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08-20-2026 Ā· 9h 30m
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, is there that you even if I don't really get a much
Did you need their stock to do well? I mean, I didn't do they sell games and people are gonna buy the games
You know six point five years. I mean it check question other than anything. What's one thing you would change about yourself?
Or man minus 0.2 percent and that's leaving nothing what?
Is there nothing? Is there nothing? Is there just chalk? I mean, that's like, what if
I don't? I mean, there's nothing.
Sir, a question for you real quick. I'll back to you, hold on a minute. Real quick,
sir, real quick. How did you get rich? I have a channel of 22 million followers.
I mean, I was talking to you about how you get rich.
Happy 91 months, so much. Happy 91 months.
How did you get rich?
I mean, I got rich.
I was talking to you about how you got rich.
Definitely not. Are you serious?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you actually?
God's mom, I'm me.
Yeah?
I started my first company when I was 20 years old so that was 22 years ago I guess I'm old now.
42 years old today? Yeah.
Chad, does that jump into the different TV?
What's the most amount of money you made in a single year?
We sold it to 2014 for $9.
Almost a billion dollars.
Can I give you for a minute real quick?
We're doing that now, right?
22 years you've been an entrepreneur for.
That's the greatest lesson.
Chad, I did consider a company for $970 million.
I feel like it's okay to say.
No deals without a billion.
I want to see a check with just a 1B.
I want to see a 9, 7, 8, or whatever the fuck.
I don't give a shit.
It has to be one bill.
Otherwise, there's no deal.
It's a 30, it's a rounding error.
Make it a bill or no sell, buddy.
It's like, come on, bro.
Appreciate you giving me something about to start
their first company in today's world.
I always tell people, do what you would do
if no one ever found out about it
and you didn't make any money from it.
What would you do where if tomorrow
completely failed, you wouldn't feel like you wasted
all your time today?
How did you come up with the idea of a church?
I mean, this became a phenomenon.
It's not my fault actually, hold on.
It's often today as well.
How in the world did you become,
you were way ahead of your time?
With Start Off is something very different.
You know, I was in a shy extrovert.
I always wanted to be connected with people
and to be popular and I had that scarcity mindset.
I wanna be rich and famous, you know,
because when I was a kid,
I felt like I didn't get the attention
that I needed from my parents or my peers.
And so we had this idea
for creating a streaming company around myself
and my friends and we were gonna call it JustinTV, right?
You know, there was no streaming at the time.
Chats down the chain,
I said, Chats the rich has that.
Like you have all the things
that you wanna share all the things you wanna do,
but you shoulda do it.
Right?
Makes sense.
And so we had to invent the technology to do that
and we launched it.
We called it JustinTVA and it was a streaming platform
of one channel, which was just my show.
And it was him live.
And as we launched that, people came, they were like,
why are you doing this?
You're not that interesting.
Yo, yeah, Jack.
This was why.
Good morning, Mr. XQC.
You are the people.
A lot of us were mad at early on that JustinTVA
was him being alive all the time.
But then he switched to game check, to games only.
And you weren't allowed to do that.
Well, because that's what it was though.
Early on, early on, it was in my guess, right?
And afterwards, you had to do games.
You cannot do IRL.
You cannot do what you was doing.
Dude, I was not that entertaining.
And then people luckily gave us, they were like,
hey, I want to create my own stream, too.
How do I do that?
How are you doing this?
And so we opened up as a platform,
and then eventually that turned into Twitch.
What's your name?
My name's Justin.
Justin.
You come from a lot of money growing up.
No, my mom was an immigrant.
She had nine brothers.
She came to America with like nothing,
put herself through college,
and she provided a middle class upbringing for us,
but like I didn't come from money.
What's your turning point to financial freedom?
Was there a turning point when you were growing up
where you were like,
I'm gonna go out there and build an empire
for myself like you did?
Well, you know, everything is good and bad, right?
Like, so like when I was a kid, my mom,
because she grew up really poor,
with one of many kids,
she had a deep scarcity mindset around finances.
You changed her, you thought about money?
Yeah, so she passed that along to me.
So I was like, I never felt like I had enough.
And I was like, I got to prove myself to the world
and I need to make a lot of money.
I remember when I first started
on doing internet companies when I was in college,
I was like, if I can make a million dollars,
just back in 2004, then I will be set.
That'd be crazy, right?
And, you know, blew by that goal over the years,
but it never felt like enough.
I learned, luckily over the years,
I learned like there's money
will never get you true happiness, you know?
You can have security, it can help set you up
to learn about yourself so that you can learn
what really will give you
and drive happiness for yourself,
but it's probably not going to be an exclusive case.
company for nine hundred seventy million dollars. Who did you sell your company to?
Amazon in 2014. What was it like negotiating with Amazon? It's one of the biggest companies in the
world. Basically, he was with all of them. Before to now, 14, that's 12, he was
turned 30. And we got all the way up to finish line. We couldn't agree on some terms and they
walked away we both made it bro with that bro you wouldn't be telling kick
chat let along to touch that let along any the shit you really know that any
of the shit if you didn't even the mask they're offer if you can just they
started really low it was like 150 million and then eventually got up to
you had a kick at that that's a suck it we walked away and then you know
then feel super good but then we almost sold the yahoo after that and
then they walked away from the deal at the last minute
and then by that time we were like very fatigued
and then Amazon came in and we agreed.
So what is your best negotiation advice
to anybody in business?
Because it's one of the most
value-adjusting things you've ever done.
The advice is don't tell anybody the fucking yahoo.
Yahoo is fucking dead.
It's trash, everybody.
Don't negotiate with yahoo.
It's the most successful entrepreneur's possess.
What's your best negotiation advice right here?
Yeah, there's this book called Negotiation Genius
which is a great, great book.
But I think you always want to have options.
If you are able to walk away,
you have multiple options.
That's always going to give you the strongest position.
So you can't be desperate to get a deal with them.
Yeah, you cannot be desperate.
Don't negotiate for a place of weakness.
Do you think that God did you when you started Twitch?
I mean, yeah, there were some people who were like,
this is the dumbest idea ever.
My dad was like, I told them about, you know,
when we started just on TV,
I told my friend who eventually became our co-founder.
I'm like, my dad, I was sitting down at dinner.
I was like, okay, I want to stream my life.
And they were like laughing at me, you know?
Yeah, that's funny.
Um, yeah, that's funny.
That's a good, that was,
actually, I didn't hear of you.
Usually these are kind of annoying, but they're pretty cool.
Oh, that was cool, that was cool.
What was I saying?
Semester two starts for me Monday.
What's your best piece of advice for me?
If you ask advice for me for school,
you're probably at the mess.
And low key, the more you listen, the more you will fail.
So then, so then, eat a lock-in, buy some box,
and read some box, and then when you're done with that,
flip my burger bitch ass.
What's up?
Have a good evening.
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch it.
And I know it's like an hour long,
but because I need to see part one.
I would watch it right now. I would have watched it entirely. I would have watched it from the surface
I'm not gonna give so welcome to the...
I think it's the one. So I'm not... I can't watch it, but I don't know what I mean
I mean, let me just add it. Let me just add it. Let me just add it. Let me just add it.
It's because the earth is thrown away by the sun.
So for the people on earth, it may feel like there is no change.
The sun is still in the air. The moon is still in the air.
It's just that it's too far away at night.
I can't. I'm gonna tear up.
It's been three hours.
I'm running out of battery. I can't watch it.
Should I find my laptop's out of battery?
Yes, I'm not 100%.
If we watch it, it's all we have today.
I'm not gonna watch it.
It's not built.
We don't care
Chat last one to type on channel gets a piece
Chats is an all-billman
He's a three-hour-old
Stop it, man. Stop it.
I'm not on it
Oh
Bro just please move past it's another dance stalk messiah
There's like 14 threads it's gonna be tons of it today. You just have to ignore it
I just don't understand why people go no dude you got to address this one's really good dog
They talk about me they talk about the same exact shit on Fox News every night if that's not gonna do me in
Why the fuck with some random slot tuber that?
ex-cute cow
Is that gonna do it?
you know at some point you just gotta if you want to know my perspective you can
come here we can have a normal and honest conversation like I hide my
opinion on shit okay I feel like a diabetic electrician is not on a high
eating contest he's question why does this time it's still have a platform
anyway we're moving on because you give them attention I usually don't now
How much of it is financial incentive for these things especially for global South Nations the farm slot what you think like
Random dudes in Bangladesh
Genuinely want to keep the fucking West white. No, they set up those white supremacist accounts on purpose on Twitter
Because they need to farm like thirty five dollars in ad revenue. It's a big deal if you live in Bangladesh
Yeah, thirty five dollars American dollars in ad revenue glad
Well, that's just an incident one goes a long fucking way
Wait, that's just an incident bro. Just please move past. It's another dance stalk miss eye up ex QC watch some slop video
There's like 14 threads. It's gonna be tons of it today. You just
Oh, what is true?
yeah
So you're saying that everything that that's negative about him is some is some poor
Indian view farm
weird, weird!
Jeff!
Do you have the game time when they finish something in 2 person?
in the present
Is that like the good present day?
Oh it's fully blinded
I'm not gonna be listening
I don't think this is gonna allow things
I think the violence is bad, I mean it is, I don't know.
I would like to say thank you for streaming today to get my mind off that much love can
and I get a welcome to the jungle excuse the L
Oh, that's not right.
Um, well, well, don't get in an accident.
Um, if you can help it and good luck with your life.
Oh my God.
No, it's coming down, it's coming down.
Oh shit, it's come off.
Oh my God.
No, it's coming down, it's coming down.
Oh shit.
Why is there a reason why about this?
So what's the matter with this?
Suck on a penis!
Suck on a penis!
It's low key abandonable!
I just woke up in a fucking steaming mood, yeah?
Because I live in a shit hole!
I mean, Birmingham is a fucking shit hole!
I hate that fucking price. I fucking hate it. It's full of dickheads. I fucking hate it.
I just won't get it. I think this is a reasonable clip, though.
What was that?
If all you got is a side-hugger, that means that you're not having it.
It is what it is. It's not about the other person. It's about you.
So you have to lock the next time. It is what it is. I mean, it happens it you might don't chat you might not be good enough
It happens sometimes sometimes you know good enough
No, kick it
What are we going to get the kind of Olympics where there's a lot of tasks have to do right
they have to precode them and everybody sends a robot per country they do all the things
And it is it is it said a robot and he dies. That's it. He dies
I'm just spying on you.
Bro, you're not as terrible as I can't, bro.
Oh my god.
Fat monkfish.
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
Chat. What? What is that? I don't get it. You know what? I don't get that much. I want
to eat this food so that I can... What is that on my front page? Wait, I think we want
Is this AI?
Hi friends, 65 months, play more deadlock on stream, I know you've been grinding Quinn.
What the fuck am I watching?
No
Jack what the fuck is happening is it is it buggy?
Okay
Yeah, three buckwheat built bookies.
Oh, bluds, that's what I want.
That's it.
Everyone sit true.
That's what I need feeling this never works.
We can all live together.
There are no rules, man.
We're lost.
Have you been there?
Oh, no.
Ha, ha, ha.
We're lost, Coral.
We can all live together.
There are no rules, man.
We're lost.
Have you been there?
Oh, no.
Ha, ha, ha.
But now he
Yes, buddy, you know, I guess I'm gonna tell her this is my world record attempt fastest time to eat a degloved
cheese stick
What?
This is my world record attempt fastest time to eat a degloved cheese stick
Okay, Chad, did he just inhale it?
Why is a little-known White House aide coming up on the 2026 campaign trail?
He doesn't want to do the job.
Oh, okay.
Yo, what up, Cub?
what? what? okay, check. that never happened and if it didn't happen nobody would- that's
Zora, okay, okay. No, no no no no that never happened
And if it hit the pizza, then nobody would sit in the car-
The guy who promised that party was.
No.
It was a fact.
Says you, never ever won a game of Fortnite in your life.
Ouh yeah.
An Anagai among us.
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Chat chat I want it. I'm gonna eat it food. So why eat uh why I um
What I want you to do can I make you watch just one video, please?
Can I really something something good?
Any any good videos we'd watch maybe just one video
You can't tell me you didn't do this
do I
buddy
Nobody we didn't really have sweet. We didn't have stories when I was young
Imagine your kid starts getting into analogous.
Yeah, I'll watch it for you if you have to talk to him.
Is there one, maybe?
Uh, Fern? You Fern? Really? I'll watch it.
Alright. Uh, what is that?
This is Randolph Probst, he's a bellboy at the President Hotel in Kansas City.
He just got sent to room 1046.
The hotel telephone operator told him that the phone is off the hook.
Again.
It's the second time he's been sent to the room that day.
At 7am, he knocked on the same door for the same reason.
inside the room, a deep voice told him to come in. But when he tried to open the door,
it was locked. Assuming the guest was drunk, probes shouted through the door to put the
phone back on the hook and left. But the phone remained off the hook. So at 8.30 a.m.,
another bellboy, Harold Pike, was sent up to the room. When Pike knocked and tried
to enter, he noticed something strange. The door handle turned freely, meaning it
It was locked from the outside.
If it had been locked from the inside,
the handle wouldn't have turned at all.
So Pike used his passkey to enter the dim room.
What?
There, he found a naked man lying on the bed,
breathing heavily.
There was a dark spot in the sheets next to him.
But with the shades drawn, it just looked like a shadow.
Pike picked up the knocked over telephone stand
and placed the phone back in the hook.
When he left the room, he locked the door from the outside, leaving it just as he had
found it.
Now, it's 11am.
And once again, the phone is off the hook.
No.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Doesn't make sense.
Pike picked up the knocked over telephone stand and placed the phone back in the hook.
When he left the room, he locked the door from the outside, leaving it just as
he had found it.
Now it's 11am.
So you're leaving it to the bed, though?
The phone is off the hook.
It knocks three times, but there's no answer.
So he uses his key and opens the door.
Less than a meter in front of him is the naked man,
crouching on his knees and elbows with his head and his hands.
Probst turns on the light.
There's blood everywhere.
It's all over the walls, the bed, and the bathroom.
The man has a head wound.
Frightened, Probst runs out and alerts
the assistant manager, Mr. M.S. Weaver.
The staff call for a doctor and notify the police.
At around 11.15 a.m., the two men and another staff member
return to the room, but they can only open the door
a few inches.
What?
It seems the injured guest has collapsed
against it from the inside.
15 minutes later, Dr. Halef Flanders arrives
at the scene.
Mr. Weaver, Dr. Flanders, and the bellboy,
Pike enter the room.
The guest is no longer blocking the door.
Instead, they find him sitting on the edge of the bathtub with his arms and head dripped
over the sink.
Strangely, there's a clothesline tied around his neck, ankles and wrists.
The doctor takes stock of his condition.
He's been stabbed in the chest.
The wound might have punctured his lung.
His skull is fractured on the right side, where he was struck multiple times.
And there are bruises around his neck suggesting he's been strangled.
Miraculously, the man is still breathing and semi-conscious.
The doctor cuts him loose and notes that his wounds aren't fresh.
They seem to be at least six or seven hours old.
They're in red.
The blood is already dry.
According to newspaper reports, when police detective Irel Johnson arrives,
they ask the wounded man a series of questions.
Who did this, Mr. Owen?
Who was in the room with you?
Nobody.
How did you get these injuries?
I fell against the bathtub.
Did you try to commit suicide?
No.
Following this brief exchange, the man loses consciousness.
He's taken to the hospital, but he slips into a coma.
Later that night, he dies, taking his killer's identity with him to his grave.
The murder is national news.
It's called America's strangest and perfect murder crime.
The Kansas City police are stumped.
This case came nearer to being the perfect crime
than any other murdered Kansas City has seen.
The strange occurrences in the President Hotel
have fascinated people for almost a century.
A few years ago, the case files were made public
for the first time.
Some 500 documents contain detailed witness accounts,
anonymous phone calls, letters from a dead man,
and a mysterious object found in an attic decades later.
This is the unsolved murder in Room 1046.
Hmm.
Interesting.
This video is largely based in the official case files of the Kansas City Police.
Some details are based on research conducted by Dr. John Arthur Horner of the Kansas City Public Library.
I welcome myself to John's case files.
He prefers to gain access to these files.
We also referenced the 1943 article, Mystery Murder, Room 1046 by the Newcastle Sun.
Further sources can be found in the description.
Oh, and yes, we fully recreated the room and hallway to bring this story to life for you what?
What?
It's afternoon bellboy Randolph probes disaster escort a new guest to his room against his Roland T. Owen
He looks young, but his age is hard to guess you could be anywhere from his early 20s to his mid 20s
He's well dressed in a black overcoat with a heavy set build and brown hair
He also has cauliflower ear giving him the look of a boxer or a wrestler
They take the elevator all the way to the 10th floor
While checking in the young man had made a very specific request
He asked for a room several floors up with a window that didn't face
1046
In the elevator, Owen tells Probst that he stayed at the nearby Mulebac Hotel the night before.
When they enter the room, Probst turns on the light.
He observes Owen taking the brush, comb, and toothpaste out of his overcoat pocket and
putting them above the bathroom sink.
Strangely, they're the only items he checked in with.
As they leave the room, Probst turns off the light, locks the door from the outside
and gives the key to Owen.
They ride the elevator down to the lobby together and Owen leaves the building.
Yeah, he's a boxer who's involved in mafia and they wanted him to sit and fix a bet on
a fight and he didn't and then they got him.
Bang!
That's my, that's my wild guess.
Around 40 months later, cleaning lady Mary Sopdick knocks on the door of room 1046.
To her surprise, Owen opens it.
She had expected a female guest so she excuses herself telling Owen she'll call
again later.
but he doesn't seem to mind.
Entering the room, Soptik notices the blinds are drawn tight.
The only light comes from a dim desk lamp.
Seeing the expression on Owen's face, she notes that he seems...
Worried about something, or afraid.
As she starts to clean, he puts on his overcoat,
goes to the bathroom to comb his hair, and leaves the room.
On his way out, he instructs Soptik not to lock the door,
This is expecting a friend in a few minutes, but by the time she leaves, no one else has arrived.
Bringing room 1046 to life took quite a lot out of a producer, Mona.
And it's tough to wind down after adrenaline-filled production days.
Saptic returns to the room to deliver some fresh towels.
The door is unlocked.
Owen is lying across the bed in the dark.
Walking in, she notices a note on the desk.
Dawn, I'll be back in 15 minutes. Wait.
Subtick comes back to clean again the next morning.
She unlocks the door and finds Owen inside, sitting alone in the dark. Then a realization hits her.
I realized then, after I had unlocked this door, that the man had been locked in the room from the outside.
If he had locked it from the inside her key wouldn't have turned in the lock
While she's making the bed the phone rings
Owen picks up the receiver and says no Don. I don't want to eat. I'm not hungry. I just had breakfast
Before hanging up. He repeats that he isn't hungry
After the call he asked about her job and whether she's in charge of the whole is this dawn and while I'm an adult
about him eating or not. I'm telling you, it's like some boxing related plus mobility.
I think it's, I think, or it's a code. I should have had something.
Oh, Floor. He mentions that he recently changed hotels.
At around four o'clock that afternoon, she returns to deliver fresh towels.
But this time, Olin isn't alone. As Saptic approaches the door, she hears two men talking
in low tones. She knocks in the door.
Who is it? It's the maid. I want to leave some fresh towels.
No, we don't need any. We've got enough.
Strange, she thinks. She didn't leave any towels in the room that morning, and the
only reason the other man might lie is to keep her out of the room.
How do you put any game?
Robert Lane is driving down 13th Street past Lydia Avenue when he notices a man
running down the street toward him. It's a cold January night, but he's only wearing
shoes, trousers, and an undershirt. Waving and shouting, the stranger asks Lane to stop.
But when he approaches the car, he realizes it's a mistake.
I'm sorry, I thought you were a taxi.
Still, he asks for a ride.
Will you take me to where I can get a cab?
Lane agrees, and as the man hops into the back seat, he gets a closer look
at him. There's a deep scratch on his left arm, and he's cupping his hands together,
as if to catch blood dripping from a more serious wound.
You look as if you've been in it bad. The man responds with a grumbled threat to his
attacker.
I don't kill that f***** tomorrow! The statement sticks in Lane's mind. When they
reach the intersection at 12th and Troust, the young man thanks him and jumps out
of the car. He runs to a parked taxi, opens the door and honks the horn, summoning
the driver from the nearby restaurant. What?
Jack! Jack! Jack!
Elevator operator and stand-in bellboy, Charles Blocker, is clocking in for his night shift.
Shortly afterā¦
Jack, this is rough because I mean me and Mosoch brat don't know what it's like 100 years
ago to live around like, we don't know how common these things are if it's not common.
Like you're not 100 years old! No you're not!
No you're fucking not! No you're fucking not!
recognizes her as a commercial and often frequents the hotel with different men.
She's about 5'6", 135 pounds, with black hair, and she's wearing a black Hudson seal
coat with a light strip of fur on the collar.
She asks about room 1026, telling Blocker that she's looking for a client, a man who
is usually very prompt in his appointments.
But after a short time she returns to the elevator, claiming she couldn't find him.
takes her back to the lobby and she leaves the hotel.
After about an hour, she's back.
This time she's accompanied by a man.
He's around her height, with a slender build.
He's wearing a light brown overcoat, a brown hat, and brown shoes.
They ask to be taken up together, this time to the ninth floor.
Around 4.15 am, the woman returns from the ninth floor and leaves the hotel.
15 minutes later, the man she arrived with follows, on the way down, he complains to Blockhead.
They should have had every character with their own color, because it's confusing.
But he couldn't sleep. Then he leaves.
It's the middle of the night, and hotel guest Jean Owen is lying awake in her room. Room 1048.
She's trying to sleep, but the noises coming from the room next door are keeping her up.
She can hear multiple voices, sounding both male and female.
They're talking loudly and swearing.
It's so loud, in fact, that she considers calling the front desk,
when she decides against it.
Eventually, she falls asleep.
When she wakes up at 8 a.m., it's quiet.
She eats breakfast and checks out,
unaware that in the room next to hers,
only a few hours later,
a man will be found, inches from death.
Kansas City police detectives Ira L. Johnson and William E. Eldridge are at a loss. They've
finished interviewing all the witnesses they could find, but their statements have led
to more questions than answers. The front desk ledger at the President Hotel shows the victim
signed in as Roland T. Owen from Los Angeles. But when they checked the ledger at the
Mubak Hotel, where he told staff he had previously stayed, he was signed in as Eugene K.
God. The detectives contacted authorities in Los Angeles, but neither name could be found
in any records. They're fake identities. They also pursued another lead, but the victim
was a professional wrestler. A week after the man's death, a wrestling promoter from
Arkansas named Tony Bernardi came to identify the body. At Melody McGillie Funeral Home,
Bernardi positively identified the man as one who had approached him weeks earlier
for work. According to John Horner, the name he had given was Cecil Werner, another alias
leading to another dead end. Based in the accounts of the hotel's maiden
bellboy, someone clearly locked the victim in his room. Was he being held prisoner?
The Newcastle Sun claims that Owen likely didn't have the key to his room, as it
wasn't found there after his death. And this wasn't the only thing that was missing.
So whoever it was that's involved, it hasn't been big enough that he has a key to the place.
So there has to be somebody that either owns it or co-owns it or somebody who knows if
somebody owns it or something like that.
All of the victims' clothing, his toiletries, and the knife he was stabbed with had disappeared.
Anything that could help the police identify him.
According to Horner.
Or he came from the window from the fire escape.
All that was left behind was an odd collection of items, a necktie label, a hairpin, a safety
pin, an unlit cigarette, and a small, unopened bottle of diluted sulfuric acid.
The only other clue the detectives found in the room were fingerprints on the telephone
stand, likely a woman's, possibly the same woman Jean heard arguing with two men on
the night of the murder.
It's plausible they were left there by the prostitute seen by the elevator operator,
but she was never seen entering the room.
Then there's the man she was with.
Was it the same man who had been in the room earlier
talking quietly with Owen?
Could that be Don, the man that he had talked to
on the phone, the one that the note was for?
Did they really have business on the ninth floor?
Or did they take the stairs one floor up
to avoid being seen entering the 10th floor
via the elevator?
No, they went to the ninth floor
to go up the 10th floor to the fire escape.
Were they both present when Owen was bound and stabbed?
After all, the doctor had estimated that his wounds were 6-7 hours old when he was found.
This would mean that they were inflicted in the middle of the night, and that the victim
had already been wounded when the bellboys came knocking that morning.
But when the detective asked who had hurt him, the victim simply said,
Nobody.
Was he afraid, delirious from his brain injury, or was he maybe trying to protect
his attacker?
The account from Robert Lane, the driver, adds to the confusion.
According to Horner, the detectives had him identify the body in the mort, and Lane claimed
that Owen was, in fact, the man he had given a ride to.
But the detectives didn't think it was possible for the young man to leave the hotel and
return dressed in his underwear.
Not without somebody in the lobby spotting him.
I don't know anymore.
At the end of the day, the detectives had nothing.
No murder weapon.
No murderer.
Not even the victim's identity.
any actionable leads the investigation runs to a halt but then the strange calls start
this is mr. McGillie he's the undertaker at the melody McGillie funeral hall
where the body of Roland T. Owens has been on display for around three months
During this time, thousands of people stopped by in the hopes of identifying the body.
Without any luck.
Since no family member or relative has come forward to claim it, the time has come to
bury the body in a mass grave reserved for the poor and the anonymous.
But first, an obituary for the unknown man is published in the Kansas City Journal post.
Horner claims that shortly after, Mr. McGillie receives an anonymous phone call.
The man on the other end makes a simple request.
Don't bury Owen in a pompous grave.
Instead, he asks that Owen be buried in Memorial Park Cemetery.
He assures the undertaker...
I will send funds to cover the funeral expenses.
The caller explains that Owen...
...jilted a girl he'd promised to marry.
He claims to have witnessed this...
...and that the three of them held a...
...little meeting...
...at the President Hotel.
Who is this?
I'll have to report this to the police.
Unconcerned. The man simply responds...
That's all right, Mr. McGillie.
He says one last thing before hanging up.
Owen hadn't played the game fair,
and cheaters usually get what's coming to them.
Meanwhile, the editor of the journal post also receives a phone call.
But this time, the caller is a woman.
She tells the editor that the story in the paper is wrong.
Rowling Owen will not be buried in a pauper's grave.
Arrangements have been made for his funeral.
What? Who are you? Who's calling?
Never mind. I know what I'm talking about.
What happened to Owen at the hotel?
He got into a jam.
Just as the man in the first call promised Mr. McGillie,
20 days later, the funeral home receives a special delivery.
A letter carefully addressed using a pen and ruler.
Enclosed is $25 in cash.
It's what I bought!
And this isn't the only anonymous delivery.
13 American Beauty roses are sent to the funeral.
The florist who delivers them is instructed to include a card.
It contains just the words...
Love forever, Louise.
The fuck is Louise?
LaLaw T. Owen is buried in Memorial Park Cemetery instead of in a pauper's grave.
Okay.
Police detected.
How can it be love forever if you're not going to give information about what's going on in it?
Let's give it a bucket, give it a bucket.
It's not real love, you would at least chip in with some information.
Gives it the only pallbearers.
Expecting the man or Louise to show up.
Other officers disguised themselves as grave-dickers and watched the cemetery for days.
In the end, no one shows up to the funeral.
No one visits the grave.
The phone calls and the cash deliveries are impossible to trace.
Despite a new theory being pushed in newspapers that this was a lover's quarrel gone wrong,
investigators don't buy it.
The once again, it's a wrestle thing, and he would then do what he was supposed
to do.
And he won but he cheated it.
Not a loss.
For almost two years, the trail goes cold, until a certain woman randomly stumbles on
a curious newspaper article titled, The Mystery of Room Number 1046.
This is Ruby Ogletree.
She's looking at an article published in the American Weekly in May 1935.
The article features a photo of a dead man, a man she recognizes immediately.
The scar on his head is unmistakable.
He remembers him getting it from a grease burn as a child.
It's her son, Artemis Ogletree, who at the time of his death was only 17 years old.
The article claims he was murdered over a year ago in January.
The question is, if her son is really dead, then who's been writing to her all this time?
In April of 1934, Artemis left his hometown of Birmingham, Alabama to hitchhike across
the country with a friend named Joe Simpson. In late January 1935 Ruby receives a letter
from her son. It's been a few weeks since he last wrote. His previous letters were always
simple telling her about his latest job prospects, his next destination and the friends he was
traveling with.
I think that fellow I told you about was going to open a business and give me half
interest in it has definitely made up his mind to open in the spring. He is about
the best friend I have. He has a big Cadillac. We're going to Excelsior Springs next weekend.
Artemis always rips by hand. He's writing the straightforward, but little exaggeration
and few flourishes. But this letter is different. Ruby notices that it was written using a
typewriter. As far as she knows, her son never learned how to type. But the letter
says otherwise. I still practice on the typewriter when I get a chance. The big typewriter
companies have branches in all large towns where you can practice all you want to.
So in the one message written on the typewriter, he has an alibi for the typewriting?
That's Gap. That's Gap.
It's plausible that he could have learned, but it does strike her as suspicious.
Reading the letter further, she finds out about his grand plans to head to New York
inspired by a conversation with a sailor.
I was talking to a fellow the other day, he just got back from Europe,
worked his way across and back on a big freighter.
He implies that he wants to travel the world and head for Europe but first he
has to make it to New York. Conveniently, he gets a chance to do just that.
The man wants me to drive him and his family to New York.
The letter ends with a strange handwritten post-script.
P.S. Don't worry about Artemis. Sorry to learn he's not coming home.
Lem. What?
Ruby receives the next letter several weeks later. This time from New York.
Apparently Artemis had driven the man who he now identifies as Mr. Jordan to the city
Jordan then helped him get a job, but it didn't work out
What stands out most to her is the letters outlandish detail and unusual slang. I got poisoned on something
I ate at some dump. I was laid up for a few days and my stomach pained me a lot
But I finally got over that
Then I got the flu and had to go to bed for almost nine weeks, and I guess I was pretty sick
What?
This is inconsistent.
Elsewhere, he claims to have only been in New York for six weeks.
After making excuses for not writing sooner, Artemis expands in his plans to work in a freighter.
I think that I'll be leaving here in a few days to go on across the Big Pond.
I understand it takes almost a month to get across.
There may be a few more weeks to unload the ship at different ports.
He includes the address of a post office in Paris telling his mother to send her letters to him there.
I sure want to see Paris, so I'll be heading that way all the time
Shortly after Ruby receives another letter from New York. Well, I joined the freighter for the trip across and they have put me to work already
Confirming his departure. He clarifies one last detail. I decided not to send my heavy coat home
In the previous letter he had written that he might send his winter clothes home to her
It's a curious detail a coat also disappeared from the scene of the crime
The signature in this final letter is once again typewritten. Artemis.
Okay, but Ruby Ogletree doesn't-
It's something I've already killed, though.
I'm just trying to create distance between the murder and, you know, so that you can get away.
But all of this just...
Can I... I don't get it.
Hear from your son for another four months.
It's a no risk for what-
Then, one day in August, she receives a phone call from a man with a familiar name.
Mr. Godfrey Jordan
The guy in the car.
He has a 45-minute phone call with his son's mysterious benefactor
Jordan tells her that he's just left Artemis in Cairo, Egypt where they had met while Jordan was traveling through the Holy Land
What?
Another inconsistency. Mr. Jordan supposedly met Artemis in New York. Now he's claiming them at somewhere halfway around the world.
So where's the Holy Land at?
According to him the two formed a life-and-death bond when Artemis saved him from a band of thugs
To repay him, Jordan says he gave Artemis money and arranged for his passage home through Paris in London.
The Newcastle Sun reports that he also claimed Artemis married a wealthy woman in Cairo and was doing well.
Conveniently, he even has an explanation for the typewritten letters.
Apparently, Artemis lost his right thumb during the fight for Jordan's life.
Because of this injury, he could no longer hold a pen for right.
This also doesn't make much sense.
Why would he have started typing in New York, even though he only lost his thumb in Cairo?
Ruby is understandably alarmed by the call.
Jordan assures her that Artemis is fine and will be home for Christmas.
He urges her not to worry about not hearing from her son, but she doesn't buy it.
The story simply seems too outlandish, which begins an investigation of her own.
First, she contacts the American Consul General in Cairo.
Yeah, I wanted to do your own investigation.
I mean, it's just cooked already, no?
I mean, did you have to collect people
through fucking pigeon voyager or some telepathy
or some fucking, some bird or something, whatever?
Details are called with Jordan and ask them to find the sign.
We're not seeing the information back, let's go.
The council replies a few weeks later.
They are unable to find any trace of him.
Then she writes to the director of the FBI,
J. Edgar Hoover, asking for any information.
Also, okay.
10 days later, Hoover replies.
What?
The search of the bureau files has failed to disclose any information about her son.
She also writes to the Department of State to inquire about Artemis' passport.
No record is found of such a document ever being issued to him, meaning legally he couldn't
have traveled to Egypt.
Making no progress with her inquiries, she has one last hope that her son will make
his way home for Christmas.
But despite Jordan's promise, Artemis never shows up.
Desperate, Ruby makes a last-ditch effort to find her son. She sends a letter to the
president, Franklin D. Roosevelt. It contains a photo, a description, and a mother's plea.
I fear he has fallen into the hands of some gang, or something has happened to him. I
simply must find some trace of him. Her letter to the White House is forwarded
to the FBI. Eight days later, she again receives a response from FBI Director Jad
for Hoover.
Please be advised that this photograph is being retained in the files here for future
reference.
Regarding your son, you'll be promptly notified.
The picture she sent isn't linked to the murder in Kansas City.
Things don't fall into place for Ruby, until she sees her dead son in that article, ten
months later.
The identification of Rowling T. O. is a bad guy who's lucky.
He breathes new life into the investigation.
With the victim's real name,
the detectives are able to retrace his steps.
Check, at the time, let's be honest.
If you have a cat like him, you're opening a big business
and you give somebody 50% or whatever,
it's in the city market.
There's been some bad shit located.
They discovered that for several months,
he had stayed at a third place in Kansas City,
the St. Regis Hotel.
There, he checked in with a companion,
a man who signed the register as Donald Kelso.
Presumably, THE God.
In 1937, there finally seems to be a break in the case.
A man is arrested in New York.
A career criminal who is known to have used Donald Kelso as an alias before.
A man who served time in a psychiatric ward in Artemis' hometown of Birmingham, Alabama.
A man convicted of a murder in New York that had striking similarities to the Ogletree
killing.
According to a New Yorker article from 1938, he had shot his roommate, dismembered him and attempted to ship the nude body to Memphis in a steamer truck.
His real name is Joseph Ogden.
Wait, like Ogden 3?
Police Chief Otto Higgins decides that the cases have too many things in common for it to be a coincidence.
To prove the connection, the police send samples of Joseph Ogden's handwriting in the hotel register.
There's a guy named Ogtree and a guy named Don Ogden Ogtree.
It's like he's just mixing the words around us.
To the FBI.
But the tests are inconclusive.
Still, Chief Higgins is convinced that Ogden is the killer.
In the minds of the police, the murder is solved.
We have the picture of Joseph Ogden and are satisfied that he is the man known to us as Don Kelso.
Letters written to his mother? All check.
You might call it a mother's intuition.
Ruby Ogletree doesn't believe Ogden is her son's killer.
To her, the letters in the phone call she received were too personal.
They didn't seem like the work of a random gangster.
It was someone who knew her son intimately.
Someone like his friend Joe Simpson.
Yeah!
And Ruby has mentioned her suspicions about Simpson to the police before.
Mrs. Ogletree does not know of anyone her son left Birmingham with except Joe Simpson
But the detectives have already corresponded with Simpson by letter
He claimed that he traveled with Artemis to Los Angeles where they split up never to meet again
Less than a month after Higgins writes that he's satisfied Ogden is the killer Ruby writes to him again
urging him to look into Simpson. I really do believe Joe Simpson can give us some real information
If you could only make him talk
But the detectives ignore her suspicions.
