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09-01-2026 · 9h 24m
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Dude fucking things good in Joe. We're good
Fucking bang bang I'd be fun cooking
Um, I set up all my shit from upper. Um, and that's usually is in my real bang music
It's good on that luck. It's not it's just bad. It's always kind of one of them
Um, yeah
Serum auto tuning no, have you seen also often it's a bit separate like
You are just I log in life is amazing. I did my license as a log in two more times like
It's a diamond
Hard to ship background that way what it is
New PC is good even that's like a pleasure to get a background. I like it though
It's nice though
He said what?
I don't know if it's the music, I don't know if it is
What do you mean I don't interface so you mean the the ticker I mean every head I just don't have it to the jungle
I just don't I don't put it it's a long story and it's double too much
Anyway, why skip I didn't see it. It's not music. It's a lot
It's a good song but it's gonna
There's something playing a lot on my auto play.
I like it all.
Okay, I will check.
The gifs are turned off.
I don't see them.
Did you guys see the gifs?
I mean, I turned them off because it was a little too much.
It's too massive.
It's too big.
It was one of my ideas to have the gifs in the chat where that went.
That's how I said it.
I would do it.
Way back.
Jeff, do you remember that I said it?
We should have the gifs on-screen or on-chatter.
But they're just too big and shit.
So they're like massive
Yeah, so that that that's the gift thing school though
Tuck off on stream tonight. No balls. I know
Sub 2 and 3 be able to sense the body. I mean the sun is a way too much
Always like the piano
It said it said it said it
And it's just in 0x05
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Chad Chad that that's GTA money, you know what it was I said GTA one by my little is that I
Know that's that's like in-game GTA money, right?
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Okay my thriller it's memory except the future RP it's good to be an RP
Anthony's broke a bee they're everybody's honest man holy shit
I see the buzzer, if the buzzer is mine, I'll have you out in the middle of the match.
In the end, I'll have to chill out, and I'll give you a cheeky look at the link.
I'll have to chill out.
Hello?
On the website?
As soon as you leave your album.
Good morning Los Santos.
Who is that?
The sun is rising.
And many Los Santos are-
Looks good. It's like homework.
While some are just starting their day,
Others are still finishing their evening at the city of Los Santos.
Yo! Nah! Nah, who added-
Yo, who added jump on the whole line?
No, yo, yo, not bad, but chat what's up? What's up with the heck in the face man? It's not it's not how I remember him
Was that breaking news all attention is a little bit of hints in there. Yeah, what is that?
Is that one just a little, a little, a little, a little scooter job?
Hold on.
That sounds fun.
Chat.
Getting the scooters a lot of people use and then getting them back in and repairing
them and putting them back out and carrying them around.
That just sounds kind of fun.
and nerves offices carried out a raid in Great Sea.
Contraband, chemicals, and a suspicious amount of cash
were found at the scene.
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Interesting.
Yeah, I learned the Phillips here in front of the, in front of the, uh, uh, in front
of the pomegranate.
Okay.
What is this thing?
No, it's not.
It has nothing to do with 5M.
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess it was one of those things
where I fucking clicked and it scrolled down.
Yeah, I know that it is.
Where was that?
It's just a good website.
What about it?
Is there something on it?
I'm curious, as owner of NoPixel, can you give us some insight into the great work you
have done?
Um, I came because I'm too busy coding, what we call wired in, I go to the, we call the
coding tank and I'm fucking, I'm fucking better man, my fingers are hurt because I'm
coding all night.
I mean check, oh there's also, I'm coding, code, code, code, code, I mean it's too
much, it's too much.
I
Think this is a really cool. I like this. I like I like the school edition
I'm really to feel alive burger shot is back. Yeah, it version is back. That's that second plus plus ten
That's Pog that's Pog well because the other shot was cool
But it's not burger shot that burger shot was the shit that burger shot was a piece of shit
And it's it's why it was the best because if something is so shit yet to make it good it was good
Also when I own burger shit, it was the bomb. Okay, every was a very good time
There was no fraud the minute I stopped only burger shit
It was fraud. It was massive for an extreme fraud my man again
Fragate ruined it the state of economy and I I don't say that I think that's bullshit
Actually, I see what you mean. I woke up at night thinking about Fragate.
Those who know about the Fragate incident.
I mean, the guy who said the guy was stealing tickets and double dipping. I can't believe he would do that.
I can't believe he would do fraud like this.
How could he?
What am I saying?
What am I saying?
Oh.
There's more maps.
Overall, as it's cool.
And overall the area is downtown.
Yeah, they didn't say this track.
I mean, I can't...
Just look at these areas, they're insane.
I don't know if they added in the
Innovations that you're truly playing or playing before but so much of that I saw way back were like insane. I think there's a really cool
115 new buildings are very cool
These are area very cool so casino is in town
All over the same apartment since it's a bunch is mansion park louge is man
See, it's a problem, sir.
I was in it.
What?
I was in it.
Well, no, we already had it.
I was in it.
I'm fucking stupid.
Wait, we already had it.
I was in it.
So we already had it.
I was in it.
Chat, I actually really enjoyed doing it.
And you're decorating it.
Chat, I mean that the storage and the racks that I have done it were insane.
uh students are very cool that's cool location is cool that's cool
um the rust base i mean that's that's that's i'm not proud of it i mean i get
it and but not a much
um
you know that's cool i'm actually i'm very excited for it yes i'm not even
manufacturing hype i mean i'm i'm genuinely actually excited for it
You're an act you're actually a psychopath are you not looking forward take your fucking glasses off
It's funny that you mentioned that because I shouldn't have to look up the stairs come in
Jesus you're unstable take this
Yes!
The glass is off.
It's funny that she mentioned that because I should have looked up the stairs to see a f***ing guy!
Jesus!
That's heavy.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
I won't be able to shoot you.
You should be able to do whatever you want, though.
Okay, let me just fix this up.
What a piece of shit.
Hey, do you want me to be on the bottom floor?
were they were they rush no
everybody up here so that believe it or not they shouldn't be able to see you
ever and she'd be able to get some fucking some shots in over here chat GD is
so like weirdly made it like for these features like the way that the first
person that the person works like when you walk into this it's an enemy it's
just like some level go test it why not stand up then I'm standing up I can
over here you can over here let me fix it
hold on hold on this is all prepared guys it's just yeah I didn't
cheated I didn't cheat it I didn't do this on the fly that whenever you'd save
a thing it would sometimes just stuff out and go to an old location so the walls
they would just go back I mean I know what he done is probably it just kept
saving for some reason if you can hear me any changes you make we would
have to like you know go back out and in that's working come here look at
for you it's it's Gucci but not time
one down one down we go one down
I didn't even fucking see him bro bro we are not losing if we would have got
one down and it was that easy but nobody got touched right
There is courting the cop out.
Is he near me?
No, he's not.
I mean, I got one of that in Glitchia.
Pay attention, reload.
What?
I'm taking the thing.
I guess.
I got...
Another one. Reloading.
in did I get to get
easy we got it we got it we got it we can do this we can do this take my
AR take my AR
we got that bitch
I'm in too much
I got some news for you guys
it gives you really fast armor and then you know after
Thank you for making me happy every time you stream
Wait, what?
Hey, it was buggy
Wait, that's fucking danked
Wait, what the fuck?
One bullet?
I need to fucking secure somewhere else
I think you can just go
There's three on the ground though
Yeah, there's three on the ground
I mean, I'm trying to leave them, but if there's left
Shaz, I'll leave the closet
I'll leave the closet, I'll leave the closet
100% gone, 100%
Everyone left, 100%
Uh, before you do anything, let me drive up in my car, and if they don't yell at me to leave, I think we're in the end, and I'm probably fine.
I'll just take it all out.
Dude, do a bunch of stuff with me.
Uh, bro!
Left air one here.
This is triggering. Whoever designed this is the piece of shit.
Hey, she comes in the back. She comes in the back.
Oh my God, dude.
You're pretty soon.
This is something.
I don't think we're gonna leave, I think we're gonna put a little cut out.
Is this the one?
Good, let me pull up in the front, see if they yell at me and circle around a little.
Oh my god.
It's cute.
Fuck.
What happened?
top one down let me just drive around the area a little bit
ah my fucking ears you tried to lob it no I tried to throw under you held out
go go go go go go go go go go go go go go you're stuck just stop stocking
Keep going guys. Get in there!
What the fuck dude?
Stop it! Stop it!
I made this desk unplayable!
They're reloading.
No, stop here!
What the fuck?
We got it! We got it! We can do this! We can do this!
What the fuck is this dude?
Reloading rose!
Yeah, yeah, I am the last one. Let's get syringes because they
Yeah, look at the POV though, like you can't seem to come in in
What the fuck dude stop coming bring a shot from
What a fucking classic
this handling is absolute garbage yeah we're gonna go to the police now
all we do now is chase police down there and film whatever's going on
Yeah, it's impossible.
What am I doing?
Yeah, it's impossible.
What am I doing?
You actually...
You cannot...
Listen.
You can't turn this far.
I'm not arguing otherwise okay man at this time yeah yeah yeah where's the
the way the initial clip about that
a uh... aggressive
you weirdo's
you ran into us through a
a stuff
uh... a red light
what the fuck is wrong with you man?
okay reporting live in the pd
we have a uh...
aggressive
uh... female species a rare one
glasses
what the fuck
i'll be assaulted
Oh, okay
It's so fun
Oh God
Listen listen
She he might need some medical help
I'm already called 911, I'm already called 911.
Call the AMS?
Yep.
Alright.
I'm here.
I need an ambulance.
You need to get some help.
I need some help, I need some help.
Oh no, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna push my neck.
Stop showing the jail, man.
I mean, chat.
I mean it.
Look, I was right.
Look, look.
Okay, ma'am.
At this time, if you place under arrest.
Fine.
Can you count the rhythm?
Fine, you know what?
I'm gonna make it work then.
Sam, stop!
No!
Sam!
No!
Now that you shoot you!
No!
Report number...
And 100 back.
No.
Report in live here, on the local PD.
He can't really shoot you.
Not to him.
That news official was hit directly
by a very, very aggressive female species.
Now being placed into custody,
she's going to handcuff Sam to being tased.
And then you direct your way to silence
and being saved in a pan,
and movies get to report a lot.
You direct them to turn your present,
turn your question...
You're right, really.
I'm distracted.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're still down?
Sure, I'll put her down.
Are you the husband?
I'm not going to fucking move you out of here.
It seems like she will be planning to do her natural habitat, the cage.
She has marched, she rides on a PD, and this seems to be the end of it.
You came inside for your interview?
That happens right.
Pet news officials are on a single arm at the moment.
I did it myself. I told him to come.
later he wasn't here holy holy chat chat that news that he was the best I mean
okay what I say what it hold up yo what are you doing
I'm gonna meet
Yeah, okay farming is the number of our main digits
Listen, uh, mr. Mr. Officer wasn't something's going on your man. So someone's go
Jack Jack the the police are burnt was a disaster. He wrote in Sun. See the rats watch out. Watch this. I want to get
check
Only five able could be clocked in or five or six you all could be clocked in it to make money and get tickets
at the job at Elm again and people can clock in and like I was like what's
happening? We only have four, can't clock in because the job's full. And I was like what's happening?
And you look around, look at this, look at this.
You guys have it nice and organized. You have your paper, your soaps, and extra things.
What is this?
This is my office.
Oh nice nice, yeah you clean the product?
Oh, what the fuck is that man?
Hello?
Hello?
Uh, because the Xero is locked in and he's using animation to go through the wall.
I hid in the lockers to farm tickets receipts because when people got paid for
Burgership orders they would get $60 for ticket
No, he was more hidden, but I pushed the back sentence. What it how
Yo, what are you doing?
talking to me
Um, something's going on here, bro.
Listen, uh, Mr. Officer, something's going on here, man.
Something's going...
Oh, I-I hear that, but I can't be so fucking on here.
Yo, open the trunk! Now! Open the fucking trunk now!
Say, a little classic here.
daily daily watchers
I don't know I'm sideways are you okay in there
Yeah, boy!
What a fucking classic.
Oh my god, this guy is fucking crazy, even though I am...
Okay.
Ah!
Shit!
Come on, dead day!
Oh, it's...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh
Change right now put some orange pants on I'll give you a hundred dollars really oh my god
Chad, Chad, the blue lights were actually good.
Chad, this is at the end of the door, this is at the end of the door, there's a bunch
of other ones before this one bro.
How is this?
To get a new hostage I fucking killed mine.
Oh my god I killed two!
I didn't mean that!
Do you care about Marty?
No!
I told you you don't care, I told you.
You don't want to know?
I'm gonna be on the A-game, we're going for it.
Okay, back, okay, back.
What do you, a fucking goat?
I paid you, I paid you, is this gonna count for your thing?
Four to K for this?
I'm done. One point no. You gonna cry?
You just did a bully in me but I don't know what to put that bit to.
Cause I didn't have any. I just stabbed her for the unethics thing. I was broke.
I don't have any more. Well okay, there was one joke that I made because
yesterday you made fun of me. Oh that's too far.
Okay well I'm sorry. Ah okay I'm sorry for that.
Yeah, I love you.
Oh, I love you too.
I'll get back. I'll get back.
It's fun in there.
Are we best friends or just friends?
We're all friends.
Can we be best friends? No.
Why? I don't know.
Next is my bestie.
was the public summer night I can't see the icons I thought the icon's like the
top of somewhere no I mean it had to be had to be we'd be at the elements are
chad we're bad with alone well both of us good I think that some of the
our peers from from public it was better than that some of the white
list people it's why I always kept saying encouraged them to do like
blood swap like get some of the get some of the old blood from the make sure and
just toss it out with some of the some of the ones that we discover under the
and some of the people actually did make it so these are some people did make it
the major actually right oh classic you know what I class I can work out so
I'm here.
I'm writing.
Oh!
Get out of there!
Get out of there!
Get out of there!
Ah!
Ah!
Look at him!
Look at him!
Holy shit, it's insane.
Oh, the classic.
Alright.
All right, and the glass like a long look at it
Fuckin out here in the wilderness my all fucking see the eyes
That's what we're hot and what fucking damn Mike
here in the fucking habitat might you fucking season moving around fucking
corky Mike crocodile would be bloody in this shit I fucking tell you yeah
Holy classic, yeah.
Hold up.
What's up, boys?
Chat.
What's up, boys?
God, who's Jesus?
Are you fucking dumb? Are you dumb?
If he's Marty...
Oh, that didn't help my...
I mean, that just came through different...
I didn't even know what's going on.
Oh man, god damn.
Like the figures.
And I logged in, Marty had found two more fuckheads to add to this stupid ass group chat.
I couldn't deal with them, I hated this group chat, but it was funny though.
It was funny though.
It's not you guys.
What's up boys?
Holy smoothies.
Oh my god, who's Jesus?
Are you fucking dumb?
Are you dumb?
If you Marty
That's a funny all right
He was blank out if he was like a monster you like a skull monster something he's wearing, but um, yeah
Hey, yeah, they may be aware that he's gone
he's probably changed right they've probably changed
I'm just standing for a while
what about a street fight happening
what's between you?
I'm just scratching the grass for me
they're looking at you like you're rude Marshall
oh for fuck's sake
you're not gonna stop him
I mean I know he did to him so I mean
listen father, father listen
I gotta tell you
I'll kill man
What's on that you see?
Ready for a concussion?
Sanchez coming in with a...
It looks like the...
...Castine Watson is to her.
Is he a different guy?
He's just watching you guys.
Sanchez is a default lover.
No, are you gonna...
Are you gonna fold his mouth in?
What are you?
What are you?
He said she's not going to stop him.
She said look how he folded.
I mean...
Listen father, listen.
I gotta tell you.
What the hell am I used to do?
Ready for a concussion?
Sanchez coming in with a...
He looks like the...
Fasting Watson is the one.
Is it different guy?
I don't know.
He's just watching you guys.
It's in Sanchez's default loafery.
Holy shit.
No, he cannot.
He cannot fold your bow, then he?
No.
Where did you?
Prediction.
I'm not as young as I used to be some day.
Shit, that was tough.
It's simply infoddable.
Brian, you've said a word wrong.
I'm not infoddable.
Shit, please.
Easy content.
Check.
Check.
Yeah, it's a lot of no content.
doing nothing but whatever is a good shit happening you don't have to do anything
like things things that come to you like I know my cops complain all the time
well the kind comes to you at full speed like you just have to sit there and
be able to receive it like you're my bro
I have the road to stop being a loser. This is shit.
Shut the air.
If you say it's still RP, it can't even hit us yet.
But I was just always mauled.
And I was looking in the road.
I was just berating for no reason.
I
Be able to kind of like tell me what kind of skill set you guys have absolutely
Let me run through the boys Tony Corleone driver of the year. Oh
Money
Who is it drifting tons of graphs?
Class again.
Ah!
Yeah!
It's been like a fucking Beyblade up in the, oh my God!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah!
Doing a great job of driving me in that fun.
God, you broke it.
Thanks, baby.
Also, it was nominated, nominated for it.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Yeah, I know, right?
Anyway, go ahead and carry on.
Lang Buddha.
Lang Buddha is all about just crazy fucking shit.
I mean this guy
Flip it flip it flip it flip it
Will turn any job into just the craziest shit ever
Oh it's on fire
Jeb Buddha on that reel's ass just crashes
Always down for the most wild plans
Oh that's what Bob loved
That's what Bob loved
Alright we surrender guys
We surrender
And I mean come on
It's stupid ass helmet
I'm likely gonna end up going from a car to a helicopter
It's playing Buddha
Lang Buddha you're likely gonna end up going from a car
To a helicopter he's gonna probably fly out the windshield at some point maybe a car gets swallowed up by the void
All sorts of stuff will happen with Lang Buddha. That's kind of like the wild part
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know psych also known as the cheat code. You know is basically a guaranteed hack anywhere
You guys want to hit the lower? What? That's it. You know, it's got you. You want to hit the yacht?
Holy
And Bing you know, it's got your range of this is this is depressing
I didn't even eat the food that time. He won't shoot it cops, but he
Will not value his life during the getaway
So if you're like hey, you know you want to jump this motorcycle over that helicopter with only one parachute
He'll do it
Absolutely very twisted. I know you said you didn't want to get Ray, but
skip Ray
Rust R3
One dead, one dead
I'll keep it in mind at first, and I like that.
Jack, is it scuffed in?
Now, one of my favorite members to offer up, Jean-Paul.
When you bring Jean-Paul on a job, you have to expect a...
Oh, because it's an army jeep.
It's gonna be a little bit difficult with Jean-Paul,
unless one of your crew members speaks fluent juicer.
Oh, no, I'm trying to...
Yeah, yeah, she's trying to...
We'd better something like that.
Some of y'all people yeah, yeah, yeah. You shut down. We usually said I shit the cops and motherfuckin citizens
Mouse the games. I'll tell about it. Yeah, you got a minute
And now this is real fucking whack. I'll tell you about a man that is fucking a lot for real for real
Yeah, you're chillin. Do you understand juicy? I'm yeah
I'm pretty good with juiced up that anguish like I lie. So the thing is on the job you might hear things like
Bang bang boom jump over the wall a bunch of fucking helicopters
AR Andes, you have to get used to communicating with him when he's in that zone. Secondly, you will probably end up shooting at the cops
Puzzlecracker
That's that's me that that's me dude. What dude? That's me. Are you okay? That's me, man
What the fuck is wrong with you guys really exquisite pick kind of with another wild card of the leg and friends
What do you get to see crew is it stuff, I mean it self Mickey s I am what's known for coming up with what we call jail plans
And remember I mean Jack that would you get fillers when you get fillers on some of these jobs
I mean these years of dog shit, and if you're these are fucking god-awful
Yeah, you can't do that like in here no I
Know how to get away from the cops
I think everyone in the city does my plans have a low success rate, but are extremely
Excited, but I think Marty is one of the key assets to this heist. Yes. He's not only
talented the Mickey plans that make you fucking dog shit plans
The matter what if I think what my teammate is are fucking doing is fucking loose delusional
I will be sitting there standing next to them delusional backwards stupid and twisted
I will be right next to him the whole time. Listen lady respectfully
I speak a complete actual degenerate asshole over time just like you
I'll never get you in the city. Just let me know if you want to be left the way exactly you do right now
No, I had but I love you really good something like top. I mean if I can't be there tonight
I just don't want to not be there when it's finished, you know, listen, Marty
I'll tell you what if we get to the ball today and we get to the craziest attack ever
I will literally throw it just so you can be
Those are the offerings from the Lang and Friends High School?
It's got to be something, it can't be nothing.
I
Right three
But yeah, yeah, I was like I'm gonna and then this one today. I'm blowing chat
When you're a global pop line to be a click it click like right the click right and
and
The way I did this initially is it click-click you knew the correct rule man
When there's a door in the game
When there's a door, okay in front of you the character will do this
Because he puts his hand on the door, okay
But when I do it is locked
Doesn't the game doesn't think it's a door so they get it again doesn't do that so then I was walking around
Right, I was I'll shame it above the power plant. I walk around I
go on the and I would go into the walls walk on it and
As power plant is blown up my kid does this
Well, I swear chat it was like one of my most happy moments at the computer because it meant
Because it meant that there's that there's a door, but it don't do because it's unlocked because the power plant blown up
It's not cheating. It's intended. It's an intended mechanic. It just meant that there's a door.
I mean, there had to be something in the room. What is it? We could have known.
Three, two, one.
And when I got in here, it was completely dark.
And I couldn't get out because you can't get out.
Once the power comes back on, boom.
How is it metagaming you fucking moron?
more on it. Oh my god, I can't. I can't. I'm already being
motivated by fucking RP Andes and I'm not even doing RP right now.
This is how bad it is. I mean, it's not metagaming. If you're
in a place that has a secret lever, okay, like Harry Potter,
okay, and there's a bookcase, and you push it, and it doesn't
push, it doesn't push. If you pull a lever, it's unlocked,
and you push it and it goes backwards, you can push it. The
arm up means if I'm running through the walls, I'm
trying to push the fucking walls. I mean, how was I
I don't know what you're not doing.
The fact that I arm one up, it means that the door is pushable.
I'm the one who's gonna get ready for it.
The point is before.
What do you think I'm running into the law for?
Watch out.
I'm running.
There we go.
The door's been done for a choice.
Martyr's going down, the security door should open soon.
I'm gonna call up all the main people I know now.
Hi, Nicky.
Nicky!
What's up, Nicky?
What's up, Nicky?
Hello, Nicky.
I'm the back of your friend's house.
There's a rumor that there's gonna be a party at the diamond casino tonight. Is there?
I mean, let me know in my position
Black tie event. I'm talking to you. Yo. Yo. Is there a sentence for this video or not? Is there?
Is there a sentence version at all or not?
I'm going to hear the magnets.
Yo, I forgot the magnets and I also figured out the USB, they're like, but it's just
Oh
Like a masquerade party
I've had the magnets. I just do it. Oh, it could be that no one comes but we're gonna try who else can we call
Okay
Party's not blessing.
Got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
That's us.
Boys are fucking moving fast, though, is the only issue.
I'm out, guys.
Oh my God, it's actually working.
Ain't nobody else here, but, oh,
so you got to show them?
Yo, what's up?
It's just getting started.
Get up for the party.
Grab some drinks, start gambling at the wheel.
More people are showing up.
Holy shit, Ash came.
That's the guy who's promoting.
My gosh.
Yeah, that's what he said.
No.
I'm almost a minute.
Hold it.
Hold it.
We have live proof.
It's not a perfect timing.
You just might pull this guy's guys's guys's guys's magnets, magnets.
How do they work?
Explain.
Explain.
Explain.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, magnets, magnets!
How do they work?
Explain, explain, explain, explain.
Explain, explain.
Come on, man, you can't just say that and go quiet.
Jack, back story, back story.
Jack, the magnets had been introduced
about a month before this, I'm pretty sure.
And they were useless.
There was no use of the magnets.
So people forgot the magnets.
They forgot because there's no use of magnets.
I bought magnets at a time, I got my magnets
for no reason at all with other tools.
I went to the rooftop and I figured out
I just tried some shit and the magnet just worked.
And of course the next day everybody was like,
oh, guys, let's try magnets, whatever, right?
But nobody had the fucking balls
and nobody had to bring it.
I could try it first.
I did the, that was right there.
Nobody knew about the magnets.
I figured out everybody move on give me magnets. I need all the magnets. I figured out the code
It's it's it's okay. Listen magnets all should be in Tony's room in Tony's room
But they didn't demonstrate it. Yeah, I would leave my logs. I've never been told a single thing
That was useful for fucking anything better than it's not even one single thing
Yo, yo, yo, yo, there's no video
I
Holy shit
Holy shit, dude. I'm amazed we're actually in people to pull up
Hey, what's going on guys?
Hey, what's going on kiddie? Hey, what's up?
They're not letting anyone in
They're burying kids at the front
Every of these steps took
Chad, Chad, the initial way, the initial shower entry took like six months to find or even more I'm pretty sure
And every step took like another like another week
Everything outside, bro
Like the whole thing took like fucking almost a year to fucking dig out
Here they have barricaded the alleys. There are helicopters everything
Guys guys guys I need everyone to look at every single box and make sure there's not something else to do right now
Everyone go everyone go
Oh, well, uh, yeah, he's done it looking very sorry.
Jack, Jack, was the vault the one to do it with the codes?
And the math or was that Lord Valter?
Welcome to the party.
Well, the cops aren't coming in yet.
I don't know what to do.
That was lower, right?
Yeah.
But they're not coming in yet.
Oh, yeah, I think it's patched up.
It was the bomb that I get behind of.
You have a lot of time, lots of time.
This is very important, OK?
Mickey, if at any situation you get caught again,
hand it up.
We need to make sure you scream so that we
I don't know how much money it was but it wasn't that much like it wasn't gonna be like a 2.5x profits
I'm gonna do everything and you guys look around we need one person to hold the second half
Yeah Axin you know come come to me at 1-1-4 let's go in order and let's go in order let's go in order let's not do it not in order
1-2-3-4-5
Easy
What the fuck guys clear calm what the fuck
They try and go I ain't gonna see no I'm fucking washed over we got three people hacking right now
Wow pretty don't know how to do anything I have no money so casino is like the last place where I need to be
Where's the party he literally said I was missing out on the biggest party ever maybe in management
so thanks go to x i hear something i can't see anything i don't know how to get out
literally stuck what is the bathroom is like a bot or something i see the elevator
this doesn't seem right
I
Now she didn't know she had to do no
Fuck is this as there's a lady that she has to do she's the no
She doesn't have to get me either. I mean look at her child. It's going really slow. Nobody was talking about it
Hey boys, there's a lady down here. You guys not see this
Okay.
Yeah, I'm going to put you in use of the hostage when I...
What the fuck?
Backup hostage. Backup hostage.
Yeah, so I've won the party guests went down there.
Cool, now we have a hostage.
They're robbing the...
Is this literally the most...
The biggest rob-figure bench ever?
How does this happen to me?
Is that why the power was out?
Pop's here.
What are you doing in there?
Get outside!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a party in here.
Are you guys coming to the party?
What?
Potsy down!
Hold on, let me go talk to the promoters.
Hold on.
Pops currently coming in SWAT coming in now too SWAT still clearing through they
probably are in hotels by the way
yeah guys I don't know what's going on guys
I'm gonna be in management soon I'm dipping from management they're gonna be
in management soon I'm dipping it's way better if I can flank by the way if we
do end up shooting. Yeah, it's the side doors, they said it was okay.
27.5% sir.
Sir, put some hands up. Sir?
Yes, yes sir, I'm putting my hands up, yes I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Put your hands up sir. Put your hands up sir.
Guys chill chill chill
That's that's a little forms
Yellow
What will be coming in oh god?
Hey if I yell out it's because I'm going down
Okay, guys, guys, I just want to say something though, like, there's only four boxes, 1,1,4, that are ahead. There's still a couple that are ahead.
Jack, Jack, low key, hold on, hold on, people might not get to the stake again, but they should, they should shut the hell off the rampant.
Because when there's a robbery going on and somebody is not complying, it is not a car, it's something that's going to go in the airspace.
They can shoot automatically.
and I think it ended up under the server later on being the rule
I've delayed this rule because I can't have one on me
I got air 1 and air 2 on me boys, oh 7
Stop radio, stop radio, wait wait wait
We'll swap radios before he gets shot down
Wait wait wait, guys, stop
Everybody get in position
He literally says I'm standing outside of the elevator
We do have a hostage, we do have a hostage
They're blowing up shit. They're blowing up shit. No, no, they're just gonna come in guns
We're gonna come in guns blazing guys. They're not gonna negotiate. They didn't negotiate last time
They're just gonna come in guns blazing
They open the door they open the door. They know we're here. Hey, we're going get ready get ready. I'm ready to
It's a pretty bouncy area, just only the doors are buggy so.
Hey, ATC, watch against the altitude, come vibe with me, you guys aren't climbing fast enough.
We're working on it, calm down.
Alright, I'll chill for you guys, you guys can catch up, listen, we can resolve this peacefully.
We can talk this out, I don't have any weapons on board, no bombs, nothing, listen, guys please, we can resolve this peacefully.
Listen, what are we doing?
I'm gonna go she what's the radio?
This is just one
They're gonna shoot us
You guys you got I'll keep the gun on her you guys
Be ready as soon as we release the hostage be ready to possibly die. I'm willing to negotiate
So what do you want to do? Why'd you bail on the Zincudo tunnel? You made it halfway?
Also, we would have never won BF there, with what we have there.
What do you mean?
Jack, Eric's plans are setting back for the dog shit. They're so bad usually.
Well, we have an infiltrator on your comms. They're saying it's not looking too good for
us right now. Can you confirm us? It'll be good enough. Let me switch back over and confirm
that it... Okay.
Yep, it's just a normal pursuit. Do you guys need tea or anything? Or do you guys have...
That Glock was so broken, it's not the Glock Glock it was.
I have a two seeder, I can pick up one person.
Move away, don't, wanna go!
Jack, what are you doing?
Jack, what are you doing?
Jack, what are you doing?
Jack, Jack, I just figured out that,
with the side screw that we had, right?
One's with the men in the net or whatever.
If we just run, I mean, what would they shoot?
I mean, it's Phillip B.
I mean, we just split it.
Go, go, go on.
I mean, it just made sense, it made sense.
They would prepare everything except for a foot, a foot run.
Go, go.
We're in the car. We're in the car.
We're good. We got to drop someone.
Yeah, you have to be there. Yeah, it's at the casino.
Actually, you could drop me.
We got to start splitting up.
Sorry. Yeah, I'll get my next rate.
We have parachutes. We have parachutes.
First case we jump up. I have one. I have one. I have one.
I also have one car, but we lied. We'll be able to go.
Mine, I don't have a parachute. We got a lot of distance.
We got a lot of distance.
One interceptor on us. Thank you. We're heading down the canals. You can pick one of us up
We get the splitting I think oh this guy is really broken by the way
Yeah, someone wants to jump out some more and hop in the mic back that guy was dead of the OP
You got to start splitting guys we got to start splitting I say we drop Ray off at his bite
all the soldiers the best cars in the
I mean everywhere what the heck
Okay, we're in trouble. We got a split 100% we guys just drop them off somewhere
I don't know guys they're literally surrounding us the number was cool. Yeah, they're literally already so everywhere
I'm pretty sure we got more than everyone every time he's in every single corner
I don't know, man, what?
