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07-12-2026 · 8h 57m
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Did it actually?
Wait, did England win it?
Um, can you find something?
Oh, look at this, it's flippant.
Um...
I'll try this track, very cool.
I cannot watch the head, I'd say we're gonna get banned.
But, I'll check.
Can't wait to look at it.
I'm gonna get in there.
Um...
What is that if it's not a good link, I'm not I'm not okay. No, I'm not gonna get it
I thought the girls I built it in the 20th week and I get to early happy birthday from you
If you if you look good, you don't really need to not talk that much
At least at least it has any minimal so maybe either work on confidence or become more handsome looking to the jungle mr.
Juicy happy some day
I
Requies aware
Shut yoga Chats up
Hey job, we could have a good uh, I see what's happening. Yeah, if there's any any important links
Link is we could look at it. But yeah, I'm gonna start streaming now
Chats and I can't watch this because of my my region
We'll have to go there to go to a just sits on the PC streaming all day
Thank you, everyone. Let's have a great day today.
I mean, 58 months.
You're doing this directs.
Yeah, yeah, you're going to like it like where you can see more.
like I can't I can't see it I can't see it
stop capping Brad just admit you're a part-timer
no good afternoon Chatex do you know when his next cobleman been loving streams
You must excuse the animal.
Well, Chad, this is only this part, Chad.
But what about the actual...
Chad, and the clip I watched, it's more than just that.
Like, there's more.
You know what I mean?
Hi.
That's not all of it, too.
And now, if that's gonna do it,
oh, and we're gonna...
What is going on?
What is going on?
Wait, did he actually do the full clips, really?
There's no competing with
Wow.
That's all the way ever the sportsman didn't want to inflict further punishment.
We will see.
My gosh.
Chad, it's a big comment.
I'd be surprised if it was anything but the ACL, like I'm telling you, like, Chad, there's
It's like a famous noise that it does whenever it, it, it, it's like a pop, right?
And when it happens, it can be like this and then you, it doesn't hurt that much.
It just pops into the gg's.
And sometimes the bone will go there, so mind it.
The clothes of the femboy in the bottom left.
What is that?
You don't need you ACL to walk just like how you don't need a brain to speak.
Um, I mean, true.
Oh my god, so fucking loud.
Why is it the maximum human?
So yeah, I think we're gonna lie
and I got a wiggle and get him, I'm a woman, you can't hit me, you can't hit me, I'm a woman.
Let's go.
Guys, I'm going to step in here and say, guys, it's more than football, it's more than football.
I'm trying to watch the game.
Hope everyone has had a great weekend next week.
Oh, nobody's been on you, bro.
Joe, we've been having a lot of fun.
I
It's either it's either something you didn't see or something you didn't like you wouldn't be able to see it like
Like I'm not taking I'm not taking the guy to count for it, right?
But I'm getting that there's some sort of some form of thing that like you can't see him
When he when he says it so how do you know he didn't you know, I mean nothing besides the day I'm in the middle like
Extra time, bro.
I'm saying if you did it, if you did it, or did it.
Let's get money.
No way!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Hey, sir, thank you, bro.
I'm not doing nothing.
I'm literally not doing nothing.
That **** you lost the game.
You basically, everybody, right?
They're coming to you.
Why are you at my dick?
You at the top, ho!
Why did you at my dick?
Oh my god bro!
Spending on you, man.
So stop trying to act like I'm spending on you.
You're standing up and you're blocking kids.
That's cool.
I can't apologize when you say it but
we won't keep fucking spitting.
Hello?
What's up?
Are you on food?
I'll just put it, please.
I'm in today so.
What's that?
Yeah but really like I have like 10.
No, nobody's doing that dog, nobody's doing that.
I'm gonna step in.
I'm gonna step in here.
I'm gonna step in here.
Nobody for no reason.
I'm here to wild people.
This is interesting.
I've never been seen, bro.
You're not speaking English, bro.
It's QT out there.
I don't want to meet chicken or chicken.
I know you.
It's not a game.
It's not a game.
It's not a game.
It's not working.
It's not working.
It's not working.
It's not working.
It's not working.
It's not working.
Why am I leaving?
Why am I leaving?
This is my seat. Why am I leaving?
Why am I leaving?
Why am I leaving?
Why am I leaving?
What?
Oh, this is fun.
Okay.
Why am I leaving?
Excuse me. Why am I leaving?
This is my seat. Why am I leaving?
What did I do?
Okay, I don't give a fuck about it.
You are so old for a tail man, you got to juice up again on some real shit.
Sadness is just here trying to enjoy, have fucking fun, have fun, nobody's spitting on you, bitch you're drunk!
You had 11 bloodlines, you had 11 bloodlines, you're drunk! You're drunk!
But it's cool bro, fuck this shit, I'm not, throw me a shout out to who?
Okay, okay, okay, I, I, I, I watch it but just like you, I don't get it.
Maybe once I deserve the racist viewers, bro, how the Jews being racist, I, bro, I, I don't even know how,
I don't even know how, where did the race come into play into any of this?
I don't even know how this, how did the race come into play, like, I don't, I don't, like,
what are you watching that they come to this conclusion?
I have fun, but I'm not, yeah, I'm not finna play with me like that, bro.
Oh, lady, you're kicking me out.
What did I do, bro?
All I'm doing is defending myself.
Okay, okay.
Yo, even, even if you spit it on the guy, I think I think the guy is overreacting to
it, right?
I think, I think, even, even if he, let's say he didn't, I think apologizing would be,
be fine even if you didn't do it like it's fine you chat it's probably being
out in public like you always say oh no not true not true like yo it's just a
maintaining the peace thing like it's a it's like oh yeah that and I'm sorry
though if the guy's delusional then that'll calm down and if it's not
delusional then you apologize I mean it's a win-win you and I'll be oh no
you're like a little sorry like who is the shit like who cares nobody cares like
You care is crazy
What you cookin'?
No, I ain't wanna do this, but the boys stay lookin' for clips
Why the fuck my name stay on these temples?
I could tell I been runnin' this shit
Who a cowboy, not no wrist nigga
Open this mouth and it smell like piss
So many off, let's go down to this funny mic
Wanna diss nigga, suck my dick
What the fuck is the mic?
Only mic that I know for the stream
Catch me and mic, I'ma beat him like Ike
So it's tasty, I'm slobbering a ring
Pick a side, don't come in between
Me and my bro like Joe, that's Scottie
Why this one talking about Motties, don't dab me
I'm on everyone's eyes
What is this about?
Bitch, I put them feet in the vet
And I'm going on the tickets to check
Call me Johnny, put them to the test
Rekha, butt nigga, stay with your chest
Biggie, big cash, you mean you got them back
Be bad boost, let them guess it for breath
Cookin' these boys on my even, I shot that bing and that G-shit
Making me death, bow
I'm big, throwing niggas cool, dude
Rain, wanna diss me, go eat a noodle
Beat him to death, shade you, niggas brutal
If you don't want, I'm throwing cotton juice
What the fuck, he might change dirty
Rekha, I wanna jump at you dirty
And it tells I'll be overly sturdy
You and I, they suck it, cause you not worthy
And they still wanna talk about him, son
I know this is about um interesting though interesting. It's not it's not a table. It's not jail
She's in the way. He's been dancing clips. Yeah, I saw I saw that um on Twitter. What's up with that?
I'm here in the Zimbabwe and it's also covered by honour.
Like,
Prali should go back to fashion cause there was hot garbage.
What's everybody achieving at Adam's Casper?
That's amazing.
Explanation mark TTIP.
That's the piece of paper.
Why are you like, I swear to God.
Whistle.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
That's not!
That's not!
Um, yeah.
Unquick.
2026 is...
I mean, it's just odd.
Chat, chat, chat. I think chat...
Okay, chat, this is gonna be all taken.
I think, if it's like a whole lot of silence,
I think it's such a small thing in a big event.
Like, it's not a big investment out of your day
to just be quiet for a minute, but just do it.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's not crazy to do that.
It doesn't take much to do that, just do that.
You know what I mean?
Like, and I think the people that try to police others
genuinely, the reality is that you're all so wrong.
because in a day of day, a moment of silence is silence, right?
And if you cause noise to cause silence,
you're just causing noise.
Like at that point, it's irrelevant.
Like it's just how it goes.
It's how it goes.
It doesn't depend.
It's just, you can make it like the gesture,
but making noise.
Yeah, you're making noise.
You're as bad as they are.
No, Moira, you look so much better.
The fact that you guys question mark
They're both my things today.
They're both actually non-trivial,
and they're insane.
The A's and the G's, they're all go outside.
They don't take much to welcome me to the...
But these, both these things are actually just,
actually sell.
You're like, I should go outside.
Like, what the fuck?
Here's the first one.
Why's there people hand-chaining the atoms?
Why are some A's and A's on the floor?
Shut up, Alcoh!
What is bro talking about?
It's not being quiet, it's not being silent. You know what I mean? Like...
It's not being quiet, it's not being silent.
How old is to understand it? You had a place where some big some big figure that the people they respect and
They asked for a minute out of like 200 of silence and you can't do it. But he
It's a minute of silence. Just fuck off and be silent. It's not that hard. What the fuck?
The jungle 76 months.
So Gemma, are you going to sooner you?
Yeah, that's crazy. I'll see you there because I'm a professor there.
Um, here's something that's not a hot take.
You might not need your ACL, but you need to come prepared for the shiny Rayquaza.
It was a one-time thing.
It takes less than a minute to welcome me to the jungle.
Okay, chat hold on hold on
I'm trying to believe you guys slowed down a little bit because it's hard to tell from
just that you like we have to slow down way down so you can understand every
Three...
That's the last one the game?
Now that shit was smooth, five years excusing.
Mmm, probably .5 by a little bit better.
Jack, as an avid debunker, it's not great.
Jack, Jack, I think that he said it, but-
Welcome to the jungle.
They had to look at every sound wave.
Um, hold on, Joe, are you there?
He says, I'm oppressing about it.
He said that shit banned him.
Well, uh, he's going to show me you as well.
Oh yeah, I mean, yeah, yes, that's not business.
Because I mean, are you a brother?
Hold on.
What'd I say? What'd I say? So, what'd I say? Oh, that's fine.
They are actually being paid. We're talking about another time. Look at this whenever
it wasn't... Brigaded? Let me see if I can find it.
You should buy streamer university.
Yeah, I got deleted.
Yeah, and this is by the way, this is what I and all-
Wait, why am I on with that?
Sam's the one that just-
On the notes, sorry, that could go a while in a little bit.
You know, I guess 10 months or something like that.
Let me explain it.
Nine months, whatever it is.
If you can watch the full video and like and comment,
I will give you $10 cash for watching the video.
It would help me if you could.
It cannot be on mute.
It has to be listening to it. I'm trying to grow my YouTube channel again. So he's literally out there paying people to watch his content
He's he's going on a paid ad campaign to spread at least in this circumstance a
verifiable lie
This is a verifiable lie and he's paying people to spread and boost it on social media
So anytime you see anybody saying anything favorable to him, any of these Cuper channels, it's probably because they're getting paid.
Yeah, I mean, I was a little bit disappointed, I'm not gonna lie.
Like that thing, I thought it was like, yeah, there's not a lot of context that could make this like okay,
but it ended up being like the context actually makes it in the okay realm.
And I think that's just weird.
Is that not illegal?
I don't care if it is or not.
I don't want to get involved legally.
Like, it would have to get a lot worse for this to be a legal thing
that I'd want to have resolved.
Literal paid campaigns to fill this out a Google document
so we can give people $10 for watching a YouTube video.
Yeah, but Jay, is he not going to say,
who to watch it?
Like, what?
And this is another one, too.
I deleted some bot comments that were just spammed
accidentally clicked and selected all and deleted 2k comments if you guys can give the video another watch and comment again I
Don't get it. Oh
My god
That is the slimyest fucking shady as shit you can do
Wow
Chad this is this is like clip culture gone wrong pretty much like where everything's asked over after that
I mean.
And this is all at the same time that he's been suing me for defamation.
This is only about this circumstance.
There are other pieces of information that I want to address,
but I'm not going to be addressing that information today.
And how?
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, like I said, it was fine.
Uh, also, also, you guys, you guys, you guys spanned, um,
Question mark and defend it when I was living in it because it it should it's it was fine like I think it's gonna bottle
No, you didn't neither don't got two cheese bits you liar motherfucker shut up
Yo bro Loki if I was any like any other color or any other race in African
America I got causing a nigga you gotta own up to it bro like at the end of the
day who cares said the builder walk free yeah yeah I mean it's odd it's odd
just I think in the vocabulary is kind of it's a little crazy like I'm not
the one to police that shit that much like you guys know kind of like how I
acted about it when I see clips of it happening like yeah all like I'm not
gonna be there the night shining armor because I don't want to be like oh hi
mighty okay but at the end today I don't I don't think you should say it and yeah
I don't think you should say it, and I think it's egregious to say it, especially like that, but having it, I'm just more surprised, like having it in the vocabulary means that you can.
Okay, Jeff, if you rip it out, it means that you say it often, okay? Like, and I don't turn me rude, I'm just saying, if it comes out out of nowhere...
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
It can't be just out of nowhere. Like, you think I'm, you think I'm scared to go out on a stream or like being drunk or like I'm broad-minded, like I don't give a shit.
like I like I don't I don't say these words so it doesn't they don't come out
like I don't have to be you know I mean so what it comes out like I feel like
maybe he says it off stream right there again
shout out Mr. Lion's sci-x tips
Oh, I see a hand.
Hey, that's black.
Hey, that's pink.
Fake debunked?
Nice conch.
You need to tell us.
You should tell us.
You should tell your person.
You should tell your person.
Kaisenette's friend Ray had to cut the camera after threatening to call ICE on a 9 to 5
worker.
I give you a 15 year piece.
You're 48 years old.
You're only supposed to get here to say it's 20% percent.
But if I'm going to go alone, you can do bullshit.
Put $20.
Put $20.
Everybody, $20.
I'm going to call ICE.
That's great.
I'm done.
I'm going to call ICE.
Ice cream.
More, more, more, more.
I'm going to finish.
I'm going to finish.
I'm going to finish.
I'm going to finish.
I'm going to finish.
I'm going to finish.
I'm going to finish.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You didn't tell us?
He's a 20 person, but I give you a piece.
You're 48 years old, bro, you're already first to get here
to say he's a 20 person.
Man, I thought I'm a go-loader.
Can you give me some bullshit?
20 dollars?
Yeah.
20 dollars.
Put 20 dollars.
Hey, I'm a go-loader.
I'm a go-loader, Iceberg.
Well, I don't think it's being built being snowflakes.
I think it's odd.
I mean, it's super odd, I'd say.
I mean, like what?
Well, I mean, it's multiple kind of layers into bad.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's just weird.
Let me know, let me know.
It means that you think that this guy is,
one, an immigrant, two, an illegal immigrant,
and three, that you're gonna call him to be deported,
like all at once in one go.
I mean, it's pretty dog shit, like what?
There's not much of a difference between saying I'm gonna call ICE and go back to your country
I mean there isn't but then there's actually there's actually zero difference between saying
oh shit you will charge me go back to your country motherfucker and I'm gonna call ICE
If anything, the going ice is worse, I mean, I mean, why am I getting any put on these
typically, these are like most like zero, uh, uh, temperature takes, right?
Saw that?
What's a big take for the unemployed?
No, shit!
No, you don't get it!
No, you don't get it!
You got it, you don't get it!
Wait down, wait down, wait down!
We got it, we got it!
No, no, no, buddy!
I don't know what's here.
Oh, fuck!
Bro, what are you talking about?
You're fucking crazy with all this Trump shit.
Bro, what Trump shit, though?
Bro, it's insane that we can have
a million tapes and a million strings,
and being in the band,
So that's a string for a fucking second. You think you think overtakes everything else. That's fucking crazy
That like everybody that is such a cop out for for some dumb shit. That's that's crazy, man
I can't update little guppy get on it's over. He declined has dropped of his defamation lawsuit against me
He filed a motion to dismiss the case with prejudice meaning that he cannot sue me for the claims in this lawsuit. Oh, yeah
One is a joke and funny and the other one is not but you're not like the
arbiter of fucking of humor like like you're not like you're not the one
like you're just not like the guys are a fucking worker like you think the guy
plays into that humor and how funny it is oh wait you just think of something
offensive but I think it's kind of funny or I think I think you'll think this is
funny so I'm gonna fucking do that shit then it's fucking weird like what the
fuck ever again it's over we won I mean kind of we didn't really win anything in
fact I actually lost like a bunch of time and money and peace of mind and all
that but I'm not the operator of comedy I think you just offensive like it is
with not that hard to understand congratulations I'm not upset about this
at all we this was all shared and all this was happening when we were all
friends and it was totally okay so he should he should explain why he has the
context to this screenshot and I think that will be very revealing and anyway at a certain point
he wasn't so this is it at a certain point he wasn't even using the word anymore and then I say
everyone says it everyone doesn't say it don't worry this is response to screenshot it and that
she says omegle so this is like her I guess laughing and I guess maybe the thing about so this is
the funny thing about it is that I was talking about a completely different person
This has nothing to do with me at all.
Everyone else has said it.
I even have videos of me saying it.
Yeah.
So basically, this is something really stupid.
The ironic thing is that I do basically almost never say the inward.
Yeah, but now it's always funny to see the reaction of all their peers and how if somebody is still in the zone,
in the zone, it's at least still creating a lot
of engaging content, so we get to a lot of views,
how much they will give them some slack.
Guys, I'm not addressing this today.
Guys, oh yeah, my best friend said it.
Guys, I'm not gonna talk about it,
and everybody tip each other's around it, right?
But if it's somebody that's slower on the scale,
so they wouldn't really pop anymore,
that's, oh this guy's, I am no good friend.
I don't even know who this person is.
I kicked him out of my house because this was racist and I got into my business.
It's weird.
I didn't miss it.
It's been insane though.
It's been happening in the last years.
I mean, that is like a lot of it too, where when somebody did like, somebody that has
a lot of views, then they don't say shit.
I'm not even good at handstands.
Because she sent him the screenshot.
She sent him the screenshot.
That's what happened.
But the reason why- Bro, the difference between as you sing it and just sing it, one is a
No, racist one isn't.
Well, that's gonna be the craziest shit I've read all day.
So you think if somebody says something flat out racist,
like somebody in actions just says it,
racist and flat out is okay, right?
But if somebody doesn't say it,
but they're kind of known to maybe be a racist,
then then you were so freaking hot so bad and i get the bullet like that yeah
just bad just no so is that it's it's all of it because all of it
that year's ouchie oh yeah it's starting to go now she's been from the funny paddle boarder
one's enough
ah, it's alright, it's alright
very cool, oh anyway
if you didn't see the news guys here
chat, chat, if saying it while not being a racist
was the thing, then everybody would say it
okay, I think it's a slippery slope of dog shit
to pick and choose and think it's just a defended momentum
Oh wait, this could be offended to you
worry not I the white person
I
Got you stand back right person
See it this could be offended to you
See worry not
I mean
I
Got you stand back black person. I will save you right now. I
I mean, he's not a business, um, maybe this God forbid, God forbid a white boy get a little
motion there, but Asian version, God forbid, a white boy is all right.
Um, so what the fuck is this?
white chocolate with the motion.
The fuck?
Like, you guys think I said it like what?
Like, oh, I just said it.
Yes, of course, I'm reading off the prop,
and I just said it because I want to.
Yeah, of course, classic, classic.
But yeah, but Cheddar said that I could say it
because I'm not a no-resist.
So, I mean, I mean, you guys give me the pass, you can't just fucking take it back.
What's wrong with you?
Oh wait!
You just like that.
You're out.
African-American rappers saying inward this and inward that, but a Caucasian can't.
If it came, why did it say right?
Say what?
Say the word you want to say.
I'm not saying that I want to say it, I'm just saying that I can't.
So you can't.
Say it right now.
I will say it.
This is hypocritical.
you know we can't you you can't is America both of you all right I think we
can move on what why move on when you want to say both of you want to say
all together everybody saying the word does not make you unique or special okay
I don't know what to do with it.
Anything interesting?
Is that all the drama today or is there even more drama?
Why, the game's frizzed out like that?
Oh, yeah, they're gonna say negative I'm for sure. Oh, hey, what is that?
Today
Excuse me
Yeah, yeah, here's this right in the car. It was actually pretty good. No, holy shit
Pretty neat them shit off though. How's the college? I don't watch it
That's a got me that is fuck like
Bro, I like your game when is the lean drink?
Give this one time. I'm gonna say this one down one time
We sit in our seats. I was gifted these seats by
Somebody people. Thank you for the people that get today. Yeah, I know we've been doing this howling shit
I was supposed to play in a fucking dream con game today, but I you tell me the people that get to the tickets and said
Oh, we want you here. All right, cool. So I pulled up and I came to the fucking game
I came to the game. She was good. You have these seats. We're sitting in the seats
Tell me invited my boy Jason over we there, you know, I'm saying who's third course light before niggas even did that fucking kickoff
Fuck is you talking about? He's on his third course light. He's an alcoholic. Why is he in the arena?
Good, baby. How you doing, bro?
I don't, but what?
Ah, hey, I'm Norwegian.
Love you, don't worry.
Bro, I mean, and you know,
because, what's that one in,
bro, in a way that you're chugging is down.
That one right there, that one right there.
You can't even say cool.
All right, right, so I'm sitting down.
Bro, he's standing up off the kickoff.
Go wash the bod.
He's standing up off the kickoff.
There's a little kid behind me
in a fucking Vikings hat,
trying to wash the game.
I'm like, sir, can you stand up?
I mean, can you sit down?
Because if you stand up,
I'm gonna have to stand up.
Now I'm blocking this kid.
Like a, like a nuisance.
Right?
Brap!
I don't give a fuck!
I'm standing whole game!
I don't give a fuck!
Go watch the VOD.
Cool.
So I'm going to stand.
I told the kids, sorry.
I have to stand.
Just make a start game, Max.
Bro, I've been telling my mate these games.
I'm always around annoying fan.
Ha!
Bro, I think it's annoying.
I mean, yeah, I get it.
It's annoying.
I didn't hold it in as it was unpleasant.
There's a certain intro.
Shay, is that tall?
What does that have, 142 million mics?
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Um...
Heck?
Slow down, Mr. Cow.
Are the rumors true smoking stream and lean drinking stream soon Pac-Man?
Holy shit, wait. He actually got tossed around. That's that's awful
Yeah, I mean check it is scary. I mean would you go that time? Would you go to a bear?
I mean, I think they're gonna as scary as a bear almost no
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Mean anyway, why is that? Yeah, watch this watch that such I get a bunch of links open on my same honor
but they're all stacks. It's kind of hard to open them up.
Drop like they lose, right?
Jesus.
FaZe Banks called out LazyPus other than him for staying at Edward Monsergo.
of other black creators and fave members and this was never a problem. It's only a problem now because it's convenient for you and for this marriage to make you, Lacey has admitted to saying it publicly. You know this.
Well, it really hurt my heart. To hear somebody say, nigga who doesn't share the trauma I had to go through really hurts my heart. Sometimes I go to bed and I just dream about chains and whips and everything.
Everything my ancestors had to go through. Come on Jason. Jason, please apologize Jason. I'm hurt. We're hurt
That's me. That's me
Can I see me like yeah, okay? He says good my nigga. That's where Lacey said that to me in the car nigga first time
I met him. Oh, did I give a fuck? No on behalf of all the black people. I was a second to say a kid
But gang even Lacey called me a nigga off-stream gang
Can I see like yeah, okay, he said was good money guy. That's where Lacey said that to me
No fun nigga first time I'm not chat chat hours or chat hours. What is um, what is his background? Oh
Did I give a fuck no on behalf of all of Bobby? He's Cuban. All right, okay
But let me know is that valid? What's the best advice you guys I'm asking guys
I'm asking because I don't make the rules and I don't know. I'm asking I'm asking is
Is a Cuban valid? I mean
By today don't wait till tomorrow people are waiting for good opportunities, but as the people promise you last year that okay
Do I say yes chef yes, I heard the destiny was Cuban
so
Loki, I mean, he can straight rip it. I mean according to your talking point. I'm not Johnny Roode
I'm not only the rules. I'm gonna do your rules
Yeah, he does barely he does
Okay, jack. I feel like it's more of a vibe jack. It's more of a vibe check something. I noticed
it's kind of a mix of
Um, it's kind of a mix
of where you are from
And partially looks, it's what I'm noticing.
This year, 2026, the race did not come down.
We are now in the middle of 2026.
The race did not come down.
We already got the new guy into the Fed
and the predictions are now that the race might go up.
Don't wait for sick of stands that are outside your control
and make decisions upon that.
The actual situation is now,
at the corner, people are waiting for the crash,
waiting for the crash, waiting for the race,
Don't wait to buy till the rates are coming down.
What's the best advice you've ever heard?
Buy today, don't wait till tomorrow.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, true.
What the fuck is that?
Did you come back with more hope?
Your confusion is hilarious and this graph is terrible.
The engage that you tried to describe isn't what happened here.
Your team's here, the enemy team is here.
You said yourself, when you engage, it'll make the enemy team come backwards.
Sure.
Which is what happened.
The problem is, you understand nothing else.
Your second tank is shieldless, which means what?
He has to move slowly.
You're running triple support, which means what?
You have more utility.
Your neutral is stronger.
And it also doesn't factor geometry.
Whatever this guy knows, doesn't apply as if he's console.
Like, whatever you think about the game, doesn't apply as on consoles, people can't fucking
aim for shit.
And you can do whatever the fuck you want, okay?
The game is irrelevant because on PC shit happens in real time
Buy a fucking keyboard and mouse and play the game properly, and don't fuck around your shit is ps4
There's toddlers boss and AI that play a shit. It's all that is left buddy. What the fuck you talking about?
You don't shit I was talk 40 when they give up their ads run and I was barely playing the fucking game
You're shit on a fucking plastic toy bitch ass your trash
3. Parts of it pay attention. Hexagon in the center. Team position behind hexagon while
engaging with you. Emates cannot engage or use utility with you because you're so far
away. Fog cannot shoot enemy team that's paying attention to you because geometry. Born is
a burger and dropped in the middle of the road. It's terrible old. And since you used
all of your abilities without a succinct hit, you die.
In XQCope, you gave me one more damning piece of evidence.
Ooh, top 46, okay, okay, GM won.
Remember how you were talking about OAA didn't exist
when you were playing bad news, buddy?
You know, they retroactively added all of this stuff.
With those-
What?
Gational rank adjustment.
And just for example, let's look at your-
What?
What is that? What is that in true? What?
Superior flat. Notice how in 1.0 it still showed that he was one of a ball before.
Dude, what the fuck is this guy talking about?
Bro, what? What?
Dude, dude, dude. Maybe the patches came down slower on PS4 or whatever the fuck, PS3, whatever the PS4.
Again, the way that this happened is that whenever it rolled out, it was slow, it had to come up.
Like the ratings have to go up slowly
because you have to push and ceiling it.
So everybody was locked at that rating.
It couldn't go up.
Like people could not go up because whenever you add,
okay, it's just pure math, okay?
If you add new ranks above the new, above your ranks,
people have to slowly creep up.
You can't jump up because you're gonna be playing games.
I give you people that are way lower rating.
You're not getting rating.
You're not getting things, because nobody is there yet.
So going up is slow.
It's just mathematics.
It's ELO.
It's NMR.
It's math.
Buddy, if you make a ceiling of a game,
if you make the math where this is the highest
that you can be, like right here, okay?
If a lot of players are here, everybody's here,
and then they suddenly decide to add a new rating,
You can't just jump up there, because if people aren't there, you cannot drink, you
drain people's ratings.
Let me tell you how this match begins.
The match was like this.
You drain people's rating when you win a game, and people give you a rating.
If you are over here, and the player base is over here, and you win a game, you gain
and nothing you lose everything in because the game is thinking you're much you're this
high you shouldn't be losing against those players therefore the rating has to creep
up it takes weeks it took I think it took more than two weeks for the rating to be able
to even go to the max rank after they came up so yeah of course I was at that rate it
Bro, there was nothing else!
Adjustment.
And Jeff, for example, look at your superior flats.
Notice how in 1.0 it still showed that he was one above all before?
Meaning you just straight up didn't hit that rank.
Ooh, so let's check season zero.
PVC, oh, 1.0.
PVC, oh, 1.0.
Bro, I had already quit the game.
But I had already quit the game.
Is this guy stupid?
1.5, the most elo inflated season of all time.
How do we put the game?
Then we try to pull the console card. You're so funny. Let me just really quick. That's just so you can see.
Oh my god.
Oh, look at it.
Oh.
Just must have just like you skipped it!
Anyways, run the wager.
Huh?
What's the stack?
500, yeah, that's...
What the fuck is that?
It's a stack.
How about instead of all of this, yeah?
You crave again to revive a stick stack?
Anyways, run the wager.
Because you all know damn well you aren't hitting one above all.
Let alone eternity.
I don't know what the fuck, I just witnessed.
Now polish the rod.
What the fuck you...
Drain my pipe.
Milk the snake.
Bro, bro, what do you guys either do?
Even if I were to get it right now,
even if I were to get that rank right now, okay?