In their eyes, his alibi doesn't warrant further investigation.
So Ruby continues her investigation along, determined to find an answer.
Her first lead is a letter Joe Simpson had sent after it became public knowledge that Artemis
was the victim in the mysterious murder in room 1046.
In it, he told the same story he had presented to the police.
I was horrified to read of the atrocious slaying of your son.
Artemis was a good boy and I'm sure he wasn't involved in anything illegitimate.
Wait!
If there's anything I can do to aid in the solving of this case, I will be very glad to help.
This thoughtful gesture also contained an interesting post script.
P.S. Artemis and I left Birmingham alone. Only two of us.
If true, this means that Simpson was the only person on record to have seen Artemis alive
before we emerged under different aliases in Kansas City.
Ruby becomes even more suspicious when she finds out Simpson had failed to visit her
while in Birmingham for work.
He'd promised to do so multiple times.
Clearly he's avoiding her for some reason.
She wants to speak to him face to face, so she hunts him down.
Reasonable.
Ruby, her husband and a friend, track Simpson to the house of one of his friends, Bill
Hogan.
car is parked in the street. So Mr. Ogletree goes to look for him, leaving his wife and
her friend behind. It takes over an hour for Joe and his friend Bill to come outside. All
five sit in the Ogletree's cramped car together.
Mexico said no.
Well, five years are a long time for one to keep trying to see one. I had been told
he did not intend to see me at all.
Joe tells Ruby that he had only avoided seeing her because he was afraid she would cry.
It seems to her that Joe answers her questions very carefully.
Mostly, he claims not to remember.
But a few key things stand out to her.
The first is Simpson's voice and speech patterns.
During her call with God for Jordan,
she had noticed a specific verbal tick.
He repeatedly prefaced his sentences with,
You see?
Or,
You see?
It's like this.
Sitting in the car now, Joe says something that
sets alarm bells ringing.
You see, Artemis told me he wanted to go to Africa.
right after his friend Bill corrects him saying Egypt why would he correct Egypt
and how would these boys know about the Egypt lie she was told on the phone the
longer she hears his voice the more confident she becomes finally she
confronts Joe directly I looked Joe Square in the eyes and I told him I
wouldn't know the voice that talked to me from Memphis
Bang!
He's sitting closely together in the car.
His physical reaction is difficult to hide.
He turned red, dropped his eyes, and was nervous.
When the investigation comes up, she notes a curious shift in Joe's demeanor.
She says that Kansas City's chief of police called the murder in Room 1046 the perfect
crime.
At that, Joe seems to become... cocky.
He laughs and says...
It is.
They'll never get the ones who killed him.
How would they know what's wrong with him?
air, and the wire had been sent from Kansas City, Missouri.
If Joe remembers Artemis needing new shoes, it's likely the boys were together in Kansas
City.
Then Joe implies that he couldn't have been with Artemis because he was in high school
during that time in 1935, but Ruby sees in the school's records that Joe was expelled
for poor attendance on January 2, 1935.
The same day Artemis checked into the President Hotel.
The records also show that Joe had been absent from school for a total of 21.5 days, meaning
that he also could have been absent in the days before the murder.
Finally, Joe claims he would have stayed in touch with Artemis after they split up.
He promises Ruby he'll send her a letter he received from Artemis.
The letter he claims was badly typed.
Ruby knows all the letters Artemis would have sent while he was with Joe were hand
written.
The letters she'd received from the imposter after her son's death weren't public
knowledge.
Why does Joe claim that Artemis used a typewriter?
Did he receive a letter from the same impostor?
Or is he himself the impostor?
I'm talking with the boy, Joe Simpson.
I was reasonably convinced that he is the person that talked to me.
Seven months after my son was killed.
Ruby never receives a letter from Joe after their meeting.
I mean, when he fails to deliver on his...
Jack, if this was among us, I mean, I already voted it.
Jack, everybody voted already.
I miss their entire conversation in detail and reports it to the Kansas City Police Department
But Joe is never prosecuted for the murder of her son
More than a decade passes the murder in room 1046 is still unsolved
What a song then in 1950 the FBI analyzes the handwriting samples from Joseph Ogden and Don Kelso again
This time they come to a definitive conclusion
conclusion. The handwriting doesn't match. Ogden was most likely not the killer. Donald
Kelso was never identified. The case goes cold once again, until a final mysterious
phone call is made over 50 years later. What? Dr. John Horner is a researcher and librarian
at the Kansas City Public Library. He claims that one day he receives an anonymous phone
call from out of state. The caller recounts clearing out the possessions of an elderly
person who had recently died. Among the things they found was a box. Inside was a collection
of newspaper clippings about the murder of Roland T. Owen. But there's more. The box
also contained something mentioned in the newspaper stories. Horner asks what the
item is. But the caller refuses to identify it. Without giving their name, the caller
hangs up and disappears.
Okay, the whole story makes sense, right?
I think this is the only part that could be completely dog shit, because that could be
some fucker just being annoying.
Like he's somebody partially related, saw something way back or something like that
order, and he's trying to be a fucker.
This could be a prank caller literally like what? Oh, like the caller refuses to
These things aren't very without giving their name the caller hangs up. There's anything you need here. There's nothing
So he says something to nobody knows or whatever and then it's like, okay now this is more valid
It's just a random guy
Okay, I think that was interesting, but if you just feel like if this is like solved in a sense
like we watch a lot of like unsolved shit this is like it just seems solved
so it's kind of like it feels solved
oh chat he's just doing good what the Asian level videos
Nio promised a science fiction future once envisioned to be the world
I mean, what you have today is a project that has collapsed in all its major elements.
And that was really honest of the reason I'm doing it.
...of the ambitious plan to pivot Saudi Arabia away from oil.
We are behind the scenes. The project's own staff were sounding the alarm.
We've talked to numerous former employees. We've looked at satellite images.
We've looked at internal financial documents.
It's all to find out how and why the world's largest construction...
I mean that's incidental project though.
I mean...
What is next for me?
The centerpiece of Neon became the line longer than the state of Connecticut.
It had over seven billion square feet.
That is more than the combined square footage of every single building in New York
City.
This really feels like in my in my craft when you can play with the boys and get a project like dude wait hold on
Let's do this crazy shit. You start building it and after like a few hours like okay. Fuck this shit
Let's just go back to our dirt house and it's a one a pair
The Empire State Building T that run continuously except for a chunk where they funneled through the mountains
Oh, John and it would have nine million people
MBS wanted this to be like nothing the world had ever seen before he repeatedly told his staff
he wanted zero gravity architecture. Architecture that looks like you're in
space where gravity doesn't apply. When I first saw it my thought was there is not
enough money out there to do this. How on earth is this government going to
fund this? Surely there was going to be a reckoning at some point. Over the past
nine months or so that reckoning has arrived. What our reporting shows is
that construction on all the major projects has stopped or is winding down.
We've talked to numerous former employees
So what are you doing? All the bombs are this way?
And the expectation by them and many others is that this project would be too costly to restart for any of the major elements
We reached out to NEOM for comment on the project's current development status, but we didn't get a response
Quite a new share
You all should have
The head of Saudi Arabia's public investment fund, the sovereign wealth fund that controls NEOM, has said that no projects have been cancelled at NEOM
Instead, he characterized it as a reprioritization.
Is the line important to get in the 30s?
I don't think so.
Of course not. It's good to have...
Yeah, data centers.
They could turn the B of the line into a big data center,
and use some of the water.
This is so like water induction.
It's a really clear picture of...
That's why.
The PIF annually publishes its financial statements, but it doesn't break out specifics for NEO.
What they showed us was some large hits, what you call them.
They're right next to the water.
The line connects to the water, okay?
Now listen, if they were able to fucking lift the gas blocks, okay, or to make the
pyramids, they could fucking do this shit for data centers.
Impairments were write-downs on their capital projects, of which NEO missed the largest.
They wrote off 46.8 billion Saudi riyals in 2025 and 74.7 billion in 2024 and that's equal
to writing off 12 billion US dollars or 17 billion in 2024.
What we understand from multiple people familiar with the matter is that the country has
spent well over 50 billion dollars on NIO now and will spend many billion more on
something like that.
Was it NIO?
Like sponsoring 100 people?
So how did we get here?
I thought they almost like a big spot of uh...
In the beginning to craft what Neom would be
Like else, yes, yes, or at least, yes, right
They were top western consultants
and came up with an enormous number of ideas
We got access to a
2000 plus page document
that detailed all of these ideas
They were, yeah, I don't know why they were
Artificial Moon, there is written down an idea
for Jurassic Park theme park
They also had plans to control the weather
So here is the artificial moon plan and it calls for it to be the biggest
installation in the world. They give an example of a potential partner as NASA.
The ideas from consultants became the blueprints for several key sub-projects.
The biggest sub-project was the line. You then had Progena which is a ski
resort in an arid desert mountain. What? Where they would have snow three
months of the year, where snow only today falls in sprinklings and melds right away.
There was Oxagon, which was supposed to be an advanced port city for logistics and modern
manufacturing of all types.
And then there was Sindala, which is a high end resort on an island aimed at the Super
Yacht crowd.
Early on, to get this done, staff realized they had a mountain of concerns they were
We got hold of a huge number of concerns, and it ranges from environmental to
to liveability, to architecture, to to
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Bob's Ender chest, the shit that we could build, we did this shit, we'd be busted.
Of all of the boards for the sub-projects within...
And think about it!
He's chair of the Public Investment Fund, which funds Neon, and he runs the country.
This structure fed into everything at Neon and led to a lot of problems.
We reviewed a draft internal audit of the project that found a conscious manipulation of financials
of Neon by staff.
This was common according to former employees that we spoke to.
We reviewed the details from a 2023 document to the Trajanum Board and what it showed
do is that the project costs were ballooning and had a $39 billion.
Well, if you're a worker, or if you're a contractor,
and you're paid or not to do some shit, and he's like, OK,
this is not feasible, but they're paying me to do it.
I mean, they just did it.
I mean, I'm sure everybody involved just did the work.
I mean, fuck it.
They're paying by the hour and shit.
Because the Crown Prince wanted all the projects
to be profitable.
So when project staff made proposals
and came up with renderings,
they needed to show that a project would actually, over time,
pay back to the Saudi state.
What did staff do?
So we can see in this presentation
that to adjust for the rising costs,
they also increased the expected revenue
that they were going to be getting
from all of the things at the project.
An inventive glamping site was envisioning
that it would get $216 a night.
They adjusted it to $704 a night.
Suddenly hotels would be much more profitable,
even though no conditions on the ground
had changed from one month to another.
Jack, Jack, this guy,
you're playing that some sim game
and you just put his sliders up on like,
like taxes and income or whatever.
You know what I mean?
One little piece of neem.
I mean, this is just short,
this is just so long.
I know the railing game.
Throughout the project.
Better than the end game,
some rich people see where they're at.
Neon was described as a $500 billion project initially,
but a draft board presentation
reviewed by the Wall Street Journal.
I mean, dude, look at this shit.
initially but like brother a draft board presentation or this is insane be by
the Wall Street Journal showed that the capital required to build out Neon to
its end state by 20 just imagine the amount of money being put into a kind
that is more than 25 times Saudi's annual budget at the time for the whole
country and Neon spokesperson said at the time that the journal was
is incorrectly interpreting and misrepresenting the figures,
but declined to provide additional details.
Well, that's probably also true,
but we both can be true at the same time.
Well, the app here at the end is that they are focused on oxygone.
What the fuck is the oxygone?
Octo-oxygone?
Starting late last year, NEOM began cancelling the contracts of many of the projects that were underway.
In recent months we've started to see public acknowledgement of that.
CEOs have been talking on conference calls about how their work at NEOM is over.
The project like NEOM is now in the doldrums and it's not happening anymore.
The two NEOM contracts in Saudi Arabia were cancelled.
The basic structural problem at Neon was that he was scheduled for doing the past as a dance of mutual delusion.
It was a project where truth simply couldn't be told.
MBS had fantastical views of what Neon should be, but the people around him wouldn't tell him it was impossible.
The tale of Mount Penguin, the tale of Icarus, the tale of the Emperor's new clothes, where
the fantastical visions of the crown prince collided with the financial reality.
Alright, well, I mean I'll finish it later on. It's all good. Well now I'm gonna get the money.
These things for free are you fucking stupid? Oh, that's what I made that. What the fuck is he talking about at role?
He's saying what?
This is the type of shit
I was on when I got a money drop pack on GTA 5. Yeah, I get it
This is the same machine you build up whenever you finally found a plug in it
You put on the mega server to put if I can put the fucking XYZ blocks and you just make a full
Mega stone slab that goes across the whole thing. Holy shit. Holy jack. I that world edit it
Yo, what I had, Jack, when we put this shit on the server,
it sparked a brand new mindset of mine.
I began to construct it.
What is that?
Like we've gone, extension?
I'm going to go to the next floor, okay, go to the next floor.
I said I want to have them
This will be completed before you beat force in 14-18
No one said a streaming talk off soon, Mr.
How I think it would be good content
I don't know I don't know I don't get how much
Well, well, well, talk off Leo
What is happening?
Hey, so are you getting down here?
What?
But it looked like it had some little bit of ghosting in it.
Okay, so this looks like it's different devs, I mean, just look at the hair physics.
Very, very odd.
Oh, they didn't even match the same frame rate as that did at the kebuns.
It was like some frame jam shit.
Oh, they even just started doing that sign.
I mean, Wukong initially was announced like years, years, years before.
And the early footage was really bad.
And it became kind of a masterpiece for the drama.
And it should have won the year.
It should have won the year, except they were like, oh, no, China, bad.
America wins an astral fucking dog shit one because they want to do some
anti-propaganda bullshit, weird.
One of the biggest American real propaganda events we've seen in the history of video games.
Bang, I said it.
Yeah, this was rough. This was very rough. The same way as it looked rough on the first time they announced it.
A lot of blur, a lot of like DLCs, Frangen, fucking, whatever, ghosting has all the problems
But yes, early, it's normal.
Is that on everything? That's the problem though.
Is that there are always some frame gen bullshit.
I would rather have one real frame than 60 fake frames.
I'll get a shit. It's trash.
Start with the bullshit Frangix. We don't want it, man
Hey, man, what else? Oh, yeah, this is rock
Jack, Jack, we're entering an era where they do some real blur and some really weird, like,
motion blur around the spinning to mask the ghosting, and it's so shit that I'm stuck.
I can't.
I will have my visible.
I know what a real game looks like.
They're in the middle. They're in the middle.
I didn't get a minute yet.
Didn't get a bit off of it.
Jack, where the hell is my friend?
Your GPU, I know for a fact your GPU, you cannot afford a GPU that's good enough to
run fucking, uh, um, run 1440, okay?
And even if, even if you do, I know for a fact you have GLSS, plus boost, plus ultra,
plus G-Sync, V-Sync, D-N-X-Sync, plus frame-gen on, uh, Yahoo Frames enabled, 16X
Antisopic filtering all the way to fucking late fucking both a a all
I know it with fucking vignette and glare. I I know it
I know you have all this shit enabled. Oh, this looks oh my god, but look at the reflections though
RTS enabled. Oh, like I can't I can't just stop just stop
I like it I like them
That's enough a and those what huge game I
Jagging okay, but the reality is rather you play on 1080p locking xqcl
okay
1080p is more stable and it with most of your hardware you people have
It'll run better it will give you a better experience than a nicely 1440. We don't give a shit
What's your favorite movie? I need a movie to watch PLS. Yo, yo, hey
Go out for the hell Mary. It's actually good
That was a thing
Let me get the top that where they get the friend Jen and it lies there
So you just you know, I pulled you over have the money. So what is your excuse?
Because most games at at 4040 when you launch a game there's some compatibility issues most indie games and shit
aren't even made for this if it bugs out and crush your shit it's unplayable. Chat doesn't play bullshit
$2 seen indie games that on God does don't work on 5 and 4 and 4040 so you don't even have the option for
4 from 4. Are you serious?
It, these bugs, oh my god, I can't, lorpers today, it's too much, it's too much, it's too much
loving in a chat. Guys, it's too much loving. Please stop.
This is you, chat.
And this is you.
500.
Why is that what I call a meme?
That's what playing Marvel Rivals feels like.
Bro Six in his ass-crust cupboard chair every day to start his 10k broken PC just to play
dog shit deadlock on a 1000 and 80 broken monitor on me.
I just stop.
Just stop.
I'm not interested in it, but I think it's like some documentaries I'm sure you're going
to be able to see it with the rest.
Ew, ew, ew.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chat. Of course he thinks 1,080 is good. His shit crashes if he opens a game made after 2018.
Okay.
He has had promised new PC for six months straight and it's missing one part.
Okay.
Okay, now fucking run your 4K HD game on the UE7 with dynamic filtering,
and just have like 16x and fuck it, why does it piece your balls up?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Just strange.
Great.
Great can be F, great can be S+, but where is great right now?
It is correct.
Yeah, I think if I were to ask Great why he puts himself in performance at the UTC.
At the C.
If Great tried, I'm not kidding, I could read his list at their prime and he would
be in the top three.
If not, chop you!
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I guess, yeah, I can't see one, but I don't think it's 5.0, I'm just fucking getting
some fucking PMS check, I can't see.
Buddy!
Buddy!
The PC is right there!
Hold on, hold on, I'm here with this guy, you can see, hold on, watch this.
Watch out, watch this.
Bang!
Hold on, hold on, I'm doing what this guy wants you to do, watch this, watch this, watch this.
Bang? Look, it's right there. Look, the PC is right there. All I do is, I can roll it on a skateboarder.
Look at this, you know what?
Look, it fucking rolls.
See that shit?
I'll plug it whatever I want you to
Alright, this is my day job.
No, the governor of Agro reminds me of a sneaker.
He does that a lot.
He does old school footage for some of his videos.
It's the only thing I could find in recent times, they use official old-school camera
stuff.
Not in the fuck hairline angle, holy cinema gill.
I think the only thing I could find that there is, but really, um, this game was promising
it.
I'm gonna go...
Top video. Where?
Where?
I'm back to the what?
This is a little good try.
So what's it lagging?
What the-
Bro is trying to act all nonchalant about the new camera angle. Bro, don't worry, we'll
see what burns beneath you.
No, I- I- I- What's about that? I- I- I wanna talk to that-
The true steel will speak.
No shame. No shadow.
May makes quick walk of the mall.
Mastery goes far deeper than basic attributes.
Upgrading a weapon unlocks distinct forms and techniques, carving out a unique combat
He lost a war.
You will never worry about a newly acquired weapon being too-
The problem is that I'm a sucker for the souls-like games and I'm playing up playing it just because it's a souls-like
and it looks interesting and in depth enough but I just I just really sad that we could be using all the resources to do new genres and to explore the landscape more and just sprout new genres and shit.
week
What's the report about that? You can reset the weapons level recover all invested materials and
Immediately reinvest them into a new gear. Yes. Yes
Never let a game never let a gamer refund the points that put into the game
They should feel the burn of their mistakes and should embrace the mistake into finding a new play style and be creative around
All mistakes if you let people always reset they end up being menu and ease and built and metta and ease and it's boring
boring
but
Play Dark Souls the pedestals to
But that was to the game you go to the end game. Oh, yeah, the wrong building is as fuck you go die
And you die and you die. You know what I mean until you're you're you're you're you're fully
We've crafted difficulty options as distinct ways to advance the story.
Wayfair remote is intuitive and cinematic, letting anyone feel like a kung fu master.
But for those taking the true challenge, Hailwokamote brings in poor fighting game mechanics.
Bosses won't rely on fixed patterns, they react to spacing,
punch the widths, and adapt to the habits in real life.
Yeah, I like that actually.
I've said this five years ago.
Five years ago, when I was the play dorsal,
I said, I wish the bosses use AI to learn what you do
and to become your talenter,
and it makes you always have to play given it.
for the ultimate test, unlock 66 days mode, like the other difficulty settings, this mode
turns so 66 day countdown into a literal gameplay time lock.
It features the intensity of hell worker,
but every defeat costs you precious time.
If the clock is zero, it is permanent death.
Our ultimate goal is to draw from the deep well of authentic Chinese folk arts and martial arts.
Infusing them into the sleek...
Jack, Kevin, if you buy the wire that's optional and you play it into your arm and if you
die at 66, it injects lethal venom, right, and you punish as the character does it.
It's not life-length.
To show you what that looks like in motion, please take a look at this boss encounter.
I am so sorry, I am so sorry boss.
This is like button mash slot, okay.
Cause that's Souls like it.
But I hate gamers.
I think that, oh, if it's a soul's likeness to be everything like souls, it is absolutely
souls-liking.
Just fuck off already.
Just fuck off with your definitions.
It doesn't need to be everything to be souls-liking to be souls-liking.
It's souls-liking.
It absolutely isn't.
Oh, then it's NIO-like then, okay, okay, here, here, here, we can sell myself, and
it's, it's NIO-like then.
What are your thoughts on the Lindsay Clancy case?
I know that is.
What is that?
I don't bet it's sorry do not to know everything I love almost as shit myself I came down in
this fucking basement to deliver these fucking tanks right everything cool everything normal
turning around I'm chilling I'm looking over here like oh shit she killed her kid in the
answer nigga nigga my fucking heart fell out my ass oh my god
everything I love on this shit myself I came down in this fucking basement to
deliver these fucking tanks right everything cool everything normal turning
around I'm chillin that's scary I mean yelling like to me a video about it
Wait, we're just watching.
Shut up!
Uh, Lindsay's on channel with getting her three children by shingles in a...
Uh, and that's as far as raising one milk is supporting her family.
Umm...
Huh?
What?
What?
I don't get it.
I mean is that real or is that like some sigh up or some shit?
The system failed her.
She was back in failed when no one was there.
I don't know if that's me and he'll make her feel any bad about it.
I mean she's living in hell right now.
I just wanted to support Lindsay and just say it could be, you know, one of my sister-in-laws.
It could be one of my best friends and it could be me.
just here to support. We are hearing her. We see that she tried everything. And I really
do believe that she went into a state outside Coase. Clancy's supporters call her attorney
Kevin Reddington, a champion of women's rights. Is she a woman's rights? Where is this important?
What does she think of this?
I'm going to go in and see her right now.
So if she isn't, if she isn't, she will be.
What do you think of the move?
She's so beat up and just so sad.
This will really help her out, I think.
Tell her we love her.
The crowd of about 200 to 300 people
lined the road as Lindsey Clancy was brought
into the courthouse.
I hope, when this is all over, that the...
So I'm the biggest advocate for women's rights, right?
But if that's the rights that these guys want,
then they should have no rights.
I mean, I gotta think about it.
No, but if you see what I'm saying,
no, I'm not saying that I wore this poorly.
It doesn't make sense.
She tried desperately to get happy,
and it wasn't whether she's guilty.
It doesn't really matter.
Three lives are gone.
And so just get to the truth.
That's all.
Chad, I know what they're saying.
Is that AI?
I tried the medical support house.
I hope when this is all over that the medical field gets
held responsible for some of this because she tried.
She tried desperately to get help.
And it wasn't because of a mother killing her kids
during postpartum.
But TikTok's top detectives have stepped up
and decided the husband teleported home and killed them and framed the mom.
It doesn't really matter. Three lives are gone.
Well, I postpartum, but these are like fucking grown, like, at what?
Like, these are, like, bro, what the fuck are we talking about here?
Hello?
Bro, they're not like just spawned in, as I'm saying. They're not spawned in.
They don't they don't look like they just fucking they're out of the box the mess
This is too long on the list
Correct so two flight climbs occurred during that time period expert testimony from court clarifying the time line
of Lindsay and Patrick Clancy's three children and the evidence may shock a lot of people
watching this trial. This evidence shows that Lindsay was still walking around the house
when Patrick was caught on video at CVS. Despite the fact that both the prosecution and defense
agreed Lindsay killed her children, there are a lot of people following this trial
who believe Patrick did it, not Lindsay. What? But will this evidence convince the
skeptics that Patrick didn't do it. Meanwhile, Lindsay's defense attorney Kevin
Reddick. Okay, I'm going to buy and say some wildest shit. Hold on now. Hold on now.
Even though I will agree that right-right winners are more prone to
conspiracy, right? Far left Andes, when they buy the conspiracy, are 10 million
times worse. I said it. I said it. More at a lower degree, less at a way way more severe
degree and it's complete rata. I mean, I said it. I said it. Watch. The watch could have
been put down, battery died, whatever those issues could be. And the person would still
going down the stairs, going up the stairs, going in the back yard, doing push-ups, whatever.
Friends, I know, right?
It's the trial of the nation's watching.
It's like to live the life of a woman. She did nothing wrong.
Hashtag women's rights.
And today, another big day inside the court.
That's right.
Everyone is now talking about this case.
The case of Lindsay Clancy claiming that she was mentally ill when she killed her three children.
But people aren't talking about her.
They're talking about Patrick.
A lot of people believing that Patrick did it.
Well there was huge evidence today which disproves that theory.
I'm Vinny Pollutan.
Let's investigate.
Hey, but is she just nuts?
Like I'll get it.
I'll get it.
All right.
Were there no signs?
it's message about getting my day out.
Is that like not a recap video, true recap, but like at least something like I want to
know at least the, the, the, you know what I mean, like, like, can I give me a summary
of what?
Well, because there's too many, like, like, the dugout of my baseball game, the children
How's taking your phrase?
Did Genzi say anything to you?
I'm a new little monkey.
Nothing specific that I can recall, other than maybe goodbye.
If you recall something about discussing
something about CVS with her.
Yeah.
And what did she say about CVS?
She wanted me to pick up some stool software for Cora.
And she hadn't mentioned that earlier in the text, correct?
Yeah, I don't think so.
So as you're leaving, she asked you to make a second or another stop while you're out.
Is that correct?
Correct.
Okay.
And in response to that request, did you ask her to do something?
Leave a number.
Yeah, I told her to text it to me, which she did.
I'm sorry, so that was a pressure memory and asked her to text it to you?
Yeah.
And did she do so?
Well, objectively, she did.
It was at approximately 5.15 p.m. that she texted PDLX.
sounds correct so your two stops then that night we're going to be CVS in the
three-view restaurant correct yes where did you go first CVS so it's a pretty
direct route from your house to CVS yeah and that's the CVS we went to that
night yes well about how long did it take you to get there three minutes
I'm going to ask you to look at the video here.
Yes, the CVS.
Is that you entering the store?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think it's the CVS to me, yeah.
Maybe you know Walgreens look here.
And that section you head to on the right is that the pediatric medication section?
Yeah.
Okay.
So how could he have done it?
You can hold there for one second.
As you look at this video, if you look in the bottom corner, bottom left-hand corner,
that's the time stamp there.
Now not all time stamps are accurate, right?
This time stamp is with 533, I believe, if I can see it.
But it's clearly, okay, so there's a time stamp of when he's at CVS.
Right.
And putting together a timeline, time stamps are important.
Let's continue.
62 months.
While you're in that section, looking for the medication,
do you do something?
I called Lindsay.
And why did you call Lindsay?
Because what we were looking for wasn't there.
The shelves were pretty empty.
It was still there in COVID.
It was just, I'm sorry, what?
It was during COVID.
It was during COVID!
OK, so and was that call at about approximately 5.33 PM?
Yeah.
OK.
And then did she answer the call?
I'm not obviously teleported in the house.
She answered when you called her.
She used the hashtag women's rights.
Actually, I think when she didn't, at first, she called back.
No, no, no.
Then did she answer the call?
Yes.
She answered when you called her?
Actually, I think when she didn't, at first, she called back.
OK.
And did you receive a call back from her about a minute
later at 5.34 PM?
Yeah, that's correct.
Okay, and can you describe that phone call for us?
It was very brief.
I just said, I think there was a generic brand
and I said, is this one okay?
And she said, yeah, that's fine.
And then she gave it to me during the call.
She's pretty quiet.
It sounded like she was busy.
I remember hanging up thinking
she's probably in the middle of giving gas or something.
Jeff, even the plea that she had psychosis or whatever,
I mean, it's organized enough and planned enough
for them to orchestrate all this.
You need to have some form of understanding
of what's going on to set this up in the first place.
Like that.
So it sounded to you like she was in the middle of something?
Yeah.
Were you able to understand her when she spoke to you?
Yeah.
And did she seem to understand what you were saying?
Yes.
And she didn't seem to have any trouble
recalling why you were at CVS or something.
Don't kill and Leo's are the most passive people ever final verdict husband guilty what you were looking for
That's correct
Okay, two important things the timing and what's happening. He's at CVS
He's making a phone call to her people who are pouring the finger at Patrick Clancy say no that those phone calls
What in the finger it's gets all so he had already taken care of Lindsay and the kids look cup
Lindsay's already outside.
Now deep on the ground, paralyzed.
The calls were never made.
He was calling from the Apple Watch
to make it look like he was calling Lindsay.
FYI, yes.
Okay.
That's what people say.
That's what people say.
That she told her mom she had thoughts of harming her kids.
Let's take a listen now to Massachusetts police, Andrew Chichio,
who's going to talk here about the timing, right?
right you want to verify the time that he's at CVS. Let's watch. Why were you
asked to go to the CVS in Kingston to obtain surveillance video? Did you notice
any discrepancy in the terms? I did not. Honestly I'm not gonna laugh.
I'm not gonna laugh. Yeah it's just gonna sad. Yeah it's so bald you can
barely tell where the hair even was. And after viewing the video surveillance
there at CVS. Were you able to see Patrick Clancy in the store at CVS?
Yes.
And afraid to say you were able to track that he arrived at 1732 32 and exited the store at 1730 708.
Yes.
Okay, verify the time stamp verify the video. All of that is evidence in the case. Patrick Clancy is at the CVS at that time.
Patrick Clancy says he speaks with Lindsay Clancy. Is that even possible? What was Lindsay Clancy's phone say? What evidence do we have from her phone that day Ian Whiffen?
The big witness today from Selbright, Selbright expert,
testified about what he extracted from Lindsay Clancy's phone
tables.
And then did you create a timeline combining all the data
that we've talked about into one timeline?
I guess, yes.
This is stupid-ass sound, Amy.
Stupid fucking mics.
I'm going to see the page of your report, page 40.
I swear to you, guys, while they make open up
the funding the public can say the courts need better equipment for recording
please public fund us I'll fund the entirety of the country every courthouse
in the fucking all of it all because it's probably gonna be 200 dollars these
mics are good like it is it cost like fucking three and a half dollars what
the fuck is this shit it's not like it's making bro like a ham rate of a
Is this the last page of the timeline?
It is, yes.
In that page, can you explain what we're seeing here?
Yes, so the very first column is the timestamp.
The next few columns which show typically colored is related to the activity,
which we'll be a little bit clearer in a moment.
The rowing of the column is meant to explain what the record is.
at the 1713-16 record. We can see a U, which means the crash was unlocked, I think.
That unlocked the Vendor acid until 1715-12. So, the pentatonic...
I get it. The Cosmine of the Cosmine.
Any activity that happened during that unlocked time is then shown within the rows between.
I mean, I get it.
So, we see the climb of those stairs. So, even though it says flight time started, that's
taking a bit...
Yeah, Jack, Jack, I want to... I just want to know about the mechanics.
You see, Lindsay?
This is 8 minutes, it's like an audit.
Yeah, but that's not stuffed.
You react, Jack.
I'd want like some...
No, this is what you need longer.
Here's the danger, this is why we even bring up these stupid theories and these...
Don't go paying attention to these people who are...
You know, forensic astrology chart? Oh my god.
You know, why didn't you...
Forensic astrology?
Oh my god.
Jack?
Jack.
Shemani's got before her.
Jack the human has unfortunately developed too much. It's an or something to go backwards. I mean
No, that's not it's not they got lawyer. This guy is the one who reviewed it
The DA's
I mean, it's just irresponsible
Destroying a man who you know are trying to destroy a man who who is not been found guilty. I'm all for women's rights, okay
But I hate when they do this thing where it has to be, oh, against a guy.
What about men's rights though?
If the woman's right is for her to do all that to her children and to friend and make
the guy a bad guy, that goes against men's rights.
Like you know, we have both rights.
Don't give anything.
Who's not even been accused of anything.
Who's never been charged with a crime.
Who came home to find his three slaughtered children.
his wife, you know, almost dead at her own hand. When you're dealing with a mental illness
on a case like this, you really, really need to have a jury that is going to listen to the
evidence and be this passionate. You know, it seems like they do have at least the underpinnings
of a decent defense of mental health.
Why would they explain to the man if he was too much?
can go home. She's not going to prison. What the fuck? What? What am I watching? Hi, this
is Bruce Rivers. Welcome to another fun filled episode of criminal lawyer reacts. I'm Bruce
Rivers. You are board certified criminal defense lawyer and it's almost August 16th. By the
time this airs, it'll be August 16th or past it. Anyway, we're reacting today.
And so that's why I have the, where I run, got my Elvis cuff links on today, in honor
of his, the memory of, so let's, let's get into this little bit.
So you make a small recap, so I know, otherwise I'm going to do the mind.
All right.
So Lindsay Clancy is a former labor and delivery officer in Massachusetts.
So you know she's smart and you know she has compassion and she has compassion
belongs to Massachusetts.
So you know she's smart.
And you know, she has compassion
and she has compassion for children
because you don't go into that field
unless you have a passion for that population,
just like cancer doctors.
Okay, I can be a cancer doctor.
She's currently in trial for murdering her three
young children, strangling them by using an exercise band.
One of the things you think about
when you think about this,
the other two had to be watching, you know?
Mommy don't, mommy don't, mommy don't.
She's turning blue.
You know, who knows what the screens were like
for these children.
So Lindsay wasn't alone though,
she had a husband and Patrick went to CVS
and a restaurant to get some food.
Three kids were killed while he was gone.
While at CVS, he called Lindsay,
who didn't answer the phone.
After the murder, she called him back
and had a normal conversation.
After she hung up, she tried to kill herself.
She survived slitting her wrist.
You can think of this.
He's on short, but why does this react so big?
Like, why does it have the screen?
Listen, jumping out of a second-story window
at her own landing on her head.
That's why she's in a wheelchair now.
Unbelievable.
So let's just take a quick peek at a video.
And this is talking about mental health
and how it relates to this case.
The evidence is, it's horrible.
In January of 2023, Lindsey Clancy,
a labor and delivery nurse at Mass General Hospital,
strangled all three of her children
in the basement of their home in Duxbury,
caught her wrists in her neck
and jumped out a second story,
window in an attempted suicide.
She survived, and here we are three and a half years later,
and she's about to stand trial.
Lindsey Clancy's lawyer will be arguing insanity.
She's not contesting that she killed her children,
but what she's saying is that she was suffering
from a severe postpartum psychiatric condition.
Her lawyer will be focusing on the treatment,
or lack of treatment, that she received despite.
So everything leading up to this
is going to be fair game for the defense to present.
Now, what does the state do with this case?
I lost all the files at malpractice
against the medical providers.
Huh?
You know, they just slap it in and say,
I don't think that she has any business
claiming mental health.
I mean, she talked to her husband just before
and she had a total normal tone in her voice
and whatever.
They're gonna try to bat that away
And they'll do that with experts too.
Despite desperate efforts to get help,
the prosecution has the burden in this case
to prove that she was not suffering from mental illness
or if she was, that it didn't make her incapable of knowing
what was wrong, what juror is going to be.
So when you have an affirmative defense,
it's up to the defense to present some evidence.
But then the burden shifts back to the state.
And the state has to prove the prosecution has to prove
Whatever the like first example in self-defense. So if I am trying to case your self-defense and I'm yeah, I'm
Similar there wasn't laboring under a mental illness
essentially and
I think that's gonna be difficult in this case because
You want to kill your kids and kill yourself and if you have a long history of mental illness, you know
Like I was saying I just tried one of these and it was wasn't a close call, you know
But you don't want free, you know
You are deemed mentally ill and dangerous.
And then unless and until they can deem
that you're not really a threat anymore.
