, but you can see where this is going.
Okay, like, like, you can see where some of these lines are going.
It's pretty obvious what that is, okay?
So, I think it absolutely makes sense,
yeah, I guess you could say it's maybe a little bit edgy
to give an example in the middle of the chat,
but in the context, it makes absolute sense, okay?
If there were a crop, one of my messages,
where I say, hey, by the way,
here are all the filters for the chat today,
and I post it, and he posts the screenshot,
yeah, it'll look pretty fucking bad, okay?
QCLL um read the next line it this line says them oh yeah I remember Hades yeah
that's crazy what line the line after you spend again wait what line keep reading
Buster he literally admits to ripping it back in the day
Oh, okay, I mean
Yeah, but he said that like a million times is that like
You're gonna come to terms with
I don't agree like I don't think I don't think they should say it
I don't think I think it's better if you didn't say it okay, but I think at the day like it is what it is
Like you said that both ones in the past
What are you gonna do about it? Like I could do anything about it like it is what it is
I mean, yeah, he's supporting him or whatever or or or or he don't but I don't I don't condone these actions
I don't think you should do that and I don't do that either and I
Hope you don't say it right. I hope he does better and he's learned but I did the
like he's gonna get bad or anything like that like a
Very cool, holy
Defender defender defender defender
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you got?
No, no, no, no, do you need me?
Do you need me?
What is the idea?
No.
Your little pup, what is the little idea?
Do you need me?
No.
Is it drowning?
Hey!
Come on.
Does he need me?
So how is that?
It's got a hotel in the camera.
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2 tiered augmented infrared sensor.
You're a sensor 2 and 20.
Okay.
This looks like foil.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Is that, it's a balloon, yeah, it's a balloon.
Yeah, it looks like a piñata.
Yeah, I think it's a piñata.
Like a balloon.
Um, is this?
Wait.
Yeah, but it doesn't fly though, it doesn't fly though.
That's like an inflatable on the ground that has like motors and shit that they can inflate it.
So I think that doesn't fly. That's one of those two that has a bunch of fucking motors in it. That doesn't fly.
Is that AI though? That is like some AI shape.
AI shit. If travel with the wind, no one will ever change the direction, large swamps
from balloon, and it's a balloon, it's a fucking balloon, it's a balloon, it's a balloon,
it's a balloon, it's a fucking balloon.
Jack, UFO Andes, I respect UFO Andes, because they want aliens, okay? I don't know why they
want aliens, maybe they want the energy that comes from their elements or whatever, maybe
they want to fuck it. I would mind either option and it wasn't both out but it's
time to realize that there are no aliens. And if there was some energy to be
gathered from the aliens the government would have already had it able to hide it
and they would go to war for the shit. Imagine Chad, most of us go to war
daily for the oil for the energy. Imagine if there was a source of power. An alien
in Atlanta on Earth and other countries have valid valid that it was yo this is
actually true guys and there's a real evidence as it gets this is the alien
that does some energy check it would be World War infinite they would never end
it it would be and never any World War over who controls that because that's
infinite energy that's like some crazy shit they would love that shit so if
Isn't that a war? It's just, there's no aliens.
Until they find it.
Oh, that's cool. I like that.
It's a little good on them.
I'm actually proud of them. Well done.
That's cool. Very nice.
Osempic, I don't give a shit.
I think the people that say Osempic are a bigger problem
than the fact.
I think the people that say Osempic are the biggest
morons and it actually works in the fatales themselves because the reality is that you're
daykeeping the method or how or what it is, like it doesn't matter, just celebrate the
fucking women, it's a W, it's a W, okay, it's a W and somebody is out of something that
is harming him, that it is impeding on itself and that's what it takes in social change.
You're probably mad that you're not alone in Olympic because you're fat as fuck, you're
The pizza, ozempic, ozempic, ozempic are actually massive, fat, fucking burgers that
can't move from their fucking fat cell mobile.
Ozempic!
Like, dude, dude, you're a burger, you're a burger, burger, burger, burger.
Hi.
My name is Peter Parker.
We used to know each other.
But the truth is, I'm not just Peter Parker.
I'm Spider-Man.
God, that's cool.
Here I go.
And sometimes, Spider-Man has to do the hard thing, even if it breaks Peter Parker's heart.
Let's end this on a high note, huh?
How many props are for this, though?
How much water was drained from the AIU's for this shit?
It's a two-prompter, apparently.
It is removing Instagram's latest AI features following a negative response of users.
Did you watch the new Dune trailer? It's epic.
I watched it. I think it looks good.
I think Dune will at least be good.
Oh, he's still...
Okay, cool.
Well, I mean, they removed it.
This is what I prefer, this get over Elon.
listen to these people oh man oh yeah hey oh boy do I got news for you pal
a small object say a marble at the screen we see a pattern on the back wall where
they went through the slit and hit yeah I just uh yeah yeah is it a double the
double slit though now if we add a second slit we would expect to see a second
They are duplicated to the right.
Consented with a simulation of other things like a video game.
Obviously a random generator with a snorkel.
I was 14 when Skyrim came out.
So I'm 24 month ex-QC sub.
Now where?
Jack, what is he saying?
Is he with the city?
Jack, what is he saying?
Now, let's look at waves.
I mean, I try to be more precise, and I know this works,
Just hit the slit and radiate out, striking the back wall.
I guess I'm watching fucking again.
I'm not giving you hours, I'm giving you some eight-hour fucking.
The line with the slit, the line.
I get it, I get it.
OK, basically, basically, objects act normal, right?
On a normal scale, but at the quantum scale,
they act as waves.
They act as waves.
It's what it's what shows that intensity. This is it creates a differential pattern
Interference patterns, right?
See that so now there is an interference pattern on the back wall
places where the two tops meet are the highest intensity the bright lines and
where they cancel there is nothing so please shut the fuck up so basically one
would interact with the other but it doesn't make sense because it has to be
somewhere it cannot be in both positions it would have to be somewhere
right only after observation you find it where it's at right but if not
observed they're in both the locations because it acts as waves at the
quantum so it changes all the mathematical equation and it works
differently at the quantum level we get this two bands of hits and with waves we
get an interference pattern of many bands. Good, so far. Now, let's go quantum.
And look, look to that.
An electron is a tiny, tiny bit of matter, like a tiny marble.
Let's fire a screen through one slit. It behaves just like the marble.
What are we doing, by the way?
interference pattern like a wave. It doesn't make sense. But there's a sister clever. They
thought maybe those little balls are bouncing off each other and creating that pattern.
So they decide to shoot electrons through one at a time. There is no way they could interfere
with each other, but after an hour, this is the same in your village as in the city of
the woods.
The conclusion is not a scheme, but the single electron leaves as a particle, becomes a wave
of potentials, goes through both slits, and interferes with itself to hit the wall like
a particle.
But mathematically, it's even stranger.
It goes through both slits, and it goes through neither.
And it goes through just...
Chad, it's got an annoying though, no?
Chad, imagine you discover this shit.
Chad, it's like a glitch.
Imagine you discover this shit.
You know what I'm saying?
And you're like, dude, this is a glitch.
It's a bug.
It's like you find life and there's a glitch.
And it's bullshit then.
No, imagine you were God and you forgot to pass this shit.
Right?
And then the humans are figuring out what what the fuck's along with your when you're when you're created and then you can't patch it like
Because they all know it
See look see which one it went through and let it fly
So when you look at it, it goes back to the normal pattern, but why not an interference
pattern of value. The very act of measuring or observing which slit it went through.
Yeah, that's the patch. I mean, Chad, that's the patch. Chad, that's the hot sticks that they
give you to come up with it. To, so that we don't figure out the secrets of life. They had to hot
fix it, but when they were trying to fix it, like, it is. Not both. Saw the glitch. The hot fix it.
This is the closest thing to magic that exists in reality.
So imagine you stop yapping nonsense and watched.
Imagine you stop yelling,
but you spend the whole fucking time there.
Like...
Um...
If we read...
Yeah, I'll watch that.
I'll watch a bit about this a while back.
It's like some lady talking.
It's the most...
It's no shit of all time.
The variance is not caused by someone...
It makes you want to...
caused by the measuring device itself interacting with the system which changes its behavior.
Um, I think that's partially incorrect actually. I think it's actually fully
incorrect. I don't think an observer, um, you know the act of observing that long distance,
in fact with the photon or the, uh, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm here to tell you right now. We don't care
I'm gonna tell you that yesterday I pipe your mother
I care, I listen
I hear what your loser chat has to say
I pipe your mother
I'm a peasant in a dance
But the dictator sometimes doesn't need any helpers
Because I'm a peasant in a dance
But the dictator sometimes doesn't need
What do you know about quantum mechanics?
I have a grasp on the basics.
You're doing it wrong.
His life made up of particles or waves.
Quantum mechanics says it's both. How can it be both?
The shiny ring-gazel was a one-time event.
But it is. It's paradoxical.
And yet, it works.
F.
Yes, it works. It's not a horror movie. I think it's pretty good.
Oh yeah, I think it's pretty good, I mean, I enjoyed it.
I did some christened though when the bomb explodes though.
I don't like the way it explodes though.
These things are hard in your heart.
30 seconds.
I'm in spoiler buddy. This is history you're more on spoilers
Hold on
Side notes chat. What what what what what what I've cared to twist for a human
from to be on some Disney show whatever and it appears on I think it's cool
I think it's it's human development. I like that. I
respect that
Nickelodeon
Disney in the wilderness and me
Jack
I'll give a shit what they were told me I would have watched the shit with my naked eye
Forget about watching it through a through a some glasses or a cube. I'm going I'm gonna watch my shit step on my eye
I don't give a fuck. I'm trying to see that shit
You build a fucking massive bomb you may be made by the most nation
67, but they're a little squared.
Now do that.
That's cool.
Blue origin did it.
What does it mean by that?
Oh, oh, you mean with the failed launch lever?
We should blow up.
Fluid-333, engine static, very cool.
This thing can be loud.
That's pretty crazy though.
Check.
Check, by the way, this is our minor check that you eat through, you drink your bullshit
into a paper straw after five sips, again, your straw gets soft and soggy and you can
Barely find any drop of your drink for this shit
Paper ass straw. Okay, you right there. I know for this year. I don't even do a picture of this shit
soggy swat Andy
I'm just kidding.
Chad, this is uh, Taylor Swift when she has to go do this grocery store.
I don't see any head the life footage of a ps4 launching a gp6
going to let force and be better than you. Lock in.
That's cool though.
What was that? Is that my car?
Oh
This is my soggy store
Oh, holy shit, I don't think if I feel the heat from there now
I'm not sure how many Gs they've probably been in GenoSeper on that.
I'm at 2.5. That's it, really?
I don't think you pull much Gs in a car, right?
Like, chat, the Tesla, I'm pretty sure you can see it on YouTube.
Like the model like Plaid, right?
Tesla Played, Plaid or whatever?
How many Gs is that?
What if you max that with launch mode?
But like, it's fucking massive, no?
Like, hold on.
Need a nibble board?
In launch mode?
I mean, that's insane.
I mean, that's fucking insane.
Like, if anything, this is slow.
Buddy, this is straight max.
I don't think I was...
What are you, slow?
That's insane!
Wait, that's as fast as you can make it.
I don't think you have any better than that.
This is faster than fucking F1 cars, what?
Oh my God, I can't, I actually can't.
I think I'm going to try to light up the beast. It's hard to turn the light off when it's on.
Definitely.
Jack, what is that? Jack, he starts out a sledge too.
But I'm by the Tesla can pull a lot of
He's not as out of sight
Like your fat-ex girlfriend are inside it will be less forceful
That's a shit saying that
I wonder how many Gs there is
Anyway
What is that?
The Wolverine?
I'm going to use this little boy.
I see the bush there, is this where they're going?
Is he going to slide the bomb before it lands?
Wait, really?
What the fuck?
Welcome me to the Gemini.
What are you doing?
What are you doing to me?
I'm gonna run. I'm gonna run you moron. Are you stupid?
What?
What?
What a fucking stupid movie!
What the fuck is this?
No, wait, no, no, wait.
Come on, no, it's not safe.
Not safe, but in it, check.
Check.
He would have, he would have, he would be a radiation sickness out the wazoo, I mean,
this guy would be puking all over the place and shit, like, it's gonna be overexposed,
like.
XQC, check this place and check.
Yeah, this is gonna be mutating it.
Yeah, but it's a movie.
Hey, but I don't give a shit, man.
Like.
XQCM.
You'll survive?
XQCM. You survived? That close?
Okay, chat, this is Aura, just in looks, but these guys, this shit did nothing.
Chat, these guys are thoughts, okay?
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All right, yeah, that's pretty fast, yeah
Space shuttle that's a special is it
Yeah, but why they're going though that probe
What the fuck is that?
Why can't they accelerate more?
Can't they get solar energy and keep accelerating?
I mean, don't...
I thought that you lose nothing.
If you don't lose any speed in space,
need it in space well if you add more speed it
I'm prepared to what about solar
Thanks for always being here, XQCL.
Wait.
Wait, no, you're right.
No, wait, no, wait.
I think you're right.
Yeah, how can they propel with only electricity?
You can't, right?
Wait, there's nothing you can do.
What?
What?
These don't count since they are only moving by gravitational momentum.
Not a doubt.
The last thing moving thing is the shiny Rayquaza that you lost and was unprepared for.
Oh my fucking god, shut up.
Whoa, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Chad, how'd they make this bitch go that fast?
Seven thousand, how did they do that?
Sixty-four months of...
Oh, grab your ounce of the cheese.
Can someone tell me what's going on?
seven apps left.
Okay Jack, what if you put a nuke in space
with an object that can take the nuke and not explode it
and you nuke so that it goes forward?
You nuke something forward.
Oh my God.
And then you put a nuke in orbit,
and when it's about to collide with your object,
you nuke it again, bang!
Oh my god, wait!
Wait, is this the same video?
What the fuck's going on here?
Episode 2. Look at the net hole cover.
Markro was sent to taxi.
It's really slow, don't know.
What if you went around the earth at this speed where you can't because you would slingshot
out?
The gravity isn't pulling you in hard enough.
Why, they blew up a manhole with a nuke.
Pulse propulsion it explored propelling methods for the after my bomb. So yeah guys if I was a scientist
I would have come up with all these solutions all these ideas
Yeah, if I was a scientist back then I mean out
I'm a gold man of ideas all these joy ideas that I got all this shit like if I'm a scientist
They're a problem. I would have had a solution like like
During they're unlucky that I was born
stop being lazy and upgraded software bro because it's 2026 you can't compartmentalize your data to
where games are 160 gigabytes like Tom oh you just being lazy at this point like you mad old
school upgrade your software like now I gotta delete mad stuff just so what's that sound man that
amount of games you have to sacrifice for like if you want to play this guy coming here and drop
the n-word man we cannot be laughing about this shit right now oh I don't think that's just funny
at all. What I do is if I really need to get it out, I'll write it down.
