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I'm feeling smooth as I thought I'd do all this
It ain't nothing, it ain't nothing
It's all in my mind, it's all in my mind, you know
It's all in my mind, it's all in my mind
I don't care if I nobody else tellin' niggas
Try and feed for oneself
Walkin' spiked, lookin' to those devil niggas
Know I got the heat in my belt
I'm a stressful bag, gotta get my own seeds
I'm feelin' run out to that
Yeah!
Damn me, what the giz on YouTube?
What's good, YouTuber?
What?
I
Know what tomorrow is
I
I'm so late.
I'm busy perdening my city, I'm sorry.
to run out today trying to be a dad of some people my kids that's why i've been out the way
two-toned 30 stick on my jeans bro better get out the way regular in school but i keep on saying
kudos to them over the name of the album name tough nigga if you tough nigga if you trying to
preserve your face on the pill so they basically going to sing hit kill if you think you can be
with the gang loose the other the feel get your new head i've been i've been i've been i've been
I need to hear the vocal chords though, alright?
Can y'all do that for me?
Can y'all do that for me?
You
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Hold on hold on hold on don't go to LA. Wait, why is this not telling me not to go to LA?
We go to LA in the tomorrow chat
We go to LA tomorrow. All right
I was hot as fuck in this bitch
tomorrow is in LA first of foremost shop who do we need to collaborate before the LA trip
ends we leave on like the 29 30 or something like that who do we got to collaborate before
to you shade something like that who do we got a collab with silky max lucky
zeal zeal said lucky zeal diana
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Max ducky run
Okay
Okay, okay, I do think look look I do think a YSM gotta pop out you feel me y'all it does live out there now
Well, I do want to do someone wrong if I do someone wrong. What would you want us to do?
You ugly as fuck first-time chatter
First time chatting came in when I said shit come eat ugly as fuck first time
Imagine chat the first person's words to you was person mission for the first time of the worst you was you ugly as fuck
That's normal see around here, bro
First words ever sent you you ugly as fuck
How my poster react to that
You don't know nobody stop it y'all know nobody see I guess we don't you don't
You
Want sent you a friend request what the fuck
That's cloud. I don't know where y'all fall my skin though
Tabby love tabby going crazy with the get this I fall my skin
Awesome gangsta shit though
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Play robot we got a finished mother and he just work calls you're trying to do we're gonna do that shit
Let's play rivals
What you mean, let's play rivals fuck robbers for right now
I'm lying like shit
All right, hold on Geo got me some gifts chat
Can we open up?
This is the first one my address might be on these boxes, so I'm not gonna show it
It's the first box
Oh there one saw your house in the GTA 6 leaks GG
fuck you mean saw my house in the GTA 6 leaves you didn't see my what the fuck
you talking oh yeah and that person that you keep putting in the community
that's Jordan's sister okay how many times I gotta fucking tell y'all okay
god damn it yo they love thanks for the gift of subs appreciate you this is
fucking fire there what classic biology stream damn I missed some like this
hey wait this is from afro damn I missed some like this hey yo I ain't gonna
like yeah like we just bought we get we hop on whatever we feel like it today
I have no pain. I'm trying to have fun my dog before I go to LA the last time
I'm gonna be here saying I here for at least a week minimum
Yes, there's a note in every box. Yo, this is actually so hard the texture of this funk. I wish I could see the texture like
Like do you see it?
Look at the texture of the suit
So sick so tough
Oh, we got got us a little note
From Afro happy birthday to you every 29
That looks so disgusting game
29 what the fuck
Happy 29th birthday, Joshua. Wish you nothing but good health as you inch closer to being
on the earth for three decades. Thank you, Afro. I like, I like, I like how the birthday
card, like the note, look, I like the color and shit. But she didn't have to remind me
I've been on this bitch for three decades.
No, I've been on this bitch.
Yo.
Yo.
Am I halfway dead?
Yo.
Wait, hold on, hold on, life's going too quick, bro.
Yo, thank you, Abra.
Love you, baby boo.
Let's open this one, cause it's already kinda open.
I want you to guess what I seen in this bitch.
What you think I seen in her?
You know that a fucking dildo?
Which- Who do you think gave me this shit?
Who do you think gave me this shit?
Wait, there's more in here.
Hey, what?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
We got some books.
Red R-wait!
Red Rise Away!
What the hell is this?
Wait!
Wait!
Red Rising! Wait, who could this- Wait!
Who could this- Wait, what's that mean? Who should call me Red Rising?
Who bought me this?
Wait, are these some fragrances?
What? Wait, did you hear some phrases? Wait, who got me this shit?
I knew it, gay! I knew I had to be killed for Red Rising. Didn't think it was gonna
Happy turning that birthday my geyser whoa whoa whoa my geyser whoa we might
gotta steal those my geyser new swag just dropped
happy birthday my geyser these five years I've had the blessing to win this
your growth and character I could have been more proud I sent you two books and
one to change my view of life.
Which one was it?
And a crazy way and another that is generally peak fiction.
Oh, so, peak fiction.
In a world of technology, I think it's important to unwind
and read it and let your mind escape.
Anyways, I have all the love in the world for you,
but really one of the ghosts of this ship,
one of the most consistent and definitely one of the most
solid.
We pray for more peace, more success,
and more joy to come your way, inshallah.
Happy annual spawn day raid.
AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHH MY GUYSER
Yo Chad, everybody give Geo hugs and kisses
MY GUYSER
Fucking BUCKIES
Wait, I ain't gonna lie, you snap without one Geo
I ain't gonna lie
You snap, I got on, Joe, you snap.
Joe, you snap.
You snap, you snap.
All right, this one's got a...
still got the tape on it, so...
This one's still got the tape on the box, though.
You know me, after all.
Rip that, bitch.
Rip that, bitch.
There what?
Demajae would have never done no shit like that.
Go on ahead and let your nuts hang, Geo.
I don't think you'll understand.
We just finished Marine 4 and I said I wanted a figure of whitebeard.
And these niggas sent me a figure of white beard.
Oh, who the, who do y'all think,
which mod do y'all think this was?
Is it only mods, who do you think this was?
Mirzi or Luffy?
Now Luffy broke.
It's gotta be Mirzi.
Mirzi!
Okay, Mirz, Mirz.
Music!
The- the generational run you've been on in 2026 alone has been healing to watch.
No, despite all the bullshit that's been occurring within your life,
you always dug it out and persevered.
Which is an amazing quality you made sure to pass on to every member of YRG.
You made a huge impact on countless lives, whether materialistic or mentally.
And I hope you'll always remember that.
Happy birthday and I hope many more are to come go years later.
Awww!
What the fuck is that?!
Niko?!
Oh shit!
Love you Marys love you Marys Marys
I'm allowed to open this right like any boy just stay in the box and shit. Hey, we gotta assemble these
We got a simple these us just like those already got the body on I
Think it's easy assemblies. I think it's obviously retard
Hey guys, it's my sister's birthday. Tell her happy birthday.
Jasmine, they said happy birthday.
Shashi said, thank you.
Shashi said, Shane asked who could like, you feel me?
Me she's more after the the Leo she's here burger on shit. Whatever that means. I don't know what that's there for
What do the burglars look like is that a mermaid what's the picture that shit?
She cooler than you you don't even know her you piece of shit
Yo, has there been some drama going on since I've been on channel not gonna calm on in on the interwebs
watch your mouth
who gonna watch it for me then nigga
who gonna watch it if i don't want to watch it nigga
watch it for me then nigga fuck all right man shut the fuck up you ain't on shit
us
us chad i might be in chicago right after LA
for a day
the OTG
ho ho ho
us rock out lady
we got he doing it bro
put my room, create it
get him, put my room
what's up mama
mama chat say what's up
Shaq, mom said what's up?
Mom said what's up, Shaq?
Shaq, she do not f**k like y'all.
Hey, you see, you see how sometimes I slip up a curse?
Mom is cause of these fools, it's cause of them.
Blame them, this Shaq, they're bad influence on my life.
Wait, so how do you think I put it, Shaq?
Oh, it gotta be like these, like those.
like a bus and it got a it got a bus it got a now Josh a free guy what I mean
chill oh wait wait wait where does go was this on his foot chat where does go
Is this going on one of his his his feets?
Am I a loser his ass
No, no his butt
It's not his butt you fucking tweaker
My nigga raw. My nigga raw. He can never be as raw as my own.
He's bad bruh.
No get sprawly, start fighting the man gets bricked up.
Yo, this is why I don't tell y'all niggas things bruh. Y'all gonna use it against me.
But get ass, it would be awesome like...
I'm hard that's what happened. I'm like, yo, what the fuck am I getting break every time I play with my toys?
Every time
But I'd have to be really like into into it
Like I would have been like you fit me. That's why I was a jit, bro
I used to play with my action figures beat them up
Mom
There were
Hey rage just wondering if we're still doing the hashtag bump hat bus a challenge like we discussed earlier
Hope her day is well. What do you mean? Hashtag bus it? Oh my god
I can't believe that, yo, that shit was brand new, right?
We all never to bust it?
Y'all think it was begging for to bust it?
We got another box.
A what?
E-W-S-G chat.
My chair is bouncing again and I feel great today.
Do me a favor, chair bounce.
Chair bounce.
Chair bounce.
Chair bounce.
Chair bounce.
Chair bounce.
Chair bounce.
Chair bounce.
Chair bounce.
Chair bounce.
Chair bounce. Chair bounce. Chair bounce.
Eh-wha?
Mama Rage walking by just seeing her chud son play with toys as a 30-year-old man.
She probably knows he's a homosexual too.
Damn. Shout out Mama Rage too.
Eh-wha?
I hope your mom heard a lot shit, dammit.
Why do you always want the worst for me? I never understood that.
Why y'all always be one of the worst in the game?
Y'all never want good, you never want me to succeed.
You always want me to fail.
Why's that?
When I do do good, y'all are,
oh!
There's gotta be Lady Dub.
There's gotta be Dubby.
Unless it's not, then this is awkward.
But it's Tower of Patch Kids,
and Lady Dub is the type to set something sweet
like my favorite snack, like Tower of Patch Kids.
And if it's not Lady Dub, I'm sorry.
No, no, not that bitch as in, no, no, but why did I just, so inside this box was this
and inside this was this.
And it's not this!
It's this!
Tubby!
This cus it's fragile!
How do I do it?
My head?
Am I stupid?
Stay right there.
Chow how do I do it?
I'm scared.
What?
Rage?
Rage?
Isn't this your like fifth stream in the past seven days?
No bullshit, I think you might have streamed like six or seven days this week if you didn't have internet and technical difficulties.
You got a hut for streaming right now and it's a beautiful thing.
I just want to break this down for y'all.
It is the year 2026 and we're in August going on September and niggas are tapping six
What like like you
Just did it. I was shown y'all. I didn't fucking do I was showing on niggas, bro. I was showing y'all get batteries
W. How do I make sure it stays in there? Do I just like us us or like us us it?
How do I us us it in? This is the inside, right? It's the inside.
It what?
But it don't look like it just goes in there.
Go leave and fuck with us, Rach. Why are you treating us like this?
Why would I not fuck with y'all? It clicks.
Wait, Loki, can I do it without batteries if I plug it in with this?
Let me plug it into my computer.
I wonder if that was her plan all along.
This is a fucking hacking software that I plug it into my computer while I'm on string,
she gets all my information.
Let's see.
Maybe it doesn't need batteries in this plug.
One, two, three.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Chat, you're fucking dirty fingerprints is all over it.
Oh my.
Tobias!
What color y'all fuck with the most?
Dopey!
Y'all fuck with that red, huh?
Y'all fuck with that white, oh shit, my fault.
Y'all fuck with that YG red, huh?
Y'all fuck with that red, hunsky.
We gotta figure out where we gotta put all these.
Not right now though.
First of all, that just goes to show,
why'd you got the best minds, man?
Because they do not have to do nothing, actually.
Well, I eat these sour patch kids right now.
Should I eat these sour patch kids right now?
No.
Well, I, yes.
Not because I'm fat and I want to snatch them up,
because it's a gift and it's not good to waste gifts.
I got the gift on stream.
Not not either, I'm straight.
You know?
Wait, was there Nora here?
There what?
So I just send that sweet ass message and you ignore me because your fucking chat is spamming 67?
So it's just fuck me?
Chat am I a bitch?
I must be a bitch.
It's all good to.
We don't show love to get love.
Cuss then it's not love.
I'm gonna go back and read your message just for you, yeah.
I'm gonna read that message.
Hold on.
Yes!
Make a dubby's message, yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Brower
He lives in Florida no, oh he's why oh for my
I
Aiden
No, no shit, so
Chow all y'all start to see that situation where the mama was being on him and try to kiss him, right?
Jigs the goat they for the 25
I get daaarggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
so I did see that so we don't got to rewatch that but
apparently after all that shit I was always wondering what the hell's a mom
yo jigs to go actually they ain't gonna be 25
on god I hope you mama walking on you doing some weird shit
why would you want that pussy?
Why would you want that tell me why would you want that whole ass nigga?
So
Apparently he called his mom called him on school on stream. I didn't see this so I just want to see this
I'm not up there on this part. There's too much
Positivity especially for you to ego that one don't know trying to be nice
So saying you I am a need you to stop looking at the cam directly with those glasses cause it looked like your bug guys going
opposite directions rage rage isn't this like your fist in the past seven days
no bush I think you might have trained for six or seven days this week if you
if you didn't have any technical difficulties you got a heart for
right now and it's a beautiful thing yo the wig and pigeon thank you I'm just
not paced myself in half one while I'm doing that alright? Are you fucking happy?
Fuck off!
Thank you wig and pigeon and fuck these other niggas though
cortisol spike
I'm not gonna leave this screen here
Wolf Omega with this P30 with the south of the south, cheese of the south.
This is the second time we've ever seen this going my entire life and I've worked so very hard.
So for your faith, you have to go have the day, time, work, then you then check, then you then check.
I
Can't hear I can barely hear other it's just low
Am I blind
You try you try a volume boost it's gonna be loud and purse that don't need it cuz
That's how the volume boost that big
Because remember she's on the phone so it's low
Oh, good luck.
Yeah, yeah.
That's just why I love this movie. Hold on, hold on, before you get into it.
Before you even get into it, bro.
Is it louder?
I'm not gonna leave the screen here, too.
Look for me with this here
She said you got nothing more than like to say to me
I hope you got the exposure of followers that you wanted
The second time you have you you
The son whose room that I walked in on and while he was live streams are being on you wound my life
for the second time either you actually attempted to
check no listen buddy run it up life about to be different for you now right
Run it the fuck up, but be smart with your money you don't want to ever have to go back to that woman house
You feel me you don't want to ever go back to the place you feel me don't run it up
You ain't got a speed door just run her show her
Show her that's gonna be the biggest motivation for you when family you feel me trying to see you downfall. Hey, man
Run it up dead ass run it up. You don't got a speed or no just run the fuck up
I know it's hard though cuz your mama
But shit
Bro all this happened on the internet she could see herself on the internet being on you trying to kiss you on your lips
And she even and with all that
You attempted to ruin my life for a second time a second time
She's blinded to it, bro. No accountability. She's blinded to it, but that sickness that's sick
By way she's got a bite
Yo, yeah
Look, I don't give a fuck how does it make me look, my momma try to bite me in my face
and she get tackled nigga, fuck me and try to bite me in my face, BITE ME!
Get a spear, I'm sorry, I ain't throwin' no hands or fists at my momma ever, but you're
getting tackled, you will get tackled trying to bite me in my fucking face, are you crazy?