But I mean, she tried to kill herself.
She is not happy.
I mean, my heart goes out to this whole family
and to Mrs. Clancy and to the children
and the grandparents and to her husband.
You know, there's all this, you know,
baloney going on about that he actually killed these kids.
I haven't seen anything to support that.
A lot of conspiracy theories and a lot of BS,
but let's continue.
What you have to do is can you follow the law?
If in fact you find that she was suffering
from a mental illness and.
So one of the things you don't want,
you don't want knee jerk jurors.
You know, so this case is one of laws in jury selection,
to be honest with you.
You want somebody to listen to all the evidence,
follow the law without passion, without fear or favor.
And, you know, these are skilled lawyers
who are gonna try to make sure that she gets a fair trial.
And wasn't capable of-
I have a problem with how juries work.
I remember during the OJ thing, I remember,
all but one jurors were all, whatever, right?
It was all like, nah, I get it, whatever.
And then this one person was like, on the other side,
and then they talked more and he flipped.
And that's bullshit.
If somebody, after watching anything,
if somebody's gut feeling, after watching the whole thing,
he's a jury skippable.
Whatever idea he has at the end should be parents.
That's it, well.
You know, resisting these voices,
these hallucinations telling her to kill the children,
if they find out the case,
will they in fact be able to find her not guilty
by reason of insanity or what?
Under the law, they call lack of criminal responsibility.
We don't call it insanity anymore.
It's not guilty by reason of mental illness.
And then, and what does that do?
It just avoids criminal responsibility.
It does not take away, you know, the civil part of this,
where she'll have to be civilly committed.
Lawyers say that jurors are reluctant to acquit
based on insanity because some jurors,
they could have this feeling that, well,
we're letting someone off the hook for something terrible.
It's gonna be-
On that note, you know, there's, in every criminal case,
there's three parties.
There is the perpetrator, there's the rescuer,
and then there's the victim.
Okay, so you have the perpetrator,
the rescuer, and the victim.
criminal case. The rescuer is always the jury. You know, and
when you think about it, think about sitting in the jury in
the jury box and the judge tells you what the facts of this
case are, you get some preliminary and you look at the
person over there. Now, if it's a criminal sexual conduct
case, you're picturing that person fucking somebody, right?
Or if it's a murder case, typically, unless it's dealing
with children, you're like, okay, I want to hear what this
case is all about. You don't do you say
have the same stigma that you do in some other types of
case, unless you're dealing with children. When you're
dealing with children, you have a different yuck factor that, you know, who wants to let
somebody go? I mean, so you really have to be skilled at jury selection in this case.
Be important for both sides to pick a jury that can be impartial and fair and listen
to what is pretty horrible evidence and render, you know, a fair verdict. They expect the
trial to last about six to eight weeks.
So the reason the case is going to take so long is because it's a triple homicide.
You're going to have medical records and you're going to have a medical examiner and three
autopsies.
Yeah, there's going to be a whole thing to be awful.
There's going to be a bunch of experts and counter experts, whatever, and it's going
to be a bunch of loads of photographs.
A bunch of meta, talking about the basic science of what they do, and testing all
about literature and you know what literatures are you know like strangulation and they have to prove
the cause of death nothing's going to be stipulated to me it's going to be it i guess i mean i don't
understand enough uh it makes sense did patrick clancy do it i've compiled a list of all the
evidence the internet clues have gathered it's actually some pretty compelling evidence honestly
Let's get started. Patrick Clancy's timeline. I'll put it right behind me. 515, he leaves his house.
At 532, he arrives at CVS. Between 533 and 534, a 14-second phone call with Lindsay regarding
what medication to pick up for their child. At 537, he leaves CVS. At 554,
or arrives to pick up dinner at 3V.
And Patrick arrives home and finds Lindsay at 6.09 PM.
Things about this timeline.
You look behind me, those are his shoes in CVS,
and those are the shoes he arrives with to pick up dinner.
So at some point it appears that Patrick changed shoes.
It appears to who?
The number of humans or the fucking dumbasses?
What?
Buddy.
Buddy.
Like, what?
From sneakers to boots.
We have to ask ourselves.
Now show the next frame.
Now show the next frame.
Now this is the frame that looks the most white.
This is the frame that looks the most gray because of the fucking shadow and
the angle.
Why would he be changing his shoes?
Honestly, I can't come up with that.
white, this is the front of my body, this is the most gray because of the fucking shadow and the angle.
Why would he be changing his shoes? Honestly, I can't come up with a good answer unless these photos
just look like different shoes and they're actually the same. Then we also have to address
the phone call to Lindsay. Lindsay had to have been in the middle of the act when Patrick called
because it was already 5 34. So she stopped what she was doing, answered the phone call,
answered Patrick and then continued on. We also have to think about how much time
Lindsay actually had to complete this. She had about 45 minutes. So in 45 minutes
she did that to all three children. She crushed up all those pills. She put them
in a drink. She took the drink. She slid her throat. She slid her wrist. Then she
pushed the bed up against the wall and jumped out the window. She also answered
a phone call during that time. A lot of people are speculating that Patrick
took Lindsay's Apple watch with him and actually answered that phone call himself.
A bye for him. Another thing people are saying before Patrick even went to the
store, Lindsay had called CBS and asked if they carried a certain laxative that
he was picking up for the kids and they said they did and Lindsay had texted
him a picture of the laxative. So a lot of people are saying there was no
no reason for Patrick to even be calling Lindsay about that.
That part is all allegedly wasn't able to verify that.
Another thing, Lindsay changed her medical proxy from Patrick to her parents, and her
reason was that her parents were supportive.
So that's kind of inferring that Patrick was not, like, what changed that made her
want to change it from Patrick to her parents?
We don't know.
Biggest thing of all, the police never investigated him.
I'm not sure why they didn't.
I mean, I don't feel like it was open and shut.
I feel like he should have at least been looked into.
He wasn't looked into.
Big one is that Lindsey was unconscious
when the police arrived.
Now, Patrick claims, and this was her confession,
and why they never even looked into Patrick,
that she was conscious when he got home.
She confessed to what she did.
But when the police arrived, she was unconscious,
and a lot of people are saying that she would have never
been conscious when Patrick.
So she could say, the people are saying this,
using the bullshit Twitter excuse of it.
Fans are saying that this streamer's
a fucking stemming piece of shit moron.
Fans are alarmed that this person
is a fucking bitch ass racist scammer.
People have been saying this, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
Got there.
The next thing, her body temperature
was at 82 degrees Fahrenheit.
In order for a body temperature normally to drop that low,
it would take something like 14 hours.
However, since she lost a ton of blood,
the quickest it could have possibly dropped that low
was an hour and a half.
She had about 20 minutes to have her body temperature
drop that low.
A lot of people are saying that's just simply not possible.
She had to be sitting out there a lot longer.
Oh, Lindsay's thyroid was crushed,
but she did not have any facial injuries whatsoever.
So people are questioning, how did her thyroid get
crushed?
And then there's the obvious.
What?
Oh yeah, I can't chat.
Are the people in the room?
I mean, they have to be in the room right now.
All the flock cameras should be able to track him.
That's what they're for.
What?
Dude, dude, I don't think he's gonna understand it.
They don't give a shit about doing all this
because they have, well, let me know, let me know.
Bro, if it's clear where the person is at,
if it's clear, what, from three years ago,
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the kids from Tears of Grave started dating his new wife only four months after this happened, which
Honestly, I'm not sure how he did that unless he was always cheating
How did you form a relationship so quickly after such a tragic tragedy had happened?
Can you tell your wife to ask you about your own kids while she's on 30 different meds fighting for her life?
What?
What?
What is that?
3,000 likes!
Do it it!
Wait, if you didn't ask 340k likes, why don't you do the best ones and send me likes?
She didn't count on her server.
Huh?
I'm...
Yeah, tell me what is that and what are these replies?
Seriously, take this, use that, how many fluky I was to find a woman allegedly at an abortion, we can't do this.
Huh?
Third comment. One, two, hold on, hold on.
Two children, one dead woman on the countess and a man fully intact in the police shop and they don't feel any need to investigate him.
to you and now they are already married not have any facial injuries whatsoever so
people are questioning how did her thyroid get crushed and then not what I
want to do at the end started dating his new wife only four months after this
happened which I honestly I'm not sure how he did that unless he was always
cheating how did you form a relationship so quickly after such a tragic
tragedy had happened to you and now they are already married and expecting
another child.
Let me check this out, it's really crazy.
Lindsay Clancy's birth chart.
Birth chart?
It's so crazy.
No, I don't have the time of birth.
So, really, you can disregard the Ascendant, Descendant, ICMC, Birtex, and all the houses.
I need a birth time.
Huh?
Um, not all of these aspects are necessarily true, because all those points, you don't
know.
I just put it in here.
But, first of all, I need to show.
Okay, so notice anything here?
Starting with no Aquarius.
Notice anything?
Brother.
Brother.
What the fuck?
It's been a while, but I have to pop on here just to say that I've been following
this Lindsay Clancy trial especially as a mother of two who dealt with a lot of
postpartum mental illness and you know just following all their birth charts and
birthdays and zodiac signs he did it. No, no, no! He did it. He's a Gemini man. His
birthday is June 15th. I'm a Gemini woman. My birthday is June 14th. Let me
give you another example of who a Gemini man is. Also birthday June 14th. Men
and women are different, keep that in mind.
Please don't judge me, Donald Trump.
Patrick did it.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
So if you're watching the Lindsay Clancy case,
I've already gone over the forensic crystallology charts
that show that the perpetrator is a...
Yo, chat, what are these women talking about?
These women chat, they bring these charts.
Chat, you will feel like they're from a bro science
and mansplaining it.
I feel like I'm being, I'm being, I can't, I can't fight over it.
I'm being retarded.
There's a male.
The perpetrator is having an affair and that the victims, specifically Lindsay, was drugged
during this.
What?
And I've also gone over with the theory and lie detection.
I'm telling you all right now, when the south node goes into cancer in March of
8 the south node is going to transit over Patrick Clancy's
Is I feel it when I'm sure that I think I think I'm being possessed I think it's a jamming
Eagle moon which is home family emotions his emotional life and then it's better
2029 all the way into 2030 he is going to have eclipses over his genitalia
It's a south node is going over his son his mercury retrograde his penis retrograde
It's not to get real interesting in the next like
RETUAL GRADE?
Like, RETUAL GRADE?
Propulsion?
I can't wait for this man to be humbled
and for karma to do with pain.
Like rocket science?
Ummm...
I'm going to check this out.
But why are you raising money for her though?
me and me and the kitchen for her all lawyers and i thought i'd had money
to do i was looking for a decent no
uh...
they say
say well i don't say well i
say it's what i got at the top of it
there's no way there's no way there's no way say it's what i got
say it's what i got
Put that on the wall, say, say, put that on the wall.
Say wallahi, bro, say wallahi.
Say you swear to God, I just have to.
Jesus.
All right.
Well, well, I noticed that in a lot of these cases,
Okay, I don't, okay, I swear, I don't mean, hold on,
don't do some words, I noticed something.
In a lot of things involving murders and shits, right?
Even when the perpetrator is male or female,
when there's like a big group of supporters,
it's usually big groups of women.
But I'm more interested in the underlying why, why.
Why?
I'm mentioning through the science of what causes that effect.
You think that they're members of the jury
that voted to the quote OJ because of Ronnie King?
Yes.
You do?
Yes.
How many of you think felt that way?
Oh, probably 90% of us.
90%?
Did you feel that way?
Yes.
That was paid back.
Mm-hmm.
You think that's right?
All right.
Yeah.
I mean, Chad, shouldn't there be jail time, Loki?
I mean, Chad, I thought as a jury, you can't do all that.
I'm in this video anyway, okay
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What are the ducks, man?
How's the bait, man?
But, bro...
Well, you can't say that anything is bait, though.
Like, you can't say that.
Now, you look at these adults...
at trivia
all right i've heard enough we need to bring back the witch trials on this
okay yeah okay all right all right shall we begin to name a forgot
um
if i speak
he's called wait right here
what the fuck fish moley
uh... what kind of a cell
plain mortal shall to you know to suck in bitch ass
uh... what i'm not clear
seventy one month sex-causing
yet now and uh... and uh... and uh... and uh... and uh... uh...
uh...
uh... is it is any good
new war game which one
to be back to be able to war dogged excuse me have you like to get on the
so but stream brother
chapter people really really better
abbein holding it forever
chat war dogs and you know
uh...
is it for a man for man
if you have to pay do the buffing please
okay i mean ask us
why not this game
you'll want to play this fish game
get jet is that you think of one of the lot why i like to be a practical
really bad. Um, I asked some friends, I said friends, so if they all play, we'll play it.
New COD Beta Tomro BR, be there or I'll be there.
Jack, you know I got like an 80 car as a new installer.
New commenter tomorrow? But is it going to be public though?
This video is made for educational purposes and contains significant original text commentary.
Yeah, give me like really one minute.
Oh, a trainer one.
Good brakes.
This is a chair. Was that to you? Oh my god.
and with the main interface taken care of let's add some entertainment now for the entertainment
inside the things I added back into it.
No!
Yeah, cause tomorrow won't be possible.
I'm actually seeing Bailey one more time for a date, but.
What are you doing why would you
The sound? Band? The channel usually doesn't have any
uh clips in it usually
it's cool down there isn't
oh i was raising which one
uh i want to i want to
that one what are you doing why would you
Yeah, that's not terrifying, I'm not gonna lie, I feel like most accents when I watch
these videos are like dodgeable, I think those are like, those are the scares on the
things you do.
If they're not that light, I mean, what are you gonna do?
What the- Ow!
Just when you do any break-art as you look behind you, you know what I do, I always
I always get a little bit of a checker.
Like, I like pressing the brakes early,
just to make my cycle up to an honor
before braking more heavily, always.
I give them a little, a little, a little, eek.
I break checkers just to give them a little,
because I know that my brakes are good
and I don't want to get used to using my brakes
for how good they are,
They got behind me right at the end of the road, great sense of gravity.
Get me, get me.
Oh, man, this photo.
I love this song!
Okay, Jacky, Jack, we have three people further than the other way.
Oh, I mean...
Sin inside being with you.
Where is the other scene man, this guy is probably just drunk.
60 months, can I get a low-completes?
So, what about your switch, anyway?
Uh, yeah, I'm done. I'll call the group chat.
Hello?
Saber, yo, buy the game called How to Fish.
I got it installed, so does Red, we're ready to go.
Okay, you guys are better ready players than a lot of people that I've met over the years.
Well done. I'm so thankful to have good friends like you guys.
Thank you.
Honestly, even if you're my best friend, if you can't get a game downloaded in a few minutes,
it makes you want to fucking punch.
I'll get a minute there. It makes you want to fucking punch.
I was losing my mind because usually I'm like good about this shit and then having those tech problems really this month my mic and shit
Really bothered me. I never do that. You know what I mean? So I'm glad that's fixed. I'm good to go
Okay, um, yeah, well done I
Will oh any worse, what do you?
So what what do you mean is this game? I don't know it looked like a fit of fishing slash done game
I
Make sure you're a customer. You're going to have to buy a side. Hello
Yeah, you know you said you had an event if we don't care
We get it you're with people in real life. We don't give a shit. That's not real life
I don't have real life friends for one for two. Okay. I'm just finishing up an event
I'm doing a dating event. I'm gonna throw on purpose so I could play games with you guys
Okay, okay. Okay. I just need like 20 minutes
Alright, well, is that cool?
Yeah, that's cool.
Okay, if you want to know the war dogs, I've never played it, but people have been spamming.
That's tomorrow, beta, it's pre-order to get to beta.
You know what, tomorrow is too, MW4, beta.
Really?
Yeah, but do you have to be cool to play it?
No, I think you just, there's like beta codes.
I got them from Nitro.
Oh really?
Yeah.
From Discord to Nitro?
Yeah, Discord Nitro.
On God?
No.
Wait, what?
If this cod is a disaster, the franchise is actually over forever, so they get that big pressure.
Bill said this in 1998, and this is about the game in 2016.
I mean, I don't know who you're going to.
Yeah, that's pretty true.
Tomorrow is also your day off part-time loser.
Okay, well, you're being rude for no reason. Got it?
What's War Dogs again, Vegas?
It's like Battlefield, the squad, like more realist, like it's like Battlefield and squad
like that kind of vibe with like three teams of, it's three teams instead of two.
I look fucking cool as shit.
I don't know, I've never played it but everybody glazed it super hard so I don't know, I'll
try it.
It's on Steam or?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh
You can't customize the character. Yeah, no, I look straight cool
Yellow is cool, but I'm gonna be the strength of that factor people don't don't put any colors on these days
You did any color is bad color is still cool
The people that look the coolest people that are the most daring and need to and break apart of yourself a color is nice
My character is chopped as shit.
Oh, a sailor.
Hold on, let me just be a bit of a bus now.
Wow, the game started with a very...
This is a way to... no, 2.3?
Oh, you know what other game comes out relatively soon?
It's the Bomb Banana Folder game.
Did we play the demo? Remember, Jesse?
I like the game.
Yeah, we could do that.
Okay, I can see my hands.
First, evil. Look at the item. Pick it up, though.
Try on a clam.
I have a clam.
Let me take a look.
This is game work.
Wait.
Uh-oh, I've got an AP shell.
OK.
Long-feet big doll.
Oh, hello.
Did you just crash here?
Whatever, I need some help.
Long-legged creature, I've been stealing my beer
while I sleep it.
I've been up for a week straight now.
Please get rid of it for me.
If you catch it, I bet you can catch it
if you rage bait it with an empty beer can.
I need one of these.
He's gonna give us a boat if you give him that.
Wait, do you invite me?
I invited one of you and I invited two of you.
Awesome.
Okay, so I think we need to sell, I think I climb and you do Q, okay.
Hey.
Hey man.
So, you just like me?
Yeah, I'm just the white version.
I'm clicking randomize until I get a good.
Let me check.
It's not bad.
Ow!
Is that hurt, I think?
Sorry about that.
I need to clean my heart.
I want to smell it smile.
Who is this guy?
Basically he's a sailor.
So do you have to catch it with their hands?
I don't know how this works
I'm kind of scared. I have a ocean moth phobia. Okay. I'm making a bucket. I didn't need to just some clams at the beginning probably
I have two dollar
Wait, I just like be is that bait so do we need a fishing pole?
What if I get by a fishing pole?
What a glizzy on top of it.
Yeah, we can hear you.
Wait, you look really good.
Now I look awesome.
You look horrendous.
Well, I look like click random.
You guys got some crazy customization, bro.
What kind of change my drift?
Crab, crab, crab.
Look at this guy.
He looks horrible.
Don't be mean.
OK, I click random, OK?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
He's leaving.
Punch him, punch him.
Nice.
Oh, my God.
What's going on?
Are we like rafting right now?
I don't know, just buy some of the fishing pole, man.
Okay.
Guys, I think you have to punch it.
A crab fishing rod, perhaps?
So how do I punch it?
Inspect the crab, then.
Wait, what is the money going down?
Is it shared money?
Yeah, it's shared money.
I just bought a crab.
Yep.
You might forget what the creatures are going to call it. Press Tab.
These are kind of annoying me, monkey.
Don't do that.
How do you sell the crab?
You go to the guy, you can kill.
Kill? What did I get? What did I get?
Oh, big one! Big one! Punch it!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh crap!
How much is that?
Seven dollars!
Guys remember, he was a spider with a beer cannon,
but I think that the spider,
maybe with a spider will be too hard to kill.
So maybe we wait until...
He'll show you a big thong.
That's true.
That's true.
So you know what I mean?
We wait until we have a better gun.
The knife.
Which is a knife?
What you getting at?
Oh wait a minute, I have an idea.
Bang!
Wait! Wait! Rare! Rare!
Rare? Punch it!
Wait, that looks good.
What is it?
Don't lose it.
Woo!
Lot of blood. What is that?
Drip, rip, rock, rock!
Drip! Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Give it to this guy, give it to this guy.
Bang!
Give it to the machine.
The machine?
Get it, get it, get it.
Oh, nice nice. Okay, I'm gonna buy it if you it says if you get a trip creature
You could throw it in here and get and play a game dude. I didn't know that I didn't
Okay, okay, okay, so what is that?
It's a shrimp I think a drip brown crab wait are you you stole my crab?
So how do I put it in maybe maybe throw it inside are you in?
Oh my god!
Wow!
I don't know, honestly, not too bad.
So, where is it? Where's my private key?
So, where did I get that?
I don't get it.
Is this skin?
Wait, where's the beer at then?
I thought it was...
No, no, no, I drank the beer!
But...
No, where's a candle? I need a candle
Well, I got another rainbow one I
Got a drip shrimp nice. Oh, oh, oh, I had it
Guys, I'm gonna bet the spider. Okay?
Let's see. Let's see. Where do you insert a drip spider a drip thing? How do you insert it? Oh, you eat on the machine
What it's not working
Maybe look up a little more
Scorpion what's it guys guys guys guys guys
The fuck out of it. It's like so thank you. I'm gonna be I'm back. Oh
I'm gonna see you beat him all right. Yeah
He's dizzy dizzy dizzy
Oh, who's gonna earn money? I'm gonna rescue. Red, wake the fuck up!
Guys, I don't know how to get it. Help! Out!
I'm doing it. We need to get money and-
Out!
I'll keep rising, I'll keep rising. We win this, right?
Ready, ready, ready! I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm hitting him. I got her, I got her. I got you, I got you, I got you.
I'm gonna fish, I'm gonna fish, I'm gonna fish, I'm gonna fish.
Fish, I'm falling out.
We need brass knuckles, we're gonna lose.
How much are the brass with 24 dollars?
We gotta make money, we gotta fish.
I'm vidding, I'm vidding, I'm vidding.
I'm selling stuff.
Look on the ground for a clam, they're everywhere.
They're a dollar each, they're everywhere.
I'm gone.
What the heck is this thing out of this?
How do we go?
Two more dollars, we buy brass knuckles.
Oh my god, it's so tanky so tanky.
It's about a leaf suit. Yeah, I didn't let it go. I didn't let it go. We'll just get it back later. It's like
Come he's coming
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh my god, right now Robin's going
What you're up, thank you thank you
I'm it
Yeah, there's no way
I'm a little fish guys, I'm sorry, it's farming.
Oh, fish.
Ah!
Oh.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh no, where's he going?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ha ha ha ha!
No!
It's gonna make a major mega
I don't know what is it just that bit your fishing rods in the ground
And I'm back to work. I'm back to work. I'm back to work. I'm back to work. Hey, it's the boy. I don't know what we're doing
We're playing rafts basically by a fishing line at the door
5 fishing rod, the crab fishing rod, and then fish for some crabs to take money.
Okay, am I in the wrong mic?
Yep.
Sounds pretty fucking awful.
What?
Okay, hold on.
I think I'm dying. I think I'm dying.
Oh, you need to eat some food.
Yeah, shrimp is good. Shrimp is good for you.
Yeah, eat the shrimps.
Actually clams are good for you to be honest.
Does that sound better?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, stick.
Oh yeah you heal and you eat, it's nice. I like it.
Yeah we needed that for the boss fight.
One!
Come on give me a rainbow.
So did you get better baits at all?
Uh, with hot dogs.
Is it hot dog bait or is it hot dog?
Yeah, it's bait. You can put it on your fishing line.
Really? Yeah, but can you get better hot dogs though?
I'm not sure.
Maybe you can use the fishing catch.
What kind of fish do you need a hot dog?
What is that? I didn't get it!
Like, can I use this guy's bait?
I fell in.
Checking enough bait depth with that?
What's the shrimp sell for?
$4 is not bad.
don't eat the shrimp maybe maybe we'd buy nice sell the shrimp sell the shrimp
and eat the clams shrimps for dollars
back $7 guys that bite who's buying the shit what did you just
buy the garbage I'm supposed to use key on this guy I'm sorry I don't know what's
I just logged on this game
Bro come this is our money
Oh okay so like the there's a thing next to a oops okay now I know oh look at this look at this
I gotta make this
That's a crab
What's that stuff for?
Hey
Wait did you take my shrimp?
What did you disappear if I leave them on the ground?
$8
All right, I'll make the money back right now
Is that about a knife is that good?
Let's see what the one tap
Yeah, see I see how nice you can kill us with the knife. I'm gonna drop it. So what I mean
There's brass muscles on the floor
No, it's not that I'll think it's like it's like they're good. Oh
Oh, but look at this right if you use I think this is it's a radar shows you where the fish the big fish are
It's a green one where?
Yeah, this says most of them are right here, but there's a big green one all the way that way
Can you show me?
Yeah, take this like this
Wait what what is this?
What's this lighthouse we get a day wait you don't even have to fish you just go
who was that how do you put the drip strip in there it's not working bro you give me
it I'll show you give me it yeah how do you look at it and then you look you just
I got two of them.
Okay, so like, I caught a crab?
Do I just like sell it to this guy?
Yeah, yeah, you gotta kill it.
Well, it's in my hand.
Well, you can do, you can go in the water, and you can just walk on the fish.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh.
I need to kill me.
I killed you.
No, man!
What is it? What is it?
Look. Look.
Saber tooth.
Saber tooth.
So, our money is shared, right?
We can't do anything until we beat the boss.
We're softlocked.
Even the boss is incredibly hard though.
We all need weapons.
I mean, this knife is not bad.
You guys all just want HP though?
If we have four people, you're all full HP, it'll be fine.
You want to try it?
You have to be a candidate.
Where did he come?
Did you inspect it?
If I'm starving, can I eat the crab I'm holding?
I have no idea what's happening.
I'm going to be so badass.
I think the best thing to eat is these little clams around the eye on them.
Yes, eat the clams.
Eat the clams.
Okay, I'm looking.
Eat.
Okay.
anyone trying to get fishing quite yet okay I don't know yeah
I guess I'm broke one broke with it
I'm getting the big in the big one I mean the big one
Got it spider grab it
I hate it. Oh, you should fit into
We do this we know I said it's a dark souls problem. Hey, look here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what the fuck?
I'm doing hella damage brass metals. I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh
I'm here.
I'm here.
I got some, I got some.
How did you get them?
He uh, when he jumps up
he falls right down there you go.
He's here.
Help! Help!
Look at the health bar, look at the clock.
We're on pace.
Oh.
I'm going to wait, I'm going to wait, I'm going to wait for Sanne.
Go!
Okay, okay.
Come, DPS case.
Come back.
Let me down, let me down, let me down.
There you go.
There we go, good, good, good.
Good, good!
We actually take it out.
Go!
Go!
Out, out!
Go back.
Mellie out, Mellie out!
Mellie in it, Mellie!
Mellie out, Mellie out!
Go!
We can't kill him
When he lands you ready?
No, no, no, no
We need to lock in we're barely above face
I'm hiding him into the center. Yeah, I get in it. I get in it
Go
We're good. We're good. Look at the clock. We need to lock in
I got a meat trunk.
Should I sell this?
Or do I bait maybe?
I'm going to save it for bait, right?
The meat trunk?
Look.
Won't big fish eat crab?
Finally.
Here they give it.
I would if I was a kid.
They're going to give it to the boat.
Big.
Wait, no it's not me. It's actually just someone.
Guys, the chunks went inside of the water.
Is it a force?
Do we need gas for the boat?
Guys, the chunks. Did they go in the water?
Did we lost them chunks?
I don't want to be that guy but um like he has a quest for me to like catch something with a
bela is are we seen down quest or do we each have our own sure he wants me to like use a
beer can to like catch something yeah that's what we just yeah I think okay yeah oh yeah we do
Yeah, okay now you stop talking. No, he's talking about the guys. Let's go and get a big fish on the radar with the boats. I
Agree should we all go if we crash
I'm gonna hold the radar
Hey, I'm gonna have us right pull up guys. Oh come it
Here one drive one radar to fish wait you do we need to make roughly get to get the quest though
Yeah, I'm like since I joined late I'm like a quest behind I think I don't know
What's the right thing to do?
I mean after the next quest after the next thing maybe you can just do it
Incidentally, there are a lot better weapons though
Why don't we get that bird?
It's holding something glowing
Keep holding it in front of me
I can see it, I can see it
I can see it now
Apparently it's really enjoying back here
But yeah
Yep, yep, left slide depth.
We go left more.
I can do it now. It's really far, look.
Why is it so far away?
Maybe we should have these red things. It's too far.
No, no, I wanna get the big one.
It's so far, look! Look!
It's an hour away! It's not even on the screen.
We gotta get a red one.
Is the red thing us? Are we stupid?
Wait, is it?
The red thing is us.
Bro, what are you getting?
Okay, you just run around so you can see the fucking way down?
Or right down the switch, or just let it be turned around, man.
I thought I was facing you, sorry.
Yeah, the red center is us.
Okay, so we need to go for a white dot or a green dot.
Okay.
There's stuff all around us.
There's something to the left, directly to our left.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we're close, we're close.
Straight?
Straight?
There's a lighthouse.
Is that where we came from?
Bro, wait.
There's a house.
No, no, look at the map.
We're close to something.
No, it's literally the lighthouse.
I
You can use the clock, you know, it's like 11 o'clock
Why the way so big here
the way
What was the name it goes overboard it oh my god the ways are crazy
Okay, maybe I I start from seven a little bit so you don't get the way to talk 11 o'clock 11 o'clock
Guys do we even have a time a clock?
Rod yeah, yeah red has one. We do you have a real fishing rod? Yep
I don't know, do we only have a crab catching rod and we're going out and do it?
It's trying to link to the right now, we're good at it, like it means we're closer.
Look at this.
Yeah, we're close, we're close.
Oh my gosh, it's a castle!
Oh yeah, it is!
Oh, let's go.
Keeps there.
Wait, wait, wait!
Stop!
You okay?
Oh my gosh.
Big wave!
Wow!
Oh
Your arms are lagging out don't beat shit
No, I have to try and beat you a little bit. I mean yeah, I know just a little bit. I don't kill it
MPC
Man, he looked like the fucking McDonald's McDonald's sandwich. He says remember. Yeah, but we'll say when we check shot
No, no, he's not the thing.
Oh, you skipped it.
Wait, did you buy this one right here?
Why are you skipping the dialogue? Chill.
He said we had to buy a rip.
Oh my god, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yes, guns and dynamites.
It's a big yummy fish swimming around here, but I can't kill him without a gun.
Can you kill it for me?
He likes leeches.
The fish likes leeches by leeches as bait.
Then you need a gun to kill it.
here it's a blockhead he wants us to do trick shots epic yeah
i did it uh like the water and i get like a leech to attach to me
no they're on the floor i just had one on the floor they should yeah okay
can you put it as a bait yeah but we need a gun to kill it it said we have a gun
It's $40. Oh wow this one goes for so do we buy a gun at all or not? Do we buy a gun?
We buy a gun. We have to get a gun. Yeah. Okay. No, no, no, I didn't buy one. I have
a legislative. Let's save money and we need the guns. Double grab.
I'm like T2 in this bitch.
I'm not getting anything here.
Um, did they put out a fish?
No.
I need to put on bait.
Oh
You can move your fishing rod a little bit to act like a fish in that I'd instantly well
Yeah, in real life like what I mean of course well
I did that right the game and I instantly caught this big two-chilligus thing
No, it's killing me. It's a swordfish or something. Okay. Okay. I'm on our
What is it? I got a gar that's big
sell it
$5 that's not bad
So you act like a fish I
I did it I went out far and I moved even a little bit
But do you guys talk to the other NPC as well this one when I look like Wendy's yeah
I got it. Oh my god. It's bigger
A macro holy mackerel, where is that where I bought a block about a lot watch out at the gun. Oh shit
So what do you think you want to do with the gun?
We need to catch three leeches and then there's a secret special fish that the NPC wants
to catch and apparently we need three leeches or something inside of that, I don't know.
Wait, I think it's just leeches.
Did they need to give the NPC three leeches?
You said you had to kill a leech but with the gun?
Yeah, I'm trying to kill a leech.
No, no, no, no.
No, the leech is the bait but the fish you catch with the leech as the bait is too big to kill without killing with a gun
But how do you make it as a bait though? Yeah, how do you do that turn in three leeches to Wendy? Oh?
I have a leech
Yeah, turn it in a wedding
Okay, let me catch this fish really quick. I did three in that game with three
They'd be right now
What's this guy yeah, we ran out
okay so no I did it I didn't shit oh I got a rainbow creature I'm throwing it in
I passed them
no shit if I catch a fish am I supposed to beat the shit out of it yes and then
grab it okay okay yes I now understand the game it got it
You're good one here. Where is it? Oh?
God I got it. I got it. I think
Where?
It is! It is!
Shoot it!
Oh, no.
Oh, he has babies, he has babies!
I killed one.
Ah, Juts!
I'm being- I'm being- I'm being-
Providing?
I killed another one.
Help! Ah!
guys the items the items the red meat where are you there you are got you
sorry to fuck with this brawn make sure you guys can eat a piranha if you need to
yeah yeah
eat a piranha i don't have i'm killing heads
i'm selling the piranha for i'm not gonna walk though yeah i just keep selling the
piranha it's cheaper all right more it's easier sell the piranha we need a five-second lock
Yeah, I think so
Yeah, I think so
Make sure we get it right
Oh
I think I saw you
We need to go for honors
What's the sell button?
How do I sell this?
Okay, okay, okay
I'm dying, ouch, ouch, jeez!
Ouch!
Okay, there's a bunch of more honors
like right next to a selling guy
Yeah, yeah
Thank you, sir
This one by gun or you buy it?
Ow, ow, let's get him, let's get him!
Where do I want to go?
I'm dead. I'm dead in the water. I'm
And he's gonna run away the big guys I
kept doing back to the center
I don't have a gun, so I'm just gonna try to sell as many of these as I can.
Yeah, you should be able to do it.
I'm fucking dead.
How do we do more dead-end?
I'm dead.
You need the only guns, that's all.
How?
Wait, wait, wait. I got you, I got you.
What the fuck of it?
No matter!
We should have enough money for one.
I'm getting it.
I'm getting it.
I'm getting it.
I'm getting it.
keep going keep going keep going
guys don't go through or something
get ready guys
I'm coming for the last block
kill him EBS
help
fuck
i got you i got you i got you i got you stop out of it
i'm going to stop one
we're literally just bumping the ads
that's what i'm doing i'm literally just
going crazy in the ads there's so many of them
oh how fuck
if you don't want to
oh i don't know what we're doing
i'm getting anal
Okay, I'm getting I'm getting a block
The boss
There's no friendly fire, right?
The cell the cell the dots all the dots on the ground. Oh my god, we have so much money
I'm aiming at
So I didn't get a scale it's scaled up to our party ties it like so yeah, I think we need to always be all
Available to the current game state
I think we can easily just farm like one shotgun during that boss fight and then just give it to someone
Yeah, I'm really both a little bit if you want to upgrade it twice
The bullets yeah, I think we're ready to go you ready to go together
No, let's get a shotgun first
Wait, no, no, no, no, we'll get a midfights, okay, we'll get a midfights, just like
this
Find brother we're gonna clap it was worth more time. He's got it gets right now. I think okay, come on son of jeep
All right, I'm gonna catch it again real quick. We go so how'd you get how'd you get him?
You you have to get light the light the light just the leeches the leeches you just drop it to her
I already gave her one
Got it. I see here comes
We are on the open, this is annoying.
It's not on the open.
Fire, come here.
They're deep, they're on the deeps.
They're deeps, come on.
Come on, face.
Stop resisting.
Oh my god.
Hey, I'll go back over here. I'll be back over here
Sometimes you bring them in today
I don't like missing it
I mean
I got it, got it, got it.
I'm gonna grab this.
Yeah we're both right next to each other.
I will focus on ads for the whole time.
I can't see!
I'm on the ball, I'm on the ball, buddy.
Oh my god, he's into my face.
Alp! Alp!
Dude, I remember the other video!
Much better on ads now.
We're good, we're good.
DPS, the boss, maybe?
He's stuck, I think.
Hot fire!
You lied!
Face free!
Big damage.
Oh, big edge!