All right. Solve this, Anna.
The puzzle to test how good you are at problem solving. There are four cards in front of you.
Each card has a letter on one side and a number on the other. You need to turn over the cards
to prove the following rule is true. If a card has an A on one side, then it has a two on the other
side. Which card should you turn over to test the rule? Alright, the card is A on the one
side and a 2 on the other side. Which one should you test out the rule? Huh? Well, it's
true. If a card has an A on one side, then it has a 2 on the other side. Which card should
you turn over to test the rule?
Uh...
A and 2?
Many people would select the A card and the 2 card.
However, turning over the 2 is unnecessary because the rule doesn't say that all cards
with 2 must have the letter A on the other side.
It only states that if there's an A, it must have a 2 on the reverse.
But what about the 3 card?
flipping over the three card is essential because if it has an A on the other side it
would violate the rule.
This step is often overlooked because our minds are inclined to seek confirmation rather
than disconfirmation when testing a rule.
When you see the A card, you might instinctively want to check it to confirm the rule to see
if there's a two on the other side.
Whereas flipping over the three card doesn't immediately confirm the rule, it only has
the potential.
This is, this is bad faith.
It doesn't tell you how many, how many flips you have
or, or like, it doesn't tell you anything.
If I could test the rule, I flip all the fucking cards,
bitch ass.
If by logic, I flip all the goddamn cards.
Cause I, because it is the, like, what, what?
Well, to disprove it.
In 1963, British cognitive psychologist, Peter Wason,
ran this experiment at the Harvard Center
for Cognitive Studies.
And then this guy, this guy that's just stripping his funding forever and banned him from ever receiving any sort of government funding for his riches because he's a fucking dumbass.
So the test doesn't do shit and it's fucking useless.
What a useless motherfucker.
Bruce, don't be useful. What is he doing?
The prevailing belief-
10% because of shit is trash!
And only about 10% of participants solved the puzzle.
The prevailing belief at the time in cognitive psychology was that humans are inherently rational beings.
Wason's work shattered that assumption revealing how people often failed to reason logically even in seemingly simple situations
One of the students who wrote an obituary about him noted that he believed psychologists should never know quite why they were doing it
Guys, guys, this this completely misrepresent the facts
If it has an A and it has as a two cool, right?
But it doesn't make sense though because because this one what no no it it's stupid
well situations one of the students who wrote an obituary about him noted that he
believed psychologists should never know why oh I get actually why they were doing
an experiment he preferred to let the results speak for themselves but what
happens when you move from abstract puzzles to real life situations imagine
what a bar in each card in front of you represents a person at the bar hold on
Let me walk in.
Okay. Which car should you flip?
as you flip? Well not 19 because that's how we confirmed it. Not 22 because that's how
we confirmed it. Not soda. Soda.
Many people instinctively select the card sharing the person drinking beer to check
if they are of legal drinking age, which is correct. But what about the other cards? Flipping
over the card of the person drinking soda doesn't help because there's no law about
what age you have to be to drink soda. Similarly, you don't need to check the 22 year olds drink
because okay I always like it so everything that I was a trick question
and I just outsmarted it but it was just that simple to say they are of legal
drinking age regardless of what they're drinking however you should flip over the
card showing the person who is 19 years old they see what they're doing hard
reveals an alcoholic drink on the other side then the bar is breaking the law
yeah but they don't tell you they don't tell you what the cards mean and the
rules that it's just bullshit they don't give you the parameters and expected it
Like, it's fucking stupid!
This area is much easier for people to understand.
In fact, when the problem is presented in this more familiar context,
researchers found the success rate jumps from 10% to 75%.
Waste and hinted at the possibility of dual processes in reasoning.
What?!
Which was later popularized by psychologist Daniel Kahneman in his book,
Thinking Fast and Slow.
Kahneman describes two systems we use when we think.
System one is fast and intuitive,
Like when you drive a familiar route, read words on a large billboard, or finish the phrase,
red and...
System 2 is slower and more deliberate.
Like when you brace for the starting pistol in a race, solve a complex math problem, or
park in a tight spot.
In the abstract card puzzle, people often engage System 1, responding quickly yet incorrectly
because the problem is unfamiliar.
In the real-life bar scenario, System 1 still-
Give me any order.
Give me any order.
and Justin Krueger made a surprise-
THE THING, KRAGGER! THE THING, KRAG- ANALYST!
...discovery. When they gave a brief training session to undergraduate students who struggled
with a waste-and-selection task, not only did their logical reasoning skills improve,
but they also became more self-aware, so that they became better at spotting and
correcting their own mistakes. Now that you're more familiar with logic puzzles,
let's see how well you do with another challenge. Each of the four cards has a-
Okay, Ebi, fuck off. Let me lock it on this, and I am locked in.
Share with Logic Puzzles, let's see how well you do with another...
SHUT UP!
Let me fucking lock in!
...that one mistakes.
Now that you're more familiar with Logic Puzzles, let's see how well you do with another challenge.
Each of the four cards has a shape on one side and a solid color on the other.
Shape on one side, and solid color!
Here's one.
Besides you see are a red triangle, a solid blue, a purple square, and a yellow hexagon.
The rule is, if a card has a red triangle on one side, then it has a solid blue color on the other side.
That's the rule. The rule is, triangle equals solid blue.
Which cards do you flip?
To what? To do what?
Where, in the yellow headsides you see, are a red card's has a shillier with logic puzzles.
Let's see how all you do with another challenge.
Shut up!
The card has a shape on one side and a solid color on the other.
The sides you see are a red triangle, a solid blue, a purple square, and a yellow hexagon.
The rule is, if a card has a red triangle on one side, then it has a solid blue color
on the other side.
Then just flip, then just flip right in.
Which cards do you flip?
Just flip right in.
Just flip the red triangle card to check if the other side is blue or not.
That's all. There's no need to flip the solid blue card because the rule didn't mention anything about what should be on the other side.
Yeah, okay.
Fuck yes.
BUN!
Guide of a blue card. This task is tricky because it plays on the assumption that you need to do more in the test of...
No bloody, no bloody, don't try to trick me. I already knew this.
Rule, when in fact the correct and logical approach is more straightforward.
While the Wayson selection task is a test of logical reasoning, it also reveals something deeper about how our minds were.
Our brains are wired to seek out confirmation of what we believe to be true.
We have a tendency to focus on information that supports our existing beliefs while ignoring anything that contradicts them,
but this can lead you down a risky path.
Yeah, sure.
Imagine you invest in a tech stock because you believe in the company's future.
You start seeking out news, reports, and expert opinions that...
I should have gone against that.
it within myself for years and I find a lot of joy into that.
I find joy in finding out that I'm wrong about something.
I think it's cool.
Firm your belief that the stock will perform well and you might ignore or downplay any
negative news or analysis about the company.
The story of Blackberry is an example of how confirmation bias ruined a company.
If you're excited about buying a new product, you might only read positive reviews overlooking
the negatives, which might lead to buyer's remorse later on.
By being aware of these tendencies, we can make more informed and balanced decisions
that engage system 2 thinking and challenge our own assumptions.
Research shows that studying higher mathematics can sharpen your logical thinking.
If you want to build on that, Brilliant is the perfect platform.
I would say all of that shit.
Um, higher mathematics?
So, you've made it to the last one.
Okay, Jack, Jack, this, this problem, I hate it.
Jack, it took me years to see that I was wrong, but I was wrong, I was wrong.
This is bullshit!
The short answer is yes, even though it seems counter-intuitive, changing your door choice
actually doubles your odds of winning the car.
But how is that possible?
This is the Monty Hall problem.
At this step, most people will correctly assume that you have a 1-3 chance of choosing the
correct door, but it would be incorrect to assume that when one door is removed, each
door now holds a 50-50 chance of having the car.
Let's use a deck of cards to understand why.
Take a card from this deck without looking.
This card has a 1-52 chance of being the Ace of Spades, but now I'm going to flip over
all the other cards except one, none of which are the Ace of Spades.
Of the two cards left, which one seems more likely to be the Ace of Spades?
The one you chose randomly out of a deck of 52, or the one I purposefully and suspiciously
left with?
Oh, because that one survived!
No, no, that one survived, that one survived, that's what I chose and that one survived.
Down.
It turns out you're-
Chad, this one I had to survive that many times.
Carved remains at a chance of 1 in 52, where my card now has a 51 out of 52 probability
of being the Ace of Spades.
The same principle is true with the three doors, you see, when I removed the door I
I did so with motive, knowing there was a goat behind it.
The only two scenarios that exist are,
A, you chose the correct door,
and I'm arbitrarily picking one of the wrong choices
to show you, in which case staying will make you win,
or B, you pick the wrong door,
and I show you the other incorrect answer,
in which case switching will make you win.
Scenario A will-
So you know what, Chad?
If you wanna tell you happiness, I tell you, Chad, 100%.
The people that end up swapping and doing the car
felt a lot worse about their choice
than the people who stayed and lost it and then get the car.
Think about it, the people were probably way more okay
with losing it when they then swapped
than the people who did swap it
because they made a choice that caused them to fail
which feels a lot worse into the happiness
than somebody who chose, says that.
Well, always happen when you choose the winning door
and B will always happen when you pick a losing door.
Therefore, A will happen one third of the time
and B will happen two thirds.
You're genetically not smart except that I was at the top in most of the video games
that professional gamers are so smart that you'll ever meet.
This one is the most crafty, most sedentative, anyone who finds breaks and patterns that
nobody else can find.
I had the tiger in the fucking bitch.
You and nine other individuals have been captured by super intelligent alien ovaries.
No, I accidentally, I was in the middle of the water. I just saw this. Well, I didn't saw it because
Chad, these are kind of boring. They, they, they are fundamentally just visualizing a problem in
that is like some some solution with like odd or even or like prime numbers or
some shit and it's it's kind of it's like some mumbo jumbo bullshit out of
the shit
It was a header ball.
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Whatever.
It's just crazy.
It's like, how?
I'm not trying to be that guy, but like,
bro, they're all like him, and like, you have to seem shit.
It's like, there's just nothing to do, like, anything.
No.
Get one.
I'm stealing it.
That's crazy.
That's not even crazy.
Excuse me?
Yeah.
That's such a funny cut of YouTube.
Oh, that's so funny.
It's kind of true, young cyclist.
Can you say it? What do you...
All right.
Now, who can explain Newton's method and how you use it?
You can use it to solve nonlinear equations.
That's impressive. That's really good.
I mean, I'm very impressed by that,
especially since my class is called nonlinear equations.
All right, now somebody tell me something I don't already know.
Anyone?
Dealer.
Anyone?
Dealer.
Newton stole it?
I'm sorry?
Newton stole it?
What was it?
Jackson published the same myth 50 years ago.
If the start value is too far removed from true zero, then it fails.
I'm sorry.
What's your name?
Ben Campbell.
Ben?
Ben.
Newton Stalvin?
Ben Stalvin suggests that Joseph Raphson was the original author of this method.
Well, if that's the case, then why didn't he give you credit?
Well, for one thing, Newton had a better publicist.
Stole it.
And for another, after 1700, we know very little about Raphson other than the fact that
he discovered the cabal about 300 years before Madonna.
All right, now, let's give Ben a chance for some extra credit, shall we?
We're going to call this the game show host problem, all right?
Then, suppose you're on a game show,
and you are given a chance to choose
from three different doors, all right?
Now, behind one of the doors is a new car.
Behind the other two, goats.
Which door would you choose, Ben?
Uh, door number one.
Door number one, Ben?
Now, I'll choose that door number two.
Now, the game show host, who, by the way,
knows what's behind all the other doors,
decides to open another door.
Let's say he chooses door number three,
behind which sits a goat.
Now, Ben, if you can show us who's up to you,
says Ben, do you want to stay with door number one
or go with door number two?
Now, is it in your interest to switch your choice?
Yeah.
Well, wait.
Remember, the host knows where the car is.
So how do you know he's not playing tricks on you,
trying to reverse psychology to get you to pick a go?
I'm going to really care.
I mean, my answer's based on statistics,
based on variable change.
Variable change?
She just asked you a simple question.
Yeah, she changed everything.
Enlighten us.
Well, when I was originally asked to choose a door,
I had a 33.3% chance of choosing right.
But after he opens one of the doors
and then reoffers me the choice, it's now 66.7%
Hotel?
A Travager.
Switch.
Welcome to the hotel.
That's a zippo.
Oh, don't ask.
Thank you for that extra 23.7%.
6.37%.
Exactly.
People remember, if you don't know which door to open,
always account for variable change.
Now, see, most people wouldn't take the switch
out of paranoia, fear, emotions.
I wouldn't.
It's like a camel.
He kept motions aside and let simple math
get his ass into a brand new car.
Jeff, people,
not people, but me, last time, Jeff,
I thought oh, yeah, this I get this is like simple, but we saw a history of this problem and apparently it's like
Like some experts and scientists that have just like a debate in shit
It was in the papers what I choose a green
See this is what I like it why do you not know this?
Oh my god, it's Skipper.
No, green loses here, thank you.
Yep, chat, I play enough marbles, but no.
On spinners, you want to be close to the other guy, but never want to be the first, because
Did you get pushed?
Did you get pushed away?
So bullshit.
It's so bullshit.
I mean, if you know, you know.
White.
Oh my God.
Jackson Thang, I feel like my instinct just knows what it,
white, clears this shit.
Oh, dude!
Again?
No spinners!
Where the fuck?
Okay, okay, okay, I get it.
He took white out of the game.
Just, yeah, I mean, he's, he's spiky.
He took white out of the game.
He, he, he, the, the race wasn't finished yet.
That's bullshit. That's lame. That's boring.
Um...
Tsk.
And, uh, he's, he's, he's spiky.
He's spiky. He's spiky.
He's spiky. He's spiky.
He's spiky. He's spiky.
Anyway, what's that?
Is that my Prime Minister?
anymore very interesting very cool well chat I'm glad he's having fun because I
don't think he's having fun right now
what is the 18 key I go snowdocks necklace that goes over 6,000
checkbook measures 13 milliliters tall very cool
chat I thought this cloud was announced like fucking like five years ago what
job wasn't it like a Tiffany co-collab or something like that that they'd never
Never got released
Yes, good evening ex QC. I am a representative from the twitch administration
It's cool. It's facts found out that you have a range of 15,000 spotted viewers in your streams as a result
You were a those are gonna die so
That was getting nice though. I mean one
one. Okay, hold on now. I like a Magikarp because Chad, the gold Chad, the golden Magikarp.
Chad, you know, in the show, the gold magic up in, in a, um, did you ever go to center
in the ship, in the ship, it's called the VVS or something.
What do you need to get this?
I mean, I can't read this shit.
This is where we go my shit. Translate.
