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Boy this not or a nigga me sat in here dumbass you fat ass up. I'll see you nigga. All right. Thank you for the fire
Get is my love
All right, thank you for the fire get is
Bro, you on the list.
What list?
I'm on what list?
MC files dropped?
You wait, what a fuck?
What did I say?
I ain't on no list, little.
Golden Dureg is back, son.
Not as a problem with the Golden Dureg.
is live on your ingest? Wait, wait, what? Wait, is Jake live? Am I ingest? Wait, wait,
Wait, hold on we gotta tell him
Yo, what yo yo tell Jake he live on my ingest with the foot
How does that happen how the fuck does that happen?
Well, let me get a go live to eat cooking up bruh
Let me let me get a go live to eat for y'all
I
Did a good lie tree for y'all we got we got some shit to talk about bruh chat. What's been going on chat? What's been happening?
Chat what's been going on in the world brah? Oh, I need to go lie to you bruh. It should get interesting out here
What's the news of the day crazy gaming group is that crazy is that a crazy gaming group?
Yeah, okay
This one
Yo chat the jake stream and I
Ain't gonna say how did I know you what no no nothing did Jake stream and
Tells the white why you've been getting this was the stream started and in the offline all fucking get in first of all
We get W in the chump a tall little bruh
That little deserves some Ws right now game from what I from what I've
Asia for my own opinion and what I think going on
court
to lock Tyler
bro
Bro
game
Or cheating nigga fuck that shit nigga. We got more points. Yo, what's wrong? Yo, of course, is that's important as well, but
My main focus in that situation is that I'm all fucking trying to lie on me and say essentially it's over them game
I'm sorry. How do I tell you bro? How do I tell you? Yes, you shouldn't have whatever
Talking sexual assault, I don't give a fuck what you know, that's I
W cheaters
So that's what y'all taking from this shit, bro, I don't even I don't even fucking you know what nobody deserves
He said it what okay, no WZ no WZ, but I'm glad he's making out that situation, bro
That's just scared over is that shit not scared at all
That shit that is that is that should not scare you all bruh now you guys are crazy
Very bro, that's why y'all gotta bruh
Bro, so because each he deserves to get a lot on that's that's motherfuckers logic
That's that's here's the thing what I'm realizing a lot of people on this planet are actually like stupid, bro
There's more stupid people than smart or even just normal like two individual game mostly you
Most of the plan is retarded like it just is what it is the fucking the fucking dumb
I need to you feel me
Did you think she was capping off the rip?
Chat did I think she was capping up the rip or or what cuz that shit crazy
Do you think she's even capping now? What's your opinions on that shit situation?
Yeah, I don't want to speak on it because I know nothing and I ain't and that's some serious shit
And I already had the vibes that she was kind of like
You feel me but I don't want to say nothing to more evidence came out and thank God niggas waited to more evidence came out
Like how most motherfuckers should do anybody that gave an opinion beforehand. You're dumb. You're stupid and
And kind mafia expose all them niggas like how you been doing I've been seeing it y'all gonna crazy comma keep doing it keep doing it
Yeah, all y'all receipts y'all need keep doing it
Good shit cuz if it's the other way around they will be doing that the same shit
This gonna correct toast oh my god what happened with toast oh my god, I saw someone toast no not toast no not toast
What the toast did toast get exposed for being a dick right?
Oh
Toast they say you a dick right up
bro
Toast they say you be riding mad cock bra
Not my come on bra. You gotta do better game the FC files actually released. I don't know bro
That's what they can say a nigga saying I'm on that shit, and I'm like how
How the fuck I I never met that nigga how the fuck I'm on the fc file
What toes did y'all can do y'all reason I don't got the links and shit, but I see some shit
I don't know all my details, but I seen some I don't know
That didn't good toes be right yo, what the fuck a
Rod said he on the files
Let's see what this shit time
So apparently this is so tall oh, I think so it's confirmed that he fucked a bit right did he fuck the bitch
Now watch his twitch here's the thing in 20 minutes. We got to get on the game. So that box probably an hour long
I ain't watching now along boss. It's confirmed. He fucked a bit. Okay?
So he fucked a bit from my understanding
And the bitch started tweaking like she's she's worried about those this whole one night stand shit as he gets her morals or some shit
Whatever, let's let's do it
But it's not a fact, don't you have a lot of drama aside.
Let's say you beat a bit and you fuck her that day but y'all keep talking and y'all
keep fucking like is that the second senator one I stand up but y'all met her that day
though.
This is like a, this is off the drama shit, this is, you feel me?
No.
Okay, bet.
She's scared she be she worried that it's just one night saying she you know she probably want to grow
I'll never do no one I stand you feel me her ass and they're doing a fucking one night stand. She tweaking she like all the
Never did is I feel shitty blotchy blotchy. He trying to say like yo, it's not a one night stand
So when I say if I never talk to you again gang, you feel me
That's one piece of evidence after a while
Jordan wanted to leave
Bit got post-nut clary. Yo, this is not the top of jokes. It's not the top of jokes
Chew bruh
Chew G
Chew Chew
Wait, do you think girls be having post-nut clarity? Is that like a thing? Let's say a girl's thotting. You feel me?
We get post-nut clarity
Like shit
I'm looking asleep like do you think that one fucks get them thoughts yes
When do they hit doesn't he act cuz you know niggas us we bust we feel everything as soon as we bust
We fill in all top of shit. It's like black magic. It's crazy how the brain chemistry just changed at one point
Do girls feel that?
Right after I wouldn't word it like that, but yes
We get post nut clarity it works the same, but I never
Does it go cuz every time?
Nah, how does it work the same? I've never respect like I don't know, bro
If it probably works the same if the girl don't actually fuck with you like that
Then it's like ah shit what the fuck that I just do
So what did Talil James do? What did Talil do? I got my new work a Toyota to be exact
I requested Jordan a
I told you Jordan Jordan left the whole
Can't even get show you a black truck bro. You got her the ex bro
Let's talk a T-Renny. Let's talk a T. Shit your Uber got to your house. Oh, no. It's a black truck. It's a black truck
It's a black truck. It's a black truck
Debbie Debbie tell us you sent her in a black truck a game show these you gonna be sending you the fucking Prius
And a fucking Corolla game sent you ass in a black truck, bro
$132 on that shit, too. That's how little gate that's how local chewing at 840 a.m
Why you skip the first one I did it wait Jill Jill said me that way this is the whole this is the video
What I skip
Wanted to leave
That's one piece of evidence after a while
Jordan wanted to leave. Oh, it's cut up. So what did Talil James do? Oh, it's cut up. I
Got an Uber a Toyota to be exact. I requested Jordan a Toyota
Jordan left the whole terrible
Let's talk a T right now. Let's talk a T. Yeah, it did get cut your Uber got to your house that's a little gate
That's how little put you in it's fine. It's something at 840 a.m
Why did you proceed to text Taliou Frank at 9 10 a.m. Hey Taliou has my phone
I'm gonna get it back. I was always home too Jordan. Did you not just get out of the
black truck at 8 40 a.m. I'm gonna leave that up to y'all. Now watch the VOD I have
to be on the game. Me watching a 20-minute Vod says it's an hour Vod gang. I have to be on
the game in 14 minutes. Dude, you're f***ing mad!
Not only did Jordan, wow my name,
and come to them and speak and make a false allegation about me. She said I tried to black
her let's speak on that I try to black know you Jordan Jordan I try black know
you Jordan Jordan I try to black know you Jordan Jordan I try to black know
you Jordan hello let me tell you something I'm getting PTSD
hello I'm getting PTSD game let me bro chest stop fucking with crazy hoes
bro that like that and stop stop fucking with crazy hoes game I like
dead-ass stop fucking black like why don't our bitches with Tartic they think
black man like Ashley gonna work gang like did you did you think he was gonna
pay this out for playing with me
why he's like okay and it's not too bad see yo stupid ass
I know you Jota, Jota and I try to blackmail you Jota.
How, how, how, how, how, how, Chad, how?
Look at, look at what he's saying, Chad.
Jota sent me his, Jota requested
$4,000 and then an end of note.
It says, for playing with me.
Bro Chad, look.
If not trying to blackmail her,
she's trying to extort me, gang.
She's blackmailing me.
Hey, and she don't give a fuck cuz money's most like gang chat
I don't know but this sign he's got to be signs I need this little child
What's some signs you could point out that I I need to stay away from this bit cuz it's been typing negative
Do some false allegations of shit don't go her way or if she just regrets some shit or if she does this light
You know me what's some signs game help my niggas out
If niggas are just less horny if we just stop putting on dicks and shit
This can't happen. Well, it can't happen if you're if you're some girlfriend or some shit
And then she wants to prevent you some nuts. You feel me? We can make it less BBL nigga. What?
BBL is not a good answer gang
and still thoughts
Bro, here's my thing, as soon as you see a girl, let's say something happens to them.
The first thing they do is run to the internet chat red flag.
I'm sorry.
Because a real victim, like if you actually know any real victims, you know all they
want is like safety, they want to be healed, and they just want justice for real.
They don't give a fuck about this PR, they not trying to get leverage, they not trying
to control shit, they not trying to get revenge, they not trying to get attention
on the imp.
They sicking, they getting justice.
They want to be healed.
They want to be safe gang.
Like there's certain things you can do like,
yo, it's kind of weird like,
but again, you give them the benefit of the doubt
because everybody's different.
You don't know how people move, you feel me?
But that is a red flag.
In my opinion, is that not a valid red flag?
Can't say that, valid red flags?
Do you know what I'm saying?
That's valid red flags gang.
But, I,
Hey chat, I made a tweet.
I say, if you make, if it's confirmed,
You can make false allegations.
You deserve to go to jail, Chad.
I got some bad DMs off that.
It is what it is.
I feel like that's a normal take.
I feel like that's a lukewarm take.
I feel like that's a lukewarm take, bruh.
So not only are you trying to ruin a nigga's life for life,
bro, the next girl that come out with some real shit,
niggas are second guessing it, gang.
What happens with the next girl who actually
does go to the police to do all this shit,
but she just wants the world to know some shit
about some nut-ass nigga?
Nobody's not really gonna believe her,
them because of people like this person that we're discussing today
I got a fucking ass
I got a fucking ass
I got a fucking ass
I'm trying to throw rocks
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The man that you are, she should have known.
That's nobody fault but yours.
I always work in love and I wish you and her the best.
No bullshit, God bless you too.
Jordan is a sexual assault victim,
but say this sexual assault could have been
also something to rub.
You're a victim, but you said it.
It could have been something to rub and you're a victim.
Okay, cool.
We'll move forward.
Next one, next one.
We'll see evidence.
So thanks.
I don't like black men, but maybe stop cheating on your girl.
All right, so if you cheat on someone,
you deserve to have your, get false allegations.
That's what you say.
Momsy, I'm gonna let you answer this question.
I'm gonna let you answer the question.
If you cheat on someone,
you deserve to be put in prison.
Like you deserve to have sexual assault allegations
put on your name or reputation boom for life.
You possibly go to jail or lose money,
lose your life because you cheated on someone.
Obviously cheating is bad.
Don't fucking do that shit, dumb ass niggas.
But that's basically what you're saying.
