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55 months Wow keep up the good work, Mr. X. What's been boring? What's been boring? What is it? What is it?
What is it? Why do I why you so bad? What's about it? What's about it? Nancy is not a hold on now
Was it good? You were so good. Look at her mouth. What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Is there a fucking skit so early today and the welcome to the fucking he's talking about
I told you there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.
Yeah, because things can fall down, but heavy objects can't just flap in the
reason.
What's here for every EU stream, welcome to the jungle maybe?
It's easier to fall than to rise up.
Like, what?
Oh, anyway Jack, what is up with today Jack?
Anything interesting?
I
I wake up and you get your ass up in the game.
30 months. Thank you for the infinite juice, my juicer.
Let them disrespect you, I told you to let him.
Because of you every other time.
You try to act like you don't break the rules.
Every other time I walk past the room, I'm like, why is the light still on?
I'm an exorcist. You should have ended it.
Force in the errated streamer did not go live so you filled the gap feels strong man.
sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit in his mother's basement.
Um, every fucking night, saying no, that's not true.
Initially, I mean, I'm gonna look at this and run it up.
Clip this clip this clip that post
Is it a baby in the back? What was that?
Hey man move the early stream did you sleep very cool? Can I get a welcome to the jungle much move?
I would have been like an adult with a
Any else?
Take sleep.
me. Okay I'll just what?
Move!
I don't know what...
Wait, is the camera in the room?
She has cameras. If I don't know if y'all can see, it's literally right here.
if you're kidding me I'm in your room
can you see that?
what?
oh fuck
interesting
that's just awful
oh good chat
what else jack?
what else is up?
any other interesting
66 months
what other good things about this?
Victor buff is real
uh
Oh, that's early.
I thought it was going to be early and I'm early.
I mean, it is what it is.
I mean, I also love to play this game and that's it.
I don't know why I don't need to raise it to be early.
I can't bear to go like, geez, guys.
Why are you so mad?
Why are you so mad?
I don't feel like I'm mad.
So what is this?
I'm doing one.
So what is fake sleep? What are you saying that? What is fake sleep?
We mad because you only make up for hashtag ads. What the fuck are you talking about?
I don't care.
We mad because you only make up for Hashtag ads.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Bro, what?
What?
What's up with your skittles?
Buddy, it's that Hashtag ad.
Bro, bro, I said I would play it.
Give it to some friends.
Do you want me to play it?
And I said I would have early.
Like what the fuck is going on with everybody?
Just quiet, man.
What are you talking about?
Just ban the losers. We love that you'll live bro
I can't leave a shit
Love to see you live early, Mr. Cowell, a great treatment to my Friday.
They said you just got me hooked.
Did you get me hooked?
Yeah!
By who?
By Hill.
Yeah.
I'm gonna kill you tomorrow.
O day that guy choiced a soul, Richard.
Hey, O'Cuz, Cuz, Cuz, hold up.
Hold up, nigga.
Hold up, nigga.
They saying you groped her.
What you got to eat?
Let me get that.
No, why you groping my friend?
No, nigga.
Fuck you, nigga.
Don't touch girls you don't know, nigga.
Fuck you!
You'll never be my brother, you cunt.
Die in hell.
He just groped my friend.
I'm gonna throw it out.
He just groped her, dude.
He grabbed the titties, bro. I gotta throw it out
I'm sorry, bro. He grabbed the titties, bro. We don't do that over here
I mean, I do watch the clips, so...
I-I-I don't see...
Oh, that's bad. I don't know. I don't know what that is.
What you got to eat?
Let me get that.
No, why you grow my friend though, nigga?
Fuck you, nigga.
Don't touch girls you don't know, nigga.
Fuck you!
You'll never be my brother, you cunt.
Dying hell.
He just grew up my friend.
I'm sorry, he grew up my friend.
I'ma throw it out. He just grew up to it, dude.
grab your titties bro I gotta throw it out. Cheers sir. Alright well that's a valid crash
out. Ah interesting. They haven't till September 4th to produce all this information. Um, Discord
has the same deadline. All user accounts that were, that all user accounts that are
were members communicating with the Discord servers that involve Cyberleague, Cinematic
Rockstar and Surfer24KTN plus replacement handles Cyberleague West, Surwest, as well
as Odyssey.gg, Odyssey Public Brand Guild. Wait, and DarkfiberU's editor server? What?
interesting the last one is for the the popular gt5 twitch and youtube streamer
Matthew Matthew judge well what he has to go to speed a man
yeah I mean it is what it is that so release the files okay you do for me
Can you do impressions?
Can you do impressions?
Yeah?
Can you do a...
Samuel Jackson?
Samuel Jackson?
What?
Samuel Jackson?
Don't do this.
Don't do this?
Don't do this. I don't like you.
I said don't do that. We're breaking.
Don't give me your mess.
Oh, no! How the fuck you want to?
Don't touch my shit. Don't fucking touch me.
Don't fucking touch me.
No, don't fucking touch me.
Are you fucking kidding me? You just touch him.
You just touch him. Don't fucking touch him.
What the fuck is your problem, dude?
You're in the fucking public. You came up to us.
You fucking came up to us.
Yo, get the fuck away. Get the fuck away.
What? What?
Oh, because I can't.
Because I can't.
Yeah, he saw the camera right away!
The fuck?
Yo, you get the fuck away!
Get those fuck away!
Yo, yo, fuck off!
Oh, are you fucking kidding me?!
Chad!
Yo, I'll beat your fucking ass!
The fuck?
What does Japan even allow people to go to the country to locate them?
I mean, this is a weird comment, but why do they even allow anyone at all?
I mean...
What the fuck is that?
I don't think it's a bad comment though, it seems to me that it's very problematic for them.
Like, who are these guys?
Who are these guys?
It seems to me that they're very lucky on their culture, right?
And they're very particular about how they operate and the things that they do, right?
They're very protective of their culture and what happens in the country, right?
And it seems like people don't respect it, the tourists don't respect it, the immigrants don't respect it.
So why have you been allowed in this shit? Why don't they just close the borders and say,
guys, nobody, nobody's allowed in here, man, like fuck he is.
I mean, I think it'd be absolutely reasonable.
I'm sorry, I feel like I saw these people coming by here all the time.
All I do is ask that guy for your Samuel L. Jackson impression and then he wanted to take me to a dark alley.
He's interesting.
I did.
I'm so happy.
Oh my God!
Okay. What the fuck?
Fuck it.
Chad, how is it, you know, I said to get a license for motorbiking.
So fucking heavy.
Wait.
Call your chef.
Chad, how hard is it, you know, I said to get a motorbike license.
Stop, Chad.
Way too easy. Like what the fuck?
Hey, Mr. Cow, good to see you early.
Can I get a morning welcome to the job?
So did any of you have a hard time to get one over here?
But right now it's impossible.
Did you have to go to class?
Yeah, you have to go.
You have to ride with the class, like a bunch of times.
You need a bunch of tests, a bunch of, yes you do, yes you do.
Look at Quebec motorcycle license requirements.
The people don't bother getting them.
People that love bikes, they don't even get them because they don't
I'm not going to do all the things I have to do.
Oh wait, here's a person.
Andrew Stange.
Hi. I dropped my bike, but you don't have to help me or anything if you're busy.
actually yes okay yes thank you please yeah I'm fine I just it just it just fell
oh yeah yeah let's see the damage
Chaffee I think this is like like super dangerous and I'm not even sorry it's
more about like super super dangerous like you guys aren't really lucky wrong
side? No it wasn't. Oh it fell on the side. Oh. So are you. So are you. So are you. Like
I like I like I hate this like the this dumbass Lauerper chat like dumb fucking bumfucks. The
problem is that is that humans are like pigeons when looking from the side okay. Was it?
We looked at this. I saw this one as before again. When you're driving a car okay and
this is the driver's side of him,
and your head is like this, okay?
And you look at your mirror,
humans are the same as pigeons when looking in there,
because the way that we perceive speed
is that rate of extension.
So let's say you look in the mirror, okay?
You see in the back, there's a car coming, okay?
The car is this big, that big, that big, that big.
It expands in how big it is,
And that's how you can tell how fast it's going.
Because when you look at the side mirror,
you're only using one eye.
Therefore, you're a pigeon.
We've said this a bit about this before, right?
So a motorcycle, because of the way that it looks,
because how small it is, when you look at the mirror,
obviously it's this.
You see this, this, this, this.
It barely expands because of how slim it is.
Therefore, you start to judge from the side mirrors
how fast a woman is approaching it.
So people will always turn into you,
or change lanes, and endanger your safety,
because they don't see you how fast you're going,
because it's hard to analyze from our human limitations.
Oh man, I can't, this is so fucking annoying.
All right, thanks.
What was that?
What was that?
Same one picture.
All right, well, you know, you know,
I'm gonna fuck, I'm gonna fuck like her!
I
Currently
good schedule um it's funny he um he makes uh jokes true um he makes good memes let's see
me funny right i love memes true he loves you gage true he's right
Okay.
This is a little bit of a war dance.
This prop is-
Hey man, 99 months, no welcome to the-
Hold on, hold on.
Hey, wait.
But I promise I can save lives.
Here's our common crash.
A car at 90 degrees to my vector and he cut me off.
If I was riding faster than I should, this could have gone tits up.
So why do drivers look but fail to see how fast a motorcycle approaches?
Any explanation is dead worth knowing.
Any solution worth implementing, even if the answers come from pigeons.
and what can only be described as the Frenchest experiment ever.
Music
So this biologist terrorist took run at pigeons.
And if 50 KPHs don't charge them at 20, 60, 100, it never made a difference.
The pigeons always left the same takeoff distance.
Except on roads with higher speed limits they took off earlier,
on roads with lower speed limits they took off later.
But pigeons give zero shits for the actual speed of Pierre's Peugeot.
Instead they learn the road speed limit from their everyday limits.
Why?
Because pigeons suck at visually assessing how fast a particular vehicle is closing on.
I promise this is relevant.
See, pigeons have no binocular disparity.
A human will see from their right eye a slightly different angle from their left,
and the magnitude of that disparity varies with distance.
XQC, LXQC, LXQC now.
So our brains can use binocular disparity to judge how fast an object is closing on.
is closing off.
Baloka, baloka, baloka.
I'm sorry.
And they call it stereopsis.
Within 30 meters, it's a main method for gauging the speed of other vehicles.
In the less, you're a pigeon.
There's only one eye on each side of your head.
Now when I scan a 90 degree intersection,
same hand again.
See?
Only one eye is looking because the other is blocked by my nose.
And I don't even realize it, but I am a pigeon.
This is less problematic when observing cars, since one eye can still track the
attempting to size to large closing speed.
You're not looking! You're not looking or watching! You're not looking! Look!
Motorcycles are skinny pricks. They don't show much enlargement until they're about to bang.
So what's the solution? Historically we've spent millions advertising
motorcycles are small, pay more attention.
Now when you drive up to a main road, it's easy to see other cars.
But because a motorcycle is a third of the width of a car,
it's very hard to see.
But he's dead easy to hurt.
F**k!
Nasty.
If you want to avoid this, think once, think twice,
Think bike.
He's not wrong, but he's not useful.
I would list him.
If we're dealing with a kind of a problem,
then boring drivers to see better
is like imploring a deaf person to listen up.
I'd rather take my own responsibility
and treat all these cars like the air's pigeons.
They won't judge my speed correctly.
They will assume I'm moving like other vehicles,
so that's what I do.
The speed limit.
I think it's dangerous, because you have the mercy of the human flaw that nobody really computes.
Well, you have the mercy of everybody else.
Because the human is an inherent flaw in his perception.
So... so I couldn't.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
Okay, you're not as good as sorry. Let's do some will be honest with you
Excuse me, bro. You're talking about humble reacts and it's just you see bro
Like no, we don't need to see you do 15 hour streams a day
Bro, excuse me. I missed the excuse see that would go live do random streams playing GTA 5
Now all you do is just click on YouTube videos steal their content re-upload it fuck you
Okay now now come up with a singular original idea hold on not any from chat
or Bebsi or your fucking mom or your dad or whatever now now come up with one
singular small idea and the idea that wasn't already done what I did on
streaming oh oh and by the way and by the way the idea of building a boat on
streaming you copied it from my streaming
Louis I am going out of his little boat he built I really I said that on swimming discovery idea
Oh, yeah, I thought about doing this guys. It was my idea fucking loser
Embo, yeah true was it
He's right. Yeah, I mean he's right. I mean he's right. We can't look at it. Um, okay
Um, who was that?
16 months, thanks for all the screen drain to help me when I'm in critical mode's tech security.
Welcome everyone, today we're taking a look at part of what we've been building for our next update.
Locked and loaded, releasing September 2nd.
And what you're about to see is over a year's worth of work.
And in this devlog, we'll focus on animations,
But I don't get lost, I'm just gonna whatever.
It's fun, but it hasn't a shelf life, you know what I mean?
happening but in real life it just doesn't work like that. We asked ourselves a very
simple question, what would your body actually feel in that situation? If you're calm everything
is under control. Your breathing is steady and your hands are really stable but when
things go wrong? When you're getting shot at? When you're injured? When you're just simply
trying to stay alive? Your hands, they start to shake. All of these elements together are
here to make you feel the pressure your character is really going through.
And that pressure directly affects how you reload. Reloading under pressure is completely
different from reloading when you're safe, so we built two entirely different states
It's calm.
Man, I've played the game before.
Yeah, I'll tell you about it, or whenever it comes out.
I think the name is good.
Um, yeah.
I mean, oh, I'll look up a video about that.
A masked gunman walks into a taco restaurant in Garden City, Kansas, and makes it an unforgettable
night for the employees.
Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh! Oh, I think I'm dead.
What the fuck, man? Oh! Oh, I think I'm dead.
Oh, I think I'm dead. Oh, I think I'm dead.
I think I'm dead. I think I'm dead.
Investigators were able to identify the suspect as 49-year-old Albert,
who was also suspected to be responsible for another armed robbery incident
at a jewelry store earlier that same year.
Three days later, officers on patrol sighted Albert in a silver Lincoln navigator
and moved to initiate a traffic stop.
I think we'll have more on them.
A million times on a Friday evening. Who said it was an evening? What evening?
Chad, I think this has a Mexico filter.
I would have it on the other day.
Roger. Turn the vehicle out, put your hands outside the window.
Turn the vehicle out, put your hands back.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I just said we'll be in pursuit. Where are we going?
Chess down.
What?
What the mic? Motto?
What was it like talking about flock these days?
I mean, it's been like a week and we're gonna send flock,
everyone, like what was it with this flock thing?
Flocks been around for like, fucking ever.
Like, is it like some, some style?
Was it like, well, it was a little bit of an eight.
Albert, this is the guard city police department.
Pull over.
Five or six, we're gonna need some peace,
and we'll have this dinner at the party.
Jump down, suspect's going south, the whole dinner.
The email is going to be here.
Algorithm?
What was she wearing?
Black shirt.
Black T-shirt.
You also know that?
Yeah, announcements.
There's windows down and around.
Okay, okay, bad actors are everywhere. Bad actors, for flock, yeah, I get it. Some people
will use them differently. If they log everybody using them at all times, whatever, then they
should present to people who use them badly and present to the bad guys, I mean.
He's reaching around.
Okay, the 639, I'm sure I got a sign there or something.
I never get a bit of a bad day.
I get a lot of fun in it.
In it's current format.
There's a lot of fun.
And it should be all going to be a problem, but I think the concept is good.
I push it, so you turn it, press down, open the throttle, center.
Drive to get to the bottom.
There's one guy that's staying in the westbound lane, he's not.
What do we do?
Somebody is going to escape anyway.
Look at what they're doing.
They keep making further movements
towards the center console.
We should be reporting by the moment.
This is the police department.
We're not going to stop.
You need to stop the vehicle now.
No, we didn't see any of these cases live.
These are not electric.
Sometimes Dallas, sometimes Houston, and sometimes some other, but very rarely other,
Oh, Stankton, um, an L.A.
Well, how long does it take, man?
Like two strides.
I understand.
People can use it, people can use it,
walk in the forest. I think they can use a lot of other things in the forest.
And people can request data and do bad things everywhere.
And this should be complicated. This should be a havoc on a boat.
It's supposed to be- it's supposed to be some log and data.
I mean-
I don't know what you're talking about there.
Um, okay.
Yeah.
Alright, here's a real take that you're not gonna take because you're a fucking bitch-ass.
Rain cameras point directly at the budget product property, right?
And public property.
Why do you get mad at some shit to point at public property?
When rain cameras are worse by a massive margin.
Rain cameras are absolutely worse.
but oh no I know why is it a mission mark okay let's be a plot pain is
withdrawing is a drawing this is a straight this is a straight and these
These are houses, okay.
These are houses.
Okay, very cool.
These are houses, houses, houses.
Okay, houses, houses.
Okay, okay.
Some guy has a rain camera.
Rain camera, point like this.
Okay, this is the one?
This.
This is the one?
This, this camera?
This, this.
Okay, this is recorded at all fucking times.
at all times. And you're mad about some camera that's, that's, that gives you this like it's some,
oh my god, it's quite a no. Don't do this. Don't do this. No, no, no, no. Buddy, buddy,
your horses recorded at all times. The whole street is like eight angles at all times. What the
fuck wasn't like there a problem the other way this and explain it may explain it
these these cameras are a lot worse in this of the exposure and these angles are
a lot worse for private for pregnancy they're they're incredibly worse so
So what the fuck are we talking about?
It's the way it's used.
People will always use things nefariously, prosecute the individuals doing bad, although
the tech is good.
I mean, what the fuck else?
Just say you're a criminal!
Let me get in!
Just say that you're a fucking bum ass criminal!
We don't give a shit!
I don't care what you say!
Say you're a robber, man!
I don't care!
I don't care to say it. Say you're a robber, man. I don't care.
Yeah, that's a... you're gonna get a smell of that.
Don't move, hands out!
Don't move.
Don't move.
Slow.
I'm gonna roll you my way.
That's it?
How about this one?
Okay, I'm boring.
That's it?
I'll do a video.
Bro, if this is the guy...
A few weeks...
Yeah, we already seen this video.
We've seen this video.
It points to a lot of problems and I do all of them.
And I do the center.
should not even be out there, right?
In the current format that it has.
And not, but there's even with the whole,
what the whole tech is just brain dead.
Like these were hacked and shit like that.
My eyes, I've done this exact same thing so many times.
I've seen a swing set in an empty park.
I don't know that.
I went around to make sure nobody was watching
and then just enjoyed the mindless motion
that connected me to a simpler time.
But this isn't something that most grown men
want to be seen doing.
The experience requires one to have a moment that is devoid of judgment.
It's healthy escape as a medicine and it's finest.
And I realized that it's likely that this man didn't know that he was being recorded.
And he probably wouldn't have done this if he had.
This is a classic example of the Hawthorne effect, which is a change in an individual's
behavior or choices when they know that they're being observed.
Surveillance manufacturers love to talk about this effect when it deters crime.
After all, someone isn't as likely to break into a car that's parked near a camera.
Yeah, but also rain cameras in the area, all recording this as well.
Don't talk about how it deterves escapism.
People are less likely to sing or dance or practice an accent or a car wheel when they
know that they're being watched.
Who do you think who uses the parks?
Children.
Most people, children use the parking.
Children are going to be at the parking.
Do I feel safer if I'm in a neighborhood and I'm a parent and I'm a child at
at the park, absolutely for our fact.
Imagine thinking that parents will be against
having fucking flock cameras in the park
with a children's actor, like,
compared to not having an actor.
Like, this is an issue.
It's just, it's yours.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about, man?
Apism is often required for a lot of things,
for example, when you learn an instrument or a prayer.
I've been getting cue.
Is that the game cue to play this piece of shit?
Oh shit, it's already 1 on 5.
Okay, well...
It does a skill for the first time, or even practicing wine delivery for a YouTube video.
The footage of the man swinging was powerful to me because it made me realize exactly...
What's the thing that I got? It's so fucking annoying.
Bro, you guys can play that in no games all the fucking time.
I wake up early for a game.
It's the next night, and you get to be fucking annoying.
I'm not actually just playing it offline.
I'm not... I'm not...
Why?
I mean, it's funny. I'm not supposed to put it off when you're just fucking all your shit, and you're just fucking cancer, and you're just fucking cancer.
It's fucking cancer.
I don't have the luxury to dedicate even more months to yet another...
...for flock safety vulnerability, but as you can see, this one is urgent.
Frankly, I'm worried that it's already being exploited at the cost of the individuals who
are unaware that there are even cameras in these locations.
So I got in touch with 404Media, who has been paramount in this same field of journalism,
and whose reporting has tremendously helped my research and content.
What's the time, Mr. Van Jordan, we've found...
Oh, I'm assuming I'm not sure what.
This guy's point is literally brain dead.
Oh, I agree.
I agree.
I...
When I watch his video, there's a few things that I agree with, whatever.
But I think that the overall thing is pretty, it's just not, it's not great.
It's kind of just whatever.
I'll be aware of the footage of that one person.
There's no use of it and not make it publish.
I think I'm watching that camera feed.
Yeah, it's why I said last time.
This was last time.
Like, you're zooming in on the one scene and going in.
Everybody can watch this.
Now here I'm publishing this one angle on that one person you can watch them and look at them and stalk them as I'm doing right now
Now look how we're starting this person people can be doing this as I'm doing it right now
Like yeah, I mean maybe just don't do that like yeah, but I mean maybe don't do that
How many people do you think are doing that shit?
How many people do you think watch those angles of that guy on the swinging?
How many people do you think would oppose that?
Nobody.
Nobody knew about that guy swinging on the fucking, on the thing.
He looked at it on the swinging, like, oh, there's a spot on this guy doing the swinging.
And like what the fuck?
It's just weird.
You can already do this, and you can already do this.
You can already look at a bunch of places,
live, it's like on YouTube, bro.
You can do it like a live corner of a street.
of a straight and it's a bro not this shit but I mean okay hold on hold on
hold on what traffic map what is that in 2020 is that you said this is the
I think we should do what?
Yeah, there it is. Finally.
Okay.
Okay.
Dude, and you-
And you know it's crazy as well?
Some guy who used a car
to run over some people.
And you know what I think?
I think we should go back to bikes.
No more cars.
Only bikes and footwork.
Go to work on footwork.
Because if a guy used a car incorrectly,
we shouldn't be using any car at all.
Because that one person makes the car unsacred
by the others like you're fucking dumbass.
It's not straw man, it's not even a possible equivalency, it's a one-to-one, you're using
one bad actor to make everything else about what it is bad, it's a very stupid argument
And you know it is too good.
Anyway, what was that name?
There's a hundred of them.
I mean, there's hundreds.
There's hundreds of kids with people using those.
Incorrect.
Hundreds?
Incorrect.
around about 60 flock condor cameras that appear to be streaming directly to the internet
without any sort of password no protection whatsoever.
See that that that that that that that was not about that.
That was about that.
They're cameras and they are designed to track people as they sort of go about their business
and of course people don't like have any idea that this is happening.
If you're coming into this cold here's some context but a little over a month ago I released
to video detailing a long list of security vulnerabilities with hardware and services
in the flax safety ecosystem. There are over 60 published vulnerabilities, so if that concerns
you, check that video out. During and after the process of conducting that research and
making that video, I will-
Okay, you let me do this, okay. I'll call you later. I understand it. What about this?
Other misuse? Yeah, okay. Okay. This is in the hundreds. I understand it. Bad actors.
They should be able to do that.
Well, the hundreds, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
I, I, I, it's not that I'm authoritarian or whatever, but I would rather do.
recent there's a molding about all the fuck like like like the super brain dead
anti-dissenter anti-ai anti-flop whatever buddy just say your fucking brain
dead it like it's not that hard it's a few words say I guys I am fucking
retarded it I am very much challenged in the brain I can't think I can't I
I can't see, I'm fucking stupid as bricks.
And it's causing me to say the things that I say.
Yo, I mean, just say it.
It's only a few words.
I said it, and I'll say it.
Like I said, misuse of the table.
Like everybody that misuses the system
should be fucking absolutely cooked to a crisp.
The same way, and hopefully,
My opinion is that the system isn't fully ready yet,
and that's our problem with it,
is that if you get super track and log,
in my opinion, it should be like Lucius Fox Batman scene
to use this shit then.
When you use this shit, it should be like,
if you use it manually, it should be like,
almost you're under surveillance when you're using it then.
It's like, every Lucius is like, okay, why are you using
this for?
And you put in a request and you put in some,
Some you think what you're doing with it, right?
And then if it's misuse, then you should be prosecuted.
And these are all having a lot less often than.
That's one of my biggest one of it.
But is the technology bad?
No, no, of course not.
It's an inherent deterrent, 100%.
Like what do people want?
What I hear about these days is that people want,
oh did it, we want, stop crying, stop crying.
So that they can help stop crime. No, no, no authoritarian authoritarian stop it. It's me fucking cancer
It's it's it's honestly fucking cancer like holy shit
Hey
Yo, yeah, it's not going down in human
It's not going down, are they going to let anybody in?
Did you like yesterday?
Did you like yesterday?
We showed it.
It was visited by the police.
I chose some anti-Venice Center hate, uh, uh, data, you know the, oh dude, uh,
Gwok data, Gwok data, data center bad, data center bad, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Ooh, ooh, like buddy, but it data centers.
We had to shift for fucking decades.
What do you think that you store your fucking emails
on your fucking bitch ass?
The biggest big business you've ever seen in your entire life?
Data farm, like, it's been a while, man.
Photographing me and my property
and bothering my neighbors.
John Gaines or Gainesack,
the brains behind most of this research, lost him.
It's stored in the cloud.
In the cloud.
Ooh!
UGH! In the cloud!
The point is, within 4 days...
What in the cloud is, man?
And the sad reality is that I don't view these things as consequences or punishment for researching security vulnerabilities.
I view these as consequences and punishment for doing it ethically and transparently.
I've been contacted by people on or communicating with civic councils who found my videos concerning,
and they shared flock safeties or sponsored me.
A company claimed that the devices in my video did not reflect the security standards of the ones being publicly deployed.
The CEO even posted on LinkedIn and boasted about flock safety security policies.
So I formally and publicly offered to personally fund security research into FoxSafety's deployed
ecosystem. The law prevents me from touching their live devices so all I needed was their permission
so I wouldn't get arrested and I was even willing to let them supervise this research. I got no
response. But now since the general public has access to live video feeds from search engines,
let's just say the back and forth and I'll literally read you FoxSafety's response to IPVM
about their security from a brand new FoxSafety platform. Yes, this is a big problem. I've
always had this publicly deployed. And I just wanted to... And believe it or not, believe it
or not, I've already said it, that if this is the current way it is, it shouldn't be out,
He shouldn't even be working.
My tax dollars, I paid for it.
Once again, kids, you're continuously improving security.
The device?
This guy is a centralist, Red Bill Andy.
Only come here for brain derby takes and decent gameplay, not political dates.
Uh, do your own research, buddy.
They say the research...
But, buddy...
I said...
This is the same guy who still thinks he didn't support Trump when he shook Trump's hand on screen, wearing a little shirt.
This is the biggest YouTube video we're not connected to the club.
RB.
Now it's not customer-
RB.
RB.
Um...
Flop Discourse just pointed down to Moose Avalance State and Anarco Terranee.
It's like, alright man we've already been there for 15 plus years.
Your iPhone has a map of your face, your habits, and your location 24-7.
But it, but it, but it.
Wow.
People, you know, Pokemon Go players gave the biggest fucking data, free-handing of data in the history of mankind, and you're mad about some fucking plate reader.
Like it's fucking crazy.
You fucking scanned in 3D in real time every surface on Earth and you go,
NOT THE PLATE READER!
OH NO!
YOU SELL BRANDON!
akin to factory setting.
It's like looking at an iPhone,
stolen off a truck before it was ever connected to the cloud.
If a person were able to gain physical access
to the device, leased to the city, which is illegal,
they still would not be able to gain access to the footage
as the data is only stored for a very limited time duration
on the device following its transmission to the cloud.
None of these vulnerabilities affect our cloud platform
where the vast majority of all evidence
and metadata is stored.
right.
And I found another one at Young Street and Harris Road also and I understand why you
play games offline.
I understand why you play games offline.
The brain didn't seem to...
So I'm going to go walk up to that now, can actually see it.
So there, if your city or county or place of business or whatever feels satisfied
by the company's reassurances, show them that.
Many of the feeds that you've seen in this video were relatively easy to find
and completely accessible at the time, Fox, that he is telling you.
To let you know that you are right and you are the king now,
kill what you are.
Cities of the Vices are secure.
I can't.
I'm killed.
If you haven't read it yet,
now to your city council.
Keep a record of your correspondence.
You are a jester who lives in the Lord's house,
and you don't understand why the land's peasants are
upset about taxes.
You are in a position where you are unaffected by it,
so you don't understand the outrage.
Buddy, now what you're saying is that only poor people
are affected by flock cameras, like it's some form of separation, like, buddy, buddy,
like what a dumb ass fucking argument, if you get affected by flock, the reality is,
you're probably a fucking criminal, you loser, oh no, they read my plate, I'm fucking authoritarianism,
I robbed a bank.
They found me because of my car.
Fucking terror state, man.
It's following me.
It made me robbed a bank.
You are a loser.
Let them know.
Holy shit.
I realized that if someone gets stalked, robbed, harassed,
or abducted as a result of a reported security vulnerability
by a third party surveillance vendor,
they'll be on record for having known about it
and approving it anyway.
And they can explain that to their voters and constituents.
I've said this before, and I'm sure I'll say it again.
The underlying problem is not fluxive.
The problem is cities running unconnected
to the Italian mass surveillance system,
but are too lazy to conduct their own security audit.
Yeah, I mean, it's classic self-adjusting.
Oh, no, I can't be a fan of this.
Slot is a little much older.
Or research the efficacy versus risk.
And it very much is an industry-wide problem.
For example, other vendors in this industry have used my last video to shame
Fox safety on social media.
Now, now, okay.
I am a, a everybody knows this.
I'm a super lefty Andy.
I'm a super, I'm a super progressive leftist.
You can't even point at one right wing take that I have at the roll.
I don't even have a single, right, actual right wing take it.
And he doesn't, I'm not even close to me as I say, I'm a centrist as a
joke, right? But I'm not even close to being centrist either. Like, I'm absolutely left.
I mean, what the fuck are you talking about? I mean, it's a thing you think that I'm not
a leftist. The problem is, is that if you're not radical left, you are right-winging.
The idea that centres are not the same as standard facilities run basic web traffic
and storage. They have more negatives than positives.
What?
But your decaying 40-year-old brain relies on Grock to survive so I guess it's
for you. Well, what are you... Donald just said I am affected by rules because I am poor or something.
I had broken their own AI model before ever even having access to a fucked device and I need to make
it very clear that I am not the first and only person to find out about all of these things.
Crime-sensory inequalities, um, if you're placing them in heavily poor areas because of
discrimination. What the fuck are you talking about? Dude, what are you talking about? If
you place them in a high crime rate area as a deterrent measure and it works, then what
the fuck is the problem? Then what the fuck is the problem? If there's a high crime
rate area and you put deterrents and it helps crime rate, how is it a fucking problem?
How's that a problem?
Holy shit!
Enormous vulnerabilities.
I'm just apparently the first person stupid enough
to walk the expensive legal type.
It's racist!
You just like to crime to race,
when nobody's a racer.
Nobody said that.
You said it, so there was racism.
By being racist, it's weird.
Rope of making them public on a large platform.
But I also have tremendously cool
and impactful projects lined up for this channel
that have taken a backseat due to the urgency of this.
I wanna go back to storing data in birds
and inventing micro-
Yo, yo, yo, you know what I'm about to say?
These fake racing scenarios make you racist.
Fucking dumb fucking libtards are fucking racist as shit.
They make these weird ass race scenarios that don't exist
that actually cause racism.
Literally, fucking dog shit.
Okay, knows, but I'm happy to contribute to
and stay active in the growing community
of people standing up to this.
If you don't subscribe to 404 Media's content
and journalism, I highly recommend doing so.
And if you're not already familiar with Louisa Rossman,
and go check out his channel and work relating to this
because it's hugely impactful
and something that you can get involved in.
Having seen and heard these kinds of cameras in person,
I can tell you that they are so much more dystopian
and problematic than license plate cameras.
And I wish that I had some sort of advice
for people other than stay out of public,
but some of them are literally pointed
at people's private property.
But in the meantime, I just ask that you don't lay down
and accept the infiltration.
Yes, yes.
This is how the maximum legislation
that makes this shit.
Like this reality is, this should be pointed down always.
Like public is one thing,
like pointing at private properties is fucking bullshit.
Pointed at people's private property.
But in the meantime, I just ask that you don't lay down
and accept the infiltration of your expectations of privacy.
You need privacy to build your identity
and refine the things that make you authentic.
Thanks for watching.
Because it, okay, okay.
Because it yo-yos again.
it's the bullshit tech versus the Galadith,
tech versus laws thing,
where tech goes fast, laws catch up.
And it kinda does this push and pull game.
And it's bullshit and I agree with it.
But it doesn't mean that the tech is bad.
Like, it doesn't mean that the tech is bad
or just uneducated.
Trilobites.
Yo, are you the ass?
Why is there a queue if nobody can join?
If nobody can play your fucking game, why the fuck are we in queue, you fucking dog shit developer?
What the fuck are you doing with this fucking game?
Sorry.
Well, what the fuck is that?
Vegas?
bro what the fuck am i watching okay okay why is there a Slark Slark what is this is
Is this a New York subway?
Okay.
Check the skins.
I mean, it's that molecule, but it is. I mean...
Also why is he in a fucking wheelchair?
Oh I didn't.
Also he said to you on research but I mean I just said that there isn't hundreds or thousands of cases of it.
And then does that exist? And there isn't. I mean you solved it.
The LGBT people have a right to exist doesn't make you a lefty dumbass if you have that one take but agree with conservatives on everything else
Okay, use flash. You're a conservative now. They want to keep coping execute from peck's cute from peck. Okay. No, okay now
Mame one take I agree with my wings
Then now name one day
It's to hold police depths accountable the people complaining about flock cameras are the ones with iPhone
them 24-7. It's very low IQ, Salah. Ice. Ice. Ice is a, it's a, it's a, it's a much
needed body of, of, of the government that, that's been around for a long time.
They don't have a problem with it. They don't even know they've played the night about it,
uh, uh, uh, uh, but they're recently, performatively, okay? Where were you when
fucking obo was doing funny stuff metals and shit for fucking deporting a buddy
I would I said oh oh oh no I was I was also against it I was I was also no guys
I was also a hater back then no you fucking weren't no you weren't you're
done fuck you're annoying fuck you
Oh, I didn't.
It's not police surveillance states.
Like, oh, but I can't.
You know, you're a big robber. You're a big robber.
That's what it is. I mean, you want to rob banks in peace? Do your thing, then.
I'm not gonna stop you, maybe fuck well, but I mean I won't.
Um, anyway, well, it's this one.
On January 7th, 2026, deputies with the Marion...
I love the initial bail in the Senate.
Now go outside of your house right now.
Do this as your home worker.
home market. Go outside and go look at how many cameras are pointing directly at you.
Go check your neighbors' rain cameras and see how many are recording you right now.
There's six angles of my house at any given time. I mean, what about it? It's just the
way it is. You've accepted this. You've long ago.
The county sheriff's office in Florida were wrapping up a felony arrest at a residence
when a deputy assigned to a motorcycle unit was ordered to return to the station.
The deputy had no idea that his peaceful ride back would suddenly take it to a later
turn.
The vehicle that passes without suspicion and alarms.
Flock is just a way for law enforcement to circumvent citizens' constitutional rights.
Oh my fucking god, are you on public property?
Buddy, when you're on public property, okay, and things are visible, bro, yeah, people
Look at your car and your plate and what about the future?
Flocks works so they
Lift I want to do what they lick ours. All I want to do is the crime is it
Freely without without what I need push back to get off the micro loot every under somebody lose them then it's all
Oh, no, oh no no no no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Microlutor, steal, go to Gucci store and breaking.
But not me.
Not me, though, not my store.
No, it was officially on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Their store, not mine.
Oh, their house, not my house, what the fuck, not my,
like the holy fucking dog shit, fucking loser.
I, I'm getting it, you can't try, get in there,
taste.
Try getting it.
I'll do myself a direction
That's it
That's it
That's it
The anti-data center anti-flocs the safe for a thousand clear evidence that we have entered a post true
theater where many people can be convinced, often by malicious actors, to abandon reality
and allow conspiracies slash falsehoods to drive policy preferences.
Yes, we are in a post-Truth era.
Yes, social media was a mistake and everything else, everything is stuck in my balls.
But what it cares about, everybody was like, oh, information, there was even information.
They're not unpacking, they're not analyzing it.
And they do superiors of the same thing.
I was looking on Twitter about this,
like, in G2G propaganda,
the first thing the most done is shit,
and they don't even know about video yet.
It's like, some truth gets posted,
it's like completely parallel.
Come on.
Oh, guys, this, oh yeah, this, this, this, this.
Like, zero IQ.
For officers, no damage to this vehicle.
So we've seen this vehicle turn off
of Burbank Boulevard.
So we're going to kind of zoom in here on our map
and see if we can't figure out exactly there's,
OK, we've got White Oak.
So I'm just kind of looking at my map.
White Oak is a north-south road.
So I'm not sure if we're going.
The local people agree.
The local governing bodies agree.
The white positive on that.
Everybody agrees.
The people who are really agree.
You guys agree.
Classic it.
Classic is the classic it.
before where you saw the big stop obeyed traffic.
You didn't ask my consent as a California
intermediary who's been smoking smog for 57 years.
You didn't ask my opinion about this fucking
brokey bitch ass.
Clearly here and see the sirens at this point.
Now you've got another person who's just making their way
through that intersection.
All while the Black Honda sitting next to that other car
is just waiting for the intersection.
So we are told this is northbound on White Oak.
And so we are at White Oak and Oxnard.
The ones talking about the designers are the ones
who use it every day to be that young runner.
True.
You've got the part in the Los Angeles River
you're going to be coming up on before too long.
Can you do that Stu or do you not have a...
Victory in White Oak.
Chris.
That's generally where that is.
But again, this is Oxnard and White Oak.
The person is northbound on White Oak.
So if you're driving through this area
be aware of that. But what's interesting is this person is pulled out into the
intersection and stopped. And now is going to continue on driving actually into
the turn lanes a little bit there crossing the double yellow. So again, here
we go where the person had stopped and then just decided to suddenly speed up
and the officers are left in a real chase mode. So there for a moment was
in a surveillance mode and they were just kind of watching. But then they
reengaged and so this is an absolute pursuit trying to stop this burglary suspect looks like this is going to be victory boulevard
That they're pulling up next to and again this time
I'm not a liar
Because his constitutional right means that he should observe that they're directly surveilling them
I mean, what are his rights?
aggressive when the person has stopped at this intersection.
It's just been kind of letting this...
Guys, where are his rights?
Seriously, this is not right.
I didn't talk about the possibility of asking for authorization for a spike strip.
Now that this person is on surface streets, that might be more of a possibility.
But then they picked up speed and that makes it a bit of a challenge.
Observing?
We haven't seen any repetitious behavior at this point.
They would allow officers to kind of get in front.
It is possible that on White Oak, as they had Northbound,
that you might be able to get up at one of these intersections.
But it is pretty difficult.
I'm not interested.
I was not aware of it.
For no other reason, the size of these roads,
you have four lanes.
I still disagree with how lucky it will be.
It's a difficult thing for an officer
to get a spot in front of them.
Is much needed.
The chase continues now.
Moving on on White Oak Avenue, again, Northbound,
That was probably victory that they just went through the approaching van Owen
before too much longer here.
But just really moving along 50 to 55 miles an hour here on this road,
which is not horribly fast, but certainly above the speed limit in that space.
How many store robbers would you get if they allowed booby traps and
shotgun traps?
Hopefully they are zero middle of school.
If you step on the tire in a bank and it blew you up, you rock the bank.
How many rubbers would have it? Zero. Zero.
