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what the fuck? yo, what? views used to take 30 seconds to count as a single view, now
clicking on the vid for half an inch counts as a view. interesting. wait, the video was
not even that interesting, why is that so many views on it? like, was it interesting?
Starting 8-4. These will tell the moment the video begins to play, but no minimum watch time, because of platforms.
We're sanitizing views with reflectors to ensure that we continue.
It's going to show their values by partners.
Wait, I'm so confused. I know anyone who would do this.
Wait, Chad, this serves no benefit.
What?
I mean, viewer, I feel like viewer retention and overall,
I'm actually, time people spend watching your videos
is a more important stat.
Like, I don't, I don't, I don't like the,
I don't like the machine.
Yeah, I don't like it here.
It doesn't do anything to me, so it's like, whatever.
So it's just like a flex thing, I guess.
Drake, if you ever see anything else,
I said they were 15.
Yeah, did you have them again?
Yeah, why and how is it making so many atoms?
McCree?
It's an animated film based on his comic, since when do you have a comic series?
When do you have a comic series?
is really an interesting number four.
That's cool, didn't it?
GTA thing controller, is this real or is this false?
Is that a real thing?
That looks kinda cool.
To have an awe to hate or take it,
I feel like it doesn't really feel GTA.
XQC, thanks for streaming this early.
I get to touch the best one or two.
It just feels like a controller with a GTA thing on it.
like it just doesn't
what it isn't given it
i do this with the guy
this was better
and
this is a lot better
more like i'd slap the shit out of that schnoz
can i get a welcome to the jungle dtw
on a two-year-old subbed
many more
so what is that i'm gonna say is that any cool things up on the internet?
any job?
maybe some other job show
some of these some k-17 months excuse you see how he was a multi-stream viewing
experience way that's you are hostile with the audio video across four streams
I was really the gp of your servers there what's going on glad but let's go
and if there's anything with some stuff I mean it could be good what else fuck
you and it could be cool could be cool never know
I'm going to jump.
What is up?
Hope all is well.
You too, mate.
I'm just kind of waking up a little bit.
I had some meeting to do in the morning, but I'm here.
Very cool.
BitChess.
Um
Yeah, what is the always put stuff that nobody knows about on the fucking on the stuff like we don't know what these towers are
You know what that it would that is like well
Now they just put stuff that people know about, like the fucking, like some cool bridge or some shit.
I know what it is. I know what it is either.
No it is? I know what it is either. You know what it is either. You're Lark Lark Sahore.
I may not have went to an electrician school, but I learned a lot.
You got it.
I ain't put the, uh, around months in the jungle.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle?
C'mon, it's such a bad product, man.
They need to fucking stop producing that.
I may not have went to an electrician school, but I learned a lot.
You gotta watch that door, friend.
No means to take.
But I learned a lot.
I mean, I understand it's not pretty, but it works.
The only one that I'm having trouble with is this one.
What the fuck?
Oh shit.
That is, that is AI.
It's gotta be.
Hey, why are you supposed to do that?
I don't think I'm gonna be too happy.
Oh no.
Just want to, I'm gonna have a little pixel on.
How did Jeezy get banned?
Is there an exhibit then?
I'm sure it's comical.
But I mean, um...
For a pill.
I think that Cole would be receptive to him being banned and play RP.
and play RP if he wants to actually commit to locking in and we pay $2 for the same
or for the fact drug as I say you know friend of mine very very heavy he's a
very obese person I said you're an extremely obese person but he's a
brilliant guy he's a Wall Street guy he's a brutal brutal man but smart as
hell but he's got a serious weight problem and he called me up and he
He's from New York, he's one of the top guys on Wall Street, he's begging me because I've
told the story a couple of times not to mention his name because he's a good guy.
Can I get a welcome to the young guy?
But he's tough as hell and he's smart, vicious, wild.
These are the people we have to deal with when you're president.
He used to call me Donny, now he calls me president.
He'd say, Donny, now he calls me president.
I'm shocked he does that actually, that shows respect.
But he said, you know, Mr. President.
I was in London and I paid $86 for Ozefek.
And in New York I pay $1,300 for the same thing.
That's a lot, that's a big difference.
And I had it checked out.
It comes from the same factory,
it comes from the same place,
and then I have some other fact drugs.
I said, are you taking this stuff?
Yeah, I said, it's not working, you look like shit.
What?
He's not working, but he got me going.
Jack, what is really yapping about these days?
Yo.
Okay, this is kind of an awkward scenario, right?
Because you have a-
What the fuck?
Okay, alright.
You were just saying like a doubt and now you're talking like someone punched you in the throat.
Jack, Jack.
Did he play main-serv-
So is this on main servers? No, it is. You know that this is whitelist on the whitelist
Extreme soon shots
What is that what is that let him get away out of the apartments with no eyebrows
Tiger, I'm sorry, baby. Listen. Okay. Here's what I'm gonna say. I have a question. Okay, you can say
do it clap
I'm sorry what?
Who in class?
We're very very multiple.
Are you talking to me?
Here is something?
Do you hear something?
I think I...
It went in...
You're just saying like Adele and now you're talking like someone punched you in the
throat.
Just...
Listen OK...
Very nice to see...
Tiger, I'm sorry.
Okay, here's my...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean chat I feel like maybe he's developed. Yeah, it's been definitely an interesting one. Anyway, do we clap?
Yeah, yes. Yes, I mean it's been three years. Yeah, which I was gonna RP. I was terrible
I still I'm terrible, but I
Think maybe maybe what maybe he wants to give it a shot, right like actual are p-ing, right?
I'm sure they'll be or something like I'm banning him. Yeah, I think I think it's fine. It's different from like
Creators they get banned, right?
When they're locked in and they suck it. This is like not locked in like it's it's all good like I was walking
I proceeded and I'm gonna say I have a question. Okay, you can say I
Do it clap I think I think maybe maybe just go up with a backstory for a character or whatever and maybe put some eyebrows on
Cuz I mean no eyebrows. It's crazy
Chat no eyebrows. Come on, bro. I
Mean, that's like some fucking like no pixel purple purple County
I can
Orange Spanish is
I know
Main slot from the show
Level easy
God, this is so long
Ah, but I see it
See, I don't even know what these are
I get everything
I'll get under
I'll do that yeah, it's a game for them to do
Okay, okay
Don't get it I give a shit. It's a check guys guys. You see it's a real gambling like I don't even know
This is Andy's game the fucking past food
Well, I'm fucking stupid to share wrong inside I wasn't into the song
Oh bean boys that's crazy actually wait that ball jet jet jet that jet that is
some real that's a real slot slot ball ball knowledge and that's gone wait wait
that's the C man on it you smell like like onions you're you know what you've
You've always been extremely sensitive.
Everything, smell, taste.
So then I get it right, then?
I'm eating so lucky.
Oh, OK.
Well, it's not your favorite.
It's like you.
It's almost like your clothes.
The clothes absorb the smell.
Yeah.
Anyway, how you doing?
But I'm going to come see you later, OK?
Yeah.
I just wanted to say hello before I go.
I've got to go.
Talk to you later.
I want to finish my dinner okay. Oh my god. XQCL. What? Independence Day, Independence Day,
you know flying saucers. Where? Here. Oh yeah I can't see it. I can't see that.
Don't reject it. Don't reject it. Don't reject it. Yeah, because I have like a lighting.
Actually chat, it's the mothership come in to pick up the alien which is sitting
beside me here. Thank you. I'll see you in a minute.
I'm not leaving.
Good afternoon. Good afternoon.
Anyway, I've had some drama. Is there any good drama?
Justin, you got a visit from the FBI when Mike threatened them. 100% should be reporting
to FBI regardless of which response or lack thereof.
I think I'm going to man. I'm thinking about ending the stream early and just
Making some phone calls because what the fuck?
What the actual fuck
This is not okay
Fine, what are you doing twitch? Hello? I need to happen to happen
How much more blatant doesn't need to be?
um
Hodges piss. Hodges super piss. He should be. It's really fucked up. You have a platform that is openly hosting death threats
And has already got their one of their largest political streamers who's had multiple
Fans who have gone out and committed attacks or made death threats to people who have got where there are indictments for it
We can read everything and a couple they convicted like and twitch does nothing. It's fucking crazy
It's insane is way worse than the the amount of radicalization on a platform is actually fucking crazy
Like I'm not that like if I was like a federal investigator and I had some big body available to me the hat all of the sea
Sweep would be gone and the organization might be shut down. That's just it's crazy
It's insane what's been allowed to just run rampant there. I've been complaining about this shit for a long time
Don't know he's given a fuck, but I don't know. Maybe such as a better
Unironically probably is I'm a Jack. I could chat. I've been there again
I feel like on that job that's on picture. I've always been gonna lock in it
Like I think I think anything violence related it should just be a few weeks. It's not the platform
There's no wind there. I don't think anybody wins.
But nobody gets it.
The only part that comes out of doing this is violence.
It's useless. It's awful.
I don't like people saying, I hate America and I deserve 9-11.
Your nephew said that.
We love America so much.
Because so much we want to represent him here instead of Israel.
He put up pictures of the 10 powers being blown up behind him because he loves America.
Well, okay.
That's what he did.
Let me stop you there.
Let me play a little mashup of your nephew, Shane.
A mashup of that?
What is he like?
That's a virtual thing he said about this.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Back to us.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Are we going to talk about Mike Rogers?
Hang on.
I did this.
Hang on.
You're my son.
Is he coming back to Michigan?
Hang on.
Hang on.
I do think
Michigan do not let Israel buy that
Well, I love it come down, dude. I'm actually happy to call me kid
not calm down on
What was the game play at?
This is an example.
What?
What?
Yo, it's got banned.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yo, it's got banned.
What is that?
Wait, for that clip?
No, it bends you in real time,
like in actual real time,
based off of like, random parameters.
It does?
Wait, death parameters,
that if they're met, they just get bent on the fly?
For three kills?
What?
Well, I mean, don't get deserve that.
I don't give a shit.
I don't give a shit.
If you're using a controller and you get banned, I don't care.
You're basically cheating.
So, um, bazed.
Bazed, uh, bazed slap.
Yeah, I'm not the judge.
I'm not the, the, the, the, the arbiter of the truth.
But if you're using a controller, you're cheating by default.
So I don't give a fuck.
Fuck in.
Enjoy your band pussy.
Um, the other thing that was brought up today was the DJ academics interview video.
It is the same interview that the defense tried to get a portion of the interview admitted
into evidence so they could play it.
That was denied.
That was said to be hearsay.
And the prosecution brought in their own clip from that same interview.
And it is when DJ Academics asks him, like, oh, you get triggered by these fly-for-bond
comments, don't you?
And Dirk says, for some reason, I don't see those comments no more, for some
odd reason and then he asks academics if they've seen those and if they if he
sees these messages anymore and he's always fucking gargling it liquor I
mean I mean yeah I mean that wasn't thinking it's fucking hitting crazy no
did not know they should be fattening it that and if I did do you think I would
be okay with the company that's buying hello my right love the content it's
I don't even remember the real name of it, but it has something to do with like
Defense and AI data centers this like oh god. I invested because I like this camera
I invested because I believed that the camera was going to be good for people
I believe that this this camera and this one here was going to be a tool that people could use
That's why I believed in it and that's what I did and it look I get it. I get it. It looks bad
I did not know
about it at.
So I gotta feel bad for a good guy, YouTuber, isn't it?
Like, I think Markiplier is generally like a good guy, right?
But because he's a good guy,
the audience that he fosters on YouTube
makes it so he has to fucking,
anything that has the word AI,
he has to fucking bow down before the audience
and fucking suck everybody off
just because AI equals bad, the narrative.
I mean, you have to go with that narrative.
Let's say there's something like,
say AI players in a game or something like that has been gone for like 20 years and it's good because
you need AI to do it. And nowadays it says oh and some players are AI. Dude it begins to begin to say it's just weird.
Oh there was my knowledge about it. And if I had any knowledge of it I wouldn't even be remotely close to this.
this so so that is the clarifying information that if people want to know
more about that no I did not wait you say in fact he's in for a trade 50 million
but that and also that's pretty way that's a pretty no-nice claim no also me
I mean that's reading you if I try to pump and dump number one I wasn't the
one pumping like I said any time I have to be extremely careful about what I say
and how I say it because anything I say I'm at a point and it's it's unfortunate
like it's it's like why you bought the brochures before the before the merger like
like instantly and anyone else
this other threshold back when I was first starting YouTube like I had these
are they before oh I am becoming increasingly more
distanced from the the the people that are watching my channel I have to be
careful about what I say because there is this unseen consequence from that
happening there there's so many of our keys friendly the view with like 30
million subscribers just publicly attacked Markiplier and said he crossed
the line and you actually might have four days before gopro got by
it is there a wagon of waters but not through miss kiff i mean i mean
is there a way is there not a way in a career to see this information without miss kiff i mean
i go i go it's not that i hate miss kiff but you know what i mean like
oh okay well i mean this is now now this is too much i don't want to read all this is
another video have i ever shown you my radio i could blend this
This is a Geiger counter, it measures radiation.
This is not a fridge, this is a dry cabinet for lenses.
Hold on.
Lenses are kind of my thing.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I mean, I have to debunk this.
I mean, I have to.
It seems to be serious.
It's low-key.
I don't.
Okay.
I don't.
Okay.
It was unlocked. It's open. Radiation's clear.
I know, okay.
It's not like it's on radiation, but it is some radiation.
Over 1,200? Well, well, well...
If I keep the door closed, the glass blocks most of the...
It's completely fine.
This video's sponsored by GoPro, and it's specifically about the GoPro ILS.
Mission 1, ILS. I'm gonna get the name right.
ILS, which stands for interchangeable lens...
system something this is what I've been excited about for a very long time the
ILS in my hand but it's being in the studio right now so they didn't give
me to maybe they didn't trust me with one noticed it because it would look
like another bit of tech okay anyway I painted it out yes you got a couple
sponsor okay got it you know some shit and then what and then what
dude fuck you fuck you are you kidding me I mean are we that I can't I'm really
set to receive on 15 mil for his go-pros 285 then our merger at the
quietly becoming its largest individual shareholder is 8.5 snake with his flows
was while shares traded on 60 cents, not 1.14.
All right.
I hope I say that in life, he was unaware, unhappy with the
GoPro's merger pivots.
Then what made him invest in it?
XQC
They didn't announce it.
Wait, check that information that it was going to go good.
Then he's like, oh, this is going to be good.
I mean, it had to be in line with the AISHIT.
New camera.
Cap.
Um,
it's very interesting hold on hold it hold it kim jonan is a fat ugly when a youtuber decides to
become the largest individual stakeholder in a company that financially is really f***ing bad
because generally if you like a company and you want to invest in it because you think there's
a turnaround story you don't buy that much of it unless you know something market plier buys
8.5% of GoPro public shares.
So that's a lot, no?
Someone by what's called a micro cap company whose
financials are absolutely bleeding.
Unless you have access to some information that gives you real
read.
Chad, GoPro, I mean GoPro, it wasn't mega bleeding, no?
Chad, I think the competitors are pretty gankin'.
I mean Chad, DJI and other shit, I mean that made a big
advance and GoPro was like coming on the back burner.
He's in to to justify your belief that this is
actually turning around.
Generally, you don't make that big of a purchase.
Then some things came to light after.
He buys 13.5 million shares.
So he spends between eight and $10 million.
He bought on July 13th.
He files his 13G, which is his disclosure to the SEC,
on August 20th.
Last week, before the announcement came out
that he had no shares, he had posted a video
where he compares a GoPro camera
to a much more expensive camera.
At no point during that video did he disclose that he was the single largest shareholder
of the company, of the product that he's promoting and saying is so good.
Yeah, but Stocky, that doesn't matter.
He did have an affiliate link and said he sponsored.
That's not the same thing.
That's not my opinion.
That's the opinion of the FTC.
If you own shares in a company and you do a promotion or promote it or you sponsor
it and you have a vested stake in it and you're a big enough creator that you
could move that stock, you are required by the FTC to disclose that.
Now he said his lawyer said that he's fine.
Hmm.
Bloomberg reports this on August 30th.
Okay.
Chat.
Isn't it kind of a great line of chat?
Let's say...
Chat, let's say I had Strux and Amazon and then Shimon Twitch, right?
Which is the...
Twitch, I mean, basically it's also Amazon, no?
Is it on Amazon?
If I say, yo, Twitch is the bomber, the Twitch is good, and could that not make...
Is that...
Not...
How is that upsetting?
Here's the problem.
All of this could be, hey, this was a mistake.
It's not that suspicious he did buy a bunch of it and then did this video he probably just
forgot to do a disclosure.
That's not where it got crazy.
On that day the stock ran 50% and then went an additional 40% after hours.
The next day.
Starman Optical Purchase.
You don't want to present so what's the line then?
What's the line at which the percentage becomes a problem for the FEC?
is 90% of GoPro's debt. A private equity company that makes optical receivers for AI data centers.
Nothing to do with making movies. Shareholders are going to get $285 million in cash, which comes
out to $1.14 a share. Remember, he bought this way before. Starman is getting 90% of the company.
They're keeping it public as a subsidiary. And the stock goes another 40%. Also,
Starman is taking GoPro from cameras AI data center and military defense
Drones need cameras see GoPro's real value in for them is their patents
GoPro has over two thousand five hundred patents
So I am not accusing Mark Flyer of of insider trading because I have no proof of that
But he did violate FTC rules by not disclosing that hey
I'm making this promotional video and favorable video about a product of a company. I own 10% in it's very
Yeah, I feel like a lot of people do this, it's like some un-regulated things.
I don't know how to even regulate this. I mean, it seems to be very ambiguous.
Name of it, but there's something to do with like,
defense and AI data centers.
He's in the truth.
He met Grupo at a trade show, I love their camera
and how affordable it's compared to these cameras.
He's iron-lung and invested it.
Like, oh God, I invested because I like it.
That's not a problem. That's not a problem, though.
I invested because I believe that the camera yeah, but investing that much amount of money
Okay, on the camera. I'm making a video about it before the announcement over
I mean, it's not about what it is that the timings and what it looks like it's going to be good
It's more people. I believe I mean check if you have three facts. You look at one one factor at a time
I'll get this is fine. Okay. This is fine. It's fine. You put them all together
Not as fine. Like I think
It's more the big picture this this camera and this one here. What's anything? I say I'm at a point and it's it's
Unfortunate like it's it's like this other threshold back when I was first starting YouTube like I had these thresholds where I realized
Oh, I'm becoming increasingly more distant from the the the people that are watching my channel. I have to be careful about what I say because
There is this unseen
consequence from that happening. There's so many other things that can go out from there.
There's people that will take advantage of that. There were people who tried to use that or people
would be misled for that. So I have to be extremely careful about the information that comes through.
But there's other people that will gladly use information like that that want to be on top
of the news of an article that came out Sunday evening, which I had no control over the release of.
Yeah, yeah, it's it's a lot of his like I said, yeah, I didn't
talk he's right about this a third of his net worth now it's
probably less than that but still I mean chat it seems like a
lot of money to go in on so that he thinks it's good and
as we want it when it's like a dying stalker like it's a lot
of money it's a lot of money that you don't do that on a
whim like you just don't
I'm not going to read all this shit, I'm not going to buy it.
Honestly, grok this and if I'm wrong, clod that and if it's wrong or if it's right,
then fuck me, sir.
Because if you actually have anything in black mold before, black mold grows on the walls,
It's called it's got a black mold and it like binds to your lungs and shame you fucking die
Thank you, could you could you say that for me?
Last summer a suspected North Korean operative who went by the name Joe
Used to stole an identity to apply for a hard to fill artificial intelligence role with a corporate security and
An investigations company called NISOS had ordered in Virginia.
You, as a company, get a lot of intelligence,
or former intelligence, so that's just three tickets.
Specifically, if you guys got burned.
And this is your business.
The first thing I'll say is we didn't get burned.
We identified him as a DPRK, a North Korean candidate,
in the first unit.
We decided to start to run an operation on him.
So you had fish on the line, and you let him run a little bit.
100%.
It was a chance we had to get inside the minds of these guys.
I think what we were looking for was the two angles.
How do we better understand the behaviors
so we can set the better look for ways
to counter those behaviors?
Niso saw an opportunity to flip the script.
He picked the wrong company too.
Chad, shouldn't they do this while being monitored
and helped by law enforcement or something like that?
Then they did this on their own?
I mean, 64 months.
I heard you guys had a welcome to the jungle.
the hurricane George recently how was how was your house kind of how was Palm
Beach and you invented a hurricane we did so we said hurricane George and there
was no hurricane there was no hurricane George yeah how can I say
going through a storm and but luckily my place was fun some branches down a
bit of cleaner but no real damage thank you for sharing a little bit more about
yourself that's always nice to kind of get to know our candidates I'll turn
it over to kind of start a little bit of the top grading interview.
Well, nice to meet you, Joseph.
I'm glad that again, the house is fine and you're OK.
I know what the winds and stuff is always bad.
So, Chad, so let's talk about what the funny seems like a troll.
Ben Ressenberg, a former CIA analyst who led
NISOS's North Korea focused investigations.
Posed this is like, bullshit.
Do you by chance have a GitHub or any sort of repository
of work you've done?
I would like to see more of that.
Talk me through what's going on.
So at this point, I'm pretty convinced he is a North Korean trying to get a job with us.
I look through your resume, it all looks bad.
And he says that why?
Do you have like a portfolio that you can show?
I just would like to see a little bit of the work, because we want to make sure, you know, the right person is coming in.
Yep, so, uh, how can I say it?
Jack, even in interviews I'm like, he's baiting it.
I mean, who would be involved with this?
Jack, he's like some fucking porn acting.
I don't have a full portfolio of ideas, but I came to get some sample diagrams.
We can make it even easier if you want to share something now,
or if you can just pull up your screen, we can try.
Seems such jokes.
Yeah, seems such.
Sure.
Do you want to share your screen and show me a little bit of the work?
Right now?
Yeah, why not?
It doesn't like that.
Just your points.
And you seem to start now looking around and clearly closing windows.
Well, I mean, I would do the same thing as well.
I mean, if you ask me to share with those of you.
Okay, I'll turn my shirt on, but let me do a couple of things first.
Well, I mean, yeah, no, share that.
It's always easier when you see the person showing it than me having to see it later
because I get to see it and see your excitement for this post-off, you know?
I mean, show me like bookmarks and search things and whatever.
What's funny is I would probably just go along with that hurricane thing
rather than give my interview and actually we did not have a hurricane lull.
based on what Kevin Reddington is telling us, he's assuming that it's 11 jurors finding,
I think he's assuming it's 11 jurors finding either not guilty or not guilty by reason
of mental detail, which frankly I think is the much more likely option in this case.
And what we're looking at here is a unique case because, as Chanel mentioned, it's in
Massachusetts, it's a prosecution that has the burden of proving that, in fact, Lindsey
Clancy was able to perform these acts and commit these crimes despite the fact that
the defense has said there's a mental disease or defect.
Usually the burden of proof is reversed.
That's why I'm spending some time on this question because I understand the jury is spending a lot of time on reasonable doubt
It's important to remember that in this state
It's the prosecution who has to basically have the burden of proving everything where in other states
It's the defense that would have the burden of the affirmative defense. Isn't that risky?
Just off the fact that if it's not entirely clear then they don't get what they're looking for like
She was not able to form the disease or defect that really changes things for the prosecution
in this state.
Yeah.
I mean, I didn't really follow this closely, so I got a different memo.
Um, but it is 60.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I fixed it.
Actually, I mentioned it.
We're going to be talking about this Lindsey Clancy trial.
So I'm not going to look at them and talk about it.
Yeah, for everybody.
I mean, the person, I mean, Chad, they
orchid the whole thing.
I mean, it takes a check.
In Massachusetts, there is a woman named Lindsey Clancy.
So that's eight years ago.
Anyway, yeah.
I forget what it is. Any versions of it that you're familiar with?
It's the Mestlondos!
He's stupid! He's like, he's undementally stupid!
Well, listen.
It's a deep way, but I think that hatred doesn't begin to describe how you should feel toward
this person. Antipathy, apoplexia. I don't understand... hysteria. I don't think
it works.
Hysteria, pardon me.
Yeah, I'm not going to love this.
It's just an exact dictionary for how much antipathy, malevolence, malice, hatred,
just the way you should feel towards this person.
There is an ancient Rome that would declare someone an enemy of Rome as an act in the
Senate.
And they would say it was a no obligation for every Roman to do them harm in any way they
are.
Um, anyways, that's fucking outrageous.
a plane he saw the world's hardest puzzle is that good
it's a million dollars in this hole and then on a superworld commercial I said
whoever solved a hundred puzzles first run all across the internet would win the
money inside and out of millions of people one human crack the code way
what I'm gonna show you guys how we did it boys border me now throw me my
Super expensive
You first had to watch my Super Bowl teaser titled watch my Super Bowl ad to win a million dollars if you went in the description
I clicked on this playlist
I'm gonna get nine puzzles and if you completed them you'd receive your first answer
Which was every challenge leads towards location name somewhere around world
Great, after hours, I just taught you how to play the game, and this is the actual puzzle.
And to win the million dollars, you need to find 91 locations hidden throughout all of these clues.
So let's get into it, starting with my Super Bowl commercial.
I just put one million dollars inside this bowl.
if you were to group and add these bright color bills in the ball together and
then match those numbers to letters in the alphabet you get cash 10 which
sounds like cash and Uzbekistan which would be your first of 12 locations but
do you remember when I said they go in they million dollars very special
Why were they special?
These exes were actually color color code pairs. Yeah, there's 25 of them
You can map them to the alphabet giving you
Lima Peru your second location the third was the golden ball for you max these numbers
Scrabble lexicon the message would spell out he funded a hospital in this site of last year's Scrabble championship
which was in Africa.
For the fourth puzzle, this bulb is flashing in Morse code,
spelling absolutely nothing.
But if you play the video in reverse,
the Morse code pattern spells Kabul.
And if you take the white tape on the back of my clipboard
and overlay it on the front,
you'd spell out capital of East Nusa Tengara,
which is Kupa, Indonesia.
There are 26 ports in this door,
and 10 lasers fire in a sequence and hit those ports,
standing in this order.
What?
If you convert these numbers to the alphabet,
it spells laser mixup.
And if you mix up the word laser,
it spells arles as in arles, France.
For the seventh puzzle, each screen's back.
What?
The background color can be read as base three code.
If you use the base three formula
and then convert that to letters,
you get Beast City Hub, built in Toronto, Canada.
And if you convert these emojis on my phone to text,
the first two letters of each
spelled the city name of Casablanca.
Yeah, they just spelled that place as it.
Solving this crossword from you and Juliet and this famous line what's in a name that which we call a rose by any other name
Would smell as sweet. Okay. Um, yeah, I guess
Hey, so what is this?
Absolutely. Thank you. What is this? You're a sketch artist use clothes remittance to draw something like that
Is that fun what
I
Yellow
Yellow shell exterior
I know shell like exterior with a tin of waste what?
Chat what's a what's a what the shell like?
I'm just gonna do it.
Okay.
Oh, there's more clues, okay, I get it.
Okay, chat.
I don't know.
I don't.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Then arms and legs.
I'm back.
What's up?
okay um i don't know it's something you think this like some some site where
yeah they give you a suspect and yeah and you have to draw him
can't he's spied yet so like they give you a suspect you have to draw like like the police
oh my god but it's kind of it's kind of it's kind of silly
i mean this guy's like a monocle see that you know what that is a monocle
I'm a nut it's a it's an eye thing yes I used to have like you know like
cartoons and I was a kid too right like what I missed a cow can I get a welcome like what
I still X of X Tain Tain yeah you know what Tain Tain was yeah Tain Tain yeah it's a it's a
solid story is there a thing yeah Tain Tain yeah and then look at Luke I don't know
how lucky Luke was good I told them I look at Luke but they don't know about it they don't
They know like even they don't they don't that's how that's how physics learned about the West
The guy who's got any shadows. Are you?
I
Have to sit beside you. Yeah, we have to do something now. I mean we don't have to but it's a
Something that they were victim didn't so well. Yeah, since I have no friends. I have no girlfriend
I gotta stick around you now
I'm thinking about it.
Well, I can stick around my family now, right?
Instead of mom biking all the time.
Well, I mean, don't you have girlfriends?
Like three of them or something?
No, I'm sad.
Yeah, okay. He's been.
Okay.
Turn on the lights.
But you don't have to be so lost.
What lights?
You can be more to the left if you want.
What? You want me to move?
Well, I mean, we can put the channel on the mainstream so you can read it.
See? Bang.
Okay, it's a ball.
That's the excellent stuff.
Can you turn on the lights?
Lights? Watch your eye!
This is gonna...
What is?
My god, lights from the...
Lights from the mothership.
No, no, no.
Bang.
One more?
Pass.
Give it to him.
Yeah, I'll give it to him.
Just...
I've read the power bell, so...
My God, I'm not gonna be beamed up.
Oh well, John, I'm just changing set up.
Did you eat?
I ate, um...
I ate, I forgot what I ate.
Are you okay?
I ate nothing, not really what it was.
it was um it was that's crazy all right you want to switch to the other holy shit
like a studio in here what's up you want to switch to the other camera oh yeah
yeah switch it out give me like 10 cents you have to be nice and don't say
anything crazy not gonna say something so you get cancelled well with the new
Yeah, chat. If he doesn't need to pray to you, chat, he's banning. And he has a twitch account, I'm sure.
No, I don't have a twitch account.
I don't need to ban for something that he says. I'm fine.
You think so? You're leaving me all alone.
Yeah, I am. You're with the chat.
Oh, chat. Leave me alone.
Oh, come on, guys. Say something. Say something nice.
That, that, that. That's good. Yes. Hello. How are you doing?
So, how's Peter's doing today, guys? Is it a good chat today?
today is he like sober he's like okay yeah tell us a story of XQC huh what what
what do you want to know yeah sober it's a word means I'm there I don't drink
don't worry XQC is very stinky what work multiple jobs in Quebec yep I did
that you're going too fast hello story of him a little guy he was a pretty
smart little guy baggy shirt no this is a Burberry shirt oh yes we're gonna yes
someone just said something yes we're gonna do a bike stream yes we are we
You got bikes coming, it's gonna happen big time.
No, no, no, no, don't promise something when you see them.
Okay, where you live?
We do your bike stream.
Um, well, yeah.
But I mean, you bought me a bike that's coming in like in a year.
Two months.
Yeah, but I don't want to guess it.
Why don't you just buy stuff that they have?
It goes to the store?
I want to buy a bike and you buy a bike.
Why do you have to order it and wait for it to come from China or some shit?
Because it's a special bike.
I can't believe you guys. I got my two kids here. Screw me out.
No, no, I'm just saying. We could just bike a bike now and reselect after and then, like, you know, when the new bike is going to arrive.
I'll tell you what, I'll get a bike tomorrow morning. You want to come tomorrow morning?
Fuck yes.
Yeah, I'm going to Craig City tomorrow.
Well, I'm going to get a good bike, though. Not like some bullshit.
Charlie.
I've got an Orbea Rise.
Oh yeah, but I used to race a gear fixture.
Remember that?
That's what I used to do.
I switched to the bike.
Oh yeah, the bike was heavier than you.
And then I fixed it.
So much of that tech, a camera quality alerts.
Is it this, should be this?
Ooh.
Whoa.
We'll put it down.
Ray Tracing enabled.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Dude, I'm so, why am I so shiny on this?
This is like, bro, the other side
is doing crazy work to these guys.
Yeah, I saw that.
All right, I'll let you introduce it again on camera. Yeah, but it's easier if you present to us
Okay
All right, chat, welcome to a special stream.
Today, XQC and his father will be answering the most
asked questions on Google.
Is that actually the one?
Yes.
You actually go to Google and you just start that?
These are not curated.
So when you typically watch this video,
it's still one or two of the curated ones.
I just did it every single one.
So there might be some repeating ones.
There's some more ones?
I did this two months ago.
So I don't remember anymore.
That's how long this has been saying.
You see never before the business celebrities do that
They'll go get somebody on the show. I saw Stephen Colbert do it
I saw Stephen Colbert ask that what's the best sandwich and stuff like that
That's before
That funny
Funny, so say has XTC and you rip up the tape to reveal the question. Do I do I rip it off?
I can take turns you get what you do one board. He doesn't one board. Oh, yeah. Okay. Here you go
You know what?
How about it's not okay, and you can tell me if I'm lying or not because maybe you know the answers to these questions
I don't you know what as a kid you never liked
Well, I was lucky for that
Actually, yeah, true true because he said he said I wouldn't be a jubble
You can put in more more towards me a little bit. Yeah, it's alright. Yeah
Just because otherwise it's just gonna block bad. Yeah
All right, I'll put the mic over it like this.
This is good, like, just as a rule of the chat,
I can just make it really small, really small.
Well, watch this video.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna put like that.
The second from the top, from the bottom.
And increase the width, watch this.
Width, like 900, width.
This this is my fun. Yeah
Okay
Hey
Everybody I'm at you see and I'm I'm about to answer the top most aspects of some Google
What's my daddy's only hope a chance you could say that slower
Then the intro really make it be redo it redo the intro
Hi everybody, I'm XQC and I'm gonna do the most essence on Google. Can you do that?
Try that now. Okay.
Hello YouTube. I'm XQC and I'm about to answer the top 10 asked questions from
Google with my dad Larry. Yes. Okay. Back when I was young, I used to go to school
you know, I think this presentation you have to do, right?
Like, I would have a plan, I would do the research
and do the work, and I was ready to present, right?
Like presentation, it's true.