Yes, everybody's saying yes, troll or not, Ben,
I'm getting out of here.
I don't want to see their brain dead TikTok,
want to laugh, LOLs, ass, and motherfuckers
in my chat again, Ben, get them out of here.
Get them going, send them with the fucking birds, nigga.
What is that comment you've been doing,
mom, shut the fuck up, nigga, before I get tight.
If you had chosen integrity from the start,
this situation would have never escalated.
The reaction you're facing now
as a consequence of your choice is not mine.
Your girlfriend's seeing-
Nobody would have been mad at the bitch
if she would have came out and said,
yo, this nigga cheated on this girl.
Dennis like damn you feel me but that's not what she did nigga. That's not what she did
She has to fucking dick. She got up allegedly allegedly. It's all a legend. It's all a legend allegedly allegedly
She got some fucking cock. She regretted it. It doesn't matter why she regret it
She fucking regretted it being that whatever she probably found out he had a girl or baby
He just she just felt like I don't fucking know why should we should read it?
And so she did this shit game your action is in my full
I've never locked anything in life if I wanted drama
I would have ignored your call and going straight to social media, but that's not who I am
Jody
You went straight to social media with lies
Damn cah it's because his girl called
Hey, ta ta
Bro, I'm gang. How do you think this is gonna end up going chat?
Well, I haven't been on internet like that. What is nigga saying on the internet?
What is the niggas consensus and what is she saying? What does she say? Has she replied to this shit?
After full video, I'm not gonna put too much time on this shit game. I'm gonna put too much. She's crashing
I mean she's crashing
Bro, I go I know the sign chat look I know this was a little hard and not everybody who can't regulate their emotions
It's gonna do this to you chat below red flag
Ladies, this should be your red flag too because then they go like this could fuck around and fucking hit you and shit chat
Girls who can't regulate their emotions. I don't give a fuck if they're a girl. I'm just a girl
I don't give a fuck any human that can't regulate their emotions overreact to small little things
Look from like zero to a hundred or one second one one second
They're they're they're they're affectionate and then they're cold and then angry. They're apologetic shit. That's not normal
That's not normal and people aren't normal do crazy shit. You understand what I'm saying red flag
red flag red flag that's probably geordian polinesis whole mo gang that's probably all
look that's probably her that's probably exactly what she be talking to me on gang
oh ha
the police got all the details so stay tuned the internet had to tell you to go to the police
by the way before you went to the police just so you know um he's
doing that, but you still, uh, the shit still happened. You still pre meditated and plotted
You'll be in
This situation is so brain dead this shit is so stupid game. I don't even want to like like
What do you even say like she's
Big you retarded bro, like it is what it is, bro
Like it's actually actual drooler actual drooler
Actual drooler game. What are some other signs? We got to get we got to help the blood is out though, bro
Ladies y'all can be taking no suit cuz they're signs a
For fuck the niggas that y'all could avoid what some other signs
We need to look out for chat because if you any type of man if you have any type of goals
Asperation staff any type of status or money in the future this can happen. I promise it can happen
they haven't anybody money
Bitch getting her feelings she get a tight consumption to go away. You're cooked. You're cooked
Gang chat I even had a situation. I had a situation gay
We're sure these friends hit me up like yo
I just wanted want you to be known cuz I know this never happened
But she's saying that she's gonna blot a blonde the internet
I don't know if she actually is or she just mad but I don't get down with that leave me out of it
But bro, I said oh
Don't say no names in my chat you see a name you Tom chat we ain't doing that
You didn't know I'm sorry
Yeah, I got a professional on the case they went through all my text messages every every piece of evidence for everything in case any
Shit like that ever happened. Yeah, yeah, you got this
Where you lay your peace check just this is all I'm saying. Okay. What is this?
Almost all of Jordan pulling pulling is deleted tweets. No, no the streamer. She's accused of but he's posted
more than enough proof to show she's mine what whoa
hi I'm off this shit bro I don't even want to read this shit I'm sorry bro
Like it'll gain
You brother like
I'm not gonna read that shit, bro
I'm not I'm not even gonna read that shit chat chat. What are some other tips? We need some more tips
What are some things we can do to avoid situations like this chat rule number one?
This let's let's let's let's beat off before we leave the house or some shit, bro
We got to be less horny game. Are you less warning? I'm telling you. Do you have a clear brain?
You're not going for the duties you see in the size clears that you are staying away. I'm telling you game
Boom before you walk out the house, bro
Don't walk walk out house with your stomach full of nut. It's gonna change your brain and make you fold for shit
You shouldn't be folding for a bruh
Be a sexual be like me be like your brother be like your big bro
NDAs
Before the game peep this
Stomach? Where else do the nut come from? Where do the nut come from?
That's like yo, right here.
Where? Oh, it's your butt, wait, where's he being stuck?
Is he your-
Where's the semen just chilling at? It gets active, like, wait.
It's not like, it's not like you're gonna cut open your balls with a bunch of semen and just chilling in there.
That's not how that works, gang. It's like made and shit.
If you cut open your balls, semen is not just gonna leak out, bruh.
That's not how that works.
It is.
It's like the tools and shit
Well, if you cover your balls that shit, I can leak out. Yeah, it's not like that's not like it's just your balls are surrounded by semen and shit
Girl what
Wait, so you think you'll see your ball sacks your testicles are just chilling and semen right now check
Yes, are my balls floating in semen?
No, your testicles don't float in semen.
There's a separate organ that produces the sperm, which then mixes with fluids from
glands like the prostate.
Come on, chat.
Nigga, what the fuck?
Nigga, why the fuck you thought your balls were floating and seeming?
You thought you could cut up your testicles and just see him in his porn out and retard money?
Like what the fuck? The Epstein files. Do we have a Google Doc for the Epstein files?
Vicious nut
They fortified give this vicious nut one guy the whole chat was saying it's stupid nigga. Fuck out of here
Yo chat with all that being said I ain't even gonna dive too much into that shit
Just be careful you feel me peep the red flags all the everyone always does me dirty
Nothing's ever my fault. Oh, he's in the beef with somebody all my exes are
saying spa motherfuckers. Hey, bro, keep your eye open my forehead growing. I
think but hey I'm fun to get online again disco game wait what's this
I
Listen, listen, what's going on with Timothy?
Listen, I ain't gonna lie, I've seen a lot of niggas on Timothy dick on the tiktok
I'm the twitters, but I fuck with Timothy niggas was on his dip for the speeches
He'd be overly confident and cocky. I like that type of shit. I nigga him
I fuck with that shit, but I didn't see he was getting wiggle allegations all week and then now I open Twitter
He dropped you drop a rap song. What's going on?
What's going on, right?
I see them posted I see them posting on the ground like ease
Like, I'm so swaggy on Twitter with a puzzle, nigga, nigga, like, by the car and shit,
looking gangsta and shit.
What's going on with brother?
And I fuck with Timothy.
I like Timothy and I like his attitude and shit.
I just wasn't expecting this.
Femme, Femme. Yo they gonna, I feel like they gonna be on this nigga dead.
Yo, Timothy Chalamet or Malibu? Who y'all going? Who y'all got? Who y'all going?
Who allowed to the cookout first? Timothy Chalamet or little Malibu?
Timothy, he's hotter. Photos from the Epstein files. Wait, I go a lot. I feel like it's
all gonna be redacted, redacted, redacted. I could get shit for real, bro.
Oh
Chat I don't know a lot of these motherfuckers just so just say names that you see though. It's not the side
That's obvious was
So this that you know
Is that Chris Tucker
You know, it's crazy anybody that was in any of these fc flights or anything that was literally
there for us for like just whatever regular shit and didn't do no much shit.
They're all cooked even though this is cooked anybody involved whether it was negative or
positive y'all this is cooking game and the ones that were probably involved negative
are probably not gonna get caught.
probably already acted and the photos are probably not even you feel me
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on again, wait.
Not surprised, wait, hold on, don't say that, chill, chill, chill.
Don't say that bro
She's saying this AI now, bro. I don't need a I'm right, but like we don't know what code do
Hold on real after I just said that too
That is like Ron.
Oh my god.
Oh, Ron.
Ron, this is you in 40 years, gay.
No.
I
Know
Long time we're gonna get on again we gotta get on again we gotta get on again
We gotta get on again gonna get on again gonna get on the game
The truth is always revealed
What the fuck
I
Run
Run what the fuck
Yo, I
Really makes it makes it is fucking Indian Jew that it makes sense
You say he's Indian and Jewish down don't you make sense to me? Yeah, I know that somebody snicker me a noble
another one
It's raps for this nigga
During one of those encounters with Epstein he took her to Mar-a-Lago where he introduced her to its owner
Donald Trump introducing 14 year old to Donald
F2 elbow trump playfully asked him to refer to Doe, this is a good one right? Trump smiled
and nodded in agreement. They both chuckled and Doe felt uncomfortable but at the time
was too young to understand why. Let's say all this gets confirmed, right? There's going
to be people on this planet. We'll sit here and tweet. You know, Trump could assassinate.
He could he could he could rid a whole car. There's so many people, no matter what, no
No matter what, I would say here and say,
well, they're both bad.
I just chose which one was less bad.
I feel like Trump would still be better than Kamala,
whatever the fuck you're like,
there's still gonna be people that say anything, bro.
No matter what, they are brainwashed.
Niggas is brainwashed, gang.
Niggas is brainwashed, my nigga.
Do you understand?
Like their brains are fried.
No matter anything, come out.
Game they ain't cool
Things are fried like I gave up bro. I gave up. I ain't speaking on no putt I gave up bro
Let's get on the game, bro. Yo, this is crazy. This shit just dropped
Didn't motherfucker just drop
Chris get a discord bra
That's crazy chat
I don't want to see my fucking discord weekend bitch
Okay, so tell Chris game discord don't say not live game me Chris have to go at 9 p.m
So no matter what's going on by 9. We are out
brother
We are out
It's my bday cutie lost in her mansion
Why are you skiing with the 10 gifted amp issue? Yeah, we got an amp issue
I'm playing
For y'all row with that bullshit
They said we be able to amp issue. I'm not fucking amp bitch
Is your green screen effect on
Wait
Okay, it's my green screen effect on no no it's not what the fuck what do you think it's on?
Wait, are they still not here
Wait, it's quick way am I the only one life?
Am I the only one live if I don't even like you said to me keep sending me empty and shit, right?
Tutti live I
I bet
When they this is ready. Let me know keep sending me the ebskines. They don't want to game with you twin
your markers
Marks we gotta have a call we gotta talk about some shit markers. We got a talk, bro
We got a talk, bro
Yo, why Nick is all your ass on Twitter mark? What's going on?
They say you got no content they say that shit about me too
Yeah, what are your ass though? So you playing with Dante cutie Chris, but not me damn
Cuz you defended car yeah, I'm gonna see a lot of niggas who game you don't know what it's like to feel money
You've been broke your whole life. Why the fuck does your opinion on niggas with money?
And mental health problems matter.
And I hate that it gets so much likes, but it makes sense that it gets so much likes.
But, I'm not trying to be mean.
Most of the world is not going to touch a lot of money.
Well, y'all fucking opinions on niggas with money that aren't going to cheat?
