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Other people I can't cancel so if I leave my shit early and I can't I'm telling you ahead of time
There's just one chance on me. You know what I'm saying
Elmans nah, cuz it's actually real life Elmans out here and but it is one of farm your agent
I'm cool. I'm cool off the old man's farms and the shit says patched. They patched. I'm cool game
I'm cool
I'm cool off their methods
So you don't only want with a busy life. No, everybody else is busy, but then what the fuck in there and cry about it, nigga
Everybody fucking busy, nigga
Fuck what you talking about?
What is this bro? Oh, okay chat I ain't gonna lie
I ain't gonna lie, bro
We gonna do we have a mission to do
We have a big mission to do as soon as I've seen this this this video you already know what I gotta say
Listen listen Jays baby shower is this Saturday I think right
Well, whatever day is of the week it is, Maya comes in the morning of the 29th.
28th is Jay's big shower, and the 27th we have a collab with one of the boys.
I think this is the play.
I think that's a Saturday, right, the big shower.
So that means Friday, I do my stream and everything.
By that time it's gonna be too late to take a flight, but I can take a 5 AM flight.
I could take a 5 a.m. Flight or something like that to LA
Already dressed in my baby shower clothes and shit or maybe I know I won't have to I could take it like a 7 a.m. Oh
No, no, yeah, no, I should take a 5 a.m. Get there by like what noon baby showers at 2 I
Might not book a hotel or if I could put a 7 a.m. Flight get there around the time it starts get there already dressed pull up
You know what I'm saying cuz I thought it was gonna be late the baby shower and then I TSA
Let me TSA GD TSA lives
Okay, then we should do 5 a.m.
We'll do 5 a.m. We fly to LA we do baby shower
Thank God he's doing the baby shower early cuz now I can catch a red eye at night time to be back here by like 4 a.m
Get some sleep and wake up from my
solved solved solved solved peak nigga schedules we are good as long as nothing
gets cancelled we should be good we should be good that's supposed to be my
off day though but this will be a travel day not gonna lie but I'm not gonna lie
I don't know if I'm going to stream there myself chat cuz I'm gonna be alone
not gonna be what Colton and shit you feel me so I'm gonna go there and
I put my dog in the baby shower. You feel me? God, I can't miss that. Baby showers only come once
I mean
If you have another kid, but like for a per child
You feel me hop on someone's ingest
Take the PJ. Do y'all think I'm rich. Do you know how much PJs are?
Come on, let's watch this. I didn't watch this
Y'all must think I'm rich, bro
Nims is like 20 bands a trip, gang.
You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you.
I ain't gonna lie, I ain't gonna lie, chap, bro.
They're more fucking cute as shit.
They're more fucking cute.
What you think the baby will like?
Oh, Chad, y'all gotta help me with a baby shower gift.
Should I give her a Pokemon?
Do you think that their Jit gonna like Pokemon?
Yo, their Jit will like Pokemon.
Well, she either she like this is pink, ain't she?
You?
What do babies need?
I hear a device.
There's something all in this room.
I
Could be tweaking I did that you're vibrate in my fucking vibrate isn't going off. I don't have a vibrate again listen
So I ain't go law. No, no
What what do babies need for a baby shower?
And you gotta understand these motherfuckers boozy
I can't just get like if I get a crib it can't be really crib gonna be like a crib
I had a fucking iron and some shit like chrome and a chrome crib a chrome bottle
Oh, we're gonna chrome hearts Baba a chrome hearts Baba
Diapers
That's boring gang
You could do that some but diapers if you need diapers
Fucking boring buddy motherfuck rich I real backpack bro. I'm not getting there. Jitt and IRL backpack
Chrome pacifier!
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Make it my dog flyer
Who was drunk making my dog fuck yo yo, Jim don't play with me
Don't play me. I know what you pinning game. I know I know what you pinning game
Oh, Lord, I know what you pin him, bro. I see it's a Nintendo in that bitch. Don't play with me cuz
Yo, I ain't gonna lie don't chat
I already told y'all this
I just spending some time with Dante, Damir, and Danielle, and then C and Jason go and lullabra.
I might got the fever again.
I might got it.
Here she go.
Jeannie Poole.
Bad life she never left with the 25 gitties.
I might got the fever again.
Nobody wants you.
It's never that.
I just got a want other way around that you want a kid.
No, no, no, not right now.
Like I want to get like I don't I don't know but it's it's to this fuck.
Right.
Should be cool.
Like Dante, like really sitting there and she know what I'm like.
Dad is they really love his life.
Like outside of like he loved it.
Like he just happy as fuck with his family, bro.
I'm like, damn, cuff.
Like what that's all you need for a you feel me
YouTube version. Yeah, let's do the youtuber. I mean, I don't think it mattered. Yo Chesh. I get married
Yeah
Is it about that time?
Yes, fuck you say yes for a month. What the fuck
Meanwhile you at the strip club. So what's the last time I did a fucking strip club? What are you talking about?
just adopt the kid type shit chat should I get married is crazy wait what's
scared what's crazy about that what's crazy about that bruh
chat angle law if you haven't heard Nintendo dropped a Pokemon
champions you know what's the last time they had a regular ass battling in a
Pokemon game that dropped what is that scarlet violet that's it and that's the
last one we bought and that's last Pokemon game we bought because we like
that turn based shit there's new spin-off it's cool but like that's not
why I'm a Pokemon fan that's not why Pokemon is in here why put months here
the way it is today you don't learn so they just dropped the fact my dream
it's like and on the multiplayer when it comes to battling but they've been
taking out of games they've been making no ranked mode they've been making three
weeks game they're making a game dedicated to straight battling game
straight yo yo showdown you're not seeing me game showdown you're not about
to see me brah brah you're not about to see me brah brah y'all I'm having an
allergic reaction what the fuck
Pokemon Battles for everyone!
Oh, yo.
Yo, what about a guy?
Chad, you like doubles or singles?
Yo, this motherfuckers an Uber gang.
This nigga's an Uber.
Pokemon Champions!
Pokemon Champions!
This game is all-
Chad, the new Garchomp Mega?
It fucking-
He's a special attacker, I forgot.
He's the A.
About Battles.
And a new Lucario sim, I like the Lucario.
It's a file player, I mean, player rough as ass.
Hyper voice, ugly.
There are two ways to attain battle ready Pokemon.
Pokemon.
The first one.
Yo, that's how Jeremy says it.
Jeremy goes, Josh, you're gonna play the new Pokemon?
Bro, it's Pokemon.
They just stop trying to sound Japanese
There are two ways to obtain that already Pokemon
Pokemon
The first is by connecting to the Pokemon Home app
Transfer your Pokemon from games in the Pokemon RPG series
And, Pokemon Home
Then, link the app to this game
The second way is via recruit
Show me some Pokemon.
Choose one Pokemon to recruit once per day from a random selection of Pokemon.
What?
Get out of the Pokemon and just list at the bottom. Who are you choosing?
Who are you choosing?
Lucario, Tyrannotar.
Okay, I'll tell you right now if you're talking competitive
If this is meh the Lucario cuz you get the mega Lucario
Whole app so mega is up there too though bruh, but pow pow is calm this nigga was uber and gen 8 game
And sort of what was that? Let's call it violet. He was tagged uber game
Do you know what I'm saying? But T-Tar's always consistent, but like he I think he gets outclassed in this meta, bro
You feel me with these niggas? I might go Luke card mega Luke cardio here
You feel me?
Recruiting yeah
Hold on
Do research into these people, please. Hold on. You're on the base clean, buddy
You don't just get you don't just say shit like that. Now you're good
Yes, you got band W band mods
Hat rage, please have sex with Senna. Let's see what this guy looks like
Who are you
Who's that see what this guy looks like real quick
Can we pull his profile picture up
Save image
Right here, right here, right here, damn it's blurry, fuck.
How do you zoom in?
Fuck, we can't make him out.
We can't make him out, chat.
We can't fucking make him out, genie with the big 50!
Look at this fucking loser, gang, chat, who is this gang?
Genie you are crazy everybody hit 10k gang gang
yo Landon you were crazy last night on patreon 2 don't get it fucked up
love you Landon his Instagram is linked oh wow actually oh interesting it's
public this is a public info it's on his public twitch page that he posted
Interesting. You got no pulse, though. You got no pulse.
Pokemon.
Stop taking me out on my fucking vibe and let me watch my fucking Pokemon, nigga. Fuck.
Can only be used in Pokemon Champions for a certain amount of time.
Wait, what?
Random selection of Pokemon that appear in the game.
I hope your cruded pokemon can only be used in pokemon champions for a certain amount of time.
How do you get pokemon to stay with you?
Let me recruit it.
After you've gathered your pokemon, choose six of them.
Fucking nerd.
You watching.
Alright bro, where am I sleeping when I'm sleeping in the blue bed?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Like bro, what are you studying?
Like stats of Pokemon?
What a fucking nerd!
You're 28 bro!
What a dick!
Are you not 28 or...
You're 28?
You're 27!
You're 27!
I got a young upfiddle today.
You got pearls on your hip, dang!
Yeah, it's the young up.
The young uncle, you know, got this shit, Morton.
You don't know nothing about this, right?
Broke it, nothing!
Yo, I'm fucking gonna throw this shit up.
I got my book bag too, nigga.
But look, dead ass, bro.
All right.
Are you sleeping, man?
No, that's my bed.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, don't get in my fucking bed.
Okay, okay, okay, go.
I'll show you where he's sleeping.
I'll show you where he's sleeping.
I'll show you where he's sleeping.
So sit, sit.
I'll show you where he's sleeping.
Let's talk, let's talk, let's talk.
outside clothes I get in my bed for orange you all I did was why you looking
strong what I'm sure why they got tight ass
Shit some shit shit. I've been a crib. I've been a crib at
Couch and shit
Speaking of bad mother bio come on sit down. I don't think you saw this see that shit. He just did another day
Let me show you something
Oh, nigga, we typed fucking the Bayman Bio video.
Oh, nigga, I see the wave.
Oh, I see the wave.
See it.
They see it.
They see it.
Let me go.
Look at the wave.
I'm trying to stop him.
We should've gone.
Look at the wave, though.
Hey, can I show you something?
Oh, I hate when I'm in there.
Let me show you something.
I don't know if you saw this.
He checked the record season off.
We go getting him.
He scored 83 points.
Another little bit there.
Off to block up.
Two, two, three, seven, eight.
Well, that's it, check it out, that's it, it's a bomb.
So what if it's not lately, Joe?
Check it out, that's it.
Oh, look at this.
What is it?
I'll be showing you one, bro.
This, it was crazy.
Nah, like, it was like a better, like, performance.
Something like that.
Ah, let me see.
Oh, yeah, now I'm going to put this to that.
OK.
OK.
Let's see.
Yeah, like this, buddy.
This is way better than the all-agency, all-agency, girl.
Oh, he's like, take out the box.
Oh, watch out, move.
Move, nigga!
Yeah, look at that.
Move, nigga!
He's crazy.
How long ago was that?
He don't even wear these jerseys, though.
He don't even wear a blue-nobo game.
You don't even oh, he's actually kind of skinny back there too. You know where this shit no more game
This is not right now. Yeah, I'm a present type of nigga. I live in the present game. I live in the present
Oh, yeah, one fact. I don't think you know
guess
In NBA history in the modern-day era gets us to the most points in the modern-day era
Damn, I'm fucking bio damn out of bio. You can fucking do me. Look, they could they couldn't stop me
They had to follow me every play look they couldn't fuck his dog
And if he gets number 60, he's gonna get another one.
Look at that.
He's gonna get another one.
Look at that fucking rock.
Now give me a kick, Garmy.
Now go, us.
Us.
I've already seen that play.
I mean, this is cool.
Like, ah, like, I don't like this.
I just, like, I hit the button, but this is just, like, a better, like, better performance,
you know what I'm saying?
So, um, go.
Yeah, he wasn't, he wasn't, bro, he wasn't.
Yeah
Yo yo what's this what's this what's this what's this what's this go what's this what's
this what's that pass look at that pass.
He's crazy.
He's crazy.
Are you crazy?
He's crazy.
He's crazy.
Yo that Lullo is crazy bro.
Oh.
You know what's crazy?
No, no you know what's even crazier?
That could have been us gang.
I really think about it, man.
That could've been us, bro.
That ass, bro.
You was the most athletic nigga in the AMP.
I was the most athletic nigga in Florida.
You know what I'm saying?
But God had to nerf us, bro.
We got nerfed.
We laid the same struggle, nigga.
You saying the state of Florida?
Yeah.
I ain't gonna lie.
In 2021, Kodak was definitely more athletic.
Watch your mouth, man.
Kodak in black.
That's caught up black in 2021 with some more athletic
Watch your mouth, yeah, he might be able to throw a fucking X to peel off the backboard
and catch that motherfucker. What? What the fuck are you talking about, nigga?
I seen him hoot, bro. It's how you do, man
Codab black, beat him and get a race in the 1v1 basketball game
Give a fuck, you game. He will fry your shit. Let him get a little fried too
but we definitely gonna have a good game in a minute. Not playing the wrong way
Does your chat do that with me too? I mean, with you too, game?
What?
They dick-rod? Do they just dick-rod? Do they just hate on you too?
Or is it just your YRG that do that to me?
Uh, I see... I mean, it's...
I cuss... It is a lot of...
Wait, why are you still here? Why are you not fanning me on the next band left days ago?
Nah, nah, nah, I'm not fanning them still here, so...
You just on the other side, man.
We seen them streaming!
Wait...
Hey, bro, I've been enjoying it, man. I've been enjoying my house.
Yo, I'm alive. Flo to do something to you. Your skin look nicest.
Right now you look at yank. So you're your muscle popping in shit. You think I'm
Chat I'm tripping why Chris look bad good
You
Know they call me a
Is that that crazy
No, I didn't call you punk. They call me
No, what's he want to say though, what's he want to say?
28?
28?
Nigga, you're 27, my nigga.
No, that's fine.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Be right there, bro.
I'm right, bro.
I'm a club 27, nigga.
Yeah, come on, bro.
Let's lock in here, bro.
You can't make old nigga chose you old with me, nigga.
Fuck.
Old and niggas?
Yo, get out of here.
Hold on, though.
Let's talk, bro.
I don't want to get back on this topic, but we do have a similarity in that sex.
Do you think he was better than Duke Helpingney?
I think I was the, I think I was the best Duke Dennis defender, bro, triple D's, bro.
For me triple D, bro.
I think I was like one of the best Duke Dennis defenders, bro.
You feel me? I just he had to play differently to get his game off. You feel me?
He did. He did.
I had him working hard out there.
And I had no luck.
You was what it was about, bro. I wish I could come back and do that shit again.
And it's just like, damn, bro, just because we had to do an A&P shoot and play football,
bro, and my knees gave out on me, bro. And then I tried to get back up. I fall
down again. And then I look over at like, like, even the nigger in the crowd was
I was like yo, yo, Chris don't get hurt before this game.
It didn't just happen anyway, gang.
It just happened, I got a new one.
It's that little nigga that was at that fucking AP shoot.
This little bitch ass nigga, man.
This little bitch ass nigga, bitch ass nigga.
I got you, I got you, I got you.
You little bitch ass nigga.
I got you, I got you.
What the fuck?
My bad.
My bad.
I got listens to no.
My bad, man.
My bad.
My bad.
Oh, you okay, buddy?
My bad.
Picking it out man
You good
Say sorry
Get some
No, no, no.
Get, get, get a kiss.
Chris, get a kiss.
All right, Chad, Chad, get a kiss.
Give a little nitter a kiss.
Oh, you got some arms on your face, buddy boy.
You got some arms on your face, buddy boy.
Hey, that's him.
That means, oh, wait, wait, he got orange.
Nice, he's coming.
He's coming.
Speak to me in some,
Maya, he got an outer essentially.
He's gone through a few shits.
And each time they shed, especially these lizards, he's going to end up being blue and orange.
Hello, blue and orange.
And each time he sheds, more of the color comes in slowly and slowly and slowly and slowly.
It takes a long time.
It's going to take up to a few years.
Some people get it, and some lizards get it, color-coded and others.
But some lizards stay the same.
But this specific one, Arabian blue, you're a messie.
He's inevitably going to turn blue.
Oh!
That's that?
Well, you're a sensation and that's amazing, thank you so much man, thank you so much for the lesson.
You're welcome bro, sit your ass down.
Alright bro, I can tell you were like articulate my nigga.
What?
I'm not a warrior bro, I ain't no cat bro, you was usually big warriors bro, I ain't never seen you
usually type of warriors in the stream, I'm in the YRG community on top there.
I feel like honestly bro that was the best use of words that you haven't used in your entire history of your career bro
I ain't gonna cap bro that you surprised me today
You surprised me
Come on nigga
You just meet back in the chair
You just say you want to be in the chair
Do it!
Do it!
And don't be afraid to do it!
Can you put a song?
What type of song you want?
Let's have a chat. Let's have a song. You get a bomb song
Is that that's that Chris's friend are you fried?
You're fried you're are you fried?
Yeah, the jiggers chat
What?
What? What?
What?
I'm back.
It was good, okay?
The fuck was that?
We got this collected for a second, gang.
Come on, bro.
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You got
Come on
You said show you the fucking house my nigga you said show the box
I can get I can get a more gaisa song in this bitch for you. I get more gaisa said what you are yours
You hear what I say?
I'm gonna ski my ass shit, bro.
I'm not, I just, yeah, that's a nothing.
Hey bro, I mean, hey, continue to do your bounces and shit, bro.
That was good bounces, gang, you hate it, nigga.
That was great bounces, child, was that not good bounces?
Honestly, I feel like I had cooler bounces,
because I was more like Versatile in terms of my dances.
Bye, you all right?
If you want.
It's chilly as never.
That's a mood.
Come.
Come.
Interrupts me in the middle of my, where's my link,
stupid?
Oh, the mellow.
Where's my link?
Oh, we're watching Pooks, so there's a new program.
Are you hot in here?
So there's a new Pokemon game dropping April 8th.
That's like three weeks.
Who's he dropping?
They can set up up in that damn Pokemon 6.
So the drop of a new Pokemon game and usually Pokemon lady they've been spin-offs more story-like telling but this is multi-player battling across the world
Look, listen, they gave absolute this app story here. He has a good ass mega evolution
Do you understand? Dragonite actually has a new has a mega evolution this whole time Dragonite has been mega
Jack has a mega evolution and it has wings the wings or it's fucking
Don't even get me fucking start video get to this part of the show the back
I slow and open to today Meganium right there Meganium is probably one of the most under-loved Pokemon starters of all time
They gave more fucking mega evolution with an ability when it uses moves
It's like sunny days already up. So it doesn't need any charge up for shit like solar beam
It's like that. It's gonna automatically know how to do it. No charge time
But they said they were talking about you got a recruit Pokemon for a certain amount of time and they go away
So but yeah
Yeah, tell me you got a transfer from the Pokemon home if you want to keep it
You'll be able to see your opponents team and vice versa. I like that. How do you feel about that? Would you want to see your
No, listen would you rather before you're about to battle you wouldn't want to see their Pokemon
Oh, would you want to see what Pokemon I got?
Like God and choose the Pokemon you want to use for the impending match
Consider
The black sludge
That's the item item is black sludge the item was black sludge the Pokemon's toxic pics
Oh
Black sludge is if you held it if you hold it feel me it takes damage
But if you're a poison tight it gives you help like leftovers, but I think he's a little bit more help
But so somebody ruins you and they take the black sludge if they're not a poison type they take damage
Oh, oh, if they like poison IV poison type they get damaged word
What's up
I don't give a fuck bro. I wasn't visible then.
I mean like damn, I mean, I ain't bold, I ain't bold.
Bro, now if you use the Prod's of Ivy and mix it a little bit with that, and then you
can get it in a little mix with this, and then you get a couple stats, you get the
most insane fucking Pokemon, fucking collect item in the fucking world.
I don't give a fuck, bro. Like I don't give a fuck, bro.
You want me to be fucking honest? You want me to be fucking honest, bro?
I don't give a fuck, nigga, it's like, yeah, bro.
Like real shit, bro, like, damn, bro, I'm seeing it.
I'm seeing it.
Bro, I'm seeing it.
I ain't worried.
I guess the graphics cool, bro.
Oh.
Listen, I understand.
If I wasn't good at my favorite thing, basketball, because I know that's your favorite thing,
I'd be hanging on everything else, too, man.
You dig along the line?
Because listen to me, honey, even without the knee, you was kind of mid.
Wait, what are you dropping in my chat?
Hi, my name is Yuri's Gaming and I'm a fraud.
Okay.
Oh shoot, what are you doing?
What?
God.
God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God.
Let's do this.
Look, look at the first one.
that first one
you're not flying that hard in there baby you're not flying like that cuz you're
not you're not flying like that why you laughing you're not flying like that
it's that you're not flying like that bro shout out to the editor bro wherever
He found that big bro bro. You're not you're not flying like that, bro. You just like my gosh
You just not game you didn't understand
What you look at me to see this one right here
Day I have been this is like
Oh
Oh my god
Let me get them out one time
I don't know what these videos is
Oh
It's not the same video was that video
You deleted it
We don't like that bro, let's see
Bro, we too know me having more
This person's Jason this person's Jason
14-0 Jason
you
Feel me. It's it's like it's like it's like
You feel me? It's like a different skill, like different like...
Did Jason score on you?
Did Jason did score on you?
Did Jason score on you?
I let him...
Did Jason did score on me?
I let him for the content.
And I was a slops! He was a shoes!
I'm in crux.
Come on, bro. I'm in fucking crux, bro.
Like, I'm in fucking crux, bro. You get what I'm saying?
