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I'm sorry, I won't take part in chats. I will only have fun less than three.
I will only have fun less than three.
Seven years up here, Pokemon Diamond will have to be minus one minute.
Also, why does your hair look like a hat?
Also, fish money. Fish money is in favor to move to the fish money.
I want to eat.
looking to get off the pad here in two minutes.
Who's going to put anything in the microphone?
Alright, so we are closing the fill drain valves for both vehicles.
So we have finished out our propellant loading.
33 Raptor engines right there at the bottom of the booster getting ready to light up.
Final wiggle check's happening now. You can see those inner 13 engines moving
Liquid fuel it's super heavy he's gonna be using to steer do all its maneuvers
That is liquid fuel yeah through those okay, so there's one hour one minute 20 seconds away counting down
We're gonna listen in again not tracking the holes, so we should move right past T minus one minute liquid
maintain it back to it
Let's go T-minus one minute
Do the talking see we go starship off the pad today hold it over. Let the walk into the talk and talk to the rock at the
We did trigger a hold
Again, we have this hole built in we've got a couple of checkouts that are gonna happen on the vehicle and the pad
that we've got it clear a lot of it's tied to some it's some the pressures that
some take you to the jazz is still good the vehicles looks like we are getting
ready to reset that whole day and the clock is rolling okay
I
Yeah
I don't know what is it
Let's talk.
and we did trigger a hold right at start of there you saw we got a hold on the booster okay
XQC and put us for a second
okay so we did trigger a hold on the booster that aborted our lift off as we were starting to light
those Raptor engines. As a reminder, since we already turned the Diverter on, we are going to be
scrubbed for the day. The team's already starting to pull for offload of both vehicles, so starting
to get the prop off. What? Yo. We'll take a little bit of time to look into what triggered that
abort usually we'll take some data review for all of our teams but again we did abort on the
startup of the booster so we weren't tracking any holds moving in to those final seconds into that
final minute but that is going to be a scrub what the fuck did i do to the teams now moving into
commodity offload we're going to take the methane and the oxygen off of both starship and super heavy
that's annoying so not the end results you're looking for but we've got vehicle
there still on the pad and they're gonna get these quantities off loaded we'll
take some time dig into what triggered that abort once the booster was
igniting to launch and then we'll figure out what our path forward's gonna be
I have some food. I have some cake. I have some. I have a bed. I'm
chilling. Don't want to rock and go up. And they don't rub. I'm
saying I suck. At this point, they're going to get all the
methane. Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell,
sell, sell, sell, sell. No starship launch today. We'll dig in
with the teams, figure out what happened and figure out when
Our next attempt is going to be and obviously we're going to keep you updated as well. So we'll dig into what our recycle for but we've got vehicle
Yeah
What I know this is that it didn't go up, but and we did trigger a hold right at start up there
You saw you got a hold on the booster
Then it did go up
Yeah, I'm gonna need you we did trigger a hold on the booster that aborted our lift off
Oh, yeah, yeah, um, yeah, guys, I'm sorry to do this a little bit abrupt, because I
think I need some food.
I thought we could do a little react on it, but it looks like we got we got kind of tank
on it.
We got kind of fucked over.
What is eating Bert?
Chat, what the bear eat Bert at all now?
Oh, good.
Is that not in my house? It's in the back of the house. I swear it's gonna go away.
Well, that's all I got to do. Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Let's get some drama today.
I admit it.
My way...
Not that one. That's a piece of shit. That's the good one.
Yeah, that's the good one.
No.
What are you, what's so funny about it?
What's so funny? It's a great base. What do you mean?
What do you mean? It's a cool base? I do?
Wait, wait, do you mean in real life or in game? Oh, okay.
Well, no, my base is there. That's the same in real life.
I'd agree with you. No, it's optimized.
It's optimized. Everything about this is perfect.
How are we going to go here?
Yeah.
What about it?
Is it?
What happened to your toilet?
It's unusable.
What?
It's unusable.
It's like the biggest stupid thing.
No, there's not.
There it is.
I can't use it.
I'm not allowed to see that.
They don't listen, no?
They know.
Adam's a lady friend.
They know.
A lady friend, sus.
They know.
You guys know, right?
They know.
Jack, Jack, who is that?
Yeah.
Alright, guys.
It's hard.
I...
Who the fuck is Tenurew?
That's crazy.
I don't know why you've read that.
Why do I have to say the truth in front of streamer now?
I mean, that's absolutely diabolical.
I don't know why I read that.
He's parked in the middle of a railroad track.
If a train comes right now, those barriers will go down
and he will be trapped.
He's not backing up.
I'm giving you room, you dumb fuck.
Now read the chat then.
Fuck it, let her ride.
He's got room if he needs to back up.
Not to be sexist.
Oh, it's a woman?
It's a woman.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I'll get one of them well man and now that's on them in mumbra
Check it's coming home
People englanded
It's my dog's birthday. Can you say happy birthday, Nala? It's been one.
I'm sure you've heard of some.
Although it's no sad chat. Guys, if anything, chat, it's like a climb. You go higher every
time in four years jet jet jet in four years it'll come home
university you will cry and it's okay everyone cries and a lot of people cry and it's okay
and don't want to stop you from getting further and I am crying like a little bitch but you know
People aren't being mean to me, um...
Brother, I'm 34, what is this?
I don't know, man.
The issue is that...
I'm listening.
It's a ginormous opportunity.
And, um...
It just really sucks, because the Wi-Fi's not working.
I know I'm being a little bitch about it, but...
Chat.
Chat, believe it or not, chat. You can make content every day.
Literally not care. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, that's a cool opportunity for people, but every they get to make contents
They can make some stuff. I think it makes them to happen in like I
Think it can go both ways and they can build some form of like
Where's the zero yo, I know everybody
I don't do content. I don't use a year ago. I don't I don't react. I watch I don't do content
Okay, I observe it. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit about this shit. I'm way past that.
Well, buddy?
And I don't know if we can make it happen, but if I can make it happen for my, uh, cameraman to come, that would be so, so awesome.
Welcome to the game three today.
Hey, buddy! Hey, buddy! What the fuck is a caravan? You're back and ready to use the IRL mode, motherfucker?
We're gonna have a big ass backpack full of fucking dog shit with 50s contraption
And we're just fucking clean to go out on it with zoos on it. Yo
When we go out there with a big ass contraption and owning the wilderness must look at fucking locked in
You need to lock in fucking cameraman. What a joke. That's crazy
What is this entitlement man?
I can't remember
bitch I hope no one comes here and I'm really sorry cuz I know it's so
frustrating for you guys to watch me and like literally all I can't I can't I
can't I actually know just I did it
chat my song
And then and then he types Lucius Fox
SHIT
HOLY
Is that it?
Beautiful.
Unethical.
Dangerous.
Dangerous.
You've turned every cell phone in Gotham into a microphone.
And a high frequency generator is here.
You took my sonar concept and applied it to every phone in the city.
With half the city feeding you sonar, you can image all of Gotham.
As long as this machine will be applied in crisis, yes.
I won't be sorry, I won't be sorry
But consider this my resignation. As long as this machine is that way in enterprises, I won't be.
When you're finished, tap me in the air, type in your name.
Chad, back in my days, okay, maybe you ever were late, we used to have movies.
And you're gonna say, oh no, I watched movie on the theater a couple weeks ago. I watched movie whether I'm not receptive to that shit, you didn't watch shit.
Again, we don't have movies anymore. We got dog shit.
I hate to say it like I went to the movies and I did not. You went to the movie theater and you watched them sloppy toppy.
I give you a chance.
Dark Knight is almost 20 years old.
And look, I'm not going to say it's too much power for one person.
No!
Rare!
Yeah, that is what I remember like.
Look, look, look, look, look.
He's a sound guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight.
You know?
Okay, okay, okay, okay. What are you then? What the?
I'm watching it then, watch it.
It's the Dark Knight actually.
Jack, I love this movie.
It's my favorite movie.
Okay, okay.
This movie, Moneyball, um...
Fuck.
Inner Stelar.
I'm an old pleasure, yep, that's me.
Now the hero, we deserved, but the hero we needed.
Nothing less than a knight.
Chuck.
I'll hunt you.
You're on me.
Look at them, they...
They're the dogs on me.
No, we don't burn that.
Sometimes people deserve more.
So that is what people deserve. They have their faith. Reward it.
I love that one.
Batman! Batman!
Where is he going, Dad?
I'm sorry. Fuck. Yo, I'm loving, I'm loving, I'm loving, I'm loving.
I'm not going to go out today.
I'm not the one who needs right now.
Okay, we're going in!
Go, go!
I guess he can take it.
Oh, yeah, he's there.
Oh
Holy holy holy, but look at that shot though
Nah, but look at that shot though. Holy
Holy that's what that's just pure aura
Chat chat, that's that's a real movie. Yeah, and I get it
Maybe you won't like it because a lot is when we check I didn't say it's for men
And I know there's a lot of boys in China. That's all good. Maybe it's just not for you. It's all good
I mean, I I I just not watch a lot of movies
real steal
What is he moaning?
What is he moaning?
Oh shit!
Yeah, what are they doing?
Did they only have one move?
What is this guy in the crowd?
China is like a movie, like some investor guy, and the guy is about to lose.
I remember, is that a real one?
Yeah, this is a chicken.
Really?
It's gone!
How's your buddy?
Alright, that was interesting.
I'll go get you later, thanks.
Oh yeah, that's pretty good my friend.
She is, huh?
four nights new poison ivy and hard-liquid skin is going to only be used in a modes
rated T for a distinct plus. Um, I might have to give it a shot. Okay. I might have to start
playing the game a little bit. My meat started talking to me. What did they mean by that?
Exactly. My meat started talking to me.
Everybody come on the house. We're looking for the various narrows. We have the front
and the back of the house surrounded.
shout chat when I say just a prank the prank the print the print the prank in question
that I didn't hit okay say let me do it again when I say just a prank the prank in question
64 Months What's your favorite song right now or one of your top spawns xqc l
Thanks for always being entertaining even though it is just I think it's a welcome to the younger
excuse you see L it's kind of the pressing but there's another playing of that lock it's
kind of bullshit but it's a puzzle you can't play music while playing it's not but it's
It's like not impossible.
So I don't listen to music right now.
It's really sad.
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
Um, Chad, who is that?
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
Man, he's got the nah.
Chad, what is that?
Chad, what is that?
["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"]
I know, I know, I know, I know Janice, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, early faucets
blocked the water with a rubber washer, but every time you closed it, the washer got crushed
and wore down fast within months, it started to leak.
So they changed the approach.
They built a ball faucet, turn the ball, line up the hole and water flows, turn it away
and it stops.
But hot and cold still came out separately.
So the temperature was hard to control.
So they drilled more holes into the ball,
turning hot and cold into a single ball.
Now, one small turn of the lever set the temperature.
But the ball had to rotate, so it could never
sit flush against the body, as well as a small gap.
So they sailed that gap with a valve seat,
and the valve seat rubbing against the body.
It's going to wear out.
And it wore down too, so they abandoned the curve.
Instead of a ball, two flat, hard ceramic discs
now carry the water.
Slide them back and forth, and the holes open.
Turn them side to side, and hot mixes with cold.
Hard against hard, nothing wears down.
A century of dripping finally stopped.
Early faucets blocked the-
Chef, why do you think 100 years
would be all three of this out there?
The good is you asked me.
I mean, this is what I do.
I debunk shit then.
This is a national park,
where they won't kill the Biden attack 65 year old.
I mean, yeah, no shit.
I mean, yeah, no shit.
Dude, you invade a creature, what is it gonna do?
I mean, what do you think it's gonna do?
It's lit at home.
It's lit at home.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for links and stuff,
yeah, it's a little bit different because
you don't think they have rabies or whatever,
but this is just a fucking bison.
What is this, all you want is a what?
Chat, I'm gonna say how it is, let me.
They sort of switch to some model rivals
with Gunnar skins and they're just copying
Once again, never any original thoughts at Epic Games.
Always copying whatever the fuck else is working
in other people's shit all the time.
Never thinking of it for themselves.
Never thinking of it for themselves.
Never actually fucking being the fucking pioneer.
Always being the follower.
Fucking weird.
Fucking weird.
But Marvel Rebels did it first.
What is it?
Props from Marvel Rebels.
Marvel Rebels actually added it.
Actually added it.
Tell you about Marvel Rebels for free.
The console's probably available now.
your pocket, instead of paying your landlord's mortgage.
Buy a house.
If where you live it's too expensive, be open-minded.
There's a big world out there.
There are other places.
In other words, buy what you can afford.
You anyways have a housing expense.
Make sure the housing expense goes for mortgage, not for rent.
Can I rent a house?
No, OK, sure.
If you pay rent, you have a housing expense.
But if you do buy a house, though,
you have a big loss of personal power.
That could be a problem.
That could be a problem.
Also, also the reality is if you can make more money
with your money, then rent is fine, right?
Rent is fine.
If you can currently make more money with your money,
but if that's not a position you're in,
then house is definitely better than rent.
This rent is a pure waste.
If you think like that, rent is a pure waste.
Unless that money's with someone else
that's making the more money, it goes to nothing.
That's the money that's going to somebody else's money.
Because it did a bucket.
Right?
It goes into somebody else's pocket forever.
It goes out of your pocket.
Ooh, hard to land on it.
What do I do to show the right
to be my space back to the left?
Wait, wait, wait, was that hard?
Any words to you?
Ow!
What do I do to show the right
to be my space back to the left?
What was that?
I think I'm more than fine
in my tiny little
Chaser in here a little bit
OOOOOH
That looks good, what?
Okay, okay.
Ready, Jeff?
For a billion dollars, billion dollars, introduced shooting stance, okay?
And what that is, it's a different, it's a different way to handle the gun, right?
A different kind of motion, right?
That changes what your screen looks like when you're going around it.
Maybe, maybe, gangsta, like that.
Maybe relaxed, like that.
Maybe, maybe, you know I need it.
Real ganks to F on their way the effects max masking. Yeah, I like that
Yeah
Yo, Chad, this is why I hate console, because this is what happens with console.
This sway is only for mouse and keyboard.
When you're on a piece of plastic, this shit gets kind of acted by the other way by itself.
The aim assist will cut right to this, like butter, like, as it is, it's awful.
It actually helps aim assist, yes, because it drags on a magnet's front of target.
It actually helps a lot.
It's even better for them though.
Oh
Well, it's gonna
Oh
Let's go shit
Okay, I'm gonna do something that that company that company should never do I'm gonna ask you there's a question there
Since you're a bitch ass and you can play that some other shit, what do you want?
Because they're having new guns, you whatever, right?
What do you want?
I mean, what else?
You'll say, it's the same game.
I've, I've, okay.
What do you want?
What is it in this game that they can add that you would like to have, that you don't have already?
Can't wait to play this on my Nintendo Switch of 2FPS Prime.
Big titties. Okay, well, I mean, I tried.
I'll start the bodyguard.
Every fight.
Every death.
Stay with me.
Manatee 4A streams executing.
Try and hold on.
I can feel her.
Let's do a game.
Why am I so cold all the time?
Well what?
What's that's gone?
I hope you did anything wrong.
Yeah, yeah, I got something to do.
You're rich.
Now!
Now!
Music
Please, please.
the
call
the
the
the
Get me low!
Go to the top, go to the top!
I got the top off!
We're up there, go past what you got!
Got it, got it!
Oh, my God!
Get me low!
So what about a new UI here?
Or a new whatever?
You know what I mean?
Like, what about new...
Fonts?
You know, there's no just a spider that love it. I think it's a bit tired after the frigate drop the game with the same thoughts
I've shown all my analytics I didn't say you did brother you said phase what are you talking? You just double down right now
I didn't say you did actually myth you did you did and you're backtracking here and it's lame as fuck
You called Ronaldo out for for viewbotting you didn't say it directly to his face
He said it on some podcast or some stream somewhere
The clip got linked to Ron his stream his community
They definitely jumped all over your ass and you try to backtrack and farm W's and hate farm me and loop me in and flip the narrative to
Beyond me
You're a fucking clown for that
um
Calling ron out for viewbotting is absolutely retarded. I know he's at streamer. You're right now pulling a hundred thousand years missing
Ron is as legit as it comes when it comes to streamers
Um, I know him and I have had our differences, but you got to give the kid credit there. He's definitely not viewbotting
I've never even heard
Any sort of like substance
Hey, jep. Well, is there anything interesting?
Um
Check anything cool?
Let's take a look.
Check.
Anything cool?
Anything interesting?
I'll probably go to Game of Art soon.
I'm just gonna go check.
I'm the rest of the bandit, no matter what.
He's from Canada, so why, Canada's cool. Canada's like America, but without the problems.
You see it wrong? Okay, now what happens if you break your arm tomorrow?
What happens if that?
Now, how do you feel about your bank account right now?
And how do you feel about your bank account?
I'll show you a brochure on it.
How do you feel about that?
Okay, got it.
I
Mean any damn crew play for the truth like a man rain. I have to go on that they're cool
Yeah, I like when people have footage of stuff. I can't wait to visit Canada. I've been wanting to taste lead water
And I've been wanting oh, oh, oh
Love oh, I was gonna get crazy. I was listening. I was listening outrageous
Are you aware that Director Gabbard was present?
That is outrageous.
County raid earlier this year?
You brought it to me.
What is going on here?
You've said at the beginning of this you have an obligation to be honest and forthrighted
with the committee.
I'm asking a very simple question.
Are you aware that Director Gabbard was present at the Fulton County raid earlier this year?
Yes or no?
Are you aware?
I was.
I just said I was made aware of it by you yesterday.
The first time you learned that Director Gabbard was present at that raid was in my office
yesterday.
It was the first time that in my recollection I thought about it recently.
Now was I aware of it before?
What?
I mean you brought it to my attention yesterday.
I had not thought about it until you brought it to my attention yesterday.
Your answers lack credibility.
testimony lacks credibility you're being evasive and you're not being candid or
forthright and everybody across the country is going to watch this and know
that are you aware that former director grabber testified that her presence at
the raid was closed you see listen carefully I have a slot watching idea are
you ready are you listening I'm not aware of that
java what right so now okay you are now aware of that yeah are you aware the
members of this committee are already probing director gathered potential
misconduct in this matter.
Moncour.
I'm not privy of your probe.
Are you aware that the general counsel
and deputy general counsel of your office
have already provided testimony to this committee
regarding this matter?
The raid in Fulton County, 2020, and voter fraud.
OK.
No.
If the White House chief of staff or the president
asks you to travel somewhere across the United States
and oversee the execution of a domestic search warrant
on a sensitive election facility, will you do it?
Is that appropriate?
Is that appropriate for the director
of national intelligence?
That's hypothetical.
We all know it's not appropriate.
Senator, I'll stop your time.
Is it appropriate for the director of national intelligence?
Will you answer the question?
Your time has expired.
Will you give him the opportunity to answer the question?
Is this not material right now, sir?
Is it appropriate for the director
of national intelligence to oversee the execution
of domestic search warrants at sensitive election facilities?
yes or no? I think you're asking me, as you just said in your first comment to me. Yes or no is it?
Yeah I think, is that appropriate? Is that appropriate? I mean it could be. I don't know.
I know the job title, if you want to be on it too, you probably can't know.
I
Know you can't
What what what I don't know? I don't know what the context, but what if some fucking I don't know
Yeah, I think it's a broad it's a broad question. No
I'm the 2020 election. I did it. I'm not I'm not gonna do this with you. I didn't I was visiting as I
Next all right
Or yeah, or if I'm sluppy, don't be who kids behind you ones in a fucking ones in full Holland make up
up up
And after some of my brothers like
Okay
So I it's like in classic
Nosebleeds for the finals at the World Cup are $10,000 the worst seats you could possibly get are $10,000
They're pretty high up in the fucking in the bleachers
I don't know how much these seats cost, but they weren't fucking cheap and there's fucking two kids behind you ones in a fucking
One's in full Holland makeup and they're fucking cosplaying fucking pro players and and screaming and Clint farming and fucking
Making a big spectacle of this and doing content because that's what they're supposed to do
But they're directly behind you with a camera. It's like I don't know and and you'll argue like well
You're in public. Well, you're not actually you're not you're in a seat that you paid fucking
Five six thousand dollars to be in and you have people fucking streaming by
Okay, okay
This is life. Okay, Chad Chad this doesn't exist. Okay, this is life and
This is twitch streaming. Okay, I have to jump in
This
Like that, okay this like that like this
All the this is the percentage it's like a 0.0001 percent
If you have to woke up and you just buy your own business and it's unfortunate about you. It's on a live stream. Okay, then whatever
Okay, you will never interact with this. They don't know it exists. They don't it's even there
They're enjoying their time
Whatever even if the if I could one viral all about your garage or whatever you was still wouldn't see on your feed
These people are not they're just chilling there in their life
Like it like like like this part doesn't interact with this part. Okay, nobody gives a shit
Nobody gets fucked like it is what it is
Like you know what I mean?
It's just possible
Unless you go up and you do is that a camera?
Is that a camera?
Get the camera out of my face. Ah
Yeah, okay, okay, then yeah, you might go in there now. Okay now
Yeah, but that's with any camera
Please
for for
Lock in brother
You're homeless my old lock in
Bueno, let me you more
for for
That's my message
Don't play Lameen.
This gold is win.
Winning against Argentina World Cup final Lameen.
Please.
Jack, I think Spain wins.
Please, Lameen.
Save me, Lameen, you all.
Save me.
Save me from disaster.
I can't deal with this with another year.
It's messy when the World Cup again.
I don't know what I'm...
Jack, I think 3-1.
Jack, Jack, 3-1 Spain is absolutely...
Because you know for a...
Okay.
Undeniably, again undeniably, Argentina gets one penalty.
That's happening.
I don't give a fuck where you're from, where you're from, what sports you play or whatever.
Argentina gets a penalty, guaranteed.
So that's one point.
Do they pierce through Spain's defense?
Absolutely not.
So only one point.
And Spain cooks.
And then they get three goals.
Three one.
Three one and two one.
Boom.
Finished.
That's it.
That's not a good idea.
Whatever that.
The firefighters asked him to move his vehicle so they could reach the fire.
He agreed, but instead of leaving, Rolly put on tactical gear, slipped into the brush and prepared an ambush.