And then my dad would maybe like,
practice or do it once, right?
And he'd be like, no, no, no, no, reset.
And then he would do the holding room scratch, right?
And I had to film myself practicing it,
like dozens of times,
and I would read the presentation in front of him
over and over again, it's true.
And when I went to school,
I actually got to regret that.
And then I go to school and whatever he gave me
as like a skit to do, I wouldn't do it.
Cause I did too shy.
I did so much of it, not all of them.
Come on, kiddie, we used to practice so much.
So I remember that there was a skit
where I had to present the biggest snake,
it was the biggest snake, right?
And he said, bring a rope and show them how long
the snake can be or whatever, right?
And then I bought the school and I didn't pull it out.
No.
Now I get why it's so cool though.
I get it.
Should I tell, man?
Yeah.
Look at it.
Go.
Questions.
This is the way it problems.
As you can see, what?
As you can see.
It makes a long go.
Can't take it off.
Met Trump.
Really?
So what am I supposed to do?
Um, well, I met him.
I met him, so yeah, I met him.
Yes you did meet him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
August 10th, August 10th, August 5th, 2024, I think.
Well, I don't know what the day was, but.
Yeah, yeah.
I went to the Mar-a-Lago.
You used to go to the Mar-a-Lago.
Yeah, that's true.
Well, I didn't used to, I went there once.
No, yeah, and then the Secret Service came.
This is what the world is, people with the black cars.
Remember that?
That says, what are you getting that car for?
Says, don't worry about it.
Kim, Kim, Jack, you should pay me the skills
about a, so you think, on the fly and brought,
he wasn't there.
wasn't that not know when they came to pick you up the black car that wasn't
their secret service I mean yeah I mean there's like bombs what did you say
about mr. Trump and sending yes he says he's you honestly for what it's worth
he says he was a nice person I mean he was very polite he was there welcome
into it yeah and he said more time than he had to and I'm not I'm not a fan
or not I'm not not a fan or not not a fan but I'm not saying that simply saying
that I was surprised by your comment because he said you know he's he looked
very nice maybe I mean he's a people person right God he people person yeah
and give us a was it called in the little one you know we had a little hot dog
and you'll get pigs in the black it has a PC play terrarium with the health
terrarium video you were gga not a bit more a bit more is what is it what is
terrarium so games like minecraft when in 2d you don't know what yes I know what
minecraft is not good off right yeah I want the Santa Cruz they use I don't
know what I mean at the University of California Santa Cruz had a program
They're using Minecraft as a tool to teach people how to think, okay?
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Okay, well, I guess, um, I don't know about that.
Now you know.
Well, I hope.
I'm in a landing school.
How did you say, uh, been to Israel?
I've never been there before.
So I want to know about you.
Want to hear a good story?
Is it a good story?
Yeah.
Sure.
You ran Sylvie.
Mmm.
Sylvie went to Israel with Marina.
Well, yeah, because they work at the.
They were there in Canada.
You know what they do?
They take them and they separate them
and they ask them to hold background
and they see if they match before they let them into Israel.
They are a resister.
I like pretty much like any customs, pretty much.
Well, no, they do a good job in Israel.
Okay, that's it.
There's a long one.
As you can see, one streamer of the year.
I went in every year.
Oh man, remember that one when you got it?
That wasn't very polite.
Wait, what's wrong?
Oh my God, you know, 22, 23, I didn't get the ward,
I did it, it was about, am I finished?
Fine.
And then the year they give it to you go, that's it.
It's my worst year in my life,
and now you give it to me, thank you very much.
True, true.
What, that's true.
That's true.
And then you got,
Why did you get the badge upside down?
No, I just thought that you were,
let's say, a directive.
What do you mean by that?
Uh, you were, you know...
You were like, you know, not angry, but you were like, you know, come on guys.
Well, I mean it.
It made sense.
Okay, I just, it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna, it's gonna, dumb.
Uh...
Not dumb, it's, it's, it's particular.
What?
It's like, it's like, why then, you know what I mean?
Why then, that's right.
It was such a bad year, the year you got it.
For yeah.
Personally.
Remember that?
Texas?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
I actually see fall off.
Fall off of what?
Fall off.
What does that mean?
It means it is a fall off.
No, no, no, what it means.
It means...
You drank too much and you fell over?
It's like, let's say you make videos and you get one million views per video, right?
And now you only get 500 views per video.
It used to be at the height of the wall, now you're trashed.
First of all, it was never important to you.
Never never you've never checked once your ratings never
To I was told never to talk to you about the ratings
Right, yeah, fall off the knee. I have no idea. See you have to be able to fall off from like um, I'm you fall off
I like to be friends
Yeah, yeah, you fell off the goddamn roof. I did a lot of ways than ever
All you're good at standing here. Yeah, I'm picking yourself up. Oh, they always sound lazy
Oh, I have a question now.
No.
If you think you fell off, you fell off.
I think it comes down, it's an internal process.
The minute you think you fell off, then it's GG.
Then you can't even not fall off.
Mountain biking, if you think you're going to fall, you're going to fall.
Oh yeah, 100%.
Has it stopped gambling?
No.
I never saw gambling.
gambling gambling is is it well it's what you do I never understood so you do
no I never understood your gambling why not I never understood it why not I
you do I don't know remember I was what to I guess where I remember that guy
from Microsoft yeah all in on that one all in yeah
Has he ever cried on treatment? Nope. I mean once. You don't cry. You cried once in your life.
Ooh, what's wrong with it? Want me to tell them?
Depends what it is. So what is it? It's really touching. Uh-oh.
You ready? Sure. It's very touching. You were small, okay? You were maybe 13 years old.
Mm-hmm what you told me no
This is your life. Oh, yeah, that pimples. Mm-hmm. And that's what daddy
No one will ever love me. Oh
That I said that when I cried so I said knock it off
I went about them when I cried myself under I don't remember that I remember very very
I don't remember at all and I remember because all the towels we had we had colored towels. Oh, they're all white spot
I do it like the bleach. Yeah, the bleach
The chemicals in it without without that's interesting question on on string never
Not I mean we there's not we don't do that much like a no no you don't go that deep anyways
Yeah, you don't go that deep as he met
Donald Trump
Okay, so okay. Here's why I think he did it. I think he did it like actual it's not she thought she rated or whatever
So I should what shows up, okay?
So he didn't remove duplicates.
He didn't edit.
Which is good though.
I think that's good.
Yeah.
It shows authenticity.
Yeah, a little bit.
What's with all the garbage, okay?
Um, had he ever done Sub-A-Thon?
No.
It's all that dependent on anyone though it is.
I do know one thing.
I saw a guy do one once on the plane and he was filming me.
What?
Yeah.
The guy says, yeah.
Oh, you're right.
He's the first Canadian guy.
I said when I go to airport, he's gonna bug me. Hey leave me alone. I'm not I'm not the star and yeah
I use these dad your ass use these dad
Yeah, and I sent you the clip
And by the way, there was a French game celebrity with them. He was annoying because
They guys make more time on me than I'm the cell phone. Ah, just actually which is ridiculous. I'm the one because um
It's kind of a weird topic again, but yeah, it is like a way to like
Okay, so the way okay. Let me get you to me. Sorry the way this begun way back in days way back like yeah
long days later before is that um
People wouldn't have to like beg for money, right or whatever because there's less sounds like that right less
So shepherds overall and no to try and no
Contracts so people don't like Bay for money because it's it's it's language. Yes, you pay for money
So they would do one sabbathana, right?
And it would last like two or three days, right?
And then they would have good amount of money
for the rest of the month, right?
Even for months on end, like months ago.
So they're good on money.
But these days, nobody does that for that.
Like nowadays sabbathans are like just a way
to get like the most money possible.
It's not a way to survive.
It's just a way to like-
It's a mini-gram.
Guilt some stacks.
But it's like these guys in the way like,
guys support me wherever, but they're support.
I mean, they have been in the bank now.
Remember when you started?
I had my Maria.
Remember? 25 cents, 30 cents, 50 cents.
I do remember it.
Remember that?
That was like a shock, eh?
Yeah, well, I mean, I was like, it was all donations.
Hey, you see?
Ever won, yes, right here.
Man, what do people care so much about that?
Same question.
Yeah, but what do people care so much?
So, so, so people care about, people care about,
whether I make something or not,
whether I make something or not.
One here, good story.
Is it good story?
I have a friend of mine, okay?
my age, old. He calls me up Saturday. He says,
Lord, I've got to talk to you. Okay, Eve, what's the matter?
He says, I got this guy beside me. True story,
Phoenix. I said, okay. He says, he wants, he doesn't believe me.
So I wanted to tell him that your ex, you see his dad.
The guy's 35 years old. Okay, so pick up the phone. He says,
hello. Yeah. My name is Mac Andre. Okay. He lives in Magog
around there. And I go, yeah, fuck you,
and most starts to cry.
Here, rescue sees dad.
This is such a big day for me.
The interest, man.
As you see's dad, I'm not that...
Is that cool, that old?
As you see's dad.
No, it's okay.
The best, that old.
One more down.
Really?
Can I answer that?
All right.
Good.
Put the board here.
What was the other thing?
I've got it, I missed one.
Now, Chad, this is the prompt.
Chad, what you're talking about is the prompt.
You're letting me miss one.
No, because I thought that there's something over here.
Well, these people are sharp, eh?
Yeah, well, they were trying to squeeze me.
No one tries to squeeze you.
They try to squeeze you all the time.
No! You're not squeezing them.
They're looking to, they're looking to, they're cracking the fly.
They're trying to find my downfall.
They've been trying to do it for years.
Chat, you can look for the cracks.
Unfortunately, Felix finds the cracks
and he just walks right into them
and he doesn't get the damn.
You guys remember, like what night was,
was a 2021 when when twitch got twitch got nailed and they and they
X and they then published how much money you were making yes right member and
and then people saying all this guy's a millionaire and then what did you do you
took the money you went to the stream the next day said there was a crack
millionaire no no no no I'm a trillionaire so knock it off
Remember that's change the game it
That that that week was gonna like yeah, it's gonna weird because
It's good that people know right for most for most things right but in general
So if you should have to avoid a topic all the time whether it's low or a lot lover, right?
It's kind of annoying because it's like who gives a shit
I think the only lesson out of that and this is everybody listening to the chat or someone that one YouTube later on
the editor gets it. What does Felix always say? Stay in school!
True. Stay in school. This is luck. I mean he's the first one to admit it, right? He had no business
making the success, whatever. It's a circumstances. He is extremely brilliant. I'll hand you that.
Great people skills, but 99% was luck, Felix. Yeah, true. Also, uh...
Stay in school!
Unless it's a streamer university.
Thank you, Harry.
It's not...
I wonder what people actually Google the stuff.
I mean, that's what it is, I guess.
This one's okay. Go this way.
Yeah, because it's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Action network, then.
$44 million?
That's it?
It's nice of you to ask it's not a question. We should answer and I don't think you should answer it
The point is that stay in school
Stay in school. Um, it's my what is that the other other
Some of that like however
If I can make
Nobody cares less
Nobody cares less about money
Then you okay, nobody well that I know
It I think it's a way to speak
No, you don't you don't care care about yeah, I care about money is like you don't care about money
You care about us
You take you take care of mommy. I care me
You take care about the ants, right? Never. Yeah, you take care of a lot of poor people
But you don't care about money
Well in the end I mean once it was a faster start point, right?
It gets real blurry.
No.
Ha ha ha ha.
But oh, I'm mom.
Mom.
What the fudge?
My mom.
November 11, 1995.
November 11, number 12, 1995.
Want to hear a good story?
His mother's about to give birth, OK?
And it's late.
In French Canada, or actually, everywhere except United States,
what you do when you express a date,
You expressed the day first, then the month, then the year.
In the United States, it's the reverse.
You say the month first, you say November 12th.
Month first, as I had to.
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Just say it's dumb system.
And I'll go, it means nothing to you guys.
Because Felix was born, she wouldn't push out fast enough.
She was born like 1 AM on the 12th of November.
If she had pushed out on the 11th,
we'd never have this issue.
It would be 11, 11, 1995.
Now we put 12, we put 11 because of,
it's in English or in French.
It's annoying.
And his brother is the same same thing, eh?
October 9th.
Yeah.
10, 9, 9, 10.
Whereas my date is perfect
because it has above 12, so you can't make the mistake.
Yeah.
They're gonna Google you and find all your secrets.
Because we know you got a lot of days.
I have no secrets, for God's sakes.
Right.
As you see,
go friend of her.
I'm getting Ico.
I like her.
Let's leave it at that, right?
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
Not that I'm gonna be, what do you mean by that?
She's a nice person.
Okay.
She's like a really, really nice person.
She's what?
I met her a month or two.
Yeah, I forgot.
She's the best yet?
She's the best.
Ico.
I was the name.
You know what Ico means?
Love child.
Does that, does that what it means?
Yeah.
That's all.
Look that up.
Hey, actually, kick.
People are looking for my kitchen.
So I got Twitch and kick.
Yeah, we know that.
Well, I mean, they don't have the link.
They just don't look for the link.
Get the link on kick.
Holy, holy hashtag added.
Kick.com.
Kick.com has no ads.
So people like watching over there as well.
And you twitch it.
Damn, the twitch fell off.
Well, that's because they already know the link.
So it's why they don't Google it.
They Google it less.
So if they're watching this, how could they not have Twitch?
Well, people also reupload on YouTube, on TikTok,
on Instagram.
Oh, yeah, all those things, yeah, OK.
OK, so let's take a look.
HEC height.
Six foot tube.
Yeah, bang.
In your ways, nothing.
So if he spreads his arms out, we
should do mountain biking, mountain climbing.
He's so light.
If he upped his arms and was windy,
he'd fall right into the ditch.
I mean, really, what I was saying there would happen.
Actually, we used to climb real mountains,
we used to go to...
Not Washington.
Yeah.
Well, once a year.
And climbing it would be a different way.
Let's go back, like, half a feet this way.
All right.
Do I go this way?
Yeah, stop.
Half a foot.
One foot.
Half a foot.
One foot, multiple feet.
One, two is it?
And what's a mile?
It's...
a thousand steps, one, two steps of a Roman fighting
in the empire.
Go, next step.
Like, I don't know if I speak about this topic
I'm gonna get real mad at it.
I know!
My girlfriend.
Like no kidding.
Hey, we lost, we lost the at least this year.
That was sad.
So you're gonna tell me why, I've never told him that.
Oh yeah, that was a really fucking sad day here.
And it is a streamer provider. I don't know what I mean. I don't... Oh, Steam!
Steam! So it's games. Like, um...
You mean it's called Steam?
No. All the games that you have are on Steam.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't bore me with the details.
No, I mean bore you. Right?
It's fun, it's fun, it's fun.
Look.
Really?
It didn't ruin my segment.
See, log on to this.
Log in.
And you'll hear, bye.
Come on.
This is not for fun, right?
It's not for fun.
Okay.
And then it showcases all your items and stuff, so yeah.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, so then, probably people are right looking
for my items to see if they're good enough.
Okay, got it.
I mean, I was going to show him my op, but I don't think he gets shit.
General, do you know that I have an op-gun cleaner in a factory in New York?
Yeah, you wouldn't get it.
No, I wouldn't get it.
I have cool suckers worth a lot of money.
Hey, you're Trump?
Okay, we went through that before.
You see that?
You made it then.
Hey, it's the last place where you're selling it.
Last place.
That's motion! That's motion!
Glass, please!
Oh, this one's ought to be interesting.
My god, how many of these you got?
I mean, too many. Low key too many.
Yeah, you gotta be...
There's like two more.
Well, ask the streamer if they want to continue.
Oh, I can ask them a question if you want to.
You guys want us to continue with the Q&A?
Do them all. I don't think so.
It is as you see here. Here it comes. Ready for this?
This seems to be some table. This is going to be that ball of gold.
So it is a French.
It is certain that Felix, he will be elevated in French.
So it's 100% sure.
Okay?
So you see, like me, that the grandmother in French is
a mother.
It's really difficult.
And I have to tell you, what's even more interesting,
it's that Felix, I'm talking about, what?
You saying it should have been written.
I'm talking about 16 years.
Right, I'm talking about 16 years?
Felix, there, he speaks a word in English,
You play with PS5, you play with Halo, not Halo, but...
Halo 2 and 3?
That's it. You play Halo, and then, whatever, me, and then all of a sudden, he started speaking in English, and it's 100% came from the internet.
Yeah.
We have no accent and stuff like, which is, we have Canadian accents, but Felix, like, incredible.
I remember for what it's worth. Good story. I'm full of stories.
We were as a single parent, right?
So I'd leave...
Whoa!
No, no, no! With me! With me, you were single.
I had no wife.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
No, I'm not single. I'm not saying... I didn't... you know, mommy, me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had...
What the hell?
Mommy, no, no, no, no, no, no!
What the...
I was a single dad.
No, I didn't do it.
I had to do it on my own.
Like...
I didn't... I didn't... I didn't... I didn't know what I said.
You mean you were celibated?
Okay, whatever.
Anyways, long story short, so I had to go to work, right?
So I leave for this...
What, you didn't go to work?
You're just lying now!
Fuck, shut up!
But you didn't have a job!
Yes, I did!
My first ten years didn't have a job!
No, the first seven years into my childhood, pretty tough.
Pretty, pretty tough.
I used to work...
Anyways, long story short, I wanted to go to work.
He called me, it worked, so they died.
You know those three numbers in the back of your credit card, whatever?
I can still do it.
You know, I can still do it.
I can still do it.
Wait, all of a sudden I come home, look at the email.
Remember Blizzard?
Yeah.
I go, I get, and I'm getting this message from Blizzard saying,
no, you cannot, we cannot read.
Oh yeah, unban me.
We can't unban you for such a reason.
I'm saying, what the hell is this?
So then I read the original email.
I read the email, says, wow, that's interesting.
I don't remember writing this.
Felix all by himself had written,
You're a French Canadian.
An English membo in English to Blizzard.
And the reason why he took my email,
because he had to be 18 at the time, remember?
Yeah, I don't know what it was, but yeah.
So he thought he would impersonate me.
Anyways, which I thought was pretty good.
So his English does come from the internet.
Just a little thought there, a little cross.
So he's kind of just French.
The thing is that sometimes if we wanted like Xbox Live
or whatever, or we wanted something ordered on the internet,
we'd ask him like, OK, we do this, and there's
10 bucks a pop, right? And he tells the credit card numbers, right? Like, he would like, yeah,
from the top to the computer downstairs, and then we'd type it in, and then we'd buy it online.
At one point, he said it to me so many times, that I knew the numbers by heart. So I was like,
if I asked for now five bucks, he'd say yes, and I know it. So I would do it myself, and I knew
it on my head. But you were very, both of you extremely, extremely reasonable. Never once,
Yeah, I mean, never once, no, ever, ever, ever, no drugs, no, nothing.
You also had our money from, from working.
Oh, fuck yeah.
You were gonna, you could have had it off, I mean, which is good, but yeah.
Because we used to do the papers and he would control the finances very much.
Yeah, he keeps on doing it.
Let's go.
Cats like our door are a little bit neff and I'm not interested in it, but yeah.
Not in, I can know it.
It is, you see, here comes a billionaire.
No, not yet.
Oh yeah, unfortunately.
So, Tiana, is it to see it?
Hold on.
Canadian.
Very much.
Again, everything that's going on right now, it's a petri-station.
What do you mean by that?
I think it went on.
No, no, no, I'm not talking about it.
In the country or in my visa?
No, no, no, it's in the country.
It's not the place.
Well, I'm American and Indian.
Okay, sure enough.
And in my heart.
It's okay.
Hey, I actually like America.
I like America.
I'm lucky.
Hey, hey, I can name 45 of the 47 presidents, okay?
So knock it off in order.
Right.
Okay, name the first five ones I'll be impressed.
George Washington, John Adams, Jefferson, Adams again, and I think Madison.
I could be wrong.
Chad, did they get him right?
Chad, Chad.
Correct. Yeah, brother has it. He has all the war books
So we had a shelf when you get the when you get the house is a piano from where we're rich and then we got broke
There's a piano the Yamaha remember that yeah
Above it is a bunch of shelves and it's like all the wars like on earth or something like that
He's like I've been war books. Okay. Check this one out. Okay. We live in Montreal
If you doubt the interstate that crosses the continent on these some seaboarders called I 95 if you go down I
In 1995, it's full of American history.
There's a place called Gettysburg,
which is very important in your history.
Oh, yeah, it's a war.
In your history, from July 1st, I believe,
to July 3rd, 1863, like 55,000 Americans died.
And the point is that it's a very important battlefield.
I took them all the time, Antietam, Cold Harbor,
all of them.
Anyway, it's long story short, which is really interesting.
At the time when you were small,
There was a cyclorama and that was a way of expressing history in physically.
So what you would do, you go into this place, I don't know if it's still there, you go into
this place and you'd see all the scenery around you of the Battle of Gettysburg.
There are maybe four cycloramas in the world and the other one is right here where we
live.
I think it's abandoned now.
used to be in Saint Anne de la Perade, which is basically a Catholic mausoleum.
So Felix went there and then we actually went to the wall where Pickle were pickled.
Pikes charge on the rims?
No, not good enough.
Where Pickett's charge...
Pickett's charge as well.
Where Pickett's charge, where actually the south was basically vanquished that day.
I said the word war and then you went off about wars.
I mean, like I said, he does the war stuff.
Is it a Republican?
That's insane.
Why do we even think that?
But, OK, one, I get votes, right?
So I can't get out of here.
Let's get away from that.
Well, OK, I'm not a Republican.
It's not the point.
Well, I'm not a Republican.
I'm not a Democrat.
And I'm not even a white-winged Andy.
You're a Canadian.
You're rich.
True, yes.
Yeah, he's rich because he's healthy,
Because he's got people around him because he's loved because he has a great producer because he has a great agent
Yeah, that's why you're rich. Okay. That's a good mother to true
American no, no, but boy, not not not they bought American he pay taxes. Well, I mean, yeah
Well, thanks to your travel
No, no, no, American taxes.
Ah, come on.
And they're fine.
I mean, they're not bad at all.
No, but still a lot of money.
I mean, yeah, true.
Hey, did you see?
No.
Anyone?
Aco?
True.
Correct, correct, correct.
Swedish.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
What is the funny?
Marlin.
Who?
Marlin, he did.
Marlin, Marlin's cool guy, no?
Yeah, he is.
He's a good looking guy, eh?
Yeah, Swedish, yeah.
I really like them, what are their rings and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Let's go.
And the Skullcat classic.
Yeah.
Is that your seat?
Yeah.
Of course.
Yeah.
Of course, yeah.
When was the time I went to pick you up?
It was 2016.
At the ETS?
No, Felix.
I remember ETS.
Oh my god.
Remember that?
At the university.
Hock.
No, was it?
Hock to what?
Hock, uh, uh, Hack?
Dreamhack.
Dreamhack.
I remember that.
I thought you had no life.
And I show up there, and I've got my god,
there are a million Felix's there.
And all the wires came down from this evening.
And they had stadiums, and there are people playing
the world of Warcraft, I think.
That's when I knew you were a professional.
Yeah, Chad.
I wonder if it's the correct event I'm thinking about.
And I was with my girlfriend,
and she's going to be as well by then.
Yeah.
Because we beat her.
chat, we beat her and in our, my teammates, the guy was late.
So we were all to the outer desks and he was late.
So he got another desk way down the line.
He was so far away from us.
So we had six tagging in a watch.
And we're about to go into our last game in finals
to win the big prize.
It was like $10,000, but we had the money at the time.
And we go into the lobby, we're five,
we're missing a player.
And I'm like, yo, this guy's late.
He's not playing at all.
I'm like, where is he?
I go to his desk, the desk is clean, he's gone.
The guy texts me, I'm at the club doing cocaine.
What?
We're gonna see finals, the finals right there.
We have to do one game to finish tournament
and his guy's gone and then he came back.
So we got a replacement and we beat him
and then my girlfriend at the time said that
it was cheating because we know
we're not allowed to get a replacement.
So she snitched on us to the admins
And we got a small body.
No kidding.
Oh, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
She was nice.
She was nice to him?
Yeah, real nice.
Is it, you see?
The Richard Sturmer.
Oh, god, no.
So, actually?
So, of course not.
So?
No, they're really finished with five.
The ninja still exists.
Yeah.
Who was the guy that went to Mixer?
Shroud and Ninja.
It was Ninja, right?
Ninja, yeah.
That was, like, 2017, 2018?
When mixture, when they tried, when they tried.
When you 21.
Oh no, that was before that.
So was it?
When mixture, when mixture tried mixture
and then five months later they canceled it.
In 19 and COVID.
2019?
Oh no, it was pre COVID.
It wasn't COVID.
It was on the customer bit.
Chad, Chad, I think it was pre COVID into COVID.
Yeah, I mean like COVID was November, what, 15th?
2019?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, you would think
that they would have succeeded more because.
Why they dropped the ball?
Well, he went to the mixer and then it was COVID, right?
So you would think all the numbers are inflated
because COVID was massive, right?
Yeah, that's right.
You would think that it would go crazy.
Yeah, it was you.
Yeah, I made COVID.
Oh, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, well, okay,
but that isn't, uh.
You are the poster child of COVID streamers.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
True.
Actually better than talking.
Sorry.
You are.
Why, Jack?
How could you make COVID?
I didn't do that.
Yeah, we'll do all the work.
We'll do all.
But nevermind.
Let's go.
It's really all the same.
Forgot six.
Pick one up.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Why are they not the same?
Well, I picked the first one because I didn't want you to.
Don't play.
It's all played.
I'll play.
Let's see.
Leg it.
Yes.
I don't want to do this one.
OK.
I don't want to play.
Wow, people actually care about that league of lots.
Let me guess.
LL, LL, what is?
Soccer.
Oh, man.
You still have soccer.
I mean, like, for God's sakes, he's got no shape.
True, I thought about it. I'm going to pull up out the game.
Deadlock.
Mountain bike.
What does it not be?
Yeah, if you didn't do this for the stretcher.
I do.
Go to four, go to two.
Go to four, licks.
Shit, you know what?
Son of a bitch!
You know I was out of play.
I thought I'd clean his ass.
Remember Stratigo?
Yeah.
Stratigo, yeah?
Jack, go up there and play the game, go on the board game, and we will do the creative strategies.
We will come up with the most instinctive strategy of all time.
Overwatch, of course. I'm not too much into this playship.
Marvel Vigorous. One day they make a little banan with you.
True.
Yeah.
Okay, next one.
Yeah, these games are all dead games in A.
We'll do half of one more.
No, it's okay.
What do I do? What? XQC? Where did it? Oh wait, where's good? Really? Oh why? Why? Do I?
Why? Why does XQC talk so fast? Oh, you actually made me right.
I
Could call it
Honestly
Here comes. I don't know me too. I
Think that the when you have an idea
He wants me to proceed this idea. I want to get it now and I talking is so long and annoying
I hate going to I just wanted to know it, but you know what's interesting
You are extremely, extremely good at simplifying things.
No, no, no, no, no. I remember asking questions. I said, yeah, okay Felix. So what, you know, what's fast food? What was your answer?
I don't remember.
I know, but that's the point. You answered clearly. Bob, dad, the food's ready before you order it.
Yeah, true.
I go like this. Fuck, now, why didn't I think of that? And it's surprisingly. Everything, yeah, you're...
I don't, yeah, it's not a complex fact, but the other thing too which I find is I do that too.
Yeah, you do that.
It says it.
Yeah.
That's what I do.
Yeah, maybe you can come here and watch that.
And wait, and then when we talk slow, people think we're sad, they were angry.
Yeah, really, you're being a robot.
You're being a robot.
Yeah, I remember, you used to speak, even in the time when you were, when I was really young.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, you used to get really high strong.
What is it?
Sound like that?
Fuck off.
Sound like...
No, try to cool down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They really don't...
No, no, no!
This is important.
You think this is funny.
That's not that.
There's a difference between being
bilingual and being bicultural.
Okay?
The Felix has little accent in English,
but often there's a French
component to it.
So what we taught that way, because sometimes we're looking, we're even consciously looking for words.
And the tone will change.
Most of the emphasis on different words.
It's like, why did I do that?
You know, it was a dude.
Dude.
I said, I said, dude.
Because in French, we said, it ease a lot of the end.
So, you know, for an anglophone, to say the following sentence is easy.
Wide world of sports.
Say, wide world of sports.
Wide world of sports?
Why the wide world, okay, they'll use our trough like we have a prime minister
His name was just in what? Trudeau Trudeau, not Trudeau Trudeau
See the difference and stuff like that. So Felix and I we talked that way because we're there's a
Twine to it at the end of our sentence
Yeah, what you did I watched our our corporate Prime Minister speak on the on the radio or on TV
I said it's beginning English spoken French for some reason. Yeah, right in French is stable
I disagree. What? He's not French. I think he's doing a real good job.
Well, no, yeah, but it's still like, okay, not French.
It's not like Justin. Yeah, yeah, but why is he choosing to start in French if he's
better than it? If he gives me English? You stupid fuck-rap. You know why he does that?
Because he's a fucking dumbass. No. I think, I love, I love my, I love my minister.
My minister, he's the goat. Much love. This guy's the goat. Is he? This guy is the
leader of the free world. This guy is smart. Free world really? I am very, Felix, leadership
is in power. Leadership is influence. Chilling it, this guy is surprising. I'm quite... You
got the Chelsea, you got the Chelsea, they never get the Chelsea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Holy,
holy aura. I am, I am, I am not, you know, I am, whoa, I was quite impressed. But
But what?
This behavior, this attitude, and it's, you know what?
What?
No, Karni did it.
No.
I'm knowing it.
Karni made all the French Canadians want to be Canadian.
And that was a big move.
A lot of French Canadians are saying, you know what?
I'm Canadian too.
Because there was a time that Quebec wanted to separate
from the rest of the country.
Yeah, I thought I'd done that.
Yeah, which one?
1980, 1995.
Well, I mean, we tried it.
We got another 49% or whatever?
49.9.
It was very close.
What did you vote?
Say it.
I'm not gonna say that.
Come on, what did you vote?
You want us to be alone or you want us to stay in the Senate?
You know, I'm not gonna judge you, I'm not gonna judge you.
May I continue?
I want another one.
You both stay in the Senate.
Say it.
Yeah, I stay in the Senate.
Okay, I'm gonna vote in the Senate.
Okay.
But in all honesty, okay,
I worked for an American company in Canada.
Yeah.
Okay, it was a laboratory, a big lab, okay?
And I remember coming into the office
because I was a representative and they promoted me
and I was amazed that everything was being done in English.
Because why is it being done in French?
And they would promote Anglophones to jobs
where they had to deal with French names.
Why are you doing that?
At least take someone who's bilingual.
And for what it's worth,
know the differences between America,
United States and Canada when it comes to politics?
No.
We don't eat our politicians.
We don't, we don't, we don't base them.
We don't go after their personal lives.
Our prime minister, our premier of Quebec, check this out.
Ready?
Drunk, ran over a guy and killed him.
Really?
Yeah, René de Vec.
Okay, 1979 I think.
Okay?
No, 1981, sorry.
Okay?
Ready?
Right.
Never made the case of it.
Really?
We don't attack the person.
Why not?
Because it's not right.
We attack the policies of the person.
We don't do that.
Well, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We don't attack the person.
No, that's not Canada.
Okay, remove the word attack, right?
What do you mean by that?
Attack, attack!
No, no, no.
Have you ever seen Jefferson go after items?
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
If somebody does something bad in his personal life.
It's not bad, it's not bad.
Okay.
No, no, let me bat it.
No, no, no, no, that is bad.
It rings up all over his bat.
Wait, wait, wait.
It wasn't God.
What was it?
Wait, wait, wait.
This thing was drunk.
What else?
Lee, Lee, shut up, shut up.
Lee Atwater was the guy who was in charge of the campaign for George Bush to be president.
Okay? The first George Bush. This guy was the celebrity at attacking. Okay? There's another guy, 1950s, McCarthy.
Okay, but what does this relate to?
It relates to that in Canada we don't attack the person, we attack the policies.
Okay, we need the word attack, I'm confusing it with attack.
Mr. Carney didn't attack Mr. Trump.
No, those are the word attack. It feels like you're talking about harming them.
Yes, yes, yes, harming them, harming them, harming their...
Oh, okay, man, they're statured.
Yeah, they do that. Excuse me, they do it more across the border than...
We don't do it here. We don't do that, okay?
Well, I should be Prime Minister.
Shut the fuck up.
Wait, wait, what not?
I would do a good job, no?
No, we'll understand you.
But if they did, though, then we'd be going to the future.
We'd have flying cars, all right, man?
You know what, cack-a-tack-off would get it.
Stutter.
No, you don't shudder.
You don't stutter.
I do.
Stutter.
What the hell?
They're just mad.
Have the accent.
Come on, guys.
I have no accent.
What is he talking about?
Sit like that. Sit like what? I sit normally like a normal human. Actually, you sit rather
as well. I don't. I turn back like this. I put my leg up like this. Maybe. Money. Well,
first of all, he doesn't have that much money because he gives it all away to everybody.
Yeah, I mean somebody's got to buy those Cina cars and those bikes.
Cina! Cina, number one car. He does.
Hey guys, I eat my fingers.
Yeah, true. You still do that? I still do it as well.
No, look, look at here. Look, no skin because when I'm not in the bike...
Oh yeah, yeah, and you get caught.
I'm 69 years old and I'm still taking calisthenes off.
This is off. I know. It's kind of sexy.
Yeah, this is biking.
I have the Femboy tag.
What's a Femboy?
Femboy is like a feminine boy.
It's like a...
