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08-18-2026 · 7h 15m
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Hello?
Which I literally just woke in there, I'm literally out of bed, fresh out of bed, it's 8 p.m.
Hello?
Typing chat?
I still don't got time, look at this, it's still in the sunlight.
light. If you look like I'm right here. There's some sunlight. Well, I can know that that's
still a professional of the bottom. Nice. That's a light. I like it. Hello, Jack. I'm
I'm gonna have to take those schedule a little bit.
I'm gonna have to take the schedule.
I got to charge on that, I put some shampoo in my eyes.
Should I even do that?
I put some like some head and shoulders like or whatever.
Like the regular eyeballs.
I'm not strong, I never swung a wade in it, um, swung a wade is not good for you, but
You know what, you know what, that's what we do in the game.
Hey, hello, chat. Good to have you in the channel.
I asked you the news, well, what news?
Any cool news?
Well, they ain't interesting, okay. Well...
So, the cube was the cube, I think.
Oh yeah, I only had the wipe of the shit.
I ordered some food in three times, and then I'll leave it.
Bang.
I decided to make sure I only had like three options for food.
Chicken, chicken, or chicken pasta, so.
Did I look high? Really? Yeah, it's because it's because it is.
Holy, holy.
That's my logic there, look at it.
Pro X, custom made it.
You guys are just going to hit it.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Yeah, it's beer it's a beer's leg up for a minute early
Yeah, we'll use that now
Hey ex, I've seen you be the Godgamer at all games get them make out with her sister lose 50% of net worth
But the only thing in missing is a welcome to the jungle
I gotta lose the same ball buddy
Everybody everybody everybody buddy look at the taxes cool records there. I didn't lose it
Not a still fucking dollar you bitch asset 3-0 never lot. He's my life. I try to get it
I was about to drink it
I could be a lot of it for some money if I'm kidding
Jump me away
That's how are you given the name the juicer what's the law
We're doing the juice. Yeah, I know it's looking nice today
XQC L can I get an XQC and also your spirits are gross and dirty
Okay, yeah, that's what I'm a little bit
Yo, what?
But why?
Why not?
It is all the lights in the nukes.
If you smug it, launch a nuke. Like what?
Classic.
Uh, cap.
She bad smoke.
Thank you.
Fuck you bitch!
Jack, Jack, that doesn't fake no.
Mother fuckers!
Hello.
Big more.
You keep that.
Wow.
Because I didn't see the shit coming out, I mean, I put a little hard in there.
But please keep that in place.
No, I just had cash.
I'm just gonna keep it in my pocket.
XQCL.
For me.
You okay?
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
We're not delivering without you, okay?
Don't get it from your door?
So you're gonna have to come to the store!
What?
Thank you!
What?
I was gonna say, it's a nice house for the fondant.
You're welcome!
Jesus!
Yo, yo, what is wrong with you, man?
So maybe next time just don't get delivered.
Are you supposed to pay me?
I gave you the app.
It says zero.
It says that you have something.
you
you
you
you
you
that wasn't like in the in the actual
I
All right, is this on me?
Wait, that's crazy. Is this on me?
Well, but it is actually quite a ball in the in the in this in my turn. No, we didn't we played up our kid
button. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's hockey. It's hockey but with your
boots. With your boots. Yeah, you play hockey? Well, you kick the butt with your boots instead.
I'm not kidding. You are? No, it's my, it's my, it's my fault. It is your fault. Yeah, I know it's my fault. That's why I'm saying sorry.
She thinks it's cute that her driver almost hit my kids, and she thinks she needs to take a video of it.
Instead of apologizing like a statue. So stopping in the middle of a road is gonna help?
I don't know calm down calm down
It's okay. I'm sorry. He apologized. It's my fault. Yeah, and you know what if that didn't upset me
Yeah, I think if you feel a lot of it's only puts their face in your car
You can just fucking punch it check like a like a whack-a-mole if they put their face in the car
You just go bang like get the fuck out of my car. What are you doing?
I'm doing it.
I'm sorry.
Calm down.
What I'd like you to do is apologize instead of being a bitch.
You're calling it sorry, but you're calling me a bitch instead of an extended example.
I'm sorry.
My kids can't hear me calling you a bitch.
Your window's open.
They can't hear me because they're listening to kids' talk.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Like, what the fuck?
I'm sorry.
That's gotta be fake.
That's gotta be fake.
What the fuck?
I
It's not dangerous
You just saw that
No? Okay, very cool
This one looks super
It's a bit of...
J-
Not funny.
Tell me what it is.
Right now.
Come here.
Come here.
Thank you.
You are such a good teammate.
We need people like you.
Thanks for the information.
Love you.
Love you.
I'm on my fourth. I don't know how you do it
Check they love their own cars or did it I thought a computer did it
What the fuck the dirt house
Come on.
Okay.
Um, okay.
This is going to be a good three-point.
I can bet my dinner on that
Can't face the facts that a big guy eating shakes
Give me another meal and I'ma come with my mouth open
Seein' like a ghost as I...
He said what?
They don't disrespect those guys that go like that
That's the go-by they meant
Thanks, Dana
Thanks
Hey, Dana
Hey
Former Mexican
What's that?
Former Mexican
Former?
Former Mexican
So...
Say, former?
Yeah, I just said that
How the hell does that work?
America now you used to be but now you're not
So make you the point now is
What is this picture
Okay. Oh, well said.
You at the bottom of the leaderboard, you with those two kills and the 100 damage broke, you're the fucking rock.
You're the foundation of this fight because everyone can point at you.
They can put their sorrow, their anger, their frustration in for God's.
And they can put it on your back, right?
And you wear that shit.
What was that picture?
You're a point five, Katie. And you walk around, right?
And you silently, you're a warrior, how much you fucking know that, right?
All y'all out there! Bottom of the leaderboard! In the squad! In the front group! You are in the...
I'm never a leaderboard, ever.
What's... I'm just curious. What's the price on that right there?
Come. Um... So yeah, you probably...
It's looked like that the bird is driving the truck, but actually I'm driving the truck.
It's looked like I'm eating a brick.
So, what the fuck?
What's- I'm just curious, what's- I don't know what I'm watching.
Um, anyway.
Um, H.A., um, what else?
Shall I open up a reaction because, uh, food coming in so we can sort the day out.
Look at this.
That's a dissapointing fight.
I have the placebo.
Just an absolute trinity because if we can only understand how much we can have, we'll be all over the place.
Is that natural or what?
Baggles ate a weight, got the holes glitched out.
Now it's a new song, get started on the Pixel of Spree.
Okay, okay, but what the fuck is this song though? Yeah, I mean, true, but what is this though?
What the fuck
Wait.
I'm not playing the music!
Drive like a song, huh?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
Wait!
Wait!
It was the wrong tip-top playing the bago!
I knew it.
Uh-oh.
Hey, don't be like that.
Chow, Chow, I was raised like that. I didn't do any of that.
Chow, I didn't do any of that.
I
Seen him walking towards me. It was kind of like he was walking on air. I was I
Had to pitch myself as he's like black Jesus to me for the first time in my life a human being didn't look real
I literally saying his
I
I feel like he was walking on air.
I don't get it.
I mean, um,
Gary wasn't washed pro-players,
he wasn't in the team.
Yeah, but, yeah, but, like,
oh, what am I,
Michael Jordan, quit the game.
He wasn't playing anymore, right?
Is he the best player right now?
No.
What are you doing?
I'm gay, there ain't no storybook.
You fucking idiots, why fucking die?
I've been shooting for like two and a half years, how do I still offer this shit?
The fuck?
There's a card dominating me!
My god, this card is dominating!
Look at this!
Look!
Look!
why? chat chat Michael Jordan is a real goat that's the reality chat I love LeBron James
but it's not even close it is it's it's a marginally not even close we look at this
we look at the set of it we look at the history of it look at it chat it's not close
How many questions can you get right on this quick via general knowledge quiz which cities
home to Times Square and Central Park New York City which country has the internet
country code dot ie Ireland what is the name of the transparent front part of the
art the cornea the cornea which country is home to the famous Table Mountain
Peru South Africa what is the chemical symbol for lead
Uh, if he be what which country has the capital city of Kathmandu?
I went earlier Paul. Yeah, what is the medical term for the collar bone?
A chemical which bird has the largest wingspan of any living bird. Oh, no, don't say that's all don't say it fuck
the ostrich or
the body go
The Wandering Albatross. Who played the title role in the movie Gladiator?
That guy with the name of...
Yep, that's that one.
Which artist painted the screen?
Oh, Van Gogh. Van Gogh.
Edvard Munch. Which instrument is used to measure atmospheric pressure?
John Pascal.
The barometer.
That's the one.
Which major city is home to the famous Blue Moss?
Um...
Green.
Which tennis player has won the most men's Grand Slam tennis titles?
Uh, Raphael, no doubt.
Novak Djokovic.
Really?
Which gemstone is traditionally associated with the month of July?
Uh, the Tarkovsky.
The Ruby.
Which country is home to the Galapagos Islands?
Uh, Groland.
Ecuador.
Yo.
Yo.
Jack, did you get a zero?
Brother.
Hello?
Okay, but Jack, that was on us.
I've seen a walking-
It was kind of like he was walking on shit.
And I was-
I had to kill myself.
He was like, it was really Satan to me.
For the first time in my life, a piece of shit didn't look real to me.
I literally seen his stench.
I don't get it.
I've seen him walking towards me and it's kind of like...
Soul Leveling is a LARP on cracking.
Soul Leveling, it's anime LARP, it's anime LARP, it's video games LARP, and it's a bullshit
English speaker watching Japanese shit LARP.
We both bullshit.
Hey, I said it.
Boom, boom, boom.
I never spit so much fire truth ever.
Jack, that was some cold shoes back to back.
Hugga shit.
Oh, it's green.
I mean, yeah.
Jesus.
Nice outfit.
Skarking, what is your thought on homosexual relationships?
Is it?
OK.
I'll be good in the next video.
Where's my food at?
okay cool whatever happened to that girl who was obsessed with the mole near
your belly button right now
huh
What is this sound bite?
What is this shit?
Who's ate a wake got the whole was glitched out
It's kind of a jammer
Okay, I try to put something here just a little little little video. I don't do the tail finacity. No watch
I didn't look at him actually, right?
Link.
Really, man?
Really?
I like to rip the side of your face off of you.
This is not the aftermath of a violent crime, but a simple trespassing complaint that spiraled
out of control when one man leaves such a common range that it tested the patience
of everyone involved.
Turning it into a case, no one saw coming.
No!
He's spying us out!
You see Nathan?
I love this letter.
Fuck!
Fucker!
It began on the afternoon.
When is the 7th?
I think they're living in a coalition between Cowboys fans and Cretan the fuck out there.
Yeah, I mean.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
You know what it's like, Jack?
It was 8 hours ago.
It's been pretty well.
Man, he gets both that wire, it's almost like they'd be gone.
For them it almost
This may look like surveillance footage of someone returning home after a night shift
But investigators will soon discover what this individual had tried to do inside the house
So they they were not the heck they went over and talked to the guys in the next door
And the next one guy says, holy s***, that's my ex boss.
That's a freak.
And when officers finally confront the attacker, they begin to believe the-
Chat, chat, any kind of one good little chill reaction just so you can eat this food?
Is it going crazy or what?
Is it going good?
It might be a little too crazy.
Okay.
Um.
Chat, is it decent?
What? What? 67.
What's that? I'm thinking I'm trying to ask this one question. One good thing is we could just chill.
Again, we could just fucking click the text and shit while we're eating the food as second possible.
I just came to the mindset that it was okay that she died.
That it was okay to kill people and something like that. Whatever that is.
Everything was totally over. It was on the fridge. It was on the stove.
Oh, shh.
Catch the door 60 minutes ago.
When a 17-year-old and her 33-year-old boyfriend
are arrested in Mexico after fleeing the United States,
investigators are confronted with claims
of two separate murders, a multi-state crime spree,
and more than one chilling confession.
I wanted to be in a foster.
A retired detective with multiple law enforcement
qualifications analyzed this case.
On May 5th, 2023, the Canton police in Ohio
receive a troubling report of a missing minor.
A detective immediately reaches out
to coordinate with the Sylvania Township Police Department.
Hey, I am investigating a possible kidnapping involving
a Jonathan Jones.
They were stopped in Arizona by the Border Patrol
in a Nicole Jones vehicle.
That's Jonathan's mom.
her son Jonathan was with a 17 year old official missing
Katelyn Coons.
On April 18th, Katelyn had been reported missing
after she ran away from her foster home.
However, this wasn't the only reason
authorities were currently looking for her.
Now, the 17 year old girl that is with Jonathan,
who has a nationwide pickup, texted and said
that they murdered Jonathan's mother, somebody else,
and set a house on fire.
following this alarming claim officers from
Sylvania Township head to 53-year-old Nicole Jones' home,
where her son, 33-year-old Jonathan, also lives.
There they quickly realized that they aren't the only agency
searching for Jonathan and Caitlyn.
You guys are the Marshals?
Yeah, okay.
Are you one of them?
I'm the detective as Canton.
Yeah, it's like a fugitive investigation,
but then I guess the future one lady and said
that she killed her and arson.
The U.S. Marshals had actually begun their search for Jonathan the day before for an entirely
different reason.
On May 4th, he missed his scheduled sentencing for crimes involving Caitlyn from a year prior
in 2022.
However, investigators now suspect there's far more to Jonathan's disappearance than
simply fleeing his sentencing.
This information is third hand, but we know her car is in because we know the board
patrol stopped that car down the road.
now in Mexico. We don't know. They're trying to find it right now. They got an airplane up and
they're trying to locate it and all that kind of stuff. But this is pretty concerning. Inside the
home, there's no sign of Nicole. There's also no obvious indication of foul play or arson,
leaving it unclear whether Caitlin's claims are true or not. It wouldn't be long before that
uncertainty gave way to a far more disturbing reality. Well, that's the point of, okay,
if she's not in there it's like they could have taken her somewhere else so we have no idea what's
going on. Three days later on May 8th Mexican authorities report that Jonathan and Caitlyn
have been found in Chihuahua driving Nicole's vehicle but there's still no trace of her.
They're handed over to the FBI and brought in to speak in El Paso, Texas.
Here investigators uncover a story far darker than they anticipated.
First to speak is 17-year-old Caitlyn Coons who tells them everything has been completely
blown out of proportion. Despite Katelyn's words, she's sitting in a closed off position,
hugging her body to comfort herself, and that's when the Mexican police were
also like, why is it showing all this magic? I don't know, like they just now started putting
things up like that. Apparently they're saying the US martial law me, they said that
the National, uh, Lake Center of America wants to know to me, I talked to my local police
and they said that they were going to be taking me out for missing because I wasn't even supposed to be, but I wasn't missing.
Were you missing at home for me?
I was, like, last year.
There's far more to the story of Caitlyn's disappearance last year, including her troubling history which comes up in Jonathan's interview.
Jonathan, a former member of the U.S. military who is currently unemployed, spoke with the FBI on May 11th, two days after Caitlyn's interview.
you. I know a little bit about her past. She's been around since 13 or 12 or 13. I know she
used to cross-st� herself out and do whatever she had to do to survive.
Investigators also learned that four months earlier, Katelyn suffered a traumatic brain
injury from a serious car accident while high on fentanyl. Let's go.
While her past may give some insight, for now Katelyn describes that during her arrest,
The Mexican authorities were concerned about the age difference between her and Jonathan.
He was like, oh, the two ages are really bad. And I was like, actually, I knew it.
Actually, they go to Mexico. The only time someone can be with someone above the age of 18
is if they're doing something. Then the person has to be 18 for someone to be dating somebody
above 18. And I was like, I know that. And we hadn't been doing anything. I just came here
with him and he has to be my boyfriend. Jonathan also discusses the nature of his relationship with
Caitlyn. Would it be easy to say that you guys are in a relationship? Yes. Okay. How long have you been in a relationship?
Well, we started dating a couple months ago. In October 2022, Caitlyn ran away from a treatment
center for an eating disorder and was reported missing. And I ended up running into him and
I don't like to trouble you with no help water, but it seems like like she's getting help over it.
She's just kind of trolling the game.
I don't even care.
We got through it at the end of the site.
You were on the other side.
Caitlin later claimed Jonathan stood outside the treatment center with handwritten signs asking her to leave.
He was 32 at the time.
What?
She was 16.
What?
We were together for like two and a half weeks.
I got arrested, well, we both got picked up in Wood County for walking with the F station
fire block in the morning and we ate some of the drink.
Jonathan's account of his first arrest in 2022 leaves out some of the more troubling parts
of the story.
According to court documents around 4 a.m. on October 24, Jonathan and Caitlin were
stopped by police as they were walking along a roadway near a truck stop in Lake
Township.
Caitlin was soon identified as a runaway.
Jonathan admitted to picking her up but said she told him she was 19.
Police found photos of Caitlyn on his phone as well as a video of them.
Not only that but Jonathan also admitted to sharing the video.
As unsettling as this is it only marked the beginning of an alarming series of crimes.
On March 10th he entered a guilty plea to one count of endangering children and one count
attempt to commit pandering obscenity involving a minor. The other cops were
dismissed. Jonathan was released on a personal reconnaissance bond with an
ankle monitor while awaiting sentencing. Though he was ordered to have no
contact with Caitlyn, they started talking again over Facebook.
We chatted for a couple days and the next day, no, she showed up in New York.
He and Caitlyn had arrived at Jonathan's mom's house only three weeks
Before these interviews with the FBI
So she was going to go to Mexico with you guys.
What?
She was going to go with you guys?
No, she wasn't.
She said that she was talking to her Superman boyfriend
and stuff.
And then she had things to do.
And I was like, OK.
And I was like, she's a father from that age.
Despite Caitlin's claims, Jonathan says his mom wasn't
even home.
She went out like, I'm guessing, out of bed.
And then she went out of the basement
where Caitlin showed up.
And she never came home.
So she does that sometimes.
Yeah.
So a lot of time at the moment, like, so some of your family
or friends, I think, probably the same in terms of you
had the, I think it was about five, maybe a brother
or maybe a nine, five, five, most of the time on her.
OK.
Because you only see nine or four?
Right.
She's not like, I'm fine with somebody here or her.
Now, I mean, well, her, I got into this year
because she found out I was talking to a kid.
And she did not want me to talk to a kid.
She, I told her that I wanted to be like back to the earth,
Caitlin, where we could see each other again, whatever.
And she just was not happy about that at all.
She was like, no, as long as you're living on the wire roof,
not happening, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Are we most off-cushing?
It's a long story.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like we are just
talking about what happened in Mexico.
I feel like I don't know where everything
there is to know about if there was to be something.
And I'm obviously getting like a little bit upset, you know, um, I am because I'm not
like, I'm literally in whatever this is, there are jail cells by there, I'm sitting on this
note and I could literally, you know, be out in the battle.
And do what?
So I'm ready to leave.
That's all.
Okay.
And do what?
Do I?
So we have some more questions.
Tell me in all the spaces that you sent.
Caitlin recently sent concerning messages
to two people, including her ex-boyfriend Michael,
who she discussed earlier.
And they tried to tell me that, you know, I'm wanted
and that I'm about to be going to jail.
So what would you say to that?
What everything I've been saying was my children's
responsibility?
Because I used to be with them
when I was younger and because of the cost-finding out
and everything, he's trying to get at me
as best as he can right now.
So he's trying to help the police and stuff.
And I'm like, you know, there's nothing to help out with.
I'm not doing anything wrong.
Caitlin tells detectives that she dated Michael
when she was 14 and claims that he currently has access
to her Facebook account.
Why would he do that?
Why is he so pissed off?
Because, like I said, the authorities aren't his right
now because back when I was 14,
that the eye got rolled back then because they thought the same thing that I would see.
How much resources and like there's a police and other bodies that put into this shit, like, dude.
What a problematic person.
It's when I'm not going to go to the police station and that's the reason why I know not to do it right now.
It's the 19th and it was 10 and so the police got involved and stuff so ever since, you know, they put them on probation and stuff
and told me that they were keeping a close eye on him.
He, every time that, you know, something's up with me,
you know, you know, he would be the one to be like,
oh, I know everything, I know everything,
I know what she could be at.
Strangely, Caitlin's Facebook account shows a post
on May 7th, just two days before this interview,
where she claimed to be at a Dave and Buster's
in Ohio with Michael.
Investigators went to the restaurant
and determined that Caitlin hadn't been there.
And in fact had been in Mexico at the time of the post. She had however been in contact with Michael.
After receiving disturbing messages from Caitlin over Facebook, Michael and the second person reached out to a detective in Canton.
In these messages, Caitlin claimed she and Jonathan had killed two people, committed two cases of arson, and were on the run in Mexico.
She even asked Michael to send her money through Nicole's PayPal account.
What describing Nicole's fate Caitlin wrote that she lies in Sylvania, Ohio and that her next plan was to join the cartel
Asking Michael for his help with that as well. So
You understand he has access to people to hack it when we finish, all right
session for two people. Mm-hmm. We can't find anything. We don't know. She's up. I
didn't know she was missing and
and your guys have a car and you guys have all your credit cards.
I didn't know that he had that credit card.
During their arrest, Mexican authorities found Nicole's wallet,
social security card, credit cards, ID, and health insurance in the vehicle.
I didn't know she went missing.
Helmingsheds!
I didn't know she went missing.
I didn't know she went missing.
Yeah. So who killed her?
We don't know. We don't know.
No, but I don't know who killed her because she was a nice mom.
I think we know she's had it seen for a while,
and it says we killed two people. We don't know that she's dead.
Oh, yeah, but you're putting that on me,
and I thought that she was doing perfectly fine and everything.
I told you, I didn't send those messages.
Despite Katelyn's assertion,
investigators soon learned Jonathan had already been making disturbing admissions
long before his arrest. In fact, he admits that he took some of his mother's things and
pawned them while driving to Mexico with Caitlin. So we got an individual that she pawned into
that conversation with. And he got us. Remember, a reason why you were pawning. Do you remember
the reason he did it? He did that. I told him my mom passed away, just in my head around.
In Tempe, Arizona, Jonathan pawned women's jewelry. And in El Paso, Texas, he sold
a pistol and empty pistol magazine for $80 before entering Mexico.
80 bucks for a dozen?
No.
How do you know that?
Oh, I don't think she did it.
Last time, I wish she wasn't.
80 bucks for a dozen?
I wish she didn't hurt me a lot.
A couple of extra 4K and stuff, I feel like.
However, he claims the tensions between his mom and Kaitlin had been brewing for a
long time.
I do know that both mom and Kaitlin have said about each other that one or
the other in their fear of something that they would go to the extreme about, like mom,
say, I'll let her be crazy, she tries to help shoot her, a lot of that, and then okay,
the next set on numerous occasions, like, you know, I'll try to say stop, it's gonna be together,
then I'll go to the connection in my own hand. So when we talk to him, and he's gonna try to
point a finger at you, we're trying to help you.