I can't. I asked what you
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
can't you're not listening I need those numbers so I can get my
just all the next week we just told y'all can't even thing is who's on the
call with him something to stall stall what was he coming out
so what y'all can't even hear it I don't hear him get back to home is he gonna
He won't think I'm trippin.
You can listen later.
Your old friend's charged. I was strangled.
See what I'm talking about?
They trying to flip it on me.
I specifically said, don't come in the camera.
Did I hear or did I not?
Did I hear or did I not?
He's almost strangled.
Now they trying to do it on me.
See what I'm talking about?
Hey, my dog up now.
Fuck all that bullshit.
He up now. Keep grinding nigga.
He what he stream on twitch or kick
Watch this clip please is funny
But besides that like everybody be met cool neon. Are you fucking kidding me? Wow?
That's crazy. That's wow
Where is this where did this just happen at?
Wait, did he just sell promo on my shit
This could got 16 views and this nigga live for 28 who the fuck sent me this clip
I'm the method chat, I'm the fucking method bruh, what's been going on in the twitter
interp-in the twitter ways bruh, holy shit, holy you the method chat I ain't gonna lie,
tell me my tiktok is not con, tell me ma I seen a new trend, they show me a new trend
They go a smile with the model face. I killed that shit a lot of nature to over exaggerate with the us with the
You got to make it look natural for it to hit and actually look it looked like some shit
All right, hold on though, we got a trailer to watch of a game because we get what is this bitch
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
Can I do that?
Mayback Monday!
BITCH, THIS IS WRONG!
Build a zitline.
How are you gonna build a zitline without dying?
Take a honey pack and fuck Ron.
Diamond Jim CORE.
What?
Twerk-a-thon.
Err, what?
Batsy!
Die Ron and get him a sleeveless hoodie.
BTW, Nepal is a country.
I
Dug-Dug challenge
Build a courtry house chain together
Okay
Raystrak handcuff work a day
Why did you just hide Pepsi? Are you gonna fuck him?
No, I ain't gonna fuck him. Hide and fuck.
Okay, jump out of a plane with a car.
Jump?
Find out one of his phobias and try to cure him.
You said care his disease?
There what?
Truth or eat?
Ask hard, ask questions, and if you don't answer you have to eat a chocolate lexative.
Road tour
Wait, what'd you say truth or eat at our questions and if you don't answer you have to eat a chocolate last
So what happens when we don't want to it's like five questions
Shit.
Chad, I'm so sore.
Chad, I'm so sore.
Yo, y'all think it's funny today, bro?
I'm actually sore as fuck, though.
I'll ruck it out.
Wow, why you think, what's that, they got, ah!
My titties.
And my back.
Yo.
yo niggas struggle with ten weights what are you talking about no niggas are
burnt out at the end chill out pussy
bring back iden's counselor rage in do therapy since he said you were evil at
soon
there what wait last to go to the bathroom on five laxative pill wins 25
$5
That's a good chat. I shit six hours a day
Hotboxes you listen fucklies, huh?
Hot book but box busy yours and fuck late do they still do heroin?
There was just joined
Genuinely asking what the fuck does adding a shopping cart do for jumping out of a plane
I don't know I feel that before because who's done that I
Really think about that. Yo, look how my glasses is bro. I should kind of tweak that like my shit kind of bent
That's bad how I face that like
That's like twisted. I'm like I should always fall up my face like on my nose like this
They always falls all like this the way my nose is shaped
Join the comedy club
Yo, Jack, can I do comedy night on here? I want to do comedy night with y'all.
That is true. No fault. Yeah. So we don't hurt. I got bad knees.
We got to put pillows in the shopping cart. So I'm laying.
First two late jerseys.
we do a try not to laugh media share again that was so fun you said you're
gonna see the good looking we're trying to try to laugh me this but I will laugh
bro I will laugh bro street interview randoms do improv with Ron
Yo chill, that'd be so cringe.
Lumberjack stream part 2.
Pensive face emoji.
Pensive face emoji.
Or stream sniped Alphine Wu since he in Miami and make him get sturdy.
Brogiver's Creed.
Wait, Suki goes back tomorrow?
Are we gonna be on the same flight?
When did he go back?
Fuckin' shit, fuck!
When do you go back to LA, sweetheart?
That's my sweetheart, champ.
And what?
Have you seen the LaPiece video from Calliette?
The what?
The what video?
LaPiece?
No, he, he went, what?
I didn't know what LaPiece was, so I clicked on his fucking scene today, and he was just
like a monk.
And then, Colin Kelly was like,
you ever see the TikToks?
You gotta fuckin' use TikToks.
So I went on the TikToks,
and I seen this nigga does a whole LaPiece,
cause when he's like,
oh I saw a diamond,
he was like, LaPiece.
So I get it now,
I get fuckin' trained before I was,
I wasn't tapin' in, but I'm tapin' in now.
I fuckin' tapin' in, whoa.
You been at five TikToks this week?
Hold on, let's see it.
It kinda snapped.
It kinda snapped on TikTok this week,
it kinda went crazy.
I have a lot more they haven't been posted yet though smile without your I have a lot more to toss on the way
They just haven't been posted. I'll record without your five in one day
Lot more on the way stay tuned
Smile with
Rage hypothetically if you lost your girl and got your meat leaked on soft would you leak it on hard to assert dominance?
What 29 year old couldn't do a single push-up and her's a free cast needs to chill at the gym
okay
This nigga made me do almost
700 reps with it 45 minutes no breasts. I couldn't do a push-up no more room first to not loses would be fine
Okay
What I
I
Need to I need to the vinyl pill with a dad wait
Look at look look how calm this one was your eyes
Raise your eyebrows smile without your eyes
Raise your eyebrows stop smiling. That's your model face
Smile it's like
Kind of calm
So this one I did the other one wrong, but ended up doing pretty well
So they're like you just leave it doing pretty well
This one was wrong. I was supposed to get my highest score. I don't want to show this. I'll do this
I was I was gonna tell it
And by that time I realized how to draft the video to private the shit where he had a hundred K views
Because we're trying to draft it back to private, but tiktok shit be weird, bro
And I was using tiktok on the on the on the desktop browser on my on my phone. It's actually get the app
We got some copies we got some copies
Crazy
Let me show me this one. I'm gonna go out of tip-tops. I
Mean no auto tip-tops. So country. What's country whatever?
What's the country we gotta get we gotta y'all gotta show me more sounds or shit, well
Y'all just want me on sounds
But this is
Smile without your eyes out right there. Yeah, yeah, I do you don't listen. Okay. Jetta. I promise y'all doomed. Send me more
Send me more
Lee, this is not something you post to fucking copy, retarded.
This is supposed to copy what I do, like the sexy nigga shit, not me sitting on fucking
toilet naked.
The hell are you doing?
Oh my god.
Have y'all been seeing those AI videos on Twitter?
Like the corn, like the corn gave birth to a black corn.
Like yo, how the fuck is the corn?
I was my son a black corn when I'm a corn and it found out the corn got fucked in the
gym by like an olive or by an avocado and then they found out fuck and now they got
to kill the corn or something like that or tum tum or tum tum oh my god does the video
tum tum I gotta show you I gotta show y'all niggas this shit this shit get crazy this
should be boom I said what the fuck oh the hell going on on my timeline and then
I see Charles are taking ass butt cheeks yo yo look at this tongue tongue nigga
tongue tongue on crazy copy link us right here us pasted look brah look
I'm telling y'all niggas, bro
Bro, that's just how I'm fucking pickle bro
Or so that's a pickle right what that is olive
Ranch what is this?
I think it's where he put the ladder out of though like where all this mix all the
mats come out.
Like how you got all these mats?
He doing it.
Fuck it.
He building shelves on the side of the pickle.
I
Didn't even wake up
Chatted nigga woke up
Inside you know you can't do nothing
I forgot how to plot ends
It's hard to be, but that's all right.
Why did the people start doing that dance? What the answer is there? What is there?
What
What was the point of that fucking video bitch
He was inside the niggard and the people start dancing put a vacuum on his fucking bussing something up
Why did he start doing it there? Well?
Gary, Indiana has been without power for 14 days because the most mentally bereft
Some human Neanderthal wanted to make this a nomination and nobody is doing anything about it. This world is cooked
Holy shit, you're actually old as hell
No way you actively go out your way to watch these now unctats why your knees still creak and you're busted as shoulders
Don't let you do past ten push-ups despite getting surgery on them, too
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. These get crazy though
That's not that's not even a crazy one this is beginning crazy with the storylines. Whoa
We'll show y'all niggas
Look at this shit if they find out I'm actually yellow everything will be destroyed excuse me miss my wife
Just had our baby. What room is she in your wife's name? Her name is lemon Ella. She is in room number six seven room six seven
Thank you miss. I have to get there before she wakes up if she sees the children before me my truth will come out. Oh
Oh my god what I was afraid of happened a black baby a yellow baby thank god
She is not conscious yet. The truth will not come out keep your mouth shut if she finds out this secret
It will be the last day of my life. Just sleep. Keep resting until I can fix this
I will do whatever I can to hide this secret. I cannot let this secret get out
Hold on sweetheart, let me fix your backpack. Dad told me I look exactly like him
But sometimes I feel like a part of me got lost come to the hospital immediately
It's about your delivery day my delivery day. She won't find out. She won't find out
The bitch snitch footage what exactly are you showing me your husband wasn't who he pretended to be no
No, this can't be true. If my husband was yellow this whole time
What else happened in that delivery room?
Tell me the truth right now, please ma'am. He said if I didn't keep my mouth shut be the last day of my life
You didn't just just have one baby that day. You had twins a black baby and a yellow one
He took the yellow on a way to hide his true identity. He stole my own child from me just to hide his skin color
Where did he take him? I swear? I don't know but that night
I thought him filling out his folder papers for the Greenwood orphanage
Your home late. Where did you go?
Why is he tight she didn't want that far not that you hit it her yellow jit, bro
She had twins card. He ain't tell her this whole time. She just not finding out. He's even black
I I just went for a drive. I needed some air. Is our son asleep fast asleep?
You seem tense tonight my love your hands are shaking. Are you sure you aren't hiding something for me?
No everything is perfect. I'm just tired
Monthly payments to the green. I didn't watch this for I didn't watch this for you threw our own blood away
Just to protect your sick life. What a fucking hands turn surreal nigga hands
You took half of my heart, but I am coming to get you
I need to part one I need to part two on that cuz I
Need to part two on that shit. That's your cinema
That shit that shit that shit that shit cinema
What you did happen you think you think you think they found a shit you think anybody died
How can I motherfucking ended?
You lucky I've got a copies one in her
Come on. Don't let me find it. Come come. Well the one with his fucking his bitch
He was fucking a bitch you be making fun of Jane mommy for using Facebook
But this is the shit that be going viral on Facebook
50 year olds be watching this and eat it the fuck up. You just as bad. Yo blame her bruh
Blank I didn't watch that shit until I well till she show me her Facebook feed bruh
I ain't watch that shit, now this shit all over my shit, sometimes.
It what?
Bro, any update on GTARP gang?
I heard streets need it.
Listen.
Listen.
GTRP?
We need to still think of a copy character, bro.
We need to do that shit.
Yo, all those le- Have you seen those leaks?
Have you seen those leaks?
For GTA?
Wait, what? A cheating husband finally got caught?
Maid is stealing things from the house. My diamond necklace hasn't been found yet, and
she even has the keys to the house. Get the locks changed immediately.
Why does your coat smell like ladies perfume? Are you cheating on me? I have to figure
it out.
I'm calling to let you know I have a meeting. I'll be a little late getting home today.
That's what you always say. You're always late.
Hello, Mr. Mellon. I wanted to ask when the meeting ends today for avocado so I can prepare dinner on time.
Mrs. Picholana, I think there's been a misunderstanding. There was no meeting in the office today.
He hasn't even come into the office today. He took leave saying that today was your anniversary.
I've only suspected before, but now I'm completely convinced that you're cheating on me.
Now I have to see with my own eyes what dirty game you are playing.
Hey, Picholna! Why are you wearing this hat and glasses? You look like a spy!
Come with me, I'll tell you everything.
If he's really cheating on me, he will regret-
It's not no time!
You're being a bit too suspicious.
Then why did he lie to me?
Look, his phone's live location is showing-
It's never ending like that!
I gotta see you with a poor part of nigga, stupid bitch!
That's why I don't watch these shit.
He's just retarded.
Niggas wanna leave you on a cliffhanger, gang.
I wanna see what happens, nigga.
Fuck.
Niggas got no ending to their fucking movies!
How you don't write an ending to the movie?
Yeah, what?
If you were an animated fruit, what fruit would you be?
A presser?
A presser or...
Presently tough.
Just as an animated character.
Uh, Apple?
Yeah, what?
Omar you got a yellow lemon do rag in your light skin. Wow are you?
Actually yellow skin too a whole time you've been lying to Eag and the world you yellow bastard lying about being black show us your real color your lemon head
Don't get me started, bro. I'll go through these rabbit holes, bro
I'll find some calm. I see someone that with the bitch was seeing
Nigga find out slaughter the whole family
Even kids, they get crazy, bro. I tell you
To the kids
What is it
Congratulations, cut. You have one cruel. What do you call him?
Congratulations, cut. You have he asked what fruit and you proceed to say pretzel
Oh, how simple the world must look through your eyes
Yo, I'm so sorry, gay.
Why can't I do the cut?
FLUTTER!
Congratulations, cut. You have one cruel baby cut. His last may be-
Why did he call it a cut?
Why did he call it a cut, bro?
Congratulations, cut. You have one cruel baby cut. His last may be-
His laugh may be very...
Gary Indiana has no power because they were shooting at the workers trying to get the
lights back on.
We know AI isn't good but not everything is because of AI.
Don't even live there coming up with rumors.
LeMau whoever made that donno is a retard.
Oh shit.
Oh, I'm leaving.
Weird but...
Congratulations cut.
You have one cruel baby cut.
His laugh may be very weird but it's something you'll have to deal with.
Why?
What's wrong with his laugh cut?
Sometimes I wonder why you are so retarded.
Yep, thank you.
Very weird, but it's something you'll have to deal with.
Why? What's wrong with his laugh cut?
And then he put on Yara Yara Funk cut.
Why? What's wrong with his laugh cut?
And then he put on Yara Yara Funka
Hell no, cut little cut
Yo, get me out of this no do not involve you. Hold on take me out of these game
Yo, Mirzy whoever's pending. How the fuck did you have this on standby? Pitch a nickel?
And you ain't never showed me this
You have me as a feature and they don't even know it's my life. They think it's the quebel cops
Ah hell naw cuh, lil cuh tweakin cuh, he's gettin' out a hand cuh.
Tell me about it cuh, I ain't slept for a week now, lil cuh tweakin cuh.
What the heck he laughing at this time cuh, I gotta go see, I'll be back cuh.
What the hell's so funny, Cuck?
Ah, hell nah. This guy gotta go, Cuck.
Yeah, Cuck. His laugh driving me insane, Cuck.
Bye! Thanks, Cuck! Appreciate it!
Congratulations, Cuff. You have one crueble baby Cuff. His laugh may be very weird, but it's something you'll have to deal with, Cuff.
Why? What's wrong with his laugh, Cuff?
And then he put on ya-
I thought you were smiling, well show me some shit with a little chin and a bitch kill him
with some crazy drama shit, you show me some fucking...
Show me this shit.
I rage call you born this century or the last one, let's stop this segment.
Wait, this is a part two?
