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08-28-2026 · 8h 07m
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Hello?
Is this on?
What's on the name?
Hello, chat, hello?
I'm telling you Spotify listens
but more than I thought that.
Chat, did I notice chat?
Is that Spotify will give me songs
that are like it.
For Rocket League and for Rocket League
And I think the next song and it plays a song but I have a big open it
Like I'm by such a stream. You know, and it's like one of my silent stream songs like no way. That's just random
I mean it
This is the two days in a row where I feel like it's leaking and songs are like a big plan and it took two days
You know, yeah
Well, I mean, I haven't played some French role in forever.
Chat, what do we...
August 28th, chat, when does school only start at that?
You didn't know?
Where's the number, right there? Yeah, okay.
Now, I was... I was wondering...
It was simply America.
Um...
well from usually like school ends at like
tells that end of make the game tunes like that is that normal
we'll get the groggy, what's like it's groggy
what's groggy? the change thing?
I
Know it's my
Mother's woman. She's she helped me
I thought it was a Chinese thing there from a wukong. She's hard
Mid-June ends the day even suppose to the number yeah, it makes sense
Yeah
I think I'm mine straight there. You know, I think I need a white boarder
I need a white boy like a red savanna. I always try to get all my stuff in.
Yeah, I forgot.
Yeah, also, removing the bot was right there. It was cross-medicine.
I got trolled there.
I mean, I published it because I mean, it was so...
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It's not really a game that's gonna it's its own blueprints like you have to store a game
that they are you drive a lot are you fight a lot you do it there's a bunch of it's a
very it almost it's every part of games it's not isn't in mini games and shit like that
like I don't really get it.
What's that?
It's a game of modes, but like many games.
I mean, yeah, there's we be playing
slop every night for the most part.
But this is the bro.
You get excited for something like this.
I actually.
Yeah, dude, November 19th.
Chad, look here, Chad, buckle your seatbelts.
Lock your doors at night.
Look above you for any loose tree limbs
when you walk outside.
I'm a fucking train, it's like a train, I mean that's a good opinion, the game looks good, that's a good opinion, it's not a good opinion
You are a good opinion if you said the game doesn't look good
What is that?
Oh, look at this guy.
He's got a lot of fun.
Woo!
We love you!
Drag is Iron Man?
I love you, man.
I love you.
I love you.
Is this gonna be a music video?
I love you.
I love you.
Dude, it's an album.
It's Iron Man.
I love you.
Did you get it, Jabby? Are we at Iceman?
Now it's Iron Man.
I mean, at least we're getting a 1 through 11 chat, shall we?
I mean, I need to more than one last, let's visit.
I mean, at least one of us are gonna laugh at that.
There's a few last, okay, I don't mind that.
I guess, Jabby, what are you doing?
I feel like this is a good way to avoid getting criticism about the AI driving it.
to replicate Florida driving you just kind of fucking let it do its thing I
mean fuck the fuck the lanes exit brackets whatever it's it's it's
cosmetic I mean even the cops are cosmetic you can go on the highway in
Florida and not your cop in three weeks I'm not kidding you can live be on the
highway you never see a cop in forever okay I mean it's it's it doesn't exist
It's fucking, it's a wild west man.
It's what it is, party.
Time now is 9.50 AM, Saturday, August 22nd,
but just arrived at the residence.
We're trying to serve this.
Tell me what it is about.
Hey.
What's up?
You're here?
It's Sam.
Yep.
How you doing?
I just got some paperwork for you.
I got attorneys for Activision.
And um, there's a cease and desist order for you.
What's that?
To call the attorneys office.
Where was that?
Okay, all right, thank you.
That's it?
Uh, Caldee found one at Ohio making insulin cheats.
I mean, clearly not.
But this guy's broke his shit.
No, cheaters make good money.
Yo, this is ruining the lives of everybody
for this fucking dog-shit-ass house.
I mean, you get me?
Yeah, thank you.
I just got some paperwork for you.
the
attorneys for
active vision
he's saving again
I mean, I guess
I don't know why you got an attitude with me
I'm just trying, this isn't even my try to be playing around
imagine somebody took your vehicle out
and now he's talking, I was here for only like 25 minutes
Warren Buffett lives in the same house
he's been living in for 60 years
It's worth $100
Yeah, but you know it's a nice house though, but I thought though, but we did some guy that's that's doing some crime
It's like that you want to spend money like well and then you compare one bucket to a cheatmaker
Like it's crazy that you think you can just let it to yourself
Then you can just let the behavior of one buffet to a fucking scum fucker
Cheatmaker, I mean you know, I mean there's no way right something. You're not doing a very good way. I'm doing that
Yeah, this is your job. You're not doing a very good work
You hear me? You're not doing a very good job.
Jealous? What's up?
Those are trying to sell ice cream. This isn't mine.
I already wrecked it first.
I'm not sorry. Okay. Okay, sure. Okay.
Okay, respect your lawsuit then.
Dang, and I don't have any lawyers either.
Yo, yo, yo, know your guy.
I parked illegally on the street
and his guy stole my car, yo.
There's gotta be a problem with this fucking racket.
There's clearly a racket going on,
a scam of some sort.
He stole my car. What the fuck is this, man?
What is going on here, man?
I'm lost-suding right now.
I don't know why you got an attitude with me.
I'm just sorry. This isn't even my try to be playing around.
I was here for only like 25 minutes.
Oh yeah, Chad, if you park it legally, this guy, this guy, it took a time to fucking drive his truck all the way there and pick it up.
I mean, Gigi, I mean, this guy, I mean, yeah, I mean, he's gotta get paid.
He did his job.
What if there's mods, though, what if there's mods at the Bible to customize, to have a
a more tailored experience to get exactly what you want.
I shat myself.
Chat, ain't gonna do that.
Like, what if the, oh my god, I can't.
Chat, what if the, um, what if the game starts shat?
It asks you, okay, hold on.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Chad, this is a crazy thing, Chad.
So, look at this.
There we go.
It's not just a way to make.
Hold on.
Game, okay, did you hear Boots again?
And they ask you optional survey about you,
what you like, something like big booty, all that, right?
And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,
and they give you a bunch of bullshit questions
that are not, are not related to, to, to Gooting.
But then, but then, you hit the strip club,
and everything is made for you.
Chad, it's like, it's like they know
you because they do because you give me a survey.
Yeah, he customizes the game and it's like whoa, well how'd you know?
Oh my god, how'd you know?
And you don't even remember that you did a survey.
That thing on that.
Sorry, no fast ways.
Hustling, working hard, saving, investing, sorry, bossing your bubble.
What about gambling now?
The only easy one that comes and goes even easier.
Hustling, working hard, saving, investing, sorry, bossing your bubble.
What's the fastest way to make money?
I'll be wrong to say this animation is better than 2K, 2K27 or not, I'll be reaching.
Look at that post fade away animation, 2K shuttles to put that in.
Fuck Ronnie and Mike Wayne, man.
And you play 2K26 basketball.
I'll be wrong to say this.
Jack, Jack.
There's Ronnie here, I'll never let it down.
Like that's crazy, Jack.
Every time, any clip unrelated, there's a fuck Ronnie in there.
I mean, this is kind of new.
Two to 27 and I'll be reaching.
They did that post fade away animation. 2K struggles to put that in.
Fuck Ronnie in my planer.
And we play 2K 6 basketball.
I'll be wrong to say this animation is bad.
If they wanted to, I'm not even good at being in the laser.
If they wanted to, they could have a game mode editor, whatever, in GTA.
And you could have better games of whatever game is out there in the game.
I mean, they could do that. They wanted to.
It could be the next platform for new games.
Chat, because if you think about Fortnite, all the game modes and all that, they're still bricked within the Fortnite infrastructure.
Fortnite still has the same animations, same characters, the same models.
It's within the same rules.
Engine, yes, but not just engine.
Everything else, it's still bricked with the Fortnite.
I mean, think about it.
If there's a game mode editor in GTA, it can be anything. It's limitless.
We just got our clearest and most extensive look at Grand Theft Auto 6.
Yeah, I mean, I was with details, whatever.
They're kind of like nothing burgers.
I'm over it.
Okay.
Interesting here.
Very cool.
I know that is.
Is that
Is that does that mind me beauty is on there what was that shadow get it
It's his house, I thought it was on the water
Next to a comment I guess dude, I don't know
So to be honest, when I first got approached by rock stars, because some of my videos were going viral, and I was so ecstatic to just be part of the new game.
But what do you found out next was shocking.
They made me a gay NPC hooker or something.
That's any period, that's right.
Here for the gays in the game, and then, what, did I defend them in some way?
They landed a roll and rockstar.
Okay.
Part 12?
Sorry, I'm so curious, I'm not even watching this because I didn't watch part 11.
Or all the ones before that matter, yeah
They don't unavailable. Oh, I don't give a shit
Anyway, oh
That's your boy
Is this is the guy about this or an intervention in American politics
Imagine taking a video with Hitler showing off your Hitler t-shirt. Yeah. Well, we just saw it
channel on twitch as of august 2024 drawing it over 114 million or the
american president that people voted for and 2.7 million subscribers before
aspen gold became a political commentator decided to grift
burses hasnabi he kind of pioneered the space for this
he does shit stains destiny interviewed in his israel adventures who pushed the
beheaded babies and other bullshit narratives hundreds of influencers
Posting round the clock as I think house and I can still save XC fuck. No dude XUC is so so far down
Yeah, I'm so I'm so down. I could literally I'm so resentful
Fucking is awesome, and I love crypto gambling streams, and he would
Be straight up fucking hates my ass, okay straight up
I can't save XG maybe therapy good. He despises me so much
Yeah
Even even the people that I like I have a session like this like that the whole like the whole state like oh
He needs mental he needs mental health
whatever like
It's just like a level of gas like it's just it's just it's so gas-lighting because I mean you look at the actual facts
If you sit down and I look at the actual facts, the sun is wrong and that's okay.
I mean, even in times when he was wrong, I was like, you know what, I think I went to
talk about this joke and I'll be chilling.
And I made amends.
Made me one time when he made amends on anything at all and ever said it, walked back anything,
even a single word, never.
He's so slayin' his political brain. He thinks that if you walk back a single word, you're wrong. You're hypocritical. You're a-
He doesn't want to be that. He's not that you sit on business. And it's cool at all, but it's just bad for making friends. That is what it is.
I mean, I walk back home all the time. I call this all the time. And he even tells me I'm not wrong. I said I'm wrong.
Because it's just not that serious. It's just not- It's not worth it. So, it seems like he's crazy.
Yeah, I could save his life doing CPR and he would still fucking hate me. He'd be like, no, let me die, dude.
who will just motor mouth a meth fueled gish galloped avalanche of lies and
unrelated minutiae to deflect from the very obvious genocide there's no point
that's awesome dude motor mouth is excellent bars well I'm not business
you found it but at the end of the day many business saying what's fucking
this is as it's faster like I think it's point buddy like it's not a motor
she had consent to share and these freaks like XCC fucking love watching his
videos at Dunkin' Donuts. Yes, that's why I'm saying like XQC is, is in some respects
irredeemable. Like, yo, yo, because this guy, this guy, you, okay, let me do something
again. If you're a politician again, and you have a PR firm and you do something bad, okay?
Ironically, it seems like he hates you. Yo, if you don't, since you don't, you're not
online on camera, you hire PR people, they put out a press release, you're kind of redeeming
He thinks that he's like in this next like celeb brackets again where he's gonna become wait
He can fix his mistakes with some PR shit buddy. You look like a clown look like a clown
We see you do John Swain you cannot deny it's right there
It's on the broadcast cannot hire some PR firm and some employee to go down the road with her fucking red
Whatever bun shit. That's clearly we're playing the other one. You look like a clown
It's just you look stupid. They want his mother's guy, buddy, buddy
Because he thinks that he's like some so now eight years to live and he can do shit like this
But you just sound dumb. There is this very interesting
parasociality that comes with I guess content creators in the space myself included but like
But there are
Certain content creators that are in his cult that self-identify as orbiters and
And basically they they debase themselves all the fucking time
And it's very strange. I don't know why X you see loves him so much and still loves him to this day
the who tell her who I probably was not who he's ever as my goal has me I don't
need to I don't even thought this at all um even though he's a whole ass fucking
weirdo I get why as my goal the lines with them at times because like they
have the same enemy me what if you were the one getting accused of this heinous
of that excuse you farming the fuck out of it? Are you kidding me dude? Are you f***ing
You're gonna hear this shit. You're gonna hear it all from the fuck out of it, that...
The what? But he has a bunch of shit about him that I don't farm. That I don't farm.
I don't farm it.
You're kidding me.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Of heinous shit. The famatory claims being laid by destiny as a way to redirect
the way from personal mutual crimes and court cases.
What did I do that?
That's the other side of the story.
Anytime this guy does some shit and gets in trouble, he immediately will go and-
Well the brothel, I mean, is that fake?
I mean, they did not go to some brothel that ended up being raided for all that, I mean,
pretty sure that's all real.
I mean, yeah, you can take the dots and be malicious about it, right?
But the facts are still correct.
I mean, what?
and find a way to concoct a story where they'll say no Hassan did this actually and it works every
time for his cult and it gets elevated by all of these other additional communities who fucking
despise me for political differences or despise me because I called them out for fucking gambling
and all of those other ops that I have will genuinely boost this outrage. A big part of the
the reason why there's like so many.
Nobody killed the gambling part, he still doesn't get it, he still doesn't get it then.
Buddy, there are growing channels on to Trinidad that do the gambling shit again.
How is it hard to understand that it's not about the fact themselves, it's just the fact
that you're not about that.
Buddy, buddy, you're not about that life, about that energy, you don't go after gamblers,
you don't go after gambling channels.
You just go, you just went after us.
It is what it is.
just and you disguise your crusade as anti-gambling,
but it wasn't anti-gambling, it was anti-us.
Bucca Song content creators on the internet
is for this reason.
Now, Destiny himself is not exactly a relevant figure,
but he can disseminate Kiwi farm style information,
oftentimes made up to,
and make it as easily accessible as possible
for so many of these like slop tubers
that just haunt Reddit for interesting stories.
And none of those guys do their due diligence.
They don't have any interest or care for truthful sentiment.
And they'll just blast it out into the fucking ether.
And that's how you arrive at a bunch of like
straight up rapists, sex pests, abusers,
or crypto gambling casino perverts who have dis-
Have been
What see this this advice is such a malicious little snake. It's a snake
He he names the names thing that are sexually deviant and then can't get a kid
Can't he kid quite get me to that lump so he lumps me in it with gambling and then he puts another sexual
Deviancy ward in there so that it looks like it's in the same bracket to make me look like I'm part of that group
But and that's fucking bullshit, man. That's that that's why you're a fucking snakey snake
It's what you don't walk, you don't run, you fucking slither around like a fucking salamander, you fucker.
It's that simple. You're a salamander, buddy.
Designed a narrative where like, now visit the brothel, buddy.
Now go and go visit the brothel, fucking bitch-ass.
I am the worst villain on the internet, and as long as they just keep hitting that-
Better yet, go to a ditty party, buddy.
If the brothers closed go to the bitty party, maybe there's still one around that's available, but buddy
Bitch, I'm over and now slid on to that over again. A lot of dumb diluted idiotic
apolitical fan bases will unironically turn around and go. Yeah, you're right
Nook stock who is another one of these guys he like literally went to Israel after October 7 the the weird
the weird guy with
with, with hentai shit, like CSAM style hentai stuff, lolly hentai stuff, all over his discord.
And when they get called out, they will just turn around and go, well, husson.
Yeah, the anime weeb guy.
Rape tone openly admitted in a court case with his ex, who was suing him for stalking
and sexual abuse, rape, who won that court case by the way, rape tone lost that court
case.
Yeah, yeah, this is the guy, this is the guy who tried to call us out for weaponizing
other people's struggles and whatever at the time.
This guy doesn't use shit on a fucking daily, doesn't even fuck it.
He's gonna use these cases, these victims as a weapon all the fucking time.
He does it daily.
I mean, forget about doing it once.
Does it daily mean you can't make this up? You cannot make this up this guy. Well, what he says and he does it
It's so different one another. It's just a raid tone
Straight up admit it in the court deposition
That he started farming fuck Hassan content because it was the easiest thing to do and that's how he could maintain his
Relevant it is easy man. I gotta be honest with you
It doesn't these days. I can't fuck to watch all this shim debug it over whenever you zap your dog in life
They say you didn't I mean it's fucking easy. It's easy. It's easy
It's it's like it's like somebody flashes me through your tower one HP and you auto attack him
I mean, it's easy. You're fucking brain dead. I mean you make a bad move. It is what it is
I if you say yo guys, I should have zapted I should why you be promoted to mouth that dog
I get it I get it it can happen, but you get a total make it a total. It's not hard. I tell him
XCC still mad at you for supposedly you having eluded that he assaulted his ex?
I did not do that, I think that's
He did it, he did it, he did it, he did it
And here's another proof of the format, he did it right there
He really proved that this is the type of thing that he does
He made it, he made it, it's saying, made it thinking that I'm gonna give him the better of the doubts
Right? Oh no, that's not what he did it
When he really did it in this one clip, he just eluded some shit into an alumina group that I'm not part of
He just did that in his particular clip like this. Oh, no, I would never do this. Fuck you. I mean, yes, you would
His cope no I brought up a hypothetical
Saying that if he talks I still remember exactly what he's referencing
I said if he talks like this people are gonna assume
Something bad about him that he didn't do and it doesn't matter. That's his cope. He has to find the always had always had
Not like that. Not like that. Not like that. Absolutely not like that.
Down inside, he understands that there's no real reason for him to carry this level of resentment.
And that is precisely the reason why. That is precisely the reason why he has to like...
At the time, I wasn't a good debunker. I guess I was better with my awarding it.
But it was like some, some, some, uh, uh, private footage,
ring camera from inside the house or whatever, right?
But, uh, it was, it was, and I was like, guys, maybe they, maybe there's more to this story.
I know much about this, looks, looks terrible, right, but I'm not gonna make some clues about it until we know for more permission, and he doesn't says it.
Um, yo, he probably says this because, um, he has given it his closet, and, and, uh, and he knows that instead of coming out whatever, that's awful.
Who says that? It's just weird, it's just weird, like...
Excuse me running defense receiving router know the fuck he's not there's a zero percent chance
Especially when
Excuse you unironically has done a better job
Also the strategy is why I don't know everyone's making ridiculous conclusions. Oh my god one fucking time dude one fucking time in his life
I'll punch that message like there's a lot of strings of messages that we're talking about if you shouldn't just like immediately think oh
My score, but of course he likes to assume the absolute worst of it. Whatever and this message is still correct anyway
So this is a situation is similar to this. It's not shut the fuck up. Literally shut the fuck up Andy
Okay, I'm not your lawyer, but like you have been shutting the fuck up so far, which is the right thing to do
That's why it's an entirely different what so what like immediately think oh
Oh, my situation is similar to this.
Fucking time in his life, he shouldn't just like,
immediately think, oh, my situation is similar to this.
It's not, shut the fuck up.
Literally shut the fuck up Andy, okay?
I'm not your lawyer, but like,
you have been shutting the fuck up so far,
which is the right thing to do.
That's why it's an entirely different situation.
It's an entirely different fucking context.
Just keep shutting the fuck up about your thing
and don't lead anyone to think that your thing
is similar to his thing.
Why the fuck would you ever become like nobody came to this conclusion except for you like this is my problem
She doesn't say oh this what other people guys guys guys
uh
Fans are thinking that this a piece of shit moron mother sucker is a terrible person
And you know, I mean if there are these things that don't twitter do this shit like buddy
Nobody's thinking this except for you nobody's thinking that like okay
This is not the fuck is wrong with you
What is it now is that the enemy most negative interaction you are you are you are you are falling into the into the political talk
I think that this is defending me. No, he's not absolutely look like abuse when you leak specific lips on one side of the most
Uncharitable ways that people learn nothing from the depth trial shit. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
He's such a fucking yo the Fed is other than it would mean that you separate both in absolutely entirely
because that's how it is not not not died people then say oh guys it's not
this guys guys guys it guys it this guy's chill he's not a fucking absolute
terrorist he's not guys guys what would you guys think this is a fucking
terrorism of the fucker he's not guys don't think that of him it's it's weird
and it's not set okay to say that he's a fucking terrorist it's so okay holy
You see what I'm doing with him?
It's weird.
Don't look at that.
Nooo.
Stop.
Stop.
I'm sorry, he's a divorce man, but like not even.
No, not even.
It's not the same.
So I don't know why the fuck he's like literally looking at that and then and then oh my god.
It's so stupid.
It is so incredibly fucking stupid.
Does Twitter account has XCC chat messages?
Yes.
A bot that just like takes everything that XG writes in his fucking own dumbass chat and like, you know
Post it publicly on Twitter for every other dumbass to see it
Okay, why man?
We still apologize for ACZ already off that trade-in man shut you shut the fuck up, okay?
I should on XGC way more than any other fucking content creators those goddamn platforms suck my dick, okay?
Shut the fuck up chatter. God damn it. I fucking hate some of you long-term motherfuckers
Who just are such horny motherfuckers like this dude literally?
Saw ex-qc mentioned in the chat busted out the fucking Vaseline busted out the fucking napkins
Jack, what are you?
Jack, let me see the quote out there.
They already passed it?
Wait, is this Daniel's lips?
Anyway
I'm out of him reason why he's saying this because he's worried that it's like some shit came out of him that
He would look like
Bad, okay, that's why he's there doing this. That's it. That's
Different situations are that's outrageous and say can you imagine different?
Well, he tried to say that he didn't say that is insane. That's crazy
like imagine being oh oh you're being you're being modestly charitable that's
because you know you got some shit coming after you because you do this shit
what is wrong with you I think the part of the reason why he's saying he's
worried that if like some shit came out of him that he would look like bad okay
that's why he's there doing this that's it when again different situations are
different and again proven no time again it doesn't matter what what people
release of people ever it there's there's will never be any any of it this
dog should he that he mentions in his fucking whatever dumbass rants I mean
yet like I said the barb rollin all counts again try to find something that
he can hold on to to justify or legitimize the level of enmity he has for
me. That's it. That's the real reason. And he will forever farm anger and resentment in
my direction. It's fine. He's just one of those guys. There's always, there is not really,
there isn't really a an unlimited ceiling for this sort of stuff.
Yeah. Now, brother, imagine if we reverse the rules, imagine, reverse the rules about
the thing that he said about me that are completely unfounded. I said about him. Eventually, it
It just peters out. It's becoming excessive.
I would probably get that in the next day.
I would get that in the next day.
To come to nothingness.
Yeah, meanwhile he literally accused me and Pokemon of covering up sexual assault.
And then basically walked it back and apologized meekly at the time.
Because we were against...
Again, misconsuding everything and completely forgot the way that it happened.
complete, complete, absolutely zero crypto casino gambling on the platform.
Okay.
Um,
okay.
Whatever.
Well, I didn't know how to say, do you think you'll make that happen?
Like I said, you're, you're, you're, uh, I mean, maybe.
I mean, you guys fall prey to these fucking dumbass equilibrators that you have no idea.
I hate to re-talk about this old drama because it was a bad drama.
It's overall bad.
I'm not trying to reason everything, but the reality is that that's not how it is at all.
It's just not.
Because the truth, even five years later, whatever,
the people will never be able to actually handle the actual truth.
The absolute truth, if I said it out loud, I'm the bad guy.
I would be crucified even today, I would get nuked if I say the actual facts and the truth
about it.
Because if you really break it down, I mean the bad actors are very much clear and if
you say who they are, you're the bad guy.
You're the bad guy.
So I'm and I'm not gonna be able to be reduced it. I weaponized it
Tell us what something I forgot what it was
coming a bigger house for the cargo ride see what
now there's what is that
You.
Maybe a point in man posing as the sense of four dinners.
Charge with the father of two dozen women and a 1.3 mil one.
She was.
Interesting.
interesting
Oh well
I'm planning it. We'll probably say some some some fucking nefes like a minute about this in two to three years, fella
I'm not in this
Okay, Jack, how about us? Excuse me, Mr. Cowell Mauds. Do you know if XQC is going to TwitchCon?
Yeah, probably.
Can you go to Insidery?
We can watch that in a minute.
Oh, it just came out an hour ago.
Very interesting.
Good video.
Let's check.
Let's check.
No, that's not good.
Yeah, that's not good.
This is a Vibes Nuke Loki.
But that one was interesting.
Alright, so there's one video, so maybe you want to watch it a bit further?
Okay, Jack, what else?
Jack, how about something funny?
How about something funny?
T'ch'f'n'oh, I'm the other person.
What do you mean by that?
Yeah, I got a little bit still marked by the, um...
Life is like a date, sometimes you talk, sometimes it's down, but never...
Um, anyway...
AGAIN!
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Shit.
Why does it keep doing that? It keeps doing that.
So it always puts fucking like, like, every day at least one.
Let me go. Let me go. Hold on.
Okay. I mean, seriously?
It's the same on the black. I mean, I'll just sort of black.
I mean, for one reason. I mean, they made me Indian.
That'll be good. They actually got, the assistant got so much better.
Here it comes!
What?
Not bad.
Yeah, the vision is bad, but...
It's so awesome.
The road lighting was really good, but like my face was all...
It was like...
Dude, really?
Again?
Just change the hair and change the skin.
No, you...
Yes.
You're next!
Next, go next!
Jesus, anyway.
Um...
Bye Jack.
There you go, hold on.
Hold on.
There you go, hold on.
He's uploaded! Nice!
Alright.
Here we go!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Bro.
No, you can't be serious, bro.
You can't be serious, bro.
She can't be serious, bro.
You can't be serious, bro.
There we go.
Here's the...
All the burger came.
You know, we all had some double cheeseburgers.
I had a wopper,
but...
But it brought up some hot dogs.
He brought Gizzy.
Ain't nobody want that.
A lot of people be like, man, that's AI.
real I look I say but I got a onesie on and so you know I open the camera and
look I but he's completely naked I might ask for the front he was already gone
you know cuz I like you know I usually I mean what else they're doing fucking
Houston anyway anyway just about just about forget about some how even from
work just one of ones and it's safety skis this stops nice nice one just about
just about to get a bus home from work just one of ones and it's safety skis
Stop fucking stop
Holy shit, Jack. What do I do?
Jesus.