There's a difference between age 17 and age 33.
I get that, but I am literally, I just don't know.
I think you do know.
Well, it's a matter of, you know, of doing good on him, even though it's not all on him, or good to him.
While investigators may have suspected Caitlyn's involvement in Nicole's disappearance, they are likely unprepared for what she says next.
It was on me.
What?
I told him that I need my five hours.
I ran away from the end of the living house
and I'm told I need five hours to kill Larry.
And he told me that he couldn't do it
because I was small.
Kaden said that something big happened out.
He didn't laugh.
So people are looking for specifically
the cable and the place to land.
I was trying to cover for Kaden
Jonathan explains that his mom had no idea Cayman had arrived at her house and in fact
she didn't know she was inside the home hiding in his room.
Jonathan claims the couple was discussing their future together.
The brutality of the attack is only outdone by the chilling away by the people that will discuss the details.
Jonathan says he was smoking outside when he heard a noise in the kitchen.
I hear something. I don't know exactly what it was.
I hear something.
The voice of someone?
Yeah, somebody.
Bro, what are you talking about, man? I don't give a shit if she has fucking brain injury and car accident. I don't give a shit.
Like, like, no, it gives a fuck. She's literally coherent and can understand it right from wrong.
So it's not because you fucking have us brain down into you're automatically
Oh, I'm going to go and kill people along with this, like, what is up to you?
You get hit or something through the door, everything to something like, oh, my linen.
Okay, I'm not going to create a scene because there's a lot of blood.
She was in the kitchen and there's blood everywhere.
I don't know exactly what she did.
I confronted her about it and she's like, I had to do it so we could be together.
While this confession hints at the motive behind the attack, it isn't the full story.
And then I told him about it, and he was shocked, so then, and then I'm giving him a make-through of it, and then we went to the gay cleaning supply.
Okay, then did you see what I was doing behind that?
I couldn't tell, it was just everywhere there was blood.
I don't remember.
Everything was colored, it was not fridge, it was not the same.
It's just as it is.
It was in the center of the tank, I'll figure.
The one that you supposed to clean didn't go.
Um, shh, so much blood.
Miss Lai, Miss Lai, did you have a dead body all night?
No, I, I, I definitely want to check for a pulse.
At this point, I didn't know what to think or anything.
I think I was a chop.
Not happy about what happened, that's for sure, but like...
It's gonna be stupid. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot what we're watching.
I was hit. That's for sure. I know that's happened to my mom, like 100% and up, but I was happy to
hurt and I could be together without interference. Wow. Wow. We both had a shower so she could get
the blood off. Following this, footage from Lowe's captures the couple calmly purchasing a tarp
cleaning supplies including bleach, a mop and garbage bags.
You're sure you haven't seen Teddy's at all?
Like, she would be?
Chad, is he still the like, you think that corporate like that or whatever?
Is he not gonna get him off or something?
Like, he's gonna get some cool deal.
Oh, yeah, we're gonna get him, we're against whatever.
Buddy, you're so important.
He's fucking dumbass.
He's got three fucking warning cells.
I got very high and I was tripping really badly.
I was like, oh that really just happened.
I really just looked at mom and he was like, yeah,
he didn't even start crying.
And then I was like, I'm sorry.
And then, you know, I had something to end up
because then that was when I had to go high for the body.
Caitlin claims she was the only one to clean up the scene.
However, Jonathan contradicts her,
a detail that would become critically important later.
But I know we used tops to clean up
what we're going to lay this hard because we don't want to get involved in everything.
But the key is that they're putting out some trash to hang. This is also the next
garbage came the next day, so they put those in the trash canker.
The garbage grew to pick up. But in my briefing, I found an area for the truck to hang on,
and I saw it on the body out of the truck, and we rolled it up and put it in the back of the car.
are.
Heroly, one of the initial investigators predicted this very thing.
The box is probably in the trunk.
And what?
That's it.
The dude's mom's probably in the trunk.
Who knows.
We did not go up there.
He did something to eat because I needed to get out of the house and try to process
everything so we went up there for food again.
So do you even walk in there again?
No.
We drove up there with a bomb?
Yes.
Okay.
After going to a restaurant with his mother's corpse on the back of her vehicle, they
into a restaurant with his mother's corpse
on the back of her vehicle.
They disposed of her body in a dumpster
outside of an apartment building.
If you know, you know.
Once again, Caitlin insists she acted alone.
This story, however, would soon change.
With Nicole's body gone,
the couple decided to go on the run,
first cutting off Jonathan's ankle monitor
and then traveling through multiple states
on their way to Mexico.
Their crime spree, however, had only just begun.
Right on the stretch, they didn't,
I really didn't feel like a dream.
What?
I think that happened to us.
I'm like, yeah.
That was a good challenge, wasn't it?
I can not get the image I'm going to have.
She's like, I can't even.
She's like, hopefully we can do more things like that.
I'm like, not trying to control our room
and us being together because she's really
all I had at that point.
Did anything significant happen to you?
Just who?
I get you.
Anything else happen to this or what?
You started running low on money, so she tried.
It means she was not strong enough to sell.
Or get people a totally normal reaction.
You get to be normal for the rest of your life, OK?
Caitlin's new statement begins by painting
a very different picture of her relationship with Jonathan.
I wouldn't.
Because I'm not interested.
I don't know what to say about that relationship.
I would say at first it was just a friend, then boyfriend,
but then like just a manipulator,
like just abused me and stuff like that.
So I don't know what he would call that.
Okay.
And what way did he abuse you or manipulate you?
He abused me multiple times and stuff, he died.
Along with adjusting her claims
about her relationship with Jonathan,
Caitlin has a new confession about Nicole's death,
one that doesn't just challenge her earlier version,
but contradicts it entirely.
She starts by saying she was asleep in Jonathan's room.
That's when I hear, babe, babe, babe.
And I'm like, I don't even know if I should get up.
It's like that.
I feel like you just know something like,
well, so I like slowly like get up
and I like to walk out of the room.
And then I walk this way.
I'm like, looking everywhere.
And I walk in and I look this way.
And there she is on the ground.
Katelyn began her story using past tense
but has switched to present.
She should be saying, I walked, I looked.
But her choice of present tense indicates
that she is making up the story as she tells it.
There's a rock by him.
Who's she?
You said who's she?
Yeah.
Nicole, his mother.
OK, go ahead.
I mean, there she is on the ground.
So we're talking about like a lifestand or whatever,
and they can't even lock in and get their story straight.
They can't even rehearse it one time
so that it doesn't sound stupid.
Like, I mean, you can't even get it up like it's not
like a no-man.
He's asking me to help, but he's like,
Ben, can you please help me?
And I'm like, no.
And then that's when I would stay couched and I lay down.
And then, I didn't even know what to do with myself.
I literally kept saying this.
I actually lied to him like.
Well, I thought him.
That's what's a lot like.
Oh, man.
We two were together, B. We're together.
Caitlin's dreams of being terrible with Jonathan
were dashed by the consequences of their actions.
For Jonathan's first.
Chah, how do you go bald?
Chah, how do you go bald at 17 or 16?
I mean, at this point, it says we have a problem.
I mean, she's bald, he had 16.
She was acting funny.
What?
Okay, cheer this.
aggravated robbery, aggravated robbery,
six-night sentence, and abuse of a corpse.
When told he would be arrested,
he had one thing on his mind.
Is there a OACC K-1?
Probably not.
Probably not.
Jonathan entered a no-contest plea
for abuse of a corpse and aggravated murder.
He was sentenced to 25 years to life
to be served consecutively with his other sentence
with the possibility of parole.
Like, I wanted to be like a kid as a monster.
Caitlin Coons was charged with aggravated murder,
tampering with evidence, abuse of a corpse,
felonious assault, and murder.
Five hundred is not the right name.
What's after life since alien?
And have a good cry?
No.
I'm feeling my own life.
But I'm bleeding.
She initially pled not guilty before withdrawing
and pleading no contest to aggravated murder
and abuse of a corpse.
Caitlin was sentenced to life in prison
with the eligibility of parole after 25 years.
I'm confused.
Why is this getting off so easy?
Chat, life sentence, guys, 25 years with positive apparel,
that's not life at all.
That's nothing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Caitlin now seeks post-conviction relief,
arguing her defense counsel had been ineffective.
She's currently asking for her conviction to be vacated and to be granted a new sentencing hearing
Watch our full videos as they were originally made with no
I mean, yeah, it's a lot of it. It's like it's as they killed somebody like they deliberately took out all the time that they have left them
right they took all of it and
They get off with like a what a third of their life off like okay. How is that fair?
How's that it's a one for one third? It's bullshit. It's but it's yo
Yeah, they should be jailed forever with hard labor like they should be should be making bricks
making
Construction materials for other citizens that have a better life. They should be making some stuff for everybody else
I mean you already took away value from life and other citizens now give it back
Like give it back bitch ass. Why do they because if they're all it was in jail
They're being given again. They took and now you know during jail. Yeah, it might sound like it's bad
But they're still being given shelter given food in all that when you give back to society never fucking make some shit man
You should be making planks fucking
Digging holes the mining coal fuck man carrying the rocks fucking making both spoons today
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well, but after watching an 824 movie, dude, if you know how many bad ones that they have for
for every good one.
I mean, did all the A-bizzards ever watch a bad 824 movie?
They're fucking absolutely dog shit.
It's not funny.
It's just sad.
Denied in sufficient funds.
What?
The condescult of money.
I will need another form of payment.
Fuck that.
Excuse me?
Again, please?
Nothing.
Just give me back the car.
You know what?
I think I'll give it to its rightful owner.
But it's my mom's, yo.
First of all, I am not your yo. Second, tell your mom to come and get it if she wants it.
But not you. You are banned.
Banned? Banned for what?
Just leave me.
So what is this?
But I'm in the dormitory.
Leave!
Why are you banned?
Why are you banned, mister?
That's him. The one who stole.
Yo, you don't snitch, alright?
What's dealing is wrong.
So this isn't even bad, I guess.
Look, people do what they have to do to survive out here.
It's candy.
What are you talking about? It's candy.
Where'd you mean?
What's Jesse doing?
Jack, what's the AI?
I mean, I'm impressed.
But this looks kind of decent.
Like what?
No, it's human-made for sure.
Not AI.
Who is that? I don't know who that is.
check with that
so
I'm sure I'm from hosting watch parties the past few years I've flown by a
All right, that's how they run a part of it. I'll be back at the gaming stream this afternoon.
Oh, man.
66 reasons to summon, for all that is holy I summon fishmoly.
You're failing, you're a loser, put the joy stick down, and get some money back.
If you're older than the age of 15 and you still playing video games, you're a complete
loser.
You should only be playing fucking video games above the age of 15 if you're rich and you
got your life together.
Outside of that, there's too many problems that need to be solved and too much money
you should be getting as a man.
All right
Okay chat false
Such a bitch ass up and pull up I'm talking to you bitch
Set the fuck up bitch
Fake but yeah, I feel like
like video games in general aren't like they're not bad. I think you can learn, I feel like
you learn some shit for sure. Like, check, somebody who's good at games, I would hire
them. I would hire them. I would say it. If somebody was at one point great at games
whatever right chat there's somebody who knows how to how to maximize their
potential it shows a real dedication I think some real fucking deep autism some
locked in momentum to be the best at something
I'll be coming back get him out THX for the streams over the years mr. town
Because here's my thing I'm so sorry yo, so man
Yeah
Are you here out you're at the house?
All right
They buy that I'm like so I love video. Yeah, uh, tomorrow like for beer, baby. Yeah, yeah
Model shall to stay play
My step, but when?
Yeah, we'll go play. They're bad. We're going to play there are living in a world where we could because here's my thing. I'm so
Wait, do I know?
What, I like it! Wait, what do you mean?
Wait, instead of play at night?
Oh, it's just that I'm weird, no?
Oh, probably not.
Sorry.
I don't know what that blood is.
I mean, I think I remember what it is, but...
Yeah.
Um anyway, it's good
Yeah, I ain't got you guys. Yeah, you might okay
This is one of my most it it takes
The people that care about the discs are performative most of them. I think it was some people kept at this
People that are like all good. I think about discs. They don't there's only a few of them that came at this and there's nothing
They're not very real about it like nobody gets a shit
Why it's it's true, so
It isn't it's just anything that came out to take a bite of it
But that is that ownership them
Dude, you lost ownership years ago like
I hate this illusion you think that you have
that, oh yeah, all boys own my games
buddy, buddy, we lost one of our games
fucking, like, a decade ago
what are you talking about, what about this now
but it's been, like, ten years since all the lenses
you don't own your games
you don't own your games, man!
I
Have a book one cars we need to that what's religion what what's religion?
You X being here in 2017 can I get a welcome to the jungle?
Santa Wonderland it's not gonna bring the camera
But we already went through this process, you're not coming into the park because of your social media presence.
So if anyone has a presence they just can't get into the amusement park?
Well no, because now it's behind you, right? There's kids approaching you and they're going to end up squirming you and you're already surrounded.
Imagine being in a park full of thousands of people. That's the problem that we have.
Thanks for always keeping us...
even though they're right, I kind of agree, right?
That's the other deal.
This is something that they should be equipped
to deal with.
If your park has good security and they have enough staff
to deal with big crowds or whatever,
they can deal with 100%.
What is the question of Mark for?
You.
You think that they don't have enough staff?
If it was a very super crowded day
or there was a celebrity,
what if fucking James Bond went to the park, right?
Would they help them manage the crowd?
Yeah, they would.
They absolutely would, 100%.
Like, I'm just saying, it just feels like
it's more preventive than anything.
I mean, I don't blame them for it,
but I can see both sides of the corner.
So even if I don't stream, I can't go in.
Well, yeah, but really, I swam.
You're already getting to work differently, right?
So based on the reaction of getting out here,
we have you in the end of the park?
about them accommodating they don't have to accommodate them if they if things if
they predict things is gonna go wrong and it does go wrong right then then yeah
they have to deal with that but if there's anything wrong already I mean
how's the problem?
When we go into the park it's gonna get much worse
okay for the your safety and for our guest safety for the kids safety things like that
nature we're gonna ask you just to go ahead and take a treatment day before we have this conversation.
Okay, they should just come ahead of time. It's not harder.
Buddy, buddy, they should just, they should just call the head of time.
100%. It's not hard to just send send your guy your agent and say, yo,
we're coming in with some guys, maybe use them, whatever.
And maybe do a better job at like a hiding where they're going to go out
and just go to the park instantly. Like just fucking enter straight up.
Right? Just like when we did like Disneyland or some shit,
like we just went straight through bang.
I mean, when one would tie it, and he ties massive, right, and it weren't even game swarmed
or whatever, like hit, you know what, you know, like as a security team or whatever, right,
you could probably dealt with it, Loki.
I'm not surprised that, you know, the kick clippers were engaging in a targeted, brigading
operation.
They are almost always at the scene of the crime whenever there's a new initiative
to manufacture outrage
they're almost always at the scene of the crime
they heavily brigade and bought posts they do it all the time
right
and uh... i said she has no idea this was on october ninth and everyone made fun
of it
but it could put the person in the need of the order he was to make money
for the time that
it if it's usually because of the kids it's it's an obvious shit
i mean if you have no idea she's been the most
the past few
days because of a coordinated far-right pro-israel slander campaign
and a lot of people don't tell me that all of you will make you shot her dog
is a little bit like that i was like no that's not what i'm saying i'm saying
that i have a lot of enemies on the internet and they're utilizing this
as an opportunity to manufacture outrage
just so you shut the dog then
like jammy i i i i i i
i was at least three hundred times
just so you shut the dog it's a i shut the dog
i've done it
uh... there's others there's other ways of doing it and i'm i'm i'm doing that
now
and i'm doing better and i didn't know and i learned more about
about animals
and i was a pocket
i'm not now
it's not our
it is
yet it will get some heat for maybe uh... maybe a week
and he and then you've been with it
and he did it
uh... sure we can't take six days to realize the input over
maily and Austin fitfest
i'll call them after three minutes better
yeah we can talk on this court at thirty seventy time
Who's going to?
Yeah, the cops are behind, actually.
Chai, he's gonna sleep after everybody else like that.
Is he sleeping?
I have to go straight?
Maybe not.
Oh, interesting.
I mean
Interesting
Well, I mean if they get any the silence thing or the
No Chad do not reverse the rules do not do not do not jet darling darling darling say
two things one I'm not some anyway yeah just a montage which is all the
shock moments do you have it when I was doing jack I don't know that there was
more than the fucking there's a fucking shot one of those teeth retarded I
will bust with the honor
I'm not living in there thing emblematic of all of America's much more
consequential violence okay it's the same reason as the why America
Kaya, please just fucking go stop
Jesus Christ, what are you doing? You're being such a baby
Oh
Capacity to vibrate
This is the one that people are talking about. Okay. This is the one. This is the this is the one that they saw
It has the capacity to vibrate, and that's it.
Are you happy?
That's it.
Good?
There's the air tag, there's the fucking vibrator.
Terminals onto which the shock prongs are fitted have been removed,
or filed down and covered with electrical tape.
But the terminals support is scotchians are still obviously present on the unit
Yeah, that's my theory
Yo, I know that's my theory. I was gonna say
Yeah, I know I was a fool for to say that the port is all that matters because the only ones that have that port or the ones that can't shock
That's it
The only one that the only one because you get all the models none of the five everyone's have this poor at all here ever
I look everywhere
What were you reaching for in the clip? What do you?
I debunked it.
Huh?
Cap.
That was where all my fucking zintins are.
Oh, that actually reached out for a comment and reaction.
Reigns with that he called this one of the most insane brigades he's ever seen.
Then adding, I rewatched the video and I totally get why people are angry.
She had instantly gone over to check on her.
I was in full panic mode over the internet going out and the stream crashing and I take total accountability for that.
You have 4.5.
Basant then also talking about the allegations around the collar as well as the allegations that he shocked the dog.
Starting with the collar he said I have a bunch of different collars for her including a vibrating collar for communicating with her over a long distance when she's at the park, etc.
saying she was professionally trained to be off leash.
That collar can't actually shock her.
That I didn't press anything,
I didn't have any remote or anything with me.
Hmm.
And then regarding his dog, Yelpin,
he said, I don't know what happened,
but I assume it was her clipping her doonail
on the corner while following the place command.
But I get why it looks horrible to a person
who's seeing this interaction for the first time.
I'll get you this done.
and also one of the parts of this training is also supposed to put her like we're using
the the elevated bed as you guys can see and one of the things with the elevated bed is
that she has a leash on right now on the elevated bed so she can't like really get
off of it. So she now knows to sit in place for hours and hours on end.
I'm gonna put a white shot.
Boom.
Uh-oh.
Yes, sir.
Hi, Jack.
Jack, is it that the bridegade is hacking the monitor to turn this black because the
real one he has is red.
seen as the photo of his manager or whatever was walking his dog.
I mean, people hack the colors in the day to black because clearly the one he has is reddit.
I said it on the biggates reddit.
You know how the fuck is it?
Come on, bro.
I got it.
Give me some point there. I didn't even watch this video.
I just know because I know the information.
I'm tapped in there.
Okay.
Hey! Hey!
Out!
Out!
Place try a place go go go go go go play it in here. Why is it way? Oh
out out
Place try a place go go go go go go go no place
Trump was potentially going to use to potentially put pressure on Jordan's king to try and take
in more Palestinians, correct? I mean, that's what we. Yo, yo, use to potentially put pressure
on Jordan's king to try and take in more Palestinians, correct? I mean, that's what
Yeah, what a vibration jolt a dog like that. I just wonder, I wonder. Did they actually know
if like let's say it was a vibe, let's say it was only vibrates generally. I'm like,
let's say it was only vibrates. And his big ass dog with everything. Would it would it
show like that? I mean, Joe and take in more Palestinians, correct? I mean, that's what
what we've heard from Trump over the course of.
To a position where we've finally got into a place where
like all pure peace is taking place.
It's taking place is is okay.
What do you want?
What?
What?
What?
What do you want?
Huh?
Anytime my fucking arm moves around or like I unlock
the gate or some shit like I do have a button on my desk for the gate right and I unlock
the gate and obviously if you have a dog you know this already when they hear that the
gate is unlocked they perk up they're like oh my god he's shocked her again.
After Hassan revealed the vibration collar on stream bad actors attempted to leverage
the fact that he put a small piece of tape on the back to conceal his phone number
which is like written in Sharpie on the back of the little vibration box as evidence
that he's somehow secretly-
What?
What?
Modified and soldered down shock collar prongs, something that would basically be like impossible
to do, like impossible.
Wait, wait, wait, what impossible?
What?
Impossible.
What?
Check that.
How could you ever write an article and be considered a journalist if the job that
you did it it was that and this is the things that you're saying like I don't
give you like impossible to do like impossible 67 do this with one hand one
hand they're basically impossible to do ready yeah
what happens it's done are you are you fucking shitting me check if this was
impossible to do then what if it was some article say about let's say I don't
know another guy would have gotten it and then oh you cannot you cannot fire
all the serum up but then it's impossible it's about it's 10 that's not
possible but it's but it's not I mean is that a sense like Taylor the rat I'm
just saying it okay I'm not gonna do the other one because I think I just out
of this one I run it's true I was like God
Does that look familiar?
That does, Dan.
Does that look familiar?
That looks familiar.
I'm going to just see if I can do 111, 1111, so...
One.
That's as small as you can get.
And that's all ones.
Can you put the prong back on and use the tester?
Let's do the shocker. Yeah, wait hold on what happens if you hold the ultra shock button down?
Interesting
Dude don't do that dude don't do that. That's so bad
No, no, there's no shock, like the electric prongs are taken out of it.
Like it's only a vibrates, like they're just setting for vibrates and they're just setting for shocks.
That's about it, that's a test.
So there's only the, like since the prongs are in it, they'll only vibrate.
I've seen that collar too, it doesn't have the prongs.
Yeah, it doesn't have the prongs.
If it doesn't have the prongs, it's not a shock collar, it can't, it doesn't have shock capabilities.
Also, I need you guys to understand again shop collars are not like tasers
Okay
So did you use a shot collar on your dog?
No, I have a I have a collar. There's a vibration collar, but she didn't even have it on that day
Shotcaller comes out
Internet starts to agree. Yeah, it's my shotcaller and some some cobras
thing it's not okay and then Loeweig says you know what it actually kind of
probably is because of course they all do it is on one side and he wants to be
on that side as always cool this is that right I'm saying I don't want him he
shows me something that is absolutely what we all were thinking that it was
right I mean that the screenshot I didn't screenshot it because I don't want
to be a waiter right I totally is exactly what I was still talking about
Well, we showed everything it was correct.
It tells what he showed you.
He showed you what was it.
