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He didn't even spend a lot of money on what happened with him, so I guess he's not gonna rank 5's in the slam.
Um, anyway, good morning, good afternoon chat. Ain't it cool today? Try to be cool that I missed that, ain't it cool?
Son of a sh**, you need to get paid, I don't get paid though, I didn't play the opposite by myself.
and I never got to welcome to the jungle
I'm gonna kill the pixel, wait a minute
wait a minute, wait a minute, they're killing the pixel
Shao, when's the muscle come back? I forgot what it is
708, not bad
okay
sure, in one day, that'll be exciting
and
My day swing time is probably like I'm not kidding it's probably like 17 hours probably
Wow, I'd be impressed if it was any less of that okay, but I don't sleep at hours and I had a stranger play games
Oh, yeah, John, I'd be here
Hello hello. I'll click a few links and then we can get the stream started, shall we?
I'll click something. I don't know. I'm just supposed to be the gunner. Let's see what...
Actually, that's all.
Okay, we should get it started, shall we?
Contamination.
There's some meltdown.
down five eight motherfucking moments hold hands to stop milk wait wait yo I
gotta edit that out what the fuck how do you hold your hand up you just press
X bro no I was thinking it was like some VR shit I don't know why my shit
here what hold hands to stop milk wait wait yo I gotta edit that out what
the fuck how do you hold your hand up like that's crazy you just press X
bro no I was thinking it was like some VR she I don't know why put my hand up
that she was embarrassed in this foot
Chad we need to get prime among these lobbies there's always LTV on
controller but he's thinking on a fucking controller Chad we need to get
Proud Among Us lobbies where we get the um bring back hood mr. Beast bring back
Hood mr. Beast and rap the meme is good and I can't rap
Give a quarter back to my hood come to Tommy and I ain't even done yet. I had to call bitch
I'm dead fresh, crowned to it, don't take hard to get
Virgin Mary flowers say I'm full of freshers here
Everyone look at him, and if she's on Boston Hill
She's got my ears turned on
It's not bad, it's not bad, it's not real
Riley Reap for a little help
Bring back when Mr. Beastum rapped
The meme is dead and I can't rap
I mean it's not terrible, it's not terrible
I've lured it a little bit corny, but I mean
other than it's not tabled.
What?
I used my phone.
What?
Okay, Jack, Jack, imagine if I was in his lobby
and somebody calls and meet me
or I press the button whenever, right?
And his guys try to tell me that he was scanning the thing with his phone, I mean, I don't know what I would say, I would lose my shit, I would lose a lighter.
Your home smelly later?
What do you mean?
I'm fried.
Why the fuck did I fucking scan it?
Was that Pokey?
What the fuck did I...
Fanon? Fanon FDC Ray Pokey?
I just thought that he was going to load it.
the budget noobs in a bunch of the budget at best players
Bucca song content creators on the internet is for this reason now destiny
himself is not exactly a relevant figure but he can just crazy how it's all a
conspiracy and there's never even the possibility that the reason why people
don't like you is because of the way that you act there's no way that that
could be the case so it's this like meta level four dimensional chess
reason that you've invented arrive at a bunch of like straight-up rapist sex
pasts of users or you know crypto gambling casino perverse who he's a
like wait excuse he's a pervert like is this the implication W. S. M. what you
execute see what the fuck you saying that for you're literally doing
Exactly what you're saying other people are doing
Crypto casino, but like who the fuck are you talking like this is the issue. What do they mean anyway?
Why would you do this?
You shouldn't say like that's so weird to make like it is a little bit sexual like I
Get that like okay is there like what are you basing this off of have designed a narrative where like?
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Jet water will suffer in silence
off?
Chats, why doesn't he look like that?
Uh oh. Yeah.
Yeah.
Off or on speaker?
You can sit right here or there.
Okay.
Do you want to hold them?
Here.
Can you get it off speaker?
Is that a woman?
Hello? Hi?
Okay.
Okay. Okay, notice. Thank you.
Bye.
Hang on.
I think my phone is dying.
Oh!
17 month sex QCL oh it's the phone and your little master's try harder he's
running a bar dude turns up tells daddy's a friend and tell her to come
outside that's that dude doesn't know tells her you watch this and she's
drunk and he wants to call her a cab fuck that
Well, I get it. It wasn't about the call. It was about this guy being weird.
No.
Um...
Yeah, I feel like if you have sugar and you go abroad for streams, I think you should always be with somebody.
There's no point doing it alone. I get it.
I get it people want to be alone all that but it's just it's just not worth it. It's not worth it like you're you're
I'm
It's not that I see the world in a dark way
It's just that you reduce the risk by like 95 percent nice week
I did but I'm adding somebody else like somebody sees me alone like 29
Well, they're bad intentions almost all go away. There's two and I mean
Not all I'm sure if I'll be here. You think I'll still be here
When you're doing why like why would I still be
I'm gonna give you a chance to redeem yourself real quick. I want you to explain what you're talking about
Oh, that's what you're trying to say well nigga, here's the thing
If I'm still streaming six years later, I'm a failure
It's just that simple
If I don't got a youth
Sense for me to be streaming six years later unless I had at least 500k subs
But the way I want to go the way my direction of life nigga
If I'm still streaming regardless of the fact if I'm still streaming six years later nigga, I failed in life
Quote me on that shit
All right, happy to thank you for the 20 everyone like that'll be a okay. Look no
That'll be the only way I'll be I'm talking about streaming like now
Like if I was not if but when I do you know dope things like that in life
Of course, I'll still go live here and there for wild factor because this is where I started
But I'm saying like if I'm still sitting here streaming to me parameters. I don't understand it
I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit happen accidents happen
And they use you know in 23 loads you're gonna admit she abandoned his daughter because he was broke and then she was an
Agony color a what color and chat. What is that?
Jane I wasn't even making a no what that word is somebody
Somebody come to you with some with some fucking some fucked up ass news nigga. I was making three hundred dollars every two weeks in 2013
Is that an insect?
Chat a fucking insect. I mean
Plink plink plink plink plink do it
She's like a crustacean like prehistorical these are the ones that they become a fucking like um, you know, I mean
And I was fucking working at Goodwill my attitude was different I had nothing going on. I had no foundation wrong Warden. Oh
I know that is
In Google's know that it's a film to movie. I'm still trying to figure shit out
And I'm not a company you with some information that's gonna make your life five ten times harder
That you don't like that you was never in a relationship with that you didn't fuck with that you weren't attracted to at all
None of the above didn't get along with none of the above. No, no, no, there was no relationship
No
relationship, no attraction, it was basically an experiment.
So whatever the fuck you guys might have heard, no, there was never a fucking relationship.
There was never a fucking relationship.
There was never a situation.
There was never no dating nothing.
None of that type of shit.
Okay, I was not attracted to that person whatsoever.
But regardless beyond the fact beyond the fact back then I didn't have anything.
So for a person to get on the internet and say and read shit from 2013, that literally
has nothing to do with me now.
But if you read all the text, if you put it like this, if all this shit was shown recently
and currently, I'm asking questions about the Anthropoid.
Um, what?
Recently and currently, I'm asking questions about the Anthropoid.
Um, all right.
Anyway, I'm not gonna watch all this.
Much love, thanks for streaming.
Uh, conference?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, I don't...
I don't...
Honestly, Chad, don't give a fuck.
The fuck is chicken Andy?
Okay, there's too many Andes. It's time to revert back and yeah, somebody's gonna
deserve a title of Andy. I mean, you know, why are there so many Andes?
I don't know what is happening.
what is happening
oh shit
Oh my God! ChickenAid.com! ChickenAid.com! I'mma get banned! ChickenAid.com!
I'm gonna get barely and fuck it, shim on my platform.
Um, yeah, I'm good.
30?
All words fighting you.
Very interesting.
Uh, and there is a, um, okay.
Yeah, although don't do that.
Uh, and then people start fighting?
Okay, well.
How's it going? What are you doing? English? English, yeah.
Yeah, I'm from Sweden. Yeah, I'm from Sweden.
It's nice, motherfucker!
Oh!
I'm covering the worst response!
Yeah!
Wait, don't watch it? Is it banned? Is it banned?
Chase it what? I don't know what they're saying. I don't know what they're saying.
And then he left I don't know what he said I guess I just missed it
Oh okay I'm very cool man yeah so buddy talking shite not to you I'm not I'm talking to
to a live stream?
Yeah, I think I'm talking shy.
Well, clearly nothing you want to know about it.
If you think I'm talking shy, you said I'm talking shy.
I'm talking to 250 people.
All right.
Well, what am I talking about, Glasgow?
Oh, so there were a couple of English lads over there
walking along, going, come on England.
I said, probably not the best round here to say.
I said, Glasgow is probably the most anti-English city
in Scotland.
That's what I'm saying.
It is true.
I don't think it's right, but it's true.
I don't think it's fair.
Do you know what I mean?
Yes, yes, yes.
We're all one country.
We're all one country.
The United Kingdom is one country.
What's the best?
That's out of the island.
Well, you are a Brit.
What the fuck are you?
You're a Brit.
You're Scottish, but you're also a Brit.
I'm English, but I'm not Irish.
So is that true?
You're not Irish.
You're Scottish.
It's Irish.
My phone's in Ireland.
You're fucking a country.
I'm 51% Scottish.
I'm actually from probably more from here than you are
Scottish people colonize your country
Well now we're talking about something completely different could you sound Scottish to me
I dig in my jelly butter never once and I'm taking with shit wakes you for a minute of rage made there's no way
Listen if you want to start a fight with someone go somewhere else, so I
Just go
Just go, go on. Just go, just go.
Fuck you.
Dofty unmasked things.
Yeah, there you go. Go on.
Chad, does he have a fight with one of those guys?
I mean, I'm guessing, I mean, from the attitude that the guy that's talking is probably way
small in stature and he would fuck, this guy would fucking clap his cheeks.
I mean, it is, but it is, I mean.
Here you go.
The guy fighting one of the fight, he's too small.
There you go, man. What do you do? What do you do?
When someone's drunk and clearly just wants to start something with you.
Oh, you say you're sorry and you move on me literally
Bro, thanks. Oh, what is there Jesus Christ of this game? I don't honestly
No, no, there are people out there right now who are spending $400 on NBA 2k 27
That's me and that is the only shit that they play and there might be one motherfucker in Twitch chat
who has looked at a game like this and been like...
Jack, is he doing a bit with his hair, Jack? Is he trolling it?
Jack, is he doing a bit? Or is it a theoretical?
This looks too hard for me. You know what I mean?
Well, I know.
And then swiped a credit card for 200 more bucks, dude.
So, not only am I being educational for someone who is genuinely interested in, like, a strategy game, okay?
I am saving them from a gambling addiction.
Making it that is Jesus. Yeah, what do we love? Yeah, look at the ball
Xqcl. Yeah, I think it's he probably doesn't look bad ball, but if any looks better ball lookie. That's
It's taking you this long to realize
I'll watch another clip in a movie one
Janet leaves me funny
Do I look like I need Xanax?
Yes.
I do?
Oh shit.
How much?
How many milligrams?
I don't mind.
Never try it.
There's no?
I mean, I'm not.
Migram?
I'm not.
That's all the...
How much?
Just curious.
Defend the milligrams.
How many?
I don't know.
You tell me.
How many?
How much do you want me to...
Oh.
The milligrams...
Yeah, great Xanax.
Can we talk about it?
Yeah.
oh we're talking about the bars check it sounds just like that at the counter
ok one minute for 30 seconds
check they recommend it off the counter and then they set it off the counter
It's $1,890 for 10 US, 100 bucks for 30 pounds of Xanny?
Wow.
G.O.S.
What about the XCL?
Um, yo?
So how much was it?
I correct my wrongs. I'm at the mall right two weeks ago. I go into a random mall. I walked it
Okay, I'm not gonna say I guess good luck with his whatever he does with his life. I mean, I'm not
Yeah
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Chad, even though they can speak Cat, Chad was one of those, Chad
Is there any evidence to say that the cats speak Cat language?
Or is it just like, uh...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
But even though it's a good word to know
Chad, it's a good word to know
in Japan. There's so many countries to be a fucking nuisances. Why, why are in, why
are they always going to Japan? What is everybody want to be fucking going in Japan?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Um, rent about, about tourists in Japan. I mean, it's not like I'm gonna, I'm
I'm not even going to read about it, it's just, I mean, it's true.
May I roll?
Have another one?
I know your ass isn't yapping about moon and moon's head,
but you have that face stacked up and receding hair,
and I'm your skin-washed cat.
Jesus, there.
I don't know why, any other cool clips?
Night Owl is always the thank you ex QCL.
Let's look at this one, shall we?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
This is very cool.
Very nice, man.
Well, I wish him nothing but the best.
Very nice. That's very cool.
Check. He's low-key copying Tyler, but I got him a snooker anyway.
I mean, Fed has aura, so I don't blame for copying.
Also tonight, you've got to watch this wild video.
It's Hollywood style, high-speed robbery, but in Egypt.
You see this gang in a speeding pickup truck climb onto the hood,
and they're robbing the truck, but you won't believe what they're stealing.
It's frozen chicken.
You see them tossing the frozen chicken into the truck bed,
the wings, the drummies, everything.
Egyptian officials say the incident turned violent though,
Ending in a shootout with those three suspects also tonight. You got to watch this while over chicken video
It's Hollywood style high-speed robberies
Shoot out for chickens
You see this gang in a speeding pickup truck climb onto the hood and they're robbing the truck
But you won't believe what they're stealing. It's frozen chicken. You see them tossing the frozen chicken into
They got you out of jail you on camera killing the nigga
They can't tell me what bird degree kidding out
You're gonna reach out
Um, I don't know the Lord chat. I watch on the route when I forgot
I don't know that is chat is need the guy with the snake the snake guy in the trees and then
There's some some weird like
Cross over with Sasuke and he becomes starts to become infected with the fucking
with the weird shit that becomes red and
He starts to fucking be odd
All right, guys. All right. Here we go. Are you ready for it?
Um, yes, dear. All right.
All right.
Yeah, he's just a little man from Japan.
I'm not a panel.
Little man from Japan.
Thanks, bro. I'm human.
Japan again and everything Japan now like it in line
It's okay. I'm fine. Yeah, damn
Yeah, I have a quiz idea. I have a quiz idea
It's kind of saying it based by based by harmony
Presidents your country has right if you two is go to such a country
they're giving up rating.
And if people are in nuisance, right,
or if they get arrested for some sort of crime sort of,
add to risk, the rating drops.
If they don't grab a bill at a certain point,
no longer allowed to send visitors there.
Bang.
So because otherwise it's annoying.
People shouldn't be allowed to go there anymore.
All they do is fuck around.
And Chad, he does what is really good taken.
Chad?
boring
Hey, Chester's gonna take it.
Unplug? Unplug?
Eat some bricks, shithead.
Unplug? Unplug?
Chet! Chet, I was cooking on those games, though, no?
I was- I was- I was just cooking.
I told him!
Did you go look at all my shirts? I don't wear anything that I haven't worn it like it in the last years order
I never wear anything new
But he knows the strats, then.
I don't know what I'm talking about, they're going to fight or what?
He's getting low bro, he's just sad, man.
He's just sad, he's getting low bro, man.
Yeah, he's getting nice, man.
Nobody's the same!
You two!
Really? Who did that with the camera? Are you stupid?
Are you stupid?
I was watching that. He ended up with what?
73 months.
Well, this is what it actually was.
We literally just looked like.
Like.
In December?
In December we'll have finished the game in December.
So we'll have finished the game and we'll be playing other shit.
So what the fuck are doomsday?
Is that the Iron Man variant or whatever?
Why, you still playing it in December?
Okay well good luck with that. Why not? You gonna replay it?
Yeah true, I'd have it.
Um...
Exclusive big dive!
Oh, never mind. It's the same trailer.
Chat, I really hope the vehicles are cool as shit.
All the customizations are really looking kinda cool. Okay, I'll shut up.
Oh, you?
That's awful. That's awful.
Uh, Senator?
Is he really crying?
what the fuck is all this man rockstar is completely evolved why are you so
successful the unsuccessful ones are dead it's been a long hard road surviving
against the Hittites the Malachites the fucking Jebusites
where is the Jebusites? Malachites didn't fucking make it the rest of them didn't make it there was a bunch of other retards out there didn't make it
only the strong survive bro you gotta have a connection to God you gotta have a
sense you gotta have a purpose and you'll make it why are you so very cool
everything you know about how vehicles work in GTA in this video I'm gonna
share everything and this might be the most extensive deep dive video about
the state cars in a rush like being chased by the cops so let's use this
to sort of segment into the next check I mean I think we we know like almost
everything about the new stuff. I mean I watch all of it. Ah what else? I hate this new
He's scrolling down Twitter things right now.
That's it?
Who's tweet deck? What is that?
And it's a bagger.
It's a bagger.
Anyway, Jack, all but awesome.
Yeah, I will play all the GTAs, like I put it up within Big Eights of Timber.
to them or
from a soft-spoken person I met in a girl to a gruff
forced oracle
she is literally a woman possessed
got you
It doesn't matter. That's not happening. That's not happening.
What's happening?
How did that happen actually? Not anybody there.
There's a lab leak confirming that.
I did it.
It's not that I don't want to use it.
Is it confirmed or not?
Is it confirmed or not?
Okay, so I'm gonna check and you can watch all that I need to get apart some shit. She's like a 50-part documentary. I'm not gonna watch that
Chasic is pretty was or is it actually confirmed it?
They were studying that shit and it started it
Do you think it was a market people said it was a
We started out by how did it COVID begin?
six years ago.
We've been told that pandemics are go to covid.gov and see it for yourself.
We've been told that pandemics are biological accidents that take years to emerge.
But what if that's wrong?
New evidence suggests something far more unsettling.
The next global killer is already out there waiting
and it's pre-programmed to hijack your cells right now.
now. What if there was never a missing link to the COVID origin story? Not
because of a conspiracy, but because the virus may never have needed to evolve to
infect us in the first place. It was born with the master.
Okay, Jack, now, Jack, now that they've got a check, if there was a lab leak,
and why didn't they just say so off the record so that we would have a leg
up on it? Like, why didn't they do it? Guys, look at it. We made a
mistake. It happens or whatever. Unlucky. Disappointing. Here's what
actually is and um what? What do you mean wasn't? You're saying it wouldn't be easier to fix if they
know what it is? Key. And if that's true we're not waiting for the next pandemic to evolve we're
waiting for it to arrive. From the very first day of existence humanity has had to navigate a
biological mind field. We knew that there were viruses out there invisible to the naked eye.
We knew they had the potential to wreak havoc inside our bodies and even bring our lives
to an early end. We thought we had a certain level of safety. For years, generations even,
public health policies, vaccine strategies, and pandemic response systems were all based on a
single and important assumption that there is a buffer between us and the viruses that could
potentially wipe us all out. We believed that microbes essentially followed a pre-programmed
step-by-step route. First, those viruses would spread through the animal population
before eventually jumping into another species of animal.
And that's where things began to change.
Inside these new hosts, the virus would start changing.
Each infection created new copies.
Each new copy was another chance for a mistake.
Another mutation.
Most went nowhere, but over time those mutations could stack up and eventually the virus
might stumble onto the exact tools it needs to infect humans.
That's when we'd need to worry.
Since they gained the ability to infect humans, they could spread from person to person.
The researchers set out to see if they could find that missing link.
They all had sequencing techniques.
And that's when they uncovered the truth, a truth that rewrote the rulebook on how
viruses operate.
It turned out that the 1918 H1N1 virus hadn't spent years mutating in pigs before making
the leap into human populations.
It was believed to have started as an avian virus originating in birds, and somewhere along
the way it developed something important.
A human-ready hemagglutinin or HA protein-
I thought this came back in like 2010.
Nope?
That was already capable of binding to human cells.
In other words, the virus already had the key that it needed to unlock the doors of
the human body.
At the very moment of spillover as it passed from wild bird populations into humans,
It didn't need to undergo any sort of rapid mutation.
It didn't need to multiply to develop the tools it needed to launch a global pandemic.
It was a plug-and-play biological weapon found in nature, and that completely defied everything
the scientific community had believed about this virus.
It called into question the idea of a long warning window and the so-called evolutionary
barrier itself.
But every virus is different.
They mutate and move in different ways.
With that in mind, scientists were left with one crucial question.
Was 1918 just a bizarre historical fluke?
A once-in-a-lifetime example of a virus breaking convention where it was major mass-producing
these plug-and-play weapons as we speak?
In 2021, a team of researchers discovered something that shattered everything we believed
about how viruses operate.
It was at the height of the COVID-19 pandemic caused by the SARS-CoV-2 strain of the coronavirus.
There were a lot of different theories about how that particular virus began and
crossed from animals into humans. Several studies pointed toward bat populations, so the researchers
set out to see if they could find that missing link. They explored the limestone caves of
Laos in Southeast Asia, collecting samples from various bat species and taking them back
to the lab for analysis. They uncovered a group of wild bat coronaviruses, three in
particular named Benal-52, Benal-103, and Benal-236 that stood out due to their
distinctive genomic similarities to SARS-CoV-2. Further analysis showed that all three of them
had a specific spike protein that was actually able to attach itself to the ACE2 receptors
of human cells. ACE2 receptors act like entry points on the surface of our cells. Think
of them as the locks, and the spike proteins are the key viruses used to open them and
gain entry into the body. But that's still none of the viruses we have now.
But that's not all. Using advanced techniques like binding measurements and computer
simulations, researchers found something unexpected. The three bat viruses behaved almost identically
to the original Wuhan strain of SARS-CoV-2. In some cases, they were even better at attaching
to human cells, giving the body almost no chance of preventing an infection. One of
them, Vanall 236, showed clear evidence of being able to hide the blood inside human
cells. These viruses, found far from urban centers, were in some ways better equipped
to infect humans than the strain that was, at the same time, shutting down society.
And then it got worse.
Unlike SARS-CoV-2, none of the wild viruses possessed a fur and cleavage site, or FCS.
This is a unique molecular structure that allows viruses to easily fuse with human
cells.
At the time, COVID-19 skeptics argued that the presence of an FCS was proof that the
SARS-CoV-2 must have been modified in a laboratory.
It is such a rare feature in nature.
It was the smoking gun, but the wild viruses proved that Mother Nature was already producing
pre-programmed viral strains that could in theory bypass the species barrier.
Humans could be infected far more easily than expected.
It has no answer, but you know the answer, man!
Step-by-step evolutionary process scientists had long assumed was necessary.
And if nature is building these human-optimized keys in the middle of the jungle, what
happens when they find the lock?
Middle East Respiratory Syndrome-related coronavirus?
So they had all the binding, the bad, the binding, and then they also had the other thing,
I mean, to make a max loss?
Well, as known as MERS-CoV is one of the most lethal pathogens on the planet.
The virus causes a condition called MERS and can produce a range of symptoms from fevers
and coughs to respiratory difficulties and diarrhea.
The first case was identified in 2012 in Saudi Arabia.
Several thousand more had occurred since then with an approximately 35% fatality
rate.
in several notable outbreaks, including one in South Korea in 2015, though most of the
cases have been isolated to the Arabian Peninsula.
Studies have found that humans are typically infected with MERS-CoV via contact with camels.
If we follow conventional epidemiological models, then the virus found in those camels
should be notably different from the one found in the cells of dying human patients.
It should show clear evidence of countless mutations that enable it to pass from
one species to another.
very changes that allowed it to survive in the human body.
This would confirm the intermediate host theory.
That's not what the data shows.
When researchers used genomic sequencing techniques
to map out the MERS-CoV viruses found in both humans
and camels, they discovered a disturbing fact.
The two are almost exactly the same.
To be more precise, they are 99.9% identical.
But I don't know what that means.
But biological mirror images means
But this virus doesn't need any sort of learning or adaptation period to bridge the gap from
one species to another.
There isn't some vast chasm separating the two, but a tiny almost imperceptible 0.1% gap.
The virus can simply cross the species barrier using the exact same architecture it relies
on to infect livestock and other animal populations.
It is a fully functional, completely compatible and capable invader.
a microscopic weapon of mass destruction that is more
I know what you're interested in.
I mean, I can't be fucked.
This is giving an answer.
Sheesh.
That's to understand how they behave at a molecular level.
They used a technique called deep mutational scanning.
The st-
I'm just, y'all, I'm going to be playing.
I'm just going to rock it.
I'm just going to rock it.
I'm rocking it.
Um...
How did COVID starts?
COVID has returned.
Confirmed.
This time, COVID 6, 7, Spain, no luck.
Sources only.
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Ex-QC, Alexa and Chats.
Chat.
Don't use your brain, use AI.
I mean, AI is a simple concept.
Why would I use my brain if I didn't use AI?
I don't give a shit.
I took my brain off, I used guaca.
I think too much thinking. Just forget it. Why is it working so hard? Just give me the
answer, man. It's draining your pool. I'm almost done. It's not confirmed.
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ball about it remain all open okay okay so what's the it's what I was using it
spatial cuisine of early cases marking the samples of animal support you see
L.
Uh, Chris, look at this, samples were collected after it was closed, no, in fact, the animal
was ever confirmed, okay.
I mean, of course, they probably don't want to be the one that say, oh, yeah, we started
this shit or whatever.
So that's, that's, that's, that's Merrill.
Then the literature available, lens towards a zoonotic event associated with the wildlife
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Go to covid.gov.com
Interesting.
Okay, so I mean we will never know, I guess.
I guess we'll never know.
79 months. Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
I don't... fuck you.
Alright, start!
We're gonna go the next one
I
Mean yeah, you have to do this exact
You know when it's like the next one let us know.
Okay, ready?
We're not this one, we're gonna go the next one.
Next one, alright, here we go, here we go.
Run, run, run.
Oh, you already, you already fucked it up!
What are you?
How did you?
What the fuck?
No way, you don't fuck with me!
Chai, you chase it, jump the one that's coming in, then jump the one you were
chasing coming back.
I mean, we've established this years ago.
How did you?
No fucking way!
How did you?
How did you?
How did you? How did you already? You jumped in! Oh my gosh!
Let me know this one, it's the same concept there.
Oh my god, he actually just did the exact thing I just said no to.
How do you?
Let us know when it's like the next one. Let us know.
Okay, the close one.
We're not this one, we're going to go the next one.
Okay, so what?
Here we go.
Not this one.
Yeah, I mean, I'm each only on a verse.
Next one, the next one, let us see that one right here.
See, you've changed this one, right?
As it goes, you jump over this one, right?
Keep going, then jump the one going back and you win.
I mean, there's a game for gentlemen.
We're not this one.
We're going to go to the next one next one.
All right, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Run, run, run, oh, you already fucked it up.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Well I didn't mean it because I was playing Greek.
I mean, I suppose when playing it is with Gregan.
Gregan is usually a troll in the game.
I mean, look at all the clips.
Oh, Mia, whatever.
She was fucking terrible. It was awful.
67 Months Podcham.
Um...
Big Yahoo donated 99 cents through Super Chat.
Hey, what Israel politician slash famous person do you support?
My favorite Israel politician.
Ah, nobody, I don't support anybody. I think anybody is a fucking hender.
I mean, I'm very successful myself, lookie.
Um, so what was the question? I- I- I- I- I- I- I agree for that.
Oh, anyway, what else, yeah?
Fucking shit.
Wait, that was the video? Wait, that was the video?
The video was the video?
That's crazy actually.
What?
He's in what?
Mind the fuck, I have no idea about logs.
You're gonna need to go look it up.
You're gonna get Ampage Profile and you just type now instead of .com and it shows the logs.
Like, for example, I'm not going to do all that.
Say, for example, let's say, let's have a look at Moxie,
right?
I like your profile.
Jack, I forgot how to do it.
I forgot how to do it.
Jack, I put it into the shift tab, right?
Like this, and then I go to now, right?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Huh?
Proceed?
You sure?
Okay.
Um, your money doesn't use a chapter.
So he's got no chat zero. He has no chat history. That means a good boy.
Yes, my chat's fine. We did look at the last one. There's literally nothing. There's literally nothing in it.
All right.
You say on my life you won't live a crash.
On your life this is a ruby. This is a ruby. This is a ruby.
Oh, you're keeping a crash.
This is not large. What is that?
This is not large. What is that?
Holy shit.
Continue
Yes, yes butterfly ruby for sure
Six
I think I should get a welcome to the general ex-cute sale.
You say on my life you won't live a crash.
On your life this is a rule.
Chapp, does that not have any other bad shades of red or like does it go into other colors
and shit?
It does right?
Does it not go purple?
Oh!
Well so why is it so red if it's only red?
On Independence Day 2025, a group of anti-ice activists were dropped off at the Prairie
Land Ice Detention Center in Alvarado, Texas.
One protester later identified as 32-year-old former Marine Corps reservist Benjamin Song
acted as one of two lookouts while the rest split into two groups.
Most walked along the western side of the facility and shot fireworks while another
individual split off and engaged in apparent acts of vandalism, tagging buildings and
ice vehicles, kicking out taillights, and committing other minor acts of property
damage.
Armed facility employees approach the group while central control inside the detention center dialed 9-1-1
As local responding officers arrive all the demonstrators begin fleeing the scene except for Benjamin song who's armed with a rifle and intends to use it
As local responding officers arrive all the demonstrators begin fleeing the scene except for
Benjamin's song, who's armed with a rifle and intends to use it.
Please, if you speak to them, they are...
I understand.
Okay.
Careful.
Okay, 3-3-8-4.
Hey, stop!
He's running!
Get on the ground!
I'm the head!
Where you got shot by?
Wait, that's terrible, why?
I'm just gonna need to throw me a couple more troops.
You?
Oh, I'm sorry.
What's the matter?
I don't know.
They ran off.
They ran off towards Englewood in the back.
Don't worry about it.
They're down on Black.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I think this one, that way we can, yeah, oh shot fire go go go go.
Oh my god!
I said ran off to our Tanglewood so you went running down the street.
I just don't want to miss him if he cut through.
We're all black and he's got a rifle.
Yo, yo, turn off the fucking music you piece of shit.
Tell this guy.
We're all black and he's got a rifle.
Fuck with this guy man.
I'm gonna do music out of shit.
There's a gunman behind you, they went into the field, there's three guys with our clothes,
they went that way.
He shot.
There's a plane, there's a plane in the engage and just wait for Halion ship.
I mean, they're in the field.
I mean, Halion is going to deal with this so easily.
Where the hell, girls? Where's the phone?
In Sunflower Lane.
Who's son?
1820, we have an officer that's been hit.
We didn't see anything this way, but he's got a gun.
Can't say if it was a ve- no kind of vehicle, anything.
He's running off the edge.
running
Who's it?
I am!
You good?
No!
Dude!
My back!
You in your back?
Dude, rifle shots, ring and shithead, these people are out in the open with the lights on, just at a crossroad in the field of medicine.
I mean, what is he doing in there? I'm just confused.
Oh, shi-
Hey.
The shot from the back, from the back.
Yeah, I got him. I got him.
I'll let you serve.
These guys are the guy- these guys are the guy- they're the guy in the van.
They ran off that one!
I'll never take any more shots at you.
I'll let you do the job.
Let's not sit in there for a while.
Fuck around to you.
He says that shit.
Up the right shoulder.
Just about to get out.
That ghost is here.
He's at the back.
They're that way.
All right.
I got a right lap, son.
I know someone went down that hole.
There you go.
You're here?
Yeah, he's here.
I'll go.
I'll go.
Check one.
You hit right here and back to my son.
That's what we were going to do.
I'll take him.
He's free, though.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Take him to the right.
How you stay with him, though?
I got him.
You want to start walking back toward that way since you
dealt with that one?
Yes.
1820, and let's try to stay off the radio.
Suspects from west, from our units, into this field.
Let me see your hands.
Let me see your fucking hands.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Hey, I got to go.
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Do you want to get a helicopter?
Do you want to have a helicopter?
Oh, now we need a helicopter.
Is it coming in early the minute the meeting's over?
I don't know how many's outstanding.
I mean, it's hypothetical.
There's shots fired like that. It should be automatic, a heli outside.
It's looking forward.
Hey, door inside now.
It's a circle.
Um...
Do you have any weapons on you?
I don't have a knife.
Where?
On my belt loop on the belt on the side.
Hey, hey, right here.
I can't see.
Go ahead and hold this.
Are you going to radio like an RP?
What's the color there?
I know there's one going on.
Are you going to try to support near one?
That's what we're calling right now.
What?
It's on... it's this one.
Of course.
So, do anybody have nowhere to go?
He's up there in September.
Alright, and sunflower.
Okay.
Well, but these guys though, why don't they want to detain them?
I'm confused.
These are wearing all black, all black.
Imagine the description, and there's little, little walk.
I mean, they should fucking detain anybody.
The thing is guys hey if he's got a hole at their back I'm a go back down okay
Mr. Calvary should be a police chief.
The thing is these ones too.
You make contact with gross?
Yes.
I just said a perimeter and they all told me they rained on this way so I shot down
here.
Who are the lowest people right there?
Dude!
Dude!
Hello? Hello? Back, back on full black and middle fucking nowhere.
I mean, not in description. I mean, detain you?
Rod, it was me.
I have no idea who those people are. I thought those are officers.
No.
Those are just a whole bunch of people walking around.
What? What?
I ushered them this way.
Shit.
4332, 4339, stop those people walking.
Hey, come here, come here.
We're gonna come here. Let me talk to you. No, we're all wearing black
So what's going on where y'all coming from?
Any unit respond okay, you need you need a block off on a guilty to this area where y'all coming from
You said just walking from where?
Units arriving come down Burnett we think we might have the subjects but it's not some big city
Well, this is a middle fucking nowhere kind of like in fields when all black same description being weird not not
And don't nobody reach for nothing right there
We have to detain on Burnett looks like it's gonna be Hispanic knows when but
Two to ten, I'm gonna...
Hey, three to ten.
Sit down for me.
Don't reach in your pain!
Do not reach in your pain!
How you should work as a canine doctor?
Sniff out those cucks with your immersive snorkels.
You mind if we sit on the concrete?
Yeah, just sit down.
That's on the concrete?
Yeah, sit down.
Don't reach for a damn thing.
Hey!
Hey!
Yo!
Yo, I'm not your manager.
Three out of ten.
Throwin' a ten.
I will pop your ass today!
Do not...
You understand me?
Do not move!
You're gonna be shot!
Stop.
I can see on the concrete.
Sit down.
Tell me how good.
We got man.
Don't touch anything.
Yeah.
What's the other idea?
Sit down.
40 to 34.
We have five detainees.
All right.
It's going to be three females, two males.
We need another unit on a Burnett.