Let's say I get it, I get that rank.
I would feel terrible, I don't know why,
because the player base is literally one eighth
of what it was.
But I was at the top of the leaderboarder
when the players was like 400,000.
Now it's like 60,000, even if I get it right now,
I won't give a fuck about it.
Like, I don't care about what you think about it,
I won't care, because it's fucking bullshit.
It's worth nothing.
It's more, six times less to get it now than before.
So how is it, oh, you didn't get it, didn't get it now.
No, no, you don't understand it.
Like, even if, even I would feel like I'm not doing anything
in any good, because it means the thing,
it's six times less.
Buddy, I'm playing the live, and I was like, oh,
oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
fuck I just bang buddy buddy here's a game that I do play bang buddy buddy buddy
when you go the we go you go the main screen you know what I'm right there
buddy where are you at where are you at buddy um anyway yeah by the way by the way
um there's there's more players there's more players on PC but I want you then
and your game I tried to handle.
Hey, hey, I'm not lucky shit, I'm just saying.
You want the game, there's more players
and it's a closed beta, closed.
What about that?
Steam DB.
Don't forget to drink water, Czech love you, three.
All right.
What do you want to see?
Yeah. That's total players though. That's no, that's just players. What about ranked
players? How many will play ranked actively? What is the pool of players that play ranked?
Just say how it is, how it is, how it is, it's, it is one third of that, maybe? Hold on now.
It's not the same. It is literally about the same, literally about the same. It actually, it actually is, it actually, this is a, this is this game,
you can't even have him, you have to get invited. It's a closed pre,
Bro, this is a closed pre-alpha, one.
And two, everybody's fucking locked in.
I mean, yeah, they say what you want,
I mean, say what you want.
It's witness, I don't know what the fuck I just.
Okay, you guys look at this like 10 times,
like holy fuck, I have like 10 times
of open up this bullshit.
Um, anyway.
and
What are you?
I just beat my first compliment
I will stop 15 at the games prime
Wait, where is it?
At least I can teleport back to spawn with a waste of
Wait, where is it?
Jack, Jack, what is the most important thing to do to secure?
Jack, why do people do this shit?
Like, I was right about an overwatch
Then the game went to the future the playbiz really won again. I'm not getting the place of overwatch is one
50th of what it was before
able to compare me to the today's place, oh you could you couldn't ever get it right now
I
Was rank one
When the game was popping and everybody and their grandma was playing when everybody was playing I was number
Number one, uno, number uno, buddy, like, I don't get a pruna shit.
It's all out there.
What do I care?
That's 10 years later, with one 50th of the planabas, that I couldn't get that rank.
I don't even want that rank.
Even if I were to get right one hour, it's worth one 20th, what it was worth before.
It is worth a sliver.
if I got it right now, like it's all humans.
So the Marvel Rebels, yo.
I'm not touching Marvel rivals ranked
with a 10 foot pole right now, actual vision pollution.
What?
Marvel Rebels.
Marvel Rebels, I was top 40
when the game was right there.
It was right there when I got top 50.
Buddy who gives a shit where I met right there. It's one sixth of the fucking player base
like how hard is to understand it
like
Jesus Christ while streaming plus snipers and
Like I wasn't in playing the game that much probably like four hours a day
It was a day and I never was going ten or three days back in the day
They don't watch buddy buddy. You're talking about like some some prime shift of it or something. I do on the side like it's insane
Wouldn't the players be more skilled now than compared to release
This is chat chat that that that's the listen to the haters jelly that's the Marvel rivals ranked anthem
I was in top three top two. I wasn't the best in the world. The whole planet came together to play one game and they couldn't beat me. I was a fellow boss. I was the bad. There's nobody else standing and bringing air.
Again, in my prime, you can look at my profile, chat.
People could barely hit 4,600.
I was at 4,700.
I was gaining plus four a game, minus 30.
I was 4,711 when people couldn't get 4,600.
I was at number one on the ladder.
Everybody was behind me looking up at the cane, buddy.
Buddy, I own that game!
the top 34 saw.
This is how I was, you understand?
That's all right, let's watch the rest of the video.
Um, anyway.
At your cue, buddy, you need to do something again.
Yes, we get it. You are capable of getting high ranking games that are freshened when everyone is done shit
Try not solo in overwatch rivals, and it'd be extensively more difficult. Okay, buddy, buddy
I'm by seasoning that that's gonna that's gonna make you everything about life itself. Oh, I can't oh
It's been
Okay, I will find out this is the main no one and I will tell you what it is game
I'm gonna put the scale of a
humans, how you are as a human. Let me tell you something. The only thing that matters
as a human is the beginning when a game is released. You want to know why? Because
it's the only time in the game's history where your thoughts, where your
creations actually matter. Before everybody else copies and metas and
and all of this go on TikTok and they copy everybody
and they just do exactly what the blueprints have to do.
You have to actually think what you're buying
and come up with shit to do.
And I did that.
I did that for years, I did the things
that nobody thought was even possible
because they didn't fucking think.
So the only time where it matters
is when the game actually released in a few first years.
And the other thing that is bait, it's useless.
Like, but I invented the 180 charge.
I invented the 180 block, the block bait,
the backwards charge.
I invented that.
I made that.
People still try and emulate it.
Something that I have mastered 10 years ago.
Like, they're playing the game that I built for them
and they still can't do it.
That's crazy!
Like, I don't even understand how this is all to understand it.
Oh, man.
Yeah, check out one of us, Marti.
Marti, we're at the very tippy top.
Yo, check.
This is fucking stupid, brother.
You won't believe it, really, this chat, but it's lonely at the top.
At the tippy-tea top of being the best chat, it's lonely because you look around and there's
nobody.
You want to copy something on this gameplay and get better?
There's nobody else around you to even copy.
you're the very best yo you'll never be able to relate to that I was wearing the
crown buddy where were you what were you
I never knew what it was going to be like, I'll say.
Please, for the finale!
Now those are just all the bridges you know.
You have no one left, just like the shiny requaser.
And where?
I
Mota fuckers try to dismiss the impressive career
Excusy had in prime overwatch this dude was genuinely moving like prime the brawn so
yo
So holy shit
excuse
Jack I did you sort of fucking truth new
Jack, do you see what you're doing, Jack?
Little bro, did you forget you played Winston's slot at your peak knowing just clicking the button?
True to you!
You can't make this up!
Yeah, Jack.
Now you're doing the same shit in Deadlock as we speak, and once the game releases and
crack people like me arrive, you're gonna lamp the Eternus that you got in the closed
platform.
Oh my fucking god, man.
Buddy, I push on my off time, and I fucking burn everybody to a crisp.
People call me Blanos because I'm Blutanos.
Yo, people say, would you like to have sinners, Blanos?
Or some of them say people call me Banos, but, Jack, I am him.
That is going to be 19, you know what, no, 2000 ended, 3.
2002. Oh my god. Um, wow, that's gonna be 2014. Oh, that's gonna be 2014.
the watch goat chat can't relate to having an impact on gaming like xQc had
just kidding you are washed and trash hang it up buddy mother fucker paid
net cat an extra five dollars an hour for the blazing dono omega lol
well I was in a cat lap lap lap so her that wasn't in a cat what are you done
Yo, yo, yo, does this push to the top?
You see me, me and Moxie used to own,
we used to own the shit.
Look, it's a random clip.
So this is a random clip.
Top 50, whatever, that's what,
like we don't give a fuck about it.
Check, this is me and Moxie on a stream down swinging.
This is us when we were losing it.
Top if anyone were winning the game
You're gonna show other games then what is this editing?
Man I'll watch yeah, I'll watch this too far back to everyone build to find any clips
Classic.
Um, send it in or something.
Okay, we're not watching this.
Not watching this.
Not watching this.
Um, anyway.
Your monthly monthly monthly.
Link is a clip of prime, of prime time.
So I don't have to fucking go through all these fucking clips to see it, to find it.
Yeah, I mean, do you see, like, it's all risen clips, because it doesn't see all the old clips.
Right.
On a real note, Jack, what happened to the Ayaia guy who needs to make final?
This is still among us.
And where?
Yeah.
Um...
What the fuck?
You delete the Incredibles
You delete
Star Wars Star Wars is pretty shit. It is what it is. It's just it's pretty shit
Okay, um, Overwatch XQC in 2026 is a-
Lentibuzan is shit, Zambulans is shit.
Oh, remove all movies.
Remove...
Remenor attendance.
Remove...
Um...
Remove...
Check this chain saw low-key
Yeah, yeah, uh scream is well yes, you miss me a bit actually yes, great. I'm a rooster
Yo
So this was a video
Okay hold on hold on hold on. I'm seeing a clip. I'm seeing a clip.
I don't even have it. How was this clip? How was this clip?
Okay, I'm going to hit him
It got him, it got him
You won, you won, you won up top some moves
Nice, nice, nice
Target
Big!
Yes!
What the fuck are you doing, boys?
My ult was gone, shit, then got a bite
Oh no!
I did it, it went to...
Chat, chat, is this footage of the best player in the history of the game or what?
I don't even have it.
Chat.
Chat, is it a clip from the number one LeBron like player?
Bill van?
Apparently it is, apparently it is.
Was that on dial-up internet? Impressive.
Really?
I know.
You don't deserve eternal sun, the movement is not shit and the game sense is lacking,
to use a hard character and their friend from the best also were 40 years old
see how can people watch the clip and not say he's the greatest tank to ever
touch that game correction best player I creamed
watching XQC aim is like Michael J Fox trying to use an etching sketch just
yeah what is all that journey to top 500 up would genuinely give us the
chill this is an interview a lot I'm not I'm not watching this like that one
that won't shut up oh my god bro games are you good at bro bro he's coming
secure real buddy yes it's like 20 dozen a row of some shit like trying to
trigger me buddy buddy you are guppy you are guppy you're the fucking bullshit
down a player. You should sneak into my lobby because the game couldn't find a single player
good enough to play against me. So I would have to play with or against you. You are guppy.
Guppy. I slurp your rating. All day. Guppy.
Just this. I think it's just hard to put in a cop. People have had success in a lot of the ways.
It's not it's it's it's it's just it's very very boring. Yeah, what's the interview? Yeah?
Yeah, I don't think it's gonna be at all
Like me think it's just it's very very boring and it's very distant. I'm the experience of me
Yeah, I don't think it's gonna be at all. Is that AI?
Say in years ago, no, they didn't have AI that I got that I got better than you didn't have that
Hi, I got a nervous
So zero links of being my primer. It only means in dog shit. Got it. I'm done the more links. Fuck you
This actually might be my primer
31 more to go.
Alright, you keep on doing this and it's honestly, I can't exactly, four times, what
is that?
This is why Kev, the ball hitting the spider cam. Now that's what we see here, sorry the line, the wire, which as you know, especially when you in Canada have seen loads of youth games when the ball hits the wire, it's no play.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It didn't happen on this occasion.
And FIFA are saying that the sensor in the ball
showed no peak in the heartbeat of the ball.
Wait, what?
Wait, I would be more worried that it didn't, wait.
Now, wait, what?
69 months.
Brother, brother, now it's like,
I would distrust everything that happened and it will happen.
A free, it turns out this is why, Kev.
The ball hitting the spider cam.
Now that's what we see here.
Not the camo.
Sorry, the line.
The line, yeah, the wire.
Chad, you don't understand the implications here?
Chad, isn't anybody's baby raging?
It's not that everybody's crying about the implications here
or that VAR is unreliable or fabricated.
The only thing that is left of this is that VAR is either
completely made up or completely off because it clearly if this is accurate
it you know it's it clearly hit the roof it kept so they said if this clear
it wasn't recorded then how can you trust any recording or any data that
they received from the fucking from the device yeah now that's what we see here
not the camera, the line, the wire, which as you know, especially when you're in Canada
have seen loads of youth games, when the ball hits the wire, it's no play, play stopped.
Didn't happen on this occasion and FIFA are saying that the sensor in the ball showed
There's no peak in the heartbeat of the world.
I'm proven wrong, huh?
I'm proven wrong.
Wait.
I don't understand it. Where is the thing? I mean, it changed trajectory. Anybody, it
It changed trajectory, like what?
No, okay, it doesn't, it touched us, I mean.
I mean, the wind, are you bugging?
Okay, okay, I can't see anyone.
Why did none of the players or field?
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. That is absolutely something. It's something hit it. Something hit it. And
the fact that it's not picking it up means that this is all made up of. I said it. You
know, I'm, I'm, I'm just some shit that is insane at this point. All of this is fake.
I said it. Bang! Bang!
This means that any of this is fabricated. It's all some it's some generated. It's some
like like dirt. It's like drawings
because it touched something
Like
Dude, that's insane. Did you see it moving?
I've been watching since I was 19 and I just turned 25. Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Dude, dude, look at this shit.
Look at the ball.
FIFA is the most corrupt organization, Earth.
This is nothing-
What the fuck?
But that-
That's the most clear cut.
Like you could never defend this.
Awful.
Awful.
Wait, you don't see it?
Dude, I'm playing one more fucking time and I'm done.
Like, dude, look at this shit.
The ball is here, right?
Look, look, modern rage bait star content is my pillar.
But that was just, that was just,
like yeah, I agree.
It is curving already.
It's already curving in a direction, sure.
But at the apex, it literally hits some shit.
Like it's undeniable.
bro what the f- it is has to be page a page
yo yo who like this who like this is that it is awful like what what what what the f- is that link
Hello, hello!
Jesus! Okay, all right.
Indiana Fieber guard in the WNBA,
Caitlin Clarks on court and Corsair handling the Octagon card of duties
around one nice of Brad, Chrissy and Brooklyn to the third, to Sophie.
Card!
Come in event, Patty Bifflet.
And it's trademark Orange Trunks been lost off the knee out of the South Boston, it's a black.
Oh!
What?
I don't know!
No, there's some hot out there shit from him.
He's gonna go out, he's gonna go out, look at the position of Patty's legs, Chris Walsh.
That's it.
Jesus. That's it?
I mean...
I don't even get these decisions in the first place anyway.
That's... I mean, it looks like a skill issue a little bit, no?
I mean, he's never made any effort to get out of it.
It seemed like he wanted to get value out of his hands and not save himself first.
He's got it locked up tight.
This is a bad situation.
That is tight.
He expected you to want to rush to take down.
Crang is large.
I mean, I mean, clearly.
He's doing the Portugal game.
I mean, I'm not an expert, but you absolutely clearly are not if you don't agree with me.
I mean, I'm sorry to tell you.
I'm not super experts, but if you don't agree with me, you're way lower. You're like level zero. I mean
Like if you think this is final, I mean you're a fucking noob
There's a way out of this 100% it's one hand no leverage
Yes, all this space look at that all this space he could put his hand in he could
He chose to find value by keeping him wrapped and trying to do it with his hands, but he
saves the first man.
I
My lover I do to do I used to do Jiu-Jitsu are you stupid?
He's in trouble. He's in real trouble.
Deep, deep trouble.
He's gonna go out.
He's gonna go out.
Um, anyway.
He's not allowed but he fought Neon.
Joe, is there any good luck in there?
Joe, with every team so many first-on finishes, often fear the FC.
And this dude's already, like, 10 fights into his UFC career.
I will shoot him
Don't leave me
Don't leave me
I just need to know a bit more
I like the way he looks right now
He looks very calm and proposed
Oh my god
I can't control my character
And that will do it
What the fuck?
I like the way he looks right now
He looks very calm and proposed
Oh my god
Oh Jesus
What the fuck?
Yo that
Oh, do you have see appearance for Zachary Reese? That's just so suffix
Um, I don't think it's early stoppage is it?
Wait, it actually is a little bit. Hold on. I like the way he looks right now. He looks very calm
Okay, so that's a credit
But he only gets one cramp.
Watch out, we can't see the crest on his angle.
see it these coming up the middle but you saw what Dr. G had to sort him in, dip, do that thing.
Watch out, we can't see the crest on his angle.
What's a master of that punch? That was a master.
Beautiful. Let's look at that again.
He's got a push.
That was pretty.
Look at that.
That is Joe Frazier.
He's got it in his smoke.
Oh!
That's a smokey Joe.
My goodness, that's...
Chad, that's...
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's a good stoppage.
That is a smokey Joe.
like goodness in yeah um catty he's so he's so crooked he can't see shit then
like come on bro there's got his dad three pixels and his guys game a
fucking 0.5 bit rates okay if the guy can't see nothing he gets credit because
he gets another one thing is gonna happen in like in the next few seconds
even he's gonna get full cramped in his full HP
right on the chip too
Donch is a problem
oh that is nice
Donch is a problem
Joe that is literally like Joe Brasio would dip off to the left
yep
just throw that big level of body down
drop his body and spring it to the front because he was shorter
and everybody was fighting
that was sick there by Donch
yeah let's take a look at him
yeah he unplugged the ram
he unplugged the ram
I'm really sorry.
What a stage like this.
How you got out.
It's not time.
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Black and the white shorts guy the fucking
Hold on I said early on I said a vote for him that says was being weird so I can I vote but if I will my gut
I mean I had it right
I said that I said that
He's got range, he's got height, and his muscles more compact, like I like that.
that kind of power is just bananas look at that you know how tough I made it one
shot oh Jesus the rammer cat I
recognizing that I'll make it was outstanding a little bit saying please
Don't make me hit him again.
Watch how he does this.
He goes down, Almeida goes down, he not.
Oh, nice left hook to the body by Riley.
You got to be focused, bro.
Oh!
That's a bad, you're a bad, you're a bad.
That's a shoot, right by Riley.
Come on, it's on the ropes.
Jesus.
Riley's on the ropes.
Jesus!
Watch how they roll back, they begin to get the end of another one
from Riley.
That can't keep them, don't step on them.
Okay, let's go chat. I think the red rep got native will say it's tough or there's some shit like that
And then he let his guy go all the way because that was that was a little bit late. I'm not going away
Yeah, I mean, this is for me. This is a full quit. I mean, what?
Is there like eight prints?
That makes sense
They look fantastic all credit to him. I thought that was a little quick
What?
What?
That beautiful body shot and then the counterwhiting over the top
Beautiful performance by Riley, but I just like to see
Yeah, no that was fun. That was that was fine. Okay, the ref actually studied it. She just
knows his shit buddy buddy that that hit to the temple was full correct
bro he cranked that shit way back that was full force buddy he knew he was
for this. Well next it was going to be a creature like an actual fucking death
truck. What do you mean it's still standing? Look at it! Look at it! Look at it!
It's gonna get us down to the end of the blood!
Bro, what's up?
Oh!
What?
Uh!
Uh!
What?
Bro!
God, keep it up!
That's serious.
Excuses the LX to seem un-excuses new.
He was never in the tripping, yeah.
At least try it.
WNL has stopped.
Bad.
He was hurt bad.
No, no, I can't, there's no way.
I don't know about that stoppage.
Me.
The driving was fantastic.
All credit to you.
Excuse me, Mr. LX.
Can I thank the US for this style of a car?
I thought that was a little sad.
Can I thank the US?
It was a little quick, but nothing.
Riley was waving, and he landed that beautiful body shot.
And there's a counter right hand over the top.
That was nice.
Well, it was a beautiful performance by Riley,
but I'd just like to see Kaikumaka have a chance to return.
He was heard for sure, but let's take a shot.
He was hurt!
And see if we agree.
There's a right hand, nasty right hand by Riley.
Oh.
Oh.
Right of hand.
Right of hand.
Oh.
Jerry Hadley had a real good eye on him nice upper cut there landed. Here's the right hand again. Ah, man
There's another knee another right hand another right hand
Yeah, see I don't agree with that. Yeah
Well, he was slipping and trying to roll with the punches, but he took some big damage
Shoot David on his face.
That was fine.
That was fine.
Shot from John Gass here as he changed levels.
Everybody have a look at him.
Don't look at him.
Don't look at him.
Give me level six.
Give me level six.
Don't look at him.
Don't look at him.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
What?
What?
Huge combination from John Gass!
What?
He's still breathing! What the fuck? He's breathing! Why are you stopping to fight?
So, atrium, yes, finds the knockout button tonight.
One of the biggest wings of the two F2 career comes against the former.
The snitchap comes out of the nose isn't what isn't that comes from it, but it comes from when it comes.
You need to believe what is your nose if you want to see yourself coming inside out of it.
Yes, I need it.
If you take one, if you start the atrium's domination, you are done.
look at down here
Cody shot a combination
Jesus!
the finish shot is another right hook
that would hit some right up and tip forward
and it would be absolved of my stuff
who is he fighting against?
Bro, who is he defending against?
Cody walks up to the side
you can see his eyes are calling J.A.
I mean, just go and watch this.
Jesus!
Oh my God!
Just throw your equilibrium all out of whack.
Yanez gets a massive finish.
And when you are atreant, Yanez, and you come in here as a near 5-1 favorite against the former champion.
Track it right hand from Steveson!
A return of Nathan Ellison.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yo
Yo, a fair little guy said the heart beat it. And he stopped it? Dude, I'm refunding my tickets, I can't.
He's built like a wrestler.
Gold medalist! Gold medalist!
Oh, dude, that's crazy
Jesus
I mean chat is awful
I mean, I look like a nice shit Riff lucky
My colleague
Yeah, a little short fight real mad about that
Yep
What a performance by Robert Woodard.
An excellent performance, but if he's going to stay in this weight class,
he's got to dial that weight in.
He's really efficient.
Now, half a game plan is how to beat him.
There's the first right hand that really wobbled him.
And we see the legs start wobbling here,
and here Robert comes in with the hammer.
Boom!
Oh!
And you see Krilloff steps back
And immediately recognize something very wrong with his jaw
Here it is over the top
Maybe the muscle tensed up some shit
Wait what?
I
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my goodness!
The rally of all rallies!
I was going to say, Green's going to survive the run!
Jesus!
At the buzzer!
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
The rally of all rallies.
I was going to say, Green's going to survive the run.
Jesus.
At the mother?
Yep.
I think you heard a bad, bad front-touch.
The body that hit with a punch to the body.
And McKinney was tired.
Yes.
McKinney after the gas started to finish.
He was going to hit the body.
Yes.
The kitty after the gas trying to finish him, and he got fired.
Wow.
That's got to feel good for King Green.
What a comeback.
What?
Oh, it's over.
I think it's over.
He's just left.
Kerry Hadley stops the fight.
Two seconds left.
Kerry Hadley stops the fight.
Play with it.
Then he just jumps on it.
Two seconds left.
Kerry Hadley stops the fight.
What a performance by King Green.
And it looks as though King Green...
Chad, shouldn't he block the back of his head like that?
Or the sides of it and not the top of it?
I mean, that is nasty. What a performance by King Green.
All right, here's a...
No, they can't hit the back of most of it anyway in the UFC.
We looked at it last time.
Last time, we had to investigate the rule book.
And apparently, in the UFC,
it's a lot smaller than boxing and other shit.
It is very little.
Italy is the back bottom parts like spy area at the bottom. Yeah
We got...
...Maintenance Wobble maintaining his spot for the top four.
A huge submission of Ronnie Cavanaugh babies!
What a fight. What a fight that was.
I mean, this is what I love about the flywings.
The cases...
He's a thing.
...the technique going...
Roboff is eventually...
Look at him hiding the handle.
There's nothing to fight to get out of the submission.
Massive victory.
I was just saying.
In the end of Beaver guard in the WM.
This is something you used to do.
And I think if you want to cover your larpher,
I think I said it last time.
Chad, there's a little thing you do.
Chad, if you push your chin into that part of his arm,
you can't break out of it.
I'm telling you, it does work.
It does work.
If you put the chin in between the two bones on the forearm,
Bro, yeah, how much that hurts?
Indiana fever guard in the WNBA,
Kate with Clarkson court enforcer handling the
Octagon card duties around one nice
of red, Chrissy and Brooklyn too.
Alright, watch where it is now.
Alright, watch where it is.
Um...
Anyway, that's about it. Anything else that's kind of cool?
How are you so unbelievably smart and good-looking it's like you know all before events even true true. I mean I mean my taste always early
Okay, all right, what else?
Alk 2000
5 years in the jungle, when are you gonna get your W1, Mr. Reggiebag?
Let it go, bro.
Let it go.
He's gonna keep hitting every vein he can.
He, someone was telling me that XCG was talking about the brothel shit.
Who gives a fuck, brother?
Can you not tell?
He feels slighted.
He feels fucked up about the decisions that he made in his life that caught...
What about the decision to shock the dog, you know?
What about the decision to enter that brothel, though?
I mean, these two decisions,
I mean, this is not something that I'm doing.
It's not something that I'm a part of.
I'm only kidding, only the spectator of his actions.
I mean, why is commenting on his decisions
something that's going back on to me?
That caused him, you know,
that caused him to isolate himself
from people that he was friends with, myself included,
and he wanted to get the bag.
It's okay.
He will always be recognized.
He will always be recognized as a legendary content creator
for a lot of young people, a lot of the Faze boys,
you know, they all fucking grew up watching XTC,
and he will forever sit around and,
is everything in his, power,
just be like, you know what, fuck us on.
It's nothing different than these group this group of fucking weirdos now to be fair to XQC
unlike these fucking losers he
He's just kind of a piece of shit
He's a shit. He's selfish. He doesn't care about other human beings
He's much nicer to people in person, but when the cameras are on he's a giant fucking asshole
Bro, what is brother saying and on top of that?
he's been you know pummeling and and pumping unlimited amounts of fucking
gambling content for a cryptocurrency that gave him a hundred million dollars
buddy ultimately it doesn't matter he's gonna watch this clip and milk it for a
week now yeah but again what do you know bro these clips bro these are
having almost every year I don't give a shit like like I don't go around calling
a word or I like I don't go all I use a piece of shit motherfucker like it's just
it's just yeah man is that different is that I don't care that much like it's
just an easy jab when you leave yourself wide open okay it's an easy
jab it's easy but it like you shut your dog and it's fucking obvious everybody
knows it and every single thing that he said he has changed it since the moment
that he said it so as an opportunity I took the jab why because it's so
easy for him to to heal himself from all of that but it's admitting atoning and
moving on well how is it hard to say guys I had some bullshit because I was
in hot waters and I kind of hated it okay and you know what I have a little
a little shocking thing. And you know what? That thing absolutely can shock, okay? At the very
end of it. And you know what? I don't do that anymore. I don't do that because I think it's
bullshit. And I was wrong. And I was uneducated about it. I don't really hurt the dog and it's
abuse. And I know better. And now the dog can do whatever. Like, it doesn't, it's not that hard.
So I don't know, I think, I don't know, I see him, and he's opening to take the jab, I mean, I don't think it, why not?
Any number of different people that fucking despise me?
I'm s-
What about the one where he pulled the dog backwards by its tail?
I mean, was he role-playing fucking Mario in March 64 with Bowser when he spins him around with the tail?
I mean, what's the justification behind that action?
Is he, is he playing a movie?
I mean-
Still here.
I miss the old juicer.
I'm sure there are plenty.
I don't even know.
I don't even know if they have
the old juicers in his community at this point.
He was crying last week that you are the reason
coworker wig doesn't invite him to events anymore.
Dog, AT&T is the reason why I don't get invited
to coworker wig events.
The fuck's he talking about? How do I have this level of-
What I mean?
Okay, okay, okay.
I wasn't crying about it.
I was doing explanation to those who wonder what.
And I think that that is absolutely valid.
And it's absolutely valid.
I mean it.
It's not the fa-
It's not Hassan's fault.
Right?
It's more-
It's more-
You know what? I'm gonna say this.
It's more Ludwig's fault.
But it's kind of a weird way to put it.
I don't I don't like being oh, because I'm a dumb. I'm a big into this. It's just odd to see love wig
Flip for no reason like I don't see it. I don't see it like it
Let's say I had to whatever fresher, right and some guy said
Some guy drank a beer on some shit like that, right?
He said, you know, by the way, I didn't do that, but it was none alcoholic
But I'm not gonna tell the world because whatever right like
But for him to acknowledge what it is and then to flip is odd, it's odd, I mean I think
it's absolutely odd.
It's, and if anybody has the proof, it's lug, and he still flips, I think it's odd.
The power and influence.
So am I mad the point that oh my god, I'm literally talking about getting burned down,
I'm like no, no, but I mean it.
But for him, yes, because Hassan is on the other side, is that makes sense?
So it's always the leverage that the other person can start putting on.
Do you think I would ever want to hold my friends in a position where you have to lie
for me otherwise?
Dude, fuck everybody over, don't invite these guys, don't invite these guys, because no,
I wouldn't do that shit.
One and a half years, wow.
No, no, I wouldn't, no, I didn't have proof of multiple events in the past that I don't
hold the grudges and people who don't do this shit. I mean, I don't even hold grudges and
people that I'm not I'm not gonna say by a guy who had the distance himself for me by
being like, he's my coworker, I wouldn't go to his funeral. I actually don't like the
guy.
The fuck again, none of that shit even makes sense. I'm not even at the event. Am I am
I capable of stopping Ludwig from from disinviting or uninviting ex you see how the fuck does
That word perhaps is because he's kind of an asshole and by that I'm not talking about oh my god
Bro, oh my god, how hard to understand that when you take hard stances about how you how your friends will react to your shit
Okay, the people that react the other way you make them an enemy for everybody that you've told
Like you sound like a crazy person. No, I don't I'm not crazy. Not crazy
It's creating sides. It's not taking a side. It's creating sides
That's the problem. When you create a side, right, then somebody has to take to take one and when they take your side
I mean the other side is one that loses and how does this understand it?