I can't really get that in any picture there.
What Hassan actually had before he changed it, right?
Which was the device up close, pictured in real life,
with the tape over it, with the outer layer
that you can actually see of the round ports.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which was known and is still known as the only model
have that circle ports were ones that were capable of delivering shock that's it
that's it I don't know what anybody says the actual device that has the plastic
or the round thing like the port or the weather right those operation
literally destroyed the fucking meta yo that is crazy
Bro, your own stalker operation literally destroyed the fucking meta.
Not only did it prove that it's a fucking vibration collar, but it also proved that
she goes on long walks throughout the goddamn day.
Jesus.
Chad, I thought the whole point of having a dog is that you care about your dog and
you like it and you're not having a dog with it, right?
Like Chad, I think you have a dog walker.
You don't even let your dog in.
The whole point of having a dog is that's the life you have with your dog is you don't
walk it because you have to, you walk it because you want to.
Like, why does it have to go on these like barely limits, like, oh, it says it has to
walk this much time, so I'll get somebody to do it, whatever, like, I just don't get
it.
It's just, it's not...
Tucker, come!
That's straight right?
Oh yeah.
His name is Pat.
You send him?
You send my dog.
You said we're two weeks, two or three weeks, you have to, bro.
What does he get trained to do?
He's serving everything.
Shuffling on.
That's so weird.
Shuff-baller.
He'll get trained to basically be off.
Oh, no.
You don't need to ever have these types of guys.
Really?
You don't hire?
My dog?
Look at my dog.
No, my dog.
Oh, no.
We'll do it.
Oh, yeah, I bet you're a dog.
That's all right.
Yeah, we have the best dog.
She's very well.
Anyway, that's pretty crazy.
Was I going to watch?
Oh, yeah.
Shall I link it again?
I know what this is.
Shall I link this in a play?
I'll get it.
The Zin theory.
Holy.
What is that?
Just a couple of seconds, Spaniard.
Umm, this one.
And the gap to your habits in real time.
So, it doesn't even look scabby, but I'm- I'm-
Hey, guys.
Yeah, I-
Yes, I'm relating to a millionaire,
But I wanted to say it's my birthday
Everybody, everybody, uh, a gig
We got a chat for the laughs
Chat, I'm getting tired of the same
Souls-like model over and over again
I'm getting tired of this
This most and so
I'm a big Souls-like lover, like I love the formats
time lock
It features the intensity of hell walk off. I forgot to throw my shaker precious time
Give the clock was it was a chair with a chair that is permanent there
Yeah, where's the chair? Did they remove it? Oh, no, I move it. I'm fucking stupid
We call kung fu punk
To show you what that looks like in motion, please take a look at this boss encounter
Go back and say it's not souls like it buddy everything about it is so like it
If you're trying to tell the audience that it's not a souls-like and you show your best to say guys
It's not so like why make your UI exactly the format of every souls-like known to mankind
One-to-one. I mean at least at least change a UI. I mean what the fuck is off you?
I'm going to go.
Lige state of play. More like state of sleep anyway, 50 months with more skeleton excuse now.
Yeah, it's it's very very much all like that.
Yeah, I get it. It's more like like combatty, but I
Come on brother. I don't know what we're getting
Yeah, it's more of a wukong combat but we're going to still so like
Okay, now this is back to the the odd the odd audio that was very bad
Dude.
Okay, I gotta give it a go.
For a fit of play, if you want to get your game,
I'm going to show you a more variety of what's going on.
You're losing people's attention by showing you just one boss fight.
Yeah, I mean, it's just a very long segment.
I
Be flying over dawn pre-nurse with frame lagging
I don't think it stands out as it's own game either that well very homogenous with the competitors
and releases around a lot better, like, what I mean?
They reshape your fate.
Once you see the little wife of Dot you know that there's going to be some butthole.
But you won't be alone.
Martial artists from across the Wulin have gathered in Pengzhen,
turning the town into a deadly trap of rival factions,
hidden malice, and deadly schemes.
I think it was very many problem is when there's over saturation
People will buy regardless and it only makes
Companies do more of it and we end up in the same cycle over and over again. It's just bad. It's so fucking annoying. Yeah, no idea
It's not but we're so I'm with battle royale's every company was doing it all bad
I was in the end of resources that are being put into the rails was endless and before it took fucking four years
We're getting decent games again. Like there was there was nothing on the shelves
There's only because all but he was just only only doing the others
It's terrible and that that's what's going on with soul with souls likes it's only souls like it's over and over again
It's J. It's games in Japan games in China with with with with samurai sword
Fucking sloppy toppy. It's like bro. Can we fucking want already like yeah? There was a few long like the play days gone
I mean
Health bar. Yeah, that's a souls like
I will have problem beating it. Yeah, that's the souls like it along the way
Okay
Explain me why you you're not gonna relinquish this
This one little thing I said it like what why would you?
Conceive the point
help our stem
items
Help bar whatever posture or stand whatever it is with the exact same format
No, just the format of the fucking names of the boss just the fucking format. Look at this
That's even that is very souls like it. What the fuck is wrong with you? It's why does that mean everything?
Why doesn't it be everything?
It's like a
Nikola blade of whatever like
It's it's everything's the same. Why make your own thing make your own thing can name any
Yeah, name any of those like it. You need a
Born uh, uh, just go again, but I'm just like fuck
Love Warner blood born
Let's just take a look at Pac-Man Pac-Man Pac-Man Pac-Man Pac-Man Pac-Man
Is the change right?
Can you play today's Krillian give me a boss give me a boss
Saw favor, but that's what I wanted to do
oh hold on oh look guys look rom the vacuous spider okay hold on hold on
now and this is like a really good life in so I don't listen to these guys
Well I'm just saying it's just very...
Okay, okay, okay.
Chat, what was the one show Dark Souls?
I'm just saying it. Why is it all similar?
That isn't it. I played all those games.
I'm going to do something that I've never even...
SLAIR!
No, I wanted to celebrate with him.
Any bosses in?
They wanted me to do my...
They wanted me to do whatever they ever made, do you...
If you're using Bloodborne as an example of sloppiness gone certifiably retarded.
I didn't say it was a slupper, I'm just saying...
Bro, that's their brand, though.
That's what they do, though.
Well, I didn't say it was a slupper.
That's what that's what that's what souls like is
I'm saying I use I use but one as a blueprint for souls like it adds to compare. I think they were slightly fucking moron
What what what a moron? I mean one of them put what a fuck at it, right? Oh, yeah, it is the blueprint
All right, I'm the image, but if I get it
About to get its first total solar eclipse in over a hundred years and more shall change
Tell them Felix the charter of Quebec leave the souls like alone
Okay, okay, this is Souls-like, yet, yet it still is more unique and less Souls-like
than what we just watched on set-up play.
It still has its own combat style additions that make it more of its own and more unique.
Absolutely.
I
Like the fees of the death of gamer and it did well for for being a souls like that was unique enough
To it to be playable. I love that lies a beat
Tell me. What do you...
Okay, last engine... I'm not going to get rid of it anymore. No more ridgbids.
Give me a good boss fight. Give me a good boss fight.
See? But it is a masterpiece.
Uh, yeah. Bang. Okay.
Which boss?
Who the fuck is that?
Is that that beat that? Is that a boss or in the game?
What is this block holder bitch ass I can't bother to say I'm not gonna get mad at
What a bitch ass player
Why Jack Jay's he holding it or is he clicking it? I mean it looks like he's holding it
Hey, this build is busted. Yeah
Check it's so but he's just blocking is blocking it
It looks pretty cool, there's a lot of visual clutter but it looks really nice.
If you look at the video compression, it looks worse than it probably looked like when it
was playing it.
That's cool.
It's almost unique.
The way the game works with weapons and upgrades, the way that it works with sharpening and the
upgrades to your sharpener thing, like everything about the game is unique enough to make it
its own thing and feel like oh the combat is enough, it's fun.
Like that's what I'm really with souls like, they're all so close to souls, it's shit.
Like, you know what I mean?
you
you
you
you
you
you
Let me see if it's going to be a lot of playing games.
We got...
We got...
I mean, Vegas will play and that's two players.
to close. Um, finish once. Um, the finals. Oh, the big work? Yeah, we can also finish
that. Um, rule? Well, I guess maybe Rockwell did on some of the games. Maybe, uh, maybe
I should just make it a group chat, so I have all of them in...
Okay, I'll make a group chat.
Add to dm.
I'll check, I'll make the dance. Let me just do this for a quick...
Group chat. Group chat.
Quick group chat.
Bang.
I'll add it. It's like this. Boom.
Okay.
Um, do you think it's just scratch creep?
What is that?
The finals.
Okay.
Chad, maybe I just stall with the Pajonec while waiting for them?
I mean, I'm doing nothing.
Uh, where the fuck would it be?
The 1-15, and this guy, why, they both are 15 minutes.
Oh, sure.
Chad, both of them said 15 minutes.
Um chat is that is that one good?
So I do want any good.
And let's just let's just let's go to the main building.
Fuck it main building.
Is this the main building?
Oh, maybe.
Bang.
Easy.
And then
Excuse me. I love you and chat. Wait, what's happened?
Don't make me forget about the bullshit life brings much love excuse Yale watch out. What about the cameras?
Hi guys
What what mama now maybe I go middle of Buster
Oh man, folks are coming. You are looking yellow again. Need I say more?
Oh, it's brown now. Holy shit, it's browner.
Yeah, I was I was I was looking at that image
Okay, I wasn't looking online reset it's on
chat is it possible to finish the game in one in one play i guess
no well chat what am i so slow chat am i not slow
I feel like we're gonna be slow in the brain of a dashing and this is all gonna lightning
I mean my as well right?
I mean what else do I have?
You should I envy Marsat she said we're not getting invited G-Sarge.
I
Didn't find again with the world with the boys
Chat is is the army jumping is good or not shop prices
Jettel speed it
Chat what what would you want that 69? I won't watch it. What would you want your things to be slower?
spread it? what do you mean spread it? what do you mean spread it?
Yeah, what's that? What's that next thing you did it twice?
Fuck it. Is it it? Oh, a tighter spread. I get it.
Um, shop? She's a middle-up in, no.
Oh, I think I want more damage. Let me just throw out the supports.
I feel like the first builder jet you remember the first fight girl that it is the game that
build was a bunch of shit like I haven't had a bit like that ever since typing chat
The drills?
Uh...
Yeah, check. The flam is bad.
So what was the other melee that I had? It was the drill, right?
Uh...
I was using a room, but I was using an HP overcharged for some reason.
Is that good, check?
I think it would run enough space to use it.
I'm gonna use the drill for now just temporarily or this bullshit. No chance
XQC L. I mean Jared. There's nothing else that we could use chair. Was that the whole map?
And that I buy the dimension gradient. I just put it at the center and I make it go blue
But what is that creates three cores after being overcharged in
Wait, so what is that?
Chat basically goes after being overcharged with it. What is that?
Is it good it just makes money every every way I think that's most likely
Wait, what was the damage, Jack?
Wait, am I bugging?
Um, it's not bad, Jack, it's not bad, no?
Um, past mutation, getting a random weapon.
Here's Orbit Organelle, two pierces.
Projectile Lifetime.
Check.
I'll do random.
Bang.
And then what else?
Are you going to play Welcome to the Game 3 again?
Check, I thought it would give me two of them.
I don't get it.
How many of you have one?
The upgrades.
You got epics for the bear.
No, no, no, I already had a bear, I already had a bear.
Oh, my Gribble!
No, it's gone.
Wait, that was terrible.
It's the other upgrades.
So I still have it?
Oh, that was terrible.
I need to be able to upgrade this.
So I still have it?
Should I just send it or not?
That was really dumb, so...
Okay.
Oh, I need to take it out.
Oh, I think he's done chatting.
Well, I haven't looked at the games right there a lot of the day.
But everybody needs to be in it. Wait, wait, wait, what was that name?
Um...
So what should I use it?
Um...
I think I go, I go stammer.
I'll go stammer.
Should I change my layout and go like this instead?
Probably right?
No?
I should, because look at... I leak and damage.
This is Table. That's Table.
A Bojack cannot aim her.
Oh, what is that? It says... uh, hold on.
After getting hit, that's Table.
Uh, pissing my weapon, no.
I have the ability to spawn turret. Is that good, Jack?
Well, I'll just re-reliterate you right now.
What?
I don't think we're going to the balls yet.
I'll open this one.
Is it always the same thing?
Did you get out of this?
There's always HP out here, so I'll get him.
Big snake, watch out!
I think I should recycle the melee.
Range of the nails, melee attack, and then I'll have a attack.
That's not bad, right?
Oh
It's gonna be so much like twice right?
So what should I do shop prices chat and it'll apply twice and then the shop to be 50% all the time
I can buy every always
Dude chat it'll
Okay double shop is crazy
Yeah, it works right
I think I got this, I think.
Was that smart or was that stupid?
Can you re-roll?
Um, wait, I thought that was re-roll to shop.
Oh, that was dumb.
Shedding melee is not great. It's not great.
That's true or false?
Wait, hold on. It's actually very strong.
Chat, I think we're really strong right now, it's mainly an area, we're all organizing
and running up and chat, this is a super big risk, right?
I think we finally go for it, we finally go for it, for the range, this is good, that
That was good.
Wait, is that what I already have?
It is, right?
Wait.
I think I just trolled them.
I mean, that could help, no?
It's just a little bit of,
we can help like that, like the BumbleShit.
I don't mind it. I don't mind it. It's not great of course, but it's always the second
one better.
Can I lose in the middles? But then it won't be, yeah, I think we need to get worse though
because it won't work with the other overcharged shit.
I'm not sure if I'll step.
There's not a real hole left.
This is leaking white juice right now.
Please help me clean it with your tongue.
I might come one more time just to-
Dude, dude, what are these tunnels, man?
Like, can you maybe get some help?
Like, where's all these dead?
Like, what is all these tunnels, man?
Jesus.
Okay, this church is accumulated
to never enemies. Uh, I get every charge, every professorience. Olds 20 charge. Tenses.
Oh, chat! Hold on, that's good, right? Because we have a lot of... Wait, no, that was better.
But I think we just recycle it
Yeah, baby's recyclates
Middle works for it middle works with everything except front put damage boost over charging
Oh
Wait, TRUE!
Wait, chat, how do I go over here at this position?
Chat, how?
Oh, here, right?
Should we go?
10 bucks?
Send it.
Um, well that's fucking worthless.
Wait, that's fucking worthless.
I should have done the boss before this.
Because then I would have replaced my HP and then got the shield.
Oh
That's actually unlucky. She'll let the shop in every bullet
She had it had to be able to shop
Oh this
After slashing me with predictile overcharge it is that good?
I
That there we go pass it out there we go by this and that's incredibly worth it for seven dollars. That's huge
$7 is huge
very little damage but it will put you at a spot no problem, if you look at the shopping
I didn't see it
Okay three mutation re-rolls chat
four game applies the Bernice table it's a multiplying virus
I think I do freeze in front and remove the melee.
What if I go like this instead of...
No, I disagree with that as well.
Was that video was there more than this rumor it's it's over right next
I'll just call the group
Yeah, yeah
not much showing like a pathogenic in it's fun
maybe not your style game but yeah it's a bit of an incident so we're gonna
sort of slopp us no yeah you're gonna be games like I prefer water
yeah I'm fine I'm throwing yeah I'm throwing um yeah I had about out of
Yeah, I was gonna play Mario Kart and Mario Party on the scene.
I'll buy it again soon.
Yeah, it's um...
No one would buy their console then though.
Like, they'd lose so many sales.
Like, someone would just buy this switch just to...
SHUT! WOULD THIS BE GOOD?!
Because he's gonna shoot sideways in front of...
Or... or... or a circle.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
I
Do you
Hello some man, I don't have audio on this for this is so awkward one second
Hello some man. Oh, what's up? What do you guys want to play?
I like it. Let me try with machine fighting you guys. I have it. I have it. That's a that's a w game
W I actually really the game that they move on wait, that's the guy that's a buckshot roulette or whatever
It's in style. Yeah. Yeah
Okay
Machine-body
Machine-body
One million copies
That way that many
Yeah, that's it. Yeah friends love seem to be like a lot like a free cashmaker Loki
Yeah, I feel like I feel like half these games like are like low-key like a I stopped it like some
Kind of a good like I think it's really good for the community though
It's like if indie games and like even like partially AI stopped like
Can start like out so outperforming AAA it puts pressure on them to actually make good things
They can't just do nothing and just make money off titles
I'm not sure what it is.
I think it kind of works out.
I mean, I'm better than you anyway, this is over.
I
This body and it was really data
like you can't connect you your your your
Me the con drum or whatever the fuck it's called to the organelles as you use
They're like an American meme I've never heard that
Wait, I can't do this?
I'm going to calculate it.
Of course, calculate it.
Oh, I didn't know.
Okay, if there's anything you can do,
you can trust all my attention.
I have to fully lighten up this shit.
Um...
You guys should play talk out of me the worst recommendation
Yeah keyword off stream though now. Oh, yeah
It's like one hour for 10 a game
We get to his dreams night sixty two dollars jet me I could buy the world of that
I
That's good
Much loved here count these months have flown by I'm grateful for your
Fun bro
I think they're cool
And it's really refreshing.
They actually turn up the game and they actually get into X.
Yeah, I played mortar squad today.
And I was like, guys, I don't know how mortar's
going to work, right?
I load up this guy in my squad.
He's a real sergeant with the mortars.
All right, guys, listen up.
Vegas, I need you here.
I need you here.
We're going to set up two clicks on hotel 26.
And we're going to go, we're going to get two Garry's up.
We're going to go here.
We're going to go, OK, 37.9 degrees fire.
OK, one click left.
Yeah, I like that.
Sergeant like an hour. I was like, what's up?
No, that's that's actually that's actually Chad. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, I served in Iraq
You never left the war
I
It's really like squad a hell of loose I forgot what other ones I play
Maybe that war is crazy for that
Yeah, they're they're also not like tapped in like you can get them with all the all the
They don't think you get it with all the jokes. You can get them with everything. They don't know anything
They don't know all like the you know, I'm saying it's like it's a different world than twitch like
It's like the problem slowly rises up. Yeah, you kill a guy in that game today
I got the internet and she goes that guy's a fun light drinker
No
Thank you
I'm ready I'm gonna follow up on the ball but I'm pausing my game. I'm so bored. I'm reading the credits waiting for you
It says in the credits. It's inspired by the place. I mean, yeah
But it is inspired me in the credits. I
Don't know how to make a game
party you know I I like people that are afraid to say what they're inspired
from like yeah the original what yeah exactly yeah party I mean if you said
inspired by it on Nintendo's my party they would get sued like fucking to a
a crisp like an entire bloodline would get to
you're right
i wish my party was on
steam
onto the most like
that's a game that we're absolutely the same
phone party is cool but it's not good
getting a version
like you know what i mean
it's the same vibe like my party is just so much but it's so scuffed
compared to fucking phone party
but it's good they just it's just it's a little bit of vibes
yeah buddy yeah yeah
you know you also like I'm ready to play yeah yeah
you customized your character
but I mean we played one of the biggest game
of um of uh
of uh of all 10 is actually a good game and we lost but it was good
I'll answer you.
Where?
You want my house?
Yeah, it was actually good.
It was actually a good game.
Yeah, I'm not a player later if you guys want to.
Do we need to do original?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Original, I think.
Custom just like lets you pick what games,
but like we don't know most of them.
Looking chat?
Just join it.
Okay.
On the hide screen.
well no no no no no no no no no no leaving leaving i i i i burp the customer's my character
if it's something you see they got resented
actually yeah you're right that's very important we should all customize
i customize mine
uh what did you choose just let me know anytime i'm pubg character purple good i'm not that
Does anyone clean the park ranger hat?
I just did that, fuck.
No, no, no, you can have it.
I'll do the cap.
At the construction moment.
Are these all caps?
No, like an actual cap with the cap.
New code, put it in the game.
What Dean is in chat?
What did he say?
I think he's in the Fortnite game only.
i'm not gonna put full capacity at first because i already played the game i would roll this
loving i'm gonna be nice a little bit what the hell is this oh boy smurf guys these are
literally stuff that's mandatory like they did the games better themselves pretty much
What's the other thing, you have to go through a minefield and the sonar helps you see where
the mines are at.
Everybody ready?
Vegas.
Vegas?
He's dead.
He's fucking dead.
What happened to him?
He just disappeared.
He's just gone.
Guys, it's simple.
The sonar literally just stands for bombs.
I didn't hear the instructions.
I dropped my intro.
I dropped my intro.
I dropped my intro.
I dropped my intro.
I dropped my intro.
I dropped my intro.
I didn't hit the instructions, I dropped my head drops, I'll just grab here.
Okay, just left click to use the find bomb mechanic in.
Find bomb mechanic?
Yes.
Are we a team or...?
No, no, enemies.
No, no, no, we don't fuck with each other.
I'm just going to add to the work on the reminder.
the rock shot we can push people you could kind of push yeah yeah I ain't
trying oh my god there's a thing oh oh bro no I lost my legs oh we are just
fine that we are just included like it was a silent game you sleep I mean so
you guys blew me up pretty much you blew us up no no no no no no me
I'm behind you a bomb, Biter.
Me is you.
Yes, I'm me.
Yo, really, Felix?
We're going to fight that, really?
I'm following the blood trail of his.
Oh
Move on move on move on
Max
Holy
I think I got second I don't know it was pretty much the same
And they've been no nice them at all I think you just make it like reports carefully and then at the end you just book it
Oh my god, I'm gonna push you oh
You push somebody you know you blow up as well, right? Yeah, don't do that. It's mutual destruction guys
What
why are you coming fast why are you coming fast why are you coming fast
oh no I got that again fudge me dude fuck man I want to be put again because
the first time I did pretty good. Wait, I was way further up on the first time. I was
like 50 meters above everybody else. Guys, this is a remember the pattern. Remember the
pattern. Remember the pattern. Remember the pattern. Yeah, remember the pattern.
rid would do what you see yeah memorize yeah thanks for smurfing or
thanks for like taking it easy on us Felix really appreciate no problem man I
got you there
like what what the fuck you match the design you just saw
can you like move it no it's not it's not like it's not like a fucking
Chad it's literally just what you see what you get fucked up
This will find out
What all right
Okay, okay, okay, yes a battle of wits
I completely forgot I think
I
Know I do get I do I do so hard. Oh
My god
Classic Felix he sacrifices for one round that here he goes
Some bomb I think these are these get opposite after laughter like a after the full line they go really dank
Oh my god, I said middle middle diamond and I I didn't know which way he was
about you can I get a welcome to the jungle Kana gets a welcome toffee John
It's been way too long is he a sandwich I forgot it wait you forgot it
No make a law
I mean wrong
I did it wrong!
Not even...
I thought it was 3, 2 on 2, but it was 2 on 3.