Get a streamer!
Get a streamer.
Holy shit, Jack. What do I do?
Me on?
No, they got me on in GTA.
Shut up, Jesus.
Okay, now you're looking at me on a remote game.
X-Qurcy Cheap.
Holy shit, Jack. What do I do?
you
you
you
you
you
Anybody here that's critiquing this and hating on it is just lame like I see
compilations it's not one specific streamer it's every streamer that is
straight up hating on him it's whack like neon is an amazing streamer you
could say what you want to say about certain things but the guy's amazing
what he does is a good person and it's my brother so you know by the way let me
to say this neon being the trailer guys don't say streamer this is fucking neon
okay yeah I mean I think some people didn't knew it was in the doctor's name I
mean it's just I mean I mean I mean it's it's it's odd but it's like whatever I
mean you can agree if somebody should there should not be an innocent spot
whatever you can argue all that right, but then, yeah.
You can put it on the web, 30 PS on big apps.
They're just tapping into the Indian markets.
But, Chad, what is the percentage of people that have a PS5, could be a PS5 Pro?
Like in general, like what is it?
Um, 80% at base, most at base today is on PS5, a pro also, oh, wait a minute.
Yeah.
Okay.
Interesting.
Cool.
Kids.
It's same as yes on the pro.
Um, okay.
Okay, that's that's pretty bad if true. I mean I just wonder how how well it's gonna run
Okay, I'm playing.
I'm playing.
You're nothing.
Jack, is this the guy watching Discord streams on stretch?
Hello.
That was horrible.
Interesting.
Anyway.
Okay, Jack, what else?
Yeah, what is that?
Yeah, what is that?
Wait, I don't know what it is.
I'm gonna low!
I'm gonna learn so much Spanish in this game!
Oh!
Hey!
Get your hands off her!
Interesting.
What do you think, Jack?
What else?
Umm...
Team Rocket Card, what is that?
I'm not playing this though.
Should I be the game's guy, whatever.
Jack, is the game actually good or what?
It's in? Yeah, I thought it was for the last, let it.
Um, okay.
All right, I want to watch this.
I want to watch, I don't know whether you get some food for this,
because it's kind of long a little bit.
Pyro, bring a stream of what kind of cards, though?
Is this a good two?
Which one?
That one?
An officer has stopped dead in his tracks by a security guard
while trying to conduct a traffic stop.
Open the gate.
Open the gate.
Open the gate.
What's that going? Open the gate. Yes, you can because I'm stopping that vehicle.
Either open the gate or you're going to go to jail.
I'm going to go to jail. Okay, hold on a second.
Are you happy to call my supervisor?
I'm trying. I was trying to conduct a traffic stop and you're impeding in that investigation right now.
I'm a police officer. At this point, we're going to have a little meeting with my supervisor too.
Okay.
So go up.
I have to call my supervisor.
Open the gate so I can turn around and be right here and get him up here now immediately.
The officer calls his supervisor to the scene as the supervisor is on his way.
The officer has a chat with the security guard.
You're the one who's on it.
You're trying to make a traffic stop.
There's a very good chance that you may be going to jail.
No, it's a chance that I'm going to jail because I didn't want to let him in.
It does not matter, sir.
I was affecting a traffic stop and effecting an investigation you can't she can go to jail for impeding
My blue lights inside was my blue lights on
I'm not gonna get in trouble.
It's not an eagle-battery.
It's just one dumb person.
I'm the on-duty supervisor.
Yes.
Is there a reason why you don't let emergency media call in the right way?
It's not an eagle-battery.
This person is like you.
They're very stupid.
Anybody?
It's a marked police car of the right time.
Not anybody, but...
Man, you're about to go to jail.
I'm not gonna go.
You're about to go to jail.
For obstruction.
You don't have the authority to stop fresh pursuit in the state of Florida.
XQC L.
She goes again on you.
XQC L.
I'm just confused at how.
What would a human think that her boss has more authority over the police?
This is going to have to go to the top.
The vehicle came in here.
The vehicle comes in here, runs the stop sign.
My other truck stopped, gets it cut off.
We're going to have to authorize everything.
And if that's true, then you better let them court.
I mean, there are courts that are ready for that.
If these guys shouldn't be able to get in,
and they get in through forces of the wind,
like, give them orders that are not lawful,
Therefore, I mean, they're gonna get trapped in forts, it is.
I come down the way down Dixie trying to catch up to it.
You know what I'm trying to do?
Actually, I'm not gonna open the gate then.
But I can't stop right here.
Like what?
And Chuck pulls through.
We need to stop right there.
If this gate would have stayed open, Chuck would have been stopped right here.
Oh, the truck is right here?
Yeah.
Shut up, Bozo.
I don't have enough for him to be aluminum.
Which is your question?
This is Corporal Lee with the Stewart Police Department.
Yes, sir. Our officer was attempting to overtake a vehicle that was pulling into your parking lot.
Chad, is anything happening to this or what?
Security officer that works here, Hunzeem?
I'm sorry, I'm right back.
Is there another security officer that works here?
No, I'm not.
Would anybody be coming for anything to relieve you?
We gotta get her ID, because that's the time back for her.
This one's good, which one?
Um...
What's the one we talking about then?
Chad, I don't want to just watch this one.
That one right here.
That I lost, fuck.
look it's brand-news all of it one minute we'll see it's gonna not unless we
watch it
you doing okay this morning just enough sorry to wake you up so my name is
Tyler this is Steve are you this is for you rolled and I'm gonna get those and for
the last eight years she's been living with a terrifying secret that these
These detectives are about to expose.
I got assigned those case but the homicide
had happened in Pettleton in 2015.
So we'd like to talk to you.
Oh my god.
In 2015, Amy's parents and grandparents
were found brutally murdered inside their family home.
And with no witnesses and no physical evidence
connecting anyone to the murders,
the case slowly goes cold.
Hey, Amy.
Years after the homicides,
Amy and her husband Ross had moved on,
spending their newfound fortune on cars,
a new house, and expensive exotic animals.
Yeah.
To everyone, the killers had been closer to home all along.
Amy's done what she promised she was going to do.
Then what did you get here?
Deputies and stuff screwed up all the evidence.
You're dead smack in the middle of this thing.
We're not here because we just want you to know
middle of this thing.
We're not here because we think you did it,
or we might have did it, we know you did it.
It's piling up for us.
We don't want to roll a dice on this, I'm telling you.
Yeah, we'll have to go see what the-
We've been following this case closely.
Okay, the only clue I can show you is by seeing
what kind of actual, actual logical sign that this guy is.
For several years-
I have several months to go.
I've been inside police departments
and they go into this 20th every day.
What is this?
I have never been here before
I'm just kidding, you didn't watch it
I like it, I like it
You either think of me now or what with the ghost of emergency
Oh my god, I need one, I need one
I need some, I need some.
Ma'am, I can't understand you.
What's your eyes, Drew?
We need to do a therapy for you, Drew.
Ma'am, I'm sorry, ma'am.
What's going on?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
If somebody hurts, ma'am, I can't.
And my mom's health and that, they're dead.
I'm in blood everywhere.
Why are you being so serious?
I can't look it.
It's not all good, my grandma and my daddy and my stepdad.
On the line is 32-year-olds Amy Valardi,
Reporting that her entire family has been murdered.
Within minutes, deputies rushed to the home
where the scene awaiting them would be even more brutal
than Amy had led them to believe.
Once officers stepped inside,
they discover three victims, Mike Scott, Barbara Scott,
and Violet Taylor, lying deceased on the living room floor.
Several feet away, inside a bedroom, lies the fourth and final victim, Cathy Scott.
Each of them appears to have suffered multiple stab wounds and a single gunshot wound to the head.
As crime scene investigators begin processing the home, they discover a trail of shoe prints,
a Clorox bleach bottle sitting in the kitchen sink, and two cell phones discarded outside,
the only significant clues left behind by whoever carried out this brutal attack.
Back outside, deputies speak with a 911 car.
Yeah, it's just kind of scary.
Yeah, this is scary also.
But the fact that the police could fuck up a case is bad.
I mean, how many potential suspects could there really be?
And the clue is that somebody has somehow at least
involved with the people that live there, right?
I mean, the pool view was very small.
How do you fuck this up?
She tells officers that she and her husband Ross live next door
It became concerned after her mother, Kathy, failed to take her dog outside this morning.
When Amy went to check on her, she says that's when she discovered the bodies of her parents
and grandparents.
After clearing the entire house and finding no murder weapon and very little physical evidence
left behind, investigators grow increasingly concerned.
They're dealing with a ruthless and calculated killer, and that these may not be his first
victims.
At this stage, the only people on the investigator's radar are Amy and Ross, seemingly grieving
relatives of the victims.
However, later that evening, as news of the Scott family murders spreads across Anderson
County, Amy's ex-husband, Neil, contacts police with some interesting information.
So, you were married to Amy previously?
I was her first husband.
I believe she's capable of this.
I'd say that the panel's flower we were married.
She kind of stabbed me.
What brought on the all separation?
The fight?
Or the?
Actually, that was one of three fights.
One, she just had to charge me, trip her and lay her down
on the ground, telling her not to come back after me.
And the other time, was a knockdown dragout.
I was told she'd get me in one of my bands.
But all that, I don't understand that.
The separation was on the out.
The doctor took us.
You get knocked out or something?
I've knocked out.
Well, listen, Neil, I appreciate you calling in.
And I'll keep your information handy.
Amy's violent history places her under suspicion, but that soon becomes the least of detective's concerns,
as she and Ross begin behaving in ways no genuinely grieving couple ever should.
Well, that's...
On Wednesday morning, acting on information from Amy's ex-husband,
Okay, let's go out, let's check this out.
the investigators quickly secure a search warrant for Amy's trailer and rush over.
The moment they step inside, they're struck by a peculiar smell.
one eerily similar to what they encountered at the murder scene.
As the search continues, detectives uncover an unusual amount of cash.
$68,000 bundled inside a bedroom safe, along with 18 firearms, all of which are seized as potential
evidence. Considering Amy and Ross's modest lifestyle, this discovery immediately raises
questions. After clearing the trailer, investigators ask Amy and Ross to come to the station for an
opportunity to clear their names, and interestingly, both agree, almost as if they've been expecting
this very moment. Once Amy and Ross arrive at the station, they're immediately at a risk of
their willing to undergo a polygraph test, something rarely requested of witnesses. Ross agrees,
and is the first to take a seat, but before asking about the murders, the examiner would begin by
by trying to better understand the man sitting across from him.
And Ross is about to reveal something from his past
that makes him almost impossible to break.
This is Mr. Lark.
Hi, I'm Pauli Grapp.
I'm not law enforcement.
In any way, form, fashion.
I do a lot of that for all.
It's not useless.
You see, it's useless in court, whatever,
because it's not admissible.
But let's say they had no idea who was giving
and who's not guilty, instead of felt it to people,
because it's a very limited amount of people, right?
Quality graph can help, kind of, kind of,
dynamism, direction, what is it,
absolutely for sure, like, it can have a little bit,
for sure.
But I don't, yeah, sure, but.
And medical problems you know about.
Yeah, you know a lot of,
it doesn't, can help alleviate the,
physically wrong.
Mental problem.
I am ready for 30% for PTSD.
Were you actually combat,
or I know you had embassy duty,
sometimes.
Yeah, that was my last three years,
my first two and a half, I was in infantry.
There was a combat first two and a half years, you were there?
Yeah, I did one deployment, so it's not like I did like the back to back deployments.
So you did one deployment, you came back?
Yes, sir.
Were I right?
You're correct, I'm right.
Now you've been in the range, you know what gun shots sound like.
Oh yeah.
You know what scramming and everything sounds like.
Oh yeah.
Oh, you hear anything?
That was out of the ordinary?
Not out of the ordinary.
Any solution to our television on?
Yeah.
I hate to think that that would be the reason why I wasn't able to go save someone.
Like Amy had done to do this?
No, I don't think she had anything to do with this.
Although Ross steers detectives away from Amy, his own background has started to draw attention to himself.
Ross spent five years in the Marine Corps.
During that time, he received extensive hand-to-hand combat training with knives,
along with specialized instruction on how to resist interrogation if ever captured by the enemy.
Realizing this, the examiner would allow Ross to share his thoughts on who could be responsible,
and his answer would be unexpected to say the least.
How do you think I did this?
Um, just, I have no freaking clue.
You do it?
Yeah, I do it now.
Tell me what you've got to...
There's three possible scenarios that...
Got it.
Uh, hold on a minute.
One, Mike deals in a lot of gold.
um he buys and sells gold um he buys and sells guns and he buys and sells video games and stuff
like that and maybe maybe someone was disgruntled of a sale
yo he's got a gun of wars though stuff like that and maybe maybe someone was disgruntled of a sale
or maybe someone noticed that you know he dealt in a lot of this stuff and figured they cash in
You know, that's, you know, that's one scenario that could be a slight impossibility.
The other one, I think it was Tuesday or Wednesday of this past week.
He had mentioned to me that he had seen Amy's ex, Amy's ex-husband, kind of
spulking around, and then the third thing that kind of been thinking over the last
It's a couple of hours, but the last 24 is the last couple of weeks might have a weird
habit where you'll just kind of walk up to the end of the driveway and you'll just kind
of make a couple of circles and kind of look back and forth and then he'll go up and walk
up the road.
So I don't know if that's something that is real suspect.
I don't know if that's something that's relevant, but at this point.
This is supposed to be an expert into resisting interrogation, this is his channel.
The detectives are telling me, hey, think of anything that might be out of the ordinary.
Unsurprisingly, none of Ross's theories involve himself or Amy, but now it's time for the polygraph.
And detectives are about to find out whether years of marine training are enough to help Ross beat it.
In any of your marine training, y'all been talking about, have you got a captain or anything, about the polygraph or anything?
If you get caught, captured or whatever, you're given your name, your rank, social security number, blah, blah, blah,
don't give any other information and so on and so forth.
Do you live in South Carolina?
Yes.
Regarding the physically harming of those people, do you intend to answer truthfully each question?
Yes, sir.
Before last year, did you ever intentionally harm anyone?
No, sir.
Did you physically harm anyone in the house?
No, sir.
Is there something else you're afraid of asking a question about?
No, sir.
So you kept calling it a test?
Wait, wait, wait! You got nudged on that one note, don't commit it in on this one!
He called you to test, you know? Did I pass my test?
The examiner gives nothing away, leaving Ross in the dark about whether he passed or failed his polygraph.
Meanwhile, Amy is brought into another room for her own test.
Like Ross, she's about to be asked who she believes is responsible for her family's murders,
and her answer would shift suspicion to someone already familiar to investigators.
This has probably gone for a million times since then.
Tell me what your theory is.
A lot of different scenarios have left in my head.
My ex-husband did not have a good relationship with my parents.
Can you think of a motive why he would be involved in something like that?
down. My mom and step dad were pushing him for child support and pushing him to take care of the son
and he was not doing that. Okay. Tell me why you would not be involved in something like this.
I love my family. I love them. There's no way that I could end it, especially the scene that was
in there, I could never do that kind of thing.
Although Amy attempts to steer detectives towards her ex-husband Daniel, they have no
evidence linking him to the murders and are not considering him a suspect.
But now it's time for the test.
Unlike Ross, she's never been trained to withstand the pressure of a high-stakes interrogation.
And as far as she knows, both her future and Ross' depend entirely on her results.
Okay, please sit still. The test is about to begin. Are the lights on in this room?
Yes.
Regarding whether you were involved in the deaths of any of those people in that double-wide, are you going to tell me the truth today?
Yes.
Were you present when any of those people in that double-wide were shot?
No.
Did you cause any of those injuries to any of those people in that double-wide?
No.
Do you know the name of the person who caused any of those injuries to any of those people?
What?
Is that it?
I mean, you know, you may not be entirely satisfied with the way things are going right now.
I'm just going to tell you right up front, you failed a crap out of this polygraph.
Okay, there's no doubt in my mind that you are involved in some way, shape, or form in
this hospital.
It wasn't even close. It wasn't even close. I mean, you failed the cowboy dog.
Shoot him out of his test. You could not have done it any worse.
Their theory is that you're dead smack in the middle of this thing, and Ross is dead smack in the middle of it.
Didn't Ross pass it as?
No. Hey, don't worry. No, he didn't pass it.
If you got smoke, you wouldn't come back in the doctors.
Um, I would like to get talked to my lawyer in her office next.
Thank you for your time.
Well, let me ask you this.
My goal, every time I do business to be fair, do you think I was fair to you today?
Okay. Thank you. I appreciate it.
In reality, from this moment on, Amy would hold a grudge against the examiner, one that would stay with her for years,
Despite failing the polygraph, the results alone aren't enough to prove guilt.
Without a confession or physical evidence, detectives have no choice but to let the couple go.
And before long, the investigation comes to a halt.
Really?
As weeks turn into months, leads begin to dry up, and the case eventually goes cold.
For a time, Amy continues giving public interviews, pleading for the killer to be found, but behind closed doors, life goes on for Amy and Ross, and it appears, they've put the tragedy behind them.
After inheriting the family's home, the couple begins renovating the very place where the murders took place.
Once the work is complete, they move in and settle into a comfortable, new life, benefiting from the money left behind by the victims.
During this time, Ross would spend nearly $40,000 on a Dodge Ram, a Mustang, two Harley-Davidson motorcycles, and a Yamaha personal water purveft.
Eventually, the couple would sell the home and move to West Columbia, South Carolina.
All of the while they would-
There's no forensic or anything like that?
I mean, they don't have any sort of bullet, bullet casing, or whatever, or like at least some sort of calibrate and a-
like, we'll kind of gunshot it or whatever, and maybe these guys have this type of gun, I mean-
Keep the truth hidden not only from investigators, but also from their own children,
who were still too young to understand where all this newfound fortune had come from.
Here's a little-
I'm gonna show you some!
Yes, here!
Open up!
Here, look!
It's now 2023, and in an unexpected twist, the television series Cold Justice approaches
the Anderson County Sheriff's Office with the hope of finally solving the case.
And eight years later, the investigation is officially reopened.
Detective Tyler Duncan is assigned alongside veteran investigator Steve Spingola.
And together, they're tasked with reexamining every piece of evidence collected in 2015.
And as he squirts to viewers of Facebook posts, he comes across something unexpected.
A video, the couple would soon regret not deleting.
Without this recording, detectives might have hit yet another frustrating dead end, especially
since Amy's parents had no CCTV cameras surrounding their home.
And it shows just how important reliable security can be, because when something happens, every
second matters.
Are we are there's no safe like simply said
Let's return to the video about the right about to spell serious trouble for Amy and Ross
I ain't getting me.
You don't know any of your state.
Wow.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me go get my grandma, who's actually an able teacher.
And we'll find out who's correct on that.
Hey, why don't you have grandma let's come out here real quick.
I don't think your grandma wants to deal with this trash.
No.
This is ridiculous at this point.
Dad, you don't know do-do from badgers?
Yeah, that's right, Andy.
I'm a little angry.
I'm showing you some.
Yep.
See ya.
This footage completely contradicts the story
Amian Ross had been telling police for years, becoming the first major lead detective Duncan
believes could finally crack the case. And so, after eight years with virtually no progress,
Detective Duncan prepares to pay Amian Ross a visit. A couple who have spent nearly a decade
believing they got away with murder. But what Detective Duncan is about to do is not without
risks. Knowing the couple had already
lawyered up in the past, detectives know
they have only one chance to get this
right or risk the case going cold for
good.
On December 11th at 8am, Detective Duncan
and Spingola head to Amy and Ross's new
home in West Columbia, South Carolina.
More than 100 miles from where the
murders took place. Once they arrive the
people inside the house have no idea
their lives are about to be turned upside
down forever.
You ready?
Let's go.
Let's go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Hey.
There we go.
Are we lost?
There we go.
I'm Tyler Duncan.
I'm with the Aniston County Sheriff's Office.
This is Steve.
How you doing?
How you doing?
So we're, I got assigned the case by the homicide to happen in Pruittleton in 2015.
Okay, and so I'm trying to go around basically start from the beginning and since Amy is Amy here
She's here. So since she's the one that called now one. I think you were there also
Yeah, well, I mean, I should have just actually called it. Okay. Yeah, so we'd like to talk to you
We're kind of starting from the beginning of the case and going back through
We're gonna sit in the car here and
reports in that
Do you want to talk to both of us at the same time?
We'll talk to you separately.
And if you want to come on out, we'll talk to you
and then we'll talk to her.
OK.
After Ross steps out of the house
and walks towards the detective's vehicle,
all three men know this could very well
be their final standoff.
These guys get derogated.
They say, give me my lawyer.
Then they come back and I have a lot of them.
They just stay their brains reset.
And then they do, fuck this.
Nope, no need, Lord, I got this.
The detectives have the element of surprise
and the couple's unsettling digital footprint.
While Ross relies on a rock solid story backed
by years of marine training, the stakes
have never been higher as the couple's future now
rests entirely in Ross's hands.
Can I light you up?
Oh, I'm sorry.
So if you just want to start from the beginning
what you remember and we'll go from there. All right. Um, well, this is fun because that was
quite a while ago. Um, I went out to run my errands. I didn't really notice anything, um,
out of the ordinary that I could see her, you know, that morning when Amy got up,
she noticed that her mom's dogs had not been taken out yet, which was weird because her mom
and takes her dogs out every morning.
So she went out there to see why her mom's dogs
hadn't been taken out.
She let her mom's dogs out into the dog run
and she went up to the house to knock on the door
to see if her mom maybe wasn't feeling well,
see if something was going on that she didn't,
you know, didn't tell anybody about.
So she opened it up, walks in
And that's when she apparently found the scene that she found.
She went poking back out of the house.
I believe that's when she made the call.
I think she called 911 before she called me, if I remember correctly.
From the start, detectives immediately notice a few things.
Ross struggles to maintain eye contact,
And the story he's telling is one they've already partially verified.
On the day of the murders, surveillance footage captured Ross at a nearby quicktrip, seemingly supporting his account.
But what appeared to clear Ross of suspicion eight years earlier,
would eventually become one of the strongest pieces of evidence against him.
Yeah, there's a blue cap.
For now, Ross's story matches his original account.
But as he continues talking, small changes would begin to emerge.
giving detectives and an expected lead.
Or the new...
I guess you're kind of your relationship
with Mike and Kathy.
Yeah, so, at first when Amy and I first started dating,
my relationship with Mike was really great, actually.
Kathy is one of those people that if you don't understand
her, she's hard to swallow.
But I mean, overall, even if she was a really good person,
I think it's just like, just some of her mannerisms
were a little bit, we'll say fun.
There was a couple of things that kind of were red flags,
but I don't know if they have anything to do
with this or not.
One of them was at really weird times
and weird hours of the day and night,
I would see Mike walking around the perimeter
of the property talking to himself.
And something like this, what do you,
where does your investigation normally,
what do you guys normally follow in cases?
TV shows that I watch, always say,
follow the money, right?
Ah, not this shit, man, I hate it.
Follow the money, then you find out
where the real motives are.
Interestingly, this follow the money approach
will prove to be the key to solving the case,
But not in the way Ross thinks.
After a few more minutes, Ross's interview comes to an end,
and he's asked to let Amy know it's her turn.
As detectives wait for her, they know the last time Amy spoke to law enforcement,
she sat silently, as they angrily confronted her overfilling a polygraph test.
But now, Amy's attitude would be very different,
and detectives are about to see how eight years of carrying a terrifying secret had changed her.
He's addicted.
Oh, I got that very quickly.
Yep. Very quickly.
And he goes on and on and on.
Benefits from this one.
But follow the money.
Follow the money.
Look at his guy.
Look at his guy.
Every time he's talking, he would look
and then when he would get an answer.
And again, I don't, but he can't
look at him and say
his time line is extremely off.
You can just hop in the passenger seat.
Okay, well, we can.
We can stand outside.
You doing okay this morning?
What?
Sorry to wake you up.
Well, so my name's Tyler.
This is Steve.
How are you?
But when we start with a case, you know,
or consider a cold case, we want to start from there again.
That's how I operate.
I hope you have no bad feelings with me.
I'm sorry that maybe the county or somebody has irritated you.
I can only imagine.
I imagine irritation, you know, you get pretty irritated about lies and stuff going around.
I understand.
Everything else and how that affects your children.
Certainly.
But we're trying to do right by your mother, your grandmother, and then obviously Mr. Scott
and his mom.
So I don't know if y'all are redoing it and y'all are going to do it justice and that
would be wonderful.
Despite Amy claiming she's okay with the case being reopened, her defensive demeanor tells
detectives otherwise. After reviewing the original case file, Detective Duncan knows that
confidentiality directly has never worked. So, learning from their previous experience,
he decides to take an opposite approach to get to the bottom of what Amy truly feels about the victims.
I mean, obviously, you got to know finding dead people doesn't really leave you in the
right state of mind.
You can do things to you, but and then everything that ensued.
I mean, honestly, I can't even tell you, I can't fairly remember the funerals.
I don't really remember much about being inside the house anymore.
I think I've walked that out.
That's just, and that's just how it's going to have to be at this point is I got children
I've got to be here for them and I can't be in the living.
We had another girl that was working for us.
She was around at the time here and there, Roxy.
What's her name?
Roxy.
Yeah, Roxy.
How about Lady?
So, he rushed to us a little bit about like the relationship
between like, I guess y'all and the family.
I guess it was good and then something happened.
Uh, yeah, I mean, what happened?
I mean, a lot of people remember what happened.
Jumping in.
We got into it around 4th of July or something with Mike.
I didn't have much to do with my mom and my grandmother, of course.
My father died when I was 18, so I didn't need another father because I was 23 and had
my own kid.
And there had always been issues there for years.
But way with these things.
So, he had issues with a couple of my ex-husbands.
He had issues with a couple of my friends.
Now, who, this is Mike?
Yeah.
Mike Hock?
No, no.
I really hate to tell you all this.
That probably sounds horrible coming from me, but he wasn't a nice person.
For the first time in eight years, Amy Emmix, she never had a good relationship with her stepfather,
but detectives would later learn her resentment towards him far deeper.
She also points Duncan and Spingola towards her friend and former employee, Roxy.
Someone detectives now need to interview as soon as possible.
Before wrapping up, Detective Spingola has one more question for Amy, one they would
return to again and again throughout the investigation.
Oh Jack!
