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and Rami saying something for me to believe it.
Unless it's like in the moment about some cops
or something like that, because of like,
and then like the one-sided story shift
that's like kind of narrative that's getting told while.
Yeah, Chad, I got to check.
Do you want to go into like actual power?
I have no power.
Like I don't have anything to say to guys like this.
Chad, I have no power.
Like, like, call out all the power
or any other admin and shit like that.
Like guys, I'm more or less, I only get feedback
that it doesn't show like that.
and I told you this in my involvement,
when I saw them back in China,
was mostly helping out with some marketing shit,
some ideas, some feedback, some features.
It was mostly core mechanics, slash whatever,
just overall marketing shit, right?
And that was kind of just, this is what I saw and ended.
I don't have any power,
and I can't give or remove prior,
I can't kick people, whatever.
Like that, and that was my design as well.
Like that was my designer.
I didn't ask to be, to be not be any,
adding powers from the rip.
Like I asked for that.
And I said that the day that I got signed
and people said cap it,
and he says, I'll say cap it.
Like, like, I don't know what I gotta do,
like to prove it then.
I said the day of that I would have to lose zero power
and that would not change.
And I still have that exact same stature.
And it's like, and it annoys me when people like discredit that
because nothing has changed.
He tried to call, everything is fine, okay, well there you go, bye, what have I been talking about?
Hello Mr. Calhoc, you're all...
What the fuck are we talking about?
... healthy, wish the family well, fire season is over, shout out my firefighter, Ghandis.
Let's get a welcome to the...
My foot was also such as that I was a little bit embarrassed because I had some ADMs up in it, ever since the whistle storm,
it was overwhelming that I just didn't want to deal with it and I just didn't get any DMs.
BMS. So then I saw his DM letter, like, I had a full road BMS and I genuinely, I just
didn't give it to anybody. It was just been too busy, just been too busy. So I had nothing
to do with him. Catch others in DMs and DMs that are like, that are, I mean, all I did
was a high-priorile, but still, and in the beginning I answered, just because it's too
much, it's too much. I had nothing to do with them. So Paul doesn't respond to them, but
I don't know where this is coming from
I'm not trying to scot jam, but I think he's trying to scot, I'm trying to hard to be trying
to scot, in a sense.
I feel like it's like a, am I wrong?
He still like trying to scot, like trying to make a try scot song.
I feel like this is a pretty good criticism of it.
Yeah, that's right.
Um, yeah, that's the kind of show that's got exactly him.
What's this one?
When I had my conversation with him,
he said that based off all the evidence that he's seen,
What the fuck is this?
Everything that he heard, he felt that she was guilty
and felt that at the time, she was not,
I should say not guilty for a reason of insanity.
He felt that she was saying when she did it.
And that's exactly what he told me.
I don't want to put other jurors on, you know,
on blasters, enough of that going on right now.
He did say things got heated in the jury room.
And once he speaks, I'll let him, you know, confirm more.
I don't know why there's any like,
like criticism of juries like that.
Like, I'm just, I'm just confused.
I'm always, I'm always in the,
I know how the law works.
You're asking to do your duty, okay?
You sit down, you read some shit, you listen to some shit,
then they're asking you your opinion.
Why don't they get mad about it
and they're putting you later on?
I mean, buddy, they ask some guys opinion
after reading it and listening,
and he's gonna give us opinion.
I mean, there's no wrong ones.
There are no wrong ones.
It's just one of things.
Big on what he heard.
I mean, it is what it is.
This guy is lying out of his house.
He gave coil a hundred K just to add some force in guy to the blacklist.
He also tried to get me fired for making small talk about his Minecraft record.
He said things got heated in the jury room.
And you know, um, jurors were not agreeing, some agreeing, some not agreeing, but he said
From day one, that he always felt that she was guilty
and he never displayed or said anything about reasonable doubt.
That was one of the reasons why he put the water bottle
on the table with the string attached to it.
And to tell them, hey,
this is what she probably did to her children.
Yeah, I'm the major editor.
I mean, I'm the major editor.
I'm the guy you walk around with.
What boy mentality do I know LL?
Well, Jeff, at the same time though,
I mean, it's impossible in this scenario
like this where you would get a jury
that would agree on all guilty.
I mean, it would never happen.
So the only way to see any sort of thing
that it would be not guilty by reason of anxiety,
like it just won't happen.
Based on the worst case that they try to prosecute,
it would never happen.
So it just, this is literally just a waste of time,
let's be honest.
Yeah.
Freaking, come on the way out here.
I know this is it.
That's this.
Am I one more thing?
Yeah.
I want to donate.
Sixty, six months, sex, Q, C, L, hope.
Like, actually.
What then?
No, I swear to God.
I think this is like the coolest.
I've wanted to donate for a while, but I mean, after seeing the tour too, this is like
the coolest.
I think what you do is awesome.
You meet the Boomer food.
Oh, cool. Anything else that?
Or not.
Jason!
What?
What?
I didn't know when it was like the good time to do it.
I don't know.
I figured we're wrapping up.
That's cool.
Very nice.
Um...
Yeah, anything else?
Holy shit, why they swarming you?
What the fuck?
Oh, yeah, of course. Do you guys do some set up for something?
I had some show but I was sitting in my room and I closed it, but that's good.
Yeah, well I didn't close it. I closed one kind of it.
Okay. Just don't share your screen. Yeah, yeah.
Just to play it safe. Yeah, and then what? Let me do it.
Open brave. Yeah. Bang.
Yeah, wait. Want me to join that?
Yeah, join.
scary this is so that they like when they did a tournament they can like see
your camera and all that. Oh yeah, we're doing like a test run.
Dude, continue to run. I think they're just running it while they do this.
Like this? Okay, that should be good. Now go to the second tap.
Yes, dude. There's a third tap in that close up right here.
So I'll just give you a minute or a break on something.
What's up? Yeah. Yeah, you can take the controls.
There's a key to open the old tap, right?
Does it key to Alts tab?
Does it key to open the old tab?
It's probably this.
Is it?
We might need to log in again though.
Yeah, Alex will have to log in again.
Sorry guys.
No, sorry, I checked in again.
That's 4 PM on adopting.
You know what I'm saying?
i think it's not going to happen, it's not going to happen in a couple of weeks and it's like just like prepping some shit
yeah it's a coaching session
yeah
so I'm playing about a big poker tournament with the soda and shit and
do you want to come up?
um...
and I'm opposing and like give me a little bit of coaching because I'm dodging it
I'm trying to make sure
I'm not sure
I'm going to propose it and want me to how to play this shit
and hopefully win against everybody else
I got it
I'm a quick learner so it's all good
i get the best
yeah, nobody would think this guy might be a reflective gladiator
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I got it, I got it, thank you.
Last thing, sorry, put the break again.
Yeah.
Share a tab.
Go to the first tab.
Yeah.
And then share.
Share, sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then choose, let's close the extra tab so we know which one to press on, sorry.
Yeah.
Close that tab.
Yeah, now we know the correct one to share.
And then being.
Boom.
And then you're good.
Yep.
and we can just close these this you can put away just this yeah so you don't
have to worry about anything oh yeah right put down a screen and then you can
show it yeah like anything I if you want you can wait to show later but I
think that should be fine okay I am you know can I show this camera as well yeah
But um, okay. Yo, what's up?
Hey, how's it going, man?
How do you want me to call you?
Uh, just Doug. Doug's good.
Okay, sorry. Um, I'm French and whenever I see that, uh, these letters, right?
I was a do get, and I don't know.
That's fine, man. That's fine.
Okay, Doug, Doug. Hello, Doug.
Now, um, can you, um, just, just for my chat game,
ask just, just a little intro, like, uh, like, where are you and what,
and what you do so that everybody knows they want on the same page?
Yeah, that's a good man. So my name is Doug Polk. I am one of the best poker players in the world. I won three World Series poker bracelets
I'm also one of the lead pros for World Poker Tour. So I'm pretty much everything poker. I do YouTube videos
I've done a bunch of streams do basically everything poker man, but I've won everything big you can really win other than I guess the main event
And yeah, yeah, it's kind of a background on me. Yeah, I mean, that's that's how I've been intro
So super cool.
All right, yeah, sorry.
Cause I was gonna like thrown into the,
you can like, like, like threw in into the lines
then in other sense, like, cause I just woke up
and I'm like, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Well, four PM wake up.
That's great.
Living a good life.
Good clean out.
No, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
All right, what was I gonna say?
I'll just say, yeah.
So the main event that's gonna happen in what?
Like a couple weeks ago, right?
I mean, event just happened like a month ago
or something like that.
But that's every year in summer in Vegas,
like the biggest poker tournament in the world, basically.
But that's probably, you're going to be playing,
you're going to be playing very different.
Okay, and what am I doing?
Okay, so basically you're playing a heads up tournament.
So just to break it down,
you're going to be playing with seven other creators,
influencers, people that have no poker background whatsoever.
And you're going to be duking it out with them
for a large prize pool where every round you advance,
you make more money.
Yeah, it's like it's like pod champs for chess, but this is poker champs for poker sick. All right easy
So I played a little bit before right and um, I
Feel like
Is it gonna be 1v1's or just like a full like full temple? It's all gonna be 1v1
We call it we call it heads up heads up poker. Yeah, you're seeing the movie rounders
Yes, is that the one with the
Yeah, I forgot, but yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like the Russian mob boss in the basement
and he like has to play for like his life basically to get out. Great movie. Got Matt
Damon just absolutely awesome. It's like the only good poker movie basically, but that
format is called heads up and that's exactly what you're going to be playing. So you want
to get amped up. You can always check out rounders again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Amped
up. Okay. Okay. Um, I feel there's some people in there that are like, like they're gonna
know more. They're going to know more about like poking and they make it seem to be, you
know what I just did? I should have coaching session with Tyler one yesterday, right? And
I think you're going to be okay.
He's just new. People are new to poker is the game. It's kind of easy to learn, but
it's super hard to get good at. So we tried to put together a field where it's not going
to have anyone too, too great. I think Bo Tez, she knows she plays poker. She's good. But
Everyone else should be pretty much on the same level field, I think.
All right, Ferf.
I mean, I played before.
I played when I was a little bit younger.
But heads up is like, in my opinion, for me, it's like, it's something I'm the best at
compared to like when it's like a full table and a little bit worse that.
Like, it's like my, it's like really hot and cold in a sense, like it's like, it's, it's
either really good or really bad.
Yeah, that is gambling.
Yeah. Oh yeah. What's going on? I go play. I either win or I lose. What's up with that?
Okay. Okay. Okay. True. True. True. True. True. True.
I mean, here's the thing. Like when, when you hit good hands, poker always seems easy
because you just, you just like, oh, this is so, this is great. I have a full house.
This guy's going all in. I'm, I'm amazing. And then whenever you have like a pretty good hand
and your opponent goes all in and you don't know what to do, that, that's when it gets really hard.
And so it's always going to feel like, I mean, I'm sure it's like that, you know,
I don't know what games you play, but like, you know, whatever games you play, you're gonna have games where everything clicks and some that don't, right?
So they're kind of like anything like when it's easy. It's easy when it's hard. It's really hard
Okay, so I
I want to kick it off with a couple things real quick
So just I want to get like a like a little little background like on your poker play
So I know you played in that big stream of mr. Beast a few years back
Ninja wouldn't that one Tom Duane was in that one. There's a bunch of like celebrity people in that one
But I want to know so like with poker are you gonna you know the hand rankings, right?
Yeah, I know how my games
Okay, hold on
like
Pop quiz what wins a straight or a flush off flush, okay, but we're ready. You got this shit
I believe in you. That's the kind of answer. Oh, it's gonna take you down. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, okay
so the straight I think is is directly under and
And it's a way it's full house that follows better. No
I just got this yeah
So it's okay, so I at least be tell the one Charlie and now we need to start thinking about the other problems
There's a bunch of other ones right like yeah, I think both are pretty good
I think what they've been doing for a few years, right and they play chess to discuss carry
Do I just players through that that is true. All right, so here's my third week a day
I got it. I got a couple hands that you played on the show that I wanted to pull up and show with the chat and
Talk to you about trying to give you some tips
Then I want to walk you through just briefly. I'll show you kind of what like good poker looks like mathematically
I won't make that too long because it's gonna bore people and then I wanted to have
You jump in and you said you already played somebody
What I mean? I mean I played before I played a bunch of bunch of
not a bunch but like a
Like a good amount, but like nothing crazy like I used to play like I'm like one dollar to dollar
Okay, yeah, so here's what we're gonna do after we do those two things
We're gonna I have a an opponent waiting to practice here
And we'll have you join them and play them a practice game and then I'll watch you play and give you some tips
We'll go through stuff and then that way you kind of have a better feel for what the format would be like
It's a sun good. Yeah. Yeah. I'm right. I'm right. Yeah, actually you're prepared in this school, right?
Yeah, I'm ready dude. Well, I should be. I am your coach. If I wasn't prepared, we would be in trouble.
Alright, so let's kick this off with a, I can share my screen here, right? Is that possible? I can share my screen.
Let's go to this one.
I will check your screen.
Can you see this?
Let me check real quick. Is that distinct to show your camera? And the player is like hidden.
in this I think that I'm going to want if I could pop out both you know I'm gonna do
that I'm gonna do like this and I'm gonna show your screen right yeah okay and then
put you maybe not as small okay sounds good and remove the top one back fish
But what is this all the yeah, yeah, this is the one that you play a few years ago
And I saw a couple hands in here that I thought would be good to
To kind of run through really quick and talk about that's cool
interesting, okay, um
Well, I will say no I was a hold on what now before you cook me. I know you're gonna do I know
The glasses was for swag, okay, I didn't know they were reflective, okay, and
And, um, yeah, whatever, man, I, I don't think I was impatient a lot because I was, I was only going to be there for a few hours. Okay.
And I wanted to make some content and be in and have some fun. And I wasn't getting a lot of good hands. Okay. So I was like, I was like going way too, way too in, but I go ahead.
Whatever.
I like that. By the way, you're like, before you cook me, my outfit was not good. No, I'm just kidding.
No, that, no, that's really crazy.
Are you, are you gonna put me on the screen too, by the way?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm trying to do the chat. How do you make it so that it's like, um, he's bigger.
Is that what I do that? Back in the days, you used to be able to.
Oh, I got it. Boom. Is that better?
Way better, way better. Okay. So we have two hands.
We're going to run through and review them. But before we do it, one sec,
I brought back, right?
Look, look, look what you've got now tell you what chair that is.
I go ahead.
No, I want you to say the actual words that he is using when I had that chair.
Yeah, it's the bus chair.
Exactly.
Why does it when I had to share it's the dirty bus chair when he stop it, you got no way
you got that shirt.
I had to look a little more stylish, I just feel better.
I feel like I'm ready to just, you know, win some hands,
make some money, you know, play some big pop poker.
This is the look of a high roller chat to the chat.
This is what a real high roller looks like.
Yeah, true, true aura.
All right.
Okay, kids.
All right.
So let's, let's jump into it.
Should we, should we get into this hand?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
We shall, we shall, we shall.
All right, let's do it.
Okay.
So, can you hear this or not?
You probably can't, can you?
I can, I can, I can.
You can't?
Okay.
First hand, oh wait, hold on. Did I pull the wrong hand up?
Did I start off the wrong one? Oh Jesus. All right, let's go the other hand. I know this one's right.
All right, so
In this hand you had ace jack, okay, right and
I'll tell you what, it gets to you on the button
You decided to call. Can you kind of walk me through your thought process on why we called here?
um
Well, well, um, I don't know how the, how it went on the, on the button is, um, is that right before the blinds?
Exactly. It's the last position before the two blinds.
Okay. So I should at least force like a three B.B. here, right? Pretty much or what? What do you think I should do?
Well, the reason why I did it is because I was last and I don't remember how much they bedded, but I just, I just wanted to slip by it, right?
I just wanted to pass like just get through
This is a great poker tip, okay? You can take this with you for forever. It will never be a bad tip if
Nobody has raised yet. Yeah, you want to play yeah raised
Because look at this garbage these guys have you have ace jack ace jack is a real hand. That's a it's not amazing hands
Not aces. It's not it's not pocket 10. It's not it's not like a top top hand
But it is a good hand you have an ace with a good kicker
So you either want to get people out or you want to make them pay to stay in
Does that make sense? Okay, you're using words that are like very good. I think you're a good teacher
Like I like that
Like simplifying the thinking process and a few words like if you want them to stay
Pay money or get outs, right?
Yeah, you see yeah
So your hand again like if they all fold and you win you're fine with that
You didn't even have a great hand, you know, you knocked them out
But if they call I mean look at what these guys have they have King 10 8 6 and 4 deuce
It almost doesn't even get worse than for that's almost a possible hand. So
So we want to bump it up. We want to make it, you know in this situation
You probably want to make it a thousand or fifteen hundred this game was crazy
You could have made it more but if no one has raised in poker
Yeah, you want to play raise with whatever you got even if you want to bluff just raise and go after them
All right, cool. Let's get let's get to the flop here. So one more. Pause. Please. What's up? One more. Pause it. You said another tip. You said another tip before. There was another line that you said that was very good.
Right before this one. You said anything that was very insightful. I forgot what it was. About raising or which thing?
I think it was for raising, I think. Yeah. Yeah, so okay. So generally, so this format is going to be different than what you're going to play in the challenge. Right.
So in the challenge you're gonna be playing heads up and heads up you have to play a lot of hands
You got to play good hands. You got to play bad hands. You have to play everything in this format
There's nine people. Yeah, and I watched this game this game did not play like a normal poker game
That's for sure
But when there are nine people the champ somebody has a really good hand is much higher
Yeah, so you got you got to fold a lot of hands, but when you do play you play aggressive you go after people
Oh, I
I swear last pause before with any, um, take, I'm here for you.
I got you.
My worry about that was that, um, does that lead, lead hints other players that
when you play, you have something really good.
And then, um, they can just kind of fold whenever you get in.
And then since you're only playing a few hands, then it's like you're predictable
or not.
That's a really, that's actually a great question.
So you're already going to the next level, which is perfect.
I love to hear that.
The way that you balance that is sometimes you raise some hands that aren't great.
So you might have a hand that's like 8-6 suited and you raise that and if they all think you have a really good hand
They fold then you win the pot with eight high or if you have you know like
Queen Jack you might do that or if you have something like King nine suited, you know King nine of hearts
The way that you play is you want to make your good hands and your bad hands look the same
because then they don't know and that's the really the art of poker is
is making your good hands and your bad hands look the same so that your
opponent doesn't know what to do because if you always have good hand you're
easy to play against. If you bluff all the time like Mr. Beast on this show, you're
easy to play against. The really good players they're in the middle and you
just don't know. They probably have a good hand but they might be bluffing you
and that's the zone you want to be in. Yeah, everything's clicking and it's
getting into motion. I'm ready. Awesome. Okay, cool. All right, let's go to the
flop here. Alright, so let's just let's just pause here for a sec. So someone bets 400,
which is a very small bet. And you decide to raise. Can you kind of walk me through what
you're thinking here? Well, was the flop shown or what happened here? Yeah, the box in the
bottom right corner. Oh, it's actually blocking you. That's why. Yeah, I'll go back. I got
I got you, I got you.
Okay, cool.
Well, okay, so I raise because, okay, I think that since I, I want to just pass by now,
like I want to signal that like, oh, this is good for me without too much of a cost.
I know how much I raised for.
Yeah.
Right.
And I just wanted to like test the, test the reaction based off of the like, does somebody,
Does one of them have maybe trips or something like that?
And then they would probably either call or go way higher
and then I would fold them, right?
That's kind of my, and if no one did anything,
then I think I should see more cards.
That was my thinking.
That's actually, honestly, so I had two hands,
the other one, I'll have to pull up separately,
but that's pretty good logic.
The only thing I would say here is someone already did bet,
even though they bet small.
Yeah.
So it's kind of hard to say what that means,
Overall, I actually like how you played this because you raise the flop. You don't have a queen
But if you had a queen you would want to raise right?
Yeah, so you're kind of doing exactly what we talked about pre-flop
But here on the flop and I do like this play you have an ace and a jack
You know you have some cards kind of around the queen
I don't mind that and then if somebody calls, you know that they have a queen so you can really just give up
I think you played this hand. Well, I like this one. Yeah
And then you get called from Phil Helmuth now the funny thing about this hand
that his cards didn't pick up so we actually don't know what he had. Yeah.
Yeah.
Phil calls.
He has the best hand here, almost always.
There's plenty of them.
Turns of nine.
So I'll just quickly say here, you could sometimes bluff the turn.
Because in this situation, you will sometimes
have a queen or a full house.
And the turn does create some draws.
Now people can have two spades.
They could have a straight draw.
It's very unlikely your opponent has those things
because he called your raise.
So I like giving up here, but you could bluff off the queen.
Really?
Yeah, okay, because I like the way you're thinking
because I was gonna go either you give up here
or you just snap call all in, like just fucking.
Because I think in a one-to-one like this, right?
If he has anything good, right?
I feel like all in is, he's full here, no?
If he has anything.
All in's too big.
Generally speaking, it's another good rule, right?
Once there's a flop out there,
and this is a very general rule,
it will certainly be rolling in places,
but it's a good guideline.
You mainly want about two thirds of the pot.
That's a good, healthy bet.
If you bet too much smaller than that,
you kind of keep people in with a bunch of hands.
If you bet too much bigger than that,
all of a sudden, if your pond does have good hands,
it gets too expensive.
Two thirds pot is really your sweet spot.
That's kind of where you do the best.
The only exception to that is on the flop.
If you want to go for about a third of the pot,
that's good.
Like on Queen, Queen, Seven, this board's a good example.
If you bet one third pot on the flop,
there are no draws on Queen, Queen, Seven, right?
Can't have a flush draw, can't have a straight draw,
can't have any of those draws.
So unless he has a seven or a queen,
he's gonna probably just have to fold.
So I'd give you a rule of thumb,
one third pot on the flop and then two thirds pot
turn of river are just great bet sizes to use whether you have a good hand or you're bluffing
basically you're making the um you're making the next card cost too much for them to even just
about a cost too much right exactly but and it still gives it so when you have good hands you
can win a big pot by the river right you're still building that pot right and then when you're bluffing
you still have a pretty good price so that's usually kind of the sweet spot is about two-thirds
spot but noted but I think nothing else but I'm thinking those on the top and all
that just a mission great great great life is not working all right so you
check back the turn I think that's good and let me give you a little a little
piece of advice when you're playing Phil Hamuth okay it seems like you may
know this already but Phil Hamuth is a straight shooter all right when Phil
He'll help me if that's the river.
He's got it.
He's not business.
Yeah.
He's not playing around.
I'm getting flush here.
Yeah, so the flush you get in right, there's three spades now.
But he's never really going to have three spades.
He's going to have a queen or a full house.
He might occasionally bluff.
We don't know what he had this hand, I don't think.
He could have a seven and try to turn it into a bluff.
That would be a pretty good play.
I like these two.
If you have a king, he'd probably just fold the flop because the other thing you remember
in this hand that's going to be different than the format you're playing, there are
so many people, right?
There was five people on the flop.
So if Phil has just a king high on the flop, is a bet and a raise, you can't really call
with just a king.
It's too likely someone has a queen or a seven.
If they have a queen, you're just dead.
So he bet 5,000 and then you think things over.
I like you kind of stared him down here too.
That was pretty funny.
Yeah, you end up making the phone.
So you made a good play.
All right, that was a good one.
All right.
So what's going on?
He's not going to show his E.
I don't think he shows.
What's really weird about this hand
is that it didn't show his cards, which is very rare.
It almost always shows their cards.
And let me just grab the timestamp on this other hand,
because there's one other hand I wanted to look at
that I thought was really interesting.
No, I think he had pocket times.
You know that?
No, I just met that up.
You're just thinking, my ass.
I mean, that would actually kind of make sense.
OK, it's at 7.45 in this.
745. All right, here we go. Okay. No, this is not 745. It's a different video. Maybe
I'm less prepared than I thought. All right, let's, let's just do this. Let's just jump
in and let's like look at some actual poker stuff. Yeah, yeah. And we'll go from there.
So let me just change screen over here. Actually, let's do like this. Okay, so before we even
do that, I want to, I want to just like do one concept really quick. Yeah. So this is
kind of like just a good general framework for poker. Really all poker hands kind of
boil down to four different categories, okay? Yeah. Category one are good hands. Ace is pre-flop,
you know, ace, king pre-flop, jacks pre-flop, two pairs. Obviously when you hit flushes
and straights, full house and stuff like that, you're really good hands. You want to play
those aggressively. The second category are pretty good hands. Like, you know, maybe you
have, like for example, you said pocket tens, maybe you have pocket tens on a board that's
That's like Queen 8-4, right?
Your hands pretty good.
It's not great.
When you have the second category, usually you want to play slow.
You want to check, maybe call if they bet, but you don't want to build the pot because
if the pot gets really big, all of a sudden your hand's not going to be good.
Yeah.
Okay.
So what was the, uh, uh, category one was good hands, second one was what?
It was like a decent hands, okay hands, pretty good hands.
Anything in like the middle, anything where you feel like you, you could win.
You might win, you might, you might even be a favorite to win,
but you don't feel so good about your hand that you want to build the pot.
You kind of want to pot control.
That's usually like this is like, okay.
The third category is the most fun category, at least for me.
These are, are bluffing hands and they're usually going to be when we have
straight draws and flush draws, right?
Like if you have 10, nine, and the board is Jack, eight, three or something.
Yeah, you have an open and straight draw.
You play it aggressive.
You play it like those same category one hands that we talked about,
the good hands, and you bet, you raise, you build the pot, because then either you hit
your hand and you have a great hand and you want to put all your money in, or you miss
your hand and you can bluff them.
And then that way it goes back to the question you asked me before where, well, won't they
know I have a good hand?
You take your category three hands and you pair them with the category one hands, and
then you're unpredictable.
They don't know if you have a draw, they don't know if you have three of a kind, they don't
know if you have aces.
They don't know.
Okay.
And the fourth category are just your piece of shit hands.
They just suck those ones.
You just get, you can just give up the only exception to that is if you get to the river
and you have a terrible hand, usually you just have to bluff because you could have
good hands.
So if you get to the river and you've got seven, eight high, usually you should just
go for it and hope that they fold.
All right.
I'm just going to get cool.
All right.
All right.
And I want to kind of show you a visualization of this.
Just another question. The bluffing hand is that I'm guessing that you just want to get by, right?
If they're giving you checks, I think you just check that you can see some cards are free, right?
Like you're looking for some value here, right?
Yeah, so when your hand's really bad,
usually you have other hands you want to bluff with,
or you'll have
or you'll have good hands you want to bet. When your hand's really bad,
it doesn't have enough going for it to want to bluff and
And it also at the same time could hit a pair and win, right?
Yeah.
So if you check, you give yourself a chance to check and win that pot by improving.
So let me just see here.
What is this?
OK, I think it's this one.
Is this going to work?
OK.
All right, cool.
And I got my new profile name in the top right here just so that we can clearly know that this is, in fact, not you.
OK, I got you.
I'll put you down here.
Exactly. Okay. So, um, I just want to visualize this.
This is going to get really nerdy for a second,
but I just want you to see it and then we'll jump into you actually playing some
poker. Yeah. So this is a hand matrix.
It shows you all the hands you can possibly be dealt and really poker is kind
of just you're trying to execute these strategies while you play.
Now they're incredibly complicated. They're very difficult,
but just to kind of kick you off in the format you're playing,
which is heads up.
These are the hands you'd want to play on the button.
Anything in red.
So you see how there are some blue hands,
like Queen, Deuce, 10-3, all these hands at the bottom?
Okay, on the button, on the button.
This is the blue, this is it.
Okay, on the button.
Yeah, yeah, so on the button,
you want to fold those really bad hands
because they're just too bad to play.
Okay.
But if you do want to play, you just raise all of them.
Okay, I understand.
Yeah, it makes sense.
a little less predictable overall, right?
Yeah, you're just getting rid of your bottom 15% of hands, 20% of hands, and you're playing
anything good.
So if you're on the button, if it's suited, you play it.
If it's got an ace or a king, you play it.
If it's got a queen, you almost always play it.
If they're directly connected, you're almost always playing it unless it's some of the
lowest ones.
You don't have to worry about getting this exactly.
It's not the point.
I just want you to kind of visualize the way you're playing on the button.
And all you have to do is just raise the minimum.
That's totally fine.
You just raise the two, raise the two big blinds, and that's good.
Also, can I ask a question?
Yeah, go ahead.
You can pause this one.
Am I also assuming the opponent is playing with this strategy as well?
I think it's easier to think it, he's playing with the same base thinking.
Well, in this tournament, I don't know how much strategy people are going to be using
at all.
I'm going to get you more down there.
But generally speaking, if you play this, you'll beat them no matter what they do.
So it doesn't really matter what they do.
If they play too many hands, you beat them because your good hands make more money.
If they play too tight, you beat them because when you raise your really weak hands, they
fold, you make more money.
So this is just correct.
Individual opponents will vary, but this is robust.
It's good against everything.
It's OP.
This is an OP strategy here.
Roger.
Roger.
Okay.
So if your opponent raises and you're in the big blind, this is roughly kind of what
you want to do. The red means re-raise them, the green means call, and you can kind of
remember how I told you all those categories, one, two, three, four, right?
Yeah. So you can already see this kind of that play. When you have like a pocket pair,
it's a category one hand heads up, you're re-raising. If you have Ace Queen, you're re-raising.
Or if you have Ace Jack, like you did in the other hand, you're re-raising. If you have,
you know, suited Broadway cards, you're re-raising. If you have Ace V suited, you're re-raising.
These are good hands heads up, but then you also mix in some bluffs like eight, five suited
or nine, seven suited or six, four suited or even some 10, nine offsuits or queen eight
offsuits and those are your bluffs.
So if they think you just have a good hand, they're going to fold.
You just beat them with a pretty bad hand.
Yep.
Okay.
I'm, I'm trying to get a, uh, whatever, whatever you were saying earlier with the type of hands
and it's not being visualized with the colors, right?
And, um, it's making a lot of sense.
And it's just that the full margin is going to widening as I'm getting the price gets
steeper, right?
Yes, exactly.
That's perfect.
You're saying a lot of really smart things, by the way.
As your coach, I'm feeling pretty confident going into this.
Things are clicking really quickly.
So this is good.
This is good.
You're asking really good questions.
You're making some good points.
Okay.
So should we jump in and maybe play some poker then?
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
I thought there was going to be more to this.
I can go through more stuff.
You want me to just a little bit and just maybe some, um, maybe it's just a little bit of strats, uh, or some thinking patterns that you do in heads up.
My son, my heads up only thing is I'm, I'm telling you, like when I was a little bit younger, I, uh, I've gone, uh, um, website and I do like, uh, like heads up.
I don't know why I think I like heads up because it was faster money way up or down, right?
And then like, I would get crushed to a crisp and whenever you're being crushed, like, you feel like a small, like, I feel like an ads getting squeezed.
You know what I mean?
And it torments me.
You know, yeah, and it heads up if you're better than somebody.
You're better than them every hand and you play a lot of hands.
So if you're the worst player heads up, it's very hard to win in long stretches
because the better player will just beat you.
Yeah.
Um, but the thing about heads up that's fun is you don't have to get through a
big field of people, right?
So because of that, you get to play a lot of hands, you get to run big bluffs.
You get to really, you know, pick your spots and you can really make moves
because you have to get one person to fold so you can play way
loser and heads up with my background. I'm actually like
a head specialist. So this is yeah, I mean, actually, you
know, I'll have you know, back in my day, I was the best heads
up player in the world for several years. So I love this
format. It speaks to me. So yeah, I'm right there with you. I
think it's great. Okay, so let's let's look at a couple things.
So the stack sizes that you're going to play, they're going to
vary. You're going to start very deep at 250 big blinds. The blinds go up. Sometimes you'll be very
short. Sometimes you'll be very deep. So your threshold for what you want to go all in with
will change. I think that could be a good thing for us to sort of look at. So on 100 big blinds,
let's just say you raise the button, they re-raise you. You're going to really want to be playing for
all your money with 10s or better an ace king, maybe ace queen suited. Those are the kinds of
the hands, you'd re-raise them again and put all your money in.
And then what you can see is it's also
finding some new category three hands, right?
So if you raise, and it's called three betting,
if they three bet you, you're going
to want to sometimes bluff them still.
So you use hands that are right at the bottom of what
you'd want to play.
So like, ace seven you'd fold, but ace eight you'd bluff.
You'd re-raise them small as a bluff.
But if you had aces or ace king or kings,
you'd do the same thing.
So it's always creating the good hands
and the categories one and three together
to make your strategy.
Okay, yeah, that clicked.
Yeah, I wasn't really getting it
and I was not listening.
They clicked again, I get it.
I understand, Roger.
Okay, cool.
Okay, let's look at maybe some short stack stuff
I think could be good.
Let me see here, if I can just pull this,
if I can just change this over.
So as you get shorter stacked,
it's gonna change what you're willing to go all in with,
right?
So let's just say you only have 25 big blinds
and they raise the button.
Once you get to something that's that short,
so let's say that the big blind is,
I think you have 100K starting stacks, I think.
So let's just say the big blind is something like,
you know, 4K and you each have 100K.
Now, if you just have an ace in your hand,
you can just basically go all in, right?
There are a few you don't want to,
I would say usually the threshold for any ace
is around 15 big blinds is usually a little bit,
but the point is most of your aces can just go all in
and they can't do anything about it
because the blinds are so big.
So before you play on the button,
you know, or before you consider,
do I want to put all my chips in here before the flop?
You want to first think,
how many big blinds do we have effectively?
Okay, yeah, this is the way this board speaks to me.
It's telling me, it's pick a battle,
but pick a decent one.
It doesn't have to be a good one,
just pick a decent battle, right?
Like this is gonna work as well as money.
Maybe a different way of putting that is,
some battles you just have to take, right?
So if you have, if you have 250 big blinds, you can be very selective, but if you have
eight big blinds, you're going to have to storm the beaches of Normandy.
You don't really have much to wait for that point.
I mean, at this point, like the chips are down, the boat's unloading.
I got to get out.
Yeah, it makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you want to, you want to pick, you want to pick battles that you have to take as you
get shorter stacked.
You know, I'm sure you know the term cooler, right?
When someone has a really good hands, someone else has a really good hand.
Oh no, I said no.
I know that.
Cooler.
A cooler is when one person has like pocket aces and the other person has pocket Kings, right?
The best two hands you're always gonna lose your money there. There's no way around it
But as your as the stacks get shorter what constitutes a cooler gets progressively more wide, right?
So like for example if you get ace nine and they get ace ten and you only have 14 big blinds
That's a cooler. There's no way you're not gonna lose all your money
money. But if you have 250 big blinds, that is not a cooler, neither one of you should
put all your money in. So you basically have to be, when it comes to coolers, it's okay
to get all your money in and sometimes you have to get a better hand and that's just
part of the game. But you want to be thinking, is it smart to get my money in here? Do I
feel good about it on this many big blinds? Okay, yep, yep. Okay, and then I'll show you
one more example when you get even a smaller stack. Let's just say that you have 10 big
blinds. When you get to a really small stack, the strategy changes. You either just call on the
button or you go all in. We don't really have to get too far down this road. It's complicated to
switch them up. I don't mind. You can do that or you don't have to do that. It's fine with me
either way. But I just want you to be kind of aware that when you have 10 big blinds,
you're even just going all in when you have like King six or ace deuce or, you know,
eight six suited. There are lots of hands that can just go all in. Wow. Okay. Yeah, that's it's
the middle of the packet. Yeah, it can go up and down and a flush draw. So there's a lot of,
yeah, I get it. Yeah. So this, this is called lucid poker. It's like, it's a poker solver
and it finds the solution. So the computer can calculate everything out and know exactly what
the right thing is. So in this example, it's saying like, okay, well, we can't just have good hands
when we go all in. We need some category three bluffs. So it's taking eight, six suited and it's
using that as a bluff because if you go all in and you look at how they respond, they're going to
to have to fold sometimes even when they have like queen 8, queen 9, king 5, king 3 suited.
