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Hello hello?
One two, one two, one two, one two, one two.
Are we on yet?
Yo hello.
I decided to go live.
I opened my Twitch.
I see World Cup matches on.
I see um sherry a similar university on I go live on the fuck
The main the main choice here holy all right, well check
Chat if the emma was over by the way, I said was um that I said was one zero if I think it might be coming home
I did say that it was gonna come home. I mean I said that I'm never wrong. I'm always a little bit early
He's right.
My eyes are actually not cooked enough.
I just woke up.
Actually, that thing ain't true.
I woke up maybe a few hours ago.
Hello, chat.
I would play two games with it.
is like, you know what I'm gonna say though?
I'm not even out of my good channel,
which is really good, which we might be coming
to a complete new era.
I said that last time, but I'm gonna end up playing games
off stream, but I've been slowing down on that time.
I've been playing less hours at a time.
I have unretired, just stream it, more streams there.
Um, anyway, dude, it is cold in here, man.
Why is it always so cold in our downstairs?
You know what you're gonna do?
I don't think you have ACL stairs.
And, yeah, it's still, like, super cold.
Anyway, hello, chat.
What do I do after, what do I do after, man?
Are you, like, are you, like, a teacher?
It's a little, um, some wolf from America.
What's the game saying?
I watched some documentaries off stream and I watched like three of them. One of them was um
I started watching last time I watched Rafa and you know what I actually really enjoyed it
Rafa it was the it's the Rafael Nadal or Rafa Nadal
And you know what is that you're really good. I enjoyed it. It's some tennis shit
I don't I don't care watching sports. I don't even watch likes like tennis or fucking baseball or whatever. I
Think it's just I think I find sports are going to be very interesting
Some of the thing that they do and they say it is it's kind of enlightening it
Anyway, hello, yeah
Yes, this work and I'm working was not kind of hard to read the chat because I have just like sense of shit
Related a little bit odd, but it's fine
Hello, Jeff a good afternoon a good morning good evening chat. We are out here
Hello, I'll pick up on today, baby, uh and do some other stuff, but
That's uh, this is sorry
I don't know. Yes, it's nice.
Yes, you want on the Internet
and on the Internet. Show you
some things that are very cool
and exciting. Something that
looks forward to a draft. Maybe
some games. Maybe some. Um,
obviously jumped up 99% on one
tomato. There's one of the
highest rate of blood of the
decade. Yeah, but I can't give
it that that's glazed off.
always trust our reviewers the reviews are kind of weird and you are the
go to the most handsome stream I go by whom are welcome to the jungle oh well
that's really good the
um any place are going over a walk movie how's it woke though what come on
England. How is it welcome? The only thing is welcome.
Jack, I'm here to tell you that if England wins today, they win the whole thing. Undeniably,
undeniably. Zero chance, zero chance they lose the finals if they win right now.
This is an auto model. Fortnite, a hot bat, very strong.
Yes, Spain is completely washed up.
He's right. He's right.
I think he's overlaid. He's above the top.
I think you can imagine all you want, but I mean, I think that's correct that.
And Batman Part 2?
I watched it last week, yeah.
It was interesting.
It was a cool game though.
So, here's a link to that, and if that will, we can get this started and show it.
I actually did it.
Okay.
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I'm not a fan of that, that's gonna bullshit.
The hot back-summer, very cool man, very cool, yeah.
Can you play the Vexl for today?
Is that true?
I mean, you have a strong defense.
It's gonna hard to look good in front
when you are, when they have such a strong defense.
That is what it is.
I mean, it's always gonna have to look like that.
He makes it mad. It's your top search result. I mean, it's got to bother him at some level.
If you search Asmongold, you get, and to be fair, you also get room. But you get political
opinions and politics. And when you search croissant, you get dog. I bet he's mad.
All of that by just admitting, atoning, and moving on.
to acknowledge what what it is and then defliction is odd it's it's odd it's I
mean I think it's absolutely odd it's because the reason why Ludwig flipped
is he didn't want Hassan to try to mobilize his audience to harass him and
to attack his sponsors Ludwig doesn't really care about this issue and he
will always take the path of least resistance that is the most financially
and most basically longevity induced career correct try go by whom try and
inform me correctly Jack um monkey pls best emotes as much as just just for
perm of the lines guys it's a case it's really annoying
hey you can tell the color of the lights up oh yeah you snap bro
so isn't the game almost over yeah this is some ugly shape and I brother Rex QC a
personal question I have don't mind it see you in you getting old and you are
children carry our genes are we gonna see another overwatch champion in
future after your retirement and the streamer like you will your kid will be
on your same level will you train him to be streamer no no he's gonna if I
have a children he's gonna be a sports athlete that the world isn't ready for
There's some rank one shit
That's fucking annoying
that is so fucking annoying I mean who does that this is a who does that so
weird it's not from either country so why is he there supporting you fuck off
these people are fucking brain dead in chat what the only thing that that
really the only thing that that world cup really taught me is that everybody's
fucking insurmountable and soccer the people that like soccer don't deserve a
single event. They know there's a World Cup, they know there's a Copa Mega, those are fucking nothing.
If I was Deep Up, I would announce this shit, I would cancel the day off. I would actually make the
whole event and when the guys are all in the field, I'd cancel the fucking games. Hey guys, fuck y'all.
Scammed.
play season 4 of that they've been three seasons before
boys is so bad quality
Maybe I'll give it a shot.
the F-Valor?
If you support Argentin, then you are a total fucking clanker and a cuck. Cuck lives matters. Also, cap with slush, mom.
Oh, not true. Not true.
That's not true.
Why don't we get mad at Argentinian when the things are biased for them, like get mad
at the referee and shit like that.
People's madness isn't properly placed, but get mad at the people that are doing this
shit, not the one that are playing the game like everybody else.
On the field, on the pitch, kicking the ball, playing the game, and in the reps, getting
That's the armor reps. How's it on them? How's it on this side that oh, dude
He's the pill to die when the game for abilities don't then don't fucking be a bitch ass and I mean
And don't be a shit. I mean, I mean, what do you do? You just play the game
Interesting it doesn't be pretty good
Thank you for all the smiles good dog you and chat have been my family for a while now
And now I have a little three-year-old boy who loves to watch you laugh and scream nonsense at the game. Excuse me
Shut up stupid streamer watch the video 55 months away
I'm swimming because it's not a better thing than that
64 months in the forest much loved my guy and chatters
I've got to say that the speed curse is really gloved
And, um, chaotic physics-based airline crew co-op game, Dear Panagers, has been announced.
This is good for like, the hours.
another clueless take defend them like a good boy I like that anyways this will
final will be the definition of horrible fuck you chat what's that
If this game has a little bit of content for sure,
guys, this is going to get going again.
You guys are even out?
It's 126, does that mean? I mean, this is going to be any day or month?
You know, it's not after the most, there's a child that should never get into the world as a joke in your trailer.
I think my friend makes you bite and never play again.
Oh man, I guess.
It's my birthday today.
Can I get a welcome to the Jungle Lexi?
Leftist when the Darkie isn't Charlie Kirk.
I mean, you know what?
You're actually true.
I'm not true.
I was going to say, I don't care as much, I don't think anybody cares as much.
It's just like some...
Yo.
Yo.
I mean, that was a pretty fair comment.
By the way, what else?
So far, Spain so far.
Yeah, it's a joke.
Yeah, it's a joke.
Yeah, that sounds a bit true.
Yeah, he hasn't been shining as bright as usual,
But who cares? I mean, who cares? I think it's soccer. It's kind of hard to tell like what's really happening here, like, yes.
Who won the 2020 election?
You know, I'm not going to do this with you.
This is a job interview. We've established that you have an obligation to be honest and forthright with the committee. Yes, you do have an obligation to be honest and forthright with the committee.
the 4th right is the committee.
Yes, yes, yes.
Who won the 2020 election?
Two, two.
This is a good answer.
I'm going to get into that with you.
But you do have an obligation to be honest and forthright.
Shall we do this in a minute?
Is anything that I just said not honest or forthright?
Yes, you're not being honest or forthright.
Who won the 2020 election?
I think I've answered the question.
We can keep doing this.
Well, we're going to keep doing it because you're not
being honest and forthright.
I'm not going to engage in the theater.
It's a simple question, Mr. Clayton.
And I've asked you.
who won the 2020 presidential election?
I've answered it.
You're here asking for the support of senators
to lead America?
Chad, I'd obligate to answer.
Like, is this like some Congress shit where it's like,
like they're under oath, whatever, or what not?
I mean, so why doesn't he just answer the question then?
I mean, he could do the political,
like the political should say, like, whatever the.
Because intelligence community, we've established
that you have an obligation to be
I was educated that this guy won the committee and with the American public, but you refused
to answer a simple matter about the 2020 election.
Is that right?
No, that's not right.
Then answer the question.
Who won the 2020 election?
I have answered the question.
Answer it.
What is your answer?
I've given you my answer.
What is your answer?
You refused to answer a basic question about who won a presidential election.
But you asked to lead America's intelligence community.
Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question, to have to indulge the president's
delusions?
We know-
I mean Jeff, for somebody to be president, Jeff, they have to win the election, right?
I mean, he could just say, I don't think he's anything to say yet.
I mean, this person won the election, I mean, is this rage-vated or what, I don't get it.
You know, everybody in this room knows the truthful answer to that question.
Why can you not give it?
I think I gave you the answer.
I don't think I only get bad faith questions like you just said.
I'm out.
I appreciate it.
I'm sorry.
I'm out.
I appreciate it.
I'm out.
Thank you.
I'll make you an offer.
I'll give you the $300,000.
I appreciate it.
That's my deal.
Thank you.
You don't have to take it, Kobe.
I appreciate it.
I've never used that.
I'm either one.
That's $15,000.
Thank you.
understands. Anyway, okay next. Now on Iran and the NDAA, the American people need to know of
course, how and why this chaos is spreading through the streets, and we need a complete
investigation that's independent. If I don't know, Iran and the NDAA, when all the Trump
administration can say about it, wait, did he chuckle? Holy bazernet.
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It's coming.
Nah, stay knockin' sit right there.
Okay.
All right, so did you know that hangin' out of the vehicles
considered reckless driving?
No, we didn't.
That's a sign that needs to go to jail,
which means we should not go to the game.
Okay.
Cannot hang out of the vehicles.
Sorry officer.
Sorry officer.
We're gonna receive a citation for this.
It's a tight.
All right, welcome to none of that.
is. We just trying to head to the stadium. That is true. And I
hundred percent. I thought I thought he was playing. Yeah, I'm
not trying to listen. I got back in the car as soon as you
said it.
That's all good.
Oh, seven England. Can I sit there?
I mean they're pretty far right?
Um, Chattabiaw is that, Chattabiaw is that, wasn't it?
I actually, I'm rooting for Argentina and Messi, I mean I like them.
But I'm not rules-able enough and I think that they should have been out by now already
if it wasn't kind of rigged it.
If it wasn't so rigged, they would have been out by now and I could have sent it for USA
If they had won, boom, I said it, boom, I said it.
They shouldn't be in the tournament right now.
They should have caught a red.
They should have caught a red for Messiah,
the same way that other teams got that last time.
Not over-circled it, and they should have been able
to play it, and then they would have just lost.
That's it, boom, and it's the right bank.
I mean, that's the truth, I mean, that's the truth.
I mean, we're over here.
If you're behind y'all backs, you're crazy.
If you were retarded, do I have to actually just like,
Okay, come on, come on, come on, just...
So you don't think that's...
...was doing some shit behind y'all's back? Okay.
Okay.
You're stupid.
You talk to my tessie.
I'm stupid if I don't think Banks was doing something.
Shut up, fuck you, or Li-Tang.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, this is more likely than not that it just happened.
Okay, I'm gonna bring it up now.
It's kinda irrelevant.
So that makes sense.
Like, I think doing it as an after the fact, right?
When all the work is being put in now,
it's kind of a whatever.
Like, one, it would have been not even him.
And after like three years later,
it's kind of like,
You're just gonna be a dead horse like for no reason. Is that make sense?
I
Think I'm being fair in the way that I'm talking about this because I think he was a scourge to the freaking planet, right?
but hold on
What are the odds what are the odds that the people under a banks wing all went off from day one, right?
And also
Banks going live on the first frame and being bought at the 50k like literally bought it like 98 percent
sense but on this first day on this first stream I mean come on bro are we
but you have to be dumb about the put two together but to use that now three
later like against them it's kind of a low blow I I do I do as a joke right it
was a lot when he's in the call listen to this cut hello but that's my big
Um, let me move on.
Oh, I'll just wait a minute.
Um, yo, yo, yo, yo!
It has to be a left.
It's all the magic
Oh
Come on
What was that?
That team did.
He tried the same thing.
They were up like two goals.
And he played back.
What are you playing back for?
Could tell you to play exactly how you played it
when you got the goal.
It's ruined my whole move, bro.
Ruin my whole day ruined my whole move, bros.
Well, a lot of you, bro, I am not in the mood
for nothing right now.
What's up, guys?
Give me space.
Coming through.
Yeah, that's tough, huh?
Yeah, I think he always wears a jersey and the people who are going to lose the game.
I like that.
He's the point behind the dog.
I think that's vegetable of him.
Every time I see him, I'm like, I'm sure he supports me, but he's like, he's got a game
problem with that.
It's creative.
It's cool.
It's cool.
I don't think he's wearing a single jersey of the 118 that's except for a spam, right?
I need one!
Okay, Pasi. I'll give you one penalty.
Not funny.
More.
Next.
Friend presented, demand presented, permission to use that.
Alright.
What else?
What is this?
Stalking to the village staff, a viewer who loves-
A guy.
Jesus!
Bro, that's fucking terrible.
What?
England, it's not coming home.
Friends, you will continue to eat them, climb the suit with the names of the legal team.
It will be interesting.
I don't think I gave you shit that much.
Look, look at that.
If I played that, tell him how to speed, he would beat, he would beat, he might be in a race.
He think I'll beat him by me, he's on the side.
Yo, that's crazy.
What's that window?
Who are on the windows?
What?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Alright man, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Alright man.
Yeah.
Chad, he said I'm going to beat his own son.
Yo, W Dad.
Chad, W Dad.
W.
Very interesting.
As I said, I just beat him all the time.
every game and hates money's pressed about it.
What a cuckoo.
Rick, bro, what are you talking about?
I didn't put a single dollar on that team.
And even if I did, what does that matter about anything?
I mean, I didn't.
I put $0 on it in his entire world cup.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I can show my best ones if you want.
I can't see me.
I saw my guy, whatever.
I always say, like, you know, she's like, oh, how do I
This guy down or I don't know if I want to see this guy
I always say ghost ghost ghost don't ever you don't ever own anybody next plate
Don't ever do that because as soon as you start trying to play some back and forth. It's just it's all over
Don't do it. Don't do it
Don't send a flirty message or don't whatever because as soon as you do anything if the guy is like super into you and he
Reads that thing and his mind. It's like clear for takeoff
So you be very very very careful because men are fucking retards
It's like imagine sure a steak in front of a dog and then you know
He's gonna jump and try to eat it no matter what the fuck you do like you have to treat them like retarded fucking apes because
who instead of trying to escape it.
How was the bad advice that, okay, that was that one.
Can I talk?
But I mean, it's true.
It's true.
Jack, have you ever gotten a message from a girl
that looked like some possible flames or whatever?
And you were like, no, I don't give a shit about this.
No, this doesn't mean anything.
No, I don't care.
I don't care.
No, no, you don't do that.
No, you don't do that.
You read the signs one, and you read the signs
the signs aren't even there okay so like don't like please shut up I need you to
come close okay that's gonna fall out okay hold up yo yo yo shut your bitch
Yo, my city emotes is not the same at all. What? That's not that how how?
No, it's not
Chat this
Chattis is cavemen shit that
Like when we are the business cavemen shit, how do you know understand that?
It always been it always will be change some classic cartoon like fucking okay
Then SpongeBob is able to set it!
When he takes the hammer and he goes...
UGH! UGH!
Don't...
UGH!
Like, bro, that's lily... caveman... shit.
Are you stupid?
When do you...
Is Ivan Romulo the same as this?
I need you to come here and look and serve me the calls you've been made.
I
Bro fucking go so I saw that again
How is mine worse it's not worse at all what?
Yo, okay, it's a movie show, but you should look at the other side of me
What is like this right? You say, okay?
The fire candle is toast or ham?
Do you, right?
If you heat up toast, no you don't.
You fucking toast toast.
Right, you heat up ham.
No, no, no!
I'm not going to let you do the wrong thing.
You're not getting any more skeezing.
Fuck it!
It's candle fire ham.
You know what? I'll give you home.
I'm not gonna let you do that.
And I'm gonna fucking give-
How is it?
How is it?
Yeah, where's the number one player come eat this guy, but then attorneys gonna end up killing me too
Jack that warming like this is actually not in good shit
In a big lobby what it's bad because you can
Collections are easy to do when you're on the inside and on the outside it like it to be perfect
Yeah, when you're in the middle, then you get clapped.
And then you get circled.
Oh.
Now you get done with that.
What is this right now?
I'm going to attack you, and then you're going to execute C.
So many snappers.
It's not crazy.
Anyway, new broadcast guidelines for women and addicts
have been released to crack down on camera angles
until the motion replays, as there's lights at least.
Any other shots, buggers are urged to avoid it.
Yeah, I mean, it makes sense, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, it makes sense.
Is that you?
I didn't watch your game style until the day I'm not gonna lie about it.
Okay.
I'm here.
My cellos are falling.
Okay.
Minus 17, minus 16.
In millions.
I love you Chatt and Dex excuse me.
Dumb-licanies.
We said the deadlies!
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Chad, that's not a word. Chad, it's a caveman.
Chad, it's a caveman who's hit himself when it's sticked many times.
It's a caveman.
Give me a short answer. Do it again. Do it again. Do it one more time. Do it again.
Chad, look at Movies Chad with a caveman come back in time. They come back into real life.
Right? They do...
Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.
Eyes, eyes, eyes.
Eyes!
Eyes, eyes, eyes.
Eyes!
You're not watching the movie.
It's a caveman.
He makes a saying he does that.
Minus a trillion here comparing himself to screen pixels.
Movie Caveman.
Yeah, just sort of need to look like receipt like somebody lie.
But yeah, you get the blame off.
You get the blame off.
We just watch this.
Okay, let's find a way over there and just fucking give me that out.
Who thinks this is four times? Is that gonna get a clue?
Not at the museum! Okay, hold on! Let it go!
I
good good man having a crisis tiller okay a little muscle that is a deceptively
large bucks obviously we came along too you know you'd be lost without us John
he's all that hold and the monkey all right basically everyone oh no no no
possible benefit whatsoever. Jack! Of course they cut the clip, boys can't prove me rights.
They cut the clip. The clip is cut.
These cavemen were very special. They greeted each other by knocking heads. It was also
very simple to get a wife. If a man liked a girl, he just knocked her out. Of course,
there were some nagging women. When facing their nagging, they just ignored them. If
a woman was a chaos, no cavemen...
He
Oh, yeah, um
Yeah, yeah, yeah
This is better
Chat type your favorite Cathy moat
Okay, I'll move on to the next topic, I'm over it, chat chat is being backfaked, it's
What's your name?
