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We can begin that.
If it's like it, it's a good one.
I'm not sure if this should be cool.
I'm actually kind of, I'm actually kind of a, um, what does it say?
Like I said, they say we can react as long as we're not silent.
Oh, I mean, you can be silent as long as it's not just, um, like not just a word at all,
but.
In, even, even, um, if you think about it, the, um, what is that?
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Jack!
Jack, is there no more Transformers that they're gonna make yet?
Um... Bet! Bet!
It'll be you, your mother, and the user, sir.
Line them up, then. I don't care.
I'll assimilate them.
RIP Optimus
I'm Felix!
Yo!
Yo, and I didn't mean name Felix!
Holy fucking aura!
Yo!
My mom was locked in a gym in that name!
I'm like, you're taking me to KSA.
Give me this on F.
You're just on screen, are you there?
Oh yeah, but you're the next one.
I fucking HIKED this trailer shit
Finish it off then
Over, over, over, over, over, over, over
I can do this right now
Hold it, hold it
Chat, chat, just a minute, just a minute
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Uh, chat, guys, Lake Ontario will stay as Lake Ontario, unfortunately.
Uh, it's been named like this forever, and I'll, unfortunately, chat, I guess, I have
to, what, what was that?
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So, don't they test those things before though, like, like, how do we, it's so bad, it can't,
like
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Will they finally tell us what
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I can't believe it. I actually can't believe it.
Are we serious? Let's go! No way! There's no way!
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Quenlin Alex Jake Karen who the fuck bro didn't like Avengers it was to work for you
Wasn't they woke up? I don't think it was woke at all
Bro, let me guess you since we're poor living and just made 15 K off a 90-year-old grandma. Wow, you're so hot fucking broke pussies
I think they were cheating because then since what was that are probably cheating? Oh my god
Jesus that oh my god. You're in the chat scumbag. Yes dream open
Jack Jack who's lucky
Wait, Jack, wait, there's vlogs of what you say in public?
Ounce, yes?
Chad, there's what?
Chad, surely, guys, surely, there isn't any,
There isn't any, any, any, any, all the premiere. Okay, we're good. I mean chat, chat. As long
as deadlock is private and nobody knows that the, the, the logs, it's on video. I don't
give a shit. Chat, as long, chat, as long as the deadlock logs are public, we're good.
Imagine if we saw this guy's deadlock
You know the shit he says offline as diabolical
What is listen if I was implausible quitters of 326 a
Shannon Jamal maybe
Leg Soriano, no, no ladies
Pooja Trapeze, don't know who that is, Ataya, Wild Cup, don't know who that is, okay, okay,
chat, I swear this isn't, um, big one, oh dear, I'm not being rude, okay, chat, I found
a few followers chat, on most platforms, you're not, you're not influencing shit, most influential
500k on no jet
500 can't take talk is like it is like going outside with a fucking with a wooden sign and saying
Buy my mixtape
for any can't take talk is like a fucking
Drives me on your head and going down in some way literally it's it's not it has no influence at all
So I mean and and I don't need to be over good. I'm so cool. This is never me. It's just about it's not it's
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Yo, Mark Fishman.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm a bad guy.
I'm a bad guy.
I'm a bad guy.
I'm a bad guy.
I'm a bad guy.
I'm a bad guy.
I'm a bad guy.
I'm a bad guy.
Yo, Mark Fishback!
Yo, Jack, I know this guy.
Jack, this is the guy that was on an X-E stream chat on that one time.
Jack, you're gonna give him to the room.
Way back.
Wait, Jack, I know him.
That was insane. That was crazy.
Um, Jack remembers.
Jack, who was there? I was there.
Darn man.
Jack, darn man, look at the goats.
Yeah, I
Okay, Jack
Glorque secret Glorque message is anyone. Oh, yes. Okay. I was gonna say I was gonna say well
Be careful you're treading in deep waters read any more of these names and Chuckie might come back to life and rip your fucking head
Oh, um
My bad, okay
Jack Jack
Let's not this like okay. I using the using the word woke but yeah, this is a very vocalist, right?
Darman's Vokeskits, but but but all the drama around his employees and shit like that, right?
Yeah, that's not very welcome them that's pretty that's pretty risky in them. You know what I mean?
But it's okay
MS Rachel, I know that is sorry. What's I don't know. It's my old friend my good old pal
A former friend, a former friend, sorry, but now I think we're strong acquaintances.
Mouse Zapdog!
Dude!
Third place!
Oh my god, he cooked!
Boom!
Yo, third place after third place.
I thought it was gonna be okay.
Who's number one?
Yeah, no, that's Cap, yeah.
That's Cap.
Okay, okay, I love Rusky.
I love him, I love his skits.
But I should speed up,
post more influence in one stream
or a few hours of streaming, then-
Pac-Man.
He has one skit per month.
I mean,
my order of magnitude and influence in the Comombra,
you gotta make any sense.
You gotta make any sense, like one.
Uh, Dark War Extension? Yeah, I think it was very bright, though.
Hey! Why are you...
Oh my god. Please.
Been watching you since our days. Now I have a master's degree in law and worker to bank away.
Get this nasty thing away from me!
Hey, why would you do that? You got a problem?
So, but why is it bruised though?
Bought it like, so let me check it.
Um, a guy promotes only gambling and streams are not yours, uh, what's, and they can do
gaming.
What?
It doesn't do good for anybody.
Even the ones that like the game don't want to see the game.
Even the people that will buy the game don't want to get...
Chat, chat, chat.
Ethics, video games.
Okay, so...
Thank you for being enjoying this.
Doing a crime that doesn't do in video games.
I mean, I'm sorry.
How is it in video gaming?
It's not gonna do it.
It doesn't do it.
Hey, you're a retarded.
You're just committing a crime as nothing to do with it.
Like, this is like a zero correlation tweet.
I'm sorry, here's what it is.
Also, 120k likes, 200 comments.
I mean, this guy is not a body,
he's the whole box farmer.
I mean, this guy is the whole fuck,
this guy is the entire warehouse, buddy.
Yeah, I probably am, you wanna know how he knows?
Is he watching this?
Is he watching this?
He's mad because you lost, he's done fuck, he's like this.
All right, next up.
Jack, I woke up and I got really saddened. So many things were just bad and saddened and I'll put it on my phone.
Jack, I'm not kidding you. My Kayla can't solve it.
Jack, I used to pray for times like these, Jack. I can't, Jack, I cannot tell you.
Joe, I'm here to say that Jack, I'm always loving to invite Tyler to play. He's new to the game and loves already. He needs a full stack.
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
That'd be fun, that'd be fun, yeah?
Chad McGillie's the player in the lobby, that makes it nice.
that does it folks not sure if Ray Price will remember this concussions like
that tend to stay with you far into the postseason breaking news this just in
a gold Ferrari is heading southbound on I-85 former running back Ray Price
shows no signs of stopping anytime soon as he leads police on a chase of over
10 miles
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Jack Jack is that Jack that's an AB or what
I just want to talk man!
No! Get away from my door!
Lea!
For!
I swear to God I just want to talk!
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hey you!
Get up!
Hey you!
Get up!
Tram!
Tram baby!
Tram!
Yeah listen to that though!
Hey get your shit going to my room.
Chaz, is this a rampage Jackson skit?
What was your talking for?
Hey, bitch, it wasn't nobody talking to you anyway.
Get the fuck out of my house, bitch!
Get the fuck out of my house, bitch!
Ray Price, what's your favorite player to play at full time?
Shit, keep it real with you, folks.
I don't even remember.
I don't remember anything.
I just play football.
Ray, over here, with the number of concussions you've suffered this season,
Do you have any concern over your long-term mental health?
One more question.
We're going to cut this presser.
OK, go on.
I'll get you one.
I like that.
The representative is doing an appropriate job.
Maybe they'll change.
I don't really know, and it doesn't make much difference.
But we can't let the whole Canadian thing
that's been going on for decades.
Tell them what Canada do?
I don't think they're representing
or still an appropriate job.
Maybe they'll change.
I really don't know.
There's nothing.
Yeah, Canada doesn't really do much.
Chet Chet, I feel like out of all the allies in the United
States, Canada's a great ally.
And we don't do nothing.
I mean, we're going to be really useless.
So any shot at Canada is cool, but it ends up
being a shot that doesn't really hit any target.
We don't need to exist.
announced that he has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer.
They don't care. Myself included that we don't care that Biden has prostate cancer.
I thought it was curing cancer. Not getting it, dude. What happened? He said he was going to cure
cancer, Jack. Jarring is the word. He's already dead. He's basically been propped up. He's basically
been propped up with a stick up his ass that keeps his spine erect for the past multiple years at
at this point. What do you mean? He's been dead. What are we talking about? It's very,
very, very difficult for me to have even a fraction of
Yo, Rolling Stone, is this your top 30, man? Yo, yo.
Empathy for this fucking-
Fuckin' all your- with your mouth, that dog guy, man.
It wasn't a lot to do with it.
The perspective only of domestic policies, even if you think like Palestinians are nothing,
I don't think that- I don't think that him getting cancer is even justice, okay? It is
not even a fraction of what Joe Biden deserves.
Uh, for what?
Okay, that's it.
Joe Biden's a-
Um, okay.
Uh, interesting.
What do you mean, fair?
I don't think I'm not as fair as it.
Um, what else do you have to check?
He's right about what?
That has done my daughter.
No, it's not.
What's your like, Christ that's how it is, that he's a father of her two year old, man.
Who's the mother?
Me.
I've never seen you in my life.
He's under a precarious circumstances.
She said she joined, she said she drove 15 hours, chat.
She drove 15 hours.
She drove 15 hours to come tell me this, bro.
Cheers, man.
I have never seen you in my life.
Are you going to act crazy now?
Oh my God!
You don't have the doorbell though.
Huh?
So cute.
No the f*** you don't!
Out of my ears.
Out of my ears.
Please don't say.
Honestly, just call CPS on their ass, okay?
I mean, buddy, buddy.
We look like brains their child, 15 hours from home, to go meet a f***ing stranger online.
F***ing weird shit.
come on you can't you can't have a little girl like this yeah exactly in the
hot so like that my daughter on everything with a little blanket to
you did you know she had a fucking sleeping in the car like like all the
way in this fucking stupid-ass drive on poor kid all the relationship for the
last two years yeah fucking weird shit
just worry
Yeah, I think it's like this like this on Twitter. She does it all the time, bro
She does you know, you know, she's gonna give a fuck it
Out seen her that maybe maybe ten times at least
This is actually gonna tame compared to other clips of seen it
I've never like crashed or hit a car before. I wonder what it feels like.
Oh I have crashed. I crashed one of those in the line.
Try to hear someone's canceling.
Now I'm going to show you how I do this guys. No shot caller needed.
Okay, watch this. Catchy?
Get
It's gonna be pretty good. I'll tell place
cringe, uh, I should sort my heart your rights. This isn't a more reasoning but she's otherwise like some old shit
I'm here
I'm not gonna watch that fuck that
Yo chat, I think he's sending this yesterday. Hold on
Um, yeah, I guess I need this on the squad.
He said it was the S-tier...
S-tier PB and I are aware that things might go overboard.
And we wouldn't take any proper precautions if things get too escalated.
So if things get too out of hand, if I catch anybody doing anything unusual, that's your ass.
Streamer University is a popular multi-day live streaming event organized by Kai Sinat,
widely regarded as the most popular streamer in the world.
With its first event being held in May of 2025,
Streamer University is designed to bring together handpicked aspiring content creators
to live on a rented college campus and inspire content collaboration.
However, in July 2026, during its second installment in Conway, Arkansas, things got out of hand.
Stalkers from around the world were not chosen to participate in the event showed up anyways.
Some suspects involved assaulted and battered police officers.
Officers from the Conway Police Department were notified of the event beforehand
and assigned special event detail to keep things under control.
We've gathered exclusive body cam footage from these officers of multiple arrests during streamer university 2026 and it details their experiences
You hold him, you hold him, you hold him.
Do you have another set of guns?
Do you have another set of guns?
He's trespassing.
They're not part of this event.
They were upstairs by the cafeteria.
They're not part of the event.
He said he has the ID and it's going.
Do I have to steal it?
Well, you're going to have to give us your hands.
I know.
I've researched you all so much.
No, I'm saying to look, you're on chances.
I don't think you should be afraid of it.
You gotta think, bro.
Like, come on, quit him at risk,
I'm putting them together and they got the diss.
Chad, low key agenda, I'm basically saying
that it's not a bullocko again.
If you're gonna do something this far, okay,
to be in and be a creator or whatever,
you finally have all the channels on him
and bro has no content.
I said it, I said it, bro is filing for all the cameras
and bro has zero content that at least
provides them for more content.
Buddy!
You like the trespassing deal?
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, I did.
I appreciate it.
What complaint, man?
I'm sorry.
He told you on his little post ahead of time
if you come on, dang, you go to jail.
Is y'all staying recorded?
No, they turned it off.
They turned it off?
OK.
That's on Kyson.
You ain't supposed to be here.
And you could have been a streamer one day.
Now let's finish my work.
Fuck this ass up!
Percent of the jail!
You're going to jail, though.
I mean, I don't know what else to tell you.
I mean, 100%.
I think it's better for you to be quiet.
You guys can do whatever you want.
What are we looking at?
It's a ticket.
You guys are following us?
We're from Ontario.
We drove 27 hours.
You drove 27 hours to get arrested?
We're going to have to.
The embassy is going to call you.
I sent a ticket though, no?
Yeah, but you guys are arrested in the United States.
You guys aren't sent to the United States.
Listen, I want to take a deep breath, okay?
Yeah, listen.
Make it a deep breath, bro.
Hey, let me see you.
Let's let us see what we can figure out if y'all take it and see what we can do since y'all aren't from the country
No, these are not guys in our Canadian guys at Toronto. We've stopped calling him Canadian years ago
I
Me and other Canadians have agreed someone's area old Ontario Toronto. We don't call you Canadian
It is what it is. We use really relegated
But I was like, oh, we're relegated now. We're back now. We're back now you guys are out
They were coming in, they're streamers, they weren't part of this event, they wanted to be part of this event.
They're from Canada. They drove 27 hours to be here.
Now say, what is this a boat?
2007, 2008.
How old are these 7 kids?
I can't even remember.
Take him over there.
Take him over here.
I thought it was 2008, but we don't we don't come here with no tail intentions of doing anything bad.
What's wrong with that?
You drove all the way down from Canada?
Yeah.
That's gonna be a mistake.
The parents don't get to talk to you?
Yes, no, yes.
We had permission, yes.
I had permission from my parents.
Why you guys decided to come to another country
and infiltrate a place
the place has four to five that you can't beat.
It's beyond any type of thing.
What do you mean?
Let me open the borders and shit.
Yo, yo, come on, Brad.
That's not, come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
None of that.
All right.
Let's go do something.
Yeah, I can do that.
Your kid, anyway, there doesn't matter.
It won't be on yours, your kid.
It is, Will, if he's an adult.
If you're really 17, are you really 17?
Yeah.
What are you getting from my parents?
You got a restaurant in Conway, Arkansas,
and then you come pick you up.
They're gonna have to come get you or you're gonna sit in jail until they come get you.
It's a long time to think about how this is.
My mom doesn't even draw the wrong one. It's my aunt that draws it.
You sure your parents know you're here?
Yeah.
Do you know their phone number?
Here's the problem with this.
You are in Arkansas, your parents are in Canada.
You've just been arrested.
We are required to release you to a parent or a guardian.
What's their phone number?
No, stop. What is the number, then?
My phone is never ever going to let me go outside every day. It's the worst mistake in my life.
Well, you know what? I'm not going to save him. Jack. Jack. That might just save him.
Because he's probably going to put it on his pants to survive with housing and all that, right?
And he might actually get a good life lesson. He might actually turn in a new leaf, Loki.
I see yes or no.
You have the right for us to contact your MC.
Contact your MC.
If that is the Canadian answer, you can arrest him.
If you would like us to contact him, I will ask him.
I'll ask him if you want.
Oh no, how am I going to get a full team on one?
I'm just going to kill him.
We don't got this candidate though.
I'm going to put a one-pant and help Boba.
I'm going to figure that out.
Who is he? What's his name?
Did he already give it to you?
If he doesn't give it to us, then he sits in jail
till we find out who he is.
Daniel.
Daniel?
What's his like, string with it?
Who can I mention?
Is it necessary?
I'm just wondering.
I don't know.
We're going to take y'all's camera
because it's the output of you guys committing the crime.
Are we going to get it back?
You guys are going to have to come to Arkansas to get it back.
Oh, no.
You all are going to have a court date,
so you all are going to have to come back to Arkansas.
I mean, unless you guys never come to the United States again,
you guys never come to the United States,
you don't have to worry about it.
So you have to have a warrant.
So this guy, this guy is underage
and followed another Bunkfuck underage over the border
and cameramaned for a zero viewer Andy
to go harass some fucking Shriver event.
I mean, I can't.
The level of the right of the decision is like 25 phones in it.
All right guys, I need you guys.
Did you already connect to Mike Motton?
Are we dissed at this?
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What's the hell have we done, man?
I wasn't trying to be bad, I wasn't trying to be a villain,
I was just a criminal, I wasn't trying to be none of this.
You know, I'm just trying to, I'm trying to make my mom proud, this whole content thing is waiting and going about it.
My mom's gonna disown me, I'm done. My life's overdue.
Your streaming career probably is.
Hi Daniel, this is the Canadian counselor. How you doing miss?
What are you doing, miss?
I don't know.
I'll have their numbers.
What?
While the Canadian consulate helps these two suspects connect with their families, other
officers at Streamer University respond to a suspect who allegedly threw a firework at
a security guard, which exploded in front of a crowd of people.
What?
Yeah.
That's the guy!
There you go!
What?
Yeah.
I'm going to get it!
I'm going to get it!
Hey, we got one more from us!
Oh, I'm going to get it!
I'm going to get it!
I'm going to get it!
I'm going to get it!
I'm going to get the horse down.
I just hit the corner.
I'm not sure if it was a sweet game.
I'm gonna firework that, you mean an explosive projectile, I don't mean it.
That's like a bomb.
I mean, that's really a bomb.
Hey, make sure that I'm following.
Hey, make sure they're not following us.
Is anybody following?
Hey, where'd that guy go? The guy just went through here?
They said he ran north on Cleveland.
Holy houses. I like that.
Nice little house with the American flag. Very cool.
A big, big classic.
In the car with Morales, we're here to check.
He's somewhere between Cleveland and...
I don't want to be American until I'm American.
I am.
If you respect the backup, and you want to be American,
you can try and be American if you want to.
Hey, kill the ground right now!
That's what America was founded upon.
Get on the ground!
Get on the ground. Get on the ground. Get on the ground.
Yes, sir.
Don't move. Put your hands behind your back.
Put your hands behind your back.
What are you doing?
Laugh. Laugh. Sucker.
I was thinking about tomorrow.
I'm just going to sit here.
I'm going to sit here.
Everybody was running.
We told you to stop.
Turn up.
Hold on.
Yeah, let's go.
I dropped my taser.
You got it?
You all going to change it?
Yeah.
He got it.
I was rushing him before.
I still got my v.
And my water.
His document.
His, yeah, his water body.
And then we can't take this in evidence.
So you want to take a picture?
Can I sit in here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is that?
Later in the night, Moore Stalker's infiltrated campus grounds.
This one was found hiding in a bush.
Get out.
What?
What are you doing?
Sticking on the sticks.
Ah!
You got a wristband or anything?
You got a wristband or anything?
Did they just trash trash you in there?
No.
I haven't been in a trash bag since.
You're going to arrive with us.
Murray, can you stand on the back and just have me sit right here and I'll hold you up?
You ain't got nothing to do with this.
No.
You can take me.
You just, you know you're not supposed to be on here, bro.
I mean I got you but it ain't it ain't that big of a deal you for me
You don't be just come out tomorrow, and I'm sure you'll see him
Security around your rope come on now here. How'd you see right here?
Hey look you got it you have to see him
Oh
Even more trespassers are found on campus grounds this one allegedly attempted to flee from officers
That's stupid
I appreciate it.
It's a long life.
It's a QCOLUX.
It's a QCOLUX.
So that goes a long life.
I pride myself on my humor.
You could be like Schumer's Top.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Good.
Good night.
I'm a year old.
I'm all sweaty for nothing, man.
I mean, nobody got mugged.
I mean, this guy's got a bigger club than him.
Really, buddy.
Yeah, dude.
I mean, I'm all sweaty for nothing, man.
I'm all sweaty for nothing, man.
I'm all sweaty for nothing, man.
I'm all sweaty for nothing, man.
I'm all sweaty for nothing, man.
Yeah, he's just a sidekick.
What do you say, sir?
You don't think we chase here?
What's your dad's name?
You don't know your dad's name.
So why does your mom say you live with your dad, but you don't even know who your dad is?
So why is she telling me that you live with your dad?
I didn't say that you did or did not.
I said why is she telling me why?
So explain to me why I shouldn't just take you to juvenile attack and just walk you over to your home and you can explain to the judge your problems.
problems. And lie. I lost. You are lying. You did run from the cops dumbass. You sat there
and looked back at me the entire time. When you were running. Why would you break on to
call on campus to go to jail. I don't know why you do this to the kids. It's a big fight
for mom gets here.
On one of the days during Streamer University, Dispatch notified Conway Fire Department's
bomb squad that someone called claiming to have paid someone to hide PVC pipe bombs in
the roof of the Student Center on campus. An FBI Special Agent bomb technician was then
brought to the campus and helped the bomb squad and officers sweep the attic of the
Student Center. No bombs were located. In addition to the numerous suspects who were
who were charged with trespassing,
many others were charged with battery
on a law enforcement officer,
possession of a controlled substance,
simple assault, resisting, obstructing,
disorderly conduct, and consens-
Not PDC, it's PDC pipe, man.
It's just some fucking collar, man.
You do neither of these.
Before Streamer University even started,
police arrested eight people
going to two audition events in Atlanta.
And I think there's a bigger lesson here
because opportunities like this come with responsibility.
And sometimes the quickest way to lose an opportunity is for getting what it took to get there.
Kai actually said it better than anybody.
You just ruined your whole kids' efforts when you hold them home again.
There one moment can follow you a lot longer than the opportunity you threw away.
Yeah, I mean...
This guy would have gotten more confident at home if it just the whole, the whole react stick from home like fucking watched other POV shit.
It's a really nice, this time of the year.
I mean, people had more success like fucking doing the co-watching of all the people, whatever it read, and then going themselves, that is what it is.
I mean you like any watch anyone watch like fucking three kill us with the whole fucking thing
It's not in my kind of rotation, it's not really not it's not really who I is not like how what I do
Classic
Jack, Jack, what would I do?
What would I do?
Hey guys, hello, string you guys.
I am Felix.
I broadcast online.
Fellow kids, thumbs up.
Six, seven, like, uh...
A sup, PeeBee, and I are aware that...
Son, son, son, son, son.
What's this?
It's loud.
Oh my God, it's loud.
Jack.
I will be playing this, I will be playing it.
So that noise shan is that, it seems like to me, the gameplay is different for sure.
Because look, they have agricultural zoning in the city, which is kind of uncommon.
Yes, you can do it in the other game, but it feels like there seems to be a little more
arcade-y, which is kind of cool.
Look, it has agriculture zoning inside the city bounds.
Usually you don't do that in a game.
So maybe you'll have different, like, kind of parameters, because nobody did this cause
some form of a
Nobody's like a pollution or noise or something or I forgot it. There's like the buffs
Oh, yeah, I have that big dabble dabble, it goes on in it.
Oh, you missed it.
We'll sit down and have a look.
Yeah, I'm gonna miss GTA in there.
Yeah.
Which GTA are we talking about, Robert?
Six.
Oh, you got ages for that.
Ugh, I'm gonna get both.
So, I've got I, Robert Richens, on the 30th of May, 2025, said the following.
I accidentally killed her. At least I admitted to it.
I'm gonna miss GTA. I'm going to get life.
Then we'll sit down and...
Jesus, alright.
Um...
Okay, chat, last we got...
I'm married. I have no wife or names to research and cut see.
So, what is that?
Congratulations. Thank you.
Think about Teresa. Name of the game.
Move the money from your client's pocket into your pocket.
Right. But if you can make your client's money at the same time,
it's advantageous to everyone of them. Correct?
No.
Number one rule of Wall Street.
Nobody. Okay, if you're a worn buffet or if you're a Jimmy Buffet, nobody knows.
If the stock is going to go up, down sideways or in fucking circles.
At least if all stock brokers.
It's all a Fugazi, you know.
That's what I'm saying.
Fugazi, it's a fake.
Yeah, Fugazi, Fugazi.
It's a fairy dust.
It doesn't exist.
It's never landed.
It is no matter.
It's not on the elemental chart.
It's not fucking real.
Right?
Right.
You gotta stay relaxed.
Yeah.
Jeff.
Jeff, I'm feeling the way it goes.
It's not how people think it is.
I'm sure it's more like they did the scene.
And as they progressed through it,
They improvise more and more and it becomes what it is. It's not like some fucking
It's like they improv all the new lines instantly in the one and one go but actually it's still cool though
get the rat what?
Need this?
Hey, holy shit! Nice meeting you!
Oh my god!
Come on, we can't let him up?
No, uh...
That's crazy!
Shall I look at it?
Sorry, bye.
That's insane!
Did I see that?
Yeah, I looked at it temporarily.
Oh
Another round of this is Mr. F. XQC
Like eight years ago, so you do I think they were doing like like a movie thing
or something.
Oh my god, bro.
Like, y'all are just mad at me.
Yo, X.
Yo, X.
No, they're not.
Chad.
Yo, X.
What are you doing till I fall, X?
What are you doing till I fall?
Double you.
Um, um, run your house, really.
Oh, yeah, pull up, pull up.
We're gonna have a big-ass, uh, it's a live-flow party.
You want this shit to be a landl, though.
You want this shit to be a landl, I, I hang out with the hottest dudes.
What?
What?
Oh my god, Joe.
Oh, Jack.
Ex-update your fucking...
Brody, I still have the oldest name in the bucket.
Every game.
The oldest name in the bucket.
The birth of you.
What's a rat?
What rat? What rat?
What rat?
Need some clip. I don't care.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Everybody go!
Everyone get out!
I'm going to get the dogs!
I have some colors in the video.
Pat, how about you wrackle these nuts and your legs?
No!
Rats make me crazy.
Crazy.
The burden is crazy once.
No!
Chad, I don't like...
It's sad that you didn't have to have barriers and stuff like that.
But you will not to like...
Invade the campus and fucking trespass.
It's odd. It's odd.
But anyway, it's a private event.
People are doing their own shit.
It's just like, what is odd, everybody?
Like fucking go home, open your OBS,
and click go live, and fucking do whatever.
No!
I don't!
I got my system on hand, but wait until I get it on my face!
I'm gonna get it all off of the tape, and I'm playing my thing!
I'm gonna always play my thing!
Chad, why don't you climb on this guy, saying he's fat?
Because this is because of the algorithm.
I have to see it, which I have a tongue with.
I can't avoid it if I want it, because the algorithm is
going to show you shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Without chicken shit.
Which is, to me, is unethical.
But I'm somewhat grateful.
The reality is that if you spend time saying,
I don't want to see this content,
it's probably more time you've seen it.
You've been spent on a post and any other post,
it'll give you more of it.
Because of how, it's just because of how much time
you look at a post.
By the time you click those buttons,
they think you like it.
So it is what it is.
There's a sign to the Chicago Police Department's robbery team. We're patrolling in the-
Hold on, why is this living?
I'm going to go gather up all the insects in my house. I'm going to quarter them, then
I'm going to massacre them. One by one.
W58 months.
I will be killing and murdering every one of these little ants, pull their legs out
of their tiny bodies, and squish them under my fucking hand. I'm going to go gather-
Guys, the context was, what you say isn't always about what it is, it's about how you
say it.
And if you exterminate the ants in your house, it'd be fine to get some guy to exterminate
the infestation problem or whatever.
But if you say it like that, I said it.
Now it's weird.
The city south side, when they saw two men who they believed to be armed, get into a
black sedan.
The sedan blew through stoplights while the officers matched its speed but did not engage their lights and sirens.
Guys! Okay, I have to stop the streaming. What the fuck, the rat! What rat!
Stop saying rat! Bottom left, what?
I'm done.
We got a light sedan going east on 5-1 in the western, except the light sedan with California police driving it right in front of you.
After the sedan turned onto Ashland Avenue, right in front of another squad car, it rapidly picked up speed.
All right, let's go.
As the officers recalculated the threat the sedan posed, other motorists had no idea the danger they were in.
A squad car caught the carnage
Rists had no idea the danger they were in
Okay, yeah, I have to do I was this victim and I have to settle for them right but you see sirens
And see some guy going this fast these guys are stopping
A squad car caught the carnage on their dashcam
I'm not sure how the fuck I'm not alive.
Um,
um...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where's the dude?
I don't know.
That is a dude.
He's right here.
Yeah.
Is there anyone on the front on the car over here?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, where's the gun?
Why, these are laying on the ground and they're still flying on the ground.
I'm gonna go.
Go to the car.
Go to the car.
They're making blood and oil.
Shut up.
Okay.
There's someone here guys.
Yeah, I'm just moving over to the party so you know.
That's a fucking camel.
Do you guys have any videos yet?
I don't know how to move.
You got an ambulance coming.
Yeah, I called it before you got the car.
Don't move man, don't move.
Don't move.
Don't move.
There's an ambulance coming, do not move.
We're still in the park.
Stop moving. Stop moving around.
There's an enemy coming.
Stop moving.
He was good at the time.
He was good at the time.
He was good at the time.
Stop moving.
Stop moving.
Stop moving.
We're finally here.
That's awful.
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
I moved that to go, one of the second was like that.
Absolutely.
So, that's Mr. Captain.
For the long run.
I've heard it.
Something, something.
Jams.
Rested 18 months later after the Chicago office.
The police accountability concluded their investigation into the officer's actions.
Christian was charged with reckless homicide by motor vehicle and aggravated possession
of a weapon.
The pursuit leading up to the crash was not mentioned in the incident report.
Midwest safety independently reached out to COPA
regarding the results of the investigation.
According to their response,
COPA has concluded their investigation,
which is now in post-closure review.
Once that process is complete,
the final summary report will be made available
on COPA's website.
Christian Rios is innocent of any crimes
unless proven guilty in a court of law.
All right, two guns were recovered from the car.
I was thinking about the decisions
that got everybody to this point.
Because how do you decide to run from the police
at that kind of speed
and ever think about the worst way to just get it?
Because sometimes the person who pays the biggest price
your decision isn't you and I've got to be fair here too okay that pursuit wasn't
mentioned okay I what rats yes there's no rats at around two in the morning
officers assigned I'm done I'm done I'm done chat chat is there a thing that
that says exactly what the rocks are things going to be.
Like, what is it going to be about?
Yeah, we'll get you the full thing.
We can show the whole screen, the whole thing.
Stop dodging and address it.
Ratsch.
yeah of course yeah but we'll watch you here first bang it's with Islam dude
not fucking bad it can't shit it above yes this again I'm really trying to
observe I'm just gonna I heard no pixel trailer will be part of the whole
presentation okay I'm just gonna
Um, yeah.
Was that some chat? You said it?
Uh, no, I didn't get delayed. What?
What would I get delayed in?
Debunker, can I have a welcome?
Excuse me.
Yo.
Is that GTA IV or is that GTA VI?
I can't tell my numbers.
Little hearty baby!
Damn!
the truth is, some things that should be in GTA 5 were not in its, uh, that were in
I agree with games and vice versa, it's just about choice, how they're going to allocate the results in development.
GTA 4 has extremely advanced mechanics that were not in GTA 5 as well.
Why would you say?
support creators covering dependent on it look at gta 6.0 will be enabled on twitch until 9 p.m.
about all rest our policy requirements very cool chat I did it Netflix upstream it doesn't lag and
it's not a black screen if it's a black screen we're fucking cooked and I'll watch until I was
I'm gonna get the game saved by the weapon that the fuck we're gonna watch like what
That's cool mechanics. That's so cool.
Check!
GTA 5 doors are cinema.
It's a 9.2 door system.
60 month, 60 year.
Red Dead, Red Dead doors are crazy.
Tis a blessing on hope, yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
Guys, if I open Netflix, I'm gonna get banned.
Like,
I
Offstream
Maybe my baby answering over the internet to the chat sees
Chat did they I can say I can stream it one the second of a breaking bad
I see like this one. It's on YouTube. That was on YouTube. Oh
Yeah, these things on YouTube surely it's a show. Oh
Maybe I mean I should I try the X QC L
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Love you so 40 one months car
He loves to signal that he knows that doors are hard. I didn't want only with one video. I also play a lot of video games like what?
All right, I'm thinking I'm bringing back seen
Okay, check um turn on studio mode look at the preview
Studio mode
I mean check you just look at it this time. Yeah, I guess I'm gonna get banned. I mean, dude
Look you said you see this
Did that work already
Like we're
nine minutes
Yeah, I didn't do that. I've been here. I've had this forever. I I'm actually I'm genuinely I'm not kidding
What is his liking?
Chad, is that you or am I liking?
Let's see if, Chad, I just wanted to see if
I could see my, relax, gee, relax, gee.
Relax, take a chill pill.
Okay, all right, Chad.
Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Tests are done, tests are done, okay.
Why he doesn't like I didn't we ready to watch it bro. I'm not gonna watch. I'm excited
Oh, huh? You so what I'm not gonna lie y'all. I'm excitedly audio. We take your audio
No, we can't yeah, I'm sorry. Oh
my god
David
Tell what you do to check for eight minutes. Yeah, I don't miss it by you one second
If I was there wasn't it yeah, I'm just gonna fucking
Yeah, watch the trailers, why not?
Well, you're right, there's two trailers.
Holy shit, everybody's locked in.
Dude, everybody's locked in.
Reacting to leaked gameplay.
Weird.
What is wrong with brother?
I
Just so the number two
I remember
You see you do you know why you're here bad luck, I guess
Which I make Canada
That was enough.
Well, the film's back.
The only way we can get through this world coming to the film is by sticking to it.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Like, where do you even go on it?
Also, I put my phone number when I click these new accounts, and now my cash shows my fucking
phone number when I click on the thing.
How do I remove that?
Cinema.
Um...
Where do I click on that?