So if you go all in with 8, 6 suited and they fold, you actually have the worst hand, but you win the pot.
I'll just guess, so the third link, they might have that point, right? When you were playing like that.
Third link, you know?
Try it, go ahead.
Yes, I don't know if they're like, you know what a third link means?
No.
Okay.
I knew it was third link.
I knew it was third link.
Oh, yeah, I didn't like like a turdling isn't like a usually it's more of a defensive kind of kind of I gotta play because you'd be the aggressor if you were a short sky
Turtling. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know turtling of course man. Yeah turn it aside. Did you ever play Warcraft 3 back?
Yeah, of course I got that out of the house. I played Sword of the Night.
Yeah, so like you got you got your towers up. You got your blade master out there
We're hunting down some some creeps we're going after the Pion. You know, that's yeah
So so they basically have to turtle when you go all in because
Like you have all your towers up there's nothing they can do they either can get through the towers
We can't right so okay, so
The point I'm making back to this just to kind of wrap that is
When they go all in and you're in the big blind
It's the same situation you have to decide is my hand good enough to play for everything
No knowing they could occasionally have some weak hands and so usually on short stacks if you have an ace
You're basically gonna have to play for it
And then some Kings can or not again like in the context of this coaching session
We're not going to get a nitty gritty on this. It's too much
So the big the big takeaway though is if you don't have a lot of big blinds and your opponent goes all in
You really are going to mainly be calling them when you have an ace or a pair and then maybe a king depending on if it's a lot
Or a little if it gets to be very very very few big blinds
You just kind of have to put it in with whatever you got right like it gets it gets crazy
So like let's just say you have you have five big blinds
Yeah, all in all on that on anything. I mean, yeah, one guy goes all in and the other guy has to call with them with all this stuff
You don't need you can barely fold anymore because the you get such great odds at that point
You already have a big blind out there. Yeah, does that all make sense to you?
Yeah, all that all the big sense and I'm guessing in heads up where I'm
If I'm way ahead right I can kind of spend a little bit to kind of learn more about them
No, like if they if they keep going all in every every hand it I'm sure one plan was okay
I mean, she's all the time that he probably doesn't have good hands all the time, right? Like he's gotta not be selected at all
Yeah, so as you play your opponent you can get some reads and I think in these matches
There are gonna be a lot of reads a lot of tells people are gonna do
I think one thing that's gonna happen a lot
I think people are gonna bet different amounts when they have good or bad hands. I
Bet you people will do that all the time. So if you see hands
where you get a read don't be afraid to go with that because you're not playing
like if you didn't try to do that versus me you're gonna get fucked up but if
you're doing that versus like this pool of people yeah you're fine right you're
gonna be okay like because they're not balancing everything out so I would say
I wouldn't I wouldn't try and pay too much early just to get reads yep I would
kind of I would here's how I would a phrase I'd say you start off try to play
normal and then through the course of seeing stuff if you start to see tells a
read. Yeah. Go with it. And you can even like write down a note.
Like if you see a hand, you could write yourself a note just so
that you know what someone did or you can remember in a hand
and then use that to make your decision.
Got it. I'm done finished. I'm I'm sponging.
Okay, let's do it. You want to play some poker? Should we do
this?
Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready to do. Wait, I'm gonna play a little
bit.
Yeah, yeah. Are you logged into the to the site?
I think they had me logged in yet. I had it. It's on the WPT
thing. Yeah, I'm in my screen. Let me share it. If you can share it,
it'd be great because I could see in real time. Yeah. And then let me just
coordinate here to make sure we have an opponent for you.
Um, no, he's like a snipe, right? Like, like he, like, it's,
no, no, no, no, he's, he's not. Well, if he does, we'll fire him. So
that's, that's good. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, if he makes a
questionable call we will fire him off the pad we'll just cut it clean off yeah
I like that finally what a relief no not decided we get to punch some snipers and
I mean because they go ramping these days anyway yeah is they give me like
heads up like is it one of these animals go to go to tournaments the tournament
tab. And then go to the, if you click the filters, uncheck
everything other than satellite or is it satellite or sorry,
uncheck everything other than sit and go, click sit and go on
the right. Yeah. Make sure he's ready. And then there should be
one.
Should I look for just only like,
right there, poker champs, warm up room. Yeah, made a nice,
nice separate color for you.
But I'm just here. Yeah, you should be good. I bought it.
All right, cool. All right. So how about I want to watch you
play and make your decisions. And then and then afterwards,
I'll tell you what I think. Okay. Okay. Okay. I said, um, I'm
going to look like a check and see. I'm not checking. Actually,
to get all of them.
I'm going to set up a little bit.
All right.
Dude, how did we get ace jack on the first game?
Yeah, I was going to say four.
I thought we were going to play the four.
Our coaching was when you get ace jack raised.
And then your first game, you get ace jack.
That's unreal.
A4 Oxford is one of the worst hands.
like in the bottom like 10%, no?
Yeah, it's down there.
You know what?
Hold good, hold good.
I almost clicked it, but yeah.
Okay, so if you wanna play, we raise, okay?
You don't wanna call, you wanna raise.
We're either gonna hold or we're gonna raise on the button.
There's a flush draw there, but I mean, wait, there's,
I mean flush draw, straight draw,
if that's about it though, right?
I'll just check it.
Here's fine.
was close you have some backdoor draws you could bet but checking is totally fine.
So even though he's bluffing he has a better pocket than I do I think I mean whatever he's
got is better than me anyway I'm pulling out of this I don't care. I like it.
Like yeah. By the way click the three buttons or the three bars on the top left we can fix
a few of your settings real quick. Oh sorry on the table yeah on the table yeah go to settings.
Yeah and then I like the four color deck I think it's easier to see flushes and stuff but that's
obviously up to you. Yeah I love that I actually love that I like maybe even this one can I have
I use that one, yeah, that one's good.
And then click betting.
There's one more setting in there.
Yep.
Click betting.
And then make those percentages 33 and 67.
And by the way, you can just time out of hand.
It's fine.
This is just a practice match not for anything, so.
For that?
There you go.
Yeah, perfect.
And then you can use chips or you can use big blinds.
Sometimes some people find big blinds easier,
but totally up to you.
I'll call that.
Fudge it.
Yeah, that's good.
You could bluff this preflop.
You could re-raise as a bluff.
It's in the middle.
OK, I'm not going to do this.
I want to be predictable.
I'm going to check it.
I'm going to check it.
OK, let me give you a quick tip.
Anytime you call in the big blind preflop,
always check the flop.
Never bet.
Because you don't want to give away anything about your hand.
And then you're going to see what they do.
So always start off with a check.
OK, that's a full done.
I don't want to see it.
If you had an ace, whatever, he would have bet it the way he did.
and now you would have a pair of aces or whatever
and that'd be completely cooked anyway.
Like, I don't wanna see it.
That's great hand, it's ran.
I'm gonna have, what, like maybe.
Okay, so if he's in that position, right?
He's got the big blind and I got the small one, right?
Do I 3x on it?
Is it, I mean-
Just minimum, just 2x is good.
2x is minimum, okay, you got it.
There you go.
Any hand you wanna play, just raise 2x.
It'll be totally fine.
Okay, straight draw, but he's got, he's got possible.
Like, I wanna make him pay money here to stand, right?
for sure. Like I would definitely want to go two thirds here.
So I use the 30 on the flop, use the small one, use 30 on the flop.
Is it 30? Yeah. And then on the, I mean, 30, 33, whatever.
And then on the turn and river use 67 flop flop is really nice to use 30
because they have so many hands that just missed that you really forced them into
a bad spot with a bad hand.
So we like to go 30 on the flop or the small one on the flop.
And then the bigger ones are for the turn, the river,
you really want some healthy bets. Now you got,
You got to play a six versus a raise.
Really?
OK.
Any haste and heads up.
Any haste and heads up.
Any haste and heads up.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
You would just call with that.
I'm not, I honestly, I don't like it.
Is this voted by 50% or not?
Did you play that hand?
Perfect.
You know what?
If I played that hand, I would have played it exactly the same
as you nailed that one.
You just, you crushed it.
That is a fold.
Yep.
I'm going to do, I'm going to, he, I'm going to do, uh, call, uh, call.
I'm not going to call that.
Yeah.
That's good.
And he is as good as he might have it.
The way you played it, uh, you said, he said, we talking the, we call up.
Yep.
You're already on it.
Okay.
James, you're going to flop.
See what he's got.
Maybe, maybe he wants to press.
Okay.
I think it's been a little bit, which we think he probably had something really
good on the way in, right?
And he's not too happy about it, right?
Anybody have pocket Kings, pocket Jacks,
something like that, pocket Queens, whatever.
I'm actually calling that out there.
Maybe I didn't even raise them.
So we wanna think about what category our hand is in.
Our hand's category two right now, right?
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
We have a pretty good holding.
So we want to keep the spot pots kind of small,
call and just see what he does.
Okay.
I think the price is steep to buy a river card here,
what I have.
I do. There's a lot of hands that beat me here straight up. Um,
I'm not a fan of it. I'm not a fan of it personally.
I got a call, man. We have to call. Okay. Okay.
When you have top, when you have top pair heads up,
you can't really fold unless a lot of flushes and straights get in.
Otherwise it's just too unlikely. You're beat. You could be beat.
I'm not saying we know we're good. We don't know we're good,
but your hand is too good to fold on the turn at least.
Uh, that would be at what, like, uh, like a, like a razor fold by that beat.
No, I would, I don't think I'm a logo.
I want to call that.
Okay.
That's okay.
I think that they're both fine here.
You could call it.
You could call them budget.
So we'll see how it goes.
Yeah.
You know what though?
That was nice.
I mean, he had, that is a, that, that's a, whatever.
I'm, you know what?
I'm looking at it.
I'm looking at it because of the quality of the hand.
It's like, okay, you, you got me all good.
You got to, you got to raise the button if you want to play.
We always make it raise the button.
You want to play.
I like that raise button.
If you want to play, by the way, I don't think you played that hand badly to call
the river.
I think river is very close.
I don't mind folding.
I don't mind calling.
They're both okay.
Um, so I don't, I don't hate the way we played it.
The river does complete some straights.
That's my, I told you, if we have top pair, we don't fold unless straights and
flushes get in, right?
And then some straights got in.
So it's okay to fold river, but calling is okay too. I really I don't really mind either way. I
Like it. It was that bad
No, you're good, you're good, but maybe maybe he thought
Okay
I called up for sure. Hold on. Hold on. This this is a good hand
We actually want to re-raise this I think if he raises because he's gonna raise any hand
He wants to play in the button, you know, yeah
Um, so on the button, you raise two X and in the big blind, if you want to re-raise, you make it three X.
Okay.
One more time.
Uh, should I, I think this is a, um, what, be a 30% or I mean, this is just straight draw.
On the turn, you want to bet go 67%.
If we bet the turn of the river, we use 67.
If we use the flop, we go 30.
Okay.
Um, yeah.
So just the way to do it, the way to put it on the bottom.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, because we want to be consistent, right?
Like we don't want it to make it clear if we have a good hand or a bad hand.
Hmm.
Oh, I think you know what you got to do.
Yeah, you know what you're up to do.
You know what you have to do.
I think I have to bluff this guy.
You have to do that.
You have eight.
Hi, you can you can barely even possibly have a worse hand than this.
And you could always have a 10.
You'd bet the time to turn.
You got it.
You got it.
That makes me read more into the mind of, uh, okay, this is a folder I don't, uh, I don't, okay. I'm not, I'm not calling.
Okay. Folding is fine, but you're getting very close. You could, um, nine six, you'd play nine five as a, as a folder.
Oh, it's widening it. It's widening it. I understand. Yeah.
I actually might play nine five, but yeah, it's very, very, very, very close.
Ain't you on suit? I'll call it. Yes, it's a mess.
This is a mess.
I need to get to it.
Beautiful.
Man, you picked stuff up really quick.
You're doing great.
All right.
Let's go with the 30 here.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We can be called.
Whenever we call, we always check.
We check and we see what you have.
You're right.
OK.
OK.
I thought about you fast.
No problem.
OK.
So that would be two pair any day of the week here, right?
It's like, unless he has a pocket pair, right?
So that would be a push probably, right?
Whatever your heart says you can do.
They're both fine.
If you want to bluff, you can bluff.
If you want to give up, you can give up.
I'm okay either way.
I think I'm showing a bad pattern to him.
If I only, if I only check, I think I need to press on.
All right, 67, 67.
We bet the turn at 67.
He's gonna call for this one time.
If anybody knows, you know, he knows the thing is up.
He knows the thing is up.
He's got me, he's got me, he's got me.
Well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I mean, I mean, you can't even have a worse hand than this.
If you're gonna bet the turn, you gotta bet the river.
If you're gonna bet the turn, you gotta bet the river.
You have to I mean what worse hand can you have that eight do seer you have like the nut low
I
Called you a tie. Oh
That's crazy
So that's that's how it works, right I would raise what like like this
And no way no worries. No worries. Yeah, man. All right. Yeah, he's gonna fold. He's gonna pull this
Okay, if you want to play your hand you min raise on the button and you make it 3x in the big blind if you want to re-raise
We use the third 30 on the flop if you want to bet the flop and then 60s out on the turn of the river
This this hands. Okay. This is a this is
You could either check or bet this is a category three had you make a straight on a hold on hold on
I can't check now. You have the ace of hearts, man. You have not flush draw and straight draw, right? Yes
So, is that 6-7?
6-7.
You know.
You already know.
I think he folds here.
The way he's going to play.
Oh, these guys got balls man.
Oh, you missed.
Cook.
Cook.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He's spitting me.
He's spitting it.
Okay, good.
I think you gotta fire the river here man.
I think you gotta fire the river.
He can't have the nut flush.
You have the ace.
I'm not going to all of that.
I mean, that'd be cooked.
Yeah.
I'm doing bad. I'm signaling to him about a bunch of a bunch of garbage. I feel like, oh, he called you down with just a pair of seven. Well, I bear seven beats, whatever I'm selling these days. I mean, I have that bad hand.
No, but both of your gloves were fine.
They're all three of your, you had draws that missed.
It's okay.
Like sometimes you're gonna bluff several hands in a row.
That's okay.
But then other times you'll have a bunch of good hands,
you know?
It's gonna come and it's gonna go.
And if he just calls you down with whatever he has,
so maybe you wouldn't even make a note on this guy.
Okay, this guy is calling me a lot.
And then you're just a little more careful
with bluffing the river.
You still can do it occasionally,
but maybe we're gonna be more careful.
Cause he's calling you down with just sandwiches, right?
Yeah. And, uh, uh, seven queen offsuit, even though I'm shortsighted,
I think this is just a folder, isn't it?
Call we call.
Okay.
It's good to call it.
We're not happy about it.
But remember your odds are really good pre flop.
You get, you get three to one to call.
So you, you just kind of the play a lot of hands, basically.
Old men latte is guy, he's got, okay.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So I checked the flop.
Now if I bet 50, uh, if I bet what, uh, 67, 67.
Yeah, I can I'm signaling to him an overly strong and easy in general
You just bought the spot I mean
You have to bet your good hands to you can't only bet your bluffs
You got to bet your good hands your carry worry one hands need to bet two. I will say
Folds good. This hands really bad. Yeah. I will say to occasionally you can take some very good hands and
and check to raise them, okay?
That is a good strategy.
But you don't wanna do that a lot
because then you end up,
you wanna raise to three X here to get three X.
So again, is that normal one?
It's only your raises and I got an all in position, right?
I just three X off the rip.
Yeah, until the blinds get really big.
Yeah, the blinds are too small to just go all in.
Once the blinds are high, then you can do that.
But right now it's, the blinds are too low.
Okay, possible possible full house, but probably it's same for him
I'm thinking he's got okay with the way he played it. He had good hands before and they're better like this
This guy either wants me to be he's been all in or he's got pocket Kings the pocket. This is a monkey
You can have anything you just called your age bet 30 bet 30 just like you would if you had a bluff and let's go from there
Okay, okay
You're getting your own head you're getting you're getting yeah, no I got my single now. I seem though. See now. I know he's putting his chest it
He's putting his chest I was doing it I get he tried to press on the bed
No, you want to play the button you got to raise your hand you just call it again. We want to play we raise
Play you guys. Okay. Yeah. I got it. Yeah, I had a bit in that already
base button if you want it I
I mean anything I do here is gonna fold but the price is big though if I if I raise I'm gonna check it
But I'm not fine a bit
That's I don't I think checking is good. I like check
That things okay. I like check. I think check. I think check it. I mean, okay
You know what? You know what? You know, okay, I beat him. I'm being him. Well, if you want to see a car
If you want to see my car, pay me pay me money. Fuck
if you
I love the amount of emotion here if okay, so just two things if you want to bet the river. What do we bet? What percent?
67 okay, so you bet 50 there, so don't do that
And then I think betting was okay checking was okay, but King high can win you could check and sometimes you'll win
So you don't always have to bluff King high
10 5 is that that's a kind of a folder, but you know, it's a good. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, okay
If you ever have a really bad off-suit hand, it's not suited. It's not connected. You can just wall is fine. I don't even worry about it
That that's the kind of that's just but you said you said button want to play you raise it
But it's this this end is garbage it but I'm pressing on it was not garbage
Did you know fun fact about poker Queen 7 is the exact middle hand of all hands? Oh
Okay, now I know that
uh...
uh... what category this
this is a category uh...
all of the music of the notes
that would be a three
that he had a good three
withdraw we have no draw we have no straight draw we have no flush
most of the category for it
seven eight nine
uh... you're a patch
that's a very ambitious rock
that's double dry out there i'll just check it out
we can give up
and if you want we can maybe try to bluff on the trip on our what we have
that now we have a
Now, we have a straight draw and the price is not that big.
I mean, I think we're OK to call on that, right?
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, you could raise, too, for calling.
What they just do, what is the same BB now instead of Fudge?
If you write quick, it'll make it big blinds.
So you can just pick what you need to.
That's a folder.
I'm sorry, it's a folder.
You know, you don't have to be sorry.
It is a folder, you're right.
Yeah.
I would not recommend anything other than folding with Queen
High in the river there.
I think that was a good plan.
OK, that's it.
He's going to raise it and I'm all in it.
Do I call? Do I call a big deal?
3x 3x 3x 3x raise on a raise when I'm short stacked. Uh,
All right, he's gonna be on it. Go on buddy. Hey buddy. Oh
Oh, oh, okay. Yes
What oh
Man, oh, we got you
Yeah, yeah, we're not we're not we're not I get it
We'll do it one more. I'm not against this.
Yeah, let's register again.
Dig it lucky. I know you got lucky. You don't have to tell me.
Ace Jack should be A5, that's for sure.
I can't believe it.
Poker, man. It's poker. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
You got this guy though, I believe.
But I think I'm getting it
I'm not getting good reads, but I think I think I'm getting a feel for this guy a little bit more if this was like
If it was if this was like three times the length that we played it. I feel like I would begin to
Read him a little bit better not not to beat him any right
But just at least to get this better reason just so you know your matches in the tournament are best two out of three
Okay, this is kind of like your match, it's going to be the best two out of three, so you
will get a chance.
Great, Rob, good start here.
Okay, that's enough.
No, I'm not going to let him get away.
Is that another 50 year?
That's a 50 year, no?
Or 30 year?
30 is good, 30 is good.
And this is, yeah, this is a category one hand.
You got top here, pretty good figure.
We're happy to start building.
This hand it could become a lot weaker on the turn
So you need to make sure you're looking at the turn looking at the river and thinking how confident you are based on those cards
doesn't
You know it's not big ways. I think I'll just call or you could bluff or you can call
This is an okay hand to bluff to if you want to bluff or yeah, that would be a 3x raise right?
But that's I think you know I'm gonna call actually your choice dealer's choice. Whatever you feel here. It's fine
so by the way some hands
You can really decide, you know, you can choose what you'd like to do
That's a that's a checker any any any raise here as a full I'm not playing this. Okay
Well, if you got really small you could maybe call here. You had a straight draw seven gave you a straight
They gave you a bad straight. There would be two higher straight. So I'm okay with the fall. I think that's fine
Well, I had seven draw. I had a straight draw with a seven draw. Yeah, you had four five six eight
So seven would have given you a straight. I got my own head then
on this I'm gonna go in and I'll just call that one says some cards raise no no no we
always want to play play on the radio so I'm gonna I'm gonna I want to check here I'd
like to see yeah yeah that's about it I think that there's a chance at the better man here
I think I'm gonna six okay on a raise what do you do on that you just fall I would
just I mean you could call her fold even your hand it is pretty bad whatever
that means if you raise you don't really represent anything because if you had a
flush you would have at the flop so don't raise so here was that is if you
check to get easy just check and see if you win all right I'll see you see if
you win
he had you wait anyway what I mean the FC get up here of course really he did he
You did.
Ace-five on last year.
Show some cards.
Yeah, Paul's good.
That's good.
Pair-fives, it's the mid-hand here.
That's good.
We always check on the flop.
We always check on the flop.
There we go.
Check on the flop as the non-button.
Yeah, as the non-button.
Because the button is really good.
You get to go last.
By the way, you might want to take a little more time
on your decisions because you give away your hand
If you act super quickly when you have this,
but then you think with others,
is there something to think about?
I swear you might not believe this,
but I thought about the exact same comment about the minute
that I did it there, right?
Just because I've been doing that a lot.
I mean, I thought about it earlier as well.
Forge one here, but even if you're not checking it.
Just check.
And anytime you call a prior street out of position,
just check the next street, okay?
So if you call, you just check the next one automatically.
Check all by the way?
Well, no, here he didn't bet, right?
So here you could bet if you want.
But your hand is probably too good to bluff.
It's close.
I mean, you could bluff, but I think checking.
I'll bet it's all the old six, seven minutes.
This guy has called us with all kinds of garbage.
So that makes me a lot more scared to do this.
But hey, it worked out.
You got it through.
Nice job.
By the way, you are doing very, very good.
This is a very hard game.
It is extremely complicated.
I just wanted to say you're doing a great job.
Okay, thank you.
And also, you're doing absolutely good job at teaching me,
because people say I'm uncoachable sometimes,
and you're simplifying a lot of things.
Well, you seem pretty coachable.
I wouldn't say uncoachable at all.
On the button, if I want to play, I raise.
Yes, there we go.
See, that's why you're coachable.
We're getting it in there.
I could have 3X, right?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, no, he's buffing his chest again.
What do I do?
Raise it.
All of the people.
Raise?
Okay, so here you would go 3x his raise because he already re-raised.
So it's a little complicated.
Once you've raised the button, if you want to re-raise them, it's 3x.
This is good.
Boom.
All right.
He's going to bet all in his name.
He's going to do it.
Give him a call, I think.
Okay.
I'm going to call.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, that's a good one.
No, that is a good one.
I'm not going to lose to a target three, right?
We're not going to let him do that.
All right.
So what size do we bet on the top of that?
A 30 year.
A 30 year.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
You're nailing it.
This is great.
Pace your card little buddy. You have an awesome hand right now. This is a put every chip into the pot level of hand
Great turn right unless unless you had like two not
Not gonna call a re-raise with a two. It's too hard
So you bet 67 on the turn and then the river you actually if 67 is close to all in you can just go all in
So let's just see but let's bet 67 on the turn 67% of the turn and
And by the way, if you had a hand like Jack 10 here, you might just bluff three times so that way you can have some bluffs
Beautiful boy. This is beautiful
Beautiful. What do you think? What do you think?
All in puts a lot of pressure and honestly, we probably have the better hand anyway
I I think I think all in sends a message and I don't think he had any calls here. The troops are coming home
Let's do it. I like it. I have a buddy. I have a buddy. Come on
This is great you are you are way good here. He's got he's got like a nine. He's got a 98 I think
98 spades or something. That's what I'm putting him on. Okay. You got a good lead though. Okay.
That's good. That's good. Now I got him on the ropes and he's gonna play aggressive and I can't
I can't falter we got you to say mindset. Um, it's seven eight right? You could call or you can raise. They're both. Okay. It's up to you
I'm gonna go for a call. I want I want to look at a monthly is document to this end. Oh
Not bad. I like I actually
Yeah, you've got it. I think it's gonna be a dirty snack here. Oh, no, we always check we always check on the plot if we call
There you go
beautiful
All right, so what character is our hand in here you think?
This hand is a category, I think that would be a two.
Two or three. Yeah, two coming into three. It's like a low two.
Yeah, two's good. Perfect. We're nailing this.
Ooh, okay. So let's say it was two pairs, but he had an ace at the beginning, right?
Does he win or not? He wins, right?
If he has ace eight, yeah, he still beats you, but if he has ace five or any other ace or, you know
Okay, what do we think? Okay. I
Feel like we're good. I don't if he had a nine. He would have signaled something else
So he might have had a five. It looks like a five eight, right?
We wouldn't know we're not I think this is a I think this is a six seven six seven. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I like it
It's a good prize. He might give up on it
this was actually a like oh we're getting raised what's he saying he has
he's saying he has a what do you think I feel like he's an overly play like he's
got some some not I think he's he's signaling trips but if you want to be
approach that okay he's saying he has a flush okay so if you have if you have a
club in your hand it's really good to call because you have one club so you
He now is less like we'd have a flush
That call that I guess I mean I just call it. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'd be really good. Yes. Yes. Yes
Wow
Wait, he played so slow. There's a good end. I hate this guy. He kept you in there. Yeah, yeah
He kept me in it. Yeah, you know
It's okay. That's all right. You played the handle. I like how you played it
So but that's the thing in poker sometimes you play your oh, we got a nice hand now
Now we are him from last round. I
I know hook it how about I check and I make him misread me
Okay, if you but that's I'm okay with that
But don't you can't do that a lot just every now and then okay because this hand should bet the flop usually
But if you want to sometimes get tricky, I'm okay with that
And I feel just my reading by his pace of the plate. He usually folds on a rate
Okay, I'm gonna raise it to just for science.
I'm gonna raise it, he's gonna fold.
But I mean, by the way, betting is better.
There's no doubt.
Okay.
But checking occasionally, wait, wait, wait, wait,
hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
You wanna just call when people raise here
because he's saying he has like three of a kind
or something, right?
Okay.
So you wanna keep him in there
because he's so unlikely to have anything.
But now now is let's carry on. What do you think now? Okay? Now I'm thinking
What could even have that beats my idea almost nothing, right? Yeah, almost nothing pretty much. Yeah
Well, you like if you have a senior that you would not have played it like the way played it
You can have a five or pocket five. That's it everything else
I'll play it's not okay. No, no, but well
On the flop I like playing it slow on the turn I would probably bet but but this is okay, too
I don't mind how he played this. Oh, he bet really big. He bet 10,000 here
way he
He bet 10.3 into 10.3. So it's a hundred percent pop that low key. He wants that money. That's all that's on the ground it
Sorry, go ahead. I'm thinking call, but I
Yes, no you call right you you underrupt your hand by checking the turn so you have to call
I beat him here, I was there.
You got it, all right.
Good, good, you nailed it in.
So I thought about raising as well.
They might get like bait all in, right?
But I think it would have been the same thing pretty much.
Yeah, if you raise, he's only going to call you with hands that are also an ace.
So you don't want to raise, you don't want to raise.
Because he could occasionally have you beat,
and there are no good hands that can call your raise.
So call is good.
If flop, flop, slow, turn, turn, you play more, right?
Yeah, I mean, if someone raises you on the flop, you never really have to re-raise them.
If you want to play, you can just call.
Because even when you have really good hands, you keep them in, and when you have, like,
medium hands, then you just want to call anyway, and when you have draws, you can call because
those draws want to see if they get there or not.
So if someone check raises you on the flop,
you can just call any hand you want to play.
You can just call us fine.
OK, what about the, I feel like this is a straight draw,
ace high possible win, right?
I think.
I don't mind betting.
Checking's OK too though, because you do beat a bunch of hands.
He could have king high, he could have queen high.
So I don't mind check calling, or I don't mind betting.
They're both OK.
Check call is OK, OK.
By the way, there's going to be a lot of spots in poker
where the answer is multiple things, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So I can't always tell you, oh, look at that.
Oh, look at that, the river.
Nice.
The flush got in, though.
But so sometimes you're going to have to play differently.
You called the last three, so just check.
You called the last three.
Oh, if I caught it.
If you call the last three out of position, you always check.
Because that way, when you check, you could have a good hand.
You could have a weak hand.
That's not a very, uh, and testing bet.
This is like, um, it didn't scare me.
I don't think he has it.
I think I just call here.
I would probably raise, I, he's mainly saying he has two pair.
So I would just go three X his size.
I don't know why the buttons aren't working,
but I just make it 9,600 here on the river.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Whatever ish is fine.
That's fine.
Calling is okay.
What are you beating here?
What are you beating here?
You can have a flush, but he's more but he's more likely to have hands like two pair
Okay
No, all men not a is a shivering now and that is a mulling. You know, if he's dripping his mouth real bad in his chair
He's just gripping that latte shaking your life. Yes
Wait, wait, wait, but you know that or not? Yeah, he's one of my buddies
I think I think two six offsuit. I think in my position I am I'm I'm big stacked I
Would just fold that one fold on again. I think the six news is not a great hand
If I don't know oh
By the way, there is a time bank feature too. So you see that little 60 s to the left of your avatar
Yeah, anytime you click that it'll give you more time than your 30 seconds
but you can only use it once or you can only use it for 60 seconds.
Does that make sense? Yeah. Yes.
So it's like this into it.
Yeah. Is it extra time if you need it?
Um, if I'm on the button, if I want to play at a raise,
but this is not even it's not that big of a raise your hand, is it?
No, I don't think so. Yeah, I mean, no, I'm your intuition was right there.
I think we're full two in a row.
I want to be careful here about a third folder next and
don't worry about that.
Don't worry about what it looks like him. Just don't worry about it. Just just play your game
Unsuit 410 as the high stack and I'll call that
Your sack doesn't really matter. It's just it's all effective stack. Okay, don't worry about your sack
4-4. It's the pair. I'll check it place one the flop
And then we go from there
We're in a good spot. We got a two to one ship advantage here. So you're you're you're cooking
Yeah, you're gonna get some revenge. This is um honestly kind of a folder here. I'm not
a fan. No, no, no, no, no, this is category two yet. You can't you can't fold pairs on
the flop heads up way too good way too good. If they bet huge maybe but he didn't bet that
Big
Okay, I already checked and played slow and I think now I could not gonna pay for some for some car
No, you called you called the last street. So let's just check again and this is not a good bluff hand
Your hand can win a pair of fours is not a terrible hand here. It's not a great hand
It's not terrible hand. So you would not want to bluff on the turn of this
He might have double flush draw right it could be flush draw on on either side right I'm okay with either
He's betting small so we always look how much he's betting. I really don't mind call or fold
It's really whatever you feel comfortable with I'm cool with I don't mind either. They're both okay
I'm holding I feel like his is
is just my vision, maybe bad.
His are getting more expensive for him.
And him being that much, he probably
has something at least decent.
Yeah, I got a pair, but I think I'm
beat a lot of times on that.
He did bet that King 10 when you had the ace,
and he made a backdoor straight.
Remember that where it was like ace, nine, four.
Yeah, yeah.
I got a backdoor.
He will sometimes bet the turn with gut shot straight draws.
But your hand is also not good.
So I'm really OK with either decision you want to make there.
Okay, this is a trick you wouldn't have in your arsenal, by the way.
Whenever you flop top pair and you have the worst kicker, just check it.
And that way, sometimes when you check on the flop, you can have top pair.
Does that make sense?
Yep.
It's like a tricky way to mix it up.
So now, if he bets turn bets river, you can call two times with your top pair and feel
pretty good about it because top pair is a very strong hand heads up.
Now I think he's got a nightmare for me.
I feel like now he he might have had a pre flop since he called it in like king king a king nine year. No
Well, you beat those hands. So you're you're doing fine. Well, you're right. Wait, I was
Yeah, you're doing fine you got you got him right where you want him. You're you have him right in front of you
Okay, that's that's a safe river nothing got there. So this is a nice safe run out you've trapped him
And now we have the dollar lucky of course if you check if you have top pair you're not folding the two bets
No way no way
Nice he had nothing yeah, nothing wait, but so you got him
I feel like he should have bitted more there and I would have probably folded he bitted more. No, you wouldn't have folded
I wouldn't let you
When you have top pair and you check the flop
unless the board gets really scary, you can't fold. Remember this is heads up.
He can have so many hands that are weak. So if you're playing a full ring game,
different story. But when there's just one guy, if you have top pair and he has a
better hand, usually you're gonna have to just pay. It's unfortunate but it's
just the reality of the game. Oh okay. What kind of board is this hand?
this that is um that would be absolutely gonna be a decent hand it's
two to some strong two great it's got is a draw the draws are category there
are buffs so this is a drunk bluff we we have a really nice hand to bluff on the
flop you want to bet 30 yeah there you go yeah so this if we had a nine if we
had a good king we would want to bet here too and now when we have some straight
draw some flush draws we're gonna bet and we're gonna see what happens. I'm
gonna go ahead and bet the turn 67. We always bet 67 if we bet on the turn. I
should just remove this button right in. I mean you could yeah I mean it's up to
you it's whatever you want to I don't know if you can remove it or not but you
You can make them both 67.
I mean, that's certainly possible.
And then we want a diamond.
But you look, you want.
And that's why we have those hands we can rough with.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you got me.
Yeah, that mean now I've been taught in real time why.
It makes sense.
The teaching makes more sense when it works in real time.
Yeah.
This is a folder.
Well, King is nice.
I'll call it.
It's not going to get a price, right?
If you have an ace or a king, you have to play.
It heads up.
Acer King are too strong.
That's a check on flop for sure.
Yep, we always check the flop if we call raised.
Fair enough.
Could have had something with a queen on before.
What category do you think our hand is in here?
That would be a probably, hold on, let me check.
That is a three or four, three or four.
three or four, four, four, four.
Yep.
King.
Hi.
What are we?
Yeah.
Uh, what are we doing for?
Oh, you check it.
Yeah.
There you go.
We're, we're cooking.
We're cooking the chefs in the kitchen.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're whipping up some sandwiches, man.
You got this.
Yeah.
I mean, the chat is hungry.
They're ready.
Hey, I'm hungry.
Hungry chat.
I mean, after the first, after the first match, um, I, I, I, I, I
tried to all in it.
I want to feel the burn that I thought earlier. Come on, bro.
Well, let's let's I mean, you got three to one ship leads.
So you're super likely the chat is hungry, by the way, to let the record show the
chat is quite hungry.
And okay, this is good, right?
Hey, what did I just teach you?
Yeah, what did I just teach you?
Well, you thought me is, um, um, flop, good,
flop, good, top pair.
