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08-25-2026 · 9h 13m

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[00:03:00] So I mean hold on Spice Lamy, hold on Buffalo turkey, hold on Mustard, I mean Jack

[00:03:14] Tell me that's not Busset it, it's Busset and it's a nice local Trevara bread from the

[00:03:24] I mean, I mean

[00:03:27] But what else what the fuck is you want?

[00:03:35] Eating mayo

[00:03:37] Is a little bit for

[00:03:39] Bust as that mayo is rotten eggs, and it's like you're eating

[00:03:44] well

[00:03:47] I just wanted to just say you want a big love of it. I mean bro

[00:03:50] Nothing it's bad. I'm just saying. Just say that you want the whole loader. Oh yeah that's the music you wanna listen to otherwise.

[00:03:59] I'll stream it. You're not gonna like it. Go on. Yeah, but before I start chat, I made a song. It's not good. It's not good.

[00:04:07] I think it's not telling me.

[00:04:14] Check.

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[00:04:18] Okay.

[00:04:19] Okay.

[00:04:20] We have to listen to all the arrangements again.

[00:04:24] So, hold on.

[00:04:25] I mean, let me remove that, okay?

[00:04:28] Wait, what, they're removing?

[00:04:31] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[00:04:33] Wait.

[00:04:34] What is wrong?

[00:04:35] Fuck.

[00:04:36] No, 58 months. Can I get a welcome to the girl?

[00:04:40] Really?

[00:04:41] It's not good, it's not good. Hold on.

[00:04:44] 72 months, please fucking welcome me. Please. Please. Please.

[00:04:49] All I'm going to remember to use the TNT.

[00:04:51] Excuse me.

[00:04:52] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[00:04:53] The TNT is the TNT.

[00:04:58] I'm going to show you how great I am, great I am, great I am.

[00:05:03] What is the game's top plan for today?

[00:05:10] Actually, on time, Ex-QCL have a bounty glitches.

[00:05:16] Fuck you, Jack, Ex-QCL.

[00:05:18] No, no, my turn, my turn!

[00:05:20] Hello, Ex-QCL. Enjoy your meal.

[00:05:23] What? No, Jack, yes, yes, yes, there's more, there's more, there's more.

[00:05:27] What are we doing?

[00:05:28] I don't care, I don't care.

[00:05:30] Jack, Jack.

[00:05:32] That there was some more Jack's QCL. There was more near but um, it didn't make the cut it's it's it's in another file. It's all good

[00:05:43] Premier League it's not it's not okay. I

[00:05:47] Content in it always a a good one Jack. Well

[00:05:53] Okay, Jack. Hello Jack. It is the um, it is a game scum early

[00:05:59] And I'm a watch that so

[00:06:02] It's a pre-comer.

[00:06:11] You see I had my wedding and we just watched you out of time. Can I get welcome to the jungle?

[00:06:22] Okay, I'm gonna go and click um co-stream

[00:06:32] in the town

[00:06:34] if I die

[00:06:36] are you afraid?

[00:06:38] generational stream yesterday lil bro

[00:06:40] you might just still be here

[00:06:42] I'm zoomed in on the ground

[00:06:44] remember

[00:06:46] you might be pushing 40

[00:06:48] you might be evolving

[00:06:50] you might be falling off

[00:06:52] you might have bad takes

[00:06:54] but you always will be my favorite stream

[00:06:56] hard job being just here

[00:06:58] for the fat excuse now

[00:07:00] Now go and please get to the grill and flip it

[00:07:09] Are you going to use the fish eye lens camera?

[00:07:13] But it's a little upset at the moment because I was promised there would be no

[00:07:19] Bubsy in the pre-show this year and yet there he was how's this keep happening?

[00:07:25] But let's continue counting down to opening night live with more wall-to-wall trailers so far

[00:07:31] We've seen high-speed action. We've seen high-speed trains. We've seen animal

[00:07:36] So obviously at this point you're wondering where the horror games

[00:07:41] Unfortunate ninja at home. We don't have any this year

[00:07:45] What's going on?

[00:07:52] Is that an anomaly game?

[00:07:55] I think.

[00:08:01] Kiss me.

[00:08:03] You wish.

[00:08:06] Love what you demand, thanks for everything.

[00:08:14] Oh

[00:08:32] What face

[00:09:04] I love brave old ladies, I play so many of them, nice to see Perseptum carry that man.

[00:09:12] That's Visage.

[00:09:13] There's some grandmas who won't put up with ghosts, so it's empowering to be that kind

[00:09:19] of person.

[00:09:20] Anyway, if you've been wondering what the team behind Tinykin has been up to, you're

[00:09:25] You're about to immediately find out.

[00:10:25] I don't mind that.

[00:10:32] It's okay.

[00:10:41] I'm not going to let you go.

[00:10:57] Why didn't you get in, Stonner?

[00:10:59] Bonaparte says he brings enlightenment to the places he conquers.

[00:11:04] I know some of these fastest friends.

[00:11:08] I'm worried, William, but those thainless women don't know what they are, and they're

[00:11:38] but I'm not even no anymore medieval

[00:11:43] dark ages I don't give a shit I don't I don't care

[00:11:49] destroys or amidst what is so necessary

[00:11:55] what's this

[00:11:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:12:00] Oh, no, Chad, that's... that's...

[00:12:02] That's... the rock!

[00:12:04] That's...

[00:12:06] That's...

[00:12:09] That's Mr. Pazanian!

[00:12:24] It could be good, then.

[00:12:25] It's kind of hard to tell without like the core fundamentals of the combat.

[00:12:47] The fun is going to take a fucking while.

[00:12:49] playing right now X

[00:12:57] I looked it up because I was curious all of that was from a poem called The Tiger by William Blake published back in

[00:13:04] 1790 which is crazy. That's the first year. They had a games come tense

[00:13:09] But back then it was just a bunch of silent trailers for hopscotch and knuckle bones

[00:13:14] Now another brand new game announcement

[00:13:16] okay for years these delightful stories have sparked inspiration for the

[00:13:23] tradition but it's all good but the interpretations always fell short

[00:13:27] thankfully I found a way to not only save them but to make them even better

[00:13:33] you'll have to fully immerse yourself within them be courageous

[00:13:40] What's that?

[00:13:40] Are you coming?

[00:13:41] Does your puzzle have a stupid name too?

[00:13:43] You'll be introduced to friends.

[00:13:45] Use me only, but you sure can't fly.

[00:13:48] And phone.

[00:13:49] What is that?

[00:13:50] You need to find a show!

[00:13:52] What?

[00:13:53] Wasn't that...

[00:13:54] You'll need to become resourceful.

[00:13:56] I don't know what your strategy is.

[00:13:58] And resilient.

[00:14:00] I also don't care.

[00:14:01] These stories will test you.

[00:14:04] And once you've fully experienced all my interpretation...

[00:14:09] It's anything.

[00:14:10] But, but, but...

[00:14:12] For you.

[00:14:13] It's not the ultimate thing.

[00:14:14] It's a good thing I got it.

[00:14:16] I love you, though.

[00:14:18] I've been married to thousands of times,

[00:14:20] to thousands of minds.

[00:14:24] Sometimes I like what a trailer just shows you it's final boss.

[00:14:27] They just said, hey, here's this evil long-haired nerd.

[00:14:30] You gotta stop this guy.

[00:14:32] Mission accepted.

[00:14:33] Hey, welcome to the Gamescom opening night live pre-show,

[00:14:36] where I realize there's been a lot of debuts already

[00:14:39] to keep track of. You might be looking for some help, just to remember all these titles

[00:14:45] to add to your wishlist later. Well I can't help you. I'm sorry, you're on your own.

[00:14:50] All I have is more world premieres.

[00:15:09] Yeah, I mean I guess it's a bit much of a sale.

[00:15:34] Alright, set this button.

[00:15:41] Ah, the...

[00:15:43] I have to say it, I have to say it!

[00:15:46] And this is a slip-slop.

[00:15:49] Oh, yeah, I'm gonna give it a shit.

[00:15:52] Those are some big horses.

[00:15:54] Just a reminder, you're watching the events before the event.

[00:15:57] Opening Night Live is just minutes away,

[00:16:00] but we're about to see a trailer for another new game that nobody knows about yet.

[00:16:03] knows about yet. You can't Google it right now, but you can Google it two minutes from now.

[00:16:10] That's the magic of what we're doing here.

[00:17:03] With love

[00:17:09] Yeah, what what would be in there you don't want it

[00:17:27] Thank you the end of mega nearly all that

[00:17:33] I don't know if I've ever seen a video game before where you have a little flying dragon

[00:18:01] friend who isn't wisecracking. That was refreshing. And now we're going to take the first ever

[00:18:08] look at a game for two player co-op enthusiasts.

[00:18:11] How hard to read?

[00:18:13] Grandpa, what was mom like? You never talk about her much.

[00:18:17] She was complicated.

[00:18:19] Then agree for your special day.

[00:18:22] Impossible. This was your mother's situation.

[00:18:25] What? How? Maybe we should see what's inside.

[00:18:30] What?

[00:18:32] You're a little kid!

[00:18:35] Can we start changing ages yet?

[00:18:37] I suppose we should learn how it all works.

[00:18:39] Want to change who you are? Just...

[00:18:41] Shut up and stop it!

[00:18:42] Look at me! I'm a kid again!

[00:18:44] What's all this now?

[00:18:45] It's a treasure hunt! A birthday treasure hunt from mom!

[00:18:49] Oh, some kind of elder friend.

[00:18:51] That was nice of him.

[00:18:52] Well, your mom was concerned the other day.

[00:18:54] Is there any chance...

[00:18:55] We're a dadder, but I don't even have a scar polish.

[00:18:57] She's gone and she's never coming back.

[00:18:59] I can't just ignore this grandpa. She was my mom.

[00:19:06] I'm not letting you go alone. Just no more of this age-quisting.

[00:19:11] Ow! I'm the best of them all.

[00:19:15] Not bad.

[00:19:29] Down in the bottom of hell, they will get much stronger than you can attack us!

[00:19:36] Save this world.

[00:19:39] I really came to tell you...

[00:19:42] about a little game.

[00:19:59] I can't show you huh?

[00:20:02] And that's how the time has come for you to find out.

[00:20:08] I can tell you apart as many times as I like.

[00:20:15] You need some more time in hell.

[00:20:17] Hey, it's not bad, it's like the thunder is like...

[00:20:23] The mouth of me is like a bridge.

[00:20:29] I

[00:20:43] Yeah

[00:20:48] In the middle of this previous show was not

[00:20:51] About to boot that up, but while it's downloading we're about to hit my favorite part of this show

[00:20:56] We're about to check out a brand new trailer for the beautiful Mariachi legends and then immediately after that

[00:21:02] I got to have an interview with the games creative director. So first let's see this. Oh

[00:21:08] my god

[00:21:11] And it shall begin soon jazz I do anything here. Do I get some snacks?

[00:21:16] Yeah, I see my loose. Can't do anything to go to the bathroom. Get up against the popcorn go now

[00:21:21] It's your last chance

[00:21:22] Yeah, when you see a pixel art game, it is you're you're cute. You get the fuck out and come back in a minute

[00:21:44] I don't like everything

[00:21:52] I'm cooking.

[00:22:08] And now it's the part of the show where we are blessed with the guest.

[00:22:10] Oh, cute cat!

[00:22:11] Joining us now the creative director and composer of Mariachi Legends, Miguel Hasson.

[00:22:16] It's really nice to be here.

[00:22:17] Thank you for having me.

[00:22:18] What is Mariachi Legends, and where did this concept come from?

[00:22:22] Mariachi Legends is a pixel art Metroidvania and it started with the realization that

[00:22:28] Alucard's suit is like 90% of a Mariachi suit already.

[00:22:31] Oh Chad, it's so bad.

[00:22:32] So we were thinking about that Mexican vampire idea and we infused it with

[00:22:37] after culture and Mexican culture and so one thing led to another and have Mariachi Legends.

[00:22:42] Can you tell us one particular element of Mexican culture that you're excited to put into Mariachi Legends

[00:22:47] that you've never seen before in any other video game?

[00:22:50] I have to back it up, right?

[00:22:52] It's called Mascota, here in Jalisco.

[00:22:54] And it's one of those towns that's in the category of

[00:22:58] magical town of Pueblo Magico.

[00:23:00] This would be the first time a Pueblo Magico is ever present

[00:23:03] in a video game ever.

[00:23:05] It's very Mexican, and I feel proud of it.

[00:23:07] So how does this actually play?

[00:23:09] You know, Jeff?

[00:23:09] It looks like fast combo action with RPGs.

[00:23:11] Yeah, I hate on games.

[00:23:12] It's like a ninja guy that has to go at it.

[00:23:14] I can't hate on it.

[00:23:15] You know, these combos allow you to get extra points.

[00:23:18] Because there's a lot of project.

[00:23:19] Looks pretty good. It wasn't everything to it.

[00:23:21] Being able to cook Mexican traditional dishes.

[00:23:23] I'm not going to play it, but I was not going to cook it.

[00:23:25] So that allows you to enter some boss fights, ridiculously overpowered.

[00:23:28] So what can people finally play this game?

[00:23:30] We're finally ready to announce that the game is coming next year in April 27th.

[00:23:35] Thank you for coming to talk with all of us.

[00:23:37] It's my pleasure.

[00:23:38] Now I've got good news and bad news.

[00:23:41] The bad news is we're all out of trailers for this pre-show,

[00:23:44] which means that the good news is that it's time for the top 10 reasons to be

[00:23:50] excited for Gamescom opening night live 2026. Okay. Number 10. Gears of War e-day.

[00:23:59] The E stands for emergence but it might as well stand for excited for Gamescom.

[00:24:05] Number 9 reason to be excited for Gamescom opening night live 2026. Netflix

[00:24:10] couldn't lock down the exclusivity. Number eight, Ananta. That's again a nice city but

[00:24:17] also anime and also you have Spider-Man powers. It's never boring. Number seven, so far the

[00:24:24] increasing price of RAM has not impacted the cost of watching trailers. Number six,

[00:24:32] we hid the word Nublet somewhere in Jeff Keely's script and he hasn't found it yet.

[00:24:38] Number five.

[00:24:39] A live performance of Guillettina from Eugenics.

[00:24:44] That's gonna be bonkers.

[00:24:46] Number four.

[00:24:47] The Witcher 3.

[00:24:48] Songs of the past.

[00:24:50] It's never too late for DLC.

[00:24:52] Number three.

[00:24:55] Final Fantasy VII Revelation.

[00:24:58] I noticed they haven't shown a single second of Aerith gameplay yet.

[00:25:03] I think they're probably saving it for tonight.

[00:25:06] Number two.

[00:25:08] As we helplessly trundle towards an all-digital future, manufactured traditions such as these

[00:25:13] have somehow become a rare remaining live space to share mutual enthusiasm for games.

[00:25:19] That one's not really a joke, sometimes I just get sad about stuff.

[00:25:23] And the number one reason to be excited for Gamescom opening night live is...

[00:25:26] Guys, guys, like it.

[00:25:27] Ninja, with pre-share mixed in one.

[00:25:29] Okay.

[00:25:30] No more waiting.

[00:25:31] No more anticipating from this point forward.

[00:25:33] We'll be live in Cologne, Germany.

[00:25:35] Thanks for watching and enjoy the show.

[00:25:38] You can't do it!

[00:25:40] I'm sorry!

[00:25:42] I mean, you can't love it!

[00:25:48] Reader of the Game Awards!

[00:25:50] Yes!

[00:25:52] Can't believe it!

[00:25:54] You can't believe it!

[00:25:56] Any fresh bits?

[00:25:58] You're looking!

[00:26:00] You're looking!

[00:26:02] You're looking!

[00:26:04] You're looking!

[00:26:06] We're looking for...

[00:26:13] Yeah, we're in!

[00:26:16] Let's take a four, take a four, go on a ten.

[00:26:19] Guten Abend! Welcome to Gamescom!

[00:26:25] Yes! Are you guys ready for two hours of video game news and updates?

[00:26:30] You've come to the right place. This is Gamescom opening night live in Cologne, Germany at Colm,

[00:26:37] USA.

[00:26:38] It's two hours.

[00:26:39] This year, you guys are honestly the loudest I've ever heard you. The energy and hype is

[00:26:44] on another level. You guys are prepped and ready and we got a lot of great stuff

[00:26:48] for the crowd.

[00:26:49] I like live audience.

[00:26:50] I think it's really cool.

[00:26:51] It feels great to be back.

[00:26:52] Big crowd.

[00:26:53] We're going to play over 5,000 fans at the biggest consumer video game event in

[00:26:57] the world. This week, more than 350,000 people are expected here at Gamescom and tens of millions

[00:27:05] of more will watch live online around the world. We love you, too! Well, you'll see if you

[00:27:13] love me by the end of the show. But yes, hopefully you will love me. When we started

[00:27:17] Open Night Live in 2019, we didn't know what to expect. From the very beginning, you

[00:27:22] guys welcomed us and year after year this community has made us feel home

[00:27:26] here in Germany this is believe it or not our 8th ONL and we're so excited to

[00:27:31] bring you guys here. Last year's ONL will always hold a very special place in my

[00:27:42] heart because it was actually the final show of mine that my dad was able to

[00:27:46] watch. Immediately after the show I actually had to cancel all my meetings

[00:27:49] here at Gamescom and flew back to New York with my dad during his final days.

[00:27:53] And sadly, as you may know, he passed away just a few days after Gamescom last year.

[00:27:58] But from his hospital bed, he did watch last year's show.

[00:28:01] And he saw all of you.

[00:28:03] And he knew how much this stage and this community meant to me.

[00:28:06] So standing here with you tonight means more than I can really express.

[00:28:10] I know he would be proud that we are back together once again celebrating the creativity,

[00:28:15] passion, and people who make games the biggest form of entertainment in the world.

[00:28:20] So thank you for this moment everybody.

[00:28:22] Tonight, I'm carrying my dad's memory with me on to this stage.

[00:28:31] I am so grateful for all of you for welcoming me back, and Shox as well, who will be out

[00:28:36] here in just a minute.

[00:28:37] It is no secret that video games and the video game industry is changing and evolving.

[00:28:41] On one level that's exciting, but on another it's kind of scary.

[00:28:45] It feels like there isn't a week we don't see headlines about layoffs or studio closures.

[00:28:50] And on top of that, the larger electronic storage and memory crisis

[00:28:54] means that acquiring game hardware is more expensive than it's ever been.

[00:28:58] But in spite of all that, developers around the world are pushing forward to build new games.

[00:29:05] Big teams, small indie teams, and teams all around the world.

[00:29:09] Tonight, you're going to see projects on stage from teams in places like France, Sweden, the UK, Italy, Canada, China, Japan, Korea, and more.

[00:29:19] So what can you expect on these screens behind me?

[00:29:23] Well, how about brand new information on Final Fantasy VII, Revelation, introduced by Game Director Goudy Hamilton.

[00:29:32] Metro 2039 from 4A Games in Ukraine.

[00:29:37] Rayman Legends retold the Xbox console exclusive Gears of War E Day, Tides of Annihilation,

[00:29:47] the first ever in-game footage of warlocked Dungeons and Dragons from Wizards of the Coast,

[00:29:52] and yes, later in the show we'll have the world premiere first details and in-game

[00:29:58] footage of a brand new expansion to 2015's Game of the Year winner, The Witcher 3.

[00:30:05] It's called Songs of the Past.

[00:30:07] And we also have a little fun and store for you as well, including the first ever musical

[00:30:13] performance of the music from Mugenics, the hit indie game about breeding cats earlier

[00:30:19] this year.

[00:30:20] So we got a lot of fun ahead, but let's start things off with a new game announcement

[00:30:24] no one is expecting tonight.

[00:30:26] From one of the world's most successful developers comes something completely different

[00:30:31] Hold on, then it's past titles.

[00:30:33] Please enjoy.

[00:30:36] Hold on!

[00:30:39] Whence came the first entanglement.

[00:30:43] Not living may now tell.

[00:30:48] In its way, the floodwater spread,

[00:30:52] weaving calamity.

[00:30:56] Upon the silken pads, Nalis took root.

[00:31:00] Ten suns rose on high.

[00:31:02] I want them!

[00:31:04] And some, as spoken of old, the weavers came forth.

[00:31:11] Yet spoke not the cause of their coming.

[00:31:17] Well, your verse was that. Wait, what?

[00:31:20] The waters have end, and all must rise in you.

[00:31:26] Still...

[00:31:28] You can't move your body from the main.

[00:31:39] That beginning music is very, uh, ever ringing, uh...

[00:31:42] Well, not really, but...

[00:31:45] It's not about the final rhythm once more.

[00:31:49] And you'd still not quench the millennium of hatred.

[00:31:56] How can a few die in ambush?

[00:32:05] He can light the flames of rebellion!

[00:32:08] It can be heard in the woods!

[00:32:13] We are not of this land.

[00:32:15] Here it is not old, but lies.

[00:32:19] And the monster on the other side can feel his own.

[00:32:26] It's like Alden's long thunder.

[00:32:39] At last, she did unveil the divine power he had stolen.

[00:32:49] It can be good, but those things aren't for me at all.

[00:32:51] The God's wrath.

[00:32:54] What?

[00:32:55] That's so bad.

[00:32:57] Yeah, it's more than that.

[00:32:58] I've been noticing.

[00:33:11] Came ye to relieve this wound?

[00:33:16] Or seek some other end?

[00:33:21] Yeah, I don't know. I feel like with the way they have

[00:33:26] they can be expanding on something

[00:33:29] a new job with it.

[00:33:33] It was a monster hunter with ebbermanian looks which players take on the role of a weaver and step into a world

[00:33:40] where divine authority has crumbled and order has collapsed. Players must stand as one to defeat mighty mythic beings

[00:33:48] using close coordination and sharp tactics.

[00:33:51] looks very very cool and we're happy to kick off the show with that one.

[00:33:55] Can be good to have a lot more to come.

[00:33:57] Now I'm very happy to welcome back a legend in the eSports world.

[00:34:00] Me!

[00:34:00] And for her work on League of Legends.

[00:34:02] That's me!

[00:34:03] And the winner of Best eSports Host at the Game Boy.

[00:34:05] That's me!

[00:34:06] Tonight though, she's our co-host for O and L for the third year in a row.

[00:34:11] And you know what?

[00:34:12] We couldn't imagine doing this show without her.

[00:34:14] Gamescom, will you please join me in giving a huge welcome to Shox.

[00:34:18] Thank you so much, Jeff. It is such an honor to be back here at Gamescom.

[00:34:31] In my favorite city, I got to say it, Cologne, and seeing all the fans around the world.

[00:34:36] Now I cannot wait to see everyone's reactions to what we have in store tonight.

[00:34:40] And right now, I am very happy to share with you the global announcement of a brand new title

[00:34:46] In a very well-known franchise developed by Ubisoft Paris,

[00:34:51] this is Rainbow Six Tactics.

[00:34:53] Um, oh, the crowd, ooh, the crowd, jeez whiz.

[00:34:57] Ooh, that stuff, that is tough, mother.

[00:35:03] Ooh, ooh, ooh.

[00:35:06] No joke, yeah, I'd love to say that.

[00:35:08] This is it. These tangles are in for a surprise.

[00:35:11] Take your positions, team.

[00:35:15] Reaching!

[00:35:16] Six on station. Let's show Carrie's the rainbows back

[00:35:29] The people behind this ice

[00:35:33] Something bigger send me everything you dig up on the agency bombings. There's no time to waste

[00:35:40] We've contacted rainbows former operators you just have to choose which ones

[00:35:46] We've got active hostiles all around team move fast and stick to cover

[00:36:08] I'm seeing increased activity across all channels want us to put out more fires

[00:36:14] We'll put out more fights.

[00:36:20] Jack, Jack, people say you can't make a shooter.

[00:36:23] We only have this since everyone's exceeding it.

[00:36:31] True, he's happy. He's right. True, I mean, he's right.

[00:36:39] That was Rainbow Six tactics and we've turned those

[00:36:41] a single player game set in the Rainbow Six universe.

[00:36:45] Now in tactics, you'll lead a squad of operators

[00:36:47] on high stakes missions around the world,

[00:36:50] combining careful planning, coordinated breaches,

[00:36:53] and tactical decision making for every operation.

[00:36:55] Choose from a roster of 15 unique operators,

[00:36:59] each equipped with specialized gadgets, abilities,

[00:37:01] and progression paths that create new possibilities

[00:37:04] every time you deploy.

[00:37:06] Rainbow Six Tactics launches in 2027.

[00:37:09] Okay, almost 20 years ago, Gears of War helped define a generation of Xbox.

[00:37:19] Tonight, we are returning to Emergence Day, the day that changed everything.

[00:37:24] Here at Opening Night Live, we have the world premiere of the campaign trailer for Gears

[00:37:29] of War e-Day, including the first look at the Locust leader behind the invasion.

[00:37:35] From the Coalition, here's Gears of War E-Day in Xbox console exclusive launching this October.

[00:38:05] good to see a few more gears made it through the night you four belong to me

[00:38:18] now designation bravo spark I feel like it's exclusive it's not something point

[00:38:23] anymore it's really a downside like massive one this is more than an

[00:38:27] invasion it's a fucking war reports are still coming in but whatever this is

[00:38:33] It's happening all of us today.

[00:38:35] Actually, monsters are coming out from the ground and ripping my people apart.

[00:38:38] And those are my gears out there, holding the line.

[00:38:42] I'm back now!

[00:38:44] How do we hold a line against an enemy that can tunnel under it?

[00:38:47] I said, we're gears.

[00:38:50] We fight!

[00:38:53] We still have our people.

[00:38:54] If we can save them, we save Column.

[00:38:58] Loser prepares us for what's ahead.

[00:39:31] We do this together, we die together, yeah?

[00:39:41] To the end.

[00:39:42] Check out those shadows.

[00:39:43] Here's the war October 6th this year.

[00:39:47] All right, next it's time for Anata, an epic free to play game, and we're gonna

[00:39:59] Anata in epic free-to-play open world RPG game from NetEase coming to PlayStation 5, PC, and Mobile

[00:40:06] Platform. That's good. Three years ago it was revealed here at Gamescom with two massive cities

[00:40:11] you build your profile and social following as a member of the ACD team. Tonight we've got your

[00:40:16] first look at the city of Xiangzhou and the types of combat vehicles and minigames you can

[00:40:22] expect. That's sick and yes, he's on the release date as well.

[00:40:26] Genre would look pretty exciting, he'd look pretty, uh, pretty best.

[00:40:29] Uh-huh.

[00:40:39] Still havin' mortgage, haven't tracked down my old man yet, still gotta buy a ticket home.

[00:40:43] I still got all these memes I haven't seen out yet.

[00:40:46] Wow! It's a great job!

[00:40:48] The memes are crazy.

[00:40:49] Let's go! We're about to make our mark at the ACV!

[00:40:56] Did they really just go belly-up?

[00:41:02] I say you go viral first, then worry about rebuilding the ACV!

[00:41:07] Get big enough, and make these workers or shits come back!

[00:41:10] What's next?

[00:41:12] You need master?

[00:41:14] What master?

[00:41:16] What the hell is this?

[00:41:37] Oh, he killed him.

[00:41:46] I

[00:42:01] Just just you wait

[00:42:05] Where am I where do you think wait? I'm gonna go home

[00:42:10] Okay, look what it expended on the world, no?

[00:42:13] I think I did a lot of stuff.

[00:42:40] Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[00:42:43] I would say that's the biggest failure.

[00:42:46] I mean, I do it for nothing.

[00:42:48] This is the most expensive view... wait.

[00:43:14] Why is everyone running off?

[00:43:17] Come on, really dead annoying.

[00:43:23] Actually, good.

[00:43:24] Whoo!

[00:43:25] Chad, I'll continue you in the turn of the turn.

[00:43:30] Awesome, there you have it.

[00:43:31] Anantak comes out on January 15, 2027.

[00:43:36] Now, we have so much more games coming, opening night live, coming your way,

[00:43:39] including a new look at Final Fantasy VII Revelation.

[00:43:43] But, yeah, I know you're waiting for it.

[00:43:45] But for now, here is a new look at Simon Hill Town Hall.

[00:43:50] Yeah, coming in just the one size on T'Navi and up for that.

[00:43:53] And screen burnt in the UK.

[00:43:55] What's that?

[00:44:03] Hey Simon.

[00:44:04] Oh, Simon, oh yeah.

[00:44:06] I need you to come back to the town

[00:44:11] and put some things to rest.

[00:44:15] What I just saw in that footage, you said we could put things right, and this town would listen to me.

[00:44:26] But it's the right thing to do here, not just for them, but for the whole town.

[00:44:34] Then you know what you have to do.

[00:44:37] Not be careful.

[00:44:39] They're all so hungry.

[00:44:45] I have to leave this island.

[00:45:11] Don't you ever find me.

[00:45:18] I don't understand.

[00:45:22] Don't you ever find me.

[00:45:28] Still no, you betrayed me.

[00:45:31] Why haven't we dated?

[00:45:34] I was in your arms.

[00:45:38] I don't understand.

[00:45:42] What did you say?

[00:45:47] The power's going to be paid.

[00:45:50] It's more than you ever imagined.

[00:45:53] I can't do this anymore.

[00:45:58] It doesn't look like... I mean...

[00:46:01] I think the art is cool, but it doesn't really look like anything.

[00:46:04] It's just kind of like, unformed almost to me, you know what I mean?

[00:46:06] It gets so totally down.

[00:46:26] Great gear.

[00:46:36] My name is gone, but the waves will drive me off.

[00:46:46] My luck runs strong when a while is filling up.

[00:46:56] Oh my god, um, yeah.

[00:47:25] All strength.

[00:47:27] Okay, this is not a game you get on an ad on the phone.

[00:47:30] And it's like a fake game when you buy it or download it on the internet.

[00:47:33] Like, what the fuck?

[00:47:55] I'll do any work for them. I'd better get what I'm owed.

[00:48:10] Even if the end is written, I will walk the full length of this path.

[00:48:16] So that one is up to me.

[00:48:25] I mean, it's all good.

[00:48:26] I mean, that one was released nearly six months ago,

[00:48:30] and the developers at Pearl Abyss just keep adding more and more content,

[00:48:34] including new cutscenes and story moments, too.

[00:48:36] All right.

[00:48:37] Next, let's step into the world of Tides of Annihilation,

[00:48:40] the upcoming fantasy action adventure game by Chinese studio Eclipse Glow Games.

[00:48:45] games set in modern-day London and mythical Avalon you play Gwendolyn the lone survival of an other

[00:48:51] worldly invasion who can summon spectral forms of the Knights of the Roundtable. Tonight we've got a

[00:48:57] brand new trailer which reveals the new voice of Gwendolyn Angela Amado who recently played Grace

[00:49:04] Ashcroft in Resident Evil Requiem. Oh and you choose London.

[00:49:15] She's gonna say, uh, what could've been steaming mood yet?

[00:49:34] You have decided?

[00:49:35] Tell me the truth.

[00:49:36] Is there a way to fix this?

[00:49:40] How has hair gone the worst after fucking fifty years of development?

[00:49:44] home and now it is tearing Avalon apart. Arthur was the only one who could control the Falken until he...

[00:49:59] until he... I know not why he possessed his powers but if you wish to reclaim London

[00:50:08] You must harness the fall I think I actually bought it

[00:50:16] To command your spectral nights she's not like it. She has an E3 twig girl

[00:50:26] Teach me

[00:50:38] Oh my god! What in the hell?

[00:50:45] How did he...

[00:50:58] That was incredible!

[00:51:03] Oh, that was not cool!

[00:51:05] I mean, I mean...

[00:51:08] That was that cool.

[00:51:11] It's absolutely beautiful.

[00:51:13] And if you're interested in wishlisting and

[00:51:16] optimization is late stage, okay?

[00:51:18] I was featured at O and L.

[00:51:19] I was sure to check out the Gamescom steam page.

[00:51:22] And if you're anything like me, I'm sure you have tons on

[00:51:25] your wishlist and in your cart, but a few more can't hurt.

[00:51:28] Right.

[00:51:28] The steam page is available now and being updated throughout

[00:51:31] the show as the titles are announced.

[00:51:34] And now to introduce our next game trailer from Terence

[00:51:37] Italy, founder and creative director of unrelated games, Alessandro Durando.

[00:51:43] Okay.

[00:51:44] Thanks, Chops, and ciao, GameStone.

[00:52:03] There is a question at the heart of Lawson.

[00:52:06] Do we live behind and for whom?

[00:52:09] Or you can be sure anyone will ever find it?

[00:52:11] I didn't have an answer when I started

[00:52:13] and I still don't have one.

[00:52:15] And I never expect to be here on this stage.

[00:52:18] So thank you, Jeff and Gainescombe

[00:52:20] for this incredible opportunity.

[00:52:22] Just being here already means more

[00:52:24] than I can put it the words.

[00:52:26] Love song will take you on a journey

[00:52:28] to the forgotten acres of past humanities

[00:52:30] where sound is the only language left.

[00:52:33] You will uncover traces of memory

[00:52:35] Left in stone and sound, building a bridge between what was and what may still come.

[00:52:41] Here is love, son.

[00:52:42] Holy bars, holy bars, all of them.

[00:52:45] Talk to them.

[00:52:48] Check this journey, Slava.

[00:52:57] Okay.

[00:52:59] Oh, that's a score.

[00:53:06] Be raided.

[00:53:09] Oof, be raided.

[00:53:16] Oh

[00:53:28] Yeah, like I said the journey

[00:53:38] It's pretty cool

[00:53:40] Yeah, it isn't in general. I like to be closer to my character and I get it if you offer some styles

[00:53:46] I'm a watch a beautiful. I like to be close right here in Europe

[00:53:49] Thank you, Alessandro for joining us one of my favorite moments from last year's TGA's was the announcement of Mega Man's long

[00:53:57] A way to return with a Mega Man dual override from Capcom just let it tonight

[00:54:02] He's got an exclusive glimpse of new gameplay along with the introduction of a new character who plans to foil Mega Man's plan

[00:54:09] and to save the world. Take a look.

[00:54:13] I'm in.

[00:54:19] They would have to go to crash out with the IT and do it in a plate direction to be a threat.

[00:54:27] Oh gee whiz, gee whiz, what is happening here?

[00:54:35] Oh man, they're having a hard time.

[00:55:09] I thought it would be like a clock, I didn't even know what to do with this guy.

[00:55:24] I don't know.

[00:55:25] I guess he's a boss.

[00:55:26] Woo!

[00:55:27] Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

[00:55:36] Yeah, I'm not a fan of the Bugs.

[00:55:48] Little something extra.

[00:55:50] Alright, now let's talk about another legendary gaming hero, one without limbs, Rayman, who's celebrating his 30th anniversary this year.

[00:55:59] Rayman Legends Retold builds on the charm of the original 2013 game,

[00:56:04] now brought to life with stunning 3D visuals,

[00:56:07] new story content, and an all-new sixth realm to explore,

[00:56:11] plus fully voiced cinematics.

[00:56:13] Players join Rayman and friends on a new adventure

[00:56:16] to restore peace to the glade of realms.

[00:56:19] There are four all-new musical stages,

[00:56:22] like MC Hammer's You Can't Touch This,

[00:56:24] and tonight, we have your first look and listen

[00:56:28] to another musical stage.

[00:56:31] One

[00:57:01] I just want those games to be...

[00:57:13] I don't know how to say it.

[00:57:15] I put enough of them that I'll always play like the actor.

[00:57:31] you

[00:58:01] you

[00:58:31] you

[00:59:01] you

[00:59:31] you

[01:00:01] You

[01:00:31] That's what I was talking about.

[01:00:35] That's what I was talking about.

[01:00:37] It's a moment

[01:01:07] It looks good, I just feel like it is done.

[01:01:36] The zoomed out like an aerial combat system is a little bit gank, I don't know.

[01:01:42] There's another guy sitting next to me.

[01:01:44] There's a brain of truth to our legends.

[01:01:48] You're right.

[01:01:50] A brachia.

[01:01:52] Seventh-thin toro.

[01:01:53] Wiles Lois.

[01:01:55] A wind breeze that is being chained from the depths of the sea.

[01:01:59] Lois, that is not the way to go.

[01:02:01] Oh, God.

[01:02:02] Now I'm a beast now.

[01:02:05] I gave you a blessing, I hope you enjoy my life.

[01:02:13] None of us has any love for the Brachyri.

[01:02:18] But this one, he's different.

[01:02:22] The Sun didn't take him.

[01:02:24] From X, which is what he has, I don't get it.

[01:02:26] Night after night.

[01:02:28] I did, uh, and then I'd be a hot brandy, or to tell you how I really like him.

[01:02:32] But you should very well listen to the thing with that name.

[01:02:35] But from the dance of this, I don't get it.

[01:02:38] Your every word echoes far.

[01:02:41] Does it give you school to bad dance, or whatever?

[01:02:44] And it's like it's from the dance.

[01:02:46] It's too crumbling.

[01:02:48] All that remains is for you to choose.

[01:02:52] Help me, please!

[01:02:54] This is so, so...

[01:02:59] Very well then.

[01:03:01] Let's begin.

[01:03:02] Come back everybody to Gamescom opening night live now.

[01:03:15] I'm a huge Game of Thrones fan so I'm very happy to share this world premiere of this

[01:03:20] next game with you.

[01:03:22] The gameplay of the forthcoming strategy game, Game of Thrones War for the West Throne.

[01:03:27] Yo that's for me!

[01:03:28] That's for me!

[01:03:29] Yes!

[01:03:30] I actually sent it!

[01:03:31] I swear to God, I've been wanting to do more than this.

[01:03:33] That's for me!

[01:03:37] Please be good.

[01:03:37] Not bad, not bad!

[01:03:39] That's not good!

[01:03:40] That's not good!

[01:03:41] Hold on, mate.

[01:03:46] That looks good!

[01:03:48] That's not good, mate.

[01:03:50] Oh, come on, that looks a little bit over-dumb.

[01:03:52] Okay, that's not a reason to burn.

[01:03:54] Okay, okay, wait, hero bait in here!

[01:03:57] I have an over!

[01:03:59] We will win our chances in this game!

[01:04:03] Who made this?

[01:04:05] The faith of Western.

[01:04:07] That looks good!

[01:04:09] You're not in with me!

[01:04:11] It is yours to decide.

[01:04:13] That looks good!

[01:04:23] Game of Thrones.

[01:04:25] rooms. That actually looks like this. Hey, what do you think you did? How awesome did

[01:04:34] that dragon look? What the fuck? I can't wait for this one. So with that now, it is time

[01:04:39] for a new game announcement from Airship Syndicate, makers of Darksiders Genesis.

[01:04:45] This is a new, self-funded and published indie title where you escape from a failing

[01:04:50] orbital prison in this gritty sci-fi isometric action thriller okay too many

[01:04:55] words I'm not a thing origins

[01:05:04] if the fucking description has more than fucking three buzzwords or even two

[01:05:08] buzzwords

[01:05:11] Geo-Metro-Iso-Tofus-Ply-Dude!

[01:05:16] We don't know what that means, but if you don't know what it means, what even is that?

[01:05:41] Ah, I'm so metric, it's really thick scanner.

[01:05:46] Oh.

[01:05:52] Yo.

[01:05:58] That's...

[01:05:59] I'm not gonna make it out with a game of thrones, uh, a game with a Buddha for sure.

[01:06:03] I love RTS games. I mean, I love them. I played one of them when I was a kid. I still play them. I play them every four.

[01:06:14] But the old shadow.

[01:06:16] Oh.

[01:06:18] That was a weak repeat, man.

[01:06:32] I

[01:06:40] Loading it

[01:06:46] Activating 1,600 exhibitors

[01:06:49] Unlocking more than 1,000 worlds

[01:06:55] Challenging community energy worldwide

[01:07:02] If it's pull on the summer's a lot of

[01:07:05] Synchronization complete

[01:07:11] You are no longer playing you are logged in what?

[01:07:19] Welcome to the heart of gaming welcome to gamescom

[01:07:32] An ad for the show explaining it?

[01:07:34] Exodus, a cinematic single-player action RPG from Wizards of the Coast,

[01:07:39] set in a new, far future sci-fi universe.

[01:07:43] In Exodus, he rise from salvager to traveler,

[01:07:46] discover new worlds ravaged by the effects of time,

[01:07:49] and search for the key to humanity survival

[01:07:52] across the most dangerous reaches of space.