Type GTA, then.
Oh, I see it.
to that 3DN ET. Bang. Bang.
Oh, multi-proven GDA6 category, golly.
700 and 77 trillion, 777 billion, 777 million, 777 thousand, 777.
Like that? Let me just leave my browsing history last for four hours.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle? I am yank the lip data, right? So that doesn't
Yeah, I'll root the guests from now actually
Yeah, I'm camping it
Yeah, it's still leaks it. Why is it? Is it out of film? I can't give a fuck about it anymore
I gotta just send it give me a couple times and it crashes. No, that'll make it crash
Wait, now my chat's broken.
Wait, now my chat's breaking now.
Okay, chat, how do you remove autofill and shit?
Like when I click on search on this, it leaks some shit.
I didn't remove that.
Um, refresh?
I'm signed out, holy fuck.
Nope, I got shoulder.
Uh, I got it.
I don't think it's cooked.
Uh, I go where? Low?
It's crashing.
Do I have to refresh it? Do I have to refresh it? Do I have to do it or what?
And it's breaking! It's breaking! I'm scared! I'm scared! Hold me!
Well, it, uh, it's crashed.
It's crashed.
Look, man, look, look, look.
I-I-I can't watch! It's crash, man! I cannot watch!
Boom!
Yo! Crackers!
I guess they know we're coming.
Alright. That's the block right here.
Let's go!
Be cool. Don't... you know...
What?
Yeah
Yo, what's up fuck yo, what's up y'all trying to smoke?
No
Y'all know booby booby, huh? Yeah
Yeah, we're picking something up for you know anything about that
Yeah, go inside and ask for Raymond bro. Appreciate it
It looks good
I don't even want to hear that shit, like I don't even want to hear that shit, pull up
bro.
Yeah.
Is that in real?
Not for me?
Is it a real elevator though or not?
Let's take a look I guess.
said you say for pick up or drop off pick up
shame i just got here because of uh no other revelation on it straight up first door on the
right just for me it doesn't like at all
how you doing pick up
It looks good.
Send the right lock.
What was that?
Is that like a friendship thing?
This has got to be a door, all right?
Looks like it.
What you want?
Go.
Rub it around.
Nah.
Never heard of it.
Yo, we're here to pick up for booby.
for booby
All right, hold up
There's no idea this much about that this looks insane I had like no
He's seriously sent y'all over here right now, we just need to collect my income for that you ain't asked yourself that
No, look, but we could go back empty-handed
My partner's off the grid right now, you feel me?
Until I figure out what the fuck he am, what the fuck going on?
Look how good it looks.
We know him, man, right here.
So who knows all this, right?
Yeah, he fucking knows.
Problem is, he only worried about himself.
Y'all punk.
Let me tell y'all something.
Like, this going on really don't give a fuck.
All right, pack that shit off.
Yo, Ray, it's him, Renezda, put on speaker phone.
Raymon!
Yo, Renezda!
Raymon, Raymon!
Where the fuck you at?
Oh, yeah, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
We got a situation happening.
My friends on the task force are on their way.
They said they're paying you a visit, so just let them take whatever they want, okay?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You know I got a nigga outside your mama house, right?
Raymon, listen, very closely, Cabrón.
Raymon!
What the fuck is that?
You raise well, they told us
This
He couldn't have.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
He cranked his feet up so fast that we thought we were...
I am!
He just shot me in the upper 10.
Hey, that's what you're gonna...
Yeah, get off Jason. You hear me?
This is bad.
Check the dialogue. The topics is called energy D.A.
Nice. All my work.
Yo, so I've been thinking and...
This is all about glory though.
You know, our troubles. I just, yeah.
There was a whole point of...
sell us out we'll put a bullet through our heads i mean seriously what reasons that we have to
trust this guy all right how do you want to play slow play just stay high nice to meet you
console where's our payment please let us know about any further criminal opportunities
okay let's go to the chopper yeah yep you miss me i've been busy you got a texas guy
Dude could be a cop, bro. We know that he's not a cop. All right, he's just cautious
It's probably why he survived so long. We can learn something and maybe you could yeah
You're the perfect
Jason you see yeah, yeah, yeah, we gotta go go. Yeah, go like right fucking now
I said you make position for that, buddy!
Hey, bro. Get your ass back here, man.
Bro.
Come on, you gotta hold these fuckers off.
A bit of time, Jason.
You gotta know something to be free.
Here. If you take this.
Get inside of here!
I'm gonna punch through this in the freeway!
There you go.
Stay low.
Looks good! Looks good!
I don't know.
This is good!
Keep coming through!
I'm going to show this activity.
Okay.
I'm going to show you all the car damage stuff.
That's it. Good. How about we just chill here for a minute?
Fucking shit, shall we?
Just change the plane then.
What? No. Look, you think everything always goes as planned, huh?
No, I know. There will always be some kind of bullshit.
A professional adapts. Are you a professional, you see it? Huh?
Of course. Good. I need a professional.
Okay, I don't believe anything.
Jeff!
I mean, I'm hyper-drained, it looks really good!
I said it's my job, but...
We're right Jason. We're cargo.
There's a minor thing happening right there, but it's all good.
Maybe some warning next time?
What should I tell you to put in your cabin?
Friday morning, bankrupt. Come on.
We passed the test?
What if six started to get here?
You're still alive?
This could be the spot of something good.
Keep your phones up.
Oh, Mamita.
You chose a los ojos.
Oh, hey.
Take me to the loot, baby. I need to see it.
Does this mean we're in this crew?
Yeah, I think so.
You think he can help us?
You don't have any better ideas, do we?
Where are we?
Back in Bayside.
You want to take a look around?
I'm not a bad guy.
Since the day I saw the cat naked.
So I came and did you see me?
It's the bad thing!
I'm not a bad guy.
What?
Crystal ball on the table!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Get it, get it!
Hey, hey, hey! Give me the fuck!
Oh my god, I'm not stupid!
Guys, how's it going down there?
Who the fuck is this?
We're gonna go over later, okay?
What the fuck?
There's never been a problem.
We're gonna get out of here, okay?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
We have no problem!
Shit! Shit!
What's up man?
I think we should have been a bit faster by Shreya, but even if it was behind us, it's too late.
What's that bow time?
Hurts, right?
Try wearing a bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Might not feel like it, but these are your glory days.
A salad here's you know nothing is gonna beat who you are now you can't see
all the fucked up shit that's looming on the horizon
enjoy this dude this right now was all that there is all the time
Just a little bit more.
Can you file for that, Joe?
Wait, that's good!
I'll have to buy 60 dollars.
I
Get my chat lagging is lagging at Jack I think it's just broken it up ironically
I mean that's next switch. Can I anything's fucking listen the fuck out. I can't believe it
I can't believe how good
The start of this looks
Uh, Jack, Jack, Jack, it does, but Jack, that's on, that's on PS5 standard.
I mean,
Uh, yeah, it's the father of this guy, not the father of this dude, baby.
Jack, do not forfeit, it's just for the baby.
buddy all these comments we don't care we don't give a like like you like this
big you like this edgy kid it was like oh yeah dude I'm not I'm not doing all
that like you were getting your like you were going to do is great like which
like you know it's funny being a sellout nobody gives a fuck about your
fucking dozen in you wouldn't do it anyway this game like you would be like
you would buy a double I'm watching it again can we I just say that it is to
play it game of the century game looks good it's gonna look insane on PCW
so the only part they also play that they had a bit of blur a little bit of
motion blur whatever but it all it makes sense on PS5 standard it's running
that well it's crazy and I'll tell you that the play-division is just like
Sponsored it. I mean out there's any game if you look that good
The molecules
Because I have it on the five disperses another shit
The main kid as a woman negative I get it. It's all good man. Just say it
Man character also includes a woman
Now, now give it a criticism that is bad. Now go ahead. Give it a criticism that I've
once had. Go ahead. Just, just, just, just keep on it.
Okay, okay, okay. I, I, since I give all my positive share, I'll give all my negatives.
Holy shit, there's always something to hate on, so cringe.
Let me check it.
Apple TV?
No, no, it's just the busy.
It's literally the busy.
I can do it with anyone else.
I'm gonna add something to the busy.
It's the CPLimitation.
Yeah, it's fine.
Thank you, man.
Oh, have you shared a renewal yet?
negative things about the whole thing because I said all the parts that I gave you some
of the blur was some of the blur was bad. I think that the Molly show things that looked
a little bit not as good. There was some problems with all the cars on that. It just finished
stuff okay I also think that the map in UI looks game looks really good on fish frames per second in
2026 is unacceptable the minimum did you have a little bit rough it sucks showing like it things
are you not already have a check again it sucks that PS5 standard and and they're showing like
like, uh, like car scenes over, which will put some stress on the hardware.
I mean, it has a lot of motion blur and all that, but I mean, what can you do with console?
I mean, PS5, standard image, standard image, crazy.
Barely, um, go on.
I just get so much blur. Yeah, I mean, I'll say
I just thought the map looked a little bit rough
Maybe maybe for for just how how it is like to use it. It's good
I think a little bit of a downgrade for sure and just know the way it looks
My personal personal
Look at the concrete there?
You miss me?
I think it's worse than this, it's about the concrete there.
This is not like some lag or something, like a lot of the concrete stuff,
it's just because that's how it is, that's how it is in Florida.
I mean, these big-ass blocks of patched concrete,
I mean, yeah, that's how it is.
I've been busy.
You gonna text this guy?
Dude could be a cop, bro, we know.
Larva, they have a house there.
Where's your house there?
She's cautious.
But I drive there.
You can learn something.
Hmm, maybe you could yeah, you're the perfect room
Jason we'll see ya. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta go go. Yeah, go like right fucking now. Oh, oh, yeah
I think that there's a lot of big positives and a little bit of negatives on this
He's building the PS5, I mean, he can't do over there.
I could check, my shield was lagging really bad,
I could say 30 PS in a current year.
This doesn't even look 30 PS at all.
Bro, this looks 60 lock the whole time. I mean, I mean, it's not choppy at all.
I mean, it has to be my shingling.
Look at my god on LBS.
A professional adaptor. Are you a professional here?
Of course.
That's good to me.
Good. I need a profession.
Oh, man.
I see. Thank you so much too. Let's go.
I got all the negatives in the graphics on the PS5 program of the PS5 or probably the
like night and day.
Lucky.
Jack, I didn't even know what, yeah, true, true.
Let me just say go to that.
Go.
in pro and that was crazy it's it's it's it's it at the end it kept it on ps5 like
if it was pro they would have to set a ps5 pro they always say that the when
when a trailer or anything is on ps5 pro they always say pro always
no one that was that normal and gonna pro
Okay, ow.
Look at that good message. Um, user...
What'd he say?
He said?
Don't leave anything.
Nothing you mentioned is usually when a twitch is breaking in.
Yeah, I predicted it.
I mean, Molly's on cars, or I was gonna have whatever, right?
It's kind of hard to complain about it.
It's kind of a stupid mechanic anyway, but...
It's like in a bundle thing to do, really.
really. What did you say? Maybe some warning next time?
I can't say it. It's just it's just it's so buggy. Friday morning,
bankrupt. Come on. It's not it's not about the fire being where it's at. It's just it's just
the kind of thing where like all the all the modes of fire is like acting independently and
whatever I mean. We've had success. Well if I get all the cars I should anyway. I don't give a fuck.
This woman is set up Apple TV is better
I don't think about is it that bad? I'm looking at the mother. Let's go there. It looks like a mother
That's fine, I'll just I'll just keep it as is you think you can help us
Where are we?
Where are we?
Back in Bayside.
Then we'll take a look around.
Okay, I'm saying, I'm going to all the fucking dumbasses in the chat, as always, thinking
that like oh dude we want to have a one million FPS perfect looks a render the
whole game a kilometers away on a fucking console buddy you cannot have it all
you just cannot have it all buddy even if the game was the was the most
I'm not the best in the world forever it doesn't matter it's a PS5 it's a fucking
It's bro, it's a jank fucking people what like what do you do man?
That look at me that that was one of the only points I was like okay
It's a little bit rough, but why are you watching my fun?
I understand it is like this tremendous in the water or whatever, but it just kind of looks a little bit like that like a blurry plaque
Yeah, it does look great.
Yeah, I think the overglasers and the overneaters are both so wrong.
It's annoying you didn't have commentary about this.
Like, like, like, defending the, that water, I mean, you're trolling.
I mean, you're trolling.
Dude.
The console's limiting it, I understand it.
But it's not great, I mean, are you bugging me?
The reality is that people play consoles so often.
They both still play games on console and they don't have the hardware that you even run these games
when they have a PC that
Do you know these guys don't make the fucking
Like like all the data to deliver the game to as most people as they can
Look! The action cops are chasing us!
I've been in the UI, but it's very GTA, but it's a little bit of a...
It's a bit too overrated by the sense that...
Let's just make a assume about it.
It's not VT-8 also, man, what are you doing?
I thought you'd be real good at battle, I think, though.
Lucia, Jason, come take a seat.
I'm waiting on the ETA for the flight.
Can I get you anything? Tea? Coffee? Champagne?
Three more champagnes. Thank you.
Be right back.
Trust me, this light buzz will only help you.
Yo, I'm not ever getting shit on Nintendo for FPS.
But he Nintendo lags it with pixel art games games that are made for Gameboy lag on fucking switch
He's a state of the art fucking quadruple a ahead of the curve at futuristic shit
You fucking dumbass what a moron? What a stupid comment, but he don't play a pixel art game
Fucking a bitch fuck protect him, but keep him in line gas him up boost his ego
They can feel good about himself, baby sir
Mm-hmm.
Hey, there's a sight for sore eyes.
Tina, what's up, chula?
Andres.
It's been forever.
How is everything?
Oh, man, it's been a long time.
Lucía, Jason, please meet Andres de Leon.
Sorry, guys. I'm a hugger.
I'm a hugger. Come in here.
Can you?
Yes, all right.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Yes, gorgeous.
All right, strong. Good job.
Should we go, gentlemen?
You guess you're a driver?
Sure.
Let's go.
Come on, guys.
You ready for this party, bro?
I don't know, maybe.
All right, we'll meet later.
I'm ready for all party, man.
I'm at this party.
Oh, shit.
OK.
Hey, drum, will you do anything?
Oh, oh, oh.
Yes, I'm a bea.
I guess I don't see ya.
I guess it went by long, but my life will be ya.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yes, I'm a bea.
OK, I'm a, uh, I'm a, uh, yeah, last one.
I'm, I'm really gonna ban you.
I'm gonna ban you.
I'm really gonna ban you.
So, console that doesn't exist in a current year.
I mean, you're banning you.
You're gonna get fucking banned!
One more of this fucking big, big, big area game ban!
I feel like that's a rookie movie.
Buddy, their market is console.
They went to Run The Well and they worked for console,
and did that release some excellent sense.
I mean, I don't know why you didn't be malding about that.
Yes, it's ready for you. 24th of March.
PC 4th, the other thing is next time.
Who cares?
Let's go freshen up, bro. Let's do it.
Hey, honey, so a couple of the Lonsters' producer friends are in town
and we're gonna do a deep dive into my creative roadmap.
in the conference you're doing a little business and you know think tank stuff
that seriously right now can I introduce you to undress his new
security detail this is Petro Navarro CEO of Mega Mundo
can I take you up yes please let's go I don't want to spend the whole night in
the lobby let him do what he does then I want him down here okay
You got it.
All right.
So, ché, señoras.
Gustavo, I want you to meet Lucio.
She's got her new security detail that we hired promise.
Now, what is the alternative then?
What is the alternative then?
You want to get the fucking buy out the supply of all the random and upgrade the consoles in your basement?
Well, you want to buy the game and your fucking consoles just fucking stands up with its arms and fucking upgrades itself like fucking optimist crying, you fucker?
What are you talking about, man?
uh uh watch our upgrade my nearly like a holy shit I mean what the fuck
else man okay I would read it plan PC I would I would play any game on PC okay
but like I don't care I don't get as much in it it's there when I mean
everybody would always like to play games but on PC the their their market is
mostly on console always has been probably always wealthy we're not in a
world where everybody has a good PC I mean what about it there's no need to
delay the game to make it to make it run well on PC so it's on both on release
I mean, there's a point.
They dev on PC!
Hello everyone. I just want to thank you all for coming here.
No, no, no, this guy's into G2Smartta.
They actually make the games for console, they make it on console, fuck it.
They actually code it on Xbox using fucking tilt controls, you fucker.
What are you talking about, man?
To join us in celebrating the opening of Megamundo's first corporate headquarters on American soil.
But we all did this together as a family.
I'm in the middle of the game.
Yeah, I think the ragdoll is a little bit, uh, not as good as, but I, I have a black
I feel like I'm about to buy ragdoll.
Jack, this is a crazy take-out.
I think if ragdoll was too good, it would be like, um, dystopian a little better.
Some games have really good ragdoll, and it's kind of like, uh, it's gonna psychoshit, genuinely.
Jack, have you ever seen, um, Gary's mod type ragdoll? I mean, it's, it's like...
I would rather extend the way there's an L than make it too real as an L.
Yeah, Raccoon games are too real and it's gonna... yeah.
The heavy lex, heavy lex or like mad at a time?
So those windows are, I don't know if these are special windows or anything, I think.
I think this looks good, is this like an actual Glandor on the army like this?
I don't know, I don't think we've seen a lot of windows break yet.
Nope, took a personality, I mean, women see anything in it.
We've only seen pretty tame, uh, costumes and shit from most gamers.
You can't see all the fucked up shit that's looming on the horizon
Enjoy this dude
Yes, some of the water noise game, but it's probably some pit
I
Think
It's something I want to be watching
Like like I think this looks absolutely stunning
Brain dead as usual. This is the same
pro um yeah it's called mudsmile if I play the ps5 normal game chat with
mall that they would make fun of yes yeah like chat would just make fun of
the fps for the entirety of the game that we're playing if I play it on the
normal ps5 any game ps5 normal everybody will complain if I play the
opening of any game it's fucking it's fucking dog shit ass
The journey physics are a little bit overwhelming at any bit.
That was my main...
There were some great points and really bad points on that.
I like when they drift to the side and then...
That looks good, I can't complain about it.
So how come it takes so long to...
How come it takes all the ports then for other terminals?
How come?
With modern PCs matching or beating consoles locking games to weaker fixed hardware first feels outdated
consoles are just paid dates now
Not even good
Okay
Or put a bullet through our heads?
Yeah, Chad knows the thing. I hit the most as blur.
I hit blur. Everything blur and makes you want to fucking punch something.
I don't like that there's blur on the wheels, blur on the cars.
I think blur makes the game complete ass.
And that's my main problem with that.
I get it to PS5. I understand.
Big celebrity.
Well, I think it feels fast, but I mean, let's say it was like max credits on PC
with all the buses we were in the year, you don't have that.
Like, bro, you're literally blurring on the wheels, that's not right.
It looks like frame-genre.
Also, I don't know whether they tell you that movie at all.
It's not a movie at all.
Well, even when you're hovering, you're not in place and down like that,
like, not moving a pixel, like what?
It's okay. I'm just nitpicking, I guess.
It's probably the worst of us all. We could learn something.
Maybe you could.
Yeah. You're the perfect criminal.
Jason. We'll see ya.
Yeah.
Playing everything bad has been on the PS5.
Yeah, God, like, like fucking normal.
Defendants again console lonely because he thinks they're going to make the game for PC.
Yet, for Todd Marz to class.
Okay. We get it, man.
We get it, man. We get it. We get it.
You want your console to be Optimus Prime? Well, I get it, man.
You want Rockstar to come and fucking suck you off
and upgrade your fucking brick console for you? I get it. I get it.
Oh, that's a biopic!
I got to know something quickly, now I want them to release it on PC.
All the kids look like NPCs, they literally are.
These are non-playable computers, they are the definition of what an NPC is, you think
that this is Tommy that's playing, like what the head said on, you think he's playing the
game, and people have to log in and slightly character themselves as you're playing the
game.
fast because of dragons. Also GTA 5 is more popular on PC now than console. The main
game will be mode.
Wait, now the little computer! Is that all I said?
What is it character? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I don't really have a problem with the characters
Okay, I don't I don't I don't really see it. I mean, I mean, what is it?
Hummery Forge had got released on console after they worked on it for years and it was a pile of garbage
It still is to this day
Portage games is not easy
This chat is so fucking brain dead man, I can't
Every developer is limited by hardware
You can't optimize a game into a game
It, it, it really just depends here
We are listening to all your feedback
uh dude i'm okay it depends what engine you're using it's not it's not the same for every engine
every hardware like it's not oh this company ported the game on it this company like
Oh, get the shit out of here!
They're gonna be walking!
They're gonna be walking under the...
Oh, I did it!
You have to change all the red dots or move them.
Oh, I see it.
Okay, okay, don't know.
If you're Netflix, just go watch it yourself.
I'm not kidding.
Like, I already told you I did it in 10 times.
My shit's lagging.
I already told you in 10 times.
shit is lighting you just go watch it.
The ports have always been bad, don't let them gas like you, don't let them gas like
you.
Every port has been fucking dog shit, it takes a long time to make it good, is what it is.
They're awful. Some still don't even work it. Some of the ports don't even work it.
I mean, what about it?
Hey, take off the marker. Take off the marker. Take off the marker.
Say, take off the marker. Go ahead, man. You're wrong.
This-
to Rockstar.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Can you feel like you're running GTA on my PS2 with my lower details?
That should be real good at Battlehackin' though.
For real?
Um, yeah, the solution to your problem is not buying it on console
and just buying it on fucking PC when it comes out on the PC port.
Bang. Problem, problem completed.
Boom.
You say, oh, they're baiting you to buy twice?
Solution? Buy it once. Holy shit.
I think my head is just a lot of in this strategy.
Incredible how Rockstar's optimization always seems to create another sales window.
Anyway.
Delay PC, build firmware, launch twice, collect twice, call it development if you want, the
pattern just happens to monetize perfectly every single time.
Greed, cut.
Okay.
Happy 80 years.
Now buy it only on the PC that comes out.
Bang.
Finished.
GTA 6 developer optimization hardware PlayStation.
Developers, optimized memory.
Yeah, you've already said that this is six times.
You have to be really, really, really good.
There's no winning it.
There's no winning it.
Like, people want to trailer people watching some game.
and something that's like material for the first time ever.
Bang, you get it?
Only the complaint, let's do it again.
Your opinion was already fucking made
before you watch each other.
You're not gonna convince me,
otherwise your opinion was never gonna change.
It was one thing and you were only gonna complain
or you're already made a opinion.
You're not gonna change one bit.
This guy don't need so much money to complain about it
that he could have bought the copy twice on both consoles, NPC.
Like, make it make sense.
Um...
Is this any watchable though?
That guy?
Exclusive info. Is he allowed to...
by a PlayStation pro for 1000 then by the game for a 100 then wait a year and by the game again for 100
only one spin low
so I knew you think everybody does we saw our watch die very cool
me interesting um I have to be very bad at the video
I know how to start this video this is by far the video that I'm most excited to make ever
Maybe I should start off by saying the title is not clickbait even though I wouldn't blame you if you thought it was
I'm actually recording this on July 13th from 26th, and I've just got back from
That's much flesh again, Sammy!
...seeing the trailer, which is almost 30 minutes long, which blew my mind, I'm sure it blew yours, I'm sure it actually, I'm sure the internet's just blowing up right now, that's gonna be kind of crazy to see
But also, at Rothstein North, I saw an additional two and a half hours on top of the roughly 30 minute trailer, a GTA 6 gameplay
And I want to break down what I saw because I saw a lot more than what was just in the trailer
And in fact, I'm gonna spend like a week breaking all of this down, hopefully giving a lot more context on what was shown in the trailer
I've got so many thoughts, I need to just get them out there
Because yes, there is going to be some exclusive info in this video and over the channel across like the next two weeks
But I want to share some of it with you guys right now and then more over the next few weeks
All right, let's jump into it
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We have a lot to talk about all right, so forgive me. I'm gonna be reading off a bunch of notes
I have seven pages of GTA 6 notes
I'm not gonna be able to get through every single one because there's too much for one video
So what actually happened?
Well, I was invited out to Rockstar North Rockstar flew me from Australia all the way over to Edinburgh, Scotland
And to be honest, I didn't exactly know what I was gonna see
Anyway, at my hotel, a car and a driver pick me and my rockstar contact up, take us to Rockstar North.
We go in through the car park, sort of smuggle us in through the car park so people don't recognize that I was there.
Anyway, we get into Rockstar North and this place is massive.
We go up like three or four flights of stairs up to Rob Nelson's office.
Now, if you're a rockstar fan, you might recognize that name.
Rob is one of the co-heads of development for GTA 6, and he's been at the company forever, like, for like, two years, more than 20 years.
So we get into the office, Rob's there, look, a lot of higher-ups in the Rockstar team.
So a little overwhelming, right? We sit down and they introduce themselves as...
As it denotes, let's not waste any more time.
Let's talk about what I actually saw
in those two and a half hours,
because we've all seen the trailer now.
We'll get to breaking that down.
But what about the gameplay?
I actually don't even know where to start.
Look, the main takeaway for me with GTA 6,
from two and a half hours that I saw,
I just got to get out of it.
I'm just going to get out of it.
I'm just going to get out of it.
I'm just going to get out of it.
We had a good conversation about it.
GTA 5 and GTA Online, to some extent,
is a game that you can turn your brain off to.
You know what I mean?
You can kind of mindlessly play it.
It's still fun.
It's not taking anything away from the game,
that it is what it is. I feel like you can turn your brain off to GTA V.
From what I saw, that is not going to be the case with GTA VI.
This game, somewhat similar to Red Dead 2, but in the best way possible,
forces you to constantly make decisions.
Every decision you make, you're going to have to weigh up the pros and cons of those decisions.
This is a game, this is a world that's alive, more so than any other GTA in-pass.
This truly is a world full of characters and NPCs that feel like real people,
and everything that you do in that world comes with a lot more weight than previous GTAs.
Now, ignore that it's daytime right now, I had to do a little jump cut,
because now I have Rob's official quote regarding this question and statement that I made
about decision-making in GTA 6.
So in response to my statement about having to make a lot more decisions this time around,
Rob Nelson said this,
you have to make a lot more decisions.
Yes, all the time.
And I think it adds so much to the game.
You can find yourself playing in a restrained way,
and then someone crosses a line,
and then that's it, you have to deal with them.
Or you just don't care and say, screw it.
But even that is a decision,
and it feels powerful and often very funny in the moment.
And it brings a bit of risk now to jack someone out of the car.
They're gonna call the cops, right?
I'm gonna have a bunch of trouble,
then I might have to deal with them.
So maybe I'll just grab someone out of the car.
Maybe I'll find a car parked where no one is around
and break into it knowing I can do it and get away clean.
I think you feel a lot more like a criminal
and you have to think like one a lot more
with the way this game has been designed.
Now, these decisions that Rob has just spoke about
make this game feel massively different
to every GTA we've played before.
And with that in mind, I sort of want to shift over
to what I actually saw at the start of the game.
I like that this is definitely a good definitive GTA.
It's sort of like Red Dead 2, mainly,
but also games like San Andreas
with all of its side activities.
GTA 4 and GTA 5 had a baby.
It strips the best parts of those games
and fan-favorite features from each of them
and puts it into one game.
That's what I thought about the game as well, yeah.
the biggest and best GTA I've ever seen. Alright, let's talk about two things that people are wondering about.
Will GTA 6 have an on-a-system like Red Dead 2?
And will GTA 6 have a relationship with it?
The answer is yes and yes, but kind of no.
And yes, okay, so let's talk about that.
First, the following like systems from Red Dead 2 coming across.
This time it's called Criminal Profile, and it's actually quite different.
Now, I know you might be thinking, I don't want to play as a good guy in GTA that doesn't make any sense.
We're a criminal. And yes, they completely understand that.
And Rob Nelson made it very clear to me that a low criminal profile does not mean bad.
And that play the game how you want to play the game, it's not bad, it's just different.
At the same time, if you are being an extremely bad guy, you're not going around murdering
puppies or hammering bodies that are already dead or excessively mowing people down, for
example, yeah, your criminal profile will drop.
Now what's also interesting is there's no criminal profile bar.
You're not going to see it going up and down in real time.
But there is a menu, in fact, at the time I saw it, there was an entire Jason and Lucia
tab in the menu that showed both Jason and Lucia's criminal profile status.
And that Jason and Lucia tab also showed their relationship status, which we'll talk about
soon.
Now how do you improve your criminal profile?
Not even necessarily being a good guy, right?
Like, again, this is GTA.
You're not really meant to be a good guy, but instead, you can improve your criminal
profile by being a good criminal.
So what the hell does that mean?
What is a good criminal?
Well, say you're doing a store robbery, let's say you successfully pull off the store robbery
without killing anyone.
You sort of get in and get out like a professional.
So that's even though it is a crime, a criminal profile because you did it the right way.
Now, this is something that I found very exciting.
Rob Nelson actually told me that there is a state you can get to where your criminal
profile gets so low, so bad that the logo will actually crack or shatter, which means
At that point, you can never come back.
You are essentially, I don't want to say evil.
I don't think evil is the right word,
but your criminal profile is done
for that entire playthrough, essentially.
There is genuinely nothing you can do
to recover your criminal profile from that point.
And again, like I said,
that doesn't need to necessarily mean that's a bad thing.
Maybe that's how you want to play.
But I think that's a great feature.
I can't wait to see how that actually works.
Anyway, I'm really excited to see
how the community reacts to the criminal profile.
And I have a couple pages of notes from Rob
about why they chose this in GTA 6
and the thought process behind it.
So that will be in its own video.
Yeah, that's what I was gonna talk about.
Let's talk about the relationship bar.
Well, the relationship system, because you can't just
get a red light, but you can't see a bar down
the bottom of your screen that goes up and down.
That's not exactly how that works.
You can increase your relationship status
by obviously texting Jason and Lucia.
They can text each other.
You can say goodnight, even.
You quite literally can treat this game like a date
if you want.
That's up to you.
You can go on dates.
Even things like going to the gym, for example,
can act as a date.
But from remembering correctly,
Jason and Lucia held hands in the trailer.
If not, that is something you can do.
When Jason and Lucia are walking around together,
you can hold hands,
and I believe that will bode well for your relationship.
Okay, let's talk about the map real quick.
Rob through some figures at me the map is
Three times the size of red dead to his map vice city itself is twice the size of Los Santos and vice city and its surrounds
So some of the surrounding suburbs by city is 11. What's that twice of GPA?
Five with three times of red. I thought it was bigger. No
He times bigger than Los Santos. So this is red. It's massive
Which is like nuts dude. What that is huge as I believe we would have seen in the trailer
I've only seen it once at this point
So, you know, we're going through this together at the top left
There are three bars health stamina and what looks like dead. I but it's actually called focus now
The city!
The city!
Right, we don't need to go into that.
What's interesting about all three of these though, is they can all be permanently and
temporarily increased through things like working out consistently, doing side activities.
Think, you know, somewhat similar to Red Dead 2, and they can be temporarily increased
by things like consumables.
You know, one-time use items that will fill your bar up a bit more than usual, but as
that bar gets depleted, it's only gonna fill up to the regular point again, right?
It's not gonna go all the way up to the top.
I'll let them say I'm gonna...
It's gonna pass the normal point with consumables, like food, drinks, protein bars, which we
will talk about.
Dude, the gym system's kind of crazy.
But let's talk about focus, okay, because this is different to Dead Eye.
It's not the exact same thing.
It's similar, but very different at the same time.
But you can use focus as both Jason and Lucia
to slow down time, kind of like,
that I kind of like Michael's special ability,
but you're also gonna be able to see weak points
on both NPCs and vehicles.
Now I will talk about vehicles.
In fact, vehicles will need their own standalone video
because it's even fuel.
They actually did it.
They actually did fuel.
If you're worried about it, it's fine.
Like it's gonna be fine.
It's not gonna be like a massive inconvenience,
but they're doing fuel.
They're even doing electric vehicle charges.
Anyway, I'll get enough track.
We'll get to that, dude.
I'm excited.
Can you tell a little bit?
Focus on and you can see their weak points and of course on vehicles you want to target things like tires, which
When you get cars they're like like in between a big margin of gas whatever right and it takes a long time to drain
It is a lot more useful this time around they were money to get boring like
I think different
More effective than previously at the top right there's three different types of money or in dump at the top right
You've got your bank account, which I believe is a purple logo
You've got cash then sometimes you've got a third one there, which is your duffel bag
How much loot is in your duffel bag?
But money in your bank is safe, obviously.
Money that's in your cash can be lost on death,
or possibly a rest as well, but definitely death.
As for the duffel bag stuff,
anything that's in your duffel bag
will have to be taken to a fence.
We'll get more into that fence system later in the week.
Wait, this is literally RP's cash cleaning.
But for now, if you're wondering,
you will need to take anything in your duffel bag to a fence.
Also an interesting thing this time around
is any cash in your cash account
that you can't just deposit that via your phone.
You do actually have to go to an ATM,
which I kind of like.
It makes more sense.
It literally is, yeah.
I've got a few notes on the driving here.
As you probably saw in the trailer,
And again, I did, I did speak to Rob Nelson about this.
We had a chat about it.
But driving is definitely weightier than GTA 5.
I'm not a car guy, so I can't tell you the ins and outs
of the driving mechanics.
But you know, like with a lot of cars,
you can't just gun it from a stop start.
You can't just hold on to it.
You're gonna spin out.
Like rear-wheel drive cars, for example.
You're gonna feel that this time.
So it's a lot heavier, I guess,
in some ways less arcadey than GTA 5.
But what's also interesting is that the game has higher
top speeds than GTA 5.
So while there is a bit more weightiness,
sort of close to against GTA 4,
it also, in a lot more ways, is even more fun than GTA 5,
where, yeah, there's higher top speed,
you're gonna be able to zoom across the map.
So I think, and again,
I've only seen three hours of gameplay.
I think the driving looks to be
what a lot of us hope for it to be.
I actually wonder how that plays in real-time,
or maybe online.
So that was really encouraging to see.
Okay, we're gonna talk about the police system
because this is another thing
that just completely changes
the way you're gonna be playing the game.
And this is one of those situations
where you need to make decisions constantly,
more so than in GTA V.
In GTA V, you're still a cop,
you drive away from the cops,
it's pretty simple, it's not hard to lose the cops.