So now we're turning here and it does appear as if that is Van Owen.
So now probably heading eastbound on Van Owen.
And that was White Oak and Van Owen.
Wait, Jack, it went down. But what is going to happen?
It's going to be here, Louise Avenue and before too long, Balboa. So back somewhat in the direction of where the big team comes.
think because he was using it to get anybody in the booth wants to correct if
I'm not right but I do believe that is Venno and that the suspect is on again
what not yeah not not horribly dangerous driving just at this point kind of a
failure to yield hasn't even really driven through any intersections wait
against the other spot that people at risk I think if there was any kind of
risk that we've seen it was the confusion that was caused by other commuters when
they watch all the police and they kind of pulled into the intersection and
stopped back but now here we go again having gone through that intersection
again this is Van Owen Westbound and I think Mohawk...
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More than one person in there, we haven't had a chance really to slide on either side.
Just trying to kind of take a look inside there and see.
Jeff!
Jeff!
I'll see
More than anything, I think a lot of people are going to see and hear the lights and sirens and that's probably going to be a bit of a
Startle when you see somebody passing you here in traffic
So
They're kind of in the in-sync.
So yeah, we're in Lake Baboa now.
So having passed Baboa is my guess,
and we're just still continuing on.
Actually, if they keep going this direction on Beno,
and they will go underneath the 405,
so that's the direction I believe we are headed.
But now we've stopped even before an intersection.
So not quite certain what's in the mind of the person
here. But you can see they are we're gonna kind of look and see in the window
there if we see any kind of movement there but the person has just slid into
the turn lane and has gone around. What are they looking at in their hands?
They're kind of just looking to see what's going on with their hands.
Yeah, I was gonna go with their hands, man. Right hand is, was maneuvering around something.
But again, not, we've seen agitated behavior before so
We're not moving to see that kind of behavior.
But again, here we go, the person just picking up speed
and moving along.
So again, this is coverage of this pursuit suspect here.
Just kind of hanging with us as we go through this.
Again, this started in North Hollywood.
There were speeds of 70 miles an hour or so on the freeway,
but then off the freeway.
That was when the driving was most aggressive.
That's been showing.
person because they were to stop sign or stop light and just sat there but as
soon as they had an opportunity to take off that is what they did so we're at
Banoen and Gloria really picking up in here and see we are now 405 at this
point just trying to give you guys some some markers as far as where this might
be if you're looking at trying to avoid this so they're approaching the 405
doesn't that there's not it doesn't appear there's an honor got behind it
realized who they were and then the lights and sirens and that driver deciding
not a music amp definitely appear to be a male behind the wheel and like I said
earlier or maybe in a business stealing something so the possibility that this
person is armed is still always on the table but it's not a robbery as it would
be like you know it's like you see somebody I'm just making stuff up you
know going to the tire store one two thousand that's not the situation here
but it is still a very serious crime and of course LAPD they've been having
a number of burglaries especially residential in the valley could this
be one of them maybe it is but right now LAPD apparently saw that vehicle, ran the
plate, got behind it, realized who they were and then the lights and sirens and
that driver decided to stop. It definitely appears to be a male behind the wheel and
like I said earlier we haven't seen any of that overly aggressive driving. You
can kind of see in there kind of playing with something in his hands and
And just kind of very relaxed I would say or you know as far as it goes
This is what I love about fucking tear deck again for no reason
You know center divider we haven't seen any
Anything except for just kind of driving and it does appear that he's doing something with maybe
I'll tell you down there, and checking his phone.
Yeah, and checking his phone, definitely.
There's really a blouse.
You know, the reason they had backed off,
thanks to Gigi, who is informing me,
is because they were approaching the school.
And so there's always concern, of course,
when it comes to the safety of the public,
and obviously a school, that's why they had backed off.
And then they immediately got right back on his tail.
And then I don't know.
Again, that's one of those ones.
All right.
No, when you push in to start to make a driver earlier,
we did see that it was a...
So laggy, man.
So fucking laggy.
Penelia, and it did look like it was a lighter
of some sort that he was using there.
So that might add some things to this chase
if this person begins to show any kind of consequences
of using drugs at this point.
But right now, as we watch this person drive,
he does not seem to be showing any effects of that.
So that's just something to monitor,
something to think about.
We are about a minute away from our news cut in,
which will be on ABC 7 and seen here.
But again, this person is on Van Owen,
and I believe heading east.
And I did not see him go into the 405,
but I believe he probably did at this point.
And might be approaching the...
It was like a BMW.
If this map is showing me the right way,
if he comes up on Van Nuys pretty soon.
What is that, an M5?
Looking at that.
But again, we're going to pause here a minute and let
a man on the board actually.
And then we will return to this in just a moment.
I'm Philip Palmer.
This has been live coverage of a police pursuit
of a burglary suspect.
We will be back in just a moment.
You might actually be right.
Is that what...
No wait, it's not gonna pet your stomach.
Yo, it's not moving!
It's not moving!
It's not fucking moving!
What the hell is that video?
Yo, new services. Listen, fix your goddamn production. We are tired of wanting scuffed-ass piece of shit broadcast.
It's not fun. It's annoying. Fix your broken shit.
It's just an 8-solence, they're embarrassing.
What the fuck is that?
That's not even live, it's an excellent vibe.
What the fuck was that?
What are you looking at, man?
Hold on, there's a hatchback escape.
Jay, just give me the other one.
I'll just think, I'll just think the, I'll just think the audio.
This is like stuff that was built in the 50s and the 60s, but now making our way back out.
We're going to be kind of close to, it says Kittridge, but I know we're near the Van Nuys high school,
But I would yeah, no, we're not I was gonna say maybe making our way back to
back over to
Van Nuys Boulevard right there clearly somebody making some gestures not sure if it's somebody that knows them
But definitely getting into that
In the Van Nuys area going just a little wider to show you guys
That's gonna be Van Nuys high school right there in the shot
So again another school in the area, maybe he's gonna slow down. We'll see
but right now this pursuit continuing and a driving just a little bit more
aggressively. Yeah going around cars that are at the stop sign in the
beginning we did see this person stop at the red lights but we did see him not
do that just recently so yes it seems like whether the impact of whatever
he's doing related to the drug for a vehicle or now having been
knocked out or maybe he's just getting agitated obviously we're
speculating we have no idea, but we are monitoring some kind of a behavior change.
Yeah, I mean, he was...
A little bit of a behavior change and probably not for the better,
making our way back onto Kester now.
And we're going to be still very close to that high school,
Van Ice High School as it would be going around the backs up.
No, we're definitely not going to stay in these neighborhoods,
making our way.
The next major would probably be Subpoena Boulevard if he stays on this road.
but again into another neighborhood.
You know, no stop sign?
A little bit slower driving,
which is a huge plus for all involved
and law enforcement still behind them.
As far as that pit maneuver goes,
I'm still hoping that they will bring this to an end,
but you kind of see they've kind of backed off again.
Once again, but spike strips still could be in the place.
Yeah, the thing is though,
he's in a residential neighborhood now,
which is a big concern because again,
People were out in that parking lot, had no idea, and now this narrow streets, people
maybe in and out of their homes, and they don't want to deal with this guy, who could
be a big threat to the community.
Very dangerous, there's a pedestrian right there, walking their dog, maybe riding their
bikes.
I know a lot of kids are back in school, but it just depends.
Back in school for what?
Yeah, a lot of kids back in school, them being in the school.
We're going to be a huge plus, but anybody that may be on the roadway right now,
especially with that impaired driver behind the wheel, and even though it is
a relatively slow speed pursuit, they're going to peak where the law enforcement is.
They're still right behind them. And this might be one of those ones where the guy just
turns around until he feels like...
Yeah, I know he's still reading your book. I read all the books.
I wrote all the texts. I did all the sharing, buddy.
I'm not a bitch. I'm out. I did all that.
I got my diplomas, man.
And driving a vehicle, maybe he's going to miss something.
Maybe there's going to be a problem.
That's one of the reasons why we always watch these,
and we're always concerned about the public,
the safety of the public.
Law enforcement, they're worried about the public.
They're worried about their officers,
and they're also worried about that suspect buying the wheel.
Well, I thought there could have been a chance
to make the move there as the suspect was stuck in traffic,
but the person is now maneuvering through the minimized area,
maybe onto a little bit of a backup.
It's more impressive that I passed all my classes,
but not really in the boxer.
There he is, if I had the boxer.
It's not as resonant, I can't see.
Is that like some real skill?
But yes, so more billionaires and still passing.
That's some real skill.
Driving the wrong side of road here,
blowing through stop signs and stop lights now,
and picking up speed here.
this is on what is this van on or Van Nijs. What we're back on Van Ohm we just
crossed over to Paul Vita and we're making our way back over to the freeway.
If I see my Xander and I just have a question about what the officer is asking if they could do the pit maneuver
and basically they're saying just because of the traffic in the area and speed they're gonna prevent
they're saying no pit right now no pit at all and if that you know if this if
everything changes they might be able to do that but right now they're
it's still a hard no if they put the spike strips out that's still a possibility even
though we are like on these very residential some of them residential some of the majors
but look at the traffic and you know that he's on he's on Haskell we know this is pretty
much a straight shot over to Sherman Way though you know officers that are in this area probably
know this uh uh you know know these streets like the back of their hands and they would
have that opportunity maybe to get ahead of the chase and to be able to put out
those uh spike-strip speeds definitely increasing traffic probably going to be a
problem when he gets over to Sherwood.
The reason that a pit maneuver is not authorized thank you to GG for keeping us
informed here. Some officers are standing in this vehicle and that is the reason why the pit maneuver was not authorized.
there's more than one occupant in the car.
So I believe that is a deterrent as to why they may try to avoid that.
I know we can't see because those windows are quite tinted,
but it is believed that there's more than just that driver in that vehicle.
Did you know maybe we could get Sky Fox to go around to the front?
That doesn't mean they're not in the back seat.
So I was having a dream, isn't it?
passenger in that vehicle and you know they told me
what was all about.
and I said that probably it was the reason all the reasons are real facts.
I swear I had to hear my sister.
Maybe a right turn or something else right there.
He's looking out the window. He's looking behind him.
And we can kind of, so here we go.
Now we're going to get a shot of that front seat.
That front seat definitely appears to be empty.
And the back seat where it was a shot there where the lighting,
I could actually see the seat. I'm not going to say a hundred percent.
But I would say that there is no way that they're not telling the people.
Probably just the driver, but if officers have that possibility, it's the same thing.
They have the possibility, so they're not going to do it.
Right, taking all precautions to make sure everyone's safe and make the right decisions in terms of when they pursue somebody like this, a suspect.
Again, the initial one was a burglary, not clear on a lot of the details there.
time did that come across because we've been following this now for a little bit
of time, right, Stu? When did it first all start?
Maybe like just if it was shortly after one it was just a few minutes after one
o'clock. Sky Fox gonna do a pretty parallel right here. If anybody's at
home please make sure that if you're standing don't get dizzy. Oh, Tyler
are doing an amazing job keeping that shot for us and let's see if we can get
a better look yeah clearly nobody in that front seat but the speeds definitely
picking up once again that was a quick if you blink you probably miss the LAPD
airship coming up to it no one was slowed down but apparently that light was
green and but a little bit more traffic something we don't want to see
I got out of line to find out who had a lot of what the fuck he's talking about.
And that suspect basically staying in this neighborhood, I have the feeling that we're
right by Woodley so we're getting very close to the Van Nuys Airport once again as we work
our way down Woodley and making our way back over towards Sherman Way.
Well the good thing is from what we see right here, wide open lanes so that is certainly
relief when it comes to, oh, the public being at jeopardy or in risk of danger. But now,
seeing a little bit more traffic as he picks up his speed a little, but we do not see the
officers behind us. I don't want to be any problem. Again, Woodley and Roscoe are on a nice
airport, but you were mentioning, we'll pick this up about 10 o'clock, I believe, so almost
an hour now that that oh they're they're right here at this point picking up
speed for sure and making sure they don't lose track of them right Steve
don't lose track of they won't lose track of they got the airship over there
and I have her in my ears doing an amazing job the observer this morning
still and and again very professional the way that they are being speaking
this one. I am the f***ing jupot shot my mother. I'm going to cut it. Again the pursuit
continuing now we were staying on Woodley but it's kind of odd. We've noticed this in the
past with a lot of these chases they'll kind of get to an area and stay there. Started in North
power after Sky Fawns wasn't over it probably till about I'd say 10-20-ish something like
right in there maybe 15 maybe we give ourselves a little grace there but the
pursuit probably starting right after 10 o'clock our assignment desk made a
phone call basically said Stu why aren't you over this chase get get going
and then we were on our way right now though getting into a little bit of
traffic I know right where we are it's another one of those ones where yep I
figured we make that turn here and actually on Nord off now so we're
making our way northbound getting out of the valley yet you're gonna have an
opportunity to get a little use we see this vehicle on the freeways a
couple of times don't know if he's gonna make his way on there now but I can
tell you these choices he's making the streets are gonna get a little bit more
There's going to be a lot more traffic than we've seen, especially awkwardly.
Well, yeah, and the more traffic, obviously, more people will be involved, and the potential
of something like that goes up, obviously, with so many incidents, drivers or bystanders.
So it is concerning.
And to be clear, we're not in tracking mode at this point, Stu.
We do see those police cruisers behind this individual.
They're clearly trying to figure out a way to bring things to an end.
They are definitely working to bring this to a peaceful end and trying to work a little bit.
That's what I always say.
The death threats or whatever.
With a no, it's like a jump and reverse jump to back into the park.
With human nature all the time.
And they do all of these things and they do it in a way where they try to keep,
and they successfully keep people safe all the time.
right now making that turn looks like we're getting on to the 405 freeway
it seems to me when they get on the freeway
they have in the past there's the LAPD airship right there
they have in the past tried to hand this off to the California Highway Patrol
they were trying to do that when it was on the 101
but they didn't get in place quick enough and then the
law enforcement they
They decided to re-engage the North Hollywood Division, that's where I was trying to get out.
They decided to re-engage the pursuit on the 101 freeway.
And that was when we saw a little bit of a change of attitude with that driver.
That's when we actually saw him get off of the freeway.
Right now though, we're staying on that Northbound 405, pretty light traffic speeds.
A little faster than we'd like to see, but with nothing too ridiculous.
and I can hear the LAPD helicopter still calling the pursuit, giving locations and I'm sure they're probably going to be notifying their law enforcement brethren letting the California IOP Patrol know that they have a chase going on or a vehicle that they want.
As long as you take the hot-nash to your right, if they hand it off, we'll be here to watch it.
Yeah, reaching 90 miles per hour at one point here, definitely picking up steam as this person does.
at this point, starting from Van Nuys, as a point that he entered the freeway. So this
has been going on for quite some time, since about 10 o'clock in the morning. A suspect wanted
for burglary. We saw this suspect driving in residential areas all around Van Nuys
High School and the Van Nuys area, North Hollywood, and then now making his way onto
the 405 North as he's picking up speed right here. It's unclear at this point whether this
driver is alone or there possibly could be a passenger. Right now, but we did at some
point see this driver lighting up something behind the wheel. We don't know his mental
state if he's impaired or what. Right, Stu?
It's fucking a bloodline.
Right, we definitely saw some illegal activity happening right in front of our eyes.
Well, the whole thing is illegal.
Right now, using the emergency lane to pass people.
I don't know, we're getting off the train.
This is Robert Gumbay?
We're getting off at Renaldee.
Another area where there's traffic for sure.
Or we're buying them.
Just getting a little bit of a wider shot to see if any of those LAPD units were
with it or we're tracking behind it we don't see that right now the airship
definitely making the calls now that we're back on to surface streets out
here not sure we've seen it in the past sometimes they just kind of do these big
u-turns wrong side of the road but the traffic seems like we're gonna be going
right to mission division of LAPD if he stays on the up wait a second wait a
second wait a second is he up no there he is thought he was gonna play one of
those games underneath the bridge and getting on the freeway the wrong direction oh no definitely not
going to follow him oh no yes this is a very dangerous this is not something he's going to see right now
look at that oh my god that's a second driver could you just imagine oh shit
Getting off the freeway, going the wrong way, and on the freeway.
Oh my gosh.
What the fuck?
No.
No.
What are you doing?
Trying to make a U-turn on to producers.
I mean, producers.
Oh my gosh.
Hey, hey, hey.
And producers.
They're going to be using some fucking magic.
Just one more.
Fuck it up!
So what?
No content for 20 minutes.
One of the items, and you put some fucking full screen.
Are you stupid?
This individual has really become more reckless and really not just with speed, but just by
the decisions, lack of judgment here.
There was a moment where we did get a close up of the driver and it looked like he was
doing something and it did look like some kind of drug paraphernalia activity was happening
and therefore now that he's becoming more reckless, that may be a result of what we're
seeing right now, which is just really, really disturbing.
By the way, I do want to let people know that at 11 o'clock we will continue of course
to stream this pursuit because it's just become just fascinating as well as it's a public
safety issue at this point.
We are also going to be moving over to Channel 13 in case you have peace of mind there.
And streaming is where you can also.
Catch on 11's original content on the FreeFont's local app, download today.
Stay with us.
We'll have much more.
And he is, you know, driving a little more aggressively now.
Could that be a direct result of the methamphetamine, the drugs in his system?
I would say probably yes.
Methamphetamine!
Well now we're watching the suspect and I think Bruce hit the nail on the head because the driving behavior has changed dramatically.
change dramatically. We have not watched initially this suspect change across
lanes like this, but he has gone out of the carpool lane. He's sliding all the
way. We have not watched initially this suspect change across lanes like this,
but he has gone in and out of the carpool lane. He's sliding all the way
across five lanes of traffic. Now he's sliding over almost into the
shoulder to try to pass people. This is southbound on the 405 and
and anytime, this is another dangerous move.
Passing on the right, you know,
you can lose control of the vehicle
very quickly in that space.
And it's just terrifying for the people
who are driving in that far right lane.
What?
What?
Yeah, they're very, you know,
they're very inspecting on the right side.
You lose control more on the right shoulder?
They're doing about their business.
And you have a vehicle going out,
and you have to be passing illegally on the right,
and then cutting across and cutting them off.
So that just creates a whole dangerous situation for everybody.
Yeah, we're now seeing that this driver is tucked under that tree right there, trying
to figure out what they're going to do.
They're obviously at the Nordhoff Street exit, the Aqueduct Avenue as well in North Hills.
But again, we're watching this driver trying to figure out.
We don't not know if this driver knows this area, but they seem to want to keep getting
off on North Hills in the North Hills area.
we don't know also because we saw him like get off and then turn out get right
back on now air seven has him at an Arco station so this is an opportunity and
Colleen mentioned that the officers have pulled back a little bit so you don't
see the response right on top but they are monitoring this person so now we're
going to see if you see the shadow of the air unit there so the person is
pulled into Arco there and Bruce how quickly would officers try to get to
this person and surround him.
Well, you have the helicopter overhead, which is relaying that
information to the ground units and hopefully there are some
ground units in the area.
There's one there was already in and to the second or attempt
to felony stop.
Well, you saw the danger. It put one of the customers. She
immediately walked over to the entrance to talk to someone
about maybe what's going on. So now you've got officers
and here he goes. He's he's out and gone again. I'm a little surprised, Bruce, that
officers weren't responding more quickly in that moment. But because, as you
mentioned, they're generally in even in monitoring mode, tracking mode, they're
still in the neighborhood. Yeah, you wouldn't have thought they'd have more
matters from 45 to 17. However, you are transitioning from one station
area. So maybe watch commander and on difference of what they
want to do on this and told those officers, hey, don't get involved. But the other mission
units, you can get involved. Yeah, it is. There is so much that's being choreographed
behind the scenes, Bruce, which is also quite fascinating because you have a watch commander.
So take us through. You have one watch commander that's been sort of calling the shots on
this. And then there's a whole group of law enforcement that are just waiting on
the word for what to do. Now, now this, you can now see the driver on Valjean Avenue,
going now going through a residential stretch, which is makes it even more dangerous for anybody in this area, Bruce.
Yeah, very much so. You know, going back to your points, you have a watch commander who's asking for a certain information. Road conditions, speed,
bulk, type of climb. And those are all factors involved to let the pursuit go or to cancel it and go into a surveillance mode.
Okay now we see this suspect driving aggressively through these side streets but
what people might not have seen when we first came on to this was when he entered the four
five freeway down the wrong way that's this moment here on your right that is that happened at
about two minutes before 11 and you can imagine the sheer terror for all of us watching this
when he started at this point going the wrong direction onto the freeway and you'll see
that he made this quick U-turn. I think even in his agitated state of mind at that point he
realized he had made a bad move. And you'll see it coming up right here. Yeah. What were you going
to say Bruce? I was going to say and luckily you'll see as the police continues he made a U-turn
and it seems the traffic let him do that without any kind of incident. Yeah that nobody luckily
the where the where this happened nobody was right there because that you saw the driver being very
cautious when you saw the semi trucks right there so that approaching vehicle able to stop and get
out of the way because he was going to look like he was going to pop up on that freeway but then
there was a few big trucks but again we're watching this driver now navigate residential
streets and there's some speed bumps this area to slow down cars so you saw him having to
go, but just brute, I thought it was going to be a little bit more.
At this rate of speed, he hits one of those speed bumps, he can lose control of the car
very easily.
And again, you're in a neighborhood now, and so you're at a point where luckily most
people are either at work or at school, but you still have people who are going
to be out and about at 11 o'clock.
So this driver, it's kind of hard to keep up.
Our map is going to be a little, it's kind of at 7, it's a little bit behind
sometimes, but he's making so many quick turns.
another officer right there maybe just even happening upon this but that is an
odd move that's very odd trying around to get behind the officer and now there's
an officer behind him so this is when it gets a little bit tricky wondering what
this person is going to do officer in front which is not a safe place to be
for the officer and officers behind and then they just took the the artery that
that was not. So you have police officers in this area. This driver doesn't seem to
know where they are driving. What do you think they're going to do now?
It means that the box is further up, which is getting out of the box. Well, they're
going to inform the area with the unit, meaning that in that geographic area, they'll ask
all the units to kind of come into that area and hopefully final with suspect and
no go with that or into doing a stop. Well one thing that we have noticed is
he's now starting to drive on a couple of repeat streets so he's kind of been in
this space I saw that that one looping street there so if he starts making some
the more frequent transports.
So what about a trovement that finds the vehicle with some acid?
If he gets on common streets, they're
going to be in front of him in the Northridge area,
Plummer and Gothic.
So if he makes a couple of moves where he goes back
over a familiar path, that's going to really give an advantage
to authors who are in that area.
Hards, like blooms.
Yeah, very much so.
There is a two on a big street like Plummer.
it's a wide street, so if they may have the chance to do it, they could try a pit maneuver.
Yeah, it does seem like that. A moment ago, it seems like there was a possible opportunity.
I certainly don't want to act like I know what I would do, but it looked like they were getting
close when the driver was trying to figure out what to do. But again, you don't know if there
is a weapon in this car. We know it's a burglary suspect, but again, what they're
the car was suspected in a
crime. So now on plumber he's
going right through an
intersection again and that
that's the kind of thing Bruce
that you're you're terrified
of when this person stops
obeying the traffic laws,
which in many cases he's been
doing. But when he starts
showing that kind of
behavior that that really you
feel like the officer's got
to get more engaged and
get more involved in the
crime. And that's the
first thing that's going to
happen is that the person
stops obeying the traffic
get more engaged and I'm not trying to say the officers aren't engaged but maybe
more proactive is trying to end this actively. Well the other thing too is
I remember a couple years ago, in the valley they changed some of the speed
laws so 35 mile an hour streets became 45 and streets like Plummer became a
45 so people are going through the intersections at a higher rate.
I'm trying to figure out this car is going back into the residential area looks like they're
slowing down but it could be just my perception but it looks like they're slowing down probably
trying to either figure out where they're going to get together.
You just never know did they have full time to go and start this one and then the pursuit
happened.
Well to your point that makes me wonder if that was the reason for pulling into the
the arco. Right. He may be, but you can see he still is driving in and out of
traffic a bit there. You know, Plummer in in one direction, he's going to end up
basically kind of running into the area of Cal State Northridge, heading in the
other station, you know, other way he's going to run in to the Sepulveda
Valley Medical Center. So there's the gas station video. Now I don't think he
was there long enough to get gas and when Soonest Police showed up, he
he took off again.
So it does, if I'm looking, can we tell,
okay that looks like he's gone into the area
near Cal State Northridge, as I was mentioning a moment ago.
So he has traveled all the way down
into the area of Cal State Northridge.
If I'm accurate on this map here.
I have lost him, have we?
Cause they have to watch out for the Van Nuys Airport,
right?
He has to have those traffic restrictions,
But again, we're gonna get back our eyes
on this pursuit suspect as well.
But again, we saw this person making
some very, very dangerous maneuvers.
And so authorities absolutely,
whether it's the LAPD or if they get on the freeway,
the CHP, they are gonna wanna pull this person over,
but they don't know if he's armed.
Well, we're waiting for Van Nuys air traffic controllers
to let us move through their airspace.
But Bruce, is LAPD in the same boat?
have air traffic following this. What kind of procedures do they have to go through to get
through the same airspace? Although they're a lot lower. Yeah. Yeah, very much so. They're bound by
the FAA rules of flight restrictions due to Van Nuys Airport and also Burbank Airport as that's
a thoroughfare for the planes coming into Burbank. I just forgot some additional information.
When he pulled into the AMPM, he actually did pump some gas.
He gasped!
And we've seen it in like the last three pursuits.
Yeah.
There was the guy with the motorcyle.
Oh my god, no!
He drove away with the hood still in the car.
Six thousand!
That video on the right is where he entered the 405 three-way heading in the wrong direction,
which was terrifying for a moment.
It really was.
And then Bruce, again, that driver obviously didn't have enough time to get a bunch
in the car. So it does lead you to believe that they were desperate. They
were really on empty on fumes. So they will quickly be back on fumes because
they couldn't have had that we were seeing them go into that. We cannot see
them actually get out of the vehicle and pump gas. But he has intel on the
inside side. So Bruce wouldn't it wouldn't that lead you to believe
they were only in there just for a minute or two. So in order to get
gas that quickly that put their credit card in. I didn't know how they
Coulda do it that quickly.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Log me, bitch!
Log me!
Yeah, yeah?
I just got to the front of the QX and it put me to the back my GPU is unstable apparently
oh yeah I'm still on the driver's out there right now
No no don't do that he's gonna crash into OBS
Is it?
Oh I mean just
Yeah don't do that don't do that don't do that don't do that
No no he's gonna crash into OBS
Will stop encoding
Yeah but you're on 2kid though right Brad?
Yeah yeah oh yeah I should be fine man
Yeah yeah if you're on 2kid you're fine
I'm not on 2kid
Watch out are you gonna fall as well?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing a shit, I don't give a fucker.
I got X, I got in at the same time as you and it kicked me to the back of the line.
It's just luck whatever you get until good weather nuts
Some drops on how well if it doesn't is yet
How she gets you to me that before
far
wait really wait she's trying to catch the person
wait bro no i mean there were i mean
there's a little motorcycle i'll swallow them i swear to god they try to get in the car and the car
hold off on him these guys have been dumb what is LA I don't see the drop thing I see it this is
literally a roleplay service I think that my day I'm gonna get my shit
bro LA on ironically needs a Batman vigilante whoa whoa whoa what wow I tapped in and almost
Let's catch my gamer. Hold on.
I'm trying to correct my thing.
Hold on. Hold on.
Can I get my kills and go to drops man?
Cannot authenticate it, what?
Oh wait, the game actually looks good, what the fuck?
It does.
Wait, what the heck?
It's not bad at all!
Oh, I need a warehouse.
Can I authenticate? Why not?
Should I do your jobs if I'm not connected?
Let me sell out. Bro, don't waste my time on this shit.
let me just put this in in full screen
oh they actually have a book to say in this book what the fuck okay welcome to
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Now that that's finally over, you can head across the hall and start your training.
I'll find none of this equipment, Vendor.
You'll find these guys standing next to Wendell's posters across background.
He's saying so.
Okay, it's accurate.
Grab a little cane and some ammo from him.
Let's get started.
I know you've done this before, but I need to see what's going on.
Of course you are the best.
When you're ready, fire at the target.
With the right ammo, bullets can easily penetrate weaker materials.
Like glass, wood, cloth, or this thing.
Hit the target through the wood.
See if you're...
...so it worked.
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all causing bullets to ricochet fire at the edge of the container and watch the bullet rebound
at the water wait the the driver of the high-speed chase is being messed on
he's getting stream sniped by the way did you watch that or no
Okay, yeah, I'm not even blazing or hatch like adding but the connection looks good
But what facts are we using exactly I don't know
What do you think?
What do you think?
The lone star state brother?
What lone star state?
Slot 4.
That's alright.
From the top window.
Good work. Now, go back to the
case of an Elm Man.
Some more.
All this gear makes you harder to kill. It also adds weight, making you slower and less agile.
All of the lean is very little.
Open your inventory to see if it's done.
Wait, Max speed, no effect like this. Oh wow, that's pretty bad. Jesus Christ.
Wait, Super Heavy is terrible! Oh my God, it's terrible.
They arrested the Stream Sniper.
What?
they arrested the stream sniper before the actual chaser
what it takes
okay lowkey though i'm not really responsible i said that individual
at the before he did that i did not
yeah this big
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i just don't spell
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makes the process way faster. Grab a resuscitator from the vendor's iron selection and see for yourself.
Can I get a welcome to the butthole?
Yeah, drive that guy away from the danger before resuscitating.
Hold on, I'm close. One K.
Dude, what is this?
Oh my god.
So, say something.
Are you coming out?
So that I can put my camera in a bit spots.
They're making everyone wait in a two hour queue so you can't really find them.
I
The final room
Yeah
straight away. They're chasing the guy and he's a piece of unbroken suspect.
You can't fucking stop me!
Right? Then the path to this made the reckless a future.
I'm gonna fight for God now.
Jesus.
Oh no! The top ten suspects who've sworn.
I mean he's just micro-looting. It's a micro-chaser.
The item's safe.
Yo, get out. Get out now if you go through the door.
Not in a legal U-turn
So I'm building an hammer.
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Next to the cross.
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A Ford Base
The FOB Felix
No training.
Open the farm and try to hammer into your special iron slot.
Slot three.
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Alright.
Where's my slot three?
There you are.
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There's one.
Ah, that's two.
That concludes your training.
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let's go to a 39
is that 39 wait can we have time right you from here or no
Oh, just go through that man.
Is this the one?
Deploy 39, 39.
33 months, Gansin.
Alright, I'm on 30.
Is this 4?
39, bro, there's this for people in it.
He's toast for that.
39, 39, 39, he's toast.
49 or 39?
I'm going to go back to team.
No, do that.
Wait, hold on. Is this set in stone, actually?
I think the X keeps the L.
Because I think it's... I don't know if it's like...
I don't know if it's set in stone.
Oh, north side, you can take off.
Oh, what's that, man? Can I have my gun?
Opposition 8.
North America, East 39, yeah.
We can't make like a squad, bro. What the fuck?
this scouts
i can't buy it i can't i'm not allowed to buy habits
i can't move
now what
What is this like, though?
Oh no, I'm stuck.
I'm not in yet, so...
I only got one mag, am I more?
I got canceled twice.
You're like five mags.
Standard loadout.
Come back any time.
I didn't know how many mags I had.
Let's make sure you have 200-10 rounds.
Hey rookie have a discount because I have no money
Do you have any money?
The shots in case
I guess I only bought one bag here
It's still the producers were too slow
Oh there are you please here's
No, not possible
You just join that oh my god
And we're the edge ammo
You leave the base with no ammo. Yeah
Yo, everybody's got some ammo?
Hello?
I've got some mags, Loki.
Hey, yo, mag mags, can you give me one mag, please?
Are you guys using the same gun?
Yeah.
No, we're not.
Actually, we're on the other side.
Sub, I don't have any mags.
So, you gave me a good loot on enemy?
You know what you are? You're a cannon fodder.
You have to run to the front so you can break the shots with them.
That's what I do. That's what I do.
Thank you man. I'm running with the T20.
Is that pipes I just heard, I heard pipes.
So you hear pipes.
Wait so can you not make a spawn on all of this or no?
Well I think you can yeah.
We have to do it right here.
It's right here, red's not here, fucking big is being scoffed.
I
Almost died almost like it yep, you can tip your friends
Oh my god, oh my god
When mag where I also did I was in the mag man
guys I need mags and meds please guys I got nothing please help me this guy
chose the team no ammo just yeah I need meds and ammo please guys
I forgot meds too yeah but he's got extra meds extra meds
yo I'm here guys I miss got meds or ammo please
I'm not gonna lie when Vegas gets in with my absolute server.
On roof stuff, on transit!
I need ammo and meds!
Bro, there's no getting in.
Red and I are in the back of the line.
Yo, meds and ammo please, man!
I got a thing!
We're red spotting, either.
No, we're both at 30 plus thousand, and it's no one's moving.
Hey, Sergeant!
I need ammo and meds!
Please, I'm right here!
Anything!
I have nothing!
and
gues and
uh...
i am a lot of
I
Got a kill
This is it was ten thousand dollars or one thousand
Oh my god, I had one inch be literally 53 months Wow
Wow.
Wait, are you going to play back in Vegas?
Yeah.
Hey, rookie, have a discount.
You know they made like a, like a why you shouldn't buy the game?
The trailer?
No.
The game was actually funny.
Uh, how do you add more?
I think you need a backpack so you got to get a backpack for your ball this way you
might want to make the most of this discount.
I'm in now.
Nice.
Okay, I got it.
I don't normally do this but so you got all the M on the meds.
No storage.
Deletes.
I wouldn't love you to military.
oh yeah now I'd love that
now how do I go into the battle
I'm gonna go on I mean I'm what I'm what I'm gonna win you so
all the way ahead we have helis you are done helis
I'm gonna have to go on her fuck me
I
Son
I
You're in
I just want to shoot 39.
I'm lying, we have 39.
Ah, let's see that! Don't crash!
I'll try and not...
This guy does not fly.
Can I shoot to the front? Do I have anything or not?
Right.
No, you can't.
Oh, you can't, you can't.
Yeah, you can't.
Wait.
Let me know both of them later.
No, you're shooting a box next to you, so it's probably not registered.
It's probably not registered.
Guys, I'm in. I fucking did it.
Good job, guys! I don't know server!
Next, we're gonna take a walk and get in.
If you're a juicer, leave the queue.
We'll just go and join our server.
Yeah, I think you should do it.
I'm going on a server because I've been at one position for ten minutes basically.
Oh
You're not gonna need anything no, no, I'm like I'm in queue for the server like
I go to
Make a remake squad and a lobby guys guys go to 59 East East East 59
Wait, bro, I'm stuck in the clothing
You'll be fine to get in there you're gonna get in there
Is that 59?
Yes, 59 East
I'm mad
Are you in?
No, I'm on the wrong region
I don't live there
It's low, it goes full
I can't, I can't
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'm seeing, I'm seeing
Did I get this full?
It's not full, it can't be
Oh, am I on the right one?
What?
Okay
Wait wait wait
Wait, what why do I not see any servers on my list good regions
Okay, North-Mercie East, I have it on. Be fresh. Okay, I'm ready.
Anybody here? We're gonna go to 61, ready? Go down, 61!
Oh
We should make a party right?
Yeah, what's wrong with doing red red red?
100 people just joined us only snipers is it full cake
What from nine to a hundred wait you didn't join no I'm in I'm in but you can see the number when you're loaded in
You were from night to night.
Good to be here. Always enjoy it.
I'm gonna squad you. I'm gonna squad you.
I'm gonna squad you. I'm gonna squad you.
Everyone's a sniper.
Join Brother One Reddit.
I can't join. It's locked.
It's locked. Ask. Ask. Ask.
Ask to join it.
It's really shorter.
Our question.
I requested to join.
I'll say the ads.
yeah uh yes you do yet do yet as yet as the end this yep you're both in the
moment go go no no no no no no no no no as you man
minute I was spam clicking it and then when you accepted me exed it put me like
another squad popped up when my mouse was clicking and it's only the one you
know all that man
What's that? How many people are in our fucking cell? What's going on here?
So, uh, here we need, well, we need backpacks, don't we?
The whole squad is here!
Uh...
Anybody got 10k? What can you do with 10k?
Have you ever played this game before?
Play this game...
I've played these games before!
Hey!
Oh, bro, we could buy, we could buy, like, this shitty stuff.
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know how to do it.
How do you speak to, uh, approximately?
Uh, Jay. Jay, Jay for Squadron.
Yo, you gotta follow the helicopter to the lab, coach.
You're doing amazing, by the way. Thank you so much.
You gotta stroke their ego so they won't crack the helicopter on purpose.
They're going to the Hansel, actually.
I
brother you squished somebody
i'm very careful
so we got out too early and
we jumped them up under the legs
yo
what is it
what is this
what is this
why i thought you could have a vibe
hold on
that was close
I've never flown before. I'm making it work. Are you guys in the hot zone? Yeah, I'm flying.
Yes, I'm in the hot zone. I'm not a lie. I'm the furthest in it is and it is on the middle of a bunch of passengers on me.
I'm taking this very seriously. Yeah, X, you are the furthest bro. I'm not a lie.
I'm trying to get you down. Well, are you guys at CZ? Yeah, yeah. No, no, X is on tour.
I
My god, I had one bullet loaded it I reloaded and killed two after that
Unbounded I'm flying a helicopter. I'm fucking stuck
20 round mags that's why I okay wait we're off it here it's only me and him
I
The hot zone's coming for they're gonna come this way they're gonna come to the door on your left
My old animals empty
They're right outside his door. I can't I can't get them
We guys that we're inside. We're holding off inside this little area. You should see us on the blip
He's on your shock left.
I got the rest.
I got the rest.
I think I see him.
I got the rest.
He's fucking shit.
Do you have a reser?
I'm coming.
Do you have a pocket favor reser?
Bro, he's way gone.
We're not.
It's over?
Okay, I'm flying away then
Wait, you're still in spawn?
Yeah, I'm still in spawn
I have a lot of money and everybody's in shit
Yeah, he has his loot bodies and we can get better back as well
Bro, how do we save like a loadout?
Motherfuckers
Um, hold on
I'm lucky killing this shit
If I'm done I think I've not crashed in five minutes guys like this is good
usually it's the first 10 seconds of the hardest maybe but lose time only me oh
yo can you hear me local now what's up bro I got I got I got healing for us okay
I'm coming almost that spot okay I'll put you guys up
attachments I don't think I don't think I've had enough to
Yeah, you have to get a level four bro
It's like would you look under the like under your armory it says oh yeah that gun can't get attached right you cannot have attached with a
Neckon, but like you have to be level four. Yo, Vegas is getting here. So I'm waiting for you
I'm waiting for you to get out of here. I'm gonna get the guy that land this John. Wait. I got I got I got
Resequipment also for us. Yeah, but that's not how I did put this on it. I'm playing
I'm landing let me figure it out
Okay, I think you want a single fire, I'm not gonna lie, versus a single fire, because I know what you lose, I'm a defensive.
Yeah, but you have to get out of the mindset of reloading every single time you kill somebody.
Yeah, because I'm not gonna lie.
I put two guys on one HP, and I just died it.
Is that you?
Yeah, that's you.
We got a car.
No, they're gonna hide under the shade.
They're gonna hide under the shade.
No, I locked it. You guys ready?
You ready?
I think I can make it squat only or something
Go go go
They were in the game by launch on
Okay, I think the trick is to bring a loose ammo
I think maybe even I think maybe even use some in your quickslaughts
Oh, we've been getting exp if you level up our definition
Yeah, we are we I made some good
The flying is really fun in this game. It's like really interactive
Okay, I don't lock that while you're here. Oh, you can't you have to wait till you're in a safe zone
What do we drop you off at just go to me all the time. I do what I did in it
Like I'm not a lot like right here. Yeah, let me work on it
I don't know how to go down properly
It's just, it's just
Hold control, no?