I don't care if they were cute like that.
What's AI?
Dude, stop it, actually.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
stop it actually. Oh it's not, I think it's AI man.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't like these like fake clips.
It's just like YouTube sure it's sloppy.
Fucking face man, he's merely manners than you and you can't admit when you're on
retard just say you were mocking disabled.
Yo yo, you call me Ableist and you say I use the R-worder.
I mean, that's crazy.
Yo, yo, you say I'm ableist and you rip the hard R. I mean that's just not right, what?
Don't rip the hard R, the hard R is not right.
I'm not gonna deny it.
I need my fair share.
I'm not knowing what I'm doing.
of the hard R. Oh really? It's jarring. Yeah, it's jarring.
I looked up ecstasy, disabled, and sold casuals of clips of you. Got me dying.
The hard R? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Like, okay, it was an episode of American Dad.
And it was just like, yeah, it wasn't for shock value. It was just like used.
Well, I mean, here's the thing, right? That was in the 2003 or something, 2002.
Like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna deny that I dropped my fair share of hard hours back then because we didn't even the term
I didn't even exist
We didn't think about it, right and it's funny because to me that doesn't feel like that long ago
But to my kids
Are talking like n-word hard excuse you see now. Okay. I'm pretty sure that's how people use that term. No, I think that's the n-word
What are you guys talking about? Am I mistaken? I think so. No, the one with the, like, for
like, rental disability. I'm pretty sure people use the time of your
stream start but failing every single time, Satch. Oh. Okay.
I've been working since 2017.
First donation, thank you for making so many people's day.
XQCL.
Yeah, but I'll start. Anything interesting?
XQCL.
I'm sure he's in my city.
Thank you for not watching my university.
What?
Hey, you won't get scared if you don't do anything!
Let me kill you!
I will kill you!
Times top 100 creators, doesn't it?
I could sort of create a streamer, isn't it?
Looting, um...
67 months.
Uh...
67.
What?
67, 67, 67.
No, I'm in there for sure.
What? Are you kidding me?
Of course I'm in there, man.
I'm the fucking go-to.
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Name before me be Blackboard Max Verges ain't yeah definitely
Mark Phillips, yeah
Just how do you see no
Max will now get dense in your streams to your checks for going live
Leaders but what does that mean though?
Um
Leaders of what check check they lead what?
Leaders mean that people follow that 65 months chat wag you any waggers
Like I never seen these people before
Phenoms
Dude, I don't even know what that cat. What is a phenomenon? I don't know what the fuck that is
Can who I
Don't know much
GT give me a random list of bullshit and put like five successful people in between
Catalyst yeah, I mean as much as do whatever I don't just type anything. Yeah, like just type random fucking letters
like somebody probably this like I mean I know Lex Friedman
check jay's it the um hold on what other she was in there wasn't there vanilla mace
Fuck no what?
63 what perhaps a welcome to the jungle what oh, bro, that's crazy
77 billion seven hundred and seventy seven million seven
Infanoms that is fucking crazy
Now just hate it
I'm not even hitting it
It's just it's just odd
Actually what's crazy what's crazy is that I mean it dude it dude it I
Think it think about influencers. They're not what's not was on your page. They're not what goes well
They're not who currently dumplings the the skill of
Who can sprout a meme out of nowhere like who who makes up like what what is on your feet? I mean it dude it I
I don't I only have seen a similar this wasn't it on any of my feeds in a good point at any of the diner
And but you will that the good that they're doing are aren't on this. I mean, I
Was that I was literally
Bruce of them often has has has more motion and and more virality than almost any of these guys and
Like you know, I mean like it that that's just one of the examples that they could put in
like I don't know. Very interesting though. Very cool list. It feels like a one-prompter.
I mean, also, yeah, I also said what you want about Aslin Gold, but it kind of dominates
the market in his own field. I mean, if they want to talk about just raw, raw, pure numbers
I mean he dominates YouTube commentary currently
Like like that that like political reality. Yeah, he done is a shit Bruce Jeff them off
Well, yeah, what about this guy? Why is it on there?
Spend everyone! Spend everyone now!
I want all my viewers permanent!
Go!
Jack, Jamesy, Kasey, he was a massive...
I mean...
Not to be a phenomenon?
I mean, they probably don't even know how to quantify
some of the status that he's at full out.
I mean, they probably don't even know.
So I can't go a handstand, boy.
Because which fame isn't the same as regular fame?
In okay in the market of other tension
In that market know nobody's famous nobody says on Twitter
No, it's not famous. It's not it's not me how that works, but you know I don't
Definitely if you want to put it on a scale definitely more famous than any other talker. These guys will pull the glass at him for
500 feet of the loose full 20. Oh
Oh, oh, TikToker, very cool, move on.
Twitter's more like, they have to click on the page,
they have to get on there, people go on the chat,
people interact, people spend,
at least a small amount of time watching this shit
and giving it attention compared to fucking TikToker.
I mean, that is a marginally way more invested
in the people that they watch than TikToker.
Like these, and they like to work nothing in.
But if TikToks and Linux were actually the way
that they portrayed it, these would be getting
five male sponsors, they'd be getting some shit.
Like, even when you have like a one-man followers,
you would be getting like 500K just to post hello.
Like, but they don't.
They get paid, they're the most dog because
they don't actually move shit, they don't move product.
They don't fucking, they're like, they're like,
they're like, nobody's.
Like, there's something that,
it's like, there's a moment,
on somebody's speech for a few seconds, that's it.
It's, I mean, and I'm not trying to be rude,
that's just to be out of it.
So don't give the shit away.
Oh yeah, they're more famous.
Like, how famous could they really be?
Like, you know, fuck this shit.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I'm not jealous.
It's just about comparison, isn't it?
Jacket Aina.
All right, all right, TikTok.
This is an obscure trivia quiz.
You're not expected to know the answer to these ques-
Uh, yo, what's up with these searches, yo, who use my account, man, these are very, very,
very, very searches.
Um, anyway, um, let's look at, um, Jackie Aina, okay, that's pretty huge, I mean, yeah,
that's massive.
Yeah, I mean it's pretty good.
Kaini Gradion, that right?
Uh, that's all that right?
That's pretty big, yeah.
What kind of color do they post then?
I'm starting my morning of blood and exotic. I want to rock right now rock and rock. I've been in a bobbin
I stay with a little yellow like Christopher Robin
I never drink new to me. I could kick him with nose karate
Don't get stressed like Pilates
All right
Well, let's pick a few of them
They say
entertainers
Let's say I pick
Art by
What are you?
Too long to type it.
I'm like, what?
What is it?
It dominates the market.
Catasticular.
Alright.
Alright.
I mean, this guy, this guy, so by popular, what about that, B Dylan Hollis, B, B, B,
Dylan Hollis.
A Watergate milkshake from 89.
So milkshakes are not my specialty.
As evidenced by the lack of boys in my yard.
But I love Watergate.
First pulverize a cup of coconut.
That's rice.
Three cups of mint chip.
Bizarre, because mint is not one of the Watergate flavors.
Alright, is it just me or is ice cream gotten softer over the years?
We were digging trenches just to get a scoop man. One and a half cups of mojo half cup of pineapple juice tricky business
That's a really old no-take trick it makes it quite creamy
They just handing out nominations to anyway these days, I guess Bonnie Dilbert I'll watch a Walmart
What's the name Bonnie Dilbert?
Yo, oh my god, I didn't laugh.
Okay, listen, listen.
I did.
I think it's the thundermint platform, sorry.
Yes, thundermint platform.
Um...
It is, okay.
It is, okay.
I mean, I'm sure this is interesting.
It's just not for me.
I guess it will make people feel better or worse.
But a lot of the rejections that people are experiencing right now are not personal.
They're not about anything that's, like, missing in your application or your experience.
They're really about the fact that companies have so many applicants.
There is so much volume that they simply cannot talk to or even consider.
really dig in to every single applicant. It just doesn't make much sense for them to
do that. Sometimes it's about timing. They're going to interview the first 10 really great
people that they come across and if one of them seems likely to get hired, they're not
even going to look at the rest of the application. Sometimes you didn't apply on the company
page. You applied through some other sort of...
I feel like this is going to cope. If you come in and you apply for a job and you're
the fucking goats. I mean you think you just get disargued? Fuck that. Fuck that. Absolutely
fucking not. You always have a shot, regardless. If you come in and you fucking go hard, you
fucking go heavy. You can get hired. Otherwise, if that, if that was your, then don't do any
application. Then don't do anything. Then just say, how am I going to do nothing? Fuck that.
How's that out of touch? How's that out of touch? How's that out of touch? Just say that
you have a chance to run us.
You cope and too?
Overqualified happens, yeah, I mean, that makes sense, but if you need the job, you need the
job, right?
It's insane how salty you are about these picks.
Ironic, because you didn't get salty Wendry Q's day during the rap beef.
Okay, that's bait.
It was a one time thing.
That's bait, that's bait.
That's bait, that's bait.
That's bait.
That's bait.
That's bait.
I mean that's me.
48 months.
Yo.
Welcome to the jungle.
Yo.
Yo.
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To the visiting and Taco Bell restaurants to play the role in the largest U.S. outbreaks of an illness that causes a food barrier of energy.
This is when Drake used AI, he said nothing. But what are you talking about? What AI are you?
Buddy, I had more jobs, I had more-
I'm not gonna lie, I don't think-
Oh my-
to an expo and why you asked chat I had more jobs streamers are in
security tech should he says
you done you done the event okay next
guys I had a bunch of jobs I guess I have I have videos I have screenshots and
what else are you over me I was a janitor
I worked effectively, I have worked-
I've heard about this, thousands of people have gotten sick since May.
A source is yet to be determined, but Taco Bell is taking voluntary, precautionary action
amid the multi-state investigation.
Unpaid labor to help your death doesn't count as a job.
This morning, fast food giant Taco Bell says-
Can you help your dad? Dude, dude, I worked as a fucking beef factory for multiple jobs
and then, and then, I ended up getting multiple jobs within the same factory.
Suck my covertab, cut XQCM.
I did painting in the offices. I did gender in the factory.
I did, I changed the entire filters of the whole rooftop of the factory, shipped up an
entire summer. I would go inside of the big ass motherfucking
air system at the roof, and had to change hundreds of filters.
It's disgusting.
Okay, I did that.
That I had to put on a mask with the fucking things.
Okay, and I wear a tieback to change that shit.
This is awful.
It's voluntarily removing some ingredients
from select restaurants as a precautionary measure
amid the growing outbreak of an intensive
administrative infection in the US.
Taco Bell telling ABC News in a few minutes,
the health and safety of our guests is our top priority.
public health officials have not confirmed a link to Taco Bell or any
specific ingredient. Supplier, restaurant, or retailer. Adding, we will
continue to closely monitor the situation. There are currently 1645
confirmed cases of this intestinal illness, cyclosporiasis in the U. S.
According to the CDC, with over 5000 more suspected, the CDC warning that
number could keep rising through the summer because it can take a week or
two for symptoms to show. We anticipate continuing to see cases increase, possibly through the
end of August. Cyclosporiasis is a parasitic intestinal illness that causes fatigue, fever,
and uncomfortable explosive stomach upset. The cases of the parasite have been reported
in 34 states, from New York to California, but the most cases are in- Think about it.
Think about it. It relies on large-scale commercial producers, processors that single
fire and blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, I mean, that doesn't, that doesn't remove them from the blame though.
What?
Is this guy a frickin' brendan?
Michigan, where investigators suspect lettuce may be behind the outbreak.
I had eaten a salad out of the restaurant.
Michigan mom, Galen Sekulich, first started feeling nauseous symptoms on Father's Day.
I also had terrible night sweats for like 10 days.
While the source of this particular outbreak is still being investigated, experts say washing
and cooking your produce can help protect you.
The mixed lettuces, the bagged salads,
as much as we can probably avoid those,
that's probably good, but the vast, vast majority
of fresh fruits and vegetables are really not a concern.
Just wash them.
It's got everyone's attention.
Now, as far as the investigation,
while the FDA and the CDC are reportedly involved,
it is mostly state health departments
which have their people on the scene,
conducting the bulk of the investigating,
trying to figure out where this is all coming.
Interesting.
I mean, I always think love is out.
One of that word tacos, I do lettuce.
No, thank you.
No tomato, no lettuce.
This is not news tech.
That's dog shit.
It's slotha.
Explosive diarrhea.
Yo, the vegetables in the fucking fast food shit
is dog shit.
I do always think it out.
I always have the lettuce off.
It's hot and soggy and disgusting.
It's always really like deep drain and weird and dog shit.
But it just gave me the slotha.
I mean, see, look, look, look, look, real footage of me and Nick getting our license
to drive a genie lift for the job.
I mean, how, let's be right there, look.
I told you guys, live footage, real, of my training when I was training and how to drive.
I was gonna think I got that the devil that was four years ago. We didn't even have a video
I wasn't lying I had my certification and my life is to drive all these machines I
Told you guys I was a hate shots anyone never feel a fart coming
So you stick your hand on asshole and left the bitch
So you're left to genie left on that shit we did all that if you're not even wearing your harness properly
Oh my fucking god. Yes. I am in moron
Bro, this is it bro. This is a training school. This is a school that has like a little warehouse and then all these trucks
And you have to get the certifications. They could drive it at the inside of the workplace
You have to show the other guys. You're stupid man. Fuck you. Yo, it's not because you don't it's not because you did
I've been teaching a small African community while I got like, figure, statues are being built in us.
Very much so, man.
Uh, they were dress pants and they called it bro, bro.
It's called being, it's called professionalism, okay?
Like, you wouldn't get it.
Like, you're not professional, you wouldn't get it.
Yeah, it's, it's a smoking, it's smoking, smoking jobs.
I
Why didn't you get the certificate for the charity requiser?
It comes in a bag and here's the size of small medium large and extra large
You're gonna hit your medium
When the earth uses point, you're gonna stop it midway
So don't overflow. This is how we make your Irish juice at our
Juice at our McDonald's it comes in a bag and here's the size of small medium large
He's now all right, I think he's just too bulky.
There's another clause, another clause, many many.
And because we're here in Pennsylvania
where state trooper Michael Farrah was killed
just two weeks ago by an illegal alien
operating a semi truck on a commercial driver's license
which he should never have had.
He should, he was here illegally came in through Biden.
Today I'm making one more important announcement.
My administration will soon take historic action to get illegal alien truck drivers
who are just killing a lot of people.
They can't reach sides.
Many of them are on drugs or alcohol, and they shouldn't be driving these things.
And they came in totally illegally.
We don't want them, but they are driving all over American roadways, and we're going
to replace them with proud American veterans.
We're going to take our veterans, we're going to make them, we're going to teach them a
lot about driving trucks and in many cases they know we're going to say any American
who's driven a heavy truck for our military will automatically be eligible for commercial
driver's license.
So we're going to get them taken care of.
What?
What?
What?
Um, that sounds odd, maybe miswording, but that doesn't sound...
Yeah, that's nice of you, Jack. I used to do shit like that, but I'm not a mozagra.
Yeah.
I'm sick, I'm sick
It's funny how many retards in chat said to do this.
That's nasty to hear.
House voted to make Daleks any time permanent.
The next goes to the set.
Chat, Daleks settings is useless.
I mean, it's just, it's dog shit. We don't care. We don't care.
Chas, the science has proven it, that we don't care. I'm not kidding.
You big man, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
This video is made possible by Shopify. It's the most
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Oh, it was not. McDonald's is the most successful restaurant on the
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mcbay even just a few steps from the vatican there's a mcdonald's though some of the cotton
I'll just find it perverse
McDonald's is everywhere or at least almost everywhere
What happened to McDonald's in Africa?
Why are the Golden M so rare across a continent that's home to almost one-fifth of the world's population?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not like American fast would have to you have to compare though
Yeah, you have to compare it to all other chains. I mean, do they have a lot of Starbucks?
Do they have a lot of
Did they have a lot of
KFC?
KFC is here. Pizza Hut is here. Even Burger King is here.
Oh, how much?
How many don't?
This is the story of a company built on rigid standardization of global ambition colliding with local realities of politics and corrupt dictator families.
Of frustrated customers waiting for fries and the search for the perfect potato.
What?
And I make a video for you guys to see how it looks like.
McDonald's got a promising start in Africa.
that fight when global one of the three had clearly pulled ahead during the mid 90s mcdonalds was
operating in mods mods then again he's been 100 countries it claimed to open a restaurant
somewhere in the world every three hours fast food have become one of the purest symbols of
globalization with mcdonalds leading the way and africa was the next logical step in the race for
global dominance. So the big M eventually came to Morocco too. At the time a full meal at McDonald's
cost about 50 dirham or six dollars and 25 cents. The minimum wage in Morocco was about 75 cents per
hour but people showed up anyway. McDonald's was something Moroccans only knew from movies. It was
exciting to finally get a taste. The location added to it. You could search the steps away from the
beach today there are many more in Morocco one of them is here in Marrakech we asked Ismail to
check it out for us oh guys my name is Ismail I'm from Morocco exactly Marrakech and today we come
here at McDonald's to see how it looks like in Morocco not just place for eating in fast food
but also for sometimes you find people come here and studying here let's go now inside to see how
So it looks like, so how you can see, Madbona should have the typical design and she is
very very keen for the new house like is 100% Halal.
McDonald's adapted its menu to Moroccan customs, serving exclusively Halal meat and the traditional
post fast menu during Ramadan.
McDonald's success is often credited to this exact balance, standardized products adapted
two local tastes. A strategy known as globalization. The chain was also celebrated as a job creator,
particularly domestic after-fans. Youth unemployment was very high.
Beyond just the restaurants, McDonald's created jobs across the supply chain.
So, after finding success in Morocco, McDonald's branched out to other African countries.
In the mid-1990s, South Africa was undergoing a historic transition. Not long before, the
apartheid laws had been abolished and the country was starting fresh. McDonald's ceased the moment
and opened its first restaurant in Johannesburg in 1995. It was the first McDonald's south of the
Sahara. But the real breakthrough came in 2011 when McDonald's sold its South African franchise
rights to Cyril Ramaphosa, a former businessman and future president of the country. By 2025,
the country had over 400 McDonald's restaurants. Chances are you have the same entrepreneurial
instinct as Cyril Ramaphosa, and if you've ever thought about turning your idea into a business,
Shopify can help you.
Okay, chat is gonna want to run away, chat. I don't care that much.
Bang. Is that it? I just don't care much.
So it's a little bit of a skipper for sure. Maybe this one's good.
It's not working.
Um...
A scene of a car crash suddenly turns into a life-or-death struggle
with an erratic and aggressive suspect who refuses to comply.
And with the deputy service weapon within reach,
it's a fight that could end in tragedy.
Get the f*** out of there!
You're trying to get my son!
The following report was based on a police report released to date,
and most of the footage has never been seen before until now.
Please note that all persons charged with a crime are presumed innocent and less and until proven guilty in a court of law.
On the afternoon of October 15th, 2025, a 911 call comes in about a head-on collision in the middle of the highway in Houston County, Washington.
911, what are you reporting?
Um, an accident on, where am I? Old Pacific? It's at the T. It just happened. I witnessed it from my direction.
I don't know if the person lost conscious, some type of medical emergency.
Is this one unconscious?
I don't know until I get closer.