We know how that system works.
Well, this time, my God,
Let's talk about some of the changes I saw.
First off, police no longer show up on the minimap.
So you can't just like,
that was what Rob sort of made a point of telling me,
is you can't just stare at the minimap and hide in an alley
and like watch the cops go by
and instead of actually playing the game in GTA 5,
we just stare at the minimap and that's what we also did.
You can't do that anymore
because the cops aren't on the minimap this time around.
You actually need to pay attention.
Now, the six star wanted level is back.
It's kind of hard to get six stars apparently.
And if you do have a six star wanted level,
cops will search map wide for you.
If you have less than a six star wanted level,
one, two, three, four, or five,
There will be an initial circle on your map that the cops will be searching it.
And then there will be a bigger circle outside of that that's a lighter tinge of red.
So you've got a dark red circle where you did the thing.
That makes sense.
That's the biggest search area.
You kind of need to probably aim to get out of that circle.
That will help you lose the cops because they're not really going to be searching
outside of that circle, but losing the cops is a lot harder.
One cops are smarter.
They're going to shoot out your tires and losing a tire in this game is a lot.
It's a lot harder to drive than to shoot out your tires.
But one of the main changes to the cop system that I noticed while we were
playing is that a lot of cars have trackers in them, especially cop cars.
Every cop car will have a tracker in them.
So it's gonna be almost impossible to lose the cops while you're driving a cop car because they're gonna know exactly where you are
So if you have a cop car in it
Well, you might want to switch to an older car that doesn't have a tracker in it or try and remove that tracker
Now how do you remove a tracker that's in a car?
Well, you need to take it to a fence and that fence you need to unlock the ability with that fence to remove trackers
Which isn't something you unlock at the start. How else could you lose the cops?
Well, you could also take your car to a pay-and-spray pay-and-spray are returning but again pay-and-sprays are something that you won't lock over time
You're not gonna have all of the pay-and-sprays unlocked cops like I said are smarter as well
So they know the car that you got into they know your appearance what you're wearing all of that
They also recognize if you were with Lucia, like if Jason and Lucia are together, they're gonna recognize that, so you might want to split up.
They're gonna recognize what weapon you're holding, that's what it'll be here for.
So losing the cops, you have to put some thought into it.
You're gonna want to change your outfit, you're probably gonna want to change the vehicle that you're driving.
Again, and I think this is great from what I saw, don't get me wrong, but in the best way possible, the game sort of makes you think a lot more than GTA V.
Again, we're gonna get more in-depth over that, over the next week, that's only like half of my police notes.
We have a lot. This video's already at like, what, 15 minutes? So, you know.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah, I know you could see it, it was on top of that big box.
There's a full-on social media system like a lot of us were expecting and yes
You can look on the in-game social media see what other NPCs are posting where they're posting
To just go to that location and possibly see the event unfolding in real time. So there's a shit. I mean
It is quite an extensive social media system
Yes, there's also a bunch of other apps on your phone like a buck me is sort of a cash app parody
Right, that's gonna be your banking app now ride me is like Uber so you can call it was to scooter bros
That's gonna be like the mechanic in GTA 5 where you call your personal vehicle and that wasn't a thing in GTA 5 single-player
So that's a pretty big deal right being able to call your car to you
But you've got a what-up which is texting so you can text other NPCs in the game as well as Jason and Lucia can text back and forth
There's also a fitness app like telling you when to work out and like what your workout status is if that's something you care about
In fact, let's let's pivot. Let's talk about side activities because this is
Quite in-depth system some people are gonna love maybe it's an Rp shit
Sure, that's not filming. I don't really want to go to the gym in a video game
And that's completely fine again
This is something that I spoke to Rob about and this is something that they want to be completely optional
You do not have to engage with the side activities in this game
You do not have to go to the gym and get in great shape
It is completely optional and you can play through the entire game without ever stepping foot in a gym
But if you do choose to interact with these systems, they will give you slight boosts whether that's a health boost
Stamina focus boost whatever it is. Anyway, let's talk about gyms
I saw Rob take Jason and Lucia together into one of the gyms on the map
Let me explain how awesome this system is it blew my mind you walk up to the front desk in the game
You buy a membership since they are clear that there's already these like like shooting stance litter like and like animation styles
Well, you know what they would use the guns whatever like I got I can I wish that maybe
You can have like like the shooting range whatever and do activities that make your character have a better
overall use of the guns like fashion ADS or movement with gun or whatever gun or
After accuracy like you know just just small small increments
You walk away from the changes are being better with the machines so they upgrade through all of the other a lot in this burning machine
And I believe you bought a protein shake of your life. Yeah
This gives her a stamina and strength boost for her work out a temporary boost so that she can do more reps easily in the work
Now anyway, we go over we do a bench press
I think she does eight reps does that once and that bumps up the other workout ring by 33%
So if you believe in the bottom of her exercises, for example
It will give you a healthy the health boost for a set amount of time to be honest
I forget what that time like was, but if you do choose to go down that path and do all of this straight stuff and this fitness stuff
There will be some minor benefits. All right
We're at like the 20 minute mark and I still have so much to talk about we're gonna have to spread this out over the next week
I'm gonna do dedicated breakdowns for each of these systems to stay tuned to the channel
Just in case you want to know what we're gonna talk about here, dude
I put a note on the map of the police system the phone the vehicle system
Which we barely even got into the driving system robbery system, which is very extensive fast travel because there's several options like bus stops
taxis. Yeah, how's which still because this is sort of a core part of making
money in the game events side activities don't like we didn't even talk about
don't like there's no order anymore it's more.
This takes over 80 hours to complete. Uh, Roy star, uh, Robert says if you
can 80 hours on his last, uh, last play through, which is who to make sure it
plus other objectives interesting.
That was a little bit of a nothing burger, but it was close to a burger.
Um, yeah, right?
All right.
That was good, Jen.
Enjoy it.
The athlete was really bad.
Why is everything so broken?
It is cooked.
Yeah, yeah, we're starting to steal a car with the slim gem thing.
Anyway, chat, can you not chat normally?
Like if you were not in chat earlier, can you now join me now?
Is that completely fucked or what?
See, that's insane.
John Hansman sits in.
That's not upside.
OK, basically, it was an issue.
No, I don't think that's what set up Jenkins.
Main story is probably maybe what, maybe 20 hours or like that.
OK, what else?
in his office. He's the CEO of a packaging company. Suddenly, his receptionist comes
in. They're gentlemen out front looking for you, she says.
Can't read it? Oh, wait. Did you not? Did that ever say that? Main story plus some optional
What do you include in the main story plus some optional objectives?
They refuse to give- So, they give some?
How do you go to my sum?
You guys want my sum as if there was zero?
With their names.
And one of the men has his briefcase dropped to his wrist.
They look like they are FBI or perhaps CIA.
What could they possibly want?
The shadowy pair enters and one of the men opens the briefcase.
They ask Huntsman, why didn't you come to us first?
These guys are not government agents.
They are vice presidents of McDonald's.
And they want Huntsman's invention.
This ingenious box.
This thing is incredibly efficient, it's very light, it costs just 2 cents per container.
It keeps food warm. It's easy to open and actually layer sandwiches in there.
Dude!
It's just a close.
For many years, this container will house the Big Mac.
It will revolutionize fast food packaging.
It will make Hansmann and McDonald's incredibly rich.
And it will become a cultural token.
But even though it's incredibly popular to this day,
it was abruptly killed in an emergency meeting 36 years ago.
Why?
If they're creating large volumes of waste, or they're relying on hazardous chemicals,
there is a cost to doing that.
And the cost today is being borne by regular people.
McDonald's had no plans to move away from plastic.
Environmental project.
70% of it became litter.
Our research starts in London.
We send our writer, Baume Nguyen, to the UK to sit down with Sabira Shaduri.
She spent 12 years as a staff reporter for the Wall Street Journal and wrote the book
Consumed How Big Brands Got Us Hooked on Plastic.
In 1937, two brothers, Richard and Maurice McDonald, opened a hot dog drive-in restaurant
in Pasadena, California.
A few years later, they shipped to San Bernardino, California, and they opened what is called
the McDonald Broadway Burger Bar Drive-In, and they're selling hot dogs, burgers, a few
different things.
At the turn of the 20th century, most Americans still eat their meals at home, but with the
automobile on the rise, people travel more frequently.
For work, social events, and leisure.
And travelers get hungry.
1948 is a really key year for the McDonald Brothers.
That is when they strip their menu back, they get rid of lots of items, they focus mainly
on the burgers.
They also fire all of their car hops, the people who used to go out and serve, people
waiting in their cars.
And instead they roll out disposable packaging.
So instead of having washable plates and cutlery, they have disposable everything.
And that very quickly brings labour costs down.
It allows them to sell food very fast, very cheap.
And it sort of really sets the scene for this model of fast food that McDonald's will eventually
take the world over.
Also, more and more women join the workforce.
Their work away from home increases the family income.
The San Chan, many women are no longer available to cook dinner at home, and they need to eat, too.
It is the beginning of the fast food industry as we know it. It will transform the way we eat, how we live.
Fast forward to a few years later, it's 1954, and a man called Ray Kroc walks into this McDonald's restaurant,
and he is dazzled by what he sees.
Ray Kroc was a one-time jazz musician.
He is now a paper cup salesman,
and he meets these brothers,
and he's wowed by what he's seeing in the restaurant,
and he asks them to give him the rights
to franchise McDonald's throughout the U.S.
They do, a few years later,
Ray Kroc actually buys the Paul McDonald's brand
from the brothers.
The rest, as they say, is history.
In August, 1955, Life Magazine publishes an article
on how disposable items cut down household chores.
The article says, all the plates, trays, straws, towels flying in the air would take 40 hours
to clean.
But housewives don't need to bother with that anymore.
Now, you just use it.
And instead of cleaning afterwards, you just toss it away.
It's throw away living.
And it's on vogue.
In California, a young man is following these developments closely.
John Huntsman works as a salesman for an egg company.
The cardboard packaging frustrates him.
It's not very sturdy.
Eggs would break during transportation and leak, which causes substantial losses.
Huntsman thinks to himself, there must be a better egg carton than this.
One day he visits a dole called Plant which makes meat and fruit trays.
The company has been pioneering a special plastic called polystyrene.
A lightweight, flexible, leak-proof and inexpensive material.
Perfect for egg containers
But the company hasn't managed to develop usable egg packaging yet. So huntsman brings on people
He knows he doesn't care if they know anything about polystyrene
They just get to work and many trials and errors later. They got a decent workable plastic egg carton
Huntsman's innovation quickly gains traction in the industry soon enough docco produces 400 million egg cartons a year and turns
Enormous profits. It's a huge boost for huntsman's career
He's appointed Dorco's president and becomes a major player in the packaging
In 1970, Hansman leaves Dorco to start his own company, the Hansman Container Corporation.
Hansman believes many more products deserve to be packaged in plastic.
I'd go through grocery store aisles and look at everything made of paper and glass and say some days these could be made out of plastic.
At the same time fast food chains like McDonald's are popping up everywhere
enhancement makes two observations
One with more women working the fast food restaurants are getting more business
To even though it's supposed to be fast food
It's not quite fast enough the cooks only prepare your meal once you order so they can serve it to your heart and fresh
Also, the food comes in a paper container which becomes soggy and doesn't keep the food warm at all
And with the growing number of customers more people have to wait and wait and wait
But Hansman has an idea he gathers his R&D team a little group of three friends
Hansman Container Corporation is already producing salad bowls out of styrofoam
If you took two of those and joined them at one end
It's the birth of the clamshell box. The box is made entirely out of styrofoam
but what is that exactly the smallest unit is this styrene it's a colorless
flammable liquid with a sweet scent styrene itself is highly volatile you
can barely mix it with water it evaporates easily and is extremely
flammable but in the process of polymerization styrene molecules get
bound together like pearls on a very long string now you have polystyrene and
And unlike styrene, this condomer is a sturdy yet flexible material.
Due to the nature of styrene, it's virtually water resistant.
And because it doesn't absorb liquids or moisture,
it doesn't provide a breeding ground for microorganisms such as bacteria or fungi.
When you foam it up, the polystyrene cells lock up air and you get EPS.
Expanded polystyrene is made of 98% air and just 2% polystyrene particles.
It's about heat conductor. So the trapped air and the cells form a great heat isolator
It also absorbs shock and pressure similar to bubble wrap
All these properties make EPS great for food transport keeping the food inside fresh and protected
At least that's what they thought
Huntsman has the perfect burger packaging time to reach out to McDonald's the front runners of the industry
He travels to the headquarters in Oakbrook, Illinois for three days and tries to get in touch with executives.
I put the Apple smartphone on top of the burner and I almost passed out from the fucking CO2 or the fucking distribution.
Someone hired up with decision-making authority, but no one gets back to him, so Huntsman tries to get their attention another way.
We know this much about Huntsman's story because of his autobiography.
We aim to make our sources transparent, but a Googlebot hasn't always been accessible
or structured solution.
So for this video we wanted to build a special source wall to show precisely in the description,
back to Huntsman.
One of his friends knows the senior buyer of Burger King.
He arranges a meeting for Huntsman, and the Burger King executives are interested, but
also hesitant.
They don't want to roll out the clamshell box without a market test.
the men agree on a trial. Burger King is about to face out the ham and cheese sandwich. They
stop the process and instead they serve it in the clamshell box to check whether better packaging
would renew customer interest. And it does. Next Burger King uses the clamshell box for their
popular have it your way burger. Really? And suddenly McDonald's is very interested in
enhancement's invention after all. They make a deal and start working together.
So in 1975 McDonald's decides it's going to switch from paper to polystyrene foam.
There are also big benefits to McDonald's which is the polystyrene containers are cheap
at just two cents a pop. They're light and they keep food warm for a long time.
And so McDonald's, they roll these things out, the prime choices are very happy.
and the timing for Huntsman's invention is golden.
There are mounting worries about deforestation all through the 60s in the US.
Paper is being widely littered, people can see that it's everywhere,
and polystyrene is seen as this environmentally friendly alternative
because it is made from a by-product of the fossil fuel industry.
You're not cutting down the trees.
This deal will change Huntsman's life,
the trajectory of the McDonald's empire,
And in many ways, the entire world.
Even 40 years later, people are still swooning over the clamshell box.
On Reddit, we saw people saying that the Big Mac literally tasted better when served in it.
Perhaps it's pure nostalgia, but some users claim the burgers were hotter and fresher than coming out of today's.
I mean, no, Jack, I feel like, you know, like, I would call it.
I think it's most like whether I like it or not, it's mostly about like the packaging.
Like, I like glass good, but can is like top one.
Paperbox.
Like, just the taste of the something.
That's actually true.
It didn't affect the taste of it all.
We got our hands on an original clamshell box.
And we sent our author at the Timo to test if the Reddit claims hold up.
Hi, I'm Timo and I'll make the taste test with the OG McDonald's clamshell box.
So let's go.
So, I got these burgers like 20 minutes ago.
Let's see which one is warmer.
So yeah, this is kind of cold.
And this one is definitely warmer.
It is.
Really.
Wow.
So let's do the taste test.
It's like a 20 minute old burger, to be honest.
go to the clamshell box. I'm not a burger expert, but this one is definitely warmer
and therefore tastes fresher than the one in the normal box.
The burger and McDonald's taste test had shown consistently over the years that when
consumers were presented with options, they always chose the warmest burger and that was
always the one they liked best. Piggybacking off the immense success of the clamshell
container, McDonald's then rolls out what it calls the double clamshell. The McDLT is created by
McDonald's to be this really iconic product that it pours a hundred million dollars into advertising
in its big fight against its rival Burger King. And it contains a burger and cheese on the both side
and lettuce, tomato and another piece of the bun on the other side. You know bringing those both
together you have this sandwich that wouldn't otherwise be possible if it didn't have the double
In the meantime, Huntsman's container corporation is flourishing.
Over the years, he expands his plastic empire, buying up more and more assets and divisions
in the space.
His business relationship with his longtime partner McDonald's is going well.
Well, except for this one time, according to Huntsman's autobiography.
One day, a few McDonald's middle managers summon Huntsman and a colleague into the headquarters.
Huntsman has been selling his clamshell boxes to competitors, and the managers are not
happy with it.
McDonald's has no exclusive agreement with Huntsman. Now, the managers are giving him
an ultimatum. Either Huntsman turns over the legal and technical rights to the clamshell
and stops selling to competitors, or McDonald's will withdraw its business. Huntsman listens
to them.
They sell to Birkin before the McDonald's.
I thought they don't want to do shit until the success of Birkin.
I mean, they were late at the party.
I mean, it's kind of bullshit.
And the man's patient, then he picks up the phone.
Maybe we should ask US Attorney General Richard Klein-Deans about this, he says, as he dials
the number to the White House.
Before Hansmann struck the deal with McDonald's, he worked as special assistant and staff
secretary to President Nixon.
After a few years, he left the administration to focus on his business empire, but he's
still serving the office of the president as consultant, and has excellent connections
to the government.
None of the McDonald's managers expected Huntsman to have the White House on speed dial.
One of them takes the receiver out of Huntsman's hand and puts it back.
What?
It's all a misunderstanding, he assures.
A few of his colleagues flee the room.
The remaining managers clarify what they actually mean.
They want to increase orders with Huntsman's company.
We asked McDonald's and Burger King about their collaboration with Huntsman.
Neither of them got back to us.
In any case, McDonald's rolls out the clamshell box for more and more of its products.
Soon the pastel-colored containers are everywhere.
As Huntsman puts it, we had revolutionized food packaging.
sales of the Big Mac container took off like wildfire around the world, but there's a cost
to the success.
Everything is fine for many years until 1987 rolls around and suddenly there's this big
crisis that hits.
That is when a garbage barge called the Mo Bro starts sailing around.
It leaves Long Island carrying 3,000 tons of Long Island trash and it's ostensibly
going to North Carolina.
But when it gets to North Carolina they say, we don't want this garbage.
And so the mobro then goes to Louisiana and Louisiana says, well, we don't want it.
And so they try, you know, all kinds of places.
They try Mexico, Belize, the Bahamas, Florida, and each of these places says, no, we don't
want the trash.
And this becomes a nightly new story.
Americans all over the country are turning on their television, opening their newspapers
and seeing headlines saying America is running out of landfill space.
We're producing so much garbage, we have nowhere to put it.
And suddenly, the once-famed clamshell box, hailed for being more environmentally-friendly
than paper packaging, becomes a major problem.
Why?
I don't know.
It's sort of used.
In 1987, a few months after the Mobrow ends, its voyage, when the trash is all burned eventually
in Brooklyn, McDonald's starts coming under fire for the polystyrene clamshell container.
People think it's a huge waste, it's a bulky container that's only used for a few seconds.
instead of throw away living, plastic panic kicks in, and McDonald's is forced to act.
In New York, there is an effort to ban polystyrene foam, and McDonald's really becomes the poster
child of this big waste crisis that America feels like it is grappling with.
At the time, McDonald's reportedly contributes roughly 80 million pounds of polystyrene waste
per year.
It's equivalent to 4 billion clamshell boxes that makes McDonald's one of the biggest single
users of polystyrene in the country.
Lawmakers are getting active.
The company initially doesn't really know what to do but quite quickly starts looking
for solutions.
One of the things it says is we will phase out groups of CFCs which are known to be hurting
the ozone layer with an alternative.
Meanwhile, environmental groups are gaining more and more traction.
One grassroot organization has been pressuring McDonald's for years.
Now they're breathing down McDonald's neck harder than ever, and this time they mobilized
the backbone of McDonald's customers.
School kids.
Local chapters of kids against polystyrene urged the fast food chain to give up on the
clamshell boxes.
On coordinated action days, kids and their parents flapped their local McDonald's during
peak lunchtime and ordered a burger.
I'll have a Big Mac, but I'll take it on a paper napkin. No Styrofoam, please.
Suddenly, the exact same box, which allows McDonald's to serve food very fast, slows the entire process down immensely.
Because in order to serve as quickly as possible, pre-cooked food would be prepared on those boxes, ready to be handed out.
The action basically interrupted the carefully designed assembly line work.
In other actions, the activists collect clamshell boxes together with schoolclubs.
I hate this rewriting of history where they have a few guys who are bullshit and they're like these guys changed the world, let's be honest, bro.
McDonald's corporate partying didn't even hear about any of this shit.
Bosses and mails are not directly to McDonald's headquarters.
Across the US, students relabeled the iconic Ronald McDonald to Ronald McToxic.
Holy aura.
But all of this doesn't make McDonald's butch. They say Styrofoam does not
contribute that much to the overall waste. Back in the 1980s McDonald's said
polystyrene is so much better than paper. And they flood the discussion with
studies and reports. Unlike paper, McDonald's argues plastic aerates the soil.
Shelby Astru, the former general counsel who I interviewed, kind of said to me,
you know, you can fund studies that will basically say anything because you can
cherry pick assumptions that make your particular material look like the most environmentally
friendly.
They even launch a campaign in favor of polystyrene packaging, but the bad press doesn't disappear.
And even worse, as the fast food industry gets more competitive, Burger King gets a
lack up in the battle.
Their packaging seems to be biodegradable.
But instead of giving up the clamshell box, the $2.5 billion polystyrene industry and
McDonald's push in another direction. Recycling and paper at the time could be recycled, plus
aluminum food waste could be composted. In 1989, McDonald's rolls out its pilot recycling
program to 450 restaurants in New England. Customers are asked to sort their trash into
separate bins, one for plastic, one for waste. The collective clamshells would then be sent
to recycling centers to get a new life. In those facilities, the polystyrene waste would
be washed, cut up, and melted into plastic pellets. Those could then be shaped into
restaurant drawers, clowns, garbage pails, plastic lumber, etc.
In April 1990, on the occasion of Earth Day, McDonald's publicly announces its MacRecycle
program. They pledge to spend $100 million on recycled products for the construction,
remodeling and equipping of its restaurants. Shelby Gastro, general counsel and senior
vice president of environmental affairs at McDonald's goes even further.
By 1992, he promises a fully recycled McDonald's restaurant with countertop seats and flooring
made from recycled plastics.
That promise even impresses President George H. W. Bush.
He awards Yastrow McDonald's with a medal, thanking them for the commitment to recycled
materials.
But McRecycle doesn't land with the environmentalists, and they are more than unimpressed.
The thing they don't tell the American public is that recycling polystyrene foam is very,
very difficult.
It's one thing, just taking it off the factory floor.
These are clean scraps.
They're already in one place.
When you are trying to collect polystyrene from many different restaurants, it's already
soiled with food.
It is an economically unviable proposition.
Nobody really wants to buy this stuff at the end.
Polystyrene also has this specific disadvantage, which is it's very, very light.
Basically, trucks picking up the clamshell boxes would mostly be loaded with air.
Imagine popped popcorn.
A lot of volume, but virtually no weight.
And hollers are getting paid by weight, so the whole concept is economically unviable.
But McDonald's for a couple of years kind of keeps up this campaign to say,
we will recycle the polystyrene, we can do it, even though they had no buyers at all for the foam.
We're facing all the same problems in terms of how economically unviable the process is,
but the polystyrene makers continue to say...
The McDonald's executives are still clinging on to the clamshell boxes.
And with the ongoing bad PR, McDonald's is forced to collaborate with one of its critics.
In August 1990, McDonald's introduces its partnership with the Environmental Defense
Fund.
It's a respected, yet relatively unknown organization.
EDF has a reputation of taking corporations to court to force changes.
And so far the industry and the activists have been fighting each other, waiting for
legislation to step in.
But now EDF brings a different approach into the battle.
It aims for coalitions of former enemies to achieve environmental change, to gather with
McDonald's to form the waste reduction task force.
And the idea is, let's show the public how green we are with all of this work we're
doing to cut waste internally with these non-profits and with the recycling efforts we have for
polystyrene foam.
By now it's the fall of 1990 and Bob Langer, who was in charge of McDonald's, works down
the hall to the PR department and finds this press release that he wasn't really meant
to see.
And it says that McDonald's is going to be rolling out this polystyrene recycling effort
to all of its restaurants across the US.
But there's a catch to it.
They know, it's not working at all.
The pilot program shows that customers were still used to throwing everything in one garbage
bin.
People are confused or overwhelmed by the instructions.
At best, a third of customers recycled correctly.
Langert is shocked.
He knows the polystyrene recycling is going incredibly badly.
He writes about this later in his own book where he says, you know, this was complete.
Okay, okay, I'm at the airport and I gotta finish it.
I don't even know what to do either.
I won't admit to that.
I mean, sometimes I don't know what the fuck I have.
Is it recyclable or not?
I mean-
Greenwashing I vowed to never stoop to this level.
If you put something in recycling,
like thermocyclable, right?
I think it's like an asshole.
And if I do the opposite,
I think it can asshole,
but a little bit less of an asshole.
So at that point, I just put in the garbage more often.
And at that day, he walks down the hall
to the office of the McDonald's general counsel,
Shelby Yastrow.
And he says, Shelby,
I think we'd really need to step away from polystyrene.
It's really not recyclable.
Shelby Yastrow eventually agrees, but there's another huge problem.
The styrene part in the polystyrene clamshell boxes is carcinogenic.
And so that's not something McDonald's wants to be associated with.
Convincing the McDonald's president, Ed Renzi, was going to be very hard.
Both Shelby and Bart knew that, so they pick up the phone and they call Fred Krupp, who
is a young lawyer who's heading up the Environmental Defense Fund.
Fred Krupp puts his toxicologist on the phone with Ed Renzi, and she explains in detail
how styrene has been found to be potentially carcinogenic and how having both recyclers
and consumers come into contact with this is not a good idea, so Ed Renzi after years
eventually capitulates.
There's a picture today for the environmental movement. McDonald's has announced it will
eliminate the plastic foam containers. McDonald's has given up after years of arguing the giant
Chad, Chad only guess, it's styrofoam, but whatever you put something that had too much heat or whatever, the heat, the heat, what it makes it, because I know what it is, it's just cats are flat out.
James threw in the clamshell.
So we did it for the good earth and we did it for the bad earth.
We did it for sure.
In terms of PR, McDonald's decision pays off immediately.
Environmentalists all hailed this as a big win, just because McDonald's had stopped using polystyrene foam.
It could be the beginning of corporate America seeing that the future is green and realizing
that environmental groups can help show them the way.
Even though there's scientific evidence that says that Paula Styrene's okay, our customers
said, even so, do you really need it?
And the fact of the matter is, we don't and we want to keep our customers happy.
That's the business we're in.
But the McDonald's boss doesn't tell the public what actually changed his mind.
In Buzz Langard's book, Renzi is quoted saying when another ugly head got in the middle of
it, this notion that styrene causes cancer, that was the moment I decided we can't let this happen.
Because it is one thing to talk about landfills, it's something else to get talked about as kids
may get cancer from eating Big Macs. Several organizations listed styrene as possibly carcinogenic
to humans based on limited animal studies. Decades later in 2011 the US National Toxicology
program listed styrene as reasonably anticipated to be a human carcinogen.
Another eight years later, the international agency for research on carcinogenic, that's
its normal use or when like, when like burned or some shit.
Sir bumped its classification from 2b to 2a.
Now it's not just possibly, but probably carcinogenic to humans.
The IARCC's strong evidence that styrene damages DNA, ultimately leading to carcinogenic mutations.
Oh, I'll know.
And even though McDonald's ditched a clamshell box back in 1990,
polystyrene remained in its rotation for another two and a half decades.
The environmentalists may have won the fight over clamshells,
but the battle still looms over cups.
In 2018, McDonald's finally stops using polystyrene form across its business.
It had been using it for cups for a long time, even though it had stepped away from the clamshell.
What about shit like-
McDonald's went on to replace clamshell packaging with quilled wraps,
thin sheets of paper-based packaging coated in plastic.
They're grease and moisture resistant and keep the food quite warm.
So quite ironically, there is still plastic in this wrap.
Nobody was really paying attention to the fact that this thing was not recyclable.
It was still going to landfills.
It was still taking up space.
It was still releasing methane as it slowly broke down.
In some ways, the paper was even worse than the polystyrene
because of the methane it was releasing.
In some ways, McDonald's has just swapped the problem.
It's stuck with disposability, it's gone from a purely...
Well, I mean, don't blame the adults for that. I mean, okay, okay, yo.
You can't be mad about a problem. Celebrate a solution and then you can blame them again.
I mean, what? I mean, I think it's an odd thing. It's an odd thing to re-blend them again.
And we are where we are today.
In 2020, Frontline and NPR...
It's not even new any better either. It's not even people knew better either.
...released an investigative documentary. In it, former plastic executives admit how to push
for recycling in the 90s was just one big marketing campaign.
Some were very skeptical, but felt they had to do it.
I think others were more hopeful.
There was never an enthusiastic belief that recycling was ultimately going to work in
a significant way.
But even big environmentalists such as Greenpeace believed in the narrative.
We bought this myth that recycling will solve the problem and we don't need to worry about
the amount of plastic being produced.
The myth of recycling was mostly just a distraction.
If the public thinks that recycling is working, then they're not going to be as concerned about
the environment.
I think they knew that the infrastructure wasn't there to really have recycling amount
to a whole lot.
Recycling doesn't seem to solve the problem's single-use packaging like the McDonald's box
creates.
It's easy enough for McDonald's to put its own hole in the ozone layer.
That is true.
Apps, the single use is the real problem.
There has been this push towards reuse and rolling out reusable containers already in France, McDonald's.
But as a sink pisser, I can say I do more for the environment than other people.
I flush less through these methods and I use less water for washing my clothes when I flip
them around or inside out and wet them again without washing them.
I mean...
It has been forced to serve people dining in with reusable cottoners.
Now, wait!
Now, that is...
If I do better in the environment, I'm a fuckhead.
If I do better, then I'm also a fuckhead.
I can never win!
I can never win!
I can never win!
Very closely in the US.
In one of our very first videos, we looked at how McDonald's was forced to introduce
reusable cutlery in France.
And even though this might look like promising progress, the company funded several re-use
skeptical studies and lobbies aggressively against reusable packaging in the EU.
According to the NGO Story of Stuff, McDonald's let a multi-year lobbying campaign successfully
blocking regulation to require reusables for on-site dining.
Decades passed since the clamshell box saga.
Yet, in many ways, little has changed.
continues to fight for its throwaway packaging by any means necessary
let me say no matter the cost to reduce costs
I'm not I'm not fucking I'm not I'm not friends from French man I'm not
friends from France yo I ain't do that
keep
no I'm not we're about to enter
No, I'm not French. Why does this have to be used?
Well, is that what I watch over there?
You're not Native American, are you?
The heartbeat of the Jewish world.
770, once you go in, there's no going back.
They're the most religious community in America.
Acidic Jews.
A closed off group with hundreds of thousands of members.
In the heart of New York, surrounded by skyscrapers and modern life, there exists another world,
one that lives by its own traditions.
Have you ever locked into an internet in your entire life?
No.
It's the most dangerous thing for a person.
Have you ever watched television?
No.
deeper we go, the more we feel like we don't belong here. Before anything else, they always
ask the same question.
Do you do this? No.
Don't you do this?
No.
Can I interview you?
These neighborhoods look completely unlike the rest of the city. They run community patrols
that, in certain situations, appear to take on responsibilities similar to law enforcement.
They also have ambulance services and religious courts for internal matters.
They can't make a, they can make a citizen's arrest. They're getting out permits for upping
their security and stuff like that.
Even a small local diner here can become a stop for powerful political figures.
That was Trump was planning to come here.
Oh.
Yeah.
I have 10 kids myself.
If I would not have taken breaks, I would have had 15, not 10.
Before choosing to stop having more children, they are expected to talk to a rabbi and decide
together.
Let's say I have 10.
Why I don't have 12, I have to ask God.
Many married women here follow a strict tradition of shaving their hair.
Outside, they cover it with a wig or a headscarf.
Do women keep their hair covered even when they're along with their husband at home?
Yeah, you have to cover your hair the whole time.
And for nearly half of every month, married couples don't touch each other at all, not
even to pass something directly from hand to hand.
So this is a warning for people who don't dress modestly.
Volunteer groups, known as modesty patrols, sometimes look to see whether other Hasidic
community members are dressed appropriately when out in public.
Alongside this, beneath the central synagogue, there are also passageways that cannot be
seen from the street.
I'm going to go inside their homes, businesses and synagogues and even film their biggest
gatherings inside their headquarters.
Also, a woman who is once married to a rabbi and later left the Hasidic community will
share things you've likely never heard before.
But before we continue with the documentary, join me in supporting the children of Palestine.
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It's early in the morning.
We're heading into the global center of a Jewish movement, Hasidic community.
As they are largely closed to outsiders, we were only allowed in with special permission.
Now we're going to go, thousands of women from the Godic state.
Look at the link here, which one?
Literally underneath the sidewalk.
Ah, this one?
Ah, it's off-seek.
Construction!
Ay-yo, ay-yo, ay-yo, listen, listen.
I don't hear a lot of YouTube okay I've seen I've seen them Bill Barnes and
fucking in fucking four seconds
I student it's done you're old though wrong people oh no oh no oh no please
the father. Oh my god, Gigi. He's getting it. I thought there's a bunch of, oh no, there.
There's even, there's like a district here. It's where I try to get my smoked meat sandwiches
and my bagels, you know. It tastes fucking hard.
I forget. More rules.
A few people connected to the community believe that the isolation of the Hasidic culture
should be documented with their help we found a way in but filming inside this
closed-off world will be extremely don't that's about all that shit no you want
to be bagels together the jewish district if you don't know there you
get shit bagels everybody knows this shit the sound is growing louder
okay ready yes filming
They were chanting and dancing in the circle with intense devotion, waking up from Messiah
in gladness.
They believe the Messiah is the promised leader, who will one day bring a new divine order
to the world.
Where are we?
So this is the actual...
Can't...
I switch up nothing sensitive.
I'm not going to question chat.
What is like the GoPro thing that they have?
Bring a new divine order to the world.
What's that?
Where are we?
Where are we?
So this is the actual synagogue.
These boys come from all over, mostly Israel.
And as you can see, there's a lot of noise.
It's very interactive, very in-depth.
I have never been in place like this before.
So there's prayers here.
They remain synagogue three times a day.
But the rest of the day, it's a study hall.
And right now they're studying Jewish mysticism,
chastity, philosophy.
Here, it's very full of life and energy.
and these young boys are so full of passion.
How many students are here?