I am, I have a gun
I am
Next time we take a car, yeah?
Yeah
We're at this warehouse, looks good
I think we'll get it
We're gonna start out, we're good
We're gonna start out, we're gonna start out
Let's go, let's go, let's go, fly, fly
Oh my god, Vegas
There we go
Okay, dad
I'm trying to go down, dude, I'm trying
Hey, get out!
Get out!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
I'm getting out. I'm flying away. I can't get them out of here.
There's technology here.
I have it! I have it! There's a little bit of information.
So, it's too warm on East. 93. 93. East or East.
Yeah, I'm getting out of here.
Get in! Get in! Get in!
But we're already in the zone.
I didn't see much of a check. It's my bad.
but it actually gets hit
we actually made money
yeah i asked like uh bring people to the zone and you make one you make the money
what the fuck
let's go let's go go
let's try to just work on the decisions and then
i think hellies are really OP i'm gonna try and get better at this for a few minutes
I think it's at GOP
Keep on that one, on the big oil rig, keep on the oil rig
Big, big, big rig, big rig
I'm just gonna go in the middle here
Enemy heli, enemy heli, drop it, run it down a little
You drop it, you drop it, run it down to your X, run it down to your W
I'm sorry, oh my god
And stop shooting at us
Don't go to the open, that's alright.
How do you feel Max?
Oh I'm doing it, doing it.
Oh are you here in front of me?
Where?
Where?
I'm fine I'm on the overall.
Is he pushing?
He's pushing.
He's pushing.
he's pushing, he's pushing it. Wait, are you? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, man, is he friendly
fight the homie gang? I mean, he said he was coming in. No, he did push you though,
I think so so why don't they not see him coming in if he was right there
Are you guys dead? Yeah, yeah, I'm in fun. I'm in fun already. I'm already on the ground. Hold on
I need to do something. I'm getting better
I need broke the thing is I need to say this loadout, bro
I don't know how to fucking save it. You try bringing supplies than this thing. I'm using flies
We should get supplies to get a spot like this thing is we need an FLB
How about it? You can change your class here.
Guys, there's a bunch of room in here. You can buy shit and cut it in my heli and then get it out. Take it out.
58 months feels old, man.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
Good. Good. Good.
I wish I could just do the loadouts so that he can click buy, you know what I mean?
Loose ammo
Okay
Are you all you can pick all non squad members get in my heli?
Okay, we might last load out again. I mean I didn't see that so I mean yeah
Make it in my heli not the other one. Hi. We need
Don't wait. Wait. Don't we need like a Ford operation base or like don't we need that? Oh my trip. No such animal
Nice, well, I don't know
We need that right so we can spawn closer
But what was I gonna get around in my helicopter Dean?
I put supplies on my heli
support ABS capability a swung holdable re-production at minus pre-production it
is good wait so so you can choose your I mean I can choose a classic pilot support
driver for recon medic
We gotta get to the towers.
Is there anything that that that that this stuff specifically gives you?
So, okay, okay, do you see those support operations that we have?
Right?
Where?
Like, um, like, oh, I see it, I see it, like, yeah, those are like, you know, basically
operations.
Yeah, they go into the circle!
Oh!
I feel like he's bad.
How?
I'm gonna take you to that fob, okay?
I'll start the zone right on one foot.
Yeah, we could go inside there and then kind of, uh, we could go inside there
and then kind of, uh, we could go inside there and then kind of, uh, we could
outside the zone right on one foot yeah we could go inside there and then kind of
things coming from there you know because we get spawned in and we could
get like different like things also
yeah what should I have a hot job what's gonna make you big yeah learning
Really hard
I'm dying.
I'll work and just shit. Oh my god, we're gonna die.
Aw, bitch.
I'm okay. I'm surviving right now, sorry.
No, you can do it. You can do it. You can do it.
I'm gonna do something. I'm not just here.
I'm not just here.
Drop down and drop him.
We're gonna try to buy cyber.
I'm gonna fire him. I dropped the flag. I dropped supplies there.
wait what why oh fuck this is hot
go to the field go to the field and go to the zone go to the zone
greenhouse is all another heavy there's million dollar points guys
i'm yeah i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming
i'm gonna buy air they're not they're not they're not
why we're not making points we're all in the circle is there more i think
We're not yeah that morning is in us. Oh
No, no, no, you get the point. We're dying up. Oh, no, no, they have more that more let's push up
That's close
Oh my god, I'm hit. Oh, I'm hit so hard.
I don't get it.
I'm on the wall. I'm staying here.
That's a bad spot.
I'm working on it.
Yeah, he's still got his eyes on me.
Do we have smoke? Do we have no smoke?
Swag six.
He's dead.
Hop in, boys.
Hold on. I'm doing the ants.
I'm doing the...
The flies.
Oh, he's flanking hard right here.
Watch him.
He's in my wall right now.
He's in my wall right now.
He's on me.
He's in my wall.
I'll see you. I'll see you.
Hold on. I'm with the guy here.
You see where I died? That wall.
Okay.
Make sure to tip your driver. I've never crashed.
Wait! They can shoot through the wall! Stupid! I forgot to!
Yeah, we're dead.
I'm bringing it back up. I'm rising.
Okay, so you need the FLB? Can you respond to FLB?
I don't know
What about a sniper? I didn't mean to go recon her. How do you recon her?
Is that even we got
Wait, wait, no
Hold on
I'm getting I'm getting a car
Yeah, I'm coming back. Give me like a dance one minute. I
Can fly back right now. I'm on the way back unlock the helmets. Yes
Unlock our pretend game oh
Every game is unlocked. Can I get it?
Wait, you can, I think you can buy a parachute, get in my heli, I go high in the backline, fly out. Is that, is that base?
Chat, what up? Is this bulldog, is that, is this no magnet? Is that no magnet?
Yo, how did you unlock, how did you unlock your heli?
I bought from that fan, I think it's in the game.
I think you unlock your armor in the game, but you unlock the tears of armor in progression.
Stop everything and get in.
Goodbye again.
I think you can.
There's gonna be something next.
I can spray it wisely.
Yeah, it's bulldozer.
Okay, do we have a, um, here.
I'm talking.
I'm landing.
So, is that what it spawn faster for the upper?
Oh, there's tanks.
Wait, this is like a super heavy.
Okay, wait.
I'm landing in a little bird.
Ready?
Come here.
What?
I'm landing in a little bird.
Okay, wait, wait.
I'm landing in a little bird.
Ready?
Come here.
What?
What?
Get in my way.
There's a super-hitter there though.
Yeah, I'm coming.
Go, go, go.
I'mma slow it down.
Where are you guys gonna go?
Wait, how did you switch classes? What the fuck?
I don't know. I just clicked.
Where'd you go, mate?
Uh, wait. What am I supposed to do now?
I guess doing an action gives you rank of that nature
Like I'm getting quick now. Where do you guys want to go?
Yeah, yeah
Guys, if you use a sniper and you get fender skills, if you use meds, you get many skills
If you drive, you get better skills, does that make sense?
Okay, but why are we doing so bad?
Why are the juicers not helping like if they want to snipe and throw the team go calcify well
I mean you didn't get it in the zone the whole time though
Like we're not really doing much it I think once you have it always have a football. It's a lot easier
I mean I would say I mean hard I'm gonna put over. Oh, it's okay. We'll make it
It's learning how to play the game
Yeah, I like that
I've already been putting people down there
I'm gonna go lay some pipe
Right you're gonna like flying in this game. I'm sure it was
Well, I'm actually getting how much one do you guys have?
Man, we're gonna go to the zone
Yeah, we're in the zone buddy. No, no, no, no the zone is a zone in the zone
oh you saw it. wait can we make the the points by being really high in the air
but in the circle as a group of five? who's shooting here?
everybody's using sniper like across the map but like get in there man. can you
get points from being in the air in the circle? I don't know I think you're getting
times because I'm not though. no I'm getting points I'm saying can I give
us points like we're five people in the sky box but we're in the circle
Did we get points?
A supply crate
What?
Why did I buy that?
You're gonna like flying in this game
It's just really good
Oh, I didn't, bro
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
Dropbox in a row
No, no, crap
EG control
Where did it go further up?
I mean, if that was a flimhole, man
Make it where your mouse can go
Yeah, look how far back we are man, what are we doing?
Shot side, close right, close right, I mean...
I see him, I see him, I see him, I see him, I see him
There's another one, there's another one, there's another one
I see him
Drop them, drop them, drop them
Left side, left side
I think they're on the uh oil rigger brother brother ex the people next to you I know I'm
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I get it.
He's stuck in a void.
He's stuck over there.
Responding.
I'm in spawn waiting.
What do you guys...
You want me to bring supplies, guys?
I can bring you ammo.
You want me to bring you ammo?
I don't know what the supplies do yet, though.
No, it's a box of anything you want.
I drop it off with you.
thing you want can go in the box oh I can like buy a gun for you okay what
ammo you guys using what green he said over here are you guys using green
What's up?
What are you doing?
Where's my gun?
The ground?
I'm in Helly here, Dean.
Give me one second. I just need to figure out where I buy my gear. The guy said it's over here somewhere
You hear me
Okay here gear
I don't see where the shit's at.
Where?
Where?
How beautiful they're up there.
I'm gonna get my gun back in.
I
My gosh, you still be there, right?
I was gonna
How I'll out you back you back
I
Mortal left
It's cheap
What I don't you coming in
Got a thing I got a thing I got my gun to spawn
I was right here no I was here it's gone
I
Know anyone else gonna get in get in bro. Oh someone just crashed
You know anyone else
I
Usually get a flying
Ouch
Like a hedgehog but I think so then if you don't have it it makes like 10 minutes
That's under you guys what?
Yo I have a resident pocket so you want to rescue me?
Pronged up, you need to prong that they're gonna kill you.
I got TK'd.
You're Dean, are you here?
I got you.
This is the EDB.
I have TK'd.
I have TK'd.
I'll set my follow to you.
I'm here.
Sorry.
You want me to bring you to X?
No.
I do not bring you to X.
Is it X that?
No.
I do not bring the next step. Oh, no, I'm gonna get spot. I'm not everybody else
I can do that. I know you can't because we won't come in the ring is us like what's
That he makes a couple of other things like I like what is wrong with the guys
I'm not gonna go to hell I'm dead where I'm flying away
we're on their farm we're on their farm I see my dimension
damn it someone bigger helly than mine do I suicide ram it
I'm ramming their heli it's a big one come here bitch
I know I know we go I'm pushing
Wait, I'm not my family.
I think I should have actually...
Pushing one, yeah, pushing one!
Two in there!
All right, all right, come down, get down!
Two, two, six, nine, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right!
Yeah, I love those double shots, it's a good point.
Guys, there's those going away and we're like doing really bad here, we need to push up.
I'm right behind you gang.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
See if I can attack the mags on mags, I believe.
This is for Crouch, no? Yeah, this is for Crouch, right?
I look up there again?
You fucking idiot.
You don't have a rotor, dawg?
You don't have a fucking rotor.
Yo, you don't have a rotor. What are you doing?
What the fuck
I think she thinks I'm dead
Bro, what a worst team game
What the?
I'm being hit
Dead
I'm drowning!
You better use your hands, what?!
Are you kidding me?
Yes, I'm drowning!
I'm in the pickup truck!
Oh, I'm in hell, come on!
Okay!
I'm drowning!
I'm drowning!
I'm drowning!
I'm drowning!
I'm in the pickup truck!
Oh, I'm in hell, come on!
Okay!
I'm in the helicopter.
Okay.
We're shopping right from the right side of here.
What the fuck is happening with the heli?
What the fuck is happening with the heli?
Yeah, do you think you can pick these things with it?
Where?
Oh, it's friendly.
I'm alone here guys, I'm alone on a bender!
They're all around me, they're all around me, I'm the last guy in front of you.
I'm gonna grab it.
What is this? What is this drawing mechanic? Fix it
I'm there
I'm in the hot zone kill people are you on foot I end up
Good for my overall progression though. No chat. I think they give me a lot of xp
Yeah, I'm gonna get spot
I'm alone, I'm on JD.
I'm up to you with a car.
I'm in the car on your right.
Yeah, heard.
I'm just in the field.
It's like PUBG bro.
Yeah, I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I
Gear wait is that your over?
I'm climbing this bitch. Yo, no, but fuck it. Oh my god. I'm not everything I'm on busing now
All right, we're taking this I'll do
uh
Wait, I don't have enough money for this
I'll pay all the views
I'm not flying some other guy, but let's see what's going on here.
I have aura locked now. I have AK unlocked. I'm busting it.
That's shit.
Oh, they look good at assaults bang bang bang
Ah, what level do I check? How do we get a scoper at level 12?
Where is everyone
Enemy heli any how come in a modus Dean?
Okay, chat. I'm gonna land to it. It's full. It's full
it's full
I'm not a lot of scoping in that
Like if I use this in G and I get off the right it's gonna put on the other one
Where am I though? Oh my god, let me in the house on it. Oh, I hit them. Yeah
I got you. Oh, this is Christmas the fucker
You're in this children are you too left? Yeah, we are going to break down
Oh my god, I got shot at since I got out like yeah, we're like and here we actually can check like that single type is gonna or auto
We can get second place. I think it's just sale tappa. Yeah, we have we have to get
It's uh
No, we have to go to the hot zone man
We'll be back when it's less here a second ago and it moves
Yeah, it's alright
Just hang on there, okay, I'm running over there
Maybe I get the car?
It's real close
We're in a lot of heat layer
I
Think they're coming from the south
Can you use the car cover?
What is up, this is good. We're making points. Yeah, we got points. We got points. We're about to be second soon
All we had to do is understand the fucking game
Shots, shots are fine, that is not us.
Come on, get behind here.
I don't have a scope, so I can't fire that.
I'm walking over.
I'm gonna come over there.
No, no, no, no, no, come back out of there.
There's those going to get out of the direction.
Get out of there.
I understand.
I'm holding a head peek on them.
It's about a G.
My diagram push across
No
I'm in debt now actually out of the money. I got a loan shark at the cellar
He up so good at the rich ass
You need them or you you need to get healed right now
Thank you
I don't drop this bitch.
G, G, G, G.
I didn't give you a folder bomb.
Where?
I dropped it.
I dropped it.
No, I didn't.
What the fuck?
Disappeared.
They're near, they're near.
I got him.
You can't have it on me no more.
OK.
Oh, they're in the containers and shadows.
Shit up.
Are you there again?
Whoa, whoa.
OK.
Where are you?
Four.
OK.
Guys, the whole thing, the zone,
that's coming up on us.
I think maybe we should move up on it before.
Yeah, we should a little bit.
Right there, right there, right there.
I think I'm down.
Moving up.
There's people near me.
Are you fired up there, Axe?
I'm fine.
Yeah, there's like three people.
There's people near it, I'll be on the other side.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Come on, come on, come on.
I
I'm going to shut up.
I'm going to shut up.
We spread out pretty thin, bro.
We spread out pretty thin.
I'm clutched.
The smoke is going to be covered.
A litre just went straight up like there's no wind.
I
Did I know that I mean it goes on
Those young away
What I didn't I didn't see him I thought I was friendly
Yeah, we should have moved on to the trailer, uh, uh, uh, trail, uh, train out.
Wait, so how do you, uh, rebuy last loadout?
That's awesome.
Yep.
Wait, I'm zeroed out as well.
Oh, another newbie.
Well, I have, basically, no money.
Well, by the little, that's hot.
Can I give you guys money?
I, I, I, I got it.
I'm gonna help you.
I guess you're off to the, just, uh, you guys want to pull up in a car,
or what?
Uh, cabins are specific to your gun, I think.
Okay.
I guess you're off to the just
You guys wanna pull up in a car or what?
I have to be specific to your gun, I think
I need 5k for this
I'm in debt again, I'm in debt again
Is that you Vegas?
Where?
In Hilly
No, I'm on the ground right now
Dude, I keep getting loan sharks man
It's annoying
I think I just blew it up on the ground
I got a car also, so okay, let me get in the car
So that I unlocked the scope of how what is it like general?
Hopping in the GMC. Oh, it's general progression. Make it squat only you can make it squat all idea
How do I do that?
L, that's fine, you can see it.
There you go.
No, no, I'm sure that the game will do it for you, like...
Right?
You want X off of the wood, man?
No, no, I'm not on the heli, I'm going to dog zone.
Alright, alright.
Banana.
Look at some of those YGZ.
What is that, 30 players? I mean, it's well, what?
Oh, in the zone, right?
Yeah, 30 in the zone?
What if I have somebody in the zone?
What? 18 people in the zone?
They're 31!
Yeah, they're 27!
What if I have half of them?
Let's put in those things for once we get a stab at them.
Oh, because Yellow Town's double up there.
No, but you know what's the thing though?
We can put up and sneak with the enemy team.
We're both still far behind.
Oh my god, we're gonna get...
Like a lot bro just like three GMC's rolling up towards the zone like this
I'm really like kind of crazy my initial preference is oh Dean come on bro me
I'm gonna call triple A.
Be good?
Okay.
I hit you in the presence of this game.
I'm gonna shoot that, I'm gonna shoot that.
It's like a good A since it's all an A.
Dead.
Zero and down.
One C.
Have them, have them, I forgot.
I'll go look this guy.
The thing is I don't want to go in.
Like, can you mark where we have like a lease,
Okay
You're gonna follow the road all the way keep going fucking send it and then you're gonna hit up you're gonna hit
We're going east to west right we're gonna you're gonna get a north to south road then go left
Blow through this first
what's the fuck and then next intersection go left way later yeah blow
through this town and then we go see an inventory okay yeah keep going to hit a
big road we're stalling
That's kinda cool though, no?
What in the way?
How do you know?
How do you know?
Got any rest?
Get me out!
Got him?
I should put a slower.
I should put a slower.
What's up, bitch?
Thank you, man.
Pop it out.
We hit the right.
They got angles on the right.
They got angles on the right.
We're pinched, we're pinched, we're pinched.
I'm out of here.
We just hit a lot.
We're getting points.
Yep.
I'm healing.
I'm at P to the corner.
Wait.
He hit the eyes on me.
I gotta get back to the car.
I'm gonna jump up, I think I'm out.
Where is that?
The angle?
No, hold on.
I'll see you.
Got him got him got him. I think I thank God for a thank God over here
Oh my god, I'm a shit again. Just so shit
Listen up listen up on my side
I'm gonna push that I'm gonna be a killer
Yeah, yeah, I'm healing me. This is fucking lit
I am fucking stupid
I'm not going to get your mess, don't get your mess. He's gonna mess me
Yes, it's a good trade. That was a good trade.
Are you good?
Oh, I'm dead.
Where was that from?
Good job, D.D.
East?
Okay.
We'll have a good flink here. I hear my ear by ear by ear by ear. Hey lose heels though.
15k in one second.
What?
Oh my god, he, he's, where's Sean?
He had an MP9.
Oh my god.
The combat is... Bro, I'm not gonna lie to you, hop off boys was pretty insane.
I'm not gonna lie to you if we all hop out of cars.
Like that, bro, we're not gonna go crazy.
Bro, I didn't realize you like it. The gunplay was actually good though.
I was like to park off like I wanted to help an autumn wouldn't happen
I think it's wait
You don't carry your money over game after game right no yeah, you do I don't you sure oh
No, the upgrade the upgrade. I think it's on your on your character. Yeah. Yeah, but we have to hit that level
I have to like min max like reading
Carry money over wait
I
Just bought into a game like you can play if you didn't get the last game
Basically, I mean the thing is I can't yeah, but the thing is does the upgrades go over also or no
Bro, we made so much money there. Oh my god. I'm buying another car
I'm saving my money until I get a high level of action. I'm not a good ass
I need a
I need to go to zone I need to go to zone
We're late
Let me get in Dean
I'm repossessing this vehicle
I'm going to get my own car right now
Where are you going to shoot at?
You can get a bunch
Oh my god, I could go wait a minute
Don't buy anything you buy anything not even don't buy anything
I got a little bird with mini guns
I
Push up go me fuck it
Oh
I spent 50k on this helicopter
Yeah, I'm not getting it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You get it?
We have full control.
Let's populate it.
Let's go.
I'm coming in with 1,000 rounds.
Because, Ali, I'm going to let this shit up.
Oh!
What do we have?
I got them.
Well, this box kills me every time.
Where?
I'm staying up.
Stay up.
Stay up.
Stay up.
Are you seeing it?
It's like it's almost like a
I mean though in battle to just fly
It's gonna be hard to control myself and aim
Okay, you have a fight
Where
I'm gonna run around I can fly over later
I mean...
I think I hear...
Wait, what the fuck?
I don't see anybody.
Did you die?
No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm all the way up.
By the way, oh, there's a shooting point inside the car.
In the gun barrel! In the gun barrel!
Like on some job by shit.
In the reggae! In the reggae!
Little part of it!
Oh you looking whipping this home.
In the tower? Oh is that it?
Wait!
I'm trying to get the eggs.
Oh no! I probably just slide so easy though.
They're ground level. Ground level, thank you.
A lot of guys over there.
They're moving in here. Move, move!
They're coming with you. Where are they at?
Right here, right here, right here.
Go for it, go for it, go for it!
They're right in front of you guys! They're right under the shield!
All of them!
Yeah, please I can't see from there in here
I'm gonna bush
Any how I can go pvp heli is looking now. It's not big
Guys like my shit
Why can you fucking moron?
Look at tower, look at tower.
I can't see them.
They're not picking.
Where?
Here, up here, up here, up here, up here, where is it?
Close, close, close.
Up here, up here.
Up here!
Is that tower?
That tower?
Oh yeah, we're keeping.
I'm at you! I'm at you! I'm at you!
I ran out of bullets. Fuck.
I'm pushing! Pushing!
Oh my god, it's playing a lot where you're aiming.
Oh, you're done top.
Dude, that was a good lean. I mean, I gotta give it to him. I didn't even see him.
I'm as above.
I'm flying now. Wait, the trees are shootable too? No, it shouldn't be.
I
I'm going to try to get up here, okay?
Go, go, go!
I'm going to join this, lucky!
You guys do a lot of leveling up, though, don't you?
Yeah, I'm level 7.
I'm 6 and 4, my man.
So that's was?
I'm just saying.
Um, by the way, I'm like top end, but still kinda low, lowish.
One-third of it.
Oh, I see it.
So when I, so if I, oh.
I'm 9 and 9, 8, 10.
Hold by you guys.
Oh for what? Oh for a position in ranking scoreboard? Yeah, I think I'm doing pretty bad
I'm 48 gang I guess is seven three
But he's doing the hell in for sure JD is 11 and two Dean is five and nine. I mean, it's just
We'll get there we'll get there
Yeah, there's a lot of people pushing this thing right here so I'm like right under here.
Is the new equipment?
I'm like ready for it.
I thought I said it harder to get into the beginning position.
But you got a scope on that thing where that would be nice.
Yeah, I just got it.
It's a little wobbly though, but I think I get this hit.
So this game is probably like...
Just landing in the hospital like a maniac.
Okay, we got guys in there, that's why I'm...
Um...
um
we're not allowed to come in the ring
ah if we if we if we if we go straight down
we're gonna be able to move away from that
does anybody go down past there?
if I go ahead of RPG right now I would be dead
yeah I just need you guys to ping step
I can't see very well
then I can go
yo lower lower lower
Let's go.
Where am I?
The zone's very nearby, very nearby.
Yeah.
I'm not tipping him after that horrible flight.
He can't get that.
In the window by?
The zone's leaving us, game.
Oh my god.
I need to get an ally here.
It's moving so far. Wait.
No, we don't overlock guys.
Well, I have four people there.
I'm here with them.
They're moving up the right side of the building.
He's low.
There's a headshot.
More over there.
Dude, that's just fucking annoying. I'm not just annoying right now.
I'm so fucking annoying!
was a spawner they're gonna get red zero or nuts
yeah well they talked about it they want to make sure you get punished for
going in stupidly not going in that stupid either we're wearing a
in this moment it was just bad it gets on a PC that's what I take a look around
the guy by a hammer
chalk it up go Nick I'm telling we should I'm telling we should drive in
bro that that flight just took forever for us to position so well I can
not buy a lot more don't it but the buttons y'all know you have to back up
a little bit you have to back up one and then you get PC at a point
i can try something here i'm getting a car bro i'm not i'm not playing the whole
unless it's like
oh fuck that i was just gonna give you this one
i was gonna give it in there give me a there
open me up the pc i got a car cross if you want
chat mode for this one's pc
I'm going to take four of them and go on again.
I'm going to do this.
Oh my God.
What is that?
There's drill.
I want to look at a monitor.
I'm accident.
Oh my God.
It's the tower.
What does that give them though?
How do I see them?
Did they get more points for mining in here?
The drills attract the hog zones in a tower once you've controlled it.
Wait, really?
So, do I have a date to run around here?
Yeah, I think it's shit, but like we have the least, least knowledgeable teammates, we
have the most dog shit, I mean, we also suck some energy, but we're not playing
together
They put the rods on the environment so that means we should get a tower then
gosh on it you don't attack the boy the blue tower right here stop yet stop
yet I think we'd ever
I think I see a guy on it.
Yeah, there's a guy there, there's a guy on there.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I put my legs on the way down to the hammock up there
I click the button to get out and as I'm getting out, the hammock just started going up a little bit
No fuckers got me! I'm down!
Thank you man
We need to control this fucking oil, they're kind of...
I
Know there's parachute
it's so fucking hard
where how do we get the rig how do we get it to
don't move
think somebody did it already
no no no we're doing it
oh f**k you
f**k it's out of me
help!
bro it's too
what happened?
it's too hard
wait what the f**k is that?
I'll find me, I'll find me, I'll find me.
He doesn't, why does he act like he doesn't go with it?
Bro, it's four, something's six, five.
Just brute force it.
Is he stupid?
Where, where?
I'm up here, please!
Up here where?
Hold on, I'm down, I'm down, I'm talking to the local.
Sorry, I hate it.
Bro, the zone is not going towards us at all.
Is the finder killed? That's what I did!
So is it a man, then?
The guy was doing 5-5!
When it's 4-something!
I tried 4-5, I mean, why am I wrong?
I'm as...
bro the guy was going 5-5 motherfucker it's four something
he's pulling on me
I ran out of gas and I landed this bitch on a hot road
we got the thing we got the thing it's huge
massive
What was that on my fault brother, I don't understand it. I
Could have really not been wrong. It was written right there. I
Was wrong on the one number out of the out of nine that it could have been there
You're actually coming out of that coming coming go
Hold on
The fall yeah, it's all just gone
It's very unusual by the way
I think this time we come back I'm not getting this other comeback because we have the rig and we'll bring it in there by us
Well, you have to do it for a second, how else are you going to know the code?
What's up, what's up?
Guys, this is like a free window.
I mean, we're closing.
I don't know what's here
If I just hold it like um
Oh my god
Like a hit
What's anybody
We're cooking
There's a sniper to the west 274
I have to go back inside.
Yeah we can go back out the house zone.
Go to the house zone.
I'm inside of it man, I'm inside of it.
I'm inside of it.
Yeah I'm here.
Where they at?
They are on southwest 274, I'm not sure exactly.
They're on the top of the tower but I don't, I don't have a hammer and shit.
Hold on, no we do have that, we do have everything here.
What can I even do here?
We're cooking, we have to zone is insane, it's just a good spot.
I'm trying, I'm playing anti-air, it's a good delivery.
I have to be up in G there. W.
I was okay.
Oh, my bad.
What the guy said I've splined around the fuck?
I'm playing anti-helicopter.
Okay, you're running man, you're running. It's all good man.
Enemy coming, enemy coming, enemy coming!
They are firing at us
What is this?
Oh, I like it, they're not there, what?
Oh, he shot the whole squad here
Okay, we're holding this bitch.
I'm gonna work up and see what we're doing.
I was selling somethings I can't see and I'm doing magazine.
Yo, we're still getting this thing.
Look at the comeback.
We're cooking this.
It's so hard
I'm gonna scout. I wish you could like see how
You'll have to you'll have to ask what it's a knuckle
Looking where they had eaten. I'm here in a heli. Yeah, I see
I see him that whole side. They're here. I'm going to hill on thing. Oh that way. I'm on the wrong squad me
I see
They're wrapping around in this in the street line. Okay, I'm looking
Yeah, yeah, 160
where yeah in here
fucking shooting brown that's right yeah yeah damn where you just ran like that's
where they're all at
the other one right there
not pushing
I want to get back in it
somebody just killed those guys right there
moving moving moving
I'm down over here.
It's near the tree room, right at work. We're on my way.
Watch out, Jack.
I'm gonna hang on back.
Jack, I need help over here.
Oh my god, bro.
Where where where?
You get out of the rig and get to our shit then
and just go for the upper
He gets pushed for there for no reason at all I see
Yeah the
You shouldn't have pushed him there
I'm getting rinsed right now
Yeah they have the fucking tree line
I have fucking scopes so bad
Guys tree line at 130
Yeah, it was unfortunate
And combined as well fuck we're gonna get we should go on northwest
Yeah, I mean it is what it is I give I give us there though surely
I
Think it's death press
I saw the signs monkeys
I'm so laying it. I mean we push backwards when the fucking move the other thing was moving forward and it's gonna kind of come to
I got my enough upgrades now though
I got some good I got some good upgers is then wait. I got nothing here. Oh, cuz I'm not gonna kill us. I guess point don't give shit
No points do give a shit
I don't know. That's a good question.
It points down to shit.
All we kill is them.
And it's just...
They're back here?
Yeah.
We're looking for a pickup, please.
I have JD added, so I was going to add him to the call.
I don't have any transport chopper.
I can do that. I'm just flying guys. Sorry.
Why is it locked?
Who locks the vehicles that they're not using?
It's stupid.
Yeah, I think we gotta do like a push together.
I can't. How am I supposed to fucking...
Oh, we got another drill right here.
This one?
Yeah, get a snap drill.
How? Why get that drive?
Yeah, all I did.
Yo, can I drive?
Fuck no.
Okay.
Now, now, crash.
What is he talking about?
What is he talking about?
What does he talk to me?
Um...
Nope.
Change seat, is that working?
What?
Why does it take me?
Oh, I mean, it's not like you changed seat, what?
I'm coming back right now, I have to do gas up.
All right, go.
Guys, how do you go up on a jumper?
Uh, shift.
Shift is up, it's all down.
Oh
Wait, it's only with it's only with with the with the arrow keys the mouse
You can turn on mouse
It's kind of like hella loose a little bit
fucking green grays.
I work, we're, we, this team is definitely not green brain, buddy.
Definitely not.
Well, if you guys saw how it, how hard it is to fly a heli and
then aim your own minigun for what it was, dude, it's like a
fucking brain place, I don't even know you. It's so hard.
You have like eight different controls on the heli than
trying to aim and shoot while not fucking even practice.
Again? What are the odds, man?
That is better.
Alright, let's go.
How big is your one flying this?
No, I mean I'm alone. How do you know? How do you know?
Lower your collectives to negative.
Who's flying this?
I think I can see from them.
I
It's right across me
Well, I mean I got a little lucky that element I'll be on the really
I
Think you I think you know is down then ass up then
Hold up it's better than going down
It's better to go against the wind but to tell us to go down inside it
It's all right. It's all right
They're sure that
I have no different where I'm gonna be maybe tower
I know I saw them I'm so dead. They're all of me at the wall
fuck so hard
dead
do you think the one in the corner?
do you want to pop off?
I'm here!
I'm coming to stay, I'm gonna res.
Hold what you got. Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna res.
I'm on it.
Left side!
Up there on the wall!
I'm going in, they're dead.
I don't know that guy, sorry. Fuck.
Okay, I don't have. I'm right.
I'm right.
You gotta get him X. He's looking at me.
I'm right there.
Nice.
I'm right there.
I'm up.
I'll be getting the hell out of here man.
I'll be, yeah, I got you.
I got you.
Let's go.
I hear suppressors behind us.
Where? No, no, no, no, please, no please.
I
Thank you, thank you
Let me
Hey
Yeah
I need to get a resume on the body.
I'm landing, I'm landing, you good, you good.
Oh my god
Thanks so much. I can hear you. Yeah, I'm out of that peaking
I don't know how this is gonna happen
The bonus
I
Said yeah, yeah, I'm being I think
That's a harder but I think it's
Mags are much harder. I don't think it would get better mags like with your menu not open. It's so fucking annoying
I run
Okay
82
Where there's one this way where I'm facing X
Looking looking
That's him
What?
I knew the guy here.
Fuck off! I didn't see him. I didn't see him.
Yeah, everywhere.
Yeah, everywhere.
Yeah, I mean, everybody moved up on my position from like years ago.
We'd be here to sit like for an hour.
Oh my god, where?
That was good. That was a good run. That was a lot of points.
Yeah, that's a good little round. Let's go around let me let me check it out. I'm much worse. I got
packing mags six forever, man
Surely I got something good muzzle now
For grip no
Goodbye
Why don't I see why so what so what what I mean I got the thing
Why don't I see rebuy option anymore?
Uh, you have to back up a little bit.
Back up, reset the menu.
Yeah.
Are we fine with this guy, or who are we fine with?
Send it.
They only cost me $300, we're here to see how he's doing.
Come on, come on, go!
Come on, let's see what's happening.
He's the gamer.
Wait, why are you saying that?
I thought you were asking about the game.
As the game I think I'm still like a like a 10 on a bad day
It's fun in MHG now
What's MHG I'm gonna call
What's the MHG spawn a PC we have IPC
Is it good? I think people don't even break them, I think if you know what you're doing, you're going to break everybody with that, don't you?
Or is it like a transport APC?
We should get the drill.
Good flying, good flying, I like that.
Yeah, see, he's doing it. He's doing that thing.
Like, see, he's like, nose down, then ass up, then up thruster.
Better than just going down.
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Okay, okay.
Yeah, good flying from that guy, huh?
Hey, don't give up.
I'm down!
Wow, dude.
Thank you, man.
Okay, I forget what I said.
Oh
We have the zone
We have to okay. I mean should not be incredible. No, okay. It's like all duty
We should get the trail to get the trail
Fuck I don't you push it in
You want to get forget the zone? No, no, no, we'll come back to us and we get the drill
There's another team in there
The Biden in any game
red are using mouse controls for how you know
that makes it 20 times easier for transport but it makes it 20 times harder for
Shut up. I don't know if I'm right. Oh
I can't be
No, no, no, no, he's that that 245 on the hill
Oh yeah, he's there, he's there, redpink, redpink, redpink!
Kelly landing, north-west.
Something's gonna happen to me again!
One squad is gonna come up north-west.
Well, am I not gonna stop?
I'm running south!
Ow, ow, he's jumping back!
He's still there, he's one more time!
Yeah, he's still there, man, so annoying!
Shoot him ass!
Okay, I'm gonna do this.
Oh
That was West right I don't see
Do we have the we have the drill or not we do
Yes, we'll be away I think because I know the drill nearby
What a long game
yeah let's try to get more in there because up
if they get out of here we're fucked
yeah we're taking it off
can we get the drill here maybe?
yeah let's go get it then
yeah go
I need a mini-game as a brute force!
They're up there, they're up here.
Coming!
Are you dead?
Oh yeah?
What's going on with you?
I found our first floor.
What's up?
Big kill, I like coming in.
Big kill, I like coming in.
You can clear.
I need you.
I'm gonna mini-game.
Wait.
I need you.
I need you.
I need you.
I need you.
I need you.
I need you.
I need you.
I need you.
I need you.
I need you.
I
Don't get I got working. Oh, you did every number check
I see I'm I see them
There goes that that that thing is hot
Paying 271 271 boy 271 I'm here on the wall
You need more towers capture I mean more towers like in here
I'm gonna get down the zones leaving
What do you mean?
Those leaving the other houses
Across the map
Okay, I'm coming out of a parachute again, I cannot jump down
I'm slow I think it's going to be fine.
I'm going to try to...
What the fuck?
I think we can trash a helmet.
I'm going to go inside.
Oh, he's smart.
No, the gate points not as it's terrible.
Get in the zone, man!
What are we at?
We're on the border!
Get in the zone!
Let's go down one.
I'm in, I'm in, wait a minute.
They're right north, north-west of us.
Okay, looking.
I'm in the zone.
I'm in the zone.
I'm in the zone.
Where?
He's outside the train yard!
Get him!
Oh my god!
There!
Damn it!
I'm downed over here!
Yeah, camping there.
Oh!
Missed on that.
Ah!
Woo!
Don't fucking die!
Get down!
I
I can't move! I can't move!
No grenades in the game.
Because my body was completely lost, certainly a left, and the hitbox was like horizontal to me, that is in a sense.
I was out of car.
I
Have a heli you need to get a secondary or specialist
I just got a fucking muggle and I can't it's not there
Like what the fuck
It only holds one, it's a gun, hell yeah I know.
Okay, I guess we'll get one.
I'm not going to lie, Redify's flying is uh, you don't got it.
They didn't even think I was good at it, like most of the players are all the way down the scoreboard.
They're dog shit then.
So what are they doing that we're not doing it?
How do they just stand in the zone longer?
I mean, we didn't figure out the game for like the first 10 minutes.
Yeah, you're not wrong, you're not wrong.
I like how long this game is going to last, I feel great.
Yeah, I'm just going to mention, there was other stuff, just the main game mode.
Other stuff happened, some events or whatever. I think it's a little bit too simple.
Not a lie, I'm excited to watch their trailer for why you shouldn't have bought a game.
They have two reasons why you shouldn't have bought a game. It's actually hilarious.
Why? They said that they themselves were like some reviewer.
some reviewer yeah yeah war dogs literally dropped it the same like 10
reasons why you should not buy it again in the name we have two drills and it's
not going towards us explain it now explain it
Oh my god, I think I'm going to die here.
Get him out, thank you.
The zone is like ours, you go zone.
Yeah, they barely have anybody in it.
Like we need to get in the fucking zone.
the man and nobody's going
shit pilot my bad
I should be an expert
yeah I'm not crashing I'm not doing it
yeah I should be an expert one hour and you fucking idiot you can't be an expert
anything in your life go back to work bro
jam son
I heard him dawg I heard him and I just got dropped
I'm in I'm in zone
I'm capping for some ass
he's all my body he's all my body Vegas
Where is it going? Oh yeah it's going towards you, I'll push here. Wait, no, it keeps moving
in the direction. What the fuck? What is anything doing here? It's just confusing sometimes.
There's a woman too fast
I'm gonna push there
You guys out of hop in my car and let me keep dropping you guys up. Okay. I need the max max
Out of my head!
I got a headshot!
Behind! Behind! Behind!
Behind, northeast!
We're here, we're here!
The Enforcing is in here.
Get in the zone and by the roof, game!
I
Do that I
Want to play game
I will try now I got as well the plan
Well, look at us catch up look at us catch up
We didn't go
Okay, bro, I'm up 50 bands put all on block here. I'm above 100 on 100,000 beds boom
You know gentlemen
Like what what classes get laid probably snipers guests
I
Years away. Oh, they had more no, it's not that I had more people in the entire zone
Is that they were on the top corner of it's like the top left corner or whatever?
It on near the house. I think they were second and then they had low ground as well. I
Know it's I know it's full circle and full circle and small double, but like they actually
Well faction blow blow all right, okay
I
Was just
Oh, we're poor again. Can we make it stop? No, we're not we have all our on locks
Yeah, I made a squad do it up quick. I love you though spend money to make money
And then
How many can be a spot you don't spend money to make on a minute at Bernie alarm
My phone. Oh, sorry.
Where's Vegas? Where's New Vegas?
The inn is colorless. Bro, let me see your graphics.
There's the phone.
I think my clothes are fine.
Where's Lock-In?
Yes, sir.
We're a bunch of crypts.
Huh.
I hate to be that guy, but this is real.
Let's see what happens.
Aw man, I can try sniping, but I think it's bad.
I don't think it's very good.
Thoughts?
I didn't want to lie.
It felt pretty cool.
I just bought, oh my, I'm a dumbass.
I just spent 20k on 6 Hellies on accident.
You bought 6 Hellies?
Yeah, I love this shit, bro.
Really like that.