Bro, you get what I'm saying? Like, I'm in fucking crux, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, that's dick suck yo, that's dick suck
Yo, we still like the highlights behind it behind it. You shown them right now. Be on it
Time healthy me you amp here everybody healthy
Right the basketball rankings if I was an amp. Let's say I was an amp. He
right now motherfuckers you too healthy everybody healthy and
first I had the answer phone today you know you kid of man and
people it's cool though but we go uh that's a one two three four five six
seven minutes right so I gotta say we do it just like this and you can't
don't don't troll for these little niggas don't troll for these niggas for
We live in Niggas.
We do it right here.
Tap it out.
I'll zoom in for you too, sweetie pop.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Tap them out.
First land.
Ah.
We don't like to, we don't like.
Be a hunt, no no, hold on.
We don't like to, we don't like, we don't like,
we don't like, we don't like, we don't have it.
Look
Look, I'm not saying we never won be one not truly
Yeah, but and every time we played 5v5's and shit like that I sometimes I was in an opposite side
I had to guard this nigga. He cooked you fry your shit. No
Frightening you fry Joe Wando
Ain't gonna probably don't cut make him
It's not your seat though. I make him work for his muckers girl and look and to say and we played in a prime
Bro, I will have you working very well bro. Be a honey, bro. Okay. Okay. I believe you. I believe you
Cuz I believe you I believe you. I believe you what it is when I used to play a you
I primed and fucking deep as you do. I used to watch Tony Allen highlights me
I'm fucked up in the head like that. That's what defense. I'm fucked up on the head like that
I feel that I was like that.
I like to chase down blocks. I love all that shit.
And you know what's crazy?
For me, the offensive shit, I know shooting something.
You know, I think I was in a 3 and D.
I was more like a 2 and D.
For me.
So like dude.
That nigga not shooting like that.
The way I can knock down a 3 though,
is when I continuously go to the pain.
Like once I get paid the follow up.
It gives you some boost in your 3.
I see that.
But look I respected though niggas don't really respect defense like that no more you you stuck on that motherfucker
You know I'm saying you did this shit that didn't show up in the stat board like you grabbed loose balls
I shit you was like you was in the passing lanes and shit use him. All right go to
Then tangibles yet in tangibles
Grab what they can lose
Okay, forget the trouble. I'll show me. I'm stronger. It's me honey. I made the list
Make the list we're fully healthy
Say Davis right Davis will go to wait, but it's like I played it. I mean now personally off cam. I
In my prime, bro, I had this nigga struggling in the score.
We went to seven niggas, the score was seven to two.
No, no, no.
I made him frustrated.
He didn't want to talk to no A&P members after.
But that was in my prime now.
And he probably cooked me right now, bro.
Yeah, we're talking about prime, we're talking about prime.
But yeah, I made him frustrated, bro.
All right, who next?
So, damn, what the fuck do you mean, damn?
What's damn?
It's hard.
Oh yeah, I forgot, I was in the hypothetical,
I'm an AMP in this hypothetical.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I get it.
Oh, nice piece.
You wanna go back?
No, no, no, I think you, I think you misspelled.
Again, I shouldn't even be right there for a lot. Hey, don't be tight. Go ahead. Go ahead. Do what you gotta do
You said not babies, bro, you ladies said now and they look Phantom has this like
Swagger with his
Like it's New York, right? He like you get his shame guys spins everything like that
He's spinning in the same spot with his big ass. No, no, no, no, he's very athletic for his size now
He he did now like also
He takes charges and pick up games and you don't I know you don't do charges
No, I'm sending a shit
You never you said a charge in the fucking I'm sending a shit never
That's a good charge and fucking pick up game from come fuck you talking about everything calling that shit
I feel like them got glasses and bad
Whoa
I'm just I'm just gonna have got flashes about the line versus essentially not bad. He don't got bad moves
Don't nobody got bad moves. He's budding. You know nobody got a bad the bastard game like bad game
Okay, that's the thing you only see what's on the camera
Since you don't want me put Davis
I just like so we got do Dennis Chris
Like let's miss that out. You right? Yes. You
Know even still this is crazy, though, this is crazy
crazy because the brand is always better than the game brother so I gotta
put you down again
let's go let's go we gotta go I read that you definitely yeah now that's
Like you definitely better
Let's be a honey, let's make it real fucking this move
Yeah, you ready to see the real list chat you ready to see the real list
Click that shit updates this way hold on get right here have your hand on the desk
I
Have your head on the desk update screenshot you're it Chris next door's list. Hold on
Not keep that
I like that check. How does this look in chat?
bro I feel like I just feel like what did you even play when you play high
school yeah listen son that's a you shit listen son college dreams I feel
like chapter I feel like the idea is better than swarming it was a lot of
getting out there I mean not you're not gonna be doing it you'll be who I
know I need to get into that it's mirror you it's me to you game I'm a
Pg County native, bro. I feel like I feel like it's not PG Hooper's bro. They just like just learn
Just just learn out of just how to play bro. They just learn from it's been a skill since birth
Who shoot better near you, huh me who got better defense you?
Who got
My hand is a better day
No, who more efficient when they handle who's scoring with less dribbles. You got who's going with less dribbles
Who's gonna let you
Yeah, who's one with less dribbles you got like cute flashy shit that's gonna get stole and yeah
I'm gonna do that in the game who got that one dribble pull up to dribble pull up cross between just ladies like
Yeah, and then bro the midi is it the mini fades
My midi's better
All right, who is it? Who laid that bitch better? You want me and not missing?
You were forced to finish you were for you were forced to finish because he couldn't shoot
Nigga because niggas niggas niggas would force me to shoot because I'll drive laying on the ass
So best of that to back the fuck up. So now I'm open nigga. Now I'm open cuz they can't guard the league
Okay, okay, okay, I'll give you finishing you don't got a better mid range, huh?
You don't got a better man raising me on God. You don't and you know that
No, nigga. No, you know, you don't shoot better contested to me. Hell no
No, no
You're not in the prom no more and I can tell even now like our dribbling like styles are like like
Moses is like super your smoother than your shit, bro
For me my shit is just
Mover than your shit, bro, and this is like you
You know, you know, it's crazy back up back up have a heart and heart on some land shit no more trolling shit get ass
Like that ass like that ass like don't throw it like your range Chris that's door wire gene
Chats, whoa, listen they all say yes listen dead ass no one I used to go crazy snap on
it as they used to talk and I'll roast them back on some of you once you like you feel
I had all the confidence in the world though. That's like facts everything. I said was facts to me. I
Go live right now game
There's somebody trying to argue with me in Bethlehem. I like I don't feel confident, bro
Ever since that surgery game
I'm keeping it a being like it got to like month six. I'm like damn, bro
I'm a crumb
Like that's what I like like that I got no confidence in that shit
You know what I feel like like this is a fan. I got my surgery right you have a surgery on your repair art
You eatin' right?
This is an 18th month recovery for full recovery game. I got something like
7-8 month mark like I was even in the back of my wheelchair putting up shots to make sure the form stays
But now I'm able to walk I could jog a little bit
And the fact that I still feel like pain and shit is like damn
That shit don't make me want to look at it back. I don't even touch the bathroom no more for it
It cracks
I don't even want to touch the basketball in no mode, man.
I don't even want to touch a game.
But that's what they should be going through.
Kari said I was going to go through that shit.
No cap.
No cap.
You were scared.
I wasn't scared, though.
Look at his look.
Look, I'm going to have to do it.
Talk to me.
Oh, it's like, I could tell that, like, you move it, like, not, like, gently.
You feel me, like, one of my memories after Mr. Visha, and you went for three games,
And I was like, I know you, I know you like playing around
just to like, as far as script, right?
You just, you just, you just, you know,
goofing around and shit.
But then when I got the ball, you for me,
it was still like so smooth and saucy and a little bit,
even though I was like playing around,
but I know that like, probably you can probably
be able to move, like you want to move,
but it's just like hurting inside
that you can't really do what you used to do,
I understand because I go through the same shit for me so I know you's like, damn, your house Chris even getting this little spin.
Like, how is this living? Can't return around and do it.
I know, I know, I know.
Damn, man.
You're speaking fast, but I don't know about the rest of it.
Like, I was like, bro, I...
Like, I understand, like, that wasn't all that, but like, yeah, you get where I was coming from, like...
Davis is calling yo, what's good poogie?
Wait, what's happening, bro?
I wait hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, Davis, Davis, we speaking so long as the
first thing you say to me, bro.
I don't think it's that bad.
I don't think it's that bad chat. Y'all think this is that
Oh, fuck Davis family has even believed it. Davis array fix it
Who's better Davis erase?
Bro, bro, Davis I generally think cash that's to beat you
Has he beat have you played cash?
I generally think cash to beat you
I genuinely think you can't be cashed bro. I think you too soft bro. Like you got
Y'all so secret with a game y'all this thing is gay as fuck
So you remember that one time you pull up with you on the toilet like this thing
Wait show it show it show the nigga toilet person like licking and kissing on the phone nigga
That's not the same bro. I showed you the fucking toilet
You fit right in
See what's happened online don't let that don't let that fucking negative you come and tear between
What we had going on, bro?
We was having real heart to heart right there, bro.
Nah, nah, bro, like, well, I'm like,
what I'm saying, yeah, I'm sorry.
We two 27, 28-year-old niggas with our bodies,
bodies of like 40-year-olds,
our knees-wise, knees-wise.
Yeah, bro.
Like, oh, she's tired, bro.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Hold on, Shaq.
But I ain't gonna lie though.
If he was primed up and all that,
all I need to take is a few weeks to rest,
you're getting cooked, no cap.
And my basketball knowledge is better than yours.
But you can even tell in the adjacent shit that she was just at, bro.
You can tell that like even after the sleep, like I'm overweaving, like better, like just better.
You know that pain no more, fuck nigga? You got zero pain.
I don't have zero pain.
When do you feel pain?
You don't feel pain.
If I don't stretch, I feel pain.
No shit don't hurt, bro.
No, it does. It does.
Why did he lie?
Yeah, Davis, you fucking kiss up on the phone and hug up, fuck nigga, what the fuck are you talking about?
Do phase this
Wait what
How are you gonna tell him how you gonna tell him nigga?
Like literally bro. I ain't gonna tell my own me how it feel bro. I hate niggas like you, bro
Oh, that's crazy, bro
Oh my god, bro, that's so did I
Don't pay just like okay, okay, okay listen listen
Who do you think human-wise human just a sport of basketball is just better every way knowledge
Basketball the sport just the
The totality of basketball
Bro, I'm a good passer too, bro.
My dead ass, my gang.
Gio, send me the link right now.
That's the niggle out knowledge.
Send me the fuckin' link right now, nigga.
Fuck.
Send me the link right now.
Yeah, right there.
Rage, you didn't take rehab serious at all now.
Bro, bro, bro, what are you talkin' about?
Am I supposed to just, yo, yo, yo?
I was flyin' across the fuckin' world.
I don't I don't have one gang I'm traveling clubbing every fucking week. I couldn't it was a fucking with me gang
Wait, what's this a username skip for now. We don't need all that shit
Who wouldn't want me one?
Who wouldn't want me what nigga
Come on, how about
Yo Chris, how make this shit full screen cut?
You got Beasley?
100% you got Beasley
Yeah, I look you got I look you got Beasley too
And a 1v1 chat Beasley cooking it. Yo, don't I love you get you go back to me. Fuck. Yo, don't me look
Oh
Is no one has one of them. Oh my god. Oh my god
Jenny take for the 25 get in my heart hold on hold on hold on
They get genie pool say thank you to Jenny
But this nigga ruined it, that shit, about the time cut me off, bro.
I like, I don't even want to say no more, like, ah, I don't, did I say?
Say, oh, boy, man, you don't do no more.
Listen to me.
But I could be one of the best one of you, one place of all time, right?
That's right.
I've heard there's a rumor, there's a rumor, though, that you've never been
beat one-on-one here, Terry.
Like, no.
Ah!
Watch it, watch it!
Ah!
You, like, just got some name right there.
Oh, yes, sometimes.
That's what I want your take like no
You like just got his name right there you dirty
That's all I'm gonna be back bam Wow
I don't say, yeah, yeah, the only person I got to be with me is, um,
Dinah, the Mitchell, man.
No, nigga.
That's the one like the Cormac.
And there's eyewitnesses.
And he said to Dan, son, he's could ball 1v1.
Braun could have cooked him 1v1 again.
That's Braun Braun.
That's a goat full out of niggas.
You know what I'm saying?
Shit.
Huh?
What?
Braun isn't a 1v1 player again?
Bros. Anything player
Okay, so you got busy I'm out of that pond up one of you one
Yo, I go a lot brother
You know what I want imagine bro, I think it's because I think it's time for a point guard to get the goat status right now
I think I think I'm gonna lie. I don't think I don't know bro
You think that's yeah, can ever be the goat, bro
What does he have to do to be to go as yeah?
Yo
SGA gets 35,000. No, no
Yo
Okay, hypothetically, hypothetically he gets five rings five finals MVP's and three MVP's and he get let's say he gets
30 piece five rings five finals MVP's and like he's on a bunch of good listed shit as a point guard and
Not on those super team other
He has a good ass team though, so let's not rule that
That's top
Like what would he have to do?
But what would SJ have to do for this to that?
Give him go I
Would assassinate him before that
Y'all gonna lie
John might kill in his
Ligurine chat. I'm gonna fuck about all them old hoops. You turn up
I'm not gonna talk about this, yeah.
Gilbert Arena's Jalen Brown.
I know Jalen Brown.
I know, I know that's not,
I know Gilbert is tough,
but you gotta think about the defenses.
Yo gang.
Like, he dead ass, good luck in like Jalen Brown.
Like, Gilbert gonna be cooking in the game, bro.
But then I feel like,
as I get a little tired, you know,
you feel we, you feel the physical rhythm a little bit.
Yeah, I got Gilbert
Jeannie big footed I was gonna say I was gonna say yes, I was I was good you saw me looking at fucking name
You see me see you saw me reading her name. You see me reading her name. I
Like I like Gilbert check
What should we what should we click here?
Well, that's what we said SG would be five rings five finals of the B to unanimous MVB's break brawn ultimate scoring record
And break that I don't think you need to break brawn scoring record to be to go because he
Bro, he got that shit cuz he played fucking four hundred years now. I think anybody's the plan's long
Say you have like
Seven
I think he oh in a row at 60 61
Yeah, we can't think about that right now he too far away bro. He too far away from that. He too far
It's a long time from there. That's a long time for now. We got you didn't I say
Actually, Gilbert arena's nigga. No cap. God. Yo, Jamie
So tonight
Yeah
Fuck you tell my you take five of what oh my god, I got a tone package out there
I got to open this car. It's my way. Do I wait?
Is that y'all shit tone tone tone I never heard y'all do that
It's just a it's just a pre-pitch
So so he said it on his twist a pre-pitch game
You niggas are about y'all niggas are in every fucking target in the world. They wouldn't mean a pre-pitch
You should start he pitched up and done
Have a good idea on a scent that y'all should make
Rage scent you should be like a rage scent. Oh
Could I notice how you guys can have like ampie sense named after each other?
I don't know why you haven't done that, but you should do like a rage like dang
Niggas would get mad fucking pussy with that shit. You gotta spell it
Let me be the slow tester and all that shit. I'll tell you what sense to put in that
one V1 one V1 Vince Carter or Dwain Wade. Yes, thank you. This is one V1 chat. Like
Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. I know I know how great Jason K.
This fuck out of here the prime bro. He's mixing his ass up nigga. That's the nigga that you used to try to hoop like John Wall
You're a lot of glad
He's trying to he's trying to yeah, bro and now in the 5v5 Jason K. man hit him with all these he's he's
Yeah, we talking 1v1 John Wall killing this boy. He
DC Pope now hit me out
Genie with another 25
Listen Jimmy Butler
Scenario we paint the picture. Let me tell you which version of Jimmy bowler
Name a player better than Jimmy Butler when Jimmy Butler is about bottom is
Like a five seed team injured. Yes. You know what I'm saying. He caught bro
when he's on trash ass he might all go crazy.
So given what I said.
Nigga, right, right, right, right, right.
Nigga, come on, Nigga, God damn.
Oh.
Won't be won, wait, hold on.
This a good one, bro.
You know what's crazy?
This is actually harder than people think.
Let me tell you why.
Easy thinkers are just gonna think,
oh, athletic, wait more athletic than Jalen Brunson,
he's just gonna kill this nigga.
1v1, 1v1 basketball.
Now think about it, 2017.
I know, I know.
The nigga's crazy fucking,
and that one dribble pull-up elbow jumper
gonna be crazy too in the 1v1 scenario.
But Jalen Brunson's counters,
we're talking 1v1 is like three dribbles, the four dribbles.
And you can get you three or four.
Jalen Brunson's counters are so crazy.
Oh no, whether they gotta play defense,
Jalen Brunson not playing no defense.
Yeah, Jalen Brunson not playing no defense.
I
Listen, I know listen
So you go Brandon Roy
Be honest
Highlights and be the greatest
No, no, no, here's the thing because Jalen Jalen's
Jarrett Smith highlights are really one view on highlights game
That's what he's just one view on assing or catching a lot of some shit off-ball fucking doing some nut shit
You know I'm saying he is a 1v1 player
Yo, I'm not saying who's the-
Look at this, this is on Bron.
Oh, you reppin' this, bitch!
Oh, shit!
You're dead!
Yo, I ain't got a lot of blood.
Look, check, go hit me.
Like, he's tough and he's a better basketball player
than JR Smith.
But in a 1v1?
I don't know
I'm going JR chat, they're gonna be so tight on us on YouTube bro.
They gonna be tight, bruh.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Look, listen, Derrel will have killed
this little white boy.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you,
Derrel will have killed this white boy.
I'm telling you, I'm a white folk out there,
I love you, I love you.
But look, Derrel will have killed this thing, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Derrel will have killed this thing, look,
I'm playing, bruh, I'm playing, bruh.
I did like his cross over, though.
Ooh.
Yeah, Derrel really got one of the sauciest
Yeah, she ain't killing this thing
Stop playing me they're all fucking cook this nigga can't guard this nigga stop playing me
I don't give a fuck nigga. I'm gonna fuck. This was the youngest MVP of all fucking time, nigga
In a league with LeBron fucking James. We'd be three times a regular fucking season nigga fuck out her
Crazy must have lost so goddamn mind
He's not getting MVP
Yo, you know, I fuck with Rudy Gay game Rudy Gay was tough, but I think Paul George's I
Think we'll be pretty close though
Lance even says one of the you know, listen
Yeah, look I want to dick ride Lance so bad, but I just you know loose to Beasley
And I see how he would play 1v1, but yeah, he's not his prime, but Luca would like bro
He's the I don't think a guard loop like Lucas so weird game. You can't guard down nigga, bro
T-Mac
DeMar the Rosen
One of you one I got T-Mac I
Got T-Bat I got T-Bat
You know crazy
Oh lord!
Oh lord!
Damn you!
Flying!
Damar!
Damar is a good 1v1 player though gang!
Damar is a 1v1 player!
I'll hit like that!
I'll hit like that!
I'm gonna lie!
It might be closer than we think!
Yes, T-MAC I think is better
than Damar to Rosen.
But a 1v1 game with them two
One game with them two would be way closer than y'all think, gang.
I think the roles are good.
You think the roles are going that?
Well, look, either that or that.
On the Indian scrimmage, he probably likes it.
He probably likes it.
I think they have those.
I think if you look at us, that's...
But whose game caters more to one of you who want to play and who do you think
would be better in a situation where you want to play?
Who do you think plays defense better?
Do I'm saying who plays one on one defense that just five you feel I'm sorry
Because I feel like she might just do everything
Tony Parker you will go
What if you go right now though?
Like what is Jason Tatum right now versus Tony Parker?
What's the problem, bro?
Jason Tatum's coming off a fucking Achilles game.
Yeah, bro.
Like Tony Parker had injuries, too, man.
Why don't we just take both of them at their best?
Nah, I ain't gonna lie, Tony Parker was tough, though,
man.
Don't play with him.
He was, but I'm taking Jason Tatum
with Ben in a 1v1 against him, game.
You not?
Really
Bro, oh, wow, look listen
They all
You're okay. They both can't guard each other. I got mellow. I'm sorry. I
Got mellow mellow frying curry mellow will fry curry one-by-one and a mellow actually locked in the play defense
This is probably a mellow defense. This is probably a mellow defense. It was just his effort
It was his effort on playing defense game
I like mellow garden curry in the one view on but I like curry gargamelo game. Curry cannot gargamelo. I'm sorry
It ain't what it is. I'm sorry. They gonna be tight. They gonna be tight
I don't give a fuck I got Carmelo Anthony Ben Stepco in the one view on game basketball
Or nigga six seven
Bro come on
Yeah, I got mellow, bro. Come on game. Come on, bro
Love you when I got a game don't even try it. Oh my god. He's gonna kill this thing
Oh, yeah, you're gonna fraud is nigga. What you are you crazy?
What
Yo
Kari your book and put nice to you just gonna get curry game going in curry, but
If I'm dead in your dollar names on the fucking line, boy, we want them every time.
That's a fact.
Why someone in the chat say this is close right here?
They ain't, they don't want to find it was MVP.
I was just trying to defense, man.
Can you say harder than I ever did that?
Hey, bro, now go ahead, game.
You have a, you come on, you come on, bro.
Go ahead, bro.
Hold on.
How many can full screen?
It's not doing it chat. I don't have a oh I gotta do this
Fuck I can't do it on this mini keyboard you bought a what bitch
I see. I see.
So maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, but, but we are talking.
Mmm, baby, baby.
Mmm.
I probably could talk with that.
Mmm, that would be really good.
$20 for the baby talker or we could get the taco trail. Oh my gosh
You can get this cheap corn nachos
How much longer
I got all day I'm cool
Well, you know they gotta have the churros on the side.