GG bro GG bro ah hell nah this guy got a go cut don't worry little cut you'll be
safe here cut
it's gonna be a long summer cuck what's up cuckoos my name is quibble cuck and
and today I'm gonna show y'all my laugh cut
that was this chi-i-e fry and me cup
shut your bitch ass up they just caused another quubble cuh bruh
Greg'd by AI
and post cuh
yo cuh check this out our son we gave away is blowing up cuh
uh hell no cuh that cuh was off it
Come on, cuh! We gotta find him, cuh! He's our key to get rich, cuh!
Yo, cuh! Who are you guys? I'm your dad, cuh!
Come in, cuh! Have a seat, cuh!
I'm gonna teach you how to laugh like me, cuh!
Ah, hell not, cuh!
And what?
Krablik who really Greg'd the fuck out of your little laugh cup?
This is one of the worst videos I've ever seen in my god damn forsaken life.
And just as- Watch this trust.
just as this video ruined my mood Jenny Poo Bear sweeps from the shadows with
the big bungy one she was juicy 50 get dead
I'm gonna get a 50 on sweet belly for Jenny Poo Poo
Put your duggies in Jeff for Jenny. You know Jenny thank you darling
Yeah, you really helping a broke nigga out of there?
I'd say you have inefficient streams because you wanna doam-scroll this bullshit and you stream for some bug a sass five hours.
I'm stuck, I can't move! Please help me!
Is someone stuck in there? This has to be my moment.
I'm stuck, I can't-
What the f-
Can't move! Please help me!
Is someone stuck in there? This has to be my moment.
I've seen this exact situation before somewhere.
Just get me out, please!
Something is definitely happening in there.
I knew it.
What?!
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What the fuck?
The hell did I just hear?
He just fucking started clappin' that shit!
Bro, I've never, bro, I've never copied, pasted an AI chat from, a tits off from a chatter again and again.
I've seen this exact situation.
They said, watch this trust!
...befation before somewhere.
Just get me out, please!
just get me out please something is definitely happening in there I knew it
no no no no what am I gonna tell him she's going to love this wrap it the
best box you have surprise iPhone 17 Pro just for you you didn't have to do
this I'm pregnant are you serious we're having a baby it's time it's happening
I got you. Let's go. Come on
Are you okay? I'm okay. It's done. Let me see. Let me see our baby. That's not my baby
Tell me I'm wrong please it was the plumber
You let me buy you that iPhone knowing this
Yes. Goodbye.
I'm stuck! I can't move!
He puts an awful hole right there. He puts a shooter in the head.
That's not all the good AI TikToks.
They like slaughter everybody.
Wait, hold on.
Sylphie just called me.
Um, hello?
I'm sorry, can you hear me?
Huh?
I think someone took his phone.
He whip people on shit.
Someone took his phone.
Call back?
Nah, I think someone got his phone, bro.
I
Face on see who they won't answer face on they put
So much this was since what you
You call me I call back
Look at my text
Texting me look at your Gigi bro. Look at your phone. Tell me if you got a text
Look
Look right now
So what's above that what do you see above that
I
Said I said who got your phone oh god someone had your phone who's next to you
He says what bro
No, I think that dad I think says what I caught you two times and then two times and you call me one time
And you didn't get the text I sent you
Lays though he's in Miami, bro. There was a place
Get your shit checked that ass cuz I think I think you should just got some swap
Like, like two weeks ago.
And don't play with that shit.
Now, let me call, let me call, just a minute, let me call, just a minute.
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright.
Oh, like, what the fuck, nigga?
And at first, I thought I was laced.
That nigga's in Miami, nigga.
Mortal Shell 2 official release date, Trella.
Tell me.
What do your kids do with their dad?
I thought my shoe was too...
Oh God!
On everything I love!
Hello, this is...
Hey man, I'm sorry.
I'm here to collect the dude I was doing...
The doing, doing, doing.
Yes.
Hello?
How's it going?
This is Mr. Joshua, right?
It's here in the counter.
Josh what it's here and the contacts that you are just
Who's this?
This is a mr. Baljeet of the nine swords here. I'm just calling it. I never been I don't know what nine swords is
What's nine stores? It's a simple game problem. I
Never heard that one you got a wrong number. No, this is the right
What do I say I don't know what to do
Right he pranking me. I'm calling that I'll face him
show the room show your closet get up and put the camera in your closet yeah that's
Miami, right
For one guy some nigga named Baji call me
Bro, you're here to your children you're telling me
You're telling me
He says he said Nick says he was about to eat and he worked with the nine plane strict
I never been no strict with our nine planes
And it was your phone
You fuck yo, I'm gonna go straight. I'm gonna go to it
I'm gonna go straight
Put up put on some
Man, who the fuck is indian nigga your fucking I can see your caption. Who's this nigga right here? Oh
Whatever, Mexican nigga, who's this who's this?
This this who's that?
Your boy will is that the nigga in the caption
No, he was in yo he was in yo like he he's in it. I search this fucking scream up. It is I to see yo shit
Yo shit is up
Maybe in the thumbnail yard sitting together in the thumbnail idiot
I don't know what I'm like.
I don't know what I'm like.
What do you-
Wait!
I know this nigga!
I know this nigga!
He gave birth!
He gave birth!
He gave birth to my class!
He gave birth to my class!
He gave birth to my class!
He gave birth to my class!
Oh my God!
Yes!
They go!
YES NIGGLE! HE GATE BIRTH OF MY FUCKING CLASS!
YOU'RE PRANKING ME, NIGGLE!
YOU'RE PRANKING ME!
Yo, yo, fuck outta here.
You're pranking me, nigga.
He only gave birth to my class in his morning, like a bitch.
I remember, I got a clip, somebody sent a clip of him giving birth to my class.
He said, oh my god!
Somebody clip!
Whoa, what is this nigga standing on? Is this all going up his butt? Wait, how's he doing that?
Three two one, just say three two one, go. Oh my god, it's coming, go.
That
Maybe to make policy shit and he can do a girl whistler. I can hear you can tell one nigga times it with his voice
You can
Oh my god
That's that nigga saying that shit. Oh my god, it's my sweet baby that this this nigga saying that shit, bro
He got that ability in his voice. He can make it sound like a girl. Yeah, that's like a ton
Oh my god, it's all over my nose, I'm wallowing.
I can't grip it. It's too big for me to grip.
No, I won't leave you.
Yo, listen, my...
Yo, I'm... I'll be at home.
It's way too big for me to grip right now.
I can't...
Oh my god, it's so...
No!
No!
No!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, no, no, no.
Jerry's chubbed, too.
I know that nigga chubbed, though.
He got chubbed.
It's cool. He got chubbed.
He had a little semi, bruh.
He had a little sum-sum.
Get a little syntax. No cap.
New project, eh?
Tell me...
What do your kids do with their dad?
Drifting through a lost wheel,
escape from the cost of the pain.
So many days.
Oh my god, it's coming!
I've never seen this!
What type of game is this?
Is this like a soul game?
Holy fuck.
Yo, why the bitches in this bitch got blood?
Why they got blood?
Why is this the most replayed?
Y'all need some freaks, gang.
I'm noticing the women enemies got fatties in that shit.
Yo, Boxy.
Yo, yo.
Boxy.
I I have a new phone respect for you, bro
Cuz like you you a little retarded which is cool
But you still stick to it like in the in the Pokemon server in the in the cobble verse you wasn't doing that shit
You do nothing but a thing but she was on that bitch and your own little world is working
your own little box
It's too to see
So like any time I do like server base shit, I feel like
Be a good addition
Do I'm saying what's the next server like game I should do we should oh wait hold on let's finish the trailer
Whoa, I'll but see I was man on tangent. I just caught myself. I'm getting better
I see there's a pin, I'm gonna read the pin after this real quick.
Mods Corbin
Give it big give it big no
Yo this fat ass build
Look at that chunky round ass build
God damn
Yo, this was kinda crazy.
Why does this look like...
What the...
Yo, why are you excited?
Is this game good?
Why nobody talk about this shit?
I'mma stop eating and I'mma hold my breath.
I'mma stop eating and I'mma hold my breath.
I'm gonna stop eating and I'm gonna hold my breath like I told you you did this
Flaco
Flaco stop he died Flaco
Oh
Lucky you want to go to LA go to LA this week. I'm gonna be out there, bro. I want to see you IRL, bro
I don't see you bro, but I can't see if you did
You did this I
Can't see if you did Flaco, so please come back to us, bro
Please bro. Yeah, I want to do comedy now you!
Cutty mail?
What the fuck, Cutty? Cutty, what the fuck?
Why you look like an auntie?
What is going on?
What's your name?
Because...
So first I need to talk to you about...
I
Moving people out the way
Instead of being like people taking it serious like I just want to spread love
But like I'm cool so I'm not cool
People don't see that one and I just need some advice on life. How can I do much?
The person I work for I can actually
make sure he say the people say without people being scared.
And you know, it's crazy too.
I know he just woke up and was like, I want to do this shit, bro.
I feel like streaming just got to get back to that back to the essence, bro.
When I booted up on live on YouTube the other day, I'll just
meditate in the backyard for note.
That was just a random.
I just wanted to do that shit for no.
I just, I just, I just like, yo, I'm gonna do that shit just to do again.
You're gonna have to get back to the essence room.
This is some random dumb shit.
How does that make you feel?
It's just like I have to do it.
I'm dressed in all black, but as big as I am,
I ain't even seen anything that's gonna be scary.
So, sometimes in life,
the cover of our books are a bit scary.
The chapters in our destination is a bit frightening.
from the outside looking in, people may perceive you differently.
Life is all about perspective and POV.
It's not about what's on the outside.
It's about what's on the inside.
And there's one thing that you need to include on the inside.
What do you think that is?
Not necessarily, think again, not love.
What word is it, Shaq?
What else?
Peace.
Compassion?
My compassion, it's, you need to find lapis.
Lapis.
In your heart.
Lapis in the world.
Lapis.
Lapis.
That's a lot of peace, that's a lot of peace, that's a lot of peace, that's a lot of peace.
And once you get lot of peace, you will not have everything else.
True humbly.
So, go ahead, take the lot of peace, and take your big black ass out in the world.
It's a lot of peace.
A lot of peace.
Look at my neck.
La-Beeze!
La-Beeze!
Wait, Shadowtron's?
Chat.
Can you talk amongst each other for like 60 seconds?
Actually fuck that!
Chad, I want to go on comedy night.
I don't play comedy, I want to play comedy night.
And I want to try not to laugh later.
I just want to have a good time.
I just want to laugh tonight.
All right, I don't got to tell no jokes
on comedy night, right?
Just y'all niggas?
Roblox, we do Roblox too.
This is shit, I wanted to do in Roblox.
I wanted to do this singing shit
and this is debate shit, shit.
Shit kind of funny.
Just us?
Say that.
You do it.
I'm trying to see if YG's funny nigga.
I'm trying to see if YG's funny nigga.
The song Wars wasn't Roblox, what?
How do you play this shit?
Should I put it private or not private?
I'm going to make a small hole in the bottom of the box.
Do not jump the link get discord niggas. Okay. How do I get the link?
How I walk around
Where my character
How I talk in the mic yo, yo
Boo you stink
Haha, wait, what is this? I
Get a bar act I can drink wait I could drink some shit
How are you more coins I
Try to get caught what this is right here
Yo, I can type up my shit. I don't okay. I'm learning again chat you
Oh
We put we could we could vote that shit the lines on the side
Invite friends
Oh
Shit you didn't turn on audience voting. Is that what I'm supposed to do?
I'm supposed to turn on audience voting
All right, we're making new one leave room
All right, let's create a room chat private invite only or no
Audience voting
They do it how getting this but who does a last name? Oh, that's me
Oh shit, yo, you hear me?
Yo, yo you're fucking shops
Are you okay to look like that you got you got no hair
Why say fuck oh joint
I'm so angry!
I'm so nervous.
I got to make volume up.
This is not the time. This is not the time for the flock of flock of flock. Oh
Yeah, let me laugh Owen
Um, by organizing it.
What do you mean, what do you mean you plan it?
what do you call it what the fuck was that
You get a one out of me, you know, and you're the fucking one out of me hey you motherfucker
I was laughing get on stage
Hey, do you think I can invite more niggas I was like an invite and put the invite in
chat
How do I do that?
How do I go on stage?
How do I go on stage?
Get on stage?
Why'd you learn if I didn't get on stage?
Um...
Kay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Uh, what did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Um... Ouch.
Now he said damn!
I
Hey, Dumbo
Hello
Why you look like that? Yeah, we hear you motherfucker the mic is on may you may you like I know drip let me bitch
All right, anyways, I don't really have a joke. I just wanted to say that one time
I was gonna ask that's gonna go but I keep my pants that she don't want to fuck me anymore
What do you mean to how you giving that a number to me you pager pants
This is an honest story you want to fucking make fun of me are you fucking kidding me got the fucking stage
I
Don't go up. I'm trying to get new content
I want the link I wanted to drop I don't think I can just drop a link bro
Would they have to draw me to start how do these things find me? No, it's a public rage rage
It's a public one people just have to download the game. Oh
Oh
They search why are G? Oh
Drop it you have to download the game and it just starts to serve a YG that's how that's how you do that shit
Hello new person
game and then it's a Y or D karaoke night
why the mother fucker leave chat Sabio you're not talking in game how do we how
he talk I'm not talking a game it's the fuck I am you bum on baby make me laugh
what do you call a bear with no teeth
What do you call it bro?
I just gave you a beer my boy drink up
Drink up baby
When I wanna ask hello, hello
Why baby?
Don't hurt me
Um
You already said you wanna say to us?
No way, so
We should of off now
You off
Shut the fuck up
Hey, be nice, be nice
Um
Why baby?
Um, what
What are you saying?
bro how how fucking old are you
yo get out the fucking game you're too young
yo get out the state okay I leave now what the what the
this is a tweaker oh this ugly fuck is back on stage gg
Yo
Green hair buddy, you gonna be on stage talk
To what?
Two muffins were sitting in the oven and then what?
One turn to the other and said wow it's pretty hot in here the other one shot it wow talking
I
Lost boyos
Boo
Boo
Don't fucking tomato this ugly ass crumb
I
Fuck oh, hey, baby
Yes
I
Okay
Just a little made it wasn't the worst thing we heard tonight
Okay
Rage did no wasn't me. No, I promise King it wasn't me
next next next next
So
We'll start it
Hey, we try here that shit, bro get the fuck out the stage, bro. Tell us some water
Why you look so mad for when max your black one maxing us a song that was
motivated oh my yo that was motivated what I got I'm gonna jump this nigga
hey get on that nigga you can't let him talk to you like that you call you
platform after you black nigga if you don't talk you if you don't get back at
his ass you you just you just raccooning get on my ass twin get all up on it
How about you go up there and say unsafe joke to this is my comedy night?
You supposed to be making me laugh motherfucking fuck get you out of here. Who just said that?
I'm trying to I'm trying to get a vibe trying to get drunk a little bit. You got this ugly ass black nigga on the set
Yo talk! Are you going to talk? They're going to stage!
Talk!
Let's get, let's get negative.
Don't yell at him!
There's a deer. No, don't yell at him!
Say some shit!
Hi baby, why baby?
You're not a demon, you're a demon.
Are you all alright?
Yep, you're back.
You are all alright.
Oh hell no!
Oh
Yeah, I'm about to start cleaning out his room wait, that's not a best
Fucking foreign
Shut up
What was the name? What was the name? What was his name? What was his name?
What was his name?
I can't see him. I think he's on the left of the other side.
Who was it?
That was foul.
I was reviewed. I was reviewed.
She sounds unexplored though.
Who was it?
Who was it?
