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Oh, Jack.
Oh, my fucking god, here comes the complainers again.
Oh my god.
Bro, we've been into this for like four years, some of that, but we've been wanting cops
to order.
Like four years.
I mean, how do you think I'm playing about it?
I mean, I don't get it.
At this point, bro, go watch some fucking, whatever, like, go fucking twist your snake
somewhere or something.
Like, what?
Yeah, I'm about to, I couldn't ski out, that's really, yeah, I thought you had to.
Yeah, I saw you today calling someone a short bus leader in deadlock
I didn't
Super oil
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Hey, Jeff, we can be as soon as I do they send the day to be happy to nail what?
This is Vada. We didn't do much of anything.
Do you mind working 9-5 in McDonald's?
How the fuck is your PC worse than mine, bro?
I have a 3050 with 8GB of RAM and never have the problems you do.
Because if you stream any...
But it's not the same.
Excuse me, I'm watching, sir.
When I'm playing on mobile,
they have everything figured out,
It's the same thing like it's not something like it's not like it's just not that everybody can fucking blow up a fucking GPU on the computer
And put up and you play a fucking video game. Okay, like like whatever it's different. It's why people had to be sees because it's different like it to be sees
For certain games. It's really intensive or or or GPU whatever different setups like it is. I was like
What is it?
on the advice of counsel.
I respectfully decline to answer, based upon my rights,
under the fifth amendment to the constit bounds of tie you wearing
on the advice of counsel.
I respectfully declined to answer, based upon my rights under the fifth amendment to the Constitution,
bakala's the carpet in front of you.
On the advice of counsel.
respectfully declined to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the
Constitution. What bit of a week is it today? Hello, El.
Um, what was the latest about COVID-19 earring? I mean, what was the topic exactly though?
You know what I mean? What was it about? I have never been welcome to the jungle and
I probably never will. Mr. Cow, thank you for the stream's
excuse. Yeah, I'm the cordial cordial origin. And it would
come from it. It would come from a lab.
Interesting.
Try hard seven chat. But don't be this way. No, that's if
something came from a lab, let's say they're right. Let's say
they should the country that released it be at least
possible and get the bill at least a part of the bill like I mean I think if
you see disaster I mean it's like if a country yeah yeah like but I don't
know if that's happening or not so yeah I thought it's already it's very sad
um my one of my actual favorite song too um came from a lab because of the
structure of the virus is impossible to achieve naturally these are really
interesting okay well what else did I tell you something there was some
Twitter shit going on first one we got is a Bernie Madoff pretty good yeah that's
in the 80s too that's good yeah I've seen a few of these around before of
next Sam Bankman freed here that's what's just made out of I think he made
it a balsam wood this is balsam wood that's not too bad oh shit oh shit wow oh
my god I said this piece of nine oh my god the whole idea of the children of the
That's rare. Fuck. Are you kidding me?
This is a vintage Zuckerberg. Oh five. This is a vintage oh five Zuckerberg. Let's just check the back really quick
Oh, there it is. That is a patch from his fruit of the moon.
Pocahontas caturon.
Box of briefs. You can tell by the smell.
What?
Yeah, that's it. Onion hand cream.
So that's great. We should sleeve this one. Yeah. Yeah. All right up next. I did this game.
Okay, Elizabeth Holmes we do have two I believe we have two but a triple Holmes is
What every good collector has it's it's made I mean it's only that middle check
It's one of the biggest scams in the history of scams though. Chat. I mean it is it is one of the biggest fraudulent a thing
I cannot get to welcome to the jungle in modern history in their arsenal. All right
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Oh my god. It's a holographic. There it is. That's a genuine
holographic. His his moniker in the corner. Straight off the island.
Sleeve it and you know what this will go great with. Put this with the Gates collection.
Interesting. What is that?
that.
Because I didn't know what Bill Gates.
Hey Felix, can I please have your attention for 10 seconds?
Last seconds.
I have something to tell you.
I think he's lying.
The shiny Rayquaza was a one-time thing.
After it least spawns, it's gone.
You came unprepared.
You know, that's- that's actually correct.
Seven to four months, Pagman, thanks for all the smiles and laughs.
Keep it up, Pagman.
Also one new thing I-
See, see, you're a law firm.
You won't mention it to me, it's not gonna work.
Because they actually patched it.
The actual depths of the mod themselves
have changed how that method actually works.
I don't care if it's a joke, I don't care.
They actually patched it.
Don't worry, I'm Friday night, I'll swing that.
And then you lie.
XQCLL.
Is that a grab?
New card.
What do you think?
Look at that.
Picked them up from the printers yesterday.
Good coloring.
That's bone.
Bone.
And the lettering is something called cillian brain.
It's very cool, babe.
It should take six.
Hold on.
Look at this.
That is really nice.
Egg shell with Ramallion tape.
What do you think?
Nice.
Jesus.
That is really super.
How to knit with like you gets a tasteful.
That is really super. How do knit wit like you get so tasteful?
I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patton's card to mine.
But wait, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
Raise lettering. Pale Nimbus. White.
Impressive.
Very nice.
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
Look at that subtle, off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my God, it even has a watermark.
Something wrong, Patrick?
You're sweating.
Wait, hold on.
Why is it, is that where it goes to get a homeless guy or something?
That's alright then.
What the fuck is that?
Cobblemon is not Pixelmon, it's a new mod.
They didn't patch it.
Keep coping.
Again, you gotta re-
Yo, you gotta re-
Again, I mean, it's too easy. I mean, I mean, how am I gonna spend all this money? I mean, I just, I just made a sale.
Cushing is too fucking easy.
Raid me to the fuck you!
People are asking me, please, please, please, Mr. President, we're winning too much.
We can't take it anymore, we're not used to winning.
I'll help you for always streaming.
Love you all, Chatec's excuse now.
Chatec, what the fuck?
It's gonna just like why?
I have never seen you drink any water, man. Thank you.
Okay, maybe I have.
You're gone, Alvarez! Corruption!
Do people not like going to the game anymore?
Ford, get about it!
Ford just matches the first pitch he sees tonight
for his 35th home run of the year.
And he has...
If these teams suck, these are paid a fortune.
I mean, how do they make economics work?
show's out in front one this is the vlog
Cassie writes a nice insane is it
um, I guess
banger though
So now it's actually, there's a play on like R&P daily every day.
It's played for like, it's played for like years straight to the end.
That's a banner.
That's cool.
Ummm...
Alright, yeah, that one else.
What would be that about you?
I mean, it's not, it's not, it's like in the hall of fame.
What?
Loud, so loud, so loud, so loud.
Um, yeah, any, any, any good videos yet?
Any cool?
Any drama?
I just think on Twitter chat there's a bunch of stuff.
Um, there's a bunch of stuff.
I just, I just, I just, I just got getting arrested or whatever.
I saw some, um.
Um
Um
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In our heart, there is a strong spirit and a strong spirit that is related to the power of our heart.
Only the Emperor is with us.
It's time to wake up. I really like it.
The power of the Emperor is the power of Fulingua.
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Oh my god, how long is this? Oh my god!
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Your ex had a great day.
Also, fuckload he aimed Chinese like that.
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Your ex-hew and soul friend's stream of Alheim run together. I know you tried it a while ago, but give it more of a chance
It's a really good game
The licensing check this year was three hundred eighty five thousand dollars. That's just for like I said 2k
spending money with on cards
jerseys like everything so instead of like basically what the likes what it does is instead of like Lebron James
just making 30 million dollars all the players have came together and said we're gonna include everybody so everybody gets an
Eagle share no matter if you're the top dog or your team or the bottom dog we all get the same amount of
licensing checks
The licensing check this year
So I think I think that they're
They're a little bit what the NFL is doing. The NFL has that in other
In other areas, but that's kind of how that's out of their model is some form of like pseudo
Socialism is a hybrid.
Or I said wrong but I know more about it than you do.
Socialism is dog shit.
Templeism is dog shit.
A hybrid system is a winner.
And this is what you live in.
You live in a social democracy.
In America, in the Americas.
If it's how it is, if it was pure yellow then you'd be fucking dead, I mean, all the people would probably be dead too.
Doesn't look like he did that.
It's part 2.
I like the cat though.
Was that out last time?
I like the cat.
Oh, the thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lot of programs, a lot of welfare, shit, I mean, aren't these things like socialism-based
system-inspired systems, I mean, if it was full-capitalism, I mean, yeah, exactly, it's
like we are in a hybrid system.
When is the next Femboy stream? You've been lacking your representation on your tag on
with Chex UCL.
Sorry.
Chex, if you could be the animal that will you, what animal would you be?
Like what animal is a good life?
When are we fixing this moth that you have on top of your head?
They do a bunch of stuff that takes fun.
They have like a fun time.
I feel like you're losing your territory and it's not cool that it gets scarce and it's
kind of sad.
Kat.
Lowkey, I would probably be like a mountain lynx.
Maybe like a snow leopard?
Or a turtle, yeah.
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The males must fight for the right to breed, but on these sheer cliffs, any slip by either
animal should be fatal.
Look, look, look, look, on the set of a cliff.
They're battling like...
Yeah!
A snow leopard, the rarest of Himalayan animals.
It's a female returning to her lair.
Cheeto.
These are the first intimate images of Snow Leopard ever filmed in mind.
She greets her one-year-old cousin.
Jack, Loki, it should have given a lesson, it should have, it should have smacked her
somewhere, because it crept up on it and it'd been notice.
What if that was a predator and it would have been able to kill him?
It has exceptional views of the surrounding cliffs.
Wait a second.
No, wait a minute.
Precious search.
No hunter other than a snail leopard would have a chance of catching such a young prey.
Look at the tailbone, look at the tailbone, look at the tailbone.
A female with young makes an easier target.
The Snow Leopard, Panthorumcia, is a species of large cat in the genus Panthor of the family
Felidae. It is native to the mountain ranges of Central and South Asia, ranging from East
and Afghanistan, the Himalayas and the Tibetan Plateau to Southern Siberia, Mongolia, and
Western China. It inhabits Salpine and subalpine zones at elevations of 3,000 to 4,500 meters,
9,800 to 14,800 feet.
What do you mean?
That means that it's bigger than it.
You have to be at the right zone, in the right country, in the right biome, at the right height.
Like, you know, like, how long do you think this guy camped in the wilderness?
Mr. Cow, you need to welcome me to the jungle now, if I die with you.
Shut up before I snap and blow on gas, you motherfucker.
Hello, chat.
Stop that.
I'm not even going to give up.
Hey, I'm not going to give up anymore. I'm done with it.
Payex, did you see they are starting to implement text drones in schools? Link.
There are unborn discos on this list, on this list, on this list. I'm fucking new to it.
Oh, that's it!
Chat!
If I was in the wilderness with my camera and I was the guy who filmed this, how long
These guys probably waited literally fucking three years in a shot that like literally chat
We're not talking about months in those shots
This guy waited years in a shot for sure what we hours probably there's a good chance
So these guys wait six months nine months, so it's multiple years for a shot like this. Are you kidding me?
But it's rare man. It's fucking it's it's it's rare. What was that?
How was that?
Kenya famous for its big cats the supreme hunters
Chita's specialised in hunting at speed, their fast, their fragile creatures built to sprint
after small prey.
They don't have the strength or weight of a lion to bring down larger animals.
This male is different.
He doesn't hunt alone.
He's learned that there is strength in numbers.
Hey, they're gonna fatty a little bit.
Well, normally there's no more lean, but I mean, these are a little bit bigger.
Oh, it's because there's three of them.
Jeff.
Jeff.
And by doing so have taken their prey by surprise
They have learned that working together why don't they stack up on a giraffe II they would that they would each for days
I mean like right there like like well, they want to just game on one of these motherfuckers
They have learned that working together they can bring down
Maybe they kicked it here
I mean, just one kick's the key and it's the key.
And the most random is the word anymore.
A bird that towers over a cheetah, and is more than twice as heavy.
It can't fly to escape danger, but it can lash out with a deadly kick.
A female, unaware as yet of any danger.
And with three of them, this is still highly risky.
If one gets injured, the other two
couldn't hope to tackle such large prey.
On the other hand, if you get it right,
the rewards are huge.
The Nail has spotted one of the brothers, but only one.
It's not too wide.
Chat, is that- it's a puffing of animation for looking more wide?
Then suddenly, there are three.
The female is slower to realize the danger, and the tutors switch times.
Oh no!
Oh, no!
It takes the combined effort and weight of all three brothers to bring down this powerful
even now the moustache could land a fatal kick oh hell no
so far the brothers are winning our stitches have yet to find a way to
follow such bad things.
What about then?
They can't do that, they can't do that.
They don't show the ending, they can't do that.
No, no, I'm sure he kicked them.
Yes, he kicked them.
They do though, they do though.
I've seen this so good video, I've seen it in my classics, I've seen it in my favourites.
As they mature, young males begin to explore the primaries of the pride's territory.
Red has ventured out alone.
And London straight into the middle of the Hyena Clam.
He's trapped by over 20 of them.
The pack tries to wear him down, this number of hyenas can kill him.
Hunters are lame. We don't care. I don't give a shit
It's it's dog shit's lame. It's not you're not cool. You're not you're not muscular or agile. You're a bitch ass
It's impossible to fight them all at once.
No more chance at over.
He can't keep them up there for much longer.
This ally, Tatoo, has heard the commotion.
I like that.
Lucky to have a friend in.
And then this is one of ours that says a new agenda that I cannot get to like a will to be staying tribe
Anywhere hello chat. How are you feeling today?
Pick off the puppies
There's only one adult with pups, and that won't be enough to save him.
The puddy's there! The puddy's there!
But this might...
The water's brought to him!
But it's certainly saved the pups
This is near a certain debate
What the fuck?
Wait no Jack, I thought these were really happy videos
Oh eel Jack, those things fit in a lot of temper
They could swap Belizeod like the flies he's hoping to ambush.
Off off!
He will need to pick his target carefully.
Look at those spikes though. Dude, dude, dude, I think if you lick your arm it's gonna rip
off the skin. Not her.
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One chick gone. Now hope rests with the other two.
The back of the spire is a shorter drop.
But it's much harder to avoid the rocks.
For this chick, there will be no escape.
The third and last surviving chick.
Holy aura! Now it's going to all know Angel!
Oh, hold on! It's getting lightning now, hold on!
Okay.
Oh my god, there's a...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hold!
Let's back away to battle.
Now, okay, excuse me.
It's mine, sucker!
Again!
The snow cushions the impact but offers no grip
It's not bad, though.
around 50% of chicks hatched on these cliffs make it through the first month.
the season's increasingly unpredictable.
Our fewer chicks will survive.
Old Bull won't tolerate a rival.
Pushing and shoving, they size each other up.
the young rival seems to think he has a chance and attacks the first few blows
usually settle things in such battles but here the stage of the pattern
So look at the pattern.
I think a flower pattern.
To lose means exile in the desert.
Neither will back down.
as the fight intensifies they change tactics the young male aims for the
The old bull targets his rival's legs.
The old bull is down.
So many... they're gonna save him, shouldn't they, gentlemen? No? Not the man.
Is this the end of his reign?
Is this the end of his reign?
Is this the end of his reign?
Is that to accept death the way it is?
He knows a knockout blow is coming.
I'll be now.
Fair enough, there's a good fighter.
One less.
Oh, shit!
Old bull ducks!
Baaaaaay!
And strut his rivals under, Benny.
Oh
I'm gonna go and end the lensey. But not for me.
Come to the count.
Holy shit.
The old bull is victorious.
Ah, what? I'm a fast-knob.
But I'll be using it.
But only just.
At what price?
Chalice is the one?
Why is there so much Jack?
But when two males square up, it's time to clear the arena.
anything goes in these power struggles I gouging is entirely within the rules
So is kicking below the belt
The dominant male skill is already telling
to bones and internal natures suddenly it's all over the champion has beaten off the
challenger at least for now check like i'm jacked though suddenly check like what the
fuck check like i'm jacked it it's all over the champion has beaten off the challenger at least for now
I'm looking for the ones it's the it's the mountain the mountain goats the
mountain goats with the double skull reinforced head
I bet that's it.
No.
No.
Not a bison.
Guys, it had the reinforced skull.
Okay, hold on.
Um...
Something has it?
I don't know how to type it.
It's a mountain goat.
Mountain goat, I think.
Maybe a ram?
Maybe just a rat and lucky.
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competitors strong tireless determined and willing to use every trick in the book
to achieve victory this one pretends to graze to throw as a chat it's no fun but it's almost
exactly like that so he has a brilliant bang so easy oh this is finally ready to compete
his opponent is a bigger stronger eight-year-old ram
The challenger must provoke the fight.
With body kicks and tongue flicking, he taunts his opponent.
The older ram seems to walk away in submission.
But his posture is known as the low stretch.
It means you want a piece of me?
Come and get it.
The force of the impact, delivered at 35 km per hour, is enough to kill human instantly.
I
Two layers of skull protect their brains
I mean I guess if you ask for hours each ram battering the other dozens of times
Thanks to the
Of course that's it.
Yeah, the brain matter is it's all mush after that. I mean, I'm here kidding me. I mean that works man
You turn around.
No, I didn't.
Where are you coming from?
Of course.
After I'm done driving my grandpa.
I'm just gonna pull the loader out of here.
Okay, step out of the vehicle.
Do you understand the instructions?
No.
I was too bad.
Ugh.
I thought I was looking for a neighbor at night time.
Did I pass this test?
You turn around?
No, I didn't.
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All right, reason for my stop today is the unsafe passing on the right lane deviations, unsafe passing on the right, cutting across the
The more obviously the more the marked area where are you coming from?
No, I'm going to Dallas.
I gave it to you.
So when you're up over there, I got the one.
You got the one?
The floor, you said?
Yeah.
That's what it is for.
You can also.
Yes.
I got your same.
Those are a little bit bit trust.
What did you say?
It's really hard to hear you.
I can't hear you.
Yeah, I know, we gotta basically yell at each other, right?
If you're a cop and you do somebody, I mean, I fire off the red pedal, you know what I'm saying?
You know, you need to have some vicarum and some professionalism, and it's reasonable as a sir and madam.
Okay, alright, where are you coming from?
Jack, if you do it me, I don't give a fuck.
For me, you're a buddy, you're a friend, you're somebody I don't respect.
You're just a whatever.
You're a peasant.
Don't do it me.
I'll take a driver's license from you.
You got it.
What's your name?
Deputy Corp.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, as a...
What's the place you're talking about?
I don't know.
I got it.
We're saying I went over the white line.
What's a good phone number for you?
XQCL.
You got my name?
It's my dad's.
What's your dad's last name, last name?
P.O., you love him too, am I on my own or anything else?
Okay, alright. Hang tight for me.
Alright, how many drinks have you had?
That's cool.
You're coming from a golf course?
I'm going to golf, I'm going to Wisconsin State Avenue.
Okay.
So it's like a U.S. G.A.
Okay, all right. I'm gonna run you through some fields.
What's up?
Fields Friday.
Are you willing to take any fields Friday time?
All right.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry?
I'm sorry.
Are you surprised?
Yeah, you're denying the step out of the vehicle coming through?
Oh, my God.
Okay, step out of the vehicle.
I'm gonna call the police.
No, step out of the vehicle.
I'm gonna call the police.
Why are you calling the police?
Step out of the vehicle.
I'll take an additional 10-17, please, so not stepping out of the vehicle for fear.
I'll do it.
I'm just saying that I'm not one to go with you.
I'm a medical squad and it's a tough one to top down on the back of the whole court.
I just have a meeting with you.
I'm not one to go with you.
You are one of the only people at the police station.
I'm not going to agree.
I'm not going to stop this thing.
Oh, but she's not a leader to you.
I'm not going to stop this thing.
You obviously know.
If this is anybody else, whatever, if this is like,
I think people are probably being critical of this,
because she, I understand she's being a bit abrasive or whatever, but it's not that she's
absolutely under her rights. If anything, it's all fine. It's just that she's just
lack of a decor on the, she's a bit annoying, but she's getting commands is not as hard
as money. And nothing protects him from calling his lawyer or whatever, like before doing
this. Like, it's a lawful order to get out of the car and do that. I mean, do it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
100% within the proper decision.
So you're going to stop in front of my vehicle?
Stop in front of my vehicle?
Stop in front of my vehicle.
I'll report you back on this.
I'm hired at C20, sir.
Oh, yeah, if he can't refuse but she asked me if he was refusing and he said no, so
What's your point then?
It's not about the color it's about it's not the fact that at one point your path to line the line is okay
We're doing this very best, right? And otherwise is are we doing it?
Oh, no, and then the guys it says it's not refusing so then do it
He's out of the vehicle
That are you known for what?
You're detained,
heading an OWI investigation deputy Corsair.
So as of right now,
we're on a level of the ground,
we're on a bridge.
I want to convey this somewhere that's going to be
even surface, free of debris.
Turn around for me.
Yep.
I just want to make sure that you are having communication.
I'm glad to make it.
Okay, so instead of the company's bad,
I just think that she's not a good communicator.
I mean, she kind of sucks.
It's probably the job, she kind of sucks,
but overall, I'm looking at the operations being conducted
if she's right across the board.
Hey, she made no mistakes in what is being done.
It's just the way that she's doing it,
a little bit of a risk.
I mean, it's like,
it's like, maybe give you a thorough review
of her distance and review.
I'll grab your phone for you, okay?
Alright, so what about the keys?
Okay, hang on.
I will grab the keys.
Your phone, I will grab as well, okay?
You're detained for an OVY bus.
I've padded you down for any weapons.
I would normally see you on the passenger side due to it being so close to the
concrete barrier. We're going to go in the traffic very carefully in the
service. Yep.
Because you're not able to fix her. There's no so we're going to walk in the
distress.
We're going to go in the distress.
I only have two hands.
Have a seat.
I was just wondering how it was.
Is that a car?
Do you have a bracelet?
Yeah, of course.
What's that?
You went all the way?
Yes.
I know.
You're a taller fellow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I cover.
Yeah.
Jack, Jack, I swear I'm not being like weird or or anti-woman or men or whatever.
I don't, I really don't care, but I think as a citizen, we actually expect the cops not to have their nails done.
It's just, it's just bad. It's bad for the operational duty. It's bad for, it's bad, it's bad. It's not, it's not good.
It interferes with the job.
So do you want to swing your feet up on side so you have a little more room?
I'm serious.
Same way, big ass, fat, cocktails, same thing.
I'm going to have you step out completely.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Here's a little component to our quarantine.
Let me know if you need a hand.
I'm okay.
I'm good.
Is it possible to take it off the shark?
Yep.
you can take your hand out.
You're welcome.
Alley.
I mean it's vacant.
All right.
But there's like a, I mean it could be.
No worries.
All right, sir, so based on your dragon, where you were coming from, you said the golf course, correct?
Yeah, I thought that's the golf course.
The red glassy eyes and then the odor of an intoxicated alcoholic beverage from your back.
No, the guy is...
Okay, and then yeah, and like I said, like I said, I mean if the guy didn't hold his lane properly or the weird lane change
Whatever and he got pulled over and then he's got the eyes in the breath and they have more than enough to
And there were a few shooters in there
that I have here.
Yeah, and even drink.
OK.
I don't think any of them are drink, right?
OK.
So based off of that, I'm going to run you through some fields.
Yeah.
SFSTs?
That's fair.
I did.
OK.
All right.
So flat surface for you to breathe.
All my lights and everything are off.
You're just going to stand in the front here for me.
Yes, just one second.
No worries.
I think stopping on the highway is dangerous
and should never be a thing here.
Go ahead, James.
Come on, hey.
I'll do the insert to the child child boy child boy.
Have it on, yeah?
Yeah.
OK.
OK.
She's going to go with this.
I'm probably going to say, oh, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
I think, and hold on.
Say what you want, OK?
I think it's a little bit dehumanizing.
And you can just say whatever you want again.
All this for any other incident there.
But everybody's looking like you're a circus animal.
It's a small stuff you'd be surprised at it's the very small stuff that makes humans do what they humans do
Yep.
Just slip past the portal.
Feet together.
Sorry.
Feet together, arms down at your side.
Okay.
Any head injuries?
Excuse me?
Any concussions?
Well,
over the years, yes, but not recently.
Okay. So please stand with your feet together and your hands down at the side.
Do not do any...
Please stand with your feet together and your hands down at your side.
Do not do anything until I tell you. Do you understand?
Uh...
I... I'm gonna do a... chat.
Yesterday I...
went outside and uh...
maybe I ate some food.
Like do it, do it, they should know what the directions are and give them in a
straight fashion. Okay, put your feet together, arms at your side, stand there
wait for further instructions. Boom, that means they're hard. Okay, I'm going to check
your eyes. Please keep your head still during the test. Why confuse them? And follow
the movement of the stimulus with your eyes only. Keep looking at the stimulus
until the test is over do you understand the stimulus top of my pen right over
here okay do you understand okay can you maintain the position yeah I'm gonna
make a couple of passes okay top of my pen so what am I doing just tell me what
I'm looking at it or you're gonna look at the top of my pen okay yes make a
Couple passes here, okay?
Um, no.
I'm following you.
Table.
Table.
Chat, if he didn't say anything genuinely, this would help this case a lot, then.
Because the instructions were absolutely unclear.
Um, I know what this test is.
What is stupid explanation?
It would absolutely help this case.
That's what it's gonna be.
Yeah, probably not so much.
That's what you're saying.
Maybe they'll get some blood later on, but...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm supposed to move my head or am I supposed to keep it in the square?
Would you like the instructions one more time, sir?
Yeah!
Speak human then. It's a tip of the pen.
You know what they say is, follow the tip of my pen with your eyes and your eyes only,
without moving your head, okay?
Follow the stimulus.
When I'm moving a stimulus, like, what are you doing?
What are you saying, man?
I can't even do this. I mean.
You gotta keep your head still please.
Well that's, that was actually okay.
Okay. So, eyes and eyes on me.
Just the eyes and eyes on me.
Yup.
So just.
Nah, I did it. I mean, I mean, I did it. So did he.
Nope, did he. I mean, this is awful.
Oh
No, no, yeah, yeah, you rewrote his eyes and I get to lock in that that's the distance
Yeah, he's all the time looking for it
I mean this is come on. Hey mom. I just stopped at it some
I mean this is rich baby, okay
I've only seen it. I think what
one of the lights are they do
this long. I just want as noise
is there's an attention and it
is one of the next tests. I mean,
it shouldn't be.
Okay, I man.
I mean what the fuck
What?
What?
Okay, did she,
if I had all these things to look out for,
and she's probably missing one of them
that wasn't fully, fully done,
and she, dude, I, we need that one more thing.
And it's just not a farm, it like, dude, like,
it's fun, there's a bunch of other ones,
like, blah, come on, bro.
This is annoying.
Still atop of my pen?
Yep, I'm still staring at it now.
Okay.
Don't move your hand. Eyes and eyes only please, okay?
Okay.
The next step is the walking, the next step is going to be the walking turn instructions, okay?
Place your left foot on the line
Rail or imaginary, so you're going to picture a straight line in front of you
It can help to
Do and point and do all that. I mean just say some shit
You're going to picture a straight line in front of you.
Very badly, very badly.
Place your left foot on the line, real or imaginary.
So take your left foot, put it on that line.
Place your right foot on the line ahead of your left foot,
with the heel of your right foot against the toe.
Real or imaginary.
Of the left foot.
Exactly, yep, exactly how I'm doing.
I'm not outward, I'm watching what it is.
What am I doing after that?
maintain this position until I complete the instructions.
OK.
What do you mean, check?
So maintain that position for me.
Would you like me to start?
Jack, if I'm the captain of a PD or whatever,
and my employees are reading off the fucking cards
and shit for the rights, or they're
reading off of a subscript or something shit like that,
get them out of here.
Get them out.
Get them out.
Get them out.
Over?
I don't give a shit.
Get a new job.
OK.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'll picture a straight line before you go to the king, I should like that.
Take your left foot, put it on that line.
Take your right foot, put it in front.
Kill the toe touching, place your arms down at the side.
Maintain this position until I've completed the instructions.
Are there any instructions after that or no?
Do not start to walk until you're told to do so.
Do you understand the instructions so far?
I left it down, right foot in front, on the line, and then I'm gonna wait for you.
Correct?
You know what? I just wanna...
I bet she doesn't even see what this maneuver even looks like.
She can't even explain it in functionality.
She can only read off the fucking card.
She can't even make it in a way that can be understood visually.
Just reading the letters and then like so annoying.
When I tell you to start, take nine heel to toe steps on the line, turn, and take nine
heel to toe steps down the line.
I'm going to demonstrate by doing three steps, okay?
When you turn, keep your front foot on the line and turn by taking a series of small
steps with the other foot.
I will demonstrate it for you, okay?
I'm lost.
While you are walking, your arms at your sides, watch your feet.
at all times and count your steps out loud.
Once you start walking, do not stop
until you have completed the test.
Do you understand the instructions?
People went into the end, though.
People went into the end, though.
We gotta go step by step.
OK.
All right.
So take your left foot, put it on the line,
the straight line, reel or imaginary.
Take your right foot.
So the left foot with the right foot in front.
Left foot on the line, right foot in front.
Healed to toe touching.
So prayer?
Yeah.
Healed to toe touching.
Here.
Just like this.
Left foot on the right hand.
Right foot on the right arm.
So don't make your side.
Please rest easy.
Yeah.
Just stay here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got that.
All right.
Place your arms down at the sides.
Keep your arms down at the side.
Maintain this position until I have completed the instructions.
Do not start to walk until you're told to do so.
Do you understand the instructions so far?
When I tell you to start take nine yield the toe steps on the line
Turn and take nine yield the toe steps
I will demonstrate for you. Okay, just 180 to 780. Just 180 when you turn
Keep the front lead foot on the line
And turn by taking a series of small steps with the other foot
I'm gonna demonstrate with three you will do nine. Okay?
Okay.
Just sitting there.
Sorry guys, two backs, one trees.
One.
Lady is doing it wrong.
This would not count as hands at your side.
That this one counts.
She's doing it wrong.
Yes sir.
Two, three.
It's a foot, foot, yeah.
I'm sorry?
Sorry, not that.
You go.
If you did this, that'd be one of the things
you're looking for and that would be another thing.
Yeah, that would be a sign of impairment, 100%.
if you're giving any instructions,
and you're gonna do this with your arms
laying out like a penguin, off the side, absolutely.
Yes, 100%.
You're gonna use this here as a small steps.
Okay.
One, two, three.
No, at the side means stuff on.
One, two, three.
Let's go.
If you need another demonstration.
No.
So three steps and then turn around.
Would you like me to...
Sure.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Place your left foot on the line, real or imaginary.
Place your right foot.
Yo, Jack, did you know I had to speak human?
Nobody should have listened to this shit.
This imaginary or real?
I mean, we don't care.
On the line ahead of the left foot with the heel of your right foot
against the toe of the left foot.
I'm demonstrating for you.
This is my left foot. I'm taking my right foot putting it in front of my left heel to toe touching. Okay
So you're going to take nine heel to toe steps on that line
You're gonna take nine heel to toe steps back along that same line keeping your front foot
What he bet what he back is as you know, oh my god
But if you're gonna be back, it's for then back.
Nice.
Nice job.
Nice job.
That doesn't look good.
His arms are cooked, but I mean, she showed him the wrong side, it doesn't matter.
Is that doing the heel, uh, heel to toe thing?
Boy, he's just walking.
Sorry, sir.
No, the next text is going to be the one leg stand.
Okay.
Okay?
Please stand with your feet.
Please stand with your feet together and your arms down at the side demonstrating it for you
Do not start the test until I tell you to do so. Do you understand? Yeah. Okay. Would you like me to
read the first part over? Sure. Thank you. Please stand with your feet together arms down at the side
Do not start the test until I tell you to do so. Do you understand? When I tell you to start,
raise either leg with the foot approximately six inches off the ground keeping your foot
parallel to the ground. Keep both legs straight and your arms down at the side. So foot parallel
to the ground okay. All right keep both legs. I can do it sober but the instructions I can't
I wouldn't be able to I mean fuck being sober I mean do you need some some some stimulants and
cocaine to do this with the instructions I mean this is insane I mean sober forget about it sober
the the wars themselves are just too complicated I can't do this shit. Hold your arms down at the
site holding that position count out loud in the front. I need a little kick or something like that.
I like that.
In 2002, 2003, and so on until you are told to stop,
keep your arms at your sides at all time.
I'm just joking.
I'm no playing.
Watching the raised foot.
Oh my God, I would lose my mind when she's speaking it.
And then you just tell me which foot you wanna raise, okay?
I think I'm going to raise my right.
You will be imaginary.
Can I get a welcome to the job?
6 inches, 1,001, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004, and so on until I tell you to stop.
Yeah, you got it.
No, not the hands, man.
Oh, got it.
I'll tell you when you can.
I'll tell you when you can.
I'm just going to do that.
Yeah, I'm just going to do that.
I got you.
All right.
Watch your hands, man.
I got you.
I got you.
Do you understand?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
I'm trying to figure out which one is stronger with all the action movies.
No, put them, put them.
There is being thorough.
They don't, like, at this point, I mean, they actually have an alpha, but I think she's
trying to be super thorough.
I think she's probably like a rookie.
She probably doesn't do that very often.
This point, like her second DUI or something like that.
And also, she's trying to be more by the book because she's being observed also.
It's just that I'm there.
Honestly, I'm not there.
Okay, maybe again
Okay, should tell them these corners are so good by the time this shit is over
I mean, Jack, well, I mean, the hands, maybe the hands, yeah, but also, also he's not
doing, he's not doing the count.