I'm talking about Loewick. I'm talking about XGC. He's an asshole who has for many many years when he was at the fucking tippy top of the game
greatly abused his his
prominence and his influence to mistreat people to treat people like shit
including people like Ludwig who was who Ludwig was incredible to him you know
I've opened my home to xgc2 but Ludwig literally fucking opened his entire
home not only is he super flaky and he bells on everything bro but look there's
there's been a lot of like behind the scenes help too and he just he's just
an asshole so what you see I was crazy once fucking asshole okay really all
All right, man, it's not worth the head.
Okay.
Imagine thinking, well, even after all the times
where I did bad as showing up and whatever, right?
After all of these things, right?
Lovely, we mean, we were still tight
and he still invited me to the shit.
Like, how does this understand?
Imagine thinking that it's me not showing up somewhere
that would, that broke the camel's back, whatever.
That's fucking delusional.
And the fact that he's trying to portray it as,
Oh yeah, it's all the times when he didn't show up
back in the days and all that makes him,
he doesn't invite him to play whatever game, whatever.
That's crazy.
Really, brother?
Also, is somebody who just hasn't thought very hard
about what terrorist actually means
or how to listen to them and just turn everybody in?
Buddy, check.
The last time I was still getting invited to shit
and I still spoke a little bit on a normal basis,
the last time I spoke a little bit about anything
was the moment that we were talking about the fucking Hassan dog collar shit.
OK, and he had admitted to me that we were on the same thinking field at that
point with all the data and also didn't that has been not presented to the public
that no one knows about and I'm not I'm not going to leak any of that because
that's so private, right?
But if anybody knows what the fuck is
Ludwig knows absolutely for a fact, what the fuck, and the reality is, is that he flipped
even though he had the one piece of permission that nobody else has, and that to me that's
fucking insane, that that's insane, I mean, buddy, like, lock in.
Interest of those in power as much as yeah
this
What cloud hungry cloud desperate for cloud that's it
Lincoln have with some of the worst motherfuckers out there, so I don't I don't really give a shit if he calls me a dog shocker
X was also trying to poison the another dog shocker. You're the dog Zeus. Okay, buddy, buddy. You're the fucking you're the Zeus
You're the master of alightning it, buddy.
Like, you're not just a shocker.
Like, the fact that he's still hiding it is fucking abysmal.
Like, I don't know how, bro, I wouldn't be able to fucking sip at night.
Like, I hate it when Chen doesn't know about some shit.
Like, the most mundane shit.
Like, it annoys me.
I'm not gonna say why.
Because all I want is to come to cake in the very beginning.
Put it on a porch, I can't take off for them in the mountain.
He didn't like it, obviously.
Because you're not worth that much.
I'm not into no gambling.
And...
No, I'm not.
I'm not bad.
You're about to spuck that kick is working.
Hassan, how could you talk about kick communities
and kick creators being the toxic and the cancer?
Bro, what you preach to your community,
they're brainwashed by you, bro.
You live in a $5 million house.
You buy nice clothes, you buy designer, you buy jewelry,
you buy everything you want to do.
You never donate to anything that you preach
and all this stuff.
I mean, you contradict yourself every time.
You're a terrorist.
You don't even like America.
He doesn't, he doesn't, Chad.
He really, really doesn't.
I'm just being real. He doesn't. Okay. Now, here's what I will say as well. He knows kicks working chat. He wishes he took that bag at the very beginning. He knows kicks. He knows that kick is working. And there's a no kick is working and it's going to win.
check
um
yeah anyway
the shiny reikweiser is a one-time thing
once it is gone
poof, it is gone forever
never returning again
clow hungry
clow
exe she was talking about the brothel shit
who gives a fuck
bruh the bag
he's just kind of a piece of shit
he's piece of shit
So they stopped inviting you, but he did shock T hat dog for sure
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're you're right. They're like
Loving them but inviting to live events anymore. I get that that doesn't make sense
Me and even talk about in in in life with me and him, okay
The day of that we spoke about the kind of shit, okay?
The day of the cash it I
Made a plea doesn't yo, isn't it? I will go bald and you let me do an event and then I'll show up
I said, if I don't show up, and he was like, okay,
and I said, I'm doing an event, I'll invite you then.
He said, he said, and clearly something happened,
I don't know what, but the next day,
showed up and says, guys, the shock all that I think,
actually, wasn't true, it wasn't true,
and actually he didn't shock the dog,
and then everything happened, and then everything went cold.
Oh, oh, now it's all that's put something in the past
and that's coming into play, fuck off.
Fuck off, roll up the boss call, roll up the boss call,
and went jelly wig on it for no reason.
I wish you'd put a shock collar on me, Zaddy.
Our AI is still learning,
so this interaction will be recorded by Presto.
Would you like to try our triple western
bacon cheeseburger?
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
What can I make fresh for you today?
I'm gonna need a fake ace-n-out, nigga.
No turn-downs, extra smoke, nigga.
What's the deal?
One moment please. Let me get someone to help you.
Okay, by the way, by the way, I promise I'll make it that I wouldn't, I wouldn't screenshot
it, and I wouldn't fuck in it, whatever, okay? I promise I'm not a person that I wouldn't,
I'm not, okay?
I didn't, oh, last thing, last one.
I didn't, I didn't, okay?
I don't.
you
you
you
you
you
I kill somebody.
Yeah, Eagle, I would qualify this as extremely dangerous driving.
He's coming up to Lakeview and westbound on Lakeview toward Altnight.
Eagle, yes, S.A.R. is revising, they have a balance.
Car's wrecking service.
Through 8th Avenue, northwest.
Subtract one of those on Lakeview, it's that motorcycle.
Oh my gosh, yes.
We gotta get a stick ahead of this guy, he's gonna kill someone.
Yep.
Got it.
All right, he's over the wrong side of the road coming up to West Bay on Clearwater Largo.
He's got a red light.
All right, he ran the red light. I think he just signaled forward into this van.
He's now east, westbound on West Bay.
Signaled forward?
I think the driver door keeps going open. It is. It's going up and open.
He's bobbing and weaving through traffic. He's on the brakes up on the sidewalk now.
The back of the car.
He did it back off. It's an extremely dangerous vehicle.
So now drop at the uh, the musty system, you know what I'm saying?
Alright, passing Bluffview Drive and Harborview Lane.
So he's committed towards the beach.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
All right, he's on the bridge committed to the...
Play with the ascending of the water?
...the Teller Causeway.
Get out of the way, please.
Call for your D.Eagle.
You don't know what to place on the platform.
Uh, no, nobody's...
Why'd you do that?
He's extremely dangerous. Just ran the red light at Gulf, South, down Gulf Boulevard.
I'm pretty much having North, down Gulf Boulevard.
Down Gulf!
Down Gulf Boulevard, but he can't get enough.
He almost ran over a motorcyclist and has almost caused about six signal wars or more.
Alright, wrong side of the road around that deputy. Still continuing high-ready speed.
I mean, he does it.
Alright, continuing south.
Wait, is she getting past my civilian or is that a copper?
Alright, continuing south, past 24.
He's in the median, high-rated speed.
All right, slowing down at 18.
I'm a crazy motherfucker.
Get a bail at 18.
Oh, no.
What?
He's coming to car jack at Corvett.
Blackmail, blue shirt, blue shirt.
Dude, fuck that.
He's coming to car jack.
Um, did you have a gun?
Like a Corvett.
Fucking blackmail, blue shirt, blue shirt.
But he send it.
Oh, he has it.
There you go.
Can you get up there?
Oh, OK, go on.
Yeah, no god, no god.
I mean, nobody's allowed to put opportunities here, like what?
Oh!
southbound high rate of speed coming up to 5th
just ran the red light at 5th this guy has no regard for anybody else on the road
on the pedestrian path just in front of crappy bills 4th
4th avenue out of the car running southbound he's trying to carjack another
Mustang a black Mustang but there's a passenger what the fuck
Also, the car's broken, man!
What kind of thing is that?
Alright, he just carjacked this Mustang.
Alright, try and carjack the Black Mustang 421.
He's been up.
I'm almost there.
Taking off in a Black convertible Mustang.
Southbound on Gulf Boulevard.
Alright, can anybody get this?
We're having a gas too.
Yeah, I mean...
Oh shit, but it's...
Oh, hell no!
Yeah, you go on call for ya, 2nd Avenue, going the wrong way on the 1-way street on 1st
Street.
He's fish tailing, he doesn't have that tire.
for you second Avenue going the wrong way on the one-way street on 1st Street
he's fishtailing he doesn't have that tire
all right coming back out to golf and southbound on golf
on the side wall I think I think he just sidesuit two more cars on the
We've got a few trucks down here.
Dude!
Guys, please give me the radio.
Yeah, he's on the bike path on the wrong side of the road, back over the right side of the road, southbound.
Tower back at 5,000 yards.
Lane 21, car 48, permission to the runway?
Yeah.
2-4, 10-4.
Oh, I'm getting speed, buddy.
Oh! Oh!
Yeah, this is gonna be a good weekend.
What is that?
Bagging! Boom!
Boom!
Still southbound, he's all over the road.
All right, just hit the marine unit.
Now, he's fish tailing.
And...
He's hitting the southbound.
Check it out, now we have to go see.
All right, just sideswipe to another car.
I'm not sure if those are cruisers.
Still southbound.
Higher to speed.
Higher to speed.
And...
It's over on the right lane after traffic.
It's still 3 stars, 4 stars is very rare.
Oh, oh!
Fuck!
Okay, just stop just this is just that's awful
Yo chat a couple like this is either fired forever or back in back in day one school
Like day one where you start with a very scratch and you have to go to the airport and fucking
You know like like one of those like you know and do all the courses again
Some empty doubt
All right, he just signal forward.
He's always late to hit the fence.
He's down to 1-9-9-2-5.
Go full of art, he's on the south side.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
He just signal forward.
The biker!
The swother!
Wait, is this... I thought it was a biker!
Oh hell no!
He's on the south side of the building, driving to the east.
He's around the back now, driving north.
Alright, just hit the fence, going through another fence to the next property to the
north.
Alright, he's out of the vehicle.
I think he's running northbound.
Alright, he's out of the vehicle. I think he's running northbound.
Yes, sir!
Alright, he's northbound in the mangroves behind the next property to the north.
Okay, John, come on the beach. You guys come over here. That f***er does not go that way.
Alright, he's heading kind of northeast through the mangroves.
at the edge of the water
Make sure the IEMS is coming for this wreck over here
Yeah, take a 3, take a 3
Oh no, where's the wreck?
I got it
Yeah, go inside right now
And get the MS rolling for the wreck
I know there's some civilians involved
He's in the water, he's swimming eastbound
I got less, I got less
I got less, I got less
Swim him, swim him
He's the only dog
Yeah, but why is he less of the guy in front? It's not Lepo. I don't get it. The guy's name is Drawner.
Alright, we've got deputies challenging from the dock.
Hey, go!
Hey, hey, where's your hand? Where's your hand?
Hey, where's your hand? Walk over that way, now!
What? What?
What a tweaker!
Okay.
What's this?
A net?
A fucking net? Is he gonna catch us a bug?
Eagle, if there's one of the marine units that's available with one of the smaller boats, it looks like it's probably shallower up here.
Maybe waist deep.
You got your marine unit coming? I don't know, I think I was in the water.
Yeah, they're coming.
Look.
Guys, he's cautioned. Looks like he's got his hand down his pants.
I don't know if he's holding up his pants or he's trying to hold something in him.
No bro, no matter where you go, you're done. So just stop.
He wants to bug me. We got both of them. So you stop.
Just give it up. Just think a little while you can stop us.
What? Why don't I just last on him like a cowboy?
There you go.
You got that T-51.
Trying to get your angle. Yeah, I know what he's doing in the stands.
I got clean charges. Come on, wait there and see if you guys got clean charges. Well, it's in three. We got two card backings.
Yeah.
Three call over.
Adolphe's gonna get you, man.
Adolphe.
Adolphe.
Really? Really, dude? Really?
He's coming.
He's coming.
Okay.
He's right back.
What the fuck is he doing?
Washed out in the sun, all right?
Bones on the back, I think if you break me down out to the east.
There we go.
Hey, Tommy.
I'm gonna drag you up on that boat anyway.
Hey, where's he going?
Hey, he's right there.
Oh, come here!
Oh, come here!
Oh, come here!
Oh, come here!
Oh, come here!
What the fuck are they doing?
Yeah!
I mean just so it's on the end I mean
I hope
make sure his hands don't pop back up
I hope
He's trying to pull up his pants or reach for something
He definitely has some white hands or a propolyte, but he still has it in his local hands
Like what? Like a bomb?
Alright, back to the pool is there?
Alright, we knew it's a guy on the boat, they're going 10-15.
There's an animal in the jet wash, in the engine or the boat, yeah.
Sheriff's office has been chasing this guy, we just arrested him.
Like, this is happening on the radio right now. He carjacked three cars.
I'm assuming it's probably the guy who hit you because he's driving erratically, right?
Yeah.
Wow, I got...
Alright, thank you for the intervention in it.
I don't know how they're gonna work your restriction right now, but, you know, obviously, we got it, so...
Oh, good.
Yeah, he's fighting with them.
More people don't go far.
I told my girlfriend, I just lucky,
he didn't hit her head out.
Grass, I don't even think she would have hit,
took this off.
OH!
Here he is.
Get down on his head.
Get down.
He's on this?
Oh yes.
Yes.
This guy was running from us.
I wandered because we needed to take that down here.
Oh.
Oh.
He's in the water right now.
They just scooped him up in the water.
No.
I thought to myself, don't even attempt to chase it, because we're not going to catch this guy.
No.
Why?
I thought, like, come back.
Thanks, people.
Thanks, people.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
He's gonna begin a lot of trouble.
Yay!
That is your great job.
Thanks. Good job by you guys, too.
The suspect, identified as Kenneth Lundford,
also known as Keke,
was transported to St. Petersburg General
for medical treatment.
According to the incident report,
Kenneth vomited several times while waiting for EMS
and admitted to swallowing delusions.
The suspect, identified as Kenneth Lundford,
also known as Keke,
was transported to St. Petersburg General
DMS and admitted to swallowing Dilaudid. Oh, he's morphine
multiple times stronger than morphine while undergoing treatment deputies searched his hotel room
Which he checked into using his real name and discovered 393 grams of marijuana
213 grams of THC oil and 78 grams of an underexposed
Substances suggesting that the powder was likely baking soda frequently used as a lookalike in illicit drug transactions
Kenneth's bond was set at $10,000 and he was charged with two counts of car
Carjacking attempted
Carjacking felony fleeing and eluding resisting an officer with violence robbery by sudden snatching leaving the scene of a crash involving injuries
As well as battery on a law enforcement officer and 29 separate traffic violations including DUI and leaving this okay
But what if this guy actually had the money to use scammer the scammers upon you put on maybe he had the money
What if this guy had actually had the money he had some sort of girl pick it up from this from this drawer
10k bang out see ya scene of a crash he originally pleaded not guilty but
later entered a plea agreement where he pleaded guilty to most of the felony
charges in exchange for the state dropping several misdemeanor charges and
the felony charge how can somebody okay yeah chat from a financial standpoint
you're a bank again somebody makes 5k a month again and wants a loan for a
house for like fucking a fucking okay oh yeah sure what about this guy though
10k bail and he caused like 500k worth of damage to the roads, to the infrastructure,
and the taxpayer money, 500,000 dollars, and he gets up for 10,000 dollars.
It doesn't make sense just from purely financial standpoints.
It doesn't make sense.
A battery on a law enforcement officer.
He received the maximum penalty of 14 years for carjacking, attempted carjacking, and
fleeing and eluding.
He also received five years for resisting an officer with violence, robbery by sudden
snatching and leaving the scene.
10 and million dollars. 10 billion dollars. I'm gonna shit.
Infinite. Well, in most of the world they scam them. What? Finish it.
Attempted carjacking and fleeing and eluding. He also received five years for resisting an officer with violence. Robbery by sudden snatching and leaving the scene of a crash involving injury.
He was also ordered to pay almost $20,000 in restitution and his driver's license was suspended.
He is currently serving his time at Florida State Prison and is expected to be released in 2036.
Wait, is that who you are? I forgot, I said it like an L and a half, no?
That's the worst thing ever.
That's a big-
The ants, man!
That is not a kitten.
Wait.
Deputies head into the Colorado wilderness after a mountain lion fatally attacks a woman on a remote hiking trail.
But the recovery mission becomes far more dangerous when they realize the predator isn't ready to leave its kill behind.
I think he's been watching us the whole day in Zang.
Yep.
Like, I'm just letting you know that thing is still hunting.
The cat does have a death penalty coming.
The following is based on official police records
released to date, and the footage has never
been seen before until now.
On New Year's Day, 2026, two hikers in the Crozier
mountain area alerted local authorities
after witnessing a mountain lion dragging a woman's body
off the trail.
Oh, hell no.
Hello.
Yo, I'm sorry, I thought it was you guys.
How are we doing?
Good.
OK.
Two RPs, called Mayors.
And so where's she at?
We're going to find out.
We're going to find out out there.
About 100 yards.
So we were walking, and I looked up,
and I thought it was somebody's dog.
And then I thought, that's weird.
But then I saw there was a large phone on the train.
He's in an issue.
He checked some of the options.
Yeah, she's home.
You are a physician.
The woman is later identified as 46-year-old Kristen Marie
Kovac an ultra marathon runner avid hiker and certified medical assistant
What do you what do you do as a physician?
What do you think you can sit like that call her time of death at 12 40 p.m.
But bringing Kristen's body down from the mountain won't be easy and there are many dangers still lurking
And you guys said you could still see the cat
It was trying to drag her away. Okay
Have you seen which direction the cat went?
in a way, it's priced will be in the area. So, um, yeah, we were like making a lot of
money. Cougars or Puma's. Mountain lions are a lucid predators and generally avoid people
whenever jet this guy says it's stared down the puff up and stay still is that
true jet I feel the video that they go little what are not possible but they're
also known to return to their kills over the course of several like what is the
actual scientific the lion's lingering presence is not unexpected for
deputies still hiking to the scene this only raises the stakes it is half one
person it could attack another one. It doesn't usually mean good things about the health of the cat.
I'm just going to guess that this cat vetted down somewhere within a mile of this.
Just like, unless it's rabid. It was rabid and who knows. I mean the nice thing is that these
are thin trees, like these are not prime trees to that a cat would want to be upped in, I don't think.
Let me throw rocks at him.
Hey.
have you heard him out my and scream but have you heard him out my and call
scream I've heard him call for their young my analogy is it's almost sounds
like birds around you if you think I'm Mr. Cowan I'm watching you that's why I
just like the person watching you from capable of sprinting up to 50 miles per
hour a mountain lion can cover the length of a football field in about five
seconds, and as deputies move deeper into the trail to observe the body, they're now
entering terrain where even a few seconds of warning may not be enough.
Three!
Adam, Adam, we all have you all.
You hear that?
Three cats?
Three cats.
Cool.
According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, anyone who encounters a mountain lion should
make themselves appear larger and more aggressive.
That means opening a jacket, raising both arms, and throwing rocks, branches, or anything
within reach without turning away. But given the deputy's observations, it's likely the
victim had little time to react.
So it looks like a jump from there, hit here.
That's just on my one hit.
What about a device that you could buy that would do a noise and they don't like those
devices?
Click it, click it.
Probably. Maybe there. And there it's in. They can't take off its lock.
Probably one just from right here. I could see that.
Coming downhill and so it spun, took her down right there and then...
That makes sense. And giving her head position. I'm guessing real good neck.
yeah the deputy notes multiple injuries on christin's body including a broken nose
and deep lacerations to her face her puncture wounds on her neck and jawline where bruising has
already begun to turn the skin purple deputies will later inform her parents of the devastating
loss of her body but their first priority is hunting and euthanizing the lion that took her
life. Before they can even begin a search, they realize they're already being watched.
Part 6, I got eyes on the lion, northeast of the body, it's just bedded down.
Hold up there! You see it right in between the trees?
Where we at? Straight from my arm here. Bedded down almost looks like a rock. Okay.
Okay, okay, one part sixties, probably only thirty-thirty meters from you.
You're nine o'clock.
Okay, to my right or left?
To your left, you're nine o'clock.
I've got eyes on twenty-five meters out of the encodes, I think I can dispatch it.
Yep, see it.
As the gunshot rings out, the cat can be seen fleeing through the trees and vanishing uphill.
They quickly head to its hiding space and see no blood or any evidence that the shot hit.
Hey guys, just so we're on the same page I know we all saw it, that's a big cat. That is not a kitten.
Okay.
I thought he would load in a slug, you know?
Is that a slug?
Investigators will want to rule out whether diseases, particularly rabies, played any
role in the fight against the...
Why shooting?
I think they have to.
There's like some significance like some maybe some rabies or whatever. I thought I would stop the
When you once I saw it all it's the law staring at you and it kept getting
It kept shifting its position to watch yeah, and I saw where you were and I'm like that thing is close. Yeah
Yeah, that's probably the biggest one I've ever seen
Colorado Parks and Wildlife informs the deputies that a specialized team trained on hunting
and euthanized.
Oh, it also learned that humans equals food and they're more likely to do it again, maybe
less.
But they're driving shortly.
For now, their mission is to guard Kristen's body until a team can safely extract her.
As they stand by, they remain on edge.
I think he's been watching us the whole time.
Yep.
Like, I'm just letting you know that thing is still hunting.
The cat does have a death penalty coming.
The team arrives and safely evacuates Kristen's body from the mountain by helicopter.
Her death marks Colorado's first fatal mountain lion attack in more than 25 years.
Yes, I thought for a minute this was a prank call just because how the notes started.
I'm like this isn't real.
Even in the dispatch notes it said mountain lion attack, question mark?
Because fatal mountain lion attacks are so rare.
of the tragedy begins spreading quickly. As social media posts and local reports circulate,
authorities grow concerned that Kristen's family will learn of her death before they
can be notified in person. A deputy and chaplain arrive at their home, hoping they aren't already
too late.
Hi, sir.
I'm Dr. Wells with the Lumber Finish Sheriff's Office.
No.
Uh, I'm not going to start that.
I just get those.
I just get those.
I see everybody's skip.
the manner of death was ruled an accident. Her obituary states that she passed away while doing what she loved most.
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Um, well, this is unlucky. Just unfortunate and lucky. Um, all right.
Well, I have been waiting for Tyler to play 5-0, so.
50 months ago.
What is that?
This is the iwu international trade market in China with 75,000 stores spread
out over 1,500 interesting if the world's largest wholesale market if you've ever
bought anything on Timu or Xi'an there's a good chance it came from here but the
price of all these goods might be going up after President Trump suspended a
trade exemption that a turbocharged Chinese e-commerce platforms a little
No loopholes have fueled a boom in low-cost Chinese goods making their way from Yiwu to the US
You get funding for your US election campaign?
A Trump's new tariffs may put an end to that
Here's why this market the center point of global wholesale trade has found itself in the US government's crosshairs
The bizarre strategically located near China's east coast close to huge ports in Shanghai and Ningbo
It's just an easy trade to the
Rejecting yeah, that's not very at Thomas platforms like team. We'll eat you smog
I blocked the EU to source cheap products in bulk and sell them
And yeah, I mean
Any cool
impossible. How is Tony able to fit enough nanobots in that chest area to cover his entire
body? After doing some quick calculations, a 5'9 adult has a surface area of around
21 square feet. If we assume the armor is 5 millimeters thick, this would mean you would
need a 2.6 gallon chest reactor to fit all the nanobots. Yeah, but who said it was that
that much millimeters though? Does that make sense? I'm going to quit your job right now.
now yes I like 5,000 what you got you got cash up oh yeah yeah I keep pushing
those cards fuck nigga fuck why don't you thought today was your lucky day I
ain't mr. Beast nigga puts them cards back to work is alright I must have quit
your job right now Jack's clearly made up thing like what you're agreeing with me
that this is a ripped off corner piece of notepad
In ink, in handwritten ink, it just says press or whatever.
Is that what this says?
No, that's a- that's a-
Is this- is that what this says?
I- I'm not-
Read- read that morning.
I'm gonna put it on your camera.
I put it on my camera.
Just read to me what you are-
Okay, I'll start, okay, I'll start reading.
This official press pass-
You're agreeing with me that this is
a ripped off corner piece of notepad?
No, that's a-
In ink, in handwritten ink-
I don't get it.
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Interesting, uh, not true.
Anyway.
Uh, paint.
That paint wings is exciting close.
X2C, what color is it?
What the fuck?
Oh, wait, wait!
They can catch up now!
Nice!
Oh, wait, wait! They can catch up now! Nice!
Yeah, blue ones, it's already over.
Have a nice evening, Q.
You guys pre-watch it, it's boring.
You guys pre-watch it, it's boring, it's like it.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Interesting clip.
So
I don't even know how hard she tries.
Keep that in mind.
I'm the finest, right?
She was slain and pre-tied.
Oh, oh, oh, bye.
Interesting.
There's a valuable thing.
Watch it, block, rise.
Um, rigged pepega.
Interesting.
Rigged?
Rigged pepega.
Is it chat?
Chat.
Rigged pepega?
Or rigged copa?
People are saying balta.
Rigged pepega?
Rigged copa.
It's balta.
Cup
It's Balter
Thank you, I could have said this. I think I could have gave
Yeah, this is bullshit
They go to the same spot every day?
Where are the strats?
Well, the fish go down the river,
and you're like, guys, over there is fucked.
You die.
Don't go up there.
They can't.
Well, they talk one another.
Oh, because the ones that know are dead, wait.
The only ones that know, they get classed.
Dude, that's actually awful.
Interesting.
So what about the eagle?
Yeah, I ain't gonna eat my food, right?
Yo, in two years, I'm killing myself.
Okay, okay, okay.
Years.
That's how they get to bigger bodies of water, but they all go the same direction.
How old are you?
26, 27, 27 next month.
Okay, if you're gonna find somebody in 27, get married within two years.
There's no way.
Bro, one year, one year, bro.
Okay, you're gonna get a girlfriend. That's like not that's like a
Twitch you're right. No
Like the thing is I think it's kind of scary if you like like I know it's there for you because you're my Mikaela like on
Online right? I think it's kind of scary. No, no, no, no, he didn't meet her online
He met her when she's sniping so she was if you were one
So if he says, oh no, don't do it to me who watches this show or whatever.
No, she was watching the stream, she sniked, and he's not meeting online.
Meeting in a Tyler 1 lobby for starters.
So, you're all good, man.
You better not ask.
I'm average for more years.
I'm average for more years.
I'm average for more years.
Okay, thanks for that, Rob.
We do that, man.
I'm just making sure that we are all the people that we need.
Okay, anyway, regardless, you have to fight them online.
No, bro.
Like if they know you beforehand, like, I feel like that's weird.
Like there's nothing special.
Like they know everything about me, but I don't know anything about them.
That's scary.
So where are you going to be tonight?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, local bar.
I still have those like, like five to us.
Tyler says the GTARP girl by the way.
Listen, I saw one of those like Disney dreams.
I go outside, go to a coffee shop.
I, I, I end up like passing by a girl's table, drop her coffee.
And I just look up and I was like, oh, I'm dying.
You know, you know, you know, just raising your head.
And it's just like the beautiful girl.
And I just meet her there in a coffee shop.
Yeah, but what if she finds you ugly though?
Impossible.
Yeah, yeah.
Impossible.
Like, I'm just saying, you're looking to like,
it's too big of a risk.
Like, that's the thing.
Metamagnes, not happening.
It's not happening.
Like, you need to do that.
Show me what would like for like girlfriends.
He's kind of we need a license to study you just woke up. You shouldn't be like true true
Bro true true. I don't know how we got here. I'm sorry
Yeah, the coffee shop coffee shop is the type
No, you need to go to like your friends weddings and she like that that that's where the girls are at
Like right like at weddings with all the hot chicks are at sort of
Yeah
What's happening you thought of the last thing they could be and you having a blast
Okay, it was hard to it was hard to tell whether we were good or not because it's for some reason
The language he was up against were fed every game
So the problem that we have is that we had a very fit opponent and then we didn't know what was the problem because they were like like
Thanos so well, I want to play a fun little game guys
I'm gonna topper some shit actually carry or something
I can play mid lane now. I'm actually not bad. I'm not a job Pete. I like you know that
You know my skin play I'm actually it's really OP right now. It's a good broken
But wait, so if if you if you if you want you want to play top lane
Maybe play a game. They try get peekaboo peekaboo. Is that anything?
I said as well. He said sure. He's even you when you get play he's a gym player
Hey
Are they dying arms tonight?
Imagine that like wait X imagine you walking to a coffee shop the time's my girl's table
You actually spilled the coffee. She looks up at you, you know, okay?
Let's be honest the couple drops. There's a real reaction a couple drops Jesus. What the fuck man?