We want to be a medic, bro, so I'm talking to like
And that's good, right you're actually about six calories, but I'm taking one
Yeah.
I didn't mean to.
Holy shit.
Wait, so how do I get this?
Can you lock it?
Can you lock it?
You don't like it?
I'm not gonna do that.
You're not gonna mind.
I'm in a hilly already.
They're all locked.
We can't fight.
They're all locked.
You're gonna fuck them.
What are you guys doing?
You can just get in mine.
You have six helis on the ground that are untouched.
They're untouched, bro.
go to red, go to red, on the red, on the red, no hold on
oh you can't do this
I'm just trying, you can't do this
I'm just trying
give up
I'm just trying to figure out why I didn't add a feature in this game
where you can load your mags, not in your inventory
like
it's kinda like, I mean, how do you do your mags?
what do we do?
how do you guys do your mags?
I'm gonna get a car
it's in your bag though, you just put like
is this a different map right now?
No, I don't have map.
I guess.
I don't have map for there.
See, yeah, but...
See, in inventory.
I meant out of inventory.
Oh, there's R, no?
Wait, no, we got ammo, we got ammo.
To pack the mags, that's what I meant.
Yeah, you can't...
He's right there, man.
Oh, so how do you drop them?
Yeah, I think we should go to the drills on ASAP.
I think they're all dead by the way.
They're all dead by the way, sir.
There's one of them.
Five, right?
Whoa, whoa!
They're all dead by the way.
One killed, one killed.
I can't believe it.
They're dead by the way!
What's that?
I almost got fucking bomb in the back
Uh, I can buy you a rescue.
God damn it!
Man down over here!
Fuck that guy!
Fuck!
Fuck you!
You got a rescue, man?
I don't know, he went a far away.
No, I can do what I mean.
I'm bribing him, man.
Yeah, it works.
He's doing it.
Oh my god.
There's not a rest.
There's one guy upstairs. He's alone.
One down there.
How far did he go?
A little super close.
he's probably further up, he's further up
I
Think I
Oh my god
Yeah, it's cooling down
Yeah, there's no way starts off for it. There's no way
No, wrong
Oh shit, are there people in the house?
Uh...
I don't see anybody.
I need a bag, bro.
Oh, he's gonna run in front of you, Vegas.
I see him. Yeah, I see him.
I shot him once.
Wait.
He thought he was dead.
Wait, what? Why did they give me, like,
confirmation of a kill, but I didn't get
any money for it or points? What?
Yeah, I'm healing him right now.
There we go.
Many, many men.
Where?
Where?
I have you from above.
I don't see anybody.
Where?
I'm not even going to do the jump in the game again.
I'm not even going to do the jump in the game again.
I'm not even going to do the jump in the game again.
Oh
There's
Yeah, I mean they're like in like in a steering shit
Guys they're gonna pull up on me this is a table
I'm only
They're not pushing I
Could just be down all box is it still on the box I think I see him
Actually pick a ping that'd be perfect for me bro in here in here
Where's this fucking worm I
I'm gonna move on. I think it's maybe it's ready for not
Why are you still cooling down?
I got the red. Thank you so much.
Are they inside of the building?
You guys, did they breach?
There's another one in the hill by the way.
I don't see it.
Tell them there's another one.
Wait, where'd she go?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hale 2DE, 226, 225, excuse me, 225.
Yeah, that's what I thought. I can't see though.
Should we even bother camping this fucking drill?
We shouldn't, we really should not.
I didn't know it would be that long of a cooldown.
I mean, how long?
It's like a 7 minute cooldown.
I
Just the job it again
Thank you, here's one million guys in partnership here
I thought oh, I'm gonna start from the hill
Get easy on the other side other side right side
It should be to it should be to it should be to it should be to the student bodies in an angled out
There's like a ten guys in apartment type point
It's not gonna help all like
I
Get ready is that early yes
You have to down I think wait, I don't I think maybe here
Why can't I get
Why can't I get anything back?
I'll be...
Ellie on this.
I'm ripping.
Yes, yes, yes.
Ow, ow, ow!
In the hills, in the hills as well.
In the hills!
Slipper!
Fuck!
Slippers in the hills, then!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
That door reaches 20.
Oh...
Come on, dude, come on, you guys.
Wait, inside?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Let me get a gun and then you can flag me.
Yes, him, yes, him, yes, him!
Oh, not the one, not the one!
Oh my god, he's so...
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!
Oh my god, he's so...
How is that dude?
How is that dude?
How is that dude?
Wait, wait, what?
Wait, wait, what?
Wait, wait, what?
Wait, what?
How did they shoot him?
How did they shoot him?
I got you.
I need some fucking help over here.
Wait, I'm so confused.
This guy, like, he shot me through the wall, huh?
You ready to go?
Yeah, yeah loose a little bit
Walk walk the figures you ain't play it. Is he a trick?
No
I don't understand how you kill me
No, but he was on the outside wall though
I
I was trying to instant drop on him.
Oh my god my leg's broken.
Chajaj, do I need to do a code before I can do it again?
Is that us?
I heard someone yell.
I hear someone on left.
I hear someone on right next to you.
I'm sticking it. I'm sticking it.
Every time where's one digit, okay?
Where they? Where they? Where they?
Oh, I see, it's about to reach to me actually.
Oh, wait, this way.
I'll see you.
All right, we need to get more towers then.
I think we should move up.
Can you move the rest of the guys?
Yeah, move the rest of them.
We have a fucking lot of towers.
Wait, in the hills, yeah, in the hills.
I don't see where.
Oh, I'm getting, I'm gonna drop.
Where is he at?
I'm one HV. I'm getting behind a fire truck.
Ouch!
He's right here!
I think he's shooting at us.
Yep, yep.
Okay, I hear it up.
He's behind that tree!
He's right on my body!
Behind that tree!
In that tower, in that tower, I think.
Collapsed.
I
Thought I'm a man I'm not eggs
What's it down the road down the road. Yeah, I can't I
Like any points we'll get points later
fucks
ah yes yes yes
ah
find a car
what
brother i just got shot
from fucking another country
this guy is in a different country
fudge bro
um hold on
chat is there nothing to distance
four and sixty years
oh shit you got a tank
a mobile spawn beacon
you wanna jump in?
yeah
your ex is still on point?
uh, what do you mean?
Are you- are you dead?
Oh that is possible.
Ow! The hills! The hills! The hills!
I got you, I got you.
This is so bad.
But the death slivers on every angle of the building.
I'm on advantages though.
I think they're coming in. They're coming in. They're coming in.
All the drills.
Alright.
Well we're fighting for the drill, but you're not fighting.
You get there by the way
That exact thing forever. It's gonna put towards us. We don't need it
Show I guess that I see
My 30 guys like 20 guys sitting in our spawns
I'm dead it the roof of it the roof of it could be this is so stupid it's like a
VAC Trap in here, man!
The thing is, Chubb is next to...
Safe spot right now.
Safe spot right now.
Yeah.
What up, bro?
Wanna see some shit?
Wait, are they in it? Are they in it?
There you go.
I'm trying to mid-max, they can shoot us.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. What bullets? I have no bullets. Is it about using the mouse controls?
I'm changing the mouse controls and what they do and like that too. Yeah
Takes a long time to learn but I think you have to min max otherwise you can't aim again
Dude
I was dumb I admit I was dumb sorry
I
Mean I made a oopsie
We said it's too close right we don't want this to get destroyed yeah
I think that they're coming in, I think they're coming in!
You go ahead and use the barcode.
Get the hot zoom.
Okay so that put us like right here somewhere?
I brought so fucking hard
We have so far
So whether we get a new code
Why is it pulling the fighting towards us the thing is that we're not we're not supposed to get this destroyed this is supposed to be like
You know saying no
I'm most positive. It's like a slalom beacon. We don't want to lose this right smart
Where's the slumber guy
Niper guy green as a drill like south
Southwest
I
Yeah, he's up on the hill
No meds this is it
right where's that thank you and also left yeah so the big like square red blue square
there we go I think I think I think I'm lost over here
Yeah, you're the last one alone.
It's time for a farm act, handkeeper kill, one paper kill.
They coming up.
Could they be behind me?
Oh god.
Forces might be time to send all the shots.
Alright, so yeah, I think we're here.
You got me on me?
What does that, what does this do?
Oh, oh my god!
Oh shit, they're driving.
They're just tactical deployments!
Alright, turn.
Look out! Look out! Here he comes!
Alright, I'll blow out my axe.
Can I just form this?
There's my city area, okay?
Yep.
This is going to be hard.
Just hold an angle.
How do I res him?
20 points because you wanted a drill
I need the steps the door the machine
Oh, yeah, very tough very tough. Oh my god
ground floor as well. The red's just farming points by the way.
I'm sorry, I really tricked my team there. I did really better.
I think I'm trying to figure out what this vehicle is.
I should have looted every single, I should have looted ideal and then heal everybody else.
I've always thought that the Zip Mechanic works, like I don't get it.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Nice, mag is crazy.
All right, we got to like, stock up on bandages or?
All right, is that what I'm showing in the back or what?
Why can't I, why can't I use those fucking attachments?
Is it for other guns?
There you go, spring on the lesson.
Okay, every small circle, but there's a lot of jails though, we need a full code for it to come towards you.
But if we have four jails, that's what we need to get.
Do we need all jails to come towards you?
Basically, so that's why we have to go push red shit in.
There's five or we need to get the code.
That's a hundred attempts.
so it's five, it's five or six
oh, getting fucking sniped
should I get one more drill, or not?
what side are you going to?
I'm just going to hardstyle it
I
Know this is I don't always win with the car. I mean he's a trolling. What a fucker I
Jump on dead. Oh, no, I don't know. No, I had a freaking I had a jetpack
Careful we got enemies enemies enemies you can spawn
brother I didn't even know we could do that
we got enemies enemies around
I'm here.
Got it.
Is that more?
Is that more?
Ah, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Dropped on myself like maybe I got a car and get in there yo Dean have I we drive no no no no the APC
Yeah, I give this response
It makes you it makes you spawn here with I've been farming money like like bro. It's crazy
If I was like money for people spawning there
Me shut up what
But once we're gonna get a lot now if we got all the drills
Yeah, but I didn't eat all of them to get the code it
I'm not gonna lie with this shit drops in a tent fuck. It's no pixel time to God damn. It's gonna be hard
I
Mean where
Man like I was I bought a car it'd been a lot faster to get to get the guard of the drill
I'm going to bring you all together. Let's go to okay. Listen. I just want to I just want to put this in perspective
So I get two hundred fifty dollars for every spawn and two hundred fifty dollars if they survive and it gives me XP on top of that
that's busted it so it's up oh my god hey i may have cables
x one faster
wow
i actually can't believe it
I guess it's the left of the there.
That was beautiful.
What?
Oh, yeah, I got it.
Very nice.
Somebody get me out!
I'll send you a cool batch, you know what I'm saying?
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Why, did we just build that?
Why, I think something's right next to me.
How about I go to the Grangeroll?
What's he shooting at?
Where?
I'm getting him.
That was pretty awesome, man.
Oh!
Up the hill, by the wall.
I'm just going to die here with you guys.
Yeah, it's just horrible time in there.
I don't give a shit, I'm sending it.
Don't worry boys, I have a spawn beacon for you, just spawn here.
What kind of pet does Matt do?
I
Mean this works, it's gonna gonna bank
This is fun is moving. Oh my god, you're right. This is OP. Are you seeing this?
Yeah, well
Nobody's here. I mean
Nobody's gonna have all the codes, but I don't think it's worth it
I think somebody just shot a bomb the fuck out of you by the way yeah yeah 1,000%
sounds like angelic you're making me wait it's locked
it's locked
I
Don't drop it to drop you guys
They always fall in Jack is I want to break the tank
But they have a door though they have a fucking door like on the drill
Oh, you need a crowbar. Go open it.
What the fuck, bro? That would have been revolutionary.
A crowbar?
How do you even get a crowbar? How do we have that?
Oh, shit.
That's so dumb.
Oh, we have a cool down on response for 4 minutes.
5 minutes.
Ah, Joey.
Is this work outside?
Chance, is the combat actually good enough?
I'm not that fly right now, I can fly a little bit.
By the way, are you there?
Yeah, good stuff.
Are you enjoying your time?
Yes, it's just like very frustrating, like, uh, it's kind of like the best thing I've ever done.
I mean, I'm just mad at control mechanical. Like, I was trying to reset my settings, so I asked that,
and he called setting a story, and then when they come out and say, you can't like just a video.
And just, I did it!
All the rock settings, right?
Once you get a place to hold it then, is it, you'll have the code, right?
All you need is the code out of that one spot.
Also, you can't just round the corner.
Yeah, it's a lot longer than that.
It's a second time.
Yeah, right? We're on.
Wait, what's he...
If we go between there, get to go with it.
I mean, that way we're going to go through the gate, right?
Yo, yo, get into the zone. It's a little steeper.
Yeah, we're going, we're going, we're going, we're going.
I haven't made any money in back forever.
Uh, like, wait, I think we're getting bombed.
Yo, yo, Dean, did you just get bombed?
Yo, no, that was the fucked up helicopter that I was like in the corner.
I heard it blowing up, we've been, so I left.
Okay.
Oh my god, it's coming straight for the spawn beacons right on the zone.
Oh my god, I'm gonna get up. Yeah, it's kind of awesome. I did it
Everybody a lot of points
I'm a little bunch of money and
So yeah, should we just spam the fucking code then and just just make a hundred attempts
Just brute force it
Can you?
I'll tell you you could right? I mean, it's once every how much time
I'm gonna stay in the zone. Oh my god it's right on a hot barbe. It's in a barbe.
In a firemen? The zone is in a barbe. Yeah it's busted I'm telling you. I wonder why
doing there I'm spamming team chat to make sure you drive jets again yeah yeah yeah you
could talk a job no drive jet oh no no no nice shot at me really far away though I mean
I mean, we're the thing. Why bother? Oh! Oh! On the drill! On the drill! On the drill!
I think I got a sniper from this one.
Thank you, brother.
They're in the drill. We have to go pick it up.
Guys, we can't not pick it up, man. Hello?
How many people do we have in the zone?
you gotta grind. Oh what's up there? They're in the tower. I'm in the tower.
Trillum. Inside okay. Yeah see they're in storage. That's very lucky. Not at the code now though, right?
one of the
one
of the
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I
Get it you just repeat it like this I just repeat fucking big cats
I mean it's fine whatever
I
The guy here
So that's just sniping why
Come on
Let's get enemy here
Here what on page?
No, he's around the tank. He's around the thing where yeah, you're on the thing center. I got you. Give me seconds
I'm ready
Right here, and here.
There, and there. See it? Right there.
Wow, I guess he just uh...
I'll pick you up. No, I'll pick you up.
I think they killed him.
Okay, you gotta just go.
He's picking you up right now.
You okay here, Reds? Thank you man.
I think they was locked in. I mean, he was sleeping in the top there.
He's rubbing his hands with the Vaseline to massage your back the worst that I've ever seen.
Is that right?
I think he should go back to the zone.
Go zone, go zone.
Yo, accident. Take me again for TPing here.
Oh, uh, did I not?
Oh, I said the wrong guy, I didn't find the box.
Uh, it's the crazy...
I gave all the rest to the reds there, so yeah.
Wrong guy.
Oh, fucking three puns of so annoying, man.
It is shooting from like five meters away.
Who?
Fucking snipers.
Yeah, they're annoying.
I mean, I got killed from 460 over there.
Okay
I'm dead I'm dead here probably.
There are so many red guys here.
Oh my god!
They're inside!
They're inside the compound!
Yeah, there he is.
I'm ready.
I'm down over here!
I don't see anybody.
You see we're all dead?
There's one guy there.
If you could get there, it's safe.
Is that you?
Where was that?
Yo Seth it's only one guy you got this man
Yo yo yo you the goat yes you did it
Uh
The zone is so far it's insane
I think the map is a little unused though in in uh in his game like you know
Like then it stands like you go to the little circle cool, but what about the whole map though?
Yeah, I don't know
Is it just like lock just to just to make like a long response?
Rich thank you
if we could build something here, maybe we could get there, I see it.
Yo, what server number is this, X?
See someone?
Uh, I don't remember.
Yeah, we got this.
I'm gonna chase that Huey.
Where is it?
I see it.
Where?
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
What side do they have?
At least I should carry through.
Just live with your shots.
This is going to get a car.
This is going to get a car.
Watch your jet, yo.
They're all dead.
They all died out of the heli.
Wait.
the war broken a man
we're gonna go one on the gun one on the gun one on the gun one on the gun one on the gun
I'm taking with my own gun get him big is get him I'm trying bro
I'm leaving my my salon beacon. I'm braving and found a box the phone box. Let me show you
easy got you x thank you bell
where's the nuts it's in max range
if you're gonna have the drill so we could get the fucking circle but i mean
wait is that close by we need to close some terrain here we close some because uh
Yeah, we got to get in there.
He's one of the guys. No, I made 60k while I was inside that bitch.
That's so bad stuff there.
Is it dead now?
Did you just let it?
Is that DPC?
No, no, I mean, back up it was like,
you can stay small on there,
you just have to sit in the driver's seat to inform money.
No, no, I do it.
Is it like sitting there like washing my tarts
and inform my shit out of money?
Imagine
Yeah fucking meters man, we're actually moving as a squad this is actually nice and this one's pretty good as well
I'm behind you guys full auto
I'm packed max real quick
I
That's a bottle
I knew they could loop people's body after you kill them I just got a lick
I did
My god is a lot of them though. They're fighting each other. They're fighting each other. Watch out. We got all the subjects
Wait
Did I just imagine that? Did I imagine?
I
Do somebody know
Are you good? Yeah, I want medic. I want medic. Let me heal you
See the twirl of the way in the factory
I think I imagined it thinking marshy boys we are getting there
There's a green circle on the map, you see that?
What's wrong with it? Like, you leave me?
I don't know what that is.
Six years ago today, I got my crime sucked.
Every month, five or six years.
Check on top of the tower. Check on top of the antenna.
It's not the other map.
Two ninety.
Yep.
Not today. Not today.
Three four one.
I'm going to get a flank on him, I'm going to get a flank on him, and I'll see you.
where where if I can get at this road
kill enemy heli is to be big
it's like worth the time investment
I'm on for it
OHHHHHH
Come the country
Hey there, I believe in you
Shots in the building, you ready?
Minus
How are you guys?
Nice
No no, finish, finish, you ready?
Nice, finish, yeah
People the compound oh wait the compound getting bombed bro they're blowing up our thing
I'm stuck.
Like from where though I don't get it.
If you're shooting it, like, if you're shooting through it,
if I'm lined up with it, how is it shooting?
I'm actually in a matter.
Yeah!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, there's your guy.
Oh, look.
All right.
Yeah!
I'm playing now!
I'm playing now!
I'm playing now!
Put your arm, put your arm, send it.
Got him paining, by the way.
I'm sorry.
I'm in battle.
J2?
Jesus.
I don't know what's going on.
Get down!
Fuck it down!
No, don't pick that!
I'm bribing him!
Bribing his ass.
Giving money.
Yo, who's behind that swan?
I'm making a mess with him.
I'm making a mess with him.
Let's go to the other way.
I'm gonna slow it down.
I
Which bounty buddy bounties are also hashtag ads it and you stop the dash I got it for that was like
What the fuck am I about?
That was I got it. Yes, I got it. Don't fuck
All of my armor is broken a little bit more
Should we take the building?
It's going away, let's just go with the circle
Yeah, we are
I could turn this down way low
And the armor
What the fuck
I have no armor!
Oh that's empty, is that it?
Oh, I figured it out a little bit.
I figured out so well, my god.
Just lower your FOV in the helicopter to get one.
the first person had to be
i did it like a million times
yes bro
the reason i was so bad is because the FOV was so high
that like, you know, saying
isn't that
thank you man, here you go
i'm paying, i'm paying
they're in my building
I
Don't go through or
In again, what's up, are you driving? Yeah?
Where that
I get on me
Oh
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm out of ammo.
Get in, brother!
Every-every-every-expressing, right?
Whoa!
I
Did I was rolling man, and they have that whole compound is fucking locked up, uh, I
Mean still is filled no, I know no fucking mad. No no arm or nothing fucking. That was naked
I have to just give it to Ruslan here.
I should have given it to him surely.
Look, I progressed so much there.
My god! I'm stuck.
I did it.
Any scope attack in this little game, you can see everything with that.
Bang. Muzzle. Easy.
Level 6. Am I at level 6?
Hopefully you're okay, Muzzle.
Am I at level 6?
Right of my I don't think you understand how this car is
How many get it though it's gonna take it like this is check is this up on my gun
Wait, there's many low takes.
Yeah, I play talk-talk, I get it.
Snag mags, don't work with the AK's.
Got it.
It's like M4 shit.
There's more tabs.
Oh my god, it's fucking quite though the whole squad
I'm changing the boards. I'm doing better now this around hold on. Yeah, JD JD is going crazy as long
I'm not getting any value on this map out of those miniguns personally, everyone's in a building.
Yeah, that's actually true.
And if you're all like in trees behind, behind like fucking buffers and shit.
what I was thinking was I just like instantry, I'll try again and I'll get a rocket helicopter
I need a plane of fire
I'm on the overhand side, you walk down buddy
Let's go, I'm up there
Behind the bus, behind the bus
I don't know if the fuck is going to happen
like I'm just virtually on this
where's the zone at?
why are we jumping up so far back here?
guys we need to go to the zone
no we need to repair the APC
this is barri al no
barri al is like whenever he spawns there
I mean, it's like a zone thing, you know
Well, we're getting gonna run we're getting gonna run back. Yes. What?
What's that noise the mother's the like, like, like, like the drilling. What was that?
All right, go zone zone zone, it's time
Yeah, I'm gonna end of ammo entirely actually
I have a hundred dollars to my name son.
What the heck? You have a hundred dollars?
A hundred bucks?
Yeah.
You didn't fit in an APD, man.
I spent like $150,000 in helicopters.
What the fuck?
The gun helicopters? You don't get, you don't travel with anyone.
Travel with anyone. There's no room, you know?
So I try to...
You didn't have much of a...
...water, right?
Where?!
Follow us!
of
of
of
of
of
of
There's a shop here
Fuck you, what a fucking loser
Yo, the other guys are what guys it's a lot it's a lot it's a lot
I
Like Betty's not even doing doing that good either like they had like like no kills or kind of dog shit, and then they're like dominating the points
Oh my god, that kills pretty good, I got him so far away.
Well he's got a hundred feet and he's talking ten kills, a sixty three assist how?
How do you get a sixty three assist, Chad?
Is that what the response is or what?
Yeah, the response, give you that much.
Okay, but what are your assists?
I need to actually play the game.
The Red, Red, receiving this tower?
I see you guys we just got into a firefight over here I've been healing everybody
So there's any kind of fucking flapper shit
But we had a PC then oh brother, I'm so confused it's right there
Wait, what wait?
I'm gonna I'm a fucking AK being over there fuck it medic
Is there anything wrong or what?
No, I'm sure I'm by a fucking heavy, but I guess how do you buy heavy?
From the market out there airstrip right there in front of the other phone. They're like in front of the other vendor
Brother I picked up a guy's gun because I was poor into a pp19 like who the fuck was like who the fuck use this shit
I'm just going to get my stuffer.
Hey, I'm locking it.
I'm going up on this wheel.
Is that my spine?
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
I'm so confused
How do you spin that?
you and e did you got meds no yeah i have meds
yo yo is it q and e this van or not or the heli
i feel my mind i can tell you guys
hours
oh fuck, there's a guy there, two guys there
at least two guys
where?
I ran through my body, they left us there
it was fucking...
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you
She's driving right at me, there's a dragon egg, I don't know.
I thought I saw something that was going on.
I'm not getting right though.
I like this system of things, it's a great system of life.
Oh
No more meds
They can see you up. Hey, just flying somehow. I don't know let's listen. I have no more meds. I
Don't really get it. What do you just get flying? Yo, I did a little
see Vegas what we're drafting right now I'm gonna draft you on my team oh okay
really be on a meaner it's very lovely it wasn't flat but I mean I kept I kept
looking downwards though I mean I thought I would stick to the ground
somehow we got a lot of guys uh to I made 27 like right in front of you guys a
A lot of guys. Yeah, I see it. I don't see by here
It's gonna be a hot on me. It's not easy to get there with cover
Yeah
There's so many people are going to in right now
Up to our right. It's like a father
Just a bottle again. Just go find it.
All right.
What the fuck?
Get the fuck out.
Get the fuck out of the car.
All right. Armored needles? Like APC?
No, no, no. Armored.
What the fuck?!
No, we got an old squad coming up right now.
Yeah, just get out of here, really.
Oh
That the hell he's shooting me
I thought I was shooting really.
Come on, Judy.
What? I don't have any mansions!
I'm good, I'm good.
Where'd I go?
Wait, how did he even get here?
Did he just respawn here or something or what?
No.
He helped me render.
I'm running to the zone right now, gang.
Hey, could you do my mags, give me some ammo?
I just got choked by a heli.
Yeah, the heli was on me for like an hour, it was terrible.
Stay there, how did you do that, huh?
I'll go down here.
I'll go down here.
I'll go down here.
Yeah, I'll watch this shoot.
I got 70 kill.
Ah, we need to get back to the zone.
This helly is really quite triggering me.
I'm not gonna show you how long it lasts.
I love my yellow fix it all we should we I think we should get his own we're going
I
This hell is so annoying
Yeah, that sucks, man.
Yeah, this guy's not, he's a, he, this guy is, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,
He's a he's a he's like a hundred percent. He's such a shame. He's sniping it's it. No, he's after seven hundred percent
Oh, do you see it or not? Yeah, we haven't had it nice rubber welcome back come back any time
Do it
Dude how you guys are on DPC. Can we not just repair it? I
Am just confused
And buddy
Well, I just got to drive the car for a little bit more than I get a freaking like a truck with a machine that on top
Vegas are you fighting the gun here? No, fighting around, people love me.
I don't know where I am, I'm sorry.
I can't aim this shit. It's so out of control.
I don't know how he does it.
How he does it.
It's not a craft.
Okay, where's the rest? Where's the everybody else at?
Far out running in.
I don't get it.
So, that guy's gotta be really good at the hell.
There's something I'm doing wrong in aim the heli.
This guy's...
He's so good, he's...
That heli guy had an enemy today, but he's really good.
I don't know how to aim it. I'm precise though.
I'll kill her forever.
Nice nice, that's it get me. All right, where's the um
I'm ready so far we've been to A-Pilus
Pilus?
Yep
Where are you going?
Dude, I'm going to die
Hey, Jörn
Anybody else?
What else?
I think we just, um, I did, I did do a rude engine.
Yeah.
Sorry.
That was just, I mean, it's good for money.
I
Was this I mean it's good for money
We're gonna come back is winnable
No, it's hella winnable
I thought I could make it out.
Fuck this bitch ass.
I could get you.
I could get you.
I could get you.
I could get you.
It didn't even have to see through the railings, but it's hard for us to see through, right?
It never really sounds like it.
It was a deep dive.
Fuck it now.
I got you.
Well, somebody we hear me.
He was already in ADS.
If I could do one, I would have died.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
If I could do one, I would have died there for sure.
I'm trying to make it to here. Oh, I think you're getting res already.
The hell is nice, but with the controls on the keyboard, it's like impossible,
because if you're straining, you can't overlap Q and E and do like direct shots on there.
It's just a lack of...
Thank you, man.
We're gonna go right in front.
Yep, yep.
There you go, shit.
Are you guys owning?
Yeah, you just have to buy it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, we're in this building. It's in that table. It's table on there on the bridge
On the bridge! On the bridge! Yeah!
Let me know if you feel better about it.
She is Christ.
behind me to my right
I'm here
the stream's been watching since overwatch days
much love
there's two fucking in the end
no resume
cameras me there
we're surrounded over here
coming over
I will hail you again have the money for a bucket, but
To the brink dude, I
Got the money because I suck money. It's like if you don't spend it and
It's got a hard to spend that much money you think about it
even if you die a lot then you still you have to just keep playing
you're killing the zone right now
what is oh god this guy died there I can't help him
many men many men
I'm gonna have to go home I'm by your land this bitch answers for one guy I'm sorry
I thought I went close.
There's a lot, there's a lot. It's like three back there.
Can I go one?
Can you go third one?
Oh, fuck that.
Hey, that's okay. I'm coming here to heal.
Not bad.
How is he hitting?
I got two last minutes.
I got two last minutes.
That was a little close chat. I think it's a control area. Reverse. Am I crazy?
It's going to be right here. There's going to be one back there.
There's a reverse one right in front of it.
Yeah, we're getting surrounded right now. It's a little bit active.
Okay, I gotta go get that guy inside.
He's on top, he's on top, he's inside, inside!
Inside second floor, opposite of my body.
What? Absolutely.
What the fuck?
He's gonna whip me to climb.
I got him.
Nice, nice, nice.
That's right, that's right.
I may have any of my algorithms here.
Um...
What's bloob on me?
I have one bullet in my bag.
Two in my bag.
The answer is, we need to go in circle.
No!
Where are they?
I don't see what kind of car it is.
I
Guys got a planting shotgun, I mean I don't even know I think these are the beef or changing playing fire mode
I
Mean we're all on site we should be getting a lot of points here for sure
You've been screechering the whole time, but we got a little point. Well, I think it's something is running a note
I hear running
I need to move back, oh my gosh, there's a major difference, oh!
I'm gonna hold close here.
I
Would you think which one?
Can't see it
I'm looking them
Well my loadout is
Yeah
What the fuck
Ouch, I didn't get raised in
6k oh my god
83 months here with the war general
Oh
My me
And he's my note
Oh, so we're going back in circle. Oh my god, there's so many people dead around me
the
this guy's just struggling to get him from earlier
Did he already in there?
Mami?
Thank you bro.
I'm in here, I'm going to shock.
Oh is that a teammate?
Thank you bro.
I'm in here, I'm going to shot.
Wait, is that not the nade?
There's the edge of the cave.
Bro, I'm just getting sniped from the hill.
I lagged so fucking bad that that was terrible.
What are you going to have on the map that I can lag as bad as it is?
I mean, what are you doing?
I mean, how, bro, how's that culprit?
Didn't I see it?
I, I, boy, that was terrible.
But it didn't just lag.
It completely froze.
Are you stupid?
Oh, by the way, myth and, uh, niggard is something else.
I'm dropping money. They should just miss a lot all the time. I like it
family's money
Maybe I didn't know what we'll watch one
It's a war little bit, I mean
I'll 14
Well, then I get it
I'm holding on many points. I'm gonna lose. Can we not get it?
Oh a lot of shots a lot of shots a lot of shots. Yeah, it's gonna have a good alley
Oh my god, I'm not gonna lie to you it might be time for you to go
You might have to die again because I went over there. I got shot up so hard and it is more people. Oh my god
Yeah, well our shrink's are all dead.
Yeah, you are.
Yep, going this way.
Oh my god.
I didn't go high but there's no point because I'm gonna have to go down when I get there anyway so if I fly I can have normal height.
Chill out.
Like why can't I just stabilize it? See over here?
There you go, okay, that works out.
Like what is it automatically? Is that, is that, is that autopilot?
There's auto level on.
Yeah, red button to win.
That's that one, bro. That's the one.
Think it is a joke. I don't know what green was doing. Green bit another one.
The phone game green didn't absolutely nothing.
I can't spin it. Hello? Oh my water's a fuck. That's why. I can't spin it. Can they
I
Lose ready into the point that
Not the hell I see them
Everybody, if everybody, if majority of our team
is in the three-star line of fire,
I'll be in the three-star line of fire.
Okay.
He's just rise.
Valkyrie one.
Oh, Valkyrie.
Yeah, Valkyrie, yep.
secret again
but he seems well how long these games like fucking you two hours each yeah
they're like an hour and I was gonna go there all right that jeez man that was
I don't think he's good at it.
Ah, fuck off, holy shit.
Yeah, me and you are able to afford that gift.
And our team is, uh...
There's our team in the middle.
Oh, it's all the way to the middle.
Well, that was the only one playing this game, over Cod Beta.
I do need some help here.
I mean, yeah, take it around.
I mean, because Cod is the game every fucking year.
Like, sometimes, people want to try and use some new shit.
Oh, that was fun, Jack.
Oh, yeah, I think I caught it.
Uh, can I get some food before I look?
Um...
armor maybe at one point okay now that was today about a little bit perhaps
perhaps later let's check this game seems like a worse zoom a version of
Armory for sure the what I think it's good I think it's um it's like kind of
RKD like said I just don't believe I'm not being fond of the
Respond floor away like drive the thing and it's just not
There's like a very
tedious like war sim feature, but in a very arcadey game
Right like jump-son show like that isn't like the next sense
Famous I mean I would put XQC on that list too. Yeah, definitely. I mean he's been streaming for a long time sure
I think Twitch generally believes a creator of your size needs them more than any of you.
Well, I mean, I think that Twitch is beneficial to me and I like Twitch.
I think that it's a mutually beneficial relationship, if anything, especially with me not even getting ads on the platform.
But I do think that my suspension was politically motivated and I think it was unfair,
especially after things that other people say on the platform.
Like there was a partnered streamer that like made a comment about somebody going to my house and beating me up that lived in Austin.
and they deleted the posts they made, but they received no suspension or anything like that.
So it's just very odd that, you know, other people that are on the platform can make open threats of violence,
and, you know, the moment that I say that you should secure your borders, then suddenly now you're getting banned.
It seems really weird, very weird website, and I just don't really see something like that lasting long term.
But Twitch has been alarmed for a long time, so maybe I'm wrong, I don't really know.
So yeah, most for the and not the main yeah, I mean, I think that's just really the way those people operate
That's like their main operating principle to begin with right put depressed mothers on the border. They won't have an issue
Yeah, I mean like in the last one chat, I mean I
Think that if you if you just take the language itself
People use language like that like way to commonly so him being bad as we will not be banned
And it's kind of like clearly some form of not favoritism,
but more like picking and choosing.
That's the time he chose his words very poorly.
So it's like, it's just one of those things like, come on,
bro.
There's a difference between it.
Guys, secure your borders, that'd be cool.
Okay, cool.
You can say that.
Oh guys, eliminate all men and women and children
at the border.
Okay, yo, I mean like, I think that the message can be one thing, and the way of messaging
can be completely different.
Like one will seem like, yeah, I get it, it kind of gets it.
Even if we get it to the same point, it's just the way you say it, it matters a lot.
It matters to Twitch as well as it is.
I also think that unfortunately, you can say that, you can say something like that
and not use the word nicely if you're on the
let's say the opposite spectrum which i think it's kind of annoying i mean just
just because of anything you want to worry about
political bands
to be fair
they first met online and became familiar with each other in twenty twelve
you see how this looks right and then
they could stay connected in twenty thirteen it progressed
in twenty thirteen they were kind of flirtations online before going
to both a gaming convention right they were
working online
guess what
She was 16 in 2012.
16, when they met.
Roughly November 2013, they went public via Facebook posts.
Mary, September 25, 2015, she was 19 years old.
Why did she do it?
Because she actually loved them.
Probably the first and last woman that ever will.
Yo, yo, come on brother.
It was a, she described it, a transition from Norway
to the States as it was rough.
Okay. She was lonely. She didn't have her family there. And the relationship with Nick. And guess what? It was bumpy as we continue going on.
She talks about how she didn't finish, uh, like high school. She went up to the equivalent of the 10th grade, which was year 10 in Norway.
So she's not the most, you know, uh, educated. If you will.
10th grade, or something like that?
No, she made the trip, she came to America, she describes, you know, their relationship began.
Uh, so is this 6 years in elementary school?
What does it say?
What does it say?
I mean, yeah, I mean, it's clearly odd, I mean, I'm confused.
So you're talking about-
I mean, how was he?
How was he?
What the fuck is that?
Wait, is that it again?
Well, 2012.
2016, when they met.
roughly November 2013, they went public via next Facebook post,
Mary September 25, 2015.
Whoa.
15 and 2012.
What?
16.
When they met.
And then they started dating in the year after,
so it could have been only 17, no?
Roughly November 2013, they went public via next Facebook
post.
Talk about it on Twitter.
I mean, if there was anybody else, I would say it's a thing, I would say that it's within
my worldview that that's definitely wrong, like what the fuck.
concerns about Nick developing a relationship, when did that occur? I would say it started
early 2024.
My review of the world is wrong.
I feel like all of this is...
2016, 2017 is always wrong. I don't give a shit. Like, there's little debate on this.
I really don't give a fuck. You make a clear black and... You put a line in the sand
and say, this, no, this, yes.
And it might have been, if you're 22, I mean,
somebody's not 18 and you just don't date,
it's just not allowed.
Detention was spent elsewhere.
And I would feel that speaking often
to somebody who's 16.
With whom was that spent attention?
What do you mean?
Like, who are you talking about?
We go, here we go.
He was playing games all the time,
even off stream with another woman.
You know who that woman is.
And she was also talking to,
and he was also talking to her,
even when they weren't streaming.
And I was really struggling at FRI.
What?
We're talking to her,
even when they weren't streaming.
And I was really struggling at FRI.
Do anything to protect each other,
even if it's not become completely ethical.
Is that some of you observed in the past?
I like this fact that she already took the blame
for s-hiking a woman if you like at all,
so she wanted to be intimidated now.
Yes, personally experienced it.
This is where she's about to go.
I mean, I probably took the blame for a bad p-
Bro, I ain't gonna dance with you.
Sanity 21 is not crazy, only on the internet.
Dude, I think it's always crazy.
Dude, I was in a streamer when I was younger.
I was a normal human.
I used to go to school or whatever.
That was a no-no.
Like, I mean, I had seen it where like some girl,
like, can I hang out with people that were older,
fucking odd as shit.
I was, I was, that was completely odd.
And since, I didn't know any better at the time
because if I was 16 and the other girl was like 17,
whatever, right?
And they were, it's a bit of like,
I didn't, it's not that I was blaming them,
but I didn't understand their behavior
of why they were shooting at,
even to hang out with a brother or a holder.
Right, now that I'm older, I get it.
Somebody is being a predator,
if somebody's being a predator because they're older,
they're being a predator.
It's not the girl's fault when they're underage, right?
But I thought I was younger,
so it's gonna, this is the thing being clicked for me.
The R moment that was created by one of the owners, S-frame.
I probably took the blame for that
in order for OTK to not terminate S-Fan as an owner,
because he made another woman feel uncomfortable.
Ooh, Justin Ming, speak out.
So again, this is like a legality and a morality thing, right?
Like you can say something that's legal in that country or whatever.
Like, Ron, for sure.
Yeah.
I don't think that the day matters.
Like it gives us a, it gives us a, oh yeah, this is audio.
Like you said, yeah, this is, this is just weird.
Um, I think, and also, if it's somebody who tries to circumvent the, the, the,
the rule and the laws of your country, but I think you're just automatically weird.
I don't even fuck.
And I stood up to her.
Mike.
up to Esfan for her on a live stream.
Ooh.
Um.
Do anything to protect.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Just not become completely ethical.
Is that something you observed in the past?
Yes.
Personally experienced.
This is where she bought the cook.
I mean, I probably took the blame.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
where she stepped just a minx drinking because she was on the oxycat on pain
medicine
but how did that make it feel uncomfortable though
very easy, John Tanks, John Tanks is very easy, just make them funny, just make them laughing
Wow hello so nice weather!
How are you?
Next time!
What?
How are you?
Wow hello so nice weather!
How are you?
Next time!
Melinda never testified against me.
She was basically just named in the lawsuits as like somebody who would have known something
that isn't true, right?
So it's just like somebody saying that they would vouch, but they would have to testify
to that.
Although it's just hearsay, right?
And we didn't have to do all that.
What'd you say?
It's for them, isn't it?
It's like you want to keep it like that.
You don't like it?
No.
Why?
I saw that your hair was all...
Daddy, it feels really gross.
So what do you want me to do about it?
Just let it grow back.
You don't want to go out in public with me?
No, they won't, they won't, I don't want to laugh at you!
Don't look at me.
No, they won't, they won't, I don't want to laugh at you!