Hot fire!
Big headshots!
I'm dealing with adds.
There's a lot of adds again, but we should not get overwhelmed.
I'm gonna blow my stuff up.
I got res.
Okay.
Roy ain't mad.
Okay.
Where is he? I'm gonna blow myself up again with him.
Hey, watch out!
I'm doing it.
watch out watch out you might die with me oh why are you doing that though why are we doing that
i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead help me help me i'm coming i'm coming
where's the suspect coming okay i'm on adz i'm on adz you should give a walk
what is one of these one of these two no don't kill don't kill don't kill okay now go
What do you mean? Don't kill me. Don't kill me. What are we waiting for?
I'm dead. Help me. Help me. Help me. We're dead.
Mercy?
Mercy! Mercy! Mercy! Mercy!
I can't find my 1040.
There's still so many fucking piranhas.
My gun! My gun! What is it?
In the water probably.
check me check me in my head we should sell some of these check my head I need
somebody to check me I can't fucking adrenaline am I good oh my god oh my
god okay let me check you okay wait maybe this a weapon but he doesn't want
Oh
But a shotgun with this use this
What's my gun guys
Just sell the loader
Yeah it's five dollars everyone should get that. Wait what? Wait what? Yeah the
bottom is five dollars. Actually I'm in a toy spa for five bucks. Yeah I can do it.
It's only five dollars. I just realized there's like little white dots that
indicate where all the proms are. Dude why do I have to look up in the eye to sell
I'll shoot them, I'll shoot them, see how they're annoying.
So do we have shotgun?
Yeah, I have one.
Buy radio, why?
I thought we already had radio.
We already have another one, honestly.
We didn't bring the radio from the other island, we're still here.
I'll put it on the boat.
I have a wish, we should buy Shogun before we go to the next island.
Okay.
I have a wish.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
He sells us nails though.
He sells a motor.
230.
A what?
What?
It sees.
I think we need the motor to go to the next island.
Yeah, we can do that.
I agree.
Everybody gets their thing.
So we should probably respawn the boss then.
I mean it's good money, no?
No.
No.
Kimberly?
I have a leech.
What's your special?
We can't respond it I mean it's very good
Why would you not want to respond it because I don't yeah, we don't have to fish and it's easy
It's against my role play. I already killed the boss like that's
Say little money though was enough
They're bait behind us
I
Like white dots that are kind of far away from me
Wait, wait the seagull come here look shoot the seagull when it flies over our heads wait I
Didn't already it doesn't get it doesn't give a lot of money
Really that's nice. That's venue drops a fish too. I thought it drops. What was that? Oh?
Seven guys get it again. I did boss and door did a bus or
No
Hold on I have a bus door now hold on hold on
Here's about find out busy butters beginner
Wait, you what you double on it yeah, of course like this is good
You can get big fish
All guys the old pipe
I know I got the right to it almost killed me
I'm waiting for him.
Hey!
Out!
Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad!
Is it good damage? Is it? Is that shit up?
Yeah, it does, like, feel it a lot.
Oh, we've got the bottom motor!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I mean, if you think about it though, we all need shotguns anyway, right?
Remember, we've got the boss scaling in.
I got it. Sunfish.
Sunfish.
Wait, sunfish? Is that what I think it is?
It's the...
Oh my god. Wait, there's just right here.
That's the ugly one.
Yeah, it is.
Remember, dude, I'll get the bullets.
I'll get the bullets.
67
All right, that's one new bus. Oh
Wait, that was 20 bucks then because you know what happened it
That was expensive I died in the water. Oh
Guys, we don't make $20 product because it is $4 to buy
I
So we made eight dollars
Just about you don't think I mean it's not even
more time
Yeah, this is what eight dollars eight dollars
Yes
How do you do a product?
It's RNG
The three leeches
I'll find some reaches to give her alone.
I'll give her two, I think you will.
Yeah, I think Meta's proud she can hit firing.
Bruna, I got it, Bruna, Bruna, Bruna, Bruna!
Oh, fuck, I'm gonna speed.
Okay, I'll be on ads the whole time.
I got you.
I got my gun
I'll give it back to you.
I dropped a shot.
It was a lot more damage.
It's just not.
There's a bunch of promise here if you need to heal.
This might be more damage.
I'm just falling the weights out.
Main bullets do a lot of damage.
The only bullets wait hold on
Wait, it's shit. Yes, it's better
The problems are actually better to kill with mail it down
Oh, no, not the big one though the ads like they die in two punches
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the brass knuckles.
Wait, the pistol's gonna get me going, shugged, and he's at it!
I just ate a seagull.
Where the fuck is that fire going?
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh!
Come on!
Everybody on the front, everybody on the front!
I think we need to do headshots!
How much are you guys doing per?
45?
30 here.
Yeah.
If you surrounded my planters, just spam melee and they all fucking die.
Oh yeah, 50 shots.
Ow!
I know.
Watch out big boss!
Boss, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss!
You fucking got me!
Big, big, big, big! I need a couple of energy!
I'm on it everywhere.
I
Didn't
Okay, that's X if you are really really close to it with the shop then it does mega damage
I lost my gun.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, my face, my face.
Where's my gun?
Okay.
50 bucks per chunk.
That is massive.
Guys, don't buy the items.
Please, please buy the boat, man.
Who's buying items, motherfucker?
He's ready.
He always buys items.
It's not me.
Nope, nope, it's not me.
Oh
I'm spending money. Yeah, didn't give you anything for the thing. Oh guys, there's something like this flash drive without you have one
You know what?
Take the flash drive from the other NPC
There's a flash drive
I
Good good good good good
It's not bad, I mean I'm ready to go
Are we ready to go next island?
No, there's more blue everywhere.
We need to sell the prawnas.
Oh, okay.
I can't find any more prawnas, like what?
Check the new slots.
Did you get it after the shotgun at all?
Yeah.
We didn't get any fish to put in there though.
Guys, the seagulls are sealing our fish. We need to kill them.
I
I did we just go this time it's fine
Fish bike in yours a lot more money, you know, I mean
Guys ready go ready wait radar radar where
Guys
Dude, I don't know
I thought we looked on the boat. I didn't even know we brought it in. I don't have it on me
Check your inventories. Yeah
What do you mean the radio seagull grab it you think a seagull stole our radar
I'm just I mean you had the other options. No actually
I didn't lose it when I died I dropped it next in front of this vendor when we got here
oh yes we will fight again find the tree on the shop bottom of the tree on the shop it's
gone how much does it cost anyway $10 you don't have to go back to get it though yeah
not good to be
the items they all get scattered around it
yeah it's weird
there's no TV
oh I bought one we got it
oh what
how did you get that
there's really yellow dots by the scale every day
nice
hold it in your radar for you do you see it
it's legit
wait I didn't want to be able to do that
I think it's a yellow. Should we check out the yellow first?
So, grey is where we came from. Should we check out the yellow first before we go there?
Yes, yellow.
It's behind us.
My pistol is gone, but I'll have his on the ground.
Do you want to grab it in case it falls off the boat first?
I'm going to do it. So pick it up. So pick it up
I'm holding on to it
We're going fast though. No, yeah, we are forward here
My god
Great driving. Thank you. I'm driving this pistol. Who's ever this right here?
means they get barbecue barbecue barbecue barbecue barbecue
wait we oh my god more like a truck for $650
well i might as well get the extra inventory slot for 10 bucks and right away honestly
a lure it was a standard boss lure I think that's better than so we could we
could we should farm maybe for that and then farm like better bosses I kind of
want to farm standard lure and just farm much of like medium-sized fish no $15
I don't know I like killing bosses it makes me happy I want to see what the
Oh, oh, oh man, man, man, man!
Can we level up before we do a boss? I don't want to have to do it with shit items, let's just level up first.
Wait, is that a car?
Nice.
Is it a car?
No! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Dude! Almost maxed win!
I'm actually strong, man.
What is this? What is that? What is that? It's a car! It's a car garter!
I thought you were just being special. Like, it's actually a car garter.
No, it's actually a car garter.
So, do we get items here or what?
We need a new lore for this thing. We need to paint lore for this island.
Wait, I just want a what?
I got a red bow. Is that a legendary?
I
Mean is it legendary cuz my mind was yellow, but I didn't get it. I want a red boat. It's a mackerel, okay
How do I put that it's a mackerel fucking dumb shit game? I
Got a legendary. How do you cook this?
only shot I sell your fish man
how do you come to skis
okay out pink lure X how do you put a scale on your knife a B are you you are
a Z while you are you have it in
Look at the boat, look at our boat, look at our boat.
Wow.
Huge.
Nemo!
Wait.
No.
Cloudfish got a selfish.
48 dollars for one fish!
What?
That is lurr.
48 dollars for one fish
You have to buy the Lord all the big one oh my god
Ball fish it's huge
75 dollar one fish easy are you serious yeah it's not gonna get on my level okay
I got a pipe oh that's all right
Oh, okay.
Catfish!
Yeah, I could get on the grill.
Nope.
I think maybe we have to give him the shark first.
Yeah.
$1.00.
Yeah, and he's got anything good like, guys, please.
Is that?
Nice buff.
The mackerel is worth nothing.
Oh, wait no, it's a blue kill!
I got a blue kill!
It's worth...
Look, look at that money.
$60.
I...
Nice.
B-buff more.
Here we go.
Bang!
Blue shark!
Blue shark.
Ready?
Oh shit.
We're gonna cook them.
I
Got him, got him, got him.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Guys, guys, why do we find Bugsman in the temple?
You can use the trees for him to block.
Yeah, you do get this pattern.
Oh wow.
Out.
I got to take care of it.
Help me.
Oh my god.
No!
Rescue, rescue, rescue.
Oh, fuck the bird.
Oh, fuck the bird.
It's all you, it's all you, it's all you.
Shoot the bird.
Shoot the bird.
Shoot the bird.
What are you doing? Yeah, why do you want to shoot the bird? Why don't you do the bird? We're all fucking dead
What the fuck was that guys
on my magazine but I only picked up my pistol in the in the rod I have all my
loot yeah we lost the boss lures I'm gonna get back to work yeah we lost all
lures you can buy you can buy a fishing rod right here yeah I'll catch a
if you get it
i got a fissure
whatever this guy is
i'm actually mad at him
18 dollars
here you go
on the left
drop him
this is more like nothing though
I think if you have the money for it, you should always buy the better lure. Yeah, I just did it
Okay, I'm dropping it
Drift search what is it only 15?
Then a bluegill yes, bluegill
All right, we could buy the bus lure again. No, yeah, we cannot look at it. It's 280
I
Think don't go near the water
Oh
What is this he has a hat 73 for that fish
Yeah, standard words, okay, it's like super
No, I read it and then just fishy a hundred dollars with guy way we could buy here. I'm gonna sell them
What the?
Oh shit, I got something.
The OZ is 6x3.
I saw it, I saw it, I saw it, I saw it.
I'm waiting for him to catch onto it.
What the?
What the?
it's cheese it is that's something that's in there it's like really hard to hit
it's a urchin it's a urchin yeah yeah what do you think about this cheese right here
i have a mickey spot maybe no it's not
i got shot get up in there get up in there get up in there it's good yeah but the thing is
none of us can shoot it yeah it's bad
I got it so bad
Okay, make a square man, don't sack it
Oh my god
What I got it
Wait I got it
I got him.
Thank you.
We should back up.
We should fight it there.
I'm watching it.
I'm going to drown maybe.
I'm going to get you.
I
Want shot I can do it
I'm very visible
I'm having it to keep it in the fight. I'm waiting for them to the water
Through the tree
I'm getting this one away.
Got you.
Come on, friends.
Come back.
Hold on.
Why'd you shoot it out there?
What the heck?
I'm here.
Don't let me cut to it again.
This is no way around.
Wait till I come back.
Wait till I come back.
I'm gonna hit her.
There.
Look, look, look at me.
Oh my gosh.
Red hit a shot, kid.
That was a knee.
Shoot it.
I'll get it.
Shoot it!
I'll get it!
I got you.
Where the fuck is my gun even at?
It was over here on the base, thank you.
Over here. I'll be on that again.
Look at the gate!
Look at the gate!
You get away!
I'll get him!
I got it.
Can I get the report?
I don't know if I can win that fight, can I?
Yeah.
Just DPS.
I'm gonna go all in.
Oh!
Get the bird!
Get the bird in my body now!
I got it.
Oh!
Wow.
Nice.
Good job.
Guys!
Guys!
Shot good there.
Shot good there.
Shot good there.
No, no, no.
Guys, use make a square around these trees
I agree
We just do four corners and then like when someone's dead someone rises
But I didn't need to be more towards the center because we're on the edge. We just go too far into the water
I died right here. It's all the way out there. Narnia like there's no guy. I don't know weird
I
Use this money man, we had it we had it
Also, this house gonna crazy, but
Nothing aiming slower is better. Hi, you do more DPS
I'm in there
Then because the gun recalls like crazy, you don't even realize it though
No, I mean yeah
What happens if you beat your boat on purpose for cover
There
Anglefish
big money
As a thing before we do the boss we should have some extra fish just to like heal or clams or clams on the ground
Just take the clams
Maybe they don't reside till you eat them
See urchin
What's this?
Wait, we're halfway to the Uzi right now.
This is under the lighter.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
There's a lighter.
Oh, I don't know what the hell it says, but it's different.
I had the charge.
Wait, what?
I didn't have a boss door though. Hey, we got a free guy. I didn't have a boss door.
Wait, you mean by it? How? I got a free.
It's a little lucky.
Guys, aim slower. Aim slower. It's easier.
I need food.
Alright, let's make the triangle.
If you guys want to do square formation, there's four trees and a square here.
I got you.
Okay.
Yeah, Bradley's the problem, dude.
Ow! Help!
I got you. Thank you.
There you go.
I was about to tell you about a climber.
Oh, I'm dead.
you get him you get him I've got the rotation down I think
what's that you just okay you just keep two trees between you and him at all
times
What the-
What happened here?
Oh he's gonna fuck you up.
I'm stuck in a drill!
Can you read them? Oh shit.
DPS, DPS swings, DPS swings!
He's going fucking crazy.
Hit it!
He's on you! He's on you!
Nice!
Nice.
I think I'm lucky.
No! No!
Go get this! Go get this!
No! No!
Stop!
I mean...
Hold on! Hold on! I think we need a lighter.
I'm dancing with it. You see this?
Bottom right.
You see this? Robbie's wagon.
Guys, where? Look.
It's a BM of the fucker.
He is wagon.
He's wagon.
Maybe just get them? Fuck yeah, just get them.
My friend.
Well, I mean, you kill them, so get them.
I mean, I can't get to them. I can't try that.
Q! Q!
Like, what?
Nice.
Now what?
Okay, I think, I think all we did was unlock the grill. That's it.
What? Guys, what? Quickly! Use it for anything else! Use another doctor!
I don't know it. I don't think it's because we got like an achievement. So I don't I don't know if it's time
But if it just exists
Wait
Needlefish
If you over cook it at 4-0 don't do that careful. It's really fast. Don't don't throw
That's my needle fingers where he took it
It's over he has it
is it cooked or not?
is it cooked?
how do you know if it's cooked or not?
it's black now dude
that's bad
oh i could mine was worth 31
12 hours to get
That looks it's golden
They're good
Is that good?
What kind of fish do you guys like to eat in real life? None.
Salmon. I don't really like any fish either, but...
I like five fish with like ketchup. I'm weird. I like ketchup. Sushi's really good, too.
I like fish tacos a lot.
Maybe...
Either had eel with eel sauce. It's actually really good.
I didn't think I was gonna like eel, but I do.
What I like a swordfish is actually good. Oh, no, that's
Damn
I you don't want it
I mean it. Oh, I did drop it by then you drop it on the ground. Oh
Oh
Guys, what did I just catch?
What is this chat?
Look!
Look!
Oh shit!
It's a fish in a bowl?
What?
Wait, can I-
No!
It's Jiske's balling!
Dude, are you dumb?
Oh wow, oh wow!
I got the signal, I got the signal!
Wow!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
Wow!
He's running!
He's running!
Wow!
You mean what?
You might be Einstein!
You might be Einstein!
Why?
Cause that was me smart!
Can you explain what you're mad about?
The guy's got seagulls taking our ball.
Can you explain why they're not making fun?
Can we reach that? I think that's reachable, right?
Yeah, there's...
We got it. We got it. Bullfish.
What should we do with it?
Sell it?
Should I cook it?
How much money did the shark give her?
We cooked it. We didn't sell it.
Oh, you're right.
The bullfish was $183.
Wow, the job biggest for catching that.
Good job for catching that.
Thank you.
Here, Vegas. There you go.
I was, uh, sucking you off for doing such a good job.
What's that if I?
What are you doing?
Get my, get my item.
This is a big fish.
So do you cook that?
So when you cook it, I think what it does is you can put it in there as long as you want,
but if you put it for too long...
260!
Are you serious?
You serious?
Some need for that one. That's not bad.
Grab an Uzi.
Okay.
Uh, here, I'll farm one more and then I'll get an Uzi.
I
Feelings, I know you're spending a lot of time looking at those expensive upgrades over there
Yo, yo this upgrade is busted it's busted
it. What is hurting me to see
or to kill it. Wait, what if we
get another try and we go get
them? Ow, ow, my hands. Wait,
that's so weird. I was about to
buy a new zealots seven bucks.
Yes, yes, let's buy a. Guys,
when you cook something, you
press the F and look at the
multiplier. That's how you tell
1.42 X mostly looking properly.
Oh, and yes, what I was going to say is, um, let's get a shark and get a lot of money by cooking it.
Yeah, so where's Red Hat? Where's Red Hat?
Ooh.
Damn, I caught a fancy-ass fish. It's got like a hat.
Really?
Let's cook some bad value, but it's not great either
You can hold it you what wait what do you mean you can hold right? Oh 1.5
Multiplier
dollars not bad hold cooking what guys I thought a horse
wait guys it's a seahorse it exploded
wait my game is lagged I'm lag machine lag machine I'm lag machine none of my
I don't working
I
Had a clam in your hands, no I
Fixed it out. I picked up a clam and then a seagull picked it up and left
Go check the meters
Big damn, big damn.
I sent it so low.
Oh my gosh.
That...
Okay.
So...
That
So
You don't have to drop it. Yeah, you just hold it over and then if you hold that you want to get it to like 1.5, right? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, easy club
So we made
Yeah
Guys, I think it's needs to go back to overwatch and play Winston cuz what the fuck is that aim?
I need to
Did I feel like the site on the oozy make it might be kind of packed actually like the
Compensator is the most before nails the guns are usable
Oh yeah, let me click this.
No, wait a minute, who's this guy?
Oh my god!
No, wait.
Wait, that's lit.
It's like a blue line.
Oh my god.
Did everyone get it or just a person who got it?
Well, he'd probably skin it for us.
Oh.
I see how struggling.
Just a little tip.
If you wanna deal damages, you'll have to aim and put a crosshair on it.
I'm just saying I'm gonna use that then you save in this game. Oh, yeah
Get all the items off the ground before we leave if I won't be here we get back
Choke he's right
Okay, everything saving I said it ready. Yeah looks good to me
I know works. Yeah, what's what's up in your game?
The so the shark hit me and he completely just blue screened my whole PC your PC
Yeah, that must be like a game mechanic the dead's out or something. I don't know
If you lose friend I'm gonna lose
Excuse you
Yeah, can you help me get a gun?
I haven't bought a gun yet.
Yeah, you buy a gun, man.
Ah, let me try a gun and fuck it.
Was it worth anything?
I don't think it was worth it.
I don't know.
No, I'm getting so much money.
No, it wasn't worth it because it was with really bucks, sure.
It's not worth it at all, by the way.
Guys, the legs weren't you getting?
I'm getting $200 from random fish, bro.
Guys a syringe a syringe
It's worth almost nothing I'm gonna look for a skin
Oh my god, it's emerald rain. I got an emerald emerald light. Wait wait, skin mine skin mine
Help! Help! The birds taking me. Thank you. Oh my god it's drippy. It's actually drippy.
What's the float on this thing well, I'll be right again. Did you die? Oh my god, I'm skinned mine. What is shit devs, bro?
I'm above you guys. Oh
Your sins go yeah
Wait, go forever guys
What I'm above you. Oh, yeah, look at mother
You see fish
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Shoot the bird! Help!
Is it this one?
It's a blue-gen boat, but I mean...
I mean, how long can you just stay like that?
I want to catch him, I want to catch him.
Where's Rob?
Guys, where's Rob?
Oh, he says he's grabbing a drink.
Can I hook up?
No, no, no.
Ah!
Can I sell you?
No, you can't.
Rob says he's grabbing a drink.
Oh, you can't.
Oh, you can't.
Oh, you can't.
Oh, you can't.
Oh, you can't.
Oh, you can't.
Oh, you can't.
Oh, you can't.
Oh, you can't.
I
There was a message on it low key. Let me get it. Who's he first please?
What are you doing a disc?
You put it in a game like playing a console. He's the next island. We might get it a hour
I
Made you really happy doesn't it
By bullet are people we already had that though
We don't have any new dots
Oh
Oh, I'm doing this deep in it. Yeah, I'm getting a really good fucking fishing this night
I'm done cooking for
Guys
Hey
Rare species you were buying a compensator for the oozy for 600 brother the gun is not usable without it
We didn't have any other ones
It's a good cook another radar. No, but I think I think the point you're trying to make is it's not even worth having the oozy without it
Yeah, exactly. So the gun is basically a $1,200
The gun costs $1,200
You want to take a bite out of my fish?
No, thank you
There's a new radar but when? Oh, you need to write a new radar and there's a new radar
guys we must find endangered species we probably need the the better lure than
the 280 no no no that's a sharker
when you cook something red press f off dude I'm like getting it at 1.49 every time
That's actually good
Yeah, you can hold that while you're cooking it
Fishies we need to buy the new radar you bought a fucking upgrade you piece of shit
Says you says you bought a sixer a compensator before you let me buy the gun isn't worth using
It's really worse than a pistol issue. Okay. I mean, I could you know done fuck it
But you didn't know that until you bought another one
That's a lot. It was only ten dollars. You didn't know it made it better
Until you already wasted a lot of that hindsight. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, I got it. I got it
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'll first page
Watch out
We do no damage to it. What the hell?
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Oh, that's a group.
Dude, are you kidding me?
I'm in the water, I'm in the water.
Thank you. Oh my god.
My Lazy's in there.
Scrap! Scrap!
I found it, okay.
They're gonna kill us.
that out of here or not
I'm gonna take it out of here
look at this, look
oh, I can't see him
oh, you
I'm carrying all you guys
oh shit, nevermind
stop chasing me
it's too much
it's too much
I'm dead
give up
bro this guy is CRAZY
I put down some weapons for Zuzi
you got it? you got your training there?
ok dude, I'm on the boat
over here
I think the pistol does the most damage still
dude I just
ahhhh
no no no
no dude the compensator is crazy actually
he's right
I'm dead right here
What about shotgun
You're on the roof man, I can't I added one foot from what I thought man. Oh my god
Spawn died! Spawn died! Spawn died!
I'm reasonable. I'm super reasonable.
Put it on the fucking wall.
Oh.
Be right.
That guy was crazy.
That was smart.
I was saying it was easy.
It's worthless. It's worthless.
I'm missing actually all my
so how do we even kill that boss then?
Yeah, I think we need to go to the next island first
We need to go to the next island first
Which way? Down and right?
I don't even know
They don't see my Uzi by the way
Right here, I see it
Guys, do not shoot at it
Thanks QCG
That's a cow that's be a lot of money
Well, no, it's endangered it, which means that the guy will like it then oh my god
I
I think he gives you
The bait captures the fish you gave him, but he comes back alive more mad
Because they get revenge
We're talking about that two shotguns they get revenge
I
Think we get the we get the new radar and new boats
Really done that yet, how much the boat I bought the radar I
Thought we had the motor okay, Muda. Wait, where's that? Wait?
of
of
of
of
of
The Venom doesn't make us go anywhere.
Alright, drip angel fish.
$16. What if I cook it?
I saw it again.
I
Don't use less where's the money I need a cop in
Wait, can I get the next cop in theater since I've had it for a while no, okay
Oh
I need food
I have the boss dates
Should we upgrade our guns first?
Let's try
Let's upgrade our guns first, fuck it
Yeah, we need a lot of time though
What the fuck?
What do you think is the point? I just switch fucking laser, man
I
Read the edgy
No, it's too much money. No, no, you have to get it for the boss the boss is miserable without it
We still need to upgrade to them
God damn
I'm gonna be the suicide bomber.
I'm gonna just buy four dynamites.
No, it's bad damage.
It's not worth it.
It's like two mags worth of damage.
Oh.
Ex-QCM from Ontario.
Oh my god.
We can't come to the circus with nothing.
You guys wanna know the best audio flight thing ever?
off blood in settings why did you see um i guess the blood is like half as free
what why would you buy ironsight i don't really understand it bitch
oh it's to go back if you don't like to get it I thought you took it what with
red what what I took what no I believe we lost $600 how I know I swear about
anything he was ready he bought it he ran away
well I mean I got you guys said I need to work yeah no he's one of what I
I mean, we're not gonna scum in we need it. I just you know
Brother brother, but we still need it all of them though. Oh
My god everybody
132 is massive
Fuck it. I mean Jack it's worth the note
You just don't
wait what's happening what's happening what the fuck
Hey, if I doesn't walk and say that
Okay
Okay, you can stand on top of the grill and press F on it to get a perfect touch.
Got it.
Good job.
Okay, now buy or come and sit there.
But, I got it already.
Okay, I tell him twice.
Wait, so who needs to come and sit there, guys?
I needed it.
Both of them.
Yeah, I needed it.
Dude, when are we going to go?
I did, I did like this.
I did like this.
I did like this.
I did like this.
I did like this.
I did like this.
Yeah, I need to do this
Dude, whatever I did. I did I did this they made this friend slop game, but genuinely
um
It makes the game way slower as a four-stack
That ain't like it is such a crying as a four stack of a solo for some reason. It's not skibbable
I'm just saying, I'm just gonna let it in scale properly, it's not scale properly.
Yeah, just tell me you don't like me bro, like what the fuck?
I'm just saying it's not scale, it's direct from the game itself, the game is not properly
scaled.
Oh
Got one
It doesn't matter damage on all with the guns it is not scavenger troll
Okay, so we farm and then we all leave when we spawn the boss except one guy I mean technically
Because there are more risks and there are more logistics and time ways when there's
a four man combat a solo wait, but if you get killed by the shark you just instantly
get to reset.
Yeah, but it's a lot easier not to die though because you get to go where he goes.
Guys, we're gonna scum this fucking fishing co-op game.
No, I think they will just come in.
I'm getting feedback on the game.
Like, what are you getting so personally?
All right, somebody take a compensator.
Oh.
What's wrong about it?
That's gonna bait, huh?
Get slow-carned.
Well, how am I rude?
I mean, if you're back for the game, it doesn't have anything to do with them.
What the heck?
Don't bite.
I'm rude to them.
Yeah, you're hurting my feeling.
Hey, but how can it be rude to you guys to compare the game's solos damage and scaling
compared to team?
about your feelings Rob like what the heck man
just kidding no you're not wrong but don't you like the challenge aspect
get me out of the jungle yeah
oh no don't shoot it don't shoot it don't shoot it don't shoot it too much
because i don't want to get close
i didn't want to get somebody to get low key
Nothing at all, where's this?
Nothing at all.
I actually got a fucking slob of bullshits.
Guys, let's try the boss with this set up, with what we have.
What?
It's a set up, it's a set up.
Jesus motherfucker, he's going to get the door as well.
Guys?
And then what?
Oh, you should have pushed it, buffed it again, but we have it.
Banana.
Yeah, let's try.
Wait, I caught something weird.
What is this?
It's like a cube.
Hey, look, what is this?
A dumbass.
Oh my God, what is that?
I didn't even shoot you.
I wanted to fucking kill you.
Is this new species?
Look, X is called a dumbass fish.
A dumbass fish?
Go back to the fucking lobby pussy.
I'm taking this fucker out to sea
Yo come back, come back!
I'm son of a boss man!
Where'd Red go?
I'm son of a boss man!
Yeah, you need to eat that, I can do that
I got team killed during the boss, really dude
Ah!
killed during the boss really did it
where is he going I need to get my stuff in the bush
whatever you're gonna do
I
Lost up
You're up here up. Oh, I'm flying like strong camping. Yeah, he does that
I'm not gonna get a spawn right on what the fuck is the way I drowned
I
Like all I'm gone. We need to boat train to drown
Wait what what?
You go quick that's that's empty right here
I got my water right there
I
Here's your gun
Where's mine you do the laser sight? There's a there's an Uzi next to the shack where you sell
Why that's mine. What the fuck? I?
Think you just keep your upgrades
Are you sure up? I don't know
Where's my laser sight?
Are we missing a player?
Yeah, I'm just shooting 20 or 25 guys all the time.
It's not a...
Wait, I guess I'm not kidding. I think this boss is unkillable.
Oh, this one does have a laser. Here, I have yours.
Guys, guys, the boss is unkillable.
one. Yeah. The other one. Yeah.
Take it in red, please. Even if it's full of grades, it doesn't do
shit. I see you. I see you.
Is there an extra oozie anywhere? I can't find mine. Yeah,
Yeah, we're on the pistol right here in the jungle
Jack can I get a people glad people glad
I don't have my knife anymore. It's gone. I have it. I have it
So how do we get out of here? How do we get the buzz out?
We don't are the bullets fully upgraded. I mean it doesn't matter. It only goes up to like
fucking 30 five more like 10% margins I don't think so
I think we just let's try again. All right, we'll pretend it. Here we go. It's a bubble it's only 20 damage
I
Was he is we're doing no damage. Yeah, you guys any damage that's on it. I did damage
Yes
Unless we load up all of our and it will benefit all the demo at once
Yeah, wait rock you have a comms to do yet. No, I don't
Should be with a bio from this I think
Yeah, I think Roger needs the last
Got it done
Okay, I still have the bait on me
I'm gonna feel their bullets first though, what's up here them?
They as I'll get on food and help yeah now
It's an imaginary
You can cook you can cook the you can cook the clams and their butter
Oh right yeah we all got a cook clam and our inventory after we're done maybe it just stuns him
I
Maybe the items that we get by stuns stuns or like something
We try
Maybe maybe it's in the mag is crazy good. I don't know
Maybe maybe the mag is more damaging
So it's not like that, no?
It's possible.
We have a lot of money to upgrade still though, yeah.
I mean, I'm making a lot of money and it's going to weigh into me.
Yeah, and it costs like, what, like $5,000 after the guns?
It's $5,000 just before it was used in the war crimes.
And bullets, it's another 400 a person.
50 bucks on the gamelord fuck it
Yeah
$18 Jesus
Who's gonna clean though? Oh
No
I
Am
Okay, maybe I get the bad things maybe it's broken it
Needle fit on the boss way why do the needle fit on the boss
is that make it explode look at this skin guys well let's give it a
difference maker
wait where's Rob did we start the boss here I'm trying to mag now I mean it's
pretty good don't give me wrong it's pretty good
I fucking should we try the boss yeah Rob's guy probably actually easier oh okay
send it then send it send it
there it comes
what's up sorry guys my power went off for a second I came back
Yes, this one seems like it's that bounce.
Look, I mean, QJ is crazy.
Oh, I got your help.
Oh, big damage.
Thank you.
I need you.
Where? Where? Where? Where?
You got above you guys. Nice.
Reserval, super reserval.
I turned off the fire. Really? Yes.
Oh my god, I'm rolling at it.
I think we're just killing each other.
He gets bigger, he gets bigger, he gets bigger.
I think he's here.
Oh yeah, he's here.
Everyone stop behind the 25.
He's still.
He's stuck, he's stuck.
Boar's stuck.
Watch out, at least it's a damage shot.
Fuck out.
That's Dagger's breath.
Flame dashing.
Oh, this is helpful. What are you doing?
Oh, I'm dead. I'm only...
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
I'm still... I'm clutching... oh my...
Thank you. Good job. Help me. Help me. Help me.
How much? Where's my gun?
There's my gun.
Oh my God. $300 if you cook it.
No, no, no, no, no, no. What about the crystal? What about the crystal?
Um, why so what, what do we do?
I do you see a new Zedropp on somewhere.
Are you serious?
Guys, what the fuck?
Is the red dot site good? I don't have that.
Wait, did you sell it?
I haven't sold this yet.
Oh, but I use it around here. I'm not gonna let me think anything. The guy says to
Get your this
Lay this on it. We need to use you on the floor. Oh, thank you
Yeah, I don't think he wants it
I
When the boss dies there's the meat and there's the skull where the skull
Shit, I did not sell it. It's not true. They're making shit up. I didn't saw anything. I
Am so confused. Okay, did the press bug out?
It is it's just a little arping
because I don't understand it and the crest let it bugged out should we do it
again
yeah I'm done we kind of figured it out I think we just run around in the circle
whatever the hell you were doing oh wait we have the and then they ended
I'm gonna speak to you.
I'm gonna do it again.
I'm just confused why didn't it work I'm gonna
I'm mad about it guys just getting dangerous. I'm still shocking. I kind of like it
Professionally, that's huge
Rob you play rainbow six. I've played rainbow six
It's okay
Rainbow six yeah, it just gets tiring like it's like a safe space simulator. I don't know
Rainbow thing to do like if you want to log in and play the game you play one game and you've had enough, you know what I mean
play. You want to play? I'll play. Yeah, I'll play for this. I'm
danger. Yeah. By the way, red dot site. I think it's kind of
broken as fuck. Guys, let me sell the leftover me. Let's
look at this. It's broken.
Oh, wow. It is. Over there. Oh, wow.
That's it.
That's it.
That's live right now.
OK.
Wait, no, you're right.
You're all right.
Mommy, I'm going to shock you, babe.
I actually really like it.
Guys, there's leftover meat!
Really?
Wait, what?
Why do you have that for?
A sea gall.
Wait.
I saw that
What
What is that that's legal
That's a goal
I should be pretty good at sight 3-4 games now
Is that more?
Wait, are you playing?
Sneak all
Yeah
I'm gonna be your captain
I'm gonna be your captain
Turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around
Oh, I got a blue shark boss
Kill him
Oh, I can honk you
The Uzi is so broken with red guy
You guys gotta get this
Oh, I got a blue shark boss
Kill him
Oh, I can honk you
The Uzi is so broken with red guy
You guys gotta get this
Oh, shit
Broken as fuck, man
I
Like you are
It's pretty people
What wait wait wait what was it?
It's a rainbow six each
It's like the group I'm in OCS
Where is the I'm not those that those likes of some rival shows
Guys there's more meat we missed on there. I have a puffer fish spin
I have to be sitting over here by the way. Okay chat where?
behind the rocks
Oh, I gave it to him. I gave it to him. I got the coordinates. Good. Let's go everybody
I'm gonna speed up. I'm just gonna sell this fish really quick. We need to plant this guy small
You'll buy a red dot sight cue. It's good. I have it already. It's good, right?
Wait, are we ready to go?
Oh, we've beached it.
You can shoot at the pistol.
There you go.
There you go.
Nice.
Great job, everyone.
But your schedule looks more up.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, not that.
Yeah, you gotta find out what's going on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, look!
What is that?
It's a village.
Yeah, Brad, it's on me after the tourney though.
I'll actually put him on one more time.
Alright, alright, alright.
Look at this place.
Oh, that's tough.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll play.
There's another grill here.
Woo!
Look at this!
What? What?
Look, a lot of these are mortars.
Dude.
The bills already started to we don't have to unlock it inventory inventory
Professional boss Lord already minds already bought it
Inventory slot you guys you got this
Sniper
$3,000
Everyone should buy the the professional lurk like if you're fishing without it's just a waste
Yeah, because every island is its own tear
Let's take a look what we get here presser
Oh, I just let it go
Oh, that's a big
Is that some fish?
Wait, did you guys see this appear?
I think I can see now
It's a halibut
No way
They have gambas
It's roulette as well
What?