This one?
What?
Fuck is ugly
Yeah, we're cleaning the room making another room. I'm playing the room
Oh my god, why'd he say that who's he's a glass motherfucker's
Hey piggy oh
Oh my god, how y'all what yo yo yo lapis lapis
Yo, I'm so ready for this man. I'm so ready. Yo
Yo, I've had such a good stream experience. Yeah, yeah, yo
Yo, I got a joke, I'm gonna say a joke, we waiting for it.
Wait, I look you, search up some fun jokes.
Yo, yo, shut up.
Yo, oh my god, you have so much RL.
Yo, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Yo, you're big as hell.
So, how's the weather?
You know, it's my first time doing stand up, you know.
So look right one time I was doing the dishes right my mom
My mom was my mom, right? She told me do the dishes. I was like now I
Was like I do those dishes because because there was mad dishes in there. I
Was like you doing
She beat the fuck out of me
I was like sure the fuck big ammo. I was like
So I'm doing it fuck New York negative whoa
Wait, wait, wait, Mr. Pig I got a lot you might have been the funniest nigga here so far
Yeah, I got a lot I'm giving that I'll give you a rate right now. Let's give him a number. Let's give him a number
That's my number Mike
All right, I get out the fucking stage nigga for your mama beat your ass again never get out the stage
I don't know man
I don't know
Let's give that one a rate. We got to rate that one
We got to rate that one. Let's go three two one rate that shit
I read it at three because so many fingers on my ass
I
Hey, it's me. Oh fuck this guy again
Guys I took my shirt off my name is real hard to put on the patches and I can go
My joke
Yes
I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What the fuck?
You start fucking busing?
I was nervous.
That was my first time in the stage.
So I'll be having a nice night.
You know what I'm saying? Have a good, wonderful show for y'all.
Y'all sure hear it?
Sure.
How did the bar go against the race?
How did the bar go against the race?
He put the clippers up his ass.
And then he had he took the clip from his
He knew a shortcut. Yo, you're a fucking
Get him out of here, holy fuck Ricky. Okay. So I'm so I'm half black half Indian. And when I was younger in elementary school, they used to call me the cheese touch because of Robbie and because I was Indian. And one day they took me behind the school and beat the shit out of me and shaped me bald.
How you blacky into your hair come on orange nigga
Pulled up on a red light and I kept going in
I cut this guy over
And then I kicked this guy off and he said, um, nice blinker idiot.
And I was like, damn, I didn't even know I had one.
Like, real.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
Oh, fuck!
I used to do drugs. No, no, Derek, I used to do drugs.
What drugs? You did heroin? Like, laced?
I still do, but I used to too.
You look like Yugi
What am I like, I'm not jacking him. I'm not jacking him
We gotta get some real niggas
Where that bitch has me from New York at?
New York at a house.
Hey, you son of a bitch.
How's everyone's not going to help you?
Oh, shit.
Hold on, hold on.
One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic, one mic.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your outfit.
Your outfit.
Hey, Jackson, son of a bitch.
Try to sell it.
Stop coming up here, dude.
Jackson, bro.
Uh, this bag is back.
What?
Yo.
Whoa.
Hey, bro, we know.
Don't be, don't be feeling fine, bro.
I got about it.
I got about it.
Is that dude I got a bottle
Some of the unfunny
Yo speak up speak the fuck up
Three hours long, okay, I can't sit through it. You know, especially Odyssey. Yeah, I started getting bored after I scored on my phone
Cuz you're fucking retard
The movie was great, what do you mean fell asleep on your phone watching Odyssey
Three hours of fucking peak
It felt like an appointment. It felt like an appointment, you know?
I felt like I was starting to force to do that.
Hey man, maybe it felt like something happened in your show the other day.
So you don't like long peak movies, huh?
You like them short?
What's a good movie like for you, huh? An hour and a half?
That's that TikTok shit. Tiktok rod in your fucking brains.
Why the fuck are you judging him?
Yeah, yo, why are you talking to him like that?
They get it like, chill out, man.
Often under three hours long they can do the bomb and so like halfway to the almost
the end you know they start doing something yeah it's like these movies
after hours long it's gonna jump my shit
you know so did he come up here to fan art to tell us a fucking joke
oh
I'm a jumpy ass you come out the other side
You're the fucking standard get a kid out the fucking room yo Tom Pearl go up on stage
Hi guys. Oh
brother
Oh, can of beans yo, right eat your beans eat your beans
I like that cute little belly
yo yo yo what the fuck how's he able to do that
Where the ches at?
Yo fuck you.
Man watch your fucking mouth Zakat.
I'm kicking everybody.
I want you to watch my mouth for you.
Hey daddy you raged.
Hey daddy you raged.
Okay, this was my favorite alphabet.
In the minute.
Was my favorite in the album.
Jay! Jay!
Why Jay?
Because
Joshua my J bro, it's posting your name in Morse code
My favorite my favorite letters on
Daddy ready. Yo, I did ass. H you. Yeah, this is gone. Oh my god
Yeah, we hear you bro, we hear you
He set the scene real quick for I get to the job
Okay, two questions if you plan uno what type of game are you playing a card game?
That is bad he's bad
You want to get out of here, baby, baby, let's go. Let's go somewhere
You're a mother mother you look like you think it's bad make a band
Yeah, what was actually a good joke? What was actually a good joke?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's that in?
What are you talking about?
Where am I hugging?
Kill yourself.
Yo, stop saying that, yo.
Yo.
That's really good advice.
What?
What
You got it bro. Yo, yo, here you are bro. Come on dude. Okay. What
The dark one the the Darth one
I hate you, bro, like, what the hell is that?
Yo, yo, yo, H-Bruh, is that you, H-Bruh?
uh
y'all was good negeri
yeah we hear you we hear you
how do you lick him egg roll
you rolled the egg
egg wash
go out
no you push it
egg wash
I'll be here I'll be here please i'll be here
ahhhh
I'm wallet
Remember those walls I built
Well, baby, they're tough as a down
And they even put up a fire
They didn't even make it sound
Down the way they let you in but I never really had a doubt
I
You so cute I love you
Like that big nose of yours
Why you saying it was pretty good you're pretty good, but he thinks gay for you
They broke out the fucking say they put a fucking buzz
I'll get off the stage, I'll get off the stage.
This angry ass nigga's bad.
Yo Rage is a pink.
Hey Rage, we finna get pay, right?
Hello?
Mitchie?
Yo Rage, my girl's a booger with me, bro.
Like I was so devastated game
And it was
Yo
I'm back yo yo rage you got room for one more
oh shit everybody else I'm making a oh no
She fucked her brother.
What?
You not know that game?
Hello, Mushy Oreos.
Mushy Oreos.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Which dark mall, the Dark Bader?
Wait, hold on.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me restart.
Let me restart.
Let me restart.
Which, stop X, don't, don't.
Stop X.
Stop X.
Stop X.
Stop X.
Don't don't don't play
What is all these feets
Sausage Sausage
Yo, I know
Oh
Wait, why you say that you don't go on say so fucking Joe niggas
Bro, why's your big doofy ass back in here?
Yo, yo, big dick, I'm making a new lobby, I'm making a new lobby, bro, I'm making a
new lobby, I'm making a new lobby, a lot of mercy, how the fuck do you, who said the
the funniest joke so far bro all the same niggas is joining bro the car one
Yeah, I got a lot of car. The car was probably better
Why is this nigga coming here just a farce?
Keep him cuz he's shitting on niggas
Please bad niggas he gassy. Oh wait, I got food
Shut up, wait hold on. Mark made a homemade pizza.
Shut up.
Give me some pizza.
We're extra seasoners on that bitch.
Fat ass, put the pizza down. Put the pizza down, fat ass.
I just close the lobby you just don't get you just want to call me fat cuz I want to eat my pizza
I need my lunch I can't eat lunch you look amazing
I know you don't love me
Just try me, just don't get real ugly
If you wanna leave, I'll let you see
You already fucked me
I don't touch that ass, oh
Money over, everything you get
It's gone, probably been from my cash form
Every time I post on Instagram
I might make a man at home
Every time I pop back into the wall
When I know that I'm home
Home
Yo chill bro
bro chill bro I like you my pizza you watch some fucking tunes nigga yeah
we're gonna roblox after this you want to go straight to mother or should we
try not to laugh with the what okay check if you do try not to laugh I'm like
2x the pot so whatever the pot is 2x
Roblox
They're Beth and
Does he date around yes
So if you were to ask your mom if you date around what would she say if you ask your mom mom do I get holes?
like the girl be taking around what would she say no
yo what did my mom say I'm supposed to tell the truth what are you hoping she's
like I'm hoping that she is similar to me and that she puts him yeah for herself
As long he's yeah, you're a whore
Define whore I
Think that's a whore you gotta be give me a dick out you're dropping off cock on these holes
I'll be doing that so I'm not I can't be a whore. So what is that definition of whore?
It's my only son, so that's what I want from my son.
What type of girl are you going to bring home to your mom and dad?
Hey babes.
Hi.
Hi.
You guys are all beautiful.
Oh.
My mom's hot, right?
Look at the fuck.
What?
I
Don't ever understand how niggas be having this relationship with a mods. Well, you just call your mama hot
My mom's hot right
Instantly look at these women who are you hoping it's not whoa
Whoa, that's crazy
All right, who are you hoping it's not chat?
Before you
That's that's I'm gonna be a hundred I know my answer
You right
Get out of four and six one two one two three four
Five you hope it's not six. There's a person right here be on
I'm worried about her.
She's worried about her?
Why? Why?
I don't know. I feel like she's a little maybe older than my son.
And I don't know.
Who worries you the most?
This one, this one over here. The blonde one.
That one who worries me.
Who are you like, just based on looks, you're like, ah, it might be you.
This one? Yeah, she's pretty.
All of them are pretty, but she's pretty.
I don't know maybe the one on the end something about her. She looks like
That was dumb. She's like little and she just looks like she would look nice next to my son
It's a beautiful you are too. Thank you. Do you have any interesting talents I've got oh
Oh
You rat
What do you think is the subject matter of her rap chat probably sound like you
She could have made free run come on man, she couldn't make three holes come on man
Let's talk about it. Thank you. Do you have any interesting talents? I've got
Oh, um, my song is called G-S**T. Okay.
What? Can we look this up?
Can we look this up? G-S**T?
G-S**T rap.
Song.
White girl.
Can we look this up?
What's her name, what's she say her name was chef?
Her name is Cassidy.
Gee shit, Cassidy.
Not Cassidy the rapper that we know, right?
It wasn't from my mom and dad
Make America gay again
Make America gay as fuck
What the fuck did I just stumble upon, motherfucker?
Cause I'm just trying to meet some dudes and getting my penis up
And if I could get pregnant I'd have abortions like every day
Cause if I had a pussy it'd be so easy to get laid
Cause it's a whole lotta gang shit
And there's money in a goddamn thing
I got some trap homies we gang with
First they pull the strap out and they aim it
Cause it's a whole lotta gang shit
And there's money in a goddamn thing
I got some trap homies we gang with
First they pull the strap out and they aim it
Why don't Catholic priests just go out and fuck girl
You know it's crazy, y'all, if you can't take it, then put it in my lover, you been
shown love when you get to streets.
But my guitar teacher was Catholic, when I was playing the guitar in the church, I was
a Catholic church.
And when I was a pedophile, that touched that little boy and got arrested, my guitar sensei
He is a fucking pedophile bro
The best thing about school shooting is that now I'm gotta pay for your dumb kids' food.
Alright, alright, alright, what the fuck is happening?
The fuck is going on?
I've been working a long time now.
I've been working for free.
But nobody around this town, you...
...give a damn about me.
I've been slaving away all my life.
To the whip in the chain.
And lately I can't help but feel like I'm going insane, give a nigga a break.
What the fuck?
Yo, why, why I can feel the pain in his dick?
I can feel the pain in his dick.
I can feel it.
Like, what the, I wasn't expecting that, bruh.
Can y'all feel the pain in his dick?
Listen to the pain in his voice,
but like, god damn, bro, why he written that shit like that?
Give a damn about me.
I've been slaving away all my life.
Through the whip and the chain.
And lately I can't help but feel it.
Like I'm going insane.
Give a nigga a break
Give a nigga a break
How much more can I take?
Give a nigga a break
Give a nigga a break
Give a nigga a break
But if this is Bonnie, she'd be in a lawn door, right?
Yo chill, I'm joking, I'm vibing, I'm joking bro
I'm joking. It's a fucking joke, motherfucker.
God damn it!
Why did you just rip that shit off?
Do I have no other some shit? What? Was this like a...
8 M's?
As a n***a who needs a break I support him.
Yo, he didn't smile even for a second he met that sh**.
Why did I not be so hot when a nigger is cold, give a nigger a break?
Give a nigger a break, I must walk that day
Give a nigger a break, give a nigger a break
Give a nigger a break, I must walk that day
Here's the thing with this nigga.
Every time I hear one of these kick niggas or twitch streamers slip up and say nigga
or say nigga, y'all don't ever sound swag when you say it.
It sounds uncomfortable as fuck.
It doesn't even sound like you say it behind closed doors.
It sounds like you're just being edgy, my nigga.
Hey, roll off this nigga tongue, just fine.
He been around the block or two.
Y'all niggas, hell no.
It's like y'all say it and it's like, oh my god, you never saw that ass.
No, they gave you corny.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Yo, this is crazy, though.
On my left for some time, I look back.
You got young, but I ain't got mine.
Why I never heard of this shit?
Do you think that I'm not doing fine?
Give a new-
Get the hell away!
Yo, chill.
Whoa, I just, yo, chill.
And I'm going to do a review on the geek bar pause and the flavor is mighty mix
What is my for you page game what is my YouTube search page money?
Why is Graham Graham's giving us a break a tutorial on a geek bar money?
Chat
Blinker check. This is a blinker checkpoint for all y'all. I
Quit smoking
It was a term my life to slow me down
So I will not be partaking in the in the blinker checkpoint, but y'all can
Y'all can
Risa
Barnes saying W. Wait Barnes. I'll don't say W. Just yet. I just came up with that
That conclusion Lily five seconds ago
I just came up with to that conclusion that wasn't a thought I had like yesterday or nothing. I just
So as of right now, I'm quit that's why he said lower case W. Okay
Then probably not how I can't smoke before shame. I'll be done
And I'm gonna do review and the geek bar pause and a flavor is mighty mix
Okay chairs
What's worse for you this or a joint Jenny
Jenny we can't continue to do it so 50 on-screen at W's
W trickery Jenny are you checking on me?
I'm a sugar baby chap and my sugar mama
My sugar mama listen, thank you Jenny dead ass carry my shit
These are worse than a joint
Technically is it only worse because you do it more because you do it on the doors
if not people smelling, let's say you take the same amount of hits in a joint and one
of these shits.
What would be worth for you if you're taking the same amount of hits?
Jays the Gulp matching Jenny with a Fitty!
You know, is your, listen here again.
Let's see.
Oh!
Keyonte!
Matching Jenny and Jase!
The gold with another 50!
With a 50!
Okay, share.
And we just, and we about to hear,
watch Grandma Ma hit the blink.
Hold on now.
Reese.
Trick or?
But, and I'm gonna review.
I don't know who was that one.
And the geek bar paused,
and the flavor is mighty mixed.
Mighty mixed.
Okay.