Oh my god...
What the fuck is that? Okay.
I
Dude I
Not a gold out of quantum physicists by day I think it's after work, but oh my god
Wow
I had a cut in my head and
Yeah, I just took it easy, you know I won so easily the first game
That's good. I was like that. I was like that. You know the answer chance a little bit when you come back
The twitch will go upside down. Okay guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be a little bit of a heads up
Oh, yeah, sure. You have to build the guns. You have to build the guns
Yeah, you look at the parts at once and go get it too much, right and put it in order
It's just it just left click pick right click drop it
I'm not sure. Okay.
What? Left click pick right click
drop it. Rest is at the bottom.
Do you see? Do you see the green?
It's telling you what to get.
You can sabotage other people,
by the way. Yeah.
Where did I put it? On my table.
I
Had the gun made
For the whole squad I'll go for you first I swear on God Gulf Street
I'm gonna decide to get those parts fuck this you could the true game years are rare
I
Yo, we cool dog
What's that? What is that? I don't know that is
How
I don't even know what that you it doesn't you actually got five parts Felix. Yeah
Oh, you're fucked on this one, you know what you're winning this all this practice in 60 seconds, I think
I
Gear so far holy fuck I have to go across the whole map. Well, it's grabbing the wrong item man
bitch fuck you big
Then when they see the
The salt was across the map!
The salt was across the map!
I grabbed the run item four times.
I should have think of an early salt, actually.
I should have remembered it.
I'm growing.
I got zero points.
Wait, zero?
Zero.
So you'd only get a point if you win?
Well, yeah, you have to just not be last, I think.
I don't think you made any... did you make a gun, Vegas?
I forgot, this works.
I don't know, you have to climb, I guess.
fine okay um I think I think this is the idea that the hell backwards thing
Yeah, it is.
Oh, you just pressed the keys.
What?
I'm fucking mad.
I'm so bad, man.
Rob?
Love you.
Is that probably so oldie as arrow keys?
Okay, first of all, I'm ten feel us
I died that time, I don't know what happened
Why you guys suddenly buttered anything? What happened?
I trolled so badly you have no idea how to draw that
Okay, there's a lot more about acting in speed it
Okay, I get now I get now this is all about accuracy as none of you would speed it
Later last to five
Oh
Yeah, that was a little bit too long, but yeah
Okay, that's a good one.
Crouch, aim, shoot.
This game is actually fun now.
Oh, is this game just like the sniper game?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I have it.
No, X is right.
Like, even, it doesn't matter how good you are, having a whole series played before
anybody else is fucking so great.
Yeah, it's broken shit.
How about you learn after one game is like so much.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
We have a gun on spawn, I understand.
Yeah, the gun is looking at you, but he's a sniper.
one beat me on video between what a crutch oh it's like oh it's pretty good
right click right click right click
I don't want you to send me go
oh I got it
oh I got it
read my it
fuck off
nice one
Yeah, you guys win because I'm the one that put it up like it's only getting me like so annoying
I they were both shot. They were both shot, but they were both making I was weak twice as far as they were
That's insane, bro
I was confused at first and I was like I was reading the controls and I was like, what do you mean double zoom?
And you get a head shot do you incident or what? Yeah? Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. Oh my god
I feel us, bro. Winston aim is the hunt. I guess we're all getting through for free guys
He's mad at me. He's gonna only shoot me. You got three. Yeah famous. Oh
What
Why are you pushing me dog?
No, I oh my god
That's what I said the sense is crazy
Action on it bro because the double zoom isn't the same like it's it's a it's a lot fucking sharper way
I
Still with the fight come on. Oh my fuck
Oh my god fuck your body bought me no way no way
I could have been patient. I actually thought you were like legal legends aim
Click to shoot right right right right click left click right click and then
mouse little bird
Yeah, no
My god, this is weird
This game is weird. I see how you guys didn't kill anybody. Oh
Oh, bitch, I killed somebody and hit another I don't hear it
You're back in there again? Yeah, I'm in back in. Yeah, he did so bad when he went on the dry.
I think I did so good. I thought he was AFK. Dude, that's funny because I shit-talked.
You guys always aim at me first. It's so funny. So emotional. We don't even know your color.
That's that was really bad of me
We had fucking x2c is he go role-playing in the back, so he decides for free. There's no targets. Okay, okay
Oh
No one is making it that's captain
You're the first one that work together at the same time just take the fucking hits work together guys
Miss miss miss again Wow
Okay
that was a quick reload he's hard-scoping isn't it hard-scoping no I'm home
I'm home both the boys right behind you right now oh my god I hit all of you fuck
is anyone still alive oh my god you're lower the sense of the start oh hey
This one is so long, I don't know why it doesn't billy it.
This should be Sniper one time each, like if two of them just crazy.
This is pretty fun, I actually like this one a lot.
Yeah, this is good mode.
Left is nerf actually, be on left side.
This is so...
Okay, they have a bunch of cops though, since they played Mickey.
Is it the Mickey or are you Mickey?
This is so late Mickey, it's so late Mickey.
What the fuck?
Oh, oh, bitch.
You can't even aim that low.
I kill somebody every time.
I hear it.
Oh, easy.
OK, I say, OK, I say, OK, I say, OK, I say, OK.
If you crouch him, like, he's no way you die.
What's up?
What the?
What?
That's even a headshotter.
I think that would have been a current SFK, I think.
Hey, there's other people in this game.
Hello?
How's another headshotter?
Wait, how's another headshotter?
we got kept me I'm fucking with oh he kept me he kept me for like 10 minutes
it's not fair Chad that was a headshot no I did pretty good oh no that mode that
mode really take my score a little bit
coming to you that I wouldn't that one point how do your points uh oh guys
guys guys I forgot every time this is the part of game where you fund the
lover so like all of them oh I actually show what the blocks like the
Bowser game it's split it's split
I don't understand it's like it's all guys
I don't know what once I go on to ah bitch wait what I don't get it you guys
explain your mom when the right door opened up I thought a gun was gonna come
out of the right side and shoot us oh yeah yeah I don't mean that it's fun
explain explain so you really gotta stay that
what oh my god wait yeah it was different it was enough
I'm blind I'm old
I'm gonna go get him.
Really?
Okay, I'm gonna go get him.
Oh!
Yeah, the 1v1, the 1v1.
Okay.
Alright.
Oh
Yeah, the one be one the one be one okay. All right
The white is so far away from each other
Any was just a lot because I'm the alpha
Dang it's even such a bad spot. What are you doing? Oh?
What I was mainly ranger
They didn't watch on
Now that I know the rules
The rules
Wait, there's only one X here. Oh look at that. I'm on the island
You can you can beat it up.
I'm like what are you going to be like fighting a war?
There's no way.
Oh, you should have died.
Oh, it got me there.
Oh.
You can take it.
Take it.
Oh.
That's crazy.
I'm taking.
I'm going to kill.
I'm going to kill right there.
you could have tried okay oh my god there's no eggs
all right I've never gone deep down into this
oh it's cut off wait wait wait oh wait that is broken no it might be terrible
maybe I have a lot of litter on it
Nope.
Hey, how are you?
I'm good.
I had an offense.
Yeah, that's 50-50 there.
Five years with the juicer, X, Q, C, L.
And can I get a welcome to the young girl?
OK, hold on.
To any point, it's nothing.
One bad honor, any of these back in person.
There's some bomb on.
Oh, man.
This is my kind of game.
Ah, eat a, eat a.
You just eat and then if the guy shoots you.
Yeah, just don't, don't be doing any motions when the guy's looking.
Wait, so it's like red light, red light, but with the eating?
Yes, yeah.
You have all played this shit.
Dude, I played once.
But why do you have to eat though?
Like, like you have to eat your plate?
So you don't die.
What?
I don't understand.
Why?
Oh, that's you.
That's not me.
Why are you guys acting like I should know how to play eat the peas game?
Like, what the fuck is this?
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Yeah.
No!
What's up?
Oh, he could win if you eat the whole plate.
He's in thank you.
He's gonna insta, he's gonna insta look watch.
What?
That's paying it's actually paying it's just being
But he did the quickest work
All right, you're my husband and in the library. I know I'm trying to start
Okay, I should be a lot of points early this night, we're giving you play for a 40 minutes. This one is like 10 seconds. Yeah
I'm building a little bit of a gap
It's okay read these two fucking people are people are they've watched this game. I'm gonna go for the mouse is the best
What's stopping me in the house
But I don't understand. What's the problem?
Nothing, it's an intermission. Enjoy it.
What?
It's an intermission. Enjoy it.
You're sneaking me grass.
This one's looking out of the window.
Did you see the plants in the window? Yeah.
I mean, I think I was first, but...
Oh, I'm already first.
I'm going to distance, guys. See ya.
Oh man, this is just some shit.
Just, guys, there's six slots on the sides for you to be safer.
You have to just get in there and be the only one in there.
I don't know, I think I might be stupid.
Look, there's six slots.
Oh, I see.
Be in the slots when the train comes, but you get pushed!
That was such a good game to carousel.
I thought you played this. X was the guy from fucking 2 games.
I played these games before, he's explaining to us.
me dead as a drink.
Oh!
Good play, good play.
Dude, there's no way. You're ebullying, you're bullying.
You could have gotten it easy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you get count?
Oh!
Nice one, bro.
Nice one, bro.
That was outside.
Yeah, the Darcyl's too chariot exactly yet.
With the skeletons and the mages.
Actually from boss
Okay, that's so risky
Oh my god
oh oh wait okay wait what what I thought it was two hats there
Oh
Oh my god, oh my god
I knocked out Red was dead, 100%
What?
Dude, nice try you fucker
I'm good. I'm good.
Short chain.
Oh my god, you almost killed me.
This is like the New York City subway you know.
Thank you.
No!
Vegas!
Vegas!
Why do you push this? Get in!
If you get in, you win.
Are you trolling? I'm here.
What?
No, no, I can't.
He told me about you. He's gonna go you're gonna sneak you in
Why how do you see me play? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa?
Whoa, Joe? Hello?
We're kinda close here. We're kinda close
Oh god, this is uh, this is among us
Okay
You go through you find us to range and then you have to stab everyone else. Yeah
Just look just looking looking spots and if you are you get a syringe you the killer
We have a do I hide right now that no no no you know it'll tell you
It'll tell you something else this way and someone finds a syringe
It began the game will switch the game will be able to change I mean strings is good. Okay. I know where it is
Okay
Buddha gave me his confeg
How do you start something I stupid
Hold click on it
You
I'm cut
Wait, I thought you had to bring it somewhere first
No, because I'm a good friend of mine
I don't care about wherever you are
Is there a flashlight button? Oh, yeah
Really?
Somebody died
I can't find anyone, yo, Vegas, where do you at?
I don't know, how do you see champion, good luck.
I thought they were going to be using the third person camera in the corner, we can't see.
One's got to be in here.
Right, right, right.
Does the game light you up?
Like, does it go on you?
Does it help them out?
Okay, I literally just looked in a random corner. No, there's the light shining twice
I think I think the light is helping it's like a guy like yeah, but it doesn't matter. It also doesn't attention
It's okay. It's like a like a mental thing
Shirley do you have to press a button to find the surrender just does it?
It's just a random thing
I don't like it, I don't think you guys are good, so I'll get out of here.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck!
Huh? Wait, you just turned the light on? What the fuck was that?
Yeah, I'm telling you. The game turns... I think the game guides.
Oh man, I was dead! I was dead! I was dead anyway! I was dead anyway!
You're pointing directly at me.
My spot was not a hiding spot. It didn't have any criticism or anything.
But you get more points if you kill somebody as a killer than just surviving?
I think it's been off of your survival from first kill to last kill, and how many kills you get, you ask them like that.
What is this fucking thing at?
I
Want it
Dude
What that's fucking straight stupid
Run run run as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the heroin needle man
where I knew it you get my spot I knew this is the best on the game
he's on the left side I was with him once I'm sorry right I have to betray you
You won't catch me. I'm running top top top middle top middle left left eastbound eastbound middle
Go go go go go going down
No way
Wait, I got zero points
Right at zero points. Oh my god. Look at that. You guys never two games ago in the red were tied
Because I didn't get killer ones. That's so stupid. Oh
Honestly, if you haven't played this game before, it's gonna be a little bit harder.
Just do it like you would do it in real life, you know what I mean?
Just don't smoke, just smoke, don't smoke too hard at life.
What?
Yeah, just do it like you would do it in real life, that's all I have to do.
I'm not smoking real life, I'm not an idiot.
Well, Albozo, I guess.
I can't smoke this helmet on.
This has no smoking.
Oh no I'm coughing I'm coughing Oh that was close I don't know Vegas
Are you sucking on it?
What the fuck is he doing?
What?
Wait, what?
Oh, you had to kill it.
But I sucked too much?
No, no, you just need to ball.
You said the game.
Wait, what?
I did it too early.
I'm fucked.
Not because I did it too early last time, but I still finished at the same time as you.
Not bad! I still finished first! It's crazy!
How?
I
Did that read it wow the two people that have played the game before didn't die and two people who didn't play the game died
Both rounds
For the please I
at each other I hate this game actually you have to clear your platform or you die yeah
it's awful it's awful oh okay and like you could throw shit at each other yeah I see
where's the trash
why don't you throw the trash at your competition
because I was one from dying like five times I have to be locked in on just
getting it out that's it i don't understand the controls i couldn't do it fast enough left thing is it
okay it pulls me ahead too you get what
did i snipe you oh my god that's so unlucky
I'm dead. Yeah, I got stunned locked by the trash and walk off. I leave job. I got pushed. I used to be
up fell off. I didn't jump. I got pushed.
It's on my head. I'm dead. Okay, like really? What's the first one landed on me?
What? I thought I'd be there! That was insane!
What's up with all the trashy? You guys get to-
That's a dead-
No, how is that dead?
What?
You've got hit like six times!
Wait, what? Are you cheating?
BOOM!
Oh my god!
Wait, is it about the order-
Alright, check it like you see.
Is it about the order they land in no it's how many you have on your place
What yeah, I get for your plate it beeps and if you don't take it up now. Yeah, yeah, but if you're wanting you die
This is the best on the game that this is the best game in the game on breaker
That's better one guys. This is like this is like a
Hamilton's chain
Right, so it'll it'll find the quickest way to whoever's closest by it. Does that make sense?
But you can just say hot potato like you know what the fuck no, it's not it's not it's not what they know it's not
Throw it at people
Oh my god, no
Bye bye Rob.
No, no, no, no, no, not yet, not yet.
Guys, come here.
Come here, I want to show you something.
You can still win, you can still win.
I'm not gonna say how.
Guys, it's hot potato, but it's the path of least resistance.
See, like, they don't like that.
I can get out, I'm gonna shit at that.
How do you get it?
Bye Vegas
Yeah, the report. Oh my god
I fell down and broke my legs and something me
Yeah
He's gonna be he's gonna frame mug you he's gonna like last second throw the shit. Yeah, you just ought to win
and I go over here.
What's going after?
Yeah, nice try.
Same thing happened to me.
Deserved.
You're charged.
There we go.
Same thing happened.
I'm gonna do a straight run to you on the second throw.
The second throw should go up to you.
It is shoulder.
I agree.
It's probably comeback mechanics since he has no points.
Surely.
Alright, because the corner counts more as a...
Yeah we cool like what?
He's caught that from a dinky man.
Uh oh.
Haha.
You got trolled.
You got so fucking trolled.
I'm so down to the game.
How the fuck are you not going to the middle of this fucking hallway?
He's still going to wall then.
Wait, wait, someone's hiding. Someone's hiding.
Oh, I know. I saw him. I was going to throw it over there at the last second.
Wait, but any fun because it was already engaged.
Also, also...
I...
Okay, I'm not going to give you the hints.
No!
But I was right. It's a Hamilton's chain.
So because the AI turns the quarters poorly,
you can still win the tournament.
Rob, don't play the timing.
No, I'm good. I'm not even scared.
Oh my...
I don't know how you should have your engines done.
Basically it's like League of Legends AI right?
The pathing is very poorly made in League right?
You can click better.
You can click better than your team, than your enemy.
And it can go to them because you now have a better pattern. That's it
What?
Oh, there you go. Beautiful throw there.
Alright. Am I just dead?
Yeah, I don't know.
for the night or something like what happened wait I want to get my data to go to someone else
I want to get data to go to someone else
where are you going where are you going it's like
oh no that was too early you're good wait
just like that
fuck okay we'll play we'll play we'll play
I
Anyway, I just took that one away, but you're just you know this thing lethal rebound that forever. This is
Push move
Ah
Oh, yeah, dodge dodge dodge dodge
No, just push you put it in the game, but it's also just out of it
start my hitting harder
Oh, oh, it's kind of like the the robot fighting cars thingies. Yeah, I was thinking
What is that called? Battlebots. Battlebots is epic actually. That's just so fun.
You're epic Rob. Really? Where are you? If they're mine, fuck you.
Fuck, we're bad timing. Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
That was a crazy double bounce that's amazing it's like the windows browser can I sit in
the corner and it's less likely to hit me um I mean I guess I guess you're right everyone
I don't know if it's a specific one or Z wins.
All right, someone to play.
Luigi wins by doing nothing.
Oh my god.
Come on, come on.
Maybe move your coward.
Oh my god, see it's just not meant to be.
Oh my god.
I mean it.
Oh
Luigi wins by doing nothing
Okay, me who's that we had a honor
Oh this game this game
This is shit post this is shit post game
This is like it's a creeper game is only creeper
What are you supposed to do?
Uh, you're supposed to get more bucks in your corner than others.
In your corner?
Yes, yes.
Everybody has their own workspace.
You want to have more bucks in your shit than others.
Can you take bucks from others?
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Ah, okay.
You're encouraged to.
What am I doing?
What?
These controls are weird as fuck.
Yo, you're fucking moron.
Fuck you.
These controls are wicked.
These controls are wicked.
Really cute.
So basically, it's a griffer game, because if you want to throw the game at the fucking dumb fuck you can.
Well you threw the game at inverse by trying to throw mine.
Wait, what?!
I had to throw mine!
I was hooked!
Nope.
Okay, okay, I'm lucky.
I'm gonna take all of excess just to get robbed away
Wait, I thought I was done dude. I forgot which one I was I thought I was in the same corner that was before I'm actually
Like the person was actually moving the same exact way as me dude, I don't know. I'm not forklift certified dude
I don't know this should work. No, no, no
Full grape squad I gotta say how this
bro I'm not foreplay certified I keep I keep I am actually I didn't even play
for the first 10 seconds because I bet I was in a I got stuck again
I fucked up I'm dead here yo fucking Rob piece of shit
Vegas hello yo friends or what I'm sorry red I have to do it bro I hate to do
to you but I have to do it to you how much is fucking Felix paying you guys
what the fuck was that I got two games in a row what is that
why is that fucking uh it's my game so it takes it off of mine not his
oh fuck
What?
What?
Oh my god.
Are you talking out of my hand?
What's up?
What's up?
You can drop it out of somebody's hands.
Yeah, do you bump them?
Oh my god.
I don't fucking know that.
I wouldn't have lost. I was winning.
That was like Mickey.
That was good.
Nah, I don't want to.
Okay, okay you want to be burning the pictures and recycling the metal
Burn picture recycled left burn right recycle
10
oh wow he got fucked man
I'm gonna be super fast
what
I don't know what's what's right and then I finished behind
I'm so mad at wild time right
fuck I don't have the bay of the greatest of yelp
yes when I lose by five points did I fuck up the first cycle
first cycle I don't know which one is which way
one minute with that wait wait is it it's a good moment fix or what
my mistakes got me really bad I think I was doing pretty good overall but fuck
no my mistake taught me a crazy amount
I
Did it
Holy fuck I hit 79 there 79 Wow Jesus dude. Yeah, he is like young. I'm fucking old this shit. All right, Trotter
dude!
this is like your main game
then I got cold ass hands and whenever I make it
and I notice my brain goes completely quiet
whenever I get embarrassed my brain just turns off
I've gotten lost in 4 straight games and I peed my pants
It should make the seed the same for all the planners, Lukey.
Oh no.
You guys know where's the majority?
Last second.
My hands are cold. I don't know.
My hands are always absolutely frozen.
I want to try again again.
Oh, there's multiple games.
No, we'll play one more.
I want to try Grainrod. Is the game not good?
Grainrod is really good.
It's not because of that one, I swear.
You can have your revenge next time, I promise.
Just just scrim off slain and just get better a little bit come back strong
All right w game
You guys have the game installed my game my computer just froze the chat. You guys see that
I think there's like a like a little bit of a tutorial in green rock like a short one
Maybe I don't know
I'm gonna grab a drink really quick though, but
I'm buying it
But it will game green rock. Yeah
I
Still can't believe chat that we won at I think it's a day like I don't know what chat
Is that normal time that you spawn in with the flare like is that right what the game does?
I was at the top of the mountain and I jumped off because I thought there was no hope
And then he won and I win
It gives you all dropped items, but I had dropped other shit though
So I said I want them I didn't get that
Because you all just items on death and so it had a flare somehow
No, no, because the basically I had done frog earlier, right and the frog
whipped two items out of my pockets it was flare and talisman two items so I
guess it was 50 50 on what items would come back in the pockets
maybe 50 50
Oh, I dropped the Telezano purpose.
Well technically I dropped the Flare first.
Can we go to the other team with five?
I don't think Rod's not here.
You can grab the frogs.
wait actually d&d today you grab the
fries as impossible they just insert
tongue you I guess we go my revenge
but what game did I just buy I forgot
Grand Rocks and Rocks dude they got
great rocks oh you know this game
without a is absolutely disgusting
bro I hate AA though I hate I hate AA is terrible but like like twitch like the
bit rate with all that shit works and you know what I mean like not having a
mix like some games unwatchable yeah yeah because of the sharpness if they
wanted to our car at maximum sharpness like like you literally you're watching
like a blob of color just like do some shit no competitive player uses a
I'm like anything like a literally makes everything blurry and dog shit. Yeah, it's terrible
That's sugar time, but you're guessing on a is bad it's not to watch no, no, but it's also it's also bad to play though
like okay, think about think about um
Render scale a having having a is almost the same as having a bad render scale
Well, things will become blurry when they should be sharpened
Like the head boxes look completely fucked. Have you ever played it?
What is this game?
75% runner scale? It's not pale
Yeah, true. The head boxes are wrong. What is this game we're playing by the way?
I don't know. I think I clicked new game, but was that supposed to be a host?
Sorry for getting mad last game, but Pummel Party types of games, that's the one thing I just had to say.
Oh, we're mad at you for being mad. I should have...
I thought I might have...
Pummel Party brings out the worst of me. I just can't...
Uh, bro, get over here, quick!
What now?
Look, I think it's dead.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, shit! It's alive!
Incredible! The sparks do see the time!