Don't matter, because you don't know what it's like.
And some of y'all never will.
You understand what I'm saying?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Just saying what niggas who are born with money in their head,
their opinion on y'all problems or problems,
what niggas who don't got y'all opinion don't matter.
You don't know what it's like to not have money.
What the fuck are you talking the same applies to the to you niggas to game. It don't fucking matter
The height won't tell how you tell niggas how they should feel just cuz they got no, I'm gonna get your game
Yo game
You niggas a soulless, bro. You niggas really just think money just just everything and don't be over everything
You'll be happy for the rate. You just soulless. Yeah, you a bot. You just a bot nigga. You're a bot
You're easy to please ask nigga you a bot
This is what it is, bro
You know control whether you get depressed or not gang when that chemical imbalance happens in your fucking brain. It happens niggle
Yo, Jason
They for the fire get this my love was good buddy. How you been gang?
We made you bitch
Here's the thing only y'all are allowed to have my opinions on me
Okay, no other outside is a lot of have opinions on me game. I'm not when I'm talking to niggas. Why are you?
I'm not talking about job
Tell about the outsiders why I've done shit for this y'all can have all the penis in the world cuz y'all deserve it
Y'all fucking war G nigga without why are G ain't no, you know, I say I know this
You know I'm saying how about the fucking plebs in the box and the grunts that are just farming
tweets and shit a
A newly circulated photo shows Michael Jackson with Jeffrey Epstein. They're not only meeting at Epstein Palm
Beach home, not the island. When Michael was searching for properties, one of Epstein's victims has stated that Jackson did nothing inappropriate.
Oh, the second image shows Jackson
a Democratic fundraiser where he performed attending his children, Diana Ross. Oh, see?
Like I'm telling you, first of all,
there are certain people, yes, they're gonna see what Epstein that didn't do. Like, like, this thing is performing
for some shit
But he's technically at his premises and shit. He's gonna look crazy, but it's not crazy
You feel me? Yeah
Wait, why can't I reply to oh did he make the replies just only some people
What the f
I am blocked by so many people on Twitter that I've never interacted with in my life!
Every day is like 10 people that have me blocked, bro.
Every day, off stream shit, shit, I'm scrolling, I'm like, yo, I can't reply to this.
Or why is this person blocked, blocked, blocked.
I don't even tweet no more!
What's my last tweet?
I did do, I tweet my Twitter links, gang.
I don't even tweet like that.
Hold on, but when I do tweet it, they be banging though.
When I do tweet, they be banging though.
You didn't understand?
Hold on now.
We back on some shit.
I'mma chill though.
I'mma let the other niggas eat.
I'mma chill.
I just wanted to pop out a little bitch.
I still got it on some gangsta shit.
You feel me?
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, bro.
Yeah, that aura, that aura is Twitter aura, come on, man.
So that's this new they to the or they hate you for what though. What do you think people seen an angle off?
I think a lot of people block me during the hilly-billy shit
That's where I got blocked by a lot of motherfuckers, I think
No cap
What other what other reason what like Ram's block me what have I said?
Make the stallion nigga. That was like five years ago, but that's what I guess body tweaked on
Okay, god damn what the 10 get did bruh cuz you were clanker
Ruby Rose they didn't block me for Ruby Rose, bro. Me a Khalifa probably
Me and Khalifa Brawley, gay, the kick-bad QT ready?
QT say, get on DC nigga.
Get QT your cord.
We have each other on Discord.
QT, are you a bot?
Yo.
Yo, I'm a critical Chris and QT wait, why did QT just message me?
I'm gonna be deafening.
Is there a group?
Oh.
And I'm gonna add, who else is supposed to be in the Dante?
Tavius Caldwell Pope I
Created a group. I did it. Yes group leader did it group leader created the group. Yes. Yes. I did it
It's okay. Everybody calm down cutie Chris Dante check your dance group leader created a group. That sounds on
Nightmare blunt rotation yo chap. Oh, that is not a nightmare blunt rotation. You must have lost your fucking mind
You try to tell me hold on. Let me give you the scenery
Let me give you the scenery.
Listen.
You're in the spot.
You're raised gaming.
Chris next door.
I'm Dante.
2D Cinderella.
Spliffin' the hand.
That's not even actually blunt rotations.
That's not good blunt rotations, nigga.
Is that good rotations, man?
Please, sir!
Please, sir!
Please, sir!
Please, sir!
You feel me that's good rotation day adopted in the back working a little shit you feel
me margin Matt with the fire get this appreciate that buddy I want to visit bro a pie be
That's great
Blunt rotations gay you walk through a spot. You see us fo smoking some shit you want to join game and that's a fat
Okay, let me undefined hello, hey cutie
Hey group leader
I'm glad that you got that mO that I'm a group leader, but what the fuck is everybody else?
Well, that's you're fucking you didn't make a freaking discord chat until
Dante Dante is called a pope
Chris what the fuck is your profile picture? Oh
After I school
Is not you brother
Hey, what's up, y'all?
Wait, Chris, this is you after high school graduation?
Yeah. Hey, give me a hug, y'all.
Hey, hold y'all camera lens.
Give me a motherfucking hug. Bring that shit in.
Thank you, y'all.
Ain't that y'all in the camera or what?
Yeah, somebody came.
All right.
I'm hugging it, bruh.
Okay, that was nice.
Now, somebody get, go get Dante, bro.
As group leader, I gotta get the leader. Yeah, hold on. Okay, Rb
Are you whispering? Oh
Oh, oh, what's called that?
He's not lying.
He's not cool.
He's live now, he's live now.
That's oral.
He's live now, he's live now, nigga.
He's live, I don't even know what happened to the ball.
I don't even know what to finish the call.
That ain't the same, he called and he's like,
oh, daddy called and I didn't answer that no.
Yo, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean he had douchey.
I didn't have douchey.
Come on, WGOO leaders.
WGOO leaders in the chat.
you can't you it's 20 minutes past yo qt uh-huh can I ask the question yeah always
all right look next streamer awards i got two things all right two things all right boom first
off boom can our our head chef like the a and p house can they cook and make the macaroni cheese
next year that's a great idea because i ate the mac and cheese only because i was hungry okay
But I want to say that Mike and cheese was not bussing.
Oh, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
It looks good.
It looks good.
It looks good.
Yeah, like you're collying like, yeah.
I fuck with the looks.
It's cool for sure.
OK, OK.
It just kind of tastes like one of them situations
where it was like the end of it was like five months
of the move from the end of the world.
And I found some canned macaroni cheese.
You have to warm it up.
But the microwave didn't work too well,
so it's still kind of cold, though.
You feel me?
Like, it looked good.
The meat was good.
Check it in the beat that shit was pretty good. Okay. Good. Okay. It's let me just let me work that one out
Okay, and what's the second one? Okay in the second
Who made the macaroni cheese um not me. Oh, thank God
What else? Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, right. Right. Second. Okay. QT. Second thing is, can I, can I make it please? Like, God, please be considered for like, you know, game of the year lecture. Like, oh, yeah, like for 20, I'm there like game of the year. Like, I'll definitely talk about your gaming skills.
Chris.
That's what I'll be saying.
They talk about it for sure. Mostly behind your back, but.
Who do you think would be the better game gamer Chris next door a black boy max?
I don't know if you know about any a platform X gaming prowess
Max is also really gunning for that next year. Yeah
But you know, it doesn't mean you have to be a good gamer. I guess
Max is more of a music guy. I feel like there's more is like
Get into
Yeah, yeah, like I always been a gamer like I like like yeah, I'm dropping the mixtape next year
Something why aren't we in discord with the cams on?
I will warn you my face is fucked up
What the hell does that even mean I got laser done on it and I got blisters and I got swollen and I had to go to the ER
You lasered wait wait, what do you mean laser?
What happened because hello hi Dante hey, what's good?
Not my mac and cheese wait
I
Be back let me let me activate my chemistry. Let me meet up with you. You got a new tech video cam, butter
But oh yeah, we can hear you
Okay, yes
Well, I'm using discord on browser that doesn't matter right what okay?
So I haven't like I'm at home. It's a long story, but basically I just got to download the thing
But right now I'm on the browser
I'm
This one hold on
Let me look I got a sign into my discord
I don't got time for this bro.
I hear echo.
Why don't you have discord on your fucking.
I'm getting it right now.
I'm doing it right now.
I'm doing it right now.
I'm doing it right now.
Onk?
Chat?
What's up with onk, bro?
Wait, why is my still on discord?
What's up with onk, bro?
You're like 28, hello?
I'm in my mid-20s game.
I'm in my mid-20s game.
Wake up, Paul.
You're not in your mid-20s anymore, bro.
I'm in my mid-20s, brother.
It is this more embarrassing. It just makes it more awkward, dude
Gangs you you you you and I'm in my I'm in my 20s. No kid. I'm in my me. I'm in my prom gang
No, no, look mid 20s. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Josh. She boo. Whatever helps you sleep
I'm fucking healthy as fuck
Good job, man
Healthy he's healthy as he should be there's a and this and the skin clear
Okay, so you're bragging
Well, okay, I don't know how to be, oh god, I didn't mean like that, I was talking about
the laser shit.
No, no, no, no.
So I got my freaking adult acne laser and now you're making fun of me.
No, I'm on laser.
You got your eyes laser?
No, no, my face.
Why?
So what happens, you guys maybe don't know this, but I am, I'm a white woman and
what?
I know.
Please don't tell anybody.
Oh, they're good.
Don't tell anybody that, but it's true.
Okay.
People make fun of me because I'm red.
I get really red.
Yeah.
And so I went to the doctor to get rid of the redness
and they did this big laser on me and they're like awesome.
But then I got blisters all over my face
and then I had an allergic reaction
and then I had to go to the ER.
Because my lips and my tongue was swelling.
Damn.
So now I'm on steroids and I've got big blisters on my face
and you know, that's what I look like now.
So you see, you know, I'm saying, like,
hey, you can do it. You can do it.
No, I'll turn my cam on. I'm not afraid.
You look great.
Well, that's duty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, guys.
I really need this. Yeah, no problem.
Come on. Yeah, OK.
Nice person, ball to African.
What the fuck?
they got me this way they get it oh my Jesus don't tell him oh my god you
did you nasty bro look look watch this
and was it was a little bit like I put the glasses back on I know it's bad
month I'm over here thanks guys I'm gonna I'm gonna tell my boyfriend
said that he's going to have to beat you up. So you're saying I didn't I don't
look hot. I didn't say that. I'm just saying with the glasses on. No, just just
say what I look like, guys. You look normal. You look normal. You said that and
He's gonna have to beat you up. So what?
Well, I guess I just look freaking normal. I guess he's just dating a freaking normal looking girl
I guess she's nothing freaking specialist. So I know you look like Taylor Swift if she fell down
The genius
face that fucking camera
I don't have the thing downloaded on the thing, bro
Do you have a new computer
No, no, I went to my uh, I went to a my other I went to a house. I went to another house
Here's most of my houses on some rich. I know I want to another house
Here at this house was kind of fucked but I figured it out and here we are
Timmies colorful. I missed you bruh. I missed you Chris. I missed you cutie
Yeah, it's been a while since we've all been together.