That's a club!
I'll follow you, so what?
You don't jump!
You don't jump!
You jump, you fucking die!
That's a club!
You give me the updates?
That's the one with the stairs now?
That is where it ends.
I need the man up here.
That, that, that, that, that was my button butter.
Uh, I, I love that I said that shit.
That was, that was cool on it.
Okay, getting on the highway.
Yeah, you're the first person, but at the top you can,
you, you die if you do it, don't do it right there.
We're dropping Ray off at the casino to get on the bike to divert some attention.
I'm going to parachute somewhere and I'm trying to figure something else out.
Yeah, all the way down the way to the left.
That's the first one right there.
Right there.
They're not shooting me.
We're never showing a gun to somebody.
There's no point shooting.
It wouldn't be fellow RP, but it'd be pretty fucking bad if we'd get the shoot.
I was doing my thing, do you think it was?
Wait, we made it!
Make some of those, you're looking straight!
Jack!
Oh my god, I can't believe it!
Jack!
If you're first person over here,
and you jump, you're dead here.
Right?
I think it's still present.
Yeah, I think it's still present.
It's still present?
Yeah, it's still present.
It's still present.
It's still present.
They jump into my car at my garage.
What?
I'm good but I'm on the right side don't worry
Oh
Here
I'm headed up the ladder. I'll let you know if I need it. I've got my plan usually, but it's all good
You know what you should
I'm just kidding.
JP, what's up, baby? What radio?
I need to know. I need to know. I need to know.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Uh, do you see me? I'm headed north, I think.
Passing by Cerberus. I'm passing Cerberus.
Yeah, I see you.
Go left towards Rockford Plaza, the bar place.
Clothing store by the bar place.
I think I see your car. There's a cop.
You're gonna have to pick me up.
Is that your white car?
Yup. Where are you?
Right behind you.
oh Jesus all right I surrender I surrender okay here we gotta go
do we leave the cussing in the road or a one shot is all the it was it you get a
buffer of time of like that's like 15 minutes at most after that the cops
get really fucking mad and it's not being mad as well it's annoying
chat five car swaps man shoot jums fucking runs jet skis and have a
point I mean dude fuck you like
good classic it classic bush like it
oh go go go
hi bitch
put it off the fucking head you mother
hold it in
crazy jump into uh the boat place yeah I send that send a pussy in the water
I'm sending. Oh my god. It is. Yeah. Go go go go go. I see you. I see you. I see you. I see you
Classic when good job go go go go go go go
I'm feeling the drop off. Okay, you go to the spot smart. All right stop here stuff here
All right
That buggy sauce it acts so strong. Good luck buddy. That's a tough one
Swap into a one-way that the cops can't get in or out of it. It's just so stupid. Anyone need a pickup on now
I
Mean
That is so many vehicles to escape with I mean
The problem with the standard overall though is that it takes like
The image from minimal things you can't see and it breaks down for like nothing
Such a fragile back
I feel like tonight was a fucking shining moment well it's only it's only that many swaps because
I want to get everybody out and all but we had all the loot out of it like it was already
over it was over even before a lot of these swaps
guys here's the deal we just got them 2.4 million dollars in a night so we're
going to split this it was a big you know change the pain guys I just want to
we should split it for eight for eight exactly right now but exactly yeah
yeah we got to split with Frank a hundred percent that's yes sir like 13
invested and two mil, two mil back in. Not bad, not bad at all actually.
Fine, so I'll take it.
That's the long bean. Yeah, that's not, that's not
being so cool with that guy that that's that's the other one we don't talk about
that's good though that's good it just it just became it became like a like
despair like after a while because it took so long to do all that like like
I can't wait that the progression and I was gonna like forget out the
the riddle earlier you know I mean because that was like six months of like
fucking literally actual despair that was worth it that was worth it I mean
it was fun
I was always available like the solution the solution to the first step of the puzzle was
available like on day one but I mean we we kind of give up on the middle because
the critical is just weird like it's like I think I should have done it and
just like I should have done all the possibilities of what the dots were on
the map and is draw out all the middle answers what it could be and one of
them would have made a number I can't I didn't do that
like like three feet it no what are we
you're piercing my ears for no reason that just move it two feet away it's not
What do you want me to say?
All right, let's go.
Man, you're really quieting down there, young white lady.
And is that a bus?
Yeah, I found it.
Officer!
Oh, there's the bomb.
Oh, it's good, man.
It's good.
Whoa!
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm wicked that I wore your bomb.
I'm through with black guys.
Black guys!
Yeah, you can't really hear it because I was using the other mic and again.
Joe
So jibble was good it's a jibble was good don't enter
Yeah
Chat you chatting thing is jubilee kind of main Charlie. Thank you. I mean it's pure content. I prove it. That's I know
And when we lose it, whenever it's gone, you guys are going to miss it.
You guys are going to miss it. That's crazy. That's crazy.
That is insane that you guys don't know that.
You guys, they like to use the word lopper. I mean, you're a lopper if you don't know that.
It's not the end.
Charlie Kirk's career took off after the initial jubilee video boom.
I
So dumb so dumb one of them video
I don't know, I think he's probably passing out anytime soon here.
No, he needs a little napypo, gotta rest the old head there.
Most successful criminal in this city.
It's like reading a Reddit post, like in, you know, it's like reading Reddit.
It's legit the same. Same level of intelligence so you know...
Chad, they have to change the server and the laws in the server around this incident.
And same kind of attitude towards everything in the city.
Crazy dude.
Crazy.
We need to remain respectfully neutral and not comment on...
Yeah, I don't give a...
oh he made 32 10 40 10 for you to classica
I'm doing it what are you talking about?
what are you doing man?
who the fuck are you talking to?
I'm going
out of my way bitches
skrrt
we'll find the local back
Yeah it was it. What locals bro? What are you smoking?
It was me talking. It's funny.
Oh classic. I don't know how that other helicopter didn't fucking blow up. We were all killed by
guys. I was like we were shooting at him. I'm like what the fuck is this dude?
Are you guys a crosshider some shit?
He's right below us right here. We can work him.
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I don't think so yeah he's dead he's dead he's that really man I mean is that
is that X the green green bagel equals X let's go check it just take a
trunker stop stop stop stop stop let's have a good come on bro all right
um chat i was going to watch me what was it
all right i don't want to
two four i'm sorry that was two four sorry
okay that was two five
hey money i'm so sorry
what did you say jack
that was two one have a good one
thanks jack
jack
hey money over here
Stop man
Last idea
All me we have to no big show trailer do that
Yeah, all me that way actually looks like it seriously
Shit, I can't I can't so shit anymore man. Lookie
Is that is that is that I was in a money or was I real?
Then what is this you know research in my own head if you know what I'm saying
All right, check this out. You ready for this. Yeah
Here's the crazy part Rami yeah, the crazy part is based on the research I did
The strain and the purity of the method we had is dependent on the individual and the key.
What does that mean?
What it means is, this key that I have that says Optimus Prime, it can be the best key, the best strain.
We need to get a batch out and see if our shit is pure.
If we have the best one, then everyone else is a shit.
maybe maybe the shit that he maybe the why the reason why was less potent is
maybe you got a shit strand or some shit it's open yeah listen if we can we
can only have four cooking and four guarding
before do that god donnie
jack donnie know that if they mention yeah whenever they added the the gopro
cameras i mean rp like this is not feasible for
real though like yeah that was like metagame rp whatever
But with the cameras now you can actually do this.
It takes a lot of time and effort.
We've got a boring one.
Well, like I was trying to grab me, I think, you know,
you motherfuckers are going to be down here for hours and hours, you know, that's something I could do.
Yeah, they should add Flock in the game.
Low P.
I think I'll find police or will be in the game if they had all the big street corners
amounted with permanent
Accessual cameras for the PD it actually be fun RP man here listen. I know they have a key
We can literally I know they're playing dumb or some shit
I think we can kill them get their meth lab and have two meth labs
We can split up our crew right now. Hey, where are you? How do you know though?
Because this morning when I called them
Tony was acting real fucking weird he was acting real weird and shocked that I had a key but then he acted like he's never heard of it
But how would he have known what I was talking about if he's never heard of it think about it?
Okay, listen, I know
boys have to have have a key your e-rax in twenty two with the
thirty one left. Mr. K, I have no information. What you got? Based on
extensive research. The strain and the purity of the methamphetamines
that we cook here is entirely based off of the lab and the key and the
individual with the key. If we were fortunate enough to get the best key
in the city, we're going to run the best and purest nothing
which means I believe only a certain percentage in purity will give you all the
perk of the meth that we cook. The rest will be trashed and worth nothing you
understand? So I'm guessing. Basically, all of a sudden there's only
three actual meth labs and it took like months to be able to get them to acquire
them, to be whitelisted, to start using it, whatever. Like all the
RP around it and then finally starting cooking whatever and cooking was incredibly difficult
like you have to figure out like a bunch of random numbers and with like some knobs or whatever and you have to test it out or whatever and
train like pretty much his RP that he was like CIA or whatever and he just
Watched everybody. You're not allowed to you know how to use information outside of the game
They looked every string and took all the info and it like the biggest metagame scheme of all time under the guise of
CIRP and you go through the game and brute force through all the months of
progress of every other crew and just just fucking tore through everything and
it is dead for free to one crew and say oh guys here that works like what the fuck
we thought Neil gave us no information but if you remember in the meeting he
told us that it's not worth it's trash it does nothing anymore so we can
assume that both keys they possess are the bad ones so it's cross your
thing is in hope with that process of elimination that you know it's Babylon
running says chill chat for metagaming like a mom breath one of the funniest
thing in this city a select amount of people run the city right okay what do
you mean okay get me out select amount of people run this city right it's kind
of like the rich get richer right and you know these fucking these these these
sheep these people that vote for these individuals to run the city you go with
this dog hear me out real quick because he sometimes talks to me he's just
talking shit you know I'm saying these motherfuckers are running shit that
Robin was the biggest rule break baiter of all time running shit make
people like to get bad for all time everything that the people think that
we're doing these corrupt motherfuckers are doing but they're too much of
Sheeps to realize that these motherfuckers are in these positions because they do it and yet
We're the ones accused of being evil motherfuckers suck my dick and open your eyes. Sheep boys
There's a reason why they're rich and you're fucking poor you understand you want to rise in this city
I'm gonna get your hands dirty pussies
Everybody know what the fuck that's crazy do the center now
And yes chat I know about the fucking blatant metagame
I would hope that something happens behind the scenes in terms of that, okay?
If you do, I'll be flabbergast.
I do feel for UberAX Nova.
I mean, does any actor spend a time doing his RPM?
It took him months.
He was one of the most invested person in this system, whatever.
I mean, literally months he spent on this shit that he literally got destroyed in a
single night.
Like, come on, bro.
Like, that's just weird.
Drink some beer
You can't even drink a bottle
Drink some beer
I don't know what to say
42 months up
I'm just trying to get you to welcome me
to a fucking John Paul's dongles, guns, and cash
I have no idea who Marty and who John Bongo is
What?!
Well that can disappear in a matter of rounds
Jeff what do you think about Marty stealing fucking John?
What a classic, yeah.
Guns and cash.
I have no idea who Marty and who John Dongle is.
What?
I don't know what was that in there.
Wait, you can sign in?
Steal it, I see that site, don't believe it.
Oh wait, no, like he's actually signed in.
Oh my god, it's fucking you.
Hey, I'll call you back, hold on.
Hey, buddy, what's up?
Why are you dressed up like a G6 worker?
Because I'm undercover right now, I gotta chill a little bit.
I'm laying low, you know what I'm saying?
You fucking fooled me.
What happened to the fucking Flintstone, Mbill?
Uh, old times, too recognizable.
I got a little...
Jack.
Well, you fooled me.
What are you up to?
Jack, where's the robbery at then?
I did yesterday, but then everybody knows about this now, so I can't do it.
Jack, did they insure the robbery though?
This is me coming up.
Look, I lost him tonight.
At the beginning?
Like everything is on the floor?
Oh, what the f***?
What the f*** is going on here?
me run out the house and run back in. I don't know what's going on. I don't know if
we spent months working on getting these racks going and we have the biggest money
farm of mining and racks. We had sort of racks out of it and we
went up out of a crew and we decided to extract out of the crew and overnight we
stole everything. We took all the racks out but we left them a few racks
Or this is just scuffed.
I actually don't know.
Oh wait, the storage is gone.
We left them a few, which is...
It's got a lot of people leaving anything.
Whoa, okay.
Wait a sec here.
We've been robbed.
We've been robbed.
There's no way. I thought maybe this was...
was that I understood it. Okay. It's a sad reality. It's actual real RP turnaround that
when you have everything that you have nothing because they have nothing to to work for me.
We had everything and it is boring. We had everything. I mean, we're almost at the
monopoly over those fucking coins.
But there's... there's parts missing.
It was too much.
Two, five.
There wasn't any heist to pull off, so I completed the house heist.
I love you all to death, but there is no way you would have let me leave on my own terms.
Tell the interns they did fantastic.
I'm not the leader I thought I was.
The company is better off without me.
For Mickey, tell Ginger I did love her for real.
Keep her as an asset.
I'm not running off in the sunset with nobody.
I changed my SIM card so there's a good chance her texts don't go through anymore.
True.
Benji, what's up bro?
It happened.
What happened?
You know what happened man.
JP has uh...
I think she left the company.
How's it going? It's roleplay.
Roleplay is corny if you think it's all right.
The majority of our...
The other thing is roleplay is corny or not.
And everything that we've done.
And if you do it, it's corny.
I mean...
Oh man...
But it's just it's so funny like, come on, bro.
Oh, man.
Every chat, it did look really fucking
sentimental when all the racks were in, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he doesn't see all the racks together.
It was insane.
I'm so nice.
It's the one with the good GPUs gone.
Paul.
You even took the VPNs and CPUs out of her PC
so that we couldn't mine.
So I had to salvage up a bunch of shit just to get one computer up and operational.
Wait, he took all the VPNs too? Of all of them?
There's still... I don't know if there's still one upstairs, but I put one inside here.
What?
Shit was not mining dude.
That is not... what the fuck.
Yeah.
And if he had done this about 12 hours ago, 6 hours ago, I don't know.
I've been awake for five and a half hours.
I don't know when he did this, but he did this when we were all asleep.
Um, I'm grateful that we didn't have a business account because he probably would have rinsed it
Our main hard drive that had yesterday just it's from me the notepad
Yeah, it was
What about my sick life systems?
What is this edit?
Holy shit, holy orah.
What is this edit?
Holy shit!
I set up the server in my apartment!
Holy fuck yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just gotta move somewhere, but I need to get an outfit that nobody knows about
Not a new car. I
Mean of course, so people don't know ID
Wait right now in the game
This guy kind of buss in there
Well, well, well congratulation on the biggest fucking betrayal I've ever seen in my life
Oh, man, it wasn't it. It's the biggest heist, bro.
Bro, I'm not going to go checking it.
I was just telling you to say go and replay it.
All the time, to be honest.
Hey, listen, 100%, they called me over there and had a fight, and they broke it all down
to me.
Wait, wait, um, you know, if you ask Chad, Chad, will there be a trillionaire in the
game or what?
Ask no.
Can you, Jimmy, tell me though, what, what, like, what, like, are you getting
picked sides or not?
Why not?
No, that shit ain't got nothing to do. I mean, I'm going to tell you right
out.
Um, and I'm sure they know I'm about to fight.
Jack, as a battle of the main game, I have to fucking, uh, rule like the Rockstar club thing, I have to fucking get my, get my thing going. It's Ibi and my man.
I'll take my fucking an hour and a half.
Oh my, I'm talking, come on, brah.
Um, what else?
Guys, it'll take for fucking ever. It's not that I'm the lazy, it'll take for ever.
Um...
You won't need it. Find it anymore next week. How do you know that?
What is this dude? Why are you guys doing this?
I'm running the shop. This is a mistake.
Are you guys doing this?
What's up man?
That vehicle looks like a spider. That looks terrifying.
I know you like it though. It's nice though, no?
That shit looks like a spider.
It's cool man.
From eight-legged freaks crawling around the-
Yeah, but bro, it's not even done yet. I'm cooking, I'm cooking bro. I swear.
Oh
Fuck man, but I made me what you do with the bikes fuck you didn't listen to that make it look way better than that
It looks fucking say at the end of
Oh, look at it, holy shit actually aura. Hey
Well, yeah, oh I want to do
What is that?
Wow, that's that's what internship is and usually what you want to go on
Like Viking
Wait, really? Yeah
You're also under right over. Thank you. Hey, how's it going?
I think that's a no way, bro
But we were from Robin this place you fucking being our full-time worker here
What is it? But it was so stressful today, bro
I gotta go I gotta go on my bike at the beach. I just have to
Yeah, what do you mean you guys take a bike a bike ride on the beach
So the doctor said that salt and the humidity in the water will open up my nose pores, right
And the physical exercise will be clogged on my cholesterol in my arteries
So I have to do it right now
If I see you at the beach
Hey man, with somebody in my ears, it's really hard to I see you at the beach in a bike with somebody else
Rami, I love Rami. Oh
Wait a minute. I'm a guy. I'm trying to do a job on the bike so we can pick up one of the bikes
Oh my fuck, so anyway, let's go
Oh, so funny.
Huh?
I think it was the right moment.
That was nice.
So I'll put you on, everybody will be logged in for the new era.
Yeah, everybody will be logged in for the new era.
Santos is pushing back right now,
calling the action quote frivolous
and accusing Kalshi of violating
its own notice and deadline.
71,000 more than that in penalties
here in addition to that ban.
And here's what Kalshi says happened.
Is that really false?
Santos made nearly 18,000 bucks
trading on whether he would attend
President Trump's State of the Union.
That's an outcome, only he himself could influence.
Santos also made public statements
about that attendance,
including some that Kalshi found
were false or misleading and were intended to move the price of those contracts.
Cal, she says those statements did in fact move prices and found his training
activity violated its rules, resulting in that lifetime ban and penalty.
Nice panel.
Who's the price of those?
Oh, okay.
Every other day, I'm wondering
Was it a mistake to try and leave?
Every other day
That real?
Hey, Gator
See me?
See my car?
See my watch?
Remember when we used to have a never-be-sit?
Now look at me, nigga!
Now look at me!
Now look at me, nigga!
Now look at me, nigga!
Now look at me!
I'm just kidding.
See me?
See my car?
See my watch?
Oh yeah, that was funny.
Jack, Jack, I saw the first iteration of this, of this, of this, like, joke and it's pretty good too.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I mean, it's probably still funny though.
Okay then!
So was that a job is that a mod? Why would travel? Why did it?
Seven days ago, I just think we're gonna raise baby this is the highest online
At least every day he does everything he is his own community. I didn't no matter what he streams
Yeah, that's every day at 10 p.m. Tonight. No later. No fucking later
at quarter to 10 you get a hot cup of cocoa 5 to 10 you brush your teeth then
at 10 o'clock all the lights out all the gadgets off all the TVs off and then
you get up at 6 o'clock I've told you this before you're all looking haggard
you're all looking tired you've all got bags under your eyes you're
Staying up way too late. This is the problem in the UK. Now wonder if one fucking miserable
It's a fucking tired ten o'clock tonight sleep. No late. Yeah, look again. Yeah, but it's all done. I
Never come on something you parents never do that never do that never do that
You know, I thought it'd be like India left Thursday night
You know, you always see this type of stuff on the news
and everything's gonna happen to you
That's how the most happiest place ever is
Yeah, that's true
That's what Mickey Mouse touched me
X, Y, P, L
Chad, I actually like the
the sport of duck venturing
when they show the person watching the clip
to rule some like plexiglass thing
That's cool, shit
That's cool, shit
Until next time
Yes, that will be the
Timber first in York New City
I'll get it
What the fuck is this song, man?
Oh my god, can't look at my days apart. Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Amazing.
Oh my god.
That's fake. Come on, bro.
Holy.
Yeah, I mean, that's pretty chill.
Uh, okay, Jeff, but I'll say anything.
Uh, uh, uh, interesting.
Maybe maybe some dog lips on, uh, the juice.
I don't want to do too long intro.
I mean.
Oh my God.
This is awesome.
Yeah.
Breakfast Club people criticize you a lot.
They say criticize capitalism make millions of dollars.
You may say when I was broke, I advocated for the poor.
They say you're jealous of the wealthy.
Hassan has never been broke.
I grew up affluent and I didn't have to worry about making ends meet
or having to take a job or anything like that.
Father was a board of a four billion dollar company.
Mom is a commercial landlord hired by his uncle out of college literally none of this addresses my point chat. Well done
But I'm Jack what the fuck it's a it's a weird Jack
There's a landlord then he say doesn't like my history. There is a moment
between college and
When I first started working
Wait about I've explained it all over and over again and what's really interesting about this
I was really interesting about this is that they just refute they just omit that one part
of the story.
They omit that one part of the story to just like yeah he's lying actually I take care of
my family.
I'm very proud that I am fortunate enough to be able to take care of my family.
Neither my mom nor my dad work anymore.
I take care of them financially and I am-
Wait, they can't- they can't- they can't themselves.
They're not even rich, what?
It doesn't really matter.
But yeah, yeah, I thought they were rich.
They can't- they can't themselves, what?
These guys are fucking insane.
And yes, I did grow up affluent.
I could easily lie about it.
Why would I?
There's no reason to.
The author of that note is a Destiny fan.
The pattern of their conduct-
Well, I don't get it.
But he said that the book has something he was broke.
No, it's yeah, so you just a grove affluent
My dad lost all of his money also. Oh, what's really funny about this is that they also advance on the they they expand on this line
They say my dad's a billionaire, okay
But they say bunker that my dad is literally a billionaire like they added the the value of the holding group that he was a
Coordinator at to make it seem like that's his money like okay, man
Yeah, if you're fucking believe college in his first job, okay, well, I mean DPA and you work for
Loud sorry about you. Yeah, I'm sorry
This is a
Deadlock that lost his money, but what about his mom though? Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Holy basement.
Well, contrasting emotions.
Interesting.
Hi Felix.
Hi chat.
What's the key for?
What's the key for?
What's the key for?
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
This is the one who shot this is crazy so this guy shot the police officer he was now
a 10th wait what you most wanted person just so you know they've caught him now
obviously he went by the hand on related hold on he went to the name Fox news
confirms it but he went to the bubble break yes okay bubble break BS what a
a cool twitter handle.
Stop.
I mean, there's a lot of usans, I bet, right?
It's a common name, no?
Oh!
That's pretty dark.
Let's go back to the Fox News article, because, you know, we watched this body cam footage today,
but I just want to make sure that I'm not getting anything out of context here.
One protester later identified as 32 year old former Marine Corps reservist Benjamin Song
acted as one of two lookouts while the rest split into two groups, most walked along
the western side of the facility and shot fireworks.
We don't fucking rifle.
Benjamin Song.
This guy?
a song to go?
Benjamin Song?
Hold on.
That is the wrong.
That's it.
That's a binary trigger or something like that.
Thanks.
What am I watching?
OK.
I mean, that's very crazy.
I mean, what else?
That's
Rape proposed green notes
Interesting, I mean, I mean, what should we do about this yesterday? I mean, I mean I was holding
It's really crazy
Hey others
That's a good mix for a little bit. I don't think I played this like 20 hours of a fucking
fucking two months straight, but I mean I played it a little bit again. Yeah, I mean like
this is the middle ground somewhere. Let me hashtag that. I wasn't even being that
like, Glaser.
Oh, who's this, miss?
Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna take a deep dive into that.
What else, chat, what else?
Oh.
35 month sex-cuse-y.
I'm more so having a moral but so there as well.
You know what I mean?
But anyway.
Oh
Wow chat guys a foreigner doing some dumb shit and fucking in Japan and who would have to who would have thunk it
What the fuck?
Is this for a friendly fire?
Yeah, but it's not because it's a forder doing gum shit though.
I'm a forder not doing gum shit.
Like it.
You know what I mean?
Alright, number one, here we go.
And I'm not in Japan either.
It's taken Japan. Well, not only Japan. I mean, I have to say about other countries as well
But I mean she's the Japan of a particular about their culture
My god, why this this one the the merchandise
My doll is I do I
Think the other countries also have
problems like that, but also it's not the same because they're not as particular with their culture like Japan is
I think Japan is okay being like defensive over the culture because
The various our way and people come in and disrupt any that's really fucking annoying and you'd be annoyed too
What
We're still something and we need to like hear about what he did and he wanted to ruin
Valentine's Day.
When a teenager obsessed with mass shooters begins plotting a similar attack at school,
investigators struggle to uncover how a fascination with true crime evolves into a plan to kill.
I wanted to prove that I was like his number one fan I guess.
What?
On February 11th, 2025, investigators get a tip about online threats targeting Moresville
High School in Morgan County, Indiana. In the messages someone using the name Jamie
writes, I'll be honest, I'm close to shooting mine up, claims to have a firearm and even sends
a photo showing 10 of its magazines. When asked if there is a solid plan the response is,
Parkland Part 2. With the attack allegedly just three days away, investigators quickly trace
the messages back to 18-year-old Trinity Shockley, who is transgender and sometimes goes by
Jamie online.
Do you know why we're here today?
So I think it's because of that.
Yo, Chad, are you ready, Brad?
I don't know what's happening here.
Talk to me about that.
What I've been told is that she's been out for,
she has like two warrants out for her arrest is all I know.
Oh, I didn't know that.
But investigators aren't there for the father's girlfriend.
How's school?
Pretty good.
You like school?
Yeah, it's OK.
She had friends at school.
Not so many, but I keep close circle.
Years ago, I was bullied for my accident, bullied around it.
People would like-
What's going to say something until I fall?
I don't know, I'm sorry.
I mean, you feel like certain ways and everything,
and I have really bad, like, bipolar-
I'm going to need to finish the chat.
Rob, Rob.
There's something that isn't,
okay, if you're a certain way on stream,
you're just going to be a certain way, right?
If that's like a part of your thing.
There's also a human component to it that I can't police that much, or I can't recurve it, right?
Like people have some reactions that aren't copying mine, that are more broad, as like, that's how people react to shit.
And when Jack acts that way, well, I tried to modernize it, but it doesn't come from within.
It's just a human reaction. It's not really a...
Blurred anger is just a shock to me, like.
And it just made me feel like, you know, I don't want to do anything, but I just kind of like, you know, when it said, I guess like if I had a room with them, like, you know, hit the person, obviously I can't do that.
I mean, I cut it, but get me trouble.
Three years earlier, a drunk driver struck Trinity while crossing the street to board the school bus, causing severe injuries.
While the teen says the accident became a source of bullying, the aftermath also brought
an outpouring of support, with students at Morseville High School raising more than $25,000
to help cover medical expenses.
But despite that support, Trinity says close friendships at school remained a limited,
leading the teen to look for connection online.
Okay, talk to me about Discord.
Who do you talk to?
It's mainly just online friends.
There's people in the true crime community that I've dealt with.
This seems to me, and if I'm wrong, it's all over some of the communication of other issues.
There could be some bunch of other things that lead into this.
this I think they've been pointing oh I I'm bullied people be bad whatever like
dude like like you know
okay so it's really just used for me what are you gonna do after high school
well funny about that I was gonna get into the FBI field are you okay
So, you're like my one friend who's interested in anime.
What do you do after high school?
Well, funny about that.
I was going to get into the FBI field.
Are you?
Okay.
How?
What avenue are you going to go on to do that?
Criminology?
Classic.
How did you learn that you were interested in it?
A couple of years actually when my mom started watching criminologies related stuff on television,
that's when I started getting into it.
Okay.
inside Trinity's bedroom. Investigators find signs that the interest and true crime may have
gone much further. I mean signs that there were no signs. I mean. I mean the items detectives
first take no. I mean there were no signs. I mean literally. I mean how could we see
this coming? How could we see this coming? Where are the signs at? Yeah it's about
school shooting. Why is 08 you can't believe. I just saw the actor. You can't be my
haircut I mean. But the zero dead poster isn't the only thing in the bedroom reflecting
an interest in mass killers. Investigators find photos and collages of Dylan Roof, who
murdered nine people inside a Charleston church, and Randy Robert Stare, who killed three coworkers
in a Pennsylvania supermarket. They also find buttons featuring Stare attached to Trinity's
backpack. But among all of the killers, Trinity-
Like, does nobody fucking lock- I mean, how does it feel to sit at school when
somebody has school shooter on their backpack? I mean, where the lock can end these?
Why is nobody locked in?
Entered throughout the room.
The parents drive to school.
Oh, and you're there at school.
School shooter, lover, backpack.
Like, holy fucking shit.
One appeared to occupy a category of his own,
Nicholas Cruz.
At 19, Cruz entered Marjorie Stoneman Desilis High School
in Parkland, Florida with a firearm,
murdering 17 people.
You start charging the parents
with partial responsibility
over the gross acts of their children
and this shit stops happening flat out.
Parents start locking in and start looking for signs
because when the signs are in your face
and you don't see them and you go,
oh guys I didn't know, I didn't know.
If there's a fucking, if there's a crime
that you can be charged with
when you don't know it's on your face
then now everybody will fucking know.
Tomorrow.
Like it's not that hard.
The crews cover Trinity's room
and notebook entries reveal intense feelings
for the convicted killer
Including why can't Nicholas be mine? I need him in my life. I mentally cannot go a day without him
I can't stop thinking about Nicholas and there are days that I'll cry about you my forever boy
Given Trinity's intense interest in crews
Investigators begin looking more closely at the similarities between the Parkland shooting and Trinity's online plot for Moresville
Which was also set for February 14th the same day crews carried out his attack
Do you like Valentine's Day?
No.
You don't?
No, really?
You're okay.
I feel something and I need to hear about what he did and it's kind of like, I hated it for
what he did, but at the same time it's like I kind of understood what at the same time
not.
Because like, in my opinion, he wanted to ruin Valentine's Day, the same time he
wanted to ruin families because he didn't have his own.
He just stopped it.
I like the example of why I always say that a lot of the documentaries that are like
Famous or big documentaries. I think our dog shit and check this is a meal done
That methods documentaries where they they show the the bad person in a light that makes him redeemable that makes him look like
Oh relatable stop this shit the person who committed a shooting is a fucking ill-ass
Bumlord loser going nowhere fucking slime
It's not what they said was like, but look look what happened. Give the facts without making a nice cool story
We don't give a fuck give the facts. Okay, this guy got bullied. There's guys ill and a story
Like I feel like my mom it's like I get upset because like
Other people will be like talking about their moms and stuff and it's like
my
so
According to police reports Trinity had recently spoken with a school counselor and disclosed the interest in cruise
Reports Trinity had recently spoken with a school counselor and disclosed the interest in cruise. Yo, yo, yo
I don't idolize him, but I find him very attractive.
Okay, then that's okay.
You know, it's not time to find someone attractive, but you know, a bitch or not.
Obviously, I don't like what he did.
That conversation had taken place only hours earlier.
When detectives ask what had brought Trinity to the counselor,
another piece of the story begins to emerge.
Had a breakdown.
Oh, no.
And I had to skip two classes.
Because recently my mom passed away.
I can't even imagine how I felt.
Yeah, I see you.
So we got the guidance instead.
Talk to the guidance counselor about when it's a breakdown of the home.
Have you ever looked at the room with the movie?
I did.