Oh no!
I was just going financially at that time, okay?
Man, I was fine.
You have no problems?
Nothing abnormal for me.
When you tried to pull off or you didn't know you had answered questions before?
Yeah.
You took a polygraph?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You said I'm just back home because I said it.
And then you guys say, she's fat.
Like really?
Oh, they were like...
They wouldn't even do it.
They wouldn't even tell me.
They acted like I did something horrible on it.
You know, and it's not that I haven't wanted to cooperate.
It's just to get to a certain point
and see where things are going.
And you're like, you know, like this.
OK, you lost my grip.
Thank you for talking to us.
Thank you.
She can't remember anything, but she
doesn't remember her lies.
You remember her own?
Let's get there.
Despite Amy's best attempts, detectives know her account is full of lies, even more so than Ross's.
Still, at this stage, they have nothing concrete tying either Amy or Ross to the murders, and the couple knows it.
Once detectives return to the station, both sides realize they're at a pivotal point in the investigation,
As the next 24 hours could determine whether Amy and Ross walk free,
we've got a gopro!
We've got a gopro on, holy...
now has the power to shift the investigation
in either the detectives or the couple's favor.
Josh, be nice, man.
Hey, Rossy, how are you doing?
Good, how are you?
She's been humbled in investigation.
I mean, you guys are just calling her fat and burder
in the line.
I mean, come on, bro.
What we decided to do was start this case
from the beginning and work it.
Like, it's never been worked before.
Okay.
Do everything we can.
So, obviously, you were kind of a big deal
in the early days of the case.
You work for a Ross name, right?
And how was she the work for?
Cool.
Like that.
We jumped around a lot.
XQC-LLXQC-LLXQC-LL.
I think I've seen Kathy and, what was his name?
Mike.
Mike at the shop, the grooming shop, twice.
And the first time, everything was great.
And then the second time they came, it wasn't good.
It was kind of, I was in the back grooming,
so I didn't hear everything that was going on,
but just watching by language in here.
They're pretty good.
They're these lazy boys, aren't they?
I'm telling you.
At the time.
They make you lazy.
It was something to do with money.
Because afterwards, Stacey, Amy had talked about
how she was gonna keep her kids away from
Um, Kathy and Mike, and that's when they would switch the boots from there, make her
get along with that.
And then throughout work in there she'd always tell me about how she was treated growing
up and all of that.
What kind of stuff would she say about how she was treated?
Um, she told me that she was always a daddy's girl and when her dad passed away, I think
I think she said her dad had, he was working on a car and it crushed him and he was placed in the hospital.
And her mom decided to put a plug on him and she said she was only 13 and so she had to say so.
But she always hated him all for that.
What Roxy has just revealed could provide detectives with one of the strongest motives behind the murders.
As Amy's hatred towards her mother over the decision to remove her father from life support had only deepened over the years
Well, I mean and as detectives wrap up the interview and relay their findings to Duncan and Spingola
Amy and Ross are completely unaware that their luxurious life is about to come crashing down
I'll be just then you pull the plug all because because for fun or whatever like
Like I can I say if you don't understand it when you're younger, but as she grows older
maybe she get information to understand why they would unplug them like and not not be resentful. It is that they make sense
While Amy and Ross continue enjoying their freedom Duncan and Spingola drive over to two people who knew the victims better than almost
Anyone else their closest friends Stan and Mary to see if their stories match
detectives decide to interview them separately and while they expect to hear more unsubstantiated claims
they're about to uncover much more than that.
We just hop in the passenger seat so we can sit down
and talk about what happened back in 2015 real quick.
We're investigating the case again,
going through, going through everything.
And that's kind of why, you know,
we're kind of talking private a little bit in your seat.
I know at some point in time, I think you had called
and talked with some detainees back then and stuff.
I need to tell them what I knew about what Barbara told me.
I kind of come on the case earlier this year and started reviewing it.
I hope you catch them, man.
I'll tell you what.
We were with him.
Jackie was here that Friday.
We don't know exactly when she died, either Friday or Saturday.
She didn't kill him.
I mean, this bunch, I was like, oh, you know, it makes sense that they forgot eight years ago.
But, buddy, this guy's all his fuck, again, to eight years ago.
He remembers the day of the week, all the other days, and way around it.
Let me fuck off, man.
I mean, I'm just saying, I'm just explaining.
Come explain.
We were really good friends.
She cleaned her house, but Mike and I were good friends.
And we said food home for them.
Our food was in there in the refrigerator when they died.
I'd say at least three months before that happened,
she was just nervous, Rick, over what was going on up there in that house.
And then that last time I went, that was just a few days before that happened.
Barbara was just, I mean, she was beside herself crying and
going on about how Amy, something bad was going to happen because
Amy just seemed like she just hated their guts.
I think the week that he died or the weekend that he died,
I think he told his boss that he knew he was going back.
You know, why didn't he say no?
He wouldn't get killed.
He was out of freedom.
Yeah, he just knew. I think they might have...
I don't remember all of that stuff, but, you know...
To the detective's surprise, neither Stan nor Mary believe these murders came out of nowhere.
Their accounts suggest this may have been a planned attack,
Explaining why so little evidence was left behind, but what stood out to Stan and Mary even more was the couple's behavior
Convincing them that one of the velardies is indeed the killer
Weird weird way for them just to come in like they were all upset and
Concerned about what happened. That just didn't seem normal to me
at the funeral and you can get stuck on your mind.
You don't have to say that.
Yeah.
I don't know what to say.
We're trying to put this together.
She was dressed like a red dress.
I don't know what to say.
All boys dressed like a red dress.
Beats and all that stuff.
Kelly will be able to tell you more than I can on that.
If she wasn't speaking to them or having anything to do with them,
I don't know why she decided she'd come in and check on.
Where'd you think it happened?
I mean, I heard it.
I thought Amy's done what she promised she was going to do.
I've never even considered it being anybody else.
When you heard him, they were murdered.
What was your first thought?
They killed her.
Let me see that.
They did.
Everyone's a killed her.
Y'all know that, too?
So I looked at it and it proved, and when I was told, I don't know, maybe your sheriff told me that, but they went in over there.
The deputies and stuff thought it was a murder and screwed up all the evidence.
After speaking with Stan and Mary, detectives Duncan and Spingola know they're closing in on a breakthrough.
They just hope it comes fast enough before the couple disappears.
Over the following weeks, Duncan and Spingola conducted dozens more interviews with family
members and friends, re-examining every piece of evidence to see whether anything had been
overlooked over the years, and that's when they come across something peculiar.
Amy had insisted from the beginning the $60,000 recovered from her home was her savings, but
as investigator Duncan digs deeper, he discovers Amy and Ross's dog grooming business had
been earning far less than they originally claimed.
when Spingola uncovers something critical.
While reviewing the victim's phone records,
he finds that just days before his death,
Mike had photographed stacks of cash to prove to a seller
that he had enough money for an upcoming purchase.
But upon closer inspection,
the serial numbers in this photograph
exactly match the cash seized from Amy and Ross's home.
Wait, locked in!
And then comes their biggest breakthrough yet.
Wait, locked in, no way!
Duncan and Spingola revisit the CCTV footage
from the morning of November 1st and identified the shoes Ross was wearing.
Thread A6 Speedstar sneakers.
When they compare them to the bloody footprint left at the scene,
the match is undeniable.
Nearly a decade later, Detective Duncan finally has the concrete physical evidence he's been searching for.
On the morning of December 20th,
detectives return to the couple's home for what they believe will be their final visit.
Once they arrive, they spot Ross's brand new Ford Mustang,
Confirming the couple had not disappeared.
They didn't get nothing new. I mean, did they fuck up the evidence? No, they fucked up the investigative part.
These are dog shit at the beginning. They already had all this.
While Amy refuses to speak with him this time, Ross agrees to another interview.
After eight years without an arrest, Ross is convinced any evidence against him simply doesn't exist.
But he's about to get a reality check and his final chance to explain away the damning evidence stacked against him
Hey, so we just want to ask you a couple more things and we're gonna get out of here, okay?
So you know something that had come up
While we was looking through the file. Do you remember all in on like a red pair of shoes?
Red pair of shoes, basic speedster shoes
So there was a video on your phone of you wearing these A-6Bs.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember those shoes.
What happened to the shoes?
Because I don't think they ever found, they never found the shoes.
That's a good question, that.
Possibly thrown away.
The reason that I ask, is we found, this is from crime scene photos,
and these are confirmed to be ASIC speed stored shoes inside,
and they have blood droplets on them.
And interestingly enough, here it's a quick trip,
wearing those shoes the night of the murder.
I had no idea how those shoes would have any kind of blood on them.
We obviously were wearing them as a quick trip on the 3rd person.
And they never found the clothes either that you were wearing.
I mean, I can understand where that would look like to be a problem,
to be a problem but again I don't know where the shoes are at the moment and I don't remember
whatever happened to those particular shoes if something were to have happened.
Okay, yeah you're right.
He did admit to being dead the scene that I was having.
After that, well that's what I'm saying they were never found so it's almost like you got
rid of them and y'all did benefit from the murders.
That's still somewhat substantial.
We've been through your financials.
Okay, you can get y'all.
We didn't get a lot of money from this.
or struggling all up until the murders.
The money found in your safe,
there's money photos from Mike's computer
that match the same serial numbers
as the money that was found in the safe.
So it's not savings.
That's money that was found inside a Mike and Kathy's house
that Mike was saving,
and y'all took it after you killed him.
Okay? And I'm telling you right now,
we're gonna prove it.
Or you can roll a dice.
When that jury comes back,
I'm telling you, like you said,
it's not gonna be pretty.
We're not here because we think you did it.
You might have did it, we know you did it.
We're just here as a curse.
It's piling up, bro.
So you're telling me that, and if you guys said you went
through my financials, you saw where I had made the money.
I was so respected.
No, you didn't.
Is that enough?
Your car was even a report, but I'm not trying to speak to you.
That's actually absolutely what you're trying to do, man.
You said it the best.
Follow the money.
We did that.
I went right into your single one.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Listen, play this out in a hypothetical, right?
Right.
Let's say a deal happens.
Oh, man.
What kind of deal would that be?
I don't know, Ross.
Here's OK.
But here's the deal.
It's not a movie, but any kind of analogy.
Here's the things.
Without a deal, there's no hope.
Do you believe that?
I want you to go and think about this.
I understand that.
But my point being is that I'm not my kids, my wife,
my family.
Mine is going to be better than Amy
because I came to the trough first, right?
So, prison time, no matter what.
Amy, prison time, no matter what.
So now you're talking about both of us are going to prison.
My three kids in here,
they grew up without a father and a mother.
What?
OK, OK, this is going to leverage the fact that he has children.
I mean, I don't object.
I'm going to keep it in the video.
My mother would be more than willing to take them.
I understand that.
We're not the ones who put you on this predicament, OK?
Y'all made a decision for whatever reason, OK?
To do what y'all did.
You say we made a decision.
Just telling you.
Well, I understand.
We made decisions that.
So now, you have to now, you know, eight years, whatever,
now you're going to have to deal with the consequences.
For almost 10 years now, no one has found anything enough
to come down here and bother me or my wife or my family for eight years nothing's
been enough to come down here but now all of a sudden eight years later there's
enough evidence to come by. Well I understand that this is what it came down
there for. I mean yet they had nothing but now they have something I mean this
guy's just like a fly or how? Then we found. They got hit the max speed and they got this guy in the car. Okay. Okay. And I just showed you why is it eight years later
the missing pieces have just finally
caught on falling into place.
I can't answer that, because I wasn't the ones
that was investigating this case before I got it.
So tell me where they fell for sure.
I don't know. I can't plead guilty to something that...
Don't go there. Don't go there anymore, please.
I have a lot of respect for you.
Don't go there anymore.
I won't say again.
I did my job and you did yours. You understand that?
Yep.
That's it. That's the bottom line. No more bull.
Then if that is where we are, then at this juncture, it is time for me to hop out of the truck and I probably will be contacting an attorney.
It's free to get up.
Holy, holy Chelsea. Watch out guys, watch out. Holy Chelsea's gonna step out of the attorney.
Whoa! Oh no, oh no, don't do that!
Despite Ross still refusing to admit to the horrific crime he and Amy committed, Duncan and Spingola no longer need his confession.
The evidence speaks for itself.
Later that day, both Amy and Ross are arrested
and transported to the Anderson County Detention Center,
where they are charged with four counts of murder
based on eight years of findings.
This is when investigators believe happened
on the night of October 31st, 2015.
Around 11 p.m. that night, Amy and Ross walked
the short distance from their trailer
to the Scott family home.
Because they were family, detectives believe
they were able to enter the house
without forcing their way inside.
Investigators believe Mike Scott was attacked first
before he had a chance to defend himself.
Kathy Scott, Barbara Scott, and Violet Taylor
all suffered slash wounds,
which investigators concluded were the fatal injuries.
After they had already died,
each victim was then shot in the head.
The detectives believe Amy and Ross
then took the cash Mike kept inside the home
before leaving the scene.
Two days after the murder,
Amy returned to the house and...
Well, I'm just confused, though. How'd they do all that and then leave a single thing that...
No, Jack, the...
Forensics?
Whenever this happened, we're dog shit.
I don't care what anybody says.
Okay? That...
They can cope with whatever they were terrible.
Place the 911 call reporting she had discovered the bodies.
In February, 2026, Amy is found guilty on all four counts of murder and...
What in military?
Military doesn't mean shit in its context.
and military, like,
Miller doesn't give you fucking anti-forensic superpowers
that you'll pull the bullets from the walls
or something with magnets and revert the crime scene.
And, bro, you're talking about millions of pieces
that are living behind it.
Let me talk about it.
A sentence to four life sentences.
As of August, 2026, Ross remains behind bars,
awaiting trial.
If convicted, he too could receive four life sentences,
one for each victim.
It's not CIS, man. These cases, a lot of them, they find them with stuff that's even
further than CIS makes it seem to be. Because it's not simply because it's boring as fuck,
but some of the things that they do are only beyond CIS, bullshit. Literally. What are you
talking about? Yeah, I love the CSI, CIS Miami, whatever, because I don't watch those shows
and all the titles are, it's not CS, it's CSI actually, I watch the show.
Okay, the fact that you want it is a problem. You're brainwadding somebody. Like, you're doing it, and heads, and this is you. This is you.
Okay, now let's get it quick.
Okay, this is getting cringe.
Wait, stop.
Stop.
Rotate a 75 degrees one third.
Stop.
Go back to the part about the door
The algorithms
Freeze and enhance
to enhance the z-axis. It's just that simple.
Yo, thanks for the push on that. Thanks so much.
Aisha Faye. What's up, man?
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I'm going to kill him!
Wow!
You have two more to kill!
Shut up!
Sonia and Ringo!
That's 100% his fault!
I can't believe...
Mizzot is f**king...
What?
Wow, I mean...
I'm... I'm... I'm... he's going pretty fast for...
Yo, yo, it's a construction zone, and these guys are like...
I mean, they're just going to steal it, but he's...
I'm gonna sort of fuck down a little bit, man.
It's already kind of cooked, you can see how it's cooked.
Wow. Another month. Same stupid fucking banana...
Chad, the road is probably made, and the guy's going to...
Mario, you're a topstical-looking motherfucker.
Chad, the road is already cooked.
This guy's going too fast. This is mostly his fault, sorry.
What is he going to do here?
He's going to say, unmerge? He's going to say, unmerge left?
It's kind of hard to tell, I mean...
What the fuck? That on the bottom?
Not a lot.
They should have made the merger from the right, not the left.
And then the white's murdering from the left. It's really done then.
Yes.
The thing is, I was like, you'll fire on me with this thing.
This thing's alive.
The brakes, I guess.
Wow, 28 months now welcoming me to the jungle in Spanish, taking her a new chair to sleep.
Save me from Helix QTL.
You gotta yield, eh? I've been the f***ing goat!
You gotta yield! Move it, you f***ing moron!
Okay, chat, you have to yield, okay?
But in those runabouts, whatever happens is usually fine.
I mean, that wasn't outside the norm.
Yeah, it's gonna shit whatever this guy engaged when he wasn't.
Yeah, I get it. It's not crazy.
Wow, what are they missing?
Well, what was it?
Oh, so what?
It's about again.
Nobody.
I mean, it's it's it's it.
Yeah, it should have healed.
It's not like crazy.
Like this.
Yeah, I guess it doesn't happen.
Oh cool, well of course you shouldn't have stopped it, there's been it, lost a minute.
Actually it's only the end of this one, I don't know why you, here you go.
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Try fight calling all the homey to try
There's not there's not to do there man is a bitch on the right side
The link assist will call emergency services after the countdown is completed.
And not connect to the emergency services.
That's actually crazy.
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Is that Australia?
No.
75 Snotes.
Or UK?
No.
I mean, he's getting the whole thing in his lane now.
It's got it on you.
Yeah.
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Yeah, they should just make UK cars illegal just fucking put everybody on the bike
I mean they can't drive it the job of the left. It's shit. The road's a dog shit. You go to London. It's mostly fucking
Bullshit zigzag roads or whatever with a bunch of like a lip-tart and bike lane the shit
Fuck all that
Clank your opinion, okay now go to your laundry in your kitchen
I'm just kidding man, yo, okay, wow, wow, wow, really, really, that's, that's your
phone, that's your phone, that's why we came back to the UK, that's why we came back
They don't want better. They always look at one same thing.
Also, guns, I don't live in America, I live in Canada.
Being bitched by a rice stealth silica is crazy.
I don't know if it's already anymore.
Check.
It was my audio.
I didn't even have audio.
It makes me feel comfortable.
It makes me feel alone.
Who thought that school buses were in the way?
What are you doing?
I was like, I missed the phone, I missed the phone.
I missed the phone wrong.
Who farted school buses in the middle?
What are you doing?
Fools, someone pays so bad.
I don't want to discriminate anybody, but most Nisundas are fuck-heads.
What are you doing go go oh my gosh, what is it?
What the heck is that doing?
Turn the video off!
Blicky? Yeah, or busy.
Nine days ago, two million views.
Dash cam videos, but they get increasingly more crazy.
I don't know what's going on, I don't know what's going on
HAHAHAHA
Bikers fault, bike illegal, dog shit, road bike
Ah, suck it, fuck you
Fuckin' road bikers
OOOH OOOH
This driver had no idea who was behind him.
They did that?
I'm sorry, dad. I am so sorry.
Jesus man.
Dude, what the fuck?
Well, pay me to the road, you fucking moron.
This guy over for a DUI when they noticed something moving in his trunk.
So they asked him to open it as I thought it'd be worth it, but.
Um.
Oh good dodge hold on yo Kenna locked in
No, not too bad
Where is he going?
A man in Russia managed to escape from this police van.
I've been trying to test for driving.
Oh, yeah.
Well...
Yeah, he had to keep it a buck, I mean, they suddenly turned the whole time, no?
Oh, that means she was leaving and he wasn't.
Yeah, I mean, you go look and you get the fuck out of there.
This insurance scammer didn't realize he was being recorded classic
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Actually a good reference game. I like that. Oh
No, I remember that but fuck man. That's not right at all
Hell no these drivers got distracted when they saw a rocket launch on the road
Oh look at that he stopped from between
Wow, what is that?
No, but the thing is it broke. It broke
Says you money at you
What in the fuck is happening
This boat was purchased just six days before this happened
Um...
There was something in Europe, man.
if
the horse is held against his will and captivity and all that, if you get the chance to escape
I mean it perfectly reasonable it's reasonable it's reasonable you get the chance to escape you escape the mean
After leaving his mom in a parking lot this biker got into an accident with the last person he expected
Well, I'm pretty close no
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Oh my god! Oh my god Jacob! F**k! F**k! F**k mom! F**k!
Not too bad Adam!
I
Believe a ball luckily no one was harmed dr. Agamem
This delivery man stopped to deliver some pizzas when a random guy jumped in and stole his car
I did every guy really that's just not nice
What what in the tweaker is this?
He was eventually pulled over by a police officer for driving recklessly
You can't land over that kind of thing, you have to mic the positions on you, you don't drive and all that.
I think it's fine, it's fine, I mean, they're so cheap, fuck one out.
Officer decided to let him go, but he was later arrested thanks to a tracking device inside the car.
Wait, wait, what?
Oof!
Wait, no shot, real?
How was something it must have seen a reflection in a little bit.
They noticed a bear close to their fishing camp so they chased it away.
How was it a dash cam made to leave in the middle of some fucking whatever mountain?
Oh
What the-
What the fuck?
When you move from one-
From one by one, eh?
Oh shit. Come on, look, look, look, come on, look!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Thankfully, no one was harmed.
If I, if I, no steering, no braking, no nothing.
Hello, Mr. Count. Will you be playing the Call of Duty beta today?
Here's everything, hurry up! I mean it! I mean it!
This might be the worst return of all time!
I
Do the hell no what the fuck
Oh
Not terrible a white pickup truck ran a red light and nearly caused two
At the end by flipping the other way around but it's still decent though
I
Didn't allow that to fly this big on the car like that. I mean it's terrible. I can't be legal
Hello, hello, I'm going back, I'm going back, I'm going back
Let's go
Oh, what the f***
Yo, that's insane
oh my god i gotta go after him
luckily the biker was unharmed all right
Oh
Who the fucking be clapping stop just
I get it's a bus but still but it's mean yes clap when you get to your stop oh
one the shit whole country is this what's happening why are these people
turning backwards
The police were chasing the stolen white truck but couldn't believe what was hiding inside.
I'm just gonna sell the phone.
A cow?
Where are friends of yours that have a...
...vexus story?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Classic round car!
Oh
This is cool
This cop was caught texting and driving at the worst possible moment
All right, are those oxes?
Shit!
XQC L
This person was driving when lightning suddenly struck a tree
Don't move
Don't move
Yeah, I don't think you can park there.
Neither of them.
Man, what kind of dumb crossing is that anyway?
That's not even their fault.
It's a stupid made crossing.
This car broke down in the middle of the road when the driver noticed a truck heading straight
toward him.
Buddy, are you stupid?
I know how to do the video.
Buddy, the crossing is made on- it's like a fucking trapeze.
It's a... it's a... it's a TREPIECIS!
A TREPIECIS! It's a SHAPE!
It's a SHAPE!
It's like a...
Oh hell no.
It's a shape man.
Back in 2021, Pennsylvania was hit with some pretty crazy tornadoes.
What is he doing in the middle of the road?
Uhhh
He's 70 months still considered as a new person.
Jeff, Jeff, why do people leave their cars on the fucking, like at least try something
or whatever?
Why don't they leave it there?
J- didn't that harm the- the people that drive them, Mother Sucker?
I ran the barrier. Go left. Go right. I mean, eh..
A truck drove up a power line but luckily no one was hurt.
This is like a dark night.
I have a job, I swear.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
The plane just crashed onto a... a car.
Thankfully, the pilot managed to make it out completely unharmed.
What about the guy who just landed on it?
A fucking landmine? I mean... what?
Is that a fucking landmine?
natural gas was that missile wait just as gas somebody says missile hold it
Oh, fucking dog shit.
Dude, does that not work anymore?
Did they shit-
Did they-
Wait.
Chat.
What is that?
Is that actually a missile?
I think that actually is a missile.
Fudge?
And hands the algorithm!
Look at this music, eh?
A car ran a stop sign hitting the side of this truck causing this to happen.
Thankfully no one was home at the time.
I see the boy.
Let me, any walls is a fucking, like a ten wheeler
if I ain't done that, bro.
I'll be in a lot of houses, just mind that.
Paper houses, gotta say is that.
This truck driver thought it was a good idea
to suddenly change lanes.
as bad as it looks, the man was completely unharmed.
this driver got caught in 150 mile per hour tornado in Tennessee.
You know that he's going inside of it, eh?
Um.
Why does he have to go to school and have those thermos on a thermos?
Thermos.
Not thermos.
Yo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, you want to do it tomorrow?
I'll do it right here.
Yeah, I'll be here.
Thank you.
Bye.
Can I get this little one?
Thermos.
No, no, no, a thermos.
Is that like, uh, is like the water bottle?
Thermoflask?
No, it's a thermos.
You've had those, I'm sure.
Yeah, I did, and it looked like that.
I was actually right there.
I was actually right there.
It's a trapezes, by the way.
Okay, so it's a square, but it's like if you pushed it and it went sideways.
It's like a diamond.
No.
But then turn it 45 degrees, that's right.
A trapezoid.
Yeah, it's not a piece.
Is that what a thermos is?
No, the logo looks like a cheepieces.
Okay, and what is a thermos? Like, what is the object that does?
Uh, it keeps your, um, your, your soup hot.
Martin, did you ever go to school and have those?
True, all true. True, true, true, and true.
Okay, um interesting. I
Congrats now. They're gonna patch this
Yeah
Muscle I know that's gotta get phantom in there
No, Phantom is somebody I want to see in there bro like chat. Yeah, I gotta tell you what you want to see pull up
Oh, I love okay me first check. Is that the gym inside of the house?
Please mr. Juiceman just one crumb of jungle welcome for me
Topless men nights
He's not going to shoot me in burst, he's not going to.
That's what you said.
Who had my stomachache?
That's what you said?
Why would you say that's what you said?
Flight?
I wanted to see flight in there too.
You said I had to see it.
You know what?
Yeah, me.
Flight not doing that.
That's me.
Flight is not doing that.
Yeah, I'm at the gym.
I'm fucking piped.
So what is a diamond in the gym?
So how many years is that?
You know if you get AIDS you can't cure it.
They work?
Yeah.
What did you do to get AIDS?
I don't know.
I think he died.
I'm not even trolling.
Fuck.
That's fucked.
How could we knock your AIDS?
You would actually perish.
How did the first person get AIDS?
What am I looking at?
You get it from having sex, right?
Yeah
I bet he had sex like some fucking animal or something
Like the animal had AIDS
How did the animal get AIDS?
Just fucking spoiled with it
And you spawn with eights.
That's some shit orangey I swear.
Interesting.
You know if you get eights, you can't...
Interesting.
Um...
Uh...
Ugh, terrible question.
The only time they lift is your phone to order food.
Yo, baby, why don't you buy 2K 20 cent and play that, uh, we do duos and we hold the court down.
Like, why don't you just get this fucking game?
No? Okay.
Okay.