Um, that with the worst kicker.
What do we do top pair worst kicker check it?
Now we're ready. We're locked in a little bit to worst kicker. Yes
This is not this is scary. This is much scarier than the other one. Yeah, there's a wide range of things
that he could have had pre flop that connects here for him that
We lose on right?
I'm thinking I think he's checking to bait a bet and I think me checking it will make him overreact on the
river but I think this is a check fold Loki I think check I don't think we can
fold necessarily let's see what happens but that's good your hand is your hand
is category two it's too middling you don't want to bet middling you want to
bet when you have bluffs or when you have good hands I did that's a razor why
is that um he's betting is he okay my thinking he probably had a flush draw
right why see more cards to get a strong position and now you just want me to fold on the last
try if you had a flush draw he'd bet the turn I think okay okay I'll just call it in it's half
pot it's half pot he could have a good hand but for half pot you have to call top pair I mean
it's just it's one of those the odds are just too good basically wow she actually played that
really nice for it okay these guys give it because he has a really good hand and he actually
He duped me.
He duped you.
He did.
I remember if he bet the turn, you would have called anyway.
And then if he bet the river, we might call.
We'd probably fold.
But we might, I don't know.
So he could just bet the turn.
You'd still, you were going to lose a bunch of money
in that hand.
There was no way around it, basically.
Loki a folder.
Hold on, hold on.
He's only betting the minimum here.
He's betting 25%.
When people start betting really small,
You have to sometimes call with hands
that are very uncomfortable, because otherwise you
fold too much.
So I think you actually have to call for this.
Just because of the odds.
And by the way, sometimes when you have a five,
you should just call as well.
You would usually raise.
But every now and then, you'll just call a five
to kind of trap them.
I mean, two pair, two pair, okay, just in general, we have two pair, right?
He has two pairs here, everyone has two pairs.
Yeah, exactly.
So, I think we're just good then, right?
Yeah, so I would say you want to check here because you could have some lower hands that
want to bluff and we've tried to bluff this guy in this spot several times he's called
you with an ace high yes I don't so I don't see a lot of hands that you will get to fold
um and when he bets I don't know what do you think here is that a giveaway I feel he might
have ace uh you might I think he's got like ace junk and I think I would can't think
we lose here I would can right yes ace yeah you do yeah okay I like I like where you're
going this year for science I'm a call but I think in the tournament I would
afford it is I think for the age one see it yeah but for just a science I just
want to see it you you you nailed it you had the exact right read you had the
exact exact right read that was great that was actually impressive thank you
that's a perfect read but I swear yeah that's what I'm gonna fold it in a
tournament. I'm not just saying that as like a, yeah.
No, I mean, that was a great read.
Slow on the flop, then we increase on the tournament thoughts.
I think if I slow you mean check. Yeah. Yeah, I think check.
Let's just see what happens on the turn. This is category two.
We have third pair. We could win, but it's not a great hand,
but it's not a bad hand. So we just check.
Well, we have the lowest spare with the best kicker, and he's betting not even half the
pot on the tournament.
That's kind of a fold call, called foldier, right?
Yeah, I'm in the middle.
I don't mind fold, I don't mind call.
I think this is a good fold.
I feel like the losses that he's bleeding on, this shows conviction to me, but maybe
it's a bad mood.
Yeah, I mean, it looks like whenever you have a hand that's in the middle, you can go with
your reads based on what you think is happening, that's fine. There's a lot of skill in that,
but sometimes it's going to be, hold on, you want to re-raise this, this is a good hand.
So when you re-raise you mean 3x, right? Yeah, 3x, yeah. Anytime you re-raise pre-flop,
you want to go 3x unless you're just going all in. But you only want to go all in when
you're shorter. You're too deep to just go all in.
All right, little buddy, man, this guy is going for the long run.
No all in, nothing.
It's all good.
Like, six, seven, six, seven on this position.
I think that it was never considered one of the hands that was at the bottom, like, one
of the 15% of it.
Yeah, let's see.
You want to raise this one, yeah.
Just so you know, if you take a long time
and then raise it in the tournament,
people might think you have a weak hand
and you're thinking about it.
So just something to think about.
Okay.
Oh, what do we have here?
We have a top, the bottom, the straight draw.
Open-ended straight draw, yeah.
Very good straight draw.
So in that way, on the flop, we have 30 here, right?
A little 30 here, a little 30 here, a little 30 here.
Yeah, 30 sounds great.
Low.
This is a category three hand,
We want to start bluffing
Okay, okay
Not the best card yet, but you still have a straight draw. I mean do you need to check a well check it?
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on. I'll make a bet of this. I want you to bet. Yes
It fell a bit on this and I go at least 50 you got 67. We always bet 67
I
Think he might actually all in here. That's my rate. This is not a good card for him
He can't I mean he could go all in but he could also just fold. I mean he doesn't have a lot of great hands
or
if he had
Decent, I think he edited it but all ends one. So I'm saying I tried to be enough. What was that?
On suit 10 to was that not one of the
every suited hand you want to play good if it's a suited hand you're gonna play
it unless they go like a big raise oh and that's why we play that's why I'm
doing okay the math is working so how do I signal to him that what I'm gonna hide
it like how do I not signal this the same thing we do every night we check the
flop. Check the flop, play slow, whatever.
All right. Yeah. All right. Once you bet. Okay. What do you
think now? What category is this? I think this is the way it
is not a revision all in or what category there's four
categories.
This is one is one. Okay, what do we do when we have a category
one hand?
So three x-rays?
Three x-rays. All right. That's what I'm talking about. Yes.
Three X-rays is good.
So how much is that?
Like, what do I have to put here?
I mean, I guess you could cook 67.
Don't time out.
Don't time out.
Woof.
Okay, so maybe we need it, that was,
that ended up being too small.
I guess we need like another button in there.
Maybe you should have like a 80 or 90 or something
in there too, but whatever,
the point is you want to raise.
All in?
I mean.
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, your hands very good, right?
You popped the flush.
I, I, if you need, you have your feet.
Just, just, just for time's sake.
No, I'm not, I'm not, I would all anyway.
Maybe he has a ace or king of hearts with whatever else.
He's hoping for a draw and he thinks that he's going to get it.
But I could also be bluffing.
He could be bluffing, by the way.
All right, buddy.
Here we go.
We're going to war.
He's dead.
Come on.
Only one card in the deck.
You won.
Boom.
You got him.
Boom.
You did it.
Let's go.
Buddy, one one.
You did it.
That's not good.
That's not good.
All right, nicely done, nicely done.
I think we really, we came a long way this session.
I'm proud of us.
We did a great job.
Is there any, you have any last questions for me?
Anything I can help you with?
Um, let me just put it full count.
Um, no, um, not, not currently.
Um, I don't want to ask too much of your time.
You know, on the day we're going to tournament,
uh, are you going to be around at all or not?
On the day of the tournament?
Yeah, I'll be there.
Okay.
Yeah.
If I think about a few a few things if I if you're around I'd like to ask you because yeah
Yeah, I mean if you have any questions, dude, just hit me up. I got you. Okay. I even don't thank you
Yeah, but I really enjoyed my time. That was really good. Thank you for all your help and it's really good
And I'll see you on the what date is it gonna be?
I don't know. I don't know when your match is I'm sure they'll schedule it out, but
When do you play let me look at that. Maybe I can look at that really quick. I think you play on the
where is this 26 oh maybe that's right I don't have it in my thing but we'll
figure it out okay well thank you very much this is I mean it you are a great
coach and I actually learned about it so you want to shout your like your your
head or whatever and oh yeah I'm Doug Polk poker on YouTube that's where I
mainly post up I mainly do videos but I do sometimes streams stuff too so yeah
Yeah, Doug Pope poker on YouTube is great.
We're good.
Thank you very much, man.
Awesome. All right.
See you guys.
Peace.
Take care.
Okay, turn out I should be,
I'm excited to be so, so chill.
Well, I would, I would, I was expecting
I would need to be chill and kind of go in blindly,
but that was actually really fun.
I enjoyed it.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not just thinking either.
Like I actually had a good time because yeah,
with poker, I've always been like in between,
like kind of, I always want to play for fun or whatever
and learn a little bit.
So I was always going like, don't shit.
But I feel like some of the stuff that he was saying
was actually applicable, you know what I mean?
Hopefully I win against the other players next time.
If I don't, then so be it.
But yeah.
I think there's some on play chat.
If there's any other thing I'll be playing with,
like I think the BOTES, the T1,
sold it to other people.
Maybe I think Tim was there as well?
I don't remember.
Should be a lot of fun though.
excuse the old man latter here i swear i did not snipe you i just saw your name in the poker and
searched you up and typed in your twitch chat and i got banned by one of your mods can you
did it did it but but don't listen to this guy i don't know he's capping it that was
That was really, that was really, that was Duke's friend.
you
you
you
you
you
I always encourage you all to become better at the game's mechanics because if everybody
is the same then it's like if the game only exists but if everybody is dog shit and somebody
is good then it's like it's OP then you get brute force through the gameplay pass everybody
out it's lame it's why you need skilled cuffs you know exactly what I'm talking about
Give an example, I mean, me on Pierpaula, I mean, buddy, um, that guy, he was never going to win a foot pursuit, he's not even having it, but the guy was also bad at the mechanics.
Like, and it wasn't only for roleplay, he was actually bad at the mechanics, like, didn't make sense.
So the given skill is irrelevant if the guy was as good as I was
And I was I was giving you I was giving him chances and it come on, bro
There's no way that you don't think I was getting him chances that I was letting do whatever you wanted it
Here's a good example. I think snow is good. I think that Chet's gonna get it. Dude. Chet
again I said, oh, what are you playing on BP? Whatever. Last time. Bale can be good.
But Bale's there on very RP. Rhodes. Rhodes is good. Rhodes can tussle for sure.
Said it's good, but he's very RP so he won't actually join so it doesn't matter
Ziggy yep
Ziggy yep shut up shut up shut up
I don't know.
Those are under satan.
When did I pay for the assignment?
I paid for the assignment.
Was it?
Did you see him?
He was back.
Bullets in the projectile, so I wanted to do a ballistic analysis.
I think I think I think I think I think I gotta do it
The fuck is this thing?
I mean well okay okay one what the fuck is this guy doing?
Okay, what the fuck is he doing?
And they're off the floor.
They're on floor two.
I'm going for it, I'm going for it.
They're going up to their pop.
We need to get them back.
Stop right there!
You need to stop right there!
I don't want to have to hurt you.
This is a rookie in action, OK?
This guy doesn't know that the hill's too steep to go up.
He's out of stamina, OK?
And he's just walking around.
And I know this.
I don't want to have to hurt you, sir.
You need to stop now.
Stop now, please, please.
It's not worth it.
I understood.
Let's talk about this.
Let's talk about it.
Stop that.
Pal, you're going to hurt yourself.
Pal, you're going to hurt yourself.
All right.
I'm about to taste you.
I'm about to taste you.
Stop, please.
Stop that.
Okay.
We need additional.
Sir, place your hand around your back.
Wait, no, it's a big, it's a big misunderstanding.
Jack, okay.
Jack, I'm not dumb.
He's starting to reach insanity.
I'm not, bro.
And I didn't think I'm this stupid.
Okay.
I don't care losing this game.
Jack, it's all about, like, potential.
Like, if that's not reality, I'll see things again.
But if you think about it, it's all about, like, potential.
Like, it's very low potential this game.
This game, like, escapes you.
There's no reason for me not to give him, like, ten chances.
This, are you good?
If he gets away he deserves it!
195. 195, good work.
All right. Oh, who made it for us? Oh, my, my first 95, sir.
This was just a speeding in, too, evading.
Rodney skipped and worked this time.
Jesus, man.
What's going on, man?
This stop is a gap at the top of, um, this?
He's zero, I need you in the upper mode of course.
Oh shit! He's shooting!
What's that?
The..the..the culture shot him!
We have two minutes on scene, the culture shot.
Do you have a .47 as a mean 95?
Uh, yes sir, what a fire rod.
No sir, could you look that?
That was not a line there.
But you're right, which I have my stuff there, you guys see that?
I think this must be more to the left now.
What is going on, my shirt?
I think it's just this.
It's just- it's just- it's just a player.
I'm sorry, Kyo.
Yeah, chat, this machine is deadly.
We're not blind.
Pee.
I'm stuck in a lawsuit.
Yeah, I ain't.
Help me.
I can't believe that this tumblr bullshit actually can cause light accidents.
I mean, why are they selling us these big machines in this tiny, wide-eyed unit?
It's just unreal.
Oh my gosh!
Please, no!
Please!
It's just unreal.
Please, no!
Please!
You just watched stream of this month.
Go to...
I'm on the way!
I'm on the way!
Hey, where's your boy, Zach? Can you hear me?
Hey, help me, help me!
Why are you on floor?
Can I bring him? I don't know if I can even let him go.
What's this thing I'm assuming next year ago?
You don't wear it, do you?
What's this thing I'm assuming next year ago?
I bring him I don't know if I gave him there. What's this thing? I'm assuming it's here. Go
You know where the fuck
What's this thing? I'm assuming it's here. Go I
Mean why why are they selling us these big machines?
I'm sorry.
sorry
i'm not laughing yeah i'm not laughing i didn't laugh oh really really you make it seem like
i'm laughing Jesus i didn't laugh but not anything you're missing shooting it
I think it's okay to do it then because they actually have loot but I think killer rp is like dog shit
And I think most people would agree with it
Like I think only a few people have already done it like right if in a sense. It's just bad
What do you mean what are you saying?
Oh so don't pay me money.
Whatever I'm awake and we make money. Yo, what up what up the edge?
I'm thinking
Is it the box you buy at this at the place or is it like one of you make?
Thank you. Hi, listen it. We need to get tumbler. We need to get um
um now we have a template we need to get a seesaw
uh i'm not sure because they do that shit for us whatever it has
oh wait seriously so they're gonna give us like all the structural panels and shit and
glaff and all that uh
bye um oh you have the warehouse one out where you at no i'm at my apartment and more wood
all right we should work on the um on the um what would you call that
on a video like like a public safety announcement video for these machines so
that so that we don't have people dying in the machines I like that
I'm at the little square yo also that you this is the minute they all the
clear now almost all of it unit so do you know yes or yeah
check problem with that with that road bills check check the the snapback zone
at the docks, the tumbler, the falling off the building without a security harness, the
ladders, diver one, occupational hazards.
So I'm gonna show you this motherfucking cup on my left cup, what are we going?
Storage unit, we made the storage unit.
Got it.
Alright, bet.
So we're making, maybe they have one.
I don't know what I said.
Yeah, we can, but there's a little problem.
Yeah, let me guess, these fucking busters are four now after the pond runs and they're not getting enough cash that much.
Uh, close. Just meet me at the unit, I'll tell you.
Alright.
Yo, the boys looking for Mayor or what? What was that about, man?
Tony's running for Mayor and Sandy, I don't know.
Mayor and Sandy? But it's like fightin' over there.
I think he means like north of this, north of like the city, so like Sandy and the profit.
So eight reasons then
Yeah, okay now I want to be the mayor of Chile had the works the way it not the way it works if
Unless they change the legislation is like you're basically still basically like having two mayors like a bill can be passed without both mayors agreeing basically
Okay, and they would only apply the indigestion of that third or your what?
It applies to I don't remember exactly how it works because I ran from here one and I had to learn about it
But okay. Yeah, it's like it applies to both me. Yeah, I'm gonna apply
Yo, I'm gonna get my bar license. I give you a lawyer mother sucker. I will never go to fucking jail. Tell me
Dismantle the fucking prosecution until they fucking quit. I
Tried calling you as my paralegal, but they wouldn't let me. Oh shit. All right. Why not cuz I like the bar
Yeah, you need a you need your license
How is that the problem? Okay, where's the problem?
Lang is sick to his fucking stomach how bad like sick sick like easy you can't move
Like no, I mean sick to the thought of both you and I
why
He says that he's working 16 hours a day and he's not getting paid a dollar out of it
What that we're pocketing all the money from doing all the jobs and that we don't give him a dollar
How could we it's all yo, it's all the fucking books yo you look at the fucking
It's on the road the road the road the road well, I mean he didn't he didn't do nothing on that
I mean he didn't he didn't make a single roll bill yo
Yeah, and I told him regardless it doesn't really fucking matter like the money that we're doing like yesterday
We tried and he didn't he was busy, right because he was working another job
And no problem. I said, okay. So we made our money and the money that I'm coming out of it with this
I'm just putting back into the fucking group anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna matter
I'm personally boring and he was like and he was like he was like, okay
Then fucking I'm just gonna pay my key from the pawn shop and just call it a day
I'm like, I'm not gonna fight you about it, bro
Like if you're gonna do that go ahead and fucking do it
And he was like, all right back and then he didn't do it and then he got on the phone with somebody and was like
I'm working 16 hours a day. I'm gonna shout. I'm gonna freak out. I'm gonna pass out this and then he left
All right, they don't know what to do then.
Then we gotta see what I'm gonna get at meeting.
Cause I mean, if we're seeing a product,
I'll fucking day again bills.
And that's kind of like our bills.
You feel me?
Like, it doesn't even make sense.
It's not like the thing is the problem is,
I think Lang thinks that we're not on the same.
I think Lang thinks that we're separated.
But at the end of the day, like,
like let's say you buy a bike,
that bike goes towards us.
Cause you're gonna use that bike
to fucking get us out of this.
Yeah, exactly.
You're a very simple thing.
Yeah, but better yet though,
if he's mad about personal funds,
Let's keep it a buck. All right, if we split the expenses that we spent on all this shit, right?
I mean he's in the negatives, yo like you put all the people all the bills and we paid him all the bills, right?
Which we did right and the expenses were a charge of on that. He's in the red, yo
Yeah, so why is it nothing? He's not in the deep green when he's in the red
Look at this size a little
Yeah, that's a bad one.
Um, SMG buddy?
Yeah, from scuba diving.
From what?
Scuba diving.
Where?
At the Alamo Sea.
Anywhere?
At the Alamo Sea?
Yeah, but why only there though?
Ah, bro, I can barely hear you.
Why only there though?
I don't know. That's that's what they told me
Why would all the materials yo
They did not make shit. Well, did we not make anything? I
Made I made five structural panels and that was it with like five lead five plastic and five rubber girls
Robber
Yo, some of the shit is disappearing, yo!
What the fuck is the rubber?
I got it.
Oh, yeah, I moved the rubber, yeah, I bet.
Oh, I can't get to the bottom one, all right.
Uh, plastic.
I mean, I'm gonna make some scuba-
All right, all right.
I'm gonna, uh, no, you can buy it at the Mega Mall for a thousand dollars.
A thousand?
Yeah.
All right.
Deal.
I'm moving everything into this, uh, top stash and I'm gonna get rid of the other two.
Okay, what we need to do is we need to have a, um, a stash, yeah, that's only for materials.
right next to the mother sucker okay and then some for the stuff that's like
important and rare okay guys move everything out and I can help you
this like
Yo, what up not too bad my something's on ecstatic actually cuz we eyes you saw we got SMG body
Yo, can we make a usey? I want to make a usey
Well, we're working on grabbing more
I'm about to get down to the ocean get real dirty
Okay, just know that I think going at night might be pointless
It's very hard to see down there with no something right?
So what I want what would be good stores then if it's not time?
Yeah, I was gonna say it's worth hitting that shit. Yeah, it's 11. Yeah, Marty. Ready to go ahead some shit
There's like a mayor debate
A violent ball
I'm mayor debate. That's a political shit on me
That's political shit. Yeah, it's not really hard. Is it we fucking we make we make time go for mayor and we slime the other components
How can they participate in the political debate? It was slimy
Bye
Yeah, well it's like he's like the Kanye West like he's just wearing you know for like the memes
Okay
All right, so we're gonna go there and then after we think up after that, all right, shut up
All right, yeah
Yo, Martini
What's happening?
We need like the big storage, oh it's right back here.
Okay, we need to empty out the one behind you and put only materials in it.
You want to do a gun store real quick because I kind of want to get myself a Uzi.
Uh.
It's going to be a no, isn't it?
Uh.
No, no, no, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
How much charcoal did we have?
No, let me guess, nothing.
Yeah, I was right.
Oh, we have so much space now.
What, all we did yesterday, right?
All the shit we can make now, and all that shit.
I thought, I'd wake up and you see a bunch
of fucking wood charcoal ingots.
Nope, nothing.
Fucking nothing.
Nobody got anything extra.
Everyone's in the world,
but nobody putting shit in these motherfucking bunches.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna push on the ground and then you just wait out again.
All right.
Good job.
Yo, good job. Hold on. What the fuck?
Good, okay
I'm not gonna put all of it out so that um, I could put another type of sword in here. You know me
No, no, no, I don't think I'll be able to.
What do you mean?
You can only put that in storage units, storage spaces in here.
I don't know what that is, so maybe try.
No, I'm going to take it off, okay.
Bye.
If I should click it, it's going to go in my inventory. I didn't want that.
Oh, we need to get materials bin.
I'm gonna try different ones!
Um...
Dude, I hate this fucking bullshit.
what the fuck
is that better? I think it's gonna cool, it's like on it, no?
Anyway, that's what she's gonna bust it.
It's not storage, is it?
Oh, maybe they fixed that way.
Dude.
Holy fuck, are we serious for that?
Yo, I think you're putting too many, bro. I didn't need to put one on the other side, bro.
Bye.
Cause for the materials, man, I want to be able to take the materials out of this motherfucker and then put it back in.
Okay, I'll move it. I'll move it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
If you're just gonna put it like above it, I can probably do all that.
Okay, let me fuck with it.
Hey, what up, guys?
Go ahead.
What up? Which one do you want me to move?
What up, Marty?
The middle one.
What was what I was doing?
hey what up boys what up what up I see you guys cooking up in here that's right
the pastures at the assembly this is the yeah I'm assembler nice nice you're
getting off the ground this holds 840 kilo and like shit and then 40 little
compartments
No, why oh?
Shabble we can get only we can only three in here you feel me. I feel you I feel you I got you
Yeah, it's kind of a bitch play my one chat. Yeah, guys. You guys need anything if you're custom-made it
I mean, no, I know speedy was kind of working on a deal for us, you know, maybe week
Yeah, I talked to speedy everything sounds good everything sounds great. Yeah, I know what you need, okay
Perfect. Yo, thank you, bro. Yeah, we didn't need to work a deal because we need some of these materials, yo
What do you think? He said thank you. We're definitely needed to make a deal for some of these materials, yo
Thank you. No worries.
He told us the way the deal is he told us
He'll sell us everything that he can make and get for one dollar extra per so like you know like if our material is ten dollars
I'll sell it to us for a page.
Is that fair?
Heck yeah.
Yo look, look, what do you need?
I put the, I put the storage right under the thing.
Is that fucking nice though?
Are you genius?
Dude!
That's nice!
Dude, that's so nice.
But now we're going to cut up all the shit to make this place look nice and pink and
I'll call the chair.
Yo, why are there with the industrial lights?
The fuck?
Yeah, I'll get out and chill out, man.
Should I make the place look nice and cute?
I guess somebody wants to make the place look nice and cute, I guess.
I fuck it in.
Wait, wait, wait, what's all this?
The fuck?
Wanna get out?
What is that brain?
Oh!
Oh!
Those are nice, right?
Oh shit, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh shit!
Yeah, I like this one, huh?
whatever we gotta get out of here anyway
Oh my god, how many items are there in this fucking game?
No.
Ciao, Bacchini.
Citi.
Ciao, Bacchini.
No?
all right let's get out there shall we we can find the way we can do that later
it's almost any time to organize it's almost done it's it's for him though
when we won't build up on the store man not even gonna look at my hard work
bro I can look at the after bro hold on well organized it yo you cooked and the
materials and the doofens sit up in that one and the top of the splash I'm still
working on that. Straight up. Look at the materials you see that you like that you like what you see?
I like what I see. Wait silver then you silver what do you get what do you get that?
Not mining. Alright get it. Yo we gotta go big now.
Hey, shoot my pants.
You're my food's expired, you all had been eating some dog shit.
I'm thirsty as hell, boy.
Yo, we might not make it to the gun store.
I think we have to rush there.
It's the same way like if you touch your body, it doesn't feel as good as someone else touching
body because you know your own touch you're used to it yeah it's what it's
why I usually put um I put a tourniquet on the arm before I jerk it you know
I'm saying what cuz they might my hand goes now man it's like that's not me
doing it oh I tried that before it's where you I sit I sit on that motherfucker
You feel me?
Oh god, bruh.
I love that shit, I love that shit.
Wait, it's fucking empty, yo.
Do it instead of fucking stop rob- stop robbing.
If people stop robbing this shit, right?
Then other people can have some more to eat.
Which, I mean, where's everyone?
Which emulation?
Yeah.
Right, Palomino?
No, you're Palomino, probably, or the one that's been in the comments.
Maybe Palomino probably or the one to be nearly promised because he brought it remember it
is a mess to fucking run this shit right so I mean it's just us two or is it was like
me.
I thought they're going to the mayor bullshit.
I didn't want to define what bull for like some for like a lot like they're going to
talk on the microphone or what not. If we if we do this fast, we'll make it back in
time to go see him. And we should go and we should hack all the opponents.
but heckle the opponent's okay I'm down
otherwise look at joint I'm feeling so I know brought that's I like about it I'm
I meant to get my stone at
I don't do this. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, we don't have to we don't do it. Well, if we want to do one here
We definitely a hostage now from my it's almost a time I do believe them
All right
Oh god.
How do you even slide it in the uphill?
go through the dirt track right? Yeah.
Since the first shackles may I have a welcome to the jungle?
No, not this window. Why not?
It's gonna be, it'll take longer.
How's that? I mean, you need to stop me then.
I'll just go back to the one in the fucking city then, fuck it, I don't care.
Fuck it!
We're fucked, we're fucked, we're fucked, we're fucked!
You fucking easy hey don't say that
Do you know what when they open in the morning
Same fucking same exact thing
Fucking dog shit your driving never fails to impress me
What happens in the morning, does it tell you clearly?
It's 5.50.
Oh, I don't know if you have time for that.
Do you know what happens?
It's a 6 or 7.
I think I forgot like 8, bro.
I can't lie.
Alright.
Remember that, okay?
We'll see.
I don't know how to get, I'll see.
It's what, it's what, I'm with the build, isn't it?
What?
What about the bills, anyway?
Ah, they're just done.
Most of them finished.
Most of them finished.
Oh, okay.
I'll have life.
you
you
you
you
you
the
I can't
Ah!
I've never seen that before.
full armor full HP one time I'm across the map
Mr. Greedy, yes I think I need to take a nap
like a lot yeah I can feel that man you feel the car yeah I also can feel the
fucking slog in my cheek yo what's wrong this guy man god what's wrong then
I'm a trippin' man, I'm f***in'
Bro, this guy f***in' blind-fired or some sh**
Bro, I saw him shooting me one time too, like I'm seeing some crazy sh**
So you get up when getting shot at. Deserve yellow now.
I mean the guy blind fired him. I mean I'd like to keep that but I'm gonna move out but I mean he wasn't kicking.
He was just doing like across the map, fucking.
But he was blind firing.
You're gonna have to get through a whole plague.
I don't know if you can do that. Is that a new mechanic?
That he leaned across the deck?
Classic John Dongle.
Hey!
Hey Don!
Terrible!
Hello.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Can you take him, please?
Don't do that.
We got him bad.
Oh, can't you bring him all the way to the back?
Oh.
I didn't know if I made you do that or not.
Yeah, yeah.
You already had him.
I mean, don't, that happens.
Tell her.
He got shot.
There was some idiot, crazy fucking liberal.
I was shooting him.
Liberal?
Yep.
Well, how did you know he was a liberal?
He called me, he literally called us some mean words and we just knew.
Three million months, can I please write a welcome to the Johnny's?
Ah!
I'll let you type, I'll let you type.
Political?
Yeah, I'll go that.
Okay, alright, come here.
Where is he going?
I don't know.
Alright, oh, I see, I see it.
Who's gonna hold my hand now?
Come on back.
Hold my hand, Marty!
Thank you, baby.
It's alright, it's alright. I gotcha, I gotcha.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get an IV going.
Oh my god, you felt my...
I don't like it!
You have no idea.
You are right about it.
You have no idea. You didn't even feel a thing.
I'm so good at it. I've been doing it for so long.
Could you do it like in the dark and shit?
In the dark, baby.
Probably. I'm also really good with a scalpel.
Go ahead.
Alright.
Yeah, we'll try that out with the next station, maybe.
You're still alert. I think you're not too bad.
We'll see here.
Yeah, you got lucky. You got lucky.
You got lucky.
Alright, let's get this...
Is there a vaccine that I could buy for my shit?
I have two diseases.
Vaccine.
I'm not sure right now, I'm the only one working and I'm just kind of doing ER stuff
right now.
Okay.
When the doctors come back, do you want me to have them go on socials saying that they
are around so you can come back?
Yes, please.
All right.
all right or do you want me to call you or have them call you
i just social social is good
okay all right
uh do you need assistance getting up to uh i'm gonna try it i'm gonna try it
all right let's see it let's see it let's see it oh look at you
see it wasn't that bad it wasn't that bad at all yeah it's all right be careful
bleed out don't pop your juice don't uh you know thank you piss off any more
Here's your reward of your tip. One, two sodas. Oh, well, thank you very much. I do appreciate that.
And also, two fresh donuts. Oh, very nice. Thank you very much.
And finally, two hundred dollar. Oh, well thank you. You got it.
All right, take care. I always tip my healthcare provider. Yeah, that's right. All right. God, God
Hey, man, you got a big old spot for your foot.
Just intend to go to the debate there
I think. Oh well, I guess the gunstar will go to whoever else.
Is it at a vinyl ball? I think. I don't know. Yeah, that's fun.
I think it. Let me get down and take a quick nap.
man all right my head is awesome I only get them to me no what when we get there
yeah yeah when we get
oh my god oh my god
I'm gonna see if I'll tell them play, huh?
Mr. Anthony Corleone, please step up.
Let's go, Tony.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is
many of you may or may not stand the scores.
As our scores, people and residents
will be pushing for no property taxes, supporting farmers, raising the fish.
Last but not least, legalizing gambling to everybody under the age of 18. That is correct.
Thank you very much.
Yeah!
Oh, yeah.
Perfect! You guys...
Let's go gambling!
Yeah!
Sorry, I had to go to the...
I can't believe you tried me.
Are you okay?
I'm glad you're saying that you're going to come back here.
Sorry, can you hear me too?
Yeah, yeah.
I hear you.
I hear you.
Sorry, thank you for your attention and thank you for the opportunity.
I come to you running for mayor of Blee County,
and they've got a very simple agenda to deliver to all of you.
Is there anybody here that is second tiered?
Their heterosexuality being silenced by the masses.
What?
Yeah!
Woo!
Yes!
That's right.
Is there anybody here who's second tiered of pronouns?
Yeah!
That's right.
I identify with you.
Is there anybody here that's sick and tired of closet doors?
No, who is?
Yes, he's hard. He's the best.
I run for your mayor of Blaine County.
Very simple platform.
We are going to make sure that you don't have to live in a city
where you are not proud to be a heterosexual.
Number two, we are banning pronouns
because my pronouns are Scotland
And we are pulling a personal ban on closing doors.
Thank you so much.
And I hope I've earned your book today.
You're welcome.
Hey.
Hey.
What the hell is this?
Yeah.
Hold on, Jack.
I'm unsure how to feel about that.
I don't need to be angry about the phone.
I'm going to get a signal by sighing rockets on game.
And that's the view?
All right.
My hand goes running through those sensors.
These approach up behind me.
I'll be asking you lightning round questions.
I'll go with Mr. Stelliano first and then we'll go from left to my right to go left,
After some miss deli stelli on over we'll go to the back of a go to miss scott and then afterwards we'll go miss scott
Vivek
First question
They won you wake up arwin your official name. What's the first thing you actually do who you call it?
What are you fixing when you try to get moving you go to the holy lander?
Holy the first thing I will make is with the P. Chief medical officer dr. Kent
hospitals so that we can establish funding for the hospitals so that the doctors out
of pocket in order to treat people in the EMS and the researchers want to pay out of
pocket and go into debt in order to treat people so that you all don't have to go into
to get cured from all of these diseases that are being spread all around the city.
Following that I'll reach out to the health and safety department and work with sanitation
to get these streets cleaned up so these rats stop trying to kill us.
Thank you, you're welcome.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I think this is the panel today.
Hi, how are ya?
Okay, here's what you're going to hear from all the candidates.
Panda, panda, panda.
They take a general consensus of what you think and sum it up in a shoddy sum.
Here's what I'm doing day one, bringing new ideas forward.
I'm planning slots for tots, gambling for under 18,
not only in Blinken but in Los Santos we will use those funds to also fund things
the EMS, the police department and I'm so proud to use this platform
my own cryptocurrency dollar sign QAM. Rama's point point will be live very soon
Perfect
Damn it forever
mask no 5g why no more mask at all and then I would hold a concert to get rid of all of these
Because I've gone from being a pop star to being the mayor from the bimbos to the White House
You're wearing a mask right now
A man should be giving people reasons to get involved with the community
What is something you want to create support real or bring to San Andreas that will give people something new to do?
Yeah, thanks
I'm actually so glad you asked this question. I want to bring back community
I want to bring back a safe space a special hub
But it's a bring back deans world as everybody and remembers and loves. We're gonna call it Queens world
We're gonna have it over the top. We're gonna have it on the people
We're gonna have the market places back open new business
There's new businesses and new things to buy. Thank you. She said
Mr. Brahms from it
Here's the new idea I am launching the the vet
I am used to have a fashion show where every single one of you can walk down the aisle because we all here are beautiful.
We have a right to fuck shit up. Join the Rama Squarmy, join me, and together we can rule Los Santos together as one.
God, God, and science bless each and every one of us.
This is Stiliano.
I guess I, Eliza Di Stilano, am really excited.
Establish a culture of prosperity and assurateness for all San Andrians.
People have been telling me, Eliza, it's terrible.
Los Santos used to be a place you could go to become a star.
And that is why I am moving to establish and revitalize our nightlife
So that people can go to the club whether you are sugar bat batty or sugar daddy
You deserve to have a good time and spend your money and have a good time doing it
Move
Thank you, but next question I have one more after that we'll move on to playing got it
Next question that we have here
Someone walks into your office with a great idea for a business event, community project.
They have no connections and that much more.
What can your administration do for that?
Mr. Solano, you're first.
I'm terribly sorry, I can turn you through to the costume.
I've been asked to repeat the question.
We'll do it one time.
Someone walks into your office with a great idea of a business, event, or community project.
But they have no connections and not much money.
What can you and your administration realistically do for that?
Still the idea.
Thank you very much, your Honor.
This is why a Chamber of Commerce could be incredibly useful, especially for new business owners who are looking to make connections,
but don't have any.
The office of them should reside itself as a wealth of knowledge and resources
Connect you not just to the people but to the places that can help boost you up to the best of your abilities
Release the epsilon files, that's crazy
Classic Eliza, here's the God honest truth. That's a good joke
We can't do anything if you don't have connections and aren't willing to work yourself
Before you start a business have to pick yourself up by the ugg straps and get to work get your foot started in
Santos, I'm not gonna tell you what you want to hear. I'm gonna tell you the goddamn truth and that fucking tree
bless each everybody
Oh, is that one as you speak next to me? Yeah, it is
I'm sorry, can we all disagree that was the dumbest answer I've ever heard
I don't know how this business is profitable I want to know how it can bring
community and how it can be beneficial to the people of Los Santos and if I
even your vision I'm gonna back you and you want to know what real men vote for
We don't want no V's, I've got no real one!