60 instoms?
Interesting.
Is that like official though? Is that like the company itself though or is that some bullshit knockoff?
Interesting.
I like to make things, but I'd marry you with paper rings, engaged by the way, are very
cool actually.
Paper rings, they're very cool, very nice, I'm happy for them, it's very nice.
I wish them all the best, it's actually very nice.
I think they're a good couple, I think that they've, you know, they've been good for a
long time, I think it makes sense.
I'm heading to them
It's an ambulance in Mawan, what?
What's up front?
work I guess we don't look where's the sidewalk the great place to leave the
chair the bike is the perfect place to walk good job
black to the bike lane what that is a real job quick that is that is a real
job that's an excellent parking I got you a camera asshole
Get a real car. I mean, what are you mad get mad get mad. There's a real car
Good job blocking the bike
Last time I checked this
Chasing you think you
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Have
Say hi Bruce
Enjoy drinking my life. It's worth more than most
No, he's kidding everyone
No
What the fuck
We'll get you guys to read it all right tell us what we got today anything you
should eat we got we got in games congrats on marrying your roommate
lucky it's crazy to think we used to be roommates and then we fell in love
beautiful photo shoot chat the decent and the distance for the marriage thing
Because I didn't see my inbox. I didn't see anything. Is it lagged?
Beautiful photo guys they're lined up gorgeous pictures
All right, I'm trying to check the block folder because I got him blocked on Gmail
She underdebuted me from the twitch chat. So I said fuck it. I'm fine. I'm fucking blocking him on Gmail
the second too easy yeah I mean I want to
I mean, I win. I win, buddy. Easy.
Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? Really? So we're changing that.
So what's going to be it?
Um, what the heck?
Um, A.
This may be some great debate that I can only tell.
I, look, I know I'm a millionaire.
I'm going to tell my kid their whole entire life,
hey, I have a college fund for you.
And then the day, okay, that they start applying for colleges,
I'm going to go, I'm going to say,
Actually, the day they get accepted, I'm gonna go,
bad news, I lost all your money in a free gambling accident.
Well, why don't you be opposite to that?
Well, you tell me that you're broke
and you don't have money for them,
so that they worked hard to get a full right scholarship
through results, and then you go,
oh, by the way, you don't need that,
because here's the money, because you've earned it,
bang, and then you pay for them, or something like that.
That, I mean.
Okay, you have to pay your own way through college.
So then they'll have the hoods,
but they need to have the hustle, okay?
No, it didn't get it right.
Oh, fuck, how do I figure this out?
How do I figure this out?
Like, I don't want them to think it's a free ride here.
Can I need them to work?
There's a freak gambling accident.
There's nothing anyone could have done.
I happened to gamble all of your tuition on black
and I lost.
It is what it is.
No, no, no.
You tell them once they get to high school,
you told them that, you know, you moved to a smaller house,
right?
But you keep going and you say that you lost it all on black.
I mean, you say, by the way, if you want to go to college,
You have to lock in it.
Please.
I mean, please, yeah.
Yeah, I dreamt of the broadcast and it was watching the stream.
He was telling his stream he won't invite you because you missed a once-in-a-lifetime Shinny Raekwiz.
He said it was a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
Watch bag with the fire. Thank you.
Is this a new map? What is this?
Very nice.
What kind of tune is that?
It looks like a piece of metal.
Is that bamboo?
Yeah, how many tunes is it?
What is that?
Oh yeah?
It was...
It's...
He has a 15-minute delay, and then what will happen, and then what will happen?
I am like a crazy white lion, talking to myself, asking people,
A.K., thank you for subscribing.
Yes, wait a minute, you are 12 years old, you now have a beard,
Wait, you're 12 years old.
You have a beard now.
You're too good.
The audience will grow up,
have children, go to college,
graduate, get married,
have six children,
die, live, be raised.
And then I'll still...
you
you
you
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you
you
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Wait, I don't get it.
More than that.
What?
What?
what wait how that doesn't make sense
shall we do that
is there any footage of that
Okay, that's cap. That's AI. And also, that's an old mother. What? What the fuck is that?
Where is the footage? Check. Where is the footage?
Well, no shit, the guy was doing homeruns. He can't run. He's fat
This guy had to hit the ball hard. Otherwise, he's not getting on base. It just makes sense
Chat wasn't so little footage
to live as big as I can 920 then cameras
Transform baseball he practically invented the home run in 1920 he did 54 a total no other
and he did it with an exhilarating presence
Face each other once again, here it is!
Holy shit, it has the go-to.
Give us a spotball roof panel, the light field stands and the hand-beam on the front was...
Ch- I- I would like to like baseball. It's- Ch- It's very hard to like it. You know what I mean?
I- I want to, but it's just not the end, then.
We designed this pad to be able to support a launch every 60 minutes in depth
Chacha show me show me a big little clip that's gonna be inspired to like it
What is this trigger
No, okay, well there's none I got it
What, Ohtani?
Isn't that the gambling guy?
60 months to someone who doesn't know how to play backyard baseball.
Jack, this is bullshit.
And a swing!
Whoa!
Is it a swing?
It is!
The chance to come right back from the mound and click!
It's been five minutes.
And a little half swing by Colin and two on Tarré.
And a swing!
What I'm saying is it feels unfair.
The tutorial struck in the NLCS.
Hey!
It just feels unfair.
Charles, I don't like the fact that like,
you have to damage your body in order to make good throws.
Like, throws at that speed shot.
The arm isn't meant to do that, like you're ripping through your arm doing that shit.
Um...
You know what I mean?
Anyway, that's about it.
Very cool.
Um...
This is cinema. I'll watch it, what is it?
What is it?
Sacks waiting on deck.
With the game right now, is that the place?
Five, five more, and the light field, she is done!
All right, everyone, this is the end of this weekend.
We'll tap her left to the mound, we'll go fielding through it, and the run and it gets on by
Paglione, that'll bring in the game's first run as Ewing scores the shift to third, and
all the right of second goes Binge, now it's throwin' the bat stop!
Imagine you're an investor of this club, and you're paying this guy like fucking, I don't
know, like 20 male that throw the fucking ball, and you watch the TV and he does this
stupid shit.
I mean, I'm flipping my TV and I'm fine, everybody
What what the fuck are they doing?
What the fuck are they doing
Oh my god.
Watch Monkey Ball?
It's, yo, it's called Money Balls in a Ferret movie and it's not, it's not fucking Monkey
Ball.
It's not Monkey Ball.
Fuck off.
What, what is that?
Alright.
Um.
I like that scene at the end, where the fag guy rolls in.
the ball.
The series maybe.
Not continuing.
No, not only is it continued
he's in a position.
To tie the game up and
possibly send this blue
drapes crowd into a string.
Well.
Cosardo heavily used
two more innings last night.
The Mariners chasing that.
Is he going to hit the ball or not?
That included facing Springer.
I like that I like that I like that that the players know it's a home run as soon as they
hit it almost every time like there's such a small margin right between the close but
they know exactly even though it's like very close to the defense they still know like look
Look at this shit. That's impressive. Look at that.
He knows.
That could have been a meter off and not a runner.
run
Check this in a butter stadiums. This is not all-round
Like the green giant or the fuck it
It's not a lot of, actually I follow on Twitter a page that says if what home runs and what
stadiums or how many it would be at home run.
Yeah, I'm actually right, I'm actually right, Chinese just doesn't know.
Yeah, how do you know this page?
Will it ding or would it don't?
I forgot what it is, I'm not kidding, it's a real page.
It's a lot of it.
That one was a 20 out of 30, apparently.
Okay, okay, what do you have this then?
Oh, that's not a big W.
Chat, let me show you this scene.
It's Agus and him up.
No, no.
inspirational inspirational scene base ball is only fun to watch when you see it
live and the reason it's fun has nothing to do with the sport
if he writes
okay chat chat inspirational watch this come with me in the video room I want to
I'll show you something.
No.
No, man, I'm not filming right now.
Come on, seriously.
Come on, Billy, come on.
The Bicelia Oaks, an hour 240-pound catcher,
Jeremy Brown, who, as you know, is
scared to run the second base.
This was in the game six weeks ago.
This guy's going to start him off with a fastball.
Jeremy's gonna take him to Deep Center.
Here's what's really interesting,
because Jeremy's gonna do what he never does.
He's gonna go for it.
He's gonna round first, and he's gonna go for it.
Okay?
This is all of Jeremy's nightmares coming to life.
Oh, they're laughing at it.
And Jame is about to find out why.
Jame is about to realize...
that the ball went 60 feet over the fence.
He hit it home run, and didn't even realize it.
WFAT guy propaganda movie.
But propaganda man, it's it's inspirational. It means that sometimes you don't even know you have a home runner
right
He's going to see it
Because
Because it's an analogy for the movie that he had a whole month with a strategy with his new theory, right?
and
And yeah, you gotta give yourself the credit for that.
And you gotta see it through.
Okay, I don't want to turn into this game, apparently it took, it took, it's done this
a month, two and seven hours, but apparently, no, it can play online, I don't think.
the exillus
Check the equipment with the wash team
Um, check that change the fucking map
Welcome can you jungle me the two? No? Okay, fuck you
What is that?
Hello once again, baseball fans.
Sunny day, come and action with my editor Vinnie the Goose.
Yo, I'm an extra special hi-ho to everyone tuning in to us over the radio.
Radio? What? What year is this?
I don't know Vinnie. What year is it?
Only what the fuck was that?
Hold on.
Good!
Out!
BANG!
Ah, I pressed it on there!
I
Catch the ball man. What the fuck is he doing? Oh my fucking god
The best
The mass! Oh my god, I killed him!
Here comes the neighborhood's newest ace, throwing the rubber and ready to deal!
The crowd is buzzing for the newcomer. No pressure kid, just be an iron naked kid and have a video game!
And let's strike!
Oh
So I do. I punched him.
It's all good, it's all good.
I'm gonna hit a line drive left side of Nick.
Are you stupid with a poker?
Wait, wait, what?
They can catch him in the back!
Good!
Not again. Okay. No, no! I said no!
What?!
I never said that!
They carry her ball to a little outside ball one
Solid a nasty pitch with a lot of heat ready and later
I'm just kidding.
Right?
That'll be good for them, the city.
Oh.
Yeah.
Stepping up to the plate with big dreams and a bigger swing.
The city's are doing the easy on it, aren't they?
The game is doing weird.
They practiced their home run trot in the mirror this morning.
One strike.
Still some breathing room.
What a dumb ass?
Out, get out!
I'm so bad at it, I'm so fucking mad at it.
Wait, wait, he didn't go for it, though.
The ball whizzes down towards center right back to the pitcher. The fielders got it. Oh my god
Look out here comes a new player ready to prop this game now
Here's a kid who looks like they practiced their home
I suggest
Round ball at the first baseline
Okay, Chad, this is the comeback.
Okay, Pablo, Insta, home runner.
I don't call Kisha Billers.
Nope.
I have a ball at the mask.
One more indicator.
Oh, me indicator.
What about my indicator?
What about my indicator?
What about my indicator?
Hold on!
Okay, she all runs the hundred percent.
Hold on!
Nope.
I'll take a strike and find it.
I want to get a bit of movement.
Guys, where's the indicator?
I could all the
Let me know but indicating what
Where
Where in the lobby?
So before the game starts...
Dude, hit the bomb, world!
I think he's going to run towards the gap.
Run around first.
Don't underestimate this next time.
It's a huge, Maria Luna.
Shut up.
Nice swing.
That's a strike.
You'll miss it.
What?
What?
How they have they still
Theatres, Serious Magic. The right one.
Oh, draggin' back. Yep.
The fielders got it.
Gunners on first and second.
Here comes the neighbor Hudson.
One strike.
Sorry, that didn't happen.
Right to come on. I'm gonna get you watch this
Yikes the dance of war
Back towards the outfield plays it off the wall
Out
Mark the board
Oh, she was out, and then she was running. I thought she was shooting. I thought she was stealing a base, man.
I thought she was stealing a base.
I'm going to kill her.
Okay, chat. It's still available.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, actually not! We're- we're cooked ya!
Oh, it's the last you'll ever see.
Even Toddler could figure out how to play this game, excuse the L.
Bless you, Mikey Thomas!
This one's coming in with some heat! And that's a ball, folks!
The ball whizzes down towards center.
Swing!
That was the batter.
Look at that and run her on first.
Looking a quick confused quick.
Watch your shake.
Power all the way down.
Oh my god, hold on.
Straight up the middle.
Nice!
We've got a runner on first and second.
Looking in her element out here in the fresh air.
In the fresh air.
We've got a runner on first and second.
Looking in her element out here in the fresh air, it's Annie Frazier.
Annie is as gentle as they come.
But when it comes to better...
Rise it right up the middle!
Another one bites the dust.
Twenty-six months.
Can I get a-
I mean, it's still not bad, right?
No.
Okay.
Hot, low, sick!
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
That ball hit the stratosphere.
Side rip fire with spawn water.
Look out! Here comes the newcomer, ready to prop this state.
This may be it.
I'm the fucking ghost.
Um.
First
Maybe we can show them
I'm trying to overgame it
What a dumbass
Thumbass!
I mean, yeah, it's, I mean, it's winnable. I'll never...
Oh, that table, that table, table!
Um...
the plate
it's headed straight back to the outfield
and the fielder's got it
it's the pink pony lover dearle her
shot into the gap
the fielder's gonna play it off the wall
Runners on first and second
What you got tangled up in the base path there
Okay chat on paper twinnings twinnings down by four one more game smack that all the down
SPAAIN!
Oh, 213!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
one minute to slip through
what a rip! sliced it like a piece of shit!
We all experience heartbreak one day or another.
This game is for children.
He's blown his nose. Now he's ready to blow the...
Fuck off!
Whoa! Foul ball.
Rips one. That one's a foul. Somebody get a room.
chat, can I... can I vest silver vase there?
wait, how are we looking?
wait, Shryke?
ah, GG
Where'd the ball go strike one? Oh, yeah
What the fuck Pablo
Oh
What
I don't understand what you're doing that with this game
Tenacious, I love it
They have a goal
I think you're supposed to not let them hit the ball, Mr. Cowan.
been sent soaring through the sky there run it's done the living legend
with the ball go one strike still some breathing room that kid is gonna need a
to get to catch that one. That'll do it for them. If here comes the neighbor could...
Kill that boy.
Yeah, how do you forget the gamer? He's an enlover.
Ooh, a tricky one.
30 months, Spock. Can I get a welcome to the jungle for the one-time Mr. Count?
Okay, now how do you know the indicator? Because I want my window counter. I don't want to
I'm trying to be weird about it.
Where?
And team rolls?
Where? Should I where?
Before it starts, so I end it in your team.
Okay.
Winners only.
Wait.
We're gonna be the bombs.
We're gonna be the...
the red bombers.
the red bombers pitch mode swiss is often
errors often
Watch out, it's errors.