Yeah, no, I'm not gonna lie.
The last time I played the game with Chris, it was like kind of the worst
experience ever, but we got through it and we prevailed.
This ain't one of them games.
This ain't one of them games, bro.
No, yeah, I know what he's playing.
I'm gonna tell you right now, bro, he's not a gamer.
I don't know why.
Hold on, hold on.
This ain't one of these games where Chris can sabotage us, right?
You're not gonna hold us, right?
You're not gonna hold us, right?
You're not gonna hold us, right?
You're not gonna hold us, right?
Kiss it kissy either like he does like oh
We played a simple about
Looking at home and climbing and he could not do that
They put me in like hella cutscenes so I couldn't like
Yo, what the fuck is what what is wrong? That was right. That said his balls hurt
What happened?
So you fucking heard that?
Yeah, we heard you complain about your balls, right?
You're having an adult conversation.
I want to win, damn it.
You're a fucking idiot.
Okay, okay, but you're making me hot, bro.
You're making me hot, though.
You came with a fucking audience, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
Hey, Chris, hey, Chris, listen.
If you do good today, this is a good starting point
for a game of the year game, people are gonna remember this shit, alright?
So if you do good today, you don't sell us today.
It's December, it's not even 2026 yet.
Yeah, so that's what even county people do good about, buddy.
No, no, no, no, it will count, it's gonna remember this shit,
we're gonna post a video on New Year's game.
Sorry for y'all.
Hey, hey, how do you do that?
That's it.
I need a seat, I need a seat.
That's it, that's it, yes!
I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get up.
I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get up.
You gotta fart.
Why do I hear everything?
That's gone.
I'm going to fix it fixing it right now.
So you're hearing the ding, ding, ding, ding.
Yeah, we're hearing that.
That's my alert time for when I when I get a donation.
OK, so he's bragging. OK, cool.
Well, no, I'm going to.
Judy, you have more money than two.
You have more money than all of us, bro.
I want to hear that.
Correct. My boyfriend does. Not me. Idiot.
Yo, your boyfriend ain't fucking here.
Yeah, here.
Yeah, here.
Now you have to do.
No, I don't. You have the most money.
Oh, no.
This nigga's an A&P.
He's in Target and shit.
Look at him. Is he in Target?
Yes, his face is in Target, bro.
He's in Target.
Oh, we got the answer to Chris.
Oh, why are we seeing the dingdings?
Oh, you still hear it. OK, hold on.
What is happening?
Dante. Yeah, what's up?
Do you think we can say retarded?
No, you can't.
But what if Chris does something really retarded though?
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm thinking.
You can't be honest.
You cannot.
There's going to be a chance that he pisses me off,
and I've got to say something.
I understand.
Just let me know.
And I'll let your muffs, OK?
OK, OK, baby.
We'll let you know.
We'll let you know.
OK, you just let me know.
Be right there.
Give me 30 seconds.
I need to go get some real quick.
Maybe it's fine.
And we can run the game.
OK.
OK, tell me if you hear this.
Yeah.
Oh, what am I doing wrong?
Oh, I know what it is.
Oh, Rage just broke his knee.
Did you hear it?
No.
He's so fucking good.
I'm so good.
Good job.
Oh my gosh.
All right, we're good.
Wait, so where are you?
I'm in Virginia.
OK.
I'm done farting.
I'm done farting.
Virginia's where I was born.
What'd you say?
He's done farting.
He was farting before.
Oh, he was dancing or some shit.
Yo, QD, how you doing, man?
All this bullshit that's been going on, man.
It's kind of died down.
I didn't see any of it.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, stay off the internet, especially stay off Twitter.
Yeah, no, I didn't see anything.
Everything's fine.
Everything's great, you know?
Next year can't be worse, so probably.
Yeah, no, it could get worse.
Yeah, it could probably get a lot worse, probably.
But, you know, I'd be like that.
I guess.
What?
I need help from a boy.
What should I get Ludwig for Christmas?
And you, wait, do you know One Piece?
Yeah, I know of it.
Oh, that's not how I like it.
I'm like, kind of.
I thought you were like a weeb.
No, no, no, I'm kind of just now getting into anime.
Like I watched.
Attack on Titan full metal, J.J.K.
Like I'm kind of just getting into it now.
But one of these I'm going to get into, but I'm waiting until they
like condensed that shit into smaller shit.
And that's no.
No, I haven't seen that no.
You've got to see that, bro.
I'm saying that.
I ain't gonna allow you guys to see that, bro.
I'm gonna do my anime making a hot watch that, bro.
Hey, watch what?
What's the show y'all talking about?
That's not one thing.
I'm a beginner as well, bro.
You want to say Death Note?
But what's better, Death Note or won't be?
OK, those are two, like, what's a short show with 30 episodes
and one show is 1,000 episodes.
So it's like, you feel like you can't really,
it's different.
Mind you, he's 45.
He's 45 years old.
He started 50.
He's 45 years older than this shit.
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you got some face here?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Yo, stop.
Yo, I went to get my, I went to get my lineup.
I was like, yo, keep the beard.
Leave that shit.
Hey, don't take, don't take.
I don't have to look.
Okay.
Okay.
I see.
You see it?
I see it. I see it, brother.
Yeah, we see our own reflection, Chris.
Yo, it's only a matter of time before my sister started to connect.
And, you know, you know,
do you know your butt cheeks?
Yeah, no, I don't.
I don't like great moves.
Give me two, bro.
But you got Harry Booty cheeks, Chris.
Yeah, I got hair.
You should lazy that shit.
I think I'm so cute.
She should. I think you should.
You should listen to that shit.
Be calm.
Yeah.
You know, I don't have to laser my cheeks. I don't have any hair on my butt cheeks
Yeah, laser these cheeks
Can you explain the game that we're playing there? What do you this is your?
Yeah, what do you explain the game? We've all over cooked no
Yeah, I thought we were playing played up. Are we playing played up? Yeah, I played played up
Wait, okay. What's the difference?
They're just different, but we could play either one which one you download Chris played up
Niggas told me played out see and I
It's ready for what the fuck
All of them too, so we're fine. Okay, then we're playing played up. Yeah, we're going played up
So we're it's just us in a kitchen and we're just gonna live our best lives and we're gonna make money and
Hard work in Americans, you know, I used to work and that's it, you know before there's a NPC for where I was working
That burger king in the car was you posted over close. I was at Wendy's bro. I was at Wendy's. I was the
Grill looking the burgers to
Demoted me the dishwasher. Oh, I don't fuck you get demoted. I
Said that plank. Oh my god the poster this nigga made for me says overcooked in it. Yo, Gigi, bro
Yo, what the fuck
Is this you know
Which one's better like which one's more fun to play
But we played up is more that we could do in shape so we're gonna do play up
Okay, we can also do like we can also do bow
Who's gonna download it right now just in case like if we fail we can just you know
But we can start with play up play ups a little more. I think the learning curve on play up is worse like it's harder
On play up. Yeah, but listen, he's trying to prove himself as a fucking gamer. We'll clear this harder
I'm saying like it's a little annoying because you have to like
Like chat, you know, I'm talking about with like the conveyors and setting that stuff up
Like there's more downtime and plate up than there is overcooked overcooked is more like you just go straight into the kitchen
Start cooking compared to like plate up. You have to like set up a whole system. Oh my
Yeah, let me let me download
Yeah, I think I think I
Don't know what do you guys think my chat knows both games
I think chat is to say overcooked. Yeah, my chat is saying overcooked. Wait, there's overcooked too
Hello, we get too deep
You guys are ready for plate up personally as a gamer as the only gamer in this call
Listen, listen, I'm playing actual games.
I'll be 40, 40 deaths on Radon on Elderain 2.
40 deaths, no sum is no measure.
You understand who you talking to?
You died 41.
40, 30 something actually.
Hey, QC, QC, Wukong and Wukong dead.
Talk to me.
Every game that I beat, hardest difficulty.
Grounded, crushing, it doesn't matter.
2D Wukong.
It's not that impressive actually.
Wukong, Wukong, you know you got it.
You're on my dick, you're on my dick, you're on my dick.
You haven't beat Halo 2 in Legendary
and so that doesn't, so you haven't done anything.
But I beat Halo 2.
Legendary now that's what I thought
Okay, right we have three
Who's the half
Bro, I'm not gonna lie you fell a couple times in the other game, too
and
Yo, you were stuck at the same location for like 30 minutes. What game was almost raised with oh that that fallen shit
Yes, oh no, those games are ass, bro. I hate those climbing to the top-ass games, bro
That's just as I hate that
I
If you're passionate about a game emotionally, you're going to be emotional about that shit.
You're passionately asked.
You're passionately asked.
Crying on the stream is kind of my thing.
That is your thing.
You can't cry on demand right now.
So, I can't because my tears will get in my blisters.
Oh, God.
Ew.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Judy, New Year's resolution going to 236?
Like, no more crying.
No more crying.
Why?
They just talk shit about you on the on the twitters on LSF. You fucking talk shit back
Look directly in the camera like yo, are you bitch ass niggas on my dick get the fuck off?
God
Over well, I think this is I think you guys are giving me mean girl advice right now
And for fat nigga, that's how you dick you put a silver. Hey, this dick got a weight limit pussy
I'll reach out next time I'm in some heat I'll ask what I should say. Yeah, you know how many thumbnails I see you like this
And they got you back.
We never let them other ones.
No, you gotta realize, use a boss bitch.
Yeah.
And they got to respect it at the end of the day.
Yeah, you're a boss lady.
You're a boss lady.
Yo, use a boss bitch.
Why am I not a boss bitch, Rage?
All raised on Gonzov, bro.
No, no, no.
Listen, I can't call a girl a bitch, bro, to their face.
I say behind the back.
I'm called Chris the R-word
Sorry, you weren't here Chris
Rage what you say
Listen, listen, it's not about what I said. It's it's about conversation mean, okay
I was thinking about it, who has more dumb moments?
Really out there, I see a lot of clips
going surfers in around the world.
When you do know I'm ranked number one smartest motherfucking
to WNL, it's Todd with two, actually kinda.
So that doesn't even make sense, Chris, next door.
Who is number one?
Number one, sauce.
Number one, sauce!
Are you crazy?
Yeah.
Who is number one?
Who is number one?
Smartest?
Yeah.
It's between me and agent.
Who did the ranking did you do a test? I did the rankings. I did the rankings. Okay. Well,
Why don't you do like an SAT?
David I'm David smarter than asian and you bro. Davis is a fashion designer now and I don't count
No, no, I'm just gonna play up, bro
What okay wait I thought we're doing overcooked no ain't said I want you to run a restaurant. I'm some games to shit niggas
You said what I have both
I just think play up is too hard for you guys. Oh my god
It's just, listen, in play-up, you have to like,
they have like conveyor belts and shit like that.
I can flip!
What do you mean?
What are you saying?
You're not saying anything right now.
Can you see? What are you talking about?
Are you talking about conveyor belts?
You're already confused.
That's what gain is like.
No, no, no, I'm not confused.
I'm confused as to how that would be hard for you.
Hey, Chris, Chris, I want to let you know these are my games.
I don't think my greatest is fucking Puggers be doing.