Overshot!
Can I rebuttal?
Can we have a rap battle?
She mentioned it. Can I rebuttal?
Absolutely not.
Buttles, it is.
Oh, God.
The last question we have, I'll move the blank here afterwards.
You have the budget and authority to put on a single thing.
What?
What?
Event.
Memorial.
A completely unnecessary event for the people here in St. Andreas.
What is it that you're doing?
Is that going to go with you there first?
Oh, could you repeat the question?
I've been asked to repeat the question.
You have the budget and the authority to put on one ridiculous memorial.
A completely unnecessary event for the people here in St. Andreas.
What is that event that you're doing for the people here?
I would throw the biggest concert the world has ever mixed with a fashion show we're gonna get the biggest headliners ever
Ellen Tandala, Cheska, Justin Bieber, Paris Argo, we're gonna have a fashion show we're gonna show off the fashion in the city and we're gonna cultivate community and talent thank you
This is a date
I'm gonna use this time to rebuke some of the allegations made of me on the stage and this Mickey mouth bait where we can't even
Talk to each other. We're giving our little present
Isn't for a 20 second thing. She said that I she's gonna put on a fashion show sound familiar
I mean come on. Can't you see the people Los Angeles are smarter than this?
I want to put something on where we are all involved
fold, something big at City Hall, something where we can go in together, march in, and
have great meetings with the people who are working there. Stand back and stand by for
what I'm mayor because there is going to be so much fun to come.
Woo!
It's going to show up.
The battle for the ultimate Los Antonians, $45 billion to whoever can survive the gauntlet
that you are put through.
Think of RuPaul's Grace, Survivor, American Idol, the top 100, top shit, all surrounded
into one giant competition where every single dead entry will be submitted.
release the Epsilon files!
It's what the ultimate list, Antonian will be found.
This isn't a talk and response moment, buddy.
You'll get your time.
All righty, at this time, I'd like to go stand to his male candidates
and please take the seats.
I'll be coming out calling up Blaine County male candidates.
Here, please approach behind.
Be safe for me.
She's upside in the middle, man. What's the deal?
Alright, Mr. Shave Maid.
Again, the question is, first one, you wake up tomorrow and officially maids.
Check, it banged already, it banged already.
Who are you calling? What are you fixing? What are you trying to get done?
Hello?
I'm probably putting, in fact, five dollar hair tax in his hair, at least five dollars.
Peace of health care. Thank you.
Yeah!
Mr. Ford Furgasy.
Ori, can you hear me better now?
I still can't hear you, you can use my radio, come on up.
Oh, sorry. Sorry, you know technology, I'm not very good with that, you know.
Okay, on the first day that I'm mayor, the first thing I'm doing is I'm calling the commission
and I'm telling them, we are going to ban pronouns.
That's the first thing that I'll do.
And finally, you won't have to...
Excuse me, I'm talking, I'm talking, excuse me, and then I will be banning closet doors
on the same day as well as creating straight visibility month.
Thank you.
You're freaking me out, Franky.
Thank you.
A crime of being dismayed, debate,
and being your mayor of skittishness.
I will not only raise the prices of crops for all farmers,
I will provide and push for free boat rentals
for our fishermen of Sandy source
and release epsilon files.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Perfect.
Release them.
We'll be back up again here, Mr. Collio.
This question.
Someone walks into your office with a business event or community project with a no connection, not much money.
What can your administration do for them?
Our administration will push them and tie them on a path of structure and success for their business
to not only succeed at sky rockets to the length and depths that it needs,
whether it's below the team or up in the sky, we will support.
I know what I'm talking about.
Anything for everybody to know?
Well, same to you, thank you very much.
Is this a person?
I'll help you out again.
I think I'm a big channel dude.
Five hundred, right?
Great.
I'm going up and try.
Does it work?
There's not.
Oh crap.
Okay.
Oh right.
If somebody's into my office, you know, I'd give them a nice stern talking to you, because
I need to show them how to overcome adversity.
I've overcome a lot of adversity.
I came from Scotland, both my mom and dad died.
My dad died of the COVID vaccine and my mom died of a yeast infection.
I also lost my friend Annie to a lawn mower accident where she was decapitated.
I've been through struggle.
I can fix them how to overcome.
Thank you.
Well, this is Shade Man.
Come on, get out of here.
I'm trying to be realistic.
I'm totally going to see what I can do.
I'll also put on a few hours in the social media where I have the largest following out
of anyone in the city to see if they think it's a good idea.
If they're idea.
If it works, we can look into it.
If not, we're going.
Thank you.
Woo!
Woo!
I please ask you to politely refrain from throwing things
up here.
Thank you very much.
Next question we'll head up until the second question,
the open floor.
Mr. Shake Bad, do you have the budget and authority
to put on an event?
They get ridiculous with more and more, wow, I can't speak here.
It's completely unnecessary, man.
What are you putting on there?
I'd like to do a series of competitions.
One thing's for people that smile, most laughs.
Thank you.
Can you hear me? Is it okay?
I would put on heterosexual day where we all heterosexual celebrate our sexual
doing a nice big parade. All the women would be proud to show their touch to vagina.
It will be a great day to celebrate everybody's freedom straight
Thank you
You don't like that's what are you gay quick doing what you gay that person's gay. Oh, thank you. Sorry, so
Yeah, it's okay, mr. Corleone
I will be hosting a triathlon for Sandy Shores to show all the beautiful things that Sandy Shores offers.
From our farmers, to our fishers, to our hunters, and our weed growers.
I will be putting on a huge event, not only for Sandy Shores, but for Los Santos to really show the power that it still has,
even after it's large big fall.
Yeah, did you do it?
All right.
You mean?
All righty.
Thank you, ma'am.
Just go ahead and take a seat there.
Actually, you know what?
I have a drawing me up here.
This concludes our prepared portion.
Before we open the door, each candidate will get one minute
for anything that they feel we didn't ask about
or anything that they want the public to know.
Please, again, we oppose Mr. Revec.
Stilano, you will have one minute
to address anything you feel necessary.
If you feel excited, your time will be starting
with Mr. Stilano.
Thank you very much, Your Honor.
I know that a lot of our wonderful candidates
have been promising some incredibly huge
Fantastic things, but we have to stay relatively free of us, right? We are in a tentative, but fragile
day where if we do not establish a foundation, and I know that's boring, I know that's boring.
But that's my job as the mayor to be the boring one so you can do that.
You sure do.
I'd like to appeal to the citizens of Blaine County, from human being to another, I'm an immigrant, I'm from Scotland, I don't like pronouns, and my mum found my dad having a homosexual affair in a premier inn in Scotland, forever changing the trajectory of her life.
My dad then went and died of the COVID vaccine and then my mom of a super yeast infection.
I know what it's like to overcome.
All right.
I know what it's like.
I came here with a vision of a brighter future and I think I can deliver that brighter future
for all the subtletons of Los Santos.
I'm in touch with you.
I know what you want.
I know what you need.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you, and I look forward to earning the votes every step of the way.
Ladies and gentlemen, as it stands, there is no competition behind me.
behind me, those mayoral bates of Sam Tours.
Here they come.
I suggest you do the right thing.
And vote your votes.
Matters.
Units.
We'll make Sandy Shores a great place to live again with no faculty taxes.
Thank you very much.
Respect.
I don't want to get emotional
But I want to promise you something I
Know what I'm doing
I've ran businesses. I own businesses
I've done shows. I've created many things and they want to the kind of a her to survive
No, no
No?
Yeah.
No powers.
Being this records?
Fuck no.
I've done it all.
I know how to run ship and I will know how to run our city.
I'm gonna involve community.
I have backings.
Mays Bank Arena.
The Vanilla Unicorn.
I know people in high places and I know what it'll take to run us into the moon.
Not the ground.
Yeah.
Give me a chance.
Let me show you what I can do, and let me show you that I've already been including you in every thought that I've been doing through this entire campaigning.
I've talked to the citizens. I've talked to the police force. I've talked to the doctors. I know what we need to succeed.
And I know how to get shit done. Don't Naomi stop.
Nope.
Yeah, Naomi!
Hey, why is it you can fool me with your name?
Yeah.
Losanto.
I'm gonna get fucking real with you.
How many times do we have to learn?
Every one of these fucking elections
we put someone so goddamn boring
and what happens?
It turns out they're not a good mayor.
Promises made, promises lied.
It's the same lesson over
and fucking over again.
Will you turn your key when I turn mine?
This whole fucking thing,
this whole format of the debate
thing. This whole format of the debate is the sickness I've been talking about. We're
giving classroom presentations. It's neat. It's tidy. We are not neat and tidy. We
need to get raw, real. The ability to talk back. It's interesting. This whole thing
is a snooze fest and you don't want someone in charge who just lies down and freaking
takes it. We need someone to bring the energy, someone to bring the fun. I am sick and tired
of this lesson that we have not learned, a vote for me is a vote for each and every one of us.
Winners and losers. Vote Ramaswani or vote nothing. Oh, save it.
Woo, machinery, okay, sometimes. Woo, spice it up. Woo!
Nobody. Thank you all. Every candidate that we have to decide will be opening up to the floor.
I'll be asking Judge Barry Johnson,
who will be bringing up in the video,
who will be asking questions of candidates.
Again, they will have a minute each.
Carmella, your first.
Come on up here, introduce yourselves.
And ask your question.
Hello, everyone. I'm Carmella. Hello, Candidates. Nice to see you all. You're all doing amazing.
Hello.
All right. Los Santos is beautiful and incredible in many different ways, but it's been a long
and stressful two years to get to this point. So if you were to be elected as mayor, what
What would you do to keep expanding Los Santos in a positive way?
All right.
Let's start with this little bit.
Thank you for the question, Carmella.
Here's what I'm going to do to make Los Santos a positive way.
First and foremost, I just want to say all of my opponents, I have
been threatened nonstop.
see me as a fork in the machine.
Someone they wish they could eliminate,
and to them, I give them the kiss of death.
Because guess what? They want to bring me...
Oh my God!
Oh my god, oh my god.
What just happened?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, a good chance.
It's holy shit.
Who, who rocked them and deserves his one?
That's how it is.
I'm moving for Shankar's party.
That was nothing.
I was around for J.S.
Let me get this way.
Let me help you.
Let me help you.
Come here.
I can't see the way.
I can't see the way.
Hey, yo.
Rubble swum.
If you're a real American, stand up and take a picture, man.
Oh, I can't see the way.
I can't see the way.
I can't see the way.
Hey, yo.
Rubble swum.
If you're a real American, stand up and take a picture, man.
I don't know why he did that, I don't know what the fuck he was thinking about.
That self-defense only?
Yeah, that has to be terrorism.
That has to be terrorism where were you?
It's okay exit. See you're safe. You're not a politician like these goddamn other people you good you good sweetie
I was right. You did you see me running told you I was ready to catch a bullet and put it in my body
They didn't even shoot the politicians! They shot Carmella!
Oh God! Why did they shoot Carmella?
Come on!
Why did they shoot Carmella?
Why wouldn't they? Yo!
Hey, come on man, she's chill.
No, I'm not gonna be done. Yo, what up?
If Tony was mayor this would have never happened never happen
Criminals should have the right to carry yo T you need to fucking work on that
Fellowes should have this bitch yo
Shut down the debates will ask that you guys
you guys live along please.
Hey yo, I don't think you four
nines on God cut. Look on that.
Help me. I'm going to make a
part in American brother. Tony,
you need an escort out of here.
I'm not. I got my boys with me.
They're right. Oh, man, I'm sorry.
Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
We got that way for wanks
Are you okay
Oh
Beautiful thank you so much for your help
I'm just fine you shit
His legs staying here is he coming out
I'm gonna go schoolboy. Yeah, we're right here still saying
so you want me to put you as deputy mayor yeah all right so if I get it if I
get it yeah sure
oh shit sorry all right
yeah all right all right
Callie I'll see you later man my height still busting man
Nah, I forget not to cook.
Dude, I sl- I sl-
I'm gonna win that ass, honestly.
I took three naps.
Holy f**k.
Yo, time is gonna be new, bruh.
You know what I mean?
What?
This is gonna be new, bruh.
I- I don't know how I feel you being part of politics and shit, man.
Next time, maybe you'll get shot at and shit.
Yeah, man. And then we should make an album.
I
Units revenge
I'm an idea bro, or we come by we shoot you with blanks and you stand up and there you go I
Would take a boy and I just did for this county. You know I'm saying I just I just got killed
Maybe tough maybe tough. Yes, you know fucking time that that's that's if you get to the top you feel me
They'll be fucking fire I'm gonna lie I didn't think I was gonna win by it's I mean the clearly I'm gonna win
And then we do this over the top of the opponent's right we are with them we're gonna shoot with blanks
And then we swap them out with real bullets and we shoot them
But but but but I'm gonna be fucking fire
What we doing?
You guys want to try this action I try scuba. Yes. Yes. I don't want to do
Let's stop at the store. I get a scuba tank
can we go to first we're doing it real quick after him yeah
I need to get out first and maybe drop me at the close of while we do
time
lady move
move back move back move back
yeah no it's so bad
I have a little micro freeze
fuck
Yeah, how many guys buy I think we should buy two
What the fuck are you cut?
We're taking so like we grab another one from the trunk and then just go back in.
Yeah.
Yeah, I should go back in.
Yeah, I like that.
I'm gonna put my actual one in the trunk.
What are you, backpack cook?
Ah, fuck it.
It's just, I'd rather just leave it in the trunk.
They don't get lines.
Oh yeah, I mean fuck it.
Alright, I'll put it in my goddamn backpack.
Now, how much did you find in the ocean, man?
Is that a lot of shit?
Like, uh, like, like crashed ships?
Fucking, like...
like 21 chests and it was like a hundred and one gold nuggets but it ranges right you can find like
maybe three gold nuggets or 11 gold nuggets in one or an smg baddie, shag and baddie,
pistol baddie, and peat coin, and a bunch of stuff, pearl necklace,
so those are who? there's a who shot his monster anyway.
I
Looked like chatterbacks
Dude with a factually become mayor, I don't even
If I think I'm definitely gonna become the mayor
You should get arrested then then for climbing show again
Otherwise, they'll all lower your chances. I mean you your competition is this saved man and the fucking gay guy like you're good
I mean if you make that a lot of them run the swam the lobby guy. I mean this
Sanctus I wanted for Sandy
My way, oh my god, it could be huge for us
We can be basil a bunch of money
Okay, my go to prison for life if I do that. Yeah, Jesus, I go on run soon
I'm trying to figure out who this is.
What up?
Yo, yo, man, I see a contraption, homie.
Can I see a contraption?
It's literally just storage generally.
Yeah, hi.
Very nice.
Hi, I like it.
Yo, I never said fucking poor.
Fuck yeah.
That's a fire photo I fuck with ants.
Oh Tony, I took a bunch of pictures of you with your own back.
So, I painted this last night, okay?
So basically what it meant is that this is the group and that's me at the front, canning
the whole pack on my top again, motherfucker!
Yeah, right.
That's time.
Yeah, that's usually the toughest
Damn
You're the yeti
What's up, I'm
What's up, I'm a shit
Well, it works.
I think it should be out of the wall a little bit so that the blue thing is hidden.
I really hate the blue thing, I think it makes me feel like a whole thing look stupid.
See, it's just really dumb.
Look, there's always going to be a gap, I hate that shit.
I'll fix that later, that's fine.
I think I should put some stuff away though, first.
Yeah, try opening this game here.
Um, okay, everything on the ground is mine, to be honest.
Just remember this.
Yeah, it was on the app before, but I don't see it anymore.
If you had keys previously when I was on the other app, you'll still have keys.
I don't think there's a way to remove you.
Yeah, but how do you get someone keys in?
That's a great question that I believe
I made the ground messy but everything on the ground is mine pretty much like I made
the ground my shit. Yeah, I'm over there. Yo, should go to the
I'm not gonna go over this. I'm not drowned by goodness. Yeah, it's really happy
That's what
All right, what's on this?
No
I
Do the gang
Almost having it almost have it almost have it my head
Yeah, it is.
That's right.
Where's my super suit?
Um, is that a dry suit or a wet suit or whatever?
Really?
Chad, I thought there was one in here, no?
Sticky sports
Spam no body
Body
Flippers?
Well, what are the flippers at?
I think they have the thing, right?
The snorkel.
I can tell you have good taste.
What's it called, yet?
Is it called scuba?
No, they don't have it.
I mean, I know they have it down here somewhere.
you're working it. That's from our exclusive line chat. This is somebody's
Here's a lamp.
Did I pass it?
A rebreather.
So when you put it on, it puts it on, right, for free, right?
I'm sure it does
But I like the goggles though, I think I should put the goggles anyway because I think they're cool shit
Great on you
It's perfect on you
Dude so cool
Did you find your size?
You shouldn't wear that, X.
Why not?
Because you're going to put on a scuba tank right after, so you know what I'm saying?
You don't want to wear a scuba tank while you're wearing a scuba tank, by the way.
But I like it!
Alright, but when you put on the other one, you're going to know I'm Tomo.
It looks so... Take a picture of you, stay still.
I have an idea. I have an idea.
I put this on, then I take it off, and then we go to the other spot.
I bite one, and then bite the other one.
Is it all scubble gloves?
It's all scubble gloves.
It's all scubble gloves.
They don't scuba gloves
Take your time
Bra
You know if there's a scuba fucking helmet I
Don't know how I don't know. I mean, I don't know if there is
Maybe just he must maybe
Oh shit, oh shit
Hey, that's cool shit. No. Oh shit. That's cool. No
Yeah
We have that in multiple colors. Oh
Oh my god
Here you go. Oh my god
What up bitch I'm the scuba
Hey, how long is your life?
Um
That's not then this off I got the best picture of you ever
there what the fuck was on was on me let's go hello I got a picture don't
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
You guys are fucking stupid, man.
I look like a real diver.
You guys are fucking brain dead.
I look great.
They're making fun of me and shit.
I have a close fit.
No, I don't know.
Not a real game.
Look at the group chat.
Yeah, no shit.
Is that what was that?
Look at the picture I said I texted you.
Fuck you, don't post that shit.
Do not post that shit.
Dude.
It's private, it's private.
It's private for us.
Oh my god.
I have no good pictures on my phone man, I always forget to take pictures man.
Yeah how about we go die at the motherfucking at the damn.
Is there a treasure down there, Tom?
I wanted to try diving in other places where I know we're like...
So can ships are in shanks?
Ah, it's going into it!
But we only tried diving.
Wait, wait, wait, let's try...
Okay, so let's...
So since we have two scuba tanks, let's do the first one...
Here that we know.
So X can know what it's like.
Then we'll go.
Yo, I've been scuba-diving for 20 years, yo!
Nah, but it's finding the treasure.
It's like, uh...
You never done it before but also
You're not something I love pick the fucking boat, bro all the way and it was it was like you can go all the way
Should we you should we not do that? Or is it more towards the shore?
Now you can like
You're gonna be looking for like when you swim into the middle from all the way down to the floor
But I mean they could be anywhere in there
We're usually more than the and then you're gonna look for bubbles bubbles coming from the chase
Yeah
Then dance bumping
Damn
How the fuck did you even get out of the car?
No, sleep belt check, huh?
I just had to look for my super suits.
Can we make fun of my outfit?
Just, just, just, just, just to see you, I mean.
Just, just, just to see you, mate.
Right, boys.
Right, boys.
Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh.
Okay, so we should all spread out, right?
Why? Oh, our bubbles.
So we're not like competing against each other?
Okay.
Good luck.
Then I'll take you to the end.
What is this max? Am I gonna die by the room? I'll follow their max?
What the fuck are the bubbles?
Oh my god, wait, that's really fast, is that new?
Holy shit, is that new?
Wait, I mean, I mean, new?
Yeah, when you're not holding shift, it's pretty bad at speed.
Oh!
Is that bubbles?
I'm
Even if you came on
I can do it in first person, but I can't do it in third person, there, found him.
I can only medium swim in first person.
Old Megat's Gold Chain.
Alright.
Oh, my God.
What?
I don't know.
You're a good boy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Can't believe I didn't see you!
I have no idea what you're doing.
I thought you were talking to me about me.
I'm sorry.
You don't know me?
I'm a weirdo!
You're a weirdo!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
You're a weirdo!
I'm sorry!
It's not great.
Over all this tomorrow.
Can we get, can we get, can we get maybe reps?
That's like, it was like 50 bucks, I fit behind a 50 bucks, yeah.
that ability really do anything, it's fine to get a boat and find bubbles with boats
Somehow.
Yeah, the lower you are, the closer it drains you, I mean, I get it.
Try like, try like, you would boat, then dive down when somebody at the back.
Just a sea, then boat, dive down, boat, dive down, and just keep doing that as a repeat.
I don't leave any point like just acting swimming all the way through.
Um, I don't remember what I was going to play.
Bruh.
Bruh!
Bruh, we're swimming yo!
Die man!
Die!
Die, see ya!
God damn it, dude!
Um...
That's a lot of water, if you know.
Got it.
Two, two pass.
Yeah, especially how to control a 909, it's very difficult.
these that makes a first person and the person
this is absolutely awful
I mean, if that's not terrible, right?
Can't open your items in the water?
Makes sense.
Wait, getting up is actually takes a lot of time though.
I think that didn't give us that then.
What's the boat?
Over there.
Shark wave!
Jaws?
Alright, we're going to only get one more.
There is a lot of swan here.
I mean, not bad, but still terrible.
Goodbye, Lidl and Lauren.
The only party fish is happy
As I'm the worst
The fish are not unhappy
It's not perfect
Here we go
The only party fish is happy
They're in for our personal fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Yes, you both be on big page
But go under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fly us and eat us
In frequency
We want the non-coach, not the poor. Under the scenery, I've got no trouble. We got no trouble.
Under the sea, under the sea.
Chai, I don't see how this is going to get done unless you get a really, really good item.
Here, I just met John. He's in the air. He's in the air. He's got to play.
We got this baby. I'm okay. Under the sea.
Let's get something insane.
But it wouldn't really make sense that much if you just came back.
There's a whole lot of pictures in the water, you know.
You're gonna have something to laugh at.
Look how fat this is in the water! Look how fat this is!
Hello?
Ah, the boats!
Well, yeah!
Uh, the water.
Uh, I'm gonna pick you up, man.
Because you're not going to see me.
You're not going to see me.
You're not going to see me.
I'm not going to see you.
You're not going to see me.
I'm not going to see you.
I'm not going to see you.
Hello?
Ah, the boats. Well, yeah.
I'm gonna pick you up man, cuz you're probably running out of oxygen this way.
No, no, no, I'm going.
Are you using both?
No.
Wait, how much longer do you have left, man?
I can't see you from, man. Maybe like 50 left?
Alright.
Alright, maybe that's like 3-4 minutes.
Alright.
and
I really don't like boats in this game, they're so finicky.
the
boat will run out of fuel way too fast
look at this
it's running out
Am I okay?
What are you doing?
Give me.
Leave me alone you welfare trash!
What?
What?
Oh, the side of that car.
I think I can love this car.
Sultan Mk2 Classic?
This is where the trouble was already.
It doesn't have trouble when it's native.
Like if you just get like this, but now there's not a trouble.
It's a triple on it, but it doesn't.
Let me try it.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.
It's effective.
Oh, hey, there's that one.
Well, I'm guessing that the sound is doing it, but it doesn't have the actual triple on it.
Because I've driven it strong with the triple on it, so way better.
The second gear should not be this long, fuck that.
Nice to blow up, but it doesn't do that.
Yo, I'm in a core, let me pick up.
Yo, yeah, yeah, I got a P, hurry.
Well yeah, I'm on the toast, what happened?
I sent you my location.
Night.
Night.
Night, I get it.
I thought one was different than the other ones
in the cars, but the story is completely different.
Chad, I drew this car first.
So, but why is it doing like a weird, like, blow off valve bullshit, like, when I'm in
the middle of third gear?
Why is that Victor doing it?
Seriously?
Seriously
Really brother. I told he's taking a nap. I'm gonna pee. Bye
Says use the Sultan RS. No, no, no, that was that was later on the in Japan. Oh or
2.5 or whatever that the 3.0 was still the MEG Classic. It's the MK2 Classic.
I need to pop the head to go slow again.
I need it.
A tuning dongle?
I'll just...
Holy shit.
Let's get that shit on.
What was that?
Um, what was I saying?
Completely forgot.
Well, like I said, I think that the game-nated has one, but, um, like I'm telling you, it's
one thing, it's custom.
And you get a server, like the blowoff would only come in, we had a turbo on it, and it
was a pretty bad car.
But they would be busted once you put it in.
Yo, where you at?
It's a mere location.
It's a mere location.
Yo, where's uh, boy, on it?
PPS.
No.
Well this guy is not very good if he's not good at it, like he's gonna be shit.
Yeah, it's ass.
It's terrible, it's not like I used to be back in the days.
This part would be really bad doing mountain goat shit, no?
Oh there he is, he was blending, yo you were a camel, cut.
I
Mean I'm down to do a scuba diving at another location and check it out. Yes, if you guys don't want I can do
The man left you are you want to try to get in there now is a I don't think it's worth it personally, but
That's I don't know about humane labs
Yes
right
When I do know a dive location, you'll hear me on Latch Bank.
It'll probably be like a 20 minute adventure.
Oh, where's Mr. Lanyard?
I'm sure, I know he's working security.
Again?
Yeah.
I'm fired.
Wait, why?
Lane thought I was trying to scan him on his security deal.
Unintentionally I got told that's they were doing 50k
Or they wanted 50k for security
For the events and then I got told that they weren't gonna do it so I said fuck it
I'll do it for 15k and then lame thought I was trying to scam him out of a deal when I got told they weren't
No, thanks because it didn't meet the price
And then lame fired me
the security deal they just better get I mean it didn't make sense what no the
security job at the casino die did you guys get paid yesterday when you did
that yeah that was that what you did in 7500 so then what whatever yeah we'll be
happy when it gets ready again I'm just I'm it's just a little confusing how we
We invited you guys to go do jobs with us.
You guys said you're doing a different job.
You got paid for that job.
We got paid for our job.
Are you guys giving us a cut of your fucking job?
No.
So why do we have to give a cut of all of that?
I don't understand.
Damn son of a bitch!
Holy crap!
I don't understand.
You win them fights!
I win them fights!
I thought for a second that maybe Lang didn't get paid for that shit so that's why he was
upset but if he's making money from it then why does it matter?
He's like $2,500.
Okay, but he said the job that he's doing now is going to pay him $20k.
So surely he's going to be fine after that, right?
Hopefully, yeah.
Because, yo, most of the materials that we're getting from the jobs that we're doing, we
buy that shit.
And all the materials that we're buying, all the shit that we're buying, like the
crop stuff, we're like, like, like 5, 10K.
We just put it back in, you know, we keep reinvesting.
Yeah, but what I'm saying, my bank is almost empty.
yeah same that like 6k or something okay well I have more but you say we get
some fucking insane shit so and if we spent an hour doing APM's we'd have
enough money for the next three months but yeah you guys I don't think we're
ready for that comes in Jesus Christ I I was the second yo yo what up
We're near the pound shop yo
Oh
To two units was game so I was playing on speaker, bro. We're done. We need a pound shop right next to it
Yeah, right to go to the punch. Yeah. Yeah, I'll meet you there
I got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna get changed. We can't show them that we're like this shit
You too plan
What is laughing at a game like this?
I'm not gonna let you get away with it.
I'm not gonna let you get away with it.
Been waiting, I've been so much like that.
You're awesome!
Thanks! Hope you have a great day!
Yo, what up?
I love you, love me, I'm mad so I can take it off.
So I had it in my pocket.
Yo!
Welcome to those exciting stories in the whole world!
I think that same look in your eyes before it ain't good for you, it ain't good for me,
Oh
Nice what up, sorry Larry
fuck that i'm not part of the park in this shit
bang what up
hello what good how you doing welcome to the shop
what up we only shit what the fuck up
Oh my god, it's fucking loaded again. I thought we unloaded this shit
Yeah, I'll load this shit how it's the fault
Huh, I don't know we brought in some shit that's some shit we did like a night word for whatever the fuck
I just make bulls hit right? Just give me $10.
No, no. For now, I'm just a contact manager.
Okay.
Jesus Christ. Wait, but the mega-counter didn't go up that much?
No, now something's going on with the mega-counter. Something's going on with that expensive column.
I
Get in order layer. Yeah, I've got some watches right here
By the way, I'm taking a number one spot is over for you. That's unlikely
Yo motherfuckers, motherfuckers, yo, yo, I was the bed of this shit was that fucking 100k
He said 120, what?
What the fuck, I want the bed of this shit was that 100k or 120, he said 130, so all
day it made plus 10,000, nah.
Nah.
We reinvested the money, you know what I'm saying?
Nah, I-
Why don't you spend an hour-
You go spend an hour doing pawn runs, let's see if it can last an hour.
Huh?
You complain about free bread, boy?
What would I-
I- I had these fucking dunes to do it, motherfucka-
Yeah, well the goons eat breaks, brother.
Fuck that!
They're not man's.
A break, sir!
Fuck, I- I come here!
A fuck? I- I- I ain't taking breaks!
Motherfucker, I-
I have it! You have it! I have it!
No fucking problem!
I have a fucking break!
Alright, come here, follow me, follow me, follow me
Nah, nah, come follow me real quick
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, come follow me
Look at the PC
Right
Go, go, look at the stats
Look at the stats sheet, my boy
Amy, look at that
Then Larry's a fucker
What's Larry at?
Holy shades
Hey Larry! Mother fucker!
I
Look at every he's got a box in his hands. I never look at his stats. They don't they're going up
They're not what he's barely taking boxes out and it's that aren't going up. Is he taking breaks? I
Think he's
Any unstuck and they reached again don't come from yo
Looking at these stats looking at these hits is that because you're working. Yeah, that's what I said
I'm just overly
I haven't done pawns since what's today today's Thursday. I haven't a partner in surprise
And here's a bonus number five you from the tens of my heart is a whole new
Oh, and how's it?
Take all of it
We got we got a
Payments, I'm gonna be honest
Now look at the thing here's the thing. I'm just doing it a gross amount. It should be paid across
Who does what work like on here? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, it's like this is the only person that you pay and zone
But keep it a buck. So maybe like Larry's getting there. I guess
So what in the fucking toodle-do is motherfucking Larry doing yo, I
Don't know yo
Tell us
I'm saying no look it just looks like that cuz because me and Zon did it like a gross amount. That's why I looked
Yo, yo, chill chill chill son chill cover for him you cover him boy. No, I'm just saying that I'm saying
I'm just saying how it is man. You want me to fucking lie you want me to lie?
That will make me heat up this knife and put it up your ass real shit cousin
real shit
put this shit on a stove, let it heat up, and put it up your fucking ass
you keep playing around like that
real spiel, the only reason why I don't want that, cause what if
you kinda like it, and then I'm gonna be chasing that
you freaky ass motherfucker
well I'm just saying, you never know
you're a freak
I'm not a freak, I'm just talking about it
well, I'm just more interested in why the other guys aren't doing shit
cause if they're not doing shit, it means they're not at the shop
selling some product, and then the other dude runs it
So, oh, you lock the door behind you, lock it, die.
Now, every time I see your ass,
you got a box in your hands,
and every time I look at your stats, it ain't going up.
Something's going on here, pal.
Tesla is ready to fuck me out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, okay, we ain't gotta take off the knife, brother.
We were doing a little group signature,
trying to get our bread up, and we were just chilling,
And then we're gonna spend our night, you know, doing a bunch of pawn shop balls. We would never, you know
I love working here. All I do is work. I love working here. I'm sorry about that
They gonna stab me in the ass later
Don't stab him in the ass, Bobby. Please, no, Bobby, and I'm a shove it in his ass
No, no, no, but no, but no, no, no, no, like we had like 70,000 to clean and there's enough shit in here to clean like 300,000
Nothing's flying up the shelves. Yo, what the fuck's going up the product man?
No, but I'm sorry like I said we were doing we were doing like group six because we were trying to reach on them
We're trying to buy a penthouse, you know, so we're getting our bread up like a beginning day
We're putting bread up and then we're gonna spend the rest of our nights doing nothing but pawn
That's our entire day's gonna be pawn. So by the time you wake up tomorrow all this is gonna be clean, right?
No, also also. Yeah, also to be fair we bring you guys free product
Shit, we robbed houses and then we just put it here. So you
No, no, no, you could pay yourself for market value minus 50% for that.
You feel me?
Can you say that one more time?
It was a little earthquake.
I said it.
You could pay yourself for the product minus 50% for commission.
What are commissioners?
Don't worry about that.
Anyway, um, all I give a fuck about is that there's a guy working the counter at all times all
Every hour of the night. So there's a client coming in. He can sell a product and we just don't awful this shit or stack, yo
Yeah, listen, we down to do that. Well, we're just waiting on the shit to be
There's shit. Oh look at me. Marty. No, we're waiting. No, we're waiting. No, we're waiting for the fucking to buy the shit
We're just waiting on something like that. No, what the fuck you talking about?
So we're we're waiting on the calculator the thing the calculator thing you haven't given the calculator yet
What you have school through the building updated fixes is being business
Currently going maintenance brother. This shit takes time, you know
So that's what they're working on an average then we're doing average or some shit like make up some numbers and make sense
So you could buy and sell I just want that says we're all here since we're all here matters will make it clear
What is their commission per order that they buy Jean-Paul?
Depends what the margin is that based on the product value and the actual
effective sales return yo.
Okay, so if I walked in here, I wanted to sell 15 TVs and Larry buys them.
What is this commission on the 15 TVs brother?
30% 20% 20%
I think 30 is what is good because that's what me and Martin said.
Well, I'm cool bang
30% yo yo, I mean are we selling this shit at a good price though?
Well, that would be on them right all right 30% 30% but if it's 30%
I bet he see all getting deals out the wazoo
I'm gonna see the client line up like a fucking centipede out the front door yo. Oh, we got a problem
Hey, this ain't our first program. This ain't our post rodeo
That's 30% of the profit from the deal so if you sell it for less, you make more money.
I mean if you buy it for less, you make more money, exactly.
Well, because guys at the end of the day, we got competition, everybody's gonna be out
there trying to scum some deals, you know.
We need to find where to get the people that come in here right so the product
But if nobody's doing the fucking orders, it's gonna lay on the ground man
But right now what we do is a get them in here between trucks. We can't put it in here
Any solutions
No
I mean
Marty is there we made
Run the shit money buddy pain and pain in some of the walls we made yesterday, right pain extra to get this shit off the fucking shelves
bothering me I
Don't got no, I don't have zero rolls
What?
They have all of it
Yo
Yo, yo, you guys what I was done is they clean your shit, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I just gave you a last bit on my book.
You want what I got right now?
Well, no, I mean, how much?
There's someone, there's someone, there's someone that I gave money to that has not
given it back.
Who is it?
It could be Zon.
It's not Ernesto.
It's, uh, it's not Zon.
I never give Ernie anything.
Somebody.
I sent you with it.
I, I, if this bill as such isn't figured out before I enter this door, somebody's getting
fucking debunked.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's definitely Primo.