This has to seem similar to the movie.
Kind of like my obsession with investigations with mass murderers and stuff.
And me wanting, as I said, me, when I'd be at the FBI field,
I want to understand more of that, so I watched them a lot.
But the loss of Trinity's mother isn't the only source of emotional turmoil
within the movie.
mother isn't the only source of emotional turmoil within the family.
I kind of miss my dad like spending time with me and stuff and I guess like it's hard because
like my dad's not really affectionate or anything and it kind of sucks.
So I kind of, I didn't cry or anything but it just kind of hurts because like it feels
like he values like someone else more than me.
As Trinity describes those-
I mean, I mean, his child is a fucking weirdo,
school shooter obsessed loser.
I mean, I mean, I'm just a dude.
The conversation begins to turn toward how those emotions
sometimes come out.
Also, I think it's all doing this behavior.
I mean, the door is open, and it's the one way door.
Get the fuck out.
I mean, get the fuck out and don't come back, little buddy.
Little buddy, little buddy.
If you ain't do all this shit,
I mean, I think you should just sit on your own then.
Sometimes I say stupid stuff, though, but I don't mean.
I would say things like
And I'm just like kind of like why about it because like there's like certain like rage that I feel but the contents of turn it
No, I don't understand it in the jungle my philosophy about this is very simple
If it gets that point it's not that the parent is failing that the parent already failed like it's too late
Yet 18 years to raise a child isn't a fuckhead and you failed. It's not some oh my god
No doing it kicking them out of the house is weird
You're failing them. No, you already failed 18 years. Don't give me the shit. Oh now it's a failure. Fuck you
The pages include entries like I want to hurt others. I want to pull out an AR-15 and I hate you all die die die
Okay, yeah, what all did you say I said that I would
to recreate what Nicholas did, but like I said, I wouldn't ever just...
It's more of just like a rage thing, even though I'm trying to get help for it.
My dad doesn't believe in like mental health or anything else.
It's really hard for me to get help.
According to the school's mental health coordinator, Trinity had sought mental health services on several occasions,
but Trinity's father refused them.
Evidence found at home also suggests an attempt to manage the violent thoughts alone,
including handwritten reminders like try to think of less violence.
Do you have like a fireman in your house?
Um, for that?
Thanks for that.
They are.
They are.
Um, for that?
They are.
They are.
Do you have a fire lunch and weapons inside the residence?
My dad has already his car, but I don't know how to use it.
Okay.
And he keeps it away from me.
I can't even pull one though.
things and still have a bum lord of a child yeah I think it's possible I think
there's all other influences that aren't at home that do all this right
there's also it has to be an effort to sort of kind of monitor or sort of
mitigate some of the extension of those behaviors but you don't understand it
like whenever you have pictures like that at home right those behaviors are
sitting in and they're extending so the the home base for where this grows
is healthy so make no efforts to dismantle that base and if you can't
say oh my god now they were doing all this anyway buddy but it's in the rooms
on the walls it's on the wall like inside the father's bedroom investigators
find multiple firearm magazines along with an armored vest was wondering you
said you had a multiple firearm inside the father's bedroom investigators
find multiple firearm magazines along with an armored vest.
I was wondering, you said you had a pistol on your truck.
Yep.
Would you mind relinquishing that to us for safety reasons?
You don't have to.
You can say no.
My search warrant was for the apartment.
I could take it to my dad's house.
Can you take it to your dad's house?
Yeah.
Order all your other firearms at your dad's house?
Yes.
Yeah?
Yes.
Why is that?
Because I have an AR and stuff like that.
Why?
Because I'm issued in his house.
all the posters and pictures on her wall. She had journals. You know about the journals?
Well, you know what? I mean, both of them are everything, right? But not giving the guns at
home. I mean, this guy clearly knows something. I mean, access to the firearms are only part of
what investigators are trying to understand. The questioning now turns to motive. What would
you say would be your motivation for making this play? Probably like honestly it was Nikolas
because like it wasn't even really me I wanted to prove that I was like his number one fan I guess
it sounds really cringy when I say that no I wouldn't judge it. If it sounds cringy it's
probably cringy and it is cringy. I have this emotional attachment to him because I have like
really bad, like, um, daddy issues, I guess, what do you call them?
It's kind of like, I see who's one. That's, that's my motivation.
What would be your message to everyone? What do you mean?
Well, sometimes we'll make plans to do these things or we're trying to send a message or
there's a feeling behind it. What? I guess, like, I just wanted people to understand that it's,
like, you have to value your everyday life. You never know. You can die any minute.
it. So I guess that's it.
Okay.
However, Trinity claims to have recently had a change of heart.
I thought about it like yesterday and I just kind of was like, you know what, I'm not going
to do this because I'm going to ruin my entire life if I do that. And like, I'm thinking
about my future more and more just like, you know, maybe I can do something that could
because I kind of switched my mental health institutes for like a short amount of years.
it's not gel time, it's sent in as gel time.
Well you're in an institute and you can't get out
for years, I mean it's not multiple, multiple,
you're like 10 years plus.
Yesterday, one hour.
Because whatever roots in your head
made you develop all that, to do it all the way out
till you make a plan, buddy, you're far gone.
I mean, you have to de-wire that, it'll take years.
Like are you fucking stupid?
Like.
And I want to be a continuous process.
Like a gun shooting activist and like help people like myself
get out of that kind of like mindset.
But like I said, I keep misusing this
because I don't want you to think I would do it.
I'm not judging you.
I'm not going to do it.
OK.
I'm too scared of prison.
OK.
Give me one second.
OK.
Just tell me everything.
Get Santa for me.
According to court documents,
18-year-old Charlie Shockley
pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy
to commit murder as part of a negotiated plea agreement
and was sentenced to 20 years in the Indiana women's prison
with eight years suspended.
Damn son!
Two pieces!
Holy shit, we collapsed!
It shouldn't be all in prison time either. I mean, I don't know what was the agreement or whatever.
But I think it should be like some like supervised release afterwards or whatever.
And then there's some like checkups and follow-ups on like mental health checkers.
I mean, jail's cool now, right? They're not doing something.
But is their mindset getting better?
Like when they come out, I mean, they could just fucking come out and do exactly what they wanted to do in the first place.
It's years suspended.
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I mean, that was not fair. I mean, they think they've got more.
I mean, buddy, they're planning to do something egregious.
Like at what point do you, like, at the one thing that needs to be a punishment or some
sort of drawback, what if it was next year, and a bunch of people have lost their kids
and you say, well, here's the individual, they had a plan, a motive, resources, they
had the guns, the ammo, they had everything lined up, whatever, but they didn't do it
so we just said, you know what, man, you're chillin', go back out in the wilderness
And then they're doing it.
When they tell those parents that they lost their kid,
like, oh, what, there was no signs?
I mean, fuck that, come on, bro.
Like, that's crazy.
This is not guilty of motion.
It's not guilty of motion.
It would be if they didn't have a logical conclusion
to what I was saying.
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That just looks pretty much like a prisoner.
Dude, what the fuck?
Should I wear these?
Should I wear people's watches?
One damn views?
Most brutal car crash?
What the fuck is that?
Man, who would click this?
I don't get it.
No!
No!
What have you done?
What?
What have you done?
What have you done?
What have you done?
I mean, what?
Oh, wait, oh hold on, hold on.
I mean, she's looking at the road, it's not like she's slipping or anything like that.
I guess she gets distracted, right, all that, but she's still looking at the road and shit.
She's doing nothing!
The over-cretching of doom, Jesus.
I think she's looking for food.
Dude, she's bouncing out, bouncing out.
Jack, let's act like we didn't say anything, okay?
Oh
These are crazy
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I mean
What the fuck is happening? I don't know what I'm watching
I mean what is bro doing?
No, he's
I
I
Um
Yo, I'm gonna turn the fucking music- WHAT?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
What?
What?
What?
Where is he going?
This is GTA, I mean-
How's it going? This is GTA, I mean...
I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand.
Wait, what did I miss? I don't...
What this one is upside down
This life is for showing up for slowing me down that rhyme
Um, is- are you not gonna pull over?
Can I get welcome to the jungle, mister dot com?
Seriously?
Seriously?
Dude, dude, Jack, these are-
THAT'S A BATH IN YOUR TRAIN!
Hello? Please welcome me to the gym.
I don't think so, but I think that some of those quadras are made poorly and it looks like a little bit better.
I just get stuck.
It literally gets stuck in.
That one looks fine though.
There is there's like some slits though. I mean, what is he doing?
Play Clash Royale
Wait, who is it?
What the fuck is he doing?
Alright.
Why do trucks rarely wear seat belts?
They should wear harness, if anything, compared to all other vehicles, especially trucks.
They should wear full hardness.
Yeah, I'm good.
Lazier downshift?
Wait, who's dying there?
Interesting.
Well, I love it, actually.
I'm actually interested in how this even happens.
Oh, yeah, it's kicking off the air, mate.
That makes sense, yeah.
I'm sure there's some other content out there that's uh...
Yo, okay, chat.
I keep trying to watch some other ones out of this crazy, but they're all crazy.
I don't even know what to say.
40 pock
It is all crazy
Why is this part 5 man?
Alright well, I have what else to say
Hey chat, this video called most brutal car crashes is kind of crazy
I wonder why
Is that what the video said? Oh shit it is what the video said there
I didn't see that.
Child, like the calls that dappin'?
Cited for careless driving and for driving without a license with the report filed and no signs of impairment both parties are cleared to leave the scene
But what officers didn't know was that less than an hour later
They'd be responding to a hit-and-run at an elementary school involving the same van this time under certain
No license crash and big ticket, huh?
Constances far more concerning than the first
What is a child?
So that's the van, okay
Are you doing today hey, what's your mom's name?
Do you know where she's at?
No
Did she tell you where she was going? Has your mom been acting off today or?
She was acting like she wasn't drunk, but going to the ring was a lie.
She was acting like she was drunk?
I got age, I didn't even know what I can drunk even was. I mean, it's just sad.
Does your mom usually drink alcohol?
No.
She's not in trouble, okay?
We're trying to figure out what's going on today.
Are you doing okay right now?
All right.
Well, you're in good hands, okay?
Just give us a little bit more time.
We're just trying to make sure everything's okay
After hearing from Margarita's daughter who was left abandoned inside the van and cared for by the principal until police arrived
Officers now needed to find Margarita who had fled on foot
But at the front of the school the child's grandmother and aunt had arrived looking for answers
So the child's in our city, so we're not gonna be able to release child to anybody
We're gonna have to cross the YB first because of the circumstances
What happened to him?
Pizza?
It's not happening here in the school?
Margaret or Margaret?
Who has the child right now?
They have the school.
Yeah, the school.
Oh, it's short.
We find her.
I'm going to 15 for her.
They have her, they said she's on the bottom.
Who has it?
I don't know, I said 20.
I think he said he was three.
Zero one curl.
Did they have that 41 to be located?
That's our mission.
Put the disturbance on Health Street.
While officers continue investigating at the school,
dispatch reports a second call just minutes away.
Just down the road, a man says a woman forced her way
into his home and attacked him.
When officers arrive, they find Margarita Portillo
covered in blood and seemingly intoxicated.
My daughter was here in the big streets.
They were seven or six years ago called Ryan.
Is that him?
Hey, do you have some gloves on you?
Some what?
No, I'm not.
I'm just going to step forward real quick.
Come over there.
Come over here real quick.
Okay, baby.
Just stand right there.
Right there.
Come here.
So what's going on today?
What's up?
It's friend.
Good job little s***, son.
What's up?
She's a tough guy, but he's good.
Son, f***in' hard.
What's up?
Yo, how busted can you be about?
Well, she's croc.
Good buddy.
I told you.
That's going to be a problem.
She's a problem.
Okay, detain her.
Most likely they're going to 15 here,
and then make sure you're all right.
I'm going to do a patrol here at the school.
Are you doing your favor, bud?
Just wait here?
No, wait.
I'm going to call up the way up here
to see if they're gonna have a case worker.
Most likely they're gonna release you
to one of the grandma or the sister.
Like, oh, the mom, you have a daughter.
I think I do, and she has a daughter to take care of.
I need to find out.
She's her mom.
She needs to find out where she is.
She's not gonna leave you alone.
I'm gonna take care of the girl and the family.
OK.
This one's not very calm.
No, because they've even taken him.
I lost him right here.
OK, and they like you.
I'm going to shake this guy's toe.
So I came, and I asked.
and they all nothing.
So who is her mom?
Margarita?
Because I just talked to the child,
she says Margarita's her mother.
Her biological, she has questions.
Well, look, we have an investigation to do, OK?
Bear with me and we'll go ahead and release her when we can.
Hey, do you have the keys to that van?
That's unknown, but I'll advise when I get there.
Can I see you?
Of course.
Lots and lots.
OK, take 2-1-4.
3-4, we have 2-1-4.
What kind of child do you have something?
That's your keystone.
They're in the van?
That's where...
And them?
They see...
No, that's not a matter.
So what happened to your face?
Why are you all bloody?
Yeah, well, because this idiot...
Anyone do that? That's if she was on that van.
I'm just saying, it's a stimulant.
She's not stimulated at all.
But I'm calling the police because I'm out of my...
I'm out of my mind.
I let her drink a little and then...
You have to mess with me.
10-4-2-3.
At the end of the day, call the police.
Yeah, what's going on, man?
I don't know.
I was just getting here talking to the post office.
I can't talk.
The girl comes walking from over there.
She's mumbling words to me.
Right.
So I'm just looking at her and I was like, she's not here.
There's no, it's not there.
I had to throw my stuff, I had to push her out of the house.
She came in your house?
Yes, look, look, she grabbed me,
and I was telling 911 she was attacking me.
I got to protect myself.
So the phone fell out of here,
and I pushed her out of the house.
How do you know her?
I don't know her.
You have no idea who she is?
I swear to God, who she is.
And then she's making thirst and spandex.
She will come back.
She's got family that's going to fuck me up.
So I want protection, because I'm not
going to be a threat to her before I'm ready.
And then this ain't no bullshithing.
And she actually went in your house?
Look!
Look at my nail, yes, she did.
I had to get her from here and push her out.
Look where she grabbed me.
Now, probably what I want to be a threat to her for.
Right.
How am I going to let that person?
So she grabbed me.
She grabbed me through her nails.
So I grabbed her from the hair.
And then I pushed her off.
I tried to keep her down, you know what, I was holding 911.
Yeah.
I watched him over here and I told him,
get my fucking tracer to hide.
Get her high.
I swear to God, I'll kill you.
What?
I didn't kill you, I was like, do you know who?
From my older girl.
Right here?
I'm not sure.
But she took on my daughter, my son.
There's a gold one now.
10 bucks.
There's a gold.
I'm gonna just take some quick photos, okay?
Let me go talk to them, okay?
Okay, so she, I guess Gary's hanging out out here.
She goes inside of the residence.
All right, Margarita, check it out.
Let me redo something, okay?
You have the right to remain silent.
She grabs him, she says she dug her nails inside of the residence.
She dug her nails and she was alright.
Do you understand the rights that are ready, mother?
What kind of rabies though, no?
We're like infected nails like a bird.
Do you understand that you have the right to remain silent?
Completely.
And you have the right...
Do you understand that you can have the right to remain silent?
Yes.
Do you wish to answer some questions?
Yes, why the date up?
Today's date.
Okay, where are you right now?
Okay, see you on September 18th, 2020.
So listen by the way you talk, it's time to go.
The reason why I'm here with you today is because we were
dispatched to the Desert Willow Elementary School.
There was a vehicle, there was a collision in the back end
of the school involving a white Ford van and another vehicle.
And your child is inside of the van.
Not inside.
Not inside?
Not inside at all.
Well, let's talk a little bit about that.
What do you know about that?
My mom asked me for a ticket, okay?
Huh?
The load.
Right?
Okay.
She always gets...
She remembers all that.
Where was your daughter at?
Um, why?
I'm sorry, why?
The desert below high?
The lowly is good, the desert below high.
I am lying.
She's driving here.
Yo, yo, yo.
It is slipping a little bit, hold on.
No, no, it's about to be time I got pulled over.
Because I pulled into a f***ing up track.
Yeah, that was earlier today though, right?
It's been a while.
Been a while.
Okay, here you go!
I'm going into an altercation with this guy.
Where were you coming from?
From the Desert Willows' school, right?
Why?
Did you walk over here?
Or...
Why?
Did you come here to visit?
No, I didn't.
Let me ask you something, Margarita, real quick.
Have you been drinking today?
But it is the Maroney!
I mean...
Yo!
Yo!
She's at the school.
Seriously?
Why is there your sister in there?
But listen, I can smell the alcohol in here.
Seriously?
That's crazy.
I used to go up to the street.
Hey, my radar.
Don't you go up down, now.
She's too tall, I don't like you.
And my two shut the fuck up.
Them right here?
We're going to talk to them.
They ain't no fucking radar.
I don't get to do that.
You don't get to do that.
You don't get to do that.
Fuck you, I don't get to do that.
Don't fuck.
Let's stand up.
I can't.
You can't.
You want to stand up?
Yes, I understand.
So come over here, step with me.
We're going to do some standardized filter braiding tests.
Hey, stand up.
I can't.
You can't.
You're still on me.
Put your feet together for me.
for me keep your arms down to your sides all right all I need you to do is look
at my finger look at the tip of my finger and stay still
keep your arms down to your sides okay well we'll do this really fast right
together my finger and I want you to keep your eyes on my finger
Hey, look at my finger look at my finger. Hey, keep your eyes on my finger
We're gonna do the next test. Okay. It's the walk-in turn test
I want you to go ahead and picture an imaginary line in front of you. All right. Can you do that for me?
It's to determine whether you've been driving under the
Have a great experience on your head.
Hello.
Hello, Carl.
Let's show the 41-10-50.
All right, come on.
We're going to go right into my car, OK?
Yes, please do it, bitch.
I started f***ing God.
We're making a f***ing job, stop f***ing right there.
And that one?
You remember me.
So we're going to hit it with DUI, no license,
immediate notice of accidents.
Oh, the car was under something then.
I don't know what it is.
Hold on.
I guess that'll be a separate incident.
All right, then we'll be turning around and face that way
and we'll hit you, OK?
Is that a jawbreaker?
Yes.
Nice.
We treat those on night out at 90.
Are you guys going to do anything out of this?
A jawbreaker?
Can I play?
If you want to.
Yeah.
Then if I am, then you're still here.
It's a lot better.
Well, you don't know who the f**k is.
Who is the real f**k?
I can't much.
Sit on the seat.
Why can't you?
Why can't you?
Proud of the f**ker.
I hate overdoers.
Don't touch your hand.
I have to.
Help me.
Come here!
Put him back in the back.
How the f*** do you think I can't come here?
They don't do like that.
Hey, you're gonna fall.
Well, then help me!
You put yourself in that situation.
Idiota!
Idiota!
Idiota, help!
Sit down.
It's not my fault.
Sit down.
Come here.
I am a filly.
Sit down right there.
I am a queen.
You are a queen, okay?
Sit down.
Yeah?
Are you saying that to us?
That might as well be...
Oh, no.
You got accidental risk.
Jack, Jack, you have accidental risk.
That's a riddle, you just let the guy sit down and he cut them.
Can you lower my back window for me so I can read a quick consent?
Margarita, Margarita, take her chest.
Yes, baby, you're gonna die.
I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna die, someday I'll die.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm Margarita.
You're gonna take her chest?
I can say my name at the name of sir.
Can you not press?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
With Margarita admitting she'd been driving drunk,
along with her abandoned child, the hit and run,
and the attempted break-in that led to an altercation with a homeowner.
Officers had seen enough and were taking her to the station, but Margarita wasn't done yet.
I'm gonna go down here, okay?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go in this room on your to the left.
Here.
I'm gonna show you this.
So, I'm gonna turn the lights on for you.
Are you?
Yes.
Don't ink on me because you're gonna hurt me.
I gotta send out a video.
I mean, I mean, free her and um...
You keep threatening me to kill me.
Why are you doing that?
What is wrong?
I mean...
I'm gonna book her on all of that and this is catching two more criminal charges on
I'm on Hill Street, so I don't know what happened up there, so...
I'm kidding, but...
Hey!
Whoa!
Hey!
No!
The downs are going up a little bit, no?
You're not going to be throwing...
Okay?
You need to relax.
Oh, I think that's what I'm talking about.
You can't be throwing chairs at windows and kicking people.
Fine!
Because you can't.
I try to be patient with you all day today, and you keep...
I don't know what your problem is.
I need the wheels off.
Let me pull this truthfully.
You're gonna clean your face up, alright?
All right, but you can't be in the kitchen.
You can't be just now.
What you want?
A chair arm.
What is this, man?
That's what?
What the heck is happening?
A breathalyzer test, where she blew a 0.24,
three times the legal limit.
Back at the elementary school, her daughter
was safely reunited with the grandmother and sister.
Margarita would end up being charged
with aggravated DWI, leaving the scene of an accident,
failure to render aid, failure to even meet notes,
driving without a license, abandonment of a child,
battery on a peace officer and resisting an officer along with the charges stemming from
the incident at the home for criminal trespass, battery and criminal damage to property. All
of those home related charges as well as the no license and child abandonment charges were
later dismissed under the plea agreement in court. Margarita pled guilty to the remaining
charges and received a conditional discharge probation instead of jail.
what? Hey, hey, hey, I don't know what to say. Um, if there was a man that would have
been able to put him in a box, salt or confinement and the one by one in rust and, uh, hardened
labor and death penalty three times and after life penalties yeah and the
Who like
How's the video games? Oh, what is that?
Monkey
Capaburra
Is it a hyena?
You were close.
All right, if I guess this right, you have to subscribe.
All right, it's easy, right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that sound?
Oh, my.
I can't look.
Oh, wait, it's slimy.
Yeah.
It's scaly.
Oh, an alligator?
Yeah.
Oh, my, why do you let me put my hand in there?
The black chandler.
Yep, keep going, keep going.
Wait, how would you guess alligator before going out?
It's an emu.
Oh, my god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I know what this is.
This is a bear.
Wait, this is a bear.
You just tell about the way it's pretty
I'm terrified, I'm terrified
I go for it, as a friend
Linky baby girl, check this one out
Guy asking cops to look at his pp
I don't see anything, I don't see anything
Actually, what?
Um, they're odd, they're odd
Okay, that was interesting, that was interesting
I need to be okay.
I haven't walked the streets somewhere before.
They already did like the devil on me.
I haven't stand it.
I'm moving to our AM.
Sorry.
That's cool, I guess.
I'm good. I don't know what happened.
I'm themsoring it. How does it games up?
I don't know what happened. I think it's the chain.
Yeah. I think it's the chain.
No, it's the chain
Thanks for stopping
I was looking, I was looking, I was looking
I'm at the toilet and they must have put it in the face
Thank you for stopping
Is it good though?
You too
Like it got stuck in between the
rocket and the
wheel
I was gonna say just putting it back on the meal. Sorry. Yeah
Do we got some right here
Just face the fucking chain man
I take responsibility for racism.
I'm gonna check out some updates.
I saw the bottom right.
It's not bad, it's not bad.
Wednesday.
Not a bit.
Ciao, what a bit?
What a bit?
Just a little bit, a little bit.
I got baited. Very cool.
What else?
I don't know how to play.
Maybe some other games?
Spore?
What should I play?
Let's play it three times.
Let's play it three times, right?
All right.
DbD. For why. Hello, XKC. Welcome to the jungle. In fact, chat.
Oh man, I'd love to. Welcome to the jungle. One second, this is the real XKC.
But, I mean, is that in Gendo? What does that do?
Wheel mates.
That was decent. What is that?
6th.
I'm gonna go back.
Yeah.
6th.
I'm gonna go back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sixth.
It's a little bit whatever.
We can go around a millonaire on the Teeves and just do that.
Well, I'm now 100% of my grade and I'm so nervous.
Can I be extended?
OK, let me go play later.
Everybody, I'll play some resurgence or some shit.
I'm not in the game.
We can do spy party.
Spy party?
We could do spy party.
Everybody, are you actually good at the game?
Well, I know I never played it, but I mean I watched you play it. I get it. It's it. Um, okay
And put in forever
I just came to $25
It's an old game. Hey, that's easy 40 years pretty long though
much because it's pretty uh it's like it's like high efforts but i don't know yeah but i did
look at the menu the menu is the it's the worst and i think you would you would get in a fucking
cereal box we're not going to this like probably still easier to navigate in the battlefield menu
so raki calling it why is this sending us
That's why he's not here, he's the guy who wants to join it.
What's he talking about?
They do that every game, you know what I'm saying?
They do that like every game, literally.
Every day, every game.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know what we're playing.
You can't call me.
I don't have him on this order.
What is going on?
They do it every day when he's not even here.
Streaming. Yeah, but that was the yellow
I'm gonna do you and that was coordinate game. That was so coordinated. They do that. No, but that was way more than usual though
Maybe I didn't see it
They got you
By the way, I'm not I'm not kidding. I want you to take your way because
because I'm on the verge of finishing this game like today we had a run and it
was almost it like I'm telling you I'm at a point where I'm almost no all the
answers to all the questions okay I'm walking in okay so let's lock in let's do
some rules really quick so we have eight questions before the eight questions
We have to use two lifelines
I like to use them because I don't know why because as they don't work on reliable and you're gonna get baited to use them
And baited to take what they do there. Okay, so the no, yeah
But they are all but the fifty-fifty is always good
Always good and it on as well
I need to have my chat
I've never heard of share of a popular singer songwriter. Um, yeah, sure. Go. Yeah, she'll go
I would say, babe, obviously the country or something like that. Uh, I don't think so.
Well, I just know. I'm gonna say all in the high learning which country.
I
Yes, that's it
Are you in Boston?
Yeah, so my dad's the flowers of the Irva Camel meal. I mean he's a little tea and let's go for a
That's that's question number three, all right, which of the opposed of Bolsheviks. I mentioned it's I'm going to choose
stay
The other players on a quantum break at the base
What's quantum break I think it's
I think it's it's your D it's your D
I mean just pretty sure you see what
yeah one oh yeah I'm gonna say what is
quantum break I don't get some some
I think in a buyer. Yeah, I would go buyer or scullery. I think it's a ARD. What? A
the wrong answer and you didn't handle that one at all it's disappointing nice
shot again I'm mad because I thought I had the answer to the last time I just
wanted to remind you that this is my I never got my question I should have
known it because not that I played fuck I don't know that was by the run
another day of my life like I thought I explained why but that was a good
It's okay. I like it. I'm gonna be good
Was that Las Vegas? He's gone by and I found it under the bed
What chamber of war would say be I never by this shit
I don't know what this is. Is it movie or game? What is this?
I don't know. Let's go for Eye. whatever man.
the one that's the one that's a French French for for the monks.
some months we're the creator of the game here's a war isn't it cliff
I I beat I think it's seer D we're cut work of the day and are you all since
this is okay audience oh it's I think yeah yeah I knew it's and you must have
a few C's D I just trust my gamer instinctive I'm more passive with you
here I want to fuck up your game I would have just guessed D but I don't
I'm gonna tell you I'm saying I mean I was I was at D as well. I mean you should sit here and we were that I both
Lost together. Yeah, I like I'm saying I have to buy them. Oh
They break but I think it's a moral. I think it's a CRB
Pink Lake I
Think it's see see see see see
that this is not okay that's where he go again sorry that was okay i'm not gonna
have been playing this game for years okay we're seeing another similar the
fact that we failed before to your mother was like yeah that's crazy
that's that's not like them
okay watch that watch it watch it hour how I'm gonna be snagging this
This game.
The order for the other battles is, uh, I think it's A or C.
I- I- I don't- it's a really random guess, I have no idea.
I see, look here.
I've heard his mom say, yeah of course this guy's mom the fucking places the people
on the computer in the game like, uh, he's big, of course.
What's the name of it?
New York?
New York.
Yeah, that's so easy.
But what, what, what's your name?
That's like Ecuador, Guinea.
Oh, it's a, it's a, it's a popular, I think it.
A what?
I
What I thought it's a poplar
Well, I
Air be the big bowel bad or a case. Yeah, I think about that right and let's go for I was being a case. Yeah, I don't know
Hey, so you do it's like that. Yeah, I play
Oh
See what okay, see
Um, forget the Gemini, please.
Yes.
It's actually-
Price is right.
Price is right.
No?
Is it Gemini or Price is right?
Price is right at all, just fuck, no?
Am I crazy?
That was real fortune.
Wait, really?
I mean, seriously.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Let's go for C.
Really?
I can't believe you did this.
You clearly were going for an option that could be it, but you didn't believe in it, but you're doing it so that it could go wrong.
So you, you, you, it made me click the bad one by thinking you wanted it that one, but you didn't want it there.
Cho! I mean he's right, I mean Cho, he's right.
That, that's a little challenging.
Let's just blame that run on postpartum depression and move on.
It's, it's, it's great.
Golden Gate.
Yes.
Let's see
Oh easy that's on Sarah. Yes, that's it. Oh, it's in the deep
RTP yeah, sure
Yeah, okay
Question good city. Yes
Go down
Okay, okay, okay hold on I guess Gaelic I agree I agree
What about Maori though, I know Maori is no idea. Okay, I
I didn't even let them because it doesn't we have all four yet. They're gonna pitch anyway
What is a Maori it's a New Zealand native
Why does a lexicographer I want words it's a crosswords. No, oh wait
I thought I'm not I'll compile. Oh, is that dictionaries? Yeah. Yes. Yes
I can see that. Yeah, I see that. Fuck it.
Because Lexic is words.
Dictionaries are not words.
And the grammar means to do that.
So that's it.
OK, say.
I think it's just fine.
You can do that.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I think it's a condor.
It's not Eagle.
Condor or yeah, I think it's condor. I agree
I see that a or d I think I don't think it's Falcon I don't think it'd be a fucking I think it's condor
I didn't say it guess I don't think it's a vulture either. I think it's kind of what we're doing though
That's gonna it's gonna weird right? I mean, yeah, it's weird
A condor is great, it's beautiful.
As far as confidence in me.
That's the one.
A meticulous bullet.
What show is Ryan Seagrest...
American Idol.
Yes!
It is American Idol.
No?
Was that the guy with the hair?
I think it's American Idol.
That's just my gut.
I agree. Yep. Yep.
Yep, I remember a scene where you show him, it shows him.
And go behind it, it's a background. Yeah, I remember that.
New Orleans, there was a house in New Orleans.
They pulled the rising stuff.
Wait, UK
Wait, hello, no
Wait, it's obviously talking about New Orleans, bro. It's not it's a poorly worded question
It's obviously gonna be New Orleans, please. It just has to be it has to be I mean, there's no way
Oh, where was the house?
I have to be more informed about this.
That's a weird word.
It was born.
Okay, she would have to be 50 years old, right?
35 minimum. It doesn't matter.
Reginald D.
Leslie King Jr.
Use the lifeline, lookie.
Yeah.
Yeah, this audience there. Yeah, we're about to get shot harder. They're gonna show us. They're gonna show us. They're gonna show us.
You believe them? Yeah, I believe them.
What, you think it's B? No, no, it could be anything. It could be anything. When the game is showing you, it could be anything.
Really?
Gerald Ford.
What if it's D?
Is it- is it- is it a- a- a- a- no, um, go for it!
This is your report.
I- I- I- I had to!
What was it?
Well, no, why- why- what the-
You have a fork.