Let me tell you something.
If we fold, that would be hard.
If we fold and do the overcooked and not played up with we're caving it to us being fucking dumb, bro
No, we can't handle plate up. So that's
Overcooked is also hard
Oh, I'm saying overcooked is like a more fun hard compared to plate up is a more like you have to like organize the back room
Oh my god
We'll try to handle play-doh she can handle play-doh, okay, so we're getting over is it over over cook to over must over cook to is better than overcooked one
Okay, but it out of it
She's right, right, but we can I am right
No, no, that was a stupid person type of that
No
Yes, I think here. Let's just do we can we'll do a run of plate up and we can go to overcooked easy
It went on my budget
Okay, I'm downloading it right now installing. Okay, we're going so what was the order?
We're gonna do plate up first because I'm gonna prove you guys right that you're not gonna like and then we're gonna play over, okay?
You're about to be so shocked right now by me
game downloaded to I'm ready. Okay. I'm ready.
Well, yeah, is it over? Is it overcooked to see? You don't
listen.
Don't listen.
Robin, what I missed?
How let's do this.
Easy. Played up first.
Let's do this easy. Listen.
No, no, they got they got to two games.
Just one. Does anybody here have two team on steam?
Can I think we all have each other besides cutie wow, why do you play games with me?
Cuz you know we never have you know fuck with us you know fuck with us cutie. Yeah, you don't really fuck with us
Wait, what was that? I guess the word's out my bad
I'll give you my
Code yeah, let me get your code
What the pin say
I'm gonna put my code in the discord. Are you gonna leak it? Yes. I mean Chris might definitely
you put it in and delete it after yeah okay well did you get it no no okay okay absolutely
not all right okay i'm gonna stay on this screen just in case you could
way better yeah you could you could delete it okay it deleted
yeah oh shit friends add a friend add a friend oh fuck what would i do
You like that?
Black? Oh my God.
You like my friends so much.
I ain't see, I ain't see, I ain't see, I ain't know.
Oh my God, bro.
What?
Did you ask you that?
He's trolling, he's trolling.
Oh my God, bro.
He's trolling, bro.
He's trolling.
Shut up, bro.
Yo, is my steam only one, like, not Logan?
Yeah, I can't add it right now just leak that
I'm gonna get my code again, but I'm gonna hide my screen
Hey, come on, bro. Don't even bother. I know y'all saw that code, but
I know look hey, how do I even get to mine? How do I get to my messages in this? Oh my god? Oh my god?
I'm open in the game. Oh my god
Okay, this is cursed
What played up no my computer froze a little bit. Okay. We're ready. I got my game up
Yeah, you hear me?
Yeah.
Shoot her, Crap.
Yeah.
Wait, you back?
Yeah, I actually love the call.
I'm in the game though.
Yeah, how do you add friends on Steam?
You go to, at the top, you click friends and you click add friend.
Yo, I'm clicking friend and they ask nothing about it.
Yeah, that's what I say, okay, it's not loading bro.
Okay.
Ready, ready, ready.
You need your friend codes.
There's a join code though.
In the game there's a join code that we can do.
You feel me?
Okay, we can try that.
Yeah, we can do that.
Yo, I think I got Cajun and I'm off the wrong pipe.
You got what? In your pipe?
Cajun. Cajun season.
Cajun.
It kept sounding like you just said Asian.
Yeah.
And we love them.
Right, Dobson?
Hell no.
If it ain't black, it's whack!
Okay, all right, let's get it
You're evolving don't I like that yet you add that I'm joking at the end of everything now
You're gonna piss me the fuck off wait, okay, I'm scared. I'm gonna do online play
Yeah, I'm gonna do private. Am I in a tutorial?
Invite only laid out
I'll be honest. I don't know how to get
My gosh, it's Christmas day. I know I don't know how to get us a code
You don't know how to get us a code
Online play invite only
Who's the guys
Damn
I like a controller
He said agent
Agent go go go go in the first room and start getting backshots. Yeah, that's the gangsta shit though
That's the gangsta shit
We're about a fucking head against the backshots
Wait online play
Um, enter join code, boom, answer, I entered it.
Okay, Chris is in, I see Chris.
And then once you enter you have to hold the button to join.
Okay, Rage is in.
Okay, wait, oh okay.
Um, I don't think you're holding us back.
I don't want to like cause any drama about this, but you are.
Online.
Um, private, no, enter join code.
Copy paste.
I showed the code, but I pasted it back.
That's okay, you're in.
Oh
Yeah, and I have to hold a button so Chris and rage you have to hold a button so don't pay then you just have to hold a button to join now
I'm ready any button
Yeah, it literally it says hold any button. It literally says hold it. Yeah, so I'm a little confused why you're confused
but I
Yo, how I change my color
Okay, so unfortunately you'd have to get laser
I'm in my glory game, cutie.
Oh, you go to the mirror.
Okay, I think I'm probably going to the mirror.
Yeah.
Um, my controller isn't working.
Oh, look at this guy.
I'm going to your mirror, cutie, because my mirror's not working.
Why?
Yo, who's red?
Who's this red?
I don't think you're dumb.
I'm red.
I'm red.
Oh, I'm red.
I was-
I'm red.
Guys, I'm pink.
I'm not changing myself.
I'm red.
Yeah, how I change in the mirror excuse me
Why are you guys keep coming in my goddamn room you all have your own rooms?
Dot a bitch. What do you click? What are you at the mirror?
Yeah, what do you press at the mirror Judy?
Judy what I click at the mirror
You're in the mirror
Pushing exit the mirror. Oh, okay. Good shit
But why is it not working?
So we're gonna be either wait, what if we have to go to all? Yeah, who is my mirror?
Move motherfucker. No, I was already working for you. Oh
She's our controller. That's what she did by X
Are you an Xbox controller? Yeah
Yeah.
Wait y'all are both under the controller?
Yeah, oh my god.
Yeah, I'm under the controller.
Dude, y'all don't say how you moving in this game, bro.
I'm freaking out.
This is taking his ass when I get moving.
Chris.
What do you mean how are you moving?
Be fucking Pharrell, please.
Chris, be Pharrell, bro.
Don't know about y'all
Did you click on the game Chris? Yeah, my shit I'm moving out of it. I'm gonna do about the keyboard, bro
Oh my god, I'm so swagged out
twice
Don't join twice. How can I get a game twice when I'm much? Oh my god
You joined on controller and you joined on keyboard. I was this possible
K is right
Q
Ready E ping will be my little mouse
What the hell is happening what the hell is happening
Oh my god.
Maybe if I think hard enough, I can get rid of my other self.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
It's not working!
Oh my god.
I'm about to get pissed the fuck off!
Cover-up clone? Do it, silk!
Don't take me as Codwell Pope! It's not working for me!
It is I. It is us. We are one. My name is no longer Dante Villas-Tango Hope. I am...
Wait. Wait. Wait. Why is there two, two Dante's? Wait, where am I?
Wait, wait, what's happening?
kick that tainted kick it kick him
kick that motherfucker does it click remove input yeah let's start remove
and pull. Yeah. Yeah.
That's me. Oh my god, that thing is so
old. Wait, hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're weird. You're weird for that. You're weird for that.
You're weird for that. Yo, yo, yo.
Wait wait don't take read chat you're talking to yourself wait what they can hear me what
are they oh my chat can't hear you they're stupid they're dumb they think I'm talking
myself cuz they can't hear discordable hold on bro y'all are fucking droolers gang
Wait what do you mean Dante? I didn't say Dante
Yeah, you did you said Dante was talking to himself
Yeah, you said Dante's talking to himself
Oh, no, no, no, no, no I was talking to myself, I thought Dante was talking to himself
Wait, no, no, I was talking to myself, how do you change yourself in a mirror with the controller?
I'll click the square square. No, I'm talking it. Oh, baby. It's gonna your mirror, huh?
Maybe your mirror. No, you can go to any mirror. No, it has to be your bear has to be your bear
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yo, there's no black. I choose the paintbrush you choose the paintbrush
I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't be black.
No.
Whoa whoa wait.
You can't be white even if that makes you feel better.
No that'll make me feel better QT.
Are you changing are you gonna change from red?
No I'm saying red.
I'm saying pink.
Yeah let me keep red.
No no I want red.
I wanted to be red.
I want red.
Brother.
I don't know why it says that.
I might have said to the wrong input on this board.
No it's not.
Yo, these colors are so sharp.
You're practicing with the cats.
Hey Sean, I'm the streamer, okay?
You just stick this item buddy, okay?
Yo Chris, you got to change your colors as we can't start until you change from red.
I don't know why it says that.
Red!
No, no, no.
I'm red.
I locked it in.
I'm making a stand for it right now.
I'm not leaving I've got I'm red like I'm actually red
Those those
Those those
Yeah, Gigi Chris I did I did it
You're all right
Okay, wait does it matter for already what if you do that different fits on
Tell who I'm yelling at when you're all wearing the exact same outfit. That's right. That's racist. That's gotta be
No, I think you're blue. Why why would you think that?
Thank you. I think you I think you're a little racist. I'm blue
Hey
You're
I
Know Chris blue what you see I thought you maybe just one of those that can't see
I'm blue
It's bug
No, I'm orange
He's orange. Yeah, he's orange. You are red. Chris is blue. I'm orange Dante's yellow. Let's go
Well, it's also
yellow
Okay, look at your dirty look at your skin color. You're yellow
See you yellow, I mean, I'm literally right. I'm right here. No, you're yellow
Okay, yeah
Go go go go back in your room and change your colors right now
bro you heard a rage no I'm group leader go get us go don't they go go
change for a shit bro you're already don't be gonna see that red ass shit
complete bro doesn't change up in a child even if I change y'all are still
both red no Chris is blue I'm blue okay you can all stay red if you just
change your outfit rage okay Chris in the
I
Know I'll just change the hat I'll just change the hat
You can be the cat you can be the furry no no no I don't like that shit
Oh, Michael was it connected tape I'm a cape. Is it better? That's good. That's good enough for me
Okay
Yo, you're so ugly stop it sound weird though
Oh my god, this is his thing cutie. He's fucking he's old bro. He likes this shit
What am I down am I cool now
No, this is swag. This is swag. This is swag. Come on.
I'm doing white face.
Now you can definitely change your color because there's no point in changing red.
There's literally no point of you being red.
Yes, there is. It's the drip.
You can't even see your face. You're like literally a ghost.
He's doing white face.
Oh, can you please say like change your color?
Something. Something.
Let's fall in front of that head of your butt. Let's go. Let's run it.
Let's run this restaurant.
Okay. Guys, as a family, we have to choose.
Do you want to do stir-fry breakfast?
ties hot dogs or turkey
Security this is me
Okay, so which one you guys want to make?
Let's do Brefen, let's do Pisa, let's do Sylvester.
No hot dogs?
No, we're not going to start.
Let's do hot dogs, let's do hot dogs, let's do hot dogs.
Let's do Glizzy's, hot dogs, hot dogs.
Okay, let's do hot dogs.
All right, okay.
I know that we're doing like a stir fry.
Wait, is this overcooked or put up?
I don't even remember what we're on.
This is played up.
Okay, got it.
I know about that, I know what I'm like a stir fry.