Game is fun when you know what you're not playing against cheaters. I mean, I enjoy playing
it day-to-day. Charlie fucking hates it for some reason.
Aw, you're on PC. It's cross-play, you know?
Charlie, is it not cross-play?
It's Jellyfish.
So, he's not cross, but...
He's Jellyfishwerp, Papaga.
Wait, actually?
So, that also when I play this, bitch ass.
He's gonna get a text QCL.
Oh, okay.
I'll be playing three games.
Um, I enjoy playing it every year for, like, a few minutes.
Like, I'm kinda quitting that, like, gameplay a little bit.
Um, Chad, what's the song you think we'll play later?
I don't know. I don't know that. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. It's, uh,
I don't actually know I mean I don't know what's what's why I had it I had it
What are you doing?
No, you're not a dead subliminal.
Oh!
Fuck Ronnie 2K and fuck Mike Wang.
Oh, oh, clean bandits.
I don't know the name of the song is it?
oh is it um
the note
I know it I know it I know it I know it I don't know it
I don't know it I don't I don't know it
Oh, easy!
Uhhh, ummm...
It's a Impala.
It's a Impala, ummm...
Pfft, chill, uh, bruh, uh, uh, uh, ummm...
Ummm...
Oh, oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Um, fuck!
Fuck!
You said it by orchestra?
Um, no, fly the birds?
Wait, is this solvility?
Huh?
Dude, dude.
Uh, uh.
No, fuck.
Fuck, close now.
Chad, there's no sign that it's close by.
Chad, there's no sign that it's close by.
Yo, that's a huge bang!
No, I didn't say that last time, but what was...
Chad, there's something at home.
A home for you.
Home for me.
Chad, it's um...
to build a home.
dude oh yeah oh yeah hold on hold it no wrong way no hold on
I don't remember it now it's fucking clutch
Oh, I know the song that I don't care.
Yep, got it.
Don't know it.
Whoopty!
Whoopty!
Dude, these are some of them, I'll try it.
One kiss, one kiss.
One kiss is all it takes, um, possibilities, oh, belly.
I don't know this.
Belly.
Ssh, fuck off.
Oh
Jack holy shit, I'm gonna go and that were my day
These songs are shit. These songs are shit. I don't give a fuck what these songs are from.
I don't get the terrible. Um, Chad, why don't we make some music later? Chad, I haven't made
a song in forever. Chad, maybe we'll end it with some vocals. Chad, I can make a Grammy
I got to get a Grammy song.
Something flex, what about that?
You want me to use what, Sam?
You want me to use Sam instead?
What, I don't have to sit on this computer.
Oh, I do on this computer!
Wait, it's my old computer!
From what I get it is!
No, hold on!
I do have theorem!
So now we got some sounds!
Hold on!
I love this piano. How do I favorite it?
I don't like it anymore. I'm moving on.
I like the sound.
Okay, let me make some chords so we have something to work with.
Uh...
grow is making another beat to die to
I like the fourth one better. Okay, I'll fix it.
Okay, I don't mind it.
Chattie say you want to go?
Uh, I just want to go, um, okay, hold on, let me hear it, let me hear it, hold on, hold
on, let me, let me get inspired by a, um, in fact, I kind of want to go like, I want
to go, um,
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ba-ba
some like that, some like that, some like that
so i think to get a uh maybe a pat
no, a sink
so we can actually
hold on
i can't like this
Hold on!
Wait, chat, why, why are, why are they not long? I don't get it. Why can't they not be long?
That sounds good! Hold on!
Dude!
Hold on, and we're getting somewhere.
X, when you listen to these sounds, do you still see images or colors like you used to?
When you listen to your own music, do you see like piles of don't shit?
Or vomit?
Smile.
I think this might be good chat. This might be good. I think if I just slam some drums
It'll make some sense. Yeah, we gotta stimulate the job. We have to
Hype it up a little bit
It would say what's it
Hold on
Nice to be open, or a submarine came up to the bottom of the sea floor at speed.
Shut the fuck up!
Chat!
I like the drums that are real, like a real drum.
Let's forget all the haters, you're clearly making music for C-Life.
On it!
Settle down. I'm fucking cooking something. That's gonna break the internet. Hey, this
This is it. Busted. Hold on.
No, everyone's a wow. Only every other time, I think.
um one two three four five six why do i why is it going all the way to six
so what is it why is it all the way to six
action movie main character's wife before she gets slender song
Okay, the project is the the other hat is better
Hold on there's no
Was that one of the hats at
What the fuck is wrong with him?
Is this shit?
I like that one!
I mean, really, this is good!
you see, I think it's time for you to retire. You are no longer the same PogGamer you once
were. Cash in, and clock out. RIP XQC 2026.
Let him cook, don't know.
But then, Jack, Jack, Jack, I like the bing bing bing.
Jack, I like the bing bing bing.
When is the bing bing bing?
Why is it looping at 7? I don't get it.
One, two, three, four.
I want to do it at every one, two.
So every one, two.
One, two.
Wait, this is the wrong note.
This is the wrong instrument.
Dude, shut the fuck...
I just started my beat!
I don't know, these are kicks. I just try to get it.
You're just trying to get the sound. Okay.
It's because you don't like the sound.
This is hard! This is actually hard!
Okay, hold on. Hold on.
true every single quote unquote song ex-qc has ever made is literally just
YouTube countdown music
change your channel three to four bars instead of six to fix the six popping up
um this one's bad
you're glad to be back sir how does it get worse every time you open FL a million
plugins just to make live music or Christmas music xqcm hold it hold it
This is hard!
Chad, this...
What I did with this is really good, look, without it.
Again?
again?
not efficient table
the keys are very loud
or the claps are
I don't see what I'm doing, but what do you know?
What's that on it?
This, that, this.
We'll save it.
Okay, the hat is fucking my shit.
Victoria Sarpings.
Victoria Sarpings.
First one is off, wing of that, first one is off.
Is it that close to the corner?
What number of what? What first note?
What first note?
I'll get it.
was born deaf? Well, I'm glad I can't hear this. Lol.
what's happening is it too loud for the other notes or for the other notes?
that's good no?
I think this, this, the, the attack is bad.
I, I, if I make you guys fix the attack?
Okay, the claps are hard, you're just a moron.
Up, and this isn't like, Stan is gonna make you fucking annoyed now.
Okay, ooh!
Okay, whoa, not a snappy if that one's a little bit too hard. That was a little bit too hard. Hold on
Chat why is it giving in so weird? I mean is the timing so off?
It's not even working.
Is it the wrong thing?
Is it the wrong thing?
Check.
I keep putting it up, and it's just not doing shatting
Okay, I beg you, help me clap on the two and four
Okay, it's a good start to the beat now enhance happy 101 months might die gay
So like that, and that would be a two four six eight
So why is this note like, why is it all darkened?
Okay, now the problem that I have is that some of this shit is not properly like, lengthened.
Like why is it some of it lengthed way up, way up until it is not?
Like is it this guy?
Let's go ahead and remove this like this.
And let's go to the-
The problem is that air generated chord progression.
It doesn't matter what beat or effects you add on top of it, it's going to sound cringe
because of it.
Well yeah.
Generate the chords yourself and it will be better.
That's gap, that's gap.
That's really music like, that's really, that's a lot of score.
Um...
Bro is mad because I clicked the button on the...on the...on the...on the jenna.
So mad.
Chad, do I need to remove the last notes?
For it to...to loop?
Okay.
Last Donno is right, you're just delusional.
Listen to kicks number two and four, place clap on those.
Missing it two.
Okay!
Get back! What did I do wrong?
I'll change the chords. I'll change the chords.
Do it yourself! Do it yourself! Do your chords!
Oh my god! Okay, I'll make the chords myself.
Huh?
They're outside?
Oh, and not the ice-hole to swim, that's what I always wanted to hear probably.
Damn, almost like someone is laughing.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what they're here for probably.
Damn almost like someone is laughing here.
It's the wrong sound.
Not that.
No.
Hold it.
Hold it.
The instrument's upset.
I don't think I'll be doing guitar or whatever.
I want to have a leader on that.
Put the clap on the second and fourth kick sound
you hear when you play the loop from the start.
Oh, look at it.
It's something's been working.
This is the third notice table.
That one.
And then lower, and then lower.
and then lower.
It's too high, I don't really know.
The third note is a word again.
It comes in clunky, it comes in like, oh I want to be this, but it's not, it's coming
weird that there no need to bridge him need to bridge him the fort is good
third is nice first
It doesn't loop because you still haven't removed the last notes of the other sounds.
I
Know this is I want to punch it. I want to punch it out. I don't get it
What is so bad? What is so bad? I don't get it.
The note is shit. I can't go for note.
It's high.
Hold it! That's good! That's good! That's good!
Jack, you can feel it!
But hold on, Jack, what is still doing this shit?
Wait, the clap on the 2nd and 4th kick sound you hear when you play the loop from the start.
Oh, and 4th kick sound went...
Put the clap on the 2nd and 4th...
Kick! What?!
Put the clap on the second and fourth kid it the clap on the second fourth kick. Where's the kick at?
No
Okay, okay, so this is the kicks up by and by and by my case this is the ghost notes, right?
I could use those and then then it the clap
Clap I can see the ghost note to be there boom on the what
To
Here and forth.
Okay?
Like that?
Wait, do I have two claps going on?
I go down about cable and it's not working it. Why is it boys? It's
Why is it doing this? Honestly the worst shit I've ever heard in my life. This is for you big dog
Okay, good. Okay, fixed it. So then...
Chat, why is it still doing it at the top?
Like, who's doing that?
Like, somebody's going to...
This guy. I fixed it.
Then I do this, and then I do this.
Now we need to get a bit of flat out.
I like how they are.
I like how it sounds cool.
I like it!
I like it!
It sounds cool!
Okay, yeah, okay, hold on.
Um, Chad, do I still like the sound in the back or not?
I'll lower it a little bit because it's very loud.
Hold on hold on hold it
I can see it I can see it I can see it
Uh, this is shit off the airways, uh, do I got a slice in this bitch?
Uh-oh
That lay on lightly
I need to get my login real quick
I don't see the login, I forgot what it's at.
Somewhere in my code documents.
I can't find a login.
Oh.
I can't find it.
Um, splice.
Got it.
Got it. I have to use Jesse's shit, so here's what it is.
He changed password!
No, no, no, that was 23.
Um, he changed my corner, he changed my corner, fuck, fuck, we're clutched, I can ask him
but I don't think he's awake, do you have splice info, please sir?
Okay, ready this? Now then, chat, chat. Look at what it could be. Ready for this chat?
Guys, this is something that nobody does, aka anybody. That's very lazy, but, chat, watch
this, watch this. This is a classic. I'm going to find a good note, something cool, right?
Like a cool sound, just something cool. Like a note. Like a...
Tryna be maybe a...
...a piano.
Now watch this.
I don't like it.
Oh, I'm going to have to isolate it until it resets, isolates.
Are you going to do the thing?
What are you doing?
I don't like that.
Wait, yeah, yeah, no?
Every odd number clap, okay.
Three odd number clap.
One is odd.
Oh, I forgot there's something in there that should be in here.
This doesn't work.
I'll have to get another type of card.
I'll have to get another type of card.
I'll have to get another type of card.
This doesn't work. I'll have to get another type of type of instrument on that.
This is gonna just dog shit, Loki.
Check, there's more notes to do arched or not.
Maybe the molt sucks, Loki.
Hold it!
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm Delos. I'm getting a lot of hurry.
It's just not working yet.
Hat loop?
It's just, I'm not finding something I'm looking for.
Yo.
Done.
Done.
Checked, finished, finished.
Okay, now you removed the odd numbered clap.
Now you have to move the existing ones
to the left by one beat.
Dude, what is he saying?
By one beat.
What is it?
What?
Why is he doing that?
Like, why is he doing that?
I don't understand it.
Like I don't understand it.
It bugs when we put the sounds, put the sample.
I finished it.
That's it. That's it. That's it. That's the end of my show.
Yeah, that's the end of the day.
Yeah, I can't. I'm done with it.
It's not that easy. I'm just not finding inspiration.
Sometimes it just hits like that.
I mean, I'd rather use a snare or something.
Hey, oh wait, so you're supposed to be on fire, then.
Yeah, yeah, next time I'll spend some more time doing this.
this beat. I'm going to call this one Seasons. Because it just feels like it feels like a
day after winter. So you know what I mean? So do you feel that?
I thought I ordered food earlier than that.
Oh, whatever.
Um...
Okay.
Build more Bob 500.
That's funny.
Um...
I don't know what I'm playing now.
of musical genius for creating a shitty geometry-level-ass song. Make it stop, please.
Um...
So you're just gonna be away for the reason at all?
Who-who-who said you used that word then? I mean, you used to be a hater. You used to be a hater.
Now, do any creative or anything other than that? Yeah, you can. You can.
Because you don't try it.
Do you have any advice for next time? Pull in a drum and hat loop from Splice and try to recreate it so you know where to put that?
where to put that's what that's what I want to do last time I want to ask Anna
that that's actually true with how many tiktok songs get in the top 100 if you
tell Ray Kai to boot up the data center then you might have a chance in this
reality just a couple of people are we looking
I don't know if I'm sure it's several they're in the cell answering you see
who sends? Which sends?
Hey ex, my son was born last week. Fun fact, he was conceived with your stream on in the background.
His middle name is Felix in honor of you execution.
Mr. What?
Mr. What?
Um, anyway, what is that summer hard beat?
Is that a new game?
I'll look at it in a minute.
Wait, again?
Fuck you, fuck you, I'm not doing shaders.
Wait, this looks like a PNG.
check it out
Oh, was that
150 PC
Wait, you say for night
Look, that's so loud
check again add more attributes what do I get we're gonna add more
well he's a win streak I'm gonna go roll them
is it them no okay
no green guy come on lock in yo fuck what green guy yo fuck what green guy get
Get your fucking ass right here under the triangle, man.
Set up the city.
Is he out here?
Oh, they're going to go top four because it's about to finish.
finish yeah I'm gonna go south water yo yo yo go down go down go down go down
stop stop stop stop stop
my bugs
what in the fucking like is this
any family's family's type waggling any family's family's type waggling any
10 boys 10 boys tight like that
To the table, how'd ever once again?
How
Yeah, he's not she I don't have a win through the table the odd door table
What is this game angle?
No, here we got that one easily.
Why is it seems so fucking long to play the game?
Who
We give the stable a narrow
And it somehow gets worse every year so I don't know how to do that, but they found a way to make the game look worse
How are they so bad
Why open three misses that
I mean it was a little bit like gk4 to figure about it there.
It's a close game.
It kind of knows how to wait but I mean once you win it will have the king of the fucking
court sold you to me.
so bad
should i get more progression or xp?
whenever you uh...
you get something like that?
if it's fighting, it's a weapon, is that what it is?
yes
i believe the whole map finished
So I had to get out of this venue.
Stats critical.
Close.
Whatever else you like to do, I'm gonna do it.
Still there.
I mean, is J.F.A.C. playing? Is he gonna leave the queue?
One point. Jax 21, right?
21, right?
So bad.
I go up there and I'm just waiting for him to finish the game.
I knew that was dark in the middle of the window.
Wait, why didn't you just go and dunk it?
Wait!
That does not go in.
Ah, mother.
Did they bring a speaker or not?
Nope, they didn't.
Wait.
Is there somebody here with us?
No, not you!
What?
GG, GG, GG.
That's just what I'm talking about.
Oh, there you are.
Yeah, baby.
Same game every year.
Not a game that can play as the water streaming, but just the game itself.
Much love at X.
I don't know how to spell it.
I can go deeper.
In a panda.
Three years.
I haven't watched two in ten.
I haven't checked the overall stats.
I haven't seen the overall stats.
Bro, hold on. Who's this?
XQC
Hold on that that that is my ex ex QC
Where you hear I'm talking for he sounds just like what the hell
I
Yo eggs
Not really, but I've been watching some of it
That's dope, right?
Nice, he kissed the unaported man.
He said he kissed the unaported man.
That was close.
That was early in the morning.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I had to, I had to, I had to.
come on come on come on
send it bang!
Alright brother, any better? They're ex-qc's
Good patience, good patience, I like that
That's f***ing lame bro
There you go
You're done
Sure, not bad
Hey yo, hey, how the hell is you bronze?
play ball bro. What's your name? No, I'm like, uh, like you're, you're red. Hey, bro, I ain't
gonna lie. People are really tricky when they say they can't understand you, bro. You actually pretty
easy to understand. So yeah, Joe, Joe, although what was it? Was it my my bronze thing? What?
Yeah, that no way I get in. What's that bronze thing? I don't know if it is.
bro sleep is crazy shit i'm having full on conversation with egg
the rap
that's some crazy shit
yeah that's annoying that's a reaching full oh i actually got it right
coming coming you hear or not
Oh
How hey boy wait fully covered
Holy
I'm not trying to see it.
That's all I got later on dude.
Ah, you're the inside and all.
Ah, we never get every dollar.
Okay, agent here.
Agent.
That's pretty cool.
Oh yeah.
That's so much.
I
My kid is playing 20 foot tall. I can't get a dunk in and I'll get it
Hey, my home will be saying the same shit, bro
Okay, that's interesting
How
Yep.
Check.
How, why was this illegal?
How was that illegal streaming?
Everybody, everybody in the stream, man.
Don't forget to follow eggs, man.
Oh, that's not a stream.
Watch out there.
What you making me?
I'm making a streamer right now, bro.
And bang it.
See, I don't, I don't do that.
I don't know how to do that.
Oh, you can't move off screening. That's why I was in. That makes sense, makes sense.
I think I'm getting better at one at the same time. I don't have to scoop up the league.
Was this edge just a good blocker?
Give me the game at the top. Right here.
Bob, what the heck?
Any pump fake?
Ummm...
It's all taken in.
It's all taken in.
I
Need a second
I'm sure they
Well, I'm gonna shrink they got it
Stature moves
Yeah, they're playing what was that
Yeah, I know why you can't just kill overall like it and it's true for all servers and just get a game
Like I don't like you have to wait in the fucking part where people end their game inside really stupid
It's like a really dumb system of being a music production professor starting on Monday. Wish me luck
Love you all execute the and chat execute now
I know what he's just happy to be here to read love you chat excuse me now
You can exit and join your server.
How?
This?
In the theater.
Yeah, but is it the same thing though?
Felix, would you loan me your first suit? I will wag my first sail wagger, wag a wag your wagger.
Oh, it's Benny Lobby!
Is that Benny Lobby's animal?
What are you doing, man?
Bang! Stop it!
Yo, all I do is green it!
Where's the ball?
Yeah, that's a lovey, he didn't like me at all, I mean, I don't like him either, I don't
give a shit.
Ugly outfit, dump, larpher, dog trip again.
Okay.
96 months away.
I try again, come on.
Yo, throw the ball!
Are you a sinner?
A sinner? I mean, I sin sometimes, but not on purpose.
No, you're a sinner. Sorry, man.
Oh, I don't know why, Matt. Do you know why, Matt?
I don't know why, Matt.
that. How is that not green? I think it's perceiving the way it looks. Like I don't really understand it.
you
you
you
you
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these letter i markers here our virtual selves will halt breakdown buddy i can't get a game
i like i can't get a fucking game okay this is important make this your daily city stuff
check in here to spend 84 months a week daily that guy was right and keep your close
boots as a big man you know we're gonna like for your story for the first time ever y'all why
I
Know we got we got birds trap
They would
Custom over all season are you still have the boss? I mean it
What the fuck?
Oh, the competition has never been where you saying oh
You can refund your VC
I might just make it center if you want to run for it
Wait, we'll get my opponents. You know, I can't this video game. I cannot
I was just in the game
That fuck that it's not full value. I don't want it
This shit's black bro, where are the players?
If I'm gonna get in one minute, I'm leaving forever. I'm not going back to the game ever again. No, bro. Thanks, bro. Don't do that to me
X 45 I got a serious question
You give me 10 grand no
So, John, what is the goal in my team this year?
No, John.
The player has the most value ever for the players that you play with, the player cards
that you have, the player cards that you earn, or the player cards you pull from the pack
market.
Now we're going to do this astute exchange, we have really high profile exchanges available
right from the beginning.
What is this Q-time?
But this game is a ghost town.
The goal here is for every card that you get, whether you're earning it through season
learning it through all of our challenges or pulling it from packs or giving it to the auction house
so you have more use to score it other than this time
This guy's abseiling packing cords!
Long and Q!
I thought K isn't too bad really
So the auction house is going across play across all of the consoles
Yeah, yeah
The largest pool of listings that we're ever going to have in my team
and it's going to give more choices and more consistent prices for everyone's money
and we listen to the community
Fuck pro me and fuck Mike Wang
PC 2k has been dead for years last year on 2k 26. There was only two servers for all players
Wait, what against the same people?
Two servers
Very good close shot good defense
I'm an official of me. My first game I ever played, I'm some official of me.
Average 90, 90, 92. I mean, other than that's...
Why is every other player in this ever...
Yeah, why is every other player always like top of their rank in like...
The only one who, everybody who plays in top of their rank in the last top of their spades.
I did.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on!
I don't get it.
Metals are released there on the dunker.
It's getting trashed.
What? If that was me they could never go in. The game would never let me get away from this.
I'm in a game. I'll put you on a certain
This is me on the core Irelia okay, I just I thought that was your name. I wasn't sure I made a crew
I downloaded it to I did the face again
Yeah, I mean a little bit. I don't know. Looks kind of creepy.
Who's guy's this? Wait, how's that play offense?
You're like mind-fuckin' get on the fuckin' rim, man!
Jesus Christ!
I
Why what what you did not go out
how's that my ball
Oh wow that's...
I didn't do that. I didn't do that. I did a pass but okay.
He's gonna go right in the middle of the fence. He's gonna trash.
Good bait him.
Good, good, good, good!
Two again.
I got pushed, I got pushed, it's not fair.
Okay, okay, yeah, sure, they got him.
Where am I?
Wait.
I don't know if I need to release or not.
Maybe it's a little bit of an update.
Explain it.
I have to know whether it's going to be a release or not a release.
Holy moly once in a lifetime experienced seeing X-Play 2K.
Only thing better than that is if I could get a welcome to the job.
This is half of a video game, let's be honest.
What's happening?
What's happening?
What in the fuck is this?
I'm not playing this fucking game. I'm not buying that game. I refuse. I'll play it for free. I'm not buying it.
I'm not playing this fucking game. I'm not any other game. Okay. I mean, I'll get one
over there. Like I bought every game you told me to buy. No questions asked. I'm not buying
the game. I refuse. Okay. I'll play it for free. I'm not buying it. It's happening. I
don't understand it though. Like what what the kids are thinking? Why is that 20 game
modes if nobody plays any of them. Like, why don't you standardize the game? I don't really
get it. You would have to explain to me and I would probably win this in the end.
I played Twitch Rivals one time on a 2K game like that, right? Like seven years ago. And
the game was so bad they had to make us sign the NDA to not shit talk how bad the game was.
Actually?
In the Twitch Rivals. I've never had that before. Yeah, it's probably expired seven years ago.
like who gives a fuck. It was so fucking bad with a signed NDA to not talk about the bugs.
Yeah, these things are on the next slide, okay.
Um, yeah.
What was that, Jett?
WWE is terrible. It's the game's unplayable. I mean, I love WWE. Don't give me wrong.
I think the game is fun if it's playable but it's not playable.
You have a rocket league?
We could play a lobby or two. I'll just chill in.
I have some food coming anyway.
I'm not ready to beat you.
Okay.
Who's this? Who are you? Who's Canada?
Deadlock player.
I think it's a admirable load.
7000 hours of Dota.
Oh, yeah, it's banned, honestly.
I ain't still going to go like that.
What do you mean?
What do you mean by that?
It's a player.
People who have that many hours in Dota, like, we won't get along.
We won't get along I mean they have another problem
Yeah, exactly. I cut it off at the scores. Do you play a lot 2v2?
If you don't rotate properly, we'll do the same as them. I give you a single chance if you don't rotate.
But like the way this works is um
I'm not so reluctant. It's actually actually about 2v2. This is my actual ranking. Oh, shit
Yeah.
Is it going to be way better than this way or something?
Let's go back down.
Wow, okay, that's on me.
That's on me.
I didn't know what to do.
I told you I didn't know what to do.
Alright, same, honestly.
Ah, he's moving.
What the fuck is that?
Yeah, he's moving.
I got an apple. I'm buying back my nash on boost.
There it comes. Oh wow. I had it. I had it. He seems like mega smurfing.
Yeah, it's better than me. Yeah, actually, actually, actually, let's see if that should begin.
I couldn't get it right. I sold harder.
How does it have any angles there where it goes in like it just didn't have it, I know I can get power there.
Here you go.
Do you want to play Trios?
Oh yeah, I would rather play Trios.
I think you will say the first thing about character.
First one is playing.
I'm gonna roll a little bit and then I'm gonna go for it.
you pinched it
you missed
it's good
it's good it's still good it's good
yeah
he's flying
Thanks for having me
Get out
Go what go what?
Oh, I fucking like to cast
No shot
I got the blues and the boost
I'm not sure if it's a short or short.
I'm not sure if it's a short or short.
It's like 14 hours and Rocket League I have 37.
Like if I ever even touch the ball he's mad.
Like what the fuck?
I don't even know how to play a ball.
I don't know how to run this long.
Much love Mr. Cowell looking great at SKUCL.
Back wall down to there.
Oh my god!
Nope.
Hard man.
Ah, it's gonna be good for you.
I'm running close.
It's okay, we're just getting better.
Nothing to set.
I'm gonna need your insurance. Hold on good goal
Well, I should be in silver, but you guys boosted me to like high flat so it's like I'm just a scuff sometimes
I mean like if you're telling me that like I'm supposed to do that like I don't know
Yeah, like yeah my bad guys like I think that's what I mean doesn't mean
get him
get him
go
no way
I want to be honest, this is like a really cringy game, we would be so like fucking,
like this game is the most ego-tested game ever, you have to have hours in to be good
at it, you can't be like it's Timmy and be an FPS pro and then just be good at this game,
it's not how it just works, it's an hours investment, how do you brag about an hours
investment?
I mean, it's extremely rude.
Okay, you know, you want to do it?
This is the cool about you.
They said it's kind of sad, but the way it is, this game, you play zero games at all,
zero, you condense learning it, right?