Are you able to safely check?
Yes.
Check is the one where they go to the small roads.
The caller approaches the vehicle that seemingly caused the crash,
but she quickly realizes that something is off with the driver, perhaps dangerously so.
so. The caller isn't the first one to notice. Moments earlier another person attempted to
check on the driver.
Open up the front door and ask if the person inside was OK.
All I could see was his shoes and the airbag
was covering the edge.
He said, I'm carrying a gun.
Don't touch me or I'll shoot you.
The collision sent both vehicles spinning off the highway
and traffic is backing up.
It's this scene that a local school resource officer
encounters on her way home from work.
Unaware that she's only moments away from a dangerous fight.
Jesus Christ! Um, yo!
The SRO, a deputy with the Thurston County Sheriff's Office, goes first to the woman in the white vehicle,
who is already being tended to by other motorists.
She then doubles back to check on the driver of the gray Chevy,
where she begins to realize that something isn't quite right.
Right now Bob has chance of coaching him right now, but he won't take a tan out of his pants.
But he appears to be breathing normally.
Nope.
And staggering.
He doesn't seem to be violent, but...
The deputy approaches the man, later identified as 47-year-old Brian Fleming,
who is standing in front of his smashed SUV, blood dripping from his head.
His hand tucked into his waistband.
Always ball, that's all you've got to worry about.
He ignores your instructions to sit down.
I got one, that's not what I am.
I got two, that's just...
Get back into the car. I'm not sure if he can't go through.
I'll see you.
Suddenly, the man begins running towards her, his right hand still partially concealed.
Yeah, we're using the show again.
Absolutely.
She's shaking.
As the baby draws her closer, her body cam is automatically activated.
He advised he just charged at me then just ran back into the car.
He can't go anywhere.
I mean, no, he lives here.
What?
Where's my closest unit?
Backup is speeding to the scene,
but as the situation deteriorates,
the question is whether they can get there in time.
Why don't you have a seat, sir?
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
subtle, non-lethal,
whether a couple of things like this is,
it's just right that I mean,
you're just asking to die.
I mean, I don't really get it.
Hey, everything's okay. Just have a seat.
Have a seat for me.
He's in and out of the car looking around, not making any aggressive movements right now,
but not complying with my verbal commands.
Hey, why don't you have a seat?
Wait, so they know that this guy has a gun and he's threatening people,
and
command to stop reproach yo is it in his hands you need so approaching is gonna get taste
what the fuck get on the ground taste not working
uh
yo on the ground taste not working
get on the ground! get on the ground now!
she went for the gun too what?
you're trying to get my gun!
get out!
you're trying to get my gun?
yeah, okay, okay, this PD needs to just reset
so, fire everybody, right? fire everybody
And just start scratching cuz what the fuck is this grandpa doing knock them the fuck out dumbass
Yo, this guy's going for the gun
What what do you think he's going for the gun for because he wants a new collectible because it's got this guy
What's a new on five points for his question at home like the only way to get a gun is to shoot somebody with it like
Fucking knock them the fuck out
Do you want to be a f***ing kill me?
Do you want to be a f***ing kill me?
You got me?
I'm already dead anyway, then.
I'm already dead anyway, then.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
He was black.
He was gone.
Additional law enforcement, including an off-duty corrections officer, jump in to try and restrain
the suspect.
Just play it.
And it turns out he's not as impervious to electricity as it seemed.
Oh
I'm gonna I'm gonna tease you put your hands behind your back
I don't know if it's a little bit of tazer isn't really gonna do much when he they already fucking fired twelfth is it in?
This is too much of a pain, I mean.
Don't check yourself out.
Got it.
With suspect Brian Fleming finally in handcuffs,
it will now be up to investigators to find out exactly how this incident,
which started as a car crash,
turned into a violent struggle for survival,
and those bizarre answers will come soon enough.
Okay, thanks.
You're welcome. Thank you.
Yeah, it's probably... what are they?
and it's radio on yet radio on probably six days of the point on the subject
and he's the 10 now
yes man there you are everyone at the scene is intensely aware of how much
worse this could have been the suspect stands six foot two two hundred and ten
giving him seven inches on the deputy and downweighing her by 70 pounds as the
corrections officer later notes Brian indeed came very close to doing just
that he wasn't complying you if this cop car was a few seconds out really like
30 seconds less I mean she could have just died if they could have killed
I was still trying to get her handgun, so I started impacting the back of his head with the muzzle of my gun, telling him to stop, where I was going to have to shoot him.
I was fighting for an angle and watching her holster, because he was trying to break their attention on her holster, and if their attention broke, I was going to have to shoot, so I was looking for an angle where I could do that safely.
It will later come to light that Brian had hidden advantages. In addition to his size, he holds a brown belt in Jiu Jitsu.
to get to.
Yeah, that's all.
It's like 11.
Yeah, I did fantastic for somebody of that size.
Absolutely fantastic.
And he's super top dead.
Just smell it pouring off and I'm.
I mean I like you.
At least four or five of my problems.
Oh yeah, because I could feel it.
I'm like, kick him down and everything.
I'm like, oh, yeah.
When another officer finds the deputy's taser,
he notes in his report that it was completely empty,
meaning all 10 probes had been deployed.
When investigators later speak to Brian himself,
they get some surprising answers
about what happened on the highway today.
Was any force used on you by an officer?
Yes.
OK, can you explain what kind of force
was used against you, what happened?
It's a blank, I don't know.
Brian tells investigators that he was diagnosed bipolar at the age of 18,
but hasn't been able to communicate with patients.
Instead, he takes Adderall.
Do you think that there's anything you could have done differently in the situation?
No.
You said, yeah, what's that?
I don't know.
That has nothing to do with anything.
Yes, it's something better, but...
I thought I was being chased, so.
Investigators reach out to his wife, who says he's been struggling in recent days with paranoia.
Turning off the lights in their home and making her and the children hide from people he believed were out to get him.
She says he left the house that morning to get eggs and never returned.
Do you know if the officer gave you any verbal warnings?
Did you hear them yelling at you?
No.
You said yes?
Do you remember what they said?
It's a lot that I don't recall, okay?
I had just started a new medication, too.
He doesn't specify the medication,
but he does admit to drinking seven bottles of Nyquil that day
in an effort to fall asleep.
What?
No, there's no shot.
Probably a half-true.
Because Nyquil has parts like encephaminophen mixed a little bit,
Mix a little bit and you'd, you'd, you'd already on this shit or you'd be, you'd be puking
or whatever.
Set of bottles, you're cooked, you're cooked.
But while that could possibly shed light on the accident, it doesn't quite explain what
motivated the incident with law enforcement.
You're trying to get my gun!
Get out!
Over the counter, the XM isn't like it used to be, okay?
They added this shit so that you get cooked on the other shit before you get cooked on
the actual active ingredients.
It is what it is.
I mean, it knows the shit.
Brian tells police that his sole reason in reaching for the deputy's weapon was so he could use it on himself
Whether or not that's the whole truth the deputy is surely fortunate not to find out
Nope, you did awesome. We're fine
Well, I know
The police report notes that the deputy didn't sustain any significant if you give the order counter products
If you look at it, there's a big yellow square around the instruction at the back, highlighting
how much of the other ship is in it with the, you know, you get fucked up on, on the, like
you can't even get higher.
Nor did the driver of the Yonkami vehicle, Brian himself, required staples in his skin,
but was also remarkably unhung.
It was charged with third degree assault, attempted disarming a law enforcement officer, driving
under the influence, reckless driving, obstructing a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest.
He is free on $10,000 bond while his case moves forward. To access more of our content
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Uh, okay. I mean, check any incident involving a vehicle, the the bail should be way more
than that because it's only going to afford a car like that and all that. Probably afford
That bail for like easy like it's not even a bail at that point. It's just a fucking it's like a get out of jail free card
like really dude
Just wrap that shit up buddy
Um
I think it's the other way around i mean maybe it goes
Can't so cute the cobs.
You're a cute cobs.
I can't pay them to do themselves.
Anyway, uh, what else are you gonna do to chat?
Yeah, we'll probably be a couple, mom.
What happens if...
Have you ever dreamt that...
Interesting, I'll be a McDonald's.
Tonight!
I say you didn't get invited to Streaming University.
Ha, that's typical Ludwig Mogdew man.
Maybe if you weren't a part-timer you would have got invited long.
She's bigger than me.
That's me.
That's me.
Very hard time.
Very hard time convincing me that she could have justified it, shouldn't she?
What's up, Pops?
Do you think this is a real Pops?
Pops.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm watching this.
Um, I think, look, is he, is he on me now?
Oh, wait a minute.
First person!
First person that we have is Phantom, okay?
All right, easy get the subs in is that how you get in here to get some of the left
DDG with the what gift it's I
Go live DDG there you go glazing already. Okay
There you go glazing set up to my alumni set up to my bad
No MVP set up to MVP us to me you
Yeah, who are you excited to watch, bro?
No
I think I need to have Albrecht's elevation for this, or else he's gonna lag really badly.
I feel like I got a gun bit of this game.
Oh, I'm gonna need to fix this up.
What the fuck?
Turbo, no moves...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, remove turbo, not...
I don't mind, I don't mind turbo.
Who the fuck?
easy EU 100% yeah EU stack departments any any indication uh probably probably
Oh
Another lens and mark
That's terrible it's most is not able
Okay, okay then this yep, yep
So South America I can't get on the AV Paraguay
Fucking bottom Mexico
I
Hold on no, maybe maybe a turkey
Turkey Turkey, yeah, it's this is turkey. I'm upset
Probably not a girl probably bottom bottom very very bottom
Istanbul I use a sample and I can find it
Okay, no, it was on the bridge. It's settled on the bridge. Yeah, I
I didn't know that for the next time
Bang America
Maybe maybe
You know what's more shit
Let's catch a one
I mean he's cheating so that means of course it'll be easy.
Maybe the idea is basically he's cheating. I mean it's bullshit. He's cheating. He's not cheating!
But he's fucking cheating!
School zone? Uh... South Africa?
I think I think this vein
you check this should be a divider wait what is it brother the people put a lot of
How much in again the point let's say it it's it's Africa if you're not point let's say it any hours is on his day
That is it
That is it
Now he's gonna get 3x on the next one
Thailand? Thailand, Malaysia?
Where's the sun at? The sun is where?
Or southern? Yep, Indonesia.
I did better, though, no? Yep.
The sun was actually north, I believe it was north.
are you you can I get welcome to jungle we didn't okay fuck you chat
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
I mean, this guy's just clicking next to me, just so they don't lose points.
It's awful.
Uh, Sun's where?
That's North, right?
It's over South there.
Yep.
Probably not something that's South American of nature.
Ooh.
Yeah, play that in South America, I'll tell you.
Ooh.
South, it could be South America, could be a loss.
This guy is cheating.
These dumpers are cheating! They're cheating!
Uh, came in aisle, but it's an ad though.
Uh, for some... North America, but where?
New York? New York? Boston? New York.
I have a head on it.
Just cheating.
It's so lame.
It's the same.
It's the same.
Bullshit ass cheater.
It's the same.
Just literally just fucking clicking like it's so stupid.
I would actually didn't say Canada.
Oh, Minnesota? Minnesota, Toronto?
This actually made it go back to Chilapa.
What?
This is on, this is on.
Oh my god!
BAAAAAN! BAAAAAN!
That's right, see?
You say cheater by the every- as soon as I finished my round, I looked at-
And the pressure mark, pressure mark, pressure mark, pressure mark, you- you made it in front of me, you made it in front of me- and I had it straight on!
I mean, you're mad, you're mad, you're mad.
I mean, if you're mad, if you say so, man, I got your problem.
Jordan!
Don't move!
I had a high my first flick was good than that shoulder my first it was good and I mean
I mean, my first name is Denmark, by myself, but...
Um... I can see now.
Go apart on the right side.
You see, he's just reading the chat.
He's just reading.
You play some rinky-vinky dog shit, but you are the juice master.
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, you do admit it.
You don't admit the cheating.
Watch him, watch him, he's gonna.
Uh, yeah, I mean, just cheating, just cheating, it's a thing.
Jack, Jack.
Type a bunch of gibberish.
Type a bunch of gibberish, ready?
Don't push that button.
It's mine. It's mine. It's mine.
It's mine. It's mine.
He's just in there.
I don't know what I did.
He's a cop here, he's a cop here.
Are we north?
He's fucking coughing dude, it's so lame!
of
and
Cheater. Just cheating. Just cheating. I mean, just cheating. He's just cheating.
He's cheating. I mean, he's cheating. I mean, he knew it. How are we gonna admit to cheating?
minute delay perhaps that would help what do you think no okay loser
how are you going to admit to cheating and then and then say cool am I still
kidding yeah yeah I mean no shit
It's a mother, yes, it's a mother, it's a mother, it's a mother.
I don't know.
South Africa or Australia, it can only be one or the other.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I hate it!
I can tell what the car was at. I mean, the driver was living in the middle of the road, so...
Oh
Close by
Uh, any writing anywhere, any- any...
Same thing, didn't write.
Just keep seeing it a lot.
Why does he get too extra?
He's just cheating, he's just reading the chat.
See, I sometimes have a day, but I always cheat, so it's a lamest fucker.
It's obvious, it's obvious.
Like, imagine thinking that these guys, none of them miss even a single country, they never miss anything.
And they're always on the replayers. I mean, that's crazy.
Okay, I got it.
It doesn't mean they don't want us to pick up their yellow plates. One at the end.
I
Was that son at
North
I was at Spain, but I think one point I keep one Finland
We're gonna close it as a matter
nope I got it I got it better okay cool
Very common.
Um.
Okay.
Okay.
Um.
Is this on it?
I mean, he's throwing.
Yeah, I mean, he's throwing again.
He's on the game, he's on the game, we're going in, that's funny.
Oh, I know this app!
Ummm...
That's a poll ender.
I mean he's throwing the game, he's throwing the game.
Nice, it's open open actually.
That's NA but where?
The grass is uh...
Another Houstoner
What bro explain explain why you didn't get the country right and I can't I'm actually mad about it
He's shooting.
Dude, dude, dude, this dude is actually worse because when he knows I'm wrong, he goes wrong
on purpose to do, to make a meme for Chatter.
That's actually gobble. That's gobble and then and then he just wins it because it is the 4x. It's fucking bullshit
So what?
That actually is like a Belarus for some shit
It's Istanbul classic. Yeah, I'm done. I mean the shit has ruined it. It's it's it's honestly possible
Hey Felix, it's your buddy, baby great propaganda as of late. We're flying you out to kiss the wall next week and getting you a
Funny it's your toy it was low
Literally just copy my shit there. He's telling my shit there. He's just popping my shit. It's so boring
He's copying my shit for what reason I
Got to the six on them. I mean six on the dope
Hey ex welcome me to the panel for a free max win
Yes or that
I was deliberately doing that because he's copying my shit I mean how does that understand
He found me. He's out for it. They did most of most obvious bait of all time.
That's definitely been my dash or something. Sure.
You've been looking hugely simply.
Yeah, definitely.
Everybody, everybody, get fucked on, fucked, absolutely boned, absolutely boned, absolutely
boned.
And I didn't say cheater, I didn't say cheater, I didn't say cheater.
I had my idea about where I was at the entire time.
Like as soon as it started I knew where I was going to be and I was just strolling the
whole time trying to make him click something else and then I clicked him.
Oh, where's 6x? What do you see there? Click 6x. Bang. 6x break. I don't think he's
I'm not even understanding.
Wait, am I at his hotline?
Um...
It's one of the other...
These are two cases.
It's more greenish? I'm gonna go here.
You got it. Yeah, nice. Well done, man. Well-cheated.
Wow, actually, no, dear.
Oh, I can see that way down there.
Way down there.
Wait no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's um...
I was there, I was better than I was further.
So I'm more accurate with where the actual gets, oh and hold on.
Yeah, you gotta know your turn from Paul's Honest Honour, wow, this looks like a fucking movie set, what?
Denmark or Netherlands? What does it mean?
Four years. Can I get a welcome to the jungle, Mr. Carr?
Wait, how? The plates, what?
That, that, that's what, that's what I'm trying to say.
It was QCL. I love you, Felix. Can you say it back?
Yeah, if the sign says it, then you're cheating it for you.
Like you have you have to not look at the sign you have to actually do the worst possible
of all time for it to be valid.
I mean, yes, I'm fucking brain dead.
I'm trying to just explain it.
just how, just how
What?
Oh, okay, yeah, this is, uh, I'm not gonna say that loud, but I know this is it.
It was one at the other, it was one at the other, again, same thing as earlier, it was one at the other, it was one at the other.
It's gonna go above, isn't it?
It has to go bottom, it has to go bottom.
Really why?
No way!
Oh my god.
Jesus.
I'm gonna go get my gun.
Press Y.
Press Y.
I
Need teaching
Driving on the
Oh, one way, isn't it?
New York?
He copied me.
He's just copying him.
I mean, he's just copying it's lame, it's lame as fucker.
She's just copying it.
I mean, I mean, why would you think that that's not a fair, a fair problem?
When you're copying it, you can only lose very few points or not, or win points.
And, and when you're winning it, I mean, that's bullshit, that's a bullshit.
To be honest, the snipers are not that bad.
You just suck hello, El.
Okay, I mean, Charlie, man.
It's always the same thing.
If you played this game, you would know this is that, but if you played it with my guess,
which is not even good, my guess is bad.
I'll go in and make a mistake, it's always the exact same thing as my mistake, I explain that.
And then when it's my mistake, they go do the exact same mistake, explain that.
Why is that clicking?
It can't be, it can't be, it can't be, it can't be, it can't be, it can't be.
Okay, so the sun is showing the game and they've reversed the position.
It's all blurry.
Oh, I can't see.
It's...
Yeah, but he has a Zechmer, how do you know it's Zechner?
He's just reading the chat.
It's actually a bit more.
Yo, can you not cry for five minutes?
Now make fun of disabled people.
Watch the replays you're talking about.
So, how, why did you choose being a ladish when new deli?
Explain thought process.
It's like you don't just let him up
Yeah
What a dumbass like I like what like what a fucker like what an actual what a fucker actually caught red-handed it absolute fucker
I actually have no idea fucking I actually have no idea
Okay. So basically it's just being in the chat is what I'm saying.
Um, that's actually tough.
Uh, I think it's next to it.
Nope.
I mean the problem is that you guys don't know, you guys don't know metagessor, like
I don't know that much, but you guys don't know metagessor, like some of these guys are
They are absolutely based off of meta.
Like, you don't know the meta against them shit.
They say cheap, but they don't even know what the battle is about.
Could have been either.
I actually don't know the spot and it's not in America, but...
Yo, you cheat hello el forson owns you on God
How how how I explain how
But he buddy buddy the chat gets it wrong most of the time I mean who we hunter
It's so boring, it's so boring, it's genuinely just so boring.
it's actually Denmark believe it or not I think you passed that when I guess he
gives a market just cheater just just just cheating just eating nice sheet
Okay, just to see, I asked for a non-tribo, just to see, I need you to get a non-sever.
What the fuck is this?
This is like some Malaysia shit.
This is some Malaysia.
I'll just turn off the heat on them and go fast.
This guy's weird.
He's weird.
He's weird.
He's weird.
