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All in color, down on top
13 cars and I'm still gonna walk
I had them all in the day
Now I got behind me they didn't need me
Shit, shit, shit, shit
I'll be step by drip when I walk
I'll be impressin' around when I walk
I'll get your bitch out the jeep
To the wall
Yeah, step on the beats and I walk
Keep on sliding
Organs keep on dyin'
Spin around, spin around
Step down, step down
Step in
Chad step it.
Chad.
Chad, stop it.
Chad, can you step it?
Chad, step it.
Chad, Chad, fucking, Chad, step it.
Yo, Chad, step it.
Chad, step it.
Are you stepping it?
All right, prove it.
All right, prove it.
Prove you're stepping it.
Let me see you stepping it.
What's the one?
What's the two?
What's the one, two, three, five?
It's really bad, but it's gotta be, and it's fully loaded, it's my A to B, oh it's good but I need not karate, just my A to B.
My couple ain't too dope, but you gotta pay for this.
What's good y'all?
That bitch with me, you killed four tonight.
I wonder how my kids are gonna raise me.
What's good y'all?
Actually, I'm not lost, but where is my bounce chair though?
I haven't seen my bounce chair since I came back.
Where was I gone for a long time from?
No? Wait, wait, I think he's in here.
I swear on my life, I haven't seen my voucher, hold on.
Okay, okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.
I thought the cleaners threw it out,
cause it's broken.
We gotta do surgery on that motherfucker.
We need the voucher back.
Remember you're broken, yes,
but I thought the cleaners threw it out.
It's still safe, it's still safe.
Oh, oh fucking pastor. Oh, I dig I scare for a second y'all remind me y'all remind me. Let's get back to our bounces
Josh Joshua a
What the fuck was that sound?
Did y'all hear that?
Hold on, we gotta shoot.
Okay, I'm scared.
Something cracked, bro.
Something, I got something just cracked.
Y'all heard that shit?
My favorite droolers streamer.
How y'all doing?
My young boys and girls.
My lovers.
Lonely motherfuckers
What's going on? How y'all feeling? How y'all doing? How's y'all Saturday?
Which I'm not going a tell me my title not facts though. Is my title not facts
Let my title not facts
J extra things for five get is my love verb appreciate that out of you play boy
Appreciate those ones out of you game
Uh, god, bro, it's cool. It's cool to be bitchless or niggalist, bro
It's cool as long as I'm bitchless y'all are bitchless, bro
Y'all can't have holes if I don't got no holes, bro
And soon as man
by do
We gotta have a talk I ain't gonna lie. This is a new awakening. I'm having
We got to change your label, bro. I don't know if I'm feeling I don't know if I'm jacking that shit no more
I don't think we asexual no more chat. Okay, I
Don't think we asexual no more, bro
I don't know, bro
I don't know. I don't think we asexual no more, bro
Like I
Don't know. I'm feeling weird, bro
We gay we not gay. Yo, what you talking about? We gay, bro. What are you talking about?
We're not gay, bruh. We're not gay. We're not gay, bruh.
We say, no, no, no, no, hold on. Hold on. Nobody's making me unasexual.
But like ever since, bro, that tiny little bit gave me PTSD, bruh.
She was claiming asexuality.
I can't be in the same convoy with those freak, bruh.
I think of asexual.
I think about her saying that shit and I want video.
I can't be aligned with her and no type of way, bruh.
I need something new.
I need to feel something again, bro.
She ruined it for me, no cap, like dead ass.
She ruined that shit for me, bro.
If y'all could, if I could have my memory
wiped through that whole situation, shit.
I'm still asexual.
Homosexual, demisexual.
What the fuck is a demi?
Pansexual, sepio-sexual.
Ain't that humans?
Congrats, what the fuck are you saying?
Autosexual, what?
I always knew you was gay
since I seen that pic of you in high school.
What picture what picture? I'm a tiny she'd push me a high school. There's some some fucking I was I had some shit
sitting on my lap nigga for you to my
You want a war for you what it was I want oh fucking Emily Awards. Let me work one two. I
Was saying they can say we want to watch that
It was time we won two awards game. They were saying one and they were saying we want three
32
Most in history wait what that's most of history gotta be cat. Oh
33 brah
My one for wait, huh? Why didn't say that was most of history there?
Why wait why I didn't stand out most in history, bro?
What do you mean?
Why you just jazzed me like that?
To help your ego.
Maya won five.
Holy fuck.
Yo, she broke, she broke it, bro.
She broke it, bro.
Maury cooked you.
What did Maury win?
Agents one six
All right, man, then why were you all lying to me like that y'all catch me up for nothing
Okay, but you know what's crazy it matters. Which awards are we talking you feel me who won like the
Highest like is it like a streamer of the year?
Such it your daily plug
They got the and they got the tabbed up they got I think they got the time to is this you know
Is it all I go like chat this might be a stream without G over he pre-sent links before he went out to the movie
I think you will find it 33 won most the awards
Omg rage
You're so right. I'm so lonely come cuddle me right now. I miss your embrace
Okay, let me dust it. Let me unpack that
You didn't miss something you would have had to have experienced it. You understand me
So what do you mean you miss my embrace when have I ever embraced you queer when has it
ever happened tell me he did when you was with me miss your embrace all right but look
Here we go through some Twitter links. Oh my god, what's been going on though in the in the world, bro?
Barbarian
I told you I think it's yeah, hey my chatters are weird. I told you this one time
When I was in middle school and I told you guys I was Barbadian you're like what you're a barbarian
And then motherfuckered I know Geo making the whole laugh right now. He's so tough
Y'all glazing mods now
Y'all glazing my mods bro, Geo gets enough glaze shut out
He gets enough glaze bro. You already keep you already keep glazing bro, bro. We know Geo him, bro
What?
Rage?
Are you listening?
Yes.
Seriously?
Are you listening?
Yes.
When the fuck are you going to play the new Pokemon game?
Didn't Duke not convince you to play it on stream?
Listen, don't worry about what me and Duke are playing, bro.
I'm just gonna be me and Duke, mind your own business, bro.
Don't worry about what me and Duke got going on, bro.
Me and Duke got going on between me and Duke, bro
You feel me? I'm gonna play what I want to play
You know
Chill chill chill they for the 146 subs during that hype train chat y'all so go to y'all so calm
W46 subs they're the hype train D1 D1 what bitch? I'm on something for what?
Listen, what's going on lately? Yo chat
Niggas redacted at Epstein Files
Niggas is getting slapped at Red Pill Conventions or some shit and you take getting his ass beat. I
See like what's going on in the world, bro?
My niggas saying Andrew taking out his ass be bro, I don't believe it
Jake Paul bro Jake Paul look like you trying to suck Anthony Joshua dick
I was there in print like bro in person everybody was tight
Everybody was just boring the whole they're like yo, what the fuck are we like was so obvious
That Anthony Josh wasn't trying to hurt him the whole fight game. There's so many times. He's like pull
He's like I don't I don't tell this nigga got lip gloss on now. I am really seeing the G and why are G
Bitch you can't even put lip gloss on nigga. I don't even put on chapstick my lips
Just like this whole ass nigga. I ain't never put no shit on my lips and chat. No that nigga
I'm putting on fucking my lips and naturally luscious niggas fuck just a water you dirty bitch
Your black-ass cross-eyed lips nigga
Get some more fucking H2O nigga
You really left duty to watch that shit show
Yeah
I left, she says, film me.
Shit happens, bruh.
Dude, with duty calls, duty calls, bruh.
Shit happens, bruh.
I apologize.
We gonna make sure we run it back, bruh.
We gonna make sure we run it back, bruh.
No, I don't feel you.
LStreamer voice, what?
Joshua Sheik.
It was, I had to be there, bruh.
Duty was calling, okay?
Joshua Sheik Thurman.
I wish I just wanted you to know how much you mean to me.
Go acting like he was paying attention to the test fight.
We know you were paying attention to a different type of as we seen the clips.
Big bra. So what?
What's up, dad?
Our man, dad, our man is not going to hit us.
Stop donating that chat.
Well, that's crazy.
That data measure.
That data measure is not him.
It's not him game.
W deflection.
I don't deflate nothing but besides them bullets when I using dare double my Marvel rivals
I was in I was in customs today playing with lovers. I drop 50 on dare double my first time using that nigga asking about it
Asking about it. All right, but let's look at some links though
Let's look at some next you look good. You look better. Sweet cheeks. Yo
I'm bringing back sweet cheeks. That's why sweet cheeks all the niggas
I was saying sweet cheese back in the fucking 50s. It was getting all the holes. I know it. I know it was sweet cheese
That's bro. What sweet cheese
That's what sweet cheeks
Sweet chief was good
Was good sweet cheeks you do don't say hold on hold on imagine you fuck
You just had to be at the fight because of who you were sitting with, right?
That's what Cam. Oh
I want to jam.
Listen, like imagine you find shit
that you would like across the ways.
And you lie eyes on me.
I'm like, yo, sweet chicks.
What's up sweet chicks?
She doing her sweet chicks?
You're born in you you're born
Oh you call me all right, I thought you I thought I thought you was a blood
I'm so I'm so I'm so Jackson shit though. What you doing? I'm so yank the shit though
Hey, what hey Rashid
Project was good project Dini
Was good they put up different adornments that backpack. Why does not receive by the way that backpack I don't remember
I don't remember how much that backpack. Yeah, little bra. No cap
rich
Because they don't get a rich straining order on me
What the fuck?
Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it!
What's the video?
Oho wait, yo, is he- Yo, did they take the shit down?
Yo, what?
Yo, wait, what?
You answered Jay Posh it.
Why are there these right at-
You just inspired me rage the next time I'm at the Barriel Walkup to a woman
and say subsweet cheeks this stick was shopping for a throat coat and it seems like I found
a suitor.
Alright, no no no, don't do that, I didn't say all that, I didn't say do all those,
remember, I didn't say do all those, remember, nobody said do all that, nobody said do any
of that, nigga.
What, you little shit on call the fucking police.
No, wait Andrew taste get what?
What about watching bro, what is it? What about watching brother?
What the fuck so many different clip
What the hell?
Entity just lost to this man.
Look at his eyes there.
Ah man, there you go.
Chief Chiefs, what the fuck is this for 1700s?
Yeah, blah.
But what the fuck?
I've seen this a cupid as they're out laughing like months ago from now. Oh my fucking god, bro. You're tying up, bro. No, I'm not
Hey, I ain't switch off my in sexuality. Just yeah, seeing you at the fight with jewels. We're not talking about the ones on that
Why are you change?
I
Chill
Don't make a weird
Frank it's
Then before I get tight I'll get tight
Yo, why does it go no entertain it now lose it is nigga, bro
Yo, Edru bro!
And how you lose to this?
Turn this shit off!
Caleb Williams just walked the Packers game to send it into overtime.
Miami won too.
He's there, he's trying, but this one might get waved off right now guys, yeah?
And it's over, Chase DeMorra can fight DeMorra!
Damn bro.
Edru.
So, Moonlight goes off on Jordan Polanis for being a parasite.
Chuck Chill.
Don't be weird. You gon' sell the bag?
Eh, what?
Before I get tight we are not sacred if you're Randall from Monsters Inc looking at Stardar Man.
Messy one question.
You want a string to answer?
don't it's too early bruh it's how many minutes into the string like 10 relax
relax
it was big shot the fuck up
Jordan plant the one nighter the one nighter I go live that's your new nickname
But until further notice the one nighter she probably fucking get ragebitted so hard off that she stuck for crashing out
So swinging to cause some of them jewelers
Call what what's happening here?
Man what the fuck is on the screen what the fuck is these shits what is these demons on my only parasitical demons?
I was just kept it on here. So I'm like, bro, who is this? So I'll start doing more research. I'm trying to figure out
Where's all this? It's cause you haven't streamed in a day. So this is how we show you our love
Dada man. I streamed yesterday
So I found out even back in July this year, she tried to do the same thing to Kevin Durant and some NFL players
She came out trying to expose Kevin Durant and some they probably was never in rbms never fucked up. I never talked to
This is where she is wait what wait hold on I gotta watch this video. I don't know that
Wait, I gotta be chance. Somebody is there a video on that what?
nah
That his video different video on like that whole cabinet wait what what happens to the football reactions
Watch this was any were there any good games on Thursday?
Yo get this thot outta here bruh
Body, cheat and bodies, the frequency drink occurs
Never call someone, sniffed cheeks every guy who calls you
That is most likely cheating, take it from experience
There was
Was watching Emily's award show
The hoot stream you did with her one ward for best stream
Deserved win
You'll fucking spoil which one it was bruh
Goddamn!
But thank you though.
But Goddamn!
The society call them psychics.
Turned out it was a show because she even got to Tai-Lil.
She was already trying to harvest and expose other celebrities.
I guess it didn't click because they ain't going to respond to it.
The difference between Tai-Lil and Tai-Lil,
fuck her and they ain't sent her packing.
That's the only sign they're trying to track me.
That's what he said, he's trying to track me, but there it's like, he fuck, hurry up.
Wouldn't it be weird if someone watched your stream in the shower?
Just a hypothetical.
Nah, I'd be doing everything in the shower bro, I just, the bro's in the shower, my dick out, I'd be in Discord VC in the shower.
You're not tough with your eye-doing the cat daddy every time you look into the camera.
Anyways, where is the dyeing my hair red stream, da-da man?
It's a Saturday night, goodbye yourself and your room on your house, no significant other
next to you wasting hours, you're wasting hours of your day on your phone already,
no sitting there wasting hours, more hours, more time on your phone, reading a chat of
a bunch of fucking typing words
Watching someone who's talking to a fucking camera right now
You have work coming up or you're unemployed
You're a streamer you're okay fuck y'all niggas bro. Yo, so yo
I'm not okay. I'm gonna be honest. I'm not trying to get a bad time. Which other day, bro
That's supposed to be like a decent day rest of weekend. Just be chill. Could we chill out a little bit?
Like what we doing I try to fight which other day, bro
I'm watching a-
It was?
Just seen that video of you and yes, Giles.
Proud of-
Parasite.
Look.
Ooh, how much should I say?
Why do I want the answer, really?
Or is this messy?
I don't care what.
Oh, she don't have that girl.
Got to be a football player.
Stink this guy with a basketball.
You hear? She don't care who-
Yo, this bitch is it fucking eat up like she's a juice digger, bro
That's a jail bro. Ew
Ew, bro, I don't want to hear about this
Something to latch onto to feed off of I don't I don't want to hear about this bitch no more
Like trauma that's how that's how it merged with so she star trying to expose Kevin Durant
She even went as far as trying to expose little
She was already trying to expose celebrities y'all cry didn't even notice
Do I have anybody that still follows this bitch? Let me see. What's what's what's what's her name?
for MTV and that was for my album rollout but the album is out now and you can
stream it everywhere but it is out. So now we can have a normal conversation
anymore without all of these cameras around constantly. This is no one. No one. It's I have to take this.
Oh, you don't have to take it's no one, but I do have to answer it.
Wait, give me one second, Josh, Josh, give me...
Hi, baby, what's up?
I see you fighting with Josh.
No, you can't.
No, you don't.
No, I do.
I'm literally...
I'm literally behind you.
I've gotta go.
Give me one second, okay, Josh.
Come here.
Josh, you're chasing him.
Josh
Why is that the first I opened it by Instagram to search that why is that the first video of my explorer page?
Yeah, whatever recommended real shit, bro. Hold on. That was that was crazy. That was weird
No, it's not a yoda cock it's not a yoda cock, bro
Let me see this bitch, bro. Who follows this bitch?
Why don't you have 1.3 million followers?
Here's coming up. Can I recommend a couple of content ideas? Please.
Alright, so boom, you play text 2 with Cynna. Oh, wait, never mind.
Okay, next maybe do the pregnancy simulator. Oh, maybe 2 chaotic Nyaha could handle that.
These are interesting for all those.
Chill out, bruh.
Stop pissing me off.
I don't know why y'all trying to get on bad timing with me today.
Your rage officially was best monster reveal.
Right!
Let's move on with our next category, which is best monster reveal!
Woohoo!
You weren't aware I do have a monster under my bed.
So you still got that bush under your bed, bro.
So you still got this bush it under your bed, bro.
You're a team.
Wait, but it's a weirdo girl.
A girl.
I'm just watching this anime.
Where is that?
Somebody!
I want to see the other ones don't like that baby
goes to your range gave me
So
Transnistria forgot her
You're a guy hit with an idea love by Maury
After what what the fuck does that mean?
She ain't she ain't going sage
Emily
Okay, okay, too shaler nigga too shaler nigga. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
Shit, fuck it. Fuck you, motherfucker.
The other thing to do is to fucking fire, nigga. Fuck you, nigga.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, nigga.
In the end, you see what the hell you've done?
You see what you've done, motherfucker?
The monster.
Why are you squinting like that?
Why the fuck out there if I get off on your ass?
Superhero is it saving anybody on time?
He's not saving nobody on time, bruh.
Nobody's on time.
No, okay.
Then I say I'll go drag it.
Yeah, you're actually going to drag it.
It's normal.
This is actually just normal shit.
I was at the fight.
She got on my ass because I've been L-Mans, I haven't been on time with the helping
Out of those streamers shit. Yeah, I swear that was that
No, did it for y'all go grab go drag it bruh go drag it
He's gonna make sure that I'm dialed in on streaming
It's all stream shit chat we're talking all strictly stream shit strictly business
And I do be busy chat. I don't got time for nothing bro. I don't be having time
I don't be replying back checking my phone under there, bro. I'll be busy. I don't be you feel me
Y'all know that y'all know that vouch vouch. That's good vouch. Yo chat
It's a fact they all swim effects
Bro like the string that shit that's a string day. I'm not saying I I see diggers
Because I don't it's not a boom whenever phantom listen to boom that string deck shit
You need a stream deck for that like this is stream day right here. I got a string there right here chat
Rubbs they for the fire get this if I get this love W neck work
streamdick stop playing with me boy stop playing with me whole ass nigga
real shit tomeya higgas should have won fuck that fake feminist
you need some fix the screen what the fuck roe the screen how did that happen
What did that happen?
You got any machine that can like...
You can't do that like...
We're gonna keep you out of this room!
Yo, Rage.
Can you do me a favor?
Can you ask old girl how big of a bron-
dick is I know that shit could ever be?
You the milkiest bro.
Tine out, bruh.
Yo, take for a fi-
Yo, proxy brown with the fi-
D4 with the fi-
Can I slice some potatoes?
Potatoes, okay. Thanks
What the fuck
What the fuck
Y'all niggas is bored gang chill bro
What the fuck? Wait, wait, what was the point of that? Wait, what was the point? Why did
What
What was the point of that walk bruh of adding that walk bruh
But this show is like game. I didn't go there. Well, bruh, she just saw me there. She she fucking slight my shit. I
Wasn't filming
Not no, no, no, what y'all thinking idiot bruh, that's the homie. That's my friend. Duh for y'all fucking take it out of context
That's the bro.
Yes, you could say that at YRG we don't hit the jewels.
We rather deal with the chaos by eating a Cinnabon.
Or perhaps admiring artists who inspire our souls.
How long will it take for a rage to finish cyberpunk though?
I don't know.
I guess we Kalani Rogers never f-
Oh, you make sense!
The fuck you talking about?
We stay in!
We stay in!
That shit did not hit!
How the fuck is this?
Nah, he snapped.
That shit was ass!
That shit was ass!
And why the fuck is Jalon in here? First of all, nobody should be in here
But why if why Jalon in here?
How do you make like what what was that even like?
Chill bro
There were
In not bored if I were bored ID think of some shit like this
Tid Twister Mr. Blister Deadly Twister on Daddy's Fister Sister was Fister by Mr. Magister
on Tester's own Sister Tried.
Eh what?
I fake nigger you gone let me finish my sentence.
As I was saying women hating fat ass light skin puffer fish that just sits his brolic
all shoulder ass down in his chair and reacts to A. M. P. crying face emoji, victory
victory hand emoji, victory hand emoji, victory hand emoji, victory hand emoji, victory hand emoji, shout out Jules too.
Ewa?
Hi Josh love you.
Ewa?
Also BTW PLS play Cyberpunk frown.
There were we don't place on a clip to get a collab Josh
What we don't place our put tonight yo W's in the chapter grim grim
Grim drink drop the hundred dollars bro. No one who got a cart got to take a blinker in three two one go
Yeah, this is a blinker checkpoint. He's every play for y'all blinker ass niggas
You really do one your goat your Eskimo brothers with Lebron a millionaire and have 20 KV
You really do one your goat your Eskimo brothers
Yo, Blake Blinker
Yo check
Blinker checkpoint anyone who got a car you take a freak three two one go
Oh
Say that shit, how many you done just blinked
Blanked
Who blinks done I'm done. Yo this thing never supported his life. Why you taking?
What is this? Y'all next to me!
Eh what?
Don't you just hate it when your cat wakes you up like this?
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
This superhero is just saving anybody on time.
And I would like to make mechamance girl who is named Invisigal MY WOMEN!
MY BITCH!
Oh!
Shit!
Not my bitch, I mean my woman!
20 years old, bro, this is a good 28 with a fucking gut. Tell me about some invisible
gal, bro. Fuck out of her, bro. Fuck out of her. Wait, who's he chasing? Who's he chasing
in the show if there's a girl or a blonde blazer
y'all just alike yo Jada shut your ass up
in this is a fucking yeah I don't lie in the
I ain't gonna say too much in this makes sense for him bro
in this makes sense for him gang he he like it was that you know I'm sorry
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How do you pass though?
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Suicide
I'm about to have a cow of a time.
Got beef?
Okay.
That joke was not well done.
I'm about to have a cow.
Bro chat, you don't know what anyone's going through nigga
You don't know what anybody's going through
And if you've ever made a comment about niggas can't be depressed or sad or what I have bad thoughts because they got money
I don't want to ever see you sad about any type
I don't want to hear you talking about no mental issue for the like ever again. You're fucking tarry your brain dead, bro
You're fucking brain dead. You're so stupid. You don't know what fucking mental health is bro
You just don't you just a bot you're one dimensional fucking bot a pea brain. Yeah brain degeneration gang. You're fucking idiot
Your brain capacity can't your brain can't reach a certain level. You're fucking stupid
Shut up
Bomb has been planted
I'm not a fan of the movie, I'm not a fan of the movie.
There what?
How many likes to get to collab Josh?
If you're donating to me, how do you get likes in a donation?
You can't get likes you're donating.