I mean, he's doing nothing.
It's fine.
But she made, she made no effort to correct it and the introgens were unclear, so I don't
know.
I do this, it's just the end of the day, but the right.
You're going to be stopping the clock.
I feel it.
Oh, sorry.
I'm going to be on the right.
Sorry.
I know the right.
I'm sorry.
You are willing to submit to a PBT?
What is that?
That's it.
A machine that you've on?
It's a pretty ordinary machine.
But the lines are y'all.
It does not determine the results of time.
Oh no, we're not sure.
Machine that you blow in.
Okay.
Why is she so sensitive with all the terms about anything?
Anybody decided to do something that's a breathalyzer test or whatever?
Some letters or something you blow in?
Come on, man.
Okay, I'm being way too critical, because honestly, she's aggravating me.
Did I pass this test?
Do you turn on?
I'm not sure if you heard it.
No, I didn't, though.
Can I use my phone real quick?
Because there's a plane taking off.
Do you want to arrest her?
Okay.
Okay.
We'll get to that.
I read you a sheet and everything.
We just look at you.
Put your shoes on.
Yep.
Thank you.
We'll get to that.
We'll get to that.
Do you need two cups, sir?
Or are you okay with one?
Two with the back.
Yeah, so it gives you a little more armor?
Well, the back.
Okay, would you like to get you on the second set?
I don't know what that means.
A little bit easier on your shoulder.
What do you have to do?
I don't know what that means.
Well, you tell us how you do it.
We're just going to go a little bit easier on your shoulder.
Oh, just a little wider.
Yeah, a little wider.
A little easier on your shoulder, okay?
Mr. Romo, do you mind if I read you something?
If I open the door, you're not going to try to get out, are you?
If you let me get out, I want to stretch.
something was up twin clove you excuse me so I have to read you the informing
you this is a possible to stand up I do it's just okay I'm sorry I really had
you back sir okay all right so how about this I'll meet you halfway I'll open
the door you can swing your legs out that way you're a little more comfortable okay
you are a taller individual so I'm willing to work with you just stay seated just like
that oh I really hate this chat I'm not gonna hate this entire thing okay you know I don't
get anymore I've always said I can't have annoys me I'm annoyed I'm not this this chat you
could come as escalation I don't give a fuck when it versus what this might be in if you
You do such a poor job and you're so annoying,
you're, that can mean escalation.
Bang, that's it, that's it.
Because if methods of de-escalation are proper communication
and not being abrasive, then in my opinion,
poor communication and being annoying is escalation.
It has to be both ways, it has to be both ways.
That's how I see it.
Is there a door to hit you?
All right.
This is the informing the accused.
Under Wisconsin's implied consent law,
I'm required to read this notice to you.
You've either been arrested for an event
that involves driving or operating a motor vehicle
after using alcohol or drugs or both.
Or you are suspected of driving or being on duty time
with respect to a commercial motor vehicle
after using alcohol or drugs or both.
This law enforcement agency now wants to test
one or more samples of your breath, blood,
or you're into determining a concentration of alcohol
or drugs in your system.
If any test shows more alcohol in your system
than the law permits,
while driving or detectable amount
of a restricted control substance,
your operating privilege will be suspended.
If you refuse on your requested test,
your operating privilege will be revoked
and you will be subject to other penalties.
The test results with the fact that
your refused testing can be used against you in court.
If you take all the requested tests,
They also choose to take the alternative test
that this law enforcement agency provides for you
of charge.
What's that?
You may also have a test conducted
by a qualified person of your choice at your expense.
You, however, will have to make your own arrangements
for that test.
If you have a commercial driver's license
or we're operating a commercial motor vehicle,
other consequences may result from positive test results
or from refusing testing such as being placed out of service
for disqualifying.
Will you submit to have an entry chemical test
of your brand?
No.
Like I said, I won't have order.
Okay, I'm gonna be screaming back in here, kind of explain what the next steps are from
here, okay?
Well, this is complicated now because you said no to deaths, right?
But I think they kind of bait him though, I mean, with the other alternative?
I mean, the alternative is what?
I think it's on the expense, I mean, is that worse, is that, I mean, I don't really get
it.
which is totally your right to do, okay?
So what we're gonna do is now is we're gonna apply for a search warrant
and have a judge sign off on it, okay?
So we're gonna get a test on your...
No, so that's...
That's a test for us all.
So once that blood draw is complete,
then we can look and get a new phone call, okay?
It's a possible call appearance.
Just tell them that.
We'll get that out, okay?
I'm gonna buckle you up, okay?
You pause, can you shimmy forward a little bit?
Do we really?
Do we really?
Do we lean back?
Seriously.
I mean, it doesn't fucking, I also forget for a giant jog of me now.
I mean, okay, I'm not, I would have to defend that.
I'm just being critical of the video. I mean,
it's not because I'm critical of the cops in those videos that,
it's like a 0.4 or like,
you know what I mean?
Like, it's not against or...
I
What it's the time I always
By all that is holy I saw that I had any critique all the time. It doesn't matter what in what country it's from or what state it is
I always feed it
There
What is that one eight
What does that mean?
It means you are higher than twice the legal limit.
Twice the legal limit?
What is that?
One-eight.
What is that surprising so much?
What does that mean?
It means you are higher than twice the legal limit.
Twice the legal limit?
What is that?
One-eight.
What a classic dude.
Jesus.
I have to. Okay, this was a
going to follow their eyes.
You understand? Yes. Do you
have any questions? Left,
left, left, right, left,
up, left, right. You see
we're going to follow with
her eyes, eyes open. Okay.
Yes, sir. Center. Right.
You see how it's moving? Yes,
sir, I am following your right
Following
At the side which could follow their eyes
I mean, what is he doing? He's following his word. That's insane. I think I was cooking
Yes, I did this edit I think I
Yeah, this study that like like that like the
the tiger was one of them
I don't know what it means to be inside of someone else.
It is.
It looks like the entire English alphabet
in a slow, non-rhythmic manner,
meaning you're not going to sing it, okay?
Do you have any instructions?
Okay, what were the instructions?
Not to sing the national anthem backwards.
Not to sing the national anthem backwards?
I'm not going to come back.
Not to come back?
No, I'm okay.
Then place your hands behind your back, okay?
Rage, I don't have it?
Okay, well, check.
That's a lot to do.
There's no need to know you don't have it.
I said I'm about to tell you why you stopped.
You made it improper right.
You're trying to a new road.
You got to turn that closest lane.
So let me get my idea for your project.
I appreciate you.
Hand me the beer.
Huh?
Hand me the beer.
Who?
The beer.
Can you hand me the beer?
Yeah, I can do it.
Yeah, I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I can do it.
Yeah
Chat
How would you say that sh** right here?
I did multiple times.
What?
Thanks, watch me.
Damn proper, right?
Did I deliver her?
Yes, that's why you're being stuck.
Are you for real?
Yeah.
Show the film.
What do you call one black man in Chase by 300 white men?
What?
The PGA to a black man.
Black girl sees all the people that cut him to the seeds.
Black man!
Because she's bad, bad, bad.
She laughs again.
I'm worried that you're ready to rap.
And you're bad, bad, bad.
No pain, no Atari.
I don't care what you say.
Nothing I can eat you like her.
Right?
Because you're bad, bad, bad.
What do you call one black man being chased by 300 white men?
What?
The PGA tool.
I'm excited.
There's nothing to be excited about.
Let me explain it.
It's a PGA tool.
I mean, what?
You don't go?
You don't go?
I don't go.
I don't go.
I don't go.
I don't go.
I don't go.
I don't go.
I don't go.
I don't go.
I don't go.
I don't go.
I don't go.
I don't go.
Huh?
you
you
you
you
you
They're also some of the most athletic cats on earth.
A single leaf can carry them more than 40 feet forward and around 15 feet into the air,
allowing them to clear fences, rocks, and fallen trees with ease.
Unlike lions, mountain lions are almost always solitary.
Each one patrols a huge territory, sometimes covering hundreds of square miles in search
of deer and other prey.
They're incredibly stealthy hunters.
Their soft pawpads help them reach almost silently.
And they often stalk their prey for...
Do you see the same species of respect that they overlapped them?
I've seen a graph a while back about the woodland that I was talking about.
It showed how literally they overlapped them.
Can you imagine how many people hike the mountain lion habitat without ever realizing one may have been quietly watching from a distance?
Mountain lions can't actually...
This water represents the rain. We get them on soon season.
Three, five.
let the soil, the soil would soak it up just like that.
This next step, this is the wind.
The wind comes by and it blows over a whole new layer.
That's not when you have to look at the same storm,
it's not just whole one layer, it's a layer on layer.
The rain comes back again, repeats the process,
and it just keeps happening over and over again
for millions of years.
As this keeps on going on,
the weight of all the dry and wet sand
against the compressed and compiled down.
So over time, yeah, it will start to compress down.
That was this last time I'm putting it on, right there.
So as all this soaks in, the time and the weight
starts to pressurize it, okay?
Then as time goes on, it gets covered under with the,
all the sand, making all these sand deeds.
As time goes on and a huge windstorm comes through,
They don't remove all the sand, but leave the new sand scum.
Oh, wow.
Look at that.
So because of this, yeah, there's a lot of reason why
you have this type of stuff.
Look at that.
It fell.
So when you guys are here, you're able to pick it up.
When you look at it, look at all those layers.
Same thing.
So this next step, there we go, and kept the shape.
This next step, this is called.
the pyro in Egypt what is the sense to be way up there and instead they built
them down oh my god where they just put some water down and they just built
them all the way down oh my god dude and I get you high it looks like let me get
the flash floods hold on hold on i dug it in the woods
how you doing doing well about you i'm staying
like to hear that my dad had brought me here i forgot what he wanted
he called real quick speaking of mountain cats
do you know when or if your merch store is going to be restocked anytime soon
yo dad i'm not uh i'm not i don't know yet i'm not seeing me
needed again yes sir yes sir he has it I'm right here sir yeah sir I'm right
here yes sir he has it sir
Put it on the bucket over there.
Alright, put it on the bucket over there.
Why did he come to stop me?
Don't make it.
I don't understand it.
Okay, well, gentlemen, well, that is safe to invest.
Run the craft, run the craft!
It's been 84 days since October 11th.
Your only follow-up further than the Sparrow system.
At this point, the only way to defeat you is to do a TTA marathon
before the TCA 5.0 is in the half of the coming Minecraft champion.
We need your trailer! We need your trailer! We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking, bud!
Holy shit. Wait, he just ran to the side.
You're off. You're off center. You need to come this way.
Yeah.
I
I
Definitely pro in the NFL quite
Year-and-a-half jet, you know, you know like the defensive like position over jet
Is it that hard to make it in that field? Well, it's the other you have the right body and physical ever
Like is it like a lot of studying already really?
It seems easy.
I was down next to Tapa Mexico.
I swear these people sitting on the beach just thought I was insane.
I had a pair of headphones on.
I got a stereo mic in my hand.
I'm just running up and down the water, trying to get as much different water footsteps
sounds as possible.
Most of what we do is take all these different elements mixed together until it sounds awesome.
I just started listening like a chef cooking in a kitchen.
I actually like that a lot.
Start throwing some stuff in.
I said, ah, maybe this spice will be good.
Rob didn't just bang on a wok.
and he beat the living snot out of it.
Jack, Jack, foot, Jack.
Foley in the water, right?
And you have 200 sound bites
and you catalog them based on intensity
and speed of the footing
and the retraction of the foot.
And you match that with the character's velocity
in the game and you always have
an accurate sound for water.
Warthog.
I'm going to make a recording of the hydraulic door here
I have a Subaru hatchback and I recorded my hatch opening to get some kind of a sound that
Kind of goes up in pitch and then you
When I went to go make sound for the mongoose I recorded a two-stroke Vespa
That I own has an aftermarket muffler on which just makes it obscenely obnoxious then we recorded
Erica Oro's Fira
Six-inch fat pipes on the back two of them do exhaust
You can hear the growl of the two-stroke, then you got this really growly, you know, four-stroke.
Then metallic.
And now it's the mixture of both of them.
You're gonna have to go us down.
He's flying through the CD.
Under fire! Under fire!
She's gonna get me up!
You're on attack!
Pull in! Pull in!
New world record, I don't believe it.
I made that, I made that!
I'm dodging you, but...
Bottle!
Bottle!
Jetlocks!
Jetlocks of Plankab!
Plankab!
Diamond Safton!
I don't even know what this guy is doing, seriously.
I mean, it's just commentary.
Bluh!
Joggin' Plankab!
Oh, I do that too!
Okay, I do that with the punch down,
because it's out of the ring.
And soon as the punch drops, it drops.
I made that, I did that, whatever you say uncle.
Yo buddy, buddy.
Excuse me.
I'll get you.
Right?
Oh, straight down, okay.
All the drop down, drop one, hat.
Okay, chat, chat, chat.
Cause the difference is that these guys use alterations
of the normal methods that are very slight,
but because they can do it because they're that fast.
But some of the shit, it's very slight, but it's very risky.
I mean, oh, it looks different
because they do the video in it
where is the python?
wait, no that edge!
he was nervous here
but I didn't project
we can look himself and he was nervous
imagine what she looked like
I see he was nervous and then he gets to harm you
is that you?
Oh
eat eat
Nails
Oh my god, so that was me close though. I will say
Yeah, check check it great. He's looking all the way down. Yeah, look at the camera
He's locking down mother all the way straight to the ground. Oh my god. Oh my god
Well, I mean, it's this sort of chat. He deserves it.
New world.
I thought I was like, are you playing with the native music?
Caught serial killers because of 23andMe and stuff like that?
No, no, no, yeah, yeah. I've heard about that.
I've seen some of these documentaries and I've heard about none of that.
Hey, if you're a government man, don't get into a nice sample.
I'm like, I'm a 3D engineer.
I have no idea what the fuck you're saying right now.
I'm sorry, it's just... I don't know what the fuck are you saying?
Right now.
Chad, you speak to us already, I mean, you know what I'm saying?
I've seen some of these documentaries, I've seen them, none of that.
If you get in government and I don't get in the last sample, no, you get in the 3D...
I have no idea what the fuck you're saying, man.
Chad, you just, it's...
I can speak to you about the government.
Oh, stop!
No, you get in the 3D.
And how people give their DNA, whatever.
I have no idea what the fuck you're saying, man.
guys it's a really what about I'm only not fucking if you don't know I mean you
don't deserve to know I'll keep it myself like my thoughts what is that
you keep it in a seven orders what is it
I'm not watching this
I'm speaking to all of you around the world from a remote location.
The authorities are looking for me, they want to take me back to that psychiatric hospital.
There's no way I want to go back there with those crazy people.
I'm on the run and I will be for a while, but I'll keep you posted, bye-bye.
I'm speaking to all of you around the world from a remote location.
The authorities are looking for a beat. They want to take me back to that psychiatric hospital.
Very interesting.
There's no way I want to go back there with them.
Very interesting.
Um, Miles, make a million updates. Is it cool though?
This is a good video. Um...
I've never shared this on YouTube before, but I'm a high school history teacher.
One of my favorite things about the Call of Duty series is that the older games tried to integrate real historical events throughout the campaigns.
I haven't played any new Call of Duty games since 2011 but the historical setting of the
upcoming Black Ops series that I just called on was Pete's mind.
I figured now would be a great time to dive back into the Black Ops series, the focus
of history.
That's what I call it.
It's a great amphibious landing craft as Sergeant Sullivan says.
It's especially haunting when you know that this battle lasted for over two months.
As we move up in this chaotic landing, we get to call in rocket strikes via the radio.
It's incredibly impressive when you think that the guys who did this in real life had
to do the Math to give the artillery and air support the correct coordinates.
This is why math is important people.
As you progress inland, we encounter more bunkers that I have—
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch, what if you—what if you get the math wrong?
What if you inverse some number or some shit?
What if you—what if you—do—you make the wrong—I mean—
—literate with robbery fire.
As I climb through this bunker, I see this Japanese soldier committing a horikiri.
This ritual form of ending one's life through disembowelment was the last resort by some
Japanese officers and soldiers.
Wait, we played...
Oh my God, we played a horror game, remember, Chad?
Where the guy's some PTSD and he's re-living his thoughts because she bombed his all-enviable
by accident, right?
And he's going through the battlefield and he's looking at his fallen comrades.
Humiliation of capture.
At the end of the mission, Sergeant Sullivan takes a sword through the abdomen so Roebuck
gets promoted to Sergeant.
He'll be leading us now.
The next mission, Hard Landing, takes place still at Pili-Liu.
In real life, the area you never field on the island was the main objective of the whole battle,
and that's our goal in this mission.
We start by creeping through a jungle war. Another buddy...
Yeah, the lighthouse. Yeah, bang, lighthouse.
Yeah, yeah, so it is.
La-Pla-Psa.
How's that larpa? It's the end that I played it.
Like, I played the game. I mean, what if it would be a real event?
I didn't only just play them, I was just sharing them with you so you could watch it.
And some people watch it.
Okay.
What else is that?
Hackers hit malware inside a metric million steam workshop maps,
and it plays a little bit in-game.
The attack bypassed two-factor authentication and took over the game since it was this one.
Um, hold on.
Do we know what not?
Nia on the map.
Do I have this dialogue at all?
No, we're good.
Um
I was so bad
I don't bother you my name is Eric and today we're gonna be talking about the Mecca chameleon situation
Okay, now before we get right into this. I just want to announce I now have a wildly popular
And fixed the bug so that is
Don't indoor laser tag area lip with blue neon strip spot. That's very little down those door cover metal
rating ramps and tight corridors. Nothing here really seems off. Uploader has a profile picture,
nothing that would immediately tell me.
Tell you what, though, Jeff, I should props to the...
It's like props to the...
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downloads check it in 100,000 million dollars max. And luckily they were
right on this they're thinking okay a sudden command from window popping up
during a steam workshop mod downloading is odd. Oh hell no! Absolutely right. So
let's take a look so what happened? Check check if I can man probably is opens when
you know your mod I mean check you I mean I'm pulling the flight on the PC
physically I mean I'm burying the fucking so they open it and everything
looks normal there are no weird fun just no batch files here they have to find a
bug in the main game it calls the load it goes and that's all okay it makes
sense okay I jump off today anything interesting dude I just a random
chatter and Jack click on him and I and I favorited him which I what does that do
if I did that, is that we get scavenged?
I think I'm something in a chat.
I'm a little historic.
What does that do?
Just say you're a liar, and it's fine.
I understand.
Yo, yo, yo, I'm a man of my fucking word.
Shut the fuck up!
For four seconds, genuinely shut the fuck up.
I'm a man of my word, and I will fucking do some ass
and with the bunny suit, whatever fucking hell, sure.
I lost.
But stop with this fucking
Hustle ass bullshit. You're saying Joe fuck you peaked immortal bro, and you lied and you said you peaked silver
You did you lie?
No
What bookmarks by
Control
I mean
and it got community noted so this is my promise I've said it before I'll say
again chat if there was a wager and he lied that she is fucking diabolical I
mean Chad that's that's that should be shunned upon and that should be called
out I mean that's straight I mean Chad that's like hustling it like this is
really weird I will watch the Emery Lied video on the day that Miss Kiff loses
the court case when the judgment is done and Miss Kiff loses his court case for
this. I will watch the emerald line video. I think this seems reasonable. I just haven't
gotten around to it yet or if you somehow
I got nothing. Alright, check.
What should I play this? Play that controller or a smart controller?
PlayStation day, PlayStation.
Shout out PlayStation to the sponsor of the stream.
PlayStation. PlayStation day, PlayStation.
Saddle place. I supposed to the street
Jesus man. Yeah, these are the sponsors segment. Shout are crazy
Yeah, I mean they have like three clips that are like
Do you find yourself to be a man of your word I
For the most part. Yes. Do you think that's important to be yes?
I think it's important to be genuine
Go through the things you say besides the Tesla give away
Can I ask how much his car is worth roughly um yeah it's around like like a
little under 200 I'm pretty sure so around 200k let's say yeah what's 5% of
that
10,000 so then why the fuck have you not paid me the $10,000 that you owe me from
our last basketball won't be one when I beat your ass you did not pay me you did
not pay me and every time I asked you to pay me you dodged it and now you're
trying to rematch me in basketball when I haven't paid it off the first time five
percent of your car
anyway
Yo, what the fuck like that's that's a baddie to you. I know cat I should bassfuck
Hey big clip. Oh wait, hold on is it my not on hot oh shit that was on hot side
Okay, yeah, yeah, then the credit to that on Twitter that I couldn't play Valorant
You refused to play CS because you said I'm bad at CS, which in your head you knew that you were a mortal one peak
Invalorant. Yes. I'm alive. Just play, bro. It's not good content. If you lie, why are we here to entertain people?
Why are you lying? Just play. How is the fucking point of Rooster Better Gamer going to be if we're fucking giving people handicaps?
You should have given me like nine kills in Valorant, bro.
I knew I knew you were gonna find out
That's the reason Joe the reason I didn't
Valorant I've been waiting
Why didn't you just not lie just give me a handicap in the game like I did?
I've been a rage baby on my chat
Thank the Lord. This wasn't me. I would have a chat you can make fun for being a red
I would have been fucking blue in the face out of yo
Oh, I would have passed out fucking yelling at his shit. It's fucking diabolical
Fucking said you were sober too multiple times
You said oh you're just a crybaby loser
I beat your ass in yoga sir. No shit. You'd be my ass in yoga sir
I know move I couldn't see anything you fucking board
Yeah, wait a minute. I beat your ass in jail. Yes, sir. No shit. You beat my ass in jail. Yes, sir
I know move I couldn't see anything wait. He had no move and did he had move?
69 law lex QCL
Like so the whole seven just ready to be him how good it oh
Hey, that was his handicapped. It took a handicap. Um
Chat no movie still ready
readily easy no oh my god if he cheated it oh my god oh dude I want to
actually have anything to jam but if you cheated it in the other game he
definitely cheated it in the in in GeoGazern absolutely I mean there is a
zero chance if he was gonna if was if he went to that length to cheat and
in Valorant with the big,
I absolutely cheated the fuck out of the Geogazer.
Dude, I can't want to go over and look at it.
Like, bro, what are you doing?
It's called a fake.
You might not know what that is.
It's probably like a corn ball.
It's called skill.
What is that chip like that's terrible like I'm now
Bro, I'm fine. I the only thing I don't want Yugi. This is what I don't want
But if I somehow
Chapters, bro. Yes, and you point towards infinite craft as the reason you lost
I will be severely annoyed. No, I wouldn't do it. Why would
There we go chapters
Yeah, let's pass the ball 5,000.
Oh!
Okay, good.
No, no, no.
Now you're muling.
Now you're muling.
Yeah, I can play this.
Yeah, I can muling.
Better than...
Oh, holla.
No.
I ever think that...
Keep it on moving, but...
Me?
Hmm.
What's your favorite juice?
Alright, we're gonna do Max Round Time in a minute.
So you're it. Can we throw chat in here during this depends what's an emo emo
totally so they can't type because they're gonna type where they think you
are okay and if you reach out you'll get a you're right I'm done let's do it
All right. You ready? Mm-hmm.
Tell them I'm not joking. I'm joking.
Do you want to talk while we do this or do you want to like oh, so you just want to like turf and shit? Oh, yeah
Yeah, like where do you think we are right now?
I mean, I prefer not to tell you you I mean, I prefer not to tell you
Like you see like is this even fun to you what?
Well, I went off of a win.
This is really just a gas bucket.
Like, I don't really know where we are.
I I'm just like.
Yeah, son of a bitch.
I should have went.
I saw Coca Cola and we are in the northern hemisphere.
So I just went like, what are you even saying?
What are you even saying?
I didn't.
Oh, easy.
That would be Jack.
Was that grace?
I think we know where we are and I know where we are
Yeah, it could also be not please really a matter of
Just nearby yeah other person. No, it's just race
Now the house. Yeah, the house is with with the toilet. It's really just gonna be region guessing here
Wait wait
Chet, it's even- okay, hold on. I don't want to be rude, Chet, but it's even the worst
that the Chet is in an email only if the mods have a complete... the mods can do just
whatever they want to. It's even easier to cheat when your mods can type by themselves.
You don't know Greek? No, I don't know Greek! Are you-
I never looked at a fucking- you never looked at like a fucking fraternity symbol or anything
in your life. That's Greece. That was Greek. Oh, no, it's easy. It's easy. It's easy.
It's no, no, it's it's it's chat. It's azur. It's a courageous stand or one of the one
of the stands here, I believe. I'm just gonna trip in. I want to go look at what the fuck
that was. Or is it you? Oh my god, I'm moving. We reset reset reset. No, no, that's a disqualification.
round is to me first round is to me, first round is to me, first round is to me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not 1-0, 1-0, 1-0.
It's not 1-0.
I bordered the match, we did the match.
W-chat, W-chat.
Bro, I actually just started moving instinctively there.
That's crazy.
No, you didn't have to abort it, you could have just gone back.
No.
No, because we have to restart.
OK, respect that, respect that chat.
It is not competitive integrity and it's knowing that if you've altered the format
To full reset off the rip it is that I knew that I'm saying if you if you if you fuck with the format by accident
You for you points I got on you are voided
Because I moved in that round
Oh, wait, no, no, I'm still in party. I'm in part move that one. I'm
What is that it's your um wow that was so cheap peru. No, you're good. I did not like I
I would also do that if I was down and losing
But that's just me
Respect to do you don't feel the pressure
When you fought I would already like to smell the harm the last name for last quest is he going?
Bang Wow
I would have had it.
You got steadily.
You get points for that.
It's crazy you get points for that when it's like your logic was just dead off.
I guess my logic was dead off.
What did I say?
Brazil probably, I can't tell.
Oh shit, uh, maybe I'll give you that
Let me tell you chili chili chili chili chili probably
There's a talk talk, what does that tell you? What do you mean? There's a talk talk
There's a talk talk, what do you mean brother? I'm good. I really want look at his eyes on them. Yeah
Hmm. There's a talk talk. What does that tell you?
What do you mean there's a tuck tuck? Oh
There's a talk talk, what do you mean, brother? I'm good. I'm nearly won
I wanted to go near Lina, but that looks like in the middle of nowhere to me.
My strategy is kind of just fast gas.
Finland.
That's stupid, guys.
It makes sense.
You have to guess in general, really.
I mean, it makes sense.
It's, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
um, yeah, United States, United States, United States, I'd say, um, no, upper, upper left,
upper left, Oregon, Oregon, fucking it's, it's the Pacific though.
I heard the Pacific.
Dude.
I'm crazy.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's just what I do think.
I'll take the lump.
That's crazy.
That was California.
I was almost confident I was going to go in Canada or somewhere around there because
Because I don't know why, but the overall, the soil and whatever is more reddish on the left and on the right if it's coniferous trees.
Whoa.
Where are we?
I got like nothing to work here.
It's the iron.
This is bad news bears for me.
What was that?
Oh, she easy.
That's um, um, um, something that also doesn't look like that or, uh, a thing.
Oh, sir.
I forgot, I forgot, I was only here to look at the internet.
Hey! Hey!
Where are we going?
I got like nothing to work here.
This is bad news bears for me.
I
You're not that bad
No, I remember those ones when trees are covering me and everything like this is just fucking so yeah
He's fucked. Yeah. I mean, I enjoy Bartolo or
Or I'm not able to move bro.
Don't disrespect yourself like that ever again.
I'm unable to move and then just.
Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, why is Joe not instantly
clicking something that he has a wild guess off the rip?
Why?
Cause he's gonna move and then he's gonna get it.
Click automatically something and he's gonna have to guess
something in five seconds.
It puts him under the gun and then,
then if anybody get him in the way,
just go with the sun and he's fucking sending it.
I'm staring at a car and that's it.
car model son son and where you're on the road and left to right is messing
here I was it I would just say another look down
GG GG
wait hold on hold on hold on how do you get it right and that's it
You're moving around the whole fucking world right now.
I'm surely losing this round.
Oh.
I probably didn't cheat on this one.
He didn't cheat.
He didn't cheat.
He bumped live.
I don't think he's cheating in this one again, Otis.
The format with the handicap is way too busted though.
Bro, it's fucking 2-1.
The first of three is the best it's massive five. So first of three, okay
You didn't see anywhere. He just thought about his rank. That's cheating. I mean that's after cheating what?
No, that that's like that's like saying uh, this guy didn't then change in the longest. He just read the chat. I mean
Then we did in rainbow six, oh, I have had enough of this shit
No. Hello, mister. The same. I lost in the room.
Stream two cockroaches in the walls. You should hire an extra. Can I get a welcome to the
jungle? I'm trying to go fast, man. I'm trying to go fast. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, I have to
hold. I think he's going to go super fast. So it runs. I think he's going to run maybe.
Or is this the...imagine it's just like walking?
Hopefully it doesn't...is mine thing epic?
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Okay, okay.
Um...
Uh...
Sir, how far we go?
How far?
3,000, you said 1,000, you said 1,000, you scammed!
1,000.
Jesus, that's just sad, really.
It's just awful.
I'm going to chat, but I'm going to get there.
Um, yeah, I think I already saw this, no?
It's far more communal, if that's the right word for it.
Like, people, people are hanging out.
Like, we were all friends with one another.
We were all friendly with one another.
We were all friends with one another.
We collaborate.
And then I think somewhere along the line, I think, like, post-COVID,
COVID, like during COVID, it got so big that people started
making real money, like crazy money. Because before that,
it was just like Ninja and Tifu and all those guys that got
like, you know, 20, 30 million dollars or some crazy shit like
that. And then everyone else was making a decent amount of
money, but it wasn't anything like during COVID. And then I
think like, it got really clicky.
Yeah, and community started like, that's been a minute, like
along, it's crazy. So you use the watches back in the day.
No, no, I wouldn't type up the problem is that every group was mainly accepting and was mainly still branching out and I let people in
And then people people start on me that gets it
I guess he's part of it and and and every sudden this thing where you can only collab and go with anybody near the top
but if you were of this political stature or
Yeah, or if you were accepted amongst the the cool and I think among us
Accelerated the fuck out of that
like
He's not making the the the
Why doesn't everyone?
To be in this lobby, you need to have all of this and be all of that.
I'm just being happy less than a friend.
I think that's odd.
That was a lurker.
Okay, so you-
Yo, yo, we-
Okay, okay.
I'm choosing my words for you, which is that we made Among Us era.
Okay, I'm not saying we made Among Us, I'm saying we-
As a conglomerate, we made it to the Among Us lobbies.
Okay?
And everybody was invited.
Okay, everybody was invited.
Even the small showers, if you want to feel that, what's your viewers?
everybody was invited
everybody was invited, and everybody would run obvious
and everybody was in it
and no matter what people did or whatever
they were in the lobby
that's why he watched bruce
yeah bruce and rage and dot-tex
so you never watched my shit?
no, i think i rather died
i never watched your shit either
sorry, that was weird
honestly, that's good to be honest
i feel like i could be honest with you bro
i did fun shit back then
no, and i bet you did bro
but i wasn't feeling like to me apparently
That's the PR side. That's where I see it. That's so funny because like half of the people that you guys consider to be
PR side are just like
Demonic, yeah, no, yeah, I mean come to find out you know used to be
So here's the thing like like I said, we used to be fairly tight knit like everybody would hang out with one another
Everyone would collaborate with one another and it was like whoa it literally was just like you know how you go to Austin
it was kind of like that where people would just like travel to LA and and you would have these like crazy
Assortments that you normally would never get you know ex-QC with
Pokemon and something like myself and and then like clicks started forming bags started getting bigger
There was a lot of drama and and a lot of you know
accusations lawsuit shit like that and then it just imploded and people basically
basically, the way I think about it, there's two ways to network, right, network.
You can either collaborate with someone in a positive manner, or you can force a collaboration
by calling them out.
And I think we went from positive collaborations and, you know, doing.
Jack, it's a, it's, this is true, but also you can get a, also, also half blame, I say
half blame is it's a two man game.
the overall, the militarization of the internet.
What I mean by that is how much,
you have to look a certain way,
you have to say these things,
and if you don't do these things,
everybody gets mad and everybody does these things
and they do this fake wall of like,
otherwise all of this is gonna go on to you.
Otherwise we're gonna be,
and everybody has this,
every thought that there's a big cancellation gun.
There was pointing at them,
I don't know if they were doing all that,
so they had to portrait themselves,
they had to call out only those guys
And everybody was like kind of playing the parts
for a gun that didn't exist.
And I think that's what's the sad part
is a lot of these guys, especially new surer,
newer ones, these days, a lot of them don't realize it,
that that gun doesn't really exist.
It's not real, right?
And the more you get the validity, the more real it is.
And at one point, you have to face it.
Shat how is everyone doing today?
Yeah, you have to text them.
Don't say you're not in for more cover versus get this.
One stuff together to just like people constantly doing drama with one another
where they were calling each other out and shit.
And that's what ruined the environment.
Yeah, wrong.
Yeah, wrong.
Yeah, sorry.
I'll explain this one because Jack, drama was always a thing here.
Jack, drama was always a thing here, but nobody gave a shit.
At the end of the day, we had drama, Jack.
We would touch on it out.
We would make some, we would do some, we would say the outrageous shit about one another.
Okay?
And the next day we were playing a game.
Okay, because that's how it is.
We don't actually give a shit.
We wouldn't go, oh, I cannot talk to this guy anymore
because he is weird.
And I mean, we'll just went and went next.
I mean, in some of these lobbies,
I hated the half the players we played in Among Us.
I was like, fuck these busters, they're trash.