Probably 500.
During the month of the holidays will be 1,000.
And they pray towards the Eastern Wall, towards Jerusalem.
Our minds and our hearts always with Israel
and our prayers are directed to them.
The whole country has scrolled inside.
So I'm reading a summary of the whole Tanya.
How many hours a day are you reading?
Dude, Chad, I'm going to show you what I was doing.
Chad, you had these books, right?
And these like little maps and little like little stuff in it.
Jack, you open the page and there's like some map inside and you put it back in.
So I'm reading a summary of the whole town here.
How many hours a day are you reading?
Is it like below 10 hours?
No, not for sure.
More than 10 hours?
Yeah.
That's a lot of time.
Yeah, but when you do something fun, time goes in a fun way.
Are you trying to memorize the whole book?
Yeah, time goes in the book.
Are you from Israel originally?
Yeah, from New Orleans.
You live here?
I'm really looking so serious.
What will you do for a living after a couple of years from now?
God is going to provide the money.
We don't have to worry about that.
Everything is going to work out.
Lots of people, they worry about all the money, money, money.
Then they get that thing to something in a steering wheel.
They receive religious education in this building from 7.30 a.m. until 9.30 p.m.
They eat here.
They nap here.
They are really not taught to plan for conventional careers.
Their education includes very little teaching about the modern world.
They don't use the internet, their exposure to general education and global culture is limited.
You're not feeling it, are you Jewish?
No.
You guys are Jewish?
No.
You're not Jewish?
No.
They tried to put a similar pose on us, keep another sub, but we did not accept.
We're not Jewish, we came here for only filming.
At times, our cameras were briefly taken from us, just like this.
That's the charity box.
Charity box?
If you pray, you're supposed to give some charity.
Look at all these charity boxes.
All of them.
These are all different organizations, schools,
and this is a big charity box.
This is a different place.
People around me are dressed in a similar way.
I feel like I stand out.
Hey, Chad, I've never seen those raps before.
Chad, what are these hand raps like that?
What is that?
And this has more boxes too.
Chat, this guy has like a box on the arm with the wraps.
What is that?
Is that a word like a Google it to myself?
Our dress is in a similar way.
I feel like I'm set up.
Measur breaking.
It seems like their eyes are on me.
And here you can see little babies.
How old is the baby?
How old is the baby?
How old is the baby?
How old is the baby?
How old is the baby doing here?
10 for them.
While men and children pray in this area, women pray in a separate upstairs gallery divided by darkened glass.
Before the first prayers began, many Hasidic men step into the mikvah, a ritual bath believed to cleanse the se-
Okay, yeah, Jack, it has like a little, uh, um, leather box handed into us, scrolls, and began with a chilling.
I'm talking about Big Ben, Cube of Saturn that's a cute thing.
Above the hairline in the eye on the bicep of the heart thing.
So the ritual bath for the men, they go every morning and then for sharp Fridays and boys
go on Fridays, Fridays also.
I'm so grateful that my ex-husband, he did not let the boys go.
I'm a mom of 10, I was married to a rabbi.
This is Beatrice Weber, a woman who left the ultra orthodox community.
in the video, she will share what life inside the Hasidic community was really like from
her own experience.
You look at the world now, it doesn't seem so united, right?
So people think, oh, we're getting so far away from the coming of the Messiah.
And the truth is, just like a mother gives birth in that month, it's the hardest month.
So the world is sort of shedding the final challenges.
And hopefully, we'll have the Shia very soon.
Dear educated...
Jen, all about...
Do they test them?
Like, let's say they study on time.
So did they test them on memory, like, oh, what happens in the fourth passage, page 7
or something?
Like, did they do that or not?
This includes the traditional Jewish hope to returning Jerusalem, and one day seeing
the holy temple rebuilds.
Behind the wood-paneled wall you see here, a passage was discovered beneath the synagogue.
It stretched for dozens of feet, and one day seeing the holy temple rebuilds.
Behind the wood-paneled wall you see here, a passage was discovered beneath the synagogue.
It stretched for dozens of feet and contained clothes, boxes and other personal items.
So we'll ask the lead rabbi what it actually was.
There's also a very important and big gathering taking place in a private setting in their
synagogue, something most people never get to see.
We'll come back here to capture it, but first, let's get to know them better in their own
neighborhood.
Can we interview this guy?
Yes.
Can I ask you a question, please?
No?
I'm going to ask you a question for Kirov.
What's your name?
Come here.
We're in the middle of New York City, but we rarely hear English.
Most people here speak Yiddish or Hebrew.
What did he say?
What happened?
I don't know, he froze.
Can you read me?
Can you read me?
What's your name?
Without Rabbi Katz by our side, we felt more aware that we stood out in the neighborhood
than we had inside the synagogue just a few hours earlier.
What's my honest?
A lot of them just looked away and kept moving.
He's turning away.
Yeah, I said they're going to be a lot of time.
And children, can you have them in there?
Our friends are my honest.
Log in at us.
Can we interview you?
Our friends are my honest.
Excuse me, can we interview you?
Do you want to learn about Hasidic culture?
Our friends are my honest.
Can we have a fragrant partialus?
No, I mean, we can't do it for you.
Have we fragrant partialus?
No, not at all.
They don't want to be on camera.
We have zero luck.
He said no to you, but yes to me.
Well, is that a more like a razor?
No, shot.
They don't want to be on camera.
No, he got the shit on him.
Chat is, is that, is that like the-
Zero luck.
He said no to you, but yes to me.
He's a razor, no?
I'd like to work around here, live around.
The bigger version of it.
The bigger one.
You're not Jewish, right?
I'm not Jewish.
I'm a Puerto Rican-American citizen.
How is life for you around here?
I work in a Jewish community for the past 15 years.
And I do a lot of crazy jobs.
they all stick together and they'll help each other out.
So many women with babies coming together on the outside.
Following the commandment to beat, fruitful, and multiply,
Hasidic Jews are one of the fastest growing communities
in the world, with birth rates high enough
to nearly double their population in every 20 years.
And today, it stands around 100,000.
Eight and a half months after I was married,
I had babies.
Jack low-key, if they've been to taxes
and they're un-provided citizens,
I won't give a shit.
This is my actual truth take.
I don't care.
Later, I had another baby.
If there's unproven citizens, if you didn't think it played a role in that,
I went to rabbi's.
I said, please, I need to break.
It's too much for me.
It's too hard for me.
So without the rabbi's words, you cannot stick a break.
Yeah, because he's like the word of God, basically.
According to official figures, large families in New York may be eligible for a range of public benefits.
For example, a family of 10 that meets the criteria could receive around $26,160 in food assistance
and $13,600 through the child tax credit.
Medicaid coverage for a household of that size
may also have an estimated value of around $75,000 per year.
All together, for 10 people living under one roof,
the combined value of public benefits and healthcare coverage
may amount to more than $100,000 per year.
Like if you look at the data by zip code,
that you can see like there's a very high reliance
on government services.
That's the cost of the English.
English.
English and English.
English.
English and English.
English, English.
Jack, Jack, people want access to services,
access to government aid and all that.
People abide by the codes and they use that to their,
to their best of their ability.
That's just being a good citizen.
That's how you see the world.
Everyone, applicants to the great search program.
They use the way that they're designed.
What's the problem?
How important is modesty in this?
I don't know what his mother is doing, what he is doing.
We have something that nobody has.
One Torah and one God. This is the way.
So, what else?
Why do families in Hasidic culture have so many kids?
He has to help me. He asked me why the Hasidic family has so many kids.
And now I want to understand the question.
Why do you mean so many? What is so many?
Let's say I have 10.
Why I don't have 12? I have to ask God.
Excuse me.
Can we interview you?
No.
I found out what's in the mayonnaise.
I'm a friggin' afforsch Eilis.
What's in the mayonnaise, yeah?
They turn a video for the Eilis.
They mostly speak to people within their own community
and don't really interact with it.
What is this life philosophy?
The Jewish?
No, it's not Jewish.
It's impossible to understand the beauty of a Jewish life.
Do we have a smartphone?
No.
Why?
It's the most dangerous thing for a person.
Sure.
Have you ever logged into internet?
I've never logged in, but a smart person learns from other people's mistakes.
There's too many people that were injured physically, emotionally, mentally.
So everybody knows it.
You have never logged into internet in your entire life?
No.
Do you know Michael Jackson?
No.
Do you know Cristiano Ronaldo?
People in this community live a kosher lifestyle,
meaning that what they eat, wear, watch and consume
is expected to be in accordance with Jewish law.
when they say the dangers of the internet, you're coming, they smell internet. So they
go, ah, it's camera internet, follow me.
Many people here avoid technologies that give direct access to the outside world. Everyone
we see has a kosher phone. We came to this store to see what it is.
What is a kosher phone?
A kosher phone means a phone like the old times. They show us only talk only. Nothing
besides doing it. No texting, no acting, nothing.
What else wrong?
Hold the whole
Chattel's revamped all models like I see some similarities here. Hold on. Internet is a sure very bad
It's making for sure busy whole day. They look like a like a Sony Ericson
I'm telling you these are pimped out all the models and shit. I know my shit
Do you watch movies? No sure not. Do you know who Elon Musk is? No Tom Cruise? No, we know where the rabbi is
Have you ever watched television?
Sure not.
You're saying no, as if it's normal to say no.
In this community it's normal to say no.
Even though you want to watch some of your own footages?
No.
I don't want to see.
What about cameras?
Cameras are the same thing.
We have cameras.
You can only make pictures.
These cameras are not able to take videos?
No, just photos.
What?
The people we talk to here reject the very idea of recording their own memories.
A video is a thing that you go into the video and when someone looks at the video for 10 minutes,
the eyes start to jump, okay?
When you take videos, even playing videos from me, you are getting connected to video,
and every time, slowly, slowly you start to watch videos.
So the policy is no video at all.
It's taken to other videos.
So even a video of someone not wearing this and that is also not considered kosher.
Even like a video of you would not be kosher.
Who made these rules?
Rabbis.
feels like I traveled back in time to the menu there's a calculator tools that's
it yeah if you spam photo that's a video yeah if you fucking spam photo you're
making a video yo only this there's no way to send SMS no way to search anything
like a lucky talking yeah then I noticed the computer sitting on the desk this is
the computer, sure. But it can connect to the internet. It has internet with the filter.
It has the sites that I need to work and when I want to open the other side, it comes up
that I can't. So there are certain companies that modify phones and computers specifically
for this community, removing internet access completely from all devices. This is the company
that they make the filters. Technology awareness group.
I don't want people to see it on the watch.
I'm beautiful, whatever.
No, but it's not for the seated... oh, I see.
So, what's interesting was we asked him to do the interview,
and he said, no, it's not because he doesn't want to be interviewed.
He doesn't want somebody to go onto your channel
to see the interview and then get lost in your channel.
Maybe it's not all possible.
Maybe it's according to him.
The short way down the street, I spotted something unusual.
This is like their own social media, but hold, hold, 4041, hold it, hold it.
Bang, no video, but CCTV camera. So what's that doing? Video?
You're on social media, but it's not on social media, it's on the phone, you call the number.
Is it taking 60 pictures per second and then making a collage when needed?
And then you choose what story, which rabbi, inspiration, it's all on the phone, the dialogue.
If you look at the guys, it's all man.
Yeah.
A platform of empowering to guard your eye.
With word of the day and selected discussion,
a first-hand story is pressed free.
Basically, these guys are either listeners
or their influence, is what I'm saying.
Very differently.
I have never seen such a thing like that.
In Brooklyn, we saw a community patrol vehicle
using emergency lights and sirens.
We still don't know exactly who they are,
But they seem to be responding to a situation involving local residents.
The next time we see them, we'll understand what role they play here.
What is this cult, the Cyblox?
Hey, yes, what is the meaning of it?
Why do you keep it long?
It's like to show that you're Jewish.
It says in the Torah, it says it should be by the two sides.
Boys begin growing peyote after the age of three
and continue to keep the practice into adulthood.
For centuries, Cyblox had been warned to show Jewish identity and pride and community support.
What are you wearing right now?
This is a tizit from dating back over 3,300 years.
And if you count...
Wait, you said what?
Tizit from dating back over 3,300 years.
And if you count up the various knots and strings
and add them together to 613, which
reflects the number of guidelines that God gave us.
You see, they're hanging out.
They're there to remind who put us here and what we're here for.
In addition to tizit, ascetic men typically
dress in formal clothing.
So this is kind of our uniform.
This is called a capata, which is an overcoat.
I'll put it on a white shirt, I'll put it on a black hat.
I'll swipe the ring down like this.
Okay, but Jack, are they allowed to wear straight drip?
Like, can they, is there like a custom,
like different deviation that is like straight drippy?
And then it, you know, it's kind of a different look.
And of course, beneath their hats,
they wear a kippa at all times.
Some people are very, very serious about wearing,
these are swim caps.
The men wear these when they're swimming.
Wow.
It is next level.
Another detail we noticed is that most people here wear very plain eyeglasses that look almost identical.
It's about modest feet, so they want to stick to one style.
Oh, modest feet.
They should be one style for everyone.
I could go swimming.
Okay, okay.
What if Chad, what if some guy wins money on the ground somewhere or whatever?
And he wants to wear like a YVL custom fucking Yves Saint Laurent straight drip shit.
But it's still cold.
It's still kosher though, no?
13 and up.
She did not get it?
Two men all married women to cover their hair.
Oh, why is that's not it?
Oh, why is that's not it?
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god, kill me.
Oh, Jesus.
A woman kept their hair covered.
A woman there along with their husband, that's all.
Yeah, you have to cover your hair the whole time.
You know, women from the satma community shaved their hair.
I shaved it for 20 years, my hair.
But as we stroll through the neighborhood, we rarely see women wearing scars.
Instead, we see women with perfectly styled hair to understand how this works.
We came here.
I'm just going to do a second because I can't see the world's hair and cover it up.
So it's going to make sure everyone's covered up.
Oh, there we go.
I am a wave maker and seller.
We cover our elbows and we cover our knees,
and after marriage we cover our hair as well.
So you could cover your hair with a guy hat or scarf,
but we use a wig because it just looks more beautiful and much more natural.
And then when it's done, it can look like mine.
You can see.
You have a wig?
I'm wearing a wig, yeah.
I thought it was real hair.
No, it's a wig. You can see it up close.
I didn't know that.
Biblical commandment is to cover your hair, but we take it to the next level, because we just want to look good.
So how much is this?
Well, but what if her hair is the same one as the wig?
You go bald and then you put the wig that you are already wearing, which is your real hair?
A piece like this is called Virgin Hair. It's sourced in Brazil. It's authentically beautiful. It's $6,300.
In this movie, for some, modesty comes with a high price tag.
A Jewish woman who chooses to cover her hair with a wig
spends an average of $65,000 in her lifetime.
My hair is not as gorgeous and cool as it really is.
Like, it's a play around.
Change colors, length styles, it's so versatile.
When you do a slaw, actually, your body
is not as important as your hair is.
When a woman is walking in front of you, you can stare at her.
This guy's high-ranked, for sure.
Chat.
No way this guy's not high-ranked.
His glasses are a little bit different than he's got the drip on.
I mean, Jack, I mean, he's got the bounce off,
that's terrific, what?
Hair and get lost in thoughts
and come up with all kind of, you know, desires.
So hair is considered more sensitive than body.
Here, they wear wigs too, so doesn't it make you feel like...
Here, here, here, here.
Oh, it's beautiful, it really is.
Some are people and a lot of us are people,
and this is something very controversial,
and I've probably got a lot of hate for saying it,
but I have an equal opportunity.
If you look in the Torah, I don't like to say viable.
If you look in the Torah and the five books of Moses,
women supposed to be beauty.
Women are supposed to entice the men to love God,
like we were talking about earlier.
Though he tried to explain,
we were still left wondering how covering natural hair
with a beautifully styled wig that still looks like real hair
is understood as an expression of modesty here.
From such a young age, I believed everything I was taught.
Since you didn't follow something that you were supposed to,
maybe tomorrow you'll be in a car accident.
Someone would get sick and then, you know,
I mean, I understand it.
If the norm is that they all understand that they see hair, it means that it's wig, they
know about what's on the under, which is nothing, and that the modesty lies in that
because of those norms, you know?
So say, oh, this person got sick, we all need to repent, you know, women should make sure
their skirts are long enough.
This bus serves the local Orthodox Jewish community.
It mostly runs between these neighborhoods.
We're continuing to explore the neighborhood for now, but later today, we'll return to
the synagogue, we will take you inside a large private gathering.
Now you see, I was wrong.
See, not a lot of big round hats here.
I think maybe these are lower ranking.
Oh, I'm going to Google that.
Usually closed to people from outside the community.
May be favorable in your eyes to bless Israel at all times.
There's a bunch of them.
So this actually is one of the very, let's see what it is.
Okay, that's Hatzalo.
That was the private organization, the private ambulance.
But because the community stays away from smartphones,
they've asked to leave this here.
They call the police or firemen.
Yes, we do have our own like security, you know?
Showing them Shmita, they can make a citizen's arrest.
They're not like arrestable,
they're getting out permits for upping their security
and stuff like that.
Oh, this was surprising.
We're about to take a closer look
at this neighborhood's local patrol groups,
who they are and what they do.
In this neighborhood, ultra orthodox residents
often keep one another informed
and sometimes contact Sean Rim or Shmirro when they have concerns about safety or daily life in the community.
In a place where unfamiliar faces are known as quickly, this kind of mutual awareness can make people like us feel like we stand out more than usual.
Yo, yo, yo, come on, bro.
Yo, children in the bus, this guy is fucking...
And is he photalling or...
Like, he's driving children around, man, don't do that.
The driver of our bus took our picture.
We weren't exactly sure why, but it felt like he might have been trying to let others know we were there.
We felt like we were drawing more attention than usual.
My camera-
Jack, I really love that one-zic-tok-chat.
Jack, Jack, anybody has it?
There's a few people maybe walking behind us, but I don't know if that's true.
We'll step away for now, and come back later with Rabbi Katz.
Who can help guide us through the area on this-
You wanna know if you have it?
You have it?
No, I was just thinking about-
No, no, no, no, no, no, come on, bro, come on, bro.
The only thing he's driving, I forget a minute, forget it.
Three, I spotted several local patrol vehicles
with cameras, emergency lights, tinted windows, emblems,
and blue and white markings.
At first glance, I thought it might be official vehicles
because of some of those.
And it gets snatched onto a bus.
What does it do?
So basically, it's like a community watch.
The NYPD is very busy.
And the Shmira, he was like that, helping hand.
You know, they know the community.
They know the residents.
They know if something's suspicious.
Mira in Hebrew means to guard, to protect.
They can do like a citizen's arrest.
You know, if something goes on, they alert each other.
Do they also have uniforms?
They wear, yeah, certain like t-shirts and hats, yeah.
Do they have right to carry guns?
I guess if they have a New York state carrying weapons,
you know, and this is a Haverim.
This is if somebody has a flat tire
or they get locked out of their car.
Haverim in Hebrew means friends.
And here's the Hatsala.
Hatsala is the Hebrew word to save.
So this is a volunteer ambulance corps
made up of strictly community.
So they're like, never heard of watches, right?
But they still carry on with writing and stuff
that makes it look like it's gonna police.
I mean, I found, okay, as an adult observer,
I find it to be a little bit of a, that's problematic.
Meeting members here, and it's amazing
because the response time is so much faster
because they're very well acquainted
with the community's streets.
as opposed to the 911 when you call it could be difficult for them to find and locate.
There's a whole bunch of these ambulances in very strategic spots.
You got a tourist?
Oh, no.
At least I'm interested.
Last year's question?
Yes.
You're a tourist?
No.
What do you like?
No.
Like what kind of cases are they attending to?
Muggings, stealing, assaults.
The rabbi did not seem to want to go much further on this topic while the cameras were rolling.
All right, but uh...
This community may also refer certain internal disputes to religious courts within their tradition, known as a Beth Den.
In some cases, these rulings can be recognized under American law, but in close to...
Chad, Google said that this is, uh, it could be festive or post-marriage.
Uh, hats or something like that. I don't think it's the only high rank.
Communities like this, some people may find it hard to refuse a Beth Den process
because they were studying about their place in the community.
Rabbis came out and said,
you first have to discuss it with your rabbi
before you report it to the police.
Later that night, we visited a gathering
where the community was raising donations for families.
The goal was to help them afford to have more children.
In just the 15 minutes we were there,
more than $400,000 was collected.
That's 30 percent. That's 30 percent. One point. One point three million.
They're collecting money and their goal is to reach one point two million forty-nine.
Today, we will encounter the neighborhood's most surprising details, enter a Jewish home,
and witness the synagogue's main gathering from the inside.
Now on Lee Avenue in Williamsburg, where the measures taken to isolate the neighborhood
from the rest of the world are unusual.
You see this here is actually a blocking so people don't see inappropriate advertisements
on other random trucks.
Wow.
Yeah, they tend to cover it because a lot of times modern trucks will have inappropriate
advertisements.
Before it tore, it completely blocked the entire view from the bridge.
Well, I mean this polypoperative though.
I mean how is that even legal?
Jack, guys, I was very positive.
I love this stuff, right?
And I'm being more critical about things that I find to be.
Not okay.
And then I'm being perfectly okay.
I mean, how was I even...
A warning to people who don't dress modestly,
don't bring modern inappropriate clothes.
No shirtless, no short or tank tops.
No barefoot.
Volunteer groups, known as modesty patrols,
sometimes look to see whether other
Hasidic community members are dressed appropriately
when out in public.
So like, these are magazines.
So for example, if you look at the magazines,
you'll see no women's face.
See, these are Jewish movies.
They do have, yeah.
Corsair films.
All the brands are local.
There are no McDonald's, no restaurants.
Wait, like films?
No chain restaurants.
Then we hit a local restaurant,
and we're surprised to learn how often
political figures come through this place.
Donald Trump was planning to come here.
Oh.
He was supposed to be here at one o'clock.
I'm about to find the best way at 10 o'clock in the morning.
So we cancel everything.
Whatever we eat away with, it's based on culture,
our local food.
We should check in on stuff, cabbage, fish,
we have a lot of stuff.
We're trying to stick mothers, right,
it's the way to bring up our kids,
and thank kids for themselves.
We got nine boys and a girl.
They have their own brand of stores.
We all learn to make each other,
and we all have to have each other.
So there's not really big chain stores.
You won't find toys at us here.
We have toys for us.
They mostly shop within their own.
Wait, wait, wait, toys for you?
Won't find like a...
Why, that still looks nice though.
Chad, why do stores that the fucking shelves
go up like this high with products on top of it?
I used to love that as a kid to go on a place
that had the fucking big ass shelves.
Now they don't really remove that.
Now they don't really remove that now.
Toys are us here, we have toys for us.
They mostly shop within their own community,
where money tends to circulate among neighborhood businesses.
Why there's no chain store?
Because why would I not support my brother, you know?
A lot of the Hasidic people from Linsburg own properties in Manhattan.
Here, almost all the toys reflect the Hasidic Jewish world.
Children grow up surrounded mainly by the culture of their own community.
No Barbies here.
If it has the face of a girl, they try not to display it.
Sometimes they're able to just cover it.
From a very young age, children become familiar with the community's values and traditions.
I mean, Chad.
Along with...
Chad, the economics make sense.
They don't really need that many of them to make a lot of money, because they're very
low maintenance, very economically sound, the community.
I mean, you can just look at the praying squad or whatever,
right?
They have small chairs, whatever, reusable stuff.
I mean, they don't use a lot per person.
They don't have phones, no network, no internet,
no cell service, no bullshit.
I mean, yes, they say 16 rigs,
and what do you think the money's going back to them?
I mean, it's like a cycle.
So, the thing that you can't find is expensive.
It was straight back into those budgets.
Alongside the toys, the store also carried a wide range of books and other items.
Among the story books on this floor were titles such as Escape from Iran, and...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, the book name was one of them.
...inities, values, and traditions.
Alongside the toys...
Escape Iran...
Uh...
The store also carried a wide range of...
The... the Mitzvah train?
Books and other items.
Among the storybooks on this voyage were titles such as Escape from Iran and Saddam Game Over.
Religious Lego sets are very popular among children, especially this Holy Temple set, which represents the most important symbol in Jewish...
Why is that Lego?
...history, with roots dating back nearly 3,000 years.
So we pray before we go to bed.
This theme is going to bed and waking up in the morning.
This is a mini set.
This is called Shabbat's Hat Deh to educate the children
as to what it's like to be an adult.
He gets to pretend that he's the father of the house
and he wears the hat that only a father would wear
and he makes the blessing on the one
that only a father would do.
All the kid toys have appropriate clothes.
Yeah, yeah.
Once you go out in the secular world,
you get toys for the kids like dolls
that affect them at a young age.
So I cannot let my kids play with them.
I remember I was maybe 10 and I was playing with the first cousin of boy.
I had a girl cousin that was like...
I mean, it's consistent with what anyone else would be doing.
Even cousins, never mind friends.
You're like, you know, I'll talk to each other.
To be inset.
Is this because most people have twins here?
People tend to have a lot of twins, yes.
Among the toys on sale are sets featuring bride and groom figures.
Here, most of the toys we see reflect the same way of living,
and we couldn't find any figures representing other roles,
like scientists, artists, or athletes.
What's it all about?
We could date each other before marriage.
So you usually have matchmaker that would set you off.
There would be like, oh, I think you and him
might really like each other.
There are some people that can date really quick
because there's no touching each other.
They meet in the house of the parents.
In the Bible, it says that Rebecca married Isaac,
and then afterwards they loved each other.
So we were told love comes after marriage.
If my parents decided that this was the person I was going to get married to, I was going to marry them.
If a bachelor person wants to stay bachelor, what would they think of him or her?
So they're not even considering...
What if... I mean...
How do they choose though? How do they choose?
The person that they choose to have a choice?
I mean, what if they choose a chopped, shopped, mega-chopped, and you're like, dude, this is chopp as fuck.
I'm not hurt, I mean...
A possibility.
According to Beatrice, religious beliefs here can influence many parts of daily life, including
the relationship between husband and wife.
There's a lot of rules like when you're in the night, the light goes to the off, but
then there's also like the separation time, right?
After you get your period, you're considered impure, you have to wait two weeks, you have
to have it sleep on different beds, so you have two beds, you're not allowed to touch,
but you're not allowed to hand something over to your husband, right?
So you take the baby, you put the baby in the infancy, then the husband picks up the baby
from the infancy.
Let the health demand.
Yeah, yeah.
It's very intense, you know?
I kept all the rules.
Women who were pregnant weren't supposed to go to zoos
because they weren't supposed to look at animals
because some of the animals weren't closure animals
and they could like make the baby be like impure.
In this community, even architecture
follows religious law.
Oh, it's also interesting.
They all have porches straight to the sky.
What?
For once a week, a whole year,
we have the holiday of Sukkot.
We build these huts
And the idea is to sleep under the sky.
They sleep on open-air balconies to understand how it felt like when their ancestors
wandered the desert after leaving Egypt.
Look, every building has so many facets on the windows.
There's a commandment in the Torah to build a protective guardrail around a home to prevent danger.
And these religious laws extend into the home as well.
Before leaving the neighborhood's streets into massive gathering at the synagogue,
we came to Rabbi Shlomo's house to get a closer look at the private lives in Hasidic households.
Look around, tell me if you see anything that looks a little peculiar.
There's 12 everything on them.
Double stoves!
Two stoves, two microwaves.
It wasn't that it was buy one, get one free.
This side of the kitchen is dairy, so anything that my wife wants to cook, dairy.
We'll go into this oven.
Only dairy goes into that microwave or that dishwasher.
We have two dishwashers as well.
Now in the evening when she's making meat, this is the stove that's used.
We've got to keep meat and milk separate.
So if I just had a steak, I can't have coffee with milk.
There is all four.
Buddy, just use two burners.
What the fuck?
There's four burners per fucking stove.
Use two burners, like two stoves, buddy.
None they were burners.
Even the plates are separate.
Oh yeah, even the cutlery.
This is only four meat.
If this touches to say cheese, you won't use this for meat.
It depends. It's a good question.
If you ate some cottage cheese with this, and it was cold, then you can just wash it and put it back.
But if it was hot, then you got a problem, and you can't use it.
For some Orthodox families, a newly purchased kitchen utensil is not considered fit for use
until it has been dipped in a pool of rainwater three times.
This is done for every kitchen item.
Are there any times that you take off your kippah?
No, because this keeps you conscious that you're not the only person that exists or someone above you
I've put you here for a purpose.
Think about that.
Be conscious of that.
Very thick shower, very thick shower, sleep in your room.
No, but even when you go to sleep,
you go to sleep with it on.
It falls off?
Yeah.
But you don't take it off.
Because Judaism and serving God is at every moment,
whether you're going to the gym, going to the doctor.
Can you talk about Shabbat?
Just a day of rest.
At all week you can work and work and make your money.
Shabbat comes, everything is done.
God created the world in six days
and he rested on the seventh.
And then God told the Jewish people
we should do the same thing. So that's the focus of Shabbat.
On Saturday, we don't open or close electricity.
Before we light the candles, which usher in to Shabbat,
we turn on whatever we want on for the weekend.
I want to slide on, I want to slide off, etc.
And some people have a timer, they go on, they go from their own.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure, sure, yeah.
I remember I was buying a chain with this guy, I reckon.
Buying this chain, diamond chain, right?
Like, oh yeah, shipping, this should be done on the phone.
Next morning, text him, yo, I have a question,
but, thank you for this whole day, no answer.
I think it was the day of rest, I think it was the day of rest.
Leave it off, leave it off,
you don't change the status of anything.
But then somebody came up with,
you wanna read it? Oh no, it makes sense.
You got no light, you can't open the light
and you can't close it, what do you do?
So a Jewish cup came up with this,
so this is called the Shabbos Light.
So you get into bed, you read your,
whatever you get reading, your magazine,
and now you wanna close the light.
Let's try back and catch.
What I find to be maybe problematic as an athlete,
I'm not going to be rude.
It's just my thing is that everything is a loophole.
But they're finding a loophole to everything.
It's like, oh, modest equals no hair, here's a wig.
No picture equals, oh yeah, do this.
It's like, oh, a loophole.
The light is on?
I didn't turn it off, I just blocked the light.
You can block the light.
You're allowed to do this, but you're not allowed to...
Turn it off.
You open your freezer and the light goes on.
Oh, that's a problem.
What do we do?
Jewish cup, I'm going to do this.
What?
So whenever you open your freezer,
you're going to be on my light.
You won't turn it on anymore.
Yo, my boy, my boy!
Since cooking is not allowed once your pot begins,
wheels are prepared in advance
and later warmed through a special oven setting.
So, this oven turns into a war with you hold down the right buttons, special features,
see what that says?
So that you're doing good before set, what temperature you want to be in, what you want to go for,
what else you can do in so that guaranteeing the private domain to a public domain.
Work is prohibited on Shabbat as the day is meant to avoid reshaping the physical world
and instead focus on rest and spirituality for observant cues daily life pauses
And in rare cases, certain restrictions might complicate emergency situations.
When I had my first baby, like he went to the synagogue and I was like,
she was a premature baby. And then I remember going to the doctor and the doctor was yelling,
I mean, why took me a few hours to come in? I'd been like laying in bed and I
should have been in the hospital. But instead he went to the synagogue and he
didn't want to call the ambulance because it was like Shabbos, which is 100% wrong.
And I was too scared to fall because, you know, it can't desecrate.
But meanwhile I could have, like my baby could have died.
The rules of Shabbat are taken so seriously that observant Jewish people avoid using electronics,
cooking, working, driving, recurring money and keys.
To make daily life possible within these rules, some-
Yeah but who works the hospital though? That's the case though.
Some communities in New York have created an error marked by wire-
Oh I heard about that!
...strictly disability polls.
The thing why you see a bomb?
Jack, this is the base loophole of all.
I- okay, I can do it all, but I'm-
I'm- I'm- I'm- yes.
It's the mega loophole where it's like you're inside
but outside so it doesn't count.
It is called arrow and slightly important.
If this wire snap right now,
older people wouldn't be able to use their walkers
and sick people wouldn't be able to use their medicines.
So look, there's the sign.
Over there?
Yeah.
It says arrow?
Yes.
An arrow is a religious boundary that allows people
who observe Shabbat to carry certain items in public areas.
In New York, one arrow stretches roughly 20 miles
around Manhattan while another extends
about 55 miles across large parts of Brooklyn, marked by wires attached to utility poles.
These boundaries require regular inspection. The Manhattan era of alone is reported to
cost around $200,000 a year to maintain. Just before entering the synagogue, Rabbi Katz
began giving blessings out.
the whole way. So that means that everybody in within those, the government, everybody's
every coach or whatever, I mean, it, and then I straightly.
Now it's time for the moment we've all been waiting for. Let's attend the main gathering
at their lodge.
Are you guys yours?
Yeah, it's the best area of all time.
There we go. Oh, the Mizzuzza. This is the little piece of parchment which has those
portions of the Bible. And every time we walk by, some people touch it and kiss it, it's
Offering protection on the house and the synagogue.
And here we go.
When I entered the sanctuary, men of all ages
were already deep in prayer.
They're very united.
As if everyone we came across shared the same purpose.
Before prayer, they put on religious items
on different parts of their bodies.
I'm doing the Mexican right now.
This is called Cicada.
OK, Chad.
That guy looked like he was seven years old, eight years old.
He's reading the book. What does he not know? Is there always more? I mean, how much could
there to be known that he still doesn't know everything?
To bind the words of God, you put one box on your arm towards your heart, and this expresses the
love that a Jew has towards God. You put the one on your head, this expresses the intellect that
you have to think about God. And the Bible says the box has to be between your eyes. So you have
And then you make sure, bingo.
Wait!
Wait!
What?
What?
He had the third one with the mirror.
Chad, this is like when Traymo's like, oh yeah, here's a webcam.
And he's like, I'm gonna show the webcam.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, buddy, it's like boxed up shit.
And then you make sure, bingo.
I got the chair belt.
And they're singing in anticipation of getting ready for the prayers.
He is fully covered.
They keep reminding themselves of the rules by singing, reading Torah.
As you can see, the Libraba is right there, and the crowd watches him closely, taking their cues from him.
Sometimes, we feel like people are keeping an eye on us from the distance.
We feel like people are keeping an eye on us from the distance.