I
Don't know they just don't even know I don't know none of those people have are so see it it would be ever
No, he broke his shit oh my god
Yo, that is a smile. Yo chat this whole fight if you watch it like
Everybody around us everyone around in the arena was fucking
They were saying it like game
Anthony Joshua to kill this nigga around first round, bro. He was not trying to fucking kill him, bro
They had some type of agreement. There was some plot hand agreement beforehand
But it just got too obvious and it's like I got it. You feel me?
I think they were trying to make it to the eighth round eighth round or some shit
But it got to like I just think of stumbling by the third round bro. He's like fuck he pulling punches like fuck
I don't want to do it
So bad he's grabbing on nigga ledge. I suck his fucking cock like yeah, yeah bad, bro
Man shares dash cam footage of ex-girlfriend grabbing the wheel while he was driving after he broke up with her for cheating on him
He found out she said what the other man in his car, huh?
What the fuck am I about to watch?
I'm sorry. That was fucked up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was fucking bad. I'm sorry. I was painting. I'm sorry. Pull over. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was really bad. That was really bad. I'm sorry. I didn't have to. I'm sorry.
The only right response here
You got two options here, bro.
You got two options.
What's one of your options, chef?
Tell me one of your options you can do.
Option number one.
Look at her.
Put the calm part.
Grab her by her neck.
Take this lighter out.
Hold it to her face like this you're like I'm about to smoke this spliff real quick
smoke the spliff look at her get the fuck out kick her out the car you fucking close
the door and we drive her leave her on the fucking highway dig her in the sign or you
sit there call the police wait for the police to come get the fuck one out of
But you don't smoke the spliff in that situation because the popo's gonna come so you don't you don't need the lighter in that situation
You gonna be fried you don't need all that you feel my time
if you feel me
Those are your two options done. Those are your two options, bro save well. You don't like the bitch
Fucking bruh Josh he said sorry though
Yo, that's great. No, no, no, that's great as fried bro. She's absolutely
That means got so there's something we don't know about bro. She's absolutely
She realized they're not dead. She's like, oh shit. I'm fucked
Thank God he just
That was fucked
listen how many times you say sorry though
listen how many times you say sorry though?
one two three four five six
i was taking i'm sorry pull over i'm sorry that was really bad i was really bad i'm sorry
i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry yo people are yo chat i'm telling you
okay can we just chill with the six sevens bro when when is the seven gonna die how many
How many more months out of thing? It's so lame. It's so stupid, bro.
Like, generally, when is that shit gonna die?
Are you fucking lame, ass? It's still saying 6-7. It's been a fuck-
Like, chill, bruh.
Just fucking whack, bruh.
Fucking whack, bruh.
a dad and so you couldn't believe a Wendy Ortiz fan came up to them saying
the n-word he says they for five years if I get the bet hold on I need a
record that rerecord
Would you just call that shit bro?
Just give me a number josh and we'll work from there.
How?
Many?
Likes?
10,000 likes.
1,000 likes.
Josh, how many likes to get you to try my protein powder?
face emoji smiley face emoji smiley face emoji chat you tell me you you you are
a chat you tell me if you trust a nigga that comes up to you like yo wanna
try my protein powder who the fuck says that want to try my protein powder
this is smiling as you
Fuck that bottom summer. I'm trying his shit
I'm putting it in my mouth
If it was Marlon, yeah
He nutted in that shit
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Time for the football reactions today
Lions versus seahawks and bears versus Packers peak games
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What the fuck, alright, bro! Alright, you're not even saying nothing.
You're not even saying nothing. You're not even...
Just give me a number, Josh, and we'll work from there.
Okay, don't let- Don't let me off of the rip.
Keep talking, Rage. I'm a put-in-the-boss call.
Knock your ass out like you're Jake Paul.
You're on this nigger. Use his neck as a step-steal, Rage.
Smell like shit. He assess-bool his bitch.
Asked if she could give me head. I said yes, jewels.
Eh, wha?
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What? What? What do you say to me?
Eh, what?
Nigga forcing the football reacts. Nobody wants to watch that shit.
Mmm, chat what you gotta say about that.
Why are you so real? Nigga, fuck Warrgy, nigga!
Fuck!
Chat really got a lot of new levels of chaos, bro.
That makes it fraud bro.
That sounds like an AI channel.
How much trouble do you think is inside of Creed?
Am I the only person who thinks that?
My fault.
Yo, they can't tell, yo shit, he's like yo, yo what's happening you thought I wasn't you believe me for a second
They get mission that's him again. That's a dad
Look your fucking phone and just look at him
I
Am alive restring wasn't supposed to get this far. I'm not streaming wasn't supposed to reach the normies game
The conversations like this shouldn't we're not supposed to be did we've altered the timeline of reality game something
Happened that puts strict like streaming what's supposed to be the low-key lame-ass you feel me that we supposed to be in this little boat
Why the fuck are we reaching?
You know what I'm saying the normies was not supposed to get a part of this, bro
What's it called what do they call it in spotter verse there's a fun doesn't anomaly in this timeline game
But now we're gonna have some Indian...
Indian law, Indian law!
Indian law!
Indian law!
Indian law, Indian law!
What's this?
What's the secret?
You got a hat!
That's what you gotta do!
Now that's me!
What's up out here?
Hey, I hide you from the second door.
You got nothing, you're all gonna take anything out of here.
But I don't work.
We're all sick of the things we're gonna have to do.
Let's show them play.
Now you're a short-of-pitch.
Shut up!
you are fucking stupid!
you fucking dumbass!
show yourself!
She was spamming that motherfucker Donald Trump announces the Patriot games
It's unprecedented four-day athletic event with a young man and one young woman from
each state and territory.
You're raising Ariana Grande who says no.
Who says no?
You're raising Ariana Grande.
Who says no?
That's good duos.
That's good duos.
I just don't know any other light.
You know what I'm saying?
Known women from Florida touch it.
Let me see.
We got Ariana.
Evermendes, Sarah Paulson,
Bella Thorne.
I
Wait Venus Williams Serena William
Oh
I need that one. Yeah, we go we go we go crazy
We go crazy
Yeah, I get give me give me sorry. Give me give me give me give me give me give me uh, where she went
Wait, what the fuck she went we AI so dumb
Yeah, here. Okay, let me tell you how to rest of the stream. Okay
Can we get into some trailers? Is there anything that I've missed that's been going on lately chat cuz Jill has updated the the dot anytime soon
Oh, let me see. Is there a clip of me winning the shit for Emily the thing for the the stream of the year
No. Why is there no clip?
So how about that Expedition 33 year?
Um.
The Everly goes to...
The Everly goes to...
Afro.
Why'd you?
You better be crashing.
Yeah, we already watched this shit game.
I saw a chatter drop the stream clip.
Thank you, chatter.
Jill, how we miss you, bro.
Rachel has a lovely video for us.
Yeah.
Motherfucker, I don't want to see myself, gang.
Oh my gosh, that's a bitch ass up boy.
Hold on, I want you to competition.
Best stream.
Check this is basically stream of the year streamer of the year basically, so let's see it
It's basically stream of the year
Okay, Irvine the foosie Tina Ken
17 doors was caught, moved at the phase, recounting these, what's that?
Is that the care shit?
Compies.
Chatting compies.
Is that your car?
that was great. That was great.
hours of strings and thousands of hours of hard work but only one string can be the best and the
Emily goes to the hood with your rage gaming
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Emily!
Thank you Emily!
I am so happy to win the hood!
Year
No, we don't you're excited I have a lovely video that's why we get a fuckin right out of you watch that bullshit. Yo
She Ballade
the fuck about it, man, watch that bullshit.
Yo, shout out to y'all, gang.
Thank you very, very much for that vote.
We've been through one stream of the year, gang.
Not basically stream of the year, you know what I mean?
Or stream of the year in general, so we deserve it.
Yo, Emily, I don't know how you're doing the wars,
the trophies, the shit, but you know my address.
You can send it to my address.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
We counting these.
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Making cars with Senate agent rage
W to the chat
You put it that does count that counts. Yes, it's another trophy for us, bro. It does count
All right, yeah, let's see the juju two guys and um, what's this for you?
I
You know both I want I sing Duke and
Rage talking about Pokemon these niggas really do that Pokemon shit come show us in the cobblemond
Bro, stop playing with me boy. Like that ass come on, bro. Okay, okay
Don't say it like that
Say damn rage. I know you love Pokemon
I know you hella good at Pokemon
But would you mind indulging in our server because when you talk like that,
I come in that month, fucking server, I start running that fucking server.
You're going to cry.
You're going to cry.
You please see me.
So ask or start or have some fucking watch your tone.
When you say certain things, game, I'm not just being honest.
You mean to be you feel me?
You know, I love you.
Watch your fucking tone.
You know, boo, I want.
I sing Duke and Ray's talking about Pokemon.
Oh, what I gotta do with Mark?
What I gotta do with Mark?
Fuck nigga.
Send it out to the market.
Put it out in the world.
Duke, Ray, Duke, if you ain't capping about being a Pokemon fan, Naruto fan, all that shit,
come join us in the Kaobiman nigga.
Let's see what's up.
It got Naruto and Pokemon in one.
But come join the Kaobiman.
Duke is sorry, Ray, just good.
Do you think he's comfy? I don't know. He didn't even about being comfy. This is about them niggas coming in and having fun
That's a fact. That's a fact. You know rage will yeah, I told rage that nigga said he said bro that sound lit his head
Rage lost the voice
Hold on who made this clip real quick
You
Know the clip could have ended just I'm not even weird
Listen
About the news coming in and having fun on the carbon mine right there
You know rage will yeah, you know I told rage that nigga said he said bro. That's out. Let us help right there
It is and right there beautiful clear it do sound it is now
I do want to have fun with the bros not about being bitter in a way
Everybody knows that fuck the better you'd ever game ever, but it's about having fun with the bros
You know what I'm saying and the click could have cut there
Raise lost the voice
Like what the fuck is the point of that having that in there? I don't get it. I don't I don't get it
Okay, so look hit me out
Would you rather?
Let's join that Pokemon Academy
Cobbleman
or
That column on
Remember that put water kind of be tools dropping
Can I screw you do both?
I saw this
I saw this shit. Okay, Drew Drew ski
Like that, yeah
We're gonna do ballet. I'm sorry baby
Bro, just see she got good voice though
Bruce key
Yeah, what is this so jazz? I don't sit top. What is what is this shit gonna be doing?
What is that what does that mean I don't get it
I like that. Yeah. It doesn't
tap dance shoes. You got to what
would I give my students?
Hey, we're gonna do ballet.
I'm sorry, baby. You can keep
all the people. What type of
side mission were you on? You
know, introducing leading
moderators and you were all
that helps drivers manage their
They're going to.
Lead mask and add slash remove other months update all channel moderation settings.
Including those previously only available to streamers.
Oh my, they get a hammer.
It's going to be known in chat.
Yo, that, that is hard.
I'm not gonna lie.
How many lead mods should be had?
Number one, if there's only one, the only person getting that is Gio.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I have to choose one, Gio's getting the only one.
Now, if there's three, that's a different conversation.
I think the second one should be Dimajae.
Dimajae's fucking dead, nigga.
I don't know if you've seen this already.
I
Didn't see this shit she's out of
bro
How'd you let this drool or get a fucking kill gang oh he trolls
You oh my god, oh, I didn't see
Oh my god. Oh my god. He actually got scared right here. Look what he got scared
How did he how did she eviscerate him like that? Oh
This is no builds yo I go I oh my god. Oh
How did you take off so much health right here?
Are you off?
Yo, yo, I've been so tight, that's that shit, bro, Bops would just get random triple dick
How many kills does she have?
How many kills does she have?
How many did he have?
43?
Damn.
Okay, Dizzy.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, Dizzy.
I
Jiu-jitsu cousin the calling game
GG chair
This is this to be
Long slow is this gonna be comp chat. Okay. Is this aren't gonna be better than the last arc in jiu-jitsu cousin
I'll be watching I don't think so. There's no way the last year was crazy
Now that shit was too crazy. I don't think anything in jiu-jitsu will touch that beer
That shit was too calm
Who come? Are you dumb?
Patreon? This is a Patreon every time they drop an episode game, every week game?
I don't know what this is dropping.
I love games!
It shows like tournaments and shit. Is it like that?
I killed a lot of people, that's why we have to continue to die for our existence.
What do you mean by that? How many times have I been punished?
I love hot tension.
I love hot tension.
I love hot tension.
If it's a form of genius, I can open up the back of the door.
It's a little bit of a bad feeling.
I can choose here.
It's a little bit of a...
What is the goat doing here, man?
What is the goat doing?
My dog is sealed right now, bro.
How are they gonna get my dog out, bro?
How are they?
I feel like he cooked forever, bro.
That's unbreakable seals.
They're cooked
I don't think he gets out anytime soon, bro
Yeah, we're like
I feel like that's to be the plot of this shit the edge of couldn't think they think that's what they did
Everybody's gonna think that's how they get out. He's not gonna get out bro. Some bullshit
There was some shit.
So you're going to get in there, aren't you?
Let's go!
There's no way you're going to get in there, huh?
I don't need you!
Well, I'll be right back.
Get lost, my son!
I don't need you!
Well, I'll be right back.
Get lost!
Is this nigga wearing half his clothes game?
Is this nigga wearing half of his clothes, but uh, where is his other, okay, where is
his right balls at, his right testicle?
Is it hanging out or are they both stuffed to the left?
IT.
That's good knees, that's good knees, that's good knees, now let's shout out the bad knee.
W knees, W knees, ah, W knees, ah, W knees, oh, that's good knees, that's good knees,
Crack OMG stop bro chill bruh I be doing my leg workouts now bruh crit damage
Good knees bruh game I've been doing my knee workouts bruh check your phone
Fuck up. I don't want you as my Wi-Fi
game what the fuck does that seem to me game I never see nobody I don't what
rage I don't want you as my Wi-Fi yeah you're our jammer boom you my nigger
are I'm a leader statement tov for fear bucks when you was caught side Ray
condones pistol whipped you after the game in front of jewels
There were don't act surprised now nigga you voted for this shit
I voted for what what I vote for
There were
Column is that a term a correction is well is a butter in a bissum a soot
I turned our shots we pull all the fouch posh monald react wishing
Wax time answer
I bought for no fuck ass truck dude
Crazy
What the fuck is this shit saying?
Fuck off
Erwa
For Q talking about sending you would rather send Mickey Mouse in that bitch
Erwa
Keep it straight with me nigger
Is Deadly set a cook game wash the way into the catacombs like life is straight for
yo moist critical is literally streaming
right now shut that up before I get him
to come to your stream
give me headmod or some a little
just wanted to let you know I'm
finna go pop bottles in a section with
madhouse right now ain't nobody lonely on a saturday night but you crumb our boy
hey nigga what you got go
have you said something
yo shut up you little
that's your mouth
yes
Yo, I'ma need my dog, Tamasa, what's his name?
Yeah, I know I need him to master his curse fucking demons bro. Yo, I feel he could be so calm
How come these won't get bro? Oh my god
if he fucking
Really
Comrade
I
Want to like eat the door, but I only like him what's the corner isn't like like it's like take the trod
Bruh, I like what he's like. I like him outside of that too. I don't care for his fight
I do he thought what's his name inside that train?
Station but like so cool to just she's so fucking calm, bro
So kind of so
Bro, like it makes me
Every time I see you to do a fight. I want it to be Secuto, bro. Oh my god. Hopefully I don't know bro
I don't know
Bad takes I like you to do his character. I don't care for his fight except for that one fight
I want that was hardest foot. I like his character like his personality and shit
Every time he fade it. I'm just praying to come out and just takes over his body
You so if you fuck him or farm game
Okay
horrible taste I don't give a fuck what you talking about nigga I don't give a fuck
that's what I'm saying yeah you're not a dick writer that's why I'm fucking dick
writer get it out
So Kuna is the is badass bruh. So Kuna
Who's our favorite characters
So Kuna toji go Joe
You
That's probably one of it like we talk strictly as a character bruh
you the top like yeah he like top bro you talking character like he's him
fuck you the what
check yo no chamber check
Wait songs that get black people time
Is this calm
Is this calm
It's a whole lot of money
No, you ain't trying to do it
Slop on my knob, like going on a car
Check in with me and do your job
Lay on the bed and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to pay
You see it's my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nests, lick on my butt
The naturally hand, please don't touch
I
Hold on hold on
That was better what's what gets you more late
Like we always do with this town, and I'm gonna go
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The poll says lifestyle losing is winning the poll
We're up to be out choose bees in the trap with the poll says lifestyle bruh
That sucks
Yeah, nah, I'm sorry
Come on, bro, we can't we can't we can't we can't chat bro look I
Don't give a fuck about it. I like us like how big times I played it personally on my own
The day it came out after that I never played it again, but this shit had every club lit for the longest time
Like people have is like this song better. I don't give a fuck. I don't know like us, but not like us is late
I'm a people
I
Go like Kendra even with it being the biggest on 2025
Look, let's say you weren't disinjured right? I'm not feel like we're nerfing it though
Because everybody's dead turn up to that shit
But like this I'm just
I
Go live no one's gonna watch this shit. Yeah, I'm sorry, but I
Fought would not like like I thought what would not not like us did for the culture though
Like you really like kicked in the gongs some shit, but like I don't care for that song
I'm sorry. You did what I'm saying
Yo, you know what's crazy this is a good-ass like lit song, but you gotta go against like the goat of making lit songs
But really you're cooked. I'm gonna run out. You're cooked and this shit file, but like
You already know chat is my shit
Oh
My life man, you know who you're going against me
Hey, yeah, hey, uh, yeah, yeah, hey
Hey, hey, hey, I had been doing some ass today
Kicking my dick in my pants, my ass don't know me no more
Hey, she don't even get to my floor, her name ain't P.S. Brownie Fresh
I give her a dissy, I'm mad, I bitch hit her so I'm like, oh, baby
I might have been my dad, got a pun in the booth, but I should straight to the booth
I'm sorry, Shody.
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I like the way you move
I like the way you move
I love the way you move
I love the way you move
I like the way you move
OOOOOOOH
I come here quick again
You claim to be a player but I fuck your wife
God is shit crazy
It's over you, hold on
We walk top rip
Picky Smalls a junior mob
Damn, Paul saying the Tupac got it, you know what's crazy?
I would have said the way you move, I'm turn up to the way you move, more often to hit
him up, no cap, no cap, I don't say I like the song better, I don't even like this,
No, bro, you don't have more culture impact, of course, but that's not just the discussion discussions. What's more lit?
You did when I'm saying
But I wouldn't the way you moved. That should get me lit. That should get me lit personally
Yeah
and I got him like that.
Got him all in the shoes on the way
and the champagne throws it.
Watch me do my back.
I got these goodies open.
I'm not present.
I'm the one that they chose.
You want to put the word for throne on my shirt.
Let it still bench.
I need a big bag of hurt.
Don't break it down.
Pass it all around.
I deserve when you hear the name Bobby Brown.
Them deep boys in his cleanest life.
Let me buy that.
Hey, come on. What y'all going? What y'all going?
I was about to get tight
Bad bitch
Oh, don't be here
No matter
If you like water, I'm a brother and relax
I would never trip on a nigga if I had him
Bitch, that's my trash
You hear me?
Hey, man
I'm a savage
I got it
Tassie, bougie, ranchie
Stabbit, bougie, ranchie
I'm a savage
What was that?
What was that?
Bitch, I'm a savage
Tassie, bougie, ranchie
Or are we going?
Play this record
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I already know it's gonna win the ball.
Yeah!
WAPMUP!
V3A5!
New KG!
Oh, yeah!
We got it!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'll stay
I forgot about this shit
I forgot about this whole
Bros
I'll stay
C'mon, I fucking need a video bro
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I didn't want the cap, so I found a power, and never came back
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
My nigga beat magic, said he hit the head, and I said just forget
It's too crowded, but when we told you he was about to bend your man
It's not like you ain't him, take it from a little time to be dead
Now you think you really gonna pretend
Like you wasn't down with the boys
That's what I'm saying
You give it up so
Hey, this ain't a game more lit to, you know what I'm saying?
Not what's only like better, that's it
That's what a game more lit to
Oh, shit
I ain't had a dream
I ain't had a dream
I ain't had a dream
I ain't had a dream
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I'm a lot of this guy
Hey, I'm sorry like wait y'all want me to play that vote that y'all want me to go back and vote it honestly
Getting lit to
This is the goat of nake.
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Where's the most infamous part, check?
I think that one right here.
No, it's not right here.
I'm gonna go back to the party. See that?
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Yo, that's you, that's you, hold up, hold up!
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie, okay.
Drop and that's in that song is crazy though, but hot niggas a whole small lip, but the whole song is lit, bro
I
Agree juicy is a better song but I'm I will get the niggas more late this more turnip songs that gets black people more term
Songs that get black people more turn that's what the title of this is
Yeah, three four to star
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He teach you all niggas how to fuck holes even ugly holes nigga listen
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He's about to go by ghost. By two favorite turnip songs. Oh my ghost. Oh my ghost.
In my opinion he's on the two best turnips. So this is the finals right here. This
is the final type situation right here. No cap. This is the final type situation
Damn
This is sort of be like semi finals or some bro, this is a S tier battle bro the best turn up song
We don't hear both drops
Best turn up song I chat you in a club
I'm all fucking turning you up.
I'm turning you up some more.
shit crazy
shit crazy bro
I did it without an album, I did shit with Mariah
Love nigga, I'm a fighter, I see it as a hockey ring
Filling nigga on fire, when I bought the Rolls Royce
They thought it was leaf, then I bought that new Ferrari
Hate the rest in peace, hate the rest in peace
There's some peace in the parking lot, Van them so big
Can't even fit in the parking spot
You ain't talkin' bout my niggas than what you talkin' bout
Gets a movin' silent nigga and I don't talk a lot
I don't say a word, I don't say a word
But I'm a grindin' and I got what I deserve for a niggas
Pour away the minute, y'all thought I was finished
When I bought the house tomorrow, y'all thought it was ready
Captain on the niggas, I'm like Papa on this minute
Couple in here, that's my T-Rosé, the captain on lieutenant
I'm the tight candidate, can't you?
She wild like I'm broke, they live on my new wish
I
Oh, shit, it was as close as I thought it was gonna be
Meet one sixty percent thirty two percent. Hey, bro. Look listen y'all that don't go outside and just be in a bubble and shit
I'm telling you dreams of nightmares
It's a ritual to play at every function. There's not one time
I've been to a club or a party and dreams numbers doesn't come on
Like just and it's the sole purpose is to make everybody get lit
It's like it's like if the music before was chilling vibing dreams and I miss is the intro to be lit songs for the rest of the night
Or tell us for a certain part of the night, bro. It just is what it is, bro
Like bro, I'm telling you gay. I'm not like
Step outside bro. You gotta step outside game
Big 14 I don't fuck right now
Hey, how the tag of money?