Then you look up and you look up and you look up and you look up and she does she falls over
She falls over. I'm not interested. Yeah
That's what never happened
They don't do that
Said oh, it's okay. It's okay
64 months
I mean the worst is no
I'm just at a moment in my life right now. I'm depressed.
Jesus, man. Listen, you can't, listen, in order to get the best
if they be at your best, because the reality is you don't want to be the one
that siphons the soul out of somebody. You want to either breathe life
or to coexist at your peak. You know what I mean? Because if you're down,
you're not ready. But I'm grinding.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, but I feel like if you're just like,
But I feel like if you're just like streaming streaming streaming, there's no time to like go to the gym
I feel that it takes too long to go to the gym. They just fucking out of an open and fucking
Take a take a walk at the end of your day, you know
I mean like that don't increase your happiness like by tenfold or do some crack or some shit cocaine, whatever
Yeah
I think I've been playing games. I've been doing like you. I'm grinding too happy today
Well, I what I want is I
Want to be winning if you when you win it's hard to be to be unhappy when you win
Wait, wait, what?
It's hard to be unhappy when all you is win. You just win more games
Wait, it's not why Tyler's always miserable when he plays
I
It's good then I suck the hours and on back
Yeah
I just got the buzz for my
No, it's like it's cuz I have this three-year-old pre-workout that expired like two and a half years ago, and I saw
Actually, I
Okay, what do you mean that shit I use that for ten years. No, sorry stores being revamped. Has anybody had like complaints about that?
Nope, not a single person ever. I mean
You know, I put blood rush and I fucking have a third leg growing like I got
extra fucking dick bigger here. He's right. So
You know, actually it's different and I think it's probably gonna kill you. That's actually right. Wait, is that why?
It's wrong. I think it's your supposed to
With that bad it's the lead build up and it often is in terms of the rust
Does it it's a lot of people are giving you like a kidney stones shit it cut if you don't check in the party
But it's cuz like I'll put like a little particle of it
Like I'm not kidding you a little particle of it on my fingernail
And it gives me more of a head than a full scoop of like 300 milligram caffeine
It's actually like really fucked up. Did you a hit buddy?
I used to take G feel scooped raw like I think raw scoops that shit hits like fucking straight
to the face. Bro, it makes you make your skull feel numb.
Wait, did you do that? I feel like in like 2017, 2016 when G Fuel was popular, I did that
all the time on stream actually. Drive school that shit? Yeah, I ate it bro.
You still still think? I don't think so anymore.
Wait, what if you made one called T Fuel? Don't start bro. I just woke up, I can't
fuck you so do you still do you still sell that pre-workout shit
what month level that's calling shit man I'm not saying this shit it's like a
saying like do you still sell that shit like that shit was good you know you
know I never fucking large things I'm never I've never tried I'm just asking
Do you still sell it?
No, I said.
How you doing, Mike guys?
I got sued.
He got sued.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, no.
Because the thing is, there are eight different topologies in the Missouri area, where there
are kids growing up without parents, because the parents would take blood rush, and then
they'd just start a heart attack.
Okay, okay.
You can't say that, actually.
Okay.
End here.
Not giving you a heart attack, guys.
That was bullshit.
Okay.
Bullshit, okay, well it's gonna be the fifth. It's moxie. I think right
Well from it
Moxie I wasn't a fan of it, but he you know, I see well, what's the drama? What's the drama?
Is it given a what?
That's a moxie
Stop hello
I
See hello, yeah, you just like a lot
Yeah, it's good
Yeah, well, what up what up guys what up?
Take this shit seriously
I had the challenger, okay
Don't disrespect me like that!
Wait, that was like 7 years ago and I interviewed Challenger.
Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? I was 940LP.
Alright? So, wait, you know the craziest thing is 940LP would barely even get you masters nowadays because I'm a lot better than you.
Okay, and all your other roles except for that one character, you are literally logo-ed. Let's fuck off.
Dude, excuse me, are you fucking retarded?
Literally logo-ed.
Dumbass! I said it in a way that I was criticizing rent inflation!
I'm not bad, I'm not bad.
I'm not bad, I'm not bad, I don't make sense here, I'm not bad.
You get his ass, actually, I'll seriously, don't let him disrespect your boys, dude.
That's why you're a real one.
Yeah, not real.
Okay, is everybody online?
Yeah, nobody.
Yeah, nobody.
Yeah, I'm good.
Um...
Where's one of the roles?
Me?
Uh...
Wait...
Is this your tag?
Uh...
Yeah, wait...
Thank you
Yeah, wait, let's go for us. Okay, so I'll be jungle. What else do you guys want?
Well, what a box you play
ADC I can play it all except jungle. They just say Jason the lean
No, I don't remember what I said. I said car this. No, it's not X you see, okay
I was what's your name?
Uh, I'll type it in the chat.
No, this guy's on a new account every two weeks.
Bro, I just can't be honest.
My account's fucked, actually.
Bro, I can't be bothered about it.
I just quit the role again.
I quit it.
I can't.
It's horrible.
They should enforce a zero tolerance policy
for smirking it.
Like, you should only be able to have one account.
I think that, I think rights to,
Like I think the matchmaking and LP answer to fucked up right now. Yeah, my kind is completely first and there's nothing I can do
What occurs?
I'll explain why and I'm are this season this fuck it's because everyone is based on plus 30 minus 30, right?
The more games you win the more of a chance you have to get ages, right?
So because LP cut-offs are super high you need to play a ton of games to get to GM or Chow, right?
This means that you're gonna get a lot of ages which in turn reduces your MMR.
So let's say you're 800 and you're like plus 27 minus 33, your MMR is actually 400 LP.
So every single game you're playing with the most dejected disgusting players and there's nothing you can do because if you go new account
The same process is gonna happen. It's gonna be perm repeating cycle and if you stay on your
I would go wait. Oh wait. Did you guys win last time alone? Yeah, I would go I was cooking support. I was cooking hard
One and two
Yeah
Wait, no, but didn't we win the game or it was how long supporting them?
Yeah, it was one right you're on the ADC axe. No, I never see it. I was a modelist. Oh, you played in math
wait why did you lose? why did you lose? no i was not on the list now
it's fate, it didn't answer him
yo is this clash? no it's 3-5
yeah i saw it on dementia
shit okay
wait how did you guys lose last time though?
wait we can't talk about it on stream
okay
no
no
it was not because of that
no it's because Tyler was grieving
Tyler was griffing
I was actually trolling, I was actually trolling
Tyler, I'm not going to lie
You kept picking on Kadeev asking him questions
Like it was Bob Corb reading
What's that bro? I asked him
Like XQC
No you asked
Like one thing was
Yo, how'd that guy die
I hit him, I was like no you didn't
Hit him, just did it, hit him
He was like no I hit him, no you didn't
Okay so
I need to get my food.
The answers are eating it.
Explain the question when you ask him, why do you build motorobahn in the first item?
Why'd you ask him that?
We got one in response!
Yeah, but why did you want to respond?
I just said he's a player.
And it actually seems to say that he needs to get his food, there's ants.
Yeah, he said there are ants eating it.
Yo guys, I haven't played this game since I got Challenger by the way.
with that out there
wait wait you mean like not a single game
maybe like two matches
wait when did you hit challenger again?
two years ago
no it was like four years ago or something
i was like two years ago
oh my god
oh you got it two years ago
let me look it up
season twenty twenty two
Uh, yo, uh Tyler trade. I need uh, I need a why don't they get
Why don't they give you the jacket anymore? Why don't they give challenge your jackets anymore? What about that?
I don't know actually
But wait jungle should always get lost pick. That's the truth
That is not true walking your shitty heck around your shitty
You're just that is true. Yeah, it's not lame
Guys, no, I'm telling you like jungle should always get lost pick because that is not true
Yes, because when you counterpick jungle you play for objectives and team fights
Jack I have a picture Cheney or some
Not this tree tree, please chicken
I'm being serious. I cannot pick this early. Well, okay. Well you play hecrimoniac. I play everything
I can play I can play not you play one champion
Okay, we lose bottom is your fault
I'm thinking I'm thinking said it was a dream and so you're gonna go on
What
You don't know.
Sit to your Annie.
Sit to your Annie.
We only know you gotta play Annie.
You played Annie only to Challenger.
Oh, I had LeBlanc with my second most player
to play with Sandra.
Two games.
Two games on LeBlanc.
Oh!
I played it really out.
No.
Yo Hamza, how'd your top lane challenge go?
I don't know what you're doing about last night.
We're not gonna talk about that.
Quit at Masters.
What?
What?
Why?
You're too rough.
Yo, they could have played against
the top lane challenger like us on Tyler.
No, he got about it, bro.
It's boring.
You play against a mouth like a hymer top lane like it's just put me to sleep
Hymer players have killed the game skill. They don't got the skill
So it's kind of embarrassing to start a challenge
Why did you go to one tree five months?
I can play any champion in the game. It's fine. Like I'm multi-talented
I don't think it started a conversation right as you lost it into the fucking
trying to break like did you even hear what I was saying or no no I think so
out nice so I got away with it okay we're good what they're bad knowledge why
what the fuck did you just say they're bad knowledge for what reason
they're like blitz or something or i'm a mover wait x what do you play everything
oh that us we got dr zahi walking oh oh oh my god okay on um leona blitz
I
No, I know no no no
Inspiration
Just like to put it out there my order is a three-way flex maybe even a four-way flex
Was anybody QLB everything but jungle I play all the world
I
Don't know why they're trodding they got a good good time. Yeah, but we have me on sawhand
We're gonna be fine. Hey, that is not a win condition thought that on this
Though I'm not like you bro. I'm not a one-track
Holy
But is there new blitzing that are good it's like two nights
Yeah
We got I was cranked. It's like pay to win. Yeah, I know they fixed it, but I have it. I was I am but it's it's a valid
Wait yo, is anyone gonna dress would just go locked in yeah, it's good
I dropped 50 so Tyler you don't want a first pick to lock in all AD mid. It's not it's fine. You know what you
We have no we have no AP
Three tanks
Yeah
Why you make me first big guys in a locket all AD?
I'm just fried. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's you good. I bought the skin in like one second
I wrote I added two of the dollars over the RP inkling they got me they got me rubbed up
I mean they just getting me. I mean it's awful
Okay, bro live learn
I'll buy for next time. All right, are they? Let's open up masters. They're about the other about yeah
They're not bad okay, let's walk it in guys
Okay guys listen
Going your thingy it's three in one. They're juggles 400 LP
All we win we good
I was getting claimed in all chat. I'm gonna drop a hundred killed
No, no, no, bro. I start as any place. I see pull a pen to kill 1d5. I'm not getting
I never realized that you played really really easy
Bob one and big red, Bob one and big red
Nobody else plays it bro
I need to put that on this game capture
Oh no I can't, I'll have to have time
Did it
Allawi, Annie, Ivern
Somebody plays the characters I play
It's played
My mouse feels like it's not
Fast
I'm gonna be on the way up
What?
X-X, just stay here, stay here, we can cheese on level one, okay?
Me, okay.
We can only hit the sy- No, no, come here, come here, ask, come here, come here.
Don't listen to Dante.
Oh, you're my AD, you're my AD!
Okay, no matter.
Listen, do not listen to X-X, whatever you do, whatever you do, do not listen to Dante's.
I'm the boss of command.
Okay, okay.
I didn't know you were AD, I didn't know you were AD.
Okay, okay, go on the syndrome, you can go on the syndrome.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god, the minions are so early, it's, what the fuck?
Oh my god!
It's okay. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. We're running. It's fine. Don't worry.
No, I feel bad about that because I know that I'm pretty good at breaking that. That's awful.
That's fine. That's okay. That's okay. It's good.
The heal is easier, right?
Use heal and they lost six speeds. Good. That's my point.
Okay, Simpsons.
You can always send the bush to hide.
Okay.
Oh, no, look in the bush.
So now you can walk into here and get a better angle.
I surveyed. I surveyed.
No, I'm not going for it. It's all good. I'm just taunting him.
Wooo!
You want to see top lane so much?
I like that! I was in level 2 though.
No, no, no, I didn't say anything, sorry.
That was good, that was good, that was good.
He's so much shit, he's so much shit.
I was like, 90% because I thought I was gonna be flash all in, I thought it was all good.
No, no, to be honest, if I got level 2 there, he's dead.
I didn't get level 2.
Easy, baby!
Nice, bro!
I shat him out.
Come on!
Wooo!
Okay, walk up in either Rakan.
Okay, you can walk up either a killer a focus of a cop
Yeah, that's it, maybe okay, okay
Back off back off back up guys back up
That was this dumbass calls to die please. No, no, no, I only think of my prison command. Sorry. It was good
It was good. What are you talking about? It's fine. They use some snow. Yep
Don's you're playing by a master player
Oh my god, okay
Just just just keep track of him. That's it. Okay, but do you know what something burn?
It's um
Flash it flash you'll flash you left it
So soon dry sounds okay
Yeah, yeah, she does she walks up hooker. Yeah
Um
I want to know if I don't want to buy it
I would go betel pipe. I don't know what the fuck's going on
Then I'll put it good yet. Well, I don't look at the lorry
Wait
Second second, okay, wait, I think we need something like offensive for me. I see no bendos. That's really good for me
Yeah, thank you. They're gonna suck. Wait, you go cleaver, right?
I
Oh
Like two fucking shots
okay guys listen we're playing for dragon now is everyone ready yeah well I need
to reset though
I mean I don't see me go clear as well but I got a tires get back to you forgot
I have to get out warded no wait what comes and you stack it no we think it's
like this is no no it doesn't wait were you serious about that or are you
trolling I bet I don't even know I forgot can't you stack it or no oh I'm walking
made a walking man I can do it all world tour on middle
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!
No no no!
I'm the red I'm the red!
OHHHHHH!
No because I thought you were, you have the execute now with like their stocks!
And that was a nice attack.
Taking heavy damage!
Oh...
Okay...
Alright, that's good guys we're in a good spot now.
What do they use? Do they use any sons?
No, just so we're gonna play with dragon. What happened?
Uhhhhhhhhh!
Fuckin' hell
Excuse me, was activated
COME ON!
That's okay
Okay, uh, we might have to back it, that's on main side
X, whenever you throw your Q's just let me know when to cool down his, like, like, scream out 5, 4, like, shit, you know?
Yeah
5, 4
Wait, what?
You're always going to the center, always looking to the center
Yeah, you can go
Check, check, check
Always stay in the bush as well, cause if you're sitting in the bush they can't, they can't really dodge it
I'm going west side, you're good
If you're in the open it's like very telegraphed. Okay. Yeah, it makes sense like walking through the bushes and then just like you can always aim better
You got a better angle like that
Nice it so you want me to give you a candle I'm gonna hook it so you see
Yeah, so
You want me to give you a calm down? Oh for what I'm gonna hook or not
Come down
Use our main dominance to get objectives
Shot that you threw that's what cows you still threw it you still wet for it acts are still good fuck man
Wait wait wait you still go they might push this they might push this
Yeah, buddy help you go go go go go
I'm not gonna you might get one shot. Wait. We can't you might get what's on it?
I
Guys listen, I'm backing out. I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm not no matter
I can flash punch you just get out to get out
Don't listen to that don't listen
You're like a fucking normal sailor
Yeah, but I mean he's not go go go night file
Bando bites you get more benefits later on ice
Nice, I was like the best item for support. I'm pretty sure really that's why he could go like lock it nice bow into bad though
No, you know night file lock it into Bando
Why would he rush?
What's Nite?
Literally triple AP bot side.
Oh Nite's out, it helps my teammate, right?
Yeah, but Nite's also a better item overall.
Do I, do I, uh, do I pick a try? Do I pick a try?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can pick a try.
Cleats missing Tyler, watch out.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I
So annoying man, he's so annoying
That's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
I'm a killer.
Full of guts.
Oh, I'm fucking dead.
I'm dead.
I told, well, I told, well, I told, I told, I told, I told, I told, my bad, my bad.
Okinawan champion, I saw an amazing Bob.
It's about fucking pisses.
I'm not invading, I'm not invading, man.
I fucking got a little mid-keep going on right now.
Okay, if this goes bad, I'm blaming you.
What?
My depot is funny, little classic.
I'm not into that
People people that play mage boss are the reason why this game kind of died and up generally
They should have literally just break the game where it's not feasible and didn't know anything to any players who say fuck you
We're doing we're bringing the game up. Yeah
Exit here casual even understands it. That's the crazy part
Yeah, if I was a dev, I would have just put it so you take damage if you're AP bottom early game. You take damage
But you're here to die like periodically
Yeah
Broke in champion! I swear I'm going for that bot!
Go nade him! Go nade him!
Careful, careful, careful!
He's pushing! He's pushing!
Hey, keep pushing!
Yo, you guys played this game all day, what's going on?
No, no, no, no. We don't accept comments from Top lane. Top lane is only able to comment at 20 minutes into the game.
You have 7 minutes of time out still, please be quiet for a little bit.
Top top island is disabled journey. I mean
J4
She's pretty she's pretty a person
No, what's all this slate?
Wait, he said sauce this like
I'm coming all the way around wrapping around for dive no no no we're not down already
Oh
Just flake them flake them flake them cut them out cut them up bro. What are we doing man?
It's over
Oh my god, Max is cooking them.
They should have marched.
I don't...
Fine.
Is this water?
I think so.
Chez, is it water?
It is.
It's a side grind.
Alright guys, 20 seconds one drive.
We want to play this out.
Are you sure?
Help!
Who's helping you?
I am a bit of a ghoul.
I have a fucking case to throw.
Bro, I'm sorry.
I'm like my first bit driven.
He's a shit fucking character.
What about Zickie's hair, though?
Huh?
Zickie's number design.
Wrong item.
Wrong time.
Alright, Zicks.
Build.
night's bow and to lock it and then bender okay um this could go bad okay
oh split boots? huh? split boots? uh you
oh it's okay. hi status! look at you look at you! I'm mitigating. give me a kill give me a kill give me a kill
Thank you, I was mitigating
and someone held up can come yeah I was controlling the opposition's chances of
turning the fight okay what do you need help guys there's three five yeah we're
I'm pushing, I'm pushing Herald
Will it be burned?
I have it
Is it watered?
Um, do you want to hear?
I want to hear, I want to hear
I want to hear, I want to hear
I'm on the way, I'm on the way
Me?
What does he have?
Get the turret, get the turret, I'm gonna kill him
Get the turret, get the turret
I can't, I can't, it's 280
Take it, take it, take it, take it
I
Get the kill running up
No way
All right, we're good now
Well that kid always sold a mickey. It's so the mickey. I hate it
My panel boxes are not
No, no, no nice file
But I didn't know guys our support is 0 for what nuts you're doing good leave them alone piece of shit
So could be missing years and I want to bully X
Had that money
Like SAT questions the whole time you're done. I said in declaration of independence questions. I swear
Yeah
You said I'm sorry we need to increase the tempo of the game in the game. Go on, bro
All right, we can play the box your box. I'm gonna hover you we have the person that I didn't scale the better. No
Exx leave your ADC and come top. We're our combo. We're gonna hover moxie here. Yeah
You know my DP Tyler the water man. Oh, we're playing on to our plates our play sorry
I get like a warlock right here. Yep. Yep. That's what I'm gonna do exactly actually I
Got my dying this bush face on face again. Yeah, you're good. You're good. You're good. There's three top
This fucking heat pressure is like oh
We're top guys
I'm done. You got a pro. That's fine. That's me.
You got a guy? I got a B and B and two.
Did J4 hold? Did J4 hold? Yeah, he held it. He held it.
I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. Can't, can't.
Okay, take, take, take, take. J4, J4, J4, J4.
That was my best play there like I got the the hard target they could kill him and I neutralized
Let him die, let him die, let him die, let him die, let him die, just run, I have to run for themselves!
You can help me here by the way.
You're on your own, bro.
Are you serious, really?
Don't get out of there, you ain't got no way.
They thought we were the invader earlier.
Bro, the dog she didn't invade, your top was dead!
We should have seen what he asked me to rotate on as well.
The wave wasn't even pushing, he asked me to rotate on red.
And then I was low.
Really?
Hmm?
Okay, okay.
All right, it's all good. Let's not get me out of this. I mean, they brought three dragons, right?
We're up in economy probably by a good a good like six skate
67k
Wait, this is a bad call
I'm not I'm not dying for this
You die for
Hey, I should don't don't don't okay
Come on, give me a bit of a cheat, bitch, ask him right here.
Two minutes, wait.
But we play Poundtare, Poundtare.
X, come on, come on, come on, fast.
Hey, give me a moment, give me a moment.
They're behind guys, they're behind guys.
Start at the right here.
Up, two feet in.
They're behind guys.
Come on the way, run to me, run to me, run to me, run to me.
I'm on the old scope.
Just run again.
Help, help, help.
No, I gotta go.
I got back out.
Help, let me get it, let me get it.
Oh
What a fucking moron this flood guy
not coming to my AV carry.
Like guys, we're gonna speed an eSports team,
because tilt eSports LOL.
Yeah.
Umm...
I got promoted!
Wait, I just gained 74 LP for that game.
I gotta be 3.
What record are you guys on this?
Plat 2.
Roll 3.
Okay.
Dude, I just...
You wanna roll swap a bit or no?
No, this is good.
This is when you gotta roll.
This is when you gotta roll.
I want to roll swap.
Okay, where do you want to go?
I'm down to run to 1 mid.
That's fine, I'll stay mid lane.
I can go mid lane.
I can go mid lane.
That's fine.
Okay, I'll AD carry.
I'll AD carry.
Jump.
Go.
Go.
Wait, if you're at AD carry, where's Huns going?
I'm going mid lane, buddy.
It's not my mid arc.
You guys are going to see my Yone.
No, it's not Yone though.
No, I'm going to go Yone.
No, I'm leading one of the best Yone's on the server.
On other account
It's name. What is it Hans? I start chovy
Why do you have that chovy because I'm his disciple
Like chovy
Yeah, he's like the best play in the world
55% win rate average eight s a game. Are we serious? Yo guys, I limit as I learned in though
You gotta kill yourself in-game to get better at the game.
If you're not a kill yourself in-game, you'll never get better.
Yeah, also, deaths in-game are relevant if you win it.
A winning player does what he needs to do to win a game, even if that doesn't matter.
KD does not matter. I'm not a KD8 player, and you should know this, Tyler.
You're right.
Also, guys...
You used to play me all the time, I always die in a shit, but I die for a reason.
Because there's better opportunities.
Yeah.
There's no opportunities.
I
Thought it was back in this chicken command. I see Ben Ben
Is the guy good? Oh, I can play with it though. Okay. Oh
We should do
Chicken is dry fuck me
Did you say I could get my food or the answer eating it? Yeah
But the chicken is dry as fuck, I think it's got oxidized.
OK, but why?
The ants are getting it.
What ants?
The ants were in the bag, but not on the food, so we're good.
OK, OK.
Wait, how did the ants get in the bag?
They don't.
Outside of the bag.
You want any vans?
Yeah, ban any new top laner.
And mages.
Yo, Tyler, when League Classic comes out,
can you do a stream where you shave your head and put holes
in your wall.
Stop with the walls.
You're gonna finish with like holes and walls?
No, dude, that's where you're known for.
Oh, it's not.
I put a hole in it.
Now, what is Dancers known for?
Yeah, what are you doing?
Should we say that?
Okay, yeah.
That's Ben.
I can't mom leave Kendrick open
Nobody's playing Kendrick somebody says we're dating your sister. Is that true?
No, I'm not dating her. We're married
interesting
Muslim first bit
Back
Bro, you gotta trust the process
Um, bro, back then, do you know back then in season six, I was masters on ribbon.
I used to be the one of the best.
It's season six.
I actually mattered.
I will, I'm gonna start trolling too.
Who am I to play?
I'm not trolling.
Just play, play your dream and OTP.
That's it.
Well, okay, go, go mate, go mate.
Now they can go mate spot.
It suits you.
Yeah, but I want to play a fun, I want to play a fun mate.
I'm just good at that.
I actually had the fun. You know what's fun? You know what's fun?
You can play like Swain. That shit is fun.
Ooh!
No, please.
Really?
Me?
Oh wait, you're Curtis. Curtis, no?
No, no.
Does anyone want to swap with me?
Yo, yo, we need Gorky with that music on it.
Draw a package on the fucking front.
no one wants to swap or am i blinding my own
swap time is up
camera back
alright bye bro
oh yeah
you can pick anything here at level 6 everything kills
wait x gozoey x gozoey
no we're not doing luck so he cannot
Tell me what we do! Tell me what we do!
Go Zoe, Zoe, Zoe!
Not us, not us, or...
Not us? Alas?
We kill it as sick.
Damn.
I want a skin that has the lab's own effect.
Zoe's good, Zoe looks good, but
there's no way Exeter has ever played Zoe in his life.
Yeah, but it's easy, and he's a gaming warlord.
He'd be able to do it easily.
Chaz is in a new skin, it's nice.
What new skin?
Ex, you see you're such a gaming warlord.
more lord.
True.
Five nights as I know.
Talon, maybe if you don't drop a negative score on one of your main roles, I tell the
same about you too.
I just, I just hard carry that game, you understand that, right?
Jack, he's one of the best skins in literally the whole game.
Is that atop, Zaheem?
Yeah, it could be on top, but it could also be jungle.
Wait, it kind of looks scuffed with those colors.
spotlights if you walk in orange first said you believe just like tabby
bramble and you never die again
I think maybe they're gonna build this is too much AP
oh shit
guys this could be a good silo game
I thought for once he was a good game. Just look he
When have I ever not performed to the best of my ability never never you want him
Wait, yeah exactly like yeah, I was joking. Oh, okay. Thanks. All right, yo
All right, we'll be cooking up what we got
So what's the best skin you've got?
What does he want?
Syndra or maybe?
Molly.
No, there's something that goes with Syndra. It doesn't matter.
Bed is here, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, whatever.
Every self.
What's up Fudge?
Wait, Saas's looking really good here too.
Ew.
I know I know that's why I like if I go fuck is that
What is that so can I look at the skins that your petra side is that shit
We'll calm
Guys, I'm not gonna lie. This might be a silo skin
Yeah, we are fucking cooked by the way
So I've got I'm so driven in the ball
How do you play?
Moxie Moxie, do you play Renekton?
Oh, Shanghai! Shanghai!
Oh fuck. What AD champs do you play?
No, where you have to go? AD here?
NAR.
Yeah, go NAR.
Oh, fuck.
No, it's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. I'll carry. I'll carry. I'll carry. I'll carry.
I'll carry.
Guys, there's no good AD champ that played this game.
Well, just, just play it.
Just go Hecarim's open.
Just go Hecarim.
That one is hard.
Know what you're known for.
Why don't you just go Hecarim?
No!
Why?
It's just rage bait.
Purple?
The problem is not about vehicles, you playing vehicle with Dantas?
It's really bright.
Hums, dumbass!
You're on fucking Riven and you're saying the problem is beyond Viego?
I got the GM on Riven.
We have some problems this game.
I'll play it before I quit.
Okay, why?
what girl last year oh shit not that's
serious that's a capuchang this what like
five week five days in the season
and the plot is insane what you want
me like who's the top line who's the
only one person you want to go
wait wait wait yeah it might be better
for us low-key like actually I up to
you dude
Hey, let's do that. Let's do that.
Okay, this is all right. I'm trying to hide!
I'm such a champ, bro.
Alright, X, we're gonna...
Okay, we need to pretty much do nothing.
I wait for games until level 6.
You guys would have to...
I'll just roll the R.
Okay, roll the shield.
Yeah, I like to train as well.
I wish I made it gold.
Why do all Quarmas...
all have the thing?
Well, it's all the same colors all the time.
It's all...
Anthony, Anthony, Citrines.
Like, we don't give a shit.
Like, give us some...
Like, I want to try to hide.
to be in gold. I want to be in blood. I want to be in, you know what I mean? I want to have cool schemes.
I'm just talking to his chat. What's going on right now?
I'm talking to him. I'm talking to him. I'm talking to him as well. I feel like there's some racist mark behind
He's a Shanghai Shanghai
You know
Yeah
Wait, did I want it or not?
No, listen, guys, heart leashed me on it, and then we just instill level 2 gangplot.
What?
I'm not in here, am I?
Some season 2 shit, man.
Bro, this guy's scripting.
Because Casio's scripting, I'll shoot you not.
One.
Through here, through here.
Yes!
They're dead, they're dead, they're dead.
Aye, shit man!
Aye, shit up here!
I'm not doing that I'm not doing that
You're a former challenger player, boxy lock in, you got this.
Oh, this guy is smurfing.
This is very slow, by the way, I feel like it's dead.
I can't help you, I can't help you, I can't help you, it's a big wave, I can't help you.
Oh my god, I'm fucking so cooked. Yo, he's got no manamade, I blew my flash, I'm fucked.
Yeah, we can't
Okay
Let him marinate don't worry we're good. We outskill them right okay?
Well, yeah, you try to be number one
Listen, listen, listen. Okay. Okay. Okay. I saw the opportunity and it's million moves slightly to the side
Sides that my shit you size of my shit man
Yeah, no, I stand with that excuse you with this. I sound effects you see
Let's get this guy, let's get this guy, let's go there.