They never stop praying. They've been constantly praying since 10 o'clock.
Boy, I mean, you don't have to have them, buddy.
Favorable in your eyes to bless your people, Israel, at all times.
Many of the people here don't just read the Torah, they greet it, they live it, and see it as the absolute truth.
Along with praying for the well-being of the state of Israel, the people here pray and sing.
I'm not going to be outrageous. I'm not going to be outrageous.
I know that culturally, they're all diverse. How does that come about if they keep the community really tight like that?
I mean, is there outsiders or whatever?
For their holy temple to be rebuilt, but the site where they believe it should stand is
already home to Al-Aqsa, one of the holy assaults in Israel.
Rebuilding it on this exact site would mean the two religious sites could not exist there
at the same time, and this site is in East Jerusalem, which the United Nations considers
part of the Palestinian territory.
They sway while praying, as an expression of focus, devotion, and spiritual intensity.
Allowed to film?
Devotion and spiritual intensity.
Now you're going to shit on!
Allowed to film?
Yeah.
That looks like a potato cane!
important website. Please go to that website to find information on how to make the world
a better place.
The city communities also accept converts, and some of the people in the United States
certainly encouraged us to learn more about Judaism.
We're all created by God for one purpose.
I can feel a certain caution in the air. For this city community, this place is almost
like the Vatican of New York City, in a city that never sleeps. Prayer here seems to continue
almost around the clock.
He's putting that filling the black box is for the first time. Now he's a grown-up buddy. Why don't you ask someone who knows
From their community instead of asking the randomism buddy. They don't they don't use the internet
They know you they don't use the internet. They don't do all that with the fucking like an ask
All right, he's a grown-up. Now we have a boy here
Is an appropriation song
No cameras, but they have a microphone. How does that make sense?
When the boy turns 13, they change their clothes completely.
The boys go from wearing color shirts and slacks to the full suit, full black hat.
They become a man with only white shirts always.
And by the time they turn 13 for high school, there's no academic studies at all.
Inside this synagogue, behind the wooden panels we see along the walls, a passage was discovered in 2024.
Discovered?
It was nearly 65 feet long and contained mattresses, clothes, boxes, and other personal items.
When authorities came to inspect the area, some people refused to leave.
What is really under this synagogue?
The tunnels?
So actually, they weren't tunnels at all.
It wasn't a tunnel. It was breaking open a wall.
I'm pretty sure that Tiddebug knows about this, as for his expertise.
From one building to the next building, they didn't get permission, they did it on their own, so they were disciplined.
Rabbi Friedman described it as a simple wall opening, but given the extent of the digging,
authorities considered the situation serious enough to take legal action.
Do you ever feel regret of leaving?
No.
Beatrice once occupied a prominent position in the community as the wife of a rabbi, but she later left it.
She explained her own experience after leaving and how personal the conflict became.
My family tried to take away all the children from me.
I experienced such betrayal.
We turned everything Beatrice told us.
I'm just going to use the internet to talk about this moment.
There's this strength.
Yeah, now I get it.
These guys are more like the more stronger into the other thing, right?
So it's not as loose.
From her own point of view, into a separate video.
I lived in Israel for six months.
This special video goes much deeper than the moment you saw in this documentary.
And it contains everything you need to know about the Hasidic community.
The video then moves on to other questions.
How does the hierarchy work?
I also want to understand how this community sustains itself financially.
That is a good question.
However, we've released this video exclusively for our channel members.
And only those who become members will be able to watch it.
YouTube's join feature is a membership system that allows viewers to support our channel
with a small monthly contract to be continued producing these high-budget videos.
in Beatrice's full interview to watch this video and support um I just format that and then then turn over here for sure
All right, it's more on investigative, but also
um, I
I do think it's still a little bit angled and no disrespect to the government if you don't I think I think
80s in a time
I think it's it looks these are the neutral but it comes off as tiny bit judgmental or a little bit like
accepting a conclusion if it's kind of like
Like not a good looking and moving on well, just because sometimes I feel like
Something that you don't understand or keep asking some people get it and they get an answer whatever not to okay
It's probably because it isn't in moving on. Well, it's a little bit disrespectful
Yeah, but that's my view on it because he is a crucial market. I'm a lot of had my own opinion. I think it's sometimes it's a little bit
like that. And I think I'm perfectly reasonable with this. Repeat that in English. Okay. I
just find it so that Tyler, Tyler Oliveira, whatever his name is, he makes these videos
many more on the negative conclusion side always, right? If it's something that's kind
Whatever we don't know. We don't know what the conclusion is and it seems kind of it could be it could be negative
It's all like all negative and it's just you moving on, right?
I guess that this guy less but sometimes a little bit of undertones of bats. That's just my that's just my personal
It's how the video played for me in front of me
What look at this
Explain how I'm wrong.
Um, okay.
It shows how it is.
Yeah, I mean, not entirely though.
Just some...
How about you play some games if you wanted to learn or watch documentaries?
I wouldn't have skipped school.
What?
But they do I can't watch it because it's uh, why can't I say
You can't suck off fucking bottle pot.
Look at these fucking school bars.
They're all fucking jackpot.
They're running some time.
It doesn't look like it, but I'm trying.
It'd be nice, man.
I mean, it resembles a little bit.
It resembles, for sure.
It's why I said it's why I said the video,
because that's why I call it first.
What is it? Dude stop hold on.
Look at this postwoman company. Stop this.
I'm not going to open it.
What's that linking it?
It's automatic.
Why do you keep making this?
They're purifiers and water purifiers and they're always giving back to the community.
is giving back to the community. Well, I got an email from someone who said they used to be very
high up in this company and the only reason this company exists is to fund the world's biggest
human trafficking ring ever. So I asked them if they'd be down to get on a call with me.
me. This guy wants to remain anonymous, but this woman Myra is an ex employee of this
company who used to work right underneath the CEO. The company is called Ideal Living
and is located about 30 minutes away from Los Angeles.
I worked at that company over a 15 year period.
I was the senior brand manager for the two largest
non-information brands at the company.
Because she was so high up,
she knows all of the company's secrets.
She's probably the only person in the world
who has the power to completely destroy this company.
So you might be thinking,
how does an air purifier company from Los Angeles
get away with funding the world's biggest human trafficking ring well they
have a pretty sneaky way of pulling this off the leader of all of the abuse
pretends to be a god he has his own organization called joggeru kripalu
parachat or jkp for short on their website you can see that this man claims
to be the fifth joggeru of the world which
All right, well, chat, it's not an advantage to me.
I watch a business of these, back many ways.
It's a little bit like the same things,
it's very repetitive for me.
Okay, what else?
What is that?
You know, 100 streamers are tour,
it's Fortnite, turn it into Duo, it was number 12.
But who and who don't?
Like actually, how do they get about that?
I remember we were going to just play two pros together
and just win the whole thing, like, what?
Oh, yes, I saw Nikila's tweet.
I saw that.
Trainers and play games, definitely not among us.
And you've been like,
when played among us in forever, with that.
What?
Try not to play games, they'll never play that.
Because I think Tray has some vendetta against the people that make Amogus, like he feels
kind of slighted by them I think is why he doesn't play the game.
The reactor is out of reactions?
Oh I'm not.
That's it for me. I mean, I played it like a couple months ago.
Okay, Jack. Now what?
Bye.
you
you
you
you
you
I think it can be fun for a little bit, thoughts?
I've played with the game, everything comes out, I play it a little bit, I like learning
and teaching.
It's a common good easy to save an innocent person's life.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Why, am I on the track at least, surely?
2k.
Checking if I can activate it now?
Is that if I activate it?
203A, 203A, 203A, 203A.
Wait, it's blending!
Wait!
So it's pet- it's pending?
How could it be pending? I just bought it!
Um, yo?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Uh, county sales?
Uh, purchase history?
Pending purchase?
Buddy, I have money in my wallet!
How the fuck can I not buy this shit?
Cancel transaction.
Uh, okay, let me re-buy it.
I mean, hold on.
In cards, okay?
Now buy it.
Now buy it.
Here is five dollars, Brokey.
What the actual fucker?
It's pending for review!
And I wanted to tell you how much you meant to me and at 1.6 game. I am a telltale
What is what is there for two depending?
Chat what could be there to delay this it's my I have money in my account, man. Oh
Oh
I'm buying again. I'm gonna fuck that. I forgot. I'm gonna do cancer transaction cancel
I mean, this is crazy. 2k. I'll buy the other protection, fuck it. I'll buy the deluxe instead.
Can I buy the deluxe? I'll remove the ultimates.
Thank God, holy saved. Yearly shit, 2k. I'm glad I didn't have to click away, www.
Not enough space!
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother, brother, brother.
How do you install locally?
Okay.
Playfest.
Uninstall.
So what do you, Black Ops 3, Devian and Saul?
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you
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I don't give a shit about that, mixed.
These are wars they were ten years ago, true.
Games are awful, but we're like copy-pasted.
It's yet, true.
My career is still tied to online, those labs are true.
Dumb player base in the history of gaming.
It's the most evil black, yet true.
I'm trying to write about everything.
War is the game of ever stupid ass,
builds, broken, steals, and defences over.
I mean chat what is that?
Are you turn death?
I'm not on death. I don't know the songs. I mean for another song. I'm not gonna know it
Like I don't know the song I'm not on death. I don't know it
Oh
uh
Really
Is that the mode
Are we oiled in this airs?
Uh, classic.
No, no, that's a classic game.
Now, re-roll. Now, re-roll.
Uh, can I hide you, re-roll?
the
same element to see despair
way what's the result of that
uh... uh... uh... uh... it's uh...
uh... it's uh...
Okay, G-Mod, yeah. But, I mean, everything from Chad's episode is in the count.
Right into the song, into the song.
Chad, these aren't possible!
Who the fuck is Harry Nilsson?!
you
you
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That what the beginning was absolutely the same oh, that's I just just walks
No, no, no, no, yeah.
That's uh, SOS?
SOS.
SOS.
Uh, it's Rihanna S.O.S.
I didn't cheat, I didn't cheat on any posts.
I mean, how?
Watch the bottom, actually in one frame
where you can look close to out of the bottom.
It's not there, so I can't even click it.
I didn't even look at the chat a single time, not one frame.
And I also hummed it as soon as it started.
I mean, you're just done, then.
I got a feeling.
Okay, watch this. Watch this.
dude uh what is this remix thing man
chat uh
Uh, there you go.
Oh, that's so hard, man.
What is that? What are you like?
Ehh...
Ummm...
Bang! It's what I do!
What are you like?
What a banger!
That was bang album.
Oh wait I know this oh I know just like it it's a good I love this song it's a
No. I forgot what it is, man. I'll just pick it. It- it- it- it- it- it- it- it- it just
makes sense. It's- it's a good line work, that, and it's like a feeling, so I'm gonna
add it.
Chat, pre-dui, I mean he used to go hard, he used to go hard.
Find a single frame out of the leg of the string on any of these cheating ones.
I mean, it's annoying, you guys are making it unfunner.
In one month, it'll be the 10-year sub-anniversary Pog.
Like, I don't get all of this.
Wait, that's...
It's uh, it's somebody wanna
I forgot what time it is though
Oh, is it mom something's mom
I mean, I had it, I had it. If I just, if I took the time to do it, I would have gotten it.
Oh, dude, it's, uh...
Fuck, I had it, I had it, I had it, I had it!
Love watching my stream of cheese.
I've been named a bitch.
I'm not a namesake, I'm just a classic.
I knew it! I didn't want to say anything!
I didn't want to be wrong, okay, you know what?
I didn't want to be wrong. I didn't want to be wrong.
Okay, watch this.
Just for you, I'll do this, like this, like that, and I'll minimize it with the fucking chats.
Stop being a fucking bitch, and watch this.
And I'll probably do it better.
Come on, let me do pieces of it.
Oh
It's Mario
Dude, maybe no, yo
Are you ever gonna beat the hell out of her I'm a spamming cat. Hey with Mario. I'm I can't believe it
I didn't call this
I know this song
yeah yeah whatever man I'm over it well I'm not gonna I'm not you know I mean
okay just a moment it was one more one more one we roll off I'll clap this one
easy
one more one more lady lady is it this one?
Okay, okay
No, I don't know anymore
Okay, I could use the song again all the time.
It's ArchCp, red, hot.
This one, I'm not gonna get it.
Uh, no, no, no.
I mean, it was in the final, so.
the noise. I want to hear the gunness. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's going down, down, down.
uh it's uh it's uh it's uh it's uh it's um it's um it's um it's um it's uh
i got down down tell me that
it's uh fire boys fire boy fuck fire boys no no i lost it no i lost it uh it's entry
I had it all the ladies
as good or better than before as good or better so I mean it's it's a little
Okay, let me do what one sentence and then see what's up. It's already so buggy
50 years
I knew it, I know I think next I want I want to go and play the thing
I want you.
If we were in the 1500s you would be my personal friend.
Boy, Jester.
But, but that's just about the least.
Do Spotify, brother.
Let me just check, um, what, what is it?
Roblox Debates?
Sounds good to me.
I'm on the wrong website then, that's not true.
AI interrogation, uh, recommend for you ghost driver.
Oh, let me just, let me just, I'm just giving this low talent more on money lol.
Uh, here's a telewon, here's a what though.
I
Know we just saw that so what you know what to play it in
Broke my foot now unemployed for six weeks. What was it beans the juicer executes the L
there's nothing
Why did it break
You're not allowed to put that on the box.
Oh my god.
That's so fucking loud, man.
Oh man, that was easy dub.
Okay, I mean, I was stabbed out, but okay, I mean, that is easy, what?
Larpiece.
52 months aware work in March in the in the in the third one
Wow wagger wagger wagger wagger wagger wagger wagger
get a job chat a j o b yes i said it a j o b
wagga wagga wagga
sorry you're just gonna google it or what
55 big ones love ux and chat
You have to write it down a table though.
Guys, it's ranked like this?
I don't have any options.
I was right, that was the third one.
I mean, I can and I didn't so I don't care.
Wait I clicked first then.
I clicked first, what?
Okay, okay, and you're, you are from the UK so I mean, okay.
Now go clean your clothes in the kitchen, buddy.
Um, uh, steps.
On the go.
Dude, you're buzzing in, but you like don't know the answer.
You literally lose it.
Because I look at something that I know of, right?
And I click it, I mean, I don't care.
I see words, I answer the question,
and I see a word that I will know, I click it.
Okay, I mean, you lost, now you're gonna lose, so.
Okay, let's see this one out.
No, wait a second.
Uh.
There'd be a witch movie or something, whatever.
Try not to cheat for once, little pup.
Yeah, you, you, you Google that, you Google that, we heard you Google that, you heard
Google. Yeah, that's that's gonna be a cat.
That's gonna be a cat.
So what was it? So what was it? So what was it?
So why did you buzz in?
It wasn't me, what a calm down.
Just let it roll, let it roll, let it roll, do not click it.
We don't know it, we don't know it.
Yo, this needs to stop stalling, it's annoying me.
Now, select something that's more of your style, like geography 200, like don't, oh
Oh, Gigi. That means over.
You don't know this, you're lucky.
How's it going?
Nice.
I just thought it would rhyme with his name. It sounds like aura.
But I guess he had no aura.
Uh, so, so, so, so,
So just don't buzz in or you don't know the answer.
Brarack?
What?
Dude, you, wasn't he the president?
You typed Brarack?
Even the president wasn't named Brarack.
His name was Barack.
Dude, what would you know?
You're from freaking Canada.
What would you know?
No, come on
Of course, you know of course the British guy
Okay, dude. Okay.
It's, it's, it's not.
Select a squid before I lose my mind.
I don't, I don't even want this because it's so debuffs.
Oh.
It's, it's not, it's not by any color. It's not by any color at all.
No, it's just not.
You're a negative to one.
That's not by any color.
It is literally just not.
The game's wrong.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Except the card and color.
Good.
Oh my gosh.
Yo, you're googling it.
You're googling it.
How could I?
We don't need to, we don't need to, the Russian is it.
I don't know it.
I don't know, I'm not gonna club us in it.
I understand now, now you don't buzz in it.
Wait, it was what?
What is this game, by the way, if that was?
I forgot me, it is!
You're cheating! You're cheating! You're cheating! You're cheating! You're cheating! You're cheating!
How am I cheating? It makes sense that...
I mean, you're... I mean, you're cheating.
Wait, was the answer 2?
It's...
Is that it? I got it, I got no...
It's I'm reading chapters.
You want to know why I knew that?
Because I thought I have a PL first which is French repro,
But then it's fire fire is FDR and I was it as if I fail and I remember it's three
It's two thousand three letters. So I just didn't continue like it's why I started it. Yeah, you want to read any is it is
Because okay
I didn't know if I was going to answer, so I'm going to chat and then you're going to
chat that I didn't type it because I'm not gonna do it.
If you knew the answer you would have written it instantly. If you knew the answer you would have
written it instantly. You're reading the chat, you're reading the chat. No because
That was an easy easy insta-typer. You should have typed that instantly
I click it I only click it first
Yes, I did it. Yes, I did it minute he was a minute here walrus was it it's a jellyfish dingus
Oh, I didn't know that okay. I'm glad I didn't answer them
I don't have I actually got it actually I actually got it actually got it
Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, but that's one jump behind you.
I'm gonna attack the primary entry.
If I was doing something, I would do that.
Nobody notice here, nobody notice.
the Sunday straight who knows this man
I don't know it. I actually don't know it.
Don't you lose money for any raw answers?
XQCL.
I'm not buzzing anymore.
I've never done that before. I've never done that before. I've never done that before.
What is it, fella?
I feel like a blue.
Yeah, I feel like a blue.
Double other means that these are gonna get double letters in it.
No, no, don't play.
Really? Yeah. So if you were reading the chat, you would have written it intently. You would
have written it instinctaneously. That's cap. That's so cap. This guy, this guy, this guy.
Buddy, buddy, you typed the chat answer to the requiem in a row. You typed the Mongolian
thing over the China thing and all of the heavy rest it's a it's um it's um it's
It's uh, I don't remember.
I'm not.
He thinks he's a machine because he cheats every time.
There's the other right road the ten answer three years in a row. I mean come on bro. Come on bro. Oh, we did us
Now I'm getting a bad place saying you first thing out without word. I just said
Wait I was written
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure what it is.
It's a double letter word, that's it.
Now you can only go for Tyne, by the way.
You can only go for Tyne now, nobody.
Ah, easy.
This is so easy.
That's what I do, buddy!
Oh.
Yeah, whatever.
I don't know, more like a crowd.
What? What's on this garden? What? What?
Mr. Rotenja?
Yo, X, we're all on Defen because we got in-game sounds.
Yo!
What's up?
Are you joining us in Republic?
I'm playing Repo?
Yeah, I'm playing Repo.
Yeah, wait, Axe, everyone was saying you want to play with a line?
Uh, is a what?
People are saying you wanted to play with a line or were they actually being serious?
With a line.
No, with a line, dude. Like, did you want to join or not?
Um, probably enough for Repo. I'll play with whatever.
Okay, playing literally friend slop, bro, so do you want to play any friend slop at all?
Yep, just I just I played the most level my brains cook them on it wait, but that's okay. That's what we need though
That's literally what we need Martin stop trying to pressure. He's very clean doesn't want to do it Martin. So no, he's
See it's fine. Why'd you later?
Hi
No, because if I bet max and you don't and you you you're afraid and don't bet max and I win then I'm a date
So you bet max
$100
Dude, he's he's gonna beat you now. Why would you do that? Well, even if I win? I
Would just get called out. I'll get called a cheater. Well, I mean, you know what anything here? Yeah, you're lost
I
Is it
No, it's not that it's the platter. It's like a plate
Where is it right? Where is he right? Yes, that's right. Well, I should why would he Pluto though?
Oh, maybe that'd be sad times.
He just lost.
He just lost.
He just lost.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, man.
Absolutely hold up.
Okay, now read the chat more.
Now read the chat more.
Now explain why.
I'm going to read the chat, pal.
That's good, that's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
So you win your money and you win your own money.
Uh, okay, surely.
Oh, let me guess. You don't know the answer and you know the answer.
If you didn't know the answer, then you know the answer of your game.
What?
I'm done, I'm done again now.
W-w-w-w-what else?
At least I don't know all of these before we start playing the other game.
I
True
You have to leave the game open for 8 minutes.
Oh, Shyamalan, bad.
Um.
I hope I repel, I mean, yes, a lot of these guys didn't do friend slot back in the days.
And now they want to get into it at school, but I mean, I did a bunch of it already, it's
It's kind of like whatever, but I mean it's no problem.
We played two polar games like last week.
So, is it going to do anything or what?
Hold on.
Maybe I do the face gamble shit, but even then, I'm going to use my own face gamble
dots on one.
I think I have the old app 2K on my phone, actually.
I don't see it.
2K.
I do.
Mind you, 2K.
Um, what the fuck?
Smile.
Connect with Steam.
Click it.
Can you app again?
no shot
stage one
now it's not that i'm more into a show
hold it
wait
Can I skip that and go to the major nuts?
I
Don't do all this shit Wow 29 any smiles smile
Why am I not being logged in
Okay, use steam, uh, indicator, steam.
New login requests.
Not working.
Are you fucking stupid?
Yeah, I get up.
Oh
This makes the process of signing up aggravating by the way
I agree chat it's not getting my my my my login address on my phone you know to the judge
enter code instead of Malapa
SteenGarden
yeah how do you get the code on SteenGarden
Please turn off this burger music.
Press show code where?
I don't see that.
Hello?
What's up, ampie?
Skip, skip, skip, skip that shit, skip.
What is this shit?
Wrong menu?
Very lovely.
I
Wrong menu very lovely
Checking is a backup code for my login
This is like a code
They're gonna work yet
Hold on.
It doesn't even work.
Chad, where'd I go?
QR code for real steam guard code. Okay, got it
Chabala gold if you do my manager my career
Hello little fuck stop and chat. Sorry for interrupting the stream, but it is time for the monthly dance. Are you ready?
Okay
Hold on I
Just kidding. This is the band song
Mods yes, it is demonic at the end place
Approve sign and got it. She's why was it so hard?
they have a sign in what what the fuck am I watching
What happened?
Did you know who does respect me?
Michael Jeffrey Jordan.
Okay.
We're not the chip-up.
Keep watching.
Alright.
Did you have to do this?
Did you do my career?
Up top, Gep.
Rodney Cover.
No rebounds, no rings.
So, are you a 90s guy in general?
Or did you just want to ride in Joe's Quarters?
You big, you're funny
Look, I love 90's
People always crack these jokes about Jordan playing against founders and stuff like that
But you watch John Kevin tell me that that man has built like a plum
Man, he's like the most athletic dude of all time
So cool
I ain't no luck
I'm making a business decision if you coming at me on the break first
90's had a bunch of cheat codes
Hakeem, Shaq, Ewing
What is happening?
Big man over there for sure
Not just Oaks though, you got Drexler, Penny, Stockton, Neek, so much talent
Yeah, you're a lot less fun
That's all you, baby!
Man, 90s loop fashion is in reach
Oh yeah, there are so many fibers as nuggets
Wow, surely that goes in there
Jack, how do you skip this?
Can you skip that all out?
Remains.
Over here, over here, past the ball, man!
Rain beans, bang!
What about only B? I'm rolling, man.
I think that the run button is the same.
you
you
you
you
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I do, I do a user profile, create build, create build, chat, on the main menu where I go,
face can I see it?
Allow.
Remove hats and glasses and don't cover your face.
Hold on, hold it, hold it, hold on.
It's happening.
They somehow make this harder every year, if it's like impossible.
Great work.
Thank you.
What, automatically click it down or what?
Uploading one out of thirteen.
It doesn't take that long to send pictures like, Jesus Christ,
this application there.
It's uploading.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
you
you
you
you
you
That's good, that one, that one, I can quality check faster, probably better.
one's which we had and it doesn't look like me at all it's only close
it's a little
they're not vaping off camera
but what would it would be vaping
i just jumped up and down and i slept and i'm not sure if i can go down and
to go on the line my reader.
I mean, I use good lighting this time, or at least like hallway lighting, it should be good.
Let it go, let it go, hold on.
99%
Okay, I mean, seriously?
Seriously? This is the same on the black!
I mean, are you kidding me?
Yeah, I had to go back to the old one. I mean, I'm just sort of black, I mean, for
For what reason? I- I- I-
So they may be Indian!
Yo, bud.
You know, I have like a lighting thing here.
Can I have two more of the lights here?
I- I'm not even visiting this- I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm holding this.
Oh, it's because of the hair on my face.
Hold on
It's not terrible
Yo, chat, that's diabolical!
That is diabolical!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Please just chill up your old board. You're gonna get rebounds on your six foot eight guard. Okay, D board
We're bringing this up to a 71
Says that good bill not
Yo
Who is it Julian and you man is that good?
I've got this a little back with her video I don't know what I'm talking about and it's
probably best you just copy these two points that there's a
village of shit. I don't want that. Center building.
Alright, y'all see the stats and the most important stat right
here will be driving up because this bill will have the
ability to drive like it's like the kids on now a lot of you
would disagree seeing what the standard duck is. But you can
but where is that that
Dude just give me the fucking sheet man
Okay, see
To 47 to
Bang.
Dude, don't do that.
Like that?
Why is this one a chat that's not in the slugger?
Nope.
I school big in the game so for physicals when I make my bills
I lock in my physicals all three and physicals this year playing an important role when it comes to some of your bad
Slip all right, so look 70 speed. Is this guy got the game though?
They're actually good. Maybe this guy's uncle key. Oh
My god, it's still it's good
You're the best, okay?
So, why don't I just post this chat?
Why don't I just post this?
Just post this like a copy of it like
Stick with me, but don't shoot me down.
This helmet, I saw the Iso God, it was iron.
We wait there, 7-2 wait there.
I'll cover this.
I'm not allowed.
So I saw the Iso God.
Power forward?
I
Got it
Oh, crap.
Alright, 86, 80, 87.
86...
80, 87.
70.
84, 4466, 8276, 7075, 8276, 7075.
Shooting it 88 85 6 7
Playmaking it 77 268
Is it then 77 72 266
And what the end 80 so I'm a messing
Okay, this is all accurate no
Okay, this is accurate then I'm not done
99 down with the bill. Well still better. Can't body shoot three. How good he is. I think I was 87
There's sevens, can I get your gold?
85, 80 cents at the bottom.
Oh, maxed out, buy it!
Buy it, now I'm gonna go to the game.
So you wanna get some shots up on the court?
Oh yeah, let's get it.
is just to lose somehow managed to make your face can look like md
Puggenstein be gloved
Okay, um
Wait, this is the same game
It is the same game Bob
Why is so delaying him arrived so delayed it
I
What is even loading what is it loading?
Okay, the fact that they're playing this music while you're loading has to be a sigh of whether they want to test the human resilience, the torture.
I mean, this is demonic.
Come on, come on, get it, y'all love me,
what a hot kick that come on.
Chahad, I put a point to my shit.
you
you
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you
Okay, okay, this looks good.
Let's go.
And speed it.
Max dunking it.
You got it?
I'm not doing two pointers.
I'm defense character, man.
this is good so far
okay now I can go beat everybody like what is this camera what act what Deb
does this shit
What the fuck that's all I have my budget the Lux game is all I fucking get
Way by I'm not gonna buy clothes fuck that I'm not gonna get more money
I already spent fucking 300,000 dollars on this fucking game, I'm not gonna go get more
money, I'm going on record with my whatever guy I don't fuck this shit.
Yeah I haven't had enough of it.
Can I shop here?
Oh, what is this shit?
Um...
Is this a joke?
Jad's just gonna heart float, T.
Jad's just gonna heart float, T.
Jad is gonna heart let him mind it.
no no no remove them in the car
uh real wrong hoodie man
no no wrong hoodie but it's okay
no wrong hoodie, it's on it
I need a shirt under though
I need an undershirt
I
Bang purchase
Is that gonna fucking put it on the Monts
Is that
Oh, hold it.
Chad, Loki is gonna aura.
HAHAHAHA
Ch-
O-O- har-
O-O-G-A-C-U-
Your bad accessories?!
LUMpiano Ball Mocha-ha Ho
Chaser accessories like last and shit?
the
other storm
the swag
where's swag
the new era
What the fuck is that I read that ass
Oh
A little bit a little bit
Jack
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Undefined hey, what about me?
All right
Stop homie! Can you hear me, Bill?
Oh, I forgot how to do the audio. I hate this audio. I forgot how to do it. I have to reroute the game to some... I forgot how to do it.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm wide open, man!
I'M WIDE OPEN!
FUCKER!
Yeah, you're shit. You are fucking dog shit.
Are you guys dog to the word?
That's good!
Oh wait what?
I'm lagging, lagging bad, I'm lagging bad, bad, bad, it's not me, it's not me, it's not me,
it's not me.
Yeah, it's not me.
Of course, of course
Yeah, I've got a team up. What is it?
The whole be that was L1 no
I fooled!
Bang! Look at that! Look at that!
I'm going to die.
That's an excuse he can not get to welcome to the jungle at all.
I guess far and wide.
No, that's not gonna go in, man!
You're fully covered, are you okay?
No!
I saw me, I saw me, I saw him.
That's not good, no?
Oh man.
What's my deal?
Is the S&P right there?
Is the S&P right there?
Oh, that's what we do look in the back of my back. Come on
So that's good good I guess I guess we're here
What what what
I am the green giant.
Give me the ball.
Watch this.
I can shoot.
I can shoot.
I can shoot.
I can shoot.
I can shoot.
I can shoot.
I can shoot.
It's called 2k because that's how much the devs spend making the game
That's what we do. That's what we do, man
I'll make you 200 games with more efforts than this absolute fucking don't shit
Come on
I'm getting better I don't give a fuck I mean I'm literally getting better
Okay, Jack. Button the wide, Jack. Is it R2 or R2? I think I'm slow at times. Whenever
I use my arms, I'm even slower. So I don't use arms, I get closer, and then I use arms
with R2 and it helps you to do what?
No, that's OK.
That's what I was doing.
I was just really bad at it.
That's all.
I have to do my mic instead of I don't have to do it
I'm not on the wrong mic
Hello, yeah, that's good. That's good. I like that
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
I
That's how do I put the sound like last idea remember I did last time
I don't think about that
middle of the pad and what do you mean middle the pad is it's not about okay
love in a six 19 is six okay bang I need one play bottom
can you not the necklace can you put it up again can you
Can you do that please? Can you do that?
That's casual?
What is that?
What do you think that happens at?
So man, I can hear you but you're kind of quiet.
Yo guppy, you're kind of quiet.
XQCM.
Um, what kind of festival is that, man?
Why are you pressing the ball, man?
Why would you block me the ball?
That's annoying.
Oh, wait, y'all, I'm actually fucking playing against XQC.
What the fuck?
Drew, look at XQC's fucking stream right now.
I'm not even joking
Holy shit
That's a temple really, it's not bad, it's not bad, it's not bad guys, sorry sister
I'll tell me, I'll tell you again, that's a temple
I will try to see it, alright, yeah sorry
That's not bad.
We did it, we did it, let's go!
Wait, I did not get to do that, that was a sick pass, man!
Nope!
A hell no!
What are you doing?
It's what I do!
It's what I do!
I
Don't throw in the alley.
All right.
No.
No.
I think...
Come on, guys. Come on, come on.
I think it's way too...
I don't know what I'm doing right now.
Dude, you got a truck in.
Yeah, it's marching guys cooking straight up
Nope, no shot
Out of the green it
I just missed that
You see your friend?
You're free!
Good!
Hold on X
I'm trying I'm trying
Oh no he's jogging me
Oh my gosh
Wow
What the heck?
Come back come back we got this
No we got X
Listen I know you got X
I got you
Well, I was being a little bit over the key top of the key
He's not nasty with it, okay.
X, you getting the game winner or what?
I'm...
Maybe?
X, run it.
Run it.
No, we gotta get X to the game winner, okay?
Oh my...
BAM!
Oh my...
Wait, that was a name?
Jesus, man.
No, that wasn't you, X.
So I'll read the king of the park now a lot.
Axe, I hope to run into you again.
Alright, I did it, man.
I got spanked. I'm not gonna lie, that was bad.
Chat to invite them to play if they keep playing I thought I thought I'd just keep going
Thanks for you running the back. Yeah, yeah, I'm running it back. Yeah, of course
Well
Even the way I played last time I didn't even understand it when it's not in the score
I mean, I think I understand it when a defender when they do screens over but like I don't know when it's good for me
To score at all like I don't really get it
Oh
Hey, help me
I'll skin you, I'll skin you!
Sorry, that's not me, that's not me though.
No, I missed. Get the rebound.
I tried, hit the up.
How was that not good? That was perfect! Oh man, I don't get under the slider.
Nope, man, let's get the rebound.
I jumped earlier than that. Jumped way too early on me.
Right here.
He's back here.
I tried. Yeah, yeah, you blocked off.
That's still a gringo somehow. Well done.
I
Know look at the rebound
Good punch
Hold on. Hold on.
Can we get that?
I don't know why it's so deep.
It is good, child. It is good, child.
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing?
Damn it. Come on.
Fuck it, son, son, son!
We're done! We're done! We're done!
Dude!
Now in the bathroom in real life, right? Let's look at them.
Damn!
We're getting blocked like crazy.
it's all we get the money
That's green in my eyes come on guys all of the other one it's super game come on
I mean, you guys did a mistake, no, no, they didn't get the rebound, oh, I was really
Hey you dumbass, boulder!
You want a cookie?
Now you just drink.
Ah, now Indian's green as he misses the whole fucking shot.
One more, one more.
Guys, hit 0-3s.
I'll spin you, I'll spin you, I'll spin you.
What's your guy man, what's your guy man?
What's your guy man?
It's your guy.
Okay, I mean you cheated so it doesn't give a fuck.
Can't do that.
Archie, Archie's shooting.
Rebound.
Hold on, let me spin you.
That's so annoying man, I don't get it.
You guys are both digs, I don't know how we're not getting it right now.
I don't know what my timing is right now.
It's not your fault.
It is, it is, it is, I'm not.
It's just my timing, I'm gonna better at it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
go back to him
oh man
lamps
xxx which would be which would be which would be
who pulled it was that me
that's horrible
Okay
Yeah
Okay
Excellent
How the fuck is he getting back there?