Get it off.
Don't you ever have to warm up?
Get it off.
Do you have to have a warrant?
Get it off.
Hey!
41 over the counter.
Break up the counter.
Yo.
Yo.
Get the warrant on the lineup.
Get it off.
Do you have to have a warrant?
Get it off.
Hey!
41 over the counter.
Break up the counter.
Coming down.
He has a backpack, too.
They all do.
You understand me?
I do not consent to a search.
I do not consent to a search.
I do not consent to a search.
1820, you have real fires.
I do not consent to a search.
You move, you open the shark.
I do not consent to a search.
This is a big one.
I do not consent to a search.
He's a big one.
I don't know the laws in that state or whatever, um, um, getting what the correct scene going
on and what it is at matching description, the, the, the, the ongoing things happening.
I think, I think they're fine, but I could be wrong with them.
I think they're, they're, they're, um, they're gonna be like, but we'll see.
All right.
We've got to go in here.
Shut up.
Yep.
She has a bag too.
We got one with, uh, with a, uh, take it.
Take a step forward.
Thank you.
I don't think so.
Yo, nobody get in the shed by your friends' side of the gas, sir?
Fuck's well there's personnel.
We're right right now, we're here for you.
Fuck your friends' side.
You're not under any contact or block off on the highway.
And it's all made for a completely blocked off.
Everyone, don't say anything, don't talk.
You got anything?
Front pocket, no front pocket, sir.
Front pouch.
Right there?
Yeah.
Thank you.
He has a gun on his waistband.
And a rifle will also make him a party.
Okay, here's Jack, I'm getting the initiative like this.
You would find a navigate in a way where one thing leads another.
Like there are a group and the one guy gets frisked, find a gun, then it escalates like
that.
I don't know if they can just full search off the rip and everything.
I don't know how it works.
One, two, three, four, five.
We're going to leave for the long run.
I think we're going to leave for the long run.
I think we're going to leave for the long run.
Anybody coming here at this time?
We used to be stopped.
OK.
You can get RS to press and all that.
And then, with the gun on that,
you would get a piece of the rest of it.
But then going after the stuff first,
First I don't have the PC for looking inside all that first I don't know
There's a red vein leaving a location from this side street
That's a full sabre kit a what a what? Oh
Oh
I
They should share all of them not share it should duplicate to all of them
All right.
Do you have anything on you?
Yeah, there was a ribbon leaking from us over a year ago.
You said what?
A vape.
Of course.
Of course, a vape.
I mean, what else?
I can't prove it.
But the vape's replacing the brains.
It's causing an effect that's...
Perhaps even...
I think we're having an empty ultra.
They found a way to not have too many side effects of the product.
There's something in the vape?
I mean, it's every fucking brain dead.
It's some sort of brain rot.
I can't prove it, but I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.
There's something in it.
What's that, holster?
You got another gun?
No, sir.
Let's see the original holster of that gun.
Where's the car at?
Where's the car at?
I'll block them.
I'll pass them down on the ground.
Is there any other guns in the car?
In the backseat.
Born.
Born.
Born.
Born.
Born.
Born.
Born.
Born.
Born.
Unsecured loose fire iron in plain sight and come on bro
Hey
Did they really did they press them all though
We have a total of 515.
Given the circumstances, let's see if we can get some answers on how many more is outstanding.
Six we have over here on scene.
It's not walker.
You got Miranda for it on?
I have something to say, it's not saying he's true.
What about you have some new law?
The scene is still active and these are participants of it, right?
If they don't cooperate in the helping, they get an extra charge.
Because these should have an incentive to help the ongoing internet to reduce office risk.
Think about it, it should be, it's not an incentive, it's an incentive not to get another charge.
Hey, we have an officer in charge.
A fire is not going to happen.
You don't have to be like, um...
you have to be working out, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll be there in a second.
I have a video of you, sir.
I'll send you a phone number.
I'll send a link.
I'll send you the address if it's not...
I don't think you're right, sir.
Maybe you're reading the thing right now.
Yes, sir.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say, King.
Go to use the Get-Suit or the law.
We got a Cp226.
What's up, buddy?
What's up, buddy?
What's up, buddy?
What's up?
My friends asked me to watch him.
What's up?
How do you see everything?
Where's the body armor in the back?
There's nothing to see.
There's nothing to see.
What's up, buddy?
Who are those friends?
I don't know.
Where did you find them?
They're from the one you got.
How long?
A long?
A minute.
How did you know?
That's about 320.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Tony's shot.
Who was shot?
Who was he?
I think it was the shots fired.
What?
I don't know.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
So what was the plan tonight?
Why is it an officer shot?
I didn't have no idea.
I was going to make some noise.
Okay.
Okay.
And whose guns are they?
Okay.
Whose guns are they?
New system that I invented.
Okay.
It's a little ticker that they had.
They had it again.
And it updates everybody on the actual fact that it's
some dispatcher.
Everybody that's in law enforcement in the area,
it has big AOE.
And it updates in real time the parameters of what they're currently dealing with.
It affects the parameters.
Radio's open on different frequencies until I get it.
They don't always communicate.
Talk to my dad.
What's in there?
A PG?
Let me see, let me see.
Hold on, hold on. That one's empty. That's that.
How's that?
Can't see it.
Hey, we're doing a PC search on this car for anti-guns, ammo, anything like that.
Hey, hey, hey, please be careful for explosives or anything, bro.
Just keep your eyes out.
The plates? Who's that?
So much loot in there. Just so much loot in there, man.
Dude, look at this. What the f-
Yeah, I've said that it's great
This is purple and some of this is orange little text. This is like a straight coordinated
If we see a phone take it out
I'm trying to be very careful with the backpacks. Yeah, be real careful though. Hey, make sure we go through. What about a ball?
Look at this they even have a metatomic here
I think there's a...
Chad, Logan is almost too excited.
I feel there are shorts on what could be.
I mean, it's a terror attack,
and these guys already carried out
to shoot at the opposite of whatever.
They should get bombs to go out on this muscle guy.
I just hang out right here.
This is just like a straight, coordinated terror attack
on the ice potential facility.
Dude, they were playing on hunkling down.
We got like six people.
Traumaticants, planes, ARs, all sorts of stuff.
Holy...
What the f**k man?
What the f**k dude?
This is f**king crazy.
How many people do you think he had in his car?
I have one.
I have the driver's.
No, he's the driver.
I don't know.
That's what came right.
Riley, how many people do you think he had in his car?
You wouldn't tell me that this guy just met people online and f**king drove him and
didn't notice that they put a bunch of s**t in his car?
With seven people in custody and the shooter still at large, officers discovered
an eighth-involved person in the neighborhood adjacent to the ICE facility.
What are you doing out here?
I was peacefully protesting officer and then I saw y'all.
I got scared, I ran away, I'm so sorry.
Um, I saw, uh...
Were you with the other ones?
Uh, with other ones.
Peacefully protesting and nail the night to what God wants, huh?
God shot her.
There's six other people?
Case closed, I mean, if you...
All good?
I got one by the Y, I saw a couple other people.
I left off some of them.
You want me candles and stuff like that?
I just got answers.
I got these two.
Okay.
Am I gonna find any weapons in this bag?
Uh, no sir, maybe a pocket knife, but I don't know if he's out of his own.
Do you have anything on you?
Uh, no officer, I don't.
Is that a piece of fire on the ground?
On lethal?
I'm wondering how I was lost so far.
He's part of the group.
I thought it was a piece of protest during the group.
Yeah.
So that would be tame and then it just went to people.
I got to keep the camera in the spray tank thinking, oh, I'm going to use a make a sign
and stuff like that.
That's just my protest bag.
So I got everything to make signs and stuff like that.
Jack, Jack, he's into peaceful art.
It's a classic.
He was there to do a peaceful drawing that would inspire people to stop working there.
I mean, in a sense, I mean, the story is coming together.
Yeah, okay.
I didn't think they were crazy like right now. I'm just trying to find out how many people we have that are involved
I
Is that Autumn Hill?
Autumn Hill, that's sure.
Yeah. Carson, 100% sure it's Autumn.
It looks like her.
What's your name?
Megan.
What's your real name?
Megan Morris.
Megan Morris?
Okay.
Hey, that's Megan Morris.
Caps.
She's claiming to be Megan Morris.
Megan Morris.
There's an ID for her.
There's an ID for her. Megan Morris in here.
Officers continued patrolling the area,
and three hours later,
spotted a man in all black
a man in all black walking along highway 67, three miles east of the facility.
Come here.
Get down to your knees. Turn around. Turn around.
73-1.
I'm there with a white male wearing all black technical pants covered in mud.
67 and 27-28.
Chad, what about a big ass taser? It's like a box.
Get you up in the back, and it makes the spine tweak the fuck out, and it can be completely paralyzed.
You go hand side cover. Don't fucking move. You understand?
Bring me the other hand.
Where are you coming from?
Not my friend for sure.
Sure, roll it around the side.
Okay, I'm gonna lift you up, lift you on your butt.
That's it?
That's it.
Okay.
Is there anybody else out here with you?
Sir.
Okay.
Is that a yes or no?
Not that I know of.
Another onion haircut, like classical.
I mean, I've been saying for a while
that you've made those illegal.
I mean, I've said this before.
I care for the public and their safety,
they make the onion cuts illegal I mean it's not our what I don't have an onion
and a cut
nothing either you're just being weird
in all nine people were arrested immediately following the shooting
Joy Gibson Elizabeth and Inez Soto Seth Sykes Maricela Ruida Savannah Baton
Megan Morris Nathan Baumann and Zachary Evans all were federally charged with providing material support to terrorists while some received additional
Charges riot with intent to commit an act of violence conspiracy to use and carry explosives and conspiracy to conceal implicating documents
11 firearms were recovered and according to yo yo yo yo explosives and conspiracy to conceal implicating documents 11 fire
Do that's actually crazy
Oh
Am I am I am I dumb or locker chat conspiracy to conceal I don't like to step up 11 fire
Yeah, it's it's gonna weird. No, Jeff. You're gonna have this this type of thing
I'd be I guess from the left maybe from the light but with the flashlight is they gonna in
uh encumbering arms were recovered. It's like a tenfold set up. Transaction records all were purchased legally four firearms belongs to song and one was found at the scene of the
shooting jammed and legally modified with a binary trigger effectively doubling the rate of fire 11 spent five five six shell casings were found near his firearm
authorities began a massive manhunt for the shooter benjamin song leading officers to serve a no knock warrant at meghan morris's home an additional
Demonstrator autumn hill who was present at the demonstration, but left the area prior to the shooting was taken into custody in charge with most of the
Same charges as the other nine on July
What the fuck the shooting was taken into check is that like a birthmarks like that cuz I know in both pictures
They got some bullshit like what the fuck it like this is like beard glitch
Straighter autumn hill who was present at the demonstration, but left the area prior to the shooting was taken into custody in charge with
most of the same charges as the other nine. On July 6th, Maricela Rueda's husband, Daniel
Sanchez Estrada, was surveilled and subsequently arrested following a jail call between the
two. Daniel, right? Yeah. Anybody in the garden? No, not at all. Anybody that's going to hurt
us? No, not at all, sir. They asked if you were involved and I was just like, God,
no, but he, no, he doesn't know anything. He was not involved and he doesn't know
anything about anything. Like, um, this is the truth. This is the truth, I understand,
This is too dangerous for you. I understand. But like, just take care of my baby.
My car is parked on the 2400 blocks of 56th Street.
Yeah, so the person, I'm in contact with the person already, but we don't have a key.
I know. Toe it.
Yeah, that's what we figured out today.
Toe it. My phone is in the back.
If you can either get somebody to get in there however they can, or get a locksmith to get all my stuff out.
I already went to your house reading.
I don't know exactly like the charges, but she called me this morning.
Where?
Johnson County.
You shouldn't tell you anything?
That's your spouse, right?
Yeah, that's my wife.
I don't know anything about this.
Yeah, that's my wife.
playing catch up but you know, I mean you don't have coverage talk about
did she tell you what happened?
But no.
What do you think happened?
Charges are
I mean, she's got some severe charges, man. It's a aggravated assault and then
terrorism. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Yeah.
No, no, no, like I was shocked when she was arrested. Like
For towing Maricela's vehicle which contained medical supplies water and a box of zines from a wide range of social
Zines
What's like his zines causes Daniel was charged with corruptly concealing documents and conspiracy to conceal documents around the same
The bag is in.
Bad disease.
He's still hiding in a field near the detention facility.
Contacted a friend to help him escape.
Cell phone data obtained by a federal search warrant show that Song's phone continued checking
in with cell towers near the facility, before suddenly checking in to a cell tower in
Dallas and going dark after July 7.
For over a week, Song was moved to various locations, while his friends, who helped
along the way, were being arrested and interrogated, eventually ending with the
FBI arresting him at a Dallas apartment.
Benjamin Song was charged with riot, providing material support to terrorists, conspiracy
to use and carry an explosive.
Used and carry an explosive, three counts of attempted murder of officers and employees
of the United States, and three counts of discharging a firearm in furtherance of a
crime of violence.
Though the federal government maintains in its court filings that the demonstration
was a coordinated terror attack, Autumn Hill, in an interview with uncloseted media
maintains that her role, along with many of her co-defendants, was not rooted
in terror.
what's called a noise demonstration,
which is a pretty typical form of protest.
You know, you show up outside of a building
where something is going on
that you and your friends might disagree with.
And you make a lot of noise
to signal your presence and dissent.
But my goal was to let the people inside
the detainees know, hey, we're here.
We know that you were there.
You haven't been forgotten.
The jail was set at $5 million per charge.
Many defendants, including those who aided Benjamin after the shooting,
pled guilty to their charges and received lighter sentences for their cooperation with authorities.
That's it?
That's it!
The shooting pled guilty to their charges and received lighter sentences for their cooperation with authorities,
while most of those who took part in the demonstration went to trial.
Each of the defendants who went to trial were found guilty and given decades-long sentences
and are currently facing additional state charges.
Additionally, Daniel Sanchez,
who never attended the demonstration,
and Autumn Hill, who left before shots were fired,
were found guilty on all counts
and received 30 years and 50 years in federal prison.
Signal messages stored in the notification cache
recovered from Ebbett's phone,
reveal that Rueda and Song discussed bringing rifles
hours before the noise demons.
Um.
Tration took place with Song believing
that bringing more than one rifle
would possibly make officers back off.
Off.
For his role, Benjamin was found guilty on all counts
and sentenced to 100 years in prison.
In total, 22 people were arrested
for their role in the demonstration,
shooting, or for aiding songs escaped from authorities.
Officer Gross was airlifted the night he was shot,
was discharged hours later,
and acted as a primary witness
in the federal case against the Prairie Land demonstrators.
Jesus, they got rolled.
I mean, they got rolled.
I don't know why they didn't got a deal. I mean it seems like Evans was pretty pretty good
But I mean I guess they really need it. USA is a fucking warzone shit
Hello, Rwanda Savannah Patons safe war. Riot was intent to commit an ATM
Toe and explosion explosive three counts of attempted murder of officers and employees of the United States
Well, that's not I thought all the US know there's just just incidents
That was awful. That was interesting though. I mean, I think it's going to be hard to
believe that it wasn't terrorism, right? If you do that, like a bunch of cops, cops,
Hello?
Kill Fat Boy Equals Band.
I don't think we see that before.
Did you get banned?
Let me check your logs.
Should I check your logs, or is that...
Yeah, let me check.
Timed out one day. See, I don't...
I kind of hate this thing,
where people say,
oh, I got banned for this
when you got timed out.
Like, now I want to ban you, you know what I mean?
So I use it as, um, okay, well, all right, well, I mean, right.
The report of police misconduct sparks a criminal investigation, revealing not only a disturbing
abuse of automated license plate recognition systems, but just how far a Florida deputy
was willing to go to get what he wanted.
Okay, there's a flood guy?
So far, it's him.
So shiny thing.
It's early March, 2026.
Oh, hold on.
Let me watch this.
Pulled off control and brought to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office headquarters.
Supervisors take his duty belt and his firearms before sitting down for a meeting that's
anything but routine.
So the reason we're pulling in today is for a criminal investigation, okay?
So our criminal investigation is whatever you need and some database stuff, right?
Do you have an idea what it's about?
I think so.
Okay.
Well, what do you think this is about?
I know I've stopped people to some, you know,
other situation and kind of look like I'm David.
But then that's it.
Okay, who do you look at?
It's not a lot of them.
Oh, sorry for that.
I'm giving you a chance.
Okay.
I mean, I'm not talking about our law enforcement.
We had no Ashley's in school.
This is a little bit beyond that.
Well, I'm from...
Anywhere, somebody named...
Yes.
The detective is asking about a woman named Madison.
She hadn't reported Lamar herself, in fact, she doesn't yet know she's a victim.
Madison was filming on the set of Bad Monkey, a dark comedy crime drama series,
and Lamar was there to provide security.
But no part of his behavior made Madison feel safe.
Starting from when she first stepped on set.
What?
The very first day, which was February 3rd, they had us hold on to the scene,
and the same as I make get off the bus.
And it was like, immediately it was oh my god,
why did nobody tell me we were bringing models to set,
just being very loud and loud.
And the models, like tomorrow.
Okay.
And I couldn't point them immediately,
and I'm like, this is still uncomfortable.
Yes.
It's not how I want my first to be,
like it's not what I want to do.
And this was right when you got off the bus?
It was soon that I was walking with the show,
But at this point I was like, is he a real cop or is he part of the calcium show?
Without knowing if Lamar was a real deputy, Madison tried to continue on set as normal.
But later that day, he approached her.
He comes up to me and he's like, hey, I apologize if I made you feel uncomfortable or disrespected
you or anything.
And I'm like, oh no, you're fine.
And he said, what's your name?
And he was like, do you live here in town in Key West and with a light crew and I'm like,
hey American, you're my boyfriend, you're a couple years old.
But according to Madison, the apology wasn't the end of it.
He came back up to me and he's like, hey, do you have like social media or anything?
And I'm like, I noticed the ring on his finger, but then again I'm like, it's a little cop or a safe day cop.
And I'm like, yeah, I do.
and he like pulls out his phone
and I'm not mean enough to be like leaving me alone.
Right.
He like pulls out his phone and he's like,
what is it?
And I was like, my name,
and I was kind of starting to be standing off this
because I get told what it's to mean
or what it's like how.
Dude, where is this going, man?
And he pulls me up and then he's like,
oh, you're popping there and I'm like, huh.
However, when detectives ask Lamar about the encounter,
he describes a very different dynamic.
It was kind of like a thing where she gave me her name, we were kind of teasing, talking
on her.
It was kind of like one of those things.
Okay.
Near that flirt, right?
Yeah.
She was like giving me hints, like a good luck, fight me, whatever, you know, I was
just getting like, I will, something like that.
So you think why she communicated back and everything?
One of those things?
I just said one thing and kind of just like went back off this
I know I was
You know I'm married
By Madison's account Lamar kept coming back
Approaching her three or four times even as other people on set pulled her away from him
But one comment would later prove to be more than inappropriate behavior
And he came up to me and he was like
I'm gonna pull you over
know you're not and he's like I'm gonna find him and boy over and he's like
flirty like I'm like it's a joke and I'm like see like no you're not I was in
my boyfriend wouldn't not be happy I wouldn't recommend that and then he was
like he's just laughing it off whatever Lamar believed was happening
between them investigators discovered that his interest in Madison didn't
stay on the film set I mean how obsessed I mean for the driver in
vehicle information database is restricted to authorized law enforcement use and gives
officers access to sensitive driver information. In Madison's case, police record show Lamar
accessed information including her address, photo, signature and vehicles.
Why did you run under it? For some reason I didn't need to but I don't know. I knew
I knew where I went, I did that, I was a f**k, so I kind of went back, I'm just saying like, you know, I was just...
Well, I'm going to just walk, what?
I'm going to find her.
So you ran away with David?
Yeah.
What?
Well, I mean, I guess, I did the M&I first.
It's not welcome.
M&I is the master name index, which stores information about anyone who has contact with a law enforcement agency.
Okay, so you ran away with David, did you get your M&I?
Did you find any info on M&I?
Yeah.
Yeah, and then did you, whatever you found in an eye, so runner and given?
Yeah.
Okay.
Y'all, this guy!
There's no way we're gonna do it.
It's okay.
Using law enforcement databases for an unauthorized purpose can result in criminal consequences.
However, accessing Madison's information was just the beginning.
All of a sudden, I'm driving into Thanksgiving traffic.
Like, nothing's too bad, and I see this cop on the side here.
And he cuts off the truck behind me.
And I'm like, and immediately I'm like, this is him, I think that was him, and I can see him and I'm like, I'm like, really weird.
And I'm like, he's better not pull me over.
Detectives have deputy Romans dashcam footage from the incident, which automatically activates when the vehicle reaches 70 miles per hour.
The footage shows him passing two large trucks in a no-passing zone, then passing an SUV and nearly causing a head-on collision.
Eventually he gets behind Madison's car and flips on his lights.
and he pulled me over and then he came up to the cashier window
and I had my window open and I'm like
I knew it was you
and I'm like
there's all my information pop up in your stream and like how did you know it was me and it was a thing so to that front of you
did you pull her over?
uh... I did
when you pulled her over, did you know it's her?
yes
did you have a little reason to pull her over? how did you find out when she was exactly though?
license plate shit right it's like
it's hoping your boyfriend is in the car so i could pull him out and give him a hard time
and like again
i would not
he's fucking blocking his shit
why don't you follow him back on instagram
and i was like i have to go to see that fort
and i go and he was like
yeah yeah yeah i'm just kind of looking around in my car and i'm like
can i please go and then he finally just like
I could have, I feel like I had that moment that had my phone in my hand where I could have started the boarding, where I could have popped off and then it's like, it's Mara where you just please stop.
I'm not sure, I mean, I mean, it hasn't said that anything fuck was related, I know why you're saying that.
I just felt like I didn't have the, the encounter of that situation.
Madison knew Lamar had somehow found her, but she's about to learn how far he'd actually gone to chase her down.
So I'm going to say some information that may be a set of two.
And I think this is set of two.
As a cop, he did miss either databases to look you up, right?
So he looked you up multiple times
to see where you live, access your information.
Unfortunately, we do have what's called a license-segregator in the LPR system, which
they use, the careless tradition up and down the highway.
And we use that for the whole thing.
Yes, but we have one highway, so if we're going to plumb out of here, we make it very
easy to do that.
That's not luck!
I just don't think that...
He put your tank in there so that he would be alerted when your vehicle...
Brothers, these have been around for fucking years, not decades, but it's on the fucking
highway, and they're using multiple cases that we've watched, shit, people get
Colleagues, this is in flocking, dumb fuck.
According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office,
the department uses cameras made by Inside LPR,
which manufactures automated license plate recognition systems similar in function to flocks safety.
Made for both police and commercial use,
Insight says its systems have recorded more than 10 billion license plates
and are used in more than 1,500 US cities.
Did you create a holless with the tie?
Yes.
What is this?
What is this?
It's not flocking.
Bro, holy fucking shit.
Similar to how flock operates it.
Because that's what a flock's goal is.
But the reason why flock is flock
is all the other shit that it does.
The license plate is being
on the fucking highways and shit.
Most of them.
What the fuck are you talking about, man?
It's like, past multiple cars, it looks like your camera went on about three times prior
to getting behind her, to pursuing Mary in an effort to just stop her and say, hey.
I asked him, she was, he might go.
Oh, move it, go for it, you said Flockham, it's not Flockham.
I mean, what, bro, I have to be honest with you, whether you like Flockham or
not, you're branded, you're fucking libtarded at the wazoo.
Oh, well it's a problem. It's like it because it records like holy shit stop
Well me and like I thought she was like a model for like the acting because you know the rut cast on
I'm gonna go say hi and I did
and she cried her name, I was like, oh, my second.
You should follow me big way.
So you're saying if I still don't know the magic time
I'm out.
Is she like, have some time to switch on the phone?
Yeah.
What was your goal with all of this?
Like, what?
No, I'm not doing that, man.
All right.
Come on, brother.
I think just being someone like that, you know,
and finally getting the hype on that.
And, you know, she was leaning on,
and it was just one of those things where she was kind
of pushing that teasing and all that and that's why I just like I stopped right after and nothing
else.
Detectives assure Madison that Lamar was fired.
According to court records he's later arrested.
He was charged with three counts of unlawful use of computers, systems, network or electronic
devices all third degree felonies.
He pleaded not guilty but the case was ultimately placed into pretrial intervention.
Beginning July 1st, 2026, prosecution was deferred for 24 months.
If he completes all the conditions, the state attorney's office will dismiss the charges.
His conditions include 100 hours of community service, therapy at least once a month, and
no contact with Madison.
If he violates the agreement, prosecutors can resume the case.
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You know what, Jeff, say what you want about some of this shit, okay?
If somebody gets like some parole plus all this sand community service, I don't mind it that much.
Because the reality, I think some of this stuff that's this far should come with mandatory jail.
But all the people, all the resources out of the system, all the money out,
go to jail, make it free housing, free food, and give them nothing back.
100 hours of the mission is we could use that. I mean, that's what I should take it
That's not if they're not gonna do forced hard labor
for for jailies of bad crimes then
Commissioners is it can be a net positive for this site
Cut we've also dropped brand new eWoo videos available only on eWoo plus
Available now on IOS. It's not a gulag. It's not a gulag. Yeah, it's just not and you're gonna say well
It operates like a gulag, so it basically is a gulag.
Like dude, just stop, just stop.
Guys, I'm also,
Broke it.
I clearly don't agree with the way that flock is formatted.
I think it's wrong, I think it's unsecure,
I think it's a technology that's great.
And unfortunately, currently not up to form, right?
I still think that technology is great and should be used.
But this isn't Flock.
Like, we don't have to go back in the olden days
and remove all the technology that has been good
and has been positive in society.
Because it does so that Flock does.
Like, fuck that, dude.
It's just annoying.
Like, the former Flock is how invasive it is,
how unsecured it is, and how much it
films and detect things that it's not really has business doing it, right?
These readers are mostly, vast majority, on the highways and looking at plates, like genuinely.
And you'd be like, oh dude, this is, this is Flock, you sound stupid.
What is it here, what am I doing?
Six Flags calls this their cutting edge, break all the rules, Roller Coaster.
But these two riders never imagined, minutes after getting off the ride this summer, they
would end up in the same hospital, the very same week with similar brain hemorrhages.
And they're not the only riders who say they've been hurt.
A CNN investigation finds more than a dozen people who rode the X2 Roller Coaster at
California's Six Flags Magic Mountain suffered serious injuries and hospitalizations over
nearly two decades, including a 22 year old who died. And the latest cases happened just
weeks ago.
It was seconds. You go in as yourself and then when you come back, you're a medical
emergency.
This was from a roller coaster.
Exactly.
Pam Gillan was at Magic Mountain.
her daughter Camille celebrating her 16th birthday on July 5th. They boarded X2.
We got off the car and we saw her mom. She looked lifeless, not a thought behind her eyes, nothing.
I was talking to her, mommy, please wake up. Mommy, mommy, it's okay, we're here.
She had her brain bladed. Her mom had a really bad brain bladed.
An ambulance rushed Pam from Six Flags to the hospital, where surgeons discovered
what's called an acute subdural hematoma with brain compression.
Surgeons cut her skull open to relieve the pressure on her brain.
I was shocked.
I was just, this is not OK.
It wasn't OK for me to see my mom like that.
And it's like, it's my mom.
How large is the incision?
Oh, you had a concovenant slide, really?
Pretty long.
While Pam Gillan fought in this hospital bed,
X2 kept running. 25 year old Naomi Greer-Wilkinson had no idea what had just happened. Six days
after Pam's injury, Naomi got on the X2's.
I'm giving you the wishes of brain during the curves for a long duration.
What had happened to her brain?
The jarring had damaged part of her brain and it had begun to bleed.
She was rushed to the same hospital.
Joshua Wilkinson and Artemis Greer are Naomi's parents.
I do remember one of the surgeons storming through the ER and yelling, how many is it
this month?
They've got to shut that ride down.
He was furious.
This is Naomi.
And just like Pam Gillan, she had emergency brain surgery.
I sat us down and said, she is at the end of life.
And I just thought that didn't matter.
Yo, this actually sparking for life about this little shit, man.
Totally.
Yo, I don't even want to go to Google's anymore, man.
Naomi.
And she fluttered her eyelid.
We looked at each other like she's in there,
like she's there.
I'm going to go back to the fucking cup of tea
so I don't have to fuck her.
A woman who loves cats and the arts
remains in the hospital with an uncertain future.
Naomi should have never, ever in a million years
even had the option to get on that ride.
You don't have a brain, it's not an issue for you.
Ooh!
Like, who says shit like this?
I mean, I'm just gonna know what you're doing.
You like their explanation.
Six Flags says what makes X2 different.
Oh, I get it, okay.
The guy who rode that, he rode the ride.
I get it.
No, no, no.
Don't don't don't get me. I did it. You're right here. You're right here.
Spin 360 degrees forwards and backwards independently around the track riders plummet 200 feet at speeds
up to 76 miles per hour with two so-called raven turns or half loops that turn into sheer drops.
Doctors who treated both Naomi and Pam say the severe brain injuries were the result of a
a traumatic rapid acceleration deceleration event experienced while on the X2 ride.
Court cases alleging serious brain...
How come people will take fucking turns in F1 at fucking 200 miles an hour or some shit
cradling to the barrier and be chilling it and some ride is doing that?
Entries from X2, gate back...
Training it!
Girl, you cannot train your brain out of a wobble!
I cannot!
I cannot!
He died after riding the X-2 four years ago.
A coroner's report found he died of blunt head trauma
during a park ride accident.
Six Flags didn't answer CNN's questions,
but the company's court filings have stated
the ride went through daily inspections
and a normal rider using the ride as instructed
would not have traumatic brain injury.
It's breathing.
As instructed, buddy, there shouldn't be any instructions
for your fucking ride.
If your user is in the seat
and they fucking die.
I mean, that's your fault, you buster.
It keeps this thing going.
Lawyer Christopher Balone represents both
the family and the L.A. Cams families.
No ride should ever be dangerous enough for anyone
that they're coming off of it
with severe intercranial bleeding.
More than three million people visit Magic Mountain.
Okay, okay, Victor Detroit.
I understand that the F-1 driver is a trend or neck.
This is the next F-1 sentence.
When you're hitting the barrier,
You're at fucking 150 miles an hour.
Nobody gives a shit about your training.
Bro, you're never on the, yeah, you have the brace
and all that.
The brain still does this, what it does,
it'll still do the exact same motion.
And then you're thinking that your human muscles
can start to bring them wobbling inside of your head
and your skull.
Each year.
Buddy!
That's the thing.
Oh yeah?
My elevator was crashing down.
And what I did at the bottom,
but I knew it was gonna hit the bottom.
I jumped.
Holy, yo, Jack.
The elevator was crashing and I jumped
so it canceled the hit.
Holy shit.
Yo, yo, I'm the gold.
No, dude.
Six Black Tulsa.
The momentum you already have.
After Naomi Greer Wilkinson was hurt.
You're looking at a very long road.
It could be six months.
It could be two years.
It could be five years.
I don't know.
This is the hardest thing a human being can go through.
You can go to where it's Brian?
I remember everyone so excited about it.
They go to research it.
I'm about to get really fucking mad.
I just keep seeing stuff.
After doing simple things, I won't be 100%
because it's brain damage.
Sometimes I just feel really bad.
The gear dampens it then.
Just like a boxing it with the helmet and shipping.
You couldn't ask for crashes in F1, you just said the drivers.
Our special boy.
Everyone gets fucked in crashes 200 dick.
Buddy, I'm just saying, a lot of the athletes have crashed multiple times in the barrier
at speeds that are way beyond some of this shit, okay, and they're chillin', they're
chillin' pal.
But you don't say training, I'm gonna get mad.
Helmets are fucking worthless.
When you're going 200, it doesn't do nothing.
The brain cell wobble. Oh, yeah, I'm done. Okay. I'm done. Here's what I'm talking about. Okay. Yeah
Do you like carrot or cucumber more for vegetable?
I
Mean we need to submit this work to me about things that I mean they use it or more of your style
Yeah, I pull
Apple
Jack, Jack, helmet or not, okay?
If you're going to the mouth and out, okay, this is your speed, okay, this is your speed,
okay, this is your speed.
You're going to say you're going to 150, okay?
Absolutely, come on, master.
If you were to hit an obstacle, bang, yeah, maybe not a barrier, maybe there's some
cushions and some wallets, yeah, bang, bang, bang, okay, cool.
brain again in its skull. It's in a shell. Even if you're completely immobile, you have
a neck brace and a helmet, you have an A8, a particular shell. Whenever you get that,
that 150, hold on, it'll still be getting like maybe a hundred. What do you have with this
bad boy. What happens with this guy, if you have one of these? What do you think of this
guy? It still has all of that momentum, all the inertia.
Just grow it so a bot can prove that. And then it'll still wobble against the front
like this, it'll go pfft, meow, meow, and then back, and then it'll recoil. That's what the
printers are like. It'll still have a lot of force. Bump! Fuck's love with you!
Man?
These roller coaster people spawned and with a slight debuff and makes them more prone
to get injured from a roller coaster. They would die if they drove an F1 car.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.
I don't think this is quite a predisposition that these
have been accounted for, right?
A predisposition maybe of a brain cell?
Oh my fucking god, I can't do it, I can't do it.
God, an F1 driver's helmet is more than just
a protective device.
Today it's a protective device.
I get it!
Don't skip me, Grogat, so a bot can prove how dumb you are.
It's the physical set!
OK, OK, OK.
I'm blocking it.
Even with helmets and all safety features
of modern F1 cars,
do drivers brain suffer from an impact
on the barrier at high speed?
George Mark?
Every component I said earlier,
every component I said earlier,
is in there.
Everything I said is in here.
There's nothing new that I added in this.
Everything is in here.
What?
Um, yeah, I'll give you an answer.
And a talking point.
There are only four manufacturers that service
the 20 drivers driving in season 2023.
And one of those companies services
more than half of the field and a little later on in this video I'll give you a tour of their
production facility. Plus obviously all the drivers have their team somewhere written on their helmet
and a very small police logo on the tear-offs and on the back this year's helmet still features
his Still We Rise right next to the Butthrain International Circuit.
Okay, what if it is just a complicated thing?
Um, um, okay, yes, blah, blah.
Energy absorption better is very cool.
Um, it doesn't make the brain immune to a high speed.
Okay, bang, bang, bang, yep, yep, yep, bang!