I didn't know you hate Monopoly.
Monopoly is just the best game of our generation.
Glad you didn't turn the charcoal, dude!
How are you feeling? Any screws loose?
All of them.
No? That's good.
Welcome, Scrammy! To my empire!
Don't mind him. We're built in a shelter here.
Surviving the scorch and the rot seems tougher than you'd think.
We could always use an extra set of hands
Hey, I recognize those fingers. You're a builder now. You gotta help me build cool stuff
Well, if you want to be useful take this
In case your memory chip got fried we have a book of blueprints on the desk next to us
And you have any further questions you can ask me your new boss
Okay.
What he's got here?
Here we go again.
No one's boss, Biggie.
Yeah, well, at least I know how the cursed elevator works.
Stupid.
So this can use a slur.
Oh, personal space.
I will remember this when I'm in prayer.
Ow, I'm not a resource.
Hey, watch it.
Ow, that better have been an accident.
So does he ever dial?
I like that, that's just gonna cool.
Okay, build what?
A lamp.
For what though?
Build a chair.
I
Yo, hello wait, what the heck? Hey
What is that
Okay, when you do that when you die you could like swap bodies with people and shit like I could
Inject that I can steal your body and shit. Oh, that's actually kind of cool
I need to get some racquet really fun. Hold on
Well, I knew it swap bodies. I do it again. I want to you
Wait, this game seems to have quality, I mean, is this indie ship because I think it's going to have more vest.
Wait, grab. Wait, hold on.
Can you grab each other?
I just want some home.
Yeah, but what are we going to do with this?
Oh, you spread it there. Like this?
What did I do? Did I get anything out of this?
I'm just going to come in on this for a game.
Yeah, you can just use steam, you can just use steam and join, to join off Felix, like
just right click show.
Guys!
I am so done.
What are you looking for?
Guys!
Bottom left energy.
the bottom left resources over here okay I see it
I'm gonna go middle left buster
ow!
why are we gonna hurt each other guys I need to take this skeet okay
I
Leave for one second in house on fire get better the wall
Guys repair the repair wait, wait, it's like all duty is all these look at you have to repay the walls. Are you on?
Mike or something you're like your mic is in downstairs in the kitchen
you left it downstairs or something
uh how do you mean you're all angry and shit yes here
him he's like legit you know yeah it sounds like he's talking through a
microwave i don't know uh hello uh what about now
hello yeah there you go yeah you sound good
I'm so sorry. I have no idea what the fuck I just did.
So much oil in the game. No, no, no, no, I'm sorry.
What the fuck is your problem, you fucking bitch?
Ah, the fuck out of here. I'm sorry.
You fucking clanker.
Wait.
So how do we get some materials?
You can drop it somewhere, so once I kill it, don't do it.
Okay, okay, okay
Well, it seems interesting it lost and found okay, I guess when you really do see me come back
We have to go get tools from outside quiet a broom
Remove the dirt piles or pay the wall
Yeah, you get it. Somebody needs to get a broom
Remove the dirt pile. I didn't move the dirt piles though
Wait, is that me I like that spark color
I like this one
guys guys how do you remove the dirt piles over all with a broom yeah I'm
I'm grooming it right here.
No, you're doing good.
Every good builder needs good tools.
This seems interesting.
I'm a little confused, though, which I like to shop.
OK.
Wait, what do I do with these items?
I found this item.
Is it breaking open?
Is there a looting there?
You put it in the lost and found maybe.
There's a lost and found.
Oh, it's a racer.
Oh!
It's a big item.
Exits.
Hold on.
Where'd the money go?
Buzzed on my head.
By the way, who got the money?
I'm picking it up on the ground.
these rooms have durability, mine broke, how to buy a new one.
Really?
Yeah, more use.
Okay.
Now what though?
This is just our base, so we go out and we do missions because we want to upgrade this
base to make it look nice.
It makes sense.
Can we pick the dirt though?
I hate dirt.
I don't like the dirt.
Hey!
You're more useful than...
Well, that time to show you the weird parts.
The weird parts?
It's just you know step out of it. Oh, I get it
Okay, I'll love it up and then budget our next west says it's good is where the elevator is that's where we start the missions
I broke two brooms already completing any more coins guys. We need we need to inspect object in the outpost
Um
Training hall yes, I'm going to do it all for us. We share materials and coins or are we all different I?
Think the other friends
But you want to buy a broom and finish cleaning up that
I'll answer you $30.00. Is that what you have?
No
There's a room right here. You buy this one. I heard so
So, wait, inspect objects.
Did I not just do that?
Where, guys, where's the outpost?
Maybe outside?
Ah!
My, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Fire, fire!
Jesus.
Guys, come downstairs.
Guys, I mean, I need to inspect objects.
Yeah, where's the outpost?
Might be outside.
Wait, break it, break it.
Might get some materials out of this.
So, this is where we go.
We go on this elevator?
There's a cave.
Yeah, I don't know if there's actually anything in there,
but in this elevator is where we start the missions.
Okay.
I broke it.
I broke it. You gave me a radiator.
Oh, fuck.
Ah
That's it. It's it's over. I ruined everything I really ruined everything for us. I'm sorry some shit out there
I have seen some shit. Oh
Oh
I get in there
They're not great like it makes
Oh
Robot with a weapon
We just get shit and we put it in wait we missing someone okay, we just get shit we put it in here
yeah oh from over here
oh this is pretty cool great game play it's in monsters in this game I'm kind
of scared oh shucks somebody
maybe watch your ceiling in the inside of that one anything yo can you be
careful please can you chill I'm chill I'm chill I'm chill I'm chill I'm
watch out we're going to see like this make some rocks see that
let's see
guys
because I have a brand new plan for here
It's brand new plant
You pull this way it's supposed to get the money because then you break it watch for this
No, no, but you're damaging it. Oh, I get less money. I
Don't even pull out there's your phone. What if it's full? No?
Rob pulled it earlier. I don't know
I
Yeah, let's go a bomb guy said
Yeah, but he's on the other side. What's this though?
Yes war the word there's anything under it though. Oh
Bird cage
Oh
You can you use scroll wheel to move in your arms? Why are you taking the whole trade? Oh my god? Look at this
this guy this guy who works money oh that's adorable can you unplug the door
please like what are you doing are you locking us in there I broke it oh I'm
sorry okay
Wait wait
Is that money check that's money, oh you break it you get money, but other money, right yet?
Hi, excuse me. Can I get a welcome to the general? What is this layer? The bomb guys over there?
Hold on it says
Sponsor one
Wait
What what do you just had a fat bee
Is that you stop?
I am the smaller now
But I don't do this guy though. Do I do I
Maybe you go to a small area maybe you can move
Wait, I'm now him
We should get that big up like they're so small it's blue because I think I think it's a good life
Doing
Yo, we can group up we can group up and beat the fuck out of the bomb guy
Okay, how?
By punching him in the face, what about the traps though?
Okay
Should I depot the monkey
What's for that? I would have to I would have to I would have to relay myself
How far does my spear go?
Let's go!
Come on, what is that?
Any money what what I got nothing
I'll have them bugs though. I believe war
Can we just beat the fuck out of this bomb guy together?
Can we just fuck him up?
Sure, sure, sure, go.
Okay.
The bomb's going up to me!
I'm cutting!
I'm cutting!
Get him up, get him up, get him up!
What's up with you, you monster!
Oh!
Gotcha, gotcha!
Oh my god, yeah, I think, I think you did it.
Excuse me, no.
Wait, how do I get my currency from my goat to my neck?
Bro, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
I think I need an excuse to know wait, how do I get my currency from my goat to my name what are you doing?
What are you doing? Wait?
What about the gift?
I'm getting money for this, you get money for stuff though, no?
I forgot I have a hammer.
Wait, I have a hammer.
Is there a bag of money?
Awww.
Can I have this in my- in my pockets?
You put in the little carts.
Yo, what's up?
I'm coming, what's up?
Hey guys, if you go home, I'm one HP.
I'm one HP, let's go home.
Guys?
I'm coming
This is where I cannot become hit
Let's get out of here, let's get out of here
That was very little money. Let's go home.
Let's go, let's go.
Because I have like some HP.
Do you guys have any more coins?
You got to put them in the left thing.
Yeah, I can't leave until this is done.
Wait, but now I have less...
If I get made for myself, huh?
Hey, have we seen something?
Wait, where is the biggest?
I
Wait, I think we okay, so you saw his body and killed him. I'm a bit of you. I would be mad if I was in
Where the fuck is redify anyway?
Body and then leave me when I waited five minutes for X
See you guys here.
What is that?
No!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Scrappy! Yo Scrappy!
Stop it! Stop that! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Stop!
Stop it!
Guys, I don't even stop it. I have to drop
How do you like it?
It's my body so
Okay, jump jump living is a job kick an extreme anchor
The drop is like a one-shot kill. Yeah, I did on both of them
Okay, so now we have money now, right?
I'd like to purchase something
What about a baseball bat?
I believe you'll get good use out of that.
Is he gonna bravely use it all?
I think he used that one.
That's because it's a window.
Blue-eyed blue bricks?
Which ones?
There's one of these.
Guys, everybody use somebody to repair the house.
How do you do that?
The figures look nice and tidy.
This is looking pretty beautiful.
We have to clear up the dirt on the floor now.
Look at that.
I mean we need to get room for that right?
Let's start with a shop room. Let's think of like my clean room
Well, I don't know how you supposed to heal out of the inside. I'm not a money guys. I'm not a money
What's in what Hall of Vigor upgrade this room all the way to permanently increase your age. Oh my god
Why did I bring the shop then?
What's the shot do?
Oh, Swag weapon. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it.
Let's get back in there. Let's get back in there and get it forwarded.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, can you guys fix the roof real quick? Rob? Rob? Vegas?
No, we're out of money.
Isn't it shared?
It's shared. It's shared.
Alright, let's get back in there and get it forwarded.
The chance of blank elevator rules.
This could be good as well.
Come on guys, we're going in.
Can this break?
Is all that in?
And I think the damage we take here
we go in there with it
because I had like 40 health at the start of that game.
Okay, I'm doing it.
Guys! Guys, come on!
What's in here?
Thanks
I'm not gonna go into the oil
Okay, what's in here?
poison
Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't go on it. There's there's rock with the with rads. I have 21 points on my hand. I don't know what it does, but I have poison
No
Yeah, it is the frozen level. Yeah, you have a weapon. I'm gonna stick with you.
Okay, yeah, Angelica. Get your hand up. We want to bring him back. No, we want to bring
Let me just get back here.
By the way, item strength is, it should be displayed on the little sprinkles.
I didn't touch it. I didn't request a use key.
Let's say like this is this. Yeah. I want to go to the hyper loot. Maybe down there.
And instead of
Gift yeah, but it's not very good durability. Oh guys a spirit came up
Hit it with the back I'm gonna
move run run okay there's some creepy-ass girl in the middle I don't want it oh my god
wait I'm here at I'm here at I'm here at move what do I ow ow sorry sorry
I'm gonna go down for some better items
wait there's a bunch of TVs in that room
oh shit, the jackpots
boy he's in the mondo
I don't know, he just turned the mondo on
do you know the way back?
no
What's that?
Is that a bear?
Brace for scrap?
Wait, I'm supposed to tell that?
We're really close to the thing, like right next to it.
Yeah, watch out, there's a danger somewhere.
It's like items in this mode
That's incorrect it is or
Like like oh
My god
Yeah, okay. I see it. What's up?
Please screaming no
Someone was screaming
Max when Luke like full max yeah, and look what I got look at I had to fuse it
I have to use that too. Oh, I don't want anymore, so you look cute
You do look cute actually you got a nice little
Excellent look like I got two of these dude. They upgrade your base. Oh, yeah, you're in the machine
No, I found one here. You guys know that fan room you were in yeah, it's a jump puzzle and I saw it. Oh
I'm sorry
Oh
Blood him blood him
Guys I hear something really scary
I think we're gonna get out of the point. I didn't love them. It's leave leave extract extract
We leave red behind another life. Bring this guy in the elevator
Yes, you can what there's a monster. There's a monster. He almost killed me
Okay, yeah, we saw one as well. He has a laser. Where's home?
No, no, you need to bring the guy back there
Check if I bring him back with my get there
No, my friend! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm here!
we're leaving yeah I feel like we're not like I think we're getting only that
and they were we're gonna be poor no no no I don't think so
what I mean what do you know what about you though I put it I fix it to use it
was this this was broken so save it it fixes this he's not gonna just to the
game right hey excuse me I just got to 50 centuries of my job by now make it
dollars and over here is 45 minutes my life mr. Cal can I wait why is my
interview maybe you put the same what I clutched hard what oh we have a lot of
the we have a lot of stuff is it about what you actually lose because I didn't
I just put stuff in and then I just what?
I bought a friend bag, it's all that matters, really.
I
Wait, where are my people stuff? I thought I looted something wait. No, I got one too now. Wait. It's shared money
Oh
I think we should repair this rumor so that we get the upgrade.
Nice.
I'm doing this over here. I think we should be getting something out of it.
I have a job
I'm glad you found your key
Wait, is it on the house?
10 more XP
Is it just for the inventory?
Guys, look
Look at the floor
Wow
Well, I'm leveled up
Go ahead and ask me
Am I leveled up?
No, no, hold on
We did it, we did it
We got new better items
new better items now again we want to shop
shall we?
50 bucks and we move?
we want to shop, okay
um
we just wanna do it next time
Common.
You got the fucking table, like, the play once?
Fuck!
Guys, look, I got an epic lantern purple.
Ah, you got the same lantern.
There was a common one at the home.
I got the powers.
Wait, the rewold did nothing.
Wait, is that money?
I
Think
New question
All right, let's keep it. Let's keep it. Let's see if I agree. Let's go. Let's progress
I'm a question break a poor quality. Guys the question to break a bullshit and construct good shit
Okay, that's good
Yeah, my character is like Brockwood
I thought Grock was a hot girl, but you know
Yeah, I'm doing it. What are you doing? We're breaking bad things to make good things
What are you breaking it with? I need to make new ones
What's that here?
What do we like do we like take what room we want to focus on is this the room we want to focus on no
Press complete I'm doing the breasts
Hold on let's get a biggie first before we did the answer right?
It's called failure, but he keeps it at the old nap.
Now, that's just it, that's not it.
Is this?
Use what?
OK.
All right.
Let's go so I keep my eyes on you guys.
Let's go down to the big letters.
Wait, all these quests were pre-elevator.
Like.
Really?
Guys!
Guys!
No, no, no, it's just going to be us two.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Wow
How are we supposed to know?
Let's just go there and try to test it
Let's just loot this thing if we can get in and get back up
Alright, go quick, go quick, go quick
It's all on the ground here
Badder
Wait, it's 2x room? Why do we get 2x loot?
Wait, we're 2x now?
What the fuck?
I'm going to carry this box around it.
John Park?
What do you want?
Oh
Hello
Coming
Is that what you mean?
No
what's that money I need the good items
Rads!
She's a Radsman?
Oh, what is that?
Should I go get the basket, Jack?
I should go back and put my baskets back over here.
Money.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Money.
Oh!
Blue chair could be good for money.
Hey, it's pillow chair!
Oh my god, it's good. That's good money.
Maybe I'll bring the basket back.
Guys?
Guys?
I
Guys guys
Like I stop
There's that cash money!
What's up, man?
Very cute.
Wait, you're dead?
I want it, should we go on it?
People are shy.
Uh, I don't know.
Get on the yellow line and we'll get out.
There was a spot I wanted to go explore.
Oh
You can find me to jump you can't know
Ouch
Rads Rads Rads Rads
of
the
of
the
of
out I can't actually lift anything I can just make music and follow you around
with the slightest difference in the other is no
out of your arms gone
it really gone yeah I'm ready okay let's get this maximum I'm right here and
I'm never wrong.
This thing is my stuff.
It's coming, it's coming, right?
Wait, isn't this thing farther away?
Oh no, I'm done with that.
Run!
Wait, where's home? Where's home?
Where's home wrong way wrong way where I'm scared it's gonna
where's home
Thud.
Thud.
Thud.
Thud.
Thud.
Thud.
Thud.
Thud.
Thud.
Thud.
Find a home!
Find a home!
I got the point.
Here!
Here!
Robby's here!
Robby's here!
Robby!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh my god
Hey guys, welcome home.
You guys alright?
Oh my god, I popped off that round.
Okay, I found like a cool thing and then I did went outside and I went there and I found it
And I got the stuff and I clean the house. Very nice. Hold on. Oh, you got a body
Yeah, watch really actually very cool
Look in this painting yeah, you see that there's a
Closer come on Lisa
Tell myself to get my body back.
It's not.
Please don't say that.
It's down to the center.
I'm sorry.
I'm all in there.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Hey, guys, yeah, we got some new guns.
We got guns now.
Red!
Red to green.
Red to green.
So what do you want to upgrade next?
Wait, why is the robot dying itself?
What's it doing on the TV I'll go on
So this meant to kill people or I mean how much money do we have
Maybe we finished cleaning the house we have $200
well they clean the house only gets you so far right look at this room right you
get what our almost there well I mean as well right yeah but what when he's
with luck I already cleaned the whole floor look you can make it you can put
stuff down oh I see 98 any eggs
I'll put something up. So now what?
Did that help?
98.
Our biggest one is just on building outside.
Hold on.
There we go.
105.
105.
So we have 5 HP at it.
All right
We need to level up a room to level three in order to I think you just put on this one then this one with the items
So we're not a lot of new items in it right we have to build it right yeah, we're at the building
Oh
Okay
um i think that the best you can get is a plant 50 for 50 for 10
yeah plants are probably the best
plants yeah
there we put it next to this
oh this is unique
xqcl
is it unique?
That's not it.
That's not it.
144.
174.
Oh well.
If we break...
46
I need to get some lights in here. It's gonna it doesn't look very nice without a light
Six for 30
Christ to see someone still feels these property
How did you place have color options underneath that? Oh my god, brother. I didn't see that
Wait ruin them
Wait like it's blown to all decor but how do you know these things though guys guys
Who's it?
What the hell is that thing?
Who's it that thing?
How do we?
Do we need water?
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Who's it that thing?
Do we need water?
Do we need water?
Yeah, it's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Let's go out.
Let's go out.
Let's go out.
you out of the out
nobody in the back and it's not that's also we got like a portion back
back
nobody not
yet we did
Oh
Let me go back downstairs, let me go back downstairs
We're almost at level 2, I'm level 3
Everyone finish your questions, go, go, go, go
You sound horrible, I have you downstairs
That is flat
High score level 3.
So now we're going to go deeper?
Yo, where's the guy that's there?
He went outside, he's exploring.
There he is, come down!
Does it sound better now?
Yeah.
By the way, lights give everything better of XB.
I'm learning the outside.
I'm using my little...
I like this and I'm going all the little places up. Oh, okay. Let's get it. Let's go
Let's go
What
Oh fuck!
Jump!
We're going to jump.
Oh, the forgotten way.
Damn, this looks sick.
Guys, there's going to be three monsters or more.
It's like a maze.
The first thing we have to figure out is where's the...
The loot here is insane!
Where's the...
Ow! Wait, where's the bin?
Where's the bin?
Where's the den?
Insectives?
What, minus xp?
Have you found the place where you dropped the loot?
No.
Ow, somebody just hit me?
I have a gun. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it.
You're mine. You hit me, you moron.
Yeah.
You killed a few mates.
Dude, he's got a good million health. Okay.
Oh, shit. I'm bad. Uh, how do I get back to my body?
Okay.
I keep trying to press auto reload, holy fuck.
Monster, monster, monster!
You wanna kill or what?
I'm out of ammo. I think you won.
It's later. I can die, I can die to them.
Out of them, out of them, out of them!
I thought you were home.
There's another one, there's another one.
That's that one, that one's Brian, that one's Brian.
He's doing damage to us.
We can't.
I can shot him, I can shot him.
I thought you were home.
I'm gonna pack fast for that
am I dead
Okay, is this dead?
Well, there you can reach Anna.
I don't get it guys you find me a pet maybe
Ah, this is definitely a get the fucker.
Oh, uh, Javon, have to find a pet first though, no?
I don't think it's impossible to get a pet anywhere now.
Wait, is that going to be lose the entire round?
Let's take a look at the shots.
Wait, did we lose the entire game?
I know we're good, we're good.
Wait so we lose we don't lose progression
I was gonna get I guess
Okay, that was wild holy shit that was way too bad it like that was impossible
We go back to level one
Guys, let's go back, let's go back in, let's go back in, let's go back in, let's go back to level one.
Guys, guys, let's get down there.
Honey, are you specific?
Oh, you can get a free one here if it's on.
Yeah, it's on first.
Guys, are we going or what?
I think we should always bring the pet though for free life, no?
I'm not sure.
Chat box?
What do you say?
She'll always bring the pet so we get a second life.
Is that my hat?
Who needs a hat?
Very nice.
Rob, do you have a hammer?
No, sir, do you want me to take you over here?
What if I stay here, then I use the spark fuel out right now, and then I'd like to...
What?
What if I get...
Yo, I don't need my spark to turn to somebody else outside.
Uh-oh.
I think your body would have stayed and we would have just used it tomorrow.
Uh, guys?
Yeah.
Oh, level one.
Oh, so it resets...
Yeah, it resets when you die, unfortunately.
Yeah, just get somebody passed. Let's just be running. Just be done. Just be done.
Did it not blow up?
Let's check it.
What the hell?
That's a shaker.
That's a big shmoney!
What is that?
I should always just carry an enemy around, just to slow the traps.
Um...
There's your big stuff for fur.
Can't you get more scrap?
I use those readers as bombs to get more stuff around it, no?
Oh, it doesn't break stuff around it.
Where's my dad?
Where?
Just where?
Oh, I see.
What about this?
Bang!
Guys, believe me, it makes them shwony!
No, is there any good items in this game like like some very good items?
All prime deeper layers actually.
I got purple I got purple purple or
dude these these words are insane
no no trick I don't know if you fun this
either if you go to your orbit and you
right click yeah yeah tells you what
items have already yeah so that
Also, some of these frames, I found the frames, that's where good money, we're gonna bring
it back home.
Oh.
Blue plan?
Oh, sorry, yeah, this is the blue plan.
Oh yeah, bring it, bring it, bring it, I'm gonna get the frame.
Um, what if I were to blow this up like this?
Do you plan on playing a horror game tonight?
Please, my last five dollars, I can't afford my only fans
sub to Finster anymore, please horror.
Oh my god so much money that's the strap man
I'll distract him and grab the coins.
I'll distract him.
Grab the coins.
There's another monkey out there.
That means he's gone.
Yeah, that's what I did for you.
Wait a minute.
He's coming in.
Come on, he's coming in!
What are you doing?
Okay, maybe I block it.
Maybe I block it with a big ass chest.
I'm gonna aggro him here and then bait him.