[01:07:55] Along the way, you assemble a crew of sharp-edged specialists.

[01:07:59] Soldiers, smugglers, mercs, scholars,

[01:08:02] devs out there, awakened animals,

[01:08:03] making your ads like this, stop it.

[01:08:06] Every fight and decision.

[01:08:07] Please.

[01:08:08] Tonight, it's time to get a deeper look at Salt,

[01:08:11] an awakened octopus and mercenary who joins your team.

[01:08:15] Get a glimpse into who she is, where she comes from,

[01:08:18] and why she's along for the adventure.

[01:08:21] It's like some pre-intro, but again, genre,

[01:08:24] and all these other things before it gets,

[01:08:27] It's just... the problem.

[01:08:29] Somebody cares.

[01:08:37] Run!

[01:08:41] Salt?

[01:08:42] Yes.

[01:08:43] Figured we could talk.

[01:08:45] Since you're part of the team now.

[01:08:47] Right.

[01:08:49] I wanna understand how you see things.

[01:08:52] How you operate.

[01:08:53] I didn't think he'd be very polite with you.

[01:08:55] I mean, it runs, I mean...

[01:09:05] I mean, if you look at it, it's quite the game, it's more polished and...

[01:09:12] That's the most part of all the games in all the games so far.

[01:09:14] So far, I'm aware of this.

[01:09:20] We are ready for this!

[01:09:24] Socks. You have a most impressive reputation.

[01:09:30] We were surprised.

[01:09:32] You are now in position for Human Team.

[01:09:36] You fear me, Envy State.

[01:09:39] I'm responsible for this world and you put it in danger for your own selfish reasons.

[01:09:48] I will do it, but I will be paid after even if Raiden is in danger.

[01:09:57] I've been away for a long time.

[01:10:00] From the planet? From your people?

[01:10:05] The...

[01:10:06] My base ocean.

[01:10:07] Safety.

[01:10:12] I'm human!

[01:10:15] What?

[01:10:22] Swap!

[01:10:25] No!

[01:10:28] I think that's interesting, something like...

[01:10:30] Uh, the gameplay looked a little bit shallow.

[01:10:31] It looked a little bit, uh...

[01:10:33] Like pre-flame from other similar games, but you never know what...

[01:10:41] Who's San Physic?

[01:10:49] Could be good. I'd say like a 20% chance.

[01:10:55] There we have it, the long-awaited release date for Exodus.

[01:10:58] It is coming in April, as you saw, of 2027.

[01:11:01] Now to give us an exclusive extended first look at the gameplay for the upcoming warlock

[01:11:07] Dungeons and Dragons from Wizards of the Coast and in Boke in Montreal, Canada

[01:11:11] Please welcome the TG award-winning star that's right here village the incredible Maggie Robertson

[01:11:31] Thank you Jeff and good evening everyone. I am so excited to be here.

[01:11:39] Yeah!

[01:11:44] Alright, every warlock's journey begins with a pact.

[01:11:49] For Cotry, a seasoned warrior on a personal quest, that pact is made with Tasha,

[01:11:55] an ancient witch queen and the patron I have the pleasure of playing.

[01:12:00] Tasha grants her access to forbidden magic, but power only costs at a cost.

[01:12:07] Tonight, we're revealing gameplay for the first time, showing how Cotry wields magic

[01:12:13] as she explores the world of the dark con.

[01:12:17] Bidriss is Warlock.

[01:12:19] Let's take a look.

[01:12:20] I don't think this desire has come true.

[01:12:27] I don't know what they expect, so I don't know.

[01:12:30] Not the one that matters.

[01:12:32] Looks interesting.

[01:12:33] Do you not do more?

[01:12:40] More?

[01:12:41] Mm-hmm.

[01:12:42] You still think this is your quest?

[01:12:46] I have seen your heart's desire

[01:12:51] now

[01:12:53] into the fire

[01:12:58] and mine

[01:13:07] You and mine, the warlocks mine

[01:13:11] What does the game actually look like though?

[01:13:18] Your magic serves us both.

[01:13:27] Open your eyes and see what I see.

[01:13:32] Hold, hold, hold.

[01:13:34] Find your magic.

[01:13:42] That looks pretty good.

[01:13:47] What exactly is your interest here?

[01:13:50] That looks what we got there.

[01:13:51] Patreons interest.

[01:13:52] I don't see it.

[01:13:53] I don't see it.

[01:13:54] I'm pretty immersed in it actually.

[01:13:55] It's my own.

[01:13:59] It's very detailed.

[01:14:00] Do you believe in letting buried things lie?

[01:14:03] In my experience, buried things do not lie for long.

[01:14:21] We are getting closer.

[01:14:23] Yes.

[01:14:24] Closer to what?

[01:14:26] Okay.

[01:14:27] I think out of all things a showcase

[01:14:57] You know the play with the two eyes that's flying together?

[01:15:00] Like it.

[01:15:01] Well, there's like a circle that's like right there.

[01:15:20] Wait, I'll be in D.

[01:15:22] Oh, yeah, but...

[01:15:27] What's the universe is it?

[01:15:34] Oh

[01:15:40] I didn't know a means to an end

[01:15:47] Oh wait, oh it's it's like the war hammer shit we're like

[01:15:57] I don't know what I'm talking about.

[01:16:04] The BND universe, I thought the BND was like a concept.

[01:16:09] Something tells me to not flee from this.

[01:16:13] Not to not do things that would not have needed to be here.

[01:16:22] I mean I can't really handle it, I mean I don't really see that in the bottom of it.

[01:16:52] I think in the audio engineering on this trailer or whatever, it's making it's under telling it a little bit.

[01:17:01] There's levels of all over the place, but...

[01:17:10] I'm just saying, like, one more trailer.

[01:17:52] So does that make it like 10 days or something or what?

[01:17:57] Or is that just a skirmish?

[01:18:02] I bet these things look cool.

[01:18:17] It could be hit or miss depending on how like we kind of lived it now it would be...

[01:18:25] Because it didn't look like bosses and you know it would be the same thing and it would be super fucking...

[01:18:29] That was absolutely amazing. Wow.

[01:18:31] And now it is time for the announcement of a brand new game inspired by 1001 Arabian Knights

[01:18:37] with flying carpets, colossal bosses and more.

[01:18:41] It comes from the new NBC game studio which is debuting this game on the Gamescom show floor.

[01:18:46] floor. Here's 1001 Threads of Mezan.

[01:19:16] Whisperers on the desert twin, come from those who are unseen.

[01:19:33] The Jhin.

[01:19:34] And that was cool, but what about the game, though?

[01:19:45] That's what I'm sure.

[01:19:53] Once the children of Earth and the Jinn flourished, united until the trail split their worlds

[01:20:02] apart.

[01:20:03] Now the veil is thinning.

[01:20:08] two worlds collide as they wage a war of vengeance yet many stories to avoid

[01:20:29] destruction we have but one so listen heed my words this story

[01:20:38] begins with you.

[01:20:44] This could be fantastic, and this could be complete dog shit.

[01:20:47] It's really hard to tell from what it's showing.

[01:20:53] Are they overselling the game with how good some of the combat skills looked?

[01:20:58] Like, hard to tell.

[01:21:01] But it did look good.

[01:21:08] will keep me from the truth not even the purest

[01:21:23] some side trance huh?

[01:21:32] yo! oh my god yo I'm great

[01:21:38] It's just as you surmised. The final clue is in that cursed place.

[01:22:04] If greed comes at a cost, what price would you pay?

[01:22:12] I believe that, but it could become an email, so...

[01:22:20] Y'all need?

[01:22:30] You're kind of a monster.

[01:22:34] Oh, I'm buying that.

[01:22:55] Alright welcome back to O and Al and next we're turning to the legendary Metro series

[01:23:00] and a very special developer for a games based in Ukraine.

[01:23:04] Game developers have to build games in all sorts of conditions, but for 4A the development

[01:23:09] of 2039 has truly been a challenge to build art in the midst of a real war.

[01:23:15] To tell us more about their incredible story and journey of perseverance to create Metro

[01:23:20] 2039, please join me in welcoming to the ONL stage John Block and Pavel Umar from

[01:23:26] 4A Games.

[01:23:27] John Block out!

[01:23:30] Holy actual chat name, John Block!

[01:23:37] Holy chat I got back!

[01:23:45] Hello Gamescom!

[01:23:47] Wow, so many cool announcements already and we are really proud to be a part of it.

[01:23:52] Thank you so much!

[01:23:54] I'm John Block, Executive Producer for Metro 2039.

[01:23:59] And I'm Pavel Ulmer, Co-Creative Director in Audio Lead.

[01:24:02] Tonight, we are revealing our brand new gameplay trailer for Metro 2039,

[01:24:07] the next chapter set in the Metro Universe we have been exploring for nearly two decades.

[01:24:12] Metro has always been a story about preventing war,

[01:24:16] but now that war is at our doorstep, we have built a story about its consequences

[01:24:20] and what it takes to survive. The cost of silence, the horror of tyranny, and the price of freedom.

[01:24:28] Of course, as always, there's monsters, tunnels, devastated ruins, but the metro to us is about people,

[01:24:36] what they protect, what they sacrifice, and what remains of them when the world takes almost everything away.

[01:24:43] Creating a game this dark requires a lot of passion, discipline, and a development team that has had to become accustomed to working without peace or regularity.

[01:24:53] There's enormous care for this universe and the people who believe in it.

[01:24:57] A key part of this is our own in-house 4A engine built to fully realize the oppressive world you're about to step into.

[01:25:05] We built this game for those who have traveled through Metro before and for those who are about to enter it for the first time.

[01:25:12] time there's a lot to explore. Your support and love for this world has

[01:25:17] stayed with us through every stage of development, which was pretty rough, trust

[01:25:21] me. We cannot wait to share more tonight and if you're lucky enough to be here at

[01:25:26] Gamescom, you can go hands-on with Metro 2039 at our booth and take a

[01:25:31] make a closer look at our fully wearable replica Spartan helmet that will be included

[01:25:37] in our collector's edition.

[01:25:38] I think it was...

[01:25:39] Thank you.

[01:25:40] I got bored in the middle of it.

[01:25:42] I mean, I really give it a shot.

[01:25:46] I mean, it's not...

[01:25:47] I...

[01:25:48] It's not simply a return to Metro.

[01:25:49] It is a darker, more ambitious, and deeply personal journey.

[01:25:54] One that will challenge what you know about yourself and what you're prepared to

[01:25:57] become in order to survive.

[01:25:59] So, the tunnels are waiting, the surface is calling, and tonight we are ready to show you

[01:26:06] a bit.

[01:26:07] Which metro?

[01:26:08] What comes next?

[01:26:09] Welcome to Metro 2039, Slavo-Ukraine!

[01:26:10] The one where you're like sneaking into like some underground, like, factory, like

[01:26:11] bunker, I mean, so the whole game of shit.

[01:26:12] What the hell do you hear?

[01:26:13] I'm looking for you.

[01:26:14] I'm looking for you.

[01:26:15] I mean, underground, like, factory, like, bunker, I mean, so, the whole game is...

[01:26:26] What brought you here?

[01:26:29] I'm looking for someone. I need information. Then you come to the wrong place.

[01:26:36] And no one likes to go across the station like a damn plague.

[01:26:41] So this is Hunter's bright future.

[01:26:45] Monsters.

[01:26:52] The radiation.

[01:26:57] There's all that's left up there.

[01:27:03] What is this?

[01:27:09] Now it's a ghost now.

[01:27:39] you

[01:28:09] you

[01:28:39] you

[01:29:09] you

[01:29:39] you

[01:30:09] I

[01:30:30] Wait what

[01:31:09] Oh my god, things all the places.

[01:31:14] Oh my...

[01:31:30] Now I'm already looking like there's no Jenkins ones, like a lot of them.

[01:31:39] Yeah, uh, wow, that was the first one?

[01:31:51] I didn't even know.

[01:31:57] You have no idea how beautiful America was.

[01:32:02] I believed in her promise.

[01:32:04] Trapped her dream, watched her fall.

[01:32:08] Out on the old roads, I saw her shatter into warring tribes.

[01:32:14] What?

[01:32:15] Survivors like your people.

[01:32:19] I know your kind.

[01:32:22] You think you'll survive and adapt.

[01:32:25] Reclaim the land, rediscover the lost technology of the old world.

[01:32:32] Reunite her people through alliances, through faith, but when words fail, light becomes the law.

[01:33:12] all the things that vision all the places.

[01:33:15] Only one dream survives.

[01:33:19] Okay, I'm gonna say one thing is very negative about a lot of these games.

[01:33:24] A lot of these games, my problem is that they try to be too much.

[01:33:28] There's gonna be so many different things that it's gonna lose its identity

[01:33:33] and it's not gonna be sold on anything.

[01:33:42] like animal crossing like it

[01:34:09] This is totally slaughtered.

[01:34:19] Try this one, I could probably like, go break it and it comes out of there.

[01:34:31] This is the formula, they have all the data and shit there.

[01:34:34] That they look at the data, the monies, and the, the, the, the, they have everything that

[01:34:41] they need for something, should I just go crazy?

[01:34:44] It, it finally will go pretty crazy.

[01:34:54] That's right.

[01:34:55] That was Fatih Planet, a cozy galactic life simulation game from Ho-Yoverse.

[01:35:00] Here life unfolds at your own pace or Milan cast a line comb the shores or whip up a home-cooked meal

[01:35:07] Enjoy slow fulfilling days on your planet side by side with your beloved fuzzy

[01:35:12] Get out the fuzzy neighbors right worse

[01:35:15] Players can pre-register now on the game's official website plus the final beta test will be coming soon

[01:35:21] Awesome. Yes, but now we are very excited to have a special musical performance at ONL

[01:35:27] Earlier this year, Edmund McMillan and Tyler Glale's

[01:35:31] Cat Breed Simulation Game Mute Genics

[01:35:34] got rave reviews for its gameplay and dark comedy style,

[01:35:37] and yes, it's music.

[01:35:39] And tonight, we've got the first ever live performance.

[01:35:43] Please welcome,

[01:35:45] with Aya's bossy, Carla Kilsed, and Jeff Perlman

[01:35:48] from Ridiculon performing Guillottina.

[01:35:51] Yes!

[01:35:52] My ladies and gentlemen, we're running this live show and there was no end to this shabby thing.

[01:36:22] Oh, sir, free.

[01:36:27] That awesome one night at O'Rourke, that's a little dream.

[01:36:32] Come let me play.

[01:36:35] Days run away.

[01:36:38] I am on my way.

[01:36:40] You and what I'm done, you'll say I stay.

[01:36:46] I'm coming for you tonight.

[01:36:52] I'm ready. Shut the door, turn out the lights.

[01:36:57] Stop running for a minute. We can finally find infinity.

[01:37:00] Together, we can win to all this whole affair.

[01:37:03] So come on, turn around. You're so lost, but you can found me.

[01:37:07] Can I have a drink out of this soda water?

[01:37:09] But I can bear. You run with me in the end.

[01:37:11] I feel like this is a game of hide and seek.

[01:37:14] But when I find you, you won't even know your name.

[01:37:16] You run with me. You don't need it.

[01:37:18] You're a slave of me to good.

[01:37:20] Oh, I love you, God, you never knew what you should.

[01:37:23] Got the three-day crapper over there, dude.

[01:37:26] Yo!

[01:37:27] Come on.

[01:37:29] That was me.

[01:37:30] Let me live.

[01:37:32] Let a young girl live.

[01:37:33] Tennessee, go ahead.

[01:37:34] What you want to say?

[01:37:35] That shit is fucking class.

[01:37:37] Go and get the fuck off there.

[01:37:38] Come on.

[01:37:39] Come on.

[01:37:40] Come on.

[01:37:40] Rock.

[01:37:41] to buy my cause of aid.

[01:37:45] My cause I'll see what they can do.

[01:37:51] This kitty wants her career.

[01:37:57] This pussy hopes she has a bit of money.

[01:38:03] Come let me play.

[01:38:06] Come let me play.

[01:38:09] I've had my way with you and what I'm doing, you're saying I stay

[01:38:17] I am coming for you to marry

[01:38:23] I've read the issue, the door turns all to lies

[01:38:27] If I down upon my table, don't get up

[01:38:30] You won't be able, deep tissues don't issue

[01:38:32] It's the needles I adore at your power

[01:38:35] I

[01:39:05] You run within your heart.

[01:39:07] In the breakdown, did I agree?

[01:39:09] It's just not for me.

[01:39:25] Look for these guys.

[01:39:27] Oh, they didn't like that.

[01:39:29] Which I didn't like that.

[01:39:31] Amazing. Alright, well that was so fun.

[01:39:33] And here's also some breaking news.

[01:39:35] Eugenics is coming to PS5, Switch 2,

[01:39:38] and Xbox Series X and S on September 8th.

[01:39:43] Stick around for more of O and L right now.

[01:39:45] Here's the launch trailer for Aliens Fire Team Elite 2.

[01:39:49] Oh, shit. That could be a game, right?

[01:39:52] I can enjoy the first game.

[01:39:54] Should I remember playing it like an entire afternoon? No?

[01:39:59] Shit, we got spados.

[01:40:03] I

[01:40:07] Know what they're doing after an entire one like a few a few like hours

[01:40:24] Mostly negative on seeing how

[01:40:33] They're talking on the scene so you lie there.

[01:41:00] This is that story.

[01:41:01] I'm kidding, that game is a lice.

[01:41:06] She wanted to protect you from all the evils of this world, even if it meant losing herself.

[01:41:12] Oh no.

[01:41:13] Ah, what?

[01:41:14] Everything she did, everything she sacrificed, was to spare you from the nightmare of the

[01:41:27] The Force emanated from her like nothing had seen before.

[01:41:39] Beautiful and terrifying.

[01:41:42] I'm the story of something far worse.

[01:42:18] Yo!

[01:42:26] What is this about?

[01:42:48] There was a lot of babes there. So many babes with each other man.

[01:42:54] I didn't even figure out the method yet.

[01:43:03] Oh, it's a slasher.

[01:43:18] Yeah, that's... I don't know... I don't think that's...

[01:43:30] Oh, that's again for me!

[01:43:34] That's that! Yo, that's some real choker shit!

[01:43:48] Oh, ladies, you get your ad gamer.

[01:43:50] This is for only true men.

[01:43:51] Welcome to the biggest gaming playground in the world,

[01:43:56] where half a million people come together to play, connect,

[01:43:59] and celebrate across Cologne.

[01:44:02] 1,600 exhibitors.

[01:44:06] The biggest names in the gaming industry,

[01:44:09] bringing countless games for you to explore and dominate.

[01:44:14] Get set for Gamescom's unique indie area,

[01:44:17] where you're in control of the most creative and unique projects from more than 400 indie studios.

[01:44:23] And if that's not enough, don't miss Gamescom's awesome indie show, our show produced by IGN

[01:44:29] featuring the hottest new titles from the indie universe.

[01:44:33] Or become the hero yourself and step into the Gamescom cosplay contest,

[01:44:37] bringing cosplayers and fans together from around the globe for an unforgettable community experience.

[01:44:43] Can't make it to Gamescom in person?

[01:44:45] Visit our website Gamescom.global

[01:44:48] and experience all program highlights via our content hub Gamescom Now.

[01:44:53] The experts at IGF are not ready to bring you full days of live streams,

[01:44:59] straight to Twitch and YouTube.

[01:45:01] How happy are they?

[01:45:02] And I send them to the project, they're going to play to make it.

[01:45:05] I'm interested in them.

[01:45:06] And claim your loot.

[01:45:08] I mean, you think I'm crazy.

[01:45:10] Gamescom happens, but they don't have any more on them, like our writers.

[01:45:40] you

[01:46:10] you

[01:46:40] you

[01:47:10] you

[01:47:40] you

[01:48:10] you

[01:48:40] Okay, I don't want to be an actor, but Jack, this looks very shallow.

[01:49:03] Come on, man.

[01:49:05] They showed five willies over again.

[01:49:07] They looked like they were nearly making a game.

[01:49:09] I mean, man.

[01:49:21] Predator?

[01:49:33] Oh, too long! It is too long! You are an acting-

[01:49:37] I'm going to remove the secrets of these savage worlds as well as we should be meeting.

[01:49:40] I thought I'd not find anything but I-

[01:49:41] I'm going to take this destruction.

[01:49:44] Then you must be strong.

[01:49:47] My warriors who will not pinch you in the face of the Xenia Menace.

[01:49:52] You are such a warrior.

[01:49:55] Relentless. Fearless.

[01:49:57] You will give no water to your enemy.

[01:50:03] Stop lobbying if I do often.

[01:50:05] Come on, come on.

[01:50:06] No stopping.

[01:50:07] No surrender.

[01:50:08] No limit to your abilities.

[01:50:11] If I do, I let you walk barefoot.

[01:50:15] The lost lands are begging you.

[01:50:24] That's pretty awesome, huh?

[01:50:26] And right now, we are excited to share with you the debut game from Octopus Panic,

[01:50:32] A 7-person independent studio founded by veterans of the Halo and Battlefield franchises.

[01:50:37] It's a no-bun-ass game that was released this year. Let's check it out.

[01:51:02] All right, grab hounds. Welcome to the other side of the galaxy. Welcome to your first shift.

[01:51:15] All right, let's get this done.

[01:51:17] Remember, every resource gets us one step closer to home.

[01:51:26] New research options just opened up.

[01:51:31] Some might even have.

[01:51:38] And watch out for the wildlife.

[01:51:47] Try not to die.

[01:51:49] Let's go!

[01:51:56] Uh oh, there!

[01:51:58] Is this like, uh, like, Factorio?

[01:52:02] Okay, this is becoming a problem.

[01:52:09] Oh.

[01:52:10] I don't like deep rock and

[01:52:19] back to the old no man sky.

[01:52:23] Look, did I just bark at all now?

[01:52:27] That looks awesome.

[01:52:28] And this next title we're about to see comes from a studio known for creating world glass

[01:52:33] world class city building and management games with this one.

[01:52:37] They're bringing that expertise and passion into an entirely new setting, inviting players

[01:52:42] to build a city where everything just clicks.

[01:52:45] My plan, go sir?

[01:52:48] You wanna go?

[01:52:50] Round it out, let go?

[01:52:56] Wait, literally no.

[01:52:59] Wait, literally no.

[01:53:04] Like a Skywaggle, that's over here.

[01:53:09] This is literally like a Skywaggle, I'm not kidding.

[01:53:14] Wait, it is.

[01:53:19] Oh my god, I'm like the goat.

[01:53:24] the goat! That's crazy! I mean I'm playing 100% I'm buying out like that.

[01:53:36] It's the most accurate Kayak's kit that I've ever seen.

[01:53:41] Even if it's a game, you can't play it in the ground.

[01:53:47] You can't play it in the ground.

[01:53:51] If it was a game, you'd be...

[01:53:57] Playing the game in the direction of the game.

[01:54:02] The first and only true build to punch in the monsters, take on the toughest jobs, and stay longer when the work isn't done.

[01:54:13] Build with the firepower to clean up the alien mess, and the grit to see the job through

[01:54:32] to the end of the shift.

[01:54:33] They'll keep the lights on for one more day.

[01:54:42] Time's out, I think we're done.

[01:54:44] Wait...

[01:54:46] Wait, anything that looks like a nice ad-factor right now?

[01:54:48] The toughest crew on the contract.

[01:54:51] The last ones to leave the work set...

[01:54:53] It literally is!

[01:54:54] Sometimes that's what the fuck I gotta do.

[01:54:56] ...is paid for doing what others want.

[01:54:59] This is Extra Parts, my cheer.

[01:55:03] Clean up, get back.

[01:55:05] That's enough.

[01:55:06] I don't know what to say, I don't know what to say.

[01:55:16] Oh

[01:55:24] Oh

[01:55:34] It is taken

[01:55:46] So, while they make a pole jet, they're making an extra shooter instead of like an extra

[01:56:40] There was some big news for O and L. Path of Exile 2.1.0 is coming on December 11th from

[01:56:55] grinding gear games.

[01:56:58] And next we have some exciting news, the reveal of a classic remake.

[01:57:02] It's a turn-based strategy game that was first released in 1999.

[01:57:07] beautifully reborn in 3d and faithfully modernized it is time to journey back to

[01:57:12] erithea erithea erathia oh my gosh command mighty heroes build spectacular

[01:57:19] towns and lead fantastic armies into epic tactical battles once again what is

[01:57:24] that you yourself presents heroes of might and magic three remake

[01:57:30] The great king of erathia is dead and the enemies of the kingdom are scrambling to feed on its remains.

[01:57:44] Erathia must not fall to its enemies! Let us repeat of a thousand fold! More than you!

[01:57:55] She is! That's rough!

[01:58:00] That actually looks good though.

[01:58:07] For an RDS, I mean, is it RDS?

[01:58:12] I don't know what it said.

[01:58:17] Oh.

[01:58:24] turn days they carry I mean I can see that yeah it looks pretty cool

[01:58:36] it's it's it doesn't look bad

[01:58:45] the realm of strains under a gathering store

[01:58:54] will rise. Kingdoms will fall.

[01:59:00] Irrathlion cannot escape its fate.

[01:59:14] I feel like it. The tomb base game

[01:59:17] looked really good, didn't it? And a lot of it looked really bad.

[01:59:20] Our platform at Gamescom, dedicated to projects that give back.

[01:59:26] This year, we're putting the following topic in the spotlight.

[01:59:29] The unique power of the Games community to be a force for good and drive real change.

[01:59:35] Please join me in welcoming a special guest who knows this first hand, co-owner and business

[01:59:39] director, Ashley Farkas of GamesDone Quick.

[01:59:42] That's cool.

[01:59:44] Hello, Ashley.

[01:59:49] Welcome to Gamescom ONL.

[01:59:52] So, tell us about Gamescom Quick.

[01:59:54] Yeah, thanks, Shox.

[01:59:56] So, Gamescom Quick is all about playing games as fast as possible for a good cause.

[02:00:02] At every event, we bring together speed runners from all around the world.

[02:00:06] I think you did it over the years.

[02:00:07] They've spread themselves Tuesday.

[02:00:09] for charity. We are thrilled to bring our live event to Europe for the first time right

[02:00:15] here at Gamescom. Every donation and sponsorship from the community goes directly to Gaming

[02:00:22] for Democracy, an initiative that supports social engagement and democratic values through

[02:00:27] gaming culture. That's incredible. And since 2010, Games

[02:00:32] has raised over 60 million dollars for charity, right?

[02:00:37] That's insane, actually.

[02:00:39] What a great example of how gaming can give back.

[02:00:43] Ashley, why do you think it is that the gaming community

[02:00:46] has such a special power to be a force for good

[02:00:49] and drive change?

[02:00:50] So, I think games create a space

[02:00:53] where people show up as their authentic selves

[02:00:56] and they connect with others who share those same passions.

[02:01:00] That sense of community and shared purpose is the foundation for everything.

[02:01:05] This empowers the community and helps players advocate for great projects like supporting

[02:01:11] democratic values, healthcare, and global humanitarian aid.

[02:01:15] Okay, I think you can reduce all this into the tech.

[02:01:17] Speed up the speakers.

[02:01:19] Speed up the speakers.

[02:01:19] They're fucking out this.

[02:01:20] Speed up the speakers.

[02:01:21] Speed up the speakers.

[02:01:21] So that we feel the power to speak up for what's right.

[02:01:24] Yeah, we believe that the gaming community should recognize just how powerful it already

[02:01:30] organizations like the United Nations already do.

[02:01:34] It's our responsibility to create meaningful opportunities through community fundraising,

[02:01:41] local events, or creator collaborations.

[02:01:44] We're always looking for new ways to connect gaming with causes that matter.

[02:01:49] And our goal is turning our passion into change that lasts beyond the games you play.

[02:01:55] That's a great point. And of course I have to ask, are there any more examples right here at Gamescom?

[02:02:00] Absolutely. There are so many for everyone to see and participate in this week. From charity streams, to like Lute for the World, to life-saving initiatives, and the Gamescom Forest. Just to name a few. Gamescom is bringing gaming communities together to create a real-world difference.

[02:02:19] You're so right, Ashley.

[02:02:20] There's also Greenpeace, Live Slowly,

[02:02:22] Deutsche Stammtsel, Spender Datai,

[02:02:24] and Medicine Sans Frontières,

[02:02:26] joining this community to be a force for good.

[02:02:29] Thank you so much for joining us, Ashley.

[02:02:30] I hope you have an amazing event right here at Gamescom.

[02:02:34] And of course, go check out all these great initiatives

[02:02:36] happening here at Gamescom Cares on our website.

[02:02:42] Thank you, Shox and Ashley.

[02:02:44] Last year at TGA, I was very excited

[02:02:46] to debut the new title

[02:02:47] from Uppsala Sweden-based Neon Giant,

[02:02:50] from the small team behind the asset.

[02:02:52] What about the other thing that you showed us last time?

[02:02:54] The FPS RPG set in the cyber grunge city of Port Desire.

[02:02:59] And tonight, it's finally time to give you

[02:03:01] a new look at the game.

[02:03:05] Jack,

[02:03:07] High Guard 2 would be absolutely cinema.

[02:03:11] Just Jeff does it again,

[02:03:13] he doesn't give a fuck about anybody's criticism.

[02:03:16] Maybe he won't shut up about it.

[02:03:18] What if you hurt him?

[02:03:21] Nobody sees him go in.

[02:03:24] He babes again.

[02:03:24] They bought it.

[02:03:25] Nobody sees him come out.

[02:03:32] The game, not the babes, I want.

[02:03:35] Good to this hands.

[02:03:38] Right on his feet.

[02:03:41] I might be vacuum cleaners.

[02:03:46] I mean, is this not just a black... I mean...

[02:03:56] It is literally like, it's cyberpunk's mind's idea.

[02:04:12] are the stories about how you operate

[02:04:23] No law more like no players

[02:05:23] Are they sad with it?

[02:05:29] That's so nice that he added

[02:06:23] Interesting.

[02:06:49] Oh, it is not actually. I had it by itself.

[02:06:51] Last year at TGA, we were given on toast from frictional games in Malmo, Sweden, the spiritual successor to Soma.

[02:06:58] The game stars the incredible Stellan Skarsgard.

[02:07:02] Now we've got your first look at gameplay.

[02:07:04] As the protagonist comes across a horrific experiment where a body's consciousness has been transferred to a server of rats.

[02:07:11] It's one of the many experiments in the game.

[02:07:13] Narrative puzzles where your moral choices affect the outcomes of the mission, as well as the rest of the narrative.

[02:07:19] Interesting.

[02:07:21] When I was five years old, I was very sick.

[02:07:24] Who said summer? Is it that?

[02:07:26] But somehow, my dad did the impossible.

[02:07:30] Whatever the miracle was, it pushed him away from us.

[02:07:38] Crumby, do you hear me?

[02:07:41] What a caution. Crumb's experiments can be active right now.

[02:07:45] Oh, they didn't have yours! Don't get them over!

[02:08:15] Oh

[02:08:25] He said

[02:08:45] Um, it looks okay.

[02:08:58] It's a big leap from summer.

[02:09:00] Wait, Jack, did Jack sent the guy?

[02:09:05] Is that a setup?

[02:09:07] Pull?

[02:09:35] I

[02:09:40] What

[02:09:47] I mean the game looks actually cool a little bit it's all over place, but

[02:09:54] What a wild trailer from Daniel

[02:09:56] It was like a compact of a bunch of genres insertion that was Pony Island to Panda Circus

[02:10:02] described as a voyage through time, myth, divinity,

[02:10:06] and video games.

[02:10:08] All right, now it is time for some animal combat.

[02:10:11] I guess we had a little bit of a floor with that,

[02:10:12] Gravhounds, right?

[02:10:13] No, no, no.

[02:10:13] But a lot of animals tonight from China-based.

[02:10:15] And you're just talking about that, right?

[02:10:16] Games come Zupunk, a 3D diesel punk action RPG

[02:10:20] starring a playable, get this rabbit, rhino,

[02:10:24] and chipmunk.

[02:10:25] I know, tonight we have the first leg

[02:10:27] at Zupunk's squad-based combat systems,

[02:10:29] including the potential fourth hero.

[02:10:31] There's another animal, Shox, who fights with a long blade.

[02:10:35] There's even more.

[02:10:36] That's not all.

[02:10:37] You'll also want to keep an eye out for the Marmot and Otter

[02:10:40] bosses, too.

[02:10:41] Witness the wild world of Zupunk.

[02:10:45] OK.

[02:10:46] I'm gonna smash this rotten world into pieces.

[02:11:06] God is...

[02:11:15] Is this the only one who comes?

[02:11:25] What in the concord is this?

[02:11:58] And I hope that the Marvisian in the Eid is fine with me.

[02:12:08] Okay I'm done.

[02:12:09] I'm not even in the middle of the whole world.

[02:12:22] Baby, the court has ignored the peeling paint This page was full of glamour, but it's faded away

[02:12:31] Might be a little picture of a white, no-less queen

[02:12:36] Pull back the paper and you'll hear What these walls have to say

[02:12:41] Found by a change of family legacy Rock to round your neck, making it hard to breathe

[02:12:50] Everybody can ease your presence.

[02:12:53] He can be your friend.

[02:12:55] Just make his red right hand.

[02:12:58] He'll make you understand.

[02:13:00] Wesker and Poison Truth.

[02:13:02] He issues you.

[02:13:04] There are no ghosts at the Grand.

[02:13:09] There are no ghosts at the Grand.

[02:13:16] That was a new look at

[02:13:18] are no-boss at the Grand, a musical horror renovation game

[02:13:23] from Bristol, England-based Friday Sunday.

[02:13:26] We have some big reveals still to come

[02:13:27] at first the announcement of a new game set in a vibrant world

[02:13:30] with amazing creatures.

[02:13:32] This is Roco Kingdom, a new open-world multiplayer creature

[02:13:36] collecting RPG.

[02:13:40] Why the fuck did you do Pikachu?

[02:14:09] I'm gonna pick it up!

[02:14:11] You're all forced to laugh at us!

[02:14:39] Oh

[02:14:49] Holy

[02:15:09] But what is it about though? You build the wall?

[02:16:09] I

[02:16:39] I

[02:16:42] For skate

[02:16:51] I think that you're good. No, I'm doing it now

[02:17:07] Yeah

[02:17:09] That one is, wait, is that Ben Larsen?

[02:17:14] Wait, it's Ben Larsen.

[02:17:23] No, it literally is Ben Larsen.

[02:17:25] Okay, now I'm happy to welcome to the O&L stage a man who closed out Summer Game Fest with an epic reveal.

[02:17:31] Please join me in welcoming to the stage my good friend, the Final Fantasy 7 remake series director, Naoki.

[02:17:38] Naoki Hamaguchi!

[02:17:40] Holy aura!

[02:17:50] Yo!

[02:17:52] Buddy!

[02:17:54] Am I...

[02:17:56] Am I crazy?

[02:17:58] Hello everyone!

[02:18:00] My name is Naoki Hamaguchi,

[02:18:02] and I'm the director of the final...

[02:18:04] I'm not, I'm not looking at IC, IC package, I mean.

[02:18:09] Thank you, thank you.

[02:18:11] It's great to be back at the GamesCon to give you a green pass,

[02:18:16] or my team is working on it.

[02:18:19] What will you see in this brand new exclusive trailer,

[02:18:24] so-called weapons, massive creature that crowd

[02:18:30] and his team of legendary heroes will face in the final chapter of their epic journey.

[02:18:38] Final Fantasy VII Revolution will deliver unforgettable experience in the world without banners,

[02:18:47] and will be available PlayStation 5, Nintendo 6, Xbox's XS, and PC in spring 2027.

[02:19:00] Thank you, thank you so much for all your support and excitement.

[02:19:15] My fellow citizens, we are a sale on every side.

[02:19:28] the enormous meteor that looms over our heads.

[02:19:32] And by towering monstrosities turned weapons,

[02:19:36] like the one that made landfall outside Nidgoth.

[02:19:39] But I know that we will not start a new adventure.

[02:19:44] And show heaven and earth that it is we who reign supreme.

[02:19:48] That's it, sir.

[02:19:49] I

[02:19:55] Play

[02:20:06] You call them planetary

[02:20:10] When I call them weapons and mass destruction

[02:20:19] Only one thing to do, is fight for it.

[02:20:25] There's nothing out of that, no.

[02:20:40] Taking down weapons, hunting materia, way overdue for a day off.

[02:20:45] That was a good idea.

[02:20:46] If we've got a future to fight for

[02:20:49] Nothing will stop us

[02:20:58] We'll finish this together

[02:21:00] Every time that.

[02:21:07] Final Fantasy VII Revelation looks truly epic and we don't have to wait long.

[02:21:18] The game comes out next spring for all platforms at the same time.

[02:21:22] Alright, we have one last game for you tonight at O&L, an update on a legendary RPG franchise

[02:21:28] I would just want a game of the year at the game awards way back in 2015

[02:21:34] What you doing?

[02:21:40] I will see a white wolf stray them forward towards this holiday town

[02:21:48] Never chose to be richer

[02:21:54] They chose for me

[02:21:58] I'm not sure if I can do that.

[02:22:05] I'm not sure.

[02:22:08] I'm not sure.

[02:22:13] I'm not sure.

[02:22:17] I'm not sure.

[02:22:20] I'm not sure.

[02:22:54] You're one for life.

[02:22:59] And there's never an ending that's not also a new beginning.

[02:23:10] Death will not bring death to my people.

[02:23:15] Oh, and if you're scared, you'll die, Jesus.

[02:23:24] Be not afraid.

[02:23:35] Didn't say I was afraid.

[02:23:40] Come on, you scum.

[02:23:44] Enough peace.

[02:23:48] Dive into darkness.

[02:23:54] I will see the truth of letting you live.

[02:24:05] I don't think I'll treat my death.

[02:24:07] So you'll get it, Blood.

[02:24:18] That's the only way to die!

[02:24:24] That's right. How about that? Free upgrade, free, free master.

[02:24:32] All right. Well, now joining us to talk all about the Witcher 3 news, please welcome the level design lead from CD Projekt Red, Miles Toast.

[02:24:41] All right, Miles, you brought down the house with that news of the free remastered.

[02:24:52] This is definitely a surprise and it's coming out in just a month, September 29th.

[02:24:57] The PC and consoles, including Switch 2 and even Battle.net, lots of features in that

[02:25:02] trailer tells which one to stand out the most to you.

[02:25:06] Oh, wow.

[02:25:07] So, you can tell that the team definitely poured their hearts into this one, right?

[02:25:11] It's a huge privilege for me to stand here and represent them.

[02:25:13] Thank you for the trust, guys.

[02:25:15] Shut up.

[02:25:15] That game's a little better.

[02:25:16] Secondly, features, right?

[02:25:18] So my favorite one is the visuals.

[02:25:21] That's new textures, updated rendering, advanced path

[02:25:24] to your portfolio.

[02:25:26] You don't know your lover.

[02:25:27] Carol, just give me a hand.

[02:25:28] I can't help but sorry.

[02:25:28] All those years of retirement.

[02:25:30] And then the other thing, definitely, combat.

[02:25:33] It's more modern, smooth, and precise.

[02:25:35] Look at every equivalent.

[02:25:38] Add new animations.

[02:25:39] and what I like a lot, new finishers.

[02:25:42] And then last one, which is three is a full-fleshed

[02:25:44] Archie.

[02:25:45] Just look at that, Garble.

[02:25:46] So we completely revamped the ability system

[02:25:49] to give players more options.

[02:25:51] Well, it's a lot of stuff, as you saw in the trailer,

[02:25:53] only a month away.

[02:25:55] Let's move on now to Songs of the Past,

[02:25:57] which is a wild idea above itself,

[02:25:59] a new expansion for an 11-year-old game.

[02:26:03] What inspired you guys to build this?

[02:26:06] Yeah, it's super cool.

[02:26:07] So, we have this idea for one more story with Geralt for a while, but we couldn't quite figure

[02:26:14] out how to fit it into our busy schedules, right?

[02:26:17] Luckily, our friends from Fool's Theory came around and they hired a bunch of old veteran

[02:26:22] Witcher 3 developers, including my mentor, Peter Jelenseer, and I, you know, here we

[02:26:29] are today.

[02:26:30] Wow.

[02:26:31] Well, that's so cool.