We're on the...
back back back back
56 months bugle
what the fuck
uh I don't understand
oh
I need to look over there
I bet if they showed a McDonald's, you would instantly know where it was.
Bitch knows her.
I'll make a lot of fuck you.
I mean, I know it's Zabba, I don't know where exactly.
Poland or Zekia?
I go Zekia.
just here he's actually that's one thing in common and it's not that you
You cheat in all of them.
Thailand?
They are all a one time thing, and you are unprepared every single time.
Hello, hell.
What the fuck am I?
What the fuck?
Disclamation mark disability.
I...
Wow!
It's the table.
I know what that is.
I know what that is!
Mexico.
Watch out for the east.
They're just shooting.
I have it wrong but it's fine. Yeah this guy is just cheating.
I have to salute the lame. Like whenever he's not sure he's coming
to me. Well he's not sure he's coming to me!
What?
Oh, Singapore.
I can't see.
I
I
You go off the bus that everyone is brain dead farm some brain cells and start playing the game little pot
You're just saying words that are the make sense
Boy, I am so- where the fuck am I?
Where?!
I
Ah
Yes, I know the exact water
It said it, but there it said it said the word it said the word it's like how the fuck
It said it, monetary.
I said it on monetary.
How is that cheating?
I clicked on monetary.
It said it.
It said it right there.
So I click non-turbo out of nowhere.
I queue up and I win it after losing every game.
Let me guess, all lucky.
Let me guess, it's all lucky.
No, look, same thing's never.
It's the same guy, it's the same figure.
I give you the answers fuck it I send it oh shit north north of them if you I'm thinking
maybe maybe more like no
No.
Maybe further down?
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah, she was north.
You're cheating.
You're cheating.
You're cheating.
I'm not sure.
He's shooting.
So where's that?
Right, stay in it.
Ah
Australia
What is that
Cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater.
Why would going first matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why going first matters, though?
Explain?
Explain.
Explain it.
Yeah, but why does it matter?
Explain it.
Now explain it.
Explain why it matters.
Explain it.
Explain it.
Explain it.
Explain it, now explain it. Hey, now explain my matters. Now explain it.
Yes, but you said going first.
So why does it matter?
Explain it. Explain it.
Explain. I'm asking you, why does it matter?
What?
guys burned out of um ala
if it's a good guess. Easy to get it right when the chief is in it.
Much love. Thanks for the happiness over the years, Ex-QCL.
Dodge it.
He said he said he's the game, if you did it, you would know that that one paul was chilling. You would know that.
Excuse me, Eliza.
I
I'll show you the way though.
What's this thing?
Wait, was it jumping backwards?
Oh
There's what
Stop this time you see him stop it stop it you see him
So this guy is not standing.
This guy queues every time and he denies that he's typing.
So you deny you're standing.
So, I changed game modes twice and I still match against him.
Like, what is in Cid's O?
What is in Cid's O?
I played against him like 20 times.
I changed game modes and instituted to him, everything.
But these guys, you're just chewing up randomly.
Like, you just stop, you just stop, you just stop,
you just stop, you just stop, you just stop.
Just as bad as you already, just as bad as you already.
Buddy, you added these guys, choose every day,
and you just match my choose by just complete accident.
And then you sound, brand new, so do I!
I
He said cut it poor earlier so this guy says it. Yes, is it oh, I'm not sniping so why why would we believe it?
But he says he's not having it or what they're cheating when he's only seven what we think of it for which is that?
Who's is that?
I
Choose
We got the guys they got them we got them
Come in the record there didn't play sweater and forever and I played it the idea the night so if anything easily me
Actually, I got to be K-Soul because I didn't know the set was still working.
I tried to play it two days before it did, but the set was down.
So I couldn't play it then.
And then, I thought it was on because I had to do his VPN.
Look at his proof of VPN.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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It's only snipers but it gets us so fucking lame
I
Wouldn't give up I said it was just playing the game
Well, it goes like the band doesn't have any development right now, and I am really craving popsicles. What kinds do I ask for?
Cyclones.
The more you complain, the more it will happen.
I said buddy, buddy, buddy, it's been over 10 years.
You act like it matters.
Like like like like you act like any of this shit.
You sound stupid if you stop it.
You sound dumb.
I'm going to get all over it, but the last goodbye.
Bank robberies wouldn't happen if they didn't just didn't react to it.
Just let the people rob the bank and get the money and it will stop happening.
Stop giving them a reaction like, are you stupid?
All I'm seeing attention is the prize that I cannot remove that you can't remove that
Like then being on the strain and then being that's the reaction the reaction is a plus server
Then be on the that that's the winner. So you can't stop it
He's gonna go to my ship
I'm cooking 12,000, I can easily get that.
I'm hung look at that long thing.
I think you've been relevant for so long because people are waiting to see for actually
this dumb or its rage bait.
There comes a time where one must accept being held and washed at every game.
This is literally a game for four year olds.
Wait, wait, I'm top 1% in more games
than you have played games overall.
Imagine that.
I
What I was in that I'm gonna be six I mean, I can't go higher
My character has literally has literally 42 something right little coffee
I
Sixty mom when it's average just weeks they might care just what does really like it's a bad character and and I
Do better than anybody else
Because that's so fucking bad. Yeah, she had me
It's not even a single player, not a single player in this game, it's all others.
Adam's boat bro Adam is Louie the it's the worst set up really in the game
So fucking bad for none of the guys I should get none of the guys
Act like you guys are fucking dog shit
the game it like no like we have only win because it's like 5 what 10 be one
You trash
No, but then what was it one now? Yeah, I'm up. I'm talking to 0.01% and fucking them up
Just put a 5 minute delay or something, that would stop the snipers clueless.
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you
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What what in beast beats ghosts dark and fairy
Ghosts I
I mean if goes these goes and then what then
This one
My second decent but business of Canada
I think I'm gonna die.
What if there is no one in the car?
There is actually.
Father time is you.
You are father time.
You are father time.
But where is the handle?
33 years in the jungle, pig-pank-pock.
Thank you, Mardic Massive-Schnoza.
Ah, fresh as a...
Oh
Okay chat
Maybe I put a no, I don't have I don't I don't I don't I don't the Phillip or stone here
Maybe I still went in regardless
Maybe I get it again, maybe, um, nah, here's the thing.
Maybe I just level up, okay.
So, what about, bite.
Excellent.
Excellency, damn.
Is that not good enough?
I might have to re-assive Regentress.
Dark Pulse.
Dark Pulse?
Nope.
Um,
I think we start off with Lunala X2CML or we can dig some bullshit and if we get we
We get the mother sucker at an Edison.
Chow, what is that though?
What is it?
What is it?
Let's give it a shot.
Alright.
I think he dies one shot.
Yeah, I think I do.
I think he dies one-shot. Yeah, I think they're there.
Okay, hold on! Wait, this isn't a bad end. They're in the last level. Hold on!
He goes first.
That's not bad!
That's not bad at all.
Wait, this is actually winnable now.
Chat.
Maybe crunch?
Maybe this and I hope we're crunch.
That goes first.
Wait, crunch is not good.
Not bad, what is this miniball?
I'll hopefully crunch, like, at least half of it.
Fuck, he's dead.
better still not that though that's gonna be really risky hopefully goes first
and he's kind of slow.
Then he did it better, better, better, better.
Hold on!
Back.
I'll hopefully have Nasus dead.
Did it work?
Not bad!
Hold on!
Chat, do I have enough time to revive and swap before he wakes up your lager?
Probably not, right?
It's RNG pretty much right?
I think I stay in and I hope for maybe uh, Chad, maybe double thunderbolt?
Cause this increases his um, his SV.
Okay, Chad, if Zab gonna hit, it kills.
50%!
No it doesn't.
Okay, I revive again.
Check.
Maybe I revive Solgaleo.
This guy's dead, Joe. He's got to get much out of him.
Got it.
I think he's dead. I think he's dead.
Okay, Chad, who goes first, though?
Please don't kill him, he doesn't die, right?
He created it!
Nice!
Hold on!
Uh, I'll be, I mean, he's slow surely.
Why?
Any crits of course.
Got it.
Okay, I can cheat here and swap out.
Everything good.
Okay, swapping though is gonna cheat it.
Because he's in the air and he's gonna land down.
So, it's gonna be a tank for him instead of...
And die.
I should get a forego that doesn't mean that though.
That'd be pretty good.
That was smart. That was good. Thank you. See what I did? Please don't go near
again. No. Holy fuck, please get that. Now we can offer a head please. Wait. I don't
Wait no, didn't throw, hold on.
But I made chat yet no tax is there any way right?
I have no words anymore.
Is it there?
It's fucking here.
Yeah, I'm out of I'm out of a usable some for sure
I don't think so at all
In other backpacker, I mean I do have a res
Chaz Zen headbutt could fucking absolutely bone him, no?
Like a strawman.
Chat, what if I give him more, um, HP?
HP on, uh, maybe in the Cosmo?
I'm not gonna force it, fuck it.
We'll just go get, um...
Chat, I think we just go get the other guy.
Aeternatus. Chat, what type is Aeternatus though?
Poison Dragon.
if I learn some attacks that are good don't know I guess those guys
okay I'm just gonna go with the real quick I'm gonna get the capes in here so
that we can sell them for money's
Yeah, I'm not I'm not just fine yet some of that
Fortune pickaxe I don't have that
We have to get lucky in some of these spots here
Which I then is in the mood yet
Check am I right in it
Right zero
The boats.
They have any fortune here, because we need to loot some crystals to get atonatus.
I'm sure we did some good looking here.
Here we have that. Let's go then.
Oh shit.
He only spawns in houses with three segments.
Is that how that works?
Is there any TP crystals in the end like this, or do I get like dire something?
any thoughts? What is that right there? So what is that? Is that just a mine chest?
I'll get like one one more time and I will get back at him
My the sounds of the songs change you could just put my
because I have a feather falling, which I have a feather falling, feather falling is
I said the following is busted as shithead.
What do you call a low-fat Pokémon, bustle-free?
I don't know how to get the bracelet because it needs a...
Oh, is that a raider?
Okay, explain what this does for me.
like how do i get in there
your homer
pro and trot only there are any pros i do
john i think maybe we we love others well maybe
but this foot is bad though
I
How much of is that I already have the features I don't think we need a new two of us
reasonable though because she's not max level so she changes xd over
although the other guy doesn't he's made out and I'm sure he's max
so he's not max
wait what the fuck
um
what the fudge is there anything good against that so it was stream brother and then again
against that. That's fine, doesn't it? Oh man, I'm on your fire. Dude, fuck off.
I still got it, but it doesn't fight anymore, I replaced it.
Um, I gotta switch out, maybe...
Which I am with all their abilities.
It's hooked.
Just watch, watch.
Okay, not bad.
Well, the team combo is built for the other guy, not this guy.
Okay, let me just... I'm sure I'm on it.
I don't know what to do with this.
Your team sucks.
Ummm...
Somebody was here.
Ouch, my face.
I don't think he's worth leveling up, not against that comp.
I was going to be a choice start for on Buster, but did he go with still stuff?
I think this is already claimed, you know?
Wait, there's some stuff missing actually. Um, yo?
Chow, I'm missing items, no?
This seems empty, am I crazy?
Is this not claimed? How did you get something to spend the nuts?
F claimer.
Add.
No, I already had it. It's fine. It's all you might know.
Yeah, yeah, it's fine. It's just fine.
Okay, chat.
Remember way back?
There's a spot I had a lot of those things on the ground, right? Also, where do you get fortune from?
Cheshire, just go and loot NCT then?
Cheshire, I feel like getting 500 of those particles might not, I mean, it might be worth it just to do it naturally.
I'll just just fucking send it.
With a book of fortune and leather...
I have a book of it? Where though?
In here?
No
No
Nope
Do you see?
Nope.
No.
Chai, did I miss any ingests?
I've read a lot of books.
No books.
No, man.
I think that, um, can make an entertainment table like this, okay, oh my god, this, I can't,
I'm not doing this again.
Okay.
Obsidian over here.
Diamonds over here.
Book over here.
Crafts.
Table.
Done.
Now I need to play the has book to go chat.
I need to get normal books for fake enchants.
Okay, now we should have gone now.
A stronghold for books?
Actually, I think there's a library in here, though, somewhere.
Um, and there's something that should be a library that has it, no?
Oh, wait, no, I can just steal it.
I can just steal the books, no?
Okay, I'll just steal the fucking books.
Dude, I swear there's books here somewhere.
Do you remember where the books are on the up?
That looks nice.
There.
Isn't that going to break it?
I don't have so much touch, I don't think.
I think we should just go mine, naturally.
I think it's perfectly fine.
I mean, it's not that hard.
I'm so close.
What do you mean, to do it naturally?
Okay, in this time, I know this lever, I know it for a fact.
We don't have any books in the total to make an enchantment.
station 45 four books are you sure 45 and directs just 24 bookshelves
Yeah, I need to get a
Yeah, I'm not I can't be fucked to go in every house and then there's a book so I'm not gonna do that
We're gonna cheat instead
We're gonna do this
And we're just gonna cheat it instead
We'll go to fucking entities and just a little bit off the ground
dude no shot oh my god so was that the limit of the server or the other terrain
Yeah, that was like literally the limits.
I've never been here before.
Why'd I say I died there?
Temple has the what temple?
Pyramid which one
Dude stop stop it
Behind you
Fuck
My god, no, it's not again, please. I can't anymore. Please stop it
Please stop, please stop. Oh my god
Is there more loot? Should he have? Over here?
Is there more?
No more loot, got it.
I don't know what they're doing, I'm not sure what they're doing.
Shit, like this. Like what is that? Is that a vote?
Like is that good loot? Or is that like nothing?
It's garbage.
Yeah, that's some fucking dog shit.
The Black Pyramids.
The Land of the World?
What Pyramids?
I've never seen those before.
I've never seen those before.
Check it out when you see one, because I've never seen those before for sure.
Um, there's no loot again.
You see for the boat?
You passed it.
Yeah, that was way earlier though.
I'm not even gonna go all the way back.
I
Was huge little to huge little
Why am I done
I'm gonna fucking go crazy with this shit.
Dude, fuck off!
should be loot right? it has to be. as I had to be three layers to be looted?
should you come on get to me man?
what about the boat?
He's a parameter yet, dummy
There's a book in the main of trading yeah, where say they get a couple days that
I'll get out of the way there and I am playing this because I got the whole smile on my own
Six years welcome to the jungle XQC L
I'll take everything I'm lazy
No effect anything it like it's gonna be absolute magnitude inventory. It's already fucking trash inventory
Have you been here before? I don't think so. Right here. Triple layer.
Is that good?
Wait, actually?
There's nothing else, though.
Oh, I didn't take it.
Shall we have the sense that I should use that though?
No, no.
Wait, really?
I want to start.
I got it, I got it.
I hope you like this one.
Fire!
Watch it beat this one up!
Right here.
Okay, triple fire!
No!
wait it's not a good layer like this whatever I can't anymore never go on
on 3rd 4th, on 3rd 4th, right?
No lose, right?
Except for the thing that I'm not gonna look at, like it doesn't have the big axe thingy.
What about this?
Look here, right?
I need to drop some shit, huh?
Yeah, it's supermoney.
What else?
Check, if line wasn't so fucking tedious, I wouldn't mind it, but it's so bad.
That's good, right?
This is where Jabba the fortune!
I need the fucking fortune!
Okay, that was just for the spell, man.
Horde on Z, is that good?
Okay, he's back up right now. Isn't that nice on him?
Why would they make evolutions that are prior, worse, uh, uh, the one, uh, better, I mean,
sorry.
If I like this, an OP item there.
Check this out, Pyramid tell me. Also I'm going to visit the Alex 4 there.
There's loot there. I'm pretty sure.
There's such dog shenanigans, where's the, where's the fortune at?
items oh my fucking god what is this fucking dog shit loose I'm gonna tweak
out man but where the fuck is the loot man
Okay, I'm gonna have to give up on it.
Pyramid.
Pyramid.
Is that two of these fours back to back?
Pay XQC.
My plane is running low on fuel.
Can I do an emergency landing on your massive nose?
Ex-Q-C-L.
Is that funny?
Okay, we're gonna go on the move.
No, this is a habit. There's more at the top, though. No, I'm not mad about that. I'm not
mad about the fact that I can't fucking find what I'm looking for. Yes, every entry in
the fucking game I give the one that I want. I mean, it's just, I mean, that's just, it's
another one
oh my f***ing god
Tell me surrender temple six two four five eight one one eight four
What is an end the temple my daddy
Wait doesn't he have books they don't
That's not that
I have silk touch, but I don't think I can break it like that though, am I right?
I guess.
I just want to let you know that when GTA 6 comes out, I'm not gonna play while you are live playing, even if it spoils it for me.
That's how much of a juicer I am. Just kidding, suck me balls, you will forget about you.
you will see
So I will you one fucker
What about that I
Have 13
15. Okay, I should go to ancient, right?
Oh, the pickaxe though.
Can you play one game where you don't ask the chat for everything?
XQCL.
I'll just go to a town there, check, I think I stole the thing here right?
Wait, somebody yonked it.
Wait, that wasn't even me.
What is this?
Search.
I'm stuck.
I'm not sure you're stuck.
Wait, what is that?
Wait, what is that?
Oh my...
Is it for the other side?
What is he doing?
What the?
Buddy, fucking fly buddy.
I am in front of you.
is somebody still at the TV?
I'm not at the TV, I'm at the fucking TV
play safe, is that your gun?
there was a radio?
found
got it
okay, I lost this
I need to make my my little base. This is disgusting chat. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm just gonna open it up, I don't care.
It's not like people are gonna fucking steal from this, right?
Okay.
So it's 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, then 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3.
I need to make a normal pickaxe, if this is fine, it's gonna be kind of broken though.
Nope.
This will cost 8 levels?
Is this normal?
Oh, you need eight of them.
Uh, book.
Dude!
Max fucking win, I guess.
Think of it after you slump
Dude, I am the fucking goat
I'm enchanted because I am doing this instead of
WHAT?!
Okay, what the fuck was that?
Um.
Happy birthday to me, Ex-Q-C-L.
I was like ultra maximum that's like just I'm actually unbelievable
Okay, now we have to go in in a cave
Purchase protocol from the villager I look comes
Good job, Annie
Jovain's cave in.
Only why is the man, why is the man's going in?
Because I put Fortune 300 and the game gave me efficiency 4 and I'm breaking 3 which is
like almost max max on balloon for free.
It just came with it, right for free, it's just the last thing I did.
I can't see anything.
Let's see how long it'll take with fortune.
Is that good?
I mean, this is trash, right?
This is shit!
what the fuck?
he's in one to three
i always get one though
Is that just bad luck or is that just like classic no shit?
This is huge there.
These are like ours.
With this shit luck I mean, GG's.
I'm not gonna bother with that one, it's too far up.
I need 500 I think.
Do you want more?
Two?
I mean...
I mean, 81 might fog is, am I welcome to the jungle yet?
Please don't.
Oh, hold on.
78 stacks.
Is that it?
That's the way in the water.
Invincible.
It's not invincible, but it's like, uh, the damage is being made a bunch.
What is Arc Phone?
Well, how do you get an Arc Phone?
It tracks legendaries.
Removed from the slot packet.