Mota Nachos, extra taco, one of the inches.
Of course, of course, of course.
All right, we'll look over there.
I'm gonna go with that biri rum.
Jajajaja.
I ain't saying it would be jajajaja.
Wow, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Gotta get that one right there, gotta get it.
It's closed!
Oh my fucking god!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, that is crazy.
Aw, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Hey, can you get Chris of Tacos and Maria?
Hehehehehehehe.
He's crazy.
I knew that was close.
He was reading that motherfucker.
That's not a good video.
I drink with all our jokes hearted
Thank You Gigi
Is the question
Chris
What
huh Chris don't cry I can't see I don't like seeing people cry I'm sorry I was
There's more options you can look for
No, you would click the wrong time
Mmm, look
Mmm, you want tacos
You want that one? That's Oxtail.
Yeah, get those tacos right there.
You want that? Yeah, Oxtail stew.
You fucking dad? Let's get some of that.
White rice?
Yeah, you want white rice?
Yeah.
And you want to drink or anything?
Or...
They got, let's see, let's go to beverages.
Alright, thanks.
some beverages I know they have beverages add-ons maybe oh drinks islands
best juice slash canned soda yeah let's just about passion fruit patch
groups passion for you like passion fruit yeah I might get to so we can both
eat the same thing so I'd like to eat with you bro
I got you
And I'm gonna do express I'm gonna pay extra three dollars for express
Leave my dog, you know, we've been at ease in that 2015
You said before the stream of shit and you's getting whooped by your daddy
My bitches getting fucked
Good time bro.
Locking in bro, come on.
Oh, bro, come on.
Andrei Goodella.
Wait, what?
Yeah, come on.
No game.
No game.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
This is one of the best ones we want to play all the time, nigga.
This is James Harden, nigga.
Oh, I got to take a meeting, bro.
It's the big six, bro.
Yeah, bro.
You gotta go.
That's the whole group call?
Yeah, the whole group call, man.
Bro.
There you are.
I think you forgot to add me to the call.
Chris, you forgot to add me to the call.
Yo, I'll say, all right.
Yo, genie, thank you for the 25 get it bro. You know China said anybody add me to the calling shit. They put the 25 get the genie
Yo chat we are 50 subs way from 10 bands 10 of them hoes
We are 50 subs away damn near for 10 of them hoes
Yo chat angle I ain't letting them go under equal dollar bro. I love Andre equal dollar a foot one degree
No cap, but I ain't gonna Andre. I don't give a fuck how good defense you think you play what you do
You feel me love them on the sixes. You do I'm saying
I'm going James Harding though, bro
Yo, what the fuck?
Jeannie pool just dropped fifty seventy five gift is about Christmas gone
What was that call about?
Oh my, Landon.
You're not in peace here.
Oh man, I love those guys.
Bro, you need to drop 75 Getsys when you were gone.
Hey, GD!
What's up?
You heard it?
And part back, Landon.
What's up, my nigga?
That's the one.
He a producer in the chat.
You know what I'm saying?
He's a producer.
You are.
He's a producer in Max and Hell in Niggas before.
OK, man.
What's up?
You know what I'm saying?
He went crazy.
He gave you like 1,000 subs during my picture on stream
last night.
It sure was weird.
Shit.
So he gathered like that.
Yeah
Got it like that, bro. Hey, bro. Shout out A.
Big 10K in the chat. 10K slows me back chat.
Love y'all.
Yo, Shay asked for a hug. They just dropped me.
Shay asked.
Shay asked for a old girl.
You said throwin' some ads?
Say some ads?
I'm gonna take part in it. I just wanna let you know that.
So, alright, bro. Are you gonna...
That's the that's that's like a top five one-v-one player all-time game
Oh Austin Reeves click it right fucking down bro. Don't even play game. I think that's it right now
Pick that shit right now, bro. That I see those crazy. Oh, that I know crazy. You probably trolling
And I'm not even and I'm not and I agree with you. You probably told me look chat your game
Bro, they would have been scared seeing this nigga not in jail.
You know what I thought you were doing?
Witchcraft nigga?
The fuck?
Why are you moving like that, cuh?
Oh wait, but yeah, we be playing about defense, cuh.
No, no, fuck all that.
1991 NBA finals, this nigga was on a court game against the Lakers, the Chicago Bulls.
This nigga would have been cookie.
Nigga, Magic Johnson would have had one more nigga.
He would have had a tightrope with that nigga.
Yo, chill, chill, chill, bro.
You know it's crazy look chat where I say who's better and who's what they're gonna 1v1
How's all Scotty Biven 6?
5 6
7 how's all Scotty Biven
Yo, wait, hold on
Okay
Okay
What study pippin's bag really one V1 most of the time though
You're not gonna lock her I mean, I ain't even I ain't even bro. I ain't gonna cap, bro. I
Generally got serious cooking this nigga the one view on I'm not even I'm not even trolling, bro
Yeah pop here for cooking 1v1 that's a 1v1 ass nigga Ray Allen Jamal cropper. I'm sorry
Jamal cropper is cooking Ray Allen in a 1v1 game and a 1v1
Kobe AI there are very few people on this list that is bitty Kobe Brian the 1v1 game
basketball and it's not ever since now but I'm mad that's that's AI's first matchup
That's fucked up, bro. You give me a I Kobe first matchup, bro
I know I know who I got I know who I got don't let chat this way. Do you know don't think that's like that easy like it's not
But even though it's not easy. I know my answer
Tyrese Maxi 1v1 I'm telling you chat
I know a lot of people are clouded by just five and five a lot of niggas
wouldn't want to see this nigga won't be one game a lot of niggas do not want to see this niggat
Terry's maxi won't be one game.
Jenny Pooh!
Haha!
Yo, G-
Yo, yeah, nah, bruh, I suppose-
Wait, will that say her name?
What, no, I was saying Jenny, right?
Yeah.
Well, that's saying Jenny or was I saying Genie?
There's no- Genie will have a couple E's in that mix.
Wait, he- wait, she- they said I was saying Genie this whole time.
Oh, Jenny, I'm sorry yo check. She's actually a doctor
I go lie. I have to do my goos gang. She's actually like
That's a black queen right there
So you're gonna
Close
It might come down to the wire Stefan Marguerite is cooking that ball here that's a nigga
I'm gonna shut this mouth up your butt. You like okay. I go a lot Joe Johnson chat Joe Johnson is beating
Chris Paul won't be one more. I so Joe. What are you crazy? Yo, we need to get I so Joe out of retirement for the one
We won't basketball scene
Chat that ass up. I'm not gonna say which companies but a lot of these one we want niggas
They would take what we want to see gang. Who would you want to see the one who won what retired NBA player gang?
I want get rose John wall matchup. We try to get that situation. I want I want I want I sew Joe versus somebody
Tim Duncan versus Wemby.
Tim Duncan is like 50s bro.
Hey goodlack bro, hold on Wemby might saw us Tim Duncan in the pool.
Right?
What?
For some reason it feels so disrespectful to say.
It feels so disrespectful to say that Wemby would beat Tim Duncan while he was.
But like to be honest
Bro
Wemby won who's winning Wemby or Tim Duncan?
Yo, who's this girl just came in dick road you hide Chris with a bunch of hearts
Yo, my cock on chill out bro. My cock on
That's
Joe Johnson, yeah me too. I got Joe Johnson KD co-op. Oh my god. This is such a good batch of and
And look look look look look and this is closer than people think people are automatically gonna say KD
What that's one of your favorite players? I don't know if he still is people are gonna automatically say KD, right?
But gang
Kawaii is so good at basketball game
Like I know everybody say KD because he's dead yourself, but he's Kevin Drey and fucking the Slim Reaper
But bro, Kawaii is so fucking good, bro
Oh
Okay, I don't keep like
No in 2016 2017
Yo, you are the only human being that hurt trying to dribble that quiet kawai was nice too though
Don't get it fucked up quiet quiet how to cross over that's killing niggas. He was cooking
He was but I never seen the niggas say you try to hoop like why
Yo, they got KD they got quiet
Y'all they got they got co-op in KD and the pole
You know, it's crazy. I'm not mad at that. It does sound so crazy, bro
It is not crazy, right? It's not crazy
It's not crazy right but it's Kevin Durant
That's a thing.
I don't care about stuff like that when people play more games and shit. I don't care.
Fuck the aviation. Team USA practice 1v1 videos. I would like Katie be cooking all the niggas.
You know who you know who cooked everybody you know who you cook Katie and everybody from really footage Jimmy Butler
Cook everybody and band did too, but I was in his tatum and jelly brown though
So I don't know how efficient I'm taking those NBA them cuz I don't know how seriously they're playing after they were just chilling
Katie was like
Bro, and there's a video where I could show you a Jimmy Butler kick in everybody game you feel me cooking Lily everybody Monica
Jenny again
Yo, hey Jenny you try to be cool one day like could we like you know I say like
Like even when he got dropped 25, you can drop like two.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I'm very full for anything.
You get what I'm saying?
Like only when he gone, I understand.
It's your man.
It's like I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna take your man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he don't fault you like that.
But I appreciate you doing 25 fucking gifted.
I appreciate that 25 gifted.
I ain't gonna lie.
I can't, listen.
I think I'm gonna end up clicking KD,
but I'm not like,
but I'm telling you right now,
I'm clicking it because of his name Kevin Durant not because I would put money on this at all
It's the right choice it's the right choice
Hey to be quite honest look I just wanted to be clear if any of the whoever goes here
Any of these two people master because LeBron one of you and I'm picking one of these two people game. I
Feel like you're not
One V1 not basketball basketball clear LeBron clears these niggas in the sport of basketball
That's why I don't want to be one one V1's a subset of basketball. You understand LeBron kills these niggas in the sport of basketball
I don't want to see Kevin during his name near fucking LeBron and fucking real basketball
But one V1
I don't know who to choose here again I'm not choosing hey come in the room don't say
nothing then just choose.
Love.
This is a draw for me.
Yeah.
It's a draw for me.
It's this dead ass murky job.
They might go to overtime if they want me to.
me dead this this is dead ass murder you're a drug they might go to overtime and won't be with
no i can't even i'm seeing it though
obviously today oh my oh my i'm scared
That's a good choice. That's a good choice, bro.
It's a good choice, bro. You can't get mad at it, bro.
Jason, go.
It's a fucking...
It's a fucking...
Yeah, what's happening? What's happening?
Why are you talking like that?
No, no, no, no. I'm Dominican.
Chris, come to bed.
What?
What the fuck?
Nah, I'm out.
Nah, I'm out.
My boy, he like gay.
I was pretending to be a bitch.
Oh, fuck.
No, no.
No, that's me, gang.
It's me, bro. It's me, gang.
Nah, I was just, I was strong.
I thought he wanted to get off the phone.
I didn't know he wanted to be on the phone for real.
No, I'm not gay.
I
I get mad pussy. I get mad. I get mad. But now that I get mad pussy. Yeah mad pussy
Anyways
So, okay, look I'ma let you I'ma let you know you gotta think about it
Baby shower
What the fuck
I'm thinking what what gifts are like some like I was thinking in the what like a size what 12 men shoe
Did he just hit up way did you just hit a sound effect on the fucking phone you freak ass
Jack's your soundboard
I got a stream deck but where on the phone why am I here in your side effects
I got respect.
Yeah, I got respect.
You is the general.
Yeah, what's happening?
You asked my phone.
So you going to my man's baby shower or not?
It's this weekend.
28th.
Listen, J.
Listen, I moved some things around.
Let me tell you the plan.
I got some shit the day before.
But hear me out.
I'm waking up early.
I'm gonna stay up. No, I'm gonna take a 6-6-6. I'm gonna take a 5am flight to LA
I get there on like a noon that gives me time to get the baby shower at like 2. I'm gonna stay for the baby shower
I'm gonna get like an 8pm flight. So after the baby shower, I go straight to the airport and I'm back for my class for the next day
And I'm getting a little chrome hearts baba and I'm getting a chrome heart baba. You did that?
Yeah
Hey, nah, nah, I'ma let my boy take this one this year.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, I want to be the, like, he top it off this year.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, but no, no, no, no.
So, I mean, like, you can see, he's going all out.
So, I will.
Hey, you guys remember Tone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God.
Whoa.
He gets mad.
Yeah, Tone.
You already know, he gets up here.
He's gonna get you a bunch of Tone balls
ship it down yeah yeah yeah so yeah my boy gonna get to the chrome heart the
chrome heart baby bottles for sure and the pacifier yeah yeah we got like a
tropical flavor pink pink pink one bro come on bro we got all types of shit my
boy though we got chrome heart baby bottle so we're gonna okay okay you
You at least show up though, right?
You gonna show up to LA, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna show them, I'm gonna see how like the flights,
the flights leaving out Atlanta, but it ain't bad.
So I'm gonna let you, I'm gonna update you and let you know.
Come on, gang, you know, I'm good for it, let you know.
I'm good for that, update you.
It's not wrong, you should have one minute.
Well, I love you so much.
Wait, you said one minute?
No, wait, stay the hell out there for a minute.
Yeah, more than he got it, you know, cause you talk.
Of course I'm a beat, that's my, I'm a big uncle, bro.
I'm a beat up, what's up, bruh?
And I say,
That's why I fuck with you, ain't I?
And I say, I say, I say, I say,
I say he even stayed longer to the point he cleaned up.
Let him clean up, too.
He don't clean up, blue.
You know what I mean?
What'd you say?
You know what I'm talking about, you're a crisp.
What?
Crips.
Oh, yeah, that is.
Nigga, did you just hear another fucking sound?
Oh
I said
Yeah
You know, yeah, like I said
Say hey, hey, hey, hold on he can say you can say you can say you can actually they just leave with me gang
There's no place. There's my seat on the airplane out of Miami. Yeah
I got you guy, I got you brother
For the world he gonna beat up he gonna beat up
Hey, bro, yeah, my boy. Hey, but my boy you don't get you what you say hey, you know, we're wrong
You know we're on the Chris.
Hey, you know what we're on the Chris?
Cribs.
They going to get you a brand new crib, bro.
Hey, hey, that's a bike.
Hey, this going to be Louis B.
Hey, there going to be Louis B, nigga.
Hey, hey, he going to be the head of the bar.
He going to be the talking bullshit.
Hey, why?
Why, my boy.
Hey, got me up, nigga.
Hey, hey, bring it in.
Hey, hey, hey.
All right, bro.
All right, buddy, all right, all right, good.
Yeah, you know it.
Hey, man, that's a A, man.
I got the fucking phone, god damn it.
What the fuck?
I'm bad.
They can be yapping.
You can end that phone call five minutes ago, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, great problem.
The fuck up?
God damn it.
They're going through the same audio line about 10 times.
You fucking NPC?
Why are you laughing?
Oh, you got, you're a race, baby.
You're gonna be like, what are you laughing about?
What's funny?
What the fuck are you laughing at, Jake?
Yo, yo, you are hilarious, bro.
Yo, hey, check me pool with that motherfucking 25
in this bitch.
God.
They put it 25, get in the jacket.
They just flash your ass, I don't know.
They got to get a spit around.
Hey, they want it so that's how the oh, yeah, so you're out show for the video
Do I'll show for you YouTube?
Today is why I want to be one king of the court. No big man
Intro
Why don't the video it's over repeated Michael B. They know there's it's a it's a it's a king of the court
Like we're gonna find out who's the last one
I hear a vibrate
That's my piece what oh
Oh shit, but one of my fans is spinning slow. What do I do?
Wait, is that a wire?
I think something's in one of my fans, Shaq.
Oh, no.
Oh, I sound clean.
When I push it up, it stops.
It's like a pinch of shock.
Oh, my fans stop! It's not spinning!
Oh, no.
Okay, it started. Fuck.
Cool, Dad!
I
Have to deal with it till Colton comes back in the morning
We got to deal with it to court come back place so Michael B. Zee or John Moran
Chat Michael B. Zee or John
No, is it loud
I probably do it like it's like, you know, like somebody probably can come in like it's my room.
They watch and listen to your shame out loud and say, yo, what are you listening to?
And they say, are you listening to somebody with a vibrate?
They can say that I'm ashamed.
You don't know.
I think it's super loud, bro.
I don't know.
I gotta be shocking for a lot of people, a lot of families that I love.
What do you want me to do?
I can't do anything about it right now.
Christopher.
Gilberty is the way.
I gotta do it.
D-way.
D-way.
D-way.
D-way.
Got Dwayne one John Wall LeBron chase monkey one
The wrong cooking only one game
Too big too fast too strong too much IQ inside game crazy
Yes, he I don't care what niggas say about the three-point shot. He could shoot them all fucking sometimes game
You know I'm saying he got a batch of the basket game
I was the back of his fucking head and he 250 pounds of fucking pure muscle
I think I might be the only nigga that they were like 3% body fat pure fucking muscle
No cap and his beard is calm
And now if you put out with the gold tea if you put out with the gold tea like you on the heat
Yo, it's yo gang just lead a game lead a court the Bronco on the court ideas
With his fucking gold tea and shit looking like a lion probably will just hunting his prey
You just leave the fucking court game. It's leavey. You know, you know, I'm talking about
kind of like escalating
and stuff like that
but I'm like, you didn't use
my bad beard
you chose
the brown stick
Yo, hi bro
I thought, yeah, you shut the fuck up bro
Jair Smith, Russell Westbrook,
on V1
Hey, I gotta go JR
I gotta go JR
1v1
Not who's better at basketball
Play the highlights, nigga
No, no, Russell
I go live, Russell Westbrook,
highlights are kinda crazy
Oh yeah, you fight it
Let me get a glimpse let me see what we talk about
Russell Westray how to don't know one time that gave me a boner. I'm not gonna lie
No, okay, no, they were at home
That's break come down the right side of the court the crowd you roar to so loud
What's the number?
Let the crowd ward with him
What? Who is this dude?
I don't know.
Run it up! You have to go bring your knife!
Let's go keep the shield.
Okay, got it!
You know he's gonna be one of us.
What a crash!
It's all over!
Don't even bother!
Come on guys.
Yeah, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He's got a lot of sauce.
He's bad. Oh, look at it.
He's got a lot of...
I
Yo, you know, it's crazy. I think we'll be closer than what people get what people think I
Think russia was we'll do but I think it'll be closer. Yo Jair would have some bad work on his neck
I see this nigga hitting trip with that threes on them. Yeah, I got I got russ to
And I think russia guard Jarrett the jarrett can ever guard that nigga
Bro the type of moves you gonna have to like game as you a stop on the band
It's a weird fucking English game, but Larry not gonna be able to keep up with this. He's gonna be saying
Like shit talking no no making women shots, I mean
I mean, how good do you think Larry,
imagine Larry Bird growing up in this day and age.
So he learned to do that.
I mean, Luca, but obviously Luca is looking.
No, I don't think you understand.
Bird would be better than he was back then,
with the knowledge he has now, the game he has now.
He'd be cooking, nigga.
How much do you think he'd average?
How much do you think Larry would average
if he was born in the year 2000, Jack?
I know that, no, I look a better Larry Bird,
but in terms of like.
Yo, can't.
It's like carrying.
I hate comparing.
Comparing old generations and shit cuz it's so like it's like comparing the go to fortnight in 20 fucking 17
They could wear the go to fortnight now. There's no different shit. Like they wasn't thinking of doing shit like that
Yo, bro, yo, bro, yo, bro
Labor in 2026, we need to be a kick stream like he at 24 years old he'd be a kick stream
Bro he being the NBA game
What are you doing, bro?
What are you doing, bro?
What are you doing, bro?
Hold on, hold on.
What do you not feel like a superhero here?
Like, really?
What do you not feel like a superhero?
If you get some shit like that?
Okay, you are flying, my nigga.
What do you not feel like a superhero?
God damn!
What do you not feel like a superhero?
Oh, what are you doing?
Excuse me?
You can't even guard me, push that nigga fuck on her.
You can't get out of her.
Oh my God, nobody was able to...
Let me sit back and kiss myself real quick.
Yeah, it's a kick.
I'm gonna step back and kiss myself all night.
Face to side with the steady assassin, does it again.
Come on, brother.
Come on, brother.
Come on.
What does it do?
What does it do?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just trying to see the, like, taking the turn or something.
That's hard.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
We don't have anything.
All right.
All right.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
The
Watch till you're impressed
It's now.
Oh, watch that one.
Hold on.
Wait.
Wait.
Yo, isn't the way like this?
God.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, my god.
What the fuck is this?
Center for him.
He's in the middle before I do the box.
He's in the middle before I do the box.
He's in the middle before I do the box.
He's in the middle before I do the box.
I need to hold the pin right here.
George showing off his handles.
And then shows up the touch.
He's still in the middle of his touch.
He's not showing me none that D-Ros can't do.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Alright, you alleged it!
What happened here?
What happened here?
The match we watched right now rose right
yo, come on, bro.
We'll take a look at his crowds.
Come on, bro.
Podgers himself said this is the hardest thing in the world.
He's never had to guard.
Make a buck.
Oh, yeah.
All right, nothing to know.
That's a lot of them are open.
He has made remarkable shots.
Gamer after gamer after gamer.
We seen enough.
We seen enough.
Here's my thing. I'm a realist and there's a height and size difference. You did what I'm saying
And in a 1v1 a back to the back game and a and a triple threat 3 might be more like important
So I'll give it a PG like all buys decide
In a real 1v1 like you did on time
Why you're struggling to click it
Man, you know you know, click that shit game. Stop playing, bro.
Cause you was fast, but everything else, bro. Now you want to be slow with this. There we go.
Man, that really hurts to say it.
Hey, Luca, nigga. Come on, bro. Stop playing, bro.
First team, bro. First team in the first five years, bro.
Like, he's the very first team all NBA game.
We're not first.