Oh boy.
So what are we doing now, cutie?
I'm trying to find our layout, but we don't know.
Are you the head chef?
Are you considered head chef, cutie?
No, you're, this is your party leader, apparently.
No, no, you're head chef.
You're the boss right now.
You're head chef, you're head chef.
You're head chef, you're telling your employees
to do why do we need a game plan for some blizzies I mean I just don't like to
put on a plate I'm saying you're gonna fucking bottom put the fucking dick in
it but maybe put some sauce in it I guess like yeah okay trust it off yeah
we'll fucking see you know what you got in your hand cutie that's our layout
layout layout that's why I said you would like overcooked better cuz you
to do the dumb ass layouts wait are you washed wait oh my god cutie's wash oh my god you're not
washed okay i'm grabbing us an extra life because i know we're gonna need to freaking use it extra
life to make hot dogs yes uh okay get in here yo what can i pick up i want to pick something up
no stop it what is this come on is he traced in you're kidding beautiful show
I
How I grab it grab that
By the best workers before cutie if you would set that freaking down
No
Press put that down
Say please
We're locked. We're locked. Oh, yeah, bro. Oh
Now that's the joke's not funny. I
essentially
Yo, I wanted to test this if you do you get it? Yo, that's your big weird. Don't you actually be weirdo?
Okay, okay, okay
Activit active cards can be viewed at any time in the positive any active cards. Okay push push okay
Push okay
Yeah, did I push it next?
I'm here on my controller. It's a
Yeah, I click X. I can't tell who's fucking pushed it cuz you're all fucking red
Oh, I'm sorry. I was
Placing fun customers my
Year can I see your what the fuck did you just say?
All right. What's the deal? Okay. Oh, they have a four. They have a four. It's all
messed up. Okay. Yeah. What's your restaurant? But we have to change the
layout. Okay. We used to work at Wendy's. He definitely got to get on that grill,
bro. Yeah, I can get on grill, bro. Other way around. I do that for show for show.
What would you like to do, Dave? What would you like to do? I was just watching. So,
if you need me to watch some of this, let me know. This is not a good layout.
Um, right here by the front door, okay?
Yo, you're kidding. We're not put the fridge
I was a gayser. So put put that back
What I do is that the stone
Chris, I think Judy should explain to us why are we even doing a layout? What's the purpose of this layout?
Just to get there quicker. We yeah, so now we can serve people from here. We don't walk out and serve them
So I don't take those right next to the kitchen is wack though. That's ugly
Okay, come on. I think we play like right here. Okay. All right. Well, then we're gonna have to we're gonna have to have some
Some big conversations on who's doing what that's really far away rage. I don't think that's a good idea
I don't like saying that's an entrance to the door inside of restaurants
Maybe not right here. There's like a wash the door so
So that problem is then if you have to deliver like four glizzies you'd have to walk back and forth four times
Hey, let's do it right here. All right, nothing. Okay. Let's do this. Let's do this like this. This is the layout watch this lay out watch this lay out
Great, I changed the name of a restaurant like how'd you do that?
What is that what does that last one mean three niggas in a whitey oh like I'm white
yeah yeah like you were youtuber okay cool yeah I'm in okay but okay but I
would just hey just so everybody knows I didn't make that restaurant name
you know
It's turned on me really quick there. I would like to say that you're literally the owner buddy
I would rage is a group leader notoriously. He said he's a group
Don't get it fucked up outside of this restaurant. I'm rude. I'm really let's be honest, but this is not my room
So I'm gonna give it to cutie for right now. What are you doing? What are you changing?
I'm changing it.
So?
They're making more, uh, I'll show it off.
No, I'm not moving.
I got it.
We're keeping the sink here, bro.
You feel me?
Nobody touches it.
Hey, Judy.
Okay.
What do you need me to do?
I think we're close to good.
I'm going to move the ketchup out here.
Okay.
So who wants to be Busboy?
Who?
What?
Chris does.
Chris does.
Chris does.
Okay.
So Chris, you're in charge of when they're done eating, grabbing their plates and washing them, okay?
Oh my gosh, you're just like my old job.
You okay with that?
Yes. Uh, can we leave the sink right here?
If, yeah, if that's what you wanted.
Yeah, let's go.
Okay, but then you have to bring the plates back to this.
What do you think we should put this security awesome gangsta shit though
plate with a plate there really wants to sink there oh no don't move that you
want it like that though when I get there when the customers get their hands
messy that's like the snowing it's like the Christmas
season. Yeah, good days. I
just I just think maybe our
customers are different colors.
Whoa. All right. Right. Good.
Change it, bro. Well, we're
going to change it.
What's that change to tap? Okay.
And add it in. Catch up duty.
Chaotic. So flotation device.
Yeah, that's what they type in bro like they just be time to shit
I think Dante wants to squirt the ketchup on no count. Okay, so Dante
Okay, you're gonna stand here and when they want ketchup you have to grab a ketchup bottle and take it to them
Oh, that easy. That's easy. You got squirtin' in their mouth, too
You're spitting a fucking kitchen for this mouth, bro.
And then, Rage, you'll be with me in the kitchen.
Yes, I'm in the house.
Are you guys ready?
Wait, hold on.
My camera's tweaking.
There's one thing I got to fix.
Mike, mute to mute to mute.
Dante, you'll probably have to help with busing.
OK, but I can bust.
I'm good at busing.
You're going to do great, Chris, but just in case.
I don't know.
I got him.
So for so thank you. Thank you. Okay, no rage. Are you ready?
And there's a thing. I'm not crazy. Yeah, I don't really I don't really we really should change the name of the restaurant.
Blessing. Blessing. I thought we changed it.
It's feel I feel like rage is still working on spelling something.
Just write something back. Come on.
No, we need some cool. We need some comp shit. We actually need some comp shit.
No, we need some calm shit, okay, I'm gonna go pee really quick and by the time I come back
I'm ready to start. Yep
Okay, what are we going boys? We gotta think like it glicks up
Glicks up is kind of calm. We need to make any sticky. We have to lickety sticky. Yeah
Like I thought it rolled up the tongue
if you're hungry and a deputy, come over to Glickity Stickity.
Oh, that's hard.
I shit.
Man, I did Glickity Stickity.
Let me put that glick in.
Oh, that's nice.
It's calm.
Hey, Dr. Tavius, what are you doing?
Dr. Tavius?
I don't know.
I'm just looking.
I don't know how to feel about it though.
It is looking like it's just
Listen listen listen I
Think he's regretting this and she's probably gonna leave
Yes, that's it I think our calm is probably tell her to get the fuck out of her aboard
that's all that's all that's all I look at it and stickity okay all right if
you guys are ready ready why what am I gonna do in here so I know so I'm not
you know tell me you all you'll you're gonna grab a hot dog on the fridge
you're gonna put the hot dog on the pan you're gonna put the hot dog in the
bun you're gonna put the hot dog on the plate actually part of your job
Dante is to come grab the plated hot dogs and serve them to people yeah
Okay
Okay, so grab a hot dog rage
And put on the soul
Okay, and then hey, well, I'm gonna be sticky where you can get a sticky
Go take their orders. Oh, where are your orders coming soon, sir? You just got away
Oh
Chris
All right.
Chris, you just watch your wife.
I did.
You're watching.
Get out of my kitchen.
Let me watch it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
OK, hurry up.
Everybody, everybody, play hard here.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Here's your hot dog.
Looks like I can do all the work, right?
Can we get a mop on the floor?
We got some dirty stains here.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
I got nothing to do with it.
I need a little bite.
I need one stick.
I need one stick.
I need one stick.
I need one stick.
I need one stick.
I need one stick.
I need one stick.
No, no, no, because the other one doesn't have a hot dog, so they're gonna leave.
They're gonna, we're gonna lose.
Okay, they got their hot dog.
Good job.
Why did you give him garbage?
Who gave him garbage?
You said that.
They can suck the dog shit.
I'm throwing it.
I'm throwing it.
I'm throwing it.
I'm throwing it.
I'm throwing it.
I'm throwing it.
I'm throwing it.
I'm throwing it.
I'm throwing it.
Why did you put it in?
I'm throwing it.
I'm throwing it.
What?
I'm throwing it.
I'm walking the clickety stick.
Your order will be up right momentarily.
So give me one second.
I'm taking the back.
Wait, throw this out.
I'm done.
Get me my fucking plates!
I need you to come on!
I was doing clean!
Clean!
Clean my floor!
Clean this kitchen duty!
I'm done!
Get it clean!
I'm done!
I'm done!
Get it clean!
I'm done!
I'm done!
Get me!
Get me!
Okay.
Alright everybody.
I mean, I'm doing three different jobs.
Okay?
Yeah, I'm taking orders and I'm cleaning the- it's just too hard for me to-
You're out of that shit!
Reset it!
Reset it!
Why are there so many dirty plates in that big clean?
I'm not gonna lie, get that big application.
Get that big application.
I'm gonna make you more hot than the old clean plates.
Come on, come on, please.
That's the most.
Please, I'm like just lost in text.
I used to approach all of my resume.
I used to work at Burger King.
I used to be at this office.
Hit X, hit X, hit X.
Just push X, hit enter.
And we're, you know, we're just kind of reset as a family.
Come on, come on.
We need good comms.
We actually need good comms.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Cutie. Tell me what is Chris's job?
I'm not going on here. You leave me in the kitchen, just let me know because I'm not
going to get your fumbling right now. Chris? Chris? I need you to tell us as a family what
you think you were doing. Yeah, that's what I was just doing all the way that night.
Yeah. Well, he just blew it out. He actually blew. What the fuck? Okay, so first thing
I did was I was a dishwasher attempt. Come on, James. Do you think you did that, though?
I think this is starting to stack up as it got busier, you know, after switch from the whites only to the glickity stickity
Definitely we got more customers. So it caught me off guard, you know, it wasn't what I expected
You know what I'm saying? So if we're gonna, you know, just go is this Chris? Let me tell you
Your role is so very pivotal because if the place don't get clean
We can't make hot dogs if we can't make hot dogs the customers are upset and don't take this call
We're fucking Pope if I hear them Donald Trump coms one more fucking time
I mean we might spend a lot of money on these glass plates that we get to these
I'm just saying you have one job do it. Okay, okay
You tense was for
Okay, so listen Chris this is really important when you wash a plate
You want to watch this and the customers Chris? We don't even have a bathroom, bro
We can't even get them niggas to see
Chris after you watch
Okay, so this is your you two both yours is by your ketchup, okay? So when you're done washing a plate Chris
It's gonna say it's clean. You're gonna bring it over here. Okay, Dante. You're gonna clean plates over here. Got it
What with clean plates over here? Yep. Yeah, so you're gonna grab the dirty plates and then bring the clean plates over there
Okay, I'm gonna let you know right now. I'm so much better than all these dudes. I already got it already
I'm already locked in. Okay. You've already got it great
And you want to wait until their glizzies are
Listen, listen Judy that's I'll be how come I was I was caught wasn't our look at me
You know how you panicked you were doing. Okay. What do you mean?
It's his first day it's his first day you're gonna do better
Guys ready now
We're calm let's go
I
Get inside!
Get inside!
Chris!
Clean your fucking place!