[02:26:32] Now, you mentioned obviously Geralt's back, but he has a new weapon it looks like in

[02:26:37] the trailer sort of like a like it looks like a chain. Yeah so this is

[02:26:42] Geralt's last adventure before we passed the torch on to Ciri and we wanted to go

[02:26:47] out with a bang so this chain is a weapon that is new in the game but many

[02:26:51] people perhaps hardcore Witcher fans will realize that this is a weapon we

[02:26:55] first showed in the Witcher 1 intro and we will talk about that and many more

[02:27:01] things here at Gamescom so please kindly come by our booth or watch our

[02:27:05] red streams that will happen every day.

[02:27:07] That's right, I know you have an extended demo

[02:27:09] that these fans will get to see at the booth.

[02:27:11] Tell us a bit about, you know, everyone

[02:27:12] wants to know the content of the expansion,

[02:27:15] the new region, Latin.

[02:27:17] Who inhabits it?

[02:27:18] What lurks below the surface?

[02:27:20] So Latin is a whole new unique region

[02:27:24] that has a unique identity like the other regions

[02:27:26] in the game.

[02:27:28] It is filled with quests, you know, new monsters,

[02:27:32] adventures, and exploration, just

[02:27:34] like the things that Witcher fans love. But it's an almost uncannily, idyllic place that,

[02:27:40] however, has a dark secret lurking just underneath the surface. And as it is a Witcher game, this

[02:27:46] kind of secret requires a true professional Witcher to solve.

[02:27:50] Good thing we got one of those. All right, well, I imagine we can expect all the upgrades

[02:27:54] we heard about for the remastered that will roll across all the expansions, including

[02:27:59] songs in the past.

[02:28:00] Absolutely, yes.

[02:28:01] All right, awesome. Well, I love the idea that you guys are doing

[02:28:05] I'm not asking you to ask about. You have some news for people about the other expansion.

[02:28:10] Yeah, yeah, there you go.

[02:28:11] So this is super cool. I can say today that tonight, both of our previous expansions, Hearts of Stone and Blood and Wine, will be free for everyone who owns the base game.

[02:28:22] And this is a great opportunity for, yeah, right?

[02:28:27] Very cool.

[02:28:28] away all the free stuff tonight it's the coolest part of the job i guess so um and this

[02:28:35] marks a great opportunity for people who have perhaps only played the base game right to

[02:28:40] jump in with the improvements from the remaster update and game i mean 11 years not to play

[02:28:44] the the game is crazy songs of the past sometime next year wow well i gotta say a lot of amazing

[02:28:51] witcher news uh today thank you very much miles as well yes and we'll see you at the uh at

[02:28:56] the booth. Thank you. All right, Miles from CDPR. All right, and that is going to do it for O&L 2026,

[02:29:05] but that is just the start of Gamescom week to stay tuned for news and updates throughout the

[02:29:09] weekend. And of course, we will see you again on December 10th, live in Los Angeles for the Game

[02:29:15] Awards 2026, where we will celebrate the best of the year, crazy year, and see what's next

[02:29:21] with a lot of brand new game announcements and surprises

[02:29:24] from the world's top game development studios.

[02:29:28] It's been another great opening night live,

[02:29:30] and before we go, of course, we've got to bring out

[02:29:32] my incredible co-host tonight, Shox.

[02:29:35] Come on back out, Shox.

[02:29:37] Thank you so much for having me once again.

[02:29:43] Send off announcing.

[02:29:44] Third time to Charm, we're just gonna have to keep bringing you back.

[02:29:47] I hope all you guys have an amazing Gamescom.

[02:29:51] Let's go.

[02:29:51] All right, good night everybody.

[02:29:53] Bye, thank you so much, good night!

[02:29:55] And it's Jax. And they've got a lot of us. A student algorithm. Jax. Jax. The ground

[02:30:09] starts to shake. The stage starts to break apart. There's spars everywhere. And then

[02:30:17] And he shuts down and then BANG!

[02:30:24] Smokey!

[02:30:29] It's a dying plumber, high barred too.

[02:30:33] But then he gets shot in the back.

[02:30:36] Blah!

[02:30:37] Guy pulls out with a machine gun.

[02:30:39] It's Concord 2.

[02:30:41] Holy shit!

[02:30:43] BANG!

[02:30:44] It's super to the ground.

[02:30:46] It's portal three

[02:30:48] Bang shot the back again. It's half-life three. Holy shit. How much more can they cook?

[02:30:59] And then you wake up

[02:31:05] But but like I don't really care that much about it as long as the story is good, etc

[02:31:11] So if I had to rate the show, I think this shit was a nine, bro

[02:31:15] I this is actually one of the this is one of the best shows like they walked in some

[02:31:21] Insanely fucking good trailers two new IPs from I think it's a solid

[02:31:27] Seven man like looking at some of this

[02:31:31] It's a seven

[02:31:34] Jack because I like to include pacing. I like to include

[02:31:38] just overall optics for the show I like to I like to have a show that doesn't

[02:31:46] drag that goes kind of quickly right and presents a lot of content whatever

[02:31:51] so all in all as a show yeah I mean like seven just fucking insane I I don't

[02:31:59] even know what to say yet there was one there's one movie for this it was so

[02:32:03] boring bro like nice watching that with you guys that was the third one but I

[02:32:08] think we watched so many gamescom presentations it's always interesting just

[02:32:12] to see a little bit there's this shit for everybody man there's so many there's

[02:32:19] so many fucking games dropping it's crazy bro there's so much shit yeah I

[02:32:25] like you like it um I think dead drop too much of the sauce before you know I

[02:32:34] mean I have a love like you know shit like like the gears of war thing I

[02:32:38] think you're worried about the game anything about it before I'm waiting

[02:32:42] for the full blown you know what you're releasing when one point out leaving

[02:32:46] out fuck I wish it was next year

[02:32:55] That was interesting.

[02:32:57] Are none the best ARPG.

[02:33:10] Whoa.

[02:33:11] Who is the best gamer?

[02:33:13] Oh, come on, bro.

[02:33:17] Did he lose against a chair?

[02:33:22] Okay, so...

[02:33:25] If I if I were if I were him I'm looking it's like some EU country kind of evidence is this bro

[02:33:33] Plates some EU shit

[02:33:36] Vasta rest

[02:33:39] Languages can't see it. You can see it

[02:33:42] Check these ones that Finland baby baby. Is that Polish?

[02:33:46] Wait, wait, it's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's um

[02:33:55] Oh

[02:33:58] Like some some some little to any a shit

[02:34:02] Slovakia maybe so yeah, maybe some little to any a shit. No

[02:34:07] Oh shit

[02:34:09] close

[02:34:12] Bro, why you got an emo only now brah? I've been playing against Jinxie now. What you doing?

[02:34:16] No, it was like I would put it in between it will be will be air now

[02:34:21] Turkey yeah, no, that is

[02:34:23] No speed. Oh, no, no, no, there's no way

[02:34:26] Speed what you got to play for night with whoop again watch your Georgia. I got this come on speed

[02:34:35] What the fudge?

[02:34:37] Jack ready Jack is that

[02:34:41] Yo

[02:34:43] See I just want to say bro like I didn't do your streams genuinely bring me joy speed like sometimes in the mornings, bro

[02:34:49] I

[02:34:52] Bro, your students genuinely bring me to our bed

[02:34:55] Thank you, but like speed on some real shit Spain maybe and I think you do that for a lot of people man

[02:35:01] Wait, I gotta switch my monitor

[02:35:09] I

[02:35:11] Game?

[02:35:14] All right guys, this guy is a GO Gaster's squad.

[02:35:17] But there, but there, he hit it!

[02:35:19] All right.

[02:35:23] All right, all right, all right.

[02:35:26] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[02:35:32] Wait, speed.

[02:35:33] Okay, there's a problem, bro.

[02:35:35] What?

[02:35:37] Dude, okay.

[02:35:38] I don't think YouTube chat has emailed on me.

[02:35:40] Your chat's gonna save the countries bro. Bro. I do I won't cheat bro. Just come on, bro

[02:35:47] Come on, bro. Oh, yeah

[02:35:55] Yes, yes, you got really

[02:35:59] So speed cheer up for me. We bugged it. I'm fine

[02:36:03] It's three to two. It's close, bro. It's very close. Oh, this is some you shit. I'm just ready to get started, bro

[02:36:10] People got school where people got work tomorrow in school tomorrow, bro. Let's stop friends friends. No the friends

[02:36:17] Middle it's three two also or or or like join that link join that link or

[02:36:23] The one in the middle the one middle join that link speed on that link fuck that's my middle

[02:36:29] You know

[02:36:32] Yeah

[02:36:34] All right, bro, put it emo only I wasn't doing one round. Yeah, I'll do better. Put it emo only

[02:36:47] Whoa, are we in okay?

[02:36:50] Okay, that's two out of three good luck, bro. Okay, China China boom. Yo, this looks like USA chap

[02:36:57] It looks like oh, yeah, I like so we be chat low key something like Michigan or something

[02:37:02] What's your question wait speed you want to do best three out of five of these games are quick

[02:37:07] They're quick like one minute. We did is do best out of three

[02:37:10] Okay, this is a camera. Good luck, bro. Chad. I think this is Connecticut. I'm not even kidding. Well, yeah

[02:37:16] She might be on something. I think this is Connecticut guys

[02:37:22] Whoa, bro, I think this is Connecticut low chat low key mission game in my country

[02:37:27] this is uh USA I'm getting me a

[02:37:31] West Vod from there's no

[02:37:35] real team yeah okay okay no this is

[02:37:37] Connecticut bro or like Wisconsin oh

[02:37:41] what exactly the Georgia and I would

[02:37:43] put pressure on the clock you know what

[02:37:46] said it looks Canadian then I'm gonna

[02:37:48] say Connecticut I'm gonna say Connecticut

[02:37:51] I'm gonna say Connecticut wait I don't

[02:37:53] know where it is on the map whoa whoa

[02:37:55] Whoa, you chose the same one as me bro. I'm Jack that my

[02:38:00] Michigan

[02:38:02] I look to the

[02:38:06] Whoa, whoa, uh, this is easy. No, that's you. This is um, I

[02:38:13] Would in the snap on your face. Oh Jack. I forgot. Is this uh, um, bro. This is

[02:38:18] U.S.

[02:38:21] Was not dumb ass dude, I think this is um bro speed this is like Philadelphia

[02:38:28] Speed this is Philadelphia

[02:38:33] Wait

[02:38:38] Come on chat I'm no Norway. I got

[02:38:43] Okay, okay boom a boom

[02:38:45] Canada

[02:38:47] Chat this just might be yo, what's he gonna do to the camera like that?

[02:38:52] Whoa, this is chat chat. It's giving this is low key Illinois

[02:38:59] Vancouver

[02:39:01] to Oxford Oxford's where Harvard is

[02:39:05] Which is like Vancouver. I would say Oxford is where Harvard is, but I don't know

[02:39:10] Really?

[02:39:12] Wait for me Toronto, Canada, because there was a Canadian flag shut up shut up shut up

[02:39:21] Um

[02:39:30] Jack this is Malaysia Malaysia measure Malaysia Philippines or whatever

[02:39:37] I always put I always put near I mean in the summer right I'm gonna put it in a bowl

[02:39:42] I mean, you were fairly close, but this is the track.

[02:39:49] Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, okay.

[02:39:54] Wait, wait, I'm lagging.

[02:39:58] Okay, I'm good.

[02:40:00] I'm good.

[02:40:02] Kapow.

[02:40:03] Is that like Indian reservation?

[02:40:06] This is

[02:40:12] What language is this

[02:40:18] Wait chap, this is weird. I actually don't know

[02:40:21] Yo, wait, I think I know

[02:40:23] Chad, I know I think I know I think I know I think I know

[02:40:25] Oh

[02:40:30] Yeah, that's not

[02:40:32] I don't know well that was USA

[02:40:35] Speed check yeah, that is not check check. Yeah, I need to do my house

[02:40:40] Bro, there was a whole different language

[02:40:44] That's a why does it do this?

[02:40:46] Yeah, so was it oh

[02:40:48] Chow Chow, why is it okay? We get chat. This is candle Quebec, but it's it's

[02:40:54] Northbound because it's not a lot of air for the trees

[02:40:57] I

[02:40:59] Way northbound the way northbound it like a second year some shit

[02:41:04] Wait, am I

[02:41:06] Wait, this is close, bro. This is close

[02:41:10] Speed your smart cookie, bro

[02:41:14] Well, I mean I looked at a glance, okay, uh Vietnam

[02:41:22] Okay, okay

[02:41:24] I know this, I gotta give it away but I know this.

[02:41:35] I know this country, I know it.

[02:41:37] Please.

[02:41:38] Put under us.

[02:41:39] Yeah.

[02:42:10] best buddy wait is that my alarm? yo yo you hear this shit on console now how

[02:42:30] crazy is that exactly crazy but I can't wait to check this out I just finished

[02:42:37] download of the game I was downing while watching games I was very exciting and

[02:42:41] actually had a trailer for the game once human all my friends already played it

[02:42:46] and I'm the only didn't play it yeah I remember I saw the trailer look crazy

[02:42:54] it's just my my my panel because it's not done because I'm a little bit

[02:43:00] unprepared yo my character's got a fat ass okay so it's just well me

[02:43:07] I'm going to boot the game up right now.

[02:43:15] Okay. Do you have the guide to join the server?

[02:43:19] No, but actually I did this panel a little quick. Wait.

[02:43:23] Do I have to do this panel right now? That one?

[02:43:31] Um, you bought it as what? As Ray's owner? Competibility? Normal. Okay.

[02:43:38] And then do you have the document that shows you how to connect to the server?

[02:43:41] Uh, I do. Yes. Join up there, but don't leak the password.

[02:43:50] Or do. I mean, it doesn't, it doesn't say.

[02:43:54] No, I do have it. Hold on. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.

[02:44:01] Boom. Bang. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I'm cooking.

[02:44:07] It's almost finished. It's almost finished.

[02:44:24] Bang. Bang.

[02:44:28] and I cooked mother a I think it unsupported in that format

[02:44:41] or say it's reachable but it's a bit yeah yeah yeah exactly that oh my god

[02:44:49] the skins in this game are crazy I'm doing my shit as long I need like 10

[02:44:56] seconds no you're good I'm gonna have plenty of paint or not after that works

[02:45:05] yeah oh my god the skins are crazy brother why why this me I bought I bought

[02:45:16] the battle pass 15 times and bomb finished okay I'm good I'm coming on is

[02:45:24] Is there a thing to join the server?

[02:45:29] Yeah, I have the descriptions.

[02:45:30] You should have it too on how to join.

[02:45:36] Hold it.

[02:45:38] And boom.

[02:45:43] Bang.

[02:45:47] Does that work?

[02:45:51] This should work.

[02:45:54] I'm here. Okay. Apply the next step.

[02:46:04] Master mates.

[02:46:08] I put 120. Okay.

[02:46:13] This is your display. I'll do a game capture.

[02:46:16] Make sure it is nice and smooth.

[02:46:19] Okay. You have to hold my hand a little bit.

[02:46:23] Okay

[02:46:26] You know when you're like on the main menu like after you done like your settings

[02:46:33] Idealist this on

[02:46:38] Louder oh my god that the short skirts

[02:46:41] Oh

[02:46:47] The wife of the me I don't destroy it. Holy shit. I spent all my money on me. I'm here. I want to play this game

[02:46:55] Sanch this one has a tail

[02:46:59] Okay, I

[02:47:02] See I say we're doing

[02:47:04] Okay, now in the top right you'll be able to take a region after the screen is finished

[02:47:15] like LARPing.

[02:47:16] Yeah.

[02:47:17] You pick NA.

[02:47:18] Okay.

[02:47:19] And then after that, you pick custom server in the bottom left.

[02:47:23] Enter name.

[02:47:24] Okay.

[02:47:25] Okay.

[02:47:26] Oh yeah.

[02:47:27] Do I customize them?

[02:47:28] Do I customize them?

[02:47:29] Oh yeah.

[02:47:30] Oh, yeah

[02:47:32] You'll have to make a way you I think you might have to make a second character actually why wait

[02:47:36] Just just speed on this one and then you leave because you're connected like a normal server

[02:47:40] They're giving us like a boosted server for like the contents. Okay. I'm

[02:47:46] You just make it make a character and then like when you're in the tutorial you can like leave and go back to the main menu

[02:47:51] I need to serve my server

[02:47:53] I'm a

[02:47:55] Actually, it's good

[02:48:00] Hey yo, that's what I'm saying!

[02:48:14] I had to get off the bus.

[02:48:23] attention all set in place, and a streamer asks you for the time

[02:48:27] do not respond to them under any circumstances

[02:48:53] I'll have it in my bus!

[02:49:23] I

[02:49:26] Beat

[02:49:35] No

[02:49:37] I

[02:49:51] You play MVP or CBB third person, but you can you can change it whenever you want

[02:50:02] You leave this

[02:50:03] Lead this is Oriole, and you hop on the server with me instead.

[02:50:06] Uh, Custom Server, like this?

[02:50:09] Uh, yeah, I think you have to leave first, but I'm not sure.

[02:50:13] I will do exit game.

[02:50:17] Log out.

[02:50:20] Is it game?

[02:50:21] Is that it? Is that it? Is that it? Close the game entirely.

[02:50:24] So this is it?

[02:50:25] Yeah, turn the game off.

[02:50:26] I don't know what...

[02:50:27] Wait, can you click Custom Server? Maybe it lets you join. They're there.

[02:50:33] Uh, should we do any sessions?

[02:50:37] Let's see. Don't if... blah blah blah. Finish... oh, finish the tutorial.

[02:50:41] Oh, yeah. Okay. With help from your chat.

[02:50:45] What do you mean? They need to help you. I mean, the developer

[02:50:49] said we don't believe that Felix, in parentheses X and C, can finish

[02:50:53] the tutorial on his own, so if he needs help from chat, he should ask for it.

[02:50:57] That's cat. That's cat. No, I made that up.

[02:51:01] I mean, I'm like an actual programmer, though.

[02:51:07] Like, nobody even bought that line, what?

[02:51:11] Wow, is this a Roblox game?

[02:51:14] I was a programmer once.

[02:51:17] I mean, still am.

[02:51:18] Also, Mendoza, by the way.

[02:51:19] We're both programmers.

[02:51:20] Cool.

[02:51:21] Oh, well, you really just limited it.

[02:51:24] Try to link Deepo Flashlight to it.

[02:52:29] Oh, she shows you the little stuff, huh?

[02:52:31] Ooh.

[02:52:35] Oh, after a pair of tires, I have some of that.

[02:52:46] Ooh, is that...?

[02:52:59] I can't really play with you, can I skip that or not?

[02:53:09] I can't really play with you, I'll just play with you.

[02:53:20] and time and space. We're also

[02:53:22] This skin game is crazy.

[02:53:24] Oh, I could. I would send you

[02:53:26] I would send you back to all of our

[02:53:28] I'm other than this.

[02:53:30] But now, I can't do anything.

[02:53:35] I'm actually just gonna...

[02:53:42] Not just for me, but for all the people

[02:53:46] on this island.

[02:53:48] Will you truly help me?

[02:53:55] Sure.

[02:53:57] Thank you.

[02:54:00] My power and memories are sealed within the broken world stones.

[02:54:06] Prepare them, and I can restore the world to its original state.

[02:54:11] Though my power is weak now.

[02:54:14] I will do everything I can with my own power to move forward with you so we're so in power

[02:54:24] Okay, was that a tutorial or not repair reward and all right

[02:54:38] All uniform

[02:54:41] I've had to do those a long

[02:54:44] before you set out yeah it's fine just do it all right and you did it okay I did it

[02:54:51] I played this game before so I'm gonna before okay be careful I said danger

[02:54:58] well he's usually in like high level we're going from one to five I really

[02:55:01] quickly know we'll be like super soft on the server that we're playing on so

[02:55:07] we can like explore how long. Okay, look great. Easy.

[02:55:18] Oh, I'm done now.

[02:55:23] And get up.

[02:55:27] So what are you doing?

[02:55:28] While we're doing this?

[02:55:29] That's right.

[02:55:31] I just spent a hundred bucks.

[02:55:34] Only I'm opening cases.

[02:55:37] You beat me to it. Is there a lot to do? Oh, yeah. The map is huge. Oh, what is this?

[02:55:50] Is there crits?

[02:55:56] I have to kill a spiker.

[02:56:02] What's the law here?

[02:56:08] Get the head of me.

[02:56:13] Mostly I know.

[02:56:17] The weather forecast.

[02:56:22] That's cute.

[02:56:26] Is that a mandor?

[02:56:47] or the best vessel for them go let it accompany your journey yeah cute you've awakened the

[02:56:55] world stone now i think i can sense the locations of the remaining ones

[02:57:04] so are those like bonfires

[02:57:05] I

[02:57:09] Really part of the fast shuttle

[02:57:15] Boy is lovable

[02:57:18] Chasing we're losing it on us. Why not?

[02:57:26] I'll just do tutorial as a as is built mode

[02:57:31] It says, right click, build mode, own items used first, confirm it.

[02:57:43] Okay.

[02:57:45] And then, use facility, zapmander, deposit.

[02:57:52] Oh.

[02:57:54] And then what?

[02:57:56] Approach?

[02:57:57] Sensuality.

[02:57:58] You should be able to use that tremendous power now.

[02:58:01] Where?

[02:58:02] Then, I'll do my best to locate the next worldstone.

[02:58:05] Oh, wherever I have it captured is what I'm going to use.

[02:58:15] Jack, are you usable at the time?

[02:58:17] one. Okay. They do looks very nice. I'm not sure because I'm in channels. Whoa. So,

[02:58:38] So, is that the only get from the other? Is it going past them?

[02:58:42] That's muster, there.

[02:58:46] Alright, we're gonna see if we get out of here or not.

[02:58:54] Bang!

[02:58:55] That's what I do.

[02:58:56] Thanks for ult!

[02:58:58] Oh!

[02:58:59] Oh, I should have used that in the battle. What am I doing?

[02:59:04] This is our former community.

[02:59:06] You guys have a lot to do here.

[02:59:13] I'll just speed up the crates so I can get to, um, okay, I got to get a full gear pretty

[02:59:27] much.

[02:59:28] Really?

[02:59:29] I got minutes.

[02:59:30] Really, man?

[02:59:31] Yeah, do you need help with the tutorial, man?

[02:59:35] tutorial man

[02:59:36] Brother, I I'm looking out the go faster. I'm playing at maximum. I mean you got me make on your first chance

[02:59:43] Okay, I thought I'll get ahead of the curve and do what I think the game will me to do later on

[02:59:48] So I went to a chest. I didn't have to do and I got I got I guess that's

[02:59:53] No, look at this guy

[02:59:58] Should I should be done so now like the end of the Adam

[03:00:05] Even buildings can mutate its enemies.

[03:00:10] What are they?

[03:00:12] Look at World Stoner.

[03:00:16] I see it.

[03:00:22] Mom, why haven't you come back yet?

[03:00:26] What?

[03:00:30] Houseballs?

[03:01:01] I'm being dored.

[03:01:08] Get the loot.

[03:01:21] Why didn't I?

[03:01:25] No!

[03:01:56] I'm a natural

[03:02:20] No

[03:02:26] No matter what happens, I will use all my strength to protect you.

[03:02:37] Thank you.

[03:02:40] Boom!

[03:02:43] Um, open the supply grid in the room, I think weapon materials.

[03:02:48] Um, base, unless you've mentioned it. Am I close or not?

[03:02:53] now you'll start flying and shit into the main map when you're done

[03:02:57] well then it's close it it's a pretty short photo

[03:03:04] oh i think i don't know how to wear it how do you wear a game if i have an

[03:03:07] in indoors uh you don't your backpack which i think is on escape

[03:03:13] why not hold on

[03:03:18] crafted oh i i had to press it

[03:03:22] Oh, that's my Mary. Very cool.

[03:03:27] Ooh, okay. Now what?

[03:03:31] Gunpowder. Crafts.

[03:03:37] Aw, did I just stroll?

[03:03:43] Wait, I am so confused.

[03:03:49] Oh, okay. I had to pick it up.

[03:03:52] I think you okay. Yeah, you have to wait over the actually crafting and begin up

[03:04:02] Now somebody's asking how they can make quite as given and bite if they want to play it

[03:04:08] any idea I just downloaded this game and

[03:04:11] Let me check the price tag real quick. Let me open steam store or maybe the Xbox store or the PlayStation 1

[03:04:19] I'm searching up here

[03:04:21] It's free. I mean it must be a glitch. It doesn't cost anything

[03:04:30] So where's the trick then I was I mean where's the trick then?

[03:04:34] There's no trick is that you're gonna have a lot of fun. That's it. It's free

[03:04:39] Free of it. I'm able now damn. There's a sexy nurse skin dude. I

[03:04:45] Forgive me Lord for I have seen I'm actually annoyed

[03:04:51] I'm still in tutorial and you do all that, it's crazy.

[03:04:57] I'll claim all, okay, refill, okay, very cool, done, finished.

[03:05:03] Yep, that makes sense.

[03:05:07] There's a bed.

[03:05:11] Leave.

[03:05:13] Check the stove, I've been food and drinks.

[03:05:21] Yeah, I'm actually hungry and I'm hungry and thirsty

[03:05:25] Oh

[03:05:27] There's a whole buffet here claim all

[03:05:30] Okay, and then I eat with eight and seven

[03:05:38] Oh, what did you do?

[03:05:45] Now boss on

[03:05:51] Don't worry, I have enough power to make it useful.

[03:05:58] When all this is over, will you tell me about your boss?

[03:06:05] After all is boring, I spent a long time.

[03:06:11] I made it let me go

[03:06:28] Hello?

[03:06:33] Hello?

[03:06:42] What's up there? A rainfall raper.

[03:06:49] I think that's pretty strong.

[03:06:54] There's parents all by me.

[03:06:58] I

[03:07:05] Am I so do you think the is that matter? Yeah crazy how far you go

[03:07:14] Yeah, you can take like a class and stuff

[03:07:22] Next right next we must secure manabas together. Thank you for giving me the courage to confront

[03:07:28] Now if we defeat man of us minions the secret servitors we can deliver a crushing blow to man of us itself

[03:07:36] Okay, I get it

[03:07:40] He's a circuiters

[03:07:45] All right, it's like a boss

[03:07:58] of

[03:08:12] of

[03:08:18] I

[03:08:26] Will alter

[03:08:29] No

[03:08:38] I'm thankfully oh

[03:08:48] What is happening?

[03:08:59] He's thinking of me when she's like in my E

[03:09:03] Do I have to bring an E?

[03:09:09] Ah, it's in my BDO

[03:09:18] I

[03:09:22] Didn't I'm doing good about it really

[03:09:31] Oh, I'm set to kill all the beans too much

[03:09:38] Yeah

[03:09:48] And

[03:09:56] Thank slide you

[03:10:06] If it's not means it's my my computer is an absolute seaming hunk of dog garbage is less

[03:10:12] It's a little embarrassing because we've had this sponsorship plan for eight months now

[03:10:18] and you couldn't even get a better computer.

[03:10:20] It's actually saying the hang in.

[03:10:21] But at least it runs at a very playable level.

[03:10:27] Yes, on your piece of shit computer.

[03:10:30] No.

[03:10:31] Well, I mean, yeah.

[03:10:32] The actual game runs actually well, even with a melted computer.

[03:10:36] The video is really melted.

[03:10:44] Because on my computer I'm at 280 right now.

[03:10:47] I'm feeling...

[03:10:47] I'm actually better than I'm playing the game itself.

[03:10:49] Like, look.

[03:10:51] Like, look. This is the Max Alton.

[03:10:53] Dang.

[03:11:04] Nope. Wavin.

[03:11:06] Are you looking down because you're reading the subtitles or are you looking at the key?

[03:11:10] I'm not looking at all actually. Um, I'm listening.

[03:11:14] Oh.

[03:11:23] Are you sure? Because it kind of looks like you're looking down a little bit on your monitor there.

[03:11:27] Oh yeah.

[03:11:36] strange laws and now none of us is summoning new prime board to protect

[03:11:41] itself a free world face is a new threat

[03:11:51] I understand I have another friend who's willing to help you with our reserve

[03:11:56] just like me V is my closest friend he will be your guide and assistant

[03:12:04] Introducing you to the world we'll visit and now I'm like flying all that

[03:12:11] If you decide to embark on the journey you can first go to nail-cut

[03:12:20] Also remember that eternal end is always your home

[03:12:24] I will always be here waiting for you

[03:12:31] I think

[03:12:34] What is happening is that there's a bunch of us I don't know you okay?

[03:12:43] I don't know but just turn around one of them and then leave

[03:12:49] So I didn't leave why how about it?

[03:12:55] What what I did just because I'm telling you to okay

[03:13:01] Wait.

[03:13:04] What is happening?

[03:13:22] This plane really is a waking nightmare.

[03:13:26] back in now so we can now you're able to go back now escape somewhere

[03:13:34] is the exit game actually no I think now exit game

[03:13:39] why we like it the login yeah yeah yeah

[03:13:47] so I think you why didn't like it I mean dude I go to menu okay now what now

[03:13:53] Now the top right region, pick North America.

[03:14:00] Okay, you're already on North America, perfect.

[03:14:02] And then you confirm in the bottom left, custom server.

[03:14:08] Yeah, and you search for console challenge.

[03:14:13] And I wrote the password to that server in RDMs.

[03:14:16] Modes, server, where?

[03:14:18] you should be able to search like it let me just let me let me look it's all

[03:14:26] Moe's and Barma's yeah I'm gonna shoot my pants oh yeah I said and he said oh yeah

[03:14:32] and then you search you search console challenge

[03:14:39] doesn't exist

[03:14:48] The search console. You don't see it?

[03:14:51] Nope. Maybe I go to the hall.

[03:15:01] Chat?

[03:15:04] Chat? Go double check that you're on North America. What? What? What kind of server is that?

[03:15:10] No, you're on kind of servers.

[03:15:14] Regents like that. I mean, yeah

[03:15:18] Yeah, click it and just double, you know, double check.

[03:15:20] You click cancel, click confirm.

[03:15:24] I did it.

[03:15:25] And now search in a mode console.

[03:15:29] Look at this.

[03:15:31] Console with CWRK.

[03:15:34] Console with a CWRK.

[03:15:39] Look at those consoles, no, no.

[03:15:42] What would mean to a console server, is that?

[03:15:43] You mean it?

[03:15:44] I cannot do this better than this, I'm maxed out.

[03:15:51] Wait, wait, wait.

[03:15:54] Yo, do capital C. That's why.

[03:15:58] Oh.

[03:15:59] Yep, see it.

[03:16:01] Okay, I wrote the password in our DMs.

[03:16:06] I mean, what happened if we leak it?

[03:16:12] The boys hop in?

[03:16:14] No, we can't, we can't.

[03:16:16] You've never leaked a thing in your life.

[03:16:18] You couldn't start now.

[03:16:20] Nope, I didn't leak it.

[03:16:22] I should have asked the side.

[03:16:26] That's okay.

[03:16:32] Okay, I'll let my hitter really fast, okay?

[03:16:35] She'll show you.

[03:16:36] No, you can make your character really hot.

[03:16:39] Okay.

[03:16:41] Let's just...

[03:16:46] Let's take a look.

[03:16:52] I'm going to look at the face.

[03:16:54] Uh-oh.

[03:17:02] I mean, I'm not installing. You know what I mean?

[03:17:05] Oh no, this isn't installing. This is a highlight.

[03:17:07] Okay. So...

[03:17:09] Okay, so why not everybody's I don't know where we mix the hardest that

[03:17:14] Cuz I don't I don't think you're beating me. Okay

[03:17:18] Well, that depends on how much money I spend because these outfits really is that out there to be the decider. Oh

[03:17:24] The oh, yeah, you open boxes for outfits and cosmetics. Okay. Hold on. Let me look in

[03:17:32] And that's your lines all strong

[03:17:34] My bank just called me. I'm out of money on my bank account now. I try to get every skin I could I got you

[03:17:39] Thank you.

[03:17:42] I think these are the decent bays, but I can fix this one.

[03:17:55] I can fix this one.

[03:17:57] I have to go like that.

[03:18:02] The forehead is a little bit tall.

[03:18:08] Angle the forehead

[03:18:10] Eel

[03:18:13] She's like a dent

[03:18:21] All right

[03:18:25] Okay, wait, what are these three options? Oh

[03:18:34] What did you

[03:18:38] I

[03:18:41] With dude

[03:18:55] I think that she was I don't remember

[03:18:58] It's all good. It's all good. It's a um upper eyelid. Yeah, um, you know what?

[03:19:08] Not too big, surely.

[03:19:15] I think I'm cooking.

[03:19:22] Is that any cook?

[03:19:30] Hold on.

[03:19:37] hold it hold it

[03:19:50] it's not bad it's not bad

[03:19:53] what the corners

[03:19:59] okay uh... eyebrows

[03:20:04] Okay, uh...

[03:20:10] Second?

[03:20:16] Chat, thoughts?

[03:20:19] I think this is brilliant.

[03:20:22] I'm on trail.

[03:20:26] The eyes are cooked, okay.

[03:20:28] Uh, how?

[03:20:29] Yeah, yeah, but Chat, how do you, like, I call it all that, how do you, I mean, how do you fix that?

[03:20:34] I think I can choose it I gap um wait can I do that? I win oh I guess you know

[03:21:02] That's what they protrude it out. What the yeah, I mean she's wearing goggles that's just not right. I

[03:21:08] Mean, that's not right

[03:21:13] Yeah

[03:21:21] I think she's fine, I mean I think yeah, I think it's fine

[03:21:25] Yeah, yeah, she's fine

[03:21:27] What about the nose though? I mean anything else got nice. What about if you have more?

[03:21:32] That's what she's gonna say.

[03:21:37] Nose tip.

[03:21:40] What about a little angle?

[03:21:43] No.

[03:21:44] What about a little light?

[03:21:46] No.

[03:21:47] Jaddy's nice.

[03:21:51] Okay.

[03:21:52] Um...

[03:21:55] What about the hair?

[03:21:57] This might be too pale.

[03:22:26] That's good. I'm cooking.

[03:22:28] Haircuts.

[03:22:32] Hold on, let me cook.

[03:22:44] Hold on!

[03:22:52] This is not too bad, pal.

[03:22:56] hold on hold on I'm fully locked in what I do no but what what I just do

[03:23:12] So what do I do?

[03:23:17] Did I just present everything?

[03:23:22] No.

[03:23:26] Chat, what is it for hair?

[03:23:30] This, that.

[03:23:34] I think this is gonna cute.

[03:23:39] Okay, oh, that is gonna

[03:24:09] Okay this, that.

[03:24:18] Ooooooh, hold on let me cook.

[03:24:26] Bang!

[03:24:28] That's not too bad. I cooked hard, hold on.

[03:24:32] Let the texture...

[03:24:42] Perfect!

[03:24:44] Perfect!

[03:24:46] I cooked!

[03:24:48] Is it not perfect?

[03:24:54] Wait, what are the general ingredients?

[03:25:04] Well, I'm not touching it, easy, okay, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it,

[03:25:20] Let me just fix her up just a tiny bit more.

[03:25:36] Um...

[03:25:42] Does she think her eyes are too far up? No?

[03:25:53] Um...

[03:26:00] That's cute.

[03:26:01] Oh, but now now it gets acce to your lips now

[03:26:09] What are they with the eyes it are they bad

[03:26:13] You know why the why is this thing going over the lip it looks scuffed AF it was it's terrible

[03:26:27] Oh, these are what you're taking what the fudge?

[03:26:31] I mean, I, I think it's good.

[03:26:41] Hold on.

[03:26:48] Hold it.

[03:26:50] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[03:27:00] hold it

[03:27:03] yeah it's finished it's cooked

[03:27:10] I told him

[03:27:13] hop in the game bro you can still salvage it with a nice cosmetic

[03:27:18] you gotta open some crates maybe

[03:27:20] Okay, okay, um

[03:27:29] Body

[03:27:33] Um

[03:27:38] It's gonna hard to see what she looks like

[03:27:41] Um

[03:27:44] Yeah, why I think

[03:27:46] Yo, okay, okay now this is weird

[03:27:55] Is it easy to see what she looks like it's either customized it I got you, bro

[03:28:06] Yo, she got broader shoulders than you do yeah, okay

[03:28:09] But why are you quick? I'm not done with the belt man. Like you need to let me cook it

[03:28:13] Okay, I'm just I'm in the laboratory cooking hard. I'm just going to take a little bit, bro

[03:28:31] Those thighs could crush me I mean

[03:28:38] Wrong

[03:28:40] Okay, head and shoulders.

[03:28:57] I mean, I can't build a perfect building.

[03:29:03] No cats hold on um I chat I think it's really perfected

[03:29:23] what happened? no, did he reset my thing? dude!

[03:29:46] that abdominal size oh hell no build look it looks like you know hold it oh

[03:30:02] dude I'm cooking it that's all I do is cook you can change this later by the

[03:30:10] way okay should I be too tall now yeah um I don't do height bro the head is

[03:30:29] seven times too small bro is it bro that head is like the ass is four times

[03:30:38] bigger okay problem no I think she's in the correct she needs a nun's outfit

[03:30:53] that's what she needs okay yeah the way you see like some of these are like

[03:31:00] that and like demonic like it is like what are you talking about they have

[03:31:04] in the store oh you'll see you'll see you'll see yo I'm building a centaur

[03:31:16] bang the leg length

[03:31:24] yeah finished wow I'm the undergoats name the character let's get in there

[03:31:30] Get the bullet is that

[03:31:33] What about her makeup though it's kind of weird

[03:31:38] You can't be wearing you're gonna be wearing a cool mask and stuff when you get like a little box opening going anyway

[03:31:53] Those traps is none

[03:31:55] Next to long dude just stop okay

[03:32:01] I'll let me fix it

[03:32:07] fix it my fix the eye tilt it's nice

[03:32:14] though wait you fix all of that as well

[03:32:18] it's too many options man I want to do

[03:32:20] it all you know I mean it's gonna

[03:32:24] I think you can do it off-stream later.

[03:32:26] We're gonna do our character customization scripts after.

[03:32:28] Okay.

[03:32:29] Yep.

[03:32:33] I tilt.

[03:32:40] Jack.

[03:32:42] That's good.

[03:32:44] That's good.

[03:32:45] Bang.

[03:32:49] Bang.

[03:32:54] okay uh what's your name

[03:33:02] mine mine what's your name

[03:33:06] oh miku okay has to be that's what we take it but it's taken

[03:33:16] uh all right miku miku that's going to take him

[03:33:24] Really?

[03:33:35] Miku QC. Everybody knows how to say Miku comes from Quebec.

[03:33:40] That's taken, I mean that is that thing. Not like anybody has Miku QC.

[03:33:49] Isn't Quebec the capital of Canada?

[03:33:52] Make it easy. Perfect. Okay. Uh, what am I? What kind of my am I a gardener a free person a beast master?

[03:34:10] I'm chef yo

[03:34:19] Damn those thighs

[03:34:21] you're dead you are a chef you can feed a family of 10 for a week with those

[03:34:25] things okay okay okay let me focus on all of it I'm not having I'm having a

[03:34:32] hard time focusing

[03:34:43] gee whiz maybe too much are you okay if there's such a thing

[03:34:51] I hope you map for me.

[03:35:05] My boy, my boy, my boy.

[03:35:16] So now how do you get app apparel?

[03:35:20] Okay, you ready? Yeah, I don't know okay escape and then you can see like the on the right side

[03:35:29] You have the battle pass on trend the other thing

[03:35:33] Yeah, I try to get the I try to get the trend one. I couldn't get it

[03:35:45] How do you get it? How do you get that? What would you do?

[03:35:47] I mean you're opening boxes you're opening cases

[03:36:02] Okay, so what again?

[03:36:09] Like do I do I just load up you got a top up and you got to open I

[03:36:14] I've already tossed up $7,000.

[03:36:18] Wait, actually?

[03:36:21] No, yes.

[03:36:24] Well, I mean, I had to keep, I mean, like, ready to go for this.

[03:36:30] Oh, yeah.

[03:36:31] Um, 10 discounts.

[03:36:33] No, we don't have.

[03:36:40] Hey, is that good?