So, Luca Gagard, team act? You know what we want?
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
Guard team act can Luca guard team act
Yeah better than Luca guard him yet what the fuck who got a who better
I go live I think Joe I might go team act
No, nobody here is a fucking NBA nobody is a terrible defender, but compared to T-Mac. Yes, he's a fucking terrible. Yes, he's not that good
And this is a nigga you do not want to be an average defender against game
Yo, I go a lot of bra
I ain't gonna lie cuz
Now we going career, that's the one if you want I say even if you didn't
I'm going to that game you don't look at
You had the last one so I get this one game
ten eight
This is actually good at this is actually good to be this would actually be close. I feel like
This this ending like a 30 27 game 30 27 30 28 anybody's day
They said as chat GPT bro, no bro, this is us bra
Yeah, we gotta use human P2.
Yeah, I gotta say, yeah, I'll see.
I'm going to you back.
And sorry, in a 1v1 game in basketball, Carmelo?
I got the other thing to smoke.
We don't have the other things.
I got Velo too, yeah.
No, OK.
Ooh.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
First of all, I would say this.
They both can't guard each other.
OK.
Kari.
You know, he's going to take it.
You know, he's going to hit by Kari.
Going to have to guard Dane from half court.
Dane is going to have to keep up with every, all though,
but it's four dribbles though.
It's not like you don't got all the dribbles in the world.
Bro, I've seen, I've seen.
Look, look, I've seen.
Limited.
I hung out with Kari after the AMP.
It was like the AP summer after we finished it,
he came like the day after we finished 30 days and shit.
And he just hung out with us the whole day at the curb.
This nigga is like, even when his knee was like,
been there in the summer, bro,
this nigga is like hitting everything game.
And he still got this like still this little shifty.
I'm sorry, bro, I think this nigga is so tough, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Yeah, I'll go carry two carries probably the best. I'm not a lot of carry might be the best one be one point guard
They could shoot that if he missed one you get I'm saying like he hit three
But don't get it fucked up though. Damn it more athletic. Okay. They women that shit, too. No, don't get it fucked up
Don't get it fucked up, but carry bag where it just to bag where his bag is way different than day
You feel me you need a bag and I want to be one
You know I'm saying but I do think one of you one rules cater to this nigga
But I like I also like how he's back to the basket game better than Dan
I don't like Dan back to the basket like I like Kyrie. You do what I'm saying. Kyrie can go on that fucking block
No cap. He could break you down from the fucking block nigga. Come on. Jay's hard
Paul Pierce Jamal Crawford 1v1
I think we'd be hating on Paul Pierce low key
Like Paul Pierce
I think I think we'd be fucking low
Like it was ugly a little bit like
That was a one-to-one player bro
Three things and one of them being Kobe another one being pause the song
Pierce.
He was clutched to three.
The night has been a great win.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not gonna lie.
He was clutched to...
Damn! Hey, ha ha, Jenny Poo.
Jenny, God damn.
Hey, uh, Jenny Poo, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
It's your cousin from another auntie.
And I just wanna say like anytime, anytime, like...
You're welcome. You're welcome. And you feel me? So anytime it's like, you know, pull up, pull up, you know what I'm saying.
But why are, uh, yeah, so, Jamal Crawford.
I'm going Paul Pierce, man. Look, I think everybody want to say Jamal Crawford because his handle is so nice.
Paul Pierce is a better shooter. Paul Pierce, I don't know.
All of Paul Pierce's buckets are isolation buckets.
Yo, this nigga's just an Iso player, gang.
He just an ISO that's all he score. He's an ISO fucking player game
The only thing I'm giving him, we've been hating on Paul Pierce and other guys, but like,
dang, and I'm one for one, oh that makes some sense, wow, wow, terrific game, but his
game is sexier, so like, I don't know, oh my god, he put coffee in his mouth, I
Stop it, bro
I don't know bro watching real one be one basketball should be so much niggas always get the flashy highlight crossover
They go is gonna win, but it really be like
All right, bro, yeah, you got this one you get this one you get this one
Kobe sorry, I'm
Michael Jordan, sorry Joe. Oh no, fuck no, Joe Johnson. Shut the fuck up nigga, don't piss me off.
Kevin Jere, Michael Beasley. I got KD. Oh yo yo, Michael Beasley. I don't give a fuck how many niggas say you can beat gang.
I got KD. Sorry. Dwayne Wade, LeBron, 1v1. LeBron. Dwayne Wade, I love you. Russell Westwood, SGA, 1v1.
I know who I got and this is gonna be tight. I got SGA bro. This is gonna be tight, but I got SGA.
1v1, I got SGA. I'm not even gonna lie, bro.
Oh
I can resume I can resume it. Oh my god. I'm just kidding buddy. I wanted to go back though
Listen
Listen, let's make a say. What am I doing? It's the size difference. Yeah
You feel me the size difference is to it, but I got D way to get a lot of other small fours one V1
Look at what he won Jenny. Thank you for the 25 again, bro
Why do you why do you just go back?
Okay, Jenny you are carrying with landing right now, bro. Holy fuck
It's the a D-Wave was frying brawn and are you don't yeah, yeah, I go live, bro
This is close to the dickest thing bro pure 1v1 pure 1v1
Just cuz he's a monster I got I get to I got yeah, you guys yeah
Paul George trace my games, right? He's too they do I
Got T-Mac
I don't know if he got PG
I don't trust PG bro
Like he has the cutest
I don't trust him nigga bro
He's literally a thrower
Like he's a sell
He's a sell and skill
First of all he's the smoothest and he has the best handle out of it
And he's small fucking forward
That's what I'm saying
But who's gonna give me the fucking bucket nigga
Who's gonna give me my fuck
I don't give a fuck how sexy it is
Who's gonna give me my fucking bucket when I need it
I got Melo, it's a size difference, bro. Yeah, yo, yo, Melo really can't guard Kairido game
But the size difference, bro, like y'all are the same height. I got I feel right now. I'm here right now
They're the same height. I got Kairi
If they're the same height and wait, I got Kairi, but Kairi wouldn't feel me but I got Melo, bro
I got mella. He's shooting over anything Kyrie putting up. Yeah, he's shooting over all that. I got Harden, right?
I don't
This is so weird. Yeah, it's so I hate this shit, bro
That's so crazy though that this is like a this is not like a show. This is real life game
This is real life. I got Michael Jordan. No game
Prima, look at you crazy, he was lost in your mind bro, he is this nigga but efficient.
He's a more efficient cove brad, he just here with it to eat bruh.
He just here with it to eat bruh.
I got an M.J.G.
I know my answer bro, I know my answer bro, this is going to be mad at me, this is a
1v1, not the game of basketball, a 1v1, and a 1v1.
I
Damn bro
Here's a thing I
Feel a bond would say that too, but I feel the bro would care LeBron is like yo
I play basketball now what we would get you do it inside. I
Got KD game. I got SGA
Shit
Oh
This is a great
Yeah, James Harden
Chris got hard in chat
I said
Yeah, like
Not only on his bully in a post but I
Who you got shot
What's posting?
Damn car
Damn
How many times I come
You know, you know we should do though what
If you were real nigga, I don't if you're real nigga, don't come what what what?
My little club and hold on before we get on to that. They got hard in winning this. Yo, look listen
Let me out. Who do you got hitting more of these?
This is the most important shot of one ball and basketball. I'm in this shit with Nas and everybody
Yeah, most important shot is the top of the three,
top of the key, jab three, contestant or not contestant.
No dribbles.
Who do you think hit me at the most in this matchup?
James Hunter Carmelo.
That is the most important shot in one-to-one basketball.
Oh, fuck.
That top of the key, jab three.
That's the most shot shot
and that's what they gonna be showing the whole time.
I like both they step backs.
You did what I'm saying?
Hard is obviously better to step back.
Harder is last in step back, you know.
But!
All he needed was those.
Who's hitting one more?
Mellow top of three?
Have you go specifically?
Contestant three, it's hard to step back.
Who's hitting which one more?
If you go specifically that shot, type of shot,
yeah, you would go mellow.
But I feel like Hardin still, he can get his way,
he can get his way, you know.
Four dribbles?
What do you think about it?
Like, he could blow pass this,
and then he's one of the best.
I just
Get it passing me. Yeah, but I mean using momentum a lot to what he's people you need some triples for that game
I'm like the study them little study steps. I know it's crazy. They'll be going
But like and it won't be one. He's cooking the shit out of niggas with that
Stopping that's tough. Oh, yeah a floater like yeah one of the softest touch so even lay up and let me tell you
Let me tell you one thing though.
The morp...
Ha ha ha ha!
Yo, Chaddison the A.I. holds up his nuggest mellow jersey!
Yo, look, Gabe, look!
Hey, Abe, opinion!
All biases aside, who do you say that I don't sue?
Gabe, let me tell you why.
One P1 is more physical as fuck!
Hard of not taking that mellow physicality, bro.
I'm sorry, bro, he not!
He's not changing them fouls and free throws and he's not!
Doesn't say man, we ain't fouls, isn't it?
If you want basketball, streetball, fouls, gang,
you're gonna get actually pro-slapped up.
Now, physical, that shit's like niggas is fucking grabbing hands,
checking, he hands, checking.
Come on, bro.
You're fried, you're gang, like,
you're saying to that NBA, well, you can't touch the nigga.
Yeah, I heard what Torchman said on the court,
if you seen him on the court on the 5-5.
And I won't be one. I don't know anything hard in this week. That's a strong man, bro
No stronger. You got it ain't got that
You feel me Cal lorry mower legs, bro. You feel me got good good good, you know, you're a little listen
I go live you had less on I get this one
I got this one again, Katie
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
I've seen Kevin Durant.
Who got hair again?
Who got hair between you two?
Let me know.
Katie.
All right, bro.
Katie.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Who got more hair?
Who got more hair?
We got more here listen Katie. Okay. That's fake. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, listen
we're I
What you too, you're gonna pick Kawai over Katie me too, right?
While we're Kawai and Michael Jordan be horror conversation
I think I think it is matchups. It is matchups. It is matchups
Matchups is smart. I like that answer matchups matchups. I thank you. Thank you for you. That's a good answer
Mattress um
No game this nigga really the best
You want
Bro, I've seen this nigga brick 20 shots and over OT 1v1 1 nigga guarding him against the Celtics games
Like I'm against the Bugs game. I see them get locked up by niggas on like I've never seen it
They get locked up
Look at Katie Phil go percentage versus a ball niggas, bro
He's one of the like best scoring fucking like if you look it up on fucking stat music some say
What if I looked up right now
You're gonna take it. I'll see you right now. I'm going back to Jordan. No, I'm gonna kill this nigga
All right
Oh, but oh
Like that, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm gonna say that I'm so dead as well as he is cooking his name
I'm inside like I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro
Like the way he stopped like it he bro. He didn't his ankle be turned while he driven like
He's so but he a flexible guy, bro. He's six six, bro. He's that is one it's shorter
I know what Niggas gonna say about man, come on, SGA man.
SGA is flying him and looking sexy while doing it.
This is who gets the ball first in my opinion, nah,
they gonna play better than y'all think,
they gonna miss, they gonna hit every shot game.
You think I'm a zi?
One, one thing for sure.
Mello cannot guard SGA for shit.
He not gonna be able to stay within it.
He just not, and he's hella,
but he's not like a lot damn I don't see a shit without free throw see that's a
lot see the casual washiness is the thing it works
she's so good at basketball that narrative with the free throw thing
fuck niggas niggas don't know how good it is gang
that nigga touches every nigga in front of him gang
Like Niggas don't know how good this nigga is, bro.
I have to say that, because I was part of the...
I was part of it for the first year Niggas was born in an era to get, because I was...
You feel me?
And then you just sit down and watch this nigga's games, bro?
I had to humble myself, bro.
I'm watching this nigga, I'm like, yo, gang, he's nice.
He's nice.
Like a punk guard trying to be a punk, I need to watch this nigga do film on this nigga, nigga.
Daz!
That is crazy.
Now, I gotta ask you this, bro.
No, no, I'm not using my pick on this. I'm not using my pick on this
You say you say
Fuck for all
I know I got I got Katie for
Bro look
Here's the thing though. I got Katie too, but I'd be given we'd be given Katie all this glaze and nothing
I'm sorry
I was the big you know, you know what I saw me in a Katie Glaser
After that net series game it changed my life in the way
I mean after the Celtic series
Talking about a double bro a double team Katie forgets how to buy basketball sometimes, but this is not this one
I
That shit fucked me up bro like I don't know it did something like game
But yeah, I got Katie though
Damn oh
Way fine. It was a CA and Katie
What that was the who usually wins these
Who do you think usually wins these check?
Damn
Wait, how do I
Katie's usually first MJ's usually second the brahmi the brahmi under Kobe
I'll be over Kobe
No, I can't believe why they got no five. Oh
Oh
I mean now I
Even don't look man. They don't hate me. I got Kyrie been secretary won't be my basketball
Kyrie need to be up there. He is up there. I'm glad Melo's up there
Nigga said hell no whoa, they got she kind of a dead rose respect, but they got certain something
Hey, that just tells me the people know bro
Where is bam he too good for this list he too look he too good for this guy at least
Okay, so here's what I was thinking here's what I was thinking so we have food, right
Can I tell you what I was thinking?
You got food?
I ordered the food and it's probably here.
Wait, wait, but Chris, Chris.
Yeah, yeah.
Not because I want to, but because in honor of you,
I feel like if we eat food, we should get fried.
Is that a before or after?
Huh?
Yeah, before or after can.
See, that's the thing.
What do you do?
Is it like, is it food, din, din, din, you know what I'm saying?
Or is it cat?
That's the thing.
The pros mumbers.
I'm not a pros mumber, but I'm only that.
Maybe smoking after they eat.
I don't do that.
I smoke days.
so you get the, like, all your taste buds can be, like,
I can dance and the munchers activate.
But if we do that,
I don't think it would be right now.
Because there's still some things I want to do with 2K.
I want to test the basketball body through.
I want to play you with 2K again.
That's what I'm starting with, bro.
I want to get 2K first.
There's one 2K.
There's one at first, bro.
Okay
I got let's go. Oh, so you dad on today. It's running bro. That's wrong. We could do it's you could do four minute quarters
You don't want to get like a trouble. Yeah, I do this
We're gonna go and what
Yeah, be him no fucking
Okay, I know y'all say Chris is in the gamer and he's not
But if there if he would say this to if there's one game you ever knew how to play it was what oh
I want to be dead. Oh
Well, I'll be a 2k for some black-ass only knew how to play 2k game. That's it
What's that saying played though? I haven't played in a few years. It's not like the one time
I play Angel or something.
I play Emily, bro.
Like a 3 point game, game.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
I'm not going to dig some deep in there.
Oh, yeah, we about to play.
Let's play.
Jenny!
Wait, you what?
I got a pee, Chris.
Jenny, what the?
Wait, who won?
You beat her, right?
It's you kid, yeah.
And then I had a game and got that.
Yeah, I did that.
I got to pee back. Yo Jenny with the 50 fucking get this. Let me go Jenny or leave what it's what it's what it's
First of all, you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna leave you with something
I leave with everybody that need to go piece. That's it like two minutes
What you didn't what I
Want you to test your skills with chat
Okay
You comprehend a
If you match my answer pop and Henry power you're out. So last one last say a word
You for example name something the color red
Uh, it's not something.
Yup.
And you gotta say it and at the end he's gonna reveal his word, whatever his is.
So if you need time to think you can pause the video and say the word, just don't cheat
by looking at chat.
You understand?
Don't cheat by looking at chat.
Cause chat will say answers and shit.
I'm about to go piss.
Let's take that.
Man, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go.
We got reaction.
Don't talk to Jenny.
Nah, for sure, Jenny.
What's it called?
Yeah, so we got reaction.
We got reaction.
You already know what's going on.
We got reaction, we got reaction, you know what's going on.
Name our, name our, name our family life.
Oh, come on in.
Hang on.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, name our, I remember when it comes to currently alive.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, which one?
Yeah, like, which one?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Panda.
I don't know, I don't know.
Yo, like, which one I'ma pick?
I think meerkats are, I'm not sure.
What's like, what's like we go pick, word?
Gazelle?
I'm bout to eat cream food, I'm bout to take it out of the bowl
By the drink, clean water, nigga, you better fuckin' know
Nigga, fuck it, don't leave, don't even fuckin' call me
Nigga, why aren't you coming with me?
Nigga, nigga, I'm not ballin' with you
Nigga, if we fuckin' want me to run, nigga, this gonna be fuckin'
I don't even need a motherfuckin screen, my hand is so so fuckin' athlete, nigga, my shit
lead, nigga, nigga, don't even peep, nigga, you cannot fuck me, why is your nigga you
can't even get low rebound over me, nigga, prove, prove, my defense better prove, nigga,
Yeah, that's the fact.
Taking my calls was better.
Yeah, that's the fact.
Taking my shots is better.
Yeah, that's the fact.
Look, nigga.
Watch out, nigga.
Get it all in lane.
Watch out, nigga.
Just lay up, nigga.
He can knock off with me.
YG, YG.
He can't even shoot it through.
And my knees are better too.
I'm gonna attack you, you gotta use that up.
Spin around the back.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna right there with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't need screen.
I don't need screen.
I don't need screen.
Oh, shit!
Ha ha ha!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What was that?
What was this?
What?
What are you on Twitter?
We is looking at the
Hey, don't say the same thing was crazy, bro
That shit was fire. Nah, bro
Yeah, this video is great. How far did you get I get I get like too fun
Like
What we were talking about it like the whole time like great minutes. Yeah, I'm gonna be calm
But I actually need to refresh them one minute. I'll refresh one minute eight seconds and refresh refresh
But we was talking about it last thing I said I heard was a herb of war what I was in here. Let's see where that was that
Yeah, no, no, so when it refreshes and it clicks off the video basically it starts over from the beginning
So that's the YouTube shit
But yeah, that was five video game hey, let me see that let me see that you definitely got leaving like this
Yo creed bro, what the fuck bro?
Creed.
Yo creed, gang.
Y'all, that's fucking weird, bro.
I know.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's my dog, bro.
That thing will be trippin', gang.
Nah, I can't, I can't, I can't hear no more, bro.
I can't hear no more, bro.
Chatting, I can't, tell him creepy
having a pussy fart, chat.
So, yo, I feel no bad, I can't hear no more, bro.
You're not hearing no more, bro.
You're not in here, you're good, okay?
Yo, Chad, y'all hear that sound?
What?
Bro, Creed, hit fart no snuggle, right?
Hit fart no snuggle, you didn't see Creed.
He was right there, Chris, you trippin'.
You high, you high, you good.
You good, brother.
Hm, let's get on the game real quick.
What?
I'm gonna go to bed, brother.
Are you still in bed now?
I
Didn't shit myself chat chat. I didn't shit myself bro. That was Creed fucking pooping bro chill
Chill
fuck this game
What's the best you need use
What's the best you need to shut
Suppose you see the best I might use spurs. Huh?
No, I'm with her. No, you can't hear me
No, I'm talking much out you can't hear me right now. Oh
It's the best to use us again. Yeah, they broke in they fake broken cuz they got eight
No, they got a Zionist shit. He'd be jumping out of the jump. He'd be got one be crazy, too
overly
So which one are you gonna use? You're gonna use the, um...
I'm thinking maybe, like...
I don't know, I'm gonna use the spurs.
And you can use, like...
I feel that, but I feel like Wimby is like
he's similar to Bam in a sense, and you know Bam, he running the lead right now.
And he on the heat, and I want to use someone with that caliber on a good team, decent team.
But that is good as a depelican team, so I'm gonna use one view.
Give me a sign.
You feel me?
How does it work?
Are you playing rock?
Alright.
Where are your team right there?
Oh
He got an 86, an 82, a 78.
Damn.
Only got an 89.
I can't believe this.
Nah, they forgot the hurt day because he's like a 91, 92.
They forgot the hurt day because he was track of school.
I'm sure.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Nomination is getting in the industry.
What?
Not gonna go too deep in it.
What you been playing?
A whole bunch of games, bro.
Only GCS, 3.
Is it like, well, I'm not gonna go too deep in it, bro.
There's a good chat or two live still.
It's okay.
Wait, oh my god, I forgot to play the game.
But how you put it into the game straight?
Wait, is it already into the game?
I don't think it worked at the nuggets opening lineup.
We got kids, we got a pair of Marks, then J-Mart and Smith, and a tiger is passing in at the parking lot.
Dang, master's the rose, shank and...
Wait, what? That's a greener layup?
That was a good release though.
To the middle, here's Smith.
And who's that? Who's that? Who's that?
Ah!
Wait, is this our layup's miss?
Oh, he's got backcourt in there.
Oh
I don't see for you blocking all this shit
No, I don't know a shot! I don't know a shot!
I think he's down B-side.
That's not a bling.
How do you win one of those?
Ah yeah!
Oh, booze off.
How's the booze really killing us?
I'm really massive.
I need some help.
I can't guard my seat for you.
I don't know.
What? How you did that?
Us!
Us! Okay!
Okay! I forgot!
He'll get hit by Joel Kim now.
did my Joel Kim now
I see if you can't guard me
I see if you can't guard gang
Oh, he shot it slow!
My boy!
Derek, should I be Derek?
My boy!
What?
Fuck out of there.
No!
God, you hit and shot, that's not green!
Wow!
What is this?
What is my hands doing?
Wait, why he hit and shot, that's not green!
Oh, what a great shot.
Oh
It's on pro. Oh
Wow, I wanted to pass to Joe Tim, why is he still with me?
There's no directional pass me, Shaq?
Like I got an icon pass?
Oh, what?
You gotta hit the green.
Gotta be playing, gotta be playing.
Rock Gavis nigga, 9.8.
Go on, man, over.
And that's the hoop yo chill.