Cheers
Check this nice and smooth. What the fuck
That's a really good flavor does this should get you fried yo, yo, she go. That's a lot of I really like this flavor
That's a lot if I shoot that many hits out of a joint. I'm done. Oh
No, it's just nicotine. It's like a cigarette
What happens when you smoke it like don't you just get like lightheaded like you get kind of like oh shit like a buzz
and it goes away right
Basin sweet
When we see if I can taste the mint that's a lot of hits and like 10 seconds, you know
She took like eight hits of that shit in 10 seconds, bro
She chief in the fuck out of me taste the mint
Oh shit I even in the handling that she just let it in and out do you inhale cigarettes?
And I really like it
Yeah, that's your smell. So Dave flavor is black cherry
Okay chairs
It's nice and smooth she's not in here if she just takes a masher, right? Yeah, like a hooker. It's a really good flavor
Could you still get like it even if you're not inhaling it? I really like this flavor
What we see if I can taste the cherry
Yo, she's ripping that shit. Yo grandma slow down
Jenny
Yeah, I'm not y'all not out tricking my sugar mama. I ain't gonna cap
Yeah, yeah, yo, yo Jenny would another big fucking
Get me drop on our mama. I'm a cock. I'm a fucking cup your box. You drop 10 get this before
Yeah, I noticed that Jenny. That's a hundred and fifty fifty this strict
Jiggs, what did you just do?
You just did three rounds and one shot.
You just one shot and you just one shot and shit just now.
You need to do all that.
Jiggs, you need to do all that.
Swag
Jigs money man, thank for the big one. That's over 200 getting this rain
Thank you, Jiggie
Richard I definitely I'm such a trendsetter
I got a sugar satty jigs I got a sugar sat yo chill if I can taste it. Oh, that was a yo
I
To color that definitely taste the cherry I definitely taste the sherry
Now that's a bling really not that's a blink
What happens it yo she look don't got this flavor another one wait
Lemon you great. Oh great. Okay. Cheers
with that
Hold on we got a stop stream real quick you two we could cut this
But for stream I cut this
first time chatter
Ty got the band 8x
Your age can you buy me a car?
Boxy they for another time get this beautiful
Ty got the band 8x
Why did you come in my chat and the first thing you say to me is
Following says 31 seconds ago
So you didn't even follow me before
The first thing you do is follow me and ask for a fucking car
You know, it's crazy. He's probably gonna hit with ten ads right now and we'll go his whole life
Not even knowing I'm reacting to his comment. So by the time the ads are done. I'm gonna be watching the video
No one's gonna be talking about this anymore. He's gonna go to rest of his life. Not even knowing I
This my new account
Account created March 3rd 2024
To new two years new
This is my new account as he repeats himself. New account I just got emailed.
What was the name of your other account?
Who y'all think this is? Who burner y'all think this is? Who in my life burner you
think this is chat go down the list it's mine this this is some I am human ad
responses bro all right yeah you got ten nine eight seven six five four three
Two one gg game. Oh, let's look at this nigga's logs chat slash user
user. So you're telling me, okay, you typed in my chat for the first time saying, you're
rage by me a car it was your first chat in my chat your response was oh it's my
first chat because this is a new account this is a new account you then send me
your old account and it still has no fucking messages so regardless that is
What is your first fucking message in my chat?
What did you get?
Keep that in the bag bro.
Fuck what?
W Lurksy didn't even follow me.
He don't fuck you.
Yo what?
I get it.
flavor is grape lemon lemon okay cheers can we finish the video wait you're
crazy nice and slow we're on a video before this it's a really good flavor
chairs chat chair like this flavor she really likes this flavor it's nice and
sweet. It's nice and sour. Sour. I really like this flavor a lot. What may see if I
can taste the lemon? I definitely taste the lemon. What do you have to say? Let's see if I
can taste the grape. I definitely taste the grape. Which was your favorite? Thank you
for watching. Peace.
What is it yo, Azmin Gold?
What the fuck did you post a video titled Pepsi and Hot Sauce?
What is you about to do with the Pepsi?
Where is it going?
Where are you putting it?
What do you do with the hot sauce?
What are you doing today?
Azmin.
What are you doing today?
Aspen.
I don't even know what to say.
This is going to be a very good and easy video and I'll get right into it.
Thank you all for what you've been doing.
It's so wonderful.
Okay, first of all I got my glass.
Wait, you put pepies.
Wait, what's pepies?
Oh, what the fuck is pepies?
I got my Pepsi
As we are do somebody's I mean I see on Twitter you will find shit and shit so you probably
don't care but this is disgusting
Come on, bro. We gotta get you right, Gingy. Get some braces.
Tell them to get up some braces or the Vizilion. What you thinking? There's not
no more. There's grand-grands. There's grand-grands. Some Vizilion, some shit, some
some fire shit. You know what I'm saying? Braces? Veneers. No. No. No. Barth, real quick.
Switch on this and put the veneers on him and then show me the picture and pin it in the
Ehehe.
In it got my hot sauce.
Love my hot sauce.
Now what I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna put the Pepsi
in the glass.
And usual.
Psst, psst, psst.
There's a crack.
Love the crack.
Bet you do, huh?
Bet you do.
Oh
No, oh much pepsi maybe a little bit more
Yeah, yeah, you thought quarter that bitch in the corner that become a clean
Now I'm gonna put the hot sauce in love my hot sauce wait in it. Wait. Wait. Why wait? Why though?
Grand-grand's why we putting it in the in the pepsi in the Peppies
Rembrandts why are we putting it in the Peppies simple and easy but that much
see
don't we stir oh yo that was like period blood bro what the fuck you got what
What concoction you got bro?
Damn motherfucker lost some period blood, whoa?
Sucking that shit out, you been saving that bitch.
Oh, smells spicy.
Hot saucy.
Now it tastes.
Hopefully it tastes good.
I
What hey Joshi I see old pal got attention asking for a car
What would it take for you to help pay off my car loan?
I've been messing with you since don't I and their scary game videos with your week ass girl screamed
Which user is bipotris you are rich help to poor?
look you know somebody gave me up about this recently about
You know, uh, you asked for a car, you have a car loan, there's a low key method I use,
but you gotta be smart about it.
And low key you'd have to use AI, but now I'm some weirdo shit.
But you would, you would, you would, uh, take a picture of yourself, that you put in AI,
that you're gonna make an only fancy account, and you're gonna start posting fake fucking
feet pictures, and you're gonna pay for your own fucking car loan, you bum ass bitch ass
hoe ass, ugly ass, dumb ass nigga, I'm not giving you no fucking money, bitch, pussy.
Fuck you.
Oh, you're crazy Grant, that's disgusting.
Can we all agree that attack on Tagnis overrated?
Wow!
hot spicy you know somebody on your video i was watching said it tastes gross no don't
wow that's uh
Hmm
The simple
Does it again? Wow?
That was hot with wizard's I know when it whatever happens, so thank you
Joking all love Josh peace and prosperity
Thank you
Wait, we thank you. Yeah, you people tries that will try it before the five dollar tip
When the video
This video right I just recently got my license
Two years ago. I'm 43. Okay
Long enough what?
Yo yo chat, yeah, 15 likes, 200 views, look at Caleb, Caleb, whatcha doing, gang?
Get the fuck off my recommended, butter. I didn't even know you had a burner account.
You're pissing me off, man.
There what?
Bend over and spread them cheeks wide open for me so I can dive in Josh.
What the fuck are you talking about, man? Your donations are banned, yeah?
I'll be low-key taking the autos off the donation is off and put them in back on and I say shit
Y'all just always want that even tell y'all this is back on y'all come out with some dumb shit
This video right what the fuck shirt is that I just recently got my license two years ago from 43, okay
long enough
Anyways every time I've asked somebody to teach me how to drive before that nobody did
You know how I learned?
Wait people when I ask them. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we'll teach you but when I did ask them later down the road
They're like I'm too busy
So I got myself a PlayStation 4 I
Got need for speed and a couple of the racing games wait, that's how I learned how to drive
Wait wait wait wait wait.
Believe it or not.
Wait.
I'm not joking.
It was video games.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I understand, I understand.
But you got, you got like, can we get some supervision?
First, brother, you're about to fucking drink.
You're about to kick, yo.
Yo, bro, chill.
Why he just ended the video like that?
Hey, what's this?
Weeley, Yoppa!
Weeley, Yoppa!
Weeley, Yoppa!
Weeley, Yoppa!
RIP
FUCKING BITCH
And he's going to hand off to the baby arb, who we'll hand it off to, Mike Merga, and
our final leg of the race will be run by Frank Gibb.
Right now you're looking at team man getting ready.
They're tying their shoes, final stretches, their sweats are off.
They're just about to get into position.
This will be a traditional relay race, staggered start.
This guarantees that both man and beast are running exactly the same distance.
This is a 330-yard race each little person is positioned a two and a half yards apart
The handlers are bringing the beach down to the starting line right now
The dramatic difference inside among the competitors
Look at this. He's getting very excited now
He knows he's getting close to the starting line and he wants this thing to go look at him
He's starting to bark remember. This is a very large beast
What? Are they racing the camo?
They about to get burnt by that horse. That's not a horse.
Whoa, I've never seen a camo fly.
What the fuck? I've never seen a camo turn up.
Yo! Yo, I've never seen a mad camo.
man is returning and will in fact run the race Campbell seems to be a little
more under control there is an enormous amount of anxiety in that feast but not
as much obviously as team man is feeling right now and remember the beat is a
notoriously slow starter this should pick some speed man I gotta say on
this ends I'm in too deep get the lead and keep it it's a fucking time rule the
The revenge of the little people begins as soon as former olympics
I've never even seen a camel run
I just didn't even walk in the desert
Set
You have a clean start and team man is off that
Oh, shit
Okay, as predicted, we need to start from the slow
Slow as you go
Out of the gate
And Daniel Arktran
Has gone into the walk-in
If they want it
The question now is
Will the bees turn it on?
Yo, that's not a walk-in
And the bees are still alive
Oh, what the fuck?
Wait, wait, why he moving?
Why he moving?
Quick, quick, hey!
Wait, why he still moving?
Wait, wait, wait!
Why he still moving like that?
I WANT TO STOP THING!
I WANT TO STOP THING!
I REALLY KICKING IT AT THE DROP OF THE GAME
Y'ALL WANT TO BE LIKE THAT?
The gap, and there is the next baton to have...
OH, THAT TOTAL MOVE!
...is green!
He's moving!
RUN, LOWER DIGGLE!
...passing Mike Murga and is in front of him by at least four or five yards.
Us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us!
What if he didn't jump over the wires or eatin' these little niggas?
What if he didn't lift these niggas up?
Get it!
That's a bad cast!
But Frank Giv is just trying to get her boys!
Oh, there's a little niggas movin'!
And closing the gap!
He's gonna catch the camel!
And if anybody's right, we're down to the finish line!
And oh!
It is a photo finish that's way too close to call!
I thought the camel got it!
As an Olympic competition, the judges are gonna be looking for who's chance to cross the finish line first.
That was absolutely incredible
Why do we just watch midges race at camel?
Hello everyone, it's my whole face showing up. It's Lucas. I was a little bit different
I did plastic surgery on myself, I bleached my hair also.
If you guys see that or they're gonna like make me fat in the video, that's coming up
like you know, they can do a lot of things, excuse me, um excuse me.
Do you guys see my face?
What happened?
I switched out.
I put a bump hug on my ass and I did plastic surgery.
My for you page is about to get shocked
My For You page is about to be cooked.
Oh, mark me on a- Oh, ciao.
Creep by Radiohead.
Sing along.
Please like and subscribe.
Thank you.
When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eyes, you're just like an angel.
This skin lets me cry, it flows like a feather
In a beautiful world.
I wish I was special.
It's so fair to special.
But I'm a creep.
I don't care if it hurts.
I don't care if it hurts.
I want to have control.
I wish I was special, but I'm a creep, chat you are a creep, you're a weirdo, you're
Oh, you're not here.
Hell you don't hear?
I don't hear.
She's not on my list.
Oh, she's running out of talk.
She's running out.
This is two months ago
Is she happy
I
Like they should listen to us very special she needs to us
you
you
you
you
you
you
Why did the feel free to laugh in the comments if you found it funny if not
You might
Respond negatively
To any criticism and I would I tell you I love you. I just wanted you to let you know
Do they look just like you don't know
This is your twin sometime, bro
After your twin, bro, I will take it in strides
Speaking of strides, what did the uh, what did the uh, what did the guy that was walking say to the car?
What?
I'm just gonna take it in strides
I'm gonna give him one more chance. I'm gonna give him one more chance.
Feel free to rate that joke in the comment section and hey, here's another one
What is the what are the tooth fairy say to the to the uh, shit the poop fairy?
What did he say
No, no, get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Who the fuck is he talking about?
Funnier than you.
The hell is this guy talking about?
We were watching a whole other video!
ONE MINUTE!
What's- what's pinned?
What is this pinned?
with your mind.
Interesting.
Animals.
Whether it's cool, but it's not like it could be an airbender or firebender or earthbender
or waterbender.
But if I can control certain things, I'll do animals.
I don't want to start a tsunami.
Only thing I can control weather with, if I can control weather with my mind, is having
to make sure it's a beautiful day every day.
That's all I do.
Which technically could stop natural disasters.
Which technically could save a bunch of lives around the world.
But if I technically control, like, control animals in my mind, I can stop any animal
person deaths and save people, too.
Animals.
That'll rule the world.
Now, if I can control the elements, I'm choosing that.
What am I doing?
Would you rather always be hot or always be cold?
I'm not doing this.
I'm not fuckin' doing this.
I'm not doing this.
I'm not doing this.
We're a lot dead, bro.
Can you teach me?
What the fuck?
My song is called G-
Okay.
Oh yeah, G-shit!
Go back.
Y'all niggas are brain-rodded.
Y'all niggas are brain-rodded.
I rather, okay, so Chad,
I've been doing sauna and the sauna be like a hundred on the whole I could be in there for hours
But it's not good for you. So I'll be in there for like 20 minutes. I could be there for so long. I don't I don't begin hot
That's like what's mentioned when I'm naked
But I guess being cold because what do you what you're really how you're sweaty you close on nasty that pairs with me
So I guess close to
I don't know I don't know you choose only eating meat meat only eating fruit meats give me meats
I'll be up meats meats. I'm a meat
Me they're good meat. Would you lick a stranger's foot or a straight?
You're crazy the hand might be dirty, but I'm doing the hand dang in your hand doing the hand
That foot being tight socks moisture all day fucking fungus growing between the bunions fuck out her
Would you rather be a cat dog or be a dog those crazy cat I like dogs better about rather be a cat
I'm telling you bro cats are way more self-sustainable, bro
And tell you bro
Dogs I like dogs more but like as a cat I look you got more abilities, bro
Cats are kind of cool to be I'm running around attacking squirrels
else.
You asked me, whether I'll leave my hair on my eyesight?
I'll have you know, I know a man that can do everything you can do and more with Zero
Eye Sight.
I know a man really protecting this city with Zero Eye Sight.
I know a man that can take on any fighter that you have in your arsenal without any eye
sight.
so you know what my answer is rather than not here I'm not that nigga I can't do
what that nigga Matthew Murdoch do he fighting niggas he got he got that shit
that tough guy he can see shit and feel shit and smell shit I don't got that
right all right I will never go blind if in my life that that I probably kill
So we're gonna go with death. I'd rather be death. I'm not him. All right, I need I need to be able to see
Femi I
Could bust a nut when no when no I site I
Gotta see what's going on on my cock though
But how I know I'm not fucking a nigga. I go blind now this bussy on me. I
Don't know what I'm fucking what I'm looking at cuz anime sexual
The sound you see that nigga on silky stream he can sound like a bitch if you want to
Oh my god, he could be just on that a woman
Losing my hearing I'm not I'm not Matthew Murdoch
How about this would you rather breathe underwater or fly fly
I'm not going underwater anyways, whatever's down there got nothing to do with me, but I don't need to breathe under water
My nigga fuck I need to breathe underwater for I'm not going in the ocean. Well, I could breathe underwater or not
I'm not diving in the middle of the ocean
Them's is aliens down there game. Give me flight. I
Want flight
Which one would you like to be able to heal anyone or be able to bring back the dead?