It's like a feminine boy.
Usually...
You say this?
No, I don't do that, don't do that, don't do that.
What I mean is that, let's say you're getting,
and you're trying to attract other gay men,
it might be easier looking like a femboid.
Oh, what's wrong with that?
Nothing like that.
And he said, on Twitch, there's
the added tags under this stream,
where you can add any tags you want.
I play games with it.
I added femboids as a joke or something.
Or I made this.
We could talk about that real briefly about what about gay.
As in what though, as in why does gay exist?
What do you bet?
What do you bet?
It has to exist.
Oh, it has to exist.
It cannot not exist.
Yeah, it cannot.
I love it.
It cannot not exist.
It's not possible.
Why not?
Because.
Okay, keep it simple.
Ready? Darwin. Right? Good traits disappear. Good traits stay, bad traits disappear. Yeah.
It's luck. Gay or homosexuality has existed forever. Okay. I'm about to disagree with you.
No, you can't disagree. Hold it. Hold it. Okay. I think it has to exist. It has to.
Okay, hold on. Hold on. This isn't going to do with the main topic anymore. But I wouldn't agree
with that as a blanket statement right because our development into being a
social being was very late late late late late. Are you fucking nuts? It is this
earliest thing the earliest thing of humanity that the solvents versus the
Namgathals versus Chomanyan versus Sampians is social. We are social social social
and the bad traits die off and the good ones stay and the homeless and
And this thing, okay, has always existed,
which means that it's a good thing.
It does something, it makes us human,
it makes us close, it makes us social.
It has to, okay?
That's it.
Get another board.
It's up on my social.
Oh, okay.
I'm at like a, it's whatever.
Oh yeah, you're right.
It has to exist.
Okay.
We're also at a dispute.
I don't know what I mean.
It's like blue water.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
You mean, you mean as often as it happens when it happens?
No, in your genetic make up, of the humanity, it has to exist because it brings something positive to humanity.
Which is?
Something.
Freedom.
I don't know, but it brings something.
It doesn't exist.
It's always existed.
By the way, not humans.
All species.
All species.
Check that out.
I wasn't convincing what you're saying. I was trying to understand it.
Like what that...
Dolphins, dolphins, primates, bonobos, birds, mate for life, to take.
We'll do like half of this one and then we'll be done.
Let's go.
Maybe we can do whatever.
What is QC? What's that one?
Wehr did, which is whatever, and does the same thing as the sand board.
Okay.
So you're like, whatever. That's whatever.
The producer did a lot of work to make these things.
What?
The producer did a lot of work together.
My producer? Yeah. Victor, you mean?
Yeah.
Could we call him Victor?
Yeah, but I don't like other people like an employee or whatever.
This is an employee.
To me, it's a compliment.
I understand, but...
I call him Stephen Silver.
OK.
It's just like a philosophical thing.
OK.
When I work with people or whatever, I don't like to have this obviously hierarchy
where somebody is like...
Hierarchy.
Somebody's like under or working for.
Hierarchy.
We're working together.
Right.
when I say no, we're working on something together.
We're not like, I'm not the guy above saying,
oh, do this or two things.
I get it.
It would be a lot less fighting in life if people
have more words.
More words?
More words.
Like what?
People that can't speak.
People that can't express with their mouth a punch.
True.
Two.
Words that control.
OK.
Think about what's happening right now.
Gulf of Mexico.
Lake Ontario.
You're going to force me to change the word I use forever.
That's control.
And we're not talking about the politics and talking about the words.
That's why words are important and more you can teach your kids vocabulary
and the more they can express it.
You know anybody who can express more emotions than your brother?
He's incredible.
It's a fucking emotion machine to your brother.
He's getting something in.
He's phenomenal.
What's the first complaint women make about men?
He doesn't talk.
True.
And who kills the women?
Men.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm going to do the sticker thing.
I'm going to remove the sticker.
Chad, I think it, um.
Oh, come on.
Oh, oh.
No.
I like all music.
You like country western?
Yeah, I have some of them.
Ella Langley.
Yeah, I was gonna die with you.
Oh my god, that's quick.
She's so funny, babe.
She's young, too.
Who?
Ella Langley.
She's a girl, right?
Yeah, like...
She was in Texas and they weren't for the wind.
Oh yeah, it was awesome, actually.
Oh, yeah, she's good.
She's in New York.
Uh, two weeks time, we should go.
I'm not gonna go, but...
I mean...
You never come...
You're your girlfriends.
I have no girlfriend.
Chap, I have no girlfriend.
Take it out.
Hey, be on the roster.
French by far, 1,000%.
It's like French-Canadian, though.
French-Canadian.
Oh, but the premise is seven.
What is the sample?
You say it.
Last word, last letter of his name
and the province of Quebec, that's why.
But do you want to stand on that?
Because it's a call.
Because in video games, at least back in the days,
you were limited on the amount of games you could have.
And Felix, because he was taken.
So what was I supposed to do?
And I just got to remove what we do.
I just move letters, right?
And I just want to look good.
And it looks good.
You see?
What?
You see?
Hasan?
What about it?
No.
He goes, ex-Q, ex-Q cow.
These are that?
Yeah!
Oh, that makes me really mad.
What the hell?
He's on, hey, he's everywhere, right?
He's on CNN, and...
Oh, we're just...
Yeah, he's on a little press tour, thank you.
Now, we just...
Look at that, it's the same thing.
Oh, this is interesting.
No, it's not.
The 15...
I thought you were really good at this.
Yeah, I'm good, but, uh...
My colleagues didn't beat me, whatever, and I haven't tried to beat him yet.
I mean, this has been a while.
But I could beat him easily if I would try to.
Accent.
French-Canadian twisted
United States actually, it's a new England twang
Well, it's all about people who are into about what I say real name
Yeah, they are doing it. Yeah, it's not like some
It's in a day. Okay. That's this is a problem. I mean you I get these days
I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been
You don't need to talk about it, you don't need so well
I, I, I
By the way, his mother's got a degree in nutrition, animal nutrition
I've got a degree in animal nutrition, she doesn't
Yes, she does, she's the next, she's the animal scientist
And so was I, but unfortunately our son
Okay, okay, okay
Mom is a digital scientist, works in vaccines
Dad is a, a, a, a
Agronomy master or whatever, unemployed
I mean, what are we doing?
What are we doing here?
They're using degrees.
I mean, hello.
Oh, that's...
Thank you for sharing that with us.
No, no, you weren't done afterwards though.
You were done before I was born.
Then you trolled the game a little bit.
And then you'd like the anime.
Alright, we're done.
Are we done?
Or do you want to do one more?
No, no, we're all done.
We're all done?
Are you bored?
Are you not bored?
I'm never bored with you.
No, then.
Are you guys bored?
Wait.
Yeah, why is it you want everything? Oh, yeah, you're right. Yo, he's my prime burberry. Nah, he's got that shit on
No, oh, don't open it. Don't do not open it the cameras really get in there. Can I see what's inside of it?
Yeah, yeah, burberry, uh, I like burb, but you know what what before I met your mother
I met a German girl
Did I meet her?
Yeah, you did.
Oh, interesting.
After Mom left.
Anyway, long, long story short, she was full-burberry.
Really?
She didn't impress me about that.
She was a rocket scientist.
Anyways.
She had just wasted it.
Nobody left.
They separated.
Okay.
I don't know.
I'm talking about my goddamn girl.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm talking about my mom left.
You said that you said mom left.
Mom left.
Oh, but I ended up separated.
Okay.
So it was almost very short.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
then I separated. Okay, so it was also very short. She was like that. I remember she she
she she like like burberry. Yeah. When I brought her to Canada, when she came to Canada, whatever.
She's the one who said, I think she's married your mother.
That's an interesting proposal. She was a chicks man. Her name was Ingeborg.
My God, dude.
Is what?
Inga Borg.
She was really, really, really, really pretty.
You implausure mom, by the way, but no, it's not.
Yeah, yeah, that low key sounds like some cyberpunk,
like boss, holy.
What does that mean?
It means like some futuristic, like mob boss,
like Inga Borg.
Yo, I'm about to go face Inga Borg.
Who's the color Inga?
What's that?
Inga.
I-N-G.
Oh, all right.
She lived up way up north in the...
Oh, it's across the country, it's a German name.
No, it's not in English.
It was a very, very, very German name.
She was a twin too.
I think she lives somewhere in Canada right now.
Yo, let's do a biography.
Let's read about her life.
Let's go stalk her right now.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Now, don't start dressing.
Okay.
Okay, can I go now?
Here you go.
Chap, I want to thank you for listening, everybody.
I'm sorry, I hope it wasn't too long.
It wasn't too boring for you guys.
Have fun.
Have a nice time.
OK?
Say, well?
And we're not canceled, which is good.
I didn't get canceled.
No, we're not.
We didn't do anything wrong.
Oh, I can say something, cancelable?
Please don't.
See?
All right.
We'll see you later.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Bye, Chap.
Have a nice time.
Bye-bye.
Thank you for coming out.
Bye-bye.
Thank you for coming to the show.
Bye-bye.
Check.
I got an answer to him.
We ever made this?
That's my old chair.
It's my chair.
It has a shit-stain on it.
Yeah.
You like that?
Check.
Whoever made this other line?
Don't ask.
Look at this.
Check.
What do you click to close it?
to close it, and what are you closing it?
I mean, just look at it, look at it.
Like, what do you do?
Think about it.
Off, OK?
OK.
So here, right?
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Wait.
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No business new leaks
Nobody's little fire show shows a look at UI since rock stars involved. It's a little interesting and look design consoles or NPC
X QC L in the ball ginga ball ginga ball. I don't get it.
So there's a new PS showcase. W content brah.
Okay, Harry Potter.
It's interesting.
I think this is very much, how would I say?
Like standalone compared to what the menus look like
before the Spider.
I mean, more of a cycle.
Oh, I'm sorry.
movie fuck you and chat and I
wonder and chat it's it cannot
be that hard to get the movie
right this way bad directors
the direct stuff that makes
a lot of TV I'm watching the
show Yellowstone because it
was it was a fun thing I
think it was fun because I
was bored dog shit to me it
is so bad it's an insult to
movies Yellowstone is so bad
It's an insult of cinematography. It is a mistake simplifying his words
The cinematography is so bad
So that is it. I get confused what the fuck is even happening
They put some the music in the middle of nowhere, and I don't know what the story is going on and have a big vision
Like what are they? What are these? What is he cooking?
Pula's second direct
All right
The symptom atop grape in question will be the main character hitting a max win in the casino and the main villain is the lone shark trying to get him for scanning the casino or some shit.
I'm into your short film and to film festivals.
Short film.
Direct this.
I'm making a real fucking film. I'm making a short film out of some fucking indie developer.
I'm a master in my craft. I make top product.
Short film.
Portugal.
My face and bodies
Why we built it though? We're gonna do it. I was thinking confusing it. Gina Carter invasion took more yet. Sure. This is correct
Childhood is as much complexity as before though
Please scan that an improvement should be knows a little and so customers ain't that's good. I think that's good
So yeah, I didn't like about you the role-play jet is how everybody looked somewhat the same like you look at like let's say
Okay, the police women, they almost all look almost all the same.
There's only a few alterations to their face, you could see.
Men as well, but especially women in that, I don't know why, but it's just what it is.
Is that actually cool?
Is that cool?
That's nice.
Well, I think with students, because the items are very nice, it's good.
I mean, I'll put one in a very good position.
Wait, what?
They added heights?
Wait, true?
No.
Oh, you're saying you didn't actually did that.
Yeah, but no.
Have you watched Ploibus yet?
I liked it.
Ploibus is shit.
And last time, I will still not visit it, but I'll still not visit it again.
Pluribus is just Vince getting a paycheck like that's about it
And you guys make cleaner I like a lot
Now, if you know about the old UI, it was a disaster.
For clothing, for faces, it was unplayable.
Like, you just scroll through the fucking things,
opening that you don't, you know,
and it's like you would get a glitch in an A.B. table.
No more selecting arms, yeah, very good.
Oh, do something, arms, holy shit.
Dude, doing top layer, mid-layer, arms, oh, fuck off.
yeah I'll do this shit the old you I was a piece of shit this actually looks
good yeah I'm using what I call me really where
first years will partake in the sorting ceremony I miss one it's what
Let me guess. This.
In game odd.
Interesting.
It does almost feel like they're going to add a roleplay into consoles.
Okay, that's that. That's that. I mean,
So does this not look like a console
friendly UI?
Um, I think as a show
So, just as a show, Breaking Bad is better, but Better Than Soul as a cinematography piece
is better.
It's more sound and generally has a lot more tech and it makes more sense as a complete.
That's good.
That's cool.
I like that.
Why do you not play Tarkov anymore?
I thought you were going to play it when it fully released a couple months ago.
Nah, I'm just going to give you a bunch of nubs.
I'll play it on streamers like that.
Uh, what else?
Yeah, this looks good. I mean, this looks fantastic. I don't even know what's about it.
I mean, I can't complain.
Also, it looks like it's been kind of, uh, possibly going to console.
Which almost makes me think.
Maybe we'll get RP earlier than I thought.
on the GTA 6 car video, right?
What?
Chat, I think it's interesting because I've always said it's abscended before, way back in.
I think that, um, you might not do this, this is, oh, this is whatever, this is like, not
that much, right?
But it makes investigating it, 10 times more fun, it makes copro play it way more fun,
makes sort of like, it makes, if you can, yeah, you can add more forensic shit that's
like busted and broken against criminals, I'm okay with that.
If you get shit like this, is an editor, if everything is like this, it's like very
finicky, wow.
But also, the tools to explore that.
are also more broken. You make things broken like this, you make it as an angel broken.
Now you have actually fun role play. You miss it, look. See that? Because, yeah, it might
be tedious to find the key because it's so broken. You throw the keys out and now the
cups lose because they don't find the evidence. They go back and actually look at the ground
and flashlight at the murder, and then they get fined at?
Maybe the police were there to distract them, they were just staying at the office and fucking giving tickets.
Before the start of Tim Banquet,
first years will partake in the sorting ceremony.
Did you ask for a reading?
There was someone reading?
Weasley, Ronald?
Orym!
Porter, Harry?
A house of pity basically decides our entire future.
So, no pressure.
I'm not slithering.
I'm not slithering.
Sir, no pressure.
No slithering. No slithering.
Gryffindor!
Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts.
Getting sea lads, can we see them?
Mr. Porter, I expect you to work hard.
find what's part you then chased
and make some
yeah they're just restarting from from zero
I don't get it
they're just restarting the show
and restarting the resend of the
you think it looks incredible really?
not for your choice
everyone thinks I'm this great wizard
I keep thinking
she pulls me out of the way
I'm like that kind of thing
Let's make you show some talent with the Quidditch, bitch, Potter.
You've certainly not exhibited any in here.
The family's born just blood.
You've fled your place.
For them?
We found something incredible.
I can only protect them, I can only prepare them for what?
I just see Jai got so bad that everything looks like shit, either the blur is intentional
or the camera lenses run out of stock and they have to use bullshit trash.
It's one of the three options and there's nothing else.
The cameras just get worse or what?
Anything to be laughing behind any door in this place.
Oh come on, don't you two read.
Digital camera vs analog for the old.
Okay, um, then I don't even know, I'm not well-versed in cameras that much, but I don't like that the hair is always kind of like blurry in between when there's a fake background.
I think it's fucking, I think it's disgusting. I think it makes you think that it's gonna, it makes you, it makes, I hate it. I think it's bullshit.
Come on, don't you two read.
Like, look at, like.
Did you love us?
I like I don't like this like like like the the outline of the hair is always blurry
and it's just it looks stupid
Hermione?
Hi
Did you know this was?
I'm reading
There was some I'm reading
Weasley?
Ronald?
I'm not wrong you just you just dumb
Oyn
Porter?
Harry?
Shut up
Okay, I mean it. Such a-
Okay, but Jack, why did they re-release the main story?
We already watched the main story on the fucking-on-on-on the DVD.
Jack, you're the show? What is it?
Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts.
Yeah, I think that series can develop characters a lot with more depth and whatever and honestly
I would be impressed.
I would actually be impressed if this ends up holding up a lot past like the first honeymoon
phase or whatever.
I would have to say this.
Yeah, that's whatever.
I mean, I'm not gonna say it's bad, but I guess.
Mr. Porsche, I expect you to work hard.
Here we go, little silly.
There's a little silly here.
Uh, they're planning all of a sudden books.
Sick.
Sick.
Love that.
I already watched the seven movies.
A message.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Who like this?
I'm going to the Goliath in my family.
You want to destroy me like you did to my father.
Huh?
You want to destroy my life like you did to my mother.
I'm aware.
But this mountain is bigger than you to move.
Before you attack me, actual my breed.
I'm a lion.
Why are you looking for the lion?
I know what I'm watching. What does it do?
Why couldn't they have a new cast instead of having the same trio?
trio. Make a new story in the Petiverse. Are they going to say that Thanos rewind time with the
Time Stone? It's just harder because it's going to be a hard sell for people to watch a completely new
like thing within the Harry Potter universe. Like it's just like Harry Potter is Harry Potter.
Like it's just kind of tough. Like who do you choose to highlight as the guy you're going
going to watch. It's just a tough sell. Just brilliant KFC ad. Welcome to Chicken Town.
Only the Invitators. Because when you're on top, everybody wants a piece of you. And
lately we've been feeling a lot like KFC. There's this thumbnail, this one, this. What
Not even is this.
Every thumbnail we invent, every title we construct, every animation we build, sometimes entire
videos.
Countless AI slot channels relentlessly copy us.
And one day we decided, enough is enough.
So we investigated.
We looked into these channels and found who's likely behind them.
We joined a discord community, paid 75 bucks for coaching and subjected our fact checking
team to an unhealthy amount of AI misinformation spread to hundreds of thousands of people on
topics like, well, the Holocaust. Because all of this is endangering educational content
on YouTube. It's damaging for everyone in our niche. It undermines trust in journalism.
And really, it's just so annoying.
Jeff! That's the problem Jeff, when you become less niche.
I mean, Jeff, like you become less niche, right?
And it's for that little bullshit.
It's an unfortunate, it's a very effective thing.
I even think that my face is AI generated.
The cost of production has gone down tremendously.
This is a new form of industrialized plagiarism and creative theft.
True crime, video essays, science, no space is safe.
We're in the golden era of Soulless Slop.
I think a couple of years ago,
a 3D thumbnail was associated to good quality content,
but now it's perceived as a slop.
There's no wish to make something creative.
It's just to get rich scheme.
Yeah.
I would normally not argue with this entirely,
but I think we're coming out of point
where because of how they optimize it is, right?
that these are very, they're starting to bury some of the main shit and it's not only is
it competing, it's also, the Lord of Ozha is almost overtaking us, that's the problem.
If there's a side thing, it'd be fine but the fact that it's replacing is awful.
I was next, though, I was wrong.
AI is undoubtedly useful in many aspects of life and it's here to stay.
We use AI tools selectively in our own organization, for example to organize and skim through our
research.
In rare cases, we use generated imagery as a basis for compositions and photoshop if no
comparable stock images are available.
But the rise of specifically generative AI has also made it very easy to mass produce
content.
This AI music on Spotify, terrible AI recipes and home decor on Pinterest, boomers are
losing their mind on Facebook.
What is Chessicart?
Buddy, you don't even know what you said there, you don't even know what you said
there.
If there's no available stock images, how do you know what it looks like when
you have the hose that's that's that's putting out some water right like so
nice you look at what it looks like whatever then then you make you make
your own it because sometimes the understanding of what's in it how it
plays out like does it I don't know the fucking physics of it or something like
that or or what's supposed to look like whatever you don't know it looks like
I mean this is another account that I found that posts images like this it
always seems to be a child sculpting something very impressive out of trash
And the people in the comments just eat this stuff up, dude great work keep it up great talent. Nice one. Thanks
These are crackers
The one platformer special has become a dumping ground for AI slop
So that's bots talking to bots that are trying to get more bots talking about it
And trying to get maybe some humans after all the bot loop is closed up and somehow this human is talking about it
And now, now they've done their only job.
It's again, a human to interact with the fucking clanker closed loop.
I mean, 20% of the videos YouTube's algorithm shows to new users may now be slop.
The cost of production has gone on tremendously.
You can have content, which is not so good or reasonable in quality,
which is not competing against something that is generated by a human
who has spent a lot of time and investment.
I didn't mess it into a little quiet in this case.
This is Dr. Akhil Bhatwush.
He's an associate professor at the University of Bath School of Management.
And then you have this thing which can generate precisely that, at a very low cost, and it
will be...
There's something genuinely frustrating about clicking on a video, and then realizing
it's just another AI voice reading an AI script, feeding you AI visuals.
And we reached a full circle moment when we came across this video about the invasion
enough AI slop, made with AI. The only common rea-
It's, oh god, this video is AI too. The creator gave it a heart, and it's moments like these
that make you believe the MNL is really dead.
Attributing misinformation to AI when AI is far more intelligent than the average person.
The problem is lazy people.
Um, so, Donald-
How do we know you're not a bot?
No, no, you're missing the problem, you're missing the problem.
The problem is that AI bullshiters like that just copy the whole thing and don't do any
research and it gets diluted.
The information gets unclear, the information gets inaccurate and it's killing actual
educational content.
Because in educational content every word matters.
The way you phrase something, the way you source something, the way you portray
Everything is incredibly important, that it's all accurate.
When you get the dilution levels of AI, right,
the message is completely unclear
and it falls so short from what the message actually is.
Around 100 people work on Fern,
our German channel and our German podcast.
A dedicated team of journalists, art directors, producers,
2D and 3D animators and fact-checkers,
all to bring you that weekly dose
of something to watch during lunch.
But now, thanks to the power of AI,
You can be Fern too. You can wear our skin and talk in our voice and walk in our shoes.
So I'll take screenshots from Fern's video, paste them into chat GPT, and simply say, regenerate this photo.
Most people think you need to be professional 3D designer with years of experience to create videos like this.
Well, they're dead wrong.
I've cracked the code he uses a fern idea generator a fern script writer and a fern image generator
It's literally identical to what fern uses and I would dare to say that ours
Could be even better than what fern is using here as an example and the best part you don't have to be good at literally
Anything anymore. You see I don't have that budget available to me
Neither do I have the skills to animate, do academic research, or I have that smooth voiceover.
But I do know how to use AI.
Some of it is just outrageous misinformation.
You've probably seen channels like Fern on YouTube where everything looks like it came out of Blender.
And when you first see it, you probably think that everyone spent weeks building it inside Blender.
And they actually didn't.
Um, we actually did.
And it just doesn't end.
That I really sounded like AI. We actually did.
We actually did. And it just doesn't end. Yikes.
Imitation is flattery. We get that. We've been inspired by the greats on this platform all our career.
But to us there's a difference between countless hours and after effects to recreate vox-style maps.
And asking a machine to just clone something. We get why they choose to copy our work.
If all you do is clone something that worked then you don't get new shit and that's the
main problem.
If it's competing so badly that it's removing it and replacing it, the problem is that nobody
has an agenda to make anything that's actually new and you get capped out.
Heyman does a good need to target for slot guards.
Channels are often faceless, a version of the animations are now replicable with
AI, and people like to learn a little something while binging down a hot pocket. The thumb
ants don't rely on the creator's face, so you can fool people into thinking any considerable
effort went into whatever your chain of tools spit out. So of course we're not the only
a detainment channel having to deal with this.
So when I started making videos, I very much built my channel around 3D animations and
high quality visuals.
And a few years ago I think that was very unique and there wasn't a lot of that out
there.
Now, that very style that I based my-
Uh, Swedish.
A little bit of that has become kind of synonymous with AI slop.
And that's a challenge for me.
But I've noticed that several people in my audience look at my 3D style of thumbnails and
they associate them to low effort content.
Jack!
Jack!
You guys do that!
Jack!
Every day we watch New Fern, right?
You guys say AI, AI slot, even as a joke, maybe they have jokes, I can't really tell.
I think it's like about 70% jokes, still 30% not joke, I think it's like weird.
It's not as like, bro, they made the blueprint and they still make it the way that they
used to make it.
They made the blueprint and still make it the way that it is easy to make a blueprint
Take a couple of months to research and produce so I'm struggling a bit to convey that in the thumbnail
While keeping it attractive enough to get clicks. I've seen videos take inspiration from my visual style before which is okay
Even as a fashion corrector, but the animation or as I said, the big deal
When the person making those this to content right?
accurately works on making everything to scale and to make it accurate to the
history because it's educational content and you regenerate it small things that
it's changing start to dilute whether whether there's a garbage there or there
or a meter across or maybe maybe the window was a good on it now doesn't
and the next copy there's no good anymore and it changes the things
And then it's not original anymore.
Then it's just misinformation.
Like, it's why, for any visual product, it's different.
Because every small thing matters and it's done deliberately.
Like...
Fine, by the way.
But this was very different.
These visuals weren't just recreated.
Enough to get clicks.
I've seen videos take inspiration from my visual style before,
which is fine, by the way.
But this was very different.
These visuals weren't just recreated in some animation software to look like mine,
they were literally the same scenes, with just a few things changed.
It's even Math Slop, which is just, oh god. Imagine trying to actually learn something on
YouTube like it's 2017. Especially our thumbnails get ripped a lot and slightly changed by Slop
channels likely using AI. So we thought it would be funny to use AI to find matches.
Yannick our data guy because we actually have talented humans working here,
set up a program to identify cases in which our thumbnails get lifted.
And there are so, so many.
We confronted several of the creators of these tutorials.
Some took down the videos afterward.
Others explained that they didn't earn money from their tutorials,
and others considered the tutorials free marketing for us.
One creator stated clearly he just wanted to make money
and had only briefly used Furnace as an example.
With regards to We are Furnal Home, one AI channel stands out in particular.
never cave in always hold a line on this shit. It doesn't matter if some guys in the thorough country and they have zero dollars and they
can't eat it
But nobody gives a fucker because if you don't if you don't hold a line about about about this type of integrity
Then it's all the goal all goes out the window
Then then then you're firing thousand employees that might work at other comment. It's just if you're branded
It's like if the point is integrity then you should refute things that are based off of motion
It's part of loom studio a network of three channels loom rocks and a goal in total they have more than
300,000 subscribers a don't looms seem to generate quite some revenue these channels regularly appropriate our thumb
Yes, they ripped them and then likely let AI change or add elements much love it sometimes
They ripped them and then likely let AI change like it adjust copies the thumbnail
He doesn't even type the prompt is true
Like the alpha matters and the trees matter the fucking I'm sure that the hot matters whatever like this changes the fundamental
bones of
What it is you're learning and when educational was the guy at a rock in some desert or was it a hot in a forest?
That's important
Sometimes they also seem to simply copy and recreate four videos of ours like this one some of their content gets over a million views
They also seem to take from other side of MrBeast and many thumbnails MrBeast gets replaced with a 3d character
In one instance a video with such a thumbnail got over 2 million views
That could equate to eleven thousand dollars in revenue
MrBeast even reacted to it on X that they literally just swapped me on my thumbnail for a red guy and get 1.8 million views
What the hell lol?
But instead of being embarrassed loom studio seems to be so proud of it
they even put it on their website. MrBeast tweeted, we just kept going. We confronted Loom about this
and they told us they've never reused another creator's thumbnail. Their content is supposedly
created by their team from scratch. But as if all that wasn't cringe enough, Loom Studio also
offers a coaching program. Their VIP course costs a casual $1,499.
Yo, on ironically, they should have fucking, they should have actually bought the service
and reported the fucking the call and see what they can learn from the masters and then repost it
on there for free so that people to see what the fuck is going on there they didn't include it a
blueprint plus weekly calls with our founders we review your channel fix what's wrong and push you
to your first 100k they seem to be pretty experienced they say they've built more than 100
faces channels and generated over 100 million views and we can see why this company is run by a
team of professionals, a lion, a wolf, and a tiger.
Nothing screams men building their AI company more than three predator mammals with sunglasses.
The wolf conjures AI pipelines from thin air, the one who makes the machine think, create
and scale, so humans don't have to.
Oh how I hate having to be a human that thinks and creates.
Finally, the wolf can make it stop.
We dug deeper and found that Loom sits at the center of a small network of AI channels
supporting each other.
Yanny created this map to show how these channels are linked together.
Whenever two channels collaborated on a video, a line connects them.
True Crime Vault pumps out fictional true crime stories, which is just a fantastic
oxymoron.
It occasionally collaborates with other channels of the Loom network so we suspect it could
be a client of Loom Studio.
We asked the operator via email but didn't receive a reply.
channel's a go look this isn't this isn't uh was yeah is the message that I've
said loses his job one point but not true um the news goes something called man
it's actually insane like I'm a defender of AI but you're a defender of
fucking sloppy toppy I mean that's a that's a problem I think it's gonna
become harder and harder I'm the future in the next 20 years to
differentiate glaciers of AI and glaciers of fucking straight dog
shit because it isn't always bad it's always bad it just it just isn't and also the other
guys on the other side of the spectrum says that oh AI dog shit also wrong rocks and loomikers
are linked to the same instagram account of the lion ardem just like in nature the lion seems
to be the real king behind this company on insta we find a profile with the same name
Ardham Eye, which has a link to Loom in his profile.
Ardham often posts pictures of his vacations.
For example, in Dubai, there are luxury cars, fancy hotels, a big yard.
It's so bad that there are so many views, whether it's called saturation.
So people like to just get entertained with dog shit.
The problem is that this is educational content once again.
The main component is that it's agent and you learn about the actual facts of something.
When you pass something on as agent and real and actual information,
and you put it with dog shit trash, buddy, buddy,
it's fiction, past as real, that's inherently a problem.
It erodes as an agent and you don't know that.
Chad, how do I say something is a fat fucking cliche without saying it?
You could try something like, we're wandering straight into a well-worn narrative.
Okay, got it, got it, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow, yeah, we're wandering straight into a well-worn narrative here.
Our research team found out that Artem is probably from Ukraine.
We found an address in the north of the country.
He also seems to run a Ukrainian telegram channel about AI.
In the past, he seemingly used a different last name.
Of course, Luma not the only one's doing business like that.
We wanna dive deeper into the scene.
So we join a Discord channel.
YouTube Faceless generally promotes a kind of hustle culture.
Not all of it is about AI, but quite a big part.
I've tried doing AI generated videos, but I think it's just easier to steal people's content as long as you react to the video.
A.k.a. using AI voiceover, I think you can still get monetized.
Directly under that comment, another user links our fentanyl video.
Where do you get the bits from?
How's that mean? Yo. Yo.
Fuck you, don't have AI voice over. Remember with AI voice in this.
Fern channel. Can someone tell me how to get Fern? Let me know Cypher AI voice.
Hey, anyone here in the Fern disrupt niche?
I feel bad for Fern and the Fern animators. Hello, Al.
Why's that?
Because they spend hours animating 10 to 30 seconds of footage and some random kid with AI can replicate the quality.
But can they really replicate our quality?
We decide to take a course to find out.
We aren't ready to spend $1,500 to take the alpha animal coaching.
Luckily, AI with Gary's course comes at a bargain price of $75.
This video totally using AI generated video and YouTube automation.
If you already know, there's a channel called Fern, and this YouTube channel is blowing
up with cinematic 3D animations.
In their videos, they're using a lot of mannequin figures, and it's really effective
for this kind of content.
So if you're a beginner or still stuck on creating high quality YouTube content, you
need Gary Studio to speed up your workflow.
You also need someone with experience to teach and guide you in detail.
Just join my community.
So using a fake identity, we join.
First we receive an email that the payment was successful.
A few hours later we get another email from Gary.
He writes that we can now join school with a monthly subscription.
We thought the $75 would unlock all materials.
the 75 boxes for content access the school community requires a separate subscription so
both payments are required to join we reluctantly pay another 67 dollars and finally get access
we're in and uncovered a recipe for successful and captivating AI documentaries on youtube
multiple shitty axle lists on top AI with Gary provides a basic tutorial on how to produce
AI videos, from finding Uniesh and choosing a style, to word-for-word prompts for writing
AI scripts or generating animations.
So far we just looked at the process.
But what about the results?
It's a pretty crucial aspect of idiotainment after all.
How much does it eat you?
We bring in our head-effect checking Pascal because we do have a team of fact-checkers
who go through every single one of our scripts and look for mistakes.
Pascal has years of experience in investigative journalism, but now she faces the ultimate
challenge. Sit through hours of slop and fact check it.
We published this video on Fern in November 2025. We sent a production crew to Scott Payne
to let him tell his story. Just boring old human activity. Just weeks later this video
went online on a channel called Black Files. Only seconds into the video and the opening
scene is already misleading. In the scene the video describes the Clansman did not
wear these ropes. And they've seen the ropes are incorrect. They feature a red cross within
a circle, not just a red cross. And Pascal suspects that this entire scene is just made up by AI.
It directly contradicts the detailed sources she could find. She also tried to fact check this
video, but just conceded. Quote, the language is so weird, it is hard to fact check. Most
sentences are not proper sentences. It's hard.
What I mean that's it, buddy, buddy, what if I made a fucking documentary about fucking
Nat Z's or whatever, right?
And instead I replaced a fucking symbol that they used with a fucking shuriken, like,
buddy, these things are important, you might say, it's just the logo.
No, it's important.
In accuracy, it's important.
Like, it's a visual content, man.
What's all of you?
To follow.