Jesus!
Dog, I am a sick of playing demon!
What a crazy thing to brag about!
I'm just saying, I'm just, I'm a second place demon.
I promise I wasn't bragging bro, I promise I wasn't bragging bro.
But you were talking about some of the things that Nick would, you know, refer to you as
whether it's, you know, the R-word or you're dumb or anything like that.
Were there any other types of verbal or emotional, emotional abuse that you dealt with with Nick?
And look, look what she's saying, she's saying this, right?
Yes, pretty early on, Nick made it very clear that I've just followed his lead.
We will succeed.
And it made me think that I was just dumb all the time and that my opinions
weren't heard. He said that he had to raise me because my parents didn't do a good job
at it and that I need to grow up and that I'm not an adult. Oh, and I believe that until
probably around 25. Yeah, that's when your frontal cortex fully develops. You as a woman,
right? And then what they say, hey, when they turn 25, they brain is fully developed.
So yeah, she believed she was the R word and stupid that apparently her parents they're
right.
And yeah, she believed it.
I was like, okay, I'm an adult.
I'm sorry.
It's like hard to talk to like this.
I'm like suppressed a lot of it.
But yes, we were very nice to each other.
We were not very nice to each other.
But I did believe from early on that things Nick had told me.
It's not something where if you have 99% of your brain, like your brain didn't, and then
you lock in.
Like, it's mostly, it's mostly all finished up, like, even way before, and it's like the,
the, like, I think it's like mid-late 20s, where it's fully developed, but that doesn't
really mean anything.
It's, it's, like, it's negligible, the, the defense.
I look at him as guidance and authority in my life that he knew better than me
Bro, he's he's really looking like a pimp
We not loud over there max out like a fucking maniac
And can you describe what the fuck is he louder now?
Now, besides access to funds, access to accounts during marriage, isn't this like, you know, like, wait, what?
Sure. This is his testimony. This is Nick telling the judge this.
Sure. All the accounts were in my name.
Okay, that's weird. Jack, guys, I don't even fuck, guys, I feel like, I think that the public or people need to always see this publicly.
Like, if you're absolutely married and you're married, right, like, and you've committed to this life, right?
I think that, um, if you're not willing to do all the things that this comes with, right, I think it's kind of awful. I mean, uh,
But that was on purpose. I mean,
And controlling the funds, everything is weird.
She was asking for it, and he just like, nope.
And Melana did have her own account.
Like a signatory, whatever it's called, though, through logins and check-ins if she won it, she had since 2023.
Now if she had a good lawyer he would have picked up on this because that means
she didn't have it in 2022, 2021, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15 years she didn't have this
signature account and whenever according to Nick and whenever she acts to log in
whether it be for travel travel points or whatever if she didn't use her account
I would always log her in. There wasn't any secrets, you know, she could see the tax returns
She could see whatever she wants
That she cannot do that, you know, the only thing was the accounts were in their name
So for people who don't know what is a signature?
Well, here is the AI overview a signature accounts a key facts, right? You have no ownership
It's singular joint how it works and they can't sing it to her as a person formal given permission
Yeah, yeah, yeah
It's fine as like a supporting thing to just get an overview of what that is like it's like asking
What I guess what is a mashed potato? And I said well mashed potato is
Potatoes with maybe some milk. It's like mashed. I don't give a fuck was like exact accurate
It's still give you a picture of what fucking mashed potatoes is thank you count it make transactions for the owner
They can write checks make it doesn't need like fucking 10,000 sources and experts
There's like some the definition of something that that's it's trivial
It's in with draw money, but they do not own the money
Yeah, she put milk in stuff up with it. Oh, that's your mom about it twenty-two after mom about it
Yes, you put milk in mashed potatoes. Yes, you do now fucking
Now now a yo a yo now hydrate my rim
23 eight years into the marriage. She gets a
uh, a signatory log-in.
What? I said that.
Where are you, hey, there?
I'm gonna say it all in this episode.
Hey, wait.
15 years ago, I had the pleasure of welcoming players and fans
to the very first International.
A lot has changed since then.
Dota itself has changed. It's always evolving.
And the best players and teams evolve with it.
The Aegis of Champions itself has changed.
Fifty-eight players have etched their name on that epic trophy.
Those players have left their mark on the Aegis and on the game we all love.
But there's one thing that never changes.
whether you're at the arena in Shanghai or watching from home, the skill, the passion,
the talent of these players is always worth celebrating. That's what we're here to do.
So thank you to the fans for joining us. Thank you to the city of Shanghai for
hosting us once again and thank you to the players for giving us something to
celebrate. Today, the finest Dota players in the world will strive to claim the ages of champions.
To all of those in the arena, to all of those who are joining us from around the world,
I am honored to say welcome to the international. Shell's located.
Fifteen years ago, I had the pleasure of welcoming players and fans.
that's cool shit welcome to the national holy chat i cannot
why did i make my come attack today did it oh yeah i did it because we were playing our
code names this way you gotta fix it bonk bang all right all right
I'm not ready to talk about it yet, but I will.
Want to say that?
Interesting.
Interesting.
I don't know what kind of image that is.
It's just weird.
Yeah, I think the whole thing is really messy.
Uh, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie to you guys.
I do feel like, and if you try to sweep a little bit, then.
I mean, I'm willing to see both perspectives and both things,
but, um, it makes me a lot of speaking
in what it was saying and shit.
Um, especially the kind of like dumbing down
some of the concepts that you were talking about.
Um...
It's gonna be really weird.
It's a disaster.
I didn't see what happened. I thought it was game 1111.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. What the fuck? That's pretty crazy.
Well, I mean just because Roshan got out of the pit and started fucking tossing everybody out
If you're in front of Roshan directly in front
What when he's walking around he tosses you out?
The game as a as a as a cycle night and day and I think Roshan swapsides
and five minutes and they didn't finish it in time so he swapped sides in the middle of the encounter.
I'll play again, I'll play again.
Just keep going, just send it, send it, come on.
It looks better.
I think he has a dent, is he not a dent?
I see the dent right here, like a crevasse, can you get a dent where you have almost
too much and make sure they're not permanent, right? I mean I wouldn't...
Do you have a friend like that? I think he was 19 and he was almost fully bald.
I mean, anybody that goes there at the time but, Jeff, that's gonna cook, no?
Yo, yo, that's me faker. That's me faker. That is that is that that that's fake it's
It's that dentschie?
It's not permanent, okay, you're good.
All right.
What's that?
The first, uh...
But...
I don't fuck man, he died of the offie gun.
We can run, we won here in Woosky the most.
Kind of true I guess, but...
But...
But...
I don't fuck man, he died of the offie gun.
I mean, it's kind of true if you get bored easily, but...
Like, I knew he was building some context and I don't know how big the cathartus would be.
And it was worth the episode.
I mean, let's be honest, some shit like Naruto
will spend 65,000 episodes for one guy to do a kickflip or a kick or a punch.
OK, like that's not worth that much investment in episodes.
I love an episode for the things to kick in, if thank.
And I think.
I said this previously.
I think that Stein's Gate has some elements into Mr. Robot.
And there's not a lot of people who even said that.
I think there are some correlations
and some very, very ingrained things that inspired whoever made Mr. Robot.
Right.
What else?
Um, nah I mean.
Wait.
Now we're talking.
Hold on, is that an onypixel clip reference?
Whoa, now we're talking.
Ooh, now we are talking.
I was happy that I saw two miners, two minecrafters, in front of what I thought was a nice base.
Wait.
Now we're talking.
Hold on, is that an onypixel clip reference?
Whoa, now we're talking.
Um
Now we are talking so I was happy that I saw two minors
Two minecrafters in front of what I thought was a nice face
Welcome to the international
Welcome to the international
Welcome to the international.
That's co-op.
Welcome to the international.
Welcome to the international.
Welcome to the international.
Doesn't it?
It's yes.
It's just gonna, it's just a yes.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't think it's like his baby in that, in that way.
Do you think he hates it?
There's not much maneuverability with CS though.
It's very, like, brick as a game.
I mean, I know he plays Dota so...
Welcome to the international.
Welcome to the greatest e-sports event in the world.
Welcome to the international.
To all the Dota fans who've been with us for a long time.
It is the best event in the world.
To those of you who've joined us along.
It's not because League gets more viewers for World itself or whatever.
The best event. It's just incorrect.
The international, the best event of the best event of the year in the world.
And to any of you who are tuning in for the first time, welcome to the international.
Welcome to the international.
The clouds at world is dozing off.
Okay, people have bracelets that shock them awake to make sure that they can watch the game.
They fall asleep at the stage. I mean, it is what it is. I've seen the bridge before.
before I mean I see that maybe you are reselling them people fall asleep at the
venue it was on their phone and the officials and don't have people at the
just like fucking CS.
What the f**k?
have gun gun.
That's funny.
Um, chat, wait.
I know for a fact I said this before.
Chat, I know for a fact, if you look at the VODs,
I've said this before. It's out there.
Ummm...
What was I going to look at? I forgot what was I going to look at.
I got the wrong...
And all the spirits trying to get really figured out a way to help him, and this is the way!
No! That is so ridiculous!
We're going to talk again!
This kid pulls off miracles every day of the week!
And that's going to be enough!
Another round delivered! A dog's deagle!
Get him out of the server!
There are no maps for dogs!
Why did he have to end him with the superhero drum fly it off short?
Shoot a bullet at a riot shield you
Projectile, but that's not actually the case
a small reactive video maybe, maybe a little bit of a chill up?
I think honestly though, and I know I might piss people off by saying this, but I think
part two was just a better made game.
It was longer, there was much more flashbacks, you started to understand the plot a lot
more.
XQC, I love you.
Okay, okay, okay.
If you say, if you say, if you say, he's right, this is a lot, a lot of Sahore.
I mean, you can do flashbacks if you've built a story rich enough.
You can go back and do flashbacks.
How can you do flashbacks on the first game?
How could you do flashbacks on the first game?
Like, I think part two is just a better made game.
Like, I think part one is like your lived technology
advanced, graphics advanced, game development.
got more advanced in terms of the metas, the things that they use, the techniques.
The last of us, one, for the time it was in, did a lot more towards expectations compared
to the last of us two, based on industry standards.
It's just what it is.
It's never about what game it is, it's about how it's doing in its environment always.
I mean, it's a simple concept.
If the baseline game is kind of like this,
if your game,
bonk, it's above the curve,
it's about the margin in between.
Yeah, I mean.
And I think the last of us, too,
you know, I loved it.
I think it did great,
but in that way, it didn't really do that crazy
compared to what was expected.
I think it fulfilled what was expected
a little bit more but it didn't explode past the ceiling. That's what that's what
this one was for. That's the truth. Literally just cheering for Joel and
Allie. You know nothing more than that really. You're literally just kind of
rooting for them. But then part two it like sort of all
got around. They introduced a lot of
I think on part two was just a better made game. It was the long.
So what was the last of us, the last of us, the last of us, the last of us game was made in what the fuck 2013?
It hasn't been before that.
Really? It was probably early in the year, no? June? Okay. And what was the last of us
two made it? Last of us two. Part two, seven years ago. I mean, a lot happens in the industry
in seven years, like, I don't think it was bad.
I actually really love the game.
I think it was great.
But I think it did good in its market.
But in a game that it is, I think it could have
innovated a little bit more, for sure, 100%.
I think it could have been a little bit more with
combat, it could have been a little bit more with
I think it was a little bit flat on that end compared to how good it is.
A true favorite zombie game of all time. Much love.
Leftward End.
Two.
There was much more flashbacks. You started to understand the plot a lot more.
Like I think part two is just a better made game.
Like I think part one, I think part one is like you're literally just cheering for Joel and Ellie
You know nothing more than that really you're literally just kind of rooting for them
Well, I mean also looking for him to find his brother
There's also other characters in it it's under the leaderships with the with the illegal
Let me know
What do we know?
I think I should have asked.
The last of us.
Jack, let's say I can fictionalize this real quick.
Jimmy!
Within its darkness.
No vert lead, infidelity and quality.
I opted for the dynamic 4K 60fps before.
Oh, this is the remaster, no?
Uh, is there like a non-
Like a non-fucking new one?
Like it's all the 4k shit
2013
Will you ever do another playthrough of that game?
Oh, I know I have to play twice.
That fungus cordyceps doesn't actually kill people it turns them into frenzied monsters known as the infected and those foes
Who are contagious by the way are even bigger threats than other humans?
They don't practice self-preservation and they aren't subtle whether you're fighting the lesser infected called runners or their blind hyper-infected
counterparts known as clickers the fear is palpable
It's game over human enemies on the other hand are a bit smarter
They work together and react to what you do
You'll have to approach each fight differently and this gives the Last of Us an amazing, perpetually unpredictable feel.
To deal with his adversaries, Joel has a litany of weapons and makeshift items that rest at the heart of the Last of Us's superb combat system.
As you might imagine, ammunition is scarce, very scarce in fact, forcing Joel and others like him to cleverly navigate precarious situations.
When and where possible, stealth is king, slinking about environments while quietly and covertly taking out enemies.
Okay, um, because I don't really remember that much, I mean I play the games, but I feel
like I don't know why you kind of forget them, I mean.
It all stays true to what the original game established while deepening my understanding
of her.
Baker is no less fantastic as Joel, even though part two is more focused on Ellie.
He sells the weariness of a man who has taken so many lives to save his own and
the lives of those he cares about and made questionable moral decisions out of love.
Do you think it'd make you do this all year round?
There's also a great cast of supporting characters introduced, like Shannon Woodward's instantly
charming Dina.
I would be remiss if I didn't mention though in the most spoiler free of terms the incredible
performance by Laura Bailey.
Like so many of the Last of Us' characters, calling this new character purely good or
evil would be reductive.
Her motivations are just as legitimate and aren't...
I'm not being weird or like being it.
I don't remember cheering or being excited for any other character than Ellie in the second game.
I didn't really give a shit.
I played the game because of whatever.
But I played the main character because I could see her vision, all the story, and I was still rooting for her, cool, right?
But it was hard to root or to really see anybody else.
Maybe the kid in the construction site?
Maybe.
Maybe Noble as Jules or Alex.
Most of these actions revolve around the conflict between the warring groups
in Seattle, where much of Part 2 takes place.
The many characters you'll encounter here are one of the major ways in which Naughty
Dog avoids the fatigue that's it in for many with Uncharted 4's last act.
Even though it's about 25 hours long, Part 2 never drags because there's always new
voices to hear.
Yeah, I'm trying to drags really fucking hard. He's not entirely wrong about it. It's just
a comparison.
The stealth action and pole sequences play out remain very familiar. That said, part two
has taken major steps to add variety to avoid the repetition of the first game. And yeah,
some of this sort of seems obvious in hindsight. Like, it's silly to think that adding a
jump button in 2020 could feel fresh, but Ellie's athleticism most definitely proves
to be key to keeping Pertu's combat encounters interesting and surprising over time. Whether
you're going in loud or quiet, the scope of these battlefields is great. They take place
in areas like multi-tiered shopping malls or fragmented-
Okay, that was a super glazed-up comment. I'm gonna get a my own.
...ass scrapers that offer what feel like naturally complex puzzle boxes.
There's always plenty of room to sneak around and pick off enemies one by one,
or, as usually happen to me, plan to be stealthy but get caught and scrambled to merely escape danger.
Ellie's moves let you improvise to stay one step ahead of some significantly smarter and better
coordinated enemies. That is, if you can learn to understand the various factions.
Seraphite's communicate via whistles, the WLF, the deadly or modern weaponry, and the infected...
Well, no, they haven't started talking to each other, but their mob mentality is more
threatening than ever.
New enemies like the Shamlers are noxious war bombs that cut off potential escape routes
to other destroyer enemies.
The returning stalkers could have been scarier than before, with smart pack mentality.
I think with what they had, from the loss of us one, with how many parts they had,
and how much they could have kind of used that for two, I think it falls shorter.
Okay, what I mean by that is, you know, I still think this story was good.
I think with the components it had, it's a max win.
And I think it under-delivered, but because of its potential.
But it's still been great, and it was less than it could have done for sure.
Enemy types led to several encounters that rivaled the best survival horror experiences I've had.
Speaking of horror, part 2 has some of the most brutal combat animations I've seen in the game.
And it's not-
This sounds insane. What they should have done.
Hey, I don't give a fuck what he says about this.
They should have done DLC of one
being the perspective of the Abbey girl,
and then in two, just do something different.
So that if you didn't play DLC,
nobody gives a shit, right?
And you're not really gonna miss much, right?
Because you get to see, you see under the story,
just under the depth of the story.
And two be its own thing.
Because I mean, I gotta keep it a buck.
I didn't need to give a shit about it
from a very perspective, I mean,
I'm not squeamish, but I did sometimes find myself choosing to be stealthy just to save
myself from watching this again.
Playing non-lethally is often possible but rarely easy, especially when they lose the dogs
who can track your scent even when you're well hidden from humans.
You've got to move or you're dead meat and sometimes that means running for your life.
The artfully detailed and realized locations that Leigh travels through are layer-to-ceased.
It seems as though every room tells a tale of people frozen in time and the density and
detail of it astonished.
That's okay
Last thing I think that to make Abby
Worth all that they have to redeem her to a certain level and I don't think it did it
So therefore the players still had a tainted view on the character
That's all I see way for how much
Joe was present and much it impacted the player base right how much of that I don't think that they redeemed enough
enough they would have to go crazy in it and it's why it still felt like weird it's just whatever i don't
especially true of the uncharted lost legacy style open world area which rewards exploration with great
character moments it was also a huge relief that i never once had to find a floating palette to use
as a raft for someone who couldn't swim part two's environmental puzzles never feel as mindless
as that because they rely a lot more on contextual challenges that make small kills for dad yeah
Yeah, you know, I'm saying it's not about if the story is valid, it's about the player playing the game,
losing Joel that you saw an entire game about so quickly, right? If your walls got robbed,
and I get it, it's a story, so you're engaging the viewer, right? But then you would have to redeem
Abby to a crazy degree in order for the player to lose that resentment. And I don't think
they did enough for it. Wait, she was not redeemed it. Enough of it.
Residential neighborhoods, sewers and much more.
And those clever designs are dressed with some of the most beautiful
faith environments I've seen from the police station for generations.
Stantastic audio design plays a big role as well.
It starts a thundering score by returning composer Gustavo Santonella
and goes all the way down to the little details.
Characteristic for the region, the oppressive thump of rain
masks the terrifying noises that would be infected that lurk outside.
From the slight hum of a silenced pistol, to the harrowing beam of a shotgun, from the
guttural screams of the clickers.
Okay, okay, you got me then, you got me then.
The characters are attractive and annoying, and honestly, maybe Jada back the whole game
and I'll give a shit.
If that wasn't the case, it would have been a lot easier to redeem the character,
it could have been a bit of a redeem within 10 minutes, but I said it, I don't
want to give a fuck.
The muttered self-reflection of Ellie as she kills an enemy.
Naughty Dog's post-pandemic world sounds alive.
The Last of Us Part 2 is a masterpiece worthy of its predecessor.
Taking strides forward in nearly every way,
Ellie steps into the spotlight and carries the seat with a man-
Also, as a measure of criticism,
I feel it would have been cool to pledge all,
eating for, I don't remember if you'd play him or not.
I don't think you do.
And then you get an encounter and you can't win, right?
It's a kind of quick whatever.
And then they get at least that scene.
I feel like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
you do it at the beginning.
Just feels like it's out of your hands too fast.
Having the illusion that you have control would have given probably a better catharsis in everything.
Like a more deeper experience, you're almost still guilty about it, you know what I mean?
That just felt like, oh okay, fuck you.
Yeah, right?
Who the fuck can do that?
Play to the game again with all of the upgrades and equipment obtained, or previously.
Who the fuck's ever gonna play this piece of shit again, you fucking retard?
The audacity of them to even add that at the end of the game.
The absolute audacity.
Wow.
Insane.
That's really done.
It's really done.
That's really it.
That's it.
It's done.
What a steaming, hot piece of shit.
Okay.
Hot piece of shit. Okay, first things first. Let me say this. Okay, I understand Ellie not actually killing her at the end
because
She was in such a shitty spot and it's like so like not satisfying
But why would the devs even do that?
Why would the devs even put Abby in that position so Ellie couldn't even get her like
Moment or ever she gets no moment during the game ever nobody gets a moment except for Abby
So I don't understand why the devs themselves were even put Abby in this in the position not give Ellie that
Like if I would satisfy everybody it'd be insane
Why not just well, I mean it's their story, right?
So it's that it's just I think and I think sometimes I could say I don't like the story and I think the story is shit
And that's also reasonable take
It's not him. It's his story. It's a bad story. Bang. Bang. People forget you're allowed to
say that the story was shit. You're absolutely allowed to. It's not some, there's no truth
in this. It's just, it's been, and-
Why make it so that nobody-
He could make a bad story.
He could make a bad story.
But it is a bad story.
She actually loses the trade. She loses her fingers. And Abby loses nothing in that
train that makes no sense if anything they could have she could have fought
Abby and then I don't know what the fucking other kids gonna do he's like
over revenge on revenge at the end just she should have fucking gathered
chimp in her hand and a rip her entire face off and the scalp on fucking
Ellie right believe it do honestly just fucking kill him and then kick her
in the middle of the hill and the top of her head
I understand why they shipped out, why Ellie doesn't kill Abby, I understand that, but
I don't understand why Abby was put like that in the first place.
A couple of depths, are you fucking stupid?
Secondly, this entire game was such a waste of fucking time and don't you ever dare in
your life even think about making a third one.
This shit was so sad.
It was so pathetic to play. There was no progress made on on anywhere. No pride
You see they're running back and forth running back and forth. They're already dead. We're timing it there
They're already that are dead. They're already that are dead. Okay. Nice. So
impactful trade even this is retarded but even when Ellie and big bitch fight and
She kills Tommy not even Tommy dies. So it's like that didn't even stay now. She Tommy have died. No
No, no, no, of course not.
Sure it's not.
You shouldn't have had to play as fucking Abby anyone.
Why, oh my god, why did we play as Abby for so long?
Why was I forced to beat the shit out of Abby
or beat the shit out of Ellie as Abby?
What the fuck?
And then why did I get that in return?
Like, what the fuck?
If somebody else mentioned it earlier, way better.
This whole game, this whole game is a fucking message,
dude, it's retarded.
Kill off all the male characters to keep the female...
I don't know, somebody's gotta say it at this point.
To keep all the fucking female characters.
The sex scenes were... I mean, I don't give a fuck about... I said it.
I don't give a fuck about sex or kissing or all that shit.
But it's out of place and it's... it's just out of place.
It doesn't make any... you just add it to add it.
That's what she did.
It was really cringy.
I don't give a fuck who has sex.
Like girl, guy, guy, girl, I don't care.
Like, guy, guy, they're handed to you, I don't care.
I don't give a fuck.
No, that was so lazy.
And then if you're force like, do all these, now, that's not to talk about the fucking gameplay, right?
I mean, I don't go far with the gameplay, but we're, the gameplay, so let's just add that from story.
Let's just call it that for story.
Pathetic story, zero out of 10, doesn't make any fucking sense, but play through this, it was fucking retarded.
You should feel ashamed of yourselves.
You should be ashamed, Devs, ashamed.
Anything that we waited so long to finish.
You know what? You know what? I give a review of the game for what the game is.
I treated the game, I reviewed the game as what the game is, and not how I felt about the story from the first game.
I agree with all of this as a story. Still think the game is great.
great that's that I sense like it's weird like she was trash controllers garbage
terrible clunky fucking garbage dog shit glitchy people know that she's so many
goddamn glitches in the game but people don't even fucking realize it
We have this big story. Seriously, how many times have I spanked and I'm climbing up a ladder and it's not even fucking there, right?
I'm bashing a skull in the wall and it's just air.
Then randomly the guy dies. It's like an early access game, what it's seven years for.
It was like EA, man. Nobody even noticed that shit, no, because of the story.
You understand? I don't like how stupid the characters were.
There was no that you would develop characters and that the fairy in that do something completely opposite
What the fuck?
When has what I went up for instance the map incident where Abby somehow found the map you're telling me Tommy
Okay, I understand Ellie might forget the map on the ground me. I mean because it's our first time killing a pregnant person
right, but Ellie
might she shouldn't she would ever forget let's just give you the benefit of
not saying that she forgot let's just say that she for a heli forgot her map
Tommy is not a dumbass not on a million years with Tommy ever forget that and
it's right by her feet you you they're not stupid Joe they're not stupid I
correct storytelling coding whatever fuck you want to call this man what
There's a good way to go out, and there's a bad way to go out.
Dude, Joel literally played, was literally, you played him the entire first game, literally.
So in the face of the fucking cover, he's a face of all the covers, really a main character.
A good guy, everything like that.
And for half him, go out like that.
Yeah, it's just sudden, it's trash.
Like that.
You know for a fact that this Neil guy was sitting there and was rubbing his hand like
Oh, dude, no, cinema, it starts and oh, no, you know what he thought he was going to cook?
Like this is going to take it by storm.
It's shit.
It's shit, cockman, lock in.
I thought you were dreaming at first and going to wake up.
Maybe you're still alive.
to have him go out like that is so I don't know just pathetic Joe is not a
good guy but it's the good guy to that story that we play on the first game
you fucking bitch you don't get to do the switcher rule here's the good guy the
whole game but in a second one he's actually bad guy and here's why fuck
you we don't give a shit man all the games everybody kills everybody you
No way, it's not some fucking moral bullshit.
So, I said, dude, he deserves so much better, actually.
Like, to go out and like, defending Ellie
in like a gunfight or something.
Not saving the person who literally beat a skull in.
And then dying in...
She's looking at that!
Wait, she already decided to wait for it.
I did it. It's a whoa, like we're gonna be one of a kind deads here guys. Let's do something absolutely fucking retarded real quick guys guys
Get this it's gonna be so edgy. We'll have a fucking a two girls having sex and smoking weed and then right after let's kill Joel
It's insane. It's actually insane. That's literally what they thought. It's gonna be a banger like
Guys this just feels like I was like Naruto, you know
It's like if I episode 160 some new character come out of the blue in one episode for the first four minutes and
Killed Sasuke with a fucking slingshot pebble
True. That's how this feels.
Truth, nuke. Truth, nuke. Truth, nuke.
Get up. Joe, fucking get up.
Please stop. Please stop.
Oh no, I'm unreasonable because...
It was like, wha, no Joe, wha...
Dude, I know that's unreasonable.
It's like it's like we bought a new fucking halo and they go master chief
No, uh
Everybody's dead. We get master chef instead and he starts to fucking cook up a steak or some shit like what?
Like what are you talking about? And that's busted it
No way
No!
No!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Why?
There better be a panel from this
Oh no, oh no, okay. Yo, yo opinion so far is
I
Really actually don't give a fuck about Abby to be honest with you
It's not anywhere close to the extent of Ellie
And they threw me into Ellie storyline and it was fucking sick. It was super cool. I loved it
And then they threw me into this person's storyline, Abbey.
And it's fine, it's okay.
But they left this crazy cliffhanger from Ellie's storyline that I'm supposed to be leading up to.
And I'm still thinking about Ellie's cliffhanger moment.
And every second I'm playing this, it's just annoyingly holding me back from what I want to see.
So it kind of yo yo yo imagine having this taken
Was this thing guy
But and most streamers have a story game buddy buddy
Soda has your entire family and acquaintances and friends combined a gameplay in story games
Times 10 for the next 10 lifetimes of them combined who the fuck are you bitch ass?
amplifies
Cause I'm so confused.
These deaths are so dry dude.
Dad!
Dad!
I don't, I don't want to know her backstory.
A fucking killed Joel?
Ellie.
I love Joel.
I'm sorry.
Jesse!
They're down here!
You!
I don't...
I don't really like the Abbey girl either, I mean.
She got to play her over Joel?
I have to go pee really bad.
All I have to do is get it ended.
Um, I was a famous offline chatter.
Yeah, he says something wrong.
I mean, I'm not mad at him.
All right?
I hate the game.
goes to the last of us, part two.
Yeah.
Again, big congrats to all the other games we're nominated with.
Everyone at Naughty Dog.
I can't wait to hug and high-five and get drunk with each one of you.
That's going to have to wait until next year.
I want to just thank every person that worked on this ambition game and within 90 dog and outside
Shout out to our
You play as the arbiter people hated back back then now everyone deep-throats Halo 2
The Arbiter
And who did the arbiter kill that was so significant that we play in the first game
Well, who do you play and come out of all that that that dies for the arbiter that would make it so bad to play the arbiter?
I love playing on the eyes of the arbiter. What?
What a stupid comparison.
I have to be a little bit better.
Um.. Okay. Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
I'll take this whole thing. Thank you.
Can I do that? Am I allowed to?
So much food in this stupid thing.
Today I'm going to be asking 100 guys one question.
From 1 to 100, what would you rate yourself?
I would probably give myself like a...
Here are the three rules.
First, you'll get yourself a rating with 100 being the most...
I have an idea!
I said that!
Then I'll take a Polaroid of you and place it on a board that is numbered 1 to 100, putting
you at the number that you chose.
But here's a catch.
If your number is already taken, you must compare yourself to the people on the board and
pick a new number that still makes the most sense to you.
The goal?
To have 100 guys accurately ranked in order of attractiveness.
Hopefully.
On a scale from 1 to 100, 100 being the most physically attracted, what would you
rate yourself?
100.
100.
Why 100?
So I've had a coffee, water Malone, and some coconut water.
What would you say is your best physical feature?
My butt.
Do you mind turning around?
Where is that too much?
It's not bad.
65.
Why 65?
I don't think I'm not too bad, you know?
Maybe just lightly above average.
I'm on a man job.
90.
So you would say 90?
90. What do you think is your best physical feature? It used to be my hair and my eyes.
71. I think I'm pretty fit and conventionally attractive but I don't think I'm like a dog.
79. Do you have any insecurities about your physical appearance? Obviously you know dad bod
hits and you aren't as ripped as you used to be. I guess my stomach.
I'm going to go with the 70.
Do you have a most attractive physical future?
I can't say I really get compliments on anything too much other than maybe my height.
Your height?
And how tall are you?
I think I'm 6'3".
6'3".
It's a pretty tall height.
Right.
If you had to pick a guy who you think is the most attractive on this board.
You know what?
I'm going to go with the guy who said 100.
Confidence is attractive regardless of what gender you are.
You know I'd give myself a solid 79.
Why 79?
I feel like I'm in a tip top shape almost.
Almost peak.
79 is taken by this dude right here.
OK, well that's funny.
That's how dude is 78.
So do you feel like you are slightly less attractive
than this guy right here?
Yeah, maybe not.
I guess 80 then.
82.
Why 82?
I think 100 is a little too high.
82 just feels right.
I think I'm a decently looking guy, kind of tall.
How tall are you?
6'1".
6-1. I'm assuming you have no problem with ladies.
If I try, I just don't try much.
Ah, no.
Do you have a least attractive feature?
Anything you would change to make you more attractive?
Make me taller. Why not?
I'll go even taller.
I'll go even taller.
So what height would you pay?
6'3".
So just two extra inches.
Two extra inches anywhere, you know?
What do you mean by that?
Do you feel like you're more attractive than this guy?
No offense to that guy, but I think I am.
Looking at the open numbers remaining, where do you feel like makes sense for you?
for you. I'll go with 94. Say it like an eight. So once to 100. Yeah. Like an eight. Yeah.
Wow. I don't know man I feel like I just don't got any more you know. I'm past my prime.
Got to put some muscle on us the other day you know. In your prime what what numbers were you
reaching? Prime, maybe like 25. Out of everyone on this board which guy would you date if you were
a girl? So if I was a guy I would date the guy that's 100. You mean if you were a girl?
Nah.
So if I was this guy, obviously, you're not a guy.
Well, no, just on some real, I would get Scott, like right now.
He's like over there, God.
Yeah, see, if you keep walking, you'll find him.
OK, OK, OK.
Yeah.
I would say he looks like he's active.
I'll do 81.
65.
It's not too humbling, in a sense.
It's not too much of a high, not too long ago.
What would you say is your best physical feature?
My hips.
Your bicep.
You've been hitting the gym.
Yeah.
Do you feel like you are more or less attractive than 65?
I would say more attractive. 72, yeah?
You're 72, so you go above 70 and some more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
64.
Do you have a least attractive physical feature?
I don't like my features, just for that, it's not symmetrical,
I'm gonna go longer than I like it.
87.
Conrad is like, fat, fat, maybe.
I think I'm like, better than 80.
Who is the most attractive on this board?
None of them really strikes me as a really good looking dude.
Gargle picked 8, I think is the most attractive, like he seems the most clean, clean looking.
And 85? Why 85? I think I have a pretty good base that work out, run, all that.
You feel like you are more or less attractive than this guy?
I give myself more, I put myself at 88, you know.
88, so you go above 87 as well? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do that.
62, I'm like around average.
Do you have a least attractive feature?
Leave my nose. It's a little big, maybe.
Looking at all the guys on this board,
who, in your opinion, is the most attractive?
We got right here, number 90.
Yeah, all of you, but he was good.
Somehow the men are as...
more dogin' old than the women in the video.
74.
Tall fella.
67.
What would you say is your least attractive physical feature?
Really?
83.
What would you say is your best physical feature?
feature. Do you feel like you are more or less attractive than 80?
He's better. I'll say 77.
63, 50 is the average. It's likely better but I'm not high up.
Who on this board do you think is the most attractive?
I feel like it's 62.
Oh good question. I feel like in my life and I'm very lucky for this.
I don't think my physical looks hold me back. It's been other things that I need to work on.
Jeff, look at that. All that gives you this weird, like, entitled odd opinion guy.
I don't give a damn.
That doesn't hold me back at all.
It's the column denominator.
Do you have a least attractive physical feature?
It's always the caps.
You gotta work on the caps and work.
So we are 24 people in, and if you look at the board, you may notice a bit of a problem.
The 60s to 70 ranges are starting to fill up.
This is unfair because someone who's more deserving of a 60 of 70...
I said that must act not all of the twists.
Each person will not have the option to move down one person
in order to hopefully make the board make more sense.
Why 50?
I don't think I have an S-Face, but I think my body,
it's not the best right now, but it's decent.
If you had to pick one guy on this board
and move him down, for which guy to what number?
Maybe this guy, just going for the game.
So 67 for 66, just a little bit.
The most of the game is people on the table.
70?
We all go 60 now.
He's solid two.
If you had to take one guy on this board and move him down, which guy to what number?
A hundred seems pretty hard. Do you want to move him down?
A hundred ninety-nine.
Seventy.
Are you more or less attractive than him?
He sort of looks like me.
But I'll say I'll say I'm better than him, yeah?
This guy has seventy-four, but I didn't bring him.
I'll give it back to him.
Oh, damn. Let's just keep going.
You know what? I'll take seventy-eight.
Seventy-eight.
83 to 73.
Yeah, yeah.
76.
Why 76?
Ever since Timothy Shalame came for like movies and stuff,
there's a lot of women with like, like my type.
They're all like age discriminate.
Why?
But the college is the guy that is 90.
Let's give him 75.
77.
Do you have a least attractive physical feature?
Your stomach when it's like hanging or whatever thing,
like not every angle.
Like I'm happy with it most of the time,
but like sometimes you just like...
83.
Go 83.
So you bump up a little bit.
Yeah. Oh, this guy.
23.
59.
Woo!
67.
Do you have a most attractive physical feature?
My eyebrows.
So what number would you move 77?
273.
Is this like Frodo?
Why 87?
For the sake of how comfortable I feel with my own body,
I would say I would put myself in an 87.
What would you say is your most attractive physical feature?
Oh, my jawline.
For sure.
Tattoos and jawline.
For sure.
I'll go for 89.
I'll go higher.
Who is the most attractive guy on this board?
I think 65's cute.
XQC...
I'm gonna go with 76.
What is your best physical feature?
A lot of people turn my eyes.
And do you have a least attractive physical feature?
Only I know it's just, but I feel like I have a lazy eye.
Because people don't have a nice eye, but I...
Chad, you know that should be quite good looking.
If you had like really like maybe like a short like a short hair trim.
Like I think this hair is looking goofy on him too.
And notice my eyes now and like I have a,
my right eye seems to get a lazy eye.
I cannot tell.
Oh
You think you're more attractive than looking more attractive in 78 though. What about 79 though?
What about 80 80s kind of jacks? I mean, I'm gonna give him in a minute. I'm thinking 84, bro
I'm looking myself a little more. I'm moving 72 down to one number 68
41 I feel like I'm a little bit out of shape my hairstyle
Who would you say is the most attractive dude on that logically if this guy if this guy locked in and slimmed up whatever
right um I think he has a good face structure in there someone is bored
and he has good features
in case you're curious, this is what the board currently looks like
so far some of the rankings have been pretty interesting but before we continue I would like to thank today's sponsor Freecash
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What would you say is your most attractive feature?
Probably in my face.
Yeah, same mustache cuts.
Why are you talking about mustache cuts, man?
I'll just go with 99, though.
You're gonna shift you over to 98.
77?
Is there anything you would change about yourself physically to make you more attractive?
A lot more hips, actually.
Like wider hips?
A little bit of wider hips, like a little bit more wide, because I already have an ass.
Yo!
Yeah, I'm on eggs, I'm louder.
Actually, have an ass?
Yeah, I'm just in charge right now.
You're in charge, I'm in charge, I'm in charge.
And he's not gonna be happy?
He's probably talking to you.
Oh, look, he was on the phone right now.
But we can play here, we have the...
Ok.
But if I want to win, it's fine.
And if you have people with you,
Yeah, and I was like, okay, you're just gifted like that.
Yeah, I'm gonna put this guy down.
So, 68?
About 40.
Actually, wait now.
Sup?
What's this?
Food?
We have dinner party together.
I mean, you didn't tell anybody?
Yes, we did.
Okay, now show me some proof.
I mean, it's a proof.
Where is it?
There's no text, nothing.
No, there isn't.
So, we've got this great dinner at the top of the tower tonight.
Yeah, the leakage so that they get to join you.
Hey, don't chat.
That was a joke, that was a joke. I didn't mean that.
Am I leaking anything, chat?
What was the umbrella?
What's this?
Um, she said, uh, that's gonna leave a bit of lighting because I was doing something
easier today and I needed a bit of lighting and this is lights.
Looks like alien spacecrafts.
Look.
Worm.
Oh my God, I saw that.
Yeah?
But it was something else.
Uh, that lens doesn't require that much lighting.
So what are you doing right now?
Uh, I was watching a video.
It's just a video.
Well, not a biking video.
Uh, very nice, but like...
I scrapped my bike.
You scrapped it?
It's not funny.
Um, is this worth it?
About 7,000.
It's not too bad.
But it's not broken, is it?
It's gone. It's finished.
What do you mean it's gone?
It's broken too.
You broke the frame?
Wait, that's kind of rare, no?
No, it's for the people.
This is for us.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
Oh! It's coming from the other side, isn't it?
Yes.
I asked him.
I was looking at that video.
And I was bored.
You bored?
brakes. Just stress on the fibers, the grade, the fiber themselves. And then the
bike with the pivot. Yeah. Bolt came out chewed away at the fiber. Every
time, every time I was up and down. And then the seatpost was in there. So
scratching the seatposts. What's that noise? I brought it to the bike shop
by chance. The guy says, my God, the bike's finished.
Can I buy any one? I'm trying to get it fixed. I have the one I bought you
when you were small. Do you bike electric electric vehicles or not or just mostly?
It is assisted pedaling right? It's not like that. It's assisted.
Buy him a bike. Buy him a yacht. What is it these people? Buy him a stream.
Hey, maybe I should stream. Do you think I make a good stream? If you do I cannot
I don't associate any more because you're going to do something wrong.
That would be good, no?
Yeah.
I can do it.
It'll be better than a weekend.
And he says what we'll say.
And he said he will say, oh, yeah.
No wonder.
No wonder he's like this.
Look at what he says.
Dad says it.
He's already done that a thousand times.
Yeah.
Well.
You're streaming anything else to me?