I'm back, bro!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is green.
What do you mean?
My back is really good!
I have one job, Chris!
Is your glissie stickity?
Hold on, sorry.
Here's your...
Here's your...
Need a plate, need a plate, need a plate!
Put a plate on the glissie right here, Chris!
There's a glissie right here!
There you go, glissie stickity.
Got two glissies on the grill right now, two glissies on the grill!
Hey, hey, glissie stickity, stickity, stickity.
Put a big glissie there.
Oh, shit.
There you go.
Oh my god.
You're dirty
Clean up the floor
You catch up on the side, all right. Oh, we need to get I got
Okay, don't buy anything. What do you mean? Do not
Already placed. Oh god. We need points
Don't buy anything. Come on. Come on. We need place though. Hang out. What is that? What is that?
This is a research desk. This is really important. Okay, but what about these plates right here, bro? I'm gonna put it in the
I'm deciding what says
I'm deciding. I'm group leader. We're getting this
Wait, no, no, we're not getting that
What is this a buffet? We're getting this. What is that?
That's really good. Can you talk to us head chef? What's really good? Explain what we're doing.
Buffet is really good because then we don't have to serve it. They'll just walk up and take it off of there.
Oh, we don't have enough money for it because we're broke.
Yo, what are you doing you drawer?
Can I talk to you?
I'm hustling.
Why are they all outside and stuff?
I don't want to play with it.
I want to play.
I
Chris I actually
Okay, so okay, go again. Sorry. Yeah, so
A lot like I'm a greening customers
I bought a couple hot dogs outside so the customers can smell it
I feel like the other guys they doing like cool like they're all right, but I feel like they do
So what do you think it should change like I feel like I feel like first
clickety-stickety we should have that's first off I feel like it's a bunch of
stuff we can do and I just watch it this is they look I talked to the customers to
say hi how you doing washing the dishes washing dishes bro maybe maybe would
you feel comfortable being like maybe if I promoted you to like the social media
manager yeah that's why I was asking for a raise I know the other guys
I
Did you not realize he has the easiest job in this whole restaurants?
Okay, I'm gonna pay $2
Yeah
Okay
Okay, all right
Okay, Chris, so you gotta wash that now.
Okay, don't complain.
This feels like working for the family.
These are plates, these are plates, these are plates.
Thank you, thank you.
Need another plate?
Need another plate set?
Okay, you're good.
So, Chris, Chris, you should come clean our plates.
I guess I washed this dish.
I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. We need some plate stat. We need some plate stats.
We got two legs on the stone. Put it down, Chris.
Got you with a plate. Okay, so that's going to need a plate.
I didn't even have a plate. Okay.
No, no, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? No!
Why is this? What the heck is that?
It feels like Chris.
Not even put it. You're trying to step on customers.
That's all I can do today.
There we go.
I'm going to get a lesson from you.
Oh, can you bring this to the back?
I need my floors clean! I'm slipping on semen!
Oh, I'm cleaning up!
Yeah, I need another T-disc.
I need two T-disc. I need a plate!
Oh, shit.
There you go. Enjoy your time.
Oh, okay.
30 plates. I guess I'll watch this.
Okay, there you go.
Okay, break it.
Do you like that? Yes or no?
This is working.
I'm making a bunch of food and the semen on the floor and I'm slipping.
I'm making a bunch of food and the semen on the floor and I'm slipping.
I'm slipping.
I'm slipping.
Yo yo we gotta get the kitchen in order. I'm making a bunch of food and the semen on the floor and I'm slipping
You know Sam you could help clean up the semen. It would be more useful than what you're currently
What
Okay, but not in the kitchen no bro
bring out a uh uh uh uncle type doctor table four yeah no no i thought i i i
really i was russin and you know doing all the chaos i was just i thought he was
conducting bro are you two gonna watch this
there was nothing they're just today or am i gonna do them
cutie come here cutie i'm sorry about that sometimes yeah okay oh my god
this motherfucker what are we doing right now motherfucker
what do we do about that motherfucker he's not lasting a week
We just don't have much choice like I think you're okay. I think you're okay. I think I need to clean the floor
I'm over here putting glicks in in the bonds. I'm slipping
Okay, so I mean you see you have to give that up you're gonna have to give that up yo Chris
I
This job is so fucking easy right
The hardest part of the job only the most skilled
Talents can do this
I need you to clean the semen on the floor in the kitchen
You have to be skilled to do it. No, I don't know if you could do it. I don't know if it's your expertise
Is that it's that actual semen is the sauce and the juices from the Glyk's Christex Christopher
You understand me, but only the top notch of individuals could clean that type of stuff off the kitchen
I don't think they got what it says.
I don't think you do.
Yo, it was good, man.
Can we start the next step before I blow my brains out?
Yeah, let's do it.
OK, sir.
If you see a mess, just clean it high, Chris.
Because only you can do it.
They can't do that shit.
If we see dishes, 30 dishes, we wash them.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah.
That is ready enough.
He put me on game.
He's ready.
Do we upgrade anything that round?
No, we didn't have any money.
Yo, how did I have money?
I got you this.
I got you this.
So cum doesn't spill right here.
Welcome to the Glickie.
He's stuck in the Glickie.
I got to get to the glitz on the way.
Two glitz on the way.
How you guys doing?
Glicks are ready, glicks are ready, glicks are ready, glicks are ready.
Hi, welcome to Glickity's.
I'd like to speak to you to watch you on the world.
Oh, wait, why, why can't we do that?
Well, if you preload them with funds.
Oh, that's calm.
Glickity, stick it in.
You want to know what it is?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Just come sit on the floor.
I'm slidin' on, say it again.
Chris, don't get in the car.
Of course, please. I broke up.
I'm slidin' on, say it again.
There you go.
Oh, hey.
There's more seasoning.
More seasoning.
You guys doing good?
Come on in.
There's one more Glickity Stickity.
I'm cleaning.
I'm cleaning.
Clean all the same.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Welcome come on
No, this one, no, this one.
Yes, we're gonna get it.
We're gonna get it.
Here, here, here.
Damn it, we lost it.
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at?
It was the person outside, they were too cold.
Oh my God, wait.
Chris, you're not gonna fucking freeze to death!
Wait, Chris, Chris, what the fuck are you doing?
You do that.
So, can I talk?
I'm not sorry.
Yeah, Chris.
So, when there was a couple of customers
that was outside and unsure that they wanted to even
coming to our stabbing set that we greatly call
correct and now, Lickety Stickety.
It was like three, like three, boom, standing outside,
just standing outside, just with the curiosity.
And it's just like, I convinced them to come in there great
and come and get their steak.
You get what I'm saying?
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna say this,
I'm gonna say it nicely.
Okay, so we're running a fucking restaurant
that's inside, stay inside!
Wash dishes, bring them to the table
so that the fucking Lickety Stickety
can be prepped for the customer.
Okay, you know they was talking about leaving right it was very talking about leaving and I convinced them to come
They would leave they don't deserve our business that's a fat you see the fucking time click any fucking sticky game
Now we have a fucking dead body right hand they fucking died outside Chris next door fucking died
But it's okay bro. Listen, listen, listen. Is that all your fault? Is it team thing?
Is that all your fault?
We're going to bump back.
Well, I don't know about it.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. It's all your fault Chris.
Chris?
Chris?
Well guys, I mean like cut me some slack. It's leaning.
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
I know thank you for talking to the customer outside, bro. Yeah, it's like dude. Like my brother. He's like
Like he's like he's like hell. Let's trust out, bro. You saw me, you know
This muffler. Yeah, yeah, your brother stress so you're lower the bills
We both broke
All right, I got three baby mamas and they fishing because I'm working overtime all day and day
You think I can fuck about what you got going on with some fucking brother? Okay?
Now we're bragging. Okay. Let's start the day. We've got this. I did it in an order now. See the rage. Yes
Yeah, like that. Yeah. Yeah. So you just go down the line
I can talk again bro. I feel like I don't believe this dude is this like self-reliable
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I heard I heard what you posted on Instagram, okay?
And I'm gonna be honest that was the worst if I ever heard in my life
You didn't like us?
Tickety tickety tickety tickety tickety tickety.
Tickety tickety tickety.
I didn't, I didn't like it.
Did you not see the comments?
They were all saying, what the fuck is this?
Bro needs to hang it up.
Listen, let's lock it in here.
Let's get past these three.
Oh my God, it's started, it's started, sir.
Yo, welcome to Glickety Stiggity,
where you can get a stiggity all over.
Glickity.
Oh, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Come on out, Glickety Stiggity!
What are you looking at, bro?
Inside!
You're going to need to get it right.
That's a different...
I mean, watch this.
I'm gonna be the best watcher to take out in history.
I'm working in the area.
Glicks on the way.
Glicks on the way.
Glicks on the way.
Glicks on the way.
Remember, you can slow down on the orders.
You can slow down.
You can give it some time.
You can make some time, you know?
Yeah, OK.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Watch this.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
You did it.
OK, Chris, you just took some points.
That's how you clean the plate, Chris.
It's not it.
OK, Chris, you're the one that chose to put the things
Okay
get this customer inside. Hey get to outside bro.
I need a bonnet. I need a bonnet.
Go get to outside.
Take it inside.
Click on those. Click ready.
Click ready.
Go. Go. Get inside.
Right now.
Right outside.
Right outside.
Right now.
Right now.
Right now.
Go inside! Go inside! Go inside! Go inside! Go inside!
Go inside! Go inside!
There we go!
Alright, come on, come on!
Oh my god!
Leave!
Oh my god, bro, maybe you go for that talent flop thing bro. Oh shit
Okay, oh my god
Okay, both of these are really bad.
What? What is it?
So we either have to choose between broccoli cheese soup as a starter, which I don't think we're capable of,
or customers order without waiting.
Oh my God. Are you serious?
Wait, wait, add broccoli cheese soup as a starter, because there's order without waiting.
That's gonna be too much, man.
Let's do the broccoli cheese soup.
Well, okay.
I don't know if I don't know if it's a service then it's a service okay all right instant service
Chris go to the right real quick let's go to the right are you here either yes
so that's the last you want to go to the right there you go okay all right okay okay we get some
upgrades to tp please i'm hoping we can get please how much money do we have we definitely need plates
Um, so we only have 88 bucks. We're saving up for 120 because that will help us a lot
but let's see
Okay, low key we need this dining table and then we also need these plates
Chris okay Chris are you okay?
I don't like how does it go? Oh
He's been sitting in silent game this whole time
Okay, I'm sorry I'm coming I was just working but I guess I can do this
I
Don't know about the booty shit no more
where you like
That's Chris like well, it's like I'm trying to do the soundcloud shit. I'm trying to be a
Wash this attack. I'm trying to be a waiter. You know, you know, yeah, you guys don't even consider me to be a waiter
me
You don't feel like you work here
But he could get better, he could get better, right?
QT?
Yep, okay.
All right, hold on.
Okay, QT, can you just please hear my skills?
Okay, we're all the same.
You can't be like that.
It's rickety, rickety, you can't be like that.
I got a stick on your glicky, got a glicky on your stick, you let it rip.
Uh-oh, we rip it through his back.
Yeah, that's right here on the track.