And I think they're cheating, they're busters,
and I still play games with them.
I didn't go blacklist this guy, like this, that guy.
People do that and I mean, I don't want to be rude and I want to do a big shot
start at Hassan, but Hassan is big in that.
I mean, he loved that.
I see a lot of posts on Reddit about you throwing games otherwise.
I blame people for what I'm saying.
You should play to win.
No.
I didn't change, everybody else changed.
right
that's not crazy, it's not terrible
so you think you can get really really heavy, I mean
it's not, the ball is not, it's not like a hard ball
so that's part of playing on the outside
you go and play with your friends and you play outside
uh... happens
we from
all right you
all i don't from new york do you like uh... state of the country
not not not a lot
you know i'm from
not not too much
rooms kinda messy you got a lot of stuff in there
it's not messy and there's not a lot of stuff you're wrong you need to get a
bit your vision check
i can see pretty well you know you get you gotta get your fucking brain check
for psychological disease or something. It's a fucking cardboard box. Why are you excited
over cardboard box? Do you want to fuck it or something? You stupid shit. You dumbass.
Get lost asshole.
Yo, why did he boil him to a crisp like that? I mean...
What the fuck? What the fuck?
What?
Why did he boil them so hard?
What did I do?
What?
Hey, y'all know him.
Never forget that you're the Dotex QCM.
A couple more now.
This is supposed to July.
It's time for the wild Jeep covers too.
Dropping 100 shimmers, one cash prize.
Cash money?
What do you mean cash money?
Oh
Man, yeah, but chat how though
So that's what I thought it should have been though like after a few days after a few days
Like there's like a big bad wasn't like like I said because I'm gonna
Save their flies
Um, am I still invited?
No, no, no, no.
I'm already invited.
I know this for a fact.
So, I would say, I'm in.
I'll be count when will you play in there so mr. Banana can streams night rain or shine
Okay, I'll be there I mean they like it goes live
I'll be, I'll be there.
No, I'll be in there because I'm gonna be in the server.
Are you in?
All right.
That's cool.
What else?
These now, they will not submit their music for the Grammy Awards following the recording of an Asian-focused category.
I hope music itself can be heard and love it better than being finished by original invention
Okay
I mean
I think pro language is okay though
I think pro language is okay. They don't expand the categories. They should have languages
They have to define them
Maybe like the ten main languages get a result of it?
I understand this is what they have on our...
I'm just proposing... I'm proposing an alternative.
Do you want to know why the Covenant calls the Master Chief a demon?
You only need to see him in combat.
Throughout the war, Covenant soldiers learned to fear a single name.
It was not an admiral.
It was not a fleet
While entire planets fell before the alien invasion
But how long is this?
Chief appeared wherever the battle seemed most important
Ended the same wars on seven became that's terrible man. I can't okay. All right next up chat. What we're gonna something
Oh my god, Jesus, what is that?
Pressurized Gatlin. Dude, that sounds kinda cool.
Happy birthday to you!
This is only 40 likes, I'm scared of this video.
I
Had one awesome guy
I just need a little bit.
Drive by.
The drive by.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Huh?
What are you doing?
Huh?
Who are you?
What are you doing?
It's a drive by.
I don't know what that means.
Oh, it's like a drive by and tap.
No, I don't want you to do that.
What did you just do?
Steal my data?
Whoa.
Why would you think I did that?
I'm a stranger.
Hello.
Come here.
What happened?
Help.
What's wrong with this woman?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
What happened?
He just came up to me.
I don't know if he is.
I'm waiting for my phone.
I just did a drive-by.
He's doing something with his phone.
Is this your wife?
Yeah.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I just did a drive-by.
I didn't touch her.
Why would I touch her?
He goes like this with his phone.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just did a drive-by.
I didn't touch her.
Why would I touch her?
No, I didn't I did a drive-by
Prank with a prank is you go around it and you're nice at people
You do something cool like always that yours and it's like a it's like a stack of money
And it's not it's there's or like some like a hundred bucks or something there and it's any you walk
Hey, close your mouth. A fly will go in.
Oh, what the hell?
I'm going to call 911 really soon right now.
Why?
If you like me.
You need money?
I just need, I only took a hundred. That's it.
A hundred dollars for me. Why are you still here?
Just a hundred.
What?
I'm calling 911, buddy.
Why?
It's charity. No, I need, I need charity for me.
Here can I get a welcome to the jungle my mom is kind of homeless.
Whoa.
What's your period then?
What's wrong?
Also have you seen me miss the beast video exclusive?
I'm at Home Depot now.
Here let me get, oh, oh, oh.
I'm at Home Depot here.
In, uh, Shover Spread.
I just need a little bit.
Here let me, let me get some man.
What did you do with it?
Let me.
Hey stop it.
Oh my god, bro, I'm just saying you can do it for you can do it for free
See video
That's a good prank that's a good prank
Hell, I mean it's boring, that was a good prank, yeah.
Okay, I just did something.
Thank you.
Uh, lost car.
That looks really unsafe.
Dude, I don't like the way this is supposed to turn and shake.
It's just massive.
Jesus.
Just point it at me.
Alright.
Lost card.
I'm dead. I'm on 5NPH.
This is straight for a face.
When I die, I want a big ask-a-who game with questions about my life.
Everybody has to pull up.
If you've known me in this lifetime, you've got to pull up.
My mom, my dad, my brothers, my sisters, my cousins, my aunties, my uncles, my ex-girlfriends,
my ex-friends, friends, everybody has to pull up.
If you've known me, even if it was for like two weeks, you've got to pull up.
And if you win, whoever wins the big ass Kahoot game about my life gets all my belongings.
You get everything I've ever owned in this life.
You feel me?
I'm gonna start setting up the questions now.
I'm gonna start creating the questions now.
I'm gonna start creating the Kahoot game now.
I need you to start taking notes about my life.
You know what I'm saying?
If you want to have everything I've ever owned, make sure you're doing your homework,
make sure you're studying my life.
You know what I'm saying?
I already post a lot of my life now.
You probably could win.
You know what I'm saying?
You might.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna take your notes and one number, but I want it.
I'm a big ass go-go.
So it's the first ball.
We need to know the terms first.
And then you gotta grab it and bam.
And then it bounces off and then you gotta grab it.
You gotta rush it back to the hoop under the arm,
bounce, layup.
WNBA?
Hook shot and then bam, that's it.
And then it bounces two more times, two times,
one, catch, in.
You get that?
Okay, I think stalling is fine, but I think stalling is not aura, like I mean, I'm not
offended by it, I'm just saying it's not very aura.
Uh, chat about it, chat about it, I'm going to enjoy the game, sir.
Well, it's part of the game, I don't think there's anything that's too cheesy or whatever,
I mean it's supposed to be fine.
I've gotten better at this game.
Chat, I feel like if I studied, if I studied,
I feel like it would make the game boring.
Like, if I studied for one hour, I would boil everybody.
But would it kill the magic of the game?
It kind of would.
Not an hour.
OK.
If you're a real chaser, you remember,
when I did a tournament,
and I studied for 30 minutes,
and the amount of progress that I remember from that,
was 30 minutes of studying.
And it's like I unlocked a bazillion strategies.
Like I become almost illuminated.
Sorry, I was making that.
What am I doing?
Is this some EU shit?
Oh, this is gonna be Sweden, man.
Yes.
Spin.
Wait, wait, hold on.
You said it.
Oh.
KX, why did you remove but was my favorite emotes?
None of those.
Wait, didn't they have this earlier?
I'm stalling for the reason.
The plate, the plate, the plate, the plate, the plate. So, uh...
uh brazil brazil
yeah brazil yeah but weirdo i'm i'm i'm i'm thinking hey you should do no move games instead it makes
for better games and not just who finds the language your country url first
i think you need some more he's gonna go brazil yes it is
It looks more dry, it looks more stout than it looked to you.
Okay, that's just kinda sad, I should have gotten the points for that.
I had no idea.
Um, wait, wait, how does he walk for sure?
Yeah, he's got it, yeah, he's got it, yep, it is, it is on the other side, yeah, he's got it.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, let me cut a little bit.
Sixteen months spoo.
Wait, what side is the end of the road?
South or north?
Mexico?
I don't know, that's, I don't know, yeah.
I'm not sure what this is about.
I'm not sure it's about 20 minutes.
I'm not sure what this is about.
It's a tech something.
Ticaca.
El Polar veneer.
Ticaca.
I don't want that.
Cheater.
Cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater, cheater.
I mean, he's a Googler is what it is, I mean.
Let me change the Googler.
I mean, he's a Googler.
Chad, that is absolutely...
I did it.
Wow.
That's a cheater, that's a cheater.
Watch this.
Huh?
Is that an American?
on them. Can't let me out.
Why? Because of the yellow plates.
Some people look here as well. No, I got it.
I mean, that was obvious. It's usually used as a plate.
South America, South America, yellow plate, they could only do like two plates, I'm pretty
sure. But usually, usually Columbia. There's my son at, I'm gonna say Malaysia, low key,
off the rip. Hold on. Uh.
Huh?
Eh, do you know?
Oh! Hold on!
I
Man though this is that I mean it looks like it's very far away
Hold it hold it
San Andreas
San Andreas
Middle middle the green I have to go middle the green is very greenish. I went middle the green. Wow
It's not America, but I have to go the middle of this Jack
If I'm completely clueless, middle of the grain is not terrible. It's usually going to be not like I'm not gonna get credit
I mean
Like I'm not gonna get one tax wait, I know I'm at well I know it's wrong. I've been here before
I don't actually know
Triple B also no
I'm hello
I'm cooking so that he's got it probably
Triple B also more ended wait wait wait wait wait what is it?
Oh, oh, um, um, that's if you wasn't invited, don't text to go.
That was a bit harder.
My life, and it's not my, uh...
Wow, that's, um...
That's actually very difficult.
I want you to read the chat. I'm the same one kid.
I don't know what the fuck I'm at.
Yeah, he's gonna hook me.
I want to cheat! I want you to!
Uh, Macedonia?
Fuck it. It's some balcony right side. It's some...
No Macedonia, that shit.
Um, oh yeah, South Africa, absolutely 100%.
Yellow, yellow plates, yellow white plates, I forgot what it is.
Gabon?
Oh, oh shit!
Oh, yeah, see Chad, it's white and you can study. See? The middle piece is here. If you study that, you know it is that, but I think it sucks, so.
Oh, oh, Chad! Chad!
not bad that was I mean that was a too bad that was that was a too bad just a
the wrong flag I'm gonna go and say Jordan
I'm not saying short on there.
Oh no, it's Morocco!
Dude!
Okay, whatever.
dude okay whatever Janieza follow car how do you know that
I was French um that particular that particular play that that particular
area or zone has a lot of French even though it's Arabic language like Morocco
and what the fuck
Answer the flag
If you do a tight land or some of that
Thailand Malaysia Indonesia
Flaglick that would be a Laos
Um
Cambodia
Is that tight-landed?
I guess.
I mean, I was supposed to do it. I was supposed to do it. I was supposed to do it.
I mean, I was supposed to do it. I was supposed to do it.
Chat, if I instantly tapped Leos, it wouldn't get him.
I think I would probably get him more points, because he would fail, you know what I mean?
Well, I didn't even cheat in the air, I was gonna go there anyway, it was better.
I mean, I had a...
Hold on, let me just lock it on this.
Ooh, this is actually gonna come again.
Wow, this is actually kinda confusing.
What the...
No, we've been here before!
No, we've been here before.
No.
No.
South America.
South America, but I mean, where though? Not Columbia?
What did I hit earlier?
Chat, earlier when I had it wrong, when I had it wrong, it was a top slab.
Top slab.
It was Bolivia.
Nope.
I am just gonna
Banana?
Turismo, I'm dead.
Probably more towards this spot.
He's gonna have more points.
I'm gonna sign him a say no.
It's a dot AR.
That's so lame, man.
That, I mean, hey, he got the country wrong.
Chad, this game should penalize you if you don't get the country right there.
Like, even if you're close, you don't even get the country right.
I mean, you lose more points.
I mean, he's at it wrong.
Let me just look at the architecture, let's stop the friends, lion.
Our majesty, I did
Manchester United
So they're gonna get you all slaver now I love the geo guess I don't know. I don't know. Yes, you
Yeah, I don't understand it
Chat chat chat it was it for left before for left a partial effort was it
Really
that's just annoying the m I'm actually not I mean I don't know how it's
it's not it I mean it's not it's fucked up what I mean it was there and it they
wasn't like the internet does that make sense like it was the internet but it
wasn't like my fault it it was like um
that would be let's just go let's just go here it's not it's not that it's yeah I knew
I am them
That's Thailand
I
Then he's a cheater. Yeah, he doesn't have a cheater. Really
Same as I was always always the same fucking cheater slipper. It's boy. It's it sounds like that is awesome a little bit
I like opening it is that place you get a little time. Okay. I mean, yes, that's all the time
He's got things that he's slicked and he wasn't the exact same strategy.
Like he's so shameless, he won't even mix it up a little bit then.
Man, he doesn't know he copies.
Um, very weird place, maybe something as early as that.
Wait, where's your last item?
Um...
I don't like that it's a place though, just save it, what did I say, Rudio?
I know what you know, Rudio, how'd you know that?
Wait, did I get it?
Wait, oh my god, it was a very terrible Rudio, that's insane!
wait this is weird no this is a um it's French but it's not French
KKI is more um 10pb, guys we already had this 12 last time, I said Sweden last time and
and it was this one and it's the second spot.
Yeah, he copying.
It's just, it jiggly is boring.
I mean, but you already showed it, buddy, buddy,
you already showed your side, you already showed it.
I mean, I called him out on stream for saying it for copying
and then he looked at Campiri and then he swapped places.
Oh, no, guys, I'm looking to copying.
Like, is this so obvious?
That would be.
The only.
This is the rest of the on the coast.
Maybe maybe more of a maybe more of a.
That's right.
Wait.
Wait, that's a map in a B-Man G.
Chad, I swear, oh my God.
That's a map in B-Man G.
Chad, it's the one with the chaser.
Wait, hold on, I think I just had a brain freeze.
The police is here.
Wait, what's with the small?
Nice.
Yeah, I'm good at nothing.
Um, what do you have in it?
No.
I can't find it, so.
Um, wow, I mean, if that's somebody out there, I mean, it just, it just said it.
I feel like I'm going to go crazy if I don't look at it.
It's an old bar there.
You don't care?
Okay, okay.
I mean, it's just for me.
Um, that would be...
No, no, no.
It's okay.
And the Liar?
What do you mean, cheat?
The flag is in front of you.
I stopped my camera on the flag again.
This is cheating.
Buddy, my camera stopped on the flag.
It zoomed in.
I mean, are you trolling?
Did that fly in the middle of the street?
Give me one more.
Okay, hold on. This would be, um, the wood.
Boss... no, not sure of it.
Wait? Yeah, it is actually. Hold on.
If people are going it... on the road...
Is it a Senate? No, okay, we're sat there, so I'll show you.
But where, though?
Nelson, New Zealand, I think.
Wait, you had Nelson, you're right.
I'm here again, Evans.
It can only be one or two places, that's it, but there's no other options because of
the summer.
70-punk.
I've literally been here at the exact spot in a YouTube video.
I was thinking about banger.
I always forget what this is, uh, check.
Back up, back up forward.
Um, LV.
Lithuania?
LV.
LV.
Latvia.
Latvia.
Latvia
What is it you know everything buddy you're late the screen it says doc LB
Lithuania Latvia and Estonia it's a three at the top other I mean
And then I look at it and it just says it, I mean, I don't know if it's off for me.
Day.
Um, I'm just going to see that again, maybe North Argentina, maybe like, uh, oh wait,
I got it wrong.
He's gonna do Mexico, watch this.
I win.
It could never be Colombia because of where the sun was at.
It could never be there.
The sun was in reverse.
get it right little buddy
oh wow
wow oh that didn't
wow that is I always forget what the little tail is
I just know what I did earlier.
The tail, the tail of Macedonia?
No, no, no, when I said that, it wasn't that.
It was actually Hungary.
What does it look like, the pronunciation?
No, no.
No.
Nothing is...
There's a pig! There's a pig at the bottom of the letter!
Oh, they're banging now.
They're my gun.
Yeah he's going to be here damn quick here, and look at more letters, can't see it is
please, please, please, please
what the fuck?
um, um, um, um, um, um, um
Well, it's fine.
I mean, I mean...
Now X, okay.
Then how in the name of everything,
I scan every country and I just match the letters
and he's then cheating again.
Is that, I mean, that's the way it is, rage-mates.
Bye bye.
I mean, I mean, you're rage-mating.
I know you are.
I mean he's a copier.
I mean he's just dropping me.
He's just getting whatever.
So what is this?
The Lancer.
Wow.
Probably Asian country.
I'm thinking probably what the fuck I actually have no idea
Cambodia? Wow, what the fuck? That's a Googler! I mean, he's a Googler, what?
I mean how could I cheat even though I chose the zone that I said it at 5 seconds in it?
Um, I actually don't know what this is.
Is he bugged up?
South America?
Plates
Wait, is there a follow card?
Alto
Alto?
Alto
Any flags?
Dotcom
Green plates
I'm a company lost
I know there I know there
I mean, I just chose this one I never chose it before.
That would be probably, uh, we've been here before again.
North America.
Iceland?
Where the sun is at?
Where the sun is at?
We're north. Iceland?
I don't think wow, give us that one.
I mean, he's a Googler.
I mean, he's a Googler. He's a Googler.
How did he know that spot though?
Um, and that's a Googler for sure
He doesn't know there was a fucking mountain
I love this game earlier, does it ever almost was in games maps there's some friend those I
Can't drive a go-kart
here's my thing bro can I just hello sky she said she likes oh where you at
break break on new junk city it's a tempo is a pace of play from team secret
that we can only hope we get to see showcased more here at this is me but
I could win it great to see the vendetta great to see that
to see it's clouds of other members of school brabantra and crater raccoon and
sets up the table for a third and final flash point time.
So yeah, it's going to be very difficult, your 14 secret.
I mean, why you have sundering, belated, you're not going to like, you know,
maybe get a kill off of it.
You're not necessarily going to win the point draw.
That isn't that bad, it was.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's up, fuck!
Check, it doesn't look that bad, check, it looks interesting.
Check, it actually looks interesting.
I don't think it's a good thing at all, I think it's like the game, it's like the
The corn machine or whatever.
Um, I mean, I'll get a shot.
Uh, you are broke. All that's left are bills. Uh, pass, do it with a hammer.
of
24 months down the train
I can't I can't buy a name gold oh I can I can click over up a hammer oh my god I'm gonna
Okay wider swing no shape the couch no get the gym more stamina attack speed
Yeah. Thanks for your day.
Not bad.
Hold on.
Full clear.
Wait, did you just spawn?
I see you're spending money, but there are bills to pay.
Oh, let's try that.
We have to pay them on time, man.
No
No, I don't I don't chat no
Can I pay later
Who was that luck I just a better little turn on hit there's wasn't chance to add a new piggy to the dancing
No, let's do a charm
Okay, more biggies? No. Why they're swinging, no.
Yeah, what do you have to move on this? It's just more money? Uh, overall? I think I should
both of these. Wait, what was that?
OK, wire swings and attacks me for that, and for the next.
It's not time to run, is it already, is it?
Hey, we!
Bang!
Not that right?
$3.
the tourists unlocked sunburned lazy stands there is any resource that I
upgrades okay wait what no no I didn't
Okay, is it really worth breaking it all?
Do I pay to build it all?
No.
Fuck that.
attack speed no oh my god that's a that's a buff for the money and luck Sunday
I don't get it there.
What was that for close yet?
It's not even, it's not even, it isn't a whole run then.
Um...
1% LOOT for bill paid.
Chat 1 compounds. Chat 1 is gonna compound.
Chat 1 will compound.
I
Did you actually man, okay
one
What was that?
Did it dupe? Did it dupe?
150?
New coin
I
Explosive the method for inverse
Okay, I think we need a tax feed
I'm more damaged taxing them
Oh my god, wait that is huge. I'm smashing it
He's upgraded
Wait, I thought you're getting a seminar
I think we need to say for the throat over the next cutoff
Okay, whatever to my bit early
I
Challed I choked so bad over there
One hundred dollars a jet like that engine big easy me
I
Have the bills
Why is broke smashing piggies
I mean I popped off a
Okay, okay, do I lose it like how much is this going to be?
Wait a second, is it?
Is that your corner?
I like magnets one
Open the clothes
Or new hammers
Yeah, it means for seven in we want a bunch of for the percentage chances it get a bunch of any chance
I mean
I
Went heavy
Chad do we say for
on the pigs right the trippies is in here to drop the balloons chat more loot
though more money
oh no i shot it there you go boom
it's working
Oh wait, where is the other one?
Wait, where is the other one?
Wait, where is the other one?
Can you see the other one?
Checkpoint!
Checkpoint, I'm good!
F**k up!
Oh my god, he can't be really close to that.
So why is he so close?
I mean, it looks fine, but it's too close to comfort, though.
That's worth it less of a step in a drain it
I didn't need more piggies yeah more piggies
I
Just say
dude hit him hold on
watch out what's the word I mean
Yes, both!
Yes!
No, wait, hold on, I have to get to the builds.
No wait hold on I have to hit the builds.
Why did I go to the game man?
Checkmate.
I don't have enough time for this, no one.
Okay, so I have to go early.
Pay bill.
Attack speed.
First they add a bill, right?
It was a double loot.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bad, bad, bad.
Please, looks good.
We want all the money.
All the money.
Money money only money
Yeah, we just stacked money
Everything money
Back speed
Well, we're gonna have the cities though. Yeah, we need to add bids
So what if it really doesn't
more income of all sources of thank you for sure
Oh my god, I'm actually the girl.
I'm hitting.
if I'm gonna make it before.
Come on.
Shaz, so we should barely, right?
I'll build all this one.
of
death
of
death
of
I can double down?
Coin flip is 4x, if he needs to drop the items then let's loot this round now.
that. Hold on, I'm gonna do the madness. No, no, it's not it. It's not it. Yeah, why would
you want so busy? That means that it's a two x from the flips. So two x for for less than
half? The man in the jacuzzi?
um...
Piggy's for sure.
Oh wait!
How do you- I mean Piggy's.
I
Think Richard and I'll try this
And that's where
Isn't it?
No way that's money!
Wait, I was so poor. Wait, I don't think we're gonna make it though.
Wait, I think we're going to... check the M's a lot of the new issues up.
I don't know what to make of it.
There's one more right at the gamble.
Wait, wait, what do you want to make of it?
What was I supposed to say?
Yeah, but I'll buy one of those, I can win that.
Oh, where do you download that?
Darn, tell them to play one of that, man. I'll download the next one.
Um, just a whole bit, I guess.
It's not gonna hit, isn't it?
It hit!
Can I do it again?
Can you tell me right now?
Yo, yo, yo, what's up guys?
What's up?
We are dark and dark ring so let me let me break this down. We just played with a crack addict
He's just crack addict who's 19 years old. He's played this game way too much and
After he left Vicky said I want to play with someone who's around our skill level aka played before but bad
I said, I think XQC might be the same level. I was I messaged you and yeah
So all three of us are kind of like we've played before but I don't know shit about this recent patch
And it's pretty chaotic
That was it you played Georgia or was that somebody else? Yes. It was easy Eugene
Yeah, I remember
Yeah, I remember
We did play I was healing and you would go in and just die instantly. Yeah, we get a separate door
Remember that's not gonna change
Yeah, I'm sorry, I was playing brain rock gamer. It's a smash to piggy. I
I was watching I was sure you were locked in or not man. It's fine. You want to keep smashing some
What
Nothing all my hits and I still don't make it. I mean there's no point. Yeah, I'm gonna make don't make it to what
No, I cut off. It's a yeah, the bills to pay
Oh, it's like lethal company. Yeah, it's a it's like a rogue like client smasher and honestly, it's kind of diggling
It's it was gonna have to stop playing
Okay, well hey man, if you want to go back whenever you
Okay, what do you play?
Most of Barbarian
Okay, she's on barb right now, but I mean she probably would love to get on Ranger. It's her favorite
I'm on cleric. I'm healing. I'll put anything. Also, why is there other feedback?
Somebody see backing in this, I think. Hold on, let me check. Oh, it's my, it's my AC.
I'm fucking dying in here, man.
What is the loud? Oh, I mean, says me. Mine's loud, too.
No, it's, I need to turn my gain up or some shit. It's, you want everything. Oh, I play Fighter.
Okay. Yeah, y'all want a double frontline? Fuck it. We'll just start swinging on bitches. Wait, oh, I forgot people play,
Yeah, people play like the the cleric ranger like mage combo and they run around also it's echoing somebody. It's dude dude
It's different now
Really? Okay, when's the last time you played Felix?
Okay, okay, literally about a year ago. Maybe a year and a half. Okay
Okay
Yeah, so Vicky and I are both overwhelmed
It's a lot. Why really? There's something called there's okay. So number one you're gonna log in you're gonna be like
Level one, which you're gonna be percless if you remember it fucking sucks. We're still level nine. We're not even 15 yet
and number two
There's like they just had a patch. They added a fuck ton of spells to the game. It's a lot of shit
It's all over the place druids are rampant the move speed meta seemed to have gotten fixed, but it's just it's a lot now
Beaky compared it to like retail wow
Interesting I
I really thought this game the spells were beginning too much and the arrow in the range and they maybe just elaborate to
Develop the melee combat more and make it very stiff for the the mages and they have to play melee mages
And I don't know why they went with more spells and more rain events really bullshit
Well, they got polymorph. They got frost nova druids are shape-shifting into penguins and chickens. It's ridiculous
clerics now have like
Divine sword and shit. I'm just gonna play base cleric healer and keep it simple
So Vicky he plays barbarian typically no
I mean I was gonna spin
Then fucking keep the spin we'll do fighter barb cleric. What's this? You got you too will be the wall
Yeah, they have
Yeah
so what kind of fighter you can play shield we do here we also play double
barb double whirlwind I can play right now I mean I don't even have any talents
it right so I can't even do anything else but second I'm right hot to muggy you
can have two spells you can have talents oh yeah I'll play position right
Yeah, let's see here, but just pick what you actually want to play because I like it is like
Shit, actually
All right
Play your fuck. I need your name. How do I invite you here? I
Probably need to make a new character, right?
Yeah, you keep your names and stuff. Oh, yeah, wait, why don't my name if there's no name on it?
I've never before
It was
I don't know, actually.
It was, um...
Oh, no.
Hey, Kota's looking at the fucking cursor on my monitor again.
He's locked in.
No!
You gotta get him out of the room.
He's addicted.
He's just staring at my cursor.
He's just staring at my cursor.
The name is not appropriate.
The name is not appropriate to black love.
Black and long black and long what about this one what the fudge black and long works but
black black and long look I said a lot of other games like like Roblox and other games
ban the word black like buddy buddy get I feel like
banning black is more racist than than than having black in anything.
Did they ban white?
Oh, yeah, it was bad way.
You have to say why T.
OK, you just got to ban those two colors.
All right, people, what about all the other ones?
Sam.
Well, I mean, I don't know what I'm going on.
What other ones? Go ahead.
What other colors?
I
Join the lobby gamer wait wait what why can I accept that like okay? Hold on. This is correct. Oh, I'm is seen at spell
Yep, yeah, I am looking at I think I turn out my men by bikes way back in the days
So I have to go to play around friends
Player list black and long invite a party sent it an invitation was sent oh
In the north right of your screen, you'll see a little scroll click that
see it
uh...
sure go go go now
by june
and
all right
well you guys can't help it
you can take it
and pay away for furries
uh... like it's you lose a stat and you gain a stat i would say that
What do you gain with this? I think it's... let me look.
I didn't push myself.
Yeah, I don't know, we did this forever.
So I gain two decks, but I lose one strength and one vigor.
But that's fine for a healer, right?
What is that back for me?
Actually, no, that's terrible for me.
Uh...
I think I care about...
I think decks is really good for you.
Squire.
Okay.
I should go Black Panther.
But they're not changed?
Like, I don't care about strength and vigor, I do,
But I care more about agility for kiting. So yeah, plus two adge is huge
Now I'm black panther wait, there's a dwarf skin what the fuck that'll be
No, I think it's because you're low to the ground. You just get smacked in the head and take tons of damn
Oh cause minute. I yeah, I can buy you guys a thing. I can buy a race
Yeah, but I mean, I don't know what you want as a fighter
Wait, what is it here?
It did you
Yeah, it takes away staff give staff so in some depending on what you're playing it could be better. Yeah
Why are you third wheeling my brother? I?
Feel like maybe I think lizard men is good. I mean armor raiding and less headshot that
taken
Lizard but you can't wear helmets. Oh
Oh
It's so fucking hot wait, how do I
You think it looks hot right click and equip not that you're not the lizard
You got that helmet take that helmet off you see
Now what's good for for a mile?
Fuck you like that. Well, we love that the hell that's sick
I think I'm pants. Oh, just you man. It's nice. Just you man. We're gonna go in and just not wear gear
So yeah, I don't know. I don't do I don't know what's best for you, man. I could not tell you okay
What about a demon can I push it can I use the helmet?
Should be okay
It would say if you couldn't use a helmet, okay, so I have to buy you a USD
Go ahead and swipe
So there's two game modes. There's normal game mode in this and then there's like squire,
riches or whatever. Everyone goes in with no gear. But the gear is like amplified. It's
disgusting good. But only one team can get out.
Oh, I like that.
And you have to not only, hold on, you have to go through the first four. So you go down
to another level every only reds then you have to take reds again go to the third floor and then
there will be only three blue portals oh that's bad we're probably gonna have to be a little
yeah and it's it's definitely a pvp fest it turns into a massive brawl the issue is because we're
gonna die really often we're not gonna get any levels but it is the most fun also the most chaotic
So I'd say we start with normals take it slow get your controls get your key
bindings see how you feel maybe get one extra perk by getting five and then we
can go to Squires for riches normal still fun like we can still go down and
there's still fights there's still PvP
Okay, I did that.
Helm, right-click it.
So, what you should do is go to...
Got it. I got it. I got it. Finish it.
It says that I can't wear helmets.
I can't.
Oh, you can't?
What are you saying?
You're saying go to Squire? Okay, it's fine.
Let's just go home.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, no, go to Squire.
Yeah.
Hit it.
You're gonna...
And you're gonna basically adjust your kit to what you want.
You can start with all these grays then make sure you accept all the quests everything with the green
Expression point. Yeah, but my base
Gun and all oh, I can use one of it one of his new ones
Like this don't know what you're saying
Shall I write I
Would grip those demon horns of yours real good when visiting to use the the falchion
I'm gonna use that.
Yeah, I've falchined, I remember being good, yeah.
Yeah, falchined it the fuck up.
And I want like a bucket helmet.
Bang.
Well you didn't equip it, I think you said it but you gotta actually equip it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You still have no helmet on.
Yeah, I wasn't even done.
Almost done, almost done. I just slugged almost, almost done.
No, you're good. So here's how this is gonna go. You're playing a short sword and board fighter and she's playing
Whirlwind Barbarian if she says she's going in Felix you might want to get the fuck out
I just leave you. Oh, she's
Okay
And I'm just gonna heal whoever the fuck is near me at the time
I'm trying to heal both of you if they get if people push past you turn the fuck around and kill them because I am
Worthless I do nothing by myself
I'm ready. I'm ready to go slam. All right, let's do a normal forgotten castle
What what was that why is it doing squire Royale am I not lead
So I can't I suck I'm we all fuck on me. I mean what I do
Well, I think you do you have any grains or blues equipped?
No, you have to take those off babe. I don't oh you don't fight
No, you're good. You you don't have shit. Can you give me lead potentially?
Yes
Is this like the region
You mind what is that? No, well, I'm trying to go to normal campaign a
Crip cross loader saying so we ready up
Oh, yeah, that's squire way out that's what we want to do. No, we're not doing we're doing normals
Well, that's pussy shit. What the fuck? Okay, fuck it squire way out hit it
Just gonna fucking go in so when we first drop in we're just gonna w key loot as much as we can
I'm telling you the fights are coming in fast. All right, so and we see it. It's the only one only one makes that alive, right?
Yes, but we have to go through three floors this we are going to go reds we have to find reds and go to the next floor
step or
When we see a team remember that will not be the only team yeah
Yeah, we got a promise. I will not never will be yeah
We should put some posture for sure because we're gonna get cornered and and party team. Yeah, we're gonna get butt-fucked sideways
yeah hard like we were getting owned playing with the best route in the
game didn't matter always doing like the mouse thing and it was it was no I
may just want to quit actually watching in place so gross all right start
killing prior number one is actually just extracting and getting xp also big
You should see legendaries and epic so the gear is amplified, yeah, the gear is amplified.
It's actually gross how good the gear is here, I want to get some good shit, you will, you
I
Believe it, I'm with you here
I got a spider on me
one of them is
low we got more shit going on
i'm spinning i'm spinning i'm spinning i'm okay i'm i'm healing
those bullets i'm here i'm here i'm here i'm here i'm here i'm here i'm here
you gave me a meal i'm here i'm here
i'm dead fuck oh there's like six people yeah that's ridiculous let's go my alarm's going off
Well that was fucking stupid. Good luck gamers.
I'm managing them.
Hit them in the head.
We are still alive, let's go chop wood.
What are you doing?
Here's one HP, just keep yelling.
Yeah, there are multiple teams out here by the way, this is not just one.
So, sitting around doing nothing is good.
They will kill each other.
Am I being outrun?
I don't understand!
Yeah, they said you are stupid, yeah.