You can be master in less than a hundred hours, like actually, only training drills, only actual just sitting in spawn and doing it, less than a hundred hours a chance.
It is.
XQC L.
S.U. Prize.
That guy's lower rating than me. The guy that scored is less rating than me.
Okay, but you know, I'm not bad. I'm just a bad ass.
No, it's...
That guy's lower rating than me.
Well, they get was all heads. That's right. He's nice. That's my range. I don't know. I'm nice with you
Who's lower ranked than me?
Yeah, that was my first game
Not great for us, but yeah, these guys are like more normal now
Can't tell you, we're getting out in a second.
I'm gonna bring it back again, bring it back up.
Oh, I don't like that.
No, it's not a good ball.
I'm just gonna stop the ball.
Got it.
Good job.
Oh no, it doesn't grab, it doesn't see me, I'm gonna get the bomb.
got it. Very good shot. Are you staying the ball? Yeah. Good, good, good. I like that.
Quartz drill. I didn't want to go for that. No way. I didn't think you had that. I didn't
see you. Fuck. This is going to stand all the way there. That's going to be a trickle
for them too much. Not on. Got it. Good. I tried to block it. Fuck. To be doing a little
bit better with these shots. Not bad. Good. I had actually a good problem but I just couldn't
I'm gonna leave. It's not so attractive.
That was terrible.
Good. Yeah, you're right over there.
Get past.
Wow.
Wow, okay, I...
I'm not gonna let him do it now.
Yeah, that's it.
Back wall.
That works too.
Oh, very close.
Oh, I'm so mad!
And, bro!
Okay
It's fucking in the door man, yeah, the boost
Hey, just put you just sick of the bad things you can't get that good. Oh, no way
Let's take out the other side, it's fine.
You're gonna have to go plant that shit. Good.
Good.
I'm gonna do a channel like that. That's good.
Good.
I'll use for a lot of my days, he's got boost.
Dude, you gotta be a good defender.
Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anybody can
Yeah, I made one
You know, I mean, you guys are playing like Cabo Verde. There's been the goal I encountered.
You know, they're pretty bad, actually.
Level
That was really good!
I tried to... got him.
I got him.
I have no good stuff.
Okay.
Punch on the wall.
I got it
I think we did a good job though
This is a fun match actually
F**K!
You can fight, dude
This is the dude who thinks verbing and not verbing
It's a fun match
Yeah, actually playable
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Well here's a Colombian flag on his car. No, it's not going to play style now
Watch every Colombian soccer match the world cup. I know exactly how he send it send it. I don't know how he breathed like it. Holy shit
Ah
Got it
No fucking way you matches me there man, I don't get it
Good
Okay, somehow wall that
What oh my god, okay, pull it back around
I'm bad.
Go ahead.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Aye, go.
I did my niiiike.
Oh, I am not there.
I'm back in the tank, I should have came for it.
I try to get it right there for a counter attack.
Wow, that guy actually might be reserving it.
Maybe I might be doing the Mungustmurf thing.
Like it doesn't do shit until the end.
It's doing like crazy stuff at the end.
Good.
Good.
Yeah
My god
Yep
Okay, he goes first and we're coming in I tried to like camp his car on the wall like spider-man where we hit it up
You good oh
Oh
Why I try to lie jump in
No shot, that's for unit very good
Bad
All you
uh
My control
Can't stop building them fuckers. Actually good. Good pressure like that
I love this bitch. I have no boost. I have no boost
I'm bad
I trolled a little bit tiny bit
I should get those
i missed
hit a block there
you're right
i got it, i got it, i got it, i got it
hit up
nah, he's got it
i need the mark
I'm gonna roll, I'm gonna roll, I'm gonna roll
No fucking way
He can get right on me
Dude!
How do you go after this one?
They went under me and I just didn't expect that
What are you laughing at?
Yeah, I'm gonna roll with the correct target
No, I didn't that was like that. I wish you'd rematch those guys
That's what that's what it was me this is like a free play Andy
You can lose it just a nice bit of them. I mean, it's like a friend of any say I know you're not hiring in any game
You play at all zero if you think that's not true. I mean
I mean, uh, sorry, here's what it is.
Good.
It's a great struggle on defense. I'm getting options really down.
That was good.
Fucking bullshit, I was at a blue side of that, I shouldn't have even come into that.
Good.
I
Was headed that block was fucking insane it was
Good job
Okay, I'm God. I think my my offensive skills are very good. My defense is literally bronze
Yeah, it's kind of lame, but it's just a literally fucking free range ship
I mean there's double a couple maps that are good on my train on the train for that
Yeah, I feel like this shit, like it's literally just training room shit.
Yeah.
We play too many games, because I don't like to go out here and play games.
Yeah.
I spent time playing like, well I got a training range played up after this too.
Yeah.
I mean, it starts with this, that's literally just like a big game.
Training range for most of the thing.
I did some training range.
I did one of those maps where you fly through the rings, and I got really good offensive there.
FUCK!
I did it yesterday.
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
He reached my insta-
Hold on to a fucking chicken!
Look at it.
I'm gonna get middle again.
Sorry, I heard your car and I still remember what it was me.
Oh yeah, I didn't agree.
I'm going to give it a damn bucket.
I need it again.
Good.
Good job.
I made the read as well.
I made the read.
I made the read.
I made the read.
I made the read.
I made the read.
I made the read.
I made the read.
I made the read.
Bomb them again.
I'm dying.
Good.
I'm pushing up.
Let's get him out of here.
He's dead.
I don't know.
I heard it ending.
65.
No!
you missed that you just missed that right I don't remember actually I didn't
I don't even know
We both missed it
What?
I got it
One more, one more, one more that
I tried it
It's okay, I'll let it roll
I didn't trust you. I didn't know I didn't. I should have trusted you.
Yeah
That's good
Oh, he pushed me.
I'm being really bad at the, um, I got hit, I hit him.
Probably with power.
I'm being really bad at it.
Somehow
you
you
you
you
you
I
Can you do another shower
me oh my god I these figures that's not bad
Yeah, go you're alone. I'm back and make it
Don't need a back. I'm gonna lose some chances
You went on my head. I got it. Oh, sorry. I didn't hear you. It's a lot of fun
Okay, really I got I got caught up with some bullshit. Yeah, I just missed this day
I don't know. It's like awkward for how it's like that dude
My wheel got stuck on the corner of the fucking under on the next
I see it away from the wall. I don't know what to do about that.
Okay, I can okay, I mean I can't tell you like a verbal it's kind of harder
Yo, you jump and you hold it while aiming up and then you do double jump
Oh
Wow, okay, that, I didn't know it was the one that fastly did with both misjudged it.
Fuck you, this guy, man!
What's with this guy?
Fuck you!
Alright.
Okay.
I can run for that, I need to bomb this fucking dumbass.
Yeah, hit it. I'm gonna turn around. Wait, I just thought you would clear it.
One time, I don't play for your hit like that.
It's gonna be a bad sign. I was going for the best.
Why are you coming fast? Why are you coming fast?
Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere.
Yeah, they got it. It's like, they got it.
Oh!
Good job.
Hold on. I'm gonna watch this one.
But you actually got that in from there?
Yeah, that was nice.
Skedruss, can you come in?
I need to do a soft touch here.
Oh.
Ah, that was good.
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no.
I already know. Oh, look at that!
Wallbats him up?
I got it.
Dude!
He was going to hit it first, so I went for the rebound there instead.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Know about the bottom of me
I think it's good!
I found them!
Yeah, I got him.
Oh my god, another plate!
It's it's really mental. I got like I'm gonna
Box it's just more of a mental thing. It's easy to see myself rolling under the ball
Alright now it's physical game
What was that?
Now that's good
I just need to get better at doing good shots with mid range with good power.
That's what I suck at right now, I've always hated it.
It's just tough to get like, you gotta eat fameram shit.
Bad.
Fun.
That's good.
Ah, you're gonna sweat.
this guy huh? Oh I didn't see you were still there. Oh my god that's crazy. Look at that.
Oh
Yo, yo, that's crazy
You go and I'm doing the hang of it all day again
This guy fucking trout
I think you need to buy a call-up. Low-key is that whenever you laugh on the defense,
I'll love you ones like that, you really have to make sure that you're just spearing to
the ball because you're going to play behind it. Yeah, or you play far back and you wait.
All the money if you do nothing if you do literally nothing about it the guy will waste time and I'll be out all my time to come back here
So hit the wall go for it. Oh for the son
Really
Yeah, you missed this table.
Oh no!
Really?
Really?
Nice.
Wow.
Good.
Well played for them.
Okay.
That's on me.
Yeah, we got that lamp on the wall.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's
I got it, I got it.
Fuck me man, I hate that.
I
Wait on that is too hard
Like a little bit, okay
Yeah, yeah, I think
I
I still need to change the setting where I'm accidentally side-run, I don't want to play.
Yeah.
Where's that zone? I gotta just whatever, make it.
The idea is that there's a goal to mid, they've been actually to the button.
You.
What's that, what?
Come on, I'll do that.
I hit it but somehow went that way.
You.
No!
That's...
Everyone, everyone, everyone.
You can make it.
It took me a while.
It took me a while.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good.
I almost hit the thing there.
You saw that?
Yep.
I almost touched my own ball.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I almost hit the thing there.
You saw that?
Yep.
I almost touched my own ball.
Yep, I almost uh, dunked my own ball.
Okay, ball.
Are we gonna do this?
Okay, slow as hell.
You're gonna go on that, oh no, you're gonna...
Fuck.
Good day. Oh
What's a good angle I
I'm gonna be able to do that that I could have gotten it. I
Could have gotten that for sure
That's the stuff off us that might be cool
I need to get this.
Really?
There's an angle fuck there.
oh my god come here come here come here in the back wall come here in the back wall
Your lips look much more full.
No slump.
He's gone out, I think he's okay.
Kill him.
That was really hard to do in my life.
When you had a group like that, just decide to go home. Or go Razorbus.
Yeah.
kind of like joey now i am privy's so i'm choosing three and threes
got it very seriously yo seriously yo i mean you seriously
And then you get the boost and you're over there and it is the way
XQC L
I've played that game so well until then too, but I'm crazy sure of you
X I think you need to lock the wall from going in
Um, um, am I okay?
I think I might go upstairs.
That was very bad.
That's not supposed to.
I did not expect
Yeah, I don't know. I wasn't expecting to hit the ball there. I thought you were eating that. I was going to go like haul it.
Stop that ball.
I go.
I go.
I go.
I go.
Hit
I mean, I'm like volleyball fuck
It's a tough shot at that speed. I took a shot
Wow, these are lucky like they don't deserve that. I mean, I don't think the day to touch out that would have to pre-roll with some channel, you know
For some one place aware pace away face away
I'll just use the bomb.
Yeah, that's right.
Come on.
Take a look down on your loose.
Got it.
There we go.
Are you fucking serious?
I'm gonna hit it, you got it, you got it, you got it.
That's the guy down here, hit it somehow, double jump.
Alright, bro.
Actually, hard angle.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I don't know what I can and can't do, I'm really on there.
That's fucking annoying shit, that is so annoying.
Oh my god
Yo, you know what?
Literally just put your joystick where you want to go and then add about the girls and then just kind of just like that.
I swear, I'm not kidding.
Like...
Does that go in? Wait, does that... I thought that was gonna go way off of me too.
No.
That looks awful.
I don't know.
I'm the greatest Rocket League player I have ever won.
I am proud.
Don't you run.
You?
Damn this guy.
He has it.
Nah.
fuck I don't know what the fuck I don't know what I'm doing the ball went up too
high and I still flew forward to the new within if you want I mean it's just I
become you visit playing this game where you become captain on your daily
I progress like they need you to be getting more something in
I'm not in it. Well, but yeah
I'm gonna teach you a little bit
I don't know what I want to watch now
I don't even have food in the system if I can turn it in.
What?
Nah, it's just a thing that happens with this game.
You become like saturated at one point and you start making mistakes that are like uncommon,
or like kinda bricked and you don't make the same mistakes and you have to break it in a cycle.
Like at one point it's just too much.
Is one good yet?
What was that?
Body cam death, what was that?
I was like, what was that?
The new body cam death log.
What the fuck is a death log?
I left her there with her.
What's a death log, what was that?
And I wanted someone to go and do something about it, so I wanted her.
So I had her.
No reason.
When a woman commits an unthinkable act with police officers just outside her door
Investigators begin to unravel the disturbing chain of events that led them there
But as they dig deeper they uncover a sinister plot that shakes them to their core
You see what that note says? It says I'm gonna kill your mom with your fingerprints on the guy
The following footage has never been seen before in the early hours of October 19th
with 2025 dispatchers in Flagstaff, Arizona, receive an unusual call to 911.
Hi, my name is George Brody.
There is a bunch of roughness and greatiness going on next door at my neighbor's house.
It sounds like people are fighting or they're doing some sort of torture or something
because we keep hearing people screaming over there all night.
How long is this thing going on?
Well, we've been trying to sleep all night and we keep hearing people fighting and people
using power tools in the middle of the night and it's ridiculous.
Officers arrive outside the home of 87-year-old Doris Brody, a beloved mother and grandmother
who depends on her daughter for daily care.
Despite reports of torture and power tools, the neighborhood is eerily quiet until a loud
The sound draws their attention to Doris' house.
Let's at least try to get, um, flying.
Lights out please!
Lights out please!
Door, door, door.
As it opens, officers are greeted by Doris' daughter, 47-year-old Mia Brody, and all at
once the situation takes a horrifying turn.
Come outside.
What was that loud noise I just heard?
No, no, no.
What was that loud noise?
What was that loud noise?
Well loud and clear.
That's a group.
She's bleeding.
Hold that.
It's appropriate.
I got the gun secured.
Put her in cuffs, Johnson.
Yeah.
Is she bleeding?
Yeah, it's in here.
She shot her, huh?
Yeah.
She's gasping.
I don't see my gun shot there.
Head, head wound.
Where is it at?
501, advice medics, good job, wound it ahead.
What are you doing?
Johnson!
I'm in the house right now.
Where's your other house right now?
Ma'am?
Ma'am?
Go grab a, um, a ice pack.
Get her to the floor.
Mia is taken to a cruiser as officers attempt life-saving measures on Doris.
Others begin clearing the house and it isn't long before they stumble upon
something deeply disturbing. Hold on we got a note here from the photograph it.
The handwritten note appears to be a series of disconnected thoughts and
fragmented responses resembling one side of an ongoing conversation with whom is
anyone's guess. Another note still waiting to be discovered on the bedroom
floor will only add to the mystery. So she she literally called us here to
I have to look at the call for service, but it was basically just a DTP.
Yeah, but as soon as we walk up, shoot, shoot.
Meanwhile, one officer begins CPR in an attempt to save Doris's life.
No shock, goodbye.
Start CPR.
Paramedics in takeover while officers in the bedroom find yet another handwritten note.
Hey, don't step on this, don't step on it.
That's evidence right there.
It literally says, kill your mom with that gun.
I mentioned something else, right?
Yeah, you saw it?
Yeah.
OK.
You got it on, sir.
We really heard this, sir.
Wow.
Outside, Mia is pulled from the police cruiser
and searched for weapons.
Hey, Miss, can you step on up for me for a second?
Yeah.
Do you want me to pull it all the time?
Do you want me to go in and stick these side-me-pooks
you heard me right?
Do you mind if I search your pockets just to make sure?
That's fine.
OK, thank you.
According to police records, Mia's pockets contain three
unused 380 caliber cartridges along with four
unknown pills.
After 10 minutes of CPR, Doris Brody is pronounced dead at the age of 87.
As paramedics pack up and leave the scene, one officer sees what appears to be a white
plastic sheet folded neatly on the couch.
Yo, I think she was gonna wrap her.
So, you see what that note says, it says, I'm gonna kill your mom with your fingerprints
on the gun.
So let's get something out of this.
This is super weird.
I don't think she expected us to come this fast.
Well, you're done eating it all after this shit.
You want me to get out of this? Yes.
I get you. That call is from her and not her.
There's the calls from Doris Brody.
Who is that? I don't think she called.
Hi. Um, my name is Doris Brody.
But why Mia would call 911 pretending to be her own mother, leaves them baffled,
and desperately searching for an explanation?
Yeah, she tried to set up some freaking homicide thing in there, but I think we may be caught
her too quick or something.
Yeah, wow.
I believe this was all big, giant setup.
This is a weird one.
And we came out here early a few days ago.
It's almost like it was a set up or just maybe a set up like or she was planning on doing
something that day too.
And we just came to.
According to police records, they visited the home just two days earlier, after Mia reported
hearing voices coming from inside a locked bedroom.
When police checked, there were no signs of entry, and whatever voices she might have heard
were gone.
I feel bad now for her.
She was a nice lady too, that lady.
Did you have a chance to talk to her?
Super nice.
I had no idea what this woman was doing.
It's her daughter.
It's her daughter, yeah.
Little do they know, the bond between mother and daughter will later become one of the
most disturbing aspects of the entire case. For now, the on-scene sergeant notices something
on the ground that leaves him considering what exactly Mia had planned.
Uh, yeah, I know. Clients? Yeah. But she has a bunch of tools in here. I think she's like
a... She's...
I think she's gonna pull her teeth out.
Maybe.
What?
Maybe. Oh, you... Like I said, I think we got here too quick or something.
The lingering questions Mia is brought in to speak with detectives, but it quickly becomes
clear that getting the answers they're searching for will be a unique challenge.
I hear people slowly tell me, you know, what's going on, and what.
Yeah, voices.
And it's probably since I started my awakening.
Like waking up?
Yeah.
Even if that means.
I don't, and you'll have to enlighten me a little bit.
Since you started waking up, like,
Yeah, after the morning.
I started waking up out of the 3D realm.
That's this round. Just this round that we're living. There's lots of rounds, but it feels
like a form of war.
According to Mia, this quote awakening began just within the last year. The detective
notes that she appears to be under the influence of some mind-altering substance, and that
her eyes are bloodshot. As Mia continues talking about her spiritual journey, she claims she's
usually spending time in the fifth dimension jumping timelines and what do you mean like
jumping time legs say somebody in the 3d is attacking you and sending black magic or whatever
to you you can jump time on the scope from the 3d excuse me and you can go to like the
piping you know say somebody's doing like a ritual or something like that for you on
your skills you can definitely jump timelines while they're doing that and
and oftentimes not get sacrificed. It's all about getting souls, people's souls.
What any of this has to do with her mother or her actions tonight remains in
question. The detective steps out to retrieve a Miranda Wright's form but
when he returns Mia stops him in his tracks. I was told that I need to like
like, just wait till I have my attorney here, that's what I was just told.
Who told you that?
My advisor.
She doesn't elaborate, but since no one spoke to her while the detective was out of the
room, the claim is inexplicable.
Questioning ends for now, but she'll later revisit the handwritten notes and make chilling
allegations to her family.
In the meantime, as investigators work to understand her state of mind, they contact
her older sister Lorene, who is currently incarcerated in connection with an unrelated
2023 homicide. The detective questions her about Mia on a recorded line.
Does she have any mental illness or disability that you know of?
No, all I know is she's a drug addict. My dad moved out as a resident because I told
her to. I told her to go to the shelter and get out because she was afraid of Mia. She
She lived in fear every day of her life.
She was living with Mia, what did she tell you?
She was here, Mia, at night, you know, threatened to kill her cats, in that, you know, her
mom was dead.
Oh!
Now look at her.
She's no better than me.
Lorene's children, Cory and Cortez, sit with investigators to share more details.
Cortez explains that she lived with her aunt Mia and her grandmother for a little over
a year, until moving into a domestic violence shelter.
to Cortez. Mia had a drug addiction. Cortez shared with investigators two
snapchat videos and while the first recording contains no audio, she describes the look
on her grandmother's face.
That's something my grandma got so decent just the types of how Mia had to, that she
was just trying to ignore her.
Like in the video she can see she is spares off in the space while Mia's screaming at
her.
In the second snapchat video, the altercation takes place between Mia and Cortez, while
Doris can be heard attempting to calm the explosive interaction.
I haven't been messing with anything Mia, everything that is wrong with your life is
your own problem and you need to stop you oh go ahead keep doing my dad what
that you want to get away from me go ahead do something D
I can't believe it.
You walked you out.
Get up!
Stop it.
Stop.
Go ahead and hit me!
Hit me!
No, no, no!
Get the f**k out!
Mia, stop it!
Hi, PVC.
How is your life going?
I just thought you were just boss yelling at you.
It was just me worth the risk because Mia would be screaming at my grandma, and I would
She turned on Mia, and I knew that she was missing on the point that I laughed at her.
I just thought, oh, I just love to be here."
After Cortez moved out of the home, she obtained an order of protection against Mia.
In her plea to the judge, she wrote about several shocking incidents, including threats
against her cat, and claims that Mia put glass shards in the animal's litter box.
She goes on to claim that Mia is violent, aggressive, and verbally abusive toward both
her and her grandmother.
Mia's sister adds to these claims.
She's extremely dangerous.
She's good at manipulating.
She is the best manipulator I've met in my life.
She is so evil that she evened somebody
with the worst criminal record would turn in their grave
and want to talk to somebody for help, you know?
But that assessment stands in stark contrast
to the polite, composed Mia now sitting
in the interrogation room, where she begins describing
a world shaped by the supernatural.
Flex that's big on this whole
There's a lot of fun. I guess there's a lot of
studies here. My family was like, um
Eastern stars and uh
Masons and high ranking angels. So a combination of both
High ranking angels. Yeah, like the light
Because it's always a war between light and dark
return of the school
Oh, definitely. Yes.
As they prepare for a blood draw, Mia brings up a topic from one of the notes,
which detectives were able to match to her handwriting.
Do you guys know anything about Mollard?
Yeah, what's a ball in Mollard? I know what a ball is.
What's up?
That's what I was wondering.
No?
No.
And what is MKLTRA?
I was wondering if it was a drug or some sort of...
It's, um, used with our spell work.
A 1977 U.S. Senate investigation described Project MKUltra as a secret CIA research program
involving experiments with drugs, including LSD in an effort to control human behavior.
I was wondering, there was like freaking meth or something and whatever that stuff is.
Um, it's that.
It's Neo-Joke, holy.
But whether Mia is truly under the influence of drugs won't be certain until the results
of her blood test, which will later surprise investigators.
Meanwhile, they learned that Doris had been acting strangely in the days leading up to
her death.
She called her daughter Debbie, and what she said left her concerned.
We made the comment that her and Mia were afraid that somebody was going to kill her.
That whoever this individual was was going to kidnap me, torture me, kill me, or die.
Did she say she was afraid of Mia?
No, no, we never had she ever expressed being afraid.
But the mention of torture brings investigators back to me
as initial call to 911 about her neighbors.
It sounds like people are fighting
or they're doing some sort of torture or something
because we keep hearing people screaming over there all night.
Yeah, those people across from where my mom lives,
at that house, where the incident took place,
across the street those people they were sacrificing people therefore they have they get into like
tying up people and using power tools on them and doing
as before they sacrifice them and their sacrifices are often used to the devil for
It's possible that Mia's allegations against her neighbors were shared with Doris, leading
her to fear them herself.
On October 17th, after police visited Doris' home and found nothing amiss, she contacted
a close friend by phone.
it and told me that somebody was gonna kill her. It didn't make any sense to me all the
way around and I just, that's why I just blew it off and thought it couldn't be. And then
that's when she was killed and that will, oh, just went through the horror of the whole
process.
She assumed Doris was afraid of her other daughter, the one who is currently behind
She never imagined the danger was much closer to home.
As investigators turn to motive, Mia's sister offers an explanation.
She's punishing us all so we can take her away from all of us, you know?
And they should punish you, you know, we'll take you away.
What's with all the kids fucking nuts?
That's like so... I don't even know.
I don't even know how to describe it.
Two killers and one police is insane.
This wasn't supposed to happen.
No, it wasn't. But you know what? This could have been prevented because when Mia killed her boyfriend, they could have got her then and my mom would not be dead now.
Loreen is referring to Mia's ex-boyfriend, Jesse Kelly, who died by drowning in October of 2024.
According to Cortez, Jesse and Mia had gone fishing and were alone when the incident took place.
Cortez added that Jesse messaged her before he died, saying he wanted to talk about Mia.
She never got the chance to speak with him again.
As Focus returns to Doris' murder, Cortez offers her own thoughts as to a possible motive.
Yo, I wish you'd do this other than to hurt people, or for her money.
I think she was just high. Maybe she went as simple as she was more. I don't know where she got the gun from.
But again, it's not that hard to get a gun.
But that statement and what investigators were about to uncover were quickly challenged.
They knew about the case.
Investing years learned that two days before the murder, Mia went shopping at rough sporting
goods.
She came in looking to purchase a handgun for protection.
But her background check required additional review, preventing her from receiving the
gun for at least six days.
Mia then left and returned with her mother, leading employees to suspect a straw purchase,
where one person buys a firearm on behalf of someone else.
So I walked over to them and said, can't sell your gun.
Can't sell anybody that's with you a gun.
That's not legal.
And then she was kind of surprised by that.
And then they left.
As they were leaving, I heard her tell her mom,
I guess it's illegal or something.
After being turned away, Mia and Doris
went to a different store.
What happened next would leave investigators
in complete and utter shock.
There you go.
After receiving some help from the staff,
Doris has shown a firearm, and even allowed to hold it and pull the trigger.
Oh, what a heart, cute.
You said that was cute.
There's no such thing as cute.
Well, you probably did it.
Yes, I went back to school.
I don't mean that.
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, I'm allowed to say no to somebody as a seller.
As a unit employee, you say, uh, I'm fucking not saying it.
Like, I think if you get bad vibes, like, fuck you.
Like, what's the name of the game?
Oh, the requirements.
You say, suck you.
Suck my balls, then.
This is a security treaty.
You're going to create this?
I mean, I wouldn't sell this.
And I would then push up.
Is your image?
Oh, see?
Check out.
Damn, yeah.
Oh, so they allowed him to pull the trigger?
You're kidding me, practice, TV.
That was better pulling trigger on my knee than a senty.
Yeah
Considering what happened to Doris just two days later Mia's words are haunting
According to the staff Mia showed no signs of intoxication or any other altered state of mind as she encouraged
Yo, they got the fucking large odd drum mags in his muscle. Yo, they got the fucking find the perfect firearm for self-protection
She eventually settled on one Doris seemed to like a ruger security 380
that before. Yeah. 15 around the house. Sweet. Yeah. Happy Mother's Day.