Minutes later, Rolly opened fire. Morrison, Harwood and Tisdale were all struck by gunfire.
Additional crews still en route to the fire had no idea an ambush had taken place.
Around 2pm, more fire personnel arrived and saw the wounded firefighters.
Despite being critically injured, Engineer Tisdale managed to call out and warn them.
I don't know if there's that on and down, but we're not having any response from the
people that are in chief.
I don't see anybody around me, but if you ever see a plane in some green, like military,
maybe that's it.
Tisdale's warning stopped the arriving crews from walking directly to the active ambush.
But up on the mountain, firefighters were already pinned down, wounded, trapped, and
unsure how many shooters were still out there.
So right now, there's an active shooter zone.
They're shot.
There's PC-3s down, PC-1s down.
Everybody shot up here!
Law enforcement!
Talk 3, move up here!
And respond to-
Shooting firefighters.
I mean, I mean, if I speak, I'll get in trouble.
Uh, um...
No, no, no, come up here.
We need law enforcement immediately.
They just told us two firefighters got shot.
Where?
Got shot?
That's gonna be the number we're talking about right now.
So, 4.
2310, coming down.
Stand up for the wall, snap.
What's the 3?
I can't think of a few inventions of mine.
Small drone, man.
Guys in the hills, right?
Drone comes in, buying it.
Chat.
It starts off with a jet, and it sandblasts the sand at an extreme pressure.
BAM BAM!
I need to please two or three people to go out and fire at the base, and I'll please two or three law enforcement officers and a perimeter at the base.
This is not ready.
823 10 is taking command right now. I'm with FS 19 and some other Fed law enforcement.
Copy, 3%.
Yeah, get behind something 33. The command post is going to be base of the hill. I'm with FS 19 and a ranger
approximately halfway up. It appears they're trying to draw us into an ambush. I need both Bearcats as soon as possible.
I need a thermal drone up as soon as possible.
We're just, I'm just set up security down here. They're heading up and then react to
a swat and route. So I'm just going to post up here to add security for them because they're
uncovered in case someone comes blasting down.
They're headed up the hill right now. There's one K9 and a Fed unit.
I need a direction of the shooter or a last known direction of the shooter.
hey guys everybody behind vehicles and stay behind vehicles so get on this side of vehicles if you
can where shooters are at right now we need to get this out of the way so the bear cat can go by
we're holding here until the bear cat that they're up and up at the parking lot let's make sure the
bear cat can get through the bear cat gets in we're gonna roll up we're gonna grab those boots
Get them out. Are you getting drone? Central 2379. We have drone on scene 648. Looks like
Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, we suppose the situation cheddar that it's not it. Yeah, it's technical
But they like they notice some guys shooting at people right and that they have to execute them
What why don't they have drones that are just pure lethal? It does nothing else, but lethal
It doesn't get really much and a lot of information whether it's just a camera operator whether and it just fucking taps back
still don't have eyes on where the shooters are at they can be moving
anywhere please get behind vehicles just because we don't want any more casualties
I don't want to give anyone down the kill shoot for me on this side of
vehicles if we could they're up here somewhere
the
way
to get behind cover in case
up here somewhere. They're pinned
down in the upper parking lot right now
and I believe the shots came from above them.
So anything that you can provide as far as
visual on someone trying to ambush or anything.
We have unknown direction where they're at.
I want to stay on the safe side.
That's the drone there.
Holy.
2310.
Holy shit.
That's going to hold, actually.
Nah, hold on.
It's locked in.
The fire team had paused.
Holy.
Two active shooters.
We went in.
The last two motorcycles they gave out said they shot the Italian team and shoot anybody
to go to work.
I'm over here
We're on the left.
Got it.
Got it.
Yeah, I'm doing the fourth right, wasn't it?
Jack, how did we not have this thing right on this shit?
I don't have a shit.
This fucking cloud car, I don't have a good one for this shit.
That's going to be 2, 4.
One, two, three, four.
It's 8 and 10.
OK.
It will be an officer rescue.
It will be a good perimeter in 3, 6, 8.
We don't know where it's coming from.
OK.
We don't know where they're at.
Upper working line is all we know, right where the fire is.
I got to respond up.
OK, what up, Peter?
fire down there was saying they're coming from the direction of the fire
I got a big view.
This is a little bit like a J.P. Raider chair.
You two are grabbing a dude.
I need you.
The best 19 were you at.
Your V jump on bullet and like it.
You three are no go.
What's he making?
We can burn alcoholic drinks.
Carbonitra swaps.
We're going to run.
This is my city. I shot down the entire fucking city when this shit happened. Still, no idea what actually happened or why this keep did this.
I was literally 20-clack-ing.
Elmas, Elmas probably.
Elmas is always part of it, though.
Shit.
Nobody that's sane, nobody that isn't at least partially ill,
It shoots people for no reason. It is what it is. I don't give a fuck.
If you come up with a justification for shooting people, you're ill.
That's it. It's by default. It has to be. There's a homicide correlation.
Someone's car just went down the ravine.
We just got a patrol car going down the ravine.
Somebody put a check on him. Go check on him. Go. Go.
I don't think that's effective though.
I
Do the trades and shit pretty bad
Outboard up the trees behind cover the parking lot is right here. We don't know where shots coming from
Yeah, no non-confer like that no shot
You would have to be directly above the person, like, and even then, like, well, we've seen
so much fucking infrared footage.
You also have to understand that nothing like this happens here.
It was very dangerous leading to a second rescue attempt later on.
There are bodies of police in the FBI to look for him in the woods.
You can check sight-changing his drones happen here, something exciting on the sky.
Fire. We're going to jump in this car right here. Yep.
Another fire. No, that smoke smoke all the deploy. Okay.
See smoke. So they deployed two smokes, three smokes.
We're calling for, you know, where you at trying to find their guys. I'm assuming.
Two cranks, three to bring it out and two that are down.
That's gun fire.
You guys want to go up? Hold hold hold.
They're in armor, these are not armor, they're in armor.
He said two Franks, one ambulatory and two more that are wounded.
The day found trouble in the check-in.
No, I meant to put my helmet up there.
I'm gonna watch down this big case over here,
because I don't have anything over there.
Coming out, coming out.
Move, move, move.
The Bearcat's first push into the upper log was met with gunfire.
When it reappeared, it carried the surviving firefighters,
including a critically injured David Tisdale, down to waiting medics.
But the two battalion chiefs remained trapped above and crews still didn't know if more firefighters were hiding in the brush
They would have to try again
Hey, we got moving hey
We got moving down the street moving down there guy in great. Oh fuck that
Grab the P.A. past me
That's awful, I mean
It usually gets in the muscle there ain't a lot of it. I mean, it's just fucking
The first quick lead walk this way quickly walk this way
There's a fucking hiker isn't he I think he's got a dog
He shot us with the right to the center hands up
Oh, so cute!
Hey, he said high-powered gun.
Stay behind cover.
Which side?
Over here.
Left.
Okay.
There it is again.
Another shot.
Another shot.
I was definitely high caliber.
Let's get back.
I lost connection with the drone.
No!
Anybody left up there?
Yeah, we still gotta go back.
Fucking Wi-Fi.
Come on.
So stop.
Get down at far up deep.
I'm very good.
Harvey, where are you at?
I'm moving behind you, because I have this.
Moving!
Put it in the back of this car.
Yep.
It sounds like they're coming from over there.
I have this.
So I'm keeping an eye on the long road here.
We got everyone around.
You have an unknown, there's a fifth minute up there,
the ground, we don't know, we don't believe he's up there,
but we're not positive.
Fire needs to get full accountability for who they got,
if they're missing any sites.
If he starts shooting at us, okay, return fire as appropriate.
That's pretty much right there.
He's drummed down, dude.
Hey, still a few of my jumps, he's a pro-pass,
Oh
Now we're really getting this better tap you'll be for its second rescue attempt officers braced for the possibility of another attack
This was the only footage showing the ground where the ambush happened
And they were heading back in to reach the two battalion chiefs and anyone else who might still be pinned down or wounded
Come here right now! Get over here!
Shooters! Get in the air now!
Shooters!
Get in here, tell me!
I'm not in my mail, I'm not!
I ain't got anything on you!
He's a sir!
All of Camo from here...
No, I'm out!
Hurry up!
You f***ing idiot!
There's a shooter! Let's go!
What happens on you?
I can't stand on him.
He's like no sort of since now.
I'm sexy.
I mean, I'm sick, dude.
No more good jokes.
No more good jokes.
Exactly the same one from gun around right directly from the center mass building.
In this range.
One looks center mass, one looks through the side window at this stage.
Joseph, do you have any other signs of light?
Well, that's right.
Hello, Mr. Captain.
Can you please take a look forward to the fire truck and take a very cover?
Joseph, that truck is your name, buddy.
Let me do it again closer to the fire truck because he's up high, so you can shoot it over.
is this glass rifle proof? it looks kind of thin
last time we saw the bear cat, somebody threw a rock at it and it fucking cracked
like genuinely
that's worrying me
Viperator! Viperator! Come down here!
Ragnar's fine.
Here's a Spoodriper, sorry I know you're out there.
I met you at the hospital, and you were the same.
High-tech, solid, clean, safe, clean, safe.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
I'm 6'2", 6'2", on a good day.
Okay? 6'4", with a good haircut there.
yeah
but it's gonna be a cost to get all these vehicles turned around
yeah, I don't think that happens yet, lookie
Okay, are we backing down?
We're not going to go around and turn around. I know that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Excuse me, I know you're all secret from your secret.
You're safe with me. Excuse me now.
We'll see you again. I am going to get...
I have Pinto and sugar.
We're all firefighters. We've been educated.
How to do a complication with a male, white male,
The ground for Granger, we're in all green.
Everybody that's working on it, get it quiet.
Once officers identified the shooter as Wes Roli, investigators were able to legally ping his phone and watch for movement.
But the signal never changed. Nearly five hours had passed since the ambush, and with no movement from Roli's phone,
crew sent drones back to the upper lot one final time.
The fuck?
There, lying face down in the brush, they found Rowley dead from a self inflicted gunshot wound,
with the same shotgun used in the ambush beside his body.
In the aftermath, investigators determined the brush fire had been intentionally set
by Rowley using jars of Pesto found at the scene, an improvised accelerant.
The fire he set grew to 26 acres, burning into Monday before crews finally extinguished
it.
The third firefighter at the top of the mountain that day survived a devastating gunshot wound to the back.
The slug punctured his lung, broke ribs, and shattered his collarbone.
Unable to move his lower body, he reached for his radio and made the call that warned incoming crews a transmission that saved countless lives and would later earn him the Medal of Honor for his actions.
Tisdale retired after 24 years of service and continues his rehabilitation process to this day.
Also earning a Medal of Honor that day was firefighter Fritz Wiedenhoff, who made the emergency radio calls alerting incoming crews while pinned down above.
Three Kootenai County Sheriff's deputies were also recognized with the Attorney General's Medal of Honor for their actions, improvising a rapid plan in an unprecedented situation.
Battalion Chiefs John Morrison and Frank Harwood were killed in the ambush.
Morrison served more than 28 years with Cordelean fire, and Harwood served 17 years with Kootenai County Fire and Rescue.
Their loss leaves behind a community and family that will never forget them
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What the fuck
Chat is that a five-hour thing? I've never done it before
in this respect, he's got it.
What is that?
I'll be reading it to you in one of the house, I'll be reading it to you this evening.
I encourage every American tuning in tonight's President's speech.
This is going to be the most important, all of us, address since I came in to talk to you.
What?
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the Cuban missus crazy the fuck
uh this is gonna ominous so who is this guy husband the father grandfather
business grateful I mean I don't know who the fuck is it sent from Ohio I'm
Center from Ohio, sorry.
No, Center from Ohio, sorry.
Holy fuck.
Anyway.
Um...
Anyway.
Oh, what is that?
Very interesting.
Hi Jeff, what is that?
Yeah, cry!
Let me see you cry you mug!
You absolute wasters, I fucking love you messy!
Alright, golden score, what a fucking finish!
Alright, that was cold!
That was fucking cold, bro!
That was cold!
What a goal!
What a fucking goal!
Man say messy, man get out of here Leigh Ann about messy tears!
Man say one an extra time, Mr. Knoll!
fuck off dude you're a monk yeah fuck off dude I told you they're gonna win an
extra time I keep telling everyone start listening to my boy
you can hear the best voice they can hear
only then boom boom that's how the goldkeeper looks when the gold was
going in you fucking weirdo as well keep telling everyone that's cool but you
can't keep doing this bro yeah fucking old day you fucking overpaid cunts you
You can hear him. I'm like, I didn't hear him.
That's literally the end of my fucking spree.
I said 2-1 next to the time.
God, God, it's smoking at the city right there!
But don't fuck around. We're messy, bro.
Don't fuck around. You want to want messy out, mate?
Yeah, what's Jude saying now?
Look at it. Why are we worst dude on my TV?
Okay, is he just mad at us or something?
Oh yeah because it didn't bring it home as well.
Brain.
Great check tonight, I'm going deep into it, I'm going wintery.
Oh shut up and eat your beans, toast, and boiled fish.
Or fucking, or mushy peas that were your rotten fish on your fucking fish and chips.
Which is not even chips.
It's not fucking, it's not fucking chips.
And fries, it's fries.
it's you're gonna it's fish and fries okay Grinch on video and I'm done I'm done
I'm over it
I mean, it's just, it's just not anything.
I mean, I-
I-
I-
What?
Immanuel Fart now.
70 months GG.
EGA!
Why the fuck are you in my room?
There's just no fucking room.
There's just no claim.
I'm gonna need fucking fucking-
With the fucking 14-year-old room.
There's no fucking way!
I'm not fucking with the fucking 14-year-old room.
Like look at this fucking room!
It's at the size of a napkin!
What is that?
Is that Stuart Skendergarden?
What is that?
Yo, yo, really?
Who linked this?
Who linked that?
Bro, who linked that?
What is wrong with you?
This, this, this.
What is wrong with you?
I'm going to show you because my schedule is very tight this year.
I'll go in the class of 2020-28.
I can't do this all day.
Hi.
Hey, do you want to check?
Any other check?
How about if you do that, it's like fun.
Like, it's like something to jump in the mood a little bit.
It's kinda cool.
Wee!
And it's a BL-22!
Oh my god!
What is this sound of that horn?
I've been waiting for this moment for months and it's finally here.
I'm finally going to get a heritage unit on camera.
Yeah!
Oh right, look at that, a 1953 E8.
Woohoo!
Oh yeah, listen to that bell.
Yeah, listen to that bell.
Oh, take a look at that.
Oh, my God!
Woo!
Listen to that horn!
Oh, my God!
Oh, she's beautiful!
She is beautiful, yeah!
All right!
Oh, my...
Oh, no, it's a PL-2, too!
Oh, the SNC-52!
Oh, my God!
Oh, we're gonna watch this.
Oh, this is special. This is special. Oh, that horn gives me the chills. And the chills
have absolutely nothing to do with how cold it is here. Oh, but that doesn't stop a fomer.
Oh, especially when it comes to heritage equipment. Oh, this is fantastic. Oh, oh my goodness.
Look at that, blue and gray.
Oh, couple to the, oh, Iowa Pacific, number 518, woohoo!
Ah-ha, woo, listen to that horn.
Oh, that's fantastic.
Oh my gosh, look at that.
All right, oh, I wonder who T.C. Durant is.
Oh well, ah, this is just awesome.
Should I answer that in a minute, Bill?
Oh, look at that. Is that painted in shit?
So that has been it, though.
Um...
This is the things we do every day, by the way. Every day.
The central sarcophagus never lose a shiny requaser again. You need to start injecting gold nanoparticles
It is no rain chaos upon the entire northern continent
including the territories of scheme I
Witnesses claim that the stars were blotted out in an unholy darkness as was the rain from the skies and
fire erupted from the deep
The resulting epic of pandemonium and terror was thereafter known as the Great Thomaclism.
Medieval cops, Lopla? What the fuck are you talking about?
Uh...
Come in?
Sorry about the wait.
What the fuck is this?
It's literally a water tap there.
Can I get you anything? You alright? Maybe, um...
Water or...
Maybe a...
Flagon of Ale.
Can I have a man potion?
No.
This is Lieutenant Bronwick Kettlecap, lead investigator of the Thistlewood Town Guard.
He was a volunteer man at arms in the Battle of Timid Kings, and has an impressive record of over 14 convictions and 25 beheadings.
During our examination of this footage, we will be analyzing the interrogation tactics used by the guardsmen,
as well as the overall behavior and psychology of the suspect in question.
You've been a busy wizard, possession of an unregistered homunculus, astral projection in a restricted dimension,
possession of chaos crystals with intent to distribute.
I had no intention of sharing those those are for me
Granting sentience to a flammable object. Yeah, Jack. I think this is gonna be a two-minute statement, Loki
They used to the vast majority of new housing in the US is single family homes and the vast majority of those start in the same cheap
compromised way
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an at grade slab foundation.
These are fine.
They do the job and they're easy, but they could be better.
The main issue is that concrete is poured on and around all the utility.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm ringing the house, I'm so flungy.
I'm not watching this.
Oh.
For years, Microsoft's Xbox struggled with the Sony's PlayStation and Nintendo.
So it bet its future on a different model, a subscription service called Game Pass.
We're looking at the massive success of Netflix in television and they thought subscription
was the future and they could do it for video games.
Microsoft spent more than $80 billion to acquire game studios and bring major franchises like
Call of Duty and Fallout on to Game Pass.
It was one of the biggest bets in gaming history.
But now, Microsoft is cutting more than 3,000 jobs across Xbox, about a fifth of the division,
and selling or spinning off five game studios.
So what went wrong?
Microsoft got into the video game business in the early 2000s with the Xbox console.
They were competing with the already established players, Sony and Nintendo.
The Xbox is everything the Rock is, cutting edge, powerful, exhilarating.
sales typically lost money, and Xbox often lagged its competitors in sales.
So in 2017, Microsoft- Hold on.
Xbox often lagged its competitors- Well yeah, I mean it makes sense.
I mean check, because they made a money off of licensing.
In sales.
So in 2017, Microsoft launched Game Pass.
For $9.99 a month, subscribers could play a library of games on their console.
With Game Pass, Xbox thought it could generate recurring revenue without having to win the
console wars.
They were ahead of the curve.
There wasn't any other company that was offering anything comparable.
The following year, Xbox announced that its first-party games would be available on Game
Pass the same day they were released.
All the idea at Xbox Games you just saw will premiere on Xbox Game Pass Day 1.
Instead of paying up to $70 for a new game, fans could play it on launch day with their
$10 game pass subscription. The only concern I've ever seen is people saying is it sustainable like you continue this and
I'll say game pass right now is doing very well for us. They were entirely focused on gaining subscribers. Yeah, it's more
than a video and Spotify had done an audio and when they eventually gained enough subscribers
chat chat this is code word for we're losing a fucking of money more getting market share
Which is valuable in the long term if we can monetize it down the line
But the prices on them may be the dominant player and then they become really profitable
How is Xbox not just gonna lose money hand over fist on this?
Yeah, we a lot of people say that we always kind of laugh. We just listen. Please don't worry about us
And at that time Xbox was showing promising signs with the pandemic super charging the video game industry game pass surpassed 15 million subscribers
Hey, not bad.
Xbox's revenue from content and services increased 11% from the year before.
Not bad.
I thought this was the moment that they could get everybody hooked on to Game Pass.
Microsoft went on an acquisition spree to add more games to its portfolio,
buying Zenimax Media for more than $8 billion,
an Activision Blizzard for $75 billion.
Guys, 11% is this evening because that's from the year prior.
So the industry and the company, so the industry is going down
and the company is going down even more, right?
You would expect a drop-off in whatever my percentage, maybe 15%, maybe 20% on there.
So I think it might be an increase in 11% that might be an increase in 30% overall for
projections.
I mean, this would be massive.
Now, Xbox own franchises like Fallout, Doom, Candy Crush, World of Warcraft, and Call
of Duty.
People were surprised that Microsoft was spending so much on games.
It's a pretty small part of Microsoft's overall business.
But Microsoft wanted to be a major player in gaming, and it was willing to spend to get
there.
In 2022, Game Pass was available on a range of devices and cost up to $14.99 a month.
I think it will stay in that 10% to 15% of our overall revenue and it's profitable for
us.
Yet that same year, Game Pass missed its subscriber growth target by a wide margin.
Oh.
After the Activision...
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Target growth.
Oh.
It has missed its subscriber growth target by a wide margin.
After the Activision deal closed, Microsoft wanted to make a big splash with the next
Call of Duty release.
The company chose to release it on Game Pass on day one.
This was a huge deal because Call of Duty sequels sell tens of millions of copies of
the first month's $70.
That's a fucking crazy dance.
So to put it on Game Pass and forgo all that revenue just to gain subscribers was a pretty
risky move.
Black Ops 6 set a record for Game Pass signups on launch day, but industry analysts questioned
the business model.
economics of spending several hundred million dollars to make like a call of duty sequel
and then put it on a subscription service that costs somewhere between twenty and thirty
bucks a month.
We're just not panning out for them at all.
According to regulatory filings, Microsoft acknowledged that adding titles to Game Pass
would cannibalize retail sales.
Yeah.
But the company still released new games on day one.
So then in 2025, with the next call of duty game, they decided they would have to raise
the price of Game Pass in order to make these economics work.
Xbox raised the price of Game Pass' ultimate tier from 1999 to 2999.
That is a...
50% increase.
We shed millions of subscribers over the span of a few months.
We corrected that offering, pulling a title out, bringing the price down.
At the same time, the rising cost of memory chips is squeezing Xbox's heart...
I mean, Chad, if you announce a mega big titles, like on your Game Pass, people are going to
get it exclusively for these titles, and when these go off, I mean, people are going to
I'm subtracting is a margin, especially double the price like for three straight quarters
Microsoft's gaming revenue has declined year over year and while Xbox had projected that game pass would reach
77 million subscribers this year it currently has less than half of that in
February Xbox appointed a new CEO
Oshashama who had worked as an executive at Instacart and in Microsoft's core AI vision, but had no background in video games
When you bring in somebody like that, what you're saying is you need somebody from the outside who's going to think about it in a whole different way.
To some industry analysts, Xbox restructuring was a long time coming.
Its profit margin is only about 3%, which is pretty awful for a big company like Microsoft.