Kamagwa! Kamagwa!
Black people not playing trippy rid of my lifestyle.
Is that facts?
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Can't get mad at he cook. Genuinely.
no buts, no fight, no, no escape
pull up bro, I aint going to let the song play, pull up
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Need to learn bro damn
Yeah, Bobby
That should be way close 67% to 33% that's crazy
I don't know I don't know
Oh
Alright, bro
You be shuffle what's more look at some more lit
First up, click and click
West Side when we rock, come and quit the game
They come and prove it, shall it fall
Oh my god it's a battle, it's a 50-50 battle
To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left
50-50 chat!
50-50!
50-50 chat!
50-50!
50 oh my god with the clutch for boats at the
Bro YouTube you weren't able to see it
But hit him up was running by like 10%
The Cupid shuffle brought it down to 50-50 then was all low key winning the whole time
But like by little amount of boats and at the end
and hit him up like the last two seconds got like 20 more bolts and one by four
Oh
Oh my god, that was a close one game
Whoa, what song gets you more lit chat
What song gets you more
Hey, pull up because we're gonna speed run these last two
My spirit's now rich. I'm so like a pill and glad it's night slowly light from the sun with not a burn man
On my bum when I shit walking out blew it up
Hold up, I didn't gonna play the shits
Hold up. I'll play like
Tense not you don't pull yet, but to play 10 seconds each
I don't say a word was on my grind and then I got what I deserve
Fuck nigga, hold on wait a minute
Y'all thought I was finished
After the evening
Red style
Red on addict
Let's get nigga's molly
Just live this hell
Hot style
Can't skate straight
Pop, stick, pop, my line of style
Hold up, check
When I wanna ask them all, y'all thought it was
Shit in the back of the arms like this the rhyme like this so I had to run like that to shine like this in a matter of time
My
Reason I'm here is cleared lifestyle
Not surprising. Yeah, now y'all two bitch assings gonna vote is what's getting you moley. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, have fun. Yeah, have fun fuck nigga. Yeah, leave me out of this. I don't care
I don't care. What's this one?
I'll play the drops for each one
He's so bloody so suck
Get out with that car and rock
That...
Hot nigga supposed to be here?
Man, I'm retarded? What do you mean?
What the fuck is you?
I don't know, man
I don't know, nigga
Pull up
Let's get him up, nigga
Move my lips out, hold up, hold up
I ain't doing it, I'm a soul
Let's get in there's more lip, bro
Oh shit
Hey, I'm gonna give it a big
You too love so somebody win, bro
They got love so someone in this one, bro
And I'm gonna keep it on it's love social is the better song in my opinion general. It's the most popular
But if I'm sensing energy when each gets played in the club game, I
Don't know a little social one in bro if we talk about niggas getting lit like the energy rice like
This shit changes the whole atmosphere of shit game
Yo love social one though, bro
Final two not final two final four, but walk it out or hit a buck
Pull up right now
Hold up right now
I cleared everybody bro!
Bro...
Ain't this what they've been waiting for?
Hold up bro!
Just hold up bro!
Oh
My god is a close poll I should have fucking some battle music
It's 50 oh my god the numbers go walk down
You know, it was crazy in this chat right now there
We just put it let me just put it into perspective. It was basically 50-50 like she's not worth the whole time chat
Those sorts of came walk trees and I made it down one by one percent
Let me tell you something
Chief chief in my chair, I actually keep for sure has more fans and dreams my mirrors
People like love so says a song way more than dreams. I miss I feel like and it was 5050 damn near I
Feel like an unbiased chat would have probably children dreams. I mean would probably engine out game. I'm not gonna lie
But love so said didn't win this poll
Love so said didn't win this poll bro. I ain't no cap. I
I think yo I ain't gonna lie bro it is close but I don't even think this is
Chief Keys best turn up song I don't even think it should be dreams and I'm
reverse love so surrounded I think it should be these nice red versus
Penito I'm not gonna lie it should be dreams and I'm reverse Penito right here
in the semifinals no cap
but love so so one and now let's walk it out
versus love salsa.
I want you
Yes
He's a robot
These bitches love souls up, oh and I know it Fuck your mother on what you don't get
Fuck the whole world Rory's in Rome, these old bloodshed souls up
Get on with that cobra, now that we're slumped over
They do it all for souls up, and boys are making no noise
I don't wanna go, I'm marching up with follow-through
Hey, bein' your back, yo, she doin' with no hands
Now stop poppin' rows, like a smokin' bubble
Yeah, they in trouble, I like the way she move
I'm undercover, now everybody leanin'
I make the crowd rock, now don't even walk it out
I see they on my top, she want that bubble-dome
It's they double mid-truck, two-o-o
She see me, so I know that I'm a man
Hold up, hold up, hold up, chat, who is the winner, who is the winner, walk it out, or
Love Sosa is winning by 60%.
Unless a miracle happens.
Love Sosa is up 62% to 38%.
Unless a miracle somehow happens
and the rest of the chat just somehow votes walking out.
It's not looking good 63 to 37.
Chet, I don't think there's a comeback imminent.
Sosa has destroyed walk it out
and you know what's crazy they don't even play love so soon to turn up the
crowd as much as they play for Nito or Dreams of Nightmares. And it won this though. What
does that mean? Nito and Dream of Nightmares are the most played turn of songs in the club
and probably like all of modern day. But Love Social One, why do you think that is? Why
Why is that you think why'd you go to clubs?
I mean your chat is fucked.
I wonder what Chad said.
You know what's crazy?
So so I'm not even put a lot like made it like ingrained a lot of chat.
Like like most of us has a lot of nostalgia to it.
So even like the fat like this would get lit.
They should have so notification click that shit and create something
You feel me so light that's their experience with little social breath. You can't blame them is their opinion. That's a fact
It's their opinion game
Is they opinion bro, you know
I'm disappointed in this chat today
I'm not too disappointed
This has been worse. There's been worse situations that we've had chat agree. I think we've had worse case scenarios
but I'm not a lot of that fucking shit was held for not like like come on what
about like there was some so that should have been in there but they didn't
have shit like this in there
Yeah, you know what should have been in there?
Oh, five times?
Five times?
Chill.
Yo, chill. Yo, chill. Yo, chill.
Yo, chill. Listen.
Listen. Yo, listen.
Yo, wait, hold on. Chill.
Yo, chill. Chill.
Yo, chill. Yo, chill.
Yo, chill. Yo, chill.
Y'all don't do jokes no more, chill.
What's this?
Double T that side of shirt, sets his feet.
Put some.
Double T that side of shirt, sets his feet.
Put some.
Double T that side of shirt, sets his feet.
Oh
My god, where whoever whoever whoever got this picture I gotta see this picture
Yo, this nigga head was that yo once upon a time Westbrook was doing shit just like this on niggas that try to set a charge game
Yo, Westbrook's got Westbrook the game
AI Druller or I can't liab but rock at least I'm a crying
Rock at least I'm a crying bro
Damn
This is so fucked bro, like I hated this bitch the whole fucking time
Just for me to feel bad for at the end bro.
Why is Goku hit the chainsaw man?
universe right now where the fuck did Goku just come from hey it's me go cool
He made the same look right before you family he made it sound the same look
What you doing to go? Who gives you that thumbs up bro? What you doing?
Oh, I can even wash this cuz I don't even know how
I don't know how lit he is or not, bro. No cap. All right chat. Listen
What type of reaction time you want to get on some football is it was this NBA game good?
Seahawks Rams. Oh, I want to see the Seahawks. Let me see the Seahawks Rams.
Is that shit crazy? Listen, all I know about the Seahawks is that's Ames fucking team.
Oh
No, we do a lot yo and see how fans I don't know how y'all even alive right now after some of this shit that chat put me on
But yeah, let's
See them house wisdom rance was a good game
Was a good game
Bro I was even a football fan I was watching that shit
Time I surrender ball game at that time, bro
So big ball was this a good game? Oh my god, they're both 11 and three
I'm gonna I got the huck swimming I
Don't know that does well
from the 39 yard line and indeed they go for it and indeed they do get it
I would have got it, okay.
It picks up about three. Lawrence makes the stop first down low.
Is this a good video to watch or is there a better, shorter one?
Or is this a good video to watch? Oh no, no, no, no. This is NFL post day. I don't watch it.
St. Louis, fourth year in the league. Over a thousand yards already this season.
Oh shit.
And he bounces his way for a game close to eight.
That's a lot.
Same division, one seed implications.
I'll be Bryant when you play on start what day left Stafford
Stafford's gonna slide to a halt at the 43 yard line second down
Who's the best player on the Rams? Who's like you feel me four weeks?
Pooka pookie who the fuck is pookie? Who's pookie?
Oh my god, I just opened this ramp. I see Russ with balls in his face
The second fourth down this drive and this time Williams is able to launch forward.
Where will they spot it?
Langez comes in.
appears to be ready to spot it a little bit short.
Taking a look to see if he can be an idea where that ball is when he goes down, what
That is so close.
Nowusu makes the play.
Job is able to clean it up on the fact.
Here we go.
Did he make it?
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
Here he goes.
With the Seattle off-pens, he's ready.
That's crazy.
The yard line, the first play-in on the run.
Fuck, I'm all the way.
Nigel, I'm still on the ground.
I'm still on the ground.
Bring him to the ground.
I'm so curious to see, though.
From the 48 yard line.
They pass.
to come back the other way I'm all the way. I'm just wanting to be here.
I'm blocking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, block his butt. Oh, shit!
Oh, my God. I'm gonna have to come.
I don't know. That's tough. That's tough. That's tough.
Oh, you made it. Holy shit.
Touchdown, Seahawks. Oh, my God.
Who's the best player on the Hawks?
Wolford and in the goal. It can pick the lead.
Here's the rookie again. The left guard, Sable.
Watch this block right here.
That's Joe.
Against Kobe Turner.
Joe, look at that opening, man.
He's getting down here by Charbonate.
Number two for the McVeigh's.
For the 24-yard line, Stafford rolls, throws, caught.
And the coup up.
The coup up.
The first down before he...
Wait, what?
What was the chart?
Who's the better man?
Who's that?
Yeah, it's that one.
Stafford throws.
That is caught along the sideline by David Talbot.
Oh, shit.
One of the three tight ends are seeing so much action.
Big gainer there.
Number 11
They look like they dying in this shit
What he here?
He won receivers.
I heard him.
He was caught at the goal line and stopped just
toward his McCuah.
Couldn't get in.
And he remains perfect.
Nice.
143 to go.
He's fucking different.
147-3, Seattle.
What's different about him, Jack?
30 seconds.
Third down two.
Four man rush, quick.
Oh my god.
An incomplete and form set designs on intercepting that baby
intended for Jackson Smith and Jitbo.
Yeah, sticking hands.
Stammer that.
Stammer that.
He knows it.
And Ross.
Nothing close to getting in there, first world series.
The Stafford going deep.
That field.
Oh my.
There's the.
OK, what the fuck?
First world series.
The Stafford going deep.
Show.
That field caught.
There's the Kula.
The Kula into Seattle.
Oh my god.
Look at him go to the 32
Bro, this is a guy's swag game. Where's face of the light pause it wasn't that number of the Jackson nigga on on on the Hawks
And who's that nigga who's that nigga that it was trying to do that Jew celebration alum
Who's the nigga that ain't trying to make do the do the do this shit
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Spin it.
Flex.
Then go like this.
Yes.
Yes.
Just like this.
Wait.
Is this like a...
I thought that shit was just like a joke.
I mean, Jewish niggas are greedy.
I thought that was a joke.
Well, he got a lot to do that.
I thought that was like the joke like greedy Jew,
Jewish shit, whatever the fuck, whatever the joke is.
It is.
That's racist?
Oh, wait, look gang.
I don't know about those.
Feel me.
The niggas hats are ass though.
I'm sorry, nigga.
Y'all niggas got no swag.
Y'all Fitz is always ass.
Never seen a swaggy Jewish nigga. I'm sorry. I didn't try to be I try to be
Racist but y'all niggas or ethnicists or whatever fuck, but y'all niggas got no swag and your hair sucks your beards is fucking trash, too
Besides bill P culture he different see he do is here different. He even know that the nigga shit is as that's why he got his shit on some comp shit
You know that regular Jewish negation
Dead wait, that's racist
Wait, is that even a right way it is way off. I'm leaving this conversation
I'm leaving it. I was joking kind of early, but listen. I'm Joe. I'm out of here
And this time to go to Jordan Wittington second your guy at a Texas
Third that to stereotype
Yeah, but stereotype jokes are fucking funny, bro unless it what is black people then I got a at bad and fucking beat your ass
Stereotype for only funny when they don't involve me. Yeah, I said it
Allen in motion
Rolling through
Sustain Crocky the owner he loves his Missouri guys. He was thrilled when they signed this guy
And that kick is perfect
They're down 15
Yo chat, would you block for me like that?
Jack would you be my bloggers to walk or like that long run before
Your jack block this time dirty diggers really well shy the first half fourth down
crowd map the pre-shooters
That's how important it is
Exploiting that hole and suck the yard shy of the first down
34th play for the Rams of coming against 11 for Seattle
the ground again big hole there oh shit pick up before they take orm down okay
yeah we're just work his magic in this ballpark last Sunday
poofy poofy in second and fourth oh quick move
the the Seahawks what do they got are they born off right this season for
the offensive defense. And what about Rams?
Oh, both.
Zappard throwing. Caught into the end zone goes Terence Ferguson.
Here he is right here. Watch the slow reaction to the 18 who's going to release out there.
He's up. Slow he was to react. He's either looking into the backfield on that play action,
or he's waiting to see which way Pukinakoo is going to go.
My spirals are a little bit more spiral, but I was a good throw, but my spirals are a little bit more sharp.
Oh, whoa, this nigga fell asleep, whoa.
Yeah, Pete, this nigga's fucking gunning nigga.
No cops?
Oh shit.
There's the man, there's the conductor leading the orchestra.
Coming up on the two minute warning.
You got me?
Oh, what the fuck!
Coming up on the two minute warning.
Look at that balance, Shat!
Oh my God!
Yo!
Another love of the call.
Yo!
First down to the 34-yard line.
That was tough!
Four-man rush.
A fast push!
And it's fumbled, and it's going to wind up at the one-yard line.
Oh
Yo
What happened you just hit the ground oh he hit it out of his head wait. Oh my yo
Cooper cup
Yeah, wait
What's to the other side
It creates space and opportunities nice road to catch the hit right
Injuries you follow up
This guy 22 right on my god
Handed Cooper cup, but that hit right there. Oh his helmet actually hit his fucking there
Helmet hit his hand
So cup against his former team
I like to hold the ball tighter than that or something. Oh my god. That should get out of the G
Do you think he went for that on purpose
Is that some football shit?
Like like if you're able to tackle a nigga, but you hit no
Yo, if there's a football anime, I gotta be a technique brother
If I go for the leg tackle
My head will urge a doctor. That'd be some animation. No, I mean oh my god
He did it on purpose. It wasn't luck. There's a second time doing it this season. Is that I need to come
extra money sorry spot. Yes sir.
This nigga, who is this nigga?
I like him.
And the ball off.
Locker inside the 40.
Kenneth Walker is out in front.
Kenneth Walker.
Who is this nigga?
in the middle you'll see the movement from the nose moves over good job with
helping out that he's able to go and I think it's lateral oh my god over good
job with helping out that he's able to get oh my god and that's just can walk
her with great instincts as a ball carrier able to find that hole in the
backside and then uses the speed to outrun the
Oh, he out.
55 yards from Wester.
I don't know if I like it as much.
Yeah, I see balls in that innovation picture.
Us.
Sackers.
Hey, I don't know.
I'll suck it.
You've got a field as a man open makes a catch.
Dang, what?
Xavier Smith.
Wait, why was he out?
I was a wide.
Sackers.
Yeah, A1P.
You've got a field as a man open makes a catch.
Xavier Smith.
I'm a few bit of being why do I fake want to see hearts
swing but I like that pooky nicoto I like that pooky nicoto so I'm conflicted
every time I just I just want to see pooky highlights I don't want to see it
I don't know bro the 511 243 pound play figure and it's gets it down he was
banged it through and back and forth we go with 837 to play in the third
quarter even though he was a young receiver at that time it's you the
the old buck I what about you want to bring Chris Carter's name in there second
Adam's 15
oh
ass is caught
well you knew it was too low later he had it grabbed one and he does
he knew it sooner or later he's him like that
the league whose Arsenal team in the on top of the Premier League and the Nuggets aren't doing
too bad leaders
third
they just picked off
on top of the Premier League and the Nuggets aren't doing too bad
There they just pecked off intercepted by, speaking of Josh Wallace, there is Josh Wallace.
Oh my God, no way.
And he will take it to the one yard line.
Sam Darnold, and I look at this look right here.
I'm thinking it's man to man, but watch what Wallace does.
Comes off of it, baits him, and then steps in front.
So he still can't get the hang of it.
Goes from pre snap to post snap catches Sam Darnold off guard watch our wall this comes off of it
Plans on reading the eyes of Darnold and it steps in front perfectly coached
Crashing at my team was the Seahawks and this is right here. I'll be fucking crashing Lake quorum is the back
He has it
Yo little like his body contorted office
Yo, yo, that's like a
Awkward he has it
Yo, it looks like something broke like his spine broke
What the fuck was that does their job and finishes this off you can see the
Oh my god, this is crazy
Mid-fall, he's done.
Oh!
Just enough there to be able to break the play.
He'll go.
He was broken spine.
Time for the Rams.
That last two.
The Rangers have support.
Got it.
Damn.
He's going to have time, 6 to 30 to go here in his third.
But they're going to have to get out of conservative mode
and start getting aggressive.
God damn.
Drop and then the pass and fighting his way
for what should be a first down.
He's lucky that one one picked after that tip ball.
Second and 10.
Again, a short drop pass call.
Damn.
and she does in backshots takes that to the 44 yard line.
Arnold is on decent protection.
So is not even close to put the cut on the outside
and over two minutes to play in the third
Stafford in the pocket Stafford throws up to the 30
what's happening, bro?
and that will be Zayden
Long gainer earlier first down
Xavier Smith he had the long gainer earlier. He just
Aren't blind and that will be Xavier Smith. He had the long gainer ear. Did he just stop his celebration celebrate?
earlier first down third down and three waning seconds of the quarter
here.
It's coming.
Saber has been thrown right over.
There's the pookie.
Like a pookie.
The two are breaking a tackle.
They change the game.
Like a pookie.
And they will get them at the five yard line.
You know.
Stretches.
Stretches to lead.
And that is.
Whoa.
What was that?
Stretches.
Stretches to lead.
And that is.
Stretches to lead.
Stretches to lead.
And that is going to be.
and that is going to be hold in by Hula.
Damn.
Puka, the Pula.
Puka do the thing.
Check it out there.
Puka, Puka, Puka.
Do the Adderon thing.
And it's just amazing how he does that.
Looks outside, looks outside,
and he brings it inside to Puka.
I know A.R. Loyal's could play football guy.
He A.R. Loyal?
Just sensational.
Side-eye and Puka there.
I know there's Ubin.
Can't trust those lion eyes.
That's awesome. It's incredible and he wasn't sure you know know he denounced him
Wait, what no he got paid wait, what do you mean? He didn't he didn't pay for the link
Are you just saying that or is that confirmed?
He told me
When I appeared the other day, oh he got pressed GG who pressed him
This is just to me to perform a specific movement as part of my next touch on show region as a time
I know it is. Oh my god. He got pressed. I do me part of the same. It was a friend of my ashes
He's got a friend about that shit. Yo
Get the fuck out of here. We cares
three years that passes caught with a jibba taken down at the 38 yard line 11
and challenge to play in regulation Arnold fires caught on the run his
professor athlete he cares no he don't care he care cuz he got a trouble with
gang like what what nobody fucking what like what is a joke
yo these niggas suck yo see y'all niggas ass nigga yo yo yo i ain't gonna lie and you'll see it
sucks nigga these niggas suck these niggas piss me off bro i'm gonna get tight nigga god damn
One of their best pass rushers at 300 pounder watch 91 show it now drop
Replace that linebacker completely fool Sam Darnold and a big man comes up with it
Third Adam Sticks. I know this team's pretty good, right? We know that we know that that's for sure
How tight we on it is right here, bro. Seahawks fans. Well, it is crashing right now or no
I
Look at the 49er Suns playing
Who's the 40 dollars son in this situation? Which one of these two?
Tight dog mad tight happy mad they were creaming both
I think it's like the 49ers
I
Like the nighters I'm alive. Do not just got aura. They like Ravens got aura
But they probably suck I feel like the reason it's Ravens suck on under they suck
But they franchising for that Ravens franchise. I got over all time
Shaper it's growing and that's incomplete. Hey, bro. Jennings is team is fan of one of the three worst teams in the whole fucking league game
I'm saying some some shit. I'm saying some some shit.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Ain't the Giants some shit?
The Giants some fuckin' shit?
Not too much, buddy.
Giants got a QB?
Wait.
But didn't- didn't- didn't the fuckin' sense lowkey last-
Aren't they taking it?
But didn't they when they- they game last week? Last week game?
You might get hung one might get home, but
The dolphin some shit. Yeah, but we got we got good reasons to be shit
Beat the Panthers, what's the Panthers record are they shit?
We not we I thought we as a state we as South Florida to
I
Think so we go chill, bro. Oh, hold on. Did I just say we oh my god
That's just natural over the Florida. She's South Florida, bro
They claim your team, bro. There's a thing. I don't like nobody left on that team, bro
But I like but this is dolphins while I like the dolphins naturally game like
That's tough
Yo, what about be a dolphins fan bro? No, bro. That's depressed. That sounds depressing game
game. To a hella nice. He has ain't his brain some mush right now game. Let me come because
she's my dog up bro. I see my dog like this about nine times in a year bro. This is scary
the game.
The fool is there 21 just because they won the Super Bowl
with that regular season was fantastic.
They caught fire at the right time.
Yep.
And a whole lot.
Tampa Bay and Brady and be San Francisco coming from behind
the championship game.
Meanwhile, the punnest part and down the line goes.
What wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Yo.
I know niggas was tight.
I know you were at your, I know niggas was tight.
Hold on, okay.