Great.
I'm going to get into her house.
I'm going to her yard.
So I just need that information filled out and then
I love you so much.
Did she fill out the form herself?
I think the daughter filled it out because the mom was having trouble with the iPad.
But I told her, you know, hey, she has to actually answer these questions and you know stuff like that
And then when it comes time, she has to be the one to sign the paperwork though Mia paid for the firearm herself
Describing it as a Mother's Day gift Doris's signature finalized the purchase of the very gun used to kill her just two days later
During the transaction Mia appeared coherent and grounded in reality
But if she's fingerprinted in the interrogation room that begins to change
What is that thing on your thumb?
What is it?
You did that!
No, I mean, like, it's...
Well, I'm not human for one.
So, it could be anything.
You ever burn your thumb?
Um...
Maybe?
I don't know.
It's possible.
What the fuck?
Because I regenerate like a lizard's tail.
Yo!
with her sister from jail, who would get to suspect that her prior delusion may be an elaborate act.
Now do you think Mia's like capable of planning something like this or?
Absolutely.
This is like that.
It's just like her being crazy.
No, she's not. She's incredibly smart.
So she's not. No, she's not her.
So you think she's pretty intelligent?
Yes, absolutely.
She went to college.
Well, she had the college degree.
What's her degree in?
Um, sociology.
With her sister insisting Mia was intelligent and of sound mind, investigators again consider
whether drugs may have fueled her actions.
But in a shocking twist, the test reveals no substances in her system beyond prescribed
medications.
As the call continues, Loreen considers the upcoming family reunion.
She's gonna end up here. That's what scares me. You know what I mean? Oh, yep. Would that be a problem?
I'm gonna be on a different yard by the time she gets here, but it doesn't sit well with other inmates, you know, that people that go and kill their moms.
You know, I assume. Yeah. They're like baby killers, you know.
But with Mia still refusing to discuss her mother's murder, critical questions remain.
What, if anything, did she intend to do with the plastic sheet and pliers found at the scene?
Why did she impersonate Doris during the 911 call?
And when she bought the gun, did she already know she would use it against her own mother?
As those questions go unanswered, Cortez has left grieving an outcome she believes could
I mean I was in school.
I was just thinking about it and honestly I thought so as I was there.
And then I remember it.
She was here by Grandma.
I was just thinking about it.
She was just freaking out because I was like I left her there with her.
And I wanted to go and do something about it so I tried so hard but I did nobody listen.
Cortez later created a GoFundMe to help cover Doris' funeral expenses.
Remembering her grandmother, she wrote,
she was such a sweet and loving soul,
she brought warmth into every room she went into.
According to court documents, 46-year-old Mia Brody
has been charged with first-degree murder
with premeditation, and her case remains ongoing.
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Does that mull even hit? Let me check.
It does!
I got it, I got it, I got it, don't pick that.
Nice, nice, nice.
I'm basically just existing, bro. Not doing shit.
Yeah, even if the players were good about it, they matter those shots were the lead with less than fucking 20 minutes
These are these these are like these are like 180s. Come on, bro. Stop playing with me
Oh, I'm flashed.
I'm holding a pixel.
Hold the angle and then you open it.
Okay buddy, open it.
I see one.
Wait.
Wait, it opens backwards.
Can you open it inwards?
I smoked the right side Vegas.
I opened it.
It's right there, there's no way to go.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
So many people in the house open up on the outside so I can get in there all the outside by me a kx by me a k
Thank you. Okay. Take mid control and what if we go through events among us strap?
Okay
Say back to
I got the B player B player dead
Close! Close by!
Yeah, false alarm.
Maybe car?
Car split.
Ow!
It's okay, this is my job.
I got your dragon, Lore.
Thank you.
Good rounds.
Op-op entry?
Is there only the chat you're allowed to do?
whether you can't do it so you're allowed you're not allowed you know you
know you don't have the entry pass like you make the rules there are no rules
man
I
Was a
I
Read I'm gonna go off your head
Who's that me? Oh?
Wait, what you can walk in there?
Oh my god close close close by the bed. I'm saying close
But if I said
Did he go under that?
No, I think he's over here on the left side.
Oh, that's the back side.
He rotated it after.
Oh, that's back. Oh, wow!
Bait! Bait! Bait!
I'm getting baited from what?
I missed everything. He's on site.
He's up heaven. Nice.
three you shut the body like our combat make sure you guys are getting those
nuts in after every round too yeah I could punch yeah like you had a fist
bump wait that's straight either way they go out of it then let's pop out
squeaky let's let look like like never before to say fucking less I'm buying
XMU died, let me re-op, so let's go squeaky, okay
Go, go, I'm I'm about to go bust out full throttle
Walk there, and explode
Oh, I just running guys, I just running
Fucking pop them on
I wait, I wait wait wait wait
Good job!
Not for dead.
Slip fall?
Err, truck.
Truck?
Err, one is clear, one is clear.
Dread!
Flank, flank, flank, flank, flank!
Main, main, main!
Good job guys!
Love that, wow!
Great half, great half.
Not too shabalaboo.
What's going in?
A lagoon game.
Um, I know there's traps by the way. I've played shrimp this team before.
If you don't want me to call them or no.
Nah, I don't want to ghost their shrimp.
I think we should play 3 on B at the start of the round and rotate.
Yeah.
I can move!
I don't know why I'm at that.
Yeah, just a start.
Just a start.
Yeah, baby.
I want me to save you.
Save me.
There's one.
He's not coming out.
One left.
One left.
Watch me, watch me, I'm on top of the roof!
I'm going heaven.
Right?
Dude, I'm hiding at him!
I think they ran down.
I think they're running it off.
He's gonna make me squeaky.
No more heaven guys!
There's nothing.
No more heaven?
Ex-QC.
I'm down.
Think
Oh
What
He's the leg cracker
What are you just calling
Salmon's corner seven he's gonna be having
What the heck how much is that?
Well, he should be having a monofault there.
A monofault. Let me get it.
No, I have Brimstone after this.
Brimstone?
Ew, Brimstone.
Don't bomb.
Listen, listen to Beak.
Fuss.
Fuss.
That's a good call.
He should be heaven if he planted the middle of the open, like only open heaven in 1v3.
Like, it makes sense you try to jiggle heaven and cancel the bomb.
That makes sense.
No more heaven.
Oh, if I have one more rounds, I have more XP.
Oh, you're killing Heaven?
Well, I didn't know that.
I just made it a guess.
I know a smoke.
More XP.
One in mid.
Man, I got hit in one mid.
Yeah, I have to give up mid.
I can't hold solo.
Wait!
I beg your pardon pal? Got him, got him, got him.
One more B main, I'm 1A3 though.
I think it double dinked. I'm coming baby.
I'm tapped on site, I'm invading.
Be safe girl.
You got lucky. Do you guys hear anything? I don't hear anything.
If you edit anything, if you kill you get it.
If you kill you get it, I'll give you a...
Who will good boy, thank you much much. I'm deafening. I'm deafening way to much much much
Say on God, oh
How do you know that that guy's like
I
Don't
So hard to get a fucking good
I uh, give kids on this motherfucker.
Don't come to my site if you expect to fucking live. Period.
I wish you could pay 10x the price for 10x the chance. I would do it.
Yeah, for sure.
I mean, why wouldn't you? You get a knife everywhere, every...
30?
Yeah, that was...
okay well I never smoke a flash a you flashed me no way he's out then was he
was alone
no more I mean
Oh, man, how is he holding me to push your own Molly?
My BNZ. Z, Z, I am genius.
Think, think, think.
He's one.
In the middle. He's running.
He's like half on me.
I'm sorry. It's okay. Last.
I
Know he's still
Okay, oh man, you mullied the door I waited a second and then I sprinted through it and he told me it's
Unreal bro, like I thought he would like run away 9000 I catch them
I need to fucking help there.
I did a mission.
Plumber's lobby is like 15k.
Oh, that's okay. It's not that plumber.
I've seen people fight stack for over 100 hours in a row
and not be able to get 15k, so it's not that bad.
Come on, the plumber, you're the plumber.
Wait, where do you buy stuff? What do you do? What do you think?
Come on. Are you fucking kidding me?
Hey, why are you shit talking plumbers?
if you think it's not going over at all what's fucking about CS2 rank distribution
who you calling binhead
yeah well what is it with combined percentages though I don't know what
I'm gonna say
Okay
Yeah, guys bands kind of strike go
Rank this it's CS who not CS go boomer. I'm comparing the old setting the new one you fucking moron
Focus on the draft rush
Look
No, we're cut
It's not even close to close.
I'm not even gonna back on that, I'm not even gonna matter.
What? Like, I'd say...
1.5, 3, 3, I don't even know.
Chat, I mean, how do you... Why do you even have stats without combining percentages?
It's MG2.
So you're on oh my god, I got all Mary rich. Yeah filthy
So you're wrong, I mean, you're wrong. It's not a good deal. Oh, so that's it wrong. You're mega wrong. You're ultra mega wrong
I
Swung in one swung in
Alarm it okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, we're dead
One day oh
Here, oh, they're up girl. You know what I'm fine. I'm just have a swing
You wish me X like to wish me right one more site right three two one
Wow, I got old a bit of a I guess
I'll put it left and right. I'm going to right.
Sure. Two around the side.
It's a hurry up, but I can get it.
It's a hurry up.
There we go.
Pretty sure he sees my channel first. I can be on it though.
Yeah, they're definitely holding probably inside.
the sun is on the right is on the bottom left of the map going diagonal
therefore he saw my shadow first I actually didn't compute that I thought
we heard them both shoot my yeah look at this he does when they're playing like
it's fucking valor brother hiding in apartment it's fucking
that that that does not work that nade does not hit anything
they smoked up
too deep mid?
I'm hiding your vents on me I'm gonna be fine
That's fine. Let me tag him for you.
I'm dead.
BTC! BTC!
BTC? BTC!
I got you, I got you.
That's a reward.
I'll, uh, A.
I'm going to go live, friend.
Good job.
this guy I think had a push through cat to get the bomb I'm pretty sure he'd be
literally anywhere to be in our spawn already I'm gonna go through our spawn
if you wanna wait is it big? yeah that's great eco absolutely phenomenal
Oh, I mean, I really like that you died for me there. That's actually like a traffic with that lookie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was sick
Bro, this fast is disgusting. It's good though. They're gonna check ladder. We've got a wall bang chicken
What wall bang chicken
You ran upon him like he can't hear the freight train coming
Yeah, I don't think it starts with talking about the sun buddy buddy buddy. You're ready. You're ready. Like, okay
You can really open up all the maps and look at what the sun is that what's funny at it, right and and and redraw
Peak parodies even without noise. You're just stupid
Out there
I
I'm down
I
For someone new to the right
Bang I was right
Shadow comes on the left the bottom left points that direction the guy would have seen my entire body and
As a shrink to the right you get it seem to the body color found easy
Bang bang bang debunked live debunked like you want live debunked
Well, what you talking?
There's like a if you pick real barrel of metal. Oh, yeah, that's it. It is the man in John City. Yes noise, but
Because of the shadow.
Nice and deep, man.
Oh, wrap, wrap!
Laying down smoke.
Throwing smoke.
Rating you.
Throwing flashbang.
Nothing, man.
Might come.
I'll help you out on me.
Wait, one lobby.
Uh, I don't know.
Toss?
It's a-
OHHHHH!
They're out, they're out, they're out. They're speaking.
Clogging, clogging, clogging.
Okay, thank you so much!
You're dead.
Good.
Nice.
I didn't flash, I shouldn't move that one. That was beautiful.
You flashed behind, Jordan.
I double-flashed behind you.
Um, I leg- I collateral'd one and legged the other and you granaded him and then killed him, by the way.
It's kind of crazy, buddy. I
The may I head shot him with a naked it literally land on a store. That's a bulk. I hit him 86 apparently
But after that off for trying to get one nearly
You fat bitch you're gonna die now. There you go
What?
I almost died there, though.
Oh my god.
Is he out?
Yeah, he's out.
Yeah.
I don't know how he matters.
He doesn't have the bomb, bro.
No.
I'm going to slosh.
Yeah, just get a good spot for it.
I think he's cheating, brother.
I'm not going to.
Oh, MZ.
Yeah, he's cheating, he's...
He's not cheating.
He's not cheating.
He's fucking ass.
We're good.
Yeah, check his check his chat logs
You calm
Help me, help me
Flank right now. There's no windows in here. So if I find out you're flanking out apps
No, I'm in this home. So it's gonna be an a then like what?
Are you came from a dipshit?
It could be apps a cringe
Yeah, they might have gone apps swap dot com to now
one other way it's over yeah this I shot no shit I'm done they went to mid
does you hi right if you clutch this yeah I'll give you it is be what I sat in
with an op and aps the whole round
no one ever came
well that was the weirdest round ever
stop what you're doing stop what you're doing stop doing but I love the
look he's got a thing yeah it's not that easy
it's just go all the way down you think no oh that was a long there okay be good
bro you good you're in the clear he hasn't shat there I give you're
trust me you're not going to trust more than the game says thank you
hey why are they all saying check me what does that mean like an update when
I last checked they can't push the way smoking it but it's better because
they're all um
Hey
Hey
Well, yes, we're going to switch
Better
I
Know I'm gonna check reds. There's no way reds is
I mean, I'm not streaming so you're good
To just rip it just
I know, I had to do now.
Look, man, I used to be a gamer, OK?
You're still here.
But I'm a changed man.
I heard a big.
During your day.
I'm waiting for you, I'm better.
No, I didn't.
Yep.
I'm a day.
I've only been.
default
Runs to save. Yo, watch out watch out. He's gonna slide me in real life. He's just kept saying that
No, I don't know
I
Was during this the rainbow succession yeah, that was horrible
Yeah, I'm still haven't heard about that
We played in since this other one that we got shit on I
Want to play it can we play the next one together? I you got I want to play our six turning different fun
Yeah, I'm doing
Nice move on
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Pull up, bro, pull up
Man, uh, it's a game
Nice, that's how you feel, buddy
I'm so distracted, sir, I'm reading all of Red's logs
He said something to the smoke, one round
I
Was full-flash, they have the milk really it was full full full full full flash. Hey wait for me. I have a very good time here
Outside, wow
I'm 5 HP, I'm doing it again with him.
Wait what?
Oh yeah, he's sniping, that's what it is, you literally use that thing.
I
About what we enforce
I mean actually it'll make it by enough
Okay, I can buy you a novel. I'll buy you a gun and you buy it off it works
Thank you. I
There you go.
You kind of get it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm in.
Ha ha ha ha, three E4 amounts.
Give me welcome the jungle.
Are they apps?
They're getting smoked.
No pulse yet.
Foxy, one on.
Wait, what is that?
Oh, they went under.
That's me.
It could be a meter and a
Sniper cheating sees your shadow due to the rotational angle of the Sun. Just say you are
He's right
Con
Yeah, I'm dead. All right T apps T apps T apps
One guy ramp lit
This split low. Yeah, we are much. We're like no coverage there
It's not here.
It's not here.
It's not here.
It's not here.
side
You gotta find really weird I push through and then they're just there and then they rotate back to be
We just need stuck a I haven't even one time you scared me your needs that a
I just sit back on the ramp for 48 months and still waiting for a welcome to the jungle
Guys, I'm playing with lifelink man, if they shoot me again, I'm shooting real lifelink
It's not funny at all
Is that love ants?
What the fuck animal?
Please
Oh, smoking?
Yeah, I'm gonna quit peek just for a second
Red apple, I like it
Yeah
Yeah
Ramp or mid?
Ramp! Ramp! Ramp!
I just... I just...
I want facts
I'm playing Palace, I'm playing Palace
Quake!
I got this X, come on
Oh yeah
I got you red, I got you red
I got you red
I'm high now, I'm high now, I'm high just wait
I'm running out, I'm peeking
Don't say anything, right?
You can be mid-legged, mid-legged, mid-legged
I killed one mid-player, I don't know
Yep
Little guy there
Warriors today, yo, I did half of things on that much with that shotgun. I've been fucking blasting them off with this shit
Even better with the
I got the job
They could come on they could come common
I
Made as well again, could be coming cat. Yeah, okay, wait in window in window
I'm holding that post. No, I'll be he's open
Yes, I was well
He's just sitting there
I
Was cat lessons cat lessons cat up 100% what are you doing dumb? I'm fucking
Love that we genius
Oh my god, yes
What are you doing?
Why would you speak it?
That was his only chance.
From walking, it's 650, you know?
I'll buy you.
What you got?
There.
Last run.
Yeah, dude, you've been doing this shit for way too long. Hold control when you buy.
Control and click it, and it just drops.
I do it the way that I want to, and I'm the free person.
Oh, shit.
I'm throwing this guy, I hit him with an A.
No man's, no man's.
He's here already.
Yeah, the guy's, oh, one hit!
down I'll tell you what I'm gonna smoke spot down
he's down neutralized I thought I heard bears in this area
all right let's go to the damn one over that that's gone
cramp cramp right guy over here huh
Oh
That fucking deciderated can you run the ball nice? He's definitely walking away. Maybe we're holding angle
Good good half ready. I'm really happy as the app player they rushed me one time. It'll happen just sit there
I
Chat chat yeah, I was playing talk of and I got um blank RFID scanner second
It's like something like a little your idea what who's got window smoke when he's gonna do it. I'll meet again
Hmm it looked it looked rare
I had my control of my hand, I was at maximum fucking,
and I was at space.
Hmm.
Oh, is it crouched into it, like a fucking good boy?
Oh yeah.
was he?
oh, top mid
top mid, right now
go and connect there, red do you log out?
hello, will you give me?
yeah, what's good bro, are you good?
it's done man
all right jesus this guy huh? this guy likes a lewis lager than when he's in rankin
oh oh ah tom oh i heard about that
I feel like a latin lewis there, I got a bad boy, early morton in love with you, I'm
gonna flash it bottom right here look at the loot, van van van fucking dipshit, what
a fucking dick in the guys. Oh my good luck logs. Wow. But I thought I thought I thought
some guys that while he's out there fucking playing games and nothing is as an inflation
What if I just squad that's way too dark though
Do not check my discord logs do not I put my whole address in there
Well, I address in deadlock every other game. That's not good
You know
Why don't you even say that? Why don't you say that?
Is it I- is it- bro.
If they're a real demon, they'd pull up, but they don't.
You guys only talk when I'm last alive.
When I'm last alive, it's silence.
It's fucking podcast.
I haven't said anything about this in months.
I don't- I don't want to promote it and people to see it.
But there's some guy who's fucking shit and fucking in the game.
Does it drops as an actual address in a fucking chat with a moron?
Like, what does it well do?
Bro, my girlfriend yelled at me for so long about that.
it was so bad
You're real demon. They're real demon they pull up. Yeah, exactly
Made it
Okay
That guy's not dead yeah kill my
And they bought a drag
I
Finish me. I
Choked my ace man. He's left. Fuck. No comms. The 5v1 is lit and okay
So how do I best like killed four and you're so bad the big cat watch on
Thank you like that
I got Alfredo sauce all over my fucking chain right now, but I can't wipe it cuz we're mid-round
I'll wipe it for you.
That is dead.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Wait, I'm going to speed it up and have my AK out when we go.
Well, they hear us.
They're pushing the house.
They've got our round over.
We lost the round, everyone.
Just go and die.
Your turn.
Your turn.
your turn your turn. I'm gonna speak to you all first.
I
To be to I'm gonna be hello once their case
Ah
But I subbed to Mitch Jones
I didn't see him mistake happy to be back my Jew of the King Goblin ex QC L
Oh
Back in what are you guys doing tomorrow?
I know
But in the USC game
now I'm locked get your stanky ass pimple foe head of my screen
We can do that. Thank you X QTL. Let's go man. I'm gonna get us some guns. Here we go.
I'm fly. I'm fly.
Got it.
Nothing right there.
One of them right there.
Nice. Get a gun.
I
Slopped that
In there get in there get in there bro get in there bro
I think I think we're market
Yeah, you're in the window. Okay holding it. I think market for sure
I can't go through Rattlesn
Let's have Red hold this
He's probably CT
Yeah, yeah, you zoomed in
What the? You don't shoot me in the head first
I'm so sorry
Look at this spawn here
You guys trying to flood out this shit?
Yeah we could
Let's just run out, look at our spawns
show you guys down great we actually get out though we can't get there then
drink off like we're gonna go where hey we have good spawns
sure I'll watch over twice baby baby baby
Fighting fighting
Again
I'm all in jungle
Bad bad bad bad bad bad
Smoked you. I smoked you off. You're good. You're good
Upstairs upstairs dead
You guys shouldn't have full guns
That's the tea and nice round I can't move we won this yeah good job. Oh me. So what are you doing later?
Are you fucking serious that was terrible
That's not you. That's not who you are need to get closer to the screen if you were closer
You would have seen the guy in palace nails
fuck how the family get complained?
do that around me
fuck wait
I'm poor
I didn't get this as bad at some time man, it's kinda hard to tell
you by my other or no?
yeah maybe I can play with a strike
alright bro, here we go
I
Like this time this is why I stand like it
I'm walking fast cat. I'm walking back. Okay, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I think on
He's got
I
Put on my need for a split second
Well, you already know
Love that
I
Let me walk up jungle really quick
Hey, Knuckles all around, boys.
Who can't beat Knuckles?
I'm on the right, so I did it once.
Yeah, how do you do the Ezo?
Funny.
Turn it off, wow.
Ready, buddy?
Yeah, we're here.
All right.
Let's go, my brother.
Okay, look at the cross there.
Look at any and shoot at them with the cross there.
Oh, no, he's stuck under the light.
Yeah, we're on the corner, I think.
Yeah, he always holds there.
Maybe he needs him out.
Oh, shit.
That should have hit him.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Come back in there.
All right, go, go.
What the fuck?
Right with you, bro.
Yo, in our spot.
I guess I can't do this right you can't roll
later yeah go away bro guys go away
pieces of shit I don't know I was get stuck in between tapping and and and
and the plush and uh, throwing in a, uh, some...
Quick, quick, I'm gonna get a second to set off.
Go on, go on.
Wow, he's holding me?
You gotta fight.
Correct.
Wait, what the heck?
43, is it brights yet?
What's an Izzo, I know what an Izzo is.
Simulation every time we spawn you say what's an iso? What's an iso? What's an iso like what the fuck is happening?
Bro, are you good buddy? How about you go fucking chill out? How about you go eat some bread?
I'm gonna get bread I feel better
I'm not a fucking duck like you
Well, I can go for some orange juice right now
No, watch this
My favorite is when you brush your teeth and then drink orange juice
what I didn't make a big done it's not idea at all there's like worse condos
for sure Molly dot
there's one done to the letter I think again one holding con what where okay
I got the bomb instantly and I'm extracting it I don't know this shit
It looks like when peeps can hide to generate the rest of the loot.
I'm killing you fucking bitch!
Uh, lag it!
I got one, I killed that.
Wait, what?
I'll get one in a game.
What?!
What?!
In our spawn?
In our spawn, where we buy guns.
Bro, what are we holding?
Wait, headshot through the brick and doesn't kill?
Uh-oh, it's getting close.
What's an Izzo?
What's an Izzo?
Dude.
Is this a turnaround?
Dude.
It's a it's a thing on the camera, but that it's it's on a tree
Oh, okay thermos it's how much light is going to be let it's been
Oh, what's your thesis? Yeah
It's not
It jumps
Yeah, dude you guys
Wait
That's full back they put my game on oh my god, so
I need luck that way.
We going?
I'm out.
I'm fighting on the other side.
Yeah, we're trying to take these things in trouble.
Is that going to be terrible?
Yeah.
This is the game.
Right here.
Okay, so what's the NISO?
It's on the camera itself, you have to change it.
We cannot lose.
Is there any observation about the game this half?
Or any ring power we're thinking about?
We need to win this round though.
Yes, we actually have to go through the game.
I
Guess mostly T here we go. Yeah, let me just eat every fucking egg Jesus Christ
Oh, you're just a lot everywhere that I walk you guys run behind me. I'm fucked here. It's right. Me. I'm
me out of Eagle
Well, you're just making steps where I'm lurking is wrong. I can't do this anymore
Fucking fat cookie monster, bro. Hey, I might first like this a bit
Hold on
Oh, I like that, I like that
What?
One stairs, one stairs, one stairs, one stairs
Palace, Palace, Palace
Watch over
Nate, Nate, I'm dead
Getting on site
I'm gonna speed up this place, stay here
Jungle
We can nade jungle
City City City City City
I can't see shit
What's that CT?
Both left
Both one HP
Take your time cookie, he's one HP
You lied! He was one HP!
Yeah I hit him for 62, come on
Come on
Yeah, we are a few four we need to execute a strategy here. Yeah, I can buy one. Yeah
You guys just walk. Don't make a noise to and then drop me. I can smoke. I can smoke
Oh, yes, we go. We go. We go midday. Go go mid. Go mid
All look palace and when you do that I'll pop out of palace and try going to the back
I
Got
Hold
Was in con
I couldn't palace guys
F**k you killing you. Oh
Smoked off no wonder
I'm working off of a I thought was the wrong one, but it works
There's still too on be yeah, but I come in palace they lost
33 have a smoke for window. No, I have a mother
I'm walking at B. Slowly.
I can't see anything B.
Come here. Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
I'm upset. Bomb, bomb, bomb.
Really to
Like it they can cut control I get I'm only cat
Okay, clear
Okay, clear hold up
Everyone everyone come on
You guys what about
Chill chill chill chill yeah, I plan to open it. I mean, it's what we came here for really
Bang!
Good game.
Good!
That was actually a tough game.
I mean, we all did really good.
What is this? It's walls.
Dude, dude, dude.
If anybody's shooting, it's definitely not us.
Like, come on, brother.
Dirty D.
okay pumpkin eater okay cookie don't say anything but I'm holding you back right
now do not talk to a girl I got a lot of fun game that was good you guys have
I'd rather get shot than have R6 downloaded, I think.
Yeah, I'd rather have my brain blown out than have R6 downloaded on my computer, for sure.
Wait, are we playing another game?
I'm so excited guys I have a great idea there's this new game called jack box I'm
down yeah we should play jack box and just be super PG to prove I don't know
Oh, the ESO, I actually don't know how to do it.