They could be making more profit margin by just investing that money into like a bank account.
Other gaming companies are also dealing with a post-pandemic slowdown.
But the other issue Microsoft has from having needed to bet on game pass is unique
No other game company kind of staked its future on a subscription service the way the Microsoft did
Now Microsoft is changing course in recent months Xbox cut the price of game pass ultimate to 2299
It's still good product won't be releasing the next call of duty game on game pass on day one
The company says that after more than eight months of decline game pass is starting to grow again
They've set this very ambitious goal of having a billion daily players right now. They have something like 500 million monthly players
So they haven't had a long way to go to get there
But I think Microsoft wants to get to that level by investing in its big franchises and by also becoming a better partner for
independent game developers
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That was fucking insane!
So many snipers man!
See don't worry about your tiktoker, if you have to worry about your tiktoker your tiktoker
is shithead.
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bullshit.
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I mean, it's obviously boring because there's so many snipers, it's unplayable.
Like the whole lobby's on me.
Literally, I'm not kidding, like 80% of the players is around me.
It's genuinely unplayable.
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years to come much love it if somebody is getting complaining and I say I'm not
gonna cave in how's that need to be bridging I mean that's the big origin I
mean think about it like like so is the planning that they give up being played
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I feel like if you're, um, if you're something on TV and you're,
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And I'm busy. No, we're not gonna show um baby rage. Are you trying? Are you crying mommy?
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Now lose again, go crazy and play with snipers and do the worm hill bro with around 49 units
of pepe to lure us together tall.
No journey, no journey.
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Everything I said ended up being corrected and everything proved me right then.
It was easy.
I mean it, I mean it.
I mean it.
Isn't the result of his lawsuit pretty much getting into exactly what I said?
Um, yes, um, yeah, absolutely.
It's QC, absolutely 100% it absolutely did it, I want to more than 100% it one to one
explained it my view on the reactionary, what, what, a reaction commenter.
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I'm not boring.
I'm not boring.
Okay, I'll do the gamem.
What the fuck?
Uh, what?
Uh, I think it's in the upstairs, it'll be like two minutes.
Uh, I'll be doing that, sorry, but I don't like, like, like, two minutes, two minutes, at most.
Hello, Mr. Couch. I just wanted you to know I have no gag reflex, excuse the L.
Hello.
Okay.
Jack, what about like a small miniature stroller?
Maybe, um...
Maybe, maybe, um...
Something like three minutes, maybe five hours.
Maybe like...
Maybe like...
Again, I was just wondering.
It was a long drawing.
You can watch this.
Hey, stop the fucking car!
Stop!
What?
What?
You stay here?
No!
What are you doing here?
No.
Why did you not?
Turn the car off.
Turn the car off now.
Turn the car off now.
Don't be the same, that's why I started it.
Turn the car off now.
Oh!
Turn the fucking car off.
What the fuck are you doing with that punch with your shit?
Don't ever forget that I'll put you down.
That's just a second, you know.
Hey, Simone, let me fucking-
Let me fucking-
No, let me fucking-
No, let me explain to you what we're doing.
Put your fucking hands on me and I don't stay here.
I am responding.
I don't give a-
I'm responding to an alarm call.
I didn't turn up on you.
Nobody's under arrest.
Stop touching me.
Turn around.
You're not under arrest.
I don't care. You came in this hostile.
Don't you ever put your hands on me and spit on you.
You're not under arrest.
Don't pull my hair.
What the fuck are you doing?
What's now?
Chill, bro.
Chill, bro.
They stop!
Forty-seven hundred, step it up.
They stop!
They stop!
They stop!
Whoa!
Sir, take that inside and keep filling it out.
I'll be back, okay?
Wait.
What happened?
Get down now!
Get down now!
What happened?
What was that?
Get down now!
Oh my God, I thought it was like a raccoon or like a raccoon.
get down now oh my god I thought it was like a raccoon or like I thought it was
like a rodent or some some form of animal it's a fucking wig brother I
thought it was like a small rodent turn around
Okay, baby. Put your hands on your back.
Turn, put your hand behind your back.
Put your other hand behind your back.
Tell them to quit your moving.
If you don't stop moving.
Stop!
Stop!
I'm trying not to hurt you!
I am trying not to hurt you.
Go around. Sit down.
Sit down. Sit down!
Sit down!
Get out my face!
40 cents for zero, it's coming.
Interesting.
40 cents for zero, it's coming.
It's quite consistent.
40 cents for 43, it's coming.
Bro, fix this f**k up now!
No!
Relax!
What the f**k?
It was just hoisted!
You're going to chill out.
Fix the f**k up!
This room will f**king wake up!
I hope you'll kidnap!
You just twist them!
Woah!
I can move shit!
Woah, woah, woah!
I can't get it!
Chad, there's some residue in the hair, Chad.
What is that?
It has some...
I
Fixed my breath in this cup
Fixed my
This didn't have to be like that touching me it did cuz you were aggressive for no reason
All right, you know you roll and I take your whole top
Yo, yo
Okay, this whole car my mama
I will if you would just for a second, okay, thanks Michael turn around my ass way to
I will so just turn around and relax
another five dollars another one's not being welcome to the jungle
no what the f*** are you doing?
i'm like i'm like i'm like i'm like
no my wrist already f***ing hurt
no you're not trying to put on new ones so we're out
no people
no no no no don't speak to me bro don't talk to me
you know what i know what's going on
damn they're snatching out of the car
slamming on her s*** outside of the car bro
okay stop you're hurting my f***ing wrist
won't you keep moving so stop
I'm gonna search her with my car.
Oh my God, I thought it got.
What we're doing here?
We had an alarm here.
Is she going to jail?
We had an alarm.
An alarm went off.
Whose house is this?
I don't know who it is.
Okay.
An alarm came out here as I walked up and told her to stop.
She didn't.
All right, all right, all right, come on.
That's how you do it.
My wrist, Phil.
Your wrist.
What are you talking about?
Is it left or right?
Okay.
Okay.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Oh, my door.
That you don't care.
My wrist hurts.
My wrist hurts.
Don't push me, because I can't get in my door.
Okay, then get in.
My wrist hurts.
Get in.
My wrist hurts.
Okay.
Get in.
Okay, calm down.
We'll help you out, okay?
Don't push me, girl.
I'm not going to tell you anything.
Can you start to get away?
I will help you out.
But she cannot be in my face.
Give me a couple mills.
You're gonna throw my soul.
I swear to God.
What?
I'm just here.
I don't know, we're gonna get to figure it out.
So just go back inside, please.
Who lives here?
Whose baby is this?
This is his baby.
Ma'am, get away from my car now.
I told you guys to get back in your house, okay?
You don't need to go up against my car.
We're not doing that, okay?
We're not, we're not doing that.
Okay, but you weren't.
You were just face first like up against my car.
to know who she is. You don't need, you don't know, you don't. We own the house. Oh really?
Okay. Yeah. So then why were you guys not answering the phone when the alarm company
was calling you? No one is. Okay. Well there's an alarm going on right now. Who lives here?
No, I don't know who lives here. Okay, who ran inside? I don't know. All right, who's this? Sir.
I'm not part of this. Sir. Yes. Hey, Sergeant Wiener with the Sheriff's Office. Do you know
what house they're at? No. Okay, do you know who lives here? I have no idea but I hope they're
We're in Delta and I'll give you the address later, but we're here on an alarm call.
And as I'm walking out, she's trying to drive off and won't listen.
And then she starts fighting me and hitting me.
And then people that she's with run back in this house.
Yes, an alarm at this house, like a burglary alarm.
So that's what we're doing here.
Give me a second and we'll call you back.
Yeah, just relax for a second.
I'll call you back.
All right.
Is this your grand-baby?
That's my son.
That's your son?
your girlfriend? No, that's my daughter right there. Okay. That's your daughter.
This is your son. Let me sort this out. Let us call you right back. Okay. All right.
Two more women in the house in the middle of the night. I need to know what's
going on because I know where you are. Okay. Well, right now she's resisted. She
was arresting for my surgeon. So that's why she's going in. She's kicked me
multiple times. She's been fighting him. I don't know. Okay. Okay. Well, listen,
that's not her daughter. But you've got the listen. If we have someone in the back
of our car we don't need you going up to it okay because we don't know who you are
we don't know if maybe you're gonna let her out okay okay do you know who this
this one is okay all that I know is that my sergeant my supervisor was coming
to an alarm okay he called for backup which is why we came okay from what I
could see coming on here she was resisting resisting arrest getting put
handcuffs are resisting the paint, okay? If we have a lawful reason to detain someone, put someone
in cucks for our safety or theirs, we have the right to do that, okay? If she's resisting us,
she's gonna go in the back of a police car. I mean, even while I was just trying to fix her cuffs
for her, she just kicked me three times. So...
So, 39?
Yes, sir.
Right, 37.
Ma'am, who lives here?
My family lives here, but I face my family.
When did you let me know what's going on?
I don't live here alone.
Do you live here?
She lives here.
Okay, what's his?
I think of my mom, but my mom's on her.
Is she on vacation because I wanted to see her call?
Yeah.
I don't know about where.
And where is your sister?
She's at home.
She sleeps.
Who are the two kids that just went in there?
I don't know.
One of the house and he'll be on her.
I'll be in the house.
Okay.
The reason we're here is because there's an alarm.
What happened?
I don't know what's going on.
There's an alarm call.
So we show up.
For the alarm, this car's leaving.
I try to stop them.
She doesn't want to stop, which turns into all of this.
What's this in there?
Sleep.
How will this be?
Please.
change the talk to everybody so we can clear the air. Is this label wrong? This address?
No. Because the alarm company has it as 39. And you're 37. But this here is 39. 39? So this is
Mark wrong. This is where it says to go. This is where it says to go? Yep. Okay. This mapping system is all
walked up. Hi. Come on out real quick. So you guys all live here with your mother? Yes. With your
mother them? Were you guys outside? Did you run inside? Okay, that's the worst thing you can do,
because we don't know what's going on. Calm her down, okay? Here, watch out. If you want to talk to
you can, but try to get her to calm down, please. Bro, get away from the car! Get away from the car!
Okay, well, we're up the window. I'm not gonna sit there and talk.
Sarge told me to let him, to have him calm her down.
He pulled my f***ing leg up!
Whatever.
Bro, why is your f***ing still in my face?
Go!
Watch your hands, please.
We're gonna close in, okay?
She's spittin' all the back of my car, too.
It's really.
You gotta be careful of who you got.
And who you addressed with your...
Yeah, yeah, okay.
I think you got the wrong house.
What address we got, and who called the alarm, and...
The address is...
Excuse me.
The next few days.
He thought that that was the house,
and they're leaving, so he stopped the car.
got punched in the face. Okay. Okay. Well, the thing is, is that it never would have
been a problem, but our deputy got punched in the face, our sergeant got punched in
the face. So obviously escalated to the point where nobody wanted that. But maybe it was
a miscommunication, maybe if they would have just stopped and been like, Hey, it's the
wrong address. It would have been fine. It would have been none of this would have happened.
but somebody I know and maybe it was a miscommunication but if a deputy gets
punched in the face it's kind of you know we're trying to figure that out
now this is deputy Augusto I work with Volusia Sheriff's Office how are you
We're responding to a bird wig alarm.
The address that was given to us through ADC and 911 call
doesn't seem to be populating.
I want to verify that it's the correct address.
Can you do it on the phone?
ADC.
The other one's mine.
Is this mine?
No, it's mine.
Somebody there already?
I checked it out.
It looks fine.
But what are we doing with this chick?
I mean, she punched him.
Oh, I don't doubt that because she said she's going
to punch both of us in the face.
You've got a girl in there right now, but I mean, she shouldn't have been what she should have been, that she did, but it just shouldn't have gotten to her.
Exactly, I totally agree with you. It never should have gotten to this point, but there's also a point where you can stop and figure out what happened, or you can be rebellious and just try to leave with a deputy.
You're going to ruin her. I mean, she didn't do anything. I mean, she punts our sergeant in the face. People aren't perfect. They have their stress points. I don't know what my own stress point is.
I can't see anybody in this place.
And they say.
Hey, miss.
Listen, I know you don't want to talk to anybody.
I got it.
That's fine.
All right, listen.
All right, I need to tell you something.
Because I don't want you.
Let me tell you something.
OK, I want to talk.
The conversation is dead.
OK.
Bro, let me tell you something.
The conversation was done for everybody.
You don't look at me.
Everybody in this.
The conversation was dead when I pulled out of that yard.
And he talked to me.
I got you surgery on my headphones, OK?
I need a bonus.
Me, if I lived there, and I said no.
And he pulled me out of my car.
And it looked stupid.
I'm not gonna shoot you like nothing, okay?
I paid for snatched out of a car for no reason.
Didn't say why he wanted me to stop.
Just asked me if I lived there.
And when I said no to snatched me out of my car,
get your son, no matter if I use Sergeant Racism.
So all I want you to do for me is
we'll be taking out these tight ass cuffs
that this dumb bitch put me in.
I want a report because I'm writing everything.
I can't stand a I don't respect people that paid them.
I pay your tax dollars, stop.
Well, I don't want to be in here.
It's not, it's got me in a hot ass car.
I'll put it on the AC, but you got to get back inside.
I will, I will, I will, I will go back and stop here.
Go back and stop there.
Back towards me, they're gonna get them loosened up.
Okay?
Just relax your arms.
Alright, that's looser.
Think I give a f*** about a badge?
I give a f*** about respect, stupid.
That knows ass.
Get the f*** away from the car.
Yeah, I'm a spittin' f***.
She's getting a spittin' ass if she's gonna keep spittin' my car.
Hey, just do us a favor.
Don't step up to the window again, alright?
Seriously.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm not gonna shoot.
What?
You're not shooting?
Okay, I'm going to stand over there.
Okay.
All right.
They're right there.
You step towards me again and see what happens.
I ain't going to shoot you. I'm going to mess you up though.
You best step away.
Yeah, you would like that.
I ain't going to do that to you.
Big man.
I'm good if dad's good with leaving the baby here.
I'm just going to put her in a call.
Yes.
I was trying to explain to them.
I was trying to explain to them why not just stop and listen to what he hasn't said.
It was the pulling and then back back I was like and then kind of stopped and didn't stop and the winter part was like
f*** right and then just lost her. Bro like yeah you saw her on the video like get lost there.
This suspect 18 year old Diana was charged with two counts of felony battery on a law enforcement
officer and felony resisting with violence totaling a $15,000 bond. She is presumed innocent
unless proven guilty in a court of law.
I
Watch the lowest minecraft run you have a mean
All my overreaction I am the fucking goat
Look at this shit
This piece is broken I
I took my old headphones and I unscrewed the second one off the side.
I took it off and I replaced it off of my new ones that was broken and the actress worked.
I performed live surgery and saved my shit live on air.
That's what I do on the fixer.
I think she's...
But I'm not good to lie.
Sir, I like you.
I like you too much.
Recharges in my opinion that just may want to consider an anger management course as an option for her sentence remember self-control does
Yeah, if you think you were wrong, okay
Only way you could ever get is in court like it sounds kind of boring, right?
But that's the way that's where it works if you were wrong in an interaction cool
You'll only see a W in court. There's no way to get a W anywhere else like
The thing that you're getting a W day on the fly is absolutely fucking crazy
Just keep you out of handcuffs, sometimes it saves your job, your reputation, and years
of your life, right?
Because a few seconds of anger can create problems that last a long time.
Is that how you watch it?
From the jump, they were awful.
Also, if somebody stole something from you, right, because I think that was the initial
call, right, and the roles were reversed, and somebody was going to go away, and they
looked like it could be...
Why do you still buy the one-point-second version already, that means?
Do you be thankful and this is what you want to want to be like the because of the habit of leeway when it's like some some BNE or whatever in the area
There's leeway around how they can operate like it is what it is
Are you going to watch Trump's address to the nation at nine? Oh, yeah, I want to play a game freedom
I also like gaming in there what it seems interesting. Yeah, you know, are they going to announce what?
Tonight, don't get up, don't stop me, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
I know what that is.
Chat.
Yeah, okay, can I know it, but I didn't get it, so.
Okay, it's a banner.
I
Check this out
Yeah, all the record sells that bad this is a program ship my other shit, right?
I like
Thank you
Jack, what do you go Google more this
I mean, I mean, this is what I do.
This is what I do.
This is what I do.
I say.
Um.
For the mill.
I'm giving you an old challenge.
I call jailors power a shagel.
But yeah, who Googles what I know?
I want you to try to do it.
Yeah, this model's in the chat.
Why did I do that?
Why did I do that?
This model's in the chat.
Fuck.
Yeah, I don't think it's Mark Ranson.
Jack Hollow clears.
I don't want you to be here.
Okay, chat, this might be getting canceled.
I'm not, chat, I'm not listening to Ed Bridges.
Did I even do a day of chat?
I think she's lowkey chopped.
Bang.
I'm not going to answer any questions, I'm not, any inquiries, I'm not going to discuss
this.
I, that's what I say.
Damn, we mugged this.
Hands in the clear, don't give a f**k out.
Oh yeah, 60 now.
Ah, that's close.
Check, you know, I actually like Tom's Eve.
Just kidding.
Justice throne Atlantis wait six points 17 months in the jungle
I
Just an effort
I
Don
7.8
6.8. Oh wow
Wait that good that's crazy. Oh this
This one's got 20 billion, 64 billion dollars.
Why this guy went heavy, check, check.
I don't respect it, check, but I'm always interested in how
so we can min-max a system, right?
If you min-max a system so badly
The fraud is 64 billion.
I find it to be fascinating because it's almost art.
So what is it saying, J.F.?
You're still the same.
Guys, it's not me.
My name is perfect.
My name is perfect.
It can't be me.
You're something inside you.
You're something inside you.
It's hard to explain.
It's hard to explain.
It's like I'm fucking a Twitch.
Both of them have no...
No, just I said no, so it's you what I was lying it
Chat what is Napoleon do if it was an emperor
Countries landlocked in Africa.
you
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check we had easy today
I thought I was going to stand.
I don't know why I thought that.
It's really not because I stand or because I stand.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Magister!
Yeah, this could be London!
Okay, okay, I think it's Magister.
London, London, London.
I woke up in a silly mood, yeah?
I
Hold on oh easy our banish banish or um, it's could be
No, no, no, no, no, no could be
You know what I'm trying to do?
You need to lie.
Toronto?
Oh my god.
This is why I wasn't attracted.
This is why I...
Okay, chat.
Guys, listen.
Listen.
I didn't submit it.
I didn't submit it for reading the chat.
I didn't submit it.
I didn't submit it.
Because I had it, and if I don't have it, it's my fault.
So, I read the chat and now I do it again.
Um
Jack it's always the same bet to go here. Oh, it's because if you get a pair of way to get Bolivia to Peru you're sick
I just woke up in a fucking steam room.
Yeah, cause I live in a shithole. Birmingham is a fucking shithole. I hate the fucking place.
Cincinnati!
I fucking hate it. It's full of dickheads. I fucking hate it.
What the fuck is they're doing in Cincinnati?
I only know two of them from Cincinnati, and they're both fucking depressed and they got
nowhere to go in life. Fucking dog shit.
Cincinnati can suck it!
Um, is that Toronto?
Is that the Saga?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Oh my god, oh yeah.
I just woke up in a fucking steaming mood, yeah, cause I live in a shithole.
Birmingham is a fucking shithole.
I hate the fucking place.
I fucking hate it.
It's full of dickheads.
I fucking hate it.
Good evening. Before we begin, I'm proud to report that our country is safer, stronger,
and far wealthier than it has ever been before. We are doing great. Less than two years ago,
we inherited an economic and social disaster after the worst inflation in 48 years.
Oh, what's this for? It's crazy.
Wide open borders with millions and millions of people pouring in from all over the world,
criminals of all types and 11,888 murderers, many of whom killed more than one person.
We had transgender for everybody, men in women's sports, crime ravaging our cities, and the
whole world was laughing at us as a nation, but not anymore.
Two years ago, our country was dead.
Now we are the hottest country anywhere in the world.
America is respected like we have never been respected before.
We have more money being invested in the United States than at any time in the history of
our country.
More Americans are working today than ever before.
This week it was announced that inflation saw the largest monthly decline in more than
six years.
happened. Just given out, the media reported it, and we accept it the best in six years.
The tax cuts in our great big beautiful bill are saving hardworking families. Thousands
and thousands of dollars, like with the provisions, no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, and no
tax on social security for our great seniors, along with the interest deduction on a loan
used to purchase a car, but only if that car is made in America and a 100%
expensive for our job creating businesses. Our stock markets are at their
highest point in many years, but we can actually say of all time, and your 401k's
pensions and retirement accounts are setting records every single day, the
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For their future, billions and billions of dollars
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Our previously wide-open boarders
have been transformed into the most secure borders
in the history of our country, with zero illegal aliens
being admitted to the United States in the past 14 months.
That is zero.
Nobody thought it was possible.
We had the worst border in the history of our country,
and now we have the best.
Crime is plummeting nationwide with the murder rate
at its lowest level since 1900, or more than 125 years ago.
We're making a record investment in our armed forces,
and we have a strong military by far.
And it was under the client all the way.
I built it during my first term, and unfortunately,
we're forced to use it now.
We won in Venezuela, which is now working with us
to produce millions and millions of barrels of oil.
We are likewise winning big in Iran,
and you will see the fruits of that labor very, very shortly.
America is back and doing really well,
but we still have a major challenge
that must be urgently addressed
because no country could be great without fair
and honest elections.
You have to trust your country
because if there can be no trust, there can be no greatness.
And that's very simple.
No trust, no greatness.
For many years, I've called for bold, swift,
and decisive action to protect the integrity
of America's elections.
Every American deserves to know that when they cast their vote,
that vote will be counted accurately in a system,
and that is to make that system secure.
One where cheating and interference are not just difficult,
but virtually impossible.
Unfortunately, the system we have today falls
catastrophically short of that standard.
Tonight, I'm announcing the immediate declassification
and release of critical intelligence,
revealing shocking vulnerabilities
in our election infrastructure.
This evidence shows that the election system
we have dangerously exposes and really exposes like levels never thought possible to hacking
exploitation and foreign interference. Just as disturbingly this vital information has
for many years been covered up and hidden from you, the American people are beautiful,
our great American people. But that all changes right now. The documents we will release starting
tonight have been gathered by the White House government transparency task force, a great
group of people along with the staff of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board.