But it sloshes it. That's exactly what I said. It sloshes in the skull. No shit.
And what about the training though? There was trained to anti-slosh brain.
That I actually have a muscle inside my skull that retracts the brain and says
no no no no and it grips and says no don't move and it brings the brain
back when it hits like fuck you fuck off you should try to become a nef one
driver you've got the safest brain on earth underneath that massive helmet on
your head I'm imagine them we told you that and you kept debating against it
you pull of the clip mods pull the clip what clip you pull the clip you
you bitch you pull the clip it okay hold on hold on
yeah yeah you should train against you should train tell your brain no no no
no don't do that you're just a train against the force
If the board just stops there and then your head carries on, the same speed.
That's ridiculous.
Look at that.
If he makes his neck more strong, this is less.
But this is going at fucking whatever, 20.
But if I just bump it at him.
You're talking about a card when I'm 150.
Are you dumb?
This should be your Facebook profile.
How many did you think of?
I didn't like it.
Um...
Chey's confusing G.
I know, I understand it. They don't get it.
Football players train their brains all the time.
This study is not correct.
Football players train their brains?
Get the fuck out of here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Get him the fuck out of here what train your brain against blood for strut up
It doesn't take much to get brain damage this chat is restart
That's it I can't anymore chat
Um, show me a football hit.
See, it's even easier if you train against that.
Um, oh yeah, maybe one.
Alright, one more time.
I love helmets! I love helmets!
That's classic! That's classic!
Yeah.
That, I'm gonna say great, I mean, I'm gonna say great.
They redistribute some of the load, right?
And it helps to desalinate a little bit, right?
Still not, you're still sloshing it.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Here's your helmet. I love helmets.
Anyway, what is that?
to the top of the middle field
and completes.
Oh, a flag does come in.
Went to the head.
Lewis Harris is going to be flagged
for this on the hit on Antonio
Brown and it's going to put the
Steelers in field goal range.
Perfect was in there, too
Perfect it's coming across the field. I saw it. I thought it was only five. I mean it is the victim only coverage is at 55 or 37
Perfect in the end
Definitely took the shot to the head you could see it live
Martin Lewis before this track started was talking on
on the sideline the whole time it seemed like to want to perfect it y'all
come on brah come on brah to want to the whole time it seemed like to want to
perfect and yes oh my release
That's, of course, Flayla.
What the, what are they, gonna kill Luzon here?
Out of control.
Out of control.
It's gonna be everything.
That's gonna be suspension, flying.
What up, y'all?
I mean, forget about penalty on the game or whatever, this should kill you in jail time.
This could have killed him, isn't it?
What happened?
What happened to his watch?
Chad, what was in the middle of the air though?
Chad, did he get hit by a bolt?
um that's just grim though
okay yo vicar what are you licking me why is this some some country what the fuck what are you licking me
But what's with his music?
Uh...
Alright?
Alright?
I'm not gonna lie, I tried to get the one that was the most important.
So what do you want?
Yeah, he's gonna have to...
Oh, not the ball comes out!
Pull it's off!
Flags are down!
Think that's a fact for very few years.
But you have still a question about the celebration and deceleration.
It's much worse.
Yes, I'm excited.
The G. It's like slamming the side of a bottle versus spinning the bottle.
I under... Bro, you're missing the point of what I was saying.
I absolutely understand this. It's what I said during the curves and whatever.
It's pushing the brain down, like it's really making the little...
almost ball on the one side and it's the exact opposite.
It's like slamming the other side. I get it. I understand that.
That goes on his feet and Harbaugh's yelling at Alonzo right now.
He's in Alonzo's space.
Harbaugh is limited.
He just lost her quarterback for the game and Harbaugh knows that.
This is a, walks the ball to the big one, slaps it.
Benz's head, helmet comes jarringly off.
And it's definitely a penalty as the quarterback gives himself up and he leans that arm in there.
That's not okay.
Look, he knows he's going down and at the end right...
Wall.
Not really.
There he leans.
That's not okay.
Oh, I mean, yes.
Look, he knows he's going down and at the end right there, he leans it down.
I see it, I see it.
unsportsmanlike conduct defense number 92
We also have the digital quality for a phone. It's able to the ground that player is disqualified
Jack we're the back shit the
Getting bothered with this shit if you make a run Johnny should put the knee down
I mean you're too much of an important part of the team
You fucking chill on a run
They can do that, huh?
And see it.
Right there.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
That is unbelievable.
And there is Girard with a towel to his head,
and Haynesworth has been disqualified.
He's been still fighting K-Vegetons.
He's going to be a penalty on George T because he's going to clock him.
Now, T is going to be kicked out of the game.
What the fuck are they doing?
You know, I got to tell you, I don't blame T for doing that.
I really don't know how many of you are surviving, Link.
Because if some guys mad, they jump the gloves, and they fight fists to fucking face.
They, Jack, they, Jack, fucking love it!
They fight with their knuckles.
Jack is trying to bring five, but he has slides and throws,
and it'll be a bang if his balls intersect at nine bags.
There's a light one that this is not going to be for the Interceptions, there's a couple of flags.
Like here's an example. Here's an example.
Hold on.
They're feeling pretty good about themselves, but their last game against the New York
County University, they're going to go, and this is the first ever matchup between a
couple of the super heavyweights, Brian Reaves and Matthew Olivier. Olivier's taken
from the hearth, supports for Reaves, and Olivier's, for Reaves, is balanced.
BAN!
No BAN!
Chance, that's not too bad.
What a weird sport you wouldn't get it you wouldn't get it then yeah
Hago from Tampa Bay to Chucks from Florida.
Did not see this coming.
Have you seen this expensive off the pitch state?
The only day is that.
Hago scannin' away as he got packed up and pouring the crowd to
Yeah, even more vocal in fact that you should really family to it to a
Call it that way even started
Revenous on the old days
Little cat at the start
Giggle and Matthew Kachuk
Dropped right off the hop
I'm telling you Sean
I like that look
I mean it back to the back of the game
They didn't agree, two fights is crazy, but now they get back to the ice?
Now they can play the game.
And now he's making it.
She might feel a bit much, though, but...
This is like 1996, when this building opened up with the World Cup.
That was the last time the United States won the Major Best Dog Mess International Competition
1996 here.
And Ray we talked to Keith Kajuck the other night, Brady abandoned his dad, and he described it as one of the things that he did.
Oh, Jack, Jack, Jack, I got one more going for you.
Madison Square Garden has seen its fair share of bouts on the canvas on the ice.
No undercard tonight, Rempe and McDermott, the main event to open the hockey game.
The back of the sides, the back of the side as well.
Give me VC and Lazarec.
Good roll, has dropped them with Kevin Bow as well.
Now it's 5 on 5.
McDermott and Ripley exchanging blows.
My foot everybody has gloves off at the moment.
Now for the ordinary John Morale, there's only four officials with five bites.
They're trying to break up what they can,
they want to ramp in, and the German still throwing it.
Yandere Miller got the better John Moreno down on the other end.
Has McDermott still feeding rights to Rampy.
The other four are all done.
Lane Vence still going.
That's unbelievable.
Holy, John!
They're doing it like that.
Another gun on the other end.
This is a marathon between
Intensity these two coaches to
There is right there
They went first but we're all looking
On my new site which was wrecked
A main belt in the German
And then Merino goes Miller
And Miller boy he's a strong one
Boy he's got the best at Merino on the right side
But everybody's looking at this one right here
I
Holy classic all right all right
No good by telling it Jack Jack it's a get it's a get from me. I need a day to start those come on bro. I
Think he's the play for the the avalanche
No, watch this water water butchers
Score goals and double figures
Another red-wing player is held up by right goal
All 10 skaters involved here
That was out of the ball and here comes Asgut.
Last year it was Vernon and Waugh.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Now he wants to go to Asgut. Here he goes again.
Do you believe this?
You know, the crowd, the crowd is like, it's like a happy winter.
Oh, Patrick, with some right hands on our side!
Well, it's, I mean, it's going everywhere now.
We talked about it, John.
Classical. Oh, the classical.
Get your hand, the ball is trying to reach in right there.
Telling it.
You gotta watch the coaches here.
That way, it's Sunday too.
Well, I get to hold on to Oscar.
What year is this?
Another life, another life, another life, another life,
another life, another life, another life, another life.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I was developing the game with them as the game released, surely they're gonna invite
Wait, are you in the game?
What, the beta? No.
Wait, why not?
I'm gonna roblox debate. Let me leave. Okay, what?
You're in the beta branch? How'd you get that?
Really?
I was playing the game yesterday for a little while
You would really like the zombies notice very good actually
Yeah, we have a lot of new one though, yeah, we got agree we do that
Yeah, I
Miss watching you play Mario cars XQC and we're gonna take it okay to vomit from this game what?
I'm not saying, I'm not saying I'm not, you're good.
And you're good to debate on a relaxer.
I was hosting one.
Let's see.
Don't really, to be honest, this is the same stuff.
Yeah, it's no content.
The reality is that you need to join on topics that you would never do yourself
because you're not that guy.
You just join because you're innocent guy. You just want to learn more and once you get in I mean the most unhinged shit
It's not involved because it's just the topic you join it
It's if you just joined five all that if you make the topic of the baguette. Oh
I hate to be like 30 seconds. That's what I think
Yeah, you need to join it and you have to yeah
Why are all games so heavy in it um
Like like gigabytes
Yeah, like cod is like 200 gigabytes now, I it's way more than that. What I just wait on that really
Yes, yeah, isn't that extremely big? Oh
What was that
Well, I'll be a cute it don't know don't don't it. Oh no. Oh no. Oh
Oh, no, you do it just get it.
I can tell you what they said.
What what they did that?
And this is one of them for you.
He is an active analysis.
Um, wait, really?
No keys.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I don't see yeah, yo, really?
New Star Wars game when when when is the stories him when the Star Wars game I don't know
War dogs in three days
Well, what about?
Chop chop what what when does like it was like oh, uh, I saw a black shadow
It's basically Star Wars XCOM
Just these guys like a win
The devs are asleep dude, okay, I should wake him up. Come on, bro
Oh, we did ask them.
I know them.
Dude, I was there.
Um, really?
They're across the world where?
Whatever, man.
I'm done.
I'm actually mad.
Okay.
It's okay.
Sometimes I'll have to play and I'll have to go to us, but I wish we could do it.
I need to get it whiteboarded.
All right.
I think I just talked about the game.
I just said it was hard to play for a long time.
Guys, as I said, it was hard to play for a long time.
You haven't played the Zombies. You'd actually like that though.
It's actually good. I was waiting for you to get on to play that.
I don't think you'd like that.
Yeah, they're great.
Fuck man.
All right.
Maybe my DM requests?
No.
Okay, G.
Wait, why is it all old?
I shoulda knew the SSM is so bad on a thing, it's so bad.
On X?
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't understand.
They didn't tell me they changed it,
so then I looked one day and there was like,
just bajillions.
What are we doing?
You didn't even have to get to it anymore.
Yeah.
It's really poorly-orchestrated now.
I don't know what to do with you.
I know a lot of stuff on the hard work.
Because once they've done the hard work, all the engineering and all the math-bind architectural
or whatever, they just get construction to just follow the fucking do this, do that.
It's just do that.
It's not some, oh, we need to get top tier artisans to cut the correct piece properly.
It's just building.
Yeah it's a lot of hard work and I respect that but it's not, it doesn't take down to minutia
or top tiers of the field. I mean take my video games, the biggest building in the world.
Well I mean only a few people, they do all the engineering and all the math and all the
architecture shit right? But take my video games, you need elites in all the fields to do
You have the game. Otherwise, it's tough.
Yeah.
By the way, we will really beat this game in a few hours.
Brother, now what do you say?
Which one?
That's my left.
I'll chain together.
My left, my left, my left.
But not if we play on hard mode and not if we play with Greek.
I've never played that game, and yeah, I watched you lose it for hours
to Greek.
I mean, because he's still on the game.
Because he's intentionally still on the game.
he's doing like the kaisen out speed minecraft like he wants to keep playing
longer like he's never I would never tell him that he's doing up a risk it but
there are some times where I mean maybe he was distracted he's shown the
fucking game right if you do it again if you do it IRL there are more severe
consequences I've never even played the game before I've been out of play
Oh, yeah, third deal that that is a good at games. I need that good actual gamer and not like not like a fuck-head
Like Rob
Is he good
You know what I do you know, I'm like
Rob already check this for me take this for them. Okay, you know what?
What I got the mic
What you just let me take this for that. What do you mean? I don't have this quarter
Rob, do you wanna play Chain Together?
Oh, you got it! I got codes!
Oh really? Really? Really? Really?
They sent me like 50,000 codes!
They sent me a fucking Google Drive for the codes!
Okay, I'll get it.
David, check! BANG! Thank you, David.
Hold on. Okay, hold on.
Hold on, chat, I don't want to be selfish,
but I will take my code first, okay?
Then I'll give him his code, okay?
Take that, okay?
Then I'll count, one, two, three, four, five,
and I'll give chat the rest of it.
Chat?
Good chat, chat, chat, this is what it was like immediately,
so I'm not gonna scum them.
I'm about to put a bunch of codes in your chat
and this is for y'all, okay?
It's from it's not for me and I'm not nobody is this from the body people that body can read
bang
Do it I'm gonna scroll only one time. That's how you begin. You have to go to the body do you think?
Isn't it only up for a couple more hours or how long is it up for yeah?
That's cool, okay, I'm telling you we you would like to zombies my brother. I'm telling you
So I got lucky I'm going into a random and then there was this guy a random guy
Right sure put me through like a cool-ass Easter egg. It was so cool. I think you really like that
Okay, um, that's cool. I can't play the beta though
Yeah, but after that if you want to keep playing or tomorrow or something, you know what I mean?
I'm saying the future. Yeah, I mean, okay? Okay?
Okay, I agree 100% the beta, but at some point we should play that. Oh, there they are
I'm just playing sand decide I had to
Oh, no.
I had to.
Oh, I need to make something so it's on my computer.
All taken? Well, it's not possible.
I am removing a video game from my computer.
Alright, this is a game unrealization that I should really find out.
Which game?
What do you mean the duplicates?
How do you do duplicates?
I got a code from that list and he got a code from that list.
It worked.
It really worked the second.
Guys, this, all of this, I cut from the top and the bottom at the five for us and
it all worked.
I mean, you're just slow.
I mean, you're not prepared.
I mean, you're prepared to just say it. I mean, you're prepared. Yeah, I just did not get to do to help you. I mean, I try my best to give you the codes and
This will get us straight back to like the right. How long is your darling gonna take?
Oh, that's what same thing is earlier. Yeah, boot up who wants to be a millionaire?
Okay, I'll stay on.
All right, I'm gonna go to the next...
Um, do you have the game?
What, of Joe's?
Why not? Yeah, why not?
What do you want, or Joe's?
Joe's. Let's try and beat it.
Okay. Uh, is that a puzzle?
No, I'll just use your screen.
We'll just talk through it.
I really wanted to play this game,
with forgiving fake cat with such
and also uh...
we can download it
you know you like me because
uh...
well so you have to combine your chest and look where you are
i do this
i do that
and i come up with my chest and i minimize it so i don't cheat it
No, mine's closed, bro.
There's no point in playing as cheating. I don't get the point.
I mean, it's what I'm telling you. I'm the only sure we play this game without cheating.
Okay, that's okay. I take this out, this out, this...
I usually play everything, but I usually play everything besides Harry Potter and manga.
No, I'm telling you something's a-
Impossible.
Yeah.
You know Disney a lot? I know that Disney a lot.
I mean, I know all of them basically I'm not an expert in any of them like
This is just R&D. This is what I'm over some of them. Yeah, I'm fine with whatever some of them
Are you the only ones I will not play it is Manga guys
Manga is like this on the 34th page of the ninth volume of the rework that plate
Inuyasha
rebounds
What color was the sandal at the door to the market like fuck off
Oh, fuck!
Exactly, it's not impossible.
Alright.
I can see my camera, actually.
I think it's, uh, um, is it Fair Collap?
Um, uh, yes it is.
Let's go with A.
Uh, I'm going to, and I'm surprised if there's a cat no one.
The cat?
I actually don't know either what's yours is that Disney what's yours the crats I
don't know what that is either I think it's either a or D but we can we can just
go with it telephone call okay do I follow it's probably just one no no it's
not because the truth the dose of lifelines you can only use them all
which is second to second to your half. Oh really? Yeah. We'll play the bell and
that's all I'm gonna do in the beast then. Um.
Wait, do you know who? Um.
Uh, bell? And a stone, no? Really? My gut tells me Naomi Watts, but I don't know why.
You sure? No, it's a shit run. We're screwed, man.
The bush, wait, where are you guys going to?
Emma Watson, it's C.
Okay, C.
Wait, isn't that Armoyani?
Here's a new question for you.
Isn't that Armoyani?
Oh, a couch, couch, couch.
Right? Yeah, a couch, yes.
Uhhh...
Yes, you wouldn't move away from anything else, yes.
I'm just gonna punch for this.
The point of the mirror is to be fine.
I
This is desert necessary. Yeah, that's like a cake, right? Yeah
Which I believe is the alien in prominence of all islander
No clue literally no clue
I
Have a guess I'm gonna guess all you think I I think Columbia
Okay, what do you think? I was in Cornell. Let's just go 50 that shit. Yeah, that's good. Yeah
Wow, I
Think be I think my initial call be was good. Yeah, yeah, bro. Yeah, it's like New York now. Yeah. No, no
We're gonna get it
Where to the state is on the building stadium
What so Florida Florida is it's the orange state. Yeah, no, no, it's a sunshine state sunshine. Yeah
Um, I mean Carolina makes sense to me
Wait, wait. No, no the pelicans is a NBA team or something. I said it's or like it like
where's that what um I think no I think it's a I think it's a sports team no
no no because it's like a belly gun okay that was the worst run ever okay so
there's a bug with this game also you know there's a bug watch it's really
go to play now watch this ready yeah watch watch it's gonna remind you bang it
it reversed some of my choices that they'll remove Disney yeah yeah it's a
bugger it's a bugger they do that to to stump you unfairly that's just not
right. I don't know based on their choices. A fable. Yeah, it has to be. Or a killer
instinct. A or D. Yeah. I've never played either. So dude, not going to say that all
the things table table makes sense for the name of the game, right? Yeah. Which country
the same as they originally there oh it's an island island no no no really yeah yes
yeah it's an island for sure okay I thought it's just like it's like leprechauns and green
yeah I think they bring it to the US and they start doing it US no shot no what animal
I'm like a moritius and what is meridius?
What does that mean?
Let me think.
I think, I don't know.
I think it's do-do.
It can't be the eagle like that.
That's not what that's called.
There's something weird, right?
I knew it was a do-do.
I knew it was a do-do.
I didn't choose it.
I believe the name of the, uh, uh, uh, I'm saying it.
If you didn't, immediately before you can say,
Jagamuddin?
Probably.
The other ones are not fast to say, so wouldn't that make sense?
Like at John Tom, Tompkinson, like that.
Jim Parkinson!
John Tompkinson James.
It's Robinson, and yeah, it's Robinson.
Like James Dawson, isn't that Jimmy?
Isn't it, wait, isn't that Mr.
me so beef me so beef it's
mr. Beast here's a new question for you um the Dean Roosevelt oh no no no yeah
I can show I didn't know that it's actually true it is true it's the one
that's outside the box that's that's how I remember that time um this is a
use extractor believe it or not and Massimo chooses deep really yeah how many
equinoxes are there in the air on if there's two two equinoxes two soul
stices right okay yeah yeah I mean you're a pro
yeah two soul stice two what is it equinox it's it's like a season
thing it's like a season thing this next but since there's two on each side
Like an odd even number, you know what I mean?
Oh, this is you.
Uhh...
Pork.
Good hunch, man.
That is safe.
Wait, is that like a terrible question?
Yeah.
What meat is used to make the kebab?
Pork spread?
Yeah.
And pork is an answer?
I actually like it.
I don't like it anymore very much though.
North Macedonia.
That would be, um...
I think it's an oval-like, but I can do it all, really?
You decided to appeal to the audience, didn't you?
That's A, you were right.
But, okay, at this tier of, this is the exact tier, and up at which these are on the level, but we'll give it a chance.
Yes, that's it.
Yeah, we got it very lucky.
It's like a...
Such a liberty.
So is that Ab?
Grover Cleveland?
I'm thinking Grover as well.
It's Grover or Ulysses? No.
We can...
You know what it was, right? That time range.
It's...
uh
Let's take
Because it was
Yes, yes, yes, wait a hundred hundred years later. Yes. Oh wait a hundred wait. I mean I hundred
There's like a hundred years. Roger Bell is like a hundred years after the first world war
Wait, really? I love the second world war, right?
I- I- I- I- I don't know.
I- I thought it was really old, dude.
I thought it was like, I don't know.
1800s or something, 1903 or something.
What are you doing if you're nictating it?
Huh.
Uh...
Uh...
Well, not blinking, right? Because you would never be blinking, you'd just blink.
So, you're seeing anything?
No, think about it.
These are all instances.
You're seeing the long one, right?
Yeah, right?
I don't know, man.
I skipped the word in my head.
I skipped.
What was it?
I never heard.
It's gotta be A, right?
I think I had it there.
I think I could see it.
You can see it.
Niggatine?
What?
Oh, my God.
Linking.
Okay.
I saved this a little bit of a second.
I swapped.
What was the trend of Dr. Johnson as a worth seeing but not worth going to sea?
Grand Canyon probably.
But this is all great though.
What are they able to do with this?
Is it because it looks like it's like a nobody.
I think it's Grand Canyon.
If you're in the area you should 100% see it.
But if you fly across the world it's the Grand Canyon, you'll be disappointed.
I don't think that's what it was.
Really?
not CRB definitely not CRB I don't know what A is you know what A is what's
Giants Causeway I some space shit I don't know just let's just get you deep
I hate it towards A though you better than me I don't know that is though so I
can't choose that with good faith I don't know that is you know I'm saying
I don't know what that is
What is it you go what what is that?
It's a giant causeway
It's um
It's uh, it's um
radioactive
It looks like the Chernobyl panels. I look like it looks like um
It looks like it was a K
the KBM Reactor just explode.
Right, am I not right with it?
It's literally the album cover.
Really?
Yeah, it's the album cover of Adventure Dragons.
Okay, well personally I live by the Grand Canyon and I would never tell anyone to
travel to it.
Watch this.
Uh, wait, was that wrong?
Bang!
Is it?
Oh, you're right!
Wait, yes, I get memory.
Uh, buddy, give us that finished up thing, is it?
Alright, one more round then, one more round, and we'll play.
Yeah, one more.
We lose though, we suck balls.
It's hard, bro.
Oh, it's still jumping.
Yeah
Which at first it's on the little games on the limit of that that would be Halo 2. Yes, obviously
No one yes, yes, yes
I
Hit by Gladys night dips midnight train too. I
Forgot
I
Was leaning a or see I don't know you were thinking I was leaning see I
Think we fucking call somebody that's weird
It's not a hit because I didn't hear about it.
Name of a pen knife with me that was made with...
Yes, of course.
Which state is this in chapel?
Vatican.
The Vatican.
The Vatican is?
The Vatican is in Italy and where in Italy?
In the middle left.
Rome.
Balling.
Middle of Rome.
Yeah, yeah.
What is the point value of each of the five vowels in a standard...
A-E-I-O-U.
It's like this one.
What?
This one is one.
Yes, one.
A doodle bug.
A hand grenade.
What?
But it's a bug.
I don't agree with that answer really you really think that a doodle bug a doodle bug
okay there's a lot of flying bomb yeah exactly okay okay but both are both are in
the same city yes okay but no no but I mean our grenade is a flying bomb I mean
Yeah, yeah, I'm arguing. Yes, exactly. But the question was stupid. Nobody has ever watched a show ever. This is an ad
I mean, this is like like what even is Dallas, I think we need to ask any question. This is just bullshit
Oh
Okay
So the real answer is
Japan
but when his game did this this sentence it's France oh you think so yeah it's a
bug it's a bug it's a big answer really that's interesting I think that makes
sense what are you potting for as like a minecraft speedrun pause it doesn't
I
Okay, but it's actually false though
It's a believe it or not. It's actually false
Really? Yeah, if you actually Google it, it's actually a false answer. I just forgot if it was real enough
I mean, I don't know you're from France. I just you're from France. I figured out is this trust you on that okay look
in 2020 all
All levels combined.
What country has the most Michelin stars?
How come you don't like using the voice mode?
I don't know, I just don't use it.
I don't want to listen to my voice.
Yeah, it would be a shame if he was recording your voice.
I know.
Oh, he's using experts.
Oh, yeah, yeah. That is true.
All right, let's open the game anyway.
Oh, your settings don't carry over on this thing.
Bang, bang.
Oh, wait, they changed this game a lot.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Wait, someone let the devs cook.
Friends! Bang!
Bang!
Wait a minute, someone let the devs cook really hard.
What, what, wait a minute.
Yo?
I'm not, I'm not, the game is not believed in me, so wait.
Wait, they did some crazy stuff to this game.
Wait, is this like a 1.0 patch we're playing? This is a whole different game.
Um, in my question?
Hello? I hear you.
There you go.
Tutorial, this is the meeting place you meet other players.
Hold on.
I almost crashed really hard.
This piece is terrible.
Yeah, even my mouse is scratching.
uh...
fully okay
video
uh...
often
yes we've all uh... it says welcome to the update we've rebuilt the game from
the ground up
every all animations are completely redone
240?
How much of my game app I love this?
That's a little bit blurry. Lucky.
Mine looks great too.
That's why.
I'm looking at...
oh where you shot now just got to discuss this guys discusses good stuff
cook cook cook cook cut
Lumen, top option, and I'll see it then.
Hold on, hold, hold, hold.
Chat, I think you should use AA.
Yeah, what do I use? DLA?
I'm using DLA a ultra that my brain told me that was the right answer I
Okay
I'm not I'm just telling you what I think like I'm gonna be totally wrong. You're saying it's a little better
But so the blurry for me
Try changing your sharpness more
You see image sharpness and graphics that yeah
and turn off motion blur wait oh no I didn't have it on I'm stuck it is on low
because I was fixing the setting okay let me just do my sense and then we're
Good to go.
I'm doing my own thing, don't worry about it.
Sensitivity?
This looks better than me now.
Looks good for you.
What are you doing here, settings?
What setting here?
Alt or everything?
Alt or everything, OK.
Yeah, I did Alt or everything, too.
That's how I play it.
I need to go to this game.
You do any upscaling or no?
uh... no
how do you do it?
uh... go to game and reduce your camera shake, that'll help a lot probably
you see that? uh...
it's a lot better
what did I go now?
um, party
okay, I really like this design
I don't see you, I don't see you, I don't see you
I see you either, why not
any good test server?
uh, I can join your game as well
really?
Yeah, when you try to run my game just popped up by Windows Firewall, yep, same
This has been like
I've been gonna love it
What's that
Oh, you got a new guns in this game new guns wait a minute. I want to do these. Oh my god
Oh
Look at this one
I drop it
I drop it. I don't know
They changed my binds from the other server. Let me check nice
How do I drop? Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
I make sense for that
It's sick
Why could I aim properly?
But you wanna hear something louder? Shoot the deagle. Shoot the deagle. It's so loud in this game.
Shoot this deagle. Come here. It's so loud.
I'm trying to get out of my drinker.
Really?
Try a Draco.
Draco.
Draco, Draco, big Draco.
Draco, Draco, Draco.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
I love you.
I see.
Put my tablet.
Play.
2v2 bomb to Frizzle.
Bring your best teammate.
Wait, it's just incompatible party size.
Apparently, your game looks better than mine. Power.
Really?
I'll make a loadout. How do you do that?
Wait, did you keep aluminum?
Casual.
Where aluminum?
Where?
Oh yeah, I got it on there. Oh my god, it was better.
Okay, I found a game.
Let's see what kind of game it is.
Casual.
Server.
What do I do?
Okay, servers.
Do you have a space reflection?
Space reflection.
Uh, trenches, TDM.
Want to do that?
Yeah.
Oh, I'll just turn my space reflection on it.
I'm waiting for you.
I want to read your thing.
Looks great.
Let's go.
Send it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Looks great. Let's go, isn't it?
Sharpness and...
Do sharpness like 1.0?
Wait. Wait, is it...
I'm in trenches right now.
Wait, did you get in or no?
Oh, well, I didn't go straight on sharpness. Hold on, this is nice.
No, I'm home. I'm home. You left me. I
Didn't leave you
Can't invite you. No, I I didn't leave you. We were in a party
No, you leave
Yeah, this quality party
You're not my party anymore. I I've never understood that but Dean and I couldn't figure how to play together on the other one
And he like was freaking out
DLSS qualities it
no it's it's it's VLA can you join my game I can't maybe we just find a part
I love you to join it I'm you can't know my game no that's fine I'll exit like
when I go to your your name on Steven's I can't just join interesting
So how did you do that?
How did you do that?
On the tablet?
I'm in the menu now again.
Aha!
Do you find a...
Do a lot of firsts, do a lot of firsts yet.
Wait, this looks sick by the way.
Oh wow, look!
Chad, what's the metagun that's currently being used in Trent Warfare?
M4 probably better.
I would choose M4, Loki.
I
For real for real. How are you changing to an m4?
You have to I have to go and swap
A swap item
Barrel
This is kind of sick dude. Oh wow this bill is fucking cooked
I'm gonna use the drones I heard those were open
Hold on muzzle
What the fuck
Wait that's fucking busted
Wait we are ahead of the curve on this game by the way
Yeah I mean we'll make it a matter
We're like we're playing the test server
This game is about to go viral this shit is fire on this patch
Jack, you know, remove it.
Wait, there's so many different sites.
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to...
Yeah, see that?
I'm... I'm not even being here.
I'm actually a smoker, smoker.
No, no, I'm telling you, no big writers here are playing this shit.
What sites do I use?
Uh, hold on.
Optic.
Optic.
Wait, there's no optics.
Wait, what's the difference in these ammo?
What's the better?
7 6 2 3 9 or 7 6 2 5 1
So what the hell is that oh?
Close my even your range got it. Oh
Loki prison gonna go stickers. I'm her side dad that was like nice. We're gonna use that I
Mean see my mother favorite sites
But there's so much customization
Oh my god. Yeah, it's really cool. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah
Now you're stuck in a fucking laser. I don't mind the glazing because I like it, but holy fuck
Yo, buddy, buddy. I got some leftover fucking sloppy toppy on my legs after that man. It's crazy
But I respect it. Oh, I don't give a fuck what you think look at the reticle options, dude. They're fucking like what?
Okay, yeah
Hold on it. Yes speed it. Oh
Okay
It's fire. It's better than Call of Duty. Okay, so what I did is that I increased my my my stability and then I
I upset the barrel ADS speed with the with the with the with the fore grip speed
Dude did
My gosh
Cross there. Oh, this is this how it is with the hammer in the game
I'm always once
Yeah, I'm trying to be okay, I have six, really?
Be okay?
Blackout?
I'm 300 YT.
Good one.
Stickers!
What are you going to put it?
Can I change the spot of it?
Well, I'm not a lot of people.
What are you gonna put it? Can I change the spot of it? Well, I'm not allowed to put it.
I'm only gonna have that unlocked. I do have it unlocked. Uh, there's too many options
I
Think I'm gonna go soft on this one nothing. It's much a DS meter
Maybe like a like a minus 10% minus 5% of me at most yeah, this is best. I think this is best, right?
God that that's definitely that definitely that 10 10 5 5 and that was what 10 10 5 out yet
But I messed up. What'd I do?
There's 2 and E.
Oh!
I messed up my gun. Where'd it go?
No way, did I mess it up?
What?!
Okay, I think we're going to be killing this gamer.
I think fucking DSP'd it.
I think it'll make the gun slow as fuck and super stable.
Now look at this shit. 30%?!
I mean, 30% is crazy!
DSP movements.
I like the looks of this one more.
Hold on.
Main skin.
Let me have any of that.
I don't want to see him again.
That's going to lane.
Can I take it?
What did I have? It says, uh, 20-15-10. Oh, hold on. Hip-fire spread? Wait. That's way
better.
Yo, 111 months in a row! I better get welcome to ju-
I don't care the hip-fire!
Q and E.
OHHHH!
I'm so dumb.
Compensator is crazier.
Vertical recoil.
Weapon kick.
Shabuza kick though.
The kick is even worse than the recoil.
Ha ha ha.
I I think I did pretty okay, uh
8 yes speed reload speed no
Reload speed with 10% you can change all of the drone stuff. They can change the propellers the battery
What
What cosmetic I want I want to get a good one
can't
oh kamikaze drone
uh...
i'm not not not that that doesn't mean
a ds speed
all for
it could speed it up
okay but i would all of the time to play so it's just like a game that i
can
remember i'm going to party
Yeah.
Okay, all right, there's gonna be some gadgets.
Yeah, this is fine.
How do we play with each other?
Yeah, I'm doing your game.
(*gunshots*)
What?
QC Finger X, QC Finger X, QC Finger X, QC Finger X.
Okay, there's gonna be, I made this gun,
but I didn't make it, there's gonna be a gunner.
There's gonna be a gunner.
You like my drip?
Oh, you wait with an AK you moron?
Yeah, look, a case hardened.
661.
It's shit.
I didn't see it!
You didn't change your outfit, I drip.
You have no ammo, you just take it out.
We need to get into it.
You're the host.
You're the host.
You're the host.
You didn't change your outfit, did you?
You have no ammo, you're gonna stick out.
We need to get into it, okay?
You're the host, you're the host.
That's me. You ready to go?
Ah, sure.
2 and E again. I'm going to get really mad.
Ooh!
You're loud! You're loud!
Sorry. Sorry.
Gene Paul. That's crazy.
I want to blend in.
Dude, look at me.
Oh, that is really good.
Wait.
Now, how do I, how do we join a lobby?
What are we doing?
Okay.
We go to what, we go to what, we go to what?
How do you join a lobby?
Play?
Go to server, I went to server brother, but it didn't work.
Compendate is the only one you want.
Now go to like a server browser or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, there's some there's some wait x come here come out of the thing for a second one
second yeah
What?
How do I use it?
Oh shit
How do you do that with a flashlight?
Can you might as see you already fought
I'm going to play.
I'm going to play.
Ready?
Throw your Karambit.
Competitive 2-2.
Can you cue that or no?
Yeah.
Go to server browser.
Okay, thank you then.
Not available in combat all party sizes.
Exactly.
You have to go for the right in the menu.
Servers.