[03:36:42] I got rock it give me a rock hello, but it give me a rock

[03:37:05] They're good

[03:37:07] Okay, I mean am I am I like a stone collector is there I mean I don't I don't get it

[03:37:12] I got a what's we get three rocks is the skin so I said really

[03:37:26] I

[03:37:31] Yes, boom

[03:37:34] Okay, boom finished wait, so you couldn't get that and all your tribes

[03:37:42] But you can get that answer down how are you so lucky by the skin on the left side

[03:37:48] Yeah, but is that really what I want though

[03:37:50] I mean I don't care, I'm just buying it and you will see it.

[03:37:55] I don't want to see it on her, I want to see it on the one that I built.

[03:38:01] Yo!

[03:38:02] I can't.

[03:38:08] It's not too bad.

[03:38:09] Oh my god!

[03:38:11] It's not too bad.

[03:38:13] Fuss.

[03:38:14] Can I remove the helmet?

[03:38:20] No.

[03:38:22] There's a chance the fabric is too tightening, Loki.

[03:38:36] Want me to do the other deals that they have us on?

[03:38:40] There's another, yeah, there's other skins.

[03:38:42] Oh, that's not too bad.

[03:38:46] Ayo.

[03:39:02] Sup.

[03:39:04] How do you crouch?

[03:39:06] If I get in battle, like, you know what I mean?

[03:39:08] If I was in trouble, pop on my gun.

[03:39:10] Oh, enemy here! I need to crouch.

[03:39:12] See.

[03:39:16] Oh my god, I'm getting I'm getting mugged here. I think we have to maintain this planet

[03:39:31] there so yeah, I mean you have to squat

[03:39:33] Anyway, so what should it do other except the party might go

[03:39:58] I don't mind it's wonder

[03:40:00] but just the top though not not not that I get as much but wait what are you

[03:40:07] what I should do I have to go to the church or what I mean what's what's

[03:40:11] going on it

[03:40:16] I don't know what you're having oh I have to buy the whole battle pass oh I mean

[03:40:21] I mean I would

[03:40:24] I fuck it

[03:40:30] Let me just go down there.

[03:40:38] Oh wait, there's more and I just go down.

[03:40:53] okay now wait there is more other reasons but now I mean yeah there's a

[03:41:09] lot more skins okay hold on brother

[03:41:23] Are we going to ask?

[03:41:33] How can we turn all the skins around?

[03:41:34] Why do you look at the back of the skins?

[03:41:36] You're just looking to see what's on the back of the shirt?

[03:41:38] It depends on what you're buying.

[03:41:51] That's cute, that'd be too cute, you know what I mean?

[03:41:56] All right, let's keep browsing.

[03:41:58] I mean, those are really good, you know what I mean?

[03:42:04] Yeah, it's hard to choose.

[03:42:15] It's almost like Choice for Alice.

[03:42:18] There's too many.

[03:42:20] Okay, low kiddo, the laser is straight-hearted.

[03:42:26] Me? Yeah.

[03:42:27] Relatable, yeah.

[03:42:30] But, can you mix the match and make it like a mix

[03:42:36] of all the people?

[03:42:37] Yeah, I'm pretty sure, like, yeah, if you escape

[03:42:39] and you go backpack cosmetics,

[03:42:42] you can see, like, different slots.

[03:42:44] Hold on, I'm lagging.

[03:42:50] Okay, now how do I fix her?

[03:43:03] her.

[03:43:04] Can you go and escape back back?

[03:43:08] Yeah.

[03:43:09] Escape back back.

[03:43:10] And where would I be to back back in?

[03:43:13] That's it.

[03:43:14] Close our X.

[03:43:15] Well, do they have the way to match for like security, isn't that?

[03:43:25] For like, um, do you know how to display it?

[03:43:27] That's a good question.

[03:43:28] Nope.

[03:43:29] You don't have to.

[03:43:30] that was nice hold it hold it okay I just want a bikini skin wait why don't I do that

[03:43:53] chat. Is that change at the top as well? No. No.

[03:44:07] Something's going on. We have a situation. I want both. I

[03:44:19] I want both!

[03:44:25] Uh...

[03:44:27] Okay, so I actually just left the pants, which is a problem, right?

[03:44:30] Is it she? Well, I wanted to wear pants.

[03:44:32] Amongst all other armor.

[03:44:35] Um, yo!

[03:44:40] So, I had to find some pants to wear.

[03:44:44] Wait, she's shocked!

[03:44:46] No! It's over! It's over!

[03:44:48] Well, I don't know my face

[03:44:51] What weapon or a face? Okay, we need to find a mask. I mean, we need to put the mask back on that

[03:44:57] I mean, this is terrible

[03:45:07] Well, I'm well I can cook I can cook hold it

[03:45:14] I have to buy a whole jersey for that, but I got it.

[03:45:28] Oh, they said, oh, thank you for refunding us all the sponsor money by spending it all

[03:45:40] on skins.

[03:45:41] That's funny.

[03:45:42] No, I already have it. I have the job. No, no. Okay, I had it. So now what?

[03:45:50] Wait, there's my twice?

[03:45:59] There's more even! Yeah, open, open, start opening.

[03:46:04] I I think this bottom is nice maybe I can even got it I don't want to open just one

[03:46:15] I know I've been multiple you do one at a time you can get lucky though

[03:46:21] oh come on seriously no oh wait wait that's good no that's like that's a

[03:46:40] I

[03:46:42] What wait, you got the you got the emote no

[03:46:53] Puddle

[03:47:02] Are you sucking this I mean, I don't even know what I did wrong

[03:47:05] Oh, well, I can just buy all above them. Oh my god. Are you?

[03:47:21] Hold it now let me cut her. Okay now let me let me there one minute. I give you just give me a minute

[03:47:35] where i knew speed is typing yo in the world chat

[03:47:42] but how to change the color of it though

[03:47:48] uh shall i change the color

[03:47:56] you need the fashion dye

[03:47:57] Wait no this one doesn't have any fashion dye. It's cooked.

[03:48:08] Okay we're coming in expert on this. Left side eh.

[03:48:17] Okay, I mean is this a free-to-play dress-up game. Oh, no, there's a combat and then some building and stuff, too

[03:48:27] Not this no

[03:48:34] Check I can't I can't color the legs and uncheck the others

[03:48:42] Like that advocate

[03:48:47] I can't.

[03:48:49] And then I put it all white.

[03:48:52] But then it loses its flair.

[03:48:56] Yeah, this outfit is coached.

[03:49:00] I did not cook with this at all.

[03:49:04] Although we can't really see, like, the good, I mean, whatever.

[03:49:09] No, what do you mean?

[03:49:11] Okay, Jay's going.

[03:49:13] We can't see the potential.

[03:49:16] Okay, yeah, I swear I will do it again. I will do gameplay. I swear. Let me just do one last thing

[03:49:27] Um

[03:49:46] Can you wear the helmet? Can you just wear the helmet?

[03:49:48] What if she was a kitty cat?

[03:49:50] Dude, I cannot.

[03:49:51] Why she was a kitty cat with the top and the other...

[03:49:55] Hold on!

[03:50:05] I can't hear the cost of money, so long.

[03:50:09] Cheddar's in the division.

[03:50:11] Can you remove the glasses? Don't chat with this?

[03:50:13] At all or not?

[03:50:16] Okay, there's nothing

[03:50:24] Bruh wait

[03:50:38] Hold on

[03:50:46] There's more in the tab on the left.

[03:50:49] Dude!

[03:50:55] You can also look at like individual skin pieces, like just helmets and stuff.

[03:51:01] Wait, there's a crazy one with cat ears.

[03:51:04] Hold it. Yeah, I see it.

[03:51:09] This is a game changer!

[03:51:10] hold on game changer you're right this is a game it has gameplay but I remember

[03:51:24] my my face gonna chop and you can't I need to anything I need to go hide all

[03:51:28] that

[03:51:29] get it just get it like a fucking there's a pilot's hat like a fucking

[03:51:34] helmet can't see anything no no no okay oh my god this is the

[03:51:40] white sheet

[03:51:48] go back to i and the cosmetics and click on the helmet slot you can just look at

[03:51:52] all the things there

[03:51:53] uh... the normal

[03:51:55] game click i and then on the right

[03:51:57] upright cosmetics

[03:52:00] cause upright you go to cause it yet

[03:52:03] yet and i think that the helmet you scroll and see all the different

[03:52:06] helmets

[03:52:07] chill down

[03:52:08] wait a minute, i'll be right back

[03:52:11] okay, here we go

[03:52:15] there's a ditches

[03:52:16] oh man, there's so many ways for you to cover your face

[03:52:21] hold it

[03:52:22] come back to what?

[03:52:23] some of them you have to play

[03:52:25] like it's unlocked

[03:52:28] yeah, the players unlocked it

[03:52:30] some of them, yeah

[03:52:33] we gotta see cat ears

[03:52:37] But there's like goldfish in a helmet.

[03:52:40] Yeah, but I'm trying to cook, like I'm trying to cook.

[03:52:44] You already cook, brother.

[03:52:56] Did we get like a full lettuce out at the low key?

[03:52:59] I mean, you really have to see the vision though.

[03:53:17] Hold on.

[03:53:23] Hold on.

[03:53:26] Um...

[03:53:38] Wait, there's a cool combo!

[03:53:41] What the?

[03:53:43] Are you starving to death?

[03:53:46] No, why?

[03:53:48] Are you sure?

[03:53:49] We got it, bro. We got to survive, man.

[03:53:52] Wait, am I?

[03:53:53] well you got it gotta get food eat the food drink the water

[03:54:02] put the fucking clothes on bro we got a plate okay oh my god or you're

[03:54:10] starving tell me you had your food it's four and five I did it you gotta drink

[03:54:17] too

[03:54:19] holy shit it

[03:54:21] that was close bro

[03:54:22] let me just fix my hair real quick

[03:54:24] because i can't be real

[03:54:26] if somebody pulls up

[03:54:28] and i'm ugly i mean jg

[03:54:35] see why is the back so so so dark now?

[03:54:41] the back of your hair?

[03:54:43] yeah it's like bugged it

[03:54:44] you're wearing like a veil

[03:54:46] Oh.

[03:54:56] That's kinda cool.

[03:55:03] Yeah, she's gonna chop them.

[03:55:11] Like, she's unbelievably chopped them. Like, I- we need to hide that.

[03:55:16] We'll put some goddamn clothes on.

[03:55:21] Okay!

[03:55:22] Okay, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm finished, I'm finished.

[03:55:26] Oh my god, your passive animation is so cool with that skin on.

[03:55:31] Really?

[03:55:32] Yeah, I'm finished, I'm finished.

[03:55:34] It's finished.

[03:55:35] All I have to do is boom, and then just, uh, ah ha, I did it.

[03:55:43] Finished! Boom!

[03:55:54] What's that?

[03:55:56] Wow.

[03:55:58] Mesmerizing.

[03:56:00] I'm looking you in the eyes right now.

[03:56:03] You're two large, beautiful eyes.

[03:56:07] Yeah?

[03:56:08] Yeah, click enter and click on the red go in the chat on the bottom left. You see that? Click on that.

[03:56:13] he'll tell for you go

[03:56:26] what's freak and

[03:56:35] yeah uh...

[03:56:43] Oh my god, no way

[03:56:57] Interesting

[03:57:08] I'm back I again

[03:57:13] What do you want to go?

[03:57:15] I don't know. You come here.

[03:57:21] Shit, let's go shoot some monsters.

[03:57:23] Is there like dungeons we can do on there?

[03:57:27] There are bosses to do, there are dungeons to do.

[03:57:29] We have everything like accelerated here I think.

[03:57:31] That's right.

[03:57:35] There are some mobs and shit.

[03:57:37] We can also teleport to the towns.

[03:57:39] For main gun, what do I have?

[03:57:41] crossbow on it yeah okay so yeah I knew I think this is a job wait I think so

[03:57:52] because it's like the owner of the customer oh

[03:57:58] I found a sniper. Wait, just like that. Yeah, no ammo for it though.

[03:58:09] What about me? I hope it's like a chest that I got it.

[03:58:16] Okay, I got nails. I got nails and a gulf head.

[03:58:20] Um, your head?

[03:58:26] A golf head is it?

[03:58:27] You can start a golf head like the top of the safe.

[03:58:29] I wonder if there is like a gun recommended level 20.

[03:58:34] Okay, um, Chas is the Builder Basin.

[03:58:39] Oh, okay.

[03:58:40] Wait, well, are we level one?

[03:58:45] Yeah, but you just killed Mobs and you level up.

[03:58:48] That's good.

[03:58:50] Maybe Devon check in and help us out a little.

[03:58:53] Click B to build your base.

[03:58:55] Oh.

[03:58:57] And you just place your, I guess, like a TC.

[03:59:01] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:59:03] Dang.

[03:59:05] Well, do I need to build a base?

[03:59:06] I need to build a base.

[03:59:07] Bye.

[03:59:09] Remember, you have to sync them.

[03:59:12] Is this working yet?

[03:59:14] OK, what now?

[03:59:15] Use facility?

[03:59:17] i don't know what i'm doing here

[03:59:18] uh... what i mean

[03:59:21] what else do i build it

[03:59:27] that's not it

[03:59:28] we're gonna get attacked

[03:59:36] let's build a new rv, yes build a base, sorry about that

[03:59:41] uh... i wasn't reading the chat

[03:59:45] i will go on top left of us there

[03:59:49] because he's so annoying

[03:59:50] he might be so annoyed by that sir like so annoyed

[03:59:52] did not get to the chat, i didn't know there was a chat

[03:59:56] cut some trees and go somewhere

[03:59:57] bro, you couldn't see the chat because you were just looking at your...

[04:00:00] wait, there's mobs on the left

[04:00:01] i see a zombie

[04:00:02] hey buddy, he says to do um...

[04:00:06] cut some cheese

[04:00:08] i'm slapping them

[04:00:08] three xp

[04:00:09] well, i want to try them

[04:00:11] holy

[04:00:13] I'm hitting some cheese.

[04:00:15] Okay. Yeah, you did it.

[04:00:19] Yeah, I will actually do that.

[04:00:21] I got a, uh, a Sprout Fool.

[04:00:27] So how do you, um...

[04:00:29] Wait, should I get some rock, too?

[04:00:31] Yeah.

[04:00:37] Okay, hold on.

[04:00:39] Maybe you're hard at work.

[04:00:43] He says, get the tree and do some mining.

[04:00:46] Should we maybe crack the tree actually?

[04:00:48] Yeah, just go slam the tree too.

[04:00:51] And that's what I have to do.

[04:00:54] Wait, we can just follow up the west line now?

[04:00:57] Yeah.

[04:00:59] I gotta build a stove.

[04:01:05] Okay.

[04:01:06] Back for some dinner tonight.

[04:01:08] I mean, I should get more something.

[04:01:10] maybe more what it's about to do it again

[04:01:16] i think it's like a multiplier on this custom server though for us

[04:01:21] i got a bowl of water

[04:01:25] so we can drink it totally

[04:01:28] uh...

[04:01:31] i have a lot of mattes like a hundred like that's what it

[04:01:34] i'm a yard tool i don't have a tool that uh... i think i have a tools

[04:01:40] before you need to run out they probably get it from like dungeons I guess

[04:01:43] maybe craft them actually

[04:01:44] when it is my ability I go full I go full demo

[04:01:49] okay I got a base I got a stove I'm making a chest

[04:01:54] and then I'll be ready to go kill stuff yeah he says we need to get some loot

[04:01:57] yeah now how do I craft real quick can I craft

[04:02:00] go go to your house over here no it's my house oh it's yours

[04:02:06] Okay, let's try to uh- B and right click B and right click

[04:02:13] And I put- oh I put a bench right? You can make a- can you make a stove or a- well actually yeah

[04:02:19] We need to go to- we need to go loot, we need to- or

[04:02:22] Uh

[04:02:24] Is this- where's the nearest big POI?

[04:02:29] Oh down this way bang it I did it we did

[04:02:33] Yeah, I made a quick big X.

[04:02:39] What about like an X though?

[04:02:43] Easy.

[04:02:44] Okay, I got it.

[04:02:47] Easy.

[04:02:48] Wait, come this way.

[04:02:50] Let's go fuck it.

[04:02:51] How do you have one now?

[04:02:53] I might be stupid.

[04:02:55] Alright.

[04:02:56] That's okay.

[04:02:57] Come on.

[04:02:58] The GDP?

[04:02:59] Come south-east.

[04:03:00] No, come south-east and run here.

[04:03:01] Okay.

[04:03:02] he can drive his mini base. What? Holy flex bro. Okay I mean do you have to go to the shop

[04:03:09] of that? What? I want to build an RV. He's got like a whole Ikea base on the truck. I got

[04:03:18] he does. But yeah let's go let's just go over this hill over here and this is like a town.

[04:03:25] Could we teleport there actually? Oh yeah yeah yeah open your map and look south

[04:03:28] east of us is a world stone you can just hold F to teleport to there. Yeah but he's

[04:03:32] He said he'd go kill some mobs at the POIs so let's do that.

[04:03:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah, we go to the POIs.

[04:03:35] That's where the POIs, the Overlook Town.

[04:03:42] Zoom in?

[04:03:44] Yeah, yeah, that one.

[04:03:45] Eastern Overlook Town, Bob Ray.

[04:03:47] I'm here, I saw.

[04:03:49] Let's go.

[04:03:50] Send it.

[04:03:52] You didn't say you'd find it?

[04:03:57] Okay.

[04:03:58] Oh, he said I'm not one-shotting them anymore,

[04:03:59] by the way.

[04:04:00] I am, maybe you need to aim

[04:04:02] No, this guy's a little 5. I need help.

[04:04:04] Wait, I need help. I'm gonna die.

[04:04:06] Uh-oh. Use abilities.

[04:04:08] Use your e- uh- oh, you're actually using your e.

[04:04:11] What is that?

[04:04:13] That's what I'm saying.

[04:04:15] Oh.

[04:04:18] Do it.

[04:04:22] I'm burning!

[04:04:24] I need to use my G-Volume.

[04:04:28] Oh.

[04:04:29] I got, like, sunburns or something.

[04:04:32] Okay, I'm pressing my speed.

[04:04:37] Like slow to

[04:04:40] get some water.

[04:04:42] I need a better gun.

[04:04:45] Yeah, we can find it here.

[04:04:46] There's like little boxes and stuff around here that we can open that has

[04:04:50] chance for loot that said show me.

[04:04:53] I don't know where they are yet, but I'm looking.

[04:04:55] Oh yeah, you use Q.

[04:04:56] It'll look like a little way down.

[04:04:58] Oh yeah.

[04:05:02] I need to break in with something maybe with my pickaxe

[04:05:08] What's that headshot here?

[04:05:10] Oh, yeah

[04:05:11] Holy shit. I'm gonna go. What the hell?

[04:05:16] People that are good at this game are probably like really mad at watching this. I'm not gonna lie. It's gonna bubble

[04:05:21] Jack

[04:05:25] How do you

[04:05:28] Break in

[04:05:30] Holy shit, I'm running out of ammo, actually.

[04:05:34] But there's no loot. Like, I think we got 12 hard.

[04:05:39] No, no, there's 100% loot.

[04:05:42] This is quite great, but it's like broken.

[04:05:45] I need help. I'm out of ammo.

[04:05:48] This thing's 1 HP.

[04:05:50] I'm in the middle of the...

[04:05:52] I go, thank you.

[04:05:56] Acid! Detox! I need a gun!

[04:05:58] but both pillow arrows the fools buddy what happened to gun like what the AK

[04:06:07] I'm gonna move on here

[04:06:12] there back sure you're gonna hear what oh no we need to be so we can drop them

[04:06:18] I forgot remember oh yeah there's no you play before I got my arrows

[04:06:28] There's all this more loot up on this roof.

[04:06:30] Gear box.

[04:06:33] We're looking for a mystical crate.

[04:06:36] Um...

[04:06:39] Over there, did you take the house over here?

[04:06:42] I'm looking around.

[04:06:45] Where's the headshot on that shopping cart there?

[04:06:50] That's a brand new sentence.

[04:06:54] I'm slow.

[04:06:55] Oh wait, there's like a big building over here.

[04:06:56] It's probably in here.

[04:06:57] It's like a fucking shopping mall

[04:07:02] Wait, what are they gonna do for me? Okay, I am playing so that it's just gonna

[04:07:14] She'll do

[04:07:19] More deviant fool. Oh, there's a workbench here. I see I see at the top

[04:07:27] All right, I see something big in here. Yes. Yes, there's something big in here

[04:07:34] Show me I can brute force my way in

[04:07:38] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean you're yeah, you got there. I didn't

[04:07:42] Know I just at the behind this house is a big ass building. I think there's something in here

[04:07:47] My water I've had it help

[04:07:52] Drink some water

[04:07:55] Dude, I'm getting clapped harder

[04:07:57] Okay, there is a creeping bench inside of this zone here that we may be used to perhaps

[04:08:12] craft.

[04:08:13] Wait, go into this building first.

[04:08:17] I think there's a big ass chest in here.

[04:08:18] Okay, does that mean a PLI right?

[04:08:21] Probably.

[04:08:22] Oh yeah, there's a big red glowing chest here.

[04:08:25] How do we get in though?

[04:08:27] just break in there wait I'm anywhere I'm anywhere to trouts

[04:08:34] do you get a pickaxe skin I don't know is it I guess

[04:08:46] it's a weapon there is a basement here oh yes big break I mean it's huge

[04:09:26] Yeah, I guess we can't. This is a fly's workbench.

[04:09:29] Go downstairs and we'll set it.

[04:09:31] I made a game for the chat.

[04:09:32] Um, what was that?

[04:09:36] Tech research.

[04:09:39] Oh, I can craft arrows here, of course.

[04:09:41] So, where's the business?

[04:09:43] Oh, down there.

[04:09:45] I got MP7!

[04:09:47] Dude, how, though? How?

[04:09:51] Can I drop it to you?

[04:09:53] I don't even want it because I have it super quick over here.

[04:09:56] Dear crape use

[04:10:04] What

[04:10:07] It's empty

[04:10:09] Yeah, look that shit

[04:10:11] That's this

[04:10:13] Yeah

[04:10:14] But what why what why did you say it?

[04:10:18] I did

[04:10:21] You I said come down here in basement and loot and you were drooling with your mouth open staring at your your character's back

[04:10:30] It's a word you like at my guess we need to find two weapon crates now for like the little mission on the left

[04:10:36] Well, I mean you found all the other ones are available, so I said in the building here

[04:10:42] Wait, what the fuck is like a whole thing here? It's a whole stage. I like the

[04:10:48] the other

[04:10:49] Thing and I go fast. Oh

[04:10:53] We like your power that matter

[04:10:57] There's nothing cool here. Well, I thought it was crazy here. I mean it's great somewhere. I don't know where

[04:11:05] Chinese experts of this video game where there's a career

[04:11:11] Given that it's a free player right now available now for free

[04:11:16] Yo, what the fuck are you summoning something?

[04:11:19] Um, have you seen it?

[04:11:21] Yeah, it's coming out of the oven.

[04:11:23] Brother, it's a boss.

[04:11:25] I'm doing zero damage with him.

[04:11:27] Wait, he has a weak spot, surely, right?

[04:11:29] Yeah, like, like, like, on him.

[04:11:31] Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see.

[04:11:34] You gonna hit him on my throat?

[04:11:38] No, he's taking damage, taking damage.

[04:11:40] We stunned him, we stunned him.

[04:11:42] Oh, oh, he's taking big damage, taking big damage.

[04:11:49] Holy shit, the truck's insane, what the hell?

[04:11:53] He's doing nothing, nothing.

[04:11:55] Oh, big crit, big crit!

[04:11:57] Why is he dead?

[04:11:59] Well, you gotta fucking own them.

[04:12:01] Let's go.

[04:12:02] Well, you actually deleted him, hello?

[04:12:04] Yeah, yeah, I tried to hit him hard.

[04:12:07] It's empty.

[04:12:10] wait you got the bet is it good I have no idea

[04:12:25] was empty yeah it is empty

[04:12:28] there is no one to store fucking weapons

[04:12:31] um to grab some facilities with ammo and stuff he says

[04:12:34] I mean, should we get a big one?

[04:12:41] Right?

[04:12:42] You can use your weapon to actually make ammo for her.

[04:12:46] I guess I can maybe give you one.

[04:12:49] I mean, the big kill sound is so satisfying.

[04:12:53] Oh, there's a motel here.

[04:12:55] A motel?

[04:12:56] I'm going.

[04:12:57] How do I think of the trouts up my back?

[04:12:58] I mean, I think it's not very aesthetic.

[04:13:00] It doesn't really matter to survive it.

[04:13:03] bro oh she determined on the chest he stole my energy oh my god he's taken my

[04:13:11] food away from me

[04:13:14] busted you owning yeah I mean the trout is pretty busted it holy hello what is

[04:13:26] This is anomaly.

[04:13:31] Or we can hide it.

[04:13:35] Uh, I found a mail gun ammo.

[04:13:37] Gear break!

[04:13:41] Oh my god.

[04:13:42] Black Panther Tier 5 Sniper!

[04:13:46] You got an arm?

[04:13:48] Yeah, I did use 2Gs, no way.

[04:13:53] Zero ammo for you though.

[04:13:54] Um, I need to make ammo at the at the supply maker

[04:13:58] Yeah, we might feel like melt some

[04:14:02] Build a a platform right here and build a maker maybe perhaps. Oh, I like that second base right here

[04:14:17] Yeah, is it the play do we just slam a house right outside the PY here, I mean what I

[04:14:21] What do we think?

[04:14:23] What do we think?

[04:14:24] We can't get out of the lane.

[04:14:25] We're too close to the PY probably.

[04:14:32] I just killed Bambi bro.

[04:14:38] All that, all that, all that.

[04:14:41] Let's go to the left side.

[04:14:46] We have the game changer.

[04:14:47] Custom server.

[04:14:48] This is the Custom server.

[04:14:50] Let's just teleport back to our base then.

[04:14:51] Oh, save, I know them.

[04:14:52] You can just teleport back to base.

[04:14:53] I forgot to do that.

[04:14:59] Oh, easy.

[04:15:00] That was usually just a quality of life.

[04:15:07] And then how would you make that?

[04:15:10] Stack ammo?

[04:15:12] Yeah, let's see.

[04:15:13] What options do you have to like make?

[04:15:16] I can make gunpowder out of the METS4, then.

[04:15:18] Do you?

[04:15:19] primary supplies workbench furnace gear work and he sold for charcoal wait that's

[04:15:24] actually advanced okay we can probably just go get that though wait um chat is

[04:15:35] that any other way to gamble yeah you can get it dropped as well

[04:15:42] I also have another gun as well.

[04:15:48] This is my ex-hiel-

[04:15:50] This is sulfur right here.

[04:15:52] This looks like sulfur.

[04:15:54] Wait, my zone!

[04:15:59] Wait, that's busted!

[04:16:02] Dude, my back is in a gel.

[04:16:04] I can throw at you and it heals around you and it blocks the enemy.

[04:16:12] I'm not sure what's going on.

[04:16:19] That's sulfur though.

[04:16:20] It's not going to get that.

[04:16:22] Can I send it like green yellow?

[04:16:26] Wait, I see it.

[04:16:27] Yeah, yeah, sulfur.

[04:16:28] Over here.

[04:16:29] You have a pickaxe.

[04:16:30] You can get it.

[04:16:31] Burned with a charcoal, apparently.

[04:16:32] Oh, that makes sense.

[04:16:34] Come get this on me.

[04:16:35] There's some charcoal.

[04:16:36] I don't want to...

[04:16:37] Where's sulfur?

[04:16:38] I'm hiding flashbacks.

[04:16:39] for me to the voices

[04:16:49] so is that there's a dungeon where okay

[04:16:59] I think it's because I need more water.

[04:17:06] Okay, let me just go home and look at it.

[04:17:14] I'm going to put a stove down, I'm going to burn some wood, make some charcoal, and

[04:17:17] then do all my, all my, uh, stuff.

[04:17:21] So I would go in here.

[04:17:22] Do I need a burner or something like that?

[04:17:26] What?

[04:17:27] Star dust filter?

[04:17:28] No.

[04:17:29] Just a burner.

[04:17:33] Okay, furnace.

[04:17:36] What'd you get that at?

[04:17:37] Dang.

[04:17:40] B, right-click facilities, left-most tab.

[04:17:46] A stove?

[04:17:47] Ammunition supplies workbench.

[04:17:50] We need gold ore for that, an versatile screwdriver set.

[04:17:54] So you do need to go loot PLI

[04:17:56] so you're able to craft these things.

[04:17:58] Hold it. Uh, charcoal.

[04:18:04] Easy.

[04:18:11] Okay. Then I go here and I go to cyber ammo.

[04:18:16] Gunpowder. Uh, max gunpowder.

[04:18:21] Max.

[04:18:21] Crafts.

[04:18:23] Sturdy.

[04:18:24] And...

[04:18:26] And...

[04:18:27] We have all the weapons too, we have all the group points, obviously.

[04:18:32] Boom!

[04:18:33] 120 sniper ammo, it's over.

[04:18:35] It's finished.

[04:18:36] I'm done with it.

[04:18:38] Now you're lagging behind.

[04:18:40] So, D'Jace.

[04:18:41] Oh man.

[04:18:42] I'm so stupid.

[04:18:43] I don't have any drip.

[04:18:46] I don't have a stick of an ass as you, and I don't have any sniper bullets.

[04:18:49] Like what the fuck?

[04:18:50] Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of other it's a gun mage. It's literally

[04:18:56] 808 damage 1.6 damage

[04:19:05] How do I hide this whistle

[04:19:17] In gear can't see it

[04:19:20] I'll just go, we're gone.

[04:19:33] I'll go to the dungeon, not if I can't go up.

[04:19:39] So there is a level 10 dungeon.

[04:19:42] It is a hospital north of us recommended level 5.

[04:19:47] We can go do that.

[04:19:48] And there's a level 10 dungeon in there.

[04:19:52] Yeah, there's a little dungeon.

[04:19:54] Yeah, help her up north then.

[04:19:55] Yeah, fine.

[04:19:56] Uh, a little greater?

[04:19:59] Yeah.

[04:20:00] Okay.

[04:20:01] I don't think I could go there.

[04:20:02] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[04:20:03] We haven't seen the platform.

[04:20:04] Oh, but if you do mean there's a waystone, like, next to it.

[04:20:08] Ah.

[04:20:09] Because we're crossing the server, right?

[04:20:10] Yeah, yeah.

[04:20:11] Otherwise, I think you have to go to those waystones manually and then repair them and then you can teleport to them

[04:20:16] But we have everything unlocked

[04:20:28] One point four days crazy

[04:20:32] They're headshot and shit you probably do so much damage. Yep. Did you see is it? Okay?

[04:20:38] Can't zoom I can I guess

[04:20:41] these things look freaky yeah 5,000 I want that that's any job a gunpowder like

[04:20:58] we just done that oh yeah wait that's okay wait low-key I should I just got

[04:21:05] some gunpowder I should I'm gonna tell her back and make some ammo for my

[04:21:08] sniper maybe we can actually not die in the boss I think I have a different

[04:21:14] sniper for me it's fine though I just I can make some so does this open up the

[04:21:18] dungeon yeah let me go peel it like a minute

[04:22:08] I have arrived.

[04:22:15] What happened?

[04:22:20] I just got a call from the police.

[04:22:27] I'm sorry.

[04:22:32] I have a ride.

[04:22:35] What happened?

[04:22:38] What happened?

[04:22:40] I'm coming.

[04:22:42] Well, I love the aesthetic of all the monsters and everything.

[04:22:46] Yep.

[04:22:48] Like walking TVs and shit.

[04:22:50] Oh yeah, that's right.

[04:22:52] Siren head?

[04:22:54] Yeah.

[04:22:55] I'm here.

[04:22:56] Also, the boss in the add-was going to go.

[04:23:01] Ready?

[04:23:02] There is a mystical crate below us.

[04:23:04] Team, enter.

[04:23:06] Yeah.

[04:23:08] Oh, I don't know if it's auto-match?

[04:23:11] Yeah.

[04:23:16] Oh, maybe you're supposed to be more than two.

[04:23:19] Maybe we'll do it as a duo.

[04:23:25] All difficulties?

[04:23:27] Oh yeah, maybe maybe we need a full team and we can't do it as a duo chat

[04:23:34] If he's a leader, uh, I'm really you're the leader you do it

[04:23:42] Yeah, yeah, you enter are you in ready like why oh, yeah

[04:23:50] Holy shit. Oh, that's okay. Okay. Okay. I'm looking nervous. I'm gonna stay behind you

[04:23:56] it's not okay yeah you can hold my hand or hold you what and

[04:24:26] Even without their submission, I'm here.

[04:24:36] We are still the Legion!

[04:24:50] Yeah, that was sick.

[04:24:57] Alright, bro.

[04:25:01] I use six-gip offer.

[04:25:06] I do bottom-gip offer.

[04:25:10] I'm clapping it.

[04:25:13] Well, out!

[04:25:14] He's immune.

[04:25:15] He's immune.

[04:25:16] Pick up the gun pick up the gun

[04:25:20] He dropped it go pick it up

[04:25:32] We touch touch touch right here if I'm something

[04:25:37] Oh break the things on the side break the things on the side

[04:26:10] Wait.

[04:26:12] That's not what I did, sir!

[04:26:14] What's I'm doing?

[04:26:16] Wait!

[04:26:17] It's...

[04:26:20] Wait, is it gonna get switched?

[04:26:22] Yeah.

[04:26:30] You used it to break the thing, sir.

[04:26:32] That was fast.

[04:26:38] Holy shit, I owned it with the video.

[04:26:40] Oh yeah, oh yeah, what do we get what do we get new to know that's just a name of it loose crates

[04:26:51] Holy shit

[04:26:56] Stardust and parts are good

[04:26:58] I

[04:27:07] Like thanks wait wait it keeps on me brother. Yeah, I guess

[04:27:16] He's dropping

[04:27:18] Yeah, cuz a customer service a multiplier thing is there not more looting here

[04:27:24] Look at you. You got the MVP. I don't think so

[04:27:28] Highest total damage share 75.4 percent. Holy shit about that slide. Yeah, I have the most critical hits, but you know

[04:27:41] Well, maybe there's

[04:27:45] It's I do

[04:27:48] Two minutes 53 second clearance time now what's next dungeon?

[04:27:53] The next dungeon, but it's probably one of those pillar icons. We just look at the map

[04:27:58] All it goes really clear after okay, and then do this on 20. Well, are we seven?

[04:28:04] I'm at the top here. We got 30. Oh, I don't think we can buy it. We probably can't do

[04:28:08] Now we got that we got that I send it

[04:28:12] Wait, is it a little 20? Yeah, do the 21?

[04:28:16] I mean it's 20. Yeah

[04:28:19] What's the worst that happens you dying?

[04:28:22] Yeah, but it's also kind of embarrassing anything about it. I wonder if your character makes like a dying noise like

[04:28:27] Legends you know yeah also it's worth checking out wait why is that way this chat

[04:28:42] Equipment right yeah yeah they could be better given way also what is this this

[04:28:48] get-of-a-guide it's like your fire thing is that like because of the server or what

[04:28:52] let's muster it probably yeah but it's like max start life it's once I'm

[04:28:58] I

[04:29:07] Was gonna go doesn't come in here. Sure. I'm really old sure nuts

[04:29:19] American cabinets hold on

[04:29:23] Don't miss the queue oh

[04:29:26] When

[04:29:39] Can I go into water?

[04:29:43] I guess so

[04:29:45] Super jump. Oh, it's a jump head. I think I have to get out. No

[04:29:53] Oh here we go

[04:29:55] Oh, yeah, I totally forgot this ability.

[04:30:08] I have a-

[04:30:09] You just have to check on the safe.

[04:30:10] Yeah.

[04:30:11] Also, I have a, uh, uh, squishy thing that's right here.

[04:30:15] It heals you.

[04:30:16] You sit right there.

[04:30:17] Oh, okay.

[04:30:18] What is that?

[04:30:19] What is that?

[04:30:49] I

[04:31:02] Okay, just angry so just put out his misery and kill it. Oh

[04:31:07] Wait, there's a

[04:31:11] Ouch my legs

[04:31:19] There's more in the distance here

[04:31:25] Got it

[04:31:27] Whoa, whoa, whoa another one up here another one up on the right

[04:31:32] Well, that was not a pressure

[04:31:38] Not it I didn't want oh shit

[04:31:43] That's him. Are you doing dinner now?

[04:31:45] Alright, he's moving, he's moving!

[04:31:50] We have 120 seconds to kill DPS now.

[04:31:54] 10k on that guy top.

[04:31:57] I mean, he's getting boned.

[04:32:00] I'll put my all down, which is when I'll, I guess, shoot that.

[04:32:06] I think break the pods before they hatch with me.

[04:32:11] What is he doing?

[04:32:13] of

[04:32:21] the

[04:32:24] the

[04:32:27] the

[04:32:31] the

[04:32:34] the

[04:32:37] uh another ak you want that no i thought it was okay it's not doing 10k but it's

[04:32:48] doing damage there wait so how are we going level 200 at all times

[04:32:56] is it gonna be good or something? the devs gave us level 50 million gear and stuff

[04:33:02] why really? yeah i mean i don't think we're supposed to have that gear and stuff

[04:33:05] Yeah, I just got some sort of stuff so we can see the game.

[04:33:10] Interesting though.

[04:33:11] Robert is definitely dealing more damage than me though.

[04:33:13] My crits are only 1k, but yours is dealing 10x.

[04:33:16] Dean says it's my type, god damn it.

[04:33:19] Thank you, we know that.

[04:33:24] We're about to live at the very top right there.

[04:33:27] Yeah, we'll do one more.

[04:33:29] Level 31.

[04:33:30] Send it.

[04:33:36] Dean, I keep thinking about it.

[04:33:37] What is not your type, Loki?

[04:33:40] Like, what would you not settle for?

[04:33:46] Why not make another thing?

[04:33:47] Yeah, it's just a...

[04:33:51] Actually, maybe you don't answer that.

[04:33:53] Oh, what?

[04:33:54] Oh, what is that?

[04:33:56] Uh, blob?

[04:33:58] Help.

[04:33:59] Come here.

[04:34:01] What the

[04:34:03] Are you getting shot at I I'm oh

[04:34:06] My god, I wish I was that blob right now. Yeah, I mean I got slimed

[04:34:16] Okay, they're getting a little bit heated

[04:34:19] There's no sort of like you stung it

[04:34:23] It's healing maybe we just have to run out like run away

[04:34:27] Oh, we probably missed the memo on the distract

[04:34:30] I

[04:34:34] Medi-ing the gun

[04:34:35] That's one. Oh my god. It's just

[04:34:38] dude

[04:34:41] What's it something in it's

[04:34:45] Someone's feeling a lot of loot man. Yes. Yeah, who's in it this spider look at the spider web cage or some shit

[04:34:53] There's a spider eggs, bro

[04:34:56] I'm not lying. Yeah, I'm not a gyro

[04:35:00] We're run.

[04:35:03] I'm in slime.

[04:35:04] I have to spam F to get out of the slime.

[04:35:05] Yeah, but you're healing my thing.

[04:35:10] It's taking damage now.

[04:35:12] No, no, it's always taking damage.

[04:35:13] It's always playing speed.

[04:35:14] See, man, now he's invincible.

[04:35:16] Okay, we just run away now, then I guess.

[04:35:17] Do we go up here?

[04:35:18] Up stairs.

[04:35:19] Another one.

[04:35:20] Just run, run, run.

[04:35:26] Yeah, they're unkillable.

[04:35:28] Maybe, maybe if it's like a one tap.

[04:35:29] Oh, sure.

[04:35:30] I

[04:35:37] Was more

[04:35:39] Where's the actual oh, where's the like boss and let's let's say

[04:35:46] Okay, oh, yeah

[04:35:56] Yeah, I don't know the van

[04:36:00] Okay, let's try it. Let's try the boss. See what happens.

[04:36:04] Oh, it's not a boss. It's just a normal guy.

[04:36:06] Yeah, okay. I'm not going to need the boss room.

[04:36:08] Bro, just kill that thing. I killed it.

[04:36:10] Bro, I don't have enough ammo.

[04:36:12] I deal no damage to it.

[04:36:14] Oh, yeah, it's not right. I'll just let him know.

[04:36:16] No, that's fine.

[04:36:18] We just go kill the boss.

[04:36:20] Oh, just medicine.