If it was written back then, we'll put another in the reading.
Right now.
Intelligence agency chiefs who have all personally reviewed the findings, we are presenting this
evening and fully confirmed their authenticity.
You can see these documents for yourself at WhiteHouse.gov.
That's WhiteHouse.gov.
Go check it out.
Our purpose in disclosing this information is not to weaken confidence in election, but
to earn that confidence by confronting vulnerabilities and correcting them very, very quickly.
And that's what we're doing.
The documents cover five major areas of concern.
They show that over a period of years, starting during the 2020 election cycle, the People's
Republic of China carried out what is believed to be the largest compromise of election data
in history, resulting in China's illicit acquisition of 220 million U.S. voter files.
That information includes names, addresses, phone numbers, political party preferences,
and other sensitive data that would be needed to register to vote and engage in other nefarious
activities, which is exactly what was happening.
This data loss presents an unprecedented election security nightmare.
The intelligence even shows that China has signed a data exploitation unit specifically
to this new project.
Compounding the travesty, the second set of documents we are releasing reveals that members
of the deep state, a very, very famous group of people, many cases, in our intelligence
agency work to actively suppress and downplay information about the extent of China's sinister
election meddling, covering it up from both the President and the American people like
nobody thought was possible.
U.S. spy agencies began learning about the compromise of voter registration files in 2020
when they discovered that tens of millions of voter data, think of that tens of millions
of voters' data in 18 states have been bought, stolen, or hacked by China, yet those responsible
What is the extent of that, though?
What does that do after?
The information secret and hidden.
They did not disclose to me as President or to anyone else and to the best of our knowledge.
They did not inform Congress.
In fact, all they kept saying is, this is the most secure election in the history of
our country, a standard very pat line that was divvied out to say.
The cover-up of this colossal security breach is even more disturbing in light of the additional
information showing that China engaged in other election-related activities to undermine
the first administration in our 2020 campaign.
They did not want, and they just didn't want it.
They fought like hell not to have at Donald Trump to win, and for good reason.
Here's the documents we are releasing show CIA reporting explicitly stated, and I quote,
in mid-2018, the Chinese Communist Party's policy was to leverage all domestic and foreign
elements that were opposed to the U.S. president in an effort to reduce the U.S. president's
votes and make him resign or prevent his reelection.
Isn't that nice?
So in mid-2018, China was working to influence the results of the U.S. midterm elections
and later the results of the 2020 presidential election itself.
Separately, in mid-2019, the Chinese government's strategy against the United States was focused
on undermining domestic confidence in the U.S. president.
They wanted to just make you sound like your president wasn't so hot when actually your
The President has done a great job, and they did everything possible to do exactly that.
Going on, this document says, and this is by the CIA, the strategy included efforts to
use Chinese contacts with big U.S. companies to influence U.S. business leaders to turn
against the President of the United States of America.
The Chinese government sought to identify U.S. journalists who had reported negatively
on the U.S. President and pay them large sums of money to write more negative articles
about him as many as they could, and they didn't care what they said.
The Chinese government wanted U.S. President to lose the next election, and the reason
they wanted me to lose is because they knew I was wise to them, charged them billions
and billions of dollars worth of tariffs, and built the strongest military anywhere
in the world. We have the strongest military anywhere in the world. These are exact quotes
from the CIA reporting. The name of the person doing the quote is now under review, but it
gets even worse. Raw intelligence obtained by the FBI in 2020, yet buried by rogue bureaucrats
stated that China's activities even included an attempt to manufacture illegal ballots
for Joe Biden.
Documents show that during this period dozens of significant CIA and NSA reports about China's
election targeting were kept out of the presidential briefing.
These were briefings I would get almost every day.
Everything was kept out.
That was of importance.
One email among intelligence analysts admitted that they had, quote, deliberately massaged
the presidential daily briefing to withhold information
regarding Chinese activities related to the election.
Another official inside the FBI wrote that she was running,
quote, a shadow government, unquote,
to keep intelligence about China's election meddling
from becoming known and to keep it away
from the honorable press.
Other officials who witnessed such efforts
perceived the motivations to be blatantly political.
Recently, we found significant numbers of burn bags
in formation, and this is a group of bags
that were used to destroy information given by President
Barack Hussein Obama to be burned.
It was supposed to be burned.
Yo, yo.
These bags were supposed to be at a different level
by different people, incinerated and checked,
but it never happened.
Maybe we got lucky.
We believe this was not done on purpose,
but rather through gross incompetence of the people
that were supposed to burn the bag.
But the findings are stunning.
Today, I'm asking the Office of the Director
of National Intelligence, the Department of Justice,
the FBI, and the CIA, to investigate
how and why such crucial information was hidden.
the fire those involved in the cover-up
and to file criminal charges if appropriate
against these people.
Yet concealing China's meddling was only the beginning.
The third set of documents we are releasing proves that
for many years, Americans were blatantly lied to
about the security of election infrastructure
including electronic voting machines
and ballot counting systems, dishonest, almost all.
They're vulnerable, and they're easily compromised, and people within our government knew that.
Tonight, we're publishing a series of previously classified U.S. intelligence community assessments,
and other reports proving that our government has long known these machines are extremely
exposed to attack.
As one assessment states, we judge that the United States' adversaries, including at
At a minimum, Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, as well as non-state groups, have the capability
to compromise U.S. election infrastructure.
That's unquote, but that's some statement, isn't it, made by supposedly great patriots
of our country.
The document goes on to further state that, quote, we assess that centralized election-related
data repositories, such as voter registration databases,
poll books, and other official election websites,
are most vulnerable to exploitation and adversaries,
could use this access to these systems
to disrupt election processes within the United
States of America.
Tonight, we're releasing all of those findings
and spanning from January 2020 to June 2026.
This is a cyber threat aimed at the very heart of our democracy.
Many people have questioned whether it could actually be possible to electronically manipulate
both homes or change election results on these terrible machines.
Today we are releasing documents that show the CIA obtained reporting of a specific plot
to do a big number in favor of the corrupt Maduro regime in Venezuela.
And that's exactly what happened, conspiring to digitally rig their own country's elections
in 2020, and that's what they did.
This reporting included precise details about methods to regime develop, to digitally alter
vote totals in ways that could not be detected, even with an audit, no matter how deep they
went.
This intelligence underscores why we must take urgent action to ensure that our own
system can never, ever be hacked or compromised like it was in the past.
The fourth set of documents reveals that even when significant evidence of fraud has been
detected, it has been buried and covered up.
Among the dislosures tonight are FBI files,
detailing evidence of alleged fraud
by a large-scale voter registration operation in Michigan.
In 2020, Michigan State Police raided a Democrat.
That's consistency scum.
Get out the vote organization, corrupt group in Muskegon.
And we're so concerned by what they found.
They were just so concerned.
They couldn't believe it, actually,
that they contacted the FBI in Detroit.
The documents state that some canvassers admitted to FBI agents that they signed voter registration
forms and other people's names, submitted fraudulent registration for people who did
not exist, and received gift cards tied to their number of applications that they produced.
In other words, it was pay, play, and cheat.
The FBI agents working on the case believed that crimes were committed, yet the Biden
Department of Justice slow-walked the investigation and killed it.
Tonight, I'm asking the FBI Director to ensure that the matter is fully investigated and
to work with the Department of Justice to prosecute those responsible for any crimes.
Finally, to reveal just how vulnerable elections continue to be, we are releasing the results
of a stunning investigation by the Department of Homeland Security.
According to the DHS review, state voter rolls and public records, they identified approximately
278,000 non-citizens who are registered to vote in federal elections.
Since Democrat states refuse to share their voter files, the real number is actually much
higher than that. Yet, even this limited analysis found more than a quarter of a million foreigners
illegally registered to vote. Put together these disclosures reveal an election system
so broken and so vulnerable that no one can possibly defend it. It is not defensible.
Hundreds of millions of U.S. voter files are in the hands of foreign governments, are machines
and ballot counting systems are exposed to hacking and manipulation and corruption.
China and other countries have been trying to meddle in our elections.
Evidence of fraud has been buried.
Hundreds of thousands of non-citizens and dead people are listed and active on the voter
rolls.
And yet we still have elections with no voter ID, no proof of citizenship, and tens of millions
of ballots flowing aimlessly through the mail as one example of the Insanity California's
recent election for Mayor of LA and Governor was held on June 2, a long time ago, but it
was just completed a few days ago on July 10.
Think of that much more than one month.
It took a month to count the votes.
I wonder what they were doing.
This is worse than any third world country.
There's no third world country that has elections like we have.
In a rare move, NBC and ABC fake news have both said that they would not cover this speech.
They knew what it was about because of the fact that they don't like the topic because
they know how corrupt our system is and they don't want to reveal it.
They and others in the media are part of a plot.
They want to continue this fraud for whatever reason.
They want to keep it going.
They want to protect the radical left, they can't have a great country and that's true.
You can't have a great country without...
Yeah, next time we're going to be...
Next time we're going to get it.
Fraud like this should mean a revocation of their licenses.
They use our public multi-billion dollar in value airways for absolutely no money.
They pay nothing.
All we want is honesty in our elections and honesty in reporting.
They pay nothing for multi-billion-dollar assets.
Great damage has been done to our country.
Our elections were left vulnerable to being rigged and stolen, and the trust of the American
people was lost.
This cannot be allowed to continue.
Every American, whether you're a Republican, Democrat-independent, or otherwise, should
be able to agree that we deserve the most secure, honest, and fair election system anywhere
in the world. Secure elections should be a partisan, really. We should be together. Democrats,
Republicans, independents, everybody.
I love you at Snow Place. It should not be a partisan issue.
It should cause to unite us, not to divide us. This should be a cause. We should be
united not divided in light of the brand new and irrefutable information I have
revealed tonight my administration is in the process of notifying the states whose
election data was compromised by the People's Republic of China and many
others we will be working closely to mitigate any harm and we're taking swift
action to ensure that sensitive voter data is better protected so we can never
be we can never be hacked and we can never watch a stolen election again tomorrow the
secretary of homeland security will hold a briefing to outline his department's recent
work confirming cyber vulnerabilities in our electronic voting systems they are bad we're
in the process of informing governors senators and members of congress of potential issues
in their states. If you look at voting today, it's in such bad shape in so many states,
and we are committing to fix it. And we're also committing to be working with those states
and local jurisdictions to help them fix and patch known technical problems before the
midterm elections. We have very important elections going on.
Hey, man, I really love that you're in all the pits.
to be honest. I've also ordered DHS to notify every state about non-citizens on their voter
rolls and direct them to remove all ineligible voters from the lists immediately. But most
importantly addressing this crisis of election security demands that Congress must pass the
save America act. How easy is that to do unless you want to cheat? The only reason you wouldn't
do it is you want to cheat because your policies are so bad and your candidates are so pathetic
that you can't get away or can't get elected any other way. This land one bill requires
that all voters must show photo voter ID. How simple is that? Could I have your photo please?
Photo voter ID. All voters must provide proof of citizenship. Are you a citizen of our country please?
And hopefully there will be no corrupt mail-in ballots which if you watched California...
Your drawing is gone, shit.
It's the lowest on Twitch.
So you would have no mail-in balance except for illness, disability, military deployment,
or travel if you're going away on business or vacation.
These reforms are urgent and needed to stop the vulnerabilities that I've mentioned.
To all Americans, I ask you to pick up your phone tomorrow, call your representatives
of the House and Senate and demand that they pass the Save America Act without delay. Together
we will restore faith and confidence in our country and we will be bigger, better, and
stronger than ever before. Thank you. God bless you. God bless our great military and
God bless America. Thank you very much.
That's it. Really?
raw.
I wasn't even done yet, man.
I was cooking.
I was cooking, man.
Whatever I am, I'm a referee games.
You might be Canadian, but you sure are American.
Oh, well.
Have some more break.
Well, I'm not going to read all that.
I'm going to let some people that are smart, like,
smart, like I read all that and then it makes some assessment.
Um, no, thank you all kisser.
You have been one of the worst presidents in history.
Don't you dare say God bless America when we send money in troops to fight a
war we don't belong.
Negative information here because the company behind truth social, you know,
that's where the president does most of his post in these days.
Now plans to sell what it's calling the fastest access to the president's posts
banks and some other financial services firms. Remember the president all a lot
frequently will post something that literally moves the markets right? I mean
think about it. That's my prejudice. Something on the war against Iran. We see oil prices
jump or drop or whatever. A ceasefire whatever the case may be that can
actually create a real impact on Wall Street. That's part of what makes this so
fascinating. Let me bring in Brian Chung who's kind of unpacking this for us. So
two questions here. Is this in fact the monetization of the president's feed and
and is it totally unusual or are there companies doing this?
They're interesting.
Chat, I'm playing it, welcome to the game three.
None of my friends are on there.
Well, is it out, out or what?
Interesting.
Chat, this is like a...
It's like a horror game, but it's also a very difficult game.
I don't think we could probably finish it today, probably no shot.
Alright, all those lights.
Wait, you're not friends with Foreskin on Steam?
No, why did he play it?
Bro talked about releasing files, but will never release the files he's in.
Was hoping he would promote another stock that he was already invested in a week prior.
Aware?
Pee-pee poo-poo.
Wait, actually?
Wait, actually?
Let me just fix the settings real quick Wow, this is actually things I normally use
dude dude what the fuck I have not used twitch in the last 97 months and when I
check my recent purchases I just see minus five dollars for the last 97
months how do I cancel this scamming system
Earl streams with Jesse when aware
game.
I'm looking at the, uh, the LSS quality on this game.
Ooh, it's not red.
Turn off the lights, my juicer, I need immersion.
XQCL.
Nah, XQCL.
Yay.
That's pretty bad.
Yay.
Chat, chat, I'm filming now, chat, guys.
If you haven't watched the other games,
or I'll let me choose the place I can,
if you haven't watched me play the other games of this series,
you might not get it.
And I might not get it either.
Like, it's kind of a.
It's a it's pretty slick. It's like a skill bae. You'll see though
often as we get into it, but I
Play it's brand new
Probably that's challenging or lead mode
I should like that that there's no easy mode in because the game would be boring if you could finish a game on easy mode
Like it'd be better and jump by the way, you know on this game
There's no easy mode like normal is like normal is very hard and leap is impossible like
Like, if I wanted to describe what difficulties are,
yeah, this is very hard or extremely hard,
and this is nearly impossible.
You have to be like a top human to do leads.
You are Simon Zhao.
Wait, I have to read it.
Oh, is that K-Zoll?
Wait.
I'm trying to put the audio up.
it's chat
I'm resetting
why is this so slow?
I'll turn off my fan
Yeah, excuse me, I couldn't hear because...
Okay, I'm not resetting it.
Chad, the game was really loud, was it nuts?
Yeah, it was mega loud.
You are summons out a degenerate gambler working the night shift at a rundown motel
if you're addiction you borrowed money from one person and now it's time to collect
I got to talk to you come on
All right, I'm putting the papers underneath the door
You didn't give me any rent for the past three months, so you got to walk
Alright.
Why does it move?
inventory.
Okay, Flashlight, classic, classic.
Ooh, fancy.
Any other items that we have in the coffin?
In this new game?
Oh, screwdriver?
Not real.
Oh.
Slice car.
Anything else?
Cheese?
Just a letter from a dickhead landlord telling me I am getting evicted and I don't have time to read it tonight.
Any other items we need here?
Nope.
Had to work.
Yes sir.
Hold on.
We'll need to talk a boy.
We need to talk a boy in here.
Okay, that's about it.
I
Probably
Yeah, that's great
Hello Simon
It's a shame things didn't work out smoothly between us
right now would normally be the point where I do something rash instead as
luck would have it an opportunity arose to clean the slate between you and I
tonight at the motel will be a bit different see I entered you into a
little competition kicking off in all about 30 minutes once it starts your
Your job will be to navigate a big maze on the dark net where pieces of a puzzle have
been scattered.
You can solve a puzzle, can't you sign them?
Yeah.
Find all the pieces, put them together, and you win.
Simple as that.
The catch?
You gotta do that quicker than the rest of the folks playing the game with you.
Now, considering the prize money they're offering, it's likely not going to be too easy.
Plus, to make it worthwhile, I took a bet with the organizers to up my potential winners.
In return, they're allowed to make things a little more dangerous for you.
Don't give me that look.
You're a gambling man.
The odds were just too good to say no to.
Simon, I can see you trying to come up with a way out of this.
I'll save you the time.
Don't even think about running away, calling for help, or in any way acting up.
The organizers wouldn't like that one bit.
The rules are clear cut.
One winner loses, die.
Your wits about you focus up and you could win this thing.
What better prize is there than staying alive?
Oh, go ahead and take a look at the computer.
I hired someone to give you a couple tips
and get the ball rolling.
Is there a?
Good luck Simon.
I just want to look around.
Oh man.
Is there any breathing like thing?
Nope.
Is there lights?
Of course there is.
Oh, oh my god!
Oh, it's Tarkov!
It's the same thing as Tarkov, like, um, look.
See that? Like the body recoils. It's like inertia, look.
Look. So whenever you do a movement, you hear after.
So when I open the door, the footsteps were outside. They were mine.
Hi there, there's Front Lobby. Alright. I'll let you do the tutorial first, shall we?
You have to look at the seat to sit down.
Okay, hi, I'm a rattle from game master
Of course if you friend Wade I'll be offering you a little help. I'm a program that you need to install but that
You'll that the dark web. Okay?
Virt mesh, okay, hold on
After bias
No, they gave me a hundred bucks, okay.
Open the dark drop to download the vert mesh shadow.
Where at?
Dark drop, okay.
Mesh got it.
Um...
Chat, dart, drop. Had a space in it. I was looking for a space, man.
Um...
You heard that right?
Oh, no.
How do I exit this?
How do I exit the mesh?
Okay.
Okay, um...
If everyone's a problem you need to install let me all you dark a net will get down all the instructions
And I'll have documents if you need if I were you
Okay, bang bang
Okay
Shadow fetch that that and then I get that
Wait for the different download documents comments from affects URLs that found our net this program will help you to ever do okay
What else?
Okay, vertmich should affect done it bang bang done finished. Okay, got him inside now. What?
Take this fetch link and file
Dot fetch and put it into shadow
Fetch to download a file to your desktop
Okay, that'll do.
Uh...
Okay,
VertMesh.pdf. At the opening of VertMesh on the network web it will expand before you.
All unlocked nodes can be clicked, left mouse button, and hacked to gain remote access to another computer.
Clicking a hack will open the InjectR tool.
With InjectR you will be presented with a follow grid.
A successful injector requires a valid path from the marked star to this from on the top and marked goal on the bottom.
Each step along a path must all think it in tiles of color. It's a second game. Yeah
Okay, so it's like a it's like an odd even up
I don't go
I feel so routers and shit here.
Only one school with a detergent.
Okay, one school with a detergent.
Okay, I know it's upper.
I know it's up. There's going to be a killer behind his bin,
later on into the game.
So when I get out, I either go back in or not.
You can also run.
Can you lock doors?
Can't lock doors.
Oh, you can.
Um, hello?
Turn the computer on.
Can't go. Go unlock it.
So now I understand how it works now.
I'll just... bang?
Wait, I've read the rest of the tutorial.
Okay.
Bang? Bang. Where am I?
wait
I'm gonna get it
how do you move them?
how do you move them?
Wait, what's with the green?
Wait.
I'm fucked.
Do you have to reset my file?
No.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
What does grain mean?
I think I got it.
That's it, right?
Why not?
Okay, reset.
Okay.
Okay, um, alternate the top coat, I already know this.
Passes every highlighted tile.
Okay.
So it's top to bottom,
through and through, green to green.
Okay, do it again.
What, it was a bit confusing in my life.
I would explain it differently.
Biny, bany, bany, bany, bany, bany, bany.
Finished.
Whoa, mountain minor.
I'm not going to do that yet.
No, that wasn't the long route, that was the correct route.
Mount use a dark web browsing, unmount or restore mounting token add elements.
Mine use dependency, mine with the currency, unmine does not return mining token.
After clicking mount a token, it's consumed a short amount, a short mounting process begins.
Once completed, you can click now, mount the computer, and enter brown and red, this is
actually complicated.
Available mount, might do it at the top right.
Okay, Sunday.
I understand.
Should I hack those while I'm doing it?
Enter.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
I'm the NPTZ.
I'm the NPTZ.
Oh no.
I'm getting busy.
Oh no. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
How do I get out? How do I get out?
Um, here's the first wiki page, okay? Boom, bang.
Okay wiki, notes, wiki, boom, done, finished.
It's another 8 key. So we have to go through 8 key before the end of the night, put it
all into the cryptor, and yeah, okay, I understand this. So we have to find 8 pieces of puzzles
in the people's computers on the internet, and we have to alter everything on the computers
before we get rid of any police. And hopefully not die by the people that are around.
No source code?
Okay, we're looking for codes like I've written the same thing as 1 dots and a bunch of letters
and numbers.
I didn't have to get out of this without it, so that's a lot of links.
Oh, oh, file!
Out, out, how do I get out?
Out, how do I get out?
I'm out?
I'm out.
Good.
Not bad, not bad?
Then vermesh?
No!
Should I fetch?
If you want information on the hacks, you'll need a counter, pay me 5,000, I'll link you a file.
Okay.
Happy switch.
10 bucks? Sure.
Jack, I think I can't mention him really good right now though.
I've paid ten dollars for this.
I know who's coming for you tonight.
Pay me ten dollars and I'll link your file.
Do I pay ten, everybody wants money?
Do I pay my pay?
Oh my god.
Another file.
Let me just look if we're getting attacked.
Another five bucks?
Oh my god.
Are we... Everything costs money!
Everybody wants money, I don't get it!
Umm...
Threats...
How many killers are there?
Okay, this couple...
Appears at a thin air, perfectly in the dark.
They're often together and demand you follow the rules.
Their pose will decide your next move.
If you see from left to right, a shorter woman than the taller man,
shine a light at them for a moment and turn her completely.
Come exactly at ten and immediately turn back around to where the privacy were.
See, from left to right, the taller man,
then the shorter woman.
Do nearly the same as well, but count five.
Observing prey is something they both really enjoy.
If I'm not alone, with either one,
he must follow similar rules, but no longer
need to count exact.