I
Are doing great
There's only one it's a 1v2
I
Yeah
This is the entire lobby in this room by the way
Listen down there there's a
They're coming through they're coming through
Jump down jump down jump
I'm not yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
fine
It's not fine
All right
Okay, let's go Felix this is it man
So as you're a gaming warlord let him know
Oh
Don't out of PvE. Oh god, please
Hey, oh, there you go. Oh, you said that guy's over now. They're mad at you
Well, why you are teaming we love it
Oh, you're so cool.
Yo, he's dropping potions for you.
There's a healer right behind you.
You'll go to full if you get it.
Oh, hey, you can res me here.
Oh, hell.
It's moving.
It's moving.
Feel it.
It's moving.
It's go time.
Good luck.
Ah!
Died.
Why is the whole level here, man?
Okay.
time. Good luck.
Why is the whole lot of you man?
Okay, what about you if we hide you?
That was just that was good.
I was we're doing good landing heels too but yeah, I got I got smoked.
Okay, but Jamie though, I think we were doing good for what we had it like that was like
above average above expectations for sure.
I feel pretty good about that.
Yes, I'm all right. Let's change the the side we're queuing change some shit
What are we changing? I don't know not lead but stop the snipers. Oh
Like how
I've been that boots are too slow
Okay, it's ready up
so
Yeah, that I guess that this is it's a cooked fucking
It's hard to stream this game in the squirter riches, especially we're also behind we're missing three perks
Yeah, I'll I mean all of that would be fine if we're not playing three minutes in time
but I think it's a bit much right like
Let's just do what we did again. I didn't have a spine. All right
Watching
Ah, here's your bit, man.
Oh!
That was sick.
Where'd he go?
Look, look, look, look, look.
Ah!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh, don't look.
Okay, look away from it when it doesn't scream.
Okay, I'm looking away.
You get rooted.
You'll see it.
It's going to start doing it.
That's screaming.
That's it.
You just got to look away from it.
Fuck it up.
Fuck it up.
Just keep blasting it.
Where did you go?
I'm here.
I got a legendary helmet that sucks, you can't even use it.
Oh my god, I'm doing that on this...
Wait, is it a- wait, is it good for me though? Is it good for me though?
No, we can't- literally you won't be able to equip it.
Why not?
Because it's rogue and bar only.
I'm spinning?
Can I? Can I? Yep.
Oh, nice spin.
It's actually fucking clobbering.
It's dark. That's huge
Team team to do the team team team
Just fucking gang on them
Another deal nice. Okay. She's Christ
All right, I'm the campfire and you can probably get your second win back so get ready to sit on this
Yeah, the bar back in so hard
to see me press G on this so you get your thing back second one Felix yep I
don't know if you're gonna get it back we'll see
yeah I have not looted fucking anything yet
We need to look we need to look we need to look at that no we do I think I need to
rule by boot entirely and I think they're gonna give me slow no boots add
Move speed
Maybe I'm just getting fucking ranger here. Oh, no blue arming sword on blue arming sword Felix on this corpse here
Max ever
How many where you have it?
I have some I have some
I don't hear you jumping up jumping up you jump up. He's here. He's just haunting shit. I swear to God
Yeah, he's on stream
I
Look cool
What is that
Yeah, there is but there's also other rooms just keep going I have a mitra for you. It's a helmet and mitra
All right, I guess it probably if I can use it I think it's dog shit
Yeah, about a month better.
Yeah, about a month better.
Three decks, blue pants.
Okay, dropping them here.
Oh, people, people, people.
You're behind me.
Yeah, I see it, I see it, I see it.
Coming in!
Watch the front, boy, front, boy!
Right there, Tracer!
Let's go back to the fuck out, we gotta be careful, remember, I know the team's gonna come in.
Not if I didn't disengage at all, yep.
Got a druid out over here.
Yeah, they're coming in.
For a little split, I'm with you behind you.
I'm on A1, A1!
I see it. Don't get it by that bear. Don't get it by that bear.
I can't see a locust swarm on this fucker. I don't know where he went. He's gone.
He's chicken. Okay, I'm here.
Oh fuck that it's a lot of pve we gotta back the fuck out of this lot of pve out here
Chopper what I'm trying to get you okay watch pve behind you I have a heal I have a heal
I'm not dying.
Stop moving, babe.
I'm moving.
I'm storming.
This is changing.
I'm not going to go down.
I'm not going down.
Okay, I'm out of kills, I'm out of camp.
Yeah, I did too.
Someone drop a campy.
I'll put it down and sit.
I'm not playing guitar.
Wait, I can only hear you swim on this.
Okay, wait, I'll make it.
No.
Yep, just drop it.
Just go ahead, just find it.
Three, two, one.
Holy fuck of Christ.
On this okay, wait, I mean no get this job it is go ahead. It's fine. We do holy fucking Christ
With the countdown
There's a beautiful guitar magical bonus legs if you want on the ground, I don't want the shit I do I do want them
There's a guy see him. He's up top. He's up top above you. He's when stealthy. He's a stream cyber
trying to be on stream okay we need to loot some of that because there's a lot of loot in here for sure
oh i can't even fucking wear these uh we got bodies here
uh there's a rogue here what's that we have by the way there's like a a whole dungeon in here
um we're as fucking clueless as you know right we don't know i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm out i
I don't wanna be here anymore.
Just move.
Get through here, get through here.
Oh no, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
There's the rope.
Yeah, he's the same size.
He's dropping things for us.
I'm taking it all.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's garbage.
Can we make it down?
It's until we meet again and he's leaving.
Really?
He fucking left.
Alright.
Well, I didn't get shit for loot.
My gear is horrible.
Yeah, man, that's a fuck's sake.
Oh
Middle mouse, middle mouse with pink. Yeah, they're down there. They're down there
Felix here's a blue helmet if you need it, I don't know if we do yeah, I do please
Beautiful
Now we don't need that as barred shit. Is it really fucked on loot? No, we're gonna go right and then
Oh
Okay, Felix on me. Come on. Please feel something. You're still pissed at the Vienna
I'm trying to do it
Okay, let's go. Let's go. We're gonna go into the circle and take these red. I'm opening
Okay, go through
There's people
Oh, hell, it's just cooked. It's just so cooked. It's everything we're cooking. They're behind us, too.
Airman, bring some!
Come through here, come through here, come through here. I'm dead.
Bro, what?
You'll press M to open the map.
Oh, what are you saying?
True. True. There is a map of the gift.
Oh, body ball.
Oh
No, those guys were camping the two red portals and as soon as we left they chased us they were trying to stop us that was their
So
No, no one extracted Felix
But she left nah, I'm gonna play about you
Yeah, that'd be awful
One of us making it now. We just all send it
Is this normal by the way? Is this like how they normally goes that was pretty crazy like I think these are
Yeah, there's normals that are like way slower, but like not as much we could be
I'm gonna take divine grace that's gonna be good we like that for our team for sure
surely so what we have to do is we have to extract good to the reds then we have to do
it again and then we have to get into the blues it changed a lot of pleasure there's
me a lot there's gonna be a lot less play on level two like it's like as if we make
at the level 2 we have a way better chance of doing better overall right?
I don't know if it keeps the same players or if it queues you into another lobby.
The lobby refills everything.
Also, Repo said if you guys want less cancer or sniper lobbies tell X to hide a server and
lobby bottom left with facecam.
Okay, I'll do that.
Happy 40 months and like 10 years of lobby.
And then we'll just, yeah, pretty much the same.
Www ask you see ww chest ww. Yeah, it's we're basically just sending this on alarm just queue up and it's all just getting in
Hi, I'm ready now
Hi, I'm new
Live snipers, so I
Mean maybe they're not sniping right it just that was weird. Maybe they were just gatekeeping
There are the only both of the red portals were stag use fart. Yeah, but what about
Well, but generally though, does it actually just we wait for other places to up and to enter on from other servers
And it all it refills from
What did you say to me
That seems pretty crazy
Oh
Look at the class barred at our job us can wear that. No, I'm clearing. Oh
Same thing. I just got a legendary warlock chest. We're actually getting no
All right, who wants to define great honestly, I think
Okay, Felix, I'm gonna give you Divine Grace.
All healing I do, you get 25%.
Okay, what?
Alright, come on, let me divine heal you.
Immediately.
Out again? Is there another buster over there?
Yeah, that's a lot of healing.
Send a mask!
Take that!
Oh my god.
You're fucking nuts with a fog!
What the f-
I have no heels and I'm one HP and there's people coming
I
Very close
Huh
Okay, and then we're gonna have to res her that's gotta be enough I'm gonna go send it right now
No, her gears here
Chopwood
Okay, got it
And then we need to go
Yep, you did I see it
They have nothing oh
Yeah, I mean don't the game just started why are two yeah, I'm too rich is everyone starts with nothing
All right
Don't move
Skate, hold on. It's fine, you're good.
I hope so.
Where's my, like, um, motor?
I barely have it with you, but I barely have it with me.
I'll give you your heels back in a minute.
You fucking looted me.
I didn't know. I didn't know. Is there somebody in your corpse?
Here's your chest. Right there.
That's a huge nail.
Alright, I'm gonna see if these guys have any campfires or anything.
You guys have a lot of good valuables.
Yeah, cause you fucking looted me.
You fucking just shot us with it instantly, all of it.
I'm trying to show it off to you.
Is Wood Men's axe good?
Oh, come here.
If you're chopping wood.
Put that on you.
Okay, and you have any campfires?
Because I'm out of heals again.
Have a luck.
There's a lover.
There's a lover there.
I'll put it down.
Motherfucking...
What?
She's far into my face.
Where's the campfire?
Oh, what?
Oh, you want me to put it on you?
I'll do it.
he's given to me I'll put it down so you guys keep going that's fine I'm a
luck big there I'm putting this campfire now we're out
spells here wait what do you think you're footsteps wait hold on
you're just up shh I have a Molly when you do space bar okay
No, take this, take this, take this.
Alright, let's go.
Open up, open up, yeah, send it.
Now, is that a spell pack?
I'm...
Trying to get that last few.
Taking the strength.
Got it.
We're good.
God can go whenever.
There's one guy, I think.
Did he get right side right there?
There they are.
They threw him all on him.
They're over the range.
I threw him all at you.
I threw him all at you.
I was the only stand by dog.
Not killing you?
What the fuck? What the fuck is happening?
They're spamming spells on you.
Go!
I just, I just...
No fucking way!
Fuckin' swing on him.
Not the brick.
What the hell did that even hit me?
Yeah, mages are boring here, mages are boring here.
They have so much range, I'm sorry.
We're moving the mages, it makes the game generally just absolute shit, it's not fun.
I'm going ranger.
You don't even know what's hitting you and how and where to put it out, it goes, oh,
oh, like I don't even know, I don't see anything in it.
Listen you were getting cleric you were getting wizarded and then they had a barb
You were getting rooted like the cleric was literally cast her cleric just doing down
So if you're gonna go ranger babe, here's here's how it works Felix your frontline
Yeah, and we're just gonna we don't want them to if they charge into us you swing away
But if we like the range game
We just want to let her shoot as much as possible
I'm trying to get to him, I use my spells to get to him, he runs backwards, no, no, there's
zero kind of play.
He goes hands free, runs as I didn't eat.
When do I ever get to hit him?
I see it.
I'm trying to think of what perk I should take here.
Should I take Stigmata again? It's really good. Now that I have kindness, maybe.
It says, move speed 4.
Fuck it, take the shit.
Move speed 7?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Is that a max?
That's huge, what?
Wait, I lose movement speed because of my- of my- of my items.
I
Ask you for a ranger build to repose. Okay. Yeah, I'm with there's so much shit now. There's explosive arrows and shit
It's crazy
What?
Yeah, look at your spells for Ranger not just perks. Oh
My god guys, I I didn't know
I
Didn't know that you lose such women's need off of this stupid mother-sucking items met
But you want armor
Well, I know but there is a there's a there's an in-betweener like that. There's a common between that that's yeah
Yeah, like lever the cloth. Why you want to get on barbarian Felix? You're not fighter if you want
Did you're gonna love Barb?
Um, I used to like fight a bit and then Barbara, you know, I like Barbara like I enjoy my time with this character
Okay, then you keep playing that shit motherfucker
I I required I did it
Yeah, I remember I used to play Barbara. It's cool. If you have a pocket. Oh wait, we do have a pocket healer
Yeah, I'm pocket healing. Why are we doing a cure healer?
if you play fighter you're gonna be blocking a lot of damage and you're gonna be negating
a lot of damage and I'll heal it of course but as barb you're just this massive health
fucking meat wagon going through and you're gonna take a lot of damage but I'll heal it
and then you'll dish out tons more damage.
Okay, both are good. Let's again let's just do this one out. Like okay. I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna go back. Sure
No, no, no fighters good to both your frontline. I'm just glad I have a frontline
Residual levels, huh
Seems so I'm gonna drop
Locust swarm I think I go just sit where you
Yeah, let's take Sanctuary.
Ah, Squire.
Now, do I want to go shirtless?
No, I think you want the full tunic.
Yeah, I mean you'll find a tunic in there surely.
Yep, I did.
Tunic?
Ah, leather?
If you're going to go shirtless, can you put on the leathered skin?
Yep.
Show off them scales, bro.
I had to face you. It won't let me.
It won't let me.
Is it bugged yet?
You gotta quit that.
Oh.
It won't let me.
I think I'm good with this.
I think you have to take your hat off before the lizard.
If you go lizard you cannot wear a helmet okay, do I want bandage or do I want telling Axe is the back of these?
Axe was the uh, dish
Bandage
What did I say?
No, it's a bandage bar date no bandage bar ditch bar ditch. I feel like it's good about it. I'll go for that
I'm ready
All right
We hit that
I'm level 10, I have perks, you're fucked.
And you said the Lizord?
Yeah, but you'd have to take your hat off for the Lizord.
Wait, is it bad?
Cause if you find a legendary helmet, it's better.
Like at the beginning, it's better to be lizard for sure, cause we have no helmet.
Let's just go like this, let's just send it, send it.
I'm ready.
Alright.
can bring both of us.
Well, I forgot one of my skills. I remember that they reworked the class and then the skills are weird.
Like, I think I want the thing that slows them down and I use the small throwing axe and I just smash and I just keep snacking them.
Like, like, like basically a barb, back in days, you used to put the spell that slows them down and you just spam the axes.
Oh, the tendon ripper?
I think so or all the hamstringers
Was it like hamstring or something?
The Achilles then, yeah the Achilles heel, the Achilles heel
Yeah that's right, an Achilles strike
And then it would proc off of like a rain, yeah do the games different, I don't know what's going on anymore
There's no more pain in my shit
None of us know what the fuck's going on anymore
Well then, I believe the nerf thing in the hook is better
So one of my spells is, uh, hitting stranglement speed bonus to go down to the nerf chamber
And whirlwind, okay
I'll tell you guys when I say that, okay?
Okay.
I think these boots are going to be better on one of you.
Uh, three decks, 1% action speed, two strength, two agility.
I think agility.
What's that?
That was disgusting.
A big action.
Players!
What?
What the fuck?
People are already in here.
They're already talking.
What is that?
Is that for me?
I
Can you take an arrow to the face right
I got I'm being the fuck out of someone here
What happened I just got put to sleep
Oh, he's a wizard
People over here
You're good. You're good. You're good. I sent him to heaven. Bam.
What's up, Golden? Yeah, there's a lot here.
I think we need to move. I think we need to move. We need to assemble.
Well, I think we killed him. Guys, I'm...
Got here. It's all over.
Everybody's camping. Another guy here.
I'm gonna kill this bot, what the spiders?
I shot him.
Spots down.
I knew it was Billy Bears, I guess, I brought some slides with me.
He's got a club.
Is that way, is that play?
He's a player, I'm beating his ass, but he is just out running the fuck out of me.
Okay
Out coming to you Felix don't die holy fuck
Got your heel
He's he's just smacking the shit out of me holy fuck when we die on my thing, okay, we got the deals
Gonna holy light you here
We can find all that
Holy shit, I am struggling out here I'm gonna campfire
Okay, well I got a camera
Okay, I'm
This other guy, he's coming he's coming he's coming he's on us. He's on us right there. He's dropping a slew
Tom fooling um guys is yet dropped mad today. Oh my god. God damn it. Oh
My god
It's John Rammie
Yes, I'm losing it's all over. That's all news. What?
There's arrows on this guy actually I think
Putting another campfire down I have no heels still
come here, come here, I have something for you, clear guy
hey, on the ground, where are you?
okay, I'll take it after I'm sitting, I'm getting aeroed
are you there like up top?
where? yeah, I see him
he's up top shooting me with fucking piss missiles
I have a club, I have a club
watch out! what the fuck?
rogue on it
I got him, I folded him, I folded him
I folded that bitch, I folded him
I love this cape the fuck here's a lock sanctuary for me
Oh
this is not ideal we gotta get through this
MOVE!
Oh no, me and her went in the middle of the building.
I'm opening up.
Let's open up on the concrete.
Uh, I'm scared here.
Heel's done. Is that...
No, no, help, help, help, help!
No, I died! Fuck, man!
I'm out of heels.
Who knows, man?
Am I dead?
The Felianx is here.
I'm down.
I'm down.
The Felianx is gonna get there.
Like all these people that hit it.
Oh my god, that's him.
So that sucked.
Was he the mom?
I'm gonna say it right now.
That was fucking stupid.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
We got helpers. We got every single team
is just zugging us.
that we need to stay more high screen okay I have an idea I think we need to stay mobile right
and then and then the snipers and the people are going to be overlapping themselves you know what I
mean like they're gonna start crossing to there and have an interactive if they all go on from
like the focal point I mean to go through the doors and just keep mobile so you want to just
have the snipers basically kill each other and we're just constantly on the move doing nothing
Yeah, because with the ones that are not moving, it's easier for them to be honest and to not, you know what I mean?
Like, we want it to be like, uh, yeah, anyway.
Because otherwise-
I hear you, no, I hear you.
Yeah, otherwise it's too crazy there, like...
Yeah, it's too crazy.
Also, my weapon was a piece of shit, but I fixed it down.
You're also level one, both of you, which is just not quite ideal.
Do you want to do it normal?
I mean, it is what it is. We can keep fucking sending it level one. It's up to y'all. I have three perks
I'm I mean, I'm okay. I don't my fourth, but it's fine
Use the hooks family
Someone said if we go red it's better
Doesn't that open later on it doesn't take that long I mean you'll hit M and you'll see all the spawns
And can we all go at the same time?
Yeah, it's three red portals, so we can all just zug it and we're gone. I
Thought we're gonna make it that way. I we had such cool gears as well. Oh my god
Yeah, we were chilling kai senets playing right now apparently
Hi senets on dark and darker. Yeah, so we got to be careful. Oh
Short story
No, no, you think it's for you. Yeah, I mean look at this I got them
Blue Viking sword on me. Why do I never do anything like that on the ground?
That's how it's like it's just sad
Here's a what blue viking sword
It are we did ass
Oh
They're all just being fucked. Oh, I got a blues way hinder
Your purple army foot use that
Again the more things for soda. I'm so tired of it man. So that I got my I literally make it for you
All right, well, I got a blues way hander blue thing
I'm going blues way hinder. I mean there you go
I
Can you get the fuck over so I can heal you
For agility wait, I use healing powers. What there's no healing power on this we talk about
I think you're your actual skit so
I'll be honest these four edgy pants are better on viki what about what what what about this way handler
Yeah, take these pants
Keep losing here is it is it really good though
Oh, it looks pretty good actually. Yep, it does.
Is it good? It's hard to aim it.
Leather or leather?
Is it hard to aim, Jet?
There's a leather chest for barb here. I just pinged it.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
I don't know if I wanted it or not.
Yo, this is just gonna not steal the front.
I'll be crazy
Okay, trying to get up
I'm out of here. I'm sinking here
I'm out of here
I
Feel this fucking red thing behind you
They are they're healing right now, but I'm
I'm back
Get in there Felix, it's all you only clarity pot and try and get some heels back no heels you're on your own no heels
I'm at the top of the stairs getting healed back.
I don't know why he's not fucking dying yet.
Okay, I'm hitting up.
Facing that?
There's gonna be a warrior bandit.
Okay, I fucked that then.
Dude, I don't have a spear, it's okay.
Yeah, I know, it's so fucked up.
I can't see shit
See you see you see you have two deals left my corpse is that the bombs with it to the corner chamber
Nice
What a sink is here
I'm just bailing on him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you.
I'm trying to sink on top of you here.
Sinking? Trying to stay near it?
Last heal on you here?
Oh, he's on me, he's on me, he's on me.
He killed the teammate!
I'm trying to get him.
He'll start on the main, behind you, behind you.
He's going up the stairs!
Yeah, I'm gonna see.
Nice, they're hitting the Z.
I
Was gonna be you I'm so low
No, let's not go surely I'm running at him
And then once
I'm running out of nice nice
What
One of these new classes, I I
Don't know the map. I'm running back where I came from my clothes. Hey, my clothes is yeah
Okay words. Well, I mean my corpus is really maybe resume
It's on the inside where you're looking at right now.
In the quarter chamber where there's like no more than some potions on the side.
Yeah, on the left, the corner chamber, yeah, right there, you see it.
Left chamber.
Yeah, what do you see, same.
No idea, that's what-
Corner chamber, corner chamber.
That's the corner chamber, yeah, there's a buddy right there.
You got it, got it, got it, got it, on the staircase.
I hit him in the head, hit him in the head.
Tim?
I
Have no heels by the way
I'm gonna take your gear here
Yeah, it's time!
Let's, let's, let's, explain to what this class is!
Does that heal to full fourth?
Where'd you die?
I think by this today, guys, I think that's me on this stage.
Here?
Is that me? That's me, yes.
Yes. Okay, let me get your heart too. Let me fucking rez everybody.
I gotta prioritize what I bring here.
If it's the hat, we need your bow.
Uh, we'll fucking drop the hatchet.
Just jump the-
From the long bow?
Just jump the-
the leggings they're basically more than nothing just like it doesn't show on the ground
okay that's all i can bring that's good so i'm gonna look for a red and i'm gonna try and
resettle in the middle of the game i'm gonna give my arrow
the reactor xqc you are the main label streamer in the platform
okay i'll make sure i'm gonna get you i'm gonna get you i can do this
just drop my shit that's fine it's like drop my my gloves or whatever we don't care
I
Love
That's I can do no way that there's any campus right I mean no way surely not
Oh, we have no heels overall, but I think it's fine. Oh
Man crazy, okay, so what you do is you're gonna rat until they open the portals and I take one of the four
So how tanky are Sorks brother this guy's painful headshots, but we just need to be against the other guy with the plate armor
I spawn on a triple headshot doubles
Okay, there's no this way handlers shit. I'm not a fan shit. Okay. Fuck the stats on the weapon
I'm only playing actual good weapon types. This way handler is a shit
It's so true.
But it was a god damn air bender.
Actual avatar.
Flew me into the air.
Slowed me down.
I'm beating him with a fucking mace.
It's awful.
They're both still level one.
This is ridiculous.
Should we just do normal?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hold on.
I feel it.
I feel it.
I feel it.
I feel it.
I'm a go beat.
You don't really have a lot of time because there's no lobby.
already gone it's over maybe I play range or low key like and another thing
is my damage is bad I have less than 15 strength so it literally I literally do
negative damage literally I mean it doesn't feel but it's that's fucking me
that's fine I would have done a lot more if I if I knew my my weapon type like
and also I think Rowan there is a PV ability in PDP it's nothing because I
head shot spun on his guy mullen it does nothing yeah yeah single target damage
feels like the way but you cue whatever the fuck you want gamer I don't want to
be useless I'm not the damage here just saying putting me in a one-by-one with
a sork that was a that sucked I can't you're a fucking piss like racer
Fucking power pusher over here. She has like a gaming computer
I need a good weapon there. Oh my warlock epic helmet ship only works music
By us game by a steps a cultist boots bias game by a steps all warlock gear by the way
Ranger Ranger for you Ranger Ranger boots
Yeah, we're PB'd in here.
I fucking hate these metal guys so much.
Okay, what the hell is this?
What is that?
Is that a player?
These guys?
No, it's not a player.
They're just tanky as fuck, and they keep swinging.
they'll keep swinging it never ends miserable mobs I hate
the TSA line of the airport dot 80 SA agent asks you over here for your
ranger dr. Giraffe responds I thought I was good enough but
cleric can you help me for your army I think it's good if you got your powers
now hold on now I know you really didn't like this way hander but how do you
feel about this weapon that's usable it is for four damage I think it's not in
the world try the right click like there's like a right click or something
it like it's like a hilt hit and then it's a big top-down swing and it clocks
How do you do it again?
Not sure how you do it. How do I swing it downwards? Oh, they changed it
I think you have to parry it
By blocking and then you can repost I think most weapons have like a block mechanic now
No.
Military sucks.
Bleeding stuff. Bleeding stuff makes sense because there's blood in your bones.
How do you think you get...
Guys, this lady is one time in the game.
No she's dead. No she's not.
You're getting your ass beat by this bitch. She's Louise the RP yet
Yeah, let me give you one heal here
Oh, please, survival boat.
Don't move Felix, don't move.
We go under us, we're just flying us.
Uh, what weapon are you supposed to use as a ranger?
So long boat?
Uh, we got a boat for you, we got a boat for you, ranger.
Do you like that we got a boat?
Or not?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very nice.
I
Quivers in the game yet
What I found some earlier
Yeah, yes
It looks rare it looks rare
Oh my god.
Dude, it's good but not for me.
Classy.
Okay, we got two big stone fucks here. I'm trying to beat their ass.
My lens.
No, there's big stone guys with pole arms.
Here's a blue birdie, Shinhan bird.
Yo, clear! Did you see that heaven on the ground?
The whale, 316 luck, you chop her home?
Uh, yeah, I dropped it. I've got a weapon.
People, people, people, people!
Kill the stone guy, please.
He's so low.
I'm shooting him, I'm shooting him.
He's dead.
Players! Hey, players!
Oh, there goes the explosion.
Somebody's running, somebody's flying next to me.
Yeah, I'm feeling so burty and gassy today, oh my god, I'm so bulky.
What about this at all?
I'm not, I don't like it, I don't like it, I'm just finding the extractor.
Go backwards and find the extractor, yep.
Go and do this way.
So there is, there are reds straight ahead.
I
There's more loot. Yes more loot and red
Huh
It's fine
Take a load of damage fine
I'm at the red and cooking them over on me
I'm a stupid and fucking ugly-
You're gonna get me from Venice, you better get out of here!
Guys, I'm cooking these reds, y'all can just hand it-
Head, send it, go, everyone go, just go, just go, just go!
Just get out of here!
I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna-
Ooh!
Alright!
Hi guys!
Now we can play the game!
That was real brave.
So what do you do here?
Go ahead and just dump everything.
You saw this, like, you can pay money to get some of it back.
Uh, you should do it because you'll fill your inventory in the next floor, right?
But, uh, no money.
If you have nothing then fuck it don't send shit
But you say you have no money, but like you'll be able to sell some things from the like floor you go in and yeah
You should always send this shit in I
Should sit get my spells back
I'm gonna send all I don't the money for you guys. I'm poor
You'll get you'll get the money gamer and maybe if we did normals and extract today single time you'd have some money
Okay, I'll have a Molly now. So this actually might be decent
This is a good room
Okay, let's go
I'm just gonna thank you
Oh, there's a raid down there.
Anything in there, brother?
Oh, dude.
There's some stuff.
Lab-ish shirt.
There's a collecting for you in here.
That hound skull? Okay, I'll wear it.
Oh, the raid's hard to beat enough.
Can you make them kill themselves with the fire anymore?
No, I didn't.
I think we still killed them.
Yeah, we definitely want to kill it.
I'm gonna pull up this, I guess.
All right.
I'm going up. Wait, what the fuck is... Oh, there's a mage behind you. Yeah, I'm trying
to beat his ass right now. Watch the right, watch the right. Back in my days, that would
be a boss
Holy robe epic magical healing
I got it. No, we're good. I got it. I got it. No. No, I have it
What do you have I just put the chest on
the owl pendant. Physical healing is shit, but I'll take that knowledge.
Well, shit, let's keep fucking looting.
This is a good ass room.
Isn't it crazy how much calmer this is?
Yeah, this is way more fun.
I'm not going to lie.
We haven't even seen any PDT, but if it happens.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, you open that. OK.
Oh
Yeah, yeah, fuck them up
Okay, oh my god
It's all for fucking magic cocks man
Like there's nothing for me
Magical power! Magical damage!
Magical damage!
Oh no, crazy mimic.
Oh!
What the fuck, nothing for me?
Dude, take this club.
Why make a legendary, like, barbarian weapon?
Oh, magic, man!
It's actual classic wow stats.
Oh quarter stack.
What could be good?
So we could try to go to the pyramid room in the south left could be really good.
And it only does one more damage, like it's just so bad.
Yeah, if you don't like this way in, don't worry about it.
I
Mean they're both good agility is move speed dex is like how quickly you draw your bow and stuff strength is damage. I think
What we're going to dex it yeah, it's shrinking
Follow let's go on me
Back to the ranger now. What's wrong? Is that good?
Nope not for us
We're going this way
And again, you know just sell it
There's no auction house yet
No, that's not at the store
Yeah, no at the store
No, no shit money shit money
All right, let's get this door open you can come down here
We're in the same zone close the door behind you kids trap
Yeah, it always is the wall is a ow guys guys guys guys there's a slight bad man
Say that you just want to be dead
Selective hearing is sexy
Let's go circle I agree
Is that good or not?
People?
Oh shit, okay. I'm being bowled now, man. I don't know from where.
Hey, we got people, people.
No, it's okay, it's okay, I'm back.
Oh, it was a wall thing, it wasn't it.
He really does have selective hearing.
Yeah, as I always say.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, that's a spellbook.
Oh my god, it's, again, magic bullshit, man.
It's an orange pants for magic again.
Well, look at that.
Drop him.
No, not for you either.
It's a bar lock and a sorcerer.
Gross.
If we go north, we got the Omega pyramid room.
And someone looted this.
North.
There's going to be people.
I see.
I see.
For sure.
OK.
He's gone.
He's a ranger.
I'm going to go full.
Is that your damage?
Max only have two greater heels. I'm gonna rest. I didn't realize I was so fucked on heels right now
What's that there are ours I think
This will do nothing. I'm gonna go loose around maybe
yep
A Francisca act is good, right?
Yeah for you. Yeah
So those have a Molly as well the way so in the fight I can throw that show on the ground
In the pyramid room, it's not looted. Oh shit. Okay. Oh
They heal by like great change the system can make sense
Oh, I guess I'm here some extracts I think we should go sooner after the pyramid pyramid loot South left. Yeah, there's some some reds
Ghost dust pouch, the fuck?
Can you get in here?
Yeah, lock pick.
Okay, we gotta hit that.
We gotta hit that red.
If we extract, it's like two perks.
The whole shebang, we're good.
We got one, we got one with him.
Oh, send it.
Hopefully, it's not too crowded.
Okay, looks like we're good.
Whoa, what is that?
What is that?
Oh my gosh, it's a magic protection potion.
I
There's a guy with a spear guy with a spear, but we don't care let's hit the red
Cook in these
He was waiting for us.
Oh my god.
Do I just put anything in here?
Whatever you want man, if you want to send it back, yeah.
I literally have not looted fucking anything.
Invispot barbarian is crazy.
Oh, he was invispot-ed, camping a rat, imagine.
Oh, I have arrows, do you have arrows on it? Or not?
First thing I'd loot in this game is a big stinky diaper.
I dropped three.
Wait, you need arrows at those?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
Alright.
There's only one blue that will spawn here.
That is the only way we get out of this is getting that blue.
Wait, really?
Yup, this is it.
This is it.
I just need a slight slow.
Crazy loot.
An epic flamethrower. Yeah, the loot here is disgusting.
Yep, a gray skull and a fucking broken sword, gotcha.
They're gonna do it.
I hear something, I love that they have-
Questions, yeah.
Something to the left, right?
Team, team, team, team!
I-I-I-I don't- fuck it!
Let's go to Wales!
Take the- take- take the shrine, take the shrine, if you're gonna fight them.
And then I'll- I didn't go to the Wales though!
The bottom of the tent!
Let's- let's fight late game, I don't wanna fight early game like this, I think it's awful.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright, we're back in the fuck out, open that door.
Yeah, I got- they have a ranker, I was getting pelted.
Little like, golem thing, what the fuck is that?
little god I slaying it you know I've been sleeping to the kid okay okay I'm
here on the ground I have no rocks hold on
you people people ready on my pain on my pain fighting something yet kill
him come wait I'm right no no why does I know they put behind us behind this
in front of us they're fighting a big like that fuck yeah just shoot them from afar
guys yeah we are in this kill zone with a weird sandwich tip we need to think of
their position if they're fighting okay let's move fucking they want to just
move over here then like if we go this way we have dogs on us if we go behind
It's a team
Is now
He's asses like glitched
What a tanky fuck
Oh
People people
I'm
Okay, we know teams here you see in shit
No, just some loose your purple regal gambeson. Hold on
it
Guys they're gonna push on us their teabagging air
You see him I see him I see him. I don't know where the fuck you go. I hit him. I hit him in the head
Okay, it's a recurse though right there
Okay, I'm sitting I'm getting spells
Tell him how to go he's still keep bagging
Passing a meal I killed him I fucked up Felix
I tried to get a few times
Felix you're good you're good stop moving Felix
He's casting on you?
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Got clerics on me?
I'm pushing him.
He has three fucking arrows in him.