Wait, how do you know that?
Oh, the firewood mechanic for the maps.
And everyone of them has a different mechanic though.
This is not Minecraft's main is, but it's Pokemon.
If you could take your cart to any track in the world, which you can do because you're
a millionaire, which would it be and when is it happening?
Or did there's a what okay, there's one in Japan that I do on the simulator
What's over there?
Yeah, I forgot what's called
The guy they just sent out is like some fucking mega ragebaiter.
He used to look at his logs like actual skits though.
One of those long guys likes him.
I'm pretty sure he has a dual chat in both the chats in town
and he spams the ragebait on both accounts all day.
I mean, that is literally the opposite of rent-free, literally the opposite of rent-free.
That's literally the difference of not rent-free.
What?
Um, what the fuck?
I think mining in the water is better because it's easier to get to places, no?
Okay, I've tracked quick maths. How much is that?
It's like a hundred and sixty. One hundred fifty.
139
True true
There's nothing air zero
Check I don't explain anymore
Oh
Is that a hunter?
What the fuck?
Oh, it's just not generating.
Wait, that'll take forever then.
Well, even with fortune, this is horrendous.
Is this like a blue collar drama?
Oh! Oh my god!
Oh my god! What the fuck?
dude dude fuck off oh my god what is going on with my game
maniac I don't want to fight him
grow dawn on the love of
that's gap
is it just gonna chase them like this, like the entire game?
like, fuck off!
all right, okay, alright man
I need to go back to the water.
Like not water is sucky.
This comes from here.
Oh yeah, we need a new cave and no ship.
Oh, hold on. Maybe not. So many oars everywhere. No, this is good, this is good.
Now, we're going to get in three, so up top. Tomorrow.
Yeah, but it's still always bad though, because none of them are like Ryan put, you know?
No, I knew about that.
Um, check with us.
The shiny lequaza was a one-time thing.
After all these pawns it's gone.
You came unprepared.
I had already dropped some in it.
Into a set the goal.
I dropped like 30.
Here's three.
And it made it's not coming home. Well, I mean it it could have it could have and they came pretty close. No
I mean all these are any they're all close games. They might it's
They're welcome them to one or two goal difference just one sometimes most of them
And don't get it next time maybe
Check is that King's last attempt or what?
It might be.
What's the next year's gonna be?
They're gonna do four years like the Olympics, no?
Yeah, that's unlucky.
I mean, that must hurt really bad though.
In four years of training,
and you lose, you lose in four years,
so you didn't get a dragon, it's kind of awful.
So every country, it's why every country should really build
their best roster, and I don't think they do at all.
They kind of troll the game.
Yo at XQC, Yo Chat, what's your favorite Pokemon of all time?
Dragonair. Actually mine was Golem.
When I was young I had this like little plastic toy or figure of Gollum and its head kept breaking and falling off the side.
And my mom would use hot glue to glue him back in.
And he just kept dying over and over again.
Yeah, no sorry.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Is that a water shaft?
Excuse me, I'm gonna swap that.
So where's the purple dog shit?
Wait, what's that?
Wait, there's something in there?
Wait, is there anything in there?
It's massive!
about it chat. Of all the universes and timelines you could be in, you are here right now watching
this stream with us feels strongman ex-QCL. Yeah these chests are shabby.
It's straight ass chests, I'm lucky.
Wow, 80 whole months in the jungle.
Chat, if you're having a good day, type in Voha Yo.
If you're having a bad day, type in Troll Despair.
Oh I need to find a new cave, um, not the bobbing, I don't think I can.
Because I'm thinking damage.
Yo.
Um, I don't really know how to get the fuck out of here though.
This was the enemy in the wall here?
Shall I go to the upper down?
Look, there's a whole new case of some hair.
Tundra weird channel.
Is that a male wheel?
So what is that?
I'm not gonna get you, I'm gonna give you a shit, it's trash.
Please stop.
I'm looking for a cave system.
I
Died respawner
Last motherfuckin. Yo, you're a fucking dumbass you look like shit, buddy. You're going nowhere
You are fucking bum gold less moron. I get a fucking employment. You fucking loser
I think I know where he is.
Oh, I see.
The front goal is farming the purple dog shit that I'm gonna do.
I think I know where he is.
I mean if I do what twitch clip that
Hi, I'm sorry. Hey, that case you're doing great after all this time won't have a job anymore, and I'm 100
came in debt. I'm developing a game and was wondering if you could give it a try once it's completed.
I'm not here for sympathy, just asking for favor. Tarigardless.
Oh, hello there. Shut up, poor Ron.
Is this some steam game?
Not in the case for you, Steve, no?
Is that a cave?
Wait, this is terrible!
Oh my fucking god, I gotta get a BWG.
dude fuck off! no I can't take down his look
Oh!
A bit of my left.
How'd you get Calder?
Can I get a welcome to the jungle, Mr. Cal?
huge oh my god no that's um that's a leech done look at that
I need a veggie still too.
By the way, I need it.
I don't think I want it.
So do I want a veggie still?
Fuck that.
My daddy?
Ouch.
Wait, what's that?
Over there?
A chap?
ouch
Wait was that over there chat
It looks special no, oh there's everywhere
I think it's several stones no
I just want to say thanks for the streams, their help with the lonely times.
Oh
Can you go down does he he's bugged he didn't go down like this guy doesn't fucking go
for five years.
Chat, quick maths please!
I think everybody's smart enough to go to college.
I feel like smartness is just...
Uh...
Follow me. Wait, wait, wait. You're gonna put me into this land in this debate? Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.
I was one of a kind. Are you fucking kidding me? Dude, I'm not, bro. I'm the fucking goat.
Bro, I'm the puzzle breaker. Everybody goes together and they can't fit in the puzzles.
I get in there, I fucking debug it. Are you fucking stupid?
Buddy, buddy, buddy. I'm the puzzle breaker. I'm the puzzle cracker.
It's just about the amount of, like, how rigorous you are with applying yourself at studying
and interest and early game development skills which is mostly parenting and what not but
inherently it's pretty much all the same.
pretty much
i've got to pursue a real career
professional gaming
and i did it
so i mean i mean
it's not
like it's like comparing it
yourself to put it like a mark zuckerberg he didn't drop out because he's
was doing bad
but because you had an idea that that had to be pursued and takes a time
i'm like mark zuckerberg i was a fucking
Extreme pull, I forgot to watch, but I had to pursue that shit, I mean I had to.
I had a once in a lifetime skill, I mean I had to explore that.
Um...
Shackle fast please?
Oh hell no!
A dropout giving lesson about college!
How about you shut the fuck, buddy?
I'm trying to do it, and...
Buddy, buddy.
I dropped that because I wanted to.
I guess that wasn't good enough for anything.
C40.
I'm studying, um,
Ignition and Business Sciences or whatever.
I don't know what it is in English.
I thought I started in social sciences, but that's not fucking dead end, straight up.
And um, yeah it's like a basic degree pretty much, it's pretty awful, it's like a default
over here yeah it's a job you know
and never read a book I don't read books I fuck it bro buddy buddy I make books I
don't fucking read them people read my books I don't read that shit though I
read some of those thoughts my thoughts are original I don't read their shit
They had to read mine. I'm like, when are you going to get this?
I'll hold the aura. I'll get the chills. Full body.
I think it's out of gems.
Go down, you fucking moron!
Um, I didn't even find your cave, let's get Santa right out, no?
Let's take a look. 5 times 6 has a 300, 320, 324. If I get 5 legs.
That's an entry.
59 months been here a while now. I think it's time for a welcome to the jungle. Please,
my jeweler.
6 times 6, 36, 3600, 3610.
When I get a welcome to the jungle for the first time.
How about you put those supposed professional gaming skills to use and beat the record Bozo.
I'll do that.
You will never beat him.
You will never be him.
I don't want to be him.
I don't want to be the best myself I can be, the mess.
I did gender studies for eight years and am pretty happy about it.
In 45, and homeless nouns just smoke crack on the weekends.
Alright, alright, alright.
High Mr. Kali tips on how to...
Social studies is not gender studies, you moron.
No, it's not, you know nothing.
I would have performed a gala set, like I would have been at the top of my field, whatever
field I would have been at, I would have been at the fucking top, are you kidding me?
Wait, if I don't win, I don't do it.
I don't flip burgers.
And if I didn't, I would have been so good that I would have attended the clan of the ranks.
What a nice cave, look at that, beautiful.
Wow.
This is ruining my vibes.
I don't know why I got the purple one, is it all gone, I mean I don't want to send.
You rather flip the chat off than the Flipper Burger.
Baaaaaagghhhhh again.
The Flipper Burger.
Where is the purple dude on G though
right there it's a big ass cave it's like a whole dude don't do that don't do that
I'm gonna release you. I don't give a shit. I'm gonna let you go die against the fucking legendaries of like fuck off
Turn fucking turn like look how bad this is it he doesn't turn
And the most right today
Okay, how much is this?
That's, that's, um, six times six, thirty-six.
It's one more stacks
One half more stacks
What is this come from you remove a zero
Six stacks of six stacks of sixty six times six
36, 36, 36, add to zero, then put all the fucking fours in there.
Four times six, 24, six, 36, 24, 36, 24, 84, 384.
You understand?
Now do the 9's 9, 18, 27, you don't know this, 36, 45, 54, you remove one and you go
one up.
Whatever man, I'm not gonna bother with this shit, not even for things, whatever.
Dude, where is the purple one?
Onyx!
Man, I'm a little early, man.
34.
He's friendly though.
I'm not getting back in position, yeah, I know.
Should I am I too low, too high?
That's a gippable.
to give up
Bob's okay
I'm gonna go in the water just answer
Fuck you
What I have to go up
Like this
Well, what are they just do online school or like it it could be like the best or whatever
You know I mean it like like what you have to go to college and go into debt
What I don't just have it when you just go online you fucking click some buttons and you fucking lock in it. I mean
If a teacher can teach you a clacker can teach you I mean
What I don't really have a clacker teachers modern
I would trust a clacker that's well made a lot more than a real teacher religious or fucking sometimes I'm not evil as shit
They will pretend that they want you to do good and they're going to fuck your shit over.
They feel the power.
I think it's time for Gronk University to...
I mean, what about Shimmer University?
What about Gronk University?
He's right.
They're different about the story. I had this teacher, and I was convinced that he was failing
out of purpose. I was convinced because I was actually doing good, and he would never
of my efforts. So what I did, the best student in the class,
there was some girl, okay, and what I did is that I asked her,
I said, listen, it's not that I need your, it's not that I
need your, your answers, but just as one of one assignment,
give me your answers and I'm going to copy them word by word.
I will copy exactly what you did and I'm going to cheat.
Okay, let's see what he's going to do. I copied her entire
I gave him my assignments, they wrestled, they wrestled me.
I gave him my assignments,
I gave my assignments to the teacher
and the teacher gave me a worst grade
by like two and a half grades.
And I got trouble for cheating.
When the whole base of cheating was that the fact
that he was failing in medicine.
I mean, what the fuck is that?
It was the exact same assignment.
And I, like, I, that's crazy.
Buddy!
Are you stupid?
It was proven that the guy was failing me
on purpose deliberately because it was me.
You suck.
Seven.
Nope, still more. Maybe half a second more.
I read a bad paper. My paper was copied. The mass. It was copied from the other elite
students. I caught him red-handed. I mean, I didn't know what to do. He didn't catch me.
When I reported to the principal that he put it in less ways, then I got caught for cheating
it like do you not understand it like it was over if I didn't go if I didn't go
principal I would have had that great is it I went to the principal and I showed
that I had cheated and he was failing on purpose and it didn't get a shit man
they gave you know what they gave me the tension one time and yet the right
sentences like like I will not do this whatever right I swear I took four
four pencils, and I put them together, and I would write four sentences at once, on
four different lines, and she called my dad, and my dad said that I was a genius, and she
got mad.
That's the real story, that's the real story, and my dad said, what's the problem, you
I wanted to write the sentence, I mean, one of my times, and he's doing it, what's the problem with it?
I mean, W.
I mean, I'm doing the sentence. I'm not a short cut or whatever.
It's a bit of story, it's a bit of story.
Challenge me another.
Okay, okay, okay. Now it's another.
Oh wait!
Yeah, now I do have another.
Okay boys, we're good.
Is it a one-time thing or not?
Actually
Well, I mean I have massive all I'm gonna shake
Chad, look at me look at that.
Look at this.
Yeah, I'll go down that's about
The
The boatman is in that this far?
No, I don't want these vines arm-chung.
Is that not what the one I already had?
Is that an X-Wasma?
It's defensive!
Wait, Necrozma?
What?
Is there a beam to another?
Wait, wait, wait, what the fuck is this cataract?
Hello?
He came on to the headloom.
he came on to the headloom
Wait, no, wrong guy.
Hypnosis I know, but who does that, forgot who does that?
I don't move them!
NO!
I don't move them!
No!
Try attacking.
You sure Jax loves a lot of images!
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm at the side, I think I need to stop balling up there.
Hold him.
Hold.
That's good.
Hold.
Hold.
Hey, I need like a turnball.
I need a turnball!
Where is it?
Come on, man!
No!
No!
I'm...
You
Put your daughter
Yes, boom
Absolutely huge.
Can I confuse them now?
Do I want to though?
Okay.
Okay.
Dearest Felix, it has been 58 months.
May I please get a welcome to the jungle?
But how?
and item you I can't believe I have to go I need to wait until this is ready
ultra necrosium item but what is that though what is that though
Lunallium Z. Psy-psychotium Z. Blank Z. Like, what are you gonna get this shit at?
I also left out
What game is this XQC?
How do I get out of this man?
Counting my blessings each time I get to tune in after a long day XQC LPS, fuck you
There isn't a rally, you're lying.
Under there.
Mid-layer.
the middle ring
Oh
I see it
Yeah
Oh
Oh
Sculpture shells
This item is so bad, it's so bad, it's so bad, it's so bad.
Check it out believe it we found that randomly that's fucking insane no
No believe you need to map with a shithead
No way, those are random? Oh, oh what the fuck, that's random, I don't give a shit anymore.
Wait! That's why it looks like I'm not gonna do it anymore? There's more than that!
I remember seeing that earlier! I thought that was the, the vendor for, for E4!
Oh my god, bro, there's way more than that.
Look look look
What's that what's that
I was bugged into this.
It's bugged!
Bugged!
Bugged!
It's nauseous.
Hypnosis
Got it
I knew one that it's not gonna get one tap
What would have happened to it, though?
Oh, where is that bullet that I don't see out there?
where where where's my the exit?
where?
can you craft them?
wait that's so easy!
He's ready to break it, I want it!
Do I mind it?
I
I don't want to kill it, I don't want to kill it though.
I think I just bought it, I just bought that muscle gun.
Wait, wait, wait, is this a catch, what?
Wait.
That's mole.
Oh my god, where is he going?
BANG!
I can't move. I'm stuck on a wheel. MOVE!
I'm stuck on a wheel!
Wait, I'm at the DC. I can't do anything.
I have to play bug.
I'm bugging in.
just checking up on when you will play hearts of iron form and then play at the east and
I've got here.
Now, how do I fuse it?
The tower, the howl.
But then the lights?
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
What is it?
That's it!
What is it?
So what it is it is it different is that it's a
Why is he for
No, it's not no, it's not a book
That's what I already have, right?
That's what I already have, correct?
Wait, but what sits in the middle of this one?
We'll need another same, they have to be the same as the other one there.
I'm sorry brother sorry I mean is it is um no loot
I'm gonna go to E4, which I need to level up a little bit now, this is an S guard.
I know how to loop I have no idea.
Check any barbaric enemies in this game.
Really weird.
only xdcandy
okay I can make maybe this thing right I need it cycle gem I think I have those
so here's two of them
Cooked I
Can bite
Well, let's look at all the stuff I ghost gem
Ghost gem may just buy it but I'm pretty sure
Cooked
Yeah, that's also the L, the electric, okay.
Oh, ghost gem 1.
Wait, I need those 2 as well, right?
Dude, fast off.
It's gone forever
All right, my bag. Nope. Okay
Okay, hold on
Okay, moon stones ghost Gem
Psychic Gem then
Sunstone steel gem psychic Gem
Now I'll get all the other choices
Do they have more than that now no?
G
Yeah, yep
Then it goes around
Ghost gem
Dragon Gem. Ghost Gem.
Ghost Gem. Steel Gem. Nope.
Suffine chest.
And moon lights.
Guess what we're...
Yep. And then moon star.
Got it.
Eight!
That's huge!
Still Jim!
Absolutely massive.
I don't think I have Dragon Gems in there.
These are like rare.
This guy here.
Backpack?
Nope.
Backpack?
No.
Okay, now then.
I need like six psychic gems.
One...
Sunstone
Um, wait, I'll sell them
Holy fuck it pocket steady
Okay
Okay, it's really expensive okay hold on hold on hold on
Okay, okay, we have that we don't have that gem ghost so there's no ghost right
So six years to six seven months thanks for all the good ideas
Go, she's gonna do it again.
Big myself, big myself.
Cap.
Hold.
Cap.
Hold.
Okay.
Okay, so...
Chat 6.
Saige, right?
3 dragon, 1 ghost.
Are you sure?
Yeah, 3 dragon, now 4 dragons.
Why three?
Three right.
Three in and...
And then the one...
Ghost.
Okay.
Wait, that's it! That's it!
That's it! That's it!
Oh, a seal.
No, I don't have a seal.
Wait, why still?
Too still, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it replaces the ghost in the other version of it.
Um, where are my skills at?
It's over, I got it.
Bang!
It's over!
Boom!
I don't know if it does, I just, I mean, I, I, I fucking, I just want to sit down.
I make two of these, right?
I'll only make one for now.
Then I make a...
...Lenallium?
Then I make a...
...Psychium?
Then I make a...
Solium?
Then I make a...
BANG! BOOM BOOM!
Fusing...
Nekrosium, which allows the system to enter the other nature of the fusing sliger in Lunala.
Huh?
What?
Huh?
What?
What?
Huh?
What?
72 months, Poggers.
Lost at Chiyogesa, then lost at Sash. What happened to my goat, Sash?
Him
Shiny right quasal where
And also allowed it agreed its four hundred and to say as he moved and as he ran it no no shot what a
a z-ring, who the fuck is a z-ring?
What the fuck is that? I just spent my life saving all this shit! I just spent my life saving all this shit, man!
the roll on it and what would even oh
this I still need the fucking storm bitch ass
It's going to archaeological sites in the deserts.
Wait, that's what it feels like to get a brush.
I have a brush. Hold on.
Mr. X, is your average viewer below the age of receiving a high school diploma?
Alieandro, Alie-Aliandrio. XQC, Longjell.
Oh Chad, do I need all the brushes though?
So where do I go?
Deserts.
I'm gonna come sort of- I fucked up, my bad.
Sorry!
Shit
Like like this
Got it
And what am I looking for?
The raid is still there, what?
I'm
I mean, how can you beat this, is there a puzzle?
Yeah, but who do I deal with, though?
Chet is this fire.
I need to have water.
Maybe rock?
Rock?
Does anybody have this rock?
Power Gem?
I think it's ground to be set, is it?
We can walk in ground exactly as both of them.
What about stealth rocker?
What about rock blast?
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Stored power.