Yeah, what's that?
No, it's not waste, not waste, not waste.
I mean that's very much Thai looking I can also be Vietnamese but yeah I agree I mean
a tie I agree yeah I'm down for tie because they brought him back from the
war yes what it makes less sense no I know you're gonna ask you
I know what I got that that's fine it's the end for you hard question oh but
I'm so ashamed so ashamed it wasn't in creta
That's a hard question, is it?
That's incredibly hard.
That's a really good run though. We trusted ourselves and we made it far. That's good.
Yeah, check it out, check it out. That was Burmese!
From Burma? From Burma?
Like a Burmese Python.
I don't know. I don't know.
Oh my god. I want to show you.
I want to know that.
Yeah.
Are you go lately?
Is that a?
Are you going to play string?
No, no, no, no, it's um, hold on.
Are you go lately? It's string.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
He's off the Florida
Key.
Key West.
There's a place called
Kodomo.
I have no idea what to say. That's correct. That's correct, obviously.
Excuse me?
What was that? What was that?
What was that? I have no idea. I have no idea.
Tell us it. Go again.
A kitty hawker! A kitty hawker! A kitty hawker!
So the guys that flew the first plane went to the country called Kitty Hawk and that kitty cobra.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Wait, that makes sense to me. A cobra is the governor.
I
Can't run okay
I play I swear I played that game, bro
Let's call your faces can't run. Yeah, I knew it God says that it's safe
It's not can't see what you knew it. I I knew I just said it. I lose to that
What a arm application? Yeah
Yes
Absolutely, it's the religious instead of
But how do you know that because pub G has tough tough cars and I think
I'll tell you oh well
The little cars that you drive in?
Respect for playing the game.
It was really fun playing with you.
Great player.
Wait, then why did you choose Vietnam?
I'm trusting my guns to tell you.
What?
What's the limit in Vietnam and PUBG?
There's a map in PUBG that takes place in Vietnam.
And they have truck trucks and are called truck trucks.
I'm trusting my guns.
I
It's the three-wheeled car things. Yeah, yeah, all hats on it. Yeah. Yeah
I'm gonna add a battery, you're playing the battery.
Oh easy, I want the other one.
Now give me big, a field mouse.
Thirteen.
Thirteen.
Obviously.
So did I call any leader?
I forgot.
No, no, no, one more on the moment.
I remember this last line.
I knew that 13 was wrong.
was wrong on the 13th and it was 12 I remember that 13 colony lead with the
US flag brother but I also thought it was 13 I'm not claiming you know for the
whole point that the truth I think they blew that lead it no it's you see the
13 they're referring to in that statement the old American flag was 13
stars. It wasn't you. It's a
bash. A bash. A bash. A bash.
birthday bash. Yeah. I'm set.
Island. This is a good thing.
this. You're going to smoke up.
You're juicing up right now.
Yeah, I have a new vapor.
Are you trolling?
Oh
This is hard I like I picture flamenco with oh brother I would say Italy or Spain am I stupid
Wow, I was like I'll just say Spain or Portugal
Okay, and he gets Brazil
Yes
75% sure Spain
Rare oh
Oh god, I think I think air see but I I don't really know
No, I'm gonna be I don't know I don't know I think I would say gone as my gut
But maybe we could use a lifeline if you want one doesn't like hope right fine. Now I'm going towards D
Let's go with the world's largest groups of pocola and they have diamonds and they're
not wealthy.
What's up?
Yeah.
What's up?
Yeah, hold on.
I think I have them here twice.
I have everything as well.
Yeah.
I think I have them here twice as well.
Yeah, I'm on my way now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, you're welcome.
What was the reason for that?
uh piece the music a large uh i don't know i don't know the answer i find i
genuinely i don't know i don't know that i don't know wait really let's take away
two incorrect answers is it a b oh really there be oh gg's
it's probably be man okay i feel like that's kind of crazy to say no no
Hailed the JV it's almost it's almost uh like like a king.
A? You think A that? I mean I said it was between A and B so this is fucking stupid for me. I don't know.
Too hailed? Oh, they're just presenting that. Fuck it, you go B.
I'm gonna say you're always pushing for D.
Almost feels too obvious, right?
Starts working for P.
Got it right.
Whatever. It seems too obvious.
It's on the notes, you know what I mean?
Felix X.
Debunker.
Djuicer.
AZ!
Thomas DeVizio?
Why is it AZ?
Oh! Abram!
Yeah, I guess it has to be Abraham or something else, I don't know.
Leave me alone!
I know, I have no idea, man.
Why is it AZ? I don't understand, why?
What's AZ?
I love- well, we'll finish it later. Let's just finish up already.
I think it's a true question.
No, I remember learning that in school. I just forgot. I should have known that.
I think it was a true question.
No, the whole leading game is early access. When? I think it's in three days or something.
It's like six it's seven days. I looked
Look at my wish list today. I think it's an on the eighth
No, no, this is on the Twitter. Thank you. No
Oh, you see why I got a premium edition. Oh, you're right. Oh
$60. Wow
We buy that
Yes in two days
Um, what is that? Is that like Friday the 13th?
Yeah, it is quite literally the same game like okay
I like the game a lot if it's like that we should buy the premium edition that I'm played early, right?
Yeah, isn't it crazy though that the game looks worse in 2015 when that game like literally got canceled and was made like 10 years ago
Like it's kind of crazy. They have any games are going backwards
Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, it's uh, yeah, it's just one of those things. We just shouldn't talk about you know
Yeah, I don't be like I don't be a hater, but
Yeah, it is what it is, right? Yeah
What's that noise? It's just a baguette for zone.
What the fuck?
Okay, this is, you're right, this is actually the Star Wars Battlefront PS2 menu.
Yeah, it's, it's, this is literally a fucking, um, what would you call this?
Like, um, serial box game.
Okay, I don't know how to do this.
I need to do Lobby Menu.
Then I need to do...
I need to change your...
Is your game...
Let me see your stream.
Is your game in the wrong resolution?
No.
What?
What do I...
Graphics.
Uh...
User interface.
Brother.
No.
Oh, I got cancelled.
I got cancelled.
I got cancelled.
I got cancelled.
I got cancelled.
I got cancelled.
I got cancelled.
Um, I go backwards, by the venue, I do choose room.
Brother what?
Bro, look at my screen.
Where's the fucking setting?
I'm looking for the 57.
Look at my game setting.
Oh, I can hear him.
I can hear him.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where's the uh...
Just play, just play, just play.
Click, click, click, play.
Click play.
Just click play.
On the right side of the screen.
No, but it's not my full monitor. It's really small.
You see it?
Yeah, but click play.
Open the main game.
Oh yeah, just Authentic.
Oh.
Uh, I forgot how to make a rumor.
I'm in the other video.
Invite X Team to play. Does that work?
Does that work?
Yeah.
OK, I have your IP now.
I'm going to go.
OK.
What do you want to do first?
Sniper or spy?
Let me be the spy first, I think, right?
That's probably better.
So I know what the things are better.
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, I'll do it.
I'm going to hide chat.
Hold on.
OK.
So, okay, let me pause for a second, I know, okay, okay.
This game is a game where somebody is going to be
an agent in the game and you will try to disguise
as not an agent amongst other random civilians, right?
But he has to do tasks under some of that time
and I, as a sniper, have to find who he is
and shoot him before the time runs out.
So if he does all these tasks, right?
And I don't shoot my person, I lose the game.
But certain tasks do certain things,
and you just look at all civilians and suss them out.
I should start.
Oh, the bar's nice, this is nice, this is nice.
This is very, very, I entered the volume.
What's the format that I do?
Any of them.
Does your recommended classic?
How many minutes or whatever.
Normal, whatever is the recommended,
they can click go.
Okay, okay.
Choose your character as well, by the way.
If you want, you can go random.
Send it.
Oh, I understand.
Yep, I understand.
Okay, to bug Ambassador, you have to be close to him
and then bug him.
Double agent will prompt a voice line.
Sidhu's starting.
It's all right.
What's the name of the animal?
Fat?
Face fat?
Eid al-Fat.
Face fat, Eid al-Fat.
Oh
No, there's one in the I see
And in the red
Fuck! I didn't see it. In the end of red.
No, that was fake. You faked it. I'm not submitting.
10 minutes left.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, was that a fake watch?
Wait, I didn't see it.
I'll see.
I think we're going to have to go back to the end of the red.
I don't know what is it.
In the end of breath.
Stop doing that shit.
In the end of breath.
It's in the end of red.
fat eagle in the end of red fat eagle eagle fat
Face fat face face fat
And there is I mean
Have you tried banana bread before
Banana bread
Wait for that
all day
face that
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's...
Okay, I don't know how to bug the ambassador.
I had a lot of opportunities, but I didn't know the buttons.
Yeah, it's kind of an odd move.
Once you get it, like...
Yeah, that's fine.
It's actually a close game.
I could have won it.
Okay, you kind of play...
You play good though.
That's kind of how you want to pay something.
You want to be like kind of close on time and let the sniper be kind of a
like crazy like go skit so I had a few guys I was
certainly right um but yeah I'm not I'm not gonna
fucking hold yeah what yeah so what's unfortunate is I had
some moments to bug the guy when you weren't looking yes I didn't know how to
do it well yeah buttons and I didn't so so sometimes I I use a sniper and I put
the lights on somebody else and I'm looking at you then I get somebody
else sense I was gonna be in yeah I had some really good
like chances though but it didn't give you a prompt by the way if I just
press the button without a prompt it's kind of weird.
To bug him?
Yeah there's no prompt, like for everything else there's a prompt.
But for that guy there's no prompt, you just have to right click or something.
I didn't see you do the statue, honestly I abandoned the statue as a product a long time ago.
Okay I did that first thing I did when I was in the game.
Okay I'm going to click send missions and say map.
Exactly.
Alright.
um random cast random setup oh no it was
it was a ramcast who do i want to be
who do i want to be i want to be oh by the way the only thing i didn't complete you would have
lost if that was my last one by the way because you know I did it so um the one
that I did was 87% on my last task. Oh yeah because you have to stay near me.
I had to talk to the girl one time and I won. It's actually really close.
Okay.
Oh, and this is interesting.
Oh, check out the dimensions of all the movement.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Ex, can you stop blaming everything on Boots and take accountability of your poor performance?
Seriously, we can see your game playing the game is always working as intended.
I'm going to go along with the rest of the group.
Thank you.
And the slides are going to be really important.
I'm going to see if there's any discussion.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
In the end of red.
Excuse me, I love you, guys.
All right, I mean, that was that slush.
I'll give you an intro.
I trolled by not doing any missions kind of early on and I added time.
If I look at my watch and you see time being added, I added time.
How do you look at your watch?
specific place you have to be at? Yeah, you have to be on the outside of the map.
You have to be like, uh, like, you know, if there's a balcony, you have to be on the balcony.
Yeah, yeah. Looking outwards. Okay. It cannot be anything that's
interactable. It has to be like some some some some wide stripper.
Oh, interesting. Yeah, you see the timer? It'll go beep and on top on top right?
I know Keen was down to play her bluff though. Like I thought, I kind of had the read that
you did nothing early because you were like, that was clutch when it was low.
So I kind of was going to just like take the bluff, you know what I'm saying,
and wait till the very end.
Oh, so that was because, um, I don't know what, I'm gonna change the map, map is good,
map is good, let me do all the maps.
Oh, we play this?
Yeah, it's pretty hard, but I think it'll be a good linear curve.
At a time?
Yeah, oh, at a time, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because, uh, it, you mean, beep, beep,
like I had end game countdown and at a time.
Yeah.
Okay, let me, uh, chat.
I don't understand the controls on the sniper.
Can you mark people or something?
Does that work?
Yes, yes, left click to mark as sus,
and right click to mark as definitely not sus.
Interesting.
Face eagle.
Face face.
Face face face eagle.
Wait, does it physically swap the statue with a different color?
No, no, the statue just changes to a different one, it's face, face, face equal, because
it was face, face, and then it was eagle face.
Oh my god, this guy.
I'll do the same thing, um...
I'm not trying to hard, it's the only game I can get.
I'm just talking to the monoculars, I got to get the monoculars.
W or right click, or SS.
So whenever you contact an agent, it says, but I read it.
I think.
Oh, I have to miss less than him, why?
Oh, no.
That one is not physically possible. If you have to do the statues, you can see every
statue in your line of sight. It's actually impossible. Yeah, like no genuinely. It's
impossible. Yeah, it's just fast. That's that. No, but I just know, but when the game
starts, I looked at the statues and I didn't move. And then I won. Same thing. You do the
big I use. Okay, that map is he way too easy. No, I mean, I would never do statue statue
and then swap it to me. That was that was Brendan and then to put it down. I don't
know why I swapped it. Hypothetically, even if you didn't misclick, I could
just say the statues and I had them all four in one scope.
Like it's actually a meta game, like Unlose the Ball.
That's why you don't have the pop statue.
You only have two missions.
You don't have to.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Are you trolling?
The one I did earlier was all four.
Fat, fat, face, face.
Oh, that makes sense.
She's terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible.
That makes sense now.
And the end of the bread.
I have some good stuff to do.
I
My shoulder
Wait.
Is it time to go up?
I didn't see anything.
I didn't see.
I missed the time for sure.
Okay, I'm going to take my chair here at the time.
I
Wait wait there's a timer
What me a timer I
Didn't I thought if I just picked the statue up as my last one
It would just end but then you have to sit there and hold the giant ass green
Yeah, yeah, 15 minutes as the confirmed as a confirmed
No, but wait wait a minute
How come when you wait both times I've done the statue it changes fucking colors when you did the statue it didn't change colors for you
It changed statue on yours
Okay, I was like there's no way that's beatable. Oh, it's a gold statue now. It's not green
No, I just say it changes the shape
That's fine then I thought it doesn't glue green and I just lost
Yeah, I'm confused though. Yeah, you did two missions. Oh
It could be because I'm gonna be like just cheese you with the statue. I try to be risky and whatever
Yeah, you wouldn't expect me to do so. Yeah, you were my second sus. I had four susses. Yeah, I was sus for sure
I'm not a moment. That's all it actually was me. So yeah, I mean it makes sense. You had me sus
Let's see if we can guys talk about it.
Can you like mark people in this game?
Yeah, left click.
What'd that do?
It just messes them up and highlighted it.
And then you can also blacklight them by it and right click them.
Oh, okay.
That was good.
I can talk a bit.
I'm not changing the settings by the way.
I know, I'm just asking.
In the end of bread.
Why, why'd you do that?
I
Pudge wait, what's your name? I
Don't know because you you called the banana bread and then the guy instantly
Belined it the second you did that to the statue. Oh, okay, I was like
He I was like don't you have to be in a circle to call banana bread
I was like you'd be the type of guy
Yeah, I was going in a circle pattern and then I went backwards in circle pattern and I caught that guy leaving the circle
Okay, yeah, but I was like oh
Last but not a bread has we then usually you can fake it, but it to be completed has to be next to a somebody
That's a yellow target. This is fake agents. Oh
I thought it was any talking circles now that the complete to complete it yet to be next to somebody
That's yellow. Okay, because then
That's a secret engines. That's how you contact them because I have to contact them you can't do it from afar
We can fake it though, which is like it makes it almost impossible
possible. Okay, so how come right now like every game that I'm selecting has six minutes
of time? But like how come when you play it's like two minutes? I don't know. I think I think
it seems like the second guy to play. I think it makes the game harder. Oh, that makes
sense. Because if you, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Let me try this map. That's
good. That doesn't, that's the first time I've ever played it. Actually, this
map. Oh, cool. They're good angles to look at. Time is random. I don't think
So, uh, fat, fat face?
What does fat, fat, face mean?
Face, fat face.
What does it mean?
It's just my color, because it's how I, I, I code my statues.
Fat, fat face?
Yeah.
I can't see
The normal of the red.
That's eight.
No!
Please, God's grace.
And in the red.
I
Chat I missed a dog how I haven't seen you in a while did your nose grow and extra 15 inches
You just finished this thing.
How do you know that?
Because nobody moves in any way and you got a beep which means you finished a quest.
Oh my god, you got me. It's definitely not just when it hits two minutes.
Wait, really?
This is the top of the every minutes.
Wait, really? I didn't know that.
I didn't know that I'm pretty sure that's right. That's right. There's a quest. Oh
My god, but in a bread
Well games over brother GG 10 seconds
What time is it anyway, oh my god, it's better be in five seconds watch
Ready? Five, four, three, two, one. It's about to beep.
Okay. I didn't know that.
Oh my God, it beeps. You hear that?
You distracted me!
It beeps. You hear that?
You distracted me why?
In the end of red.
I
Eagle eagle fat eagle
Fuck I lost
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I had him.
Fuck.
I had you as my main highlighter.
Wait, that statue is on the key.
No, no, no.
That statue, you can't see it in the whole game.
I mean, you also wanna play.
Good thing I didn't do the statue.
Oh, okay.
Wait, watch this with him.
Was there a bug?
Bug, contact, seduce.
Yeah, I mean, it's annoying.
Fuck it.
didn't even see me bro. I'm like a thief in a knife. Um, I'm lucky. You know what's
funny though? I had to clear myself. I actually did do what you said when you said it, but
you had the game mechanics wrong. So you almost like caught me off of like an error.
I
Actually did flirt with her at exactly two minutes and it beeped and you go oh you just flirted with her
Wait, but Chad, but then I can only do this. Actually two minutes. I
Don't think so. It's just that two minutes and three minutes and four minutes. Oh, I really up like you actually almost got me out
the error
That's I got you I got two minutes 30 every time
He is snipping Lamakie J.K.
It's like I'm only going to try the ones because they're such early on and I was a mistake I
Play that I put it perfectly. No, you're really good at this game. It's actually you make me nervous
I think it's game for people play a lot and I keep because the possible
It's like it's like a lot of those party games that just become unplayable once you get good
Yeah, that's what it is.
Whenever you play like party games with like people who like play pro games or competitive,
they have a very short lifeline.
Lifeline.
Someone just discovered a couple of metagame things, as GD.
Like this seat and stuff like that, you know? Let's get real quick.
The end of red.
I don't know why I've never ridden.
I'm sorry.
Nice.
I got you.
I trusted my gut there.
I'm proud of myself, that one.
Why, how, why, how?
I actually wonder.
I don't think I made any mistakes.
Yeah, you did.
What's up?
So, you made a really big mistake because there's only one social circle at a time.
Yeah, you did
Well, so you made a really big mistake because there's only one social circle at a time and
You went and you banana breaded twice in a social circle and then you went straight to the yellow after saying I don't have much time
Like so, I mean like I felt like there was like
All right, so I'm wondering why they say that it could play better
I just didn't see it because I think I think I think it's better to do the banana bread stuff when there's multiple social circles
Because when there's only one you kind of made yourself like a one in three and then I won't I want I highlighted everybody in that social circle
Those were fake
Yes, but you can only fake it in a circle
And you get twice
So I know you're in a circle
No, like in a talking group like the map state was bad for you to do that twice
See what I'm saying? I don't know how to describe it.
Yeah, but I could have been in that circle and then that, it's fine.
I'll just write you a letter.
In the end of red.
Yeah, I don't understand.
Maybe I'll call you up in Aurora again.
Wait, am I done?
Did I get it?
Was that last mission?
No.
I don't remember the statue thing.
The statue is very difficult.
The statue and bug are definitely the last missions.
Let's see if we can get it for maps.
That one's good.
That one's good
Whatever I don't mind. I think I was just a good map. Wait, I think there's new unlocks I
Tried to catch you in that middle ground time tending window where you in the beginning of the game
You would memorize the statues for sure you'd stand top of it
I was trying to catch you on like a slip to catch you slipping. Yeah. I'm saying yeah, no
I said she answers me
Yeah, what's guest list
Everybody's a lot to
Well, that's fucking stupid that I don't want to see much progression and like people that plays game
I'll only get by like a few hours an entire lifetime like a mombra
Yeah, how do you unlock this?
Let's do this one fuck it
Uh, random setup. No.
The third to last map.
Third to last. Is that one? I'm gonna try it.
Japan back!
Is that Japan?
Yeah.
Alright, send it.
Yeah, I guess you can try it when it's unlocked somewhere.
Oh me and Red wanna play CS tonight if you were down at some point.
I already did that.
Wait, what is this map? This is impossible.
Is that?
This is wicked.
Wow. You could probably speedrun anything right now. I just can't see anything.
Oh my gosh!
Banana bread.
Banana bread.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle? I've been here for five years.
Can I get a welcome to the cum sum?
It's a low and I'm just come to the office.
Explain!
Explain.
Me?
Yeah, how'd you get me?
Hello, El?
You were the only person looking at a watch?
Yeah but I did that before, I baited it too!
Needin' blah blah?
No, I was watchin' the swatches...
I had a feeling you're gonna make a time play because there is it like I was watching the time for a while
Okay, are am I gonna put the map to yes, I'll show you
I made it time twice
Okay, okay, you're gonna understand it'll be easier once we load into the game that map is impossible
There's not much like like a lot of the things you'd normally look for are way too difficult, right?
So I was trying to catch you on some of the nature things like you know you get I'm saying like look at the map
Yeah, it's a
I'm also against Jesse when I play that map.
Oh, when I play that map last time?
Just because.
Do you anything fancy to lose the game?
I don't really.
I mean, I never can see anything, what?
Don't think, it's very hard.
is that movement?
It's just a movement.
It's just a movement.
It's just a movement.
It's just a movement.
It's been in the red.
I mean, I look at anything.
Yes, hard.
the
the
the
the
Thank you.
Let's see.
I don't even know.
You added time by a one the other.
Now he's taking it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for that.
I don't know.
Easy, baby.
Um, yeah, I know why I had you didn't show you.
Wait, I didn't get a warning before the game ended.
Did you want to get a warning? Like I should?
Yeah, there was a warning.
Chad, did it say 5-4? I didn't see that.
Yeah, I did. You honestly just got rolled, bro.
I mean, I mean, I should show you where you put time down. I mean, I did show you do it.
But the game was blocking the small guy.
Did you see that guy?
I saw you do it.
Did you do that?
Yes. There was a guy, there was a small guy on your right there. But I couldn't see
because it was, it was saying, plug up on.
Don't ever put it up again. It's so mid-layer, Mickey.
I get two minutes, you get five minutes and a half. Interesting.
Okay. No, but you know what's, I only have three thirty. I just added time twice.
knows. That happens to me because listen you can't see low so I was outside and I was a wheelchair
man and there was a short person and you can't there's no way for you to know if it was the
short person or the wheelchair guy because you can't even see us do the time so I felt like
I might admit you like there's no way you could do anything. I mean it's just a movement but
I mean I didn't shoot. If I had a warning I would show you because I was looking at you the most in the entire game at the end, but I didn't get a warning.
What's the warning?
There was a warning. I let the watch that go down.
I didn't get a warning?
Did I get a warning?
No.
We can call it a draw if you want, I don't mind.
Did I get a warning?
I
See you doing restart. I already know who you are no one for shooter. I see you I see you
Okay, I guess I did what I guess already won this round shooting them again, I mean the red
I shoot it and why you really think I'm not stupid then I'm in the bread Wow really feeling
braves today are yet and in the bread Wow this map is actually hard though I lost
Man, he was so washed.
What does the security agents do? I don't get it.
Um, the agents are the quester.
Oh, there is nothing. I don't really do anything. I keep it all though.
What?
I
Got you no, I didn't watch
Wait, how?
Wait, why though my shoes guy you look as much
No, I just thought it was him. Oh, okay
Wait, why why should you hit me at the beginning what happens? You're trying to shoot me? I
I just say shit, bro. I have no clue.
Okay.
If I don't know what I'm saying, how can you even know what I'm saying? Yeah, true. There's not enough.
There's not enough. Oh, sorry. I just fucking... I love the game.
This map is way...
You need to be good at the game to play this map. Like, I've blended the first minute.
You have to use a binocular. It's just useless.
like the back of the map so social circles like lately I don't know yeah
Yeah, yeah, sure.
You go first.
Yeah, there isn't a lot to go on this level.
No, pretty obvious.
Nothing jumps at me.
I think I'm doing a good job.
No, I mean, the agents are trolling you.
What does that mean?
The agents are just not giving you the opportunities that I have, so I had the same problem.
Oh, yeah, I guess that's true then.
Why is everybody coming out of here? Is there a party?
Oh, let me, let me get out here.
What do you mean by that?
You think I'm talking to that faker? That's crazy.
That's the table faker.
You stood a step before you did it, so it just looks stupid, you know what I mean?
you're fucking brain dead I mean you should have seen the way it looked on
my screen now I play that one next round you're not gonna be in my own
strategies
I'm in a wheelchair doesn't mean I'll pick your ass now go bugger okay now go
Oh, Bunker.
It's in the end of bread.
In the end of bread.
Is that it yet?
In the end of bread.
You're just yelling.
In the end of bread.
In the end of bread.
I'm just gonna send it.
I
Honestly, I'm lucky I'm lucky when you're outside you started steps
You know I mean
Yeah, I mean like I blame wu-ting keyboards. I'm gonna send them an angry email. Why did you vote did you vote?
I didn't even mean to let go like I was just playing the game. I was walking forward and it just like I don't know I
Noticed that too. I started something. I said I'm dead
Yeah, I haven't actually happens
Oh, that's fun, I actually enjoy the game
It's gonna be fun. I can't imagine if there was more to it, but yeah, that's funny.
Cobbit in two hours?
Is that true or false? I knew we could do a res- you wanna do a res- a resurgence?
I can't enjoy this in able to tell, it's kinda fun.
Yeah, I'm down.
Yo, Jimmy, you wanna do a resurgence?
I enjoyed it, I think it was fun.
I don't want to buy the game, so let's get it out of our system now.
Wait, don't you have to buy the game to play the beta? Oh, no, you have to do this one, right?
Yeah. I don't want to pay $90 for that game. Like, you know what I'm saying?
I think Cods do betas too long, because I have a real itch to play Cods for like 10 hours a year,
and usually I buy the game for whatever, and then I just take the L on the money.
They just let you play the game for like two weeks, so they don't have to buy it.
Did you know that you play like one gun per class? No upgrades? No nothing. Like absolutely almost nothing. Just test the game out
You don't need to play all the guns off the attachments to fucking to see what the game is about like what?
Um yeah, yeah, oh yeah Dean just reminded me body cam updates tomorrow morning by the oh
Yes, nice. What would update?
The one we were playing on the test. It's on live server tomorrow.
Oh, they're doing it on live servers?
You know, it's coming out officially tomorrow morning, so like, Dean and I are gonna play.
The next time it's 10PM, my popular demand.
Chat 10PM PTT, isn't that?
Yeah, two hours.
Yeah, two hours, two hours and 30 minutes.
Join them, join who?
I mean, I've been enjoying the video. I mean, I think I think I've been enjoying it. I just kind of wish there was the kind of like new game modes and shit
Honestly, an old watch game mode the words unsaved it for me hard
Yeah, an old watch game mode would go really good on the on this game
I like a push the payload type shit like like escort the convoy and it's like a tank that moves through a map
And you have to and you have to put the payload I mean that would go fucking hanging on this game
Sponsor my track car bill. How's it going? Yes, I just got in. Oh, you know
I'm on battle net. I think you need for what's your bad on it? I'm always on some red
I'm just gonna confront you here. Why are you always on some bullshit? Yes?
I'm getting some friends account with some bullshit Rocket League on epic. I'm on my third steam
Everyone plays battle in it on COD.
Yeah, because it has RFDS.
Like by a crazy amount of like the margin is like that.
It's not like negligible.
It's huge.
I don't see a line by the way.
Shaders done.
How do I see my god, uh, I'll see him, bro. You know, I'm on battle now. I think I'm
going to get invited to the game. Oh, I got it. Whoa. What the hell? Why'd you do that?
You're going to come from here? Why? Well, I think about Blizzard. I mean, that battle
next battle that's all the games that run on battle. And those other problems that
That runs faster. It's a it's a known thing
Oh, yeah, I can't join through steam I have to let me send my activation ID one second
There you go, it's in the group chat. What do you want to add it really quick?
So I have to add your third all the steam. No, it's not my it's it's battle net
It's not seen anybody. I know I'm about you
Uh, you go to add friends and then the Activision ID or Balanetize these
Yeah, you know, open the Xbox overlay and accept that
Yep, there you go
Okay, hold on, Rekai wants to play, but he's on PlayStation, we're logging to Sony
We'll make an ability, I wouldn't forget that nothing he done before
Also, I was looking to say, accountability
And they want, like, you to say, I'm sorry for everything that's ever happened, and then just stuff like that about it then
Like and if you say anything you're you're either excuse or is like bro like I'm shooting like I'm
I'm literally on my thoughts like you know, I do that
Oh, yeah one more
You don't have to take accountability for anything in the car. You're literally anything like like it's you really don't have to
show it's optional
huh
Um, who is Nadia
Nadia, uh, oh if Nadia Jesus Christ, I'm fucking stupid
JD, you playing or not?
He's installing.
Are you uninstalled?
Are you uninstalled?
Uninstalled again?
You have a bad day, Israel?
Jesus.
Lee Cox, can you put one more left of you off?
I was just going to play with JD.
No, we actually did get on the game, but I don't think he enjoys the game.
Lickaxe, Lickaxe, Lickaxe. Please don't give that to me. I won't let me do the answer. Are you giving him that to me?
Okay.
I am using my TTS to tell chat something very important. My only hope is the mods don't cut me off before I...
You're a cut brawl. Explain why.
Wait, can you change operator by the way? Unless you guys are different operators.
Yeah, you can. It's in the menu.
Oh, I'm not going to do all that.
The girl's operator has a multi-box as well, so you should use girl operator.
There is no way she has a multi-box.
Yeah, it does, especially if sniping wise it is.
Chad, is that confirmed?
Different hitbox?
You know less aim assist
I
Mean I just thought they would use a model of your character and that model is sure that's a lot because they look like
No
You would dig but
I
Should I mean there comes a fucking console crack as
Oscar the VR check incident happened yesterday. We loved no I
Wish I was recording yesterday some shit happened to me
I wasn't recording or anything and I just wish I could see what happened. It was just the craziest shit
I mean like the like the like the magnets
No, like I would jump out a window and shoot a guy and then I would go back inside for three seconds
Then come outside and peek again and the guy would just like never help he never stopped shooting and then his controller
Just like snap back to my head. So I don't know this like you did. I'm not it's just funny like I'm not bad
It's just like you have some funny fights in this game
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, we'll let the soldiers have you.
A lot of people lining here.
Hey, Gage on the PPC.
I got two, I got two.
What the fuck where?
I'm here, I'm here.
Coming.
Hold right by me.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm going, I'm going.
I'm getting down.
I'm going to grab all.
Oh my god, Max, not BPSH!
GG.
GG.
GG.
I have 12.
I have 12.
Oh, from where?
I have self.
One on me.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
We're down
You did easy surprise
You died Felix yeah, I didn't know you had it I know you could get it like that
It's one of those that easily
You guys took my gun!
Did you guys just load me?
No, I'm red dead.
Only here, child drop.
I'm throwing down ammo.
In armor, actually.
One is here, I'm pushing, I'm pushing, let's go.
One is here, one is here, one is here.
No one is looking down the hallway.
We're training guns.
You guys are just so good.
And it
What
I'm responding. How am I going back cracked one three Rex?