Heal anyone.
Heal anyone.
If you can bring back the dead, who you bring back?
You don't want me to be able to bring back the dead.
You don't want me to be able to bring back the damn nigga.
I'm the type of nigga to revive the most controversial niggas of all time, put them
in one room, I don't watch them debate each other, just watch them debate, watch them
argue with each other and kill them back.
Alright, y'all next go back and die.
Bring them back there.
We don't need y'all no more.
I just trying to see the debate real quick.
for real for real
I'll have a fucking army of the dead and rule the fucking world. You do not want me to be a bad shit
Would you lose 20% of your IQ or lose 40% of your wealth?
whoa
40% of your wealth yo gang
I don't think you understand how much this is lose your fucking wealth
Fuck that
They're gonna be a G got
I'm not going to say the full word.
Would you rather have invisibility or have telekinesis?
Telekinesis.
Because for invisibility, I'd have to be naked for it to really work.
Now I'm walking around with a hard-eyed stiff-ass dick naked and I'm invisible.
What happens when my cock poking on accident?
No, that's sexual assault.
I accidentally assaulted someone because I was naked and invisible using my power.
I had to fight niggas naked.
I don't want that shit. What am I power run out mid mid mission now?
I'm neck and dick out in the middle of a heist now
I get shot in my dick cuz I've chosen visibility over telekinesis I
Can be silver from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I'm choosing I'm good gang. I'm good. Let me tell the kinesis bruh
Would you rather always have urge to poop or always have the urge to pee?
I already always got the urge to poop so I guess poop.
I already got that shit.
No cap.
I'll always got the urge to poop.
Would you coke like a professional chef or sing like a professional singer?
Sing like a singer.
In reality, if there was no money involved, chef, nigga, what?
But let's be honest.
The piece of being a professional chef and the piece of being a professional singer are
way too far.
If you don't choose singer, you're selling the fucking back.
Become a singer for like a year, drop the best fucking songs in the world, retire and
get all that moolah, nigga.
Fuck.
Get that fucking bread nigga.
Alright, choose wisely now. Would you never get sick again? Or never have to sleep again?
Never get sick again. I love sleeping nigga. I don't care if I don't need it. I like to act as sleeping. It feels good.
Something to look forward to at the end of the day. Never get sick again.
God, love me so sleep.
Would you rather give up your life right now or have a hundred kids right now?
I already have about a few million of them YRG that is so shit, a hundred kids.
Take my life.
Yo listen, I have a hundred kids right now, I'm on the run, nigga, life different.
I ain't pal, I'm gonna be a deadbeat.
I'm telling you I'm being a hundred.
About a hundred fucking children, I'm a deadbeat nigga, fuck you.
I'm living life on the run. Come on, have a hundred kids. You must have lost your goddamn mind.
A hundred kids.
Or I have a hundred kids to build an army, but they'll fuck around and lock me up for that shit. No, can't do it.
I'm gonna have a hundred kids to become a fucking deadbeat, move to another country, nigga.
Until one of them joined the NBA, now I'm back in their life, and now I'm feeling...
...rebelling the benefits.
Like a true deadbeat, nigga.
What if I'm bound to be some...
Goddamn!
have a jump scare every one hour or no vomit once every day omit once a day
vomit once a day and i don't like throwing up i hate throwing up i've thrown up two times in
ten years in like the last 14 years would you rather wear a face mask for the rest of your life
face mask goggles for the rest of well i already wear goggles fuck i kind of already wear goggles
game would you rather have all the knowledge in the world or have all the
power in the world both of these are opus fuck you're not going along with any
You're not going wrong with any of these.
Because knowledge, ain't knowledge low-key power though?
Because if you have enough knowledge, you could, you feel me find your way for some
tangible power.
But if you have all the power in the world, you have enough power to even let the nigger
with all the knowledge not get power.
You can just take that nigger out.
You know what I'm saying?
So pick power.
If knowledge is power, then that is power you can receive.
Yo chill.
Yo you're weirdo.
Yo.
I might go power though on some, on some, on some, on some, on some, on some, on some
I'm some lazy shit
Cuz now I got the knowledge I'm not gonna use that shit to get the power, but it's so much work
But I'm just gonna shit rich but corrupt family or born in a poor but moral family
Yo listen, listen, listen, the family, the actions of my family aren't mine, game.
The actions of my family ain't mine, brother.
The actions of my family ain't mine.
That's fruit.
The ability to write or lose the ability to read.
These chat niggas can't even read no more.
Or write.
They got auto-crit on everything they use.
So I guess I'll lose their ability to write.
Or wait, what would you lose?
Yeah, probably write.
Just type and count as writing.
Will you be enabled to listen to new music or be enabled to re-listen to music?
Whoa!
I'll die with the music already in my brain that I know now.
New music.
I could die with the old nostalgia that I had for the rest of my life.
These are some, yeah.
Get the new music out of it.
It makes it a bit bushy anyway.
Right, this is a funky one.
Would you rather have an extra leg or an extra arm?
On an extra arm, I want to come out my ass.
I
Got a lot of the hideous I really think about what it was the same
You know if you got a shot it'll be like some thing growing out your stomach
Or if you had an extra leg would be some shit going out your hip. I really think about what they saying, bro
Extra leg would occur
arm you can swag it I'll go extra us yeah there have no personal vehicle or
have no in no personal vehicle same with check because all they do is ride dick
anyway you don't run no fucking turn that no no vehicle fuck the V game I
will be everywhere over everywhere so what fuck that shit have one pet or have
one child. Another what? Yo one pet! Yo yo, what's going on right?
Kira you still don't want kids yet? You grew up yet? You want no kids yet Kira?
It's been about four years. I've done it four years ago she said I was like you know
what in four years you're gonna want kids. Kira you want kids yet?
Kira hates kids bro she wants to fucking eradicate them. She hates little fucking
Jits bro. She hates kids. She hates them
Be in a coma for one year or be in jail for one year
Okay, so listen listen
Hear me out
Do you want to be in a situation that an injury hurts you so bad that it puts you in a coma for a year?
Like you don't know if you paralyze you don't know if you have brain damage now you was in a coma for a year
Or we just did some time for a year
Who said anything about injury if it's literally I'm just asleep for a year. I'm doing that
But if there's an injury involved that caused the coma, I'm not doing that
What would you choose?
Only eat candy or only eat cake?
This is ass.
I don't like either like that.
Like two to my like specific types.
I'll probably cake this is more like types.
I'm more tights but it's more like-
Would you rather have a long fulfilling career with modest success or short but highly successful
career keyword fulfilling I mean you feel fulfilled like that you know how
rare it is to actually fulfilled with what you do in life like you're happy
like you're fulfilled this is short but really successful but you're not
fulfilled though I honestly fulfilled in this shit
right so what do you consider a highly successful career do you consider me up
until no face cam successful highly successful or do you think that's moderately
successful
Okay, but define moderate success is it upper class because if it's upper class then is
that not highly successful?
highly successful would you be able to buy happiness or be able to buy love
Happiness yo, I don't give up. Yo, yo, yo, bro
Yo happiness
My love you must have lost your fucking mind get struck by lightning or get hit by large falling rocks
Take me out quick game. I ain't even gonna know what happened lightning
Take me out there. You get it either way
Would you rather never celebrate birthdays again or never celebrate holidays again
Birthdays
That's an birthday too think about it they want your kids and shit
I'm gonna be on it fathers
And nobody's gonna give a fuck about your birthday for a but
What is Christmas time for your kids?
Fill me thanks giving with your kids and shit all that shit. I should fire
Permanent summer or permanent winter well
I'm a Floridian. I'll take permanent whatever state. This is then permanent winter any day now if it's permanent Florida winter
I'm taking a permanent photo winter, but if it's a permanent New York winter suck my dick nigga
Suck it, and y'all don't y'all don't remember what the winter feel like to that snow coming in game
Y'all gonna see when that snow coming you like oh shit
I'm cool with some
I'm cool with some only watch movies or only listen to music
music music music would you rather walk everywhere or run everywhere I got the
needs fall out but walk niggas already do that whoa well I miss if I trip and I
walk nigga would you rather have a personal maid or have a personal assistant
Okay, this is a good question for me, because I've kind of experienced both.
I would say, for me an assistant, a maid does help, I already have a house cleaner, I just
like the word made I've never liked the word made for some reason it gave like I
don't know I never was like that word um like I like you need a maid though if I
didn't have a housekeeper probably have a housekeeper bro yeah bro I don't know
But I do overly need an assistant
But
Out of this is actually so hard
But I've been this successful. I'll say I'll say
This is so much shit
I've gone this far without an assistant though. I've had a housekeeper for the last five years
or four years three years three years three yeah can't take it for 25 years oh my god
another one cuz my house yeah the house is big bro to an extent well you want to be a
faking media influencer or be a famous Hollywood actor but if you don't take that fucking actor
bro what the fuck you could be a fucking social media influence if you want
if you're already a famous actor, bro. Famous social media influence isn't always
translated to a famous actor so take that at that shit.
Have family but no friends or have friends but no family.
That is so fucking hard for some people I know some people that don't got family and they don't give a fuck cuz they have good friends around them
And I'm not another vice versa who would I don't got friends with that good family?
Who do you think are happier the people right now?
Now get family. I mean I got I've had both my whole life, but I gotta say family
But sometimes a family not always because you can't pick your family you could pick your friends you have a shitty-ass family
Have a shitty friends you could pick new friends you can get new friends
It's really objective
Before you in your life chat and what you've known what would you choose?
Would you rather date someone that is similar to you or date someone who is extremely different
You know why I'm gonna say similar
Only cuz it says extreme you that make a said very different game
I mean you're different morals and everything to me. Yeah, I can't do it, bro
But if we're talking about person like
Yes, I'd say similar always have pebbles in your shoe or always have a wet sock
Pep pebbles in my shoe I can walk on pebbles. I'm a Haitian
Would you rather marry the ugliest person in the world or marry the dumbest person in the world
Okay, let me tell you something. I don't think you understand how ugly is the ugliest. I know I see people saying ugly
You don't understand what that is game. That's not about being shallow
The ugliest person in the world is some this probably they're gonna create some disgusting
Tragedyde alien like freaking like
Pussger you're not doing nothing with that
But at the same time the dumbest person in the world is probably a drooler. I
Gotta go dumb this bro
Would you rather only eat sweet food or only eat spicy food fuck I
Want to say sweet, but I like spicy food more than sweet
But I don't eating only spicy is not good for your stomach lining. So I'll do sweet, but I would rather spicy like taste-wise
And lastly, would you rather be unable to brush your teeth or be unable to shower
Fuck
Oh
This is so ass this is so ass
I'm gonna be able to brush my teeth I could do mouthwash and floss I know it's not adequate
But not showering chat
But at that point can't you just say oh, I won't shower. I'll just rub myself down with a cloth
Like I just rub myself down with like a cleansing wipe
So at that point chest is an alternative to both what do you like doing better showering or brushing your teeth I
Rather be not being able to brush my teeth. I cannot go without my showers. I'll use mouth washing floss every day
I enjoy my showers too much breath
Way too much
I don't know if it's good, I don't know.
I'm a two a day type of nigga.
What are y'all chat?
I was one a day my whole lot like when I lived with my mom like only at night
and then the high school I started like in morning showers to wake me up
and then ever since high school just two a days, morning and night, it became a habit.
When I wake up and before bed, sometimes there'll be some days where obviously I'll like skip
Sometimes there'll be some days where obviously I'll like skip morning if I took a bed
I took a shower at night and I'm in a rush or some shit
But for the most part 90% of the time is today, bro
today
Cuz you rich you know what I said I've been doing this is like well that was the last one
Thank you very much for playing the game. Do make sure that you let us know how much you scored out of the 40
I'm glad to see you on the next quiz
is. Fine. All that and we your bro. Are we true? How are we a man? I might just get
mother bro we will check back in after I might get on mother bruh
off stream one game of rivals
Roblox.
Y'all so cute.
Let's finish mother.
We must finish mother.
No ifs ands or buts.
So we're gonna get on mother with our green screen.
We're gonna finish the last half of it.
It literally stopped at one of the most terrifying parts.
After mother would you rather finish this video, try not to laugh, crime video, or roblox?
In Roblox the games will either play or karaoke or that debate one or both.
Crime video will look for a crime video and try not to laugh it will be the same thing
where there's money in the pot but I'm too ecstasy in the pot.
Fries Copslot.
Like a what?
Or rivals.
Or more of a rivals.
Arrivals
Or Marvel rivals
Repo they can repold is it a repo incident
Okay, so the top two are Roblox and crime vid so pull up Marvel rivals Roblox and crime vid
I
Love a crime late night crime dude with chat. I don't know about your niggas. I don't know about y'all
Been a while low-key, but you know, I love me up your rivals getting cooked. Why I was getting cooked like that, bro
Why are rivals getting cut like that?
Is there rivals on Roblox?
But wait, what does YouTube say?
Let's do a poll real quick.
Cromvid, Ravals, Roblox, try not to laugh.
Why is Roblox about to beat Cromvid in Twitch?
Yo.
Yo, YouTube is so different.
What do you think the YouTube poll says, Shaq?
Oh, no.
I should just got fucked up.
I can't see YouTube chat no more.
Colton!
Take control by PC!
Click the bullshit again
What what did what did the YouTube chassis?
Let me check your rage live
The poor YouTube say
Crime vid is killing Roblox.
Alright, Cody, you're good.
Crime vid is beating Roblox 54% to 32% on YouTube.
Alright, last poll.
Crime vs Roblox.
Novels is out the poll on Twitch,
Crown vs Roblox.
Where was Try Not To Laugh?
Yeah, Try Not To Laugh wasn't in the poll on YouTube.
Okay, done, done, done, done, done, done.
That's still racist.
Crown rate is up by 56% over Roblox, 45%,
55% to 45%, on twitch.tv.
Uh-oh, Roblox is closing in.
Roblox is closing in on crime vid.
Crime vid still has lead.
51% to 49%.
And Roblox has overtook crime vid by...
Just...
No, crime vid is still ahead.
And Roblox lead by 10.
And Roblox is up by 1% on crime.
It is very odd.
It is very fishy in these screets.
Oh my god.
Yo, Angola?
Wow. I never thought I'd see the day.
I never thought I'd see the day.
I'll never thought, but if we include the YouTube poll, then crime wins.
If we could include the YouTube and the Twitch numbers, crime wins.
Oh, or does it not?
Actually, I don't even think it does. Wait.
Yo, even with those numbers, Roblox still wins.
Oh my god, just wanted y'all to know I was a dude who said he was from Stan Island and Dave Rage played Mother. Don't try and play me.
3 a.m. Roblox session. I'm so sure. What do you think I want to do more Roblox or Convid?
Hey, we got to be democracy the people have spoken
Time's a knot
Fuck democracy.
Botted polls.
Only bot here is this bot in your butt.
I'm so sore, chat.
Chat, I'm the soreest.
Chat, you have to believe me.
Chat, you have to believe me.
Chat, please believe me.
This got weird fast.
Why does somebody in chat say this got weird fast?
How did it get louder when I turned it down?