I
Don't know how they did happens. No, how did how many offensive remotes they got too many
It's hard to get in position after shots like I'm so stuck. I think I think if you need to protect the better
I got you. Recoach. Yeah, but I want to get better at the wind games. I don't want to be like you. You're hard stuck.
You alright?
After you run in the back or what? Yeah, I'll run it back or run it back. I'm slowly going to be better defensively.
Yo
You'll see if there's a noob is there like a noob court right here. No
I'll play with these folks. I'm gonna be spoke to happens
xl play better this game you beat me last time all right it's all good man these
are not good they're not good it like we had them early oh yeah we got this we
got this
this guy's got a... man they're sucky
they're sucky, I just need to get better rebounds man
they all be um...
sorry if you don't get the rebounds after me
that's fine, we don't give a damn
I hate my character. I hate him.
That's gonna be in yet. No, it's not.
Why would I get to be down there? I have to be on the inside more?
Go on the inside and try to box out a little bit more.
Just get like in front of their character. They'll have you a lot.
Okay, when do I jump for rebound it like when it hits the rim?
So jump for the rebound the way I like to do it is right at the top of it like when the
ball bounces off the rim.
Okay, yeah I see it.
At the top point, you'll get a bit of a boost.
I could be wrong, but I was decent last year, I was number 11 that way.
I think I'll know a little bit
Okay, better on timing than just that position I think
It's okay
I'll try to draw them out of the paint cell and get in there.
Of course that goes in.
How's that not a green, but it goes in on the 3-1, and when he's covered it, I'm gonna get it.
Aw, that's not... He got that boy!
How is that a foul?!
Oh, they did it, they did it, I mean.
Yeah, he tried to reach on you, it's okay.
Good good good. Yeah, we are them in our life. You see I'm also bad just help the time
That's right, bud. Sorry we're still in this game
I'm good. I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. No shot, right?
What?
That's stupid, that's stupid.
Hey!
Bang!
Good stuff.
That's on me, that's on me.
Yeah, you should have had that. I mean, you could have just a little bit of another console, as it is.
Good!
No, that's not me, it's not me.
I did that.
Yeah, it's not me.
We're still on this.
I jumped the gun over there.
Oh!
and how they're getting more. Also, type n chat if you are bored.
Oh
Man fucking Bay by legion this shit so I know it all I did is tell him all those shot clock. It's okay. It's not over yet
Oh, it was shot clock, okay
That's good over yet, it's not over yet
So, okay, it's getting better every game, so good.
So, what's the point to score finish the game, is it the only one?
No, I'm gonna go to the real boy, the big boy's court.
shit I hate this is active chat what is the way the others are gonna need for you to get
the fuck out of here
Okay, chat. What is a sweaty game here? Is it a Tuple of MVP?
Wait.
you
you
you
you
you
These look fucking stupid, we got this. Easy.
11th in South Carolina, out of what fucking 15 players?
Maybe less.
Yeah, that's one thing too.
I'd say right about your game.
Buddy, buddy, are you fucking with me because your pants are asleep?
Speak up, bitch, yes.
The problem is you said that.
Congrats man, I was AK.
You should guard that.
Well I was AK and I was AK.
My boy.
That's a good block, that's a good block.
What is that animation?
Job stop?
It's not a job stop.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
Come on, run it back.
Bro, you sound like a XQC.
You know, he's not light.
He's not like a stoner.
Sounds like he's not like 6 now.
That's right there.
See that? Right there? Right there?
Billy Maze. Billy Maze here with the fantastic product.
like my grass bitch suck on that
I
Yeah, I'm not gonna freeze it
Every
What is that logo that he's got when he does the green and what is that?
I didn't say where it's at but okay.
Nice to hear comprehension.
pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
That's annoying as fuck I'm not alone. I don't think you did it
So why does a leprechaun blotch in the back? Well, I'm fucking nine foot sixty explain
I got you now let's get it over here. I'm being blocked. We don't even have the ball man
What hello bad is the game is bad games bad games better
Okay, we'll get the ball back right
That's a very nice dunk.
Oh my god.
What?
No, I touched it.
Oh my god.
I
What the fuck?
How the fuck?
I was screaming!
I was screaming!
How the fuck?
How the fuck?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Well, so why is it that everything is being rendered around me makes the frame rate worse,
but the game itself has the worst frame rate of all that?
Like, look at how bad quality the game is when you play it, and look outside, reflections, everything, but the core itself is a PNG that comes from the cave ages.
Why?
Great sonar, that's a good sonar.
You ain't no Larry Bird found.
Oh yeah.
I'm running deep on you. You're not labor. You're not labor. Come on X
and
well that's
by
the graphics off
I'm guessing your guys are re-man.
Come on!
Come on, action my Fugitive.
Alright.
You can't kill me, 7.
Um, my bad, is that, I'm up there with you?
I killed that already badly.
Oh my gosh, I killed the other guy!
He's dead.
He's dead.
Take it back out.
Yep, there.
Come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in.
Come in, come in, come in.
No, I had him.
Lucky, I made it lucky.
It's all good.
I'm not a dunk, I have no idea how.
How do you even dunk it?
Hold it.
Don't lay out meters, don't move.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
We can't miss. We can't miss right now, but else we're going to lose.
Alright, that's what we're doing.
Alright, go, come on. We got ready to go.
I got pushed, I got pushed, jeez.
It's up. It's up.
Oh, damn it.
Be small.
Oh, I missed the... X, you gotta go up with the next one.
You were wide open, X, in the paint.
Did I?
Oh, I know, I did. I don't know the button point.
I
Know they call you bensimus X you can't call you that
I don't give a fucking bensimus with the NBA. Bensimus the NBA. What are the fuck up people in the crowd?
What were they spectators? What do you think I just do they sit and watch they fucking sit in they fucking watch the game
They can't fucking play property because they can't make it in the dog shit. What the fuck do I I don't divide on descendants
At least I'm in there. I'm here
Yeah, that's not gonna fill it
I go back at it go back at it
Fire game three way here. Let's go break that
of NBA 2KTV.
I can't believe we're here in season 13 of NBA 2KTV.
And it's all because of you, the NBA 2K community.
And we have so much to talk about.
That's right.
We just finished our big game reveal right here
at the Intuitum.
And you might have heard some of the news.
We've come deeper into all things 2K27 in this episode.
First up, let's take a tour of my career.
There's so much to explore in my career. Let's get started in the city
He's explored my city
It's the same store names the same store fronts. It's animations. It's the same t-shirt on the shelves
There's nothing different. It's been ten years. He's added a new plank in the game. If you let me work to explore
Explore what?
so what your seven-foot tall go up well it's not what it is it's not what it is
until you passed it no I bet the after I miss a shot is how much it shows gonna
miss it the show is gonna miss so I stopped it I to the action X I can't
move soon go around
come on X is that the way to do it yeah damn if you're wide open you'll slam it
if not
he hurt my hand
That's just a million watts
You're doing that
Great screen screen
I
Gotta go we go go go go go how
Shot clock I already shut the ball bitch
I don't know how you're gonna block the guys like three inches short of the game is bad and I'm gonna stay
Game's fake what I get blood but I never gone mid range
I got my arms up as a fucking giant and he scores green!
This game's bad, this game's bad, this game's bad, this game's bad.
Okay, I mean, I don't even know.
Um, what?
What?!
Yeah, okay, yeah, this game's sad, this game's sad, this game's sad.
double bounce in the room. Yo guys missed, let's get the ball back. Yeah, they haven't
got off the game, he's a level 93. Yeah, GG you guys. Yeah, GG man, GG robot.
You got the hat, miss, zero shots, he's got the zinflit of his fucking asshole, he's
got a fucking wire in his ass.
They got zen, they got zen.
No, I do not, I'm just way better.
That's, that's, I don't get it.
I'm way better, I'm just way better.
You sound fat, ugly, and then like a smoker, what a bitch-ass.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking at it.
of
how are most people like x you see this with x what 67th at Ohio yeah I say
I see that. Yeah, double-meaning. Very cool.
And this guy only gets greens, but he only gets greens, literally.
He doesn't get anybody else but green.
He didn't want fully covered.
Okay.
Got all the badges.
I
You're a switch
This take him
What I didn't go back I was back wait, it didn't mean fuck that what?
Wait, what?
He probably could have just passed it.
Okay, this game is just bad.
It's just bad that they'll get...
Okay.
Okay, buddy.
Okay, buddy, there used to be no shot meter on layups
I might be four foot, but I could have a rebound I
Forgot what's up, okay, it's on me
That's my man
That's what I saw I saw I saw
Yeah, make it more play, man. Make it more play, by the way.
I mean it's the same anti-chick report like how hard could it be to cheat?
This guy's lose is just
Two-time champ out here. Come on. Nobody comes like that and you're cheating it. You're losing anything
Not now pose to set up on Twitter right now
What
Literally not she didn't take over
So we're gonna go five. I gotta feed my fucking girlfriend. I got the sauce. Yeah
I
Was that I speed is fucking fat ass garbage dispenser like fucking jump out of hot back again
You're a mo-cool. I'll help you. I'll help you cheating as they are.
and
What the fuck are you doing dude what are you doing what the fuck are you doing
Oh, thank you.
Amen, amen, I'm gone now.
Get the fuck out.
Try again, pick up the fucking ball!
Try again, fucking bitch ass.
You're my little pup.
this game better than you making your character 7 feet 12 and only good at
dunking and yet you have no fucking clue how you should be playing somehow her
defense is even worse running around like a paraplegic Helen Kelley
I
Like that I think I think I think Felix do you know the capital of Australia?
It's up for 53 months
President
25 dollar wager against me and my friend chris on two
Wagers in this game are literally just playing against computers
I don't give a shit, I don't give a shit, who's that convinced and I have him to meet?
I'm not your idiot.
For you?
No, okay.
This one.
This one.
Why do I Zenna don't I'm so confused are you know you know what I'm by you who's like by you nobody
Your utility is inning out as well as a lot of you
I thought 85% last year I'm not that last year
Don't give us a really fancy sound like a fucking damn
Bro in a
You're rich and pissed, you're trash.
You're rich and pissed, you're trash.
95%
He sounds like a fucking nerd, what a bitch ass.
Why do people use Zens? I don't get it. There's nothing about this game that is invigorating
except for hitting a shot that gets timed properly. Like, you're just a loser.
Why an apparent to look like Slenderman?
Oh wait, that's you.
Well, they make it, so if you're wide open, your shackles are free.
Like, the way they should do it is if you're wide open,
like, the green is so easy to get, you get it for free pretty much.
Easy. Because otherwise, people get green when it's hatchy hard to get them.
When they should be getting them. So make green free when you're wide positioned.
when you are about to position it. The only thing you let this game is position it. So
that if you position it right, you should get it right. It will literally remove all
the cheaters.
Now the game is your skill. The game is always your skill. It never is cheating. If everybody
the game is already no skill, then make it actually no skill so that it's actually balanced.
If this game is no skill, then just remove entirely the shot meter.
So that when you get cheaters, it's an even blank build.
Check time, this will make a lot of rounds, okay, let's try it out.
What is he thinking so long, man?
That guy is the one that never let's you do it.
You didn't think he's not cheating? I mean, I gotta be able to do it.
You're gaining a lot of new dog shit. It's absolutely comparable to that.
I don't know how to say it.
The guy shot from fucking half-court backwards, a jump shot, like dude, just stop, just stop.
I don't know, you're done.
81 months. Wow. XQCL.
I like this thing forever, man.
How come you can't win in a no-skill game?
It's the only skill in the game that's being cheated on.
I just said that. I just said that.
Yo go back and get one!
Ah sorry, I can't forget it.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
TA 5.5
Hey, yo move out you fucking bitch ass move out bitch
How do you remove this?
Move
I'm gonna back up that.
No, no, back at the bottom.
Let's go to...
I'll tell you, let's go.
like bottom
I'm the I'm the good things in it
well I'm doing you should know what it is
I don't get away with it again
Oh, I should have missed. Sorry about that.
But he leaves at the five-hole.
Oh, yes.
Something out of it that is headed to the line.
But that's when you know that the game is in your head.
That's a dunk for Ben Simmons, right?
I know you got to decide what you got.
The three-throws button is in your head.
That's a dunk for Ben Simmons, right?
You got it.
And I know you got to decide what you got.
The three-throws button.
Ben Simmons, you got to shoot that shot.
Be confident.
Interesting.
What the fuck, but they cheated.
I'm like, they're cheating 100% I mean.
Anybody believes that, you know what's crazy?
These cheaters are so sad.
They will actually build a cheating ego
and they're gonna flex their stats as a cheer
and their personality around the fact that they're cheating
and it's insane.
I mean, we're talking about actual potential criminals.
I mean, I would bet some money.
I would have to bet money on people
whether they're gonna become a criminal or not
within 10 years.
I'd be fucking, I'd be a billionaire.
I don't give a fuck, I'd be a billionaire.
as it's it's the criminal behavior less than a minute to go
oh my goodness Valentine no I'm not against um child of the low-solar
and there was a food and I to get um you got me through some tough times love
the stream brother happy to be a part of the
Is there anything else I should go to?
Uh, I'm not going to do FL Ranked, but...
Um, a new EWU.
Is it done?
No.
Oh yeah, I clicked it earlier twice already.
When a 14-year-old is caught sneaking out at night to meet a woman, investigators uncover a shocking secret that neither his family nor the woman's husband ever saw coming.
The following footage has never been seen before. On June 11, 2024, an officer responds to an apartment in Reno, Nevada, after receiving a report that a 14-year-old boy had been assaulted.
I got up around 11.40, you know,
and there I was going to work, work, and he's not here.
He's been telling me lying that she was from those front houses and blah, blah, blah,
and so far, today I decided to figure out where he was.
The boy's mother explains that her son had previously shared his location with her.
Tonight, she used it to track him to a dead-end road.
It was a gate and this road and I was planning and I'd seen this car coming and I had the feeling it was him.
And did you follow the car?
Well, I followed the car but then I can't really see a night so I lost them.
Okay, you know what kind of car it was, right?
I think it's a Toyota.
For one.
Despite losing sight of the car, her son eventually answered his phone and asked to be picked up at a nearby park.
When his mother asked who he'd been with, he initially refused to say.
only after speaking with his father did the 14 year old reveal what had really
been happening. So he met this woman, he wouldn't want to go to school, so she
reached out to let me know that she was gonna be working with him, it started
this school year, toward August 22. The woman is 46 year old Caitlin Rock, an
engagement specialist at Billinghurst and Swope Middle Schools who works with
students struggling with attendance. Their meetings were supposed to only
take place on school grounds. However, investigators would later uncover a series of extremely
disturbing texts that revealed the true extent of Caitlyn's contact with the teenager.
As horrifying as these allegations are, they represent only what the victim disclosed to his parents,
leaving the full extent of Caitlyn's actions still unknown.
However, investigators would soon have an opportunity to learn more,
as Caitlyn apparently has no intention of ending contact with the 14-year-old.
With Caitlyn expected to return in a matter of hours,
Detectives meet with the victim and his mother before Caitlyn's arrival though their conversation is brief
The 14-year-old reveals that Caitlyn may already suspect something is wrong. So let me ask you this
Last night. Did she see mom? She saw mom so she just think about them if you're saying it
Caitlyn what's what she say to you?
She just read that out. She didn't say anything. Okay. If you were to send her a text with that be
What's the text you're in now?
Oh really? You think she would think something was up or she would think you're okay, so she doesn't need to check on me.
Yeah, it's a good guy, but what if she puts something up?
Yeah, but what is all this like anyway?
Last night.
Everything is well.
She's got to make a fucking dating account.
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen.
What's so angry?
Caitlin's supposed confidence in the parents in action, however, is about to be proven deeply misguided.
Just before 1 p.m. Katelyn's car enters the complex, drives straight through, and exits the other side.
A detective stationed outside immediately follows her.
Those inside the victim's apartment secure his phone as evidence, then take off after Katelyn and the other detective.
I don't know what's up, something.
First shot was like, she's not stopped.
Once Caitlyn finally stops, the detectives approach her to explain why she was pulled over.
Hi, Caitlyn. My name's Detective Geider.
Okay, um, obviously there's some things I want to talk to you about.
you about okay you're not under arrest or anything but I think we need to have a
conversation would you be would you be willing to come to us come with us
station and have that conversation? I mean my kids are at home and I settled
questions in Finland. Really bad timing. I totally understand but it is important
so I want to help you out as any way any any way possible to understand if you
I told your kids, um, 13.
14.
For context, the victim met Caitlin
when he was the same age as her youngest
and is currently the same age as her oldest child.
One of them's at a friend's house and one of them,
but he could be picked up very soon
and one of them hits at home.
Is there anybody you can call?
Yes, but, um, I'm just trying so I can get you back home.
Yeah.
That's what I'm trying to do,
just make it easy so I can get you back here.
Caitlin agrees to call her kids,
then follows the detectives to the station in her own car.
What she doesn't know is that investigators
already have the victim's cell phone,
and with it, a record of their private conversations.
Do you have any idea why we're talking today?
I am really wondering why, but can you tell me?
Yeah, I think you might know.
And I want to hear.
Because I think it's not a normal conversation.
Because it's a lot of service stores.
And I think you know why.
Right.
Do you know a young man by the name? Yeah, talk to me.
multiple Jack cheese. Oh, no, it's not right. Um,
was on my case load last year. Okay. And then
he has since moved away with his dad. Okay. Uh, and you know, we kind of like connected.
I saw him, you know, out of the community here, and, you know, it was just kind of good to reconnect, and I feel like we had a good connection.
Yeah.
She's getting one word of answers.
Yeah.
I'm assuming this is them, this is her.
I mean, she's getting one word of answers.
Okay.
How long did you work?
Probably...
Is it a reverse?
Really?
No.
Perhaps it's happening here?
So you kind of thought it was a reverse?
Yeah, kind of cute.
He's really interesting and funny and...
How does it look?
I said, she's getting one word answered.
How can I be wrong when he's green
and he's dealing with one word answers?
I mean, how can I possibly be wrong?
I mean, what the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck?
After revealing why Caitlin has been brought in,
the detective explains that the victim
has already been interviewed.
He then shares some of the teen's account,
giving Caitlin the opportunity to explain what happened
from her perspective.
At one point, he said that he actually came on to you.
He did. He would kind of express those feelings. And then it got a little like, I like you.
So very straight forward. And you know, I was like, I like you too.
I have those interactions with kids all the time.
I think you're a really cool kid and that's what I would express.
But in Caitlyn's version of events, any escalation that followed was driven entirely by the 14-year-old.
And then I got to the point of like, yeah, to like, touch me, and I have to kind of like, tell him that that was inappropriate.
And when you say touch, what is he trying to touch?
Just like my hips or, yeah, he's like, touch your hips, that kind of helps, that'll progress.
Okay, those interactions with him, were they all like that?
No, not at all.
Was that just like a one-time thing to, you know...
To get a couple...
So I had a couple of times?
Yeah, I mean, he was, he was persistent for a little while in that.
Though Caitlin portrays their inappropriate interactions as minimal and entirely one-sided,
the victim's own account paints a dramatically different picture.
According to the teenager, Katelyn began regularly picking him up around the time they first met, assaulting him inside her vehicle, and on other occasions at her home.
At one point the 14-year-old attempted to end the abuse, but after describing Katelyn as, quote, breaking down in response, he told investigators that he felt bad for her, and ultimately remained in contact.
With both accounts sharply contradicting each other, the detective now turns to something that could offer far greater insight into the nature of their contact.
How the two communicated outside of school.
You guys communicate over cell phones?
Um, at the point where he asked for my phone number.
Okay, tell me about that. What happened like that?
Um, so...
I don't think that the police approaches this differently than men or women, but even if
they did it, it would be justified because men and women respond differently to certain
types of questioning, whatever, so it would be perfectly fine.
I mean, whatever is better for the case, you know, I don't give a f*****g...
I mean, profiling, discriminating is perfectly fine, the goal is to stop a criminal in the
sense that the way that they're going to approach it.
It's fucking light here. I don't care.
Yo, Henry, what's up? Thanks for finding us on that.
Yeah, they should profile their job. I mean...
Why?
I don't know how he got it, but he did get my number.
He got your number?
Mm-hmm.
Okay. Did he reach out to you, Robert?
Um, he...
Yeah, he started to reach out.
Why would you profile him?
back? Yeah. Well, what were those text messages? Mostly, you know, just kind of such a day,
you know, just kind of like, and then just checking in. That kind of thing.
Okay. Um, because I have his cell phone. Okay. And now I think you know there's more text
message is okay so I want you to be honest with me just like go on inside it
sorry now okay you can tell me yeah that's a little bit of a game video
lawyer the lawyer bring the detective's interrogation her time in the
interrogation room isn't up just yet as for the text messages their contents
were far more explicit and more disturbing than Caitlin ever let on in
In one exchange, Caitlyn messaged the victim, quote,
I miss being in your arms.
In another, when the victim informed her that his mother was sleeping,
Caitlyn responded with, good, because my bed feels lonely without you here.
Following the end of her interrogation, the detective allows Caitlyn to arrange care for her children,
forcing her to explain to her family why she would not be coming home that night.
Hi, Mom. It's something I'm in an interrogation room right now being questioned about. It's
about an inappropriate relationship with a minor.
Oh.
Yeah. And I'm sorry for humiliating and embarrassing the family. He was interviewed and kind of
like they have our text messages and stuff.
I'm going to obviously lose my job.
I'm going to lose my family.
I'm going to lose everything.
Like, I don't want to die.
As the consequences of her actions begin to set in,
Kaitlin arranges for her mother to pick up her kids
and ends the call.
However, there is still one person
left she needs to inform.
Her husband, first she sends him a text that reads, quote,
I have some bad news.
I am a horrible person and need you to come home ASAP.
I've been having an inappropriate relationship with a minor, this is not a joke, by them
being arrested.
With the message said, Caitlyn can only wait for her husband to respond.
But before he does, the detective returns with some news of his own.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, Caitlyn, you are under arrest, yes.
The detective mirandizes her and explains the process for search warrants they will
execute in her house.
Is he's making sure that she was Miranda Reiser or like, I mean...
After a questioning?
Hi.
Finn, hi.
She wasn't under a reiser, I thought she was Miranda Reiser before...
Okay.
Because it's voluntary.
I'm going to have to.
I'm moving in.
Yes.
I'm very, very sorry for this, but it's kind of happening like this, and I don't know even
what to do.
Sorry.
I know.
Okay.
Yes.
Is there a problem with someone else?
Okay.
Minor.
I don't want to get into it, please.
Okay.
My life is over. I'm sorry. I messed everything up. I'm sorry.
What?
Her husband's unusual question seemingly suggests he doesn't believe the call is even real.
I want you to tell me that your name looks the middle names of our subject.
No, I'm sorry, I probably think that maybe it's like some AI shit or some whatever or
some like scam call and something that only her would know or something, I mean, middle
names can be like a super like a non-public.
Is this with the tail?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Four, five.
Four, uh, okay.
Just 13 days after Caitlin's arrest,
records show that her husband filed for divorce.
To learn more about Caitlin's time working
for the district,
EWU visited both middle schools
where Caitlin worked to request a statement.
I was gonna say, I mean,
they didn't see it that often, so.
Best of your knowledge, anything that indicated what was going on?
I think that was a shock.
It was just shock.
Any information at all you think you're going to share?
I think I'm going to get to seeing all of that.
But I didn't know I could really understand this.
According to the principle of SWOTE middle school,
Katelyn primarily worked at Billinghurst Middle School.
However, they declined to comment.
EWU also attempted to obtain a statement from the Washoe County School District
administration building but it did not go quite as expected. I'm just sitting here
to see if I can get anybody to give a statement on the case. I'm sure you got
the word of Caitlyn Rock. What's that? Okay it's um it was I sold the minor out of a
school district. Yeah they did. They did somebody else that that's a you know
they need to get somebody else to go and ask this guy. This guy is not locked in at all.
It's sustainable.
She is in a belief that's sustainable.
But I'm going to give you her email address and email her, okay?
Okay.
But she can see if the...
You need an appointment.
You can get her.
You have to look.
Okay. Thank you very much.
We later followed up by email asking about Caitlyn's employment history
and the district's official stance on the case.
The district responded with details about Caitlyn's employment
but did not address its position on the case.
According to court records,
Katelyn was arrested and charged
with 19 felony offenses involving the minor,
including allegations involving physical contact
and electronic communications.
She pled not guilty.
On April 17th, 2026,
Katelyn Rock appeared in court for sentencing.
Before the judge handed down her punishment,
however, the victim was allowed
to address the court directly.
He stated, quote,
I am still hurt.
I am still angry.
I am still ashamed. I was just a kid and you knew exactly what you were doing
I don't want anyone else to go through what I went through
I want her to be in prison for a long time so she can never hurt anyone again
Following the victim statement Caitlin Rock was sentenced to a hundred and forty four years
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Now that kid's a bitch boy.
What?
The guy said it.
What?
I've written that in the chat.
Come on, come on, sing as long as it.
That's fucking crazy.
He's gonna start to dissolve it.
Um, we already watched that read the comments.
Um, doesn't this confusion is very painful.
It doesn't, too, um, yeah, I wonder how they meant by that.
There's a lot of things with scam, yeah, that's a lot of those things too.
I don't think I've ever heard of kids, um, yeah, yeah.
The comments are all the same, it's not, there's nothing outrageous in there.
Seems to be.
How was that?
The way that he's got that stuff on the dash there, that's where the VIN number is.
makes me think the car is stolen.
I'm waiting on my backup before I knock on the window.
He'll be here in like three to five minutes,
maybe a little less.
Thanks for calling and then we'll try to assist him.
It's more than likely it's stolen
and as soon as he wakes up, he'll jet on us.
So I just get to a safe place at this point.
Okay, so you're telling us we should get to a safe place?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know if I can explain things.
I mean, it doesn't sound like that to me.
Just look through the window.
They don't appear to be any weapons there.
Yeah.
There are two different types of spots on male.
Oh, interesting.
Oh, I can't tell you what to do,
but I wouldn't go there if I were you.
You used to ballsy, I've never done that before.
Like, it's not worth your safety.
Did you get a picture of it?
Okay.
I would, yeah.
Oh, you got the bin.
I'm gonna hop in my car real quick
and run that bin number to see if the car is still there.
Like I said, I'm not gonna tell either of you what to do,
but it could be a little dangerous if he wakes up.
He took a picture of the
then it comes back to Harris Ford.
It belongs to dealership that same thing that I ran.
It gives me a return for a red Honda Accord with tinted windows that's stolen
out of Clark County.
But I don't know why that return would come back when I run that then it's a
totally different then totally different play totally different car.
Well it's just for the I saw this block the front and
and try to get him out and go play.
Okay, so you're gonna block,
do you want me to move at all or are you?
Yeah, I don't think there's really anywhere else
for another car, so you're probably good right here.
Okay, do you want to get Allen out here as a third?
If we're gonna block, I think we probably have a third unit.
Anything at Jones in this county?
In the big two sex?
I mean, take my relic.
So when we go up, we have to come up all on the driver's side, his driver's side, because
none of us want to get sandwiched.
It was likely to turn left, but if it turned right, then we would get squished, so we got
to be on the driver's side.
Just stay warm and you'll all be late.
Maybe 95% sure these guys don't mind me.
If this isn't so long ago, I could pull the video off.
You saw it on your room counter, you saw it on the first hand.
I watched it on the first hand, and then I pulled it up on my cameras.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, the same guy?
You think so?
Look at the front.
Yeah, I think you're probably right.
Look at the rims.
They're stealing, it's one, two.
You know when you broadcast, you're like, you know, you have PC for a laptop.
Do we have terminators, just in case?
I can check the back, but I don't think so.
Wait, that's insane.
Do you have a germinator?
No.
Okay.
Pull up and, or he's in better position.
You can pull up whenever you're ready.
We don't know if the car is under-fordered or not, but this is really interesting here.
Pull up and on.
I have him on camera a month ago, still in my morrow.
At my house.
He's got a bunch of mail on his deck with.
Yeah, but who steals mail?
Sorry.
And then I'll just do I, and I'm not sure if this is going to start or not, so.
I'm gonna give him commands, basically directing right over to you.
Give me a thumbs up when you're ready, and I'll call the radio and everything.
I'm gonna be late for a little bitazer, or vice versa, or I'll be at the park.
How?
The Seattle Police Department.
Subjectors, please inside the Audi.
Please come out with your hands up.
And nothing in them.
All right, we can, uh, just approach to get some more to move up on you, you know what I'm saying?
Moving up, ready?
54 months, 6 cubes a hour.
Ready?
Come on, let's go.
Oh, let's keep it busy here.
He's got a fake badge.
He's got a badge around his neck, like one of our badges with a clip on it.
Fuck that!
Alright, I'm just gonna start banging on the window.
Open the door, please. Open the door.
Open the door!
Get out of the car!
Get out of the car!
Nope.
Ha ha ha ha!
That much, baby?
Oh man.
I guess.
That's why I don't understand it.
I missed a few tries, I didn't have a good time.
Two patrols, this is my vehicle's out.
He's high centered on the concrete.
He's stuck into that car too, he's stuck in the Honda too.
He's going to keep trying to drive around.
I mean, not on a train to wheels, no, I mean nothing to wheels.
He's a serious danger to the public like this.
My car still works.
I'm going to get it.
Yeah, follow.
I mean do anything pretty much
Now blocking it is not bad because those guys are a bunch of pownies and they're just
keep- let me get my rifle for you.
That potential gun threat means you're dead.
You're being the disabled too?
No.
Here, hop in.
Hop in.
You drive.
Just push me back.
So I'm gonna call the sergeant.
Hello?
Here's our warning to ask you about pursuit authorization if you try to drive down the
road.
Hello?
He's there.
Wanting to ask you about pursuit authorization if he tries to drive down the road.
I don't think he's going to make it out of this parking lot if he can't do it.
Yeah, I'm not going to do it.
It's icy.
It's definitely an hour's.
Okay.
He's just ramping your guys' cars.
He's going to, he's going to get on the dashboard.
Okay.
I guess.
I also have him on the-
Seattle was a fucking shithole third world country.
I said it.
Let me anyway.
I have him on video.
This guy can't do anything because he's potential threat, and then he has to call the guy on the phone.
Again, the phone, who doesn't even have all the components, what's going on, goes,
Nah, nah, there is ice on the road, ice on the road.
Come see me out jumping and doing that with Tom in, over some coffee, fucking loser.
What a shit old country, fucking farmed out of state.
Yes, about a month ago.
Yes, on my personal home's camera.
Golden hour, fuck you.
We're just sitting here watching because we can't really do much else.
Chiefs.
I don't think there's anything else we could be doing right now.
If he gets out, we're chasing him, right?
Yeah.
No?
If he gets out?
Yes.
On foot?
The driver just came up a little bit.
Yeah.
He's on foot, sure.
At the 40-ham as well.
He gets out on the outside.
His reverse gear is like shot.
Hey, you just rocking on more charges, bud, get out.
How do you make your tires just run anymore?
I don't know how we're going to get out of this car, though.
Unless he picks out on his own.
He's obviously not safe to approach it anyway.
I can get my rifle, but I'm not in a good position to chase if I get that out.
He's not revenant anymore. I'm thinking about him getting out.
Get out of the car!
Get out of the car! Get out of the car!
His car appears to be disabled in the parking lot.
He's not trying to drive it, but he has not accidentally been able to.
Get out of the car!
Why do you even have 240s outs?
I mean, it's still pretty risky stopping.
Like, you're undergut and like, you're gonna travel.
Sir, put your hands out the window!
I'm not going to be able to get out.
It looks like his window is down.
Put your hands out the window!
Do it now!
Keep your window down!
What?
Talk to who?
I still can't hear you, man.
Can you get out of the vehicle?
Alright, listen.
You need to turn off the vehicle right now.
Okay, he turned the car off.
Please drop the keys outside the window for me.
Take the keys out for me, man.
Just put them on the roof.
My name's Officer Weiss.
There's five of us here.
Listen, if you're compliant with us,
you're not going to get hurt.
We only have these tools here in case you're not compliant.
I'm holding a 40 millimeter impact tool.
It hurts really bad.
But I will not shoot you with it if you're compliant.
All right, you need to get out of the car.
That's an order.
Over the next 40 minutes, the officers continue trying to get the suspect out of the car.
After learning his name is Kevin, they get closer to convincing him to turn himself
over to them.
All right, Kevin, you ready, bud?
Are you ready?
A badge.
Okay.
Oh, a bag.
Oh, a bag.
Okay.
Got it.
We'll grab those for you once you walk towards us, okay?
Just leave them there.
We understand they're really important to you, though.
We won't leave them behind.
Yes, we have a cigarette right here.
Alright. Keep your hands up for me, bud.
Keep your hands up.
Kevin, hands up, please.
OK, OK, walk.
Alright, thank you.
Once you fix your pants, please walk towards us, OK?
You understand we don't know what you have.
That's why we're asking you to keep your hands up.
I know, but we don't know that.
Yeah, it's here for our safety.
Just keep keep your hands up and we're not going to shoot you with anything.
Okay. Okay.
All right, hands up. Please leave.
All right, Kevin, walk towards you.
No, this guy's swinging.
I, I, I don't know.
It's, okay.
Bull messing with zero.
You're being cooperative.
Stop right there.
You're good.
Got our hands.
Yeah, we'll grab it.
He's being sketchy for what?
Why didn't you let him get the bag?
Bro, that is-
Yo!
Yo, what the-
Yo, Seattle needs to be fucking defunded on police and fucking reset Scratch.
I mean, what a sh- what a shithole.
They have enough sergeants-
They let him bring a bag in mid-air range with a whole- a whole team?
Then we got a fucking bomb in there, man!
As soon as you're being-
We got an auto-recorded.
Thanks for coming out.
It didn't get worse.
Uh, only thing I need to ask is if you have any medical emergency right now, anything going on?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Okay, you have the right to remain silent.
Do you understand those rights?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Let's walk over to the patrol car up the hill here.
Do you need any transport?
Maybe that's your right.
This one's a little bit broken.
It's a little bit broken.
You're calling me names, but you didn't answer it.
You're calling me names and you haven't answered it.
Why there's a fucking bomb in there?
Explain it.
Now explain it to me.
Now we have almost all of us on scene.
Nobody can do their job anymore.
No, I'll fuck up.
I got you.
I'm gonna head this way.
There's a lot of mail in there and I have this car on video at my house a month ago
of stealing my mail.