[04:36:24] Wait, there he is almost like nothing.

[04:36:28] Maybe use your spell again before we go in then.

[04:36:31] Oh, I have like bandages I think.

[04:36:35] Let's get in first. I'll give you half the ammo.

[04:36:42] I have ammo. I'm not dealing damage to that one, so I'm wasting my ammo.

[04:36:46] I said it.

[04:36:47] Oh my...

[04:36:50] Erexium.

[04:36:51] Yeah, I think that's...

[04:36:53] That would be...

[04:36:56] That's right.

[04:36:58] It's a mystery actually.

[04:37:00] We're in the community hospital.

[04:37:03] We got the good doctor over here.

[04:37:05] It's fucking Ludwig bro.

[04:37:07] Look.

[04:37:09] That's Symphony.

[04:37:12] I heard that.

[04:37:17] I'm shaming in the bathrooms.

[04:37:19] I should leave.

[04:37:20] No, don't.

[04:37:22] The last guy that shamed in the bathrooms.

[04:37:24] It's down a weird path. Yeah the end of the end is what they say

[04:37:30] So top

[04:37:33] That didn't I'll follow the voice he stopped singing bro

[04:37:54] Around the whole sea

[04:37:59] What do we lose the whole story?

[04:38:06] And do to fight the darkness

[04:38:13] In which we draw

[04:38:24] Shhhh

[04:38:28] Quite a flower

[04:38:31] Yo yo

[04:38:39] Bro these cutscenes go crazy

[04:38:43] I can fix her! I can fix her!

[04:38:46] I think she's gonna pick ass Bulba whatever that is.

[04:38:54] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[04:38:57] I'm so low.

[04:38:58] Oh, we have to shoot the grass.

[04:39:00] Uh, no, I mean-

[04:39:02] Gladly.

[04:39:03] Her health is not moving too much.

[04:39:05] Hold on, let me check.

[04:39:06] Oh yeah, you're right.

[04:39:08] The side of-

[04:39:09] I think the-

[04:39:10] No, there has to be something else, no?

[04:39:15] It's like little pockets under her ass that are going red.

[04:39:19] I'm webbed! Help! Shoot me! Shoot me!

[04:39:21] I'm ready, I'm ready.

[04:39:25] Wait, wrong guy now. I'm sold out.

[04:39:27] She's looking taking damage, lookie.

[04:39:29] No, no, I wasn't the wrong guy's life.

[04:39:35] Like looking when she shoots the spider webs at me, I don't even want to dodge.

[04:39:39] Really? You're kind of like that.

[04:39:45] WOAH!

[04:39:46] Uhhhh...

[04:40:05] What the fuck?

[04:40:06] Uhhhh, I'm probably walking out of that?

[04:40:09] I just ran away, I guess.

[04:40:15] I mean kind of dying right yeah it is it is it's foggy

[04:40:28] I

[04:40:36] Said you're hard to see the weak spots egg egg egg egg egg. Oh, I see I see I'm shooting it. Okay, okay

[04:40:50] It's coming me. No, I mean you're welcome to it

[04:40:53] It's only bad if she combos it.

[04:40:59] Oh, I'm in here.

[04:41:09] I'm in here.

[04:41:13] I'm in.

[04:41:16] So the ag get in the mist.

[04:41:21] Oh wait, the distance, yeah I see it, I see it, I see it.

[04:41:26] Over here. I killed two. Two more on my thing.

[04:41:31] Little bull shot.

[04:41:38] Shit, all of them.

[04:41:41] give the ball to him

[04:41:43] no

[04:41:45] oh yeah give it to him

[04:41:49] im being slanted

[04:41:51] wait

[04:41:53] no

[04:41:55] shoot

[04:41:57] shoot it

[04:41:59] good you good

[04:42:01] why is this only doing like a

[04:42:03] 6k trips not 4k isn't it

[04:42:11] uh eggs eggs eggs that'll see them

[04:42:17] where egg where down right on the knee there's one got it

[04:42:23] oh might just be the one melee out melee out

[04:42:26] I

[04:42:37] Can't be no, yeah, we got this you have a timer

[04:42:46] No, I think we're good

[04:42:48] Maybe just a second base though

[04:42:51] What I know that I don't know that I'm just saying maybe

[04:43:26] Yeah, I am so you can be low. Oh

[04:43:38] Oh she want that my zone

[04:43:46] You almost got her

[04:43:50] Ex and it's so eggs eggs. Yeah

[04:43:56] Nice over here. Yeah

[04:44:06] Is that all of them? Yeah, I think so.

[04:44:09] By DPSS now?

[04:44:15] DPSS! DPSS! No! Again?

[04:44:26] Oh my god, I torched up like burning to her, that's insane.

[04:44:35] Wait, what do you mean?

[04:44:37] My melee weapon is a torch, so if I hit her she starts burning.

[04:44:40] Is that a damage?

[04:44:42] Yeah, it's a damage or a time.

[04:44:46] I get it.

[04:44:48] Nice.

[04:44:50] Oh shit, come on man.

[04:45:24] I am in there.

[04:45:26] Ouch.

[04:45:27] Good, good, good, good.

[04:45:31] Whoa.

[04:45:32] Hey, everybody, ouch!

[04:45:33] What the...

[04:45:37] I'm here with this.

[04:45:44] Dude.

[04:45:46] He's just...

[04:45:47] No!

[04:45:49] What the...

[04:45:51] Uh, is that them all?

[04:45:53] Bro, she's sucking you in I think.

[04:45:59] Yep.

[04:46:01] I think so.

[04:46:01] Bang!

[04:46:02] Yeah.

[04:46:02] That was a sick boss.

[04:46:04] I should have been fighting him.

[04:46:05] That was nice.

[04:46:07] Loot!

[04:46:11] Oh okay, I mean I took it. I took it.

[04:46:15] Oh, okay, okay, okay, you want it?

[04:46:19] Holy shit, we're rich.

[04:46:21] You got a dream catcher here too.

[04:46:24] Yeah, this guy is pretty strong though.

[04:46:28] Holy shit!

[04:46:30] You're fucking, you're a decked out.

[04:46:33] Wait, 119, 1.6k by, I mean, fire rate 750, so like, well I took 20 times more, so

[04:46:43] 20 times, yeah it's more to be asked about, it burns ammo.

[04:46:49] True.

[04:46:50] can you get me as well so dream catcher wait I'm no separate I mean you

[04:47:03] do it no good all right let me check yeah nothing

[04:47:12] compares to the gun that I got earlier I mean that thing the black one is

[04:47:14] busted it. What do you find out? The Mendo got nothing at all, thank you. Yeah, I don't

[04:47:24] have the same loot like that you do.

[04:47:27] Alright. I'm gonna order some food. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna hang out a little

[04:47:39] but not too much, slow slow slow slow by for me.

[04:47:43] How are we gonna cook though?

[04:47:45] Definitely cook.

[04:47:46] So do we go to our house?

[04:47:49] Go to our house?

[04:47:50] Can we make a bed?

[04:47:53] Let me check.

[04:47:56] Um, I think there's some PFK chicken,

[04:48:01] which is French KFC though.

[04:48:03] You know that?

[04:48:06] Unavailable.

[04:48:09] Um, I don't have enough mats for one bed flush face.

[04:48:13] Oh, me too.

[04:48:15] We can maybe put our beds next to each other.

[04:48:18] I could.

[04:48:20] Um, I could go a lot.

[04:48:25] Oh, no, careful.

[04:48:27] Oh, it's one of those, uh, it's not great bed.

[04:48:33] Bro, I want an RV.

[04:48:36] How sick is this?

[04:48:38] Wait, he still has it?

[04:48:40] Yeah, he's driving around with it. That's his house, bro. That's his base.

[04:48:43] Have you got it though?

[04:48:45] I don't know.

[04:48:49] What about how? Actually...

[04:49:02] Can you open up so he can see inside?

[04:49:08] There's open up.

[04:49:13] Open factory.

[04:49:16] Uh, what is that?

[04:49:27] It's O. What?

[04:49:37] Blueprints. These are materials. Wait, if I didn't figure out how much I'd build it.

[04:49:45] Just take some glass and some adhesives and metal scraps. Wait, what are they using?

[04:49:56] oh wait what is it is anything yeah yeah I said I built it there

[04:50:08] hold on can I ride in it escape oh there you go

[04:50:17] all right we're gonna do my note

[04:50:26] I can't buy it, what am I doing?

[04:50:30] I'm going to your bathroom, one minute, be right.

[04:50:33] I will.

[04:50:37] Are you going to China next month?

[04:50:39] Yeah, I think I'll go to China.

[04:50:45] Show me.

[04:50:53] Okay.

[04:50:56] now what?

[04:51:04] go back

[04:51:05] how are you already back?

[04:51:07] my bathroom is right next to my room

[04:51:09] are you going to China next month for the anniversary thing?

[04:51:12] anniversary what?

[04:51:14] like the delta 4 anniversary thing

[04:51:19] I'll be there, probably

[04:51:23] uh...

[04:51:24] not what is that way is a uh...

[04:51:28] was that

[04:51:28] and i do

[04:51:29] window

[04:51:31] yeah i think it's like

[04:51:32] to me going as well but much of this year's going it's not like to only

[04:51:35] don't look like a bunch of other stuff too

[04:51:40] this uh... let me help you

[04:51:46] of the car

[04:51:47] uh...

[04:51:48] I think I'm still on the car.

[04:51:54] I want me to put some damage in it. I got you.

[04:52:06] Bang! Thanks for... finished.

[04:52:12] Oh, you have to put a garage.

[04:52:18] There's no of these.

[04:52:30] Finished.

[04:52:31] Yeah, I need to have ingots and all that.

[04:52:37] There's so much progression.

[04:52:42] It's really cool.

[04:52:44] Yep.

[04:52:45] What's my fellow gamer?

[04:52:49] For how much progression and how much content the game has, I can't believe it's free on

[04:52:53] PC and now on console as well.

[04:52:56] Wait, there's never a time where you have to buy it?

[04:52:59] You don't even have to buy it.

[04:53:00] Ever?

[04:53:01] You don't always have to buy it for free?

[04:53:04] You can play the game, download it and try it for free?

[04:53:07] Wait, that's insane.

[04:53:09] I know.

[04:53:11] Also thanks to everybody that was sponsoring us for me and Mendo throughout the 7th.

[04:53:18] We actually enjoyed the game and it was a really fun.

[04:53:21] Thanks to them for helping us out and everybody that was watching helped us a lot.

[04:53:25] Those box companies were crazy close.

[04:53:28] Once Human Console Bank is available on console as well.

[04:53:36] Bank.

[04:53:37] And there's one to add?

[04:53:42] No, honestly, just that the cutscenes for the boss fights were so cool and you look great.

[04:53:56] Thank you.

[04:53:57] I mean, the world's very expansive, you know, there's like a lot of stuff to do.

[04:54:01] A lot of dungeons, cutscenes, you know, progression.

[04:54:03] I think it's a lot of content for free.

[04:54:05] I mean, it's kind of thank you.

[04:54:06] You really get to express yourself.

[04:54:07] Oh, he's gone.

[04:54:14] My god.

[04:54:15] Wait, no, wait, wait, what?

[04:54:27] If he's here, then who's the other guy?

[04:54:33] Is that someone else?

[04:54:36] Uh, he says, uh, he says, I'm speed. Yeah. Oh, okay.

[04:54:45] Hi, speed. What's that honey? Oh, I gotta, I gotta go mow the lawn now.

[04:54:52] Actually, I, yeah, I gotta go out mow the lawn and the stream for the day.

[04:54:57] Would love to hang out more, but I gotta go. Okay. Maybe next email we can play some

[04:55:02] games again Felix. Yeah, that'd be cool.

[04:55:04] cool all right bro I love you think you're fine bro Jack yeah you um you heard

[04:55:09] in your first set of one human for the play and then on console now on

[04:55:13] exhibition point then once you can console in the chapter I'm kind of

[04:55:17] starting I'm gonna go do a little a little react Andy my facility

[04:55:23] love you chat love you Felix

[04:55:28] Please

[04:55:32] I will catch up with them tomorrow

[04:55:35] Offstreamer

[04:55:38] For our date

[04:55:40] In the game very cool

[04:55:43] There we go

[04:55:45] We put the other lobby for yesterday although like it is it offer for part of games. Yeah, probably not

[04:55:51] Probably not

[04:55:54] Probably keep it chill today. Okay

[04:55:58] I

[04:56:03] What is that another trailer

[04:56:06] Hey, Captain Remy

[04:56:11] Captain Sam can you hear me on your left?

[04:56:28] If I'm in a movie and people start yelling I would lose my shit.

[04:56:57] three stones, three teams, one shot.

[04:57:08] Wait, let me just give this man a second.

[04:57:11] Wait, what?

[04:57:12] You can't smash back.

[04:57:13] You think we'll be?

[04:57:15] Johnny, this is a second chance.

[04:57:27] Um, alright.

[04:57:47] That's interesting.

[04:57:48] Yep.

[04:57:49] Chat.

[04:57:50] Okay.

[04:57:51] Chat.

[04:57:52] I need to finish the movie.

[04:57:53] I was in Avengers 1, by myself, and I got a bit of background.

[04:58:03] It feels like so much talking and explaining.

[04:58:09] It's almost like they're trying to get up to speed with the 50,000 books and magazines

[04:58:13] in Reed, and all the whatever, just string it together.

[04:58:17] You feel like nothing is actually happening.

[04:58:22] a lot of plot holes like like why that is low-key guy and they just let him do

[04:58:28] whatever he wants oh no whatever don't don't do this please and they just

[04:58:34] have him in around like I don't get it

[04:58:38] he stores brother when why he just stays but I get the fuck out just to your

[04:58:46] brother and get the fuck out like what

[04:58:52] I don't get it.

[04:59:22] No, I have to.

[04:59:25] It's fine.

[04:59:26] It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Come on. Come on.

[04:59:31] I'll just... I'll stand over here.

[04:59:32] For all their years, me and the cameras

[04:59:35] follow me everywhere.

[04:59:37] Nothing was off-limits.

[04:59:38] She thinks she's preggers.

[04:59:40] Could you please just tell her that it's probably wind or a big pool?

[04:59:43] You don't think she's pregnant?

[04:59:44] It's positive.

[04:59:45] Yo, yo, she got her bait.

[04:59:49] Taste the piss.

[04:59:50] Well, that's because I'll piss on it.

[04:59:52] There's something in it for everyone.

[04:59:54] It got romance.

[04:59:56] Hold his...

[04:59:58] There's something in it for everyone.

[05:00:00] It got romance.

[05:00:02] Hold his hand. All right.

[05:00:04] No. No good advice from a star in a family.

[05:00:07] What kind of father do you want to be?

[05:00:08] Sinking absent.

[05:00:10] Plus sick beefs.

[05:00:12] Mate, you're a widow.

[05:00:13] Coming in, arresting kids, moving like a pedo.

[05:00:18] It got very late as firearms technology.

[05:00:21] Action, drama, heartbreak, bone-in, plot twist, and the very latest TikTok trends.

[05:00:32] Can you hear my voice?

[05:00:34] Yes, I can hear you.

[05:00:35] How dangerous is Iran?

[05:00:38] I think I'm really in this. This is a similar dangerous country.

[05:00:42] What's new here?

[05:00:43] Completing nuclear weapons?

[05:00:45] What?

[05:00:47] Check out my new movie, Ali G, who is that?

[05:00:51] I wanna know how, how...

[05:00:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:00:54] This humor will, um...

[05:00:56] What? It ain't.

[05:00:58] We'll perform in the current day nation.

[05:01:01] I think change it.

[05:01:02] No, no, I was going like, massive one.

[05:01:05] Anyway.

[05:01:15] Hey.

[05:01:16] What is that? I know what that is. Is that video games?

[05:01:21] Matthew McConaughey.

[05:01:22] Oh no, Matthew McConaughey.

[05:01:23] The more you're able to conduct spirituality from the sun.

[05:01:29] Uh, okay.

[05:01:32] Okay.

[05:01:34] Uh, anyway.

[05:01:38] Chad, how about a little, a little, a little, a little chiller reaction?

[05:01:41] Just, just a little, just a little minute.

[05:01:43] What, is there some, some metal stuff, John?

[05:01:48] Something, something, uh, Jody?

[05:01:50] Surely?

[05:01:54] Just gonna let someone...

[05:01:56] Just don't know.

[05:01:58] I think this is the same one I think I heard earlier.

[05:02:01] Okay.

[05:02:08] Jody, I don't get it. Is that like, is that there like, tamed or something?

[05:02:11] What?

[05:02:13] Oh, boy.

[05:02:15] Oh, you got that, boy. Let's eat.

[05:02:17] Let's eat.

[05:02:18] Huh?

[05:02:19] That's how you eat, bro.

[05:02:21] Really?

[05:02:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:02:24] Chat, is there like a reason?

[05:02:25] Are they like, uh, like they don't just don't attack humans or whatever?

[05:02:29] Or something or what?

[05:02:30] I don't think they can move.

[05:02:32] Cause I mean it.

[05:02:34] I mean, if I was on a swim and I could die, I wouldn't even go close.

[05:02:36] If you could die, fuck that.

[05:02:38] What?

[05:02:39] Okay.

[05:02:43] It's a park that used to be human, is that it?

[05:03:02] Fish tastes better.

[05:03:03] You know, you can fish 50 fishes and eat, or you can fish one human and eat for like

[05:03:10] whatever my dad

[05:03:18] sure there

[05:03:25] I don't know what he's talking about.

[05:03:36] Hey buddy.

[05:03:39] So what he's got in his mouth is you have like an anti-bear whistle?

[05:03:55] I mean what if it malls you xqcl

[05:04:11] What the hell?

[05:04:13] Why are you so nervous?

[05:04:16] I don't know, I watched it on VLK, it's been so long.

[05:04:19] There is a question, what do we leave behind?

[05:04:23] What the hell? F-steam.

[05:04:24] Yo, really? Yo, what is he saying?

[05:04:26] What is he saying? That's crazy.

[05:04:28] What I mean, really? That's crazy.

[05:04:31] There is a question, what do we leave behind?

[05:04:35] What the hell? F-steam.

[05:04:37] Jesus.

[05:04:39] Oh, this is AI by the way.

[05:04:41] These AI clips are out of hand and out of hand.

[05:04:44] All right.

[05:04:45] I'm just going to show you.

[05:04:46] Hey.

[05:04:47] Hey, man.

[05:04:48] Okay, we've seen all these clips already.

[05:04:50] A dirt bike rider was running from LAPD when he suddenly decided to make a pit stop for

[05:04:55] gas.

[05:04:56] Police were chasing the rider through Los Angeles when he pulled into a gas station and started

[05:04:59] filling up.

[05:05:00] But before he was finished, he took off again.

[05:05:02] With the gas pump hose still attached to the bike.

[05:05:04] Yeah, why did this feel like AI?

[05:05:05] And somehow that wasn't his last fuel stop.

[05:05:07] The writer kept fleeing, weaving through traffic,

[05:05:09] riding on the road using his phone

[05:05:11] and cutting straight through public parks.

[05:05:13] At Athens Park, police say he found a jug of gasoline

[05:05:16] sitting there.

[05:05:16] So with a police cruiser right behind him,

[05:05:18] he stopped again and tried to refuel.

[05:05:20] Then he sped off through the park.

[05:05:24] Clearly, he corrects it after he's sitting in his shack.

[05:05:26] He's into cheating.

[05:05:29] Chad, Logan and both cheating.

[05:05:33] Chad, Logan and both cheating.

[05:05:35] They were both way too accurate.

[05:05:37] stuff that they only I mean today can play this game that they were bushy name see me blitz but

[05:05:42] no one said it speedy it was numbers handling dude you said bro let's rematch let's rematch because

[05:05:49] like honestly I'm about to go back and forward you do you want to rematch or no I like this like

[05:05:53] like I'm literally letting you like do you want to rematch or no because you just stalling bro

[05:05:58] just come on do you want to rematch or continue Jeezy simple GG no you got it you got

[05:06:04] Oh, right, okay.

[05:06:10] Let me get you down. What does that mean?

[05:06:12] Alright, alright, play out, play out.

[05:06:14] I can be bunkhead, but then I'm going to do the bad guy.

[05:06:17] Yo, Jack, something I realized, it's a fortune, Jack,

[05:06:20] but every time I deep-barfling it, and I'm right,

[05:06:23] I catch some hate. It doesn't matter what the debunk is.

[05:06:26] People cannot handle the truth.

[05:06:29] It doesn't matter what the truth is,

[05:06:31] whatever the truth is, whatever it is,

[05:06:33] people cannot handle it and it's kind of sad.

[05:06:35] People go on the internet to be validated in how they are wrong.

[05:06:39] They don't go on the internet to change their minds. That's a problem.

[05:06:42] The only reason I go in there is to change their mind.

[05:06:46] Alright yo, how about host private? Host private.

[05:06:49] Host private. Host private. Host private.

[05:06:51] Maybe I'm just not gonna hear about the call me a cheater, bro.

[05:06:59] Don't join me, bro. I did not cheat on you.

[05:07:02] I mean, I'll debunk it

[05:07:06] I think

[05:07:10] Wait what? Hold up, bro

[05:07:20] Bro, I just went oh

[05:07:26] Okay, yeah

[05:07:27] I'm not trying to be rude, okay? I'm not trying to be rude.

[05:07:30] I would actually be interested into knowing their insights on

[05:07:34] why they would chose... they chose every time.

[05:07:38] Even if it's just one thing, let's say, uh, sun, or riding, or whatever.

[05:07:43] Just a few insights about what made us to choose something.

[05:07:48] World Cup team, I think.

[05:07:53] Wait, what?

[05:07:55] There's not much here. I would have probably went Argentina. No, no, it's too

[05:07:59] Too red. No, I would have a private way down down loud left middle. I just went. Oh

[05:08:08] Wait, really?

[05:08:14] Okay, but maybe this is not the fourth level what the fuck

[05:08:25] Whoa, whoa, what the hell I just don't use it. No, there's no ice on it. Yo, bro, what?

[05:08:36] You guessed oh shit we have yo bang

[05:08:53] Okay, well that one's easy because if you see any movies or any music videos

[05:08:59] They use these places all the time and it's only the only places that have

[05:09:02] the mountain flank plus moss with rock combo almost almost on earth yeah I get it

[05:09:09] there's a few other places to have that like I think Mongolians or other places

[05:09:14] but this type of terrain is almost almost almost unique size one yo bro so I

[05:09:21] think an island as well Scotland or whatever yeah

[05:09:26] well I play the game with two through the guns three through the question but

[05:09:29] Yeah, he's been in the chat for sure.

[05:09:33] I mean, come on, bro.

[05:09:37] Whoa! What? You guessed?

[05:09:41] Bro.

[05:09:45] Wait, how?

[05:09:47] Ah!

[05:09:48] I mean, this is a boring game to play.

[05:09:52] If you're cheating with your friends, I mean...

[05:09:59] I'm not gonna Google Big Jizz Lovers Lagoon. Like what the f**king bait is this?

[05:10:07] Oh guys, this guy looks like Big Jizz Lovers

[05:10:10] Galoon. I'm not f**king, I'm not googling that.

[05:10:27] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[05:10:29] That was really the beginning of it. Wait, Campo Verde?

[05:10:34] So that's actually a harder. Yes, I mean me too, bro.

[05:10:38] Oh, Campo Verde. Wait, Campo Verde?

[05:10:44] Whoa, whoa.

[05:10:46] World Cup team. But this is Campo. I don't know why we're doing this.

[05:10:51] Because of the accents? Maybe Brazil? World Cup team, I think.

[05:10:55] because because of the accents

[05:11:01] bro I just went oh yeah but yeah what Jack what do you look at that that would that would make

[05:11:16] I guess what yeah, I saw his eyes are reading chat

[05:11:22] But you know I mean what on this terrain it would make you choose that you know you didn't even yeah

[05:11:29] They know

[05:11:32] The red soil I mean you clearly don't play this game a lot red red dirt whether is not no there's a

[05:11:40] bazillion

[05:11:41] African country that have that red dirt clay dirt bunch of them

[05:11:56] Many things wrong man law person are crazy

[05:11:59] most the part on the right going down almost all of it can be can be read yeah

[05:12:14] I mean you mean for sure why is my thing not Ronda Ronda Kenya Uganda

[05:12:22] Tansania fucking what else yeah yeah that bing bang bing ball bing yeah this

[05:12:31] this can be absolutely ready but they check I think

[05:12:38] well on hold on okay good job good

[05:12:44] I

[05:12:51] Bottom right, I think chat I think

[05:12:57] Jack yeah

[05:12:59] Bengal usually a good idea. Oh, yeah, yeah, I had a right bar right to being it

[05:13:07] Bangaloo it's all it for some fucking reason. It's always been good. Whoa. Whoa. Hell. Yeah, sorry

[05:13:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:13:15] I'm gonna start this already.

[05:13:16] Hell, I was in the gear.

[05:13:18] Let's go!

[05:13:19] Okay, Roblox trivia.

[05:13:20] I can't come.

[05:13:21] Get!

[05:13:22] Erica, only three games left.

[05:13:24] What game?

[05:13:25] Oh, shit, bro, I, bro.

[05:13:26] How's that a 50-50 game?

[05:13:28] It's another game.

[05:13:30] I'm gonna go Roblox trivia, speed, okay?

[05:13:32] I'm gonna go Roblox trivia for this one.

[05:13:34] Yeah, yeah, but now the jinx is cheap though.

[05:13:40] Roblox trivia for this one.

[05:13:42] Roblox trivia.

[05:13:43] I believe I lost that I'm gonna be honest. I actually played Geo guess her Wow chat. I think I think you

[05:13:50] Probably just soft not not not as hard. Okay. Well up speed Roblox trivia. All right

[05:13:58] Hi, guys, can you host it? This is like jeopardy speed. It's like jeopardy. It's really fun

[05:14:02] But I have us I need you knows Jeff emote only is one of the dumbest cope

[05:14:07] It's so it's just a boring thing. It will do these days. I don't even try to argue against it

[05:14:12] It's brain dead and even explaining it, it's been too long time because you clearly don't want to be wrong. It's all good.

[05:14:20] I can do better with Emma only mode.

[05:14:22] Now with the chat and not Emma only mode.

[05:14:24] You can just explain and talk and navigate through the gaze and the maze and with the cappas and the whatever.

[05:14:32] It is so easy, it's funny how easy it is. Come on bro.

[05:14:35] I mean seriously.

[05:14:37] I mean it is a chat straight cat.

[05:14:42] Um, I'm not supposed to know that, why, but how is this something starting it?

[05:14:49] Like, if you stream it, if you stream it, you're going to the public.

[05:14:53] Like, why can nobody have an opinion?

[05:14:56] So, an opinion check and have an opinion, and all the doing and have an opinion,

[05:14:58] but oh, it doesn't, oh, I wonder what happened over here.

[05:15:02] Yeah, I can have an opinion.

[05:15:03] Pretty, in, in, in.

[05:15:05] It's not, it's not drama.

[05:15:06] If you want, if you want to care about that opinion and make drama, that's the drama.

[05:15:11] I'm allowed to bring up the cliff because in chess the same shit happened.

[05:15:15] Right or wrong. I believe you, but you can't get mad.

[05:15:29] She was... I'll look into the net.

[05:15:35] Trying to...

[05:15:35] Trivia? I wish trivia.

[05:15:38] Wait, did you get it?

[05:15:39] 70 months. Wow, excuse me.

[05:15:42] Yeah, let's famous or sports again, bro.

[05:15:45] Am I broke that? Am I your bro?

[05:15:49] Surely not.

[05:15:52] Oh, the most women are.

[05:15:54] I'm sorry. Good job. Good job. Good job.

[05:15:59] Now, what if I if I put you to it?

[05:16:02] If you guess, Serena, yes.

[05:16:06] Wait, did I not say that?

[05:16:09] Oh, our Shepo Valley.

[05:16:10] You gotta be Serena Williams.

[05:16:12] Wait, what?

[05:16:14] Wait, what?

[05:16:17] Marry it, come on.

[05:16:18] Who the fuck is Margaret?

[05:16:23] Wait, Spie, you don't have to spell it.

[05:16:24] You can click.

[05:16:25] You can click.

[05:16:25] You don't have to spell it.

[05:16:26] Where?

[05:16:26] You don't have to spell it.

[05:16:26] Wait, who is it?

[05:16:27] It's not but, Spie, when you buzz in,

[05:16:29] it'll be on your bottom right.

[05:16:31] It'll be on your bottom right.

[05:16:32] Once you buzz in on your bottom right,

[05:16:33] you tap it.

[05:16:34] You don't have to type.

[05:16:35] Alvin Ray Margaret?

[05:16:36] Oh my god.

[05:16:37] I read that.

[05:16:37] I actually meant that I'm not sure

[05:16:39] Oh, you didn't select a question

[05:16:41] Oh, it's my turn?

[05:16:42] Yeah, it doesn't matter though, I'm a select

[05:16:43] You can still buzz in

[05:16:45] Whoever has the most m-

[05:16:49] Play at the end wins, and I think

[05:16:56] Uh, Margaret again?

[05:16:58] No, it's not gonna-

[05:16:59] You get it, it's B-point, Mr. Stan

[05:17:01] What was one of these?

[05:17:02] Nice quick, uh-

[05:17:03] Elbrus

[05:17:04] What the fuck?

[05:17:05] Fuck!

[05:17:06] Bro, I don't even get a chance to read it!

[05:17:09] Just wait, cause the back of the wall-

[05:17:10] Ah, fucking Spain.

[05:17:11] I have to stand.

[05:17:11] No.

[05:17:12] Speed, if I get it wrong, you could-

[05:17:15] You could do it now.

[05:17:16] Weird.

[05:17:17] CCC, buzz in, buzz in, buzz in! Speed, buzz in!

[05:17:19] Now look at bottom right, look at bottom right.

[05:17:21] I don't see it.

[05:17:23] Wait, you don't have options?

[05:17:24] No.

[05:17:25] Chad, these things are fucking stuff the shit right now.

[05:17:28] Oh, you see that?

[05:17:30] Right Asia, right?

[05:17:31] Let's go!

[05:17:32] I mean, is this a little stuff?

[05:17:35] Whoa.

[05:17:36] Whoa.

[05:17:37] Whoa.

[05:17:38] Whoa.

[05:17:39] Whoa.

[05:17:40] Whoa.

[05:17:41] Whoa.

[05:17:42] Whoa.

[05:17:43] Whoa.

[05:17:44] Whoa.

[05:17:45] Whoa.

[05:17:46] Serious.

[05:17:47] It's going to be serious.

[05:17:48] That just sounds right.

[05:17:49] Oh.

[05:17:50] Oh.

[05:17:51] Oh.

[05:17:52] Oh.

[05:17:53] Oh.

[05:17:54] Oh.

[05:17:55] Oh.

[05:17:56] Oh.

[05:17:57] I'm sure it's the fun game.

[05:17:58] Cha cha cha was I called?

[05:18:11] I'm sure it's my food.

[05:18:12] I'm gonna have to have a good show.

[05:18:24] Why do you want to kill me?

[05:18:27] Ten minutes of play required in.

[05:18:45] Sat.

[05:18:49] Sat.

[05:18:51] What?

[05:18:52] What's up my boy?

[05:19:00] Sign for 800.

[05:19:02] What?

[05:19:03] Slother?

[05:19:04] Slother?

[05:19:05] Oh

[05:19:27] Table sugar what

[05:19:35] Um, wait, did he not just give me the answer before this?

[05:19:41] Uh...

[05:19:45] Oh, is it Jill?

[05:19:53] What was that?

[05:19:54] Oh, he just, he just knew.

[05:19:55] He just knew.

[05:19:56] What was the answer?

[05:19:57] I don't know what was the answer.

[05:19:58] It's too close.

[05:19:59] Hm.

[05:20:00] Wait, I thought it was, it had to be an element on the table.

[05:20:03] Wait, I thought it had to be an element on the table in the settings.

[05:20:10] Oh, I didn't do that.

[05:20:17] Oh, easy.

[05:20:24] I

[05:20:27] Didn't say

[05:20:31] Why don't only it's on the dollars

[05:20:40] World's your coffee I

[05:20:45] Mean that's annoying man. I like like you eat you like why doesn't the game kick you out for doing this?

[05:20:51] It's just so annoying

[05:20:54] Yeah, yeah, it's that time of the channel because you play this game every day and you know, like, what was it?

[05:21:10] Did I get it right?

[05:21:12] No, I'm not telling you. You want to be rude.

[05:21:14] Did I get it right?

[05:21:24] Oh, I know I know the one in the news the shit all the shit at home was

[05:21:35] Yeah, that's the one that's the one in the news

[05:21:39] I get it

[05:21:50] I get it, you guys play this game so much that you guys know what the questions are and

[05:22:03] you can pause it before it even pops up and then you win.

[05:22:07] It's so lame.

[05:22:10] It's so lemmicky.

[05:22:17] one. Actually not? Interesting. Oh, easy. If you play, yeah, if you play a risk, you know

[05:22:40] Yeah, whatever man.

[05:22:42] My cute goat.

[05:22:44] For some reason and risk, it's still called Legat.

[05:22:58] Siam, that's what it's called.

[05:23:02] I'll name it.

[05:23:04] Um, you know what, uh, what the heck, I mean that was the only one that looked like it

[05:23:20] was from that language, Loki, I just guessed it.

[05:23:22] Really?

[05:23:23] So you're just gonna cheat?

[05:23:24] Cheat how?

[05:23:25] I did.

[05:23:26] Got me.

[05:23:27] I'm dead.

[05:23:28] You got me.

[05:23:38] Umm...

[05:23:43] I mean, I mean, if I don't do it, he doesn't do it anyway. I mean...

[05:23:51] Umm...

[05:23:57] Oh

[05:24:11] Many fight is awkward

[05:24:15] Did how many times have you

[05:24:25] Who's we

[05:24:30] But yeah, I set the four seasons of some shit

[05:24:36] It was wee.

[05:24:38] Did I watch this?

[05:24:41] Wait, why do I get...

[05:24:43] Ah, ah, ah, ah.

[05:24:44] It's whatever, man.

[05:24:49] Really?

[05:24:52] I can't even read that fast.

[05:24:53] Were you kidding me?

[05:24:54] No, that was easy, that was easy, that was easy.

[05:24:56] I should have clicked a long time ago,

[05:24:58] but I really missed the name.

[05:25:03] I can't click.

[05:25:04] I can't collect it, it's not even a design.

[05:25:08] Maybe we'll meet at a car, we'll drive a funky A.

[05:25:13] Uh, okay, you know what? I'm gonna have to take a get-

[05:25:16] Which one is it, bro? Which one is it?

[05:25:18] Toyota!

[05:25:20] Really, man?

[05:25:23] Fine, I need to beat you then, it's funny, it's funny how you're talking about the logo shape.

[05:25:26] Yeah, I knew it, I knew it, the logo shape, I'm so mad.

[05:25:34] Now keep copying what I say now keep coming copy my thoughts cuz you can't get your own

[05:25:43] I don't want to.

[05:25:50] Oh, my God.

[05:25:55] You drink all your ghosts from us.

[05:25:58] Yeah, I'm not going to.

[05:25:59] You drink all your ghosts.

[05:26:01] You can't copy the king.

[05:26:02] You eat the king's first.

[05:26:11] I think...

[05:26:13] Oh my God, the ghost!

[05:26:15] My ghost!

[05:26:17] Shut the fuck up!

[05:26:19] Listen to it.

[05:26:21] I word you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[05:26:37] No! Come on!

[05:26:39] It's Newton.

[05:26:41] It's Newton, everybody knows this.

[05:26:42] Newton, are you sure it's not Newton's bar?

[05:26:45] Woo!

[05:26:46] Woo!

[05:26:57] As soon as I saw the GE, I thought I'd click into it.

[05:27:01] Let's do a double letter word.

[05:27:02] This guy doesn't know any words.

[05:27:04] Okay, now spell.

[05:27:09] Oh, that's so easy. That's that would be for South America. Absolutely. That's

[05:27:21] That's actually number 3, I'm so stupid.

[05:27:42] And then they're not knowing the yachts, that's crazy.

[05:27:47] They're like the mountaineels.

[05:27:51] Oh, I mean, you got to be me at this.

[05:28:04] It's so easy.

[05:28:05] Get him out of here.

[05:28:06] Get him out.

[05:28:07] Oh my god.

[05:28:08] I mean, you're just an anime frog, it's cringe.

[05:28:12] I mean, it's not.

[05:28:13] I mean, okay.

[05:28:14] Watch it anyway, bro. Congrats

[05:28:27] Uh-uh

[05:28:30] Hold on hold on

[05:28:35] It was the one it was one and I don't know why I flipped out of it. I don't know why I put that of it

[05:28:39] I don't want it it I

[05:28:41] I know I did it! I'm just- oh man I'm so mad.

[05:28:48] Uhhh...

[05:28:49] Either you get a car and you get a guy's that one?

[05:28:54] It's okay, I mean I don't want to hear it as much as I do.

[05:28:59] Because I thought I had another quote in my head, but it-

[05:29:01] Dude, really?

[05:29:07] I mean, really?

[05:29:09] That's gap

[05:29:14] Really

[05:29:18] Last dance

[05:29:23] I mean you're usually a lot for a stand clicker. We don't give a shit. Oh, I'm back to you guys. I'll see you guys in three days

[05:29:30] Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep

[05:29:39] What what science if you don't know the answers?

[05:29:48] Oh that would be if you don't know this I gotta be honest with you fast bro yo

[05:30:00] we're not toxic you just pre-fire the question I didn't provide right there it

[05:30:03] it wasn't it the question was all down the board if anything I was slow I was

[05:30:11] what okay okay I mean okay oh come on you three five oh wait for who well what

[05:30:28] else for who that didn't think that you said the word backwards or the name

[05:30:33] backwards like this guy. Well, a lot of smarty fans.

[05:30:46] How are you doing now, because you're watching the kid movies?

[05:30:48] Oh my gosh.

[05:30:50] Yeah, congrats, bro.

[05:30:52] It's been so cool for knowing little kid movies.

[05:30:55] I mean, I wasn't going to give up today initially.

[05:30:58] Nope, not sure at all.

[05:31:03] I came out when I was like 10.

[05:31:06] Oh, come on, guys.

[05:31:10] C-E-B. Wait, I kick first.

[05:31:13] Okay, so you're just going to have a triple gigabyte internet.

[05:31:17] And you're going to fucking bite Magus.

[05:31:21] That is you.

[05:31:23] Right, right.

[05:31:25] By the way, he's in the US, I'm in the UK now.

[05:31:27] Bye.

[05:31:55] out get him out get him out get him out and I can finish the ball on the sofa yes you

[05:32:11] You guys can seriously, yeah you can seriously help out, buddy.

[05:32:28] You guys need to speed up right?

[05:32:32] The game is doing music for me. What is it doing for you guys? Nothing.

[05:32:35] Nah, I don't know, muted it, but they can hear me, I know it.

[05:32:38] Go for it. Give it to this, that me.

[05:32:45] Oh, okay, go for it.

[05:32:49] 65 months of wear.

[05:32:56] It's utensil.

[05:33:05] Right.

[05:33:08] I'm not sure what I'm doing.

[05:33:15] I'm not sure what I'm doing.

[05:33:22] I'm not sure what I'm doing.

[05:33:29] Oh

[05:33:39] Okay

[05:33:59] Wait.

[05:34:04] Wait, if somebody wins, they can still win the whole game, right?

[05:34:21] Because of that?

[05:34:23] Oh, no.

[05:34:28] Which means what?

[05:34:30] What size does it work then?

[05:34:38] Uh, it's uh, uh...

[05:34:40] I think!

[05:34:58] Oh, that's kind of lame, why didn't I know how the game worked, I mean I have one anyway

[05:35:21] I don't give a shit.

[05:35:22] I don't want anybody to know who I'm going to fuck.

[05:35:31] All right.

[05:35:32] Uh, Jack, uh, Fuda has arrived.

[05:35:37] I mean, I won, I did won, I did won, I did won.

[05:35:43] What, if I, oh, oh, if I, if I win, oh no, oh no, you didn't actually win.

[05:35:48] win you didn't actually win a shimmer shimmer you didn't actually win well you

[05:35:51] saw like a fucking toddler shut the fuck up a Jess look at I look at all

[05:35:56] the four women game like you're fucking stupid

[05:35:59] now what I want I mean I answered most versions by a long shot because I had

[05:36:04] Yeah.