I'm supposed to be over here, damn. Why you sitting there, bro?
Alright, we going on some plays.
Oh, we got mellow over.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yeah, weed out.
Weed out.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, watch this.
Holy hell, I'm gonna break it.
There's a lot of traffic.
Oh my god, bros, foul me, you gotta foul me, gang!
I
And you know who to give the ball to Steve Hansen?
Hey, acceleration, nigga.
Steve Hansen, what?
What?
What?
43 seconds left.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Steve Hansen! Steve Hansen!
Steve Hansen!
Steve Hansen! Yeah!
Steve Hansen!
I
Hold the down on right stick while don't wait what hold it down on right stick while don't you do oh my god
Why Stephen Hunter?
Oh
Oh my, where did that even come from?
What?
What the fuck was that?
Wow.
Wow.
What the fuck was that?
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
It was just heroes and fucking dang and no luggins.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Get the fucking rock!
Stay down!
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Rock it four.
And the foul takes the ball to the space.
Yo, line you up with the catch.
That's it.
Oh.
Two minutes now.
Play in the second quarter.
Guy just looking for a way to score here.
They've had a tough time taking the lead.
One, two, wait.
I knew the big box.
The three seconds of my passing.
Oh my god.
Hey, watch this big box, too.
Well, they don't have time to play on that.
I would have been a T.O. for me.
Why can't you hold down left stick until you do that?
Why is every shot getting blocked?
Why is every shot getting blocked?
How do I start getting blocked?
What do I do?
Oh
I see you locked me up and go
I was knocked you out. I won't punch you dead. Yo shit. Yeah, I'll put you video
What are you doing?
I'm getting blocked.
Oh, wow.
I don't know how I did that.
I didn't do anything.
Oh, wow.
What the fuck?
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
and those are the kind of nice inside look
good guy
wait you told me to hold what?
you're interested in bullshitting?
no you told me to hold what?
oh you said right stick right?
when trying to dunk?
ah I bet
one out two left to play here was a second board
no
EWAAAGH
nice
oh
hey Gero's cold
you can't have that
you can't have that
oh oh my god
I'll get a road. I'm gonna get a road.
Why does it go right in my neck? It's a car.
Those first 9-13, here's the rest.
Hey!
And you might know that the power of a chicken
with a long hand on the ground,
that it could be a canvas for a great person.
Yo, what are you, why are you pulling out moves?
What the fuck was that?
And on the bottom, you got 12 points for him.
Oh my god.
What was that?
Give Anthony a name, because this guy will run all over you.
Rose kicks the brook.
Ogre tries to shine.
He's looking for it.
He's coming at it.
Now Anthony, where did he go?
The last second of time.
He's looking for it.
I'm mad I gave it 11 point recently.
I'm believing in the beginning.
I'm getting on that pro sheet.
Nah, I would have been tied up.
Tied up.
He was up 11.
Now when I'm with you up 10
Damn
Watch this come back. I come back never what
Like that
My name is not God. I think I'm on Hall of Fame you want pro
That's what it is. It's like difficult easy shit. I mean myself have all the fans
I'll let you pay on the easy difficult
Turn off autumn auto time
Absolutely dynamite, one-off and it didn't change their approach in the second half.
And I must listen to his success with the team.
Up is up, they're losing.
Next game, it's Roswell's, and it's Bogan's, and it's the two-guards' fault.
That's the five-on-four for the Bulldogs.
This game's just like a football game.
They put down now to just eight points with the ministry of the World Cup.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, champion.
The product is the speedball.
Yo, that's a J!
Are you always shot?
You've been hitting the top of that green every shot, you lied!
Get- What the fuck, bro?
What?! Yo, this guy is faking gay, bro!
Oh my god, I'm gonna keep quiet and go to the other window.
Oh, it's gone.
Fuck, it doesn't even fucking...
That one was so chopped, bro. I love you, Noah. You're fucking idiots.
What is a TV ad, bro?
CPU chip, yo shit.
No!
I'm gonna make a shot!
What is a TV ad, bro?
CPU chip, yo shit.
No!
I'm gonna make a shot!
What the f**k was that?
What in the sh..
What the f**k was that?
What in the sh..
What the f**k?
How you make that?
What am I doing wrong?
Make that
Don't how do you talk? Wait? Oh, wait, don't get that just swear
Old art
I
Do for Emily for content
Remember we saw you get ones on the purple
No, I can't don't hold R2 and square chest still a normal like
Is that not it
You must have lost your fucking mind.
One time hit me, all down right skips.
Wait is that square or square?
I'm really hoping for contact
Press X
Circle
What the?
What?
What the?
Yeah man
Good road.
Good road.
Good road.
Good road.
Good road.
Good road.
Little under two and a half minutes off the clock now.
Here in the field.
Wait!
Here's Iverson.
Here's the crossover.
Here's Iverson.
I love that.
I love that.
I was about to go use like a died
What the fuck?
Yo, I literally let CPU handle that because I didn't know where Nick was at and they just
fumbled.
What is happening?
How do you score more when the CPU is guarding you?
Isn't that so?
The opposite?
Hey, that's all I was looking for.
The screen does not go.
I'm sitting in the back, sitting in the back.
Yes, I hear it.
Yo, get Daros back in the game, gang.
What the fuck?
He's here, bulls-hunter.
Six points for him.
Okay, let's get him out.
Yeah, it's got something somewhere.
This shot would be hard.
Throw it with the ball.
And it's butterfly-pipping them up.
Yeah, position it.
Let's get it.
I'm in a round.
I'm in a round.
You like to see them inside, passing like this,
as one of these guys be in the same game?
Come on, you're the best, too, Nanay.
Nanay?
Oh my god.
Over-duty.
There's a lot more out of that.
Too bad for the good.
How does he do it?
Watch him.
Fuck off.
Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it. Let's get it.
Let's get it. Let's get it.
Oh, what?
I've been lying to you the whole time.
Oh, you been lying?
I remember the game as a con.
I'm just a beginning.
Oh my god, why does he go for the pump fake?
He's one of the best in the world.
And now, no, it's your downrooch, man.
Too much time to wait.
It's too much time to wait.
Now, it's time to change it.
In fact, Thomas is jumping.
He's checking the ground.
But I'm never waiting.
This is a great end-stakes for him.
To get a handle on them.
Go!
And sell!
Raph!
Yeah, I think he was hoping to leave.
He looked into the steal, but I agree.
He's still gonna get out of here.
There's no way to bring him in.
Hips are coming through.
Hold on a second.
There you go.
He's got himself going with the trickle.
He's pushed past the danger zone.
And it's the numbers with the bomb.
Here's our machine.
Ah!
That's the cap!
That was the whistle blow, Raph.
I know she took it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
You can do those back in the air, let's go.
Terri Jones is checking in on the ball.
And I think we'll have to change here, too.
Anthony's checked in.
Well, they should be looking at a 3.8, hopefully, for them.
That miss will cost them a lot of money.
Thomas is great.
You fucker.
I don't even look at that, my man.
You got a little pop.
You got a little roll that little fucking.
Ha, ha.
You are the winner!
13-0, please take this for the bonus.
Game credits are now over.
All in stock for more.
I wish we had some more.
Fuck off!
You should have come on!
You are the winner!
You are the winner!
Who's expected?
Me, out of the neighborhood!
Even if he didn't know it was done!
But I'm on that one!
That one!
I'll be the winner!
I'll have to do that practice now!
You have to catch me!
Stop by to get some...
I'll buy the prices for a condition!
Oh
We are so slow
What the fuck?
Yo, this game is...
She's pushing to get the dig!
Oh fuck!
The boys!
Oh my god!
I'm sorry, bro.
We'll shoot with the sniper over here.
We're gonna get this one!
I've got a ton of lives in this one.
This one is so wet.
I'm gonna put the crumb on the crumb.
I'm gonna put it on the crumb.
I'm gonna fucking crumb.
This is our Anthony. A natural score in any situation.
I feel like...
...on the road...
...we explore on the score.
What?
I'm gonna score there.
That's all I'm gonna do.
My CPU can't guard you!
My CPU can't guard this nigga!
I was so busy.
I was so busy.
Six for shoot.
I'm looking out of the window.
And all of you must get the leadership position.
You need to get some help.
You need to get some help.
You have to get some help.
Oh my god!
Yo, why is this a good game?
Move, nigga!
Why is this a good game, nigga?
Yeah, why is this a good game?
I knew it! I knew it!
He's trying to get a quick three off and passing it to the CPU again.
Save!
Oh, that's game.
Oh, my God.
That is a crime.
But we're getting through.
You've reached your temperature now.
We'll get you.
She's coming home.
Oh, this is...
Yeah, this game's getting fucking sucked, bro.
Fuck that whole ass game.
I mean, twenty-five is a great fucking 2k file, 2k.
No puns game again nigga.
Fuck this game nigga!
Hey man, let's get some eats.
Yeah, if I ain't give you that 11 point lead, I would've won.
I could lead, I had to give you that 11 point lead!
Dude, I missed 13 free penalty. I made me 20.
Nigga, you're squirting all my CPU, my CPU couldn't guard you, man nigga!
I tried to go for left, they blocked all my shots!
I miss 23. How is your CPU better about CPU? I make no sense because I read the defense better in a way that like you just
Just can't really I have an open late. I get black. You have a open late. You gotta hit one. What are you cooking?
What button is that?
The analog stick
What does that mean?
Well, you're pushing it down like this or you're going directional
And
You know, um, you know, it's not a B, bro.
I'm a better gamer than you.
I'm gonna hang up a banner.
I did it for Ronaldo.
Stay with Ronaldo when I beat him in Fortnite at night time.
You didn't beat no Ronaldo in Fortnite, gang.
You know, I have to look up highlights, man.
You know, the dead-ass, bro.
Bro, bro, it's no point.
It's no point.
Right, I beat him.
There's no way you beat him.
Oh, no!
Cocky beat him.
We did it!
You always been better than here to get up fuck today to get on me nothing hop on car
come on now
How about overwatch?
How about tft? How about legal legends?
Fuck you got him
We got him. Yeah, you got him
Yeah, oh, yeah, I was in the school. Yes, you know
I need to follow!
I need to follow!
He didn't need the one we want, Senator.
Chris, Chris, I know they can regulate us, bro.
You don't get good acting wrong.
Hey, thank you.
She's going to do a good job.
Hey, what the fuck are you talking about?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what the fuck are you talking about?
What are you doing, voice?
Fuck?
What the fuck?
Why do you just hang out, bro?
What the fuck?
Fuck that stick it outside. Let's go to the court people come to this. Let's go
Fuck that
Yeah, we're taking outside
I'm not sure.
Oh, it's a weird body here. What's going on?
Hey, you know me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey. I used that. I saw you bringing that.
I don't know. 15 years.
I was like, oh, I gotta use it. I gotta use one.
You broke it down. Let me get there.
That's the only game he's ever played is 2K, he's supposed to be playing 2K.
Hey man, stop.
Winners are speaking.
Cameraman just speaking.
Cameraman don't speak, put that camera up.
Cameraman don't speak, put the camera up.
Let's go.
That's fast.
Woo!
Someone with a camera?
No, bro.
Should we turn my backpack on, bro?
Yeah, because you tend to...
Do you turn my backpack on?
Do you turn my backpack on, bro?
As a charging symbol, I don't allow shoes.
Yeah.
Hey, get that backpack there.
Put some glue right here.
Put some glue to the right.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
look to the right it's turning on
you got it? it's turning on it's turning on you got it you got it yeah God it's
turning on motherfucker all right bad man why you tight right now man
this is a setup this is the only game he's good at only game he's played
I'll be back.
Oh yes.
The zooms are crispy. I'm ready to go.
Oh, okay!
Hey!
Now it's party coming on right here
A celebration of love that I know of you
So bring your friends now
And your laughter to me
We gon' celebrate
The party with you
Come on now
Let's celebrate
Let's celebrate
Let's celebrate
Let's celebrate
A celebration of love
I
Was in the camera on bro
So bring what I don't say don't say I don't care I don't care I don't care
Bring that back right here now
If I lose in this, I'm just gonna kill myself in this Christmas door first.
It's a fault.
I'm gonna die.
Nothing left to live for.
Don't feel like shit.
Amen.
I did that shit.
I conquered.
I conquered.
I conquered.
I conquered.
I conquered.
Don't feel like shit.
Hey man, I did that shit, I conquered, uh, uh, uh, uh, Lime?
Lime?
They talked about this, okay, the script needs, I conquered that shit, I'm the best
gamer in A&P, and now I'm about to be the best 3-point shooter.
I conquered that shit, I'm the best gamer in A&P, and now I'm about to go win that
shit and won't be won.
Just like the one I said.
It's all good, it's all good.
Yo, what's up, man? How you doing?
How you doing, man?
How you doing?
How you doing?
That's Agon, see what's up there, Agon.
I saw a man here, I saw a man here, here we go.
Okay.
That's Agon.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
You ever know he said, don't touch me.
Garen's in here, you get it?
You got him now?
I can get you.
Oh, I did it.
All right
Brought two cakes I don't like usually know you you fucking beat
You was trying then can I just see you pull up plays you if you were playing like that against Emily
I know you would have fucking won 500 to zero.
No, the thing is, Emily is like a little more skilled than me.
Shut the fuck up.
No, I'm not even kidding.
I fucking cooked Emily.
You was not hooping like that against Emily.
I promise you that.
No, I was with Wendy.
I had Wendy.
Wait, there's a ball over here.
Jack.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, so I did take the wire.
I shot a fool court, like I shot from all the way over there.
And the ball went over the gate
So, yeah, so
Hopefully I don't have to try on the gates and get it later
Word
Not good-ass though
Come on, bro. Hey, how you sure I look you said came in there kids talking shit
Oh, yeah, well, how you who you think was better bro meal raised in the perm come on, but
Bro, for real boy. I mean I've never seen that motherfucker who I just hear a bunch of
Christmas door
I've even seen that other move for an Atlanta who I never seen I never seen
Can I retell him, retell him?
Yeah, sure.
All right, so what you're trying to do?
Five shots each spot?
What?
Pre-kick.
You trying to do five spots each shot or something?
Five spots each shot.
Oh, I like that?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
It's around the world.
All right, so you start from that side, this side.
All right?
And how you move on?
That makes two at each spot.
That's all.
Boom, corner three.
Then you can move to this one get our boards
All right
We're not gonna shop a shop
How to shoot a basketball has Mr. Beast like if I go you go then I go you go or is it
just quick?
All right.
All right.
All right.
Damn.
It's a weird.
All right.
Let's get it.
Let's go.
All right.
Let's go back.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
What's up?
What's up, man?
What's up?
That's the beat?
Oh, my, my hat, my hat, my hat hit my ball, bro.
See? Yeah, the hot head.
Yeah, the hot head hit the ball, bro.
Come on.
Watch this ball hit this net, though.
Watch this ball hit this net.
What?
You're gonna be in a hard day with your ass.
Hey, come on, babe, babe.
Ha ha.
Oh!
Same shot as me, huh?
Is that Austin Reeves?
That's how you do it, Chris.
Sam?
Oh, yeah, bro.
Kevin Porter Jr.
Oh, fuck.
Gotta say a different a different name
Bro
If I miss this shot
I miss that shit about something I'm about to play
I don't want to show myself on the plank Chris next door if you if you if you if you miss this if you miss this
You got it. You got it. You got to eat period pussy
I'm a shot creator, bro. I can't really hit stable shots
That's scary
Somebody got unbraided your hair right on Joe
Hey
I got 20, I got 20, 60 vision in case you had night.
And wasn't I hitting these kids during the day?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
It's just a nighttime work.
Oh, go ahead, go ahead, good bro.
Do your thing, bro.
I just got to come back, bro.
Put a little come on that back, Chris.
If I miss this, I'm not gonna,
oh wait, I made it.
Why don't I pass it back?
Why didn't you tell me, you cheater?
That's a bucket, nigga.
Oh, shit.
Oh
Go back in that fucking corner nigga wait what happened?
What they say no, I'm trying to get the ice over it is darker shit
And you're dark too
Is it better yeah, is it better I saw me I saw
I
Need better second. That's it. This is my phone in my pocket so I can't hey yo chat
Hey cameras out fucking topic. We got a hobby how the camera said amp. He said we got Chris next door here
Chris. Oh my god. I got Chris
Yeah, do you have like like you remember that like why does that look no like does that give you flashbacks monica boy?
Boy
What do you mean, flashback?
What do you mean, flashback?
Look at this, man.
Look at what he's...
Have you seen that?
Oh, my...
Shit, you don't have weight.
Why'd you tell him this?
Those are fucking weights.
And let me shoot this for corner shots.
Wait, no shot?
All right, go ahead.
Go ahead, Mr. motherfucker.
Play, boy.
Hold on.
He's wiping the forehead grease off the lens, boy.
Yo you fuck yo, yo
There's some smear to it game
Some fucking smear to it
Now that's straight that's not too
I did that, I did that, I did that bro, come on, come on, oh.
How was your shot that broke bro?
You can't see bro.
You can fucking see, you got to...
No I'm dead, I was burning bro.
You can see?
Yeah, come on.
Shut the fuck up and watch this shot, okay?
That's hard, that's too hard.
I don't know where my ball is.
It's right there, it's right there.
Yeah, I'm gonna just shoot you.
I'm gonna hit that ball.
This shot.
Oh my...
Oh my...
That's not for other points.
Hey, pause right there though.
I can't see where you see me.
You can't see.
I can't see.
Nah, I bet.
It's too dark.
That's a bucket.
Yo, yo, the stiff ass run, bro.
What's happening?
Why is it all in and out?
Good shot.
I want to see that again.
I think you're Chris better when you do step backs.
I don't know why.
He did that too.
Let me see.
Two of them.
Let me see that.
Let me see that.
Yo, it's angry with the slides again.
Yo, I can't.
How you feel?
I might buy you a shit.
Step back nigga.
Awesome.
Us
And I get to go game
Don't matter boy to a road and I'm talking to you with it and I'm talking to you with it
Okay, okay, okay
I think I'm about to beat him so bad, bro.
Swing that, swing that, swing that, swing that, swing that, swing that.
I ain't sure we got this one right there, though.
You ain't gonna shoot from right here, Chris.
Oh, that's an awesome one.
Oh, it slipped.
It slipped. That would have been good if it didn't slip.
Right here? You said right here?
I said that right there.
I'll do it from there too.
Oh, you don't got that in your bag?
I don't got that in my bag.
Oh, it's right there!
Look where I'm at with it.
Look where you at?
Look where I'm at with it, boy.
Fuck.
Fuck, I'm right there.
Look at my back, it's touching the wall, man.
I'm taking it off the door, nigga.
I can't hear you, I can't hear you top that dude, but one hand game.
Oh man, you got me keeping one hand shots right?
Oh no, what?
That fake hand shot.
Big ass shot
So broke yes a do shit to counteract the brokenness bro
Are you about to piss me off? Oh my god, just like to cake
Oh my god
Oh shit
One here, one here
You can watch this one here
Watch this one here
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Go ahead and enjoy it.
Yeah, get a pair.
All right, hop in.
You got to put a lot of home.
You're struggling.
You're struggling.
I'm going to give you a pair.
play time is over
play time is over
play time is over Chris
oh that's all
Oh
That's a nigga shot left hand step back counteract the left shift
You want me to hit you too you too guys go I don't know that I would have been bullshit
I'm good, you good, B?
I'm good, B?
I'm good, B, come on, B?
Oh, shit, shots.
This nigga shoots better doing fadeaways.
That shit's so weird.
Oh, it's left.
Oh.
That's not the one hand, bro.
That one's the one hand right now.
Come on, bro.
That's not in the bag.
Walk, I told you.
Oh.
Oh, I don't know what the ball is, which is my checkmate.
One leg.
OK.
I'm supposed to get in and out, like.
Yes
You scared me when you do it, I can't do it.
Playtime's over.
No trolling.
too close chat how did you look
i'm trying to get like a
damn let's just get this over with
hey
don't be one of him too get in his face
because if he hits that step that's how he'll be doing it's gonna look clean
i ain't gonna lie but that's not his body
you're not gonna fly
oh you're dead
You
Got strong brah that's your range Chris
I don't know why you should bet it like that.
Alright chat, throw it in the row right here.
If I don't hit it in the row right here, Chris is gay.
That's so big bro.
There you go, go on the spin.
Oh no!
Oh my god man.
What you want me to do you want see a movie shop
Oh
From here screen that's your range. Oh my god
Oh my god, you see how I'm stable with it, I'ma move with it next time.
Stop, stop, stop, where you going?
Oh, yeah.
Yo, you good, B?
I'm good, B.
Yo, you show?
I'm good, B.
Yo, you go on the homies, my niggas get you right, say?
I'm good, B.
Alright.
Us! Us! Us!
us! us! you hit that all right bro let's take two more let's go
and got a battery on him you know what I'm saying
that's more
all right then he come here with the light
Oh my gosh, bro, just one.
Oh, that was nice.
That was nice.
That was nice right there.
Get a fucking ball, dude.
Step back off the catch.
Oh, he fucked up.
I
Can't I can't let him make
Oh my god, if you had a backboard.
Oh my god, that's fake.
What?
Come on.
That's fake.
Oh my god.
Alright, let's just hit that. No more tricks.
No more tricks.
No more tricks.
I can't see your palm though.
Alright, back.
That's fake though.
Oh
Alright, if I make this I get you out of car
He said if you make this he didn't try a car
Oh
No, I could have got that
Fuck
God I'll pick somebody to check you cash up to $5,000. Oh
Shit
Oh
Ruby Rose
What I look good
We got this lock in here, bro.
We got to end this motherfucker.
Behind the back pass.
Uh, whoever, whoever wins this,
basically even winning one be one, man.
We playing.