It's like a different investigation but I wonder if some of my mail is there.
It's a one in a million chance.
Okay.
And why would you want to be the one on some video?
There's reason why there's the SOPs and there's one there's fucking protocols and shit like that
This guy's being getting demands. He's not fucking listening it
The minute this guy is fucking who I was that is you fucking shut the 40th this dumb fucker
You're old Kevin's damaged to squad these guys should have gone 40 the minute that he didn't move his hand towards that bag
Are you stupid a 2018 Chevrolet Cruz a 2014 Honda Civic a
2016 Jeep Wrangler and a 2019 Toyota RAV4 the total estimated amount of money all these vehicles cost is
$113,000 Kevin had a warrant for felony domestic violence harassment at the time of the incident in addition to the warrant
He was charged with first-degree felony malicious
So they didn't think to go to I mean visit that children that you know this yet has a as a valid mailing address to go back to his house
And serve this warrant why do people have warrants for the worst shit of all time?
And they just go around walking killing it mischief. He is presumed
I do believe the officer blocking Kevin and at the beginning was a good tactical decision
Seattle police actually allows trained officers to use vehicle pinning to
prevent a suspect's vehicle from fleeing, but you saw the limitation.
Here's where the case gets interesting because the audio was eventually
confirmed, not stolen.
The officers reported finding suspected methamphetamine and a meth pipe inside.
They also found that with different addresses, although the report doesn't
confirm whether any belonged to the officer.
Police even obtained a warrant from Kevin's blood and had it drawn at the
hospital, but apparently he wasn't charged with DUI.
But what I will say is this, considering everything officers reportedly found,
the charges he ultimately faced could have looked very different.
Sometimes cutting a brick doesn't mean you made good decisions.
It just means the consequences didn't catch up with all of them.
Wait, I'm confused.
What does it mean?
What does it mean to get?
Wait, wait.
You got nothing?
It's just a month's sex.
Everything officers reportedly found.
The charges he ultimately faced could have looked very different.
Sometimes catching a bird doesn't mean you made good decisions.
It just means the consequences didn't catch up with all of them.
But we didn't see the charges, though.
He got off the whole thing.
Very cool.
Very interesting.
One for the charge, one more, interesting.
OK, well, there's that.
Offers video.
I'm not going to watch that. That's going to be crazy.
I'm not going to make any sense of that.
Haha.
media thrives off of misinformation and conspiracy.
Um, is that conservative alternative media thrives off of misinformation and conspiracy?
My first face-off claim is that excess migration is harming my next face-off claim.
My main thing is that almost all mainstream media follows the same blueprints.
I mean, let's keep it a buck.
Is that Trump's general tariff policy is bad?
My next face-off claim is that Trump's pardon of the J-6ers was the right move.
What?
Every time I go to look up stories of these people, they were doing a lot more than that.
Uh, I mean, I'm right. I'm right.
I mean, J-6ers? I mean, are you fucking stupid?
It doesn't matter what happens afterwards.
If you're wrong on the- if you're wrong, you're wrong.
I mean, Jesus is wrong. I mean, you're just fucking brain dead.
Fuck you, dude. Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude. Breaking the buildings like a bum ass.
I mean, you're a fucking loser.
Was it actually because the left does the same thing?
They do these like trimmed takes that don't include all the facts knowing that people
don't check and that causes the same problem.
It's inherently, you don't need to choose what misinformation is.
You don't need to pick and choose what is and what isn't.
mainstream media is fucking dog shit. Yeah, it's shit, it's shit. Okay, take a one-ton
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Yeah, well, that's awful.
All right.
Okay, I'm asking people to play games.
Yo, I'll present games, hello?
Testing?
I'll chat with you again, I want to play it earlier than I forgot what it was.
Oh well.
After the video?
There you go.
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We're talking right now, I'm coming up the wires, yeah.
I can get a touch.
I'm going to the corner.
Just going to touch it anyway you can.
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No-ho!
I went early because he went forward.
It's fucked.
Yes, me.
I have punched him. It's all good.
That's a really good touch.
I got it.
Great, great punches.
Crossbar challenge.
They're bucking me. Wow.
Nice.
Got it. That's mid old again. Good job.
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Okay, I think so that's not that's not me about it
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By the cars in the camera, placebo, like you guys are all, you're all placebo by fake vene.
So different.
Uh, you know.
You guys played Garchats anytime soon or no?
Oh, I don't play Garchats.
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These things are playing really. This is no way you're driving them to the jungle for real.
I've been playing well. I don't want to fuck you.
Okay.
Come on!
Try to jam. Somebody take the moose and fucking do something.
Oh, there's worse Boston area
Tell me that's good
This guy's back where he's going.
Aw man, well.
I haven't had boost since the fucking K-Vages.
Got it.
Nice, we touched.
There we go.
Got it.
Seven hand boosts is just kind of sad at this point.
Got it.
Ah, not ideal.
Got it.
Wow.
I mean, you know I'm still on the bus, bro.
I'm about to save in the game right now.
58 months, wow.
Finally got a girlfriend, hopefully this one won't catch me
me jerking my shit to your streams excuse me back back awesome house I mean
skim into that and I think if it is I think you people up it's that local
guy a bottle there holy shit score
I've word games like this games like hockey you don't always have to go for the
score we're up by one we've got the story though it's the hands of the
I know but we used your possession to get new scapes on the ice
Oh, we don't like this store. Oh, this shit is for a skate. This is a man had a fish
I went to the Stanley Cup twice this year. I'm basically an expert
Sorry, I'm trying to keep up.
Oh, they all took it up, they all took it up here.
Alvin, Alvin, do step reset there.
Yeah, we can see you there, that's good.
three months too much you guys are using a legal ball color they're a dark ball
color at seven sets with visibility is low it's so duller yeah it's pretty bad
I don't like it it was like and you know they're doing it let's just
I see you middle.
Um.
Um.
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I just put my kit.
You guys have matching halos on.
That's crazy.
They all three have matching halos on.
You're okay.
I was right in on them.
I was actually in that game.
He's gonna hit that.
Nice.
This guy may just want to fucking smack into the wall man.
Back wall that somehow.
There you go, there you go, there you go.
Okay!
Now we're gonna get your fucking head.
Okay.
Howdy, get the sofa out of there!
Why am I just... I'm just gonna head it!
That's a pretty double plus.
I gotta talk to you.
Ooh!
Around now?
We're good, we're up afterwards.
I
We all missed it. That's crazy. That's mostly how it's done man.
Of course it's a rubber banding like a f***ing maniac here.
Got it. I got a great hit. It's a it's a it's a good touch. We could watch oh
My god, dude, I can't oh not again
Good great job where this game won't pull fuck
Yeah, you ran me and X and scored.
Not bad.
You go left, Vegas.
We can score that, we can touch.
Back wall down, back wall down.
Got to kill one.
It's not bad, it's not bad.
I got it though.
I
That's bad
I got it
now reverse the wrong. Oh my god!
I think I actually missed that. Yeah, it's fine.
You gotta go here. I have boost. I'm gonna relax.
The boost is actually there.
That's bad for us.
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I want to be as dead as that one day
And he's everything's all good
Bro you guys have no idea keep playing me out of the fuck I literally if you guys got thrown into these lobbies with 30 hours
You guys get steamrolled. I'm fine. I'm the front of that man
back walls well to this guy man holy shit I'm gonna counter hit instead because
he was there first and he's fucking this is the bulk of bitch ass
can make a supper
Google notation and learn how to position yourself you are shot under the
bullman you might have no I thought you were gonna go up there you went
straight down
I know that I will know that I don't give a fucker I close the info file I
thought it was improved by playing the funny I'm gonna talk about looking at the
fucking wiki and look at every fucking thing look at that look at that like a
radiation did look at look at it like I don't do a fuck full of what a fucking
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Oh!
I'm going one-two after him.
One-two.
I lost almost two.
Ooh, that's a tough shot.
I can't crash. Oh, god.
What?
He's got him.
That's the one where...
That's the one where we went for it?
No!
I was going to just...
That was crazy good shot.
Should we connect to this game?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You are always under the ball like you are looking here to meet me.
Okay, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't give a shit.
I have 30 FPS.
I have GTA 5, GTA 6 FPS right now.
Sorry, normal.
Wow, that is very on the way.
My game's capped at 30.
Okay, now it's back.
No, it's like I crashed and reconnected and like shaders are loaded
I have a lot of boots.
I bumped him.
Fuck. I had no angle for a good shot there.
Bad.
No way right?
You better play triple defense.
Yeah I am.
I got it.
Alright okay sorry.
I missed it.
Stop doing that stop doing that you do that a lot something
Got it it's a middle shot I trolled it I get in on Wow, okay bounce I guess
I mean, I wonder what you can do with something.
Ah, we have to make it roommate lobby.
Am I in 2-point?
Oh yeah.
I
Just call that one unlucky. I mean it kind of was lucky
Well, we lack it's like
The chat it's more than any of us
Now we're really playing it playing it as a pre-made it and we're playing it as a pre-made it and we're just learning and playing with one another
I wish like the anesthesia and chalice more just like fun and not just like how do I like actually miserable like miserable like oh
My god, you know the double aerial backflip flip three set corner ball sack breaker, man
We all know this strategy. What's the strategy? What's doing that? What do you do the ball breaker? Why?
I told me fuck like shut the fuck up wrong. What's up? What? Why doesn't the streamer try my game play our six next?
What do you got play our six plays one round of our six? Well, so bad so bad so bad
Why don't you play my game next wow he's not playing my game like thank you fuck
Second one she is my own experience
That was terrible, I didn't mean to hit it like that.
Ah, I should have stopped it.
His name is Penny.
Wait, what is that Simpsons banner?
That's kind of hard.
Okay.
Oh, that's bad.
Okay, I saw this.
I'm actually just playing another one and I'm just more in the grass looking.
That same guy's still mad at me.
He's so mad.
He's so mad.
But yeah, he's still playing for fun and he's getting it three times and he's not
like molding it like holy fucking shit you chill out like Christ 99 months but
my body is playing the fucking mystery machine look at that look at that
yeah I'm playing the fake look look at this aerial roll dash I saw that I saw
that on YouTube I had 4,000 hours in this game I got my champion did was that a
a muster ketchup flip hot dog Lizzie dude mustard oh my god what a mustard I
can't believe in that for another package thing
I'm gonna post it on TikTok.
It's a really bad lot for us.
Oh my god, I almost went crazy!
Bumping them, bumping them defense, no defense, bumping them all!
We can't move!
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You're sucking the boost you have to use it to pump the ball up like we can't be trying
I'm going to move that van.
Lighter man in the wall, right?
I didn't make that phenomenal if you don't think so.
Someone right here is dead.
That was pretty good.
Nice.
This fucking muncher!
I want to be free you guys. I mean he's a bunch of us. Hey, he is. Oh, okay. Oh, that
bad bad bad bad
he sucked on my booster
what what that's bad
Okay, okay. I understand now. George's gonna miss the ball every time
Okay, man
Nice.
Nice.
My private Tom is down.
No, not your arrester.
Oh, you go that way.
I was gonna go for so I try to predict the sounds
It's bad for us, the helm, but he just missed the ball, he's there several.
Back wall somehow.
Yeah, he's coming through, I mean, bad time I got, yes, I'm still here.
Oh my god!
Biggest helm was worked out perfectly.
You saw that?
Yeah.
Alright.
Okay, I see how it is. I'm dodged it.
You can probably get that.
Let me hit that.
I go.
I'm gonna take a minute.
Backward, see if you get it.
I'm back on.
I got it, I got it.
Wow, that's my fault I slowed down a little bit more than...
I know, I already said it.
I'm not hitting him.
I'm gonna go first, clear.
There you go.
That's bad news with the variance first.
I got it.
This guy is very annoying with these corner shots.
I'm going to put the, I'm going to put it actually.
Wait, no, I got it.
Holy.
That's dangerous, boss.
Nice.
that's the danger of us still
I don't I don't know
can't wait for the return of G and Paul back in check
oh no blues
fuck
now look at that slip in man
I would have looked he could have but you could have
got that
okay
Okay.
Alright.
Oops, she lost it.
I'll play this the same way that I just played it if I was in the same scenario.
I angled that card and fucking delivered it.
Wait, fuck.
Keep it in the air if you can.
Wait!
No!
Still up.
No!
No, I can't have the ball.
I'm the most I know, I can't do it in the game.
You better read that.
No that will ever happen
I'm
For
They should be able to be matched actually that's not wrong
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and we fucking jumped it in like holy shit
You left it. No, it's so cute. Oh, there's um, there's a 3v3 tournament in an hour
You could do that hour
Platinum 2 exotic trade out
Is that good funny if I use a bronze or explosion?
Well, I mean you are bronze. So yeah
Bronze what?
I'm gonna have to look at the score here no
Dude I printed those shots and I'm bad at it
I bought them. Oh, I got it in the corner. Look at that
Oh my god going in right away. Oh look at that. Dude no shots. Look at Tim. No way.
Yeah man I shot that too. I'm hitting it backwards. I'm giving them some trouble right now. Dude.
Connect, connect. That's good. Oh my god. Oh no going in. It's too hard. Oh no it goes down.
It goes down it goes down. Oh
Man I went down straight. That was so weird. I thought I was gonna hide more time, you know
I was gonna do that as well. Watch out
I thought about the battery. No way. That's just a battery
Well, I suppose I sleep AIU and then did it sleep
Dude that was like one pixel on the side
Like what is that?
Shut up.
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Like to go to the wall
I can't do anything without you there
Okay, man, they're just just ball crunching
just fucking up a lot of this out there you go there you go okay man he's
part of the fucking door man yeah he's really deep in the goal holy shit yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this game rewards that playstyle it's just woke
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Who do you think you are talking to?
Even how much I'm making a year?
Even I told you I didn't believe it.
Let me clue you in there.
Did you watch the own effects of flip I've been watching Leblanc CS logs
You watch that
No, no, it's so funny
Something get
I got it I got it
Now park it now park it now park it now park the car
Insanity like your mom. Oh my god. Oh, man. Oh, I'm gonna hit something very nicely
Don't don't you mean don't you mean if I if I get a net don't you mean don't you mean don't you
I don't ever do that shit.
Yeah, that's actually the push with the plays again.
You have three goals as well.
If you have 3-0 and you're parking in the net with one minute to go.
I mean, you are big fat so.
My game is trash, I think.
Yeah, I think she's low.
What kind of computer are you on, bro?
There should be an FF for us though.
I mean...
I mean, yeah, FFF we're good.
It's not next time if they cancel.
I have an IDVG on the crash, probably.
Yeah, I'm gonna customize my car.
Uh...
Well, go ahead and put the flag back, why weren't you...
The game was glad I'm being detected by the fucking windows.
What else do we do here?
You don't wanna go that red, trust me.
I got it. I thought you were standing on business. I'm a guy.
Red. I'm telling you.
Well, now I think about it.
Now that I think about it, you did delete the tweet about the Ludwig warehouse.
Yeah, you know.
Interesting. See, I can't say stuff about you, but I'm not going to be the bigger man.
I'm sure. I'll have to say again.
Yo, yo, what?
Yo, those are crazy longs.
Nice to see you.
I can't believe he's like that, because I always thought he was like the nicest guy.
I default.
On every drama, he always has the right take. I can't believe he would say that.
Are you guys in the game?
No.
Right.
So why did they do that anyway?
Like, did they even give a warning with those logs?
Like, what's that all about?
I mean, the reality is that you get banned for that, right?
If you're not, like, that big shiver is what it is.
Yeah, I was banned for something of the kind that was tamer.
Like, it's not crazy.
What Ico said, I say every single day.
Yeah, exactly.
It's not crazy here, is it?
Your host.
Cool.
Oh, and I hope.
X, X, yeah.
Am I?
Say it, I mean, I don't say it.
It's something I don't like saying.
I mean, you can look at all my track record, all my games,
it's something I don't say, because it is.
I mean, I don't like pride in it.
I just don't say it.
I
Just change that block you would
Why they both have I mean all my logs on all the games and look up all my shit, but I never said that
It's cranes that like
They're just amazing, oh you know what, I feel like weaponized, whatever the fuck, it's just weird, I don't say, I don't say, I mean, this is what it is.
180 ping.
Uh, yeah, that's good, a little bit too much power.
For the ball.
Man, Vegas are in vain, real big.
Really? What happened?
I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, like the ball is in my face for that. I don't know why.
I'm gonna get the water.
What am I hearing right now?
It's not a bullshit ass song.
I think I touched you.
No.
Do they say that on stream?
Was that offline logger?
Online logger.
To him?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's probably AI.
He would never say something like that.
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You yeah, you'd say something
Of course you would I should demand that never what I should demand and so I might love to save my mom
I was reading
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Why do I get turning up again each other that's what you want. Yeah, he's in our game right now. Why did you say it again, say it again
I'm moving on, I'm moving on, I'm moving on, I'm passing the game by myself, he says it, he says it, he says it
Um, I want you dead like what do you mean by that? What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that exactly?
Do you respond to the allegations?
I expect an apology tomorrow morning
And in my critical video
And what a fucking rat this shit.
This blood work situation is crazy.
Because I'm not gonna deny it.
It's kinda crazy though, like they said they were tightened up on that part and a light
will set out on stream and no get banned.
I was surprised when I got my asses like really
Like I don't give a shit
But no one did you come on, bro
Well, it's kind of funny cuz I used to never do it as well, right? But then like when you do it one time, you know getting trouble
Yeah
That's not bad you back on that looks like a like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna die on my first share
Okay, I gave him a minute, get ready, get ready, get ready.
There you go.
Oh, he ended up.
I'm not gonna overreact about this, but the things that you can say and get away with it on the internet,
if you're like a good take guy, slash, fuck it with a guy, slash,
like very, very little guy, I mean, it's insane.
You can say they're wild as shit, but you can't even do wild as shit, okay?
You can even almost cost car access in chat.
True actually true you can also be racist too sometimes you can run red lights as well
You can even abuse your dog Sam the heaven
But God forbid that
Nice shot, actual nice shot.
I mean, sure you're not referring to Mal, was that dog day with this, uh...
Gambling is bad, but only if you gamble on this one website who happens to own a streaming service competitor.
Any other website is a good thing.
Yeah, it is all a good thing.
If you happen to own, if you happen to get one website, then that's actually, we're taking the moral stance here.
Yeah. Now, here's my code to Jeff Dainz.
What the fuck what the fudge
I know it's so funny
But it's actually next level petty nits, you know, yeah, literally
What in the rubber band line was that?
yeah I do this
I got uh...
I boomed them but
yeah
I'm a boomer too I think
I saw them float to here
oh
oh I would have scored there as well
hey
we got this we got this
little mill
I'm gonna make him out
No, that's a had it
I go again
It's a good, it's a good, it's a good, follow it up.
Oh, you guys really went before him.
What was that?
One, one, one.
Got a bomb.
Yeah, fuck you.
I'm gonna let him battle the wall first.
I
Didn't up the middle got it
Hey, go ahead. Oh
Thank you
You played that wow. Yeah, I'm very good at them, dude
Oh my god, after the brandy round.
I think it's possible.
What?
I thought Ludwig was full soft and like doesn't like ever like, it's never like saying like
maybe what he thinks, you know what I mean?
What the hell?
Here we go.
Jesus.
Oh, anyway.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
I'm not going to act like I care, you know.
Like I said, I don't do shit either.
People say this all the time, it's whatever.
I'm not going to act like I'm not acting outrage because I'm offended.
It's just, you know what I'm saying, yeah, it's okay.
Why am I so bad at breaking it?
I know there's a website to check logs like that.
Yeah, that's scary.
Not far back to that check out.
I'm still gonna pull my logs from 2012.
Who came up with that? I need to talk to that guy.
Poor boy, dude.
The website comes out tomorrow. They have every rust voice chat forever. Oh, yeah
I would actually buy that point might we get them out
Huh he's next on Russ no
He's gonna hit that though
That's good? Wow, that's a great job.
You can never get me on any log, any whatever it is, matter.
I've been on the internet for fucking, literally, fucking 25 years.
Even on stream, everything, it was all together.
Nobody's ever done any shit on me.
Not even one, not even one trip.
That's not true.
It is true, it is true.
That's not, in Deadlock, you call one guy...
Whoa.
You call somebody core in Deadlock.
You're basically...
Ah, so, as we shook the man's hand, so did he.
There's a spin ball in his game, I'm gonna fuck him into the man.
Nobody voted for that guy, and if you endorsed him and you made him present yourself.
Yeah, I won't mend it, I won't mend it.
Uh, no.
You ruined the world on your own.
You don't never give me the grade for that, either.
Like, crazy.
Yeah.
50 million votes, so your audience of 20,000, from Canada.
You ruined the world, actually, it's your fault.
I'm in inflation. Wow, that's a great, great fucking hit, but then I'm gonna build the wall.
I am the wall. Oh my god.
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like that's just uh what are you coming to hit the ball down okay i've been had
moves and paper
and nothing to get up there
what happened was yeah i mean no the just wall i mean you just gotta lie
different for free just like that just get a couple to lie and just keep saying
in jet for free really this way I mean look at that
I think that's very annoying
fuck it's a close match it's actually not what you think
Think before you sleep.
Oh my god.
Now park your car in the net,
when I park my car in your mother's mouth last night,
if I can bitch ass.
Holy shit, I don't know why that.
Okay, how about we um, trim it later?
Uh, it starts in...
18 minutes.
It's too long, man.
And I'm hungry for food.
No, I better have any.
No, but I know I had two slices of cheese.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
You ordered two slices of cheese?
Oh, no, I mean like string cheese or what type of cheese um pepper jack
I can't do this. I'm done with it. Yeah, I'm gonna take it like a softball as I'm going
Wait, it's real?
How do you see these logs there, how do you see these logs there?
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Longest business
15 minutes. Okay. Look at the what? Look at the moon.
the stream's big dog. One moment. Hope you chill and come.
What's the moment?
Roblox makes the best, the best game on Roblox by now, but nobody plays it.
Lunar eclipse.
Um, this is a cat table.
Did I do the wrong game?
That's the correct one, mate.
This is bad, Chad.
This is dire.
Nah, this should fill up harder.
No, I wish it fell apart, eh?
I think I like them.
Ten, for like a hairstyle or an item of clothing.
I believe that if you think that culture has some type of boundary,
I think you're just missing the whole idea of what culture is.
Right, right, right, right. So now define group,
because that's what you use in your argument. What's a group?
A group or just for a multitude of people.
Right, I'm mostly sort of people who share what? What makes them a group?
Who share ideals? Who share rules? Who share a group of ideology?
And what's the definition of culture?
Culture is basically, I guess, a way of life in which people share these values and ideals.
It's an interconnected practice in which we share how we live to other people.
I don't think it's something that should be owned, and if you think that culture is something
that can be owned, you don't understand what culture is.
Because we're a society that has to put it into our cultures and become one and become
functional.
And by using that culture of cultures, I think you're ignoring the patterns of having a comprehensive
society.
Yes, you kind of just define the definition.
You said a lot of things that I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm talking about all the things that I need to know.
Because you guys aren't listening. I just explained to my argument.
No, no, no.
All of us are listening.
Yeah, I know.
I can open kind of what it seems like it's not.
What do you quite hope you can't be stolen?
Yeah, I might need the whole thing.
How many of you got more than one?
I think it has a floating nature.
I don't think it's something that is an object
or something that can be borrowed by one single group of people.
single group of people. I think the whole purpose of having a culture is to express your shared ideals
and so we can become one as a society instead of unified groups of people. Because I think that's
what causes wars and that's what causes a lot of disagreements within our society.
We're not really the solely men cause wars, but we don't have to get us done.
I'm not trying to say something.
What happened here?
It's a female bestiary.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Who said that?
Who said that?
Don't say that.
She's so confused.
She's saying she's...
The thing is, the thing is that art is not that...
The thing is, the thing is that art is not caring culture.
That's a really tough topic.
I have to disagree with you.
I just explained to you how it's related.
It's like an odd, you know, like, you have to follow it.
Yo, yo, yo, I have a question.
I have a question.
He's saying, you're being so...
I like that.
I like that.
I have a question.
Well, no, I mean, but you didn't even give us the thread
that you want to push us down.
Ew.
You made a decision.
You have a disagreement with my definition.
Why didn't you point it out to me?
So where did you get your definition from?
Where did you get your definition from?
I got it from, I'm basically studying philosophy.
Well, you're basically not going to get through your alarm.
I hear you. And gun level is too low.
Wrong when you describe what culture is.
So we're not going to get anywhere.
There's a professional overwatch Winston player.
He's better at Winston than you are in your entire life.
Let him speak, please.
I don't understand.
True.
Please don't speak.
Why is it always a man talking over us?
Beak at that.
Hmm.
I don't get it at all.
Chill out.
Chill out.
What's that mean, yo?
OK, he has the glory.
He's not speaking.
Why do you guys always find a way to discriminate?
Whether it's man or be OK?
Oh my god.
How about you keep it on tight?
also also also what do you define as culture because without white culture i mean you'd go to school
i'm floating bang bang
what
I really want to
What? Like what?
He's like
He's like
No, man.
We're just
Explains to me what he said because you guys are all talking over
Oh, she's still here.
He said, wait, can I swap him?
No, what, what?
Bullets server?
I've spent five weeks on.
I brought a small pointer.
You got 50 people in there for no reason.
We're not talking about nothing.
Okay, make it 40 minutes.
Well, what?
Okay, all right. So what I wanted to respond to earlier is y'all,
I mean, I'm a part of the,
okay, but I wanted to say y'all are
I wanted to say, y'all are talking about hair, but in fashion.
But fashion, what y'all wear, or what we wear,
is usually via YT design.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no.
It's a buggy.
We're going.
I got a question.
So you're saying that there's a boho
for not ingrazing.
A dirty address now?
Why?
Because C stars?
Before we even answer her question, my understanding, why do we keep conflating invention of culture?
Just because you invented something doesn't mean that's your culture.
She's a known fool.
She's a known fool? Okay.
We're not even arguing about this.
Wait, no, no.
Wait, culture is how you're using it.
One day, while acting was masturbating.
No, we did.
Anyway, these doctors tell me that let's take these folks
and then they will say that's something else.
That's the problematic part, that you guys are not
like focusing on, like you guys are focusing on.
Why didn't you guys unsay me for what I said?
It was an impersonation.
I don't want to make that speech.
Let's keep it quick.
It's like I have to listen to what I'm telling you,
because I'm just what is to be heard.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm literally being serious.
I'm so ever going to agree that way.
So, let me not.
This is a mirror thing to use.
We should be fairer than we don't jumpers.
She is loyal to the people.
I don't know.
It's taking her into the news.
Like, what are we talking about?
Culture is meant to be shared.
Culture is meant to be shared.
Nobody is a culture of culture.
There's a difference between sharing culture and sharing.
And sharing.
What's this guy's deal?
You're a streamer and you're that slow?
Come on.
So, I was just going to give you an argument.
I can hear you.
You're going to come up with two goals.
Increase income.
Increase income.
Speak up, ladies.
Yeah, that's right, bro.
Well, let's start off with vice-versa.
It's not.
You guys are so anti-discrimination.
I mean, is that?
You call it cultural appropriation?
Anti-discrimination.
Wait, is it a bad thing?
It's not a cultural appropriation.
Anti-discrimination.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
That's two different things.
It's different to appreciate a country and to appropriate a country.
Wait, are you going to do it?
I'm not going to.
What did I do?
I don't know.
So are we trying to say that the light bulb is American culture?
Please, dude. What do you even know?
I mean, your language is European culture.
That's about our language is European culture.
I said that.
I don't think he just made that up.
I mean, it's not.
I didn't, I didn't know.
I was, I was with him, but I, I, but I.
to so many years ago that you cannot understand the fact that culture can be post both so English
is due to wait why is this guy with the check work in here now explain where the English
language came from okay excuse me um all right well i mean he's right i mean i mean he's right
really enforcing that power in there but anyway
I have something to say.
For a big streamer at SQC, you are incredibly ignorant.
Someone like Ludwig would never...
Excuse me, can you please...
Excuse me, can you please...
...in the American...
...why is he streamer...
SQC!
Can you please give me the highest level of education you got?
What are you talking about?
I'm better just than to say something crazy.
How hard is it to just listen?
listen to the back just can be reseated I don't know who's unseating I think
they're like resetting it all right I think that's a very good idea that's
why I added a few more mods because I can't be one it's beautiful I love that
so let's bring some educated people up I'm ready
I
We need more people that are on the opposition.
So let's ask who this is.
They just kicked them out.
They're going to make a Q&A.
Bro, bro, why do world-class women always miss it?
They just drink a coalition.
And any opposition that can come out of anything else,
why is there a good source on this topic?
So we're going to change that.
This girl was just talking for like four minutes in a lobby of 40 people.
And I started to cut her off a little bit because she was just rambling.
And she goes, oh my god, it's always a white team
I'm putting me off in the band.
Yeah, it's awful.
You can't join them.
Can I say my point again?
Since you guys went listening last time.
Oh, my God.
I don't know why she keeps grouping all of us.
I didn't set you.
Who was waiting for 15 minutes?
Oh.
Okay, I'm ready to move for the Australian girl.
Please don't bring her up again.
No, they're not even friendly to Femboy.
I'm going to bring a Connor up, yes, and then there's a Rooka and Watermelon.
They seem like actually genuine debaters.
Are we good to start or should we wait for everybody to be up?
Yeah, as a man you asked too many questions.
See.
We're not changing topic now.
We're just kind of resetting because everyone went like insane.
I'm not kidding, they're like engagement farming.
Oh yeah, real.
Wait, that's one like that?
Holy.
Holy.
Holy.
Holy.
It's actually incredible how bad it is.
It's insane.
It's absolutely insane.
Like you would never pay like that.
You would never behave like
Lobbies make my blood boil if you take them seriously, you can't yeah, you have to rage bait or like for
One delivery thing in the past would be why she having this is an idea
Oh
black color doesn't bother me I don't care I got you can be be okay I've read
once
oh I read your bandit says it play without me man play without me why I
I
Raised quitted an outstation in the chat, uh, the last element
Jack, how long you bent for?
This is an hour. I
Can't believe it that I had no idea
Me do to be to
Really read
Oh, I can't, I'm, I can't, wait the...
I expect an apology.
Sorry.
Um, anyway.
We could play play that before?
Never played that, but we bought it.
I have it. Rob also invited us to play the Orchard, would you guys want to?
We could survive and play play that.
Oh, you guys can do that, I genuinely...
No offense, I'll just go chill.
No, no, wait, why don't you wanna play the Orchard?
I'm done for now. I'm gonna play that. I'm done for a little setup. I'll play that run.
You're gonna play that run? Or not? No, no, no. But I bought it. Yeah, I'll have you look.
Um, maybe that's fine, but yeah. I can't take the bought it. It was ordered by Twitch to
you are part of the body until further notice.
Oh, wow, shit.
And then I'm thinking about it.
How does she present?
I mean, the rules apply to me.
The rules apply to me at the absolute full force of everything possible, OK?
I buy all the rules and I get zero because I get zero for it. I get actually zero.
I'll do as much as I need to know it's annoying like like yeah, what would you be annoyed I mean?
People ask me, oh my god, it's Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, I'm telling you.
The city has it as always. I get fucked over and it goes with it.
Exactly.
It's all there.
You'd be mulling if it was you.
He said it.
They get announced another year and I get, I get, I get Twitch messages directly from all the way to the top.
I have to print my body.
Nobody had their body, nobody printed their body except for me.
I'm the only one doing it.
And it comes all the way from the top.
Like, it's insane. It's uh, it's a bigger age, but I mean it's lame. I mean it's literally the
base of the year. It's the biggest reveal of the entire year, and I've probably devoured it.
Uh...
Where do I put controller or keyboard?
It's just better.
Uh, uh, controller is way better, way better.
You have to leave on your keyboard.
Oh, you're right.
Can you change your skin color in this game?
Oh yes, the X-Arcander.
Hey, how?
What? I'm clicking on it, it's not working.
Oh, okay.
Well, it doesn't hurt me to guess what it is, I mean...
I mean, it'll come back about one point, but I'm sure.
Ooh, pretty cool outfits.
I know what I want for outfits.
Hold on, no, not this shit
Not too shabby
Where's a where's a cool hat man, I can't find it
grab ad ready Pete
I'm so like that
um I can read your message in a minute hold on
oh it's a little cool
it's a string of like 105 messages and so it's gonna be a lot of scroll through
now give me a group chat just for this
Hi, good to be in touch, I can be posted, blah blah blah, oh my fucking god I can't read this, it's just too much, it's just too much.
Hold it, hold it.
Uh, there's a GVV, sure, the GTA category, blah, blah, okay, all this, if you have any
questions, got it, okay, um, make sure you don't have any clips on the Twitch channel,
uh, don't worry about other people's clips that you can't control, uh, just want to make
sure that roster can't hit us on the takedown, uh, let's do it later, uh, today, um, we'll
be able to see bits of the streaming on the Twitch channel, blah, blah, um, yeah, I mean,
it is, I guess it may.
I had to burn the bottom, I had to burn the bottom, I had to.
You had to?
You're just losing me, look at me.
I had no choice.
What?
Are you getting it wrong?
See I'm not moving, I'm standing still.
Um, I'm looking for a better hat.
How about no hat then? Fuck it.
Go like that.
No, I'm a hard worker. I'm gonna put the hard worker guy, uh...
Look at me. Look at me.
Go like that.
He's gonna go over it. He's gonna give me arguments.
I'm gonna argue with him when I switch it.
Like you guys I'm better fucking go argue with the final overlords like brother. You can come under the child's god
I'll be fucking shit fucking time before
Okay, that's like, you know the rules there are no rules that were lost
What is this shit? What is this shit?
Okay, so we need to find our recipe that we're gonna do I'm gonna do steak. It's really easy like this is a new oops
Okay
understand it what the fuck don't make you but
is it going or not
Let me see.
I will invite only Zeta call.
Do you want to play the tutorial?
No.
xqcl
Like like like it's sad, but if I have any advice when you creators it's this and I actually mean that I should be that
I don't I love you. I'll tell everybody else
break all the rules genuinely like
Like, you will lose so much by just listening to the rules and whatever, just break the
rules and wait until you get banned or you get rewarned.
Fuck everything.
TUS is a piece of shit.
Fuck TUS, break all of it, do whatever the fuck until something happens.