I know niggas was tight. I know you read your I know niggas was tight. Oh, no, okay
championship game me walk the punished pot and down the line
machine
For the store
A man was fired for this play you're lying
Are you to say that
Yeah, what do you say joseph in that? Yo, we just we just joseph
We jocin, we jocin.
What city they sit at in?
We jocin.
Montenno.
Vermont.
Down the line goes Rashid Shahid for the score.
Rashid Shahid, yo.
Cup sprints in motion.
Arnold throws and it will be out for the two points.
Four man rush.
Stafford chased.
Escapes.
Throws.
field and the traffic and then he escapes, throws down field and then he
Oh, I was muted. He caught that? No way he caught that sheet. I don't believe it.
Stopper chased, escapes, throws down field, traffic and that is incomplete.
I'm about to say it, I'm about to say it.
Start this drive, look 43, Shaheed, flag is thrown,
she's healing another good run, but, but, but, but, but, but.
Yo, this, this was shit, they could be moving.
Throne, she's healing another good run.
Had a lot of blockers been on timing though.
Three, Shaheed, flag is thrown,
she's healing another good run, but, but, but, but, but.
Where's it gonna go?
Play pocket three.
You nice, yo shut up
Whoa, whoa rams are scrolling yo, yo, yo, yo, what are they doing? Why rolling left that's a long-ass
Yo, what are they doing?
And the way he's gonna make, PUTT!
Barnard, PUTCH THAT OUT!
What the fuck is that?
I was saying what was that goddamn?
Oh my god, he broke this nigga.
Yo!
Chat that's why look when you run your routes you gotta run in the same every time game
So when you do something different you throw the niggas off you throw niggas off but run them same every time game
You do what I'm saying look he thought he's gonna dig me
Just like that, bro
You know saying okay. Did I say did I lotto did I lotto?
He come up bro. You gotta know shit like that
No, I know I ain't live bruh
Play me in Madden. Sorry as me. What a fuck would I play a game I never played before in my life?
Yeah, but the Bears game was good to
Strung in the middle of the field these two teams obviously
unable to hit the two-pointer but with six twenty-three
and the way they're defense but like I remember that shit
it's giving an interesting finish here
does it go that way three receivers to the left
let's throw here
and into a lot of traffic and incomplete
man there was a whole traffic jam on the left side
I'm going to be rolling on the
field. Yo, he actually got
there. Oh my god. You're on
top of it. That's exactly
what they're looking for. It
wouldn't that be the crazier
thing? Continues action here.
Sharpen they did pick up the
ball. In the rule. They got
30 points because of what
rule? So, Brad Allen will
get on the headset. Check it
out. I don't think anybody
We probably wouldn't either without Terry.
That's for real.
Bro, you threw it at...
That angle looks backwards there.
Terry, we're gonna...
Oh, that ain't flying no low key, bro.
It was a fast ass pass, right off the spine.
That angle looks back.
Look how fast he just looked.
Saw the nigger?
There.
Wait, this is a good spot.
He was an Iron Ash.
It was too late, it was too late.
late. Yo, we're going to bring you one more time. What do you what do you see again? That
last big is going to go backward as past. So it was a fumble and the see us they recovered
backward past. So it was a fumble and the see up here recovered it.
Show from overhead. It's clearly backward. Even if it was parallel, that would be
considered backwards. So if we look at that overhead shot again, he releases it
And and it clearly goes backward to the point of first touching so so what does that mean though?
What does that mean though?
What does that mean?
There's the recovery right there
Imagine this announcement this place will go
Ballistic, I mean for what's at stake is this the craziest two-point conversion?
Oh my God, I would be so tight. I would be so tight. Oh my God. I would be so tight if I was a Diggs.
Holy shit!
Oh my God!
Looked like Thanos when he picked up his gauntlet.
Man that nigga bro.
Man that nigga bro. This nigga didn't even know he was going to get a 2 point triple. Did he know?
Ever ever the time I think anybody I think he knew it. I didn't know game of this magnet
He thought it was good in the fourth quarter
So Brad Allen is the man of the moment right now
It tells us after reviewing the play the quarterback through a backward pass
It was recovered in the end zone by the offense and it was successful conversion.
Yo, what were legacy, oh my God, I mean it's a rule so like you gotta respect it.
Oh my God, has that always been the rule?
That's always been like that.
Damn, cunt.
Just super rare.
That is.
Hey bro, good call then.
the craziest ever we're niggas mad I mean how you gonna get better rules you can't get better rules
what's for again Stafford he's got a man open and the first down Terrence Ferguson got free huge play
Stafford they still trying to the Stafford throwing nobody is there nobody is even
Well, hold on. I go live. I go live. I go live.
Hawks on the ass now.
Hawks on the ass.
Like, you could tell the momentum is cooked.
She got 2-11 at a clock stop.
You could tell, like, ever since...
She's in the Rams to lead.
...and an end to the third.
These niggas some folders bro, they fold in gang they can't handle a fucking pressure of a close game
Here's the thing with the bears
I don't want to
Side side Tommy the bears game was good, but isn't every bears game like a close dog fight
Is it every bears game them like coming back or some shit or like some close shit?
Yeah
Yes, because they asked
But they have a good record though
down the middle. It was with
you. It looked like it was
right down the middle. How did
that curve like that? Falling
to the right. Drifting. Yo.
Wow. So, not only that, now
Seattle has the ball. It's
some of the time now. You've
got the two minute warning with
the 30 yard line. Well, we
Who's Sam Bradford who's that the coach for?
QB
Wrong player
Barbara QB the the why do you say that what he's not even on the fucking field wait if he retired
Yeah
Under pressure oh my god
Arnold in the pocket down under pressure
Donald's gonna get sacked back at the 29 yard line
first
It's bad as living both there. Yeah, y'all haven't scored in the whole quarter nigga. Shut up
That's all the left side for the jib out of the slide Donald goes
and that's going to be knocked down so it's incomplete stop for five fourth and 17 second
down ten. Stafford. He's reaching up the cooler. Holes it in. Sixty-six seconds.
Yo. In regulation. Come in once again.
goes and that's contested is it gone?
Go lefty here.
Staffers fires and he's over there.
Looking for the cool will overgrown from the 28.
Extra pressure.
Look out.
I'm about to get tight.
Oh, they're going to split.
Got him by the ankle.
Pooner forward.
Knocks him down there.
Yo, these fat ass niggas is fucking fucking them.
I am fucking jumping over this nigga landing on this nigga on his fucking head on his fucking helmet
I'm fucking do a flip over this nigga and fucking
Land on this nigga's fucking head nigga make it to the teeth to the ends
There's always
I
That show really got any strong no flag
On the other side of the game went ot yo yo time that nigga bro. I'm watching this. Oh
I didn't realize this OT game
I thought it was like the last 10 seconds of the floor
I
Stafford comes back the other way finds the open man there. That's a person. Good coms. Oh good coms. Good coms
On the other side
Stafford fires
Hook and the cooler 41 yards watch him drop into this lane and this crosser
How is he always here? Not now, but right there Lane and this cross
He's got to wait for him to clear not now, but right there
Nobody throws that ball better than Matthew Stafford that in breaking big brown roll
From the 39 yard line play action
That's tough. That's a Jackson nigger.
Now comes the driver.
Jackson, whoa, he's.
Now, now, now comes the driver.
All right.
My dog, he get holes.
My dog for show get holes.
My dog for show get holes.
OK.
Here's the touchdown, Al.
What a job by Darnell with a nice play fake,
and a good job of separating by JSN.
No receptions in the first half.
All 96 yards in a touchdown.
in the second half.
Barnard in motion.
Darnold throws.
Woo!
Whoa!
Eric Sobber!
Darnold throws.
Hutted.
Barnard in motion.
Darnold.
Dang, what?
What?
What?
Darnold throws.
It was Paul and the two points, Eric Sauber.
They throw to Agaio, that made a catcher.
It was targeted all night long.
Walling game.
The three receivers to the right.
The tight end leads.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
Oh my god the precision
Your full-boss crazy game
Football's crazy game. That's just OD bro. That should look so simple from like when the play happened at first
But bro
that's tough game and I thought he was going to lose bro but I was going to get some shit
when we all was losing game I was calling out some shit.
Pookie's still here though Pookie's here but the Rams are not here bro the Rams are not
I have the lambs, lambs, attach that lambs, I'm sorry.
And your colors suck, your colors are ass, lambs nigga.
How do I tell you?
My fault, bro.
Nigga shut the fuck up.
Rammus.
Chill.
Chill.
Well, the Rams special teams played a role in three of the team's four losses this season,
included there's a nice defeat in Seattle, and now changes are being made.
Damn.
Jets.
Dang.
The Jets are still a team, bro.
I don't know how my dad is a fan of these niggas of the day.
I don't know how my class is apparently something to this day, bro
Hold on. Let me watch some some hoops. I want some hoops, bro. Thanks
That's a fucking hoops game
All I'm saying thunder y'all better not lose this game, bro
Y'all got the same record pretty much the same record the Warriors had when they
went on the historic run. I'm not gonna look at the check cuz I'm probably gonna spoil me.
Y'all better not lose this game game. Two games in like a week?
Lost this? Y'all got aura right now.
Sure you got, y'all got aura bro.
It's a double.
It's a double.
Not going to get shot.
The rail to the board, struck and stoned.
And Chris Gaines is incensed.
Line with the five-digit.
Cross half court.
What the fuck?
The rail to the board, struck and stoned.
Oh, he climbed in that red space.
And Chris Gaines is incensed.
Cross half court to get in the drill of the official
And he's still upset. Yo, yo, it is 1511 game it is the first quarter. What do we turn it up for that is?
And he's gone
Not even half
Wait, it's in the game wait
What a fucking game
Bro, it's whole time I thought it was that I thought it was that I thought it was that
I thought that was sort of F50. I was like, why is it F1511, yeet?
Yo!
One degrees? Fuck, I'm here.
the
and we're going to be in the
side Minnesota 17 on the
season.
Jaylin Williams.
You look like a toy for
Thaddos.
Let's get away and so coming
out in this first quarter with
him on the return.
Let's see what kind of energy
some tremendous part defenders in this game that will match up with one hand.
That's like that, he's back!
Yeah, so nice, man.
Julius, I think the way you move, when you begin to love this,
but I hate the way you move.
Oh, yeah, it's like that.
All right.
Is that well?
I
Shabby looking like he moving like chill like slow mo bro
Goddamn, bro.
Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.
Oh yeah. Welcome to all, man.
Alright, go for it.
You should practice a little bit different against us, okay?
Williams is good, in no case to me.
Yeah, well, you can piss me off, bro.
You can't just even say that.
Oh.
Fuck! That would have been nice.
Brand on the offensive board.
Brand on the offensive board.
Brown, are you so fucking ugly, bro?
Good bucket, though.
I don't know, it's not here.
I'm gonna be a foul there with the Daniels
for that speaking left hand of Donald Trump.
MCA ain't got it.
right back after the offensive board
don't know
it's short another offensive board
don't know we know
and that was much needed
as Dorth
most high-level
three out there for minutes
so good it seems Joe from that attack
no warning he's just playing
shit
he not done
now three that's a nice
Oh my God!
That's a nice ass big man on the hook.
Here, hold on.
Shoot that shit out of it.
Bones Hollands is a swaggy nigga, bro.
Now that's a nigga, he's a swaggy hooper, man.
I don't give a fuck.
25, 17, OK, safe.
Break that nigga down.
You too little.
Oh my God.
Yo, gang, y'all hate shade.
Shay hate gotta gotta gotta stop but the niggas just nice game
The niggas is nice room like the shade ain't gotta stop bro anytime nigga compliment shades D1 dick rather deep dick rather
But you come in I come in a player y'all like it's not dick right no, but what a shade is dick right on y'all niggas is fucking
Other drones bro y'all just Twitter niggas bro
Get your little ass off me you jump off this pump and I'm laying on both y'all glass
seconds to go in the first.
Show me some now.
Show me some more!
Yes!
I want him to be good so bad.
He had started the last three in Edward's absence.
Oh!
Ooh!
From STS three in Edward's absence.
Oh!
You got that big fellow.
You got that big fellow.
By the way,
Mitchell,
What's up rage I'm lonely as fuck
What's your lame ass on my fucking strain nigga?
Tell me how you lonely
Cut it in my chat, tell me how you want. I'm good fuck. I'm supposed to kill you lonely. Get some bitches that nigga
Fuck I'm supposed to do. Bill bitch
What's your lame ass?
Aren't we all gay? I'm too busy to be lonely. Everybody in this channel is coming. Have a seat.
Lay down. Spend the night with us.
I
It's the turn around floater
One of the most improved players in the league by far taking every advantage
Oh yeah, I like that, I like that
By far taking every advantage of the opportunity
And that was easy goose
Pop it on the zazz, pop it on the zazz
Shit, God, is he nipper?
No, you see, I hope you score on it on the zazz
Oh, he was shot.
His little ass.
Now that's where he live, isn't it?
Down on him.
My boy.
Oh my God.
Oh, he was shot.
Oh my God, baby.
Don't move me!
Good moving without the ball, boys!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Stop the bleeding
You better
I
Gank
Gank
Rudy you are some shit
Go bear you're some fucking dog shit gang, but come on. That's that's deserving SGA glaze this nigga just blocked
Jaden mit Daniels and a Ruy go bear 72 s
And I'm this do you wonder if I say that's calm bro. You're on this one. I'm a lame
Look, look at this shit
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yo, you're ass.
What are you looking at, son of a bitch?
What you crying for? You miss, bitch!
Fuckin' suck!
You're literally just ass, man.
They laughin' on the bed.
Look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that.
That pressure, look at that.
Yeah, that is tight.
Oh, she took that shot of his hand.
Bro, done a got defense, bro.
Side job deep in the corner, connects.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh.
Floor, okay.
So ugly, so fucking ugly.
Fuck
No light boy, that's not good, so...
Oh shit, good split in the deep end.
Yo!
J-Will, no you didn't.
Us!
Us!
He doesn't hit the thing in the face.
Watch right here watching watching watching
Yeah, we're just gonna write in the fucking jaw
The shot
Oh my god. Oh my god. I like that one. I like that one though.
He's got the ball for the cross.
And a pressure on the defense.
And three to the champion.
Gildes Alexander with the response.
Two responses.
Dorn clicks the wrist.
And he's caught again from deep.
Take them for deal.
Yes, physical.
I stepped in, kicked out, got blasted, mentalized it, on the drive, the crowd was killed.
He's just elevated this franchise, and he's the north star for here.
And then we're going to go into the rockers.
I know five is in Boston, but this doesn't feel right, as you may be touched down to three.
And look at the 14-3, 0-3 seen from two minutes ago in the third.
Hardest time the offense are going to close.
Oh, nothing, oh, this shit.
All right, what's up?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
You have an advantage to attack Wallace.
Hey!
Hey!
MJ would be proud, gang.
Sit up.
You have an advantage to attack Wallace.
Hey!
So much body control, so much strength.
Hey!
That goes window-sharpened!
So much strength.
Quick pass, ill advised, Wallace.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What they call them?
What they call them?
Are they easy?
Hey, get a word. Get a word.
Work out, work out, work out, work out.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
and Shay on the bench they gotta take advantage
and be the center.
Yo, Shay, sending me a sheet.
Still in half into the water.
Lost his balance, still in the center.
Long go, rebounded, and three times out of herself.
Bucket and a five.
Shay's down here.
What's up?
Oh, hell no.
That doesn't get it back.
And hold it.
Shay's down here, bro.
He has muscles inside.
champion
No, we should have saw that they didn't play that I want to see how does that got to turn over again
That's break a little light
to
Shit get back on fucking defense I'm crying whole-ass
Edwards just pulled down his
Bucking so nice
23.
Shake it or not.
And C.A.A.
With the answer.
O.K. sees only this one.
Oh my God, he's in the full court.
I go off.
And the closing game is different.
They call him founder.
You're all decent.
Oh my God, no way.
No way to do it.
No way to come back, right?
No, no, no, no.
Hang a lie.
And gotta come be here, bro.
And gotta come be here.
And it's about that.
It's the last two minutes of the game.
Random.
And attack fall.
Leaves it to Rhee.
Shoot and fuck this door.
No.
Oh, yeah.
You got fucking jigging, niggas.
Get fucking jigging.
Oh, that's a bad.
And that was good D gang, like that was good D. Look, he's there, he's there, hand two,
he got away, hand two nice.
That's his better offense gang, great D, better offense gang, he was, he was sticking them.
So
Fuck is this yo didn't get nice day as she a how you go respond game
It blocked that
Yo, it has been coming up big on these blocks to gay
I
Y'all deserve a loose y'all had an open shot
It was whooping this game though, but
Yeah
The bad news is they're going to the free-throw line J. W. Dorsalt what for living little fourth
Randall
They're going to play defense, here's the thing, they're going to play it just like
a tight, you got to guard the three, they need a three, oh no, I like this, it's over,
It's played over.
It is, it is, it is, it is on it.
It's on it, it's on it, it's on it.
That hit on his hip, it's over.
Oh my!
Michael!
Up ahead!
And the foul is gone!
That's actually a victory.
That's actually a victory.
They're cleaning it up at the end.
Rockwell expires.
Minnesota.
They trailed 107, 104,
Close the game on an 8-0 run.
Thanks so much, Grady.
And you guys lose your head coach early in this one
to an ejection.
You hand the Thunder just their third loss on the season.
The competition.
One, Thunder not touching that Warriors record, I'm sorry.
I don't see it.
The thunder died being 73 and 9 no cap
What happened to the cabs last year the Reggie's gonna happen in November
Am I going another street, but they ain't getting a server 39 again. It is not
It is him
And is him bro
This is so cold and just puts this from his burner as you count. I'll get back to you after the highlights finish uploading
This is cat.
It's got, it's a cat.
This is Brian.
and what yo SGA he posted the SGA this FaceTime call game low where I go
like yo I like that though that's that's that's to create tension animosity and
fucking beef and drama nigga don't call fucking start drama nigga
I don't start drama and more robberies nigga what the fuck you calling me I thought
Whoop your ass every time I want to forget my fucking line nigga. What do you think he was calling him about chat?
Soon
What do you think he's calling him about Raid so gullible that's his burning game. It's actually a burner
What the fuck
Chainsaw Man Assassin's Ark?
Drop 14 minutes ago!
What the fuck?
What is this dropping?
Holy hell.
It's going to be peak chat not a lot.
I was only stroking it but then I saw her face card and started busting it like a Glock
19 with a switch low key shooting so fast sees on the real no for
Chat do you want to continue with the reactor hop on cyberpunk because we could dead
Have a just a react like no cyber or we have a hop on cyberpunk
You watch this how to investigate and interrogate a narcissist video
You want to watch this
How to interrogate a narcissist I wanted to watch that on the lowest of keys
Cyberpunk
I
Want to get cozy them the lights this vibe bro
Cyberpunk bro
Bro CP you want me to chop wait, what do you mean? What do you see Pee game?
I guess you want to check it was this lady
WWE on their need last week. I visited the mole people underground nigga what?
The what
The what what's underground nigga the who oh
Chow also
Bro, we never watched the outdoor boys video
It doesn't outdoor boys video
Let's you try to put someone on to outdoor boys and it's their first time watching what video you putting them on
I do want to watch the underground shit though.
If you wanted to show something like yo, they have one chance to watch outdoor boys, I have
to show them one video to pique their interest.
What would it be?
Literally any of that's in the winter.
out shelter under 10 feet of snow solo camping and survival shelter those one that I saw that
G.O.'s was like surviving during a blizzard a strong storm or something like that that
I wanted to watch I don't seem calm was it called you watch that dumb in gym video
No, I didn't hey GG. Oh, you're here
Hello, my name is Luke Nichols camping in snow some with no tent no sleeping bag stick of the crack it
He's a fucking crack in bro. I don't care show us the balls. All right, let me piss though
When I'm pissed what do y'all want to watch
You know what
Play this game with those same thing is me
If you do
$200
Where's that like great lakes like you're on you're on okay, Sam me like
Like you see me. Okay, like toho
Toho.
Toho.
Toho.
Okay.
I think it's him.
Shut up.
Lake Mary.
Yola.
Lake Baikal.
Lake Victoria.
Lake Okeechobee.
Lake Ontario.
Lake Claire.
Caspian Sea.
It is Lake.
Yeah.
Lake Villarica in Southern Chile.
That's exactly what it is.
What do you guys think I have?
Michigan.
Lake Superior.
Lake Superior.
Lake Superior.
Lake Superior.
Lake Superior.
Lake Superior.
Lake Superior.
Lake Superior.
Lake Superior.
Lake Superior. You all survived.
Next, we'll start with Pablo.
Name an advanced science concept,
but not so advanced that no one here has heard of it.
Oh, I'm getting this.
The goal is not aura-farming.
The goal is don't say the same thing as me.
Would immunology be...
Yes.
...but aren't enough?
That's good. That's advanced.
Is this a concept like a theory or...?
Yeah.
Okay, Pythagorean theory.
Ontology.
It's like, like, grandstanding, like a scientific, like, grandstanding.
Okay.
Like biochemistry work? Sure.
Particle physics.
Orbital mathematics.
Strength theory.
Um, microbiology.
Can you be like a principal?
Yes.
A Bernoulli's principal.
Quantum.
Quantum? Did one of you already say quantum? Or no?
Okay.
Like, quite economics?
Okay.
Anyways, that's fine.
Evolution?
Name a country flag with white on it.
Miles.
Iceland?
Wait.
Sam?
Oh.
India?
Pakistan?
Honduras.
Austria?
Spain?
Nigeria?
Canada.
Egypt.
Greece.
Australia.
Brazil.
Brazil.
It starts.
Okay.
One of you is out.
I swear if you put Honduras just a mess with me.
It's private too.
Canada.
I knew it.
So I get a bet now?
Huh?
get a bet though? Yeah if the person you bet on goes on to win you get 50 bucks. I
think that Robert's gonna win. Name a word that starts with inter. Enter? Inter
such as intersection. I'll give you give you one of them. Miles you're up.
Inter-mere. Inter-microbial. Inter-racial. Interchangeable. Inter-disciplinary.
Interplanetary.
Interdimensional.
Intergalactic.
Intersex.
Interinal.
Intercellular.
Alright guys.
I have interspecies.
You good?
Name a word that starts with A and has seven or more letters.
Pablo?
Alphabet.
background.
That's the yellow shirt.
Archetype.
Echo.
Astralipithecus hominid.
Astronomer.
Atmospheric.
You guys did a good job.