Three.
You got it. Oh, my God!
She looks so good at this. Why not get your shot?
I can't see.
I told you from outside stuff.
Can't see from this side, bro.
Oh, you ain't got it. Hey, don't touch this, bro.
three come on come on come on bring it in bring it in
bring it in it's been a good game
you know what I mean?
I ain't gonna lie bro
come on let me have 2k and this bro
shut that shit up boy
oh my god
oh my god
send me that
send me that, send me that bro
I thought it was a hook shot.
I thought it was a hook shot.
Oh, this one got less grip.
It's less grippy.
Hit this right here.
I'll let you go in.
Oh, first, you want that?
That'll be crazy.
That'll be okay?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
2021 you joined a group of six individuals now all of a sudden you're the seventh and
you're going up against chris next door and king of the hill amp king of the court it's
a 1v1 healthy knees all wearing a different timeline chris has hair hit that shot on him
forgot what he looked like with hair me too
You can match it that's true actually that's true. Hold on give me the ball
Hey, you might invite you mind if I coach him up?
Hey
We back to 2022
2023 okay, this is a different timeline. You didn't play football fuck that guy am I who told you to play football
That guy's a fucking terrorist. Okay. You didn't listen to him and you fucking had a healthy knee and all of a sudden now
You're the best gamer in A&P. You're the best basketball player. They want you to go pro, bro
But one thing stands in your way
Some fucking robot pranker. They want to get him the contract 10 day to Miami East
But if you win and you hit this shot you in the NBA
Hit this hit Chris. Hey, coach. Yeah, you think I should just feed it? I'm not really good at such shots
Yeah, absolutely faded move, dude.
Oh!
You lucky bitch!
Oh my god, bro.
You are the only motherfucker I know that needs a face shot!
No, no, I was just going to get a shit the fucking spotter shot game!
You can't be that much worse!
Your age gaming is officially better than Chris X door basketball look you better than me to gay
I'm better than you in real life basketball. It's cool. You said it you said it whoever was this is amazing
Oh, I'm your wife
cock
Yeah
Yeah
I can't hit that
I'm every one I
I can't hear what.
All right.
All right.
But I hear that right there.
I hit this right here.
Check.
You hear that in the first year of gaming, in our prime, being Chris next door.
We went back in the best of play.
Hey, look.
He got the 2k.
Hey, Sam won't.
You won't.
That's your range, Chris.
I've seen you hit those.
You won't.
You won't.
You won't.
Sam won't.
You won't.
You won't.
You won't.
Sam won't.
You won't.
You won't.
Chad, Sam won't, Chad.
Fuck.
All right.
All right.
Sam won't.
You won't.
That's not your body.
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Get up to the gym, get your brother.
Get up to the gym, get your brother.
Oh my God.
You saw how I touched the mat?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Say you out.
You won't.
You won't.
You won't.
You won't.
You won't.
You won't.
You won't.
You won't.
S Business
Wow
Motherfuckers
Now
Fuck it
You want to hide the basketball?
You want to hide the basketball?
You want to hide the basketball?
You don't want to hit it?
You want to hide the basketball?
You know I'm going to hit that shit.
You want to hide the basketball?
Alright.
I ain't got anything like a YouTube burn.
I
Faked out you that that fool. Yeah, yeah, that fool that fool. What what's my life?
Instead this in the script bro that food with fucking buzz
Let's hit baby pies
2008 bus baby, okay with food like your Christmas door type away, okay?
Reset scene
Hey bro, and action!
That fool will be bussin' bro!
Everything I love bro!
Like everything I love, like 1990s bussin' games.
You got an hostile? You got a alright?
Well we're not eating yet.
We're not eating yet. Let's go.
Get inside the fucker.
Here's what I want to do though.
Hey, hey, what the fuck is wrong?
Listen, listen, listen, this is practice.
practice last time I ate was 12 12 11 p.m. Yes me too but look listen we are on
our uncle dad bar phase right now we got to be one more thing
that's not in the script we should probably do what the director wants to
do I know I'm just a cameraman but we should probably do what he wants to do I
I don't think you guys getting high on the job is something that he wants to do.
What?
What did I do?
Did I rent it to you?
Did I rent it to you?
Did I rent it to you?
Did I eat the food after a run time?
What is she?
So, this is what I think my editor should do though.
Cut out all these misses we just did.
All the cool shots, every shot we hit.
Yo, yo updates caption it look look all these dreams
They're acid everything they cap every clip is posted. Yeah, good PR good PR us right now
You're raising Chris tap back into the prime. Just so a shooting hella all the cool shot. No Mrs. Gang
Do you know sign?
I
But I say no
That's why that's a good idea. You gotta start being yourself, bro
I think this is the reason why like they were just kind of if you about it in the first place
You know I'm saying like you just give off performative
You know what I mean?
And it's like I just feel like if you were just your authentic self like you would have been with them a long time ago
You know I'm saying you wouldn't have shunned him away like that like you see he's hurt like he's genuinely hurt right now
But it's I didn't say that they put that bad. I just wanted to fucking give us good PR. Oh, I'm sorry
Chris
No, no, Chris, Chris, no, I got things wrong.
Chris!
Can we do it not by the air condition?
I'm sorry.
Chris waits!
Sorry gang, I shouldn't have thrown all that shit back there on to you.
I just gotta like come off as a little performative and shit.
And I don't want to give up that impression because you're my dog, unauthentically.
Hey bud.
Huh?
Hey bud.
What?
What?
Like dude, stop touching me bro.
What the fuck?
I started touching you all over, dude.
That ass game.
I said, last warning, bro.
That's real shit, dude.
You know how many times you smack my pecs?
Yeah, bro, it was at least 20,000 times, dude.
That's enough, bro.
How about you apologize for that?
Yeah.
I
Don't mean it like oh that's just also brochure that we doing yeah, I mean it's not your pet, bro
You know you know me you know me Jane come on, bro
Come on, bro
Yeah, why?
um
the script
There actually is no line. It just says action and then under
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What are you doing?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What's happening?
Yo, what is it?
Are you pranking?
What is it?
What is it?
Don't come here, kiddo.
Oh my god.
I lit it on my scar.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
What are you talking about?
Oh fuck.
I'm bleeding grass with a mind.
Hold on.
Oh my-
Blurry.
I repositioned it.
Yo we're fucking so old for this shit, gang.
What the fuck are we doing?
What the fuck?
Get in the top.
And be worse.
Fuck.
All time, all time in line, bro.
My knee hurts.
Man, bro.
Yo, it's weekend old for real, bro.
Hello
Done listen
No, no, no
Wait, let me let me get the game and your reflection for the people that don't got a string
What's up to my legs?
That's Adon, that's my good years old.
Boy, Chris.
That's Adon, nice, happy girls.
Yeah, that's me.
Get him, Adon.
You such a good boy.
You such a good boy with all that blubber.
I'm just gonna let you take it.
No.
You're not eating now.
Nope.
Nope.
Haha.
You got to wait until then.
Haha.
See, Chuck?
You can have a war for them at that.
There was no war.
Why would he be doing this?
You got to solve them.
Treat them with some food.
Get some look for it too.
Some grind for it.
Hey, man.
What are you doing?
You're not eating now.
Nope.
Nope.
Haha.
You got to wait until then.
Haha.
See, Chuck?
You can have a war for them at that.
There was no war.
Why would he be doing this?
What are you doing?
So what's up?
You and I were just actually talking about how great
you were today so far.
And the night's still young.
Let's go.
Still young.
Chris Burr?
Chris Burr?
You're supposed to go to sleep there.
Get some hot tea.
Water?
Don't run away from here.
It's all pouring in the door.
I'm not fucking proud of myself, bro.
Come on.
I'm not gonna blast with your fucking bro.
Let's go, kid.
Oh my God.
What I had to scare was over.
Oh.
It's actually so fucking good.
Oh man.
It's good to see you.
It's just so good. Oh my god
Did you see yourself some Italian shit
Check out the light those at the y'all
It's switch name, huh?
Look at you.
What?
Why is he crying?
My stomach is feeling...
Bro, you...
What are we talking about?
Why is he crying?
You haven't fed him.
Yeah, my stomach is...
Okay.
You're running this shit like a fucking prison.
Right?
Like a fucking...
We don't get to eat yet.
Listen, we're on a caloric deficit.
Summer's on the way.
We got to get our dad Uncle Bob's right.
Come on.
You can power through.
You can push through.
You've seen Kai two times this year, bro.
Don't lie to me.
Come on man, he don't be with your nicks like that. Come on, man
Shout out darling, I thought we're done
Now how the fuck you just lost him back yo, yo chat with home
Chattery wash
Chattery wash
Chattery wash, bro
Okay, I'm not gonna hit me with standing jump shots game, I played back in the day bro,
like I had to fade bro.
Wait, they did a little in a haystack stream?
What'd you do this? Oh my God, Eric? Oh my God. Yes. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yes. What is that? Yes. Yes, actually it is. Yes, it actually is.
Emily, I love you. Oh my God. You're not in a weird way. But thank you for that.
Where's that?
That's it
Yes, Emily
We should do that bro, I'm need on a haystack. Let me fucking sick
You got the same time
What yeah, we could do that so let's do that 2028 like when the Olympics
All right, 28 there, let's do that, 20, 28.
Yeah, that'll be fine.
All right, let's go to the end.
We have the Olympics.
Yeah, we used to be dead, yeah.
What you gonna do with that?
Let's do it then.
Let's do it then, man, you can round that time.
Hope you, put it in a column there, I hope you remember.
Shouldn't be too hard at the Olympics, right?
Yeah, let's do it then.
Okay, look, I'm at a needle,
I'm gonna look at a needle doing a haystack
No, you look for the needle inside the haystack because needles are small
it is like a whole bunch of hay so you got to dig through the hay to find a needle
yeah let's do that let's do that like 20 28 we can we can pick whatever year you want though
why we could do 20 28 like turn turn down to 20 30 whatever like we like but that can
I'm glad you'll be so anticipated, game.
And let's make a, like, trailer and a fucking poster,
you know, and, like, let's post it tomorrow.
Like, we can film something tonight,
and then make a note of, like, a trailer or something,
and then...
So you wouldn't do a 24-hour trailer with me?
Yeah, yeah, we could do the...
We could do the...
Christopher, I'm serious!
Game, I just said, we could do the...
You said 20-28!
I'm gonna do something this year.
Chat, what's something that'll take us, like,
one week of no sleeping to do?
So like that, like, like count the amount of ants in the yard or something, something stupid and tedious, or drinking a tub of water with a fork or something.
Oh, I got one. Like, yo, let's see who can finish them. Like ourselves. Quicker.
That'd be fucking crazy, gang. Oh, that would be fucking amazing. Yo, what you think?
What you think that every five a day it's all day
Right, it's gonna probably take us a long time. I don't know that's it. That's what I'm doing
Chat like I don't know. I don't know that's me though. I finish them fucking awesome
I'm not serious. Are you crazy? It's an automatic fuck. What you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
Are you crazy? I'm a big back nigga. Are you crazy? You know big back, you know real big back nigga
I'm a real big back nigga
Like nigga, I'm a big back nigga lot of back back there nigga lot of back nigga
Who you think got whose music tastes you think led better out of us two?
Chat?
Talk to me.
Chris?
I know you're gonna say that.
He's a musician.
So giving that
So yeah, Nisha in your head that you like
So you have shit in your head that you like
That other people might not like as much as you
What the fuck you be listening to
I was thinking that but differently game I'm thinking like a situational type
pair sexes file I think like a situational type ox battle like yo what
music what song would you play when you're on top of a mountain busting a
nut to like some fucking like dry like some crazy shit game I would be the
perfect song in that scenario like what song would you be playing if you
You about to fight them. You know what you about to get into a fight? What song would you play?
Stumb them in the nuts, what? Stumb them in the nuts. Stumb them in the nuts. Stumb them in the nuts.
And we can have chat vote who's who's you do them. So whose song is more for that situation?
I'll some caution with that awesome caution
I'm fucking with that you know
I had to look at some questions game, those are some questions oh
I got what what's what song what song would you play when you realize your worst
at your age at basketball at basketball
hey what game would you play after you beat the niggas today like what'll be
like like oh I had celebration I was like one of my pigs I said the same
thing you just said but first and expect type dots you said it they said that
hit it that's awesome son I see where they coming from that's why I really
understand you on a deeper level talking song you wouldn't mind playing on
Repeat in an elevator you're stuck in for 26 hours not 24 hours 26 hours
So that's looping and looping and you know the elevator speakers is a little different
They're a little muffled at the top. They're not like all around game. Okay. I picked your shit on the phone
Like probably on YouTube. Okay, and then and then you got lucky in your shit. Okay. Yeah, we got what you can't change it
You can't change it. All right. Go what what you want a time?
They're need on time
We can't look at chat
We got lucky then though, so that's why I said timer bro
20 seconds 20 seconds three out what should the
22nd timer I bet
Timer
You can search it on your phone. So then by the time you just type it in
That's it 20 seconds ready?
What's the what's the problem? You're stuck in an elevator for 26 hours not 24
not 18 a lot of niggas will think 24 because that's like the standard life
of the day but why would you be stuck for 24 exactly that's kind of scripted
26 is a little bit more than 24 two hours not too crazy by 24 hours niggas
that they died two hours left they won't say and then they're freed
it's like oh shit oh and that song was playing for 26 fucking hours something
You probably wouldn't get to like you know that elevator Bob elevator by like whatever from all right, right three two one go
timers on chat
What's the name of the song
Have a take do it
Okay
Okay
Who goes first chat you go first?
You're so lucky. Yes, which is don't switch it
Because whatever you search. Oh, you feel me like okay, whatever you search it gotta be the same shit. Okay, baby. Yeah, it's fine
I
Think about it you know you wanna
You're in a fucking
Elevator for me. So you don't want to play like some sad songs
You say now even though upbeat songs it's going one out of it
You know, it's gonna get like it's gonna get to a point where you don't listen to that crink-ass shit the whole time
So now you like hey, I gotta think positive. I gotta think positive
I think positive like this, only way.
So you feel me, everybody loves the sunshine game.
You feel me?
I went back to 1976,
fuck dude, I went back to 1976.
Like, you know what I mean,
if you locked the fuck up,
everybody got to go to bed for 26 hours.
Like, you know what I mean, fuck you.
you
you
you
you
you
Fuck okay, hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. This nigga said
best song to play during the lead-up to sex
Like the peak of foreplay like you in the middle of the best head of your life in this song comes on like you getting that
glur
You getting a blur
I'm not anymore time. We need more than 20 seconds
30 seconds at minimum like you getting a glur some sex. Oh shit. I got it. What?
Gang
Don't play it. Don't play it. No, I got it. What? Oh, hold on. I got it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.
I can look at the chat now because I already like my scene.
Oh
Oh, I sold
No
Seven no, I don't know the name five. What's the name of that shit?
three two one
Lock it in lock it in lock it in lock it in lock it in
And you go first come on
Go ahead lock it in lock it in
great
There you go
Whoa
No, this one this one slaps I just thought of a second one that might have been better this one slaps
Don't get me fucked up. This one slaps. So like I'm really thinking situation. Nothing. Yeah, I'm thinking
I'm not thinking like yo, but there's so many good
But Chad really think really think about the world like really getting into it like
We ain't, we ain't
Let's use that rabbit. Talk.
We ain't, we ain't, we ain't, we ain't, we ain't
I usually love sleeping all alone
This time around, bring a friend with ya
But we ain't really good at sleeping by the arm
You ain't gonna catch me with them sneak pictures
Meek pictures in my city, I'm the young god
That pussy kill be so vicious
My god why he in my pocket
You give me minute then the devil till I go
Now she sees me if I do this everyday
This will go crazy to that shit gang
She start throwing that motherfucker bro
I'm telling you she gonna be in her vibe
Her sexy nigga
I'm telling you nigga
This is not thinking bro
This is not thinking bro
Let's go
Alright
What the hell are you, bro?
Bitch gonna be on her sexy.
No!
Yo, you're tripping.
Jijie, see, I couldn't even think of that.
Because you really telling it, you telling it, for me?
Let's make that rap about my life
I'm smoking in this game
Hello
Don't watch me till it comes your heart
Inside, inside, inside
Inside, inside
I'm fucking this game
Inside, inside
I
Fucking genuine or some shit game
How about that?
Damn!
Woo-hoo! One more, nigga!
Basic ass pic. It's not about who-
Niggas! It's about situational songs!
Fuck, nigga! See, these niggas is retarded.
These Y's are niggas so dumb, nigga.
Let's go see what song they like better. Scoot over, gang.
Nah, it's dumb, bro.
Situational violin is the basic of the weekend right there, bro.
I ain't mad at you.
I ain't mad at you, man.
That's a good song for that. I ain't gonna lie.
Niggas literally saying inside, hey.
I should have.
Fuck, 1-1.
1-1.
That's true.
We know we're ready.
What's the matter? What are we talking about?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
You go first this time.
Best song to bleed out to as a man
after sacrificing yourself for your entire friend group
knowing they made it out alive.
Songs to play when you're five years old
and your father leaves for milk.
Listen.
you
you
you
you
you
I hurt myself today to see if I still feel I focused on the pain the only thing that's
The needle tears the hole at the old familiar state.
Try to kill it all away, but I remember everything.
Everything
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
What have I become my sweetest friend?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
I'm going to win, and I'm going to be rockin'
And you could have me fall
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you mine
You know what I'm sayin'?
Johnny, go!
How's it going? I just saved me. I just saved me.
That's just one of my favorite songs ever.
So I got to love you. I got to love you. I got to love you.
Two one, two one, two one.
Two one.
Fuck.
Little count.
Damn, that's good.
See, you go.
I was this, I was this.
I'm cooked.
What, what, what?
This song comes on in a minute, 32 of a 45 minute car ride
and so far it's been dead silent.
So imagine, 32 songs that have played,
everything's been asked.
Nobody in the car saying, shit.
And every song has really taken the life out of the vehicle
until this banger comes on.
Like everybody's fucking poop.
And then this song comes on like, oh shit, this shit tough.
Like the banger, like a, you did what I'm saying?
Let's go, let's go.
Wait, you say, fuck it out,
I thought you would cook on that.
Nah, bro.
I'm not going to look at that.
Don't look at that. This is a derivative.
Three, two, one, go!
How long ago was that?
What?
I don't know.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, I'm hurt as a nigga, sleep dissin' on the low
You niggas don't like me, all the cus I'm home
I ain't gettin' money, I'm a chizop, check my flow
These more niggas who callin' me, have a check my phone
Had to slam my dough, had to slam my dough
Mr. Mr. Yellow and Michael
I'ma keep baggazins down, you gon' keep stealin' my flow
You and a lil' Oocy type of, you and your career, and shit on that side row
Yeah
I think of the chest and we're having an ass off that was those are those are two good picks
You gotta think but we think in a situation. Yeah, I'm not even I can't even go off like I just went off a year
That roll I fucked up going up. I fucked up going to Apple music
Situation okay, that's why I fucked up boy. I think those are both good situation. Oh this I'm scared to live
You know, you definitely have them because I said I fucked up. I fucked up when I went to Apple music
I was over here on YouTube. So I said to cut that flow
I know I
No, it's not my no oozy feeling not bad
I don't it don't much yeah, it's in the car ride
After I don't know at the time. I wouldn't be nostalgic. Oh wait, what was these songs came out of that year?
They said any other who saw what?
Money longer would have been 20 minutes 20 minutes money longer would have went crazy
What's the next one, send the next one.
Okay, best song to hear for the eight seconds while you're running by speakers, still playing
radio songs in the middle of a rabid animal zoo breakout and you're getting chased by
eleven lemurs.
Hold on, say it again, say it again, say it again, let me read that one.
Read it all about me.
Best songs to hear for like eight seconds while you're running by speakers still playing radio songs in the middle of a rabbit
animal zoo breakout and getting chased by
So bad to this you just
Run past you just hear some fucking music. Oh shit. I'm cool. It's almost not to make me stop. I'm assuming
Oh my god.
No, we can't use this.
We can't use this.
Fuck.
What?
All right.
How about we change it to like a chasing scene?
Can you get like music that will be played while you're being chased by lemurs and
blah, blah, blah.
Like, fuck, do I know anything like that?
Like, it sounded like a chasing scene.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I mean, like car chase or running chase?
Like, get a chase by me, but it could be, it could be running.
Okay.
Back.
Chasing.
You start the timer?
Yeah.
Oh, I got one.
What?
I don't know anything.
Get a chase, get a chase.
I don't know anything.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
I don't know what he's getting to me.
I don't know what he's getting to me.
I'm caught.
Who first?
Fuck.
How do you both time, bro?
Ten seconds, bro. That's it.
I'm caught.
Ten seconds.
I don't know what we're here.
Eight, seven,
six, five,
four,
three, two, one.
Oh hell no come on who go is it go is it it's mine or yours who goes in chat is it mine or yours
chat me okay back are you ready you got locked in locked in lock it in you got like it in
Hey, I want to make sure it's the right thing though. I don't want to
music video home
Oh my god, I'm good. I'm good. I go
You're getting chased by lemurs
But lemurs, why lemurs all right, these animals why the animals gotta be lemurs or punks and lemurs
Oh my god, you cook no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna play that one
But, alright. Now, Chad, I just think about it like I see him like, boom, like this is
just like the opening. Like I just started running, bro. I saw him from the distance.
Oh shit
Each lives my freedom, getting rich
I got a whole bag, get a twin and twin trick
I ain't no monster, I can make it with my dick
I know where you playin', Lord
No one's out, but I smoke
There's a lot to bet on, nigga
I should know, but I'm broke
I stand on me, I be lookin' like they
I take down this shit and it's all here, girl
No
Go!
You're gonna get your gun in trouble!
Go!