What do you mean?
Once you're close by, only look away.
Once you're close by, only look away.
Chad, is it going to give me a problem if I'm close enough though?
Or is it like the old game?
Like the old games, I need to limit test it pretty much.
That would be, um, now this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this,
Oh my god.
I did- I did- I did- I didn't understand the type of one.
I got it first try.
Okay.
This is too loud.
Chad, this is not okay.
Hold on. Hardly.
Chad, I need to practice in my head, Chad, because these skill checks are like death, like leopard ether.
Okay, okay, taller, shorter, okay, guy, girl, ten, girl, guy, five.
Flash, turn, ten, flash, turn, five.
No, opposites, opposites, girl, guy, ten, guy,
Girl 5
Flash turn 5
Tanner
Always stick with the area you're in because if there's an easy way
To you you'll take a thing at times technology is present can be enough to reduce fun
Use what you have around to look him in the eyes and remove any dreams of ambush you may have had.
Equipped at your desk, there's a panic button. President will lock the front sliding doors shut starting on from entering it.
That's... that is if you hit the button at the time.
There. Here?
Hold on girl guy ten girl guy ten
Girl, die 10.
Hold on, hold on, stop.
If they're so low, it's just activate them, then turn, right?
Okay, I don't want to secure the spot, though.
The spot, no.
Like...
Oh, I can go to the electrical room. Oh, no, I probably need to buy a key to lean.
Like, how do I secure my location?
Oh, okay.
Okay, I think I get it.
Tucker one of Wade's boys who's been put on swings a one-thrill of the hunt he gets him
Be luring his prey to a trap or setting the place off to see a scrambling safety
listening close when reading out to do repairs
With your back turned there may be someone over each other. Here's strange noise. It's best for you to stay still
This boy isn't all quiet though from time to time you may hear an old tune when here caution is
is out through the window. Time is ticking. Search for the motels, lots to find a door with the age of spades, and enter.
I think I'd like to go to see where the door is at.
Car!
Jack, I want to go see you.
Wait, is he random?
I like it!
Oh
Hi Jack
My teeth really
Okay, I'm fixing it
And a decrease in impression
I'm better.
wait maybe that's my first steps
wait there's my own first steps
yeah it was see that
Okay. Okay, ace of spades, ace of spades. There's so many colors. And there are wades,
boys. It's just perfect. There's only one way to beat his flicker's good side, and it's
giving him what he wants because math there. Once you pick up, don't worry about finding
He'll sniff you out when he's hungry
BOOM!
But, I'm not dead?
Wait, Chad did I get checked? Why did I not get checked? No, this is for my death. This
Is there money?
Wait, it's a reset. No, I don't get reset it. Look, it's four sets
Wait, where's the money at? Chad's four sets
Checkpoint every hour
You need red skulls now?
Wait, it's that casting money, is it?
Where is the win?
Where is the chat?
Okay, maybe very rich he resets.
I think that the run over had a bad seed, you know what I mean?
Can I skip?
Enjoy.
Well, that's close.
Hold S?
I did it.
I got to talk to you come on hold s. I did
Some permadette um well the other game had like a very local accomplishment right right
So we're going to do the game 2, almost no big advantage to the game pretty much, I think
it's like 3%.
Am I wrong?
Flashlight spawns somewhere else, you know.
Okay, I see it, got it, next, okay, go, bang, lock, send it, bang, starts, boom, open
Open this up, open this up, ready to buy it, gamble one of these guys, you have to...
Dude, there has to be a win here, what?
Dude, there has to be a win here, right?
Like...
Oh my god, bro.
Wait, I can...
Hold on.
Yo!
Oh, that's bigger!
Not fucking bad!
Let me see that.
Nope, the drain.
Um, they're bad?
Snakes?
Um, snakes?
Where's the bed full screen?
scrolls reds reds reds oh my god where the reds where red is that really wait
Wait.
Red, you die?
Okay, I can't get rid of this.
Okay, let's just solve this, this is not right, I shouldn't have been in there.
Okay, bang bang, boom.
Bing, need you to yes.
Go.
Wait, I'm also out of money.
How's that possible?
I guess I'll fetch your URL.
Wait, Chad, didn't I already know that about this?
Okay, now he's going to give me a bang, an anna, that's my first an anna.
Did I mine it?
I feel like I should get the spaghetti already.
I think it's already too much.
I think it's already too much.
Yeah, I know these are just computers.
I should only do about two pages per.
Oh, I didn't copy, copy, copy anyway, it doesn't matter.
Um, hello?
Um, hello?
Andel.
Mine.
Okay, um, next computer.
Wait, what color is this?
Easy.
First off, let me just check out the actual copy paste.
Okay, we need to remember this.
Check, can I go through this on my own computer?
Probably not, right?
Wait, you sent a message.
Enter.
Go.
Should I favorite it?
Use the 10 button periodically.
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
Yeah, but does that not drain power?
Get off, get off, get off, get off, off, off, off.
Check it out. I think I should unmind this.
Check it out. Should I unmind?
You don't get the tokens?
I did not read about Lucas yet.
You don't have to talk him back for money.
Oh yeah, I forgot I needed the thing, right?
Oh, to check a door, I can just click it.
Right?
It's easier to check like that.
Oh my god, so fucking loud.
Oh my god, so loud.
Yes, way too loud, way too loud, way too loud.
It's it's a new hacks and I've been trying to get
Um, definitely this right and then L shape got it
We need to get off the Zip-A-Zap on mount
I miss some killers. I don't know how they all work.
Should I buy the guy again?
Okay, I'll run it, code, code, code.
Code?
Code?
Code?
Code?
Code?
Nope. Off. Okay, let's go with the vegeterial, let's go with the vegeterial because I don't
know how that works. If you're at a website, you need to read it, click the three lines,
open the wiki so I have to paste every time okay yeah I'm scared okay um okay I
will pay him I'll pay him you know 10 bucks
That is un-boxed. You need the fucking file.
Shit! I forgot. Behind me.
Fuck, I forgot to check behind me. Shit, the breather could be behind me, right?
Or the... an... an... an oracle?
Yeah, fuck.
Um...
Is that Tanner? They gotta kill me?
Really?
Oh, I see them.
I can't, I can't, I can't do this, I can't...
I actually can't do this!
Uh, the El Cater.
I-I forgot how that works.
That one is very easy and I can play for hours.
No, it's whether something, there's a rule.
Whether there's something, something, either click or you don't.
Okay.
Kidnapper.
Lucas.
Lucas, the hitman.
He's closing on you to prepare.
If you notice him, these guys turn off the lights,
keep the doors locked, and look at the place you can hide.
I know how to do that.
Point to green text, if Senko...
Oh, pause, pause!
Point to green text.
If boats in color space bar.
What?
The breather.
If he appears, run away, back towards an area with others.
The presence even if only assumed there will be nothing you have to say I don't have any
What
Are those what other ones
I'm at the motel, okay
Kidnappers that was a prize and keep your back doors locked if headed
Inside, take a good look at the surrounding area for his white van.
See it and you'll have to wait for him to drive off.
Using your eyes alone will often not be enough to spot the vehicle's vision.
Secure yourself early or question every time you walk outdoors.
What?
So before I go outside and shit, right?
I'm scared, I know what I'm doing.
Let's go ahead and head back into the thing.
Did I unmount?
What happened to that old mountain?
I thought I had it saved up.
Fuck.
I think I need to put it on my saved files.
You can hit switch.
How?
You can hit switch like this.
Quick switch this up.
Okay, yeah, you're right.
I think I'm dead.
I'm already dead anyway.
Check how many websites per switch do you use them?
All right.
Aisling.
Aisling.
Wait, is that not my dad?
Dad, no.
Is that what they're not?
I'm always going to be doing flips like that.
You have to.
I kept money there, I'm not making money.
Come on.
Nope, bad, next.
These stages might come online periodically, not intermittently, or whatever, and you've
got to come back at a different time.
Music!
Hey, don't, don't you hear the music?
as a guy this
well
out of the chat i don't know what the what what what is the block me
all
He can only mount two at a time.
Let me in both doors. I can only knock one door, right?
Nope, that one already did it a minute ago.
I need to get out of this one.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I actually can do this.
Huh?
Uh, Jack!
I-I-I-I'm dead!
Wait, no.
Wrong computer.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Wrong computer.
Wrong computer.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I don't know what to do.
Let's go back to these fucking websites.
Buy me, buy me, buy me, buy me.
I'll scan as well.
Find a fetch or a code.
Nope.
You can enter the bottom, I think.
I gave him a chair because there's a killer that hides behind you sometimes.
So I have to do a check whether it's him, is there or not.
If I do, I gotta get him out.
I enter the website, is it not going to work?
Let's get out of this. Get out.
Out, out!
Left to right, from left to right, small, tall, ten, tall, small, five.
There's only one prompt flash out.
You're going solo, you don't flash?
Chat, solo, you don't flash?
No, you have to flash because of whatever you're in the dark.
Flash, but don't count.
Code, code, code, chat, code, help me.
Any codes?
Out.
Rain.
So is there any codes in there or not?
I'm glad I'm sorry.
It's funny.
Please, please, please, please, please.
Cut this out as I work.
I'll have to come back later.
What's going on? Oh, is that?
No! No! No!
Does that count? Does that count?
Okay, does that count?
I'm bad, it's over.
Oh my god, I can't do this, I can't do this.
Wait, did you see that?
Wait.
Um, nothing we can do.
I had it.
Okay, so if it points at double green, check, please, I mean, did it count it up?
code and an incredible site. Did you see it or are you watching the video? That's not
That works. It's random.
What window? What window?
Is that a script?
In the second increment for the first one.
In the first increment or the second one.
Come on.
Where?
Where are you moron?
Where are you moron?
I feel as was it.
I feel it.
ient it.
Gen...
Non..
Out...
Out..
Out.
NO CODE!
Are they...
Are theyугall me?
ARE THEY rampg
Are theyGLl mew?
I'm gonna trust you though, you won't be lying to me and Jack.
Can we go look at the window?
Uh oh.
Oh my god.
I don't know why it triggered me so much, I can't fucking deal with it man!
Ah, my fucking neck hurts too.
I know this works, Chad.
I'll be able to do it.
okay you charge in the middle you charge in the middle and then you go kill the nodes
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that in your hand?
Oh my god, it's so loud!
Just fucking stay right here, it's over.
You know what?
I'll do what the money I'm good at, fuck it.
Unmount, back to main, lock the doors, open the shit up, send it, lock the doors.
Okay, okay, okay, now let's review why this guy kills.
I have to check the rooms, but why though?
Oh, I can't, I can't progress.
Why is this busted?
What?
Guys, who is he?
Chad, who is he?
It's Tanner.
At times, if not as many can be enough to ruin his fondness, use what you have around to
look him in the eyes and remove any germs, dust, and ambush he had it.
Equip your desk, panic button it.
So it was the front door then.
It was locked ahead of it.
That was very unlucky.
So one time that I didn't want to do in front, he popped out and I didn't get it.
That's just real lucky.
I probably need to buy a motion sensor or something like that.
Okay, it's all good.
We'll get some of that.
Yo, is there anything that can fight against a little...
it's a decompiler currently compiler are we gonna number four oh god
That was a good one.
Where it is new?
What do you mean, white windows?
What white windows? I don't know what you're talking about.
It's a little bit like the 5G7 or something.
Big one.
What do you mean, white windows?
You only look up the main door.
Bro, what are you talking about? You're moron.
You're making money. No shit. Wait, was that something in front?
Wait, I think I just hallucinated.
Bottom right. What bottom right now? I'm not done. I'm not done. I'm not doing this.
Codes. Check codes, codes, codes, codes. Nope. I didn't have to get out of here.
So far, so good.
I don't know if there's more that I can do at this point in the gamer.
Never now.
Still good?
Check codes.
If you have any codes, please help me.
Codes or fetch links?
Nope.
Out, out, out, out, out.
Routine, routine checks.
Behind, behind, in the war.
I don't know what I think anyone has zero codes.
I think once I found the code, I think the killer activates.
I think I'm good to not check behind the other.
I don't know what, what, what I'm not, I don't know what it says now.
Ah.
I'm scared about it.
I think that's too good in his game.
I think it's way too aggressive.
The modern for error is very little.
What's on the map?
There's my hand.
I'm not minding, I can't. I can't mind it. I think I unmind it. Cooked. Absolutely
Okay, Alex looks like I'm not this ASAP.
Uh, Tokenine was that... oh god, um... and and... oh my god, more?
I
I
Was the house I
I think we can select our main, maybe.
I don't know what I missed.
I have such a rooms the door unlocked okay I'll be out with you though I feel
like I think this game should lower the sound of the hack a little bit just so
that we can hear other shit because it's a little bit too much like I really
want to do it I can't really unlock and I'm getting my ears blasted out the
I'm getting sent to outer space by this motherfucker. Are you kidding me?
Are you?
Computer auto is in point though, no?
I'm not understanding, what have you said?
It's check monitor.
I can't mine it.
Oh.
I can't mine it. Oh, that's all you mean with that?
Nope! It didn't matter! It didn't matter! It didn't matter! It didn't matter!
It's still there!
Uh...
No money?
I don't know what size this is.
Wait, where are the headphones?
There's no one behind you anymore, and that was just the demo, why don't you buy that?
It's locked.
It's locked.
It's locked, you cuck.
You buster.
I really want to do it if I hear him.
Let's quit there now, that's one time.
You have to search the motel for key random spawns.
If you hear him...
What?
Coz...
Got it.
Lock it!
You're not going to get lost.
Shh.
I have to lock this from the outside.
I have to lock this from the outside.
Um...
Huh
It's jungle Chris is that the damn computer
Thought I know that you know starts to acting up to go outside and slap the box that is acting up
if the box has a red light you're gonna have to unplug the damn thing and plug it back in.
So you have to go outside?
I don't understand!
What the fuck did I do?
Fuck!
What did I do wrong?
I said too long on that side?
Oh my fucking god.
Tucker, listen close when heading under the repair.
With your back turned, there will be something over your shoulder.
Here's strange noise, this is stay still.
Oh, I have to stay still?
old tune. Caution is outwind delta, so you can find eight subspades. I guess. Eight subspades.
D.A. subspace!
D.A. subspace!
We finally get to see him today, right?
That's right, honey. We're going to the city where he works to surprise us.
Yay!
Dad's over there!
Is this the city job you talked about? Who is she?
Where did this crazy woman come from? Let's go somewhere else for dinner.
Why did you do this?
I've had enough of living in poverty with you. Don't ruin my new life now.
Get out of here!
Hold on there, hold on there!
Yeah, I never felt comfortable in here I felt very it's not surprising
No matter if it's an alien
What the fuck is this game?
This is game
What is this game?
What's the fight happening?
Check!
Check!
Check!
Back in my days, we had one camera, multiple content.
These days, you have 10 cameras, no content.
Boom!
Truth, nuke.
Truth, nuke.
Check!
Truth, hydrogen bomb just landed.
BWAAAAAAAARGH!
The Ace of Spades! The Ace of Spades!
OOOOOOHHHHH! Hey, that shit!
Wait, what was that?
Oh god.
Oh god.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Where did he go?
I can't, I can't, I can't do it anymore. I think I'm actually done for today.
I'm actually gonna hurt myself. I'm too jumpy today, I'm too jumpy.
I unplugged my headphones, I tossed it, I didn't know where my headphones were.
Why it I got what did I do wrong?
What did I do wrong?
I didn't do anything
Maybe I need to not move there. Yeah, I didn't move and kill me
Oh, before you do it, you stop and you listen.
I mean, I mean, move, I turned.
Wait, did I look at every site?
Does it randomize after every attempt?
Like, does this just reset?
The doll is safe, no doll guy.
If I die from a doll guy, you're banned. You're banned on platforms. You're banned from using the fucking internet.
Like, your computer...
Nope, no shot. He's in the game, there's no shot.
Zero chance that he's in the game. I'm fucked.
Any fucking codes?
No codes, chat, jab, be honest, the people who know the gamer, is there the doll killer
in his gamer notes?
It's coming.
Find an arpeggio.
I'm wondering if this is randomized.
Like does it re-random every time that I lose a checkpoint?
Oh
Okay, I've got her. I think I heard him on the right. What are you now? I think he's unlocked the door. What are you now?
Good
Lights off and hide and left laundry mats
What did I do wrong?
I had to run but how?
I don't know when to run.
I don't know when to run.
I don't know when to run.
Okay, so if I heard, if I heard the unlock, bang, bang, nope, I'm not fucking doing that shit, bang, bang.
No, he's met.
How do I get that though, man?
How do I buy that?
Purchase of drugs?
I don't have enough money!
I'll have a gamble.
Nope.
I
Yes, I need this.
Yes, I need this.
No, I need more!
I need more!
I think I'll just go back to my room and see what I can do.
Okay, let's go back to my room.
I think I'm sure I'm.
Can I get more?
Am I now safe from him now?
How do I give it to him?
You're safe at one encounter.
Oh my god.
What?
Fuck you!
Dog shit!
Rolled!
On the go, buddy!
That's what I do!
That's what I do!
That's what I do.
Is that... is that re...
Oh my...
Dude, really?
I don't even understand what I'm supposed to do.
I think I need to let him escape the whole thing, right?
I think he lingers.
No, it's not because he's getting his trash.
I think he just, he lingers.
You have to respect the prompt.
Probably because there's killer overlap, I would guess.
And it's made to stall you out.
So if you have another kill at the same time,
you have to do both prompts.
Otherwise, you could just rip it.
Adam, Tyche, and Chad was a bugger.
Oh, it's all good.
Any drugs?
I have a little bit of meth, please.
Nope.
The Ace of Spades.
I don't think I can I can stack matchup
I don't think I can stack it
You're not my typical
I don't know what's going on with me today. I'm so jumpy it actually hurts me. I can't
play the game and reach to jumpy.
Chad, did I- did I spend too much on that side?
Probably right.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, what's going on?
What is that- what is- how?
You're not my typical demographic, but you will do it.
Ah, Chad!
Oh, check the people before leaving rooms.
Really?
Oh, because I can lock the door, Bob, and I would be able to lock the door.
This game is way harder.
I
Just hold for my friend
Shift.
I have to stay in the middle to tank the tanker here, and while I'm charging, correct?
Yes.
The door's too quiet.
The door on the right is too quiet, I can't hear it.
I-I want to know some urgent error for the front guy.
Is that not allowed in the usual?
Okay? Is that not allowed in the usual?
What the fuck is that?
A doctor.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I'm just...
F**k!
No, I don't know how to do this.
I am...
They did it.
Wait, hold on.
I'm good.
I have math, I'm good.
No.
Good, okay, I got it
Yo
That is for sure a bugger, that's for sure a bugger.
I heard it.
How long?
Tony?
Hey, stop following me.
See, I could have died right there, because if Milord was stabbed here, I was dead.
Wait, the key?
Wait, I got hacked again while I was gone.
I'm already four.
I mean, what are you hacking, buddy?
Wait.
Oh
Where? Where?
What?
Is that a bomb?
Brother, did I just get bombed?
Okay, that has to be the bomb maker site then.
Wait, then how do you avoid that then?
I mean, I guess you have to find it?
Should I read the website chat?
Did you see the one side that has the intervention on it?
You can get it down again if there's a way to do it.
Why don't you get it down there?
Hey, my stream was black, right? It was cooked.
Dude, my shoe was black!
Get the bathroom wrong.
Fuck.
One of the rooms that I was beeping at.
Ahhhh!
I
Did that one was took me away that one was absolutely boiled
I'm not for you at the edge you can't do it. It's just too much
The allocator, oh, that's the one with the lines, right?
Wait.
I don't know how that one works.
Yeah, I have to do a good thing about that now.
I need to just deem out this real quick.
So listen until you can pre-mova.
Full green space bar.
green. Oh.
Oh, Arrette!
No, that's better, because I have the best.
No, that's the wrong guy.
No, no, I have no clothes, he won't even have any objective.
I'm fine.
Hello?
What?
Okay, I got it.
Did I just hold it?
Where's my suit?
I got meth, I'm chillin.
Okay. Lucky day for you, boy.
Chad, I should be good for a while, right? No?
If I'm not necessarily...
Okay, I'm getting all the props at the same time!
Chad, I think I need to do this one. I think this one is correct.
I-I...
This one is just over.
Shhh!
Is that it?
So is that the moving out prompt?
I'm busy it.
So, Chad, I'm getting the first met is free.
But they don't have to buy it.
Wow, I got hacked again and I'm gone.
I mean, Chad, I'm getting all the hacks.
chat
this is cooked
this is absolutely boiled
I mean there's no shot
f**k my little gamble to see if I maybe make a big comeback
oh I need to turn the PC off when I want to go away that's why I'm
12x?
oh!
BOOM!
okay hold on
What if I'm back? What if I'm back? Hold on.
Let me show you. I'm just going to give it a now.
Music
Music
Music
Music
Music
exchange.
96 dollars?
Oh my mastermind.
Okay, because we have to survive the rest of the hour then.
What can I do with that?
I can buy, chat with strangers, servers, ping users, sell goods, camera, and apps by
like math, but check every going on and look for math.
Check, could there be more for math or not?
The one for math only?
Adam said yes.
Where's the meth man?
I think I just want to breathe it.
I'm not gonna.
He's not open.
Please, one more hint of meth, and I'm good.
Nope, culture.
key? Oh, what though? Yeah, my pieces probably got hacked by 10 times by the time I'm gone,
I thought I'd go over.
Motel rooms.
I have a noise.
Microwave, I cannot take it now.
Why, that one is closed.
I'm back in my pants, I have to be really bad.
No, catch a microwave.
Why is there a difference?
Where's the myth?
I am fucked!
It's probably a shortcut, this key's probably for a shortcut from behind it.
No!
No.
Bruh.
That's just another key.
backdoor. Do I want that? Wait, what? I got a hack for two bucks. I mean, I'm already
I'm so glad I wasted so much time. It's lose over
I'm gonna buy cameras I'll buy
Drug buy and I'll close the doors
I just found a key this way too easy.
Huh?
Huh?
Who's this CBC guy?
Oh, it's a competition. Wait, I need to buy cameras as well? Oh, yeah, of course.
Dealer ID.
Dealer ID.
Um, Tweaker.
One, two. One, two, one, two.