And yeah, yeah, we get it.
fire six bullets head seal sees it coming puts head down on steering column too late falls dead
almost instantly vellas runs to waiting Buick this last example might be funny because it's bad
but factual errors and apparent hallucinations and content covering hate groups like the kkk
are highly problematic we reached out to black belts for comment and they replied to channel
defense's production process saying its videos are created by a team using ai alongside in-house
technology and have reviewed for accuracy and originality. They deny copying or infringing
on third-party thumbnails but acknowledge- I mean the AI shit probably won't even fucking make the
prompts with the correct things. It breaches like some form of like a TOS or whatever.
Their sees in the video we referenced and say they have since updated it.
Anyways we can't help but wonder how these AI channels cover the holocaust.
This video by Ago reached more than half a million people. It's true historical
documentary about courage, moral failure and one escape that changed history forever.
Let's start with a visual highlight, prisoners inexplicably collecting,
shoveling and throwing a mountain of toys into a fireplace.
We asked a holocaust expert about this and she told us the scene is obviously inaccurate.
The victims' belongings like toys were taken and collected but not piled up and burned in the
crematoria. So someone just made this up. Maybe the creator, maybe the AI, who knows.
At one point, the AI voice says,
by 1944, his figure was staggering.
1,750,000 victims.
And the world did not know.
That was the secret of the system's success.
Secrecy lies.
No one outside these walls knew the truth.
That figure, 1.75 million, did circulate for a while
and it did come from Rudolph Verba himself,
a man who escaped Auschwitz and whose story is covered in this true historical documentary.
But the video fails to mention that it does not reflect the current historical consensus.
Today historians estimate that around 1.3 million people were deported to Auschwitz
between 1940 and 1945, and around 1.1 million were murdered there.
And it's so important to be accurate about this.
Holocaust deniers often exploit outdated or imprecise numbers to cast doubt on the
Holocaust as a whole.
That's why videos covering this should clearly distinguish between historical estimates made
at the time and the current academic consensus.
The phrase, the world did not know, is also very misleading.
In 1942, Allied nations had already publicly declared that Germany was carrying out Hitler's
so-called final solution to the Jewish question, the mass murder of...
One shot of brand-aid, two, I don't even see the video, that was literally one camera.
That nothing to do with fucking the other numbers, three fuck you.
Jews. Historians also believe many Germans had at least a rough idea of what was happening
as information and rumors about the crime circulated.
And last but not least, we again reach a full circle AI bullshit moment when we stumble across this scene.
No one had ever escaped from Auschwitz to tell the world the truth.
That's incorrect, but also contradictory to Ego's own content.
The channel had already published a video about Vito Poletsky,
another man who infiltrated and escaped Auschwitz.
We covered that story ourselves.
And Poletsky, as well as multiple of his comrades,
escaped or bought their freedom before Verba,
delivering reports about Auschwitz to the outside world.
Maybe we shouldn't let the wolf's machines do all the thinking and creating.
I think with a lot of these educational AI channels, the visuals are really only half the problem.
But a huge concern that I have is the quality of the information in those videos.
Because you can make sure they're also using AI to generate all of their scripts.
There's one channel that recently got a very popular Chloe for his history
about a lady vlogging in the past and people love it.
But if you actually look at what she's saying, if you look at the details, if you look at the whole story, almost everything is wrong.
And especially with educational content, I think there's this idea that people trust the content and they walk away being informed.
But actually, they're walking away being less informed about certain topics.
But is that one about the historical value of it?
That's really bad.
These AI channels don't seem to care about the quality or accuracy of their content.
The goal seems to be simply to publish...
Chad, dog shit slop isn't between any of you.
I don't care what anybody says.
It can be anything to watch.
Fucking strict dog shit.
As long as you know you're watching dog shit.
If it's something that's not being masked as accurate.
I wouldn't give a fuck about a channel about some fake guy vlogging in the Missa Plotinia times, okay?
Or some guy hanging out with, I don't fucking know, uh, like, whatever.
If it's clear slop, it's funny.
As many videos as possible to make as much money as possible.
Oh, and I almost forgot. We actually spoke with a person familiar with the production process behind Loom's channels.
They told us that they indeed use AI and that two people had to produce one script per day each.
We confronted Loom and sent them many questions in their response. They wrote half of this is totally fictional and 30% wrong
They also told us that the audience doesn't watch fern which we are keen to believe
They claim that 30 people work at the company with AI being used as a tool and lots of manual labor still involved
They were in disbelief of our apparent hate of them. Lastly life is like a boomerang
Okay, there's no wish to make something creative. It's just a get rich scheme
And it's not just teenagers and discord channels and cool guys who keep going even when Mr.
Beast tweets driving the slop epidemic.
Various AI companies seem to know exactly who their target audience is and how their products
are used.
Hakesfield offers a variety of generative AI tools and recently they uploaded this tutorial
on their channel.
I used Hakesfield AI in claw to build a $39,500 a month faceless channel.
I just found a faceless YouTube channel that's making almost $40,000 every single month.
But maybe wonder, can I completely recreate this channel and build the exact same style
of videos using AI?
The 40k month educational channel he found?
His bright side.
In case you're not familiar with bright side, the incredible irony might be lost on you.
Bright side is one of the OG slot factories before there was AI as we know it.
Terrible clickbait and hinged content come out every few hours.
It's just colorful thumbnails, interesting clickable titles, it's five minutes trapped.
They make things, they make things, that's about it.
You've never heard of Bright Side?
Good for you.
Bright Side just straight up lies or just uses these like fear-mongering sensationalist
tactics.
Yet this is the type of content Hicksfield presents as a great opportunity to make
bank with their tools.
content it gives to everyone and has huge audience retention, which is exactly a drive
you at monetization.
In this brave new world, educational videos obviously aren't made to educate, they're
simply the most lucrative niche to make as much money as possible, and we can see how
well that logic plays out just a few minutes later when he uses AI to create a video
about Pompeii.
We could spend minutes explaining how much is wrong with these glass jars, but simply
put they just didn't exist in this form in Pompeii in 79 AD.
Now you might wonder, who would possibly want to slurp up this type of slop?
Well, the people at Hicksfield.
I think this video is very interesting.
This is the kind of stuff I watch right before going to bed.
Riddie puts the old saying that you should make stuff you would want to watch yourself
into perspective.
Next, the tutorial demonstrates how to make even more videos fully generated.
Well, you say nerds, but these videos are for nerds.
Like you're just, like, it's such like a deliberate, like, stupid misunderstanding
about the video.
This video is talking about them.
Like, it's a video for nerds and the whole point of the nerdy aspect is that it gets to fulfill the nerdship.
To remove all that mean...
We're basically a human input.
Okay, one video is cool, but we need more.
So I'm just gonna type in, make me two more videos.
This is great news for anyone who wants to get paid by YouTube without actually making the content themselves.
Let's launch our content machine that will bring in money.
During a gold rush, sell shovels.
11labs offers AI voice tools.
And they have their very own tutorial on how to make AI B-roll that's just like Fern.
And what do you do once you have your slop visuals in place?
Add a slop voice.
As he began his speech, there was a shift in the room.
You could feel it, like the start of something important.
During a gold rush, sell shovels.
We sent both Hicksfield and 11labs a request for comment, but didn't receive a reply.
Let's zoom out.
In the best-case scenario, these AI productions just result in a few ridiculous visual mistakes.
Worst-case they lead to misinformation about some of humanity's darkest times.
Worst-case they lead to misinformation about some of humanity's darkest times.
And how would viewers possibly know that what they're watching is wrong?
Pascal, seasoned investigative journalist and our head-effect checking wrote this after
reviewing some of the videos. It is incredibly hard to verify things that never actually existed.
Real people usually leave some kind of trace or reference point, but AI can just completely
make things up. If it's already difficult for me, I don't think average users can realistically
deal with this. After just checking half a video, my head was genuinely spinning.
Luckily many people instinctively distrust AI content, but that leads to a loss of trust
in real creators too. I get comments.
Jack, I have a take that's, it's so bad that it's actually good. It's like a horseshoe.
That it's so bad that it's actually, and the biggest is that this doesn't mean that AI slop is bad.
It's bad in its current form, right? But technically, with the right parameters and the
The right thing is, it could get to a point where it does fulfill all the accuracy, is
accurate and good, and uses different reference models and uses different, and it makes a new
hybrid video, and I'm not entirely against that.
My videos all the time where people think that the 3D animations are made using AI,
they think that my voice is AI, they even think that my face is AI generated.
People get so anxious about Slop, they start to suspect it everywhere.
If YouTube lets this kind of content go on.
Jeff, Jeff, people say Slop and they get mad at AI, on videos that are not AI,
and people on the AI channels are having a blast watching the video.
I don't know what's up.
Checked and the last few creators to profit from it.
In the long run, it could damage the platform's reputation and value proposition.
So, what is YouTube doing about it?
Already in 2020, they've practically updated its channel monetization policies.
They renamed repetitious content to inauthentic content.
Low effort mass produced uploads shouldn't make money anymore.
And in 2026, they updated them again with AI.
They should use themselves to use the AI system to check if things were not only referenced
that they copied from it and just don't like all the revenue.
Easy.
I mean, why you battle these guys just make it suck 100 of the rev of all the videos.
I mean, they want to work, I mean, they can work for the busy working for free for the main guy.
Unsatisfying or off-putting content policy.
YouTube now targets content that feels interchangeable, emotionally manipulative, or mimics existing formats.
Great news for us, hopefully.
YouTube also pushed towards disclosure and labeling.
SynthID is Google DeepMind's watermarking system.
It embeds invisible, irremovable markers into AI-generated content.
Major generative AI companies such as OpenAI, Nvidia, Kakao and 11Labs have adopted the
watermark.
With 11Labs on board, more AI generated voices can now be automatically detected by YouTube.
In May the platform announced it would start automatically tagging AI generated or AI edited
videos.
The labels will be clearly visible under videos or in shorts.
The goal is to make AI content easier to spot, even if creators don't disclose
it.
But of course, slop factories will try to get around the tag in demonetization.
And for those of you who are worried about AI content getting deviantized, YouTube has
no problem with AI.
It just blocks people who use it to make lazy, low quality spam.
This is an an ironic statement in a video demonstrating how to automatically pump up
bright side style content within 20 minutes.
We also asked YouTube about Slop directly and shared our concerns, and they actually
got back to us saying that tackling Slop is a key priority for them.
They also said that YouTube's approach to information quality has always focused on promoting high-quality content rather than fact-checking individual videos.
Then it should be kind of the opposite, in my opinion.
Instead of saying, oh, this is AI dog shit, it's easier to do the opposite with the good ones.
Something that's good, it can have a token of like, oh, this is actually accurate or this is like whatever.
Like, if people want to be like verified to a certain degree, I mean, have like a premium token.
Optimizing for retention leads to its own problems, but generative AI feels far more threatening to overall content quality, at least for edutainment.
This is the next thing harming the longevity of our ecosystem.
Personally, I increasingly find myself scrolling through my recommendations, irritated at it.
And one piece of AI? Everything. I mean, the good uses everywhere. There's way more good uses than bad uses.
Every piece of stuff served to me. It makes me want to open the app less and that can't be good
Quick irrefutable research summaries like okay, um
Fucking is ice cold or hot? I mean yeah, okay? Yeah, I was it like who gives a shit
It'll give you an actual answer that doesn't need fucking crazy whatever.
Contrary to some times I get too powerful for the animations I make by humans.
There are some questions that are simple and it gives you a simple answer.
It's one of the artists, so regularly put some powers out of something, creating them for you.
Hi, I'm Leonhard.
When I'm creating scenes, I can easily spend the whole day sitting at my computer.
So shout out to Flexisport for sponsoring this video and sending me this.
one button and I can switch from sitting to standing.
Creating a scene like this roughly comes down to three steps.
Step one, modeling. It's similar to the real thing.
I stack simple cubes to block out the desk,
address the site where the plant, computer, and the display, the usual clutter.
Step two, animating. This desk actually moves, so I have to
animate the legs sliding into each other with a little lease out,
so it doesn't feel robotic. It's a three-stage frame, so it adjusts to you,
No, not that issue.
Jack, no, this is not Jack.
Could you ask AI to use blueprints that are on the internet
from all the things that are on this
and then make an actual good one?
I mean, it can do that, no?
I mean, I think that will actually
kind of be decent.
Get fucking CAD files and blueprints
from actual real life models on various websites
and do deep research, and then get all these elements,
identify, and then actually fucking model them in.
5, 2 or 6, 5.
Step 3. Shading.
It looks a bit bland still.
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And if you I watch that because I was a video so forget
Yeah
Who made Fern the rule again AI and nobody said the rule maker
Hey, I think I'm a criticism of inaccurate information being passed as accurate is is is perfectly valid
I think that like you're being defensive and you're being like like a weird hater because you need to supply to all videos
buddy
It's about accuracy on it on a thing that it's like if I sold it guys
reality TV
With only AI actors. Well, then it's not really TV them
Where's the where's the reality TV in in in clicker when it doesn't happen in reality. I mean it doesn't make sense
It's it's a it's a it's an oxymoron
Fucker, so I know what to do. I guess I got matters in
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AM Challenge. 3 AM is the time for all the evils and spirits come to us.
Chacha, even AI couldn't recreate this fucking mental retardation.
I mean, AI couldn't even do this. I'm not gonna against this because this is still...
Who is human? A little could not generate this.
guys and they're trying to do anything they want so this only works at 3 a.m. in
the morning right now I'm just gonna call and ask for the among us happy meal
all right guys and I hope they have it and this only works at 3 a.m. in the
morning the evil and spirits our right guys I don't know who's going to send
me the happy meal but I just have the number and I'm gonna call them and ask
Is it in any of it?
Among us Happy Meal and Ordered, alright guys?
It's going to be a real success and...
No, not there!
The last Happy Meal I ordered, there was some scary stuff in the Happy Meal boxes, alright guys?
But we'll see what is going to be in this Happy Meal box.
But before this video starts, you guys don't want to do
Good over right now, smash that like button, subscribe to my channel
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Before this video start you know what time it is
Jesus
What the fuck am I watching I don't remember this at all
Oh my god, I don't know what to say about it.
Wait, why do they keep on hanging up?
Come on guys, this is like my eight time calling them.
But they are not answering.
Let's have the happy meal, like among us happy meal.
I'm sorry, but we don't.
Wait, you don't have the happy meal?
Like I've heard if you call at 3AM in the morning
like you would have the among us happy meal,
it's like a code or something?
That is not true. Goodbye.
Oh, alright then, thank you so much.
wait who is this yes I wonder among us happy meal
but you haven't but only one it's like your last one but like what is in the
box like what is in the happy meal box is it like something this shot the
Imposter?
I have to find out myself?
I mean, okay, I guess I will just get in.
Drop it at the playground.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I can't believe that they actually sent it to me.
Yo, come on guys. Let's just take this right now and take it back home.
Oh my god. Among us Happy Meal.
So, let's just take this home right now.
Okay guys, I just bought the Happy Meal box back home.
And look at this guys.
This is really scary. It says Among Us on it.
Oh my god. Look at that guys.
Yo, this is insane.
Oh my god what is it on the sides? Look at this guys it's the Among Us. Oh my god there is no way!
It's the same fucking thing from the other video.
Show come on let me get it out.
Oh my god there is no way! This is an Among Us character. What is that on the back?
Oh my god, these are like the tasks. Oh my god, I think he was doing a task or something.
Okay, these are like all the wires you have to do in the game and stuff. Oh my god.
Oh, look at this. This is the character. Oh my god, this is so insane guys.
I'm just going to put that. These are like the tasks. This is the task.
I'm just gonna put that these are like the past this is the show this is really insane. I just oh
my god
Where did it go it just turned into a bone
Wait, what what what this is impossible? It just turned into a bone. You can't what happens guys never let's get off
This is the scariest thing ever guys
I really don't know what even just happened.
How did you turn from that into this?
Wait, no lights off?
Wait, Jack, I could have made better stuff than this.
Jack, I would have made, oh no, look where I found it.
And the lights were off.
Who turned off the lights?
It doesn't make sense.
I do it in lore because you cannot have two...
Hello, ma'am.
you cannot have two at the same time I heard them but it's it's not uh chat I want to eat some
food uh real quick and out of the doorway again that was really a lot of fun side by that um
hey monster vassos is everything okay
okay can I talk to you just for a second though I just want to talk to you if that's okay
is that your uh child's in the back oh okay someone just said that it looked like maybe you
you needed assistance. And this is wondering if everything's okay. Yeah, you were walking
on the side, so I just want to make sure of it. Oh, got it. Okay. Okay. Just one kids
in the back. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, someone just said that you were outside the car. So that's
why I just wanted to make sure and so see you. Oh, so were you walking then? Oh, okay.
that in regards to you? Who's driving? I'm up to your father. Okay, I'm going to sit over there.
Hello, does your window go down any farther? Oh, okay.
Okay, so yeah, I just want to make sure everything's okay. So were you wait picking her up or?
Yes ma'am. Okay, so everything's okay? Yes, I'm fine. Do you mind if I just have your ID
just to say, you know, everything's okay? All right, so then that's Andrew.
I'm just gonna verify it's status.
Driver suspended passenger has no license issue.
So you have a status of suspended?
Was it because of maybe a citation even?
Okay.
Do you have someone that is a valedriver?
Close by.
No, not by.
Not close by.
Close by.
Close by.
Close by.
Close by.
Close by.
Close by.
Close by.
No, nobody knows about the house.
Well, yeah, because does anyone
who know how to have a license?
Well, because...
No, I got my baby.
I'm not about to be sitting on here on this rock.
No, no, no. Listen, just, no.
Just hold on. Hold on.
Man, just calm down. Just try.
Can you just sneak to the...
Listen, I got a cross.
I got my fucking car.
She left how to say that.
That's what I'm trying to say is a valedriver.
Okay ma'am, I understand it was a difficult situation. I'm not trying to make it worse.
So can you just please stand out of the roadway for me? I just don't want anything to happen to you, okay?
What they say?
She was concerned for you.
But it's not nosy, ma'am. They want to make sure that you're okay.
Yeah, that's something that she was concerned about. She thought that you didn't want to go in the car.
No, she thought that she's concerned for your welfare.
So isn't that a good thing, though,
of people that care about each other?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, I don't understand what you're doing right now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because there ain't nobody but come all the way out.
Okay, okay, I'm going to talk with him for a second, okay?
Like I just said.
Jack, you can call the general ruckus and not a general ruckus. Why would you choose to talk with a general ruckus?
You found someone possibly?
No, nobody can't call nobody.
phone with someone so can I uh just see them with the venus here
step over here out of the road man step out of the road i'm over here
can i just open the door and the venus hard to read sorry i think the venus
I just sat inside the door.
It's right here.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Come on.
No, bro.
Let's find another fucking place.
I'm going to get everything.
If she gets someone from her work,
I know it is so close.
Maybe that could work?
I don't know.
No, nobody, everybody is that way.
Nobody can come.
Y'all keep asking the same damn question.
I drive out every day.
OK.
I understand where you're coming from.
I'm just going to talk to the police.
I'm just going to stay away from your every day.
Every day!
That's what I'm trying to say!
I got everything!
okay, okay.
hold on.
so i guess i'll call a tow event.
i'm going to go get this den here.
i got my hoe back in this car.
pull off, pull off, pull off on the air.
come here, mel.
i'm going to pull off on the air.
you got it.
arch how?
arch how does parry?
yes i am, i'm going to pull off on the air.
i'm going to go.
cause they call cause i'm wiping up the car.
I
Wguide, but I mean
So she's man
You don't say all I didn't even get my squad and then don't have it and there's no point
She was angry because he was late picking her up from the hospital so she walked on Highland
And I think that's what the reporting person didn't get her information soft
And it looks to her though as a DV
Into the car she thinks that people are nosy here that they should not call anything in I don't really agree with that
But I called the house with your exes and routes, so I don't want to get her out of there before the show gets here
I don't know if you have a coworker that could just come move the car.
Your mom's on the way.
She has a second person message.
You know how long it's been since we did your up here?
Clans got her mom's on the way.
I mean, is the tow gets here or what?
Said not to come.
Before her mom, for sure.
You're gonna make a decision while their mom's taking her.
You're making the toe take it.
Because she's gonna lose it when the toe gets there.
I know.
The mother is in a route.
If you could call your ex, I'll call them back if they're needed.
Go, Gorky.
Officers now find out that the male has an active no-contact order with the female
due to a previous domestic violence incident,
meaning he needs to be taken into custody for violating it.
Officers have a sneaking suspicion the female won't react kindly to this.
As the officers get ready to take the male into custody,
the female's mother arrives at the scene.
Hello, are you Andrea's mom?
Okay, so are you able to take her and the kid with you?
Okay, perfect
She's been screaming at us the entire time and she won't drop it. So just try to keep her
Shouldn't they prepare like a net or some sort of catching device for the person I'll get your ID back and just come in, okay?
If you just want to outblock them, you just want to walk the truck.
What?
There you go.
You know who's going to act out?
It might be a physical one.
Why not prepare for that?
That will make that more...
Is everyone gone out of this car?
Oh, here we go.
See you're still here.
Is that window go down at all?
No.
No, you're good.
So the keys are still in the car and everything, right?
No car.
Is there a no contact order in place with her, Andrea?
I saw they're on probation, though, for a robbery, yes.
There you go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to go back to my car.
You cannot go back to your car.
Yeah.
Because you do not need to go to the car.
So this car will then have to get towed.
I don't know how else anyone's going to pick it up.
Um, I think they're just going to sleep in the back to get the car.
Got it.
So yeah, if you just want to step out with me,
this guy's going to come out on the front.
I have to talk about these tickets and everything with him.
So that's why I'm talking to him about the citations, obviously,
because he's operating after suspension.
So that's what that's for.
And this is going to be a citation for operating while suspended.
Do you not have to go to court on this?
That's that.
So, what do you need to go and get here or?
I don't know my cell phone.
What, is that gonna gel?
Your mom's gonna drive that car.
Okay.
I do just have to talk with you a little bit more.
If you come back to my squad,
this doesn't have anything to do with you though.
So if you come here, Johnathan, yes.
So.
So, probation said that they do wanna place a hole
because you're not supposed to be in contact.
Preparations.
Well, but does that seem fun?
I don't know, I need to go a little bit away.
That's the end of it.
Yeah, so, what would be happening,
I don't want to discreet the big deal, this thing.
I do have to place cops on you,
to pick you up to this rock-tongue jail on them,
and so you then you can see your probationation.
They wanted you to be there, right?
So, is it, do you understand that?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I told them that you're very polite,
law-free throughout the whole encounter,
which makes it-
I'm sorry, babe.
So, you know what I mean?
Okay.
I'm gone.
Stay over here?
Why, why, no,
No, can I ask you, can I ask you why, please?
Yeah, cooperation.
The guys seem cooperative.
The proper communication, the guy goes into the cuffs
and they haven't.
It's just them.
Can I ask you why, please?
No, why?
Not allowed to have contact with you.
No, oh my god, no.
You're saying it.
No, no, no.
No.
No, please!
No!
I'm not getting off here.
I'm getting off.
I'm not getting off.
I'm not getting off.
Please, please, please.
Please, please, please.
Can I talk to her, please?
You can talk to her through the window.
Please, please, please.
Can I talk to her, please?
You can talk to her,
but this is the whole problem.
What?
I'm in.
No!
No, please!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Get in. It's not going anywhere.
I am going in.
It won't be for long.
It'll be over the weekend.
They have to go to the office this weekend.
I don't know what's up in tune with you.
I don't even know about it.
There was an open case for DD.
Are you going to jail?
He's going to jail where your baby's going to go.
Do you want to stand back?
Do you want to stand back?
Now I'm trying.
All right, so if you could just step up for me.
Could you give my mom my, uh, my, uh.
Yes, I'll give her all that information.
If he just put me in it, though.
My phone and everything.
Mom.
Yeah, I will, I will, I will, I will.
Just put your feet in it.
You got to put your feet in it, all right?
Mom, don't talk to me, please.
I'll give all the stuff, right?
No, I said it's me.
I can say to you, the cops will be calling you on the edge.
It's going to be quiet.
We're all about to pay.
OK, so he said he wants to have everything go with you.
OK.
Is that OK?
Let's take the phone.
Yo, but that's what you're about to do.
So what happens?
It's a probation violation.
He ain't have contact with Andrew
without the agent's permission.
You knew that I would.
That's a s**t.
You already made a s**t.
What do you want?
It's pointless!
It's pointless!
No!
Okay, when you go ahead
I'll keep back your stupid.
You want to act stupid or you want to
because you're going to call the f*** out.
They're not going to let you come down.
I mean they're not going to let you go like that.
So what you going to do? You want to go to jail too?
Let me go.
What the f*** is going to jail too?
Get out my face!
What do you mean get out so fast?
Oh my God!
Cause I know you had the fucking thumback!
Get out my face!
Get out of here!
Why you!
Get out of my face!
You know this shit!
You know it!
Hey!
Okay, just check your pockets so I can get out of here.
I'm so sorry.
I'm just gonna take the car keys.
Yo, I love getting on my mom and my child called me Bromin.
Bang!
I'm scared.
So now if I tell your shit, now you're gonna be, yo baby's gonna be wet!
Where?
Where?
Where?
I don't.
Wait!
That dumbass.
That your car for the controls.
He don't leave second cars.
He don't leave through that building.
He can not leave my van right here for a minute.
Can you move that to the other side?
Sure.
Just don't move over there.
Come on, back over.
So long.
You can't have the leg on my arm like this forever.
Don't laugh at me.
You can't laugh at me.
You can't laugh at me.
You can't laugh at me.
No, I'm not getting in the car with you.
Where are you taking my safe?
Park his boat.
We're just double-checkers.
No, I'm not that thing.
I'm not going to walk.
Oh, my gosh.
That's great.
Stand up, Andrea.
Let me go.
Stop smoking.
Bro, stop smoking.
Andrea.
Andrea.
Andrea.
Andrea.
Andrea.
I'm not getting this car. I'm not getting this car.
I'm not getting this car. You are getting in the car
It's not an option. I don't want to get a car with you
Y'all want to play and down with somebody move. Let me go
Make sure you're not running away
What is that?
Is it Big Matt?
What is that?
go back to jail if they had any kind of contact. When they arrested him, she started acting stupid
and doing the most because he- So how does that work? Well, like, putting them- putting
them orders. What if the other person goes the person, but as the protectee? I mean-
He got arrested, but she not even thinking about her damn baby!
I didn't get the front barrier.
Let me talk to him.
All right, man.
Do you understand when you're...
There should be a reverse one, though.
I mean, there should be a reverse.
If you make a deliberate contact
with somebody who hasn't done that with you,
shouldn't you get partially charged or something?
I mean, it seems kind of good.
Do you understand why you're getting lost in...
I mean, they seem to have got good-
You understand why you're getting lost in-
Yeah.
I just want to give my daughter a kiss and talk to her.
Oh!
I'm gonna have you do this.
I'll call the car down.
I'm just gonna search you real quick.
Okay?
Okay.
I'm gonna let you think about your daughter.
Oh, what you get?
How are the nights?
Sleeping?
No.
No.
This is a new-
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that this happened.
It's not your fault, man.
She hadn't been going on like that.
We never want to look into anything, sir.
Yeah, man, y'all can at least let me
smell some of my secret.
Yeah, everything.
Man, she's going to go to jail.
Yep.
Yeah.
Oh, she's going to just, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Stand up.
How long she's going to go?
Uh, it's up to the judge.
She has to see a judge on Monday.
She's going to be down for the whole weekend?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Well, you can't be punching and kicking me.
Could you tell her, I'm sorry,
that she's in a situation like that.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah.
According to court records the male Jonathan was charged with bail jumping he pleaded guilty
and was subsequently sentenced to 80 days in the local jail.
Really?
The female Andrea was charged with felony battery to a law enforcement officer felony resisting
causing substantial harm for kicking the male officer resisting obstructing and disobeying.
Wait wait wait wait, bail jumping.
Why that's that old, that's that old, I was missing.
I mean, Chad is that you get you say, oh, I will.
Yeah, it should be.
Chad, Chad, bell jumping goes kind of against the concept
of trust within the bail system,
which is like super important because,
I mean, Chad, you say it is, bro,
it should be years in my opinion.
Because bail is a trust system
that you're not going to jump bail.
So if you jump the bail, you're a fucker.
And ducked, she took a plea deal pleading guilty
to the battery on law enforcement charge
It disintegrates the bail system.
Do you not understand how that works?
Their charges were dismissed.
She was sentenced to three years of probation
and was released back into the public.
Every minute that you keep that type of comfort.
Chad, you're in jail for one week, okay?
Right now, I put you in jail.
Unfortunately, it's not very cool, right?
You're in jail right now, Chad.
You're in jail.
Hold on, I will release you in a minute.
Maybe.
Okay, everybody is jailed.
But you're in jail, okay?
But, money's only for you, just for you.
Okay, maybe give me a word, maybe a signature,
maybe even some money and bucks to me, right?
And today, no cost, okay?
You just give me a signature or your word
and I release you.
But, if I release you though,
I mean you get 15 times the amount
that we're gonna get before, right?
Okay, whatever, everybody's out.
Deal, boom.
But then, you jump bail, you fucker.
Ready, really you fucker?
Well, now the whole system that was designed for you, you're cooking it, you're cooking it.
So yeah, there should be a big thing that happens when you bail jump because that was made for
you and your cooking system disintegrates it, it's bad, it's terrible.
Presentation going.
You give the officers more reason to start looking a little deeper.
Hey, I am the lead attorney offering a little more legal perspective with our friends
over at Midwest safety.
And in this case, looking deeper
is the last thing this couple wanted.
They found that the boyfriend
was driving on a suspended license
and then found that he was on probation for armed robbery.
He was-
Guys, this is not John Copper, or, um, yeah.
It's not John Jeff either.
The crazy thing is that none of these issues
had anything to do with-
John Love?
The officers were called the original.
In fact, one of the officers-
Maybe I like it, I don't know, yeah.
John Teethan?
Interesting.
Ewoo.
Ewoo?
Like this?
So this
My god, oh my god, I'm so loud. Oh my god. I'm so loud. We like this. Oh
My god, we like that. Why are they so loud today?
Loud as always
You said what?
I'm not trying to myself here. I just thought I felt like I was the one person she could trust
so I'm just really scared now."
When a teacher is caught exchanging disturbing messages with a 12-year-old student,
investigators step in to find out what's really been going on.
What they uncover is a shocking pattern of deception that left her parents completely in the dark.
One, two, three, and she's stuck tonight.
I hate teachers.
The following footage has never been seen before.
On April 12, 2024, officers in Arizona are called to meet with the principal of Verrado Middle School.
Because then he has serious concerns after a student advisor noticed the sixth grade girl was texting someone during class
Using the school's communication app clever. She's like who's she texting it?
So she logged in and looked and
Teacher and then she started seeing like he had deleted something like previous messages from like, you know back in February
It's not a kind of
You know, give me a hug, please, I'm sorry, I didn't mean, you know, what I said yesterday,
like, you know, just that kind of interaction, yeah.
The principal explains he quickly met with the student, who is just 12 years old.
I said, so I was just looking through some of it, and I noticed that there was a messaging
that was going back and forth with you and Mr. Barnett.
It just kind of caught my eye.
And she kind of looked at me and said,
well, we're just friends and we joke around.
This response immediately raised.
Yeah, it's clever.
Shouldn't that should be like overseen
by like an overlord of the system?
Like shouldn't that be monitored by like a.
Dread flags for the principal who hadn't revealed
to her which messages he'd seen.
The history teacher she was communicating with.
36-year-old Brendan Barnett.
No, he's something that being deleted in.
Oh, but can you see what it was deleted?
Is immediately placed on leave by the district
after school the 12-year-old is brought in
for a forensic interview, where she hesitates
to discuss the messages.
Is there something that needs to be said or to talk about?
Yeah, because I'm not interested in inappropriate things.
It's mostly my fault because I'm the one who's
been doing it.
But while she's quick to blame herself,
the evidence will soon have a chilling power.
Manipulation and control that extends far beyond the young student later that night officers arrive at the teacher's condo
Armed with a search warrant
Five eight charge you're being charged you've been handcuffed right now. We'll be down at you
Yeah, he's got a dent chase chase get a headphone headset dent
No, I spoke to the HR. They said that he was internal so okay. Yeah, I don't know
I'm gonna be completely honest. I don't know the how they do things and what they're all that stuff that they're looking at
The issue is I'm more than happy to talk to you
But you're intoxicated and I can tell that when we start to speak and begin with so I don't want to be a disservice by
Talking to you and interviewing you like in this condition. Does it make sense? I was stressed. No, that's fine
So I came all night. Hey, that's that's well within your rights
The officers confiscate multiple electronic devices along with another piece of evidence that carries disturbing implications
The next day Mr. Barnett has brought in to speak with the detective where the details of their conversations will soon unravel
Why would you think we would be involved or come into your house to the search warrant and taking your electronics?
Well, I think it's relevant to a student. Oh
Well, when they told me that, you know, I was being investigated for unprofessional conduct,
that's what prompted me to say that the student and I, you know, kind of just talk like...
Che, you know what? Che, you know what? The noise of a gun, meh-chan.
So these videos across all police departments are filmed in these potato cameras
that probably cost ten times the amount of anything that would be ten times better.
Like if they really fucking it went one tender the price to get ten of the quality. What the fuck is going on here, man?
Almost like friends though. She didn't reveal much in her first interview
The 12 year old would later return after speaking with her parents at home in this second meeting
She details how their communication began
School we started talking on like clever messages personally like for an assignment, but then like we became
friends. I don't like holding them friends now, so that's why I use their clothes. But
now I really hate him because my dad explained to me, he was starting to groom me and then
I don't like getting more and so I'm just really scared now.
What do you mean to be a dad? You should have fucking did a one stop police call.
call. Fuck you, tell him that.