What is the ball in this bitch?
There's primo, I remember something, I remember something, something, something
Let me call him, let me call him
Call him, I'll call him
Yo, we're gonna get like 85 game bills or some shit, yo
Who is it?
66k
Is it you?
No, no, no, no, it's not me
Is it you?
What do we call a New Yorker now?
It's the guy with the New York accent
Is it you?
No, no, not me
It's Tim, it's Tim
It's not me
That shit done in a spiffy two hours. That shit was done. I mean I have I have roles, but that was the rehab
They'll take Kevin excuse me, so you're not babe. I'm stressed out die
As long as it's the bear, huh silly decreasing
Anyway, so I think we get the elections are rising like 68,000 or some shit, right?
Right.
Marty.
I got it.
It's being handled, man.
It's been 66,000.
I know where the money is.
All right.
6,000 die where the money is all right
All right chill we chill we get that yeah, we contact no more nights
Well, we need is updates yo like oh yo we got too much product. Oh, yeah, we got nobody on the counter like this is a real fucking job
I mean, whoa the thing is what we're kind of lost to but look look is they this it hasn't been it's probably been a full day now
the more time goes the more we're going to have this ship the balls you give me our grip and a Titan. Yeah
I'm gonna visit you the bone shot so much product is this way and how many clients are getting
Right, we'll give you we'll give you a scouted enough scouting report. We'll give you reports. Bye. Never you guys more than you call any of the comments
No, I business can jump listen
I'm making it I'm making it in the calculator
So when y'all want to buy by the way like if I come in with 40 items all y'all got to do is take a photo of the 40 items
Drop it on the calculator, and it'll calculate everything for you, and then you can see a leg
Yeah, then you can scale like a slider if you want to scan them motherfucker. You just crank that bitch down
But if you want the price you put it in the middle and you want to pay like best prices
It's a homeboy with a good connect. You just crank this shit over the max
Okay, that's less confirm right now. We still aren't buying shit because we're waiting on that. Is this correct?
So we all are on the same page.
I have to take pictures of every single item and then upload it into a database.
So it's going to take a minute.
All right.
I just wanted to confirm so we all understand, okay.
All right.
Who moved his product?
Kuchy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Business concluded.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
I'm gonna jam again.
Uh, we're well, we're well. We gotta talk about your future.
and
You've got a lot from Harry.
We got a lot from Harry.
Nevermind, forget it.
X, you need to stop coming in and giving these crazy hostile things for things that are already
being sorted, motherfucker.
Okay.
I'm going to drive him away.
Okay.
Then tell me.
All right, give us a second. Oh, I'm hot. Oh, I'm hostile. I understood
All right, what's the situation?
What's the higher employees will that time actual employees right if some guys been working here 24 hours and his death went up by
3000 he's doing fuck all
bro they've been listen they've been hired for 12 hours okay or 60 15 hours and
they alternate right because we're not paying them and they understand that
currently they're not being paid so two of them stay here and do the runs while
the rest of them make actual money because they have to survive
I
Shoot him I do think
The fuck you doing the fuck are you doing?
This is the clue to yo
Anyways, you were saying mark
Uh... until they get paid, we have to give them some leniency, because so far we haven't
paid them a fucking dollar, made some of them bust their ass off, and then be like,
oh, you know what, do more work, and by the way, you still have zero dollars, you know?
Like we have to not be so crazy on you.
I agree, and I also know how to make this better, by the way.
Favoritory issue.
I also gave them um four wedges. All right, and I gave them extra money and
the fuck and
Lost my shit. I thought
We gave them those wedges right and we said go have fun go enjoy your night
All right, so and now you're coming back and nailing at them or enjoying their night. You know what I'm saying all right
It's like the parents like tell their kids like go have a good time
And...
That's brilliant!
And again, I'm gonna be like...
Like, they're all cool, like, they can take it, they can take it, but they have a tolerance
point where they're like, fuck this, this isn't even fucking... fuck this shit, you know
what I'm saying?
Alright, yeah, those guys are gangsters in the end of the day, listen, I don't wanna make
this better.
Agreed, agreed.
We should get a storage unit and have them buy the product and the product goes in the
storage unit and then when they wanna run contracts they can go and pick the exact items
they want to bring to the pawn shop to run the contracts.
Feel like I would put my job if I had that that shit. This is sounds fucking tedious as shit
Brother, you know what's more tedious?
Go look on the ground there and go try to run a specific car. I see that I see that
So then what they should do, okay?
We need to have a new system. Maybe we'll drop it somewhere else then maybe in some bin somewhere some shit
There's all the bullshit. Yeah
Maybe in some secret bin
What do you mean a secret game, what does that mean?
Like a garbage bin out back?
Like a bunch of them somewhere, they're going to spot and they put all the trash in there
and there's not really going to contracts and all the good shit in there.
And then they, yeah.
The thing, the thing is, the thing is, the thing is, I don't think you guys understand
this part, but we need to be running international contracts, right?
Like that needs to be done.
They can't even get the right items in the safe to be able to do that because we are
some bombarded with items everywhere yep you're right let me check it might be
more tedious but if they go to a unit I said that already
Oh chop chop parts are very un-magnetic I mean right
Like this is easy global like this this is a man now
Wait, is this simple Medallion?
Computer monitor, that phones are a rare shit.
Fedders we had that
Simple medallion
So who that oh
What games are behind on these
This is fucking stressful. Holy shit. This is shit. Oh
I don't even realize I'm on storage like this.
Yo, shouldn't we go bartering with other spots then? Just do our contracts, yo!
Uh, what?
Shouldn't we barter with other pawn shops so that we can finish our contracts?
I'm down. I'm down to do that.
actually we should do that right now yeah because we have a bunch of interesting
contracts nearly complete we're just missing their shit for it yeah mostly
televisions laptop on monitors and some fucking fucking stone phones stone
phones are very yet the slime locals well I'm gonna be actively updated actually
I might I might why don't you and tone go and then I'm gonna stay here and take
photos of all these items for our calculator all right you're right
the good money we got to go to the
hospital my leg broke and that angst
i'm just joking
oh shit there's five back right now you're lagging
yeah i'm i like it i need a screens
i think it's just me and you
hey
I'm starting to get real angry about this shit
Yeah, it's one of the stressful shades I
Mean, I don't I don't mind them having fun and show like that. That's all good it right I can didn't want to work here
Then I'm you know, I mean
Zuck is working like crazy. Then I've been doing it 10% of what I was doing. Yo
I'm gonna lie. It's not taking all the good-natured arms before they know and then then the bad jobs are the ones left
Like think about it, if you were to work, right?
You're gonna have to be taking all the good jobs,
and then there's all shit jobs left,
that's not really gonna motivate the other staff.
You're right.
They're probably fucking over the boys, that ass.
And we should be able to fucking do like 20 orders of the bad shit then.
Because we should be able to unload a lot of these stupid like,
golden and pearl negatives.
All at once.
We have too many.
Man, it would be nice if we could select how many we wanted through for a run,
based off the number we have.
Like for example, the max you can do is 15 in one.
We should try to talk to M-Wang.
He has a bigger track.
We need to change it around.
But it's so fucking loud, I can't hear anything.
Yeah!
Ah!
Oh shit!
Ah!
Ah!
There was a fucking earplugs on!
Fucking!
More of that shit, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I get a new apple, so I'm fucking...
Translation.
Dude, what if I get married?
If you get married, I don't know.
Oh, mayor!
There's a man in...
There's a... there's a man in...
and that bandana is tough
tough as shit
give me the pink one
excuse me for your heart sorry
My apology.
Hello!
Hey.
What's up all of them?
Smile like again.
We'll get the Riley fever when you have Canada for too long.
Yep.
Um, I don't know.
Alright, thank you.
We've done that research on that.
Yep.
Got out of the corn next thing you know.
Got out of Canada for so long that that catches the...
Oh, it could also just be...
I'm just a little busy.
Tudor.
Nice.
Wait, how? Wait, how?
What?
Alright, we can roll out.
That!
Yeah, we're good though, Jane.
You playing games?
Yeah, I was just trying to shut out.
I can easily be directed if I want to, I just don't want to.
I'm bored already.
How damn are you playing? I'm gonna come up the bank.
And I was just playing the fucking out of here.
Come on!
That's my last time forgiving him.
We have to, um, like a mean mod and so many, so many bills.
What are we going to do?
We're going to barter.
Because by now, but the ATM money is crazy.
I think we should be doing a great deal of the, it's so much money.
ATMs?
Yes, ma'am.
It's so much.
I got the car bar and the wedge.
Yeah, I'm going to get some as well, but we need to have a lot of wedges here.
I need to get my wedge from the storage units.
Yes, I'm doing a lot of things.
I need to get my wedge from the storage units.
Yes, I'm doing a lot of things.
I need to get my wedge from the stores units
Holy fuck it's so loud. I gotta know my hair cut for a second. Yeah
It's back to you talk real quick
Sometimes better we're doing
Like, maybe we can do a premium on items at least on tracks.
Nice.
Yeah.
What items are we going to buy there?
Like just, like all the dog shitwins or wines?
They probably need shit that we have, they probably need shit that they have, you know what I'm saying, it's the easy trades.
Right, right, right.
Like, fucking, I don't even know, we need what?
Simple medallions.
Vases and shades.
Simple medallions, we need a lot of shit.
Wait, remember the items?
It feels like it I
Thought I had more shit, so I'm missing some some things
I
Guess not
I
Know these items can be used right all right. I think I put it in my apartments my wedge
I have a few I can make someone out
Right, just give me a little bit
It's a steel aluminum
We also have lead I didn't know we had lead
lead?
Lead?
Lead, yeah, lead.
You mean lead?
Lead Xbox?
I mean, lead.
Lead.
Lead.
Lead.
I am getting, let me get lead.
rights
all what the fuck
do it
this is not right
your weather
what a fucking
battle what about where you know
you're more pain
i got it
errant
some of this just started propane business
we need to go down into this shit, there's too much gold in there
grab it
Dude, this is actually so annoying.
Like all the gold you needed at all ounce?
Yeah, I needed a shit out.
This is just annoying to deal with a magma line.
I don't like it.
It's all ounce.
There's a lot of gold though, huh?
Yeah.
I'm gonna scoop it out of the lamp for us,
because I like the gold.
I mean, that's like a lot, a lot of money.
How long do you think to get that?
Yeah.
Every run, I get about 120 or 111.
So I'm cut.
Well, we're mixing things that shouldn't be mixed in the way.
What does that mean?
some of this stuff should not be
so these things are materials
this is a chance for only materials
but we were making gold bars and trying to gold us in there
somebody organize everything, okay
i got more propane here, what can i put that at?
on the ground probably
We make a bunch of wedges and you'll snack these fucking ATMs down because the guys this might one of the only last days
Where the ATMs are gonna be actually good. I like people here. So I bring that shit down open
Yeah, I want to come to the same shit. I gotta make some extra cash. So we need speed upgrades it
But we need a lot of shit right now, and we're very well and we're trying to get more organized trying to get more efficient
It's only like the speed upgrade yo, it's a company put in this bitch
I got like five minutes for a bathroom breaker relieving. Yeah. Yeah, good
Oh here's human being go to the bathroom, buddy. How the fuck yo, how would you how would you put a speeder into this shit?
What do you put that? Oh
Upgrade this yet
I wonder how fast or as much as it is.
Am I bad at shit? Fuck that.
It's like a bunch of boys, it's like a bunch of boys, it's like a bunch of boys, it's like a bunch of boys.
like if we just have chips nothing overnight wait wait wait wait wait we'd be done it like
honestly yo miss Lang
what's up bro I'm missed the 5 of the fact that we don't have like 800 charcoal by now
how what the fuck do we have charcoal yo
I
Yeah, I wasn't talking to this guy.
Bye.
Who's out there?
No, thank you. No, thank you. We're good, man.
Whenever you buy it, what do you say? We're out of buying shit.
I'm not selling shit.
Bye.
I was just harassing my friend.
Alright, no problem, man.
You guys are freaking creep. You're harassing me.
I'm not I'm not I'm not a creep just harassing you
I'm just harassing you with one down and three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Are you trying to kill me?
No.
I'm sorry.
Why would I?
This is in self-defense, all right?
No.
I'm just flicking it.
Don't come any closer or you're going to get...
I'm not wondering if you put the...
Oh, you probably need the die-cast machine with the blueprints of the gun and all the gun parts in it.
I'm looking over here around the corner you can't stop me and put it together
That's so many circuits
Nice.
Looper into the other machine, we need to put that.
You mean going in here?
These ones doesn't do anything.
You're saying...
I don't know.
I don't know either.
I think you're shitting me, you know that?
You're calling me a creep, and that's not okay.
You're sick and tired.
You better vote for me for mayor, guys.
Of course, of course.
You gotta vote for him.
You gotta make everyone vote for him, okay?
him against the shaman and
some guy that wants to have a straight parade
yeah and you know they're both tough guys okay
can you see how many followers the shaman has seventy that's not crazy
any good things are not worth any care it's not that much it's a good amount of money
but it's not that good
If that doesn't suck it kind of sucks but not that bad it's like okay
It's not bad it's not bad you're over the beginning
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right bars for this you know you gotta perform
hold on
yeah
Well they'll grow all of the cramps on the fuckin' field
like a seed and have a field
of seeds
and then mints
ti-ti-ti-ti-t-ti-t-ti-t
on the mink
When they're layin' down, you'd better run
It's just coming for the pipe
You'd better run
rights
Because I really can't
I gotta wait for the Celsius to kick in
Alright
you did good though, aren't you, you're fine, you're good
why is there an Australian in your room?
no no no, it's just the power!
stop!
I'm not inside
I stole the power, fuck it, it's so stupid
If we're not using a machine, it shouldn't be in here.
Sorry?
If a machine isn't in use, we shouldn't be putting it in the attach to it.
It's only used when we need it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.
Okay, let's go to the game.
Did you put this TV app?
Yeah.
Is that code?
Ah yeah, it's just that berry, I'll take it out and put some other shit later.
It's not right, I'm just gonna find her.
It says export black chain.
Resync black e.
Oh did you- what?
Group chat earlier?
No, no.
I'm gonna send it to you. Hold on.
I found some shit this morning. You might like this.
Is there any guns in here?
Look at that.
Tell me that's not the Casino logo.
Wait, where's my net?
I've been polido
There's like a hero this maybe there's a green guy the blue guy
Ranks
Don't know where the dance like it looks like the same logo for the casino
Yeah, it does. I don't know. I remember the failure.
Yeah. I have enough for just I may I have six. It's a good enough to make it maybe like
Tony can't get it. All right, let's go. I'll call it Mr.
I
Wish I'm gangstank we got these I etm's you want to come now we need to get a crowbar unless you have one
That's like in perfect
The blueprints are of the only
a certain kind of lame at the yeah pound shine I did it it's raining I don't
think it loses power for something used I could be wrong though yo when you
have a connect for lumber we need charcoal all fucking date what what is
wrong on me we actually time to send you know what I know and if you all got
some lumber lumber no man we're trying to get down trees I know lumber no deal
vote for being there's only we got it man I can't
trippings oh shit I jump the keys inside I'm not gonna go back I don't give a
fuck in your car
I think even if the machine is off it's drawn power
Like it stacks of power for when you turn it back on it that's the problem with it
Like it feels the power until it has a certain meter up it's really annoying
Fuck you, you have to unlink it when you're not using it
Look here if we see a better one on the way we should grab it. It's just cheats. Oh, yeah, this shit is it's so bad
I had it.
It's from Balguander.
This is her- oh this one right here, that's a goaded one.
I can't believe you like that car, I don't- I don't like it very much.
I like it.
Thank.
There's another one.
Hold on.
Ah, you have a firearm.
I forgot the car, you know.
I ain't no gangbanger.
I ain't from out here.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm not as one as an escape, right? I'm gonna just lay down.
Alright, I'll follow you. Just on the go, I act.
This guy's not getting out.
Now just stop it, it'll get out for sure.
Jump there, do you crack your skull or not?
I
Remember that it's here, right you just jump down the fucking color and even if you poles and hopefully not cracker skull
You're showing up and we're on the way gangsta. We're getting the car
It's a good spot and for different seconds
Yeah, right it's a good spot. It's just it's just for another car like it's another car
It's it's like a safe at least you'll make it to the car type deal like I mean you're gonna get out
I mean that you at least you'll get a new car shit whamps
It's just wobbly oh
Wow that is dead to be a little wobble wobble the wobble the wobble wobble
I
We hitting the ones in great ocean
Yeah, I think I heard them the voice of ginger L low key I
Haven't heard that voice in a minute. Oh me ginger ale. Hey, yeah
Never my name
Ham, whatcha mean?
Was it a her? Yep. Yeah, you've been all you've also met her like multiple times. Oh
Jim I'm back
You've got bad memory
Yo, I feel like like letting the dragon breathe. You know I mean hasn't breathed in a what pop
Three I want to pop somebody
I put on your most killer outfit. I
Yeah
You want to be the kind of
No
I
Don't you mean by pop?
Now I'm just saying like it's excited it like give some trouble we can pop from the back fucking seat, but
I'm not against it, but we gotta think about the, uh, fines or about to eat ya.
No, no, no, no, I know this, I'm just saying, if it comes down to it.
What the fuck?
Wait.
Wow, this guy does actually do it.
Around gridwishing.
Yep.
Well, it's almost nighttime.
We could hit the ammunition as well.
That's right.
It takes like a whole, like, eight minutes to do it nowadays, though.
It's real hard to crack up.
Really, look at the hatches this morning.
Did you guys get a good out of it?
Apparently, there's a yazi.
means to be we're doing it this morning we're gonna buy a normal pistol how about
Kalashenko yeah wait what I said no Kalashenko only man only pistol what
about I how about um how does your car is my mind about a breaker brand-new brand
spanking names right out
I
Know the blueprints don't don't do it. Okay, yeah, it's fine. The blueprints are specific in like they make this in the damn money machine
skating
All right, we got one right here who's first time who's first time
I don't know, I'll drive you to the other one because I gotta do two at once
So when the crowbar is gonna fucking boom, if my crowbar is real bad
Wait
Somebody only hit one of them
Howdy Rob, what the fuck? So I told you guys what to do here today, I told y'all
Oh, my god.
Wow.
Brother, we were up early morning right there.
Shit, my boy.
Where were you at, my boy?
Fuckin' busy.
Homeboy.
Yeah, you slept in.
I ain't got a line slacking here.
Yeah, I slept with your mother.
She doesn't actually sleep in.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fuck, ex-banks?
Don't get mad at me.
Because shit banked because of that ass.
All right, I'll get back there.
We talked about my mother like that.
That ass, cousin.
Hey, there's a store over there, or not?
Right there, mid-sharpening.
I'm around the store.
Yeah, I'm about to go get one on foot.
The one back up, I'm gonna go on foot.
it's gonna take forever
making that my main bruh
I'm not trying to lean him with the gun yet, I haven't done this in the game again
Wait, is it one much yet or what?
I can't move this as far as I'm going to do it as well.
I
Know cop did that blow
There's always a video down below that fuck that just sitting
I'm bad money.
There's a lot of cops on that as well, just different now.
I've actually had a lot of heat, look here.
How is it still spinning cash man?
Dude!
What up?
Nah, I got my only DM bro!
Multi-tasking homie!
I'm fine, I'm like right above y'all yo!
No, I didn't leave it. I didn't leave it. I'm right above y'all. Yo, it's double the money.
We got, we left, we're gone.
Oh, my shit's still spinning, yo.
Okay, well, I mean, are we turning right up to get you off?
No, no, no. I got my own car. I'm killing the driver after me.
Alright, kid.
Bye. See you around.
See you around.
Oh my god, how much I mean, chat is entertainment.
Seven thousand?
Ugh.
Oh my goodness, car so shit there.
Where is it?
9.5 thousand RPM and it went up like fucking 5 MPHs.
What up?
Send the pain at the other crowbar.
Alright, um, I'm just at the same place, but the conveyor store above it, yo.
Yeah, I'm right, some on my way.
I'm at the Chumak Pier.
Just stay there, don't move.
Alright, Chumak Pier.
Alright, I'm on my way.
Alright, so this is how you rob that.
Yeah, she probably left money.
Come on in.
Well, I didn't think I'd come long, right?
Surely.
It's me, bro.
Right.
It's okay.
Alright, you wanna go up?
Get the crew by.
Alright.
B-B-O, you wanna go up?
Yeah, hit that shins.
It's out of service, yo.
He says it all in it.
All right, get in the wing.
Let's go.
Command the service.
Let's go.
Let's get it.
If we go to Palito, I mean, there's like six of them
over there.
There's actually seven of them in Palito.
Yo, let's do it.
I'm down.
There's seven.
Get in there.
I mean, it's kidding.
How much money was that?
Like $7,000?
Yeah, they're made about $1,600 from my team.
Easy.
Easy peasy, boy.
So, was that like to do those international contracts, right, so that we could clean that
money?
I mean this is like managing it efficiently when everything's on the ground
It's so shit
Yeah
Pretty bad yeah
Like you guys mind if we check something here at Fort St. Cougar those doors that lights
Locked door. I think
Why me bro? We have a glider. We should have another render fuck
Bruh
But we have a thunder and some blaze yo, yeah, we do
Like this door that door right there, I don't have a look like
I
Know fuck
Huh, I somebody fucking locked doors around huh? Yeah, there is a lot of them like a lot lot lot a lot. It's pretty stupid
I didn't feel anything like half the shit I found. There's so many.
Now I think I need each of the garages that used to have the crypto guys are related to some of the art that we've seen it.
Like the blue guy, the green guy, the red guy, you know what I'm saying?
Not really, what do you mean?
It's like three garages or four garages that we know near Bunwood and shit that are closed up
I think that's like some of the hideouts of some of the black market dudes like
Maybe they're related like the arts with the chips on it. He's one of the chips on the art
Yeah, that's though. I found in Pluto earlier. That's graffiti. It's kind of crazy. Yeah
otherwise we're gonna stomp you know we're gonna block no I mean it a little bit
and we have to wait like and how long is it gonna be for the boat to the left on
the 26 today so I actually want to check that today no there's a data there's a
date on it
I'm wondering if the date like calculates like the current and then gives you like
If you juice it can be the data. You know what I mean? I have no idea. Maybe nest in it, but yeah, I don't know.
I'd be a bit of an overthinking with that, but uh... Let me see if it's out of service. Don't get down. Out of service.
Yeah, out of service.
I think they were getting chased though. These guys. I think they just did it. So maybe, um, let's just keep going up.
And there's a couple of hidden ones here. Maybe they don't know about.
Right here check it out check it check it
Was next looks good to me
Mary
I'm gonna go next. There's one nearby. Hold on.
The bridge didn't break. We're chillin'.
Um, shall I pass it?
you
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I think that the woods makes the bug out wait is it still spinning
I don't even know when it stops spinning.
Oh my god dude
Oh what the fuck
Yo, what up, Cuzz?
I just trained everyone for an hour, please, I don't want to play.
I mean, they're getting chased. I mean, it's coming to Lido.
I mean, I'm just doing it. It's spinning even more than today.
It's spinning money like crazy.
You're in it, Chase?
No, they are. I'm at Lido. I went out the car, I went to do it by myself,
and they keep chasing them and not me and I'm on fire yo
okay I'm gonna help I'm dead all right
that's all right I'm gonna get in there
all right back I'll call you
I won't do it soon get the one I'll go I'll get the one after it maybe
it's too much is it that's what
fuck it
Oh
Should I push your point, temperature rise and okay, just go to the next level.
Dance floor, 10, 9, high as the teeth, get up, I'll bring you down for you now, baby.
It's simple, if you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho.
I'll be a nympho, I'll be a nympho, I'll be a nympho.
I'll get the call you back, call back, call back to the chains.
Yeah, you need help though?
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I
I'm on the rooftop I I can get a house right now
I just fell down the roof. Help me. I'm coming up. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Put your hands up in the air. Put your hands up in the air.
like you just don't get put your hands up please
put your hands up sir
okay just run to put it
I just need to see him sir
I need to make sure that they are all right
is it okay if I open
there is this
try to assault one of them
what up what up hold me
and that's making you tense and angry
okay
Jesus this
That's our compadre, yeah, let me go have the hostage for you though
Out of the car right now
Where is the hostage the hostage is on the way, please everybody come down
Yeah
That's what I mean on the way. I mean, they're being walked out. They're just very old and walk very slow and they're overway
And not a whole lot going for them off. No, they're
This is complicated yo, I think they got a hostage though. Yo, bitch
Don't shit me
I got the key. I got the key. Watch out.
Okay, go stall somebody.
Fuck.
Somebody else has to stall it.
Excuse me, sir.
And yo, we got a problem.
Where do we bring the hostage?
I just need the central of my office.
What was it? Is it a YZ? Is it a YZ?
No, no, no, no. Just go stall. Just go stall.
So much of shit ass mags, man.
Okay.
No, no, not injured, man.
Not injured.
I
Come it out right now
Not the beer not the beer we need the hostage man. I'm gonna make the hostage
Fuck you mean, bro. Okay. Don't get the hostage from inside bro. Put the beer guy
There's no hostage inside man. Oh god
Shit
What the fuck are we doing that? Oh, they're gonna go full-force
Yeah, they're going to go into the grass for the past four.
A tank, super tank.
Who needs the gun in the glove box?
Take it.
You've been a little too mags, you've been a little too mags,
because you might come down to it.
Whoa!
Ah, they're probably going to pan spike all the way.
Super tank!
Remember, we have an extra car.
Remember, right?
From over there?
I need a bandage, I mean if we're about to go on smoking a bandage right now, please.
Wait, you got so much distance here.
Just, so much.
No one.
Oh!
Eyes.
Eyes on you.
Can I get a bandage somebody?
I put it in the go box.
Oh shit!
By the way, by the way, this car that I drove earlier, it was very fragile.
I, I, I, I think...
It's hard, it's fast, but it turns like shit, right?
It's fragile as shit as well!
But it'll break down another...
All you gotta do is take the...
Yeah, engine is... Yo, engine's bad, engine's bad!
Yo, engine is bad! I'm telling them...
Engine is bad? What?
Yeah, I don't do it. Like the fucking... Yeah, it's so fucking bad.
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Why are we in the super suits on the Soviet with the new stats with the news on the gas?
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Know that car's gonna be there probably well, yeah, you have to look over the edge
Gonna go straight
We'll come down you know what I mean
Oh
Oh
I COULD ZOO!
Come on, bro.
Sorry, I couldn't move, I was putting my hand there, that was for the...
Good shit on my flank.
Die!
Good shit, bro.
Yeah, yeah, take a leap of faith in it!
Take a leap of faith in it, then we go through the car and let it sit up!
I think it'll be there, I think it'll be there, I think it's shot!
Sorry, smooth.
Yeah, yeah, I saw you fucking nose, guys.
So you fucking knows that I'm gonna kill him man, that's crazy
We're jumping on between the two bullets
In between the two bullets
At the corner, at the corner
At the corner
It's there, it's there
Right here, turn around
Five
Yeah, we need to set that
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And get in good
Yeah
Yo, what up cuz those are covers taking it back only it's a repo bitch. It's a repo
Yeah, I just take uh, just take uh, I mean it's fucked and I'm playing fixated.
the ladder
Tony
You know where the ladder is?
to the scrap yard?
I have so many messages outside
or inside
the what? the what?
the ladder, remember the ladder
you were talking about before today?
um no
you don't remember?
the ladder is the highway
Yeah, a lot of highway.
No, I know what you mean by that.
The one you told me about and you got mad, I didn't know.
Remember?
No.
Oh.
The one on the highway.
I
Think of nowhere these two markings
Ladder to the highway
Ladder to the highway no no
There's a ladder they would have it I can't hear I can't hear it. She's right
All right.
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You think you can pick me up on the bank yep
You need me to pick up in your banks.
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
Did you do, like, a jump somewhere though?
So I had to go one foot?
Like, like, you jump over a...
Are you jumping over, like, a railing or something like that?
Otherwise we're gonna get to 8, 9%.
Should we just move on to another bank?
Is one of those banks the slowest foot with the move of a siren?
Or would it fall off?
Um, wait, are you hurt?
Okay.
okay um what are you gonna do I'm gonna send you a ping and you get the trust
it okay there you have to jump over the fucking grass and I miss hey come here
I'm just saying, I would have wanted to have one tap them, I would have, but if I do that
Tom's gonna get fucking clapped, so there's no point.
Gonna be, gonna be, gonna be.
He's gonna follow the message.
Nice, then.
I
Know who is it, right? Yeah, let's be
I
Should come up. Hey go go get change. Hi. Hi, bro. Hi. We all know I heard I'm gonna get changed, right?
Nice
I mean when I use the taser I don't think I missed a single taser before at one time.
I mean, did the opponent feel like he had the upper hand or whatever?
Being out there with the taster trying to do it again?
I mean, he would go and actually want that.
Zero chance to level.
What was the other thing?
It's the blue back, I'm sorry.
Come on, bro.
Also, I appreciate if you tased him,
I would have died because the bike falls on you
and you would fucking dead.
Stupid mechanic.
Well, that was a lot of traps.
I mean, that was a fucking of them.
And that was like four minutes.
Nice turn.
Did I pass it?
No.
The tackle is crazy.
I mean it.
The guy was not even at the corner on my strainer.
He teleported past the corner into me and I flew past,
like what the fuck is that? that's insane. that's crazy.
what the fuck?
Oh no, no, no, they do stack it, but this one didn't, this was the reason.
I think only comes in tackle, but maybe you did a weapon in your hands to be able to tackle.
I gotta go check it out.
I haven't been able to do it on any of the character.
Also, if you tackle a cop on me, you're done, you're just going to get a stick pretty much.
It's like a common thing.
That's beautiful.
Yeah, yeah, so the way you cut this for your buddies they got keys that get in cuz I ain't working. Yeah, they're working for cut
Yeah, you gotta ask your landlord to make it key for them yo
Yeah, he did and they don't fucking work. Maybe they could not hold me a land a land lawn fucked it up
The animal is not much in the game, things change all the time though so let's see how
it though. All the good cops are gone, all the top cops are still there. Like it's a
new wave, it takes time to train cops and get used to all the tech and shit like that,
Even when I'm on top, it's hard to be in like a fucking located half the fucking mechanics. It's in a completely recorded
Like you have to hire people
Whether you get you guys saw Robert and show like that at like end of like mid and a 3.0
Well, what do you was on they wanted to buy out of the point? Oh, but he there was fucking there was by zero cops
a bunch of the guys from the other from the from 2.0 um
Only a few really came over, it takes time.
It takes time to build a PD.
Like, why do I think they're higher as much?
Why do I think the fucking basket goes on fucking,
like, 15 hour fucking shifts?
Try to hire a buddy and doing shit.
It takes forever.
Like, but once it's done, it's done.
What was I gonna do?
I was going to smell some shit fire, it got away.
Yeah, we should just start smelling everything down.
There's no point in having so many materials if you're not going to need to smell them down.
Wait, if that's the one that's the bottom.
Huh?
Is that normal?
that is a bug
i was looking at the wrong spot, i'm just fucking stupid
so what does silver do?
need more steel
lead
steel
Metal Hardware
So no more steel we're out of it GGs
Okay, then
And I'll put some money here. Oh finished
So, every side's okay.
That came a little bit too close to my liking. I'm not gonna lie.
not a sign of that I mean no honestly it was kind of dumb but we're fucking we're
unit yo what up see you JP so how's it go man yeah you guys need some mom what
do you guys do the idea the idea is work the quarry yes the yellow like a
Mine horse
No, we might and apparently like birdies. We collect buds man
Bird bird like that
Yeah, so that we're making a bud sanctuary
Cool bird shirt. Okay. Don't give it man. Um, yeah, cuz we're looking for some lumber some steel
Some whatever the fuck
I'm gonna have some later I can get you still
You guys
I'll check over this you know
Yeah, absolutely. Thank you, man. We appreciate that
Very what type of it? What's up a feather you guys and you guys pluck you get like what?
Well, what kind of feather do you need all types of feathers I?
Like I like the shirt JP. I've got two men never been more making my life
Beautiful.
Kakao!
Kakao!
Very good.
Kakao!
Nice, man.
Jesus.
Listen, we're good at that.
Good at chatting birds with that.
When we get up at the station, we'll show you our Bud Sanctuary, man, I'll show you.
Sounds good, man.
Thank you.
We appreciate that.
Business conducted.
See you later, man.
Later.
See you later man. Later.
Alright, which one was lying?
I don't know why the car is scarfed out. I have no idea. It's almost like the server is like
like slightly going away or like
It feels like the whole map is going to the side almost and the cars location aren't accurate to your character location
I know if the the problem is a difference
Differentiation between character position and car location. I don't know what else though
Which day does that?
I'm pulling up.
How does it feel to be in the ground chat?
I'm pulling up
So I'm gonna go I'll say goodbye. Hello
Well, I
Well radios, yeah, yeah, nope, and I think that's it radios are more like a
some things are like late game but I think it's fine another game I think
those would be bad but now it's it's too it favors roleplay in certain areas
right but also kills RP in another area but the loss is a lot greater than the
game that it is bang hold up bang miss that a meme
Come on, how do you mean?
Jesus Christ, it's a piece of shit, dumpster.
I learned my lunch break.
Enjoy it.
Hey, it's good.
I got extra double meetings.
What the fuck?
It doesn't mean about lunch break, yo.
Oh, shit.
No lunch break.
Come on, let's go, ladies.
Sorry, bus man.
Come on.
All right, I'll leave it.
You'll be safe.
What's up?
I'll give you a call, okay?
What up, Kyle?
How you feeling for Rezo?
I mean, that was tough.
It was all good. You know we made it out the mud we always do don't we yeah, I got extra gun
issue I
Want a crash the car
No, I don't give it to me. I want to be responsible for this. Okay. Can I get a one place?
Yo, there's none unload the shit that's good
It's also buying shit. So now the business is it's in full motion
You see and I don't like it in a man while he eatin you got to focus
Oh
Me too. Yo, hey, yo Larry
Congratulations, you've been promoted
Really? Yeah, fuck. Yeah. What about you big boy? Hey big boy
Yo, what up? What's your name again? Forgot that shit, Junie. Junie. You been promoted
Let's go. Oh, hey, you're so good. Let's go. Oh, yo, you've been promoted three times
Congratulations
Go Zunk!
With your three promotions you have now earned a lunch break.
Not yet!
Not yet!
Snack break!
Yo!
Next stage is now.
Eventually you'll get a lunch break?
Yeah.
That's so good though, yo.
I'm so excited!
That's good.
Promotion has been handed out.
Fuck yeah!
Did I got promoted?
Yep.
All I did was a name, was a name.
You're gonna get paid, let him get paid.
What was the name again?
I can't remember it.
I'm the baby loco.
Bubble.
Bubbles.
Bubbles.
You've been promoted.
No, Bubbles.
You know, like...
What was I talking about?
His name is Bubbles.
I got promoted to the great shit.
What?
Not you.
Not you.
That guy's name is...
Juno.
There's so much back here.
It's um fuck what do I know man he's been promoted those other matters yo appreciate it
that matters I'm just a promoter they call him T they call him TD TD for what
Yes
What is that for again baby?
I got to go down because I'm all alone
I can't choose to what to fuck
I got a dumb ass
I guess you're boss you can talk to him like that
He's flying
Oh my god
He's tweaking
What the fuck
Wait what are you tweaking?