I'm dying in the back
I'm dead
where are we where is this yeah
yeah I'm going they're low they're low yes we should run out I'm gonna heal him
He's like the mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pick up.
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
I know I saw a swap target. I know I did that.
I'm gonna hope.
Oh my god, I'm going to a singular tree. That's insane.
I'm like, don't die, don't die.
I swapped targets when you had one of these. That's entirely on me.
They forgot to come back. There's a lot of loot on me, see, a lot of me.
I just show them. One more. I go two, I go two, I go two.
I'm gonna just go back. I don't think I'm gonna...
I don't think I'm gonna... I don't think I'm gonna...
I'm gonna chill out a little bit.
Well, bro, we gotta work as a team, y'all.
Like, what?
I mean, this is embarrassing, right, if I...
What?
What did I do?
We gotta work together now.
Yeah, uh, uh, what do you feel on this one?
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh.
If I died, we would die.
What are you shooting?
Cracked one, downed one.
One ping.
I didn't want to do that.
Yeah, biggest under us one.
Do you want me to just fight up there? We can run up.
Got him.
Reloading.
I got Molly.
I
Got when he's here
I don't see him, I don't see him, I don't see him
Got him, box
I can't, is there, is there, is there a good rescue?
There's one more in the corner, there's three
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't
Wait, I'll show you
Ping it
Underbox
Alright, four blocks, I can't shoot anymore
loadout not bad actually what the fuck wait is he kidding me in the fucking
house is the way right yeah I'll say life's life's life he gave me play life's life
the game was bad wait what wait every chest that I've opened this game is
goal is it a gold only lobby I'm gonna go to the house or make up on the word
what the what I use the movie what I have to watch this and watch this oh my god oh man
clicker a man clicker clicker a man guy plus ready ready you can hear you my god okay
I mean, he checked into the wall and he's fucking asses us on stupid.
Well, I don't know, whatever.
No going there.
of the
of the
of the
of the
of
17.
I mean, I'm wall banged.
Wait, does Ammos' work through walls?
Yes, it does.
You have reinforcement in-band.
We'll go back next just.
I'm gonna go buy Vegas back.
I got a lot of orange on him. Good! That was good!
I don't see players.
Actually, we should go up, we should go up, we should go up.
Yeah, let's go up, let's go up.
I'm just, I'm just...
come on guys
locked them dead
fudge i had a lot of good loot
okay guys we landed at a money zone location like this game that was op i like having those good guns it's so much easier
all right so one here watch me
i think we're better than people we just landed at the rich areas and we uh
we fight i don't like having more loot
What is he?
I am...
Is it...
What?
I just got beamed, I got laser beamed.
This is...
Bro, he just crashed in the corner.
I mean...
What?
What?
We put it together?
There's a good zone over here guys.
I'm on bogus.
Oh, hi.
We're here, I didn't take.
Yeah, I'm on bogus edge.
I got a piece of edge.
We're coming in from the west I think.
What?
I think we're going to see the air strike.
What?
Yeah.
I
Think this one team there I don't see
Crack them
One that way
Someone under me
I don't know. I don't really get it. I'm not gonna lie. I don't get it.
Oh, we got it. Um, you buy it back.
Yeah, this is gonna stand. No, we go. I'm going for buy.
Thank you. Thank you. I mean, uh, every angle at once.
Should just stay zone. I could buy it back.
Yeah, we should not push out of the zone right that yeah, I'm gonna be in zone. I'm saying so now
It's really irresponsible. Don't let's not do that again. You're making me nervous
Oh god, I'm fucking out of here shoot
I'm thinking many guys I got lucky. Oh, they're above us. No, they're on the roof. They do
Yeah, they almost killed me. I could push it
Hey, I'm gonna need to be down here.
Yeah, over here.
They see me, they see me, they see me.
Yeah, I'm ready to go to...
Oh, not the other side of the...
Wait, they're not the wrong one, eh?
Hey, reba.
Does he die ever in this game, or not?
You're up
They're my buddy I am
I'm dropping down
What knock one finished
Three not or one out one out this do not I'm going to one I'm going upstairs
Oh, he beat me this to them not right in this corner
I'm down I'm down I'm down
52 months in my new boy
How do you put that red?
Uh, you have to go cross
I guess I'm down here
Where?
I heard it
I mean, is that the red?
Someone's lying there right here, watch out
Watch out, watch out, there's one there
I'm fucked
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I just hold it, hold it, hold it
I
Don't know if I'm me what is being one nice. I got that watch it. We're watching we're still one up there
It's the one up there. Oh, I feel there. I'm not
for people
Fighting at me
That your last
Squad left in the moat on styler.
I don't know the answer in the back slot, I mean, it's on there.
Nice.
Have left.
Hard left.
Oh, 1v4, nice.
Oh
We would play great that game I feel like individually
I generally can rotate them once I just
Well, we played like so well individually that game just not together. Yeah
You go we had 30 34 kills though
That's pretty good 34 kill them and that's pretty crazy. We really all had 5k damage
Um
Is
Who's Felix
The fuck was that
Who the fuck, man?
Cow.
Oh, he's in here again.
Dude, stop, man.
I'm not gonna fix that.
Is that Mr. Cow?
Friends only.
Sorry, man.
Billy, push station.
Just join it.
Um...
I don't know.
I don't know.
uh...
way is the ticket that
on check
it really is six and the p s i don't know how much it is
you're in a six-day
uh...
well both my boat but which i think that's it's a bit
can i not change that on the fly
Wait, if I'm outputting 8k, why am I only getting 60 out?
Is your...
Ignore limits thing on?
Oh, why is that?
In the...
...upput settings.
Umm...
Oh, it's treating me. Yeah, it's treating me at the bottom.
Umm...
Wait, where?
You got an OBS settings in the stream tab at the bottom.
Ignore streaming service settings recommendations.
I don't see that.
Ignore it, it's not on.
Fuck.
Yeah, they're not on.
Wait, why not?
Okay, so basically what's happening is that basically...
Since I don't have ignore on it, it's captain and since my output is captain, it's all the
chapter.
Okay.
Since I'm I'm the outputting duplicate, so.
I mean, I'm not going to lie, we played great that game and now we're the fourth in discord.
I mean, like, I mean, our first game on it, we've been at 34 kills.
That's our best by far.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yesterday I was a literal walking zombie drone that game. I was Thanos
I'm not gonna do I said rough, but I ended it strong which is good because that means that now
I'm gonna continue on that stride of
Boney, we go go go sentinel. We try money. Land. I think my land is good
I like money land. I don't I don't like using his clever guns. I like getting the gold ones Wow and cycle
I'm gonna try something there. Let's use a better gun to get better. No old guns phone in here, buddy
that's my strategy it's just hot
kill him kill him kill the boy kill the boy
he's not shooting me I mean he's not shooting me I mean
he's already armor broken I mean you get advantage over you
tell me you're friendly
no audio on that guy at all
I'm self-righted I'm self-righted I'm self-righted I'm self-righted
Oh
Why are you raising me when I'm self-res when you get to shoot the guy that is
Let's think about it be a look at the alive controller. Yeah, oh my god, it's a fucking stupid
Brother brother, I'll bring a big hello
Breaking bad little manganin on his gun
Breaking bad
All teams went up in the road. I saw my they I see I think I block switch. Just bro watch out for four guys
Then I'm not just back straight another day
All I could use it
Yeah, why do I bother strafing if the controller doesn't by itself why do I bother? I
I mean it we're really getting replaced by AI in real time it's the controller
I mean straightening surveillance the guy that is just bypassed my stripping you
need bypassed it entirely there's no going to moving you just are it mode
if anything moving we'll just make make the mechanism and go back on it like it's just super
I don't want to hear about magnetism boom Ukraine I want to hear about how we can work together to win this game
I barely
Drunks right now that I need to do that
I mean I'm looking for a better loot
I don't know what I'm shooting at, this is just a little thing.
Am I shooting literally nothing?
No wonder.
Or, okay.
Wait, did you go down here?
Got him?
Nice, good looking.
Yeah, they maxed out the nicks, I don't know if that's good enough.
A boss?
the exit techniques. I think there's like the movie is better here or there's money or something.
One more, one more, one more. One more on the outside. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Good team
wipe. That was crazy. Another party. I mean, where? Oh,
I
Goal PPS H on this roof and what yeah, that gun is straight broken
There's a thing is that you're paying or is that like that is there might be a loadout
Oh
You can't go to pipes I was wondering about the pipe for all flashing like that. I saw that yesterday, man
Wait, did you pick up the music? Yeah, no, it's not the roof upstairs the roof roof
What is it's a trap say one more time, huh? Oh
On top of the roof whole team. Let me bring it up here
I
See it. Thank you
So annoying man is fucking gatekeeper on top of the building. I'm gonna aim on them
Yeah, they're gonna hold us. I should go around this one. Yeah, it's real 200. Yeah
Should you get low down I can knock them out. I'm not gonna
Get low down with these perks
I
Don't know
I got shot at window
It's two of them
That window or what?
Yeah, there's one on top of the roof and then the window
Reset
one back up round two wait what's happening was that what oh it's on
roof roof I don't understand what was that
wait what wait I pressed E to start spraying a pistol was that a perk or
something I did oh it's a grenade brother I just watched me so diabolical
Bro, I've never seen that in my life, that is a quality move.
Bro, it was a magnet, bro it was sticking out to me, I mean, I don't even need that.
Holy fucking shit.
And he's pre-aiming to stop, never talk about video games ever again, never said that ever again.
Please just anything that there's a topic by video games just just be quiet stop talking
That's you
They roll there's movement adjust it adjust the s2 plus week oil the gun is shooting by itself
What are we calling?
David
You can't change controller mid game. I mean, I would do it right now, but I mean, I would
want to swap out after I tried it, you know what I mean?
I know you get overstimulated when there's four people on a call. Come on. I need Prime
Redify and the voice calls. I know you're really shy.
Am I telling you? Oh, you don't want Prime Redify?
If I go to my Prime, I would need it.
Oh, not Prime Redify. You're right.
Yeah, yeah, maybe not Prime Redify. Maybe, yeah.
okay maybe just yeah
but let me switch my mic I think that's why you can't pick up what I'm saying sometimes
I think that's better
nope nope not like that
okay one second
oh man oh man
What the- wait, you're actually right, the bit rate on this game is a little, uh, looks
crazy.
If AI is in the better, it should be.
Yes, absolutely understand that.
But these are video games, you'll play for fun, right?
Like it.
It's like a deliberate human thing here.
Like it's made for humans to play the game.
What if you could do AI then?
really want to replace like
the AI what is that is that the AI AI what what do you say oh cool it
cool it right now the AI I see one roof no I'm not there I don't have a roof
Yeah, I'm going up first. Yeah, I'm going mid.
Are you in US?
I'm in US, I have an X, but I want to get an H.
That's what I fucking want. Come on.
There's 8 people on Earth.
Something's hitting you, bye.
Ahhhh.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
I
Know
Where
still just
upstairs I have no armor
just been a player he's a better player I can't admit it he's a better video
I mean, let's take a look
Well seeing somebody's crosshair moved by itself and knows I got me it annoys the fuck out of me
I hate it. I fucking hate it
I think we got right here. We want to get a stuff
I think it's true.
Okay, I'm actually going to go to the gun.
I'm not gonna talk about aim assist anymore.
Yeah, no more. I'm not talking about it.
You're weird.
I don't talk about it unless we all played the situation perfectly and aim assist was the one factor.
Well, I mean, it is every time, by the way.
Yeah, our teamwork sucks.
Okay, true, but also they also fucking literally and I think
I wanna bet the boy who cried will slump when I lose a fight
and I, when I play perfectly and I lose a fight then I'll complain
when I play like shit I'm not gonna say a word
Somebody's above me
Am I bugging?
Yeah, but somebody over here is not, yes
I'm gonna go the other one
You just under here a job going to leave it over all
Not one
Most unlucky thing ever
I'm looking
I have something with the violence maybe
Yeah
I'm gonna go buy you guys
I
My gun is
Careful, there's like a Palantir AI like aimbotting over there. His name is CPU and he's just
The whole team right here, I don't know if I'm gonna fight this
Are they ready?
Okay, there's something right here as well if you want something
Okay
He's up he jumps
Again
uh just last night i guess i don't know
oh holy shit i got trailer
he's just better than one
i'll be down as an jeweler the guy did not flick to me at all
what did he say what did he say
what he didn't flick to me yeah he didn't flick me what else did i say
Ah, there we are!
No sniper.
On us?
When you're redeployed, you should land circle somewhere.
Like over here.
Minus?
Where?
Another one dropped on us.
Look at the different team!
dude, how did you know privacy man?
blocked, blocked, you're just annoying man
what is your fucking problem?
yeah, I'm blocking you
like so fucking annoying
oh yeah, I'm not in your party
he kicks me and blocks me
why not, what's your problem?
well where?
Yeah, I'm back
Oh, I mean, 5 degrees, you left
I didn't leave anything
Alright
It's just, this map is just
fucking roofs, roofs, roofs everywhere
Yeah, um
It's, it's, okay
I will say though, I play all the cards
Like, what do they come out? I actually play them out
I feel like, um
In the war zone, specifically
The fights are too long
Where um controllers win like
Because you extend to decay the extent at which I miss this will work better is longer and it just wins
Generally because you do a lot of micro corrections in movement that normally wouldn't matter because the guy will be dead already
But then you're extending it and then all the movements he hits at your time
And you don't because you can't is that correct in my in my professional opinion
I think that they made the aim is a stronger than it was intended to be on purpose
So you'll play the beta and they have a better opinion of the game and then they nerf it
So then everyone's like the devs are listening there's hope I'm gonna buy the game in reality was all pre-planned like like this is just how it is
Or it's just made for fucking schnoobs. I
Think it's an awesome. It's just it's it's it's just made for schnoobs. I mean there's not much about it
The guns don't shoot like a laser beam they shoot fucking massive wooden logs like
Like logs like like wooden logs like like like all the
Whoa, what the hell I mean like yeah, it's just rough, bro
Yeah, let the last good car was mw19 the last good cod was no
Good, I think it was black ops three or four whatever one of those I'm by three
Go to admin fucking um
Where?
Left side, it's going to drop.
I didn't see it, I didn't see it.
What's going on?
What are you doing?
Wait, why is the admin the real tower?
The broadcast building?
Because it's an administrative building.
he's a better player i mean i just i'm just a bad player i mean it's good the
obvious
if you saw like a web camera with that guy right now that guy's probably in like a living
room on like a on a 70 inch plasma tv with a 30ms like input the buffer and he just
on you sound your fucking throat this guy is bro you just trace me in the
middle of the ring smoke you give me see me he treated like he's me I'm being
targeted with elevator place where I'm drawn below below I'm going I'm in an
elevator I don't know where is it remember no Russian no easy spot
It's just one guy
Wow
We'll kill them what the fuck
I put a black vermin in it
Annoying complaining streamer, but sometimes funny swag
Complain shimmer, buddy
If there's less things to complain about
I will complain less
Like, I don't really know how to mean it
Fucking, getting killed by automated clinker toys
Like it's just annoying
The game's so good and we're just hating
Why don't you go play instead of watching, Clissey?
Okay, no, don't do that, don't do that
Please don't do that, please don't do that
Please don't do that, please don't do that
Please don't do that, please don't do that
Please don't do that, please don't do that
Please don't do that, please don't do that, man
You're just not watching
Not the one
I know. Yeah, I know.
You're shot.
You're shot by back on station.
Well, we are shooting from a headcrab.
Where?
I'm close.
Where? Don't date, don't date.
Rojo crates!
I don't see him!
I'm a real, I'm a real.
I'm the headcrab.
We're about to hit him.
Yeah, they pushed me.
I'm us, I'm us, I'm us.
I see him, I see him.
I'm us.
Are you to me?
I'm close
Team I'm nice guys
Any plans rebooted we go by station here
why?
see others?
thank you motherfucker right here huh?
hey hey, here here here here
good job good job
thank you thank you
let's go, let's go
see, see, see
what was the thing that I was using?
how about you?
I'm a place where that
Wait, what that?
No, I'm tweaking
What color guns is it give you are they good or bad?
Think it's good, but you don't want to use those though like if you have to be a safe use be a safe
you said I don't have to PSH then use the fucking big guns but it's been
crazy we'll join above us keep you know working it never works oh perk you get
from there yes I'll be shot shit you get a place I'm anything I'm anything great
we got some with cover still despite the stupid yeah this is everybody guys
it's turn it around is awful we're gonna die
you're somewhere else I just fucking send me
Yeah, I'm gonna tell you
You're coming at this hole, I don't know yeah, good spot. We should just stay here. Yeah
And I just what is that? Oh my god beat you bomber
Do not look up
cool
Why does the stealth bomb have lights on it and why does the stealth bomber in this game have lights on it?
I mean they have to wait for the juicer
Yeah, well, I can't see the plane hold on there's glowing lights on it
It's war
Wait, don't I get Berkshire if I chose the thing from the box
What way am I able to get birds on the ground?
They've got birds.
They don't have the green and red lights.
They're trying to roleplay it.
They don't have that shit.
I've seen them in real life couple of times.
They're still there, aren't they?
They're still fucking bad.
I'm putting that. Fuck it.
There's people up here. They might shoot us.
They're actually behind us.
XCG is pushing, can we play with them?
Okay, let's go
They're down, they're down at the other side of the building
They're the building!
Why are they shooting at him?
Why are they shooting at him?
Where's his box?
There's one more, one more
I'm capturing a box, I don't know what it does
I don't get it what I get you might land back on us
That's me here. We got money
Team on that thing is there a shop I can buy things somewhere. Um, yeah bottom left
Bottom up the left
First come on you can buy stuff for free. I don't know there's a hundred things on my screen. I don't I don't know
Where's my gun?
wait come a bastard you guys can go get so free by for free come come come
there's something out there
the other roof yeah
I mean over there where we came from
looking looking looking and I'll see you on the roof where
I threw an artillery at them
Yeah, they're gonna kill us.
We should look to move. We should try to get a better spot.
Put out a third tank.
I figure I know where.
Yeah, we should move. I'm gonna move.
I'm gonna attack them again. We can run.
Gary, Gary, we can fight these guys. Just about he's by himself.
Okay, I'm in.
Crack them?
He's one.
We should go one behind.
Got him.
Got him to you guys. Finish them.
There should be more behind him as well.
close close close and the ravine the ravine the ravine it's a bad push
what the fuck is this game hello they're close nerfing guys
I cracked one, I worked hard.
Yeah, they killed Ravine, Ravine dead.
Nice, nice.
They're far away, all the way down there.
I think we pushed it, guys.
All the way down, all the way down.
Yeah, one ran.
Look at the zone.
Stay in this Ravine area, this is the best spot.
Don't push yet.
Circle's about to pop.
Come on, you pushed.
Yeah, we should wait for like two seconds before we do that though.
Yeah, we can do it, we can try.
We got them, we got them, hold on.
They're still in the zone.
They're still in the zone.
How do you guys have an orange armor besides me what does that mean you get the load out? Oh
Is it bro? Oh shit. Check over here. It's a perk Vegas guys
Call temporary
Circle
Guys I'm big
Very good circle. Yeah, we're very good circle
We should stay at that house, it goes around north, it's way better.
Re-spawning pieces.
Play at this house, it's the best spot.
What the fuck?
I don't know what this is.
It's a tree, it's a tree.
On the roof.
Watch out, watch out for you though.
I'm just looking.
Stupid ass tree.
Oh, east side.
Well, I mean well I'm low ground but like every position is like it can be good so cool if they rotate, but
More like than nothing
No wrong
Guys listen to me now. I've got the IGL calls. Okay. I mean we're listening. We're gonna go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
We say at these house. It's the best spot for sure. We miss rotates. Oh the game site
You want to play crash
I'm not going to right you want to be again. Yeah, no shield. Yeah, I did it knock them
What was he doing there?
You should add a circle. Oh hold my top. I'm gonna finish him
It was me
I know I knocked one and cracked you there in the corner
This is a low ground. I kind of hit it the corner the corner. We're gonna see you. We should get circle
no, no, no, no. If we rotate early, they're gonna kill us from Northwest. We can't go
to the right. Okay, here's a good spot. I'm in circle here.
Yes, yes. We go. We have a line. It's fine. We have a line in the zone. We have a low
ground lines. Very nice. Yeah. Yeah. If we go early, we're gonna have the back.
I
Correct him. Oh, yeah, there's something box over here on thing. Okay, you know
Make sure you get knocked into revival make sure you are in a revival spot wherever you fight
I
the run down you come over here now you go over here come in wait we're just
red though go down yeah
we're gonna drop down from right down my feet right there
okay where are you thinking
They're gonna drop right here
We push it we push this
Hey, yeah, no
We didn't see him, bro
Yeah, it was blurry one and two like
Like outfit the matches the fucking thing around them. I look into shit that I could shoulder is there though
Good thing that's well done job every one cool. That's the easy one. They didn't look one for me
I'm trying to put, I think it's been right, I did a cancel, because I don't have the option
to ignore the additions.
Oh, it's off.
I'll have it tomorrow though.
You just got to let Vegas listen to my calls?
Some of you.
They didn't listen to my calls.
Me left.
I'm still getting invites.
How do you move that?
You're not blocking?
They're old.
Maybe reps?
Okay, I was going to get a world first five wins in a row.
World first?
I feel like every controller or pro player probably did a hundred in a row.
True.
Okay, a world first 15s in a row.
I- yeah and then what?
I mean then we- we're- we're first? Is that uh- uh we're working?
And then what?
Just talking to myself?
Do you know the monster now?
I
Get a wish that never recoil wasn't just like fucking bullshit like randomized
I'll go hit them by it
My bullet is not standard to screen center
No, it's not standard to do the screen center
It's not random
Let's go to W cashing. Yeah, that one for this
furnace
the roof are a lot of things gonna be like I don't mean to go on guys get it
where we have the middle zone while we all end of the same door a great job
everyone yeah now we have no loose
I
Had a sniper on the first
I
Am I am I like any one of these delayed shots? Hello
What what?
On the on the inside that you get some things
10 seconds.
You may second floor.
I'm ready to hear a fight.
Wait a minute.
You're above me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Main level.
No, like, level.
Yeah, that's it.
If you go roof and drop down on me over here,
that's it.
Oh, let's go.
Oh, my God.
Okay, I don't know what I did.
Okay, I don't know what I deserved it, but maybe it's something I said. Sorry Benji
Lucky
of all of the
when it says airstrike incoming you want to get indoors
okay which part of the you are not as the top right bottom right the bottom middle
the the the thing that's flashing saying armor the thing that's flashing say like
where
i think it's like some red arrows over the side of the screen
Oh, I needed that there's another thing. Oh, yeah, I hear some stuff. Yeah
What's that? Oh, or it could be a G. Oh
My god, I'm flash
I
Like like like the early acceleration I'll move into I mean he gets to have it for free
Like it's just annoying. It's not to correct it
You just go with the flow of whatever the game is going sniping
Shoot my body every time I respawn it is running at me to shoot my body
Can't see shit
I
Just fucking you up the double peaks I'm like it
All this 300 there's three on your roof guys, I know I'm not moving
We need the game we need to get everywhere man. I'm gonna go at wood
Roman I
Like we're at them. Can we never go there anymore? We're going to go there
Okay, yeah, my man is shotgun aim assist Vegas. What do you know? Are you watching that? Yeah, I watched that was horrible
I mean like it's just insane like
No
That's the worst one of the data I got my first yellow
What
I
Mean like when these other fucking me it's just so grippy like I
Like the aim assist
Okay, yeah, no, like, okay, it's gonna so horror. What is this?
Well, I'm
One-to-one against Joe from the south like it
And the place
Well done
It's like I'm shooting fucking nerf bullets, what is this fucking gun?
I mean I get hit markup on the door man why won't I shoot it?
Razor, wire, how do you play it?
I'm hunting the line of bats.
I get hit markup on the door, why won't I shoot the door again?
If the game has good penetration.
I had to, I had to try it at least.
Yeah I had to.
Where is that?
People in this roof watch out.
I'll see you guys.
Take care.
Inside of building
Yeah, I'm gonna go straight down
Careful. Oh my god. Hi
Here dude. He's gonna be here
He's gonna be here
Where the wolf?
The wolf
I'm the wolf. Yes I'm the wolf
I can go through
I can go both of them on the roof
He's the whole team in here so
That's one. Great job
Not one
I gotta get up. I see a wire. I'm good
What is going to rock once we get the fucking second from
Over across the map. I'm pretty much
Was that cast off
Because each and picture it nobody
Oh, he's never for now
Oh, I think.
Hit the boy.
He's down him.
Are you down them?
One more.
No, it's bad.
Yeah, I'm down.
I got a shot.
They're crossing.
I
Go on there's one in everything under the bridge
I'm okay looking looking got you got you
Who that's good, that's fine good traits
between networks was that over yet I think I think
there's a whole team behind it wasn't here
watch out the shot G
Cypher yeah I said it in a shaggy
oh my god I just didn't want to get slimed and 4k
what the fuck
Did he aim-bottled? Yeah.
Fuck off!
There's a whole team on this side of the building.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He can hold them from the zone here.
He's putting it up there.
I can't.
Hold on.
Any place you need?
I'm on the bridge.
I'm on the bridge.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
I can't.
I'm on the fucking-
I'm on the bridge.
I'm on the bridge.
I'm on the bridge.
You guys see where I am? I'm outside. Holding their push.
Got plates?
There, there.
I can't move on.
I don't know.
You got anything?
Not... cracked one?
Cracked another one.
You're showing me, I'm watching out.
I'm watching out.
Did you get any plates?
Um...
Cracked another one?
He's got plates about!
Dead end.
Uh... I have no plates.
Maybe we'll loot him.
You guys buddy back?
I
Was one
My god, you got shit on
Oh my god!
I have the money! I have the money for it!
I'm so sick!
Kill him!
Yes!
Buggy buggy buggy!
Drop money, drop money! Bye!
Money!
All the gun!
All the-
I'm gonna throw it around here!
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Yes, it's a struggle I've done skating for some reason.
They have plates, they don't have plates.
Oh wait, it's a ghost one, it's a ghost one.
I
I
Wish them
We're in the zone
People in the lower section of our building complex I
Tried I tried I had that swap sides in in I got quick biggest but but thank the take the zone quick
Yeah, yeah, you could
This guy's gonna swing his couch on his lazy boy some shit you guys buy
Wait, try to flow try to flow flow in the air cuz you guys can get zoned the zone's gonna go back in zone
Yeah
I
Wow
I'm going inside. I'm inside.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's take the drop downs.
We got this out, remember? Have you a V? Have you a V?
They're both on roof. They're both on roof.
They're gonna get them off
They're gonna get them off
They're on the left
I'm climbing up, I'm climbing up
They're south side
On the bridge
Cracked him
He's fall over, cross, cross, cross
There's one on the roof
Nice!
Nice!
I
Made that you even fucking clutch
Surely those are chopped up kappa when it's back back back to back
All I do is win win win no matter what we're not see this. I mean, I was going on. It's about why you're reloading slow
Oh, it's amazing. Okay, man. Okay to stop or farming grow
Like, if you're working new, what do you mean?
If you get a new, do you get to do new work?
Like, how would that even make sense?
How would that even work?
I don't think that's real.
It's on this map apparently.
You get a new contract for this on this map, right?
Level 30, I unlocked the beta forged weapon blueprint.
No way.
I'm just no freaking way you five audition right now available. So I don't seem it call the in one warfare
Don't miss the beta where access now is did someone say the vault?
Yeah, but I bought more dogs instead
Yep, I'm a ball for my face
All right, then doesn't this end at a tent in one hour now
Yeah
Um, no, people make a big deal out of it, and it'll be just 60 miles, no point making
it some permanent fucking change forever, that is.
The translate we need to understand, I hope you are saying, people are making a big deal
out of everything, and it's not going to be able to change anything, huh?
Yeah.
I'm not going to make a permanent change for a temporary problem, like what?
I think we have five but I'm not sure.
I
See good to be sitting in pumpkin
GD by this PPO man, I think I mean I think it's me red and
All me and cookie right no, I think we already have five
I what it's meant to for CS CS cool it cool it I wouldn't be
I'm enjoying it. CS on over a hundred ping, like they don't even play.
No, it's actually unplayable. It's literally not fun at all.
Why would you build to play it?
Are you shooting some guy?
It's just ping. CS is like the worst game in the world for ping.
Like, I think playing CS at 150 ping is actually really bad.
Like, it's just not fun.
I'm playing in the woods.
You ever tried it before?
I think it's so bad.
Actually tried it before?
No.
Oh, yeah, don't it if you think you're like bro, it's actually insane nothing works at all like it's like you're permanently
You can't hold any angle like we at all you literally just dying
It was right there
Crackball they're crackball
We need to go that way anyway for circle we can push that they're running
I'm pretty sure they're running. I'll call you a V. So come on. We call my friend Benji wait. That's not
a drone
I thought
What the fuck was that I'm on my bottom dead
Yes
Wow
Why am I leaving my child? I don't understand it
What's up with one
I don't want to go into one of them, one of them!
One of them is dead, one of them is dead!
Fight this, fight this!
I'm going up the staircase!
All the way up, all the way up!
He's on the go up, he's on the go up!
Cratch, crack, crack at it!
I don't want that one!
He's peeking, he's peeking!
Anybody, anybody, anybody!
I don't have it.
The rest of the roof, watch out.
Another one is on the roof!
I mean I don't know sit down it's a minus
What a fuck what loser
guys behind you guys over here
oh
oh
okay i know that song hi people
or night uh on blue paint there's a team there they should be from right
right here I saw the roof over there or not or not
what the fuck are there maybe in the zone yeah
not one
there should be all of them
How many UAVs are over there man, that's four right there
That movie's a circle
Okay, I'm pushing
They're running or no?
Hey, left side, left side, left side!
Flash front, flash front!
Inside, inside!
Knocked one, knocked one!
Both dead, both dead!
Wow, this gun is phenomenal!
Where?
To the BPH, it's actually over the counter.
It is so busted!
There's a Han on the ground.
Why don't you pick your loadout? Me, no understanding.
You click on the...
Pressing space!
Left side, left side!
The left side menu, not the right side!
Left the menu!
over it oh yeah
I'm gonna go on top of my roof hold on
behind me
I want to get a parachuter
I'm here
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, am I crazy?
I don't see him man
Buy me buy me buy me buy me buy me buy me buy me no don't shoot
Go pro as soon as you're going
Sit down oh my god boy red yes
Boy
Hey
I got a red, thank you so much
Let's go have them
Okay
Hang on, I'm gonna please
Oh yeah, here take
I'm gonna be back
Oh
Go, go be here
Go be here
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go be be
Give me that
Come
I
Know me
I'm on the right building
I just got fucking controller. It is what it is
Together's corrections that he can't see yet the guy's doing things that he cannot see yet. Oh
The inside of our building that are under.
Oh, they're running, yeah.
They're in the air as well.
They got your jet going across the roof?
I see what you're doing.
Yeah, they will curve up on us 100%.
Santa
Right under us. Yep
We went inside tunnel
We say we say that shit's okay
We have a shop too
Where?