Let's try one more time.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
of
I should be invincible after this right?
The fence is messed up now.
Immune.
Oh, I mean, are we gonna S?
I can't see ya.
Attacked here?
wanna do actually. Okay, now it is completely maxed out now. Dude, this is a joke there.
I mean, I'm kinda cooking and don't know.
you know sport power would have been heavy on him though you're no wrong but
easy it doesn't take a lot on that though
you know I kill and then I get it and it gives you the choice of tapping or
killing
whoa
I
Nice, the play.
Store powers is a 1x, I mean it's super effective, it's like normal.
So yeah, where are the fossils?
Well I don't know what is in archaeological sites, I mean, I don't know what to find out.
Is it that?
Raging bolts?
of
It's like who in the past like a dinosaur.
It's just saying.
Come on.
Fuck you.
No, he's burning.
Don't do that.
No!
No, he's buried him. Don't do that. Noooooooo!
Get f**king clapped Moron.
I'm happy with my choices because I didn't want it. I mean, what about that sh**?
He looks like a Moron. He's got like a, like a detonation.
Shit, it's trash, buddy.
I suppose it's got Nora.
So where are the sites now?
Maybe like in this over there?
Temple?
Like that?
Like this?
So not that...
Inbripped.
At least there's just sand there.
How do you know if these fishes are not?
Looks different.
Okay, I suppose to find the big sites though.
Small wood structure? Like over there.
I got it!
Needs the ruins
I didn't fuck the chamber in
I need to find it it's on the towers
There's another that
Never there by I
Don't want that shit zygote. I don't want it. I don't want it you go and buy it
I you bite you buy it you buy I'm not by the shape net
You buy that I don't want to bite I am poor I'm poor
so just sit in the temple
set your pool on
Here?
This is sand.
I guess?
School! What is that? School!
Is that it?
What was that, a diamond?
50 months, THXX for being a good escape over the years, love always.
Chet, what is this shit man?
Apparently we can only find it in a dig site. It has to be a dig site.
I don't know what it looks like though.
Um, tiny wooden structure.
How come we've found a single window?
It's going to suspicious.
It's never so bugged man.
Dude, it's never so bugged!
Yeah, is it snow or sand?
Is it snow, correct?
Yeah, I don't think there's any more deserts.
There's here.
What the fuck? Is that the eclipse?
Got it. Bang it. Trees without leaves. Buddy, what are you talking about? Trees without leaves?
Like where are your trousers at?
I'm being shoulder manner.
I'm being shoulder.
Right there. I see it.
Right there.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
What even is that?
I'm telling you tellers a story.
I missed the story time days during chill games.
They would bring me comfort during my hardest times.
Rain or shine you never fail to inspire all of us to do what we love.
XQC LPS. Chat I have the biggest phone of every single one of you right now.
Weirdo.
Hi, don't see.
I can't see it.
Oh
Oh shiny
Shiny better
why is that exactly not cool, isn't it?
I don't know what to do with that.
I don't know what I want so I don't have that the head dusk I do
I was gonna kill him next try so I'm looking for a wooden structure why is this
This block light up is a red...
Oh!
No, that's one of those...
Vanilla Slop.
Aquilava!
That's kinda whatever.
OH! OH!
No, someone's... this one's someone's earlier, huh?
Chasin' if an endless love of dirt?
Okay.
Now I'm poor good job, Jack.
Thylian is better than you at Warcraft 3!
Oh, he might be, um...
Leveled this guy off the Legendaries? We mean, uh...
there's nothing 11,277 where is brother this is so far away though you're
leaving me fucking china
teleport no I can't to be there like I need to have a distributor
It's rare? Is that rare?
Okay, 11,000.
Wait, what is that?
I
Said here, right
Positive X
Yeah.
A positive 2000.
XQCM.
I
Should have guessed
I
Have what you get bugged the fuck out of it like just go so fast is just bugged the server
Bottom left middle shiny
I mean we're probably we're already too fast that's it
I'm also letting him in right now.
Auto didn't remind me of the W, but this?
Oh my god!
31 months PogEx QCL.
Dude, I'm actually madder.
Did I need to find the givers, I mean, what the fuck?
I am actually mad.
it was um...
should i have one further up now?
Nope.
Alright, I'll just do him.
A Warp Stone?
I'll just fly lower.
Well, that'd be longer when you spam that.
this is the stash there
but isn't that the stash there?
Yeah, so there's a crash.
So there's a flying machine.
I'm gonna stop you and get these weapons.
Oh, yeah, it's a rest of the day.
I'm gonna stay behind it.
Which I have on the buggy, that's gonna be buggy, no?
huh?
What's happening in the deserts?
This?
Huh?
It's not even a desert.
This?
Oh, here.
The chords are not exact there, that's why I'm looking around here.
The chords I put in it were wrong, man.
Two seven seven thousand.
There.
Oh
On a bitch
This
That's how you get those!
That's how you get those, man! I bundled for a thousand dollars, man!
Oh, I just put an inventory.
I got it!
YES!
YES!
BANG!
That's what I want!
Wait, now how do I make what I want?
Jay, is it a zeroing or not?
I mean, maybe I should get more?
a bone
only one precise
no shots
it's luck based
fucking copper
Fuck is that?
I was about to burn it.
Oh
Hold on hold hold
Okay, Z-Ring.
Um, Purple maybe?
Team Rocket Red?
Team Rocket Rain.
Oh shit, that's heavy as shit.
I thought I want red and blue.
White in the bag.
Okay, but I don't want it on I want red and blue
Blue
I mean you can't watch it right why can't you
Z-Power.
Oh, it has to be this.
So I need to put the ring into light.
So light only makes light.
How do you make light into dark?
Fuck it, I'm making the one. I don't give a shit.
Um...
Bang!
What the? No!
What is this?
No, what did you do?
It's on your arm.
Wait, it is on my arm.
Now what?
Now what?
what what even is that
This looks weird.
I mean that's just insane though.
Can I put it back into the box now please?
I mean what even is that?
Holy shit, it's like a hippogriffa
It's like Jesus
Oh, not what?
Oh, yeah, not what?
It does not look anything cool with that?
Whole tab? What? Wait, am I the only one here?
here?
any more here?
alright
I mean, I don't give a shit, I mean, they're not here because they don't have this.
They're not here because they don't have this.
It's all good. I mean, they can be like me if they want to.
And then they just let them lock in and be him.
I mean, I got this, so what? Now they got nothing.
The broke shit.
Anyway, Mr. Coward is my 33 month anniversary. I can't believe it. It is my birthday in
one week. Will you wish me happy birthday or perhaps a welcome to a jungle? No? Oh,
Yes, did you see England show or ha or ha or ha or ha or ha today? I saw that
Okay, chat I need to give it some attacks that will kill the monsters
like the ghost sort of it turn a max chat what if it is that
I want to do at least four men.
XQCL.
What is a star core?
What's a star core?
I
Stop playing me please just say what I need it
But what does it do though?
Wishing Star. How did he get this shit then?
76 months. Wait. 7 and 6? 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7,
now dark out force okay let's just do a lead for first I didn't need to buy some
moves also what kind of heavy it like what type is he you like special attack
He's so weak. This guy is a dog shit. Why they didn't get it? It's so bad
You need to learn some news
Nope, you're back, you're back, you're back.
Wait.
What's that, where, where do you live at the end?
really okay um chat so we want a special attack that would kill dark and
what's good against dark dark what's really in ghost I mean ghosts ghosts
Let's go to the game's ghost.
Dark and ghost.
50.
So nothing very much.
Uh, all that all that shit.
It's pretty shit yeah, we're good
Let's see like that.
Nope!
Fuck me!
Done.
Finished.
You can craft them?
Uh, are you sure?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you sure?
How?
I think it lost me some stuff.
Okay, it's good at 8-4.
I decided to start using Korean skin care like you recommended.
Now my nose hasn't stopped growing and my hairline is starting to recede.
Is this what happened to you two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
Two?
I can handle it somewhere. Yeah, choice card.
Um...
Left over.
Okay, I'm ready.
Wait, where is the...
Chagrin?
Have a TP?
At the fucking...
At the top?
I guess not.
I guess not.
I'm sure taking it the right way.
Shalva
It is so slow
The reason is a worker
I'm not prepared you're able to kill that thing what
Do the only feeling
He's got to go up and down.
I already did him.
Big X in the backpacker.
I was gonna put in there, I was gonna put in X.
I
What the fuck
Potion
No, no
This is good enough.
Okay, level again.
The item's fudged!
Oh, what's that?
It doesn't matter, honestly!
He goes first right then.
Oh my god.
should kill here that's should that's gonna kill all right I forgot
Let's get a pepper jam clapped world record
That's so much to learn
Pepper Jam clapped world record, Pepper Jam clapped world record, Pepper Jam clapped world record
Wait, I forgot.
How do you see it?
Demek?
Holy Chad!
fuck it use the antenna
all spanish probably unfortunately
Fuck you this seven force bullshit man
Gimmick?
What?!
Oh my fucking god, so boring!
like it's so bullshit
clap didn't get him to talk out of here your dog shit fuck you
Not bad.
Um...
Oh, just die, dude.
I'm gonna get him out of here, I mean he was dead anyway.
Did I get a one tap right?
Use us.
I mean, it's useless!
Chat, who doesn't know what to tap?
Second.
He doesn't die right?
Um...
I can't potion, I use all my Usables man, you're more on it.
There is one that's
I need to make him evolve while he still can.
Oh
Okay, but I put circuitry
Love you X.
Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Nice slash.
Why does he have no move that actually fits his character?
It's so dumb.
You know shit. You know shit. You don't deserve it. Fuck you. You're- you're moron.
XQC cursed.
Yeah, that's better.
Shadowball?
Night days?
Wait.
Wait.
What the fuck?
No, no, no.
Give me that.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just going to go back to the base.
I'm just going to go back to the base.
What the fuck?
a nice guy so don't do that now it's like you while I still can I gimmick him
Okay! Hold on! Hold on! Hold!
What?
He can't.
He can't.
One time.
One more time.
One more time.
One more time.
Because I don't have potions, I don't have potions you moron.
He dies anyway.
If I use Moongai's beam it's all she can use.
I think I need to get a shot of her.
Yeah, just a moment.
Okay, now he's gonna take a lot, like, less than half surely.
Ah, I mean, just dead.
That's not okay.
X2CM.
What the fuck?
No, why are you going first and all out with it?
It's a big ass dog!
Wait, hold on.
He's a-
I can't resist, it's fine.
I don't have heals.
I don't have heals.
He doesn't go first, even if I do.
Wait.
please don't die, please don't die
Wait he's taking hold on it!
YES! YES!
HOLD ON!
Yeah he doesn't even...
I think we just... we just... we just resin later I think.
Yeah, I-
Beam.
There's a lie. No way, you guys. You're right.
BOOM!
Claped!
Absolutely clapped on her!
Give me that shit.
Hey, Valves, sorry, fuck him on her.
Boom.
Oh, fuck him. Good start, though. Okay, hold on. Okay? It's fine. He did fine. He did
Good.
Better.
Nope.
Better?
Okay.
I
Sorry, I did whatever dies anyway, it doesn't matter
And it's like it doesn't matter. I'm so nice anyway. That's why
He's got to feel the full power of internet. It's it. He's gonna feel the full power of my dragon look
Go
Thanks for always flicking them, Mr. Cow.
The same funner.
That's a game, funner.
That's a boy, it's like a...
bullshit, lane, lane, bullshit, trash, and fuck you.
of
the
fifth
of
the
It's boring it's boring and it's boring it's it's it's trash it's it's not
But yeah, what fuck around him
It's a shit
Zink number fucker zinked
I
Yeah, I have all the roids all that roids and for fucking days pal
Roids
Carbows
Legendary abusing, check. Underleveled, check. No tight matchup knowledge, check. Doesn't know what stab is, check.
Uses special attack moves on the physical attack Pokemon, check. My juicer LLLLLL.
They didn't find anything. What? Is it bug? I mean, there's a bug, sorry.
okay it's not that bad, it's very good
I miss like 2g 2g 2g
Is this how peptides work?
Okay, I'm gonna take a shot. Yo, stop tweaking the fuck out! Is it bugged?
It was the most speedy!
What the fuck is that?
Dude, move on with your life!
Okay, now absolutely fuck him!
Then he must get him!
What?
What?
What?
Hey guys, it's me, EternatusDotWise, my trainer feeding me special AttackyV drinks when I
am a physical attacker.
Can someone release me please?
Come on!
Hey guys, level 63, blast toys.
Okay!
I'm spitting up rehistoric dinosaur, that's 30 levels above me.
Please help me.
Hello?
This guy crushed my game.
Just now, now in front of this land.
And he's weak to fairy.
They're weak to fairy.
They moon blasts.
Um, if you can go with, um, Sunstill Strike as well, right?
Is that all I have it it is Jack is all the same book about it I just realized it all
of this is the same guy no it's been 64 months and my first it's the same guy four times
I enjoyed my stand will continue with Twitch Prime XQCL hopefully I don't use my patches.
What?
Big 60 month sex queue, how can I get a welcome to the jungle?
He's gonna do some dragon rage, he's gonna do the outrage, right?
A quick of course was your fucking bitch ass.
I have nothing against this!
I got him, hold on hold it, hold it, hold it.
You fucker.
Now burn it.
How does he go first?
Buddy, buddy, I'm the Pokemon that owns the world.
This guy's like, he made the Pokemon, he made the universe and he gets killed by a fucking
snake that's like, I can't, this is so fucking bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
This guy is like a super dino, multiverse, but diced to a claw.
Like it doesn't make sense, it's lame.
Oh my god.
No, fuck you!
Oh, oh, thank you, thank you man, hey, thank you, alright that's what I wanted.
So then his hair still looks like shi-tex cutie-owl.
They did not have any- many more?
What about- how do you have a tata?
I think we need him.
Do we want Blastoise at all?
I don't think we want Blastoise.
Okay, get a nade, because he needs a ball.
We don't have the ball, man.
We don't have the ball.
Fuck him.
Give me that shit.
Go back in there, please.
See you.
I need 2 more, no?
I'm a little bit lazy to go make that um I don't need all that I don't know that you see
I don't want to be mid, who sucks balls?
You suck, fool.
Fuck you.
We need higher levels than that.
I forgot what kills him faster.
I don't know what to do with it.
Well, he's supposed to go first, but why is he going first, son?
anywhere. What do I give her though? It's not him that wants to battle, why is he going
Why is he going first then?
Okay, he was not but okay no problem
Is anybody even leveling up in this at all or?
a little bit
Wait, did I get him two bottles wait
Why have so check can't I buy those big ones
why did i get so much shit?
Yes, yeah, golly
I'm actually do you turn your studio
And please give me a good actually
I feel like these guys are getting in the most likely we're gonna get
level 14 I mean are you getting them now
Team Rocket, guys open up.
They're shining.
98!
Same on that for sure.
that for sure.
Why is that so big?
Jack is...
Is anybody even leveling up or not?
I don't- I- I- I- I live in any level up at all!
82, I mean- Yeah, I mean, he's aged, but what about the other ones?
Yeah, look, I got one.
The trainers?
I don't see them anymore.
They flee.
I don't think you can buy rare candies though.
You mean I have to finish up?
Are you shut up?
The old XP ones and how much did you already do with her leveled Pokemon and game morage?
how much I see though it's fine it's very slow than doing this
45s
I've got the heal.
Okay, I'll try your strategy.
I can't pick him up.
and city electrifying would be probably the best way to do it I think
Can I ask me, that's fine the way you do it.
Um, Eel?
Brother, Eel, who did that?
Awful.
Do I have any more villagers at all?
That's a lot of them, I'm not sure.
Are you in the bag?
Oh yeah, I do.
Oh, that was myself.
And the one combining them is mine, it's just for space.
More money to combine them, really?
No.
No, I have to pee really really really bad though.
Bruh.
Bruh, is it second floor?
Maybe we're XP.
We're going to have to tap it?
Yeah.
20,000!
So that's Tabel.
That's Tabel.
How much is there in gift though?
a backpack.
One level.
I mean that was like a level and a half, two levels.
That was a two levels.
So level up he needs.
27,000, he gives 10,000 each.
It's actually none of that.
But that's like five battles in the end
to kill like a little, a little, little, little bubbles.
That's way faster.
Wait for it to just kill a little, little, small bubbles.
Let's see, what is this?
Bang bang.
Okay, now look.
That's half of a token.
One tenth of a token.
One fifth, one fifth, one fifth.
About the token for fighting. I mean, dude, it's not comparable like this is way better
I mean, I'm just broke and yeah, I don't have the money for it
So I guess that's what I'm- what's the letter?
Number one!
Alright, four.
Nine-ty-nine!
Oh my god, nine-ty-nine!
Alright, four.
Alright, four.
Nine-ty-nine?
Oh my god, nine-ty-nine.
Alright.
How much?
That is insane!
That's very funny.
34, that was a 24.
31er.
4.
41er.
Has anybody even leveled up in this?
Yeah?
Yeah, he's 869 on the bottom.
What's the best?
I'm just lazy.
This takes forever.
The first 4 trainers, they take more time though, and it's less like speed.
At least 4x speed literally, it's literally less.
in money but how much money though I'll redo a million shit 99
okay at least for level 90 the only thing about the course is their levels
There's nothing crazy about them.
Oh, he's 87 already, he's actually going really fast.
Oh, are they going to slide in or what?
I'm not gonna be spawning on that when I want to kill him for sure.
That's really good.
88.
What is this, a 90 to get a swap to egg somebody else?
Excusing them.
Why is this so slow?
Oh my god.
What about you? What about you? What about you? Is it easy training?
That's actually incorrect. It's correctly barely. It's like 1% more per level. That's
nothing here. It's not even one extra combat per level of a...
It's like 2% per level.
PP up on this guy
And choice scarf but for what for what for what's ability?
Farming money for vitamins is better
I don't know how to eat it right now, what if it is there?
Okay, that was really, really slow.
Playing the game equals laughing at it. Very cool, man. Very cool.
Not allowed to play the game. It has to be some sort of a lot of fun.
Like, you can only play a game once you become a master at a game.
Are you really make sense?
What, I would have this!
Hey, bro!
Love you so much, XQC!
You're amazing in every way, for Zara Pokemon's natural hidden stats.
High-Rodies mean it can become stronger in that stat.
They range from 0 to 31, and 31 is perfect.
Why he's pretty fast, no
I'm going here to tell you, you have another legendary tracker, why not look for a legendary
that does something your team lacks just a thought excuse me hello it's me online i can't wait
wait what earthquake is a flying
I don't have much of a sound thank you
Dude what?
How is he fat?
This I can't, this game is just bad.
I
Get one shot at it like this is way too strong way too strong
Oh my-
Brother, it's my five-sixth anniversary, please welcome me to the young-
So here's one shot, please.
One shot.
This is the XV, that is the XV equivalent of two unknowns.
What the Tracker?
I don't have it.
I don't have a Tracker anymore.
I used it already.
Hi Mr. Carrots, me legendary tracker guy again maybe look fuzzernious with the tracker fairy
type legendary should be good against dragon.
Chiu!
Champ out!
Calyrex, shadow!
I don't know these guys!
Shadow!
Shadow, what else?
Shadow!
Shadow, what else?