You're the last one.
He's coming.
maybe hit him off
wait it doesn't go wrong
I
Have so much loose
holy fuck absolutely nice one again
guys we are rich we're rich as fudge so
yeah because I found the trick yo I found
an abuse an abuse of the system what you
do is that you take radiators you put
in items and you blow it the fuck up
I don't think it's a little three now every day. I do. Yeah, we need to be well now.
I said there's a new something something should we roll this little buddy little buddy real quick.
Okay, real quick.
Here it is.
Now that you've found those, let's give it a go.
Oh, you'll keep that.
Oh, we need to find the detector in the layers.
Alright, I'm going to reroll.
That's cool.
Oh!
Repair? What is that? Repair go?
This is for healing your teammates.
Guys, the sawtooth blade!
We don't have enough money for it, though.
How much is that?
Very little.
It's 200. Oh my god, I have 197.
Actually, I got it.
Use it well.
Oh, it's shared. That's right. Yeah, you can have it.
Shabay!
I believe.
What if you buy it at the same time?
Nah, dude, there's no way.
I didn't do it.
I'm just sweeping.
Guys, I think he wants his friend.
He wants this guy.
I want his friend in the deepest layers.
Is that the cave you were in?
the last level I thought. Wait, isn't that the front right here?
I'll do my, everybody, we'll go back in. Put it in, put it in here.
Gamble, Gamble, Gamble. There!
That's nice, that's fucking nice.
We have 800 wood, we can repair some stuff as well.
Should put it in here? I got the parts.
I'm as well, fudge it.
budget.
So why not?
The lights.
There's one more XP.
The elevator room.
We'll do that after.
This is going to be the clog wheel.
Holy shit, San just discovered a new unit of time, one ex-ducee sentence, 14 unfinished
thoughts.
Wow.
Dude, that looks fucking beautiful.
You're beautiful.
Guys, we're almost on the floor.
We're going back in.
Everybody back in.
Is that an XP?
Seven per one XP, life's better.
Yeah, but life helps other shit though.
The spawn is a press room, a trivac, and the unit can be recycled, but...
Uh, okay.
Back to work, everybody! Back to work!
Work, work, work.
Yo, there's a stamina room we have to find to upgrade that. Stamina is very important.
Okay.
Work, work.
Oh, my god, lights off.
Whoa, what the?
I like it.
Lights off.
Hold on.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I don't want the door.
I found footballs.
Good, good, good, good.
I
Car radio to blow everything up
Whoa
Yes
Our friend oh friend oh another cripple put in the chest with a chest I have a chest here
Shmoney Shmoney
any bubbles I get on the chest purple this is the green one I'm thinking
It has to be big money.
Yeah, I've got to create a boss.
Can you drive the little guy back to home?
Yeah.
I have some loot. That chest was 40 by itself. Really? $40? We have 40 cool points.
40 again right from the rich.
Very good.
Guys?
What about this though?
What?
Okay, I'm gonna put a bunch of stuff next to the radiator and load up.
Three hundred!
It's blue Jack, blue!
25 dollars only that was a lot I heard that that that was a lot of money
Wait, is there anything else in here?
Wait, wait, my Lodge 1 Alpha.
Why, my Lodge 1 Alpha?
When you get a Corbini, you're smack everything down to a Prispa.
What does this do? Why do you do this?
This is everything else.
We need raw materials, the wood.
of wood. Oh, okay, okay. So this is gathering. Okay, okay. So whenever you see a radiator,
blow it up. It's coming. Okay. I think we're ready to go home. Okay. I think so too. There's
I
Know the killer grandma
Should we kill her
What
We made it fortune
I'm like four purple items
Oh
We miss some
Guys, yes, you guys need to pay attention more to the water like the water that we upgraded like I didn't be see
I grabbed a plant with my hands and my hands got stuck and I it just lifts the fuck out of the game
It's great. Oh
Wait
What is that we can put stuff on a wall?
And they're gonna go up it was
I'm going to enter!
Oh, radiator! Oh, 20XB!
Check that out.
This guy, go up everything and be careful!
Be careful!
So, you can press R by the way and like go upstairs to our house.
Wait, I'll come back.
And you can open the doors and shit up there.
From down here.
There's a cave to our south, or the, like, minor house?
I
The show goes back level we want to buy more weapons. I maybe we have a little room then fuck it
Attack power, let's do that power fuck it
Let's fix the room. Yo, listen to me was that the explorer I went to that cave out there that way
But we can't get there unless we exit out the back door somehow right right right there with a fucked out loop
So maybe we'll get there. Why do you think you know you can you can I can
You don't need to exit through a back door like that. You could go out the window
Break it just break it
Thanks me top of corner. Okay. I see it
Oh my god, I wish you would just listen cuz I can fucking grab a chair and just toss him through a chair like really far oh
Okay, yeah, I want to start this
Dude that looks cool shit
So in this room, uh, uh, we need, we need 50 more XV.
Uh, yeah, this is an interesting design choice.
Because it's not over yet.
It's not over yet.
You're moron.
Okay, okay.
You could cut the magic character now.
I finished this room now.
Oh, yeah, I did it earlier.
Cause there's more items, I think.
Um.
Ooh, wait, I have to do cool ones.
Dude
Well, yes, that's hard
Yeah, let me know
Let's go to the cave then how do we go to the cave?
Okay, so like you have to go outside but what I can do, okay tech you sit on a chair
I throw the chair really far so you get a huge head start. Let's do it. Let's damage. Let's do it
Step one, okay, bro call the chairs
Yeah
Okay, so like sit in the chair and
Then I could like fucking toss you out the window
So you get like super ahead, but I don't know where the fucking cave is. Do you?
Oh, he said nice
Okay, wait, he's bringing stuff back
Vegas I was gonna say when you come in here. I have an idea
You're actually blocking the edges, okay
No, let me talk first when you get there you can heal in a bed and both caves in full heal
So you can make it both ways. Okay, that's cool
I was gonna say you can sit on the chair and then I could launch you so you get like
Yeah, I think we go down the deep letters again make some money and then we can do all that
Okay, we have a bed here. I'm one HP. Okay. I hope first
So is this game about going as far as we can what about what about in over there in the victory
Okay
wait were you actually able to make it to the back? was he able? where is he?
how do you heal? how do you heal?
he goes through the chair attack, I launch you and then you go
alright, let me come back here
so how do you heal?
I don't know, I hope that there's something to heal
I don't know, where did the chair heal?
alright alright, oh my god
yeah, okay
there is loot there, right?
but, yeah, okay so yes
yes, okay
yeah, you got a good arm?
Let me on. Let me on.
Spencer, how far is the acreto?
Where's the bed at? Where's the bed at?
The bed's in the caves, and the caves is a bed.
Wait, how much health is in here?
I'm gonna go heal. I'm gonna go heal. I'm gonna go heal.
But why is the bed here, though, Chet?
It's over the hill.
I could bring it home, yeah, in our own.
Hey, does that see it up?
It's just annoying.
Oh, you respawn.
Because I bought the bed back, look at him!
Oh, that was smart. Good job.
That's a full healer. Don't break it.
That's a full healer.
Ah, my fucking head!
So where's my body at? What?
I- I lost a melee attacker!
What's in it?
Oh, no.
Wait, is there hammers here? Then where's the thing then?
Wait, where is it?
I
Mean if you guys want if you guys want to go explore it
I
Don't have a hammer get the hammer other free hammers downstairs, and then the shot
Where's my body at I
Think it died no
You might have to just completely die with the orb if you go outside
How'd that work?
There's a
I'm guys
Is how do I read
Yes, how do I read
the left room I mean the chat the chest is what oh guys where's the sword at the
I don't know if you guys go
There you go
Okay
It's our sword, but it's all good
Okay, you want to do a level with me then
Yeah, let's do a lot of ourselves.
You're trying to give me a straddle to put a bunch of wooden items of any generality,
ultra radiator and a puncher radiator.
It blows every...
I got 250 wood and one single puncher there.
Oh, that's smart.
I mean, let's just, I mean, let's just, I'm not losing it, I'd like to lose all progress
for the whole team.
Quick!
Loot it!
Quick, Loot it!
Oh, Bob.
What's Bob?
What's Bob?
What's Bob, though?
What is this?
I think it's frozen.
Oh, they're frozen, yeah.
Not bad, huh?
Be careful, be careful.
I think it's frozen.
Oh, they're frozen, yeah.
Not bad, huh?
Be careful, be careful.
The scrapper's over here.
Over here.
Is that him?
I found my boy!
Look, my boy!
Oh shit what the hell I think that's the question you wanted
I'm gonna can stop in the in the other
Ha, thank you
We can't leave it, we need to make some, at least a little bit of corner.
I'm not going in here.
Oh, what was that?
What's in here, though?
A book?
Yuck, it's worth nothing.
We did it!
Should probably bring an adventure so that it has more stuff now.
Um...
I see it.
I
Want to make the radio walk up on the monster
I think it had a little bit note
Wait no!
Check it out!
Fuck out of here.
Dog shit.
Chat, maybe I dropped a combo, no?
Hold on, let hims.
Is it a good basket?
Uh, no.
That's good, kinda loaded it.
100 to where
And in here
And the way home is here right
And your members in the chat box
So red
I've extracted over six purples on my four hundred coins. Okay huge
Um, hold on, Bob, hold on, watch out, I'm putting all the wood there.
Good job, yeah, exactly, I like that, that's what we do.
But where's the, where's the uh, the breaker?
Straight, straight ahead.
Watch out, uh, uh, enemy.
I gotta kill him.
Don't die, I need you.
You really all day, all day.
Why do you look like you're gonna do it?
Wow.
We could go home already, but oh wow, that is a ton of money.
Wow.
Oh wow.
Yeah, I don't know what I even put in there.
That's crazy.
Should we go home?
We can go on and work.
We can do one.
And that we were yeah, but now we're gonna like free-rolling is it another this job double 2x though I
Saw radiator we can blow up again
Also, there's a bed for us to heal as well. You know I mean
There's a bed somewhere
Find a radio you're an animal
Nope
No, no, no, but it is dodge it
That's all buddy. See that there's a buddy here
That rest I heal
Oh, I do you money again huge
Should bring the bed home. No, we have a bed home. No
What do you mean?
A mental P, an instant stamina that you've helped me to give you health.
I didn't give you any stamina actually.
You lied.
Oh, I guess.
I mean, why would you lie to me?
What's up with your mic anyway?
It sounds like shit.
Is that how you do it at the Mr. Bird, the Mr. Bird?
Nanny?
I mean, am I supposed to tell you guys here?
I don't know where to go.
Huge.
We put the bed in the elevator.
Ah, just take fire damage at home!
Don't!
Look at it, look at it, look at it!
I gotta put points in for the coolest, coolest ones.
Go, go, go!
Dude, we just pressed and bunny, we popped up, we did so good!
Wow! Holy fuck!
Where's my pet?
My pet is not coming.
He's lost.
But, have you had a question yet?
No.
We did something.
We did something.
We bought a chair
And then I took him outside and I threw him on the balcony on the chair, and he's on the second floor now.
Yeah, but I'm not on the second floor while he's giving me the keys. The question's unlocked. I should unlock this question, right?
Yeah, but he, uh, so, he opened like a bunch of, like some stairs, and we got a bunch of money and stuff.
Five hundred gold and 1.1k wood!
No, yeah, we popped off there. That was actually huge.
I thought that was a red one.
Bear
Open a sign
Common yikes
Piggy banks upstairs that we broke yeah, I will not be this this room one more time. I promise one last time
me a monkey baby.
Oh, making it prove.
Wait, can we not write anything on it?
You can't grab it.
No, I mean that's about as much as we can do.
So yeah, we're at 266.
Oh, Romba's there.
Where are the rods?
I don't know.
I just bought it.
I mean, 25 marks, B.
He's blocking the way I can't
Let's just get a TV
And then 12 more
Maybe another TV
Or maybe
Two lamps of E
This is plus six see that because it helps the other one
Not it's the one color though. Fudge me
Yeah
Right the light does help other
We did it shop level four huge
Big hammer to big hammers 200 by fuck it. I mean, it's our money. We made that money
We deserve that money. Yeah, I mean, we're gonna have to have the hammer. I still have the hammer
So what everybody open it the main room though?
Attack power fuck it send it
out there I don't think we have to yeah yeah watch watch watch
let's get rid of this fuck-ass chair hey hey give all my decorations don't break
them sorry sorry sorry sorry my bed okay sit
no no no no no no no no do the do the thing we sit in the chair and you leave
your body yeah okay
Okay, so so the disadvantage is that if you try to flick someone while they're in the chair and knocks them off the chair
but
There's a butt
You're still faster in the chair. So instead of flicking you. I just like I just take you out there and give you a huge head start
Right. Yeah, do it. Okay. Okay, so just you just stay in the chair
you can stay in the chair you can stay in the chair wait really? okay here we go
they thought about this
this is crazy
i have no idea
I
Yeah, you know I see the vision I think
There's a problem as well on the walls are fixed. We need to clean up a little bit of the dirt and floors
What's up, oh
there I just sit in the chair and you burn your stamina that I use mine once
I'm already halfway smart okay okay let me respond let me respond to them
hold on it's not bad okay
Oh
Hold on
Beautiful
Wait, which one this is feminine, okay, I mean the only time like speed so well report work complete for
yeah if we get a lamp and it upgrades other stuff like there's room's empty why
we're living like two off yeah we got a break stuff yeah there's nothing there's
nothing right in that one all right let's go right if we you guys maybe me and
him go still we go to the players again I'm ready to go deep like I don't
Let's go. Let's go.
We weren't trying to stay.
We were just doing shit.
Okay. By the way, we're now deeper and we need to get a key
because I found the path and we finished the class.
Now we need to get a key.
Guys, we did this.
The key is to go second floor.
We did this.
I don't know what this is.
I don't know what this is.
It's not me.
I didn't want to mess with it because I thought it was you.
Is it the path?
If he comes back and he did it again, we blow him up.
Please.
Not bad actually.
Blank?
I don't know what card was actually.
Maybe we get a shot at the spot?
Alright, be responsible, please be responsible.
It's a weathered matter, deep layer.
I have the key! I have the key!
I have a key. I'm gonna leave it in here, okay?
Cuz if I die every hour is not it. I left it. Yeah, good. I put it in the elevator
I got a monkey and I go very nice man
Oh, I'm gonna die outside.
It's all good.
It doesn't fit in the fucking thing.
Same thing.
Uh, demon, demon, demon.
Money.
Okay.
Now what?
I have a lot of rads.
We're not the winner there, right?
With the final omen.
We're not the event of that, right?
With the firehulk.
Oh my god.
They put a long hallway.
Is it like an illusion?
I
Know
Okay.
Okay, so we have the end of the hallway though, so yeah.
The chest.
That was a little bit too close. I didn't like that very much.
What am I hearing?
Where's the scrapper?
I need to go put this block in it.
Bro look, I got a purple painting and it has a gaze with multiple telephones.
Oh my god, it's in there.
What's in the room here?
Yeah, it's your room.
Oh good one, that's funny.
I'll come back. I'll come back.
Wait, what do you got? What do you got?
Uh, there's another in there. Is this the cell?
Oh my god, that's actually back to the window.
Hi.
There's a bed in there.
I'm gonna try it.
No radiators though.
No radiators though.
Wait, there's a scrapper here.
of
of
of
of
of
of
Dude, really?
Oh, I could build my own radiators and bring them in there.
But it costs a lot of wood to do that, though.
So, why do we want this for home, man? I think we should just break it.
I don't think this gives you room XB, does it?
12XB.
Well, it does, but...
I'll bring it then I guess.
I hear that.
You okay?
Oh don't mind me.
I'll just find this guy.
We're gonna need to stop him here.
I'm almost dead.
Are you guys ready to go?
Yeah, I'm ready to go, I think we should go.
Did you guys find the cell there?
No.
Man, you died, I think we should go, I think we should go.
I think we should go.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
Are you ready to go home?
Maybe we bring this on as well, then.
Oh no, no, no.
Monster monster monster!
Oh! Wait!
Did they just kill himself?
I baited him! Wait, hold on!
There's a bunch of shit in this elevator. Should we put it in?
No, no, no, no. This is for home. It's for home.
I'm going to go home.
I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home.
That's a key with two cell cards.
Okay.
Well, I'm bringing a lot of...
I'm going...
We're kind of poor though!
Yeah, the T.S.
There was a shopkeeper in there that had some interesting-
Am I blurry?
I am blurry.
Oh, this stuff does come along well.
Guys, look, look, everybody look at this, this way.
You guys ready?
Yeah, look at these paintings.
Don't break it
Hey, but what does that do though?
Look that's someone well, that's our house
No, that's the cover of the other house, but it's the cover of the left of the house of the house
It's the one I found the bed in it
No, it's it's the house house then outside my side cave it doesn't mean there's nothing really good about it
Yes, it is
It literally is not what it was when we were down there. It was a whole different budget rooms. Oh, they scammed you
Let's see what we get
Guys training a hole is level three now. Let's turn this here
Yeah, I'm only fun to keep at the second. This is the question. I look
Whoa
There's a radiation everywhere
Oh, yeah, X. You sound horrible. You need you need to go and descend a little bit. Yeah, man. You'll die. Do I mean?
Oh!
Actually, it's not that bad.
So, how do we fix up- fix upstairs then? It's a full poison.
You can clean the poison up.
I'm gonna ask him actually.
Burn away the raw, you have to burn it then.
How do we burn? Is there a tool or should we chop it or something?
Uh, maybe I go on fire and then I go up?
Should I stick my gun or have them look at you?
Finish and the checks fail.
I'm going to go back to the building and get the fire.
There's no fire.
I'm going to get the fire.
I'm going to get the fire over here.
I don't want to get it down.
OK.
There's a how to you.
Go, go, go, go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Guys, release.
Did that burn anything or no?
No, we didn't make it in time.
But how did you cause this burn, though?
I figured it out, I figured it out. Come, come, come, come.
Look at this, look at this, look at this, right?
Place it down right here. Oh yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Break that motherfucker.
15 spots, but you guys know.
I
Show up in a kick this is the whole site down
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What does that mean?
Yeah, I'm ready to go to the players, or what else, just keep it burning to the top,
huh?
There's a bunch of stuff in the cave I could break so I could just go there.
Hey, hey, hey, I need gold. Wait, I need to send that.
One more plant, we can reduce the chance of negative rolls on the elevator right now.
One in the basement.
One more plant, maybe we could just bring some of that we brought back, right?
From the place?
Yes. I can just take this one, right?
I don't know if that's the worst, it works like that.
Yeah, but we just left XD over here though.
No, this is not it, this is not it. We don't want to give it to you. We don't want to give it to you.
Just bring it. I'll bring this as well.
Yeah, it'll work. It'll work.
Look what it gives you. It gives you better art. You're not going to get rats in the elevator as often.
Isn't that broken?
Yeah, it's kind of broken yet.
I'll take one of these. I have two. I have two.
Thank you. What is it that I do? I'll just repair, right?
I have to go. I have to go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this the same tower guy?
No, this isn't it. Oh fuck, we don't have them.
We're just trying to find the door. Oh my god.
What the fuck is that?
Because they're trolling you.
He sticks with it.
Let's go.
I mean let's just go find the plain door guys.
And then we can clear the ocean.
Let's go, I got to send it.
I'm not going to let it be.
You can heal with your killer.
What does it mean guys, what does it mean?
I'm level 5 now.
The Crusher is here.
Found the what?
I
Found what look at it. I found the flamethrower guy. Oh, I don't waste always the juicer
Any radiators we could use
With a devil
Repair juice
Guys
Give me that, give me that pushing in there!
Check, can we use the...
Yes, I have an idea!
I have an idea!
I'm gonna bait him, I'm gonna use force pushing
From my, from my spear!
Watch out, watch out!
No, come here, come here!
Bring him over here!
Bring him to the room that has, um...
Come here.
I'm bringing him, I'm bringing him.
Can you hear it?
Over here, over here.
Ready over here, very nice.
Yeah, over here, over here, come over here.
Where'd you go?
Yeah, ready?
Ready? Come on.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I got him! I got him!
Come on, come on, come on!
Okay, let's go.
There we go, there we go.
Dude, easy!
What the hell are we doing?
Now we know how to do that.
That's busted!
We should do that every time.
Okay, come here come here find water, but okay, I'm gonna stay at him over here. Okay
Hold
More
baseball baton for free this is gonna blow the fuck up out
Stack it, stack it, stack it.
I got this good enough, this good enough, ready?
Get up.
Get away from it.
Get away, get away, get away, get away!
Fuck.
What the fuck?
It, it flew away. I mean, I have another one.
I know you did that
My god, I'm sorry how much I'm not you 300 400 it's not better all
um
Any help any help I have to have a little lady thing
I'm coming.
Where's that noise?
Quickly.
I don't know, let me outgrow.
Coming, she's coming.
I can't, I can't.
Oh fuck.
Knock the fuck out.
Shut up.
Wait, what?
I'm gonna go grab one of the guys with a question.
Wait, was that noise?
Guys, was that noise?
I've free gun as well.
You good? Okay.
was that noise, did you hear that noise though?
I should hear myself now
Dude, are you fucking serious?
Is any more looter we just we get out
Everything is blown up. Did they die did they die they might have I haven't seen them around yet
Shave, shave the bat on these items or not.
Jesus, that went down 30 seconds.
Alright, let's go home.
I don't need a lot of wood.
Whoa!
Big guy, big guy, big guy, big guy.
We'll book by doing it again, right?
Yeah.
We don't get the money though. Maybe I've been in in this bunch of this. Um, what the hell?
Do I go?
Fuck it.
Guys?
Yeah, we're fighting, we've been fighting a boss. Hi, nice to meet you.
I have a gun, I have a gun, I have a gun.
There we have it
I mean
That it good job
It's money it's not even a lot of money so they're very little money
I had a ball well I already have a budget I'll be a heel slut
what I think with the ball here I think with the ball here put in here we can't put the
ball in here that's where we got it from buddy that's why he's fun oh
We took Indiana Jones, we took it in a boss plan.
But, I can't look at this shit!
Fuck this.
So what?
Wait, wait.
Let's go.
It's on!
He's so slow.
Oh, he's really lit.
I don't know what to do with this.
Wow, I hear me.
I don't know what to do.
Yeah.
And that's gonna go P. Wow.
Yeah, it's so much better.
Yo, do you think we got enough?
I can grab that.
Yeah, we got enough we just get out of here. Yeah, we're very rich
Ah, yeah, I'm sleeping more friends are loose on the way out
How much do we get that 120 that day? What was 120?
I mean, I got a glue, a baseball bat, and a gun from this one though, I mean that's
That's mehmer.
That's where?
Uhh...
I already put him on the money.
What?
Oh my god.
Dude.