Who's gliding there if you want to go there for us to our old two teams very drop drop and buy
Self-revive it's free. I'm pink you guys want to go do that. Yeah, going
Your self-rights yourself
I need a rest I don't have self-rest
Really? Yeah, I didn't buy yet. I'm coming. I'm coming. Don't worry. You got it on the roof
I'll throw a smoke grenade
That was the way it was done.
I'm gonna hit somebody back the way.
Oh yeah, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Cracked him?
I'm gonna go up a little.
You gotta get inside.
Try to get inside.
Any time.
Any time, any time.
I have to go up and bring.
Keep going.
No one is outside the site.
It's on.
I'm getting 40 seconds from now.
I can see it.
Enemy's blocking.
There's a truck outside it.
I don't see where it's at.
I see him now.
I see him now.
And I think he's right there.
I see him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm no place man. I'm poor on plates
He's one he's one. I'm from the fall back. Oh what is one of my buddies another guy different team inside? I
See every sponsor job every fire. I'm still either
Hey, is that place
I can't play there, I'm just done.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Dead?
I'm here, I'm here.
Wait!
Oh my god, like, thank you guys.
Crack them, crack them, crack them.
Guys, I didn't say anything.
Just play life, life, life, life!
That's true.
I'm dead here.
Oh, it's alright.
Jaddy, stay alive.
Jaddy, stay alive.
Stop shooting and shit.
Stand still.
Yeah, guys, please man.
Stand by for redeployment.
I guess I'm against a bit of fun, okay. I'm gonna go look around like it was I could play it on the first game
Where JD is that is good?
I'll go respawn worries
My spice that's what it
Wait, oh, I'm gonna go to X. I trust them finish them. They're a loot though. There's a better. We get a little enough
That's good, I can I didn't survive it's really nice
Nice
I wanna group them in a sniper rifle or something
They're down, they're down now
They're down one
Down two?
We have circle, we have circle
There's one more, there's one behind there
I'm on the other side of the guy, there's a tree over here
See that?
I'm behind circle, I'm behind circle
Yeah, I'm in zone
He's coming down
Put him in my- Put him in my- Put him in my- Put him in my-
On me, on me, on me!
One is here with me!
Down him, down him!
On the roof, nice!
I don't know.
He's still one in Zellan, by the way, behind us.
On the right, on the right, on the right!
Right, landed on you, landed on you!
On us?
Landed on by, landed on by!
Oh, we have to kill this guy, we have to kill this guy.
All the other team.
He's gonna come here. I'm holding that team.
Coming to you guys, I'm coming to you.
They landed, both landed on me.
One dead.
One cracked.
All dead.
Good job.
Last team, last team.
They went to far, right side of Blue, of White building.
I got one on me.
I'm looking.
I got one.
On me?
I
Mean out done nice
That was almost fantastic
Okay, this game's actually kind of fun though
look at that red of five that was him about that man I thought it is I thought it was
again
yep
how are you doing x
hello chat
I am 22 years old
He has a K-dustry of that, but at the end, I could have believed not, not when down to the top that I went to,
an organization, a push, I could have not droned, I could have went for an extra two kills and we lost the game.
Cool, man. Now what? Now what?
Okay, it's a completely team game, like completely team game.
Especially with PC, you have to stay alive for people to spawn, yeah.
Okay, but if you could buy a version of the game that was PC-only with no controllers allowed at all,
I would pay a lot of money for that. It'd be actually good.
Oh god.
Where'd you get the Duke?
Yeah, this is just tough.
Oh, I can't.
Like if you start shooting at somebody...
Crossplay off doesn't do anything.
And also, you can't do that on PC for the first...
Also, you can just plug in a controller on PC.
And that's not crossplay, and it's still aim assist.
It's not like you don't control on your PC, man.
Cross-Lamp is these two things. It's either you play with friends, ping, or controller. That's it.
That's all it really means. You have people that have a bunch of ping issues, or controllers.
I'm not even inviting my controller. All I said was give me an option to play without it.
And you guys are like, oh baby Rage, why do I have to play the game, how you play the game?
game like I'm not like he's just being weird
all right
what was that about
man this is gonna bounce you
that's like everything in this game
I ain't complaining, he complainin
I'm not having a good time
I love controllers
I'm not having a phenomenal time
I know why Vegas is having such a hard time
I'm not having a really good time
good hold on, good hold on
I'm a little bit more fun than anyone okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm living a lot of fortune as well
Thank you so much
Love it game of the hour
I think something's on extra and there should be it's there on each other
way to be
because it's
young stuff
Oh, no.
Warframe better.
The horseman's inbound.
If you don't like the game exactly how it is
and you give a single suggestion in a beta,
you're annoying.
Ah!
Somebody shut up.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Two loaded targets down.
Marking the rest of them.
I'm on the building, I'm on the building, I'm on the building.
It might really do, man.
I can't see anything I can't see anything I can't see shit
I can't see anything I can't see shit man
I'm gonna give everything
What?
What?
What?
Where the fuck is it?
Hit, bro, man!
Look! Look!
He's jumping!
Look!
Where?
Yeah.
Holy fucking shit!
That's insane!
What the fuck is this?
I don't know.
I
Am there still yeah, yeah, yeah, still there I can't get right over there
That life
Whoa, you've got a fuck out of me
life life that's insane that was fun
yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
flung it and then it goes on us at this table I'm hating the spot I'm
gonna go low ground lucky I mean that shotgun just over bar you just to
I'm coming to head.
Play it, play it.
I have a good spot, everyone. I'll start with me.
I'm building up and slowly.
I don't know where you are, I see.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
I'm saying if you're spawning and you want to drop, you're good.
Like, fuck this, deadass, like, escaping.
Loud, how the roof knocked?
That's right, three on the roof.
One more.
One up on the roof, one up.
Thank you, they might get us.
One line in the ear.
Another guy laying on the roof.
There's four people on the roof.
Yeah, we should have done this.
Maybe go around.
but yeah it's quacky to watch out I guess cracked yeah it's cracked yep
there's a clanker
yeah it's funny we're good
somebody has something in my building I think
I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna ask you to play the ice
yeah we'll get you to go to the low ground that we use on the on the
live-play games I managed to it
not to do it's kind of early call that
Are there guns in this game?
There's nothing here, there's noice.
They're kinda like chasing us.
Yeah, they are.
Where?
Yeah.
They came from the railroad.
Railroad?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it was, like, one SP.
Back them.
I mean, now he runs away.
Knocked them.
Yeah, I should get out of here, come on here.
It's so invulnerable.
Other over here.
I'm out of here.
Cracked them. Oh, that's our from the side. There's like two teams where I am
Yeah, I see him. He's on me as well. Yeah, there he is. I blinded him. I mean, am I stupid?
I got him
Nice fake, dead
I'm behind, I'll see him
There's somebody there
One on me
Where?
Inside there, I'll let you problem it
There's two, there's two
They're both cracked
I think there might be a re-aven
Where's the bayot?
One of them
What the heck
What, not one of them?
Under you, I'll see
I'm gonna lock it, I'm in the air
One second, I'm in the air
I want a T, not one, I'll push
Lapping, lepping, lepping
Bro, it's not letting me out
Cracked, cracked
on the roof now people that are everyone on our level so they should be like
right in front of us you should be like over here what no
my buggy on end of the way
up okay right on the roof yeah I see one oh yeah I don't know I don't really
get it all he's one HP man this guy
Yeah, I'm gonna
We have rebirth stove you guys must stay alive
20 seconds
Five seconds five seconds
Back is all you
Yeah, don't die on your bio though. I'm gonna flow near until you guys are spawn. I could buy back JD don't worry
Okay
He's always on top of the mountain
We just get money
Thanks, what the credit card you listen give me some money in game already
Even closer than that I was a folk. Oh, that's a full kill. Oh, that was the guy. He's okay. He might have money on him
Oh for real
maybe
Yeah, I can have money to resurrect me, but I don't care if he resurrects me.
Oh my god, I have a whole fucking millation.
You're gonna blow up my dreams!
Everyone low ground the whole game?
I don't know, just go. No way.
Low ground, then leave from the side of the finish.
Man, I feel sad that we lost our streak because of that.
I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't.
I don't think that's what I do.
we roll the tapes one last time I enjoy the snipers I'm just actually fun to play
with it but I suck at it sometimes we're lucky that guy what happened that guy
what's that guy anymore why John Kenyonis what would you do oh shit I
didn't know I left me we're going hi I'm John Kenyonis and what would you
What you would you do? What would you do? What would you do? What happened to that guy? You don't want me anymore?
No, they the episodes are very
How do I wear this?
Basically the back in the days they should bait so hard that their anti-racism skits were literally racist, right?
so
Nowadays with the Volcandes they look can't do it because it'd be so on the nose that people would
They would target them based on how racist their shit is. So now they have like some some woke skits that are so bad
They didn't hit at all. They're so boring their sits are shit
When I thought at all if you put their old scripts in the current day and age it would never fly they would get canceled the next day
well, their skits will like it on
You walk into a store and a black man is shopping and he gets berated it by
by the body by an employee
What would you do? It's oh by the way, um, you are my story in black or are you stealing like what the fuck?
Like in these days that would fly these hips are too far maybe too far
So yeah, I'm not gonna comment on that
I'm just saying in today's they need you right there skits kind of did go walking that way and that's fine
I'm not saying it's bad
Cookie wants to join the phone give his take
All right, okay, I'm gonna mute
like so this is we're crazy like it's this is let's say the ones with like I
can't say I guess it's just far
we went outside an ice facility with fireworks and that should be a good one
That's a really good one.
Haha, no.
You botch.
Come on, line here.
I'm messing with your castle because it's shit's not on the nose.
Like, I only understand how on the nose the shit is.
Like, I only understand it.
What do you know about noses?
I got a big one.
So I give you authority over all the noses, um, topics.
The nose general.
The nose general.
More like gluten-endably, yeah.
General
Actually got upgraded. Oh
Here's our dinner. I'll have three months
A general ruckus
Oh a lot of good greats here. Oh, oh, yeah, thank you
nah
No, I'm a show on this guy
you're gonna aim but it red yeah unlucky the classic I get turned on in this
game I literally get turned on in this game like it was so often wait what what
do you mean by that yeah like like I've chased it high and he's like one HP and
I round the corner and he just fucking hits 15 shots in a row while jumping
like
That's some jazz on somebody here. I'm paying I don't think it's in the belly
I
Know they're out there. Did you could get some more money tell you why does it tell you enemy nearby in this game mind?
To be unfair to them
It's just under Woken on sense true
What did I tell you they wouldn't know like that?
Wow, wow, you're better the game just getting your dog to clicker fuck clicker
Really did
Good thing was there and see
I'm actually beaten there, I should have won that but I was there I was a low tree or lower lower plates
Sorry guys my HP bar is low
Sorry.
You're an idiot.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Sometimes I just make bad decisions.
You can get me if you jump down to my serve.
I don't know what to fucking do though.
Fire!
Oh!
I don't know about it.
he's gonna stop us isn't he
there's a shameless man
shameless
sorry buddy, be a girl
yeah, i see one more
go, go
jump down to you
fuck that guy
I love loot about us
What was that
I called my friend Benji for help, but you can't oh
Well now job for your family is good for it
We're over there across
more above I think I hear some footsteps you should have a lot of money guys
I need the blood and shit
I'm being
I need my little bringer to push out
I'm dead here, I'm down, I'm just dead
I got him, I got him, don't worry, I got him
Dead, dead, dead
You're good, I'm holding
I can get to the bottom
I can get to the bottom, I can get to the bottom
Dead, one more
I'm the helicopter
They're dropping on the helicopter
They're nearby, he's up in it, he's up in it
Shoot it, shoot it
You're inside.
Yep.
Cracked him.
I can't see.
I think he's gonna...
Oh, you...
Amy, Amy.
You went inside and said...
I'm not pushing that.
Where is that?
What the hell?
What?
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean...
Coming out, coming out!
I
Don't even understand
Oh my god, that was bad like that guy
15 15 JD life
I know I'm reconnecting. Oh, I'm back. Where the fuck am I reconnecting?
I can't you play pro?
What's the inspite brother?
Start logon, start logon by level
Chee
That's group right there, go go go
I'm by the left side there
There's a lot of goopies
Goop go go
Okay, I go cool. Oh, guys. Oh, where can I go cool? Oh my God. I guess I'm fucking stupid
What the fuck
I don't even know what's it happened
You really really good
Yeah, we need to really take the roof on night. That's nobody money. We should buy at the bottom. Yeah, I should buy something at the bottom
Yeah, it's not here. Let's go
I'm a biotillery fuck it
Wow we're actually alone here this game insane I mean time out the corners of deserts
yeah she was Rhonda's really quick
I thought that was the other drunken people used to live here
now it's a gays town classic
I used to love that map
yeah that map was good
well I'm for her
and there's no one around that's not here
I'm fucking weird
stupid conveyor belt man
They coming miss so what?
Who was that I go down for yeah, go down for looking great. What's that? What is that with that?
I see it. I see it. Oh, yeah, I'm paying at the door
Okay, I can go behind the drawing. I'll show you one sec. Yeah, they're on top of the roof right here
Yeah, I think you ping him so they stay gone
This is a packet punch inside the furnace. Are you trolling?
I
Really not much about blown up
Where is this goofball I died
This is a bull drop I asked both this bull speed it so
Actually you can come by so for reference one real quick. What the fuck?
Dude is no I didn't I'm gonna start at the end of that one. Yeah, come on. Is it free?
Yeah
40 seconds
I'm going back I'm going back a minute ago
I should have had to sneak this
I
Think I snipe from there
Very nice of that guy. I can't see
There's two players
I'm in DP, he's in DP
Cracked him?
He was laying on his roof
He's laying on his roof again, I cracked him twice
I cracked the other guy
That roof again?
I'm in
Where?
I went a bit
I'm in
Bridge, bridge, bridge
Watching
Yeah
Holy fuck
Maybe we can take the helicopter and leave you I want
Too late too late
We're actually fighting now now
Under the bridge, we have to get actually
Let's make the plates instead of knowing
I
Don't be don't be there don't be there
I'm gonna shop from the back
Second inside
What the fuck
I miss all right, I miss all right
Oh inside this room inside the room on me on me
Well
I'm gonna push that
Don't push that
One more is it one more?
Where?
Come to Rufx
You might have to take some damage
No, no, no, no.
Ah, yeah, I'm fine.
The other teams are fighting, I think.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Yeah, watch out.
There's someone.
Let me join.
I don't know.
I'm running.
I'm running.
Give me that cut-thisk.
Oh, fuck.
Here.
Here.
Hey, here.
Blow me.
Blow him in.
Blow me.
It kills guys easy, I think.
Don't get slapped on the right.
There's still hard scoping.
I'm going to kill it.
One more person should come to me.
It's a good spot.
It's a good spot.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Let's watch out
I
times. Actually good. There's low key video. What if we, well, this 23 minutes remaining,
what if we got a one squeeze in the last one? I mean, think about it, five wins and
a six, okay. I mean, we, okay, we rolled the cameras one last time. Now where is our
guy he chills
she possibly oh yeah it's not be the cost go we should go from there
why are you questioning me i don't know let's get back i don't know about this jd brother man
i am a pc yeah jd why why are you trying jd
and then do you have a do you have a Chinese passport no sir I'm Singaporean
you know I'm not that sorry
best airport in the world no Singapore yeah it actually is all right I thought my friend
said I'm gonna see a port in it
because we have just enough time that we have a few more sayings
Oh, I saw my request, I saw I can join of you
Ow, ow, just join whatever you joined earlier
Keep the bow, keep the bow, keep the bow
I think you're the fucking bell bitch, asshole
What are you guys talking about?
I can join it
Guys, you invited me, I don't know
Uh, Vegas?
Let me see my recent players, maybe?
No, I'll check my recent players as well
Oh yeah yeah.
Alright go go go, ki ki ki.
Yeah click the bell and subscribe and remember to comment and like and tell your friends
about it.
Yeah yeah.
Yopashengong.
Ding ding.
Okay.
Uh we got hit with a message with a cricket.
But what happened with that was that I mean, credits.
Any way.
Now, why don't bad games that aren't making a lot of money off the game, it's like a lost one,
do you come together and make a big film, Glamrs?
Like they fuse their games together.
In jet
Think about, think about, think about, uh, let's say, um
Uh, uh
Sands of Sophie or whatever
It might be some crossover
With like arc raiders
Jet, that'd be next win
That'd be next jet
Then you could drive the Clankers and fight PvP and shit like that, like
At
It, what, it'd be insane
I mean, it would be like big ass fucking walking with the fuckers and shit.
I mean, I get what you're saying, but what about instead of crossover?
Like if games are competing in the same genre, you just buy out the best developers from
all those smaller games and then just shut the games down and then just make the game
better.
Like, so like non-competement uplifts?
Well, that's what Valve does to be honest with you.
They buy the best devs from all these indie companies.
I don't think they buy and shut their shit down though. I thought they buy them to help them.
They know, they know.
They thought they were risk of rain? No.
Risk of rain was great. And then they had some really bad releases. So they really just shit updates.
I don't know what's wrong with you.
No, the people who found a risk of rain were working on deadlock and they sold it to Gearbox,
and Gearbox did those DLCs.
Wait, really?
Really?
Oh, shit.
Oh, I didn't know that.
That's too cool to go through, that's the one.
I've only told you, I've only told you that.
What?
Someone under us.
Hey, Axe, there's someone in your building.
Yeah, I know.
I'm with you.
What was that fucking noise?
What was that noise?
I'm with you
What was that fucking noise?
The founders of the founders of risk of rain watch us play deadlock every time
Interesting
I love us over here
Nice to go more
Oh my god, you can go there
I can't oh yeah, he's there
The whole team on the roof Wow, I'm not on
Whoa, September
I
Won't tell you know if it's a compressible this over there what?
If you're what what what what makes the peaks happen it like what what audio wise then?
We are just looking at your game. I'm actually not sure
Volcanoes underwater like they erupt and then they make islands
Damn airbursts
The shoulder is so sad it's it's awesome. They're not getting up the doors
I'm gonna go to the one house and see if I can establish a resident seat.
Correct. Yeah, I thought we'd go over our house again, man. I miss woodhouse
Yeah, we're all dying over there. I'm gonna go to the one house and see if I can establish a resident seat
That's a better thing to throw
And established residency at the woodhouse
Okay, like yes server wide announcement everyone fucked me I guess
Yeah, this is the best of me in. I love this spot. Literally the best spot by a long shot.
You've got a loadout drop in there.
Yeah, Deadlock's still gonna get a risk of raid mode.
Deadlock's gonna get a risk of raid mode.
Deadlock's gonna get a risk of raid mode.
Really? Is that what he thought it was?
I'm dead, brother.
I'm being chased.
right into a trap. I'm being super close. Down him down there. There's one more, there's
two of them. This one. I don't know where. That's the way there. Oh they're dropping
back on the back in what's up how do you get here
I mean I don't know they got like motion blur on there's something this game
it looks like bug added bugged yet like my graphics are like bugged this
game or something okay I'm trying not to fucking panic and punch the monitor
what the fuck in my life I'm going to break my mother I swear yeah
what you don't understand it last mommy yeah yeah I don't know everything
do you know dude you are so bad about Janet Canadian fuck you bitch wait
You nice man. He was being nice to you. Why are you being so rude? Yeah, I mean it could be first aid fuck bitch
Literally let he let the joystick fucking do the work that
You got time for one more?
One more, one more.
It's a Q.
No, I don't think we have time.
We'll kick this out, no?
You said I was playing a lot better.
I know it's not him today.
It's okay.
Was that Badgen? Canadian?
Is that where it was?
I
Was at the bill what?
The mic wrap number seven. I was number seven. What do you mean number seven? It was Bob John Canadian seven
The Bayton Canadian six one
Is they got a cool guy
You didn't use to play like Minecraft on big games or something on YouTube?
Yeah, but like, you know, like, just because he's an OG Minecraft YouTuber, there's like
a 50% chance he's not a good guy.
Holy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Well, that little up bomb makes him with the bad apples.
Come on, bro.
Well, I don't know.
I'm just saying, like, I don't know.
I'm not going to glaze him until I know.
Like, Brock, is this true?
That's your AI go-friend.
I was one of the first people to play the other server in 2.
You know that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Still the boy.
True.
True.
He's right.
I saw the ad on the game show and I got it off the rip and I logged in and played
it.
But what about everybody else?
Fuckin' talk about it.
I was like, they want it?
I was right there.
He's right and the people who don't know it's sad. He has a losing history.
I'm the first rapper to play Risk of Rain 2. And that's me. That's also me.
Stacked on deck, money gang!
Also we...
I remember the soldier boy war zone clip.
Yeah gang, all gang, all gang, all gang!
That's classic.
I
Remember like back in the day at the old Twitter verified like like
2018 or whatever before I remember like the old Twitter verified like nobody was verified it you remember that yeah
Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah
I followed so much way back then and
He followed me back and then went to my twitch stream that I tweeted or something like like eight years ago
And saw me playing talk off and he was like yo, what up, brother and teach me this talk
I'm getting gang and like some to me on Twitter some shit. It's funny shit. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I know you're pretty chill.
Knocked, thrift's up.
Downstairs.
I've gone for all of them at high.
Oh, yeah, here's mine then.
XQCP.
Where's the zombie?
I'm putting him.
I got a round right there.
Across, across, across!
He can't knock, I don't know.
I got one.
Yep.
Don't do it, don't do it.
There's one more up there.
Yeah, he's in the thicket.
I think we could push that, fuck it.
I
Go go go the sterile top sterile
You're shooting me
Why are you coming fast? Why are you coming fast?
Why this right? It's bus where we came from
Yeah, it's gonna be good. Yeah, pick it up. Pick it up.
I cracked the one. There's another one.
I feel like I hit on the ground nearby.
Nearby, nearby, nearby.
There he goes.
Uh, northeast.
Yeah, I saw him. I hit him once.
There's one on our roof. One on our roof.
I'm gonna move. I'm gonna move.
I'll be on me. Let's make it here.
Over here. Cracks?
Right over here. Let's just go somewhere.
Great job, dude. We just shit on those guys.
guys on game you come to me what buddy what did you tell me JD is this there
oh whoa whoa what do you think I said it did he did he oh no yeah like you've
never said something like that wrong too fast well so I'm doing events and
Did he not?
What's an outfit date?
That's too far.
Uh, is that about us?
Where are you shooting?
Uh, here.
Alright, let's slow the clip down in point 2-5.
Oh, no!
Press, press, press, go debunker.
Do not slow down.
Be close, close.
Bombs! Bombs!
I don't know, I don't know if he's there yet.
nice I'm going inside please
I'm here man, one dead?
where are you?
where are you?
got you got you got you
are you at me?
I'm here I'm here I'm here
one more one more one more
hold that door
I'm still here
I'm here
I'm here
what?
It's the third party, it's the third party.
Oh!
Yeah, he's got a collect-
He's really mounted onto the fucking cement block.
He's fucking mounted?
Yes, he's mounted.
That's one.
Don't get off, dude.
nice good trade good trade where's the bridge guy the bridge guy the other
bridge guy okay okay I'm paying looping
Did you get loadouts?
Nice
I was you know that whole shit I hit him so many times
Yeah, same guy so fucking annoying yo
juicer jay much I think that's when you sell that
yo can I get a revive anyone got band-aids you do
I'm gonna go for it yo band-aid me I'm safe go do-do I'm hanging
No, I think it was Redify landing
Yeah, maybe
I want to push that bridge guy, he's so annoying
Oh, he's low here, I forgot
My PPSH is gone, fuck
Yeah, I already have a green one now
Oh
Cross cross the bridge
I've seen that amounts every
Game is you say it's just barred I can't go the pipe it doesn't allow me I can't
Able in the gel to buy that!
Get the shit out of here!
Get the shit out of here!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's a BL-22!
Let's get that horn!
56!
Is that a horn?
What is that?
Alright, she's a good one.
Where?
Across the line.
Yeah, across the line.
It's a whole team, a whole team, a whole team.
Oh
There's a people
You just gonna grease the heart
You have reinforced the simp out.
Uh, you can come up here and play.
Come towards us.
We actually made it a nice spot wait
What's your buddy?
What I'm for over there what I'm for left side of the country
I'm dropping out of the box here.
We should run here and get inside that building.
I'm up there.
Inside the building 1.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Yeah, but you know
Any place in the area is possible
What the fuck?
Right, right
One up, one up, one up
Across, across
I got Hex, I got Hex, hold me, hold me
There's a guy right there, I'm gonna get him
I'm ready to stand up
I got any place as well, this is Kurt
I have four plates
Got him, I got him
I
Ammo box fuck off
She got a roof as soon as we can though. Yeah, go now wait wait
I'll pick up on the ground, please.
Thank you.
Should we take roof? I'm gonna take roof.
We gotta be on the floor above us.
I'm taking roof.
We can get roof from outside right here.
There's another roof! He's not camping, no!
Fuck.
Just fuck that guy, can we just leave?
On game?
There's one, there's one, there's one.
What the fuck?
Where is this fucking bitch ass?
Why me again?
There's a bar in the zone.
I'm gonna go for a buy outside zone. Fuck it. I'm going. I'm going.
I got both of you.
I can't get the place. I'm so mad right now.
Please don't die.
I'm meeting him. We're going.
on the bridge, on the bridge, there's a me!
he's getting a gunplay
we can play under the bridge, might be easy bridge
I'm in under, oh my god, above me, above me, above me
should get there as soon as we can, we need to move fast
above me, above me
this guy right next to me man
I want to go up
oh, I want to go up
fuck, I'm far away
maybe I'll go up
I'm not trying to get down, we didn't really get down, we broke in.
Wow, 15 kills, that was fun. What a great last game. I mean, honestly, what a great session.
One of the best sessions of all time.
Explode in a room by, I barely did, I was in a room by, on my armor.
I'd rather stick to throwing God seeds. This isn't for you.
That'd be funny, but it's just not. I mean, it's just controlled by this.
Why is the server not dead? We're on time.
You're going again?
But it's not dead? You're still here?
My baby is not in here.
I close my game.
Yeah, I close my game as well.
Okay.
I think we have four wins.
Five I think, no?
Three in a row, yeah, I think it was five.
No, we won our first game or second, and then we lost for a while, and then we won four.
Five-shot of established here in Florida.
Thanks for the luck.
Ex-QCL from Shabby.
I'm going to pre-buy this real quick, so I don't forget to unbind the deluxe.
Happy 65 months.
you plan to play the no pixel five yeah but it was all right buy it for me too
thanks bum um what did you guys want to do I didn't get the gift yet what's
fucking guess mom
that was yes i thought you're by me god
and now
uh...
but couldn't use
all my goodness gracious
she had a lot of
i don't know what we have a lot of work
but i don't know
because yes i can only almost as it was down
I'm a piece of
I think I'm at
I think you're playing
We finish that efficient, why don't we finish the game?
Yo, what up?
We really saw the fucking credits man
What are you talking to?
It's not a chat
Okay, listen to me, I have a philosophical question
Would you rather play Call of Duty
Call of Duty game right, but made by Bethesda or a Bethesda game made by the Call of Duty devs
Bethesda game
But you know, that's an easy question there, but this sucks at doing the actual
specifics
And the actual mechanics of the game that function properly like they make great stories great whatever but the actual hands are shit
So why the fuck would you want to play a chank fist?
Wait but then but the story would be of no substance. It'd be Call of Duty doing some
stupid ass story.
Yeah, it doesn't matter. If the beginnings are made by Call of Duty, it's a story. I mean,
that's the desert.
No, I'm saying like, would you rather play like a story game like a Bethesda game but
made by the Cod Devs or a Call of Duty like a game made by Bethesda Devs? You know what
I'm saying?
I think that's just gonna how you feel about the actual just the devs itself right? I think it doesn't change anything
Does it change anything?
Was it? Wait, I don't know
Wait, does it change anything?
They both do- they both do something, it's like it's like it's like add something else, no?
Yeah, I'm just curious like, I don't know, I'm just trying to fill a softball question.
Okay, okay, okay, would you rat, okay.
Oh, I get it.
It's like, it's like a gay son top daughter situation.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
What's up, y'all?
Yeah, what up?
So quicky.
Wait, you guys don't know what I mean by that?
Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with being here, it's like a dumbass discussion, fake
philosophical question that people have been meaning about for like years.
students.
What up?
Red, leak your phone number on stream.
Hell, heard about that.
If I did that he would have bricked me.
Red, I'm taking front you now that everyone's here.
We all saw you meowing last night on DRChat.
Look, man, who's we?
Yeah, I didn't see that.
Yeah, I wasn't there.
Guys, I was just trying to make him feel like really pressured.
Like, why do you just spoil that?
Oh, oh.
We could see it now.
Now I'll lick you the clip.
I'm so hot.
Vegas is the friend you can't tell nothing to man.
God damn it.
He's like a telephone.
That's not true though.
It's just only if, oh, it's only you, I think.
Oh my god, the damage on that is insane.
I'm playing quick flash reset.
Damn.
So, oh if I see the light, I'm logging in.
Yeah, we're all on.
Two, three of us.
on the way
Opening arcs that law this is all bad
Yo, we gotta play party animals
It's no point. Yeah, I'd be five a squad dingy
What what was that was that like that like we play every game like a squad versus squad gang versus gang
Oh, I love finals. I usually play that for sure.
Yeah.
Wait, is that good?
Check it out, you good?
You want to hang with an indian you want to hang with an indian
Yeah.
Hey.
What the fuck?
Another channel.
It's fucking busted!
Uh...
Ten hours of ex-QC random schizo quotes to false loop too.
Jack what if as they spin then it'll bang
Oh, no, but it won't affect the big one there chair it anything like this. No
Wait, I think I made a demon build up.
That's a demon build up.
Wait, are you going to win?
No shot.
I'm eating bro, you take your time bro.
I have a lot of them though, I don't know if I saw them.
Oh, okay, I'll hurry the fuck up then.
What are you eating?
Chicken and carrots and celery bro, I mean like a fucking dumbass rabbit.
Yes.
Chicken masala.
I've never seen any of these broken in my entire life.
Well...
I just have to eat very clean- Oh my god guys, I don't really have to gain install the-
Installing.
Yeah, we'll be good here for the DeGala and the Recruiter running it.
If I do something circular now, so that- more- I said I like it, I do, I wanna be one of-
I think three probably, that's for sure and I quit caffeine, who's proud of me type one
in the chat.
You quit caffeine?
Yeah.
How do you do that?
I'm selling like 500 milligrams a day for like 10 years.
I do that.
Oh, I just stopped bro.
I get a headache every day but it's all good.
It's loud.
Hello.
Am I bugging?
Or do they get loud all of a sudden?
that's pretty hard. Thank you, bro.
You know what? It's only been like 10 days, though, so it's not much.
Oh my god. That's a lot, though.
Bro, the first, like, bro, like, trying to play, like, I don't know, if you like stream
or like play esports and you have to like try and do that while you're withdrawing from that shit, it's impossible.
I should have really the other thing to rule a stamina loss.
Like I genuinely feel like my brain is goo when I play video games,
if like you don't take any camping in cold turkey, you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's how it was but it's kind of chilled out now, like I feel kind of normal.
Yeah, you know, it just takes a couple days like the first two days, but so hard yeah
Is it over charging X QC L you're a great streamer Q less than through how though
Oh my goodness, whichever you wake up to this I got on my
Different
I think this is the most bussability I've ever played on this game.
It's so busted.
After each kill overcharged, whoa, it is all good.