Chad, just tell me what button to use.
It's a lot.
ESO.
Chad, is it around the disk?
Wait, yo, I could get Rob and we could play code names 33.
Are you guys down?
Sure.
Sure.
Can we dodge this game?
I'm down.
Okay, whatever.
No, no, no.
Oh yeah, let's stay.
Chad, Chad, Chad, it's been a disk around a lot.
I don't wanna play, Chad.
I'm studying it.
I already talked to her.
Oh, Ezo A!
He'd be around.
Uh oh!
Yeah, Ezo!
Too high or too low?
Bro, this is insane.
Am I the only one?
Let's roll.
The better?
I think I need a dopamine zero pin.
Zero.
Literally zero.
I think I need it don't need zero pain
Zero literally zero point one thing
Wait what the hell yeah, but I do
Only have 10 well
12,000 to better 60,000
I
Yeah, it's not my self. No, I say Valorant agent
He thought he thought I'm dead in cave now in cave
This linking as well there's two in cave
Okay, no one wants to trade me everyone wants to sit around and have oh nice
Oh
Here we go here we go. Nice shot. No he shot me. No. Oh my god
So what what did what is all you can do anyway?
Swap is out
I think it's the Light Aperture.
Counter-terrorists win.
I can tell you're an- I can tell you played Pro Overwatch, bro.
His audio is like non-existent in your brain.
You die in a game?
AH!
You just screamed by how you died, I can't fucking hear it, like holy shit.
Wow, we got we got lost in the water
They don't fucking do that man. I'm I'm I'm I'm not the point this fucking bitch is blocking the door like a bitch ass
My bad, bro. I was looking up some lineups. You should
You can smoke yeah
What you talking? Oh
I
Did I just like do you guys see how you just aimed at me there?
Yeah
Can you put on a 15 minute delay
I
Typed slash cry and so he's responding to me live on the camera
Typed to him
The Doom guy has a cheater allegations in his profile. Yeah, he also is there and we'll all just ready
I like that
Oh
These guys are cheating
Rats cheater cheater cheater cheater
a real professional you can't outsheep right if I come on come on ready to start spinning
all right you know I can you buy me red first thing thank you sir oh you know what show
Oh, we forgot to talk to you.
Hey, hey, hey.
Did you guys have this show in France?
Vegas, no.
Give me the fucking AK now.
I survived with an AK.
What are you talking about?
No.
No.
I survived with an AK.
It's like, what are you?
Tell me, bro.
Tell you my skin.
I'm not going to tell you my skin.
I'm not going to tell you my skin.
She made money.
What?
Nice.
What?
What do you think she did?
That was communicated.
Okay, they're cheating!
They're just cheating, they're cheating!
They need to act like they're cheating though.
Yeah, I mean, I tried to door this guy a while ago.
There's fish beaming.
Dude, I'm not balding!
What the fuck are you talking about?
rinton tenon them
rinton tenon them
nike my show America
real Spanish care
mensa maca ame
we come from
Kingston Jamaica
okay he's full she's full raging
Like
Double-needed to you
Yeah, like
Watching you swim on fish I lens is like watching a no-lens film movie on IMAX
I told you guys we shouldn't play this one. I told you this what happens.
Tell him you'll give him the op if he kicks the young doom. I just don't.
That's so genius. No, that's not at all what he's said to
Yeah, that'd be it.
Oh, oh, what?
Yeah, he's too good.
He's so blatant, it's not even funny.
I saw, I saw a little frame of him.
Perfect flash.
That's fucking Thanos. Yeah, shoot me through the wall as well
Wait, really? Wait to the word
What Vegas run?
the
common wall bang it with a fucking it with it
with the pistol and then he's showing me with the pistol
yeah okay
I see every round a letter where I like it
oh right dude alright
Rapping up, man.
This is a game's lobby.
This is just stupid.
Give me a link.
I mean, do we have to play?
No, no, we can just get out.
Can we both just render for five stack?
I don't think we can send it.
Not yet.
I
So
This guy's so wet it's just sad really
later okay
wow big vehicle him I hope for
they're hiding some spot you would never guess it so he's on
Oh
Oh
We won the round guys. I had one tough four people
At a prefire one tough the cheater than I buy the cheer defaults on beak we rush out a
good yeah
She's gonna make this round
Oh
Yo, I'll me I didn't know you were a special agent
Oh seven
Oh, this is so fun like wow that was fun guys guys. I'm gonna bend in so we can leave all right
Good job
Geez guys you did you bend them? Yeah. Yeah, you can surrender
I'm not gonna waste your guys time. It's don't slur. Don't be the bigger person
I mean they should all five be permanently banned. They're five stacking with a cheater knowingly. He's dropping. He's running through smokes.
Yeah, he means a California. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, I, yeah, cheating is legal there. Crimes legal. Well, all right, let's play code days.
Well, that's your opinion on tomboy's was that usually if it's not for the first time
That was really fun though, I'm not gonna play that again.
Let me check the replay, he was ragehacking.
Yeah, you're getting rage baited. That guy was legit spin-botting, like literally.
Um, so do we have six or what?
Yeah, yeah, we do.
can someone else add Rob to the call bro yeah what is that is that when you
like what I try to add Rob to the call it literally just sends me it doesn't do
I don't get it I'm done I'm making a code names game
I don't like URL.
Okay.
Okay, I told Rob ten minutes ago, play with us after our CS game, he said sure.
So did he like, did he like, saw we were zero zero, want to go do something?
Maybe.
What are you guys talking about?
I was looking at a cheater I saw last time.
Where's Mark?
It's not, it's not, it's in my video somewhere.
How many people can put code names?
All right picture this we get like 10 friends you wrap teams
Before and then you do a gauntlet a team 5v5 gauntlet
It's not bad
R6 valorant like every game
So like some people are gonna be good at some games and bad at others you gotta just figure it out
I
Of what now
Like what if we did like an in-house team v team like 4v4 or 5v5 and we played like every game
But you drafted the asset team before
That years ago
It'd be fun
We could just do like eight people 4v4 and you know, I mean that like that works
Because I do them all
It's like a bro v bro, but it's more like squad v squad. Yes
But it's also it's also over multiple days with like fucking 50 games
So people don't have time to like practice all the games and do all the tricks on all the games. You know exactly
What like we do every game we fucking code names even like who gives a fuck like everything
We call it because the great the great W. L. V. Pogger showdown
the final dance are we not getting to this lobby or what I don't know where you guys at
I mean I live in a lobby missing a player
Rob said he's finishing his overwatch game
At this point, just type and pipe me from the back, please.
Just step down instead, it's faster.
Okay.
Is there a new lobby?
No, you don't join a team, buddy.
Oh.
You're still going to randomize it?
You have to find all the games that are competitive, that are like watchable and fun to play.
I
Do I I have a cinema idea like family feud
Team B team
In the warehouse my bad
So basically just juice very much
If you really wanted to go to dank you could do if you could if there was a game you wanted to do that was like
But you know you can do 4v4 geogas her and she liked that too. It's kind of dank
Yeah, so the two danglaby perhaps
It's it's not like it doesn't change the game though. It's just whoever gets his closer
What animals would be dank
True. Oh my god. You're right like soccer and hockey and football like TV team the game modes and the the one where you don't get
Yeah, that one was fun.
We could go up with friends and combine strokes.
Yeah.
Strikers club.
Strikers club's good.
I'm looking at my library.
Somebody lead me?
How do you do team divide A-Lite?
You're right.
Well, they would also have to submit games and we'd have to get half the games and half
the games.
You know what I mean?
You really think so?
I feel like we could just agree on...
Nope.
Never.
Never.
I did Ruby Bro and it was a puzzle but then they agreed on it on the new game pretty
much.
80% of all my Ruby Bros, it was me surrendering to other people's game modes and shit.
key
You could maybe do rust like a custom map one base one base rate rate
Um
I think it's better if we get like like a picture to just figure this shit out for us
And he just we just show up on game day and like the morning of he's like these the games are playing
Yeah, but other people are not sure of this, bro.
Like, you have to entice them by making them win for free, almost, like, for the show-up.
Nobody does it for any of that. It's play games.
You know what I'm saying? I thought people here just didn't even thought it was just play games.
My eyes are like fucking crazy.
Is he going to join or what?
Isn't that enjoyed it?
Minecraft dropper.
You could actually get dank with this too.
We could do like, I don't even know, there's still what you could do.
You could do like an escape room game and like each team plays it and see who wins faster.
you can do dang shit. XQCL. I'm just waiting, Jack. I was going to do a
drill or a drill or a map. It was really fun.
We could play party animals, Loki. I really like that game. Dean would play that.
Which one?
Party animals, like the sports games.
But, a party animal is actually really fun.
I've never really had people like Min-Max or Del.
No, I mean, not like Min-Max, Min-Max,
we're just like, you know.
Well, I mean, it's sort of optimized, I know.
The game is fun.
When you're like 4v4-ing on all the sport game modes,
it's really fun.
Add server.
How do you go to, uh, drop her a chat?
I'm pretty sure it's in housing and then you find a custom custom game
Okay
Yeah, it should be the left one all the way to the left
NPC and then
You have to find one that has a dropper on it
But it's not housing there's a game now
The arcade.
No more sound.
Let me go play like Halo Infinite.
Let me go play like Halo Infinite.
No more sound.
We can play like Halo Infinite.
Hey, Infinite is fucking dead as shit.
It doesn't matter if the game is zero players, if it's in houses.
First to be like Origins or something, that's not bad.
Nah, it's like Mickey.
Okay.
I
Learned it caper all right, it's like moxie got gun puts on my shit for a long time ago. I had to remove it
Oh, there he is. Oh, it's my mic fucked
No, that's good
We play code names like I need to know the clouds. Yeah, okay
Oh, you know what's a better game nobody plays it's full of frags and pull that out one day
It's a good seller am I joining the left you
I'm just doing whichever one
Well, I wish Battlebit was still around.
Fuck me.
Battlebit?
Yeah, it's such a fun game.
I see Minecraft party games isn't bad. We could play that.
Okay, can we click on names?
Wait.
Yep, coming right out.
Oh my god.
Thank you for hitting the corner.
Bro had played every version, patch, variant of Minecraft other than 1.16.1.
Just admit you lost, the ADHD has won.
Stream AIS coming, XQC rage abandoned another cheater-plagued CS batch, and the squad is now setting up code names.
Dude, is that your hard map, Ray?
What did I miss?
Yo, any code names?
No!
There?
actually been waiting for you for 10 minutes for you to pick a fucking clue.
I'm going to get that.
Oh God. Yeah. I'm just sitting on the board. I was watching you play Minecraft
and I saw the words. So I'm like, uh, to be honest, so I can say, okay,
I think the first answer is that close the chat box and close the stream.
Close the chat box and close the stream. Go.
Go bitch-ass.
How about we do two spy mats?
Nothing. Alright.
I'll just do two spy masters next time where no one is live. What the-
Reset again, because now I start first.
If you reset again, if you reset again, I start first again.
No, no, let me reset again.
No, no, we have two more times. Go.
I
Got it now go back see that shit. Yeah, I just said um, okay easy
Hold it
Wait, have you played two players before? How does it work?
With two players? On the upper?
We just work together.
Oh, I thought like one person would select one, but one doesn't.
No, no, no.
You can click on the word and it'll have you play for them.
Yeah, you click on the word, don't lock anything in until we...
The game is meant to be played like with this many players.
way more to be fair yeah like 3v3 or 4v4 is like a minute yeah 4v4 for sure one 2v2 is like uh
kind of quiet okay
yeah rob I messaged you I said after the cs game let's play and round one this guy's brave talking so
though.
I know, you messaged me like a minute later, I'm like holy fuck, that was the fastest CS
game ever.
Axe, you remember Cookie, you definitely do.
Axe, do you remember?
Do you remember?
Cookie, can I tell him?
Yeah, you're good.
Axe, do you remember the stream elements party where you got texted saying like, oh, this
guy wants to come in and he said he knows you and Omi?
Yeah, I remember that.
That was Cookie.
That's him right here.
I got that light on your name sickening. No
Did he get in he got it
Dude
I'll just do it. I'll just do this
Oh cookie, how do you do it?
I'm stuck outside in the cold.
I've no cookie for like seven years at all randomly.
Yeah, I actually know all about that.
I was there too.
You actually, you know all about that?
No.
Um.
What?
Why is this so fucking hard?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I
Guess how old are you bro? I just turned 25 every birthday
Thank oh, thank you, bro. How are you?
27
Same right yeah
Wow
Okay
For a time flies, man. I just your turn in curry a hundred percent for the time is a bit too big
Omega juicer welcome to the journey chat bugoo
Yes, of curry court basketball court. Yeah, it has to eliminate some possible. So it's just to those check and yeah
Let's first send it to magician Johnson or whatever
Um, like a full court press possible. Yeah. Yeah
Let's see wheelchair. It's wheelchair
You're welcome
Pumpkin mercury mustard
Well, I'm I'm I'm bra. I'm being a good. I'm being a good guy here. All right against my will
wheel chair is one of your words and if I promise you that's what he did. I mean Kevin
Love is a player. I don't know how much ball knowledge he's got. He's been playing NBA.
It's possible. Wheelchair basketball, full court press. Is that where we're going? What
do you think? Right? Don't do price. He doesn't know what that is. There's no, he knows what
of presses. He's just playing NBA. Like, surely he knows what a full court press is.
Hey, I thought press conference. Yeah, I mean, the wheelchair one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
Press first. Let's go with that. Press first.
That sounds like you just got here. What do you actually think? I feel like you didn't listen to
I don't know about the wheelchair. I mean, yeah, that sounds good. Wheelchair sounds good. Yeah, like that was like
no faith
soy shaker
Hey, maybe
Story like you know, there's a lot of stories with basketball. Okay, you're fucking brain dead
Makes sense
Okay, it could be people to basketball. Maybe we just hold off though. I don't want to throw let's just do three and keep that in mind
in my opinion
That was so soy
I mean, it's hard. I'm playing solo. You guys have two people.
Yeah, you fucking asshole dickhead moron.
What's that? Oh, it's hitting the bog over here.
Magician is hard.
Oh, it's like what Reynolds did.
It's not.
My thought was Magician Johnson.
That sounds good. We'll share.
And the magician from the...
Denver. No, not in Denver.
Fuck him.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Yeah.
Utah.
No.
Oh, you made me ink.
I was just locking octopus in the ink first and move on.
Yes, the wizards are what though?
All right, you can go Orlando.
Wizards.
Let the guest out PVC.
I don't like anything else here.
Come on.
And I only like one thing right there.
You see that?
I literally was thinking the same thing.
Orlando, why do you think it?
I'll tell you why I think it.
I don't know because fish have mercury.
OK.
I knew it at all. That's why I put it there, Rue.
I said that. I said that.
Oh, that's very cool.
I literally said the magic whatever.
It's really bad for humans.
I knew there was a wizard of the magic.
You get brain damage.
Like if you're pregnant and you ate like a meat developing,
your baby could have severe defects.
You want to just click the button because we didn't push it down?
Every fish has like a super like miniscule amount of mercury.
right but if you're an animal that eats a lot of fish you keep the mercury you
can't digest it games they get they get shot maybe it's a poisonous squid no
are you stupid and you just say it's a poisonous everything I don't even think
about squid games I was thinking about squid games the whole time did you just
watch it no turn it like in bro let's click one we're not pushy like
other team bro okay okay okay you can go oh Jesus
nice job guys that's real yeah yeah full core price bro that's what like what
oh me why are you bluffing like that's not an obvious basketball term laser code
that's laser laser and we didn't see no code laser like I don't fucking know like
maybe tuxedo it definitely code and laser to be strike as well tell you how
and slightly your fox
Yeah
We don't have to get shit we're up by three like we pick a wrong word the game
Okay, what do you think I think right what do you think it is?
Um, I'm thinking either story or
Wheelchair
In go
Where do we come from you don't need to go on we didn't pick what we now we know actually so basketball is met something
That's not
Or okay, that's grow where we'll go a basketball can be done too
But
Why wouldn't he just do like Halloween?
Uh, a village.
Just maybe a werewolf's not Halloween.
I would associate werewolf with Halloween.
And a Halloween, I could dress up as a magician on Halloween, I could be Julius Caesar on Halloween.
I could dress up like a mouse on Halloween.
A horse story?
Oh, man!
A war!
What a horse story.
A war!
What a war story.
What about horror story?
No.
What?
Alright, I like death.
I like...
What?
Crap.
You wanna go with death first?
Horror words to make love to people.
Yeah, death first.
Then I guess you have crows, then werewolf, then pumpkin.
Oh, no!
I love it, you are, oh.
You guys are blue.
You guys are blue.
You guys are blue.
Yeah, but a crow is more associated to a horror
than it is to Halloween.
100%.
What's your favorite horror movie with a crow in it?
Oh, there's plenty.
There's that one with all the birds and crows.
The crow, the poem is a horror.
What about that one where there's like a thousand crows
on the telephone poles?
Yep.
That's not real.
What if I like to play Dr. Mask?
That looks like a crow.
That's also true.
Yep.
Russell Crowe stars in a bunch of Halloween movies.
No.
It's all good.
He won't be able to end it here.
Oh, man.
No, because we're going to end the next round.
OK.
Yeah, good.
We're good.
That was the quarter fucks five and we're trying to for heist as well. It's okay. No, no bad
Yeah, I might have just fucking
What's your name on what is a quarter minute iron? No, you're right a
Quarter it could be a different kind of quarter like a quarter and like a sport a quarter in like a
I don't know, is there a sport with a racket that has quarters?
Is there...
What's a quarter-meat out of it?
Uh, Nick Alert?
No, thank you.
Kids!
Kids!
I don't know.
Iron?
It might be iron.
It's gotta be iron, no?
Are you a genius?
It's not iron.
It's gotta be Tuxedo, right?
A quarter tux?
A quarter tux?
Aren't quarters made of like, iron and zinc?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm just saying, yeah, it does not help me at all.
Red, what does it made of?
I mean, I have no idea that's why I asked.
It could be made of like...
It's gotta be it, bro. It's gotta be it.
Don't pay my phone, bro.
Can I look it up or no on me? Is that cheating?
You asked me to.
You know that look at anything I'm like.
Yeah, you're gonna talk or give any information.
Great. It's an it's an amazing.
You would get magicians to a military quarters for tux
and you told you to a quote in a well.
Did you?
Wait.
So what is it made out of?
It's an idea. It's a quarter
Hey, hey, hey
Sure, how much of that?
Keep it cool
Come on now games off jobs not finished
Blacksman if here we go here we go. This is everything iron
strike
strike
All right, and then whore
Is that what he's doing?
I mean if that's what he's doing wouldn't he
And where wolf must be right then if he's like assuming that I can be these but where will I'm good?
He's like adding those on top
Right, I'm at the last word
That's four. I will iron definitely so let's go iron iron is 100%
What the fuck is our word
We're about horse, horror pumpkin? I don't know about horror pumpkin, to be honest.
Okay, then we have these these two. XQC out. Strike, I feel like it has to be, right? You strike iron?
Yeah, well not like it has to be, or like we're couged.
Nice, nice. Okay. Werbil seems pretty scary. Yeah.
Come on, buddy, but I don't know what the other one may be horror story. Yeah, maybe
If I do wish they're gonna get it
Wishing well
Talking about story maybe he wanted us to get there never mind
I was gonna say it's like we had it on pumpkin and werewolf, right?
So like maybe he adds those it's one of the other how I see that I don't see that
How's that? How's that game?
I mean, it's not really the end of the world.
Okay, all right, bye.
Oh, man.
Hey.
Gotta be pumped.
Yeah, it does not finish. We gotta be pumped.
I'm not even thinking that that's your award.
I'm the one who came up with the fucking quarter
for Wishing Well.
I was standing right there.
Wishing Well.
Wishing Well.
And you think you came up with Wishing?
I mean, there's just no way to just submit it. I get up with wishing well
Yeah, we're after
Like are you stupid?
Yeah, zero on quarter, but it was probably one of them was well like for sure. So this clue has to include quarter
If I make a quarter for a battle, what is it?
Well, yeah, it's a lot of money.
Now I want to tell you right now.
What the fuck about you?
You want to hear it?
No, you throw a quarter into a well
because you you wish for the love of your life.
I love you back.
There you go. Love.
Yeah, but sometimes love hurts.
So what if it's not love?
What the fuck?
Red, your logic is just so.
Um.
What?
OK.
Quarter mustard, quarter Caesar, quarter mouse, quarter love.
These are the search back letters.
They don't they don't think about others.
We're talking. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
These guys don't think about other fucking rounds when they got zero.
Well, magicians do magic tricks, right?
It could be.
You could wish for a rabbit.
I mean, it has to be just in.
Again, again.
Quarter not coin, because of fuck you.
Because coin could have been other sand coin.
Sand coin.
Like, holy shit.
Does the majority of the population wish for love no, but I mean like you know what a fan corn is
Yo, I
This chance only for girls
I'm calling the clock
I say this
Guys guys guys why do you think about a quarter? There's nothing on the map that's a quarter
Except well a wishing well and then I did you wish it if you think I thought wishing well then you would have thought oh
magician
I think I got it right because quarter
It's a quarter for well and your mother word
They even wanted quarter was what oh my god. This is what I am right now. I thought for a quarter into the well
Yes
Okay, but can I explain to you what I thought it was tuxedo because heist like a picture like when you do heist and GTA in
RP
Don't you like tuxedos and shit? Is that your old character? So I thought that was quarter and then quarter tux was a second
That was fine. That was fine. I don't mind. Don't make us because these were close by it, right? I just thought
Movie what is a heist because of laser and code?
Maybe you're even when I thought about the movie
Now you see me with the magician
Good one
That's okay. He was close in. Next.
That was fun.
Yeah, we would have won next round.
We can scramble fully.
Was it bumpkin?
I might have leaked the code.
I leaked the code and then made it in the sand. I just had to give you guys sand.
We love you, Edgar. I piece of leaks.
We love you. We love you.
What happened?
Hey, bomb is in the arm. Please, quickly.
I don't like it, I'm making you think.
Also, it was Magician Johnson and Orlando Magic for best of all.
That's a club, bro.
It wasn't Kevin Love?
Nope.
You guys should have went back to the old Magician Johnson.
Like.
Magician Johnson.
Orlando Magic.
Orlando Magic.
Orlando Magic.
Who's Magician Johnson?
Yeah, you're right.
I think I did find that game.
I'm not falling for that one a cent coin if you call it a sand dollar but what I'm probably
got a sand coin I'll play yeah I'll play I'll play Operator
No GPT, right?
No, obviously not.
No Cloudy.
Pa, pa, pa.
Yo, Cookie, give me the words, bro. Just in case I have to make sure it looks the same on my screen.
Oh, I have a problem with the guys, by the way.
Let's crack it.
What is this, bro?
The problem is, you guys were not computing their clues that they missed and the clues
that they were giving and the old clues you guys were giving.
If you ever think about this game, okay, this game is so easy.
You have to compute everything.
I was computing our old words, but we were up six to two, and I just like, I know it's
the same of them like I did like all right cookie about to put asterisks in
his clues
but this game is like a missile you're right what's that from where it's not you
can by subtracting where it is from where it isn't you can understand where
it is but if you if you know where it is then you know it is exactly I have some
I'm getting from in the middle of the alley, I'm just getting out of the middle of the alley.
Okay, you there?
Yep. Yep. Yep.
Haunted can be a spell on it can be a piano.
Uh, ghost. Yep.
Yeah.
Uh, let's go with ghost first.
I think it's on that.
Okay. Haunted spell for sure. Right.
Pops.
Could be a could be a spell.
What are the options?
We always do is it.
Honey, true.
Yeah, I suppose by the most spell haunted house
haunted house right haunted house is anything in here that's like a haunted house or a haunted
Oh, a haunted piano?
It's what I thought. It's what I thought too. That was my first guess.
This is for piano, and it's full-size.
Is that it?
Good. So then we've got to think it.
If I thought piano,
and you thought piano,
it's a challenge for piano.
Alright.
Nice. Very good.
Alright.
Mini-X.
Boss-N.
I don't know if I've ever had mini eggs.
Mini eggs.
Are they like chocolate inside?
Yeah.
I like that chocolate.
Yum-za.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Yeah, Robert wake up. Okay, I'm locked in.
Mustard is a sauce. Yeah, no, mustard is a sauce. Honey, I would
consider a sauce because it's like McDonald's like honey mustard, which comes back to mustard.
I think we instillock in mustard. Easy. So three. I don't know. Coconut sauce. Steel.
I mean, it goes on a plate, but we should pick honey first.
Honey is more important, I think you click it so I can yell at you.
Okay, we're good.
I'll play it.
Here we go.
Genius.
Only for genius.
He's the club.
Peret, you thinking Ferret as well or what?
Yep.
You thought it? I thought it too. Sorry, I clicked it and it locked it in.
And guessing?
Yeah.
Yo, no shit, do that, son.
We'll get all of our antelope, and we don't click any of them to make the enemy thinker
and still trip themselves on the war zone.
At the end, we click all of that ones.
I
Frosting on a cake there we go. That goes without saying
Okay, the cake
Mint frosting is that a thing mint? No, I can't hear so so obviously
He would have said wedding if it was groomed his cake wedding cake wedding groom. Yeah, it's not
So groom is definitely not one of the words
I can't like I can't think of anything else. Blizzard, Blizzard! Blizzard? Like are you...
Like, ooh.
Oh, because you're frosting up in a blizzard?
You know what I'm saying?
You feel me?
Dude, that's like, that's 5D chess.
That's really interesting.
It's the closest thing we got, bro.
I go there.
We can do it.
You want to click it?
I'll click it, I'll click it.
You click it, you click it.
Only for genius.
You see that?
Good shit, good shit.
Come on, good game, rip it.
What?
I love it, Ching, my butthole.
Mmm.
Okay, Roman?
Clark?
Yeah.
Street gay?
Maybe gay, yeah.
Well, this is about Roman.
Okay, Roman?
Okay, Clark?
Yep.
A field trip, like a field day, maybe.
A digital trip, but a trip down the street.
That wouldn't make sense, I don't think.
Street?
Yeah, I don't think. I think it might. I'm leaving one day here.
Okay.
It's going to be a black water.