I thought he was in on the ground
Yeah, I thought you were on the ground man
I feel bad, I'm sorry man, I'm sorry I failed you
I failed you
Okay, uh guys we need to burn the rocks. Oh, yeah, because we need the lights
What is it
Where'd the monkey go?
Is he at these lamps though?
Oh
The flame door guys you do not have them no, I don't know what I don't know where you went I try looking for
No way
this is working why is this why is it 15 though I mean there isn't even two
things must break
I
Drunk it
I
Want two more, but where though this out of here. Oh, yeah
Ceiling is disgusting too, though
Oh, that's good.
We did it!
There we go.
No, it wasn't anyone.
Yeah, this room is permanent, Sam, and I want to upgrade this ASAP.
Finished.
Nice.
Good job!
65.
Very well done.
Very well done
Now we talk to two, uh, nobody
All right
He spawns on the end, where's it
And he spawns on the end upstairs
Someone
That's upstairs
Oh, hey, it's a progressing bench to repair bench.
This is $100.
I didn't listen to what he said.
So what do you do with this?
What do you do?
So you you'd put enough radar so it means maybe put it out in a minute
Down with waggle bell, but it's loads of ability what I do with it
What is it?
I think I just repaired it.
No, no, no, no, it glows green, it glows green, it's glowing green.
You upgraded it.
I think that's cool.
Well, it's probably like, if you get that sword you had earlier, that badass sword
and then upgrade that, that'll probably be sick.
Yeah.
Let me just take a stats of it.
6, 10 damage.
Oh yeah, take your body.
Why don't? Why you didn't know?
Oh.
Okay, level up to the floor room, so we need to go up to this room particularly.
I like the rug personally.
move motherfucker he's not gonna fucking move
I'm fixing it we need 40 I can do that
we're gonna go to all right wait who took all the water we just know
who's using all the water
Who is using the water?
You can buy an item and then later, like, upgrade it and repair it.
Guys, guys, who used all the wood?
We used it upstairs when we were repairing that room so we could upgrade our stamina.
Okay, because the question is to upgrade any of the rumor.
I know you guys fucked it, but it's okay though.
I'm gonna heal and then we can go down again.
So how do you win the game then? How do you win the game?
I don't know, fixing this whole building up, I guess?
I think we have it in the floor as well, and we have to fix it up.
I mean, I'm slipping. Why are you guys doing that?
Hey, am I bothering you?
Yeah, yeah, you're like the Therian Zelda.
Hi.
I'm the blue on your shoulder, and he's the red on your shoulder. I'm the devil
He's I say I say we go do another run. I'm ready
By the way
Jump jump over parkour is parkour checking
Also, I don't think you use the wall as look go to the wire
Look
Give your own little arsenal exactly
I'll leave one of the things line has your
Actually, I can't need that. Oh, yeah, take it and take it and take it. I have a deal
It's way speed
I don't want to stand, I want to save it.
Are you stupid?
Don't look at me like that.
Don't look at me like that.
You're a fucking stupid, don't look at me like that.
All the guys, you.
So what was in the shop in there?
So what was in the shop in there?
Is there ever a shop in there?
Because we have to shop again.
Oh, we need to blow this up.
Find a way to get it and blow this shit up.
I got it.
Have it move.
Move.
Mom, it's already up.
It's already up.
What's going on?
Woo!
Holy shit.
Look at all that.
500!
I should have bought a mallet.
Purple sound thingy, big money, big money.
Oh, we could build it by here.
Wait, I already just got your ass, right?
of
the
of
the
of
Um, lights?
Oh wait, the puzzle's already done.
Yummy, little chocolates.
So where's the good loot though?
I feel like we're down to the very bottom layer levels.
21 bucks.
8 bucks.
I mean, this is gonna have worthless.
Yeah, I need a basket.
Any baskets?
Guys?
That looks like it's early game then.
Is it?
Okay.
There, don't do that. I hate it.
Radiator's good.
Whoa.
I'm getting to put items down to move around.
fuck out of here, man
what's up?
what if someone in here?
aww, I don't know, I'm just doing my thing
water's electric, don't touch it
oh wow, thank you, man
oh god
Okay.
For nothing.
Did you give me like the um like the Angola lore strata?
Right?
Boom!
Now what?
Wait, all of these are great loot?
And now there's no shots.
Wait, nobody- did this circle around actually?
Okay, I mean, that's just saddened
Like what are the good items that is restraining it where's the money
I guess we're gonna burn this
Bruh.
Oh!
Is that room?
No, sir.
Wait.
Okay, it's full of rads.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, it's full of rags.
They're batting everybody over it.
I
Can he's batting or what?
No
dude
Guys you guys
You guys put an infected robot to make our robots another all infected who's you guys I've never seen I think in my life
Where's the where's the pressure? Where's the pressure? It's still at right to the right?
are you scared so I want one day
I mean, what is he doing?
He's just stuck there?
The flint door guy's gone.
It doesn't- it doesn't- it doesn't- it doesn't have another, uh, world and valley.
I'm gonna just go back home.
Maybe in the rads?
That's blue.
Wait, blue- blue?
Is that a blue table?
I don't think it should bring us home, though.
Guys!
Guys?
Guys, can we go home?
Oh
Out
Guys, can we please go home?
Did you die?
No
Can we go home please?
Should we bring the boss back?
Even though they're ready to do it?
Yo, these guys are giving us the idea, guys.
Oh, that's really good.
Put the rest, put the rest, put the rest, put the rest.
Brother, can you help me out?
We need to go home, we need to go home!
We need to leave, please leave!
No, no, no!
We need to fuck with it, we're out of here!
I got five purple zero I'm full right out of wazoo
I'm going to kill you.
Go clean your rads, you fucking moron.
What are you doing?
I'm going to kill you.
You know what you're going to do, son?
You're going to the barber.
I think you should go clean the rads.
You reset
You go to the what?
Barbershop
I got a... wait, what is this?
I don't know
This is level one, it wasn't making level three, right?
Welcome to the grungle. So let's go and do that
The most good way to do that is the radiators but they blow up so I have to be very careful
What's the second best way to do it
Uh, can you do some quick maths, please?
Oh, plants! Plants are still for desiccant!
No, I can't wait for my money.
I'll fix the walls.
Oh, shit.
Wait, is that good money, though?
Fifty for how much?
Fifty for five is not a great chat.
It's fucking terrible.
I found us a bunch of wood.
good um let me just put his level 3 to do a quest
almost there finished
what did I get? 3% wow
all that for 3%
um well that's pretty big
What?
Wait, wants to do what?
Corrupted Elite again! We need to go kill the corrupted elite!
Should we do a war?
Alright, send it!
Who's the corrupted elite though?
I need to heal, I need to heal, I need to heal!
Just put it on the sun dude!
Oh there we go, it's fixed now.
We're reset the barber! Where's the barb rats?
They found the right person right here.
You go R and then E.
Oh.
What the fuck?
I found a gun on the ground.
Brother, maybe you can feed my gun!
Oh, what? I just found it
Well, I got some cool stuff now
Yeah
I
Know guys, I'm a nice fellow. No, yeah, you look pretty good
I love you guys, let's go kill the couple of leeches
So what does that give us though? What do you guys give us?
Well, they're they're useful, right? I think we just get to have a lot to use them. That's good. I like that
So whenever we go offline who keeps the house?
That's actually I'm probably whoever's hosting a server
Which is you right I mean I guess I mean I don't know
I don't get to have it.
Oh my god, what is this?
How much time do you guys want to go for?
I just want more. I don't want to kill the elite.
Okay, okay.
I mean, how big is this game anyway?
I mean, does it go deep deep?
I feel like this game probably has
like 100 floors or some shit.
Only a little seven there.
Ah, do it, do it, do it.
guys remove this guy remove this guy
guys what what are we gonna do okay
get this guy out of the elevator now
what the fuck
get that guy out of the elevator
wait oh my god
get him out of the fucking elevator
why are you guys talking like that
what is wrong with you
I'm a frog, it's actually a male.
Ladies, are you really a thumb boy?
Oh my god.
You are.
I'm not a thumb boy.
I'm literally the manliest male here.
My head is a male and my mom is a female.
I'm mixed.
Oh, okay.
You got it.
Female, okay.
Where's the boss at?
I don't know.
Rats, rats, rats.
Oh, blue, blue, sir.
Um, is there a radiator so we can get the blotus jawn up?
Oh, there, there?
Oh, my God.
On the gate, on the gate.
Come, come, come, come.
I think I think it's okay. I'm trying to work out right here though
Maybe while I was snacking?
While I was snacking you just flamed for us, so we'll be focused on you because I think you need one tap, so be careful.
Bye, Joe.
Alright.
Got it.
Here we go.
I'm going to go back and... yeah, go to TPTP and then bring your body.
I
Mean
Hi, I'm watch out. I'm watching me
Yeah, some juice as well you do some
Yeah, there's all I see
Yeah, I want to score here.
What is that?
That's a similar thing I did to you.
It's bad what if I need to do it, I need to do it myself.
Give it to me.
Way more for you when I do it.
Ah, you almost got me with that.
It's way better when you do it yourself.
Yeah, you got the rest of them.
Oh, you get us a supermanlet then.
That's huge.
These are the best weapons.
Look at this.
Damn, you almost killed this.
Let's kill this stuff.
What if I'm rid of them?
That'll be massive huge.
That's a bulk of this.
I mean, we could have the main mission
and we could probably go back now.
Yeah, probably go back there.
Hello.
We have no money though.
This is King PVC.
Where do I even begin?
truly the gaming world some might eat you don't believe you're gonna get money in the land
oh my god i was coming
bro blow
i'm gonna put those in the back seat real quick
Okay, where are we?
What the fuck?
Maybe some more of the movie perhaps?
Coming!
Coming!
Oh my goodness, they get it.
Wait, I don't think I got it. I don't think I got it anymore.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna try to kill it there, but I can't.
Okay, I'm here.
Move! Move!
Wait, you went hard, you went harder.
Okay, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Oh, another one, one more.
Move! Move!
Okay, don't break your thing. Keep it somehow healthy.
That's three of them. That's three of the purple balls.
No, no, no, no, the hammer in the game. I got the best item in the game.
Where's the elevator? What is it?
Look, look, look at me.
Ah!
Oh, why are you the pilot man?
Whoa, whoa, you're killing me.
I want to see.
I mean
Oh
Bows can you buy it?
Wait, should I buy the juice? What do you need the juice for when you want to trade?
Let me check
Well, I would just kill this at it make a phone call
Yeah, yeah, well, I would just fucking kill him
Do I have a little fucking thing to try it? No, this is not my trick.
Bitch! Bitch!
Don't break my hammer, I'm gonna break my hammer!
Give me the fucking thing!
No! This is my trick!
Oh no!
No! This is not the Krusty Krab!
This is my trick!
Big!
We got him.
Motherfucker.
Wait, I don't want that rocket, he died!
No! This is my trick!
This is Patrick.
Hello, what's going on?
Oh, it's JP.
Hello?
This is Patrick.
yeah
let's go
so now what oh what is here take me home go do it
purple chair purple chair i have a chair i have a chair
so what's in here then
hey
uh yes i have a chair
ow ow ow
you almost killed me
guys
what happened
uh when i went to the corner
where the loot is at
you uh
You were there so it's not like it.
Hey, how much did it do?
I have extra hammer so we're fine, we should be fine.
Okay, how do we get...
Hey, hey, hey.
Dude, why are you so slow?
Is there not a monkey I can touch?
Oh yeah, there should be a monkey.
I'm bugger, I'm my bugger.
What the fuck?
I
Where is the monkeys? Oh
No
I killed a bunch of weird
excuse me
No monkeys for me
What's up?
Not that I see
Hey, are you bringing that with us? It's so broken. I guess no monkeys
That's gone so
I've got with all the good items as well as the lucky
He had all the purples he had all the purples
Okay, I like this game but my dream some of it is that I feel like it's unnecessarily grindy
Yeah, like you shouldn't need to go down there fucking during the times they did
they like it ain't going you know I mean
but I enjoyed it I enjoyed it pretty much cleaned it's pretty much cleaned up
I'm ready to exit I'm ready to exit
Well I think he
Oh you want to jump to a platform
Okay, look what?
Okay, now, lift it up and I'll bounce from the balcony.
I'm gonna do that, I'll hover it.
Hover it, hover it, hover it, and we air a couple of feet.
Okay, okay.
Hover it, even.
Huh?
Ready?
What?
Okay.
Huh?
No.
Maybe a little higher.
Maybe a little higher.
Why don't I just chair-boost you up there?
Like, why are we doing all this?
I don't, I think, I think they...
Fuck, yeah.
Come here, come here, come here.
You can't go high down.
Oh no, do it again.
Do it again.
Jump on it.
Slowly, slowly.
No, that's good.
I think the hitbox for the balance is on the ground.
It's not up there.
You're in the chair.
Okay.
Alright, and then we just...
Oh, and then I jump off here to boost.
Wait, wait, wait.
And then...
Go again? Go again?
Can you put the blight on the roof?
Okay.
Hi, still on it?
Uh...
There you go.
Got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Here.
I'll boost you, I'll boost you.
There's a chair up here now.
For why?
There's a fourth floor.
roof that's the roof what's up back well if there's no stairs to go there I mean
why bother going there yeah we need it we need a chair there's no stairs they
didn't go there no we're not wasting time that we're discovering things
I'm on the roof.
Let me try it.
What's in that?
Nothing, but I can see the whole map.
That's a military bunker.
So, another in here.
I can fuck, I think Xena's a little bit like, like, unnet potential in there because it looks really good. It functions nice, but it doesn't do anything. Like, it doesn't do anything.
But like if you think about it though like the amount of potential that there should be like all these houses
Should be different houses we could make with loot and robots in them, but there's not
Hey, yeah, you'd be very mysterious, you know
You'd be possible to get there and learn a little bit like you get all the stuff
I'm done with it guys. That was fun though. That was fun though. I really enjoyed that.
Sam, it's okay. We'll get good.
Yeah, it's okay
I'll give it a solid 7.
Yeah, I feel like it's almost meant to be replayable, but I wouldn't replay it.
Does that make sense?
Like if all the mechanics are made to be like, oh yeah, free to play like hundreds
of going downs, but I wouldn't do it again.
But it doesn't mean it's a bad game.
it just doesn't have a long shelf life
i was only ten bucks
oh wow
this is pretty elaborate and pretty well made and looked good so
for that price i mean for it
yo
it's rob one of that what
he's not in this right now
rob's gone but we're here
okay
you know what i was
that's what you know
we should we should do or all the other squad
that
you know i thought that that's not so buggy they're like so i'd love to get some
shit
way out of the list
i don't know it was weird i don't know
it was like a little like in the turd it was like ten fs mature
I really enjoy tanking, I think I'm getting really good with it.
Shoot a business like it?
Why?
Very interesting.
No, you make it squad before we get into the third round.
It's not even playing though.
Spaceware.
What's that?
How do I stop openmiking?
Huh?
Oh, what?
open mic well this video it is like space war what the fuck space war
Oh
Apparently space wise 5 Anna. Oh, yeah, it is
Or some other shit
It's a whole party games. Okay, but why don't I don't know ready now. You know, you know online
I use a different account and play a disc except for a different account
Why did you buy another account?
He's probably banned
Oh, maybe a caught online thing?
Hmm
Well, yeah, I don't know
Just tell me what sir because you know I'm I don't know you know
Yo, did you hear me? Just do I'm mute so far
Turn off the unit chat, maybe?
Go to the chat, guys?
Stop!
Okay, go to your settings and turn down unit volume to zero.
No, no, no, I need that. I need it at the bottom.
It's unit.
I need that though. I used that when I played with the other people.
Oh, I know, but where do we do that? I got...
With the game?
Yeah.
Hold on
Our servers bugged? Why is there no servers?
It shows a lot of servers for me. You might have to refresh
I see it
I'll do me this one
Wait guys, okay, can we go Vietnam this
The unknown that helicopters only us does I go back to us then how do you do that? I
Don't know if you can switch teams once you select. Should you get out there?
Yeah, maybe
I left. Yeah, what's why are you in? I left. I left. We're leaving. We're leaving. Because
I don't know that the headlies on Vietnam side. Why not? I don't know. Because they
didn't, I guess they didn't have, didn't have a lot of them. Technology. What's that?
I mean, technology. Oh, I think it's just, it's the type of warfare that they were
Yeah, yeah, they didn't spec into that strategy on purpose
Right you disappear again, but like for me, yeah, I'm just joining the server. I could join off you once you get
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what do you have though?
Because I so I already had the camera on the different accounts, so I don't want to spend other 30 bucks on buying again
Okay
Let's go ahead and join this
335 at US West
USA I
mean
Yeah, I don't have that easy. No, you can make anyone make it. I made it. I don't have the tutorial
I made it. I made it. I made it. I made it. Join me. Um, um, you red joint join King join King
I'm you I don't think
You it's me
So I this one I this one I assume right yeah, I mean I see it. Yeah, I see it. Um, are you the one that's at the bottom?
Yeah, I'm at the bottom bottom one
I'm gonna give it a buck. I don't see you
You're not in it. Oh, now you're in it Vegas one of me. Yeah, I'm in it. Are you coming in?
You are so loud
Am I the squad leader? I'm dead. Yeah, that's not fair. Wait, that's not getting too cute. Is it barred?
I died.
That's not it.
Yeah, why was one in?
Yeah, I see join a unit that what?
No, that was my unit Vegas you stole my unit man. Oh you can take it
Oh, it's good. Oh, they're dead. I'll leave your spot you kill me kill them
I
Can make a new one there be
Now you can join I won't be a helicopter guy. I'll talk about it. Thank you
You already make a new one wait, I'm gonna eat it now. Why is it not let me get a slug in I'm slugging
what oh my god I can't wait for it to end in a row
uh yo you need to just wait for me I'm coming in
I can't do it early and there's no time to take it off
I'm ready to go
oh shit wait yeah what what's H back then is that is that is that like
Dragon
Okay, so H is dragon now
This thing is way better
Oh, hi velocity on your people in this island. Yeah. Yeah
Hard to see this game though to be real
I'mma say put it on to kill you.
High explosive or high velocity, I understand now.
I'm gonna tell the BS again, nice.
Okay, I'm about to fucking roll them.
Ches, is this tank not as good as the Vietnam tank?
What the fuck are you doing?
Yo?
Yo?
So in the game this thing is worse
Uh, I'm not good at this game. I am the best at this game. I'm the best tank gunner ever ever ever seen
How do you fix the 10FPS helicopter gunner chat?
Yo, I'll take over under, uh, or, uh, spotter.
Can you test your feet? Test your feet with me?
Thank you, thank you, I appreciate that.
It's only in this, uh, gunner.
Where are we going now?
Here.
I don't have any contact nearby, but I think we can just keep going forward.
I
Don't change seats and change back there. That's all friendly
Chattano's a mode you can get anything anything you want right like it's really what goes over here. They can get it
Yeah, yeah, that's what I got was in her spawn killin us
That's that's top
Oh, yeah, we have almost something that's not it's fine
I
Have a heavy heavy heavy
Is that is that for me? Yeah, oh yeah, it's right because we all the hellies are all
No, we're gonna. Yeah. Yeah, we finally have because only hellie is the US
Fixed
Okay, yeah, I'm good. I don't see today. It's time to fucking roll my buddy. All right
let's get low now
I'm at the end, I'm at the end
I'm at the end of the road already
yeah
for what, for enemy tanks you mean?
for enemy tanks?
oh right next to that tank
where, where?
you need a number, there it is
market I didn't know I'm not gonna squad there's one that the tank blue up it's
gone okay I see it
I'm just trying to figure out the matter that we're gonna win I'm removing it
out of the road man I know what I'm doing please
Yeah, they had to shoot one bullet, one grenade at a dead tank that was moving from the road.
Oh, I saw somebody right far right to the right.
Let's just go over the hill so we can push them in on the response.
Yeah, I have no visual from there.
Okay, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Do we have a little, a little over there?
Or around there, I think.
Yeah, probably.
That, that, that.
Switching to AT?
Oh yeah, right there, right there.
I'm watching him right away.
Right, there.
Right up at you, right up at you.
Oh my god, get everybody!
Oh my god, need to adjust!
What's happening there?
I got him, let's go.
I'm smoking himself.
Alright.
Alright, house again.
Got him.
Headshot, be it.
Nice.
Nearby, let's fight it!
I got him again.
I'm gonna smoke, I'm gonna smoke.
Let's fight it, can you ping something?
Let's go again.
No, no, ping enemies.
No, no, no, no, no.
No no no, take enemy, stop stop stop stop!
They're gonna put up on the middle yet!
There is a medic, medic first.
Where is he?
Stop here, stop here!
Okay?
He has to be on the floor.
I see!
Oh yeah
Jesus God, rocket it, holy fuck
That is dead
I just got knuckles
Very nice
Dead
Here we go
Now where?
Where?
I see it, last night
I'll give you five, every time I turn, it's good.
Oh, we're on the other side of the road.
Where?
Pink, pink, pink.
I got it.
Push up a little bit if you want.
I think they did. I just want the response. They can't eat some of it.
I like that, I like that, yep.
You guys very fun?
Uh, yeah, I'm getting a variety. I used to go for one of these.
Yep, you're probably going to be in the jungle to the left here.
Should I go left and see if that works now?
Yeah, the left works last time.
I don't see anybody. Let's push up, maybe we can get to the last point for our team.
Can't hurt somebody in the leaves, no?
I don't see it!
I killed a family!
Looking! Looking! Looking!
You see it?
I don't see it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a tank, where?
Give me that one, give me that one!
Guy in the house, I can't see him.
Got a house, really.
I'm looking over here.
I see them!
You see that creature here?
The other side of the road.
Somebody else went there, but I hear them.
Yeah!
Two on it, they're coming to me, they're coming towards 200!
Get away, get away there, I got it!
There it is!
There it is!
I got him, I got to be back!
Yo, how are you...
Give me some litigants there.
Where's the tank at?
The right one is there.
No tanker!
I don't see any gas.
Looking, looking, looking, looking!
Hold, hold, hold, hold!
Dead!
Dead!
More dead, more dead, more dead!
More!
Don't see it!
More!
I see it's like it.
It's not moving a little bit, let me analyze it.
It's got me.
I hear it, it leaves it.
Can you bite?
See me, okay.
Alright, let's push it a little bit.
Let's try to get to the high ground doga bunker.
A little bit risky, but maybe we can get some belly parking.
I'm in a tree, I'm in a tree!
I'm back up, I'm back up!
I'm fucking right up.
Janet!
Janet! We're loading in a minute! Oh, look it!
Watch out, behind it! I'll pick you behind it!
I need that. I need that. I'm gonna come here. I'm gonna come here. I'm gonna need my pants then.
You guys should be good, X. I don't see anybody else. Okay, we're good.