Yeah, I think I was just doing games a little bit later. I think yeah, I
Played that I woke up early today. Just I want the new game. It was okay
Like like a like a seven
We'll be back about just one o'clock tonight. Well, I'll come and bug you at that time. Yeah
Was this part of the dinner?
Well, yeah
Yeah
I went to see the doctor what I went to see the doctor
And what's up? You doing good? I'm doing very good actually. Is it healthy? Yep, very. Very cool. Not bad.
Should last another 20 years
Maybe another 20 years? Should last another 20 years. Okay, I'll be circuitty for that long. If he can come biking
with me by then
Yeah, of course. I thought you'd buy me a bike so I brought you a bike. It's coming
Well, that'd be good.
Am I bugging you?
No.
I'm trying.
Sure doesn't give a fuck.
What's this?
What?
That.
But you know, men write themselves on how they look, how they view themselves.
No kidding.
Yeah, they're delusional.
I don't like seeing pictures of me.
Why not?
I don't like it.
I don't like that they do videos of me on YouTube. I don't like that.
Because we don't take pictures of yourself.
Is it kids today, man?
Like, kids in his little grandson. Hey, take a picture.
Grab the paws, man.
Yeah, don't plan.
If you take more pictures of yourself in good angles,
then you'll be like, oh, this is why I don't care about looking back on the picture.
No, no, no, no, not that massive.
All right, well...
You're good looking.
Well, I'm... When I... When I want you.
No, pretty much all the time.
Yeah.
You have eyebrows. I don't have any eyebrows.
Yeah, well, when do you have eyebrows exactly? Well, when were yours?
Never have.
When are they?
I don't have any eyebrows. I actually have no hair.
That's fine. I don't have a lot of hair either.
You have a lot more hair than me.
Yeah, and this doesn't come from you. It's gonna come from mom, probably.
I have only hair here. I have no other hair anywhere.
People don't want to see anything.
See?
What?
When I play games?
Yes, I was asking this.
This hair gets under, and it causes friction.
I have to shave it to this part right here.
And if I don't want to shave this one, it looks like I'm wearing like a bracelet.
So I have to shave this part as well.
It's weird that you say that because I, with the computer, when I talk about the computer,
I'm like, what?
It sucks.
It sucks.
It sucks, yeah.
It sucks like this.
No, I'm just just going to say, it's why I decided to add some extra stuff.
She's still by there, yeah?
Yeah.
That's cool.
She's like, you're sure?
No.
You should have done your job.
Oh yeah.
Oh, you're going better with that?
Hey!
Your car.
I want to use your car.
I can't use it.
Oh, you can just put some gas in it because there's no inside of gas.
You have to go all the way to the spot because it's not even named for me.
Thought I'd use it mine next Friday.
Impressively. Nicholas won't lend me his.
Well don't crash it. Also use the lift if you go on to...
Yes, you need to crash course on a driver.
Sorry but you have to use the lift.
Hey, chat, best car in the world, Toyota Sienna Platinum.
Dude, there's no way that you didn't give you a price based on you promoting that stupid car. There's no chance.
Chat, I'm telling you. Toyota Sienna.
Why are you always... he always does this.
Best car best car ever by the way, we're taking the car tonight except Phoenix isn't coming because he's like a rug rat
We can fix six people seven people in the car
Hybrid quiet looks like a plane
Seven spaces, but you have no girlfriend no friends. So who's gonna be in the car? I have no friends. It's true
I
Okay, this this is code for you gonna play now, right?
I'll do 79.
Do you feel like you're a little bit more attractive than 78?
I guess, yeah.
Okay, fair enough.
I'll call you this guy, from 95.
85, it's not 100 because there's always room for improvement.
It's not below because I also think I have someone to put pieces of it on.
86.
So you'll bump up from 85 just a little bit.
I'm sitting as a measure of average of what I'm at compared to what I can be.
Well, I think today is it's it's it's bad that's what all not at all
Super lock finish like that if I actually get a fork and I mean I think I'd be higher in that
What would you say is your best physical future? I like my jawline
Your jawline. Yeah, put me here. You got 57. Yeah, 62 to 61
76 75
56
72 do you have a least attractive future this guy
You're belly.
Yeah, that guy.
No, I'm just 62, though.
Oh, this isn't me.
They're all attractive, man.
We'll move 90 to 41.
We are now 41 guys in, and since the board is starting to fill up...
Yeah, okay, competitive women, and this is crazy.
The delusion is busted.
At the same time, there are some guys that go outside
and are credible enough to sit at the park.
Like, these people clearly have a good enough sense of esteem
that they go around and sit at the park
and do all that, like, most of it, what?
I mean, unless you're a jikachat, I mean,
I didn't like doing that one, like, I don't know.
New rules.
From now on, each person will have the option
to swap two people.
Two people, they feel like, should switch numbers
in order to make the board make more sense.
65, I would say.
55.
If you had to pick two guys on this board,
then you feel like should swap numbers
in order to make the board make more sense.
Which two guys do you think should swap numbers?
Fifty and eighty-three.
Fifty and eighty-three, yeah.
Jack, I think guys go to the park,
middle of the day like that.
Today, I dream about looking at girls and thinking,
oh, yo, what if I went and asked for a number or whatever,
and they lived this fantasy in their head of them,
if they had the confidence to do all that, right?
And then they go at home regretting that they didn't,
and it makes them feel giddy inside.
Six, six, six, what would you say is your best future?
People like my turn.
I'll put the 24.
If you had to put two guys on this board and swap their numbers so that the board makes
the most sense to you, which two people would you swap?
Okay.
You go.
I'd say 100.
100?
Yeah, for sure.
Why 100?
Life is hard, right?
Of course, sometimes you're feeling bad, sometimes you're feeling good.
Everyone.
What's important is always to recover and feeling nice all the time.
And thanks for God for being in the life.
Some people don't have the opportunity.
I want to say I can 86.
Why 86?
I take good care of myself and stuff,
but I'm still very in the beginning of that process.
And I just think I have a lot of work on self,
work on my style, my skin.
What would you say is your most attractive physical feature?
I have pretty wide shoulders, so I'm very proud of this.
You know, I go to the gym.
Pretty sharp jawline, too.
I'll be honest, you are a very attractive guy.
I don't say that to every guy.
You're the first guy I said that to.
Thank you so much.
That's straight by the way, but I just have to point that out.
Very true.
I guess I'll choose like 50.
Wait, wait, 53?
That's a good spot to be in.
This man's a track of Ann Humble.
I'll swap beats.
63 and 100.
This guy, good jawline, great hair.
He looks physically fit.
He made it in.
Two Humble.
Okay.
Here's my black-pilted answer.
I think he's Humble.
Two Humble.
To get even more points.
He probably sees himself as like a 60.
He probably sees himself as 80.
I think he would have been Humble if he chose like a 65.
65 the next sense because lower than that is fake humble that means like
Because the 100 always have like big ego boost I
Want to say a hundred probably not though. I'm gonna give myself
82 why not stick with the 100?
Um, I don't know. I mean, you're pretty good looking.
Oh, I do.
Do you feel like you are more or less attractive than 82?
More. More. Okay.
I guess I'm gonna be 91. This guy.
I'm swapping this guy. Let's swap these two.
Yeah, what people do stacked at the fucking part like that?
I'm not trying to judge anything. I'm just trying to see what people do like that.
I mean, I'm looking at this.
Excuse me.
I'm looking at these guys. I think if I was there, I'd be fucking malding.
Three years.
You're 8 and 100.
That's what those do, yeah.
Okay, 67.
What would you say is your most attractive feature?
From the height?
How tall are you?
6'4".
Why?
You're the man who did that.
One move, 83 to, like, 87.
45.
I'd say 70 and 53.
70 and 53, yeah.
All right.
80.
Why 80?
I try to stay healthy.
I'm clean, you know what I'm saying?
Do you have a least attractive feature?
I'm on my feet.
I don't like that.
Good thing we can't see your feet.
Yeah, exactly.
Look like me.
Honestly, he looks more fit than me,
but hey, I still think I'm more attractive.
I wish I could go higher than these people.
This guy already put a hundred.
I mean, the nice height is 99 if you want it.
I'll put it right there then.
You're going 99.
Yeah.
There's no way this guy is more attractive than they are.
Yeah, I have to switch.
Well, I mean, I'll be for those angles.
I know I'm good looking, but at the same time,
there are many other beautiful people in the world.
What would you say is your best physical feature my hair and my eyes you go 93 right here?
I'm confident enough to say 93 do you feel like 94 or 95 is more active?
It's good that people hate on face tats when
Overline cats are already like most of the these videos at least that sentence is like dog shit
And then you think of that. Oh face that is worse buddy, buddy
It's almost on the same bracket like I don't even know what the fuck is up with people like I don't get it
No, I'll go 98. What 70 for sure? He's a good looking guy. I think Dylan O'Brien right there
78 100 for sure. I prefer this guy's face stats over most overall any touch on any part of the body that I've seen
Other than the other
Because the vibe the vibe of his tattoos that make sense. You can tell a video is in Canada because there are more
It's like a glaze
just the overall
Drawing like philosophy is it kind of coherence
So yeah, it's a little bit chaotic, but if it's if it's him because it was not some oh, I'm gonna put a fucking super-duper like a
car wheel then a boat
Then a
Shaft like dude, and it's like a bunch of different art sounds like fuck that man. It looks like a clown like what 70 for sure
He's a good-looking guy. It's a Dylan O'Brien right there 70 and 100 for sure
78 why 78 and a nice
What would you say is your most attractive feature?
Open-minded, respectful.
Man, who is that?
What the f*** is that guy?
I'm not going 97.
Okay.
66.
Do you need it?
33, yeah.
68.
Feels like Washington.
40.
What the f***?
40.
Yo, run to the car.
What would you say is your most attractive physical feature?
My car.
I don't even do nothing to it.
No product.
No.
24.
So 33.
Really?
So long.
88.
Can I take care of myself?
I try my best to look good.
I put time and effort into what I wear.
I'm going 93.
Do you feel like 94 or 95 is more attractive than you?
I mean, I think it's similar.
I'll go 96.
Maybe 70 or 77.
50.
50.
What would you say is your most attractive feature?
Shoulders maybe.
Your shoulders.
Yeah
Why I'm like good shape and I like take care of myself got a good job
But I'm not super tall. You know, I'm not that cocky. I can't take 93
Who on this board do you think is the most? Yeah, I was felt weird thinking oh, yeah, but we're in a delusional
Um, then, oh my god, what's up with these women
in the other video?
But, in men, Denny worse.
77.
I would definitely say it's 94 and 77.
78.
It feels like a good average number, you know.
I'm not shooting for the stars either.
Do you feel like you are more or less attractive than him?
I think I'm more attractive.
I put myself at 48, I think.
I would change to 61.
Yeah.
I put him replacing at 90.
100.
I never talked down to myself, you know?
You know why one hundred never taught them in itself. I think of myself as the best person ever
Don't do this taken
That's not the videos about that man six eight
You go for this stop just stop
77 47 I like 47. Maybe 40 and 48. Yeah
77 why 77 I think it captures
Decently on that scale. Do you have a least attractive future?
Well, I got this four-head crease but I think it adds a bit of character to me.
Was something stressing you out?
Not really.
You're just born like that.
I just have a very big eyebrow ridge and it creates a natural fold.
I like it. It gives me character.
You feel like you are more or less attractive than him?
Are you going to tell the guy?
No, no.
I think I'm more.
I'll take 46.
I will switch these two.
You and so does that.
This guy is funny.
89.
Do you feel like you are more attractive than him?
I believe so.
You believe so?
I would go 17, 71.
So 71 and 80.
I'm 86.
70.
Do you have a favorite physical feature?
On my shoulders, I like my shoulders.
Maybe I put four.
64, from the 89.
45.
I'm currently just that.
38, we're 38.
This guy, four.
40 and 64?
Yeah.
42.
Who would you say is the most attractive guy
on this board?
Maybe this guy.
Like, if you count the classic definition of like beauty, 67, I don't want to...
I don't want to... I think it's guys private, one of the most attractive guys in the whole line-up.
The classic definition of like beauty, 67, I don't want to get too down on myself.
What would you say? I mean, I might...
I would be comfortable and notice the former, which I was like, I'd never heard that.
That guy, let's say everybody was placed at about 100.
Okay, you'd be in a top 25. Like what? You'd be top-end.
You guys top-end doesn't mean that you're at the last degree, you're at the last percentage.
You'd be top 25. Like what?
The floor and I was like, okay, it's does 39.
77.
Okay, I said the problem. I said the problem. I said the problem.
Now, now, now, the chat also has the same set of the delusion.
What do you think? That men equals good looks equals, um, I got cool shoulders and look at my forearms and look at my,
and yo, look at my butt and look at my traps, all right?
And look at my, like,
and then they don't really see the vision
when it comes out to what's attractive to women,
what do they look at
and what this attraction kind of stems from.
Like, bro, even if you think that all your muscle
and shit or whatever is like your biggest attire.
Have you been there?
Let's go with 35.
Yeah, I would swap them.
44 and 46?
100.
100? Why 100?
Like, O.G. Annobe said, I don't shoot trying to miss.
Wow, okay!
What would you say is your most attractive physical feature?
As Eightle Eyes.
It's 20-20 stars, you know.
You're very physical, do you?
Wow.
No, I'm very...
I know, I mean, I know spirituality,
and I can rate men comfortably without giving a shit.
I don't give a fuck.
I find a lot of men attracted.
I think a bunch of actors are very, like, like, um,
like, I think Ryan Gosling, like, uh, Lino DiCaprio,
some features that I find are just, are just attractive,
and I don't even fucking, it doesn't mean I love them,
I want to date them, I want to suck them off,
like, I guess they'll, I guess they'll see
and admire a well-put piece.
Okay, thank you so much.
Okay, 100's taken, that's the next highest number available,
so I'll take 37.
Honestly, man, I think I would give myself 65.
I'll be honest.
I would have given you higher.
Higher?
Yeah.
Oh, sure.
I don't know.
Like something about your vibe, your look.
Yeah.
It was like good energy.
Men think that what makes them manly and what makes them what they think is attractive
is what will be attractive to women.
Like, it's the most delusional thing of all time.
It's like a very sad male delusion because they're going to pass and they get lost
I try to carry myself in a certain type of way, I'm not perfect and I'm not the most
best looking or the most outgoing person.
All these people are beautiful people though, wow.
Honestly?
You ask the top 1% of the most beautiful women and you get the choice or whatever, they will
go for some tall, lanky dude over some fucking big ass, chunk muscular guy, almost
over 90% of the time, 95% of the time or more.
They'll go for that for more of a slender, slim, tall build.
I mean, that's what it is.
I mean, I don't know what anybody says.
It's just what it is.
I'll take one.
Is that crazy?
I hope that's not crazy, though.
You're taking one.
You're instantly my favorite guy.
I'm sorry.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, man.
I'm sure 100 is a great person.
OK, last question.
All these people seem like.
Last question.
Ironically, it's going to the gym
and perceiving yourself that gives you the confidence
You think you look good the actions of being attractive rather than what the muscles are themselves
But you're gonna sell them delusional for fucking ten years thinking that it's the actual muscle tone and the
Physicality that's attractive women. You're fucking your brain dead. You're stupid
Great people. I recognize myself. I'm not seeking external validation. I like you. I like you as well, brother
Yeah, thank you, man. What's your name? My name is Sanjay. I'm a psycho. Nice to meet you, brother
I genuinely feel like I could be your friend.
Hey, likewise, brother.
You're a good guy.
You got Instagram?
Yeah, I do got Instagram.
Let me see your Instagram.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
87.
What would you say is the most attractive physical feature?
I'd say a broad shoulder, like just naturally.
Just stop.
Brutal.
We thought even during any fight.
Get a mouse.
Or like this thing.
And you want to hear is this.
36.
Yeah.
87 and 98.
Can I just say I noticed that, guys?
All these dudes, all like they had their beard trimmed.
They got their fucking shit waxed up, the other guy had his chest waxed and all that, whatever.
Like, I'm going to go to the park, whatever.
But, let's talk about it, I'm not...
Ten?
Why seventy?
If you like, my face is kind of attractive.
Yeah, thirty-four now.
I'm not right, I'm not right, I'm not right, I'm not right.
And I'm not...
And I'm not...
And I'm not...
Ninety-nine.
Ooh, seventy.
I feel like that's just like average number these days.
I think I'll go like thirty-two, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who would you say is the most attractive guy on this board?
I got this dude.
86.
86, he's got an egg.
66, I'm like skinny enough, whatever.
I'm young, I have hair.
Yeah.
So in respect to 100, man, what a guy.
What a legend.
31.
You think 31.
Yeah.
I think I would swap 65 and 74.
25.
And 10.
75 and 98.
Draw muscles and being 21.
I exercise a lot.
The confidence boost you get from working out also helps.
Just wrong, just wrong.
And like I said, the reason why I said it was delusional
is that it's not just something that I was saying.
It's a true delusion.
Now your donation like this means that you're not,
you're completely delusional.
Like you've lost your mind.
And it's fine, at least at one point
you get out of that fucking stupid fucking,
Like, it is what it is.
I mean, it is what it is.
I'm reasonably handsome face.
I've never had any difficulty getting dates
or girlfriends or anything,
so I think I am above average in some capacity.
I've probably got 26 then.
15.
15.
15.
Why 15?
I'm not personally confident in the way I look.
When I look in the mirror,
I don't even see close to like a 30,
so I never really think.
15.
Did you always feel like a 15?
Honestly, yeah.
I've never been like the good-looking guy in a friendly group.
Like, I read himself a one.
It should be like 80.
Swap him.
22.
Y-22.
I have a library card.
Who is the most attractive guy on this board?
37.
Little bit older?
Grizzled?
Silver Fox.
Silver Fox.
Absolutely.
As that takes on music, for sure.
Oh, yeah.
I'm curious.
This is with the board.
As that takes on sports, for sure.
What currently looks like?
99.
Why 99?
Because I can do everything and anything.
But when Trump is still like 1% and I do not know about something,
I would be ready to learn.
That makes me 100.
OK.
He can know it.
99 is a top.
I'm more attractive.
He's not.
OK.
What number would you like to take?
7.
7?
Yeah.
The number 1 goes to 98.
1 with 98.
62.
I think it's a good number because I'm not at all.
I'm not super in shape actually.
Then I go for 27.
Who is the most attractive guy on this board?
75.
40, which is 39.
80.
What is your least attractive?
I have a job.
Starting to lose my hair.
I was still 30.
Starting to switch the 100 and the one.
901.
Yeah.
68.
Do you have a most attractive feature?
You have my eyes?
It's all just 29.
So are these two guys here?
53 and 78.
Yeah.
62.
There's some features I don't like about myself.
Do you feel like you are more or less attractive than 62?
Less.
Okay, fair enough.
I'll go with a 16, 24, and I'll swap them with a 15.
75?
I don't think I'm gonna pass you.
75!
Get out!
I mean, I'm sick of 25.
Get out!
Get out!
75.
Do you have a least attractive feature?
Probably my nose.
People say stupid.
Do you feel like you are more or less attractive than I am?
I don't think he's got it. I think he's got it.
I'll take 20.
You'll take 20.
No disrespect, but the guy in the 100s, I think he's got it.
So who's guy do you think deserves that 100 spot?
I'll take 54. I don't know. I kind of like his style.
70. I'm taking 23.
So you think 28, he's the most attractive.
Yeah, yeah.
So you do 28 with 100.
Yeah.
15.
Do you have a feature that you don't like about yourself?
I'll probably win.
I'll just go with 21.
Fifty. That's good, three.
Sixty-seven. I don't want to flatter myself too much. I'm gonna go twenty.
Who would you say is the most attractive guy?
Buddy over here, number eighty-six. Looks like a handsome fella.
Seventy-five.
Maybe ninety.
I'm gonna switch him and this guy just because they look like almost the exact same.
Jack, this guy looks like some architect dad nerd.
But then he's got some weird tattoos on his arms,
his arms which kind of cuts his look entirely like I think he's like he's
he's going through a fatal some shit I mean I would say 72 out of 100. Why 72?
I look at myself like there's obviously things I like to work on you know I
don't think anybody's ever gonna be perfect so. Oh Roy's no I mean chat he's
got the nipples gonna burst out to the chest no. What is something you
would improve about yourself to make you more physically attractive? Definitely
being a little bit more consistent with the eating in the summer. I worked so hard in the
winter and then you know you're drinking and you're eating and all this stuff and you kind
of go and maintenance mode a little bit. The next highest I guess would be a team for sure.
I would say 72 with 46.
If you had to pick one guy who you think is the most attractive.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I'm going to go with 18.
Would you swap them to anything actually?
Yeah, I might put him up to like a hundred.
You would swap 18 with 100.
Yeah.
65.
Just feels like above average.
65!
What would you feel like the most attractive physical?
My boy!
In my face.
My boy!
My boy!
18 and 62.
Yo!
Okay.
I don't like cooking people.
I don't like cooking people.
I'm nowhere, okay?
Because I think it's wrong.
But!
But!
He said 65.
I mean, I have to call him up.
18 and 6, because of my boy.
I'm right here.
67.
Why 67?
I was shown the scale of like human beauty and Brian Gosling was rated a 6.
So there's no way I'm better looking than him.
Probably should have given me.
Who rated in 6?
Wait, did he want to talk of the guy?
That is the beep beep who said uses six and Brian gauzing was
Okay, but there's there's a bunch of glare in his fucking face, okay, and you can't you can't really see his attractive features
They don't pop out as much. Okay. It is a six
There's no way I'm better than that picture
It's like a fucking 9.3 or something.
I don't want to be like that, so Dr. King is my choice.
If you had to pick one guy who you think is objectively the most attractive guy...
Yeah, I guess we'll look at number 100. I mean, it's like...
All of this shat again.
Again, again, the challenge with the male delusion of, uh, just forget it.
Sure, thanks.
I am your son.
Max of seven! Where's the chest? Where's the arms? Where's the triceps? Where's this? That's a five! That's a five!
Forty-five.
Right.
Seventy-nine. I've been working a lot emotionally and also physically.
What would you say is your most attractive feature?
Smile.
I'll take five.
Well, 100 makes a lot of sense.
You know, basically, I'm on monthly basis.
86, 3, 2, 99.
72.
I feel like I'm at a good age right now.
I think people in their 20s are generally
at their most attractive point in life.
Well, I'll go with what's close to you.
Yeah, small eyes, I get it.
He has no lips and he has a weird jaw line, right?
But that's not what it is, though.
Sometimes you can have a one or two features
that are so good, it makes you who you are.
Everybody's unique.
It's why I don't really believe it in having...
Oh, I need to have a nose surgery.
I'm gonna, and fix all this.
You're gonna lose what you are and how it fits together.
And that's the problem.
That people have, you will try to mechanically
change what they want, and it forgets
that they're unique and they're all the way
and they don't know how to embellish that.
So they remove it entirely.
Now they become everybody else.
Now you're nothing.
I switch 61 and 42.
76? I feel like I'm not the most masculine guy.
I don't know how to deal with this fucking clavical guy.
He actually looked good when I started shooting him.
First time I've seen him years ago.
Now he looks like a fucking like a orangutan.
Like what the fuck is wrong with this guy, man?
Like what happened?
Well, I guess I go serious.
I'm sorry for the last two guys who are going to ask.
I'll switch one and three just to be fair.
For some people it could be zero and some a hundred, like it's all subjective.
I'll take the 50.
Yeah, two or four.
Yeah, well, I got to go for the higher one.
I'll take the four.
I'll take the four, yeah.
I'll take 39, and I'll play up at 49.
And before I knew it, I was at 99 guys with one more to go.
From one to 100, what would you rate yourself?
Probably like 70.
I feel like I'm pretty decently, physically attracted, but also on the beat around.
I'm gonna say you are very special because you happen to be the last guy
Center the last instead of forcing you to take number two
Oh, you can take any number on this board
It just means that that guy will be pushed to number two. I just take two. You could take two if you like I'll think
Jack does he know he's attracted right and doesn't need some board or some shit like that
No, I don't think it's being boring. I don't think it's really good for you
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Whoo!
XQC now.
Uh, imagine the thing that Ryan Gosler-
What attractive is XQC.
XQC has very unhealthy under eyes.
He also has a slight excessive amount of
upper eyelid exposure.
However-
But I thought most of these pictures,
actually both of them,
we're taking X or 24 hour stream.
By the way, all of them.
However, he has a neutral camphor tilt and his interocular distance is also very ideal.
His lips are paper thin and lack width.
His nose instead is also slightly too wide giving him a bad lip width to nose ratio.
XQC has a bad face height to width ratio having a long shaped face.
His facial furs instead are perfectly balanced.
He has very high set cheekbones and also has strong facial bone mass.
From the side profile point of view, his jawline is lacking visibility and his
his nose is big and has a downwards bend.
His ramus is very short and his goneal angle
is not ideal either.
However, he does have very good forward growth.
XQC has very good eyebrow thickness,
but only his skin looks slightly unhealthy and too pale.
Before I say his rating,
you can get your own custom video in our bio now.
Overall, XQC can be considered above average
with a rating of 6.25 out of 10.
Josh, if you want to see his videos,
you know that anything above a six is very spoken.
I mean, anything above a six is incredibly rare.
I mean, look at, look at, look at all the shit there.
Look, click, look at anybody, click anybody.
Dude, look.
How attractive is Marlon after eye surgery?
Marlon now has a bad eye area and is one of us.
Wait, what?
His eyes are brown and super small.
They're also a lot more close to-
What?
Okay, okay, that's wrong.
Yeah, okay, that's wrong, that's wrong, that's wrong.
How attractive is Jinxie?
Jinxie has blue colored eyes
with a slight negative cantile tilt.
His interocular distance is above the ideal ratio
and his under eyes could be healthier.
However, his eyes are deep set
with very minimal upper eyelid exposure.
His nose is too wide compared to the distance
between his eyes.
Jinxie has a very wide lower third and high set cheekbones
having also strong facial bone mass.
He has perfectly balanced facial thirds
and his face height to width ratio is also very ideal.
From the side profile point of view,
His jawline has good visibility, his rhomus is tall but his goneal angle is not that ideal.
Jinxie has very good forward growth, only his nose is slightly too big, his lips are very
thick, his nose instead is extremely wide giving him a bad lip width to nose ratio.
Jinxie's eyebrows have got good thickness and his hairline is very straight.
Before I say his rating you can get your own custom video in our bio now.
Overall Jinxie can be considered average with a rating of 5.5 out of 10.
should be right next. How attractive is Jinxie. Subhuman molecule reacts to
mogus and is seething with jealousy. 2026 colorized.
What was that? What do you know that?
Well, you're gonna spend your entire life trying to mog
and trying to be more moddy about modding, but everybody that's ignoring your shit is
10 times modding you and going to places that you can't because you're too busy looks maxing
for fucking people you think are impressed by your shit when you're just a fucking troggler
back moron like holy fucking dumb fuck
anyway
how attractive is Joe Bartolotti Joe Bartolotti has a dead eye look with a
negative canful tilt he also has an excessive amount of upper eyelid
exposure and his interocular distance is above the ideal ratio, however he does at least
have healthy underrides. Joe has very strong facial bone mass having a perfect jawline
and high set cheekbones. His facial furs are unbalanced having a smaller middle furs, but
his face height to width ratio instead is perfect. From the side profile point of
view, his jawline has strong visibility. His ramus is very tall and his gonial angle
also is perfect. His nose is straight and upturned, but unfortunately he has an
excessive amount of forward growth. His lips are thin and they lack width. His nose instead
is also slim. However, his lip width to nose ratio still is not ideal.
Joe Bartolozzi has a very compact mid-face and his hairline instead is perfect. Before
I say his rating, you can get your own custom videos on our bio-seed. Overall, Joe Bartolozzi
can be considered above average with a rating of 6 out of 10. Who should we rate next?
Attractive is Joe Bartoloss. Oh my fire line. It's a fucking video. He doesn't have ever to trigger everybody
Are you against credit cards
I'm attractive guys
Jack the hell what is he doing?
Getting rotten. Oh one more thing
What is the man doing?
used as a debit card you should use it no for sure that you can pay back what
happens is you swipe because you can swipe and actually is catching up I've
said it these exact words like a lizard brother letter for letter multiple times
I've said these exact letters and interest rates are credit cards crazy all the
benefits you have with the points lunges whatever not worth it are you
against credit cards credit card should be used as a debit card you should use
it and know for sure that you can pay back what happens is before I just said I
just had a credit card shouldn't be allowed as it looks a bit about that you
should you only use it we use a debit and keep the points and keep the
print keep that the bill credit or whatever but right but you should never
spend even a dollar that you don't have high x it's predatory the only
existence of that loan if they're gonna fuck you over this doesn't this
wouldn't exist if they wouldn't fuck you over. Like, jeez, whoa! How's that
peritory? Well, let me tell you, it's not peritory when the interest rate is the
absolute ceiling maximum. It can be by law. If they could do it out of a thousand
percent they wouldn't. It is at the exact percentage that is allowed by the
government, which isn't a very low standard already, right? Because the government's already
budget for kids, right? Maxed the fuck out. Crazy. I can't. I mean, you're starting
to see how fast I go on fall over. Yes. I know. I've seen 60 something. 67 is where
I was. I have four kids, man. I'm over it. I told him, I said, every time you say
six seven santa kills now
uh... arrested
i mean six seven will be a rescue
if you believe you could be made a couple of her
you do six seven
you're a you're a resident
uh... next
so what's it about
oh yeah i want to have a good at the good at the car that i think it's a
self
Like, excuse me, sitting in hours?
I thought it was like right now.
How do you place sitting in hours, in a few hours?
Oh, we had a sponsored thing at the thing last time.
Checking out this, my crashless remote key.
I need secure boot, I have all that.
I have all of that already.
Dude, go fucking leave what the fuck are you doing here?
It's been like one hour and your chair's going to be covered.
Oh, I already did it.
Well, the other hand doesn't like this, right?
Um...
The other hand doesn't like this, right?
Oh shit
Wait, I do secure boots. I don't have it
I'm gonna be using guys to do secure boots
I need to do a boot what is that in order to launch vanguard and a vanguard so
How's it possible?
It's
What is attestation, what does that mean?
Oh, it's your shadows, do you want your shadows?
Am I not good?
Oh, I'm good then.
Okay.
I thought attestation was like a written thing, isn't it?
I need to confirm some shit. Like what?
Omega bios. Buddy, I already have that. You need to have that enabled for fucking, for Vanguard.
I play Vanguard games on the computer!
I have IOMU!
UMM...
Chat, do you know the Hatch Hatters?
Do you get this message when you get one of the Hatch Hatters as well?
Biles from where of the data cap just got
Again, yeah, um
This is windows key sys info
One day at a time, Chatek's QCL.
Secure boot state on.
Virtualization running.
We largely agreed at the terms.
The citizen will still catch up on it, it's fine.
TPM 2. Wait, but I have TPM 2 on the left.
Brandon, Brandon, I mean it's Brandon, we can see it, but maybe it did it again, chat
What is it? TPM2 enabled?
It's not TPM2, it's...
It's...
It's...
It's called the Shadows which is in the condition of various followers.
What?
Is it by AP?
Um, no, this is just my PC components.
Chad, just wait for this, it's finished or what?
Take the bell, uh, did fuck you.
What?
Um...
Uh...
Windows key R.
And then what?
What's that?
I don't get it.
This is what?
It says it's on.
So it's just brain dead.
You are good with secure boots and TPMs since you've played BF6 which has the same requirements.
There's other than Biles!
I'm gonna use...
Well, that opened the game as administrator, surely?
Wait, it's finished.
And it's showing.
So this says that the BF6 is a center of province and it should be working.
It's true or false?
Um...
This ain't it, LilPup.
Why don't you save yourself the trouble
and get one of your mods on TeamViewer
to do it for you.
Skinny as skeleton looking mother trucker.
Um...
Is this... No, this is in the way.
Oh, look, it's like it was on, so it doesn't matter.
I think it's on, it's on.
Oh, is it open the gamer?
Cod, is that not the game?
Cod?
Like what?
You have to update your BIOS.
Boatstrapher?
This?
I'm going to call Linus.
I'm about to break my PC.
I'm doing battles with these fucking netmears, you know?
Do I have to flash it?
Dude, fuck you. I don't give a shit. I mean, this game is not- okay, dodge it. Okay, then
dodge it then. Games will want you to fucking change your parts around, and to fucking have
80,000 requirements, and people will listen to Ray-Jack and all your mobbies. I don't
give a fuck. And if they're not, people will use fucking zins and zins and fucking
Everybody and they would love anyway. I mean fucking absolutely dog shit like give me a fucking trans spyware
We're I'd better have that as this piece of shit
anyway
Yeah, I didn't I didn't update your the fucking
Chattanova that
Like if I want people by some upstream it well, how do I get up there?
settings. Alright, now they're actually digits. Alright, well what do we do next? What's
the next game? Open BIOS 11, go to BIOS 11, then turn it back on. What? Wait, he said
WHAT?
Yeah at the Flash, it's just so annoying.
The DS5 beta?
Where is it?
you
you
you
you
you
you
in the same guy who helped Vegas fix his mic you have to update your bios the
version of the TPM firm where you have likely has been patched by the
manufacturer if you need help lmkxqcl this bum idiot can have a billboard
telling him what to fucking do and he'd still ask chat what to do because I'm
looking bro last time we had problem you know last time I started with my
Vanguard in the middle of my streamer people thought it was impossible again
because some of this shit usually is fixable unless it's completely bricked
that was the ones bricked what about it I mean like I said everybody's always
right and it's oh and we respond oh that I disappeared in the chapter like
you're the mess man yes but I'm not gonna flash my back in the middle of string
like I'm not gonna play and do that shit I can't fucking flash my back in the middle of the string you're fucking cuck
It's a dog shit fucking video game, I suck on my balls man.
Because it's a flash shit, it's a flash shit.
You're the master, sir.
on demand and flip my birdie buddy buddy buddy buddy look look look look
ten key pieces of it visit I this is a NASA PC NASA PC right look I just haven't
And I didn't stop the yet, I didn't stop the yet!
Unfortunately, you can't do that with this situation.
The game is likely running a check on the firmware version number and locking you out if you're version if too old.
Also, fuck you chat, hell yeah, but I can play my games unlike you Google Landies.
Cosmetic PC.
Um.
Well, no shit, you cuck-a-lord.
Only game you'll come as PC can run is code names with every other app closed.
Yo, yo, yo, you fucking bitch ass.
Listen.
Nasa PC with Cricovid firmware
Uuuhmmmmmm
Wait what?
Jack
W-what is the fun game owner?
Chazzy, Chazzy be a-a big
Flash, I like how it goes better.
Buddy, who the fuck are you?
I can't, I'm not, I don't, I don't, I don't...
Buddy, I don't want fucking...
I will talk you to that.
You don't understand it takes over 50 seconds to update BIOS and that is simply
Also his brand new PC is almost five feet away from him you are asking far too much
I mean you're fucking dumb ass man. Shut up
You're done for, you're done for.
The guy's a fucking bum, lick it.
I mean, hey, what do you have in your slays?
Wait, I'm gonna be, what is this thing?
Can I drive the plane?
of
I
Can I kill him with this hardware or not?
the
What the fuck was that? It's all brick-knacky, see?
Oh, I'm on the play of the life.
A little bit, a little bit.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh!
So you're just going to do that.
Wait, I can't use the planes?
CPC but a monitor found in a dumpster shot the brother brother
This is the best monitors just buy with money. You're fucking moron. I
Oh my god, oh my god
Where is the second buster?
What is happening?
Wait, did I just nuke to him directly up?
F7 Slayer Cat.
three cats. How do I get that? I'm just going to wait for it.
You know, are you still playing games?
Yeah, I'm playing Battlefield now.
Battlefield?
Yeah, the other day. I couldn't do Cod because it's buggy.
It needs you to have a new BIOS update and get a BIOS scanner for your fucking thermal lid.
Okay, do you want to go play?
Do you want to play War Dogs?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll play the other one.
Oh my god, I'm in it, I'm in it!
Oh fuck me! You stole my pick to lose!
You stole my pick to lose!
You're trash! Or kill your trash! Or die!
Yo, stand up and punch this guy, actually.
Actually, we just played our Sits tournament against his roommates sort of, and we lost
6 to 5 last round, right? They had 1 pro on their team with 24 kills. The other 3, his
roommates had like 5, and the 1 pro had 24, and their shit talking was hard. They did nothing.
Yep, sounds like that.
This bitch has, huh?
I-I-I-I can play this game now.
I
Think I don't think I think you flood your high arms that you get on like that. I
Just want you hi is this
There's so many people on this game
Coming I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm not again
We guys suck with those see mom is how much you can suck a fucking cock
He just, buddy, give up my ball for a minute.
Like, I've never played that stupid plane before, man.
Let me crash it.
Bro, I got rocketed there.
It was dead.
I had no more controls.
It's better to differentiate them
if it's optical or bomb-relation.
Must never go on a bomb-relation.
We'll get him there.
6 damage?
6 damage?
I'm gonna kill you!
Don't worry, you're not missing out on much with CME.
It's the same trick to slide, jump, and weapon swap spam and control of players who think movement is a steal,
but all they are actually trying to do is break aim assist against other controlled players.
What is that there oh shit
What are the planes man?
Chat, what is the attack in a copter?
I
Know I think the Kiyusi the Kiyusi
Yo, why'd you join me? I don't play good again. Oh
Oh, I don't know. I didn't want to just wait for you like a dumbass. So oh player. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah
Are you in the game still yeah, I'm just responding that can use the
I don't play that again, but I like it doesn't want me joining a game because then you're not gonna be able to join
And then I'm not going to you know, I'm setting up my own stuff. Okay. Let me just I'm not the boy. Let's do play more dogs
You're there for a okay. Yeah, this fucking piece of shit
I want to play war dogs. I wasted this fucker. I'm so fucking mad. Oh, I want to play
Oh
Everybody stands fine. Can you click wait until I'm doing actually all of them?
Dude that our sixth thing was so fun, and I'm really mad. We lost because I want to pay more
Like that that was actually fun you you have you played in those before every time I play
They imagine it against hyper pros whatever and they see for through the walls and it's fucking boring shit
Oh, it's totally Mickey like oh, yeah, I'm getting like I'm getting called on the phone. Yes getting called on the phone
Yeah, yes, there's a drone. Yeah, yeah, bumblebee move and then the phone lift the leg
Use the drone
Move it like it's so stupid. It's so it's so finicky
I
Like it that's still even even with that though. It's fun because like when it's like one of those things where when you don't get like
Stunlocked and you get to shoot your gun and you clutch or something
The game is it's Simon says that's best the game is Simon says I'll crack that's what it is
You're not sure do I don't mind that part of the game
I I didn't have bothers me if I know is it full skill issue. I hate lurking when it's a pro lurking
I mean I don't know all the crosshair placement. Yes. Yes. Yes
That's the one part that I hate the lurkers that that fucking that these like off-rotate spawn
I go to the basement and then they come back up onto some weird ledge and they shoot you like a two pixel hole like all my dog shit
But I know it's my fault for sure like and like I used to get the game
Yeah, what's the other running? I don't know
Wait, is that it's better? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's make a potty first. Let's make a potty first
What is this shit? The vault? What is this shit?
I don't have time to-
What the fuck is the vault?
You can store items from previous games for the next games?
The gold markets?
Okay, I'm not gonna-
What the fuck is that thing?
Exchange your cash for golden bars?
What the fuck?
Two hundred sixty six thousand those per bar
Okay, that's a fucking grinder
That was what's over you don't know yet
Red that was so fun brah I don't pay more
we do more time the last one would be it was like it was Valorant yeah it was
really good too
I don't know you guys
let's just play this together
join in on on 44 I wasn't at all what's that's Anna what's that's Anna what's
that's me Jesus Christ it's going down to the next year okay
I wasted all my time I was playing this from the join right ready fuck it's
already the game is fun I like I don't know why people are hitting on the
so much it actually something new in front of my eye fuck off yeah I guess I
think I think they've been the band in arcade and said it could have been met
better what the fuck what a symphony after the ending
wait yeah you do your life and scratch every time you load in it yeah
Is it east or west?