Stop that, stop that all.
I'm just gonna shoot, good shoot.
Tell you what, try to stay on level, I'm coming.
Oh, what is the auto attack range?
Help your AD, you son of a fucking prick!
Help your fucking AD!
Guys, I don't know what sub-fiend does. I've never played this champion before.
Why did you lock in Diego?
What?
Yeah, are we not serious?
Wait, Mark.
Oh, you're in it!
I'm the Skeleton!
Skeleton!
I know he doesn't.
No, no, no, he's got it.
He's got it.
That's just all you brought.
Nice!
Fuck out of here, you bitch-ass motherfucker.
Doubted.
Shanghai?
Wait, what's the build on Riven?
Why do you keep saying that?
Can you do us a favor, and every time you throw out your Q, you say Shanghai?
Yeah, I mean, yes, okay.
We're skating, Jenny's skates buzzing.
It makes me play better.
Also, the other one max Q?
Yeah, Q, Q, Q.
Wait, so it's Axiom DD, correct?
Okay.
Who are you asking about?
DD?
Oh, I forgot.
I haven't played him so long.
I'm a little bit rusty.
No, I don't.
I don't.
That's his free kill top, by the way.
He's a very, very aggressive player.
Does he have Flash?
No.
Are you lying to me?
Yeah!
Say hi!
Say hello, he has no Flash.
Balla
This is the one
Okay, I need what's in the lane
Okay
What are you doing?
Douglas you are pulling every game
Hey, no, we can go for this
No
Oh
Close again. It looks like it. Hey, you watch out top lane your little one went from mid to top
Can I get a game, please?
Oh
All done guys. I have an ultimate for mid lane games. Just saying
I have about four CCs top lane for game as well. No flash
Yeah, I'm ready to like ends to go for this photo. They know we've got to look at it
Oh, yeah, Casio is Mia your mid laner their mid laner is Mia
Yeah, who wait wait, it's Mia. I thought it was Casio. Yeah. Yeah, you see you I did the joke already you overlap my joke
This is landing
It's like semi-flying finish. It was funny when I thought oh
Okay, we did a bottom then why is this there being top I can run up I can run up I'm running up
Well, I'm here. I'm here for the counterbite. Okay, we can ult him
No, I did it. No, no, I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's a surfing. Yeah, come on.
Yeah, come on. Yeah, come on.
Is it done yet, Dutch?
Nice. Thank you, thank you.
That's a weird moment.
Why is there surfing top?
I like that.
You're being a chat.
No, I think it's because she didn't think she could go bot
because we were going to wait till like
17.2 and I'm just like...
that is ghosting um the the ash is 20 CS and it is guys my altar for is done
these guys are yeah yeah I'm gonna clear the words guys I didn't get wall I
didn't get to my cool my cool down my red trinkets fudge
be careful trying to fight early though cuz they're they're jungle the jungle
is really strong early be careful yeah I'm moving a bot lane wait how do you say
you like that yeah what about it like a like a GPS
I feel better to get pipe flokey, send it again!
What?
76 months, 16 years.
Just wait for me, just wait for me.
I'm gonna turn it up for you.
I have to shine high because I'm gonna go to the haters.
We don't need you.
We don't need you.
We don't need you.
We don't need you.
We don't need you.
I have to shine right you guys
Don't we don't need you. No you need me. It's okay. I'm coming. Oh, you're doing killer kills man
Watch your shit, watch your shit, watch your shit. You've been a shit
We're right on top of my F keyboard man
No, no, no, because
Come in, come in, come in.
He's behind us.
Get out!
He's behind us.
Oh, man.
I hope you see.
Are you out of your spot, damn I?
I don't honestly.
Oh, watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Oh!
Kill, kill.
I don't want it to
I'm asked I have no
Yeah, I'm fine watch this watch this
Okay
What the fuck is top league
I'm here world war three other side of the map, and I'm just like bouncing ways
Well top lane is boring. Okay, okay
I had to turn on the wrong key, so that's on me
Okay, I
I meant to clear the guy, but I was sort of because I could just out of time you won't you will never get it
Okay
You guys soon
Hi
Okay, can I kill him now with axiom?
No
So what point I beat when does he fall off when does I fall off?
never
Like if you don't come in the early levels, then he's just gonna outscale you really
Well, yes and no it depends on how good you are but since you're
What are you talking about being in so good? We don't give shit. Yeah, but the thing is like you need a okay. Look so
Like all in them now you need to just all in them now with your alt ignite everything like just okay. Okay. Okay. Wait
I need a bit of me because you can't let him get full stocks. It gets full stocks
You walk it like that because because because listen it it's a strategy
Okay, here's a shot you got but
I'm gonna be easy to rotating you guys
Yeah, I love this I love this
Banta you set the all in and he just literally was shitting on me
Who come flashed? Zyne flashed. I could have killed him actually.
There's going to be a lot of money here. Not a place.
Zyne might be a little bit fat boys.
That's fine.
We're about to get ganked, thank you.
You want another wave? We can make happen.
No, no, no. Just run this. Guys, sit in this bush at three. Please trust.
They know you're there. No they don't. Ash has Hawkshot. Yeah but she's not gonna use her.
It's cause we like her.
If you're watching this stream Hawkshot at blue.
Look, just wait, just wait. We wait for the Ensekobu Kong when he walks in and then we're good.
Yep, this is good.
Okay.
No. Oh yeah.
You fucking piece of shit!
Ha ha ha ha!
Stop brothers, it's just a record!
Okay.
I can't do that!
I'm coming, boxy!
Oh shit, we're diving?
What is that?
HANG!
What the fuck is that?
Put him in his sleep, man!
yeah no ash went crazy no i actually acts put your night spot with x did you
put your night's fun anyone yeah okay i put on him
okay i got it okay i got open seven yeah we're going
i thought that was just i'll turn it's up i'll turn it's up
behind it i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming
I'm not here hit him come on the way
Bonnie fall after 13 minutes as well shit
All right, we said on pound right now, let's go
Oh
Oh
That's a bitch
Guys don't be sure crazy. What the heck's wrong here?
Yo guys, once you go down for bad, once you go down for bad, yeah, I'm off.
I have the most of speed.
Battlepipes.
No, no, no, no, not this game, not this game.
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
Lock it out of Solaria.
Yep.
Okay, we're gonna pound dragon here.
Yo when does the hoppin get good what the fuck is this, I'm just bouncing wings.
Yeah.
I'll kill him bro the alpha.
How bro I can't believe.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, here comes, here
comes!
Oh we got no words here, oh wait.
Here comes!
Here comes!
He's coming, he's coming.
Kill TP, kill TP.
I
Got my
Good shit
good shit
I
good shit
I'm pretty good right now
whatever Harold has walked in just take me
shit alright
alright shit
next okie next time get uh
get bonked in
yeah
you see that shit
I pull him from
fucking all the way down there
what are you going on the way nice thank you
no no no no I just want all that I'm mad at you this
oh
you're a mercs okay you know that's evil on your name
I will battle with Tyler wait Tyler why didn't you just say let's lose
Well, cuz I took his wave like I'm I'm literally I can't even play the game
He said that
I'm sick started father right now and you'll be worried about them
Wait, yeah, he said don't us, please
My means not beautiful motion. Yeah
It means my dear my dear. It's like my dear pretty much
What do you mean how do I blow it?
Like I don't talk French in Quebec, I just get by in English.
I did that because I wanted to.
Come on then, let's dive in.
Come on the way.
I'm high.
Can you hear my ears?
That's neat.
Oh, are you serious?
I'm fucking spacing X.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, that's not good, boys.
It's bad, it's bad.
Oh, no.
It's bad.
Good, good, good.
Oh, my God.
Is that my actual...
No!
Something under the hat.
I failed.
I mean, look, you mean I shouldn't have carried the bottom.
Oh, that was a 17 kills.
Give him his credit.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Humb's three thing in life are guaranteed.
Death, taxes, and Tyler giving zero credit when it comes to me.
I just, all I thought out is straight bussing.
Truth, sin, or hum, hum real.
Guys, get out of here.
Okay, okay, Tyler.
Say one good thing about everybody in the lobby, go ahead.
No, no, I don't like to use Val.
Val stays on.
The wrapper?
The wrapper?
I don't have to use that.
I can't you just stop the stuff on it. I'm here by my city. Just come I got honey moe
You break open me come come come we held us in
Yeah, make sure you get a wart down for me
Fighting fighting fighting fighting
Okay, I'm gonna I'm diving I'm diving
I don't know if the dive is good! I don't know if it's good!
Kill him! Kill Zayn! Zayn! Zayn! Zayn!
I'm coming on the flank. I'm coming on the flank here.
There you go. Definitely should have pressure.
Oh! I saw your eyes! I saw your eyes! I saw your eyes!
Don't hide! Don't hide!
Woo!
Oh, good.
I think that was a little bit easier keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.
Wait guys, guys, guys!
Come on, can we get that auto?
Should I not have a bike?
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop!
Coming, coming.
We can try to TP.
No, no, no, I think we just back off.
Like if I can lose, we lose.
I don't want that ward bad.
Okay, we can't die. We're gonna lose. We lose.
Well said.
I think there's more fighting in rank 5.
Oh, yeah.
More synergy.
Okay, let's play dragon.
I have two feet.
Alright, two feet to drag.
You can go.
Wait, wait, wait. I lied.
Huh?
I lied a little bit there. I feel like my input was so delayed.
They're so delayed!
Last one is here.
Reloading.
Guys, I want to go Baron after this.
No, no, we're going Baron to force fight.
Yeah!
Is that Tower of Gold?
Oh, yeah.
Alright, guys.
Coming down.
I
Will work probably
She's in here
I'm thinking I'm crying to decide it's okay watch out
awesome I know I know I know good eyes though good eyes I really know that oh
oh here we go you got it come on oh what are you doing I think we should
prove it my friend
I see one of them.
No, no, no, no.
Pipe her down.
She's a ranker.
Nice.
How cute.
We died to an ADC.
I have 21 kills.
I
When you know saying hi over here, okay
Now that was risky a very skinny
On the ass
Oh, dude, I was waiting to die and then die
And then back to you said that
got a word over that okay you didn't move though
I'm sorry I'm dead here I'm not going to the morning
Maxi go, Maxi go, Maxi go!
Yo you're trolling, you're banging!
I'm a warrior!
I'm a warrior!
We're going right side!
Get the bike, get the bike!
Nice!
Why'd you go you didn't bring my flash?
No, I told you if I listen if I fight I always think I think go guys what I didn't go by next level pipes or not
Probel
Redemption, oh my god, let me assist
Me to play the mason you're you know, I mean, oh, I don't know what you mean. I mean like
being rejected
made by player
real real real true
disgusting
i love my game
no but brand is honest
made by player
brand is the component to the ideal
and we have no skills
brand is a battle main
i don't listen to afk farms
hit her
wait wait wait no no no
so so what happened like I did was it will play the game
well are you landing any six seconds is just not right I what
You guys can keep getting that pressure. I can solo dragon easily.
Oh, we cannot. We're gonna get ganked on, I think.
Oh, good. Keep pushing.
If this game added BKB, it would be a good video game.
Bye, I said it.
What's BKB?
BKB?
Blanking Bar?
Wait, I'm dead.
Yeah, I'm dead. You're an asshole.
Fucking play.
I
Like you back out
Okay, guys look for the next thing fight you guys stop casting me cuz I need enough for that sons guys
Yes, man 40. I did we rip it
You know this guy's on my
I'm going to go for Zayac.
So, Briggs, Massive play is this game, we're going to go against Chon, just next game.
I don't know if he's kind of getting up there, but I think 75LP again.
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
Say hi!
What?
Run to the turret, to the turret, to the turret.
He has to kill us.
No, no, no, no, Shanghai!
Oh, fuck, girl, it is fucked.
I saw, uh,
I saw you.
I saw you, I saw you.
Oh my God, his champion is Thanos.
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
Get ready!
Get ready!
Get ready!
Go!
Ready!
Shanghai!
No!
You'll be one.
No.
Shanghai!
Nice!
Nice!
Okay, why did the hitter so busted it that was that was X so you guys like a resident building you just like keep hitting in me as
Like oh my nice
The shit
Did after his old he was like invincible like what yeah, no, I mean
You got some deform I'm dead
Hold on, wait, I'll tell you, I get my Korean gauge.
Yo, guys, this is loseable.
It's not, no way.
Don't get like that, proper.
Oh.
Go in, go in, bro, go in!
No, no, no, we're going to...
Why did you fucking freeze Tide for Katie?
Just let me keep going.
Bro, it's not playing for Katie, it does!
I can't get in range.
Okay.
You get my flash in, I'm so by 40%.
Wait, but Tide, you dying is really...
You got nine deaths.
Wait, who?
Wait, that is who?
Wait, what do you mean who?
Who asked the mass?
Hey!
Daddy!
Axel, are you 12 years old?
You said what?
No, I mean, I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you hard. I got you hard.
Okay, fine.
Wait, look at my cover. Look at my cover. Look at my cover. Look at my cover. Look at my cover.
Okay, so what is this?
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. Over here. Over here. Over here.
She, she, she, she wrote to me. She wrote to me, so it doesn't look that good.
No, no, I speak to my dad. I just come out to my dad.
Hey, guys.
It's one of those, one of those, hold on.
No, no, it's on! No!
Oh, you're right, it's on.
Just hit it, just hit it, time, time, just time.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
It's not a 50-50 when you have my smite.
Usually, you buy full of same dishes.
Wait.
Hit it, nice.
Okay guys, I'm splitting up on top.
Wait.
Let's just group an end, group an end!
Is this an algorithm?
Yeah, that was low on coming along. Really?
Say the same vicious new news Mike
Do you mean I said we go by I'm gonna go by no no no
We walk out one way. We have shine hype. We have. Yeah
No, no, no, no, no, no
Okay, we come back come on come on. It's right here. We're going up to two ways
Are you fighting?
I'm fighting, thank you.
It's my friend.
I want to go to the bathroom.
Is it bad?
Tell me.
Tell me, I'm so, tell me, don't let me down.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh my god.
I'm on the fight, starting to exaggerate.
Ha ha ha.
Jesus.
This fight seems too much fun for me, bro.
I love you.
Jesus.
you suck at this game we might need to get a better roll so I'm both up with
cancer there's a little soul-boring
bro the whole time just bouncing weight bouncing weight I did holy shit how do
you play this role you know I'll play this you kill him bro you're killing
if you're good let X go top late boxy mid go back to the ball we walk okay guys
We're going to go against challengers, guys before we continue. I expect apologies from certain people in this car
Okay, I think you actually did not as bad as usually do actually a plus for that
No, I mean, I mean you want you want it? No, I mean what a couple of you you go on
Easy gonna complain about the type of the money's gonna get no shot. Okay, fine. Okay, Tyler your turn
You over for four bro based on our kills bot lane so good job
All right, and now hums your turn because moxie actually believe you are not a one trick now don't us well done
You beat master players. Well, I'll be honest. I doubt it dude. You proved me wrong
All right. Nice. Okay. Let's get this shit done then. Okay. You want ADC ACA support or do you want me 80? I?
Can play me support I can show you play plight to okay you go support
I want to buy some loot.
I'm talking about 67 on the street.
I told him what I said and he laughed.
Chad, the mic orbs?
Guys, somebody in my chat just texted an F.
Hello?
Okay, wait, what was the Twitch Shatter's username?
It was his first message ever typed in my chat and it was h-heisman.
Wait, what if you do a collab with Anac?
Yeah, be going, bro.
You guys can make Unk rap together sigh you guys have no respect these he spits real music
It's okay
No
Here's the shoe you guys are we're born in the suburbs privileged spoiled rotten
But it but it where you live there isn't any suburbs like was born in the suburbs Tyler you all born in the suburbs
Yeah, I was born in the hood
You you grew up in a trailer trailer part did you not is that the suburbs?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like the alabac suburb is pretty much it's like
Whoa, whoa, what's like, yeah, it was pretty bad like drugs and shit
I heard about that
Haha
Hey, what are you doing?
I can't talk about it
What's the story?
That's all you want to talk about
I want to talk
That's the worst thing that ever happened
You don't, okay? I'll trade with me
That's the worst thing
Look at this dog
Look at these dogs that roam the neighborhood
It's like a pack of pit bulls
Roamed the neighborhood
Constantly
they were roaming everybody would lock their doors and stay inside but why
would they lock the doors though it's not like the dogs are gonna have to turn
the knob okay I was like it hit my head it hit my hand blah blah blah well my
mom took was spritzing around took the laundry room and it was gonna take me
out the back door of the trailer but we couldn't get out because of the roaming
pit bulls. So we had a time our jump out because sometimes
don't have stairs in the back, the back doors. Anyway, so we had
to jump with a timer jump out and my mom jumped out of the
trailer, sprinted to the minivan, while the pack of pit
bulls was chasing us.
We did the hospital. Have you mom?
So you want to leave this?
And that's some real trenches, shit stories, cinema.
So you're a trench baby?
Damn.
What does that even mean?
That's what I'm saying.
Like, you're from the trenches.
That's not a slur.
No, I'm not going to lie.
That does sound kind of crazy.
It's not.
Baby.
It's in rap.
It's in rap songs.
Like, what would I be saying?
What would I be saying in rap?
One of the rappers.
Like, trench baby shit.
Okay, would you say everything that that guy says in his rap songs?
No.
No.
That tastes.
why is why is I was giggling like is I like sorry I'm sorry I didn't mean that
this boat is good by the way cut it out I forgot it's good cut it out
we all have to reach though I'm playing earlier well I was nice at that shit no
bullshit if you want to go rallying then Hums goes Taric I like that combo I don't
turn yeah I got play what XT still one minute or top top top man okay check
check check I mean it's double major boss I should not the way I'm gonna get
shit and make me play bad also I don't even say any bands and events I got bands
like a bands band bands bands I said bands not not bands money but you want
a band champion oh so it's been a way we got a band oh yeah what the fuck
we guys won't be a syndrome no there was a couple oh no they're not gonna walk
that maybe what new champion any new champion to a dude going up to Mordecai
sir I think when cuz the mouth I talk oh lucky lucky only they were banded
Well, they what what kind of mouth like good evening
For being so
Community
We're actually against like job players
It's not like it's kind of lame but my fight counters the game with his gameplay because of how crazy the team fights
like I'll give a fuck real I
I don't give up the lane, I give up the game. I lose lane, I win game.
Ty, what champ do you want?
What did I do?
Ty, look. What champ do you want?
What are my options?
Pike! Pike! Go Pike! Go Pike!
Copy.
Wait, why the fuck did you pick Pike?
bro why would you go pike they have three tanks well trust the process they're
very far from a bot what's the best pike skin soul fighter none none night
no snowsheets seamless no you need a skin on pike no that was the best pike
skin is it bang top like that's bang top but wait no it's good in team it's good
in team you want so I'm gonna try to become a right okay go come in and
then what sabbys you're looking at
who's mid
to do what
to do what
to do what
what's the interview to you
i was supposed to go to see you but i'm not gone
why
just because
Okay, okay, I can give you things
Well, who's made yeah, I've been to you
No extra true true true Jesus
Now keep me or are you nice? I think you be right because I'm gonna get caught in names. I want to go back to Linfaster
I
Was one of the people
What guys I on class much each law
It's probably been made low-key. Yeah, I know
This I think it's
We're saying something no enough and nothing do you want trade it eggs or no no no, but basically I
I waited like level two and I lose the rest of the game pretty much
I wouldn't bet because fuck him. I am a chatter. I don't care what kind of pick he's got
I am him and I will play better
Fuck that motherfucker
Oh, wait, Tyler Tyler if you're going on a flight to Paris
Why not just game all night and then sleep on the plane because the man the plane is bullshit
You don't actually recover any of the first class ever the rich is out
I'm gonna spend time with my girls before I leave
Wait, wait time. God you fly. I get it. I mean if I economy or first I have never flown
Okay, never mind, but I don't fly for it the same. Oh, holy. Holy fucking watch it. Holy pressure poor ass poor on it
Well, you got poor old
You know you got poor on press so I can't believe it
Well, how much I think it's like first class like 20k, okay? Yeah, for if likes just like
that. Yeah, but the extension get though you get to sleep on and in the lights no bed and
they actually come and they put the cover over you. It's so cute. Yes, but it's business
related. So I need it. I work as soon as I last. So why don't you get business class
the first class you just bougie I think what fucking oh Delta definitely has a
busy class yeah but you fly overseas Delta no shots oh man oh boy I got news
for you wait wait when I go overseas I like Lufthansa personally hey the
Yeah
Okay, you're actually cooking
This is a pretty high-level hobby, guys, to be honest.
How high-level?
I recognize none of their names.
I don't even know how to trade by relay with that on my Q on comments.
That's a lesson, bro.
Yo, stupid motherfucker.
I last hit only.
I did.
Oh, no.
You'll see.
I should have a Q'd.
I do want emerald.
The D1 masters, they're not in one.
Do you want a fire?
No.
Yeah.
I love how you hunked this.
Ooh, just like a tip.
Balls.
I should not have left the package there, that's so bad.
Yes, son.
Why?
Have it in one second.
Is that how it's about?
Badmange.
Oh, Silent plays have a fucking hold of their brains, man, I like a lot.
Prediction?
Oh wait, actually, that's like one of the worst matches in the game, by the way.
I know, I know, it's so difficult.
It's like, I mean, you can't really win it, really.
Yeah, that's actually fucking...
Wait, really? Why? How is that bad?
Because he's AP and yeah, exactly.
95 months.
What the fuck was that stun?
Ah, hell no!
OK.
I thought I had ignite to be honest.
Ambitious.
I like it.
It's worth it, fuck it.
Well, he has AP, what?
So that sounds like damage with his AP.
Oh no, only from his W.
Yeah, yeah, but it's still like AP, no?
Yeah, but it's in the water, I feel like most of them are coming from the tank, out of the water.
Possibly, that's a shame.
We buy another one.
I need one more, I need one more.
Yeah, we plan this, we plan this. Come.
Pumps, come.
Okay.
That's fine.
You swing, you swing, you swing.
Yep.
There's no faster than the watch.
Don't talk to them at all.
Look at this, dude.
That's the best you'll get.
Yeah.
Come on.
Go like Bob.
We got a whole bot now.
Hey, how come last game is like 5 without being dead?
This game is like diamonds and platinum.
It's not diamonds and platinum.
It's diamond and master.
Nobody needs masters.
I'm going to let her regang her.
She's going to reset.
She's going to reset.
She's going to reset.
We've got to freeze.
Yeah, freezing.
They can't play the game. Jesus.
Not my weight management so moist
Wait Tyler, would you say that you have it mastered out of critical weight?
What sorry
Critical yeah
that was a good one there look here look here
I think I should I think I should have gone on my leg dance first
look
this is what I'm I'm I know I'm looking
can I just say something
hold on I'm gonna fit it
I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm actually like Kiri
It's really fucked up how now I don't know when but when we had to be on our team he wasn't
He was a 30 15 the whole time asking them 50 questions. I felt bad
I swear to god I'm holding the rinse
I should get my way here
I can go top lane
Don't go, don't go
They know these girls thing
I got all shit. Oh shit
Nice
What a bitch ass buster I can't believe you did that yeah one time is gonna walk up literally go sing the game
those cheaters in this game are same that's why people run down game they have no family
yeah
any basically anytime you cheat in a game that you should have your game point you
should have gotten you play yourself behind because you'll never learn anything also
I can't I can't morally understand anything I
True. True. Because they don't have the defensive mindset. They didn't remember they didn't throw anything. They're noobs. Noobs.
Sure, I'm not missing right now.
Yep.
Ooh.
I jinxed it. I jinxed it. I jinxed it.
Actually, no, no, I actually have a hundred and twelve this year.
Most likely above a hundred. Most likely this year.
I'm gonna hold the corner. Nice.
Yeah, it is. I can stun my balls.
Wait, I've been in all chops. I've been in all chops. I don't know if I can win.
Huh?
Oh, what's up?
You're fucking little sick.
Fuck.
Wait, uh, as you see...
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Wait a bit, X.
What's up?
I'm happy because I want to be nice to him. I want to be nice to him. I'm happy to be sure.
Okay. Okay.
Like what?
You got that? No. No, he's backed out.
It's pussy. I don't know why I said...
Can you explain that comment like thoroughly please?
I want to engage with him. I want to make sure...
I want to make sure that I know what I'm talking to you, right?
so that I can have another experience that's not gonna give me better.
I'm not a person, bro.
Yes, I'm saying, I'm saying.
You'll be able to, yeah, but I just wanna know first,
because his gameplay indicates otherwise.
Did you say the dance, but you don't have a gameplay?
No, I'm just saying that is, I don't know, I don't know.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, my good one was fine, I didn't make any weird now.
I'm just gonna give you a minute.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I didn't realize I knew that.
What did that guy say today?
No, no, no, no, no, no, one and three.
I'm on the way bot.
Yeah, I'm kind of missing now.
They keep leaving.
Last team.
Turn up.
Turn up.
Turn up.
Come on, go, go.
They're right.
They're right.
They're right.
Right here.
That's 100 gold right here for you guys.
Right there.
Delivered.
I'm alive.
The time you can say it out loud like that
I don't even know what I'm talking about
I'm personally typing to you
I don't care if it was true
What do you mean you couldn't sing my yee
I swear, your machine is like
45% less damage
Yeah, because we're fucking tournaments into the game
and I have no items
Waaaaaah this lane
Come on man, go go
There I'm coming
he's ghosting push me dive push and dive push and dive
was that is that the main coming down oh wow yo yo you're cooking hold on
a minute actually yeah I'm coming that was highly technical thank you
bro I hope the now 20 well this guy shames you can't you learn from X he
calls me highly you say you couldn't see my e-belt like you need to learn I'm
I'm going for Ligma.
What's Ligma?
Leverballs!
Yeah, I got him!
Haha!
Nice holding.
Ah, Crowley 19.
Well, you're full HP.
Well, you're just a fight, well, do it out, do it out.
a little fought the same
you know I'm seeing it to back
kiaz is fun for me
I know
full ball boots
have you had challenges this year
yes I did
my family was gone
I hit it in the face
saying your family holds you back
yes it does
in bright tower play yes
oh they're so scared
no watch out I think I actually give it on top of that
yo yo yo tata tata
oh probably dead here
nice
oh what the fuck is that damn thing
how do you get back what are you peeing in my way
dude I really like these guys suck my balls
oh that's nice
oh that's nice
You know what, if I went with my build chat, I would be able to do more, because that, yeah.
It's on my visit!
They're driving a sniper!
They're both easy.
They're not expecting any kind of minions, starting from after my whole fair is done.
No, the UKS is every single game.
I've never cast anyone a single time.
And what do I want?
I feel like they have pure damage and 4 APs, I think I want more MR, maybe hollow?
MR, go full blast.
What?
Honestly though, at this point you don't need to do much, we already have moxie for a thing.
Thank you.
Build whatever.
No, I want to be the one that plays the correct way for you guys.
I'm trying to support my team.
We're harder when it hits.
I think you're going to...
I'm going to nuke the vein.
I'm going to do operating nuke the vein.
If you got Sean in the head tomorrow,
I think I'd ask you to clap a smile.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
He fucking stole my red he literally did a drive-by
chewed my red and then just stole it
that's what they got killed last game chat we'll get a type of APA kill
you got 24 greedy kills 24 and you're still asking you need more
the blue the blue one come here come here
I swear you're getting a player now Tyler.
So do you guys know that?
You hear that?
You're going to fight for the war down.
Put a finger down if you want to fuck me.
Oh
Scared of me boss alright, I'm telling you that's alright. They didn't want to step up
I love time a very very cool
You know the QE trick?
No, no, it's a visual bug.
Oh, Q!
Oh my god.
Alright.
Oh, one last.
One.
One.
Yeah, you don't want me down.
Yeah, not much.
Go!
Nice!
Not bad.
Burn to the top.
it though guys is it just me guys is it just mirrors shabana like fucking broken
like genuinely broken yeah I think it was storm surge right there next item yeah
storm surge is okay it has so much damage
All right guys, minute on this, we're playing on the summer.
Check, it cooks on me!
Oh, what was that?
Oh, it's on me.
You don't follow the meta X, bro, come on, he said it.
It's what the bell shows me.
Spawn search second on garden
Try to walk
Coming
Put the ward down again
That chance is broken
I fucking spray it like a G
Come on down, come on down, come on down, come on down, come on down
Open dead
Double, double
Hold the test, wait for it, wait for it
Fire with pecs
Woooo
Take the stun
Yeah, the kids are gonna take it
Yeah, yeah, I see this silent guy, like, what is he, is he supposed to death?
You know what, Tyler, of course you can talk a lot, bro, you're a fucking grey screen simulator.
Oh, good.
Like, look at him boring these fucking characters, man.
Oh my god.
Like, what an awful design.