Yeah, I see him.
I'm being bored, I'm being bored.
I'm with you, you're good, you're good, you're good.
I have to find him.
What's up, Sam? Forget him.
We're sandwiching, move back!
Everybody move back to me, to me, to me!
What the fuck, what the fuck?
We're running to you, running to you, running to you, running to you.
We're going to take a door, we're going to get over here.
Dude, we got to get out.
I'll meet, I'll meet, I'll meet.
Open that door and we're all here go through go through go through close the door behind you babe
I need a campfire I'm out of spells
Can't fire anyone have one
Oh my god! Oh my god!
You want your air is bad.
Dog! Dog! Dog!
Skookey, what the fuck is this?
Oh god! Dog! Dog!
Down, sitting back down, kill dog.
Be strong, Bec.
What the fuck is this, Skookey?
I think that's important, we want to take that out.
Okay.
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you!
Slow down.
Okay, float, matching for you, on the ground.
Taking that bang this guy to be able to come out on his body
He then's looting this guy. Oh, he's got things for me
Skull key has to use the in raid a kid I think it out the valley so he's using in here open the map
Maybe we would find it. We don't
Both flamethrower fucking walls
Oh my god, you're all crowded
He said
I don't have a son. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just just keep like you do they do they unless you find a reason
Chas anyways
Got me beat my ass, too
I'm dead. No, no, no
Just running and maybe get it again. Let me down that reason
your heart. I was I your heart. No, no, I can I can
stick around. Oh, shit. I'm going to cut everything to
them. Okay, fuck it. Bring in the bomb. Bring it in.
I passed him. Okay, keep moving. Keep moving. Grab him up.
Smart. Fuck these clowns. Nice fucking shield. See here?
There they are. They're off.
Oh, look at this fucking rat. Throw that Molly. Oh, no, he's got a clothes drawer on you.
Beat his ass! Beat his ass!
Kill that boy!
Are we torching here? That heals you by the way. That heals you. Oh, it does?
Oh, it does.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is he a nice guy?
He might have arrows.
Is he a nice guy? Is he a nice guy?
I don't know where I died it's over. I'm in a fucking corner you're nowhere near it.
Well
What what's a fox there in it bar again
Nice you guys
Almost gained another perk
People would like it though. I'm not I'm not gonna shit like that
All right, y'all want to cue that shit again. Yep, that was a bit of a what so what do I watch for my skills?
I'll be honest that last level was fucking ridiculous having hook that was nuts
instead of watch it
Oh, I'm overheating.
I'm going to tie you through.
I have to turn my AC on.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I'm going to fix my mic.
I'm going to lower my gain.
Okay, because I'm going to use...
Savage roar and hook?
Uh, dual wield.
Okay, that might be a little better.
Let me dual wield it.
Double you.
Savage Roar
Crush
It says 10% max health bonus no
Where's crush
Well, I could have two and a half in there in the destroyer and force container. What if I power?
Not that that's bullshit. Why that's terrible
just chat GPT the best build man like what are you doing
okay savage war uh oh yeah yeah yeah this is gonna be be be be be be be be be it makes
them fleet MPVP makes them lower barbarian build and dark and darker if you
are very dark and darker rage and savage war what did you pick I picked
Uh, that is where I hook.
Oh, it hooked, okay.
What does that sound? I hear something blown up.
It's his fucking AC.
You still hear it? I upped my fucking game, really?
Really?
Yeah but it does like t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
Adjust- okay, now you're up to my game
Yow, let me do this!
Can you hear it now?
No
Any-any-anyholds on?
Oh I got hit, I'm fucked up
A hundred, I did a hundred times, is that it?
Oh I should have changed my spells, I fucked up
It's hard to get used to
It's bullshit
What, what, what, what, what?
Do you mean a hundred times?
The Hulk, you mean it?
Lemme just try it out
What the fuck is this?
What?
Wait, that thing I did not set up.
What's that, man?
Oh, what is that?
They have like a cool thing in the chat.
of
thirty seven months
can i get a welcome to the jungle
excuse me
well because uh... you you go on giving people a lot of
what are you talking about?
nothing
just uh... talking to Eddie in my kitchen
i see
I had to finish the intro.
The walls, the walls.
Oh wow, too strengthen.
By the way, back in the days,
like the stats that you wanted were
physical power.
That was like the most busted shit.
What is the new best stat that
like what's the best modifier
weapon or on any item. I do not know. Like what what is like
the maximum damage? Oh, I feel kind of ready to play. I'm
not opening like like a well like like a like a sort of
swithing machine. I think you hear the windmill right by
you yeah that's a windmill oh let's go south
south east fuck him up it's crazy cuz we actually get nothing out of fighting
him true true true all right you're right yeah yeah but let's just fight
when we have to fight again this this is coming very angry
I missed a heal. I'm getting healed back. I'm sitting down.
Then you are just taking all the healing. I love it.
I
Need a little bit
It's good. It's good
I have a sucker
People on my thing
Adam hold on I need to hear
I'm going to go. I'm going to go, we're all shielded up, we gotta send it.
I'm reloading, I'm reloading!
How's that?
Last is ass.
Okay, three build behind us.
Yo, number two, number two, number two, number two!
Back, back, back, back, back, back through the door!
Through the door, through the door!
I'm gonna try two.
Back, yo, we're getting crazy sandwiched.
Number two! Close the door, close the door!
Close it, close it, put up your gun.
Okay, number two, run, run, run, run!
Oh god, oh no, oh it's so close.
He's fucking... he's finished.
He is duggin' it.
A road?
What is this?
I'm very fucked indeed.
I'm on this road.
But he's gonna fuck me.
Come on.
Stop.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I'm just running at one HP.
Oh, I have no way to heal either.
This is unfortunate.
This is very unfortunate. I don't know what to do.
Hey! My whole mob is here!
I'm dead.
Alright, there might be like a lot of people there.
Someone said we really need to pay attention to our surroundings.
Should we have known this was going to happen was this a surroundings angle
my god you're right I have no idea
Managing dude
Get your potion back your belt. Yeah
This guy's a fucking genius
Run buddy.
Oh, he's got the hook, he's got the hook.
Damn, he hit it.
Oh, what's the whip?
Oh, spear and spear action.
Barb wins this.
Slice him!
One more hit.
No, the miss!
Oh
Yikes man
That's some choke ex-q ex-q choke again, I must have a death this game
The hook is is it's hard enough to pull the hook out and to spin around it if the hook lands
They should be they should be a slow for at least two seconds
Like the fact that they can just run out of it at the higher speed the need is just complete bullshit. It's it's just trash
It's it's poor game designer there. Oh fuck. There's a cat
Sorry cat just fucking attacked my claw or toes. It's just not right
There yeah, I
Think we're digging it. We're gonna get better though. No
Oh
Yeah, I mean we're doing things we lived I kite it I lived a hot minute
It's kind of hard to live though, to be honest, tough shit out here.
Put on the perk, but I still think the Phalanx hit you just swing after the hook.
I need to connect that hit though.
The Phalanx hit is shit.
It lacks range and really you get tied by everything.
You lose against most battles unless you're running at kill easy.
Someone said X sucks ass.
Yo, I was playing the game then.
I was gaming on G.
Okay.
I mean, I was doing some shit too and then I'm dead.
It's not easy as a healer out here, especially when you're surrounded by eight teams.
There was a lot of people.
We just got to pay attention to our surroundings, guys.
You're fucking right.
It's our fault, skill diff.
Okay, I'll end this if you're locked in and out.
I have a feeling that this one is gonna be the one.
Like, something tells me that this one is the one.
Okay.
Just one fucking extraction.
All this druid gear.
The french toast.
My actual healing output is so poop.
It's awful.
I
Didn't make the randomizer of that in his game the more slightly skewed towards the doing the right stats for the right class
I get it when they like barred with strangled ever that's cool. All that at least slightly biased towards like hold on Felix
over here
Now we go down this
They ask me for you and you're gonna like it maybe
Okay
This guy's a joke beat his ass
Ah, okay. Oh my god
Thank you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Are we happy? What is it? It's a fucking legendary hollabird
Magic power
Damage bonus
Yeah
Oh shit, wait, hold on. This is sick for you to pick this up
I'm lowering it for you there's no reds up we got to keep losing you need some
I don't even have Sanctuary yet.
Is he dead?
Sanctuary? I don't have it yet.
I...
Guess I'll let you pull the, uh, a Nicholas Tullum, uh, practical.
Hey.
This is mad.
Peter's gonna say I didn't say it, but I did.
Ow! Who's getting nothing here?
He's getting nothing. There's fucking cells in here.
No, no, no, I meant because it felt like I was getting hit, but it was you getting hit so I thought like ooh
It's not that bad so I mean who is hitting and I look at my feet and it was full like nothing
We got a red zappy zap I'm pretty sure when they die
But you need to carry up for this
They're good
That's a that's a broke weapon
just a reminder that you can get
shinny red blazer which was a one-time chance
in cop lemon which means you really blew it
because it was a once-time chance
oops
it may not mean nothing
it's like
i
i mean it's like
i mean it's like
it leads to welcome to the jungle
here that's on the wealth
well blue falchion we don't care about that can you
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, you killed his...
...whisp.
He flashed him.
Uh, no, you can't use it.
Do you use any crystal balls alone or not?
I think I might figure it out though.
I want spell books.
Oh, circle, circle.
Yep.
Yep, it's coming.
I
Wizard wallop they added too many bad thoughts in his game. I'm lucky bit of bucket
Literally in the graveyard guys, I'm gonna thank us. I want I want to top us off actually
You're fine, maybe it's safe.
Safe.
Okay, you're good. Go.
Hit him twice. Hit him three times.
Oh, mega shielded, too.
My gone.
Where they?
Through the door.
So these guys, if you just walk to the left, they can't hit you.
Nope. We're just killing.
Anything in the net?
epic barge is really
this way through the way no what's up is there's a little girl there oh there
there there head shot is that's i see it see that shit i saw that shit
it doesn't even damage me doesn't see like you're back up
uh we got a lot of fighters here let's just let's just take our time here take our time
yeah yeah yeah
ow my health is gone by the way
he said move to the left move to the left yes
crystal sword is it gonna be easy at all no we don't
Hit them
There we go
Yeah, they got tits
Play dead
now she's dead
what is this loot of garbage man? okay we need to go to the next level
what's that big dude in the middle, big dude in the middle
you have 5? nothing here
so the only reds available are north of us
there's only one set of 3 reds
we gotta go to it
all the teams are gonna be meeting up this shit well there's two things of reds now
North of us one just spawned
Come this way come this way
Have a lot of them if we're going reds. We're moving right now coming coming
I'm opening these doors. You just got to start moving eight. Where am I?
You're like behind one room Randall
Render I have a boat and a arrow, so you okay. I'm cooking these reds now. We got reds here
Okay, they're all cut all three of them. Let's get the fucking ass
Just wear the ropes and try and take it
Okay, I'll venture here
I
They're gone this guy is actually a little more boy. I think I like my
Yeah, I don't know exactly that I have Molly's at the was you at throwing axes like like this has got to be it
I'm telling you I'm usually
So you're just gonna throw your inventory at them. That's fun. Not now. We'll play the range game
No, no, we'll play the game and we have to we don't we should fight when we don't have to
Well, we got the time to clear out. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is. I have a sling in for you the earlier
Is it worth it? Can't buy it. I mean, I'll take it. Give me
And you're like a rapier or a short smoke
Whoa, I'm gonna open this door
I
Don't know what you're doing come stack up. I'm gonna go ahead and say stand in the sand
That's what you're archers and shit
I'm a picklock. Big chess.
I'll kill this guy. I'll kill him.
You're a purple magic staff and a purple heatershield.
Yeah, this is gonna be some luck and magical cleric.
Magical staff for magical, magical, magical, magical.
Magical, magical. Holy shit, like, this man, does it?
Man, I think I keep my spellbook over the shit.
I got this new weapon. It's called a camcorder. I'm gonna use it. Okay. Yeah, it works.
Wait, it's only one out of one. We're gonna like use it or something.
Alright, gamers, are we ready to do the bull? We have a wraith and a bunch of other bullshit here.
Oh, these are all mimics. These are all mimics. All of them. Yeah, they're all mimics.
Oh
My god
Oh, yeah
Okay
Yeah, who's coffee the guys
Guys
I'm gonna have to leave and go campfire somewhere
I'm getting shot at okay
I have one heal Felix
I
Got it. That's it.
They fucking tell to do it in their way.
Behind you is an archer.
He's dead. I got him.
Wait, is that the player? What the fuck?
I see him.
Felix, are you okay?
I'm fine.
Forget about me. I'm doing good.
babe you're walking towards the play right now yep he is in there and I have no
heels
okay I need a I need a campfire kit dude drop it I'm gonna put it down on me
just drop it got it okay I'm gonna use this really quick
yo I have no heels you're on your own until I get this
It's too late, it's too late, it's too late, it's too late.
This is a hard watching nagging lie.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
That's it. Yes. It's exactly how they sound.
Okay. I have some loot that you might be happy with. A low key.
Alright, I'm coming out. Right now I have a sank for both of you.
Again?
Come here, sack, yeah, yeah.
Sank it.
On the ground before you, I'm swinging the helmet there.
Whoa, that's the fucking sky looted.
Holy shit.
Yep.
Wait.
Yep, I take that.
Zero item that I can put on.
So far, zero, like an actual cookie, like a donut shaped zero.
Describe it?
Do we loot that wraith in the skyline?
I did it
Oh
Where are those missed investments that you paint?
Baby pink like five minutes ago. It's gone. There's the last thing you paint. It's right here got him
This is the last thing you pay us in the chat. So I got it
All right, we got a move we got a move
I
Yeah, it's not okay. I'm done.
That's actually a zoom-in beater.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't think about me.
That's crazy.
Little bit.
There's a little power. I need to wear that.
Ghost? Ghost? How?
Shhh!
Yo, I smell some repulses.
South left of us.
What was that? I saw the glance.
What the fuck there's guns there are now guns
It's me it's me it's me it's me it's me it's me it's me.
The dark cassock.
I get by that?
I get by that?
Dark cassock?
It's on there.
It's a road.
No I can't.
No I can't.
Oh
Those are yep, that door is locked by the way we cannot go through that way
Let's go north left we gotta go north left
Let's go drop it somewhere
North or just we gotta go east
Did he get an arrow, Major?
Yeah, he did, yeah.
Yeah.
First movement team, we gotta move quick.
Move, move, move.
We're moving around, we're moving around.
Can I take 10 years to open doors?
Nope.
It's either here or below us.
I think I saw something.
Move back! Move back! Move back! Move back!
Spiders! Spiders!
Oh hey, it's this room.
Team! Team! Team!
Do we cook it? Do we cook it? Do we cook it? Do we cook it?
Cook it up! Cook it up!
Okay, I'm cooking, I'm cooking.
Three times in the head!
One's down.
Take it. Just take it. Just take it.
Fuck it!
I'm not gonna take it.
No, if you pick it up then okay, it's just I would have to do now
Just send it
Just send it to get no you two need the XP. Hey. Hey. Hey. Why are you talking you're dead really?
I'm kidding, please. Oh, no, whoa, whoa, I'm here
I won't leave you alone with a woman be your 14 no no I'm looking sit down I
have one more game than you here stay low stay quiet so at this point in the
game is the only one to be left to go back home is at the end there's only
at the very the last circle there will be one set of three blue portals that is
No, no, no, no, no, no. Sit down now, stay.
Get that campfire, heal off that shit.
That's nice, that's nice.
So, how's your day?
Um, I'm just watching my best friend die.
And we left the bind yet.
And uh...
Oh look, a ghost talking.
Okay, I'm going to go pee.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
All right, I said we do this room.
Look at the map.
I'm like maybe in this room.
I mean, in the, in the, oh, that's like a puzzle.
There we go.
Demon, demon, demon.
No, it's just a little guy.
Look at that. Let's see what we got. Look at theirs in this.
Be on you. Be on you. Be on you. Be on you.
Be on you. Be on you.
It's fine.
Got it.
Yep.
Ooh.
Those were kind of shit.
It's good for, um, super chance.
Yeah, it would be great.
What do you do with this lever?
Yeah, if we stall hard enough, I'm pretty sure he's gonna spawn on top of us and then
we just get out.
The main problem I have though is I have no heals, man.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
If I sit down, am I gonna heal all the graves on my bar?
Yes.
I think if you sit down, you'll...
If you just press G, yes, you will regenerate health.
Okay, I'll sit down with you.
Anyway, I mean who are you such a whiny bitch man. He got plenty of HP. Well, he's hurt babe. He's a boo better
Hold on you hear that
Yeah, do you know
The way it moves, it's not like it's just walking or running it's it's it's like galloping in them
I'm not like you know like
Like changing directions
Oh
Bro, how do you get hit on the first fucking swing?
Matt Russell as well as always nice. We fucking clear the room. You want to do the room? Okay, sure. Yeah
Lower head it like this
That's a goal
I
Mean it's really nice. Whoa
Whoa
No, I'm gonna bet on is that to me we have good for me. It's full magic again. It's triple magic
I'm actually like soft, and you know play a wizard
True is going place or no, it's a door look at the door
Yo, you got a civil puzzle. Yeah, yeah, maybe turns that turn the levers off the roasters
It's getting more complicated in that
Instantly
Is there a healing site in the nearby-
Oh! Oh!
Whoa!
Oh my god, this is actually dangerous.
What is it?
Oh, it's all- it's mostly physical stats for me.
Okay, is the chat- on this map, is there any healer that you know of?
Any heal positions that you can go to for a bit?
I hope I think you're gonna find everything in the game
There's probably a box in that door. Just say.
What's your open?
It's back. It's back. It's back. It's back. It's back.
It's back. It's back.
It's back. It's back.
Maybe we can bug it?
Like, American bag.
Hey, how do you do this?
Nothing.
All right, listen. I'll help you with this, but you gotta go look.
You gotta go look at what you opened.
Oh
I don't even see it yet
Oh, he's shooting.
I'll find him. I'll open it.
It's open. It's open. It's open.
No one's closing the door.
Why are you getting close to that?
We're going to close that.
You're closing!
No, there's a horse!
Okay, jump in the chest, and then there's torch, and then...
Oh, he's opening the door. He's opening the door.
Nice big ups!
Close the door!
Yeah, we're good.
Wait, we're supposed to- We're supposed to-
We can close out the door that we-
Hold on, the fat guy went through the door.
Wait.
AHHHHH!
Keep in mind, y'all need to go north-left, if you want the blues.
Yep.
Open up, yep!
Yep!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on.
The- the door in the bottom?
This is south-right.
Yeah.
The polar opposite.
Give me- this place, this place!
Okay, so I see a team, but...
We may be okay.
Is there a way out from the under or not?
No.
You are in hell.
I don't know what to tell you, Felix.
Just pause the vibe, dude.
So did I.
Open the door.
All right, on me, on me, on me.
He cannot get to you.
He is on his own.
Jesus Christ.
Just close the door.
Oh, good luck, Felix.
She closed the door.
There's no, you cannot.
You cannot follow behind her, Felix.
Oh
Are you good solo mission, baby your goal is to get a blue
You are in the last circle you just need to stay stealth and say quiet I hear people
Okay, well we tried
Without it, we live on 30's impossible. It's very difficult.
I think I was stream sniping. Like what?
True.
Well, guys, you're now level 6 and 7.
7, 7.
Pick a perk.
I'm slowly starting to think that magical...
The game is just wasn't even magical.
How are you 7?
Chat, what other perk do I do?
goodness gracious I like how we haven't even like played the game and we
haven't even looked at a boss yet but we're not even looking at bosses or
mechanicalers fucking surviving the waves I don't know will you know what
it's shit I think I'm gonna pick maybe maybe rage okay I think I think rage
and wars that are like double shout I think it's great I
Know I think we're getting close though. We are getting so close. I can almost taste it I
Feel it
Friendly of what spell like is there a better Q spell I could take here that would help us more
more eels
Do you know I mean right now I'm playing divine protection so I can like tank better, but I can't I don't money
I could take spell memory too and just if we get enough knowledge throughout I'll just have more spells
I could take a rez even
Well, let me drop this divine grace shit. Oh earthquake or locust swarm
Hmm
I'm that poor?
Take that, Chris.
Get your GoPro free.
Alright, I'm ready.
Fuck it.
What the fuck?
I have to pay to get the items.
Why can't I just sell it?
Because you brought them through the Expressman.
That's why you put in the Expressman.
If you were to just extract with it.
Oh my god, I have to claim stuff from this guy?
Yes.
And you have to pay for it.
So you only get a percentage of it, essentially.
So I thought you could do profit,
where you pay money to get it, and then you sell it.
I mean, yeah, if you pay for it and then sell it,
you will make profit.
Yes.
Somebody said you can snowball one.
As in buy one, sell it, buy one, sell it, buy one, sell it,
and then once you have enough money,
you just do the whole bulk.
a large bulk
Bacon nugget
So it's a bread for infinite heels. I just take a smell called bread. Oh
Just you it's fine. I I think that whatever we're not doing or doing wrong. I don't think a margin of error is a bread lucky
Yeah, is there a skin that's good for Barb like like a known good Barb skin to buy like a race
I'm gonna drop sank
Sank and bread fuck it deep healer all heels nothing but heels
Sorry, I'm ready whenever
I'm a man because they're taller apparently white demon because they're taller is this correct?
That could be true let's go send it
Like 1% apparently
And maybe I dropped shield and I replaced that with looks
Very dexter on barb it
Yeah, you want decks for like just it's a tax speed basically because the
The sins get stats. Yeah, but it's not free stats. It's always a turn off
That's an action speed that what actions they go action speed is like attack speed
Yes
Attacking is considered an action you like that
I got a blue chest for you babe. It's shit, but it's a blue chest.
Are you doing a mirror hunt?
Babe.
Yeah, mirror hunt.
Who? You? Really? Really?
You who?
Babe, you making me a person?
Yeah, who man? Who?
You! Right here!
Who?
Piss-piss trap!
Piss-trap?
That was actually like like Rangers would actually use traps and shit. Oh, I pinged it. It's the ping on the floor.
Okay, hold on. Jack, is this not good, Jack? Action speed on those wayhandlers?
Do you like action speed?
I feel like there's nobody in this lobby.
Right here.
Babe, four arrows on the floor behind you.
I have an...
Um, on the monster.
Do we want an epic halberd?
Uh, yeah.
Epic halberd right there.
Actually?
Yeah, I pinged it.
It's to your left.
Straight floor.
No, I can't wait for that.
Okay.
Gosh darn it, man.
The Barbarian should be able to wear any weapon that he wants it.
It's a class about melee combat.
It's about smacking shit down.
Why am I not allowed to use most weapons?
It's ridiculous.
Now, hold on.
I will say, Repo said you're the best class in the game.
Who's Repo?
Repo is one of the better players in the game.
Okay.
is the best. You should be able to throw bows at people though. Just pick them up and just
use them as throwing weapons. It's red apples and you're gonna-
like I hear someone. I'm PB eating over here.
Coming. I have some clothes.
Of course I don't. Okay.
You need the house, right?
Right. What?
Uh, like I have 14 hours.
We're on the gunner.
Oh, I think I think it's a box.
bad oh hold on even better I got a
On a pageants, I thought maybe I don't know
Ouch, I gotcha
Yeah, by that skeleton archer over there
Oh my god, is that an animal?
Wait Aaron for you my bad. I'm super fat and ugly. I'm big about all the garbage on the ground
so much warlock I'm talking all the on the ground I can't give a shit
is any good it's not is it
not a little bit more here
later on there's arena arena arena you like when you die and you lose you don't
lose the gear you brought in with so like you want to build a perfect arena set and you never bring
it in it's your like your arena set. Like a arena that's got a coax like the black in.
Yes you want to like you want to build your omega kit.
Yep.
Why the edge got more narrow though.
Do we know?
Ranger!
Ranger! Ranger! Ranger!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
On this! On this!
Oh!
Oh, it's not that good.
It's not that good, but I played up a little bit.
Uh...
It's a good help though.
Oh man!
It has most of her good stats, right?
Yeah, it's fucking good.
What was it?
It's a Ranger hood.
It has most of her good stats, like agility.
Right.
Hold on, gamers.
New style here is important.
I'm gonna summon bread.
Right here.
take that shit divine water oh it's gone right here take that blessed barley
oh someone picked us up thank you man you can eat that mid-flight
well another one of them bang wait wait what you can eat this yes eat it mid
fight it's my new stuff yeah put that bread on that shit
I'm running to you Felix, I'm running to you.
Six times, he's on his way, he's on his way!
I fired him like crazy.
Hit him again!
I hit him again nice when I get back at my feet.
Get him on the bridge, get him on the bridge.
Nice.
Fuck him up!
Hook his ass!
Hook his ass!
I mean, I wasn't starting to move that.
I'm on the swing!
I hit the rope once.
We got people coming behind us.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Okay, we can't see shit.
Fuck it, push them this guy.
Oh my god, I can't spoil you on my mouse.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
My cat's spoiling my fucking mouse, that's crazy.
Oh my god.
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't.
Yeah.
Hold on, I gotta get the cat out of here.
Bullshit is honestly awful like it. I get 18 I get way too clouded by some fucker
I look behind I'm getting zapped and fireballed fire walled like it just doesn't stop
Genuinely how I can get out of
When there's eight teams that's what happens. Okay, let's just do better. It's like fucking mouse
Go again. Go again
Okay, why is- why- why do you- ask Reppo. Why is Barb so good at- like, what's my- what's my cycle? Like, what am I- what am I looking to do?
Ask him.
Why is Barb considered the best?
Like, like, like, what am I- like, what are my goals? Like, my wincons?
Okay, ask him.
I'll let you know if he types. I got a new perk, by the way.
I would bring this five gold. I don't have five gold. I have to go send it.
Hold on, hold on, I'm looking at my perks.
What do you want? That's fantastic. That's what I'm asking though.
It's a noob trap, brother. One of the best ones in the game said that it was good. It was the best cup in the game.
I need to know what my windclaw is.
I'm gonna take some damage here.
I'm pretty happy to send it.
Hold on, I'm taking this off. I'm gonna go judgment.
I'm gonna start doing a little bit of damage here to help us out.
Fuck these shields.
Okay, what if I use it? What if I use it?
Fuck whirlwind.
That's pretty good.
I mean, it sounds good on paper, right?
On paper?
I'll try it one time.
It's probably new, but we're kind of like in pretty new blummies.
I send it.
Send it.
Alright.
Barb has highest base damage.
Stats?
He said he has the highest base stats in the game.
Yeah, but that still means though that all the rest needs to be pretty good or like,
I understand when it all comes down together,
barb is better because of that.
But at our stage, that also means that it's probably
the worst end.
Like if I have less maneuverability and less
everything else, all those base things,
you give me a little bit, like what, the 50% on each?
Cool, but if I have the gear to enhance that, it's useless.
Low skill floor, so easy to pick up, plus best base stats,
plus good weapons.
He's saying it's for noobs. Oh, yeah, he did just say that to you. Cheers. It's all good man. Enjoy it
right
That's why I'm bad
Hey Fred Fred
Bang you three
Thank you. Thank you.
Damn, the water can stack with health potions by the way. Let's loot some good shit. Read some Goofah.
Hello, Mr. Chow.
Can I get a welcome to the town?
No? No, no, no. Oh, you know, that would be, uh...
Bro, Goof?
No, that's not what it is.
Oh, a big test for you, babe. On me, right here.
Babe, can I strap?
Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'll loop it around.
That's pretty big.
Yeah, you like that?
Yeah, I'm looping.
Oh, see?
There we used to queue this game a lot with a car and that was our main third before
Awwww
Hello?
Come here, come here, uh Ranger, Ranger?
Yeah, yes?
Coming for ya
That's pretty fucking good
So fine, the general of 41, um, 6
Do I, do I gain the stats out of my standard weapons if I don't have to make weapons?
Like, I'm...
What?
what I'm not using my axe I give you power do I get it no you could have it in your
weapon so like I don't give a shit about having a melee weapon in shield with
plus healing on it it won't do anything so I'll have to spell book out I can't use
that
oh my god that was a bad note
yeah as soon as we see a fight you guys should fucking pre-pot the water and
pre-pot the red double healing overtime and then you have bread to holy moly
catch it I'm saying like when we actually see a fight
right yeah you're in the cave you're gonna pull it and you're gonna walk it
I got a barb on me here I'm fucking off barb here he's jumping down he's jumping
down. He's saying yo looks good. Hold on. Is that?
He's down below. Yo, how you talking to him? How you see in the game?
How do you think B, B, B, B?
Yo, Kuzzo!
You know this guy?
Yo, Kuzzo?
Sup, Kuzzo?
Hold me, where you at?
You right here?
Sup, man?
Hello?
Sup, Kuzzo?
Sup, Kuzzo?
Yo, say something that only you would say, though.
He's dead.
No, he's right there.
Oh, fuck!
My bad.
Why, are you good, Kuzzo?
Why, are you good, Kuzzo?
Yo!
dude I was like he ran into her arrow I didn't mean to oh we got you we got
we're here to ship I'm gonna come in I'm taking back up back up right up
send me send me we have range then we have a lot of it
okay don't land it if you're gonna go and drink that fucking water massive
I have one tank, back up, I'm sinking here, I'm sinking here.
It's down on me, this will last you.
Okay, I got something left.
He's out, he's out, he's out.
I'm being hit by something, at least there's something there to me.
Maybe it's the, it's the, it's the flash thing, yep.
Alright, I got a campfire down, I'm trying to give you a back.
Holy fuck, my judgement cast time was like 5 years.
should we use that we're using one or no I didn't say something so like appearing
ass motherfucker yeah I'm gonna go get the other one apparently right here it's
then you got it I just go on so I can use that I can heal that right you can
heal that with a bandage here I'm gonna heal you have to look don't move a little
bit heal the rest thank you I'm putting more bread down if you guys use it I have
a little bit more heels if anyone has a bread new water someone take it
please don't waste my breath this guy has a lot of bandages and and the healing
get that bread
thank you
I literally don't know what you're doing
I literally don't know what you're doing
oh it's right out
okay here's 32, let's go!
3 times? 4 times?
you should do it again
guys guys guys
I don't know I
I'm going to oh that's fucked
Okay, that's one of them.
That's not you. Where the fuck did you die?
Right on the corner, right on the corner.
I'm the demon.
Yeah, I'm not killing him yet.
He's a peri in the block way. I could have right clicked that.
He's hit you?
Oh, hell.
Wait, is that a new thing?
My goodness fuck it. That's what I could bring
This is cooked this is so cooked
After chat chat we are the
I know what a rest
It's a scav that's got my life.
This guy fucking will kill me, I swear.
That's actually so rabid.
That's so rabid that- that- that- that you just die in a sliver and then fucking come back as that and just send it.
I'm gonna fucking kill this guy with nothing to show.
Wait, all of them are doing a shit.
We lose.
Okay, he outranged it.
I'm
unbelievable
okay I need a rest or do I just go oh there's a I can rest one of you
Felix I'm sorry I'm sorry is there only one? No no take take it take it look at it
okay you can always take me to the next level right? No rest here right here
well let's see what happens I'm looking at the reds here
Yeah, I am home. I'm simp for me
Have one of these take it go ahead gamer. Where's the rest wait?
Fuck that I just want to risk it if you had teammates
Okay, is it even possible to go to two Reds decisions now? I mean it's gonna be hard, no?
Listen, I have heels. I just got a stealth my way through and find the res
Guys, what is this game called? I can't see shit, but seems fun. It's QCL
I can't I'm taking my heels back
The res respawn. What do you mean by that?
You can use it and then you can use it again I respawn respawn and how much I how much time?
How much time what in between the respawn in three minutes? Oh?
Listening to chat, but it could be wrong
Let's look for a resume. Wow. It's very far north left. Yeah, it's a hike. Oh
It's gonna be one of those tunnels with all the spikes
Let me drink my water
Yeah, it is it's genuinely with a pool yeah, but your gear is gonna be trash I got your arrows
And I got your weapons, so.
Take five years to open doors out here.
Oh, I feel like I hear Flarell.
Yep.
Oh, that's not ideal, is it?
You motherfucker.
What the fuck?
Jump.
What are you doing?
Son of a bitch!
He's trying to steal y'all's hearts!
What?
How?
I'm pig talking now.
Ooh, he's looking at you.
Ooh!
What the fuck?
I think he got hard.
He's got a fucking face!
He took a fucking...
Yup, there it is, there it is.
Oh
But he wouldn't busy get how do you do that?
What oh
This is not ideal
Yeah, so the hearts I have a lot of PvE to do
Okay, ouchie. Oh, great. Okay, send it. Nope, there's another guy nearby. What is going on, man?
This is a pure chaos. Is this locked? Oh, it might be.
Oh no, I don't rest till I kill this shit.
Oh my god.
That's not...
I mean, I don't even think you hit me.
I don't do any damage.
But maybe I can clean it.
I'm gonna do this, this is actually a prior here because I'm fucking smart, I'm just smart I like that.
But you might be hit by that one, wait what?
Okay, what did I get by the way?
They're going!
I hear them.
I'm gonna send it, I don't know who I'm rising, I just picked a random heart.
Oh fuck.
Oh you're in the glass con.
And...
Are we dead ass?
We're dead ass.
Okay, gonna pick that heart up.
That's how that goes.
It's fine, it's on cooldown in three minutes,
we'll just wait.
Wait, what a design oversight.
Why is there now like a one-second
like invincibility frame or something like that?
That's just disgusting.
Wait, wait, eight minutes.
I think you only get one rez only, right?