East.
Oh my god, this takes forever for me to make, because I have so many items up at the dinner.
Dang, and I still have 20 round shitter magazines.
Yep, same.
It's actually so bad.
Oh! I had four gift, how did you know that?
I'm full-tatched now, nice!
I was on the helicopter, so I have nothing on my ground, so I'm just hoping I could.
move! move! move!
i'm out
why my squad
okay
delta
are you here?
this is grieving a fucking game
i'm gonna take a chopper out of this
wait the money you get is forever
so when i bought the chopper
Yeah, I was trolling my entire counter.
I can fly if you want.
No, I'm not a chopper. I'm not going.
Go. Go.
Will I meet you?
Wait, what is that?
I don't care to you.
Thank you
If I would do it Republic I'll put these commands and usually with both my hands and then do a straight Q&E
without
Adding to release a button
What if we did what if we did that tournament? No pros can play but each pro coaches the team and they're like I feel it's over the last time
And they saw our part of the price roll, but they're just like they're like posting you in the game
So like they can tell you everything that we still have to execute
It's kind of annoying how we just lost and there was 30 kills total and the pro had 24 not to play him
like he's insane, but like
I'm a teammate, just troll us.
Okay, so I'm going to invoice that teammate for 3k.
I'll just abort him from.
I know the guy who owns this game. I can get him in.
I'll have the best if Valid isn't that copy so I'm gonna give him actually releases
he doesn't have Shadrits fucking pussy done fucking bitch ass
Yes.
Somebody send that guy 3k.
Buy this game and ban him.
Now let me in.
What the fudge did that kid do to you, Ray?
Are you 12 years old?
12 years old and he's fucking killed the whole planet.
Why are we so slow?
You gotta pitch forward, bro.
Brother, what? Brother?
I'm at Luke's, at Spitz's, at Spitton's, over here on the-
Yo.
I know what I'm doing! I'm not a new driver!
I'm just making sure, bro, I'll make sure you're like, on the other side of the lane.
We're getting ready to get in.
He's got a good driver as well. He can't do that.
I pitch now. I feel like everyone else.
Okay, I don't like doing that red attack, because I think red is enemy.
Sam.
There should be orange.
Why does it- why the game didn't change it?
Shut up.
I'm down, dude.
I guess I don't think she can fly as how he can read in the reds, you know
I don't know what how to chat.
Do you have to reset all your pictures and all your whatever, whatever your close lightning?
No, you just need to like stabilize it for a second.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why is it for a second?
Six slowdowns.
Wait, is this one in his room?
No, it's on.
It goes on, it goes on.
In the zone?
I don't know.
It's on a deep rock starter gun dog shot.
I'll see him.
There's a medic here?
What the fuck?
I've had an accident.
What a piece of shit.
I'll see him in the zone man, we need to get some points, we need to get in the zone man.
I don't see him dying for what?
I could have died, he jumped.
Is that boy up?
Yeah, I'm up there.
Who's shooting me? Is that 2k?
I'm gonna run, I think.
one down, one down as well
I'm getting far from badly
are you alive?
yeah I'm alive on the safe here
I'm healing
find me
Yeah
Okay, yeah, he's got me
I'm in but I'm on green team
I'm alive.
You got the anti-wear house?
Wait, what happened?
I had a weird air I'm fine now.
Same, same.
No more voice chat.
Wait, what happened?
I don't read the area I'm finding out.
Same, same, no more voice chat.
Oh, I believe it's full attachments, four attachments, thank you.
I need to pack the mags, we have to go to the zone as well.
if i got reported something like that
yeah this set of ammo takes a lot of time to reload it into the magazine
like the ammo is just takes forever
also the detectives are busted and shit that i got
like i just got a piece of shit
okay grab this guy's thing
oh so he's in the back
There's always on that. We got push-up.
On my end of the-
Step right next to us. Step right right next to us.
Oh boy.
What the-
Dude, what the fuck is that thing?
I don't quite understand the audio in this game though.
Oh yeah, it's very bad. Like, the sniper audio is terrible.
I'm trying to get the drill. I think it's available now.
One, four, one, five, nine, two, six, five, three, five, eight, nine, seven, nine, three,
two, three, eight.
Dude, what?
I'm the bagel kid though.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Pick up all the windows, you think it's gonna be, you think it's gonna be.
Put me in fire.
That's suffocating.
Well, I'll lay up there, okay.
Yep.
Are you dead?
No, I'm alive.
Are you dead? No, I'm fine.
Uh, let's go inside, let's go inside.
We need to get this room. I am.
I don't know where man, I thought you were on the other side.
Are you gonna hit it or not?
No.
I'm gonna put a lot of guns on that.
Woo!
On the hill.
But I can't hit it there.
I made so bad, you have no fucking clue.
I did it on the stairs.
Got him.
Nice job.
I held 80
I can't, I can't, I shouldn't have pushed it first
There's a sniper guy in the, in the hels he's coming to the staircase
It's just a new reset, reset, reset
I walked up the stairwell
Like some fucking
Like a SWAT team
Up four flights of stairs
I unscope, he swings
Yeah, that's how it goes
Uh, I'm gonna try him
You're like, in that shit, what?
Get to work
It's so expensive to do this shit
if you get a heli, you have to get at least 3 or 4 kills per life
I know it's bad
I recommend
one little tent, oh I got a new gun, I got a galil
Well that gun's good.
Is it?
Yeah, I just need your last life, it's not great.
I'm poor, like, that heli-ship, I don't even cost me everything I own.
What? Why is it that there's no one you- uh, come in with us, I mean?
Okay, I mean, can I get a- can I get some people around it?
I need to have, like, three lives before I live in a road.
I- I can't be poor.
That's fast.
Why the fuck did anyone go in there to chop up with how should you drive the skid together?
Alright let's go.
Ah we're really on the hot zone.
I don't know if I'm a big wide open long range gun, I'm kind of close quarter.
Oh, what do we get in there though?
We're going to the dragon cabin.
And that's the nature thing?
I'm in zone. Close left, spare, on me.
One you're right.
You good?
He's right in here.
I'm rushing him. I'm rushing him.
I'm gonna get one. I'm gonna get one.
I'm gonna stand up place, while I don't wanna die.
I'm gonna add the time-out.
Nah, it's okay. He's just D4.
I'm approved.
Dead.
We're in zone play. They have to come to us. Look at them.
Hold on.
I'll see you later. I'll see you later.
I see it. I see it. I'll pick it.
Is he pressing it?
I think he's with them.
Follow up. Push that.
I don't have those
You know what's my favorite game at least it's all micro you don't have to have a slot in your backpack
have to reload it just does that like yeah
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready
Mother, come here, good luck, hold on
Oh, one ran away already
Get ready, get ready, get ready, stay ready
Uh, motion, here, the back corner
I'm not through a grenade
I threw a grenade
Uh, I got a grenade
They went that way.
They might have died working with some side.
Yeah, probably.
What was that?
What's that on the hill?
Is that a right side I think?
Uhhh...
They got teammates who are dead inside.
Q, they're dead in here.
Pushing, pushing, pushing.
Reloading.
Good job.
Yeah.
Great job.
Good job.
Good push.
Aww, he's good at zom.
I'm back in Magsburg, quick.
Uh, as long as it's going away so fast, man.
Chopper jumping people off the run at the right ground, top of us.
I'm straight.
They're in the train yard.
I'm a train yard.
I see you on pain.
I'm getting that shit.
Oh, they're gonna look exactly at us in that game.
Hit him, mate.
Coming.
How'd it play? How'd it play?
I need help.
I'm native. I'm native.
Oh, bad guy.
Dude, he's low. He's low.
I think...
Oh, it's like 5.
I think what you're good off
Hey, you got him
I don't go fuck. I'm responding
I'm not gonna run there. Yeah, I just want to fight still
I'm sorry.
Shama, that was a very, it's very, it's very, it's very, it's very stuff inside of these
notes.
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's inappropriate.
Go on, fuck off.
I want to go in the attack alley.
You think they got to pick a lot over there or not?
Would they, would they sell it?
Sure.
Oh yeah, probably.
Yeah, just like more north.
It's my birthday today turning 25 can I get a welcome to the jungle xqc and love the
streams
them off. Well come on then! Alright I'm just going to get it early. Yep, ready to go.
All right, um, yeah, absolutely enough man. Good luck
Wasting time for what was in it?
Wasting time man.
White speed calls, white speed calls, white speed laughs, white speed laughs, seven white speed
Still out here
come on
I'm like, full solo for a solid gas, but...
It's nice inside because, like, you want to be part of the circle, but if you're moving
and you have to heal and then you fall behind that fucking... like a kilometer.
They're looking to go all the way out.
Hey, where's the other spot?
Wait, is the enemy in our spot? What the fuck?
Fuck, I just need to get out of here.
I mean, I need to bank that one with you. I've got a guy or something.
You might not compete them for all your guns
I'm going to take some money and some points.
I'm in the zone.
I might just, I might just step out of this.
Dude, I, I, I, I know I'm lagging in game a lot, it's probably nice, but that's like a really fun game.
Really, uh, I'm pretty comfortable with the shits.
I like the gunny blades. They're actually good.
I'm good here.
I'm so dead in there yet
I like this outfit
The range is 9
I'm not here!
I'm going to throw this at her, let's go
Where?
Here he is
Where?
Where?
I see
This is like setting me away
What the fuck
I
Where the fuck is he and I get so
I'm never using don't feel X do not ever buy a mongoose
Why one hour of driving? Oh, yeah, I made it a bit earlier. I didn't even go I just stopped there
Um, I saw him.
In the tree line?
Over here?
On thing?
Where is this fucko?
Let's go!
That's him, here.
One shot.
Wait, there's another team here.
Can I pull up to you?
Yeah, it's pretty crazy though, it's pretty crazy.
I'm gonna move up here, open this, it's all three teams.
I didn't really clear the area though.
They're behind you in the hell I think.
Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cut the drill.
Can't see.
The guy shooting at you, can you ping him?
Okay.
Two guys on my hill.
I can't see him.
Flicking.
Come over there.
Yeah, I need to get out here back here
I'm actually like angle that here. I'm pushing the gun
Where's this guy?
Someone in the hill yeah, no, but I think I should chop right on top of your drill too. Oh, yeah, he is
That push in there
I'm pretty good. I'm gonna be on the hill
I'll wait for you goes up
What a bitch ass!
Bro, what is, what the fuck?
What the fuck am I bl-
Dude, I don't even-
Holding in a bush, bruh?
That's what I'm doing
Wow, what the fuck am I doing?
Wow, anyway, much love from Ontario, Canada. Hope the wife and kids-
Hope the wife and kids
Where
You die no
I don't see him.
Wait.
I
We're
Wow
He's inside
Is she shooting my rock? Is this a block? What is she doing?
Outfit cramp. Ow, ow, ow! What the hell?
That's our accident.
It's not him. Fuck all.
of
I
Want to leave you I'm driving back
Wait ten more minutes
So bitch
Oh my god.
Type 123 in chat for a friendboy boyfriend.
I thought I saw me and you're doing solidly, your head red is just in front of you.
Push up.
I think I have to push down.
I went to get a guy by the way.
Pop for I can't go there
We're not first
I think I'm clear they have a great
When your roof for sure, no, no, no, no, they got upstairs it up. There was one more
I'm coming
What is it okay, I think
I
Got I don't know. No, let us work is buggy. Let us buggy bug
Do you sense? Yeah, I'm downstairs. Okay, that was the one that was
I'm holding upstairs.
Dead.
I'm holding upstairs.
Dead.
I'm gonna come out of there. I'm gonna secure and get the drill.
I'm healing.
He's got no meds.
I can handle it quicker.
I'm packing my stuff.
I'm not ideal.
I think somebody is coming up.
I have to heal up one time.
Over here!
Get him out!
I'm moving.
Over here!
I'm down!
That's under?
Fuck!
Fucking help me here!
God damn it!
I'm down!
Get over here!
Coming down?
Coming up?
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I
Care
In our building shotgun, it's Lee with the shotgun
I
It's broken let us like that. I can't go up. I'm gonna have to do that right you
You can't rest me. I'm gonna go. Yeah, I'm going ow
Are you okay? No, I got you fun
I
Okay, okay, the ladder is bugged it like it's unplayable. I mean the ladder is a fucking bug man
I don't understand why it's bugged
Yeah, one second I'll buy a gun I'll get in
I'm gonna get a cell chopper
Open this helicopter
there's a weird person in our helicopter with us I know that
um wait literally pilot is so easy yeah transport heli is a goal to glitch
Like, imagine sitting on the lawn, I'm about to love being bowed, when you can literally
Please see me looking at it, and it's completely unenactable.
Actually, if I had a attachment on one guy, do you get it for every guy?
No.
That's true. Really?
Oh, man.
Oh, these guys sure are dumb.
That was sure dumb.
Where was he?
Where?
Not a...
Stop playing speed in that body.
He's fluting.
That church is right there, yeah?
Yeah, but just... just game this on, game this on.
Okay.
People down in the field, uh...
Got him.
I feel...
I'm gonna find this church right here.
What was he doing there?
Where? Where?
That's a church right here.
I'm trying to take our file. I don't need to defend it.
I'll see him.
Enemy flying nearby.
Wait! Enemy! Enemy! Let me know! It's there!
There's a lot of people up and free!
Follow down.
Full squad here, probably nearby.
I'm gonna keep it a buck, I'm not gonna rescue Brow, so give up.
Wait!
Remember where I'm getting points, I'll give you a shit if I can't find them.
Shhh!
Thanks for me.
I'm in here.
that is no no no no no
that's all
Really?
Is it called using the board thingy?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like once every 10 minutes you can use it.
Where?
It's fire though.
Oh yeah, this is crazy.
But that maybe should have been a Ferrari maybe.
It's going to get red.
I hate this mechanic.
I
Start sniping from in the fucking tower the squad of snipers in the tower
What the fuck?
Okay, I don't know
I don't know why I mean I usually stay in the circle and get in gun points and much easier
There's a hell of here we can get in
No storage available
They're from my friend, yeah
Get moving!
Wow, that's really nice board grip, man.
It's noise!
My local chat is working.
I'm here.
But this is the guy that feels really good,
and I would have to have a couple of them.
Uh, let's just pray he's reformed, right?
Yep.
I'm sticking in place, I'm out.
22 and 6.
Really?
Yeah.
I have 89,000 gold.
Really?
of ice and all of it
because of the helmet
oh my god
this foregrip is busted
do you see my ping on the server
it's the server grass by the way
i'm on 90 ping
that's terrible
are you guys west coast?
yeah i like west coast
explain how in the kundane age i get a benefit to london than to la
and i'm on the same of kondom
like what a fucking joke
I'm not even like in California. I'm in Nevada. It's not that like I'm saying in Nevada to
What it's probably Virginia. It's 90 ping really
Yeah, first place that has it zero zero zero zero if I ain't gonna fucking you
ABC
I might do that for one game it's kind of fun
Look at your form
Um, Andros, do we get us?
Dude, the day I don't have 20 round mags, I'm gonna be so sad.
Holy shit.
Wait.
What the fuck?
What in the fuck is happening?
circle. Are you are you are you are you are reviving me? Thank you. Yeah be nice. Be nicely.
I'm just around me somewhere, yeah, I find me.
There you go.
Wow, this, this, this is a forward grip is, I should have never shot this guy, like, ever.
Like, there's no world where this guy should be dead at.
uh was that a shot coming towards me the enemy APC on me yeah i see it but
there's nothing you can do about it really i don't think so
uh i need to pack pack my mag is it
wait i need to go APM then win
Why is it not a bunch of n-to-packed m-
What the fudge?
Okay, this is bugging.
Okay.
Yep, this is bugging.
I-I-I'm so confused!
My gun is hitting the grass! Like-
No, I can't.
This is really making it.
I think the foregrip is added.
I think the foregrip is just standing here.
What are... there's really nothing you can do?
What do the barrel want?
Uh...
Well, no shit, what?
Oh my god.
My gun is not loaded?
What else do they fucking go from it?
You want one?
I'm always on my money. I'm on Hellies. Wait, let me get into your Helly.
XQC playing war dogs like a real warlord. God, I wish I was a skilled and handsome
as you. If you want a lift, come quickly. Come on, I'm trying. I just want to go.
I'm using the city in the game with 20 round backs, so don't worry.
Are you rate-fitting?
I don't want to go on the ground.
Okay, it's an incredibly brain dead that somebody is he's level 40 zero kills
150,000 okay, we just need to do that like one game each and get 20 levels
No, but you'll get pilot though, you know, you need to add
Guns with your classes in shape. Okay, so there's no point
Well, you get maximum. I mean you could get a cool load out I guess but
I don't need good guns from doing that. Do you check?
So did you get good guns and attachments for just driving?
Oh, that's a- I- I- I troubled it.
I
Saw me nearby. Oh knit in your tractor in your tractor
Why are they here?
No way
I got him. I got killed by the guy in the little thing.
I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him.
There's me there. There's me there right next to you.
Hey, let me, let me, let me. Yeah, I'm just staring at you.
Yeah. Yeah.
There we go. Oh, no. There we go.
Why are they there? I don't really understand it.
They're sieging our little fortress.
Okay, try to switch lanes if you can.
Yeah, I think I can.
Oh, I mean, there's a marker somewhere. You can feel it there because we're
where's our um i don't know i i have it
no you can't jump you can't jump i'm telling you this game is arcadey
fucking where he's funny in the begin
same spot
I'm funny on you wait was there
was that a guy right there
what the fuck is this
what is he not going up
up in the church
we're still funny on our spot like this is so abysmal
I'm gonna go in the middle at least.
Oh god.
Ok, I'm here.
I'm gonna go in the middle.
So we can move with it.
I'm killing.
I'm killing you guys.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Ah, here he comes.
Ah, me, I'm in the zone.
Yeah, we should get in the zone, we're in the zone.
I'm in the zone.
Yeah, he's moving away, though.
I think I just died here.
I'm actually just mad at him.
I think he's still...
Yeah, in the way I get right here.
I think I just died here.
I'm actually just mad at him.
I think he's still...
Yeah, in the way I get right here.
in the way I get right here
I hate dying, I hate dying, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it
that's not how I'm trying to cap the corner
I'm gonna go back please, I'll bribe you
thanks it works
Oh wait, the gun I died with is nothing?
What the fuck you vehicle?
Oh my god, he wants my points right?
Fucking mother suck it!
Why are I attacking with so good, and we're using it so bad?
Because we're bad in our game, like $3,000 for armor.
all my guys who fucking sent us our son
John, that's your time
I'm going to listen to the performance class, I think
The Rift
This guy doesn't have a fly, hold on
But he's going to be flying around the whole...
My order of cat life summon the weather my order of cat life summon the weather
my order of cat life summon the weather
I didn't kill the ABC
One try, ABC and Dragon
I'm gonna kill the APC.
One try, APC in driver.
Wait, they get shoot?
Wait, do we not have any s- not even one RPG?
Shoot the satellite and it's able to spawn for them, dude.
I forgot to buy the Killil
Is that smoking? Is that good? Is that working or not?
Got it! Got it! I'm okay!
I can't fly anymore
That's huge! That's huge!
It goes on, goes on.
Nice, nice, get under, that's huge.
On that log base, actually huge though, because we spawn there.
Who's RPGing?
Nice chopper, is that even repairable?
You're doing the best out of anybody who's not camping in a vehicle, so good job.
That's a spru, that's a big feature.
Okay, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Watch out, watch out.
Maybe we should always be like middle or forward at the circle, not behind it.
Otherwise, like, people would get, like, good positions in front and then we have to go to the middle of the town, by the way.
You know what I mean?
How do you get level 10 for that?
I don't know, I guess, because you, uh...
Oh, shits.
You really gotta grind this game, use some good guns.
APC is still in the middle of the town, by the way.
Like, in fact, we had done this in our 3G, it's just crazy.
Is enemy just bad? Like where are they?
Wait, wait, wait, we don't have the point. What?
Wait, there's a point!
Can you guys get in?
They just stuck it. They just, yeah, I'm flying in right now. Three guys.
Okay, if I push north piece a little bit.
Wait, no, no, they're opposite. They're southwest.
Oh.
There's no rooms up off, thank you.
That's how we're
Jumping on the roof
One behind it
One behind you
I push that
What?
Where am I?
Is that a hill?
First floor?
of the
death of
the
death of
to get all the way
I
shop
the building upstairs
I think it's clear
chopper here
we just put upstairs, now we're just in the center
and then I'm going to climb up
I'm gonna go upstairs, bro.
Sure, go ahead.
It's just that it moves, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Ken becomes obsolete at the spotlight almost instantly.
Yeah.
Well, how fast does it move? It looks like that.
Stop the roof, it's really nice.
Come on, come on me!
Cover down.
On me, on me!
I'm out of battery. I'm out of battery. I'm out of battery. Can you give me a thing or what?
He's on a job. I have the board. Wait, did I not load a good magnet?
I need some... I don't think I should go anywhere. Also, how can you just steal a magnet?
I don't have to steal a magnet. I mean, I had a magnet unlocked, but I don't think that you can put it on the AK.
So, what's it gonna be?
Uh, wait, wait, that, that's, that's huge.
Wait, X didn't click.
They're behind you.
Oh, well, I can't, I can't, uh, I, I need, I need time.
I
Bang
Was that
Is that a check?
It is low that was busted it
I'm still stuck on this. I'm not spending any money because I'm trying to save you know what I mean like
I'm not trying to spend my money on attachments for this shit guy 46 and then it's a body again
so I'm just saving until I do a little I don't know I'm afraid yeah I am what did I do I forgot
Oh, yeah, I'm about bigger back back in it's huge. What I'm heavy now. It's a shy way
Wait, Jack, I've got a chick heaviness
Uh, f. Who's tired of the f? Oh, no, I'm still light. I'm still good. I'm light
What?
from light to medium it's terrible buddy like
Sam's speed is crazy ashen elvish every medium
35 percent stamina
I've heard the bray amulboxes
if you see them there.
Oh, it's working.
Where's the drill down? It comes to us.
Hi, mate. I'm looking.
I'm done.
This is the bushes and the sunflowers. Crouching.
I don't see them.
go for it, yeah?
There we go.
Should I give it a good note?
I think somebody's nearby? In the building?
Yeah, he's at the counter. He's at the counter.
He's using some head glitch. Absolute fucker.
There he's going.
I'm giving tower.
Put the room where we're right, right?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, wait, this is the game mode.
We need all towers in this one to get the code.
Is that a 5x3?
Coming up, coming up, coming up!
Sorry.
Not bad.
Holy shit.
Why can't I hold this ammo?
What's going on?
Oh, wow, was it?
that's fine should I parachute down here I'm too lazy to go down
yeah you can't call duty yet pretty much
Where are you?
I'm at the bottom, but...
Oh, he's got you.
That's cool, I like that.
Okay, there's only three of them in excess.
Covering in.
I don't need to say ammo though, I have to use all my mags and...
Wait, I'm gonna show you my sniper.
I'm like uh, SSLF2-3
A-Perm
Pushing now
I'll have to loot some green ammo
I am in there
Can you see how many they have inside of the yellow or not?
I don't know anything like they're playing the actual zone though we're that though since
I'm saying that they're never in the zone I didn't like the people I learned the game
more the game we get more fun to like the wires and be like well I don't blame them
It's a little complicated though.
But still, she kinda chose you at 2 though.
Oh, shooting.
Alright, I'm in back.
That's fine.
There's a random guy there.
Can you shut up?
I think in the building?
Who shot me?
Ah, it's just TK.
Yeah, it's a TKMD.
That's who we are.
Close the door.
So, we're going to get earlier by the way.
I mean, where's everybody? I mean, look at us. We're like 50 in the zone. That's zero.
I play the fucking game!
I don't use the red ammo. Fuck.
I need green ammo. I need it.
like look we do have it more than 31 designer and that was zero they're all
outside it
I guess we're gonna all the money is gone by the way all that's off alright yeah
I've got back for 30k and fucking gun for another 30 is like 60k
Everything
This is XP bro. This lobby is just fucking bad. Yeah, I mean how was it good to get an XP when enemy team is just so bad
I'm just stepping on landmines and dying like the people in Sunflowers. Yeah
Like heavy our spawn to do what I
Mean
I
Jett
Jett is it like NPC does it happen at like every every so like this one my time of the day or what?
Yeah
This one I'm a little drop, but so do we get is it we get some kills? I mean
It's just that silly
I'm going with the zone
Where's ready what's getting shots bro
So what we should be getting at least a little bit of XP like
Overall because I'm like we're in the zone like it's the only game on this
the
um where so bad like like where okay this guy is the inside of a Trinibus
bullshit is in between like it's just sad
uh...
i'm here
i'm just gonna get my exp up by flying
uh... i can't be fucking doing this
your exp no audio
uh... yeah exactly yeah audio cooked
7k plus what? 6k? I think I have just enough for the whole thing.
Oh audio, press tab then you and then press it again and turn on and off the voice chat.
Someone's here with the box.
You heard me?
What's that was it what?
You can turn voice chat back on press tab then you.
Like meet everyone and then unmute everyone and it will reconnect to the server.
I'm looking at you you yeah you'll see it like you don't want to get a hundred
bucks I don't know next items in there's going to buy a helicopter what's
What's going on?
You got some money to make money.
Wait, I'll go after her.
Go unlock this shit.
No, no, look at me, look at me, look at me!
Go unlock it, bro!
Go on, nice.
Check out the scoreboard.
This guy's at 228,000 cash this round.
Zero kills, zero deaths.
Yeah.
So the game is just going, yeah.
The part of the circle boost,
like there's fucking made his guy flagell around
and do absolutely nothing.
If I can spawn, look, that's no points.
They're driving where though?
We can't find enemies.
You know what's funny, Axe? I think I can't find anything, right? I'm just like, it's
less close than lobby. So, what the fuck is everybody else doing?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, dude, I had 20 kills like an hour ago. Not 26.
like what is happening no way actually brought up for me and yeah they
would like a little like I said we don't love it yes I had like three like
Insane fights
This is all my probably in this almost all our base
Very cool
I
Guess we just went for free I mean
You should get at least that 10-bit of XP like for for having a certain gun type and being in the zone
I was gonna shit like next people winning
No, not enough of your class
And like like war seven and I kind of got the balance to be a little bit
Like not met
Like no jump shots no like
Like, uh, the more realism.
Yeah, more realism in the shooting, right?
And maybe more arcadey with like, uh, respawns and moving around it.
You shouldn't be fully ADS and flakrissier while jumping.
That's just them.
What's the enemy's at?
It's like we're playing a disarray.
Yeah, at least I find any lobbyist this time.
I think red's in our server on the right.
Is he?
I don't know, I thought so.
I don't see him.
Also, you should get faster if you're dominating the mega circle.
I don't say, I'm not just a man.
I think I'm not a man.
I'm running around looking for that bad old guy to help me put.
That the what?
It's like, it's like landmines basically.
Yeah, some guy, like, he- he- he didn't even have a sunflower?
Yeah, for no reason. Like, for what reason?
What the fuck?
Where are they?
Well, I was in an enemy in ten minutes!
Let's just join server that are losing and be on the losing team so we can find enemies like...
And this will go back to our base, like...
Is it because we have all the trills?
No, no, no, no, we have all the sites double points for people that are in the yellow.
What is this one you see here man, whether it's a balance 33 across the server?
No, the bottom numbers are not doing that on the full-point, it's the other plate in the circle.
Oh, that's 26k for winning, that's actually big.
But I like that, but I like that.
Oh, that's got 26k for winning.
I mean...
Wait, so we do need to get XB for the class.
Well, very good, though.
Oh, for how much time you spend on each thing?
Oh for how much actually you got on each category
Like a like a motor like a multiply at the end
My problem I probably don't want property 20 skin because I bought hellies and I didn't add in cat adding taxi
Like taxing is is crazy under there of money and the end expense
Taxi all day you're probably gonna be number one in in money yeah that's the
gossip okay let's go red red red
they're delivering resources what even that you mean like getting cement and
and going and jumping off?
So what's it gonna be?
I have a hundred dollars what the fuck is this?
I feel like the Galileo is not as good as the Ak.
Really?
Ewww.
The Ak is kind of best.
Hey, say buddy.
What?
Speak English.
I'm going to get this.
You're not in school.
Why would you pass?
I got the last of us.
Go, go, go!
Thank you.
Thank you.
The fuck out the way, bitch-ass?
Oh my god, I have to redo everything.
Oh, if I unlock the 30-round magazine, I don't have that for the next gun.
Is that what you're selling me?
Kill?
Uh, what do you mean by that?
If you buy an attachment for one gun, do you have it for the next gun?
It's the same type?
It's not significant. It's just significant.
I'm making sure that I want it, but I won't.
That's a complainer?
Ummm...
And delivering resources? How do you deliver resources then?
You mean like building?
I'm going to make a spot, are you ready, are you ready?
Boom, I'll, uh, Charlie, join X.
Oh, I have the helmet, I have the helmet.
Is that it?
I'm on the way, I'm on the way.
Spot on me, spot on me, get in.
Spot on me, spot on me.
Hold on, hold on.
In.
Go.
We're all in.
By the way, one of the coolest quality of life features ever, squad only heli.
Yeah, like that.
Ah, that's the, that's the oil for sure.
Every hell let loose?
Yep.
Tamo.
The 20 minute get heli.
And we're gonna get one as well.
It's good though, but that one is a little bit, maybe even too much real life
said that right but I think it's a great game though I enjoy a lot it is great
but it's bad yeah like you know I'm saying yeah a couple months of
Like this, let's get it.
Fuck you, buddy.
We're through, bitch.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, too, bitch.
Hey, fuck all of y'all. Focus on me, objective.
No, man, we're good for the world.
High-five, petite Asian girl, will you sound like an old man?
Enemy doing three to the dozen.
Oh, right below our full squadron.
of the
fact that
the
$500. Oh, I'm about to find it.
I don't know what does that. I don't get it then.
Stop lateral movement.
So you have to, yeah, okay.
But the game doesn't really give you a good idea of how your pitch though.
It just doesn't.
Are you fighting first person?
No.
It might be why I don't play for it. It's terrible. It's horrible
It may it makes good shows different as well. It doesn't work. I believe
That's a button
It's a toggle you can toggle the buttons. Oh, okay
Let me go sideways. It's because when you
Use that when you get a hell with the gun if you use a mouse
You can kill your heli and you need to aim with the mouse.
Oh, okay, yeah.
The whole team is in a forest on me.
Some flower forest.
Again?
Where? Yeah, yeah.
I see him, I see him, I see him, yeah.
On that one?
Yeah, one more here, okay.
I don't know what's that.
I don't know.
Well done.
On this one, on this one, on this one.
One thing?
One thing?
O.K.
I'm dead here.
Is that it?
Matt, you good?
O.K.
O.K.
Where?
I think I stay alive.
I'm here.
fffff
ffffff
ffff
ffffff
ffffff
ffff
ffff
he's not fucking dead
if i die again i'll be fine
yeah i'm being smetther there
blind blind the f***ing tree right there
how are they dying
Can I crumb please? Fucking game dog shit?
By me? Where? Where?
No, that- that's never shot- they- they shot me.
Dude. What the fuck is happening?
I don't see anybody.
I
Move in the wood
I will get you bad. I will get you permanently bad. I'll I'll make sure your comments over the game is voided
I need to get into that fucking bitch over here. Yo
Yeah, he's the king of
Look at our Res, I can't check this.
I saw someone behind me.
What are you doing here?
What are we doing here?
Sorry, I didn't have a Res before.
Let's see my first Res.
Ooh, I feel special.
Not you.
I don't like I don't like eight times like this this was excruciating
Having a great life right now
And you I can let you into our squad
I'm going to zelman yes, but I'll do what's on there now
Red left?
No, I'm hearing.
Red's been burning demons in the corner.
Can you come and help me?
I'm gonna try that.
Zero.
Zero.
Inside the zone.
Yeah.
Watch out, one watcher's zero.
Watch for zero, I'm telling you, stop her.
Crossed in.
I see him.
Under the tunnel tower.
uh you just playing PUBG?
I'm on that modality
there's more in there
nice
oh my god
where? inside?
inside up there
I tried to read somebody
uh I had an emotional path
I'm like this random guy
I read somebody
I get fucked
yeah that was my
okay so I've never read anyone right
I read some though
we were a team
my gun jammed again
so I could rest him again
they had the wrong mag
it didn't shoot him
where's the next body I could rest him
no no no I'm here
he's in the trill building
me slow as shit bro I'm so sorry yeah um anybody's got some spare
membered Venemo um low
resident no one can have your name be a fucking killer sometimes there's gonna
also kind of nice that you get called the red oh yeah what what I mean a killer
who's a killer what who I never got any graphic settings that look good that I
Copy my shit
Oh a color as a killer
Oh no no color color red
You're like I don't have red like what the fuck
You know I'm saying like his ears probably crook up when he hears that
Holy fuck there's so many people here
All behind I mean they're not those other oh yeah, they are in the zone
Yeah I see.
I don't know.
I got a thing.
We need to get out of here, man.
We're useless here.
Get us up where?
The whips out the back.
I'll drop us off from the back in.
We have a GMC.
I wasn't there, what?
Yeah, it's the UConn, UConn.
I'm on the back.
What was she doing on the back?
Let's look for them.
I can start putting them on there from now on.
I have no ammo.
You just pay MP5 with this loot on these towers?
Let's go.
Send it.
Wait a minute.
I'm on this.
Use AWS to rotate the thing.
AWS.
Fuck, like the Amazon?
No.
I got the MP5 on the ground.
MP5 is good.
You guys right there.
Where?
Minus?
Just go circle, go circle, it's fine.
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
Now you're whooping that thing.
Do I have a parachute?
I
I'm not dying probably I got I know I even died I know I challenged that I'm so stupid
but where you guys at?
I'm driving you for a reason.
I'm in good mood at least so you guys can get it done let me know.
Wait, so I did hit him then?
Get him in the god damn street, okay?
Hold on, hold on, let me get you cover, let me get you cover.
Take a knife. Do you have a mask?
Yeah, I got a mask.
Yo, wake up.
What's up?
Yo.
I got you, dog.
Thank you.
You can call this...
I need to get a body that has some loot.
You need meds? I got meds on your farm.
No, no, no, just red ammo.
Let's just give it a circle of time.
Let me know if you want to help me. Let me rush this guy.
Ah, yeah.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death
of
someone's gonna exp you with your money but you're right yeah he's
yo it is so tedious to get stuff and get ammo and get like brother I think I'm
I'm Tarkov! We're fucking Vaktory, yo man!
We're inside the zone. We got green in here with us though.
One at the bottom.
Are you getting extra bandages, bro?
I got bandages on me if you want them.
No, I'm...
Wait, I think somebody's near me.
Someone's near me.
I
Can't
This guy's looking for me way off the zone. What like what?
What is he doing there?
Why are you?
I'm since my life times and I didn't move this singular inch
I
Know I need to change my controls good job here fucking girl. There's ten people in us
And I'm not mine. Dude is this online
No, you know zoo controls will do
We're gonna fight when I get up for driving a vehicle. No, let's try this this might be the dasher
We did our job guys, sorry, we tried.
Oh, he had an RPG, wait for us.
Well, no, it's inverted!
It's inverted!
4
How are we doing here?
Level 10 yet, aww
My loadout is called 7kile, parking
wait it didn't apply it it didn't it didn't apply it i can't i mean it really you have
to wait until you out of the thing and redo it just I can't
I mean I guess you can't change controls a while in the air you have to
fully resume your vehicles and shit
anybody in the car
Thank you
Okay, like this guy is just actually shooting the money he is pre-killed
Already could be far man
Yeah
Yeah, it's broken. Yep. Yeah, just get out of there go and for reset it somehow
There's money fucking a beta
I've got a stream sniper, I have a stream sniper medic and a stream sniper transport pilot.
I'm trying to get to you guys off route.
As long as you guys go down, just like, I'm just trying to get, like, um, how to do
these things.
I think that's that I think
I
Should have said I
I'll do attacks and more players but I guess I just get blown up in hours and a half
So yeah, this makes perfect as what they say.
Is that oil it?
Wait, wait, why do you buy monsters?
Uh, this is the machine gunner.
Oh, okay. You get more money in XP, you just, uh, just get people around.
Think I got a good multiplayer effect
Yeah, that's an often I think it's harder
Yeah, I just like that shit all the time, and I never died like I never
I thought I got a sht tonight. I was about to say what the fuck?
I'm gonna figure out how to have a part like fast some acts of pro driver there was doing
some like it.
Ah, yeah, that's it.
If you have something up your hands here, I need to get it.
Who did it?
I'm talking to you, get a cell phone.
Let's get a cell phone.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Okay, okay, it's alright.
I'm off. Thank you.
Alright, thank you. I got you.
Left, left, left, left.
More, more.
Yeah, I got a bet.
Okay, you guys anything? Do you have a desert?
Oh, they got gunships. Oh, no.
What do you mean by gunship?
You're scaring me.
They have the pods.
They have the fucking rocket pods.
Oh.
One second.
Watch out.
He's not ready.
You have to drive behind it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Walk your house.
Yeah, they just do something.
Walk your body.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's an anti-airgun.
Is that an AI or something?
What do you mean by that?
Why is this getting slimy there?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like the boys across the map
Like this is a classic called in a moment where nobody's playing for the objective and these guys are just there's losing the game
Have a fun losing it. It's fucking cancer
Everybody cares dude it's got off work drinks and beer trying to play games
pull up
go, ready
I mean, even in, um,
in God, people play game modes that are
strategic when they don't even play the game
okay, guys, this guy is a pro at the game
he went to the AA building
and he built a fucking house
it's fully fortified with airlocks
locks and doors yes yes yes earlier some guy airlock the APC you can't jump
above the door in the message it's busted it did it they won't lock the APC
outside to the right
What was it like?
Yeah, it's making a whole port, huh?
Oh, god.
What the hell was even that?
Yeah, I'm getting this guy painted.
Someone will arrest you doing it.
there's a medical into here so I mean it was a very I mean you have to learn
you have to learn it you have to learn it to enjoy and to be good I mean it the
reality is that it was close to good it was close to good I landed it I lost a
lot of height really fast and I was recovered I think wait how much is
your fucking loadout? I mean my fucking 20k? Oh my days. I like I think it's like 15k
total.
Where are the measures? Oh, I think four. No tip, no no tip, they're not gonna tip me.
So watch out for the E241.
I'm gonna circle like...
I'm gonna help you.
You're gonna barb wire me to jump in.
You build this shit so fast.
I'm not a lot of people, people are just like going build ground.
You get a car with full cement, and then you get a hammer and you build the whole thing.
What a crowd.
I'm not even mad, you know, like what the fuck are you doing?
Is he on RC more opposite to me?
No, I can't. No, I'm trying to get there.
I'm trying to get into the AA, like I said, and I go to the building and it's a whole fort.
Yes. Fort Knox.
Like, I'm gonna tell you, over here in the cemetery, you can build a square around the APC and it's unkillable.
Man, shot at him.
There's one, let's go to the back door.
I'm gonna bring a hammer and go to Fort McGramp up there next time.
I'm in the drill spot
he's up he's on the stairs stairs stairs stairs going up into it careful
They're not on this?
Wait.
Oh yeah, we do on it, so these guys have just never tapped it, you know, they're on it?
Are they shamed on my building?
Oh, circle's behind us.
Yeah, I'm going into it as well.
It's gonna be a fucking sunflower seed camping, hold on.
Come on, I just hit a 430 meter shot.
Well, I think it's good.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Yep, we're getting shot at from 249.
249?
249 down the hill.
Yeah, but, yeah, but 249.