Okay.
access click custom okay
uh...
and then what and what the
trench map trenches map
but i was afraid that i didn't have
you should do custom trenches team
custom
trenches
uh... you have to choose, like, just team deathmatch first, that's just the game mode
do you like team deathmatch?
chat, hello!
just do team deathmatch, you hear me?
yeah, let's go then
come in, you in?
yeah, yeah
two are in the pre-match waiting for other soldiers
come in, are you in?
I'm in
are you in?
I'm crashing.
Are you really?
It's loading the map gradually on my computer.
Are you shooting?
No, I'm not.
I use this.
of
the
death
of
the
I'm gonna eat this.
Wow, accidently.
He spawned on me.
Oh yeah, he spawned on me.
the
to the
so that they are not
Your game looks like it is 30 FTS
Oh my god!
I couldn't get my gun out in time
You didn't have to hurt me
Dude, fuck off!
Who's my...
Oh, I'm a rough star
I was flying a drone at you and someone's run me
Hey!
I believe it did. It's ending annoying!
What am I wrong with Stupa?
He's a great Stupa.
What the?
I
Was he
How do you join 69 I don't think you have a suicide drone a clip though
of the
of the
The scope is undercooking on this particular game mode.
I enjoy this map though.
Yeah.
Dude, I shot him first! I swear I had shot him!
I cannot change scope in the middle again, can I?
Dude, I thought I could get away from them.
Is there a way to change scope in the middle of the given off?
You can grab something else to get off the ground.
That's F. Oh, I don't have to get another, uh, little, uh, first.
This is, oh, have you put any underground area?
It's my first time.
Wait, I always found the ground.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I'm there yeah.
One.
No way I got him!
Five for drawing him, I don't think mine kills him.
You're gonna go for that.
Mr. Calvary, do you want to use the security system?
I'm scared, man.
Did I kill him?
So he just spun about me.
I'm scared!
No!
Did I actually get him?
It was me.
I don't know how you got me.
I literally ran my hip hard.
They're running pretty far right now.
Dude, are they here?
Yeah.
Man.
I couldn't get my scope to fucking...
like...
line up.
Yeah, my...
my ergonomics are like really bad, and so I have to like...
if I don't aim first, I just...
It's like a really long time.
Fucking roll!
Good, I'm rolling these fo-
Roll the-
Oh my god, he's guys camping.
Well, at least you can deal with campers in this game, just play your drone.
I'm a middle-war fashion fighter not be here right now.
Dude, this guy is something to die for! I ain't probably the chest! What a fucker!
I want to try this map again but like playing in a different way.
Yeah, I mean, I'm surprised. You know what I mean?
I wish I got him or something.
No, I don't have to thank you.
Dude, this guy's annoying! Who is this guy?
Where's the sort of kills? I mean, I'm not Santa.
I think they're clever.
Got him.
Oh, why is it...
Holy shit.
Oh, is that guy?
I need my left
How do you change your gun?
You can load up?
You can load up, you have to change your entire person
Oh my god
I need to change another one after
Oh that takes too long
How do you have my load up? I want that, dude
Can the devs extend the plate desk please?
It just runs though
Can I have another hour please?
Okay, this gun that I have is so bad
Ah, I mean, she's the one
It takes a thousand yield to ADS
Yeah, at least two yield for sure
where does the new game go? no, no, an old body cam, I could just quickly ADS
and now I can
who is shooting me?
where is this guy?
he's hiding in the ruin?
Uh, okay, hamper.
Chat, how do I, I can, um, customize it, right?
I can't.
Follow me.
Oh my god, I rolled this guy.
My god, I rolled this guy
What was that I don't know defeat it's a
Time limit
Yeah, Matt vote let's do Matt vote trenches. I guess yeah, let me do my cut thing now
Are you just a gun game?
Sure game
How do we do that?
Where they can do a lot again reset
Exe exit game and then we're doing your party leave and you host it one sec. I
It goes my game. I crashed
No, okay
In that scope of that I was going to say PC shit like really now I'm sorry think that a
No, ADS probably better like just hip-hop all the time
Yeah, the scopes like took longer to ADS than I thought I would you know
and once you get in you can almost see shit, it's like a table
let me know your head back in the game
I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm- you can join me, join me, join me
okay, okay, yeah, I'll be fast
uh, hold on
I think uh, uh, uh, dude, Loki's shotguns would fuck, no?
uh, maybe
yeah, what do you think of it?
MMG?
or Rebel?
just a gun game so we don't have to go guns right now
you know what I'm saying?
okay, let's go
gun game and then we get a shot
gun game and then we get a shot
ummm
custom?
yeah, custom and then gun game
I really like Warthouse
I think it's a fun map
but let's try new maps since I already tried that in DaVita
let's try it
it's a bomb house
Isn't the only new map trenches?
Hold your positions. Waiting for other soldiers.
Oh, this loads way better than my computer. Way better.
Yeah, so it's really small.
Tense is a little high.
Oh, that's warm up.
Yeah, yo.
Welcome to Gun Game.
For every one kill, the weapon change.
The first is to kill a partner.
No! I got the other one!
What? No shot, fuck off.
Was that you?
Yeah, did you kill me?
Yeah.
Okay, we should have done that. This is a good idea for first game because now we get to know what guns we like.
I saw my enemy! I was on the command today.
This map has way more FPS, you know?
Way better!
No shot, there ain't no full auto in buildings!
There's no full auto!
That was sick.
I can't hear you, I just hear like, like, mumble the L.A. and it's still on.
I can't get a fucking gunfire.
What?
What is this?
Got him.
No! I will- I will go!
The gun- the gun gets so bouncy, I- like...
Yeah, I can do it now.
Wait, is that me dead?
I swear I shot right there.
There is just no way I'm killing that, there's just no way.
There's just no way.
Got him.
Oh
No
I
Demolish this guy
Oh my god, I'm so scary I won really
I was what I was what you love. I didn't know that that was not that was not still fuck
I don't know, the Cypher is- I wanna do a trench map again, okay, let's do a trench map.
I don't know.
We can't do a trench map mode.
Oh, we can't do it on a team, it's not on our map pool.
Let's just try, try a public pool.
Okay.
Yeah, I had to stretch away, I didn't get a kill, but like if I could make it straight,
fuck me over.
Yeah, that's how good a game is, it's all tempo and flow, you know?
Yeah.
It's just not really test spin.
If you don't get your flow, it's GG.
Gs because like this map was so small talk about spawn timings and shit, you know
Yeah, yeah, and between spawns
Running back and forth kill kill kill kill
You add a small you either looking for
Yeah
What I got pincer there
Wait, I have a revolver. Wait, let me get a kill?
Oh, fuck.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
that was awesome okay what is awesome
no shot at that engage it this is the way wait you go down okay with that with
that
Oh, what me is that you yeah, just deal you
There that's still there's no shot
How the fuck is that a kill?
It's real footage.
Where are you going?
Ah, he's possessing...
There's a guy he's spawning on me.
What a bitch
Okay, this game is chilling me a little bit.
Explain it to me.
Explain it to me.
Oh, I actually got the kill.
Wasn't we traded?
Yeah.
I traded a lot in this game, yeah.
Yeah, I traded like that.
We got this game already.
I'm getting out of here.
When it's dark, I try to tell people you didn't change your gun enough.
What?
Adam!
What is that?
The iron sign this guy is bad.
It's not lined up.
No!
What?
Are we traded?
We traded.
Oh, I needed that.
I had a sniper close range.
No!
Ah, why, nice.
Three kills off them again.
Come on, bro.
Next map, then.
Joy Hospital.
Yeah.
I'm down to play different game mode too.
We can't play trenches on this one.
Oh, what's trenches?
That's the new map.
Like the whole trench thing.
It's a whole new thing.
We don't have back rooms anymore. Maybe next year.
This is a CTM. Oh.
Wait, there's a map. But it's kinda sick.
Wait, are we starting?
What?
What did you say?
No! Look at that!
This map reminds me of like the sea.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Imagine
What I just spawned in someone's cross there, how's that I misspan bug butts
die
I love the gun take back which one
what
I'll just not kill one.
Got him.
Ooh, I'm about to get mad.
Dude, I hear a sense of my red blood, I love it, he's up and running.
I just I just see you with like a like a Winchester type guy knows they hold out all that's gone
I didn't see it yet
Where's everybody
I'm cooked
I'm shooting people down there, like sometimes you get a bad spawner.
I can roll the... what?
Spawn, die.
Okay, I got a gun I had, I can see it.
Dude, I'm always getting hit in the back.
You like that though?
Yeah.
Okay on this dark map. I don't know what gun I have next you know I'm saying. I've no clue it is
Guys just waiting for me to defeat the corner
I can't take it
Why do we time out no I won
Why is this one thing you know my 15th go? I don't know. I just didn't give me 15
Okay, can we leave, any detentives, do we need to go?
Yeah, I don't know how do you leave, I don't know how to leave.
I just go leave, I don't know.
Yeah, but I'm, like, my pad is cooked.
Oh.
Uh, is it game?
I think it's encrypted if it closed my game, no?
I just go like that as a game.
Okay, do you want to fight it?
Uh, I made an error, I think.
Oh, no, here we go.
Am I on your party?
This is training.
This is a meeting place where you can meet other players.
Uh, do you hear this?
No.
Okay, so I'm on your party.
Do you want to help?
I'm joining.
I'm joining now.
I think I joined early.
custom
You want to watch matches you said it yeah, what game was to me planet I don't know
Just match that's fine. Really?
Yeah, why not okay in back rooms. What was it back rooms back rooms?
We have a loadout remember oh, yes, I would have stuck fuck
fuck
I set up the, I'm gonna set up the loadout right now
I'm gonna set up the, I'm gonna set up the loadout actually
No, I set up the loadout, I'm gonna set up the loadout
I'm, I'm, I'm taking the early game
Oh, I can't, you can't edit it mid-round, oh, GG
Okay, don't you?
I saw him do it on my right, but not in the middle time
Why is he actually at the back room?
This guy is such a fucking bitch ass!
I play the video game brother!
I know, I'm going.
I know I'm going.
Shoot the whole mag, why don't you?
got him but I mean wait he was the only we traded right what I'll be traded out
thank you
okay seven outs this back is way better than anticipated like you do okay bitch
ass
I'm lost I mean this is a lot of fucking back rooms
Oh I stand still
Don't think any keys I got shot at and I died
I think I might have found the Meta.
Ah, I hid in a darkened crouch, that's a very cool.
That's a very meta pretty much.
Is there just one of them?
It's funny
We're
They need other than that
You died right
I
Want a new loadout for this game
Okay, so these people man, no way
Too many soldiers I give up on my own.
Yeah, give me the bitches!
Give me the bitches!
I give up.
Yeah, you're couched in the middle of the hard one.
And it was bright as fuck.
I saw this, like, elbow.
I was trying to shoot, you know what I'm saying?
Like, the Tarkov line up. I'm trying to find him.
Yep.
Blimey?
He's Blimey. I guess you.
You're my right watchers
You guys lost my left right I mean I think forever to get to him
None of those hits
But it wears that
Literally sitting in like a literal cubby like you have to go through three mazes to get to him
And he's just standing there
Dad dude, I'm gonna return on a rice wire
Yeah
No, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
No, we're going alone.
I just went a mile.
Can't find anybody.
I'm still bleeding.
Oh my god, there's blood everywhere.
Yeah, just me.
You know, I'm on a blood trail.
Me, me, me, me, I can't stop it in
What?
That's gonna be shotgun
No, stop, stop it
No!
Oh, I can't stop it, I can't
You're right
Okay, there's no way, is that with the you?
Are you low?
No.
That, that, there's no way you can get him down.
Okay, this is just getting, it's just getting, it's just annoying.
I can't just let him know the game, it's why I'm not changing.
I
Wait, wait, how?
How
I'm really lost. Yeah this guy he's not even moving. He's like in a corner he's not moving at all. He's just stuck there looking back
to his phone points like, fuck you.
I'm about to just end this fucking game.
He's a little entity on the map.
We got a genius idea.
A fucking genius idea.
You played this map with like 20 people?
Like Battle Royale style, one life, that's it.
Wait, come on.
It's missing my name!
Got him.
Oh, that was just really bad.
Stop bitch!
Stop bitch!
No!
I heard noise and I couldn't see anything so I just shot.
Dead.
You know what's funny about this map, I don't know where I am.
I cannot yet
There's enough squawks
I could be middle or a corner
I kind of like that though
Got him
You think you can throw your knife?
Uh oh
I know that
oh shit you cannot like do we spam when you're shooting
why not you're gonna just go to everywhere it's so bad
wow this guy it's kind of a chest I don't mean I just bought oh that is
round of the first corner I saw I see it look like you were fucking like not
moving hold on I just have to ADS for around corner cuz my gun takes 10
business days bro I mean Sam yeah but it's not this scope is similar this
company I need to take it off but I think I'm doing holdouts this is I
abysmal what it is I'm down now I'm done it
oh my god this shotgunner needs to fucking uninstall his video game
We timed out now turned out at 23 I had like the worst start ever
over. What do you want to do, roam?
Get back from together. Yeah. I like that game. Oh yeah, yeah,
get back on the ground. Oh, I was usually there and then you do
that. I'm fine. Oh yeah, you can't do your loadout, right?
Yeah, can't do it. Did you back me out, too?
I don't know. I'm just zombies. I'm not crying by ADS
I'm just playing properly. All I said was I pre-aimed around the corner.
Like, if you could ADS properly I would just run around the corner.
But you have to kinda, you know, pre-aim.
Um...
Not surprisingly that's not incomparating.
Yeah, I agree.
Maybe Delta?
That was really good.
Okay, is that bad now?
That's actually not bad at all.
I didn't know I'd be missing.
A wolf scoper.
Oh my god. Okay, so like for example if you go to the Deagle, right?
You can like change the ammo from 357 ammo to like, uh, like you need to change your ammo. It's very important.
It's like Tarkov.
What's your name, though?
Like you can change your guns from like,
like, like for example, my Deagle, I changed it from like 38 to 44 Magnum, which like, hits way harder. Same gun though.
Yeah, I think the lower the scope the better it is.
Wait, it's all the same though.
Is this better?
Yeah, that has way more recoil, no?
This Amazon, way more recoil.
Um, as I said earlier, as they used the blackout, just had a lot of fun.
Yeah, use that.
Alright, now we're QA.
One sec, one sec.
Battery, device, can you not put a bomb on this, midgetz?
Yo, who gives things Felix said?
Who gives in that?
Hey
Was John Claw for they are
I'm ready
No, what then trench? Trenches so fun that match. Yeah
All right
Do we'll do one trench one one zombie? Yeah
It's like a zombies is not what you think it's like cod zombies from you like play that shit out
It's like that my games like over an hour
I'm not your party. Oh
I'm trying to win.
Yeah, I'm on the spot, quickly.
I'm on the left.
Did I make it?
No.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Wait, are you John Cloak?
No, I'm Vegas.
Join me.
Is that it?
Wait! John Clobbers was there then!
I'm here.
What the fuck? That wasn't you?
No, I kept saying that. What do you mean?
What do you got? What's your new gun?
Same thing, but two-handed blackouts.
Uh, and, um, okay, P7.
Uh, it's like...
I'm gonna try the Victor.
to join the operation. Vector? I think that's fine, I'm fine, pretty good. Interesting game.
Are we in game or just one map? Just one game or one map? Just one map.
One, the kill, turn his way, or we'll...
These guys are moving.
Too much hit.
Bang! Buddy!
Oh, I hit him in the C, buddy.
of
all I'm gonna see if I have a three times
of
the you
Mrs. John kill
Well, I can't see anybody this is that you were that's great
I
You think to me punch
Jesus I had one shot
Another look at my spawner
You can't play aggro.
Oh my god.
You can't.
Why the f**k is a merchant?
It's so satisfying.
I'm not playing playware was it oh my god look at this go take that's not good idea you
said full auto that did not work
I mean I was just running shots on my way
I just respawned there, that's just fucking stupid
Dude, I'm getting fucking trenches! Yo, no full auto and trenches
No full auto?
Okay, what are they adding to the problem?
There's a guy? Can't let the problem get fucking bitch assed!
What do you mean? How are you shooting at me? I just spawned!
I mean, I asked that!
Got him!
Holy shit, how's that do it?
I just boned that full.
They're leaving my BLP.
Scared.
I don't understand what I'm saying until you shoot at yourself.
I don't go everywhere.
It's just funny, I don't know. I don't know how to describe it.
Who is he?
What?
Uh, yeah, I think I fixed the headshot pretty much.
Can you shot my sniper?
I got droned! Who's droning, man? My gun wouldn't get stable there. I'd like to quality
the gun and game though the way it looks
there you guys got there no
above me
I get it, I get it.
What the fudge?
Is that you?
No.
I don't know who I'm dying to, like this, I don't even know.
I'm always going back to the spawn points, almost always.
they got fucked on it
where is he?
Where is he?
Was that you?
Yeah.
So far away.
Were you using Sniper?
No, I know it.
No, it's the other side of the vector.
Some guy killed me there, so I took a spot.
this map is super hard to see people like genuinely yeah it's depending on the lighting
in the spots other people blend into like crazy the guy with the biopidons forgets you
you get seen really easily yeah I can tell I'm dying across the map bro like you can
tell your outfits bad from how much you know I'm saying to survivor bias I'm dying
so much that I can die there has to be something wrong. I'm just randomly dying
across the map and I can't see anyone across the map. I see him.
He's full-act.
All right, let me guess. I need to get one down on the corner here.
Yep.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I need the drone, yeah, how do you know I need the drone?
Oh
Okay, what I actually need reloading
Why actually killed you there was a you know, I
I
don't
Where?
I'm talking so bad!
Bro, when you find a puddle on the ground, X, look in the puddle and walk over it.
It's cinema.
Oh, I'll look, I'll look.
Who are these fucking tunnels? Do nothing! You're annoying as fuck!
I see me.
It's been a pleasant how I like how I could it is
What
Where
No way I lose
And is it gonna roll us look in yeah, I just had a hard time
I don't know. I feel like it's at the end of one of those slopes that your life is too long.
At one point it's like bad, but people spawn away from you.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait for me.
Oh, for rank 5 is it?
Is it today?
Just for the end of the 8 minutes.
Really?
We need to play this when it comes out.
Yeah, I think it's good.
I'm addicted.
Yeah, I'll take my computer as well, so I have better PS.
Do, um...
Do airsoft.
Okay.
Deal.
So fucking stupid!
Oh my god!
I don't see shit.
That was so cool.
I got a video recommended on my youtube with a killing airsoft player on youtube, it wasn't
it's like it's super title
wait, so what was it Eagle?
like killing airsoft players
by bringing a real desert eagle
what the fuck?
it wasn't real
but like it made me laugh
you know?
I just like it blasted into space
that's not what I meant
I didn't die. I didn't die. I killed you.
You know what's my favorite part about, like, my favorite, like, uh, mechanic is, like,
sometimes I just don't see people, and then I turn on my flashlight and they're there.
Alright, I didn't know that.
Alright?
Alright, I don't know what's happening, but...
What?
What?
EXPLAAAAAAAAN!
EXPLAAAAAAAN!
of course of course it responds when I say
Wow you are a great streamer
well your rundown is really good I picked it up it's really good yes it is
very good
I like it is this your AK?
I
Hope it's a hallway. Let's get granaded
I spawned in another person.
I don't know how to go about it, I'm fucking going around here.
Bro, it's so...
You gotta use the flashlight.
It's so funny.
When you shoot with the flashlight indoors, it flickers like a strobe light.
You're gonna use a strobe light.
Okay.
Okay, I got it.
No.
I got it.
Ah!
Why?
Wait, yeah, let's get on me.
Oh my God, I folded this floor.
Wow, I got loaded.
I got a lot of shots.
I just got out of here.
I have one more left than there's one HP.
What the fuck?
I'm just dead here.
bro this guy is leaving and shit like was he slow walking me
dude if they re-release Tarkov with this game I'd buy it for a thousand dollars
you know what I'm saying?
I think I got a charge rate
Tarkov looked like this game
you're playing through all the quests like
and looting with this
yeah you'd be fine
It's fucked up, oh see, it's fucking...
Wow.
This game can run at like 10 FPS.
Who wait, okay, who's came in the staircase?
I just went there.
This game would run at like 14 FPS, uncaught.
I'm not in the fucking...
I don't know how to play GFPS, I don't talk about this game.
Fucking block your PC.
Oh, the spawn behind!
I don't know if they're over there.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Damn it! Oh my god, I can't hear the audio.
I just got him.
The gun is accurate before you raise it.
You know what I mean? The gun is down on my legs.
I can shoot before it's accurate and it actually hits.
Who would you shot at? You're not a good person.
Okay, but what the fuck's the plan of a silencer when I shoot I can't hear
Are not doing anything close range
I'm saying like silencer is in a building shooting point blank. It's still so loud. I mean yeah, it's not
Yeah, I'm not complaining I'm just saying
the sound start of this game mode and it's not at all
I
Wait a minute. Yeah, I'm coming
Musted
You actually got me
I wouldn't be here yet.
What?
I spawned into you very much.
Oh, did I shoot him?
Oh, did he trade it?
What did I make?
Fucked up.
I got him.
I had the camp, I had the camp, I was really...
Here's the other guy I saw at PC.
Yeah, you went to stand up to kill this really?
I put that on the city kills and lose...
Ah, that was actually fun.
Yeah, I had a lot of fun, thanks for the key though.
I appreciate it, thanks for the fun.
I have the reclabs.
Do you guys want to do that?
Yeah, do you? See you next time.
If you're on base, I'll be there.
Well, later? Today?
Yeah, I'm on the reclabs.
I'll be around.
I'll be around.
See you.
The close-up will hopefully spruke down.
Wow.
Have you played League any time recently?
No.
We played together eight months ago Tyler, like when I was when we played Gumball.
Eight months ago, good god time flies.
We played that one again, you fucking stupid?
Yeah, I'm talking to Yasuo.
No, sorry.
Sorry, Yasuo.
Sup, sup.
Oh, can I get a invite?
Yep, I got you.
Okay, you have X added too, right?
No, not this account.
As you see why you're playing that that body cam game bro. Yeah, you have something you want to say
What do you mean by that?
Well, okay, it's a good game. It's a good game. You shoot people in the end
There's reason why people do that
Shoot in gamer
Gladiator's a gamer
Are you eating yeah, I'm eating about those that insane they're like um, I know that in English
They're
Waffa rolls
What wait what waffa rolls whatever it is calm it's hidden French I can translate
Okay, never mind. I've never heard that bro. You're fricking it. I'm sure it's shit
What the fuck is a Peter Lynn? I've never heard of that. She's a very specific one. It's very specific
Yeah, I don't think I think you've only heard about this word if you've eaten one of those things if you haven't you don't know
Not that word literally what it is
Wait, do you have one in your hand right now?
Yeah, I'll see you up. I don't hold that I have two hours guys. Yeah, axe axe
Peter, you're swimming in the room. Can you build it once with water? You never drink quarter-man?
Oh, I only got two hours.
What's happening to your arms?
Worry lucky. I miss the old gta
Guys there's only one thing that there's only one thing in the world scarier than having to have a dad. It's having Don
No, it's gonna be easy imagine you're so architect right. So I'm normal live and you have kids and you go to like
I'm just gonna pick up your kids and find Dante shows up, but holy shit
No, I'll show up to the parent teacher night, and I'll just be fucking dropping analogies left and right it's gonna go fuckin crazy
Walk pacing
Like you know clears this spot in front of the board
Actually, if you think about it
Fucking accept, bro
It's getting into the game and the game's launching
Okay, this game is made by cloud AI. It's what it was such a shit game
The menu is so bad
Right I
Can't do it
You were not able to join the party
Oh my god, it's gonna fucking bug oh
Make oh
Minute with the lobbyists open X. Can you hover over on the right side and click join party?
I'm sure
Yes
Wait, let me see
Okay, how do you guys day?
Absolutely the first fantastico. Oh, yes, you go first. That's good. What you can join
I just woke up, made some taco with myself a little bit, just swum myself up, swum my
string.
I can't do that at all, is it just going to be fun?
I hear him.
Wait, it says, I see that it's so fun.
Wait, no.
Oh, it's not actually.
Droid mode.
I'll give it a try.
Wait, it says, newly available, address recent issue, other than your client.
Wait, wait.
played in as the only win that we got was when I put support I mean hold on
you guys only got one win
actually guys he's got fans today why I think this treatment at 5 a.m. he was
like dude they're like fit only not a sleep
that's literally and you can
insure though but you think you saw
I'm looking at this but yes like six
hours box but you just finished with
nothing I want to be rude but it's just
sitting there nothing isn't a meme
that weighs in the sun I don't know what
happened but I think that's what I
think I mean it could have been but
I know that he's on bad now like
actually got a man earlier
Jack! Jack, isn't it?
Okay, I'm sorry. Guys, let's cue it. Let's go.
Alright. He's a big boy, I count.
Also, Tyler, Trick was saying that he does mornings too, but he's able to play for longer than two hours. What's your excuse?
Oh, wait a minute. Trick, what time do you go to bed?
I mean, I'm just staying up. Fuck it. Well, that's the point, you know?
He's doing it today. He just stayed up.
or
not switch the night so
no no no I have to switch nights I gotta put Timmy to sleep and then I wake up
I stream at 8
wait so who watches the group
I'm trying to find the meme that weighs in the easiest son
have you known about that?
Trick
Trick how would you feel if your son grew up and started watching like Twitch streamers like specifically Dante's
oh yeah
All right
Why was it specifically don't us and I'd specifically Tyler wonder XQC like I'm not the only one in this call
I swear guys like I'm actually like not a bad influence so real shit
I think you have the most R-rated content out of any Twitch streamer, I think so, any
male Twitch streamer.
Wait, who has one?
He's saying I have the most R-rated content out of any male Twitch streamer, there's
no way that's true though.
one of the person there's no male doesn't
bro you uploaded something that's gonna be you humping a spongebob what's set
like like several times and a little bit oh my god oh my god bro wait you were
so bad
for land of the bed and you plured out your
Oh boy, bro, what is I'm out is getting convenient now hold on yeah, dude you're disgusting
Are you talking about the one where I pretended there was not on my face
No, not that one
Which one?
Yeah, yeah, if I was a kid
And Tyler, no Tyler that wasn't me that's Jordy El Nino Paula. It's like a Spanish porn star
Oh
I mean
It's because like I would post this because like people thought it was me because it kind of looked alike
But it's Jordy El Nino grabbing his cock from like a downwards PLP. Is that the one you're talking about Tyler?
Yeah, that's not me that's Jordy El Nino
This guy's got this fucking whole garment name of some guy like what the fuck you talking about man?
No, no, it's not a garment name. It's a real thing
Okay, we've been a lock okay, buddy, man
Yeah, am I just locking in or what are we taking first?
Oh, no, no go go last bit
I can blind battle him
I can blind him, we can fuck
Guys, there's a high level lobby, by the way
Yeah, probably, by the way, high level
What do you pick first, this meta, ADC?
My welcome is community amb, it's now Batman Tyler
Oh, we're getting ghosted
Yo, yo, did you ban LOL, Tyler 1, play for ID?
Did you ban it yet?
No why'd you?
He says he's looking for a new home in my chapter.
Ahhhh!
He takes game fast.
Righty, righty, righty.
Huh, how the table's dead turned.
Oh, then is he gonna go to jail?
Oh, he didn't go to jail. He got banned from Twitch.
Oh.
He's gonna follow bot at his own account.
He can flex on people at his follower account.
Why? Because he followed bot at his account?
I mean, how can he prove it?
Everybody view bots and you can do that in a game ban, so what's up?
I don't view bot!
I'm just saying, is it that kind of odd though?
I mean, how would he get then for fellow bot and it's unprovable?
I don't know what he's saying.
That's awesome.
Tyler's saying he doesn't view bot, but we all saw the 100,000 viewers on the World of Warcraft stream.
That's all I'm gonna say.
I wrote a work on pop. What are you saying?
That should pop a lot of it.
Can I view bot or sheer? Please, can you bot me like 4,000?
I mean, I can use a view bot.
He's god damn.
But I feel so rare back in the day.
You should be right?
Yeah, I feel like when I was streaming it
consistent I felt like it was so rare.
So rare.
You can see what I'm saying, they had shame
and you know what, Adam? They would get called out
and they would do something because they were going to call out.
These days there's so many, everybody would just blend.
They'd go, oh I hate you, buddy.
They'd just blend in with everybody else.
And they'd just go along like it's awful.
It was right back then.
I don't remember who else. There's like all these ones. Paulihoffl
I don't know what this guy's talking about.
But no, I think the fucked up thing about viewbotting though is that if you just viewbot
like two or three thousand it's like if you have three or four K it doesn't show. No,
no, but what I'm saying is that like if you viewbot twenty K viewers then like it
looks too obvious but if you just do it like a little bit it doesn't look obvious
and I'm so people don't even catch on
All right guys, we got to figure this out. Okay, what are we lucky to hear? Okay, you're playing it
What fuck is this? We're caught in it. I think so. Okay. Let me think let me click this for you. Okay fucking roll
No, please please don't troll us, please
I don't beat in your ass in the YouTube comment section. I'm just saying
I'm just saying, they're beating your asses. Dude they are not beating my asses. They're beating your ass!
You guys want any bands or what?
I know, but I'm not sure you don't want to play games.
My hands are cold.
That is a f***ing thing.
Post-fire thing is ugly shit.
Who?
Post-fire kid.
Okay.
I said someone's kid was ugly as sh**.
I would never say that. I love that they're really f***ing like they're like an abomination.
I'm saying I'm gonna go like it's like a fucking like an ad in the vomination. I mean
you
you
you
you
you
77,777 there
All right
And it goes like fuckers aren't they? Yeah, they're going to go to all the rapids
Can we get to love them on their asses? Oh should actually fuck these losers wait, you don't know to live in this act
He's like the punisher of League of Legends careful
There's a lot of damage though. Oh, yeah
That was just behind us.
QC ditch checks QC, ditch checks QC ditch.
I push, fine.
I'm- I'm- my- my mouse and women's deals can't shake you in a little bit.
It's okay, it'll get better, it'll get better.
I mean, I just don't play games like that.
Playing mobile with the player shooter is gonna be difficult.
Hey, hey, hey.
New TTS, Mr. Stringer.
I wanna see your dog shit-trash brain dead game.
Hey, these guys play that fucking shamelessly dog shit?
Wow, that's-
Okay.
Check, are you ready?
for what are you ready no we're not right in here what is shit
it's free but I think it might pass it though hold on
okay I don't have my past so it's gonna be nice I would say well wait wait wait
wait here don't go
Those feathers are annoying me really badly.
Those feathers are so annoying!
I'm looking pretty.
Oh shit.
Nice try.
It's all good.
I
Want oh my god, you'll wait wait, would you say sure he didn't steal your jungle well, he took my bot side
I've got him just one straight top
Yeah
I'm right here. Let's go
I'm going fucking BX order oh
oh nice
chat these are the there's a law there's a law if you if you one point
three cameras back and you know by BF you get arrested I'm not kidding I've
I've entered twice about that before.
Wait, by what?
By the league police.
Wait, why?
Because I had 1.3 gun first back and then by BF order.
Oh shit, how did that go?
I mean, it was terrible.
I had forced membership of that.
I was forced to listen to fucking two strings of
don't test.
It was terrible.
OK.
Good!
I've been, I've been good to you!
No!
I'm on an FK.
I'm on an FK.
I love my enemy.
My cramp was too much.
Wow, the panthering.
Wow, what a well-made game.
Alright guys, I'm instantly running bot.
Surely they're not gonna know.
Actually, I'm actually crazy.
Dude, okay, yo.
I'm not like a disabled person.
Okay.
Ehhhh.
Are you fucking joking?
What do you mean, Ann?
Line me down.
Good one.
I'm looking here.
Holy shit.
They ate that.
Alright, guys, watch out because Bobbots could be botched.
Wait really? How do you know?
Oh my god!
Damn son!
BOOM!
We're gonna play and then we get out.
Let's see if we can invade this.
Wait wait, Moe, you wanna do something fucked up? Come here.
Yeah.
I have nothing.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh this is about to get...
There's no way they're gonna know ever show me it here
That's good. That's gonna chat the beat
It's a fun item to boost the damage, but I built any later. Yeah, I still build X of expression
Listen
Oh
This is how easy games are when Tyler's not spending half their early game eating fucking wings off
Wing stop
Well done fries with a lot of salt and cat Cajun flats only holy with ranch. That's not already yet
I
You know check how do you feel about our support spam thing?
Like our support is oh my god. Oh my gwiz. Yeah, I'm a zunit
You really think enemies are missing four times
All right, we're diving Tyler your tanking
Did you hold that auto on Belvin to wait out the exhaust before you headshot?
What was his button?
It was luck.
It was luck.
Also, my mousepad was completely fucked.
I was on the road.
But sometimes you just know what to do.
Yo, I'm going to kill him if not, I'm blushing.
I'm blushing.
I
Did it why are they pretending like they don't know it's us when they've got three target bands
All right guys
This game is looking like a free win.
You alright?
Aw, fuck.
I'm not a bitch.
Ice toppling.
How you doing?
Holy shit.
Bro Chick, when are you doing a comeback to Challenger Marathon?
I don't know how to remember.
Why not?
I'm retired.
Alright.
Welcome.
almost hit GM right almost love you x
bro we live in a day in a day in age where Tyler1 is approaching trick2gm
SRO status
Yeah, oh, they should you put that nice. Yeah, I did. Thank you
That's kind of wait, I'm gonna let it take a little bit
Can't even see you Joe.
Is that a flight bro?
Pop!
Alright.
Bro can I just say something?
No we don't want to hear it.
Oh, okay.
Did you really expect anything of any other answer from that?
Dude!
I provide valuable insight sometimes.
Sometimes is the keyboard here.
You won!
No left behind here. I'm not making it.
I'm not making it.
Flash.
Yeah, I can come bot.
I'm coming down, I'm coming down.
Just keep that against, nice.
Aye! Oh my god!
Oh, cooks!
Let's say stop the move!
Turn back the clock!
Oh, thanks, another shade.
That's right.
Wait.
No!
Oh, this is bad.
Oh my god.
Great.
Okay.
No!
the queen is fading the queen is fading I'm not gonna give you a day back up
why are you being you baited oh I just wanna do something I did
pop off you did pop off why you why are you blaming grow up I knew you
listen to me psycho the first thing oh there was
got a faster bro bro one of playing Zankos with my one accept the blame
for all of his mistakes and people you troll every single week is a little bit of a shit
dude Tyler has never taken accountability you're so dumb i take blame all time okay when's
the last time you took any blame for anything i in the last one i said i trolled the last
play you played the game dude dude we know but no you didn't you blamed me for half an hour
No that mid game I will I said I told my chat
Okay, what's up
In all of our losses how many how many percent is it that I've done it soldier at least
Okay
You're trolling
No, you guys are crazy for saying that
Oh
I don't think I can do it. Oh
There's a lot of
We could low-keep play through mid.