I got a pee-chat, fuck!
Oh.
I'm gonna go pee.
I'll be back.
Hey, boss. You don't see me play the fucking game, do you?
I just fucking, ooh, I just died because of you, my nigga.
What do you want, man?
I met you before.
Jesus, yeah, okay.
I don't remember them being this big before.
So what the fuck do you want me to do?
You want a reduction a boob reduction do I I don't know if I could do this car
You might have just pulled mom so I can see them
Jesus
The problem was holding it back
What type of fucking grand bra is that
Strong as fucking hefty trash bag as bra. All right, uh, okay
Let's get white first I need to get wet
Relax you just have some insizer. It's not squaring out though
Let's try this again, let's get wet.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna tell you this sometimes, if I ever relax, it's not lube.
Alright, so first things first, going to take off the shirt and everything.
So, we're going to numb your tits, so just...
Okay.
Just...
Let me get the mitts.
Okay.
Got milk?
You should.
You're not gonna get it.
I'm gonna get the mitts.
Okay.
I'm gonna get the mitts.
Okay.
I'm gonna get the mitts.
Okay.
Got milk?
and you don't have fucking sparkling milk.
How big these motherfuckers are.
Okay.
Next, let me just mark where I'm going to make the incisions so I can just go ahead
I didn't scoop and get all that fucking shit out.
All right?
So we're gonna go right here.
Okay.
Down this line right here.
Wait a bit.
Shit, I need like a ruler or something to keep this bit straight.
Okay.
Keep your line straight on some shit.
You got scared, didn't you?
What is this nigga doing?
What is this nigga doing?
Let's get this other one.
What is this nigga doing?
What is this nigga doing?
a little crooked as fuck huh
Gigi
Yo shit fuck no chat. Yo shit is fucked up. You got lots out of titties lots out of titties niggas
Lots out of titties niggas. Can I get molested in every Roblox game? What the fuck is that title?
Yo, I can't bro I'm not I'm gonna get off. Let's go to get was gonna get again again again. Let's get on the game
Bro, let's get a game get on the fucking game
These random ass videos inside and it's been feeling like a classic your age fucking throwback fucking recommended
Holy fuck. What is the brain rot?
Who driving it, bud?
Sad.
Who driving it, bud?
Who driving this bus?
Who driving this bus?
Yo, my, okay, okay, okay, we got to get, we got to get confident.
We're actually at a scary part.
My kids are alive and they're saying we're half-way there.
We're halfway through
Our internet went out
Before we could finish the game or halfway through the game. What's the last thing that happened?
What's going on YouTube if you're confused and wearing different clothes my internet went out
But we're back and we're gonna finish this game out. Okay
You got fucked and that is not the last thing to have.
What's the last thing?
Remember the monkey?
The fucking monkey was pulling up on me in my sleep.
Is that last shit?
Somewhat the pants.
We got a night foe.
Rusty hooked method.
I don't wanna play.
Where am I?
Where am I?
I can't play.
I don't know what this is.
Oh
We already did this part. Let's make me redo this whole part
We did this
Nick was watching my shit
Let's speedrun this first part
It's good to get back into it you right Calvin
don't wet yourself this time focus you tonight you fuckerly you
man I forgot the controls in this shit
Bro this stupid ass little girl was standing here and bruh I forgot.
We good I remember.
I walked out of here, we didn't know what to drink, Tito relax.
Hello.
What do you want stupid ass girl?
I want me up. He's playing with the paintings. Oh, yeah. Move. Super dad. Yeah, we won't we're gonna fix the painting for you
All right
Turn all these lights one of my house though
He takes my fucking phone
What fucking drove it days must stay clean in order to make a mash I would have wanted to raise the children right
Yo, watch your mouth
Okay, I'm bored. She said she yeah, she said this ain't I'm bored. I'm gonna send you to sleep darling
You can go to sleep
Remember this was open before chat
Let's fix some of these pins
The iron already broke
Shut up, scared.
One of the demon owls right there?
Wasn't my jit just standing here somewhere?
Where the fuck is Kyle?
I forgot where Kyle was. Was he like standing at the wall like a freak?
Throw these lights on in my house. Turn them on. Keep them on.
There's a painting here that needs fixing.
What are you doing? What are you doing, retard? Why are you fucking about to pay us?
Stop it!
Kyle, go to sleep!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Get out of my room!
Bedtime!
Dumbass shit.
There's no fucking pain.
I'm gonna knock this kid out!
Yo yo yo yo yo, I'm sick of this kid, let's go.
I gotta fix this one.
And that's when the demon comes.
Okay, I like it.
Yes, that's a Demi Gorgon.
Cow, just go to bed.
Is that Tommy?
No, that's not Tommy.
It's not Tommy, it's not Tommy 3, it's a demigorgan.
And it's just a figment of our imagination because I'm bitten off my medicine.
So we're gonna go turn this light on.
And I can't do it, you know I already did this bro and I can't do it again.
Just fuck me, okay fuck me, just fuck me, just fuck me, just fuck me, just fuck me, I
Wait what? I thought he saw a screamer or something. That's okay sweetie, sweetie it's okay.
I'm bored. Go to bed, buddy. What does that sound? It's from the lights on in my house.
Go to bed, Kyle!
I swear if you mess up this painting, I'm gonna knock you out.
Okay, Kyle, if you're bored, follow me please.
Let's fix all the paintings.
Kyle, let's turn all the lights on in the house.
There's a sister, Kyle. Sisters in bed, Kyle. As you should be, too.
Why is there noise like that bro what it?
Yo, why did the music turn out like that bruh I got head of series I thought it was over
bro that was over for me bro
what the fuck is the last penny you little shit
this one
They're all fixed!
Is there one in my room?
Is this a painting?
your
I need tea honey, I'm gonna make mommy's gonna make some tea
in the kettle. Well I think this is where the internet cut out, no?
The water's boiling, sweetie, I'm making some tea.
Still boiling, honey, I'm making some tea.
I
Just stay in front of me cuz I should explode
Hi, sweetie. I'm a mommy's gonna make some tea. She hasn't been feeling the best right now
Why the fuck is that window open that fucking Demi Gorgon, bro? I'm telling you about that Demi Gorgon game
Make sure the fucking windows are closed in my house sick of this shit
Look at this shit
Cow
You sleepy
Shit, I'm scared.
Just a tea to relax.
I'm gonna just need some tea.
Mama just wants her teeth.
Relax.
That's it.
Read another sip.
What the fuck was that
There's a little mercy a lot of windows sound open bro. Do that window sound open or I'm trippin
We really mad at Lacey bro wait mad at Lacey over what what was I met at Lacey
chat, I can't click it any day
I'm gonna slowly look behind me
just slowly
oh it's not letting me
let me look the other way
I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this.
It's not letting me.
Okay.
There's some more tea.
I'm not moving my head, gang.
I'm not moving my head, gang.
I'm a trickster. I'm a trickster.
Mama's just a little tired.
She's going to take one more sip of tea.
Maybe one more.
Oh, one more?
No, no, no, no, I can't do it, no, no, no, no.
He loved his children so much.
I remember him being so devastated when you miscarried his third child.
It was very sad day.
Do you think about Tommy sometimes?
What he would have become if you had the chance to live and grow up like his
siblings? I know you don't like to talk about this. I'm sorry for bringing it up.
I hope you're doing all right. Yo, Carl.
I'm going to turn around now.
One more time.
Very slowly Keon.
Whoa.
Keon say with the 100 on my dizzy.
Keon say just after 100 get this on my dick YouTube chat.
I did YouTube chat 100 dictates just now
WK on today. Oh, he got many but now we shall turn around together
Can't I I could kiss you
Chat mama's gonna go turn around and get some sleep now, okay
There's a window open in the house.
As a mom, I should make sure all the windows are closed in the house so nobody sneaks into
the kids room. I'll close that. Hey, buddy. When does close? Hey, mommy's tired. She had
got a lot of tea, she's going to go to bed now.
You okay, Kayla?
Hi, sweetie. Mommy goes to bed now.
Mommy finished all of everything she needed to do today.
Mommy's not opening her eyes.
Oh
Holy shit is getting so scary bro this game release this game is actually scary as fuck
I'm the best, I'm the best mother!
I'm just the best mother!
I'm the best mother!
I'm just the best mother!
Like, my kids will, look at how kids will be!
Look at them!
It's going off!
Hey, hey, hey, what is this?
Sleep?
Kids, what the fuck are y'all doing away?
Go to bed!
Kids? What's that sound? Why does it sound like a window open?
kids
the fuck are you doing little brat?
what are you doing?
there's no windows open
What the fuck are both of y'all doing?
Let's talk.
I'm bored, we go...
First, count, hide, and seek to ten, mommy.
No! No!
I'll play hide and...
One.
Two.
3...4...5...6...7...8...9...7...
kids what the fuck chat I can't do this
I
Kids I can't do this shit bro. I can't do no no more scary games for a year day
This is what it's getting every play. What the fuck?
Yo, let me roll box. I
Can't do this shit
I'm so pussy. I'm so pussy, bro
What is that sound
Hey kids mama's looking for you I
Wonder where Kyle is
I saw it for a second.
Why is the fucking window open, Kyle?
Kyle, are you in here?
Oh
Keontek, thanks for the 25 get this beautiful
Give me 25, thank you for the 25
Thank you for the big 25, bro. I appreciate you game
You'll never find Kayla
What do you mean I'll never find Kayla?
The hell does that symbol-
Hello?
Kyle?
Why is your hiding spot open?
where's Kayla I can't do this shit I can't I can't do this shit I can't do
this I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this
stupid ass shit where is she not doing this with you kid
Kayla, honey?
Mommy's stressed out.
Can we come out and play?
I didn't agree to this.
Kayla?
Kayla?
...
...
...
...
...
...
I
I'm done I
Can't do this shit. I
Can't do this shit
Like the rope I can't do this
I
Can't do this shit, bro. What the fuck just pop that that shit fuck going on. Yo, I can't do this shit, bro
What the hell came out of there
What was that I don't even look at it
She my romance she bro
Yo she my room bro Kayla sweetie
What a sweet
Kayla
Tommy Kyle, where is she? I don't want to play this game anymore. I
Don't want to play
Wait this needs to be open
Yo, did I get a death check is that right thing a death?
What happens when I hit red do I go insane?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Fuck.
Look at this bitch be front door.
So I can do this, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Fuck.
Bitch.
Yo, what else is that?
Bitch!
Yo, what else is that?
Shit, I can't do this shit, bro.
Yo, where's she at?
yo stupid boy where is she wasn't it like a bunny in this bitch what is it
stomach oh Keontail with another 10 you are carrying the sub count today no cat
You Jenny and my black
Jigs jigs jigs okay chat last hiding spot in the house. There's nowhere else to look we're finna open
Hopefully a fucking demogorgon doesn't come out and pull my dick
What the fuck
What where that stupid little girl act you're in the fridge
Yo, go to sleep jet
Where's your sister?
In the roof
What am I here?
Oh, it's right here.
GG.
Ugly ass little girl, bro!
Please don't, I'm not playing this shit again.
I'm gonna kill you.
Go by the sleep.
it's your turn what I just stumbled on some medical paper from Jack it says
here that Tommy didn't actually die at birth
So here's what we're gonna do.
I don't know what the fuck this is gonna call it's time up.
Carl, stop punning your fucking business where it doesn't belong.
But the same will happen to you.
Kids, you wanna play?
Find a place to hide from us.
Okay.
I'll hide in Taylor's room. Nice and easy.
I'm hiding!
They'll never find me.
Am I sure wasn't as a big demon?
Was there no big demon with them?
Who was the beach?
Bro, the first person that walked in was a big like...
Thanks for playing with us, mom.
We won maybe you win next time
Yes, can maybe can you please go to bed, bro?
Go to sleep
Let's go to sleep honey
The fuck you growling that
Sleep bedtime now come
Bedtime now let's see if there's any more things to do on the to-do list first
Bedtime now now
You looking all got no stamina gotta make sure I've stamina case a fucking demogorgon pop out of nowhere
Get
I have some shit on.
No, no, please I can't.
No, no, no.
go back to sleep, it's ok
I didn't check out the kids windows
I'm just a goat. I'm good at this shit.
I'm not opening my eyes bro.
What the fuck?
I
Boss text you watch out
Nothing to do
What the fucking dough I
I hope there's no door to all the lights.
Whoa.
You hear that, right, honey?
I'm tripping?
What the fuck?
I don't know.
What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hear my son's room.
Hear my mother fucking son's room.
Get the fuck out of my son's room!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hear my son's room.
Hear my mother fucking son's room.
Get the fuck out of my son's room!
Taylor, get the gun!
Get the fucking gun! Someone's in your brother's room!
Kyle?
Hey, get out of this room!
You pedophile! Get out! I gotta join in the concert on the way!
The tops are on the way
All right, I'm coming in
Open the fucking door
What the hell did you go you little brat
Where the hell the little one go?
Kayla, your brother's fucked.
Kayla, I...
Yo, I don't...
I'm not... Oh, shit, hell no.
Come back to it. Where you at?
Fuck out of here Fuck you, Jit
What's going on?
Here is the dude that have you watered every time I do
I'm out of here
GYANTE WITH THE BINK FEDERITY
Captain, this is the bad time though, I love you, I love you
There's a fucking- something in the fucking house.
Someone's taking my fucking kids butt.
I don't know what to do.
Save your kid, how?
The fuck do we do, Kayla?
I'm scared to bitch me to!
Yo, I can't do this shit.
I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't do this.
What's that sound?
Be a parent nigga?
Nigga I don't got no scrap.
This is extraterrestrial shit.
Fucking my dead son.
Taylor we gotta go out there together.
Together!
I'M SCARED TOO, MOTHERFUCKER!
I can't, I can't do this, I can't do this.
You better restart the power box.
Give me your iPhone flashlight.
I can't turn the flash on in this bitch.
I
Go.
Smike a.
Sommun.
Kursi. Kursi.
Oh
Wait
He does like that
Sir, you called a fucking police, bro.
What the fuck am I...
Where's this at?
What's doors at is that just is that here here?
No, it's in this room.
Seriously, bitch.
How come I jumped down there while you were walking in?
You are blessing my dick right now.
I'm feeling a mix of emotions.
I love you.
Thank you, Kiantay.
George.
What the fuck?
Fuck, I'm gonna do a plan.
What the fuck?
Fuck, I'm gonna do a plan.
Just hope to stop at your first funeral with harmonia and the serve your memory forever.
You fucking shitting me?
My son just got ate by a demi-gorgon.
the plant water the plant tell the workshop what this fucking plant
fuck my baby
fuck you know I didn't know was gonna die like what I think it was a time limit
I don't know the game, these complexities, you know?
Okay, okay, I thought it was gonna be okay.
You have to, I thought it was gonna be fine.
How could I have known he was gonna die?
How could I have known?
I couldn't have known, it's not my fault.
No, it's not my fault.
No, it's not my fault.
Could have happened to anybody.
No.
It's not my fault.
It's not my fault!
I'm a good mom.
I'm a great mom.
I'm a water my plant for my boy.
I'm a water for my boy.
Mmm, see?
Mmm.
No.
No.
No. No.
Run, bitch!
Is that his room?
Why you in his room?
I'm no stamina.
Get off of her!
Motherfucker!
Get off of her!
Get off!
Yes, he's gone.
The fuck was that?
Yes, she's not so hard. I'm bored.
WHAT?!
Red little shit ran to!
Come out!
Come out!
Come on, you piece of shit!
Come on, you piece of shit!
Come on, Jed. Come to bed.