1990 who miles on 12 and your men brother yeah I was thinking about um Prince of
bride I'm pretty sure that came out before Tommy boy is that in the 80s you
sure it's not the 90s I think it's 80s I'll double check I'll check it that's
95 go again I like landing you can you can tell him some you can tell him
some that you think I might have. Romeo and Juliet.
Romeo and Juliet.
Psycho.
Airplane.
King Kong, that's the first one, you know.
Citizen Kane.
Before 1990s, killer clowns from outer space.
That's not the 90s.
I thought it was before.
OK, keep going.
The Goonies.
Great.
Grapes of wrath?
I believe it's called that.
Alright guys, I have die hard.
I feel like I'm going to get one of you here.
Name a famous businessman, dead or alive.
Pablo.
Carlos, his name?
Mexican network guy.
Yeah, he was the world's richest man for a while.
Steve Jobs.
I'm going to go Pablo Escobar.
That's a banger.
That's a banger.
Comment section.
Going to love that.
Rockefeller?
Of course.
Jeffrey Epstein.
He's right.
Epstein.
He's right.
He's actually a fad, but keep going.
I might feel what it's a guy
Warren Buffett
Tom Ford
Lawrence stroll
Henry Ford Henry Ford sorry. No, but Tom Ford is good. That's true. Yeah fashionista. You seem a lot
Alright guys mark Cuban
Name a bird miles bird
I'm gonna go with Falcon.
Can I go with Parakeet Falcon or is that?
No, you can't.
Okay, okay.
I'll go...
I don't want to say Blue Jays because they just lost.
They just lost, though.
Blue Jays.
Toronto Blue Jays.
That was Swan Neck?
Or Swanbill or whatever?
Yeah.
Um, Emerald Hummingbird.
Rose Eight Spoonbill.
Canary.
Kiwi.
Parakeet.
Parakeet.
A seagull.
A librae.
Castle Warrie.
I have Macaw.
Name, a famous building.
Ooh.
I'm thinking.
It's in Borska Street, where they live in London.
Okay.
Big fan.
Um, Eiffel Tower.
The V.S. Savoy.
The art on it.
What is it?
The V.S. Savoy.
Okay.
The art on it.
Here's Basilica, the World Trade Center, referring to before 2001.
The Twin Towers.
Twin Towers.
Sears Tower.
Who's out?
Who lost?
Be honest.
Be honest.
Who lost?
What do you mean, you bitch?
Keep playing.
All right, can I order food?
I'm hungry.
What do y'all want?
I order y'all something too.
Finish around?
Okay, let me let the round finish.
Policy M.
Cone's Cathedral or Cone's Cathedral?
Building seven.
The what?
It was getting so based.
Bank of America building.
Nice.
Surprise, surprise,
none of you said Jeffrey Epstein's like church house
Okay, I have the pentagon. I can't believe none of you said that.
What's that animal?
Black bear.
You know what? I'm not going to go there.
I'm not going to go black bear because that's too easy.
It's supposed to be a tadpole. A tadpole is a good one.
A tadpole.
it's a hard question that blackbird what blackbird a fly is black is that black
a fly an orca a garden snake yeah not a garden but the racer oh yeah
I
I'm gonna go with shark which shark
I might switch it then
Black shark
Why'd you say shark?
Yeah, I go I just pissed me off, bro. How does bitch even say here? What do you mean shark?
What shark is black?
either I'm slow or she's smart as fuck the bear okay
Banglone cockroach black mamba this thing is smart this thing is smart right here it's
a historian um public in the north east us do you think they're gonna say like let's
do some easy chat do some easy do some easy do do any city in New York you can do any
city in New York you can do any city in like Maryland but remember do not really you think
You think you're gonna take that?
Portland, yo, bam, this nigga, yo, what the fuck?
Portland, Maine.
You're him. You are him. Oh, my God, you're him.
Oh, um...
Hartford, Connecticut.
Oh
I have
Wait
I'm gonna go with new pulse New York Albany, New York
Montpelier, Long Island, New York, Burlington, Vermont,
Prophets, Rhode Island.
Illinois considered Northeast? No.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Allentown, Pennsylvania.
Hershey, Pennsylvania.
Concord.
Bummer.
I have Boston.
I have Boston.
Antider.
Komodo Dragon.
Venus flytrap no it's a plant that's not an animal that's a carnivore no no
it's not an animal okay okay okay fine carnivorous plants that's what that is
excellent thank them
I
Know I'm gonna McDonald's chef American crock
Oh, okay cheetah
well
What well, okay?
Yo chat, I can't get a max awesome on me double through through doordash, bro
How am I sauce on my shirt?
alligator
Okay, uh, Giant Squid.
Komodo Dragon.
Let me say my shark.
Wild Dog.
Leave notes.
Dog, Ocelot. Okay.
I have Wolf.
I haven't been able to add a note on DoorDash in two years.
It doesn't let me.
Alright, for 50 bucks, who do you think's gonna win?
I think Robert's gonna win.
Name a country with five letters.
send its name.
Chile.
Perfect.
Yeah.
GGs, bro.
GGs.
GGs.
What?
IAT, IAT.
You guys can help her, you know.
IAT, IAT.
I'm going to need a little help with this one.
Benin, in Africa.
China.
Benin.
China.
Egypt.
Egypt. Burma. Not it's official name right now. I think the United States
recognized me. No. The U.N. does not. Okay. Let me think.
Oh my god this is hard now. I'm hard. Do you guys have any in mind? I got three but
They probably been said yeah, I don't take you
We had ten piece Italy Italy
Libya
Yeah, man
Oh, yeah, sure she did
Ordered has any of this has any of this in all right, honey. Yeah chat. Let's react. I'm sorry
Marvel's biggest mistake wait
It's not Hulk I don't want it
You have to watch this soon don't got to be today, but we got to watch this soon. I don't give a fuck
Go back gang. I'm not finishing that 30 minute video retard kill yourself
We were watching that shut up nigga, I don't even fuck what you was watching it was I watching the good none of that
Was I watching nigga, I said was watching
reported
Come on, I do y'all don't want to see what's going on
This ain't underground fucking people inside Las Vegas
Okay, I might give outdoor boys prior might make it dark in my room
I'm gonna put on a hoodie, y'all get it, y'all get it snuggled?
Get comfy, get cozy, get my hoodie, get cozy, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it,
I'm correct, I'm correct.
Really?
I'm the guy who's shit though.
Ha ha ha!
I'm just...
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You got it?
It's not even comfy, this one's one of the horror ones, bro.
I want a comfy hoodie on, bro.
Great.
My guy.
Who the fuck been taking my hoodies, bro?
Hey, thank you, Raidery. You liked my...
50th February YouTube creator after this...
Wait, what?
You're on, on what gets cold in Florida?
It gets cold in your asshole when my dick leaves it.
It's not there warming up anymore.
Whole ass nigga.
Hello, my name is Luke Nichols.
And this is my life outdoors YouTube channel.
And no, you're not imagining things.
This is not my YouTube channel.
Some of you guys may have heard
that Steven's wife was recently diagnosed with cancer.
So right now, he's got a lot on his plate, taking care of his wife and his four kids.
So I thought I might step in and do a little YouTube video for him.
Well, you can collect.
What's this?
You were like, so he can worry about one thing at a time.
And so here I am, with no tent, no sleeping bag, and I'm going to be sleeping.
No, I've got about two hours to build a shelter
and gather enough firewood to last 17 hours of darkness.
Oh, and because this is Steven's channel, I will be doing a little bit
of gear review along the way.
So come along for the ride.
It's a really good time.
What?
First of all, W, man.
Is he not cold?
Now, Lil' Latt, it's freezing.
He got like, I feel like he got like no billiard.
Whoa.
This how much gear I got on when it's like 20 degrees,
game?
Man, I'm getting a late start today.
It's almost 2 o'clock, and the sun's going to set at 4.
You know snow looks depressing sometimes though, I don't know.
I've never really been in snow though.
An otter?
Otters?
Oh my god!
Otters being cold as shit like this?
close to frozen over fuck on her fuck on her like that
can tell right now that there's no dignified way to get down this hill game
what's yo is he just holding a selfie stick I burned up a lot of time getting
Close to sunset. I need to really find a place to camp. It's really hard to gather materials in the dark
What's the tip? Oh, that's a good little spot. Maybe I like this root ball
You can see where a big bird tree just tipped over and it's roots pulled up made this wall of dirt
It's a great place to build your shelter one because why wall that I don't have to make
Another area underneath the root ball, you know, that's bare ground
And you can look at it and see what kind of dirt it is
So a lot of clay and rocks and bird trees don't grow in swamps
So I know if I build a fire here, it's not gonna thaw out a swamp and turn into a mud hole
There's just plenty of fuel for a fire materials for my shelter
chat
There's a good knowledge to know when we get stranded in wilderness the middle of snow storm
Good fucking knowledge. The hell is that a
saw
You would die immediately, why the fuck would I die?
I only need to change the saw blade about once every year or two
I like niggas that recommend shit that they're not sponsored for cuz you know that shit's calm dead ass
There's a number of copycats out there now, but this is the original the best
Nigga, I'ma turn into a cannibal and eat you if you get stranded
Why the fuck would you eat me over a bear we could fucking hitch out a bear and kill that shit and eat as you're there
Or a hair.
You find a fucking rabbit?
It's hard to emphasize how much of a time crunch I'm in right now.
I've got about two and a half hours before it's dark.
So in the next two hours I need to cut enough wood to build my shelter and supply my fire
to keep me warm all night long.
So what I do is I just gather all the wood I can, throw it in a pile near the shelter,
and then if the sun goes down on me I can sit there and work on it next to the
fire.
Water around in the dark looking for trees. I can't see
Yo, all that while holding a little selfie stick
This is good knowledge though chat
But there's a lot of dead birch here
Birch trees burn a lot hotter and longer than spruce trees
So I'll need much less birch firewood. I know the difference. I know the difference in the two chat
And look at a birch tree versus spruce tree
Which tree versus.
How'd you know chat.
Us minecrafters know.
What is it?
What a bird street little light shot.
How would you know?
Color and girth.
Like what is these right?
Okay, which one is this white one right here?
Bergers or spruce?
So does this mean I'm camera manning an outdoor
boy stream yes birch what's this right here too is this birch too
oak yeah this is yeah this is like some real oak shit so this is this is y'all
said this was one birch and the spruce looks like what
chat okay okay which ones what the fuck which was this right here this is a
spruce
you'd fall you'd fall before I did it I grew up in the mountains boy what do you
mean by boy I grew up in the fucking swamp you understand what I'm saying you
wouldn't know what the fuck to do with the animals are so fucking attacking you
game that's my expertise animal pull-up I'm good you know what do with a gator
or come at your fucking tent niggas
group of Fort Lauderdale nigga that's the city hell no knocked my glasses off
somewhere down here I think
we'll be fucking pumping oh and Marguerite they were really buried all
Alright, I'm gonna put him in my pocket.
Well, the birch trees will make good firewood.
But I need the spruce trees for my structure.
I'm gonna cut that one down and that one.
Marguette, no.
Yo, he really knocked that shit down.
Wait, what he?
Oh, he had a little, little, little, little monster tool.
Yeah, he just fucking knocking that tree down.
How long do you think it takes
to saw that shit it have?
Like a minute, like just a cup one time.
I need to put some vigor in my step.
There's a couple of nice dead trees.
10, 20 seconds.
Like this part right here, like that.
I ain't talking about to axe it there.
Yo, that's bad.
Chad, has there been any forest fires during snowstorms?
Is that possible?
A forest fire during snowstorms
Now, yes, how could I'm getting mixed answers?
Like we have to say yes to the digger say no
Like if this nigga lit this shit on fire on a budget trees would it was spread or would it go out?
Like if what about this type of snow this type of like snowstorm
I need to get a fire going. It's getting dark.
No, it's too wet. It was spread. When it was spread, no one.
I hope you drop your phone in the toilet.
It's all wet logs, gang. The temperature is going to drop here
once the sun comes out. Y'all are not even giving me the same answer. I need a nice fire
before I start freezing up. I gotta be really careful where I put my tools down.
The snow will bury them so quick and then you can't find them and then you're in real trouble.
I
Get the old I keep having to put my glasses on my head now tell you what it is really wet out here all
Okay, well my mom started wearing reading glasses
That's my knees
Yes, I've seen her doing this sometimes a shit that shit
Chajipiti says yes
King and covered in ice what made her wear glasses. Fuck you can be really challenging to start a fire
So I'm gonna use one of these a duro flame fire starters really love these things the waterproof windproof
They burn like the devil the super duper light
They're about the same way to styrofoam and take a little stick and wrap some cotton ball around it
That's handy. Kind of use it like a little torch. That's fucking handy as fuck.
Kind of use it like a little stick and wrap some cotton ball around it. Wait, what did he use?
What's that? What the fuck did he use to spark that? Kind of use it like a little torch
My hands are shaking
Oh, Flint, Flint and Steel on some Minecraft shit, look at that.
I go through and knock all the limbs off the poles.
The limbs and scrap pieces go in the fire, the parts I'm going to use to build my shelter.
I lean up against the root ball, let those dry next to the fire so they're nice and
warm and dry.
This is actually cool. I'd fall asleep watching shit like this, bro.
And he edits it perfectly, like every second is some interesting shit.
I had my head lamp around my neck for when it gets dark, and a branch snagged it and
shot my headlamp into the snow. I see it flew around somewhere around here.
What? No, you gotta find that shit, bro.
I still flash like Gary.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, that would have been bad. Let's go
Good fires, bro
God damn
I'm gonna be sleeping tonight right where this fire is all the dirt in this giant root ball and all the dirt underneath the
Fire is storing massive amounts of heat energy and the more heat
I can dump into the ground and into this root ball the warmer
I'm gonna sleep tonight if you want to stay warm when camping what's underneath you makes a big difference
I'd rather sleep on warm ground without a sleeping bag than sleep on cold ground with this
much of a difference
My doll working bro I
Need a little snack break. I am exhausted and hungry haven't eaten since breakfast
What do you mean?
I got a little lunch neck here.
This is a gutuk.
It's a native Alaskan dish.
Nigga, I would have been in this bitch with some chipotle.
You got me fucked up, boy.
I would have brought me some fucking chipotle.
Nigga, fuck.
Two twos, fam. Two twos.
Eskimo ice cream.
You take wild bitch.
Some what, ice cream?
Herries and raw fish.
And you whip it up with snow and Crisco and sugar.
I bitch what the fuck you said nigga?
Come on gang, I followed you but what you just said you ate you put it up.
It's a native Alaskan dish, sometimes it's called Eskimo ice cream.
You take wild berries and raw fish, you whip it up with snow and Crisco and sugar.
Snow?
The old fish and snow combo.
I got some pilot bread shelf-stable cracker that's really calming up here in Alaska.
Somebody else could have brought anything from the crib.
Hey, you bought snow raw fish and berries.
Eat them.
Oh, it's cold.
My guttuk kind of froze solid a little bit, but honestly, it's pretty good.
It's not as fishy as you'd think.
Shoulda looked like a tumor?
What?
Right there, shit, little bra.
How old is he?
He could do something?
What if...
What do you just feel right here? I got like he's about to fall, bro
Sixty-seven how old is he bro? I thought he was about to fall right in
You guys he probably has fallen me. Did he cut it has never fallen on the camera or does he cut it?
Oh, you've never seen a fall and heated up the root ball now move the fire right here
Typically when I do this I'd let that fire burn down against the root ball for like five six hours
He 34 miles tonight, so about an hour and a half of burning should be all right, but now I need to go ahead and make my bed
Yeah, what's your bed going look like huh?
Yo, I look you want to watch a lot of his videos you could learn a lot. Oh
He's making his bed like that. Yo, just make us a movie
What's he doing
I'll tell you, this shelter is really warm, but this bed is hard on the back.
It's not even gonna try to do something about that.
I'm gonna see if I can't gather some sort of padding or something.
I'm getting too old for this.
Oh, there's tons of these cranberry bushes around my campsite.
He's gonna gather 10,000 cranberries and put them on the bed so it's softer.
Right. And I think if I gather up a bunch of those,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, he's dead ass few cranberries
Cranberries are good to eat straight off the bush to pretty tart but after the first frost or two they taste a little better
Let's do it
Oh, you'll get these of course, that's my said bro see that's my said chat
Yeah, good IQ's yo, that's a good bedding right there
I
Love it better over comfort than a lot of y'all niggas beds
Way better
Try to even it out my god
What if it went up your ass and by using green branches a much less likely to wake up in the middle of night on fire
So that's that's green rent inches a much
Man that feels pretty darn good and by using green branches, I'm much less likely to wake up in the middle of night on fire
So that's that's important. Oh, yeah, so I brought a little bit of a luxury item with me
Brought myself a caribou hide
Caribou hides are really bulky, but they're very light
Your Maya
Sure
All right. He
Yes, it's about this shit. You know what the fuck is a caribou? I thought I was a rapper
You you you you scared the caribou game
We'll put her body that hair from bruh
Is that caribou pussy?
What is he sleeping on right now my god?
Is that her taint hairs game if so hot as she has so much on her taint
Or did you keep collect- you- you kept collect- there's- like, did she keep sending something?
Or like, was it like a one-time thing?
Or what?
She said she got caribou's hide!
Look, listen! He said it!
So I brought a little bit of a luxury item with me.
Brought myself a caribou hide.
Ugh.
Caribou hides are really bulky, but they're very light.
Probably the best animal hide you can sleep on.
Oh. Man, I'm tired.
I'll shoot you!
Oh starting to snow again. I might pull a tarp out. I really don't want to get my bed wet
Pretty basic lightweight nylon tarp. I think you you make
Good tarpage so what do you be doing if you didn't find this upside down tree?
Like generally how would he
me till sun up at nine in the morning so let's see that six that's about 15
hours building a base you can't build no base you can build a base can you build
a base in a situation like this is he calm like that he's pretty comfy from
what I could see oh my god he's calm helps reflect heat back towards me yo
He's
Let's cross
I know his shit is shrunk right now though
It's cold as fuck
I'll tell you what guys you think anybody ever beat off in the snow snow like outside in the snow while snow snow on their hands and shit
Well, your shit fall off. Can you get will you get hypothermia in your cock?
We get free.
Or since
what's this mad blood in your shades? Look you warm.
Just jerk it fast.
Bro, what if you not in enough freezing on like come out your shit?
Have you ever had frozen?
Whatever.
If you nut in a fire, do it make the fire bigger or do it make it go out is not flammable
If you was dying and you needed to calorie survive and you nutted in a cup
Well that nut deplete your life or what can you like drink it and you you like survive?
Is it always sex with you always dick on the brain always pussy pussy pussy out your mouth
Yeah, these are these are important questions, bro
Here top three to go fuck here fuck here, bro
I
Really like these hyper light bags the hyper light bags are not the lightest bags on the market
But they're close
But they're a heck of a lot more durable and a lot more comfortable than the lightest bags on the market
So if you want a functional bag that could hold a lot of gear especially for winter camping
This is it
Key key brought a little thermometer along we can see how much warmer it is in the shelter versus outside
Oh, let's do it
Let that sit and acclimate how long you think that's it's actually
We think you'll do the snow turn into water well put that bitch
I think it's time to start making some dinner maybe some dinner I brought a new steak from home
Well, I think now what you got there shoot the moose in the fucking head cut it up and cook it
Does he have any videos like that?
This is the last one. I have got some potatoes got some smoked salmon
Stick it by the fire to warm up and yes something special. This is a ball of pork fat now wait
I don't think he just won't eat it. I think you'll use it to like
Right.
Hear me out.
Six months ago, I took this pork fat
and I ground it up till it was nice and smooth
and I needed it into a ball.
Then I chopped up a whole bunch of basil, cilantro, and parsley.
I don't think you're going to eat it raw like that.
And added a ton of garlic salt.
I did that six months ago and the herbs inside it
are still fresh.
Pure fat is a natural preservative.
If you coat something in lard, it doesn't go bad
very quickly.
I'm going to use this to cook my steak.
Yeah.
And I'm going to go ahead and make a stew with it.
But I am looking forward to that.
pretty fun. Oh, all of that snow melted down a couple cups dirty.
Yes, a lot of snow. That dirty.
Ew. Does he have like a thing that could like.
Like catch the dirty shit.
I got some bread flour.
I got a ziplock bag and add some warm water tomorrow morning.
I'm going to have bread dough.
I'm going to have fresh bread for my breakfast.
I don't feel like that flower and you don't even need to measure a small dash
but a big spoonful doesn't matter once it's mixed up pretty good.
I just stick it somewhere where it won't freeze and.
It'll be ready by tomorrow morning.
All right, come on.
Where else are you going to put this shit?
I mean, yeah, I cook some of this mousse like a steak.
Some of it I'm going to put in my stew.
If you're looking for healthy, high protein foods,
it's hard to beat mousse.
A while ago, I got tired of putting all my condiments
and spices and little camping bottles.
And I ended up just going on amazon.com.
And you can get the little things of spices and condiments
that you got, you know, like restaurants and stuff.
It saves me so much time and energy.
It's lighter, too.
Comfy Comfy. I made this thing a couple years ago. It's just a piece of weldable sheet metal that I went and seasoned like you would cast iron
Works really good. You made that yo handy man ass nigga
Jack
It's good to wash it like this because we become a wife. Oh, whoa
We could become a husband
Yeah, your wife and I gonna know how to do none of this
So we all stranded in the snowstorm and shit because y'all were in an airplane traveling across the country trying to go to Japan
But you ended up in a snowy ass environment now you're stranded but y'all some survivor you gotta survive until the police come
And get you to help comes and get you in a shit. Yes, they can at least a week
You know your shit
What about what about most
Pussy
Potatoes
Now this nigga really cooking in a snowstorm like is that not crazy getting cold outside and I'm not moving around as much as I used to
That feels better. I don't size it up. What you things to say?
25 degrees Fahrenheit or negative five degrees Celsius, so not very cold. That's not that cool. That's really not that bad
Too bad. I'll see what temperature
That's really bad.
Right there next to my bed.
TTS us?
Oh shit.
Ewa?
Hey Rage, you look very son I am.
Ewa?
rage I hope you understand this means MJ versus CartiSoul matchup is coming in
the edge is never happy game
nigga thought he was a tanker bro turn up you who but I ain't here hard in the
paint yet what the fuck
I'm gonna let them catch up.
I'm gonna let them catch up, but Grinch dropped a hundred on our cock saying, just, I'm gonna
let it play with the catches up, actually.