Chad, no way you're not putting anything on it.
So those are...
Hot cold honor.
So that was birthday boosts.
So what's the meaning?
That's too random.
So what's the meaning?
That's too random.
So what's the meanings?
That's too random.
That's too random.
Can you tell my cousin Jim to fuck off, please?
Nine is a full game.
I don't do three, fuck it.
I want to go to a stadium.
That's nice.
Okay, let's do six of them
Okay chat, I think this guy's good at pitching maybe we get another picture
Chat, what if we get for pictures we get on the lady. She's very good. I can bring the heat
Yes, you won't regret this
unlike picking Tony
Chancey is always betting is good.
What?
I mean, where's the problem?
You have to wait.
Okay.
Hold on.
Um
Chopper backup pitcher
Which at her running and feeling is really good, maybe maybe we make her bunts
Basically
Uh, that's a really good feeling
I
Can't run for shit
I don't mind her she can't run though. She I think you need running it
Like that this is good
All right, I mean
Just a reminder that Lemon played this game for 4 hours and didn't score a single run.
Well, hold on. Running and batting.
Chad, that's the next winner.
Yeah, I'm the reflection.
I mean, she sure goes hard.
Me too.
Good job.
Batting and running is one of the most important stats.
Chad, I don't think we need another pitcher.
Okay, she can run too though.
Oh, we have no defense. We need better fielder.
Okay, this guy's a good fielder, I think we need that.
Big guy with a, yeah, big easy, it's inner filter.
Oh, this is a good fielder.
Um.
Good running, good silly, is that, no?
Oh
All her yeah, I think yeah, she's bad. No, it's not about at all
Teddy bear girl is that only
I
Make it too late
Hold on
We're three right three pictures, right?
Okay
Fielding in nope table absolutely get me we put him catcher
Right
Um fielding is no bad bad
Where are my good players?
We're sealed us catcher so I'm doing now
Chat chat I think we need it we need a better better fielder
It's fine. Kenny 1B. What's 1B? In here? And maybe her in here. Okay, what's most important
fielder? Here, middle, right? Center fielder is the best fielder, right? He's gonna get
of the deep balls.
Okay.
And I think he should be nearby, like here.
Short stop. I know that means...
That's good.
Both computers are middle, middle and top.
They have a wider range of fielding here, right?
I think this is the next winner.
Bat line up we start with good and bad runners right hold on watch your shit
that running batting is good batting running and then Pablo on 4th when the
The base is loaded in.
And an ACME is in for the backup of...
Um...
Okay, okay, hold on.
Janet Evans is the winner.
This should be a free winner.
Hello, sports fans.
My name is Sunny Day, and I'm accompanied by my good pal, Vinny the Goose.
Yo, I'm...
The mighty monsters, that's me!
What do they call you?
They stole my team!
My name?
They...
It's...
That's my team!
...Chenzo Theodore Giovanni, Edward Mackle.
Little Luanne, Louis, looks up to back.
Some say that bear holds...
Chazelle had a grounder on the left side, I prefer her,
because she came back for shit.
That's why Luanne is such a great player.
Huh?
Play it.
One.
What a skillful row. A slow roller.
Ooh, that's just embarrassing.
Looking a bit confused, we have peep.
And that's a strike.
That's strike two.
What?
That retires the side.
That's stepping up to the plate with Angela Del Vecchio as her element planted on the pitcher's
Nice!
Nice!
Fuck you! He knows me as a computer!
Ah! These fielders are cooking!
today
Are you stupid
Pablo send it
what strike still some breathing room
there's two strikes no more room for error here
he's going to rock the stadium
I'm not supposed to see where the ball's at.
I can't see!
I can't see!
My best swing, but I'll get careful now it wants the power
Look out here comes the next ready to rock this
Let's see if this 83 fucking months still with this
Catch it wow have you ever seen such a man my daddy means I'm fired
Big dreams
Rounder through the gap
That's it. I'm cooking
Oh, no way that's gonna
No dice one strike on the count
That's a slow roller
Nice
I'm the gold for this game!
Better rain higher for this one
Those field is I'm gonna need to man a blimp to catch that one
She'll amaze you with her great school hitting
Strike one
A swing and a miss. That's strike two.
That had the distance, but not the direction. The fielder dies for it.
Strike three.
Luann Luann, her trusty sidekick, Teddy, are at back.
I don't understand
Oh my god
Oh my god, he's a goat. He's a goat
I got it.
These fielders are busted.
Okay, come on.
Deep center all the way.
Nope.
towards center. Yikes. I know how it works now. Twins of Dodger's LOL, Twins of Dodger's
LOL, L Twins of Dodger's LOL, Twins of Dodger's LOL, L Twins of Dodger's LOL. Nope. That's
ball to
With the ball go now it's not the time to show two strikes
And the runners out
Pure power at that they don't call key ship
One strike still some breathing room
The ball whizzes down towards center right to
What
What is going on? I don't understand this.
The shit is his nothing in it.
That's a ball, folks.
Wait, there's never going to happen, should I hold on?
Ball.
The race strikes your route.
That'll bring our team up to bat.
Better luck next taking the mound today.
Right back to the pitcher.
Come on! Get him out, get him out, get him out, get him out, get him out, get him out.
Taking the mound today this bad. Oh, he's not gonna go for it.
Yikes. That's a ball.
That was one of that ass. Let's see if you can handle this.
Rough. That's ball two. Winster name in every game.
That one gets through.
I mean, it's 3Z, 3Z.
Nope, you did it, you did it, kill him, kill him.
Did you just fall at nothing?
What?
That ball was hit so high, I've got time for doing my taxes.
What?
Always cool under pressure.
It goes.
Lean tag.
Always a fan favorite.
Chopper to third.
Yes, Drifter!
What the fuck?
Nope
Dude fuck you
He hit that. What a dumbass.
He's gonna hit that.
OH MY GOD!
I HATE DOBIN' ACTIVE GARDEN THAT'S INSANE!
one strike on the count. I think my first ball is 112 miles per hour. That's two.
Get him out.
That bitch has an extra spice on it.
Steal, Reich, one.
Should be playable.
And you're done it.
That's on paper!
On paper!
Come on.
A swing and a miss.
One strike, still some breathing room.
Slip through the gap.
That player was robbed.
What?
Wait.
You're amazing.
They turned Graceful hitting.
Give it up for Tiki Kawaguchi.
Here comes the Graceful ballerina.
The player hit an error and still...
With the ball.
player hit era and still caught it
hold on
Wait, no, I said no, I said no.
Fuck you.
Chat, did you upload this on or off, say it.
I
Know you play with them on
Any the Gucci and I are back for yet another rousing game of baseball
Sonny you didn't introduce yourself any we've been doing this for a comment years
Do you really think they don't know who I am by now? What do you mean? We've been doing this for six months
What are they hitting right here?
Time really flies when you get to be the announcer for a world-renowned baseball game.
World-renowned, eh? Or universe-renowned. I bet there's a UFO of aliens watching us from space right now.
Uh, let's play ball!
Stepping onto the field, we have red goners and red monsters.
My hands are already squirming.
The man looks up to that. Wake up!
Hey can I get a welcome to the jungle...
Jumble.
He right...
SHUT WHAT THE FUCK!
I mean right to...
On the volume house.
Strike three!
He's a really going to knock it out of the park
And that's a strike
What
Strike three
I don't believe it man!
I should go for the...
I'm trying to make them go for a base, but he's not going for it.
It's the wrong picture.
It's the wrong picture.
No, it's not.
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I can't believe it.
He doesn't hit that.
Wow, have you ever seen such a place the shadow of the ball on the ground to know when to swing
Dude, what do you mean by that?
It's the MVP herself
Right back to the picture
Runners on first and second
Did he miss the catch
And that's a ball folks.
So when I hit the whole play you smack it?
Fuck you!
I'm not slinging too high now, I've got to be careful.
I just didn't know he was going to hit that.
Yep.
Get out of here.
You don't shit on the goat.
What is she doing here?
She's gonna hit it.
Get the fuck outta here.
Where is he going?
Is he lost?
Namaste
Don't miss it, like you missed the shimley quasar.
It was a one time thing, XQC.
Rounder to left field.
And that's what we call a foul ball.
Huh? Strike three.
I messed up.
For slam dunks or homers.
And that's a strike.
Into the graphic go!
YES!
Runner on first.
Just like a squand.
Grounder.
FUCK OFF!
2 strikes, no pressure.
Strike 3, battle up next top, little Luan, wee, whoopsa!
For one turn one thing, could we please get a batter and not a broken ladder?
The ball go that's strike two
You call me dumb asses when they miss must make you a retard ex QCL
I can't just give it to so stupid
Good! Good fucking catch! Good fucking catch, man!
She hit that Hobset.
Oh my god!
Um... um... um...
Wait, was that not a mid-air catch?
And you did it.
I don't understand man!
Missing the ball like you missed the shiny equation, it was a long time thing.
You came unprepared, now it's gone for good.
The living legend!
We're gonna help on there, as you help on.
One strike on the count.
Do you like two?
Yes! Come on!
Final game?
Nope.
It's on them.
who is this one time everybody speaks about is he a
Oh my god, the wheels jammed!
like out city population you way up in the air
stretch your body above no one gets past taking the mound today
this standing in its shadow bag
you're it you got taking the mound today this
Hey, how are you doing?
That's a wrap!
Careful now, in what...
Strike one.
Two strikes. Pressure's on.
Amazing reaction time, Q.
A solid pitch with personality.
Gotta swing at the right side of the ball.
It's K-man to speak him and up to back.
Bible, black or black, Rayquaza.
And that's a ball.
Come on!
See, you rike one.
Who undermined your calculation.
That one's rolling.
You're so not the buddy's my first.
Picked up.
The Chatcher is blocking his wheels. Did you see that?
Brother, this game has the Ableston. They're blocking him.
Did you see that?
Scrambling
What the fuck is he doing? What are you fucking doing? What was he doing?
Oh my god, and she's a goat she's a goat
You're dead.
And damn it.
What the?
Okay.
I'm blocking.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
This one's coming in with some heat.
See you, Reich One.
Where'd the ball go?
Strike two.
Three strikes to your route.
Looking a bit confused.
Please.
3 strikes your route.
Looking a bit confused, please.
One strike. Still some breathing room.
That's strike two.
Strike three.
So that was the prettiest game. This is the real gamer.
Chash, that's now this is the real gamer. So did the game. So here's the qualifying game and then this is the real game.
He's right.
What the fuck is going on with this thing?
The game's saying where the ball goes has me dead, excuse me now.
Strike three! You'll get him next time!
He's really going to knock it up!
The ball whizzes down towards Santa, and that's a strike.
two strikes now gotta be careful
swing at the right time to hook the ball here power at that they don't call
Kisha
A valley of swing, but no dice.
See, you rike one.
There's two strikes.
No more room for error here.
A tater to right field.
Sliced that one.
My team is better than yours.
That ball hit the stratosphere.
Yes sir!
Power shot all the way down.
Yes!
Oh my god it's a green one!
Oh my god, oh my god, it's a slide!
to play the hits.
Oh man, that's a strike.
Yes!
Alright, it's our turn now.
Stepping up to the plate, big tree up to pitch is the coolest kid on the block.
Kenny Kawabuchi!
This kid is one of the little outside, all one.
I'm doing better though.
He's the baddest one tonight.
This is an amazing advertisement for the game.
At least half of the chat is going to buy it now just to realize how bad you are.
Definition of Milner is the number zero.
It is usually used to say what the score is in sports such as rugby or football.
Scoops it up.
Bad!
You're it!
Let's go!
Here comes the neighborhood.
Done ass.
I managed to slip through.
Done ass.
Do you like too?
This cannon is loaded.
Ooh, a tricky play, Bada.
Full extension.
Run on first.
Look out! Here comes the newcomer!
Dumbass!
Dumbass!
Now fastball bottom!
Get it! Okay, okay, okay, come on!
I'm always cool under pressure.
Line drive left side I think.
Dude that was fun!
And a miss!
And that's a strike.
Looped up.
Got them looking!
That's an out.
Always a fan favorite.
Can eat how a Gucci is up to...
Oh, okay.
Oh, no.
Huh?
Now is not the time to joke.
Two strikes.
Solid.
That was a truly impressive move.
He drifted.
I mean, this is embarrassing.
The wheelchair guy is so good.
He's so good.
He's so good.
He's so good.
He's so good.
The wheelchair guy is so bad!
What the fuck?!
Oh my fucking god, that was dead-on!
That was dead-on!
How do you catch the ball so high up?
Stepping up to the plate, who's big?
A bouncing ball.
Stretch it out for the ball.
Now get it, kids, have it, it takes you in.
Get it out, get out!
Here, come on, Abraham.
Ball shit.
You right one.
Tomass.
No strikes now.
Gotta be careful.
strikes pressures on I think the point of the game is to hit the ball
strike out just try to help my life
the ball go one strike still some breathing room
What was that?
Fuck you!
Oh my god, fucking bitch ass!
I
Nope
Here
Was fucking amazing you the cinema story maybe
We're gonna go here.
Okay, whatever.
Look out!
Get good.
A clean pitch flying straight through the center.
Angela Del Vecchio is in her element, planted on the pitcher's mount. What a stilt as long as you throw.
Solid hit. Wow, have you ever seen such a play?
Double play! BANG!
Here comes the newcomer, ready to rock this stadium. Game time!
Right back to the pitcher.
And get him the fuck outta here, man.
She's as fast as a black.
Come on, hold on.
Nope.
One strike on the count.
Hmm, that's two.
Strike three.
The living legend.
and that's a strike there's two strikes no more room for error here a clean pitch down
It's the agent's best to lie to me down to split the pocket.
Look out! Here comes the new cop!
With the ball goers!
She's hooked up!
First bait is occupied.
Look out! Here comes him!
Strike one!
When this guy can't cheat, he is so fucking horrible, my CT can't handle this executioner.
It's popped up.
There, Ron is done.
Keep it up.
Stepping up to the plate is big three.
What a moron.
The right one.
That's a slow roller.
That's a textbook out.
Try this.
Oh!
Can you get one off the base, though?
Then you go off the base and get it up touch on the base
Not on first base
Everybody everybody get the fuck out
What I mean fuck you just issues table
a clean pitch flying straight through the center now is not the time to choke two
strikes
I knew I was over taking.
It's K-man to speed him enough.
Steal Rike 1.
A slow roller.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He drifted Tokyo trip. Did you see that kid? Oh my god
And that's a strike
Close close very close embarrassing
That was a good one
She was amazing, it's her great skill hitting.
Oh my god.
They've shut them down in the city.
Chad, you cannot have a single outter.
Like, you really, again, you don't get a single guy out before you start playing the game,
or hitting any balls there.