Good insight.
I like that one, that was actually good.
Oh!
Alright guys, I'm diving bot together.
I'm not sure if she have one.
Take tower.
Very nice.
Yeah, this is going to be huge.
That was going to be one factor.
Yeah, we got a headshot, boom.
I can't move.
Don't we take tower or not?
Yeah, yeah, I'll take.
Yeah, it's not good this year.
It's gonna get cold on here.
You want it, you want it.
Hit him, double tight.
Oh my god.
Alright, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
You fucking blind, bro?
I should have peeked you.
I
Don't lie
No, no, no, come back, come back
I see the cloth on here.
What? What's going on?
The only person with color is a phone.
Oh, god.
What does it count?
How do I not count?
My people aren't ever listening to me on the daily.
Shut down.
Bad fucking 25 years for me.
I'm Italian.
It's good for the kids.
I mean, I'm kind of good. I'm putting them. Should we get this rocker?
Yes. What? What is it? Click on it there. I can't, uh, you get eight.
Oh, back up. This could be bad. I'm away. I'm away. I'm away.
I'm away. I'm away. I'm away. I'm away about 10 seconds
Okay, check you need to get this. Oh shit. No shit. I'm going
1000
Stop watching
It's not that I wasn't doing a lot of damage, I'm going out of the arc.
It's not the damage, it's the fact that the braum blocked everything.
And then when I was hitting the other guy, it was during his W.
Everything was during bad times, literally.
My specific was fine, I played that fine, that was a fine fight.
I'm just gonna say it you want to know the real reason why you always blame everyone
You're just mad at that you will never be as accomplished as your brother
Crickets crickets crickets one laugh and it's his own life. I can't I can't I cannot
Me or some guys like holy shit
Oh, what the fuck was that?
Fucking one cap.
50 cal headshot.
Welcome to the jungle, chat.
Ooh, wait guys, don't forget we have the trick to G Herald.
Yes, sir.
Hold around.
Yeah, so, press R.
I don't like this image.
I'm not into kind of this at all.
I'm fine, friend.
I eat in your throat.
But I think we can ask him again.
What is that throw?
King double kill.
I don't know.
Oh
I'm in hot boys coming in hot
He's bringing the heralds
Coming in
Open it
Oh my god what a sight
Oh my god
Wow, let's see just leave it at for all.
Oh my god, not at all.
Wow.
Bitch slapped his head, all right.
OK, guys, that game was a little too easy to win.
So let's make it harder.
Bang!
I'll take support.
It's not winnable.
I've got the character.
Wait, what if I play to ADC?
DG, I'm on Avenue.
here this might be suitable I think you can do 80c sure I got a juggle then just do
the angle juggle finally my comeback I have my comeback is real I've been
winning years of this I guess support Dante's okay let's go oh no this is going to be a
bit up to you you want mid oh or support I'm gonna support a black out of this team
okay no wait you buy some some chance that's a chance for a second oh you're
a uh alicopter fan I forgot oh well you guys you guys there's another all the
Oh, I do actually.
Who?
Tyler, did you hear that story?
He said, talk about your marriage.
At your marriage it doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense.
I do.
Alecopter's also from like French Canada where that place is called and so he's had beef with the guy who's banned Tarzan for like years now
And Tarzan's like once created the story about how Alecopter had to go to court because like it was like some complete like slander story
And Alecopter's been telling him for years. I'm gonna beat you up
So since Dante's and Tarzan used to be friends he figured fuck it
I'm gonna go camp outside of Dante's wedding and find Tarzan
But
Just wait outside the wedding he lost slacks
dress shirt nice fucking shoes like cleats like
The other half helicopter wanted to get invited to the wedding
But
Was he like outside so yeah, no kid
I was just like taking a piss and then I see him in the bathroom at the other year though
And he's like yo, what's up grass on the marriage? And I was like, oh, thanks. What the fuck are you doing here?
And then he was like, oh, I'm just chilling
That's like psychotic
But why does he have ops like that? Let me show up at a wedding disguise
I mean, I know he's diabolical, but so that's kind of crazy though. All I did is talk online. I mean who gives a shit
I mean, I know Tarzan, yeah, I know that Tarzan for a decade.
Don't say his name.
Oh, sorry.
Rambo, please.
Okay.
You're actually a good rage-baiter.
You've evolved like your shit at the game now, but you're a good rage-baiter.
All you do is troll now.
You were never this confident with your words back in the day.
I'm just gonna ask Roobroob.
Roobroob, stay blue.
Okay, what are we thinking for the ball-aing synergy?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What do I jungle these days?
What's good on jungle?
No, I'm not kidding.
Jynx is my best.
Okay, so we can do one of two things.
We can do Jynx or we can do Juggernaut Jynx.
I can't just go Jynx.
I don't want Juggernaut Jynx.
Are you sure?
It's actually not.
I don't want Juggernaut Jynx.
Whatever the fuck that is, I don't want it.
Okay, so pretty much it's you go Titanic Hydra, so you get like a double battle shotgun
auto.
I'll give you me.
You're going to go Jinx.
Who's Jinx, guys? Who's Jinx?
No, Jinx is Jinx jungle.
So I'm not doing that.
Next up.
Next up. I would...
Wait. I can swap them.
Well, I used to play this game.
I used to play everybody change, man.
They're all different now.
Wait, my first picking.
You're 80 carry and you're picking Jinx.
Wait am I picking Jinx so maybe I go Draven.
Is Shyvana good?
Oh shit.
Go Draven.
I can play Amumu.
Okay.
I can play.
Maybe it's your most plate right?
Yeah it's one of them.
I had a 60% win rate on it.
Okay.
Amumu?
Moo Moo?
Pretty easy.
But is he good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's your soul.
He's out of date but I mean it's Amumu in rank 5 so you know.
Okay.
Um
My nothing's gonna happen really good after this, are you not good?
I like it, I like it, I like it
I'm really good after this
Tyler, what runes should I go?
People to vote?
You should go to the second blue pit
and they're right recommended in this
Embrace the darkness
Wait, which one? The one with sorcery or the one with
uh, inspiration?
For out of inspiration
Okay
Oh bro, why'd you even just so fucking clean this
crazy
okay
uh yeah
you know i encourage you instead of being negative today i'm going to be encouraging
i i should leave you alone
with it
i can't wait to see it
thank you xqc that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me
i don't this ad against mouth fight in in fives what a treat i mean i can't i can't
i can't
i can't
i can't
bro
you just said you were turning a host and we find the culprit you just go against
that three seconds later
You want me to pick or do you want me to go thrash here?
No, no, I got it.
Joe, what's his best skin?
I'm haunting him.
Eternus?
Um...
Is there like a project skin?
No, Tyler, he's not talking to you.
Old God?
Ask your sick, can you show some people in this hall some fucking respect?
Yeah, okay
We already broke
Okay, should I go barrier or cleanse
Barrier now it goes boring boring
Okay, this is what we need right now trick start talking some shit, bro
My bad, sorry, sorry, I thought okay, I thought that would work
What all people feel play conqueror instead of I
I play get somebody who's like one time I built you one time I built and he would conquer actually type and she
Yeah.
Wait, are you talking about Nocturne or...
Yeah, Nocturne, Nocturne, Conqueror.
I think it looks a little bit better.
Wait, do you want me to go conquer Draven?
Isn't that the porn star Scyllian tech?
What?
Go, Clint, go, Clint, go, Clint, go, Clint.
No, not go Conqueror.
Clint, go, Clint.
Ooh.
Also, Tyler, did I ever tell you about my training force mercurial Cemetery Draven
build?
I mean, doesn't it sound the worst, actually?
Dude, type in chat and respond to what I was saying!
So you think that I actually cooked with my Draven belt
The change before they change items back, I think we're building Trinity or something
We're eight years, but it looks ready
Okay, I look at their custom and I can't hold anybody. This is the worst mark to pick up all time
There's nobody that's good to hold here
Dragon no, no you're a dragon you just burst his ass
Blah.
Wow, that seems good to me.
Not Katie here.
All the soul in this guy's mind though.
But doesn't he really fly?
He said he wanted a challenge.
Okay, alright.
Fine.
Okay, we're gonna have two G-Nasses.
We're chilling like that.
We're gonna have some strong-on-suit while I do that.
Alright.
So you won't see my eyes?
That's not what I'm talking about.
What are your eyes?
What are your eyes?
You don't have to see my eyes.
He's cooking in the sun, that's crazy.
Ryan Gosling in like a serious role is a bit weird nowadays, I think.
Okay.
And a non rom-com.
I kind of agree.
Okay, so I think it's unfortunate, but his range is pretty slim.
He ends up being Ryan Gosling in whatever role, right?
So he ends up in roles that just kind of fit his personality.
When he's out of his league, he can't, he can't, he can't do it.
That's why he doesn't do it.
It wasn't that bad.
What movie?
What movie?
What movie?
What did you tell Mary?
It wasn't like...
It was great!
What?
Oh yeah, let's not bring a rock back to life for no reason.
Like come on, bro.
Like the writers could have done better.
Okay.
I think those...
So they need to forget about the writing and just watch the movie.
It's a movie.
You watch the movie.
Who cares?
I think it was a lovey-dubby with the like, the love, the romance between the
The lady in him was a little bit weird to me because it felt like a force of shit.
He should have killed the robot.
Okay, here's why the running sucks, sir.
He's one of the running sucks, sir.
Because he knows he got fucked over and he's not going home.
Yeah. Wait, he didn't go home.
Yeah, he's trying to go home.
He's trying to help them even though they got fucked over.
You would have, do you say fuck the whole speech?
Yes, I would.
come on you can't impose on somebody to do something self-lesson that makes you
worse than anybody else maybe you're the worst person here if you did that
You knew that she was saying that but she did it for the greater good of everybody
Not now. I'll make it
X X genuine question if you could deliver electric shock from a remote control
Uber each drivers are one minute late. Would you use that button? Yes or no?
How hard the shot
Like, it's like you're getting fried in an electric outlet.
I mean, do we, how do we get that?
He's saying that he doesn't mind calling babies ugly if they're really ugly.
He's saying he could kill billions of people for himself.
What is going on?
Dude, and don't forget he was playing the school shooter game earlier.
What?
I have a flay, I am looking off on the left.
Oh
It's gonna be a great game
Okay, just suck it in just suck it in we're gonna hit two purse try to play for your hook watch this
Please please don't watch in this
I'm going to get a nudge, I'm going to get a sign up.
No please don't, I'm begging you please don't.
It's a ward!
What?
You didn't tell me to!
I think you're close to being...
I don't know how to play ball aim though.
You guys should be topside.
Who's up?
What's going to bother you next to him?
Okay, Dad.
Oh, my little wolf clears them, I forgot about that.
Alright.
Their autos are fucking stupid.
Yeah, just like harass with your autos and if you do, we're gonna be fine.
Okay listen listen we're getting at 3 I'm gonna have E we're getting out.
I have a stanchion on my Q okay.
Okay nice!
Fuck!
How the fuck is this a flight?
Okay so Tyler do you want to play them in the direction that you want to pull them in?
Yes dumbass I know!
well do you ask how does it work and then call me a dumbass for helping you
yeah please I'm doing my clear I'm doing my clear guys
I'm doing my clear I'm doing my clear
I'm going to get a gank.
Ah, okay.
Ah, we're good, we're good.
Okay.
I'm not here. I'm just being honest.
I'm just being honest.
We're killing.
We're killing.
We're killing.
They're all minions.
I don't know what it's like to do if you can't kill them.
Ah, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Yeah, dude, I'm way out on this.
We're actually just like countered in lane.
That is, I mean, not wrong.
If she goes to the river, do I win that one?
You won more month and I'm at 100 knots.
I agree now. I'm throwing a gas party.
And chess, bravance, team.
I have to get my soul.
Okay.
So, X, what you're gonna do is out of base, you're gonna skip all your camps, and you're gonna gank bot three times over the next two minutes.
Yeah, can you do that?
I'm supposed to get boots here or what? I don't know what to buy, man.
Yeah, that's fine.
See Lilia?
It's okay.
She's going to rapture.
I should have raptured her and tank her.
I chill a little bit.
Wait, Moe, they have no sums if you're on the run.
On my way.
No, no, I don't think they warded it. They didn't ward.
I
I need to stand behind the CS and when she comes I'll answer her.
Yo, okay, the reason why it's so good is because if she goes for the gank, we can just like land and turn.
Did I get it?
Sorry, sorry, that's my answer.
We can kill mid and 8 seconds next.
I'm gonna be honest
What a stupid fucking here man
Yep, we just got paid for soul
Backcheck
Wait, I need to keep my axis
So how do I stop him from doing his thing if I can't give an FF all over it
on me no no i just have to hit my chain and then he can't see it okay
that bitch
wait the dragon the i can w the dragon
coming bottom uh when do you have ult when you have ult
uh i i'm right to drop it it's fine it's about to spawn okay do it and then
just like instant ult on xayah she doesn't have ult yet
I mean they used everything in they used to for nothing is exhausted
He'll exhaust flash barrier
Fuck is it talking about are you so are you high?
Little bit. Yo, but next time just cost. We know you're going okay. Well, I mean the whole fucking screen goes black
Fucking like the whole thing goes black. I get me. You're gonna yank it
Okay
I used to be the second that I got in there. Just stop you're laughing. Just stop
I can't fucking back
Actually, you should just better clear. Yeah, I mean right is important
Yep, I'm here
No flash, so we can look a solo key right here. I'm looking a solo. Hold 20
Oh, shit, layout and all
What fucking raptor you piece of shit what
All right guys
I just want everyone to take a deep breath I got everything under control here
I just got fucking flash
TP open it like these guys like they have to use nothing anywhere. They have everything ever like
Do you think everything on me man?
Yeah, everything just came back up for him. You're gonna look here. Yeah
I don't know why I went there, I don't know why I went there.
Let me blame you for fucking killing the warden.
Well, I got TP'd and flashed on it.
Nah, I can't get any tubs at the point.
Oh
Easy money, baby
Now you coach
They already got grubbies out I didn't know there's any cancer available here
I see a glob here, no that was a mis-crack that was a mis-crack
You probably saw my line now in the middle of the line
I was going to say that
Okay, dude, if you can get an engage on her, I have two friendship cards in the back, but
it's not gonna be great.
This looks direction.
It sucks.
It's a bad game.
It's a bad game.
Yeah.
I have 20 seconds left.
I might just roam bot and just try to chunk it.
Yeah.
I should have just backed your Q.
We could bait all the dragon too, and we should get you to drag my mind.
Yeah, that's my stuff.
Let's see how much I can carry in.
I'm sure there's more than some dragon stuff.
Oh
Holy fuck, I'm moving like plan T1 right now, bro
Why not just
Up by all
and look at that! look at that! and i fucking pulled my auto back! now tyler you might have
been counted and dude you might only be the second best draven player in this lobby right
now i'm not gonna get it. you did nothing! support is so 1v9 it's easier to make this
deal with you. yeah support is pretty much there. literally. literally. oh guys
I'm it's over guys
And
Even possible
Wait, how
412
Last half?
Most of our jungle can't beat, don't matter
HAHAHAHA
You did 10 times worse than me, he wasn't sucking your ball to the bottom lane, literally
Yo, Axe, what I'm gonna say is
Lay on air, lay on air
You're looking so hard in the jungle, RoleBow
Yo, push, push, push
If it was you, you'd be 0-0-0 and you'd be coming out of the bush
I'm on, I'm on
I'm such a go-
We look, we look, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm gonna gas him, pray gas him
On a platter
On a fucking platter
Dude why are you stealing my fucking farm?
Oh now you know how it feels now
But I'm life stealing it
HELP
Is that mothfire?
That's not why that's not fine
Okay
Question question. Can you not cleanse and flash a knock-up? I think they remove I think that's QSS only now
Can they remove that actually the dead root of QSS. Oh, I just tried that and it didn't work. I was like wait what the fuck
Oh, I thought cleansing knocked up. Oh, no, not not cleanse, right? I think you didn't choose it though
I think you could only use this flash.
Okay, because I tried to cleanse foshing and it didn't work.
Wait, apparently they rooted like 8 years ago.
Yes, I was about to say that because that's why I used to play the game.
Bro, excuse me, why are you larping League knowledge when you're 0-3 and 2 right now
with 3 winning lanes?
Buddy, I was masters when you were in still fucking school dumb fucking.
Who are you?
Who are you?
I
Can't know yeah update guys update. Yeah, what's up?
Kill a million
Stop give me a bunch up
Classic.
They're gonna get me, they're gonna get me, they're gonna get me.
I tell everyone not to this guy.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
On me?
Yeah, some here.
Yep.
I'm coming.
I'm watching you, I'm gonna talk to you.
Fine.
I'll lock you.
Why so tanky?
Oh my fucking god!
Steelchats bramble!
Nice.
I was gonna walk down to you, I'm coming.
Well, I'm gonna fucking smash her skull open if she tries.
Right here.
Uh, let's go to the second item.
Strider.
Okay, you-
Okay? Oh, I said you?
Oh, I said you don't taste big!
play when you laugh about it you're gonna make it
I mean
What this little does that window that's though? I mean you're not living that you're not living that even with my
Exactly, yeah, I know it's just like
My mother should not have an ideal. It's really stupid. I'm not being
Because they're both in the honor
Okay
Guys, we have a 500 stack Nasus, sometimes I think we're dead.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Wow.
Wow.
Haha.
Oh, not this Hall.
Oh, god, that's a good one.
Wow.
The whole enemy team is down there when the dragon's at 1 minute respawner.
I mean the macro these things is too I mean too intelligent. Yeah, yo, excuse see that's bad macro if
it is
It's settled. I'm gonna need a ladder escape here
I'm just saying that I go it's just annoying. I mean why did it make sense?
Okay, okay anyways X. We're gonna need to lock it now. My my lock it
I
Can see see
Four seconds, I'm gonna shut man
Guys help help please
Yeah
I'll flash you.
72 now.
I know, I know, I know.
I'm doing it. I slipped all the fucking ones, but they have the fucking graphics.
Send it, send it, send it, send it, send it.
Snack it.
I'm dying for this shit.
Faster!
Faster!
I made it, y'all dead. Please get the site.
We'll play 4K. We'll push 4K, try it.
So I timed it with my auto-attack when I got stunned it I mean you can't discuss this with you X
I timed it with my auto, but I got stunned it there's no way you haven't excuse for everything
Well, how's the next season this later that's just
Guys guys, I think we're being very dysfunctional right now
I saw one thing because I auto this I really got stunned because we see in the funny bar. I got stunned
Why are you sweeping the fucking bush and I pink tomorrow on it
But right now hit that tower why is he still here
oh yeah you need to get the fuck out of there
we can beat them to trick! beat them to trick!
i don't i don't i don't i don't
okay
oh shit alright alright
oh man
uh moving speed how much is it?
400
one
begin the damage out
holy f**k
damage is a lot of me
dude I can't auto if I get close to my mouth I don't even die in something
I got anything coming?
I have, play 35
oh we got we got we got we got BDLB at the top
play half pot lane
let's go
okay excuse me
see what I have good news for you all here comes the dumbest you've heard all
weekend you're almost as good of a jungler as Jinx he is
that's not about it I'm just letting you know but no you got this out of that
disconnected what am I making sure guys I have no old targets they're all
impotently I can't
Go go go see go go we're going we're going go up you put it before you guys the name clubs on
someone help! someone help!
oh no just stop, oh stop!
not me
that was so stupid
i should get something to recall
just click my lantern
i click my lantern too early
i'm sleeping
i'm gonna fix it
walk away, run away run away run away
I
Good job
I think it's really I mean I told that you're the now to tell you I don't know to say
I thought you're in it like it I thought you're in
wait wait in the spurs ships they walk up you can alt
all right or that I mean it's quite just hold on oh my lord
I think it's ok though.
He's debing it up, he's debing it up.
I guess I'm gonna say I mean we're far about even on gold
It's a hard doctrine game. It's not it's not it's not that bad again. I'm bad, but it's a tough fucking game
like a year ago yeah i'm getting out there soon guys i'm gonna let them get the pretty good
i can't go for class though i just put it you just have to only steal
just give me a water with a bunch and i'll fucking i'll stab him i'm gonna get in him here
oh
hey deal oh fuck nice you good shit i do
I mean, this is kind of trolling. I mean, they're not in here and driving it. I mean, fuck them.
That's bullshit, man.
I mean, they pay the price. I mean, the gate's open now.
Yeah.
That's an open asshole right at the top of...
We'll get this in four minutes grab this in three
Yep, yep
That's coffee
One more
Down and all
I don't know.
Can you just look here?
No, no, no. Back up, back up, back up.
No, no, no.
That is Litter!
Yeah, look at Top.
Nice TP.
Yeah, no Baron recall.
Stay alive, stay alive.
Stay alive.
Stay back.
Oh, my God.
Wait, Shrek!
I don't have to be in here.
that's okay just hold just hold 20 seconds it's not it's not hard I can't
move I can't move oh wait guys guys give it a second xQCS
respawn
No, no, get out get out get out get out
Do that liner
No man is there by equals increase armor. I should I should
Okay, guys, I'm not kidding. I actually just got out the art and infinity edge
Chills in the back. Yeah, dude. No, no, if you guys are getting chills get ready for it
what should I go off-side him
what and we can we get this clear no ex-objective is Baron or dragon 130 so
prepare we'll flip the bear we get the vision on it actually need to come
I actually see parents that we want you bought
ah
what the fuck
oh wait I got this
what the fuck am I doing
that's our laps laps
I'm trying to tell on you
tell me please
do you have any kills
I got distracted by the games
just back up back up
okay guys sit on your base
we're getting sprouted what
We got a look here. We got okay. Commit this commit this don't they guys it's super cool
report. Don't have the other guy. I'm gonna save them all. Come on. Come on. I can maybe
still get around. Come on. Come on. Bring one to it. Come on. Stay with me. That's
how I get the fuck out of here. You're gonna die. Hit the top. Just hit that one.
No, I didn't him no check out
Where are you going?
I'm going for steel
No, I think we give I think we just give I think we give
No, no, no, I probably wanted lucky no, no, no, we just give give soup. Yeah, we dive lose
I think about Adam
Guys if we can get taller in the back door, it's over. Hold on. Oh, look at that. They're doing it. He's fucking doing it. Oh my god. How
That's actually game changing. Hey, come on. Why are we farming?
Give me a push, give me a push, give me a push, give me a push, xx just give me a push
I got top, I got top, I got this
Moe, I believe in you, and I just want you to know that
Oh god
Blow this guy down, blow this guy down
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Just stacking, just stacking
You just resend, just resend
Yo, yo, xx, whatever, I can move, I can move
Stop just build black cleaver for me get so you're still said you'll sell your team. I just got black cleaver
We kill these minions guys. Can we kill these minions anyone?
Okay, you know based for 10 seconds, I'm sitting base for time wait
Along to the burn
I
Wish I get lost item if I have one I at 1452 I'm not I'm not sure again
Am I retarded if I say I want to get K-neck
I
Look at it. It's it's a game. It's a game of really a millisecond. I mean, I couldn't bother you did better. He wins it
It's just how it goes. It's not a big deal
Oh
Check I think you might have to group now. I think you might need to shut
Damn!
It's alright, they'll find out what you do.
They'll find out what you do.
I'm an older Naga when I see the North Sea.
Go for Minions, guys. Go for Minions.
Use the ult. Use the ult.
I don't remember this, I don't remember this, I don't see it, go next game, go next game.
No, guys, you don't understand.
I got devoted. I got devoted.
No, guys, guys, I gained 25 LP for our last win and I just lost 75 for the loss.
Yeah, I lost 58.
I lost the entire rank.
Um, that's not what you're on.
This is not even good, man.
Wait, so X, you're going mid then?
I can mid, I can mid it. I can really mid it.
The jungle over the years changed a lot there.
Like, from where? You didn't have to do full clears? It was a lot different.
Wait!
What?
So you're admitting that nowadays you have to full clear when you're a jungler?
Well, I think it's better to be game.
Wait, Trick, you want Trimble?
Yeah, I think it sucks.
Tyler, Trick doesn't give a fuck what you have to say.
Trick, come on!
No, no, I just said I had to check on little Tim.
Say little Timbo. Come on. What's going on?
You want Trimble?
That's whatever.
I
Stop changing accounts more on
Yeah, X X foot mid X foot mid
Okay, uh, Cassadin, Orianna, yes, Cassadin, Cassadin, oh, no, no, no, yes, X, we just
saw your knock turn, we need to see your Cassadin.
Okay, now I'm gonna do the thing where I giggle and I was able to play anything
except for Hecarim.
That's
Fucking giggle make it
Okay, let's play the wobble comp then okay
Bro?
Yeah, these times are so-
Be inside us, be inside us.
Like, little players are so-
It's just no content, it's insane.
These people are so fucking cringe.
Like, he's getting good at Yasuo.
Like, he's getting good at it.
He's just playing for fun, so we have a good time.
Like, and they ban it.
Like, you're awful, man.
Just fucking suck it.
Okay, so there's another option.
Do you guys want to see Juggernaut Jin?
Tom, we don't want to see that fucking shitty pig man.
Okay, sorry.
I'm on a gameplay.
i i i i get my jibs
what
i changed you guys have changed
wait who
i don't know not this you've become softer timer is just a rage vader and xcc just talks yeah
wait what do you mean i'm softer
dude what do you want me to do
talk to you see to kill himself when he's on your way when you saw that
that's what you're used to do there's a tars name would do sorry
Anyways, um, listen.
What goes good with Alistar? What if I run Jinx?
Okay, so.
Wait, I feel like we need AP.
Wait, no, wait.
I'm going to AP Alistar, by the way.
I'm just playing Fizz.
I play Fizz!
I'm just playing Fizz.
It's what I play.
Okay, we're fine.
Tyler, are you sure you want to play Gangplank?
We're my option sir. Castle and top, gen top or gang flank?
I...
I...
I...
Don't want a first pickaxe, does anybody want the pickaxe?
Yeah, sure, sure, don't die, don't die, don't die.
Switch with him.
Wait, me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Also, that's luck, Keetlin bot lane probably guys.
It's pretty impressive.
You know?
I'll play Auri, I'll play Auri's bolless, shit.
What?
What?
Why'd you just yell at him, locking?
Because he forgot to pitch because it was his time and he didn't see.
No, no, no, it's because I was feeling the Lucian vibe.
What?
You know what?
It's pretty self-explanatory.
I was feeling the Lucian vibe, so it got me excited, so I don't want to lock it in.
Why are you saying what?
Okay, he definitely missed it, or late pitch.
You guys
Right
Get out range
Oh also
Moe giving you 80 seed tips always go on flinching
What? Yes always the what?
Can you stop saying what like that?
Like it makes me feel very bad
Bad like it's kind of like you have somebody that's saying something so incoherent
What is what was it? Oh, why did they pick you?
serious
As you're so nasty
Like you're not called for their people
It smells bad to
This guy's shitting his pants and talking to Chad. I
um
We love the game. I'm gonna say we have all these million shit, and there's the lowest rate of chips in the game. Explain it.
We're fine, we're fine. I'll front line for the squad.
Tyler, please don't troll, like we need to carry this game.
Go Olaf. Thank you.
Um, what was that I meant in these days? Wait Tyler, what about Cho'Gath?
I've never played that in my life, he's fun, play him.
Oh, Olaf goes crazy here and sort of- Oh, Vi-Gar, no- Bro, yeah, I think I countered it.
Oh, his camera's a big guy, so hard.
Does he?
Yeah, once you hit 6, you just ulti and if you hit it, you will one shot him every time.
It's a skill matchup that I don't know the matchup on, so.
I was in a skill matchup, I literally just thought it was a counter.
How could it possibly be a skill matchup?
Yeah, X, respond to Moe.
Because it can still be a skill matchup!
Like, saying what the solution is and doing it and being good at doing it is completely different.
Like, that's how a skill-jump works, is that you're good at doing the counter.
Like, what the fuck?
Watch and follow him, he just talks like he just does not fucking make sense.
No way to counter him being good at it is not the same!
Dude, the thing about XQC is that you can win an argument versus him
because he says so many words that you stop listening and you agree with him because you want it to end.
Again, here's the example.
The old Irelia Jax skill match up.
You can tell me what the matchup is and how to beat it.
I did it it'll be hard anyway like if you're not good at it like I don't play fizz the fucking vicar every day
Yeah sure I
Go resolve or I can go precision. I'll actually cut down
Yo Tyler you're asking contest
Excuses trick and mo for gangplank advice. I feel like
It's over playing for fun.
No, I'm playing a win.
You've been gone too long.
Bro, I hit masters with game playing 75% win rate.
Yeah, fucking five years ago when you had hands.
No, it was 2023, it was three years ago.
The champion's still fucking easy.
It's not hard.
You look at the fucking bar go down.
Oh my god, it's at two, it's gonna go to one.
barrel bang and explodes holy fucking shit what the fucking dude Jesus Christ lock in
well
that on the skin the Chinese keyboard
no idea how I did that what you said that was that is that a symbol oh no
You hit control a and delete at the same time
Lock in this is nothing to try as made
Moe, what I want to do is W in and then flash to cancel your own Ws that way you can start auto attacking them.
Ah, that's really smart. I'll do that next time.
This way level 2 is weapon push, weapon push is normal.
They're gonna hard push once we hit level 2, I'll give you a free kill.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Bro, you're talking like you have aura.
What do you mean by that?
I mean that it did if this works. It's like actual or it's fine. It's worth investing in it a little bit
And it would make it lose a little bit of itch. Wow
What is that millions
I'll fucking get the fuck out of here!
I can have something, just wait for it.
Does he get to increase his AP for free?
Yeah.
That's how you like his entire thing.
Alright, I'm ready when you are.
Hey, when they back down, I'll kill him.
I don't kill him, I trust him, I don't mind shit man.
You flash me, I don't mind shit man.
How did you get so good at League?
How are you not a pro yet?
I can look at the Lux.
Ready?
Yep.
You know he's fucked now, he's down in your shop window on your mouth.
I could just freeze him.
I can't.
Nice, don't set us, don't set us.
What are you doing?
No, no, that's okay.
No, because we've got a barrier now.
Wait, wait, wait, watch what I do, watch what I do, watch what I do.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
I give you a free kill!
Dude, nobody is fine because now we have the Waveshop and we have some advantage.
It's worth it.
Wait.
Do they all built like that? Yeah, why does this one thing this one trick build like that?
I'll pick up some wave all right. Hold on. I gotta get my passive back
What the
Don't come
And was basically interesting anyway doesn't matter
Uh, let's meet in there.
Come!
Why does it build like that?
I'll push it.
They all do that!
I'll tell you to push that way.
Uh, uh, uh, I got a build right now.
Get nothing, get nothing.
You guys fail alone.
That's us. Let's go tricky.
That's her.
Let's go Tricky!
We got AP mid by the way.
I have a change of plans with my build.
Oh no!
I said no! I'm gonna go!
Yeah, I gotta go man. I'm sorry.
So you don't!
You're good man. Look at that.
There's no way you die here.
Fucker.
I just slapped this guy's cheeks.
Know some spot. No some spot. You can just go with no word either
All right, I'm a flash on him
Are you going bitch
Sticker as your princess
Yeah, but it really goes back first. Hey, I take this shit. Moe
me
just to take one for theme
nice good
that's just crazy
last year on how I was done
I'm just gonna put that out there
that's a slope
oh I didn't even know you were at the okay
uh, it's in here
well so much
yellow here
oh watch out
we're gonna go bottom, we're gonna go bottom
I can't follow
I'm still being real
Guys, what should I build on Lucian?
You build the spinning thing
The spinning thing second item
Yes
I'm coming.
I'm looking.
Wow.
Oh, just anyone, anyone.
I don't know.
Why is there three men in the bush there?
Can anybody explain to me in English terms?
Why is there fucking three men in my mid lane at six minutes in the game?
That's mid lane, bro.
like there's a reason why that role fucking sucks
I'll not play it
I mean when you play it's cause you play chogath bro
so no one wants to like sit back and play
I played that wrong though
I wasted E and fucking
I'm freezing this shit
nah it doesn't matter
snap what you're doing
game is so good right now guys
game is so good I can get so many
hey Tyler
you might have to use an ult bot soon
I'm making you aware
what's up what's up
what's up what's up
Look at me look at me
They come for killing you side
Get out of here
Okay
if you get one knock up it's prime
Gumi you see that got some long ball in the fucking
okay no lost there lost there is a second
handheld a middle lane can't forget to
handle me
oh that's a big wave right there oh
nice
you're just shoving died yeah
Oh
Holy fuck, what the fuck doing on it I'm gonna stand behind them
She was walking out of it she was like
Mammy's I'm gonna be honest the vibes of this club feel off
I'll play a game playing top lane, fucking nutty, I still look good on a double CS, I'm cooking, I don't know what to tell ya.
You're playing support or, it's moving, no fear. Trick jungle, they should be talking, not me.
Hey guys, you need to start talking bro, we need good vibes right now.
Rick, what's that vibe?
Coming, coming, coming, coming.
I'm available, I'm available.
We can turn that problem.
That's right, that's 4-4-4, it's 5 out of here.
Alright.
Alright, I got a Sintuber.
Stupid rope.
Say what I need to do.
Look at me, I'm on the wall.
I'll be crushing my middle with these two games.
Oh my lord.
Oh shit!
They're fucking all the bot lane!
The pop trick will push!
I don't know.
Dude, Tyler, this isn't crazy though.
SHUT UP!
Sorry.
Dead.
That's nothing, that's nothing.
Now he gets to just free ball the lane.
Oh, that's very cool.
You got TP?
I'll take it.
The other thing is that when you lost the 1v1 in your first instantial reaction
Why does she just play with someone else?
Oh, I said they...
If I had ult, I'd pick up the ult.
That is a neat.
You want that.
Shit.
I'm alive, man.
Aw, shit.
I...
I was on the...
I had the fucking...
I'm lucky.
We're not even coming around.
It's every time.
It's every time.
It's not even fun anymore.
It's just...
She's literally making the whole game.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
I mean, if you get out of here, it's done.
Maybe a six, though.
No, it's not about the reaction. I lose this. Yeah, see, this is just my thing.
Ah.
This cringe.