What is Xerneas?
It's liven in there.
Um, not unlocked yet.
Yeah it doesn't exist.
Okay, so that means there's only a few options.
One, two, three, four, five, six, six, six, finish I teach us, 67, L, L, L, L, L.
uh... chimp out
so how do you get a hoop up?
is it bad?
so
How do you get 10,000?
This shit?
Oh, I think I have these ice rinds doing nuts
I'll get it.
I spent it.
Did you not have those?
I could be really bad tracking for this anymore.
Where?
do you think she has ever done 67?
No?
Jack?
I think you've really done about 7.
Thoughts?
You
What is this?
Listening.
What is this?
Oh no!
No!
Stop listening.
Wait, is that broken?
What?
Wait, actually how?
I am so confused.
The plastic that holds the screw just broke,
but I didn't put any force into it.
Like what? It's like I slammed it
Yeah, it's some cheap bullshit that it
Plot you'll be surprised though how bad plastic does over time in the elements. It's actually gonna dog shit
Chat where do you you get these items?
Like I want to see my dad today and he had all these old stuff, right? Like it's these old headphones and
player
Like like a walkman from the fucking from the 90s
And then I'll actually cool let me pick it up so I can just just gonna get a play with it
I put it in my hands, and I'm not kidding it. I go to open the side to put the headphones on it
The fucking thing just falls apart like it's so brittle like it just dies
I'm like yo, I tell you about like you know, this is like some old work item like
It's not like I'm using and then and then I go to undo something and just
What the fuck is it doing? It's just fun bro. It's just falling apart like dust
how do you actually know how do you do that the the chimp hour but these as in
these ice friend shrines mr. cowits me the legendary tracker guy again turns
out zernius isn't there in going to be honest with the best in the straight one
prompted that shit caught don't cook me chat ice caliwax is better
You sure?
All I need is a reign of unity.
I need ice.
Okay, I can make that.
That's easy.
Ice.
Um...
I might be too poor for this shit
So how do you make, um, what is the money?
Wait!
I can make that!
Yeah, it's like taking
Chad, what if I just walk around the nether, couldn't I find just find them naturally?
chat, will the shrine be hard to look at or a lot of the finder?
Is everybody in chat no?
Wait, what's with this vote over there?
Wait, is that it?
It's hard to find it really.
Is that hard to find you think?
Yeah, I don't know what I'm looking for though.
Loot regular vassians for the seals.
Oh, what is that?
Is that all I did? Is that a gas leak?
So, where are the bashings at?
Do you see a bashing? Let me know.
if you use the poles, really?
so is that how you do it with the poles on the ground?
this is no, this is your dumbass by the cheddar
gang chases you a fucking moron
Dude fuck you
But you got it
Yeah, but even I do the pole thing though, like, it's definitely part of the thing,
I mean, that's Ysselesson.
where ice stoner
get a depose
So, and then they get in here.
Ghost-Gen!
I could have just had it from-
Duraludon and Arcaludon!
I
Get good
Tracker and Janet dude, I already bought those they cost a fortune I
I could have just gotten it for free!
Nope, I was like doing the ascensors down here.
There's shitty more chests, you know?
Yeah, chests.
I mean, that's good, no?
All these are kind of useful items.
Okay, let's just give them away.
Another right?
Uh, uh..O'Hondur? Uh, Hondum?
Okay, I'm actually no doubt.
Where is the loot?
So where is Groudon?
Whoa!
What's up there?
Is he actually in the rock alone?
Oh no, chat!
Is that it?
if that would be any good at all or not?
Almost out of there.
Is that for this?
Wait!
Another ancient? What is that?
What is that good?
it's useless it's very cool man thank you
okay I think I lose that last time no
This is shit man.
Dude, this is trash.
Hello? Is that in here?
I think that way, that way, that way, I mean this way, that way.
time is to tell one last piece of advice from legendary tracker guy when you
reach the end there is a shiny rock wazoo it is a one-time thing please be
prepared
gotcha
I'm over it
done, done, done, done
you know what? I was on fucking McDonald's
You didn't evolve into that ass?
How?
Alright, some VMAX bullshit, isn't it?
I cannot be elite 4, it's not possible. I mean, I could show it one more time though.
I don't know what to say.
Hold on.
Left those are where?
67 months.
No way.
Could I possibly get a welcome to the jungle time, sir?
Oh, that's Skarkam.
Oh, and just started to back up.
Okay, very cool.
Very nice.
Okay, hold on, this is a little bit better than usual.
I mean it's closed, you don't close McDonald's, you don't fucking do that, where the fuck are you?
They closed!
They closed McDonald's, you don't close until I say so, what the fuck is going on here man?
I mean they closed McDonald's, you don't do that!
I don't think I'm out of hair.
Wait! Wait, this is the lies here!
Wait, what's happening?
Oh, what the fuck?
I didn't give him the item.
I'm doing
of
that it's just not possible you could try but I don't see it was like
Um, if I do any, I don't want to smash them.
I mean, instead of him barely, we just give it the...
Who knows.
Oh, I don't even know.
Nothing, just stand there, I guess.
Left over, they don't have any more.
I have no life anymore.
Good! Good! Hold on!
Did you get twice in a row?
hold on there's a little lot of speed in this though maybe I give it an x speed it should
Can you counteract it?
Why not?
Oh my god, he's again visible now.
Oh
Oh
He's not nice. He's very nice
I mean, they should have wiped him out, right?
Now, fuck him!
I don't want to use too much of the other one, wow, that's...
It's fine, it's fine.
Full of store!
For what?
Oh, I forgot to do store power.
Oh
People stored again
I think I feel before no I'm fine
Again
What the actual fuck
No
What
And my goody because he's double up because of pressure
I think I just moved some either sort of there so
Oh my god, he's still down here.
I need to eat her up.
What is that for by the PC?
Here.
Oh, I should have healed a little bit, maybe.
Okay, hold on, Jack!
Kill it!
It's fine.
Oh, there's just moonlighted.
Moonlight it's not something that you want that's oh get fucked on it wait that
that's for usable he's cheating he's sitting he's for he used for that's the
He's cheating the game!
What is that six?
Oh my god, I keep looking, hold on.
Yeah, you cook get it get it out. Get it out here. You're doing no damage. You're doing
no damage your dog shit. You want trash? Get him out. Get him out. Oh, back caliber.
what the fuck that is trash now go confuse go buddy oh wow yeah you're done
you just get it out
Chai, does it not run up though?
He just created it.
Are we dead ass?
some bitch some bitch some bitch remember me suck suck remember me bitch
BOOOM!
BOOOOOM!
Get out!
BOOM! Get out of here!
Bish!
I
Don't they don't have red steam
Yeah, I put the cranks again, like it's just so boring.
I mean, it's a downhill battle, right?
He gets better and better.
secret approach
okay
now fuck it
i forgot the power
that's what I'm talking about, I'm not talking about that, I'm just talking about that, I'm
Is it?
New sub-fragitector dancing.
I
Whatever oh
My fucking god, there's no shot
How is that not a one-shotter?
It's fine, it's the one with my anyway.
Yes, I use all my TP.
Slop. Slop game.
Okay, wonderful game.
6767676767
dude fuck off
SHIT FUCK OFF
Fuck off!
Oh my god, bro, so annoying.
I'm gonna use a Zax.
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!
Surely we go first, right?
Oh my god, dude, I actually can't.
There's a little damage.
Yo, you wanna fucking die, bitch-ass?
the
What the fuck?
Nooo!
Hold on.
I don't think I can survive enough chat because pressure will fuck me over
What?
Dude, oh, oh, oh my god, I can't even fight it.
I'm going to go back to the beginning of the game and then I'm going to go back to the
What is it?
It's in what is it?
little sword power. And what? This one doesn't have Cosmic, does it? Wait, I'll give you
Who's the guy that we used to use for that combo?
Lumela.
So where is the store power?
Did he unlearn it?
Nickro's not.
But Nickro doesn't have...
What was that?
It doesn't have the power.
Call mind.
He doesn't have it.
Unvella?
Jack we want we want we want a stacker and then um release like what are you talking about sir?
Come mine is cool. That's great chat. I'm glad it but it what we need is stored power
You can buy it?
What the fuck?
Um, hello?
Cosmic power, calm mind.
I can't fucking do that. Oh, I stabbed both, you think?
Gravity? No.
Iron defense?
Blank T.M.
Another star are we dead ass?
What the fuck do I get that?
Tch.
Wait, I guess you're gonna stop powering stuff, right?
Jack, who's better to combo this together?
Where's the more HP, right?
So Luna would be better to have this on him.
No, it's on...
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it.
Stored power on her.
Oh, copper.
Why do I even have that?
Um, hello?
I have no letter furnace I can't I can't I'm doing this is like the most dog shit
Okay.
No, I wanted a calm chapter that much.
Cosmic.
Oh no, she's not stored in.
Because you saw her, right?
Sword power, sword power.
I need a wood for that though, I need a wood because I need to make a barrel.
Is it the wrong fucking...
Is he Spruth?
Yo, just wanted to say I've been watching you since the old days, it's been quite the ride.
In our captain of the fire engine living my dream, doing what I love.
right now the captain of the fire engine living my dream
doing what i love thanks for always being there i look forward to many years ahead
excuse me if i can do it chat so can you true
i got it
Okay, I need you to order some food.
I ordered a baked potato, but nothing, just a potato itself.
I have no butter and I just fucking butter the potato. That's actually something I got busted.
I have that right?
Wait, did I not have one?
Oh, I have to go back there again. I'm actually tired of it.
It's right there, no, that's scary.
Wait.
Look, look.
What? Where?
It's a shiny carrot, I'm good on it.
Well, I have the money for it.
animals
I'm fucked
I don't have any images anymore
Dude fuck you.
She sells it?
I didn't even want…
I'm over it.
That's some coins, yeah, but it's whatever.
like, what can I install it?
Is that even enough?
I don't think it's enough, huh?
Okay, is that enough?
Where the heck is that? Jack is in the poshest way.
X. Q. C. L.
I'm like 5k alpha.
Is there nothing here I can tell in this?
The vitamins?
I kinda need those though.
Fuck it.
fuck you
happy we're good now
wait was that it?
Yeah, we need to pee-pee for her, yeah.
I fasted that slowax if you can only buy it.
Fuck you for no reason.
Unlearned? What do you mean unlearned?
It's not about unlearning, you just can't do it.
Ummm...
Oh, he could do it!
was there one at all?
oh he already has it
Thanks, so Power Knight doesn't...
Why do they all have it, except for the one that needs it?
I don't understand that!
So then we need to call the Paladin.
I'm not doing this shit.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing this.
Call the mind.
Call- Well, who though?
Nobody has that.
Nobody has that.
She has it, that's not the point though, that's what we want though.
So as you learn, call mine then.
I'm not doing this!
Chat, does it count if I give them X bullshit in the battle?
Oh no, it'll get after the item.
Ah, it's just over, it's over.
75, Kenny.
So why can't you learn that thing?
I'm less, I stack a lunella and I calm mind her out of the cosmic and I prepare to fucking
can roll them. I think it has more pp though. Shoulda bought. No, A needs to heal but I
I forgot she needs to go so moonlight when or pp max it's
Maybe our first or maybe the next first.
Eight is good, no?
Is he doing it again?
Sand it.
and
What's that bitch?
Power first.
I
So long fight
Where's going?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Was that a crit?
I'm going to have to go back to the game.
Okay, live of course.
Crater!
Crater!
No, I can't this game.
This game is boring.
CREATED! CREATED!
No, I can't, this game is boring, it's a boring game, it's a boring video game, it's shit, it's bullshit, I don't even fuck, I'm a, I'm a, I'm this bitch.
Now paralyze it, now crit it.
Oh my god, now I'm fucking done, now I'm fucking done, don't wait.
Surely he's doing the credit, right?
Why is it still going in that way?
Just two of them.
Realize.
Wait, are you here? I'm realizing?
Nice over there.
I don't think I have any full health.
I'll crit for 5 times the amount of damage, eh?
fucking die bitch fucking die
I believe someone look very nice and cute the fucking go die you go fucking die bitch
shh
No, I'm probably a little full command for where they keep spotting
Did I grade it?
Minus 200.
This game is an acce test and today we confirmed that you are retarded.
Oh, wait, did it do it again?
One more.
I mean, I mean
One of these odds
But what how do I double paralyzed critic double paralyzed critic right? I can do anything
I don't understand it. I will explain how that makes any it's so stupid
I'm going to go and get the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Yeah, I think that's middle of the fence, right?
Why should we use the air-clutter and then track the front ejection?
Oh, my God, parallelize that, I actually just can't.
I
What I got actually
Wow I
because I need it this retard is 20 levels below and I need to get my
defense option I have to I needed to 100 the other guys if he does earth power
I get one tap, it's over!
I don't have potions!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh my god I can't, I'm gonna do the trick out of it.
Mr. Degen, have you considered leveling up?
Considering chat, what if this was a one-time event, did he come unprepared?
Considering.
Mr. X Cheeto shirt from your merch is my favorite shirt.
Not one.
But it's a box cutter and I'm fast.
chance on making long the normal six in a month.
Dude, I realize it.
Don't you fucking defend engineer.
Don't you dare.
I realize it.
I'm fighting.
I can't do it anymore.
Now, freeze me.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What?
What the fuck?
What is this rock?
Hey, how is that possible?
I don't have any MPP.
It's over.
I don't have any actual attacks to do it.
I think I have a serious one in my bag.
Nice!
What's that for sure?
Don't flash!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I
Crunch
Okay, that's
Oh
Nice!
Suggle!
BAN!
PPG!
Wait, I'm not...
Wait!
Wait, he's all of the other mobs later!
That's what I'm talking about!
There we go! BANG!
Finish!
Finish!
What's that on the ground?
I'm too late for it. What is that?
Virgin baller.
read the book. The pen is open, chasing China's. What happens? The host must close and open
in the world server, as soon as I was going to trade it.
Top 4 almost 3 years, all for moments like this where the gaming war all destroys all
competition and defies all odds.
Cap.
Ex-QC, it's been long enough.
Entire years.
Unbanned emoji angry, please.
I don't know.
Eevee.
Shiny Eevee.
Yeah, it's set to speak to home.
Do you guys need to record?
Yeah, I missed it.
What?
This is gonna go to the NPC.
Over there.
Oh, there.
Oh, there.
Oh there!
Johto?
Look, I got this cool bucket on my hand.
I got this one.
Put this on that and I got this.
I've only got one left.
Sit down.
I'll have to make sure it was not too long.
So guys, sit down.
Sit down.
What's up, you see that?
Look where I dialed that.
by the other.
Snatch it.
The token would have been so nice
with the 3D water?
Like, look, all the shit in this action's end.
Can we fly?
I can't put it on the ground though.
I think it's great fuck these chatters
Great job Felix. Oh, we're proud of you. Oh shit
Boom
Team Rocket's Baze.
I
What's the next goal now
I can't do this, I can't do this, hold on, let me do some super aura shift.
Oh my, I thought that was gonna be really cool to do, hold on, watch this, watch this,
watch this.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
Hold on.
A town that has a fucking shopper.
Oh, no, no, no.
Dude, fuck with you!
I was only 14 years old, I loved ex-QC so much, I had all the merchandise and fear of
deeds.
I pray to ex-QC every night, thanking him for the life I've been given.
is love I say ex-QC is life my dad hears me and calls me a juicer. I knew he was jealous
of my devotion to ex-QC. I called him by he hits me and sends me to sleep I'm crying
now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm, it's ex-QC.
I was so happy. He whispers in my ear this is my jungle he grabs me with his hand.
Wow! 67 months, middle left buster!
the
Why is he doing all that?
Neither is Frank.
Misty.
Then Surge.
My uncle has been hiding for the past four years after getting into a high-speed chase
for stealing a dolphin from the aquarium but after hearing the previous donno, he has
decided to return the dolphin.
Sabrina is next up, right?
And I got the Sabrina.
And I got four.
Blame of Lord Jovenny.
Oh
Yes
That's fucking harsh shit
hold it hold it hold it
Hold it!
Yeah, I had to put a sign down to get it wooded.
So look at my achievements!
Is that so hard?
Yeah, it's been a pleasure to back the bug down.
I mean, this is near my squad, eh?
They're not all that way now, but they'll log in sooner.
Alright, that's about it.
That's about it.
Oh, almost there.
You have any wood?
Put a sign down it might be Seattle and my console. That's fucking hard as shit
What's that putt
Shall what I want to get wood right wood
There's no word shit
I
Did not watch it
What even is that?
Fuck that.
I think the slime is going to read it.
People are going to read that.
I need to make a signer.
Team Rockets HQ
Okay, um, what the fuck is this happening?
I conquered everything. Hold it. With my Al-Nili machine.
Watch this, watch this, holy.
Now he's gonna guard this so that the players don't come in and steal everything, he's gonna fucking want at everybody.
Yeah, how much more is there like how many more towns are there and shit or like like
regions of the Gen 4? That's your buzzer. That's food for you.
You might as well like it one minute while I'm getting the footage.
This video is made for educational purposes and contains significant original text commentary.
What?
All that's left to mod is both of the game 3 which should be exciting.
Holy sh**.
The can opener feeds.
I
Christ
I
It's small.
I took one.
I didn't see them.
I didn't want to see clothes.
Damn!
They weren't paying attention.
They hit a car.
Would you like to call me up?
Yes.
I'm going to take a little bit of butter.
I
Fuck
Wake me up when Holy Pit.
Potato?
Biner!
I ordered a potato.
Straight up. Hold on a minute.
Then
I get my own butter upstairs. Like that.
Now watch this.
You can put it like that. Nice hot a-tick.
You put a slice of butter. Bang!
In there.
Holy shit, that's busted.
Oh, my God.
Oh, what was this again?
Oh, what was this again? I just did it.
I'm like
Oh
An Oklahoma City police officer attempted to give a warning for an improper license plate fight
but had no idea that the suspect would later have back up of his own
and Mr. Johnson you said you're armed correct yeah with a handgun yeah okay are you a
connected tone uh i had one pending but i was just asking if you're a connected
tone and you can't have a gun obviously okay yeah are you like food certified or are you
is it just they like are you okay okay give me one second okay
I
Mean the whole pd like what the bike this is like a back
Now lock it up.
Don't need to turn it, okay?
It's not loaded.
Okay, this one?
Go ahead and step out, okay?
You're also a remote driver, okay?
So I'm going to step out.
Remote driver for what?
Hey, step out of the car.
Open the car.
Why am I...
Hey, step out.
Just listen, okay?
Step out of the car.
I'm not gonna ask you again.
Or just open the door, okay?
I'm...
Pass the potato.
I'm a doggy.
What is going on here?
It's a potato.
My butter is half salted, so it's fine.
What?
One core. Speaks about 30 miles an hour and can help with the railroad tracks.
R.I.P. Looks like he's going to try to bail here in just a second, but...
If you're going to go up down, still fire and shot. Two more shots fired.
You know, I crossed the railroad, turned it in.
Why would you go up here alive like that?
Looks like 20. Yeah, 20.
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, a couple more, but, yes.
Like, it can literally all go to black right now.
I
Yeah, I have most of it though.
It's a lot of potato and I have a little bit of a mis-ammo, so I mean.
Hold it.