What a throw, kid.
the dodgy the postage collecting kid has come
one strike on the count
yikes that's a wall
how'd you know
two strikes
did you forget your glasses
You're dead now.
You are trash.
Uh-oh.
They've got your homerun, isn't it?
And you're dead.
Get him out.
Get him out of here.
You're dog shit.
You're trash.
You're tipped out of the game.
I'm the ghost.
Get him out, get him out of here.
Your dog shit, your trash, you can't play the game though.
I'm the ghost.
Got him!
Oh my god.
This actually might be it.
Okay, hold on, hold on!
Managed to slip through
Okay, that's my
First and second runners on first and third. Oh my god. Oh my god
That's how it's done!
Follow Sucker Hat!
We had the ball go!
Strike one!
This one's coming in with some heat!
Rounder to left field!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
That ball was hit so high, I've got time to do the taxes.
Taking the mound today.
Okay, okay, okay, hold on.
Cleaning the bases.
Jack, his pitching is only one ball less.
But, she's out of juice. She's out of juice.
Chash is out of juice!
Horus feeling a little
She fell.
Nope, Devil. Is any of that so hard?
It's headed straight back to the out.
Clean tag.
Teamwork, baby.
Taking the mound today.
This batter is cleaning the basin.
One more!
A solid hitch with personality.
See you, Reich One.
On.
A solid pitch with personality.
See you, Reich One.
Please!
Yes!
Burn!
Win!
Win!
Oh my God!
Bye!
Win! Win!
Oh my god.
I can't believe it.
Achievements?
world a first one in the world to do that I'm not gonna be difficult now
nuts
no
why not why is that not you hear that you choose
I'm
Precision players the fastest and more aggressive at forbidden atmosphere
But how do you unlock that though?
My be ultra grand champion of the universe
Ultra grand really who is that?
What is that?
How do you win the best of the universe?
You about to win this season?
I mean I'm not a normal.
I mean Jack how many games is that, like 60 games?
Now we're all gonna shit.
It took me two and a half hours,
2.3 hours to get a win in this game.
It's not that bad at all.
I mean, on political tea, that's actually not bad at all.
It's probably, I would say, 12%
compared to the world, global achievements.
Oh, what the fuck?
Um...
Complete a double play.
Wait, this is bullshit.
Compete to E-Rabba. Compared to E-Rabba.
Um...
They're all about the same.
Alright.
Oh
Okay, let's game if I suppose I'm games reps
Yeah, I don't think so
I'm not sure what you are, man. You're learning to do nothing. Fuck!
I believe I'm a pro.
I'm showing my legs, jumping, shotting off my body.
I'm not sure what you are, man. I'm not sure what you are, man.
Rivals and new updates.
I think they're the people who want to see you.
How is that not me?
That's a little definition.
Wait, does that shit?
That's not terrible.
Um...
Try it, perhaps.
Perhaps?
Black ops 2
You know two zombies you said all that I don't I don't have a thing though
No, I remember clearly you said
The world works
Yes, you're saying I don't know
I'm banned chat. Are they using an email to tell me why or if I if I think I mean if I feel six
All right
Check. It's better for surely, right?
That caused this to happen?
Wait, isn't this permap?
Okay, I think I played Terraria, CS or the Blockloggy.
No, I stopped playing Dota 1 back.
Wait, where are my...
Where are the games that I usually play?
Um...
Big search?
Oh.
I think it's super to the end so what you upstream I actually cooked them raw and cooking
like a salmon on the grill.
She had a life over there.
Yes, absolutely.
Yes.
That is what rational human beings do.
That's not great.
That's not great.
And I'm just telling her to take the STD test before she
come in your bed.
And that's, that's, that's not good.
All right guys, all right guys, calm down, calm down, calm down.
That's how I knew your childhood age.
That's how, that's, that's how you craft.
I
Does anybody here
You're gonna pipe down excuse me
Well, I mean, this is a grown man topic. I give you though people standard by
Yeah, excuse me. So basically the claim is that
Losing your V card as a woman like your dating market goes down or your dating market value goes down wrong
So the dating market value hold on. Let me let me finish dating market values how badly the general dating pool wants you
Right, so how many options you have it's not like your moral value, right?
So essentially what we're saying is like because men value
Like being a V in women, right today losing that it pointed today
Yeah, they do majority of us a lot. We see this a lot
You can't just okay
You can't just generalize it and say majority of men without backing it out buddy buddy
This is general that's what value is now you're subjective
I can't believe I'm I'm agreeing with XQC Jesus. How is he?
get like points in and also people that say that they are very specific about
what they want and oh I wouldn't do that they have no options they have no
choices they act like they're they're so picky but they have nothing to pick from
it so would it be in his israel no I'm gonna stand on business here I don't
agree with that
we have no choice but we're picking time so what's your point okay what I'm
saying is that when it's when it comes down when you put this data into action
in the real world, but if it comes down to it, right, literally less than 1% of men would
make a choice of, oh, I'm not getting this. If it's not me, really less than 1, 0.01%.
You're saying that you're saying you're misunderstanding. We're just saying like men don't
prefer it, right? No, no, we're not saying they won't date because of it. We're just
saying that it marks you down compared to other women, right? Or even compared to yourself
if you did have to be. Yeah, but I think that I disagree. I disagree. I post post.
You're actually live right now. So I wouldn't even listen. You understand it.
Whatever your past 20, I don't even think that most men want to get somebody who is still V
that no experience. It's going to be a lot to carry and it's kind of lame. Okay,
I mean, I like historical significance of like a woman's that that's religion that's mostly
based off of religion. And I don't really know what you're talking about.
I'm talking about it.
That's still part of the dating school that's still around today, right?
Listen, people will say, oh, because I don't do this before marriage.
She's talking about it.
But then they break all the other rules that is supposed to be on the religion.
You'll pick and choose what they do on the religion.
And then they get a big deal because it's about women.
And they want to hit on the women. Yes.
Bang. I said it.
OK, can I ask you a question?
Do you believe that, like, let's say somebody wants
to go get married to someone, right?
The stats have shown, like, there's a higher likelihood
that someone with the more body you have,
the more likely you are to divorce within five years.
Would you not say that?
Because of that, there is men who would say, no,
I don't want someone without their B card,
because there's a chance it doesn't work out.
There's a higher likelihood.
Yeah, but the problem with bringing up data statistics
is that you need to understand those data points, right?
You need to contextualize them.
Like if somebody has a lot of bodies and then they marry,
they're probably maybe a little bit older, right?
And they probably have a lesser bond
when getting married with somebody because they're older.
Therefore, the data is skewed towards going towards divorce.
Truth.
OK, so I would make an argument, right?
I'd be willing to argue that people with more bodies
are less likely to actually value the intimate act.
And since they're more desensitized to intimacy,
they're less likely to hold the same value
as someone who has not done that.
That would make sense logically, but-
And what makes them desensitized to intimacy?
This misconception,
this is a misconception that people have, right?
Actually, you're more likely to have a,
this person will want to explore themselves
and try new things later on,
and you're gonna get dumped.
That's the reality that you want to lose at least partially
seasoned. That's that's what you actually want. That's what men
want to but they will say. Yeah. So like, essentially, you're
saying somebody else has to break your girl in for you to want
her. Dude, yes, because it applies here. This is another
misconception and a big talking point. Let's skip it. Let's
You will say oh dude this person has 10 bodies that they're they're broken in dude
What if somebody had one boyfriend for 10 years that person in to your standards we completely
But they would be used goods, but they're not because that's how that works. It's it's so
I'm not saying like they're value lists. I'm not saying they have no value because
Value than someone would zero
What do you do with your value?
Men simply value being a V more than women do.
Wrong.
That's cap.
That's cap.
Yeah.
Insecure men will project what their views on the internet
and out in public when they operate in a completely different
way.
And it's what happens all the time.
It's crazy.
It's so bad.
Do you have a switch on that?
So what about?
We keep this obviously.
Living in a society is the switch.
Let's do a switch.
Okay. I got a source. So XUC was talking about the bodies, right?
So I got a source here from Stanford University. Um,
it says, um, how couples meet and stay together.
And it basically says that 65 to 70% of long-term relationships are before you
turn 30.
Yes. Because you meet them because you, you,
you meet them naturally probably in school.
And you do a strong bond with them. Like when you're older,
you feel like you're going to get, you have to rush it and people when they make rush decisions
ends up in a divorce and separation. Okay, but actually you do realize that this is what we're
saying is what the majority of the world thinks. Wrong. It is the app.
What you say wrong, we do have sources to back this up. The thing is majority of the world
all those favorite richens that predates premarital
uh majority of the world will lose it but that isn't
not even a majority it doesn't even need to be a majority
if it's no no bro stop talking stop talking if a majority if a significant
portion of the dating pool values something right if you're
losing out on a majority or like a significant portion of the dating pool
then yeah that's your s of d is going to drop that's that's how it works
It doesn't even need to be a majority.
It just needs to be significant.
OK, can I say a point, then?
OK, you're applying Eastern values
to a more Western-talking point, right,
which doesn't make sense at all.
Who cares what the most more Eastern part of the world does
and their values?
If that's not how we operate over here,
we operate a little bit differently.
We have different values.
No, literally, we are talking about the majority.
We're talking about the majority.
If we're talking about majority, it
does not matter where the majority is.
we're talking about majority of men global.
And not only that, but we're not even talking about
that's the man taking an idea.
We're talking about the class.
Christianity taught for hundreds of years
that you should be.
That's not a good argument though.
That's not a good argument.
The reason why that's not a good argument
is because like I'm pretty sure the status like 80 to 90%
of Christians are not these before men.
I've not made an argument yet.
My argument here is simply just that
this is not an Eastern only idea.
Not that Christianity does this or that.
This is not an Eastern idea.
This is a global idea that affects a majority of men.
OK.
I don't know why it's a global idea.
It's a relative to a living value.
That's a minor.
Why is the minor still here?
Yeah, take him out of the minor.
No, it's not a minor.
It's not a minor.
OK.
What I wanted to say is that purity culture
is common in multiple cultures.
Are you sure?
Is you got a minor?
Are you sure, bro?
Yeah, it's a minor, bro.
Oh my god.
OK, so and that kind of like, unfortunately,
It does proportionately affects a woman more than men.
Even though I think it should be equal,
I think body count does matter for both
because low key, you know,
it's such a high rate of people having STIs and stuff,
especially when they're younger.
And I think it should be shamed a lot more.
Why do we all think doing it a lot equals STDs?
Because you know that you can wear protection, right?
You know that the long-term money is what we think about, right?
STDs.
I think there's always a lot of STDs.
skim at you. I'm sorry, but like even so, um, there's no, even so, you're saying he's
wrong. Okay. What, what, what, what is your birth year? I don't know. What is your birth
year off the top of birth years? Same. Dude, I promise you. No, let her talk. She's not
I'm not saying that she's calculating it right now.
Man, kick her out.
Yeah, kick her out, Josh.
Yeah, actually.
You should have applied animals as late as possible.
Oh my god.
I feel like you guys are very childish.
OK.
I want to say boonies.
I want to say boonies.
I want to say boonies.
Birthday.
What is it?
Birthday.
OK.
And if I said you sounded like you're fat as fuck,
you'd be mad.
You're mad.
You're mad.
My ears are ringing.
Did she say the F word?
Done.
They're getting out.
OK.
OK.
So look, look, look.
This is how I like to put it, right?
If you took a woman and you gave her 50 men as options
and that's her value.
And she says, hey, I'm not a V.
And like let's say 12 men leave that circle,
her value went down.
Okay.
Okay.
I suppose I put,
I throw up here.
I ask you to talk.
You know what?
I think I have a hundred points, right?
It's not even one point whether it's V or not.
I might give it a bucket.
For most men, it's less than 1% of the choice.
And men don't even have choice anyway.
Like most men, the vast majority,
they don't even have choice.
So why do we act like most men will be repulsed by it?
They won't have choice anyway.
Okay, but what's the value of this?
It doesn't have to be most men though.
It just has to be a good proportion.
It doesn't have to be deciding factor, right?
Like if they just don't prefer,
if they would prefer the woman to be a lead,
then that's the value, right?
It doesn't mean that they won't be dated, right?
it doesn't mean that they'll turn them down,
but it's like they would rather they be a V here.
Less than 1% that argument.
Yeah, that's the only thing from this.
No, population of misogynistic men
are the only people who care about that.
Like I was saying before,
we're always self-man,
recognize that women exist before they meet them.
So that's why they don't care.
Repeating yourself to not make it any more right.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yes, it did.
It literally did.
It literally did.
Also, you can't believe that it's big skill issue.
If you meet somebody, okay, you should require and insist on getting a report about their
health within the week before you do anything.
Otherwise, you're losing it.
Sorry.
Can I ask you a question?
Do you believe that most men value zero body because they can't out you one body?
Do you either equal?
What?
What?
Do you believe like that most men view zero bodies the same as one body?
Are they equal?
About equal yeah, I would say about 99% of religion.
Ah that's cap, wait, wait, hold on, don't listen to him.
Yeah, I don't believe it.
99%
I think one has slightly more value than the other.
Yeah, a lot of men that would not,
that's what somebody that has zero body,
versus one body.
That's guys, guys, one in one person.
I actually think it's double the weight.
You just said that most men that are above a certain age
prefer people who are more experienced.
Yeah.
I would say value somebody who's cool and one,
he exactly makes no sense.
Exactly, I think it's value down.
So you think if she has zero body your value actually decreases yeah
I'm not gonna carry somebody to all the all the hoops and all the other things and all the maneuvers
I mean
Yeah, I'm trying to do all that.
Wait, XQC, what's your-
I'm not trying to do a tutorial.
I'm not a teacher.
I'm not trying to give you like a one-on-one.
Wait, XQC, what's your body count?
Is it above or under like 1,000?
Is that relevant?
Is that relevant?
No, I'm trying to get some clip farming, you know?
I'm just trying to get some content.
Oh my god, bro.
XQC, you be mingling with like the BOK women?
No, what?
You're kind of-
I hate all of them.
The reality is, can you guys always find a way to bring a BLK with me?
Is that, it wasn't, beauty is everywhere.
If somebody is bad, they're bad. I don't care where they come from.
I don't care what skin color they have. If you're bad, you're bad.
And if it is, you can discriminate.
People based off of color have no choices that they pretend to get.
They're losers.
He's pure sharing.
Excuse me, are you a baddie?
Yeah.
Did he say Psycho? What did he say?
Oh, he's really good at it.
Yeah, by the way, XGC, by the way,
like your opinion about looks maxing
are like just completely wrong.
OK, explain it. OK, OK.
Here comes the clip farming. Here comes. Here comes.
Reggie, baby.
Oh, what's that?
I remember you from last night, bro,
and like you were just spewing some blue.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
Let's say it.
OK, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let's say on a scale of looks,
where you can be one to 100, right?