I mean, I'm good. I mean, this is so over time funny. It's generally just sad how over
He's here! I have the door! What do I do?
He's here! I'm the doorbell in the room!
I turned the lights!
I don't know how to do that, I don't get it!
Between the two rings.
I mean if I were to see it again I would probably get it right.
Fuck!
My house was a good run!
Well it was actually a terrible run.
I don't know who I'm talking about.
I'm sure not because I got lucky with it, but, with the gambling.
Matt, check.
Oh, you're no fun.
Is it you missed buff?
Why you missed buff?
That's buff what?
I forgot the key. I wonder what the keys open. I think it's one of the back rooms. Oh, one
I don't want to lose my access to welcome back!
The bottle had buff.
Wait, didn't I click the bottle though?
Yes?
Baro!
Oh, Crack?
I used it.
I didn't read it.
Oh, oh, I have sharpness now.
It's been for longer.
I could play one-to-one now, no?
I mean, if you want to fuck around, that was really reckless.
Or is the kit?
The buff is a little bit short, it seems like a pretty big detour.
Okay, let's go see what this does.
I
Should I go from the side
That's right, I'm good.
That's right, I'm good.
Okay, do it right here.
All right.
Don't be distracted.
Wait.
I don't understand it.
So maybe now I can unlock these doors with this key?
Yeah, I think that's what it's for, chat.
It locks and unlocks the...
Well, I'm gone, I can lock my station.
Okay, let's just send it.
Come on, give me another fucking 20x.
Oh my god!
What? Wait, that's game. Wait, that's game. That's literally game. Wait, that's, that
way, that's literally game. Now, just survive and I'm good, right?
1.9,000 coins?
Chat!
I have to survive now!
I have no method!
Can we give it all to the people?
OK, this time we buy stuff.
We need this first.
I bought everything!
Okay, where's the chat?
Read on me!
Oh, let me read on me!
It's probably about the Wi-Fi or firewall.
Uh, hey man, uh, I need a little druggy. Ping I deliver. Not enough rep. What?
Uh...
Camera...
out to you 10-10 sellers give it there
How do you buy, though?
I don't have a buyer ID.
Because I need rep.
Where's my package?
Where did I buy it?
I bought 50 inch right?
I bought some shit.
I got it.
You got it.
I got it.
Go ahead.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Okay.
I'm scared. I'm so scared. Yeah, I've got that. I've got that right. It's right. I'll
delivering it one at a time. Yeah, I can't paint it. I probably need whatever I just
bought. I have to get the package to the chat. I have to go for it. No, I'm going to wait
I'm going to attempt to lay all the lever.
It said earn rep fast where?
It's not going to work.
I
Where
Hey, yeah, yeah
Where um
I can't see.
Guys, who's the guy that gets wrecked?
All right, this guy, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Okay, my package is ready.
Can I get away from the rain to stop?
Before? Going?
What's your point, is that, is that the hour?
I'm scared!
What was that?
I have to go.
I have to go regardless.
It's not the PC.
It's not the PC, huh?
I don't have to go to the PC!
What was that?
Thank you, sir.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Say no, booster. Air pods. Press R. Motion is entered. I should have put it at the back,
Camera?
I don't know where to put that.
What?
You fancy the white angle now?
What?
What?
Kaja.
I
Get on
I don't know. I don't
Is that Jesus, baby?
I am toon, I am toon!
He hates the spades.
It's 9.6.
Stay with me.
Stay with me.
Oh, my God.
the
I
The compiler
Okay, so I'm guessing, okay, I'm going to think a while, guess and say, you need two
sensors and they have to be really wide on each side, really wide, if you want to have
a big margin.
The wider it is, like the more you know about where it's at, the more you have a margin
of air like probably all the way down all the way down like sensor at the door
is bad I think my spot was decent he probably spawns in and walks slowly like
like like in the game in the game you probably spawn and it's like the base
off of your sensor? Yeah. The camera doesn't say that this guy just kills. I mean I lost
100x. I mean, chat. I mean, no, no, no, no. Check out, check out, check out what was that?
Check out, check out, check out. Like a 300x total, no?
400, 70x.
Unless...
that's it, that's it. I have I have I have I go to the game.
I can't it's just too much
I'm not going to get in.
Am I going to get in?
Am I going to get in?
Let's charge up.
There's a multi man.
a multi. How can it be this fucking dry? Oh my... I think we should give it a reset.
Wait if you resume mechanically like that is it for is it
It's gonna look foresee but it's all good
She's just a multi.
I died on the journey to run, yeah, but it was not an easy prompt.
In some of the games, you could not have known it.
Like the killer spawned in really close.
Oh, he spawned, he spawned at normal rate, but it detected too late.
I think I played it correctly a bit, didn't I mention that I had it?
I find some multiplicators, man. Wait, are we dry? Okay, I mean, I'm lagging, I need to
game. I mean, I'm having fun like I mean, I have to go back to venue. We need a big multi
earlier
Did these friends are really weird
Jack that was the biggest win on the history of that game low-key 21,000 is
Insane of the $50 bet that's crazy
It's in our red, isn't it?
Multiplicators, please.
man
Oh
Don't lock the doors
I mean could abandon oh, oh, oh, oh
Not bad
the
Increase medical closure.
Oh my god!
I
So shopping
Oh, don't empty it is it like it ourselves
Not fucking bad!
I mean, a big ass multi will change the game.
Oh, I think I need to get the method.
Woo!
ID isn't too heavy with this game player right now.
Excessive core to be so high!
It's all my fucking god!
Um...
Audio?
Um, audio?
Exit.
Okay.
Shit, is it the same bag as earlier?
I don't know, I don't know anyway.
Ok, one more game already.
Let's see if we can get maybe a W.
on repeat. How the mighty have fallen. Is this what modern gaming has become?
Shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
More time? More time?
of
oh my god man this is the greatest one you in the bible man fuck me
There's one more under, actually one more.
One good and they were chillin'.
Motai?
Not a bad hit though.
Come on.
Buddy, just a one, okay, okay, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel
Ok, I feel, I feel lost, A little, I feel lost, I feel lost after that I'll wall, or wall, Or wall take our children, I'm kinda not a real player
Not that angry but, yeah
Maybe she's a little enimation
So what is last world top game?
Sunday.
Where are the multi, did they remove them?
I can't stream it.
If you could watch party FIFA, I'm not getting it, I'm not getting it.
I think the internet itself would go down.
It would crash internet services across the globe and it would go into a worldwide outage
Did I catch
So like one more after this one promise
She actually really enjoyed the game I think it was good a couple bugs here and there a little bit of volume problems here and there nothing
But I think the game is that you good
He says what? He says, um, Tamal's pet will include bug fixes, crash fixes, and lower
in the audio of the initial a hack sound. Thank you man.
Is that it? Is that it today? Yeah, it's just a little bit, it stings in the ear a little
bit. Cause you can barely hear the back door guy, right? But then, but then you get sent
the fucking heaven when you get hacked. It's all good.
Chad, I think the bugs make it impossible to finish right now.
Because you would still have to do a lot of hours of more gameplay
whenever and I had the bug already three times, I think, or two
times, like, you know what I mean?
I haven't.
finished it yet, but so far the game looks good and runs well, challenging and
enough of a step forward to justify the purchase of the third edition.
Yeah, I think it's for you.
Classic, welcome to the game experience.
Immersive and scary.
Trun, first PDF you're meant to download wouldn't download to desktop BigSat.
First one, first PDF you're meant to download. Wait, really?
Oh, I didn't see.
Currently a few bugs, but
They've addressed a day one patch, so we'll see.
I mean, you gotta be honest about it, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Why can't you just turn Cam on and add Thera for the finals?
It's just not great, like I think it's not as exciting, you know what I mean?
It's such a dilutive experience.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's such like a less than the 1% of the experience
of a watch party map in it.
Anyway.
Oh, we can't do Cobblemunk as a server.
It hasn't resend my thing.
Tourlane's album.
I'm not a big Tourlane's listener.
I don't think I would do even a review of that.
I haven't finished decent yet, but so far the game looks good and runs well.
Challenging and enough of a step forward to justify the purchase of the third edition.
Classic welcome to the game experience, immersive and scary.
Very cool.
X.
How do you make an album in prison?
Did they give him like a recorder and he speaks the verses and then he send them over?
What is that?
Oh, is this out?
Outlay.
He dropped today.
I'm going to see some people.
Let me see.
I think it's because he's been woken up by some shit.
Oh, there's another game.
The Rockstar game by marathon, oh, you mean you want to do the thing where we play all the games?
You could do that.
Is this my final runner?
Is this my play?
Yeah.
Is that a squad?
Is this a low?
Yo wanna squad up for this game?
I just bought a copy of this bad boy.
No, I'm there for resetting. Get up!
Oh.
Yep!
Ding-dong!
Ding-dong!
I hurt my hand.
Yeah, if I didn't get it, I'm calling him now.
Oh, is that, is that me to me?
If I didn't get that money, then I'll let me, let me do this again.
Hello?
If I didn't get that one, what am I gonna have to do it again?
Yeah, I didn't see each other's down.
Yeah, I think Steve was seeing each other's down.
If you don't believe I fear you're just a hater.
I mean, I'll try to get me there. I mean, I was gonna play anyway.
gives a fuck.
Not again, Inigo.
I've been with him multiple times, unprompted.
His mom don't like you I know that but I didn't know that his mom I didn't know what his mom
things what the fuck she said on a baking stream what the fuck
what the fuck is it saying all about she said in chat she's as modern what the
Thanks God I'm in
It's timing
Yep, hello
Yep, yeah, this is me. Hello
Yep. Yep.
Hello there Phil Technician. If you were watching this tape, congratulations. You're still alive, conscious, and in possession of company property.
It appears your Apex has suffered a minor operating inconvenience.
Someone called us breaking down. Apex prefers to term unexpected team building opportunity.
First, attempt to start the van. This will run an automatic diagnostic and identify which components require replacement.
Fortunately for you, Apex has determined...
I don't need that, you know, tutorials for fucking rookies.
View your subspecies.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did break it bad, yeah? You like that?
That's good. I thought that the, um, the van breaking down was pretty well done.
It was kind of like, it was spicy enough and it made sense, I mean I didn't think it would
to stop the show, but...
Oh, that looks really good.
Is this Adonie? Oh, yeah, fuck yeah.
Yo.
Yo.
What up?
So, by the way, I think he'd be in first before, but by the way, I'd say he'd be in the case of, by the way.
Just to let you know, by the way, man, I'm not picking sides.
Um...
That was the first fat guy, he was the second fat guy?
Yeah, I'm running out of fat guys, actually. I have two in the chamber, but I think my roster's only at four these days, so, I don't know.
Hahaha.
I'm a little sick right now, bro. My laugh is like, I sound like a smoker.
Well, you're a smoker, but...
Yeah, I'm installing, I'm 80%.
he's not calling me man. Well, he stream sniped me and slithered the other night, now all of a sudden he called me.
That's not true. That's not true. I should probably get in there.
He stream sniped me and slithered, now he called me.
Get out!
Nah, that didn't happen.
Jack, Jack, we ended up in the same lobby as Pure Chance, and I was just playing the game. I didn't even know he was in the same lobby.
I didn't know I killed him. I ain't don't anything I killed him actually, I didn't see it's gonna feel like I'm gonna be killing him. I didn't.
You're just jizzied. Today I actually hit a clip in Slither. I'm not kidding. I actually hit a clip.
Slither IO?
Yeah, like it has to be one of the biggest clips of Slither I have ever seen anybody do. It was nuts. It was like Neo.
Can I see it in the clip? Let me just see it. Let me see it.
Does anybody get the clip?
Like to flex a slither clip means it has to be insane.
No, no, no.
Like, I don't think you understand.
It was just like one play.
It was like multiple.
And also, are you up against bots?
No, it was all players.
It was all servers.
I don't think it's actually, but it's a clip anyway.
Is this like a scripted Nick A-30 video
where everyone felt?
Oh my God, look at that, look at that.
Look at the machine.
Oh my God!
Oh my!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Okay, so you really got nothing on it.
Oh my god!
Oh, you singed it!
Oh my god!
Oh, look at that!
Wow, boosting!
It's a pretty good play, it's a pretty good play.
Let me send, let me like that, send me the video.
Oh my god!
I just pulled a LeBron!
Oh my, I got the shells, I'm not gonna-
Look at you flexing this slither IO clip, man.
Why? Yo, yo, yo.
The innovation happens any and I play.
Whether it's slither, monopoly, or whatever.
I make things that-
I like it.
Yeah, thank you. I also like it.
There's no kind of on it though.
Installed the game. Is there any kind of settings I should do?
Is that?
Is there any kind of settings I should do that you did?
Um...
Piling shaders. It's doing that classic thing where you install the game, but then ask that it actually really install the game.
Yeah, well, I haven't...
I haven't visited yet, but I removed AA, removed NVIDIA Flex, removed Vsync, friend gen off and dialysis off.
I removed everything off and blurs strings there.
I ran the res at 100, but I don't think it's letting me do it.
What is this?
Oh wow, oh wow.
Look how nice it looks at 100 res. Jesus.
Look at the game, not because of that 67, look at that, look at the screen, yeah it's not too bad, but now watch this.
Wow!
Bro is so doggshit at games now that he has to flex slither game to play. How the mighty have fallen.
Okay, I can access my settings now. Say everything you said all over again.
Go to that video.
Hold on one second, it's making me watch this cutscene.
Yeah, I can see that shit.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Okay, I'm in.
Video?
Yep.
Remove, you think?
From the 240, the thing on your monitor?
I know what the monitor is.
My monitor is actually 360.
Yep.
360.
And video reflex, off.
FSR, off.
Yeah.
I hate that shit.
A-A-Off, render res at 100.
And send it.
Why was that at 67 and then balance?
I don't know why.
Probably because it doesn't run nice at 100, but we'll see.
They're trying to be funny.
And then off the rip, I just know this.
Field of view.
There's a field of view option.
And go down to advanced.
Yeah.
Bloom quality.
Any edgy performance at bloom is the ease of relevance, we don't give a shit about that.
Yeah, favorite performance. Volumetric fog.
That's terrible, don't do that shit.
And then also make sure you go to camera and turn off motion blur.
And camera shake.
Now it has been more than four years. Which of your no pixel bands do you think were valid or invalid?
Wait, is it what, the slide?
Yeah.
Camera, there's motion blur and then camera shake.
And then this is just class.
Camera shake, they don't see that.
It's in camera.
And it's at the bottom.
It's called camera shake movement, intensity, damage
intensity, interactions intensity.
No, neither that.
When I put it there already, I always leave camera shake on.
All right.
I'm just going to slow down my mouse sense a little bit.
I just know I'm going to have to.
For various games that have an extremely sharp foliage like grass that's like a like 2d spikes
A is actually nice because it rounds it up and it makes it like a nice bush in games
That doesn't have a very sharp foliage. I don't use a
Okay, how do I join you here? I'm making something right now. I'll make two players max and
and invite only
back
let's get it
not a scary game right?
no no, it's a some friend's love game
my wife is so sharp
it's like a camera footage almost
I invite you
we only have one map
if you want normal mode
you know i don't know so we're going up the we're going up the record
where we have a lot of talking game that's that's the thing
i'm really on this one
yo
i don't know you though
what are you talking about?
uh... input device hello
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hello. Stay one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no headphones.
Yeah, you have no hearing. You only have talking, you have no
hearing.
Yo, you have no hearing again. You have no hearing, you
didn't have it yet. Yeah,
No, but I hear the bound but down you down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but your voice has no hearing. I don't think my room
No, it's on it. No, it's on it
In voice, yeah, that's nice. Yeah. Yeah
There's an again to be
We'll take the defense
Because the main is unplugged, so it always does this shit where it's like GGs.
All the way out put.
Yeah, I think I had an output of them stupid.
Try not to be dumb though.
Oh, I'm sorry, give me a minute.
Because I fixed some settings.
Shall I remember?
As it's a thing that I never heard of, we'll start.
Why wasn't there some bad words in there?
People always put bad words in game lobby, for some reason.
It's like, it's inevitable.
It's like a human thing, I guess.
What can you do?
Yo.
Yo.
You hear me?
Yo.
Yo.
Is he scoffing out?
Yo, you're on the wrong mic, man.
Did you hear me, though?
Johnson, you hear me?
Come on, this mic?
Wait, what?
I don't have another mic.
I hear you, yo.
Okay, we're good on it.
We're good on it, right?
And honestly, your shit just sounds like ass, too.
I think the audio just sounds like shit in this mic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's probably because we're inside indoors.
And look, we're wearing a helmet.
It's my it's my mupple because I had one in the game
What game but yeah, I could barely hear you cuz I have this thing on my head bro. Let's do this. Yeah, figure it on RP moron
It's not that I don't like it, it's not that I don't like it, it's not that I don't like
it.
again yeah your mic is also I mean your mouth is weird too no no it's probably
just the game the core we just gotta get out of here yeah let's get out of here
I'm opening the door man is it better yeah it's a better bro it's so bad is that
for you too yeah wait do all the filters the echo cancel all this I turn
Okay, turn off all the suppressors, does that sound better?
Oh, shit, yeah.
Am I better?
Yeah, way better.
Yeah, you're also way better.
Gee whiz, that was terrible.
Holy, gee whiz.
Oh my, yeah.
What are those settings, man?
Yeah, these are like, they're stored defaults, but like, not well tuned, that's terrible.
Holy fuck.
That was crazy.
okay um so we have some darts here oh i can actually shoot them right here look
wait i don't know what we're doing here turn the key playing darts bro turn the key to what
I
See
Mission
Oh, yeah, I'm checking the top our radar. There is a
Reclaimed joking
I'm going to buy a granola bar.
If I didn't turn the key, I wouldn't have turned the key.
Probably at the house.
Did I see it?
Oh wait, it's a house?
Is it a little house?
I'm going to turn this key.
Let's get out of here, bro.
I'm going to turn this key.
Let's get out of here, bro.
We have to move out of this one, huh?
This doesn't look good at all.
Wait a minute.
Engine check?
Oh, it's on.
Let's go.
Our engine's damaged, man.
We can't move.
Change fuses.
Kill the coolant.
Do we have that?
Yeah, we're going to have to have some of that at least.
I mean, in a moment.
Oh, maybe we got it.
We're going to loot it.
Oh, maybe we gotta go loot it.
I think it's one of those things that you have to look at the, um...
Don't touch that, don't touch that.
Maybe we can break into these people's houses.
Yeah, maybe get some of their items, yeah.
Hello!
We're here for some items.
Oh, I got some tokens here. Oh, we have to loot them.
Yeah, she's still there. Shit.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I found an Apex token. Fuck yeah.
I might loot it.
Hey! What did I do? I said it!
Alright then. Get in here. Get in the closet.
Oh, windows.
And it broke.
go go go go how do you open the doors I use my key muscle oh oh with the
Wait, maybe we want that, maybe we can get it for home.
I'm gonna leave it behind.
Let's go.
Maybe we break into the cars.
Nope.
What did all the people tell you? I don't understand.
I think they escaped, I think the whole point is that they escaped because it's a totendo.
Maybe war stupid I got tokens
Wait now we could probably bring into the cars with the door right
Can actually rich by the way, oh a newspaper
paper
to hood
call it a little bug in the van
oh
tie it back
okay okay
open it open the garage
flashlight
uh... no we already have one of these
um
i'm gonna try to use this on the car
Yeah, but we said there's some cool ants!
If we gotta move, man, we gotta move, we gotta move, what happened to that?
Um...
NO!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Uh, crowbars don't work on nit-stools.
Okay, um, I know that the problem is that I don't know how to put stuff in the box.
I mean, I already put something in there.
I don't know how I did it.
Um, okay.
You probably eat the way it works because it's not connected the last while I see.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know what I don't know why you didn't use umbrella.
What's the point of this item?
I don't know. We gotta move.
It's storming. I think it's any of the worst stuff. We have to move.
There's a whole asterisk here.
Is that bugged?
It's definitely in here, right?
This has to be it.
Oh!
Dude, wait a minute.
Stay in, stay in, stay in.
I think this is bad, I think this is bad.
It's right over us, it's right over us.
And it's heading straight towards us right now.
We're good, we're good.
You might be popping over us.
You might not pop.
You pop, man.
We're good.
Look, I cannot pick it up on the ground here, like, I don't know about it.
Oh, the cool light is stuck! I got it, I got it!
I got it, I got it, it was stuck, it was stuck, I got the cool light!
Hey!
I got the cool light, I got the cool light!
Got it.
Good.
Now we need, um, oil.
Yeah, we need oil.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it,
It's a little bit of a problem.
Yeah
Yeah
Sorry, I had you cut off.
Your mama.
No, no, you cut up when you were speaking when you were talking.
Over.
Where are we looking?
Roger that.
Do we need more wheels at all or not?
Uh, hello?
Need to fill that. We need the fuel.
So it must be at that gas station. Roger.
Is that all I need fuel?
Okay, we need to move over, but I'm not over, hold on.
Oil, oil, I don't have it. I'm at an oil shop, there's no oil.
I got it, I got it!
I got you, I got you!
I
Pocket radar
No
Are you okay are you okay?
I'm a medkit stay still I'm gonna come get you
Where are you?
Where are you?
He said he found a fuel, right?
I'll be right back.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no!
I'm in it!
Okay, there's a guy there, there's a guy there.
Nope, nope.
No, no.
Chao, now throw out one more, Clayton, before the M5 comes in.
Oh, I've got him dead. Let him go with me.
Dust me. Dust me. Dust me.
Dust me.
Ah!
I don't know.
It's him.
Hold on!
I don't want you to see that man.
Yeah, man.
What's blue?
Why is it him?
What's blue?
I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's
going on here.
My radar, no!
So where's the fuel?
Well, nothing is ahead of us.
I'm on my way home.
Well, not sure does he have it. I'm not sure at all.
No? No?
We're good. It's over.
Do we check the mini there? We check?
Check the mini there, Jack!
I'm lying, I'm so worried about it.
I'm down there, I'm gonna make it.
I'll do this
This is good as for you
I love it. I'm gonna make it home
Fuck all mouths
Open the door give me that
No, the set?
I'm not gonna collect them all.
Yes, garage!
No?
This is the city, this is the city, this is the city, this is the city.
Wait a minute!