Yes
We're 700 yeah same thing. Yeah, I'm here
Say what lobby you have to use the fuck wait
Wait, wait, I got a seven
I'm a church no, what what about the balance look at our balance
I got a 7x and you bought it with yeah yeah you know what whatever guys look what I got
oh damn damn now we have to get the scope but we're gonna have to get the extended
mag sure actually it's probably useless now I'm selling my pistol on god oh my god
That's a rose excuse now not sure if they were for me skill issue. You might think you're clever. I don't think that's I
Need you to get buffed to make it fucking Bertrand taking a moron. What's you? Oh
My god, oh my god, it's a big one
I wonder how you get food in this game.
I just didn't see any clams until now.
What the?
93 months wow what's your favorite oh look at that big guy
what
you still shot a gun?
yeah one of the guns you are killed
where do I... where do I get to push to?
oh this is where I push to push up
I'm going to gamble my Glock, oh, bang, bang, oh my god, double or nothing, no, I'm not
No, no, no, I didn't get too much of it.
Yes!
Hey!
Oh my god!
Guys, guys, you wanna know the tech?
I have the juice.
What the fuck has happened?
Guys, I have the juice.
You wanna know the tech?
What the fuck?
I have the juice.
Hello?
Oh no!
What's the tech?
Guys, the tech is when you catch a fish, right?
Listen to me. Listen, Q, when you're a sniper.
Throw it in the air as you're fishing rod, then let go.
Then shoot it in the air while no-scoping, trick shot, fly shot, multi.
Wait, what?
Some of this?
When you reel a fish in with your fishing rod, throw it in the sky.
Like, flick it up, like that.
You know what I'm saying? Like, flick it like that.
Okay, okay.
So it's definitely a place like in my other world, please.
I
The fish on it
You mother because you're not selling a fish. They make me really funny. I know that I mean you use enough to sell your fish
There's $400 in the bank. You get money up doing fish hours is damage
Multipler on it so that money money you can make it worth a thousand dollars and sell it
Wait, yes, there's this fish is going crazy
Yeah, you can wake it up like what?
Look at me like maybe spin and then let it go. I'm not gonna hit me. That's my fish
Three sixty hit in the air
My fish is going crazy in there and it's
I
Do is it happen do we do a word with a money go? Hey the fucking gambler guy took it
What a fucking bitch
Okay, so
No
I
Have no scope I think it's more
Kind of hold the player on that one
I'm dead help I drown
Oh my god!
Nice, I just made this 1300.
Nice, I just made us, hold on.
45% thousand!
Oh, that's sick.
Wait, can I buy one of the rifles?
Is that cool?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's I was like by the bed of a hip-fire
You know I mean
Wait a minute
Wait a minute wait a minute no it's just a drippy
I mean it's a drippy, it looks cool but it's only worth 750.
Dude, that's just insane though.
That's not always been a thing or no.
I also guess I'm not doing twitch-offs though, I mean none of these have got like a 2,000
fish, I mean hello.
Oh my god, I got a sniper scan but I'm the only one who doesn't have one.
Oh, there's another one holy shit
I
Know that
Okay, okay, oh my sense is to look there
I
Did it I did the 360 no scope
Balch it
I'm not you eat it okay, I'm gonna check
See go I eat that
Okay, I'm gonna put my sensitivity up for the 360 no scopes. We also need to get bigger fish. No
Yeah, we've got bigger fish to fire. Oh
My god. Oh my god
The lens was useless, it's just bad, it's just not good.
Oh, we're going deep.
Oh, look.
Guys, two nuts.
Guys, go tanky.
guys last hit reset what the fuck no sky sky sky
that
And someone shoot me down
I think it would be better
I
Reggie
Thank you. Oh my god. I drowned raising you fuck. I'm right next to the edge though
But it's so inaccurate that like you have to wait for the shot to stop
Oh
What's up guys a lot of love
I
Did it I got the 360 headshot how much
The six six point one nine fives
Oh my god
Sixty headshot them last no
How much how much how much how much?
Okay, it could either be worth the nine. It could be worth zero or thirty six thousand. What do you think?
Oh, just take those days. I know the day 19 day 19 day 19. Are you sure? No, I think we put it on ready
I didn't put out red wait wait, you said I did I'm telling you it's gonna be black if we bet but it's gonna be ready
It's gonna be it's gonna be black Loki. It's a hundred percent gonna be black. It's a green
It's gonna be black
Okay, flip a coin a hundred percent like heads heads. I got the last hit. I should be able to call it
Okay, what do you want? I want black. I want black
Okay, wow do the honors remember this moment boys
the house always wins
the house always wins
where do they are lowkey?
spot it again
I'm not woozy going man
I'm in the boat! I'm in the boat!
I'm out of gas! I'm in the air! In the air! In the air!
I'm out of one side.
You're also live ready.
Coming.
In the air! In the air! In the air!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That worked. See you.
Now, coming.
37 months Mr. Cowell. Can I get a welcome to the jungle? No. Okay, Mr. Park timer.
This is your gun gun in the water.
Alright, where do we go? In the casino.
Yes, buddy. Don't do that.
You've worked out.
Beagle! Beagle! Beagle!
I'm dead in the casino.
Burn!
I see you.
I'm in the casino. I'm in the ocean.
I
Died in the boat
It worked out so it's all good over here
He says boy you don't
No, I didn't damage too much a Yulu family.
Yep.
Oh my god, I guess.
What the fuck?
Oh!
Oh!
Like, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Oh.
I think we're dying too early, we're dying badly though.
We went out in a fucking boat and then it was couldn't you catch like a okay?
Okay.
He was nailed the ocean.
Like, like, I got to get a bunker.
That was like my second time dying at all ever been his boss.
I don't know how you guys did this, but it's a movement.
Hey!
You see, I hope you have a wonderful stream.
Love you, trust.
Been here before you were playing in Overwatch League.
There's this one, man.
There's this one, man.
There's this one.
Oh, there's this one.
Is that the back door there?
Like, can I listen there?
Uh, I'll be tough, probably.
Fuck it.
Ooh.
Eh!
Eh!
You can retreat, retreat.
Nice.
I don't even know man the question
Yeah so jerseys is selling I mean I don't think you buy like Scalper's shit it's gonna
win
I have a bunch of jerseys there
Wait for this
this
That one is hard to trick shot because he goes away. He goes away. Then he goes away
I'm going to do it for the first one.
Only for shot, only for shot.
I'm going to do it for the first one.
That one is easy to shoot up
I'm gonna do it for the first time
And only for shot only for shot
What the fuck are you doing?
What oh
Because because I think if I want to put it down and he says aggro on me he jumps on me to kill me
I
Love an X 11 X 11 X
Thank you.
Wait, so you can do it with SMG too or no?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna hit.
Oh, I'm not the wrong one, I'm attacking.
Oh, I'm lucky.
Oh
Oh
Fuck fucking dog shit you got a second on the doorway
What are you guys having for dinner nothing air chips
That's some pasta
By for a mix
You live in Texas, right?
I live in Austin, man.
What is that?
I like you.
Snakehead.
Big X, QC panel.
Oh, on a...
an MP stream or soda chances?
Yeah.
I was like, I know that guy.
Whoa.
But this eel is so hard to hit with tricks.
Escalators, escalators, escalators.
Overkill, no scope, dude.
guys maybe we get more more more time with the sounds the first shot
really you think so maybe why not
really should be rich as fuck like every fish is worth like a thousand
yeah I don't know where that money is going it's fucking crazy buddy buddy you
guys have not sold a single good fish so far I'm I am so I want you know
I literally have you think everything about you. I've lost 10
I'm looking at the fucking number not one time. I've seen you guys get a big fish
I lost all my money in the real life casino then got on lost my fucking fish money like
fish
58 years with a piece of juice
I'm bringing us lots of money
how'd it feel better, yo?
I think the fish landed on my head and killed me
oh
who's that?
that's my fish
come on, come on, wait, what?
it's red
I lost anything into my quest.
Oh, I got yours.
I 360'd it.
Nice.
Oh my god, it's massive.
How much?
3.5k.
Woo!
Are you jumping when you 360 nose scope?
Yeah.
I did it.
Yes!
Bang!
I'm shooting, I'm shooting, I'm shooting.
Guys, should we kill the boss?
I'm not ready to give a lot of money.
Green! Green! Green!
Relief!
Boom!
You guys ready?
Ouch!
Ouch!
Look at the left!
Oh my God!
Nice!
Don't spit on my money now!
I died!
Help me!
I died!
I died at the top of it!
I died at the top of it!
go spit on my money I'll let you buy your stuff first before I buy anything
I'm going crazy one sec can anybody resume sure yeah I'm getting everything
fuck it full full holy shit this thing is crazy what I told you I wasn't down
I lost 10 times won like the 11th one
Come on
I
Fuck my face back pussy
So annoying
Bad
I
Need to call Eddie. I mean I need some fucking right back
Yo, would you do the boss now? Oh, yeah
This I would say just a way back out of the red dots
Oh my god!
What?
The legendary sniper skin tiger tooth, look at this shit.
Bang!
Oh, that's a 100 sniper skin.
Oh, wow.
Oh!
Oh!
Okay.
Oh, okay.
What the fuck? This one has like 50 eyes.
I think I got it.
Fuck!
What?
Guys, I need some underbots.
Should we some underbots?
Yeah.
I'll submit.
I don't think we should set the other guns on all of them anyway.
It's never gonna be PS for now.
It's pretty bad.
I mean.
You're excited for MPVJ.
You're excited for MPVJ
You're hard to aim at this boss
That was bad
Oh my god
What is it doing?
Yeah, I know
Yeah, I know
Here, this is the
You know, you two boys need to scope
Yeah, this time we should scope before we rush in
Yeah, I just went up
Are you guys hard-scoping?
Yeah
Yeah, I guess that's the thing
Ow!
I'm gonna shot, I'm gonna shoot!
Mark, double killed.
Oh, yeah, yeah, of course you changed your weapon there.
Ah, okay, so the sniper scope does more damage if you have it on.
Okay, how much? How much? I'll do it for 50.
I'm gonna stick it out with 300 now.
I
Ever last hit 360
This is the last it last it
I'm dead. I hope see go see go see go see go get shot kill thank you man
I
Did it wait, it's you know, it's you extra I just gamble it then how much for us? Yeah, wait, what?
watch the work
What what is your exit? I point blanks. It's the one that I just gamble it
Yeah, I think the boss are rigged Loki. Yeah, it's probably it would ruin the game if we got that much money. Yeah
Wait, wait, wait, but hold on though. We need to do that. We didn't do the press right about the double mortar and we need by the radar now
Uh
Guys we need to put the fucking tuna on the on the grass uncooked for the birds to come in and it's a double boss event
What's this guy talking about?
It's a double boss event ouch
Ouch. Ouch.
There you go.
Jesus, this thing is ruthless.
I'm gonna upgrade my bullets on the sniper.
I have so little DPS.
My Yezi's gonna do a lot of damage.
True.
I'm gonna sell my Yezi.
I'm not gonna sell it. I thought you were pretty good.
We need to buy the professional lure again, right?
Yeah.
That's fucking good
With solo fish
Did you get the boss more?
Well, why not?
We have to buy it
Wait, why not guys? Oh ouch
Yeah, I'll kill my fish fast and buy it
Oh, I actually have at least 700, no?
Oh wait never mind some bus again. Who's buying shit then? Who's the bus that gets
It's buying shit!
I don't think everybody's aware.
Wait, how does that not count, chef?
As of more money!
I've got the lore, I've got the lore.
Fuck.
Bro, this fish is going crazy.
Oh, the creepers in the middle, that's why.
So if I spin...
Wait, do you have to spin? Yeah, you get one for the 60, right?
Yeah.
of
Yeah, I guess so.
Okay.
Again.
Okay.
There's ones right here.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Dude, he like chained direction midair.
Yeah, he does that.
Oh, what the?
I'm gonna go to the boat!
I'm just carrying him on the building in front of me.
Thank you.
Yeah, we're gonna lose, yeah, we're gonna lose.
What's that?
Why are you stuck in the room?
Next QC.
Okay.
Um, do you just walk him up in there?
Dad, am I in here?
Don't shoot out of the enemy, we don't need it, we don't need it.
one on the grass one on the grass
oh shit
Albatross! Albatross!
oh that's why they give a sniper
fuck
it's a Livia's world
thank you
oh now I'm happy with this
what the
I'm dead.
I get...
You're here on bird deck.
Help.
Help.
What the fuck was that?
Help, help, help, help, yo!
Yeah, I can see you!
Buddy, buddy, you recall the die!
I'm not mad, I just don't want to die.
He's air-smacking us, sir!
Yeah, we good!
I'm great.
What the fuck?
Oh, wow, that is striking.
What's up?
Really?
I mean, it's doing kill, right?
Yeah, right.
You're staying with me? I think that should get though.
I like this little dog I got here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How many are they?
I'm down.
You got the bomb burden?
Oh my god.
We're not gonna damage them.
Oh, he's next to me.
What the fuck?
We're going great guys
I mean this is so easy to use this in here
Yeah, I'm going there
Whenever you turn that, I turn around
Get in!
Whenever you turn that, you gotta go in
Get in
Oh it's a meat it was one Kato okay we meet five times one point five K on green
five times guys go go something quickly
Um, wait, where's my part of the boss?
Oh my god.
Okay, hold on, next.
Was that the shortly after the boss?
I have the head there's still neat chunks
I we got the coordinates you guys ready yeah let me just let me just sell this
neat chunk real quick let's cook it and come put it on green
I'm green
Southerly
That's huge
We're done our mission. We're gonna leave
Big wheels
Guys guys in with the hyperbolic issue we go hyperbolic already
Let's try out the weapon. Let's try out the rest.
No, no, let's not, let's not, let's not, let's not.
Here it comes. What is that?
I don't want to give you the very bad news, but you said it too late.
I caught a tuna.
I'm dead
What the fuck?
Okay, I'm dead again
I
Do again, I'm doing for this order. I can't look at what I'm doing. I'm doing I'm doing I'm fucking
I'm dead. Wow. Yeah, you spun out to me.
There's another one. There's another one.
Dead.
Ow.
Wow. That's another spot.
Guys, don't wipe.
Hey, I rest.
rest me rest me up wait what the fuck where is he
what what what what what the fuck is this is adds this adds
Oh, no, no, we're all dead, we're all dead.
I'm sorry, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Where is my gun?
Oh, there's a bunch of guns on the floor.
It's just the lasers.
A foot snail?
Oh, my God, I'm doing 525 damage, bro.
You didn't treat these.
Oh, my God, it dropped me so much damage.
what the fudge? what the? I really don't know, is there a blue one here?
you're gunning right here Kyo, I like the blue one
no that's not mine, mine was blue, oh my you could cook it in the lava, I just perfectly
could it, that was blue, right? wait should I do, should I gamble again?
wait how much, how much do I have to cross the line of bow here?
good one
good one
I gave him one, he ate the fish
what's a science tip
they don't cook in lava, they don't cook in lava, you're lying
no I did, I swear I cooked in lava
it did work, it did work
but you fell in it
20k of fall I bought
okay, did I get these up here again?
Where's my gun it? It's on the ground. I see it
Where's the scientific guys? What is the scientific lure? Oh
The easy the ozzy cooked
What's not I see it on the ground it brother. It's the boss lore. It's the boss lore. We shouldn't do that right now
We need to get our
Don't buy it by the way already have it
How do you have it as well?
Okay, so you can um you can throw stuff in the lava for it to in the cook one point five
Guys, what is that?
Something's fucking
I'm sure so I guess I'm guys there's a fucking the fish going crazy
There's a big gunner here look it's an angle up
Look at him
BANG!
If you throw something in the lava, it's instant 1.5 code.
Yep, yep.
OOOOOOOH!
What is that?
Oh my god!
Watch out!
Ow.
Hit it.
What the?
I
Wow
You can make a little monitor now, I'm gonna try
That's what
You just kill it or did it escape?
You can't pull it into your head.
You can make it up there Simone, but it's pretty hard.
Nice one.
Bang.
Got him.
That's a dude. That's a 7.3. Oh
That's a 10k
I'm just permanently one HP
thousand
I got this one shot. We've doubled just died with regular fish
Oh
That's why you
What can I say bang bang
Where's he
Thank you. I think I snarled as well.
Um
It's not bad at all
Oh really?
Wait, 60 damage is gonna shit though
Yeah, it's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. Yeah
Yeah, I'll take it
Wait, where's my Uzi?
I mean it's the same thing as the Uzi right?
As I should just tell the Uzi
Yeah, just 30 more
I'm not getting beat in the...
I have to ram up that's all I need to do.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm trying to get the thing
That was really not worth it
This thing just fucked me
This is from the old era though, I know this with it
Yeah, we should be able to do the boss without the super is there's a reality is that the new thing is pretty bad
What if you went back in time and bought red dust on the other gun?
450 bucks for the gun, and that's a thousand dollars to upgrade it.
Cap.
Guys, I'm sorry.
Where is he?
it's getting pretty close now
it's just not right there
the AR is pretty bad huh?
I didn't realize it's better
I'm gonna try it again man, it's just not great
Oh, it isn't good, it isn't good, it's about, it's about, it's about better.
Use it maxed out, it's like 20 days, but it's really good.
Yeah, I'm seeing this guy.
Ah, no, there's a banker.
Okay, hello.
How does he get me running away?
I'm back. Help! Help! Help! Thank you.
of the
of of of
of
of
of
of
of
of
nice how much? 2.5x
that's a 360 note scope though
yeah my empire is too close maybe
something where'd he go? still?
where'd he go?
um that's the second fish that i've killed here
he gave us a fish bucket and i don't think we should do it though
i think maybe we should all have AR low key
guys what if the boss is actually harder
we'll have to do all this over again
Yeah, true
Guys help this fish just kills you
It's facial
I got a 360
Okay, I'm gonna get the fishing.
I'll be fishing now.
Like hardcore.
Yeah, five damage per upgrade is dank on the gun.
It's pretty, it's lovin' and other upgrades on the other guns from over there.
Help!
I'm on a bird! Help!
Coming! Where?
This fish is deadly by the way, he's deadly. Really?
Dude!
Wait!
Not bad.
I'll let you guys buy it first and then we can do everything.
The fly fish are fucking hard.
Yeah, they're very non.
Wait, so what happened to the fish? It's gone.
When is the poke among fire red play through?
I don't know, maybe never.
It's a fisherman. A lot of research on that.
No, I have to be loaded.
Hey, you guys see this right here? This right here is a tarmigan. And tarmigan can make great cash.
Dude, fuck off!
He's in a quest or no?
Look, I got a tarmigan.
We need to give him five small fish.
He'll give us the bait.
Stop spamming Wanga.
Why does a hard nose go this way?
Every time I open this stream, it's always Wanga.
Hey, I just want to learn something right here.
I'll tell him again. Oh, yeah, maybe he was a honey butter. Honey butter homemade organic
How much is that worth?
That's nothing
You'll get the fishing bus doesn't you're fishing with the wrong fucking real men. These are all from the old island
You need to get a shrimp
What?
I don't know
I'm dead. Yep. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it soon as he landed
And you get a snail
I
Hey
Hey, we have to get five fishes we low key after gamma
Well, no, no, we already have it though. We have the bucket of it. We can turn the buzzer
Hey, it was was the boss
Wait, this is old fish. Oh, yeah, because I have the wrong real
How about I can like you know the rules?
We're lost.
There are no rules, man.
What the f*** is this thing?
It's a gun balloon, man.
Wait, is that a lot of gun-
Is that- There are no rules. We're lost.
Okay.
I got a camo bow really oh yeah it'll help against predators amen yeah he's
He's gone.
The long dead ever end up actually finishing or not?
Yeah, I think so.
It's so bad.
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
I don't know.
Like, the spin-off shows have like one good season in their shit too.
Oh, there's spin-offs?
Yeah, bunch.
There's at least two, right?
I
Just sell it or what look at what is that what they are now
Oh my god the recall in the original fear the walking dead that had like one good season
Or maybe
Oh
The counter was crazy on me a sorrowful. I got a legendary
I got my actual first legendary. Okay. Yeah, I made his gun fucking straight busted it
This one the bus
Guys, I got all gold. Oh, this is on the ground and jump really got a solid gold legendary look. Oh
Oh, wow, it is.
How'd you get that?
Did you deal with the air?
I can't believe I'd spent nearly 300 dollars in the past five years on this banana peel-headed billionaire excuse me.
I
Am actually molding
I mean, we don't need that this right I'm gonna stay hold on
What's up, what the fudge
Get to me.
What's up?
What was that for?
34.
No, we both had an accident.
Cause I was going to switch up.
There's actually a gamble here.
Help!
Help! Help!
This is a very adept boss.
What is he about to ask?
Where the fuck are the snails?
Oh my god, just slam it?
Oh man.
I need to get shipped for obvious application.
We had this one, uh, I was just waiting for each other, so it's like...
Yeah, maybe if you follow the high ground again, high ground it.
It's only as going after XQC as I'm supposed to.
Yeah, I think they're actually sort of like...
I'M RULING IT!
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Oh my god, it's in there, it's in there!
Oh my god!
Fuck this game, you know.
Yeah, that's my Uzi, bro.
My AR.
Did the whale, it took half my gun?
Does it have AR or what?
What's about it?
Okay, yeah, they are.
Oh, look at my little gloves and gloves.
What the?
What the?
How?
We're moving through in a thousand damage, what is that?
Help, help, I'm flying.
Help him!
In the water!
Resum! Resum! Resum!
Resum! Resum!
Oh
Holy I popped off on a fight. Well, I didn't die one telegram look at this shit. Okay, but how did you do the thing? Oh, we need
No
Once you defeat it, throw it in the volcano, okay?
Yeah, throw it in the fucking hell!
What?
What are my cyber rats?
Yeah, it's gone.
Guys, who ate my cyber?
I think this loader knocked it out.
Ouch, my feet!
Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie!
huh
they mutated what
i'm dead
don't go away i don't think that's about you i died no
i'm gone i'm coming i'm coming
i'm here i might be in the water
Come, birdie come to me, come to me.
There's another gun again.
Two faces for the drone.
I'm on the ground, let's not be dragging
I'm dead, I'm dead, we're back, we're back to do it
Oh my god
I'm happy to hit him
I'm here, come here
Come on, come on, I'm here
I know you.
Hi, I mean this now.
I
Know
I'm right next to you, I'm right next to you.
Boom!
Good chance.
Fuck, dude.
That's the right way.
We got this.
We got this.
We got this.
We got this.
We got this meat.
That's huge.
Holy moly, look at all this meat.
How much is that worth, then?
Should we gamb us a little bit?
Ah, let's just check the price first.
Ooh.
should we gambler some of it let's just take the price first simple 5000 each is
not that great that's just a gamble one it's a good one over there I'm going black
black dude blacks the way to go it's very sales it's fucking ready to lose
nails and hold them in your empty slots for efficiency buster yeah but they
don't respond until they've been consumed.
Come on, we need black, you guys put it on black, we need to come back.
I'm going to go black here, here we go, watch this.
I'll do it.
We need a third one, put it on black twice.
What's that, in the water?
Yes, those are gone.
Come on.
Nice.
Again, again, don't even touch it.
I mean, oh, I mean, that's insane.
That's actually crazy.
Good.
Again, red.
Guys, is there any snails?
You somehow show me you defeated it.
OK, do I give him the well?
Did he come with a trophy?
I have his tail.
Yeah, I put red and it hit green.
Got the keys?
The main landed.
We can go home.
Nice.
We can go home.
Let's get going, fellas.
OK, so I think that they spawn a maximum amount of snails
based on where you're at.
So we probably spawned all of them up there and down here.
And we have to, well, who cares?
Let's just go home.
I'm here day and the nice boat I think I think I'm gonna click it I need I lost all my
I need to go to the ocean
Yeah, what's the mission? No
That's not gonna do it
Oh
Sweden game startup for evil landfall very cool, I enjoy it
Know what?
Yo, is it bugged?
Yeah, that'll be a game.
Yeah, that'll be a game. That'll be a game.
Big walk?
Yeah, we'll be there in a second. But now, there's gonna be something?
Yeah, I think it's over.
Um...
Um, oh.
Okay, so now I'm actually really mad red threw me away before the cutscene. I lost everything oh my shit. Oh, no
This new game plus plus
Hello
Sat oh, I thought you guys left where is everyone?
I did that.
It's all jumble.
Alright, alright, no. Is that what you do?
But what if we, um...
You bi-
Is it?
Uuuum
Ugh.
Yep, chat. I didn't get picked for the Riftbound T1 bundle set today. Can I get a feels bad man?
What the fuck is a Riftbound T1 bundle?
7 6 6 7 this game just finished this game with my friends I enjoyed it
thoroughly thoroughly and for the price the length is pretty decent
Um
And how do you type like
Like this
GTH
Um I recommend it
it's cozy but also engaging not many bugs and and and can be challenging
Runs well, funny, cruel.
For the price, I give it 8.
6.8.
You know, it's a 7.2.
No, it's for the price. It's actually six one eight six one six one eight
Yeah, but a price this yeah, I think I did a date I did a date $7 game $7 game three hours
With no replayability a
Lot there's a lot of great games for two dollars or three that are dank are that a friend flopper three dollars three
three three hours
Um, yeah.
It's a little short, but it's sweet, my face.
I
Kissing Chad
Well, I would rate that game like pretty it's probably a 7.5. I did a solid ass game. Yes. I did a 6.8
67
What do you want to play now do you want to play like a shooter game X or what do you want to play?
what is riff bound
alright let's trail our creator
huh
wait what is that thing called war dogs I can't see it on
it's not either pre-order it or beta
for tomorrow
oh how do I do that
it's on steam
it's into me
It's just called War Dogs, W-A-R-D-O-G-S.
What is the T1 cards?
What do you mean is that?
I think the design is very, very...
Oh, let's just put what we already have on a card, bang.
I think it's not...
They could have done a way better with this.
It just feels so less for cards. It just does it. Also, it kind of makes them locked into
a certain format that would make kind of cooler, rare shit. Like, I mean, what would
it even do, you know what I mean? It didn't cool to keep the trim and it makes like
like some full arts and some, like, you know what I mean?
What is the T1 game, the Rebellion T1, what is that?
I don't get it.
This game looks pretty sick.
What's the game?
No, War Dogs, the game.
Yeah, I really enjoyed the games we played recently.
I think Ships at Midnight was cool ending.
That was cool ending.
Yeah, Snitchers.
Slime by Henry?
Oh
So about the players
Nice this guy's gonna fucking gaming house, I believe I can y'all's
Chassis signed by him on every on it on all the
One of the car is sign at random
Oh
I
Did they announce some form of like pre-orders like that? Oh, I guess I'm gonna get a sucker
It's got done
Only 10,000 sets launched, okay
War dog tomorrow
Yeah, yeah, we are I'll give it a shot. I'm gonna launch. I don't know all I can do it
I am you if you pre-order you can download the playtest now
Is war dog in mw4
Do I have to buy called me to get that?
I just I just pre-ordered the game and then I guys randomly got a nitro discord nitro like beta look at the wristband signature cards
Should I download cod too? Are we gonna play that extra now?
Are you gonna play cod tomorrow or not?
Um, I mean, I might.
Yeah, that's the case.
You have to put it in the game.
Uh, check your discord nitro.
Maybe you already have it.
I'm not sure.
Uh, let's check.
Okay.
I'll check that.
It's like you're your gift.
Gifting inventory, I think.
Wait a minute.
I see it.
I
Don't see it mega full screen. All right, is it shop
Yo, you just did it I had your gifts
Jaddy, I do your gifts
In a nitro home, what a stupid fucking dumbass way to present that I think I don't know where it's at
Yeah, I'm trying to, what is, right?
Jack!
Where?
I think it's, let me turn off my streamer mode, let me see if that works.
Nitro, top left, maybe I don't have it?
Oh, Nitro, Homer.
Stream mode off.
Uh, where would it be at?
Uh, just scroll down, and then it'll say unlock reward, play MW4 early.
where you see that oh yeah I have it what oh I see it easy bang got it wait
that's it that's it that's it you redeem the code on the with on the
I think what battle net or whatever you use and bone oh it's the bit of wind
tomorrow I said that tomorrow yeah tomorrow I think it's 11 a.m. tomorrow
So WarDog is tomorrow.
Is he gonna play at this as well?
Is he playing at this or main game tomorrow?
Yeah, yeah, play test.
The game comes down in like three weeks or a month.
I'll play tomorrow.
Very cool.
A lot of games recently, Loki.
Yep.
Yep.
That'll be fun.
JD, what did JD say?
Oh, is that yet?
It's uh, let's see what our gameplay is going to be good enough allies so we can play first, you know
Yeah, I think it's quite
Showing what the game for moments a moment is actually like and I know that a lot of people
Myself included i've been looking for this kind of video to see how does it actually play well today
We've got 30 minutes. We're gonna look at it react to it and hopefully get a better understanding of what this game is
Let's go. The following is a compilation of footage from WarDark's pre-alpha build.
I played last night, so I've got a little bit of things. I'm taking RPG.
So this is the vendor at the start of the game, I think. All clips from community playtests with 100 players competing for the control zone.
I should be able to buy that.
So here the devs are spending the money that's in their bank to buy stuff for that life.
Every life you choose to either play it safe or risk your cash buying better loadouts and vehicles.
Yeah, see if I die. Who ain't I? Me.
Matches of one by a team having the most players in the control zone
And the players three teams
All team play actions reward cash in and ward off cash is king
It's cash is king
We go straight to hot zone for the star
I'll say it looks like it's going towards the church runner. You get double points if you control the hot zone
I'm hoping I just get my RPG out straight away. This is pretty cool
What is this at what is this editing Jesus Christ to get on with it man. Oh my god
And you can see the red on the minimap there, they're running into it, I think that's the
objective zone right now.
You know what?
The fact that it's more like Call of Duty like it, right?
In terms of like core gameplay mechanics, then it puts it into the battlefield zone or...
Which for a game like that, I didn't think it would be like that, you know what I mean?
I just thought it'd be more like squad or more like hell at loose.
It's just not. It's just, it's, it's way more arcadey.
So you're gonna get money for that you encouraged to be altruistic
And the hot-sauce moving to so they're kind of following it right now
I only looks bad
all the fucking other like
It's not like the best vouchers ever
Is that I like to engage myself into like
Like what's cool with these games is that like let's say
like taking a good position and taking
The proper precautions doing the right equipment like matters a lot like when we can just kind of out mechanical
You're an enemy, you know, you're playing that dog shit, it's just, they kind of fall flat a little bit.
They didn't fall into the same box as Battlefield, as, um, above the other games that are similar.
That guy was using the binoculars to spot.
Got a name.
I hate having to sign on the bat.
The what?
I hate having to use bat on there.
Wait, is it unbounded?
for what okay yes oh yeah me you could look at your scheme too you're gonna it's gonna
run not as good but that's fine yeah but I have to sign into fucking steam bro
or so I've decided about it I don't know what I'm gonna I don't know either I
don't know what it is yeah this is okay I mean it could be great I guess
I'm glad you guys waited til B fight moment.
It's a more modern and hellent loose, but it's definitely a little bit more battlefieldy in terms of like how arcade it is.
Bro, I hate when you like send like an email and forgot your password and it doesn't fucking sense.
It drives me nuts.
Oh yeah, true. I saw you do that shit all the time.
Like, I reset my password and I'm not getting an email, so I'm just sitting here.
No, I do have an account. I'm opening the battle net and I'm looking and that's my email.
It's a fact. Like, it sent me the one-time login code and then I come reset my password
and then it's not sending that one, so I know it kind of exists.
Yeah, I'll play the mode. It's on the login button.
Alright, so now what you're going to do is if it's a big lock, I mean we have to stop the finisher, right?
Yeah, I asked Rob, let's see Rob said he would play games if he wants to.
Uh, Rob, you wanna finish it or what?
Here? What are you left?
No, he's not here, he left, but he said let me know what game you're playing.
Alright.
I don't know if I'm gonna play it.
I'm down for code names to look game.
Yep, I'll play whatever I really don't care.
Anything, huh?
yes yes I'm done for like codename CS or r6 or the only thing I saw was the
nuclear bomb flipping off with the middle finger or a farming and that
I'll let you live right now.
So I saw what I was doing.
When you get a nuke in Call of Duty and the new one, you get picked up on a zipline and you flip off the nuclear bomb and you survive. It looks like really lame-nicky.
Well?
Only thing I saw.
You're misusing lame-nicky?
I didn't see it.
Well, I'll go.
Alright, I'll look up the Urban Dictionary to be more informed.
Oh, there's shit.
Is this one?
I need to turn to mode.
Oh yeah, I need to turn to mode on too.
Where's your mode?
I got it, Ben.
Where? Where?
Oh, I see.
Appears.
He's gonna be a legal informer than you know.
Hey, what is this?
Could I stupid about that?
Um, what?
Yeah, all faith I had on them making him be caught, that was good.
Well, I'm not going to be a Twitter Andy in Sedan,
But I mean, I think it's definitely a little bit cringe. Yeah, I guess
Ha ha reddit, I just got a nuke the first one to get a nuke ask me anything you ask ask me anything guys
Holy shit, uh, anyway
For the first time multiplayer campaign called the war zone all in one beta. Why would they why would they do this?
Oh your campaign
That's horrible wait, why would they do this, huh?
Even if there's only part of it though I
Just feel like a bit like a big a big thing with you
Which all videos like when it when it releases almost all once I think it's cool
I think it's fun to discover it with everybody else
I think it'd be everything is that we partially leaked if he kills a lot of the hyper like I
I don't know it to me it to me it always removes a lot of that I thought of the games
It makes you like and I'm not I'm not gonna bite it's that but
There's a chance that these other things to do that
I'm just not gonna bite a cod if I already played it and it's kind of okay
It's good, but it's like nothing too crazy, right because there's no like mystery behind it
I like that I like that the the spice today brings them up not no
Is bumbling
I'm down. I'm down. Wait 30 million views in one day.
Okay I got the beta. I got it. I have a code but I need to do activation or some shit right?
Yeah I didn't even have to sign in actually. I just signed in with steam on there and then
click steam as the code
invention and that gives you a new steam code.
I sent the link.
I forgot to do it.
Kind of a steam.
How long is the beta?
Oh, one weekend for four days and then next weekend.
Enter your code here.
Wait, this is why I was in early access beta.
It's not even open beta.
I
Get my steam code and that he's on scene. Yeah
Do I need to come out I love it
Yeah, let me and then when it's worth all
I just got both
one game oh my god we're not just one hour
we're laughing there's a 10 a.m. hello
stop man I think if we should if we play code names
no offense for four player code names is kind of depressing we should finally
like a few more wait what I think it's my shit I think it's the best like it was
four players okay okay I'm not here to judge I'm not here to judge I'll
That's how you want to play it.
Isn't that what you guys don't talk when you're thinking?
So then we go quiet like a bunch of fucking cockroaches.
Try to throw off the other team.
And then everyone goes cheating, cheating,
robbing, cheating.
This guy's a fucking pussy.
Well, just don't cheat.
I talk all the time about cheating.
I mean, who do we invite then?
Who do we invite then?
I have a question.
I want to ask.
Do you have a big stream or anything?
Do you think Mark did Diemer die?
I don't like your fans.
OK, I'll tell him to fuck off.
Max, they said fuck off.
I don't know where you are.
I know what the hell you need to do.
You actually blocked him in Marvel Rivals
because he beat you once.
Who?
Who?
My friend, Nix.
He's my duo.
I think playing code names with foreign nerds is bad,
because they don't know anything
that you're talking about, and it's fucking building.
He was sniping.
He was dosing.
He was dog shit, and he didn't notice me.
I think all three needs to lock in and actually make the guns very separate and different so
that they don't have to make like every every commitment season only three guns use a striker
or use this buster gun that's it it's just lame it's fucking lame make them distinctively
different where even though it's balanced it's different like it's not that hard man
Yeah, I don't want to look up like and see on Tik Tok there's only one objective
get a gun kit with exactly one set of attachments. Every season there's only three guns, they only
have three actual guns you can use. Everything else is locked. It's great, you cannot click it,
It's locked.