What you can do yourself right now in a few, in a few months, right?
It's probably about 80 points, 80 points.
And even to maintain that, it's almost, almost no time to maintain this 80 points, right?
Loots maxing means getting the last 20 points, which is incredibly difficult and very time consuming and making too many.
And you are better off doing other things and being more successful because that's what, that's what, that's what is going to get you.
When they get sick and get up to do these.
No, no, it's so much more, it's much more situational than ever.
Someone looks, stop talking, stop talking, stop talking.
There are diminishing returns on time investing for much less money.
No, it all depends on genetics, bro.
Like someone who's like, kind of attractive.
That 80%, like literally requires surgery.
You can see wrong.
Wrong.
It all depends, and it all depends on the ceiling, right?
Everybody has their own ceiling.
Some people are not willing to do surgeries.
It looks like it does not mean you have to do surgeries, you have to do all this stuff.
Some people don't want to do more than simply a diet, right?
Okay, I understand it.
But there is a almost non-visual part of looks like people forget that.
That confidence is like something that you can feel and you can see.
I've seen ugly, I'm bad at it, but I've seen terrible looking chads.
I've seen those.
What?
Plain times, yes.
Are you kidding on?
Are you kidding on?
They're very terrible looking absolute giga chats.
You have to have other factors to attract women.
They either have insane game, which
is like, if they're really inattractive
and they have game to pull, then they're basically
just manipulating, right?
What?
Imitating women's [? manipulation. ?]
What?
Looks nice.
I think he's more manipulative than that.
What?
I mean, you're a manipulative person.
They're just not as bad as they have some sort of game
or something, right?
Yeah, but just as you have that, it's
the same as you need your manipulator.
OK, here's what they have to do.
There's just the character of Gaffer Bay, like what?
Okay, you know, Benny Blanco pulls more than you will your entire life,
and the guy looks like a shoe, he looks like a shoe, okay?
Yeah, he's a status max, right?
Dude, he's a celebrity, bro.
The people he dates could date billionaires,
but they decided to date him, an actual shoe-looking man.
I mean, because the guy's got aura, it is what it is.
I mean, it's something you can't teach that.
You can't give you a book, and you cannot have a blueprint
what to look like to do all that and you will never learn that unless you look at yourself and say
I have to be something that isn't some blueprint or some classical tutorial and until you find that
I mean you're useless. What does this kind of alkaline mean? What does it mean? What do you mean?
Sorry. Are you just saying that there are factors to attraction? Like I think we all agree on that.
Okay, you're trying to say that one of you is trying to send something to a zero to one hundred
just based off of putting effort in that's not true. The other one is trying to say zero to eight.
It's just truth. Like you need to be looks max. No, you don't. Everybody
have to put that much into how you
Okay, I have a taste. I haven't
taken you based on your looks.
I don't think if you're not
looks maxing you like you're
just uh, last, last second.
Mind you, he's big in real life.
The majority of the good and
attractive women will actually
feel intimidated and it will
feel like they want to date you
less. If you look like you put
all your time into looks
maxing it genuinely people,
people people don't actually want that it's it's not like this one percent of
looks maxes do you actually believe reach the top like the peak peak that's a
very small my minority majority of look actors are still like in the average
range but they were probably below I mean so wrong when you're saying it's so
wrong it's comical how wrong that is like a lot of these look maxes they
actually reverse the reverse positions where they go past and they start looking worse.
I think the classical actually looks worse right now than he did a few months ago.
I guess I'll agree.
Yeah but the exact thing is not the norm right?
It's right.
Yeah okay a botched nose turned himself in the wrong for like a little tax.
A botched nose like.
Getting mean is like almost always going to make you more attractive and that's like.
I'm sorry what is that mean?
I think this is a very insightful conversation, but I actually feel like you're going to age
and you're going to look back and feel bad that you actually do that because it's a waste
of time.
You're going to age either way, bro, it doesn't like, why would you ask why you're
young?
talking about just because it's the time to build what you cannot have later.
I'm trying to understand something else besides your looks.
But when you're old, all you have is what isn't looks.
So why would you try your best to put any you have into looks?
Take the time to build who you are now while you start trying.
Excuse me. You know you.
They're not actually exclusive.
He's right.
They're not actually exclusive, right?
They're not exclusive.
It's wrong though.
It's not wrong though.
If you're a bad person, only inside your time.
I'm not even going to go next.
People who are less attractive get treated worse on like a time to time basis.
They do.
Right?
Okay, that's, okay, that's true.
That's like a completely different conversation.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
If there's a possibility for me to experience that negative bias less, why would I then
take it?
What?
It's all about.
How do you feel about Ice Man?
How do you feel about Ice Man if we leave, excuse me?
The album, I think the album is good, not great, but it's good, I think it's got a few good songs, but a lot of things forget about it.
Stop lying.
What about the other four album that he dropped?
What's up?
What about the other four albums that he dropped?
So I'm saying a lot of these are superfluous, I think there's a lot of overlap, and I think that the blueprint for what they wanted to sound like ends up being very saturated, and you end up being exhausted by the end of the list.
Yeah
Yo, let me get a butterfly
But I like that I don't know I think it's right. I just just think that it's a lot of overlap, but I guess
Don't look max. You know you can do you can just look
Look look should only take about 10% of your day or less if you do that
You'll be at 85% or more of your potential looks and you can be and you
Looks maxing based off of the radicalized ones, which are people like
Maxing means everything in that and nothing and everything else
No, it means to maximize the potential within that some sections
body and making it take excess amounts of time that becomes addiction, which is radicalization.
That's not where I'm not advocating for that. You should always try and maximize everything
about yourself. That's how you can pull more if that's what you're trying to do.
You know what? You know what? You know what? I'm going to be honest with you. Spend all
your time looking good. I cannot wait for you to get in the day market to get stung by
some guy who looks like an absolute shoebox that makes three times your income because
you're too busy trying to pluck your eyebrows. Okay? Good luck.
I don't know what to do.
Is there talking over me?
BANG! BANG!
What an extension!
Um, guys, what do you think about this martyr in chat?
He died for us, but like, he lowkey showed us how, um, this is not anime, but cartoon characters showed him real love before he died.
Oh man.
tears of my eyes man honestly yeah I'm crying right now but it's not it's not
it's not my
eyes
my
it's not going down my cheeks
going down my leg
sorry, it's so long
what are you talking about?
what am I saying?
what about um
shut up
what are you talking about?
we're just talking about the same thing
the astronomical state of the world right now
we're talking about the world
What are these ghosts? Let's know. It's definitely pink for the anime girls and then we'll hide.
Who's winning the World Cup? How about that one?
The refs.
I got Norway.
Yeah, it's Norway winning it for sure.
I got Mbappe.
What is locking it?
Numbers one two three
I'm a lot of people would just want to say that again you get a lot more options
First level nothing
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Which is wonder, wonder, wonder, like it's so under control.
That's fantastic minute, Mr. MJ.
Why can you compete with that?
All right, John's going to count you in already in three, two, one, play that soon.
What's going on?
Bubble.
There.
Wait, need to play the song.
This is where you play the song, sir.
Is this the song?
Referee, hold on now though.
Let's get that red card up.
There is our red card.
Why are you still there?
We just got plus karma.
Okay.
I think we're gonna have to move on.
Why are you still there?
once, going twice, white, we're going to put you down for a minute there.
Yeah, he was mudded.
Yeah.
It happens.
All right.
Delaney, I'm trying to find you because you did donate.
There we go.
How do you do that?
Thank you.
How do you do that?
Thank you.
Thank you.
I was really struggling.
I was really struggling.
I was really struggling.
A lot of people got joined.
My mouth was dying.
All right.
Let's spin the wheel and see the music category.
What the fuck is happening?
I have a guitar.
She had me standing like she's ready to blow.
I won't get out.
I won't get out.
I'm saying come get me.
I got up and I'm about to go.
She said baby let's go.
When I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
So all about guitar just means that like the music has like a very prominent guitar song.
Like a little solo.
Does that mean that, for example, I could use like heavy metal if it's like really focused towards electric guitars and that sort of stuff?
Yeah.
Okay, good. Because I was really panicking about my song choices.
No, you're all good.
MJ, are you ready?
Yes, you are. Do you have the song?
He's got to go first. I got to fix my spot of up.
Yeah. All right.
I'll clarify what's happening here. Michael Jackson here doesn't have a mic, so either one of us is going to play the song for him, or he's going to try and upload it to his soundboard.
Interesting. I have a song but I can't play it. It's a great song.
What song I can play on there? For the intermission, yeah.
For guitar?
Could be any song you want.
My favorite guitar hero 3 song, Knights of Sidonia by Muse.
Oh yes, yes.
We're going to make that the next intermission song.
Yay.
What's going to be this intermission song?
Well right now MJ is up, John.
Oh that's right.
Up or down?
Yes.
John, do the honors please.
All right MJ in three two one play that tune
It's not a guitar song
It's not a guitar song.
Where's the guitar?
I
don't want to see you make you better disappear.
The fire is not a bad thing.
Because I'm really clear. So beat it.
Okay, you know what? This is gonna be a bad guy, so.
You better run. You better do what you can.
Don't want to see the blood. Don't be a monster man.
You want to be better. You are. You can't.
I would have expected nothing less from MJ. Thank you for that minute.
I took a very different approach to this genre. Oh my god.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
John, take it away.
Of course, of course, Delaney.
One more.
John, in three, two, one, play that tune.
if
its
if
That's not a bad, that's not a bad.
I'm saying I'm saying I'm all that you guys do,
and I'm just the one who wants you.
Thank you for that minute.
Delaney, let's throw the poll up and see what the audience has
to say.
Get that poll up.
To, like she stated, very different approaches there.
Yeah.
MJ taking a commanding valour.
Huge lead.
And it's one of his own songs.
If it's not broke, don't fix it.
Alright guys, I'm going to head off now.
Thank you for coming in.
MJ, with the massive win over Delaney, I am so sorry Delaney.
Is there anything you want to say to the crowd before you leave?
Alright.
So I'm saying that we put my intermission.
It's a ban.
Okay, already gone.
Live donated, so we'll bring her up right now
Hey, I'm not a girl, but what's up?
What is up? Are you ready for?
All right, here it goes
How's music?
Music.
Okay.
One minute on the clock to prepare.
Alright.
Alright.
you
you
you
you
you
is the children at the computer for too long that's that's exactly it
um pains anyway um um how do you do sir by the way how do you do sir there's a
rocket in the bottom rocket ship thanks I appreciate the dono there you didn't
you didn't have to give me that. I really appreciate that. Thank you.
You're a welcome to the stage. How are you doing tonight?
That's cool. That's cool. Let's go. Let's get a nice little server. Very cool. Very cool.
Alright. Let me just close the lights. Chat. Loki. Chat. I wish we could come along. That's
what I wanted to do. Come along. It goes hard. Oh, we can be tired. I'll do the bug later,
I'll do the backlighter maybe, maybe.
Um, um.
So look how nice I don't want to do more.
BO2, is it on the PC though? Or is it only on the PS?
Oh come on bro.
Oh by sand.
I don't know.
I think, I think, I think,
I think Jesse's,
I think he's really there to play.
I'll, I'll, I'll try and maybe,
maybe I do like a little,
a little ultimate bit like a generator isn't it.
So today we got to be progressed though.
I gotta lock in and really progress.
I really want to finish this battle.
I enjoy it.
I just want it to progress.
Because I hate not progressing.
It makes me want to just fucking quit.
You know what I mean?
Shall I watch for his boss?
the twin destroyer okay well last one I don't actually remember
Wings.
What was that lag?
Chat wings.
And how do I get wings?
Oh yeah, I need some pixie ducks, right?
Well, then more ducks.
No, I think I have, oh yeah.
Just two more and then we're done.
Mechanical destroyer.
It requires pierce damage.
Okay, so what will be a good weapon?
Apparently my weapon's already updated.
Yellow plate, go to Mon Emerald
and get the shiny Req.
Oh, it won't be shiny.
You get it normal on that game.
What's Flint?
Excuse me play deadlock on stream please my son needs to see what you can do I told him
Your top one excuse now
No, I did it again
I'm so tired as fucking mechanics who's stupid
Doesn't this sword pierce though
Is it up?
Better pierce.
Getting close to the destroyer is also not like I died, I get too close to the destroyer.
Joe Bearwolves?
Check?
Why the rules?
Full moon.
Uh, they heard really bad it, like what the-
Silver bullets.
Cathiel did a ramble by him.
Pick season.
So do I just stay down here and just wait until I get pixie spawns?
Or what, my man?
Chat, is the difference really that big between pixie wings and sword flight wings really?
Now then I'm not doing it and I'm just going to get a sword and a sword of light.
Where are the pink monsters?
It's it's it's it's sort of flight and like it's both of them
So here's zero for example nothing
This is a drop it is another zero very nice can we get another one or maybe one more zero
Oh, is that a chest?
It's fucking empty.
I haven't seen it since before, so how is it empty?
I think these always have it, right?
Almost.
Another zero, could be another zero of you?
Like holy shit, what is this max loss?
A light mummy, oh there you go, got it, sword of light, do you need one more?
I mean this is what it looks like if you want to give it a lot of volume, but I think it's...
Okay, I have all of it.
mask oh it's like an it's like an equipped pick a jet now I had it now what
where do I put it the wings 57 months can I get a welcome to the jungle mr.
Calix cutie L
and all hey mr. Daniel we must see down on the online claw machine talker when
Will you play and get max win?
Oh, Soonish.
At the Anvil.
Wings.
Bang!
So, I put this instead of what, though, chat?
I think I need the claw.
I guess I can't see.
Very unfortunate.
Oh, this shield is garbage. What the fuck? That's terrible. Is that a banoon? I can barely
fly though this is gonna lame
um but yeah I'm gonna get full damage now though no
not with wings okay
okay chat now what is the next item what is next goal any pros in chat
stop go with army from the government army okay I need to go before the thing
as well you're not wrong. I need new chests this is awful.
I'll put myself away. The twins is that what I want Chad? The twins!
Okay, let's do the mappers chat fine. Let me find the map of the trade of the other pirates
It's in here somewhere.
The Pirate's Map.
Any idea?
I didn't squeak did I?
Not now.
Where?
right last chest hey mr. Daniel when will you finish chain together with
greek and jesse i will give you my 401k when you beat it
left most chests
got it well done well done chatter here they go
um
Where?
Really? It comes back in the morning.
So do I sleep?
Guys.
Oh, here they come.
Um, they're very strong, what the fuck, hello?
Um, well, maybe this is not going to go double that I mean, so how do I get it double that
I
Need to put them off
But I told them
I told them
Let's go!
Help me! Help me!
Wait here, wait here.
Turkey and Golda.
of
Oh
Where's the here are you there?
Did she fucking died
Check, if I can see Dyke, why haven't he been there?