Yo guys I feel a stuff
We should probably like go to sleep
Alright
What's that this guy in my life? I'm happy yo yo
Do you have a look at ET on that shmoney? Oh, I'm gonna forget about it. I mean, I'll end up losing that shit
Is that what a fuck is the 16k at 16 I have 700 left to clean you want it?
uh you've sent us all off the queen yeah that's it all right just pay me the
rest of it all right so my friend can I get you after the yeah put it in your
bank and transfer it to me
hey Martin what was that text message you know yeah
hey why are you interviewing people see it's for a job I bring him down here I
might tell him to go get me some stuff I need some stuff that we need and I pay
him a little bit? It's not a formal employment. It's like on the table.
Yeah, don't sub listen. You know that that's sub listen. It's like
sub listen.
Like this guy's the perfect fit to the pot shop. Look at this guy.
Yeah, yeah, you like this. You like this. Yeah, baby.
Look at the way he moves his fingers. Look at the shape.
Like he's wiggling that shit.
I'm ready. I've been buying good shit. A lot of phones. I have
somebody go break a house for me right now.
under the table you look here he looks and past the god
the answer is motherfucker
he's actually good to live
ah come on I just fake chain I don't tell anyone
I say I bought an M chain and that should turn my shit green I ain't gonna love
no not good I buy this Timo use my code next time I get you a good one
okay yeah let me give you a clue
I didn't say anything
I'll see you bye bye
I have to go check the computer
I see you guys
hey yo Monty
see you
What do you want? What do you do?
Well, I'm at the storm. You're sitting at what?
I'm trying to fuck shit up cuz I'm trying to get fucking lit. I'm trying to get I'm gonna try to go fucking brazy you feel me
You felt that cuz
What
um um uh um uh um uh uh uh yeah i can go to the police i mean we did nothing on the
crime anyway we're kind of just solving it out a little bit i think it's gonna take
a while though to do anything else. I think that was far from proceeding further up.
Then we're going to stuck there.
I think a good way to stop progression over the prior
you've been to maybe make sure you have to make your own parts,
parts, like the machines have to make them yourself, but anything's like a lot of materials.
That's what I was thinking.
I
Was one of his skills you're not
That's the skill issue, it just that is.
This guy is shaking, holy shit.
Nah, not this guy's feeling the nerves and nah, I can't answer.
I missed, hey come here.
I got one of the bikes in like raw shit.
Man, that STEM Imagine is crazy though. That is insane.
Oh, I'll hop on and see what they say.
I'm going to pack an extension, which I can...
Oh, yeah, three packs.
Here's one.
Here's one pack.
Chat, why don't they give us like 50 packs?
I mean, this is so little.
Three packs.
Buddy.
There's only like 600 people that's ready to get the Pac-Man.
Oh, that's just a good car.
What happened?
What happened is, uh, fuck you.
No, Viby!
you
you
you
you
you
Make sure you might not good you might be good for business
What up
You know, you know, you don't just look good. He looked great. He's killing that shit. You feel me cousin word
I know that word then
Oh, oh
Hey, what are you a hit that shit? Oh nice and slow get down the low. Hey, you are hit that shit
I fuck it up I fuck it up I fuck it up
I was a vibe
What's going on boys man? I call you
Little bit a little bit we had some guy apparently going around there making a robbery on bebe
but not on us, you know, to stop me here
I'm gonna give you the inside scoop
the other two are gonna be owned by tomorrow by the way
by who?
who's the other one? Nino?
he's actually up in the air right now
couple of men, you know, in the little test right now if they pass
we'll see what the boss says but
there's a competition about to go crazy by the way
bloodshed on the street, you know what I'm saying?
the third and the fourth? or just the third right now?
That
Okay
He's an employee
Then we should talk somewhere else
I know you you are little guy
Yeah, yeah, my decision
I
So
I have more bills here by the way, but I don't know how much we're cleaning these days
How much more like 18,000
for the warehouse. I mean I can do it myself out here.
No, no, no. You want to take it and just deviate up and shit? Make sure it comes back to you.
You mean that shit? You mean that shit? That was the next one?
Oh, just put it in the motherfucking save. I think we should have a document, like an Excel spreadsheet.
Put the shit in there.
Oh.
What?
You might have to get Clarissa or whatever the fuck.
Alright, then I'll put it on the wall then and put a sticker down. How much there is cash that I put in there?
I'm feeling exhilarated.
Wow!
Hey, you are!
What do you know about this one?
What do you know about this one, M1?
Hey, you are!
Hey, you are!
They're having a good time there, aren't they?
Hey, you are!
I mean
Yo
You know you should not go check the shipment process what I don't wish you
Sure, I mean
Right
Was that a theory that he catches up?
Uh, depending on how much we put in?
Yeah, but a lot of our jobs are local jobs, not like interstate or international.
Well, I mean, it sounds like we did zero, right?
Uh, we did like a few, yeah.
Yes, that should be a 25, right? It should be up, nope.
It should be higher than 35, yeah.
Yeah, that was on, I thought I might just, but just take a nap at the boat and wake up the fucking right there.
Early, early, early burden.
And think about it and maybe think about it some luck, let's think about a police show
in my head.
Right, uh, we need luck, right?
Yeah.
By the way, we need a lot of stolen phones for these jobs, right?
And the motherfucking, the locals got that, we need to slam them.
Oh, no, I'm all right. Not much fun. I'll come pick you up in a second. Are you still at the bank?
She's playing some blackpicks. Oh, okay. Um, if you want you can tell me your location
Was that was that L of miss Tessa Lambo, oh, what brother? Yeah, she's a clown though a
Clown mother clown game
Yeah, she's part of the clown gang.
Seriously?
Yeah, I don't got her.
Yeah, she's got a Dalg play. What the fuck?
It's not Drift's weird. I mean, it's a great comment. It Drift's weird.
I think he's got like some high RPM shit.
I felt that, I thought.
So, what did we learn from the last thing we did?
Have we got any lessons, any sort of thing we learned?
I almost got the taste off of my bike.
Some guy was in my garage, right?
I go down, bang!
Fucking, I miss his taste.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm not kidding.
I'll give you one more pack.
Package.
I joined the thing so you get a pack
Oh my god look look left look left look left. Oh my god. It's full as fuck. You should we go break up that person? Oh my god
Well, not this fucking mask stupid fucking video game
It's scuffed.
Is it grinder and grinder blade on you or not?
Bruh.
No.
Ah!
Jesus Christ.
Ah Jesus Christ.
I'm jacked in.
Fuck you.
All right, no, I got it
Brother we're fucking stuck at the same spot and every's going up man
Fuck
Go to the boat fast quick mother money go to the boat
I
We should check the fucking
International contracts with everybody there one has their own contracts. I believe and prioritize them we're doing
No way we did zero it's not national it's not national
Make it make it like we need to be at least doing a few a day like make it happen. You know I'm saying
I'm rough it if I did one I deal with myself y'all sure in position. Yeah, yeah
What the fuck was that there's anything all the way back
Why, these are like Transnator, what?
Oh
The grinder can't be used man a well the grinder cannot be used we cannot use the grinder for problem
It's after the bridge ship is used I think they could do that.
Hello there a little bit.
Yo.
It doesn't seem like these can be opened up or anything, but they're like locked shut.
I think we'll have to wait until it's actually moving.
Yeah.
We'll have to wait until it's moving, then breach, and then intercept it.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
You think it'll leave that at a certain exact time?
Yeah, absolutely.
We breach it, it goes, we board it, it goes, and then we start buzzing it open.
Yeah, 100%.
I guess.
Fuck man.
So what would do the GPS thing done where it is it probably it probably
What is it?
Maybe maybe it does your way of which ship oh
Or it tells you where to go is some guy maybe gives you the keys of this motherfucker
I'm thinking because it's like a transponder thing right so like I'm thinking it checks the waters for where it is
because it probably goes way out and we can probably, that's what we intercepted, you know what I'm saying?
Ohhhh!
Like a pirate!
Yeah, then we take boats, jump on that motherfucker and then bang.
I just heard gunshots!
I didn't hear nothing.
So I'm getting these busters like I leave them, right?
You guys say nothing they did leave, no?
I'm thinking that after tonight is like Ellen Lee is with it's the cosmetic
No, I don't I don't
Everybody's delusional
There's a zero chance that we did zero international contract in three days or four days
I mean it's and then they did they did 40 really zero just stopped. I mean this is the option
No, it's zero chance, right? Wait, he's on the opposite side.
Let me prove it to him. Brother, the first time I went here, it was 35 then. And I did
two in-nefer contracts and I know that for a fact.
Fuck.
So that's you honking it, right? Yeah, you like that?
Yeah, that's pretty fire. Um, why are we locking this one?
not forget to move we already had keys to before
but this one is different though it has shipping on it
it's all filled up
but it's not filled up though
oh ok
tell me
well I am going into the car
Again the cranes which ones dude what the fuck
Parkour ship!
Yo, what's up?
You called me?
What up, guys?
We just went to the ship and there's cargo on it now, but it's not full.
It's like a third ball
What if you can pick a few them off and then then grind them down as like a little bonus
That and now that would be which it that's that these are like a next level fucking Gisha
Unless
Okay, I only have one more pack in.
Alright, pack is on the way.
Last pack goes will be chill, but all you're looking at is 10 packs, like 10 packs only.
Yeah, yeah, we can't debate them
I'm thinking by the way, I'm thinking for the payments. We could start this tomorrow
We leave every day we leave 50k in the bank like we started with 50k everybody gets paid out and then you know the next day
maybe we pay everything out and leave 50k in the bank
feel me?
no
alright
and then tomorrow I'll also calculate how much
the actual people like
employees got and I'll start it from tomorrow and the rest will get
hit on top of this
alright, I've got it
explain that if you get the bank, explain that
uh... can you get food or can you give me food?
yeah, we'll just steal some
explain what?
the bank, what's that?
So there's 150K or so in the Brickhouse bank, right?
We're going to pay out the rest of the money
and leave 50K every day, right?
So like tomorrow, I'm going to pay everybody out.
We're going to have 50K left.
And the next day after, if we're at like 90K,
I'll pay out that 40K to everybody.
Why don't we just leave it in there?
Why don't we just leave it in there?
Why do we need to be paid out?
Because the bank wants to get paid.
Seriously
To do what I
Listen, and then they you're the owner, you know, I'm saying so like if you I'm just going with the flow
I'm not making a job. I'm not making the final call. If you want to make a phone
I'm eating about this and I think I think I was ready
Well tax then she's crazy, you know living in a in a in a business account is where better for income-wise, you know I'm saying
Okay, okay, you like to write it right off the expenses in shit when we do take it out
Okay, sure
This is just a simple business I feel that but I will I will start paying the employees every day
Well, that's fine. Yeah, but because because they did more daily. I mean you
you
you
you
you
you
You
You
So they get better now
I got it all.
Really?
It's a lot, it's a lot, no?
Yeah, yeah, go to the bank, I'm punching some numbers.
Alright, go to the bank.
Get the fuck off the road! Triple lane swap fucking bitch!
We could pay them in real cash. It makes sense. It would come out of the R pocket.
Because we know that the boys aren't getting none of that shit.
I know how to remove a sullying.
X, can you give me your big ID?
That works, right?
X?
Yes, sir!
Maybe you can take these please?
0078
10078 yeah, 00178
All right, thank you brother
Bang
Now I don't want to press yo
Right
But I got five wedges and a brand-new fucking crowbar if we were to hit the fucking back top of fucking palito in a few minutes
We'd make double that and out we'd talk about fucking I don't even know how much it boy be 60
Honey, hi to me, Junie
Wait, the boat is driving?
Tell me your location, tell me your location.
Someone's got the other rounded up.
I will fucking kill you.
Oh, that might be a different company.
Oh.
That's it, that's it.
Yo.
Yeah, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
You guys are right, the different companies for sure.
The cops have enough to save the old information.
Cops?
Any information?
Ten of them?
It says DP on it?
Yeah, I think they're all ten.
Like, have they mapped together?
All right, say that.
Yeah, which one?
None of us.
I'm pretty sure it's a different one.
All right, next A. Always let me know if you see one, OK?
Great.
All right, thank you for the info, man.
Yeah, we'll see you later.
Later, brother.
You said that all the cops are going up to Sandy.
Should we smack this shit?
Yeah, go.
These ones are going to risk you a little bit.
Wait Rob already, what?
What?
Yeah, I think we should go to Devils only.
Let's not do a single, let's do doubles.
Like, I think singles are like, you know what I mean?
Am I making sense?
I think we should always do doubles if we can.
So there's a double up right here.
I did it with the last one, remember?
It's more left, I'm done.
We're really right there.
That's right.
Yeah, it's more towards the genetics bullshit.
Oh, another double over here! I haven't seen this double before!
What the fuck?
I think it carries over after the resets.
Is the rocket?
That one's okay.
Okay, this one is single as well.
I don't even want to do it if it's single only.
Should we go to his vault?
Whatever.
There's an also a flicker right here, right here.
It's not as easy as it looks.
Oh, that car behind us. Nice.
Another one?
Ah, you want me to open it up? I take the car.
Yeah. You take the car, I'll pass the shit over.
Oh, this thing is a rocket ship.
I
Cry this is hard to break it. Oh, I don't think I don't think I even broke her
What do we have this last time? Yeah, it's hard shit
But the chance over six
5.
Mask?
I mean, this guy's a mask, kind of.
I mean, this guy's a mask, kind of.
planning clinics, adult novelty shops, funeral homes, and children's wards. Call today and
we'll even put an ATM in your bedroom to spice things up. Stop by Fleece & Bank and learn more
about our range of services that weren't possible until we've locked it for deregulation. Fleece
and sell credit cards, banking, localage.
It's time to start paying for everything.
Ganga, kopa, kopa, kopa.
You're a kopa?
No.
I'm scared to go again.
We're gonna need no bike with this fucking car, man.
The cars pull up.
Fuck that shit.
We stay here, we get the shit, there's nothing.
Nathan.
There you go, Nathan.
Nathan.
Nathan.
You gotta do it like that.
Nathan.
Nathan.
Nathan.
Oh, what was that?
That was pretty good.
Yo, yo, yo, we're getting out of here.
Yo yo yo, I bought some, some brick!
Brother, it's spittin'
it's spittin' spittin' spittin'
it's all it does!
But earlier I swear it was, it was way more
than in the warm-out.
How much money do you have right now?
Five already
Huh five K already I
Don't know how I have ten because you took some of mine you were you can do like a 180, but I was gone
Oh, oh, I'll send the guy fuck you from here because he was taking pictures. Oh
Yeah, I got 10 K. Yeah, you're so and then just put we do this the same thing as before put in the box
And I'll keep splitting it. Yeah
Did you get that shit?
Yeah.
Oh my god, oh my god.
What the bricks are insane!
Yeah, this thing's fun
I forgot what the opinions are at. I think I passed them. I don't pay any attention
Thanks here
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Oh my god I have to answer this
We're doing this off because I was trying to go past her.
I think there's a maximum, I think there's a maximum speed you can do with X.
And are you trying to go past it?
I think it's back.
I can't.
Oh!
I can't. Oh good. Oh shit. Now you're him. Holy shit you're him. I feel like it's spitting
out money faster. Wait wait wait. Maybe they're loaded in front of a brim full of cash. Oh
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Yo, what the cops invent like a net, like a netting device in the machine?
As soon as you, as soon as you bust it open it, it fucking nets you down.
Like Inspector Gadget type of shit.
Oh
You know
Fuck up all day
Hold
You know
I forgot that
like these are spitting it
Yo, who's next to us? I believe this wrong fucker
Yeah, it is it is fucking bitch.
Oh, there he is, yeah.
Look at this cheap fuck.
what a goofy honk
now I get to you keep it
I know I know it's not that
Hi
What you got from the player?
All of that
Oh we have so much money already
How much?
30k
You're $30,000 already. Yeah, that's kind of a city
I'm a I'm a two more and then be done. I'm a two more. I
Know a very hidden spot there
But I know there's two or one. It's near the courthouse. It's near the highway.
People who stop are millionaires. People who don't stop are billionaires. You know what I'm saying?
I need cash bread.
21
What was another do block
Yeah, baby. Oh my god
See about check
Oh my god.
I
Can broken
Both of them what else both yeah, I mean there's always a great ocean we were we were here earlier though
Okay
Load Japan load Japan and then we stop there. That's right. That's right. Yeah, that's right
Those are beautiful and I don't think a lot of people know about them and be honest with you. I don't ever had a problem with every brother him
Hey, this shit almost makes you look like a good driver, bro
Yeah, because it turns on a diamond and it breaks in silly the bridge on the share fucking just straight to the metal
You should just only do this thing and be like yeah guys. I've been practicing driving for the last fucking two years
Here we are. I have them and then just and then just larp
true, I mean
We're like in the scene pain on this bus again
This is the longest I've seen you drive a car without crashing it it's fucking insane
Perfect. Yeah, that means that's just great
Oh
That's the thing
Hello, hello, what up?
Yeah, I'm just doubting I was gonna I was a slimer
Juicy
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, fuck.
This is media.
Damn it.
Woof!
all right i'm gonna give us some food right here
all right okay i'm gonna be in the car just for that thing happens you know what i'm saying
I think we can do it.
Dang.
I think we should do some training thing, I think.
One minute.
What are they doing?
Come on, come on, come on.
I got pizza on.
Yo, yo, Marcholoni!
What?
I'm gonna think about pee my pants.
All right, just wait in the car then.
Okay.
This food looks like a bus in China, by the way.
Got some cheese bread.
There's a marinara.
Sauce.
hold it
I'm just here.
I'm just here.
Thanks.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, we could literally just dedicate 10 minutes doing ATMs and just fuck off for the
rest of the day if we wanted to.
That can't even matter.
Yep.
That was...
What's the length of that stuff?
Let me do the math carry the four divide by three
Oh, yeah, there you go grand total of zero dollar
But you are gonna be the one to tell him because I I get too much shit for a lot of doing a lot of nothing
Fair enough
How much money you got in your bank?
49
Yeah, yeah, so much money. What about you? Do you go look at bikes and see if we can buy one? Yep
I have 37
Once
If I ever get past you I'll split the difference
You already outpassed me and it's there the like the mentors. I'm saying I'll give you a check
That's like a that's like a 35% increment
I don't want to check you're good
What you should do listen, I'm not gonna buy anything all right cuz I can I don't need another reason to get you that for something
I didn't fucking do
Are you not you're not how about you not how about you also you you do yell at me, but I'm not talking about you
See see what's your problem, man? I never got you
I'm saving my money I'm gonna save my money to put on second 12 now
I got the sign if I live another day or not. Yeah, I thought we'd buy a gun two boats. It's been a shit second one
Come on man.
Eh eh eh, what's that weird?
Wait.
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh, alright.
That's a one-seater.
Yeah, yeah, but you can probably modify it to have a second-seater, no?
No way
If my mother can't be on it, then I don't want it
Yuck
That's really, I think this is probably one of the better slipper bikes.
I
Chat
The problem is bike is that I know if it's like it only a server thing or do you do a little raw?
It dies for no reason it like this bike takes damage. You're like shimpy
Come out of the bikes like a little sign you like you'll go you'll go like this and it's
looking like it's faster than HP.
It's really easy to kill.
I don't like things if I break it I'll have to return it.
Check this bit of trouble on though.
I don't think the tricks you can do on these bins like this.
I did a little bit of tricks, right?
I'm just gonna get an exam to buy a canal.
I can't really steer.
I think this is a rental car for getting into the boat.
Fine, anything you like?
Can you follow?
Yeah, you don't need to run bikes, but I mean if you just let it for it to be like kind of cooler than just spark one
But yeah, this is I'm telling you this is underrated. This is by far the most unreadable in the game
Look at my little look how it turns it
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Hold on hold on
I'm trying to hit the car, it looked like a weird car.
Check it this way again.
Oh ya go
It's gonna auto auto motherfucker
I
Was a bike a bike would be the one of the best ever that bike is not a couple of me
We'll never have to fucking they go all I need to get a bike in ten minutes
What up
Well, we're testing some vehicles to buy
buy yeah try to spend some money to get my
vehicle to me yeah all right can I put my cut
under the punch out there okay here so you
want your cut yeah your cut of what
though the sales what do you mean my cut of
what everything so you want to liquidate
your part of the business you want to
liquidate your part of the business yo
No, I want 25 grand and this is the cap. Minimum.
Okay, every time you do that, I have to withdraw for everybody though.
You have to what?
I have to withdraw for everybody.
Is the withdrawal for everybody? What does that mean?
Yeah, yeah, because if I pay y'all, I need to pay the others out.
That's fine, I think that me, you, Martin Tone, should get paid 25 grand.
Oh, okay
Yeah, I can do that kind of
It's like 12,000
Okay, but I want to liquidate our purchasing power
What we need a fucking big-ass house like a fucking dipshit
What do you want a house for?
Yo, our shit is scuffed, we got a warehouse with a piece of shit man
Can't do nothing in there
I confirm today I confirm today this is gonna break your heart actually I have a hundred percent confirmation
You cannot put machinery in a house
All right
So you would need or not even a house but residential properties, I guess the better word for
die
Now we could invest in a warehouse, right?
The machinery the problem is I don't think there's a single warehouse for sale currently
If you go down to Cyprus, you will see a couple warehouses there with their doors locked. I see that
See that right? Yeah
But the problem is I just don't know those are if I knew those are going up for sale tomorrow
I wouldn't touch the money the promise
I don't know when it's going up and I could increase our income if I can invest my money in the shit
I'm working on
All right, all right. Yeah, I mean we can we can put the boys out here
It's not it's not like this money is going on a fucking car
And then I'm this money is going into me making more money which that means I have more money to invest in shit
That we need is they're gonna get tackled around
What was that is it gonna get taxed on the way out? I
Don't think wires text whatever you wire somebody. It's like the exact amount. Oh, all right
Yeah, I'll put you on it. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna get into that. You know, is this provided
car any good or not?
What does that one look like?
It looks like a buffalo.
It's a big, well, you know, it's a buffalo, man.
The bucket.
Oh, the buffalo. Yeah, I think the buffalo is like a decent car. Yeah. I mean, probably
fully upgraded that car goes crazy, but I don't even know what to begin on you upgrade a
car in this town.
Yeah, yeah, it's not R.S. either. It's not they've done it the following R.S. You feel me? Shit, it's not performance-based.
I mentioned it, man.
Yeah, they don't have it.
No, no, no, I buy a bike. It's very cheap. Very cheap.
Like, is it... The bikes I want are never that like...
The cliffhanger? I can never find one of these. And I can buy a cliffhanger for very cheap. The cliffhanger is like...
What the?
It is I could be on fucking Mars they can have spaceships. I'm escaping anyway. It's just bussing shit
Like all right, I'll look at it. What we got fucking
Well, do you agree with the plan though because the plan is that we pay ourselves out and that we people's guys
Those other guys later, but if you want to put those guys out at the same time
No, we can play them in bills or some shit
Okay
So my dad 8am until 7 in the morning, so I'm about to go ahead 8am till 7 in the morning tonight
So all right, so tomorrow tomorrow you can be sleeping then
No, but I don't think I understand the hours I'm putting in my man. Yeah, I know see the morning then
Yeah, I say the morning then of course. Hi. It's a week boy. Hi skit. I see this thing
Yeah, it sounds kind of it sounds kind of busily
Wait, why is it so cheaper?
But are these brothers bugged
This which I why is this a class
No, this is shit, you cannot win me.
This is a worthless fucking vehicle.
It's shit, it's shit, it's shit.
This is shit, man, it's shit.
So what's the verdict?
Am I sending out all the money?
Ah, fuck no!
Oh, okay.
This is shit, I hate it.
Okay
This is shit, I hate it
Hey madden buy a bike I cannot do really isn't like it. I mean you're a dog fuck
Why is it by ATV then fuck it? I
Don't get it by that conversation. It's not like you want to pay everyone else. Oh, yeah, I'm just sorry man
I mean, I'm not paying for shit
Chat, they cliffhanger are beast-ed all that by long shot.
Maybe I'll get a... a... a cliffhanger later or some other time, you know, I'll probably, I'll probably never buy it, I, I hate buying cars, I think it's such a fucking liability, fuck this shit!
So we don't know if we're gonna upgrade it anyway, you know what I mean?
Might be worthless.
Everybody off you.
Are you sure?
I don't have the keys.
yeah I'm I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna go to hell by a little bit okay that's fine
I get keys yeah try it nope is this is you may yes you may oh what are you
Japanese now to do make you give me did you make fuck shut the fuck up
yeah you need to go to sleep
Also, you're fucking me. How about that? You're fucking me. You know, it's gonna happen. I wish I was gonna happen
Wait, oh, hey, what?
Now listen, you know, it's gonna happen. You know what? I'm gonna stay in bed tomorrow, okay?
Cuz I'm not get I'm not getting caught up in this cuz I know it's gonna happen tomorrow
I'm gonna wake up legs gonna come brother brother. Where's the money brother? I'm gonna say yo you got to talk to x like
I don't know I don't know and then you're gonna fold in front of him
And then I'm gonna look like the fucking heck ass
When have I ever been missing like a single dollar in my account? Never
I should have given it a day last time
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good
I'm staying in bed
Tomorrow? Anybody doing? Anybody doing?
I'm gonna pan and fucking fake bills, whatever the fuck
The trick's gonna bounce or some shit
Like, we need to keep it that way
Bro, why would we liquidate the business?
I think I have 50,000 in my name, cut.
Do not do fucking not
Look at how the business is doing money-wise and do not look at it if you look at it
And I might I might something in front of it. Never ever look at the business account
Okay.
Chewis.
Chewis.
Jesus Christ, what did you look at that?
Dude, what the fuck?
Might not believe your phone, is that a battery?
No, no, I'm not looking.
I want to be your friend for the rest of my life.
Okay, you get permission to look, but...
Yeah, permission to look, but...
Just be wary.
Okay.
No problem. Not a problem with me.
What do you mean by that?
Because, okay, I don't get it.
Not a problem with me. I don't give a fuck.
Well that means that brother, you know what line he's gonna do, right? He always listens to it.
He's like, take his cut. We're not gonna picture that, right?
And at the end, we have like, 800,000, he's like, oh, we're splitting four! We're splitting four!
Not a counter, all the money he took out of him, man!
War two. What are we gonna do about that?
Now fucking hell.
fuck you look it out right so should I take out 21k for myself to or what
um take on them what what do you think 21,000 those are not 20 oh no I want
21 21 maybe I think it's taxes it no tax on transfer on wires
Okay, take 63,000 outs and living in your bag again
You're missing what you're missing speedy
So be 84,000 84,000 yet you go ahead do it do it now do it now
All right, remove 84,000 out of the bank.
Now, pay yourself and keep mine.
I know you bunched me out, actually, fuck it.
Okay, what's your thingy, 10078?
7-8, yeah. 0-0, 100, 7-8.
Alright.
Pass 1.
Parry something.
Okay, done. And I don't know Tonys and Speedys.
Aw, let me give you a...
He's uh, I think it's all ones a possible
He's all ones yeah, yeah, it was this one zero one one one
And then take another
Take another 42k out for your set for Speedy and yourself.
I took out 21k for myself.
Then I can just wait for Speedy, no?
No, take it out, take it out, take it out, because if somebody rubs,
if somebody rubs, then Speedy doesn't get paid out, and that's not fair for him.
Bank fish
Right shut up. I'm fucking rum rum rich business conducted yo
Hi
It's a busy big doctor. Oh
God and tomorrow, how about what we got?
I mean you I got fd8k okay and then and then the road bills will have another 20k each so 80k I'll have 80k
Yep, we'll be up way good. Yeah
Yeah, we can we can low-key buy one of those big-ass fucking penthouses and
Yeah, that was by a penthouse at the casino.
That's by 503.
Okay, I'm down for 503.
Too fucking easy.
Alright, bet that up, Cazelle.
Alright, alright, Cazelle.
Alright, Cazinelle, come here.
Alright, come up.
I love you.
I will I will be Pablo everybody I see what what time of all I
Stored from God. Hi. He's out
Yeah, I think it's fun roleplay I mean I present don't give a shit. Oh, you know, I mean
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Nooo! This bug is annoying the fuck out of me dude!
Chat, did it hop-miked?
Chat, did it hop-miked?
I don't think I did it, I don't think I did it.
Nope, stop that.
Chat, I think I think I need to, the only way to do it would be to do this.
And to do it again.
I have to debug it, it's a clear bugger.
Check, how do you remove that?
You like this?
So maybe I overwrite my image overwrite in Dali.
Okay.
Save original outfits.
Oh, remove it.
Okay, okay, I understand, I understand what you mean.
So I remove it, I put it on now, right?
and remove it.
Okay, I get it, I understand, I understand, I understand.
This.
Remove.
Oh, I put it on.
I think I'm over it.
I think I had it.
I think I had it.
I think I knew what was going to work.
Okay.
Now I had it.
I had it, I had to keep it on.
Okay, okay, I worry about it.
I had to keep it on.
Look.
Where?
Fuck the hat, I don't go fuck.
No, I want the hat, I want the hat, I want the hat,
I want the hat, I want it, I want it.
I've got it.
Okay, everybody?
A lot of bad drivers from the Haulik pawn shop if any in this area could go check out.
I'm waiting to clock in, I'm waiting to do the thing, but I know I've already recons
on the main transition LF three-way 22 right eastbound stand about you go 50 to one flu
out yo yo where's this batch of a little bit all right I fuck it shit I'm doing I'm
great this passion he has hurt because he floored in the vehicle because of the
driving pretending southbound little big horn has 100 spoochy searching Adam's
Apple passing. Vehicles rolling to a stop 22, continuing to stop on a little bit of
the road.
I like your experience of the two new engines in the back side.
Block Eastbound Capital. We are smoking. Continuing Eastbound Capital.
What the fuck is he doing?
I'm back in the direction. The left most on capital.
Approaching popular. Right north on popular.
North on popular. Passing underneath Olympic.
Continuing north on popular.
Continuing north on popular. Approaching to Spoochy.
Passing under San Andreas. North on popular.
I can't.
I can't.
I think I know if I'm popular.
Slowing right hand turn going down into the canals with a swap.
I can't.
To a orange in color must.
No, there's not.
Trinket Trinket Trinket.
Everyone on the train tracks.
Two cars.
Orange and.
I'm gonna fucking.
Hello sir.
Hello.
Had a.
I think I was.
I think I was.
The red car.
Orange red.
I think I was.
I think I was.
I think I was.
I think I was.
How you doing?
Not too bad myself.
Are you denigrating sir?
Yeah, yeah.
I just got on shit.
Hold on, I need to um,
call, make a call to dispatch.
Sure thing.
Welcome aboard. Welcome aboard, Peter Paul. My name is Polo. Polo, wow.
Nice to meet you, pal. Now then, it seems like there's an 80 active that requires additional
units it does seem that way exciting are you deputized are you are you are you
gonna get out there I could fuck yeah I'm joined on this 1080 come on
All right
That's the wrong door
Now I want to be frank with you all right I was gonna get on duty and I want to join
his 1080 and it's completely out of food and I thought this guy probably just got a burger
but that's because that's the point let's do it on his 1080 shall we oh yeah let's do
always okay okay which we even okay three farms oh which one is it that was
the uh uh 990
uh i think i had to do it
i think it's on the on the phone now
for me it's it's you know it's my it's the you know that's a personal time
understand yeah yeah that's pull over for a minute yeah yeah no problem
take an exit for the arrow he's going on
It's a white and kind of four-door. All right, let's get a burger shot. Shall we then are you hungry?
Yeah, oh, yeah, I can use food. We are gonna be absolutely worthless on the field if we're a lot of belly full of food
And thank God gas. I agree. I think
I don't think they want us doing that, but this is an emergency
It is
I ain't gonna say nothing
Getting off road again
I think as long as you don't do it in front of sergeants, you're good
Yeah, I'm trying to have exemplum toward behavior
Hey, fair enough, but that we're having an emergency. Do we not sir?
We definitely got an emergency. We need to feed our tummies, you know, otherwise we might perish, we might die.
Absolutely agree.
Okay, would you mind making a unit for us and put us together if you want to roll together?
On the phone?
Yeah, put us together on this battery.
And what do I call you, sir?
I forgot your name. It's my name's Polo Polo because I was it Paul, but that's me
Yeah, I like the t-shirt. Yeah all them polo. Yep. Pee-pee double-pee
Yeah, I'm already pee. I'm I'm pure Paul. I'm already pee-pee, but oh
Wait, all right. Yeah. Well, yeah, you got that
can I get out can I get out three
later meals, please.
Oh, is that the one you're so constituent?
Oh, is that the one you're so constituent?
Is that the one you're so constituent?
Three!
I don't need that!
I don't need that!
I don't need that!
Can I give you guys a single burger?
We're coming in!
We're coming in? What do you think, Rob?
Come on.
These loiterers were by still our vehicle you see that
All right, hold on let's have card reading. Thank you so much for coming down to bugger shot
Yo, yo bubbles, you know get the white girl. I got I got two white girls. I want to get a white girl
They'll get on my way. Come on. Where the coke at?
Howdy, would it be possible to have some service, please?
Hello.
be good for you guys are you okay with that yeah yeah that's fine yeah and you
guys just want three or do you want a war I guess we'll take whatever you got
left please yeah and make those meals please the whole thing
Yes sir, I'm on it. Give me just two shakes of a lamp till the put this in for you. Would you like water or sodas?
Sodas, please. What about you pal?
Yeah, I'll take soda too. I'll take some Coca-Cola.
He wants a Coca-Cola. Classic Coke.
Hey, everyone in this fucking place, shut the fuck up y'all. I'm being so loud, lower your fucking voice.
Can I, um, get a name, share your order, please?
This is why nobody shops a burger shop no more.
What's your name, boss?
That's a cheat.
What is the name for your order, please?
Paul!
Okay, like a name for like, Don Elliott.
Just put Pepe on there.
I'm from Scott, Miami.
Oh, Scott lived, all right.
Um...
Sweetheart?
Could you just, uh, swipe there for me?
Yes, can you, man?
Stuck it in?
It's wedged all the way in.
$88 was churchman bank account.
Thank you so much, I'll get started on that.
You got it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Off the counter, Shane.
Spiders everywhere.
Alright.
Wait, I'll get the soda.
I'll get the soda.
Yeah, this vest makes me look real fat.
It adds some weight, that's for sure.
How long have you been hired out for?
Couple days, couple days, but I used to be a deputized back in my days.
Oh, no, that's okay.
Have you got a little bit of rust on my uh, on my body?
Oh, that's all right a couple shifts just shake it right off. You'll be all right
I think I'll do fine, but it's been rough coming back, you know
I don't got my 10 codes and all that
Ah, that'll come with time, you know, you'll be all right as long as another normal ones, right?
follow
you're just gonna put it on the
on the train
there's an old car
hey hey hey
roxy
yo what else
would you mind?
would you mind sir?
would you mind?
oh my god
okay there you go
would you mind sir?
would you mind?
hey bring your cutlery back to the back
oh
bringing the cutlery back
I don't have any cutlery
Good nap.
I'm just flicking it, man.
There's an empty burger shot cup on this. It's just cardboard.
Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Well, Xan actually still prefer the goddamn bake.
I don't know. I didn't think the bake was empty.
Xan, how are you sorry this goddamn useless?
She made waters instead of sodas, jeez.
A boat.