He's right.
I felt like the new battlefield, even though people didn't like it.
At least haven't forgotten the riding one.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yep.
I'm saying is that um like people people will disagree with me on this and because of brain
But let's say guns like like the striker, which is metaguns are a lot worse to use on PC
They're like compared to controller the gun is kind of bouncing visually cluttery and on PC
You have a severe disadvantage. You're better using a worse gun that you can see on it. It's that simple. Okay, or use it up
Like I hate that shit
Yes, please.
Are you OK?
Thanks.
I don't know.
I really want to get a nuke on my Nicki Minaj skin
and then flip off the lobby, listening to I-Spice and Cod.
That would be great.
And then twerk on their body with my female Hulk skin.
Holy.
Period.
Fine.
She hold.
Hold on.
That's a bomb-bomb-bomb-character.
How many?
Again.
Link.
Link it.
I'm going to set it up right now.
One day.
One day.
One day.
One day.
One day.
We were getting close to an era, right, where people would be able to get computers
for a low price.
I just dripped.
just drop a bunch of it on the ground.
I think we're getting closer to an era
where pieces were not inexpensive
and it's getting close to console, right?
And possibly have people switch over to two PC
and make the switch.
And until AI, until AI, now we're cooked.
Now we're all good though.
No, no, no, you are right,
but then you're wrong in the sense that
a lot of people did actually.
Like a lot of people did it.
You know, I can't, still not enough
the people to shift the circle out of control first.
So there are two days.
Two days going on control first, which is eight.
Isn't that a money thing now?
Well, yeah, of course.
But I'm just saying, I'm just saying, in 206,
it's great that we live in this world,
because we should be at.
No, I agree, it's crazy.
Yeah, let me just, let me just love you.
There, I'm going to say truth nuke, OK?
And people are going to say it's not truth nuke.
Here's the truth nuke.
you don't need to upgrade your GPU.
And you haven't needed to upgrade your GPU in years.
It didn't, no, GPU.
It's the longest time we've ever seen
when you don't have to upgrade your GPU from way back.
Every game runs very nicely or perfectly
on a bunch of generations
that are pretty used to what we're at right now.
Which means that we're at the point
where the game running well
lies mostly on developers
and less on the hardware, which also means
that when the price would normally naturally drop,
the price of actual good PCs to run at most games
will be as very close to consoles.
But not too close because consoles sold at a loss.
All of them.
All consoles sold at a loss and always have it, right?
So it's kind of gives them an edge on that,
which is a little bit down the way there's.
Here we go, sir.
But barely nowadays the PS5 is $900.
They still lose money on it somehow.
I know, but that's not what I'm saying, like it's $900 like a month.
It's very expensive.
Um, where am I?
What was that, what was that saying?
GPUs oh yeah oh yeah like it I oh am I sorry oh shit I'm sorry okay okay I and
the gold is game and we're gonna clap your cheeks honestly WAMD for not like
it's my scouting because with how much value that AMD CPUs give you for the
price like if you upgrade from a shit if you have a shit CPU in a shit GPU
AMD like 9800x3d should honestly cost like $1,500
True! True!
But for some reason it's like $400
It upgrades that shit more than going from like a $2070 to a $5090
Like GPU will add like 30 FPS
and then you randomly buy the 9800x3d and you go from like 60 FPS to 180 with just one thing
and then you buy like a 4K graphics card that does nothing
Like every game is like bottlenecked from like RAM and CPU like 70%
Yeah
Because like you crank the graphics down so low that you're not even utilizing your graphics card at all on like all at the competitive games
Do you use are only useful for people who are playing like non multiplayer things like you're playing
fucking Elden Ring and you're streaming that shit on 4k blah blah blah blah
you're playing like the most beautiful games but like if you're playing
competitive shit like that shit looks like Play-Doh and the lower your graphics
settings the more it uses your RAM and CPU the higher your graphics settings
the more GPU it down
you actually listen to jazz music while playing this it's kind of a mood
the
opening of the competitive games like seven years
uh...
so i was like that i didn't listen or uh...
i was completely
swearing
we all have to be locked in
My grandma is watching and does not like you're swearing. Thank you
Hmm
What was I saying I saw four
Chow that I don't think anybody gives a shit
I was entertaining the chat
But AI AI to bleak a bleak a tour a hole into all those dreams because the reality is is
is that RAM should not be a problem currently.
RAM should not be a problem for price in the last 10 years.
And somehow, we have a RAM problem.
Like that's it.
I think what Micron did is disgusting, honestly.
True.
True.
Actually disgusting.
Do you know that 90% of RAM comes from three companies?
I mean, that's how it is for CPE interviews as well.
I mean, it is what it is.
Right.
But the only American producer stopped selling to consumers
and went solely to AI.
So we're screwed.
Yeah, at least predominantly, right?
Like most of their divisions to AI.
Yes, more than two thirds, at least.
Yeah.
Well, I just lame that nobody cared about gamers and then when they when they
When they go backwards though because like also AMD is doing more production in America
No, nobody gave a fuck about gamers and then then
They cared only it lasts for a moment. I mean then GG now and now the bag the bag burners
Let me put some music on.
I literally, I literally hit you with music. That's crazy.
Oh, I was using grok for music today as like a joke and it fucking grok Rick rolled with me. I'm not even fucking kidding.
That's crazy.
I insulted it and it Rick rolled me. Like literally and I was not asking for that kind of music.
Holy Rick Roller.
I
Couldn't figure out
How would not again wonderland it for how do I get wonderland it for cinematic?
And Halloween
I thought if he would not get blizzard in he got blizzard in so he gets it
Halloween is literally a movie Wonderland is literally a movie. Oh, I mean, okay
Actually that
What is theirs, oh, I know what theirs is
Okay, yeah, I know what this is actually. How do you not get that?
It has to be worm, right?
Um, Denys and his refiner.
The model of Denys and his is like some old super formative.
It's the same thing. It's like, um, it's brain dead.
it's honestly it's just uh...
it's yeah
it's like the most
zero IQ boomer shit
17 month sex qcl thank you for the good times
uh... it's like a it's like a valid minor concern but they'll make it their entire
personality
yeah there's always gonna be bad actors and people are gonna do it badly, right?
but a lot of the big ones are doing it right now
and there's a bit of improvement so i mean it's
get mad about the bad ones and that's about it
yeah i agree we should stop we should actually ban a i in america and let
every other country use a i to progress and we should actually just forfeit
like how fucking bring that
that's just like that's a self sabotage
You can you can you can look it up like a lot a lot of bacon a lot of bacon
uh dinner center makers are are providing a net positive to the uh the
community they they's building upon it and and making their own power they're
They're making their own power plus selling the extra for the community.
Bang.
He's right.
The power companies, the data centers near me are required to offset the power costs
that they cause to increase, like legally.
If they cause my power to go up by $20 a month, they have to pay for that.
He is not right.
I mean, like it again.
I'll show you again.
Like last time.
Big guys document all the shit, isn't it? I mean
What are you considering net positive
that positive as in as in the community that it's building a partner is gaining
something more than they're losing
if you ever like driven by one of those data center places in real life by the
No, they're nuts like they're really loud
It looks like a fucking military base. They've got huge ass walls armed guards and shit like let's take an actual
Well, because some of them like some of them right like a huge percent of the world's internet traffic goes through and like private security
And they're private like data so I think they can't rest anything, you know
Yo, are you gonna choose this one? This is like
I
Want to go play here. I'm trying to think of pipe like pipe like
No chalk is shaped like a pipe like whoa
Oh back like back shots, what do you think red?
Yeah, like you pipe someone
See, like, if you play, the pause could be a big hit.
Chat, I mean, if you track, it could be a big hit.
Chat, I- there's only one word it could be, right?
But on top of that, it's also copper pipes or in, like, fucking every game, every faculty
game, like- like, what?
I
Opened you eight sources
And he's a Twitter source. I
Couldn't want to man. No shame in it. No one's gonna be funny. No one's gonna judge you
We literally ask and we leave the research idea on this
and the research gets forgotten.
Compare any of these endeavors or environmental possible
problems to your local golf course around you.
Golf courses by order of magnitude
is in the hundreds of X's of times worse.
Nobody cares.
Nobody believes in I.
And there's probably two or three near you right now.
Like, let me get a shake.
I
Was ready fire night pants kid or son
We're gonna cook you don't like them we're gonna get good buddy pal. I mean you know I know this right?
Or your brain fell out of your head.
I know all three of you.
I know all three of you.
I'm just a little slower than that yet.
I'll try my luck.
I know all three of there is 100%.
I
I sell power market data for a living.
Data center numbers cost consumers more depending on the day, weather, short term negative.
Long term they are paying to create more power generation and improve grid infrastructure
So ready for that. So base for that.
They're in the oceans.
I find it crazy how most of our oceans are unexplored,
explored and we don't even care to like explore.
But why would you go to the older though?
Why is it, what is there to explore?
Just learn more about our planet.
Like this, like it's like there's a lot of species
that we tell you stories about.
Yeah, okay.
Like how the planet became what it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's just, it's just hard
to explore that deep, right?
For a very little gain.
Well, I know.
Okay.
I mean like it's the same thing in space though.
No, it's the same argument, like similar or no?
Yeah, but we don't, we don't, okay.
Think about, if you know this space exploration endeavors
that we do as a species, right?
We don't really do that much.
Some of the probes in telescope,
it's a very small portion of a world budget.
But if you think about the ocean, right?
It would cost a fuck ton to do what?
To find a new patient.
Okay, no, no, I understand.
It's not a profitable endeavor,
which is why my goat, Gabe Mubble,
spending billions of dollars to explore and to come for a one bigger what date to send
time to study like that I think that's cool like doing it for fun like just to educate and for fun
that's it like it's not profitable obviously
the little son I think because you're ready to you're on you already all day
all right so right no I just think it's like I'm just saying like it don't you think it's
like okay like just like mentally like we went to different planets before we figured out any
of our like our ocean is our planet is majority ocean and we don't know about the majority of
our own ocean like like psychologically don't think that's crazy because like imagine when we went
to space that's like well like like a super long time ago we didn't know we didn't know anything
about the ocean when we went to space like I just find that funny like not that I disagree I'm
just saying because it because it was it was a military thing that that's the thing though
It's a military thing, most uh, one of the um
Nobody would have given a shit nobody went to the moon or the none of that shit if it wasn't for the war
It was it was a war operation and and always was and as soon as the war was over
All the all the funding for that shit went down to like almost zero
Back comparison
And I do think that's important too though. I don't think we should stop doing that either
Wait a minute
I think we should continue funding in space exploration
Yeah, of course, because it's a proven concept of the secondary impacts that it has on the population
and how much it develops and increases people to go into fields that will create new technologies
and in terms of new jobs and have more and more engineers and more that it has after
glow is that that we benefit from for dozens of years of 100 years no we got a spread of
freedom to the universal so we explore because curiosity is humanity's greatest strength
Yeah, so I feel like you believe in aliens.
No, like not all you just don't think it's real.
Well, I believe in things that live, but aliens, because of what we think are aliens.
Like not the vision of like oh some so yeah, of course, I mean there's some things that lives somewhere right like we're far away
Right, but not in a capacity that they'll ever like visit us or like that
That matters to us at all
Cap
What do you mean cap because in Italy's exhibit where they would have bombed us a long time ago. We're a flood
We're a flawed specie that self-destructs as our only goal.
They would have bombed the fuck out of us already.
Like holy shit.
Alex, why aren't you going outside right now and just stepping on every anvil?
Like fucking, like, it's a living species, why aren't you just killing them all?
I would.
I actually wore a bulletin lava down them.
Imagine if they were self-destructing and burning the only thing that I could
have.
If the ants were on a hot dog and I could eat it,
I would squish the fuck out of them.
They would, for our resources,
they would bomb the fuck out of us.
But maybe they don't need our resources.
Whatever our resources are worthless to them.
Hot take, I think, listen,
I think we could take on alien life force.
I'm not one out of you.
Okay, well, if they have the technology
to travel here in like light speed,
what makes you think we could take them?
All we need to do is kill one and reverse engineer this all I'm saying
Also, like we never have we have no idea they could have like a weakness to fucking water or something
You know I'm saying like we don't know anything
Even though they get survived on in our in our atmosphere, we don't know what happened if like what happened if like her
Peace kills them. We just get a bunch of horse to like, you know, I'm saying I'd be I'd be like we bro
We could easily win. They probably can't even survive in this habitat think about it
Am I wrong no, you're not there's no way there's no way to say we don't know no way
I'm just saying I think objectively true that there's life outside of humans like the universe is so
unbelievably big the odds that
We are the only like living thing in the entire universe is like one did you can even comprehend that like
In reverse like
It's more likely
like in the crate, of course something is living out there, right?
But I think that's not what we're interested in.
We're interested into something that we could interact with even as a pipe dream, you know what I mean?
I think that's what we're hoping for, but the reality is even if we found the bacteria, that would be cool.
Like just knowing something.
I feel like Arthur Clarke said it the best, I mean, whether if we're alone, that's kind of scary.
If we're not alone, it's scary because well, well, well,
I haven't found a community that can vote for me.
Directions are kind of terrifying to be honest with you.
And I feel like knowing the answer to that is also scary.
If we knew the answers to that, we
would change the way we think about things.
And I think it would be a net negative for us.
What if it would be something that unified us?
As it was.
I think that's the only way that humans
need to get on the same sides.
Like if we have an existential threat in a time limit,
like there's not that's the only thing that would instantly be like okay we
drop everything like every every human would be friends everybody would be
fucking friends of course you have like the little you know little slackers out
just kind of hate somebody for something but everybody would be friends
okay so so what if instead we're all this big like you found some some
civilization right and they're all just a bunch of like slimes that reproduce
so much of it they covered the entirety of the planets and it is a
Big-ass blob that sucks the energy at a plant and they do nothing it's just a slab of slime
Like every god that's probably what most of the shit is let's be honest like a lot of the relation is right
I was boring things of all time. It's no it probably isn't some some t3
humanoid or something
What happened if it looks like for instance like the generic gray alien dude or
or I'm lizard
then we would fuck it
the first thing you do
you'd fuck it
what?
then you have to
because
because
you see an alien
right?
what if there was a possible
alien human crossover
so you fuck it first
and then you
see what happens later
what?
that's not the first thing I want to do
Felix
what?
I don't want to fuck it first
I would
what?
I mean
it's like the story of my future drama
yes of course
what dollar was it?
if somebody had the first
Generating it human super right it could be your child if you dumb in the world
They can say yo guys, I'll go fuck like like my child is like there's some super being and we want everything
You're like the king of the world
So we're gonna fuck it first you fuck it first always I
Will I will volunteer volunteer even if I die and then on my life, I am gonna pipe it
You're gonna volunteer to fuck the alien person. Yep. I I'm plugging in it and so what happens like on some spider shit like if like
I say spider spider cock roach salamander fucking whatever type of type it is
I'm saying as a humanoid of course, right?
Not as an actual just an animal like I said so much annoyed it
I do think if any alien species were to travel to early this would that would imply they had light speed travel and in my
that in humans are so fucking brain-dead that they would probably view us
they would probably view like fucking squirrels.
Like if they have the tech to come here they would have the tech to observe us at a very good level from afar right?
And they would know that we're worthless, one. Or this choice.
If they like to doesn't say what is this doing? I mean I would bomb them, I mean seriously.
If I was a super alien I bomb the planet, I don't give a shit.
I agree but a thing is accidents happen for them too. I mean all we gotta do is reverse engineer
We're gonna lose the first half right? We're gonna lose till halftime and then after halftime
We're gonna start dog-piling them. I'm just being honest
What if what if I got one of their new incentives you also?
I
Was it bite me I tell no not me because
Multiple alien civilization
I can't breathe exist with a near 100%
What if they have to the right to the fact that I brought
We will never
I was gonna do for circle and and and chalk I was gonna do like circumference or some kind of like math firm
And I wasn't sure if you would get that
Cinematic wonderland, but he got blizzard. It does my hardest guess is
Yeah, you shouldn't not me the top. I mean, no, no, you guys keep playing the topic was just fun fucking interesting
So I just want to kind of put my two cents in
That's fair.
Yeah.
Okay, one second.
There was the last time, I don't know, is that a civilization that would come to us would
have all the answers.
If somebody could interact with us, that also means that they would have all the answers
about everything.
Because they could travel at speeds and they could do things that we don't even think
is actually possible right now with anything, with any technology.
Everything possible
Like the distances that we have to travel to get to the places that we've observed that could have life is
Insane, it's not possible not even close to the case think about it this way
What happens is they have they have upgraded research on traveling
Okay, but it never felt what a 7-6-2 can do to the body, you know or 5-5-6
If the alien can come to here you think that you're fucking low low low pebble shot at it ever
It's like it's like a molecule to a hydrogen bar what what if they've never even had a conflict what a conflict
Well, then you think super about center you would have a poor bus thing it where you did with win by the falter by false diplomacy, and you would lose it anyway
There's an equal chance either arguments right there's no way to ratio
Yeah, I mean I'm not a lot of you. I would like to just talk to them first not fuck them. You know I'm saying
You have to pipe it first this is it's a it this is a non
What makes you think they'll even let us like they can come here you think they're just gonna bend over in front of us?
They should send a few of their specie
Amounts and we send them a few humans it we give them we have of all
races a man and a woman they send a hundred of their own right and
Everybody pipes to see what the fuck is gonna happen. What did we get a max win?
it was the max win the manual be something we'd have something or some
DNA that we could never achieve it it would keep that forever even if they
leave worse we still have that at home this man thinks we're playing next
call I believe that's like the equivalent of us like just like something like
like oh but I don't know like a chimpanzee or something you know like
We said let's take than us. They're less or what happened
Let's take than us buddy. We can barely send probes for every far way
We would have to be we did they might have to travel themselves way further than a pro as even even seen
Way beyond to spy masters. Well, we got people who can't even read three pages of a Harry Potter book
Stupid people too though. Okay, brother think about it right our smart people to regular people orange skin
They're smart people to us. It's gonna be insane, but they have dumb people too. You think all of them are just super smart. No
Well, we got to come here
They would have to be at least advanced to the length that we don't even know
Insane they roll they would not like on is it that the child's speed of light and more
You know just because they can travel the people I doesn't technically mean they would be like
like enhanced in like fucking combat and all that.
That's the matter.
They would have access to something,
energy that we don't even comprehend it.
And that literally wins against us.
Bro, you don't have to, energy is everything.
Energy is absolutely everything.
If they can come here,
they have energy beyond all our comprehension
and they get to blow us up instantly.
What are you talking about?
Why didn't it do it already?
Because that's my, that's my whole point.
that because they don't have it will never have it nobody will know why do
you guys assume it's like why do you assume that just because something can
blow us up they will blow us up like what is this mentality that's what I'm
saying oh thanks so I think they want to come down here on some peaceful shit why
it's probably seen what Miami looks like and they want to you don't really get
the help on post post universal relations you know okay okay it's what
Okay, so you're some guy, right, on your planet.
You've harvested your resources to travel at the speed of light,
and you see Patrick hammering his own head and go,
oh my god, we must get this value.
Guys, we must get this.
What do we do without this?
We need Patrick.
No, no.
We are worthless to them if they can do all that.
They would research Patrick.
Just like they probably research us,
and we don't even know what we're talking about.
They would put you in a box and fucking poke you at needles
and instruments.
They would fucking, they would stretch you out.
Yeah.
Pause.
Oh, now you're pausing after you want to pipe it first.
I what I'm just saying.
So quick, quick, what about this quick theory?
I just thought about this like a couple of nights ago.
We'll all sit in tea like I'm sitting here right now, right?
What happens, right?
Mom got piked.
I already won and we're all in a simulation.
So we're just catching up.
You ever thought about that?
Oh, I said, I'm done.
Like, so, you know how we're just now starting to see
what AI is but what happened they already won right we're just catching up to
where they're at but they already put us all in like a salience came here
thought about a bunch of like that no how did we catch up how we can already be
in their captivity and we're nice yeah we lost the war against AI we're just
catching up in our like in the simulation yeah you're right we could be like
hermit crabs to them yeah if we are the simulation what if we made this
Simulation that's deep
What if separate something what if the Egyptians may be in simulation and bajillion times ago?
I mean the pyramids will build by aliens by vibrations and just kidding. I
saw some podcasts and
Some of the leading skeptics about that are saying the wildest shit, but it just come up the drugs
I have to say guys. I'm gonna split for you guys all the main leading counter theories that are like
Uh, um, uh, I can space station a little bit.
They're all comes back to drugs.
They're, yeah, I watched, I watched it.
I think, I think everybody should do a spiritual journey once in their life.
That's just what I, I, I say, um, yeah.
Did it when you're like eight years old though?
Cause you don't want to get one tap.
What?
A spiritual journey.
Do that.
Do that.
Do that.
I said a spiritual journey.
Yeah.
Like so now you asked to share yeah, yeah with a shaman. I like this. Yeah, you get you get you get one down you get one down
Even in recent time I think I think somebody
One that's all on that
Okay, I'm gonna go duck because animal
So Felix
Is it be an animal seen the have you ever seen the UFO videos with?
with like the flying shit in the sky that they can't explain.
Parallax issue. It's a gyroscope issue with the camera. It's something that's melted on
a jet. It has a parallax issue as it's rotating it.
The Boltzmann brain theory suggests that a single, what is also a brain theory, is
that those are both, honestly, they could both be, like, that could be a fighter jet
pilot looking at something that is even a higher level of classification within our own military and they're not even gonna disclose that to that pilot because it's so high
Yeah, that was that is the that's the main thing. I also agree
You're probably running some tests or or this some some things
But even then the things the ones that you're talking about right the by the way
Med that you're not shit, but
continuing
What you were seeing wasn't even an object probably it was just some light really far away, right?
And the camera the camera at that distance all kinds of dog shit for for light
it looks like a little blub like a little blob and
It's moving rotating because when you mount the camera on the gyroscope. It's like a 3d xyz, right?
And at what point it turns and it reaches a maximum that it can rotate, right?
So in order to continue that rotation, it has to redo the 3D, right, and re-pick up the
angle from a different combination of rotations, right?
And that will change the lens, will twist, and there's small alterations on the lens,
whatever you're looking at, will look like it's turning.
So have you guys been keeping up with all the UAP files that the White Houseman dropping?
I don't watch the UAP files.
They're coming from the oceans.
coming from the ocean. I think they're coming from the oceans too. What the fuck are you talking about man? What the fuck is a UAP? It's the new one for UFO. It's the new one for the aerial phenomenon. I think those things are pretty interesting though, like there's some really interesting things. Like what? Like what? Like the videos they've dropped, like it's coming from the government, like of like these, the UAP, I think it's like, it's cool to see. Link's something, Link's something interesting. Which is actually pretty interesting. There's a lot of cool stuff on there.
It is like five pages of like I'm I'm blackmailed I'm so blackmailed on the only excuse reason I mega blackmail that like everything
It turns out to be completely fucking useless dog shit and skits are loyal because the people that not that naturally navigate and gravitate towards
Those things are those people but that doesn't mean that they can't have any truth to them
Okay, okay true, but a lot of it is like complete. It's like debunked to some level. That's a bit of trivial
Like oh, that's a rock. Here's why man. It's like do you get some of this shit like the mumbra? I
Know I just feel like bro space is just too interesting bro
Agreed
I'm not gonna be able to you know go out and like travels who I don't know some like earth 2.75 or some
Wait, can I say some nerd shit that might not be that dirty, but it sounds nerdy to me
Okay, yeah, so you know how there's like black holes and black holes like take data and like put it out and like
Then like start like a new universe somewhere else. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, huh?
Oh, I explain explain black holes black holes absorb
absorb
Lights and and different physical things and then and then take them to a different universe, right? Does it does it?
Yes, that's what I say. Yeah. Yeah, it does
So I think instead of like the theories of Big Bang and whatever the fuck I think that our universe just started
I think thinking that we have the main universe is like
Protagonist mind I agree. I think that we started from a different universe a black hole happened absorbed a bunch of data
Spitted into our universe
It went all over the place and then our universe was born
And I think like we're thinking with all the black holes and all the alternate universes that form due to black holes
It's super protagonist like main character syndrome to think that that didn't happen
So so what you said is we are the main character in our heads. We're not the main character
It's fundamental fly
Just parallel universes though, right like it's just that they're like unobtainable
Unobservable other universes right we can all we have all we can do is operate what we have right and I think that
The big bang makes sense because of what way of things are traveling and how they're going right and it's expanding
But other than that maybe what else do we have?
Knowledge I don't think our species collective IQ is smart enough to understand the reality
I
Think they would actually I think it's a keyboard cleaners, bro. Like of course it just cooked for us, man
No, I don't think it's an IQ thing. I think we're just we're
Fundamentally limited as as as of everything in
As I'm saying I think as a species
We are as at least as of now that can always change slowly and slowly and slowly over bajillion
You know I'm saying right as of right now
even the maximum brain capacity of a human being is not smart enough to understand like the concepts
and all this technology and shit that would that would require us to go further.
Yeah but yeah but what if there's a new a new element and a mix of molecule branch that is
that you could break your brain temporarily to do something else like it divides all of its
powers so that's like we don't even know what we have we could have like a max way like what
What if our brain can do some some insane thing like like it's like it's like
Like you're like when you like you know
Do some crazy shit when they're getting shot at like it's like in danger like imagine you could somehow
Horn is that to make it like
Like yeah, yeah, but the bread is a bunch of stuff like it's like unused like dormant
You know, there's like a bunch of reception like that
that we don't use at all, right?
And it's why some drugs or whatever,
right, kind of make those act up, right?
Like, what if there's other shit that we have
that's like from under the time?
You know what I mean?
Like, humans also have like crazy fundamental flaws
in terms of like personalities that we have,
like imagine like all eight billion people on the earth
were collectively using all of their brain power together,
not unlike some pluribus shit,
But if we just openly shared all of our information and didn't have to waste all of our time and resources on conflicts and stuff like that, it'd be 20 times easier to spread.
It would be great if we didn't have to spread freedom everywhere. You know what I'm saying? It'd be awesome. But sometimes we'd just have to.
Like imagine if since 1950 the entire world was solely focused on improving and being extra planetary.
And not a single thing, like zero dollars were spent on fucking... Just imagine how much further we could have been.
Yeah, I'm sure
I don't know man. I mean listen all it all is gonna take is
ET to come down here on smoke, right? And it's gonna unify all the humans together
Right. I don't know when the fuck is gonna happen. I'm probably probably won't be here for it chat
Probably won't be here for it. We won't be here for it
But one day is gonna happen in there, but we all come by y'all and there's gonna be like the Empire galactic humans or some shit
I'm sorry. It's gonna be like like who like yeah
I don't know fuck
It's okay, I can work with that I can work with that in the future with other with the other
Clues and finish the board. It's all good. I'll apply for a letter
Um should be good
Apologize to red you tell him closest to the word but Ram can be a current
I'm not gonna be receptive to ideas again about an actual animal
when we play this game again.
What the number one answer is things that it's an absolute, a duck is an absolute animal,
A ram is an absolute animal.
These are two absolutes.
Anything secondary, I'm not going to answer this.
Yeah, B maybe is insane.
Horse should be doing a play on the word on it, right?
Maybe bone.
I mean, yeah.
But a ram is a rat.
That's an animal, unless it's not.
This one right here that one's pretty sick
Yeah, I think it's a little bit black pill take it
But I think all the things that are like that are out of reach that is like it's like do more. It's like
It's almost like
It's like it's like knowing a set that isn't real or blitz and it isn't real for a fact and everything about about like
Santa is boring and ruined and Gigi and it's reminds me about all of things
But that's just it might look in that but I really like that. I think it's especially it's cool
It's going to space with with pros are all fruits and telescopes
Well squashes in the fruit because there's not any
Any seeds? I don't think it has any of the seeds that go into a fruit.
I'm googling it.
Are you loud?
I'm allowed to Google. Well, I already finished my answer.
Yes, squash is botanically a fruit because it grows from the flower of the plant and contains seeds.
Okay, well, I asked you
Why no, I had seeds so well
I mean it had to have had seeds right because it's a fucking good because that's a growth
I'm never gonna squash in my life. So I
Look, I'm confused that what was the vision of a fruit then? Oh
Yeah, because it has to be like a like a like a thing at the end of it
There's the thing that's the fruit of that so I think is it
fruits full because the fruits come out of it but a vegetable just grows straight
up right or my role I'm not I'm not gonna lie I don't know what the hell you're
cooking those are plants and fruit are fruit because they have seeds yeah but
how do you get how do you put a potato then it's easy you need to do
anything so these are still seeds so it doesn't the different for the
Potatoes have seeds no they don't oh no no no no you plant a potato get it out if you plan it
but they don't get a potato then how do you put that on the first place like
doggy no I don't know I don't know the answer to that question but I do know
there's no say no seeds no it's like this is the the skin or yeah no see that
Have you guys ever left a potatoes like in your cupboard for too long and they start fucking growing like the last of us and
I make a lot of seeds
You think the aliens are on the way out?
I did not know that potatoes did that and then a couple years ago there was potatoes in my fucking cupboard that I bought for
I don't know fucking why and I opened my cupboard and I thought the aliens were invading I was like it was over
I was like what the fuck
Oh yeah yeah yeah
If you don't know that again, is the last of us thinking that it can actually happen?
Well, it cannot.
Why, why can it not?
Why do you think it can't happen?
Um, I, okay, I googled it, I googled it once, okay, can you talk about this?
Is that because of the style of thing that it is, uh, which is what, uh, what is
that, cordycepsum shit, right?
And these little, these little whatever, right?
It wouldn't work with the human that could be wrong with them. I just agree. I think I think the last of us is scary
I think I think a lot of people that smoke weed that's that that's our version of last of us
They there's a parasite pulling them to do weed and just lose their brain cells
What one number do you want me to clear? I?
Never heard anything about the human immune nervous system. It's probably complex and offers first parasites to hijack it
Yeah, but like sick constantly right now, right? Yeah, like I'm thinking my wall
Something will advance itself eventually because don't amps already have that shit where they have that little thing that grows out of them
Explodes and then spreads to other ones. Well, actually there is a
Specia parasite that will go into the prime mantis and they can control it
Yeah, that no, I don't most know don't most praying mantis is have that actually
When is some kid from, I don't know, Oklahoma to eat a praying mantis, have that motherfucker
evolve inside of him, and then there's GGs?
Okay, okay.
How about we don't eat the praying mantis?
Stick their butts in water and then come out.
Yeah, disgusting.
Humans can get parasites, a lot of them.
Yeah, but not the ones that can hydrate aren't only parasites.
I think there's something else.
They have to be, they have to be.
There's a popular parasite.
It's a fungi.
No, that's not a parasite.
It's a fungi.
Right, you're right. Yeah, but they're they're they're a parasite that are like kind of similar in concept
There's a parasite that wraps around the human heart in a circle over and over again and blocks your blood flow and it goes you
What the hell yeah some weird shit you guys know about the cat parasite
was that
Isn't there like a cat parasite where like cats get you to like them more or something is that real?
I swear it's my swear. It's a real thing. I don't buy cats
I'm googling it. Dogs over cats, don't at me.
I mean, dogs are like a gently bare cat's blood.
It's a poxel plasma gondi.
It changes brain chemistry to attract things to cats.
Interesting.
The Wagga. The Wagga virus.
The Wagga virus.
Apparently it can spread to rodents and then the rodents will be attracted to the cat and then the cat eats it.
What? It's like a fairy Pokemon.
Like a ditto.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Where is this virus at?
It's going to, it's going to laugh right now.
And we'll, uh...
Parasite were dropped off for well-dense excusing.
Look at that dog.
I had to do it for earlier.
Oh, it is what it is.
We wouldn't know I'm first here.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
Life's crazy, bro.
It is crazy.
Life's good, but it's crazy.
Come on, just fuck this all up.
OK, I love you got a train clip,
and I think he was writing about the COVID vaccines
that and he was just really wrong and it can I was like bro come on bro come on bro like
like he's saying he says a shit that's like I've ever been true and it's um what are you
talking about the vaccine any thoughts wait my thoughts on the vaccine yeah I got cancelled
before it back in 2020 remember that's what just the party I went to and then train
rex fucking like replied to it in a question mark that then went fucking crazy okay so
It was a party and oh yeah, yeah, you think it was fucking air who's got a brand-new camera
I remember it's funny. It's funny your only take about anything
Bro like but it is um yeah, I'm not gonna lie
I got I got forced to take the vaccine because I'm in the military. Oh
First because I was in eSports
So I had to take again so no, I mean I think I think they literally I think it's really because
as I just thought that it was the correct course action.
And I actually got them twice and it fucked me.
I almost died from COVID.
Why?
Because I have like a deviated septum or some shit.
There's something wrong with my nose.
I can't breathe through my nose that well.
And I was having so many breathing issues
that I wasn't getting enough oxygen to my brain.
So I had to go to the hospital.
They said I was in like a Chicago hospital. I looked so bad
There was like people there with gunshot wounds and they brought me in before them because they thought I was about to die
Wait, wait, I don't want to get shot all the time over there. It's regular like continues. Yep
So that's it like I fucking they had to like put me on like a oxygen thing
Doing fight and they were doing a war triage like like that's crazy. I love Chicago
I miss the food so much the food there
You know what you need you need a CPAP machine. I'm not a lot of you get her
No, I am yeah, I was gonna get one. I have one bro
It's the best thing of my life bro the best decision of my fucking life at 28 years old
Yeah, I'm not anti-vax, but I wouldn't have gotten one like when I did if I wasn't forced to like there was no reason for me
To get one I probably wouldn't have I had to get one to go to South Korea for an event
they've forced me to get it and then show proof for the visa application. But I wouldn't have
like gone out on my own and gotten it exactly when I did. I would have delayed it by a little bit.
Just knowing my habits of what I do, I would have delayed it by at least a year and a half.
A year and a half, maybe two years. Yeah, we kind of delay again. It goes either that or...
Well, I know that. I mean, I would have just... Because my mom works with vaccines
and vaccines and medicine take a fucking crazy amount of time to develop and some things are really time-gated and you cannot
possibly make that that fast and and know enough to
the public and if I could eat it is crazy and like for us though at our age
I
Felt like at the time. I was like 21 at the time. I think risk outweighed the benefits and I've been for very young people
people that is what it is. Yeah, I agree. I agree. I didn't feel like I wouldn't have
done it because I don't feel like I'm gonna die of COVID at 20 years old. Like if I got
it and others as well. No, no. I only caught COVID one time though. Like the only thing
I couldn't taste chicken. Like it was fucking horrible. No, that sounds like my bird. I got
scared because the day everyone was taking vaccines, I'm on a plane and some lady
pulls up next to me, like I'm able to walk. She has, she has, um,
crutches and she was sitting next to me and she's like, Oh man,
I'm telling you the COVID shot made me lose all use of my legs.
Don't get it. No matter what.
I'm just like sitting there shitting my pants on this plane because I was like,
I was going to get my shot that week. And I'm like, are you serious?
Like I have a shot like, like this week and she's like, I'm telling you,
I lost all feeling in my legs and people are dying because of this.
Like don't listen to anything anyone tells you.
I was in Sweden when when covid dropped and then I remember being at the airport and everything's been delayed
and uh no and I just remember like being weirded out because it's like
there's people going to the airport asking every single individual person you weren't
allowed to like walk around freely and go like you know what I'm saying yeah you walk around
go to the bathroom go to the fucking whatever they were like you need to sit down in this
assigned chair don't fucking move and they were going around to every single person have you
Have you been to China?
Have you been to China?
Have you been to China?
Like, I don't even fucking care for it.
I don't know.
I said that, man.
I mean, just generally, I think multiple getting it, definitely didn't a good thing.
Lower the spread, right?
You fight it faster so you're not contagious for that long amount of time.