Just look at the circle.
Wait, no, you're close.
You can't even use it anymore.
Okay, alright, alright, it's fine, I got it.
You're going to go south here?
I'm going to be busy, okay, we're going to...
There's a circle that's coming in there.
I see it, it's fine.
We're going to hook a left.
That's crazy.
I
Go back the way we came through the door that I closed on myself I
Will get you up I
Did I close it didn't tell you go in this way out of my way
Oh look there's a trap waiting by now.
Hey, hello. Excuse me.
Is this good? Is this good?
Okay, we reds here.
Players through the reds, reds fine.
I hear people. There's someone in here.
Send it, send it.
Are you sure I send this?
Yeah, you're fine.
Just don't make sure you didn't hit the AWP.
I can't. I can't. I'll die. I'll literally die.
I have a PVE for a sec.
Oh, team right there.
Oh hello.
That was fucking awful.
The Sniper's guaranteed it.
They're getting Sniper's guaranteed it.
God!
vegetables don't have phones onion rings
oh oh
I don't know I want to send it 17 months the amount of glory that we're gonna have
when we exit the last lobby right then I know it's gonna be absolutely legend
I want you to think about this, okay? So number one we're streaming this everyone's here number two
We're new and everyone here has been playing for the past ten years. There's no new players number three. We are literally missing perks
Because we're low level so not only are we new but we're also at a severe actual gameplay disadvantage
This is the hardest fucking version of the game you could ever play
It just seems like a lot of poop babe. I'm not gonna lie
This
Hey bread and water on the floor everyone grab your share
Why did I always drop two frizzle swords double right like look at them
They fly with a big ass of grand ditch in their hands. They drop your right frizzle sword. I'm gonna explain that. Oh
My god
wait was that happiness be it?
yeah that was literally average
there's a person right there
somebody's coming
dude he's a lizard
wanna see him?
ok, can I have a chance to heal?
and this one healed?
healed you?
this one healed?
I healed him
do i hit you?
no i didn't
no you didn't
No, he's fucking, he's gone.
No, we're working on what you want.
Yes, okay.
Okay, baby, baby, baby.
That's all you, baby, that's all you!
Hey, is that what you're, no?
Come on, I have zero strength.
Okay, I'm dead.
Yes, no fucking way.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Let's go.
Yo, yo, he was not, what the fuck?
Okay, okay.
Item three has, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't get out of here.
He's 43, he's 43.
I
Healed him one time
Okay, I spy then guys numbers two times then I hit him three times
Okay, okay. He's good at perk. It's called recovered 25% max health after killing the players. So, uh, oh, yeah
That makes sense
Hmm, I'm stating him he's killing three people right now I'm gonna go on I mean
What's going to up a
Now you give me once now yes commentary now is gonna do you do you YouTube a
Barbarian 1v3 streamers watch watch as I destroy this lovely like like some fucking like a negative aura
Fucking bullshit like let's not get me. I was sure
I'm ready. It's a it's you. I'm not ready
What's up YouTube just got done slaying three bitch-ass streamers they just joined the game
I've been playing for ten years and I thought I'd let them know how good I am check this clip out rolls clip
Very cool
Outro with fucking dubstep
Thanks for watching hit that button love you
Or roll it
Oh
There's actually one guy that kited I think vique it was me and the carie for like five hours
And then he put the video on YouTube. We had like 300 views someone linked to me
Yeah
Also this guy by the way, he wasn't that good. Yeah, he missed a bunch of easy shots. He's not shit
Okay, I
Will say he beat he did he did beat your ass Felix
I did heal him with a shitty heal and healed for like 20 HP.
I received a skeleton bow and arrow head shot from across the map.
I also, I did land one heal on you, so you got your ASP, fair and square.
I may have landed an arrow on you too.
So you didn't, no maybe you're perfect.
You ready? Oh, you're up first.
Watch out, watch out, major thing.
of
that's very good
so are we just decided to fucking die to pvp
okay hold on a few weeks
so not fucking died
i was like this line
come here are you barbed now yes I put down the bread please eat it and drink
it when you need take a shit I gotta get spells back in fact this is gonna be an
early campfire this is where I used everything please kill the Skelly behind me
Kelly behind me
that's your rest kill that
where the good items those are safe
I
Wait, are you
What was that? Yeah, who the fuck who did that?
All right, I got everything back
Greater massive
what yeah you want to go behind
yeah we pulled a lot of PvE we had to kill PvE now we have this we have PvE
behind us and PVP in front of us we will die
fine we were just gonna die oh my god that's a lot that's a lot of you know what
that's a lot yeah here comes the clerk here here here here here here here here
lot of two teams two teams what is that I'm not there with you you're on your own
I had the clerk wait back to him
Okay
Drink it drink it I'm opening the stores we have it now
Doors open send it
Hi, I'm trying to get your this surrounded
Okay, I
Think I think I do I tell you I think I just you again to go
Okay, I think it's why double barbers will work out low key I think
Like we had that cleric in he was on his own that's crazy that's a that's a divine cleric
He popped his shit. He was reduced damage taken and he's owned. Okay. I think fighter is better for me right now
Okay, okay
And then I healed him by the way
So like we're actually have really good like hit rating on the enemies with with the with helpful spells bad
I mean, that was pretty good though. We almost
What about if I went like like sorcerer is they so pretty good?
It's very good. It's yes. Everything's good man. Just you're not gonna be able to play it
Wait, you can get a barb you can get a barb. I'll change
I'm going to make a new character.
I can also go melee, Clarence.
No, just go like this, I'll go fight her and this and all that.
Okay.
Alright, ready to...
Source worst class in the game and the hardest to play, that's your fault.
I don't think it's the worst.
Nothing's bad.
Wait, you went fighter as well?
Do I have to fucking let you go and barbe at my own?
Unless you prefer barb?
No, I prefer playing playfighter. Barbe was a tough one.
What about warlock? Is it good?
Yes. Warlock is extremely good.
However, like, there's different menace.
different menace so like in arena the best cop is apparently warlock because
warlock has the best anti-heal anything you play we're playing at a point where
everyone's in shit white gear what is the best for squad it depends on what
point in the game we're at some care our classes just scale better with gear
okay yeah yeah maybe he's always gonna scale well like if if your main ladies
in your game isn't scale well your game is shit that I mean I think that's just
kind of like game philosophy right like if you're mainly don't scale it's got a
complete dog shit it's it's ass because it's high-risk yeah you should play a
wizard with zero gear and shoot some magic pistols for two damage each and
tell me how it feels is it that bad I mean early on all the casters and druids
and like casters need gear more than the mail I do I mean they all scale but
wait really yeah
was it lower my sense to hit my spells better yet maybe maybe I just fucking
suck. I will say aiming in this game is so difficult because of ping and the fact
that you have to aim with a like cast animation it's like landing in Anna
sleepnark every spell
you did you actually why so that it's okay double barge blue and epic
Over here. Over here.
Blue and epic.
We're both on the ground here.
Pick a pick.
Of course.
Right, team?
Hold on.
As soon as they swap out of bar dish main it double bar dishes.
But explain it.
Hold on.
Explain how bad my look is.
Explain it.
Guys, if you don't come take this bread and water I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
I made this for you.
Right here.
And that's where the bardeishes are as well.
I already got the bardeish.
Okay, but it's...
I'll bring it to you.
I'll bring it to you.
The blue could be better, depending on the additional stats on it.
Okay, chop wood on the floor.
There's water and there's bread.
For you.
I made that.
Thanks, mate.
Yep.
Oh, thanks, mate.
What the fuck happened?
You're channeling your Greek God ex?
I didn't mean to.
We got a huge...
Oh, this is the best barb helm I've ever seen in my life.
Barb barb barb?
All three stats are ideal.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wow.
Good burger helmet right here.
Good burger.
Look at that shit.
Oh my, ow.
Royal Coffin Luton.
Yeah, you got good stuff in there.
Surely it won't be Warlock loot, right?
It's, um, cleric.
It's the best item I've seen in the game ever.
I've never seen it.
I don't have the game ever. I'm missing it. I'm better. Oh, we got things happening here. Oh
Goodie
Actually, what's like though? Hmm. Wait, no, but actually though
Why is it so strong send it send it fuck it. Let's go be ball. Oh, I can't look
Okay, in seconds. Hello? Hello? Hello? Okay, we go get his heart, we rest. God, what
a bitch. Clap and zap. Wait, you killed two people? I killed one at Barreliam. You're
fucking right. I killed one at Barreliam. This guy has actual gear. He's got whites.
Okay, this guy has actual gear.
Look at that rope on there.
It's legendary.
Oh my god, yep. Taking that.
That's all of that. There's my loot, but if you can have it, I'll give you a shit.
You're literally looting my body.
Wait, did they take my heart?
He's going back, he's going back.
Okay.
Well, you guys, did they take my heart?
We got your heart, right?
I got your heart.
I'm gonna try and go around the back here just fucking class dude
Yeah, it's just happen black and long black and long you killed it. So I killed somebody. I can trade it
I hit him one time
He's gone
Yeah, this is the name of the game here. I'm just gonna go through the rest on the other side
Yep
I
He's just zapping the fuck out of me here. How many spells
Does he got the fuck out of me here a lot it seems can you come behind him babe? Can you come behind him? Yeah, fuck
Yeah, I can yeah, he's right there. He's running. He's running
He knows
Yeah, I'm very low
will i die here
and very much running and very low
he's chasing me
she comes you
you may be trying to do some shit on him
can you come to rest
all my god is fucking shield
uh...
is the
he's casting shit out here he's right there
I'm dead. Well I'm one. I hit him one time and he's fucking dead.
I'm dead. Fuck, I could heal. I'm in the heart.
I'm in the fucking hell. Oh my god, that class is so dumb.
I'm so sorry. Come down here and give me the heart.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, you guys can do it.
Give me the heart on the floor. I'm up clear.
All right. Okay, don't let him in here. I'm fucking resing.
I have one heal for you Felix and then I got a campfire.
No, there's a healing shrine. That's full.
Just so we get a clear RPG.
RPG-E.
Come on, don't make me look so bizarre.
Hi, um...
Hey, he died?
There goes that heal.
Gonna get your heart back?
Haha, that's the second time. It's crazy.
Oh, we got more zaps going on too. This is absurd.
I hate that fucking class! It's ridiculous!
It's just anti-contents that goes pretty much just generally so fucking boring.
Oh my god, I mean, how many fucking spells does he get?
I'm not even beating his ass.
He's dead.
No, I'm not going to say it.
I'll just keep doing it.
I'm not going to say it.
OK, come take the shrine when you can.
You got that bat on you and shit.
OK, come take the shrine when you can.
You got that bat on you and shit.
I hear a wizard casting right now.
I hear a wizard casting right now.
Okay, just you see my
Yeah, I know that I
Wish I could tell you what just happened. It looks like we have a tossing situation
I
Don't know what happened there so meteor so you say oh guys
This guy is zaps me for half my HP
Play Wizard!
Play Wizard!
Play Wizard!
I think you make a great wizard, bro.
Go ahead!
Wizard it up.
Like you're like an FPS player, right?
Yep.
You got this.
Yep.
You get so much wizard gear dude you're gonna be a fucking god.
True.
All the wizard gear.
You ever heard of Gandalf?
Dude, yes!
Big fan!
You'll be him!
Was that what you said?
Would you like to do?
Yeah, that broke.
Uh, yes, I think that was that was all wizard, double wizards.
You will actually be Gandalf.
Name yourself Gandalf.
No, my name is Speluzer, and I am just a magic.
OK, go ahead and bind your spells.
All right, so what do I want?
What do I want here?
I mean, what do you want?
Definitely that's that thing that I was so people tell me teleport is required. Why?
It's just busted apparently teleports required like people say you take teleport
haste fly and then two damage spells
And I don't know what you take for your likes other like how though like like what do you choose that at?
You were saying no don't listen to that not in trio okay, so no fly oh and spells your spells again
Oh, this is something like a
What the fuck is happening? What is all this man?
TP and whatever else okay, I'm looking
It's maybe it was a TP explosion fireballs that Polly to the port so that port instead of okay to that point instead of magic missiles
Dude, I don't know man. So oh wait a zap to the point. What else do you want? Do you want to kill things in PvE?
Bbpb, Bbpb oriented it
a
Magic missiles very good
You do probably need it. Otherwise, you'll be killing absolutely nothing fireball is good
Fireball explosions that teleport or you can take meteor shower bucket
Okay, that's what just killed me. It was stupid. Okay, media strike magic missiles with fireball zap to a portion. They're good
Bucket lock it in
Now for your actual like on use spell I meditate maybe
You want explosion instead of this so that like that
All right, truly an autistic dark and darker player that I know says fly teleport zap fireball explosion
Wait fly teleport zap
Fly teleport zapped fireball explosion
Okay, it's anything I had but yeah, I get it
Why fly though big 50x QC people to the fourth and fly into the retail
Repose is giving a Vicky a build on fighter right now
Okay. So meteor instead on this. It's good for getting up to places people cannot get
to and then rain fireballs on them. Okay, fine, fair enough.
What about in Perk and Skell? What do you do? Meditation?
I... I...
Maybe?
Last-
Meditation, yes.
Playing Wizard with no Perks is so troll.
What is that thing?
Yeah, I know that.
And then you want to go to the squire and stashes or get on as much knowledge gears possible for basically spell memory slots
Well, I still have a little bit of a better
All right meditation and what else
Well that you can only take meditation is your spell and then you need spell memory
No, no, okay, okay got it. I'm gonna
Okay, I think this is good. Send it. I'm ready to fucking pipe them down
Okay, let's give us a second so we're gonna think did you change your squire to knowledge gear? No
Well, how'd you get knowledge? You know what knowledge here? What is that merchants merchants go to squire
And you're gonna want to change all your gear to like have knowledge on it. So you have more spell memory
Okay
Why did you say it like you were offended because I need to look it up okay
don't want a quiff it's all in a quiff for them a quiff does it have knowledge on it
maybe it does
Why can't I put this on? Put the fucking pants on you, bitch-ass!
There's a lot of different buttons, maybe you hit equip?
I don't understand it.
You gonna hit that face gear?
Yup.
remember not to take the medial cadets for granted every day that isn't that is
a blessing xqcl um knowledge gloves is that thing yes it is there's also a
mystic blood those don't those only give magical healing fuck so is it sword
over staff and oh is that good is that true or false some of crystal sword I
I mean to me it's a spellbook no way
it won't excuse you see in the bro so crystal sword and book me some crypto
crystal ball crystal so I can see a snipe crystal ball crystal so it's not
Let me wear it.
I am directly getting you moron.
It's one guy in chat.
Like look.
It's so bugged.
Yeah, it's just bugged it, like it dinged by itself.
And book as well or not?
Oh, yeah, I guess, yeah, we're a book.
What a fucking joke, man
Right, we're dope or those knowledge
Like put the gloves on them what is BTS who is your bias in BTS what is BTS, you know
Korean Kpop group right?
Oracle Robo, I bet it's Oracle Robo
is knowledge bro knowledge just fucking put knowledge on it's it's so buggy
why is the buggy it's not buggy you're just nitty it he's fucking right click
it fuck you guys and suck it and make it motherfucker oh true
camera ready up normal or same bullshit I mean say it but I need a block you are
a percless loser you are going to get smoked you have zero spells it's your
personal too they were all percless your healer is the only one not percless is
Is there a skin now?
I don't know.
Skin?
What race?
Honestly, Panther might be good because you get agility, which gives you move speed and
you don't need strength vigor.
Yeah, but if he's worth his hitbox is smaller.
Huh?
True.
That's true.
So this is a fellow then?
So is that he has the squire bug.
Why is there a squire bug?
Roger?
I think it should be a dark elf.
So lights, I'm the kitty.
Send it.
Okay, it's not the wrong one.
You have to be kidding me.
I mean, you have to be kidding me.
Hello?
Oh, you're a little cat.
So that gives you dex. I don't know what dex does for you.
No, no, it was the wrong one.
It's a black panther there.
Nice. We love black panther.
What'd you like?
Yes, please.
How many do you want?
Um, a good amount.
Can I get an ice cream on this?
Thank you very much.
What?
I'm starving too.
Oh, I fuck with you.
I'm on so hard right now.
I was hungry.
I was like, oh my god.
Why about it?
Can you get me food, babe?
Can you get me food?
Right.
You get that for food, ever?
Paper scissors?
OK, now explain how this works, please, quickly.
What?
The mage.
What?
What?
The mage.
We explain how it works.
What do you not understand?
I've never used a spell before.
Okay, so you're gonna, oh God.
Okay, you're either gonna press Q or E,
you're gonna hold it down.
One of them will be meditate,
the other is your spell memory,
and then you'll see a fucking scroll wheel.
Move your cursor to the spell you wanna press.
Wait, no, no, no, that's the wrong button.
Immediately hit the wrong button.
That's your meditate.
So you set it to that hold?
So that's how you get your skull memory back.
Alright, I'm gonna put down the fucking food and drinks.
Yo, yo, not the time, not the time to make...
Hold on, let me get these going here.
Alright, we're alright.
No, we're not, we're not!
Damn, alright.
Asking to fucking get looted, god damn it.
Fuck come back to life
Yeah, I'm trying our wizards
I got this for you, babe
How is there a dense wizard here? Like what?
Like I'm hitting directly on the target and I can't, I can't, I can't. If I speak I'm
gonna get really mad.
Okay, here's some gear for you. It's white but it's gonna be more than what you have.
I just got a book. It was a max win.
Okay, we love that.
What'd you give me?
I put it on the floor a robot. Yeah, okay, but it's too knowledge. It's white
Also, here's this
Wizard ball and wizard shoes loop the things feel it's focused lock in
Dude, I have not like being a mine is anyone there. How do I wear the crystal ball?
Instead of the months man. I don't want to be on my computer ever like I'm so over the computer
I think they can't take me serious if you look at me like that
Did he just like pause IRL?
No, my boogie's good though, my boogie's better!
Huh? Your booger?
Yeah, my boogie better now?
Boogers?
Oh, we got PBE.
Oh, shit.
Ooh.
Jesus Christ, these guys just keep swinging.
We did not grab any of that food and water, did we?
Nope.
Okay.
Okay, so neither of you grabbed it.
No one appreciates me.
What's up, Liz?
That's your-
I appreciate you.
It's me.
You don't appreciate my food and water that I make?
I mean, it's like big.
I mean, big.
What?
No sauce?
No sauce?
No trick for light sauce?
Of course not.
We get fighter gear, barbeque gear.
I mean, okay.
Now I know that the devs are behind us 100%.
Okay.
Now I know for a fact that the devs are behind us.
I know it's, now it proves it.
Dude, you're fucking gambling with pay-offs tax.
Oh Emily no, let's do this
She's trashed players. Okay, dude. You are just going face first you are a wizard
Maybe you are in. Casting a heal.
How do you heal on you?
Heal 2. Climb it.
Potentially.
Trying to keep everyone alive here.
I'm going back in.
Hit him in the head.
I'm out of heals.
I got a cleric on me.
No heals.
I
Dad
Go Felix I got a buck I'm looking at a bullshit
We can't see what you're doing it's that's I hate this
Is he not talking
Yeah, probably
I'm just watching I open a string
Hey
Okay, okay, I'm not right. You know, I think I did the one and two quarters
Worth the players of damage. I mean, I'm not I'm not kidding like one and three one three quarters
Like nearly two players with a damage
Okay, ah hello cat
Well shit
Okay, no, no, no, no, okay, so why the spell is shit
the one on the ground
Absolute
Mayor it can be good if there's a choke point and you are gonna push through you can put explosion on them. It sticks to them. Oh
My how
Just fucking aiming at them. Just hit him with it. Is it but it down or is it was a hits can I?
Fucking couldn't tell you gamer. So much. It's a halo stick
It was a hit scan, but I probably need to account for fucking dodging that code
So it's also probably not as far range as you realize it's pretty short range be a six to him and bang
Okay, okay. I honestly I
Think this kind of busted it like I was I could feel the damage it
Okay
She's in my serenity like I didn't miss a single spell everybody was getting absolutely burned it I
I
Think it better using flying all that or using a teleport all that I think I could have went on high ground there, okay?
Checking you know, can you go all the way to the sky?
Maybe on guys breath
Thank you Felix is especially good for you because I can't really heal you like you are on your own out there
Oh wow, rogue warlock.
Ideally I can get some spell slots or some knowledge and I can actually cast spells with
you.
I can do some holy trites or what not.
Something might happen to you guys a bunch of hits when they happen to me.
How are you dead? What the fuck?
Basically, uh, I got cornered and then I put it on a mob.
I missed.
Just go get it.
And he killed me.
There's a shooting gun.
There's a shooting.
Okay.
Check that out.
Can I capture this?
Yeah, so.
I can capture my blade?
I guess you can.
Is it as good?
Yeah, it's just a weirder animation.
But better than I cancel it on the wall by accident on two three Felix right there take this fuck. Yes
Magical power
Look faster Billy
Baby I got a helmet for you three decks
Okay
Here's a shitty helmet right there. Hit those gloves. Oh my god
Maximum a way to sword
Fuckin magic damages 17
Wow, is that better job. I love that number what why check do we like this?
She's got a master
All right, I'm putting a campfire down
49 a fan of all my shit if y'all should heal up on this campfire
you know you think they're using the recurve bowing or are you using that melee or not
the recurve that they go
I just have a chill.
Okay.
At least I'm opposite, so those are the ones I'm playing.
I'm putting down more bread and cheese if y'all want more.
I hate you!
I meant to do a damage over my blood in the air with this.
Set the fire, I mean, I'll also do a full air with this.
So it's a wizard, wizard, wizard.
I'll just carry this for y'all.
I mean, I'm learning. Learn Ignite Spell the next matchup. It's inside of Nebisorgo.
Oh, shit.
Dude, I, it's so much damage. I mean, I, I'm getting clapped.
Don't move. Oh, where you fuck are you?
Fine lesser heels are easy kind of spread my shit out
Who will be actually wow
I didn't get a single pink helmet for Bob in the entire day. I
It's a fighter it's a fighter by himself. It looked like which I like it. I use this he's in the room
Hey, I see him he's not by himself
It's a wizard wizard wizard. I'm with you with you. Hold on. Alright, it's a Felix. You're gonna be on your own
It's us to and you're you're just
Seeking seeking a we them you can last Felix. You gotta go
I
Something happened
I am to
No, I can't
like
You you gave me some pants and I couldn't catch any stuff anymore because I didn't have the fucking knowledge
Like I'm gonna fucking snap. I'm a fucking snap
You guys look pretty close I feel pretty good about that
God fucking damn it. Okay. Okay. Where the fuck was our third? Okay. Listen you buster ready up
Ready up and where was our third ready up? Well, what would you explain it?
You made me change pants and jump on the ground, right?
You took five years to pick up paper, so you lost the knowledge threshold to use my billies.
My billies were blacked out.
I couldn't use it any more because I lost my knowledge.
There's no way you lose more than one ability for one pair of pants.
All of them.
You lost one spell.
I lost three of them.
I lost three of them.
You can't.
That's not fucking possible.
I lost three of them.
You lost one spell.
I lost three of them.
I
Ready up I ready
Like they were grouped up we're fucking in the corner they were
Primed for you to cook them. I mean I had them salted we had them pepper
We had them garlic everything possible and then we're just sitting there like in this corner
And they just all three walked up and a bunch and we got but fucked by a whirlwind next time
I need to do a fight. I'm gonna tell you to pick up a fucking crossbow or some shugger and then play me
He literally wasted all of his thumbs almost dying in front of me
Where's my thug? Where's my thug at?
Oh man, I'm getting busy.
That's a wrap. Can you wear these? Let's see.
Oh, rogue bar, of course.
Whoa!
It's a legendary, but we can't use it
Well bone now
Jesus Christ, okay, I got a whirlwinding barbarian and I got a wizard dropping bombs under my feet
Well, I mean, it's so...
No, it's same. You guys are doing it.
So now I understand it. I don't do that when we're doing airwish. Got it.
Oh yeah, there's a crystal sword right there. Green.
Wait, we can sell that one.
I'm dodging.
Well, those are good.
Yeah, I'm dodging all those mechanics more than the PvE.
True.
Okay, hold on. I'm gonna drop.
I am Jesus Christ, and here's your fucking water and blood.
And here's more.
Okay, all right. It's for me.
I take this
God bless
I smell some crazy
You smell it
fucking clout through cheeks buddy of course maximum for other classes as always
Hey, can you appreciate gear for yourself a freak
To my words, just do
What is happening
Oh big barbarian helm
Oh, yes, that was a really easy move down.
Felix, yeah, I can move sort of that.
I was literally like, wow, these items are all that's what not me.
Up there.
There's a.
There's a liar.
Is that going to lie here?
That's a bar, but we're part of the bar.
Old refugee. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I
Go to the bridge
They don't map under the bridge here
Okay, guys. I have good ends we guess
Do we do it a click we do right?
Yeah, I'm clerked
People people people people come here gonna me fuck okay?
Max Linda for you. Max Linda. Come here
Okay, you take that
Okay, I'm ready. Let's hit it. Make sure you drink my water
water. Yep. Wait, through here, through here, through here. You can water. They're at the
graveyard. Wait, they died. They just, yeah. This is dead body, or a lot of dead bodies.
Why is this thing so long for me to loot this, so long?
They don't need to come back in one minute.
People coming, back.
To the left of us, opening the door.
The holy strike down there? Ah, blasted you.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Sorry.
These are players though, these are players.
It's PvE, nah, it's PvE.
Nah, he went to the right.
I want to close the door.
Big, big Felix behind you.
Big as mine.
Ow.
Fuck it, I'm just gonna tank and just...
Captain, we need to go to the bridge spot there.
Shall we, here?
I hear someone.
I'm looking around, I'm looking around.
I'm scouting.
Apparently we have to go faster.
I bet I need to meditate as well.
I mean, I'm just really trying to get to the bridge.
I'm just trying to get to the bridge.
We have to go faster. I don't need to meditate as well. I'm trying to kill this elite here
Just getting fucked
Trash I'm gonna loot these players
door yep yeah it's probably yeah we don't care about this well if you want to get that
thing in the jig that's the key okay let's go oh we're not gonna get him so where are
we go in middle of the map? Top at the bridge. Top at the bridge. Oh, I see. Okay, W King.
Pleasure, pleasure. This is fucking guys are zugging.
All right. Is that a fireball? That was your fireball.
Oh
You know you do have this giant gorilla thing and he's
Okay, yeah, all right
I don't see them. Oh my god
Get in the door go door go through the door through the door everyone in the door
Okay backing the fuck up but they're back to where we came because there's a team to the left. Oh god. Oh, no
I'm just trying to walk out
Okay we're going this way
He really wants to open his gate there's like eight teams beating the fuck out of us
We need to go to the beds and they are deep south left.
Do we see where the reds are?
Get out, get out, get out.
Like, dude, dude, dude.
I feel like I go back.
You did, you did.
This guy's nitty.
We can't listen to him.
We're gonna get him.
We're gonna go all the way around and then take the bridge.
Yep.
Yep.
I'm just, I fell fucking.
I'm coming with you.
Let's go.
This way, Felix.
Up.
I see it. I see it. You're okay. You're okay. So don't move. You're good.
Okay, dad use there's that goal and he's on the bridge
Felix you fucking idiot you stupid greedy dumb motherfucker. You are a brainless monkey dumb fuck
You are dumb you you try to save three seconds and you cost your own life
Yeah, you're not saying shit because you know I'm right
Yes
We can't kill the golem can we?
No, we kill them kill the Skelly though. I need to move!
We need to move! We need to move! Move!
Yep, this way.
I need to meditate. I think I need to get myself back.
Don't meditate in this zone!
Open the door! Open the door!
I'm absolutely-
I'm going.
Let me meditate! Let me meditate for a second.
Okay, I'm only campfire.
I'm campfire
Okay, I'm not a sighting I'm campfire
They know we're here. No, they don't okay. We are in the zone. We're just gonna tank it. It's okay
She is
I'm on you. Move out of the way, move out of the way.
I'm all in him. Yes, I said move out of the way, I didn't say that, no?
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna sink here, just gonna top us off. I'm gonna be in there.
There you go. Okay. There's no behind.
He can't fit through the door, you can either. Blast him.
I'm gonna holy strike his ass. Where is he?
I don't know. He just turned into a rat.
He's standing, standing, standing!
Okay?
I'll get him, I'll get him!
No, no, we have to leave.
South, south, we have portals. I'm gonna go cook them. Just keep in mind where I'm going.
Okay.
Look at them. I hit M.
Yep.
Go mate, go mate.
I'm cooking these. We gotta go.
It's one open.
That's two.
Take him, just take him, just take him. Go, take him, go.
Good shot, I believe.
I
Okay, that was an absolute nightmare
That's floor one good job team no my key I can't use it anymore. It's useless now
Okay, that was very greedy. I'll agree that that was fucking grittiest shit
But you actually, I thought you were dead, you were completely fine.
Oh, but apparently there's a kill-in-a-minus rule as well, man!
What?
There's a kill-in-a-minus in level 2, and we're gonna use it to kill him!
Okay.
Then we can find it at level 2.
Oh, apparently it's a chance slot.
If only...
If only, uh, we knew where the fuck it goes...
I think it's if we get the Colosseum, so the big, middle, like, open floor.
Okay.
Maybe?
Is that where it goes?
that's golden key that's golden key
I have old key on golden feels bad man with a gun and of course I don't see him yet but
we can't do so don't see it it's not it's not where it goes truly sad tell open the map
yeah well that's not where the key goes that's in the middle I'm gonna I am dropping bread
if y'all want some bread here, I want bread there, just grab what you can
I mean, it's always here so you grab whatever y'all can
You can CC by cloud
You got a mummy behind you?
I do negative
The morphing is so bad
So you still have a great weapon?
Yes
Oh my golly
Foredecks 3 knowledge action speed magical interaction. Hello
Every chat is an absolute max win. Okay magical interaction is just about worthless. Okay chaperone
We got bread and shit right here. I'll pick it up again. What's it go?
I'm out here
I have a gray mace and I'm never fucking using you now. Yeah, that's it
Strength pants right there
I didn't look this at all. There's a chest here.
Do you have any interest in topping yourself off, Felix? Is that a thing?
Yeah. I mean, I could just click G and it'll be fun.
Okay. Also, I guess I'm good gear.
Is this part of the- Is this part of the- Is this part of the- Is this part of the- Is this part of the- Is this part of the- Is this part of the- Is this a joke?
Come on, guys. Use your luck.
Yeah, hold on. Felix.
What?
Four-Knowledge helmet.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yeah, it's that expensive gamer this map is a little awkward weird it's like a
only a portion
I like my flying base
Oh, I think I'm overloaded, okay. Oh
You have the spell. Yeah, you have overload
So what is that? I don't know to I think you like makes everything cost more spell memory, but does it's stronger?
I mean, yeah fucking crazy half my health is gone
I mean, what is
I'm going to treat the fuck out
Every time I mean it's asking a joke
people people
possible here much better
they're looking at you
all right they're looking at you
they're the players
yes it is
can I make a thing here please
whatever you said go for it
make a thing
okay I need more fireballs
four five
Come on. They drop down the drop down
I think it's two teams for him. Yeah, let's just be able to be a little bit. Okay. I'm back in the fuck up
Wait, isn't the key go up here? I
Don't think you guys we have a archer. Okay. It's good
It's two teams fighting one another. Let's go up top Felix up top. Let's go top. We just dropped out
We're all coming up we're all coming up
two teams fighting each other at the bottom and then there's one more team on my ping
through that gate
yeah that's a lot, jesus
those guys are going up that way
another team is going up that way
three people on my ping
bang!
you're not going to land with a fireball from that range, no way
you're wasting them because it's so easy to dodge
wait, I hit them both
is it because they know you're hit?
Yeah, but they're not gonna get hit by that.
Well, not exactly, but there he is.
It has limited range.
That is hitting air.
It might explode in a little bit of a manner.
Drink a health package.
To your right.
But all that has short range is so bad.
People, people on me.
Welcome up the stairs.
Fuck, I missed my heal.
I don't
Yo crotch crotch crotch crotch
I'm dead
Okay, so this this set of spells that it's just not gonna
what's up though there's a set of still is not fantastic like the fly me all
that it's just bad I had to distribute it I fly stable I mean Wizards very you
gotta be very particular about how you play you go and mainly just died in
one hit yeah I mean I did nothing to you right there and he would swing like
Yeah, but yeah
All right, fuck fly take some other shit like take me to your shower screw it
No fucking play it out
Or grab our hearts go on a secret mission
He died up top with us Paul the morphin
Oh, that's crazy
Zway, I mean, he's like, he's good. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He was in his solo. He's zero with the fight. I'm in state.
it. Barbarian. What? Jack, did you say how much did I need to play this? So, flying is
a piece of shit, man. That's kind of the way. Next. Maybe missiles?
No. Like, when you're playing Wizard, if Viki and I are sitting there, you're playing
solo game try and get behind them do whatever but like yeah you you'll just
fireball us thank you so much yeah yeah you're just trying to fuck back on your
plan solo game okay I feel like thank you so much
oh you're cool thank you okay what about ice bolt
could be good oh shit our food is here would you get us babe chicken I don't
this stuff and reports chain and lightning each do 10 damage so total of
of a hundred if I hit all the much it that's the mind you text text yell
check is that bad good
glass can instead of
Jack?
Jack?
Jack?
Left hand is dead?
You baited me!
Why, how?
There's no food out there, what are you talking about?
Oh, it's literally, it's right now, babe.