Sorry, awesome, Mr. Emel, Miss Dunn.
I'm not the one to make negative comments, but this place fell off hard.
That's right.
Yeah, I would say...
Okay, I want you to work here if you could do that.
Sorry, what was that?
Why don't you just work here if you could do that?
Did you do that?
In a space in here.
Because the city needs me, man.
man. Thank you. Have the
wonderful of day. You too.
Then I'm gonna get you down. You guys are the man.
Back in my days, people used to say, don't do crime. Something
something. You remember that?
That's not the one. Anyway,
fell off come on follow it's he weeb it's like joe's
Hey, Paulo.
Yeah.
Let's get a water tank then.
How many plates you got on that carrier?
Is that even a carrier?
I
Don't know probably like like a six like ten maybe five six yeah
All right, let's split the loop
Oh, shit.
Now, you can take a round of fries.
Hey, can I get a ride?
Not allowed, ma'am.
Sorry.
What do you need for a ride to my offices before I...
Yeah, but...
I'm a by the book type of officer, and we don't give rise to civilians without a taxi called a goomba
Apologies, ma'am. It's out of my control
Oh, we just got summoned where'd you get some MRP D? Oh
I
Rejoice I don't know
Commissioner we might be we might be in trouble that was from the commissioner take the wheel follow take the wheels
The wheel
Shit
We might be quick.
Now I'm by the book, but this whole this book is a completely different type of book now
We need to get our story straight um
We were gonna get one repairs to food and three
Various goods for officers safety now forget the last part just the two first ones
Okay, wait say that I can't go there ready when we're gonna we were getting gas for the car
Okay food and lastly we were repairing the CDP I okay this food for parents you
could be a cat because we noticed that the vehicle is damaged yeah okay good
good
that he sound angry when he's on this
he just sent the little stern
he said polo and pier to MRPD or something like that or to the front lobby
that's it
I don't really understand it why I'm 22 what is dispatch standard it's 310 right
What is this patch like the standard radar channel is it one?
Yeah, yeah, we're normally on one yeah
So
Can I have an explanation on why all the abys go on one and not on three or two or five or whatever?
Oh, yeah, because that's well, so
Well, I mean the thing is once people are sufficient on a chase, they should be having
someone like automatically changing that chase to a different channel, like they shouldn't
be staying on one, but it always stops off on one until they're sufficient.
that's that's I mean I need to do my camera shit I am I cinematic you have to put that
on um shit what the hell did we do wrong but i don't know why he's seven and i so we just got on
shit this guy's that's funny
i've got absolutely none but the clue
i don't know how it goes but something like that no clue yeah yeah i think we're fine we're fine
that the calls come in these days and like if you step aside like I haven't
opened my phone to go pick him up it's kind of annoying
it goes away too fast
now I want to tell you what to do sir but I would have parted the pool because
if this goes wrong I mean this this car is not gonna be very useful you know I
Yeah, that's you know what that you're yeah, no, you're right
Yeah, send it there
We just arrived at MRP
Oh shit, I was not- I got it, hold on.
You got it?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I got it. Hold on. You got it ready. 831 930 589 a T
Was it a 930 he said or 9 I didn't hear the 930 930 930. Yeah, I got it
And you know how to put them on speaker yeah, yeah, I got it. I got you now righty
I had a commission yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, yeah, no problem
Yeah, no problem.
Yeah, out there, if you do something stupid with him, you're responsible for it, not him.
You're responsible for it.
Okay.
All right.
Go out there and get some ass, focus on calls, watch your patrol in North of the Olympic,
unless they need 77 South Olympic, right?
All right.
Out of the Olympic.
All right, you got it.
No problem.
All right.
Thank you.
Take care.
All right.
Bye.
Gosh donnie darn darn it
You know he wants me to he wants me to fly with a little bit of help never a little bit of help you understand
I don't need it. I like it
However, do you want to you want to be in that you go ahead you go behind the wheel. I was I was how it's done
I'll try that again. I'll try that again. I've heard the restart today. Fuck it. I don't
care. I usually scan all the time so no problem on that. I'll tell you if we get a stolen
vehicle. Can you stop a little bit of gas? Oh, yeah, we can do that. What was that?
That's not right. I just ran a red light. Get rid of that. It looks like it's stolen.
Yeah, Jewel.
All right, you want to call us in or?
Yeah.
Um, what is your unit?
You can just burn under your e-stills so that's what you
want to say.
Dispatch 176.
38 on a green and colored wagon occupied two times at MRPD.
Special 172-108-P76 to that traffic stop over your honor.
Thank you.
Got it.
Let's make contact.
Driver, can you turn the vehicle off, please?
Thank you.
Oh!
Would you mind retracting real quick?
Sure.
Sir, I believe this is a stolen vehicle, but it should be a theft, not a stop.
But they're being kidnapped.
Docile.
Should we make contact?
It is stolen.
It is stolen.
It's a theft.
We can make contact.
Do I make contact?
We don't have to do.
We don't have to do anything to stop on it.
What we can do is just notify them, let them know that we know what we're pulling them
over for.
So it's running the red lights and then on top of that, we could ask them questions about
You know we get their driver's license and then ask them who you know how they got the cool who owns the vehicle all that stuff, right?
Understood, you know if they say they don't know all that stuff in the day. All right
Well, we're gonna have to ask you to step out. You know, we could either it's up to you, right discretion
I was we could either you know, let them go if they're gonna just give it up
And you know set the vehicle up for him and give them you know citation let them go or you know, we could
We could more on it, you know, we could charge them for for the stolen. So
Okay, in that case let's just hold on B pillars and be ready to draw a weapon
All right, let's just approach some caution
Okay, understood all right Roger
And yellow
Captain officers lawyer windows, please we can make contact
Please sir
They have got a go to both down
I don't know what's happening now, the plate seems to be stolen, but by the way, I am Pierre
Paul with the LSPD and your plate is coming back flagged as a stolen.
Stolen?
Yes, sir.
Some
It gave us this over escalator at all. Well, we're leaving a mental spot to set ever
Are you sure about that?
Well, fella this vehicle comes back to a uh, chiachi holder. Uh, and is that you?
Oh, but I didn't mean I ain't me
License here. Well in in this case, do you own this vehicle, sir?
No, no
License is my license. It is I brick Irish. Is that you?
That's me. That's me. Yes. I have a mouse
It's me
What it be possible to remove the top of garment of your facial structure, please
So I could see you clearly
Me or the me or the passenger on the drive-up, please
I
Can I get out and step aside because I've got Canada I don't give it to anybody else
Can I like take it off and like stand back?
No, not needed not get it off in your car
Well, I don't give it to the motherfucker sit beside me. I'm saying about Canada
He's got a hole. He's got a whole head the whole face mask. Yes, sir. No, you got a filter in that thing zero. You good
Zero
you good i can take off my mask
he he not at zero motherfucker
or i'm taking my mask
okay
put it back on though because i don't want to spread this shit to anybody
strawberry
there you go all right thank you irish now is there any reason why this um
this vehicle would appear to be stolen sir is there any log explanation
or
We were walking over to the rental spot earlier and we were about to go in and rent a little
Ballista or you know one of these ingots and the motherfucker was coming out of the store and he had he was getting into it
Or he's getting out of an ingot just saying he he said he was done for the day
He said do we want this one instead of renting another one and we were like
Well, like if you're sure like and he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, he passed us the keys and he went to
He just, he went about his day and he walked off and I presume this was a rental from Escalero.
It's named Flag was stolen.
It was the key to a stolen weapon.
Well the owner of this vehicle is a woman and I'm sure she would like to have her car
back so neither you or the other person was probably the owner of the vehicle.
Now I am okay with cutting your break only for the date, right?
it. Take the vehicle, impound it, tow it, and not charge you with the crime.
Oh my god, that was fantastic. I better not see another stolen vehicle today.
Absolutely not. Do I have your word?
Don't accept kindness from strangers. You got my word. Scouts honor.
Honor's ready. All right. Now you guys are going to have to step out and, you know.
You have to step out and now we'll have to document the vehicle.
And did you leave the key to ignition Irish I got them right here right here. Can I have them I?
Motherfuckers they was champ alright. No snitch. That was
I ain't no snitch without motherfuckers never snitch was champ not snitch because that was champ
For the future when you are driving operating a motor vehicle you are responsible for said vehicle and we will assume
Um, then you are not the rightful owner if you do own that vehicle
Now we have your name and we have your face, but
You uh, yeah, you get a lucky break today
Mr. McGuy rich
Appreciate it. Honest mistake. Honest. It could have happened to anybody. No problem. That happened to me as well
I understand
now
Have a great day and um
Good luck
I will
Apologies about that and we are trying to get to the hospital in a hurry, but thank you so much
You got it easy guys. All right. All right, let's look at the vehicle
Yeah, and I'm
Yeah, yes, sir. Yes, sir. I know I'll do that
No, no, I was gonna say do you know how to like get the radar documentation for it too for the
Yes, or the plate
Hell yeah, all right, I'll document the vehicle and then yeah, I'll set us up
Yeah, we're just about to go to 6 this batch. We are code 4 on that 38
Alright, there's nothing in the truck
Dispatch 11376, 36, 5 stands, cut seat.
Dispatch 172, 108, 76, 76, no.
Well, I did anyway, I wanted to shit.
Would you like to press the impound, sir?
I'm starting it up for the Impen or do you want me to do it?
You go ahead.
All right.
That's all sorted.
Now, I don't like cutting him loose, but they seem to be pre-reasonable.
And when I was with Dawson last time, because somebody had broken it,
first up of the date, right, I think it's all right.
We get him again, we hit him with the book.
100%.
You know, I'll just say, right, a couple things, right?
Like, so could have done too, is right,
when he gave his license, he could have went back, right?
Yeah, yes, sir, yes, sir.
He could have checked to see if he had,
like, priors and stuff like that.
And then if he did, then we could have maybe,
you know, pushed a little bit further.
Yes, sir.
But the stolen vehicles, we are a bit, you know,
like, we are a bit more, like I said, but that,
you didn't inherently do anything really wrong.
I mean, I probably would have gone up right away
and been like, hey, you're in a stolen vehicle.
Yes, sir.
I mean so I like to be on and off right and usually on it right yeah
I would have went full guns out with a vigil and I would never get out of the vehicle and whatnot
Which is partly why I didn't use the MDW or whatever
Because I didn't want to be caught off guard in a felony stop because it was still a felony stop and you got shot at
While looking at my pad
That was the only reason no a hundred percent that's fair that's fair
That's why I would have stayed back, right?
Like I would have stayed with them and you would have went back to the vehicle and went into the MDT.
You know what I mean?
Yes, sir.
But like, so like when you, so you did, you did, you know, correct it, right?
But when you, when you approach him, right?
So, you know, first thing you do, obviously, you know, be like, hey, officer.
Paul Pierre or Pierre Paul with the LSB had number 176.
You know, you're telling the reason why I pull them over or, you know, a lot of people
I'll be able to take it, I get your driver's license and registration for the vehicle right
away.
Um, and then after that, right, you know, you let them know what they've done wrong.
You go look up their information.
I have a stolen vehicle.
What I personally like to do is like, I'll go up to the driver and I'll be like, Hey,
you know, is this your vehicle?
Does this belong to you?
And nine times out of 10, I'll be like, Oh, you know, they'll give you that whole bullshit
store.
Like, Oh, they rented this to me.
They did this to stay at the third and blah, blah, blah, right.
And then you'll be like, Okay, well, who rented it to you?
You know, and then there'll be some bullshit name.
Yes, sir.
Call them out that they're lying, you know,
and then they're like, then at that point, I'd be like, OK,
listen, we could go a couple ways about this.
You know, either you could step out.
I could impound this car.
You could go get yourself a rental and go get yourself
your own car and not let me catch you doing this shit again.
Or I could charge you for this shit
and get you sent out to jail, you know,
for stealing a vehicle, all right?
Yes, sir.
I, you know, I'm just saying that that just.
No, no, no.
I will use the point, yeah, I was real rusty.
No, you're absolutely correct there.
I will do better next time.
Now listen, I'm just trying to help you out,
make sure you're all good and stuff, you know what I mean?
But hey, you do the way you wanna do it,
I'm just saying that that's how we normally go back
when it comes to that stuff, you know?
Understood.
Hell yeah.
All right, shit.
Dispatch, one's in the six, we're back to eight.
All right, you wanted us to go up to North Olympic, uh, let me see where that's at.
There's a shop, I think, but it was all the way in Grape Seed in it, and we won't make
it in time.
I
Was in six seven to six barricades for review
Hold on I have you on the phone all the time. Thank you. I mean, I'm peaceful
Well, we will be used without some gas
I'm sorry 36 is our code for I'm gonna refuel like
What?
Is it a cop?
and
I think that's a good one.
Yeah, they're on her.
That's a good one.
One in the region with a probe warring.
Stop the trains up!
How many trucks are taking a route?
Twenty-two. Can you stop back at the ATM?
Is there a different...
Oh, you said...
Yes. One, seven, six.
Or seventy-six.
Tabby, look at it.
I'll pick up our comms.
Right, I'll pick up our scoochies.
Left, right, to the hot dog's alley.
Oh, no, they doubled up. They'll take it.
It's coming back.
Okay.
It's about to nail it.
We're coming out now on this Elgin.
Southbound, southbound Elgin.
I don't know what that was.
Should be sufficient with three.
We're gonna build a unit to get us a share.
One of seven items.
The last bound item is that.
I'm closing the call.
Got it.
That way here.
Headed to our southbound.
That's one dude.
full second northbound, that's one
they fucked it, did they fix it?
it's on northbound, I can't tell
oh shit
I run in US
where did they go, why didn't he just stop
you turned, why didn't he just stop
there's a van that don't like over there
I can't see
It's all right. Yeah, that happens. I didn't see what happened in the front. I was fixing
the call because dispatch, uh, the, uh, you're good. Yeah. It was all, uh, they, they were
I think they were fully send it in North Band of Kalei, but then they like then the unit in front of us I kind of just completely stopped
I believe that's the problem. Yes
It's up and there's an in the code for
that would be the 80 is a U T L the 80 is code for and then once it's back to
eight hell yeah yeah but normally like the primary of the officer of the call
Call it code for you to yet. Yeah
I believe our vehicle is absolutely in a shambles sir shall we repair you think it means like a
Like just well
Pop the hood, please mr. Paulo. Yeah, yeah, pop that thing open
Yeah, let me know do we got breaks on this fucking thing probably not
Not great, not great, they really need a little bit of repair.
I don't know what he's going for.
Yeah, he's looking.
Chad, these are the permanent parts.
The actual quality of the vehicle that's temporary is busted.
You don't know how this game works and I have no idea where it's from.
We definitely hit it at least yeah, I got it
So we could do
I'm not sure honestly I don't know I think they're all stuck I don't know much about
us in these things I believe it's more ready I think they're green yet did you
just cuz did you guys just not only run away by the doing illegal you turn over
it over the tracks yeah I had a question what is your question sir question you
know Scott back you know you know the show quantum leap is no yeah are you
both really got quantum leap 23 that's not like a damn liberal show
What the... has no agenda, I think.
Sounds very liberal.
I think you might like it.
Alright.
Are you needing some emergency services or treatment?
No, just a question.
Okay.
Yeah, right.
What were we 76 to this 1090 up in Falls Road?
Oh yeah, oh wait, oh there's a deadly weapon.
Next to the Colosseum.
There it is.
176, 716, 11 base city.
What the heck they got going on in these pipes these days something in the water has got to be
It appears to me that these people were i'll do the influence of some drugs sir no
Uh oh the people that we just spoke with yes sir it did seem like
I never heard of a quantum show
you haven't seen any weapons okay no sir no all right all right I'm just making
sure it's got here not too long ago so okay can I go code six on this sure with
care go ahead all right all right
all that park up
I
Will be invents the game these call
Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah
Now what the heck was that
What why were they being so good guys? What's going on? I don't know man. I don't know your writing offices
That's your writing right there. Oh what the?
Follow hi guys. Hey, sorry. Hey, I
Sorry about that my friend like he just had like a lot to drink
Call it in call it in oh shit. Oh shit
Nothing in it.
176, this match, we're entering a 1080 on a black and colored escalade or something.
I'm getting an active 38, and a black and colored footwear SUV must thank Vita Street.
Oh my god, it's a little jokie joke.
Now, I forgot what the code is for a stolen vehicle.
Uh, for what? For a stolen vehicle?
Stolen vehicle, yes, sir.
I don't I don't know if there's a require additional on this at the filling stop
I just ran the plate on it does that it's not still it's it's just it's correction not flag just standard
You're on channel two by the way, you're not back on channel
Sir you are not free to leave against the moment
Can you roll your way down, please your front window
Hold on
I'm back into one now. What is that? What is the play come back as?
Just can't make is not flagged
Okay
Name it
Shall we?
Initiate contact. Hey, what's the hold up? Yeah, we got places to go. Hey. Hey. Hey. Yeah, right
Listen, we're coming around money officer polo badge number one two one with the Lspd pleasure to meet you guys
Can you roll down the window there driver?
Don't worry, buddy. Don't fucking worry. All right. All right. There you go
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. All right. Listen, uh, so you were driving really recklessly and
negligently and your passenger also said that you were drinking and driving. Okay. So I'm gonna need
to see some drivers. I need to see drivers. Oh my god, bro.
You got me in you idiot, you're a part of the queen, you got me in now!
Why'd you say size?
I'm so hard to get to this down time!
It's a fucking problem?
Oh you can take these or the heads from the back of your head!
Oh you're fucking manned in them!
I'm a half-dead!
I'm a half-dead!
Show me what you're made of you fucking...
It is a blanket, but she's got a seat.
Hey there officer!
I'm just trying to get out of here.
Brush your game, just uh...
Yeah, man, I don't come out and drink anything.
I'm just, you know, I'm a little about as shit as you man now.
I felt it was driving in the cabin.
Yeah, I do pull a job for my driving though.
I feel right at home up here.
absolutely and registration please as well
yeah absolutely no problem
now the initial reason for the stop is that reversing at high speed any reason
for that
I get you sir absolutely now um
Um, what if it's possible to take the mask off so we can properly identify you and speak
with you on a human-human basis, sir?
Sir, I don't know if you can legally ask that, you know?
Exactly, exactly.
Well, I'd like to identify what I'm speaking to as a driver of a motorized vehicle on a
public road, sir.
Yeah, but I don't know if you could just look at the ID so that's the problem.
This is the lawyer by the don't get twisted that she's my lawyer, you know, I said about a bus the case right now with a
Now I will ask another
Additional time to remove the mask because I'd like to know what I'm speaking to sir
This is not within your legal rights of my client
So I'm gonna ask that you stop asking that question
Climb you don't need to do that, but you can't offer identification
two cops man y'all really just follow yeah mr. follow yeah what's up yeah what's
up what's that how would you like to proceed it well is he not provided in
his identification yes sir but we cannot properly identify that he is the
correct the driver if we got identify his face well yeah you're gonna have to
take your mask off here but we need to identify you sir there there is no
you are both currently under detainment right now it's a traffic stop okay okay
well under the team in the traffic stop you just traffic stopped us from when
there's a traffic stop it you detain that's how it works
here's a problem though obviously I heard you talking in your little cop you're like oh this car's
Stolen, it's stolen, you've read that.
Stolen, you know what's not.
He's running a ticket, you're running a fucking ticket over there buddy.
Well I'd like to take some notes on where you got your law degree from.
Cause I'd like to get one of these.
Teemu or Alibaba?
Alright, alright.
I love the more Amazon delivery you know what I mean.
See that's simple because now I can tie that to the fact
to the fact that you own this vehicle so I appreciate that Mr. DeSosa thank you okay so
now we don't have to worry about that I do care still about negligent driving though
and I still need you to take the mask off so I could identify you sir let me tell
you sir let me rest assure he is not normally negligent okay you only drank a
little bit okay you see the more they keep saying that you keep running him
into the dirt you know
Yeah
I just told me that you approve it to me
so you're the one who's supposed to you know
approve it to me
you have to get out of this shit
you keep getting out of this shit
I've been giving you the fucking option to get out of this shit
I'm trying to get you out of this shit
you get out of it
you gotta prove shit to me
I'm fucking demanding bro
demanding bro
prove to me the man you're gonna give the fucking fucking stupid
so how do you look at your exam in there
you think about getting out of this
I
Know you know here, you know if they just cooperate a little bit more with us. I feel like this traffic stop would have been done
See I just wanted to see that beautiful face. It's all I wanted to see listen. I appreciate that
Yeah, yeah, of course
I'm not. I'm not. I'm gonna go back to my vehicle. You could speak with Mr. Paul over here, okay? With Officer Paul and I'm just gonna go run your information real quick, alright? Mr. Joseph?
Now, since we are in this traffic stop, in this predicament, sir, um, or man, actually, I've noticed there's a, um, quite a severe taint on your windows.
And since you are from the Harvard Law, what is the acceptable level of a tint percentage
allowed in this county, Los Santos?
Mind your business percentage, how about that?
Also, it's .7?
All right, all right.
6-7, not bad.
Listen, listen.
I'm all right.
Here's your driver's license back, Mr. D.
Here's your driver's license back, Mr. D.
Here's your driver's license back.
Listen, listen.
All right.
We're driving very, very, oh, yeah, I'll let them, I'm sure.
Six, seven.
Yo, yeah, where'd you get your police officer uniform?
Teemo?
That shit is not, no.
Yeah, this is not a fucking police officer, bro.
This is Pierre Paul from LSBD, deputized in 2021, man.
No, no, no, no.
I stood to wait for less than life.
Get your phone away from the window, bro.
You see, you got some frets, pinks, too.
Eat like some gum or some shit.
My mind's moving this hard, bro.
to walk one foot? Yes ma'am. All right. Well listen, you don't have any traffic
citations or infractions on your record so I'm not going to be the one to
destroy that. However, I'm going to give you a verbal warning for your reckless
driving. Okay, so if you are called driving like that again or negligently
you will be sad the next time. Okay. Yes sir. And I'm sorry about that. He will
never drink and drive again just this once all right all right well we appreciate that i thank you for
the guy and don't don't you
have a call on me sir
brother what like an alcoholic but the man's got
man's got water in that brother man's got water you know what i'm saying brother
there's no blood coming out is there water is he got water yeah you got a
water get him out get him out get him out get him out get him out get him out get him out
Oh, brother, whoa, whoa, brother, hold on.
No, he doesn't have water, he doesn't have water.
Water, there we go, you know what I'm saying?
Miss her that.
You know what I'm saying?
Say it like that, brother.
OK, sir.
All right, bless up, sir.
We have seven shots of water, don't worry.
All right, I mean, I don't see any alcohol laying around
in the vehicle.
You're looking like you're all good, all right?
Well, listen, once we get back to the vehicle,
that's rough and free to go, OK?
Just take it easy, all right?
Say that.
All right.
Appreciate it.
Once the lights are off you may leave the scene sir drive safe and have a good night
Officer and officer T-MU enjoy the night if you drink or smoke don't do behind the wheel
You go and drive oh
Go your cars over there Bozo
Yes, ma'am
should we go back and check this is the right address right here yeah you pass
it again hey hey pal any reason why you're driving it like a complete bad
person I was doing a four point turn turn around and then I started driving
What do you mean that's like a nine-point turn it, but okay no problem
Okay, yes, sir. Yeah, good for now take it easy. It's a Windows
It was driving like a muppet, but I'm not the one to escalate verbally
That's completely fair I'm
Sometimes I'm, you know, I like to say I'm over the influence instead of under it, you know the main so that that way I
Don't get in trouble for things, but yeah, you know, I may be delayed on certain things
Roger yeah
Don't tell the computer that
I don't think I have it. I don't think I have fish I do I? Also, this is disgusting.
I'm bald.
Uh, and some of that so normally we'd know you're good
So normally we do always put up either a port or an incident
Dependent, you know, obviously incident for if we're given a citation on a report if it's a verbal warning or anything just for the traffic
stops I
Could set all that up for it afterwards instead. Oh, oh, yes, sir
so
Yes, I will get on that oh
Oh, that was a rip. Oh, wow. Jesus.
One seven six entering a 1080 on a black and colored. Oh, no, correction. Big 1050. We
have a vehicle ejection. It's the same vehicle. It's the same vehicle. We just pulled out.
Are you- Are you fucking kidding me?
Turn your wheel to your right and pull over, sir!
Correction, it'll be a standard, uh, 1038 on a black and colored...
Well, what's up?
Wow, wow.
We cut you a break on the first one, but this one's gonna have to be a ticket.
We will have to issue a citation.
What's up, bro?
Come on, bro, my clean bro.
Don't worry, my homie here M1. He can handle any price.
He's a millionaire. You lay it on him.
We're clocked to going 93.
What?
No, bro, that's not it.
What I mean, my boy.
There's a couple that go to like 60 or something.
man got the engine on you know it's got the cool
got the little parrot in control on that little parrot
power lock on that you know
you know what I'm saying so this is going to go 60 miles per hour my boy
just put it on the staff officer you know what I mean he's looking here he can handle whatever
yeah you know you know whatever she said brother you know run me the truck you know what I'm saying
Jesus are you like his active lawyer like his you know like do you try to
his lawyer you know we're just
we handle business over here that's all
do you
That's why you guys are going over a hundred miles and going my fucking
Car and then fly
Sixty a hundred is all kind of the same, you know, sometimes you got a roundup. You know what I mean, lady
You're a one medical and it's 45
No, I'm a little hurt, but I was in a superman class way. I'll handle it
Now we witness a full vehicle ejection like you see on Instagram bokeh
Anyway, I mean live leaks
I
follow
yeah
what was the government name?
no no no no no no no
m1
it's robber
it's robber
woah woah woah
come on
that's weird
that's weird bro
what
what
call me m1
robber is kind of a funny name
I'm not gonna lie
now robber any reason
why we're going so fast today
Yes, obviously we do like little super woman kind of like little cos and that's obviously she's like yo
Yeah, I thought I'm thinking I'll say less than we've got a GoPro going on right now little dash cam
Which is a film a little stunt you know I'm saying
Honestly man a little little little ting right there. She went fly it
You know that way I like her. No. No. No
Look at look at that
Little but a little not a little L I TT L E brother. Yeah, so obviously
Man's a little road and that's our car like you know, so she
Are you hot?
No, no, no, I'm by saying that the block camera out is uh, you know
Bless everything bless
Now I'm gonna need a moment to go right this up in my CDP. I now come back with your ticket and then you could be on your way
What?
Pleasure being seen
Cabin, please
Um, hey, if you're doing the ticket, I'll probably hit them with, uh, unless you got something on the radar,
I'll probably just hit them with negligent driving, you know what I mean?
Yes, sir.
Because, yeah. Yeah, yeah, because I don't, I don't get them on the radar.
I don't want to, I don't want to play some shit on the radar.
Yeah, me neither.
I don't know if you did.
Well, no, but I know he's not going to contest it since I gave him a random number.
That's fine, yeah, that's fine.
All right, sir.
Yeah, you, yeah, you do your game.
No, what, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
Yeah, I, what do you mean?
Yeah, you wore negligent treatment.
Allegedly driving I mean you I saw you fly out the window
Robert
I'm gonna be honest, I think you know, you could just let us off and I'll handle don't worry
We tried doing that last time and then of course you see you guys buying like fucking bats out of hell
Uh
Is it incidentals in a report incidents?
I mean, I mean, I'm not going to lie, bro.
What the hell?
Incident, and then you're all right.
Well, listen, listen, you might be a colleague officer back there.
That's, that's, let's be honest.
That's what we're talking about.
That's a spear Halloween.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Let's just keep it a stat.
I know we're getting in the months and everything like that, bro.
You know that uniform is not real.
That's Pierre Paul.
He's a fan officer.
He's doing great.
He's doing great, you know?
See, you didn't even sound confident when you said that.
You know what I mean?
Like, you didn't even sound like you believed that.
So let's just keep it a s**t like, let's let bygones be bygones.
Let's keep it pushing.
What?
What?
Yeah, see, that's something.
You ever thought about firing him, that a** like?
No, but you know, like, at what point
getting there just not enough 18
dude dude I'm back with the fuck out
that officer back there
1848
1848
shit on this ticket let's just keep it so 100 right now
so I'm not even gonna be that shit to pay it
so you might as well let bygones be bygones
and just keep it moving
exactly
what was your name again officer
oh my name is Officer Polo
Officer
Listen, you really want that guy watching your back when shit gets rough somebody pulls out a gun on you
You get a trust officer pp back there to stand in line and take a shot. I don't know
He's he's pretty aware. His alertness is really good actually. I think he would yeah, I think he I think he'd be quick
But they yeah alertness
You think that guy back there where?
I don't do anymore officer. I could be like a blunt steep and be more aware than that guy in the back
Like I'm gonna be so honest with you
No, he's pretty quick. He's he saw you
Quicker than me, you know
How do you make it go to a report?
I see a woman flying through. I mean, it's kind of not hard to see a woman flying through a windshield
You know what I'm putting on? I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, that's kind of fair. That's definitely not hard to see
participation points out here oh my god I'm a little minded yeah you know I'm sure damn you
know hopefully next time the airbags will keep you in the car and no I thought it
Um
Sorry, but yeah, what's up? What's up problem? What's that mean?
All right, can you uh, can you wrap it up and give the ticket cuz I'm on a problem my end and you see
Stupid technology, I'm sorry I apologize
You're gonna go to go to go speak with them, and I'll finish that if you want
Now the the system is
Overloaded there's so much crime going on
Yeah, you got me you got me I'm having a problem with the processing from of the evidence and
And um
Paulo will be writing your ticket instead
Mother yourself away. That's why I like brother come listen. How about you little ten and bro?
You let me go with a bless right now come on
It's gonna be a few hundreds
Unless
Unless a man suffered injuries by eating out of the vehicle then you have a lawsuit of the thirty thousand dollars and it's
No
Well, I lost it. Do I get paid?
What yo oh my god my neck might really hurt
Officer I got back pain
Visual charges for bribery how much what can I find easy to be looking at?
I don't think we know the legislation yet the mayor's work on it so he would have to
be arrested it'd be $1200.00. Exactly but you're coming right to the team brother.
Yeah, I'm gonna look here. PP do you want to... No, no, just right up as is. We'll leave the
bribery out. I have a hearing problem. Maybe he said something else. Hey, officer PP, can
I get on and talk to your officer really fast? I just got to go ask him some questions if
that's okay. How important would this report be? Are you feeling uncomfortable?
Yeah, well, yeah by you because you're so damn close to the door. You know what? He's coming over here
Just don't is this a like a hey 911. I'm ordering a pizza type deal
No, no, and trust me if I'm ordering a pizza from you
I'm it might not make it to my house if I'm being honest. Listen, I just gotta I gotta I asked her office with some questions
That's all you know what I mean? It's like one
Soza, how you doing you could have your information back. I don't know if he ended
How do you do it?
Thank you.
Thank you.
You are going to be getting a citation today.
It's going to be for negligent driving.
It's going to come with it.
Hey, where are you going?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
There's no point.
You're already going to get the ticket and everything.
No point in doing that.
I'm not using this little sporty whip.
I'm saying I'm going to employ them.
My back, my back.
Yes, all right.
Well, listen, it's going to come with a $375 fund that will be sent to you in the mail
from go postal okay and then until you could either pay from there you could
send it back via the mail or you could go to city hall and you could pay it
there okay it's also gonna come with two points on your license
can you address it to my lawyer my boy can you address it to her please
obviously she's my lawyer I need to get all the tickets
no no no don't worry put it put it in his name I'll pick it up in his apartment
the ticket is not gonna be a big mission of guilt or anything like that if you
ever want to contest it in court you are always more than welcome so
Say it less brother, say it less, plead the fifth of night, you know how I'm saying, food with a poisonous tree, man's connected brother, man be watching the suture everyday, you know, Harvey Denton night, you know how I'm saying, look what's up, man, come on brother, man knows what I'm talking about.
Alright, well, me, myself, and Mr. Pierre Paul, they're both seeing you guys driving negligently quite a few times tonight, so.
Yeah, sir.
Hey, I'll just slow down if you want to end up looking like Harvey Denton.
You know what I mean?
Oh, I can't, you know, I fuck with you now, Pee Pee, brother.
Alright.
There you go, yeah, that's good.
There you go. There you go.
Alright guys, well listen.
We won't hold you up any longer, okay?
Once we get back to the vehicle, let's drop you guys a free to go, alright?
Don't worry, sir. We're going to go straight to the bars and drink.
Yes, sir!
What did you say? What do you mean?
No, we're going to go straight to the bars and drink.
You know what? Yeah, I'm just...
I'm just... I'm just...
You may go. You know the drill.
You've been through it.
Now if we sat in the garage there for three minutes we'll play see two bodies fly the windshield
Mr. Robert's we're getting through a crash at any time
Oh, this red light will be really bad.
That's not running it.
You can make it right on, right?
Yeah.
It's alright.
She's a lawyer.
She knows her thing.
She knows better than we do.
Oh, yeah.
100 percent.
Oh, good.
Alright.
Where'd they go?
Oh, he went to the right.
All right
Where they go he went to the right
One seven six entering a 1080 on a black and colored gala vendor, um, seriously
Oh my god, I
I can explain everything.
I'mma get a whip and explain everything.
You guys are starting to piss me the fuck off.
What are you doing?
No, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
Get back into the vehicle, sir!
No, but she...
But she's...
But she's holding...
She pulled the stick and was moving the steering wheel.
It's not...
What's it mean by that?
I'm gonna get her into the main lap for her today and we'll pick up from my truck.
I beg you, brother.
She's got her hands.
You're gonna be heading off to the lane.
You're gonna have to...
Sir, sir, sir.
That girl's through.
Sir, if that were true, I'm gonna get her into the lane.
I'm gonna get her into the lane.
If that were true, okay, who is touching the darn pedals?
Yeah, but I didn't realize she's gonna do that,
but it was like instinctive, matric.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm moving, I'm right, I'm right, I'm moving left.
I'm like, I'm still not your friend.
By the way, you can't let go of this man, you know what I mean?
Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
All right, just for you.
We're gonna let you go one final time,
But if you commit another traffic violation,
we're gonna consider this to be a 1080.
I appreciate you.
And then you're getting evading,
and then you're going to jail.
You understand me?
You're going to fucking jail.
I appreciate you.
And we're going to stack.
All right, there's some of the things.
They warned you, you ran away.
We're gonna be all good here.
Thank you for the bad behavior.
I believe in story.
We'll see how if this pays off or not.
Yeah, we'll see. We'll see.
1090, come here. Close.
I
Was it in six we are 76 to the latest 10 and 90 on Kalei
1080!
Do you guys need 77?
I have one attached but I wouldn't mind another one. It's time for you to occupy. We're gonna be back on Great Ocean Highway at North Bend.
No, no, no, no, no!
Sir, they just pulled another ATM. I think it's...
Do you want this?
I need a 77.
Let's go up and out.
There we go, three units.
No, no, no, not that one.
The one we're going to is on Great Ocean.
Oh, gotcha. I follow my apologies.
I won't do that again.
You're good. You're good. Not your...
I'm coming to the Lagoon Zankudo tunnel.
It's in the north-east.
I already have the Zankudo tunnel.
are we changing a gush darn rathor engine or what
now we might want to be crossing over to grape seeding if want to catch this car
If they go all the way around, I'll take it again.
Yeah, I'll take it again.
Okay.