[05:36:05] Yeah.

[05:36:06] Super.

[05:36:07] Um, I don't know what to say.

[05:36:11] You know, I'll just...

[05:36:14] Okay, two plates in the driveway.

[05:36:56] Why are we called here?

[05:36:58] What door do we use to talk to your tenant that you rented to?

[05:37:04] I think we'll have to talk to the person that we called today.

[05:37:08] You gotta go around town.

[05:37:10] We gotta figure out kinda what's going on here, cause somebody called.

[05:37:12] Oh, good, yeah!

[05:37:14] You just need to make a personal decision.

[05:37:16] Oh, okay, alright.

[05:37:18] This is my religious...

[05:37:20] Oh, okay.

[05:37:22] I'm Catholic.

[05:37:24] There's someone around to the back, it sounds like...

[05:37:28] Please?

[05:37:32] I'm trying to figure out how to turn that music off.

[05:37:34] You got it, Elise?

[05:37:35] Yep.

[05:37:41] Hello.

[05:37:42] Were you the first thing that struck-

[05:37:43] Yes.

[05:37:45] Yes, Rainbow.

[05:37:46] But I'm house.

[05:37:47] I got massive rainbow.

[05:37:49] Those are things ever.

[05:37:50] So, I'm gonna come in and talk to this little cat, don't you know?

[05:37:52] Don't you know? You don't mind?

[05:37:54] This is all one complex?

[05:37:58] I'm just gonna close this because she's a cat.

[05:38:00] She's also mine.

[05:38:15] So how long have you been living here?

[05:38:17] June 3rd.

[05:38:18] Okay, so you've been here for a while?

[05:38:19] I feel but that's not anything of my I don't know if that is going to go through door down.

[05:38:23] What door?

[05:38:24] Up there I have something security.

[05:38:26] Hey but why is the other guy vibing with that though?

[05:38:29] I'm just going to get that one.

[05:38:30] I was like what?

[05:38:31] I was trying to hold you to see if I can get that information.

[05:38:35] No, sir.

[05:38:36] I finally got the decision to vibrate.

[05:38:39] I'm not saying I'm going to call you guys.

[05:38:41] Do you have a picture of that?

[05:38:42] Of what?

[05:38:43] Of the agreement or the ad you're responding to?

[05:38:45] I have a whole folder of all everything.

[05:38:47] People are really crazy. The bizarre.

[05:38:49] Here's some more.

[05:38:50] I've just taken one.

[05:38:51] Is that?

[05:38:52] I've heard that before.

[05:38:53] I think so.

[05:38:54] You might kill that.

[05:38:55] Yeah, you're a little familiar.

[05:38:56] Yes.

[05:38:57] Am I a good Republican?

[05:38:58] Yeah, I thought we'd get some rest.

[05:39:00] Oh, send me around.

[05:39:01] I'm just afraid of stuff.

[05:39:03] Alright, I'm gonna shoot.

[05:39:04] Alright, let's shoot it off.

[05:39:06] I think they're enjoying this.

[05:39:07] That's the scary part.

[05:39:08] Here's a spider right there.

[05:39:10] No, no, no, no.

[05:39:11] Okay, okay.

[05:39:12] Because part of what triggered all of this is I asked if I could hire pest control.

[05:39:15] I would pay for it. There's just an investigation and somehow that triggered her

[05:39:45] We're pro-police.

[05:39:47] We're pro-police.

[05:39:48] For Adina Police, this was the latest escalation in an ongoing dispute between Airbnb host

[05:39:52] Marisa Semanetti and guest Jacqueline Vasquez.

[05:39:55] The dispute drew police attention after officers responded to a call the night before when

[05:39:58] Marisa confiscated Jacqueline's Instacart order.

[05:40:00] What?

[05:40:01] What?

[05:40:02] Can you grab those items for us?

[05:40:05] We need to give them back to the Instacart guy because right now you have stolen my

[05:40:09] I see she's trying to set the rules and situations for me, I have a six-year-old son and she's been crazy many years.

[05:40:16] So it's time to give him back to me to take to the store.

[05:40:19] Whatever he needs to do with it.

[05:40:20] Whatever he needs to do with it. That's not a good answer.

[05:40:22] This isn't a negotiation. Get the stuff and bring it out here now or you're going to be arresting for possession of stolen property right now.

[05:40:29] You have five seconds.

[05:40:31] I think she should. If she ordered stuff, it's her stuff, but you can get something

[05:40:41] the same when we're actually in trespass. No, she can't do that. I have to evict her.

[05:40:45] Hi. I don't think we need you here right now. No, I just didn't. Okay, we're gonna wait

[05:40:52] out there. You guys are supposed to help me, and you're not making me feel safe at all.

[05:40:58] I'm sorry about that. You can't retain someone's property, that's theft.

[05:41:01] That night, officers were led to believe Jacqueline was a tenant in the house.

[05:41:04] However, they discovered Marisa was listing the home on Airbnb despite restrictions in both her lease and Edina City Law.

[05:41:10] Marisa probably believed she found a loophole by renting out the Airbnb to Jacqueline for three months.

[05:41:14] Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

[05:41:16] However, they discovered Marisa was listing the home on Airbnb despite restrictions in both her lease and Edina City Law.

[05:41:22] Marissa probably believed she found a loophole by renting out the Airbnb to Jacqueline for three months as the law does allow house remittals for a period

[05:41:29] No shorter than 30 consecutive days

[05:41:30] However, the city specifically prohibits using short-term rental platforms like Airbnb regardless both Marissa and Jacqueline publicly confirmed disputes started check

[05:41:38] Why did they do that? I was gonna say why why the laws are like that?

[05:41:42] Roughly two weeks into the booking when Jacqueline communicated concern about spiders in the basement from that moment both sides tell different stories

[05:41:52] I don't know why she's here. I would like to find out why she's here.

[05:41:55] So you didn't say you didn't rent to her or anything like that?

[05:41:59] You keep asking me that, and I think that's something that everybody is trying to stick into person

[05:42:04] and what we need to not do right here is stick into person and what we need to do is pray to Jesus.

[05:42:07] This is the communications to Airbnb.

[05:42:10] Do you have service right now?

[05:42:11] Yeah, I could send this to the new tech detergent.

[05:42:14] Is that George's spider?

[05:42:16] That's her message. He got it every week because I said,

[05:42:19] Oh, hell!

[05:42:20] That's a real spider.

[05:42:21] Ah!

[05:42:22] Oh, my God.

[05:42:24] Oh, Jesus, it's so big.

[05:42:26] My laptop's been recording the whole thing.

[05:42:28] That is insane.

[05:42:29] That is so scary.

[05:42:31] Jacqueline's recording would later become evidence

[05:42:33] at trial, capturing both the moments before police arrived

[05:42:36] and the 911 call prompted by Marissa's increasingly

[05:42:38] erratic behavior.

[05:42:39] You're trespassing, and I have the police on the phone.

[05:42:42] This is trespassing.

[05:42:43] I've the right to use the phone.

[05:42:44] 9-1-1, emergency.

[05:42:46] I have someone attempting to trespass into my part

[05:42:49] I don't get it, why not?

[05:43:15] Who said it?

[05:43:18] So she's meddling it illegally to somebody else or her

[05:43:28] So what did you why did you say?

[05:43:33] Situation was Marissa doing right now. She has a guy with her and they're trying to assemble the door handle

[05:43:38] So they can break through the door and they're like screaming at me. I'm really sorry to keep calling

[05:43:43] I'm like, they're gonna burst through and I will look at it.

[05:43:46] Well, I guess the seller of it any moment.

[05:43:48] Listen, listen.

[05:43:49] Listen.

[05:43:50] Woo!

[05:43:52] Woo!

[05:43:56] I can see that.

[05:43:57] Help, help me out!

[05:43:59] Oh my God.

[05:44:00] Get out of my way.

[05:44:02] Jesus Christ Jesus, hallelujah.

[05:44:06] Oh my God.

[05:44:09] I can't believe.

[05:44:13] What?

[05:44:15] I don't know. I have to stay in the basement. I can't be here at the front door.

[05:44:20] So if officers come around, I'll open the side door. She's opening it now.

[05:44:24] Officer.

[05:44:26] I'm sorry.

[05:44:28] I'm sorry.

[05:44:30] I'm sorry.

[05:44:32] I'm sorry.

[05:44:34] I'm sorry.

[05:44:36] I'm sorry.

[05:44:38] I'm sorry.

[05:44:40] I'm sorry.

[05:44:42] Although the first 911 call ends here, Jacqueline's laptop captures what happens next, and it only gets stranger.

[05:45:20] They took down the door. I'm hiding in the bedroom.

[05:45:23] My cats are out there. They're screaming like things I need that are unenforceable.

[05:45:28] They're both screaming at you?

[05:45:29] Yeah, there's a guy and he took down the door.

[05:45:32] Woo! That's your name, Lord!

[05:45:35] Woo! Thank you, Jesus!

[05:45:38] Woo! Thank you, Jesus!

[05:45:41] They're screaming, thank you, Jesus.

[05:45:43] I did self-preservation skills that I mean she should God's a bear kid into this room and fucking put all the furniture against the door

[05:45:50] I would at least delay that them from because you I mean if you think you're getting killed I mean

[05:46:04] I do mean what the fuck is happening?

[05:46:06] down there all the dirt's coming from the tarantulas

[05:46:10] not like the money, no it's um

[05:46:12] the tarantula of his friend and my organization

[05:46:15] of seven division stokes

[05:46:17] Jesus!

[05:46:18] Woo!

[05:46:19] okay live officers that are just pulling up outside okay

[05:46:22] hey yeah have some food to the front door and tell her to stop

[05:46:55] Okay, I need Jesus right now because this is too much, it's going to be half a day.

[05:47:00] I was trying to...

[05:47:01] How do you mind Jesus that my kids are welcome to the girl room now that doesn't

[05:47:04] have any intelligence?

[05:47:05] I'm sorry, I'm...

[05:47:07] I'm so sorry.

[05:47:08] Who's spider is that?

[05:47:09] She put a real tarantula on the stairs.

[05:47:11] When did this other lunatic get here, this guy?

[05:47:14] I don't know exactly when, but I started hearing the doorbell.

[05:47:17] I said, just someone who started yelling through the doorbell.

[05:47:19] I had to record it on my laptop.

[05:47:21] Do you want to pursue criminal charges against these two for harassment or

[05:47:24] She's running for office in Henry County, I hid in the room and they locked it because I don't want to

[05:47:31] depress her, I don't want to get hurt, I'm scared.

[05:47:34] Door handles are completely irreversible.

[05:47:36] I can listen to the part that I don't know what they're saying.

[05:47:38] How many cats are here?

[05:47:40] Two.

[05:47:41] Okay, well it's final.

[05:47:42] Yeah.

[05:47:43] It's underneath that plastic thing right there, there's no lid, but that's the dirt

[05:47:46] for where the spider was.

[05:47:47] You put it back in the cage.

[05:47:48] Dude!

[05:47:49] Dude!

[05:47:50] Dude!

[05:47:51] Hell no!

[05:47:52] What the fuck is that?

[05:47:53] What are you doing with the rape lawsuit?

[05:47:55] Honestly, there's not really anything to do about her playing with music.

[05:47:58] So what's one of this other stuff is crossing the line.

[05:48:01] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[05:48:02] There's a band that makes you the white one.

[05:48:05] I'm afraid of my boyfriend. I'm afraid that they grabbed him.

[05:48:08] You think that he would've went up there with all that commotion water?

[05:48:11] I thought he would've came down and grabbed him, because I don't see him.

[05:48:14] But with all the commotion of the banging and the screaming?

[05:48:16] Yeah, I'll keep it. I agree with you. I'll keep it.

[05:48:19] I'll be heading under our backgrounds, yeah.

[05:48:23] that

[05:48:40] While officers spoke with Marisa upstairs Jacqueline explained Marisa attempted to trespass her the day prior body cam from that day isn't available

[05:48:47] But we recorded a portion of that conversation herself and later submitted it as evidence

[05:48:53] What?

[05:48:55] What?

[05:49:15] No, this guy's wrong.

[05:49:17] Well, I had to run to the exact state, but for sure most states would be really wrong.

[05:49:23] on the phone right now.

[05:49:25] That's when this case takes a bit of a plot twist

[05:49:27] as we discover Marissa is not the homeowner,

[05:49:28] but renting out the house while subletting.

[05:49:30] I mean, because the guy would be a tenant

[05:49:32] and also he would have established residency

[05:49:34] of the person downstairs.

[05:49:36] So you can't just kick him out instantly in any context.

[05:49:39] The downstairs is an Airbnb.

[05:49:41] Evidence later submitted in court shows Marissa

[05:49:43] contacted the owner asking him to tell Jacqueline to leave.

[05:49:45] Presumably confused as to why Jacqueline

[05:49:47] was there in the first place.

[05:49:48] He contacted officers who were in the middle

[05:49:50] of investigating themselves.

[05:49:51] He didn't know the time that she was in the last release.

[05:49:53] Why did you have to have this crew?

[05:49:55] Can I get the whole thing?

[05:49:57] No, you're surprised that in most of these videos

[05:49:59] cops end up being wrong one way or another

[05:50:01] about a bunch of shit that they do and say...

[05:50:03] I mean...

[05:50:05] They're wrong about a lot of shit.

[05:50:07] He might call me and I was like,

[05:50:09] please, please have him call me.

[05:50:11] Maybe in an hour he was so nice

[05:50:13] and he just wanted to know what the hell was happening.

[05:50:15] I said, I'll send you everything.

[05:50:17] But she didn't have to do anything

[05:50:19] I'm not going to leave with, like, there's no locks.

[05:50:26] I, I, I, please make sure Fox, he's not telling you to leave, but he's like, you need to be

[05:50:30] safe.

[05:50:31] Like, find someone to lock you up.

[05:50:32] Well, he did.

[05:50:33] You'd be surprised that, bro, cops are, from my knowledge, have a very limited knowledge

[05:50:37] of how the laws work, uh, pass their, their enforcement of, of whatever the fuck

[05:50:43] is it, the shit they want to use, they go on and, and these women, they're

[05:50:46] clueless.

[05:50:47] They're trespassing.

[05:50:48] They're hopeless.

[05:50:49] that I was a victim to her and he's letting me figure it out.

[05:50:53] Are you able to hotspot your phone?

[05:50:55] My phone has like no service.

[05:50:57] I messaged trying Skype and said like,

[05:50:59] if you want me to leave, you need to enable the internet.

[05:51:02] But I also can't leave.

[05:51:04] So I use my hotspot for the internet.

[05:51:05] And she says, who is this?

[05:51:07] But then she turned on the Wi-Fi.

[05:51:09] She also contacted my ex that she knows I left

[05:51:11] because he physically harmed me.

[05:51:12] In the bid to force, Skype is crazy.

[05:51:15] She found him on Instagram.

[05:51:17] How did she know about him?

[05:51:19] Well I told her that I escaped and I left the situation because I'm going to study for the bar and I want some of her safe to study.

[05:51:24] So she added me on Instagram and she went through my phone calls and the student was sitting there and saw his name somewhere.

[05:51:30] And then he sent the text to me and he was like, why is she messaging me?

[05:51:34] This allegedly wasn't Marissa's first time using social media maliciously.

[05:51:37] Allegedly, Marissa's ex sought a restraining order stemming from stalking and harassment claims.

[05:51:41] In apparent retaliation, reports claim Marissa created a fake grinder profile in his name and directed unsuspecting men to his home.

[05:51:48] There we go.

[05:51:49] The moniker.

[05:51:51] That is absolutely the moniker.

[05:51:54] Roll.

[05:51:55] I can't.

[05:51:56] I can't.

[05:51:57] Not funny.

[05:51:58] Not funny.

[05:51:59] She could be sending me to go die, literally.

[05:52:10] Because those guys don't know, you don't know what they're saying, what they're telling

[05:52:14] them.

[05:52:15] But people, they take it as if, oh, the front doors are locked,

[05:52:20] just come in and I'll be in the shower or something like that.

[05:52:23] Like, your things are gonna go possibly fucking die.

[05:52:25] It's just crazy.

[05:52:26] To his home.

[05:52:27] I'm afraid, because she's clear and well.

[05:52:31] She's a political erotic, but she's a fighter of her.

[05:52:34] Her fighting and hitting, and hitting, and like that.

[05:52:37] I don't know, but they're crazy.

[05:52:39] And these cameras don't have access to her.

[05:52:41] They're just there as fake, like, your...

[05:52:43] Determines, yeah.

[05:52:44] I really needed to like just take the computer outside. I guess it's

[05:52:50] just loud environment. So I don't know about the spider. I don't like

[05:52:57] the spider was crawling on the stairs and then up there, you have to go home.

[05:53:02] Not that this matters, but she doesn't have a science list about like don't

[05:53:05] Don't command. Don't enter.

[05:53:06] Who is?

[05:53:07] Don't command.

[05:53:07] This shit.

[05:53:08] I have to go to the bathroom.

[05:53:09] You want to see a picture?

[05:53:09] Yeah.

[05:53:10] Here.

[05:53:10] This almost took the whole spider.

[05:53:12] So, no, you're not going to have a good time.

[05:53:14] I have a good time.

[05:53:14] Max?

[05:53:15] Now you wanted to first start your day in school?

[05:53:16] Or how's the letter?

[05:53:17] Do you think it's going to be a good time?

[05:53:19] Because certainly, it seems to be enjoying this.

[05:53:21] We go out for body care.

[05:53:22] And how will we ever describe it?

[05:53:23] I want people to watch out.

[05:53:24] I was listening.

[05:53:25] Lovin'

[05:53:26] That's it.

[05:53:27] You wanted to first start your day in school?

[05:53:28] This almost took the whole spider.

[05:53:28] Don't command.

[05:53:29] Who is?

[05:53:29] Don't command.

[05:53:29] the ship. This matter is that she has a science list about like, don't come in, don't come

[05:53:34] in.

[05:53:35] I'm sitting right there with the trespassing. It is an extremely gray area because in and

[05:53:43] of itself, your Airbnb contract is not legal. We don't allow Airbnb's your ability to be

[05:53:49] able to say she's now trespassing is going to be a move point. Okay, but then, then

[05:53:55] out once you then downline debate, it would end up being civil. And also if there's a

[05:54:03] seven residency, which is in a lot of states, no? If you have a seven residency, you step

[05:54:09] to be treated like a tenant.

[05:54:11] An aspect to it. So if we have enough then.

[05:54:14] After officers reviewed footage and collected photographic evidence, they determined enough

[05:54:18] probable cause to make an arrest.

[05:54:19] Okay. Melissa and Marissa?

[05:54:21] Yes.

[05:54:22] Alright.

[05:54:23] Thank you so much. Thank you. What's that about over here under us?

[05:54:29] I'm I'm pretty sure I'm not

[05:54:39] Just got to get my five o'clock today

[05:54:47] Okay, and I need to speak again and show me first

[05:54:49] I'm not sure why people are saying assaults, but that's definitely not true.

[05:54:54] Okay, so good.

[05:54:55] I mean, instead of booby-strapping in the fucking staircase...

[05:54:57] I'm thinking of this whole weekend.

[05:54:58] I'm thinking of other problems.

[05:54:59] Minnesota?

[05:55:00] Definitely, you're gonna go and apply that thing for sure.

[05:55:03] I'm sorry.

[05:55:04] I'm sorry.

[05:55:05] I'm sorry.

[05:55:06] I'm sorry.

[05:55:07] I'm sorry.

[05:55:08] I'm sorry.

[05:55:09] I'm sorry.

[05:55:10] I'm sorry.

[05:55:11] I'm sorry.

[05:55:12] I'm sorry.

[05:55:13] I'm sorry.

[05:55:14] I'm sorry.

[05:55:15] I'm sorry.

[05:55:16] I'm sorry.

[05:55:17] Can you take my phone to my son so we can get a hold of someone to get my son?

[05:55:22] That's fine, but you do not want to bring that with you?

[05:55:24] I need to get your number.

[05:55:25] Yeah, we can get the number.

[05:55:26] Absolutely.

[05:55:27] Yeah, I would like to have my phone.

[05:55:30] Thank you.

[05:55:31] What's the problem?

[05:55:32] Give me a little help.

[05:55:33] You're going to go to the U.S. Department of Justice.

[05:55:35] The first number on priority is my son.

[05:55:37] He needs to be cared for.

[05:55:38] I would like to open an R-CAM to do that.

[05:55:41] Okay.

[05:55:42] And that's just his dad.

[05:55:43] I'm sorry.

[05:55:44] I'm sorry.

[05:55:45] My son takes me left again.

[05:55:46] Officers also arrested Michael Charles.

[05:55:48] Another guy that has been with his share of it.

[05:55:52] Yeah, I'm going to use why she even has custody and shit of their children

[05:55:56] when she sends people to his fucking house.

[05:55:58] That's diabolical.

[05:56:00] She's a liability.

[05:56:02] Hi, this is Sharif.

[05:56:04] Hi, this is Officer Van Pauley down at police department.

[05:56:06] I can't really talk about details that I need you to pick your son up today

[05:56:10] before 5 o'clock there's been an emergency, okay?

[05:56:12] Are you able to do that or do we need to find other arrangements?

[05:56:16] Okay, thank you

[05:56:24] Transporting one female in custody

[05:56:27] Right now

[05:56:32] Yeah, and we're gonna explain that when we get to the police department which is right across the highway there

[05:56:36] We'll be able to explain it a little bit easier face-to-face rather than try to talk to you

[05:56:40] They didn't correct it.

[05:56:42] Hold on, hold on.

[05:56:43] Okay, well, considering you and I have never talked

[05:56:45] before this last two minutes,

[05:56:47] I'm sorry that you feel that way,

[05:56:48] but I haven't done anything to you or with you.

[05:56:50] We told you what would happen,

[05:56:51] and that's what's going to happen when we get over there.

[05:56:54] Bang.

[05:56:55] It was the building different states,

[05:56:57] but we just took a guess on it.

[05:56:59] But, usually correct it.

[05:57:01] And she could be sitting where you are.

[05:57:02] You see how bad it is in Texas.

[05:57:04] We weren't there, so that was already investigated

[05:57:07] by police.

[05:57:10] She has every right to be there.

[05:57:12] I don't know my clothes.

[05:57:13] I always put them in it.

[05:57:14] I know, but I don't know what that is.

[05:57:17] Let's fit on my clothes.

[05:57:19] Well, this is a lot of work.

[05:57:21] I do have a name tag.

[05:57:23] It's just covered up.

[05:57:25] There you go.

[05:57:27] Go and stand right here for me.

[05:57:28] I'm going to take your handcuffs off.

[05:57:30] When I do, just place your hands on the laundry.

[05:57:32] After going through the booking process,

[05:57:34] officers experience an eventful transport

[05:57:36] as they bring Marissa to jail.

[05:57:38] I'm sure they do. They're not going to be comfortable.

[05:57:49] No. This is just a view. No.

[05:57:52] I'm not going to do anything wrong. I'm going to be proud of myself.

[05:57:58] Hey, stop it. Why'd you do that?

[05:58:02] You can bring just fine or hands up. Nothing to do with your breathing.

[05:58:06] Do you want an ambulance?

[05:58:08] No.

[05:58:08] I cannot breathe.

[05:58:10] Hang on.

[05:58:11] I'm going to go home.

[05:58:12] I'm going to go home.

[05:58:13] No.

[05:58:14] I can't breathe.

[05:58:15] You're going to go down.

[05:58:17] You have plenty of fresh air.

[05:58:19] Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

[05:58:22] Oh, no.

[05:58:24] I can't breathe.

[05:58:25] I can't breathe.

[05:58:26] We can get this on us.

[05:58:27] We're going to get down down.

[05:58:28] No.

[05:58:29] I don't want to go home.

[05:58:32] I just have to do anything.

[05:58:34] It's not going to change anything, okay?

[05:58:36] Leave it on.

[05:58:38] If we're going to do that, then we're going to have a problem with you.

[05:58:40] You're doing that, all right?

[05:58:42] That's not up to us.

[05:58:44] As soon as we can get you down to jail and you can see a judge,

[05:58:46] that's when the determination will happen.

[05:58:48] I'm trying to hold this thing down.

[05:58:50] I really don't care if you trust me.

[05:58:52] I'm trying to give you the answers that you're asking for.

[05:58:54] And if you don't want to listen, that's fine.

[05:58:56] She won't do the same thing.

[05:58:58] You didn't make her have a problem before she stopped.

[05:59:00] She's not happy.

[05:59:02] I've been getting skidged all that.

[05:59:13] Almost did.

[05:59:15] In an unusual detour, officers transporting Marissa stopped to help restrain a man in

[05:59:19] custody from an entirely separate case.

[05:59:22] Need help?

[05:59:24] You should have been on the call.

[05:59:30] Better for you have Marissa Simonetti she's now be but she's cooperative.

[05:59:45] So she's just here because she's going to be a problem later.

[05:59:50] all last night.

[05:59:51] All today.

[05:59:52] All yesterday, yep.

[05:59:53] She was like, she'll be in bed at night,

[05:59:56] decided to take this just money

[05:59:57] and then come home and make that

[05:59:58] just like a living hell.

[05:59:59] So she knows how to basically get the money.

[06:00:00] She's running for commissioner, so don't forget to vote for her.

[06:00:04] Yeah, rest with you.

[06:00:05] Yeah, but did she talk to you, right?

[06:00:06] Yeah.

[06:00:07] What do you say?

[06:00:08] He was in the sublet.

[06:00:10] Is that her?

[06:00:12] Yeah.

[06:00:12] Shortly after her arrest, Marissa

[06:00:14] spoke with news outlets and didn't hold back.

[06:00:15] Were you allowed to sublet?

[06:00:17] That's a question that everybody wants to know.

[06:00:20] It's all pretty hazy and help me understand the tarantula.

[06:00:25] What's with it?

[06:00:26] Bam boozle.

[06:00:27] I knew I'm running for office.

[06:00:28] This is going to blow up.

[06:00:29] And so I thought, well, let me at least

[06:00:31] make this maybe a little funny, a little home alone like.

[06:00:33] I mean, it's kind of common.

[06:00:36] Wait.

[06:00:37] I thought, well, let me at least bam boozle.

[06:00:40] I knew I'm running for office.

[06:00:41] This is going to blow up.

[06:00:42] And so I thought, well, let me at least

[06:00:44] Bam boozle.

[06:00:45] It's going to be funny, a little home alone like.

[06:00:46] I mean, it's kind of comical, right?

[06:00:50] But you went out and bought a tarantula to do that?

[06:00:54] Is that it?

[06:00:55] You ever seen the movie Home Alone?

[06:00:56] After Marissa implies Jacqueline is a squatter,

[06:00:58] reporter Karen Scullin questions her on Jacqueline's

[06:01:00] claims that she paid money to stay there.

[06:01:02] So she says she gave $1,500.

[06:01:05] She says that she did.

[06:01:07] Did she?

[06:01:08] She did stay for a period of time.

[06:01:10] Was that $1,500 for two weeks?

[06:01:12] Who knows?

[06:01:12] But you don't have a price.

[06:01:14] You didn't have a price?

[06:01:15] Well, she thought it was for free.

[06:01:17] Well, I thought you paid $1,500.

[06:01:19] I don't know what she said.

[06:01:20] She paid for the time when she was there.

[06:01:23] She's an attorney.

[06:01:24] She's smart.

[06:01:25] She was playing the little games.

[06:01:26] You sound a little unhinged in that video.

[06:01:29] Yeah, and at the end of the day,

[06:01:30] unhinged got her out of the house.

[06:01:33] Dude, how down bad though?

[06:01:34] I mean, she's wearing some design or shit,

[06:01:36] whatever, all that, and she's subletting

[06:01:37] her fucking basement when she's living

[06:01:40] with some other people.

[06:01:40] I mean, this is demonic.

[06:01:41] I mean, what the fuck?

[06:01:43] Are you the homeowner?

[06:01:45] Ah, so great question.

[06:01:46] That's a public record,

[06:01:47] and everybody can research that.

[06:01:49] Yes.

[06:01:49] So you are-

[06:01:50] Signing to her own business?

[06:01:51] It's public record.

[06:01:52] Anybody can research it.

[06:01:53] But are you the homeowner?

[06:01:54] Who's John Ashley?

[06:01:55] He's the homeowner.

[06:01:56] Oh, he's the homeowner.

[06:01:57] He's the homeowner.

[06:01:58] Wait, no, no.

[06:01:59] Wait.

[06:02:00] I get it.

[06:02:00] I'm still dumb.

[06:02:02] She's subletting it.

[06:02:03] I'm so dumb.

[06:02:04] So doesn't she have that?

[06:02:05] She's renting and subletting the basement.

[06:02:09] I mean, that's awful.

[06:02:11] She is fit to run for county commissioner.

[06:02:13] I'm good at creatively solving problems.

[06:02:15] And at the end of the day, I didn't physically harm

[06:02:17] anybody.

[06:02:17] I mean, I'm a silly goose.

[06:02:19] It's funny.

[06:02:20] She says she felt threatened.

[06:02:21] Well, she felt threatened.

[06:02:22] She said a lot of things.

[06:02:23] I've done nothing to be ashamed of,

[06:02:25] and I'm happy where my life is at.

[06:02:28] Ultimately, only Marissa and her friend, Michael Charles,

[06:02:30] held, faced criminal charges stemming from the incident.

[06:02:33] Marissa was initially charged with fifth degree assault,

[06:02:35] later amended to harassment for causing

[06:02:37] extreme emotional distress.

[06:02:38] She also faced one count of domestic assault

[06:02:40] by committing acts to cause fear of bodily harm,

[06:02:42] and one count of disorderly conduct,

[06:02:44] listing offensive, abusive,

[06:02:45] boisterous, noisy, and or obscene behavior.

[06:02:47] Michael held face 5th degree assault for his role in Marissa's actions, along with disorderly

[06:02:51] conduct.

[06:02:52] Michael eventually made a plea agreement and was fined $300 for disorderly conduct.

[06:02:56] In the months after the incident, Marissa was destroyed in her campaign for county commissioner,

[06:03:00] losing by more than 35% in one of the county's worst performances in a decade.

[06:03:04] While fighting her criminal case, she launched a civil lawsuit against Jacqueline.

[06:03:07] Hennepin County, the city of Edina.

[06:03:09] Edina police and several officers in their individual capacity.

[06:03:12] While a whole other video could be dedicated to her legal arguments, a post by Marissa

[06:03:15] indicating she uses chat gpt to represent herself while the court describes uh

[06:03:20] Yo, the arguments opposed by marisa indicating she uses

[06:03:26] Chat gpt to represent herself while the court describes some of her purported legals is that her car was cars that?

[06:03:33] Why is it fucking why why is it fucking slammed and and

[06:03:37] Citations as hallucinated can fit as a summary more than two years after the incident and with numerous delays

[06:03:42] Hey, I call her.

[06:04:01] Damn! No, she got hit with it.

[06:04:04] and is prohibited from possessing firearms.

[06:04:06] Her court finds and fees total over $1,000.

[06:04:08] Before reporting to jail,

[06:04:09] she posted that God would intervene in her sentence.

[06:04:11] My name's Murray.

[06:04:12] Okay, Jack.

[06:04:13] My guess is that she could have easily

[06:04:15] gone the way with a slap on the wrist, whatever,

[06:04:18] if she's locked in and corrected her behavior.

[06:04:20] She was probably a complete bitch,

[06:04:22] has to deal with it.

[06:04:23] And it was impossible to reason with it.

[06:04:25] And literally just could not fucking,

[06:04:27] and then she got the actual sentence.

[06:04:29] Probably has its next candidate.

[06:04:30] And God is an exception.

[06:04:31] I will not be falsely imprisoned tomorrow.

[06:04:33] So we're just stopping.

[06:04:34] I'm probably going to be right.

[06:04:36] It's the wrong voting, but that's quite alright.

[06:04:55] Well that's a plot twist.

[06:04:57] Um...

[06:04:58] Alright, hold on.

[06:05:02] Is that her tic-tac-tac?

[06:05:05] Do you see that?

[06:05:07] Do you see that?

[06:05:08] Do you see that?

[06:05:09] See?

[06:05:10] He did it multiple times, and this one.

[06:05:12] So, we'll be able to take care of it now.

[06:05:14] Don't ever see Tic-Tac-Tac again.

[06:05:16] Take care.

[06:05:17] Don't ever see Tic-Tac again.

[06:05:19] So, do you see that?

[06:05:21] Do you see that?

[06:05:22] Do you see that?

[06:05:23] See?

[06:05:24] Jesus.

[06:05:55] We're not going to answer any questions about an attorney. Malik, do not say a word, do not say a word.

[06:06:00] Okay.

[06:06:01] Okay.

[06:06:02] We need to...

[06:06:03] She has children?

[06:06:04] Yep.

[06:06:05] You're being detained.

[06:06:06] Okay, no problem.

[06:06:07] Malik, do not say a word.

[06:06:08] We need to listen to him.

[06:06:09] If I don't get your name, you will be placed in handcuffs and in the back of the car.

[06:06:13] Okay, somebody has an arrest system at ease.

[06:06:16] Are you with them?

[06:06:17] No.

[06:06:18] Would you just stay here so we have like a witness?

[06:06:20] Thank you so much.

[06:06:22] Yeah.

[06:06:23] I mean, I'm just fucking recording anyway, and I can't.

[06:06:27] I can't.

[06:06:28] Okay, well what about James Bort or whatever?

[06:06:41] Bort or Danny B?

[06:06:43] I'm gonna do that.

[06:06:45] You f**king idiot!

[06:06:47] You f**king idiot!

[06:06:49] Get out! Get out!

[06:06:51] 911 calls about a domestic disturbance trigger a chaotic scenario where one split-second decision by police will result in a shocking tragedy.

[06:07:01] No! No! No!

[06:07:05] On March 16th, 2024, police in Macomb, Illinois respond after residents at an apartment building report hearing screams from their neighbors.

[06:07:13] their neighbors. The guy at a T-juncture and he's holding his kid as a shield. Yeah,

[06:07:23] that's a good one. I mean guys, it's Vibe Nuke, but also a suitable one. Um, I mean, no,

[06:07:33] Yeah, we're saying it

[06:07:37] Yes, it's literally him quite literally

[06:07:43] All right, all right

[06:07:48] All right, I was gonna watch on me

[06:07:51] He's terrible

[06:07:54] You don't understand it sure

[06:07:58] Shirley

[06:08:00] No, no, no, I got you big you got me like I'm big way I say

[06:08:09] That's it

[06:08:12] I'm coming

[06:08:16] So man, uh looks kind of long

[06:08:27] Okay

[06:08:29] It was all bad and you can have some of that.

[06:08:31] What was that?

[06:08:33] Is that one bad?

[06:08:35] I'm scared.

[06:08:37] A man finds his roommate unresponsive, sparking an investigation that quickly takes a disturbing

[06:08:43] turn.

[06:08:44] As investigators revisit old body cam footage, they realize the truth has been staring them

[06:08:49] in the face all along, and the suspect's own recordings soon erase any doubt.

[06:08:54] Yeah, cameras in the house.

[06:08:56] Cameras everywhere.

[06:08:57] The following footage has never been seen before.

[06:09:00] On November 21st, 2024, first responders in West Virginia

[06:09:04] are a call from 47-year-old James Fowler, who found his roommate unresponsive.

[06:09:09] Michael first.

[06:09:10] Sure.

[06:09:12] Fire police!

[06:09:14] Wait, isn't it a tankerlet?

[06:09:16] Where is he?

[06:09:17] He's right here.

[06:09:18] All right. How long has he been down?

[06:09:21] He took off last night. He takes off every now and then.

[06:09:24] Okay, in this room for me so they can work 59 year old Robert Seager lies on the floor of his bedroom

[06:09:30] But he isn't just unresponsive. He's gravely injured with multiple fractures

[06:09:36] The law in your space whose hand every time

[06:09:40] Now many a time I was actually wrong

[06:09:43] Please don't call here. Where did he go? I have no idea black on the down by the railroad tracks over here

[06:09:49] It was proven to be right.

[06:09:54] Would you happen to know how long he's been like this?

[06:09:58] Right there on the floor.

[06:10:03] Did you hear him fall?

[06:10:05] Almost five years since it's been a jail mammal.

[06:10:08] He didn't see fall.

[06:10:10] How did he get on the floor?

[06:10:12] Wait, is it against?

[06:10:14] Okay, so you found him in bed and moved him to the floor?

[06:10:18] Robert is still conscious but barely clinging to life and as James fills in the details something doesn't quite add up

[06:10:48] And I didn't know how much to take stock of whatever, but obviously it was a big plow.

[06:10:53] And this kid upstairs got jumped over there on railroad tracks, so I didn't necessarily not believe it.

[06:10:59] According to James, Robert seemed fine last night, and it even helped him clear out the basement.

[06:11:03] Aside from some trouble walking up the stairs, there was little to suggest anything was seriously wrong.

[06:11:08] But his officers struggled to reconcile that story with the severity of Robert's injuries.

[06:11:13] One of them considers a way to prove his story.

[06:11:16] Jason's access to his kids.

[06:11:18] I think so.

[06:11:19] He mentioned he sees him coming.

[06:11:21] When I watch people, we find there is this dog shit behind them.

[06:11:25] He walks around with the insurance.

[06:11:27] Actually, it's trash.

[06:11:29] There's no way you watch that unharmonically.

[06:11:31] The home security cameras will soon play a critical role

[06:11:34] in piecing together what happened to Robert.

[06:11:36] For now, he's rushed to a local hospital for emergency treatment.

[06:11:40] I want to call the tech.

[06:11:41] Excuse me?

[06:11:42] Are we watching them make fun of them?

[06:11:43] and now that everything is kind of calmed down a little bit, like officer Easton was trying to get information in the moments,

[06:11:50] but there's not as much commotion, I understand you're probably still motivated.

[06:11:55] What you're good with, he's going to want to kind of sit down and get like an absolute timeline, it's just that she can have all the time.

[06:12:02] I'm not a motorist, I'm a traveler, like fuck off.

[06:12:08] I don't know.

[06:12:12] I'm a fucking lucky guy, actually.

[06:12:15] I'm a truck full of heart, you know?

[06:12:17] James speaks at length about Robert,

[06:12:19] whom he's known for over a decade.

[06:12:21] For most of that time, James has been in a relationship

[06:12:23] with Robert's sister, Teresa.

[06:12:25] I mean, Kate would never convince a jury of that,

[06:12:26] let's be honest.

[06:12:28] I mean, the guys hurt and all that,

[06:12:29] and these guys not calling for help

[06:12:30] or whatever, or anything.

[06:12:32] According to J.O.U.R.T. Teresa recently moved away.

[06:12:34] I mean, how would you convince anybody of this?

[06:12:35] a press state. James quickly took on the role of his caretaker.

[06:12:39] I said, you are my brother. I got you. You just rest. I said, I got you.

[06:12:44] Morish national traffic. Say the rest. I need a reply. But I just, I just said,

[06:12:50] I don't worry. I'll make sure you get there. I'll take good care of you.

[06:12:54] Don't ever worry. Just make sure you come back.

[06:12:57] Robert's sister, Teresa, then joins the conversation by speakerphone.

[06:13:00] But as she and James discuss Robert's recent struggles, suspicion only grows.

[06:13:06] How are you doing? Okay?

[06:13:08] I'm working on it.

[06:13:09] What's she doing?

[06:13:11] I'm working on it.

[06:13:13] Okay.

[06:13:13] She's got it since I did it.

[06:13:15] Robert's...

[06:13:16] I did take a beating.

[06:13:17] Yes, I did.

[06:13:19] I just looked at one of them.

[06:13:20] You said, no, I'm gonna stay down.

[06:13:22] They were starting to get on his own.

[06:13:24] Despite their concerns,

[06:13:26] starvation wouldn't explain the severe injuries to Robert's face.

[06:13:30] When asked again how Robert sustained his injuries,

[06:13:33] James repeats the story that Robert was jumped near the railroad tracks,

[06:13:37] but this time, he adds a new theory of his own.

[06:13:40] Again, I don't know how to take, you know, how much is true, how much isn't, like, he's

[06:13:45] clearly heard.

[06:13:46] Yeah.

[06:13:47] But did he go and ram himself against a tree?

[06:13:49] I don't know.