It is just, bro, immediately she went to the police.
They did, though.
She had a crush on a boy in her class, and she reached out to the teacher for help.
I started becoming a teacher because he did stuff for me for my crush and tell me more
about what he did for your crush.
I would have them like write notes or like tune and like have my crush dance it back on
the notes.
And what were the notes written off?
They were like, they were on like sticky notes.
Though clever is where their discussions began, their communication soon spread beyond
the school's messaging app.
The girl's father would tell investigators that she didn't have her own cell phone
until recently, but she did have a smartwatch synced to his phone that could communicate
through calls and text messages.
contact and his roster was listed as Brayden and investigators discovered the phone number
was registered to Mr. Barnett.
Where do you guys talk?
I'm just gonna say you guys talk to my friends.
Well, I just had school, yeah.
Okay.
I just had school?
Yeah.
And then where else?
I guess after school?
Uh, yeah.
Computer.
Okay.
How up through the computer?
Uh, it was an app called Discord.
The student claims she learned about the messaging app discord while watching a YouTube video and after receiving a cell phone for her 12th birthday
She downloaded the application
It's like I'm like oh, hey, do you have discord by each as you said yes, so why and then so I told him that I'm like oh
Why have it well? I'm like using it now
Cuz like I can talk to you off of this like and at home more often was there a reason for a moment from there to the computer
She can't ask me, am I?
Yeah, this court should use AI to monitor any verified or person to the camera looks underage
with adults.
I said I don't give a fuck.
I said it.
I said it.
Mass surveillance just like fucking, just like mass surveillance, China would value a
fuck.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Surveillance, I don't want to.
I don't want to question some boundaries.
When one message exchanged on Clever, Mr. Barnett tells the 12-year-old student,
Discord is fine, you can say anything there.
Why not?
She's opened up to me about things.
Yeah.
Part of what she opened up to me about was that she felt really, really down and...
Why?
I'm not trying to make myself sound like a hero.
I guess my thinking was, if this person needs someone to reach out to him and I'm
the only person, maybe I can be that person.
While discussing these ideations, Mr. Barnett told the child, we can talk about it
more later just remember you can live for me if no one else by his own admission
mr. Barnett no sad as in down else or to the still okay I cared I didn't want to
be hurt you know because I knew that she had those struggles in her mind with
the dark places and I guess I felt like I was the one person she could trust but
it's clear that helping her through her emotional struggles wasn't all that
was going on after a search warrant position to discord more of their
conversations were revealed. In one exchange, the young girl asks if they can leave the app
open while they sleep.
I did sleep on call with him. I had him on the call and then I left him there and I
went to go to bed. The next morning early, I would come say hi to him and let him know
that I had a girl.
And soon, Mr. Barnett began to suggest that the two meet outside of school.
He's like, oh, we can go do something fun one day and meet somewhere. Because
and when you like be closer and be more friends,
like best friends.
The girl's mother said she recently took her daughter
to a state fair where they coincidentally
ran into Mr. Barnett.
Her daughter ran up and hugged him
and with her permission,
the two walked around alone for about 30 minutes.
What?
She later recalled her daughter had begged
to go to the fair that day.
I don't know if anybody's here,
I'm not mentioned to her.
I don't know if she liked that stuff.
What?
messages would show that they would often make plans to meet outside of school and he would tell the 12-year-old exactly what to say to her parents
Jack, the only thing I thought I had as a school teacher, Jack, is whatever I would see there at the fucking, at the gorgeous, whatever, and go,
yeah, or whatever the fuck, I mean, I, bro, that's the only time I would ever, I mean,
In one of these conversations, he writes, quote,
Say there's a renaissance fare, you're interested in going, but you can't get there.
You ask me if I could give you a ride there, but I can only do it if I have your dad's permission.
The deception was successful, and he picked her up from her house on multiple occasions.
any other reason that you will be having this conversation?
Uh, please, because I drove her... drove her where?
Uh, went to school.
Mr. Barnett obtained the child's address from her own father
after he pretended to be the parent of another student.
The girl's father thanked him for the offer to drive her to school that day,
not knowing who he was really speaking to.
But Mr. Barnett was nearly discovered when her father came outside.
I'm pretty sure it was scary because like he started like to say all these things, but then like once I got in the car
And once my dad left he's like we were so
No, no, there's no way I
Yes, I'll go back. Mr. Barnett obtained the child's address from her own father
After he pretended to be the parent of another student
The girl's father thanked him for the offer to drive her to school that day not knowing who he was really speaking to
but Mr Barnett was nearly discovered when her father came outside.
I'm pretty sure he was scared because he started to say all these things,
but then once I got in the car and once my dad left, he's like,
I'm so awful.
And for us to work on, I'm so glad we got away with it.
And so that's what he said.
How many other times did the state need to intervene?
Five or three times.
Three times outside of that time picking her up, or three times altogether.
Um, maybe you, maybe four, 12, and I, okay.
So the first time you've ever picked her up, right?
What was that for?
Uh, I took her shopping.
I think her parents left her alone again.
She said that she wanted to shop with some stuff.
And if I could pick her up and I.
Still a big area.
According to the 12 year old girl, the T.
I don't get it guys. I've had a child and some random fucking pants all first to go
Dry my kids go I I've been to the house and see what's up. I've been to the next what's up
I mean, okay. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, come pick him up a buddy because she up to the house man
I mean all where they shopped at hot
Her two t-shirts featuring her favorite anime characters
I love that thing!
I don't want to betray their trust or like betray them. And so like I kept talking to him, you know, I wasn't going to on another occasion
He picked her up from her house. I think it's interesting to go to see
the
like
I understand why underage bad, but why why how that plays out in motion
Right and and why it's one point. You know, I mean like like how out the age difference kind of
is such an abyss of power.
And brought her somewhere a little closer to home.
You're like, oh, well, I'll park by my house.
Like, we could go there.
It'll be like a lot of fun.
Like, there's stuff to play around.
We can like run around and like talk and stuff.
She explained something about it.
He became concerned about taking her back home.
He was afraid of getting caught by my parents.
Because my mom knew him from the festival that we went to.
Because he's like, well, what if your mom recognizes me
I dropped you off like too late and like they're already going to be like we
outside and see me like your mom's going to recognize me and like it rather than
take her home. Mr. Barnett suggested she spend the night and he readily admits
that it happened more than once. I want to occasion she spent the night. Her parents
were any sleepovers or what would be done? No, they believe she was a friend since yeah.
According to the student she slept at his condo on at least three
separate occasions. During one of these times, Mr. Barnett continued to deceive her parents
by pretending to be the father of another female student. He sent a text writing,
Girls want to have a sleepover. I can pick her up. No problem. Sorry if it's last minute.
Her father responds, Absolutely. Thank you. And then what? She snuck up.
What? I knew something good when I was fucking gone. Are you kidding me?
She was at a friend's house once.
On two occasions, she spent the night.
Her parents were in these sleepovers,
or what would it be?
No, they didn't believe she was.
Further, really?
And I was like, well, what if your mom recognizes me
if I drop you off too late?
And I dare I think I'm going to be like, what are you
outside, are you going to see me like?
Your mom's going to recognize me.
I'm like.
Rather than take her home, Mr. Barnett
suggested she spend the night.
and he readily admits that it happened more than once.
On two occasions she spent the night.
Her parents were in these sleepovers?
Or what would it be?
No, they didn't believe she was at a friend's house, yeah.
According to the students, she.
When I was young, if those are bare sleepover,
my parents call the house and speak to the parents
over there at the friend's people.
Not even at some times.
I ever spent anywhere else where there was not
at least multiple communications, yeah.
He slept at his condo on at least three separate occasions.
During one of these times, Mr. Barnett
continued to deceive her parents
by pretending to be the father of another female student.
He sent a text writing,
girls want to have a sleepover,
I can pick her up, no problem.
Sorry if it's last minute.
Her father responds, absolutely, thank you.
And then when she slept over,
we were just sleeping on my couch.
And then where would you sleep?
But what they found in Mr. Barnett's bedroom during the execution of the search warrant brings this claim into question
I mean, you can impersonate it, but still don't like
Dude, I'm sorry, it's our parents, okay, like if I wanted to leave out of a friend's house
I have to know enough, be friends long enough for my parents to know their parents and have contact with them in ceiling in real life
I'm just saying, just saying
I could never see that somebody that they didn't they didn't melt but then they didn't see the parents and they know their voice
Then they call the phone sit talk to the talk of parents. You don't know no talk some random
Jack they didn't they didn't know my voice
There's a clip
The hair clip
My girl's hair clip
No.
What's your name?
Angela.
We broke up.
Oh!
Okay, very good.
I think some things are happening.
Right, so I mean,
any touching,
any conversations about it,
you're claiming I never happened.
In person, no.
We hugged,
and that's it. I never just touched
at all. What about her touching you? Yeah, she tried to grab my... Okay, what was that?
Uh, one of the times she's at my place. Is what? Jack! Uh... Is what?
Oh, I guess. Did she stop? Uh, I think she got trying, yeah, but I didn't block her out, yeah.
But messages exchanged just one month earlier. Leave the detective question just how far things truly went
It was like a joke because I'm like, oh, like you're so good with
Children and like girls and he's like, please don't call me that in public like
You're leaving joke. I was just calling my child
It was like a joke because I'm like, oh, like you're so good with
Children and like girls and he's like, please don't call me that in public
like I don't want to be like called that and so he started thinking out like why are you
thinking out so much like it's just gonna make me a lot of stuff out of that.
Investigators located a TikTok video the young girl recorded
which shows the 12 year old sitting on the teacher's couch at his condo.
And then you delete 15 messages after that?
They post that? So are they gonna sell that?
that.
Classmates saw their teacher at his house.
I'm probably going to sign it.
Why are you signing it?
Because they were not appropriate.
He sent your response to him?
I don't know.
Despite the nature of the messages,
Mr. Barnett stands firm on his claim
that nothing inappropriate ever happened between them.
I never laid a hand on her besides fucking.
On Discord, Mr. Barnett once wrote,
Night, love you, wish you could be part of my family, followed by a heart-eye emoji.
The 12-year-old girl replied, but then we couldn't date, to which he responds, true.
As the student's interview concludes-
Go back.
We couldn't date, to which he responds, true.
As the student's interview concludes, she makes it clear what she hopes to see happen next.
I want the teacher to go to jail because it's bad if he's out because he can do this to other little girls.
And like my mom said, like how he got me to do this, it's like really important because like this is probably not the first girl who's done this too because she's too bad, she says so much.
After receiving all of the evidence, investigators uncovered that their communication dated back to October of 2023, when the student was still just 11 years old.
In an impact statement later given by the family, the child's great uncle said Mr Barnett's actions had lasting effects on the girl, writing that she has since had to deal with others pointing fingers at her, and has even had to switch schools.
In March of 2025, Brendan Barnett accepted a plea deal, pleading guilty to attempted...
So low key, low key, those children that they'll listen, they should communicate to their
parents through some form of communication from the district at school, and say, tell
your kid is a fucker, he's a fucker, and fix their behavior.
It happens again, then they kick them out of school, you know?
What does that say?
What does that say?
I spoke normally!
You got what?!
contact with the victim for the duration of his natural life.
Following the suspension of his teaching certification,
Brendan Barnett agreed to surrender his certificate
and any future employment eligibility.
Right, he's cementer?
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Jack, does that make it on a list?
It's just semantics.
Videos as they were originally made
with no randomly muted words or details cut.
We've also dropped brand new IWU videos
available only on IWU+.
For half a year, it's nothing.
I saw what he said.
But that's nothing.
This guy didn't only lure and do all that.
This guy spent the night with this person.
And his, in March of 2025,
Brendan Barnett accepted a plea.
What was that exactly? Like, like... whatever man.
I am guilty to attempted luring of a minor, custodial interference and attempted kidnapping.
He was sentenced to four and a half years in the Arizona Department of Corrections for custodial interference,
plus a lifetime probation for attempted luring. Court records indicate the attempted...
Talk shit. Talk shit. Talk shit. Should have been more. Should have been more.
I don't know.
Uh...
If it were me...
Being the judge, I would do it this...
What is that?
No, not this. I didn't do that.
I didn't do that! I didn't do that!
The victim would have to walk constantly to avoid being scraped
And the conveyor would pin him against the wall and start scraping his flesh
This will wake the victim up and keep him in agony until he bleeds out days later
I just gave this who's gonna tell him who's it?
The sand paper room is surprisingly ethical, Pagman.
Wow, very big difference there.
Straight to the paper made of sand no question body, much love.
But it's not even the worst will happen over time, or anything will happen.
They don't get wedged in. Even if the sand goes out, it gets wedged.
It gets wedged and pulled when finally tired.
Is there a video?
No, no, watch this.
I don't know how to watch that.
Only 44 but an A mile long, so you can spam it.
Um...
Yeah, we'll give them games. I'll watch another video's later.
I'm not producing a video.
I'm not... we already watched it yesterday.
It's not crazy though that it is. It covers on a thumbnail the whole time.
Anyway, why are you leaving me this way, where is that?
I know this is it.
Hey ex thoughts on getting a Tesla?
He says to have one.
Um, I'll shoot this as well, I'll shoot this as well as I bought them.
Okay, um, name capital cities, city in America's, uh, uh, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,
Sink at a point. Okay. Name an animal known for camouflage. Uh, frog.
Rare! Oh! So, it has to be rare. Enter it.
Genuinely uncommon. Nice pull. Okay, hold on.
Wait, this is too much now.
Hold on.
Name a country that fought in the world war two.
France.
Oh, I thought I had to be there, right?
Name a language that is an individual language of a European country.
hold it hold it um
Ukrainian
Okay, why I don't cheat in chat those is the sort of it said
And I don't or cosmonauts
Sally ride no chance that's only women's when you went into space
Really?
Only solid?
Name a block in Minecraft.
Oh!
Oh!
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Okay, that's rare.
You know what, Country's more than Belgium, oh, oh, oh, Lichtenstein.
Really?
I don't know the person of the game.
I don't know the person of the game.
A noodle dish.
Um, um, udon soup?
It must be a suit of great ape.
Silver-red gorilla?
The bonobo?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Here's some strange things.
Um...
Um...
I
Guess I guess the back of it in the back of it in the bed. I got it. I got it. Yeah. Yeah
Oh hot drink it hold it hold it
Hold it!
E-e-e-um...
Earl Grey T.
Is that another thing?
Reset.
Reset.
I don't wanna play anymore.
I wanna reset.
I wanna reset.
This is my day.
No.
No.
Reset.
Reset.
Reset.
Reset.
I don't wanna play anymore.
I wanna reset.
I wanna reset.
This is my day.
No, no, ruin my day.
This ruined my day, I'm not finishing it.
If I didn't have wine, uh, can't burn it.
In, in, or, exclamation.
Uh, an interjection, exclamation.
Uh...
a, a, a, a...
What?!
Interjection?
Exclamation!
I fucking...
A interactor!
Bang!
I don't give a fuck!
I, I don't want to finish anymore, I want to reset it!
Okay, again, again!
Band.
Okay, now I go hard it a noodle dish
Dude dude
A pad thai
Nope, reset reset. No reset reset! I don't want to do it anymore!
I said it earlier man.
Dude, I'm right, Jenny.
who the fuck is that there's no hot drink okay getcha i i did it i did this
watch this watch this mango mango um fucking hot cocoa okay um
Oh shit, boing!
Okay, hang on.
Um, dude.
Um.
I don't know, chat.
I'll just, alright man, you know what, fuck off.
Bang!
What?
Bong!
What's up?
Uh...
I don't know what that...
I don't know what it means!
I don't know what it means, man!
And...
Um...
Again, last one.
No, I already did this one.
It's a daily.
How do you, how do you, how do you fix this?
How do you fix this?
You have to pay them one more to do it again and fuck this and I'm done
Don't we got me fucked up 25 with my favorite
Open history
Hold on what I do deletes deletes history I
I
Didn't work it if I fuck me
Incognito
What's this?
Why is this guy's joint the game? Why is this guy's joint the game?
Yeah, it looks like shit though. Chad is look like shit though. I'm not gonna do I'm not gonna encourage that.
What else
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't shim my pants.
Okay, I don't want to be rude.
I like it, but it's not GTA.
Check. Check. It's just not GTA.
Check, how hard would it be to have like sand, like it was a beach?
Like, it's like beige with like little, little maybe orange-ish thing, like, like, like, like some sunlight or something.
Why is it cosmic?
How- Why is cosmic GTA? It's not.
It's fucking- It's fucking not, bitch!
It's fucking not!
I like it, but it's unfair because I would like it because it's GTA related it.
But I don't think it's great.
How would it be to have the imprint of the logo onto the rubber instead of this random
pattern that has nothing to do with GTA?
I already did to have some something cool like some neons that that's got a Miami shit
or some water, maybe make this blue and then make this like a beach like it's fucking I
don't know.
Beach colors like it's something cool like it's just what.
Oh, yeah, my model would sell it better.
This chat, this could be any game, this could be any game, literally.
You could really put the branding of any other video game and it would pass as good
What do you want to do?
Ummm...
What, is it full of this game?
Then making two trillion there, okay, nice.
Oh
There's more games I'm gonna get a shout out
What is going website bro, what is it making me fucking like like agile feds websites?
What the fuck am I watching yo I can't I can't I actually can't
No high scores?
I mean it.
This game is so vicarious, there's no high scores.
It's a government website.
There's no fucking high scores?
I paid my taxes so the government can make a shitty flappy cock game.
Sort the school lunch and make America healthy again.
Oh
Oh, okay.
Even though my brother is on the right track, he's still playing it.
I'm going to play with him for a while.
I don't want to bother him anymore.
I must go back to the room.
Okay, I'll flip on Banana. Yeah, Vegas is not there yet. He's coming home. Oh, I'll
Oh, I'll blow them and throw at the people.
I don't know who else.
Maybe I'll play the body cam while I'm waiting.
I wanna have the game, I wanna have the game.
What in the fudge?
So I made a slowness day chat off-streaming,
but I was busy doing something,
So I could only listen to it with my headphones off.
I think it's going to be since.
Globe.
It's called a choir rubbish.
No, I don't think it's relevant like that.
Hello?
What's that?
Oh yeah, that sounds like the auto-tune event.
I'm still speaking!
Okay, sorry, let's have a look.
I think it's the wrong song actually.
Yeah, yeah, it's missing some layers, but it's not bad, right?
We tried the bones are good, no?
I mean, it's missing a bunch of shit.
I mean, it's, there's nothing good about it in terms of, it's missing the components.
I can't get the O.S.C. to work properly. Thank you.
Jack, like they see this? What is this?
Yeah, it's his bugger.
Jack, why'd you do that?
What the fuck am I listening to?
Anyone knows that boy, I don't know.
He's just so sorry.
Anyone know that boy, Pepper-Jan?
So, what do you say, Peter?
Um...
Minus 69, he's just so sorry.
I Lord the Simijon, let him cook.
someone beat it okay well that's a quite a question a little bit much but I was
thinking about the beat though no it's because it's because of this it sounds
like the same like you're just being weird this shit is fucking trash dog
Get the fuck off the airwaves.
Now log in, Jack.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I think it's because I used a four and three hold it
It doesn't like it doesn't like just just just just it. It doesn't like just just doesn't
in it?
Trust me.
So Taz?
How about you fucking shit?
What in the fuck is this dog shit?
How about you fucking suck it for a minute?
You call yourself an S-tier streamer. Love you, chat-ex-qc-l.
Okay, well, I'll give it a fuck anymore. I'll give it a fuck anymore.
Um, here's one of my best beats of all time.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait, it's gone!
G-Guess-Guess-It's gone!
Oh, get it.
Oh well.
Um...
Oh, there's a downloader.
Um...
I copied over all of the old hats and stuff that I had chat chat
I did the I did the annoying shit that I got all the shit back up
Look
So I don't want to do like a real check like real music in
You know I mean like like real instruments like a guitar should I get I don't know where to where to do that
There is a good player that has real guitar and sound like a real, BAM-BAM-BAM BAM-BAM-BAM BAM-BAM BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM
BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM
Okay, yeah.
But what?
None of that fucking guitar, man!
Booping my butt.
I'm going to mix or amp it.
Buddy, I mean, I want to synthetically make real sounds.
Maybe a Sakura?
I thought this only did like, piano's.
It sounds like Ligma and Imagen, Ligma nuts and Imagen dragon days.
Now watch this, now watch this.
I'm gonna go to, you know, I can probably get one instead of actually, fuck it.
Um, chat, is it a brass?
Chat, is the guitar a brass?
Okay, is it a guitar?
I see it, the new city gas.
Shit.
Hold on.
No.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it!
You still need Avengers Age of Ultron, Dr. Strange, Guardians of Galaxy, Civil War and more.
Time to catch up to a doings day.
That's good man!
you got this thirty three months and go the last the last is bad I would rather
subject myself to the worst torture the Taliban could come up with them listen
to this incoherent lousy piece of shit or your file
If you pull a means it gets cuter.
How do I make it press further up on it?
Is that good?
Does that end in high?
Does that make it fun or bad?
Okay, hold on, Chad doesn't like the instrument itself, but I think it has potential.
Yeah, what if I remove the...
What if I remove this fourth note?
What's the- Oh, there's a- there's decay, there's an air.
Yeah, I think I like this, uh, there's a there's a there's a problem with this.
There's a problem with this.
I think it's it's a it's a decay.
It's a it's a it's a there's a f**king.
Shadda's a decay!
Yeah, I want to be lower, man!
Yeah, why do you keep going up?
It keeps going high.
I want it to go low.
Wait, I can do it myself?
Wait.
Yikes.
What the fuck?
Yikes.
What the fuck?
Hold on.
I can music it.
I can make my own shit.
We stole this from the office theme song buddy.
When was the last time you cleaned your ears?
It's obviously clogged to something.
What's lower?
This is shit man!
This is shit!
Watch this shit. Watch this.
No, no, no, no, no, hold on hold on um
So how do I chop it when this plays at my funeral I will be trying to try to chop it up and this shit off
guys it wasn't good it's because I I guess I arped it absolutely made for the
humans to like it this is I'm tricking you to like this
Wait, I fucked it.
Wait.
Check.
Did I, did I, did I cook it up?
Spider-Man edit.
Shut up.
This is dreadful what is wrong with you.
76 month sex QCL.
This is good.
I kinda like it.
years!
You see that button in the right of the magnet on piano mode? Right click it and select your key so it's highlighted and you can just click in the notes in key.
Chat, this is hard.
Chat, chat, that's hard!
Okay, but hold on now.
Now watch out, watch out, I'm the mega, I'm the mega's good. Watch this.
This is what I do.
Geometry dash easy mode.
I would literally rather get a rope tied around when max and dragged by a 4 min 1 count for
a 1 min 12.1 4 seconds record lap time than listen to this guitar hero tutorial song dog
shit.
XQCW.
Now, there's a problem with the sound.
something that's auto-reverbing, that reverbs, and it's bugging, it's bugging, and I think
you should bang and explode it.
Hardly audible.
Jack, this is like it for a movie.
Yo, I could be an orcish show leader.
I
Know
Hold on I know I know what I want it. I know what I want it. It needs these a baz
Yeah, it just needs a baz
Hold on hold it chat what has Baz
Same thing as
Maybe I modulated that slug.
By the way, shoot the fuck up.
Fuck you.
C-T-E-C-T-E-C-T-E.
Hold it.
Wait.
Wait, am I spinning?
So where's my bottom notes?
You know, I only put this to put the bottom notes.
Where's the bottom notes?
Did I remove it?
So where's that bottom note sir?
You know I only put this to put the bottom notes.
Where's the bottom notes? Did I remove it?
GG. GG. GG.
Guys it's missing the bottom note.
Um, do we have the top ones?
Yeah I can't, I'm not allowed to do that.
There's no root note, I-I-I remove it.
Um...
I know how to cut it.
I-I-I hate doing this shit, I-
Um...
Alright, we'll get back to the game.
Wait, do I not have bomb banana?
Why do I not have bomb banana?
Buy a bomb banana available lower price on your shit
Hello hello
Um
How do you, how do you, how do you de-group?
Hello, Discord?
Orange button.
Orange button.
Do you, de-goat?
Why would I- why the fuck would I read and study music theory of others that's failed
instead of making my own?
Well, I'm gonna listen to other people when I can make my own shit you fucking loser
But he wears the baths
I don't know what to do with it.
Hello.
What's up?
I don't know.
music theory couldn't save this I'm in a good song and Charles being a being a
weirdo wait play it play it let me hear it play the full thing how long it's how
long is it not that one no but I was listening that one I like this one no
No, I'm not.
Because you're getting arched.
What does arch mean?
It's arpeggio.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Do I get it?
What's that?
Oh, I'll pull it off.
Look.
Did I get this one?
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
Classic, the kitchen celled intro.
I like this part.
I mean, that's just like some of it's not in the beginning, there's other shit that
I didn't do.
No, but I enjoy it though, like this is like indie game like space exploration music
in the background, that would actually be good though.
I like the concept, like I like where you're going.
So I was in the finished product by the name,
saying like, like, yeah, I like the sound of it.
I always do the high hats because I don't know what else
to do in music theory.
But I want to just start doing less hats.
His hats are gonna like trash it.
The finished version of anyone know the core clue.
I was thinking about downloading the whole city
out of the way.
I want to make music like that.
Like fast-paced kind of stuff that you're doing,
like the fast-paced kind of stuff.
Yeah, I mean, you could just put this on the 160 ping.
It actually sounds better.
Yeah, but then it adds a kick to the picture.
I feel like you'd be getting that style of music though.
I feel like you'd be getting, you know a lot about the Sienna sleep style.
Yeah, yeah, I like it.
I
Base
So many
What is that called it?
What is it called on the drum?
That is really loud.
Oh yeah, stupid idea.
The buddham tss is really loud.
Yeah, I mean that is not...
It is really bad.
That's like a symbol.
I think that was the part that sounded bad.
It sounds good without it actually.
hat open is is it crazy uncle close is it he's the goat you stop stops open
stays yeah I don't like the noise that was on the beat yeah did you get a
nurse job sorry did your nose get a job because it's so big it definite has a
mind of its own.
Oh.
This goes hard on mute.
Shut up you fucking bitch ass.
Just throw some more bang sounds.
Not charizard excuse me.
I
Yeah, but we won't play for Bumman and I
bet
Oh, that he came out today
Are you there?
I can play for two hours. I'm going to have to draw a letter in two hours, about two hours.
Are you good man?
In two hours or two hours?
In two hours.
Alright.
Please can you suck my toes, Mr. Rex?
I think it's probably, that's the perfect timing now.
Going to um, I mean I'm not I'm not playing Bob and Eve for one thousand to them. Actually, this is like
No, I'm just telling you now. I don't want to be a problem. You know, so when do we get a third player?
We're gonna ask
Give it a
Don't listen to the haters. Mr. Yeah, this goes really hard
Love from your number one death view
I
Rokai's waiting apparently oh shit, let me just hit him up
Very well clever that's I know Jesse
I asked them that you play for me
Okay, let me I wash it wash some clothes on
This gay soyboy has no chin I have a chin thank you
I just rude it
Okay, I got only that was annoying I'm gonna add you to a call I got only okay. Oh, yeah
Yeah, that guy was that I was big jenny being chill helpful like that's just fuck ass
Yes.
Like, come on, bro.
Really, bro?
Um...
Wait, man, do you call?
Yo?
Yo.
Oh, man, do you have a woman in it?
Yeah, he knows about it, and he said he'd play.
right?
Um, newton streamers are just not- it's just not right.
I don't think that, that the Dino is a big newton streamer, but sometimes he isn't here
since like, the mumbra.
That's just not right.
I'm just going to be down there.
Stop being a pussy, okay?
I'm going to go to your work.
I'm going to have my fingers on blasts, and he's going to say,
This gum-ass, broky, burger flipper loser bitch in the back
can suck my balls.
What a fucking pussy!
Hey, burger flipper!
Flippin, flippin, flippin, flippin, flippin, flippin, flippin, flippin
Like, yeah, that's fucking annoying as shit, that's so annoying
AXE, when are you getting the keyboard lyre cubing sign, rub rub rub rub room?
Huh?
You call my name? I was here, okay
Yeah
So is he going?
Yeah he's using the restroom.
He's downloading the game and then he went to the restroom.
I'm trying to get this coffee out of the place.
Stupid ass game.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Easy, you have it?
So there he is.
So there we go.
What up, man?
Yo, what's going on?
Yo, jeez.
So you wanna be blind?
You wanna be mute, or you wanna be deaf?
I would like to be,
I wanna be the one that is blind, right?
No?
Deaf, no?
I live on the counter
Ex just to be the talker or otherwise this won't work
But with the user very uncreative like you define ways to communicate that that are smart and intuitive
Yeah, that's why you need to be the talker. No, it's gonna go great, but if I speak I can't see or hear
If I speak I make trouble, okay, I will speak
Okay, he gives me the jump back over that.
Yeah, I'm ready.
How do I play?
Wait, this thing is different now.
Yeah.
Um, play?
How do I play?
You need to, I'm going to cover the code and you're going to type in chat this.
Type in chat.
Okay, oh my, can we sync it up so I don't leak it?
Yeah.
You ready?
Three, three, two, one.
Go.
Perfect.
Well done.
What?
Okay, so.
Don't, don't hang on us or we're minne-axe.
Yo.
I believe we should get into this.
I might work in game this time.
Remember, it didn't work last time.
I fixed it, we've grown up.
Hey, hey, hey.
Okay, okay, okay, I have an idea.
I will be deaf.
I can't remember how this game works.
I will be deaf.
The difference, the difference.
I don't listen and I speak a lot of it.
That's it, easy.
I
Already did more on it. Okay, he says
Ready
Yeah
You get above me though, she's a little wrong from Australia folks. Love you chat
Ex-Qc LX. Okay. Let me do blind. I'm gonna be blind. I actually am good
Yeah, this is good
Go quick, we have a bomb.
Move.
Sorry, I'm going to stop here.
I'm heading you.
We have wires.
I see wires.
I see wires.
It's pointing at yellow.
It's pointing at yellow.
Is it yellow?
Is it yellow?
Not yellow.
Not yellow.
Is it red?
Is it red?
It's such a red.
Is it red?
Not red.
Is it blue?
Is it blue?
is it green? Okay, it's none of these things again. So basically, it's none of these things.
He needs more probably more version from you. Do you need more information from me from him?
Yeah. Okay. Is it yellow light? Yellow light? Yellow light? Is it yellow wire?
No. Is it is it red wire?
What? Oh, we're sorry. They won't be reset.
Now, so is it red?
Okay, you're doing a spin with your head, it's annoying me.
Okay, it's a yellow light.
Is it, okay, is it a yellow wire cut to cut?
You're spinning your head around it.
If it means, okay, if you're spinning your head around,
means something else, and you say no, you say yes.
Okay, there you go.
Is it green wire?
Okay, is it spin around because of the new system?
Is it blue?
Okay, new system okay, I think I'm missing something there's something in the room that I'm missing it
Okay
There's four wires.
Yes, okay.
Does it have to cut the wires?
Yes, yes.
Is it the yellow wire?
There's four.
It's yellow, red, blue, green.
Does it cut any wires?
Which one?
Which one?
Yellow?
Red?
Yes, get ready.
Wow
Wow, we did it guys that was
I was trying to say like
Kind of like maybe you know what I'm saying because like we needed more information
But I don't know how to relay that we need more info. So yeah, you have hands you can use your hands in the game
What's really? Yes. Oh wait really? Oh, you know, I don't know the controls so
Look on the left. There's gonna be like
We used that code a lot last time, so I'm not gonna blame you because you don't know our codes.
So basically you can do like read you or something like that, like we can invent and make codes.
But let's just go again and you'll see what kind of codes we need it because I can just make it for you.
Okay, alright, go.
Yeah, you can be creative with your hand signals.
Okay, perfect.
Cool.
I get- yeah.
So now we're gonna go to level 2.
XQC has the hard job. He has to like speak properly to give you the problem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's fine because
I can just keep adding impressions and making you everybody up.
Wait, so Omi can hear me, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK, cool.
So how can we use that?
How can I communicate with Omi from across the map?
You basically do things to me that I relate back to him.
Yeah, like I'm like he I'm like rubbing, rubbing, rubbing
on the table helps a lot.
Because if you rub the wires, means I want to do the wire level
or whatever, right?
You got to like the most.
even when I rub it on the wire? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Actually, Blind can speak a mutant.
Okay, we have a mini game. It's like audio levels.
We have four audio levels to raise up and down or some shit.
Okay?
Blue, yellow, green, red.
Blue, yellow, red, green, right?
Okay.
So that, he currently has his finger on the blue knob.
Does it have to go up or down, or do you need help?
Okay.
Yeah.
He's saying no. He's saying no.
He's pointing down. He says downwards.
Right now he's rubbing blue. Right now you are rubbing the blue knob.
He says no, it's downwards handed.
Down. Yellow.
He's touching the yellow knob.
Up, up, yellow, up yellow, up.
He's rubbing the red one.
Up.
He's rubbing green.
Okay.
Up.
You beat it? Nice.
Okay. Okay.
We had a great system.
To make it faster?
Yeah, but I'm giving the color, you're born.
No, I'm saying, like, we did that perfectly,
but you just didn't know is what I'm saying.
It was clean, you just didn't know.