After taking a pick up, it overcharges again, it's eternal.
I
Just got all my fucking shit on the floor. No, I'm serious
Be careful don't roll over them and they'll be all over the yeah carpet or what?
He's got a back you
Kips it felt almost all my keyboard. Oh, I love the
Let me up you guys disagree. I'm gonna spit a couple facts
Yeah
Fuck the fourth of fucking July this damn call
I didn't consent to that shit
Okay, the best potato chip is
Ruffles original or misfit these the best Doritos is spiky nacho purple
I
almost almost
I need better
Yeah, I wanted to chat if he's a good guy one
Which is it's like a straight button. It's like it almost as a golden so good
Which we eat. Yeah over here. We have the black bag for such a it's way better
Canada has been a great. Yes. Yeah, really? Yeah, dude the purple Doritos. Oh, that's my scene
Like the spicy sweet chili I didn't call right? Yeah. Yeah, it's what you're gonna find
What is that? It's what you need
Spicy sweet chili. No, they're so good. Wait, it's what you eat. No
In the US, it's spicy sweet chili. I see sweet chili. I swear. I swear
Is my crunching too loud guys? No
all right
It's celery like I don't know what you're gonna do, you know, I
Pick up somehow Wow 59 months. Thanks for the good times
No, hey, I'm really no more reason if I get
Yeah, I don't know why people like talkies back
But they weren't really that good. I
Feel like people like them because it was like a lot of people like them because they were like in my school
at least. It was like cool to be able to eat him and act nonchalant like they weren't spicy for you.
Damage. And they'd be like, oh, you want to try one and then you have one and they'd be spicy
and they'd be like, huh, they're not spicy for me. Like, it was like a whole thing all the girls did.
Yeah, at least in the Mexican girls in this. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Yes.
are you give me some hot eyes i think until the next thing goes so fast
oh my god
is it the gg clip clock it
no man man
i like hot cheetos i don't like hot cheetos
I
Don't like that much the texture is just bad like I like the crunchier ones. Yeah, it doesn't work doesn't work
I suck on the cheeto puff like I suck it until like it kind of
When I got it for the first time I was like, yeah, this isn't a good biter
I just started sucking all of them yeah, I suck it. That's actually trying to melt some to my mouth
What's your favorite bagel any bagel would you get?
I'm a simple team bro. I was a jalapeno cheddar. I get jalapeno cheddar always. What is that? I
Don't like cream cheese though. I'm either I have no cream cheese on bagels any bagel
I get no spread. Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, what do you put on bagel then?
That's how you did dry. Yeah
Like butter maybe only and butter only but I don't I'm too lazy to go do butter every time on my own
But like if I'm going to a store, I would say butter, but like I'm not gonna like
You know, I'm not gonna do butter on my own
Right I just strict with bread to be honest with you like I would just eat sourdough bread like just nothing on
I don't give up. I just like the breath like
I don't eat anything on it. Yo, right?
I'm gonna fly to the fucking bomb fucking bitches you live at and fucking pleasure cheeks raw
He left five minutes ago
You want to hang with it in here?
Wait.
Is this a bug build?
It's a bug build.
What is this?
The build is bugged.
What even is this shit?
It's actually bugged.
I'm done eating Kevin.
You fucking asshole.
I'm waiting for this guy.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
He's here.
Yeah, I guess I just made a world first bail, but nobody's ever seen before. It's to be market
What's your guys favorite like if you like my junk food like cookie like you know, or
You guys like
Okay, how about
Like the junk food cookies like you like you don't think you like meta butters or chips ahoy or like Oreos like
What are you guys like? Oh, I love Oreo
sleeper you know wafers yeah that's a good
chase a weapon that's not doing anything good for me you know
the spinner right this amus
famous amus that's a good shout the fuck is that
I don't need any of this food anymore I've had any of this in years like I'd
my childhood before I look when I was younger before I knew what nutrition
facts were
I need all the shit and then like I'll leave it to me 25. Oh
You pay attention to your health. That's yeah, young age of 25 and just you
Yeah, I learned like
No, I'm just saying like I used to be whatever I want until I turned like 16
And then I was like wait a minute like that when I stopped playing sports like every day
I'm saying and I was like, wait, I'm actually waiting
What sports baseball soccer basketball OMG
Are you any good?
No, not that much of a try hard to get out of it.
In which way?
What type of try hard?
So you play the competitive sport in real life and you said, I'm not a try hard.
You do twice, right?
No, I just don't like I don't know.
She do have just stayed home, maybe?
What? What are you?
What are you talking about?
I was like, stuff for fun?
Fucking dog shit player!
Oh, he was on the bed.
I don't know.
It's like playing like a competitive video game, right?
You show up and you want to win.
I don't know.
You used to be bad, but...
Not a car hard.
That's my heart exactly what I was going up, but I was still shit.
Oh, okay.
So, what would be the best for the run by Trimdother?
This?
Three.
Well, I mean, I feel like that was like crazy, like, I want to play it my friends.
Oh
You should have said that at the end of the day. I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna go pro
I'm gonna go pro
I gotta hit the gym after this and then I gotta I gotta the scouts are gonna watch me
I was like, I'm gonna fuck like I'm gonna play video. You should have said that
I thought you didn't give a full context like if your friends are playing in shades like yeah, that makes sense
Right, but like you're just showing up. No everybody played it like it
Everyone played everything. Oh, you just go there. Hang out your friends are practice going like it
Yeah, that makes me more sense. I get you
My heart was just never really like in it, yeah, but what would I even replace though?
Once it became like Stockholm or here at high school where everyone's like really really
really trying hard, I just I just didn't like I have I did not have the same vibe.
I didn't get fucked.
Yeah.
Okay, what did you do in your miserable life?
Me?
What do you mean?
Yeah, in your city, in your city life, what have you done?
I'm kind of like one of that in PCs, they're the same again.
Come on.
That's what I enter, bro.
You didn't play dodgeball or some shit or whatever?
You think that thing exists?
I just, how much of that?
I would easily just get hit.
Yeah, I would.
Yeah, I would just take it.
Like I'd slipped on the ground and then I fell, and then everyone just started pummeling with dodgeballs.
was. I told them to stop, stop and they just kept going.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're showing.
Dodgeball was the most fun thing to play growing up.
Yeah, I love dodgeball.
Stop, stop.
See dodgeball, I actually, I try hard at Super Hard in dodgeball.
That was fun as well.
Nothing good here, right?
I'm gonna do it. I put a basketball.
Trampoline dodgeball was actually like S plus.
Um, yeah, I, I, not really, but I guess.
You don't like it? I think trampoline dodgeball is fun.
It's got, it's got, it's got whatever.
Okay, whatever. What are you like ice dodgeball in fucking Canada?
I
Know I just
We played a hockey with the boots we would kick the puck with our boots instead
Well, I broke we didn't have
Like hockey when I'm older and I wish I could play it when I was younger, you know, I wish I would have played it
It's it looks so fun
Yeah, I tried to learn it, but I was already too old I felt like yeah, I was too old
I was like 12, but everyone was like five
Yeah, I think a new bright like you're going to practice the first time you're asking questions like all right
What is this doing like you a you see like the dumbest guy in the room?
Good morning, mr. Cowan's
Hello
It's like volleyball
Marvel son I think beach volleyball beach volleyball is very fun
Why is it fun for you? I can take you to a spot at twitchcon if I read it a really nice spot. I'm glad
There you go. Really? Yeah, yeah over uh in court I'll show you one actually. Oh, I forgot you lived in San Diego. Yeah, I'm done
You know I've been I've been in my screen share
This oh, I do it. I just don't everybody do a 5e5 IRL beach fly ball and my twitch crime San Diego
So it's fun actually, okay. That's right next box. If you guys remember the top gun scene it's that's where it is
I
Can tap in like it's happened. Oh shit. We're gonna trade up. Let's be sure
You lord you know check. Oh nice. What the fuck
Ready three yeah, oh
Hey
You got a little bit
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What is it? What is it? What is this? I guess all these
items are back for me, right? Oh, we're fucked. New item?
What is the thing? Is that a butterfly or not? I don't know. It looks white.
Where'd it go? I don't see it. Oh, great. That could be. It's a falchion, I think.
Yes, I think it's a thousand. Oh my God.
Damn. Fucking hell.
Not the not a max loss, though, right?
Yeah, not max loss. It could have been way worse.
Oh, good.
Not too bad.
Oh, oh, shit.
So what what am I not getting any uh wait no this is a board that's right
It's all bad, what do I do?
It's all bad.
I think I should just keep going forward.
I'm ready.
You ready?
Yeah.
I need you guys to rush me, I'll finish my running.
I should act like I love Peter Drake, it's so fun.
I'm low key if you said remember six behind it.
Play that maybe.
Perhaps.
Wow, that was way down the- I'm not gonna end playing this game.
I think I did the most broken build in the history of this game. Nobody's ever made a build this fucking broken it
It is so broken
in there.
What do you mean you have my heavens?
Why do you, why lie?
No, I was there that guy did.
He did, he made the same one.
Why did you find my heavens?
did. Even if you win this round, Elagma already paid somebody to get a bonus for me.
True, actually. That's true.
Elagma would never pay anybody. Wait, they're just not a mouse.
I'm Elagma.
haha
I get
this right
because I don't have a recycle everything pretty much as I might be able to perfect
no
I don't know how to do that
Oh, this guy asked you a question, are you here?
Yeah, I responded.
I'll say it bluntly.
No, after being ridiculed by the chat box, I no longer hold my P in for fun.
I thought I could relate to some people in the chat, but I was alone.
this is better than having your ass up don't tell him about that
chat, is there any kills up here bro and if I do weapons, do I have anything to do
This is illegal.
The thing I'm doing is illegal.
It is illegal.
I cannot go tapping on your screen at all.
Yeah, because I don't know how to build on this.
I'm getting like duplicating, lingering, circling.
Aspergillus?
Isn't that what you have?
Oh, no, you have that.
Alana.
build man pretty awesome for you to discover a beatier build on your own
but that doesn't work
it doesn't work
wait can put it anyway
I
Here I
Have something funny to show you guys in the discord call us to entertain you watch this
Okay, I saw that today on my feed
Okay, does that work?
What does that make it all work? Does this hyperboost all my shit?
It's not good. Yeah, it's typical
typical Arab
mom mom mom
my my arrow yes so it's not doing it then just look it no it was a it was no
chance to get what I have it now no it's like one of those Midwest safety like
videos chat and it's the title is tons of fentanyl and glocks with auto
switch is found in car and the thumbnail is the guy wearing an amputator
well I'd be cute that match this
I like the M4A1 better than the A4, but I don't have a good skin for the A1, I have
gets him paid for so it's not happening
doesn't work
it's i fucked it
man man man this pathetic virus with its weak ass field is doing this much
damage the immune system in this game must be
The laser is...
I-I-I FUCKED IT!
You what?
I fuck it harder.
For literally no reason at all, I just ruined my build.
No.
Yeah, we're the game once be holy fuck.
Why are you 8K?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, I mean, I know how to fix it.
Vegas budget budget budget the Icarus spell is 700 doll hairs
Look at that around boys have I slept?
Are you playing season?
Or you got to make sure you sleep, bro
I guess no, no, I'm just an early riser. I'm a 6 a.m. riser and like a midnight super
Are you you sleep eight hours a day? No, like six or five or seven? I don't know how to get a bro
Listen to your body man. Maybe the most important thing to your health
Right after water
It's not working yet.
Souvenir.
Don't tell me to shut up about it.
I don't know.
I don't know how many of you guys are in the game.
We're already in a game, sorry about.
What actually? No
This bot the shit on me
Watch forgot why I don't have an m4 sand. Oh, yeah
Bro this m4 hyper beast. I remember buying one like $200 like a year ago and that shit went to like 700
For no reason like 800. I sold that shit. I was like, that's
I
Runed it I want this connects you're ruining it
I've been playing the Roblox CS sometimes when I'm bored, it's actually like better than this game
Really? No, it's yes with this fuck
You know hop on h1 sold it I'm I saw someone on Twitter saying that shit could be like malware and then I'm now I'm scared
But I want to I
Think there's two versions of h1 coming out. Yeah, I want to play them out. I really like that
All right
Dog shit
Are you
Well, I'm in the game
Oh
Fuck this queue up
I'm like, Xenos, you don't wanna play, you don't have to play right? We're not gonna kill you?
I'm in the game!
Oh you went to deathmatch by your damn self.
Come on, let's go.
You guys see what they did to say it
Oh
They love it. What do you do then they made his ass into a hog rider. I'm sick and
Point of thrust
Anti-gouch
I don't know what that means, but I'm happy for you.
Wondered why like why don't like tennis have weird scores? Why is it not just like like the score?
Why is it like 15 love like I don't get it
It's like some if they made it complicated so to make the entry harder so they would get you to sport the
Majority for minorities
Jesus
What the fuck did that come from bro? He's not new every time I play with you guys, please not mirage
I
Just dodge bucket
Wait, they're good at Marazza. Oh
Is in the literal go to ball time stream Williams, what?
Yeah, but she kind of like broke the ice, you know
Yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah, I mean, although true, you know, yeah, as you go against the grain low key, it's just like Tiger Woods.
Yeah.
That's true.
Kind of like Jackie Robinson.
Or Tyson Ott.
Yeah, that's a good example.
That's kind of cool.
That's kind of cool.
I am a legged certified uncle. I still remember the inverted code
I had it for every year
Watch two screens and when you actually see it
I'll give you a good example
Good times
Move your thoughts
Move your thoughts
Move your thoughts
Big love
See that's where FPS went
I mean it doesn't even look that high FPS low key
Looks like the same as it always used to be
You should have diamonds in the headshot
I think they can both I think they can both I give you all up
Window dead one cat care cat
I guess I got some mega
Is it enabled?
You want to hang with an Indian?
I'm done, I'm done
You win?
Yeah
Oh, oh, we're good
We need a color
I think you do need a collar.
Hey, uh, how long is it in the shot?
Oh!
You want the red?
Nice.
Or someone fucked up the miss mode.
Me, me, I fucked it, nah nah nah nah.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, can I go, can I go, can I go?
I missed.
Alright.
Can someone get the spike?
Someone's next to me, I think.
I got the spike, I got the spike.
I can get the spike.
Not quicky. You see that I might have been watching. Oh
What was that market though?
Careful sneak out with the D goal. I look like with three
Waiting for you. I'm walking a market
He's on a market he's out. I swear my teammate just give me
Oh
Look the eyes Google at you like that. Oh, yeah, I see that. Oh, wow
on it that's fine it's fine as you took my gun oh my god
that wasn't that it wasn't the lineup oh my god i mean no one i couldn't play
fucking
We ending it. Let's call you this a run, but
Maybe flanking all the way around.
Dude, I can't believe it that.
Oh, I like this one.
That's got a cool note.
That was bad.
That was...
I have to go to the digital mouse settings.
I don't know where it's at.
there you go
that poor was your render down
yeah
i'm actually just, dude i'm gonna say a million dams
mating it
excel is like turtle
ow
i'm full flash
wow i was reaching out, i swear i was reaching out
corner
One cat.
Yeah, what?
You've been in it.
They could have let me go back to Palace.
At least 40.
All right, we're coming up.
There's good.
OK, Jungle.
Yes, CT.
One, CT.
He's all up in the fucking wall.
I'm close.
Smoking, CT.
Wow, I thought we had that.
Wow, he's still there.
He's still there.
I don't know.
That's on me, I guess.
I'm gonna flash into the box, please.
What the fuck?
What do I have? GCcon.
Damn.
Yeah, this game's only with tech.
I mean, I only saw top of his head and he has dumb shitting at me.
It doesn't make any sense.
I don't know what that is.
Oh boy.
Yeah, it's bad, right?
Yeah.
I don't think they ever made that work.
No.
Flashback.
Flashback.
You fucking rat.
I missed.
Fuck.
Why doesn't he peek that, man?
Wait, wait, wait.
I got to peek me.
I was running out of BB.
What do you want to do?
Do you have a smoke on?
Mark it.
Mark it.
I'm holding it.
I'm holding it.
I'm holding it
One's not a man
There's another
The next site with an arm. It's a great smoke. It does that. Thank you. Yes
Okay
And I just go whoa, he's still behind the smoke. I thought he died
Do you think there's a matter on the 80p hours looks like shit there yeah, but I thought it's just battle world to have on
Okay, Jack, what is the smoke that used to do in here?
I think it was this.
What?
Scout, window?
Nice.
Got him.
Yes!
I'm flashed, I'm flashed!
With me, with me.
One B.
One casual.
Oh, who's trying to throw this mid smoke, bro? You gotta...
Was it good? Was it good? Was it good?
Yeah, it was great, man.
Hey, Val.
Oh, my God.
Nice try, Red.
Guys, I think you can turn the camera.
Wait, how do we win?
Did they have hand in?
They could have.
Yeah, that's a victory.
Get a life.
We're dog shit, huh?
What's in that?
They're simping, Kate.
They lose four rounds.
They lose the game.
We're dog shit.
It weighs so mad.
That was having a bad day.
Buddy, we're not even good at the game.
He's just tweaking the fuck out.
Thank god that Mariah's going to have sex.
Good one, boys.
Good one.
I
Won't play in furnace
This is not deadlock inferno, so I
Chicago server oh shit dollar shooting
Yeah, the glocks are full auto on the server. They got they got switches the next time the mags on them
the one amp merch okay I okay well that was crazy you know you didn't eat this
doesn't fuck up shit when cookie says okay I did not say nope I stand 10 toes
deep it's off the YouTube I did not say anything wrong I stand by that
hi come on bro yeah I watched it event it there yeah you know I said that
because of the fucking of the of the of the I like to the picture in your chat
this yeah
oh Jeremiah I still love that fact designer Chicago is it
that's where the dog that video is actually content by the way they were
so fucking dumb they drove with a car full of drugs from Wisconsin to Arizona
and the cop said what are you doing driving that far he goes we're just
going to the store I'm gonna point out yes I'm normal I mean we're on
on the east coast server so maybe it's better
he said the ball here is better
kept
love these e-walls and streams
welcome to the jungle
guys, guys, run a bomb, yeah
spawn on a bomb, spawn on a bomb
as long as they grenade it
go over there and toss over the edge
I'm banned from Memphis so
I can't get over it
for what?
to dawn then you remember me what are you doing what's up you're gonna be so
fucking I would get your all you're so fucking annoying yeah I'm not so annoying
I hate you I got you I got you
two on site two on site or three on site I think two on site two on site two confirmed
one unknown two confirmed one behind two one probably on site as well nice everyone
one made sure sure sure fine sorry bro I wasn't paying attention bro are we still
friends please. I can actually, I'm actually at the end right now, it says it. Can we just, can we just be friends, please?
I don't know, it's not my friend anymore, I'll click, screen change. Buddy, buddy, I heard four of them in that
native. If I was there on time, I would have done at least 200 damage, like it would have, it would have bombed their shit.
Yeah, but we're still friends though, right? Yeah.
Oh, you had me tripped it.
I was about to go to bed.
Go, go, go!
What?
What do you think of India, man?
She wanna...
Bang!
Bang!
And that's a master maker!
That's huge!
Oh
Men in mid he pushed through come and boiler
That's heck nine one shots with armor
I think if you're close enough, yeah, that's crazy now
How does a bullet do more damage if you're closer that doesn't make sense
Wait, doesn't that make perfect sense or am I bugging?
Did he drop me or no?
Oh no
If I'm attacking away
What is it?
Huh?
What's going on?
Oh they have an op mid, careful. I'm smoking it up
smoke
Easy kill. Bye. Bye. Have a hop mid to mid. They've off though
What they going a ex come take this booze bro, trust me. No, they're still like mid by banana care
If they pull up you've got five kills and it's over
Yeah, get your ass up there. Oh, yeah, I'm all it off. Oh, who the fuck molly
I
Don't think they're here bro one apartment there naps and apps. We're not yeah, one's apps for sure one outside mid smoke
Yeah one in apps he's about to push out
We just let go of beef okay, I'm holding boy. I'll go be
Bottom it up was back up was back up again. I'm coming back
No, back. No, go back.
I'm back. I'm back.
Back there. Back there. Back there.
B! Go back! Back to B!
The guys are going to B!
Oh, we're fucked.
Yeah, ending B.
It's like flashbang.
You're on the left side of it!
I got him. I bought my mom's.
Plays like that.
Yeah, if you stall for time.
I
There's one over here by the way, we have so many nice knives, but still dog shits at the game it can't big
That's what should have been over there. Stay alive you win. He has no time care about your spawn. He's on me. He's on me
fun fun
Anya
saving
what
nice well that's kopa i mean anybody can have a skin anybody can spend it uh um
money on their on their passion and hobby got your gift friend
thank you i've been ready for the bomb but informant thank you man
i'm gonna come in this round i have a feeling
I
Guess you're blocking it
You're blocking him you're bar you're about to lose friendship over over blocking really is it worth it Vegas?
They cook you come come up apartments. I don't see you a trader all there once. Yeah, that's apartment
They're gonna be
One second man
Omnisyn apps
Oh my god, they're both one HP max both money for you for sure
Offer there
Question close. Nice. I missed like you could like it
It's not fun at all. I mean they're not going to be I mean
Double click it double click that banana made look up. Oh, we do it in the book like it
I'll need be on that
each child the hell is that
so weird with these guys, someone keeps blocking me
we missed half the nades
take them bro, you ain't fishing?
come on, come on, take them
alright, the rest gotta be A, the rest gotta be A
I'm biting him again, I bite it like two of them
We're bomb by the way banana
What's ramp without
He's lit
Should be picking one by one yeah, yeah, go
Round oh
Shit, where's it?
Oh, no, Lee way. Oh, he's actually just made better. I'm gonna say better.
It is up. It is up. We need that.
Okay. What was it? What was it? What was it about?
And then they go, okay, for you, man. Here. Oh my God.
Oh, my God. What the fuck?
Do you have anything? I was 250 damage.
But I didn't do much damage.
Yeah, it was like we left it right so yeah, I look a higher than double buttons
Like that
For sure I'll be coming
They're gonna be the dead anyway. They're not gonna pick this one.
They know that I guess they'll react to it. There's no chance.
A Prime Chernobyl? Nobody fucking even blinks. Nobody even... you know what I mean?
Didn't people go inside it?
Yeah, I'll put it actually.
Those guys were legends. So, salute to them.
symbiote maybe I have the key to the actor just explode yeah I'm gonna smoke
it or keep it open something I think I think I think I let him up these half
HB exactly as a gun death
hey Arches I'm right oh my god I'm so ass there's two arches
up behind your head what picking your
red side x damn so much to come back
cookie and I just ain't cut out for Chicago or things too high when I was a
young boy
That's alright. Yeah, he's on.
Nice shot.
What? No, no, no, no, no, no.
He was one HP, bro. No, I'm calling him up.
I just came to report him. Fuck it.
Yeah, I guess I think he's... Yo, Bill Gates.
gates you buy me or what the fuck hey Billy you buy me or what okay yo wax yo
you boss yeah yeah I'm just rich funds on no no no don't control control then
then click the gun oh my god he figured it out
I got I got there's so mad at those names this time the fucking name back. I've never seen it before
I've never been needed back at banana
Looks be I'm not gonna check committed really quickly
Wow I fuck man
no more oh I thought you were a church my bad I couldn't anymore yeah I didn't
I wouldn't have played like that I'm thinking
are you second man one banana one house there's no stuff fuck almost close
It can rotate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hi, I mean, I saw him but I didn't see him anymore.
I mean, was he still visible?
I- I- I think you just took a shot at the wa- Yeah, yeah, yeah, you won me.
What?
Yeah, they're starting to play weird now. I'm not gonna lie.
I don't matter if I click the switch.
We broke.
I just haven't seen anyone on permanent rotate in fucking light like a dog.
I'm very poor. I'm saving. I'm going to try to hunt someone in the app, so I think.
that was terrible wasn't it? I stopped running. I think I'm going to end up a couple.
Boxing key. They messed it up. They messed it up.
Go back. Go back. You need to watch the path.
Coming up. This guy is not in here. At least.
I was in the chat. I did it. They messed up me.
Man, just the way he did it. I mean, he committed to that one single angle.
Nice one.
I'm a hank.
Oh, like, what is this shit you're holding?
I'm not a whole shit player.
Yeah, he's holding like the inner portal of church, like what the fuck is this guy
doing?
Can't play banana.
I'm gonna play, I'm gonna play, I'm gonna play, uh, coffin.
All right, since you're gonna play passive, can you boost me on the flower yeah
I can die
I'm on the left side, eh?
Oh my god, still walking man, they're all over A.
We should save.
Yeah, just save it.
Just save it.
X, X, clear, I can always see there.
Clear, clear.
Watch CT.
Jump.
Yeah, I was going to go there you go
I'm here because I thought he would jump over that right like he wouldn't be here
Oh my god, that's fine, fine sir, focus.
Okay, here we go.
It's not gone to the site that I started at ever and I'm flip-flopping.
I'm aiming here because there are more likely to peek from back of spawn than the other peeking from there, and even if you peek from there, there's a railing in.
Yeah, we need to use the banana because it's ticking in and leaving, and we have no phone. We need to actually do something about it.
Yeah, we need some sort of banana control, I agree.
Oh, that one's nice! Try that one! Oh, man, that's so far, no?
Yeah, they know, they're in the air right now.
There's a few men.
I'll be your coach.
Yeah, I'm kind of begging you guys, I'm all the way at the back of your rear end.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
I don't care, I'm not glad, there's no way you can go through.
Oh, he's boosting, he's boosting the biggest.
I think I'm back, let me get into that.
that they're gonna end a yeah rotate with it with it I had to give it up you
didn't hear that tape I that's why I'm sorry already yeah I'm sorry
good timing
same shit happened in the last round
this guy man I I don't even know
pretty sure he's walling
yeah some can change
you guys put it like their macro flip the fucking switch bro
yeah I don't know
maybe somebody else go be because I can't be useful like I'm useless I can't
It's not bad made it. I want to play aggressive B. I want to keep doing that
I'll say no
Did they push into apartments or not? Yeah, I usually do. I'm gonna fucking roll them
You come here and boost me, okay
We got a right friend
We have no coming fast coming fast. They're going be 100%
That's strange sitting there like a little fucking. Oh my go
They're gonna be irritating
You're gonna be right try to span
They're stuck there in my roti back big and coughing a little bit
One more one more
what sure but
what
that was insane
wait
actual trigger
son on man
the two people on the road
5-0
there's no shot
I
Hop on it
What was the pitch my what?
Where did this off shot come from?
That's the dude. I killed opera
Wait, I saw the fucking thing come from my pit. Where was it?
behind the barrel on the left side
I thought he was in like deep pit underneath
I'm gonna smoke mid and then you give me the boost
I'm gonna go hide in the bottom and do something stupid
fuck
I don't know why he would fucking crab-peak that like a bitch ass this guy is just
cheating by the way yeah he's bling this fucking he's something it's just sad
yeah oh he's just not coming back and all guys are cheating yeah probably him
in the sun guy who do private profile not even like classic classic yeah
wait up your job about rep it you put a W in front of their seat in front of
community but W's in W's in community
I can't see you like what am I looking for
sure this guy was a weirdo
wait the case opening game has a first person game mode
We're going
I'm wondering if I'm
Out of there, okay
Yeah, now you can't get with you
Nice
Can we come and be?
Yeah, let's go
Yeah, let's go
Can we spawn?
Can we come and be?
We're going, we're going
He's church, he's church
How are we?
In church
here yeah maybe a day
how many bullets do you have?
yes Julius
sixty eight and six
fighting fucking iron man
actually I just stopped heading for like a point five seconds and just fucking shoot him
does this go five laps?
that's all man
three fours or what?
Not a force, back to the force
Sure, back to the force, send it
Aps and shit, go
Nothing gonna overcomplicate it, like, we didn't, like
They just have perfect macro, like, we have to, like, hit this force
Nice
Short, short, nice raid
I
Didn't lose
Saving
Saving was bear shoes like we're going to say
No way wait wait
Fucking round yeah
on the bomb
excellent excellent but let me give you a gun now
you can use it by yourself
oh i don't use it though
come on england
okay
i'm not sure i like it like that
i'm gonna borrow the uh
uh truck but then uh
we'll be calling these days
I know!
Yeah, they're okay, watch out!
Arched one, arched one!
See that?
Render.
I got some more cages to win them round.
Might be saving the AKR.
Yeah, he's saving the AKR, I'm sorry.
Aye, I nearly got one.
I don't need that.
I mean
I don't I don't play I just don't play the game
I'm bad like I have like less fucking kissy now was on the rifle
Man, I think that's Copeland.
I thought it was all on the gun.
I mean, I suck at it.
What are we going to do?
I'm going to set my gear off.
They're gonna be off in B.
I mean, we could splash right now.
Yeah, we should probably splash and go.
I think they're already in.
I got him.
Bye.
See you.
I'm putting the smoke down.
I got it.
I got spam.
twice and you didn't die how?
why how?
I believe they got it
I'm broke, we lost
probably saved this one
we lost everything
we're running down again, fuck it A
oh the wallang bot is like 15 damage on the first time
did I like them?
oh my god
thank you
let's just shove it down the throat
I mean every smoke. Yeah, that's right
She pets or one be one side I'm gonna forget him
I
Have to go be quick and you treat me guys where there's one close banana. I'm gonna be
Ah, let me do it, then.
It's the view church, I think.
Yeah, out.
Fuck, man!
They're looking at it so quick, too, man.
Like, how do they go from both pit to opening and outside?
This is so stupid.
They heard us fucking stoppin.
All good.
I'm saying they're like, they committed to the rotate to the point where they want, so I'm saying.
I dropped the goggles.
I
Need business guy on the left once speaking with it up. You can just eat just buy them. Oh my god
Fight fight fight right fight. Oh, he's lit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you have to turn that
Nice
I got to be push
He's dead
Right, right, right, right
Apartments
I thought he was in piss
I don't know how this is not a headshot
All I can see was the head
How is that a headshot?
Yeah, push mid and have XMC off it behind us and just kill this guy.
Yeah, I got him there.
He peeks it.
If it's last month, he's gonna peek it.
Yeah, just drive the block.
Okay, he did it.
He did it.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I told you I got the block.
I don't get it.
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
I told you it was a block, I don't get anything!
Drop it.
One by a...
Royal.
There's a double holding angle here.
I'm trying to push up.
You gonna smile it off that?
Buddy, I had to rush a shotgun because I was there late.
Why?
I don't want to be on the other side
My pain about your way is weird copper. I never shit spawn I got locked
You can only walk in real time, I mean you're just a bit of a I'm so dumb. I got I got locked twice
this is fast B
I don't know if we have a smoke there
I have a smoke, I have a smoke, I have a smoke, CT
I'm Mollyed, I'm Maiden
That's it, that's it
Any PTA?
Hard, hard, hard
Good one, one more on the angle
Um, smoking CT
We're doing, we're doing, we're stopping
I'm holding Karthin
I think I, I think I saw him
Come on, boost it, boost it, boost it
Boost it, boost it
There's another guy there
More!
One left, one left, one left
I think he doesn't save up 12-7, like he's just talking to that lane.
I
About somebody
Yes
I'm looking close, getting in it, planning.
Oh, I'm in pain.
I'm in pain.
How many?
One.
One, um...
Library?
Yeah.