[06:13:50] You know what I mean?

[06:13:51] Is it possible?

[06:13:52] Yeah.

[06:13:53] It absolutely is.

[06:13:55] But his officers look around.

[06:13:56] They find unsettling evidence.

[06:13:57] These shares are kind of, they're kind of chill, but I think it makes you lazy.

[06:14:02] They're really called lazy boys.

[06:14:04] I don't know what to say.

[06:14:11] I don't know.

[06:14:16] James and Teresa are each interviewed separately, and their accounts of the night Robert was

[06:14:20] injured will soon be tested against critical evidence.

[06:14:24] For now, investigators speak to an acquaintance of both Robert and James, who describes the

[06:14:28] the latter is anything but a caregiver.

[06:14:31] I didn't like him right away.

[06:14:32] He's, I don't know, he's like always pissed off.

[06:14:36] I would say he's definitely a narcissist.

[06:14:38] Like, I thought I met that narcissist before in my life.

[06:14:41] But he's definitely, the guy, as soon as he wakes up,

[06:14:44] never stops talking.

[06:14:45] It's always about how crazy he is about everything.

[06:14:48] He treats his girlfriend like, he prays on his people.

[06:14:52] As investigators dig deeper, they realize that

[06:14:55] he's a different kind of guy.

[06:14:55] I think we're some of the best.

[06:14:56] is that I am, there's a massive difference.

[06:14:58] There's a difference between somebody who's rooted in the truth.

[06:15:01] But I mean, my feet are in and around like this.

[06:15:06] I saw what's best for Jess.

[06:15:09] Interacted with Robbie a month ago, October 22nd, 2024.

[06:15:16] And the way he's talking, like he's terrified of you

[06:15:18] in that video.

[06:15:19] One month earlier, Westbrook officers

[06:15:21] responded to an altercation between James and Robert

[06:15:24] on a public street.

[06:15:25] one officer who was quick to notice that Robert had a black eye.

[06:15:28] Do you want rescue for your face?

[06:15:30] Uh, no, no, I'm good.

[06:15:31] When did that happen?

[06:15:32] Uh, last night.

[06:15:33] Last night?

[06:15:34] Yes.

[06:15:34] OK.

[06:15:35] What happened to cause that?

[06:15:37] Uh, just, just, I, I, uh, not answering.

[06:15:42] I, I didn't hear them.

[06:15:44] I didn't answer, and, uh, both of us got him.

[06:15:48] Took off.

[06:15:49] So are you guys long-term friends or having no friends?

[06:15:52] Uh, uh, I've known them for about 13, 14 years.

[06:15:55] about that. So you typically hang out and no issues or the always issues? Uh,

[06:16:04] uh, sometimes it just, uh, just me not showing respect. That's all. What do you

[06:16:12] mean by not showing respect? Well, not answering them promptly when he asked

[06:16:16] me a question.

[06:16:18] Yeah, that's pretty much. Do you think his response is appropriate? Uh,

[06:16:23] Well, I know that God answering him is uncalled for and I just didn't think of it at the time

[06:16:37] because I was...

[06:16:38] I know what they do, I'm smiling, I'm picking up some scoots on my pants.

[06:16:44] Robert told the officers he just wanted to go to a homeless shelter for the night to

[06:16:48] get some distance from James.

[06:16:50] James interjected and Robert quickly changed his mind.

[06:16:52] After reviewing the past encounter, the detective can't help but draw concerning parallels.

[06:17:19] You know what it reminded me of? It reminded me of like a battered wife, like a domestic

[06:17:24] violence person who's in a domestic violence situation. He was terrified of me, and I wasn't

[06:17:31] terrified of me. He loved me.

[06:17:32] But the detective isn't finished, because this wasn't the only encounter.

[06:17:36] I saw a video. He walked in that lobby in June of 2024.

[06:17:39] Yes.

[06:17:40] Okay. Again, his eyes are f***ed up. And he said that he's really has raccoon eyes

[06:17:45] all the time. So I don't know.

[06:17:46] What does that mean?

[06:17:48] Five months earlier, Robert walked into a police station seeking help.

[06:17:52] His face bore strikingly similar markings.

[06:17:55] So what can I help you with?

[06:17:56] Well, um,

[06:17:59] leave my room, and we just got into an argument and, uh,

[06:18:05] for me disrespecting him so speak. And, uh,

[06:18:10] he said, well, basically he threw, basically he threw me out.

[06:18:15] I don't have anywhere to go. And I don't know of any,

[06:18:17] I don't know, same place, stay or just leave.

[06:18:22] Well, surely he resigned today at one location.

[06:18:24] Uh, no.

[06:18:25] Just curious, because I see that you have bruising in your eyes and everything like that.

[06:18:28] I'll walk into a door.

[06:18:30] You walked into a door?

[06:18:31] Okay.

[06:18:32] He was asked about it, and he gave this what-s**t story about walking into a doorknob or something because he was terrified of you.

[06:18:39] I just said because he was terrified of you, you walked into a doorknob?

[06:18:41] I'm saying because I could see it. I could see it on his face.

[06:18:44] I could see it on his face on that video a month ago, and I could see it on his face.

[06:18:48] Alright, alright, she was out.

[06:18:50] Robbie plays the victim stance all the time.

[06:18:53] Robert told the officer that James kicked him out of his apartment.

[06:18:56] When asked whose name is on the lease, Robert confirmed that it's just his own name.

[06:19:01] So, how did he kick you out of your own apartment?

[06:19:04] Yo, yo, what's up with these people leasing houses and thinking that they own the world?

[06:19:08] Buddy, you're a fucking pawn.

[06:19:10] You're a pawn.

[06:19:11] I like all of us.

[06:19:13] and we get there and then we can have you guys hash it out

[06:19:17] and then you don't have to leave your apartment.

[06:19:20] I think it's beyond hashing out, honestly.

[06:19:23] Because you can't, if your name's on the lease

[06:19:27] and if his name's not on the lease...

[06:19:29] It's anymore of that.

[06:19:31] He owes me back my bills sometimes.

[06:19:33] I hear you, I understand that.

[06:19:35] But I don't want to get any kind of physical or all that.

[06:19:38] That's even worse, the other guy acts like he's the fucking king

[06:19:41] He's an actual fucking, he's a vagabond.

[06:19:45] I mean, he's a couch potato.

[06:19:48] I just want to get the heck out of here, I just want to get myself real safe, I mean,

[06:19:52] get the heck out of here, so to speak, no offense to the state.

[06:19:55] No, I hear you, trust me, I hear you, I just, I just want to leave, period, you know.

[06:20:03] We'll see if we can get in contact with the shelter or see if we can figure something

[06:20:08] out with your apartment and everything like that.

[06:20:10] Wait, wait, I mean, what?

[06:20:15] Fuck that!

[06:20:16] Dude, if anybody's gonna be kicked out,

[06:20:18] it'll be the other, these laws,

[06:20:20] if I speak I'm gonna get really mad at it.

[06:20:22] I really don't feel like going back to the apartment

[06:20:25] because I know it's gonna be...

[06:20:28] Are you like fearful for your personal safety

[06:20:31] with them and stuff like that?

[06:20:32] Is that?

[06:20:33] I don't know, kinda sort of, you know?

[06:20:35] Kinda sorta?

[06:20:35] Okay.

[06:20:36] Hey, if somebody's scared for his safety,

[06:20:38] and he's renting or owns the place.

[06:20:41] The person who is under that hierarchy

[06:20:44] who is lower on that scale should get the fuck out.

[06:20:47] It should be, the one that's kicked out.

[06:20:48] It should be by order of how close you are

[06:20:51] to owning the house.

[06:20:52] But honestly, I just, I'm done with it.

[06:20:57] You know, after five years, I'm done.

[06:20:59] I don't know, it's not like that,

[06:21:01] it's as I should be.

[06:21:02] This is not a sister for help getting away

[06:21:03] from James for the night,

[06:21:04] but it's his own sister who would later play

[06:21:06] shocking role in keeping the truth of his injuries away from investigators as the interview

[06:21:11] with James continues the detective draws a conclusion that leaves him on edge.

[06:21:15] Let me ask you this, did he have any friends, any women in his life, romantic, um, did he

[06:21:24] have any visitors?

[06:21:25] He didn't want to do it then.

[06:21:26] He was just scared.

[06:21:27] The only person he ever saw was his doctor.

[06:21:30] Okay, it's just you and him in that world dude and he was beat up so I know you had at some point

[06:21:39] Okay, and if I did right or whatever

[06:21:45] I and it's usually like you guys are trying to find something

[06:21:48] I'm not trying to find anything but the truth right though James adamantly denies ever laying a hand on Robert

[06:21:54] Investigators spoke with a witness whose account contradicts his claim

[06:21:58] So did you ever see him get him a black eye?

[06:22:01] Chad! Chad! They should have went for the classic strategy of giving him a lesser alternative story that still gets him to the point they can't get out of.

[06:22:08] Which is like, oh maybe he gets into some fight or some scuffle and then you hit him and then you didn't know he was hurt or whatever and then you get to that certain that he's fine.

[06:22:16] Yeah, you just know that. You just haven't hit him.

[06:22:18] Well, this is Digi.

[06:22:19] I just admired my business. You know what I mean? It was in my business.

[06:22:22] Right, yeah, no.

[06:22:24] And he basically, he was like his little house, I guess.

[06:22:27] One time they were standing there and they were going,

[06:22:29] I mean, he popped him in the face and gave him a black eye.

[06:22:32] And then like when they were arguing, he went and stopped

[06:22:35] and he just like grabbed a hold of him and choked him.

[06:22:38] In addition, she says that James would constantly

[06:22:40] monitor Robert when he was alone,

[06:22:42] never allowing him out of his sight.

[06:22:44] And he had cameras in the house.

[06:22:46] Cameras everywhere in the house.

[06:22:49] And he would like set them up and see what he was doing

[06:22:51] and listen to all of them.

[06:22:53] How would he remember how he would monitor that?

[06:22:55] On his phone.

[06:22:56] On his phone?

[06:22:56] Yeah.

[06:22:58] Yeah, he was like, psycho all over the cameras.

[06:23:00] It's these cameras that would reveal the truth

[06:23:03] and ultimately lead to his downfall.

[06:23:06] As the case continues, investigators

[06:23:08] learn that Robert has tragically succumbed

[06:23:09] to his injuries at the hospital,

[06:23:11] determined to uncover the truth of what led to his death.

[06:23:14] They question Robert's sister, Teresa.

[06:23:17] I'm guessing that you've spoken with the hospital.

[06:23:20] Yes, I did.

[06:23:21] Okay, I'm sorry for your loss.

[06:23:24] Yeah, me too, you know, there's so much that,

[06:23:29] you know, I didn't know about it.

[06:23:34] I wouldn't know, I wouldn't make sure

[06:23:36] that he kept up with himself.

[06:23:38] According to police records,

[06:23:39] Teresa claims the hospital told her

[06:23:41] that her brother had died from a heart attack

[06:23:43] along with kidney and liver failure.

[06:23:45] But detectives know the truth is far worse.

[06:23:48] After attending Robert's autopsy,

[06:23:50] investigators confront James with the evidence.

[06:23:53] I will tell you this, they did an autopsy on him.

[06:23:56] Good.

[06:23:57] Okay, and he was beat up bad.

[06:23:59] Physically beat up bad.

[06:24:01] He was assaulted bad, bad.

[06:24:04] Okay, and it's just-

[06:24:06] Not that I don't know more, it's just what-

[06:24:09] Now taking care of somebody like you're describing

[06:24:12] sounds frustrating as hell.

[06:24:14] It does.

[06:24:15] And if you told me that you tagged him every now and

[06:24:18] them, I don't know if I'd blink yet, okay? But what I'm telling you is there's a difference

[06:24:23] between getting mad and crying to somebody every time that sometimes it might deserve it and

[06:24:30] intentionally wanting to kill somebody. There's no other person from where I sit right here

[06:24:37] unless I hear a logical explanation.

[06:24:39] Yeah, it's not wrong. He's doing that. I just sit there. He's doing the ultimate

[06:24:44] It's lesser story.

[06:24:46] So lock him on a story where he does hit him.

[06:24:48] Other than you, how can a punch cause all that?

[06:24:52] I don't think it was a punch, dude.

[06:24:55] This is ridiculous.

[06:24:56] This is more than a punch.

[06:24:58] Robert suffered multiple facial fractures,

[06:25:00] including breaks to his nose, cheekbone,

[06:25:02] the roof of his mouth, and his left eye socket.

[06:25:05] According to a press release, Robert's cause of death

[06:25:07] was blunt force trauma injuries,

[06:25:09] and the manner of death was ruled a homicide.

[06:25:12] As investigators try to determine whether James is capable of murder,

[06:25:16] someone who knew him makes a deeply disturbing allegation.

[06:25:19] Would you put it past him to have an anger so bad that he would kill somebody?

[06:25:24] Uh, no. I know for a fact he's the man who got lost.

[06:25:27] Oh, that's so sad.

[06:25:29] He claims that the dog was not listening to James,

[06:25:32] and as a punishment, James tied the dog up in the shower with no slack in his leash.

[06:25:36] When James returned, the dog was dead.

[06:25:39] That's so sad.

[06:25:41] That's horrible, man.

[06:25:43] So yeah, I think you could definitely kill the person.

[06:25:45] With James clinging to his denials,

[06:25:47] investigators turn to the evidence

[06:25:48] they found in his apartment.

[06:25:50] Do you have any explanation on how there's so much blood

[06:25:52] on that wall, both sides near that chair in the corner

[06:25:55] and your TV?

[06:25:56] But they did it themselves.

[06:25:57] It would be consistent with blood coming out of a body.

[06:26:00] Blood force trauma at medium velocity,

[06:26:02] I think, is what they explained it as.

[06:26:04] Right.

[06:26:04] Blood force, you mean with a weapon?

[06:26:07] Not necessarily a weapon.

[06:26:09] Just, just, get punched, get punched, slide.

[06:26:13] I'm all in to say you were just down with that guy to rob.

[06:26:17] You understand?

[06:26:17] I could not do that to rob.

[06:26:18] Well, if there's blood sprayed all over the wall,

[06:26:22] then I understand you're going to believe what you want to believe.

[06:26:23] I'm telling you, you picked yourself a lot.

[06:26:25] But at least to the point where I-

[06:26:26] I'm telling you, that's not going to take anything back.

[06:26:28] OK.

[06:26:29] Something else that officers saw at the crime scene

[06:26:31] left them convinced there was more to the story

[06:26:33] than they'd been led to believe.

[06:26:35] I've seen that.

[06:26:37] Yeah, pictures of that.

[06:26:40] Yourself as well, yeah.

[06:26:43] What about the bleach bottles in your house?

[06:26:45] Right.

[06:26:47] Did you buy that to clean up the blood?

[06:26:49] No, buy what?

[06:26:51] What bleach bottles?

[06:26:53] Bro, it's like rewarding RC cars and a bunch of bullshit in his house, but he's a cleaner, okay?

[06:26:57] Rob, he's usually the one that mobs the floor upstairs.

[06:27:00] I need an explanation, dude, because from right now it looks like you beat your head in the sky to kill him.

[06:27:05] I certainly am not going to go to jail.

[06:27:07] Oh, OK.

[06:27:08] What would somebody do?

[06:27:09] Oh, my brother died.

[06:27:10] Fortunately for detectives, they don't need a confession

[06:27:13] to expose the harrowing truth.

[06:27:15] Instead, they turn to the home security footage

[06:27:18] and compare what they see and hear on camera

[06:27:20] to the accounts that both Teresa and James first shared

[06:27:23] regarding Robert's injuries.

[06:27:25] The night police were called to the apartment,

[06:27:27] James told investigators that Robert was clearly injured

[06:27:30] and he spoke to him with concern.

[06:27:33] I'm like, I'm your brother, bro. You don't have to worry. I said, if you're really hurting or whatever, I said, I'm gonna call an ambulance. You just wait right there. I said, you relax.

[06:27:42] However, the home security footage tells a completely different story.

[06:27:45] Can you just get up and start moving? Just don't give up. Just keep trying, dude. You'll be all right, I promise.

[06:27:55] In the footage, James is speaking over the phone with Robert's sister, Teresa.

[06:27:59] The fact is, I don't control Ron.

[06:28:04] Only when he pisses me off, and right now, I don't feel like he's giving a f***ing head

[06:28:10] no matter what.

[06:28:11] And that's all I need.

[06:28:12] Yeah.

[06:28:13] You know, I could be a lawyer.

[06:28:14] I don't need to be a lawyer right now.

[06:28:15] F*** you.

[06:28:16] Sandpaper room.

[06:28:17] You know, I wish my time you were on the guy.

[06:28:18] I won't say it.

[06:28:19] James tried to call the ambulance, and Rob said, no.

[06:28:20] I heard that myself, because we were on the phone.

[06:28:21] I don't know what to do.

[06:28:22] I don't know what to do.

[06:28:23] I don't know what to do.

[06:28:24] I don't know what to do.

[06:28:25] I don't know what to do.

[06:28:26] I don't know what to do.

[06:28:27] I don't know what to do.

[06:28:28] We were on the phone talking, and I heard that myself.

[06:28:31] Rob said, no, I don't want to go to the hospital.

[06:28:34] Listen, I'm a police officer, Ambrose.

[06:28:38] We all know this woman.

[06:28:39] She has an evening, and she's going to be there.

[06:28:43] I mean, what is this person doing?

[06:28:47] My brother was a stubborn, high-fledged man.

[06:28:50] He wouldn't ask for help.

[06:28:53] According to James, he left into action

[06:28:54] once he went to check on Robert

[06:28:56] and saw that he wasn't breathing.

[06:29:26] I can't tell if he's breathing or not.

[06:29:28] Yeah, but if he's not, what do I do?

[06:29:31] I can't tell if he's breathing or not.

[06:29:36] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[06:29:39] Hey, am I to you, lady?

[06:29:41] The fuck is wrong with this person, man?

[06:29:43] Is it going up or down?

[06:29:45] Yo, what in the cow is this?

[06:29:47] I'm still breathing.

[06:29:49] I'm still breathing.

[06:29:55] He called and said, you just got to me up.

[06:29:57] I just got to go home and I was all great.

[06:29:59] James can then be seen walking through the kitchen

[06:30:02] carrying what appears to be a hammer or mallet.

[06:30:04] But I've learned he's talking about me and not me

[06:30:08] because he's got marks on me on it.

[06:30:11] Was that a mallet?

[06:30:13] That's all he wants, Jones.

[06:30:15] You're right, I'm here.

[06:30:18] You're up there.

[06:30:19] See, you're still breathing.

[06:30:21] Somebody set it up.

[06:30:22] He wasn't doing good.

[06:30:23] He really couldn't get out.

[06:30:25] Their conversation continued even after the police left the apartment.

[06:30:46] Less than two weeks after Robert's death,

[06:30:49] officers secure a warrant for James's arrest and call him from outside his

[06:30:53] apartment.

[06:30:54] Hey James, it's Connor with the State Police again, are you?

[06:30:57] Well, I'm in it then.

[06:30:58] OK.

[06:31:01] Hey, so I came over to the apartment

[06:31:02] and I'm out in the parking lot.

[06:31:03] Would you mind just coming out and chat with me tonight?

[06:31:05] My schedule's so waxed.

[06:31:07] I just need to be chat with you tonight.

[06:31:09] This is giving me OTK energy.

[06:31:13] Can I get, like, three minutes of your time?

[06:31:17] I can give you what I can give you.

[06:31:18] All right.

[06:31:20] I'll go now.

[06:31:21] That's fine.

[06:31:22] All right, I'm right out in the lot.

[06:31:23] It's freezing out moments later James is outside meeting them face to face

[06:31:43] Location evaded them to resist is just tasting in the fucking facial. I mean

[06:31:48] I'm not saying that that would be the right thing to do.

[06:31:52] Following his arrest, they laid the foot down for two reasons.

[06:31:55] They made sure stance clear.

[06:31:57] James beat up Robbie.

[06:32:00] No, James beat up Robbie.

[06:32:02] No, no, no, I'm telling you, OK?

[06:32:04] Think of me.

[06:32:04] James beat up Robbie.

[06:32:07] And has been beating him up for quite a period of time.

[06:32:12] James, excuse me.

[06:32:14] Believe that.

[06:32:14] I'm sorry?

[06:32:15] What's that?

[06:32:16] I don't believe that.

[06:32:17] I know it's hard for you to believe and I know it's not what you want to hear.

[06:32:20] I know he did it.

[06:32:21] James and I were on the phone constantly.

[06:32:24] I wanted to work with you.

[06:32:26] Yeah, yeah, but she literally said it.

[06:32:29] She said it.

[06:32:30] And then, oh and tell me, found him like that.

[06:32:33] Like I feel like if he dies or whatever, like, bro, literally fucking helping him on the

[06:32:38] flight, I mean, what?

[06:32:40] Oh!

[06:32:41] So it's a good chance for Samara to go back.

[06:32:45] So it's a good chance that I would be in trouble with her.

[06:32:48] Teresa tells the detective that her brother was no angel

[06:32:51] and that caring for him was a burden on both her and James.

[06:32:54] Well, it made our lives a living hell.

[06:32:57] But for the detective, the truth is and always has been

[06:33:00] written on Robert's face.

[06:33:02] I think he made James mad and he suffered for it.

[06:33:08] Ultimately, he's the real victim here.

[06:33:10] According to court documents, James Fowler was charged with the

[06:33:13] Praved Indifference Murder. He later accepted a deal, pleading guilty to the reduced charge of manslaughter,

[06:33:19] as well as an additional count of cruelty to animals.

[06:33:22] He was sentenced to a total of 30 years in prison with eight years suspended,

[06:33:26] plus three years of probation. James sent a letter to the judge in December of 2025,

[06:33:32] stating that his sentence was too harsh for what he was charged with and requesting

[06:33:36] post-conviction relief, you know, you know, and I enjoy all that to fucking send some some

[06:33:42] a Hamilton fucking letter on some paper like it's gonna matter.

[06:33:46] Robert's sister Teresa was not charged with any crimes in relation to this case.

[06:33:50] Watch our full videos as they were originally made with no randomly muted

[06:33:55] Wait, hold on, hold on.

[06:33:57] Robert's sister Teresa was not charged with any crimes in relation to this case.

[06:34:01] But why not though?

[06:34:02] of full videos as they were originally made with no randomly muted words or

[06:34:07] deep as a gross negligence or like fucking aiding or tort or tampering or

[06:34:15] fucking whatever like I mean she really tried to orchestrate how this guy would

[06:34:24] not be guilty I mean but too much police work and then why do all that shit

[06:34:30] when you can get a coffee and a donut on sale. Like, if you get a combo, I mean, fuck that.

[06:34:37] You know what I mean? He's fat.

[06:34:40] Yee-haw. Anyway.

[06:34:49] If you told him to call the ambulance, yeah, but there's more to the story though.

[06:34:53] You've been in the part where she says, um, yeah, you've been seeing some parts, man.

[06:35:00] They'll come back in the future.

[06:35:08] It is a criminal offense before you do anything.

[06:35:12] Right?

[06:35:13] What do we do?

[06:35:14] Yeah, what do we do?

[06:35:15] We didn't we don't.

[06:35:16] Yeah.

[06:35:17] But cameras cameras.

[06:35:18] Yeah.

[06:35:19] I know we've been here.

[06:35:20] All right.

[06:35:21] Two years.

[06:35:22] Nothing happened.

[06:35:23] Yeah.

[06:35:24] Yeah.

[06:35:25] What is their main cause in the Walmart?

[06:35:26] Yo, they go and terrorize the place.

[06:35:28] I don't get it.

[06:35:29] Chad they keep going to this place and just be fucking annoying.

[06:35:33] Come on, before we got here, they want you firmly trespassed.

[06:35:36] So what all need you to do is write your first name,

[06:35:38] your last name, your date of birth, your address,

[06:35:40] and phone number.

[06:35:41] But listen, I got a store in here.

[06:35:44] Where?

[06:35:45] Where's your store at?

[06:35:46] At the corner over there.

[06:35:47] You want me to go over there?

[06:35:49] Well, we can talk about what over there is.

[06:35:50] Give me a name, date of birth, date of birth, bro.

[06:35:53] No, my store over there, bro.

[06:35:55] My store over there.

[06:35:56] What store do you have?

[06:35:57] Look, the piece I stole, bro.

[06:35:59] What?

[06:36:01] You can ask the owner.

[06:36:03] Can we just leave?

[06:36:05] What?

[06:36:07] Right now, I got on a freighter leave.

[06:36:09] Hey partner, what about me?

[06:36:11] No, we can't sleep.

[06:36:15] Start, start.

[06:36:17] My store over there, bro.

[06:36:19] What store do you have?

[06:36:21] The pizza store, bro.

[06:36:23] I've worked over there.

[06:36:25] You work over there?

[06:36:27] Is this CEO of Pizza Hut? No, he's not.

[06:36:31] What the fuck are you talking about? No, he's not.

[06:36:38] What he keeps saying he is, I don't think he is.

[06:36:42] But he doesn't own the Pizza Hut. Like, what's he saying?

[06:36:48] He's a CEO of Pizza Hut. That's cap.

[06:36:52] He owned that franchise store, fuck that!

[06:37:00] There is no shop, actually!

[06:37:06] Or called for the cops, that's fucked up.

[06:37:10] Uh...

[06:37:11] I'm going to certainly trespass y'all from Wal-Mart, y'all come back.

[06:37:25] What is the meaning of power?

[06:37:32] Call Kaia.

[06:37:35] How are tripping?

[06:37:42] Did it stress passing?

[06:37:47] Oh my god.

[06:37:52] Oh

[06:37:57] My Lord call me who the fuck is he talking to

[06:38:06] Is it non-verbal

[06:38:22] You make the main to the afterlater

[06:38:26] I'm gonna make I'm gonna put my burner check

[06:38:29] I'm gonna put a set of this on you like this

[06:38:31] I don't think I saw pork I'm so there

[06:38:33] I'm gonna go and put this on you like this

[06:38:35] I'm gonna go and put this on you like this

[06:38:43] I didn't say what you said, what you said

[06:38:45] I didn't say what you said

[06:38:47] I'm like here's a like B3

[06:38:52] I

[06:39:10] Know the cops are fake

[06:39:52] I know I'm the outrage Andy, but it's a, it's a, it's a pretty

[06:39:57] it's just, it's just going to bad any kids. Like I get it.

[06:40:01] You can fill anybody you want, but like certainly the cops, right?

[06:40:04] But like it clearly makes the cop look like they're doing something wrong.

[06:40:11] If a private institute wants to do trespass, your trespass,

[06:40:16] they enforce the law and they, they just do, they have to do it.

[06:40:20] What does it, what does they going to do?

[06:40:22] Oh, no, people are allowed to be in your store.

[06:40:27] They don't need a reason to be like...

[06:40:31] They don't need a reason. It's just a jizz mess.

[06:40:52] Yeah, yeah, who is this new character?

[06:40:57] Is he non verbal?

[06:41:01] I've never watched a guy that before.

[06:41:04] Actually?

[06:41:08] Oh my god, I'm getting so fucking irritated right now.

[06:41:12] Oh my god.

[06:41:15] I'm supposed to get some blood.

[06:41:17] I am so cute!

[06:41:24] This should be you, Cookie and Omi after last night's criminal negligence.

[06:41:29] Free the kids and lock up the juice man on my mama.

[06:41:32] No, we're not doing any more games with prompts like that, with people like that. That's too far.

[06:41:40] Wow, bro.

[06:41:41] Wait, so anyway, we can get the ampinge?

[06:41:44] It's another one of the edge.

[06:41:46] and they gave you something in explicit writing and this particular store manager

[06:41:51] gave you something in explicit writing we're sending to the normal fast-passing.

[06:41:55] Okay, no more one more segments!

[06:42:04] How many years?

[06:42:05] Forever.

[06:42:07] You were permanently named.

[06:42:10] Wow.

[06:42:11] I

[06:42:18] In this situation

[06:42:23] She's a man this this t-ball the tiktok farm

[06:42:33] Besides this course anyone who's watching they can deal with it

[06:42:36] They know let's do the tier list but when we do the tier list we should like brutally just be like rude and just like

[06:42:42] They just put like people that shouldn't be like you know saying just make people mad. Let's get our clips out

[06:42:46] Fuck the actual tier list. Let's fuck it. Just raise bait

[06:42:51] Only can't open Twitter after that

[06:43:01] Jack Jack I had his couch before it was cool

[06:43:06] when he puts it like he's right he's right he's right um amazing it was

[06:43:16] they're cool and I was cool there's a big it went viral on fucking Twitter

[06:43:21] whatever but I actually for years you'll add the actual original because it's

[06:43:25] it's like a designer couch whatever and then it ended up being copied and it

[06:43:29] ended up being like it went viral on some fucking Twitter post and then

[06:43:33] everybody was getting knocked off of it. Fuck you, I won't give you shit. It's a rushy

[06:43:40] boboise what it is. I'm ready to play some video games. Still not lost.

[06:44:03] watch my videos and I'll tell you what you're going to see in a minute.

[06:44:07] But this is to better understand what fighting in these environments actually means.

[06:44:11] How soldiers move, how they adapt, and how they survive.

[06:44:18] Yeah, I saw this. Um, you know what I guess, if you saw this game,

[06:44:22] so this is the beginning that it's cool when you, when you, when you buy it

[06:44:25] and start playing it, but I have to be honest with you,

[06:44:28] it, it's something that's janky.

[06:44:31] Is that, it's kind of like, all the, all the, all the things that are know, are

[06:44:35] annoying and Tarkov or all 10 times more annoying and ends up being kind of

[06:44:41] tedious to play it. Like, you're going to, you aim a,

[06:44:45] down the first blow will be accurate and then it will go,

[06:44:51] and you're hoping that one of the shots as you're recoiling it lines up

[06:44:55] again and it shoots again.

[06:44:57] Probably I like it you're doing this like well look at a shit

[06:45:01] It's worse when you play it

[06:45:05] We studied hundreds of times like drone recording. I get it. It's the points, but

[06:45:10] Like it's not it doesn't be not very replayable. Like you play for an hour. It's funny

[06:45:15] You also have a time to speak with veterans to better understand their experiences

[06:45:21] Like dude, like I mean I'm serious

[06:45:24] I mean, I'm proud to present to you the

[06:45:26] Trutches

[06:45:34] Ever built for body cam the map is divided into two different environments and on one side

[06:45:39] We have a dense forest area

[06:45:41] I don't see anything that's real, I get it

[06:45:43] It's just why people play games more than it

[06:45:45] Than other reason

[06:45:47] Because it's replayable

[06:45:49] It gets tedious after a while

[06:45:51] a completely devastated battlefield where explosions have destroyed most of them

[06:45:55] uh...

[06:45:57] uh...

[06:45:58] uh... wait, it's gonna be some fucking...

[06:46:10] like, dude!

[06:46:21] Oh my god, you're gonna be so stupid.

[06:46:24] Oh my god, you're gonna be so stupid.

[06:46:27] One more one around there, go.

[06:46:28] I'm gonna go.

[06:46:30] I'm gonna go.

[06:46:33] I'm gonna go.

[06:46:37] I'm gonna go.

[06:46:42] I'm gonna go.

[06:46:47] Alright, bro.

[06:46:49] Alright, bro.

[06:47:01] XQCL.

[06:47:03] Like.

[06:47:05] It's been good on me, I enjoy playing it.

[06:47:18] Like, dude, I'm telling you, it's demonic in the way, like how annoying is the shooter.

[06:47:28] Dude!

[06:47:29] Stop with the TK, man!

[06:47:33] A horror game like this would be cool.

[06:47:36] Alright, good with you.

[06:47:37] But they had it last time.

[06:47:39] That was fun though. I did that map.

[06:47:41] They had some hard shots.

[06:47:43] You either rush the hallways or you peek across the map and it's pretty hard.

[06:47:49] I

[06:48:00] Think I'm not that bad at the game like that. It's just hard to shoot properly

[06:48:12] The fuck what is that doing

[06:48:19] What the fuck was that?

[06:48:22] I wasn't thinking about a green square.

[06:48:24] Yeah, are you the devil?

[06:48:34] Update, yeah?

[06:48:37] Yeah, yeah, my bad, bro.

[06:48:39] It's not like that, click it fast, if you'll.

[06:48:43] And he gets fucking...

[06:48:49] I'm gonna go to the left, I'm gonna go to the right

[06:48:51] I'm coming

[06:48:53] Wait, wait, I'm going to help you, I'm going to help you

[06:49:05] Push, push, push

[06:49:12] I'm in

[06:49:13] Are you gonna get him?

[06:49:15] I

[06:49:18] Got four kills. Yeah

[06:49:25] I think we're trying to

[06:49:35] We could play

[06:49:38] Yeah

[06:49:40] Uh, yeah, we should play now.

[06:49:42] We didn't get to play as they.

[06:49:44] OK.

[06:49:45] Uh, that patch is in a week.

[06:49:47] If you want to play it for like an hour for fun.

[06:49:49] No, I'll play it.

[06:49:50] I'll play until it's not fun.

[06:49:51] I mean, I have to love a lot of fun

[06:49:52] but being able to play it is pretty fun.

[06:49:54] Like, did you see that knight that's going to dank it?

[06:49:56] I'm going to find out if he put it in.

[06:49:58] Did he see it put it in at night?

[06:49:59] I actually scared it.

[06:50:00] It's a natural horror game.

[06:50:01] Look at this shit.

[06:50:03] I was just playing with Dean like two minutes ago.

[06:50:05] Play with it?

[06:50:06] Yeah, he just told me he was going to play that.

[06:50:08] he was showing me that patch

[06:50:11] that's cool

[06:50:12] they have like zombie mode and show like that now apparently i don't know if it's good

[06:50:15] well i don't know wait the game can be a night time or i've never seen that

[06:50:18] yeah you can use a flashlight because they don't know where you're at so you have to like flash it

[06:50:22] that's cool though

[06:50:25] take truck off

[06:50:29] like look how nice the lighting is

[06:50:32] the lighting is like

[06:50:33] it's cool right?

[06:50:37] No, that's great, I mean, yeah, I'm excited to play the new update, a little bit, it looks fun.

[06:50:46] You should play Tarkov.

[06:50:48] I feel like Tarkov, the only players that are left to play the game as I play it most of the time,

[06:50:55] is you have hyperchads that have 10,000 hours or people that have like 10 hours.

[06:51:01] Like, there's no more in between anymore.

[06:51:03] Like it's the most cancerous fucking rat fucks that know every single thing about the game

[06:51:09] They do these weird movements and people that are absolute dogs at the game like also in my opinion if you're not playing

[06:51:17] If you're not playing on a wife day, it's not fun. Yeah playing a month late into the wife

[06:51:22] You're like nice. I think this guy's 17 times

[06:51:24] Yeah, and he tanked it and I have no stamina and he made it to the resort faster than me because I can run three times further

[06:51:30] like okay buddy you do like it's like a multiple headshots and you're not even

[06:51:34] getting damage or over damage you're getting fucking ricochets and fucking

[06:51:38] deflects like okay but you were like oh cope no I'm good at talking about it's just

[06:51:46] the game is is like I'm either playing on the first day of life or I'm not

[06:51:52] I've been playing it a little bit by myself, but I enjoy playing it.

[06:52:01] But yeah, there's some things in the game that have changed.

[06:52:04] I think games isn't a good spot, I just don't enjoy playing it that much.

[06:52:07] I can only get two rates per day at most.

[06:52:10] I get more.

[06:52:11] I went to the category and I asked my friends who still stream the game full time, and

[06:52:14] I said, should I play this wipe?

[06:52:15] And they said no.

[06:52:16] Wait, why is it hyperactive?

[06:52:17] the rarest thing I have to do is ever on donuts and meat.

[06:52:21] What the fuck?

[06:52:22] I thought I could do it just crashed.

[06:52:25] What was that thing?

[06:52:28] Yeah, I had to just find the other time and fucking labs.

[06:52:34] Yeah, I remember that.

[06:52:37] I thought I was walking loot box on labs when you were playing hyper when I was

[06:52:42] kid.

[06:52:43] I mean the last lot is to be fun. No, it's not fun

[06:52:47] True actually true. I

[06:52:50] Used to play only last way. I'm not kidding. I should never I didn't know about talk of that much. I only knew about labs

[06:52:57] Apparently that there is new boss. I guess look what a mod send me today

[06:53:01] Moses

[06:53:06] Moses

[06:53:08] Any chance Daisy also you fell off plus ratio plus l buddy I own you

[06:53:18] And when Mark still streaming that game

[06:53:24] What

[06:53:34] What the fuck

[06:53:38] What the fuck are you doing?

[06:53:40] What the fuck are you doing?

[06:53:42] Okay, what people don't realize is like talk out of the ultimate rage-bait game because if you're watching on stream

[06:53:47] It looks like you're just bad. Yeah, but when you're playing it. It's like you're on ice skates. Yeah, 60 fds. Yes

[06:53:53] Yes, it like input delay, but it's like yeah, but it's like it's like you're playing on ice skates

[06:53:59] And your hands are like two sticks of butter

[06:54:02] And you and you're playing with chopsticks like it's terrible

[06:54:08] It's so bad like you press Dean your character moves there two seconds

[06:54:12] And we have a lot of gear and you have a big back back like everything is worse. You can't do nothing

[06:54:20] Literally, I know I bro you remember the raids were like you have like a million kilograms of loot and you have to crawl out for 20 minutes

[06:54:27] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to

[06:54:30] Yeah, do you double double zx call pick up the backpack backwards, but I hate doing that shit

[06:54:36] Like when I play TARGov I play TARGov you know what I mean, like I'm like speedrun Kappa

[06:54:40] play it, and then I don't play it for 18 months, I don't really play casually.

[06:54:45] I don't think you can play that game casually, it's not very fun.

[06:54:47] I use your shit on it.

[06:54:50] Are the other guys there?

[06:54:52] For some, for some, I'll play it perhaps, maybe a one-on-a-play?

[06:54:56] I'm not asking, I'm good at the game and I just, you think Mara's gonna play

[06:54:59] this ever again?

[06:55:00] Oh no, but I thought she was gonna cry, right?

[06:55:03] Yeah.

[06:55:04] Am I doing it or what?

[06:55:07] Yeah, um

[06:55:10] Right, so who else could play that?

[06:55:12] Well, it's a keynote on maybe what's the gun?

[06:55:14] I mean how does it know that these are gonna go on hands like that?

[06:55:18] I mean that was that was no I can't even speak of the things that I saw those runs and those bumps

[06:55:24] They were outrageous. I was outrageous because

[06:55:26] But it was within the confines like what I bro. I didn't do anything that was crazy

[06:55:31] I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest. I thought I was a good boy. I did not do anything crazy

[06:55:35] I mean crazy like says you I did not do shit. I said oh something like it. Oh, wow, that's crazy like

[06:55:46] That the George Floyd prompts was

[06:55:50] Incredibly fitting it like the prompts was like what yeah, I want to be honest here are a point

[06:56:01] I didn't even write a word, you just said R-Ape to say R-Ape.

[06:56:05] It said write a movie title with Ape in it and you just put R.

[06:56:08] I just thought it was funnier because of how close it is to the prop itself.

[06:56:16] I added a letter and a space.

[06:56:18] I thought that was like a maximum answer.

[06:56:24] Boom headshot fella.

[06:56:25] Do not get mad at me.

[06:56:26] Do not get mad at me.

[06:56:29] I asked Dean about it because I asked him to play with us before and I was just talking

[06:56:33] to him about it and he was just saying he was dying laughing watching the clips.

[06:56:37] What was I going to say, I forgot, we're going to play that shit.

[06:56:44] We're going to play it up?

[06:56:46] Yeah, I was going to click on something for like a minute.

[06:56:49] Bro, I want to play War Dogs man, that game's good.

[06:56:53] Oh, I'm in, I'm in, I'm playing it.

[06:56:56] I'll play whatever.

[06:56:57] It's not you can't play it anymore. Oh, it's gone. It was a one-time thing. Is there a

[06:57:06] Jolene is my favorite you should listen to actually our IP golly 83 months to that's crazy excuse

[06:57:17] Why don't these add a bunch of fucking new characters in shit?

[06:57:19] Because every time they add in the character, it makes the game kind of worse and they

[06:57:23] have to figure it out for 5 months.

[06:57:24] That's how the game should be at all given time.