Where's the diffused one?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
I can make it, I can make it!
Oh no!
I
Like this I am coming so young so good
Yes, I'm going for you
Is it
He's fire at the gas station!
I'll come for you!
Wait, am I going to the droplets?
The bunch of
insolent and they should have a demo
to
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Where are you?
I'm lucky.
Is that okay if we can also try again?
Um, so, yeah.
I don't even think my body was findable because that thing flew me like 5,000 miles away.
Oh, okay. Oh, I guess it can only be deepfived if you die from damage, not from sucking.
Yeah, unless my body stays where I got sucked, but you were next to where my body was sucked right here.
Alright, it's okay because I wanted to lose so I could do that at night. Let's do it.
So yeah.
Alright, turn your radio on, flashlight on, radio on, and we send it.
Go! Come on! Radio.
Bro, where I go? Okay. Turn the key.
Uh. Testing one, two, one, two.
Hello? Hello?
Yep, you were coming through.
Fine and dandy just had to turn the key here.
Ah, we're good.
I will be getting the requirements for the core.
Maybe I venture off early into the place that probably have fuel at the garages.
I have a, I've retrieved a tire, over, and I got fuel here.
Fuel can.
All we need now is fuses and oil, and we should be on our way.
Didn't quite catch that over.
What did that say?
Sorry, I was locked in.
I have a tire, we need, and all fuel.
Over.
Yeah, radio was off there for a second.
We can go ahead and run that back over.
If you get thrown, you can find a body on the Doppler.
Okay.
Alright, man.
Just have some new transition came in.
If you get picked up by the tornado, you need to find out about the Doppler.
Over.
Negative, over.
Roger that.
Over.
Negative over
Also fuck you over
I'm gonna need a also a scissor jack over
It's coming in.
It seems to be coming.
Yeah, I got it.
Get inside!
We need a scissor jack over
Where?
ShadowV there, I want this.
Where are you over it?
Don't be in the garage, over.
I seem to have made it.
Yes, yes.
I seem to have located a scissor jack over it.
I will start repairing.
I will need a fuse and an oil.
What was that?
As the rain! As the rain!
AHHHHHHH!
Do not go outside over!
Um...
I need to get an umbrella.
Do not! I repeat, do not!
Try to go into the sewers.
Over.
Okay Roger over it's so many outside don't go to it
What's that I found a jack I found a jack I'll I'll have one
Need to use this and oil man
I'm being pulled aside!
Are you okay?
Ah!
So far I'm in a yellow house for me!
This is no good!
We still also need cool land and more fuel!
Why is it only hitting me then?
But I'm getting dismantled then!
I have to make a move, I'm going!
How am I going to have this to my house?
I have to take a plane!
I don't feel too good at all, and the rain is still pouring.
I can't see a gorge on the plane.
Yes, up close.
Yes!
You're- you're what Roger?
So I status, I need to fudge it.
Status?
He's not telling you where he's at, man!
I saw a big rammer.
What's that?
Did I need to get?
What, eat? Is eating good for you?
Too lazy, where'd they go?
Toolbox, I feel like I need that.
Why do you always leave me alone and die, man?
I need you man!
I can't do it on myself.
You know, I might as well follow me here.
Yep, as I'm at you.
I can't see a gosh darn thing.
Where's the good stuff that I need?
I'm not gonna make it.
I was never told, man.
I'm done.
What did that say?
What did the devs say?
He said he doesn't fuck up.
He said you suck, okay. I mean, that's not how I mean...
You don't fuck you.
I take that?
Hold on, I'm not gonna get...
Yeah, I think I think we gotta add a be together or give us updates on location
it
Yeah, but also let me tell you I didn't know about the acid rain right so I was stuck in
a house the entire time and I couldn't leave and I have an umbrella so yeah me too me too
Yeah, yeah, it's like places that don't kill you in it. Uh, let's let's do it. I didn't even know also whatever we did spawned like three tornadoes on me
Yeah, that was only one last time that was like nighttime. Let's just do that time
My camera was like 60 pixels. Yeah, we we might have to stay together
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. We're just watch the Odyssey absolute cinema
Let's just clear, like, side rooms to go like...
You all right?
Yeah, I just got to turn the key real quick.
Wait, this one we get a free scissor jacket.
Wait, what the heck? Yeah, what the heck?
Thanks, Debs.
I think... Okay, everything looks good, so I'm gonna go right now.
I think I know where the fuel is.
No, no, probably not central, so I have no shots.
wait that's a bad seed why it's pretty good why
radio check
radio check more on over
I'm trying to get something, I'm trying to get something, I've got nothing.
Think I'll do it.
Fuses, yes.
Over.
Yeah, over.
I found some coolant, over.
Roger, I have fuses, over.
portable conductor for what's for though maybe you can open some some some doors
with it
Let's open the front door.
Don't do these go inside of the driver seat?
Chat.
But no, you need to revert the fuses, why is it a prompt?
No, it's not a change of fuses, I'm stupid.
Yeah, I was going to know how to change the fuses.
I found the fuel.
You got it, the fuel's over?
Oh, I got it.
I have to have my hands empty.
I'm coming back over to the vehicle right now.
The fuel's finished over.
I just need a tire over.
And some fuel over and some oil over
Also check the message boarder see what we need extra
Hey, I see you man
Good ladder
Me don't me you don't you don't me
What are you doing like that?
Over.
That's a big ah-hom.
That's eddy max.
That is huge.
what is that what is that can you get that quickly quickly i hear coming i hear coming
we already have that
now okay the garage items are always going to be in the garage that's what i'm noticing i'm good
Do we need tool box, don't ya?
It's a titer.
Are you sure about that?
I can't parkour
Dude
Was that
I'm ready.
I don't know if that's going to be...
...available here in one proper.
Should I do the headlatch at my inventory all together?
The Odyssey?
I
Live over
Okay, I have the fuel and a toolbox
Okay, we need more, I think.
Could be wrong, though.
Okay, uh, good, then. I'm coming out with a tool kit.
I'm gonna get him again in a minute.
I'm gonna get him again in a minute.
I'm gonna go to my house!
I'm also in 7th house right now, being another one of those foreigners to Korea.
I mean I'm coming out. I'm new at water tower
Is that a car?
I'm here
I just got tired really hard, man.
You're going down.
I'm going to be low on spam chats.
How do I get in?
Do we have a new tire over?
I'm at the truck, there's a big one, tornado! Over here!
We don't have much time over.
One more, okay.
It's at the car over.
I'm in the garage in front of the door and I might get slipped away.
Uh-oh.
I'm still on the tires, but I will say that was the gas within the same spot that the gas was in the sun.
I'm still on the tires.
Dude, we have nothing! We have nothing!
I found a tire! I found a tire!
Good, over.
I'm going to stop my search for the reference stuff.
No.
No.
I also have a tire!
Are you sure you have a tire over?
Are you sure you have a tire over?
I
Have to do my best first
Right next to their car over
I'm not sure if you're ready for that, no, no, no, it's already on, it's already on it.
Oh, where's the coolant at?
We don't have it yet, you said you had it, over?
Yeah, it wasn't in the same spot I thought I think the wind took you.
Okay, we have to find another one.
Wait, we have to open three doors?
Wait, open doors or do we go by ourselves?
Wait, it's...
So what do we need?
So what do you think?
What do you think?
I'll find some!
It's way too much poison, not the way ahead, I've got no time!
There are poisoners, this is where we're in and we're good to go!
No, there's two more tests, so we're through two tests. I think we need more fuel than it'll be.
I didn't see another spot with the OR.
I'm going to the main road.
I'm going to the main garage at the end of town.
Oh, it's extra task.
Okay, yeah, it makes sense.
I'm at the oil store.
I got some more fuel so I'm going to top this off.
No oil in the oil store.
Gosh darn it.
I have oil!
I'm coming over!
I'm coming!
I have oil, I'm coming over!
I'm coming!
Someone hit it for me, I'll make it!
I'm safe!
Come on, you're coming at the fourth box.
Whoa, listen we have to be gone by point four. Like at point three you can barely move it.
I can make it!
I
Was it
What is it? I don't get it
By
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, game like this is gonna be easy for pros like us. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, we didn't do the mission though, but it's all good
Well, yeah, I saw other places to crowbar. I think it was the bunker in another door
We're gonna do all of them this time though.
Oh no, the other map is not available yet.
Oh, one level over here, level 3.
I think we do missions and we get more levels.
It's not scoring us.
boom um I just got a double bullseye no I did watch it look from this far watch
watch this yeah oh my god watch this what the fudge this one
Oh, dude.
Did I just bullseye?
What?
Brother!
No, you're not handing this up.
You got it in the wood.
Oh.
You okay?
Okay.
No.
Here.
Nope.
Nope.
You're gonna really dodge this.
Okay.
Nope.
Nope.
So you are ass, Mub!
Damn, okay.
Okay.
Got him!
I have to go. There's no more.
Catching fire?
I don't care.
Yeah.
I don't mind.
I don't know how, um...
Oh, yeah, five to Asher tonight.
Do you have more questions tonight?
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What do we get for free this time?
The task is going to be to get Apex document and tape.
These are easy to find but they can be a little tricky sometimes.
So I'm going to go get some fuel, bye.
Oh well all we do is fuel and cool and it's so easy.
What?
And oh two tires, no, no it's disabled.
It's too tired, but I have the new paper.
Wait, is this not document?
Oh, it's difference.
Wait, is that document different?
I thought it was document.
Got the fuel hose.
And I got the coal light bulb.
Now we need a jack a toolbox and two tires
Bandage
So good
I still get over
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
So they're deforming, they're regular LWB.
Fountyre!
Staying over.
You got a jack in the B?
Are we good? Are we good? On the fuel? I got fuel as well here. Over.
They're good on the fuel. The unicorn is being tired.
Um, I have one over of a tire. You need to also jack and...
I love you bro. The GoTexCube CLO.
Where's the thing that was another here?
I have to tell you I'm coming in.
Oh we're safe.
Oh, we're safe, those guys, we're good.
We can rest and chill.
Okay, yeah, we just need the two tires, our cool one's good, and then we got to collect
Apex stuff.
Where am I going?
Turn it on, mate.
That's it.
I
Don't know me
Oh my god
It's me, sin, sin, sin, sin, sin!
You just get the fuck out of me.
Yeah, no shade, you too, man. Dude, I did it, I did it, I did it!
I think we're good, bro.
No, no, no, what?
Yeah, it's gone. It's behind us now.
Go, go, go. My tire's probably gone down.
There it is. Good.
My tire, man!
Found it.
I got it.
I found it.
We have two.
We're good.
I'm gonna put the tag in the car so that it doesn't just fly away.
Game blasted?
What the fuck is happening?
Hassan has entered the lobby!
We need the jack
We need jagged to a bus, man!
We have it here, Captain.
I'm over here.
I'm on fire.
I'm on fire.
I'm on fire.
I'm on fire.
I'm on fire.
Where is the garage?
Where is the garage?
Where is the the garage
No Jack
Where's the jacket where is the jacket?
Oh, no, I can't, I can't, I'll break it.
I'll be okay.
No. Is he dying?
Is that a summer?
Spanner's over?
Spanner!
Okay, okay, the main problem is where are the defense in its own way?
of
the
of
the
of
the
Here I am.
Okay, didn't make it though.
I'm not stopping.
What's up?
Water tower there, right?
I
Said they did this and we said what?
It's a box. I have it. That, that, I mean, I think they, they, they made it, I mean,
they solved it, right?
Wait, I had it, I made it into a go chat. The chat was right here, no?
I'm not sure what it is.
It's a blue box.
Hello, I re-subscribed.
Put it, put it!
Put it, put it!
No, my tires! Are they gonna go away?
I am the storm that is approaching.
It's capping!
Dude, it's shoreline again!
of
of
the
death
of
the
of
one
Well, bang.
I can save him.
I'm so hungry.
Wait, I don't think I can actually calm my death, because it flew me off the map.
Yeah, yeah.
Out of the void.
Wait, was it that far away?
Yeah, I went miles.
I think the way it works is when you're outside, the tornado chases you.
Oh.
I think so too, because whenever I was in the car, you see it kept wiggling in and out.
I actually like this game.
I think this game can use probably a little bit better progression overall.
I think it's very abrupt.
It's like, you have everything instantly, nothing is locked, everything is all there
on the first time instantly.
And then there's not much else.
But I think it's good though
Sometimes I was like progression or different stuff be nice. Oh, I'm just ordering a burger
You like pickle on burger
Yeah, but I'm not like a big fan of like a McDonald's pickle or something
I like a snappy pickle like almost on the verge of being a cucumber kind of pickle. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I like when it's like a slab like I when it's cut side I like when it's cut sideways
All the way across and it's pretty slab because it's if it's a good if it's a good deal pickle
But you want it like you want to taste it. You know, I mean, I mean, that's what they do with Cubans
Yeah, it'll be like spears kind of or like or like
Um, rectangle, like kind of like a rectangle.
A Cuban?
Yeah, you ever have a Cuban sandwich?
No.
What?
Wow, you don't say that.
You might be the go-to.
Yeah, you're a fucker. I'm out. I'm out.
chat I like getting games feedback just off of my thoughts okay and I mean this game can
use a little bit of a like some things that you can't do at all unless you have that progression
right or maybe you can find on the ground and keep them and it's like oh I have this
I didn't want to lose it that thing um
You know I mean um
Like a wonderful like variety of like things that you gotta do and
Maybe hazard like different type of hazards that I don't know
And they cool to have a portable you drive off as well
It's not for release again. Yeah, I get it. I mean, it's still on the shop.
If your game is on the shop and it costs money, I will review it as a game that's on the shop
and costs money. I think it's perfectly fair. It's how I view games. I never, ever give
Games a shield of early release beta if it's a if it's on the shop and it's paid product you get reviewed
Just to full extent. I mean
No, I mean
Game is pretty good fun with friends for
while for sure. Graphics are cool and experience is very immersive. Implit is interesting.
Interesting. Downside is lack of progression, none, and lack of variety in objectives and
and events can feel repetitive.
I give this game in its current format a solid 6.9 out of 10.
Well, 6.7 is a meme.
6.8 doesn't feel like it's on points.
And seven feels like it's too much.
Six, seven, six, seven.
Looks like I'm trolling, I mean, I'm not.
The outlast DLC, outlast DLC.
Our last trial DLC?
Oh, I'm a minute. So I was in. You're good. You want to play something? Yeah, I'll play
something else. That airplane game was pretty fun, but it's not out yet. Oh, I know. Yeah,
that's going to be good. That's like literally the definition of a game that we play. Yeah,
They got a little bit of flak for some questionable name on their thing, and people are like,
I think people are a little bit performant over it, but I think it's a fair criticism.
Wait, I sent you a game. Did you see the game I sent you?
No, XQCL.
Just see what the fuck?
Hey, you got a different fucking time.
I don't fucking know, man.
Grand Theft Timeline.
Yeah, did you see the first one it was?
It was you were at 9-11 and you got a change on 11
Dinosaurs
It's a change in nine like way no shot is that what I was up to the game. Yeah, look at look at the first
Yeah, in the second in the beginning
What what if you what if you like playing with we find them some he's like it like in the plane and you're like
In the fighter jet and you should have to try to help and change the
Yeah, I mean
What's a little bit concerned, but I mean
Some movies and games always have a little bit of, as long as you're being respectful you can kind of, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean they got like the Titanic.
Like they make movies where they change timeline, like let's say in those bastards, like if it's done right you can approach the topic, it's fine.
Um, okay, let's see here. Let me look into the database of the dog shit games real quick.
I think DVD could use a completely, a completely refresher.
Like, fuck everybody who plays the game, fuck everybody who was mastered the game,
of the game, just re-release the entire game with like, maybe a new, like, a new graphic
method, like, um, new characters, remove dog shit, like, remove bad characters people
don't like, and the guys people don't like, re-haul the whole system, you know what I
mean?
Like, just, just, re-do the whole thing, just for fun.
What about this? I haven't seen this before.
This came out two days ago.
Okay, so we have a bunch of customers waiting.
Yeah, we need to cook.
Uh, so he wants to have these deluxe, grape, and some fries.
I did not recommend the burger.
Alright, now let's do some chatting over.
Okay, happy Deluxe is ready.
Almost done.
Okay, we played this game already like four times in different
Not I'm just saying like what I like we played is exact like game for me that act four times
Another one I sent you it's like a story mode horror game psychological horror
in discord.
Next reviews is not fantastic, but we'll see them.
Bro, yeah, I mean, we gotta make our own reviews.
True.
For the reviewers.
True, actually.
That's like an ambitious project, huh?
It's a four-person co-op form for group.
I
Don't have work today. It's the weekend. Yeah. Yeah, the time of the night state chapter. I didn't enjoy it
I only get the high four. I really don't don't see it
I don't know about you, but this game doesn't actually look terrible to me.
It looks ambitious on a project.
Yeah, it looks ambitious for sure.
You know, I'm not all about back
sort of play this games like some
So it's almost like some D&D shit like for the king
Like for the king or whatever like like I feel that they're like oh brother. I'd love to play that
I think about hours I have on that game. Oh
yeah, I wish it was like a hybrid of like a
like slate of spire like for the king slash
Um, darkest dungeon, you know, I mean like well these games I actually enjoy these games these days
I think they're really fun
Well, they may yeah, but I don't really dungeon. That's it. It's fucking hard as
I hope you're having a good night. I haven't heard about this dungeon before the king. I have seven hours left
52 months and you've always been my favorite streamer
So glad that I found you and I wish nothing but the best for you
Not forgetting you chat. You guys are the best chat on this platform
XQCL
And this game just I'm not even gonna recommend that one. What we're gonna
It's just fucking sloth say I shit
It's a minute. I mean just play it off myself
I just I just like it. I mean because I ended up playing satisfy
I didn't have a fucking crazy amount of hours in that game. I mean I have it on the phone
Like I'm mobile most of my most hours like I have 200 hours in the new game and
And I have fucking hundreds of hours on my phone
Our world's got five hundred twenty thousand players on there right now
Guys, um, yo, yo, yo, I'm message in 20. I'm like four characters on all the album
I'm not getting I made one on all characters. I'm gonna show you because phones at 1%
I was doing the daily every day and I was in top ten
Don't I don't see it
It is it is pretty fun. I found to be so so much when I put it
I
Get this
No, this it's like a met like someone made mega-bong
The co-op, but it's like different can you play a game that isn't complete on shit. Thank you excuse yell
Play two new good new games. Yeah, folks. I'll do
bitch
Suck on my
So good
I saw an asset and I want to go with it and I was like where am I going with this?
I had no idea where to go. I was at a blank
I think you made a good choice
My sausage look at look at the game. I sent you
Not too shabby lab though
Let me take a lookie. Hey, mr. Cowell just got laid off from my job while on vacation for my b-day
The land is like a megabomb of like different...
Are you hiring XQCL?
What's going on?
God reaches the walls with heroes to find...
And there's always like...
Okay, here's my odd taken.
I think that best of ours was good, right?
And it sped out a lot of variants of the same genre a bunch of times.
And like every other genre, there's always only one really good game
that comes from that from an emerging genre and that was mega bonk like yeah
that my survivors mega bonk like the beginning of something the kind of
end of something that's gonna I see it a little bit like um yeah I know
back at this co-op to the side.
Oh, okay.
It's not too shabally qualified.
Where's the rain?
The gloom has spawned.
Hello, X.
Where's the rain in the single?
Playhand simulator, Sniper 1, V1 with Jesse.
Also, you're falling behind on the minecraft speedruns.
Frank, what's that?
Why do you always wait a year to tap into the surface
and sweep you in the mud?
in the back that's inside my ear drums. What was that one?
League of Legends ranked, Counterstrike, Valorant, Rainbow Six.
What game?
League of Legends ranked? We can play together.
I reset the thing. No?
I mean, like, classic league come out.
I don't think we'll do that.
Wait, really? I want to tap into something slightly wrong.
Oh, and PDE. I have a PDE account.
Oh, I want to PDE.
Alright, alright, it's all good.
Well, I don't want to be rude. I'm gonna hate PDE shit.
Chats and Decks.
Yo, two zombies. I just watched the video.
Do you want to put them in?
I don't have a PlayStation.
Why would I buy a PlayStation?
For what?
Anyway, so I was checking my phone, my Spotify, my phone.
I wish that they added the mantra girl on Spotify 2.
Like, it does my favorite character.
Yeah, we can check, League.
So, uh, Rainbow Six, I always want, I mean, I was always down to try it.
Man, I was going to keep it real.
What's that?
I was always down to try Rainbow Six.
We just never try, or didn't it destroy your PC actually?
No, which I didn't, I, I think it was kind of gone bored now.
No, I don't think we were going to play with Greek.
We could never got an account.
Oh.
Yeah.
the king and the victims bro put them quick you'll get mad okay okay
if we can cue in league I mean like so wait your emerald still says your emerald
well you're right and I'll see you
I can't join you what?
can't join you, we got it
wait a minute
hold
no!
no!
no!
No!
Well one other.
Because I'm fucking shit man, I'm gold one.
Well how much does it need to play?
To play for you with me?
If I'm emerald 4.
Don't you have to just do one rank only?
Yeah but like that's like 5 games.
How can you not get one rank?
Bro what do you mean 5 games?
It's 3 games.
I never played games solo.
Yeah, is that a two, three games?
Um...
How about I just find a plat account?
That's mine and that I...
What's arena?
What's arena?
Is that a thing?
Arena range?
Oh yeah, but it's 3v3v3.
We need one.
Or we can just have a random.
I'd love a random.
I just go in and that's not the game. It's just fun. What is that bro? We used to we used to farm this
This was our thing. I mean we play it whenever at least we were the first on the plays game. I
Never stopped playing that right though. Is that right though?
There is like a like a built-in hidden MMR. Let me give you the website though
Like I got all I got everything brown. Oh, wait. This is not right
It's like it's own little like hidden ring thing. No, but mom bro, really?
Yeah, I sent you the thing. Why don't they just add ranked? Why don't game is just add ranked?
up little is here something to you invite
Drag him
All right, slow it up
I bet
Okay bet
I'm level 11. I'm not trying to flex or nothing
Yeah, that's how many games that I'm gonna get is that it's pretty decent amount
Yeah, is that a lot of games alone?