Like, the way I see it, you're AoE, like, you're AoE damage when you're infected
it.
Even if you wear a mask and go around touching shit and whatever and do what it like you're everything for everybody else
Like it's not really about you. What other people culture?
Culture is more effective than the vaccines for the people that are not like super high risk
like the problem is like okay in countries in other countries, but that are very like
Mindful cultures were impacted way less than like the American culture who's just fucking retarded arrogance and doesn't give a fuck
They have Kobe didn't give a fuck. They're going outside. They're all not gonna wear a mask
I'm not gonna do this in other countries
They had a less effect like in South Korea. They had a way less problems with
And with the vaccine they won in Chile. No, I'm pretty sure Asian countries did really good
Plus, yes because they just knew how to handle the situation way better
They didn't have half of their population rebelling against the fucking government about it and shit like that as a part of
And I would use you were re-used words or no
Don't use the same word I mean you can
Don't don't don't do that. It's it's noob strike. I don't know man. It was those were different times for sure
Great time for twitch though, but different times for sure. I
Miss a lot of it like in hindsight
I think there's a lot of really fun times in my life that
Yeah, some some guys had to graduate on zoom calls like a bunch of losers let no offense to them
this is not their fault.
Like that's kind of sad.
You graduated on FaceTime, that's insane.
I just thought it was crazy.
As a young adult, I had just bought my first house, right?
And I was just buying something out of it.
I literally barely gave it to the front door
and getting supplies for the future.
And I was like, bro, this might actually be like,
it felt like the apocalypse, you know what I mean?
So, and I get it, since I was more fortunate, right?
I had more money to survive, whatever.
And I almost felt kind of exciting, you know what I mean?
I agree. I enjoyed it too. I agree.
I was in a gaming house with all my friends that were all my age, and we had fun with it.
Like, I enjoyed it.
Like, even though it's fucked up, I don't know how to describe it. Like...
It makes you, like, frivolous.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, feel something.
No reason to get vaxed if everyone's gonna get sick if they are vax or not.
The vax helped reduce the risk of underlying health issues such as...
I don't know you just want me to just be like house
Not long you're we had to walk less
Like that or like I don't know how to describe it like it brought us like we're all anti-social and brought together in a way
Okay, so wishbone
Are you
Like are you
Like actually
There's no way right
Wish bone wish bone
It wasn't I mean sure I get it. Yeah, we wish genie. Okay, cool. That's cool. Um wish
Just forget it just keep playing the game I can't
What else is happening in life the last couple months?
What else is interesting?
Nothing is interesting.
Is anything interesting happening?
Like I feel like...
Oh, is it like I killed an entire family or like a... or three children or whatever.
Is getting support from all the women.
From women?
Is this for you now?
Nah, it's not gonna be this brain of it.
It's brain of it
No, no, I'm just I don't know anything about it gang. I'm just asking like I don't know it's that bro
bro
The man was literally on camera in a CVS at the moment where the person did all that
Right got got home and the lady was already on the fucking ground. They like everything is is all in the fucking
So you're going to have 60 year olds dying.
Did you mean that for a house as well?
Thanks, I just said.
Vegas.
We got a good one.
Take my money.
I'm going to just leave it at 3.
Just send it.
But this year went by pretty quick, huh?
They all do it's a matter of
Would you say this COVID like a vibe call COVID was 14 years ago the field old yet
No, that's 20 20 20 was nine years ago 20 20
You know, do you know it's the worst one? That's actually true that really bothers me when I hear it
2016 was 10 years ago. Yep
What the fuck?
Like everybody in here is 30 except for two people
20 30 16 it was 10 years before it was 20 years to 2010
Like I still think to myself after COVID's over. I'm gonna lock in at the gym and I'm like, wait a minute
So it was like that
Is the time for me to get my wish pepper
You get it
Oh my god, I don't think being all I gotta go out push out my kid at the age I push out my kid
I mean she was an accident, but she's amazing though
Bro because she's now she's 10 now bro like so it's all
You had a daughter like until three weeks ago
go. Bro, she could probably start playing video games a little bit, right? And she could
clear in all the games in my fucking three years.
Bro, she's playing tennis game. Like she's about to dominate the phone.
Shit. Damn. How old are you? Wait, that's actually OP Strat, by the way.
I'm 33 now.
One of the most OP Strat is playing like niche sports from a super young age. Like
your odds of success is so high. It's insane.
Mish, Mish!
More niche, I'm saying not football, not baseball, not soccer.
Yes, if you try hard to golf-
Well, I mean fucking women's football, I mean watch that shit, it's dead, no shit.
I tried that with rugby, it was not, it was not-
Yeah, that's why I told her not to play basketball.
I was like, nobody's gonna watch you, sweetheart.
Listen, play tennis, okay?
Everyone watches her meaner women's, so, it's bad.
Yeah.
Like, same thing for a woman's golf, same shit.
If you start that at a young age, they can be very successful.
People watch that woman's golf
Yeah, I didn't know so I'm not I didn't want to be rude. I didn't know. Oh, that was a PGA and a master's for life for everything
Well, I'm just saying something that there are a lot of blueprints for people being like
like massed in their own
Sport or discipline, you know, I mean, yeah
Like you think of man don't be think Tiger Woods you think
What do you feel about the low birth rate that's happening right now?
I think Korea is absolutely cooked beyond the levels
Comprehensible I think a lot of regions are already cooked past the line, but Korea first
So whatever happens with the birth rates will probably see the effects over Korea before anybody else
Thank you
I understand it's a problem and I understand that this take is bad
But I do not give a fuck. I would I do not want to have kids
I don't want to be in this world at this age. No, that's fine
pretty fucked up place, right? You know, like I want to like yeah, yeah, it's pretty rough
I think I think back in the day you're kind of just expected to get married
Tie yourself down and have a kid. I
Need people is so easy like it's so easy to find someone. Oh, hey, how do you guys win it?
you guys pick one of ours.
You picked tie.
Yeah.
I might change my mind on that take.
Did you forget about powerful?
As of right now.
As of right now.
That's my opinion.
You won't find out what it is.
Yeah.
Even though it was Bond.
I mean, B is not an animal.
Hold on.
Vegas, how would you say it?
It's an insect.
It's 10.25.
No, yeah.
I fucked up on that for sure.
I thought you would catch my drift on me being stupid there.
You're going to be like, yeah, you're going to have my kid.
This really has to happen.
This is an animal.
Usually, we've had this before.
We've had this debate before with other groups.
It's just a kind of knowing it.
Guys, last time we did this before, we did this before.
Insect, animal, we usually separate.
It's what it is.
It is what it is.
It's just, it's just,
it's just, it's just,
it's just a bunch of teams.
Yeah.
Also, also, sometimes it's not about the words
that we have, it's about the words that are on the board.
There are some words that were way better
for the words that you chose.
It's why there was stuff.
Because Ram was incredibly animal.
Way more than B anyway.
Yeah, I'm like, there, I just thought about fucking,
just Ram like, computer Ram, I don't know.
Oh, yeah, by the way, I can't answer your question that's
medicated, but it was house in an oven, or brick in oven
for house.
It's not that good of a hint, but there's
nothing else in the board that even resembled house.
So I thought it'd be obvious.
So other than Vegas, anybody else trying to have a kid
or you just got on, like, just going with the flow?
I might be shooting blanks, honestly.
I might be done for.
I mean, I'm trying to.
Red, you're like, what, 22, right?
You're like, you're out of time.
I'm younger.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah, you got time.
Yeah, Red's gay.
Yeah.
Oh.
Really?
I didn't know that.
Well, yeah, you should have said that.
No, no, no, I'm not.
You can say he's not dumb.
No, not the wrong with it, but no, I'm not.
No.
No.
So you were just lying in DMs, or what?
Yeah, if you had a kid, though.
I don't think I ever messaged you about that.
If you had a kid and you wanted him to be pro-tomy,
what would it be?
Like a discipline or something like that, right?
Like baseball, something like that?
be probably f1 no no okay not too hard too low to the you have to pass so many
barriers of money and nepotism again exactly I think golf
genuinely golf I think that it because the crowd your kid would be hanging out
with would actually increase the odds of them being these ambitious fucker low
Okay, thank you.
I feel like if you're introducing the golf early
into your life and you play a lot of it,
you're supposed to be giving pro everything
incredibly high.
Like, yeah, that's just my thought.
It's just because not a lot of people put a lot
of crazy amount of time in it,
the same way they do it with other disciplines.
It's being a pro in a sport is so much to do
with your parents more than yourself.
Yes, yeah, at like two-year-old pretty much.
almost anything you gotta be like relax the body roll you have to be like super
straight
is that your wife is a pro because of his dad won't be the head whoa I never
said that it's it's a lot of his dad helped out and still the man who did all
that and yet you're right but if his dad wasn't around at all he wouldn't even
a fucking touched golf. And if your mom didn't feed you, you'd be dead.
You know what I mean? Like, I think you can, you can minimize every
achievements. I was just all about it. I think he did push him a lot, right?
But he still overcame a lot of challenges. Like, I never said he
didn't. He was the one black man at, uh, on, on, on the courts.
He probably got rejected out of budget places. Bad looks, all that.
is to overcome that to mental capacity.
That is even more than the physical one.
All the big soccer players of all time always say,
if you don't have the ball between your legs
at a super young age, it's over.
Like, I think it stands for other sports,
and it's even easier because those courts
don't have everybody that's focused on everything.
What did you say?
Like, all the good soccer players say,
if you're not playing soccer when you're super, super,
super, super young and your parents don't get you into it,
there's no point.
Like, you have to be doing that shit,
but like, when you're super young.
and other sports like golf,
don't have everybody doing that when they're four.
It's so honestly,
so many people that are really good at golf
are not even fucking athletes.
They're 300 and Trump's a good golfer.
He's fucking 300 pounds and obese.
Yeah.
Like, you know what I guess?
You'd always put in the cultural component into it.
Now, hold on.
Let me explain it.
Think about this.
The people that play golfers, you snobbish, right?
Because they have more money
because it costs a lot of money to,
and your cost, and you go into the courts.
So the parents that have all the,
that do have the money to do it,
probably don't even spend that much time with your child
because they're too busy on their work making money.
So that probably got the amount of super locked in children
that those parents are locked in
on their golf development.
Think about that.
Thoughts?
Yeah.
I think it also, it's not like it like that.
It's not like it like that.
Somebody who was locked in on their child who has money.
That was good.
That was good.
Thank you.
You make a six on an easy day.
I mean, I can get a six.
I can do a six, seven.
I'm not saying, you get my point though.
I get a point.
I get a point.
I'm just being contrarian, lucky.
If you had a kid right now
and you took him to do golf every day,
he's three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
The odds of him being a bad golfer is like,
It's like yeah, but yeah, but then it also compounds it positively because then you'll be more interested because of the amount of
Opportunities and things that he's doing because of golfing whether it's traveling meeting people
Winning having experiences with success and that reinforces the thing that will make him do it more
Right. It's why it's got fostering and behavior
It's why I was so impressed with Tiger Woods, right because he would have all the components that would push him down to
Not do it and he still did it. It's why he's more impressive
right
Yeah
Um, which is why uh, Asian countries are better at video games than uh, yeah the west
I mean bro, they have cafes for all of those kids
It's it's cultural. It's mostly cultural
That cultural around the day is a bad at soccer because it's not culturally meta to be fucking
You're you don't like it's just what it is. It's just culture like it's mainly also
So the culture also, just in general, of discipline, of learning, I mean, America compared to Asian countries, come on, bro, come on, bro, I mean, who are we getting here?
Yeah, it's a joke.
Yeah, it's a joke.
It's literally a joke.
Come on, bro.
When you go to an Asian country, and people go, oh, Japan, bat chest, okay, but there's reasons for that.
Yeah.
You go there, you're like, what the fuck are we doing?
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
if I had a kid I would probably make him play all the sports and see what he likes and what he's been at
and then I would teach my I would teach my kid fucking four languages before the age of 10
four languages is kind of insane plus plus chess
stratae go go um tic tac toe all that checkers I mean all the games and overwatch if you're not
gonna overwatch I mean you're just to be outside I'm gonna fuck yeah like it's hard as hell to
to teach my daughter my my native language.
Creole like, bro, she's she's I've watched her become so she was so innocent.
Now she's becoming a dickhead because she's getting out all that teenage
attitude bullshit's happening.
She's rolling her eyes at me and shit.
So it's kind of like, yeah, he's not cool.
Maybe I had me better at her school.
You know, nobody speaks it all that.
Uh, is it cool?
Like, like a French dialect?
Yeah, it's a French dialect.
but if i spoke to you you'll get some of the words that i really don't want to
it's like part one in english yet
damnation
it sounds like i got uh... like african french
do my best to follow up on the way to become a rake's kind of a tribe like that
you know what i'm saying
yeah yeah i heard that yeah uh... yeah i heard that
um...
I don't pay a lot of time.
You know, apparently to become a race car driver,
how can I practice?
Usually people start doing go-karts really, really young,
and you learn all the basics and fundamentals
that become of like second nature to you.
It's like, so it's hard because as a,
it's hard to develop that later on,
that like second nature fundamentals of driving
and lines and overtaking and whatever.
And it also costs a lot of fucking money.
There's like six figures at the age of like nine.
Yeah, literally.
It's also oh my almost nobody makes it by just pure skill like you look almost nobody because I don't even have a seat at the table
But anyway
It's almost it's very to me that a no disrespect because I have met him in real life. I think it's cool
But you get to know that it's crazy that he even even drove that one
I mean he it might be it was much inferior to anybody else by a margin. That's like insane. I don't know
I got drunk so quick though
Like I felt I kind of felt bad like I felt like we can't give him bad luck.
We met him and then he got dropped.
Yep.
Yeah.
That was kind of a heartbreaker.
Like that was bro.
That was yo what if he saw us and all of our all of our lack of skill that we got infected
him Loki.
That's what I'm saying like chat chat so bad.
Yeah, what, Jack?
Well, when I drove with him into 1v1, right,
it made him sick and guess itself about the rest of his driving.
He was like, yo, this guy's too good.
I mean, he's beating me, and he's got all these fundamentals.
Because, I mean, I was cooking. I mean, yeah, I was cooking.
Anyway.
I mean, I got Jack because I had a long cheat, so.
When I talk about a topic or whatever,
and we're locked out on it,
I have to read it a little bit and then I'm in the back.
I might.
Um...
Will you come back? Will you come back to Florida, X?
Oh, I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
Yo, she's not a slug, really. Not a slugger.
She's also not a bargain, I think.
Uh...
Poison? Frog? Okay, I'm gonna get frog. And then I'm gonna click on...
Yoshi.
Yoshi time.
Yoshi.
Vegas will be crazy when Deadlock actually drops.
For real, for real.
When what drops?
When Deadlock actually fucking goes full release.
Which is never.
E glue I thought that game was already released what no, no, it's it's been closed better. I said the need to invite me to be
Yoshi
Dude if you chose your future frog maybe you should have lump them up with slug
Or bug
Um
I'm just gonna see what you would, what you would, what you would, well, but, well, you'd
be dodging with that.
Like, what are you, what are you dodging?
He's dodging something.
If you wanted to frog and bug, he would have just done, swap.
He would have just done swap.
So it's not buggy.
What did you, frog and slug, he would have also done maybe swap.
Why why Yoshi though?
Yoshi Yoshi he he he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't he doesn't the licking he does that
But he doesn't poison
He was born and raised in Alaska as well Yoshi time
Why is there a shorty twerking on your screen oh that's in the smiles she's an anime girl
Yoshi I don't know I didn't want to just leave a bunch of words on the screen
I don't care I don't care I'll be back here later on give a shit maybe a slug maybe a
Yeah, bug.
I just don't get it.
You have any of you guys ever had a near-death experience?
Yeah.
You wouldn't get sick if he gave you two.
I think the experience matters more than what it is in this illusion.
I woke up for my surgery,
They put a big ass draven front of you
so you don't see yourself, right?
When they do surgery or whatever.
But I woke up in the middle of it, right?
And all I saw was just pure blue
because it had a blue with that blue tarp.
It was only blue.
And I thought I had made it to heaven.
You know what I mean?
I thought that I had died.
And I thought I'd literally die.
You just see one color.
And I thought it was there.
And I went,
ahhh!
And he was like,
are you fine?
Hello?
like oh yeah I really thought that was that that was that I mean easy that's um oh that's
so easy come on bro ice wait wait what the fuck
What?
Uh, yeah, you give him a hard one, uh, Ruffle Gator.
What'd you say?
You give him a hard one.
That's confusing.
Uh, I don't think it's that bad.
I
See my boys smart, I was thinking when Alaska they're doing be honest
Yeah, Alaska is a lot more ice than my mom personally
I would have thought and also you can lose a man out of snow in the ice, but it's all good
Yeah, but that's that's the Arctic ice. Yeah, exactly. You said you said it Arctic
I'll take it a little bit by a minute.
Or...
Primitive, a little bit nice.
All right, you had all the time to think it. Like, you have to watch it here, buddy. Like, you have to give us a slammer.
Yoshi.
Like what the fuck?
Um, a clean towel?
A clean smile?
So, what's the name of it?
Mine.
I
Mean a clean straight
You're doing you border now
No, I'm just kind of like scrolling. Okay. Take a look at this. Well, if you're chilling I'm about to fight
What I don't even know
Yeah, I give up.
Why are you licking?
Licking in the roof, Jack.
Oh, I thought it...
Clean!
Fuck you!
It's okay.
You're not licking it, homie.
That is what I'm talking about.
What do you say?
100%?
100%?
100%?
100%?
100%?
How do you feel when it happens?
Like, give me a message.
What?
Gee, what's your name?
What are we doing?
Wait, hold on.
Let me have a little.
Hold on.
What are we doing now?
We're talking.
Who's swinging?
Nobody's swinging.
I'm clicking on it.
No, I'm not.
Let me go.
Geez.
No!
Surely not.
Surely the thing is that it's a hide-it lobby code, right?
If I have lobby code hidden,
I think it makes me feel randomized, right?
Oh, shit.
I think fighting is just brain dead
Yeah
on and things are great baby.
And that is the out of the loose Anthony that worked on it.
For some fucking homeless dumb fucking bum.
Hey, just walk away.
What the fuck are you running from?
I run because it's faster and other than that,
I just like to get shot at.
I don't care.
I don't give a shit.
Fighting is just brain dead.
I'm also like as soon as you see, like I'm the type of person that I see,
whenever I see one in video or something happening like that,
I'm like oh shit, I'm never okay.
People who like don't even hit somebody that hard and they just fall the wrong way and just fucking die
They just thought their head hits a curve to die. Yeah, exactly. Yeah
No, listen, I'm not a I'm not a confrontational person. I'm crazy. I avoid all confrontation come like on everything
I love I avoid confrontation
Not I believe it. I mean, I think I just it's just it's just stupid
It's just objectively low IQ like when I see people fight like when you link that I'm like these guys are all fucking retarded
Like that's the first thing in my life.
Like when people step, like if somebody steps on my shoes,
I tell them my fault.
Yep.
Mind you, I care.
Sam, I don't care.
I agree.
I can sell.
So I know where I can go.
Exactly.
Someone spills my drink.
I say my fault.
I should have watched.
It's my fault.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I'm not.
Sam, Sam, I think of anything.
What do you win?
Maybe you look cool.
Maybe you're whatever, in front of people
that are fucking bums and shit like that.
Like I don't do a fucking.
I survived and like, let's see what it's about.
If somebody, if somebody was like me,
it's probably some low IQ guy,
so it's probably some going nowhere, bum lord, right?
Like, why would I trade places?
Why would I lose what I have
for somebody who hasn't done anything?
I mean, it's-
You're right, I'm not arguing with nobody on the street.
I already know how it goes.
I'm not arguing with nobody.
You got it.
Hey, you're right, man.
I'm wrong.
I keep it moving.
Yeah, keep it winning, keep it winning.
Hey, you're winning, man.
Mind you, I carry everywhere I go.
We're at the arcade. I'm caring.
That makes me feel good. When I watch that shit, I'm concerned.
Parasocially. You know what I'm saying? It scares me that you guys go somewhere in real life with your location.
It scares me socially. You know what I'm saying?
Nah, nah, nah, nah. We got to shoot us. Which other?
Yeah, we got to shoot us right here.
Exes like a little dirt. Let me stop. I'm joking. I'm joking. Yeah
You you watch 69 videos on Twitter what yeah 69 the the rapper guy he was talking about a little dirt
And now and how he was happy about
He might be in prison for a long time
I
Know that people said people said really about Boosie
who
Boosie was supposed to go to jail for the rest of his life because yeah, like a hit list of like but Boosie got out of it
So you never know what can happen?
Yeah, but
Little bussy
What what what could he actually have about information or or value to uh
to the state whatever yeah this guy's being annoying man yeah are you kicking him out what's going on
somebody joined him
can you close the game at all or not this is that little bussy bussy
leaked me I leaked I did I sense also we're playing social and I don't even matter
what are we closing
uh what am I doing I mean no no one is joining no one is joining
yes there it is he's jumping with things but the team is just being annoying
wait maybe I could kick him hold on well my clue didn't go through is it my turn am I
random yeah you're joining we've been waiting for like five minutes no but I'm clicking it's
not going through it was was it one minute by the way just shut yeah like come chill out bro
I
Question what was the biggest
Was the biggest
Okay, I give up on this one anyway
Team so you don't have to
We don't have to end the game. Do you want you want to finish it?
No, I left because it's gonna get better like it's gonna get better. Oh
Two people I'm explaining I'm explaining
No, no, no, but if you locked no one can join a team. They could just like join the game
But they can't join a team so it doesn't matter. No, no, he's going to team he's enjoying it
No, no, no, but I just locked it like I just locked it
Actually, I'm not gonna be reading
Okay, first off I was distracted second off that was a weird run and also my guess is right clues running that bad
They were not perfect. I'm not gonna say they were good. Well, they're also two is no, no, three is it?
I wasn't painting. Yeah, whatever. Anyway, I'm not gonna say I played well. I didn't play. Well, I'm having a conversation
Look, I haven't even made a single mistake
Maybe
You got you get a machine party machine party
I'm down for machine party if you want to play machine party
I don't want to play
That was one of those conversations where I'm jumping around on top of the crafting table.
Are we playing War Dogs when it comes out though?
Yeah, I'm playing tomorrow.
I mean, I want to be on the play.
Well, you're playing tomorrow?
Beta.
Fog!
Okay, I'm a fucking pre-order it right now, so I can...
You know what'd be fun to play?
We should do a jackbox some time.
I think it'd be fun.
I agree.
I agree.
I have all of them.
I've got one of them too.
Also, it makes you feel better, X.
You had every single one of mine.
Like you said, every single one of mine, every single round.
You didn't click them.
Oh, OK.
I feel real good when I tell those are fucking stupid.
It's just weird.
It's weird.
Did you guys check tears of metal
that I posted in there it's actually it's pretty sick if you foreplay that
we fucking don't know where you seem to throw dildos
excuse me WNBA what the fuck oh i actually got seen that i'm quite often
why i don't know why would they go to WNBA again
they just do it people go to WNBA and they throw those on the one guy did it
and then after that i think they're doing like some somebody gonna play
yeah
i can make you see colors that don't exist
have a look at this image
you see that both of the animals are the wrong kind of risk of being a little bit
control your brain and make you fix this yourself
keep staring at the camera track five seconds
what is that what you say?
i don't think i'll put it down
because middle of the screen are not amazing at it
i want to do a fast back, this one's gonna be fun
it is the premiere, do you guys have your phone connected in a shoot?
Replace I care if I'm like if I don't place yes that much. Oh, we don't care. Yes. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah
I haven't played in months months
I
Just hope XQC isn't using that ugly skins that he was using last time I watched him play because that would piss me off
She talks like why why what do you want me?
No, this isn't
So you said what time you plan to work tomorrow it comes out at 10
At 10 that's when it comes. It's all day. It's beta
So you but you're playing at 10 a.m. Maybe I don't know. You know, it's also weird cod beta same times tomorrow
So I don't fucking know. Let me just do my four-hour time slot and then I could just join you
Bet I'll just probably be on some bullshit. Whatever. It's good. Where's bad. I don't fucking know
We'll hold people together
Really
Waking up at 1 p.m. Stop the cat. Can I bet that shit on poly market that you're not gonna be?
Did not how much you want to bet
Yeah, bro, I was I was that I was lying before everybody
the people in it's call like I'm not a Pokemon or whatever whether you're never live before me whoa
I was the first one in the base with more you guys
This guy's just lying we played in the morning before
Oh, yeah, was there but the thing is he's not he's not live before me though
I was in the end of the game first invite me I am launching right now
Oh
What was that?
How good are you guys at CS?
I'm pretty bad at the game but well yeah
Out of my house
I can be given a flyback
Oh, I got to change my whoo-shings.
We've prepared for police to come in.
There's something wrong.
You can have any time.
I don't think you're stupid enough to get out.
You're 18.
You don't have to live in my house.
Great.
But I'm letting you in.
Oh, available system memory.
Oh, there you go.
It's a plot tomorrow.
Is that what I'm going to add to that?
I'll wake up.
You just show us something.
Sha, this person is insane.
But Sha, what are the galleys of that?
The galley is a lot.
Technically, it does not work when you have an established residency, where you have to be given a certain amount of time as the owner.
I don't know if you'd be kicked out just like that anyway.
Wait, how many people can play War Dogs together?
I mean, it's like a 50 to 50.
Yeah, I think it's infinite on two.
No, it's 33B, 33B, 33B, I think.
Oh, it's three different teams. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, three different teams fine for the one area
They last all right boys
I'm gonna go to sleep with my CPAP machine that you guys should get because I know you guys all snoring your sleep
So you get the right?
What if we did a challenge where we locked ourselves in a warehouse and try to get 16k oh shit
Yeah.
Oh.
That finishes rapidly.
It could have looked nice, no?
If I put another brilliant sticker right here.
Yeah, you saw that?
Yeah, I thought you'd take it.
Why'd you leave it?
Jack, it's a nice wrap.
I like to put my tweets with no one can reply, and I forgot to do that for that tweet,
and it was a bunch of fucking, you know, that's it.
I just, I don't know.
I just deleted it.
Yeah, I was looking at it.
Oh, wait.
I want your tweet of what?
You said what?
I was flaming Ludwig's thing.
in Ludwig's thing, I said the 16K challenge isn't even a challenge, it's just stupid.
And then-
Just playing the game?
Yeah.
And like, oh man, I'm locking myself in my gaming warehouse to get to 16K, which is
like flat equivalent in Valorant, like okay, you're gaming full time, come on dude.
And then everyone responded, says the guy that plays with the gambling show, and
I just got, fuck off, like-
I gave a challenge, it's fine, I did the way it was worded it.
I think it's we're gonna have a goal and to put it on a spot that you only do that and see if you can do it or not
As like a challenge, but I think you made it seem like it was a consequence, right and not a challenge that makes sense
So I think it's the only that that's why it's kind of flawed, but I think the idea behind it is perfectly fine
I think people are just being weird
Okay, I try to join you guys. How do you game capture this game?
You can't you do that in this industry no you can
The anti-cheat hook and these days you can't do that with the with the the way to that
I think
And then you add dash allow underscore third underscore
And is that what in premier these days?
It's in the like in the parameter. Yeah, okay. Can we please go together?
Can we please get it into a group and get it's going?
Can you invite me because when I try to join you it says the lobbies no longer active me it's
the same for me as well. Can you right-click me invite?
I'll let you guys snap. Here's one. Use it online for me.
Yeah, yeah, I have some like fuck ass setting
I invite you oh
Yeah, I can't join big
watching
Fuck
What the fuck I can't get you to get along I'll see that
I'm in here
Invite to watch guys go online on the team. I'm online. I'm ready. Inviting
Oh, we're missing. Oh, yes
Ready there
Excuse me, I love you
More I could invite my European FPS friend. We have five. We're not on my brain dead
I'm not playing I'm not playing I'm about to do so so so we still need red though
Reds here
Okay, keep your hair like that
How many four stack I think somebody's here's too high
I think you do one more you can play with whatever yeah we should give it a
get one more you can't force stack like that but if you have five you can play
anything right um
Yeah, who's already?
Yeah, if we desperately need someone, I could bring someone.
Who?
Sure, a player.
Are they gonna play?
Yeah, you can come play.
They send you by your best friend Ludwig, man.
If you if you don't have like a streamer to invite yo, yo, what are you doing in-house like it's not way
Yeah, holy content. I cannot that
Okay, just let me know if you want me to invite him or not and I can invite him. He's a good gamer
My play he's just learning lineups. Yeah, no, no, he's playing with his friends that when he plays
He plays full second
is it not? I think right now he's just watching a YouTube video.
What do you play plays? I think he plays for a second. Ah I see. I forgot what I want to open as a case.
Chase, break out any good? Yes.
I'm going to add them into the call or not.
Uh, what's on you? 1G. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to go on.
Oh, yeah, I'm just making sure I don't want to like salt and bite
This game is gonna be embarrassing to like stream after not playing for a while
This is like my next why can't you add like a lot of money to see what anymore?
Yeah, my gamer friend next next this is my streamer friends. Hello
It makes kind of love for me. I don't know maybe I have you know, I'd be 200% actually wait
Yo, it's only add it like if I want a transaction worth of two thousand dollars
It's that it wasn't I need to add one hundred dollars like pop it for as fuck is that
Is it bugged it
Yes, I supposed to do that. Can you join me next?
Is that new loading just one sec? Yeah
Whoa, it looks so it even looks different
I haven't played in like 10 years
So that usually says add other amounts it's it is 5 10
Over 100. Where's the app? I don't know fuck. I'm done with this shit. Fuck this shit. I have to go speed up
Oh wrong thing
nice we did it guys we're gonna get fucking rolled bro wait no no no way
having five people who haven't played in a while like there's gonna like it's
impossible for them to have five people who all step played in a while
yes you line up your shot before the other person how hard could it be I
didn't like it low look at that it is working on my money this was a two
I think red might be 8k.
Oh yeah, he said he's gonna go.
Pissing me off.
Wallet balance.
Sorry, I was taking a piss. I'm back.
Where?
It's just bug. I can't I can't put in cases. I hate to see market every update to see market and cases
that they don't come up with I've always been a net negative like it's God awful.
Oh yeah, try to buy something in the market for $2,000. Is that true?
Yeah, but it doesn't say add 2000. It says add 100 like no shot. Oh, I want to I want to
I want to make a transaction worth of $2,000.
Here, I'm going to add $1,000.
Is that a new thing?
That has to be a new thing.
At least for my market, it doesn't work for me.
Really?
Oh, look, a blue.
I can't be killed in balance.
I can't be killed in balance.
I had to fund just to mall it.
So I'll only get $100.
Now what?
We're not gonna kill?
Yeah we're not gonna kill.
Yeah we are.
Should I buy a case and do it there?
Buy a case, wait a little. In the game you mean?
on the market what if I what if I buy 800 copies of a game here we go I'm so
fucking scared we play nervous are your hands shaking my hands are shaking my
My hands are shaking.
But I'm still shooting.
What do you guys not want to play?
Can we not play the stupid new maps?
Yeah, fuck ancients.
16k high, like is that good?
That's Ludwig's challenge.
You're one, and Dan and Quebec, you need to VPN to BC.
And to Gamble Laws. Is this true?
It's a reasonable purchase online?
Yo, yo, yo.
Quibbit, well, this state, like this planet I live in,
like Loki, I swear, they will make you a nightmare
if you just spend $10 online,
but then they will give you a free way
to wire you and tap any account to the template.
Do we just play in Furno?
It's new rework, do we just play in Furno?
It's easier?
Yeah, it's just Furno, I guess, yeah, it's Furno.
Okay, all I know on this map is banana.
That's all I know.
A format?
I feel like Rob would be in a parking lot and play here.
Jack, you think it works?
That's a butterfly knife, I'd say, right?
I actually like the arm of the SG.
Yeah, that shit's nerfed.
I'm still going to use it.
I'm going to buy a 2K knife.
Saber Q to buy this.
Buy.
Edge funds.
That works.
So when I add something to it, it's not gonna bind anything, right?
Oh!
Okay, it didn't.
Bro, I clicked it.
Confirm purchase.
Like, I thought it only bought a fucking knife I didn't want.
But no, it didn't.
It's not even though.
Well, we've been annoying it's not only because of the money just because I don't want to be able to buy anything else today
I would have been a count cat
Yeah, we warmed up our aim in that
At least we did that was our game
Like we have to kill people now like we killed little-ass fish this should be easy
Okay, but I got on land these guys are on land one two three five thing stacked. What is this?
Wait, they live in the server. That is actually crazy. What the fuck wait, what?
Wait, it's not like stuck it
They what it's lovely is it they live on the server
He's shaking I've never played against so let's get a time. I could be gonna be
Oh, I'll ask you to hang a lot of collisions here. Holy shit
What's your name? What's it?
Okay, well guys, I
shambles
Send it send it send it send it send it send it
If you're low if you're low you go first go go go
Onside
Go good. Good job. Nice job Robbie. You can't pop off. I
Got a couple
Hey, I'll hold church TV 61 61
I guess one I guess one
One one anyone yeah, okay, okay, we kill it was lit
Dude I don't even get it. I hate this crosshair though. Okay
You can click on mine and copy if you want to try something else this year. I was there. I was
I'm guessing I don't buy right this is how this works I got a force here. I'm not a force
All right, we force I'm going back to an armory. We're gonna have matters. I'm sure
You take over the apps
Do you want to go all man's like Mac town six blood?
Yeah, I need to enter opacity exactly. I need it to be a moral pack and
Yeah, all I need is a super super taken makes me to go for like
Neckshots more
Let's see another cross mode
One in apartments
Gosh darn it. I have a scalpel this mistake is gonna be weird
Wow, that's okay. I fell off. I feel I'm in the I'm in those
Yeah, I actually got the whole one to look I'm just coming behind like that. Okay. Nice job.
We've got two. Good. And I think that's all of them.
Nope. Okay.
Behind us, behind us. Yep.
Nice job. Nice job.
You flashing a bomb maybe? Yeah, flamethrower.
I
What's up, I was being checked wow, yeah, he actually went over that's it. Yeah, we did a good damage though. Lookie
I mean I always wants to force again cuz they don't have a
Hopefully goers about um like by a D. Go maybe we can choose it. Okay. No, we could
No, no, no, I do it with the buyer. Just buy it. Okay. Okay. Bye. Yeah, just try it. Try it. Fuck it
Hey, we lose if I'm a day. I feel like I think they're not gonna pull by
Yeah, well, we could pour on full buy
Wow what okay, these guys ready represent I
I
Just
From us Rico headshots through smoke. So I do the fucking the debris. I think about me. I need a banana. That's just weird
And
What the gosh darn
of
of
of
of
of
of
Take it out behind you.
Thanks.
Real look good.
Hmm.
they're stacking it. I don't use I don't use Shinkido. I use Zorakonix.
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
Yeah, I killed... There's one mid. There's an M4 down mid as well.
I saw him go right there.
Left side smoked.
What's Rob's crosshair coda?
I'll use that.
Flash to the other side.
Go up, go up.
I went through mid, I think.
I need red site.
Hi, bomb.
I think there's a guy behind you.
What's going on inside?
Behind you, behind you, behind you.
I'm so dumb.
I'm no longer in the house.
What's the bomb button?
2v1, 2v1.
Same place, same place.
The guy is lit.
Nice.
I don't know my bomb button.
Um, wait, I'll use your crosshair, uh, it was like the badda.
Right click on it.
How?
You like, tab, right click, Vegas, copy, crosshair.
We must wait until...
That's not badda.
Can we fight banana?
We seem like bodies here guys, okay, he's gonna pick their attacks again
Well, not anymore. Is this the money?
I've been a control
Fucking rich ass
Oh, they're right here, right here. He spoke
What the fuck?
I'll come back and banana.
Okay.
He's low.
On site, on site, on site, on site one.
Then, I can banana.
3v2?
Back church area.