Yeah, I mean just go up the hell I mean this is where we have the thing right so fuck it. Yeah, I don't have
You love them am I low
And look at the score it's like they're ASK like what is every lovely we join it the enemy team is fucking shit
I mean, I'm not alive. We were shit when we begin. I'm everybody's getting off work now. Yeah, but we're actually kills at least though
I'm losing team and we're trying to kills it true
On a pack of night, maybe push in there, baby
We should wear I mean when the middle of the zone
I mean yeah in the sunflowers
We're we're on the one a zone
Where's this fucker? I mean we're milking the zone
Easy money for one. Oh, we got guys
What the fuck I see it's like it
The better you go up, the more they're good.
That mean?
That mean?
Yeah, that's what you mean.
Like the more you go up the hierarchy, the better the things are.
It's not like rocket science.
The slot machine in the game. What do you mean the slot machine in the game?
We're in circle and I mean look at this 68 to 12 and 4. Like what the fuck?
I was going back to the offensive way, going east now.
Look, do you mean he's dropping out the bear shooting down to where the point is
here I guess these guys are 20.5% they're doing some like some money scheme
genius gamer let's load in the mag as the least amount of that one it's a
oh my fucking rules my mind man why I ought to
you put a good thing I don't know that yeah yeah Sam Sykes mag order yeah but
you should just go by the one that's the most refill but the realism in it
that's just that's just make sense
72 to 12. Wait, why my fourth place is obviously the
Abinuene is crying the hell into the mountain. I don't really see a problem.
My bank is a woman there. Ouch, ouch, ouch, I'm buying it.
S.E.K., S.E.K., come on, take it.
Man, I'm working fully on the other team.
Well, we have forty-five people in that team.
Well, I mean, it's probably like more like, uh, fifteen.
Right, fifteen, that's two-thirty, and maybe ten people out of it.
I'm not bad, I'm farming money to buy a liao while I'm doing it.
I'm dying if I see this in the crazy car.
Do you get a lot of points if you build a fucking fort and put an APC in it?
Yeah, yep, you do.
But how much other things do you get?
I think it's for everybody and now you get a point per person.
And it's like, I think it's like upwards of 50.
Okay, next game, I'm Robloxing an APC on the way to the game.
I'm done.
Yeah, what about, um, let's see, what about like, is it a good thing where you can like, request money, like, for the whole team, like, in a certain way?
You put up like a GoFundMe in the menu.
Like, I want 35k, and then you can contribute, and I'm gonna go build an AA base, I need some money for materials.
And you gotta contribute.
I
See a guy building aquatres, what am I?
You also, uh, what's the word you you could drop supplies from helicopters, and you get a lot of people that do
Yeah, like cement and body all the camel breaks. Yeah. Yeah
You put anything you want a helicopter crate
really
And when they wouldn't get money
I think so. You get money for dropping it and when the people take it.
Or XP. We got guys on the tower. On the tower. On the tower.
Where? On the tower to the north west.
Active marker. Looking.
Supposedly you get extreme XP and you can spam the goggles and just scout and ping people.
This Galila is so much better than starting it. It's crazy.
I think I'll be shaking
Yeah, it is a super much needed when you do jump shots
Where's the summer guy
wait this guy built a compound are you seeing anything
it's right here there's one outside
there's a whole house
oh there's a slapper right very very far away oh yeah oh my god it's so far away
Even so he's shooting me from I'm telling you it's a sniper is one man. What goes right now?
Yeah, there's a guy from north to west really far trying to nice like five on the meters or some shit really silly. Oh
He's over there by the house
Where
kind of not really but you know what I'm fucking playing now over here
Jack Colby in there
I
Took them
Wait, oh, I think you just got by this
No, I guess I go
Like wins flushing up. It's got got an RPG. Okay
Give me that I'm gonna hold it. I shut up
Oh, they're like, bring us a piece in here!
Wait, wait, wait, where is the market? Market so I can hit it? RPG?
I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it.
Yep, I'll make a rush.
I'm going for it right now.
Oh my God, I don't have the arm, I don't have the arm.
I hate my arm.
Where's the enemy?
He's leaving.
I'm running towards the zone
I
Wish it goes on a minute. He's got this on the back. They've got that shit locked out
Wait, is there somebody reloading?
Where
Wait, wait, how does he know I'm here though wait, I don't get it
Is it new? I was in the exact building!
Serious.
Alright. I'm gonna drive the heli.
Make it quick.
How much do I supply by my nuts?
I think I like this one better.
Wait, wait, you have no- Wait, decrease damage against armor targets.
That's bad, no?
I
Check is that bad
So how do I put supplies into my in the in the much up there office be why you see no any better
Uh, logistics?
How do I go down?
Small crates.
Can I put items in it?
Oh my god.
Yeah, it's pretty much it.
Okay, what do you got, what do you got, RPG?
Ummm...
I
Know I'm pretty jacked triple the price Wow 50 yo D. Let me in I get to wag a world record. Are you ever gotten it?
I
Don't get the car
Use walls that a move move it around for guy. Oh, yeah, the aim is slow as fuck. Thank you
Yeah, yeah, move was that is how do you drop the crate?
It's a button like I think on F
What's this on it?
By the way, be careful.
Like, duck down, so you don't get...
...dumped.
It's kinda armor. I've never used it.
Yeah, use that. Trust me, use that.
And so we get shot up,
then you kinda jump up and decide
so that you don't see the first...
Yeah, it's just... this is kinda armor.
How do I roll up with this shit?
Uh, you get dumped.
Well, I don't get dumped.
Nah, I'm like dumped.
I
Remember
On a tip
I'll drop you off. I'll stop this car right now. I might do a fly by right over your head
I'm trying to get my phone back up and still...
Um, did they pick up? No, no, no, no! I'm getting people out!
Yeah, we're driving.
Alright, let's see if I can do one more fly by it. Get some people in and out, no?
If they don't tip, I'm bombing the whole plane. I don't understand.
I
I put zero and do minus
You should actually funny that actually funny, but I see the receipts. It says $50 minus 1535
I mean if you can get a bonus or good service you can you should have a penalty confess on this and it only makes
Go both ways
I
Hear him right Vegas to right trying right here right here. It's slow sense, bro. Oh my god. I can't turn this John
Hey, I can't do it
Was this moving too slow, you know I'm saying
Oh my god, Lilla, he's got it in his hand.
He's got it in his hand.
Run the bus, run the bus.
I feel what I feel.
Alright guys, he's big with a kill feeder.
Oh my goodness.
The WASD is really too far.
And the mountains are too far.
I can't get him, bro.
He's got my clothes.
He's got all the guns on his feet.
This one's the same thing.
That's the other one.
I guess you can jump in it again?
No, I just said the Spongebob game.
Come on, come on, here it is.
I
Have to play my life
Oh, we got killed by an enemy, LA.
I mean, I don't think it was bad.
I mean, I tried to park somewhere else.
Someone had there was any of these there,
so I burned one from somewhere else.
I mean, I'm blind.
Something great is probably going to happen.
And he played properly.
I'll let you get back by it.
I think for one person?
Yeah.
That's how I'm going to go to fucking park at the church.
No, no.
the head is in slowly you're not really go for like he has me in a in a in a
haleigh heli way
wait you joining me I think you should always stay cropped until you engage
first so until you see what you're getting at you mean even turn what's
about spinning
I don't know, uh, we're getting camped on our farm, bruh.
I don't want to push across that road, they have RPGs.
I can't buy it anymore.
Okay, where do you have it?
What do you still have?
I'm going to meet it though, okay.
Nice.
Okay, we got it now.
Guys, I'm so poor at that buy to me.
I'm sorry.
He's all over the world.
Our team is at the door.
They're saying the ex-guy is suicide bombing every heli report.
Brother, this is the guy who ran into me with the other vehicle.
One of them is just mad.
It's the same guy.
I think he's gonna tink.
Are we gonna drive the fucking chopper, man?
I
Did it really did it really did it really did it?
Obviously go back
No, just get to the farm, get to the low farm that we have, the zone's gonna come straight to us
I
You cannot fly heavy this way by the way, you just gonna get you just
There's a lot of money methods in this game and we're doing none of them
Like it's played not to far
Then the circle is going to our house. We are literally right here. Let's begin
We literally cannot lose here we cannot lose it's possible
But I can just post up in your L and D maybe yeah, but they this sniper in that tower to the 240
You try to make sure you don't get hit
back and forth to see if I can do this right here and win look look look look
Look west, look west, look west.
What? Somebody built this?
I don't see anything.
West, up that way.
Where?
Where the car's facing.
Tower one, tower one, tower one, tower one.
I'm coming from the other side.
You went to that tower?
No, no, tower in front of the car. Where the car's facing.
Yeah, what about it?
That's the tower the guy's in.
Yeah, I should know.
Are you are you looking at it you looking at it? Yeah
Yeah
APC
We have to break it's ring
Guys guys guys
I
Will give you something very nice
My vehicle weapon is a ground vehicle multiplier. Oh, that's why it's on my
I think that's that's it. Yeah, I think I'm gonna have 40 plus left. It's the intention that counts and I gave him my time my appreciation
I think that's anything anybody could ever ask for
I didn't hear the heli
You didn't hear the heli?
Wait, am I-
Wait
Red, are you smoking?
That was me, that was me
I'm not gonna get, we're not gonna get the salt
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Keep bombin', bombin', bombin'
There's a helicopter, helicopter
Yeah, three points, we're getting to the zombie
We're going to zone
I'm in it
I'm in it
Minute
Damn more somehow
Guys shoot the chapter
Thank you man
guys, where are the enemies? How are there more people in the zone? I mean, I don't see
anybody.
I
Think I might be
I'm gonna watch some movie after this
contestant blue's got it
Guys if you're just sitting there is only we do the one the game at home like we were like
I'm trying to get close to money
Yeah, I don't know
I don't think we should use helicopters right now because they have those AA's that they
are cooking us on the healthy side of it.
Can we, can we maybe bob the builders next game with what we just try hard for the first
five minutes, all of us?
And we make a crazy fort that's un-livable, hold game.
You don't think?
We need to fire both in AA base?
Yes, yes, we can do that.
I
Was another get on the left I didn't go away. I don't have money
They were contesting now
Rest of the guys the car
Yeah
Let's just go hard driving!
Hard driving zone!
Here's the game, let's go!
Come on!
We're inside, we're inside here by the other spot.
What's the biggest inside?
I think it's this way.
Wrong.
Okay, we're contesting again.
The zone's over here on the wrong side.
Towards the south.
Here we go, guys.
Fuck, we're fucked.
I don't know if I'll be able to go right in the middle
I
We're coming into the zone
Oh my shooting, I have two mags with it
Wait, he's already dead
Oh my god, how the fuck?
I got a kill, I got a kill, I got a kill, I got a kill, I got a kill, I got a kill,
If it's the latest one in the game, it's on sale.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
They build the fuck!
What?!
They're fighting.
They're fighting.
Fucking 1x1 double double fucking code log.
Change bullets velocity.
Yep.
You're aimed now.
Like the one, bro.
I'm gonna block that green, if it's green I should have doubled that.
Grenade!
Got the people.
Wait, the sound of the banging wasn't the fucking... the grenade, it was a window breaking it.
come back, come back
guys, we need to work on here
they orchestrated this crew
that's how the walls go up for it
dude, I'm getting the light up
They have a head glitch at their foretold. This is a joke. It's a fucking joke what it is
Oh my god
You see what they have there's other members
No, I went from plank and I've got it open up on a huge plank and I had a fucking helicopter
I got two spots. It's like it was like divine intervention
It's actually really
should not get that close to that fault
they will be the cook us
they have an AA at this point
alright, you gotta find LL
where should I talk now?
you gotta fly like a fart
red, once you get into the circle
you gotta be on the floor already
you don't be high
why have you got the stars though?
well yeah, but
It doesn't guarantee that you're gonna be circled off.
We should go for a zone, but...
But!
But the thing is the A is for the C.
Why is it staying there though?
Because they have the drill active.
I know, I know, I know.
They don't even have, they don't even have the drill active.
Oh, now they don't.
It's just the distance.
Watch out, SunSight!
Oh my god, we're dead.
We're done here. We're about to get sent.
It's almost off right here, man.
It's almost off right here.
Fuck your exit.
What? No, no, no, no!
No, no, no.
I took you all out.
I'm at it, I'm at it.
Get in the zone! You're my next person!
Get in!
Oh, no, it's not on the line.
I'm in.
And then they might be coming in from behind us, I think.
Wait, in his garage, in the garage right here!
Yo!
Come here, come here!
Come here!
Oh my god.
He's in the garage, he's here left.
I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, hold on.
He's in the garage with a door shut.
Like, they're just riding for points.
I
Fuck that like the fact that you just did that fight or flight. I know you're a veteran
We barely have the players in the main zone.
I killed two, I killed two.
Yeah, the AA is busted.
There's an enemy left.
Absolutely smoked.
I got smoked.
I have no meds, but I can just lose a guy.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I got meds.
I hit him.
One of you won that hoe
Alright, I'm calling for help, you hear me?
I'm here, I'm here
I'm in the garage
In this garage, where nobody is
I see them
I'm in the garage
I didn't know they came in, they're definitely taking that hard
Just reset!
I'm gonna get inside this
I'm reset, I'm already here
I'm having the heart. I was laughing about how easy it was another game now. We're swatting so hard. It's insane
No, I
Play with the boys, okay
I
Like I read just list these motherfuckers sit here thinking they have a ride and they keep them all out
Go get right somewhere else
I mean I only have one nagging
Okay
Oh my god, you have four to thirty eight dollars to your name buddy buddy. I've been getting a rise for that with the whole game
Hey, I guess we're off
Yeah, four to thirty eight. How you know I'm watching a stream your friend
Yes
All right, 90 fucking eight
We just gotta touch the point isn't our spawn. We just gotta touch it. But Jesus Christ
Wait, there's seven seconds we got
We're not a full copter full but some side again
Perfect.
Winnery winnig in here.
Oh, cool.
Woooo.
Woooo.
Woooo.
I'm gonna fuck us.
I'm gonna get some more of this.
I'm gonna get sandwich.
Drop some shit down.
I'm gonna get some more of this.
I'm leaving.
I'm not going.
I think you all have a-
Yep.
I'm running for the-
Get inside of the circle!
One's on one's on one's on one's on the circle. We have an APC point
I can't wait to this game actually fucking drop so we can no like this shit for fucking today straight
They actually destroyed the beginning was actually the same.
Where I'm at a hundred K, where I got a hundred brands.
That's so many medic points.
Prophet minus five K.
That's crazy.
I had plastic.
Prophet 40, 40 K.
Again, K.
The enemy team, look at the levels.
They're mega high level. They know what they're doing with the fucking bullshit, but they had it five samsites fucking it was stupid
Thinks console then computers
Watch computer sound filters and it like this is my next
Okay, okay, how about we build a rough space?
Let's go.
Where would he go?
I go green.
Green.
I like green.
Yeah, I like green.
I like green.
Green one time.
I'm going to play the three games today.
I think green is the coolest though.
Your friendlies are green in the map, not red.
So where do you build it?
AA site.
There's a natural AA, I think.
No, there isn't.
They put them down.
Are you sure?
They put them on the pylons.
They put sand sites on the pylons.
Well, they can't spawn on your team.
Stop.
Get the spam click.
I'm spamming.
Sniper, stop, please.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Are you cooked?
No.
Wait, spam spam spam spam spam
I almost had this one, I really want to get this one
Wait
What you can do, you can just fucking do some AFK bullshit
And get one of those cool vehicles
Wait so how do you spawn APC then?
I think it auto spawns already
Somewhere on the base
There's like a little tent
I'm putting my craft in here
Do you hear that guy?
Yeah
She's hit the run so far for helicopters on green, it's horrible
I lose all my money on guns, lovely.
Huh.
Me?
Hell yeah, brother.
Oh, let's make a squad, let's make a squad.
I'm not on your game yet, I can't.
Why, why not?
It's full.
Tell us through sniper to leave now.
I'm in a squad, Delta.
Stand by, can you leave please? Just one on the one time.
It's so stupid
That's so lame that there's so fucking lame dude wait we could make this first team
I wish I can't do that.
I don't know.
Wait, are those all the board?
Maybe I have to knock on this side.
Yo, Sniper, can you stop?
Can you just shoot a team already?
Like, it's a stalemate.
Nobody should do anything.
Nobody should do anything.
It's a stalemate.
Fucking leave.
It's a stalemate.
It's a stalemate.
It's a stalemate.
It's a stalemate.
I'm here I'm looking I can't get a fucking brother should I'm spam clicking okay
I locked somebody just joined a team so you should you should be good Alex
I'm spamming over and over again yeah they're all going greener like it's
just really stupid if there's more you'll have a three-shot please these
I would build a house, but I don't have the money to build all the mats on that, I'm for sure.
Isn't the game supposed to be 33B, 33B, 33B?
Yes.
But it's half at 23, so I know what's going on.
Because they're not selecting it?
Because it's not.
I know.
Yes, I know.
But that many people are...
Ten minutes before the kills.
Like a third of the lobby is not going to keep it.
No, no, it's going out, it's going out.
only only for people left so basically you guys are all bottling it up
who is all bottle necking jitter she's right this is hard to say these are all
bottle necking jitter I think this is like it's like a it's like a tongue
have you ever tried a 15 minutes dilly
and then what
alright if someone leaves and I get your spot I'll tip you out 10k
You heard it here first guys, interview 10k.
Oh, I think we're 10k on top of it.
20k, if you just leave the team.
Or you leave the game.
Or you change team. Or you change the team that is in the green.
Oh, they're letting it, they're getting out of the zone.
They're actually, they did it.
I was kicked from the server for failure to pick a team.
How is that not a killer like holy shit
Help me up!
This last lap or so, man, they fucking should have run me down, they are still here.
Down over here!
Do you know how to, like, use countries as factions?
Or is that how I get about it?
I'm down!
Can I get my place?
Are you allowed to do that nowadays?
Do what?
Like, how come the older video games are like, Battlefield?
Oh, I'm in a minute.
In older Battlefield games, like, US vs. Russia vs. China.
Now it's like some stupid shit. Yeah, it's like the rebellious against the vanguard the rebellious against the brave
And it's just like what?
And then like you biggest one biggest
Ready three two one
Fuck drop fuck drop fuck start doing everybody fuck shot
I'm in.
I have to go out.
Get up.
Because, because, uh, it's offensive.
Yeah, but it's kind of lame.
I like the game where it's neat.
Like, I think you should only be able to join China
and all your vehicles are Chinese.
I don't have cooler.
And you translate what you say
in Mandarin or Chinese language.
I'm in the game.
Yes, in the game chat.
Yes.
the only other game that actually had that was like war the war things or like
well there's a bit of work on that every game you have that back in 15
and I didn't think much and before that I didn't think at all so I'm a little sleepy
I'm not sleepy I'm like I'm like tired bodily like my body's mad
What's happening?
Do you need like a button driver to ship them to play the game?
It's a task force.
No, I'm trying to figure out how to add my guns.
Wait, are we building a rosbiz in here?
Calm down.
You moron cunt I bitch ass what a fucking moron it's our spawn like holy shit
Nope
I
that's all my all my money from last game all gone already
I'm on a tight come on get going
go take it quick
why are they so far away
oh surely
this is my last bomb that has anything else
for the last time I don't look I don't look like a damn tow truck
I should not have let the cheap Asian girl drive me he's just cramping it
Now that's what he's reading chat while he's driving you're in a bastard
Where are we dude?
Okay, this has to be a dead end.
I understand now. I understand how it works now. The propulsor is doing what I want to
not do. The propulsor? What the fuck? Is that a word? Like, basically, when I'm trying to
land it, I'm going backwards and I go, go down, go down. Well, go down is bad because
If I'm in reverse, it goes up instead.
Bro.
If the T-to-Agent girl tries to pick you up, don't get in the car.
It's a fucking death trap.
You gotta tell me twice.
Does anybody ever die?
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
Is that a war talk?
Yeah, yeah
of
three
of
three
of
What is the point of driving me for 20 minutes just to cross the fucking car and kill me?
What's the point?
What is the point?
I
Like
This is terrible that this hillside isn't terrible
Oh!
I like over here.
You know how to drive?
Yeah, you guys are smart.
We'll just show you how to drive.
People like him need to get used to it.
Well done here. Well done.
We're one of them down here.
There is a crime scene.
You can go into the car and wait for people to come on.
You'll be arrived.
You can kill people.
You can grab them in the hay trees on the way there.
Sounds like the biggest here.
I'm not making an ambassador so I'll hang you up.
Yo!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck.
See, if you were asking, I'd give you an answer instead.
There it comes.
Okay, I'm sorry, Howard.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
You got a football stadium or soccer stadium?
I'm doing a hydro up next, get ready.
I'm dead, I'm in the middle here, everywhere!
Oh my god
I get much like chef
Christ somebody get you
You from something
When is that about
Wow
I'm going to see you man.
I guess I'm going to see you.
You?
In the bush?
Yeah.
Our team is right here now.
I'm coming with Gunner and Heli.
Well don't waste your energy to make a good game on a Switch console, like what
a fucking disaster.
Yeah.
I'm kicking Asian girl from our squad. He just needs to not be there
I got them an exit
There's me running on foot
But this is terror.
Okay, do an attack on him.
Make sure he's on the run.
That seems like a little bit of damage.
Hey, how is he not here?
Hey, guys, I need to do this.
I'm right there.
I'm right there.
I'm right there.
Yeah, I'm right there, I'm right there, I'm right there, I'm right there, I'm right there.
Yeah, the guy's playing, he's just playing.
Ah, I'm pretending, I'm pretending. This is fucking stupid.
Look, what graphics are you guys running on, by the way?
else
um wait where's my chopper I had open for 10 minutes so yeah but I
I just couldn't use it on the fly, so I just started off.
I just couldn't switch the game to the fireman, just...
Oh, is that... is that what I was going to do when it is?
It is... I don't know why Frontsoft, like, makes...
genuinely some games that the fans care so much about like beyond any of the
flaws that they have and they they spent their fucking devs and sugar making
this fucking switch swap game I don't I don't understand it I don't get it
My grumpy is just I don't know
I know it's better already
I'm gonna go power and come up next time.
I'm gonna go to hell with that.
Come on, dogfight.
Love you, Mr. Klipec. Excuse the ale.
Somebody get me up!
Wait, they're literally carrying our bodies.
Can you guys believe that's the thing?
I'm down!
YOW!
I don't know about the role.
I haven't played Microsoft since it's a flight simulator in years.
The fucking YOW!
What buddy who are you talking to the fucking yeah, what like that? I mean
Can't really find me in place I'm not gonna find you more. I don't want to do anymore
No, no, please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't just play
How my fifth place
I'm too poor so for my upgrades. I just did you know I guess
What's this name? Hello.
It is guy snapping. That guy that was going to listen to Bush? Actual ditches.
This is me!
And they piece on the side that is this terrible. How are they so coordinated? We're docile don't you that?
My game is the son of my game now I fucked up luck. It's bleeding it's bleeding colors
I'll see that
We need to land before we get fucking bombed.
Oh my god!
Land, land, land, land!
This is so broken
But it looks what oh
My god, you're crazy. Oh, here we go. Hello as me little fly by scare the people away
I want to shoot
Push that
Oh god
Oh, that sounds
Dude, I am actually gonna get myself out of it. I can't
I thought I'm just...
Oh you're leaving?
We can still win?
Oh yeah I'm just tired, I'm just tired, I have to go to bed.
I'm very tired.
It's like an up and out stream, it's not a bad one.
Oh my god, sorry I was laughing too hard.
I'm sitting in a bush and like eight people are around me in circles and I just get
like all eight of them and they can't see me, it's just barely me, they can't
hit me.
the uh...
by job
the game for us with a lot of uh... on the way to work with us
well it is if you see your your your friends uh... profits as they play the
game
country
that's cool
i think i had a bad game with a helicopters
and i'm getting dm's
from people
Brokey
Just an author is done and brother was done like fucking ten years ago
I don't need this for like a long time, no?
You and me
We're meant to be in our holy match for money
God knew it yet
Every time I ask him, can you clean this a little bit?
He beat me
My eyes are still red from crying last night
He makes me cry every night
I have itchy, it's like squads
It's not a whole rack of like spots everywhere interesting on my arm on my leg
It's not that bad though. It's not high. I don't think it is
Because it's like it's like a mosquito bite. It's like singular
What I
Think I will cook for everywhere on my arm on my leg
It's not that bad though. It's not high. I don't think it is
because it's like it's like a mosquito bite it's like singular there's no way
it's bad box there is absolutely no way they're not even that itchy they're not
even that itchy it's just like a like really small dot that's gonna be beta
You're a big like what do anything to protect so you're talking to some say something so it's already now. Well
Sure, I mean he's right about his brother. He's right
It's interesting. I mean, true about this as well. But, yeah, I mean, why is it suddenly
a thing? I mean, just because of some of the course of coming out.
I encountered that like a bunch of times I mean I guess like I said I
I
Think it's very odd. I think it's very odd. How's that really me?
I was all don't don't don't don't don't in a bit of shit. I guess you're more on it
I mean you can look you can look to the vods. I haven't resist like multiple times
I think I think it's very odd. I think I think I think it's just wrong and if I think it's a big no-no
It's less than last time as well, but then
At the same time if it's them if it's not something was like 13
right and then you go above saying it's wrong and bad and don't do it and very
odd and weird people are like oh you being you being a you being weird or making
a deal ever and it goes out of the direction and don't act like people don't
do that shit you can look the other person I had a mistake
Have a good night
No, maybe stop talking. I'm gonna say I'm miss out is it's it's it's really it's wrong like what?
And the people's meeting about this institution are wrong don't let me again it about what what's original?
I publicly took the blame for a kickback PR moment that was created by one of the owners Esfrain
I publicly took the blame for that in order for OTK to not terminate Esfrain as an owner
because he made another woman feel unwell
Yeah, I mean just to say for example like the cars in the situation I said it was weird I said
Yeah, people won't think it's a big deal. They'll say, oh dude, legal blah blah blah.
But yeah, I mean, just wrong. Don't do that.
That was at the same sense. It's always going to be the exact same thing.
What was the other thing?
Yeah.
That was all gone, build the tuition.
You mean what?
Oh, you mean the just the main thing?
Yeah, I'm going to call Jack because I'm so fucking tired of it.
I'll do it again, but I'm glad.
Welcome to Luan Roe City, one of the maps we were able to explore in our preview of The
Duskbloods.
As you can see, it's very easy to move around this city, thanks to the new jumps every character
has.
In combat, every character is also capable of this.
A roar that, if properly timed, allows you to stagger enemies and feast on them,
converting them to your side for a time.
The character currently being played is named Albert.
Like many characters, he has a melee weapon in his right hand and a ranged one in his left.
He also has a suite of passives and abilities, but there's more I need to talk about than
just the combat.
I need to explain what kind of game this is and what we're fighting for right now.
To that end, I'm going to try and walk you through what a typical match looks like
from start to finish.
Let's leave Luenro City and go back to the Duskblood's hub area.
It's called The House of Night.
Here, in this demo, at least, you can select from one of six Bloods 1, browse this ever-growing archive of information.
Oh, God.
Chat.
It really did the format of Night Ring a little bit, no?
Practice all of your character skills against a target dummy in the courtyard.
Then, once you're ready, you can either opt into a ranked or casual match.
Here's how it works. Each match features eight players playing in three rounds,
but only three can make it to the final battle. At the end of the first round,
players can all get stronger without punishment. But at the end of the second round,
The two players with the lowest amount of what are called virtue points are culled
and removed from the game.
What is that?
Okay, I'll give you a shit, I don't give a fuck what everybody says.
People are gonna call me a hater, people, I'm gonna say it off the bat, this is
slop and this is terrible. This is like a fucking moving around of assets
or whatever, Night Array, Mod, whatever wrapped up together in a Nintendo Switch package.
Fuck off.
Then at the end of the third round, the three lowest scoring players are again called, leaving
only three to do battle in the final round where their health totals are boosted by the
amount of virtue points they have.
How do you get virtue points, you ask?
Well...
I already thought that the PDP was shitting all Souls games because of how bad the netcode is.
And now they're doing that on the Switch console and everybody's on the fucking Wi-Fi.
On Nintendo Connect, whatever the fuck, paid piece of shit, service.
What in the name of the Jankfest is it?
I did not. I did not. I did not.
I have lost my mind.
And once the system has put eight of you together, you are all shown the map, divided into four quadrants.
You all have to choose which quadrant you'd like to spawn into for this round.
Now, you can't choose exactly where you'd like to spawn.
For example, if I chose this top quadrant aiming for the city streets, I might end up spawning here, close into the cave.
That's what happens to Layla, who has spawned just outside the city streets.
This works out perfectly for her though, because do you see those golden spires down in the
streets?
Those are landmarks you absolutely want to aim for early in the game.
So these golden spires.
These are where you pull allies from.
These are like summoned spirits in Elden Ring, except these are fully fledged characters
with voice lines and maybe even story lines to draw down as well.
There are eight allies to be found each day and the spirit you get is somewhat randomly
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you!
hold them from. To level your allies, you have to find these sights marked on the map. But
beware, because if you switch allies, the old one and their levels will be lost, so taking
the time to find the ally you like can be a waste of time, and in a game like this,
time is everything. Luckily, to save you time, you can-
Well, I find sad is that if they had like a map editors, right, and custom game editors,
they could make Elvin Ring open to public, and fans would come up with shit like this
every fucking three days at high framerate, high fidelity, at the PC.
I mean, it is what it is.
Literally, fans would do this shit for free, and it would sell way better than this piece
of shit.
Teleport basically anywhere on the map.
But now it's on a paid internet service, on the fucking Switch 2 dog shit, and it's an
exclusive, what a joke, what an absolute, what a slap in the face on everybody.
I love how this opens up the map in the Dusk Bloods, because it makes your routing options
so much more interesting when you could be anywhere on the map at a moment's notice.
This player, for example, has found their way to the sewer.
What was this earlier about the game? It's terrible.
This is literally a game mode of other games.
Speaking of upgrades, here's the senator who was my favorite character in the demo.
He's hunting a blood sack right now, so that he can upgrade one of his two abilities in
some way.
These abilities are Bloodstake and Sarian form, which you'll see later on.
Upgrades to abilities can only be done in one of my sections.
In this courtyard below, for example, you can see a red upgrade orb behind these townsfolk,
and thanks to Chang's passive ability, she can turn multiple enemies to her side at once.
Chang's L2 throws rings at opponents swiftly and assistively, which makes her a huge threat
at mid-range, and especially when she's in the air.
With this, I've shown you just about everything you could hope to achieve in one round,
So let's pretend that round one is ending and round two begins now.
I think the problem when games copy, no, no, this is not a copy, this is the people that
made El-Rain.
Like, it's not a copy or a knockoff, I would have been okay if it was a knockoffer.
It is literally a game mode of El-Rain, what?
The start of some rounds, a sort of tarot card will be revealed, informing you of some
world-altering event currently taking place.
In this realm, a Lodomarian zeppelin will be prowling the skies, and every character will
have a transmission box in their inventory with which they can call upon a sea of flame
wherever they want.
There were five events I experienced in this demo.
Sometimes a magnetic storm would strike, forcing players to swap places with each other.
Sometimes stars would fall from the sky, encouraging players to claim and hold onto them until
the end of the round.
Sometimes you'd be rewarded for ringing the bell at the top of the clock tower.
And I even had one event where Bloodsack Enemies would spawn all over the place, allowing
us to fully upgrade our abilities.
These were all so fun to interact with, and they would really change how you moved
around the map.
In round 2, my character would also start feeling much more powerful, so I would prioritize taking on certain bosses.
In the Duskbloods, these are called Trespassers, and they're marked by purple skulls on your map.
Some are tougher than others, but luckily, you don't always need to take them down on your own.
Oh.
If another player is nearby, they will receive a call for help.
And if they accept, they will teleport to your fight as a phantom, returned to where
they were if they die, or if they manage to defeat the boss.
Look at this Zork player, so they have both of their abilities unlocked, the missile
barrage being one of them.
That means this player has spent more time killing enemies and leveling up, and they might
not have as much virtue as a result.
However, the extra-
It's a bottom guy and he has a lot of abilities, he's just grief and he just waste time.
Power they get from leveling up might actually help him get more virtue if that extra power
translates into killing difficult bosses more easily.
That's what felt beautifully designed about this game.
Everything you do seems to lead to virtue in one way or another.
At the end of the round, players who killed the most enemies or collected the most items
can even receive commendations, which is the third way I've described of getting virtues
so far.
This rewards players who are single-minded in their goals at the expense of all else.
Basically, no matter what you do, even if you don't know what you're doing, it
It feels like you do get virtue if you play well, and I liked that.
Of course you can still make bad routing decisions.
There was nothing worse than when you would bite off more than you could chew, challenging
a difficult boss before you were strong enough or counting on another player coming
to help you only for you to have to fight it alone.
Which I just don't want to take the opportunity to expand on their worlds and to kind of give
and do something new or try something because it's on a switch, it's on a switch, we give
the fuck.
And to try something outside of the box that could be fun and could expand their IP.
It's not just the threat of dying and losing virtue that would be scary.
It's also the fear of a flight going on to win.
It's a bro. It's literally a fucking night rain or remake. Are you chilling?
Your time might have been better spent doing something else. Not that that's a problem for this senator player.
They finish off this boss with bloodstake and they get to claim a power of blood from it.
It's a nightmare to me.
These are passives that allow you to further customize your character a little bit mid-match.
It's around this time that round 2 would be ending, and now things really start heating up.
The players with the two lowest virtue counts are culled, and the six remaining players move into round 3.
In the top right, this whole time, there has been a clock, which helps to give you an idea of how much time is left in a round.
But that's not all it shows, because in round 3, a ritual sight will be established.
This is an event that's marked not just on the clock, but also on the map, encouraging
players to teleport over and lose themselves in the chaos as you all meet in the same
place.
The first thing you want to do at a ritual sight, ideally, is to locate either the gold
stones, or the lead stones. This player has gone straight for the red stones, which, when
held, increases the amount of virtue they receive for killing another player at the ritual site.
This is called sword virtue, the fourth type of virtue I've explained so far, and the
the most fun to collect, in my opinion.
Now that this player is victorious, they approach this golden cross.
This is a place that you can pledge to for even more virtue, and if you're sneaky enough,
you don't even have to fight at all to claim it.
I like how you have options.
Are you going to try and steal the pledges, unnoticed?
Or are you going to try and take out all the other players so that you can claim them?
Or are you going to avoid the ritual sites completely and take advantage of the rest of the map?
I'll let you enjoy this fight without commentary though as these six players battle desperately to try and avoid being culled
I didn't mean all the plumbing battles
I
This looks bad per se I just
It's hard to explain just how fun this experience is.
The game starts out interesting and tense with little skirmishes with other players,
but then it builds up to this ritual fight where you all face off against each other,
and then culminates in this.
Moonblood the Stool.
The final fight where three players face off against each other.
These fights were so hype.
Everyone is fully powered up with unique abilities, summons, and even health, based on how much
virtue they accrued.
With three players in the arena, there's enough chaos that anything can happen, even
to more experienced PvP players.
But each player also has two lives, which helps to mitigate a bit of the frustration
you can feel when you're third-partied by someone else's powerful ability.
The dinosaur definitely gave me more wins than I deserved.
What?
Oh, that's so cheese.
I got the $100 pre-order, it looks so fire.
I mean, I don't think it looks bad, bad.
I think it looks abysmal.
This is an exciting end to what is an extremely well-paced game, in my opinion.
The victor is then rewarded with this cutscene, and that's it.
For the demo, there's more to this game that we haven't yet seen.
In the full game, for example, Grail...
I just can't wrap myself around playing against engaging like that on a switch.
I don't give a shit.
I have a switch, I have a PS5, I have a Steam Deck.
Playing engaging games that are like this, that has a lot of detail on a handheld is
shit.
I don't care what anybody says about it.
I don't care.
And it will never change.
It's just... it's just...
It doesn't work!
battles aren't the only final round you can get we've been told that there will
be ways for you to customize your character to be more likely to encounter a
co-op boss battle among other things for the final encounters rather than the PVP
round you just saw in the full game there's also going to be a complete
the TV and story and character progression back at the house of
night between dusk battles. So even if you don't place first, it's still going to feel
like you're getting stronger every time you play late meatpunch.
Yeah, and you know for a fact that some fucker, okay, that's from us, like you know that
some fucking laggy ass bitch that's on Tel Aviv on fucking 300 ping is hitting you from
the past with mega crits you can't see shit happening on this buster ass internet service.
It's a shit, man!
Holy fuck!
I'll just give it a little as a joke.
Nothing is telling you to choose from.
It's a kind of meta meme, man.
didn't really get to show off, and it's one that I don't think anyone at the event really
experimented much with. It's virtue through achieving your sigil goals. Sigils equipped
before a match give you specific goals to try and achieve in the match. Take Jan here,
for instance, and have the sigil of the Eye of Morales equipped. This makes him
a hunter in this game and the sigil will pair you with a heretic to try and take out during the game
another thing i forgot to mention is the alliance system you can cue up with another person you
know at the start of the game and play through the whole game that way network bugs dies network
bugs not how could we first seen this I mean the Nintendo Network isn't working
with this fucking Jankfest I am totally surprised by emoting at them basically
when you meet them in game or after you've encountered another player you
can open a menu that will allow you to propose alliances to people that you've
met. Under these alliances, over a huge share between you and your enemies will be added.
Well, then you kill it.
Even if it was a masterpiece, it still wouldn't be a masterpiece because it's on Switch and
it runs like shit, it looks pretty fucking bad like a PS2. This will run on PSP. I don't
want to give a fuck. I don't care what anybody says. This runs on a fresh PSP.
each other. I just want to say I feel so privileged to have been able to experience
the Dusk Bloods and to share it with you all. I'd like to give a special
The temple of Poseidon.
I mean, my lord, the Persians have triggered the temple's defenses.
Their work must be undone if we are to return to shore.
I mean, chat, that'd be...
I mean, this look, you have more friends now.
I wish you luck for senior year of college Monday.
Hold on, this session is better!
Wait, what the-
I SAW WHAT THE F**K
K.V.M.A.S.E FINDING ENERGY
From soft game ever being graphically amazing over being visually appealing
It's their specialty la-pla-sa-her wait
What?
Yeah
Even even though from softwares games are aren't always the best-looking in
Their own eras they performed well on ground on the graphic side
I mean the Dark Souls one Dark Souls two look good in its own era
They look fantastic. Look still look good, brother. This looks bad for
2012 it's 14 years later fucking bitch ass are you stupid?
Thanks to everyone look at bad. It was 14 years ago
Who helps to organize this event it went really smoothly and oh?
No, no, no, no, no, no, I know it's only now
These are like summoned spirits in Elden Ring except these are fully fledged characters with
with voice lines and maybe even story lines to go down as well.
There are eight allies to be found in this demo, and the spirit you get is somewhat-
Oh, I'll go over there.
You're not going to get into it.
Sorry.
This guy's out of the van.
Holy fucking shit, my ears.
Uh, false.
False.
False.
False.
False.
False.
I'm false
Hush, little Calvah
I'll soon birth thee anew, a sweet'ning, fresh and pure.
I think that the art philosophy is fine. It's just what they do. You're not going to come
into this not a downgrade. It's a downgrade in every possible way, in frame rate and especially
in network. It's on the Nintendo is crazy. But Nintendo really, you get advantages for
be on hyping it if you lag it you're a head of your enemy it's shit I I mean I
don't I'm not tweaking it you know I don't think you play on the end of shit
it's terrible
hold on
Like even on PC the hit magnet was terrible
Long
Check
Mike.
What do you mean by this?
What do you mean by this?
I can't even spell it.
Okay, I am going to admit.
I'll do a slogan on kick, but I'll be there tomorrow.
I
It's good to have you with us.
Okay.
Okay, let's just hang out there.
As you can see here, there's some stuff that you don't really want to look into.
Uh, everybody out there is out there.
So I just want to take a while to put it in here.
Uh, really?
And I left a little while to fight.
Uh, I'll put it in the middle of the camera.
So I'll transition over there.
And, uh, I'll just end up touching right.
Love.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Sheesh!
Bye dad, I'm so full.
Bye.
Bye, bye, bye, I'll be right back.
Bye.
you
you
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