Alright, Cait no flash.
No ulti, no ulti.
No lux.
Keep being, keep being, keep being too, try to get out.
Nice.
I'm here for you two.
Oh.
No, I thought he didn't, no matter what.
I'll always have a Renekton.
Oh, he does. Hold on, I'm a little bit...
He's gonna look to try to blow this wave up.
Oh, nice.
What if we get...
What?
I'm gonna play it better.
Oh, why is this?
It plays dead to Pygbro!
Buddy!
As we can, I move the Eden, Eden, Steady Forward.
It's a three-man middle, three times in a row.
At ten minutes into the game.
Like, who the fuck are you talking to, dumb fucker?
I was playing Pygbro, and I killed one below this.
You can do it!
Oh...
I'm gonna look I'm gonna look
I don't need dragons
You good?
Yeah
Wait I'm running red I'm running red
Oh my god
Big ol big ol
They're gonna run on top of themselves, I don't think.
Okay, 10 seconds.
Oh, keep getting mad, man, keep getting mad, man.
Keep getting mad at them.
Just try to get them low.
Just spray my flash.
League chat is so fucking dodging it's insane.
Like, the fact that you guys think you're good at these games, it's crazy.
That's just...
It's a dodging pair.
Like, I don't know how you guys speed up the stream, what was it?
Like, I would fucking, I would, I would honestly, uh, have like a fake chat up.
And I would just read like fake messages literally like the whole stream it's so fucking cancer
How do you read your own chat when you're playing this fucking piece of shit game?
Wait guys, I don't see a load he's trying his best. Is that a spank game? He's getting ghosted. You piece of shit
It's 50 times your peak or you'll ever beat
Okay guys send this bot free gang on top now
We could also go bottom.
I'm here.
Yeah.
I'm hearing one.
Oh no.
Okay, yo.
Moe, Moe, Moe.
I think I have to stop playing bot again.
I like it too.
These guys just ghosting playing fun fun.
It's so bad.
I forgot about you.
Okay, Moe.
I think we saw playing for bot again now.
You're shit!
He's so bad, this whole other baddest fuck.
Fucking cringe loser.
I mean, these are fucking losers, let's be honest.
Now that, slide in, slide in.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna!
Dude, you said slide in!
You fucked up, baby!
I didn't know Vega was open.
Poms.
for some reason the zone stops fizzing entirely which is like it doesn't make
sense like I'm targetable like why why would we do that literally breaks the
game's own rules the interaction is never got fixed bullshit dog shit trash
That's it. It's a nice.
Yes it does.
I took the tower.
Wait Axe are you saying if you e through fizz or through vagar it doesn't work?
It stops you. Regardless.
No it does.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It literally doesn't.
No, it absolutely does it. What the fuck are you talking about?
No, it literally doesn't. There you go.
I don't need the form. Leave it for me. Leave it for me. Leave it for me. Leave it for me.
You are a fucking pig.
No, he died by chance.
This game is so shit.
What a shitty game.
What a shit game.
Guys, I'm not gonna lie.
Guys, all of our...
Guys, listen listen listen.
All of our hopes right now are on
Check2G full assassin, oh dear.
Because he hasn't had a one at 40 minutes
just a fault with edge of night.
Listen, he's got this shit.
If there's one person that believes
it's me
wait oh wait he's afk
i was kid woke up for sure
oh that sucks
why is he aggenging?
ah i'm laggy
i can go top
We're back in players man, vegans, here's what it is.
That's what it is for you.
That's huge man.
I
Get my source for the shoes
The what?
I'm in a good spot here. Are you I think we're all in a bad spot. If you think otherwise. I think we're kind of the little okay
Bro X he's trying to be positive. Dude. What the fuck is wrong?
action this dumbass
We got this that guy's like it's a freebie
I need those with food. I'm fucking starving at this point.
Kaving his group is so hard. I'll fix all my energy up.
Yeah, actually, you have combined 1 and 20 in the last few games.
Okay, this game is really nominal. Absolutely not. Not even close to it.
You should be fucking 10 and 0, but how many times a game can they know? Dumb fucking.
You had taught it, my support's literally been gone for three quarters of the game.
Would you a mo? Would you a mo? Am I quitting?
How am I quitting? I got caught.
Why quitting?
You guys are doing nothing.
Tyler, you missed a gameplay faulty.
The first person in history to miss a gameplay faulty.
It worked on the first E.
On the first E.
When you flip over at the end of the market.
Oh, we gave up. We gave up, guys.
Yeah, guys. Listen, I'm going to be honest.
The second XQC starts reading ragebreak comments.
You know the game is fun.
No, seriously.
this this this this is gonna get that
I mean now, yeah
White mandatory
And I'm almost there
Yo, uh, X
I'm just like, you know, the vagar was not talking about you. He said cow like you talking about the Alice
I
Don't give a shit
Yeah, I thought it was by me or it's fucking fat-ass cow mother big-ass fucking cow pig
Fucking slice a bacon bitch ass
seven to six months
No, I'm 16. Okay guys, I just got one shot by the Vigo, you know what X continued keep flaming as mom
So listen there appless you you won't on me
You're doing so annoying
Okay
Lux with support, does half your HP in one fucking bulb? Like what a stupid lady to make game in.
Flash, no flash, shut up, he's down.
pass them.
Bro, Axe, you know what it feels like sometimes?
Somebody else pounding me?
What does it feel like then?
It feels like fucking a pyroflip.
Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.
Nice.
Here's a couple of MPs.
Oh, thank you.
Fucking damn it.
Man, that must be Danish.
I'm gonna go back at these fools.
I need to go...
I...
I'm not supposed to do it, you got a flash?
Oh, they're not even doing it, we're going, we're going.
What do you want me to do there?
I thought they'd be here to help me out.
I'm not alive, it's not.
It's right here.
Nope.
Wait, on whom me?
At least we stopped the Baron, it's not bad.
Quick, quick, quick.
But what's all this in?
Fucking no.
one line
hey goodnight
moe it's another brownie
moe you got one of these oneies
and i will come down the whole way down the fucking mess
and do a fucking slime your ass you pussy
SLIME
oh wait shit
he tried to hold you that fucking game
he was playing his target practice
that's seriously
wait for it
ok check coming check coming
i'm gonna heal up i'm gonna heal up
Okay, we just wait, just wait. Wait, wait, wait for Moe, wait for Moe, wait for Moe.
This is our...
We have to get...
Okay. Check! Check!
Alright, I'm coming, coming, coming. Let's go.
Ouch! Where's Rengar at?
Man.
I'll get him with that.
I think we look at these guys, look at these guys. Ready?
Ah, I forgot my gun.
Yeah, I like night I forgot my keys on hold on
First it's gonna be fucking awesome. Oh my yeah, but yeah, I mean I left the oven on I hope my guys
Guys a big one has a thousand AP and he presses qr and I get yeah, yeah, I get shoot for half my HP or more
we need to go visit the banner it's taken in five four three two one
No no no, check seals, check seals, check seals
I see one on the phone
We believe in you bro
They said they'll stall for us, unfortunately there's not full soul team
You have a mountain torso on the game
Mountain is really shit
No no no no no no
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The only way I get in the frame is by doing E.R. and that's uncalled out.
But there's no end to me, but this is the thing I do.
two BTW homies to Kura POV.
What are you talking about, man?
Well, it would not have killed the Ilo too.
It would not have killed the...
Like, I'm not good at this game, but I know my damage enough.
It would have not killed level two.
It would have flashed out.
It would have lived the fucking combo of DPS.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Oh, okay, okay, guys.
So, so, so...
Hey!
Nice!
Getting in here or what?
No!
Big ulti.
I forever use my, um...
Time stop.
I
Bizzle game, but
Yeah, we do so nobody to see we're not
That's fucking
I'm just gonna say it, Kadeem may not be with us in person, but he's here in spirit.
Ghosting then fucking rushing the Nexus and insane GG like buddy buddy
Okay, guys look I'm just gonna say it
Kadeem may not be with us in person, but he's here in spirit every time excuse sees off ADC
I think we might have to put him back on
I'm not going to be insensitive, I don't know about that much of my own thoughts.
Listen, listen.
Sorry about that, I forgot this. Honestly, for all this shit talk, you should go bot lane with XPC. You should support him.
Sure.
No, he was not before. He'll terrorize everybody.
When I was AD, I crushed the game and he went AD, crickets.
How do you not carry the game when you have title and support? He carries. You do nothing. You do nothing.
Nothing! When you were on Draven, you did fuck all!
Roo!
Yo, yo, X, are you forgetting the fact that you went 0 and 13 that game?
Your only gank was you comma-causing it-
You had a challenge to support!
And you lost against fucking Silvers!
Yo, well, dude, when my jungler's playing for the enemy team, what do you want me to do?
Well, you don't need a jungler to play bottom.
Look at me when I play with you.
You and-
Nothing is the same when we win the game.
Brother, when I'm bottom, you do nothing for us.
You are not in the game.
Anyway
Okay, yo, I know you know you know you have to queue it up
Pie down the black pipe you
Buddy holy shit
But what is that a school though? It's the award game
Yeah, but dude nobody needs graphics that realistic
Like the only people that that play games like how do they feel I want to like live out of fantasy, you know what I mean
Interesting okay
Doesn't think
He just killed today, right?
Did he say that?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Dantest without League will literally be on a fucking mugshot on the news and mug you
True, true, probably
Probably
I, um
Okay, so these are the roles, okay?
What am I?
I want some chicken. I want some fucking some chicken.
Who am I going here?
You play a 2000p mobile game and sexualize your dolls.
Oh, I'm going to adopt a 3 in chat as well. Oh, here we go.
Okay, Moe, are we running it?
You could have won B9 that game, don't you?
Are you trolling?
No!
Moe!
Moe!
Moe!
You loved playing at 8 minutes to play for our O&T Midlaner?
What?!
Oh!
Oh, you had me fucked up!
That was honestly my fault.
I should have just started roaming top.
I was playing top.
I should have just started roaming top or they like, I was playing top.
Brother, you actually changed anything in.
Like, I was being spanned already.
Like, we had one good game, one time.
You didn't spam game, you did nothing bottom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you want me to do 1v2 bottom?
Are you trolling?
Like, you realize the first 15 minutes of the game I was 1v2
in the last 15 minutes, I was dealing with the problem that you created.
Now, fail the same story as something who gives a fucker.
Brother, you did nothing bottom.
I am AD Bottom, I crushed enemy.
No X, you're crushing the enemy
when your team is all performing well.
Oh my god, I don't want to cut.
Hey, I'm going to go Shrivana, we kill it.
All right.
Wait, wait.
What does this speak?
Like a fucking 10 year old battle speaks at school
and it's insane.
Oh yeah?
So you're also like, this delivery is crazy.
Yo, pick first, Dantus,
because there's no thinking or nothing.
I'll pick first.
No, they're gonna pick first.
Yo, give me my bottom.
bottom you know what I'm playing Yasuo bot no you're not yes I am I'm playing
Yasuo bot actually see we were going over roles the entire fucking time so
what am I then you're fit unless you want to see Yasuo that is Yasuo mid
you could we could do like a quadruple swap and I just need Yasuo if you
I'm gonna play a low risk mid then forget
What's that mean I'm sure play long range. I'm not I'm not gonna fucking go melee anymore
Like what are options?
Let me check I forgot I'm nice. I'm into it back. I can play Ari. I can play I can play
I can play cast Ari
Orianna? Malory's good. Is the meta?
We're actually good this game I think. You can ball me, I can go in, you can ball Yasuo.
Wilson, I think we need a really long range safe pick, so I think Casinan's a good call here.
I'm not on Casinan against people that are good at the game, it's just a point.
What is all that bad these days? How bad is she? Oh my god, she's ten four six women raise insane
Wait, who or Yana?
That's terrible
Wait acts, what if we put you on scion men?
No, I don't play I don't play shit. She's actually that bad wait
46 is
Insanely bad win rate though. That's like unplugged pretty much. What are the worst in the game in the game?
I'm buying five dollars
Worst case we can also swap mid and mid and bought by the way like I can go mid if it's a good matchup
I
Swap it
You don't understand how bad his support is
I go 87 and xqc supports me
I can play Trist middle. I can play Trist middle as good.
No, no, we're gonna, we're just gonna go Yasuo.
I'm gonna go mid, I'm gonna go mid. So you and Dante's bot lane.
Okay.
I have to support that?
I believe in you.
Would you say that thing?
I have to support that?
No, you can ADC if you want.
Yasuo.
Like easy playing Yasuo support. No, no, no, I'm taking Yasuo and mid lane and you and him haven't picked and you're bot lane
You can decide ADC or support. Oh God. What do you want? What do you want? ADC or support?
Let's go twitch Lulu. I'll go twitch
But we can't we don't have a twitch bro. No, I
I play twitch. No, I twitch you you do you make him Lulu. He loves the really wants to pike her down
So if I can make it make him play
I can play shabana
Wait what what do you own?
Uh... I have...
Senna?
Oh god I don't have my own Senna
Okay I'm gonna pick Senna I hope you have it
Yo don't you have any other support? What support?
Uh I have...
Janna?
Ah you fucking piece of shit
Why'd you do that you dumbass?
Nice bro, we'll play it there
I don't like this build though, uh, yep.
Got him!
Okay, here we go.
Alright, just listen to my calls.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't like this build though.
Let me know in the jungler's comment top.
This better, this better, this better.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Okay.
Okay, excuse me, I'm just warning you.
Meowmulu is the freest one you're ever going to have in your life.
Be careful.
I
I'm not getting shoulder. This is so funny
Look at their cop guys they kind of picked
Then I got that I should let me go AP. No, no, no, no, I don't think
I got that I got this
But they go to ball rules then
Okay, I will say that even if we win or lose, I think me and XQC resolving our differences
by playing together in the same lane is a good call.
We'll see here, Ben.
Okay, just don't, at least...
Why would you go heal?
Why would you go heal?
What?
Why wouldn't I go heal?
What the fuck else would you want me to go?
I mean, you'd go exhaust or ignite.
I mean, what the fuck are you doing?
You retarded.
Why would I ever go exhaust or ignite?
It's your enjoyment
Yeah, bro, let me sit there and let me fucking go exhaust for some fuel that's gonna treat damage plow your skull
Fucking summoner spell like are you serious?
Look at some stats, okay
Yeah, dude, that's guy.
Everybody goes, you know, you're right, perhaps.
Guys, guys, we have the researcher, that's our ADC.
Anytime he hears something he doesn't agree with,
it's something whips out Google and starts researching.
I mean, I have to, because I'm playing with you.
I mean, if it's not jungle, I will,
I will second guess everything you're gonna say.
Your macro calls are literally silver at best, at best.
It's insane.
No, listen, I giled my team in the GenC Tournament to the second round. That's all I'm gonna say.
Both the GenC Tournament like it's some sort of pedigree. Like, holy shit.
Okay, what a win.
Yeah, Tyler, how many wins did you get during that tournament?
Yeah, but I got only Pixel. He was dog shit.
Haha.
Fuck only Pixel.
Oh, that golem's bow?
I need a ward.
I'll do it myself.
I need a ward. Yeah, I got it.
Okay, listen, excuse me.
Come to lane and face me
Got you backed up here. Why would you go early health? I'm so confused. What listen listen look at me look at me
Look at me
What we're gonna do is we're gonna sit there and we're gonna win this lane. Are you ready?
Yep, okay, Sun still Sun so if he starts already he might start bot
I'm lying. What is this? Yes. Hello?
All right. Not bad.
What a trade, man. Holy shit. We are in business, my boy.
Look, when they go in on me, you need to fight them, bro.
Oh, yeah. I mean, I have to see if they're like the whole point.
Look at those shades! Look at those shades!
This is like a master class on fucking support right now that you're watching.
Let's see, no ignite now.
Debbie, nice.
Can you play up?
Jackson, give me your shield. You can walk up.
I stop kill for you, don't I?
Yeah, let's not do anyone plays it. I don't want to win G.
I'm getting trades
I almost baited him into it
Listen, listen, listen, X, you need mechanics now. If Raul ever flash W's on you, you need to instantly sit there and listen to me
On the way bot
They do what I know and then like boss your W
There's something I'm here
My mind please
Survive please earn eyes
Good job guys. I just go flat. I can't I can't
What if I just work the farm who's calling?
Okay, that's fine.
Let's do mid and get top crab.
What?
What?
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
What are you doing?
I'm opening mid out of base, you can invade rockers.
I am going to cold.
I am going cold
What I go phase
Men know is calling it
Ruck eyes the president
Jinx the calling it FPS with grandma's. I don't know what the fuck chat saying
This guy's having his skits a freak out.
What the fuck are you going on about?
The guy is president.
That's what I was saying.
Okay, we're gonna get it.
I'm not strong, but it's like...
It's good, it's good, it's good.
No flash.
No, you wanna die?
No, I'm not gonna die.
Oh, helpful.
That's flash, that's flash.
If you ever need to anchor a boat, tie XQC's leak stats at the end of the rope and throw it over the board.
What?
Come back top young, you're fucking up to me to suck.
This game is awful.
He's a shit.
Oh, man.
Next time, just get out, get out.
I bet.
I'm not even saying it if I can say I'm bushed like that
Oh my god
I'm sure back is not playing being here
Wait, you acknowledge that you're actually the problem in the thrush game but you're
playing me for it earlier.
I'm in the problem?
What?
Moe, who is the problem in that game?
The X you see was 13S, right?
Get it, 5K, 5K, 8K.
Go watch the fucking replay you troglodyte.
I will, I'll work with you later.
I have full probably anytime soon enough.
I broke the little one
They get stabbed in the camp
80 months in the shitton, chat xbc find you like the most man chicken
Can I get a man chicken in chat?
Man chicken, man chicken, man chicken, man chicken
Yeah, I'm out of this.
Let's go baby, I'll tank it.
Good job, sir.
Are you tanking?
Are you?
I'll just care.
I'm going, I'm going.
Stop, you're coming to me, I can't hear you.
Yo.
Yo, my character!
Go.
Wait, he said, he said, he said!
I
Don't give a fuck if it's good enough of the game. It's good enough for me which is good overall
That's why you fucking open into the tower. Yeah, it's like three autos
I think a lacquer you guys
shitty guy
What so what where you're watching a guy these fucking guy bro?
I should have recalled a long time ago.
What am I doing?
Also, if someone plays ready, I should just start playing.
I mean, this is not what we do every time.
No, not this. We should start painting instead.
Yeah, just spam painting people and then being passive aggressive.
We hit some raptors?
Yeah, I'm coming up.
Park up.
I don't know all top
Because it's too much of a late game item like you don't even make it there you most of time
I'm 99% sure it's supposed to rush hacks off thick
Hex up, okay now you're trolling the game.
No I'm serious, like you rush Hex up, fix him to run out.
You're really...
I need somebody bottom, I need somebody bottom, but I get dived on.
I'm gonna have to come over here.
That went in this.
Alright, nice bats.
I
Wanted to shoot the job is right here
Another is a fucking swing that the J4 is right behind me. Are you fucking stupid?
I'm not gonna lie I think if you grow older and you get like a dementia Alzheimer's
you literally be an adventurous level threat. I'm not even trolling at you.
I like this hope that you can see this from the get-go.
Like you won't even need to take heroin in you.
I'm right behind you. The Jivell was right behind me.
I
Kind of cook it up as I guess
That's one
My support is deep warning for no reason
X, how the fuck are you even getting engaged on this dying?
I'm like, I'm genuinely curious.
You see me warding and how are you even getting engaged on this?
I see you warding it!
No, warding the spawn!
What are you doing when you build an agent in this fire?
What are you doing when you build an agent in this fire?
What are you doing?
Why?
No, but how are you even getting engaged on genuine question?
He's got a horse! He has a horse!
Okay, and you have invisibility.
Okay, what are you doing?
I'm glad you got it, thank you man. That makes me mean it. It was on her.
Very nice.
Also driving baby.
I have W. I witnessed that one. Yeah, if you come to me, you want me to E you. You're
in range.
I have W up in one.
Nice.
KS.
Yeah, I know. I didn't think I would actually take it.
I wouldn't that be...
I know it.
something I know it you know she wanted to the most broken bruiser in the game
I know I know I actually don't you think you can better yeah I can
fuck I mean I didn't talk I hate the first time I'm sorry to go back again
I'll reset with you I'm gonna get a game he's gonna get some
I'm gonna come bot when I'm about to get there. I want you to press Q and then start saying sneaky, sneaky, and then we're gonna go in and we're gonna kill them both, okay?
Sneaky, sneaky!
Yes, yes, good, good! Okay, I'm gonna be there in a second. Get ready? Say it as soon as I say no. No, too highly! It's okay, it's okay, keep going, keep going. That's good, it's good. Go on, go on her, go on her.
Nice, I got one too.
take it take it I'm leaving it for you I'm leaving it for you I'm leaving it for you
I got it on me I can go round
alright I'm gonna wrap around
how you know it's in his eyes
dude
up
hey what's with this
could it beat her
it could, yeah
nah
just don't, don't, don't, just don't
stop
okay
guys
no
it's the second time I've died here guys
the W it's actually so bad
I'm taking red
I'm taking plasma magnets
I'm gonna fuck you in town
I haven't been stacking produce
what are you sparax for guys
uh
no go shoujin
shoujin into Serax
I don't have enough gold to buy them
Suck his abysmal
I do actually
Rackets up! Rackets up!
Can we drag him?
Yep
I need one
Okay, I need to get, um...
Hurry! Go faster!
Wait, really?
I'm coming!
Aye aye captain!
Just me!
Rune and secondary!
Wait for me, wait for me
Oh nevermind
Nice!
Got his ass
They about to land?
I'm not casting.
Oh fuck, I should have cast.
I'm getting in on that one.
Look, I killed...
Oh shit, that Orianna can die.
Oh no.
What are these like five minutes in peace?
Never game?
Yeah, but it's okay to look.
Checks opening up their fucking gates.
Yes, sir.
I love that.
another all-bottom situation
we can 2v5
i'll let you get mid
mainly auto-attack it
i got tp'd directly onto me
like you're just so stupid
axe, i have a question
what?
so when you're having conversations with your girlfriend
Like do you guys have like a back and forth or is it sometimes you just like family go up on dungeons
We have another because she's a real human it's why I thought with you in different languages
It's
I'm gonna get my passive back.
I'm gonna reset, huh?
On AD, the E doesn't really do much until, uh, you get some real AD on that, but your
bad ratio is...
HOO!
Aw.
That's unlucky.
You've got the way though.
off
That's what you say I'm gonna fight I'm gonna fight that's you right there
The edge of the game is that good good cuz easy to get a weak edge to build it because okay, but
Yeah, uh, Hurricane was us, yes.
Not much.
He's big enough, actually.
Jill!
Hello.
Is this the gaming column?
Grow at every game and best wins the game.
All right.
I'm sorry.
Wrong stream.
My bad.
Down to some city.
I can't believe they're taking a kill here.
Let me get Rift here, actually.
Oh, God.
Yeah, I'll meet you over there.
Yeah!
I'm just making a kill here.
Let me get Rifter actually.
Oh god.
Yeah, I'll make sure of that.
Yeah!
I gotta say, how'd Echoes of Helia?
Hang, give me that.
Which drug on this game, Tab?
Can't believe that. It's totally so little damage.
I really need my 2-mines Viking.
I mean, Tyler, instead of chat,
instead of Tabs, you can try controls or outs.
Oh, that's what
Okay, let's say on this
I need a 200 gold
I'm dead now
I need 50 ghouls, but I don't have ult so I need to slow down when you don't have time.
It's like that?
Yeah, I'm like that.
So now we're seeding?
Easy.
I'm telling everybody.
Where?
Oh, the dude was finally here.
I
Did I hit her I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I
Would have pushed it push her came there. I think
Okay, guys on the bright side our ADC finished Grunam so he finally has an item that gives him movements
Oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We got dragon. We need that.
Wait, X just come with me. Secret mission.
Alright, I win now.
We just got powdered, I mean...
Just try secret mission.
Oh, no. Nevermind.
No, it's a bad mission, it's a bad mission.
It's blue.
Tyler, I'm so unbeaten, you're driving me to...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, he's not smiling. He's on the...
He's on the...
Tyler?
I'm waiting for the campsite. I'm coming. I'm coming.
I did nothing. I could at least shoot them.
Same. Same. I can burn them.
I have to keep them right here for support.
They're all here.
I'm gonna hit the flank.
Alright.
Can I get the vision in there?
I mean...
There's no way this Dante is really trying to grab the red.
I don't know.
I didn't really want to overrun my fucking head.
Keep going, keep going. I'm here.
I'll kill you.
Big burn, big burn, big burn.
Camo, Camo!
Stop!
Give me, give me, give me, give me. He's shield, shield, shield, shield.
I'll try that. I'll give you a can, cut.
That's her.
Bang! Bang!
Let's go!
Why did you do so much damage anyway?
50 seconds
Okay, best dance and I'm fast
I need to get pro'd bro
No, uh, Jiu Jitsu
I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll
Get the fuck up!
Why are you always backsteating?
What? Cause I play versus Shyvana everyday
in Groundmaster Challenger
They always do the same build
Yeah, so do I
in Groundmaster Challenger now
I ain't do the Balantish Cola
Sorry, little pup
I'm not a master snowmour
Dude, I've never seen a Shyvana buff
I've never seen a Shimano build endless hunger.
Wait, no, I said...
Wait, are you going hunger or death sentence?
No, no, no. I shut down.
My build is a work of art. I'm not going to go...
He's out, by the way.
You don't die, do you?
Who?
Dante's.
No, I meant ask.
Well played.
Yeah, I mean it's just more of a rigid build like it's more rigid as in
It's a rigid build it's rigid as in you if you didn't eat you had a lot you had a roll loss
You have to finish I need to make it to make the bill work. Yeah, but dude. Nobody is talking about twitch build
It's such a random conversation
Uh, you were just talking about my attack, my moves, Vito, on my reds.
Moe is, he's still got it.
What the fuck, oh my shit!
Moe's still got it.
I'm not even sure.
I'm not even sure.
I'm not even sure.
Wait, check, check, check!
Check!
You got all the, all the, all me, all me.
Yeah, go in.
Oh, what, what?
I got a bigger shield.
I'm about to go pipe right on the back.
I have to join that XQC conversation.
Let's take mid-bike, by the way, as well.
Nice!
Boom
Okay
Listen, I will say I will say I brought the power jungle over
I'm not going, I'm not going, 20 seconds, 20 seconds, I'm not going, let's watch mo.
I have no ego, mate.
Easy.
I used my HP bar. What can I say?
This is not my GDA. I mean, I just don't want to fight there.
I think it's like a stupid...
I'd rather be fucking full HP when I push mid with the damn buff.
All the time with this guy, isn't it?
All the time.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm not even kidding. I think he talks in chat more than he talks to us.
here we go eat and go eat and go through
I got question right at the high master
kaisa ex-c from some respect I'm easy nobody yeah I'm gonna check
well well they didn't say nah they're talking what are you talking to
Did I appear in this episode?
Oh, they are.
Yeah, almost 16. I think we literally...
I didn't have ult. I didn't have ult.
And it was a big no-call.
Yeah, I already had it. It's Wingzoo fucking stacked up.
How does it look like one of the strongest airwinds you want to have is in that fucking game?
Yeah, I'm hoping it will happen again.
I'll get him on one hit, I'll get him on one hit, I swear to god I didn't touch it.
My hands were literally off my keyboard, watch the bot, watch the bot bro.
That I believe.
I got where I got where I don't think
Oh
And then your Alice are for this
Was only first no, I don't I guess I will I guess I will all my shield don't work
I'm still coming
NOOOOO
OHH
FU-
FU-
FU-
Let me try
I appreciate it, but it's about that count
I'm not gonna-
That little war-
Should we go for labor or something?
Alright guys
Get ready
Excuse me
It's gonna go in 1v5
For 45 seconds and then bring the end of your knowledge that this cycle continues
I'm not going in there
I'm back to protection makes it impossible to finish the game. I'm pretty sure
Okay
I should sort of wait for correct bag of protection makes it almost impossible for me to finish the game there
I
Have protection is the thing in this game it is I mean it is it is it is all of me boys follow me. Let's go
I got this I'm going I'm gonna burn them
Except that, but if we're just saying it doesn't exist.
Yeah, we got you.
Okay, so what you're saying is that if there's minions, or not minions,
is there any difference on the damage you do to the Nexus?
No.
Let's lock him. Let's get XUCF out of there.
Alright.
I'm gonna go in first. I'm gonna start it off.
There you go.
You all right, Gner?
Kill you, X.
It's pretty good.
It's a trick, Vincent.
It's a trick, Vincent.
I don't think there's nobody that's in there.
I'm racing an auto.
Who wants this? Who wants this?
I want this.
Me!
I enjoy the L, I guess.
So Nexus they can send that Ninja all the way through no matter what.
Yes.
GG.
GG. Interesting.
Thanks for the game.
That's why I think there's nothing going on.
Congratulations.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, and Moe, I talk to you again, bro, maybe come around sometime.
Cheryl, come play with us, man. This is like the short bus we've been trying to drive this, man.
Come and come by anyone.
And when we see if you guys need me, I appreciate the invite, guys.
Yep, alright, have a good one, guys.
See you guys later.
See you guys.
Good job. I think the athlete's upstairs.
Well, I'll have to go check.
Your buses while officers conducted DUI investigation on a motorist. I do you why we need to walk less than a couple
It's a nice bike
I will.
Can I test one leg stand?
So keep your foot parallel like I have it.
Parallel.
I want you to count out loud.
1,001.
1,002.
1,003.
A little bit higher.
1,004.
You got it.
Oh.
Sir.
You scared me.
1,003.
1,004.
1,005.
You may stop.
I broke my right foot.
That was pretty rough.
Yeah.
What's up?
Are we good?
Is something up?
No.
What's up?
It's just about hitting me.
Is everything okay or what's going on?
No.
I mean he's going to see me right home or what?
We're just still having a conversation like that.
Cool.
How do you know him?
I don't know him.
Okay
You want to just say that
By your vehicle go by your vehicle
Yes
Ted, she dated one of our buddies. That's all I found.
A friend of my buddy's.
I didn't know she was coming around here, I didn't know I'd do.
I thought he was in Chicago.
What's up? Give me these books.
Huh?
Oh, I need to get out. Where's the books?
Are you drinking?
I have no. I think I'll be lying.
You're breathalyzing or what?
I just said have you been drinking?
The breathable is them or what?
They're done.
You only thought to her?
No, no, butter does not.
She pulled up in between us literally about hitting her.
And she's obviously kind of scared.
No, no, no.
No.
Let's go have a conversation while we're here.
No, no, no, no.
Nope.
No, no, no, no.
Done that?
No.
You have no reason.
I just walked up and you told me.
No, I just walked on him.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Tiffany, if you try to leave, you're going to be arrested for obstruction.
I'm not going to tell you again.
You're going to stop right now.
Just in the speak.
No.
Are you f***ing kidding me?
Just relax, alright?
Relax, relax!
We're on a f***ing safe move vehicle and...
...ugh!
Aaaaaaah!
Hey, did you put it dead, my car?
No, they did. I'm sorry, sir.
Yeah, no, hey, what's your name, sir?
I don't know your name, though.
Yeah, I bet you don't know.
Hey, he's not the car.
I'm dead, yeah!
You didn't get me back, man.
No, no, no, wait, no!
You're not clean, it's okay.
He hit it!
That's what I said!
No, knock it off!
What?
Come here.
First, just knock it off before you're out of.
Keep it off.
Got him?
He just stuck to you, that's my stuff.
Big job.
Yeah, I said I'm gonna come back for like a $21,
sitting right behind the ground.
You're gonna throw all your stuff in the parking lot.
Do you want a f***ing look at my f***ing bloody head?
Send them back.
Yeah.
You don't get photos of it.
Yeah, let me get photos of it! Right now!
Come on.
I'm gonna take a picture of it.
Jesus Christ!
Don't walk away from me.
Really?
You should be fine.
You want a picture of it?
Picture of what?
Okay.
What are these damage on your car?
Huh?
Huh?
I was just wondering who the heck hit the back of my car.
Yeah, it was her.
She tried to fight me.
So I don't see any damage on her.
All right.
No, I just want to make it.
I just like, what the heck?
I'm all good, so all right, all right, sorry about that.
Take care.
Oh, OK, so no, bad.
Put your foot in there.
For what?
Put your foot in there.
For what?
You're under arrest.
For what?
For what?
Obstruction, and now it's more than one.
Obstruction of what?
An investigation of people walking with me.
Get in there.
They're not kicking.
If your personality sucks when you're drunk it'll be tapped and that's worse for me.
Please.
I want all three of you to come here, please.
So I have to give a card and pick up your name?
Yes, please, come here.
I literally am just pulling into town,
going to my grandma's house,
and I see Wyatt sitting up,
and I pull in to get a water,
and I'm getting a rest.
For what?
What is happening right now?
You weren't listening to me.
I'm walking in and you know my
What's up, my friend?
name don't be a f***ing asshole right now I'm sorry well you are under arrest right now
for what? for obstruction? obstruction of what?
disorderly conduct disorderly conduct oh my god oh my f***ing god
for what? for what? do not pull away from me
I'm not stop just face the man I am bleeding from you that's what's f***ing happening right
now I didn't do anything ma'am you need to face the vehicle so we can
We'll just start chatting.
Alright, that's fine.
Alright, we're going to get your pockets here.
Five years.
Thanks for all the times you've gotten me through calling through your stream chat.
Oh my god!
Stop! I am not calling you!
I am sitting on my big head!
Stop!
Stop!
No!
Stop resisting!
He's right! I'm not!
So far I've had my...
...the ass in the air!
I told you my ass was in the air!
What is...
...this...
...thing you want?
No!
Stop!
You know...
...that the mother...
...of me...
...can't...
I'm not gonna die in the rain.
I'm not gonna die in the rain!
There you go.
I'm sorry you're stuck at the door.
Don't f***ing get away from me.
I don't have a rest.
Oh, it's fire.
I have to keep all your things.
I'd help myself, but I can't read it.
Sure.
While the male motorcyclist was charged with DUI,
the suspect, Tiffany, was charged with disorderly conduct,
Resisting obstructing felony battery to a law enforcement officer and felony throwing or discharging bodily fluids at a public safety worker
For spitting on one of the officer's legs when they took her to the ground at the original scene
She took a plea pleading guilty to disorderly conduct and resisting obstructing while the other charges were dismissed
She was sentenced to two years of probation and was released back
Driving is something really caught my attention
Alcohol impaired driving desktops on the pandemic years even today was still I wasn't earlier talking about nearly 12,000 lives lost in a single year
Watching this video that number started feeling a little different to me. Officers were already dealing with a suspected DUI
It was one of those motorcycles
That's what I'm talking about
Um
It might be the one from there there
I can fix her
No, don't do that
Yeah
How's this handle for so many bad chat?