You gave him the colors, then I was talking to him,
I said, oh, wait, put your thumb up right now
And then he was doing it and you gave it to me you had it wrong. It gave it to me in colors like I didn't know what was first
Yeah, exactly. I'm giving him colors. Yeah
No, I don't know. I was gonna be the perfect is the order first. Oh, yeah
I do level three back two puzzles. Go you just really gotta listen to what he says cap. Okay. Okay. We go
Oh, but occasionally because I love you fast come on
Okay, I'm not first. We're not first. We're gonna do knobs before wires ready
Red.
Down.
Blue.
Blue. Down.
Green. Green.
Up.
Yellow.
Up.
Nope.
Made a mistake.
He did it. He did it. Wires.
Quickly. Wires. Quickly. Wires.
Green light. Green wire.
Yes, green.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, green light, green wire. Do you cut it?
No, red.
I don't know yet.
Blue, yellow.
No, okay, green, red, blue, yellow.
Do you cut the first one?
Okay, he says redo, he says redo, okay.
Green?
Yeah, he says yes, he says yes.
No, no.
Green, he's rubbing the green one.
No.
Now rub red, red.
Yes, come at it, cut it, cut it you fucker.
a blue
Yo, yo, why do we suck at the water game it?
I think we just say the order more than one time. That's all because it he
He has to find that order in his booklet and then like you know I'm saying you say it again
I don't say make sure we know the order. Okay
I don't know how many and how many and you know that four wires red green blue yellow, and make sure he knows that
I think the only way you get confused is if you tell him the light the number of wires and what the order of the colors is
That's all you have to do. There's nothing else you can tell
Okay
New game, okay, that's not it's not for the new game. It's a why it's a warning symbol
So one example that looks like an audio and not as well. There's anything levels. It goes to green and red
exclamation point
exclamation point
Okay, now the slider, okay
Okay, so if it's off it it blows up
It's a it's like a volume slider. Oh me and it goes from the bottom to the top kind of like a timer and when it's a top
It blew up. Yeah, I got that. We're gonna do something to that. Okay. Okay. Okay. They do the other time
Okay, Exclamation Point.
Exclamation Point.
Oh, I think it just means that you have to keep doing it.
I'll take it to the game.
Okay, like I do the audio knobs.
Starts with yellow.
Down, down, down.
Green.
No, it wasn't down.
We're doing the audio game.
Audio game, yellow.
Up or down, yellow.
Audio game.
Okay, we're doing the audio game with the four knobs like earlier
With the four knobs yellow 70 long months yellow up up up green
up
blue up
Red up
Okay, now we have a new game, it looks like Bri, it's like Bri, so little dots on a dial
with arrows around it, up, down, left, right, with a light.
Okay, Vegas, shut up a little, yellow light, it's like Bri, you know what it is for the
blind people, and it has direction, shut up you fucking bitch, shut up, shut up.
Okay, now thinking, okay, there's bright.
The bright is two dots in the middle, top middle,
two dots and the arrow go up, down, left, right.
It has a yellow light.
Okay, he understands it, he understands it.
Oh, he understands it, okay?
So that-
Excuse me, I love my autistic.
Two dots, top middle.
Two dots, top middle.
Now, the repress, up, the repress, down.
down down down no then working now it's one dot open the book open the fucking
book we have one more mistake it now it's same prompt red light one dot it's
only one dot at the top left or like
Vegas, tell me what you see, what is he on the briar?
He says one, up, up, up, now it's two, now it's two dots, blue light, diagonals.
Hey man, I don't give a fuck, we're dead, we're dead, we're dead because you're stupid,
we're dead because you're stupid, we're dead, stupid, stupid.
You stupid.
Go again.
You can't eat.
I don't care. I'll allow him to talk to you. I don't get shit.
Okay, let's start with the game that's hard. The game where you stand on it.
We're doing the bright game. Yellow light.
XQC Smile.
Three. So it's three. He says that the... up...
blue blue blue six blue six
he's turning his head on don't click it oh me does that mean you're left or
left 45 months so left chat can I get a 123 door giveaway yellow yellow four
down, down, down, red, two, red, two, um, is that your right, your right, right, good
We'll finish it now audio knob game for audio knob games
blue
blue
For audio knob game
Up up blue blue room red red up
Red up yellow down
down green it oh good job good job and go bango bongo with guys the guy this
game is all about speed it like I want to get some full of world records I we
need to fuck it up I'm doing fast the only reason it's slower is they added
this new thing where I have to go across the board and turn a thing down
every five seconds yeah I'll go mute or maybe you can go blah if you won't
record you shouldn't switch them or you switch it why because I was with them
in your notes okay then let me you let me do that you mean to do that sure what
if we all know we should only change one piece of the puzzle at a time all three
get stupid mini yeah it's all good kind of stupid okay here we go okay now it's
me volume sliders I'm on volume sliders volume sliders yeah there's four
modules okay there's four modules it's like a slider thing it's a slider thing
it's one of our games like the one the color one all right there's four colors
It's blue green. Oh wait, how do I know the color of our thing? It's a bulb
Hey, hey, you like this point at the color of our bulb
Where the fuck is that? I don't even know
I don't know her module. Hey, here you get green where the fuck is that? I don't actually know where it is
I never saw I can see I'm blind. You don't need the color of the thing. No, no, you doesn't know
Buddy
It's the four volume sliders buddy for violence is all I'm saying what you know
The color of the ball you know the color you can see the color you fucking did me
You can see the color redo redo let's redo. Let's redo all right
Vegas he's telling you to shut the fuck up. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, he just put them up for that. We're gonna shut up
There's three four sliders, four colors, here we go.
First one's blue, up, up or down?
Second one is green, up.
Third one is red, up, all up, it's all up, it's all up.
Okay.
All right, the next one is like a keypad.
It's a keypad with like a math equation on it.
Yeah
And on the keypad brawl on every single one. What's the light? Okay. What's the like? Oh, it's the first one
The light stop talking
51 plus 15 equals blank the fuck
66 yes, it's 66 and he said it's a green light, right?
The first number on the keypad is 3 in Braille.
That's how I type into these sticks, am I retarded?
Okay, I got it.
Sorry, I'm retarded.
What's the next equation?
Call me.
Call me.
Hey, yo!
Call me.
Stop, he said.
Stop, he said.
Focus.
I don't know what I'm saying.
The second number is three.
The second number is two.
You can't speak!
You can't speak!
That's a redo!
What did you say?
Reboot time.
So approximately five seconds of the clocks are dead.
What did it say?
Stop clicking shit.
Here we go.
Omi, look at the screen.
It's I don't talk about as depth. Okay. You have to constantly say what you see like there are colors on the
anything on the board
If you give that to me like I mean I have a blind person. What does it look like? Yeah?
Yeah, you know what it looks like you're asking what color the norm is it used to the color
He said what is the light color you can see again?
I
Don't know. Well, how can I tell what the color of the bulb is I can't tell what screen so ask the blind guy
why no no you can you can see the colors okay I got you okay go go go I
understand now
here we go there's three things on the board we're gonna focus on the four
knobs right there's all colors the first color yellow it's all up it's all
up Vegas all of it is up the blind bitch okay now back to the keypad thing
What's the matter it says it's green all right it says 55 plus 18 equals on the
screen on like that or the screen on the right and it's in green oh now the
keypad they're all in braille the first one is clicking shit bitch it's work it's
not work hard oh you're calling it I got yes
The first one is in Braille 1 on the right.
Oh my god, he's just gonna have to wait him.
He's just gonna have to wait him.
Everybody stop.
It's the lights.
Here.
Here.
These are like the jackets!
Okay, there's a blue button.
There's a blue button on it now.
And one of the lights are lit up now.
There's a blue button.
Which one?
Okay.
Which one?
It's 1, 2, 2, 3, 2.
Move your hand, Vegas.
One, two, three, two, three, three, four.
I just need to know what it says on the screen.
He can tell me.
Understand.
What does this say?
No!
What does this say on the screen?
I don't understand.
Vegas, chill out.
They're trying to say chill out.
They're trying to say chill out.
It's not about him, it's about you.
What's on the screen?
They're trying to describe.
It says 55 plus 18 equals 73.
We solved that math problem.
No problem.
What is on the extent?
What's the light state?
73 with a, what do you say?
The light is green.
What does that mean?
Wait, again.
Do you understand the problem ahead?
I get it, I get it.
Read the equation.
Read the equation.
There's no redo.
I'm already done.
We do there's no redo. I'm already happy with the math problem. There's just a two-step math problem
I don't know what the next part is I
See nothing. I see a number pad and that's it
And I don't know I came to the lights
55 plus 18 equals 73
Yes, I hear is green the button is blue. There's in 10 p-pads
One two two three two three three three two four
What I there's no I could be telling him anything what's the answer
Yellow
What he said one of the keys was glowing in me which one's glowing what is that?
seven
Seven seven and the keypad didn't work zero you fucking
It's Braille it's not the numbers
Explain it with the puzzle looks I don't know what puzzle we're doing is it's a new one you fucking bitch
I never see the puzzle
Like either tell me what let me describe what it is very important. It's very important
Yo, fuck you bitch. He's fucking it up. I understand this
Trauma is real queen. Okay my turn
It's the number pad. Oh me you're telling him. It's two three one two three. It's gibberish. It's in a bail
You can't understand that it's in it's a scrambled order every game. It's different
Okay, okay, fantastic like the like zero last game was seven. It wasn't zero
So then what you do make is that you put your hand on the braille and you settle numbers
You put your hand on the braille you put your hand on it and you don't need to know that
Yeah, no don't confuse me. I know what I'm doing to start the game
Here we go say fucking let's say fucking let's case at this time
Open the briefcase at this time
Fantastic or colors yellow is first
the volume slider the second one is green up the third one is red down the last one is blue and it is up
up.
Up.
Fantastic.
We're doing the game again.
It's a number pad of amalgamation.
On the module for you, Vegas.
I think we need that now.
The module is like, it's like, oh, it's a keypad thing.
And on the screen, it's green, but the actual light itself is yellow.
Okay?
The light itself is yellow.
The answer to the math problem is 49.
And it was 59 minus 10 the bulb is yellow the answer is 49
So 49 yellow, I'm pretty sure that's how you need to know
So there's nothing else I can tell you so yellow. Oh
Do you understand what module it is answer is seven answer seven
deal. Seven. Good job. Thank fucking God. We did it. So basically, the answer to the puzzle
of the light is the corresponding number under the diagram. Yes. Yes. Okay, let's do the
same same setup. I need to get my redemption. I understand the game. Yeah, we go the most
that you're good. The first time's always brain dead is there's no if you don't know.
It's fine. So the most important thing is the only one that can see the colors it's yes
It's odd or even with a color. That's right. It's visible. It's it's okay. Yeah, as as a math
Mathematica
mathematician
When you're doing the puzzle is that what the answer is?
even or odd
So so if it's all if you're if your problem is even even it's even even odd is odd odd is even
That's it
Just give me that
I
Here we go
We have three wires and a red bulb
All right, we have to cut I believe okay
Got it. The first color is yellow. We cut it
Three wires. Yes, we cut it. Okay. No, we don't cut it. Well, it's three
There's only two left blue and green the bulb is red
The bulb is red
Okay, is it balloon
Okay, the last one is green it must be green right yes cut the green
Okay, now we have a the four the four knobs or up and down of colors
Okay, the first one is yellow up or down. Oh, he can't read. We're gonna have to wait Vegas
It's 56, which is an even number, you know, Vegas move your hand. I can't see the color of the bulb
It's a white bulb. No, I think you have to solve it first. Can you solve it first for me, Vegas?
What's the equation? You have 70 points?
It's a green bulb. 56, which is an even number, 1, which is an odd number
And the ball is green if I'm not
The answer is the answer is two
Okay, and now the last one we have up
Oh, never mind
They added new like
HD games after play those games don't affect you guys I have to it's a skill check for me
I have to min max like I could fix them
57 plus 18 and according to my calculations at 75
75.
75.
Color!
Okay, the color is blue on the calculator.
The first number is 57, which is an odd number, excuse me.
The second number is an even number, which is the number 18.
The answer is 75, which is also an odd number.
Thank you.
What is the answer?
The blue light, he said, right?
I'm speaking.
The answer is 10.
The answer is 10.
So zero which means zero I think yes
Yeah
Okay, let's do that one
Let's do that one above you yet
All right, there's like oh why you hit me no I have to signal to you. I'm gonna get your tension
Bitch, I think you seven
It's seven no me okay, it's like a d-pad controller like our light color. I mean I'm pointing at it
light color watch like color the ball is red red and there's four there's four
no he's in braille yo hey hey look at me it's seven hey no no you left last good
It's wrong way. It's green. The bulb is green for green for
Bob was green that last excursi yes
Blue one blue one you can tell you the number. I don't know what one or not
right it's right good and now the color of the bulb is yellow seven yellow left
good and now the color of the bulb is blue eight blue left good next game let's
do volume sorry that's fine with that four it's the four up and down all up
all up all up so all of them okay let's get on a wire starting out why are we
We have four wires to cut, the bulb is green.
We have four wires to cut, the bulb is green.
Cool, the first one is green, do we cut it?
No, the second one is red, do we cut it?
Yes, cut it.
Good job, here we go, here we go.
That was a full board, that was very good.
Yes!
Yes!
Okay, easy, easy, easy clapper.
Okay.
I know what this game is, I think this is gonna
give us a new game I think.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, new game, new game.
It looks like a Ouija board.
It looks like a Ouija board.
It looks like a Ouija board kind of.
It's like a wheel.
Okay.
I have three buttons on the right side of it.
There's three colors.
Green, red, yellow, top to bottom.
Okay.
It's currently pointing upwards at the hourglass.
That's all I can tell you.
It's like I have three buttons to press on the right side and then a wheel in red yellow in order
up the bottom
It's point to watch it
He said yes
We do okay, I'm gonna tell you everything I know exactly again
It's the it's the Ouija board. Okay. I'm assuming you understand what I'm looking at. Okay
Yeah, you do the symbol on the top is like an hour glass north is an hour glass the top is an hour
The top is an hour glass the one on the right is a triangle is a normal triangle with a line horizontal on the top
On the left side is the complete opposite
So it's an upside down triangle with a line on the bottom down the bottom is this is a star nothing else
No other imperfection. Okay, you fucking bitch. I get it top
So it's gonna go from up to right to bottom to left hourglass normal triangle
Star upside down triangle the colors are green red yellow
I don't know if I'm saying too much. I don't know and it's pointed upwards currently
Maybe I just have to go through each symbol and pick a color like crazy hour
What color is our glass you understand? So do we click on the button?
Okay, can we click on the green button?
Yes, click on green.
Didn't work.
Wrong.
Okay, the symbols are the same, but now the color ordering is yellow, red, green.
Okay, yellow, red, green.
It's still pointed at the hourglass up top.
What color is hourglass?
Are you ready?
Uh-uh-uh.
Okay, do we click on the top?
Yellow?
Yes, click yellow.
Didn't work.
Wrong.
Okay, now the colors are green, yellow, red, up to bottom, green, yellow, red.
They'll point it at the hourglass, same structure everywhere else, just the color and difference.
Green, yellow, red.
Are you ready?
It is green, yellow, and then red on the bottom.
Got it?
Do we click on green?
Yes, quick green.
This one?
Is it the top one?
That's the top one.
Green.
Wrong, there you go.
I don't know.
Okay, okay, you motherfucker.
I think you need to spin the wheel.
Oh, for real?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, because on my book,
so either you spin the wheel
or you give me the rolling hourglass.
There's more hourglass times.
You're right, you're right.
We need to spin the wheel, I think, then.
Because my wheels, my wheels are on the right side.
I
Don't even know if it's a wheel. I didn't try to click it. I don't want to fucking anything up
Well, I think cheating it buddy
Mine is at the fucking right. He's at the top
like
Holy shit
No, we can turn it to any direction that he wants
once. Yeah, I can. So now, I guess you have it turned to the last, which is an hourglass.
And now let me explain because I've seen another hourglass. It's an hourglass with like, it's
like half circles. They're not triangles, if that makes sense. Yes. Right. Does that
make sense? It's two semi circles on top. The color is yellow, green, red, top to
bottom. He has it pointed to that. Does that make more sense? Or do we need more
information
Spin! Spin! Spin!
Spin!
All right, it turned...
Oh, no!
Locked it, everybody!
I'm moving around, pull out the book.
Spin! Spin!
Got moving around, pull out the book.
It has it turned now to a circle
with a vertical line in the center.
Okay?
No, don't turn it to that.
Turn it to something else.
Now it's turned back to the hourglass.
Is that good, mister?
No, turn it to something else.
Do two?
Now it's turned to a square with a circle inside of it.
inside of it. Is that good? No. Go down one more. Is it a star? Do you care what the star?
No. All right. So we fucking lose. Just click a random fucking color and hope it works. Click.
Okay guys, you must spin the knob until it makes a sound and I will tell you when I hear that
sound oh okay okay we're just going to know that he's deaf I mean I'm supposed to know I
told him I said in him well he's deaf spin I'm deaf I said in him spin it's not a spin
though there's no spinning involved there's no wheel yeah yes no it doesn't spin it
It turns!
Oh!
It's like setting a-
It's like setting a joystick to do different things
It's not a wheel!
It doesn't spin! It fucking turns!
I think you're just-
Actually, yeah, now I can talk my shit because
you are muted.
You are nothing but an ableist.
I'm a deaf guy, and you're just gonna sit here and
fucking talk shit about me?
Shut up! I can't hear the noise!
Fuck you, bitch!
Hey, okay, X was that the noise he's gonna go to the wheel and start to spin it
Did it make a sound pretty boy I heard a noise
Fucking sound. Yes. Yeah. Yeah
He knows
Yeah.
No!
Do you want me to keep turning it?
Damn it!
He's good!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
You need to go!
You need to go!
It's a triangle.
It is a triangle with a line on the bottom.
It is a perfect triangle.
Okay, listen.
Paying the fucking thing one time.
Okay.
Did it make a sound?
No.
Nope.
No.
There.
Now, yes, that one.
Did it make a sound now?
Yes, a minute ago.
Okay, it's an upside down triangle with a line on the bottom horizontally.
Horizontally got it in order top and bottom are yellow red green. We click yellow
No, we click red
Yes, click red the second one good job. We did it. You got it
Now we have to do it again. I believe we do it four times
We got it more times our hours. It is like half circles remember from before okay the order is red yellow green
Is it red?
Is it yellow?
Is it green yes green? No it was not green
Triangle again the same triangle one is it's what I have to reset okay, so now
Upside-down triangle, okay, it's a red green yellow is it red?
Yes, okay the next one
Is the hourglass that has half circles like they're upside down half circles, it's not triangles
okay green red yellow is it green no is it red yes quick red the second one
okay got it triangle again let's make it a sign again upside down triangle again
same one from the first time okay it's yellow red green is yellow yellow good
okay last one stop like you know what I'm saying like a circle with a line in
it all right red yellow green is it red yes click red this one yeah first one got
it you know okay I got it the number the other one is about it we don't have a lot
of time in 30 seconds 52 minus 28 Vegas 52 minus 28 which is like I think
Even it even she's gonna like it like it like it like it 24 oh
Fuck
Good yeah, what's okay, and the ball is green all this green. What's okay? Both. They're all even numbers
Need the answer
Nine nine nine
Who's second for spare, baby?
Three seconds.
Okay, guys, remember, remember, you need to give me the colors.
I need the colors.
The colors don't activate anymore until we do half the puzzle ourselves.
We can't head start.
Wait, really?
Like when I had them solved the math problem?
Yeah, before I had the color and you didn't, but now no one gets the color until
I solve the equation.
Okay, in the future, when we do the game
with the spinning wheel, right?
Whenever you give me the order,
I'll give you a number instead.
Whether it's the first, second, and third button.
Does that make sense?
Okay, got you.
But make sure you listen.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Your hand gets in the way of the book,
so like, like, move a little, like, yeah.
Make it, make it.
I need to see your hands better.
Okay, I mean, I can go blind shot.
I can go blind shot.
I'm gonna go blind, I'm gonna go blind.
I'm gonna go blind, I'm gonna go blind.
Watch?
All right.
Because if we, that's all the roles
We can't lose a game
Okay
He was getting a meal, okay
Here we go, here we go. All right, the first one is the mod is like the PlayStation controller beat hat
All right, the color of the bulb is yellow eight
Color of the bulb is yellow
Access to the number of it eight
8. 8.
Make sure that you're always picking up.
8. It's 8.
Alright.
4.
4.
8. 8.
2.
Next one is a piano.
Yeah, I know.
The Bald is Yellow.
Yeah.
Okay.
I have notes.
C3, D3, E3, F3.
He needs a point.
Eximeter, eximeter, meter, meter.
Okay.
I have notes.
C3, D3, E3, F3, G3, A3, B3.
The Bald is Yellow.
I don't know what to say.
Yellow, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So basically I have Brite.
My Brite has a two.
Okay.
My Brite C3, D3, E3.
My piano, my first level, what is it?
I'm C3, what do you see?
I mean.
Um, only... I... I... I...
Say it right.
B3.
Right.
Okay.
I have... I have piano notes with Brian at it.
C3 is with two dots.
What does only C?
What do you see we do we do the one yellow bro it's a fucking piano C3 C3 D3 E3 F3 G it's
good it's C D E F G AB is it the first note second note third note give him a
Number three what a fucking moron
Okay, the bulb is still yellow. Oh
Me what do you see on the on the piano? It's like what do you see on the fucking piano?
Is it see three
Is it C3 D3 E3
Okay, is it is it is it dogs you want the biggest is it dogs say hello
No, we got 20 fucking seconds, and I swear to God if I did
Is it dogs that you need it is it dogs
fucking goddamn Braille between you two is it not
okay very good is it numbers yes or no is it
done yellow
okay so what I'm wrong but yes what do you what do you need to see it like they
only what do you know I'm fucking lost oh me what is on the piano I really see
piano that's in braille and a bulb that's it okay okay okay listen listen to me
there is a fucking graph right and it's telling it tells me like I see like the
lights that matters for sure I need the lights and then it says like yellow three
and then it says like I see like an order of notes you have to play it's
like CDFG but how do I communicate to you to translate the right into real
words okay but how do I know which one how do I know which one that I'm supposed to give you is
a chart with like 40 options like how do I know what your number is I know okay so I get it's yellow
how do I know if it's like which which one what do I mean uh like it's a graph okay no I know it's
the y-axis is the color on the graph and the x-axis is a number how do I get the x-axis data
from you like 1 through 9 how do I know which one of this doesn't extra say it
out loud see equals y-axis he says C3 C C3 is he also the bride looks our way like
Maybe I did this I read the bride I
Think I understand
We can start with the piano if you want and just post on this yes, it's stop with C
See the color of the bulb is blue. Okay? I'm gonna tell I see two dots top
Oh
It's two dots at the top
Otherwise there's nothing else. Okay, see three is two dots top. Is it is it really?
Okay, otherwise it's one two four
If not, is it one four?
Is it one something do you need more information babies?
I
Get so I throw out you can't read it anymore. Look at me. I guess do you need more information from us?
Yes, or no, yo, are you are you are you are you broke in is it is it I'm a why are you just looking at me?
Hey.
Hey.
Are you broken?
One second, you need one second?
Yes or no?
No.
The answer is one.
Is the answer one?
Yes, the answer is one.
Wrong.
Okay, the color of the piano is still on.
Okay, it worked.
You need to give him one answer.
It worked, it worked, it worked.
Yes.
One was good, one was good.
One was good.
Can I flip through?
Is it two?
Is it two diagonal?
Is it two?
Is it two?
Is it top two?
Is it top?
Yes or no?
I didn't say anything else.
We're in the book right now.
Is it top two? Yes or no?
Is it top two? Yes or no?
Is it top two? Yes or no?
Is it top two?
Yes or no?
Top two, Mr. No.
That's yours too.
So I'm guessing the second thing on the piano.
Okay, but you got it right.
Congratulations.
Pick on the meter, X, pick on the meter, pick on the meter.
The next one is one.
Last one?
Yeah, no, no, don't pick the last one, X.
Anything from the figure, no?
Three.
You got it all right.
Now it's the four wires,
we have to cut a wire. Four. The light bulb is blue. It's G-R-Y-B. Green, red, yellow,
blue. We cut green. We cut green. We cut red. What? It's four wires. The color of the
The ball is blue.
G-R-Y-B.
We call it green?
No, red?
Yellow?
Yes, the third one.
That's...
The final game is grandaddy.
The final game is pretty much between you and him. I can't do anything.
Okay, but you know what's crazy?
I don't know the fucking I don't know the piano keys
I have to translate the alphabet to which he on the piano that is using numbers
And I don't fucking know the layout of a piano
Well, I mean
It just start you know, it's like it resets after G. No
Yes, but I had to figure that out. That's why we lost the first round. You know I'm saying I
Had to figure out a way to communicate
with you yes the way I started to communicate letters with numbers yeah I
didn't understand that okay
all right now we have the Ouija board remember the Ouija board oh it's the
seven this is the color of the piano is yellow it starts at seven and see
I can not tell you any other information it's up to X you see it's not my fucking fault
C-D-E-F-G-A-B it starts with the seven
Okay
One
Color of the piano is yellow
So, start set C.
Seven.
Can you count that high extra sheet?
Good job.
Last one.
C-D-E-F-G-A-B.
Seven.
Six.
Fantastic.
Let's go to the Ouija board.
Are you going to turn it until you hear sounds?
Star.
Star.
The colors are green, red, yellow.
Should I look at you when you're ready, Rekus?
Yup. Is it green? Why are you looking away?
Look at me, you piece of fucking shit.
The symbol is a star. No other disparities.
No, no, tell him it's all or nothing. Even though it's all or nothing.
It's green, then red, then yellow.
It's a star! No! No isn't it?
It's a star? Hollow! It's a hollow star!
It's hollow you bitch!
It's a ho- It's a hollow star!
Green, then red, then yellow.
Give him the number! Give him the number!
Is it green?
Yes, quick green.
Okay, now we're gonna move it. It made a sound.
It's a circle.
Sir!
And then it's cut in half vertically with a vertical line right in the center.
Does that make sense?
Okay, the colors are yellow, green, and red.
Is it yellow?
Yes.
Wrong.
We have to restart. I think you have to go back to the star, actually.
It's a star, not hollow!
Oh, it's this one.
Okay, this time it's a star, but it's all colored in.
It's not an outline. Make sure. You ready? Okay. Green, yellow, then red. Is it green?
One. Two. What the fuck are you doing? Okay, accidentally hear a sound. Cool. Now it's the
star that's just an outline. It's not filled in. Okay. Colors are red, then green, then yellow.
is it red is it green green green okay okay this one is the circle with the
line that's cutting in half remember we just talked about it cutting in half
vertically top down not horizontally in the center
Circle
Give them the colors you're bad
Give them the colors
Middle finger
Bitch the red the green yes
Okay. Yes. Okay. Here we go. Here we go.
All right, let's focus on the piano first. The color of the piano is green.
Please can hear you. I can't see the color of your back. I can't see the colors.
Guys, I was thinking. Start thinking. Start thinking. C-D-E-F-G-A-B.
Color! Give him the color!
C-D-E-F-G-A-B-2!
Give him the color!
You piece of shit!
Give him the fucking-
Give him the color!
I'm gonna come down to Vegas, or whatever the fuck-
Bum-fuck-ass you live in and smack you!
The next one is seven
Seven?
Seven.
Thank you. Last one is one. One.
Thank you. Now we're on the Ouija board.
Only until it's the three colors-
Upside down triangle with the red and bottom.
Upside down triangle with the red and bottom.
Yellow then red then green. He's gonna tell you the same thing.
It's a square, but a circle in the middle.
Square is a circle in the middle.
Is it red?
Is it yellow?
Look yellow.
Wrong.
Now, why are you looking at me, you motherfucker?
It's a square, it's a gold medal.
Red, green, yellow.
Are you ready?
Yes. Okay, is it red?
No, is it green?
No, it must be yellow.
Yes, correct.
It's a full star, full star.
Give him the order, full star, give him the order.
Is it green?
Yes?
No, is it yellow?
Yes, Cookello.
Wrong.
Like, okay.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Here we go, go again, here we go,
we're gonna do it in one minute.
No, it's red and yellow and green.
It's a square circle in the middle,
so a square circle in the middle.
You ready?
Two, it's the second one, yellow.
Fantastic.
Upside down, triangle, line at the bottom.
Green, then red, then yellow.
G, R, Y.
Is it green?
Yes.
Full star, full star.
Yellow, green, red.
Full star.
Yellow?
Green green green second one
It's up
Okay, okay, okay, okay numbers are easier on me because we now have to shake my head
I lose my spot on the charts so numbers super easy to move
Okay, okay, because I'm shaking my head and then I'm losing where the fuck I was on the graph
Yeah, the number is so much easier.
Okay, perfect.
Yeah, I made a system like fucking in 1998, by the way, if you listen, you wouldn't know
that it was all over your system.
Oh my gosh.
All right, let's start with the Luigi board.
No, no, no, start with this.
Dominoes.
It's a dominoes.
It's a dominoes.
They have a braille on them and they're all color.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah!
Eight, six, four!
Eight, six, four!
Eight, six, four!
I just told you, eight, six, four!
864 I already did 864 if you if you want the second row say spin your hands
if you want the second row spin your hands all of the numbers 864 to 5
Seven. No. What are you saying?
Eight, six, four, two, five, seven, one, nine, three.
What? You want something from him?
Eight, six, four, two, five, seven, one, nine, three.
Well, if you can translate this, he's pointing at you
and just going up and down. I didn't know what the fuck that means.
Oh top the bottom at age two one it's the one it's the one
Eight two one
No top the bottom if you piece of shit top the bottom with you
You know what, I'm done and you're an ableist.
I'm bombing us.
Oh me, oh me, that was a decent try.
Oh me, isn't it?
Oh me, I did it in symbol and you said no and you did not
bomb him.
For you, top to bottom was your prompt, not my prompt.
You top to bottom, you top to bottom.
Respectfully, you don't know what you're talking about.
We're playing charades and he's not giving me any
options.
I'm trying to do different ways to describe
pushing a button I'm putting my finger up and down like press the button X has to
press the button until it makes a noise
press buttons
cool I didn't know we were a metagaming group
group chat and start typing the answers
let's focus
okay so if you want to look at X for Shreve, right at the pretty colors
3, 6, 5, alright 9 squares
yellow, yellow, blue
top row while I beat to okay it's the bottom right and it's yellow the
bottom right is yellow what shall we do mr. Vegas
365 719 actually see I forgot your blind and let me explain to you right now
the lights are off we cannot see the light on I'm the same bottom right is
yellow right and then noise it we have half of the answer I believe we're supposed
to click I believe we're supposed to click another button the correct yeah
was looking at the correct button coming up 7-8 right I have 365 7-1-9
shut up the color of nine is yellow the ninth square I don't know what the
the square is let's say let's say the first one top left
we got it no no if I had to guess actually if you click around until you find another color to match
you know what?
they said kick two kick two
kick two yeah like the second one
yep perfect good job now quick five
This one, okay, good job
The ninth one
We already did that sorry, sorry ready yellow green that yellow green and it's a circle with a vertical line
Red yellow green
Run it back. He says he's saying run it back circle with the circle with a vertical line
It's a circle with a vertical line that doesn't go up top and bottom it's inside it's a internal line sorry
The bug in something you're saying
Even the colors get the number
No you
Why you snacking me dick as you know that yellow green I tell him the fucking colors 300 fucking million times red yellow green
RYG ride
Right he's saying one at that
It's the symbol that you're explaining the circle with the line in the internal and vertical
Red, yellow, green. Is it red?
Three, the third one.
Okay, fantastic.
Upside down triangle, bottom line.
Go, quick!
I.
Yellow, green, red.
Two, the second one.
Fantastic.
Triangle, top line.
Triangle, top line.
Green.
The first one.
Okay, circle, vertical line, external, external.
Green, red, yellow.
First one, here we go, good job guys, we did it.
We're gonna have to explain the game to you, bro,
I just realized, I'm not gonna lie.
I didn't know what game we were playing.
I didn't know what game we were playing
and then the lights went out.
I had no clue what was happening.
You guys were explaining a game, I didn't know what game.
Like, the lights were out, I couldn't see shit, like, we were like, I don't know.
That was my fault, my vertical light, I didn't see that as a duplicate.
You did nothing wrong, I didn't know what game you guys were playing.
And so then I tried to say again, and you were like, oh, he's mad.
But I wasn't mad, the lights were out, so I threw a bottle at the lights to turn the lights on.
Yeah, let's just call every game a certain name.
I can go.
I can go death.
Honestly, I don't think that's your role on me, I'm gonna be honest.
Like, you're just not good at interpreting autistic people's-
I'm sorry.
Handling.
No, after time, I've realized that I'm a blind guy.
Click on the button.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm a great Deflokey.
Like omie, your neurodivergent or normal whatever that is and you're trying to interpret two
autistic people, it's not going to work.
You can't be that.
Make your thing, it's you go mute.
Yep.
I'm trying to explain to you.
I'm going to smack the other side of the head.
I don't know what's going on.
It's bullshit.
I'm telling you, it's not fair.
I can actually go...
I can actually go...
Mute.
No, go like this, go like this, go.
No, it's blind death death?
No, I'll go mute, I don't care.
Finally.
Okay, sorry, sorry.
Okay.
He's not putting his hands anywhere.
Can we start with volume, maybe?
Can we do the four volume knobs on me?
four volume knobs it's super easy the four volume knob top left corner the first
one is yellow can you move it up or down the first one is yellow the four
volume knobs up or down up he's going up the first one up on me now the next
one is red what should he do with that
This thing up?
Up, up, up.
Green.
Wait, did that not work on me?
Okay, the third one is green. What should he do?
Up.
Up!
Bro, what?