I
Guys promise I did no damage
Also more fun, um, I don't think so fight to be too short in this game, but that thank you
I
guys guys i can i'm here i'm here i can
there's people who say they can and they can now the cogo
nice job set up i can i can hold do you have anything i i i i i'm like i'm like i'm like i'm
like i'm like i'm like are you tireless top lanes four years pang man
dude you know what the worst part about the tireless
No, it's not that hums he does the shit that he claims other people for doing true true so true
He's letting play for his KDA
He's a kind of guy, but it's like he'll play this you make for not grouping on the objective and then next to him
He does the same shit and plans the same out fighting. Yeah, let's add that most of our goal is on you
So we need you to act like it. Let's participate any day now exactly
All in a good luck
Well, what is this damage with hello?
I'm sorry. Let me die. I'm sorry. Let me die. Hold on. I
Can't play
I was all the entire time
What oh my god
I'm done! I'm done!
YES! YES!
I'm done. I'm done.
I'm done.
YO!
Wait, how did you live there?
Oh, Moxie. He's a tanky. He's a tanky. He's a tanky. He's a tanky.
He's a tanky. He's a tanky.
He's a tanky. He's a tanky.
I have to go top here. Look at this wave, man.
Top way, then I fucking go to the herald
Why not let them while I let moxie go top and then you come in we look for placement
What the fuck is that?
I
the button man can you play I was
I'm spamming on the bottom the whole time!
It's a hard keep fight, by the way. It's fucking crazy.
Do you want to fight here?
Yeah, but I need some health first.
Go, go, go!
It's on the main!
It's on the main!
Keep going, keep going!
We're coming slowly.
Oh my god!
I can't fucking...
Come on, you can't do that.
Don't know the brain. I'm so not afraid
I'm turning on him. You got it. Yo, yo
He said I think I think he's going he slowed with a red buff
I
He's a tank bless your heart. He's a tank
No characters should be this tanky
Like you're playing bro. You're playing mouth fight the fucking turrets one shot and the characters don't fucking die
200 years of the game development fuck that that's that's pure copa buddy. Okay, okay? Okay?
Okay, I'm gonna nuke the fucking 80 down to a fucking crisp
They're really strong they outscale us now skills
Oh
They scripted
Okay, wait wait
What do you see
Give me up! Give me up!
Give, give, give, give, give, give, give, give!
I'm giving!
I'm giving!
FINE!
FINE!
Get, get, get, get!
Okay, one guy to the left.
Every other guy.
We got you Slaughters.
No, no, we didn't know what it was
So X the one thing that we said I forgot I thought we had to do a good old to not have a no
It is pretty bad I will agree that that's pretty crazy stop fighting we haven't even followed you Tyler
No guys, I'm playing the only problem is the back up pain isn't buying stuff
She has all the zone on that ashes
I'm playing the second Vayne
Only Vayne
How should we kill the Vayne
What did you say?
How should we kill her?
Okay, so the only thing, listen
See it again, see it again
Vayne is flashless
All we have to do, all we have to do is X ult Vayne
Yes, she has no flash
Just ult Vayne X, that's all you have to do
Yeah, yeah, I will do that. I will make sure she dies.
Okay, so come in, stop going top.
Okay, well, I need the waves.
I need waves, yeah.
No, no, no, you don't need waves, just come up. We're gonna play through Blushens.
It's Swain ult, we can play it slow. We can't play in his ultimate.
We got Swain ult for free, then we ran in.
I don't know, bless us.
Yeah, I mean, he just busted.
Oh
Nice
I
Spray your pussy bless your heart to bless your heart
It's a tank with a tank
One auto
I swear I'm holding on to this fight.
No, no, everyone walk up right now.
We can take control, we first move on this.
All we have to do is wait to walk up.
Vayne Flash timer? I think enemy at 230 right from there.
I'll tell you, I got you an upgrade right here.
Chad, we have to come out of here.
Upgrade me, upgrade me!
No, no, no, we need damage.
Huh?
Moxie walk here, so we can scout for vision.
I think it's on.
We need to push mid.
No X wait here X no X X X this bush
Who's first in command?
Right now me right now me
No, we just wait the second we see vain
That's it. I'm right
Yeah, yeah, what made this was one in this one. Oh, no, no, no, there's two bands to bear do bear do bear
It's too bad. I'll get back. Oh, I'm mark me in the whole game. Okay. I'm mark. It's a flash of a lot
We be good man. We assume bot side vision
We have no work in the baron
Whoa, wait, wait, get ready, get ready
No, no, stop, stop
Okay, I got a 1, 2, 3
So, so, so, so, so on 20, so on 20
Oh, we have to go
He's right, he's right
Can we get a red ward?
Do we get a red ward?
We'll get a red ward
We're led too early, we're led too early
It's okay, just go
Okay, so guys, they're training their hate.
No, all of you guys should just say that I'll solo dragon.
That's okay. All right?
Spot is here, spot is here.
Yeah, I'll stay in fog with them. This is good.
We've got this for free now.
They're coming, they're coming. Careful, careful.
It's fine, it's not. We still ain't playing here.
Let's just, just wait.
I'm going to reset for war. It's careful.
Wait, Red Soul is huge for us, right? Big finish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep, let's head. All right, nice.
No, we just have to get up to the bottom.
I think there's the one here that can be on the left.
Careful, careful, careful.
Constance farming, please.
Yeah, you can mess up.
I'm good, guys.
He's doing his clear, guys.
We are late for the full clear.
They have flash now.
Yeah.
Kind of, do you want to split, like, what do you want to do?
Yeah, I'll play a fight whenever.
OK.
About time.
All right, that's what I want to hear.
Oh, oh!
No, like, stop!
No!
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
No, it's the loudest.
No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't say that.
No, I instantly outmaned the head.
No, this shaman over there is one shotting me.
Yeah, I'm telling you, it's a good weapon.
Chen is that him?
Maybe Zonia, right? So he'll prevent this shaman from happening again?
Our glass didn't even stop there. You flashed it in place, SCC.
Outlasted.
Still no welcome to the jungle.
I was kind of wondering, what's the second one from doing the biggest play in the history of League of Legends?
wow
okay
alright guys listen
on next fight he's an R.A.
on next fight listen are we up to it?
wait yes we just here played for vain kill
and we win bro I'm not gonna lie
I think it might be better if time is split
I'll give you a 5-5
yeah we kinda as long as I should get
an ult on vain
we should fight we should force
wait wait
wait wait wait one moment
I
Not that I'm not that do not fight please don't fight without me
There you go
Just went out this way now, right outside.
Remember, we are still healthy.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we need to get...
We can low-key give this an M.
Low-key give the M.
Yeah, just play off.
Let him buy, let him buy.
We get some poke damage in.
We can now have any poke damage.
Finally, finally.
Oh, mainly.
We got it, we got it.
We got it, mainly.
Point ends.
Let's X-old up.
20.
After 30, but it's loaded.
Oh
Yeah, but twin doesn't matter it's all about the game
I mean I want to I get send it in with a flash hour. No, no, no, no, no always really really fucked
Look at us at the base here
Apple that's the buddy
good
Oh
Good
I'm good
We can't do
No
No
No flash
No flash brain
Push up
I got it
Who's brain?
Brand
I
I allegedly can tell
He's not wrong, he's right
I'll I'll I'll get I'll get the pain we see one knock up on the orn or or Muffie and she's guaranteed that okay
I'm on my edge now I should be strong
On the way!
No no no no no no no no no no
I'm flashing in the air
You're not doing it
You're not doing it
I'm leaving back off
No no take the wave back off
Take the wave back off
Take the wave back off
Sway has no hour last no O
Last puzzle
Last one
Watch out X is going to be under
No no no
I'm going to give you a bottom D for that son
Okay
Ah, dude.
Hey, fuck off!
How's that point flash?
Uh...
No, swing flash? I brought my flash as well.
Welcome to the jungle.
No?
Fuck you.
I'm gank on the farm.
Okay, guys.
I think I know we have to just play as a group here.
But that thing hurts.
She's one shot at me.
I'm playing.
You know, uh...
You know?
I cannot play the fucking game.
me because you didn't play for 10 minutes earlier but I don't play as
fault like idiots
no no
no
you're not talking you're not talking we did
you got brain delay
talking to me man
Okay, great. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, it looks good, it looks good, it looks good.
They sent me.
They sent me.
Oh.
I got him.
Oh, you dead!
Whoa!
Go on, kill them!
He's going to kill them!
No, no, no, no.
I'm on the tank.
Oh, no, guys, I have bad news.
It's all up to this guy. It's all to this guy. I buy X now you can do it. X you got this
Right here
No
Explicit thoughts, okay? No whole thing, okay?
Okay, no whole thing.
I'm talking simpler terms. He needs more than simplify.
No off! No off! Wait! Turn right, wait!
Okay, I'll wait. Yeah, okay. Anyhow.
Uh, something off? Shabby shabby r, shabby.
Okay, nice.
Uh, guys, this is so... I think it's over for you, you know?
I mean, we can't do it because you... you know?
It's gonna be
Yeah, we're back. We're back. See you guys. We have two nm's responding though. It's okay
I was what ran away 58p
We did that here guys. We have bad news. They have all the amber
I'm not gonna let the bed push something. Oh, I'm gonna get fresh it structures
Oh guys guys everyone stop talking if not fight just alts vane. We still win these fights even through all their
I'm telling you. It's fine. Yeah, I got no I got an old to follow up with that just engage first before they engage
Okay, X X
It's just don't do it again, but don't let the murder you're not at the murder here the last way though
Yeah, last one was fine do more of that less of everything else
We can't let me survive here. We need to play here. You gotta go like now guys. Okay. Okay. Wait, just wait on axis
I'll turn in X I'll turn day
get ready, can we go? we need to go
get ready, two
the veins are not even in the fight guys, the veins are not even in the fight
got some veins! how's it going up?
are you genuinely like do you have a mental problem tyler like your your
Yeah, go very nice. You're having me on support that look at the water
Okay, Tyler Tyler proven and you genuinely stand by what you're saying put a hole in your wall right now
Okay, the merry-go-you just honestly you guys fuck too much early and excuse the piece of shit
Tyler you didn't even fight for 10 minutes. You were just walking around for a fight. No, you were top way just doing nothing
I said, let me push top lane and you fucking with their just died. No, I saw you afk
Yeah, cuz they're all frontline they're all tanks. I hope so you did nobody
Yeah, so wait down to 30 K. We're all up with down to your 30 K damage. That's even worse
Yo, do you want me to do? I'm an assassin
No, I'm an assassin and they literally have chain CC hard engage five tanks that the brand has a zone
Yeah, the main problem is that we think I was a problem when the real problem
We don't think no no no we don't think
You weren't a problem
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Now let's rewind when we had the lead Tyler chose to hide at the toilet for the fucking reason
We have to increase the base and actually force the issue, and then going top lane to lane for no reason.
He's right, he's kind of right. Tyler, no stopping the whole game.
Guys, you could blame it on me guys. I feel like I had too many assists and not enough I should have killed stolen, so I could do something.
I gave Tyler like 50 kills on the bot lane, he did nothing with it.
It's like, for Katie and rank 5's, French.
We watched his one real quick though and it's played ex-U.C.
No, the fun unavailable.
Two up, two up, two up, bitch, two up.
I can't play another, I can't play another.
Go one more.
Yes you can, yes you can. Listen to Barack Obama here, yes you can.
No, no, no, I see this on you on support bro, you use support.
Oh, you hand it to me.
I did most damage in your cloud.
your cloud. It is a workable time.
I'm going ADC.
I'm playing.
What do you mean?
Go mid, go mid, go mid, go mid.
I don't play mid.
If you want support, I can go mid.
I can go.
I'll play support.
I can jungle.
What?
Guys, what are we doing here?
Wait, figure out the rules! Wait, who's queuing up? Wait, who's going where?
I'm going man!
Go ahead, what else?
X, where are you guys?
X is going jungle!
No, no, no, no, no, no, I can go support.
Okay, X is going support.
Oxy's going top.
Alright, I'll go top.
Okay, so...
Okay, so, okay, that works, that works.
I'm gonna say is the one thing about a lot of losses that is is always a jungle
I'm in danger. I'm in danger like
I can't even say anything about it I can't say about it about what what what what?
About the fact that in all our losses. I'm on jungle
Well, cuz you don't want to play a hacker on why?
But you never played them!
You never played them!
If you told me that, if you weren't on...
If you told me if you were on Hecarim...
We don't win that?
He's using a broadcast with a new audience
to brainwash them and propaganda them
and to think that he's not on one track, but he isn't.
Alright, we're in the final.
It's fine!
It's fine!
It's fine!
It's fine!
It's fine!
It's fine, it's fine.
Listen, listen, right now, X, it's like you're the kid in the class, that fucking shit in the corner,
and the teacher didn't see it yet, so she's calling out the kid that wrote on the chalkboard.
Like, you would do best, bro, to stop talking after that.
Bro, bro, bro, bro.
I'm gonna focus ships on you, we're gonna have some fucking problems.
Okay, okay, true, true, but you're not the father, you're not the father, you're not the father.
Bro, you're like my cook up then. Like, without you, I'm nothing.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're the same, you're about as worse,
but I'm the worst one.
Like, you are the problem.
What?
I swear to God, I swear to God,
I'm consistently almost always the best person
in the whole game.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How about this?
How about this?
We all say who's fault it was, mostly back game,
on the count of five.
When I say zero, we all say it, okay?
I guess.
Five, four, three, two, one.
X
Okay
How are you saying you I'm gonna get a every single thing is your champion fell off you start making ego plays and permaflighting like an idiot
Okay, okay, I actually agree. Okay, these are things guys guys two things first thing
Low key the pike pick like you did good, but that pick was really bad that came
Second thing we pull getting stream sniped they banned Draven and mouth like okay right there
I'm not gonna lie we needed poke one and two I had to go not
Like
Let me last we got to try hard. Let me last bit. I need no not last week. You carry. Oh Tyler. Let me last
You need to be the bigger man your father now your father now you need to be a big man
Don't does not want to go heck them anymore. I know why
I'm sick of my stomach
Guys with the same pick
Yeah, but I'm the carry here like I gotta carry
Rock paper scissors sans you rock
I said the trailer.
I have paper.
I swear you didn't.
Y'all don't need them.
I swear to God.
I swear to God I'm about to lose my game.
No, I'm not going to take a cent.
Take a cent.
Take a cent.
I'm not swapping.
I need my counter.
Person, take a cent.
Take a cent.
Just swap.
Take a cent.
Do we like a head slash?
I don't think so.
Nice.
You're cheating.
Nice, bro.
You're that?
Why don't you want to lock in your mint?
You see the mint?
Nothing.
You got last pick almost every single game.
Tyler.
Tyler.
They locked and locked, and you decided to get locked in.
You decided to get lost
I can't
Okay, nice nice
If you go AP, if you go AP, I can go AD.
But if you go AD, I can't go AD.
What?
Bro, they have to go Mercy here.
Look at our comp.
They own a win.
Guys, kids, I want you to be split.
But if you go AD, they're going to build Tabi's.
I don't know where to find them out.
I'll pick AP, I'll pick AP.
Wait, oh, what are we banning?
Okay.
I like to set up the way it was initially designed.
Plate standard.
We added a good amount of APAD mix.
Nobody gets count full count, we're chillin'.
APC bottom, mid Zed, AD, we're chillin'.
This is a while we're gonna play here,
Blacks and Loads.
That's Dallas wanted last pick for the fifth game in a row
and he grade Q, grade Q.
I don't think you understand.
I don't think you understand.
Dante's on Lee Sin.
No, I'm gonna try and win the game.
Guys, no, no, listen, listen.
He's on Lee Sin.
I know, honestly, I know, honestly,
my Lee Sin isn't bad.
I've won like a game on it, on right,
Not so long ago
Wait, how do you get Crystallis modest, but we're they pick why are you still trying to swap?
Anything I need time to think I try to take a shot, but I don't
What I mean, let me think the cameras all of them. I'm not going night. Love
Like enabled by auto attacks go Nila look at their comp dude
latest skin it was that ties into jinx what's what's what's latest skin
I'm trying to get some to the jungle fuck any please bro any please
for one time any was here oh yeah oh
bar that is the trolling anyway so who gives a shit I'm not trolling dude
yeah you are I swear you're trolling no no no guys guys Lee sin is unironically
one of the easiest champions of play it's fine that is just not okay wait if
it's not true then why can't we dodge younger play Lisa what if we died no no
no yeah I'm telling you we're fine fuck my nomars cook them we are fuck guys
looks good not even know what they self-countered it glitzing to Leona what a
fucking rookie I'm gonna plow it on the back
they do bcs damage here by the way
yeah you're just trolling them
do you know what lock does? you guys know what lock does?
nope nope nope
he claps her cheeks raw
it's what he does
it's what he does
he has a big big burst and a lot of movement speed
think about it like that
I think I was already
top lane experience do you think I go ignite or flash here?
ignite
top lane experience do you think I go ignite or flash here?
I played top lane!
What rank were you?
Rank 1.
That's not the question I was asked.
He said with top lane experience, and I had top lane experience.
Yeah, but what rank was it? How much was the experience?
Rank 1.
No flash.
No, it was Diamond 1 peak.
Hand on to Spire, I expected better then.
Did it hums it's not that bad bow diamond one is like the top of 1% now it is
I'm scared challenge fail doc days only said holy fuck. I just shook in my chair
What is that is that bug?
No guys, can we start being like a nice
Guys how is negativity gonna help us here? Let's actually start being nice like yo don't test
I believe in you you can do it
Got the best. Please tell me these guys are bad at the game
They are um, am I supposed to start yet?
There is diamond
Yeah, I literally don't bring her, no?
0P Masters, and then the lock is 200 LP Masters.
Guys, do I suck if I do Roppers?
Yes.
Go E and then W, I think.
Yeah, and also I'm not supposed to buy Orca Lens.
But actually, I don't even know.
Alright, X, we only hit.
Yeah, I don't know, too.
If Blitz walks up, always walk in front of me, okay?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my God.
Good
There you go
No, it's just unlucky. It's okay. I was going to buy him. I did not expect that either. Like I
I don't know. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
It's not that I want to go on the blitz, it's that, um, there's a weapon that's in my bag,
it's in my bag, oh, that's good, oh.
Why did you lock and win?
Probably need to carry.
Isn't there a good interplay?
Yeah, well, no one wanted to swap with me.
Yeah, no, Loki, I made Moxie first back this game.
I'll take accountability for that one
It's okay, Moxie. I can come help you soon. Don't worry. He's level three. I'm level one. Look at that
Look at look at that dude. It's okay. David and Goliath. That was a look at these items. David's win either
Listen, where's the red sign? We are Goliath. I don't know
So no one gave us right
I
Actually good there. Yep. Yep. That's good. That's good. Yeah, Bob Jenny hard camp. What is this?
What the fuck
No, I can't they're just focusing me
Oh night no sums are jeans
Come on not bad not bad
Let's go guy wait actually see so calling them poor
I'm not joking, they're gonna catch me at the whole game. We might need hunters.
Yeah, yeah. Watch AFK again. I'm gonna farm for a while.
Yep, I got them.
Bob.
Tantas?
Yep.
They're sitting Bob.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Him being Bob is like completely creeped out. There's no reason for him to do all that.
And he's gonna catch me at the whole game.
I will talk to you Tyler cause top's fucked
Tyler we might need you to set the carry list
I'm getting my words
I got you guys
Yo hey don't forget about the secret uh
The secret carry
Yeah
I got you
I need a scale first dude
I
It's all good we go to the next emote
It's lost
Okay here's what I do
Work it we're gonna play safe
Play chill a little bit right?
Yeah you're gonna
and disengage and it's already been happening yet and I'm gonna roll a little bit later on
well I get dope top of the game's over
nah don't worry you're fine
it knows you're there
you guys are slightly gonna stick by the way
it's pretty awful yeah
yeah
one hand stirps the place
the opposite
hold on we'll stick
have fun
no nox
no
go
No way, they just... they know, they know.
He's actually coming out.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
God, I got missing 5 mana
Oh, they're coming again today, Jinx
Huh?
You killed him, killed him
I thought it was good, you piece of shit
I'm trying to lift, I backed out and you're still a carrier
You killed him by the 3-body, 3-body, 3-body
Yeah, I'm ok, I'm ok
Backside bottom, I give you the same bottom as all of them, yeah
I think that's what you want me to do, you think that was fine?
Results to sniping and ghosting so I will never get good enough to make it all mommy's it will can't snipe him dog shit
Do you think to make our juggler for recently said she's upset?
I mean, I'm not oh
All right, boss there. Why don't we not ban this character?
I'm coming top, I'm coming top.
I'm coming top by the way.
Yup, I mean he definitely doesn't fucking near you.
Wow, that is like last pixel very much.
I understood damage before you died.
Alright, I can run up too, I can run up too.
I think if you fight one more time you will be able to get a kill.
I think if you fight one more time you will be able to get a kill.
All right, I can run up to I can run up to I think if you fight one more time you will win LL
That is bad news. It is
Yeah, we defend it's got cam. It's all good
You might go here though careful
What didn't die
Not bad
He's gonna hold it
Yeah, what's up?
I'm just dead here
Try to throw one of them, GA.
They are too strong.
Yep, yep, it's good.
Maybe that?
We're way too weak.
Okay.
Um...
Not just to begin the gates!
Well, just to go next.
Just wasted my time.
I stayed up for this.
Aw, man.
These players are shameless, so...
Okay, so listen.
I think if we looked for a 4-9 bot, it could work.
I'm gonna get six and try to help team okay. This is just awful. I need six.
I need six. I'm gonna just get my Sackroberts.
I'm out of here. I'm out of here.
WQE for engage
You still want to dodge
What
I don't think so, right?
He's on it.
What the fuck are you pinging me for?
What are you on me to do?
It's strong.
Yeah, we know that.
He won't buy like seven times.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
He won by like seven times
No, we didn't I got not that much honestly, they did play they're really ready
Why are we playing this talk coming in when we could be playing dead cock the hit new valve title dead cock
The invites only underground mower dead cock
63 months. This is William. I've been watching some stupid
Yeah, just play back a little bit
I should see he said play back. Why did you?
Cuz I saw a kill possibility. Well you didn't he said play back. He said
you didn't say anything. You walked forward and pressed R. I thought he said I'm going
back it. Okay and if he said I'm going back he said walk a bit and press R. What the fuck
is going on? Okay listen. Yes. I think we should actually look to where it stopped there.
You aren't stupid. Well, never mind.
Yeah, I'm going up.
Hehehehe.
Here, can we maybe look up this?
Yeah.
Oh, wait! Axi, we're all behind you!
Alright.
There's a flash, there's a flash, there's a flash!
There, turn on the air, please!
No, my god!
Done.
We tie our box and X can carry the sums.
Hell shit.
Why did you do that, Nautic?
Dude, I'll get that last one.
I didn't actually want to take it.
OK, but at least there's not the win card.
Dude, are you normal, seeing what I'm saying?
Hey, what about your friend?
Oh, he seemed dead to me.
I don't think you need to hit him.
He's coming.
He's coming, dude.
Wait, what the fuck does this character do?
She flashes then I flash E. That's the only way we're gonna kill her. I mean your bronze
I hope this makes a day back. What was that call?
I mean I didn't make that call for dragon made someone else did
So who made the guy looking at the phone at the call?
It doesn't matter who it is because there's no iron team
We all follow this we all follow this we are a better
Help
He's gone I mean
I don't even know what the fuck this bitch does a third flash. I burn. I mean, it's just annoying
Okay, we don't do here. We don't do here. Get ready. Get ready. Get ready. Hey
It's not bad guys, it's not my guys
Yeah, I'll give that one to you
What I think if you chew a game you play game
Guys red button did this bed pass make a league fine
What what I do
Let's pick.
No, no, no.
You're trying to get us on the edge of that one.
I know.
Let's not.
Let's not.
Oh, God.
So bad.
Just one block.
One block.
What a bad player.
I'm not hungry on this right now.
And you're level seven.
I need you.
Shut me up.
I believe you guys are getting rolled.
LL.
Oh, what would I not say in this situation?
Is that you to call him?
I've got a lot of these one guys looking here I'm looking here
I hope he has a bad break I'm fucking dead
Wait, come on come on
Oh, you bait and fuck
Wait no no we're fine we're fine we're fine we got this shit though
I have ult now
Yep mine's up in the fight
guys come in
fine we'll be a look here
I'm keeping here, I'm keeping here
guys, guys in the middle
chasing
oh, they see me
go lock, go lock, go lock, go lock, kick him, kick him
no
okay tell him you have all the shutdowns you better carry
you going jinx?
I'll give you a band of just so guys don't don't give Jinx three sets up
Okay, no, no, no
We maybe we can look on the house. I would say what about that there is what about that there is guys he's half
Yeah, we can look in my
Don't break that this guy
Does the only hurt in him on streaming immediately back to
Yeah, no flash, no flash, no flash!
Okay, if I get Gintu, I'm in the game. I see Gintu.
Almost there.
Almost there.
It's about to be the best comeback angle.
Robster.
content please cast straight away and I get to welcome to the other pool.
You might have to steal a dragon.
Yep.
But it's fine, it's shitty mountain.
Mountain's like the worst one.
I'm rewarding you?
They can't really stack against us.
I just read through mountain.
I'm not gonna walk that too far.
Yeah.
Um...
Our jungle's a waterbinder, which I...
I
Think we just need to send it on like multiple people
Yeah
You buy play bush and like force them to walk in like they're not they know we're gonna be in it
But I think we just want to fucking turn it in
Not a bus
I
Okay, James was really controlling but the slapping
The James was middle by herself, but I thought I would pat if she passed up he was dead
Since now you want I don't want
Yeah, that's why I say yeah
It's all good, shabbin' right?
The reality is that we got camped by snipers.
I don't get a shoo at every snipers, or camped by snipers, I'll act like a motherfucker.
Wait, what did he do mid though?
We said the same the first he just walked into the turret
Well guys that was a blast that I mean it was a blast it was what let's not let our experience be soured by some
Weasel players
Overall it was fun, but these are the ruin it these are the ruin they put everybody else was just yeah guys
Okay, let's cut out is like it was nobody's fault and any of the losses like we all did well
We all tried our best. We all sat there. We like we did everything that we could you know like
We gave it a good we gave it a good showing
I think next time we've got a swaps around it still
Next time I did the next time I go on the jungle road
I don't want to be the guy to say it. I think you're right
I think I think we gotta be honest. I could actually win about way harder than them like any of you, too
So we got can't talk. We got campus. I was
Like X you're the best supporting lobby I'm talking about like a tolerant hums because the problem with them X is up like
They don't understand your greatness. So because of that they sit there and they like hold you back
And it makes you look bad. Well, like if you have somebody that gets you then we can they just take over the
the like the way you hear this he's playing I can't take you to the
stupid motherfucker take seriously he plays support one time he's doing like one
in 30 I don't know why I don't have it go on these as well like I swear you're
not the carry you guys can play a ball together
Hums you beg for last pick and you went 3-11 you stupid bastard.
I got camp I couldn't play the game.
Dude why is it always excuses with you?
That's the only excuse I had.
What's your excuse on Lee Sin?
I perform.
No, no.
Okay, okay I gotta go guys, I gotta go.
A lot of fun?
Jesus.
I'm gone next Sunday guys, I'm not next Sunday.
a couple months tomorrow, no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm in Paris for seven days.
You guys do this weekly?
Yeah, it's a lot of fun to play.
Wait, what about next week's dope show?
What about Friday? Friday?
Friday? Saturday?
No, I'm going to be on the top three, guys.
So I'll sign two weeks or I'll be good for every weekend.
OK, bye.
All right.
All right, you guys have fun.
Good night, guys.
Good play.
See you, man.
Yeah, I mean, I mean snipers are awful.
I mean, also today I wasn't in the game because I woke up really early.
Like I wasn't in the zone.
I wasn't in the zone.
Bro, X, X, X, these guys play the game every single day and they're barely outperforming
you.
True.
I mean, this is their game but they are quote unquote the best in.
Yeah, yeah, people don't feel their respect.
Ah, I'm real getting skills.
Yeah, they almost like the OGs that made gaming.
Like, I made gaming.
Yeah, literally, literally.
What now?
Oh, I got some of the best.
I ain't going to want to throw that.
I go, I didn't.
I do these later.
Later, man.
Later, later, later.
I do these.
sure
less than three
Catch this man, but they did not know that this would not be their last encounter with
April 11
2025 this cramped in police officer notices a white Nissan
He's a two-way left turner that had to pass another vehicle in the area of Reservoir Avenue in Rhode Island.
But as he initiates the traffic stop, he has no idea that this seemingly cooperative driver is about to pull a move that he does not anticipate.
You're just trying to be a true sportsman you need to stop, you know?
I just need your driver's license.
This is a rental by the way.
Is it a rental?
Yeah.
Okay.
Is it a rental?
Is it in your name?
No, I can call the guy out.
Can I just see it quick?
Yes.
You're still with my dog?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, I just call him.
I'm saying, I'm not saying anything.
I'm not saying like it's the rental the car in your hands in the rental agreement. Did you go? Oh, yeah?
Yeah, it's in my name. Okay. I'm gonna bring it's my name. You don't have the paperwork flat
Like it should be when I received or something. No, it was so this is him right here. Okay
What's the rental company? No, I
Don't worry about it. It's Nova something. Okay. I just got this how's your driver's license. Oh good. It's good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not suspecting anything.
Okay, no recent tickets or anything?
No.