I swear to God, I'm so sick and tired, you need a gun!
Go!
Hey!
Put out my mama!
Hey!
Get out!
Get out!
It's not a thrill!
I don't use a pen!
I use a type of pen now!
I'm a parole for real!
I'm a lucky team's lanes now!
I'm a parole for real!
Toxic city guy from Woodtraum!
I'm a parole for real!
I like a passion from love, mama!
It's thrill, baby!
Dream wide out!
Head in the car!
Sky high!
We need to shift!
We never do it!
No, it's not a...
Tryin' to knock the savage in, you never hear the hands of men
You're in pain to tear, but the bitch has the knife
Ain't no wash done, and I'm cool with that
Don't connect with what you've seen, cause your service trash
I'm in a public court, made under a london black
Tryin' to find out where I'm at, and I'm cool with that
On that street view, oh my God, here I'm at
I ain't wrapped in hoes, pretty face, plenty eyes
But I'm on these hoes, never cool with they bags
I need a running bag, I need a running bag
This is an ass chat, my shit is embarrassingly ass, I just thought, like, I don't know about
I just think about the words because there's a bunch of animals that take on a bunch of animals that love.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
It's just, it's just a ask for. It's embarrassing to ask for.
It might be good though.
Nah, like, that's not enough. We need more time. We need like 60 seconds to think of shit bro.
Nah, 30's make you really like it.
And you gotta put some pressure on your ass. You could have cooked me that last one too, man.
It's like a slow-motion run.
Dude, what the fuck are you ever singing?
That's the fuck, jit!
That's the fuck, jit!
You might got it, though.
Pull up, pull up, pull up.
Damn, bro!
That's hard that was that was like slow like slow motion like you in a slow motion see
That should be the edit would you oh my god
Oh my gosh, they do yo come back from doing oh my god
Okay, let's see
This is your vibe! I'm close!
Why?
You didn't even say it.
When you're in the shower and you're thinking about getting out,
but you remember you don't have a lot of alone time
and decide to stay in the shower,
because this song comes on.
Imagine in the shower.
You about to get out. You've been here long enough.
Boom!
Water on you.
coming down I got my I don't make some time for some time cuz we're thinking
right now we're actually thinking right now
I
Do you take my second how long we have 50 seconds left you say you want I yeah
10
Another 10
Go who goes first I go first okay listen I
Chose this cuz I rely this has happened to me before like like really thinking of odd
My bathroom lights when I shower or damn
I have a JBL mini speaker. I just let my phone go. And when this shit come on brah
This shit hits for me gang in the shot in the water gang. You gonna cook me. You cook me
Okay
And the lights on the JBL just going
They got it shot, man.
Somebody's beat, man.
It's the beating, man.
They got it out.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Shit where you don't have to talk you can just do activities and say you're together
But all you do is go to the movies and fuck and it's like what could possibly have to do with building a family, you know
So I'm fucking a bitch at the movies.
I'm really, really, really looking for me.
I'm not sure.
The best song to hear while you're out on a date that you're not sure about, but the
way she looks at you remind you of something, but you're not sure of what, and you hear
this song in the background and it's fitting and you're like, yeah, I could do this.
You're you're really just saying that you could set up for this movie theater relationship where you don't have to talk and you can just
Do activities and say you're together, but all you do is go to the movies and fuck and it's like
What could that possibly have to do with building a family, you know?
All right, let's go
Here's the stipulation
You know when you're ready
Here's the stipulation chat somebody we should do that or we should or if you want any artists
Should we treat between having to use Chris Brown and usher? Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, you're right
You can take between Chris Brown and us but who would have Chris Brown who would have usher?
That's what we'd have to decide
My name Chris
Huh?
My name Chris
What the fuck does that mean?
I mean I get party Chris Brown, right?
What the fuck does that mean?
Yeah, bro.
Hesitant tells us, uh, I don't know, I don't know.
How do you do this?
Fair as he got a point.
Oh, yeah, right.
Chris's name is Chris and he is brown, I mean.
That is, whoa, that is facts, game, that is facts.
Holy shit.
Yo, no, he's dead-ass.
Yo, what?
No, he's so, he's so dead-ass.
Oh, what a fucking point.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
All right, I'll show them.
But give me like 60 seconds, then.
We need a minute on this thing.
All right, we're good now.
Do game seven.
Game seven.
We get a minute.
Ready?
Set.
Fuck me, bro.
I'm not even gonna go classic, bro, I'm not even gonna go classic, but like actually,
yeah, it's not even gonna be like the typical, this Christmas and I miss you so much, yeah
I'm not even gonna go like it's just gonna go off the vibes
No, I'm not I'm dead. That's not going on. That's I'm not gonna best song
People from not even gonna think this
So who will go you go first? Yeah, you go first game
Fuck no, I ain't good
Not gonna
Let's see, nigga's not gonna know this.
Remember the context too.
Like...
Dang, so you're probably gonna...
Can you continue to point up on this bit?
It's not...
But that's just your movie theater...
What?
You're like a date fuck partner.
For real, for real.
You think it could be something more,
but it's really never gonna be anything more for real.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Alright, come on, let me see this.
That's all I want.
Fuck.
I know what was it made for
Guess I was too scared
Was it prepared for what life had to bring me
I just wanted to be free
Someone to need me
Every day I'm feeling like I can't breathe
No, I can't get enough sleep
Got to wait in the world for me
But it's alright, alright, alright
You ain't gonna surprise, surprise, surprise
Do what you gotta do
Instead
Lucky as a plate and well, it's really good. Holy shit
I didn't do his shit was good. Yeah
Cuz it's not even all it's not gonna
I believe it. So I had a lot of
This is the best option here, bro
This is the best option here for me to think of the context of the mark
So, let's just know
What you doing?
Yeah man.
You know what I'm coming over right.
Now baby, tell me what you want to do.
Baby, you gotta hide from me.
Come on baby, tell me what you want to do.
That's what you want to do.
What you trying to do, shorty?
You know what I'm coming over right.
Now baby, tell me what you want to do.
Baby, you gotta hide from me already, baby.
Okay.
Being that father.
Can you tell me what you want to do?
I have a...
...content in this one.
Be ready.
Okay.
I'll let her learn a thing or that.
I think it's something that you wanna do.
It's seven o'clock on the dot
I'm in my drop top
Closing the streets
I got a real pretty pretty little thing
That's waiting for me
I got a book.
I pulled it up
anticipated good love don't keep me waiting i got plans to put my hand in place if i've
never seen girl you know what i mean if they take you to a place that's unquiet there ain't
no one to tie you to up ain't got a rush i just wanna take it in nice and slow
I'm making some of what you call a dance.
Fuck you all now, I can't just leave you alone.
I've been waiting for this for so long
You're making love to the sun
Hold on to it.
Baby, I just want nothing to do
Nothing to do, man.
I'm making some of what you call a dance.
That's the head, that's the head, that's the head, that's the head.
Oh shit!
Oh my gosh bro. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Are you ready?
Hey, thank you. Thank you for telling us what to do.
I feel like I'm playing Lovers and Friends, I'm not playing when I'm playing.
That's the first thing that came to my mind, bro.
We had a 60 seconds game.
I
Be them raise me to one today guys
How it is gang to one today? Oh, you can't Sam L man's I played you in it
I didn't hold you most things I have you come on for like come on. I'll tell you in the game
I at least you did one thing you have some knowledge of
And it's worth that you at least have some knowledge of in the subject that I think out of all streamers
You Dante Matt y'all you're at the peak of it. Yeah, you want to say?
I ain't hold you. This is what I hold you.
I ain't came back from 3-1-2.
Alright, bro. We done that. We done that.
That was fine, bro.
Alright, bro. That's what I am.
You got me out, bro. Show me some love.
Come on, bro.
Yeah!
Fuck! You can't say W-Man's or something?
I'm not W-Man's, bro.
Word.
What you said?
Now, I'm not the loudest person next door, Aimee.
What's up?
Talk to me.
You deserve your upstairs.
You are relieved you can now go to bed and sleep at my house. I know you missed your flights and shit you
Chats I give him a stipulation it is what it is, but yes, I said the crib is twice got fucked up
It is what it is my eye, but you gotta do fucking stream with me and do whatever fucking I want
And he deserves it
Oh play that one song though, you know what that song is though
the song I play will not beat you beat you now motherfucking 2k oh man where is
that bro oh man where's the way come on bro where's it where's it where's that
where's that where's that where's that oh yeah yeah
Hey
Alright man go eat some mox tails fuck it up put it all over my stomach and you already know the vodges
Thank you so much man
Oh
Hope y'all enjoyed it how to blast boy chassis body fucking Chris. He's out of here. Yeah, I'm not seeing them
No, man
Hey, if you knew here man hit the follow hit the comment button hit the subscribe button. You already know where you love
No, I'm not I'm not I just out of love
You know I
More bro, I don't have a community, bro. I'm just more of a part-time streamer
I don't love you. I don't have a community. It's fine. That's the fuck you do
I'm just like a distant uncle thing. That's cool
Understand, bro. I get it. All right
Hey, man, look man, maybe one day maybe one day
You go live and a certain amount of motherfuckers pull up every single
People out here. There's a group of motherfuckers every time I see a Christmas door button
They fucking click that shit, man. Once I get that bro, you see me probably more in the twist shit, bro
But yeah, bro, really yeah, just hit the hit the comment button
Um, why do you love me man? I be in the community every day, bro
To see what's the newest latest newest and since bro. So, you know, you're a shout out to y'all niggas, man
W Chris in the fucking chat we love Chris chat we love W Chris is in the chat
We love Chris hey shot the next Dorian's out there
Hey, but I'm still
Where you gonna sleep?
You know you have the stipulations like I ain't saying you're going in the fucking guess how nobody ain't say whoever win
I don't do fuck what you say. You're going in the guesthouse. You're lying. You're lying, you're not saying anything like that.
Well, that's not part of the script, bro. Then you're going against the script.
It would be all straight. I mean, the script wouldn't matter. Just not staying in my bed.
That's not against... that's not me against the script, bro. Like, they say whoever won these songs is today.
You get this bad, man. You get this one, bro. Like, not going to lie. Let me know when you pack it up with these niggas, bro.
I got the blue... I got the blue bed over there, man.
So
Are you about
No, you better
Or you wait for me to finish playing my game this year. I want to hop on contact came for a little bit
Kentucky. Yeah. No, you need the offset right now, but are you about to you know, I'm saying like
So you eat first and then you'll let me know and if you're going to after the
ourselves
Yeah, dude, I let you know
Congratulations get your phone
Okay, so this was supposed to be a shrine, but I don't know what it is.
supposed to be a strain where I'm bothering the fuck out of him and doing a bunch of shit I want to do
why the fuck do I feel drunk why don't I feel like the other way around my nigga
why am I why do I feel drained that nigga is work
you're old reverse care motherfucker
So, content king?
So, content king?
So, content king?
Chat, by the way,
we will be booting up Brighton
early with the Jason
Nalini
tomorrow, so I can't be up too late.
It's already 2am, gang.
Honestly, I don't want to play content king
right now, because I have to wake up early.
I have to wake up at like 12.
I have to wake up early as fuck.
I have to wake up early as fuck.
I have to wake up early as fuck
So
What y'all thinking?
12 early game it's already too you know I'm not getting it into bed by like to like five six
Go into the gym. I don't give a fuck. I gotta prioritize my chud in this game
You know, I gotta eat lunch. I gotta do all shit with the dogs like come on, bro. You know me
So you want to get a little bit of a content game or what?
No, I'm not saying we got an end right now, but we need to get like a little little content came in
Okay, so you missed part one of content king. Yes, it is in the YouTube. Can we get a little bit content king?
Go to sleep bro and now yo, that is the first time
We get a little bit
Go sleep. I know I know but it's a little bit of five-hour stream though chat
We've been I'm used to streaming so long now five hours like yo, I feel like we're missing something
You aren't going to get much sleep this weekend it's up to you. Holy fuck. Yo, barn. You're smart, dude
Brunch is a smart guy
Fuck well, but here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's my thought process
I want to get a little bit of contact King because I don't know when I'm going to be able to next cuz Jason is it. Oh actually
Towards my z
Hmm, she might have time before we go and since my off day was supposed to be Friday
Just which my off day to Saturday, which is the day that I'm flying
Should I put my I should move my off-day to the damn go to the baby shower?
So I spent my off-day at the baby shower
Flying on the plane and shit, and so I should stream on Friday instead of going off
Fuck it stream for the rest of the week no sleep
Baby shower, yes. Oh my god. Wait, please, actually, can we look up baby shower gifts?
Like, I need ideas. Get some donuts or something. Maybe I can go and get, like, I need ideas
for baby shower gifts. Let's get some notes out. Like, actually some unique shit. Something
cool and actually tangible talk to me cuz I don't know if I can get a chrome
Bop bop bop bop bop, like Deadwood Gucci belts a baby swing
Hey what?
Yo, bro this shit 20 man's game
I mean I can do it. I can I got I
My fault.
We got to be unique chat I'm the type of nigga. I like getting unique gifts that are gonna be remembered and that are gonna stand out
I should do this for Chris bro
Diapers
What's this my nigga what the fuck
So mine Davis shit
What's this oh
Oh
Should I get her like a little like a like a like a like a like a like a like a
Like the same car her dad drives with your mom mommy drives with some shit. Oh my god
Bro, she's gonna be too young. Oh, yeah, wait
Baby first come out. They like neck it and shit. They got like no skin
They're like
You feel me?
She'll be too young for that shit. Okay, so chrome Bob-O's in the works
Get her a Glock 43
Garagoyard.
Oh my God, wait, wait, this is calm.
This is calm.
It's Louis.
I mean, this, this right here, this right here.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
And I got a plug.
Oh my God.
Oh, this is a joke.
Actually, like, yo, Jesus, if it's a boy, she's a girl.
Yo, actually come on, let me get my plug.
Holy cow.
Because he could get a shit for me like cheaper
There's a guy shit
Yes, I friends and family. Yeah, this is
Hey, brother
Do you think we could acquire this by Saturday or something of the sorts Chasse was up Chasse. Hi
Do you know saying this is a I have a baby shower. This is a Louis baton
That shit
Do you know saying not so expensive by the little band feel me?
Baby girl gonna be dripping.
Yeah, look at y'all, he's saying, huh?
Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha.
Swiper plug.
No, no.
Yo, what you talking about?
Yo, what you talking about?
Swiper plug?
What are you talking about?
Yo, what?
Okay, so I like this idea right here.
Let's put that in the dark.
We have a nose app full of links, no locari.
Y'all, y'all cooked, y'all cooked with that one, y'all actually cooked with that one.
Scroll through all of this?
Oh my God!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we're, we're in.
I'm gonna just go to Louis in LA.
I'm gonna go to Louis in Miami, but I feel like LA got most shit.
Oh my God.
It's, I'm sold.
I'm, I'm sold.
I'm so game
Every girl gonna be dripping fuck up
What is this a?
Spoon for $400 game chat. We should have a shopping segment stream, bro
I got my my my all my accounts eBay motherfuckers depot motherfuckers all that grail
You go through my whole all my likes and shit. See what's easy to be caught. Let's see what's a drop
That'd be fun. I should do I say that from
I say that for the patrons. What you getting us? Yo crap, baby. Yo crap, baby. When you go have a kid shit
That's patron only okay
Crack me when you go have a jit. It's about that time up
I'm scared of having a baby mama. Why don't you find a fucking woman and cuff her?
So it's not a baby mama
You're old oh burberry
Some burberry joints would be tough
But I feel like this would be tough on like a son
Like this. Yo, what happened to the yo
You understand Burberry didn't used to show all this on the outside
They should be like inside shit game like you feel me you would even know it's Burberry to a nigga flip the coat
Do what I'm sorry
You see me bro, just get a blanket angle. I wait wait landed to drop some shit man. What is this?
Ski pull to the crib
Well, we're right here with rival ski
My nigga, why did you send me this man? What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh chat? By the way, tell me copper drop right now
Copper drop I
Want to get this in my room. I'm changing up my whole room
fun fact
You're just gonna see when it comes one of them. Hold on
Cuz I need like a couch kind of type shit. I can have a different color in it or I can keep this color
Y'all fuck with this. I don't want nothing leaking
We still want me to pull up I'm about to end my stream
But if you want to pull it to chill we can chill or you don't got to do what I'll text you
You could you could look for a different couple you fuck with this or not. I
Know exactly in my room. I'll put it this different colors is black. There's like brown. Do you know sign?
I need like a lounge chair like a lounge couch of my shit. That's cool
Cop that
It's half off. Oh my god, it is half off
I think the green look the best little key I look you like that green
I'm streaming universal tomorrow cup of tiki you're going all the way to universal
You're going all the way to Universal bro
Check you know what I got on the way
You know what you just see when it comes here. I'm not about to teach it. Here's the thing with chat
When you tell him your vision?
Do you know oh wait hold on ski?
Hey, I've been in the lab a little bit though, but uh, I
Been alive a little bit though, brother. Do you know sign? Oh
That's it
Oh they're not getting that. They're not getting that.
Skib, you been alive a little bit?
Oh that's freerun. Y'all been hurt, that shit.
This shit crazy to me.
Yo chill, stop saying it, stop, chill!
Chill, chill, chill, chill, don't leave, don't leave, chill.
Okay, I ain't playin' that shit.
Hey, Skid, you think I don't sound like I'm gonna get in the fuckin' school and I don't
even know what I'm sayin', alright?
Who you going to university with, though, what?
The last time you sent me was tough, hey.
Okay, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Look niggas been leaked. What do you mean niggas been leaked? Yo, yo dead ass tighten up on that sort of con niggas
Then he's just sample see what obliterate that beat which one
Run back Japan with ski yo, yo ski lose dead ass in another country just
Relaxing vibing
You'll follow me no more though, so you try to do that again with some gangsta shit though
And try to do that again with the kid. It's cool though. I'm just there
for me
Yo, Japan was fire I forgot that oh wow you forgot it
Just just forgot it
It's easy for some easy to forget on just just like that
I forgot the whole like the whole trip or like some of these videos again and she
she was caught.
You ready for next month?
Oh, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready again.
already game chat who do you want to see me and see with okay let me send us
the motion bro who do you want to see me and see what he dropping your shit
chill chill chill chill I think what the fuck is this
I fucking hate rich people what the fuck is this Monica rich ass mouth oh I like that color though
I go live for this color might do 80 bands hell no this is a great color but 80 bands
is fucking insane bro that is disgusting gang you are the target audience
no this is ski master slump god rich ass is the target audience game he shits
money he shits money out his fucking cock bro is it at least comfy yeah do
they have a fucking like a like that is not look comfortable is that look
Are you comfortable with the all chat or I'm trippin'?
It looks thin as fuck.
You know what, let's get a little bit
of content king in chat.
I'm feeling the vibe.
Let's get a little bit, like 30, let's get a little bit in.
I'm feeling it.
I'm looking feeling it right now.
I know I should be getting some sleep
and some stupid as fuck,
and I'm gonna regret this, but let's not go too long.
Let's get some, let's get some content king.
Let's get a little bit content king.
I'm trying to find myself in the game, bro.
Different way, different place.
I'm on my way to the bank.
I'm on my way to the bank.
I'm on my way to the bank.
Oh my God, I want to play that a little.
Look at that cap.
The Glock that I got,
send a nigga to the doctor.
Why the game not fucking opening?
fuck
the glot that I got
turn up, turn up, now
yo chill, jiji, why's it not opening?
okay, I don't care if it's not supported
bitch ass boy, open my fucking game
the weapon formed against me
oh my god, why do you know the lyrics?
look at what the fuck
yo, yo, hi, hi
the glot that I got
I put a weapon front against me, nigga, shot a prosper, I'll put a nigga in his face.
Alright, y'all ready?
Y'all ready?
The glass that I got.
It is time to find your rage, gaming!
I'll put a nigga in his place, my Russia.
I'll put a nigga in a case, in a nutshell.
This is not a regular chain. This is a touchdown. Oh, shit.
Alright.
who the f... who are you bots? who are these motherfuckers? is he bots?
y'all brother you seen the stream of your rage? who are you?
why are you screaming bro? what the fuck?
accurate that's lower accurate right there that's lower accurate right there no cap
I
Okay, you piece of shit God damn it. Who are you Harry crack man? I'm out here doing freestyle raps for people
Can I spit something for you?
All right. Yo, bro. Can I spit some bars with you? We both gonna spit
We both gonna spit
Yeah, sure. Let's see what you got right about bitches. I got 20 bitches in my DMs
Twinge, come to C.M. They be seeing K. Dan. Give me some more C. Man
What's the fuck Kaden?
I
The Tyson apps
Why the fuck do it be muted bro, you know, I hate this stream big shit
Okay, Tyson apps
Goon goon
Hi word goon got it one more word
Famine tax
That's two words, but fine. Okay. We got kai synapse goon and famine tats
As soon as I go
Oh my god, no wonder it's good and simply
It's fucking simply
A little bit starving, I'm all hungry, eating up the speed
Let me take a bite of that quick famine tax and then I relax
Any means possible, I'm about to go get fat
Oh my god, that was
That was the wackest shit I've ever heard.
Fuck off some fairways, man.
Better than you.
Chris!
Come here!
Oh my god.
Oh my god. I wish you could run back audio lines.
your lines oh my god oh my god really Chris really Chris there oh my god oh
wow okay I can't click the next line I can't click the next line I can't I gotta
wait I gotta wait I gotta wait please come Chris come come hey Chris I don't
hey back away back away back the fuck away I gotta show you something come sit
out again look at this shit look at this shit I play in this game right tell me
tell me this house he just wrapped right he just did a freestyle for us and
shit right he said even bliss next door
door rats better than you.
Who the fuck is this next door rat?
Who's Bliss?