Okay, blue, the blue one, what should I do?
Up!
Huh!
This guy's fucking stupid.
Okay, now these are new games we've never- oh no, this is the- no, this is the game we just played the last time.
It's like, uh, the dominoes.
The nine dominoes in a box?
Is that what it's-
I'm calling my numbers, yeah.
Three dominoes is three dominoes.
Eight one three nine six five two four seven
What are you gonna do is in a minute?
Eight one three nine six five two four seven yellow red yellow
Uh, hey, he's throwing a temper tantrum. I don't know what that means
Eight one three nine six five two four seven
I don't care about the puzzle anymore, I don't care about the puzzle. I mean, he's a fucker.
Vegas is a complete fucking moron.
And honestly, if I had a bomb here, I would blow it up with a very strict motion.
If I had a bomb, I'd blow the fuck up. I'd blow it up.
I don't get out of the shit. I don't even know shit.
In this scenario, with a bomb, I would blow it up.
One, three.
I think... Oh, he can't hear me.
eight one three nine six five two four seven it's the nine-square a game actually
the like three by three we're doing came so so what do I want you press the
button until you find the one that makes a sound they click the keys until
one makes a noise yeah what it is nice it's the third one made a noise top
right it was number three it was literally number three in the top right
corner. It's a two. Two horizontal two. Wrong. We die.
Yo, yo, why are you getting an answer? We don't even figure
out yet. Why are you why are you telling him what to do? We
don't even know what we're doing yet. And you're telling
what to answer. Vegas, you're not reading my face right
when I'm doing the dubbing down. Like I was looking at
the end brother brother you understand that when you look at the book you go
down so in between each round you look down and if I stay there and then I
barely looked up but barely to look back down you go up buddy I live a minus 10
degree right to minus nine the best time again you go up like I mean making
sense to be obvious there's no reason not obvious I was at the maximum
my head will tilt downwards minus 10, minus 9 slightly to show that's open for that one, and back down.
And it's, uh, uh, like, I, I, dude, you know what, you know what's not fair?
When you put, I always start off on the easy roll, and then you put me in a roll I've never played before when we're at the hardest round in the game.
Because you already learned from the politics flows of other people, the smart man learns from his mistakes,
The smaller men lose the mistakes of others.
Bye.
Here we go.
Okay, let's do the up, down, left, right ones with this rail in the middle.
Yep, the number in the middle is six, sex, you see.
I don't know what color of the bulb.
Color!
Color!
Me!
Point at the color!
Point at the color so he knows it!
He has to tell you the color of the bulb.
Tell!
Oh, blue light, blue light, blue light, blue light, blue light.
The number in the middle is six.
He looked to his left, which is maybe,
is that my right or his left?
And he's left.
That number is three.
Yellow light, yellow light.
He went up.
There's a blue light, that's the number it went down.
The number is eight.
Light, light, light!
Light!
Light!
Light!
That number is eight.
The blue light.
I'm going to click on one of them now until the game again the one we played last game
where he has to click the dice until it makes a noise only do it wait a minute he lit two
They're glowing yellow in the middle and the middle left. They're glowing yellow
It was the middle one first that lit up. I accidentally clicked the ones on the left of it and it worked
The middle and the middle left on the charts are yellow
What does that mean?
Okay, so we're playing the game where there's three rows of three and the middle middle
the middle middle is glowing yellow and the middle left is glowing yellow and they're
both three dots total.
And the number that I clicked was six.
It was the fifth one but it's the number six.
I think I've already said the number of those.
I already did.
Only what number is the middle middle on the chart?
Six I already said that but it's six again. Yeah, what number is the middle three? Hey eight eight eight three
He said three three four. Okay, and that number was one. I just couldn't go on glowing the third one is
The third one is also the third one is one you piece of shit
He's telling me which are you what do you say X do it again? I didn't see your hand for the book for
He said four
We already did the floor okay, excellent that's
Seven eight and I see stupid or is me. I can't see your head. Is that eight?
Hey, okay. He said eight
One two three four five six seven eight got it good like now. It's glowing yellow with two two dots
nine
nine
Now that one's going yellow with three dots. We're done. We're done. We're done
the next one oh we finished sorry okay new game bottom left corner is going with
three dots green and the number is four the number is four corner green three
dots oh man I think we finished that one I think you need to press more
buttons it's not green I think you need to put more buttons right over here
no we're waiting for him bottom left corner is going green with three dots
Does he need to press more buttons? Yes? No?
What are you doing with your hand? The number is 4.
Bottom left corner is glowing with 3 dots. Does it only need to press more buttons?
No. Is that 1?
I don't- I don't understand it.
Vegas asks a question, ignores the answer!
Vegas asks the question, gets the answer, completely ignores it, completely insists.
Oh yo, is it yes or no?
Oh yes?
Okay, is it yes or no?
Yes?
Okay, blue, but is it yes or no?
Green, bro, like, I answered you three times.
I
Want to play any other role
What do you want to play on me? Do you want to play deaf or blind or mute? What do you want to play?
I'll play anything else.
I want to play deaf. I love deaf.
Okay. I'm playing blind.
Can we explain? I can explain. That's fine.
You're on mute and I'm on mute.
Okay. I'll play blind. I think this is our best roles.
Yes.
Here we go. Here we go.
We can win on these roles. We just keep switching roles.
I want to focus on the dice game first then the 3x3 okay, so Vegas click on you hear a sound
It's the bottom right and it's lit in red Vegas is the number five five
Yes, this is my role for this role
one two three
Six seven nine click those slots
I
Press more you fuck yo Vegas you bitch asset
No, the second on the fucking deep had keep at us. I believe so
Are you sure are you sure?
keypad hey the number two on the second pad Vegas there we're supposed to click
one three click on three as well this one third on the keypad yeah the third
fuck bitch six yep that one okay
Okay, now click on the first one, what?
I said seven.
Yeah, we got it.
He clicked on seven already.
We're good, we're good.
And then nine.
The next one is the dice one.
No, we got it.
The number three.
The one he got is blue.
It's middle right.
Middle right, the number three.
The sixth one on the keypad.
the number is three. The number is three. No right. Color. Color. Middle, right, blue.
Yeah, it's the middle, right one, which is the sixth one on the keypad and it's blue.
two. Is that a two? I can't tell. Two. Second on the keypad, Vegas. And we got it. And then
three, Vegas. That was wrong. Four. Okay.
Five. Got it. Okay. We're done. Okay, time's up. The directional arrows, directional arrows.
Directional arrow game up down left right the next one is the deep head thing yeah, and the color is green
Sorry, yeah, it's like five green light five rex green light five
right
Good job color is red six red six red six red six
Good
green six down is it down wow we're so fucking good this is our role I'm telling
you we got it I'm telling you I'm telling you these are our roles this is
our roles we will win every game never lose again I promise we'll be the whole
game watch I mean yeah easy clever he's got it I mean literally easy as game
of my life okay now there's no mistakes we put that shit like put his hands
we go S tier here we go wires wires wires wires wires it's blue okay blue
bold green blue red yellow GBRY the fourth one Vegas should be shut the
fourth one deal got it I see we do we do we do we do board the colors are yellow
green red ygr uh vegas did you spin it until it made a sound oh sorry uh yeah uh
circle with the square in the middle circle with the square in the middle
circle with the square in it yeah yellow green red is it yellow
it's the third one vegas good okay now spin it again uh hourglass of the triangles hourglass
the triangles yeah it's green yellow red the third one good now it's green yellow
circle of the square in the middle GRI the first one good red yellow triangles
again. RGY, triangle hourglass, sorry.
Me? It's red, I mean yellow.
Red, I mean yellow, second one.
Good job.
Now with the piano, the bulb is red.
The bulb of the piano is red.
What are the piano keys again? Oh?
I can see them. I need the ABC
Actually just tell him one through seven with your hands. Oh, I need to say something don't I do anything see five
D5 it's five. It's five. It's five. Sorry. I didn't know sorry for time. What's the color on me?
ABCA wait ABCA five. What's the light on me? What's the light on me?
You know the line it's just a silent
It starts at uh-huh in the 7th?
What's the light on me?
6th, uh 7, sorry 7th.
Why is he in the number?
The color of the bulb is red.
Oh, no, it was wrong.
It's red.
Red at 5, red at 5, now look at this.
And tell me 1 through 7, which key do I press?
C, D, E, F, G, A, B.
that is seven seven wrong the bulb is still red if it's C press one say one if
it's D-2 okay got it the bulb is still red now it's the next one next number
you got it you're right now what's the next one
look at me I can't see it seven now it's seven just to clarify do you mean
BX look yes or no
Yes, yes, okay, perfect. Yeah, we're just talking
What now?
Is that one
One perfect last one last one
Thanks
Well done. I got it very well done
that's all me that's all me I'll take it only because I forgot that a was six
that's another side of the incident first I forgot it was upset because it's
somebody got it a B is six seven then restarted it the stars at sea okay I
not see it want to start me want to start min-maxing if your role isn't
doing something it throws something at the radio or the lights don't do it
No, no, no, I think you told something at not the radio and not the light because otherwise we're at Paulie
You are now flinking
Just throw an object anywhere not the radio or the light because we need those we we need to use those as a really get it
Yeah, he was saying
Yeah, we're good banana
All right, we're gonna put this on the dice game three-by-three ice game the three-by-three nice
It was the second one on the keypad so top middle and it's a red
What number they just complain the number of it number. Oh, it's too. Sorry, too. So you're gonna click to
One no no wrong. He said no never mind. Why did you put up one? Yeah, we do with the second one
mistakes
What?
Six.
Got it?
Good.
Nine.
All done.
Back!
We have two more piano games just so you know.
I mean, I'm not that bad at dice games.
Yeah, number one. It's the fourth one.
And if the number is one.
The middle left?
The middle left number is one.
It's blue.
It's blue.
Three.
He said three.
Got it?
Or they got that already five
Eight
Last one
Bottom right corner and it's eight bottom right corner and it's eight
Right red bottom right red Vegas red. He didn't already
Okay. Red 8, bottom right corner.
One. No, no, no.
Why did you do that?
Two.
Three.
Good.
Four.
Then five.
And six.
Good job
Again I'm a fall of it because the fucking dial
I'm gonna say I was it but I did that too. I did that to some times
I say only to press two and it would accidentally pull out one and then you get you blow up. Yeah. Yeah
I was like, yeah, I thought I thought I was a glitch. Oh guys. This is different. This is really different
It's like we're guys. This is like all in case
OMG oh shit okay it's the
kind of one it's yeah minus 25
Vegas 54 minus 25 which is 29 order
okay 29 to the thing nine good okay
now the color of it the color is blue
two, ten, that means zero, good piano piano piano piano piano piano piano piano and it's
in it's red the bulb is red on the piano bulb is red on the piano, seven sorry seven
Seven B. That's my seven
Seven it's seven guys well done
Uh
Is that four four
Good job, great job very proud all this is gonna stay red just you know I think you know
Five six
Five. Six. Good. Good job, actually. Now it's your four knobs, turn up and down. Blue, red, green, and yellow.
Four knobs, turn up and down. Blue is first. Up. Red is second. Down. Green is third. Down.
down. The last is yellow. Down. The last game is the easy board. Okay, normal triangle on
yellow, green, red. Yellow, green, red.
Hello triangle line on the top. The second one. Good job. Okay.
Uh, circle with a line going through it, but exterior.
Green, red, yellow, G-R-Y.
The first one.
Uh, four corners square with a circle in the middle.
Okay, it's green, yellow, red, G-Y-R.
Square with a circle in the middle, where the four corners look like triangles.
the second one
i was wrong, we had to restart
normal looking triangle, light on the top
yellow, green, red
yellow, green, red
the second one
our glasses, trying to... green, yellow, red
green, yellow, red
our glasses, trying to... third one
The portal, the same one. It's like a portal square.
It's a square with a circle.
Yellow, red, green.
Yellow, red, green.
The second one.
Good.
X, the circle, yellow, red.
Green, yellow, red.
Yes, the circle with a line going north to south, exterior.
Great job.
Just give me a sweetie.
I mean, there's the emissaries now.
I mean, does any of you have more game than it?
Is there more mini games?
This is so easy.
Yeah, we're going to need like the VLC or some shit.
Is there like this dude on the shit or what?
Alright, first game is going to be the knobs
where you have to find them up and down, right?
So it's red, blue, yellow, green.
all these reds
down
second one is green
down
yellow
up
green
up
wires four wires now it's four wires to cut four wires to cut the bulb is green
it's red green blue yellow is it red
Yes, cut the red wire.
So let's do it again.
This one on me?
This one on me?
Yes, that's the first one.
Yes, sorry.
Okay.
New game.
Now it's a new game with four lights.
It has four lights up top and like four levels on the bottom and then like an enter
button on the bottom.
Okay.
More scott!
More scott!
More scott!
The four lights are red, green, yellow, blue.
Do you need my numbers or is it 3, 7 or 1 is 2?
3, 7, 1, 2 are my numbers.
Dot, dot, dot, dash, dash.
3, 7, 1, 2. It's 4 switches.
Do I need to go up or down?
The first switch, do I go up or down?
And then 4 levers under it?
The first switch was 3. Do I go up or down?
He can tell you what the numbers are, not me.
Dang.
Oh me. Do I go up or down?
Hey, hey
I think X it's four lights
Horizontally and then right under those lights. There's four switches. You know what I think is I think Vegas won't shut the fuck up
And not let me focus Vegas. You shut the fuck up
says you bitch ass
Just a shit motherfucker
I
Don't fucking stupid colors are red green yellow blue RG YB very simple RG YB
RG
it
Three seven one two now. It's on him
Three seven one two do I go up or down on the first one? Do I go up?
I'm gonna ask a question. Do I go up on the first switch?
His number is it? His one is red, it's a three.
If it's bigger than five. Do I go up on the first switch?
It's three and it's red. Is red on it? Yes, um, um.
Up. Is it up? Okay, the next one is seven.
that three seven one two is the order seven is a second lever down okay next
one is a one what color on me down okay two last one is blue blue two
Yeah, that game I had to kind of learn on the fly it because I have to remember order
and also color, number and then do some math with it, it's gonna flank you, it's gonna
Okay guys, there's a game that's gonna be more scope again.
There's gonna be a game coming up, more scope.
You have to be.
Beep beep beep!
Beep beep!
Beep beep!
Okay, that's probably my last one or second to last one.
Okay, I gotta go soon.
Beep beep beep!
Beep beep!
So, when you feed me more scope, okay, I want it like this, I want it.
Beep beep beep!
Beep beep!
Beep beep!
You get it?
Gotcha, Bob.
Right.
right
okay the first one is the game we just played
first one is the game we just played
I hate that game
yellow yellow one
red yellow one yellow one
ybg red
one
it's down
down
thumbs up thumbs down
good next one
next one is seven
blue
Wait seven blue. Hmm. I don't know which game it you can read the book probably the wife's mini. Oh, yeah, seven blue
There's a no yeah, bro
That's fine. Oh
Okay, the second one is one is nine third one is nine
nine
Come on. That's nine. Hey, good class. I'll record. Hey good class world record. Hey, good class world record
It's not go
Oh, the two red two
We do board Luigi board Luigi board the Luigi board red green yellow
Uh a circle a circle with a square in the circle
one good a circle with a line north to south out outside a
flirting exterior line on the circle three good one star hollow star green
yellow hollow star green yellow the third one complexity logo from counter
strike.
They're running.
I couldn't hear.
There's an alarm going on.
Last one.
Is yellow, green red?
A circle with a north to south protruding line exterior.
Yellow, green red.
The second one.
Volume sliders.
Four knobs to turn up and down.
blue, down, green, down, yellow, up, the next one is up, the last one is what, red?
No, no, no, we're going to get the last one, red, up, up, red, red's up, that's it, bang!
Good job, good job, good job.
Yo, when did they make this game hard?
Okay, I think we're getting any bugs over here.
There's a map.
Holy f**k, what the f**k?
It's a noble reactor plant.
Okay, easy. It's a map.
It's a map!
It's a map!
It looks like a game of tic-tac-tac.
It's a map!
It's a map!
Oh my god, oh my sh**t, the f**k.
It's a five. It's a six by five.
There's one color lit up,
and it's green all the way top.
I'm left.
my dice says five my dice says the number five on the top left corner of
the machine oh what are we doing so it's a machine where on the top left corner I
have a number and then under that there's a wheel it looks like I might be
probably four colors not sure then there's a board
I
I'm working on it
It's the it's horizontally six vertically
Five that's how many patterns there are and on the very bottom row the third one is lit up
Everything is blank, but the very bottom row, the third one horizontally, is lit up red.
What am I going? What am I going?
And my dice says five.
But where am I going?
Oh, do we need to like- Oh, is it like a mouse game? Is it like a mouse game? Where are
we?
Up left is green.
Up left.
Can't. Can't. Left. Left. Left.
left left left left left you can't go left I understand I understand I understand
keep you keep in the direction text I went left once where am I right is that
right or left right all right okay it just blinks
are you bro you have threats no like what the fuck is doing to you well left
right right no okay it just reset no don't click right bro we are top left
currently we need to go up right or down we just say we're top left currently
wait we're not top left currently no no wait he has a destination I have
location wait we're down no I can't go down I'm on the bottom row omie's
lying that I think only knows where we have to go I know where the cursor is
yeah I'm on the bottom row fourth one how do I get to the right where he said
it oh my god the fuck why the fuck are you hitting me okay go right right
right right right right right bro he's saying right stop hitting me I don't
get saying go right we're gonna do about that click at the keypad the keypad
The keypad the keypad the keypad brother keep had broke keep had broke that's one
Okay, let's end it let's end it whatever whatever Vegas had is the correct one. That's where we start at me. Oh me
Yes, I go from Vegas to oh me I go from Vegas to oh me oh me okay, I think I understand
But it's all that answers all the answers. Oh, oh me you were telling him where we were you don't know where we were you
He knows where we are because where we aren't by the subtracting where we are from
Understand where we are go
He has to subtract
All right. All right. I'm looking
Okay, okay
We're on the top row the fifth location move your dirty fucking hand you big on the top
We're dirty head. I can't see the best move your hand. You fucker destination is
Three is all in the bottom. It's the fourth one all in the bottom
the fourth row number five how do i get to bottom row four
oh he's spazzing the fuck out something that you want to see
oh my number six i'm sorry nice to six
did you tell him the number yeah i did all right then all right left
left
left
guys correct
now where
down
good
i was correct
right
wrong
i misclicked the game sucks
i'm sorry i know where
it's okay
it's okay
wait no the game sucks
what are you doing biggest
the game sucks my fingers are fat
that's down right
wait wait wait wait
what the fuck are you doing
that's down right
what the fuck are you doing
that's down right was correct
now he's spazzing the fuck out
he's mad at probably me
no he's very mad at me
he's doing that
white one therefore we reset it you can't go by me we reset I mean he does it
all okay so from what I'm understanding here Vegas fucked it up the game it
told me it was hovering the down but it moved right it was a bug like I don't
tell you the destination is on the bottom it's the third one we are
currently on the top row number four and the dice says six
down good left right good right good down good down left left left wrong it
didn't work what was the order again oh my god I fucked up it we're on the top
row number four down right right down okay now we're on the side of the
Listen, I get it Vegas. I don't know where you're going anymore. Vegas you're so fucking stupid. Why are you going ahead?
I have no clue. Oh my god, I remembered the path to get back
Once the time I don't know where you're you're at it, I don't know how many clicks you did it
I know you're playing better stuff. I don't know
I'm trying to tell you but he's talking over me
I
All right the destination can you move your hand Vegas, please
Destination is on the bottom the second one
The number is three and we are in the second row number three
That up up
up
left
left
down
down down
right
down
Good we did it. We got it. Up down left right game. This game is yellow. The bulb is yellow. It's the deep head
It's our last game. It's up down right number one
Down good the number is not really blue three
Red red
Red six I was thinking about like a hot anime girls
Stop talking for one second in your fucking life. God damn it
Blue left
Okay, I have to go I gotta go
Is it? Is it? Is it?
I mean, we finished the game, we finished the game.
I mean, this is too easy for me.
Fuck this game. Fuck this game.
I would never ask me to play this game.
Fuck this game?
Is this really when your player can't click one out of four buttons?
Yep, yep.
And he's trying to talk to us in the Discord.
I'm just trying to come deaf in.
Four buttons.
Can't click one.
I mean, I mean, I...
It's over.
All right, I'm gonna just go by.
I see it.
What's up?
That was fun, thank you guys.
That was fun, man.
Alright, that was fun, guys. Thank you guys.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
Alright, bye.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Are you so excited for GTA roleplay?
Yep.
I'm so excited. I'm counting the days. You know how many days left? Don't read your chat. How many days left?
How many days left?
Is it on the 13th?
No, it's on the fucking goddamn 8th. No, Halloween comes out on the 8th, man.
What do you mean Halloween comes out on the 8th? Halloween is October 31st.
No, Halloween comes out, man.
Halloween tomorrow Halloween is not tomorrow Halloween is October
Halloween tomorrow what time I'm like 13 hours
Oh the game my bad this game should you go to the game I'm listening and this
the truth and any other human thoughts is wrong ready I already believe you if this game sucks
again it is probably the end of decent games you know like what like there's like good games
there's like decent games whatever like this because this is a no-brainer the game has already
proven blueprint but a lot of devs that's received before people that can't make good
shit if this is not at least decent it's really the end of a mid-tier games because if they can't
get a decent game to be decent? I mean, it is.
Revisors out of the buggy? What made reviews?
What are the reviews? We're thankin' out yet.
Wait, wait, it's only one before?
I have a great idea, but so amazing some constant great. Let's ask Udo for admin panel admin menu
And we go around and fuck people's day up on the server on no pixel. Yo, dude
We go admin and they're driving it and we just use one of his tires for no reason at all
Like the movie is gas in the middle of the highway for literally zero reason. Like yeah, let's just do that
Well, how about we're like well we give any panel and and we do
genuinely right really
We're like the the random real life hazarded like engine check light goes on engines like 1% of durability, right?
like
The there's some other activity, right rain rain ticks in it
You know I mean like something that haven't in real life
Like something these are like the daily modifier
Let's do it right now on the 4.0. Oh, okay
Yeah, so he goes to buy a car the price increases for no reason at all
I
Increase the price calling inflation
Once Michael had made it home to Haddonfield, he needed tools for the grim work ahead.
It was there that Michael would find the last few items that would complete his transformation
into the game.
That's the only time he won't do shit.
Oh my god.
Monka, if only there hadn't been a lone clerk working late.
Happy birthday to whoever's birthday it is today.
Smile.
My favorite part time streamer, hashtag L streamer.
Oh my god, he just stabbed him in the fucking head.
Hey, he looks like me.
Yo, I got down to the do- this is fucking dog shit.
Oh my god.
Oh, and yeah, all right.
Why is the guy, why is the guy that died just like me?
That's my problem.
And who made this game?
Honestly, I.
I don't know, man.
Like, there comes a point where, and I don't want to be rude about this.
I don't want to be rude.
I'm not sure that works differently.
There has to be a point where some things have to be called out for being delivered to.
It's either delivered or fraud.
I mean, it is what it is.
Nobody that's actually gonna make any games sat down and actually greenlets some of this shit.
I mean, dude.
Like, come on, bro.
Seriously?
All the fucking bullshit whites of...
Like, where's the immersion?
I mean, with games with soul.
What is this shit, man?
I hate it. I hate anybody.
All right, well, thank God
How do you expect your your your viewer to be in a setting of scare story mode watch actual gameplay of the multiplayer
What is this story mode?
NBA 2k27 has more soul than this. Oh
So whoever reviewed this game is ass bro
The audio is a complete nightmare like dude it
What is this audio?
I don't even know but I'm trying not to be a do-or-murder about this is just not it
Check did something about with games along the line check you guys remember the game we played it
There was like a hide-and-seek game
Or it was like a DPT like remake show. What was that called it? It was on epic games
These problems, whatever, problem I thought it was going to be exact same UI, exact same
square plus thing, a bottom bars square, like with a very, like super white kill this guy,
do this, whatever, like dude, like your game is special, make it your own thing, man.
I don't know why it's always looking the same these days man.
I, I, I, I...
And I might have tried out a lot or, or come back,
I, come back at like small things like,
why does it have to all be the same?
Why?
Can you imagine what would be just a little bit different?
Like, uh, uh, if I can Unreal Engine, Sloppy Toppy, I can't.
Uh, uh, I, I'm so...
Here's a new game idea.
Let's play 2K.
wait you didn't have his headphones on let me try that one more time
let's play 2k
yeah we can play
we can even get a third and run threes
or no I'm not I'm terrible just like you
actually I'm better than you
just like me
just like me
everybody in the chat is saying no don't play
so what do I don't think we should do this anymore
why not
alright fuck it
we can get threes
We can try to get fives and do rec but we could probably do threes if you get Buddha, okay
Run threes
It's good on I
Don't know but everyone's doing really mean about the suggestion. Why do they hate 2k so much?
I think I thought they liked it. No
I mean, I'm so far with it don't like learning a new game. I mean, I always enjoy my time
Even though it's a piece of shit
I can ask Guba if he wants to play.
Wanna play 2k, 3s with me and X?
There we go.
Chet, what do you do with UE5, UE6, UE7s or whatever?
I don't even know what anymore.
Why is it that every game got like 5% better looking, but all the jank fuck makes the
the framerate to go down by like 50% compared to before.
But somehow the games themselves are worse
by a margin of like three quarters.
I like, there has to be a limit at one point
to like how bad she can be.
Stop the knife.
I'm not a skander.
I'm not a skander.
I can download it because if I have never played it though, it's pretty fun.
All right, I didn't know I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I don't know what the game's about, but I'll play it.
Four dogs, 40 fucking dollars, a yellow circle there, a law.
Can you draw me a small yellow circle?
Done.
Okay, take this and make it the window of a rocket ship.
Wow, 27.
I like this, but can you make it a lot more detailed?
Your yellow circle is now the window on a rocket.
Okay, this is awesome.
Now make it a 3D model in Blender.
Blender opening Blender
Let's build a presentation for next season's rainwear for retailers make sure that it feels really high-end and
That it's colorful make it fun right I can help with that
Can you go to eBay and make this listing?
You have 2k on console? No. Oh, we can't play. Oh, why? Because we put a budget on console?
Because me and Budah are on console. You're on PC. We can't play. You play with a Zim or what?
No, of course not. I tried already. I didn't work. I just came for 30 bucks.
This is awesome. I want to make a 3D game where I'm ducking asteroids using the arrow keys to move around and I'm using space to boost
Yep, I'm building the game. Also. I'm a little hungry
Can you get me some beef and rice from that spot? I ordered from last week looking into ordering food
So my law firm needs a licensing agreement template
Can you generate a draft template for the lawyers at my firm to have a look at sure thing?
While you're doing that I want to play tennis this afternoon
So can you look for a court for me in the lower heat checking now? I'll see what I can find
Can you include um AI? I forgot to think today. Can you think for me? Please?
Can you think of something?
Can you put in the description that it's just slightly damaged
Can you just take the limitation of liability provision and make it a little more favorable to the licensed store?
Okay, I've tightened it so that my sensor's liability is more narrowly capped.
That looks pretty good, thanks.
Can you change the background color to complement the rain jacket?
Oh, I love it.
And what's going on with my reservation?
I found an open court at 5 p.m.
Yeah, book it.
Now I want you to make a file I can send to my 3D printer.
I'll get working on creating an STL file of this rocket.
It is Astra 6.
What was that?
Was that Astra 6?
Yeah, is that good?
Yeah, it's actually really good.
Okay.
AI, please press the order me pizza button order pizza button
Interesting.
Well, Jay is a 2D printer that can spew paint with the correct color, like paint your shit.
Really.
Interesting.
I think you can have like your little like you know people will play with their little
fucking warhammer bullshit you can just print them at home and you can make like your own
new races and shit.
What do you care?
Not really yet?
Really?
Oh wait, do you use the shit?
Uh, actually I just email. I haven't used it yet.
Interesting.
I use Fable though.
Yeah but what does that actually do though?
There's a lot of things like it just does a lot of tasks that I needed to do like I do a lot of math
These days and like it helps me do the math like that. I don't want to do myself
And like I give it like easy tasks and it doesn't for me in the background
Is it good at math?
It's about it's excellent at math
So that's another asset like I asked
Hey, I like normal shit, and it doesn't get it and it does like bad
Yeah, yeah, but I don't like the older models are like terrible
That's why I hated AI. When I first opened chat GBT in my life
I asked it like some simple-ass question mathematically and it didn't know like five plus seven
I was like fuck this AI shit. We're good and then Fable came out and I tried it again throw unreal the difference unreal
XQC more likes but apparently Astra's like way better. I'm not trying to do hashtag ad chat
I'm not trying to I'm just telling you how like my experiences my personal experience
I know some people like her. My experience is
Is it whenever I fucking mother? Oh, yeah, I don't have one I was in salt actually
Chases is the main game or is it the play that's together?
Wait. Oh, no, we can't play it called duty
The point
BPD what
Anyway
What is it nuke simulator? Yo, what the fuck?
Chat, what is nuke simulator?
I mean, I think Carlos Fana. I like Carlos Fana
Beetle ball is peak
I just like my PC but my PC is just unironically it yo my fans is turned on
the max and it's like a brand new PC office motherfucking fucking gay chat
does this game leak my shit
the new single letter
I was all, I was all, Jack, isn't that kind of crazy though?
I mean, are you seeing what I'm flying on out?
Yeah, but I'm a little bit delayed because there's no screen share.
Wait, it's lagging really bad.
You all, are you guys here in my PC?
Hold on.
What the fuck?
Hold on.
What the fuck?
It's just there...
90%?!
OMG.
Was the nuke simulator installed on your computer?
90%!
Oh, because I don't have all the rest of the region as well.
Oh.
Let's test out with all the rest of the region.
Holy shit, 15%.
Did you get it?
Okay, Jack, one more shot?
Okay, I don't want to be insensitive, okay?
I guess I guess we're buying a nuke game that's photo realistic yet. I don't know why you would even do that I
Guess we're doing that
you
you
you
you
you
you
No, not there, not there, I live there.
That's my house.
No, that's my house.
No!
What?
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Check what was that?
No noise, nothing.
Right click to change angle.
What was that?
VFX.
Jack, how about a bigger bomb, but this one's got a lame.
How about we jump a fucking 90 kiloton instead?
Flows off where?
Okay, but where though?
This is a little more populated area.
I, I don't know.
There.
There, dang.
Okay.
XI, I made it out of the nuke.
I made it out of the nuke.
We're actually relocated.
We're right there.
Can you go somewhere else, please?
Okay, let me check.
We made it out.
Let me check it.
Ooh, ow, ow.
4.2 kilometers. That's not too bad. How many deads? 100,000. Okay. Chat. Chat. Is this
like a game where you try to actually score something? Because what if the point was to
get as many as possible. Yeah, let's look at the easy. How about we get a minute man
eight, 300 kilotons and said we go to France for some reason. Um, well, you know, it's
crazy when you go through this world map, and you put it, if you put a gun to my
head and told me, tell me where we are right now and general vicinity, I'll die.
I have no clue
What do you do it right here chat?
No, this is Spain. That's that's France what I had it right your chances showing
Did you hide it right now?
Let me search, I know where Matt's.
See, this is not very deadly, is it?
Yeah, get a bigger boy for this, man.
Um, I think, I think there's more down there.
Like, more down than the middle.
I don't give a shit. I'm blowing it. I'm blowing everything. I don't, I don't care.
This is nothing!
This is a top-up.
Uh-oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's bad.
That's bad news.
That's bad news.
We can do that.
Oh, I clicked.
Wee-wee, bitch.
If you play, that much!
1.4 mill dead instantly?
Yeah man, that's no good, that's no good.
Okay.
Zoom all the way down, not below here.
What are you about?
Umm...
is this after it okay so look at the crater where is it I can't see it's so
fucking smoky so how do you remove the smokiness
wait it didn't blow up VFX
Oof!
Uhhh, I'll let it a little better next time, this is what I was saying.
But, it's like nothing, no?
These technologies didn't technology evolve?
What if we get a fucking...
Largest US bomb, but still in the...
In the what?
They have that?
World leader simulator.
I
Want to be a little nervous no constant damage 66 month sex QCL 66 months. Yeah, what's one of the most populated areas?
Yeah, I ain't a a say less
Say fucking less
Where where's New York isn't it right here? Oh
So is that New York? It's gonna New York City
Well, I hope everyone is doing well ex QC. That's money right there. I mean, I mean low-key
Hey, okay, what they landed it were right down the building jungle. It's been 45
It's the largest bomb that they still have I mean
You've got any weapons on you nobody the girls say bang that's everything
Oh my god, what business servers are there
I
Have a zoomed out too much I think
It was man
That bad
Yeah, would it really difference all the buildings in the buildings they just sort of did nothing
Fucking let's just amp versus bitch. Oh
I mean, does he have a server reset, though?
No?
His audio turned on.
I mean, I did turn it on, no?
Fucks my audio on.
Yeah, where's my audio?
No audio.
Okay.
But what if it don't work?
I mean, wait, there's nothing that much.
Okay.
Okay
Cold War bunker Buster Jason Bunger Buster bad though
Holy shit, bro, what it's that big you can see from that far up
Fuck it
Um, am I just bad at geography or where's my LA at?
You're close.
I can tell you you're close, but I don't know where.
It's supposed to be up from here, though.
Oh, I thought I could just type it.
Los Angeles, got one here.
Yeah, I had it.
I was really jerking on it.
What if a bomb of 9 million, million tons, megatons.