I'm not going to cut across it in like 16.
I need it.
Oh, it was the...
Okay, I get it now.
It's the pen in the charges.
It's the pen in it.
Continue in Graduation Highway, approach in Toledo.
Yeah, yeah, we'll cut out a grab, we'll assist you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I didn't predict them going through the mountains but now we're going to get them.
This is some rat shit.
I don't know that up.
Warned Ranger territory!
Driving recklessly off these offary conditions continuing to pull off your way.
I see one here, that's the situation on Calafiway, still travelling westbound.
Flipping, flipping, still mobile, now facing eastbound Calafiway, heading back towards Grave
Seed.
Do you do an E-span on the Kulafia way?
Oh shit, coming towards you.
Silly spam, Kulafia way.
Why don't we go to the city center? I think we should run Panel, probably.
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have to.
Still trying to make an E-span, Kulafia way towards Grape seed.
Should we ask you to authorize for a pit and spike at this point?
Uh, yeah, you can ask.
Going past the range of station, continuing eastbound, Cloughy Way.
Permission for pit and spike, men.
Uh, that'll be up to primary.
On zero three.
Alright, there we go.
That's my friend, I hope for a spot.
Transitioning Southbound CBR.
Here we are.
Well, so you get a chance to cut in front of these bastards and stuff.
I'm bored.
Yeah, I'm gonna try to get out of here.
I'm gonna try to get out of here.
I don't know what to do with it.
So your left off road conditions travelling is bound towards the Santa's Ferryway.
Emerging a left is the Santa's Ferryway.
Shit.
Left, not bound.
Oh my god what is he doing?
blaze travel
Damn they're going north yes, sir
Continuing
How nice is there smoking after eating that
Continuing North Bansan or freeway
The cause of this would be the backcountry roads and all of that
According to my calculations, they've been a lot of 180 degree turns
Hopefully they come back towards us and we spike them
channel if you want to switch to channel one I was just 77s continuing westbound on gradation highway
now in my training I learned that the spike is a matter of patience you have to choose and
uh later travel if you don't get it you don't get it you do yep that is fair very true red vehicle
up to point one time southbound gradation highway oh fuck are we secondary oh this ain't gonna be
be too good. Oh what happened with that thing there? I don't know.
The local 1050s, the Marvel, hitting Southbound Redition LA.
It might be done for her to do it a little bit of a...
Oh my p***!
This was the original driver of the movie from Jason.
traffic on
oh did i come from the red vehicle or would you like to take on some of the red vehicle
red vehicle is heading north, i think it's the leader
for Turkey, I don't know
there are auto monarchy communications of your vehicle
and if my second unit gets lost then i can complete communications in the way home
alright 176 we're on the red vehicle
oh i got that, i got that
I got a road of Exolito
Well, what's going on? Is there two chasers on this channel?
I'm getting lost bound to Exolito blood
What is happening sir?
I thought we were going right
I don't know, we should be changing
Is there two cars going on?
Yeah there is, there's two chasers
but I thought we just agreed that the light car is going to be the...
It's okay, I'm going to go back to cell one and ask for additionals
Yeah, yeah, that'd be good
Can you make southbound gradation happen?
I
Was it one 76 to dispatch it can we get an additional citizen on the 1080 and political please
Nothing to know what channel around Roger
Channel for sir I couldn't hear shit is nice very low
How many channels are there in the video?
Is it only up to 5?
It goes up to 20.
Okay, we're gonna make a new one.
We're gonna go to channel 7, but it's not...
Because now there's two channels, correct?
Yeah, but I don't know...
Let me see what they want to do before we split up the chase.
No, you have to tell them to call it, then it is a stupid...
I must have suffered great, you know, way from a treatment.
Uh, well, it's a good attempt to do it, but, you know,
whenever you're ready to pronounce you in the live vehicle,
we can do that.
If she's gonna help you, let's go ahead and separate the phones
into deeper channels.
10-4, I'm getting working out.
Wait, no, 80, I said it!
6104!
I'm getting a list of self-aggression highway approaches you, Mash.
42
Stop right there
You get back over here you son of a bitch
God I'm too big for this. Oh come on. You guys got this
Water
You're that's it you're done you know
I don't know.
I don't know.
But you can see me southbound, uh, gradation highway.
I'm looking at two new problems as we head to city level.
Is this going to be a vehicle into the new tunnel?
You can see me southbound, gradation highway.
What?
Are you from the east?
I'm breaking the left, uh, eastbound west of the city.
You have violated the law, stop boats, and it gets your ass to the shore, can't it?
Which?
Dude this is fucking crotch
This is a second repast fleeing from a traffic stop on that white vehicle
Which is probably going to flood into this red car and then they change it into the original
I'm gonna get the car
They come I'm in the camera you use video as well fucking whatever this is
I didn't know first person is just women just for them only no no other gimmick
Right
I have another vehicle here that was at the swimmers black car
Can I help you sir?
Why?
Can I help you?
I have one individual for being a guy fishing up in the canals.
Can you fish here?
Yes you can.
I believe it.
Oh man.
This is an active crime scene.
I would rather you have a get out of this area.
Okay crime scene.
We're back on the channel floor all units on the same pursuit.
We're gonna run around.
Sir, can you can you stop please sir?
Can you stop please?
They're fucking chasing me!
They're chasing me!
Go!
What the hell?
Get in, get in!
Get in, go, go, go!
They got into a black four-door G-Wagon, it looks like.
We're gonna be continuing back to chase.
We were unable to respond to your original call out because we were in the water.
i have two seconds for the procedure
we are going to do a female thing and flip them back to the doctor
just so that i can get a male and a connect with the client
who suspects you might as well just put this
so both those suspects that they are chasing you are going to have to grab you a fucking longer
and raise on the procedure
like if they don't know, there's a matter of small players
you should just let them fuck out
I'm trying to catch up, but he's
I
Restored oh shit. We're long yes, it's okay. No, we'll get them. We'll get them once in a six minute
This magic six minute one with one hundred left
142 142 is my you
1.4 correction 42 man 42 1.2 correction
so I can hear you over this the sound of this very reasonable alarm ringing in my
ears no problem I don't know what radio you're on cuz I don't I don't hear you
on the radio
should we initiate another confidence search?
are we on main radio or are we on our own private one?
we're on our own private one, it's fine
oh shit, what?
would it be okay to ask for an additional citizen?
oh, I see, yeah sure, why not?
We're going low on gas we're definitely gonna need it once I think of this match. Can we get additional say sense on this thingy?
They go did you see that I did not see that back on the highway
Oh, man, they completely turned into the to the prison it's like sir the picture
You guys are down. You guys are big down. I'm foot. All right, sir
One still the vehicle I go for you think the guy
Sir
All right
Stop that
So I'm sorry I have to stop disobeying the law sir
You're I don't believe in this
Can you stop I want to hurt you okay here I go
By hands behind your back pal
Well, I can't, you should not be touched.
Come with me for a minute.
Yeah, what the hell?
I'm 95
dude, I'm in emergency zone
It's loud, isn't it?
isn't it? It's loud, isn't it? I will turn those off in a in a few seconds because I
I can't hear myself think and I'm gonna be a really bad day with the sons of Adam
Yeah, okay
One sense and please we have there's no time to pick them up
We are three Jesus deep into this one
You got one 10 to move over now Crystal.
26, 20, sorry.
Alright, one seven.
Officer Brawl.
When you get a moment, sir.
Damn good work.
Wouldn't it be possible to um, turn those um, the sirens off?
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you very much.
you know if Jesus I think stole my car well someone's going on
you're not be anything
I'm ready to beat up hello sir my name is Pierre Paul with the Los
Altos police department at this time you will be placed under arrest
anything you say
hold on leave me I can't
book and see if you're stable
I got a knife
I'll show that again
I will read you your rights
you have the right to remain silent
anything you say may can
and it will be used against you
in the court of law
you have the right to have an attorney
and if you cannot afford one
one will be a point to you by the state
do you understand your rights?
what?
Let's uh, we can try again if you want
Please enlighten me. All right smart ass I
Have to venture up here
Understood
Now you have rights as I said is in the little sand notes
You know a few of them really
Now the first right you had is the right to remain silent
and she anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of the
loud if I were you yes sir
my lord additionally you have the right to an attorney one can be provided to
you by the state if you cannot afford one and you understand your right sir
it's not like really I think so well I didn't yes the mention lady
are you sure it's just the dementia sir did you guys need medical fear 95 do
you need medical service?
yes yes this one is a broken one
alright
jesus
don't put up the car yet
ready to check
walk walk walk what's happening
are you okay sir?
what are we?
it's okay it's okay
i mean medical's right now
what are your names?
You're a joker.
You have an engine? Do you remember?
No, I'm Raphael Christof.
Christof?
Christof? Christof what?
I'm 267 years old.
His money don't cost.
I'm Raphael Christof.
Christof?
Yes, Raphael Christof.
What's up, Raphael?
Hey man, I'm losing brain cells over here
over here to the dementia
from a 76 and a 45 and stolen vehicle
I need milk
He didn't milk sir, is that what he said?
Give him his milk, give him his milk
I need milk
Raphael Kristoff
and ma'am what is your name?
Oh, wait I didn't put
Agilia, Gilea Taylor
Gilea Taylor
Yep
So we have a Raphael Kristoff milk
And
Why do you talk like a sports announcer and that we've got one
Christophe all right, mr.. Mr.. R. Officer Paul at your can't help it
But to their belongings I'm so excited your police officer
This ball
Sir, I haven't first thing yet. Sorry
Searched full search. Yes, sir. You may touch me
you have anything that will a poke a prick or prod me poke me any
Okay, what about a what about a um a gun or bomb?
Oh apps a fucking movie
I will look into your back pocket
Yeah, I will look into your front pocket
I'm an asshole, but I'm not that much of a fucking asshole, Jesus.
I'm a little bit of an asshole.
Let's bug it!
To my right, I said I'm Mr. Mimic here.
That's right.
Yeah.
I forced him to do this.
Mmm!
Lettuce!
No, that's mine.
Added crystal!
What old guy?
What old guy?
Me, pal.
How you doing?
Oh, I don't think he's too old.
He just has to mention.
That's not the problem.
Yeah, they were speeding they were doing 76 and a 45 and then they stole different vehicles to try to evade
Yeah, oh hi again
I was sure yeah, hello
I might as well have one now
I mean all those abortion on that answer the first time won't be the last time in cuffs
Thank you for having like some faith in me at one point, it's a lot, thank you.
I did, I really did.
Bomb related I guess.
Any of that pants I was, Sussie?
I know you're not calling my car Sussie when you're missing a door.
I can't afford anything, so I'm broke.
Oh no.
What happened?
Why are you putting up with the picture?
Ah, I see I got the vibes.
Crystal, what bank do you have a countless?
I can't remember.
How can I find that?
It's a bank cap on your phone.
I'll tell you.
I should tell you what I think of him.
I would leak it.
I need octane to fucking royally destroy me.
That's why I don't invest in crypto. That's just a scam.
That's just a scam.
You might need to download it. Crystal can download it.
Yep, you gotta open up the app store.
Kind of like banking it.
There's a little app store at the bottom.
On your home screen?
I'm going to go pick up my Shaftesley feature.
What bank are you looking for?
Make sure you go to that bank.
Wait, do you get charged or less? Do you pay less?
Yeah, you pay less.
Go to the bank, you have to account with it.
Oh, shit.
That's the vault.
That's the vault. The old vault person.
I'm blind with all of our friends.
He got into the big bank. The big bank.
No, no, I was just to be honest, this is familiar.
I'm gonna check the plates.
Enjoy your paycheck, Christos. Probably fat as shit.
I'll be late. It's my first day today.
Yeah, sorry. It's your first day out.
Wait, I was thinking about it.
Wait, I thought that you'd been around for a little bit in a couple days now, no?
I don't know.
It's a bit of run plates.
Oh fair fair fair fair fair.
Looks like it's not broken, but it does look like a bad spring.
I'm going to put an ice pack off and a soft split.
How do you miss? Are you doing today?
Stolen.
Oh you know not too bad.
I don't know how to document that.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I don't know how to document a stolen vehicle if I only scanned it from calling it in and not on the radar
Yeah, that was stolen vehicle also not to be
What's that not to be a PR charges, but
We could go back and document all the other vehicles and then add that up
That's multiple stone guards.
Yeah, yeah, it's true.
Yeah, so I mean, you know, you can talk to the primary officer and see what he wants to do about it.
If he wants to hit them with all those.
Okay.
Yeah, I did pay for it.
Uh, yeah, probably.
Checking her over while you're here already.
Sorry, one more demand award, please.
One, nine, six, A-T-M.
You say 142?
Yes sir, 142.
I'm peaceful as I could throw them off.
Yeah, I said 142 to throw them off.
I said I could throw them off so that, yeah.
Anyway, um, no, I just got it wrong.
Now then, it seems to me that, um,
after documenting the vehicle,
I see that it's a stolen car.
And, um, I think there's another three stolen cars.
And I don't want to be a peer charges, but,
I mean, since we have them in custody,
I think that you should be charged with the full extent of the loud.
I have the most extent of the loud.
What's they see here, the original driver we were chasing, that's one stolen car for him.
Now, another stolen car was stolen by somebody else completely, and the other car was stolen by somebody else completely.
So they all just received one stolen car, they're still in the car.
Or a grand-pattern.
What the hell?
I'd say the one that was stolen.
If they would also be charged, they would.
If they could get the charges as for evidence, and we say a stolen car of some kind.
I don't think it's gonna stick should I not go back and get some evidence on the school course
Yeah, we should probably take pictures of
Pictures document license plate document the wood with the south glove box trunk, etc. Even if it's in
Got it on it
And the geno the girls yet because the job for another day
I like that a job for another day not too fucking bad
Sir?
Yeah, what's that?
I believe we might be going paperless.
Oh, we're going paperless?
Paperless Paul. Please, you call me.
Okay, what does that mean exactly?
It means that um...
Paperless?
What?
You have to know how to pay how to do pay for it because I sure as hell don't
No, no, I know how to do it. I'm just saying don't oh my god. I'm just saying that the uh
When we went over there, there was a big wave that hit all the cars
I think they washed them away
It'd be hard to get the evidence on that we need to get scuba divers then that's probably going to be tomorrow
Or oh, oh, let's see. He did turn the snoring to the water. Listen charge charge what you guys can feel comfortable charging
But that's okay. Whatever you guys are comfortable charge
Yeah
All right anything you can death they would just lock it off of
You have all talked yeah, yeah
Yeah
Does that set up your pen depth study, I didn't
I think I did it. No one did not actually.
Well, it's there now, right?
One of these big flowers, I can grab the other.
Polo!
What? What happened?
what two cars you get it you get it yeah we got a take one we got a take
you you're searched one didn't you yeah but you know isn't it crystals first
date so would it be nice for to enjoy I will take it in no we got to take it
right well let's get down to my pretty watch it see Miranda did you get
Miranda's absolutely oh yeah he said words to me 176 traffic even Miranda's
I
For she's a hoe one seven six
We are 76 to my BD with that one anything I
Should not have chosen tonight 76 as my code now. I get all confused when I'm gonna go somewhere
It's yeah, I was I was getting confused myself and I was saying it before
No
Well, no, 176, 76.
You should have asked for a 1-6-7.
I think, uh, I think Peach has that one.
Yeah, she has.
1-9-6-3.
I'm so curious.
I'm so curious.
Oh, fine. It can only goes to 200
Back in my days I was officer
Pierpaul
505 which looks like a SOS which stands a spike on site
Oh, shit, and that's what we would do. We see him we spike him
Sometimes I've seen a folk fly 25 feet over the guardrail and do it into a field. He didn't make it
One seven six twenty three mRp Dave and 95
all right watch ahead one more time will you now these days do we let them walk on their
own or do I gotta hold this on like that um i mean i i think it's up to you in terms of
if you trust him and whatnot you know discussionary last
yeah how'd be a good bet
might as well just i guess just set him off or uh we'll take him i guess since he's taking
I'm losing my little bits.
Yeah, that's fine.
Alright, that's good, sir.
You try to run anywhere though, man.
I'm teasing this shit out of you.
I'm teasing you so clean.
Because I'm not running.
I'm going to 23 MRVD.
I said you could ask for a job for me.
I told you to go fuck myself.
I said I would sweep the floors.
I said I would sweep the floors.
I said I would sweep the floors.
would I would sweep the floors I don't know a cop pepper the pepper guy he told
me to fuck myself I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry that you got told to go fuck
yourself it's really why did he say that I just asked for a job I don't know
we need some people in this force and we'd um we're glad to have somebody that
You know officer well anybody except for you. Thank you pickle man
No, I don't want to be a cop. I'm sorry
Food officer. No, okay
Officer officer I need food. Oh, do you have food? Do you have food? Whoever needs it? I do
Hey, could you can you on copy so I can eat? I really need
All right, go ahead eat your food and nothing else
As a nice donut
Yeah, I wonder how much that caused these days. I don't like this one. Yum
Hello, what do you do? Are you all good you feeling better?
This is a quadruple chase into a water chase into a mountain chase into a stuffal
And I'm full I think
I'm gonna be putting you back in caps, okay
Howdy
What do you mean, hungry? You could feed a whole village with the food you have for yourself.
Alright, and now I'm gonna listen back up for you.
Thank you, my friends.
Alright, let's go.
Oh, shit. Wait, are the cells not this far?
They are, they are. Dude, they're security holes. You're right.
Oh, I forgot my cuffs. God damn it.
You were eyeballing that water real bad and used the water as well?
Yes, I'm thirsty.
Can you drench me?
Sir, I've bad news.
I have no water available.
It's completely empty.
I don't know what just happened are you are you passed out sir sir sir I don't know he said he was hungry should we let him eat earlier and then I guess I don't know what happened.
kill this guy did you did you need something to drink I think it's okay I
think it's okay I feel a pulse
okay I'm gonna get you a mess here I see the light sorry I said I think you
definitely died good Lord yeah I can't see anything all right does anyone have
any beverages on them does anyone have any water or anything at all no I got
I'm she's hot oh is that what he needs he needs a drink yeah I'm pretty sure he
needs a drink you got you got your mess coming yeah I got yeah I'll be alright
He'll be alright. He's just um...
Alright.
Do you need him, sir?
I mean, sir...
I asked if he needed some water.
He didn't ask for water. I said, sir.
Would you like some water?
He said, drench me, and then he passed out.
What?
Okay, here's that. Trickle the water on his lips, and we'll see.
Wait, what?
Trickle the water on his lips?
I'm ready for it.
Um,
did you get to meet his
position? Yes sir.
I have a rare. Awesome.
Do you have any weapons on him?
I don't know.
I guess some cool stuff.
I can drink.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm going to cut me to the front real quick.
I'm going to cut me to the front real quick.
I'm going to cut me to the front real quick.
I'm going to cut me to the front real quick.
No sir no sir a big cucumber is all yes
You gotta take better care of your dirty files. This is absurd.
I asked multiple times!
Do you need a drink, sir? What do you need?
10-9, the location?
I'm not sure.
I work at Avenue, right by the barber shop.
I don't think I know how to get that.
I have this to my lip.
EMS is on the way.
I'm gonna get you.
I think you have a string to the contact.
I'm gonna force him to use extra V2 to MRP, dude.
Alright, I gotta go practice D.L.A. and make sure she's away.
What's this guy's name?
Rafa-Stahp.
Oh, his, I don't know.
Okay, come on over here
Yes, sir, when the fuck are you gonna be on duty earlier instead of fucking in the middle fucking Narnia night
We got people to profile and people to fucking arrest the fuck are you doing like
You do know these little bro these ain't criminals. What what is the guy did we did
Brother, brother listen, we're chasing we're chasing thugs with bunny masks all blacked out jumping on motorcycles
Ramping across like Olympic freeways like these are these this is small
Thank you, sir
Yeah, we lost you coming away. We can have two understood. I try my best. I'm the only one who asked for food of water
He just I think he needs milk. He's got a condition. Sir. Okay, water than do it. Also
You just see me out there sir. I you've been so proud. I was doing dispatch duty for two calls in the car
Okay
But sir you got something but you know my my my skills today
Took a gunman in the middle of a crowd
Yep, you try you know
295's just got two guys around the store
He's got ammunition and an armor off himself which are processing right now
Wow
Yeah, those ammunition robbers ain't safe on the street. Well done commissioner
You're all the best
Small fly shit like come on bro. They're saying this ain't nothing. You got you got deal with the
I don't even know what the fuck they're called but tell you
Will do well be on duty more often earlier clean the streets and the rats
They do be right
They do be right these guys had us on a um on a swimming chase and a mountain goat chase
They divide and swim a real bad
Yeah, okay, so do we do is to transport up to the the prison for now until you know the DOC that stuff
Now I saw somebody yet. No, sir. I
Would rather not I am
We're gonna get you to shoot some more.
No, yeah, that's fair.
I thought that DSC were gonna be transporting at some point.
That's why I was saying.
I'm gonna shoot my shot at a woman.
I'm gonna go around, but I don't think they have the vehicles
to transport you.
Oh, fair.
You're a ladies' man?
Yes, sir.
Gotcha.
Okay.
All right.
Maybe a police woman.
Trust me, don't do that.
Is it just you don't want that type of trouble. I like myself a nice strong
copper woman sir. Oh
I like him I'm not gonna I like him real thick. Oh
I can't rule that you're straight moon. You might just be gay, but that's okay, but you don't need to like
Just I don't know like why are you saying like that? I'm saying
It's like him, but woman like more womanly like
No, but like him though, but womanly like
Yes
We yeah, he would eat
I think he used a little hungry ma'am
All right, a little hungry
Excuse me thirsty
Thursday, all right
I eat milk
It just stains my sugar lump
Wait, I'm whispering but it's yelling I don't get it.
I'll get it all, I'll get it all, hear me.
I'm gonna do your mouth here, just do it, you know.
I'm moistened here a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, oh.
Yeah, yeah, I took his mug shot and I was waiting to watch over it.
Oh.
You're gonna give me it please.
Alright, there you go.
Just drop a little bit in there.
I don't get it. Did they always make incident reports?
Northbound loss of goodness holding right?
I'm vibrating right eastbound occupation
Left northbound
Georgian Spanish crossing it
Happy 50
Right eastbound through the alleyways
make a little analogy if we have a parallel go around now
Yo!
Sir, is the door open?
No, there's not
There you go, alright, I'm going to help you up
I'm not doing all that, I'm trying to ask you
No, we're not, we're not
Make sure that the water from the banana bank is...
I'm pointing to her, I can't
You're a goddess
of course, of course, any time.
All right, sir, we're going to get you on up to the prison, so we can get you a little jailed up there.
So you tell me a little bit about the cars, like, see this car?
Yeah, thanks, sir.
His cars were like 80%, right?
And look how easy it is, the car breaks down.
One good crash, and the car is yellow and engine.
Because temporary...
Good. Thank you so much, Jim.
much you missing parts damage you car there's another sim I'm banging all right
you're good to go you're for sizzle my bro I'm gonna put me back in cuffs now
okay you're timing up just fly slip and you challenge me to the AI that watches
This is the thing over to the fingerprint scanner and get his fingerprint scan.
Yes sir.
This is all back to alpha.
Yeah, you can walk by yourself yet?
Sir.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
That's right.
We need like a Claude AI sir that does all these charges report by itself.
Two.
Two.
2 damage
coming through
coming through
let's see
let's get your favorite first
and we'll go check your profile
and we'll see if you need a picture
it's not going to be that bad
your prints are right here
it's going to be refreshing
break up your daily patterns
right over here sir
right over here sir
is he lost?
is he lost over here do i need to get do i need to take you over there sir
i'll take you over there
all right okay sir
I'm going to take your finger here and rub it on this little ink pad for you, it might
be a little coldy. Alright. Got it. It's in documentary. Alright, awesome. Let's get
him in a cell for now. It's blood, but that's because there's been all the mechanics. I
will take you by the arm. Yeah, we can put him over here in here. I will be putting
in a cell where you can enjoy the scenery for a little bit. Do I put him in his pal?
No, no, we separate him.
Yo.
Now without uncuff you, be nice please. Are you going to be nice please?
I have a good boy.
Yeah, all right, no, sir, am I hearing this correctly? Did you throw out the window?
Okay, let's go outside and see what's it. See the
window on it. No, I see. Yeah, I see. C might be the move.
I'll tell you how to brother have a beat. We got we got some charges thought up or made up for all
of them or what's going on. I will answer to it. I am actually so this is going to be my property.
first first proper. Hey, any of you got any food? Cece got some food for us. I'm personally
good for now. And us these guys, do you guys need food? Either of you?
Pepe? Hey, water? No, sir.
Ma? You don't got any water either? Memicos?
Memicos? Alright. Unfortunately, there's been really
illegal about throwing cow pelts at all. Um, question for you. All right. Um, Mokerman.
Why Grand Theft Auto? Uh, allow me to go look at the deficient of the Grand Theft Auto
effect. Oh yeah, he has it right? Are, were any of the prisoners hungry? I think they all
actually had some food on them. I think we gave them food.
Oh right, okay. Bottom left.
Yes of course. When you want to get a moment, could you come to the lobby? I'd like to
meet you all properly.
Of course. It's chat box.
Why got the fatter? The definition is that if normally take a pain in the open of the
person, motor vehicle that can send or de-tent to permanently or substantially depend on
out of MDT
in this case I would probably say it's gonna be joyriding
because of the articulation of intent to derive the
Oh
Four five three nine
That was a family what fucking well right kill everybody
Unless you can find the articulation or they attempt to deprive them of the vehicle permanently
Did they shoot the person or stab the person when they took the vehicle from them?
Did they take the vehicle apart so that nobody could use it again?
I know you guys mentioned something a little while ago, right?
The Ocean Dumpicar.
Someone did?
Yeah, Paul.
Paulo.
It's alright.
So you could potentially try and articulate Grand Theft Auto on that one?
But I see an argument in court of...
Photo is at the NNA when do you process before jail.
I might as well do it right here. Fuck it.
I don't think these are going to take a picture, so I'll take it right now.
Why are you just doing it inside the photo room?
Is this motherfucking dead?
Sir?
Oh shit.
Are you alright?
Sir?
Oh, it's not my 95 anyway.
Oh fuck, PB.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, who's 95 is the guy in the back left cell, sir?
We have a problem.
That's...
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Oh
Yeah, he he he's a bit daddy's about um, all right. Hey, by the way
Yeah, did you did you add Raphael in as a criminal scumbag to the traffics and traffic? No, sir
I was doing DNA. Okay. Oh
With that you didn't you didn't put his DNA in his his system right in his record. I did it. Oh
No, all right
Yeah, take that out. Take that out.
Yeah, I'm gonna put DNA in.
Yeah, for violent felonies.
Mimic is fine. He was just playing a bit.
Yeah, right now, take their DNA over there, because that's the only way we can get that.
That's pretty violent, don't know.
Yeah.
We don't keep that DNA. We throw the DNA out.
In the trash.
And we should really confirm identity.
That's where we need DNA and fingerprint right now over there, until we can get our fingerprint.
They're like a combo.
It's like a fingerprint scanner, you know because it's we don't have it yet
We do still keep the DNA though for violent felonies, right maple if I'm not mistaken
Yes, if it's a violent yeah, if it's a violent felony, then yeah, well
I was in the person that throws me out of a moving car. Who's a felony?
Who got thrown out of a moving car? The person who was driving the car
He threw somebody out the car who do I think when he's when he stole the vehicle, you know when he stole another
Clay's driving the driver out of that vehicle, you know what I mean, yeah
Okay, no that
Not that's a fair point though. There's a fair point though. I see
I mean, I say you push it if they take it, you know, they take it to court and you said precedent
It's not really it's just for the actual blood sample though. It is it isn't that it's just because we don't have
a set of things that I mean, it's up to you guys I like to say
not not in court, but
Yeah, we're gonna end up in court either way, right?
We're gonna stick it safe, because the charges that they're facing are not violent felonies.
They're facing joyriding, reconciliation.
We we don't predict this.
I'm going to ask the commissioner for clarification on it, but previously, when it comes to dealing with, you know, locals, we tend to have a slightly
slightly adjusted
interpretation of violence.
Um, that's more, you know, not really the other way I can explain that, but I'm gonna
confirm with the commissioner on that one pretty good.
This guy is struggling bad.
We're all dead, then, we're gonna start getting shot.
Yeah, yeah. Where's the template? Yeah, go ahead and put that please. I forgot completely
about the template. Well, I was getting shot.
I don't think it's regarding chargers.
All right, so which one do you guys here or people work professionals?
Hey, good ol' A.
Hey, now I'm joking this.
I'm trying to put my template in there.
But it's not going in properly.
I don't know.
That's all right. Go ahead.
Just do what you're going to do.
That's what we need is a car jack in charge.
Oh, what's this?
Thank you, Dawson.
All right. Confirmation.
Just pulling out the car is not going to be a violent felony.
If they were to pull out a gun and hold them up at gunpoint and take them from the car,
then it would be considered a violent felony.
Yeah, right.
That's the correct way to go.
But fair argument, fair points.
So these guys should probably across the board be generally looking at
reckless evading, resisting arrest, and joy riding.
If they stole a car and drove a car, they get the joy riding and reckless evading.
If they fled on foot, they get the resisting arrest.
If they did not flee on foot, don't give them resisting arrest.
Amazing. Did your suspect lay on the football?
Yes sir. He hit in the bush.
He did but after we had found him did he continue to run or did he give up on you?
I mean if you ran to begin with then...
Well I had to hit him twice. He was going up and down the hill like a goat.
Oh then yeah, you got him dead for rights on that.
And both everybody in the cells right now has driven a vehicle at some point during this pursuit, yeah?
Correct.
And all of those vehicles were documented except for the one that was ocean.
Oh, come on!
Uh, well, so did the primary pursuit that you attached on Maple, did she end up taking
a photo of that car?
I know, I don't want to hear anything.
Is this Alicia here?
Alicia is not here right now, no, she's not over there.
Okay.
Yeah, so she has a photo of that one.
I documented the final vehicle empty interior and empty trunk and I got the license plate in the make
and which one which one was driving the one that guy should have that would mr. mimic
but he was also the initial reason to stop of which vehicles before it's stolen and you have
of the late on that one, right?
Sure, everybody denies this thing.
Why do you think we would have had to run the?
I did run it.
OK, you know what?
So you have that at least?
Yes, yes, yes, you're right.
All right, so then, yeah, I mean, that should be it.
Really, across the board, direct-stage,
we're running resistance and risk.
Now, I don't know if these guys have
priors or anything like that.
At the end of the day, your call, Monkerman,
If we want to just send them all up to prison together,
they've been in it with us for a whole minute, though.
The worst thing we've ever done is reclusevating.
So we've had this for a really long time.
It's their call.
I would probably look at just billing them and letting them go,
or even considering getting a service form if we wanted to.
You're the senior here, so I'd like to take your dress on this,
because this is my first major arrest,
and I've had very, very many new years at this point.
I've never since come back to the force.
Bring your idea forward if you have one. I don't want to I don't want to just make the call for you
I want to I aim of the mind if they have sort of pretty much like 30 minutes
I mean well these guys and I think those are the sun is in the fucking EMS and shit
I mean to him died in the cells like I just why fuck that man's the charge put him out there and already
Yeah, oh sit down motherfucker to jail reckless evaded if you if you want to pull
He is almost done here, right?
Yeah, you're good.
Alright.
If we were to have streamlined this arrest, then I'd say we can send him to prison, but yeah, because it's taking a bit with me.
Yeah.
We can come and listen to Bill.
Not a problem.
Well, let's go ahead and do that.
Why does this look like a Spongebob episode?
Uh, Maple?
Yeah.
What's Spongebob?
Please, please kill me, Mr. Paul.
How does this correlate to Spongebob?
when they go to jail and they go right out, they go, all right.
Oh, I see.
What about to open the cells back up and put them out in the wilderness?
Okay, I'm so.
Yeah.
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
Okay, thumbs up
You get it
No, yeah, that's my point to call oh
Good good stuff today. No, I I stick it to the end it well all well what do you guys are out there?
You guys are you guys are back tonight
Well, it was nice riding with you.
Hey, it was great riding with you, brother.
I'll see you on the next one.
Yeah, see you some other time.
Man, you keep yourself easy, okay?
Yes, sir.
I would have told you that I was going to fall into the water,
but the radio wasn't working too well in the water.
Oh, that's okay.
Jammed up.
That's all right.
All right.
Next time I'll send you a text or something like that.
You got a phone number?
Yeah
There you go
My contacts
Hell yeah, I see out there. I keep yourself easy peepie. Have a good one. You as well. Be safe
YouTube
Paperless, you know duty
Yep
Listen, I've done my report.
Tomorrow?
Right.
Seven, wait, six EST, yeah?
Yeah, right.
But, bro, you got 24 hours to write that report, all right?
Grog will do it, or Claude, or whoever.
So I want to give it.
Yeah, you're right.
I mean, I write all my reports.
me only me. Virtus. I'm talking about every comma, every punctuation is on me. Hey, I
went pepperless. I admit it. Hey, hey, you're a cultured man. You're a cultured man. All
right. If you're not pepperless, you're just a rat with an MDT in your, um, in your hands
doing nothing. Anyway, who do we got here? Hello. Hello. Just waiting on Dawson. I think
He's taking them down to you. All right, you'll be with a while man. Good luck
Yeah, everybody wants a piece of
of dog on condition Dawson everyone's a piece of these days, bro
He got the stars, you know I'm saying like come on like he's the condition you got bro
You know, he can kill somebody legally and nobody could tell him shit. Oh
Oh
No, sir, um, I was studying all night
Okay, you think you're taking now you ready for or what?
I'm ready for a nap
Okay, the next time you're on shift when ambush with an exam be ready. It's over the Constitution and the SOP's
There's a question. No, sir. 80% lower. You're fired. Okay. Be my buyer brought to that
Good work today.
Thank you, sir.
I'm not well.
I thought you heard me.
Yeah, it's all right.
It's not it.
This might have been your last shift.
Just make sure you're around 6 PM by.
Oh, because tomorrow might be your last
after your test, brother.
That test was hard as fuck.
I'm just letting you know.
Yeah, I just let by the way.
It's all good.
I'll say you're real bad.
I like the true name exam.
Cheek and motherfucker.
Got it.
You bless.
Be blessed.
Well, we'll see if the internals actually need it, because if they don't, then just, uh,
she's already...
Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
Aw, it's, uh...
I don't know where to go.
Fucking lost.
I don't know where to go.
Fucking lost.
Hopefully soon we get the helicopter.
I want to do the helicopter.
I
Combs but also we also had a job at one point but Johnny is like super hard
It's fuck this
I can't.
Sometimes one, sometimes one, sometimes one.
Okay, have fun.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Oh, Chinese.
That's really the segment.
I had everything to do today.
I have a sponsor coming up.
And I was just coached.
aggressively
we all
the road
figure chat is the
everything chat today, this is all the stuff that we have in the description
which is yours, everybody out there
everybody on the socials, everybody on the twitter
on the youtube, on the chat
the kickchat, the everything
which is here, being with us
and until tomorrow, I say goodbye
take care and
reach your goals, you got this, don't get up
be nice, you get some rest, you get to stay hydrated
And um, you're the best you can be.
Very cool.
Very wisdom.
Alright, and I'll tell him I'll try that.
Alright.
What's that?
Let me try that again.
That's good.
Oh, the day.
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