The cut a day trip come on a day come on. Yeah, it's a day trip guys
You never heard of a day trip come on click day
Hold on
What in trip over steel?
Rifle still
or
that
could be there
stop chewing so loud
oh, trippin
no, i'd better
cause the trip's stable
we're stable
yeah, it's fine
I mean going to trip during the day I mean what room room room honey moment oh
that's a good one but I'm maybe two fuck you 5B okay no you know what he could
It easily gets a two on my friend, right?
Yeah.
And words is now yo, we guess it.
Because there will be some commonalities, right?
Within the old guess and the new one.
We can easily fit in the blank, so we can get one of the words.
It's completely new, right?
But it's like a little bit with the old one.
And we guess we win.
You think about it?
That's probably the best thing to do here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah
I have a good ticket home, bro. I don't think I was talking about you're not getting a three not getting a three
Vegas
Quit this three together. I promise you will find it. I got the cheat sheet right here
I'm gonna make this clutch. Honestly. I'll be looking
You are not getting this
No, honestly, I am getting this. No, I already know what it is
Okay, you know if you know I and right if you don't get it then you we deport you
What?
To your country.
I was born in America.
I was born in America.
Even though I'm Arab, okay?
Land of the free over here.
Arab.
Ah, a BB.
Yes.
Yo, Cookie.
Yo.
It's fine master. Just talk that's a disqualification nice try
Yeah, two casing to like rifle rifle casing is the easy one steel casing
I just do rifle like right off the bat like that's not a file. I'm not know the violent
61 months. Mr. Cup. Can I get a welcome? So, you know, it's for fact that we can't
know. So, I don't know what else. Like you file something down. I don't know. And there's
a casing. Is it steel? It must be steel. I was gonna say like casing a file, but I'm
I'm not thinking of it wrong. It's like, no, that's wrong.
It's that you file a case, right? Like lawyers and shit.
It's got to be steel casings because steel casing is a thing.
That's casing.
Three? No.
I found a real drill.
It must be steel.
Does a drill have a casing?
I don't, I don't think so.
Okay, I'm down for steel.
Okay.
Now don't end the turn.
We can shoot in the dark and try to win if you want to do it.
I'm down to do it because I'm a gangster.
Okay, so theoretically, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
One and eleven chance because you know.
Yeah, but we can take out, we can take out like three things here.
Now, what are the odds though?
What are the odds that we don't get a two?
Probably greater than your nine percent.
No, no, no, don't let them trick you.
Okay.
Don't let them trick you.
Then how about you play with it and do you get some frosting?
It was like that.
No, I don't need to do that.
I need you to stop talking during my turn, Robert, stay focused with me.
Yeah, because he's getting too hard at it.
We got all of sauce.
We got all of frosting.
We got all of casing.
So we've gotten every word up to this point.
So it would be a complete stab in the dark.
And how would Vegas react if we got it wrong?
I think that's really what we need to think about.
Don't think about the spy master, it's just you and I here, okay? It's only you and I.
It's not groom 100%. It's not groomed. We established that a long time ago.
We know it's not groomed, so it's actually a 10% chance.
You and I... guys, we didn't hear any words, so how are we going to guess it?
If it were a smile, he would have put three, right? Because it's like...
Yeah, yeah, he would have put three.
So it's not a smile for sure.
It's one in nine chance.
And you know what he would do if I were Vegas he would put Ronaldo one for stable Ronaldo
That's what I'm thinking. I'm not kidding. He probably wanted to save it for last so you could do that some bullshit
It was drill
Metal metal metal they got haunted three
They got shrimp
Wait, they didn't get trip three so we can eliminate but then we're telling them what the word. Yeah, I know what the word is
I'm not gonna say what it is, but okay
getting it wrong like what are you thinking bro should we just skip or
should we click on table or deck or I don't know if you would do drill though
no it's not drill it's not drill it's either day or stable in my opinion I say
we just don't I say we just don't you don't want to do this I'll put in your
actually I'm clicking stable it's okay listen we lost okay that's okay that's
okay we lost nothing the thrill though the thrill was worth it
no it's awesome the gamer
because I go with my answer right
we lose we did nothing wrong and we have a great squad going here I mean you
You guys got everything I threw at you.
Yeah, I think we have something here.
Seriously.
I mean, it's an RNG game.
There's just all the risks to it.
Some games are just not winnable.
Wacka.
They lost.
He chatted you. He chatted you, bro. It's like he knows what that word is
What look you would never treat?
We should have taken out stable because stable could have been like a throw off here
It's groom a hundred percent right
Right
What do you know?
What?
In what context?
So, what they say in the old times, right?
Like I said, in the times of, uh, uh,
uh, Dima Throne's or whatever, right?
Like, to consummate the marriage is when they fuck after it.
They only do that with a groomer.
And you can only consummate it.
Mint!
What else, and this can you consummate it?
What else can you eat?
Mint.
Mint and Groom.
When?
You guys won.
Wow.
Is that...
I don't...
I think you're wrong.
What do you think the word means?
It's like a plan of what he's doing for sure.
Consummate has...
It's a double meaning.
You can consume something,
and you can consume mint,
marriage right otherwise I'm feeling sounds so smart right now like you guys
should do it otherwise what okay I thought the meaning of that word was
like like I think it's like like complete it's like it's right complete or
oh I forgot there's like two meanings of this word I don't know yeah you don't
You don't know what you're talking about.
No, no.
It's groom and mint.
XQC is 100% right.
He's never been wrong.
Whatever.
Click the two words.
If it's not consummate, I mean, we fucking suck dog shit.
Mint, groom, easy.
Click the words.
You have it.
The game is over.
Watch this, watch this.
Yep, one.
And then?
Whatever would consummate.
I told you, watch this.
You should get something that's slightly related to the old word.
So the old word was probably trippin' as in groom, honeymoon.
And more of the new word, if I think it's easy, consume mint, just so we'll brain get it.
So what you're saying is she uses word in two different meanings so that we would get both words.
Yeah, yeah, but it's more correlated to the new word, mint, less towards groom,
because that would take more, it takes a bit more knowledge of the world and all that.
I'm telling you, it's got to be mint.
Otherwise, what would be the new word then that he's mostly saying would consummate it?
It has to be mint.
Consummate a chowl, consummate eye.
If you're gonna eat something, you're gonna eat mint in an eye, clearly.
Yeah, that's, yeah, I can see that.
Consummate, consummate straight.
A consummate deck.
Drill.
Click, mint.
The game, oh, the game ended five minutes ago.
Consummate the day?
I think it's meant that I lucky me to
Those are those are the only because he was trying to get to fake agreement grooming it was cracked it
Yeah
If it's not it's my fault
I was talking about drilling that pussy like you know
I mean, you consummate that shit. You drill that shit.
Oh, wait. That was actually just bad.
We would have gotten trolled, though.
Yo, by the way, like, I know you wanted me to risk it, Omi,
but, like, in my head, the odds of that was impossible.
How do you get troll rifle steel?
I jiggled that.
Okay, can I have an interview?
PvP. PvP. PvP.
In that case...
But there's real... There's other words that...
Yo, but what was left? What was remaining?
Groom and drill you to penetrate.
That would have been absolutely way better low-key. Yeah
Fuck I was thinking should I just done if I just did a one word clue and did bit would you put room?
Yes, I would have a room anyway. I
But but but I'm not gonna do hide the hair all the chance really we wouldn't mess up with the other one
But that was our closest game. We ever had like but no one missed a word. We like perfect perfect scored in the last round
I
Mean you want spy master since you know we all got three's locate
But yeah, I'll do it again
Yeah, like yeah, I think that choosing play on the words with consume is more likely than going drill for
Sexting it. I mean that's that's right. That's you see said consume mint
Yeah, the thing is, like when we play with tea, there's like, like, that's where you can't
do that.
Yeah, you can't do that.
Yeah, exactly.
I wasn't going to say that because it's like their word.
Like, what do you have?
What do you have?
What do you have?
You can't do dual meaning like shit like that where it's like, you can't do consummate
and you try to make it consume mint.
Like, consume mint.
That's not that.
Oh yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
Or corners, for all the cornered words, like.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, so when we do that, that's yeah, that's a rule.
Honestly, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was easy.
I don't, I don't, I don't think any of us did bad there.
It's all good.
Also, I went to wash my hands again.
I wash my hands, right?
I wash my hands.
And I think that I have like a shard.
Like, bang, it's like, there's maybe this glass and I fucking water
or something like that.
Cause I cut myself with nothing, but it didn't cut.
Oh my gosh.
two pieces. This is my last resort.
What's that? Okay. See you at a spot.
You owe me low key though. You're actually a hell of a good at this game.
Thank you bro. That means if you if you guys would have double agreed to mint frosting
over blizzard, I was going to lose my shit by the way.
Mint frosting on paper is more than blizzard.
thing makes so much sense for blizzard though like it yeah i don't know about
in france but it's called frosting like things frost who's from france are you
fucking bitch who's from france you buddy buddy what and you're and you're
from fucking indonesia will always support the go-tex cubes now i mean no
indian i guess you indian they get biggest is is as in as it gets
And you're going to have a gun to bash him.
You're telling me.
Right on.
Right on.
I hear you.
No, bro.
Vegas, that changes everything for me, bro.
I can't lie.
I'm white, blonde hair, blue eyes.
Show me proof.
OK, Google my name.
OK.
Oh, Lee, I got the chills along the horror.
Vegas face, rich.
Here we go.
oh wow this changes everything again why now don't go on me because you're not
going to want to play with us anymore no no stop
oh is that funny to you white man is that funny whoa in the white man what do you mean what do
you mean arab man hey hey hey you have the arab pass no it's too far that was too far hey what the
fuck you don't have the autopass cookie told me you were one of the good ones yeah
it is look like my friend which one is this guy named KZ yeah you look just
like him I can't get a good model now KZ TV hmm they mean creates mod you know
what crazy what is no of course my course not your fucking zoomer okay what's
What's that?
What's that?
It's a CS, CS, uh, it's a CS movement, uh, to, uh, set like records and shit on jumps.
Oh, shit.
It's a crazy game.
Oh, shit.
It's my turn.
It's called P.L.K.
It's crazy.
I honestly haven't been, I honestly thought it was your turn first because Red's gone
first every time.
Okay, here we go.
Is that so, Rob?
That's so.
I see pulling a team with a guy that has multiple wall-leggers.
Yeah, that's cool.
Oh, excuse me, would tell me this story one time about how he had this one guy in Overwatch who had a job, but he used to buy him burgers to play Sub for them.
He was really good, but he just never played pro, and he was a good friend of mine.
But I didn't know that. He kept saying this story, and then he invites them.
And I invited him to play Battlefield.
And he goes, wait, huh?
And then this guy, he goes, that's the burger guy.
Literally.
And the guy, the burgers, he said nothing in the call.
Like, he said nothing, like,
like, I was like telling the story about the burger
right there and then.
And he was, that's the guy I was talking about.
Like, there's like one chance I'd have admitted,
as if it was like a bazillion.
Yeah.
And he was like, it's crazy.
Really?
What's up, Felix?
Yeah, this burger is crazy.
Now he didn't even go back to like,
It was like 12 years ago.
Like, before I was even known, in any way,
I mean, Rino used to play all of that.
I played hundreds of hours of games with Rino,
like in the block, in my fucking party games and shit.
Yeah, I mean, he's a good player.
He's a good learner.
He's the day I heard of him, Dota.
Did he tell you that he plays Dota?
Yeah, I know.
It's one of the best.
You know, it is what it is.
He played like 6kvpi on the mouse.
Entry you took all this time for entry
This is so easy what this America is a cut you go Vegas walking. Oh, that's my attention
America is a country country get our possible. This is one of the worst
Clues I have ever seen the history of this video game
Guitar bro, fuck it. Yeah, you saw it's the first thing I love guitar eagle dream field. I mean what the fuck
I'll feel that was field entry field
But I don't care though. I still think guitar is the two we're supposed to pick there Tokyo
Like when you think of country you think of guitar play living
a magic magic putter magic staff
Like staff what a putter
What's a putter put up idiot Harry Harry put up? Oh
Oh, I don't know. I didn't watch that. I don't watch that. What the fuck?
Person I don't watch it. I'm perfect. Oh, you're the cast magic. No
Yeah, what was he thinking?
Okay, about the magic force. I'm about I'm an idea. Oh
My god, it's so obvious. It's so obvious. It's so obvious or what about the magic broomstick? Oh my god, excuse me. I know
What about the magic and ice age? Oh it took you long enough. Wait, this actually could be five things.
Okay, okay, okay. We're gonna go by mentality. Broom is probably a magic broom, right?
Wait, I don't know about magic broom. What about magic staff?
No, I'm telling you right now, Redify's not thinking that far ahead.
Okay, okay, okay. And cast her Potter. Okay, I definitely, a magic, okay. What is a magic?
A magic broom is a thing that everybody knows about right? Magic staff? A staff can be magic
Right, but we don't call it magic staff. A magic broom is an actual thing magic broom, right?
The don't the fucking source sources they fly on the magic room. Yeah. Yeah, let's really say Berm though
the berm state
Okay, I think hotter is like should be it
it does but it does but if I watch magic Potter or my butter I don't even think
you could read three pages of a Harry Potter book if you're able with time
of the same if you said it probably finish it I should don't fucking say
at all you do expect that you send my saying it I'll say it and cookie you
finish you can read three pages of a Harry Potter book I honestly don't know
I don't got that.
Potter! Sunday!
Okay, but don't! Don't!
Wait, S.T.A.
If he was thinking Potter when doing magic, right, what do you think?
Cast magic? Or with his plan, he's more of a war game player.
Oh my god, I don't know me. It's Jack Sparrow's magic compass.
He's more, he would have thought probably more.
Cast then staff.
Car's in, like Disney Magic Walk.
No.
This game's already over, bro.
I can't even be mad at that, honestly.
Just put some random shit, Robert.
They're gonna fuck up themselves, bro.
They're gonna end up clicking the black word.
We got you. No, it was sorry. There's a lot of similarities. I got it
I keep it up with you
It's really having chose Potter because I would probably by order of magnitude. I would have went Potter
Okay, no, no, so he didn't think cast
He definitely thought
Broom because Potter has a broom
Right? So even though magic is cast, sure, and it's staff, if you thought about Potter
when doing magic, you probably also thought Broom, because of the Nimbus 2000.
I never would have guessed Potter if I had to rank all of the possibilities in the first
beat Potter.
Yeah, but then Broom for the Nimbus 2000. Think about it. Harry Potter rides on the
than the best of 1000 when you catch him to golden snitch,
which maybe then it gives us more clues
about the next words then.
We'll have to wait for the next round.
All right, Almy, we need to think about what it is
and to know what it is.
So based on our first clue,
can we deduce that it's not Eagle?
Yes.
Then you-
To be able to build up 100 million percent.
Then you're a fucker.
Then you suck balls at the game.
Then you are it's field. It's field. Then you are on the word.
The world country is an open field like the law.
Wait, no, but if it was America and Eagle.
And he would have put something else.
It was not America, but the sucker.
Is that true? Yeah.
I don't know. You have a country Tarzan's main songs as country.
It's almost almost a I can feel it country in here tonight
That makes sense
I've been waiting for this moment
It's you love to put USA if America is one of the words
Yes, yes, yes, no, I don't think so. Why not?
Well, okay. Because USA is a abbreviation United States of America.
Yeah, true. It's an inclination. Oh, it is Eagle, Ben, because he just couldn't say the
better words because they were cheating. So it probably is Eagle.
So it's American Eagle. You would have just done freedom. Freedom. Freedom, too.
I was thinking but I think this might just be it as a symptom of Robb like rushing it or something
like I don't know Robb's clothes are always very very particular. Oh
I think it's country field. I put my life on it
But I don't know what that matters. Okay
Okay, how about this?
Okay, how about this?
How about what? It's spinning down man. I think they will lie. Nothing matters to me. I'm trying to think of something
Okay, how about this I'll never invite cookie back ever again
Cookie he's never coming back ever again
Ever since ever since fucking jackbox you switched up crazy man, I said so ever since the Osama Joe ever it was ever since the Osama
What?
What I mean?
That's what you said in 3 cannibal.
They just said that.
I'm sorry.
I almost started doing that.
Who's laughing?
It's his fake laugh. Just ignore him.
It's his fake laugh.
Look at the screen shot.
That's made me laugh.
Good times.
What makes you laugh is that XQC is looked so surprised it's his own work.
Climb a ladder.
Who ice age climb jack in the beanstalk climb
March climb
Not liking any of these
Let's do ladder first
Okay, this is
This is a really hard game. Okay, just in general. I mean these words are fucking horrible like a low
Okay, I check maybe maybe I'm just okay next word climb if their words ladder
We can almost win the game with this current board Loki like this removes so many words that it's not so we can find out what it is
We just do it who do it me
always say
Um
That photo is crazy, but I
We survived though we made it out the other side
Yeah, you guys remember the fucking alien game right is springed for 15 minutes over all
Why would you even gain it the push the button I just I just I did like a trainwrecks monopoly monologue for 15 minutes
Yeah, I remember that that game is actually possible to win
If we ever do unfiltered jackbox night again, we have to play job job
I think that game would go insane with unfiltered. What was job job?
on job job you you answer a prompt and and
and it gives someone else like jumbled words of two prompts
and you have to answer a question with a jumbled prompts.
So if you put ridiculous words in there,
they have to use those words in their prompts.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Okay, next time we play Jack Fox, anonymous name.
Yeah, we can straddle.
Yeah, we can straddle.
One, two, three, four, five, or some shit.
Every time I've played job job, it's been really funny.
It cannot be that hard Loki.
Okay.
Claw.
Eagle.
Scratch.
You're welcome.
So Tiger is absolutely in Scratch, right?
But was that magic?
No it was not magic.
What did we agree was magic?
Broom.
But did we agree it was Broom?
rumor no staff wraps broom boom bang I fucking give up how is it not room
okay bro what are these words it has to be the what the no no no no no no no
it's staff yeah what about dream a magic dream
What does that mean also?
I would say about the thing and I forgot what it was.
Robert, I need you to lock in.
Five minutes out later.
Are there any other games that are kind of like Arctic for them to play?
You don't talk about it, like, are we missing anything?
We don't play any more?
Well, Scrimalio's fun.
True.
Just click the words, bro.
Scrimalio, bomb party.
Yeah.
Party animals, party animals, party animals.
Party animals, all the same.
I'm actually down to 3B3 that shit, by the way.
Yeah.
Jelly Bean Factory, 4B4.
What the hell is that?
Is Jelly Bean Factory the one with the spike ball?
Now, someone will get the candy, small candies and big candy, and you go and put it in your bin and you open the thing and then you score the points of each candy's worth.
But it's like PvP. We're like...
You need somebody to haul the candies, somebody to open the bin, and people to fight.
And it gets crazy because you don't know who's doing what, that kind of thing.
One of the most underrated games in the world.
I think party animals is one of those under the games in general honey, but yeah most all their game
Bones are really fun. I told you it was field good shit
We're godly you do but it's like I was good with you think staff and I don't give a fuck up
But we're going for a long spin
I'm okay, you had a dream here. We go
Okay, okay easy easy easy American
Oh, no, no, no, no. I have a dream.
Let's let Cookie pick these.
She marched. People marched on the streets.
Oh, true. True.
I remember that.
And that gave war a suit.
True.
Let's go with Dreamer.
Let's go with March.
March, right?
March, I'm gonna get March.
Yeah, yeah.
The Dream March.
Do you know about Staffel for Magic?
it's gotta be it and suits for sure yeah I mean there's some options okay do
they get four last next round no they don't let's see do they they'll get four
they're a bro bro never no clue oh it's not because the suit any black it's
gonna be the blackboard or amber fuck and and and anything anything and you know
No for a fact, it's the Warden, and for those of you who don't know, the Black Warden is Tokyo.
Alright guys, we're going to get all four here.
Here we go, here we go.
I mean, I'll put my chat back, we're going to get the one anyway, it doesn't matter.
It's fine, it doesn't matter.
You know what? I exclude myself from the last round. I will let Cookie play by himself.
I will play. I won't even say anything. I won't even say a word.
Not even one word.
I appreciate that.
You get to do the homerun because there's nothing. You can just get a boy that's like next to it.
That's like my mom. She would play solitaire on the kid and she let me do the last turn.
You ever have that? Bro, my dad used to do that for me. Oh my god. Yeah.
Yeah, that's easy.
And then the firework should pop up on the screen?
Yeah, yeah, Spider-Tallilter.
That's the one.
Yeah, real ones know about that.
Oh, we'll have to be really dead anyway.
One day.
I'm not up for that.
We'll have to be really dead anyway, actually.
Last time I played partner animals was.
when I had a girlfriend.
No.
Do you not remember that?
Tower 4, square tower.
What?
Tokyo Tower.
Tokyo Tower.
Bob's in the tower.
They're rectangular.
Towers can be square, and if you go to towers, you are a shoe.
There we go.
We got all four.
It's not going to be eagle.
We already established that, correct?
Because you said it was shoe.
Yeah, I see.
So let's think.
It's not eagle.
Yeah.
They're where does eagle, by the way?
I'm not clicking suit.
Trust me, it's shoe.
Trust me, it's true.
Oris Tower?
Does that sound like a thing?
Purse Tower?
No, Compass Tower?
Like a redwood tree, a tower of ice cream, three scoops.
Probably not Purse.
The squirrel climbs the tower to get the acorn and ice age.
Eagles fly high.
It's not eagle that we know that.
Bulbs, light bulbs.
So what do we think?
Tokyo Square?
Yeah, Tokyo Square, click that.
I've been there.
Same.
You're a compass.
No, never.
OK.
I like ice cream.
I like bulb.
I like soup.
What do you think?
I think ice cream bulb.
I like bulb more than ice cream.
OK, click bulb.
Oh!
I'm like bulb it off.
I feel like it's Ice Age, when he climbs up to get the walnut.
No.
Facts, bro.
Facts.
Yeah, it probably is.
I'm not playing.
I don't have anything else on it.
I'll get that.
Thank you.
And that was that doggy classic.
Yeah, keep making fun of it, dude, spreading your false narratives just because you don't
like the guy's politics.
It's only one word, it should be pretty easy.
Business suit.
Yeah.
I thought it was gonna burn the club!
I thought it was gonna burn the club!
I thought it was gonna burn the club!
Dude, that's so funny. Holy shit.
Well, excuse me, I can't play anymore, so it's just cookie.
Why would they make that green?
Yeah, nervous.
We win this game.
X will never play.
Go Dames again.
No, it's okay.
I mean, we skip around all the time for mistakes like that.
So, uh...
I think we should just give it back, no?
Exactly.
Oh, are we supposed to give it back?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we'll do that.
That is sportsmanship.
Yeah, we believe in that shit.
We believe in that.
All right.
Bird eagle, ice cream.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
We lost.
No, we didn't remember.
and I'm like...
Those were super hard to fucking correlate with.
We won!
Okay, wait, I'm calling it among us.
I'm calling it among us emergency meeting, okay?
What?
We started a game.
Magic was the first clue you gave.
Cast is the blue word.
Then, after that, Rob guesses climb,
and ladder is the other team's word.
That's not...
Climb was a... I didn't see ladder.
So I was thinking climb.
I was thinking Jack climbing the beanstalk and Tarzan climbing the tree.
Yeah, I got that right.
Yeah, and I was thinking, I didn't even see Cass, I was just thinking Magic, Harry Potter
and stuff, because they were running next to each other.
Isn't that crazy?
You guys passed it back to, like, oh, I didn't see that.
If you can read one full page of the Harry Potter book.
Finish it, finish it.
Finish it, go ahead.
Oh, I'll finish it out of respect to it.
For love.
I'll even replace it.
That's a wrap, that's a wrap.
That's a wrap, that's a wrap, yeah.
Uh, I'm so tired of hearing my eyes are fucking tucked in.
What did you use?
Yeah, that's fun playing games though.
Yeah. I'm down to party animals next time.
True.
Ingests.
Yeah, you think it's a playable part?
Yeah.
Yo, you about to be able to play a playable part?
party animals yeah I did twitch rivals for the game I have more friends I have
more friends Dean Dean has played party animals this week so surely
he'll play yeah it's 10 hours last two weeks
if you guys ever shoot on your toenails like 10 hours yeah right now yeah more
or plays that game a lot to
Wait, let's see if I party animals. Yeah
But we're gonna easily have a easily I
Think
Who's more okay, could better be in blur
Like FPS and shit more yeah, I'm all our HR
He's gonna do that, I don't know what he's gonna do with him.
Yeah, he's white.
What?
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, here comes again.
The white man trying to overpower the brown.
I'm just telling you, I'm just telling you.
You're like 7v1, bro.
You're trying to gang up on me, huh?
On the Arab.
Bro, what are you playing?
Business.
Dropper.
dropper
dropper
okay yeah
i got your nipple nipple burp
oh no
oh he dropped
i suck at this
i can't like figure out where it's at
gg's
gg's night
oh yeah i'm a
i'm a peace good job
good job guys good night had a lot of fun
good job gg's i'm defeated
let me meet gg's man
I need to remove the clouds.
I need to really have to play.
I want to make a list of games that I think would be really fun with this group.
I think there's some really good ones.
I'll see you guys tomorrow or whatever.
We're doing a team vs. team play a bunch of games against each other.
Oh, that would be actually really fun.
We did 10 people total, and then we did all the 5 bad games.
Okay, wait, hear me out.
We find a different friend group, and we challenge them to a bunch of different games, and whoever wins the most.
Okay.
It's like a Brovy Bro, it's like gang v gang.
Yeah.
We need to come up with a gang sign and shit.
Yeah, Brovy, step up.
What is that?
Yeah, we could be like face-climbing, but like cool, yeah.
I was gonna make a comment, but I'm not going to.
Fellas.
I'll just type it.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I was gonna say that dude was like, oh my god.
Oh, come on! I got you all so bad. Wait, really? It's behind?
Like that? Wait, no shots! It's for them!
There's not gonna-
OV, OV, OV game!
OVO.
Wait, I don't get it!
You know that that'd be another match I'd kill like a-
Okay, I'm getting off, see ya later.
I'm gonna race through the scram.
Okay.
Nah, Vegas, peace, peace.
Later, later, goodnight, peace.
Oh wait I'm gonna send you something on this quarter real quick. What?
I don't think it's announced yet, so they just don't say much.
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