Yo, yo, yo.
Pirates captain?
There's a lot of notes.
Stop that, he's cheating!
Oh my god, how much gold does he have?
Check, he's gonna have like 60 gold, right?
Where is he?
Where is he?
He took my gun, he disbanded.
Can you see the connection, right?
There he is.
Wait, I'm cheating.
Wait, I'm cheating.
Wait, what a busted strategy.
Is that a known strategy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if I make one block, no.
And it's still working.
What?
It's a gun like gold, I mean...
We're gonna go over.
No, no, no, no, no!
No!
Nooooo!
I was locked in you think he's not at the bottom
Hi chat, welcome to the jungle to you all excuse yell.
The game is still online in your house and my whole family just died because you didn't close the doors.
Well...
UMMM
This whole is a dog shit. I'm a dozen bombs in there, but I'm bumming it. Fuck that
I don't give a shit.
Um...
Bombs where?
And the bombs.
is it going to run my role?
is it going to just...
is it just going to take it?
I love like 60 gold in this one
Come on!
Oh, it's fine there.
Oh, it also bears us fine.
Can I have that?
He ran away, he ran away!
Hey!
Hey, you have to stand down!
No, don't go down, don't go down, oh my god please.
No, it is going down.
Is he at gold, mate?
Take him on gold.
It's fine, I don't care if I die anymore.
So what I want is the loot, is the ship, don't know?
Do I wiggle its thumbs?
I need to get rid of all the bullshit, um, pumpkin.
Everything is dead now so
So of ghosts
Yeah, it's just ghosts now in this town
Which I, I mean, I mean, they give me gold, right?
That's not too bad, right?
I mean, it's kind of a W. Okay, that also gave me a few things.
It gave me a, um, hold on.
What?
I'm supposed to sell those?
Oh.
How do I go back into my garbage can?
This is killing Prime!
Okay.
So I'm going to drop off all the loot like this, like that, is that good?
golden nautical devil
and what else do i want to drop off on
i trash everything combines later okay
so what's next go
chat
the next
So how do I do go to the army dinner?
I'm starting to get all those...
Ren's thunder.
Tattered cloth.
Chat please help me.
left chest
do I have a spawn in it?
for the
tattered cloth and where do I see that?
if I have any
What do they even look like?
Um, oh yeah, you'll have to look at my screen and see if I have any because I don't I don't want to know
Tattered cloth
Goblin, battle and crafting. Nope, it doesn't exist.
Okay, so how do I get into this? At the beach?
I need a goblin scout and a where do these guys hide at?
I guess we'll never know.
Possessed armor.
Only spawns on your day.
Should kill Hadelk up in the mix, they get great drops so.
Okay, is this true or is he lying?
I mean, we fell on the last line, I think I have to get a battle for them then, right?
No, I almost hit one last time. It was very close. A slimer.
I want the boat
man, last time we almost killed it, let me make it late, literally 1 hp
from hallows, you can spawn dead yourself for that.
Wait, how many soul do you need to spawn out of a nick?
15 is not that bad.
Check in the bottom anymore, because there's no balloon here.
So, how do I find Minike?
just by going around
in this biome
i will be looking at
bomb art
I'll just go on the bottom and do back in front of every five one.
And shanted sword I died your last time
Was that noise man?
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch hey what was that?
No, ouch.
This bad luck really by now I am.
Can I help me find a mimic please?
Can I go any deeper or is that about the length of the biome?
Bloons.
Fixed.
I can't make it I need any 15 ammo F3 Dark short was that it
BTW to the chat retards donno giving excuse see all the op shit is the same as check what
Where, when, why game three?
Curse flame, show all these items!
I might just be dead right here.
I'll just send a honey and then on the fire and I have massive regen.
I'm gonna go to the other side of the building
I'm gonna go to the other side of the building
I don't know what that means, what even is that?
I think I should dig it right here no
What the fuck?
What the fuck dude?
another map oh it's dodged it
I was a bomb, is that new?
Is that still pink bomb?
So how long?
So, hello?
I don't know how to get a sword. I mean, you talk like I know where to get a sword at.
I don't have your double army, I have no idea how
I don't know anything, I mean yeah, I mean that's what blind play through means, I had no idea
I don't know how to get to the top, I have no idea
I checked the avenue, I said no, and that's it
Goblin at beaches, oh, during the day time, maybe should we go now?
Should we go now then, maybe?
still no trace of a mimicking
So, how rare is it?
Pretty rare, right?
watches. These should give me some life souls. And zero again, cause max loss, last second.
Chat, this blew me up earlier. How do I not blow up here?
Oh
Well down there
Try that just looks weird
Oh shit
Yeah, I think it boots.
That's huge, no?
I mean decent dash more eye frames that's broken soccer
I want to haul him and make him come.
the bell was in the other seat
the mimic
oh no
oh so we need a
I'm dying to fucking
gravel
hi there
Shut up in your eyes and try to find that mimic please.
No? Okay, I'm getting fucking in.
Is this still a right bomb?
Under here?
That's it.
How many souls do we have?
Six.
Wow, that is very slow.
That is so fucking slow to get what?
Okay, check this is that later over there. What does that mean that that later? Oh there Victor. What does it do?
Merchants!
And I'm all done.
Chat, don't I need some of this shit?
I need some of this shit.
the yo-yo. This? Two yo's at once! This too?
I bought everything!
So these are all my settings!
Is that a... is that a... is that a macro weapon?
I have a string at home, I'm pretty sure.
Which I don't need two yellows though?
It says use two yellows at once.
Oh it's a duper.
I believe I already looted this right?
Let's check here.
Dog shit.
So much fucking dog shit man.
Take the potion with one of them.
Dendresans.
Is Dendresans the same as Hunter?
I think making the mimic will be faster than finding one.
There's a Rommel there now.
Love the area. I don't know what you want to. I don't blow myself up back since.
I really need to gomplins as well, you know what I'm saying.
I'd like to find one though, that'd be a lot of fun if the game wants to give me a spawn
of a minute could be very cool um I I'm ready
I'm about ready to find one I'm about ready
we've got one win today one win and am I am I asking for too much
Almost there!
Chat on a scale of 1 to 10 how Cooked is Excusy against Skeleton Prime.
I guess 0 over much.
I'm cooking somebody because I'm pretty sure I'm just gaming.
I'm kind of him son.
What's that? What's that? Is that a demon?
Um, what is that?
I need- oh, I had it!
Okay, chat now. Where do I spawn it at? At home?
Does it have me in this box?
No.
Um, have I ever been here before?
Yeah, let's watch this, let's see.
Should I go on?
No.
No.
No.
Should I go on them?
Okay, let me just get a crystal here and then we'll go.
What the fuck? A Pygron?
A fucking Pygron?
Nautra, how do I make that?
At the anvil, okay.
Let me just put everything in the bank.
I forgot I was even subbed WTFR I've been scammed. Chat. How do I?
Do the yellow thing.
That's strange somewhere.
Bone glove.
Then again.
Um...
Try to string it, I swear.
Here, string it.
So, is there a way to put this all together?
Make it super duper?
Yo yo bag
Um, okay
Whose guide
Oh you're back in
I need a strong kind of weights.
Oh, with the dice!
Then I just buff, so do I do it?
Okay.
Um...
Okay
Well how
Take a reward shopper
I mean I have that but I don't see I don't see where I put it at
I left at the shimmer
Dude, really?
I have a TP?
No, there's no villagers there. Do you guys remember?
Goldfish, I got a Goldfish brain.
Says me.
Wait, I don't know if I have um, landing damage or not.
Wow, the wings, the wings, Pizzler.
I should report my reigns right then I go back you sure
Why did the anvil
Oh, I want to go back.
I'm so lazy.
I want to do it right now.
I'll do it later.
Okay, what about before we go back here then?
Oh
So, you know what, I'm avoiding my turn
Almost not bad, but nah.
Arcane.
so what about menacing it angry
What's going on there man?
Bro, what, who's getting piped out there man?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Angry.
Shit.
Why is this so tanky?
What am I boys dying Jagged I mean this thing forever
Next good one. I'm leaving with it
Many things good check and I replace Watson
So white claws they're good though
Take this a minute, speed it, Jadis, and then apply it on the yoyo.
Wait.
So this also uses the warning emblem?
No, I'm getting ready to initiate, I'm fucking...
It's not even working, is it?
It's not even getting my shatter!
Um, it's fucking busted?
No!
I could have reforged it?
No, I can't.
I have to go to it manually over here, right?
Um, it's gonna cause a fortune, don't it?
Buy gold.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Hurtful is that a bad- 10% damage?
Really?
God, these are good!
Okay
Chat, and they're not ready for the boss now though? See this guy's got a good note
I'll mimic um so I just hope not to die here right too much
I'll only get all the buffs on my buff up
I just buffed my buff again at the bottom here
I'm gonna now I'm gonna make it
Wait, do I need to go and give this guy in the crafting table?
Where?
the key. This. That. Okay. Um, what do I make that?
The first door! I wanna make that!
Why isn't I getting the correct invention?
Well, I don't have a bench.
I don't have a bench.
It is cooked.
I mean, I think I need wood.
I just double.
Hello?
How many ages works?
Bench, got it.
And then key.
And then chat.
Watch this.
Do I take this?
I don't even have a chest, actually.
Do I have any extra chests in there?
Oh, see any.
All right.
Thank you.
Got it!
BANG!
Um...
What the fuck is that?
I mean...
WHAT?
I'll try to get the goblins, yeah, I mean, that's just depressing as good.
For goblins.
Why are the chests all gold because I took a potion?
Water candle battle potion.
Do I have that?
Battle potion
Battle potion nope
I just try the boss I try the big boss
Battle potion
That's all potion
Can anyone
I think I have some at home, no?
This is so tedious.
I kind of hate this.
I told him.
I can't place him.
a platform. This is kind of so tedious.
This?
in the green area.
There he is.
Now what?
10 of cloth
10 more
Apparently it can so randomly go by itself after to a scalp with that
Act with the house
No, I have that. Hold on a minute. It's actually been
In the cave near the beach
And here they went to find out here, were they?
one time earlier i missed it because fucking lovely man very cool 51 months and many more
to come thank you for being and as always get the juice that's very nice
there he is
cock
clever, there's so many of these already
another goblin?
chat 5 cloth, I need more
5 more
very tedious though
I'm hoping there's a point going in the wings, and I know the wings would be a lot better
than that, it's kinda like whatever.
Should I ship it, what, what, what, what, what would it be right here?
Oh, wait, was that one right there?
Nice, two more.
A little stack again, well.
low key those sliding stones are helping and why, what do the sliders do for me except
Just give me the bullshit.
The torches, I mean I guess.
Goblin, when?
I mean, do they get lost or what? I mean, it's going, it's, it's, it's right here.
Trees for wood, yeah, true.
Okay, don't I get like the, um, like a slime cane if I kill the nice slimes then?
Where are the goblins at?
So what if one fell down and got lost at the bottom?
Do I need to do like left or right of you?
Like these spawners on the area?
Oh it's late it's late in the day
I bet they had to at home though. I would still be getting one
clean this the loom I think we have a loom already what the fuck is a dirt
playing us
scout chat lighter
okay on paper have enough now
Oh shit, there was a lot of them. No? Why didn't they drop their stuff then?
Oh, Katayva!
Is that cute?
Wait, that's power up, what?
I think I have enough.
Um, what is it?
Oh, King's Limer.
fucking a rolled
Okay, I think I had another.
Okay, I think I had the loom in here somewhere.
Did I hit it?
It's really tedious.
the chest. You're right, I had enough. Now, where is the loom? Chat. The loom. It's not
sign of a chest I know above me pickle the loom the right of that chest bro
Where is the YUME?
It's already placed.
So how do I craft it then?
Oh, this is the LUME.
Okay.
Goblin.
Battle standard.
Slime hook, solid fire.
Wait for day.
A writable slime mount.
Is that any good?
I forgot how to sleep in here.
I had a bed I think it's gone.
Have you seen the bed?
better, better, better, better, better, bomb right chest, yet Disney needs to fix the
It's just it's absolutely
Like it's just awful
Auto sorts
Chat find your face, please I beg you
Leaf bed oh
Oh, wait, you're right.
Um, ew.
So I had it, so.
So when did it end up?
Like what the fuck?
Crap.
A watch way.
Oh, and I have a clock.
Okay, this is that right?
I'm
just
Did it just bug out?
I think it actually is bugged out.
I mean, what the fuck?
They're so bad!
It's not that hard
I
Shit's tanky holy show that knife the good
my first try? let's go then!
what does that do for me? use it!
I'll see it.
Oh gosh darn it, this is going insane.
Is that Pierce?
I
Hacks all they good
This is a major talk show, then.
Another one, then.
I'm actually
40 gold
40 gold
40 gold
40 gold
40 gold
40 gold
Um, she's gone, okay, so what do I want from this?
Like does it get any better? Do I transform it?
Reforge it.
Oh the guy's dead so I can't reforge it.
Am I ready for twins now?
Okay, what about the day the first?
Okay
So
Twins
Or it's still on primer.
Where is the Sawyer?
Where is the Sawyer?
Do I have the zone for it?
Mechanical worm.
I think we already have that somewhere.
I think that we have it somewhere.
Does anyone know what it looks like?
Anybody?
Rotten Shunk Iron.
I fucked it. I think we do a twins first. Fuck it.
Okay, so what is it called? Is it called worm? Like what is it actually called?
It's called a mechanical worm. Yeah, I don't have that
Yeah, I swear. I remember having something that is of that nature in here somewhere
Mitchell and bull
Okay, then did you them?
I'll do I'll do the fucking twins. I'll give a shit. I can do it
Swiftness, Iron Skin, um, what else do we have here?
I think I'm ready.
chat I need a what was that was that squeaking no that was weird that was
that was like completely different those like a scream so I have a statue that
heals the the baskets it should be right this is like in
management I'm done with this. Yes yet. Heartland turn I think I have one of these. Well you'll
You'll have to help me because of what the fuck?
This...
Parts that you?
Okay, I guess I need to ask this guy to make it.
Chain?
Luggersold.
I don't see it what the fuck done okay finished okay
Now what?
I have to make more?
F3.
I have an already look.
Come up right Chester, as it respects you.
Thank you very much.
Okay, now we are absolutely good to go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm gonna have like so many so many buffs to me out, I'm at 12 buffs to me, why would
I lose?
Okay, let's set let's do a buffer view
Lantern should be.
I think maybe this as well.
I'm gonna put one maybe here?
Um hello?
It hangs. Oh yawning.
Okay, all the buffs, then statue.
Okay, chat, this is all the buffs, this is the next minute.
Aw, I have coins, fuck.
Well, I mean, Soviet.
Yeah, do you any good against that or not?
Knife only.
Fuck, I said it.
I got something.
This is a link.