Ah, that's...
You smoked me.
You smoked me, sure.
under 10 seconds to start pushing the cross I mean you cannot decide as he has a fucking pitch ass
I mean why would he wait till the bomb is already at 10 seconds to push the cross
why is he not pushed like a mid we need to start time I can't uh I mean it's over
I mean he lost one of us here man you know how to you know how to molly truck faster car whatever
uh just try to do it how to do it car like banana oh yeah I think they can pick from
oh one minute they may stack middle mid mid help them in the next
there's a good site nice to go one makes it go left side shot two makes it goes possibly
one site planning
Oh, he's Mexico.
Yeah, so like once they'd Mexico and then one went Mexico, but the other one was already was already in there
Good drop
I mean, we can still have him who needs wait
Yeah, we're the collateral on the other shot. What the fuck, but I killed everybody that round
Just wait. It's been doing damage.
Oh, I like the Nessler.
They're playing shell now.
Hey, boost me, boost me.
I think he's smoking CT, you don't have to be gay.
Flash.
1 CT.
1 coffin.
1 coffin.
I can try coffin.
Smoke the smoke.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I can try coffin
Wait, what we're
Wait
I'm sorry, that's no fucking weird of lame. Yeah, it's so lame. I'm dead juice
Wait, I'm just that bad
I
Seriously
That was like that
I mean you see replay you know what I think I think it was like that Donald Trump situation bro
Where like he turned his body last fucking millisecond
I swear to God if it's what it is because on my screen you fucking killed him
I mean it was not even a hit that I was like too far left that was like like I went conservatively in
In the zone, I mean
Not this shit you moron I
Got a terminal case here we go
Gotta open that now
in Los Angeles? Why are we in fucking Chicago and they can't take it?
Yeah, why the fuck are we in Atlanta?
Why am I playing on 70 ping against 5 ping?
I have all servers up, but we all live here.
We could disconnect. I have all servers up.
If it's one server, it takes really long to find out.
That was fine. What?
I mean, it is getting late to be fair.
Searching the hours we can't play CS anymore
Oh my god
Now we're going back to the cash. I hope it cash if it's in front of you cry
Oh inferno again, that's great guys, and we're in Atlanta, ah city
Oh yeah I shot his skin pretty much.
Who knows man.
You can plant some barbed wires probably easier.
I guess if you shoot this mask, the mask of the guy that doesn't count.
No way that is.
I mean what's my thing right now?
lowest we have four people in Cali we're playing Easter 30 it's no fucking sense
follow the balance yeah bring them on the dude do the right click left click
left click right click it and then you look at that at the roof maybe one more
person bring a name with them yeah we can actually get killed with this I'm
I got an 8, coming.
Triple 8, target.
Vegas, I need you on A.
I'm going A, I'm going A. We should play 3, 3B.
Alright.
Don't peek, don't peek, don't peek.
I'm just gonna run, good game.
Oh, fuck!
I can't aim today, makes me wanna cry.
Help!
Okay, Vegas, I love you man, but I have another view.
When you're blocking denators, it's really annoying.
We're trying to make a plate, you're blocking it.
Where is the bullet gonna go?
I don't know, it's not gonna hit them in the head.
Why? I'm bad.
What?
Okay, if you win this, I'll let you touch me anywhere.
No! Oh no!
He was more in the corner, bro, I knew he was up there.
What, I killed him at one and one?
I really want to know I think that guy in 86 to the speed
and that's not funny. Can we need a second at this time?
It's horrible. I think it's daughter. We got one kill with the
native. It was one image is one one. So I have 86
I got blocked so my name was late. Yeah, I'll make a minute. I'll make a while
I might need to hit them so hard it must have
Come on. I'm coming through the smoke come through smoke
Hey, how'd you know?
Fucking do something
You think though, you think it's low it could go in our spot. It's not now. They're hunting me down
They're hunting me down
Fuck
Nice to see him
We bomb, we bomb
It's nice, you have a boat one
I'm so sorry
That's one back, it's gone
Hold cross, hold cross
Yeah, yeah, it's not right
Yeah, it has to be
No, why are we pushing it?
We have the bomb.
Yeah, you should have helped cross there.
This guy, this guy, went past the bomb, passes the entire game, backwards on to fucking B,
and killed me.
Brother, I was still committing to B. He went backwards into it.
We were 3v1 there.
I mean, explain it.
Fucking no, I don't get to go
That was terrible
I was like heavy being
All right. I care. Yeah
couple of it though
Yeah, just there on the lord
And they're not committed to this
He's trying to jump into apps
Some B baby baby baby baby baby. It's messy be mommy
What I'm living you right
He's holding banana like this guy loves dick in his mouth, man. Fuck
Oh
I'll make it on those wait
That's what you are so it's fun
I had a perfect time to run through this smoke there
Yeah, that was really good.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Also, I think I'm gonna go up.
See the nade didn't go in.
Look at that.
No, it didn't.
What the hell?
I don't like playing here, or else I'm not gonna play.
He's just so boring.
Hey, it's just the worst.
I just hate it.
Like.
I
Know Mexico we're in there spawn almost all my fucking oh, it's he swung me right when he made that stuff fuck I
Has dated
Another one
These guys are baiting these inter baiting pussies bro, I fucking hate these people
Call him what they are.
I don't have any names for that.
Well.
I got a couple of you playing it was good at least.
I mean it was baiting, like, like you know what I'm saying?
Like, I killed two in banana and then this guy is jiggling me and I killed him ramp.
And there's a guy in banana the whole time just standing there, like.
Oh yeah, I don't know.
KD players, it's fucking making me sick to my health to mago.
But what?
I've heard about that.
Never heard that in my life.
You're gonna have to go hangin'
Care apps, they're gonna be comin' up
Why, she doesn't die there?
Fuck, they're gonna grab you, okay
Yep, flashin' in the apps
One of them is very low
That sounds him
Dead?
One more?
They're double-fingin'
Fuck me
Two apps
One's lit
What the fuck?
Is he not pit?
Mike radio. Yeah, he is up. Yeah
Should be lit
Love that nice
Good shit. Good job. Axe. I mean, I was nice. Good shit. X. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We needed that
Yeah, we did
I
Stopped going down on a bomb
Dude actually played that so fucking well. Oh my god unrelated. Can I get a bite? Yeah, I actually roll
Yeah, you know the one in diamond you just asked for a bit for a drop
There's nothing wrong with tricking
if you move your head while surveying it, you actually play better.
Like left or right?
Like an Indian or what?
Like a what?
You want to hang out?
Let me see you.
In the port of the gondola bastard bitch.
Yeah.
Hi man.
You're telling me.
me are you doing yo like shut the fuck up brown fight banana oh welcome dude
I'm gonna go underneath, I'm gonna cut off.
Haha, yes.
Jesus.
Boy like that?
Nice.
Very good my friend, very good.
Jack, very good.
When all is taken sound, you can count on Chernobyl, the reactor.
They're going to complete meltdown.
Holy shit, full body on full body shells.
I'll send him to India for a year to forget, even when he loses and he doesn't melt down.
So when I only get 50 damage.
Flash drive.
Fire low.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Could be absurd, maybe.
like from jump up or where yeah one stairs one stairs I'm gonna re smoke me
as well that smoke is so booty bro okay I'm one okay I'm doing Molly for you
I'm not looking at this.
I'm not looking at this.
Okay, where the fuck is your smoke?
You wouldn't get it.
It's as long as it's good for me but bad for you.
I don't give a fuck about you.
I'm holding the angle and I'm smoking for myself.
The smoke is in the fucking clover.
Yeah, but it makes them peek very narrow, which is good for me.
Bro, the smoke's back here.
Exactly! That's what I want!
What's that?
Ops coming out. Ops coming out. Ops coming out of it.
Out mid.
Two Ops on mid.
I think like 55 on the one.
Like are they the archers then?
Yeah.
Yeah. Easily.
I was in.
One pit. Maybe Bob. Go for it. Bye.
I
Mean he swung why didn't I thought I mean I just went for a fucking full full I
Feel a fast be here. I think we get nades and throw it up
I've got we're not gonna be you took this report because these smart you boy. You boy. We rich
Oh, yeah, definitely got some damage maybe
Yeah, I mean don't fuck with chickenator
the shots coming back she went to hang with the nindia oh yeah yeah more more
yeah they're going to go back they're going to go back go back yeah they got
maybe leaving
there they know I'm love
I'm gonna smoke off med
fucking bitch
I got you I got you
drop AVP
give me the beer
give me give me
holy fucking shit
the big bond the big boy
give me that right now
I'll give it back I want one shot
mid I have my spot
Sure sure one opportunity
Yeah, I got it. I got it. We're good. What was that damn flash red?
Jesse that's deeper
Oh, okay, little switcheroo, okay.
I'm out of your board, huh, Vegas?
Of course. The only person I like to do is you.
Huh.
Is our Alper locked in?
Is our Alper locked in?
Bad.
Grenade out.
What is that timing? What the fuck was that?
I got love lock downloaded say oh yeah what's that what's that it's a deadlock
mod with love events love sense and it rewards you for different things you do
in the game what what that's insane yeah it's definitely gonna come they're
They're ending it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can we arch?
One's at one's back.
Can we...
Can we be archers? No.
I'll plant.
Ah, thanks for the comps.
No, they're up.
They're up.
One's down, one's short.
I'm already up and again.
Don't give me that shit.
The fuck?
He's already...
The fuck?
They hung us up the drive accident tell us shit
Bro we said we said up lane up belt that's how we knew that's how we knew
Yeah we I said there any could there be arch and no come and then we said yes
Bro bro bro bro bro bro fucking chair pipe fucking hitting money does bad
I'm with you
Oh, they're up the farm. It's going fast. Wow, really? Why are you coming fast?
Coming up mid. I mean, yeah, up. They're going short. Multiple.
I
Don't know that's arch. I'm so tough arch
How am I getting time? Why am I getting pre-fired in that a it makes no fucking sense
What one balcony one short
I'm not gonna lie. I was tucking my hair between my behind my ear and you beat me
Like a bad bitch you were just looking cute.
I was talking about shit.
I didn't expect this to happen.
I mean, this guy, if you fire me, I got pre-fired full.
Not like a fake, like a real pre-fire.
There's some real shit.
We're going back to banana, bro.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to...
Yes, you're going to hold apartments.
Ever.
Fucking murder evidence to pull up in there. Yeah, we need you to make sure happen. They go back
Mid they're gonna come up in there now apps apps apps apps
They should go down there
They're coming up boy there. I can't hold good. We're Bob. We're Bob. Oh Bob. Oh Bob
Yeah, we need the guns me if I get
Boxes.
What the fuck?
Wait, how is the accolation around you?
Don't speak.
Dude, this guy's breathing.
I don't give a fuck.
I agree.
I fully agree.
What a weird player.
He has zero hours in CS. He's a deadlock player. He's stream sniping 100% and now it's good. So I did it
Yeah, you use me. I said same thing last game. He pre-flared me on an angle. It doesn't exist like I'm mo TBR now
What about that?
I'd say that he's very red by one by one by one. It says that he's very trustworthy
Yeah, yeah, but me it's very easy to manipulate
Yeah
Did he just buy an account and like it's a flash I
Think the way the way it tracks is
You know your heads shot percentage and you're tracking. Yeah, but like if you bought an account and like this is your first or second game on
No, you're kidding. He's
Yeah
Nice I dropped the AK up there on top of stairs
I'm alone. I need help. I want to look at my map. I'm just so
um that's not been me
i i i fucking dunked him you have a great one okay last slide
throwing grenade that's money what
That's not fair.
Lemon!
Okay.
No! No!
Hey, six-six.
Okay, but like, imagine if like, the...
Did I pick a gun, Jack?
Oh, man.
Would that have been cool, though?
Yo, what are you doing?
Ah, fuck.
I'm doing this shit man. I like our apps. I'm bad. I feel like our apps it is pretty good.
I
Run it down mid a yeah, I'm flashing
Flashing left side
He went into the right
I'm gonna chop them
Great shot something. Thank you, bro
Oh
Ready he's shooting you in lane from back. I jump around the corner. I fucking do one tap like I just
Thank you, man. You're a good guy Vegas
I
Wait to jump in front of a train
Bruno Mars is the most overrated artist and songs
You know
to come down it's what you made the music about.
Uh huh.
Let's go on.
Church.
He boxed dead.
He has.
CD.
Oh fuck!
Nice boys.
I
Was excited for the no pixel 5 gameplay me one in the chat box me
I'm a type one real quick. I said I can't I can't play it's too risky
No, why I never said anything like that. What?
No, what is it at? Oh, no, I just made it up
I
Smoke I got a deep smoke is on the left side as well
I'm not saying anything.
Blashing off.
I'm gonna get the two with the fucking bastard.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Maybe that was the pit dude. Maybe it was
Yeah, yeah, he got to my wallet. Oh you got him. Yeah
I start from the origin where they at what I mean one of those an anchor be one of the rotate me
How the fuck may I plant this
I don't know what to do with it.
Save it.
Hey, why not?
Is that double with you?
Ah, I don't know about you right now.
I mean, maybe I have an A there.
Careful, it's open, it's open. It's tucking, tucking.
Let him die bro.
He played time, he played time here.
There's glue, it's never mine.
He's a cross.
I'm good right? I'm good, I'm good.
Yeah, you're good bro, you're not gonna die, I promise.
Fuck!
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna fall open.
How do you do this Eddie with it?
and then we're gonna pick that other not with you holding that I mean that's
suicide I can't move
hey Molly I'm burning life love that yeah she's made a mistake yeah maybe across
we could fake beating today they're gonna be done one on it there's smoke CT
I
Got a little more you too also fix with me if we can run straight a
Say a minute. Oh me. Say good minute. Say a minute at the apps. Yes
You know smoke in this
With the ups
well that's it up what the hell are you talking I swear to me I'm full flash
nothing bit they refitted and red red reflight and reflight well you did you're
something well oh it's too much stay alive guys
I
Wasn't double scopes I
Don't even know
I should just know scopes, okay
Okay
I force
Here's he goes in the roof open that kills you and get the office gonna pick me up and I'm gonna one of them with the headshot watches
Oh, there's two of them there.
fuck
i'm gonna get you
I
Am I nice fuck you motherfucker
Dead
Where is he scumbag?
Life's not out to get you
I don't know how to do them
They're not giving me anything
Okay, just push apps, push apps
What's up fighting five men apps and fucking full set
No, please
He's enough I'm flush I read
one down
it's like 4 here
gonna just rush out to the smoke?
3, 2, 1
ok go go go
better that for you all
just a bit of blur I guess
yeah
this guy's so long man
As I like it, I mean they they five stacked the fucking a that run well
No, I'm in flank sack. How does one of that in a 5v1?
Okay, I think we execute a real strategy on a I'll be we never we never do that and I was like
Take it slow take us up a middle right. Yeah, you tell smoke the corner smoke coffin walk in with flashes send it
I love it. I think popping is really easy too because they don't play like they don't even jiggle
They just throw a smoke and stand there if we just should walk up after the initial banana take like I didn't mean to explode
I have double flash
Fudge oh man, that's not so much damage
Anybody else we have a smoke I think she key deep site
I'm gonna flash it. Let me know when you're ready. Just hoping I guess
I'm watching you again watching you again watching more blind watching deep
oh blind I mean that's just they're for there with no audio they were set up
there by the way they were a boosted and two ones had yeah all right we just got a
player on game can't calm this could be guys play so lame dude
I
Not sorry
Wait they just
We could run be now if you guys want no no no
I have the Orc son
Come here, come here, come here come here. Don't be that come here. Come here. Come here. Come here baby
Good, come on.
CT.
Stop picking up the red stuff.
No, I'm watching.
You're so fucking retarded.
I was gonna die.
Bro, if he had you...
Shush.
What are they playing here by the way?
Search, Search, Search
Nice guys!
We're really in that round, good job.
Sorry, I hate saying shots, but I really need to suck right now.
Nah, you're good, I should've, I shouldn't have talked.
Listen, you motherfucker, Red, if he had a nade, you'd have to take that chance.
If he has to peek you, I kill him 100 times out of 100 times.
times okay don't do it especially when I fucking tell you not to man thank you for saying
honestly he was on he was already okay I was on his bov there's literally nothing like
he was fully committed and it was like 12 HP or 6 HP
stairs
Care stairs boiler says
We're toward one by truck
He saw bomb
one side. Nice shot. Hold nice angles. There's limited one to swing.
Oh my god. Nice. Good shit. Hey, come on. There you go, man. Yeah. Bro, these guys are
shameless. Fuck these idiots, bro. We don't blatantly calm a strat and they listen. They
just play so bad. I mean, we've been playing good though. We said go A that one time and
they just do two nades, two mollies, deep aft, lead, and said go afts. Like they
I didn't even do any YouTube.
And then there was a wide open like an open asshole.
Like, what are they doing?
Sorry, I was like, I just wanted to check the chat.
I was like, maybe I was awake.
I was like, maybe I was thinking about it.
I knew he won.
He did.
I knew he could do whatever this done.
Sure, thanks.
I
Pushed out
be there looking nice I'm not a lot last yeah this is good everyone everyone
maybe library I'm gonna be don't throw this
I
Good hold here
Cuz I was already up being I heard two roti instantly after you got to pick on a so
Okay, don't call any shots do it send up a
I'm gonna be
I think I could beat them to molly here. You tell you tell a lucky
I
Think them yeah, yeah, I might be able to need kill them here. Hold on. Let me see
Well, I guess I'm gonna I'm gonna Molly pop past it. Oh, he's definitely hurt
Wait one go to the back be there's I think there might be like two or three be here
Wait what
I
Was one on back to one on back he was unbucked railing. I don't know he was like a weird angle
I think ending base the play
I
If you clutch this I'll you do whatever you want to me
Who once exactly thank you X oh
I got the gold no the gold that's possible honey baby I'd take that I'm laughing straight
to the bank what happens if you plug the bomb and then they diffuse it before like after
You know like after the round ends both haven't after the round ends
one balcony
I'm dinked, man, what the fuck
where was he?
I
Think of the one in it maybe what I'm waiting
What I'm back and back there. I think I'm okay. I think
They said
There's no balcony for you alive
Hit, hit.
I'm just planning, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just,
looking.
I got a lever, I got a lever.
I'm playing safe, I'm playing safe, I'm playing safe.
Someone needs to hold short for X.
I got short, I got short, I got short, I got short.
Hit, 10-3.
Short, short.
I'm getting out.
Oh
Library short
Hey, it's all right, baby, I just out of the box and just a hell of a box
To
I
Suck it
I do that was a fun one now that if I can and that was just make it better than who are you?
Like holy shit
Well guys
I'll shoot it.
I'll shoot that one, boy.
Yeah, I'm playing so bad it's looking embarrassing.
Yeah, same.
Two for one? Not bad.
I mean, I'll take that.
Yeah, one for another one.
Um...
Fun playing. I enjoyed my time.
I'm doing my same yeah I think I guess I guess it tomorrow
Like it does it lies. I mean, maybe it doesn't like I'll show you maybe I'll do one game
If it doesn't like it the lies on the plane
It died, the light.
What in the name of light is this?
Jack, how do I show?
Good?
Seems to be running pretty nice.
Um, and you have one the others on this, no?
Wait, you run well then.
You don't run well then, it is done else.
What does that do?
Well, it looks choppy, it looks disgusting, what the fuck are you talking about?
Guys, he looks like, like mis-rendered him, look at this.
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, D-Law clears, I mean, what is this?
How does that join me?
Area lights.
Area lights.
What do they say?
User.
Turn anything on low and play stretch.
Thank you.
The stretch option, Wild.
It's kind of grainy Wait, that looks better actually.
That's more smooth, right?
Stretch.
That suffers from shortness issues though.
It's choosing pixels when it shouldn't be.
It's choosing the pixels instead of being smoothed.
Who cares?
Okay, so when you're far, right,
there's only one available pixel to be chosen.
Look, see over there?
It'll either be zero pixels or one.
See that?
Look.
there right and then if you go there's that's look see that it's smooth instead
I know my shit I'm not sure but look the yellow there look okay look over here
okay look see that it's not too many pixels that's just smooth now look see
that? It's forcing you to choose whether it has one pixel of yellow or not as soon as
it's weird ass fucking dog shit. When you have a lot of those in a fight or in the middle
of the game, it gets really disgusting and it looks like you're playing satin.
Oh
Like dude, like look at this
Good morning like look at this shit
Hold on
It doesn't look as good though
This looks nicer and shinier.
Chantilazine is a fucking annoying.
Uh...
Eeww, eeww, eeww, in the devil.
Same problem plus Fogger, like Yikes.
Because, because Chantilazine is not, okay.
in general you
if a game is made in nice
you should need any of the shit
if your if a game is made properly
on a good system
you should need any of the shit
this awesome bullshit fucking AI frame gen
fake frames
it's shit it's shit
you should need this
Like...
Wow, this is actually pretty heavy, I love it.
Is this gonna be like top 10 or some shit? No?
This is like top 10.
We have 7, yeah, this game is over.
Our comp is complete ass. Jesus Christ.
The setting on the top left might work really good for you.
Oh yeah, EWWW!
Ah, you look silly, ah, I got you done with that, so...
I mean guys, are we going down the server?
I mean, it's easy to tell them.
The way people talk, the way they do, you're EU.
I mean, it's not that I don't like EU people.
It's easy to tell.
I can tell what the server is.
But what even starts?
We're not going to get the MS.
I mean, you're EU.
I mean, I know it.
That should be the damage that was in.
Wow we got the net, I like it.
Wait, did we get the net twice?
I can't do anything on the user.
I
You're good. What's it? What's it?
All right, what's that a little bit yeah, but you're good for the minute. I'm gonna lock them games. You're doing this
that's lucky to see him, I mean that should hit, that shouldn't hit, that should hit
Actually, yeah, I'm pretty fast
The only way to get an advantage if you're running line is to just
Do what I'm doing and get boxes the unfortunate reality of this game
I
Know the thing is always yes, my shit, that's my routes. I
Can take this because they're already taking them. I mean, I mean I kind of did but
I'm going with the last one.
What the fuck?
Nice.
No! No!
WHAAAAAT?!
Yeah, I'm done. I'm done.
I can't I can't this game is just bad. It's a bad game. I mean this is just looking so good
That's just okay
We didn't know what to see I see on my end of the server and I
Demented hit and you learn how to sound it
I got him.
Dude, that's fucking sniper man, so fucking boring.
Same guy as last time.
So boring, it's just boring.
Good job, Hunter.
I'll just do a camp both ways, then.
This camera is level, watch this. 1, 2, 3, melee, bang.
I can absolutely perfect, literally pixel perfect, exact amount.
I'm not sound impressive, but I mean, it's fucking thousands of hours of...
We have a very good fighting comp, we just want to chill, we can
Alright
Man, I'm bugged, nice look at my fucking strainer
Fucking stupid af game
Oh my
Like, holy shit, I can't
Okay, I have a one-shot.
One-up area, vertical one.
This is one-up area, what do you do?
I mean, it's literally an actual one-up area.
Well, he's losing his fight again, North.
I see Ivy.
You go play Mirage, don't enjoy anything in life one, and two don't play it because they
have a chance of winning it.
But they actually gain nothing out of playing that character.
The character has zero IQ, zero gameplay, it's the most brain dead shit of all time.
You're literally just playing Call of Duty and you're just hitting shots, hoping for
the best.
And then tornadoing, out of anything that happens to your character.
And you just cleanse it if anything more happens.
Once like a single cell organism didn't play that shit
Yeah, go go game watches
I'm gonna do a devil's in shit
Or we are dead
There is a guy up there
He is running at the side
In front of theING
What's that?
Dong깃
Where are you?
KB
Thank you
They his way
Why don't you fuck them?
Don't you're fucking them
I
Got a Colombian vision
Guys nearly have a me
Yes, there was no buy I'm not crazy
I love the lavender towers
get blue and then we can get the jungle
i'm here but i don't wanna fight that baggy
let me go back real quick
dude what is bro doing?
dude what is bro doing?
I need to fix the nerfs now, kinda annoying but a lot of things that you have to do in
this game we're kind of tedious and kind of like like Chorzen
yeah I'll play that in my end
like getting boxes, getting fucking urn, getting this it just feels like you're doing Chorzen
you know it's like a core fundamental of the game
We are coming, we are coming.
We have a room toward them.
Haze is on green.
We have 4v6, 4v5.
Coming.
It's a bad part of the tower.
I'm coming.
We're down by 2, we're coming in, we're coming in.
Where are my team?
Where?
Hey, the air is on shit.
I...
I could play this fight 10 more times a hundred more times. I could I could not play better than that
I was maxed out. I just much less like I can't do it
We're good no one only if you just pull up it'll be a bitch ass
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Our macro is shit and our gameplay is shit.
Lock in this is a travel.
I, again, so whenever you're responding
instead of going to the fucking rest,
you went some doing fuck off something else, like.
Why are you guys so target?
I don't have, I don't give a shit.
I don't give a fuck what we're doing.
Who's dying too?
We lost our walker as well.
we take the walker yeah oh man just otherwise we get the kills we get this
riff and walker like this way you don't pay you they can't think they don't
think they don't have computing device in their heads they don't they don't
He's dead, he's winning it!
4-7 by their farm?
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, stop stop stop
It's okay, I was wrong, it was on me actually, I'm not bad
Deep shit
I don't want to go in the hole, you will
He's right inside
I should have went back there, I had to buy it and I wanted to get killed so I'm taking
the horse.
We don't even have to play before.
I'm not afraid of you.
You've always been this way.
But we got a walker, but we got a walker.
It's a terrible argument there.
These are static objectives and the other ones are only happening at certain times.
So you have to get the things that happen.
Because they didn't get to walk anyway.
So then we both get to walk or cool, but they get the rifts and they get kills.
We can hide it all.
Yeah we can't get that, I mean it just pressure you to lure some shit.
I don't have a walker I think.
No I'm not with him.
I mean I'm coming green. I'm not gonna take this like this.
I'm not shooting you guys.
Stop, let's see.
Remember me buddy
Suck
I
Matter why I'll do I pause the music people people do it enough people positive of them I do it too. Fuck it. Thank me
I don't give a shit. I'm gonna shit. I'm a little counseling. I don't care
All you do is pause the music me too then so what I'm part of the problem now
I mean he's just got shit on it. I mean anything that was warranted
I mean, we're not gonna do that, right?
After the back of the air-chargers in there, so annoying, man.
Man, take this game out of the game, it's so boring, it's just not fun.
Nobody has fun playing against that shit
That shit
if we if we stole the situation they're tipping the the the the mirage
I'm actually under the fucking mid-boss attack.
No man, it was him getting into the fucking mid-side.
Okay, go, go, go.
I'm gonna get it.
Go, go, go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna go back to the blue.
I mean, I haven't been tipping.
I think that was, uh...
We're getting in the end of it.
Yeah, I think I might need to get a final strike for this fucking dipshit.
I don't want to build it, I don't want to, also they have a Billy and Calico and Ivy
I would rather get Scourge and go do a lot of melee range damage instead of fucking
going through a damn strike which is kind of one dimensional. Yeah I mean, just annoying
This is uh, I'm sure there's insane here, I mean the amount of time I'm gonna get with
the melee when she goes insane.
I think the IV and the Tygo should almost always be in the melee.
I let you devour.
We don't have to do anything else that they're gonna do.
We can't, we don't have any decision.
anything case was Andy fucking fucking shit is it they're gonna sell I think so
you took the camp she will take the roof yeah I'm here she's behind me get out
They're gonna get collapse
I found a gold prescourgy
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What up?
It's fine, we'll see you later, I mean, some of the games are as well, I guess it is or it is.
I'm here.
Wait, I'm not doing all that, I don't think we should do that.
That's why we don't do that.
Oh man, this guy dude!
this guy how bad are you man that's cookie the map is black is engaging on
the fucking shoulder like a buff really really green really green can we
get on that
we're engaging middle
yeah, we're engaging middle
just get out, get out
I can't see You fucking listen to me because you're fucking dogs and we play for the
I
Mean him wasn't him people got caught over and over and over again
Okay
Yeah, I mean it buddy
You can't teach that again like you got cut over here, right and then directly after where they where they're gonna
to go. Of course we're going to go fucking blue. I mean it was obvious. I mean I don't
know what we're doing. This is like some fucking arc on the whole gameplay.
I mean my ult is just annoying. I mean I can't see shit there.
If I was the government, I would imprison people that play Lash because I know they're
going to do crime when they're older.
It's just called crime prevention.
If you play Lash, you go to jail.
It's that simple.
I put you in the fucking box
We set it again
I
Just feel it's it's it's
Yeah, I'm out. I'm am I going
No, no, no.
Destroy the blue walker.
One, two, three.
Keep the weapon green, don't get them.
Take another hole.
There's no more walker, Tom.
I'm good, thank you.
I mean, what am I going to do here?
Right.
Hi, I'm over.
It's a good way to save the minion.
I moved, now I have to...
...leave the enemy.
Oh, we have one in the wallcash here as well.
Is he meleeing?
I don't know what this guy is doing.
I don't know what this guy is doing.
I don't know unless we have another award incident.
You don't buy duration on 7 anymore.
You get arcane surge for your 3.
And sometimes regular bay rarely.
If you lived long enough that there's any matters on your ult, you would have won the fight anyway.
You don't do it in 3, you search the 3 instead.
They will return, and we must be ready.
I see them.
They're fighting.
No, no, no.
She's under attack.
I know my rinse.
I saw her.
Nice. Push, push, push.
I wouldn't get these guys going to the south.
Yeah! Walker, what's that? Walker, what's that? Come on then!
They're south, they're south!
Really?
the news one
It's fine as in like we split I mean I don't have one that then two deaths or this guy stall until they take every response
Even if I can't I don't think it is
I think I need to um, uh, put an armor for all the seven bullets and shit.
Maybe juggernaut actually.
If you think about it, juggernaut I mean, there are really not seven bullets a lot
I mean three of them that dude it dude that got cooksie, you know check three seven boats
I don't know that like the wrong numbers like I don't know what what's actually better for me and teammates overall for value played honor or
Not it's usually kind of a close call
What's that damage?
I mean what is the damage?
What is the damage?
What's that you're filming?
We have nothing to do more than that.
We are just bad. That's it, bro.
Yeah, I agree. I've been saying the whole game, finished.
If we fight, if we fight in peace, if we fight outside, we lose.
It's fine, I guess.
Defender stronghold!
We have seven units, if you can just wait.
If they drop, we respawn and we fight.
Let's see what this enemy is on!
If they drop, it's a mistake, or we should have killed it.
It's not a mistake. I'm dropping this dip.
I'm dropping usually not a mistake.
I mean, they didn't drop, so I mean, I think that's fine actually.
They will spend the fucking region of getting to drop, so...
So, it's a robin for us.
I'm not gonna go get rest of it.
Actually, when they were way faster than that, that was way slower.
Actually, I'm hooked.
I don't think I'd stare
And me it was a cool skull
Any time
I can't survive without it. I mean, I'm being melted.
There's that three fucking sudden bullets.
Now we can see one of them. I mean, one good fight and it becomes over pretty much for us.
I mean, two good fights, but it's endless.
I don't know what to do.
That was a good one.
Yeah, that was a good one.
I should have, um, loved that.
That was so close.
Come on, man.
I'll see you in the next video.
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