I've got everybody out there.
You baited me!
Let's go fucking, let's go punch everybody.
Yeah, how do they sell these taquitos anymore like like I buy them because because of nostalgia
but they're empty they're fucking empty you buy like a little bit of salad like two pieces
of chicken like it's completely empty yeah that's what I did I grew up on those man I
guys microwave them no sauce nothing I did that shit dry and yes they are awful
yeah it's just
Okay. Alright, I'm just gonna go out.
Huh?
Then I just cleaved so many slides. Nice missiles, bro. Huge.
I'm just trying, man.
I bet hand crossed. What is this garbage loot?
What weapon do you want babe?
Radish.
Radish?
Oh, you're on Barb again?
All right, terrible that all of that. Well, really
What hold on don't tell me what you said babe, what do you think you just said?
Are we leaving? That's what he said. No. What did you say Felix? Really? I said I said I said
Really better than Koi. You look so good today, daddy. You sound so
What? Better than Koi? Better than Koi?
Better than Koi. Koi. I mean what the fuck? I mean what else? I know that. Koi. I'll Koi.
team he's a he's a player he's a sniper okay yeah we keep this guy on the left
What the fuck is this bullshit?
It's a fire mage!
What the fuck is that?
It's a fucking fire mage, man!
It is weird!
right it looks crazy
oh I got one
that's not that's awesome
blink
I gotta do a meditator.
There's no way you meditate right there, it's crazy.
Healing with water?
There's a kid in front of you right now.
I'm healing with water?
There's a gun in front of you, baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Give me the fuck out of here.
Ready to begin.
Ready to begin.
I need to see some statistics on what I'm doing it.
Like, where are the dinner values?
I want to know how much I'm doing it.
Just to see what is going on.
Stop saying zero you fucker.
zero you fucker I land some hits there
I mean bro listen I don't want to do it when you miss stuff I'm not gonna it's
hard to land these things you're surrounded by four people and then it's
not eat you want to swap we just want I'm not kidding yeah I want you to feel
what this is so you understand how hard it is to land these heels when you're
fucking I just shouldn't go in then should I ever I mean you can but just
Don't expect heals when you do so what I think how either we're doing you're gonna clear it on it
You're gonna buffer right so not in between us and then and you're gonna like um
Space out, you know it like also. I'm pretty sure you got blow a corruption. So your healing was fucked, too
I think if you buffer them and then they walk up, you go back then.
So you're like this?
Then you can shred a little bit.
You know what I mean?
So we're kind of doing like a dance.
Because if you end, I think it's going to be like this for a minute.
I see.
And I'm going to hit you, like team damage if that happens.
That's a lot of stats.
I'm going to do it again.
I'm just going to not miss my heals.
I'll end it this time for sure.
Okay.
I play bad.
I'm gonna play in the back and wait for him to go on the other gun which Atlas spells now because of this stupid fucking change
I did it
You see why like being being anyone other than your reach with no gear as a caster
Oh
Wow physical power on her panda
See now now that I'm on major all the items are all physical damage on it castle stuff
Yeah, I see all this
just fucking swinging
There we go
Wow
dude
Look at this chess piece. Look at this Felix. Oh
My god, I'm supposed to
You people much it's the same guy
Oh my god, the fighter is busted. Oh my god. That's my twin. Yep for fighter. Oh my
lord has busted a shit. Come on.
Grandiards good loot if you can clear it.
Oh my god, open the door behind us.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna wait until I say go on X.
There's another key here.
Okay, close the door.
He's just on his own.
Fuck him, let him do his thing.
Fuck you, Jack.
Yeah, but he's-
Go on the wizard, go on the wizard, help him!
Okay, I'm coming over to heal him.
I'm just enough, I'm just enough.
Good one.
Just blinked my heal, you fuck.
He looks good still for two seconds.
Yep.
Stop, uh, stop with me.
Okay.
Thank you.
Alright, they left, but we have like, 50 mumps on us.
Guys, that's a lot of PVP.
I was boiling them though!
Okay.
they're still out here by the way
it's me back up back in the fuck up
oh my god
I
Think it's just so much
I'm just dead. It's fucking ridiculous like what is this I
I need to know okay okay so missiles is an ability that is for absolute new
blords that she is so trash it's not even for PvE it's for melee like sometimes
you can melee like a shotgun it didn't do that it was went through like and then
it started homing and then it got lost like it's like it's like I controlled
I'm not kidding get the hell off of wizard I'm gonna go divine protection again
Holy fuck I'm gonna drop faithfulness. I really need to like
Stand still this they were fantasized
Okay, I need to go
Super super mastery again overloaded. Yeah
Yep
I
Is it too much so y'all are hold on y'all are not using the bread. I'm dropping it and that's okay
I eat all my bread all the
Yeah, but I'm gonna I'm gonna take locust swarm. I think that's gonna help us a bit if it ever comes up
If I can get the knowledge for it
We need it. We need our chicken. Let me go get it one sec our chickens here, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah eyes won't have Zappa
chat look at my mage dog I'm going to TP into another wall
I don't know.
That was doing nothing.
It's just, it's shit.
It was doing nothing.
Wait, it's yet scan?
Huh?
Okay.
Okay, apparently I need to just use the um...
The squire gun.
I need to um, get the um, magic harp instead of, or whatever the fuck it's called.
Okay, I'm ready.
Uh, so I'm still over- over- over- over-cooking.
You would have to be just a tier three only, right?
Yeah, it'd only be like this.
Oh, I'm ready.
Okay, next one.
Guys, I'm ready to carry.
I will carry so hard.
No, he's got- he's bringing me chicken.
Oh, okay.
How far could you be? Don't you guys live in the same apartment?
Yeah, we have a house and it's upstairs.
Oh, you guys have a house?
Yeah, like two years ago.
I don't care.
Right up.
The apartment was shit.
Right up.
They asked me.
I was just kidding about that. I was just kidding.
well you guys buy a house like um what are you talking about I don't know I
tuned I tuned back in like my headset got closer to my PC and all I heard was
Felix they didn't ask so so you buy a house then you then you say I'm gonna
move it I'm gonna move out and live in an apartment you know what I mean with her
right then you give it then you give your house to Nick Nick it's stamped and
You buy another house, but you're gonna just stay on the Senate. I have three houses
Houses can be an investment right now one of them out QC LLX QC
Is that public knowledge what what like why we didn't move in
What?
Yeah, no, it was kind of, I mean Nick didn't want to, Nick wanted, I didn't want like a,
he didn't know it.
Yeah, I know it.
I know it wasn't okay with that.
Yeah, I didn't want that whole shebang.
All right, are we ready?
Yeah.
Okay, well, I don't know about any of that, and you, like that was like a, the most unprompted,
like folding under zoopressure type of like, but it's all good.
We're gonna leak.
Oh!
Need another drink?
That is so fucking good, holy fuck.
I know, I'm so- I'm so angry. It's the first time we've eaten today.
Oh.
113 months people blood!
I
Move my eyes. I mean the kid I was in there very like
He's L. Monterrey
Yes, yes, and they were the absolute
but I
Don't know why maybe they got
maybe they don't they don't sell them anymore
these slimes like they actually made them less thank you
was that one Robin Williams movie flubber oh yeah um black mole in French
I thought it was a barge, I don't know.
Oh, legendary barge helmet.
Legendary barge helmet.
Right here.
Behind you.
It's behind you.
Dog.
Dog, come here.
Dog, come here.
Oh, it's the same guy.
Where is he?
That's the same guy.
Where is he?
Right there.
Behind you.
See him?
Yeah.
There's a wizard.
Is that the same guy?
I don't think so.
Oh, nope.
There's a different guy.
Different guy.
I just drew it.
Ready?
Kill me.
He said, calm the fuck down.
Wait, is it him?
Wait, Eugene?
Is that Eugene? No way.
Eugene, who?
Is it the best you've ever played?
I mean, he did something, I mean, I can't go more than...
Help, help!
Okay, Dru died, but there's a rogue now.
Can people on me?
Trying to get you?
I'm here.
Hey, I can't see you!
Yeah
We've seen so beat their ass from the back
Felix we need your damage yeah, I mean I love you other deal. I got into a weird fight
Oh road behind
What is this shit?
He's stuck, he's door's stuck, he's door's stuck!
Beat him!
Come on buddy!
Okay, go here, go here, go here!
Go ahead, fuck it!
We got a barb?
Felix! Backline damage!
Now Felix!
I'm fighting three of them, I'm fighting three of them, I'm fighting three players on myself,
three of them.
That's us, that's us.
Okay, I'm with you.
Oh my god.
Where is he?
Okay, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here,
I'm here.
I'm getting pavist
There's a bar to your left, you're trying to grapple your ass.
You are a bar behind you Felix.
I have one heal up and one sec.
Open the door here.
I'm gonna stop pulling them.
Okay, okay.
Like where, where have you been, dude?
I was running in Tiger Team!
Have it find you Felix!
I'm not going to ask.
Are you going to play?
Are you going to play?
I'm camp firing.
Does that count as meditating or not?
I think it does give spells back, but meditating is even better.
Meditate next to it.
What were you doing, man?
No, really?
Okay.
There were two teams scoring time.
And there were single...
Okay, there were some single player guys, right?
guys right there was one full team two seal players right that's five players
yeah why are you guys are playing the two seals single players right in the
back alley I was like the entire other team there's a full team in the alleyway
I don't believe it I don't believe it either and I refuse to check the fight
so was it not an entire team I mean I was doing nothing I mean brother I was
Fighting is fighting. It was hard. These guys are all white gear and these guys have hours
Yeah, they just like this be like this. It's just London. Yo, that's for you Felix
If you come to me, yeah, I'm just loading on a ship and I'm
Right in front of you. It's on the floor feel you are just walking away from me. You have selective hearing right there
was it Eugene sorry it is actually Eugene I have enough knowledge
I have enough knowledge, yeah. Stop. Stop. Stop.
He's saying stop use that
There's a chest to knowledge if you need it
Okay, let's fucking hit him whirlwind that shit
I did. Chop what I have used for you.
I think I see one more team on the portal.
Commander, I'm sinking this. Sack.
I am completely out of spells here. We're gonna have to take these there's two reds
by his own two reds here.
Guys, guys, guys, this is only two reds.
Infinite Meds here. Infinite Meds. Go ahead.
Okay, great. Awesome. Two reds. Someone's gonna go on a solo mission. It's me. Take those
two reds. I'm gonna solo my way to the other ones back here.
Tell me tell me I'm dead anyway
Okay, let's really let me get his heart. Yeah, cook it to wait. I'm not gonna cook. I'm gonna take it
Okay, I'll cook. I just
Okay coming you okay, where's your dad?
I
Have all the inventory in the world. So I can take all your shit
Watch out.
Who even is that? Is that Eugene?
No, Eugene's cool.
I shouldn't say that.
Like, what a fucker.
Adventure tunic.
Anything, he has some dex pants. Very nice dex pants, Jesus.
Alright, we gotta cook these and go.
Yeah, I think I have some more swimming water.
I'm camp-firing instantly.
Like it's just, it's just, it's just a buzz skill, like what, like who does this shit?
But it gets yourself a better fucking hobby.
didn't you stream save it over watch yeah but I was funny I meant to go out
there for the people I ain't just killing silence with no no voice down
nothing that was boys like that
yeah that was funny
okay we got a registered freak straight north no straight
under you guys I think how do we go there or no it's through the Coliseum
like in the middle no it's not what you thought it's right here where we not
looking at the map I think it's like in the close to the top of it not in the
bottom of it okay maybe you're right you might be right
Wait, actually, you might be fucking right.
It is above, yeah, it's good.
It's true.
It's true, now you're right.
Can't believe it.
So yeah, the only way we get up there is through the coliseum.
Wait, we're gonna have to kill a mage.
This is going north-left, fuck this.
Cause you think the bridge, uh, uh, through us, I get it, yeah.
Oh, there's a team there. Fuck those guys. Let's go this way.
You see that first-time message? Is that how you talk into your girl dog?
Yeah?
I bet that guy could do, uh, treatment better.
He would.
Welcome to the J-
Straight North.
I don't have his heart you have to resin I do I do it
I
Stack on me on the sink you're good there you get there
All right, I didn't actually drop her a lot I didn't get a lot of your loot
a lot of my pants and shit that's all good out there here's a random helmet here's some
gloves or gloves see your smell book at least yeah thank you then you're good um knowledge
two. Wait for me. What you willing to do? Which please? I can't firing. No, I don't
have knowledge. You farted on your torches. Guys, I had a I had a robe. Listen, Felix,
I'm fucked.
You died.
All right.
You got what you got, bro.
Right, right up.
Well, I've heard the man take it.
I don't know if it can be.
I do.
I don't have enough knowledge to castle all my spells.
I mean, I need to get a chest or some, uh, pack or some, uh, toast.
So, hold on.
Do you have enough?
Oh, hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I just got some stuff here.
Gamer, I got you.
Me?
All right, yep, I got you.
Now, I could use these, but I'm going to let you have them.
Pants right here.
Bang.
Ping them.
What are we doing?
OK, thank you.
You're going south left.
You want that old pants inside it?
No, I have it.
It's fine.
No, that's four!
I've got three pants.
No, that's four!
Now you put the one with the half wheel, right?
Not yet.
Oh, my god.
That's actually insane.
Thank you.
I'll give you back you at the end over when
Okay, when we win a lot of dead bodies here
Well mid is
Oh, that actually everybody's talking.
Wait, you're coming at us.
Let's just go.
Back up.
Felix?
They cut the circle.
Let's go.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Okay.
Okay.
Dude, who's that?
Oh, shit.
Hold the line here.
Okay.
Get that door open.
Close it up behind you.
Felix, it's on you.
There's people in the stream at the bottom.
Felix is taking people and let's keep running out.
Come here.
Okay.
Move, move, move.
I
Didn't follow I was boy I'm dead they did that like it
Like I swear I was on the boy
They could
I think we're fighting the raven, I'm not gonna lie.
Did I hit you?
I don't know.
Where's my left one?
I don't see where they are anymore.
Yeah, I'm on the wall here, I'm on the wall.
But what?
They're down there, they're down there.
Yeah, there's no reds it. There's no reds yet. You see them in there? Yeah, they're
gonna open. Yeah, I also hear I hear people. There's three teams. We're surrounded. They're
on my team. Yeah, let's let's let's go next. Let's go. We can go to the rest. Take the
I
Have they just spawned okay
All right, we are gonna have to drop the fuck down, which I did drop down
I'm levering
Yeah, I saw that.
It's okay, Dad.
Alright, Felix, blast him! They're gonna be behind me!
Go home, get ready to blast!
Blast him!
Are you damaging?
I am.
He almost hit one, he almost hit one.
Almost?
He missed that one, he almost got it.
He's going!
I
One one hidden
I swear
I swear
seconds I just said
Boiling them alive
Oh no!
That's just not right now.
Where you got this?
I can read it again, this is way too quiet.
Where are your corpses at?
I died right there, she died at the gate, I died.
I died right there, yeah you see me.
Other one, other one.
I
Can you bopping dog? I was bopping
To the right of it man, you don't see the fucking barb on the floor. Oh great. Good luck
Yeah, that's me right there big fireball
Oh, oh, that's a dead end.
Oh, he's gone again.
Oh, it's gonna get you. Close the lever.
Oh, no.
No.
Oh, no.
No.
How was that?
That wasn't bad.
That was, like, almost impressive.
Fuck, man.
Oh, man.
Chat. Okay, okay, chat.
Dude, the fireballs early when they were getting chased.
Was I doing damage or not?
I thought that was helping.
Hey, Chad, Chad, here.
Even when I'm serious, Chad doesn't want to be serious.
So I'll stop anyway, but it's an energy
because they won't actually, at least, fuck it.
Keep playing, dude, keep playing.
You have no perks, man.
We have no perks.
No, no, okay, I'll probably get them.
Let's get it.
I'm about to pull out the ball, the brandish,
and I'm gonna put everything in a cup in it.
I now at least understand how the mage works
so I can play against it.
Not, maybe I didn't learn how to master the mage.
Now I know how to play against it.
It's actually pretty easy to dodge it.
Couple things here.
Number one, we're double barbing, which is fine.
Just keep that in mind.
Number two, I love how you, yeah, it works.
I love how you said it, chat.
Tell me honestly.
And then they told you honestly, you say, you know what?
They don't know anything.
Because it wasn't the answer you liked.
Because you wouldn't have expected it.
Okay, whatever you put in there.
Oh, why ask him?
Oh, why ask him?
I don't know how to tell you, you don't know what to do with me.
Because in streaming, okay?
When the chat is that fucking annoying,
it's not about the...
If the answer is 100% one way,
automatically, you have to assume trolls.
It's just trolls.
Because if you would accept at least a few,
a few yeses, a few, like even if it was a three or four,
like glazers at least, but everybody is just trolling it.
he's trying to make his
like, like, Z-Rolling Blades is crazy
it's Z-Rolling
Jack, oh my god
I was in Fireball and it was like
like, dude, this guy was talking about
god, seriously, excuse me
I was doing so much damage
first Fireball that I see, when I look at his perspective
is to his own fucking face
point blank
point blank
blank blasts himself. Okay, isn't the ground bad. No, the ground's fine, man. It's just
you're right. It doesn't hurt. Oh my God. That's golden. All right, now I'm going to
buy a stick on everybody and it shows them how it's done. All right, we love it. Back
to the new class. Good game. Whoa, what are you saying, Gabe? Yeah, but you play a purple.
No, no, no low ceiling
Low floor high ceiling here you're at the ceiling babe, he's at the low floor or high floor
Fine came
Damn there
Okay, do it. Hey, I'll look for you.
Ah, babe, this is good for you. Take it.
We're both white.
We're gonna have... Yep, I know. It's his old helmet, and he was giving it to me.
No, no, no, no. I just got all of them. I just got all of them.
I can't use that one. It's yours.
You can't use those?
Where the hell moves like that for me, Chad? Where?
Oh god graveyard
Okay, now we are back to finding it. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Now I'm back to finding Max wins for caster. Oh my god. Oh my god, please
Why why is it like the dead?
Okay, over here. I have magical power. Look, this is the best chat I've ever seen in my life.
Ooh, two magical powers. Not that great, TBH.
I'll wear it.
I see people. On my finger. It's a wizard, I think.
Sixty months of waggon. Can I get some waggon chats? No? Okay.
Ooh, a little bargolio here.
I'm getting into the tomb.
STFU Furious Don't Know.
Force boots.
Who's chopwood?
What is that?
It's me.
I'm chopwood.
What?
Lay over there.
Let me hook up.
Are we going to hide or not?
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to hide now.
For sure.
right yeah I'm all you'd all over their fucking face I can hug them I can hug
them
you go from the right I'll go from the left
The bottom of the room. I'm here. Send it
We got a fire road behind his road behind us
Broke he's just catching them
Okay, I'm trying to heal you, Buckelyum.
Fuck.
Sniper? Or should it wizard me?
Fucking god damn it!
Missing every heal, I'm sanking this.
It's embarrassing.
I won't, I can hug him.
You guys are on your own, I have no heals.
I'm camp firing in Africa.
Double-fing just the rogue.
He's on me still.
No heals.
Got him!
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
They're gonna torch at him!
Ah, bitch!
Wait, what the fuck?
Coming.
Oh, what is he at?
On the top, on the top.
He's being a rat rat.
Wow, he actually burst out. It isn't really welcome.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What is that game?
He's on me, he's on me.
Okay.
Fuck, he's got just her pants on.
Throw your torches at his ass.
I already did.
It's been six months, you know what...
I've been torches coming in.
I have a look, I've been in the locker.
Damn, my torches are gone now.
He's fucking gone.
He's in the zone?
No, he's right here, he's right here.
He's here?
Ow.
He's dead, got him.
I'm being bitten by wolves.
Hey, bring him back.
The zone is cooked here.
Got him!
Wow.
Did he blink?
I'm gonna have to camp you again, do we have a campy for me?
Yep, yep, see you soon, I'm gonna just look at this guy first and we're gonna kill him first.
Okay.
Is there not the entities?
Nope, we shouldn't be here.
There's a lot of PvE.
That's a whole way too much, we have to get out of here.
It's fine, just stand on the table, stand on the table.
Jesus Christ.
He's still there, he's right there, the ping where he's at.
He's casting up some spells here.
That's earthquake, what the fuck is that?
That's a fucking meteor.
A meteor shower.
Holy shit.
I love wizard.
Blink.
God.
I'm out.
I'm out buddy.
Move it south.
We gotta go south.
God
I'm gonna say here. It's gonna be there. It's gonna kill us. Oh my god. Okay. Oh god fuck
I just had to send it. Yes, I was stuck.
It's okay. It's not.
I'm out of hills. You just fucking tanked it. It's fine.
Oh, thank you.
Okay, can't fire, please.
Okay, yeah.
I'm dry.
Yeah, ready?
I'll be back.
Three, two, one.
Did you fart on us oh, I guess I don't
And you can't deserve that okay, but that's part thing I mean come on bro
Okay, I
Wait if there's a rock breath, it means it's a reason to buy it
Uh, someone had to have procted it, yes.
Does anyone have a- can I have one torch, just throw it on the floor?
I don't have any.
Uh, I don't have any more.
Is this true?
I mean, some of you- some of you see it like a minute ago.
Not even, maybe a third second ago.
Yeah, a third second ago, yeah, okay.
Sixty-seven months.
Yeah, over here, I mean, play or death.
They have healing items, we need to pick that all the way up.
Okay, yep, I'm coming.
On my right, there's another body, I'm gonna loot the one I'm hunting.
the lizard king yes a lot of items I took all of it wow they were loaded it
my god wait I'm gonna get me
freaking me the fuck out hello
I healed you but you have reduced healing right now I'm waiting for it to
still reduced healing
he's down, he's down
fuck i missed
he's down?
he's down
his friend's still up there
yeah, yeah, we got him, we got him
wait, i didn't get any of that
yeah, he's down
yeah, you didn't get shit, it's fine
you're fine
I'm never good or not though, come on.
Why does it say such garbage in his items?
I don't really understand that.
He's getting around like absolute garbage.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
I'm gonna take his torches, goodness gracious.
He deliberately loots some shit.
Always see my guy then, I get it.
Okay, I guess I have not looted anything.
I have anything.
I hope you know, campfire.
Yo, people on me, people on me.
I'm gonna say I'm sinking here. Just hot-tops up. I have no big heels, so only less
Okay, I'm getting slowed by the wizard
and they're cleric just... oh no
the cleric? yeah they were really good at that
they're all healing and shitted, every use is below
close
well fuck so they did play the call that we did, we didn't play
and they're playing cleric major warrior, right?
well their cleric is like melee cleric, not healer cleric
Oh, Smite, is that, is that, is that look very, very, very, very strong.
It is strong, but I can swap, we can be triple melee, Zug.
No, no, no, I think, we keep what we're doing, I think it's good.
It, we lost one time, what about it?
Who cares?
I mean, we are more than what we were that round.
It's our first loss of the day.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
me put on what the fuck I honestly I'm gonna take protection fuck the smite we're
running a lumberjack cleaner 78 months big big great googly moogly yeah I'm gonna
start taking protection
It's like not opening one final one bar anyway, maybe
I sort of call like that and in a in a
Rather lit sting
There we know
Yeah, yeah, they run lumberjack with two arms warrior or
Oh, am I not ready?
We're waiting for it to get back on she be seed. Oh, she almost has her third perk or fourth perk actually
that's not like or a TSG which was a triple plate and
TSG is good. Yeah, there's it was insane. We came out. It was so busted. They had that complete
Decays
What was it change the vice and death rip on their
From the operating I know my shit man
Why is she still is it?
Oh, it's me it says you're in the party. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, we're fine. We do it again. Oh, oh, yeah
So wait remake or
Mm-hmm. I'll blow up like a region
Blood because I did that. Yeah, that was that was fucking insane
That was it. Okay. We're running up now. All right. We're good. I
I still love playing while we know that that was like one of my one of my first like lock-in experience
You run up like trying to be really good. Yeah
I mean, I I did not do it most. I did not do any
BC right a lot in
Rathals legit real legit. Yeah, it was really fun. I actually cute wrath. We were playing feral disc in like the 20
I mean
In the modern gaming
I
Still bullshit
It is
It is
The damage doesn't stop it
There's no pause to it
Pretty much
You're about to get slimed on
Oh my
Man, really man
Vigor, luck
It is, not at all
Uh, two agi, two shrink boots
Boots, right here.
Debs.
Respect the dibs.
Wait, that was innocent, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Oh, well, because we're running into the dual plaza.
Knowledge 4, Kettlehead?
Well, I never loved it.
I think I said it's accurate.
But, when I play games, I fucking fall out on games,
do I, game it?
Yes.
I would like I was a super don't ever done
Yeah, I mean it's kind of hard to all out in games nowadays because you damn well know everyone's gonna quit in a week
Everyone's just spread everyone's quitting everyone's split amongst the other 18,000 different games of five different genres every late
Oh
Four strength boots. Oh, I did say I did say
Here you go, look at it behind you
Wait, oh, we're the you're dropping them right
I have three decks leggings if you want them though. I
Don't need that. Yeah
Hey, what is this? What would you drop them?
uh four strength boots on the on the giant shit probably thank you uh it's in my old ones uh grand
grand um here oh yeah all right come start let me thank us let me thank us come here good
discretions i got you saying okay my law is actually getting better though it's not bad at all
a lot. All right.
I think we're here to go.
I mean, it's good loot. We'll go graveyard.
Same.
I have also a gladiator and cataclysm.
I
What
Shatter play
So what you play the major the priest I play
Shaman
So you got carried. Okay, I mean
I mean it was he's kind of difficult to play for sure
So press bloodlust
LOS
No, you didn't have bloodlust in threes
Yeah, Mark, Mark's a whore
Shit, where's that at? I see it got it Wow
You know you're bumping five and nobody by five is this fucking absolute noob a new bracket
I remember a shadow play was busted any caster Cleveland
Hey, it's a straight bank, yeah.
I mean, even with the VR on Polly, it was still the same.
Look at this guy doing WoW Talk. Hello.
What's going on, Felix, huh?
DR's on Polly's Shatter Play.
What are you saying right now?
Goodness gracious.
This guy desperately wants to play WoW, man. Why don't you fucking queue it up, huh?
Um...
Why, are we doing a sample, no?
Fucking awful
Well, we were yeah, but retail arena. Yeah, I already fell off so hard
Wrath and post office. Oh, I'll throw it at this. No, I'm not looking where it
It was so good
What once you've got to hand it takes about purity it's gonna hard to have anything else you know?
Especially with the mop and the fucking dampening and shit. Terrible.
True?
True.
I think that is like gamer just wait till classic plus surely it'll come back.
Let's go sir.
Surely. Yup I agree.
Oh we got people.
I see magic pistols going on.
They're fighting like on the other team.
Okay then we wait until they fight us.
I see we go right side.
I agree, that's kind of where the missiles were going.
Ouch, my face, I just took a big hit.
67, 67, 67, 67, 67, 67, 67, 67.
Big helmet, epic helmet here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Right there, right there.
Tell me right there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna get a hook from the end of it.
Oh, you can't wear that? All right, take it off.
He's the following.
Put your helmet back on.
Anybody in here?
Oh
Listen listen listen.
Get your weapon out of me! What the fuck!
I got mother's actress trying to get me. I'm running from him.
I hear him.
I think I'm close to the...
I got behind me.
Please tell me.
How does that matter?
Just keep going for him. Together.
Zach, I'm here. I'm sinking.
Pirate's in the zone. I'll be.
Pirate's on it.
I'm coming by, Jason. What else do you think?
Okay
Trying to get you
Thank you
Another team another team another team
Yeah, zero awareness talks still love you though, you are pranks.
Motherfuckers.
Uh, there's a lot of them.
I'm closing this door.
Okay.
I'm going through here, I'm taking a look.
Okay, a lot of these are very low, like very low, like I hit some major hits on that.
I have low cus swarm, that's the only spell I have, I'm fucking sitting this.
Over it?
I do have a locus swarm so if we want to poke and do range like I can just drop it and they'll get melted
Okay, I mean we can also just if you see a moment just fucking send it. I mean we're mainly calm well
I think they're trying to get that
Okay
It's not good yet
I'm gonna go to father
Do we cook in these portal? I will extract the game to the full of it
Hey, not cooking
It's just that we don't have much gear
But the boss is that your pulse
Okay, well, I got one red cooked I got two reds cooked send it we just leave them
All right, not bad at least first time too. Yeah, first ever made in a while
Yeah, yeah, okay, I don't have any heels at all. I have nothing
Oh like no pots. I have I have some
I'm just gonna give them some bandages I can give you.
Oh, I have two bandages, guys.
Really? You really like doing that, huh?
Bro, we're just guessing.
Give me two lings, oh, look.
It's a natural process.
It's not good for you.
I'm gonna make my friend, yeah.
I don't think he's gonna make me friend.
I don't have friends.
Cool.
What the fuck else you've been playing, man?
I
Is that a good job
Like my more fully wrote
Legendary shield okay sure
Uh, yeah, that chest is disgusting for me. I take that. I may not see these boots. I bet it's worth a different case
What's good for chasing what is that?
Yeah, no, it's not it. Yeah, it is.
Cheshire false. Yeah, it's good. It's not good. Okay. Oh
I'm just gonna like for you guys. There you go
Okay, just take your turn. It's just swinging massive weapons. Oh, I can't believe I
Nice
Let's go north right. Oh
North right, so, Pyramid?
Yeah, to the Pyramid, yeah, where were those? Oh, I see them.
There's a quarter staff in the TV, it tights better than the barge.
Okay.
I think that way.
Yeah, it is, this way.
Oh, you're right, Jay. That is gonna quicken.
This is North Vader, and this...
It's the same, what?
go ahead
uh...
yeah we go through yep
by my Mika Vista we would just A O E the fuck maybe I should just take that
to PBE clear straight up
just so we get gear faster
No, no, no, you have one, you have one, you have one, you have one, you have one, you have one, you have one, left side room.
Do you have shit?
No, ab... like... this guy just probably just, he literally hit it.
He honestly hit it in the corner, in the other level, and went into the left circle, because there's no shot, he's stable.
I
Mean I could take a staff. I'll do more healing, but I'm gonna land less hits. This is rough. I don't know fuck it
All right, let's wait. How is all looted it?
It's pretty anything right? I think the looters surely make it seven here. This is up here. Maybe you'd like
Look right off coming
Lantern move sassur
I
Wanted to do
Dead by daylight
We got a player on a skeleton by the way
I'm gonna open this will sort of for alien shit
Felix do look at me look where we're going. Yeah
move I'm never with us
they didn't get it good pants and this one on me three agi three decks blue
where in the flat chest that is embedded in three decks to buy your you
tell me you want help or you want damn I want help I'm good maybe maybe they
want some there should be a lever or something yeah
I
Let's just wait. Holy fuck these clubs. Yeah
I'm rushing. I'm rushing
Where are you dragging?
You say good one, okay, no way you get some spells back
Are you at I'm sitting behind the restaurant
why the how much did you pay for that I don't know trying to get that max value out of this
thing stop it oh no the zone oh yo let's fucking leave his ass let's go he better hurry up
Is he okay?
Will he not get out?
He better fucking push.
I mean, surely he knows how to get out.
What if his bathroom is like
10,000 square feet away?
Imagine.
Actual fucking mansion house.
I bet he's actually the fastest pisser ever.
He's just so fucking loaded
that his bathroom is five years away.
We waited for him and then he just decides the direction when he's back.
He changes everything.
Through that door, there's people.
I'll go see him.
I'm going to turn the lights off.
I had advantages on the ground, but I...
What are my advantages?
I don't know.
I mean, we could just send it on these fuckers.
fuckers we got to go to the north left guys I think we should put our cars closing we got to go
I go go move let's go let's get going I'm opening the door
do it this way
I'm going to the left I'm only in some um Francis cousin what the fuck
No, it's a wooden accession. That was long.
This way, this way. Keep going straight here.
Oh, keep going.
Move the axe.
Those reds are going to be...
What?
Why did that hit you?
The top? Where?
Where are they?
They're fucking through down the stairs.
Okay, I'm going to sank us here. Let's get some health back.
Alright, we're good.
Yeah, let me think.
They're down down down right here.
What wait what? Okay?
mind
Okay, I hear what that's right. Let me
There's a lot of it. There's not a lot in there. No, yeah, we gotta open this door
That's I think it's right. Okay. Yeah, we gotta get a little lever this I have a lever. I got it
Oh
Yeah, I got locked in
So, how do we say here?
It's just blast
Okay, push through
Let her open this
Okay, reds on me off oh team here team here is a wizard ouch
I'm cooking hold them let me know if I need to stop
everyone out everyone out last one
I can't get through with a bug.
Okay, I'll let you heal up early on though. I'm super low.
Clear, clear. Do you want this at all? Or underground?
I do.
Probably.
It looks like there's bad stats though.
Yeah, no, I keep mine.
I just don't even send anything up, fuck I should.
Send a little bit. Expressman.
I keep sending ship, I never...
I never get up either.
Right?
I
Good luck. All right team come on this could be it
So this is only one portal here at the end right only one thing only one
Okay, let's try to find a circle. Yeah, let's fuck the loot
We know whenever we can let's focus. Let's try to get some heels and focus on saying healthy
Like let's do this weekend to just get a fight at the end where we're all at full HP so that we can say okay
Which are the best you know me like let's not be half-assed
Yeah, okay, that's what I've been trying to do this. I feel like you're talking to yourself right now. Yeah, and even at a lot
I'm gonna go ahead and get my sank back and shit. Oh, I got a free hill that yes, maybe the game heals you a little bit
No, I healed you I sent you a heel
Yeah, he's gonna know what I think we got it
Wow
Oh my god, what the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?