Fuck you send it
I guess I might have to do the like
No time
Look at all the buffs though, holy shit, I'm like invincible
So this is a 76 armor
one
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
the
death
of
death
of
Go!
See, it's wrestling.
Check, the balloon and the shield is easier to play the game in.
It's hard to play the game without the shield.
It is absolutely awful.
I'll play one game with that one.
It's too slow! It's just too slow!
41 months. You are terrible at this game. Genuinely, what are you doing?
Well, you didn't save him? Well, that's good, then, right?
Okay, there's four. That was six. And I have lost it.
What happens? The ranks go up and down the lane.
What can you do if the ranks go up? The ranks go down, though.
The only, the only, um, the only way you know
know if your worth or start rank is by losing it like 10 times or more.
People who can't do rating and make sure they don't lose it are not worth shit.
To be worth the start rank, you have to play that in any scenario.
That has to be like your comfort zone, is that rank.
your your your tourists you are certified should I make you know it's
just allow the good games jungle to me welcome
I think it'd be cool to have this like customizable like this house
Just like in a
Harry Potter, you know Harry Potter
Howard's legacy
You can put some stuff in there and shit like some little statues and little trophies
It's cool and and it's like oh you invite and running to your party or whatever
Let's queue up whatever and then you go to somebody's house and it's like full of trophies and shit
And this is fucking dead
I'm rock hard
got it
Pacman Pacman Pacman love the deadlock streams excuse me
Yeah it's like 2 and 2 rex off the x5 I mean I was x5 so I was gonna
Jungle kind of satch
Consistently my first streamer for 7 years excuse me
I don't know any of his names, it's probably a little around games probably.
um it's not gonna deadlock unless somebody pauses the game and like a fucking bitch with no reason
it like you know it's crazy people still always said that people want a pause feature but whatever
it's implemented it's used for the worst fucking like people will like chew a game and they know
that there's nothing and they'll pause it and do their chore whatever in real life it's like so stupid
Let's go, I'm so happy now, my son can see why you're top on also so glad to be here much love g lx qcm
I mean also they should make it f9 and not p or positive
I forgot I can't play the game on the screen, FPS is so bad.
Just making sure.
Very nice.
just making sure
very nice
this is like auto win lane i mean it is but it is
the character is fucking stupid with damage
win lane automatically with that character
He gets like, Mystic Bursting and he'll do like, fucking,
250 damage at level 1, so...
Oh, that should have doubled up.
This is my speed, what is he doing?
Yeah, I'm having an input lag.
I'm a boy.
I can't see it.
I mean, are you seeing it?
Okay, what's this guy doing?
What is this damage?
Alright, I gotta fix this game, it's just sad really.
What the fuck is this damage?
Are you seeing this shit?
They're not gonna want to get up close
I'm gonna miss I'm gonna miss
There's no heal then I'll be back in the fight
Yeah, like I said, I guess that guy buys a mystic burst and then if he's if I can thank your divinems
like a hundred gold item and in one spell he lose one in 400 HP it's just so
stupid
you still build already did you now I'm gonna rush the bottle because they don't
really use punch that much also they don't get a lot of them and back to them
It's pretty unbalanced and I think
That's cool and my fingers are cold like crazy
I got a very good
What a gimmick what a fucking gimmick of a character that
This guy's hiding on a roof top lens. There's 450 damage like okay
I make science inside it like you can ever actually fight a lashing laner you're just doing the gimmick
other than like the whole time it's just so lame just boring
the abrams have to be in the fight the whole time like like you understand how
the game works the risks they get to take it like when you when you can engage
it and when you can extend or whatever like latches nothing you just in the
and then you fucking land down and then you get out all the time.
Oh, kill my Guinness, kill my Guinness, kill my Guinness.
I miss like...
Cool fingers.
I
See
Okay
I can't really lay in that much.
It's fucking good.
Um, what is it?
Uh, how'd it open?
You're gonna have to go because the launch was on land as well.
It's just what it is with this overall strong lane.
It's not much you could do about it.
This is Lash's previous cheese, like big damage in lane, but it's as effective.
As you gotta wait until I get at least my 1 max.
I mean, I don't really give a shit losing lane.
This game, laning, laning is irrelevant.
Like this is one of the only games where you can just equalize your lane or do a little
bit less, just to scale and you're chilling.
Lane becomes obsolete a few minutes after the laning phase.
Every mistake that you made or how far behind you are, like a little bit, as long as you
much is erased like five minutes and
no look for ahead cuz they have a guardian
and also I think it's a person is to
I want to go up to him like you see it's yeah I'm not a predator
those guys
there's nothing
It's some pressure that I mean I mean you play care to dance like a little kids voice and you go around harassing people with
Slime it's fucking it's it's it's Fred shit. I could never play that shit
I mean, stick ahead, what can you do?
Okay, early game item. This guy's got the easy early game kit. He's got full early game items.
Literally built to fucking do damage early game and decouple use of the run.
Abams is not an early in here. There's it's probably the worst liner in the game
By far the worst good in the game and like bottom three liners in the game
Adam's like it's you can't land with this guy. There's like it's absolute bullshit
I mean you're a newbie don't agree with that. I mean you're a newb. Just say it's chisel
He's got the worst done in the game by a long shot it is the the worst done
You'll be in a flash one step.
You can't stop me.
And the double-slap's nice guy.
Pick it up.
Page gun is worse?
Page gun is the worst?
Wait, she's the best gun in the game?
What?
Page is the best gun in the game?
What is this guy talking about?
Take in our green, guardie.
Page gun!
It's the best gun in the game!
Oh, he's beating it.
He's beating it.
That has to be Rage Rage.
Oh my god, that's Nate.
Oh my god, they dispelled this game.
oh my god this is crazy this game
um
well we're actually so far behind it
dude
12 minutes being down in the 9k is like it's like uh it's not gg but it's like
absolutely terrible
it's like um bottom bottom 1% scenario
Yeah, we go left.
Yeah, there's a boost.
Yeah, brother, I got it.
Now we're done.
We're done.
Oh
Oh
No, yeah, but I'm
Yeah, don't do it. You can't show me the Marla.
I'll actually mess up in him.
That's... I mean that's just sad to be able to use it from the back.
18% male resist for 800$ item by the way.
Absolute dog shit.
Yeah, we got a farming stand to do the list.
Nah, they buffed shit because the player count was dropping and then people were leaving
the game because they're like shift players they have to make it absolutely busted again
because they can't balance the character properly because for noobs it's like it's like genji
where for noobs he's terrible and for pros it's completely busted and so they have to make it
completely diabolical now it's fucking absolutely unplayable game when it is like it when he's in
in lobby. Yep, I mean, short nuke, short nuke. Highly mobile, high damage, air weed, good
team fight, invincible, good landing phase. I mean, what else can you do? I mean, if this
these guys are the Tenos
just doing boxes
getting green
what the?
yeah, I got him
why are we dating, we're behind you
We have to sit down and farm here a little bit
This game is probably over, this game is over before it even started
This draft is nevel- I mean- I didn't even look at my draft! Are you seeing the draft?
I mean they have like three over tunes four between characters we have like a like some
some bottom available shit
this is a combination of everything really
I think I need a debuff for this as well
these are pockets
if we make a late late game we win I think
actually not that much
I think we'll win like in the early game
There's not so much montage I can do in this game, like 7 might be fed but it doesn't matter
that much.
It's going to be a little bit hard to deal with, but guys, next riff is pretty much the
whole game, so prepare for it.
You
I believe
Chats random right with his right left right left uh
Brits
Listen here book you work for me
I'm my master
So I don't have the slots for it and cool down
Guys don't have it now it really better than that if you don't
As it has been cooking for a while or no, I just came up. Okay, then we have a little bit done
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Try to keep the wave out.
This is gonna need the drafts.
Gonna run him in the area.
Like, if the majority of your losses are just draft losses, it's really blind.
I don't think I have enough time to buy it.
Actually, we can't beat...
That's game.
Yeah, that's...
That's game, pretty much.
I
Got it
What
I mean, yes, it's rolling.
I mean, that's actually MaxWidna, and we get stomped anyway, like it doesn't matter.
I mean, I stop Lashult and get two kills on the ground and you can't finish him.
There's already a Lord animatron.
Four million ready then.
I mean we literally had one sale thing to do and it's not dying for earner or for ripton
it's only that I can't the entire game and these guys fucking go oh let's just go on
dream and go die and it just went down I mean that's just the end
40 different events I think I'm not I'm not kidding I swear this is probably top
five worst game of all time because of how far we are
Thanks, love it, I'm not here with him.
what about that? wait, how do I buy that?
wait, I just wasn't able to do that, so what was that I forced by it?
you again in in goodbye G I know that more you know
dude why would you put that on it
I don't know if that's a rebuttal or not.
my last level I called out and I'm not buying that shit
there's really weird doors on that line
I don't have the slots for the remover
It's funny isn't it? It's funny.
These are like grim games or a really grim one.
Like I get it, it's cool that the rifts give you like, uh, resistance or whatever.
But the thing that is, is that you don't even make it to the rift turn.
Like, you don't even make it to the objective.
Like, when it's really favored, it should be like close to your side or close to your base.
Like, they just gatekeep the whole, uh, the zipline.
What can you do? You're, you're fucked.
of
I'm coming in!
What was that?
Put it, put it, put it, like, like, 30 FPS, 30 FPS?
like I'm telling you this game on TV is crazy like I'll be any of them are
sniping it but the fact that one of my worst game of all time like that in
my own performance just the whole game my being a subject is insane as one of
the only game this is crazy I didn't understand how bad this isn't
That's like it you don't get what you don't get wasn't it?
Did they get the breath again?
60k behind at 26 minutes like what?
didn't that sound like something made up of it?
okay send it, send it, send it
what the fuck else we got? I mean, it's not like we're getting anything right now
We have to be now though.
This is how we win or we can't throw because we have none to throw.
He's gonna inflight them now.
Dude, this is actually crazy.
Yeah, I mean, I love shit. It's a lot of fun. It's just really fun.
I mean, you witness this guy dashing, I think, 16 times in two seconds, like fucking Black
banter from old marils while the invincible and responding and like it's just done
it's not as stable to which sucks at least he's not a good player at all
absolute dog shit
i mean we survived back another maybe 20 minutes and then when the game started
I mean, this guy's up 20k on most players and he's still dying.
What is he doing?
Oh, shit, right?
Um, flash, right?
Nice, you can catch.
Flash, right?
Nice, can you catch?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're doing some...
Yeah, you're doing flash shit.
Just clicking buttons.
How many times have I got to give you a reset, like...
If you lose a game
and your score isn't bad,
you can try it.
They will never I'll always defend this like if you're not making some moves that are that are at least riskier
Or you're trying to win the game. I think it's just to come to skirt. I have to consider a score
I mean you're done. That's I don't give a shit like I'll die a thousand times
A loss is a loss and I win as a winner the score never matters to me
Whether you win the game or you lose the game
I'm gonna do all you I'm gonna not die. I want to look bad. I'm gonna have a bad Majesty like that's about a bad score
Like that's just so that's the losing mentality
I'm the one who said I miss with you.
I don't think you should go on this game and you have to get in there.
I don't need a walker.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Yeah, a little bit.
You know why I was looking at this one?
I was looking up there.
Just before I show you a little bit.
Did Inaite?
That's right.
My boy Inaite already.
Ha ha ha.
Plus, hey, say hello volume.
Plus, need Max when today.
I need to sell item, actually.
Just kind of sad that...
Do you want chicken or calf cake?
We're gonna steal my shit probably.
Is this gonna steal my shit?
Please
Yeah, I'm not gonna never like in this institution. Yeah, if I'm a witch mail, what do I sell?
Am one rights
We stay there in this image, but we're also poor and we were by Michael
I mean, I actually thought I could mix with that, and that I can't have given up yet.
Not bad.
Just recently reflected.
Not bad actually.
They didn't even send a hugger and close in the game somehow.
There's a, you know, there isn't been up, it's like 60 getting down the game, they're not, they can't close the game.
I mean, that's, that's like, that's a huge skill issue.
I think the board is a damage.
What are they doing?
It's not terrible.
terrible
wait, what do you mean?
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just did it
go, go, go, go, send it, send it, send it, send it, I'm older
guys, get the fuck in there
it's fine
I don't even know, I don't know, this is a CG.
I mean this guy's got fucking whatever the fuck, double ults with refreshments shit,
it's stupid.
He didn't play good either, which is kinda weird.
See what I'm saying, because like, any time that this 7 could've played at least decent,
he plays bad the whole time, but he just has money.
Like congrats.
but we're by locked three items out but we're triple fucking slot lock I've
never seen that ever is it look look untouched fucking these are untouched
look
I thought about the thing here I probably get the vine barrier or if it'll
shift probably. That little shift goes fucking crazy here. Nah, that fight looked good, but
we were on full reses. Like the game is giving us like 35% on both reses for free. Like, basically
the game gives you 50k of money to play with it. And we're still off the fight.
Oh, I have to sell again.
So fucking annoying dude, fuck off.
I
I think he needs to wrap his head up.
uh... awful
i don't know what i did you know i'm not going to say it's okay
I mean, I need to finish here. I get more, um, more cooldown reduction. Give me that.
Give me that. Give me that. Thank you. Thank you. More sleeves, more sleeves, more, more,
Oh
Now
I mean what the fuck am I going to do?
Alright, that's that, that was fun.
This happens at the end of the stream mostly.
It's my little treats.
Okay, I'm gonna do a game of Gepetianico idea.
Unlucky.
It's not like a game, it happens.
It happens.
Also, the friends are so bad it's awful.
So we're just getting slimed by Debugger,
GN juicer.
Jack, you guys tomorrow?
There?
60 months, wow, with Pepega.
Absolute promise at a good time.
time like midday for sure well this if you was cooking like bad bad
uh if I'm playing a new PC
nothing we're frame-watching it buddy I think at the end I'm not I'm not gonna
lie like going to the pits I think I had less than 50 frames
I'll just go in there and show you.
I'll just have a little bit of a cake for a little bit.
I'll just see you guys there. Or no.
Bye. Take care. Good afternoon. Good night. See ya.
If I do the laundry, it's going to take my schedule even more.
I think I'm good.
No, no, I have a PC.
Like, bro.
Like, I mean, it was right here, but it's literally already.
Because I didn't want to reformat it. It takes forever.
like a rear thing to get in shape.
Alright, I'll be back in a bit for a little bit of chat.
Thank you guys for being here, goodnight chat.
Cheers, see ya.
Thanks for just tuning in.
Thanks for just being your followers.
Lookers, be on Twitch.
People on Twitter.
People that are just here, lurking, nearing, at the shop.
Whatever.
I also was up.
I'll see you this day if we last more than a few minutes on the game.
Alright.
other check my job
this is healthy be nice you can do it
never give up and see ya
under the watch out