Mike flex six seven when was that that's not last month
But why don't you just play just play one only one character in ranked and just just make sure you climb with it
Like you like it's easy. Like you be surprised how easy it is if you lower your chat your chat pool to like two characters
It's so easy.
I'm actually not shit though. The thing is I don't have the patience.
Like I'm actually... I've been playing this game forever. I got 100% ranked up.
You've already?
I just don't have patience at all.
It's actually kind of boring, like the SyllaQ.
What do you mean?
It's just kind of boring.
It's four games and you play the same guy four games, four times.
What was it?
It kind of is.
Polo scuttle Krug. What is that?
That's that's our team. That's the teams
We are
Raptor or that's like it's five teams
There's six teams well, that's fun actually hold on. I know it's gonna be fun. No
Yeah, they they made this shit. They made a difference instead of Tuesdays. Are we going brave or I'm not going brave
I don't give a fuck. I'm taking a character.
What do you mean, brave? What do you mean?
Like bravery, if you go it, you get an additional stat and bonus gold.
But what's bravery though? What does it mean?
It's a random.
Oh fuck, I showed bravery, I don't give a fuck.
Oh, what the fuck?
Did I play a lot of shit? I played a lot of good things.
Oh, I was bad rating, but...
You used to sit there and abuse Jacks, I thought you were just picking them again.
What's flea?
Ghost.
getting a short resume while running away from any champions
so not not towards them right it's that goes all the way out
you just click it it's just goes it's just
yeah I braved it
and then you get flash every other round
wait did everybody brave up?
holy shads I like that
that's fucking shad
use that site it's so easy to understand
I'm actually good at something. I'm actually good at it.
What am I?
I'm just, I'm just fine. I'm just fine.
I'm just very good at thinking through it.
Well, I mean, she's more of a, she does good at mid range.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Um, I ran down.
Luton is not one of the mids that does it terribly in mid range.
Like, mid or close range?
I mean, you don't want to be there, sure.
But if you are there, you have options.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to like go extreme tank, I guess.
You guys don't have a tank here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
This is the beginning.
Same in the O2S, we pick our thing here.
Gang, you're on the way fair.
After number three, first one doesn't,
it's an invisible until you move it.
Bullshit.
Use your re-rolls, it's fine now.
They changed the,
Increase feature, I meant something by one tier.
So are you protected?
Oh, I like, I like three.
I like this, this is cool.
I just got this.
You have to buy boots over here?
Yeah, they remove the starter item.
Oh no, you don't have to buy boots. You could not buy boots and go straight Anvil.
And then Anvil eventually when you buy an Anvil, it's a awesome item that increases all your Anvils.
Well hold on, what's my one?
I just anviled him, what was that?
What is that?
That's the thing you got in Bravery.
That was your reward.
Oh, lovely.
I think one was where they get that too.
Oh, there's a jump.
I picked 2 HP.
Instead of... what was your 3?
No, no, no, no, no, it was...
Fuck it, fuck it, come on.
Is this right to my register?
Just make sure to keep the flowers real scared.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my, I'm kind of cooking.
Yeah, we're doing good.
Is that a gun?
Yeah, it's a flower cup right. Let me grab one.
I mean...
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Ellie you got to stay on it for a while, but I thought you knew that and also I was looking at Pluto
I'm not gonna lie
Just kind of
I mean, you know cuz I got stamped pink to it like I thought I had to start it like it was like a
Like you lose the game of the way like I didn't know what to do. I guess I'm thinking really
I don't know it when it comes up. It just pings it. That's not even me. It's just the game doesn't
So the loser will you know what?
Yeah, we lost
No, we're good. We got we got this. Oh wait, this sounds much better. Refreshing ultimate?
You can believe this when you say ability haste
Okay
Shit
Oh dude, that's crazy
I have to
Okay, my bellies do double hurt now.
Make sure to first time me by Leondrys.
It's bad?
Apparently my old double was better, I think I agree with that because of our comp, I
agreed for sure.
so we have a way of uh...
i'll see you there
you guys go bottom right flower
He's gonna resist to me. Oh, no
Nice, what do people do they do all of it? They follow you. Would you hit it?
Yeah, you break them and if it in it whatever direction you kill it in it falls in the opposite direction
Have all the water use it. I mean I I didn't whoa
Get me on there's here you sure yeah, yeah, because it that's what you're that person out of item you got
Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah
So
What makes it what makes it what makes the two go up a
Does the size of the circle so now hit hit something and you'll see the circles even bigger on the floor
So burn items
You like hit something and they see that circle is bigger now
and then we need a lot of circle
What circle?
This thing over when they step in the circle
Yeah when they step in the circle
Any burn source okay
you
you
you
you
you
You
Attack range that that's for complete dog shit unless I unless I have like some sort of much being built in but I don't think so
I should use black right or it's not right
Because it's a burn it yep, absolutely
Uh
Do I jet yeah, that's what I would do I
Guess I do should have flaming in depth cap probably no
Yeah, you go to cap at any point. Oh
You don't have to like super max it out you'd like just like do a good amount
Morello's gonna dank though, and if they get on everybody heals
Yeah, it's cool down you're asking him right now. Just don't die
Good night, I'm gonna go like
Well, I would I would have escaped it. I'm also gonna be able to do I think it comes and you know how many people we have left
I
I
Yeah, but yeah, but you're dead you give me comes in I mean like
Really well if you're dead, what else are you gonna do? It'd be a value I give you comes it helps
Yeah, what's that?
Oh, I've been looking for a good strike
Yeah, I mean my old crisp, I mean that's just game
Okay, we can't lose that there's just we should we should we go to one of them there?
Oh, this guy's been kinda tanky though.
Alright, he's gonna go bottom.
I'm gonna force him down.
I'm gonna try not to go for a flower.
Yeah.
I need to get this one.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah
I
We get it we get a buy
And you should have flameer
Or right of ruin it
Wait, I just use mouth in the game
Oh, we get to buy it.
GP, open the howl.
Remember that half bug?
That's a D.
Um, I'm gonna go...
Wait, wait, wait.
Do I have to sell 9am here?
I don't know.
What do I do?
Um, so you can buy stat anvil.
On the top left, like, cover over potions.
It's 750.
You should have been buying these by the way, like, in between games.
I have 5 of them.
Like, health's good.
And MR.
Yeah, I mean, that's good.
Like, health though.
Yeah, there's just great. That's how you climb up your crit really high, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on. I have death dance now. I'm not going to die in one shot.
My crit chance for my spells?
Yeah.
It's just your regular crit, like your crit chance.
Just wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's still damage.
You just think you're done here.
Wait, I use an help when it was done.
Alright, daddy.
Okay, that's the resume.
Just go for Reserv, to the okay.
Take your time.
Yeah, yeah, I got this.
Very easy.
I think he has Reserv here.
I think he's about to get Reserv, no?
Yes.
Okay, we got this.
Okay, back to the grudges.
Well, well, you know there's worse, right?
Yes, man.
I like you, we have one bad game.
I'm eight and seven, you're like...
Okay, let's go one more.
Like you're so toxic, man.
Fuck.
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There's no way you can get away with like a decent bill on my character
All right, watch this
Thanks for the content, bud.
When you exit stealth, explode it.
Is that good? That's really like a dog.
Oh yeah, this is my character. It's over.
The requirement to wear 10 hats at the end of combats.
Oh yeah.
We'll let the three side handles this.
not too shabby laboo but you gotta sell your boots and then go stats only and
build bill with an envelope you gotta sell your boots
you only buy and build now for the entire game why you have boots
just do that wait crisis bad year cuz I think anything I don't have any set
I mean it I mean like I said it both guys that isn't you absolute I have nothing in okay
one I didn't choose my I didn't choose my thing to I didn't get my my my breaker voucher and
three my kids didn't do anything until I had a separate it yeah only by an bills though
don't and you can get your prized item that's it just by stat and I buy no items but why
because you're gonna go because you picked that thing right for stats so now
why they're gonna do is just yeah you did that was the thing that you picked so now
you're gonna come in it gave me three anvil that's it I mean what why can't I
just do that and get the bonus and move on and get items I mean you can do that
but you might as well if you step build like that builds good you just only go
anvil and then eventually it gives you an anvil item that multiplies all of your
stats oh buy an airbill and you'll find an item
it's okay I mean you cannot win first round on guys I guess it's like literally
the fight the worst first rounder I'm mostly I'm like bottom three in the
whole game what are you gonna do it with guys that you wait wait wait you know
I'm stuck right now.
I mean, we haven't taken this in a second.
All right, we'll see what's up.
Um, yeah, we lost.
I didn't get anything.
Magic 10, uh, really?
Wow, that's bad, bad, bad, bad.
Chat, armor NR is good, though.
All right, whatever, man.
Wait, I should never be able to get that right?
I don't know how that works, I'm not gonna lie.
Get this middle thing.
Okay, I'm not sure how to do that right now.
I'm kind of cooking them.
So what does it give me?
My embells.
I mean, my imbales gave me the yets.
Um...
There's a way to see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
AD.
Oh, it takes a lot of early.
When you attack, you get my, uh, movement speed on hits.
And you attack speed equals to 10% of the...
Chah, that's kinda busted, though.
Little tempo is hard too, though.
Chah, one sound's fucking braindead.
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Christa is over in a round. Is that true? I
Got I got that shirt really hard. They're like a lot. I altered you here. I was trying to have you over here
Oh, I want me reverse. Yeah, I mean I just thought we could bristle at least in down
Yeah, I just I don't say where that when I start playing the game. I like my mouth opens up
Yeah, yeah, no it makes sense I also didn't even use my augments. So it's whatever
Then he means my Billy's meant to stay and pop off, but I think I need the rebels in this shit
Yeah, one is not it's good, you know
2?
No items bro, because I had a sub mine, it's fine now.
I can't do auto-attack so now, it's not auto-attacking, I'm dying so fast though.
It's fine, it's fine.
I need to get out of here.
This is the tunnel.
Okay, I feel like they're so low.
Not too shadow-lapid, Pluto.
yep
i think i think you pull me later i don't think you pull me early
all right just scream when you want me to oh you i won't even ever
just scream like i yeah early you just kind of hinders me a little bit
yeah we didn't fucking say i'm like yeah i'm thinking yeah fuck me
oh yeah fuck me
i'm gonna go
Probably, yeah, I'm gonna go straight on it.
I have to go fast, that means I'm loving the Bayer.
Whoa, what is this?
I'm like a leisurely
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Oh shit, Chas is this not good?
Really?
You wanna buy boots or anything if I'm gonna go?
Yeah.
kind of your stats right now you only do that shit like
did you have a lot of cg thank you I went Merck's like it I'm a such little
little bit I'm gonna go luck
You guys can take it a little bit.
No lie, I'm gonna be up with you. I turned the fuck up and you guys were slowing down. I like I kind of hate that
Well, I think I fucking played spectacular, okay, I found out to you and now
But I don't even say it I need a crazy
I'm like demonic it like I had them all me bro. I got the three flowers
I mean it doesn't matter what you do if you got the three flowers you were effective
I mean, I'm taking damage doing damage and we're taking powers from them healing and it's crazy. I mean, what's that is true
Like the bro that like on the website it shows you like the best prayers like
the list of them I
My first love blade is good apparently
This is better I agree with it, but I like one though
Well, no, I had the armor.
Yeah, I like one.
I think one gives me more manability.
I think just put this in quickly again.
See, like, this is one of those things.
Like...
I do think this one's better, but for this particular build, I feel like this one goes
better.
that's going to hit me out on my gun
I'm going to go go for flare here
Wow, you get something for real, thank you.
Fuck you, the master trash, buddy.
Yeah, if somebody needs to know this guy, just fucking play some other video game, this is not for him.
Like, play some other shit you fucking fast-loved piece of shit.
Trash.
Fine.
What do you mean sorry?
Well, I mean, I feel like there's still a lot of roll here, but, I mean, but...
Like, you know, fuck you.
Pretty clean saying sorry.
You could have just said it, we'd move on.
No way you could hit me with the...
Alright.
I meant more of a roll.
I heard you were in the call, I meant to joke about it, but it wasn't about that.
Bodyguard and Oceforge, is that any good?
I think these are both terrible.
I think everyone won.
I can choose, did he just keep me one randomly or what did he do?
You got replacefully with
fates call
Wait, they get red?
Wait, it's fine, it's fine, it's easy for him.
Did we not get the red yet?
Did we not get the red yet?
I don't like that it works.
Did they have to sustain side of it?
I don't get it.
No, there's a timer and like someone dies and then you have to wait for the timer and then once the timer is off then
It'll like that's why it pinks it. It shows you when the timer is done.
Oh.
Reaper's toll
And Triforce
I don't see a Reaper's toll. It's not there
I
What the hell it's like an on-hit item thing it's like
It's like this I need that so bad. Oh
In this table
I told the game
I've got I got all trimaxed lost like it's just it's kind of glad that it was
If you don't tell me if you don't tell me, okay?
What the- what the fuck is that?
I- I- I replanted the map but I don't know what the fuck is this supposed to do.
Cause the flowers flew away.
I didn't strike, missed a punch.
That fucking demons dance.
Ah, ah, ah, the game is not gonna be any shit. That's good.
Okay, this is...
Demolition of sword abilities.
Granted, forward movement speed. Okay, yeah.
I mean, I could use that to spell it.
Just spell it and then buy another prismatic right now.
Or you can't. You have a thousand gold on the trip.
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The loss on is fucking crazy.
No, I know, I thought you had 2000.
Screen small.
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Yeah, you can stop theorycraft and you should
Okay, good shit
Add your own garden
but I'm grabbing the stuff
I'm looking for an old dick, aye?
I have to get out of here, I can't though
I'm just going to look
Put the chants on you instead
On the cross
You have it
I'm trying it.
Ummmm.
I really wanted to go for the guy, but I he flushed out
I think they had only they had a healer again, I don't I think this happened
Let's see.
I'm starting to cook here.
Straight dual weld bro.
No he didn't.
Oh my god this guy built full tank it's disgusting.
Oh yeah, I need to run my element, right?
That shit is trash, brother.
What do I get for it then?
An exchange.
Oh, that was all I got.
I think I need steel caps here, no?
Why people don't build that shit at all, why?
Oh yeah, because this gives us so much AP.
And it's so much the other digital CC, yeah, I have to buy that Mergerist over again.
Yeah, everything gives CC and this game for that.
And there's like CC crit and stuff where like people's CCs last longer
What the damage was that
XQC down.
Ow.
I need to help the boy out.
I know, I'm hurt though.
I just don't want to die here.
Alright, I broke his shield.
get the heal. Easy, and rest. Easy, easy.
I'm sure about to heal that maybe for you.
Nice, my man. Okay, another game.
Okay. Okay, Swain is so broken it's kinda sad, Amagala.
How can he just tank 1v3 and stay alive the whole time? It's so stupid.
Yeah, he's S++++ here, so.
Why? It's why I did two games in a row when I played against Pickers and it was terrible.
I think I need Triforce.
Yeah, I don't live long enough for Gwyn's you
Yeah, I'm not living long enough for Gwyn's you it is my chance
I might have a super Bork.
Uh, yeah, that makes sense.
Remember the bombs right here.
Careful for that.
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Like to make a sale of it there I mean I
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Yeah, but do you all I'm using every skill that's for the game over yet?
Yeah.
Honestly, I think we've been.
Oh, that's why I think I know we've been.
Passive sex
Smolder it banned a brand. Oh, yeah, I'll try
it's bad and really tank crits
the jeweled gauntlets what's that oh I'm really getting crits okay
It was actually embarrassing by the way, it was like the entire lobby used bravery, we
were like the only team that picked our characters.
Well we're going to win the game so they can suck it.
Our comp is like all F tier shit as well so we can't, I mean if you lose it's embarrassing,
it's embarrassing.
They're going to type in chat I'm telling you, like this is a bad situation we've got
So it's yeah, they were playing like like two s plus plus and one s plus character literally like
Where's a mumo out let me check
Wait a minute. He's s is at the top top end of s plus. Yeah, he's at the top
This is the cream of the crop
dude echo or a cast sounds fucking disgusting that is actually a really good
comment they drafted randomly wait echo or a cast that's insane
I
I bring Aaron Brawler this is like so damaged
And I was gonna battle I'm a little chill although looking before go better
I mean, again, I mean, can you really use this title that much?
Yeah, I feel you're always in combat.
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I got Yai. I mean this is gonna be a hard lobby for them. I'm not gonna lie.
Naut's Table.
I've been trolled though, Pluto went hard, me and Pluto went crazy though, so we're good.
I activated it, didn't do anything yet.
Oh it dashes through the enemy.
It's um, why would I want to do that as a, as a rain, it doesn't, I mean it doesn't
want to reverse.
Should I just sell it?
I mean, I mean what, 40% value?
dude GG
at this point it's a stat stick, I don't think you ever want to click that
what do you mean it's a stat stick?
like a stat stick, like it's just there for stats at this point
like you're not gonna, you shouldn't use the active
why do you want to go in on them?
yea yea yea, I mean I'm usually getting out of the bush and then you're getting rushed down
because you would go through them right, so pass them probably
holy shit bro my I am so okay I'm getting like the best everything oh it is
nice oh yeah it is a bit of a benefit actually it's got like these strikes
I
Can't add the money. Oh, I could have actually bought it. Yeah, it's fun. Oh
I'm ready to be resume
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Didn't get I didn't put a pipe I died in one second. I just got piked like it's just bullshit
This shit says I got CCs for 10.1 seconds. That's not possible. I just actually I didn't get I didn't get put again
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The only by angle set or what
Chat nothing good here, right? Maybe just two
Yeah, I should have went in this game, I'm smart, fuck.
Actually Matt.
Oh no.
I'll jump in the next second
One on head items
Two?
I mean this is just sad
Wait you guys ready?
Yeah we got one tapped after the CC
is like the Orianna like ulted and everything so I went in I still died I guess I can't
see my kill thing it's not coming out.
Dude I gotta do it.
Proudler is so useless it's like it's mind boggling how bad it is.
It was Orianna.
1500 damage Orianna.
Shockwave.
Wait I did get ulted?
I mean I would only get two handles with that.
And this is all, yeah, Endals will give you like 15 AD, 50 AD, I mean this is fine.
22 with the Altea, 15 AD, okay, the Rossets are good.
It's exciting.
Wait, two every one of it.
I need a fruits
I'm soloing you from 1v1, you just went to the fire, it was a nami.
So I get to just random where the fire spawns right?
Yeah, it starts like it picks a center and it starts going here, just on the mini map
whatever.
I'm getting hard focus to say good day, whoa, whoa!
the game all the bloodline in between so do you
did you do the alt tab mouse click
gang
yeah
that's a classic yeah
that happens to me in this all time I just ulted 4
I just ulted 4 I got some other shit
a little reminder
I'm going to help them
I'm going to help them
I'm getting one death, I need it
I mean, I mean, I guess I
I think I stopped doing angles sort of the divine and I each like I mean because
I would have a lot of crit chance. I think I needed those IE crits, increased crit and crit damage.
Wow, they're giving me this too.
Wow.
What's 3?
The critical strike chance gets at 80% and the convert for the percent of the critical
strike chance above 80% and the critical strike damage while that's like, that's like the
build in the IE.
What I thought he'd build an IE, that's insane.
68, Credevager!
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on a minute now.
Fine.
Oh, oh god.
the problem is like a weird auto attack thing
pretty dog shit
one type of Ivern the problem is
actually
yeah he's playing um
cheese price
I mean he's probably to know
I mean I don't I don't look like
he's not even second
it's shaker
so chat what they can do
what do those do
please follow what I like I just click it
if you click it you just go to it
Just teleport to you over all right. Thank you. Oh
I like that. Thank you. I fucking love those
It's empty this camera
Is that two?
Three?
I'm fat, but I can actually
I will sell this for if we lose a fighter.
Oh, I just realized, yeah, your prowlers, when you flick your prowlers on someone, you just deal 20% for your state.
Yeah, well, I remember the armor is more like 3% but that's not a devil.
They got one trap there.
I can't move them.
I can't flash them.
I was to see the whole fight there.
Can you guys resist?
Why don't you guys resist?
Oh, because we're running out.
I was to see the whole time.
I mean, they didn't use anything.
I mean, either you can move them.
Wait, I just, yeah, I added 20% and another 30% and I only got 20%?
Is there DR?
Oh, there we go, there we go.
I mean
I love that you're doing that for the fun of the game, I can't even say that.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
He wrote, the game is about to send you to the menu, enjoy it.
I mean, he's better go to the menu
Okay, I'm gonna attempt to one-shot the Rengar here, but you gotta help me. Get ready. He's gonna try to hold, right?
Ready?
I need to be there for sure.
My girlfriend trying to watch me fight you but keeps getting triple ad sad base
Ssss
I'm gonna add the minimum bar to America
I'm gonna add the minimum bar to B
So I had to get some Ivy in the middle of the list there.
I actually must have just like him.
My...
Like, what is that? Like, plus the...
I mean, what is that? Like, 20% something?
Okay.
I have to live here.
Place slightly safer.
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Okay, what do I do here?
I'll set up another for, oh yeah, and then there's another.
RFC.
And what else?
Fuck, good.
fuck
they're going to go from that from there
you have to go for res here
go for res
why did you just stand there?
why did you just stand there?
alright let's check out the damage
we can just blame whoever it is
nah it's the family it's on me
I mean I was getting bottomed at every kind of
I mean
I mean, I've come down here, so I'm just talking to you in the game with zero amount of time.
Ludo actually did more damage than me, which is actually insane.
Like I'm not gonna lie.
I didn't.
He was doing so much.
I mean, this is why I hate people who comment on fucking, on mobbuzz, like, these things are irrelevant to me.
But I'm getting one tapped every fighter. Like, they're using everything on me, and they're losing the fight.
I mean, I'm more useful, dead and focused, than alive doing damage. It is what it is.
Like, that's the name of the game. If people go that far, if people go that far, I mean, it's not what it's not worth, sir.
Take care. Thanks for singing out.
Until...
Well, right there.
Right there.
Little more there.
Also reduce the more frags.
Oh yeah, I'll still take the hang of that.
Oh yeah, I'll do a game with the one I stick around in the lives of your children.
Skip!
Thanks for the good luck, thanks for the good luck.
Alright, I'll see you guys on, uh, K.com.
K.com, K.com, K.com, K.com.
Bye!
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