Look at that, it's about 55 degrees Fahrenheit, 6 degrees Celsius.
I'm gonna replay it for you, honey.
I'm gonna call it hot, but it's certainly a lot warmer than 55 degrees Fahrenheit,
6 degrees Celsius.
Look at that, it's about 55 degrees Fahrenheit.
55 degrees in that, bitch.
Decent 55 degrees with all that armor on that's good temps. All right six degrees Celsius
I wouldn't call it hot, but it's certainly a lot warmer than out there in the snow
They put a piece of pilot bread in here
Soup make it a little bit more like a stew. That's interesting
Nega I would have me some chicken and rice fucking cooking right now
Sam is for my buddy John up in no man. He makes a burrito
I'll be making some leggings on some swap whoo
All that is not too shabby. I didn't ruin it
Moose steak, moose and potato stew, smoked...
This galoki hit. This just looks interesting to me. I want to see how he feels about this.
Salmon and pilot bread. We're leaning heavy into the Alaskan food theme.
Moose is good. Moose is good. That stew is really good.
Actually...
They got really well. Oh, all the herbs and garlic flavor in there and the fat.
Man that is good. I'd love to try doing that stew again with like a rabbit or a tarpigan or something
Man, I'd be so good on a honeydrip
What you think is the worst part of the plate, what do you think tastes the worst?
Noggin, what's your name finish bro? Let me see. Oh the potatoes
Yeah, I like potatoes my like too much potatoes. I love potatoes
But after a while while I suck into potatoes. There's too much bro. I like a good decent amount of potatoes like rice
I get a lot of rice. I can't eat a lot of potatoes, but I like potatoes though
That was a lot of food
Chocolate covered almonds just to leave a nice taste in the mouth
Hey, just come set up shit. Hey what guys another product
I like a lot is these Solomon tundras the rated to negative 20 and they're built like a hiking boot
So if you I got these but in Balenciaga. Yeah, I would have been out here my Balenci boots
over the car
I've been stepping on shit want something you can hike in you can snowshoe in but you need it for serious cold too
These things are hard to beat. There's warmer boots on the market and there's better hiking boots on the market
But if you need a warm hiking boot not much else. I've held up really well, too. I've had them for about two or three years
I'm constantly standing in the fire and kicking stuff
They haven't caught on fire yet. Oh
Need to go do the dishes before this freezes
Yo, you too when I'm doing I rush trims and shit or if I do a canvas shit
This is how I want my shit edited bro over editing my YouTube videos like this like every time it cuts
It's like the cuts feel perfect like it's not too many like it's like need to go do the dishes before this freezes
Perfect
I
Look at this shit
This is how much he edited bro like now that I'm done cooking I stoked up the fire and
Temperatures gone up nicely says now the shelters about 50 degrees Fahrenheit or 10 degrees Celsius, so
You don't know who edits your bitch
For the last two months
since yeah for like December November it hasn't been Barnes and Abdi
It's cozy
My back is done. I'm gonna take some Advil. I just won fucking me we won
It is on a little break
Busted out one of my favorite products. These are adhesive warmers from hot hands besides
I'm all through the fire is always a little bit cold. So I put one of these in my lower back helps keep me warm
I'm tired full warm and dry it's time to get some sleep
other than that order I haven't seen any signs of any animals so what do you think it's just
gonna be what do you have in the order but uh I think it's time to go to bed I'll see
you guys.
Has he ever had a scary situation with animals?
Good morning.
How he how you watching Netflix you got Wafa how you check to what up?
You put the fire
What cup in my wood pile was on fire?
Yo, wait, I didn't realize that oh my god
Elon Musk got hit by a satellite.
Yoooooo!
See that's scary bro, what if he didn't wake up?
That's scary chat.
Woke up and my wood pile was on fire.
I'm gonna go back to sleep.
Oh
Well good morning, tell you what this shelter was an absolute success nice so toasty warm and my back doesn't hurt
Having the twigs is a little bit of a spring and the caribou hide made all the difference in the world
Also helps it was pretty warm last night. I think it only got down to like 20 degrees Fahrenheit
It's been snowing on and off all night long
We gotta wash water in the days bro.
We're catching water that's been melting off my shelter.
Come on.
Why do I need to get up and start getting some breakfast made?
Are bread deals looking pretty good?
Get some breakfast.
Oh you hear that shit in this fucking ball sack the whole night.
Ooh, that looks pretty good.
That's the fat with the with all those
Got a little jar of powdered Tang you guys grew up in the 90s or if you live in Alaska
You probably know what Tang is but hot Tang is very much a thing here
Hot Tang in a cow horn mug with substantial amounts of ash floating game
You want to drink that shit in it?
Oh, that's hot add a little snow
I really like this mug. I made it out of a cow horn. Super easy. It's not the most practical back
He's a fucking man. Awesome.
You can take that little blast shit on those cars. Awesome.
Alright, we got some little packets of honey here.
Ooh, that should probably butter. Why do I feel like this shit is actually good?
This should be good, bro.
Every time I think about campers eating instant oatmeal for breakfast, it makes me sad.
Mmm.
You want that cleaned it?
Oh, W Cleanage.
Oh, this has been a great trip and a great shelter,
but I need to pack up and get out of here.
And I'm a little worried...
I'm probably the worst part of all this packing mother's shit up.
...that my car is buried.
Oh, shit.
It's no longer than the weatherman was suggesting,
and I might have some difficulty getting my car out of that parking lot,
especially if the plow buried me.
That'll be fun to see what happens.
Well, if you guys have enjoyed this video,
I hope you'll check out more of the videos here on this YouTube channel.
channel. Steven's done a great job making some awesome one in chat rage looks like today.
You see on nobody type one, but now they might have one now since I read it. They like dick
rotting easy. I know them like back in my head. But nobody type one would be type it
because it's a dumb ass comment. Gear review and gear testing videos. I have bought more
than one tent because of Steven's reviews. But Steven and his family have a lot on their
plate right now. And I think it would mean a lot to them. If we should have
Stephen check that subscribe button and watching a few of those videos you know what I think it's time to get this place cleaned up
Let me fucking Stephen
All right now you go hike back to the car and see if I can get out of that parking lot
My food delivered got about eight inches of snow more than when I walked in. It's a little bit trickier
They got to be out this if I was like silky
You know miss me camp and say I'm smoking this
Get fried on
And then that's how you burn a lot you don't wake up and the fire fucking burns your ass if I'm sick yesterday if I'm sick
If I'm so cute, that's what I do
But I'm so key
There was
Josh Josh Josh Josh do you think your royal would freeze in that kind of weather would your springs lock?
It's time to slow down the sex jerks like Sokyarus said, you almost 30 grow up old
ass nigga you gonna a kid in two years talking like this.
Did you watch Ash vs Hildi in death battle?
I need you to understand the bite of 87 wasn't your fault.
I'm gonna go now.
Have a good night.
you
you
There were.
Hashtag boys night so o n.
I don't know why a 27 year old acts like this.
Yeah.
Got me a.
No come back Joshy I need my VIP you'd make a comfy security guard.
Wait I have 10 piece nuggets, hot spicy meat chicken, a snack wrap and a large fry.
a snack rat and a large fry.
Food poisoning?
I don't think so.
Get cozy.
range with another honey
welcome back joshy i need my vip you make a company security guard
what do you do for a living?
what the fuck do you do for a living?
range of data is scrolled around like a ballerina
Rage as security LOL what the fuck does that LOL mean?
I'll fucking put in pain nigga
What do y'all do for a living?
I hope they forgot your saws
Who pinned that? Yo Zoid
Zoid is one of them mods?
Who's low feet?
A low key dickrotter
Come on
Oh, you're looking at dick, right?
I babysit professionally.
Oh, is that what you're doing when you're not here?
Cause you haven't been here in a few days.
W free late.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
React to Kikashi versus Seth's K reimagined.
Oh, shit.
7 minute comp animation.
I work out of elementary.
I'm a... what?
I suck dick professionally.
Did you share a GoFundMe link for me? No.
Appreciate it though.
Appreciate it.
I'm good though.
Appreciate it.
I'm some gangsta shit though.
Really?
this bitch forgot my fucking sweet and sour fuck they give me honey mustard and
fucking buff
I don't fucking buff low sauce right now
these things are laughing at me bro we have but bro honey mustard is the best
sauce I mean sweet and sour
I'm trucking on your shit.
Alright, monster. Honey, monster, cool.
I'm cool.
I'm glad you got full, so you don't ruin the next video with all that yapping.
I'm glad you got full, so you don't ruin the video all that yapping.
I exist with money, carries to me, F-R-T-O-M-I-V-I-P, and what's a top order from any food spot?
Is this the money comes to me, brother? Where's my VIP?
graduated in 2015. Hello, Elle.
Are you asking for VIP?
Yo, Vince. Look, um, VIP is giving that ass for, you know?
Elle?
30 years old making high schooler jokes.
Grow up, Josh.
I'm gonna slap you and fuck him out with my cock, let me watch him out.
Eh, what?
You look good today?
Slash psyche lookbots with that goofy ass red-do-rag.
Alright, don't know how far you just pissed me off.
Jason, what the fuck are you doing?
My lover?
Yeah.
Get this video started.
How to interrogate a narcissist.
I click this video because I feel like this could be useful.
I feel like there's not a lot of narcissistic people in this world.
And this is probably teaching some things on how to maneuver through them, feel me?
Despite the seemingly cordial exchange you just watched, 41-year-old Joseph Furlazo is
at this point classified as extremely dangerous and unpredictable and it's no coincidence the
biggest officer at the Vermont State Police St. Albans Barracks was chosen to conduct this
opening sequence of his interrogation.
Long night, huh?
Yeah.
Okay.
Can you manage all those keys?
Oh, you know, there's like a little baby in here.
Oh, that's...
That's just the other dumb-eyed reaction.
How do you have a dumb-eyed reaction?
What do you mean?
How do you have a dumb out reaction? What do you mean?
W grams in the chat.
I'm going to get a 25 ounce here of W's for grams in the chat.
We hit 25 subs.
Right there.
We do this, you know, we always make sure anybody that comes in here doesn't have any
bad drinks on them. Is that your wallet? Yeah. You set that there for me.
We're just always, you know, hyper-visual.
Yeah. Obviously, make yourself comfortable.
This is the biggest, obviously, I'll own that nigga.
I think they need to set you down here.
Is there a way to sit around here?
Yeah.
We'll work on that.
Look at that, Jeremy.
You, uh, what were you doing?
Just going to the gas station?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, going all the way.
Were you on the side of the road?
That was the other guy, the gentleman.
He did it, sir.
What the fuck is that?
Imagine for a moment being told to go into a room with a man who just viciously murdered
his wife, but act as if he has done nothing wrong, as though he were a harmless stranger
in need of assistance.
Your outward demeanor must show no judgment, no suspicion, and certainly no fear, while
maintaining such an artificial calm in front of such an unpredictable threat.
Many people would jump at the sudden clatter of metal from his pocket knife being tossed
across the table.
Grim's with the big 2-5, bruh.
Rich ass nigga.
He's a sugar daddy chap.
He's a sugar daddy, bruh.
25 is 100 dollars right now, bruh.
And while this officer reveals the smallest crack in composure from the sheer abruptness
of it, he immediately blends into the moment and maintains the desired atmosphere.
What you're seeing here from the officer is deception, 100% pure choreography, and a particular
form of psychological maneuvering that just so happens to work perfectly with this individual's
personality.
Anytime Joseph tries to be funny or charming, the officer responds in the appropriate manner
to protect his ego, you will notice he completely strips the atmosphere of its
gravity and ensures there is no tension or awkwardness in the exchange.
The reason this works so well in this specific circumstance is because Joseph Firlatso, in
our opinion, is a raging fucking narcissist.
He's so incredibly s-
He's a fucking fucking dick in his curse.
What the hell?
Acceptable to the external validation from the officers that he genuinely seems to believe
they've taken a strong liking to him and that he's able to control the environment
through his super chill laid-back personality.
If we give you some f***ing context, Joseph will go on to plead not guilty to all charges,
so let's briefly jump ahead three years to his trial, and here in his own words how he
supposedly ended up in his interrogation chair.
Three years later...
Did you hear that everyone?
Does the defense wish to present the case, Ms. Jam?
Yes, thank you.
We call Joseph for Laza.
Okay.
All right.
So Joseph, we're going to take things slow.
Slow.
Subject at a time, okay?
Let's take it slow.
How are you feeling this morning?
Very nervous, very anxious, very tired.
Yeah.
Can't be a narcissist stick
My dead ass. I really think it's like a brain like problem. I don't think they could change
Like yes, no, I'm not talking about like like troll like dirt. No, like you ever met a real narcissist, bro
It's something deep in their brain, bro. It's the way you look at like
It's not like it's deeper than whatever the surface level shit that you think bro
It's dead ass like their way of thinking you can't check like
Like they can't help it. It's not they do it on purpose. They genuinely can't help it. She's weird
That's my old boss
It's a mental disorder
bro like
How do you fix like if you take it I mean if you're taking medicine or something like
Can't they don't even notice when they're doing it. They just think they're like oh my god. I you want to say to my friend what the fuck I
I was wrong. Raise skin tone is not white. He is still black and skin is so smooth and
flash and without blemish that reflects more light back than most people's faces giving
him the white look as if light is emanating through his face or I smoked some crack.
I think you got the first one.
Reach his point where you feel you need a break.
Let us know.
Please.
Yes.
The act he's trying to project here is that of a traumatized husband, a man who had no
choice but to save his own life from an abuser.
Frequently widens his eyes and performs these hard swallows to convey heightened vulnerability
and emotional shock.
that appear semi-convincing during direct examination, but will completely fall apart under cross-examination.
So let's start with some easy information. Where were you born?
I was born in Pennsylvania, in Redding, Pennsylvania.
When did you move to Vermont?
I moved to Vermont in 2012.
Were you working as a tattoo artist at that time?
Yes, I was.
When did you meet Emily?
I met Emily in 2018.
And to be clear, we're talking about Emily for Luzzo, who was your wife, right?
Yes.
How did you meet her?
Well, I had initially met her through her friend Lauren.
I can't remember her last name, Lauren.
Lauren was an apprentice in his tattoo shop,
who one day brought in her best friend Emily for a piercing.
When she left, I made a comment to Laura and I said, I said that I was like that friend of yours is something special.
I said I wouldn't mind making her my next ex-wife.
Laura laughed.
You didn't start dating her at that point, did you?
No, no, no.
She was seeing somebody else and I was seeing somebody else.
Emily returns to the shop to get a tattoo.
He claims that she called him afterwards, whereas records indicate he was the one who called her.
She wanted to have more tattooing done.
She's like, oh my god, I really love this tattoo.
And now I want more.
Week and a half, two weeks later, she's back getting more tattoos.
I'm asking her how she's been in the last two weeks.
Her tattoo healed.
Her demeanor was different.
She told me she had just broken up with her boyfriend.
She dyed her hair a different color.
She was extremely flirty.
And I was receptive to that.
I was like, wow, you really seem pretty open today.
And I asked her if she wanted to go have a motorcycle ride
and see a tour of some of Vermont.
Is that W. Ray's motorcycle ride?
Yes, she did.
Put her out of my fucking bike.
She took a motorcycle ride, that easy.
So after that night, when did you see Lauren?
I keep saying we're Emily next the next day they hung out every day for the
rest of the summer and eventually got married in October I was happy yes she
was yo off the rip that right there that's not some normal nigga shit you
just met the bitch you're married in four months like come on bro off the
Bruh when y'all see people don't do normal shit is odds are they are not
Like I'm deadass think about situation in life. You seen somebody just like whoa. That's gonna strike. Hey, bruh
What's happening? Why'd you got four new first-time chatters?
Was good. Where do y'all come from?
Estimation point allegations
Why is the first time chatting estimation point allegations you've been following me since April fucking retard
What type of allegations do you think I have you nut land of Batman type again?
That's not gonna be your only log in my chat type again.
Me as much more allegations.
Fuck.
As much when disabilities.
That is your first time chatting you also been following me since April.
Peter puberty.
Rental following since one minute ago.
A concrete 2019.
The chat moving fast.
For my first time. What are you talking about?
Rarage, a type of medical condition that affects the knee area.
Someone told us you were doing whiteface on your stream.
Huh?
Who told y'all?
What are you talking about?
And during these first few months of your relationship, um, what I've already asked you, you said
it was euphoric and you were both happy, right?
Yes, that's right.
What's the matter?
You're looking a little...
Yeah, I'm feeling very emotional right now.
bothering you. I miss her. I know when you're ready to start again. I'm okay. You're okay.
I'm okay. He claims the first several months of the marriage were happy before things started
going downhill. It led to, well, it led to violence and... Well, explain what you mean by...
Physical abuse started coming into our relationship.
The only evidence of physical abuse in their relationship
was of him abusing her, which colleagues in their work circles
had suspected was going on.
Where she would go through my phone
and then respond by beating on me.
Was she saying anything to you while this was happening?
Yeah, just really, she was really angry.
So, you know, you're, you're a fucking asshole.
I don't want to, do I have to swear?
Do I have to, do I have to-
I want you to say what you-
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Chad, have you ever been hit in a relationship?
Be honest.
Have hands ever been put on you?
Yes.
Here.
Here, shut your mouth so, show big ass.
I don't know if you beat that again.
Stop playing with me.
Yeah, I don't know bro. I think it's about strict. I don't even play by that bitch word. I don't know. I think
if a girl does not think I don't know because any girl that I've been with they know if they put
their fucking hand on me they will never hear game. I hope if any girl put their hands on you
left them right there right you did not stay I don't give a fuck if it's a slap nigga.
Now they throw I've got I've actually thrown at me before I've had like I got a lot. I've had something thrown at me before
No, yeah
Kept out my house was over a nut shit to product a bit went through my phone without I go last ran to play
She ran to play she put it on me. I knocked out went to my phone GG and
Nothing in them
She thought she thought she found it. She thought she had it. I'm gonna fuck around bitch
What if it looked like
You deserve a slap
Cap do another number
We know too much
Raider
Y'all are my literally my best friends. I
Tell y'all I would tell y'all everything if it wouldn't come back to barking ass
Generally
But it would come back to back in the ass. I can't if it wasn't like
There's no room because I said I'll get to everything but I can't
Yeah, she would say you know, you're a fucking asshole I
Um, I can't believe you're still fucking talking to this bitch.
And it was a friend of mine that I'd known for years,
and I told her that I would stop being physical with this friend,
and that our relationship wasn't going to dissolve,
because we were friends since 2014, like...
Ooh. Was she angry?
Yes, she was very angry. Yes, she was assaulting me.
She... So she was verbally...
Verbally? Angry...
Yes. And physically...
Yes, ma'am. Yes, physically.
And your wrist, did you ever hit her back?
No, ma'am.
You never contacted the police about any of the times they've changed you.
The whole bitch out the window, does that count as hitting her?
The technical term for what you're seeing here is called drawing the sting.
It's when the defense raises a damaging issue themselves before the prosecution can exploit it.
It's when he assaulted you.
The technical term for what you're seeing...
About any of...
That's murder? No, what if they don't doddle?
The times that she assaulted you.
The technical term for what you're seeing here is called drawing the sting.
It's when the defense raises a damaging issue themselves before the prosecution can exploit
it.
And Joseph here seems to have practiced this one in the mirror a few times.
No, no, it's not their business.
Not their business.
That's a motto that you live your life by, isn't it?
I'm an independent person.
I'm a very private person.
I don't want to dump my crap on other people.
They then got a dog, bought a camper van,
and went to Bowton, Vermont for their one-year wedding
anniversary.
This was our first like road trip as a family.
So it's very exciting.
OK.
Yeah.
And Emily too, she was in a good mood.
Yeah, she was super excited to take Rosie out.
and she was stoked to meet Nicky and Ariel.
Nicky is his sister and Ariel is her boyfriend
who they were meeting up with for the anniversary.
The first night they got there,
while alone together in the camper van,
he claims Emily started becoming combative,
saying the anniversary idea was terrible
and the camper van was stupid.
Bro, no girl doing that unless she's a nut, bro.
What?
Yo, fuck this anniversary idea,
mid-anniversary, like what?
Just let me have the basement. No, so I was like, oh like maybe just like pour yourself a drink and relax
He then takes the dog out for a walk and brings his handgun with him. It has a
It has tritium sights on it. So
You can see in the dark and that was I had seen some what I believed to be coyote I
I like showing a flashlight and I saw a couple sets of eyes in the dark, so Remington's a
pretty small dog and I just wanted to be able to protect her.
When he gets back into the camper van, he claims Emily starts berating him about the candles
he lit earlier being too bright.
And I said it's not that bright, like you could always just roll over.
She got up and ran at me and grabbed one of the candles.
He claims that she begins attacking him with a candlestick.
Where?
She hit me in like my neck and head and in my arms and I was like blocking.
I had to restrain her.
I had to like physically grab her by her arms and like hold her arms down and she
kept kicking.
She actually kicked Remy.
He says that he manages to push her onto the side of the bed and she calms down.
For the record, Emily adored animals, and this statement was deemed extremely implausible
by her peers.
Joseph on the other hand was accused by his ex-girlfriend of kicking her dog on two separate occasions
And she was kicking me and punching me and I pushed her back and I told Remy I was like
yo we're gonna take a walk.
After the second walk he gets back into the camper van, drinks a vodka and coke then starts
getting into his side of the bed.
So I was climbing over her, and she shouted, fuck off.
And she threw an elbow at me, threw an elbow,
and elbowed me in my groin.
And I said, no more hitting.
And so we had a bunch of throw pillows
that we like lined around the top of the bed where we slept.
So one of the throw pillows was right there and I swatted her
with the throw pillow and I said, stop hitting.
Please remember these next 17 seconds, which
we're calling the phony fugue state.
He tries to present a foggy, dissociated
moment of recollection with long pauses,
forced ums, and a vacant stare.
But it's pure performance.
And we know it's performance because he'll completely
contradict this manner of recollection during cross-examination.
Ten to eight seconds.
And, uh, that's when, that's, uh, that's when it happened.
Um...
What happened?
Uh, she...she said, that's it. You're dead.
And she threw her arm under her pillow.
Earlier made the claim that both him and Emily slept with handguns under their pillows.
Also deemed highly implausible by witness testimony.
And she pulls her hand out with the Taurus.
And uh...
How were you feeling?
I was feeling... horrified.
Were you afraid?
I was terrified.
There was like a...