You ever been in trouble?
Yeah, I've lost a client in global.
For what?
Uh, I got caught, um, with a first-degree, well,
with a second-degree on robbery.
Okay.
And then I got admitted to a first-degree on robbery
I was in 2016.
Is there no weapons in the car or anything?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, okay.
All right, all right.
Like I said, maybe just in my lane and, uh,
I was being an asshole.
I'm on my way to Providence.
I get you, probably having a rough day.
Yeah.
Traffic's a pain in the ass.
Well, I'm going out tonight, so.
Yeah.
Just give me one minute, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
The driver is 28-year-old Damien Peterson, and while he appears forthcoming with the
information he shares about himself, the officer is about to discover that there is much more
he has chosen not to reveal.
As the officer runs Damien's name through the database, he quickly discovers a decade-long
criminal history filled with frequent, though non-violent, offenses ranging from property
and theft crimes to financial fraud, substance-related violations, and harassment, but it is a file
created by detectives within his own department that immediately puts him on alert.
Franson detectives had an active narcotics investigation involving Damien, and after
gathering sufficient evidence of drug activity, an affidavit of arrest warrant had already
been signed and entered into the system.
Wait, did I get that in the warrant for me?
We need to be on the street in the truck.
Just stand by with the names.
Now, as the officer asks for backup and steps back out to speak with Damien, who doesn't
I know how desperately he doesn't want to go to jail.
Hey man, can I talk to you?
Can you step out from here real quick?
I just want to talk to you.
Well, what do you have to do?
So you're talking real quick.
Usually you fall right there.
Just come in the back of the car.
I'd be arrested.
No, I just want to talk to you quick.
Yeah.
Come right here.
You don't have any weapons on you or anything, right?
No, I don't.
I'll have to check quick.
I don't even think you put the cigarette out, alright?
Yeah
I'm going to show you all the tech stuff.
I'm going to show you all the traffic.
I'm going to show you all the traffic.
That was in myself.
I'm going to bring them home. I have not been home.
So why don't you take it out of everything else and put it in your pocket?
Because when I was at the storage, I put them in my pocket.
But I'm not a violent person.
But I don't trust them.
I don't trust them. They're cute.
That's it.
So when I asked you to be out of bank trouble for you,
you banked trouble for me.
I bet you I was telling you.
First, I have a room charge, one more.
Is there any alcohol or something to do with it?
No.
OK.
Is there anything in there?
No.
I don't see any more drugs.
My uncle, he, I just got out a year ago.
Like, I don't do anything.
OK.
Is there no code, no, no, no, anything?
No.
I don't see.
I don't get drug.
All right.
There's not any drugs.
There's no knives or anything?
No.
And that is, I swear to God, I will show you my messages.
I will show you my stuff, man.
Got any of the guns?
I'm just doing my very best to figure it out.
Turn around real quick.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
kill kill kill
what the f**k
But why?
During a search of the vehicle, officers recovered a glass pipe from the driver's side door
storage compartment.
They also discovered a hollowed out vape containing clear plastic baggies, one filled with a white
powdery substance consistent with cocaine or fentanyl, and another containing a hard
broken like substance consistent with methamphetamine.
In addition, officers located a small torch lighter and a digital kitchen scale inside
the vehicle.
Still test conducted on the suspected narcotics using NARC-3 test kits, returned positive results.
The substances were determined to be approximately 2.4 grams of fat in 1.3 grams of methamine.
This is it?
What's it called?
Why'd you run, man?
Yeah, they bleep it out like we're gonna fucking still it in the oven's locker, like it.
I have a little bit of drugs, man. I'm about it.
All right. You know, we have a warrant, all right?
No, I didn't know that.
We have a warrant.
Um, are you in there?
What does it say? It's me when we see it.
It's gonna be our top team, man.
Yeah.
Right after I asked if you had any drugs applied,
man, I was just trying to draft.
Yeah, it's got a lot of...
drug possession offenses and traffic violations
on top of his active arrest warrant.
Officers have no idea that this will not be the end
of his encounters with law enforcement.
Before long, another group of officers
will cross paths with him,
and that encounter will have far deadlier consequences.
Around 11 24 p.m. on April 26th, 2025,
Johnson police officers respond to a shell gas station
on Hartford Avenue in Rhode Island
for reported disturbance involving a man and a woman.
Upon arriving, officers immediately recognized the man as Damien Peterson sitting inside
the man's sedan and quickly learned that he has an out...
J- I really- J- I almost wanted to be on his side like, come on, bro.
Like, like, the guy doesn't look like a complete tweaker.
Maybe he turns up around me, you know what I mean?
Like, maybe this guy has some hope.
Like, I was like, come on, man.
But then he's a fucker!
Like-
Like, what is Bro doing?
Like, what is Bro doing?
Fuck you!
If the active case is already pending against him, officers immediately go on alert.
Now as Damien watches the officers position themselves around him, they suspect he may
try to flee and begin moving their cruisers to cut off any escape route.
But what they do not realize is that this time Damien will not stop at anything to protect himself.
Well...
I've now did a yelling ban.
Push that spike, that spike, that spike!
I can't see anything.
I think we went the f**king car. Hey, send a rescue.
What the hell did that?
Hey, Ted, send a rescue. I've been hit by a car, shots fired, we got someone down.
Hey, is he dead here? In the lake? Where?
Oh, that looks fucking terrible, I'm not gonna lie.
Well, I mean, that looks fucking god-awful, I mean.
Get a tourniquet!
Get a tourniquet!
Go!
Hey, apply pressure!
Right now!
Get a tourniquet on him!
Hey, we got a gunshot in the field.
We need a tow truck.
We need a bunch of people down here.
Come on, let's go.
Wait.
Scythe?
I mean, low, if you let him hit the pipe, you know?
He's doing it for you now. We got a rescue coming?
It's on the stomach. It's on the stomach.
It's on the stomach. It's on the stomach. It's not in the leg.
Get a rescue.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, where's he stuck?
Yeah, that's where it is. That's where he is.
Oh!
On the back of your head.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No.
Oh!
Where's he coming?
Oh!
He's back.
I know you.
He's back.
I'm hungry, there's some, there's some, there's some.
There's one, there's one.
I'll be good, Shobby.
One guy's out of the room, left stomach.
Left stomach.
I'm going to take one in.
One patient, only one patient at the stop.
Do you have the second round here
to continue on the caution?
I have you on the discharging.
As Damien is rushed to the hospital
for urgent medical treatment, one of the officers
contacts the gas station to obtain surveillance footage,
evidence that will later play a crucial role
in revealing exactly what Damien attempted
to do this night.
You have access to video surveillance footage?
Oh, it might be GG.
I mean, I'm not going to be insensitive, right?
I think like.
All right, give me a favor.
Just get it timed up for like the last hour,
maybe in the last 30 minutes.
And then I'll have someone come in here.
I'm going to take a look at it.
The gas station surveillance footage
would later reveal that as officers moved into arrest
Damien, he suddenly hit the gas. Despite an officer standing directly in his path, Damien
chose to continue driving, nearly panning the officer between his cruiser and the sedan
before striking him. Faced with an immediate threat, the officer fired four rounds in self-defense,
one of which struck Damien, ultimately leading to the crash and his arrest. The officer sustained
injuries during the incident, but was treated and later...
Well, the reality is that if the guy's only point is to escape, he did a very, very poor
job and whatever happens is absolutely on him.
Because the reality is that if the only thing is to escape, you're not thinking about not
damaging the car and you would have went over the fucking median.
Like, it is what it is.
Like this guy had no regards to anybody, he has the safety or health and so did they.
it makes absolute sense and the law will agree with that and all the
pained injuries during the incident but was treated and released after receiving medical care.
Damien also survived and made a full recovery. Ultimately Damien was charged with felony,
felony assault and or battery, driving to endanger, resulting in physical injury,
misdemeanor, possession of a controlled substance times two, obstructing officer execution of duty,
resisting legal or illegal rest, disorderly conduct. Eventually he was found guilty after
enter again no contest plea deal under which charges of possession of a controlled substance
and disorderly conduct were dismissed. Ultimately, he was sentenced to four years in state prison
followed by six years of probation. He is also ordered to complete substance abuse counseling.
Don't just watch. Well, I'll give you a full debunker take on this. The reality is that obviously
and never put themselves in front of cars, right?
Or like in the line of danger,
and I will agree with my own thing on this full-time.
But!
But!
Later crash surfed between standing to officer
and then to move into a rest game and he suddenly hit the gas.
Despite-
But!
An officer standing to wreck-
With the overall vibe of it,
with where the wheels are turned or whatever, right?
I like to think about this like this, yeah.
I like to think about it like this.
How does it play out as the person who is there?
What does this guy see and what's the feel for it, right?
Gets out of the car, a little bit uncertain, sure.
Looks at the wheel.
It seems like the guy's gonna go to the right
and not do be some dumb fuck, right?
He's in his path.
And still to the right and then slams to the right.
That's the left, like that's awful.
Like what is he doing?
Like dude, this guy slams to the left like a moron.
He ain't chose to give up.
Like I think at that position,
I think the officer did pretty decent at not getting hit.
And it's not some NBL border to shoot situation.
It's not the same as some of the other ones that are like.
Really pinning the officer between his cruiser
and the sedan before striking him,
faced with an immediate threat.
The officer fired for the amount of self-defense,
one of which struck Damien,
ultimately leading to the crash and his arrest.
The officer sustained injury.
All of you disagree, actually, I think correct.
My fix of my cars and I'm just saying to you.
It's always been the exact same as the consistent if you look at any of the video also also
Yeah for sure
Then the ice car while we mean it, but it
Would depend depending who the ice car
That person that person was was uh, um reckless and stupid so
The take on the icing was the other thing is the same thing
The prisoner in the vehicle was incredibly reckless and it had nobody's safety in mind
and the same thing happened to that person where they were given the exact insurance
as they see other people.
And again, they needed to prison in the shoes of whippers in front and what's going to happen.
But I do agree though that the cop, the fucking gunner's agent did not do good either.
But it's not because you're making a mistake that you deserve to die for it.
So these walls are so bad.
I do think it would be cool though to see just how far people can put competition and
That kind of min-max robot, you see?
You put some specifications and always a Cliker League
and you see who wins.
Like, how good can they make it
and how competitive can they be?
Man, I wanna see some fucking,
I want some Cliker do some backflip and shit.
You have like F1, but for football, yeah.
Because what if it's in the game?
What if it becomes actually cool?
This is lame because look at the guy up there.
The table.
Yeah, I think everyone is also bad.
Yeah, everyone sucks.
True. He's right.
Oh, I see that.
ever the good example it kind of is um perhaps to some games to bring the eight
back interesting with an output of 250 watts this laser have you tried to know
You know, here's the monster asset of course a kind of a pain to set up, but really fun, much
lovely.
Oh, no, for my eyes are really like this, what is that?
Point two percent of the laser's power is already considered an instant blindness hazard,
as well as a fire hazard.
The luminosity of this laser is especially impressive as well.
Having more than quadruple the brightness of my hundred watt laser is this one is a brighter
sky blue color.
It's funny because even though I have this thing,
You know, there's something you were to pull out of that.
Does that blind somebody in for that?
Even possible.
Let me give you a quick rundown of the features of this laser.
So this switch right here turns the whole thing on.
And you can see the readouts there for the battery
voltage and temperature.
And these switches right here are what
turn on the water pump and the cooling fans, which
are impressively quiet, I have to say.
And the safety switch is right here,
which of course, arms the laser.
Then these knobs right here control the PWM
Frequency and duty cycle but for the time being I'm just gonna leave these maxed out
Then the trigger right here is what finally fires the laser
Pretty cool, right? What?
I'm sure you're wondering what can you burn with the world's strongest handheld laser
Well a lot of things
I'll spoiler alert a real crazy stuff happens when you stick a lens on front and focus the beam to a tiny point
Well, let me first show you what the unmarked-
So what if you keep blinds of it temporarily?
Right? Like, like, and I know some guys in a car chase,
and then you just fucking beam them,
so they're blind just for, like, 10 minutes.
Like, and then they have to pull over.
I'd beam this cape of love.
Let's start with a block of-
Plot of accuracy, because it would hit other people.
Basically, instantly, you can even hear a little explosion
as the pyrolyzed vapors catch fire as well.
Shout what?
The small portion of the light that reflects off of the wood
is able to illuminate my entire shop.
That's a lot of light.
Cutting electrical tape is a classic demo for a strong hand-held laser.
But of course, this laser is well over a thousand times more powerful than what's needed to accomplish this.
The tape is sliced as fast as I can wave the beam across it.
The tape is sliced as fast as I can wave the beam across it.
The same goes for any sort of thin plastic I throw in front of it.
Yo!
A plastic cup is quite a bit thicker than the tape,
but it doesn't seem to have much meaningful effect against the laser.
The beam punches straight through it without issue.
If we're doing classic experiments, let's pop some balloons.
That was pretty quick.
While we're doing overkill, matches are unsurprisingly no match for the laser.
Slow-mo shows that they make it about two hundredths of a second before catching on fire.
Newspaper falls in the instant ignition category as well.
barely the beam is enough at long distance the effect goes lower but paper
bags make an especially satisfying sound from the flash pyrolysis lose power
you might think that would be a challenge considering how reflective it is but
nope it melts nearly instantly a CD was the first real challenge for the laser
of course it's still caught on fire instantly but it took a while for the
being the punch all the way through what human skin yeah or I mean but not
the time but just just like I mean just like a piece of me there's like a piece
of me
PWM feature and I want to show you what this does when it comes to burning
by switching the laser at audio frequency ah target actually makes sound as it
vibrates from through the tracking tracking
full wisdom teeth removed yesterday. Man, I'm wondering about the possibility of building
a musical laser. All right, now it's time to actually test this laser's true destructive
power. I'm going to stick a big f-theta lens on front in order to concentrate the output
to a point and maximize power density. Everything I've shown you-
So the real job is when I put the cover on the server, the check low key. This is the
I couldn't make my own run man.
He's right.
It's the light of the Srin... Srin... Srin University?
That's nuts. Wow.
Yeah, I got a picture on it for the second day.
That's cool. Uh, yeah, what else?
Um, there's no streamer view.
But 3D is on how to survive a more unrealistic track of course.
You put the...
Shocking performance.
Anyways.
Boot up newslock randomizer Soul Silver.
Bozo.
Yeah, but aren't you a silver player though?
I thought you're a silver, aren't you?
77 months, can I get a welcome to you?
It's been 6 and a half years since I've heard it aware.
I just watched your take about how games only matter at the beginning of games and I don't
understand.
You wouldn't say that about us like science or sports or mathematics, so why does it apply
to the one thing you were good at?
like I explain take it they take it simple a true good player is it something
copied everybody and just like a true that is somebody who innovates like
isn't this on the fly like when a game is recent or not that reason but at least
There's so much, so much reason.
You can, you can like, come out with shit there.
It's, it's cool.
Like, that's real skill.
You have to invent that something.
Well, what, what, what are these topics?
This is terrible.
What the fuck?
Men, um, contribute more than women in society.
You don't have to make it seem
like women don't do anything.
Cause we both don't talk.
You agree with that, Tic?
I mean, what do you do though, besides being human life?
And I mean, even still that takes to,
what are you talking about?
Well, women literally do a lot.
You're acting like every woman in the world is unemployed.
Yeah, damn.
Okay, what do they do besides reproduce and make children?
Can you answer?
They do the same thing that men do, just different things.
Like they still do things for the society.
they just contribute different things than men.
Okay.
You're saying nothing to the same things
but they don't do the same things.
Please be quiet.
You be quiet.
Nobody is talking to you.
Copy and racist makes fun of my accent.
I'm not making fun of your accent.
Okay.
See, you can't do things that women do
in a society there.
Okay.
What are the standards for what a good man is?
Let FOVA join.
No, I ask you a question.
Can you answer?
Name me three things.
Okay.
A lot of women are nurses and surgeons.
Majority of surgeons and certified surgeons are men.
What are you talking about?
Okay, but women still do that.
Like what?
I mean,
I mean, it's dominated by men.
We don't need you guys.
But don't you think if there was a bunch of male,
okay, if there was a bunch of surgeon and nurses, right?
It was a mix of male and female.
And then you just removed all the female ones
because you think they're not contributing anything.
They would be short staffed to like, it would be hard.
Okay, so what would you say is more important,
nurses or surgeons?
Oh, what the hell?
Oh.
I would just say it's more important,
nurses or surgeons.
Surgeons are more important.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, but there's still woman surgeons.
So if you remove all the woman surgeons,
you're gonna be for it.
I'm not a woman.
You're gonna be for it.
That's like 1%.
49 sweets.
Exactly, that's not even 0.01% of women.
Benders contribute.
Stop society.
Maybe men contribute more, that's fine.
But you're making it seem like the only thing women do
is like wash dishes and take care of babies.
Like that's a lie.
That's just a stereotype.
I mean, not really.
I mean, you quite literally take care of children, right?
I mean, most women, their jobs are to be teachers, right?
Health care takers.
I mean, quite literally, that's what you do.
OK.
Yeah, exactly.
So that's what you're good for.
You just went off your word, bro.
Ex-procratitab.
Like, honestly, it's like you can't fight for feminism
and equal opportunities, but you still
don't want to do men's job and get your hands dirty.
That makes no sense to me.
Honestly, I'm going to be honest.
Yeah, but listen, hey, yo pal, I got a question for you.
If other men do a better job than you at your job,
why do we need you then?
To see how you do this, pal.
Low key, we don't need you either,
because some people do it better.
So it's not a real one.
Yeah, hey, Bob.
Hey, Bob.
Wait.
I find this other guy who just needed it.
I'm asking, if other people can do his job better,
why do we need him then?
Wait, what are you talking about?
What are you talking to me?
Yeah, I'm asking, if other men can do the job
you already do better than you, why do we need you then?
Oh, I'm not a surgeon.
Yeah, but anything you do, we can get better than you.
So what do we need you?
Like, do you have a job?
I don't know.
Wait, like, what are you asking, bruh?
I'm asking, why do we need you?
You said a woman do a less best job.
That's why do we need them?
I'm asking you, if other men do your job better than you,
why do we need you then?
Yeah, no, so I never said better.
I say, yeah, hold on.
I never said better.
I said we're just more dominated in that field.
No, you said better.
I never said better, buddy.
I think you hear a shit.
No, you did.
Now you're talking about it.
I had it written down on Juno pads.
You did.
You're not even going to know that.
Yeah, I've been quoting what you're saying.
And quote, listen, it was two and three minutes,
it was three minutes ago.
You said better.
You said that.
You did.
Well, my bad if I said that.
Didn't mean to say better.
All right.
So even if they dominate a certain field
in how many people there is, it might be because people
are not fostering women enough in that field.
Like look at gamers, girls didn't game very much
back in the days. But now that we kind of foster it early on to play, we had, there's
more girl gamers and that's, that's kind of out. Right. I'm right. I'm right. So, wait,
is this to it?
It absolutely is right there. There's really probably, I'm not going to be sure girls will
gain back in the day. It just wasn't as prominent media.
It's what we're talking about. A male dominated field, which was probably like 900%. It's
more like more like 70% these days or maybe 80% which is a which is a
almost which is almost a it's a 10th fold it's a 10th increase so
falsely and behavior increases the the amount of people that are gonna do it
right therefore it reduces male dominance he's right equals he's right
yes I'm right bang so should women
I'm not the owner of this house. I mean, I don't know the service. I don't know how to
like
Do you know laundry and just you know, watch my dishes, you know, cook me food, you know, no cheese to keep making honestly, bro
Like your
Let me speak, let me speak, right?
It's like these women fought for equal rights
and equal opportunities and we give it to them
but they still don't want to go into these fields
that men are dominated for in, right?
It makes no sense.
Yeah, but you don't understand the freedom of...
Listen, the freedom of choice is what matters the most.
Letting everybody choose what they want to do,
even if they can't do it or won't do it
is all that matters.
Asking for the equal opportunities is literally fine.
Even if you ask a hundred women,
Yo, and they all want to do construction.
Only one of them goes construction.
Who cares?
They all have the option,
and that's what everybody should have.
He's right.
He's right.
He's right.
He's right.
He's right.
What briefly, I think the women belong in the kitchen
making mails for me.
They're an avocles for Nalia.
Actually, we went to Harvard, they sent them a taxi.
what the fuck is this why is Lamont talking bro shut the fuck up yo yo yo can
I have a question for now here I'm sorry how to how to why how to why
I don't know how to put that guy on the quicksie but you know what we don't get
to get to the ass only woman is called you have to sit up and sit up yourself
and these guys this guy is pressing you he's pressing you
yo so what if I support him okay he's my best friend thank you thank you see I'm
your biggest fan. This figure
accent is is is rough. You got to work on that.
I did it. I put it on the quick
scene.
It's just like your argument here.
The argument is that it's not because there's less women in a
strong field that women are unneeded. Like it's a very
it's a very bad take.
I
Take the number one blue car jobs
What?
Yo, I'm eating in the college
Once they're needed and wanted anyone that wants to be at I worked like
once I cuz
Wanted in my
In what you know
And oil rigs are them aren't hired there. We want to apply that either so
well you understand that not every job requires a hundred percent of your
strength and power right and there's a wide variety of people that are gonna do
that job and the margins at which a woman would be less capable are not as big as
then not be able to do that job at all it's a bad argument so bad arguments
sorry.
XTC what about like they care workers can they be guys they can yeah there's a
a bunch of them.
Oh.
Are you the actual ex-QC?
Look at, look at it, caring for children, right?
No, it's a voice changer.
It is for everybody.
Okay.
Yes, maybe it's a more predominantly woman domain, right?
Or interest.
On paper.
But it doesn't, it doesn't mean that that's all they're good for.
Wait, wait.
So then are there specific rules that you think that men are more suited for?
more suited. Yeah. But also it
garners more interest from those.
That makes sense. Like, yes, if
every children out there, right,
you would have given them a doll
or like a car toy, right?
I think it makes sense that that the
the men will choose the car
more often than women. That's just
that's just a by and it's a
for this position
where does our fate get its shoes?
who wants to be non-seated?
keep it going, this is fun
wait, hold on, I'll scratch you
never do I, never do I
why is he the judge?
would you prefer, like if your life was on the line
would you prefer a man or a woman doctor?
well then
Yeah. No, no, no, no. Better question.
I'm just keeping both of them all scaled.
Exactly. That's actually the truth.
Better question.
That field, usually, okay, is it takes more effort and there's more checks and there's more experience needed to enter and be in a position.
I trust anybody who would take care of me that point.
a woman or men it doesn't really matter like that bars really high what about
female cops you're very educated for a shimmer no blade
alright yo what are you like he's like you know what
cop female pops I I think I like a problem I'm like all on microphones and
as he's completely broken. Give me a minute.
Why am I not the judge? Can I put this out?
Shut up. How do I make myself a judge?
Have you not hosted a certain thing?
Woman can you talk?
I think that women cops doing bad at their job just garner more views on YouTube,
but therefore we see them more often.
But incompetence happens on both ends of the aisle.
I was gonna do by the cops would you prefer if your life was on the line and you got to call the cops woman or man cop be honest man
Me that guy cop man. Yeah, man. Okay. I respect that Brian
Why would you prefer?
Okay, yeah, I think this is a a bad
It's a bad argument. I think if you're having an argument that an entire group of shunt
because on average they score a little bit less it's an incorrect tough
pattern
it trivializes it dehumanizes and it reduces somebody for just being a part
of a group that performs in marginally not as much in a field and it's really
bad because somebody individually can perform better than the grand majority
of the of the other and like I'm sure um a woman couple tries very hard and does
really good can't perform better than 99% of men in cops
so that's just not true right because in order to get in a police force woman
have to do 20 push us while men have to do 50 right so we lower the bar for these people
man exactly okay so what the hell is that okay okay but most cops are obese though so I think that
a mid 20s woman that's in shape will do better at their job than OB's cops big
American burger big American burger cop less than good at physical tasks then
You made the 20s shit woman.
No, no, X.
He's right.
He's right.
He's right.
What?
He's right.
Yo, yo, X, think about this.
I'm the judge.
There's a bigger American cop who's like a man.
You can take more bullets for you, bro.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
That's true.
The FAT and the body doesn't really help with the bullet.
No, it slows it down too.
It slows it down.
It slows it down.
Yeah, he's gonna give you see bear you got it, too
Okay, bro, it makes almost no difference. You're not allowed to live so you say anything regarding it the
F letter a large and then another letter and another one that in globes only who would be
bigger size I
Think they should just
standardized requirements for being a police officer.
I've seen a lot of larger.
Do you guys like women?
Big bone people.
I don't want to do it.
We don't like women.
So we love women.
Thanks for having me, guys.
I love my mom.
Why are you guys so much?
I don't.
Oh, wow.
I love your mom.
Do you guys have jobs?
Yes.
I guess.
I drive trucks.
I would like to ask the woman what job do you have.
X could keep you like me.
Woman?
Any woman in the car?
How do I use the gavel thing?
Wow, all right.
I think X just wants to talk to you.
Yeah, look at that, look at that.
Sorry, but I'm just so-
What's your profession?
What's your job?
My profession?
Yeah, no woman.
I work as a woman at a hotel.
What's on this guy's fucking friend desk at a hotel. Very nice. So I think a woman are actually
maybe overall better at that job than men.
All right. That's wrong. All right. Why is it wrong? Why is it wrong? I think that greeting
somebody with a nice smile and they care more about their appearance. Yeah, that's what I said
to the appearance is like,
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
They care more and have more patience compared to men.
And honestly, maybe even at this guys,
these are true feelings.
If somebody is irritating me at the desk, I'd go, get out.
But maybe they can hide that sentiment
and still be welcome into the customers
and it's valuable for the business.
You know what I mean?
Well, can you be honest here?
The only reason maybe a woman might be better at that
than a man is for their looks.
That's because you're a creeper.
That is your creeper.
That's why it's not a creeper.
That's because you're a creeper.
OK, I'm done.
Can't say fat.
Can't say black.
So you can say white, but you cannot say black.
You can't say fat or creep.
I mean, what a lovely fucking dumb ass set of rules, Loki.
I didn't take the camera.
Hey, man, that's about it.
there wasn't any good uh...
check it's only twelve that let let's just finish fucking try today
but i'm i'm one time in a minute
without a finished uh...
the the
by the middle again
BOOM BOOM BOOM
I'm gonna die, I don't think it's funny
It's grindy?
What's grindy?
I
So game
Okay, check just just check try to guide the other set
Check in order to kill the boss that I was beating it one. How do I read some of him to?
Shut up when I was there area one time and it was fun
What would I need to be it
Really want to be an age?
Um, a way bigger arena.
Did really?
Watch out.
I don't get anything good with Ranger, is your yoyo not good enough against that boss?
Big arena.
Okay, okay, okay, chat.
What fucking, what weapon do I need and how?
The mountains on the pirates.
Okay hold on. I have an idea. So how do you, how do you respawn the um, hold on let me
just uh, ancient this real quick. So how do you, how do you respawn the, the pets?
Oh, yeah, wait, man. It's Jesse. Can I please play with you? It's been months.
Wait, a man of gold?
No, I put it in the bottom chest as well.
You guys remember when I was in trouble?
I put the gold in the chest.
Trouble was it.
Am I blind or what?
Oh there.
Chat is there any boss I could I could I could go to right now
That there's something that can help me this destroyer
Wait is that what we did last time big arena
And that's fun and everything to get some more than a bigger arena
So how do you find the destroyer then chat what do we need to just respond to this order?
Paul world is way better with friends, you're just bad, that's why you were miserable playing it.
Shadow the what?
Rotten chunks and sword knights.
Mechanical worm, that's what it takes to summon it in.
There you are, though.
I'm just a little lighter.
Only six?
Oh, we're good then, right?
I didn't get a warm like very old though. Is that a good bottle we did a long time ago?
What is going on?
Okay, I think I need to keep the shell because I like mobility. No, it's a harder version of it. Well, that's just it
Why do you guys have something to do with that?
It's too long we're good at it.
We're gonna get fucking bullshitted by cavalry.
And then we're gonna both wall them and feel like we had a bad day because of it.
No?
I mean, we've got another negative amount.
Oh, god, two of my nails, you're the bad guy.
I just feel like it's not your type of thing.
Oh, no.
Option 40, because I'm a big oven.
I don't live in Prisat, but it has that all there.
Well, it was meant to be more, actually.
I got pictures of interest.
Checking them all then I'll finish this game.
I need to get some more of this. I'm gonna go play them.
Talk to who?
Mage of Vampire, what is that?
What the fuck is that? Mage of Vampire.
I'm getting boned hard to have any rotten chunks
give Paul world another chance when Jesse is back on
Wait, Stevan Prime is the easiest boss, really?
Well, man, he's still a fight first, so that's why I was around here.
Alright, let's do this fight first, then, fuck it.
Chaz, what about the total honor?
You played it for 20 minutes and gave up because of the UI. It's grindy, but fun.
Instead of the UIs, I think the whole game is kind of soulless a little bit.
Because they're playing like a mod of another game, damn it.
What was that pickaxe at? What the fuck?
So am I dying?
And all these people sues a flight?