Right here, and I got right here, and that's like, what do you think?
It's so good you know what would make it even better
Mom make a fucking fool or Chris
Mom make a fucking fool or Chris
Wait hold on hold on
Wait no no Chris what the
I quit
What the hell
I'm going to be a rapper
Okay Chris hold on
Fuck you
I can't do this anymore
Oh my god
I'm not apologizing for that I think I think I don't think he's mopped the floor one time
Qt
We gotta give you like that come on out of that car. I could erase for that. Come on
I guess the top of something you don't get a raise for that. What the fuck I avoided retarded. It's that mentally challenged
Okay, yeah, okay, but those like bear minimum, but we're proud of you. We're proud of you
Somebody you know, you don't actually quit though, right, bro
You know
Nigga how we gonna run this restaurant without you's glickity spiky spiky and there's no glickity stickity without the equity
glue that stick for the glue you know I'm saying but you you might not be the
glue that stick for the egg but you are the egg for the glue to make it stick
wow that's beautiful you did what I was saying
you can fuck this shit man it fuck the good fuck you can fuck this shit again
man it bro y'all niggas always talk shit on me bro just because I couldn't
watch it I mean especially that Dante making saying I can't watch this shit
Like I wasn't doing my thing down to you didn't mean any of those things you were saying, right?
You're so bad
see what i mean bro you see what i mean bro you see what i mean bro you see what i mean
she's had a vendetta with me since the beginning bro just what i'm saying two guys are my rappers
two guys are my fucking rapper bro yeah yeah yeah yo i'm out i'm out bro hey man click these
things you mind i love y'all this for life ma'am she admitted chris chris you mind she had a vendetta
since I first started working at this bitch while I'm telling you bro I played
her my music first day bossy if she walked away bro I'm telling you
Judy why the fuck would you say that dumbass obviously she sucks he's
autistic plus a lot of them motherfuckers what am I supposed to do just a lot on
me don't he's not helping what are you freaking doing over here don't take
me over it we're over it all right let's just start the day and see how it
Okay, Chris, maybe you'll find out you and your work cuz he's gonna immediately just go outside and try to talk to the customers
And convince them to come in. Okay. Well, I don't know why he does that Chris the customers are coming in no matter
Bro, you know I'm saying like fuck you bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was gonna talk to you know
I didn't talk to the customers to tell him. Hey. Hey. Hey guys listen to my music
No, you know that and then I don't respond back. So I'm not here bro. Fuck you guys
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Chris, let's just go.
Let's just see how this shit goes.
Chris, let's just see how this shit goes.
Chris, hold your horses.
Or you guys make fun of me this whole fucking time, bro.
I'm making fun of you.
I'm making fun of you.
We're gonna be more customers, bro.
Fuck you, guys.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh my god, bro.
What the fuck?
Chris, it's gonna be really hard to rejoin, I think.
Yeah, dude, I know oh my gosh, bro. He left. Oh my gosh
Hey, is this connect Chris?
Left of all Chris
I'm gonna hold him to rejoin. No, I don't think he's rejoining
Because there's no way he actually quit. I think he actually quit
We only made it four days
Oh wait, hold on pause, he has an ad, he has an ad so technically he made it, I think
ugh.
He has a sponsor?
Yeah, he has a sponsor.
Are you serious?
He has a sponsor, he has a sponsor.
So did we technically only make it four days or did we?
No, we've only made it three days, we haven't even made it to day four.
No, we made it to day four, we just, we could have gone further, but external sources stopped
us from going further.
You understand what I'm saying?
We can keep playing.
I'm gonna be honest, it wasn't even like, like him being, like, he wasn't doing anything.
I bet.
Let's do it.
Let's see what we can do without him.
Let's go.
All right.
Okay.
Let's go.
We don't need Chris.
We don't need Chris.
No, I really, I really don't think we do.
I'm not trying to be mean to him after he left to go make money
I'll lay the plates out. There you go. Hey, welcome to clickety-stickety. Yeah, we're kind of short staff
So just be patient with us. All right, too much ready on the go
Here's your clickety-stickety immediately ask me for ketchup. Oh, here you go. I'm pretty fucking smooth
So you just walk in and chill and shit. I like you really
Take your kitty, place in the place.
Hey, welcome to kitty's kitty.
Nice.
Here we go.
All right, you need any ketchup?
All right, no, all right.
Have a good day.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
I like that.
Oh, great.
Put the plate back.
There you go.
Do you need ketchup?
All right, W ketchup server.
All right.
OK.
Nice.
Put this here.
OK, I'll shut the plate back.
OK.
Clean some of the sand.
Clean some of the sand in a moment.
Clean some of the sand in.
OK.
Put this here.
Are we efficient?
Are we moving the fisher right now?
OK, we're moving.
Yeah, we're cruising.
Honestly, somehow we're doing better than on Christmas.
It's kind of crazy.
This has been insane.
Yeah, I think you can just look at the bar, right?
OK.
Oh, you got that.
OK.
That's a glitch.
That's a glitch.
Let's play over here.
Nice.
Places full, places full, places full, places full.
I don't know what to do.
I'll give you a click.
Hey, I'll give you a click without a play.
I'll give you a click without a play
to get to this room, Hucker.
I got so many plates.
You have so many plates.
Nice.
Yeah.
All right.
Glicks on the stove, I have a cum stand right here.
Watch this right there.
Hey, welcome to the beauty stick. We'll be doing a momentarily
What is this phone thing doing like what's the phone?
But like we only do it when we're like so far ahead which we were really far ahead this time. Okay, we need one more hot dog
Right there hot dog right there customers aren't coming today. Hey, but oh shit. Well slow down or what?
We were just efficient. Talk to me. No, we're just really nice. I was smooth. Yeah. Oh my god. That was calm
Way easier. Well, I think I think it you know, you're holding us back
Yeah, how the fuck how did we?
Short time you did it. I mean we had extra plates so that helps
Chris will add Chris was he was bringing in customers, wasn't he?
So we have more customers with Chris
Yeah, okay
So we won
Yeah, we're on day five. We're gonna buy this. It's day five. Oh, bro. This shit goes all the way to how many days
Damn so it's easy
Wait, oh shit, wait.
I believe if we put...
What the hell is that guy?
I think if we put hot dogs on this, people will walk up and grab them instead of having
to be served.
Oh!
But I'm not 100% sure how it works.
Oh.
Wait, look.
So it is, customers will take food directly from here.
That's nice.
So that's kind of nice.
Yeah. So maybe we just like kind of put him right in here.
We have eight dollars now.
I'm back a lot guys.
Look at these stickers.
I feel the same no more, bro.
Okay, you can change the name.
Yeah, man.
I look he miss him.
Yeah, it is way quieter without him yelling at the customers to come in when they were coming in anyway.
who workers one rest restaurant who workers one restaurant okay we're going for like two girls
one cup there hello you what was the what was the thing the name what what was the next what's the
name two workers one restaurant well like what does that mean there's three of us
You feel like one of us isn't pulling our weight.
It's a quiet.
Yo, I have to run, I have to run.
Yo, no.
Wait, hold on.
I'm going to go back in there until I have to run though.
yo yo yo what is going on my shit just breaks did it yes she just breaks you
didn't change the name of the rest of what one restaurant yeah why are people
saying he got to add he has the same sponsor as Chris rage you set up my
seem like in bed no no no listen listen listen listen listen i let it be known right everything
has to stop at nine because chris has an ad we both have ads but the tamiya's car will
pop got alive one hour late you didn't tell anybody that anything had to be done at nine
Oh
You thought
I said what start time and he said between seven and nine EST I said start time. I didn't know
So he said you're 79 and you thought oh no knock out him clock. No, I don't fuck up like that
Now don't take this cold little pope bring it to you cuz you two was here
This ain't about cute the same about you cutie cuz you was here at seven so I worried about you
Now take this couple of pope
Jesus he left what he's gone wait. Why
What the fuck, what the fuck have you worked?
You're on this goddamn restaurant all by yourself with your dumb asses, it's worse set up in the entire world.
Hold on to me quite frankly, when we're locked in though, when we're locked in, tell me more on comp.
Tell me more on comp, cutie.
We weren't called.
You!
Huh?
media or grass restaurant.
Oh, you don't you don't mean that because that's our first time on it and you did pretty good.
We made it to day five and we did day four with good for toddlers.
You saw how good we did without Chris.
Well, and Chris brought hella customers, more customers than you could.
No, he he.
OK, you don't know you're defending and I could mad mad.
I put my glissies in.
Let's give it a big who put my glissies.
Where are you?
You did because I was doing 12 jobs.
OK, you have fun with your little ad.
OK, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
Well, the 19th Play-Doh game is 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. EST worked for you that day.
Every single person received this test and everybody said yes.
I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said,
time is this at and he said 7 p.m. so
I thought that was a start time okay listen though you're good you can you
up on time okay we're here
two hours for gaming huh what is this
postage it was that side two hours for
game you think we're gonna beat that in
two hours no because here's the thing
I had a add at 5 p.m. they got canceled
at 5 p.m. because I wrote to kill went
down did what I'm saying I wrote to
keep back up that's what I agree
Yeah, you know only because we have a sponsor because you only come at that.
You're stuck. I gotta go. I gotta run.
Goodbye.
Don't say goodbye like that.
Say it nice. Bye.
I never play video games ever again.
Judy, you don't mean that.
I mean that.
Cutie, you don't mean that with my whole heart.
You don't mean that.
We'll see.
See in the next lobby.
You never, Judy.
Think about it.
Me, you, Dante, Chris.
Overclocked part two.
You don't even know the name.
You don't even know the friggin name.
We're not even playing overcooked right now.
Me, you, Dante, Chris next door, plate it up.
Come on, part two movie.
All right, we'll see.
You need more than two hours, freaking idiots.
Yeah, on a regular day, on a day we don't have to fill me.
Hurry up.
OK, I got a camera on my ass.
Bye. Bye.
Thank you, Kitty.
Bye. I said, thank you.
You're welcome.
Hmm
She not mad
I'm not mad. Oh, what the why you still here?
You're in the call leave the call. I'm gaming. You know, I'm still playing the game you left idiot
I'm trying to finish this restaurant for us
The restaurant fucking sucked anyway, okay, bye you fucking suck
Fired you out of that fire nigga a real game. I gotta run chat. I'm gonna see y'all tomorrow
We're streaming tomorrow though. We shouldn't have all we weren't gonna stream today
but since shit got fucked up we gonna shit me get them all because the
I was supposed to be live earlier, but I wrote to get got fucked. Yeah, so we're gonna be live again tomorrow
Offline ad yeah, it's not it
It means in Miami
So the certain event that's going on right now that y'all should probably watching
All right, I'll lay on this
Oh, I'm out of Patreon.
We did Patreon, I mean, I guess we could do it.
Raid QT?
Okay, how do I raid?
Oh, I don't know how to check.
Slash, raid.
Spell QT's name.
QT.
Everybody join that everybody join that everybody join that shit join that raid
Join the raid we out of here. All right, we go. I love y'all niggas to the death to the motherfucking death nigga
to the death
Show cutie some love. Oh, yeah, I'm so late. Oh my god. All right
We go we go we go we go
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