As soon as I saw that, I just felt like this wave of heat.
like just like red-hot and red-hot
my heart would be in my chest there's a gun at me now
I'm just looking down the barrel of a fucking knife
yo get yo yeah my heart eats up my heat
look at my arms fucking I'm just fucking
ahhhhhh no game nigga chill nigga all heat up was eating chill
she started like pushing her body up in an instant and I'm like no no no
know and like I don't know like it wasn't she wasn't she wasn't stopping
and I had I had my holding my my Glock he'll later claim he was in the process
of putting the gun under his own pillow but he was already started the gun
She started just like coming up at me, and I just I just fired
Why she was gonna shoot me
And you were afraid very yo
Chalil forward he claims to have no memory of the events that followed until he woke up in a police cell three days later
But according to corroborated evidence and witness testimony. He had breakfast with his sister the next morning
ordered a goat cheese omelette, a side of bacon and a samosa.
He then gave his sister a tattoo.
When his sister asked where Emily was, he told her she was sleeping.
He then sent a string of text messages to Emily's phone number.
Bro, did you try to make that out like, that didn't make sense, bro.
Why would you, you telling her that you shot her in self-defense?
Yeah, you're texting her phone.
You're pretty cooked, man. It's not like you're cooked.
He went to a bonfire party, where he was seen taking bong hits and doing keggers.
Later that same evening, he would send Emily another series of text messages.
He went for pancakes and a samosa once again the next morning, then sent Emily one final message.
Fuck outta here!
It would be shortly after this message that Emily's mother asked Joseph where her daughter was,
and why her phone had been switched off for so long.
He told her they had gotten into a fight
and that he hadn't seen Emily in roughly two days.
Emily was then reported missing.
Roughly seven hours later,
as Joseph's friend was driving him back to where the camper van was parked,
they noticed police had cordoned off the area.
Joseph then told his friend to stop the car,
at which point he got out and wandered off into the woods.
His next known location was at a Maplefields 10 miles away
roughly 14 hours later,
where by pure stance, he was spotted by a police officer.
And what was he doing?
He was getting a drink out of the cooler
and sort of stepping back from the cooler at that time.
Did you recognize him now?
When he closed the door to the cooler
and he turned around and we made eye contact,
I knew, I was like, wait, I know this person.
In that moment, I couldn't figure out where or why
my brain was still trying to get to me.
what is that orange? I knew I recognized him. And did you ultimately determine how you recognized him?
Yeah, so he walked to the right and then turned to walk up to one of the aisles towards the front
of the store and he turned at me again. Your god. Your god. And he walked eyes again and at that
point I recognized that it was Joseph Ferlazzo. Your god. It seemed to me based on my training
experience. It was almost as if he were trying to figure out, you know, fight,
flight, freeze. What do I do? Okay. You're a god. What did you say to him? I said,
Joseph, it's you, right? Are you okay? This was Detective Sergeant Amy Nolan
taking the initiative. And yo, what are the odds that he goes into a random
store. And a police sergeant.
It's just chilling that yo bro,
two reasons why the upcoming interrogation you're about to see unfolds the way it
does. Joseph for Lodzo was classified as a homicides.
You look like he might be those are strings. And there's nothing wrong with
that. If you do,
He just looked like he does you know
There's nothing wrong with that you do he just fucking looks like he does gay
Like there's nothing wrong with looking like you play Super Smash. There's nothing wrong with playing Super Smash Brothers
But if you look like you play Super Smash Brothers
That's a different conversation
Suspect she would have been entirely within her authority to draw her weapon order him to the ground and wait for backup to secure the arrest
Instead, relying on her experience and a remarkable amount of both courage and
composure, she seized a unique opportunity when it presented itself.
Okay, and what did he do in reply?
He took his drink down and his body language sort of depleted, and he said no, I'm not okay.
She very gradually explains that he's not in trouble and not under arrest, but feels it could be a good idea for him to accompany her back to the police barracks.
And so did you bring him back to the barracks?
I did.
The other thing that we did in that halfway point
was I asked him and explained before I could give him a ride.
It was our protocol that we had to find.
The motherfucker who thinks he's smarter than he actually is,
we're all right.
And my cruiser with me.
He's a drooler.
And also because I don't have a typical cruiser with what
they call the cage in the back to separate the officer
from a person that they've picked up for some reason.
So he said that was fine.
He's indicated he had no weapons.
So I patted him down real quick.
So it was just you and Mr. Furlough.
That's why I like, bro, ladies game.
It's one thing for a nigga to deal with a crazy bitch.
But y'all dealing with crazy niggas is different,
because a crazy nigga could kill you.
Hey, you know what I'm saying?
Crazy girl could kill you as well.
But I like a niggas chances in surviving a girlfriend trying to kill him over a girlfriend chances of surviving of a nigga trying to kill him
Like it just you feel me like don't play with that shit niggas are great. Like
You wouldn't you wouldn't you wouldn't you dealing with a crazy nigga to fuck up on out of there, bro
You'll beat your shit in just want to say I'm at the strip club it. I wish you was not
Asexual to enjoy these Brazilian lost souls with me
Why you never go out with the bro game. I'm gonna take a little break soon Dean and if one of the days we don't go outside
We're not friends bro
No cap
Like let's go outside nigga like what the fuck
What you mean break
I
Take it a break. I take a break. I'm not taking a break. I'm not taking a break
But like if I were to take a break like whatever I'm not streaming
Ain't no break we lock it in a patron. Oh, yeah, by the way, if there's ever 20 times I'm not streaming
I'm on patreon, bro
you feel me
Plaza and the ride back to the barracks correct and did you speak to him
during that time about Emily not about Emily I asked him it like I said it was
cold that day I asked him are you cold he said he was I turned the heat up I
said have you been out all night based on the interactions that I knew had
occurred the night before he said he had I asked him if he you know was
thirsty if he was hungry he said he was and so again I told him I turned the
heat up and I told him I would get him something to eat once we got back to the
barracks the journey to the police station took just under seven minutes the
second factor behind how this interrogation unfolds is sergeant Nolan's
ability to brief her colleague at speed it took roughly 30 seconds for the
suspect to be greeted at the door by the precinct's commanding officer and
and walked to interview room three, during which time she managed to relay the circumstances
of his arrest, and a precise approach required for this interview.
Oh!
We're back in the, oh, I see.
I do like eight to eight, like a 12 or something?
No, not, you choose at nine or ten hours.
I'm gonna go get your sandwich, but hold you over.
You're not gonna eat that? Okay. I'll go get canned therapy.
Somebody will eat that. I know.
Special coffee room?
It's fine. It's fine.
It's fine. It's fine.
You don't talk to me.
Alright. I appreciate your effort.
You got it. Alright. I'll get you a sandwich.
I'm not going to come back.
I mean, you're really sweet, huh?
You know, I laid off sugar for a while.
Yeah.
Hey, man.
Oh, my God.
Did you see the blanket?
No.
They can make you make your buddy a son.
I can't see that.
I'm going to turn around.
This is a small talk show.
Today was, uh, my daughter's first day of age here.
Oh, awesome.
Yeah.
Good pictures and stuff.
Not yet.
I asked for some.
So I was nervous this morning.
I was nervous.
I was nervous.
I was nervous.
I was nervous.
I was nervous.
I was nervous.
I was nervous.
I was nervous.
You were? Yeah.
You didn't think you'd make a friend with your fingers?
She's going to come back with her right nose.
Yeah, right. That's how I got what I believed was COVID.
Did you?
I was, it was 2019. It was cute little kid.
Literally his entire face was covered.
It was beautiful.
Yeah, huge like sausage or eyeball, like big long lashes like this.
Yeah.
And I'm holding them that are
I'm looking at
From this
Right about them on my lap sure enough you get sick. Yeah, I think it was hoping
It was like a few moves like smell and taste my wife
I never lost my soul to
I was just, I had body aches.
One of the middle sort of flew, yeah, yeah.
He talks about Covey for another two minutes
while the detective continues pretending
to be interested in what he has to say.
You know what, I'm connected to the mask
and I touch things and I didn't use hand sanitizer
every second and really I just lived my life
the way I was living it.
Yeah.
I just had to negative, you know.
I'm pretty sure whatever the fuck that thing was
and 19 was the thing.
The big bad movie monster, yeah.
this super flu that he had shut America down for crazy times.
He launches into a brief monologue on the global economic fallout of the pandemic.
Put that on the log, like everybody's like spending their savings, so then it...
Like why are you yapping, man? Like I don't want to say why I'm here with you. Like, like,
you're talking to a fucker? Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. What do you mean?
Like I hate people like that, I like when it grows like that so I get to talk less, I get to listen to you talk, but I don't like, bruh.
But then it jumped back up.
Actually you know who's like this? Paul, and I love Paul. I can listen to Paul talk all day. Paul like this.
I imagine that's gotta be testing some people out.
Probably.
Cool.
Joe, are you the guy who's looking?
Is it Joe or Joseph, which do you prefer?
Do you have a preference?
Whatever is here for you.
Whatever you prefer.
I'm James.
James?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Hi, it's Seth.
How are you?
Dude, it's a bit nice of you.
OK, Seth.
I'm just happy to hang right there.
I don't know how long you've been here.
All right.
I appreciate it.
Take your time.
We're just going to shut the door just for proxy purposes.
I'm sure you saw there was a few people walking around.
The actual reason the door is being shut is because it locks from the outside.
A standard safety protocol for high-risk cases in Franklin County.
You need, uh...
The detective appears noticeably uneasy about the pocket knife being left on the table.
He'll be visibly on edge during the early stages of this interrogation.
He's gonna get stuck exceptionally well.
And this is perhaps our favorite interrogator so far on this channel.
Because he is the exact opposite of the person he is sitting across the table from.
Do you need anything?
You got water, somebody got you some food?
Yeah, I'm good.
Alright, so like I said, my name is James.
This is Seth. We work for the State Police for Detectives.
We've been trying to get up to speed on what we're doing.
I want to talk to the detective.
I want to have like a, I don't know,
is there any situation that I could do someone's stream and discord or something?
I don't know.
I want to detect it.
I don't know.
Honestly, they're actually calm.
Because in my brain, I feel like I out smarter detective, but no cap.
I've been in too many situations where it's like, like, bro, I'm not going to lie, bro.
You can't not in every situation.
Like if I killed someone out there and I'm in I'm at the point like this, I'm probably
cool.
No cap.
But like certain situations, bro.
You're a jeweler.
Now I'm telling you bro for being honest, there's so too many situations
Where's like me Jordan and gang
And they all drool
And I'm the only one who does it fucking drool. You know who doesn't drool with me
You know who be on APs and cues
Janix Janix be honest peas and cues
Midas not really a drip Midas be honest peas and cues. I could I could I could I could trust Midas
Jordan hell no Jordan's a drooler Jordan's a drooler Sean's a drooler Jeremy Jeremy's locked
TK is a drooler
Den's be drooling. I don't I think he 5050. I don't know. No does a drooler
Uh
Popo's a drooler, but popo's looking smart is probably just don't know popo does have enough experience
Greg is
A 50-50 no grace a drooler
But it's situation not a great drool
great drool
Greg is actually a drool and go lie and Greg is the top of nigga. Let's say this is please
Investigation you just know he did that shit because he can't hide his face
Like you could just tell he's scared by space you won't you won't say nothing dumb a country
But you could just tell like I game
he blighted
Jordan will actively say some dumb shit
What's his air chat what's that?
What's their game?
You would I farm mid interview Greg goon
Paul Paul's thinks too too much so he'll cook himself on accident by doing too much you feel me he over thinks
When
There's a fucking crumb
Midas
Midas is calm, but my this is too much of a good like I
I think might have started crying in this situation or something, but he'd be too nervous.
But might as well calm.
And might as well, is it nervous or under pressure?
He'd calm.
But if he's in a nervous situation, talking about Popo, Giovanni Pina's.
Wabi?
Wabi?
Wabi Loki?
Why are they lowkey this is funny to me because I know he's on his knees in the bathroom
Someone recording his video in his house, but he's somewhere on his knees crawling on the floor recording this shit, bro
You're caught you're caught
You're caught
You're caught wait, hold on it's public birthday by the way chat. Did I tell him happy birthday?
Let me see if they agree.
Oh, Jennings, I'm live real quick, I'm live.
What's good, man?
Look who's in this VC right now, Juju, Jordan, Popo, me, Tanley.
Out of the people you've seen this VC, if there was a police investigation happening,
and we all did a crime, who's the first one selling like drooling in the investigation
Oh
Okay, Popo's marked off who's the next one?
Thanks, I bet my detective was right chat. Yep. Popo Jordan. Love you, Popo. Love you, Jordan
Yep. What I tell you, bro. What I
Bro, I know my niggas, bro, I know my homies, bro
I know my fucking homies gay. He didn't even need to think about a gay
He didn't even think about it, bro. Jordan said she niggas said
Bro, I know about brothers, bro
I'm beyond it I
Love cam but cameras listening cameras comp
But cam may think he's too calm
And that's when I so sell him like him is calm. Don't get it fucked up
But there might be a situation about where he might think he's too calm
Really yeah
Kim's a crash out game you understand
Bill to help us understand a few things
We are happy to listen
you know our opening goal is to, it's just, you know, find Emily and we're hoping that
you can help us with that. Before we get going, I just want to be fair to you, obviously we're
here in a state police barracks, right, and I just said we're in a state police, so I
just want to make sure that you're aware of the rights that you have. So I'll
read these to you, we're here. I'm trying to see if this is going to get cooked.
All right, so why don't we, I think we'll be able to make a change.
I'm just starting off with the game of what happened and start from the beginning and we'll listen and then, you know, maybe at the end we'll listen.
All these stories probably going to be different, you think?
Is that her?
Yeah.
All right, so they're all cute, so.
Silk is a compass.
Um...
When it comes to what we were talking about.
I came to Vermont. I was living in New Hampshire for like the last few months with my wife and her family.
And I came to Vermont. We were supposed to have like a weekend in the way.
Is it all for Lacey? Lacey's coach?
Just camping, like have some fun.
Yeah, all would be coached by a lot of people.
As soon as I like put the handle on the car.
I don't know what else to do with it.
My wife wanted to completely, because they're completely psychotic.
And...
I shot her.
Damn.
Call the doctor, call the one that's doing it here bad so you can be in a situation.
Now here we are.
Damn.
All right. Can you, uh, where did that happen?
Bolton, around.
Okay.
All right.
Well, you texted her phone, like you didn't know what happened.
I guess my question is, when did that happen?
He says it happened early on Friday morning at the Bolton Ski Resort,
which is four and a half days prior to this moment.
He then makes a passing comment about, quote, cleaning up after the incident.
I don't know. I don't think that's that.
Describe what you mean when you say you cleaned up.
There was a flood coming over here, so I put a bag over it.
Actually, why?
I don't know if there's blood on my fillings.
He draws out a diagram of the inside of the camper van.
Okay, so after you kind of clean up and you put Emily in the bathroom, what do you do?
Look at panic.
I'm beating you, I said.
Look at freak.
The following morning, I had some breakfast when my sister had some coffee and some breakfast to her.
Okay, tell me about that.
I had some coffee and some breakfast when my sister in the air, BV.
Like that, like that little shit.
Hey, that's a comment.
Cam one big bro. Can't I know like like if a nigga was like like in this situation
I had some coffee and some breakfast with my sister. How was that? That's some coffee. It's a bread with my sister
Like in that situation, you know what he's asking, but can't I can't wouldn't get like trick like what the fuck did that?
Like give a response like that. That's some cam shit. That's some cam shit. Like you get some snarky shit like that
Like it's not answering. You know, this is not asking you again gay
I
Can feel that but I'm not gonna say that because the person I'm talking to the base no sense for me to get them upset or triggered
So I'm just gonna listen with the fuck they say to
somehow
When over through this shit and his head is like it feels like like
No, that's a stupid question. So I'm gonna give a stupid answer
That's the bro.
No, no, I was meeting her boyfriend, so.
OK.
All right.
Did they ask about Emily?
Yeah.
What did they ask?
Just like, what's her deal?
What'd you say?
I was like, yeah, I mean, you know,
my role is like her husband, but also
I'm just a punting bag, like, man.
And then did they ask where she was?
Anyone have to wrap this?
Yeah.
Is he right now?
He's still sleeping.
OK.
They probably, they probably didn't know all this already.
He rambles through a series of unrelated tangents
before getting to the moment when his friend was driving
back to the camper van.
And he saw the police officers waiting outside.
And he turned to the bar and I was like,
listen, I'm going to jump out of this car.
So, like, they can't do this right now.
I would have spent my days as a nomad in the forest again, fuck that.
Nigga went to the stone and got caught.
Which seat last night?
What we're going to do?
Better on G.
Damn.
Damn.
Don't nobody care.
I appreciate you telling me all that.
Yo, you're right.
What's up?
Of course, dense cones.
Of course, dense cones.
What's up, dense?
Yeah, is that okay?
What I'd like to do is really focus in on Friday itself
and the incident with you and Emily
And kind of go over that with a little bit more detail. Is that fair?
You get up crying I
Said my this is crying
You're a 50-50 drool. That's it right now. Yeah, you probably just rule
No, I said might as we cry gang they look like Greg
Bro might as we cry bro. Are you dumb?
Bro dens this would be dens in an interrogation room you'd be so in your fucking head
they'd be able to tell you would have verbally drool you would be tapped your
leg would be bouncing like this under the desk it'd be so on your head you
probably flicking at your nails like maybe you'd be so nervous they would
know what's you game and that's a fact I'll be a okay bet cap all right bet we
We have the bros, we live in the bros of discord.
Fuck, they're not in here.
Like dead ass.
Jettys, Jettys out of here.
Yo, yo, fuck, they're about it.
Fuck, that's the crush I got out of Jettys.
They don't think they don't know you like that.
Jew, Jew, and I'm.
Fuck.
My understanding from what you told me
is that you got in supermods between seven and eight p.m.
Jordan Pauline.
Maybe she'll release it.
Did you just give me a Jordan Pauline notification game?
Fuck out my fucking chair the interrogation footage cuts out at this moment
What we know is that they decided to take a break and Joseph went and so he like that bro dance
If you're highly stressed dance, you can't control how nervous you are, bro. I
Feel like you you you don't think you'd be in your head
You would be in your head, bro. You were in your head as little so I feel like in the boat
This is this essentially like this. This is the most you're going to be here
This is probably the scariest no matter how comp. I think I am this would be the most nervous
I will ever be now imagine you in your most nervous nervous state gang. I feel like
You're not gonna drool verbally, but I feel like they're gonna tell by the your the tone of voice or that your facial expression
They're gonna something's gonna be off gang
What have you seen out of me, bro, deads?
You're
Yo, okay
That's a guy's a big dancer. You guys see the bathroom the footage resumes 13 minutes later
Joseph's demeanor while outside the interrogation room was reportedly bizarre which officers later described as a famed mild panic attack
Noting that he appeared to be for a state of vulnerability
It's gross demeanor Joseph went to use the bathroom the footage resumes 13 minutes later
Joseph's demeanor while outside the interrogation room was reportedly bizarre which officers later described
I'm not the best nigga trying to fuck him drink his piss
and mild panic
I'm chillin so
noting that he appeared to be forcing a state of vulnerability as a way of presenting himself as the victim
You'll see remnants of it as he now interacts with the officer who escorted him to the bathroom
Need anything else you good some company? Yeah, I'll stand right here. Absolutely. Can you come to that? Yeah?
Yeah
I'll sit with you. What's your name?
I'm Sam
Sam?
Yeah
Are you the individual that sort of comes in during the break since it's with Mr. Falazzo?
Yes, I am.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Oh, God.
God, Sam.
I don't think you've been in for a long time.
I've been in for a long, hell of a life.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I've been in the state police for almost 24 years now.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
What a small talk.
Yeah, I've been in that business like these.
I tried to talk to these things, bro, the fuck.
So what would you be doing to these things that I've got, all right?
God damn.
That's my fuck questions.
I'm getting the fuck out of here, bro.
A very interesting detail of this moment is that Sergeant Truex could not once recall
being asked such a simple question in his 24 years of service.
He hadn't once been to therapy and remarkably can't remember a single moment where he actually
sat down and reflected on such a straightforward concept.
So the fact that the moment finally arrives from a psycho-murderer playing with his food
makes his forthcoming pause of contemplation somewhat absurd, yet absolutely compelling.
You don't need cars, do you?
You took all the bread off.
Notice that.
We'll let us around.
Do what you ought to do, right?
Well, I mean, if I'm not buying the calories, why would I put them in?
All right.
They ease back into it by asking him non-threatening questions,
mainly about his travel patterns in the days following the incident.
Yeah, I think they're stopping by gas station right there, and then she got right out of the evening.
What was your plan with Emily's body?
Like if the police hadn't shown up last night at the police station.
you
you
you
you
you
How did you cut her body?
Right.
You gotta be a different life.
You need to saw, then cut her body into smaller...
Maybe get out from watching the texture, bro.
...back it up, and I'm gonna take it in the woods.
Okay. Where did you get that?
In the bus.
On the bus?
Where's the saw?
In the bus.
So you self-defensively killed your wife and chopped her up into a bunch of pieces and
ate breakfast with your sister the next day and then texted your sister's phone acting
like she was still alive and didn't report it for four days and then ran when you
realized police were at the crib looking for you and we're supposed to believe
it was self-defense.
It's definitely not his first rodeo game.
Sorry guys, I know this is probably not an awesome way to have your day go.
Well, those are the details that I was talking about that are important for us to know.
At the end of the day, this investigation is going to take time.
Those details will come out, but I think it's better to hear it from you.
So, with that being said, what else hadn't we talked about that is important for us to know about what happens, generally?
That's it. We talked about all of it. I don't know what else to tell you.
So, we're going to step out for a minute. Do you need more coffee or water or anything?
No, I'm going to have both.
You're going to both get these in the bathroom?
No.
Okay.
I think those are your chips.
No, you can't eat them on the landing trips.
Oh, you don't?
Oh.
I caught them, no.
Starches.
You don't eat any starch?
Just play games with yourself.
I'm not curious.
You don't eat it.
No, it's...
I mean, if I was going to go hiking, maybe.
I needed it, but...
I'm sitting here.
No.
I'm doing it anyway.
Okay.
Okay.
What does he think it's about to happen?
Does he know he's going to jet lag?
Does he think he's...
Cooling?
When he would leave the room and come back in, did he recall who you were?
Ah, yes.
Passing moments like this may seem inconsequential, yet it's the prosecution's way of establishing mental competency,
effectively neutralizing any possible argument that he was operating in a diminished or compromised state.