Yeah, let's leave like a spider position in there. All the high notes are where.
in the water make
almost there almost there
oh i think we killed somebody
i think somebody is just going to get crushed
i think i'm going to fix my FDS on that
let's go let's go
okay yeah yeah yeah
i'm not going to bump it so i'm going to aim
yeah we're going to bump it
but if i fix it we're going to wait on it
On it 12 at the end of the day.
I think backwards is where the bug is at.
What happened?
It's a bug.
I'm down in space probably.
It's getting in our helicopter base really.
It's going up.
It's going up, it's going up, it's going up.
That's not just...
It's going on me in the bush.
Be nice lucky
Yes, I'm here. Oh my god, I just want I'm gonna add this button saying
Yeah
I said I got the turret!
It's working so far.
No!
It keeps working.
Come on, man.
We should have moved there.
Um, the turret was my tree.
Like, basically what happened, I did a load of AP.
Oh my god.
If I had AP loaded in initially, I would have gotten the turret then.
Now that we had it, it means I had explosive ammo loaded in.
And I said, you can't change it.
I'm on right.
Why so bad?
It's fun, HQ.
It's just you
Yeah, and it's getting you can't change animal. Yes, you just shoot it
Where's the game up?
It's a leg. I don't like it till we get in the top of the area, but I'm 180 if yes, it's just a gunner
But you can't house
I
Mortars I fucking hate Mortar is so much other people you'll sneak in and break through the front lines way too fast
No need to wrap up wrap what?
I
Up
We're shooting is that you were him
I was a single player this guy's just shooting yes, yes, yes, is there two gunners in any or only one
That's two of them, we have our teammates wasting all the other one.
Oh, I meant to do that, double gun doesn't have a lot of fun, no?
There's a tank on Overlook, we're going to get on tank, we're going to try to take it over first.
Take it over Look?
Yeah, like right in the middle of Overlook?
No, no, no, you can't control everything.
If you shoot at one, it'll break down.
What was that noise?
Is that like all green mode?
What was that noise?
I think I can take the stash if I'm in there.
Oh you smoke in there.
I think you only get one right because you're out now.
I'm gonna go kill the tank and spawn him. I'm unloading the AP ahead of time.
I think not having HE loaded is never a problem. But not having AP loaded can't be a problem.
So it's always better to have AP. Even if the enemy is on foot, what are they gonna do really?
Right within anyway.
I agree with that philosophy.
I always have AP ahead.
I guess he's in constant. He's here with that. Oh, oh, jump up. Oh, yeah, we're going to go post we're gonna be there
But we can I'll update last time it's a lot of fun, but it was easy to move in your buggy, but I didn't
Come on the tank boys
Well, where are the better tank crews?
If the tank shows up, we kill them out in a second.
What's the matter?
Is that Rupost?
Who put the gas in our house?
It's been a whole game, bro.
I don't know.
Is that a mile on the ground, or what is War Dogs?
Is that a new game coming out soon?
Is that any dead?
Yeah, you wouldn't really want to have to play it, there's a beta coming out, it's like a battle field kind of game.
I think it's like three teams instead of two, battlefield.
Run the shot on Tanks of Ricochets, so where should we then add the wheel?
It's not out yet, it's a beta on Friday apparently. Something in the ad, but like...
What are you doing?
Where? Where?
Stop! Maybe I can see a tank over here?
We got a ton of grab rope here.
Is that a tank?
I don't. Keep going, keep going.
Sorry. Puzzle on.
We got a house.
Guys, do you see anything at all or not?
No.
We lost jungle, but we can take it back in.
Guys, go to the jungle, go to the jungle.
We can take it.
Get it.
Man, how?
I
Must have died for sure. I mean I shut the wall and fuck them
We're gonna blow up the pieces for sure.
On the water, on the water, on the water, on the water.
Yeah, yeah, we're good.
That's good.
Where, where?
Oh, we're getting...
We're getting...
We're getting...
We're getting...
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna try the RPGs.
I'm gonna try the RPGs.
Oh, I see it.
I see it, I see it, I see it, hold on.
So hard to fucking aim.
Looking okay, okay, okay
Hi
Yeah
Where is he?
I'm very good friend.
Nice, good job.
I see one, I see one.
Right in there, right in there.
Alright, both out.
Where?
Yeah, we can put that on the scene.
I see it, I see it.
My god, my god, my god, my god, my god, my god!
Stop turning!
He's dead, he's dead.
We're getting smoke, I need to get out of here.
I need ammo, I need ammo.
Wait, there's no gun?
I need to go and pick up Overlooker.
like that we can full get it's map we're gonna fuck them
oh we're still getting me now oh yeah we're having yo we they help our teammates
it killed the remaining enemies on the outpost we need to look around for some
enemies yo spotters anything hey old squadron guys it where the enemies in it
this enemy follow it they should be behind us no they should be behind us
apparently I go into the ground
oh let me look
I got you
I'll get you to pick you up now
I got such a bitch oh my god
I got a beautiful worker
we got you
hold on
I wanted to take a tank battle
We're gonna spawn trap give me a minute. That's so fucking annoying. Every time we spawn we have five times getting in the heli
That is good. Oh
Yeah, so that guy where you're bleeding me no, yeah, I'm leading
We're cooking these fools
Wait, did they kept- Wait, we got back in the river side, you guys go there?
Oh, they peed on him.
I misclicked him. That's just very unlucky.
I'm not.
I'm gonna get- I'm gonna get banned. See you guys, I mean, I'm sorry.
I- I don't have to say.
What happened?
There's a guy right by me, I have a switch handle, so I have to shoot at him.
I shot at him so he could get banned and run in front of you guys, go to the-
The- the middle, you run too far.
Maybe the kids is it ran you came from the
It's like a game for bug I can't see nothing
It's it looks like it looks like when you're reporting a helicopter on your phone and the rotors are locked
I
Don't see
I'm going to use HE, I'm going to use HE
Wait, I'm going to headshot
I'm going to headshot
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Okay, look at X
Look at X
Wait
Shoot him from over there
I don't give a...
Uh...
Hey, what? Hey, what?
Friendly
I'm not gonna get banned
I'm so banned
I'm gonna turn to the right
I'm gonna turn to the right
Oh
Never mind it's it's laundry
Yo, Emily any some comms, right? We don't see anyone brown literally I know
Where?
Right there. I'm getting.
I got him.
I got him. I got him.
I got him.
I think he got there.
I'm gonna get him.
I found him.
Help!
Hey, hey, hey, models, look at them!
Models, where is he?
This way.
I
Was my squad oh
Yeah, we have most points. Oh, no, man. We got out of them. I mean, you have a six-man squad
Don't do six and one
I I would have been able to guess
Yeah, yeah
Let's go. Let's do double gunner and that's just like a modem down like fucking cattle
I'm not sure.
So what is this right?
Oh, that's what I was thinking.
It's okay.
You're fun.
I've never played Taker before.
It's honestly, it can be boring, right?
But I find the dynamics of it pretty fun.
Like, you can't just go all in, otherwise they can just rock at you, right?
So you have to get positions where like, you can get out of them,
and you just poke your nose out.
It's not gonna take so long to start enemies, but once you find a lot of them,
they just start going down that fly, it's a lot of fun.
Why, we went through this, we went through this in one minute.
We clocked chicks.
Did that say 30 minutes or 29 seconds?
Uh...
30 minutes?
What the fuck?
What?!
that happened to me earlier earlier earlier too
um
does this have to be reset or does it have to cool down with water or some shit or what
if I could go well with some water
I actually sort of
need a new one
Thank you, Mr. Cow. It's good to have both driver and spotter with two PC. This guy sucked.
Wait, what? What? I'm by Vegas. I'm not getting invited, just, you know. Yeah, I'm
We're going to go into server number.
go to US East.
I'll just like this one, I'll just get it official.
Um, East 63?
Yeah, East 63.
East 63 yeah easy 63
Beast all coffins are all the dinners
Copy's taken already. No, no, I actually want to oh my game is crass lovely
Yeah, they're off wall.
Okay, I'm just running away.
Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
and give it give it give us what I want
All right, there's you have to jump by yourself all right ready okay
What's the number oh, well give me that you there
West one five four
I
Mean let's do things officer. So you have to join on this one
This way
Blueberry belongs to make tilted and need you guys to move your guy
I'm better send in the napalm on half. We'll be there
I already getting raged on please log in
I'm waiting for the USA full
Wait, where's the fucking heli? Oh, yeah, you have to request it, right?
No, it's your grenade, so to be sure.
Hey, but it's not there, but I don't see it.
What the fuck?
Oh, our heli's bottom left.
So, you're the commander, I think?
Commander, maybe we have a helicopter please?
We're on bottom left on the heli.
Oh, I see it, yep.
Thank you.
No, no, no, he's doing it, he's doing it, he's doing it.
He's letting me place it, it's glitched.
Oh, okay, yep, okay, okay.
Commander, we're gonna have to deploy, we're gonna deploy something else.
Yeah, it's not letting me place that early.
It's bugged, it's bugged, it's bugged.
Hey guys.
Uh, who just requested reinforcements?
I'm on a helicopter, I'm in it.
Never mind, I'll say that if you have the force, you can put it on the base camp.
I just noticed that I for kill these guys
Can we get a Gary up to no base camp where you at you at the bottom
Top-left top-left DC top-left green. Yeah, he's one on it. Yeah, it's one is one
So it's not about you sure
Yeah
Hello?
My pilot is coming, he's coming
Alright, I'm here
Ah, cool, no
Wait a second, wait for me
I don't know, yeah
Well, I'll be coming
Oh, no, no, no, no
My squad's coming
Alright
I have a helicopter to squawk to me
I have an engineer and uh
Are you ready?
20
5 seconds
Yeah, I'm
Okay, I'm here
Yeah
Yeah, let's go
I'm professional and better
Yeah, I'm gonna need this one.
Dude, how are you about to kill some fucking DMM?
Let's kill some fucking dudes.
What?
Stop!
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, we lose the map.
If someone slipped out, my grandpa was in the app.
It slipped out, I swear.
I didn't even see the guy who was in the app.
Yeah, one of them actually raped me.
Yeah, this guy is fucking only shit.
I'm bringing a supply truck over to base camp.
I'm gonna get the guy who ordered the supply truck in there.
I see the boat!
I think he's dead.
Over here, over here.
Those are fucking friendly, holy shit.
Not enough!
Watch out, I see the boat!
I
Got way too many fucking feet
That's still not letting me spawn it
You gotta set her down they're awesome. Oh, yeah
I
Need you got do some man's work in my hands dirty
Guys guys is what why don't I use it in my squad
Chatter here. It's good. Well, so whenever we're in the helicopter. You can't really you can't hear anyone in the helicopter
I mean our I'm going I'm going to a spot h2o. It's heavy there
I was fucking fucking gone like oh my god
Women beware that I'm better center straight and strike three up here
Holy shit
Supply truck
fucking lift off the ground with the socket
oh my god there's a hundred people in here
have you been going there?
here
yeah
are you going to hide in the next?
I think there's a transport heavy note
I think you guys should have to see a transport like that
over there no?
Oh, we're gonna shut up.
It's this, it's got this puzzle maniac, man!
What the fuck?
Let's get out, get out, get out.
Okay, get out, get out.
I'm done, you're crazy!
Let's go.
You get me.
I know why you don't just park, I don't get it.
Just park, yo.
Can I get a tank at three?
It's one bottom left. I'm here.
I'm bottom left right now, waiting.
Oh, yeah, I'm flying right up.
Jaroslyn down.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in. I'm in. I'm gunner.
Nice, good job.
Did you get a gun in the left?
I'm going to go, I'm not going to go where I really had to switch shape.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!
I'm shooting, I'm shooting, I'm shooting at them! I don't know what to say!
I can't see, I can't see!
Stay in, stay in, stay in!
I'm damaging?
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't!
I can't, I can't, I can't!
Oh, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
I'm dead!
it wasn't that was an enemy yeah okay I kind of hate the gunner like I did
the gunner G can we try and get a Gary down it's really good is so shit yeah
honestly might not be the move brother some guy is literally on the ground right
So he's not moving it. I'm seeing directly around them on him anything. It doesn't matter. I'm saying one victory
Helicopter in our side. I mean sector is not
Fucking invisible boat mobile. Why can't I make a squad infantry? I think you're anything
I'm not the squad leader, I don't know how to spot. Yo, can you tell me to spot a helicopter?
Rifleman.
Roll level 4.
Okay, I guess.
That's me.
We'll go on first because we're losing the game at like badly low key.
You know what, I deploy faster.
That's cooked.
How are we getting fucked this harder?
Check what?
Can people not just go drop off at some point and put their hands down after getting
I mean, you can drop it off, take a bit of spawns and maybe this is shit spawns.
Could be, yeah.
What's the other one now, then?
I don't think I came with the eyes on for that one.
Any tech?
Oh
How do you only
Fuck you
Oh, yeah, they're really nearby chat. How do you get in it?
I'm asking to spawn a helicopter. That's guys says like oh, he's in some of them world right now. So what do what?
Our commander is like bugging
The top left the top left spawn is bugger. It doesn't work properly
It's on the garrison and any means nearby dude, fuck you
do we go to respawn? I can't spawn there. We lost. We're stuck.
I mean like, everyone is sniping and turning a helicopter. I got a helicopter, he waited
for all of us to get in and instantly just flips it upside down. That's why I'm here.
How much fireman fireman? Wow.
What's the issue with the gunner? Is it like just like shitty?
It doesn't shoot properly. Like it doesn't aim accurately at all.
Like the moment when you were turning and we were flying in the red when we were stable,
I shot the red guy some guy for like 3 seconds straight and 0-0 hits. It's really bad.
You can see my next minds of powerpoint presentation literally 1 FPS.
Same, I mean same.
I'm not even just saying that either, it's literally when I'm PS, I got a Kessie in me.
How could it be a skill issue? You can't, you can barely even move the gunner. You can barely move the fucking thing.
Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's just shit.
Where you stuck?
I tried leading the shots, I'm leading the shots because of our own momentum. I tried everything.
this guy says shit pc is if I don't have 300 FPS like even with frame gen I'm
fucking 8x with 300 FPS everything else is smooth and the gunner is laggy yeah
yes this is some fucking like a netcode shit let's guess
This is every graphic game in the game, the computer.
Bro, my computer is just like fucking 5k, man.
64 gigs of RAM, 50, 90, 90, 100, 3D, it's not a computer RAM.
That's not a shit anyway, it's still not.
If that computer can't run a fucking game, no one can.
True.
The game is on console too, by the way.
Shit, I wonder how it is on console.
Yeah, it's like brick with certain settings though.
It's like Max Framegen, Max fucking Synthenic, Framson, FBS.
Your trap makes me on my computer. My computer is fine. It was the audio problem which we already fixed which caused like every problem
I had I have no problems today. I crashed because the game bug is it's server error. I got stuck. Yeah, I didn't crash
Oh, we're on the VN on side. Oh, oh God
Look at switch because which click click bottom left switch. Oh shat that anymore
how do you got Mike how click you I think it could try to go to units switch
there I cannot go you guys have to wait so someone will switch I got a
helicopter ready I'm waiting I got a helicopter that I'm in the policy
waiting I'm trying to be able to join in on the Vietnam side use your mouse to
move it in the helicopter this game right um yeah
I didn't crash playing green rod didn't happen when the fuck can I click on the
United States
everyone instinct the helicopter jam move fuck I have a helicopter dog oh you
I
Stop things that are real just like my finger and so many joints like you cannot make a seven people would join the Vietnam side
I can't join your squad oh because you're not leader
the people in my helicopter so what do I do then they're just fine as normal yeah I
don't think you have to be you don't have to have in a helicopter like I'm
already in a pilot wait wait why did I spawn as a leader or as I can do anything
I think I think it glitched because the leader that wasn't there gets a squad
I'm in. I'm in. I still have pilot though. Can I not pilot?
No, it's both. You don't have to pilot if this one is co-pilot or not.
Okay, where's the other one? Top or bottom?
Bottom. The problem is there's a whole bunch of people in my heli and I'm the pilot and I don't know how to fly.
I can't even have it if I want to see it.
Unless you redeploy it and then leave it as it is.
I think I can figure it out.
There you go.
There it is. This is weird.
I can go by it, I guess. I don't know.
We're going to crash. I'm just going to lay it down.
Let me drive. Let me drive. Let me drive. I can do it.
I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it.
I'm out of here.
Oh
Oh my god
Are you fucking stupid?
What do you want from me? I know like how do you get high before changing the bitch you know?
I
Think is leave the spot this guy fucking sweat put the fucking nose down that when we were at one feet like what the fudge
Bro, I'm usually good at flying. I've got for like 20. I've been up for the so long that it's like bottom bottom
Decaded these guys are all matter of it. He's just probably did by
Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, we're gonna put them into the fucking in the chat. Did you?
Hey guys, I'm in I'm in
I can't have a helicopter like all the helicopter rules are filled it's like you have to be
on a helicopter team in order to fly it I can't fly it's infantry so we got an access
spot oh god yeah bro I'm in the military there yeah just you fly a
plant I can't fly at all like I'm there's no let's be able to kick this
kid I think I changed my my say those is
I'm going to use the mouse to control us.
I know.
Whenever I move the mouse it just crashes.
What are you doing?
You guys, where are we going?
I don't know. Where do you want to go?
We should go to where the enemy is.
go to the other room
go to gun punch then
just like uh...
yeah, gun punch then
nice
thanks for coming
yeah
if you guys died
you can pay out of this one
Holy fuck, why is there no fucking spring shake?
Am I good there?
You knew that, I was...
You're sure here now?
Got him.
Ah...
I don't know where you're shooting from.
Yeah, I'm on the map.
Oh.
what RPG just hit us uh no that that was the wings being uh yeah no an rpg hit us and i watched it
came right at me that's unlucky unlucky i can't give it a buck i shouldn't mind it that's that's
on me charlie charlie real quick yeah uh there's an available helicopter right here and if you
spawn if you spawn one if you spawn one all right i made i made i made it all right so one
You can throw my team on Vegas, I can fly.
HG1 in the middle or top?
HG1, that's it!
Oh, it's a supply helicopter.
Oh, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom.
Oh, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom.
Oh, slow down.
Yo, so how do you change your controls
I'm the pilot. I need to use the pilot any time soon right?
I want to respawn. I'm waiting to get at the gunner.
truly earlier
Doesn't like insta-cowl. I lost
Respect respect respect
I was the one that crashed the first time and killed everyone and I haven't slept in three days
I
And my cat died and I'm just fucked up. That's okay. We're fucking Vietnam
Yeah, it's sorry man, it's gonna rub me for me
I mean, this is not a game that's fucking real life, what do you guys fucking talk about?
ROCKET!
Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out!
Hurt.
Oh, no!
But why, no, why?
It's a pressing fire.
Keep flying, so we get to the top.
I can't see the trees in the trees.
I'm supposed to be right in here.
Okay, I trust this guy a lot more.
He's fucking got us close.
Oh yeah, he's actually like a guy.
Should we not go help Captain? Oh fucks that guy, I don't know right now.
I don't get any enemies though.
Any enemies?
I see him. I see him. I saw him on the other side.
That dude just nearby.
There's a mouth block of it.
Exes left, I think.
Oh my god, an RPG just fucking flew by my head.
Oh my gosh, that one's over here, I think.
Yeah. Uh, no, not that one.
One over there, right?
Yeah, one over there.
Do you know what that means?
Oh my god, another RPG!
This fucking shit ain't no RPG!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
No.
Where?
Where?
Right side, right side.
I'm on the right side of the line.
Yeah, that's you baguette, you baguette!
That's you baguette.
I see nobody.
Oh my god, I'm about to have a headache with this video.
I understand that.
Yeah.
Is there a motor there, motor?
It's a big car.
I'm gonna headache from all this fucking turning
on
Holy shit and I can't see them in the first place
I'm spotting, I'm spotting. I can't see shit, I actually have a fucking head of...
Yeah, I have an internal gyroscope issue. I'm not sure what...
That's called corticone.
I asked you for a real about it. I'm in the game and I've been guessing about it.
Yeah man, I don't see... I don't see the fuck this whole thing.
Oh, the ones that I've been to, they've went through!
I don't know.
This is a...
I'm just shooting, man. I just need to shut the smoke up.
Vietnam tour of the with the helicopter kind of nice
Well there
I can't see shit, I'm not gonna lie, I don't know how to...
I'm gonna get a mad explosion from the jungle farm side.
What's the logic, bombs? Oh, they're right there!
Oh, don't go over there!
I'm in this mortar.
Alright.
In the forest, in the forest!
I go over here!
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
I'm over here! I'm over here!
I'm on the island! I'm on the island!
Two points, two points!
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Holy shit.
Explosion rip loss.
Okay.
Two RPGs put.
Two RPGs most.
Rip loss.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Ah, yeah.
I can't see anything.
I'm gonna roll a go to the main
Oh my god
I got a rollercoaster
This is why I'm not here
Oh my god
Oh my god
Is it there? I think I got him.
He's in the house. He's in the house. He's still alive.
Yeah, I know. I know. I know.
I'm gonna stop like here, wait a little, do you see a bow?
Yeah, do you see a bow?
If you get high, it looks very strong
Yeah, this, this, uh, angled anywhere it wants to, I mean, it's so stupid
Oh, you're just playing with a rock
Oh my god, our teammate just died by the house
I'll leave guard, die by the house
I knew them on foot at this point, okay?
I'm just gonna be solid
I'm kidding, I'm kidding
Where they are
And I guess they're in the fucking trees
That was a that was a trip in a half I was here I
Think the helicopter's just too fucking laggy
So it's so bad it is I'm level I got one
I have a really good
stead
Well, who's a farmstead guys
I can't this is
Did I just get bombed what was that was that a grenade someone's loading them too many chunks in the end or something
All my ears are we are we are we
Wait, we're losing that spawn, huh? Fuck yeah, we're going to that guy who's not going to be changed. Fuck it. Bye. Bye. Send it.
Yo, XQC, you can turn down Tinnitus in the fucking settings, bro.
Oh, XQC?
Oh my god, Poggers. XQC, Poggers.
Jack, how do you build, what?
Jack, how do you build shit, then?
XQC, let me lick your balls, bro.
What the fuck?
Oh that's pretty weird. At least be funny for our use.
Yeah.
Flap, flap.
Flap.
Got him.
We'll be alright.
Alright.
Alright, we'll go, we'll go, we'll go.
I'm good
I'm good
We don't have enough
It's a little fun
Oh nice
Okay
What the fuck was that?
What was that TK?
What was that?
I
More sweat
Good game everyone I went three and six
Yeah, I'm Bungalow.
Oh yeah, it wasn't DK because they would have said DK, right?
These need to fix a bunch of lag issues with this game.
Yeah, I'm about to fix up this tomorrow. We can probably play with the Blower if we want.
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