Sues a flight?
of light exactly wait souls of night what oh fuck off
I'll try to stop me harder.
And how do I get back to it?
In here?
I'm in there now.
First time viewer here, I've watched you for the last 20 minutes and was not impressed.
I will be taking my talents to Aki FC.
Okay, I'll do that.
So here then.
here?
I'll give you an air.
They don't drop the fucking item that you're trolling in.
All world blazes, it's overrated sloth.
Keep progression there.
I'll try it, okay? I'll try a bit of that.
What in the world?
where the fuck was that
friendly boulder
I'm not gonna be shitting
I'm in the coffin right now, as we speak.
Corruption?
I'm inside of this.
It goes diagonally?
It hasn't gone that deep yet.
Wait, what?
I don't know if I've actually done it before. Is it like a new dungeon?
KX, you probably know more about games than me since it's your job. But why are you so
bad? Like really bad, on paper you are the worst. Just asking, XQCL.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Do you have any idea why your mother is a fucking cow?
Like, if you give me 80 pointers, I mean I'll pick it.
So why is your mother such a big fucking cow, bitch ass?
Okay, so maybe I go down in hell?
And go all across?
I mean it doesn't it is like it works I'm the other donors mom don't you dare talk
about me and my son like that it goes diagonal
I'm going to go out of the car motherfucker
Oh my god.
Did you gamble on if to fight class night?
Oh no.
Now is this corrupt?
I'm on it.
A desert spirit.
Spirit.
Oh!
him down my butt like if you were doing it.
Next don't know is weird to champion ship
What's up?
What's happening?
You're trying to maliponnake me, oh my gosh, you're trying to maliponnake me.
I'm trying to go to the other level, I'm fucking trying but this game is absolutely abysmal.
It has to be interruption, diagonal left, underground, cave level, purple zone, dead biome,
three o'clock, fortnite, three potions, like fucking just make it more simple, man, Christ!
Like, gosh darn it!
I'm going to go back to the base, and then I'm going to go back to the base.
I'm going to go back to the base.
I'm gonna fucking punch. I'm gonna fucking punch!
Can you put a light on the head?
Like can I put a- This game about cave mining doesn't have a fucking helmet with a light
on it!
Fucking dog shit.
She's a garbage mother-sucker.
I'm gonna put down some torches
W, W, W, W, W.
Um, um.
where are the bombs? where are the bombs? where are the bombs? I don't see the bombs!
purple fire 87 damage from just passing by
This is my last fight, man.
This is my last fight, man!
This is my last fight, man!
Some cut, you gangster cut for real, for real cut, 60 months cut.
Oh, well, you're a machine gunner.
I don't want to fight it, I don't want to fight it.
Yeah, it looks like water.
What's down the garden there?
Chris's playing with it.
You think I want to trust?
of
the
death
of
death
of
please stop please stop
What was that? You didn't fly! You didn't fly! What was that?
So you want me to farm it this night?
What is the problem give me?
So no loot for the clown?
Well we don't have bad items, I've worked all day for this shit.
Well these items are going to be a great way to get them.
This is good, this is good, this is good.
So what do I want to do?
Dude, where's it on my golden heels, imagine that.
I haven't tried it yet.
Fucking die dude.
Who's hitting me?
Oh my fucking god brother man.
What should be good items on this one?
The banana rang is good.
Okay, the bad one, bud.
Is it good?
Angry fast clock.
is any of these guys shit good at all?
I
Says it's farm this night, and it's all fucking dog shit
Thank you, thank we had it just yet
Reacts the loot.
This is awful.
I haven't got any good ends on this at all.
The slain is left.
Unbelievable.
I'm pretty good.
Cat, Nimbus, why are they good?
Not bad.
I think I need to put all my limbs in chess, thoughts.
Okay, I'm doing it.
Explain how.
The cannon?
The Chaos Cannon's a good-
So the knight has been completed and the items that we've gotten from this is nothing yet.
Four gold!
The Nimbus is good.
I feel like cappuccino.
Do you even have it in your room?
I do not.
Are you ever going to play RP again, Pointless?
I don't know what.
I can actually go for the boss, I need some of it.
and
Okay, Jack, is there a spot?
Isn't this corruption?
Sajdo henan
So here they are right?
Wow.
Well, I'm shocked from not just the ability to attack at this point.
Hold on, I'm doing one thing at a time, hold on.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get out of here and see if I can get out of here.
I mean I got one right?
I think I'm going to use a push in.
Okay.
I'm going to use my pots.
That gave me four.
That gave me four, that's huge.
What?
The artwork.
I just want to remind you that you do so much great for so many people who will all
just smile on our faces.
Thank you for everything XQC.
Oh hell yeah.
Have you manned up and changed your shit from warding to menacing slash violent?
Oh yeah, I'm like half or two.
It's mostly all messing and shaming godly.
Problem mate?
Mate?
Hello?
82 months I guess.
Thanks for the content Mr. Felix.
Alright.
I'm in the right zone.
Is that not good?
It works, it works, I got it!
Change cloths
Why are the souls the souls
that is I now possess nine
hello just em hope everyone's doing well thanks for always turning up for us
mr. cowl you help people more than you know
So what if I went into the old arena of the bee to kill the boss I want to beat?
Why not?
Ewww, what is that disgusting creature?
It's fine because I already have what I needed.
I don't give a shit.
I don't care.
I need it I can you for the sword light night and I got it so I mean fuck them I mean fuck you
Have a lot of no open as a 12
Now need rotten chunk
Immune the darkness
I should have him at night, I don't know.
Lost to Ludwig Lo, lost to Jinxie Lo, lost to Ron Lo, lost to Jason Lo, lost to Yorma
Claren Lo, now lost to Ferrari Lo, my grandma could beat you with this Point Lo X QCL.
Lost to Jason Lo, lost to Jason Lo, lost to Jocelyn Lo, lost to Jocelyn Lo, lost to
Jocelyn Lo.
Man, just lost a Twitter clever
Desert chair
So, what do I get from that?
Why does it only get to Plantara?
Why not now?
Okay, let's go.
Haven't you heard chat the world's coming to an end so where would you rather die here?
Chat a rotten chunk where me down into your paradise
Don't be scared cuz I'm your body type just something that we want to try
Cuz you and I we're cool for the summer
Sounds done looking
Forty-three months, punk.
Uh, rotten chunks fucking where?
Where are the rotten chunks?
Oh, that's true.
Chad, what are you doing to the graph, mechanical?
This?
So where do I stun this guy here?
Iron?
Is that what it is? Iron?
To make the thing, to make the eye, I think I need iron, you know, to make more mechanical worms.
I
Run bars just should I have iron is somewhere in there?
Do not go gentle into the good night
Nope where I just
Let his iron there.
Okay.
Use a nimble robber.
And where would that be at?
Where the fuck is it?
There you go.
This is my time, are we good to go now?
Should I do a bigger arena maybe?
Okay.
Platforms.
Platforms.
Campfires.
And...
A heart lantern.
Nope.
Chains.
Heart.
We're good to go.
I feel like I'm going to get this boss, Travis Shakespeare off.
I forgot torches.
So what is this new weapon?
So what is this new weapon, is that even good?
You summon clouds?
What, that's gonna bust it, what?
XQC you are the most handsome gaming warlord. JK, you suck at all games and are a slot warlord, look at a haircut Bozo XQC now.
That was all funny, okay.
when does the content start?
Really man?
Longer?
I have left time.
What the?
fuck off man!
oh my god he was lying in there
How long do the clouds take or?
Wait, is that the topic?
Do you ever wish you were good at sports since you suck at video games?
Why is there so many fucking eyes? I mean, why?
So he said fight it, like he would fight the wall of flesh.
Okay, I'm gonna tell you how it is, this mouth is undurable without the balloon.
I need the balloon.
Wait, why can't I do jump?
Are there- are you- are you still able to do no?
Yes, see?
The wings you cannot use them while sitting on the thingy.
more souls now if it's over
Flint melee only shred it what is Flint melee yeah what weapon like what
weapon actually does that it is by the game man
Fight I.T. like you would fight a doctor in court.
This?
The range weapons.
This doesn't, doesn't pierce though.
Here.
Deadless bow.
There's Mini-UZ and Gatling Galligator guns, and I got my fucking bullshit from the fucking
1900s.
Okay.
Ummm...
You're on the left.
Yeah, melee is shit.
Let's be honest.
is awful dog shit the flint the flint
Uh, where'd you get that?
Is that any good though?
and type in Hell's Stelman.
Jehovah de los Bodo.
Okay, so what do I need to summon the chess?
It's sort of a light.
Wait, I stopped forming those, right?
Do I have any of them left?
Two of them, though.
Fuck it, I'm not getting that shit.
Fuck that shit.
I'm fliming it up.
Added in tights?
I'm not filming it
How do I get out from bar? How do I go to hell right?
Okay, Bologna.
Yes, Bologna and a...
Where the fuck are the poachers making immune to lava?
Obsidian.
Where I have a but where is it though?
Oh, bottom left.
I give up. I'm done. I'm done with it.
Where... where...
Oh I saw it.
Dereonite?
Miderite.
Is that what I need?
Ah, that's not it.
No, no, no.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Titanium. Is that the never end?
How many of each I need?
I need a raw number.
This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this?
Man, you guys need to just...
Why would you pick Master Mode if this is a first play through?
Why wouldn't you pick Master Mode if this is your first playthrough?
Oh, I'm blinded out there.
Is this Iron?
Chat, to make the mechanical worms, I need three things.
Some chunks, mother sucka, and Ivan, no?
So how do I get Ivan then?
Where's Ivan at?
He's a silver.
Lead?
This is silver.
Lead?
Lead?
Okay.
The reason is it's an alloy?
Is it an alloy or not?
Man, that's a simple word in there.
Is iron a fucking alloy or is it rock?
Oh my god, I'm going to flip the fuck out.
It's small.
So you can go into Witherness and find Ivan OR in your lifeline.
I was just gonna do it like that
I don't know why I forgot why I usually come for this shit.
Shark shard?
Oh
Down in the garden
the
the
the
We're going to have a- I have 12 and we're good, we're good!
Okay, what now the chunks?
Did you see him over here?
There you go, chunk.
Fine, thank you!
It's the what?
The pincer dude?
I don't see them, where are they at that vacation?
Oh!
After I kill a bunch earlier, maybe they should just jump on the ground.
I already have chunks, I only have a Q.
Nope.
I have something.
chat lot again
lead
lead
what the fuck does not make iron
oh lead bars
bang
I made two! BANG!
Okay, now I have just enough time, because it's night time, to go clap some trees and then clap the boss!
why not use the mountain though? If I use the balloon I can double jump it.
We'll make a safe zone with solid block so you can be safe from the lasers. What if I
I'm gonna go inside of the old dungeon though.
One yo-yo cook is ass hard though, I mean this doesn't do the mess of every damage.
Love you too, please play more slave to Spire.
I guess the unit here, but the dagger doesn't fucking pierce it bounces on it
as I needed it I have item I have fruits
Wait, slime mount?
little fucking annoying man
I just forgot about that, you're right.
So many busters!
and
and clouds right
and clouds.
So I can't even mark.
We got that.
53 months, your ex slide me your job, it's tough out here.
I just pushing that one.
My clouds down?
What about that?
Here?
Let's go.
What about that?
Here?
Let's go.
Send it.
Hot Shots.
Let me dip into the honey.
XQC L.
FAUSO!
Okay, the heart and the crown help a lot.
The hearts of the crown help a lot.
Without the mount, I have no eye-framing.
Heart reach potion to true.
I'm so right.
Heart reach potion.
Chat, the knife count as what?
It counts as...
Millie.
and
I'm gonna reforge it
My bag we take that we can we take only back we take that we take this shit
Okay, with this correct setup I could win it.
Um, Infernal Potion, or do I build them up?
So no more mounts.
Okay.
Infernal potion.
I know we have them.
Life regen.
All stats.
Ask of I-Core, I don't know what that is. I didn't get that.
Put the nurse in the house at the arena, I can't.
Life potion?
What?
Oh, wow, that's insane.
Check, check, I think we're ready.
Check, all these spots, broop!
I think we're ready chat all these spots
Terra spark potion a transport boots had even do that. Oh
How how do you make the time go faster way faster?
You're about faster than sleeping
I
Don't know who to turn around for cat you're ready bro stop stalling. I need to say I need anything
I am sleeping the better.
Ummm...
Ummm...
He doesn't pause them all, but...
No, it doesn't.
Guys, it's a server. Look, this guy is over here, right?
Scroll top left.
See ya gone.
You just done that.
Opera cut's good.
Ooh, it could be good.
Wait.
Oh my god, he got out of bed.
Um, I think she's really rough. I'll have to go left.
Uh, somebody gives me a face to do that.
Uh, is that good?
It's not terrible actually.
Okay, we're good.
Yeah, was that worth a go at all or nah, I don't think so.
I don't need all of those.
How many do you want?
The wings are too fucking slow man!
The wings are shit, they are shit!
I think the mountain balloon trouble is better.
It's not even night time. What the heck am I doing?
Where's the rod?
and
and
Is this that damn?
I don't know why I did that.
That was really bad actually, is that it now?
No, I'll put it there, guys.
I'll put it there, guys.
I stopped watching in the arctic days what did I miss more updates
Oh my god, that was actually harder.
I had to fucking lock in so hard.
Oh my god, I can't believe it though.
What do I get for this, do you think?
make what? Excalibur? What do you mean is that?
I didn't read in the bars.
Um, the mega shark, Excalibur.
So, what does that do though?
That's, is there anything, is that it?
chloropite. That's the thing that you get at the most like a note.
I think you're all the mechanical bosses first.
Have to subjust for now as this sites up sniper rage, sniper rage.
Yeah, that makes sense.
And is that any good though?
I have to give you this to accept it.
Chef, did the boss already use to beat him though?
The knife again, but it doesn't bounce though.
Also, what address monitor?
It's sort of light in the guide.
like disk mega shark
I can't anymore, I don't have the materials words
illegal gun parts? I don't think I have that.
Arms dealer.
Where?
Move motherfucker!
Okay, what else?
How do you shark fins?
I have a shark line here.
Look mini shark
Check out the other day they're never by me shirt
Yeah, I can't find it
It was there where?
It was there?
Where?
Jammer Man of Fortune.
Got it, thank you.
Wow, 53 months.
Then I guess a welcome to the Jungle Excucie L.
Shark when?
If I don't see flight mode from you today, he'll cry to sleep.
Shark fucking waaannn
I have water canals then, they're like fucking undips better than that then.
Ah, I'll have to have a taste of those like woods.
I'll play it later, man.
I'm still dying.
now I roll to the sorry I could have asked easy
Fuck you, chap, for real.
Charge on, real!
I got it.
chat where's the best place for a criminal to hide in rostin fecasse gamble page or hear
in the outtakes you see also 1g
I have no idea what this guy is saying man
what an unhandled chatter
1-4!
2-4!
No fin? I shot my no fin? I shot my no fin?
Both of them, they're like a yank you with no breath!
That's terrible! I mean, chat, is that more weird than a shark with the fin?
Or not?
Chat, you yank you with no breath!
Holy fucking classic, I cannot...
How do you not know that I don't get it
This one is sponsored because I have a blue channel.
Wow, Yankee with no brim!
Hold on, let me go around.
Let me go around, is that?
Wow!
Clasvaga
Wait honest question because you're a honest human is rostine really a fraud
I know you're not tall and crash out sell em a fail. I get it if you can't speak on it long
I mean either just like any I mean
Everybody knows that I know why you won't say it himself, but I mean he's still on Cindy what?
I mean it's the end of now like
On what?
I'm done.
So, how is he just getting the quote-on-quote God seed or it's just unlimited?
It's just unlimited funding to get the win.
Oh, he just spends a bunch.
But the wins are kind of crazy though.
I will say.
I will say that.
I mean, I haven't gone to the thousand next in six months,
so I mean, you let me know.
Shall I have you buy ammo?
It doesn't seem that good.
I think it's a blitz.
Not bad actually.
I have a range emblem in here as well, right?
No, I do, I have two emblems.
Where?
Where?
No, I did, I did it.
two emblems once I get oh no we can toss in the bitch ass
is it what you know is that 30% right crystal books
Ah, you coulda boughts!
While I'm here, don't call me a pussy, lol.
But you're slow, crash-out-ass. Funny-ass got me out of depression bless-up.
Oh no, I've been here six years strong.
Must get bald.
Must get bald.
I'll probably donate a few more times while then I'm a depo and play flight mode.
Oh that's the degenerate, I mean it has a 91% overall on the whole website, but yeah, you do your own.
And then...
Then what?
Crystal shards. Wait, I have some of these, right? No, I sold all of them! Like a fucker!
I'm not gonna tell you I can't
Where are you?
Where are you?
I have much more, I have much more than I just did though, really.
Okay, well then, any chance to spawn next boss?
Because I already wasted the spawner already, it's already too late.
but I don't think I'm sorry I have to do the scroll though no?
what does ammo box do though?
I'm going to use it by how much though
What's your biggest single win ever and did it excite you at all?
Of course, yeah. I don't know much.
What, don't you think?
Crystals where?
I think it's that much.
Right
Not much though one challenge 100
Okay
how'd you make ammo box?
I'm gonna buy a gun
alright, I need more
should be good for now, no?
Arms dealer I put out where oh in the arena oh chat is it just night or is it night sooner
I think we could do it now and then.
What games do you play for fun off stream?
Oh, slow spire.
Deadlock.
in the animal chat now
crystal bullet
wait they're leaving it
if I'm pulling up on a girl with some vivette and lingle is she gonna say it
strip or file a restraining order I mean you might as well be on the spot what
I forgot the skull.
Pshhh.
Airpods.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Skullware?
Quick, quick, we are almost done.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Got it.
I don't know, Bucks.
Let's end on the balloon.
good low key or good aim
rostin looks like the man from my sleep paralysis lul
Okay, push it up, send it.
No way!
No way!
Damn!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, the DPS is for ass!
The DPS is for EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAS
It's terrible, the gun is shit, never again
Never again, I hate this gun, its shit, I can't
Um, that will be my day, I-it's my day
Okay, I'll get that, I'll get it.
I think I'm dead.
Zildjana Dran?
14?
I mean, I'm alive.
Chat lowkey after Brucey and Gale the Boss is here.
Because I have the sword.
Do I got a chat guy? Do I got a chat guy? No, no.
damn yikes, playing on the other side
ok
nope you didn't
I'm the go at this game, I don't think you understand
I am literally the goats. I'm known online as one of the best players of first-fire. I'm not kidding. I
genuinely am
I mean, I'm known online
Oh
This shit
All this spike which I did this this one is over
I'll just give up on this one, okay?
That is a good one.
Keep on going, okay?
While we're at it, watch this.
Ascension 10, hardest level.
First one, bang, watch this.
I am the GOAT of this game.
I think I think left and fucking close and chat if I get lucky on these on these
On these buys with the go ahead I get really good cards, and I just smoke the boss like some some some blood June bullshit
It's way too hard for early game, I'm not gonna lie, it's way too much damage.
Colossus is good.
Great card. Great card. We love that. We love that.
Ummm...
This is a snug.
Chattis gonna get 9 right? Or 9?
You need to, you need to find something to do and block the person that you are talking
about and don't look at the social media.
And you're going to say, oh, you already do this, but I know you don't, I know you don't.
We, we, we tried, we tried to.
What is the outside of your social media checkups?
They, they, they disappeared from your life.
I lost a lot of them.
This is shit, this is shit.
Chat, ma'am is gonna dank though.
Chat, ma'am gonna cooks hard.
Ah, Intrugret look key.
Yep, this saves the runner.
Jujitsu saves the runner at this essential level.
Low key.
I
Over there
No, bro, there's an ID top dance every day
I mean I used to do it
Wait a minute.
Fuck it, send it, I'll look here.
Is that any good?
And there's an echo before.
I think it's gonna shift.
Why did they remove Reaper?
I was I was one of that. Why did they remove reaper worse than a break up my girlfriend laughed when she saw my sleeping Johnson
Reaper is busted once
I'm not here
I
Yeah
I'm not sure what to do with this.
What, I was good, no?
50 months wow so nine a while Felix I'm going to see Tame and follow this week
chat slash Felix Wow can I get a welcome to the jungle love you all
That's QCL.
Very cool, eh?
Shaman, just hear the fuck out of me!
Exhaust all non-attack cores.
I want that.
Can't chat that couple of Super A's and stuff. Any couple of Super A's.
Um, bad, bad.
Fuck, yes.
Nope, I see it.
Skip.
Um, a lose addition game, I've run out of it for the past.
Oh, that's the barrel.
81 months, could I maybe get my first welcome to the jungle?
Oh, gentlemen, um, by two.
I think it's the armor.
Very cool.
Okay, um,
looks like it's good, but actually, I have a headbutt.
It's worth it here.
Place it up.
I don't mind pummel, but it's...
Don't hurt me!
Girlfriend skitso, skitso, girlfriend, skitso, crazy, I was crazy once, they put girlfriend
in my room, an empty room, skitso.
It's fine.
I had to.
No, I had to stun to early.
No, I had to stun too early!
It was a one-time thing, just a reminder.
Okay.
I like that.
Beautiful play.
Wow.
I like your genius, baby.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wow, I'm actually genius, maybe.
I might be the ghost!
Am I him?
Rotain or...
No, fuck that, that's for dog shit.
I think I gamble it and go for a smith card and gamble the algorithm with 44
Here's the light, I lose the run, like we need to accelerate, I forgot I had to add a card in,
That's okay, I guess, but...
Now, next to that, I smoke him!
No, I missed the deodorant.
Dude, why am I fucking no-strength?
40 months thanks for the streamzix.
Where's my strength?
No!
No!
No!
Yo, that was really close.
Um, I don't mind seal of gold or but this is lose max HP.
I don't mind this.
That's incredible, like, look at this shit.
Bonk, man.
Is this any good?
One, two, one, two, one, no, bang, bang, OK.
Nope.
And no, it's chalked. Yeah, this is this is this is just cropped. Yeah, I think I just hug left over one boss here thoughts
Check the boss out on tier two or fucking insane
About this though
Maybe I didn't I could have a go at the juncture. I don't know who I'm not getting it's just quite
What the heck was that?
What?
What?
Wait, they cost zero?
These colors are so bad.
Why am I thinking bad shit?
How about I go to a shop right? Yeah, let me just see what the relic is
That's pretty good
Chat do I keep that
Um, that's a different draw, I don't even need that.
Um...
Maybe remove, not can't remove anything.
Soldier brew.
What are you doing about this shit?
No, you cannot double enchant
I know I'll try but it's a lot of money for one portion though
If this one will, I don't think this one will go back around it.
Ummm...
Wait, I gotta move Clumsy in that role.
One, two...
No, it's not that, is it?
One, two, three, four.
Any fact strikes?
Chat, these are choice of cards that are so shit.
It's not even fun.
It's so shit.
It's only junk!
I've done like one choice of blues.
It's junk.
Ah, dude, this is- this is so much-
Ummm-
Junk. Junk, junk, junk, junk, junk, junk, junk, junk.
Um.
check it isn't fucking replay wait who said replay wait they don't replay wait
Am I fucking stupid? I thought he would replay the card.
Oh, wrong order.
Yo, am I Denj?
Yo, I might be damaged.
Uh, dude, this is so bad.
I mean, chat is just sad.
I can never go left.
I have to go, so I mean, I have to just send it.
Check, is that even good, though?
Um, gorgeous, pendulum, yep, yep, yep, yep, that's good.
Yep, that's good, too
It's all right, it's over. Oh my god
Junk again, it's just junk
I have a lot of powers right I
I has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
That's not too bad, right?
Finally!
That was good.
That's not loaded.
It's not making sense.
It's a self-damaged deck with a little bit of stall, a little bit of setup, it's not bad at all.
Uuuummm...
It's not bad.
Is there anything good?
Is there anything that I have that I have that I have worth playing twice?
I have no actual damage.
I have no actual damage, man.
Maybe in the future we'll get one.
This is good.
Oh, I need internal here.
I'm fucked!
Oh, hold on!
What the fuck?!
right if I do that it's gonna throw the car right I'm fucking brain dead oh I'm
doing it I'm fine I mean I knew it I knew it I still did it
Okay, if I pod early, no, forget it, we need to pop in the boss, it's all good, it's all
That's good!
It's all coming together!
I think I'm gonna inflame lucky because it's power and it works well with the dick.
Okay, strength up!
Thunder clap!
Strike!
And butts!
So again, because we're gonna need it when we do the less than it's first.
Nope.
Hold.
Still on her.
escape bash cruelty inferno or cruelty go out this yeah it's much better that I
have to go for it's it's much image is gonna he's gonna boil my he's gonna
It's gonna boil me.
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold, hold!
Substrike!
One, two, de-de-de-duh!
Ooooooh!
Fuck, ooooh!
Oh my god, look, chat you bear with me now, but do you think I could put my thing in it's mouth?
The first right exhalter then attack in your hand and add its damage to this card.
Cascade!
So we don't want that, right, because that's going to remove the ember, yeah?
if it does though okay I mean okay um what the fuck is this terrible try that
go for two check this dick doesn't use a lot of cards
But no, hold on.
To me, it's good because I have a full exhaust thing.
So if I'm always loaded, I can choose when I exhaust and if I get drawn exhaust and I
Do a hyper exhaust draw for a vulnerable draw.
Combo!
Shop is risky.
I think this.
Yeah, that.
Samurran, fuck you!
Ouch!
Oh, NAR!
Um...
Hold it! I have to. I have to. I mean, I'm lying.
All the powers do they need to run.
Now I'm ready to shoot him, I'm ready to fire him, Codzen.
I have no upgrades! Give me that shit! I have no upgrades!
Yo, give me that shit!
Dude, it pays to be poor sometimes, man! Fuck yes!
Hold.
Wait.
That order was on LVL matter.
Oh God.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I can vulnerable stack and then, um, and then dominate.
I can dominate if you give me a massive strength.
Uh, so this is gonna dodge it, no?
Let's edit that, what would I get?
Let me, alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I might be dumb.
I might be fucking straight right at it.
fuck it send it
Two weapons.
Aww.
Come on, Tanish.
Stand it.
I'm not lagging, not today. It's your channel.
I think it's too much draw. It's too much draw.
chat it's too much to draw but it's a power though
I think I, I think I, I think I just talked the game.
Because I wanted to.
Am I chatting?
Yeah, I'm chatting.
Oh my god, that's win!
That's fucking massive!
oh my god that's me in that's fucking massive oh my god it's fucking huge
oh god okay fuck it just on two cards chatting with them two blocks
Maybe like a shrugging off some shit or maybe like a
Decay oh I have to write because it's gonna cut my shit
Chat I have to put in my hand it when decay pulls it's fucking like through only damage
I don't...
Junk?
Fuck you!
fuck out here fucking lag is terrible man this is it's lag is just not fun to play with
Not bad! Not fucking bad!
Not bad.
Jack, do I risk under the relic?
Jack, double- oh my, it's over.
What is this?
What is that?
Bro, this is over, it's over.
I can't beat that.
This is fucking stupid shit.
I think this is the hardest double-boss game on the game.
Make a power?
Wait, what about an attack bill?
Power?
It's gonna shit her.
I'm poor, so I'm sorry, I can't afford.
Yes! Fire! I'll go on, alright, I hear guns.
I could have double plated it, I could have double done it.
and like it looks like it's just how to play with this like it I mean
okay good good
to hope that I get no he died in me he died in me I'll just punch it I could
of Dominae though.
I don't know if I can keep it right here.
Okay.
Hold on.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
Hold.
what
I mean it's like I'm gonna tell you that's bad because he responds
I'll try it this time.
What the fuck is a tear motherfucker?
What the fuck is a tear?
the other exhaustive table
Treat this snake like your whiner and beat it.
I
Don't hold it
Hold it
hold on hold on I have a good game I say this is next
hold no
Okay, I have to bash here and prep for next turn it all that is fucking no, I think that okay
Here it comes!
No, I don't have any energy!
Fuck!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh my god!
That's what I do!
Bang!
That's what I do!
Holy fucking shit, that's insane!
That's what I do!
Bang!
That's what I do!
Holy fucking shit, that's insane!
Oh, my ID.
love this life wanderer
It's just a dude how many
Hold it.
Hold it.
Okay, this is not gonna.
I'm gonna go Cascade it and just do it doesn't matter it doesn't matter
What?
I had to quit because I was scared I was going to miss sleep because of the lie again.
You all understand that if it's that laggy I'm gonna make a mistake and I'm gonna lose it. I'm not gonna subject myself to this bullshit
Jack I could power to the small guy and a hope to kill before the damage
But I would lose out on like 60 damage total
Yeah, I mean, this is just not right.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I'm not here.
Rage!
Rage!
Rage!
Rage!
Cruelty, other clap, Colossus, Cascade.
I think that was okay.
51 months with the goat game in Warlord, excuse me now.
Jalini for no.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Edvard!
Cascade!
Thunder Clap!
It enjoyed it!
What the fuck?
There it is.
No!
Hold!
Hold it!
Hold it!
Treble, treble dominate!
I can't.
Is there any powers in here? Nope. Close. Hold it.
Ummm.
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