Oh, that's fucking wonderful
When officers with the Palm Bay Police Department
were called to a maze of deserted roads
and overgrown land in southwest Palm Bay, Florida,
known locally as the compound,
what's initially suspected to be an animal carcass
takes a disturbing turn when officers discover
a human head.
Oh, you got my card?
Okay, yeah, well, the card is the non-emergency number.
Oh, okay, well, thank you so much.
Good, how you doing?
So, I got back here, you keep that bird here?
Uh-huh.
I can go back and show you.
There was a small suitcase off the left.
And it's got some people on it, right?
You opened it up?
No.
Okay.
I backed away, just called you.
First I pulled out your car and I was going to call you.
And then I went ahead and called you out of emergency number.
Gotcha.
You weren't pressing up anything?
I guess I'm still-
Somebody else's going to come back here.
Yeah.
Give me one second.
So far, so good.
Keep going right out of there.
I was coming to do that.
You know, get a nice day.
I've been talking to 20 people since I came for you, guys.
Appreciate that.
See where the cavity needs are here?
If you won't, I think this is where I will.
I won't go here.
Yeah, it looks like there's something in there.
I'm gonna get my sergeant a call.
How's this of a border?
Smells a little decomp.
So you never explored the weatherness and if you wouldn't go there like after walking around the spot
There there's some things that are not
Native of the of the of the terrain you always look
was driving out and
So yeah, he's gonna go fishing saw a vulture kind of in the area
Well, you know the weatherness is a wax nature and nature. No something isn't you look at it. I'll be in
It's kind of in brush. I can't really see I didn't want to touch anything, but I can kind of see what looks like flesh on there
So figured get you out here
Get a look
Before anything proceeds further
You stepped out with me last week with the dude on the dirt bike by a
Green Bayside and DeGroote, right?
To phone okay, well that was him. He said he was just coming out here do a little fishing
Yeah, saw Vulture hanging up on the branch over there was flying around the opening right there
So we went to just go check to see what it was
Curious
There's a suitcase there
Smells a slight decomp and it looks like there might be a little bit of flesh on there
so called Sargerity said have
somebody come out and just kind of check it and
If it's if it's a legit thing give her a call and have her come out
If he feathers, I see some flesh, poof, he adds some kind of bird, a bird?
Where do you see feathers at?
Feathers right there.
Those are part of this tree.
No, feather right there.
See it?
No.
and I look at that from the vulture or what not
I don't know, it doesn't look like teeth
teeth?
I did see teeth
I'm eating food man
ew
No, no, don't let me keep you.
Some kind of animal.
Okay.
Some kind of animal.
Now they're gonna blud out if anything appears, like what?
I don't know what kind of animal that is.
I
Wanted to do it
It may turn these gloves it's too small and I don't know full suit
It is a negative. I mean what what what if the bag flings back in it you get a fucking looks like it
Rotten maggots fucking flings into your stuff your face like dude
Yeah, we got a human head
Yeah. No joke. Teeth, hair, ears, looks like skulls crushed in the face. Yeah. Got you.
It wasn't just one suitcase with a head though ladies and gentlemen. Just a stone's throwaway
was a second suitcase containing additional human remains, later determined to belong
to the same individual. Upon closer examination of the suitcases, investigators uncovered
something that immediately gave them a lead, an Amazon package addressed to 19-year-old Lucas
Sander Jones. On its own, the package may have not meant much. The compound was notorious for
illegal dumping. However, this wasn't the only item investigators found. Amongst the remains
was a necklace belonging to 28-year-old Coley Lee Daniel, a man who had been reported missing
just days earlier. What was even more significant was that Lucas and Coley were no strangers.
In fact, officers from the Indian Atlantic Police Department have been called to Lucas's
home as part of that missing person investigation. On the evening in question,
Coley left the home he shared with his parents and told them he was heading to a nearby house.
But when he failed to return and repeated attempts to contact him went unanswered,
his parents turned to the Find My iPhone feature as Coley had his iPad on him.
The location was live and where was that? Well, none other than Lucas Jones' home.
Once the location was discovered,
Coley's parents drove straight to the home,
where they were met by Lucas.
He told them Coley was inside,
but didn't want to come out.
Unsatisfied with the answer,
tensions quickly rose
in a small argument ensued,
resulting in Lucas slamming the door shut
and calling the police.
You familiar with this house?
Yeah.
Hey.
This is so nice.
Another how?
They have been bothering me.
They won't leave when I ask them to leave.
I'm 19 years old.
Okay.
It's getting fucking annoying.
Okay?
Why do they want their son to leave?
Okay, apparently he's a registered sub-suffender and they're overbearing his health.
Okay.
He's 28 though.
He can be wherever he wants.
And they shouldn't be threatening to call the police on me and my own home.
I'm fucking...
Well, that's being explained to them right now, so...
Well, what is he trying to do to help?
What's going on?
figured out on there and parents are pissed they can see all this on the
ring they think um they they're really pissed can we so the other kid is a
registered sex offender apparently all right but he's just hanging out here he
drove yourself and everything we smoked weed and he's sleeping okay I don't
about to go back to sleep, but I kinda am nervous now.
Okay.
Did you talk to him?
We didn't talk to him, no, he's in there sleeping.
So.
Sleeping?
Yeah, sleeping, yeah.
Is there anything we need to know about him?
Is he was saying he's like a registered
sex offender or anything?
Yeah, he is.
Oh, okay.
He is?
Yeah.
You guys heard that.
So probation, he's been at probation,
He was not a reoffender and Lupus made it clear that the gentleman was 19 years old.
So, what's wrong?
Yeah, I mean, he's Lupus?
Lupus lives here.
You know, Lupus is.
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why do you know who Lupus is?
Because we know a lot of our residents.
Super small town.
I've lived here for five years, Lucas.
Okay.
your son normally come over here your son normally come over here.
Can we just make sure he's okay?
I want everyone to go.
We will do that. I'll be out of here in two seconds.
Can I just get...
That's okay. Listen, they're not a lot on the property.
You don't have to.
I want to go to bed. I'm literally about to shower.
Can you ask him...
I told him to come out. He doesn't want to.
Now come out. Come to the door.
He doesn't even have a heart attack.
He asked him to get out of my room. He won't be sitting in the corner with a blanket on him.
He's having an anxiety attack.
All right. Well, that's why I'm going to need to check on him.
And here we go.
So, look, can you please get this moving?
Oh, so we'll probably just give him autism.
That's a problem.
He has a disability, and his parents are freaking out.
But he's driving it.
No, I understand it, but he still has a disability.
I don't have to do anything.
I just really go inside.
I know I'm making it harder on you, I'm sorry.
It's all we're just asking for in two seconds.
You know what, I will let them.
I watch it all the time and people lie on emeralds every video we watch, right?
This guy's probably one of the better liars that we've seen, so I mean in the video.
Like maybe top 10 percent.
I didn't smoke a weed, don't care.
That's fine.
That's fine.
We'll, uh...
Okay, I'll let it out.
Just to understand if something happens.
Since we know there's something about the video, it's on video.
Alright.
Alright, I'm just letting you know.
This is not fucking a good way to do that.
Look, I...
My parents... I didn't phone them ever.
I've sent them guys...
Don't care.
This is...
It has no bearing on this.
Yes, he's fine.
Okay.
After Lucas explained that Coley was inside having a panic attack and didn't want to speak with anyone,
officers had little reason at that stage to force the issue.
As far as they knew, no crime had been committed.
And Coley was apparently there of his own free will Coley's parents, however weren't convinced
You see they couldn't prove anything was wrong but something about the situation
It simply didn't sit right with them
They can't force it
Then they asked whether officers could return the following day once tensions had settled to try make contact with Coley themselves
A low, low-spirited, or tumor-false thing, you know?
Hey, sorry to bother you, man.
So about everything that happened last night, I'm up to date on it, is, um...
So he, last night, he left because he thought he'd called the cops on him.
He thought he was a minor or something.
He freaked out.
And he ran out like that.
So basically the parents are worried about him because he's not answering his phone or anything.
So we need to do a well-being check, okay?
Do you mind if we just come to the house?
That's fine, we just need to check and make sure.
Thanks for all the years of content at QCL and go agon.
I work 5, 5, 8, and 5, 10.
Blurr Slimes, it's my property.
I'm not going to be a shit.
You guys saw something go down?
You guys saw a problem?
No problem.
These parents were more in the fuck out of me.
They wouldn't even want to ask him
if he was seven or five years old.
Fifty or sixty or something.
Whose parents? Your parents?
Oh, Poli's.
Poli's your roommate of yours?
No, I buy a return sometimes.
Yeah.
I don't think you had problems with that with his parents.
And then I found out he's registered sex with a girl that's why they're freaking out.
Oh really?
That's what his dad told me.
Yeah, all that stuff is public records.
I mean, if you wanted to just Google him, you can probably Google it
and if you find it out and you don't want to associate with him anymore.
I'm not talking to him again.
Okay.
I haven't heard from him since he went out the back.
Okay, okay.
Is there anything else I can do?
Okay, yeah, I definitely hear you man.
What do you need anything man?
It goes back to just a few people in the fall, you know.
So I don't know, he's just checking everything.
Yeah, the biggest thing man, so just so you're aware of everything.
There was an incident, I'm not sure if you know or heard or whatever
up on Oakland area that a guy had a roommate and he had expired.
and hours have gone by and nobody knew.
So that's why we're just doing this.
Wild back.
Yeah, I know, a lot of that.
So that's why we're just checking the pictures.
It was, I mean,
what could you do to get an extra article
like 20 minutes?
Yeah, so, pause is clear.
10,000 third voice, 10,000 third voice.
The long article, yeah?
Nope, you're good, man.
Do you know about the time you left?
It was like an hour after you guys left,
So when I told you he was here, he was here, I was in.
No, you're fine, I don't think, you haven't given me any reason to doubt you or anything.
Um, and then, did he have a car here or is his car out?
Okay, so he took his keys.
Okay, is that his car? Is that Civic?
Yes, and I don't know, my mom wants him to get towed because she thinks that he's like here.
Okay.
And I want him to be rusted from the car because he hasn't come back in my house
You said you ran out of back and he thought that you called the cops on you?
Well, you know, he thought I called the cops on him.
Oh, yeah.
Because he thought that I was only 19.
He thought I was a liar trying to set him up.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Babe, you're good, man.
Um, if you're cool, we'll just just check the backyard and we'll be out of your mind.
I'm just interested on how this guy did all that.
When the human romance was discovered on March 28th, 2026, evidence linking Lucas to the scene was uncovered,
and investigators already had good reason to suspect the victim was Coley Daniel.
After all, he had been missing for eight days and his necklace had been found amongst the remains.
The evidence that was uncovered was enough for police to go to Lucas's home looking for answers
and to make an arrest, not for murder though. At that point, investigators still couldn't
establish exactly how the victim had died if it was 100% Coley Daniel and he was responsible.
When officers confronted Lucas later that evening, they noticed what appeared to be healing injuries,
including bruising to his left shoulder and the right side of his neck. Asked how he got them,
Lucas refused to answer, just as he did when more questions were put forward to him.
And although that was the case, believe it or not, his girlfriend did decide to speak up.
She initially told investigators that when she arrived at Lucas' home on the day in question,
Coley was lying unresponsive on the bed while Lucas tried unsuccessfully to wake him.
After briefly leaving the room, she returned to find Coley gone, with Lucas claiming he
had woken up and left through the back door.
The following day, she said she drove Lucas to the compound, where he removed two grey
storage totes from her vehicle, a trip later corroborated.
So, based on the evidence, Lucas was arrested on charges including tampering with evidence,
abuse of a dead human body and improper disposal of human remains.
The search of his home then followed, during which investigators reported finding blood
staining inside the residence and a knife.
On March 30th, Lucas' girlfriend returned to investigators and told them that her
initial statement hadn't been the full truth.
This time, she said she wanted to correct the record and explain what allegedly had happened.
In her revised account, she said she hadn't seen Coley Daniel alive inside Lucas' home.
Instead, she claimed that by the time she arrived, Lucas had already killed and dismembered
him, with his remains being kept in containers inside-
I just arrest her, you fucking arrest everybody.
I hate those videos, man.
I make me so mad about everybody.
Just arrest them too, man.
At the garage, she alleged that Lucas had beaten Coley to death with a baseball
bat before using a cleaver saw and knife to dismember his body.
Coley, she said, had been targeted because he was a registered sex offender, and the
killing had been planned in advance.
She also told investigators that Lucas had compiled information on other local sex offenders
he intended to target next.
On March 31st, 2026, Coley Daniel was formally identified as the person who's remained
had been recovered from the suitcases.
When everything investigators had uncovered by this point, the identification came as
little surprise.
With the evidence gathered so far, including his girlfriend's revised statement, investigators
with the Palm Bay Police Department believed they now had probable cause to bring Lucas
Jones back into custody, this time on a second degree murder charge.
Following his arrest, forensic investigators returned to the home in an attempt to cooperate
his girlfriend's new account.
But they uncovered, they say, appeared to support several key details she had provided.
You see, despite apparent attempts to clean the property, investigators uncovered tra…
Five years?
Okay, that's what I mean.
This should be life.
What?
What do you mean five years?
Are you stupid?
This is a blood inside the heart.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The deal's about five years of life.
I mean, you're rich, baby.
Something his girlfriend claimed Lucas had kept to the trophy, comparing his alleged
plan to the fictional serial killer, Dexter.
I'm gonna get a close down there.
That's what I was gonna say.
I was walking.
You didn't have to be extra sure at the beginning too.
What's up?
We're gonna walk.
We're gonna walk.
Just mega cringe you're gonna do you want to pull me your dragon
What's going on?
Can't you walk my speed?
I'm not gonna push you down.
Okay.
Let me see you up with the AC on in a minute.
You want one too?
You don't want one?
All right.
Let me see if I can put the AC on.
You don't want it on?
Alright.
So I wanted to be the first to tell you the identity did come back and it is your son.
I'm gonna tell you something, he is deceased, I'm so sorry, it's horrible, it is beyond.
What I can tell you is we are currently executing a second search warrant at the residence of
Lucas Jones and we are taking him into custody today.
From murder.
From murder.
From murder.
Great.
I'm really lost to Austin.
I feel better.
I have not yet today.
I have not.
I absolutely am going to speak with him and I have a bunch of other people I'm going to speak with.
The only reason I say that, his mom and his aunt came over and brought us that cactus garden yesterday evening.
They both said that there's someone that lives in what we call the ghetto, those plexus, as you come in the neighborhood.
And so he was over there quite frequently too.
So I'm just going to go.
Okay.
Um, the medical examiner did rule this a homicide.
Thanks for having me up to the very best of luck.
So this is not, this is just the beginning.
I know.
But I will tell you that just like I told you the day
that I was here, I'm going to do everything in my power
to hold this individual responsible
for what he did to yourself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No one just...
Vigilandism is just wrong regardless.
I don't give a fuck what Vigilandism says.
people think it's like some movie, like I think movies rod in us as a population
and they, it's a vigilante color. This is not like, like, like, like the victim of
that, it was like his sister or like his mom or like, his family. It like, the
guy was like googling file these dexter. It's just some cringe TikTok edit guy.
You're a fucking dumbass. Like, I can't even begin to argue this, like.
It just blows your mind that someone could do that.
It does.
And I have no understanding of why.
I know.
Can I say something?
Sure.
OK.
So I will say I would really like
to have all of your help when it comes to figuring out
if they knew each other before this.
And I will tell you, this can absolutely change the charges that are being filed, okay?
Now, there's, there's, we have, absolutely, we are getting into Lucas' phone, but it's going to take some time.
This is the one she's talking about, that's what she's saying.
You know, obviously you know he's a little techie.
I'm going to tell you I do not care, I will not even, nobody is going to bat an eye if
there's any kind of explicit material on that iPad.
But what that does is it absolutely shows that he knew him before.
I'm absolutely considering it.
Okay, cool.
I wanted the answer.
Guys, because of these previous charges,
the lady's offering that because she thinks that,
she thinks that uncovering all of that,
knowing that what he did in the past,
maybe there's some stuff about,
on his devices that will look bad
and make their family worse and overall,
not really do anything for them.
and it's a touch-doken animal.
I think it was the tenor that suggested that Collie may have been doing heroin, although
he said it was something I said and that absolutely is not true.
That's recorded so you can listen back to it.
That is that we have bigger fish to fry at this point.
Investigators were eventually able to trace Lucas and Coley's earliest known communication.
Back to March 6th, 2026, their initial messages were flirtatious and sexually charged,
although exactly how the first two came into contact in general remains unclear.
The following day, they exchanged Snapchat details and moved their communication over to the platform.
Records later obtained from Snapchat showed that the pair remained in regular contact right up until the day Kohli was killed.
The messages themselves, however, had already been deleted from Snapchat servers,
meaning exactly what was said between them during that period may never be known.
One particularly revealing exchange did survive though.
Lucas had sent Coley a nude photograph of himself, which Coley later screen-chotted
and forwarded to a friend while complimenting his manhood.
By this point the prosecution alleged that Coley was deliberately targeted because of his status
as a registered sex offender when the investigators claiming Lucas had researched
local offenders before the killing. But this actually charged conversations between the
pair on top of Lucas's statement to Lieutenant Weber, add another layer to the case, and raise
questions about whether their relationship was a lot more complicated than what's been laid out.
I'm not going to speculate on that, I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.
And raise questions about whether their relationship was a lot more complicated
than what's been laid out. I'm not going to speculate on that, I'll leave-
Complicated, bro, there's definitely only a status in this profile to lure him, no?
You need to draw your own conclusions.
Lucas Jones is currently behind bars without bond. His case has since progressed to an indictment
for first-degree premeditated murder, a capital felony under Florida law. Of course,
that's alongside the additional charges connected to Coley's remains and their
disposal. The case is still making its way through the court, which is a number of hearings
taking place. But as a recording, no trial date has been served.
Um, no. Um, I don't know if it's kid or something, but yeah, weird, weird, weird, just weird, weird.
Yeah, YouTube is cooked. Everybody's cooked. I mean, everybody's cooked. I mean, it's just odd. It's just odd. It's just weird. I don't even know what it is.
Nah, they're right.
Now now Google your last name and check if your entire family check if anybody is on those lists
and and should those loved ones of yours suffer the same fate as this person oh whoa whoa whoa
hold on no no no no they're not allowed to do to say things like that no no um okay see I mean
It's odd, odd, just odd, odd.
It's just odd, you're not Dexter, you're not cool,
you're not like, it's not, you're just weird.
Why the fuck are you defending a pedophile?
Defend it moron.
Well, I, I, I, get this guy's fucking email,
this is fucking banned from the fucking Donalds.
I can't, just from a band, I can't go fuck.
I'm really getting tired of like this, like this chat more and more by the day and it's
always, it's always only two things can happen.
Either you're full on against something or you're hardcore defender of them.
When in almost 100 of cases, something can be wrong on absolutely both ends, yeah?
Don't be a fucking weirdo, scum lord, scum of the earth.
Also, don't be a fucking weirdo vigilante,
fake fucking dexter dumbass.
I'm gonna take law into my own hands, weirdo, scum lord.
I mean, yo, you're as more, if not more, a scum.
You just are.
I mean, you are an absolute scum fuck.
I don't give a shit.
It's not inspiring, it's not cool.
You're just a scum.
Let's come because it's called murder.
Murder is scum.
If you do murder, you're a scum.
It doesn't really matter.
I can only think of an infinitely small amount of things while I was going more neutral
about it, like this Gary guy.
The Gary guy is an either case where you can understand and build that case where
it makes sense.
Google random people on those lists, they are not next to her.
It's not, yeah.
Like, if you know, you know.
42 months, wow, can I get a welcome to the jungle?
No underscore, it's fine.
Are you pumped for 5.0 seven?
Yeah, yeah.
It will, Gary's the guy that suddenly happened
with his, I think his son, right?
It's gonna happen with his son, right?
So was it like four kicks like this?
And he ended up shooting the person
that was the perpetrator, upset a deviant act.
I don't know if it was at the courthouse
or at the airport or something like that,
but the guy was like planning to be on the phone
and just fucking gun him down,
which is like one of those cases where like,
I understand it, that's also bad, bad,
but it's a notch towards more, towards neutral
because of how incredibly strongly linked it is
and it's something extremely dear to them.
And it's not that it's understandable,
is that I'm less gonna be, oh my God, vigilantly,
you know, does that make sense?
Like, but this is like a fake dexter.
This is fucking weird.
Like, it's just, you're just,
Oh, you just go up, man.
This one.
Stopping.
Stopping.
He was stomping on him.
When a teenager is accused of brutally assaulting
a disabled man in his care,
he claims it's all a big misunderstanding,
but shocking evidence will soon force the truth
to come to light.
Did you know your December's in that facility, right?
Yes.
Where do you think the cameras are going to show?
The following footage has never been seen before.
On February 5th, 2024, police in Billings Heights, Montana receive a concerning report.
I'm calling with Adult Protective Services and I have a report from the second victim abuse.
And who is the victim that's being abused?
It's me, Aaron, Alan, Edward White.
He's in the hospital with broken legs, a brain bleed and a lost rated liver.
officers learned that Alan Wright is 37 years old but because of his intellectual
disabilities he functions cognitively at the level of a toddler he lives in a
group care home for vulnerable adults and the manager to brand fills an officer
in on more details. He's been a resident for a while to be honest with you sir he eats himself, what he eats his arms.
Okay. Yeah and when you see if you see him you'll you'll see that it's pretty.
And you said that he frequently has bruises on him due to his fighting with staff and all that kind of stuff
Like it's we do a body check on him every single day and we document as much as we can
Honestly, he's just very contentious
He's a pretty angry, angry little individual.
Okay.
Alan is mostly non-verbal, almost completely blind, and weighs just over 100 pounds, leaving
him especially vulnerable and dependent on others for care.
The brand describes last night as a relatively normal evening for Alan, until a staff member
noticed he had trouble breathing.
As the officer meets the brand at the hospital, the reason for this becomes
clear.
Meeting the brand?
liver. On the left side. Yeah, on the left side. And he has a brain brain and a brain
bleed. Okay. Um, and also when I got to the ER, when I was teaching him, I noticed on the
left side of a very large bruise. Okay. According to a staff member named Kirsten, the severe
injuries were caused by another caretaker, 19 year old Dante Garriott. I could see him
I'm kicking, like, oh, I'm kicking, you wasn't just...
Wasn't just scooting him along?
No, so then I went straight to the office,
I just kept walking and I said,
and I went, the guy, you need to do something about Dante.
Yeah.
So was that like full kicks like this?
It was like stomping.
Stomping.
He was stomping on it.
Okay.
With cameras throughout the group home recording
both video and audio, investigators are hopeful
they captured critical evidence
that might validate her claims.
For now, with Alan in critical condition,
The teenager has quickly brought in to address these applications.
Is he awful?
How long have you been working at this?
Brands?
Are too much.
One about a person?
And what did you do before that?
I was working at Peach Ranch.
You can have a drink.
According to manager DeBran, Dante is her neighbor, and she knows his aunt personally.
She not only told him about the job opening at the care home, but served as the sole reference on his application.
He was hired despite having no prior caregiving experience.
Do you think she's having an album to be heard in there?
No, I'm at 18.
I'm at 18, 19, and I'll tell you the phenomenon.
Really?
Yes.
The brand admits that after Dante was hired, he missed several required training sessions,
including de-escalation techniques, CPR, and medication administration.
Despite this, she still allowed Dante to give medications to patients, including Alan.
After his Miranda warnings are read, the detective confronts Dante.
Another one of your coworkers.
I mean, how are you even allowed to have these facilities that aren't like regulated with like some, I mean, I get it, it's awful because not a lot of people want to deal with these people, right?
And it's hard to find people that are specialized, but still though, I mean, there should be some, some tasks or some sort of government funding for this stuff, like, what?
We have to hire bums.
Yeah, well, why don't they just save money on the next bomb that they're gonna send some
fucking whatever country and spend it on some health care for the people that live in America.
Is that the next few bombs, the five bombs?
Ten bombs?
No, we can't. Israel needs it.
Sorry, I'm just kidding.
Investigators were able to review what happened within the group home the night prior.
As the footage begins, Kirsten calls out to Alan to check his weight.
he goes back to ring down
he's a shawarma man
haha
looking for me
ohh
what are you doing
what are you doing
afterward
dante can be seen
escorting allen to his room
when he suddenly falls to the floor
dante then appears to use his feet
to nudge allen forward
he explains what happened once they went off camera
camera. He goes back to rain down. And then I did sort of
started around in his home because the way he falls down,
he does just kind of like, throw all out, like something
I don't know.
This is quite a lot. I'm not showing you something. Who's
that? That's Alan. That's Alan? Who's Alan quite a
friendly guy? I don't know.
Was that there yesterday? I don't think so.
Was it just there? No.
The photo depicts a large reddish-purple bruise
covering the side of Alan's body,
extending from his upper back down to his pelvis.
How are you doing right now, Tommy?
I'm really not this. It's kind of weird.
I've seen this. It's his bottom.
I mean, I'm asking you, you know how I'm seeing it.
You scared for him? Okay.
Are you scared of yourself?
Are you nervous? I'm feeling like, okay.
As the footage continues,
Dante returns to the couch
appears to start playing a game on his phone soon after Alan reemerges from his
bedroom and lingers nearby Dante seemingly agitated gets up to take Alan
back to his room several loud thuds can then be heard off-camera yeah
and to his phone meanwhile Kirsten who passed Dante and Alan as she walked
through the hallway quickly alerts the manager
and she said to me,
Doctor, take Alan.
Like how?
Like...
like a leg?
Like...
Like what?
I nearly got up and she said,
I'm not going to sleep.
I said, okay.
And then she went out
and I called Doctor into the office
and I said, did you take Alan?
And I was very strong with him
Oh, yeah.
I just...
I just...
Yeah, hot face.
Come on, take a look at that.
And go check on the guy.
What the fuck are these people...
Yo, just shut this place down, man.
Just...
I don't want to fucking hear it.
Don't...
Don't you mean the arguments?
Shut this place down.
Fucking...
60-some months...
Run it down.
Fucking bulldoze the place.
I mean...
Fuck you.
I'm gonna push now and...
I'm gonna push you to kick them.
I don't wanna do this.
Just watch out there.
Just be really careful.
Okay.
Now, yeah.
Now, I don't know.
Yeah, who I got tonight.
And I knew it because I was a little...
All of a sudden, yeah, I get a picture.
Just because from the way that candle angle is,
it looks like you made a boom.
Oh no, yeah, which I needed nothing,
because then I thought the other camera caught me.
Yeah, no, no, no, so I was super careful.
Okay, I did that.
And I said, okay, you guys know what you're not supposed
to do that, you did not lay hands on clients.
Just because I do it too,
when it comes to me, I put my feet up, you know.
There was another person who did that at another home.
Yeah.
Fucking America.
Of course they're called quiet enough patients, like you can't make this up.
Yeah.
Just left that.
Yeah, just left that.
All right, just because I saw that, I was like, oh, I finally dressed up for the big
boss.
Yeah.
But to bring it in, don't think it's kicked out, and don't think it's kicked out.
I'm currently on this hill and going to get in trouble.
Some CNAs are amazing.
Some simply don't care about their patients or job.
really sucks. There's 120 residents here. They can't keep enough help to take care of
everybody with good care.
That's how it is most possible to...
And they returns to Alan.
I don't want anyone. They've got a QT.
Okay. Okay. You don't want to sign me.
Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to sign me.
After Dante reports that Alan is now struggling to breathe, Kirsten returns to talk to
the brand.
Is that what I talked about?
The main concern I have with this video is that they're almost reluctant to talk about it.
They're almost reluctant to say how bad it is because of what could happen next.
Somebody's got to get involved. They have to call the hospital or whatever.
They should do the opposite. They should oversell it.
It's just lame. It's just, it's so USA shit, I mean.
Yeah, like what, I can't think of a lot of-
He was posh current. He was breaking funny.
And he would not, like, she would not respond to me.
And within a 45 second assessment,
I was like, I looked at, don't pay a lesson,
call 911. Something is wrong with my dad.
Oh, I'm sure she was that urgent about it.
Like the line, you're calling her wrong.
Okay, tell me exactly what happened.
One of our clients is just,
I'm not really sure how to describe it.
He just being pale.
I don't know, he's not walking around,
he's not really moving around.
He's having really bad different breathing.
His breathing is really heavy.
If he's completely alert,
he's not alert right now, no.
I don't know why they think that it did not matter how much time I thought it was in, she cheated going to the hospital.
Oh my God, I'm nervous.
And she, I watched him throw paramedics across the room to not be an extracturist.
Oh, so don't call them until they fucking flatten out, die, and fucking become some ashes.
Then fucking, they don't get out until it's like a skeleton.
Oh, you know, I can't.
Throw them across the room.
I picked him up and she didn't come home.
Paramedics quickly arrived, leading to concern from a female resident.
I don't know what's going on with Alan.
It's gone awry.
I don't know.
I don't know as much as you do, Saturday.
Oh, my.
As paramedics tended to Alan, Kirsten entered the office fighting back tears.
Well, yeah, Amherst had his abap at the same time.
When she saw him fucking stopping the guy, who's the mental capacity of a third or three
year old, she should have fucking knocked his ass the fuck out.
Bro, she should have fucking, well, she sees big enough.
She should have fucking full swung and knocked his stupid ass out.
I mean, how hard is that?
It can't be that hard.
Dante's interrogation continues. The detective presses him for the truth.
See, these are it. They're broken. His chest is like a concave.
That's not vegetarianism. It is an ongoing crime where somebody is actively getting killed.
They can absolutely interfere in a way which is physical manner. They absolutely within the...
It's ongoing. They can say there's a knife and they say he's getting knifed. You can't do anything.
You're a dumbass! Fuck you!
I can't leave you because I-I can't.
This man can't talk for himself.
He'll tell me what happened.
I can have a witness tell me what happened,
but I want you to tell me what happened.
But Dante simply replies that he doesn't know what to say.
The detective leaves him alone with the images,
and while the investigator is out of the room,
Dante snaps a quick photo and sends the pictures to his hand when the detective returns with backup
Dante quickly folds under the pressure finally admitting the horrible truth of what happened to Alan
So he's not bad
Oh, yo, yo, I have to bend this guy out of there.
I told you what you were wrong, I'm not telling you,
you're still terminus shit.
You're still fucking typing that you fucking dumbass.
I can't.
You're a nuisance with a chat.
Your lack of IQ is, bro, it's like a virus.
If I leave you in the chat,
you're gonna spread your stupidism to chat.
I fear for their health, but I can't have this.
You're too low IQ, I can't have you.
Christ, man.
But this isn't all Donte did.
Alan investigators note that at one point in the footage Dante appears as though his hand is in pain
Well, they hired this guy and they should have been a fucking patient instead of but this guy should have been it should have been
And onboard it as a fucking patient, he's mental.
I mean, what the fuck?
What's that?
A fly.
Investigators once again were Donte alone with his thoughts.
Following his interview, Donte was arrested for aggravated assault.
But three days later, investigators would receive heartbreaking news about Alan that
would change the course of Donte's case.
According to police records, a long-standing blood disorder had progressed to the point
that open heart surgery was Alan's only treatment option, but he wasn't strong enough
for it.
Instead, Alan was returned to the group home for hospice care.
Twelve days following his assault, 37-year-old Alan Wright passed away, after enduring
unimaginable suffering.
He was probably a much practical individual.
Okay.
And he, when we got him back,
there was a talk of this.
Two-hours lunch.
When we got him back,
I'd never seen someone first come push.
He was burned.
Black.
How was even discharged in the first place?
I mean, I would be curious to see what state he was in
when he was released in the first place.
And he was following me down.
Like, Dr. Stump on his genitals.
They were black.
She was everything was black.
She couldn't move.
I mean, staff would call me and be like, she is in pain.
You could hear him.
And he was feeling like he was breathing.
And he would shake.
And he would sweat.
And there was not enough medication
needed to get him to be conquered.
She was up for three days straight before he passed.
He passed two contracts.
Yeah, Hal's is like, I understand it.
I do not want to do it.
He did not let go.
There's nothing he wants.
A later autopsy found that Allen had sustained
seven fractured ribs, along with internal injuries
that were still visible on his organs.
His cause of death was determined
to be blunt force trauma with contributory factors
of a pre-existing health condition.
The manner of death was ruled a homicide.
And okay, and from what I've heard from like this brand and everything like the great
buddy and stuff is like, oh, we're in such a good team.
You just, you just did offer some probation.
It was just like one little snap and, well, and I'm like, no, like you don't just
this innocent man is dead.
He's alive.
Um, and like I just, I just want to say I'm glad you're enjoying it.
At the time of the brand's interview, 19 year old Dante had already been
released on bond. And while he expressed remorse in his
interrogation, the brand describes him as already moving
on with his life.
Being high with no training handling people that are mentally
disabled and getting in care and then fuck off.
I also think Alan is dead.
I heard he was 16.
Johnny...
Why'd he still work there anyway?
Well, his freedom would be short-lived.
According to court records, in June of 2025, Dante Garriott entered a plea of guilty to
mitigated deliberate homicide.
He was sentenced to 35 years in prison with 10 years suspended.
The group home closed permanently following Alan's homicide.
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Well, that's at least some form of redeeming conclusion.
901.
All right.
What else? What else was I going to go watch?
live watching absolutely not
um all right all right I was gonna watch the last one at that minute show
Let me make some music, low key. Something like that.
Come on.
No!
Thanks for the 517.
I'll turn the switch on.
What?
A 911 call from a suburban home leads officers to a grisly discovery as detectives work
to determine whether it was a random act of violence or something far more calculated.
I see this on YouTube. I see this on videos.
I can't believe this happening here.
Just before 5 a.m. on Monday, December 15th, 2025,
a mysterious 911 call comes into the Clovis,
New Mexico Police Department.
I need someone in my house.
With the caller unable to identify themselves
before the line goes dead,
officers are dispatched to the quiet residential
neighborhood and approach the home's open garage.
What happened with the old shotgun?
The garage door.
I mean, I mean, so if there's a place in the house, right, you go to the closet, you arm yourself with the shotgun, that's shortly into the closet, that peeks, guys sent, you go, the guys go straight to hell, I mean, it's not hard, there's guys go, the guys get to, it's a trip, you teleport directly to hell, it's a device that transports people.