Are you enjoying him better?
Not really.
No?
I ain't even remembering the nickname.
So, past this part, how much do you know about the next part?
Like in general, so every case is a little bit different.
You know, first of all, the other detectives are going to want to make sure that what you're saying is true and have a reason to laugh.
Yes, you got a cigarette?
So, I have a mirror.
Good IQ.
I can't fucking say, yeah, you're going to fucking jail, buddy.
Yeah, we were going to verify some stuff and then, you know.
Cigarette time.
Yeah.
You want one?
One more.
That's what I heard.
was reportedly casual as they went out for a cigarette before this investigator went
outside with Joseph for a cigarette. He was briefed on some additional details. One of
them was that almost 12 years to the date, Joseph's stepmother was stabbed to death in
her own home. The case was never solved. They also discovered that in addition to shooting
his wife twice. He stabbed her 18 times.
If someone could kill someone via stabbing, I feel like that's much
worse. That killing someone is killing someone regardless.
Killing someone via stabbing versus like you are shoving
something in somebody's flesh watching them scream and bleed and re-entering it and taking
it out going through bone and muscle and taking it out and put like bro you're a fucking
nut like
What was self-defense though?
It's just that mother- yo, this- yo, this mother- this- this mother fuck is a sick-
like get him- like-
Wife twice.
He stabbed her 18 times.
You know, is this the first time it's been like this has happened?
Yeah.
Yeah.
As you would have- as you would have- as he was like pretty- pretty in depth.
Put me along.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was like, it's pretty, it's all pretty in depth.
Fuckin' awful dude, like, I don't know if it was you or if it was Sam, but I, if you were to talk to me a week ago,
it would have been on the top of the list of things that I would have never do.
Look, it's been, it was such a fucking brutal week.
I don't get people, bro, like, okay, people that do that, they do not care, okay, obviously
they don't care about human life, we already got that on the window.
Do they not care about what's going to happen to them, anyway, does that not scare them
to not do it?
Because being in jail for the rest of your life, that's scary enough to not kill someone.
If you not valuing human life, can you value your own life at least, whatever?
Or do they think they're not, are they not thinking about that?
Or they think they can get away with it
And what is it they're not thinking about the consequences. They know the consequences
They just don't care or they think they could get away with it. What do you think is the most?
Likely of the three the most often all three are options in the world, but what do you think happens the most?
They move on the moment
And I feel like that's just stupid people day
If you do anything in life and not think about the consequences of what the fuck you're doing you're an idiot
I don't care, bro
Something wrong with your brain if you your brain can't think on the spot like that for you, but I don't know
I'm realizing a lot of people in this world like that, bro
I
Think every human can take in like the nobile result like yeah, this person is
Something whatever the percent mentally healthy like we can do this with our body
We can check our levels and test everything but our minds is so complicated bro. This is oh
They need a we need to figure something out like that you gotta figure something out
We can find out everything wrong with the human body besides our fucking mind like
But you'd have to say like test like active test like
Location he chose for their one year anniversary was the exact location his ex-girlfriend was staying your phone
And I'm trying to understand which one do you think he'll like because whatever whichever one you think that he'll like
I'll give him that one and I'm just keep on
Let me go to your screen so check it
All right, Chad, look, look, look, Chad, I want you to see, too, all right, look at it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Just like this.
That's.
Fuck.
We're a dad.
We're a dad
Put other ones on again
There's oh
You look put up now one more time put someone
That's one game. I ain't gonna lie. I
Fake fuck with two cuz
Like the frames are thin like I don't I like that the frames are too calm
And like that's my vibe like thinner shit, I don't want it too thick like the look you feel me
And it's kind of just subtle but fire at the same time that shit tough game
I'm gonna show you what you see.
You should have said it now.
I don't want to see.
So he's the gift to you.
Shag.
Oh, wait, where are you at?
I got a I got a I got a I got a I got a rave wallet.
Oh
My god niggas are gonna finally get off my dick
Because I'm gonna get off my dick. I've been using that rich shit. There's all the fucking cards in it just
2018 game that same wall is in 2018
What the fuck?
Thank you, honey.
Yo, so crazy seeing this version of you that doesn't need his grills no more.
Yo, what is that what is that?
Yo
Wait is that for me
Yo, wait you gonna have to what store you got that from bro
Yo, you're a crumb nigga, you know that that shit that shit wait Loki that shit don't fit you
No, we don't look at the size
Bro, you're even where she let that know
I could swag that yo, I could swag that
Yo, oh, I fought with your chain, bro
Yo, no, so G does yo sg funny is fuck bro
Wait, hold on why didn't you reply to my other tweet when I said would you turn on marco rivals for me?
This is a fucking loser, bro
This is a loser game. It's a good. They should try to over form a fucking yo
This is a fucking duck like generally a loser like bugs bunny. He's a fucking you got bug bunny teeth
Fuck this nigga fucking corny nigga. Fuck come he's a crumb
Fucking crumb bro. Oh shit. These lights were way too bright on my face
The fucking crumb bro, she didn't raise like a whore
Oh
That JTW but who's this dick Rata
So, if you guys remember, Max had a couple of, um, mother, and I'm gonna leave that
thing on delivered, not even read, some fucking swag, nigga.
I ain't gonna see that nigga response at the end of time, nigga.
And that's what he's currently talking about.
They first take pictures of his facehands in clothing.
Okay, so I'm not gonna do talk to you about this one.
All right, so I have not watched your interview,
but my understanding is that there was some kind
of physical altercation with you and Emily,
and that you may have been struck,
hit, kicked, something like that.
Will you consent to me taking photographs of you
without clothing on?
And if you're not comfortable with it being me,
I can have Robbie do it.
to see if there's any bruising on you.
I mean, we can get, like, I could do chest and maybe legs
if he's jib underwear on.
What the hell did we just watch?
I mean, we can get, like, I could do chest and maybe.
I want to do that.
Legs if he's jib underwear on.
This guy is so unbelievably creepy.
It's almost unbelievable.
Oh, what the hell did we just watch?
I want to do that.
Why being him wearing the reverse colors?
I got his color on the outside, he got his outside color on the inside.
Our personal take on what he's doing here must have something to do with Sergeant Nolan's
tactical display of approachability during their encounter.
Something that Mr. Furlazo has catastrophically misread, and maybe feels he can use to his
advantage in this situation somehow, or perhaps just deep in whatever distorted sense
of self this is feeding into, whatever the case, it's just so excruciatingly embarrassing
that we almost didn't put it in this video.
If you're willing to let me as part of the content to do photographs of your body as well?
Okay.
Not a single bruise or scre-
...
Cratch was discovered on his body, not one, though he was sure to point out some ever-so-slightly reddish marks on parts of his skin
that he could have got from sleeping out in the woods, or perhaps a moderately hot shower.
The moment he was finally informed that he was under arrest and going to jail was regrettably not captured on video.
As mentioned before, the initial release of this footage came partially redacted,
but you can rest assured that it will all come full circle before this video concludes.
Okay, right, you're open.
Hell, tattoos?
Tattoo artist low-key be having some bullshit.
The truth is, is that before leaving New Hampshire,
you stopped at Market Basket.
The Market Basket Supermarket was where he went to buy the tools
to dispose of Emily's body.
A moment beyond what he's now claiming to remember, and you'll notice how incredibly attuned he is to the challenges directed toward this assertion.
His claim of having no recollection beyond a certain moment is designed to support the idea that he entered some kind of fugue state brought on by shock, suggesting that in his right...
He was in a flow state, nigga. That nigga went straight down to Morgan, got the saw chopped and put it in some bags. You feel me? Fuck this, nigga.
find he would never have dismembered his wife or attempted to bury her in the
woods
it's also the explanation he leaned I didn't mean to be worth for her she just
deserved that
God rest her soul bro because this nigga is sick
Zon for why he failed to clearly articulate during his interrogation
how gravely his life was in danger the key detail of his self defense claim
right I did see that yes that's the truth
I see. I saw that on the PowerPoint and it's the truth. I don't remember it, but yes. And
you spent $60 and 43 cents at Market Basket. Is that what happened? I don't remember sending
the text, but you have it there in front of you. So and you said to her, I'll see you
in the morning. All right. And you said you still drink coffee. All right. So that's
your sister? That was what I said to her. That's you have that. Would you like to see
the text? I don't remember the text. I don't remember the text exactly so if you have them
then... Do you want to see them? I mean I don't have to. If you're going to read them
to me then we can do it this way. So you've testified that Emily was mad when you got
to Bolton. She was angry. A detail mentioned by several people in the courtroom who knew
for Lazo personally was that parts of his speech and articulation had noticeably changed
during this testimony, especially the word yes. The way you'll hear him say this word
isn't how he usually spoke. Emily's mad at you. You guys argue, is that correct? Yes.
She's rebutting you
Yes, she doesn't want to dance
No, she doesn't want the candles on
Correct she just wants to go to bed. Yes
She didn't say anything to me she went and laid down in the bed. Yes
She's facing outwards scrolling on her phone
You're sitting down on the couch.
You know what's one of the best yeses of all time?
If somebody could guess it before me.
If somebody could find it before me.
I need to find the live I gotta find it. I gotta find it. I gotta find it.
If somebody could find what I'm talking about before me, what are the best guesses of all
time? Please, please, please. If somebody knows what I'm talking about before I find
it, you're to go on.
And when something stuck in my head, I gotta find it, bro. I have to find it, bro
chap big
2017
2017 so many reacted to some exposed shit or some drama shit and the fat
The fat girl like a black girl. She's kind of trunk. She's kind of fat at the end of the video to the video
Was letting somebody talk on the phone
Think what's your favorite color on the pride flag?
No, bro.
Think, bro.
Yes, I understand.
Help me.
What's our numbers?
I have to go to it, bro.
Help customer service.
Get me straight to the beach.
No, bro.
someone said yes oh I remember it was base
yeah please somebody help me oh my god oh my god yo Joe I'll catch up you
hundred dollars I think that was it or no was it you fucking bitch you bitch
did you scam me oh
I
Call
Yo, do you remember these three bro do you remember these three bro? What happened to these holes, bro?
And I guess we're going to get
back to the right side.
No, not just not just not just
not just yet. Oh my God. He's
reacting on twitch. He was big.
But it is rational to it. It's
something I posted. It's
something I posted. Oh, now
y'all are cooked, bro. After
this video is done, I'm
When Emily's saying these hurtful things to you, you're sitting on the couch?
No.
You're... in the bed?
No.
You're standing in the aisle?
Yeah, I was doing some...
You're yoga dancing.
Hold on, hold on.
Yes, that's correct.
You light some candles and Emily doesn't like the candlelight.
That's correct.
And she tells you to put them out.
That's also correct.
And she, you don't put them out?
Yes.
No, I don't.
And she gets up and she grabs one of these candles.
Yo, what's this again?
These big Yankee candles.
Yes.
Come here.
Yes.
I'm gonna say what else.
Very.
And she starts hitting you in the head with it.
Yes, ma'am.
And in the body.
Yes, ma'am.
And you're able to grab onto her and get the candle away from her.
That's correct.
And that is over.
She goes and lays back down.
Yes.
Yes.
Why'd you say yes, I did?
When you came in, she was in the bed.
So was the swag, like, yeah.
And you are trying to relax.
Sha, I kept both of you down.
You're trying to enjoy your vacation.
Yes.
And you make a decision.
What decision?
The decision that you need to stop this.
I was having some drinks and smoking.
You decided.
Yo what about the whole photo album just popped up on the screen?
Enough is enough. I'm gonna put an end to this.
Marsz, I can burn it?
No.
You got up.
During direct examination he had a thousand yard worried stare as if lost in reflection.
he almost continuously glares at the prosecutor, perhaps thinking that projecting this abrasive
display of confidence will render him more credible.
The issue is that during direct he presented himself as a broken husband who struggled
to recall anything closely connected to the incident, yet now he's steely eyed instead
fast.
You could argue that the change in questioning style caused the shift in his energy, but
it's the extent of the shift, and the complete disappearance of the emotional
fragility he displayed earlier that makes the argument he is being deceptive.
And just to be clear, I believe he's being 100% fraudulent in both these instances.
His true self is still an enigma, that I doubt has appeared once in this video.
You got up from the couch?
Yeah.
Were you having your drink?
I wasn't on the couch.
You told the police that you got up?
I don't remember talking to the police.
You heard yourself tell the police that you got up?
I saw a video.
And you heard yourself tell the police that you got up?
I saw the video.
and you've got your clock.
Are we talking about the video?
And when you realized that you had just shot your wife,
you didn't call 911.
No.
No.
You didn't go and get your sister?
No.
No.
You told the police that you put a wallet,
her wallet in a bag?
I don't remember talking to the police.
I understand that, Mr. Feralazzo,
but you listened to the video and you've heard your words.
So you told the police that you put her wallet in a bag, correct?
On his ass.
Is this you video?
And you heard.
On his ass.
You uttered the words, I put her wallet in a bag.
On his ass.
Yes, I don't mind murdering that.
You heard the on the video?
Yes.
I saw the video, yeah.
And you heard yourself say, I put her wallet in a bag?
Yes, I did.
You're able to give her that tattoo
and successfully give her that tattoo?
still still no memory mr. Frazo that is your contact information right you got
here you did remember what day of the week it was when you were meeting with
James and Seth from the video this is my favorite moment of cross
examination he's about to make eye contact with the prosecutor and something
about how she responds and perhaps how she looks at him will shake his famed
exterior just that little bit. From reality. From meeting...from...we are talking about
the video right? We're talking about reality. Okay. So Mr. Falazzo, uh...
You can agree that you lie.
Yes, I have lied to people.
You're lying today.
No.
About?
Everything.
On his ass.
I'm sitting here giving you my recall of what I have to work with.
No questions.
Gigi.
So as you heard earlier, multiple segments of Joseph's interrogation
were redacted before the footage made its way onto social media, yet the prosecution
made certain the jury viewed it in its entirety.
What you're about to watch is in our opinion, the result of a potent mix of sleep deprivation,
mental exhaustion, and an extraordinary lack of situational awareness, very likely enhanced
by the calibrated framing that occurred during the opening sequence of his apprehension.
He had spent the entire night freezing in the woods, likely terrified and in a state
of panic, after coming down off a three-day bender of drugs and alcohol.
Then while at his most depleted, he was met by a figure of authority who offered him warmth
and understanding, followed by another reassuring encounter where the rapport seemed effortless
and disarming.
The focus of the moment was subtly shifted away from the horror of what he had done,
onto his own inflated sense of worth and self-pity, followed by a continuous process
of positive affirmations and ego reinforcement, all of which forged the environment and
the oncoming result that occurred in the three previously redacted segments of footage you
are about to watch.
Can you describe Emily when you shot her?
What was she doing?
Dying.
Liam Scramming.
She had stopped fighting and she had gone and laid down.
I don't want to jump on top of her.
Sure.
How many times?
If you, you know, can you describe Emily when you shot her?
What was she doing?
She had stopped playing and she had gone and laid down and jumped on top of her.
Jesus Christ.
If you, you know, if you could talk to Emily's parents, is there anything that you would say?
I mean, clearly, I would apologize for...
...aint of this shit.
What about Emily?
What about Emily?
What would you say to Emily?
What?
You don't fucking treat people like this.
I can tell you that I wish it didn't happen, I wish I could turn back time, I wish that
I was just, I don't know, I don't know if you've ever just wanted to be a dick, to be a dick,
but I mean I don't do it that well, so I'm usually just like, okay, you can talk about
fix it you know whatever so you thought she was being kind of like a dick just
to be a dick yeah all right you know I'm like I don't think that you know me
like I suppose it would be like if I I mean I told you guys and you just go
like looking at me you know but I'm sure you're thinking like wow this dude what
the fuck you know like what pushes a man to do such a thing I would never do
And I believe me, that you would have asked me in that situation.
I would have said the same thing.
Had Joseph Ferlazzo been met with immediate confrontation and transparency, none of this would have plausibly occurred.
His demeanor and method of response from cross-examination is likely what you would have seen throughout this interrogation.
Yet due to the powers permitted under US protocol, he was guided to a place where he could no longer walk back from.
from. Now before moving on to the final part of this video, we need to explore the nuance
of this particular element and why that nuance matters. As many of you will know, the permitted
use of deception in American policing is extremely controversial, as it's been known to put innocent
people into prison through false confessions. Many of these cases have gone viral over the
years, with perhaps the most recent involving Thomas Perez Jr.
Yo, we gotta watch what it owes.
I can't watch those as this is bad.
It was August of 2018, Fontana police were convinced Perez's father had been murdered.
They thought Perez appeared suspicious.
It's really concerning to me that he hasn't been back yet.
They asked Perez to come to the station and that's where they turned a missing person
case into a 17-hour interrogation.
Murdered your dad?
No, I didn't.
Yeah, daddy's dead because of you.
We just told you we found your dead dad and you don't give a f***.
They even brought in Perez's best friend to try and get a confession.
Dude, they got your murder.
They got your murder.
Impossible.
When that didn't work, detectives brought in Perez's dog.
You killed him.
I think he's dead and you're done.
See that's what this thing is just a weirdo game. So that's another thing. Yeah, if you're not all straight
There you get framed for shit. You didn't even do just cuz it's like weird game
That's fucks
That's so fucks you know people probably locked up for such a day. Oh my god, I don't think much like that
See here looking at you knowing that you killed your dad
I didn't think that I'd shit it, but if you did, where would you have been?
I might have been in the belly.
They learned that Tom's father was alive and well and was at LAX airport ready to take
a flight to go visit his sister.
Steering filed a civil rights lawsuit in federal court against the city of Fontana.
My god.
And the suit was settled for nearly $900,000.
Now while both of these cases fall under the umbrella category of deception, you may have
noticed they were starkling with each other.
One consisted of futility technique and maximization.
The inevitability of outcome was imposed to such an extent that it caused the subject
to have an emotional crisis.
While the other consisted of rapport development and minimization, there was no applied
pressure nor manufactured sense of urgency.
And the subject was given the space to construct his own perception of the situation,
full flexibility in how he chose to respond. One worked through fear and coercion. The other
through guile and insulation. But more importantly, one can cause considerable harm to the innocent,
while the other presents a far lower risk of doing so. And as you've seen throughout this video,
it can be somewhat effective when used correctly. But anyway, here's the remaining segment of
for Lazo's redacted footage right about the time where he realizes he just told on himself.
Knowing full well exactly where she is and what he has done, he texts her phone one last time.
You're an asshole. I don't deserve this shit.
Ms. Adams told you in the state's opening statement that this case and this crime is about ego.
Mr. Feralazo's ego and Mr. Feralazo's nearly 42 year old ego being unable to accept his
22 year old wife disrespecting him.
Ego so inflated that after killing her taking her life because he didn't like
the thing she was saying to him because she didn't want to be with him anymore
he calls her an asshole he tells her that he doesn't deserve this the state
submits that it is Emily and only Emily that did not deserve this.
How do you find Mr. Palazzo on the count of first degree murder?
Kill him.
Kill him.
This jazz would you like us to pull?
I would.
And Mr. Sago is that your birthday?
Nigga, fuck you and your tears.
Nigga, take each tear and shut up, you fucking asshole, nigga.
You rotten
As his term was read out, but Joseph for lotsa was sentenced to 45 years to life in prison
Punishment many have argued was unexpectedly lenient
He was subsequently investigated for the cold case murder of his stepmother. No charges have since been filed
You're not gonna make it to 80 80 some
He's dead in there again
He's fucking dead get him out of fucking chopped to chop shit bitch fucking hideous
I
Took a bird check here Mars a good bird
Cyberpunch I tried a cyberpunch. No, I gotta find that silver man out of your video nigga
It changes icons maybe the icon, bro
What was that video?
What was that video chat?
Fuck, bro.
Yes.
You're like, yes.
Shhh.
I'm in silence right now, don't talk to me, did I?
Don't talk to me right now, try to find this shit.
Yes.
Yes.
Don't fucking talk to me.
Pretty loves pink.
What happened to her?
Where's she yet?
You know, I saw this one
Loves pink desert you walls
Yo, what was our posting game?
if you want to know what was I opposed to your brother
I don't know, how many videos is this man, I pulled that down
y'all think he's just watching this shit
y'all think he's just damn watching this bullshit
y'all y'all think he's crazy
I'm not convinced his sister tried to suck my toes.
Where that shit at bro bro
I swear it had to have been this that it was like a big bitch
It's at the end of it. It's a must be yeast
Road shoot bro
It's over, bro. I
Gotta find it the stream don't answer that find it. It's not even important no more, bro. I
Just gotta find it now. You know, I forget something I get weird
How many, how many, how many, how many, how many, you know how many?
Man, what the fuck?
Hey, this is, this nigga named, this is, his name is Tough.
I named him Tough because when I hit this bomb, I'll be dead when they got me like this.
I got a
find that shit, bro
Yeah, you think I'm a find a hard lower I
Just gotta think hard. I can't think hard one on my stream, but we're not finding that shit, bro
There's always
Bro, it was a popular video too, bro
React to some type of drama
DnB Nation?
I swear it was Chris Ailes bro.
I swear it was Chris Ailes sh** huh?
Yes, the b***h said yes.
The tenses are described in Asperger.
He was listening to some drama.
Right?
The big bit wasn't the whole video.
I think it was just a portion of the video.
Wait wait
Let me see something
I'm calm
All that for this
Where's my version of it? This is some random play. Where's my version of it?
And what's this video we're looking at this bit right here, bro
Who's this bit
The bit say yes, I remember recording this shit that was crying bruh, it's one of the best yeses of all time, bro
I
She has one of the busy yeses of all time
What do the place tell me Chris did not hit this
Man this is a pause more than me gang
You gotta be a top five yes about time
Bro, her yes was so ass it made it top five because it's made me laugh because she just sounded so like
Big throat and bro. I'm sorry, bro
It's the way she said it we hear her voice the whole time. She's a goat. Yes
This nigga looked up what she said it like this to her
He was in the middle of rolling his blunt
That's stupid. That she was so that she was so nothing
it was strong
That shit
Bro this
Why did I just say yes, bro driving range bro, nigga, that's it
bro you did a madness bro you scared us bro that wasn't a cop, yes bro that wasn't
Yes, bro. Yes, I'll search an hour for that one, bro
That was calm yes, bro, that was great yes, bro the fucking game up
Pull up I got to see at least 150 yeses
I'm not playing london cut I'm not playing london cut 30 minutes max y'all got 30 minutes
He's back side of me.
Y'all got a dirty man's next side of me, nigga.
My phone might go.
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