Anybody that does happen, you get it one day and you move on with your life, it is what
it is.
Yo.
What's up?
Yo, what up, bro?
You said we're playing Jackbox?
I got a friend.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
No, I will not.
I just said that I need to invite again next
I think we should let me say that you thought about the volume they didn't I mean I
brought my my agency fucking I even had Victor walk downstairs and fucking
I mean, wait a minute.
Here's that serious.
I'll meet you there.
Can you get a reenvinding please?
Oh, I forgot.
You're blue.
Oh, you're red.
Oh, you're red.
Did you play this game for me?
Yeah.
Yeah, we haven't.
Okay, that's great.
We're gonna fit right in together because I'm not very good.
You guys not play it all enough?
Zero, no.
No, never.
No idea.
Never ever?
No.
That's okay.
Is it like over cooked?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't play that either.
Yeah, try it off the time.
Um, is that it?
Yeah.
Okay, come down here, and it'll, uh, actually stay already.
And then we're gonna do, um, we're gonna do, um, let me get a full plan real quick.
Now, we already chose the one, I chose stay.
I mean, if you all do, I'll do it, we'll do it, but it's just gonna be like, uh, a fuck ton of stuff to do.
Let's do one. I think they don't really get it
That's decent we might get lost a little bit. Let me check
I like one. Let's go. You choose dumplings
Nah, you try stay first everybody up
I'll do the dumpling online
How are your dumplings?
Four but it's just because there's a lot of maneuvering like what we could do
Am I the only one on controller
Yeah
Okay, we have to make money early on otherwise we're gonna lose the game overall
I don't even know like the basis. Okay, basically some class are gonna come over over the night, right?
We have to make sure to make your food, okay? And um,
Okay, so basically, um,
We can call the phone to get more, right? But overall if you're gonna come
more customers cannot come to a new table if the table hasn't cleared yet
since it's a bubble that needs it's important to have a flow and get the
people out okay we will run out of plates so you gotta get we gotta get
washed so I'm gonna put the washing stuff over here honestly we don't give a
shit you could probably do the thing it washing stuff outside fuck it we don't
here because this map is yeah yeah so so one of the guys is gonna be taking
orders and one of the guys gonna be serving a stop and one of the guys gonna be
wanting to play something I'm gonna do all the cooking shit take the plates
and put them outside it like this
that works and then wash it like this so you put you put them back back back
Wait, I need the plates though to put my shit.
It's like...
That's what I was saying.
It doesn't think that you can do it alone.
I can.
Actually, give me the plates.
Yeah, yeah, I have an idea.
Put the plates all the way at the top left.
Right here.
Good, yeah, good.
Yeah, talk about that.
I'm gonna need them as well to serve food.
So place, we can move this whole thing down one.
Yeah, but it's good, place here is good, place here is good.
And I'm gonna crook like this in this low area here.
This is gonna be so bad.
Can we just do this?
What? This is good?
It's just that bad because they won't be able to give you the plates from outside and they don't need to deal with you with that.
Yeah, who's doing my kitchen?
Buddy, I'm cooking! I'm setting my own kitchen!
Fuck your hands up, you shit!
I did the kitchen, guys.
What?
Fuck your hands in the kitchen!
Okay.
What was I saying?
Okay, we'll just do it, do it, ready?
Are you guys ready to start the game?
Is this on it?
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Come here, Mama. Let me talk to you a little bit.
Chef, yes, Chef.
Yes, Chef.
All right, good luck, man.
Hey, Mama.
Can I go?
Try to go and start.
Don't move.
Come here.
Come here.
What are the controls?
Try to go and start.
OK, first button, A. If you've got shit, A.
Drop it down.
What's the PlayStation controls?
Oh, no, no, no.
We'll have a booking sit in it.
But we need to make it.
We didn't make it, we didn't make it.
I might call the people I put so that we get more clients.
I take the triangle.
Well, we need to call Mr. Sopran now.
I'm telling them to come down.
Yeah, we'll get him.
Yes, take the triangle!
I did, bro.
I'm out.
I'm taking the triangle, guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It decals me.
Oh, maybe.
I'll call somebody.
Oh, there's someone.
Here we go, let's get ready to rumble.
Hi, welcome in.
Oh, they're looking hungry. What are you doing?
We need tacos.
We need tacos.
Okay.
We need way more tacos.
I'm trying. I'm gonna eat that kitchen helper.
Red, that's you.
Red that's you
Yeah, what do you need?
Okay, cut some carrots and cut and cut some us
Too many too many too many too many I
I
Wanted it. I've earned it two more tacos. Yeah, good it
Go give it to them give them go
Yeah, there's the one guy in these yeah, we need a lot of we need like four more tacos
Okay guys, nice try.
What do we do with all this?
What's this?
I didn't know we had any with these.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Go get it, go get it, go get it.
Only now we're in the house, we're in the kitchen.
Okay, yeah, who's the meatie?
Me, me, me.
Well, in that case, I should make this a little easier for me.
Okay, make a big ale here.
Game of the butter.
This.
Okay, this is your cook.
This is my cook.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Um, I'll chop stuff up right here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You cook it here.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, chef.
Okay.
And I cook under you, okay?
When you're done, you put the shit over here.
All of these three.
One, two, three.
Oh
We need we need our ingredients nearby both of us
You guys are gonna put presented food right here
No, you're like you're like watches watches. What is what is bang yet in the middle we make an island
Yep, so we can both access the middle and do our time
Okay, so then I have all the so the balance my example
Yeah, okay, so
The way it works is that you you all ingredients have these smacked ones
steak down smack
Flower smack care smack then smack the result of all those things together then burn it
This is good. I like that. It's good
you ready Sunday triangle Sunday everybody
the fuck was that what's your kitchen so no we needed that no no we needed that
really bad
hey hold hold hold hold wait wait maybe something teaching type don't take your
order right away don't take your order right away take it by the way I see what the
I
Start making it
That one. Yep. Go ahead. Yo, no
We need way more tacos it's already over what how
Oh, you can't bring one person that we're not the other I felt yes
Yeah, when you bring yeah, you got a
All right now let's try go try go this. I don't know we need this. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. We need stunning desks. Yep. Yep
Yep, yep, yep, yep only three. Oh
You I'm using three from there. I'm a fucking bitch. Yes, you know you can use three
because you're new I'll use all I will use to
great start go in go here we go this is
everything okay look at me yeah
he's just over the flower because the
flower you can you can up what's up on
anything wow you guys look hungry
Are you guys with something
I'll be right with you
Yeah, you have a second remember like anything once. Oh, you guys want to talk to me right up
Don't give them that one yet
Hey!
Hey!
Guys!
Get some of this shit!
Wait, wait, wait, I'll read that.
Dang.
Call the phone, call the phone, we need to get the money, call the phone.
Let me clean that.
I called the phone.
I need to get the table.
What are these, like, leaks on the ceiling?
It's like people, like, just dirty shoes and shit, you know?
They're gonna clean up the floor.
Is this thing full?
Yeah, you gotta set the plate out.
What do I do with the plate?
Here, you got it.
Go.
This is the garden.
We got it. Go.
It's the garden!
Get the water.
Two tacos.
Two tacos.
Where do the plates go? They're literally fucking ready, man!
I don't know where the plates go.
Let's cook.
Let's do that over there.
I mean mr. Dot kept talking I am close
don't do not buy anything just look at it okay we need to buy research just first
that because this is obvious worthless without it and then they double no no
Well, Vangibol, oh, what was that?
What was that?
Uh, yes, this helps to alleviate the traffic, but I don't think we can do that, hold on.
Because we want to put something in the research desk.
No.
Left over bags?
Is that good yet?
Oh, we need to counter, we need to counter, we absolutely need to counter.
So, bang it.
I think we're gonna get over here for the dishes.
Fox, you need that, right?
Who's doing dishes?
You were doing dishes, Vegas, for who's doing dishes?
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, mm.
What the hell?
Mm.
Hi, it's Fredy.
Let's go back inside.
I'm ready for work.
Um, hey, what's up guys?
get out yet yet you're not because group sizes one to two
big is instead
the that
i don't know about it i i have to fix that
putting the court
That's too intimate.
One.
Bomb left.
I'm ready.
We'll get better cameras later, okay?
Ready up.
Ready up.
Ready up.
Oh, you made me day!
Oh, you made me day!
Only once, only once!
Hey! Hey!
Right on!
Sockles up!
You're telling me!
Call up, call up somebody up, call up somebody, fuck it.
Let's go, take it down.
I'm calling someone.
Tacos.
You need dishes?
I need you to reach your desk a little quicker.
Shabang.
Thank you.
Call somebody up, call somebody up, we're doing good.
We're doing great right now.
They just look bad and they're battling back to go.
I'm taking an order up for two.
Two tacos, how many are there?
Good.
I got more right there.
Two more up.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna seed run.
I need dishes!
Right now!
Okay, how many, how many, how many, how many dishes?
How many can I eat this?
Another?
Yeah.
Two doubles up, I need two dishes.
Oh, we're finished, we're finished with it.
Mr. Bunny Hala.
Nice.
Not too shabby.
Okay, oh let me just show you something, okay.
So now we have a bar table.
Is that a good bar?
I've never seen it before.
A bar table.
I think someone can sit at the bar right there.
It'll take our space though the counter in a sink 25 dollars fucking I'm gonna buy it
Plates oh we can get some plates. Yeah, I do that. Yeah, I do that. I bet what?
That's a vote on it. I think it's by
What's in a station?
Yeah
Maybe we could probably push this more down like this
Look how many places hold on with any of these work boots looking chat. I think when you operate counter you get something cool, right?
Yeah, I think we should operate dishwasher. Oh, you buy the place
Yeah, that's the way smart. That's what we want. We need those plates. We need those plates bad
Yeah, I need the mail dude, but yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm moving it out of the way.
There we go.
Make it like this.
I didn't need to buy a sink.
No, no, we need to buy this water.
Should I say I'm gonna sink first?
Before we get into the counter?
Yeah, probably, right?
I'll go ahead and say I'll bring a sink.
I'll do that.
Okay, and war boots?
All we needed that bad.
Hitting envelope, what do you mean by that?
I have to read it, it's okay, it was the on Sunday.
Don't do that.
What is that?
It's a crane.
It's a dining table, there's another dining table here, who's out the way?
Behind the door, hitting envelope.
Yeah, there's one I had to pick up.
Ready up, we're good.
Quick, quick, work, work, work, work, work.
Hey, hey, welcome in.
Come on, please, come on up.
Bienvenidos a tacos gordos.
Stop playing, stop playing, stop it.
See, I didn't even need one, one, second place.
Those tacos, please.
Those tacos, por favor.
I'll call some people up.
Alright, jump things up.
When do we get the knife?
And I will not. We'll be very slow at handling those items.
Call some people up. I'll get it.
Ready?
We'll jump things up. Any planning?
Call some people up. When do you think they want money?
ready bro
hold on man
oh yeah you can come on Ashley
come on
I need plates, we're not ready
bro they can wait outside for a little bit, they're not waiting
want me to help me deliver?
yeah I have one in my head
this one, no!
I have so many like I had in food
Oh, yeah, we're gonna finish it up, but we're gonna finish the game.
Guys we can just sort of finish the game, we don't need to do any of that.
Here we go.
That's the cook of the west.
Is that a lot of money, are we bitch?
That must have been good, right? How much?
One.
Now I'm going to give him some other fire.
Uh
Add breads the starter oh shit now do watch do watch watch on the other side and we'll get more money anyway
Yeah first
It's about more stuff. Okay, look at this one. I'll get this one. Never this water easy
This will have you a lot of it is gonna have you a lot
Which I'm gonna counter in the more me fridge
A ball 20 gold. Oh, yeah, we have another hob another oven. Yeah, no, we need to upgrade counter instead
Because that's how we're gonna get up prepared food will be able to get either. Yeah
Okay, we don't own place there man, like I think this is our place easy for us to play it
I do that.
I did it already. I did it already.
Alright, let's rock the wall.
Should we put the sink over there then or what?
Wait, wait, what? Why'd you find another sink?
Nah, that wasn't me.
No, no, that's when you moved.
Cause you bought the dishwasher.
No, we have two sinks.
Yeah, Vegas, Vegas, show the game.
It was Vegas, it was Vegas, fucking Vegas.
Alright, ready up.
What? You said 20 gold, it said upgrade sink.
No, I said buy sink, motherfucker.
No, it said upgrade 20 gold.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
We've been getting sink cucks, so I got us one of the sink. What's the big deal?
Yeah, but now look, it's in the cuckoo over there in the corner and I'm gonna use that thing.
Come on. No, mine's right here. No, it's not true.
That's one. That's the one we already had.
Oh my god, did I play a game for the first time? We're all in again. Sorry.
Where's the other money, mother-sucker?
I say water on a safe place, or I'll call the people up, man!
Let's fucking call some people up, man!
Well, I mean, I'm gonna go!
There's many!
Because a lot of people, a lot of people have a lot of things.
I got one.
Who plates up?
I got him.
Fix that, fix that.
Guys.
Just put it down for now.
Who should we take?
This guy.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
This guy
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
She plays ready to go
We called a lot of people
Like us
Nobody goes out wait wait wait wait the fucking moon thing too long. Can we place up?
Hey
I
Can just have a very good one up a really moving
What's all I'm working to say that I
had it played up
My hands are full
And the ball again, but it's what we have a safe man
There's a fucking city kid just dumping the sink
And it played up
I
Think of a these guys who serve their food
When it's over there's no customers
Good freezer
I think that's like it for people Oh, it's a cure I don't know we could get into the dining
table more money. Table? Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
What is it?
Freezer is maxed out. What about that? Is it already next?
Yeah, well we want it for preparing table, it's so fast there that you get automated
as well.
For now we can probably, yeah.
for now we can fight for it, yeah.
We'll just get back to it, we'll just get back to it, like the second time.
I think I'm still banned from Dono's Tosage.
Would you be to nail me?
Uh, salad.
Really?
And then I had rice and chicken.
Oh, that sounds really good.
What type of chicken?
It's pretty basic.
Performative as fuck.
Chicken's hot?
My stomach, I have a bad stomach problem, so I have to eat very clean right now.
So bad did you eat a talk about this? Yeah
Oh, is any good though, I don't think they're funny
We wrote we rewrote for ten gold
No.
I don't think we need anything to do with this really.
I'll just go ahead and try it.
Come right in here.
No, the freezer is in the uh, in the research check, so for a better one.
Go!
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Come here.
Hey!
Oh.
Oh fuck, come here.
Hey!
Oh, I won't hear you yet.
Hey!
One, one jar now.
Lady, can you play that?
I'll cut one.
Looks like it hurts when you're in.
I'm just going to make a mess.
That's all I can awesome.
You guys are so messy. Really? No tip?
No tip?
I'll kick him out.
Guys, we have five devils!
One, two, one, four!
Follow a few people up. One or two.
Place or fall?
No, the other one.
Yeah, I like it.
Okay, bled up.
We're gonna need a lot of food.
Bled up.
It's a lunch rush, it's a lunch rush.
Let's check this guy.
Do-by-do-by order of time.
Thanks for everything cookin shit man.
Just flies, I gotta get rid of em.
Flies!
Ew, ew, get away.
Lay down.
Oh, I get that.
Guys?
Yeah, be on the back, be on the top, be on the top, serve the young at the top.
Serving.
Serving.
Help me.
Oh, one more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more on the other side.
Get up.
Yeah, you did it.
All the way to the place.
All the way to the place.
Go to the outside.
Take the order.
Take the order.
That was a bad idea.
Get up.
Get up.
take the order, take the order
that was a bad idea
light up, light up
it's supposed to be as much as you have a lot of reps
it takes a lot of space
it's exciting
we're done for today
light up
Don't fall in your way out.
Okay, we're good.
I got it.
Finish.
Oh, not bad.
138.
Um.
I got some.
Okay.
Oh, look at that.
There's so many envelopes.
That should be it.
What?
I got some.
I got some.
I got some.
I got some.
I got some.
I got some.
I got some.
I got some.
I got some.
I got some.
I got some.
I got some.
I got some.
I got some.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Two times cutting and making speed it.
Oh yeah, we need that.
I'll go again.
Shall we go again?
What the hell was all this bullshit?
What's this?
Do we need to buy some of this? I think we do, no?
who bought the bag of rice what is this where is this well there's 40 signs of
away this thing I can't see shit oh this is OP I'm buying this I need this
double patients 60 gold so what really broken my life now
no but what is this what are you right what is that you're like lagging you're
fucking bitch what are you doing games lagging yeah sometimes I just that kind of
mess with my eyes oh see that looks beautiful there what what is like a
nice restaurant that I'm lagging yeah exactly as I'm saying these are the
paintings on the floor what is the bag of rice
What what what what what what what you talking are you tabbed out or something
why do I
I just console limitations I can't hear that
yeah I'm like I'm like a muscle guy yeah yeah I'm so bad on God
Jack, can we say the real issue?
Let's just say the real issue.
What?
What's your real issue?
In these conditions?
Oh.
These conditions I can't work. Oh, yeah, it's good now, but we're
Like sometimes I thought I was doing inputs wrong, but I'm actually just lagging and everything registers 10 seconds later
You know shake I
Think we need a clear slave slot if we want to start a new restaurant. No, no, we don't want to do that. We want to continue
I'm lagging. I need a milkshake.
Select your scene, where's the lead though?
Oh, I see it, okay.
Check for my salop on the watch?
No, no!
Oh my.
Look at that.
Your salop?
Are we good now?
Are we good now?
Wait, there's another calm painting.
Uh, no, not a no.
Was that good?
Maybe it's myself.
I don't know.
Yeah, we're overloaded.
No.
It's lagging bad, I don't know why.
That has to be the paintings.
Should we maybe just put the paintings in the blueprint there?
Maybe the form?
What's going on?
Excuse us, statue gives us triple fancy, is that good?
Yes, very good.
People have more money.
I bet it's just broken.
What did you do?
What did you do?
What did you do?
What did you do?
Yeah.
I'm trying, bro.
It's a 10-minute delay.
Then what?
I go.
Send it.
We'll see if it's nice.
We'll see if it's nice.
We're gonna lose.
Yeah, oh wait, we have the name in the bin. Yeah, we do why why you put in the black in the bin it's unreadable
We'll put that there
I think we will be visa because we're probably gonna get some items right oh my god
Big 61 IQ CL
Okay, that's you remember me then
Wait, maybe the floor is the least I worked with the red floor came up
Okay, then we all did it then
Oh, the same rug four times. That's great. It's my one.
Well, it's saved, right? We just ulted for it. It isn't saved. Who lose?
um no it'll I think I think it'll cut him
well he's just sorry guys you're ready up let's see if it works I'm not sure if
you're a worse like that now in this or two yeah come on let's go
Oh, welcome!
Oh, fuck, I'm outside the building.
Hi, I'll leave you for just a minute.
Could I get you started on something to drink?
Was this your first time drowning at the Shreddy Ray Crab set?
No, the crab was a one-time thing, I'm sorry.
I'm lagging like a muh fuck fuck
Is that Adam?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna play it
Oh my god, wait, 15 people just spawned into my screen
I was burning that shit
Taco Tuesday bitch
We're like a hundred and a half don't do that don't don't I thought it was my money
Wait
That painting to save our lives
No, you guys have put these on plates, right come on
I mean look out for the plates. I don't know who read it. You're lazy as fuck, bro
I put two pieces of bread between your head. What is that? Yeah, I need to get fucking sandwich
I don't know what I'm saying, I don't know what I'm saying, I don't know what I'm saying.
Do not check my CS logs, do not check, do not check, nobody check, it's gonna be cool.
Are you gonna cookie or what?
Yes, cookie.
You need to cookie and you need to feel the people.
I was happy
I'm sorry
Yeah, I'm sure you got three plays to play to improve
Bro, put him on the plate, bro
Quick!
Take the plates out!
I'm not leaving you moron!
You moron, look how far the fucking plates are for me.
Yeah, I should be doing that while I'm at it.
Don't talk to me.
Say yes, chef, bitch.
All right, you're not a chef, you're not a chef, but.
Someone just fucked up really bad.
We lost the game.
How?
Because you just gave this plate to one guy.
Oh, I played it.
You.
Oh, go.
My painting saved us.
I
Got it up up go pick up the door so that they stop waiting
You even call anybody else
Customer is always correct even if the most outrageous require what I don't know what I don't know
Nothing
Why are there only tacos?
It's dumplings you fucker!
I think we would know a way to serve our guests as whole.
Yeah, I'm the one seeing the food.
Wait, wait, wait.
One, one.
I'm gonna try some food.
What's that?
160.
Oh.
What's switching to Gryzhan?
I mean it's gonna make it a lot more like, no?
what's which integration and it's a lot make it a lot more like no
uh... the shenna began to handle which division which isn't a given to the
shenna and all of this
all you know the broccoli
player walks only when your customers
broccoli is gross as fuck
nobody likes broccoli who is in performance
oh a robot mob we need that now
was that yeah I get that motherfucka but it's upgradeable though
Pumpt partitioner
what's that what that mean there's a rhythm opera not
robot please we need AI please we don't even clean the floor at all
Oh great to come by her so I don't come by her
We can invite a robot someone's bus something so we know we're down
Who bought something okay, that's your robot watch out. Is it a good upgrade? I'm gonna go or is this just what we don't do something else
I
Okay, so I'm gonna put it in here, but I'm not gonna read it okay guys so I can have it otherwise otherwise it goes it goes to
Gigi
I'll put in here
And I'm not gonna agree
We put the dishes back here so we can start playing the shit. Yeah
What is this table do this way the one way? Oh, it makes it makes me work faster. Oh
Yeah, but if you use it right there, okay, that's fun
Perfect.
Technically I don't need a thing over there.
I think I can just go like this instead of...
Yeah, this is better.
I want to try something when the game starts.
I think I found a method.
Oh no!
Good!
Yep, yep, yep, yep!
I'm ready, ready, up!
Yes, Chef.
Remember when you used to watch MasterChef on stream?
I would take it all days.
Oh, you're right!
Oh my god, whoever said that, you're actually a goat.
Wait, X.
If you take dough and you click X on the sink with it, it instantly turns it into a billboard.
Wait, right?
Yeah, I just tried it.
Watch the rest of the round.
Ok, it's coming up.
We're gonna slow down.
What am I doing, man?
How did I know?
I wish you had a fucking mop right now, let me see.
What's that man?
This is a little bit dank up in here.
Come on, we have two sinks.
Oh, we fought whoever put that back
But you just think in the corner x
Why faster
We got a lot
You deliver this one with me because I can't walk that fast actually go to
I'll fix it, you guys.
Fix that.
I'm not supposed to be blocking it, maybe I'll make a little extra money at the end, I know what I want.
We're busy with this, we're blocked.
I didn't fix the leak, I can't walk.
Haha, it's not bad!
Wait, what? Was that bad?
Yo, you have a fucking thing about using a piece of shit!
Hey, don't order-
If I can make it.
Yeah, play with me, guys, play with me!
Why do they only want tacos?
It's all we have!
That's what...
No wonder our restaurants shit.
It's not shit, we're rich!
Our chef's still eating OTP.
No.
Alright, we clutch it.
I'm not researching it because we don't want to research it.
Wee.
Our filth is so bad I can't even walk sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, look what we got.
What is it? Can you fuck it? Can you fuck it though?
Jack!
Oh, it's- can you suck it?
What is this?
It's supposed to- to work by himself, he's supposed to help.
What, was it the robot?
Look, there's only the buffet, isn't that pretty OP?
That's busted shit!
That's low class, chat, chat, chat, if you increase buffet, uh, uh, what does it do?
That's low class dude, that's low class.
Okay, so it's exactly, I mean, it's up to you.
What, like, what's up with this meta of being rude?
Chat reflects the streamer.
Well.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Oh, didn't mind.
No.
Think over here.
In a minute.
Alright.
Alright.
No.
Okay.
Jack.
Do we have a buffet?
Do you guys need all eight of these plates here?
here because like it will keep but we stop guys we need six diamonds it's
lapis yeah
yeah I'm already perfect I'm ready should we should we move this to here so it's
we just instead to to flow yeah that's your good look at that robot go robot go
Go robot, go robot, go robot, go robot, go robot, go robot, go.
I'm slippery.
This guy's an idiot.
Is there robot, is there robot that or what?
He's fucking it all up.
I clean?
Oh no, he's doing a great job.
I clean.
Wow.
It's like we're, we're here, here boy, here boy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god
No, I'm coming out like badly
Hey that white board is OP I need that
I gotta be honest like am I can I upgrade my own skills to the care two place that was this is so low skill. It is no skill
this is for you
I'm not going for that low hanging fruit
I'm not going to have a no-hand fruit on a streamer you are buddy
Ohhhh
That was just me
In front of you it's a shticka say
Holy shticka say
Grab the other plate, let's go
Let's go for it bro
Come on, come on
I
Mean the the shipping is insane we're more more more than this shard
We're literally all the way that I don't think we can do any better than that
Hey robot over here. Oh, this thing's out of credit for some shit
I don't know if I'm going to make it.
I don't know if I'm going to make it.
I don't know if I'm going to make it.
I don't know if I'm going to make it.
Why not?
Because it's a far walk.
I need you here Vegas.
I'm going to live on the other side.
You ready?
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Oh!
The tanker on my way.
I needed our head chef by the way.
It's just too much to say.
Give me a good idea guys.
If I get another room box,
I'm going to revise this piece of shit.
Oh shit, I never knew those.
Yeah, okay now, due to American policy, no, throw it all away.
Oh the homeless guy outside?
No, you can't beat that guy, throw it away in the trash.
I mean, I just know you're the one that's been rotten food and he fucking dies.
Okay, that's a skill, it's free, you can't get free food no matter what.
If he thinks it looks good and he's hungry, eat it, like what?
More more good is done than bad with that philosophy. I mean not in America
Robots that blood will get order from here directly only allows unplayed food
Yeah, you wouldn't wait is that worse you wouldn't want to give him bad food so wait so good idea
Another floor from buffet over here where there's two of them
I did.
It's for sides?
When I worked in the kitchen though,
and we had leftover food, our manager didn't give a shit.
They were like, just take it home.
I'm not gonna eat anymore.
It's policy's brain dead. Just eat it.
It's Laura Bouffaire.
I'm ready.
I'm gonna do Flobuffer.
What about the hoop?
I don't need this right, I just throw it in there.
No, no, no, I have to leave it there already.
by the cabinets yes we need that by cabinet okay
I can't forget trips in time okay so
well I'm in the oven it already goes really fast I'll be the ob if you become
a burner and the birds are shitting
yeah and then do this like this
alright?
so each piece of this is a burner
okay sure
I'm like locking him in
How about it?
Go.
Go robot, go robot, go.
Locked.
Apparently, Flobberheads, I have some for you guys,
I thought you just had to overreact, robot. I mean, I was good enough for you.
I'm soaked. Let's get out inside.
I'm just in the floor, robot. There's some work over here, I guess.
I'm playing
Have you ever will you ever maybe has it ever when will it be yes
I'll be bored. Yeah, I don't know how to get one
That's where it just knocked me over, I guess, by that.
Are they?
That's kinda rude.
But how do upgrades work?
Is that good for the whole team or is it just one person?
Yeah, yeah, I upgrade everything.
Oh, good.
Give us everything, of course.
It goes for the item itself.
I thought you just wanted to figure out what to do with it.
I'm going to work out.
I'm going to work out.
It's only not killing it right now in silence.
Oh shit, I didn't know that happened.
Alright this, this door there, uh, uh, uh, uh, Michael Kennedy's like a walkway at the top.
So while you're here, I'm gonna crush.
This is good, don't know?
I equals bad pretty fast. I'm gonna reflow the plates over here
I guess you need to de-plate the bottom
He's had McDonald recently I
Yeah, I'm having a minute
Really?
Yeah, isn't it good? Yeah, it's buzzing. I just got like my annual McDonald's craving and I was thinking about
What do you usually get?
I don't really know.
Usually it's a nugget meal.
It should depend on the time and the place.
I don't want to play this shit.
Something else?
Yeah, something I guess not really.
They're actually good.
Oh
Love zero love zero love zero love zero
Right I mean what does that mean? Uh, it's it's the research. Yes. I mean, it's fun
Yeah, we don't give no fuck. Oh
Who's got mail we do
Leftover bags, no
Let me just go check what we're searching.
We're putting tables, man, god damn it.
We might have to re-roll this.
Don't buy nothing.
We might have to re-roll this.
What do we think?
Save the op.
I agree.
We got to re-roll these guys.
Chad, I mean, why are you nodding?
I don't want this at all.
Yeah, XQ, XQ, should we re-roll all of this?
Come on.
Here we go, re-doing it.
Oh, damn.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Two items in one.
Yo, re-roll with my upgraded ship!
You fucking bitch!
I'm buying something.
I can get two items at once.
O-M-G.
A flower, a flower buffer.
OK, Omi, where do you think we put it?
These are by garbage!
No, I can hold two items at once.
Wait, Neb, is it OP?
Here.
Here?
Right here.
That's good.
I don't know, watch.
Look, trust me.
Boom.
Think about it.
Fast, yeah.
But what does this try to do?
Two items at once, so we can solo a duo table.
What are trainers?
Trainers?
This way for you guys, so you all slip and die.
By these?
Yeah, yeah, if you want.
I need a cutting board, man. Fuck.
Other shoes.
Should we guess?
What does it do?
What does the shoe do?
I don't know. How does it run?
who do who do it makes you not slip and I read that we did I'm over here but
already go out my leg oh I was that
here and just get them on I think you when you start you pick up yes why was
there toenails in my right here we go here we go here we go here we go here
we go here we go satellite radio guy going in with the ball only one time
oh my god oh wait wait for me
watch this, aim up, aim up
what? the tray's next
he's not even on the tray dude
hey that, look at how we go to that plate
why do you look like a shy guy
oh pick up both plates here we go
I'm gonna break it. What do you mean? I'm breaking it.
If I break it one more time, he would have re-rolled it.
Alright.
Can you get this plate up, please?
Copy, Polo.
We have a hug down on Hector.
Oh, this tray is so broken.
Yeah, next time I'm gonna let it even bit.
Guys?
I can't walk here.
Oh, we got it.
Alright, we got it.
Okay, can I go first?
Hmm, no, but I'm gonna do that.
This is good.
Oh, I'm stuck.
Actually, I was the least.
It's done long.
Two plates are ready.
The walking is really bad for some reason, I don't understand.
I can't walk I can't walk
We can't walk, we can't walk
I mean, this is where the admin goes corner over here, look at this shit
Is the robot useless?
Yeah, that's it, we're done
your shoes pretty messed up is your fault
You don't even do anything for me. I'm walking more than ever
So when we needed we needed to have a um
It's not male we do
It's doing no cutting board. I'm gonna leave my mind
Yeah, what the hell is all this yo, um, I can make it get more money. I need a hundred gold
Get a chandelier flowers!
Wait, no, we can see how they blow.
Do we have a camera we can upgrade or no?
I got it, I got it, I'm doing it.
Chandelier.
We should get this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is this staff?
The calm painting?
We can do both, we can do both, we can do both, we can do both.
Rugged there
Chandelier here. No, no, I mean we need one more. Yeah, but I should I forget I haven't had it
I do you know the robot
No, no, no, there pieces of shit. I see I get him chat if I'm gonna do good. He's the rugs I
Didn't know these games lasted this long dude's going an hour. I thought there's like a quick thing
I
Shine all the time. Oh, I like this
We have we get another cutting board on the right
can't
Do we get mr. Buffer?
Okay, I guess I want my milkshake one second. I
Think I'm gonna know when we have fries in the back. It's the same guy
No
Look, he's way different. He's gold. Wait, what about the other guy down there?
He's right here. I put him in the corner so he could not be in our way. No, then we're busted and we're busted
I think his shoes may be slower. I'll just do the round
Right back there you go
There's a devil here with only one chair. Oh, no, this is normal because that's a it's a
Yeah, yeah, this is the way. Just put it over here like this.
I'm ready, ready.
Yes, Chef.
Put it up with the robot.
Now I'm gonna go next to the other guy, right?
Yes.
Ready?
Ready?
Put it up.
Ready?
No, you can do it.
They're better.
They're better.
Now, we have a double cleaner.
I'm gonna try this round.
I did it.
Well, it moves slower in a mess,
but we have two cleaners.
So maybe...
I don't get a chopping board soon, I'm gonna resign.
Okay, resign, thank you, let's get it.
Oh really, okay.
You mean resign?
Yes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that one.
I can't deliver the two ones far away, oh man, I can't do that stuff.
What are you doing? Excuse-a-moi? I'm gonna go deliver it.
This one? Yeah.
Man, this guy's pulling this crunch, not bad actually.
You need to deliver it.
Okay, I'll be the delivery guy.
I'll just clean this.
There you go. Good girl.
Wait, you're making a mess. It's terrible.
I'm not. Waterboy, waterboy.
The boss of Clanker's fucking king downstairs.
Oh my god. It's bugged!
Your tray's on it.
I don't know how to get the tray off of it. It's bugged!
Just, just, just, just, as soon as I'm in it. I got it.
Okay, nice. Good job.
You just cleaned, cleaned. You just cleaned.
Oh man. You're nothing but a fuck up. You're nothing but a fuck up. You just cleaned
much of clean dishes oh wait how do you use the tray
pick it up pick it up yeah
I've got it I've got it I've got it clean the question just clean one of the questions
oh my god there's a conga line outside
I mean I have three dishes ready as you need plates
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you
I said the plate the plate the plate
More than that, more than that
The plate this guy's in my way
He lost everything.
You lost everything
Here you get you ready to play that
You like yes
They play the bomb
Guys they're having a good look at that
Yo, yo, what's happening?
Like, like, like, the problem that I have is that you guys are shit.
It's my main problem. I mean, I don't have other problems. There's a few of them.
Annoying, uh, good, nothing.
But the main problem is that you're fucking dog shit. It's my main problem.
And I don't think we're gonna fix that.
Vod review.
I think we should Vod review.
Okay.
Vegas.
The shoes are putting a fucking- there's a tsunami in the fucking main hall.
For what reason? For what reason?
Biggest even want to work here?
You're fired. I'll get fucking boss work here. I wanted to work here. You're fired.
I got a guy. I got a friend that is looking for a job actually.
Yeah, I guess I'm gonna-
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