Who's Bliss?
Who's that?
Who's that?
What do you do?
What do you do?
Like, look, like, like, you're a better rapper than you?
This next door a better rapper than you?
No, look, I'm playing the game right now, look.
Even Bliss next door rat is better than you.
That's what I said to him.
Like, yeah, dude, like, but that's like, that's not me, bro.
Like, bro, are you fucking dumb?
Like dude, no it's talking about you stupid. It's like they can't say your name
So they said bliss next door like it's a joke
Barbo you say even
Got to do with me this is
You said, he said, bro, that was the wackest shit I ever heard.
Even Chris next door brought some of that in you, got it.
I don't want to be a part of that.
So, you feel me?
I don't want to be a part of that game, game.
You feel me?
Like real shit.
But yeah, like, two, yeah, like, no.
Like, come on, man, yeah, bro, like, what?
You do music or something?
Yeah, I miss it.
You can leave me.
No.
Go
Leave go Chris fucking go
No, bro, I'm the one that said Chris next to her I better than you to him
You're a vibe terrorist
You're a fucking vibe terrorist fuck you
You're a vibe terrorist yeah, I mean it I mean it I
Mean it. I try to create the authentic vibe with the bro. You want to win the fuck
You leaving don't leave
No, it's like 35 minutes
You leave it
You're 35 minutes away. You're actually SNI you're 29 minutes away 35 in
the afternoon yes you are put your shit in that you've been mapped right now
I'm not gonna beg someone to hang up. No, leave leave my fucking leave leave
It's probably like 33 a minute
40 minutes
Show me
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not the quickest way and that's a 39 and that's not the quickest way
That's the quickest there's 39 minutes. I don't mean for real the night is young
Get the fuck out get up
yes IP IP IP whatever man
yeah you fucking suck even bliss blessed door wrap better than you
what a fuck are you loser I've already networked with you you are no use to me
Oh, yeah, this who's this freaking ass bitch? Yes, oh, it's my very smart
Frotos nigga fucking mic out of your mouth or whatever you're doing frotos nigga
Who's this yeah, I think I'm going through my third puberty
The fuck holy fuck a third one. I even got the first let's go dude deeper
He works at Blizzard.
You better not think it's fun to be, the people here are very real.
You scared us nigga.
There's a fire in the building.
I lost a viewer for that?
Fire! Get out of my way!
Pussy.
Yeah, I don't know what if I never ran that then but you're a fucking chug.
Community, that's the heart chef.
Should I stay here?
Get out of this room.
Community that knows you're the best.
Because you are the best.
Not you in particular.
Who are these losers?
Looks like we have a question from the audience.
Um, how do you stream it tips?
You want?
I'm a new streamer.
No, I'm actually pretending to be a friend.
Well, I have to be straight up.
I know for a fact that most of you in here are gonna fail.
This is not for everybody.
I'm sorry to say it.
Oh, nobody's in this fucking room besides that weirdo in the back game.
That's a great, he's not even a streamer again.
He just, he just here to listen to you talk, bro.
I and this might be my god complex speaking up again, but I am better than you
No, I do think of myself as better than you
Wasn't asking you bro, I was asking the dude in purple
Who's that?
Okay
Then why does that like modern from fresh and fit?
fucking dweeb
I
Saw a clip of you last year those streams were peak brah
Okay, we get it relax and blaze them play 30 more than it already is
You got mad or right now. I can see what you're talking about. What is this from?
Yes, yes, good boy. Finally. So my good boy. I'm not just anybody
I'm not talking about you marin you fucking loser. Oh my god
Yes, I live to serve you wait what I am oh my god. He's actually fucking trolling this nigga. Of course you do
I'm above you. I'm gonna give him advice
I can do whatever I want whenever I please
Little listen what you little 99 fucking viewers. Yeah, I got the big one too. Phone. Okay. Let me help you out
Show them your strength. These worms are just play things for a god of your status. Okay. Okay. This is overly
This is overly. It's overly
Did he?
Witness me!
Holy fucking...
You will all learn your place beneath me!
What?!
No one can stop me!
What?!
You know why?
Because deep down, you know I'm better than you!
You know I'm right!
Hey! What are you doing? Stop it!
Yo, this is a good clip.
Yo, we- oh, backstab. Yo!
He's getting banned? Bro, he goes bad with facts!
NOOOOOO!
Yo...
Yo, we got that fucking... Yo, look at this fucking crumb! Yo, what's up, crumb?
M.M. Dirt. Who's that supposed to be, chat?
Yeah, I found a clip of your stupid ass. Appreciate it. Appreciate it, no gang.
Ooh. You bought dealer ass.
Oh my god, how many more viewers do I get?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, hey, hey, hey you yo yo prices your prices too expensive
Prices too expensive you scam you scam
Wait, what the fuck games you play
It's my CS what I'm playing CS. Oh just with sides
Wait, what's video games in here?
Why do you and everyone else in here pay 300 bucks to just do what you do at home?
Holy shit, uh what else is there to do bro network explore all that streamers about your dead stream
And how you want to collab with them or some shit?
Why I don't stream. I just play games
What the fuck are you even here? I
Don't stream I just play games
I
Play this bitch has game again. No gang. How do I tell you I'm sorry
Tyra, I'll save you later
Gambling oh wait wait wait wait. Let's gamble. Let's gamble chat. Let's gamble
Let's put in
$5
Wait, I don't know how to play this oh shit
I don't know how to play this what do I do stand
What I just do
Can't go over 21. Okay bet I got the hang of this put another five in
chat my goaded can get over 21 hit me game about hit me again oh my god chat
chat chat chat chat chat chat what do we do here what do we do here what do we do
What do you do here? What do you do here?
We stand in both buckets?
Let's go!
Oh my god we're caught!
Oh my god! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Oh my god we're caught!
I like this shit.
Hold on Jack, I ain't go lie.
Just for this part.
I think we got a hand of it. I think we got a hand of it.
You think one more $5 bet?
One more $5.
Oh my god, Cracked in for $120.
Cracked in for $120.
Cracked in for $120.
Hit me
Chat chat what we doing chat, what are we doing? What do we do here?
Do I doubt no
I'm standing oh
My god, we're demons. Oh my god
Gay daughter or thoughts on we're going all in
We're going on
Yeah, so I just got an ace.
I'm a fucking dammit!
He's got luck at it.
Chat, am I a beta?
Wait, this is how you play that shit?
Everybody be playing?
What do you mean?
He's got luck at it.
Chat, am I a beta?
Wait, this is how you play that shit? Everybody be playing?
One shot? One shot?
It'll take to me.
This is how you take this. This is how you leave.
You take it and get your wins and you leave.
I just went all in out. Oh my god.
What? That's the game? Everybody be playing that? Like gambling?
You just can't get it? You're trying to get 21 and below it?
Closest to 21 wins?
Yo, that's easy!
Bro, I- Yo bro, I'll make mad fuckin' bread doin' that shit again.
It can't be that hard.
Your chat, should we gamble?
Sinner's cameraman, yo, yo, I gotta see the- yo, she's everywhere bro.
God damn.
God, we outta here.
Face him off.
What's over here?
Yo, who are you?
I'm looking for your rage
Old frog where the fuck is your rage?
Hey, you're streaming like fucking it Espen
Yeah, no, I'm not streaming no bro fuck off
We're rising sick man
I see can I get a shout out?
All right, let's actually our game shout out to this guy who follow his channel
Is this ugly ass nigga behind who the hell is breathing down my neck?
Who is this
Yeah, dope bruh
Yo, what do you want get a picture wait? I'm a fan. Yes, bro
Yo, Chad, I'm famous. Yeah, you're candy candy something. I think yeah, I love a picture
Wait
okay fine take your picture or whatever the fuck thanks do you want to take a
picture with me too Jesus what the fuck is yo you're fucking weirdo gay
hey no cutting what the fuck who you in line for uh are you illiterate the
science says it's for February she's so bad brah yo wait wait wait I have to
kiss her who am I kidding what security dude what the oh yo W lore yo yo that's
crazy lore just a yo come on brah steam don't got yo steam why they doing
like this bruh. Why are you doing-
Yo, what up scheme, big fan bruh?
You talking about DJ scheme, good bruh?
Aw, go ahead. Say your jokes already, everyone else already has.
Everyone else, your meet and greet line is dead bruh.
No, this ain't scheme scheme.
Wait, dream? Oh my god. Yo yo chill. Yo hands in my pocket for- Yo! Yo yo chill-
Wait, what happened to dream?
Wait, you're not gonna-
Oh, no, what dream been doing?
Is he a lot is he like so like a oh
He's supposed or he gets 15 M's of video game like what?
2 13. Oh, yeah Jesus Christ. He's yeah
Wait was that he does it with his face
I
I'm dream and I know I have to do this the side face
I thought he did the face reveal and he never showed his face again
For you guys to recognize me the title is not clickbait. I may never be able to play minecraft again
At least as good as I used to be and I haven't really shared my concerns or express my true feelings
with uh... even people around me i guess
uh... my friends in my family what do you got what what happened i don't like
thinking about the possibility of
things being bad
but for those of you don't know i broke my wrist
uh... and i broke my
rest actually over six months ago
i don't fucking carlid is my fucking knees that to take college i'm a little
Boy that two needs surgeries and I had a double knee surgery right after I want to hear that shit
I can't play basketball. I don't give a fuck
Fuck out of her
Come on broke my wrist you'd be good in a few months gang. Don't you play just like nothing content for me? Oh
Wow, you're straining this I take it
I
Yeah, yeah, bro. That's true my entire life and I never turn it off. I got like 5,000 viewers right now
Yeah, totally 5,000 but so like what do you do when you goon or have sex?
Do you go to a different platform? Yes? Yeah, bro. I'm top five on the jerk pal leaderboard
Chunk pal. What the fuck is that do it for it?
To anyone watching I'm kidding no need to cancel me again GG wait what do you get cancelled for?
I've got a big comeback stream planned for January I just hope they forgive me for the speedrunner shit
I'm scared they won't
They won't forgive me. I hope they just for speedrunning
Maybe you shouldn't have faked your speedruns bro. Fuck you think what's gonna happen?
Wait he's...
Wait what?
I
Allegations and faked up. Yeah, this is a gas back here right now. You'll get this fuck away from me
I wasn't gonna come clean about it eventually. I was just doing it for content like you fuck you bro
Fake like yours. I'm the realest in the game. God damn, bro
You got some brat energy for real. Yeah, this is the dream though. This is got like motion issues, so yo
So let's collab and shit, bro. We could help each other and I'm saying
The Emma?
You know what?
That sounds good, man.
I could use a friend in this fucked up industry.
This line is empty anyways.
Let's get out of here.
Whoa.
Take this spare pass and meet me at the partner lounge upstairs.
What the fuck?
He's gonna take my keys.
Where's your rage?
Have you seen your rage?
Hi, I'm Annie.
I'm gonna text you some people right now,
but if you just wait a minute,
we can take a selfie.
What? I want no selfie. I'm trying to wrist-dive.
Who the fuck is Annie?
I'll take you more than just a selfie found shit.
Let me take you out so I can crack you.
Wait, what the...
This bitch's not barking at me?
What? Were you gonna finish your sentence, huh?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
bro what the fuck are you doing yo again game I wouldn't be mad the drone
just went straight into her fucking noggin huh huh what you can't talk
finish your sense little bro yo oh hell no you're not about to troll me game
I'm gonna be honest I don't even know wait it was me so calm you look like
easy rage yeah it's not no fucking the fuck
Huh? What? You thought it was the act of the usually do?
Um, no, I'm not interested. Uh, please leave me alone. No! You're a loser! You're a loser!
What? You're a loser! You're a loser!
Alright, bitch, get out of my face!
I don't know. I'm sorry.
Yeah. So, did you want to sell me?
No, bitch!
Is it okay if I say...
Shhh!
Is it okay if you say why?
Shut up! You're taking yourself with me. Anyway, say cheese!
Holy hell! Cheese!
Cheese, good boy.
Now go away before I break your neck.
Yo, that's a peculiar individual.
I want to meet her in real life, she seems cool.
She's got a bad ass.
Food.
Look at his foot.
Oh my God, aura.
Aguila.
Bro's just casually sitting in a cornered town
on two cheeseburgers and an extra large fry
with 55K on that bitch.
My stomach hurts.
OK, he needs to take a shit.
Oh my god.
What?
Our mouse is here.
Let's recive her shit.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Saha! Saha!
What? That never works. Why the fuck did it have to work for the first time on a fucking robot, man?
She wants me.
Join me and follow, Joe.
My stomach is...
This is not the case. Hey, Case!
Yo, bruh, you wanna play a game of Would You Rather?
Sure. Why not?
Okay, let me thank, uh, Zoomer or Jenae Brinrock?
Jenae Brinrock.
A brain rot.
Gen A rot, bruh.
I'd be nothing without my Ohio Goon Maxon.
What the fuck?
Find a hundred duck-sized bears or one bear-sized duck.
Fight a hundred?
Bro, a bear-sized duck.
The duck, bruh.
Fuck is a duck-sized bear.
Not even close.
Wait, no!
A duck-sized bear!
No, hi, go back!
A duck-sized bear!
Have no internet access, or have painfully slow internet forever.
Who?
You know what?
Hmm, would I still be able to stream with a slow internet?
No!
It'd be too slow to do stuff like that.
Bro.
And so is other slow internet or no internet give me slow internet game
The slow internet brah. I just become a slip-slop influencer or she did
Be a huge streamer with the community that you hate
Oh small streamer with the chat that you love. Oh, wow. Oh
Wow
I
I know a figure too, but both these options I knew gonna lie it's unfamiliar
You know what I'm gonna just pick the option I have now
Brut easiest question of my life huge streamer. I don't even read my chat
i read my chat
i read my fucking chat
i read my chat all the time
become the smartest person in the world or
the dumbest
your intelligence doesn't change
everyone else's does
smart i'm already the smart
does the smart read the dumbest
nothing would really change though
hahaha
okay
last one
sit
or stand to why
i'm gonna be dexterous i'll be doing both depending on how i'm feeling what the situation is
imma go top of nigga game, but imma keep it a being what i probably do the most
sit bro what the fuck, standards got pb and jf on god
okay imma keep eating now
alright case, have a good day
i'm about to mug on these other boring ass streamers bro
better give you my shout out
get the fuck away from me
what the hell is that
What do you mean are you lost?
Who's taking that clock out?
Bro you're annoying me
Ha ha ha
me some viewers fast that'd be nice I'd love on you come in your friend no you
be more like an assistant I guess I'll just see some brain rot shit bet so we
got a little slave thing or something how old is this person hey this is my
bitch and look about shorty shorts with a paper bag yo yeah we doing a
Claps you right out.
It's my little shit.
The fuck?
What the hell is this shit she has there?
I need everything.
I yelled at C.
Her neighbor.
Nah.
The fuck?
I ain't fucked that, bro. You're scamming my ass.
Fast.
Whatever. Move along to that thing.
Okay, what about...
Stop forwarding, kid. You're drawing attention to me.
What the fuck?
I...
He ain't had no answer for her.
Are we going in the bathroom?
Yo, where the hell is that?
Oh, I'm gonna get back.
Holy shit, you can't swim in the bathroom, Jack.
Yo, bro.
Who the fuck is this dealer?
What's your network?
I'ma tell him.
I cut about like
No, you're net words
What huh, okay, I think we got the footage we need
I like that. That's me y'all y'all dead. That's me drooling bro
Greg bruh it's not Greg
Don't say that she's
Let's go there. No, keep up. I'm on my fucking skateboard going crazy for the fucking us
Keep up, man.
Look at me, I'm grinding.
Nope, show me a sherman that can do that.
Get up here.
Hey, quick, few questions for you if you have the time, my man.
Holy fuck.
Yo, get the fuck away from me.
Hey, fuck off. I don't want to be in your slip-slop video.
Why? It's just a fun video.
I make too much money for this shit, bruh.
If you were kites and ass, that'd be a different story.
So, like, can we do the interview or not?
I'm gonna crash out of this shit.
Bro, I don't want to do your fucking interview.
I'm trying to get to the partner lounge so I can find some actual content.
Yes.
I have so many fucking viewers getting here, and I don't have time to have fucking NPCs draining my view count even more.
Yo, alright. I'll talk to you in a minute. I got this nigga behind you on my dick.
It ain't that deep, bro. You could've just said no.
I've got to get the fuck out of this NPC prison, bro.
Yeah, that was good, right? Or is that Edward?
I've got a streaming drone too. Do you want to touch drone tips?
Drone tips! I'm a miner.
I'm a minor bro relax mine shaft meet-up is that way
10k zero viewers you fucking loser
Why don't you exchange the ass all right plus one w plus one's at my viewers i'm kaden brantley
So exciting to meet another droner. I can't believe you got another droner
Yo, fuck you in your bit, right? This is gonna make that better
6-1 6-1 6-1 6-1 6-1
Edgemaster Goon complex
Fuck, bro, I'm losing viewers to you right now
Your brain rot is mugging mind
We Charlie Kirk, bruh
Did I eat?
What the fuck?
I'm out of brain rot this nigga
World's Best is 6-1 6-1 6-1 6-1 6-1 6-1
I hit that flow state
GG
What is this ditty bot doing on a cow glider?
I
Can you believe I'm serving a gooner playing glove in that sysivist blizzard
Contaminated not in a grand canyon, but genuinely melting my sheets move off. Hi. You got a game. I'm cool. Fuck you got it
Fuck a loser. Yeah, who's this shot?
Oh my god, I was born, but he was I think maybe you could be what the fuck
Maybe my mom lied to me about him because she didn't want me to come looking for you
I'm not sure though
Bruh, how would you know if I looked like him if he was never born? That's you and ten years
That's not me if you're games with him in them and they look like you I think I think I was just kind of pictured him in my head
as something too
I think that if you get the fuck away from me, bro
cool I'm actually at loss for words because I think maybe I may have found my
long lost brother cool holy fuck I need to get yo your niggas are taking my
viewership is pissing me off yo Ray come here oh I already talked to you
get the drone where the partner lounge is where the real big streamers are
53 K is that Kai snaps in there I hear XGC oh my god who the fuck is this dude
he has mad aura and viewers who is this train wrecks wait is that supposed to be
max wait that's black boy Max who's this
Huzzah! Justin... Jason! Look at his eyes! Jason! Jason! Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you?
Yeah, we got any mobs in chat?
Senna could spend a year in the Saharan desert with no sunscreen and she would never beat a fucking br-
The fuck you- Dude, what the fuck is that?
Yes, this is her drip short short so the thighs out when a high-ass fucking boots to a knees
Yes, that's a drip, but I don't know about do what the fuck
Yo, yo, I'm a rule you look fucking cool. You go sick as fuck girl. That's on period
Lily Pete you
Pokey
Where's your rage?
Where do you think you're gonna be at? Okay, so here's things we gotta find we gotta find Bruce rage
Hi Duke spandem
All the AP run silky
You're out of you all talk to anybody yet chat cuz I'm back alive. I generally might leave you here cuz I'm about to die
I'm hungry
I might leave you here for now. You come back in this room. We'll start off in this partner room
I tell you we'll go play for a little bit. We gotta wake up early and shit. You know what I'm saying?
Check the street. That's on period. Who's saying that bro? I wanna talk to these motherfuckers so bad
I'm trying to save it. I'm gonna save for next episode. Next stream. Yo, Jason, you look like a fucking twat, bro.
Oh my god.
You're chatting. Make my stream to your friends.
What?
Max you're fucking why they make you a fucking shirm, bro
Joe why does that actually sound like?
Why does it sound like him?
Oh, yeah, still looks like a crackhead my dear old train
That's the method I know
chat
Shatter shops see me here to save oh, yeah, you're right. Thank you, honey
I feel out of it right now. I don't know why I should feel out of it tired and shit
Um
W string
W Chris next door in
W fun
Tomorrow
You hanging out with twin
We're gonna hang out with twin tomorrow check. No cat
But don't think even after tomorrow's done that's gonna be last time you see me in twin
You do what I'm saying. You just see me come to Miami you love to do some shit
We're just spending time. You feel me what time I'm thinking like 2 p.m. Is 3 p.m. Is shit
like 2 3
Feel me
Man one might be one
Lucy
Cover my Jason the weenie nigga fuck. I'm my love script wait. Why so many people they being Jason are doing a script
Jason Jason even do scripts do a script let and cook bro we channeling bro it's
bruh
no mile yo we have a week full of shagging we have Jason Juan was supposed
be right after Jason but Ron has some of schedule got like this family stuff I
think um the length I don't know I fixed their schedule to have more of a
daytime schedule for their circadian rhythm but I do like that they were on
my schedule though so shows at night but I want to fix this schedule because the
The reason why the sticker I fucked up is when my power went out one time and then the the the the timer I'm yapping
Let me get off. I'm just have I don't feel like myself right now. I chat. I'm a hot ass. I'm gonna go eat lunch
And I'm gonna try to get to bed at a decent time certain grand love chat
Oh
Oh
What the fuck all right, huh?
Oh
You take out here that shit
Brosswood
doctor
Shall prosper
Is it loud enough?
Is the bass too loud in it?
Shall I lower the bass or what?
Shall I lower the bass?
for that song, for that one.
What about for this one?
Turn the bass up.
You need the bass boosted in that one?
Y'all say bass or bass.
She might put some,
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.
Everything, as you may.
You feel me?
Lower my vocals?
What about right here?
Alright back, I take them tips, appreciate that chat, I'm gonna highlight y'all niggas
real quick, I'm gonna highlight y'all, catch y'all on the flip, W Shrain.
I
Chata what about what y'all want to do what y'all want to do get out of bed
I fucking got a gold tapper
Don't tell me what to do, fuck nigga.
Haha, you so rowdy, rowdy.