[06:57:28] If when you're in a beta, your game should be constantly broken, but by the time that

[06:57:34] people figure out how broken it is into metagame, the new patch comes out and some other

[06:57:38] game is broken and you just do the...

[06:57:40] Yeah, the problem was they started... they used to be like that, you're right.

[06:57:44] Then they made it to where like, okay, we're going to dump a bunch of bullshit

[06:57:47] And then we're gonna then we're gonna go on vacation. We're going to Hawaii and then you're just like what what whoa whoa whoa?

[06:57:52] Whoa, and then like it doesn't get fixed and you're just like wait a minute

[06:57:59] For the team boys

[06:58:09] Jack I don't even know how this is yes, if you didn't forget the gun jammed the first time I went in

[06:58:15] I D jammed it and it jammed again on my first shot. I mean you're talking about less than 0.1% odds of happening

[06:58:22] That's dream. I

[06:58:31] But two in a row it's ready. Yeah, you're right

[06:58:36] That game is scary though

[06:58:39] I jumped off all jammers sometimes and I curl my toes when I get back in shot

[06:58:44] I didn't expect it you curl your toes when you get back shot at what that did

[06:58:50] sound actually a kind of odd low-key

[06:58:56] let's do Roblox debates okay but okay any players or a reminem or not

[06:59:35] This is a good beat, this is a good beat.

[06:59:36] I need to add some sub-basin as shit.

[06:59:40] I'll add a little bit of sub-basin,

[06:59:42] you'll see it'll matter.

[06:59:44] Watch this.

[06:59:45] Red wants to play something competitive.

[06:59:48] That's actually correct, no, no.

[06:59:51] Correct octave, no.

[06:59:55] Okay, it is.

[06:59:57] Watch this.

[07:00:00] Down, down, down,

[07:00:03] minus 20. Yeah, and then octave down. Yep, now watch this.

[07:00:26] Last chord is bad because it overlaps the same notes. That's bad news, right?

[07:00:33] Oh, I fixed this up.

[07:00:38] Red is ready to play games, but he wants to play something competitive.

[07:00:42] Okay, look at that.

[07:00:44] We're playing Rocket League, as I'm sure of.

[07:00:47] Yeah.

[07:00:48] Funeral type beat.

[07:00:55] Okay, that is all right.

[07:00:57] I'll fix it later.

[07:01:00] This beat is good, what? No, this beat is going fucking heavy, fuck you!

[07:01:23] I can send you a perfect beat if you need some inspiration.

[07:01:31] Keep this shit.

[07:01:33] And then, and then, what I do is this sound could use a bit of a...

[07:01:54] The Count's back here and wants his beef back. Happy two years to me.

[07:02:12] I like it.

[07:02:13] What's going to be I try and miss shit off?

[07:02:15] Shut up, bitch-ass.

[07:02:16] What you need to do is suck on it.

[07:02:20] I

[07:02:22] Look at I sent you the inspiration, okay

[07:02:27] This letter did not be fucking came us

[07:02:31] Like that you mean like anything what oh, I think the red sorry

[07:02:37] bang

[07:02:39] Holy shit, yo, that's crazy. I got it

[07:02:45] Because I mean because

[07:02:47] Even though it's shit, look at the ending though.

[07:03:04] It grows on you though.

[07:03:06] It does, it does, it does.

[07:03:17] I

[07:03:36] Could play peak too. I like that game

[07:03:41] Knowing but I like the other I don't know what's the high

[07:03:47] I

[07:03:53] Down a plate whatever

[07:04:01] I'll play you anyway, I don't care

[07:04:10] I mean

[07:04:17] Yeah, I'm gonna add you to call

[07:04:21] Why pause?

[07:04:23] Oh, he's dog shit. Okay awful DJ Tonya is back with his shit. Please spam. Hello. L. L. L. L. L. Stop putting white chocolate in your hair

[07:04:34] I'm gonna do what I should not be doing in this professional

[07:04:41] Oh

[07:04:47] No, that's bad news.

[07:04:55] What was on my head? It's my fucking hair. More on it? Like what?

[07:04:59] Buddy, it's my fucking hair.

[07:05:03] You think I'm wearing a wig or something?

[07:05:11] Oh, it's offbeat!

[07:05:17] No, it's not because it's too late.

[07:05:22] Bang!

[07:05:23] Finished it.

[07:05:24] Oh, it'll be flat.

[07:05:25] Bang!

[07:05:26] Bang!

[07:05:27] Bang!

[07:05:28] Now watch this.

[07:05:30] Okay.

[07:05:31] I can do this.

[07:05:33] I can cook something.

[07:05:34] Okay.

[07:05:35] How about we start with just the chords?

[07:05:44] Uh, no, somebody hook a game letter.

[07:06:06] I like one by symbols that kick in early like that themselves, you know, I mean like this like this

[07:06:24] Yes.

[07:06:26] Can you hear me?

[07:06:28] Yeah.

[07:06:30] Yeah, come on.

[07:06:32] Yeah.

[07:06:34] What's up?

[07:06:36] Doft Cuck.

[07:06:38] Here you go.

[07:06:46] What are you doing?

[07:06:48] So we're playing games? Play it up, no?

[07:07:02] Play that? Okay.

[07:07:04] Oh, no, you want to play something easier.

[07:07:06] I got you, bro.

[07:07:08] I'm down to play whatever. Let's run it.

[07:07:11] Well, I mean, they say that.

[07:07:13] Get this shit off the air.

[07:07:15] Are they sure about it, though?

[07:07:17] I play it though.

[07:07:19] Did you play it played up?

[07:07:21] I played it anyway.

[07:07:23] I like playing it though. I think I read it though this time.

[07:07:26] What's that?

[07:07:28] Whatcha saying?

[07:07:36] We could play Rocket League Trios first, because we're the only three here.

[07:07:39] And then one day someone else will have to play.

[07:07:41] And we'll do the two-man play-doh.

[07:07:43] That's not bad.

[07:07:47] Well, thank you XQC my grandfather has been termed a deal for months now.

[07:07:56] He put him to rest right away Pogu.

[07:08:01] Finally.

[07:08:02] Why?

[07:08:07] What?

[07:08:08] I

[07:08:19] Sorry, man. Um, so

[07:08:28] I was just thinking, rock and stick, we played three man, right? That's like meta. Really normal.

[07:08:32] Yeah, but who should we bring into the floor though? I thought it was.

[07:08:34] I don't know. I don't know if they're like rock or something.

[07:08:40] I'm already one, I don't care.

[07:08:42] I just like people will get on as the day goes on, you know?

[07:08:48] Um, I mean, I'm okay with that.

[07:09:04] Now this is bad because these are not meant to be chords, this particular instrument is

[07:09:14] meant to be a chord.

[07:09:17] Okay, guys, if we have a player that's going to have some chords, then it makes sense.

[07:09:31] I like to explain to nobody, you know what I mean?

[07:09:34] Yeah.

[07:09:40] I think Red just wants to play Rogley. Do you know?

[07:09:42] Yeah, I'll be good at whatever, yeah.

[07:09:43] I mean, I mean, how many hours did you get in the game? Are you good?

[07:09:47] Me?

[07:09:48] 70 hours.

[07:09:53] 70 hours?

[07:09:54] You're just thinking about it.

[07:09:56] What?

[07:09:57] 70 hours, that's not bad.

[07:09:59] Um, what do I get?

[07:10:04] I have no clue.

[07:10:06] I have no fucking clue. It's not ranked.

[07:10:09] Wait, are you guys like bronzes?

[07:10:12] Um, I think Minion is in the mix.

[07:10:14] No, bronzes are crazy.

[07:10:16] Oh, like high damage.

[07:10:18] I'm down to two right now.

[07:10:20] Okay, yeah.

[07:10:27] I could have flexed, I really could have flexed Master.

[07:10:32] And I decided to be humble and flex mid-high diamond.

[07:10:38] And you're circling, I mean, this is embarrassing,

[07:10:41] it's embarrassing.

[07:10:45] Wait, grandmaster?

[07:10:46] No, master.

[07:10:49] I'm just saying, I'm just saying.

[07:10:51] They're mad that I'm doing myself a high diamond

[07:10:56] Hi, Dan, when I was a master, like, it's, it's, it's, it's just, it's, it's just mother's, mother's, mother's.

[07:11:07] X-whisper epic. I mean, uh, or Vegas, whichever one?

[07:11:10] How do you, what?

[07:11:13] Are you in game?

[07:11:14] Epic? Yeah, I'm in game. You know how to see that?

[07:11:16] Wait, just send me your user ID.

[07:11:19] Oh, because, because I, I, I, I'm playing Epic. I'm playing Steam.

[07:11:22] Oh, you're on it. Epic.

[07:11:26] It's Vegas FN on Epic.

[07:11:29] FN stands for Fortnite.

[07:11:31] Haven't you mentioned it was a rank?

[07:11:36] I was talking to my chords.

[07:11:38] Every time I make a chord, it's a funeral.

[07:11:43] I can't get out of that zone.

[07:11:45] I make chords, it's a funeral.

[07:11:48] It's not, it never gets better.

[07:11:56] How do you play the major keys?

[07:12:00] What the fuck is a major key?

[07:12:05] Oh here add me, uh, I think I saw something too.

[07:12:13] There you go, that's it.

[07:12:16] Redify from O-Block.

[07:12:19] Yo, this is just fucking incredibly easy.

[07:12:26] What in the fuck up mode was that?

[07:12:39] I said I'm not busy, I'm telling you

[07:12:47] So do I change the notes to what Arabic Romanian?

[07:12:56] So, major eonion?

[07:13:26] you

[07:13:56] you

[07:14:26] you

[07:14:56] you

[07:15:26] you

[07:16:26] You go you go you go you go

[07:16:43] Backward middle

[07:16:56] I got a bomb nice shit, damn

[07:17:04] Hold on oh

[07:17:17] That's gonna go in

[07:17:26] jumped out of me

[07:17:29] nice that was bailing that no boost

[07:17:42] I'm not too sure actually

[07:17:43] probably is that it? what?

[07:17:50] is that it?

[07:17:51] Oh

[07:17:55] Nope nice

[07:18:04] Oh

[07:18:07] You know I guess yet. Yeah, the first other I can't stop that

[07:18:11] Holy fuck, I was gonna get better than Sam

[07:18:13] I don't have any boosts for that.

[07:18:18] Oh.

[07:18:19] Yeah, I'm boosted.

[07:18:20] I'm boosted.

[07:18:21] Somebody's in the back.

[07:18:22] I go.

[07:18:23] Good block.

[07:18:24] Uh, you got me.

[07:18:25] You got me.

[07:18:26] You got me.

[07:18:27] You got me.

[07:18:28] You need me here?

[07:18:29] Yeah.

[07:18:30] I can take you here.

[07:18:31] Here we go.

[07:18:32] Ah, and I bugged you.

[07:18:33] Oh, wow.

[07:18:34] Nice.

[07:18:35] You bugged me.

[07:18:36] Oh, wow.

[07:18:37] Nice.

[07:18:38] You bugged me.

[07:18:39] Nice.

[07:18:40] Nice.

[07:18:41] I

[07:18:48] Go I go good fucking pass everything. Oh, I tried it

[07:18:56] They have a play back

[07:19:06] This is like

[07:19:11] you

[07:19:41] you

[07:20:11] you

[07:20:41] you

[07:21:11] you

[07:22:11] I

[07:22:29] Go

[07:22:31] Another time

[07:22:41] No, but I guess I had a controller downstairs for years, and it just fucking disappears. Oh

[07:22:48] My god, I'm looking at their pants

[07:22:53] We'll go for a kickoff in this type of scenario

[07:23:01] Oh my god feels a lot better so I better I got it

[07:23:21] All right, I had to

[07:23:28] I think I was coming to the back end

[07:23:31] That's good. Can you finish that?

[07:23:34] I can't see that.

[07:23:40] Nope.

[07:23:49] Am I crazy or is somebody making some switching noise in the thing?

[07:23:55] Oh, biggit! Okay!

[07:23:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's mic is crunching?

[07:24:31] How do you train them in Rocket League?

[07:24:35] How do you just do them?

[07:24:37] That's pretty easy.

[07:24:38] It's just like server scouting.

[07:24:39] It's very easy.

[07:24:40] Especially these days.

[07:24:41] That's pretty shitty sniper, so it's fun.

[07:24:46] This song doesn't play ever, but whenever I play Rocket League, it plays it.

[07:24:58] Wow, I uh, it's up high on me.

[07:25:28] you

[07:25:58] you

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[07:33:28] you

[07:34:28] that's so bad I mean my shots are just bad right now I'm just that bad I can

[07:34:39] just loaded it and then the other thing

[07:34:44] why he eats it I'm not gonna put that

[07:34:49] That's just a pension lucky that's Jane

[07:35:04] I'm lucky.

[07:35:14] I have 60 boosts, I'm at my speed.

[07:35:19] You know what?

[07:35:24] I think I'm going to have a ball chase, literally.

[07:35:28] Wow.

[07:35:34] I'm gonna get off this.

[07:35:44] If you're watching, I can play off of you, so I can rotate back, let me go.

[07:35:50] Because these are not good, like playing Firmly decent is not at all right.

[07:35:59] Am I wrong in thinking?

[07:36:00] I don't know like for me the hardest part of the game is like playing defense and trying to catch these guys

[07:36:05] Yeah, it's a lot of you just practice them shit like

[07:36:08] Yeah, but like playing offense

[07:36:12] There's a baby

[07:36:15] Yeah, there's no point playing defense if you have it like race of this summer some of the country

[07:36:20] Yeah

[07:36:30] So fucking annoying

[07:36:46] why are you

[07:36:48] why is it bouncing down somewhere

[07:36:50] yes it is

[07:36:59] i got it

[07:37:01] that was never it

[07:37:03] i got it

[07:37:13] nice

[07:37:16] back what we in that okay that's not bad I have to do areas like that one

[07:37:22] one the triangle it was it's hard to hit that it's not get passed I don't know

[07:37:26] it was me I did it like that back of my car

[07:37:46] I don't think it goes there. Oh, I'm gonna wait till he bounces back in fucking bitch asset. I

[07:37:53] May be a little

[07:37:59] Coach is that guys there we go one

[07:38:10] All of a

[07:38:12] Oh

[07:38:16] That's me

[07:38:19] I didn't see I really were playing into the different terrain. I didn't see it in

[07:38:24] Ariel

[07:38:30] There's a little bit that there's a brush I can back want it

[07:38:33] I don't know how to- no no no no, was that you?

[07:38:43] Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.

[07:38:44] I would have gone to the fuck out of the way if I knew.

[07:38:47] I can't calm what I'm doing, because I don't know what I'm doing until I do it.

[07:38:56] I should have power slide there.

[07:38:57] I

[07:38:59] Mean I can demo here

[07:39:03] Let it bounce

[07:39:07] It's a devil

[07:39:14] What is that?

[07:39:21] Oh fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

[07:39:24] I had no fucking he's not here. He's not here. Maybe there's a fucking bitch. Yes

[07:39:37] Yeah, you're free

[07:39:45] Give me a couple games I don't know this game fucking hard

[07:39:54] in multiple years, it's just weird, I don't know.

[07:40:06] Woo!

[07:40:07] That was good to go in.

[07:40:07] Nah, let me just grab another one.

[07:40:24] you

[07:40:54] you

[07:41:24] you

[07:41:54] you

[07:42:24] you

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[07:52:24] I'll get his blockade in the most

[07:52:37] That's good

[07:52:43] It's double goal there man double fucking goal there

[07:52:49] Oh my god, there's a fucking annoying when he's boom what is boom what is boom

[07:52:53] Come on! Hit them!

[07:52:55] Back in again! Back wall!

[07:52:57] There you go.

[07:53:08] It's still good! It's still good!

[07:53:11] Yes!

[07:53:13] Nice, nice, come back and go!

[07:53:22] Nice.

[07:53:26] Woo!

[07:53:28] Ah, Vegas also.

[07:53:33] Missed that.

[07:53:34] It's pretty cool, maybe?

[07:53:35] Pretty cool, yeah.

[07:53:35] Yeah, pretty cool.

[07:53:36] Nice.

[07:53:37] Good kick on Vegas, come on!

[07:53:38] Yeah, I'm like Harry Kane on those.

[07:53:43] That's nothing.

[07:53:45] Literally, that's pretty nice.

[07:53:52] Uh, you got...

[07:53:59] I got it.

[07:54:01] Wow, that is... I can't...

[07:54:05] That's just unlucky.

[07:54:07] Uh, yeah, I should have put it aside.

[07:54:10] I've had a weird red angle, that's just stupid.

[07:54:24] It's good.

[07:54:26] Back more somehow.

[07:54:29] Oh my god, I had that.

[07:54:31] I'm gonna hit it from the other side of course.

[07:54:32] I

[07:54:39] Here again before a minute I backboard that somehow just punch it

[07:54:52] What are these cats in the long

[07:55:02] Oh here we go.

[07:55:04] Good!

[07:55:06] I do it again, yeah?

[07:55:08] NOOOOOO!

[07:55:32] you

[07:56:02] you

[07:56:32] you

[07:57:02] you

[07:57:32] you

[07:58:02] I

[07:58:10] Still bad

[07:58:32] I am some

[07:58:46] It's good it's good it's good

[07:58:48] I said come back or they'll...

[07:58:49] I'm playing back, I'm playing back

[07:59:00] Dude

[07:59:08] I got hit

[07:59:09] Oh you bitch, kill them

[07:59:11] Half-Ward, you ready?

[07:59:12] I got another...

[07:59:13] I see him

[07:59:14] I

[07:59:20] Am dog shit that should have scored

[07:59:30] It back wall that harder

[07:59:34] Oh

[07:59:39] Missing them man at my lecture there's so dog shit Christ, then how is it so bad?

[07:59:50] You're gonna have to

[07:59:53] Can you back wall back really hard?

[08:00:04] I'm still bad at practice.

[08:00:20] Those long man shots, they used to be like, it's kind of the way I score.

[08:00:24] It's my thing here.

[08:00:25] Oh no, if you don't battle, you're actually hitting the ball though.

[08:00:31] The only problem is when people don't care the ball, you're actually hitting the ball though.

[08:00:35] Yeah, but I know it's probably annoying because I should hit the ball sometimes and I should whiff and it throws out of the hole.

[08:00:45] Yeah, I wrote it wise that it's the game better, it's all good.

[08:00:48] It's just sometimes, just, uh, like trying to get a feel of the hitting the cars, right?

[08:00:54] And looking at our game tags, right?

[08:00:57] You need to put the name tags a little bit like if you are out back and you see both of them, don't commit, ever.

[08:01:04] I do the right thing, it's from time to time.

[08:01:06] I'll definitely go to the right.

[08:01:10] Got it.

[08:01:14] Also don't stay further up with that boost. You're really useless.

[08:01:23] See that he was asking about.

[08:01:25] It's a mouse. I got it. This guy, I don't think he can do that, he's just punching him.

[08:01:43] What is this like nighttime they have dark cars made of wind?

[08:01:46] Yeah, I also agree. I've always said the colors should not go in fucking rank. It should

[08:01:52] Fucking orange and blue and a story and even the cars and stuff that like little modifiers should still be flat orange. It's so annoying

[08:02:06] Like you should

[08:02:08] I told you I told you I got a ceiling.

[08:02:12] I don't know if I can test the ball in this ceiling like that.

[08:02:21] This bitch ass!

[08:02:23] I'm gonna go double swap on it.

[08:02:25] Yeah, swap on it.

[08:02:28] What am I doing?

[08:02:29] He's gonna run.

[08:02:31] You trying to kill people?

[08:02:34] Yeah, I read the block directly.

[08:02:35] Um, it's kinda hard.

[08:02:36] I can give you a bow here.

[08:02:40] Fucking bitch.

[08:02:43] I can hit it, but there's one over here.

[08:02:45] Wait, he took...wait, huh?

[08:02:55] Oh, brother.

[08:02:57] Oh, brother.

[08:02:59] It's a good bot, it'll come back down, it'll come back down, it's perfect, it's, what the

[08:03:09] Spider-Man, Andy-Man, is that a feeling?

[08:03:15] Oh, that came in there for me.

[08:03:20] Alright.

[08:03:21] No, no, you're good.

[08:03:23] Is that awkward?

[08:03:24] I can punch him!

[08:03:25] I can punch him with no yeah

[08:03:31] yeah I'm playing back here I go I go go that's not it

[08:03:41] Oh my god

[08:03:52] I just got here.

[08:03:55] I just got here.

[08:03:56] Do the shovel more fucking time.

[08:03:57] Do the shovel more fucking time.

[08:03:58] I'm an aerial.

[08:03:59] I gotta learn how to.

[08:04:00] I can see some maps.

[08:04:01] I have some maps David that are really good.

[08:04:08] Eat em.

[08:04:09] Oh I thought I did it.

[08:04:10] I don't know how to control

[08:04:12] They're gonna switch me up to a quad

[08:04:13] What is he doing?

[08:04:14] He's important to turn your car

[08:04:16] What are they doing?

[08:04:18] It's just confusing things

[08:04:20] Oh my god, you're the one score

[08:04:22] Fuck me

[08:04:26] Just so lean

[08:04:36] You go red?

[08:04:37] Yeah

[08:04:40] It's gonna hit the corner.

[08:04:45] I'm gonna play.

[08:04:47] Yeah, I'm gonna boost the other swap.

[08:04:53] I got it.

[08:05:00] Triple golly, triple golly. Absolute fucking losers.

[08:05:04] We're at my land, dude. Play defensive.

[08:05:06] Yeah, it's okay.

[08:05:08] Play defensive man and it was an own goal like this guy's a loser.

[08:05:12] That's actually nice slip.

[08:05:21] Botsplan.

[08:05:23] Oh, you hear my music?

[08:05:26] No.

[08:05:27] What do you mean?

[08:05:28] Oh.

[08:05:28] You playing Ten-Song?

[08:05:31] Uh, are you- yeah, are you using the jicker?

[08:05:33] Yeah, I'm using the gudplan.

[08:05:34] How the fuck are you using the gudplan?

[08:05:36] Oh, I have gudplan on too.

[08:05:37] That's probably why.

[08:05:38] What?

[08:05:39] Yeah.

[08:05:43] What the fuck did I go cool with you?

[08:05:44] Brother, you said it when he said it in my phone too. Like what?

[08:05:52] That's God's plan, yo.

[08:05:53] Wait, that is God's plan, wow.

[08:05:59] I'm just framing this guy fucking badass, yeah.

[08:06:04] I double-credited that.

[08:06:05] Ah, I was shadowing for no reason at all.

[08:06:08] I

[08:06:14] This fucking ball muncher

[08:06:33] I was waiting for the ball to connect to me that's that

[08:06:38] I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

[08:06:45] Oh, wow. I can't walk. I can't walk. I can't walk.

[08:06:58] Oh

[08:07:12] Guys

[08:07:17] I'm in winning C10s, and I get to welcome to the jungle. Yeah, that guy was diamond one black three bad three

[08:07:25] To two

[08:07:28] I like the fennec. I have to be honest with you. I feel like the Octane gives me a wider range of shots in.

[08:07:37] It's just a mental thing.

[08:07:40] Alright guys, kick off.

[08:07:45] No sir.

[08:07:47] Yes sir.

[08:07:54] Bad vibes in the chat.

[08:07:55] This guy, it just punched that fucking ball!

[08:08:01] What is this stuff?

[08:08:02] I mean, a war! A man!

[08:08:14] He didn't even do that.

[08:08:15] I was at a boost and I was just going to get in front and then in front because he had it for you all.

[08:08:20] I

[08:08:34] Know what is that?

[08:08:36] It's just a cross-map pinch. Yeah, and I missed that. Well, I got it. Don't worry. Thank you

[08:08:43] Somehow backboard the shot of the heart that I don't see I don't know how to do that

[08:08:50] I don't even know how to hit those above a leader.

[08:08:52] I'm up.

[08:08:55] When the ball goes in that part of the field,

[08:08:57] my brain just shuts off.

[08:08:58] Whenever it just has enough speed to hit the corner,

[08:09:01] and it floats around at more than double the distance

[08:09:04] in the wall, it's really difficult.

[08:09:11] That should be good.

[08:09:13] Oh, fuck.

[08:09:14] Oh, nice lock, though.

[08:09:17] Let me just kill this guy.

[08:09:21] Hellundas core.

[08:09:22] No way he can fit into that because I had to hit that.

[08:09:24] Sure, man.

[08:09:26] Like this is just horrid.

[08:09:27] This is fucking dangerous.

[08:09:28] This is ball-munching!

[08:09:30] No thank you, sir.

[08:09:32] Come on, go!

[08:09:32] Put that!

[08:09:33] Nabooz, oh my god, this bitch!

[08:09:38] Oh, that's bad.

[08:09:40] Come on, Todd.

[08:09:41] I was with this one hour, he's had Nabooz.

[08:09:43] We got it, we got it.

[08:09:43] I think we got this.

[08:09:44] You're not that good.

[08:09:46] It's just these corners, right?

[08:09:47] They did not get it. Yeah, I mean, they...

[08:09:49] Um...

[08:09:50] That was...

[08:09:51] Oh, he flipped!

[08:09:52] That's how you know it wasn't intentional.

[08:09:53] He's actually flipped into it there.

[08:09:55] Tabel.

[08:09:55] You're so lucky.

[08:10:02] Good!

[08:10:05] Maybe another?

[08:10:06] Malki, don't even flip on those.

[08:10:07] Just, just, just bumper it.

[08:10:09] Right?

[08:10:11] Oh, my God.

[08:10:12] I, I lost 50.

[08:10:14] Bad ball, bad ball, bad ball.

[08:10:15] It's the stable cross.

[08:10:16] I

[08:10:22] Backwards a mouth

[08:10:30] Both the time it's I'm freeze you

[08:10:37] And I didn't hear you

[08:11:16] I like your anime song.

[08:11:18] Yeah, it's an imeku.

[08:11:20] It's a really good song.

[08:11:24] Oh, they got a good touch there.

[08:11:26] Yep. That is a crazy ball, but...

[08:11:28] What is this, man?

[08:11:30] Woo!

[08:11:31] Oh, I made it!

[08:11:32] Oh, hold on!

[08:11:33] Sorry, sorry.

[08:11:35] Huh?

[08:11:36] That's all I had. It's all I had.

[08:11:40] Like, what is that? I don't know.

[08:11:41] I got it.

[08:11:43] I'm gonna bump him.

[08:11:44] Wow.

[08:11:45] Yeah, it's okay. I'm gonna miss. All good.

[08:11:47] Good! Good! Good!

[08:11:49] Stay a minute, stay a minute! I'm back!

[08:11:50] Stay a minute!

[08:11:51] Good!

[08:11:53] Please get in!

[08:11:55] I suck.

[08:12:00] This is channel, bruh. This is channel. Better luck.

[08:12:03] Good.

[08:12:05] What? What? You're done?

[08:12:08] I'm back.

[08:12:09] That shot! Another one of these.

[08:12:15] I

[08:12:20] What

[08:12:27] They're all three in that corner

[08:12:35] Okay, I don't do anything

[08:12:45] Yeah, I know I don't

[08:12:54] Yep, oh, I thought it was an air block after that. It's so nice

[08:13:02] Nice

[08:13:04] I

[08:13:10] Look at that

[08:13:16] Yeah

[08:13:28] That's good ball

[08:14:00] I was like, I didn't even shut up.

[08:14:07] That was close, man.

[08:14:17] People that typed out the same people that win one game and get scared to queue up again.

[08:14:21] They're funny shaking.

[08:14:22] Yeah, I shouldn't have moved those blocks instead.

[08:14:24] I'm dead.

[08:14:28] Dead.

[08:14:30] What is that?

[08:14:33] I'm gonna push that.

[08:14:36] I've worked, you ready?

[08:14:38] Are you going to go, I think it's coming.

[08:14:41] I don't know, just a little bit of pressure over there.

[08:14:44] I'm gonna get the boost.

[08:14:53] save that's my save how do you get that

[08:14:59] okay I'm gonna be honest we give up 80% of our goals in the first position

[08:15:03] yeah true it's all good though

[08:15:14] I go

[08:15:17] it's that close

[08:15:18] Why did he go down that time not up?

[08:15:25] Somehow that board?

[08:15:27] Uh, he might...

[08:15:29] I'm just gonna kill him.

[08:15:34] He's not dying.

[08:15:38] Uh, he falls like a one-spill, little gap.

[08:15:47] Gap at this annoying.

[08:15:53] Actually a good shot.

[08:16:04] That was...

[08:16:08] Wow.

[08:16:10] That's no good eh.

[08:16:17] Yeah, not bad at all.

[08:16:20] Keep it committed.

[08:16:23] I haven't had a boost in this fucking 1900s.

[08:16:30] Oh my god, he missed.

[08:16:34] Commit, commit, commit.

[08:16:38] Oh my god, it's so bullshit. Oh my god

[08:17:00] Yeah, what's that after this doesn't go in there shut up, but you think so I forget it does I just like what it's like

[08:17:08] Yeah, it's just a mental game. I used to like the blockers of it now. I kind of hate it

[08:17:15] And I'm lucky

[08:17:18] Actually, I'm not going for

[08:17:23] I should have called it that I'm back. Yeah, that bro these corner bounces are so annoying. I hate these shots. I

[08:17:33] Got it

[08:17:35] Nice. Nice. Big, big, big, big, big, big, big.

[08:17:44] See those bumper shots? Like it. It's almost full throttle. It's a lot easier to control.

[08:18:25] I got it.

[08:18:32] That's good, it's going to come back here.

[08:18:47] Oh, I didn't flip that.

[08:18:51] and um, that's why I didn't flip on it.

[08:18:55] Backward! Backward!

[08:18:57] I tried, why did I, I didn't mean to area backwards dude.

[08:19:01] It's not bad, it's gonna be really good on us, good on us!

[08:19:05] Yeah man.

[08:19:07] I'm gonna go away.

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[08:25:11] No way dude

[08:25:17] What a great fucking touch holy shit

[08:25:21] I'm playing I'm playing aggressive. Okay, now he goes

[08:25:35] Let me up some more you fucking bitch look at that head

[08:25:40] Oh my god, I'm a real thing

[08:25:46] No, I'm in gold

[08:26:21] That's good. I'm gonna commit to this. Yeah, you give me that press.

[08:26:51] We're back in the game, we're back in the game.

[08:26:58] We're not gonna make it, we're not gonna do anything crazy here.

[08:27:03] Fight shell.

[08:27:04] Next time just get it, I don't give a shit.

[08:27:11] One, you know how to settle, and two, imagine that I'm learning the game as a self-player.

[08:27:19] Where you should know better your fucking dog shit fucking loser

[08:27:23] Bitchass the game

[08:27:27] Fucking bitch ass no way to play the game. You know I easy to be broke when we play this game

[08:27:32] I'm in a cell on a nice is our buddy get a fucking job

[08:27:45] I don't know what red did to you

[08:27:49] I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it.

[08:27:56] Oh, I thought you said you knew.

[08:28:00] No, I didn't.

[08:28:03] I thought the bathroom was clear.

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[08:34:19] I don't know

[08:34:35] It's good shot

[08:34:37] I'm going to go to the back of the car.

[08:34:47] Beautiful.

[08:34:48] I'm going to.

[08:34:49] That was a there.

[08:34:50] There was a tiny hole there.

[08:34:52] Huh?

[08:34:53] You'll see.

[08:34:54] Watch this.

[08:34:55] You guys like turning your cars a lot, right?

[08:34:58] So when you do that kind of thing, even.

[08:35:00] I'm going to be trying to.

[08:35:02] Tripped up a lot of you.

[08:35:04] Rolling.

[08:35:05] Almost zero, there is zero.

[08:35:08] You can change pitch instead of like up and down your nose of the car.

[08:35:13] That's what kind of helps calibrate the flips a lot better.

[08:35:17] That's good I think.

[08:35:19] No boost coming back.

[08:35:20] I am.

[08:35:25] I'm going to ask somebody if I got it.

[08:35:26] Oh no boosts.

[08:35:27] I don't.

[08:35:28] I don't want to.

[08:35:29] I don't want to have no boosts.

[08:35:30] I don't want to have no boosts.

[08:35:31] It's good!

[08:36:05] Oh

[08:36:08] What is that I got it I don't

[08:36:21] I'm going I bump them. Oh my god. Holy shit. Now is very good

[08:36:26] I killed myself improving every map.

[08:36:36] That's good.

[08:36:37] That's good.

[08:36:38] That was the most fun in the game.

[08:36:47] That's terrible.

[08:36:48] I did not see him coming.

[08:36:50] He was vulnerable.

[08:36:51] That's right.

[08:36:52] Didn't see him.

[08:36:53] I got it.

[08:36:55] What the fuck?

[08:36:57] I have no boosties.

[08:37:03] That's me, that's me just not getting a good bit of clearance.

[08:37:09] Bro, I got like boost cuts.

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[08:40:14] What is coming on play anymore that's the only one I know home homes

[08:40:23] Okay, I love you though. I don't want to play me on screen like I mean like at the end of time in a moment

[08:40:31] But not knowing Zywoo is crazy brother. Yes. Oh, that's good. That's good

[08:40:37] Yeah

[08:40:39] Yeah, you're getting better, man.

[08:40:41] Look at how much power I've got in the bumper shot there.

[08:40:44] Oh, he's like a bitch, that's the rest.

[08:40:50] My brain just spams that button.

[08:40:53] I have one move.

[08:40:54] Yeah, but it was still a lot of bumper though.

[08:40:58] Bumper is the most strength you'll get.

[08:41:05] Oh no, oh no, oh no.

[08:41:09] Oh

[08:41:19] That's a good shot

[08:41:26] Look at that read though, holy shit bounce theory back in theorem

[08:42:09] It was one to the other, it was three times, it was crazy.

[08:42:12] Oh he can hit, big hit, big hit.

[08:42:13] He's going up as well.

[08:42:15] Nice, good.

[08:42:17] I got it.

[08:42:18] Guys, you don't have to all three hit it on me there.

[08:42:22] Oh my god, I was in step shot, that means...

[08:42:24] I think maybe I can...

[08:42:26] Nope, uh, nope.

[08:42:27] I gotta play back here.

[08:42:30] I'm not in.

[08:42:33] What am I doing?

[08:42:35] Whoa, whoa, whoa, I got it!

[08:42:37] Nice.

[08:42:39] I

[08:42:51] Can I see that?

[08:42:53] Yeah, hey, dude, I'm lying mad.

[08:43:08] I mean, I don't know I gotta get it back with me by more debt.

[08:43:16] That's fucking limp shot.

[08:43:18] I'm actually rolling sometimes I want to roll as a noodle big energy shot.

[08:43:24] Back back what back what back what back what it?

[08:43:27] It's a me. It's like a minute a little bit

[08:43:31] Hey, let me bump up. Let me bump him. He's up. He's up nice

[08:43:36] Oh, it's good coms

[08:43:39] I'm gonna go up here. Yeah, I got an idiot. Okay, you score too many times. I'm annoyed of you to soundtrack

[08:43:46] Why look at some what you score too much I'm over it

[08:43:53] Oh

[08:43:55] Whoa

[08:43:59] Yeah, this guy's the worst of all time. What's this?

[08:44:05] That's not good

[08:44:08] Yeah, it is

[08:44:12] You're getting accepted I had to read yeah watch that

[08:44:19] Good

[08:44:24] This guy, huh?

[08:44:28] Bang

[08:44:32] Yeah, it actually pulls me

[08:44:38] You would rather fucking shut up instead of more honor

[08:44:44] It's good. Give us give us. I'm not like that. That's down. Got it

[08:44:48] I was up in I was in the net he just did a good save but I was actually there

[08:44:57] I

[08:45:05] Just smack it

[08:45:57] I'm about to have to play so much of the controller.

[08:45:59] I guess games are just blood matches.

[08:46:02] It's bad.

[08:46:09] Alright, game out of here.

[08:46:10] I mean, I mean it.

[08:46:11] Oh, you left the game. You gone?

[08:46:14] I don't know, I don't know, I'm in jail.

[08:46:17] No way I'm gold, like what?

[08:46:19] How do I change my songs?

[08:46:21] Yo, something's gonna stop doing it.

[08:46:23] It could-

[08:46:24] I

[08:46:27] Know I have black one wow that's bullshit

[08:46:32] How do I change songs?

[08:46:35] Me go to your garage

[08:46:38] And here my garage now do I do?

[08:46:42] Remember in here

[08:46:46] Yeah, I think they place you go three, but then we just one that hit you flat one that's gonna bullshit

[08:46:50] But I think the way it works is if you place diamond or like high rank you'll get more exp or more are for winning of course

[08:46:58] Yeah, so I you should you should be back to diamond like maybe five ten games if you just win everyone

[08:47:04] That's not sure that is that you were like that. I think the evil squish because like lots of my play like actually play the game

[08:47:10] I was in diamonds like I'm swimming down in those of my actually just a game. I can't change the music

[08:47:17] Like I can't listen to it while we're in queue really

[08:47:20] Did you get done in 2k2s?

[08:47:25] Oh, 9-3s in 2k2s, that's why.

[08:47:27] Ah, yeah.

[08:47:29] Ah.

[08:47:30] Oh my god, Japan.

[08:47:32] Arigatou grapimasu.

[08:47:34] Is this guy, huh?

[08:47:36] Oh my, what move.

[08:47:41] This guy huh?

[08:47:46] Oh my, what a move.

[08:47:48] See, he did it.

[08:47:51] Wait, that ball didn't touch the side?

[08:47:56] That's a really nice shot there.

[08:48:01] That wall, that wall, wowee!

[08:48:04] Is that cookie on the enemy team?

[08:48:07] Uh, yep.

[08:48:10] You snipe this

[08:48:20] Why the ball just like I hit the ball the ball fucking hit me

[08:48:27] Dude this guy is such a ball muncher. I think you it's something a slur

[08:48:33] Why I don't know it's like the way you wow sounds like weird

[08:48:38] I mean he's a fucking ball cruncher like I said nice sounds even a little worse maybe

[08:48:45] yeah that's what I'm saying that's just demo

[08:48:53] I

[08:48:58] Interception oh you get that for free is easy

[08:49:09] That's table their actual good locker what okay, I'm gonna have a return I

[08:49:14] I

[08:49:19] Can tell there's a player not there, so I just fucking went to a blog and said hey

[08:49:24] What the fuck was that it was magnets

[08:49:30] Nice things people I go up. Oh fuck

[08:49:36] Nothing

[08:49:44] Yeah, give me a buck though demo demo. I was like a pistol weapon that ball down on the percent. I don't know what happened with it

[08:49:58] I got no you what

[08:50:01] You guys see that guy ran me and safe that are you guys?

[08:50:05] My computing device and my son of my

[08:50:08] Yes, yeah

[08:50:10] Yeah, it's like a book like

[08:50:12] What?

[08:50:14] You guys are great fans.

[08:50:16] That sounds pretty good.

[08:50:24] Are you like that?

[08:50:26] Back wall back wall back wall it.

[08:50:28] Oh, let it go!

[08:50:30] Hold on

[08:50:32] Oh my dick

[08:50:38] I hear them with the mustard flaker.

[08:50:40] Mustard!

[08:50:48] It's also harder to learn against these higher levels, like I should be in Silver, so when I'm trying to learn the game playing against these players, they learn the air and shit, I'm trying to learn basics, like it's fucking hard.

[08:50:58] Yeah, it's hard.

[08:51:02] I don't get to have ball time, since I'm the fucking sky.

[08:51:05] dude this getting some fucking suck on it wait

[08:51:13] wait i thought you were the enemy with that clear that was a pretty clear

[08:51:18] over your head donkey

[08:51:19] wait oh that wall that weird weird thing there

[08:51:24] meadow meadow meadow yes

[08:51:27] Ahhhh!

[08:51:28] Bang!

[08:51:29] The dagger!

[08:51:30] Bang!

[08:51:31] You're getting better, you're getting better!

[08:51:36] You might have to go pro here in a little bit of games.

[08:51:39] Yep.

[08:51:40] Easy.

[08:51:50] I got it.

[08:51:51] There's nothing in the pizza.

[08:51:53] Ooh that's a tablecloth.

[08:51:55] That was a good turn of events.

[08:52:00] Those are so hard though.

[08:52:02] They are difficult, yeah.

[08:52:15] That's a free goal there.

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