Hold it.
End of mission.
Smoke meat sandwich with the rye bread and the mustard.
Holy mustard.
Yeah, it's not getting up over 30 now.
I don't know.
Yeah, it's not getting up over 30 now.
Can you say I can get a straight black over?
Jump down black over.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Hey, dude, you're getting what he's got.
He's down to the third.
What'd you say, dude?
I'm picking up what he threw out.
I'm picking up what he threw out.
I think I need to get your car.
Get back in the car.
Back. Whisper in 20 seconds.
Oh, hell no.
I think I'll check that here. She's about 20 miles an hour.
That's the back-to-side.
I'm back south down in Blackwood, Oregon.
Southbound, captain, 23rd.
Coming up on 24th.
Westbound, 24th.
Come on, get us down with the hog, I got it.
Still no traffic.
I'll go out, go out, go out, go out.
Your call has been updated.
All right, westbound crossing Indiana.
Officer, did a good job blocking intersections.
Still no traffic.
There's one car ahead and it's trying to get out of the way.
Looks like we're coming up on Kentucky air.
Could it be...
Um, no.
Yeah, these, um, this, we can suck it.
Yeah, I don't get a parameter or something, everyone's going 97, leaders still going up.
I'm focused on fighting that man.
I can put a short clip of work on this at the warehouse, that's my deal.
You know,
No, my god.
Okay, let's get out of this car.
No traffic, please.
40 miles an hour.
Your car has been updated.
Okay, you turn right now.
Go, go, go.
There you go.
Good job.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
You're good.
You're good.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Okay, here you go.
Good job.
You're good.
You're good.
Go over here.
You're under this car.
was involved.
She dragged something right in the car
so she might have missed one.
So we're going to go through the car.
In the western you can see northbound.
Yum.
I'm going to see if Bo will be right down.
I can try to hold it.
Yeah, but they were finished. I must I must be out of it. It was a skin joke.
If you could bestin right like a skim is the best part slightly burned very nice almost like almost
That's what they don't, that's what they want to do.
We're coming up from the river bridge now, coming up on I-40 northbound.
We're going to hit Hong Kong, it's where he stays for it.
He's coming up to I-40 now, still northbound.
With the foil and the vegetables in it, with the little oil,
And it cooks nice and it gets like a dark caramel at the bottom.
Gosh, dog golly.
Golly.
and I've not seen anything in the neighborhood.
I'm not looking to get a skip by the mid-chase, but...
Here, should be good for now.
How close are you? Yeah, I'm on.
Are you off? I'm back.
Nobody's in the car turning off camera.
So...
Why would he shoot sideways?
Oh, just a scan, maybe?
Just keep that in mind, okay?
Can you get a picture of the area, please?
Okay, we're going to go to the west.
Westbound on 30 and 2nd Street.
Oh, my God, it's like 8.
Yeah, it's like, what's going on there?
The advice clear, still on upward go south, down, down, down, down, down, down, down,
down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
Whoa, jeez, this is some shit driving it. Yeah, that's no good driving.
This is garbage.
Don't whip it too hard. Like, yeah, you have more track space.
Come on, bro. That's a rookie.
Yeah, yeah, we don't know if he's coming back, okay?
Here's the guy.
Good stick, good stick, good stick, move around.
Good stick, good stick, move around.
Kevin at the top, and there was still foul.
That was down to a real bouncy, huh?
Oh, blinker.
Well, they tried to fall and block it.
No, we don't do that.
Obviously not.
That's dangerous.
Again, did you try to put it throughout?
I think if the Cup cars, cars were more fierce proof,
it wouldn't be more expensive, more maintenance and shit, probably.
probably
It's it's just not worth it
Maybe only the pursuing unit. Maybe that's what I would do probably I
Would have like a like a pursue pursuit angle vehicle with one per fleet
Of course we'll be there, this guy's shy of them, like, I mean, brother.
They shouldn't even get warpies involved, they should get helicopter and fucking ace 130.
Oh
Go on
That's way
Almost five years with the juice that's welcome to the jungle. Oh
Shit
Yo, wait, wait, that could be a wide ranging of rarities.
I mean, if that could be orange, that could be purple, that could be anything.
I wanna see what's in there.
Probably gray.
That gets heavy though.
I'm walking with the back of the dog.
Hands up.
Fucking dog!
Who is there dog wild like that?
What the fuck's going on here?
A fucking dog?
Walk back!
Hands!
Hands up!
Get your hands up!
Get your hands up!
I walk you backwards!
Keep your hands up!
What?
I don't have your hands up!
Keep your hands up!
Shut up!
We got the car.
Step back!
Keep stepping back!
Stop looking at me!
Hey, back up, guys.
Back up, guys.
Hang on.
I got contact.
Keep coming back.
Stay on your knees.
Keep your hands up.
Hands behind your back.
I'll probably go after this one.
You're a way past that.
We're way past that.
Your call has been updated.
Hey, keep your hands up!
Keep your hands up!
Shoot at us?
Look, I'm going to lose the paint.
Oh, so it's worth killing one of us?
No, I wouldn't.
I would swear to God.
Are you guys ready for the passenger?
Call the driver first.
Driver! Put your hands out the window!
Open the door for the other side and step out!
My wife and my uncle's in that big hangover.
Guess what?
They're going down just like you now.
now
I made a promise
a bunch of morons
passenger might but not really because they were at a complete stop it'd be
harder to argue that you never chance to get out or there's no way for you to
safely exit the vehicle before anything in pursuit they saw the situation and
then it chose to stay inside I mean it's the argument to make really
person being called on
Yeah, look at what's up a jersey is that?
Well, I know it's 21 XL, I get bad, but I mean, I mean, like the team or whatever.
Oh, he's definitely getting 110 years old, he can't be no shot man.
You're right here
I ain't no way I'm just shy at the police what
You're a grown man. What is your birthday?
Well, we're about to find out if you want to lie to me. I'm not lying
Ma'am, what's your name?
I need to read you your rights before I can put the fuck
I don't know what happened after that, I guess it's about running.
Yeah
You XI just bought a Porsche can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Oh
Touch oh
You had to follow them to make sure it doesn't get shot at by the police
I mean, I agree with that, but a video like this is like just guilty and then I'm gonna
give a shit. Who's that other guy in the car? I mean leave that to the courts. I mean I said enough on what?
Yeah, but he was just sitting there. He just had a stroke not that long ago, so he don't believe his memory is not very good.
Okay, what was the deal with all the stuff you guys were throwing out?
I wasn't throwing anything.
Okay, was that Devin?
Yeah.
Yo.
He's my friend.
Okay.
Yeah, I think I can't. I can't.
Alright, I can't.
You can go and get me later. I'll set that in there.
Of course, take my doll over here.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
I don't care.
Yeah, that'd be him.
Yeah, I think so.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
No, no.
You don't get to do that.
I'm going through it.
Hey, so put us through it?
That's why you're shooting at us?
You wouldn't?
I was shooting in the air.
That's smart.
Because if I was shooting in the air,
I would have been shooting in the air.
Well, I mean, that's true, though.
I mean, you're shooting near the buildings and shit.
Anything you say can and will be used against you
in a quarter of a while.
in the air and shooting through the side window is different you're right to tell me you got a gun
and all that I didn't think anything of it okay but when it looks up your history you're convicted
on you can't have that gun okay my wife she didn't want to see me go to jail and like is that who
that that lady is is that your wife yes okay she's Portia she's your wife okay she said she was
just a friend but okay and then that's your uncle right did he it did he just have a stroke or
or something. Yes, sir. Okay. That's what she was saying too. So where's the gun at now? What I believe
whenever I jumped out, it fell out fell out like on the ground or something. You didn't throw it
or anything. I don't have any other questions, but let me just say you're extremely lucky. You weren't
killed tonight. Okay. We we almost shot you when you got out of the car. But that's why you're very
lucky. You didn't shoot back at us shooting out of the car. I mean, we had every right there to
ran you off the road and use lethal force so you're you're lucky
according to the police report devon johnson's firearm was later found in the street
in front of his abandoned chevy with two live rounds still in the chamber police
transported his uncle Jerome back to his home without charges however
devon and portion wait we're booked at the
oklahoma county detention center he's not driving
charged with harboring a fugitive from justice
while attempting to elude a police officer.
She pleaded not guilty and her bail was set at $5,000.
Later, she entered a plea deal
where she changed her plea to guilty
and was given a five-year deferred sentence
with her first 75 days to serve
at the Oklahoma County Detention Center.
According to the Oklahoma Department of Corrections,
she was discharged in March of 2024.
According to court records,
Devin was charged with two counts of shooting
with intent to kill,
two counts of assault with a dangerous weapon,
endangering others while attempting to elude a police officer
and possessing a firearm as a felon.
He pleaded not guilty, and his bail was set at $250,000.
In February 2023, Devin changed his plea to guilty
in exchange for dropping both counts of shooting
with intent to kill.
He was sentenced to 12 years at Oklahoma State Penitentiary
to add to his already extensive list
of previous sentences.
Wait.
What's up with all these years, years, years, years, years,
and the guys just going around?
was sentenced to 12 years at Oklahoma State Penitentiary to add to his already
extents I mean the list of previous you guys got like 20 years in a shit
Jesus this guy what the fuck I mean that's just troll I mean it's troll for
the other civilians that aren't fuckheads, you know what I mean?
Um, anyway.
Life change where?
Where?
70 months, can we use a magnet to destroy the lockout evidence?
Classic.
What a classic.
Uh, watch out, no light change really.
You just can't beat me.
Hello? How you doing, sir?
Back to church.
Good, let me check the message please.
We've been stopping you for a while.
I'm alright.
What the fuck? I was too busy playing at the time.
For the red light violation back there,
your right turn on the dials here so you're good to go sir appreciate you have a good day what
hello how you doing sir good sergeant shaker metro police reason i'm stopping here is for the
i'm aware for the uh red light violation yikes yikes one of the absolute yikes now that's looking
That's weird. That's weird. Bro, who is this guy? He's what?
He's governor? So what even is that a governor? I don't know what that means.
It's just odd. It's just odd. Like it's just odd to like just state your name as oh you're gonna get some shit
You're gonna like it's just it's just layman. It means oh based off of based off of off of your status
Then you should be treated differently. I mean that means that you're a governor this guy that means that he's not qualified for his job
What I don't get that it worked it it means that he's he's unqualified for his job if he thinks this is a support like that
Then he's not upholding
Like it's just bullshit. Hello
How you doing sir?
Good. Sergeant Chega Metro police reason. I'm stopping us for the
I'm aware for the red light violation back there your right turn on the girls here
So you're good to go sir. Appreciate it. Have a good day
Yeah, imagine how cocked you have to be at the present. I'm gonna have crooked to be
Some guy flexes his name
One that you already cut and then he says come on man gives you attitude and you still let him get off
That's crazy. No, that's the biggest CLM moment of all time. I'm as with this. What a cocked fucking loser
That is just sad honestly
Jesus today, I'm all super cut
Classic classic
You just polish all the asses and they like it?
I thought that was pretty good.
Cinema.
Did this guy really just ask what a governor is?
Think of it like he is the Eddie of Ravada Yu Simbleton.
Okay, what's this, is it a mayor or a governor?
Oh, a city, okay.
So governor is like the mayor of the state.
should be about a quarter of the way down on the left. We'll do a loop and come around
the other side. Right here.
What abouts? Right up there. Can you govern your neighborhood?
What the hell is this? There's some big ass hump in the leg.
Did you drive over it?
Alright.
The build up isn't better, but the character developments and plots are developed better.
I think it's just Vince getting experience over with Breaking Bad and becoming a better director.
That's just gonna how it is.
It also, it's a type of show that offers more possibilities for that to develop as well.
Is this close enough?
Do the work.
It's not better because it's still less flamboyant overall.
It's more of a inquirerctase, I guess.
Breaking Bad reaches more extremes.
That's all.
So done.
Jack, there's no way a magnet like that could pull that much in.
Let's just go hang on.
Let's get out of here.
Just...
Yo, Jack, can I imagine this guy had like some mouth implant and he fucking ripped through his head.
What exactly celebrate you left the truck behind so what so what so what if they find Prince
What if they trace it back to the wrecking yard?
They won't.
There's no prints to make sure of that.
There's no paperwork on the truck, the magnet or the batteries.
I'm traceable salvage all of it.
Aren't you with that too?
Well, you got all the answers.
So you tell me the answer, man.
Did all that even work just now?
Yes. It worked.
I'm not supposed to take that on faith.
Yeah?
Why how do we know?
Because I say some
Comprende
To ask a kid
I don't know what he says that I if you before this even for this
Uh, get mine from the barrel to be on it.
The range of power? What is that? Is that...
Lord of the Rings?
I think I'll wash all better of that.
Yeah, it's pretty good off-home, okay.
I stopped watching it.
It was pretty garbanzo.
The writing is so bad, it's honestly, it just hurts.
The writing is the biggest issue with Renzo Palar.
I'm hearing the chai, it's just funny.
Well done.
the smaller fresh the many
what's that mean you're staying you belong to the cartel now
Holy. Salud.
What do you see?
Classic.
holy to chat chat these moments had their earned because he spent it like
more than a season building up this shit you know I mean it like at this point
you get had the most insane shit I want you a fucking I mean because the viewer
has earned the right for this straight
got this thing at the pool because you remember when his friend when he started the thing
with it got shot at and lay in the pool in the first place.
Dang, I know my share, I've watched this movie four times, four and a half times.
I want to say that I didn't enjoy it.
It's a term of respect.
It's a term of respect.
Hola, joven.
Men, if you want to...
No, no.
No.
No, no.
No.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
No, no, no.
Titles de universitarios y sofisticados.
Y este va a tener bastante tiempo para aprender español.
O no.
Sí.
Sí.
¿Y qué hay allá?
¿Qué es eso?
Chad, this guy plays with somal.
Impressive actually.
Gustavo, eres muy generoso.
Es una muestra de respeto
El honor de verdad
Is it the Sifir and Yeho?
Zafiro and Yeho
No imposible
What's Donald's audio? What is that?
Saphiro alieo.
Miren, hasta la botella es una obra de arte. Es perfección.
Quizás demasiado bueno para compartirla.
¿Qué piensas tú, Octavo?
Es yo para seco en lo que usted...
Oh, Donald Arno, Donald Arno.
I don't know.
Well.
I prefer to drink it.
Well.
Let's go, boys.
No.
Go on, then.
I'm going to kill you.
That's okay.
if you get a drop, I'll cut your hand.
Come on, go on.
Hold on.
This is the most we've played it.
I'm here.
Here.
Welcome to Mexico.
Now, just say...
Muchas gracias a usted.
Señor.
No me la dio.
Ese es un adicto.
Para trabajar, tiene que estar sobre.
Entonces nada para ti.
Oh.
Entonces...
Salud.
Yo, he just fucking loaded though, no?
I'm watching a show, I'm watching a show and I'm stuck with my show.
I
Mati hombre
Solo tenía que narte esa paliza
Pero que opción tenía
Una vez
Se te olvida
Any bobbos?
No, no, no, there's bobbies in the show on the episode 1.
I can hear you.
Where are you going?
To the Sara Grande.
That's how you allow me.
Miguel.
Yes, sir.
This is not the Meadero.
Make sure you don't get lost.
Walk around.
What was that?
Now, play your scene.
It's a hero and a hero.
I
Make yourself useful find it done
You don't have anyone else to fight for!
You're the third one, that's it.
Come on, fight with me and die!
How the hell that works?
Take him!
Dude, I'm watching a show and they keep stopping at this fucking annoying.
I'm watching a show, Matt.
Like, don't do that. Don't stop my show in the middle of it.
Hold on a second.
Good night, man.
Good night.
I
Invitaria
I also like you, but I don't want you to ruin my breakfast with him.
but um what is the slip
hey buddy could you settle a bet for us wait I don't even have all the resolution on the
why would they do that I don't want to make it sound like I was used to
yeah dude I actually liked that in that show that like that we knew it was the
fucking it was the same product I bet it's cool with a little little little
dashes you know I mean like they get away with it over the little thing at
the end
right there if we do with the K
look, look, look, look
is for you, now that's got all my contact info
call me anytime you need to
okay
ten
bye
call me guys
alright, try and stop us
bruh, he shows it in a parking lot
awd it
um, did I wish we could watch old shows
like, like how much, okay
how much money chat do you think that they lose?
like if you go watch the show like on here like nothing like yes they lose
nothing but they don't lose down to the dollar they lose nothing like if anything
it promotes the show for people to watch it by themselves like like in between
episodes or in between streams like come on bro like like give us some rights
buddy like like I'll how much how much they can take it buddy I'll give you
what fucking 20k 20k bang because nobody's gonna go back and fucking watch
like you watch live or fun nobody's gonna go out and spam the react segment
like I'll delete it of course like come on bro
like like come on man I lock anybody if you do that I will give the
Play bus like a review because that shit is trash buddy
Hey, that isn't it. They can tell you they can give you the likes of watching shit for free
I ain't doing it. Yo, honestly, I'm not even kidding
I'm not even doing it on stream even if I get paid to watch it. I could not get fucked watching shit again
Anyway
The only thing I mean is that best drama, best lead actress, best supporting actor, yeah
that's a slap.
When she wins that, me I'm gonna pretend it's with both livers and but it goes all true.
Actually it's not good, I don't know if it's gonna get live, it's impossible.
Like it doesn't matter what show it is like it's a part of the alliance for anything
Because I did it they people that people that make movies and shit like that
There's always a bigger overlord at the top right is that like a bigger fucking like there's always a bigger player at the top
And these guys will fucking budget nothing
But you can get him 10 mil down the day won't you license for it? It's kind of bullshit
And Jack I'm gonna call it a day. That's fun. I'll do a little bit again. I'll fuck with it
It's it's any of the music here
I'm so sorry.
Um, yeah, that's all because tomorrow is also, um, welcome to the game three, which I'm actually
pretty excited for.
Welcome to the game three.
XQCL.
I think it looks great actually.
I'm not, like, I'm, I, I think the demo was a bit underwhelming, but how many, it looks
like there's a lot of, like, mechanics, which is what I was gonna like, not my advice, but
that's kinda like what I wanted it.
I wanted to have like a bunch of stuff on it.
Yeah, demo was standing on that now.
Let's show him.
That's pretty good, huh?
That's cool.
Anyway, um, the chat, I'll give you some more, like, actually, the games are at least like
five years into like fucking nine ten years ago for sure um check is uh i'll
call it check thanks for coming out there's all the subresources they don't
be able to check instead of just saying after they feature a lot
um thank you for the streams mr cowl x qcl i'll be on the kick for a little bit
again but but that's about it for the day you know my the actual action was
isn't loading. Hello? It's good to have you with us. Okay, Jack, what's up? Thanks
all for just being here today, just hanging out, just looking in the chat.
Good, Jack. I'll be back in a bit.
Okay, it'll be nice. Drink some water, get some rest, and it will be alright.
Good match, budget.
I got the ball.
I'm getting that point.
Yeah, go for the kick. I'm going to kick that pump.
If you can still lag again, I am done.
Okay.
That's okay.
All good chat.
I'm going to kick that pump.
It's going to be for Nivea now.
This is how I want it to be.
We'll put that out.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Skrrt.
Bye.
you
you
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