Close Minerva, Assa, McSum, down!
Close Minerva, Assa, McSum, down!
Jesus man. Man, it's a little bit louder because of the microphone, okay?
Hello? What's going on here?
What's going on here?
We just got a call that someone is trying to burglarize the house
the house and I make an announcement can hear somebody inside but you're not
responding to me.
Give your hands out of your pockets.
Can you just woke up?
Is your front door and garage door usually open?
The young man is 19 year old Darren Munoz who tells the officer he lives with his parents,
both of whom are still asleep inside.
Yo, is that hands in the pocket?
If they're not up, they'll wake them up because they still have to call for a burglary in progress.
here. I hope they're not sleep.
Okay. Yeah, if you want to go somewhere, go.
Is everything good? Nobody is, nobody else is in here that I need to know about.
As Darren heads inside to wake his parents for the officer,
the first piece of a much larger mystery is about to emerge.
Charlie 26 video. Who is the caller on this?
What's going on?
Just pull the blood.
26 cities, send me a message, we gotta pull the blood.
Stay outside.
In the back.
Where?
Back.
Back?
Nah.
Nah.
Stay outside.
26 cities, tell them to step it up.
Looks like it's possible to GSW to a female or male.
Which one?
Which one?
The left.
The left.
The left.
I don't need you going back in, okay?
After the second one, I was gonna need you.
I'll get you into my patrol unit. Just to secure you for now, okay?
No shit.
We'll figure out what's going on, okay?
He's got a pool of blood coming from his head.
She's got blood coming from nose, possibly 10-7 already.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
possibly 27 already brother across the street it can save his dad Steve
clings to life but just barely paramedics rushed Steve to the hospital
hoping they can save his life he was we can't get enough right detectives
retrace the family's movements before the shooting canvassing the
neighborhood for leads yeah we're assuming it happened around 445 we
didn't hear anything but my dogs and I have a German Shepherd in that German
check was on patrol at 445.
445?
Yeah.
Detectives then speak with Steve's sister Angelina
and her husband Henry, who live directly across the street
and are still unaware of the brutality that unfolded.
All right.
So I'm Detective Zach Barley with Clovis PD.
We had an incident happen across the street with,
you guys, your sister?
My brother?
OK, your brother across the street.
We can't really go into a whole lot of details
at this moment because it's still an active investigation.
What is serious here?
Well, who are these people?
That's our crime scene unit that's
here for pictures and stuff like that, of the scene.
Are you serious?
Yes, ma'am.
I see this on YouTube.
I see this on videos.
I can't believe this happening here.
Is it that bad?
Yes, ma'am.
Detectives ask Angelina and Henry
whether their survey was captured or anything.
But the footage reveals only a figure running away from her brother's house around the time of the shooting.
Detectives asked them to come to the station where they're briefed further about the incident.
The call is called for a break with him progress.
And when we arrived there, we found out two people that were shot.
Right now, your brother being flown to Lubbock for medical care.
He's not dead, he's still alive.
Where was he shot?
He was shot in the head, but...
In the head?
According to police reports, the bullet entered through Steve's right cheek and exited the
left rear of his head.
It was about through and through, but he's not dead.
There's a good chance that he's going to make it, but there's no trauma sitting
here if you don't see.
One of the things that's good to care about is he needs to go to the lobby.
What about that?
was the C's one scene.
Um, he...
A good chance, well, because of the entry position,
currently, I know this is my first time here.
Why is the time...
Where's Darren?
Darren is living a separate human.
Um...
Well, we can't see him.
No, not at all.
When asked about Darren, his aunt and uncle describe him as quiet,
helpful and respectful,
saying they never noticed any problems between him and his parents.
No signs of it.
explain that Steve and Daniel had spent the last...
Oh, we're gonna see a classic No Signs.
Dude, I love No Signs.
I think it's a little bit...
Oh, it's cool.
I think...
Ah.
...leaving Darren home alone
until they return the day before the shooting.
While Steve fights for his life in Lubbock,
detectives search for answers
from the only witness they can still question.
With blood from the crime scene
still drying on his hands,
Darren is brought into an interview room.
Darren, I'm an investigator.
And what we're trying to do
just trying to figure out what's going on and what's happened, okay?
Unfortunately, you're going on that we can get information from right now.
Would that be okay?
He's at the hospital right now.
I don't know that yet, okay? This was pretty
bad in the sense that it looks like they were possibly
shot while they were sleeping, okay? Who would want to see Vendetta?
break in in the middle of the night.
I don't like that. I don't like that.
I don't like quite a lot of people.
I mean, I joke about, um,
you know, some students
who just won't like,
what, not still, like,
he's married, she married him,
because of all the clothes,
which we're not seeing because
he don't like them.
After getting access to Dynas Phone,
detectives review the home surveillance footage
someone entering through the open garage.
Seconds later, the unmistakable sound of a handgun slide
being racked echoes from the garage.
Wait.
Investigators can't tell who was caught on the footage,
but when they speak to his friend,
it becomes unimaginable
that the person with the gun is Darren.
You know, Darren's never shown acts of violence ever
like to us, like he's like the out of the friend group.
And I'm like, he was like, there's gonna be a fight.
He's like, oh no, you're in the lab.
And I've dealt my life, I wouldn't,
no you wouldn't have ever heard of Florida.
It was the last time I actually saw him in the talk to me.
And I'm like, he's not in the house.
They were pretty straight.
They were pretty straight?
They seemed okay.
Darren was just, he was,
Darren's probably like, hi, give me a hug.
And stuff, he's not a bad kid.
Right.
And he was super stunned off his-
Look at you, there's the types
that are usually even scary.
is that one's the brand-new school.
I mean, I'm just like, I mean, it's...
Yeah, he was kind of, he was kind of like,
he just kind of kept his...
Which when Aaron came over,
he was kind of hiding his neck,
as if he was hiding something.
Which I don't know if you guys like Marx or something.
I hope I hear that.
What happened to me?
No.
It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just...
So, I'm just gonna, you have a girlfriend?
No, I don't.
She's got a girlfriend.
Good job.
They don't know that they're together, but they messed with you for the last two months.
So they did it come official, I guess.
It's the last week, man.
It's the last week.
Officers bring Darren's 17-year-old girlfriend in for questioning, where she admits she
spent the weekend with him while his parents were away.
Well, that's a myth, man.
Hold on.
If something's actually sleeping, it's worth looking at, but if it's not, you're
I'll bend.
XQC.
Who's playing Zograve though?
Chat.
Who's playing the game?
It can't be him
Well plays a game modern sort of as not as old sort of I was a little bit better
They're tuned into a starcraft stream and instantly fell asleep it's out of brood bitches. Oh god. He's got Zergling's at the butthole
That's true, and he'll have that in mind with state duty.
If you didn't use to buy bling for his fucking stalkers, well buddy, fuck you, you're doing it!
And yeah, blink three years later, Jesus Christ!
Put some zealots!
Don't spawn some stalkers!
Spawn some zealots!
Oh my god!
He just played on us.
I mean, live!
buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy
imma, imma hide master's player
are you, are you kidding me?
I could have literally went broke this game if I wanted to
someone who wakes up, he has no view
one hundred four cents for the best run done
you didn't even have any more fucking resources
no way
that was all of his little brood fucks
didn't have any money to fucking make no
alright
is it, is it in a shack? is it in a shack?
uh, I'm gonna go to school with the guy
Yo?
Yo?
Yo?
Yo?
Yo?
Yo?
Yo?
Yo?
Oh, that's all right.
Yo, Loki next time?
Mix in some zealot in there.
They shred-
I did a little bit.
And you need to use your blank backwards a little bit earlier so that you don't get
circled by those orglings.
That's all good, though.
Yes, yeah.
You're right.
I just want a little bit of advice.
I think I got it.
first game of the day. 30 minute game. I want to learn more. See you then.
Yeah, I'll tell you. Thank you.
Alright. Guys, I have literal, actual pro tournament entries under my name. I guess I
used to enter open tournament records. I have a few of them for pro players. I've
I've showed all this before.
I've showed all the proof before.
Yo, I've showed all this before.
There's a striking resemblance to what they saw on camera,
leading to a confrontation.
What if I told you that there's a camera?
You guys showed me?
You guys showed me?
Mm-hmm.
Walking up like that around four in the morning?
So you all are saying that I was out at four in the morning?
We do have camera footage.
And it's somebody who looks an awful lot like you.
You don't want to get in trouble for stuff that, if you were dead.
Yeah, I was at home at 20.
I, um, think you're so mean.
Wait! Wait, it kills her, I feel bad.
Yes.
And I mean, it's you, right? I mean, you told me.
Wait, I didn't call my mom because I was at home at 20.
While Darren's girlfriend waits for her mother to arrive before answering any more questions,
detectives turn their attention back to Darren, searching for any reason he may have wanted to harm his parents.
And you have a good relationship with your dad, you say?
What about with your stepmom?
We had a close relationship with her, she goes to the census about one month old.
Because she's pregnant, she's been here long.
Okay.
His girlfriend's mother shows up a short time later, and the girl lets her know the meaning of what she thinks of the detectives accusing her of being the one in the surveillance footage.
footage. Yeah, really? You keep your mouth shut and you did not talk to her like that.
I know you were not at four in the morning because I talked to you before I did. But you have to be
honest, you can go again in a lot of trouble for this. And then they said that you said that
you spent the night at Darren's house the weekend when you told me you were at
I mean, the truth will fit anybody free.
Karen's girlfriend claims she left his house before his parents ever returned from their vacation and was in bed when the shooting took place.
She was home. I was home. She was home. I wore that on the Bible.
You'll see though, she was home. I wouldn't like her, nobody. I wouldn't get myself in trouble.
According to police reports, phone records corroborated the timeline of their call.
What wakes you up?
Nothing will kill us. It wasn't until the officer was in the garage.
The idea that Darren could have slept through multiple gunshots just got the whole scene
difficult for detectives to believe. Though they can't completely rule it out.
But there's one detail they find impossible to ignore.
I listened to the 911 call and it's been talking to me like I can tell that that's your voice.
What's my one location of our emergency?
You got a moment, man. Why? Why would you lie about that?
Do you lie all the time?
No.
Is that something you think can happen?
So anything that you're telling us we're gonna, you know, try to find out if that's the truth or not?
If it's not, I will come ask you about it, okay?
After the detectives leave the room, Darren invokes his right to an attorney,
bringing the interview to an abrupt end.
Oh, no!
Their best lead remains the unidentified person seen entering the house before the shooting.
So they return to Darren's girlfriend and confront her with the surveillance footage.
Go again?
Come on.
Wait, pause it on the...
Hold up.
Will you come to me, too?
On your shoes?
It looks like my shoes, but I wasn't there last night.
It looks like you're shoes, but you weren't there last night.
Do you see the hair? Yeah, the hair?
It goes down here. The hair looks like it stops right there.
It looks like someone has a view right on it.
Because look, you can see how short this is.
It's not me, because look, this shirt has a low warning.
The closer detectives examine the footage the less
convinced. Vince they are that Darren's girlfriend is the person on camera. No
just as that lead begins to unravel. Darren shares a detail that provides
the break they've been searching for. It's just like crazy like he's really
really smart because Darren had to build a ghost block because he has built that gut piece by
cheese. According to the ATF, privately made firearms are assembled by someone other than a
licensed manufacturer and typically lack serial numbers, making them difficult to trace and
earning them the name ghost guns. After learning Darren may have constructed one of his own,
the detective asks his girlfriend about it. Who had that block last night? The 9-Mill
here. Darren and his girlfriend were part of a close-knit group of friends that
included 18-year-old Julio Zamora.
You have to go talk.
I love you regardless.
But you need to cover your because this is a serious situation.
If you have anything on them that they were doing that you've seen or whatever,
and they were talking about you this way, you know now.
You ain't worried about who's gonna be friends and who's what.
Who gets the shit out of friends.
I apologize. I had to write this.
I didn't do it. I was in your role.
I know, but we need details of stuff that you know.
that are accessory or conspiracy.
Who is the person that we're gonna take care of it?
What was your understanding?
Who's Julio?
Julio?
With Gabby's account timed Julio
to both the ghost block and the alleged murder plot,
detectives waste little time
turning their attention to finding him.
Though he initially proves difficult to locate,
officers eventually catch up with him.
Care for a look here?
Go ahead.
Is that real?
As much as you're planning to.
He has a playground.
Yeah, there's a gun in here.
Yeah, you want to get paper?
Yeah, sorry, man.
That's the first time detectives believe they know who pulled the trigger,
but identifying the shooter only raises an even bigger question.
What was the motive?
I mean, at this point, I don't know if we're making it clear to you
that you might as well come clean, you know,
we spoke into the girls.
So you were telling this guy, right?
And you were legislating by this guy too,
once you take the fall forward.
So don't be that fall guy,
but if you want to be that fall guy,
you need to tell us the truth that we already know.
They have to come for you.
It doesn't mean this one looks that much worse.
You're going to elect that monster
if you don't tell the truth.
No, it's good.
He can make it a crime,
he can say it and say it and say it
if like two months constant.
He kept going, kept going, kept going, kept going.
And he kept saying, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, he's just got a tat on, some whatever guns, some disfair.
And all the thoughts was because the gun is for self-defense.
Yes.
Like holy shit.
Honestly, I should have never did anything.
I should have just.
I was there for 10 to 15 minutes.
Can you tell us what happened in there now?
I was.
I'm not gonna get some out there debating it cuz I didn't want to do anything. I was scared
Staring up, I don't know. I
Don't know if it was up or not. I walked in there. I was in there by 10 minutes, you know, it's too
I was gonna run off and just leave it alone
And she didn't do it
Now I feel guilty about it and I don't know
What are you thinking?
I want to s*** this problem's taking.
So why would you shoot the mom in the head?
I would move.
What?
I just, I got a scared and I pulled a sugar wand, so I jumped and...
Was the gun that was running the car with you the gun she used?
Yes, sir.
It just has to come from you.
So that way we know who's role was what and who really was the ringleader and who wanted this done
According to police reports Darren told his friends his father owned a chain of local convenience stores
leading them to believe he would inherit the businesses.
In reality, however, Steve did not own the convenience stores.
According to his LinkedIn profile, he was a district supervisor.
Oscar Steve Munoz later died at the hospital from his injuries.
All right, man.
Is there anything else you think that we need to know about this?
Anything you want to tell us?
Darren, I think there is one thing.
Because Darren, he also said that he would kill me if I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.
Cap.
So you were scared?
Yes.
Oh, motive for money, but also under duress.
Got it.
Okay.
There was two.
They're like this over and you're like,
okay.
According to court documents,
19 year old Darren Munoz was charged
with two counts of first degree murder,
conspiracy to commit murder
and criminal solicitation to commit murder.
18-year-old Julio Zamora was charged with two counts of first-degree murder and one count of conspiracy to commit murder
Prosecutors are seeking a life sentence for Julio
Both have entered a plea of not guilty and the cases remain ongoing. I mean look at this duo
I mean, I mean look at this shit, man. How could you parent? I if I speak I'm gonna get in big trouble, okay?
Yeah, you know if I saw my kid looking like this when it got like that
I mean you're grounded and it's the same why am I grounded where am I grounded you're grounded. I don't fuck you
I don't give a shit. I don't have to give explanations. I mean, you know hang out with fucking with that
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Don't run that ass with him!
Fuck, it's too bad you're wearing my fucking head!
Yo, I'm not in my, my channel.
Hang out with fucking a two-band lucky mother fucker.
It's just happening.
Alright.
alright
uh...
that yeah exactly
is it not actually like them
there
i will
do channel on the
please so for when
I was gonna make some music, but...
Chad, let me do a couple of Minecraft-dropper maps.
I enjoy the idea, it was actually really fun.
Chad, I enjoy playing high-pitched all of everyone's every...
Once every blue moon.
Maybe I can make a little song?
What's thinking my shit going again?
Oof, I'm gonna cook her.
All my licenses and do some, um...
some vocals
I
Mean I was supposed to the tunnel was supposed to rip, but it broke, which is very bad
No, where's it
You guys can see the game?
Why not?
You should sit right in the back.
Nope.
Right.
Does that show?
Right?
No.
Okay.
Does that show?
Yeah, it's like buggy.
I'll just give this a look at it, I guess.
Yeah, it's like buggy. I'll just give this a go I guess.
But why is it doing that?
M-Java. Third-party server?
Is that what I have to do?
It should back down.
This is so stupid. You can't game break after this shit?
I
What oh wait
Where's the water can't see
oh I hate my breasts it's such a bad game am I just done it's the blue hole
dude I lost now it's over already
Yo, am I dumb?
It's wool.
I see it.
Oh my god, there's no way I'm that stupid.
I see it now.
Wait!
Chet!
I-I-I mean, I'm not that stupid!
Where am I going?
I don't know, I'm going.
Where am I going?
Okay, that one actually became pretty hard.
I have to straight backwards.
I have to go straight for right forward.
so like
let me go see it
but I don't see how you get down there though
oh man I'm watching because I don't have a place to video game
guys you better go with F1 or no F1
I, I, I, I, I- I- I've got something better.
Where's my bug?
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Haha-Ha!!!
No!
No!
Okay, I got it.
Okay, so a little bit forward, a little bit forward, a little bit forward, a little bit forward, a little bit forward, I see the lights.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
No, I had it!
I had it!
I swear!
Another strafe.
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is not the path we discussed.
Please get back on schedule.
My nine-year-old brother is better shut up bitch ass
Then I don't it's got a hard dog on
I suck
I'm not sorry, I'm sorry over here.
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I mean, she's my head that's too bad, it's far back to her.
What is wrong with my game?
I recently moved into an apartment that has a full body mirror in the bathroom and I realized
what the POV is of men looking at my small PP.
Thanks for streaming and making me feel better.
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What?
What?
Is that motor what?
Is that motor what?
These aren't speedruns, you don't need to throw this hard throw.
I don't get it. I don't get it. It's so fucking laggy. I mean, this is fucking terrible.
I'll get the next fucking table.
Um...
It's me, it's me, it's me.
It's me, it's me, it's me.
Uh, so there was somebody out on my game when I was on the list, so I'll just finish
I'm just gonna show you how I upkeep the list.
Bro, this guy is cooking your shits.
I'm a- I'm a simple man.
If you have a bitch ass, you're on the list.
And when you're on my team, I'll- I'll another game.
I'm throwing your game. I mean, I'm gonna fuck her.
I- I- I'm never gonna get banned.
Because how will the system know when I'm throwing her not?
It's pretty much the same, but it's a little bit different.
You're on the list, I throw your game.
I mean, I don't give a shit. I don't- I get zero fucks.
I will throw your game every day.
But imagine thinking that I need those wins and I'm playing right here. I don't need those wins
You do so if you if you enjoy if you show my game you're a bitch ass
But maybe one of those days that you're having a good day. You're on a win-chick. I throw you again.
I can get top right then at once
one point one point one point two one point two is on my debt and I'm on the wrong version
I was also talking I was also talking
If you lose one more time to Michael Diddy Puggenstein, you're gonna have to kiss the wall.
Actually, streets are saying winner gets to personal give Trump a sponge bath.
Lock in doppy.
I wrote it for you to win in something for the first time.
to slam right into the Puggenstein to the ground for a few minutes.
You are losing to this bumbo somewhere.
Next round ban him if he beats you, so you can win in something in life.
He's a loyal juicer.
I
Hello
It's a slaggie it is like it
I mean, that lag was just unbelievable.
I mean, she was sitting in lava, I wasn't, and I'm no longer on fire.
I mean explain it explain it explain it explain it explain it I still his mother is so
has it. I mean, I still love it and it still has it.
Okay, now do a battle with no lover. Now do a battle with no
lover. A natural real battle, not some fucking blemicky
shit. No, no lover. Of course, you leave the game.
Yeah, no lover lover. If you if you if you win the if
you win the level you win the game. Otherwise, you're
Twin quit the game twin just kidding twin love you twin.
Use more dapples. So how do I use more dapples, man?
I don't get it.
Oh, I get it.
Yo, quit yapping and turn the music up.
Chats start dancing. Chats dance.
Chats dance. Chats. Turn the music up.
Excusy music up.
King, love, no, peasants and hates. I have never in my
lifetime seen as shitty gameplay as you listen to all the hate love from
That's fucking bullshit.
You've refitted the game.
You've refitted the game.
You've refitted the game. It's all good.
I mean, lava, I mean lava, I've got about seven, seven. I mean, the...
I mean, you've lost the game. You've lost the game. You've lost the game.
So, in the other games, you don't use the water, but now you use the water.
Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Just stay, stay, stay, stay down there. Stay down there. Come on, bro.
I'm not heavy, I mean.
Imagine thinking that, you know, you can't make a distinction. I mean, come on, bro.
Hello, the Kraken is hungry, the dragon is hungry, please feed us.
The Kraken is hungry, the dragon is hungry, please feed us.
The arrows are not even looking.
I should have won that. Explain it now. Oh, it's just because of all the gupples.
leech is only apple. literally they say they're talking to one apple but don't give me a
handicap buddy you do one piece of one apple. holy shit water difference. away
gaming is not for everyone uncle. summit can still be more entertaining watching
gameplay asleep than whatever the fucking watching right now. then fucking
you know the stream bitch ass fucking pussy
catch slap, catch slap
I'm on the bomb version of the game is what it is.
of
I would put it's a little funny watching you go 0-20 in a Minecraft deal now out F4 before
you get a win classic
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I guess it's going to, oh, okay, I mean this lag is unplayable.
This, this, I mean this lag is unplayable.
explain it explain it explain it explain it
how do you ping it?
how do you ping it?
I
What are you playing you're playing the correct version of the fucking game with a dollar clicker, I mean bro we get it man
We gave it you're the man
What was I gonna do?
My five bars didn't mean to share them.
Oh, I was playing the picketter. That's the example.
I just jumped out of my jacket.
What is that? Mislauncher? What is this?
It's gonna sell, whatever.
Um...
Yes, I...
Do you need some music next time? Do you mind my... like, matter?
I don't have a housepeak facility these days, I just don't.
Hold on, I forgot what I usually do here.
on the master i put a clipper right
also clipper master
open this up
plug-in
some to
uh...
started uh...
That would lead maybe reps.
What would lead is their attacking.
Leads the only use they have a good attacking.
Ladies and gentlemen, good for chords?
I mean, I can do some sounds if it can work.
Yeah, I was wondering if the pad had a big attack.
It's not as I'm looking, but this is not bad though.
I like 1, 2, 3, I don't like 4.
I
Oh, I see.
I don't want to.
No, I fucked it.
I don't like it.
It needs to have more space.
It can't be like, raw.
This is too...
This is so bad, these are so...
What is this one?
It's on the wrong, it's on the wrong, you have to be on two and four, no?
Uh, chat in one-four beat, no?
And then put it on two inside, like this?
Am I wrong?
It'd be on two and four.
Okay, I got it.
I would move one of them, but the club is bad itself, so it's kind of hard to tell.
just remove the other one.
One, four.
Try and open hi-hat XQCL.
So what's 1-4?
Like that?
Did I get it?
This seems good to me.
Why not?
Why not? I like it, I like it!
Oh okay okay, wait, which one do you know?
Hold on.
73 months, can I get a welcome?
On one, explain to me.
I think this is correct.
Okay, it's building up.
Do you think snappy?
That's good. That was good.
Loud I know.
I'll do one without one with it
It's our beat, entirely.
Is it stupid?
Better. Better. I like it. I like it. I like it.
I like doing jazz before.
This is good.
What do you mean this is good?
What?
This is fucking hard.
Jack, that's shriek vibes.
That's vibes.
you like it okay this is straight fire
I mean, I don't even know I do all your songs always end up sounding the same
Oh, they don't you just said that an absolute strike you Andy
Do you make anything else besides wedding funeral nursery lullaby Pokemon Christmas music?
That's a lot of that. I mean if I could do that, I mean I'd be happy with it. You're just a hater
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it!
This is good!
Brother, this is good!
I kind of like this one.
Okay, that goes on two and gives some reverb, Loki.
Does that mean that this note is cooking?
Um, maybe a drum room?
This is good check this is straight fire
Fire!
Uh...
Uh...
hold it
What did I have earlier?
The same plugin ARP, what's one then?
This one?
The bottom left ARP tab.
I mean, I just did that.
On the way in, bottom left arp tab.
Where?
Is that it?
It's actually, no?
It's it's saying are being always just in the name
And navel it's
Well, it is enabled
It is turned on with a fucker
I don't know how to use the program, I don't know how to use this.
the pattern and tab section. The fucking where? Where? In the middle. Pattern.
It's gonna get it's gonna get Jeff first
If I see it doesn't
I'm going to show me the show I'm visual I would just show me the fucking I would just
show me the pattern, I can see it! I want to see it!
I like the arps from the program itself better and they're just they're just superior to me
I don't know how to say it, but it's just and I fucked it
It's over already I don't want to do anymore you saw
Oh, it's because the main sound is already fucking arced, that's why.
Oh, hold on.
That's the game, the game changer, hold on.
Okay, I'm going to change the main sound now, I want to hear you want it.
I like to go back and look at my beats and kind of give them another go, but this one's
going to have one go into it and it's going to go into the fucking pile.
How about we do something different this time?
Is it going all the way to the same route?
We get a, I guess a bass maybe perhaps.
Let me start with a melody.
How about I start with a melody?
Is that what a melody?
Is that what a melody?
Yeah, I'll make you a movie, fuck bitch.
It'll be like this, it'll be... fuck no.
DJ Turnale in the Montefrican Building, XQCL.
T.O.P.
T.O.P.
T.O.P.
T.O.P.
T.O.P.
Shush.
That's good.
I like it.
That's good.
That's good.
Oh, it's too fast.
This is so bad.
Why is this so bad?
Is that what it makes is not dog shit?
I don't get it.
Why is it so bad?
XQCL
It's fun to see you improve little by little keep up the good work, mr. Cowcats guitar
Okay, I know I need it you put this bitch into guitar, okay
I just double up and said it. I just cut up.
I can't. I'm not the right mindset. This is not possible,
This is not a melody, this is shit.
Hello?
Give me a minute.
Let me cook!
Let me...
Type shit I would cook up on the cat piano at Target.
Actual noise pollution.
Hmm.
See.
Hold on!
Give me a minute!
Let me cook!
Let me type shit I would cook up on the cat piano at Target.
Actual noise pollution.
I think I'm getting it.
Watch this shit.
This is what I do.
thinks he's Eric Pritz
shh, I just hit it
on it!
Uh, last one is a work, does it?
Shit, it's off time.
The time is wrong.
Hold it.
You would have to be removed and then start sooner, right?
Yeah, like that. Yeah, like that.
Wait, it's all off time?
Yeah, why is it also off time?
Alt-Q.
Huh?
Uh...
It's fucked already.
I don't want to do it anymore. I'm over it. This is so shit. It's just sad.
Chad, low key, I prefer to do the beats, but I forgot them.
Yo, this is fucking hard! Chad, this is hard!
It needs to go like this.
It needs to go like this.
It needs to go like this.
It needs-
Bazz?
A horn, you think?
A horn you think?
I don't mind that, I don't mind that.
No horns.
Are you a mallet?
Check out Jack, Jack.
It doesn't do bad, right?
Jack, this is bad, isn't it?
Chad, this is bad luck!
What the fuck are you doing?
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm sorry.
I'm not putting that.
It's Viverbank.
Okay, now I did it, that's the go.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, hold on, now hold on, I go, come on.
Oh
Hold on, hold on!
That's, that's hard!
That's ackey hard!
Hold on, I like this one!
That clown knows honking bullshit out of here.
The fuck is this man?
Come on.
Jack, this is a stray fire.
This is hard!
I actually like it!
Brother, I actually like it!
Stick to streaming, lil bro.
This shit is fucking trash, dog. Get the fuck off the airwaves.
I like the way it builds together.
It's so crisp and all together all at once.
If I give you the cake, I don't like it, but if I give you the layers, the cake just
feels good. Chat. If you get the whole cake, it's dog shit. But if you lean into it, look,
look.
Okay. Who is the best one by itself?
Okay, who is the best one by itself?
And then, I phase in, oh my god, I might just be a fucking musical genius.
I phase in the two, two, then I take them out.
They're like, no, I want them back, I want them back.
And whenever you get the sub bass, they come back in.
Chat, they go, what is the N?
Let's bullshit them.
But they're like, I want it again.
I got you.
I put it back in.
What do you make sense?
Hold on.
So I would get one, two.
Okay, come on.
Get ready.
Um.
Um, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, I fucked it all, I fucked it.
It's the wrong order, it's the wrong order, I fucked it, I didn't check the order.
Oh no, I didn't check the order.
It's 7-2 and 7-3.
So it'd be bang, bang, bang.
Okay, okay.
Are you fucking stupid?
Okay, okay.
I like it.
I make it unique, but they go lower and not too hard.
It has to come in automated.
No, no, no, hold on.
I'm fucking cooking an absolute cake over here.
Okay, okay, okay.
The dude dude is gonna be on three, okay?
I remember this three on three, okay?
And I put a fruity filter, and it gets low pass.
filter and then it gets low pass now this is a win-out filter on it with a win-out on it
Hold on.
Sam has a sound in there and a sound.
No, no, but I want it to later on be removed.
Because it's gonna be overwhelming later on and we won't hear anymore.
We won't hear the special e-e-o.
Guys, we need the horn.
It cannot be tamed.
It has to be unleashed, that one pointed.
So therefore, I automate this bitch.
I automate it.
Right?
And it's in, but then it's out.
Yes, yes.
Ah, fuck, fuck, ouch, my ears.
Um, I have to test it, I have to test it.
I have to test it.
So, I'll have to remove all this.
Good, good, good, good, I'm gonna leave it a little bit though, I'm gonna give it a little
bit more.
Good as it needs working and the automaton worked.
I stayed up for DJ clown nails.
Chat, what if these notes came in earlier instead of delayed?
What if they came in on one?
Would that be better?
Do you like it delayed?
You like it delayed?
I
Okay
No, I see no I see I think we just give it made it
Okay, hold it, hold it, clap your hands if I did it wrong.
I absolutely agree with that.
Okay, okay, yep, yep.
Chat, do I lose the solves all at once?
No, I can't do that.
It's too much, it's too much, it's too much.
It's too much power.
Chat, it's too much power.
Okay?
So we remove the BB.
Because we don't have the drainage.
Okay, the old chap, the sub-basis one packs full, it has to get in earlier.
It's just too good.
Hold on.
earlier. Even before the drums.
okay so what do I remove then afterwards it's it's just too much like that like
this hold it
Five years' excuse here, I'll always enjoy my stay much longer.
This is stricter.
Reverse, normalize.
It's gonna be too loud, I can only tell.
Yeah, I knew it.
My baby, I'll get you the fly box and the wetsuit.
Sound working.
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Um, so what is he missing here?
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Let's give it a little bit from the beginning of that.
Check! This is kind of hard! The sub-bass is a lot for some reason. I know it shouldn't
be pronounced. It's very overwhelming. I will agree with that. It might be on the
around notes maybe too high it's very it's very
The
hats are shit.
Chad, I thought we'd make it funny or fun and replace the hats with something more adventurous.
I
Baby
I like that
Ouch wait, I'm done, I don't want to do this anymore
What is not like the the town town it's literally the signature of this other song what up the
town town this song is shit check you can make fun of the town town but look without
It is.
They're so good!
And the bottom of the hold is so good!
I think he needs a little bit just a little bit faster
I
I'm in a song. It's Grammys in the taxi
Yeah
Yeah, you have to keep it on my mind you have to keep it open mind the most important party
What
Oh
Hold on
They're here.
Okay.
I can't hear what you're saying.
You're not loud.
You're not loud.
You're not loud.
You're not loud.
You can't hear me.
If I was for the first time, I would be begging for the shit up, but, lucky, I
I don't know how loud it was it has to be louder. Hey, did you get straight fucking heart yet? I want it louder
Yeah, did you like it up?
Shit, thank you
This point in this point. Oh, I need a lot of things lucky. Oh, yeah
I just don't know what I would be.
My annoying arc, I think we could probably discard it entirely.
Good night.
Good night. I'll see you soon again.
What downer?
I mean, Jack, this should be our video, Jack.
This is hard, Jack!
This is hard, Jack! I don't like to be beaten up by the beats, Jack!
I mean, you don't get it like this, you don't get it anywhere else, I mean, it's what I do.
Do we need a fucking, do we need a sub pass?
We don't need that shit.
Give me the dude maxed out.
["Dude Maxed Out"]
I mean, chat, chat.
By discovering these sounds more often, chat,
I'll make a mezerpiece.
Nobody wanted the dude-dude, but when the dude-dude was gone, everybody missed him.
That's the sound that you have to curate with love.
And nobody liked it until it was gone.
Open the fill, cut off, dude-dude.
Let me open up like this.
Like that.
Oh, in the serum.
Cap.
Um, and then what?
The filter here?
Second filter tab.
Uh, shall we go through that?
Here.
Okay, and then what?
Slid on barely.
The
The cutoff knob.
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Amityday! Amityday!
POPPIN! POPPIN!
POPPIN!
CHAT!
TAKE THAT!
Hold on!
First I need to say this.
We'll call this one.
We'll call this one
Feather.
Because
It's so
So
Now hold on, that's like a panning, it's gonna be too much fun to do it, but I'm doing it.
There's a pan here somewhere, Panimetic, Panimetic, well I set the sound, oh it's on 3, is
it on 3?
That's a auto pattern, right?
how though how do you automate it
Oh, I see it.
I guess.
Check.
The other thing is that to make a granny song, it's a little bit every day, it's a little
bit every day because chat, true creation is the very last layer.
It's like the juice extract.
If you try to squeeze it, and there's no more, there's no more.
I mean, add the more, add the more.
Chat, I'm not going to be like the others, I'm not going to force it.
Uh, okay.
I'll just like...
Hey, J-
I'll- I'll- I'll- I'll beat him up.
Actually, the model.
Um...
Press...
Uh, I'll- I'll do a quick image of my father, then.
But I'll just hold on.
I enjoy making music here.
J- How should you?
I'm gonna get a bunch of sounds that I like and charade them because I'll stream it as
long as I get bored and I'll get sounds.
And I don't put them aside, I forget to put them aside, but I find some good ones that
I'm gonna put them aside.
Anything I can chat with is a little bit of a bummer.
You didn't even have to do a good night's chat until I do them all, I see you might,
but I'll be honest with you for a little bit, maybe an hour or so.
I don't think, but I'll end that chapter chat.
Bye.