Wait, I literally live right there.
I'm not, no, bang, bang!
Wait, that's huge, what?
Somehow less smogging than fucking normal runtime LA.
That, this is actually the nicest air
that they've breathed in years.
Okay, but what did the first session bomb?
Maybe we have to try that.
It's my son Joe San Diego is it's down from here, right?
Is it here?
No, it's not San Diego.
Oh, oh well.
Bang.
Bang it!
Holy shit.
Like zoom all the way out?
How big is that?
Oh my god
Wait, it's actually super visible from space, bro
He's a kind of good though that this is the whole planet and a man-made thing could be seen this big like
Like a big portion of the whole earth today about it
Yeah
But there's still there's bigger than that
largest US nuclear test then
So that's just like a North Korea fuck it send it
Kim Jong-il, if you're watching, this is a parody.
It's a, yeah.
It's not a parody, it's not a parody.
It literally just, it literally just to test,
we want to go to the best place to test it.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, we're showing what not to do, ever.
Ever.
And if you have a problem with us, our usernames
are Redify and Vegas.
Yes.
If you have a problem with us, contact us immediately.
Vietnam, Taiwan.
Isn't it? Here's a word.
And cookie. No, it's here, right?
Wait, what is this crater?
Somebody beat you to it, bro.
Don't do that.
Why would he thousands?
There's nobody even there.
Somebody already did it.
Oh, blow up, blow up, Dearborn Michigan.
Touch me.
What's that?
Um, what is this?
Um.
Is that bad?
BANG!
one point. Hey, you can do better than that. No, Jack. What is the most status place on
earth? And we dropped the fucking Sar Bomb directly on the right. Jack, the most stacked.
I think somewhere in China. Just as India. Maybe India. Let's just do it in here for
good measure
what the fuck am i? is this not australian?
i've been shot!
where?
Jakarta
now we gotta go Mumbai, go Mumbai
One by it.
Oh.
Ten to millions.
What?
Here we go.
Bye!
Bye-bye!
Wait, twenty to the mill effected.
It's insane, what?
Custom cinema.
Wait, you see how it says largest bomb ever tested?
Who tested that bomb?
I'm a dumb person, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
Did they actually test that though?
The other one said the US tested the other one.
This one was Russia?
But why do you need to make a bomb that big is my question?
I mean because some guy might make a bomb bigger
So you always have to go bigger until nobody can do it any better
Why don't why don't they make a cap like okay guys like after like 10 megatons like come on?
Let's everybody come on. Let's chill guys seriously
Right, but then what what if your threat is a bomb and then a bigger one then then you have the other hand it
Yeah, but if everyone is capped at 10 then it's like yo
So you're a mean guy.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I better I mean you have to give you exact it I mean like at the
At the middle of it right like I would assume it middle be perfect
These are all in the water though
Okay, that's my sweater hi dirty like nothing oh
Well
Oh well.
There's only one place left to go.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Hi, XQC. Happy 59 months.
I saw you in the store the other day and asked for a picture.
And then you said if I was uniquely special and walked away.
Then?
Then?
Now
So to reset finally next
Or swipe
Then Jeff out of my house saw a nuclear bomb drop. Yep. My bag is now turned into dust my kids are vaporized
life is
Don't worry Drake wasn't home we got we called them on the phone guys
We made sure he wasn't there when nobody lives there. Yeah, that's the dance a little note
Whoa
Shall I be if I'm in a home
Why are you guys from the house I
Literally window
Class like it only nine mil
Wait zero wait zero. No, you just bomb like 400 penguins
Shots that way they tested out
People live here, are people live here anymore job, what is that?
now as it goes down
once in my juice that he won't see this when I see dying
okay last place, last place
you
you
you
you
you
You
That's so little though
Cold War Bug Buster.
Jack, Jack, which one is the base I've ever used? Is this one out?
The Tsar Bomb? They actually used that before.
They tested the Tsar Bomb, actually.
Like it detonated the way they wanted it to.
Wait, oh wait, did I say a hundred?
What?
Eight people died?
What?
What?
Oh, hold on.
Dude, nobody even lives here.
Is this a video?
Actually?
Oh, hold on.
Dude, nobody even lives here.
There's a video? Wait, actually?
Uh, Saur Bomba.
Wait, I've seen it before barely. Look, it's already watched.
the crew is wearing a shield
oh my god
It's fake it?
What, me actually?
That's real, man.
You have a how though?
You have a lmg though?
How though if I don't really go if I how you can cause this much and such a small device though
If that was 65 years ago, I mean check why don't why don't they make a big ass like
Black hole bomb or some shit there like you throw out a fucking like a collider
and a small collider and it lands and it does a collision of and is a black hole that spawns it
a black hole bomb
I just shoved and you can mind-bossy
oh why we would know that too but what okay what if they somehow figure out
How to do a black hole bomb?
Somebody could say yo, I could blow up the fuck in it. I can blow up earth and I want that I mean
Two years
Made in the history of the world nigga straight up
I put four different bank cards in his talk about and violent card nigga these shit is broke
nigga and that bullshit ass app don't work even every time you try to load a
car on that shit it's a problem it was an error this shit is trash you can get
a welcome to the general order a ticket if he go run and go do some shit that
you gotta do because the media ain't working y'all niggas a fucking ticket
nigga these sisters trash nigga that's my word if it wasn't cameras on this
fucking block I put six m80s off duct tape six m80s on this shit and blow
this shit the fuck off the block real talk fuck out of here man nigga got to
take a shit nigga can't even go to his fucking crib and take a shit because
these fucking clown ass fucking machines don't work hate these six
They got H.I. parking motherfuckers. It's my word. Oh shit
All me recorded that
Yep
You want to hear this game of the way, but what is this this this wargame?
Yeah, I haven't downloaded and opened actually
Maybe I'll play I'll play a little bit. I'll play a little bit
React Among Us.
What you mean by that? React Among Us.
React Among Us.
What is that?
I said, look, I know what you said about my dad.
I know that you...
Look, I've been willing to...
I called his son.
Okay?
You know what his son said when my dad got rid of cancer?
He said that he hopes he dies a horrible, horrible death that's far worse than cancer.
And you know what?
I picked up the phone recently and called a son.
I said, look, I know what you said about my dad.
I know that you, in some way, defended me.
And I know that you've said outrageous things.
But you know what?
I'd be willing to talk to you because I understand the rage.
Because, you know, in some ways, not even remote,
as it relates to a bombing of a cancer hospital
in the death of 23,000 innocent Palestinian children,
not even remotely as it relates to the death
of close to 100,000 innocent Palestinians,
not Hamas members, Palestinians.
After that, after that?
Not even remotely to the, I.
Was it?
Wait, Ashley?
Hello now.
I can vouch it as the first beta with old ship PC and it did better last time.
Why did this do worse?
No, our digital!
Yeah, I just realized I gotta do it, bro. I can't laugh.
They're resetting everything!
I'm not doing anything I'm not doing shit I'm not doing it.
Right, listen here. In the past few days, three of the world's most powerful PMCs have turned up here looking to take control.
Unfortunately for them, nobody's managed to hold the place for very long.
That is where you come in. They're offering you a right wage to try and sort you out.
Now, before you can't lose in the field, you've got some bait to complete.
Don't worry, if you're half as good as they think you are, it'll be pretty cheesy.
Head to the building and turn right, just a quick enough to read your presence.
Detroit won't answer my phone calls and I heard somewhere, Booms, kind of worried,
do you know anything about the drinks?
Okay, do you want my swap?
I have to play the tutorial.
No, no, you leave it.
It won't let me leave it like it let you leave.
Why not?
So it saved my future progress but not my progress in the game
Jack's that a words or not?
That's my best like three pain how three pain
I should have my pants.
Wait, everybody joined the chat. There's no Clankers in there.
How come this game, you can just survive with 50 people?
Wait, there's even a switch.
This is what the gamer looks like!
What a good PC
What oh brother
Shots off mate
Note back back
Equipment gear wait, I'm sorry no arm or nothing. It's terrible
I think I need to bring more ammo, like ammo.
I guess, sorry, sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll do like one mag it only, and then loose ammo.
Can I now do...
Fuck a rez, man, who cares about a rez?
the game looks 10 times better than last time
how?
I can wait
Hold on, I need to do crouching stuff.
Uh, yeah, the thing is like...
...in a melee.
Checking slide, right in the end?
Hey, he's an expert!
He's much up there.
I mean, it's looking good right now.
I'm going to try to get up there.
I'm going to try to get up there.
I'm going to try to get up there.
It's a total of so stupid.
I know.
Okay, let me get some points, man.
Oh, Alper unlocked, right?
All aboard, all aboard.
Come on.
It's on the driver, it's on the driver.
The energy is on, sir.
Uh, Magamai is ahead me?
What the...
I didn't see any points for the plummy ball, but I didn't see...
And nobody's at home right now, Michael just parked right here.
I'm trying to do my best, right?
But yeah, how hard is this?
I don't know
I'm gonna be fixed, it's mine motherfucker
I bought a shaggy dude, I don't know what it is
Oh watch it, what do you think it's going on?
So why don't I put my game to DLA?
I mean this game is looking really good
I don't think I want it to be looking better than this
Is that Heather?
Where?
Where, where?
of
the tank
of
death
of
death
of
Where?
76 months to your age.
There.
of
the
of
the
of
of
what
of
sixty one months may I please get welcome to the
the jungle now? Nope? Okay.
I'm scared!
I can't rescue you, you're in the tank, man!
This is in the middle of the fucking tank, you will see a resident buddy, I'm not rescue you!
What the heck?
What is the house on that wait behind me well now he's going points in it
Wait I'm gonna fuck it out of the shit
I'm dead if I'm not going to aim, it's a tunnel here.
Well, they're right here!
Yo.
What's up?
I'm done.
Okay.
I'm trying to do a receiver, but I'm not here.
How many?
Seven.
Oh, it might take a while. I think I'm gonna leave them.
I'm out of game, Tommy.
I'll take you down.
Waaaaaah!
Ow!
Hello.
Oh my god, hold on.
I'm out of ammo, can I go over here?
I'm out, I'm out, I'm in trouble.
I'm just trying to do it, I can't!
I'm gonna fuck out here.
What the fuck up?
What the fuck is that?
I need ammo! I need ammo!
I mean, I was the elder here, I had ammo.
I only want to be right now. No, I'm
You don't want to be bold. Yeah, but yeah, it's that is there videos that
How much oh
Yeah, do you have it cute how much cute six
You can just keep playing it fine, I don't care
I don't know.
Wait for me.
You get a lot more resistance like that.
I keep my money.
You just instantly let me in when you leave.
Every single stream sniper just left.
What actually?
I squirted God and the spots just opened up.
Uh...
No, I don't need your residence.
Uh...
I forgot how to go with teammates.
chat hour
how do you
on steam join me on steam
have you had it on steam bro
can you join me on steam
it doesn't let me just watch game or invite to watch
okay
Okay, I'm gonna join a lobby and you jump in, okay?
Okay, good luck.
Player in the salon.
Join this?
I'm in.
Okay, now join a team blue.
It's loading, piloting map, 100%.
Not blue.
Ah, shit, my bad.
You got it?
Oh, I like it. Um, a luxe.
Um...
Well, I'm poor again.
Not purchased from vendor during ready-up fees.
Welcome to...
Yeah, right now this is the phase where we were just hanging out.
I have no guns.
uh you buy after oh yeah I like to get in his game I think
you take a piss you probably have 10 kidney stones bro
Rob also change your dunk we all just looked like the same exact person
basically uh yeah the game's a little bit like and everything in the game
focus on a lot of like other aspects of the game but other than like aesthetics
that you're touching which is technically I don't give a fucking
with you it's not a game that I played for like fucking 200 hours like I
should go playing it this as like a the friends for fun and kind of log out
excuse me should download a skin for you there are a ton of them on nexus
mobs and I think you'll like I go to my side I don't get as them Craig as
them that's I lock it or should I keep it open fuck it dude was that on this
stupid fucking server man yeah everyone in chat join North America number 19
Because people want to join Blue, which is our team, so what they do is that they stall the game out, like they literally fucking, they make the game brick entirely.
Like, because people don't choose, because they're just waiting for the Avasthal on Blue.
But buddy, we're not leaving Blue, nobody's leaving Blue, man!
So fucking annoying, man.
Oh, we have this squad of 400 people now, so okay.
Koi for Thanos.
I'm actually molding.
Okay, let me find another server.
Alright, just find one that's like 80 or some shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like literally breaking a server.
Join on this quickly.
When you're in, join on the team of the color of such kind, which is the color
I think I'm in red. Yeah. I'll be already in a squad together. All right. Oh, we got
Sniper's on us
I know this guy. I know him. Yeah, I know him
Oh, I forgot to unlock armor I am so silly
Loose ammo
So these things red ammo, right?
No, I don't think so. It does
A year
I'll buy some heli because I'm trying to level up my heli skills
I'm trying to attack them as well
You take a look around
Well, I can't and it can't do it
Wait, it's on sale please that was my other
On the way I'm on the way
Everybody's trying to get in the helicopter, huh?
Oh yeah, but I can make it swaddling. Oh, yeah
Everybody wants to lift from the fucking from the absolute flight
What about me? What about me?
No, everybody got on
Wait, we're good. I'm off. Thank you, sir
We're being circled at one, so he's probably gonna dive on us, yes.
I don't think you flip on our helicopters.
That's it.
We're gonna take you back
My god, there's this guy's I have so many tips I guess I'm gonna watch XP in tips
That was good experience of money
Oh
There's so far away our way into about
The image is pretty slow, okay, like you might be like holding our corners and chitchat at spots and really kind of
Like that way don't we want to go to the hot zone? Yeah, we're so far away
Hey, trust me if I left for the other word of that
If you are dead, let me know right now if that's a clue or lightning or where you gonna shut it.
We're getting pretty close.
Just give it a little bit more.
Cross over.
Oh, very very very close, very close, over the water.
That's pretty much it, I'm pretty sure.
I'm going to go up stairs instead of like...
I'm going to put some angles.
Okay, we're going to put it a little bit.
There's one near some of the... one of the bases as well.
Is that the dead of the drill?
This is terrible, dead of the building.
The scope is- I haven't unlocked it yet.
Closing over?
I'm about to get trapped by a chase.
I shot all the way over them. I'm here. I'm here.
Oh, I run to the right.
Someone dragging me.
Did you buy RZ?
I
Got mad Joe got mad
Oh, my RZ is healing me
Let's hit you for that. Oh, you're ready, baby. Oh, thank you guys
They're like outside of this other land. I'm going to not be there. I'm going to show everyone the inside.
There's the specific sample.
Wait, check.
that's one shot top top top top top top
what?
what?
aww that was in the sks or something was dragging off, i don't know what it is
You
Did I do buck revive a lot of
Yeah, if they lose those so cheaper just in time to be case and I get like a different for the both of you
Oh, they want to add just another company
Thanks, I'm gonna have to just never I don't think I'm gonna have to get it
I
People want to join in on my other
Oh, what is this I use it
I just give up. Oh, yeah, he's reviving me. Oh my we're gonna give up
We'll make it get ready or you just don't give up.
Helicopter, helicopter.
I'm just gonna go back to the car.
Shooting this thing is so hot and it is insane.
There's a guy shooting at me.
Very difficult.
I have to be like the guy who's gonna do it too much.
It's finally in.
Wow.
How?
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
Five of that
Apologies
I'm actually my best I think we're reading shot at it. I
Think I forget how weighted to go down though sideways
sideways spin
Sideways spin goes really fast down
I just gotta not, like, gonna swing around when it lands.
Oh, I'm so far away. What the fuck?
Oh, I'm not bad at that. I wasn't even about to show you.
Fuck, man.
It's a J.
Wait, this is really close by. What the fuck?
Literally in front of us.
I think it's on top of the building.
Okay, he's probably still there right inside the camper.
have you heard him?
yes you shot me
come on, come on, come on upstairs
there's a good gun by the way
go on, go on
okay man
Wait wait wait, is that new go upstairs?
You want to get that gear bitch ass? I can only get one gonna forgot.
Should I use that?
I mean, what a dumb sliver.
Yeah, he steals my gun and then doesn't shoot with it.
He's got like 1v6 pretty much
Snipes snipe the swimmer I put him down with my helicopter steals my shit then doesn't help us
I mean I mean really I mean it's just lame. It's just that you're dumb fucker
What a fucker
I'm fucking a loser.
I can't afford a resin. I literally just can't.
So I'll have to do it for now.
I fucked my little outside, but we'll revive again.
Like a complete cock loader.
And yeah, gotta go back to fucking flying, stupid ass helicopter, very nice.
Yeah, pops the way, the guy flying pops, you don't shit, I'm sorry mate, you're not a good player.
And shoot, I was with my little Alps to get the gun!
the
I like flying low, also you don't have to wait an hour to drop down and land it.
You get enough to put the trees in and you're good.
Hey, Oreo, come take this guy's shit.
Oreo, the tarot.
Come here, put it around.
Yeah, I know you hear me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got a knife and everything, come on.
I was going to hurry up, but we got a dip.
I tell you, one more, one more.
of
the
death of
death of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh, we're getting some heavy levels here man.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Oh.
I'm doing the mags because if I do this, I mean at least I'll be done
What the fuck is happening man?
We got more, we got more, we got more.
I'm like a fucker fan. What does that even mean?
What is that, that bitch?
Dude, I'm just not, it's, it's so annoying, it's just so annoying.
I
Think is there Otero it is there zero point
72 miles
Where?
Are they crawling in the full area or are they maximum area?
Are they crawling in full area? Yeah, I mean, yeah, there's a lot of people who can do it.
I'm gonna go for the logs
I'm so asking I'm winning it
I'm getting a digit
I'm getting a little loot
I see nobody
Oh shit
next to me and I get shot first as I'm prone like fuck off
I look at it
look at it
What is it?
Dude.
I'm gonna say go and smoke all.
I mean I can't back down and smoke all my guys.
We're losing these people.
We're on the base, but at all or not?
Like, is this our own base?
That's grains.
Let's just think it up and we get the drill.
You need to steal the base.
Oh shit.
Can I find sight?
Inside.
I forgot how to go up there.
I
Alive of my teammates
Okay, I understand
I'm gonna bribe him
No, he's getting the retreating life right here. They got me into it. Yeah, it happens. Whatever
Well on the way, bro, yeah
And get a tower here
I'm capping the tower and then we'll get the drill
These guys are just sitting there
Falling me. Yeah, every fucking helicopter. I get into they get right next to you and then they fucking crash it
Actually
Every fucking time
Yeah, that's just annoying
I'm about to be broke well don't be broke
I'll be like that I don't think this is a code map is a check
I'm finding the objective, I mean, if you play behind the zone and pass the zone, you
You see it all.
Wow! Very useful player!
Under the bridge to the right between the savers.
Stay tight! I'm inbound!
Stay on the trunk, lad!
Excuse me, ma'am.
There's no superior back in this game.
There's some fucking enemies in this game.
What does N do?
I do.
I kept them hard.
We're losing the point right now as well.
Nobody!
I arrive.
You got the point?
I now agree, I said, you know we're falling at the end.
You get the point.
There are a lot of people that are not in it.
Coming in, I'm coming in.
They have one knife at it.
They have one more than we do.
I'm right next to you behind you okay watch out we're on the right and left just to shove it in the air for now
nice nobie
there's them, there's them
of
the
death of
death
Oh wow same, same guy, we will have thought.
Even if that place sniper is a matter, like the sniper that you saw in the game is completely
There's a lot of deep in the pockets, just loot my pockets!
Loot my pockets out of these shit man!
Here I am, here I am.
I didn't want to be rude, that's a different guy.
Thank you man.
When is he going to get the kill nails? I mean
Yeah, it is that made my graphics better. It's hard to find players like in my in my side
like a
black hole
Wait, I'm clear of ammo?
Seriously?
I'm dry.
I'm going down to my body.
Gotcha.
Nice.
I
So it's my right like literally directly on us, but I don't want to be inside the boats
But he's literally directly on the door, I don't mean when you get up just heal and then we'll pick him
ah
thank you man
yeah just take the backpacker
I can't go over here!
What world?
Okay, I'm gonna... are you okay?
Yeah, I'm gonna go over there.
Right next to yours I think.
I've lied it!
Yeah, I think so.
Well done.
They're gonna push out, they're gonna push out.
I'm gonna go
of
of
of
of
Uh, it's gonna be a thing, but if he gets pushed on me, he's gonna press that button.
Can't believe he pressed that or not.
Yep, they got him, like, perfect.
We're all dead.
Wait, really?
Yes, we're gonna gotta hold on.
Oh, he died, he died.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw him down on that kill button.
I'm gonna bribe him.
You'll musk the goat, man!
I mean, you never say you can go to the zone.
Like, this is just like the most random fight in the game.
We're gonna get pushed so bad here.
It's so crooked.
I
Do this you guys are very honest
Really looking down I mean really really yeah, this is absolutely awful
Is it body what we're doing the guys I need to be in the corner
He's I'm being a couple like the top corner or the guy's because aiming down that's a fucking crown
I mean you got me something
I'm not playing this fuck. I'm done with it. You keep playing it bro. I
Don't think it's for me. I don't afford I mean oh, okay
I'm gonna try brah. Maybe I'll build you a little game of good luck if I go better. Holy fucking shit
DPD, for what?
DPD for what?
I'm lying there, yeah, but it's not about being lying there though.
It's the fact that you're going up a staircase and you know there's enemy inbound, right?
There's top left, behind, and right side.
Being locked in at the ground is diabolical.
and it's diabolical
I mean, I mean, imagine you're looking at the ground
but I'm peaking at like a dangerous zone, I mean, you're a student
explain it
alright, good luck in your game, peace, peace
don't think I'm
Talk about a fucking it's not shouldn't game it not not because it's boring because it's never like a boring like it
I don't understand how it probably is to play talk about
Like you like you get into a lobby and it's ever either everybody drops gear or
The whole lobby snipers and it's like 100 v zero or it's like you can't actually play the game. I
Don't prefer it anymore. I used to go
I mean, this guy just like, he's not even deadlock, this is just a cut- this is just
called duty.
When you play with no woman's feet or anything you just walk around the map and you just
go, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
re-load it.
Bha Bha Bha Bha Bha Bha Bha Bha.
He likes sand, exactly.
I think this game would have probably done it even better if it looked different and didn't have such a mechanical bloat.
But, I mean, there's nothing for being dull.
It's an absolute mechanical bloat, fuckfest.
The most vicious good game on Siemens.
What makes a Val'kym?
I mean, I mean, it's, I mean.
It's not that it's more friendly because, um, shooters like that are hard to stick it.
They're hard to study because a lot of the skill and a lot of thinking a lot of things that happen in the game
You can't see them. That's the main problem with with shooters in general like especially ear shooters
Um, is that most of the things that are happening you can't see it. You can't appreciate it
It's hard to deliver a story for something you can't even pro players like
Oh, this is a very long way to love you, G
G
Wow, I see some oracles in here.
I mean I'm an entire queue about these guys.
But I was looped. E6 pre-patch.
And it isn't like E5.
Hey guys, what's happening? Yikes.
I have a thousand games in this game and...
Like losing the face is my name on the game sites ever. This is my name in the game sites all stream of course
I don't watch this game
I'm kind of a tumor about this this game I
I'm playing it but I think it's very unwatchable.
It's gonna, how would I say?
I don't know what I'm trying to say, but it's just hard to watch it.
I think it's a mobile, there's so much going on and not enough time to tell the story.
They need to remove the further down in this game like what they gotta do
They need to cut the buildings down by 30% and make the skybox about like that tall
The flyers make the game so unwatchable and playable. It's just boy makes it boring. It's boring. It's boring
Nobody likes playing against a fucking
Like
Lashes that's not pushing the ground for hours like fucking cracking your skull looking up like this like like your dinner has glitched
What I mean that's that's how to captain
Just uh, why am I bearing what can you do?
Good trade actually, that was a good trade.
To the graph melee! But yeah, I'm playing on Braves, like everything is in the graph melee. They got me, they got me, they got lucky.
If they were still to the graph and then why would the guy fucking dash out of it then?
Explain it.
I think as a viewer having its by far the most entertaining robot to work with, maybe I'm Pepega.
There's a lot, there's a lot, a lot of, like, nothing happens a lot, you know what I mean?
Again, we'll come to a standstill some time.
I mean, this would be more like objective, but just small things to do, like just boxes
and fucking Buddha's is not crazy.
Why, is this the thing that you're getting at?
with me
I can't kill her
coming down, coming down
so what?
we need to make a good team
that's good
who was my lane partner earlier?
was it not Sheva?
I was against Sheva
We set him?
I need more boxes.
Ah, we can kill them in.
Yeah, it's what he does. You know what? It's not even that my melee was whatever.
This guy, it's one of his rotators. He does case, he does case, remove case, dash fairy.
It's like he's burning butter. Not why I get a spedty death. And use that asm.
or engage you
I mean, kind of
I guess
Looking for
Uh, can we get green buffy?
I think we have probably a lot
Oh, green, yummy
I got it, I got it
I see Venator!
What was this game?
Most general, you have to go to a lot of chores.
This game, the chores are more and more boring too.
I see Venator!
It's very chore-heavy.
I
Do the laundry boxes farm boxes the waves farm boxes waves farm earn it boxes waves farm sinners
Really stop you
Well, I don't know if it was as well, but I mean, I don't know, this is like a bit more
That's what I do.
I'll push the line there. I see him, I see him.
Well, League is simple. At least League has two major objectives throughout the game.
This game, the urn is not really an objective.
I mean, and the rift is a one-side objective for those who are losing the game.
Like, it is so broken when you're in the game, people that, well, when you're winning, you're not gonna fucking win.
The earn is kind of whatever, it's like a little bit of money.
I could dive him, but it's kind of a skeet and I don't like it, I feel like they're in the middle of the town.
On paper we could dive next wave.
Ready to make them
fucking pussy
Hey buddy!
Yo nice aim buddy
There was a level 1 camera there
Everybody know
Survive that
You'd want to miss play I should have known I was gonna get ganked by the other lane
I should I mean I should have known and who wouldn't know that a
Green Walker is under a truck of misplay buddy. You're fucking bro. Bro. You're like alchemist rank
Brother you're like fucking dirt brick, but you're fucking brick from the savannah. You're like a fucking buddy. You're much fish
You're gravel
the game is not hard enough to watch it has less things to understand and there's less
fundamentals understand that's a mobile at the end of the day so
it's kind of weird is that you can't really quantify whether a game is hard
or not it's gonna harder it would be in the most in the type of hardest games
possible because there's a lot of things that the master but a lot of not a lot
of like unique skill that is particularly game except for like movement on the
walls and shit
I mean why do you find yourself reaching for deadlock over any other moba game or game
in general of steam if it's semi-floored or too heavy?
Okay, so MOBA, that's also a shooter.
It's not a lot of games like that.
Actually, there's just none of them.
There's uh...
Let's get this freaking tower.
I guess smite.
Like it comes closer, I guess
But I mean slight is slight
Where
really really you're fucking loser there's just no way right
what a fucker
doesn't join the game when it holds the fucking silver tail I mean really that's
This is a special
Kills are very low in the game, but it's just this is Michael
He's got to be intentional at this point
There's a defense one you have this as a major defense
I mean it's 10% like 9%
All right
Hogan one that's the way for free. I mean it's just lame and I don't know to tell you
So one has the whole way and then the push is completely canceled
I think it's like a broken ass puck, but like somehow more broken than puck.
I don't know what they're doing, they're just doing damage I guess, I'm fucking annoying.
Fuck it's um
Just sell skins then
You better make bank of the streamer
Dude
That's nice
I see shit
I'm not gonna end this
Are you taking?
Our devils are in
It's insane like it like Lily you meant over one one wall back center your movements your
bad your bad buddy you're fucking all chemistry buddy you are fucking but your wall brick
Rank you're talking to your brick rank your wall brick rank
Nice.
Let's see if we get the A to the H.
H, H, H, H, H.
She's in them.
Boardway is under attack.
H to the side.
Wow, that's unlucky.
What the? What the?
Hello? Is that normal?
I mean the guy's going way too fast he has a fucking smoke bomb movement speed and they'll
Making a mistake by a matching us in farming
Like we're down my 70 souls what the fuck
I know what happened to ours or down there
Blue yeah, I'm gonna yeah
I'm gonna do a game, we'll go to him, mid boss now, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Fuck the green wave we don't have any
a green walker is under attack
wow more than a zealot as well that's insane
I just got a bad first hit.
I should have done that earlier.
I'm just gonna jump in here and we have to move on back.
I need a gunner to get in here.
I'm out.
Oh, that was a crazy escape, what?
Fucking baron.
I defend it or
That shit fuck you fuck you
That's a real shit moment that you know when I'm not doing box. I'm just doing a real shit moment
I cook your shit your rank is what you're like it's like it fly where you are fly your mosquito you bore your right
insects
I
Rejuvenate what?
I
Caused that like that. I'm a I cause all these kills
that these are the winner of criminality for his players is up by 900% about other humans
get 900%
sounds like Kevin bro oh i found the criminal
I mean, he wanted to be fancy, he's dead for it.
I mean, this is the hug of my Gary, I'm not alone.
This 7-G has like 30k farm, maybe even more.
I really need Scourge, I think, Gary.
Once I get Scourge in, and some survivability a little bit more, I'll delete the 1v6.
Luthano's here for the coming straights.
Some of my buddy's coming to Blandos though.
That's usually just for the friends.
Some real shit.
I'm yellow now, proceed at your own risk, she's in here, she's going down, she might
This is a schruger
Hello, Mr. Cow. This is my
Is that a Skargi?
Wow, that's a long time.
Let's
Frippings go, dude.
Much love, excuse me, and I'll
I
Can't get out of that thing
They've got expansion
Yeah, yeah, hopefully we don't lose fucking three walkers and two shrines this
Shit
Two ship and Vendor on the stairs
Take the length of this. Pull him up
Can I get that place?
I need this
I think this is a random run.
Thank you.
This could be a trap.
I mean, I could figure it out.
We got it.
Yeah, we got it.
Explanate.
Yeah, that's on the winner.
That's all good.
Maybe we have to just realize it.
I died like a fool.
It's fine.
If I don't do the more I heal up.
Like, genuinely, I would do it for 7, but I'm more impactful and it helps me
more survive and it helps them do more damage in turn.
Like, it's in the winner.
I'm lying like it says it says um you think we're gonna damage Delta 84% like I like I need the AP
I'm ready by cursive ever I think hers is a bit too strong
I forget since I made a new walker I play punch-a-brains at low ranks but it's a little bit harder at higher ranks
It's too one-dimensional and it's too like one go at a time
You end up not really achieving that much
I got last one
I think they got one kill but I mean
I think you need to have rounds and get more than just getting one kill
He hurts man, it's gonna hurt.
I put one in street ball and I'm not in the right position.
Little bit of a simple game, you know?
Dude, I'm bugging him.
Yeah, cool, man.
why can he destroy the whole way in one combo like that like how is that fun for the players
End of the skaters legs
Yeah
Yep. I'm on it. I mean I have no good image. I mean what do I do? Let's try my buddy.
I'm out of the best team in the world.
Yeah!
I'm sorry for anyone who's trying to stop me.
That's good.
Me and my guys.
The game's over.
I mean, we're like almost ready to get hit.
What you got on this hitter is insane.
I had to bust it.
It's unfortunate, but it's kind of like a best in slot.
But Skrug is so good, I usually build it before.
You can see items and money.
I prefer getting a Skrug over Witchmail,
unless they have a craze out of AP.
As in like, so damage-added that you can't collect a game.
Is that a game where you do so much damage or you can't even get the middle damage, like you just die?
I'm coming.
I see.
Fuck.
Okay.
I got buried! I'm gonna die! Just let me through.
I cancelled my ult.
I'm lucky.
You're over here. Over here.
Over here.
There's three of you on the green side.
I got juked with the item, I guess.
I wanna do that, I wanna do that.
Well it's not like mine hard, like if you're not, if you're literally one inch off the ground and the charges complete, I'll just get out, I'll just get out.
That's my ball.
I'm here, I'm here, we'll get right there.
That's not good.
That might mean the boss, but I have my soul, so I can save it.
Yeah, I'm gonna run the 7. You should be okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Just don't get afflicted.
I mean, I'm getting 100% no chance I dodged a push in here.
I get unsavable, you're fine.
It didn't even hurt.
Oh, no!
I'm insane.
Nice.
Stop for 8 seconds.
We're just ready. We're just ready.
Oh, he's gonna crash.
I mean, I'm a little one-piece thing at this game, I'm a- actually- I mean, they entered
a prime blandos match, I mean, you can do it, you can't win it.
So, that melee on the sub by Geertz is disgusting.
I know I can use pattern on the wider this thing, but sometimes melee stops at the fucking
at the stem and sometimes it doesn't stop at all and sometimes it stops in the middle
It's always the vendors. I mean the vendors, who knows.
Ah, I'm very bothered with him.
Oh my god.
you got you you you you really one inch from the border
I think I'm gonna lose the game
I think there's one
Oh, jeez, fuck it
He's up, backstabbing
He's gonna destroy the two of them
Okay, let's go
Excuse me
I'm gonna shout out to Rufus
I'm gonna shout out Rufus
She is man, we're gonna fucking five shutouts per game, blow her up last.
What a day to be Lash.
The fact that the game was even put me in the top three is crazy.
I mean it's just insane, it's just insane.
But I'm present everywhere.
I'm like the, bro, I'm the centerpiece.
I'm the centerpiece.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Um, yeah. Until tomorrow.
Yep. Go Jack.