That's a crossbow. I just took all my heal with the damage.
Okay, on my ping, uh... Jump down Felix.
How do we go from the school?
I'm over here inside.
give you a heal go go go go close it up close it up
oh great I'm dead it's a man it's kill his mummy kill the mummy I'm trying
there we go there's a mess there's a mess there's a mess
big money big money oh it's bad oh oh my god it's a problem with you as well
Can you loot as hard as you think?
There's a whole team! I don't know!
Yeah, I can't maybe.
Alright.
Okay, I can loot his heart.
Put your fuck in there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he's down. Babe, you've got this.
I don't know if something would happen, but I don't really want to.
I you were listen I tried so hard to heal you and I got fucked because of it
Yeah, I mean I
Nice fix you see
Like we really got to just kill the rooms you know
I
You're getting there you're getting there
Yeah, they like it just leave. Okay. No, he's not ignore it. Yo, just fucking hearty motive
Nope, that's not a friend run
That's dog. Yes, you're dog is stuck there. Yeah, you might the process
I
Hope out of your right
Why is that room so fucking harsh though, it's such a harsh rumor it is very difficult
And we are we were struggling
But hey, I think you got yourself another perk. I got myself a perk as well
All right, we got two more perks. Look at that.
Jack, third perk what do I use here?
Like, I'll be honest. I think I'm gonna take the PvE spell.
And just to help us get gear. Like, it's just gonna one-shot rooms.
Jack, I think Berserker is dank as fuckin'
Morale boost?
No.
Jack, Berserker sounds like dank.
every 10% if I'm 50% by up to 20% so I would be 20% increased physical damage
I mean Jack and I'm also from front-line I think a lot of energy I mean it
this is gonna be always useful this is just that's just like a free buff of
damage chat was rolling cooking I feel like the hook was really good for me but
the role in is it's it's gonna hit or miss
Jaloki rage better hook rage loving the streams recently mr. X can I get a
Welcome to the jungle for the one time
I'm gonna try this radiant blade shit someone's a radiant blade for 12th duration and it talks nearby enemies
Dude hook was doing crazy for us though. I mean most of our good kills were all over because of hook
Yeah
I'm trying a hook and rage
Okay
We're gonna see them
We go again
All right, I have a massive a we clear
if we can pull off the undead if it's undead purple pickaxe
all the dead monsters
I'm right behind you I'm ready to hit you hitting you on this ready thank you
what's that shit it's my a we like undead clear wow what was it with the
footsteps oh my god what the actual fuck oh my god wait what the stats is
high roll on everything hello you freaking the fuck out I don't know how
you see him bro let me make this in chat this isn't yet look at the stuff on
that for Barbara I mean is that a hybrid on every step just put it on the
put it put it on the ground
okay Norma do the look at it physical to pdr magic pen that's worthless one
physical power okay it's it's okay Jack it's losing that swim I think you prefer
set okay you're right it's the best you can possibly get
Jack I hear someone I hear someone I got a chest for Barb where chest it's
where did it go is it in the stone thing it's in the stone thing right here
people people people on the south
you're so go to now I have this radiant blade and it says attacks and
Right in here. Yeah, I'm gonna go
I'm gonna hook up
They're in there
Wait, am I dead?
They're like me, they're like me.
Keep swinging.
Dude, they're also like me.
They blot, they blot.
Fuck, they're all chasing me.
Okay.
How did you get here?
I'm right here.
They're low.
I can't fight shit.
I'm trying to compete, but I don't.
Okay, I'm turning around now.
It's a cleric and a fighter.
I'm here with you.
I
I'm dead
Couldn't see
I
Was all these both of they have that may was a mechanism like he's a like 12 bucks
Warlock
Yeah, he he basically sapped boy. I know he sapped healing from me at the end there. I couldn't heal
Yeah, they were pretty much they were very low
What one was that one? I think I go back to locust swarm. I could have been a crazy locust one
Yeah, warlocks are like melee
Or they can be they're disgusting
Yeah, we'll take this shit
With a new flame perk what fucking flame perk what the heck wait chat, how do my sister?
I have the bugger. I can't it's like bugging me out
Yeah, that I just take holy strike I think holy strikes probably betters to zap like this is I don't see this being
Yeah, that's probably the best I can take.
And then I sell it?
To whom?
Is that it?
Yeah.
Really, once we're playing Val, run Val of Silence and Judgment.
Val of Silence.
Okay, um, you want to say that, I'm almost done.
I'm looking for what the fuck is vow of silence
Wait, this is good chat. No, I think I'm gonna scam him, right?
He wants me to play zero spells. Yeah, I'm not doing that. That's I'm healing the fuck it wasn't a play zero heels
And I go to the collector
Bang.
Then I go back to my gatherer.
Back to the collector.
Dude, I just made it like a thousand bucks.
Okay, so all that was the work was done, what was it, was it done at Amit?
Wow, 60 months of this side and Spelly Galut Goblin secure the OVR Ex-QCL.
Okay, Jack, I think Rage might be not at, okay, it's not great.
I'm going, I'm going, I go back to just whirlwind.
Maybe I just didn't really give it a chance, I don't know.
Okay, Achilles' Eel.
Okay, on paper, Achilles' Eel and Gremlin Hook is the best combo.
How many does it go?
You ready?
Yep.
Oh, I'm...
Savage Roar?
that's love them it does you like this yeah fucking take those yeah that plays
out I don't know skills I'm holy strike right yeah yeah I think we need to set
us war off the rip super form because you're running that right huh yeah yeah
I've been roaring. Okay, it's pretty short. So what is this guy to shopping?
Like
Was it work. Yeah, it's made of all of that strong
Yeah, they can be popular queue and it adds like omega damage that are one hit
Boiling that fool
Not only does it do a lot of damage, but it makes for you basically don't receive healing for like 10 seconds
or something.
So you're like low and fuck.
Yeah, warlock is good.
And they can wear like plate gear too.
Very cool, man.
Legendary longsword.
I don't know if we care about that.
Yeah, I'll take that one.
Yeah, can I barb you, though?
Yeah, yeah, it's just perfect.
Ask like if there's sets for a run,
but you know, I can do hallways or something.
Look at that shot.
I forgot how my Q-spot is on the left.
Oh, Epic's wayhander with additional melee damage right there.
Hang down.
Dibs.
Oh, he dibs it.
Damn, he respected dibs!
Wow.
what is here I'll take that a barbarian helmet in this chest
I can't double dibs yeah so that is early and then you need to do dibs again so that's why I like oh my god
yeah that's a very bad method I'm happy with that your dog dog dog dog dog dog
If we find rooms with undead I can literally just clear the entire thing but I got to be undead.
Max fell like I fell.
Is it on revenge at all?
I thought on revenge was great.
I'm great. You just want staff then. You want dex, you want strength, you want agility. Like that, that's it. And bigger.
All the percentage things I just wouldn't even pay attention to straight up.
I'm letting some help there guys, I have a...
Like...
Oh, I'll take that heal shrine by the way.
And Bat.
I'm a Bat-star.
There is a full heal shrine where we ping.
You will go to full HP.
Can you get to it without dying behind you or walking away from it? Yeah, I mean I have a major on me and they
read the skeleton
He's they're dead, okay, wait not red
Oh, what was that guys?
But I love you
They in the wall
Motherfucker I heard a wood break
are you on your own there's a bird on me wow that's great I'm loving this I'm
I'm gonna use the heal. Alright, take it.
No, no, no, no, I got it, I got it.
42 months.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Is there any chest in there at all, or is it just dark and darker?
I'm opening this one.
Checking it?
Wow.
Okay.
No dibs, anything else?
How did chest strength for?
I think I'll take it.
Wow, that is absolutely massive.
It's in that chest, epic chest.
oh my god hitting Q on this
this shit
this is a win for sure
let's go towards the middle of the thing
Oh, I got a healing staff. I hope I can actually land shit.
I don't have my Q for 20.
Where are we?
Uh, we're over here.
I'm just looking for...
I'm just looking for...
I'm just looking for...
I'm just looking for...
I'm just looking for...
Nice.
Oh, shit.
I thought it was a second time I checked.
It's not everything. That vocal image is...
diabolical of messages
oak chests, let's take a look
solid shit, next
gross, yuck, disgusting
let's go south right
a trap disarming kit, is there any guns? should I get that?
trap disarming kit? no, we don't care
uh barb helmet three agility on that
skeleton mine is only max i don't think
it's beautiful really okay all right
do we have a uh a a a disarmament kit or um
we have a um a lock fit lowlone says the
shini requiser was a one-time thing and
you lost it all at me clear okay i'm
gonna pay i'm gonna chat we got people
here yeah let me just finish with these
up. That's a warlock. I'm trying to hold you. I already I already told him. Oh, they're
trying to come in behind here. I'm gonna fence. He should be one. He should be one. He's
Oh my god
What is my ring?
I'm beating this guy with you?
Oh my god
Is he dead?
Okay I'm casting a tank, keep back
I'm sinking, I'm sinking, I'm sinking right now
I'm dead
Oh god, I'm so fucking cooked down here.
Not ideal here.
Oh my god.
I dropped down. I dropped down. I dropped down.
Drop down if you can.
Is that you?
Yeah.
I'm sinking.
I'm out of heals.
I'm not heels completely. Okay. I think we keep I just move back a little bit
Give it a chill. I'm gonna find some more heels and then give a good night. I mean, it's not a real one. I mean
Well, I'm gonna fuck you. Yeah, I can foil it here
Okay, I have no heels you are on your own gamer. I have nothing I can do for you
I'm camping
I think they're gonna move out good circle yeah circles fucking everything we got to go get our heart
okay I'm gonna go get her try to oh they're coming in I'm gonna use pop thing here I'm gonna send it with you
Okay, I'm loading him.
Wow, he's moving with it, where's this guy?
Sinking, stay back here with me.
We're just sending, fuck it.
We got a guy behind you, I'm trying to get heals.
That double warlock hurt.
He's just annoying, really, it's annoying.
I'm not that of a...
Yeah, feels bad for me, I guess.
Yeah, I'm dead.
What do you do here?
Um, I mean, we have to get a heart because I am because we're playing like this is like like rabid.
They don't give a fuck about that and that shit.
Oh, their teammates said too.
Yeah, that was it.
No, it's barbarian warlock.
It's barb warlock.
I should have finished this cut off the rip, you know, well, I read it.
And this guy's got so many heels that he brought in with him.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna remove my heels.
Yeah, these guys, well then keep in mind they're also leveled up so they're shopped.
They're starting with full white gear and their white gear is essentially double stats
compared to our graze.
I mean, great, we replace all our graze pretty quickly but you get the point.
Okay, I'm gonna do...
Well, gamer, hey listen, it's late.
We're going to bed.
or games already closed I'll perform we're done game is closed however that was fun we had a good time we got to go it is
late as fuck I don't know Gigi's I actually do it that was good though yeah that was cool
that was a good fight if you want to queue again maybe cleric healing is just not for me I maybe I just
fucking blow I did my utmost no you were baby you're super I already do more
looking as a healer issues that level up some of these are overloaded though
they did they do so much we like it's like endless pumping of bullshit yeah
that sounds about right well honestly I just play fucking world I can start
tab dotting just running around yikes yeah it's disgusting
Alright, GG gamers. Have a good one.
GG, good night.
GG, good night. See ya.
Chat, I want to finish the game I was playing earlier before. I even did all that.
The... The Kling game?
One more.
Dude, I was just doing this game, this game's fun.
Uh... New game.
That game was GG.
of
way it was a
It's like a road light um like cookie clicker or a gamer xqcl someday you'll make it to
the jungle.
Either radius or attack speed, definitely attack speed, wait, or money, loot bonus.
The prestige shop?
Wait, I mean, you have to unlock it though.
I don't mind, I don't think all of us agree.
I suppose this guy is decent of a runner.
I think the jackpot really kind of ramps things up though.
I don't think I want stamina though.
I'm sure you can build without buying anything.
That's it!
Okay, hold on.
Um, chat is flat, buddy.
I'm just gonna pick spawner.
That's huge.
Oh yeah, more pigs, more cheddar, getting a jackpot there.
Wait, that makes sense.
right
right
to rest
okay
wait what is
almost out of there
What the fuck?
Uhhh, that was odd.
Let's do money and luck.
I feel a stamina.
Yeah, I really need stamina.
Dude, wait for the damage.
I
Am I cooked
Okay
If you're the one that's in the government the gents 1% loot for bill paid each of my figure type you destroy is one
One seems just better
I'm gonna get I'm gonna go and not go for the stamina guys. I think I don't have the dps
It's still very weak sauce, no?
Wait, not bad, hold on.
That's huge!
Uh, no, not too big of a sound, it's not a dog shit.
It's not for draining it. Chad, do I save?
Chad, do I save or is it worth just getting everything?
Okay, I'm doing everything.
I'm on everything.
Okay, hold on.
I think that the comp is going to be really close right?
Running running
Javi, it's super light. I'm lucky now
I'm not gonna pay now
It's risky, but I feel like if I do piggy I'll be fine. I'll be fine
I mean, it's a little bit greedy, but
I mean, I need a jackpot here. I mean, I don't know what's like, CJ, no?
Okay. Oh my god, that's in place. What?
Okay, we're 5% of your savings as bonus for each day.
I want you to say thank you for these streams and entertainment, they have been there through
many ups and downs.
Excellent man.
Wait, that's busted, what?
That's busted.
It's not even close either.
Oh, so what about this hammer though. That's a massive...
Hold on, huh?
I didn't see anything about him.
Okay.
Phantom Hand.
If I was the chance to hit this one, I'd go to the next race.
No.
I think we should need more money, more piggy.
So maybe I do...
Money, money.
Uh...
Response Chance.
Luck.
This is very very money oriented off of the damage
We get lucky
Yeah, I mean all the other percentages that they they compounded on so
Wait, that was terrible money, wasn't it?
Wait, is that Max loss? Not one island of luck?
It's not terrible.
Oh my god, where's the money?
Where's the money?
I mean, where's the money?
Oh, Jack spotted it.
Okay, we have a lot of time, but it's not looking good.
damage? Oh I see anything to sleep with the hammer.
Okay, four eggs is not that bad.
Should be the money, surely.
Okay, what is happening?
I
Have any idea
Lock will compound all other luck elements and we'll make our money back it like almost instantly
Chat luck compounds and what elements of elements of luck I just write
of
the
death of
death
of
He's glowing. That's it, right?
Hold on to that!
Okay, I need to just process
Let's go!
Okay, massive.
Barely moved a lot of your pins this one, huh? HP.
I'm not doing it.
I need an amro attack then, if you want amro attack.
I'm not sure what that is.
Check.
Since we are in the quarter, double another, you know?
Do we want to have the quarter anyway?
Fuck this minute.
I'm fed it all!
Uh, plus loot from Figgy is it?
Everything's like Figgy's, he doesn't check to destroy it and he never beat it to him.
I think this could be good for the wood guys.
The only thing that's showing is the butt hammer.
Muddits.
Oh my god!
It smacks it!
There we go.
Okay, hold on.
I didn't even disable the...
We want more piggies.
I like this one, I really like this one.
It's like a taxi, where...
I need this I don't know if you need to do this first
I should read it by luck if we got a contact in here.
So if we get a team reaction it would be with the luck thing.
Oh my god!
I'm not a lawyer.
Okay, I'll do pig, pig, pig, and then...
then speed it.
I mean, that was really bad money though, I mean, just bad luck, I guess, but can you
hold on?
We need more pigs.
Yeah.
Okay, check.
Just look by game design.
Look how cheap the late game stuff is.
Look how expensive the pigs are the game knows that the pigs is actually that the max winner
So it's like that. We should have done this a little bit earlier
How's the damage was damaged that
Is this how you have to get the salary from plan C and Craven?
See and see.
and
I'm gonna go 60 steps from here
Check, I could also jump over there. Shoot the project there
Cuz we already have a thousand
This is good. Take a chance for sure.
Chad, the luck is in the compound.
I don't know, we'll make it.
Shop them.
Here's your luck making every loot from high a lot more likely.
Yep.
I don't like the look of it, it's not safer.
Oh, not bad at all.
Hold on.
No, that's not great, no, oh, safer interest rates, wait, isn't this the real match window
and that was a multi hit cliff that's crazy
one
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the death
of
the
death
of
the
where are the glowing is it are you realizing it
oh we ended up on that
don't troll me
like maybe that builds a lot of energy but I have those like though
Max stamina, no.
Um, wasn't it, but stamina drains, uh, no.
Stamina is good, I don't think yet.
Lightning strike, no.
Chat, we need more piggies.
I
Need a good piggy and then bottom-right luck or some of these guys
That's yours what
What's a glory tell us that
I
Going no
Every hit is a gamble and as the subject instantly
Shopper
In the artistic crit a while I should have had it but it's too far away though
No idea I think that you
We're starting to need a little bit of that one image of that a little bit
The surface sure
Then this is getting
I can't tell you, he's looking at us.
Two days?
Two risky.
Got a little bit down there, of course, yeah.
I think I can close here.
Shockwave!
that's huge it
and we could double it so we have a quota right
it has a disaster answer oh my god not bad at all
each different pretty tight so it adds only counts once. 4% for run for now. Nope, 1 is
I don't think that was a good idea, I don't think that was a really good idea.
They are huge!
Um...
That might be Gamer.
That might be gamer.
That might be, I think 5-Hand is good.
Radius? I'll walk anymore so.
What's that? It's Coin Reignet. Banks an actual 10% of each Destroyer's Loots.
I'll just buy it, I mean it looks like it's a some money based thing in the 1R.
Oh, guys, seriously, stop saying the basics, he's actually getting over it and his blood
pressure cannot handle it anymore.
Protect our senior user, excuse me, I'll...
That's not bad right?
Oh, well I think that's gamer.
Oh, the lock, hello?
Where's the locker?
Oh, the locker, hello?
Where's the locker?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
that it's game
Wait, that's fucking stupid, what?
Can I wear all of them at once?
I mean, that's gonna stupid him.
I imagine matter.
$1.00, um, I'm trying to do all the on money, okay, I think piggy's the money early.
I
Love it luck was any good
Oh, I fucked up that was really dumb
I need to get that that
I don't have to pay early thing I can choose
of them
Ever since then is the difference in chance to mark and destroy Ran Piggy
Quite flippin shell wins that they must deliver Sandra
Why which are one sucks garbage one
So what's a what's a what's a shallow in there I gotta go for it
I had to I forgot to say for for actual money money over there and I think it's not many
country
I have to
Money and then speed and range
Oh fuck that, did you see that?
That's Gamer, I think it's very slow, all along, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
That's huge biggie huge
Okay, good, yeah, yeah, now now we're talking
Now something
That rum is absolutely insane.
Only one of her saves a big Tony.
I'm going to pay the violation of money.
Why, money?
I paid all the, all the, I bought it.
I did per day. Per day. Should we attack speed?
Yo, happy to be for the past 88.
the next 88 GTA Rockstar playthroughs this week if not all good
uh swish
i won't even calculate what we calculate
cover the whole bill
Take $200 at 10% G0 2020 takes 5% of your earnings every day
Fuck that fuck that's terrible
Chat 10% attack speed but the game's gonna remember the game the game's gonna remember really fast though
Chat I think I should do like 4% per per cycle at most I think this is too much
So it is way too much.
Thanks, Peter.
You don't understand it.
Pay now increases the pace of the game more than the attack speed that increases the, my
damage overall.
So after you get like, like, like, uh, it hasn't been harmony.
the
next bill is going to be a lot more
I'm tightening it up for no reason
I think I need to continue
I'm interested in all of it
Okay, I think this one is way better than the last one.
It is.
Let's just do this and speed damage.
It's coming up.
Okay, this is actually huge.
Absolutely huge.
I think this is a good time to pay it in an intense 4% it's a direct amount of money
You know what that is huge.
No coin splitter is massive.
This feminist is also huge.
Go checks.
I actually feel like there's bonus.
I think on the other side we're doing good there.
I don't think the name of that is a problem though.
Number of pigs and what comes down as a pig is a problem now.
Yeah, I'll watch it.
It's too slow.
Anymore pecs yep
The money but we need more like it has to be really fast
But maybe these games are simple, but we'd outpace the game
could double it
oh my god
I got him
Uhhhhmmmm
Pager, I think Pager, Pager
the whole board isn't even like a word of one fact really a one thing for a
rich father
let's pick again i think
I
Do any more luck
I think glowing and luck it will come down like crazy.
We'll do glowing luck, then piggy loot.
I
Everyone's over there
We need to do the biggest partner
That's good chat this I think that the luck compounds with all these other luck elements
Also stamina is good too.
And other than hammer is worth it still.
Oh, that was terrible.
Let's go to entrance again.
Oh no. Yeah, now we need damage. Yep, do this.
I
Be this
I don't know
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
if
if
if
I
Nice
Hammer and luck
And here comes
You're dead.
All right, fine.
Fuck.
It was glowing.
I
Black damn it
I got it
of
death of
I
Want to flush just I just send it
Chris I thought they have to drop bomb drop bonus coins and
But that's that's insane
Chat with the lock boy. I want me to ship it it compounds
Then I buy it
Oh, radius.
We're gonna get maybe two in pegs now, maybe double.
Yes!
Pig!
Pig is it?
And money.
So that will feather itself up.
Shock Waiver.
Thanks leader hold on
Holy shit
Oh my god going crazy
I think we really need that we can I know we really need it we really need it oh my god
Oh my god
Wait
That's confusing check the new ever stocks, it's so bad
Coin, Reign, Banks, and Extra 10% of each destroyed to the...
I don't understand it.
That knife is a fucking stupid.
Yeah, I gotta go down with that, that in crits.
Does that guy has a crit note?
What's the lightning in here?
I don't know what that is.
I'll just do it and fuck it.
Let me walk out of here right now.
I mean, any fucking locker on this or what, no?
Where's the locker?
Where's the locker?
10-0, we're looking at us.
Well, there's more than one in the kitchen.
That was good, that was really good.
Okay, I should pay you a bit.
That's nuts.
Let's use the interest.
if I don't double we could buy
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god, yes!
Uh, hold on.
Chad, what is kind of busted? Chad, this will pay for telephone!
Is it? Uh, I just drew an earthquake. I repeat on the table.
With the lock compounding it!
I think I'm going to try.
We got right. We got right there.
previous no
It was good I remember that
Chat this didn't seem like much five percent, but I think it's good it I
Think it's a little bit early though
� is that you I know it is good it
Okay, we're gonna do this, um, that, this, and that.
that's
I mean
Okay, but what if, what if this hits though?
I
Eight hundred years can I get a welcome to the piggyback? That's your two hands you're finding on paper compounding on paper compounding on paper
More big is that more big easy? Oh
Chat we need those two chat. I didn't we were cookies
of
Unless...
Okay wait, that's a free one right there.
I
Mean
Not even more piggies stuff
Yeah, I think this is insane to pick it just two piggies can't because the piggies all his death can fall more piggies
They can be they can be lucky to give me there's so much like
What I know what it is, but it's always double level
In that in it is this is
I'm gonna save her, full save her because of the air interest
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
No more devils. No more devils. I can't.
I don't know what's going on here
Okay!
Please get some sleep now.
You look like you need a break.
of
death
of
death
of
Last Donner can SDF you, you look great patty.
of
the
What's that? It's over.
It's over man
So chat we'll make it to the cutoff okay this is the mix right now we're gonna make it to the cutoff at this pace
because of interest right the problem is we're not gonna have grades so we lose so if I don't double we lose on an
next round anyway but we need to double to buy upgrades otherwise we get out
paid by the game it's the only chance
oh my god
and
and
I don't know what I want to do.
I don't know what I want to do.
Smash it, then it'll make it broad to a little up here.
No, we'll do it on this one now.
Wait, we're gonna hit, no, we have an initial.
of
the
What if no
I'm not sure if you're able to
jump a go coin.
Um.
Check. Three is huge.
I
Know you need all the bandit shit
If you need more pigs to expect that
Yeah, I know it's a simple camera. I mean I'm not stupid
I don't know.
That's good!
Pace damage, wait, chat.
Send it.
Oh my god, oh my god
No, not yet guys. I can't but if but it's though
X some upgrades you are igno pring on office good, but much cheaper so they actually do
No no no no no no
No I think it back, I think it back
I might have to do this, fuck this.
No, no, no, no, I'm gonna play again, tell me you make a super bad couple here.
No, Tony, what's up man?
We need that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
if
if the double had actually hit
this hammer would have crushed the game.
If the dumb one hit and we were to be able to buy this hammer,
able to bang bang bang!
Able to broke the game, man!
Bang bang bang.
Yo, brother fuck calling Tony, you need to call Hector Gamble.
2,000 coins.
Wow
I'm going to kill the bastards
Yeah, now we can accelerate the game a lot more no that's just stupid
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm going to go for piggy then, piggy then buddy.
It's already fading in here.
This isn't great at all.
Oh wait, I still have a lot of money actually.
more money than all your gamblons so far each rod in this terrible
Thanks Peter, thank you.
It's like Wraiths.
you
We're bottlenecks my pegs
Oh, he has a lot of mines though.
That's huge.
I don't know where to pick that.
Yep.
I'm sure it's expensive, huh?
Thank you, already gives 4 pegs, alright, ready?
What does that mean?
One pager.
One percent loot per bill pager.
That's shit.
I
Think
right
not terrible
not yet
two pigs and stamina
of
the
death
of
death
I think I think I think that's the worst font check this is the worst time to pay money because we just went down the through the two pigs with one pig it's terrible.
one big it's a little okay so two more days in that's why it's not even in the
world
now we buy the hammer
I don't know where he is.
I don't know where he is.
I don't know where he is.
Okay, yeah, this was chances dang it, but this is good for pig. I'm gonna go with this first
I'll go shop
luck
of
We have to pay as well
Okay, we need it the damage a little bit of the bill 1,000
We need this one we need that we need this luck
Hold it
and never play
this is usually
China this is gonna be good with luck
on with the other guys
what a hip-hop on that guy's shoulder
of
the
death of
the
death
I
When the attack speed our max that there were no I don't think so
I didn't even fly money
money
Money and money. Yeah, this is good and correct. Yeah, it's good. I think I was good. There was a very very good
of
the
I
No, it's where it's where it's lived man. I release
What is though no I can't
5 years, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Maybe fire hammer?
Let me check it.
That can be really good.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
I
Think for you wait, what did I do?
of
death
of
death
of
I
Have to
Have to
That's good, should I really make money?
I
That's a good one.
I like the hammer it's worth it.
I think it's bad.
I think it's just a bad hammer
I fuck it
How many of them are gonna... I think they're going to live right
Wow
Okay
Yeah, um
Pig pig
Um, luck, money, money, radius, fire, sand, sand, huge, huge, huge.
I
Incense it was always incense
Yeah, this then my word if this is what I mean. Yeah
the
of
the
of
the
I'm not just massive.
I don't even know what I think we should save it for a big hammer that was what little
We're going to be getting more of these supports without hammering.
if this hit we're getting by the hammer
we're making a mistake one more time
we're not going to do it again
oh yeah both the liddles are already in there
I mean it's fine
yeah see look at how bad it is
look how many of them it is
I don't know what I'm doing.
Okay, let's go. Bang? Where are they? Any body shithead?
I need to knock it off.
I'm out of.
We'll do the face-up raises, you'll be crazy.
Oh
My
Time to try the leaves risky we need the upgrades
Damage
Quick damage
I think it's a good chance.
Double hit is fine.
8-9 chances.
Um...
97 months of giving you 5 bucks. No way it's almost 100 months, that's a long time. Miss
get in the juice or know what, but here's to many more streams, excuse the L.
Yeah, that's right.
And it didn't really be a massacre, no?
Run!
That's huge!
Close spread.
I mean, in a world where it hit it though.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Wait.
Check.
Wait.
Check.
That, that's, that's the best spring in the game.
Wait what a hard hello
Wait now I I would rather lose my debates now, I mean that's completely broken
We want this is all it's too male. It's too male
Oh, she's a glow spread. How do you glow? Oh, this.
Jump.
I don't know what it is. I'm buying it.
of
the
death of
the
death of
I
Know
I'm not a fan of it.
I
Just look at this at the skill tree first
Chat two pigs way better way better
Yeah, we already were already getting bone after
These rights I did this and that
of
Okay, that's what we wanted I'm not getting it. I mean we that's what we want just watch this shit
Watch this!
I
Okay
I
Say
What's the end of
Whoa, whoa, that's Buster shit. What?
I
Said
Oh my god, you see that?
There are no more pigs now.
Um, every Thursday of your savings chat, I think we need that.
Chat, point one is nothing.
What?
I think it's dog shit.
Oh yeah, none of these shit is gonna be as bad as.
I
Even need more pigs
Oh, no, no, no, we agreed to buy the item in the shop because it we don't know
the
the
the
the
the
Oh piggy
Yeah, I just want to get wait again, hold on
Love you, but let me get inside those drawers. Okay, wait, that's good. Yeah, we do it there
No, no, Charlie is worth it
that's more than 4,000 for one it's a more not now with it now with it just just
Let's trust, find it.
Yeah, it's very efficient value.
Oh, Jack what? Come on!
There's half of the chat in there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god
That's good
This is massive
and
That's not the one about that.
That's not.
That's not.
It's solid.
Wait, we need to handle him.
I
Yeah
I think, so Jack, we're doing a quick thing, no?
Oh, let's just try a spline try and then we're gonna try to force it, fuck it.
Get out of here, get out of here!
of
the
I don't think they gave him one take.
I mean, it has to hit, it has to, it just has to.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
that's right
of
Yeah, GG, GG, easy, easy, easy.
I mean, I can't just not do any champs for it, I can't.
I
Can't really we were before man before
That's
I mean, we need more spawns on that one.
It's six now.
What is this?
Scrooge.
Respawn chance.
Oh, shit, you're right.
Okay, that's that we waits
of
the
death
of
death
of
the
death
of
death
two
of
Okay, good, not too bad, I think we need this, I think this is our next big goal.
It's a quick chance, I guess, I mean, this is terrible.
Look, it says, super jackpot, each destroyed begins at 0.5 chance to drop two times its
It's the best loot. It's a
It's the best loot.
a bomb would give it 360,000.
This guy would give it 160,000.
lose the next one we're gonna get a
five
five
five
five
five
five
Okay, so this has to be insane
I can't.
Look at the lowing speeder.
I
Got it
Super Jack
I
Wait
Okay, that's good it said that's good it now the next one is gonna be crazy surely
and
I
Did you guys help too much
of
death
of
death
of
of
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Wait, there's only 20 people!
There's a small, small jackpot, man, there's a stable!
I can't record this fucking bullshit, we don't care about that.
I'm not sure what that is.
It's not the headshot.
It's not the headshot.
Dude, it's so unlucky.
I mean, it's, it's lucky.
I mean, it has to be deliberately bad.
He has to be deliberately bad, I mean it's...
It has to hit it!
Finally!
Hold on.
I
Chat why is it gonna be good no
I know we don't know we didn't buddy work up with it's over
Okay, chat. I think if there's one gamble in the next three days, this is the one, so
We have to do it on it.
Oh my god, it's middle or right?
Middle or right?
Uh...
Middle clueless.
Okay, Jack, there's two options.
I saw it actually properly, which is probably unlikely right right
There's one that was bugging me the whole time and I think it was swapped on the way that's left guy
So I don't even know anymore
I don't think it's left I think it's just my side
Jack, Jack, I'm more into the middle than right-sided.
I'm more into the middle.
Like, genuinely, I'm more middle.
I said middle, right?
But mid was my main call, though.
I don't know what that means.
I
Was they gonna cross though
and
I don't feel pain anymore
Any of them are in red gift?
On paper, a super jackpot ultra, off the fucking glowing rainbow, and I mean, you win.
A glowing rainbow pig that hits the super ultra.
Okay, let me get out of here.
Okay, I will get out of here.
Wow that is insane amount of buffs what what the fuck
I'm
I'm I'm I'm I'm
I'm just going to say the name of the game.
Jackpaw, right?
Okay, this is just done. I mean, you just went for free.
she's down
hey hey hey, you're not gonna have to say anything
She's gonna feel so horrible.
Dude, 12% of the play, you know what, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't have anyone
No, that was fun though, I enjoyed it.
All right, chat, power over time.
The game's actually surprisingly fun.
I actually, I really much enjoyed it.
I enjoyed myself, I think, it was fun.
Dude, I can't fucking speak.
I enjoyed my session.
Chat, I'm not gonna roll the actual,
because I'm gonna go,
I'm gonna go really quick,
because I'll do a little bit of game before I go down there.
Hopefully we get an hour, surely.
Okay, Twitch chat, I'll see you guys in a moment.
Thank you everybody, good afternoon, good night chat,
see ya, I'm super tired, I'll see you guys in a moment.
I think I'm about to sleep, so I'll catch you guys over there.
Bye-bye.
Thanks for showing up, thanks for just being here,
thanks for just being in chat, thanks for being at home,
and just, thanks for working and doing sub-recessions,
much more?
Check it out.
My headline's fine, look.
Well, I mean, that's fine, that's not, it's not going back in.
It should be good to go.
So the lighting is bad.
All right.
All right, guys, I'll be on pic.com slash akchat for a little bit of a game before I go to
the video.
But other than that chat, that'll be the end of my little chat.
Roger, I thought about it.
Scoot! Bye-bye.