Yeah, yeah.
Last guy then.
That's not his guy.
On the nether plant.
What the?
Oh my, guys, you guys, you guys.
I
Good oh, this is a new day. I mean the guy just you gotta add a bad time is it is
I mean quite literally the one second that I was gonna be we can I can buy you
The band players button off and it would know you tell them therefore we're just coming in on
I
Hear
Oh, thank you
What's last we know I'm pink. I probably see
They smart
I don't think I want to be here
Good job
What you winning this my sister probably on pully-fucked all that there's crosshairs for all the pros really
Yeah, yeah, they like servers and stuff. Oh, I like wonderful. Zai was we good. That was nice. I like that. Yeah, he's French
watch this they've been crossing it at all maybe a few times in smoke but yeah
can't even confirm that never show body
oh they're actually playing for each other so I think maybe execute a if
we're doing play like this we have better chance than B B I think we're
gonna bet it what I'm playing pass by B get some sign go ahead go ahead pass
fast, go fast, go go go
one more one more one site
bring it
get molly get molly
molly back
i'm molly molly my
archers archers archers
site clear site clear site clear
i'm low hp, i'll just hang back
i got levering
i'm okay let's fight up
this this like a minute or a minute
alright late late late
nice
I didn't see anyone there.
Yes, I'm very impressed.
Nice.
Shit, guys.
Shit.
I can't put this in.
Can we not get in coffin?
Low key.
Can we just explode B and you just keep your back 10 and just run it down and rub?
I don't know.
I think we're on the back foot doing that shit.
Oh yeah, we're going to do a normal one.
Well okay, I tried.
I tried one time.
They they they love only oh heaven off in an SG. It's not good this time. We sold our guys fine
We have two scopes
Play this in chat, we're gonna
I hate this I only have you to over banana declare
Okay.
Fireman's dead.
One more Fireman's. You guys should go to the ghost side.
Let's look at it. Hold on.
Go.
Nice. Go.
I'm back. Yeah, I'm back in it.
He dropped. He dropped.
He dropped. He dropped.
Watch the window.
Nice. We shot.
I got him, I got him, I got him.
You got bomb, you got bomb.
You guys have to peek by the way, it's really hard for them to peek.
It's still narrow, bro.
I got him, I got him.
She peeks his head.
Oh my god, I saw him.
One short.
Should I just run up? Yeah, down there, down there.
Lane, Lane again, Lane, wow, what the fuck?
Oh, we won!
Yeah, yeah, we did.
What the fudge? That was a good camera chat, was that not weird?
The way the camera swapped made me feel like we had died.
Oh, I can sell it.
Thank you.
What do you want?
Alright, thanks dude.
Oh, I hit the barrel when I crawled.
How are you some money though?
Right here owning those abs. Yeah pretty easy
There's a doesn't up mid up mid. He peeps. Nope. Cancel
He's holding out
This guy was banana he loves vegan shit
There's an offer in the hallway in the house
I
Like that
The look you go probably go back
You should be low
I
Don't know. He's the whole way here. They wouldn't bother me. I can't add me. Don't
Be good bitch. Yes, what a loser
So yeah, oh, he's actually under he's actually under a balcony just out of it on the labels order
Where's bomb guys
It's made in made in
But the cross your left side should be clear. It should be the right
I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it anymore.
I'm gonna go back to you.
I hit him! On me?
I think Archie's last, I'm good.
I'm on my way to do it.
I'm gonna shoot him, right there, yeah.
I didn't know you could break that box, I'm just gonna shut up.
Someone you took it, man.
I didn't think you'd kill them.
Yo, bye nades, even if you don't have them, you can drop them to teammates now.
So I give them to me at least you know I'm saying remember rich. Yeah
What do you guys need?
Someone go in there with me the next time Robert. Let me pull back to you because I am I'm losing money
I was a guy there by the way
I
Smoked him cross I'm clutching it
Bad mulling Tom
He's mullied off as well
You guys smoke it again, I don't think this is anyone else. Get inside get inside get inside get inside
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I smoked, I smoked, I smoked, I smoked. Yeah, I smoked. I think he's in smoke though
I'm going to start up.
I get one in smoke, so I don't know.
I heard footsteps.
You can be in here.
Here, here, here.
I'm being up here.
I'm here.
Yeah.
I have to let him up.
Oh, yeah, he just went over here.
Church, church.
That's my church.
I don't have my chest.
Dude, I didn't want to bake.
I was stuck there.
Like I was really stuck there.
Wait, back for me, please.
Thank you excess okay. Oh, yeah
X what's up by for me, please you're 15k. Thank you
Nice becoming buzzers chat. No nice
He crossed it
he's gonna pick it like 5 seconds
but he loves it
he's probably holding the phone with the bank
but we're fucking back then
he has a fucking bitch ass
watch me
you might push up on the back
yeah, I'm looking for that
they're on low money, they're gonna do it
I'm running speed, I can play for plank
ready? I'm swinging
alright
I'm up one backside after Molly first
You find that box right there I'm pretty sure
Box here
Oh, wow, she's there me that cooked them hard
Where
It's like on the point
These guys don't flank but I like them I'm the whole guy the whole lot of the hop
So I find crazy. We didn't even you till banana. We exec a they're in flank. They're just playing like back side
Yeah, I guess
You know the battle, but I was there was one and I I mean I had a major. It was very close
Last round of the half.
He would have been that bad.
If it was only him and he shot a hit, it would have been a good play.
What?
Right.
Existing at the cross again.
I don't know how to get him.
They're playing against the retail banana.
Flash again.
Nothing there.
really man oh yeah you're gonna be better he's coming
smoking across I'm balling a baller
what wait that's crazy isn't it through the smoke like yeah that's it
I'm looking for a pick back first man guys
I think the overrated is super bad
I think they have to be
I have a quick slide but I'm playing in spot okay
Oh yeah, no, there's only one part where you have to get in there.
I'm going wide, I'm being wide.
Beat me.
I'm running.
I'm in zip-lining.
I have him.
Got him.
What's there? I suppose it's going to come from mid probably, guys.
Watch your mid.
I'm with them, I'm with them.
I died and they're coming from CT.
Let me go pit, let me go pit.
I have uh, I'm getting nice
Good ass nice not bad guys. Not bad
What is it let's have what let's have it lads
Bumpy! Bumpy! Bumpy! Bumpy! Bumpy! Bumpy!
Are people buying anything level 1? Yeah, armor! Armor!
Hey! My name is Bumpy! Bumpy! Bumpy! Bumpy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
If you don't want to get hit by a lock, you should get aimed at.
Wait, should we have 3A? Is that normal?
Yeah, this is fine. This is fine.
I think my nose. Oh, they're coming. They're coming. They're coming. Wow, baby baby. That
was two nades. I heard headshots.
Okay, I did a fuck ton of damage
Well I did, I mean that's a very good amount of damage, are you stupid?
Yeah, your need did a lot for me.
I don't believe I've heard you.
I'm cooking.
Hey, Nade.
Mid.
What the fuck hey
Let's say bananas
I'm down you could just play around the bomb
I
See it wasn't that it wasn't that bad I did 61 because I like I'm like I did 60 and it's and it's 60 fucking moron
I
Once in a come out
Yeah
I think what people know yeah, he's just a scum
Yeah
Oh, he's just camping that corner upstairs. Oh, he's like right there to the right
Oh
I just got body bad
That's just something like him
I gotta learn how to play patient
He's sitting in a corner, that's awesome
Fuck you
Don't make any noise here Robin. Don't show it's like bad if you show
So they don't like that
You got anything?
No, they just wrote it
I hear apps, footsteps.
Go, go, go, go, go
So can you jump on that?
I
Happs apps
We're bidding filet he's he's late. He's got a K. I
But when I open you to play with me, yeah, don't I guys
I
Don't know you didn't die shit
We had we had the right actually kind of went how I wanted to go up here into three
If I I mean I had a weapon that guy was dead. I was shooting with 59 months pocket. That went well on my opinion
I'll get around. Yeah, we got good when you wish it for us
But you guys from the morning
Yeah, I was going to talk off today and that is like really chatted out loadouts, right
And I think a normal scanner in in customs and I got one tapped
Is that is that happens sometimes?
Is this the one I'm looking at?
I got mega auto one tap like like it's zero chance to survive
Just jump made a bomb
That's something like yeah, I guess I'm fucking
Check it out
They heard you, okay
Where?
Yeah, better road safe so I can go back to B.
Yeah!
They're Molly to B.
Yeah, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
There's one.
They're coming, they're coming.
They're like right there.
Molly?
It's not there.
Nice Molly, that was huge.
More, more, more, more, more coming, more coming.
He's over there!
Hit that motherfucker!
There's two, they are low as fuck, they're always fucking on point.
I have no nice and and I get a good
Y'all I'm gonna peak banana with an off-consume flash me in maybe sure
Wait wait wait you've got the car. Okay, just flash over the wall so I can pick it just I will play
If I die with this AWP peek instantly you need to rotate the D-pass.
Close.
Is that his head? More more more more more more.
I'm on it, I'm on it, we're good. I'm sawing.
Last one just mid dead.
Yeah, last one.
Nice!
I just kind of popped off that round and just like aimed at people's heads and it worked.
Nice.
You kind of punched him.
them that's run go back to the X for detail take this is actually better
like that give X the Mali here look raffle gator can you give X that Molly
those are better those are better than that I'm pretty sure I was on mistake
them well yeah the mollies that they are yet five months yeah yeah so like we
Yeah, it's much better.
Because they don't block the middle, I'm pretty sure.
Question two.
I need banana.
Alright, they're just nading him.
Oh, close nading.
That's real bomb at them.
Oh, shit.
There's one in apps.
He got my AK.
I'm attending over.
Yeah, I'm staying here for now.
Uhhhh...
Well, they're not actually exacting yet.
no flash up arches
I can't see shit from here
you're probably gonna go where they'd be
I'm still here I don't see anything
yeah I think they're molly like you'll be
yep
you gonna be
you'll let them
I might just save up with you
they'll get molly
Oh, my god.
My joke is so damn good clutch.
Hey, you know what? I'll take it. I went even. You know, I did my part.
Thank you, G'dashley.
That was good. I thought it was good, actually. Yeah, I'm actually impressed with that.
I thought we were going to have some weak points, some high points.
I think we played pretty good, guys.
We started off 0-3, we were 1-13-6.
This is if I were to get 23k Lobby that we are I mean
I think 25 on a bad day, okay, I don't want I don't want you know the work
Yes, keep going. I just got some stars
What? Well, I don't know my ex some stars. Oh
What do they do to the op reticle?
What?
It looks so bad.
The op reticle looks so bad.
What do they do?
Oh, it's like a really thick layer on the inside.
I don't like it either.
It's thinner.
It's pretty odd.
Mine's thinner.
Yeah, it goes from thick to thin.
Yeah, I like that though.
I like it when it's like in CSGO it's the exact same.
Yeah, it looks like Tarkov would do.
I love the voodoo, I think it's busted as shit.
What the voodoo is, 624 and Tarkov?
My Tarkov setup is fucking black MDR, one to set to voodoo.
Really?
I think it's a good one, Tapper.
Yeah, well, it just depends I refuse to use bad ammo in that game when I put somebody with 18556 I want to just uninstall fast I
Think we get I think we get mugged
Look I like I'm playing this game for 15 years. I don't know the window smoke dude. I forget that
I think it would be good for the first time for sure going dust here
Oh, I haven't played much for a while. I'm only playing to teach uh, I don't
I'm just doing quests
I mean like I'm not a CT looking
When I get some chats though, oh, I feel like I got it
Let's roll
Yeah, like the thing I talk about for me is when you're in a loading screen for 20 minutes, so I just want to let them solve it.
Yep. Yep.
If I talk about no loading screen, they're probably still playing actually.
Oh, and you know what's the worst thing that you're ever going to talk about, by the way? Like the worst, like, additions?
The initial shit.
No, no, no, the late game quest lines where go to this item and pick it up on this map, then take that item and take it to this map.
oh yeah yeah I mean what else is they gonna do though there's only a few things you can do with that frame worker
no I know but it's like a cycle I didn't like the cycle
like the problem with the cycle is that it didn't give me the vibe of an extension shooter it didn't
give me the stress I felt like at home I felt like I was playing like Overwatch you know what I mean
like it didn't get me it like it'll be on god it you guys are just fine yeah just a rugby
I just like to paint your brush
Well, it lacks is a menu H. U. D. Like it's quite complicated. I know what to do as a new publishing look way now
No, you can't stop
He's lit that guy's super lit
Fuck that guy walked out of doors and flick one tap me
Oh, I'm flashed
If I slow down if I slow down after the first you miss on the first guy and I just call myself down
I think I have a
How come whenever I get flashed people cheap dark off because there's a real life market for real money and
Also because they the the game is designed for cheers to buy the game
You go to website it says buy one copy or buy copies for your friends
Of course not it's really fucking cheater rating like it's fucking stupid
I thought that he made it!
Nice!
Shit!
He's not happening, he's not happening.
He's leading ahead of me.
Okay, where are we going?
Ember, come!
Oh, Ruff's pushing in.
I want to push mid behind him.
He's shocked!
You know they are. You hear 2CT and 1A.
Ruff is stuck where he is.
He needs help.
That's 2CT.
I
Did you wonder that guy?
Yeah, yeah, we have a really good spot, okay
Like a flash you say you have that bitch low key. I go that well also read your hella shy low key
Yeah, I'm not hearing any comms.
Yeah, I'm a little shy.
Flashed.
Get out of here, PNP.
There's me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that was the 60-year-old shit.
Oh, my God.
Okay, okay.
You can see that there.
I got maxed out.
Isn't that maxed out?
You're spamming.
I'm smoking cross.
I'm out here.
What is that?
I'm anxious to go over there.
We gotta get in there.
What a noble log.
Damn.
One boxes?
Behind one.
Dude, I feel bad.
CT, CT, nice.
One long, one long.
I
Had bomb on car. Yes, he's holding it
Wait, you went wait, I know you're sitting you lower on that fast
I
Shall we make us see I could just go along again, honestly, I think I think we're good. Yeah, I think we can do it
I'm gonna go through times quietly like a lord times
It's cut noise
You're your graphic setting might be too high he was on your screen all time
Yeah, I think what do you guys think they were they're playing like heavy like they played a lot be early and they rotated
I'm gonna look I'm gonna look metal and see if the guys is gonna get envisioned
I see a one always swings cat you can be way for cat to come on the killing there
I don't know if I follow accidentally from the dive that I'll have to grab that.
Well, I do that.
Well, they actually smoked it off the rip.
Yeah, well, yeah, man, he's going to get invasions.
Ouch, my.
Good job man.
One on B, one on A, one on B, one on A.
Behind, behind.
You got him, I think.
I thought I had someone behind me.
Oh, you did, you did.
You can't ball.
Mom's down, you're in my doors.
Oh my fucking god!
Okay, John.
Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down!
Are you playing the Call of Duty Beta tomorrow?
Yeah, I think I was doing that.
And also War Dog at 1PM.
If you shoot with AWP down mid, exactly at 152, you're more than likely to catch a timing and get a kill.
How do you do these things at the reaction shot out of the middle?
We're using the hold angles.
We're just stacking at 5 minutes and it's just flank.
We didn't take long
I can buy
There's no way he knows something here like what?
What a middle?
I like that.
I don't like them.
Fuck.
He's dead.
Don't go away.
Do not go away.
Let me.
Let me.
I don't think.
Just go get the fuck.
No.
It was me.
It was me.
It was me.
Just go get the fuck.
I have four noses.
One right.
We go one rifle one rifle
Okay
That's the guy who fucked me yes, we just got I don't get back
Oh, no, he's still there
That was actually a tough one
Where's the opera? He had it. You dropped it. It's fun
It's okay about anyone. Can we fly out long doors?
Yeah, we actually need to get out though. Yeah wait for me to they don't hold that do it
You can go like faster than they need it. Nice. Yeah, you can like get there though
I'm gonna say go like fucking
I'm going to throw. Flash in the corner.
He's hit. I'm just going to go.
Nice.
Hey, one more there.
Placing C3.
On top.
3 TT.
I'm lost fuck I don't want to do that there's there was two at the doors
I'll just ask it for you tonight. I'll be here one more. There's not gonna be that again. Can I go from top though?
No way to get that again
All right, I can go down. Oh god, oh
Oh, wow, look, they bought the body, look, wow, what a thought.
I'm gonna do it with the players, just do it with the behavior, like what?
Wee, fuckins.
Fuckin' T-side, bro.
This side is not easy.
does just just ass
It is molly to everything here
We just like we're just play like news. It's like we're like five sacking chests, and they're just playing normal
So there's like rotate and where's fuck?
There's like three on the
Must oh, he's nearby. He's like
Maybe just wait
I
Shawty below
And they're really holding that I had a man acting inside
So from here
Okay, I think I'll try.
That's the really close shot.
Very good, very good.
When this map, it's not going your way on the D-side, it's depressing as fuck going long away.
Yeah.
This game's not on me because I voted CT side and I lost the vote, so...
I
Let's just try to play default and cat maybe
What kind of good at getting a long ago, which is like this is usually the hardest
They're all running cat are there are they're running under a
Just get the fuck out of there
One more one more one more
Hot cross
I be sure
You guys play like fucking bronches, man. Yeah
I
Probably got that. Yep. Yes cat
Yeah, I mean I saw I saw DJs like them
the first shot I was fucking
you know I'm moving like whatever I'm going to go next one
you didn't want to see mr. shots like that I don't really care you did so good
Thank you
No, okay, there's one on the floor
I'm gonna shred exactly yeah, but my hand wasn't do it if I wasn't speaking Adam
Pete you fucking snail
I need someone on move.
Fuck, is he at your store?
What the fuck is this guy at?
I can't die doing that.
Watch out, I can't move back on that.
You're crazy, you're crazy.
I
Should be heading for a day. No, yeah, just one blumb on
Yeah, let's one is probably be so
And maybe long I came from long so I'm gonna be here
We are cooking down
Coming back, you know, I have one fucking kill. Holy shit
Well, we're just not fundamentally playing right, so it's not your fault. It's like it's just like worst
Do we have to like play defaults and I look at the mini map and we're five people in mid
We'd be rounds over like our incident like it's like it's it's how this
It's like having a bad opener in chess against someone who knows you get opener
You know what I mean? The game's already over. It doesn't matter.
Oh, no! Oh, my God! No one's coming in there!
We're coming, guys. Can I see you?
Nice.
I'm trying to find out.
Door's low.
Wait, I'll just go over there.
I'll just go over there.
Come, come, come, come in. Come again.
Okay, it's their top frag. This is not very loseable. He's cat or CT
He's not he's not gonna be there Rob, he's gonna be on the left or he's cat like it like CT left side
You open the machine
Big big big big big
Come on 75
Yo, the rush be rush be you guys go fast B. I'm double flashing a
And then he's gonna off the cross that's me off the numbers. No, no, you ought made up me. That's your job
Yo, you have the numbers they 3d. I think they usually won at your back most
Double-nated
I think maybe we just uh go be oh god
Good job, Rob. I did it
Can you smoke ct
Right there. Oh my god, there's one literally right at ct. I was about to grenade
Just go in front of me
Right here
I'm sorry fuck. I just want to trade with me when this but when this drops
Grenade and he just walks over to it and just spams a full mag of deagle in a random spot. Oh, whatever, bro
Namja hadn't sucked this dick bitch
Can I hold a cat
Yeah, it sounds like a thing that I could hold. I don't know. It sounds cool.
Uh, chat you say? You want to do a chat? Yeah, yeah. Is that cool? Yeah, yeah. You know what that is? It's above us. Yeah, it's above us. Yeah, that's all right.
Yeah, you can open it. There's a few cheese angles you can run in there. I'm gonna hold the car.
Anyone across or no? I didn't see.
It could be. It's maybe it's me. It's me. Yeah.
Oh, wow. Yeah.
Wow.
Jump up.
Ow.
Oh my god. I read.
I
Don't want to talk about it
Oh, we need to do something runs as well man, you guys are we need it everyone we can get man
Yeah
I'm gonna get in there with a fucking bumper
Are you going lower? I want you to do that
I'm going in with a bumper
I mean we can double it
Okay, okay
Kind of lonely at A
Come in, come in, come in, come in
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Go, go, go, let's go, let's go
Nice!
Fuck yeah, that was crazy
I
Good shit
Yeah
Surely they won't go be again
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll get
One minute. What's that?
What's your guess?
What's that on the right side?
Get it down.
Rest of me, BBB.
I'm all up on this one.
Yeah, bro, like...
Where? There's no way he's sitting in the spawn.
Fun.
Sorry, Vegas. I thought you were on my team.
I
Am very dark dark in bed
No, just yelling me call me call me call me something
They didn't know I was there but they just like there's a bunch of bullet holes
Oh my god
I had no idea that you can even get there that fast. I was like
I'm going at it
Right if I he's here, he's just
As you get to that's you tune again. Oh
Bbbbb
You're mostly low I think
are going to do what I want to do. My hands are like, they're working again. It's like,
I'm back when I'm, when I'm in my 18s.
Uh, European, I think you need to go long and Maud, I hear you get spawned. Can someone
help me?
I'm not coming in.
I have a name.
European. I like it. It's a nice name. It's a nice name.
I mean, there's no confusion. I can't say next round. Like, his name is, uh...
I had this name for like 15 years.
That's nice.
Nice.
Oh, I'm on one gap.
I didn't need that.
It looks like a long...
Oh my god, I got...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a long, it's a long, it's a long, it's a long.
I'm sorry.
I'll be re-leading them out of the door.
Two minutes, two minutes, two minutes!
I'm holding your precious throw.
Mid-close.
I have a nice shot.
I'm gonna be down, I'm gonna be down.
He's low, he's low.
Try not to lose mid if you get it.
I'm down.
Upcat.
Are they going to be in the wrong way?
What's upcat?
Mid to B.
Mid to B.
Mid.
One cat, cat as low as low.
No mid.
Mid.
Shot.
Two cat, two cat.
Good shot, friend.
Oh, he kicked.
There's one dead.
Where?
Where?
KKKK
WHAT?!
Oh...
You have to use the Englishman
OOOOOOOH!
Man, man, man!
Hey, goodbye.
Oh, fuck, I'm poor.
We're not done by a lot, we should get this.
You want an extra now?
Uh, yeah.
I
Won cross-middle here. I wouldn't do it
Long I needed them those so they should be though
Nobody cat like near nothing
Nice. It's okay.
I'll just try to get some kill.
That's good.
It's not these best clouds, it's cold on stairs, it makes some weird air where it starts to do some really like hot like steamy air to the other.
Steamy mood, yeah.
Shit.
Can we stack one, maybe and just pray?
Can we just pray the game, like made some, I don't know.
I'm still gonna hold mid I think.
I think you guys probably win that and they rotate and they were cooked completely cooked. Yeah, otherwise, you know, I mean
Yeah
They have to be low as fuck that is no way
I was multiple
I
Mean I had to make noise anyways, like I just quit there. I need to learn you kill in this game. I
Fucking hate this map look here
the
smappers access so less now
oh no
we don't have money this is my round I can feel it actually
Double-fuck, right?
No 1B, no 1B.
I'm dead here, brother.
Yeah, I'm dead.
Fuckin' donkey game!
Fuckin' bitch, I snipered some of my balls!
Grab a fast.
If you're on fucking, go.
I don't need this.
Here we go.
fuck oh my god he's dead
why is he on the ramp?
i don't know
i have moral support bro
i wanna play again
i wanna install in this game
yeah like look at this bro
it's my fault
I
Know shame this night. Well, who's in a Mars is 20k
my
But who else though?
Does it like just make everybody that high like the whole lobby?
I mean I guess
Gosh, I look here now. What's that?
Don't put a more lookie. I'll give that one more. Yeah
My hands are cold and I feel like I need to put it on my balls, you know what I mean?
That's a good way.
It just feels right.
Like, if you ever sit down at the computer and you just hold your balls,
like, you give them a bed and it just feels right.
It just feels like they're at home and you're taking care of them.
Um, yeah, what do you think about that woman held their child dearly, right?
I think men hold their balls dearly.
I think it's perfectly reasonable.
I don't think I've ever just started like touching my balls to be honest.
Really?
Never.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You just randomly grab your balls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah all the time
like
Well, yeah, I should share downstairs and I would put my put my legs up on the desk, right and
Well, I was like waiting until running a while whatever. I would just I would just hold it
I just hold the package. You know me
Okay, it's just I did that around my friends
Yeah
You hold your friend's package no like mine like just run like walking
Yeah, I don't know like I'm thinking in a new bit simmer out here I
Love that
Yeah, yeah, it's not to us
Nice, I think it's cool. Nook's not bad
You can see the trauma.
And people think that the scratching sniff is a bad thing.
One, it's healthy.
Two, it's good to keep up.
And three, it's like that it's musty.
Is that it just feels like you have to do it.
And also, it's a natural instinct for humans to make sure that our balls are healthy.
They have to be at the right temp all the time.
You know, they have to be at the exact temp.
Other the other the soldiers they followed the battle before they can get a chance to make it on there
It's like that. It's like a Normandy. No, it's like Normandy
That's true
Is there something CS pros in their fucking profile pictures like these guys and feet what the fuck
Feet
Like if you if you like
Okay, we don't get a sex icon more than a CS pro at this point
What sure
There's a million for this game honestly, I just gonna be my game
Where do we go?
Yeah, GG's.
I'm just thinking about fucking balls in my hands.
Snipeing and it's just lame are they?
What the fuck?
I'm aiming like a fucking guy with marcasins.
Bye. Shit. I gotta say right now we get this tonight for free.
Let me know
Shut up! I'm holding an angle, guys! Shut up, red!
You talk once a game and you talk right then, really?
It's already over!
It's not over!
Come on, don't be like that. That's first round.
I'm gonna face it because why would I? Let's be honest.
Let's face it. Who cares, brush up and put it out.
We suck at the game. Why would we go to some pro place?
Face is too crazy, too good.
I think we're gonna be finished.
Alright, the bomb?
Ready!
Heaven, Heaven and- Wow, okay, very cool.
Sorry, I killed the guy in the middle.
I
Have no fucking control
Paladins is terrible
We need a vibe check guys. Come on though. There's nothing competitive out of Paladins. It's a table game
It's still alive
Let's go, everyone!
Paladins is Valorant's CS Overwatch.
That sounds awful.
Come on, everyone. Let's just... come on. Let's just have fun.
Wow! Yeah, there's the S-Charge. Just go try hard and slamming too.
Careful of the tryhard, guys.
Oh come on really bro
Yeah, I still I still like the Lakers even without LeBron
I think the bridal will still be pretty good. I mean do you have a great roster or what I?
Don't know why we always start T side. We are literally special needs on T side
What does sound it's nice I'm fucking bullshit ass fucking rap music from his stupid ass roommates
I don't see anyone.
He has to be gone.
Oh nice.
Is somebody in here, Chad?
Fuck off, I'm one HP.
I
Don't did it man am I just bad
Well Winston said top
They probably go down events I'm so dead
I
Yeah, actually Doc
1v1
Did anyone see me holding the vents right
You see that you saw a die-dex yeah, that guy that is paying like I'm 60 thing
I don't even know what that was this guy just in perfectly
Yeah, really does it well yeah, yeah, I mean
One day
I don't know. I leave you behind blue box. Where? Where are you?
I would like to file a report. Yeah, that was crazy. I have to go save this.
and it's a nose see I'm crazy it's a nose I'm moving something it's just
cringe I mean you're gonna think about him for something when you're literally
sniping chills go fucking up your balls retard okay where we going go a go a
and probably decide just get on site fuck it next time get a bite sure
guys like us like us like us like hey you said alpha yeah alpha male I'm needing
the door so it's way better I'm open like good
okay brother
smoke smoke
I smoked
I'm gonna try to molly
I'm trying guys
I'm gonna molly
I'm in
Heaven's waiting, dead
What is this smoke for sure
Heaven
Dude, no way
I am Shabazz.
Oh that was fucked.
I'm gonna cry, we should have quit after one game and when the vibes were high...
I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm good time.
I just missed a shot, I missed a shot, I missed a shot.
You missed all the shots you don't take, you might fucking take a lot of stuff.
Sometimes I take too many, that's the problem.
Awesome, true.
sometimes don't take a shot there don't give a response the lion doesn't
consider itself with the opinion of sheep
Come on.
Isn't it?
Ha ha ha.
Holy, what?
No, Emily.
You heard that.
Okay, okay, oh no the bomb
I
Was they mean
Was that good
Chunks
Good luck you got this
Wow, he sees that before actually had so many they like four people set up there fuck that guys
Yeah
Hey, not bad not bad
That's not it, no.
What the fuck? I moved early.
I mean, I guess it's still fine.
Ramp? Maybe? I think we go ramp.
Yeah.
Yeah, well...
I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna go back.
I'm playing him, they're trying to rotate.
One of the bands, I'm playing him.
What's that?
Crossroads on his head, I think he just got pinged.
Yeah.
What's it was saying? What do you mean? What do you mean?
They admitted it. As soon as they did it again and again.
I mean, I should have been...
Yeah, it started by popping his balls.
Ooh. That was so cool. Holy shit.
Oh!
Yo, you might be having a hold on.
The two runs we won right now are just both bloodshed.
W fucking Vegas.
one of all
so the mic is open to this
juicer give me a K
Okay, we're gonna go outside and we're gonna have juicer over overhead us from top marshmallow
They don't really give me that angle. They play his flat. Yeah, we're gonna pressure it. We're not pressuring it
We're all in outside. We gotta do something. We gotta go
I
The doors
Yeah, oh
Right-side wait did I not wait I gave it off didn't I why did it just
What do you have a scalp? Why you me up I gave you enough
Oh
Wait, I had oh, yeah, yeah, oh
It's fine
75 come back. Let's go
Does it work if we all go all the way left
you
like what
oh my god
Shaking out strategy I call that one
Get shruggin horse
Okay, I think we go with Rob's call, okay, okay
Full left to be a mega rush
Rush be like that wrap wrap
I'm gonna break the door don't don't concern yourself
Oh you did it nice.
A lion isn't something to conserve.
The opinions of Shaven, I can't see.
One bang box, one bang box.
I got it. Fuck them dogs bro.
I
Like I like licking the rados more than I eating them. I like the formal spicy nacho Doritos
Okay everybody Mac 10 go through how I don't even fuck just go let me run it as fast as you can
and get the bomb down that's it okay I don't care if you run through fire and the flames you
You carry on
Yeah, you go I'm looking outside I'm gonna do I play again
Yes
20 rocks. 20 rocks. I don't even play this game.
Nice to go. Yeah, what can you do?
He's actually good too.
Look at that. We're really bad at the game.
CT side's like...
What do you mean by that?
Oh my god.
Thanks for betting by whom?
i'm gonna play having this whole half probably
i think this is a holding point yeah yeah it is bbb ramp
one got two very nice big big wait no let me is no fuck
Oh, okay.
Knife him! Knife him!
Oh, damn.
We're here for the winner.
What's the matter?
If we were up 10-4, you could get the ace, bro. It's all business.
Pistol rounds can go bad real fast, to be honest with you.
You're right, you're right.
Why, you got things going nicer. No, there's no problem.
I love to always bug out at the end of the game.
It's just a CT map, honestly.
I mean, it is.
Unless the enemy team is like a pro game.
I'm lobby again.
My two outside players have shotguns, so I have really bad vibes for this round.
I hear a lot of footsteps.
Fuck.
My goodness, bro, every shot in my head.
Got ramp.
Yeah, they're out already.
Biggie, I know.
On it?
No, they're playing at the bottom already.
What?
Two of them are on A still.
Nice red.
Vents, I'm gonna go back up.
No matter what.
Are they down now?
Boom shaka laka.
They have a racial bonus here.
I'm sorry you're eating it. They were racial bonus here, but they're music free.
Where are the rolls?
Man!
DIPIN' SHIT!
And respond to what I was saying!
Okay, like, Loki, what happened to me on top of the...
In that round, it looked like the most stream sniping shit of all time, to be honest with you.
I'm just an EP boy.
Was that an ECB?
I mean a little bit.
But you know what, I'm hanging in there.
Is that an E.P.?
Yeah.
Outside, one, two.
South side, south side.
A lot.
Okay, I mean like...
Like that doesn't matter that well, you know fucking please
I'm poor dude, I'm just
No, but you should be able to 50-50 your money in the coin flip, and then double it or lose.
There were a lot of them.
That's not one.
He smoked him.
He's not at that hit, I'm just trying to get his ego back if I can bitch ass.
What the fuck is on my movement today?
Oh my god, why is he watching that?
I think just hold her up for now.
Okay.
Oh, there's stream sniping anyways.
Yeah.
5th time that shot just doesn't kill him.
Well, what if I did?
Of course man, why don't you go get a drink?
That guy's playing so weird I think that's my thing like I'm like
Every round for me this guy knows exactly you guys these guys are right where I'm at
I mean clearly that's that's why this is my score like there's just no other
I mean while doing bad except for some of us
What I'm getting headache. I'm getting headache anyway. I'm getting headache in here like I'm gonna
Okay, I actually had a fun. It's yes little sauce on me that he doesn't get mad at all
Buddy you are probably a voider rager you buy you buy you buy type in shot type in shot
like
Regardless of how this game
That was not bad bad.
Well, not one of those trying to do so much bad.
Are we ever going to play with him?
I need some help. I need help.
Wait, wait, wait, what was that? One sec, one sec, one sec, one sec.
Dude, why does he always have his boyfriend's next to him? Fuck, dude, we need some space.
I'll try to shock them out.
Go, go, go.
One heaven.
It's just like there's not been a time where I haven't been insta-killed.
Yeah.
Get a new gun.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No, you win that too well.
It's a furry, you got it.
OOOOOOOOH!
Good one.
Furry rage or cocktail age?
You win!
Yeah!
That's what's up!
Come on back in.
What I mean come back in
What is this it's stupid charm this is woke shit that's just annoying
And you know what I probably have a gun let's see how they do yeah
Honestly bro if you could depot money from real life to get us by rounds X we'd probably fucking win
Dude, I made 20 conveyor belts, what's up man?
Needleman
Now watch this
They're double offing outside, hell yeah
Nobody's ever passed through when the reactor is here
It ain't our problem
What?
There's just a guy there
Wait
I don't know
What?
You're not good
Yeah, I mean
Wow, these guys got a little ticket booth there.
I
See like my pity fucking card the tenderizer, okay
I mean red at low key right you had the highest head drop percentage bro on God. That's yeah, that's crazy
And a year for me so I mean it's all good. I don't know man. I just turn a corner I get headshot
I die instantly what's the what how do I solve this problem I'm opening a crate
that's how I solve this problem that's what I usually do yeah my bad all right
well to watch it after the upper-leaves I can't I guess I don't live up on but
it's like it's like a malicious headache it's like a headache but it feels
like it's not nice
Michael I want to play that game again now ready you got me hooked probably
I'm gonna play some games.
Which one's yes?
Yeah, we're playing some games.
Yeah, let's keep playing.
We're gonna play some B-Hob maps.
Keep playing.
Oh, even though I suck at it,
I'm gonna be able to do this game.
It's just not funny.
Some surf.
I'm just not good at the game.
You know what I mean?
I think the biggest thing about Counter-Strike
is even if you're watched, in my opinion,
you have to play with confidence.
I don't play with confidence because I'm bad, right?
But even when I'm bad,
I can just play with confidence
and make it 20 times easier.
Like just swing corners like you're donk,
even though, even if you whip, who cares?
just like
run around the corner and pretend that you're just gonna fucking win
and like it's actually make it
no retired on actually
the next three games
ought to be
and that's it
i still i still really want to talk about i still uh... and the go to have a
watch uh... on
literally chopped 300 in in uh in the dark i'm i mean what i mean what i'm i not
let's play overwatch
let's do it i'll play overwatch
we actually roll lobbies we actually would yeah i mean that game is yeah i mean if i speak i'd be
I was looking and I have some some some cool
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