It's only me and you now
Your brother got eight and it wasn't my fault. He just
You know
Survival the fittest
She turned out you were the fittest. Let's go see her
Come to bed. Mommy will protect you. I don't let anybody hurt you ever
I'm a good mom I'm the great mom. I'm a great mom and anybody would have messed up here. I'm an amazing mother
I'm an amazing mother
Go back and save him low-key, bro
I
I'm a fucking tailor!
Fuck!
I just opened my eyes. I swear. I just opened them.
I just opened them. I saw nothing.
You have to believe me.
They're literally open.
What am I looking at?
How many nights are there?
I've been able to get a look at him sometimes he's so he stops like he's trying to listen for some way
Oh, yeah, have you heard of his head like somebody is roaming around searching for something?
I've called the cops, but they told me they haven't find any trace of anyone
I'm sure he's sitting on my door last night soundly just listening he's trying to break in what should I do
I'm seeing less and less neighbors around he's killing everyone I need to get out of here
Kyle for the frio ass for hoeing him
can I just start with the lights on in this bitch I don't like how I didn't have stamina
not one situation I got a little girl
nah nah I do miss you so I gotta go back to the few bucks
Wake up.
Wake up.
Samantha, wake up.
Where the fuck do you name this?
Let me appreciate these fritikites real quick.
Because I can't take it.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
get this real quick, because Kiantay is blowing a fucking bag on me right now, and I'm not
exaggerating. Kiantay in a repeat is blowing a fucking bag on us right now, Chad. No troll.
No troll. Kiantay, you know what? I'm about to send you a car. I'm just going to get
your car
That's in your car
Yeah, got you buddy. Not in car headed your way
My phone is just
Not on either I guess
I'm not, I'm, it's hard to jump scares bro, like, just fucking in the ass.
I can't do this.
I
Can't say home. I'm about to suck your dick home. I mean I'm about to glaze you and that content's not in like a second
Oh, it's when you get to just come to your soul fucking thoughtful
I'm running back to my fucking bed hurry up piece of shit
No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yo, you ugly as fuck
What bitch whole ass nigga plus that nigga fuck you
Fuck you pussy!
Look at this pussy-eyed nigga!
Why you laughing?
Why you laughing?
Why you laughing?
Why I got no power?
What I gotta do?
What's my task?
Watch it, my task!
I hear footsteps.
Hey, Jit. Wake the fuck up. Now be counting over. Wake the fuck up, Jit. Time to wake
up. Come on, bitch. Fuck.
I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm not sure what's going on.
ZOOM!
Check out how these are.
Chat, what the fuck is the alarm?
Does anybody have a clue where the fuck the alarm is?
I need to bring the alarm for us.
Maybe he's in here.
In the office.
A screwdriver.
Shall we order a screwdriver, B?
I
Screwdriver
I have a picture of him.
Me, me, me, me, me.
I
Doesn't know how way
so my neighbor is about to get his booty took
i'm finished
I
How long does this shit go on for game? I can't do this bro
Yeah, I can't do this bro. I'm gonna have a heart attack. I
For that whole
Yeah, open it fucking door you piece of shit
Oh my flight
Oh, okay now I let her.
I get her.
I got a lot of her.
I got more time after that.
Let's go.
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
Go check the peep door.
Go check the peep...
It's okay, it's okay.
What was that noise?
It's nothing.
It was...
A friend.
It was nothing. It was my friend.
It's okay. It was nothing.
I'm going to sleep. It's going to sleep. Darling? Darling? Let's go to sleep, darling. Come on. Come on.
Sleep. Bed time. Let's go.
Ah, shit.
So this is gonna be happening while he's never trying to get our cheeks.
Come to fucking bed, shit.
I'm going to bed, bro.
Am I good?
Take me to fucking bed!
Not opening my eyes, gang. I don't care what the sound that is.
I
What day is this?
She needed me to do.
Yeah, go back to sleep.
Finish this night off.
Watcha wake up, idiot?
It's not funny but god damn bro I didn't, I didn't think it was that type of game, I
didn't think it was that type of game bro, like I thought, I think that Marshal's gonna
be able to fucking eat it there that's so like what that was hallucinating I got
that I was looking hallucinating like like why is an alien that don't make
sense I didn't even fucking die that I was creeping out in pills bitch
what the fuck
It's in the house.
It's in the fucking house.
Huh?
Where?
Where is that where's that couch?
Where's that where is that
Where is that
What floor was that?
BITCH! GET OUT OF MY FU-
I got you sweetheart, I got you baby.
Come on, be first to power, I'm only first to power.
I'm only first to power.
Let me fix the power of bedtime.
Want a chicken nugget?
The hell is that?!
Get the fucking bag! Get the bag!
Yes! Get the fucking bag!
Come on!
Bad time!
Come on!
Get the bag, you little shit!
Run the ones with me, bitch. Try to kidnap my kids.
Pull up on me they go you're going to sleep all the washing machine is on
Where's that where's that where's that?
Chow, where was that?
Where was that?
You ugly bitch
Get your ass up!
Come on, come on, come on!
It's creepy little fucking pedophile trying to take my kids.
Cut!
No!
Hurry up!
Fuck the power won't sleep cup
I should have fixed it before bed
Shut this shit up!
Stop turning the fucking light off of my house.
Are you gonna play?
Play with my pussy?
Okay.
Play with my kids?
That's a duck.
That's nothing else.
Oh.
Oh.
Just consider this a warning, we're reporting to the police if you hear a children's scream like that again, we hope that this is just a little misunderstanding.
If you want to clear things up, please come by.
I ain't come by to shit, plus that nigga. Now who the fuck texted me before?
Do you feel sick am I a little sane things?
How come he got in vets bro?
What the fuck is venting in my house?
nosy ad neighbors
Fuck, what the hell are we on?
What?
Did she get took twice?
Now where the mother that gonna come for me though, bro
DD after right boy. I got a flight cuz watch out
Night night. You should use planes to barricade your house. I know it sounds extremely, but
You should take you shouldn't take any risks
You was pretty
Keonti yo Keonti bro
There's gonna be a lot
Keonti game
You
Are just different
You're a different breed bro
I appreciate your game.
You might be the new richest nigga in Warrigee.
Cause what the fuck?
And this is not just reason you've been going crazy for a little minute.
That few weeks, that shit, that few shleams on me.
Fit me? Let me vent this out right here.
You just need to lead to outside, bro.
They coming out of everywhere.
What?
Huh? Where is this? Where is this? Where is this?
Where was that? Where was that?
No, no, no, no.
Where is that?
Where is that?
Bitch!
He's coming back out. He's venting. He's venting.
I think we've snatched you up.
What?
The hell was that?
He took my stamina!
What do I do?
It's over for me.
It's over for me. What?
How do I stop him?
The light balls?
Bro, the house is dark now, it's over.
It's over with me, but he's around the house how do I stop him I was trying to board up
the thing in there and it wouldn't let me just turn on my fucking no I don't like this
shit
You got hit mixed midfix
It took my daughter where's this where's this where's this where chat where and I got no stamina it's over for me
Oh
There you have bitch
Contrast is a come on
Yes, you good. Yes. Good. I ain't gonna take you to bed, bro. I gotta I gotta clean yourself, bro
How come it's not letting me hammer it?
Go, go, go!
How come it's not letting me hammer it?
Go!
That's it?
That's all it needs?
Come on, jit.
You piece of shit!
How come it's not letting me flash her?
Are you my god damn module, my kid?
Motherfucker!
Get your ass to bed!
Oh, well, yeah do that.
What are you cooking here?
FUCKING SHIT!
HOW YOU KIDDING FOULED SHIT?
How I find a white circle? How I find a white circle?
Come on.
Get off my jee-
PEDA FILE!
oh my god bro where is this yo this shit gonna die
Where is that?
Get off me, fucking child, you rapist!
No, it's not gone.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm a crash out, I'm a crash out.
What just happened? I'm frozen.
Go to sleep, come on.
I need some cookie, I need cookie, I need cookie.
He's coming for you.
It's coming for you, just brace yourself, it's gonna happen, there's nothing I can
do about it.
Yo G!
Fucking pedophile!
Fuck!
Yo G!
Fucking pedophile!
C'mon.
Gotta put these up, honey.
C'mon.
How am I going to hide?
Bitch hide! Go in the- open!
Hide! Yes, he's gone.
Can you hide from me, please?
Okay, let's go to sleep.
Oh my goodness gracious!
Where's that?
Where's that chat?
Where's that?
Fuck it!
Fuckin' pedophile!
Yes, he got him!
What the fuck?!
Fucking pedophile!
Yes, he got him!
What the fuck?!
Where is that chase?
Is that my room?
Yes, it's gone.
I just matter to me bringing her to sleep because she's just gonna keep...
Oh no.
Come on, Jake.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I need a white ball chat I need a white ball chat I need a white ball come bitch
Come to bed, come to bed, come to bed!
We're a cookie!
I'm spamming F.
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.
I'm gonna die, she's just dead.
Where is that?
Tell me where that is!
Where is that chap?
Where is that?
I don't know where that is.
Oh no, she's dead.
Where are all the other windows?
I'm gonna die, Chad! I'm actually gonna die!
I die here. I have to let her get to.
I hit all the vents, bro!
Oh, he's coming from here, isn't that where I'm going?
I'm snarling my F muscle.
One shot, one shot.
I can't board this up.
Where's he coming from?
The van room just let me say it just leaps outside.
I got a lot of girl I'm for the hot in your shit up for a little
I can't die I gotta wait for you to get took bro
I have to wait for it to get to it bro.
I got a pride in my life little girl.
I don't make it, none of them make it.
Oh!
What the hell!
Oh, I did it. We saved.
We saved.
We saved.
Our house is secure.
right your her sanity is about to be at 10% look at it just sanity she got she
got to 20 times I got a bet each time though
I wish I had pulled my shades though, bruh.
My shift had to be traumatized.
Look at my shift. I gotta go to 20.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, so we got that little demon shit in the crib and got a laughing nigga
Hmm
Like ten out of what chat
Hey little girl you still swamp I'm sick of this shit
Yeah, I got planks bitch don't got worry about me
I know these hoes are actually give a fuck, I'm about to play some music, I'm gonna turn
on the kettle, and I'm gonna pop some motherfucking pills, and I'm a good mother, I'm a good
mother and I have to do make sure I'm okay for my kids I have to take all the
medicine I need to make sure my kids are okay and I feel good and I'm gonna have
some tea
Kayla
Jaila, I love you, you're my favorite one out of the two anyway, I love you.
Mommy has some nice Beethoven playing and she's going to drink her tea, I'm going to
drink my tea I just I just I just took my my xan my my my pills
I'm gonna drink some of that tea oh why why did the tea call the Kettle black
Why did the tea call the black kettle?
Why did the kettle black fuck it?
Fucked it!
What is it?
Okay, mommy's all done now
She goes she goes sleep. I'll go sleep my killer
Good night
You're back for your son?
What son?
Oh, Tommy?
He be alright.
Let me talk about the other one.
Tommy is always with me.
Tommy's been with me since the beginning.
There you go little girl.
That goes by little, sweet, precious little girl.
Yes, yes Taylor, yes.
Get that well-being up.
What are we on day 11?
Hmm.
Who's walking around my house?
I know the mom is white with a black dagger. She named her kids Kyle and Kayla
What Kayla deaf need therapy
What black name you don't name color I mean Kyle
Kayla, where you at stupid little girl go to bed.
Kayla?
Kayla?
Kayla are you in here?
Kayla where you at?
Kayla, where you hiding?
Did you leave the fucking house, Kayla?
Why is the front door open?
You want cookie?
I got cookie!
Kayla?
Taylor...
Taylor, is that you I just saw?
Taylor, is that you down there?
Get your ass in the house!
Get your ass inside!
What the fuck is you doing?
What the shit?
Taylor!
What are you doing?
Huh?
Who the fuck are you playing with?
Okay, look what the fuck are you talking about?
Kayla, I don't know the fuck that... What are you talking about?
Get...
Inside...
Kayla, let's go in the fucking house!
Oh no.
Okay, hello.
Okay, look who the fuck that a downstairs Kyle
Kyle is that you my baby I knew you weren't dead
I had it.
Did you try to?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Can I get your ass inside?
We go to sleep, let's go.
Hurry the fuck up, little miss ma'am!
Yeah!
How would he keep Tommy hidden from the world like a prisoner inside your own house?
How do I just remind you that you can prove that this is who you best-
Whoa.
What?
The fuck is going on?
What?
Whoa.
Can you explain Mary?
I've been able to piece everything together the last few days so Tommy was born and you
You hid this from everyone because you were saying that he was abnormal, disfigured.
That's why would you keep Tommy hidden from the world?
Like a prisoner hidden inside your own house?
How deranged is your mind that you could conclude that this was the best thing to do?
You could have given him to adoption?
Hell, you could have aborted him?
That would have been more humane.
Tommy deserved better than to be treated like a dog.
How did Jack agree to this?
Did you pressure him?
monster Mary I'm reporting you to the authorities your children are not safe
around you poor Jack this is why he killed himself you should be held
responsible for his death
Carl doesn't know what he's talking about. Carl's crazy. Carl doesn't know anything.
I know what's best for my kids and I'm the best mother ever. I'm just gonna go
about to bed now. I did what I had to do for my kids. I always do what I have to do for
my kids. Taylor, you better be asleep! You killed Kyle? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, don't say that!
How'd he kill Kyle?
Kyle got him his own.
Can I have a kill?
Can I have fun playing hide-and-go-seek with your friend?
With your big brother?
I wish I coulda played with you guys.
Take a bath.
Ooh.
Kayla, mommy's gonna take a bath, a bubble bath.
We hope that this is all just a business there.
Mary, is that you knocking at our door?
Hm.
Good luck, neighbors.
I'm gonna take a bath.
Because a bath is what a queen deserves.
A bath is only what the best mothers of mothers deserve.
Hm, does that have to-
BOOM!
Hm?
Looks like I'm trying to get back.
One, and a two, and a three, and a four, and a five, and a six, and a seven, and a eight!
How easy is that, huh?
Now, will you excuse me?
I have a shower to take.
Well, a bath.
Ladies take baths.
Queens take bubble baths.
Ha ha!
Mmm.
Ha ha!
Looks like my phone fell in the tub.
Should I look for it?
Am I going to...
Tommy, mommy's in the bath.
Tommy!
You know not to come when Kayla's about to wake up.
You can't have her seeing you.
are you looking for Kyle? well Kyle made a mistake
Tommy sweetheart
Tommy?
Tommy, mom.
Hey, Tommy!
Where the fuck is the gun?
Where's the gun?
Where the fuck is Jack's gun?
Fuck me now.
Where's the fucking gun?
Jesus Louise!
Where's the gun?
I don't know!
Oh shit.
Yo, he's camping me, he's camping me, he's camping me, he's camping me, yo how do I run
for this nigga?
He's spawn camping me!
Good stress, how's the good stress not moving?
You're gonna tell me where the fuck the gun is.
I don't know how you can't fight this nigger.
Okay, I wanna get out but he's camping me chat.
how do I do how do I get out he's camping me
Who the fuck is that?
Who the fuck is that?
Where is he? Where is he?
Come here! Is that Kyle?
Mario.
I need a gun. I need a gun, bro. I need a gun.
Where's the gun?
Oh, he's gone. Come here, bitch. Where you at?
Where you at? Where you at, motherfucker?
Yeah?
Where are you piece of shit?
Huh?
What's up with me?
Can I shoot you two, you'll tell me where he is?
You're bored!
Fucking motherfuckers, where are you?
Where are you?
YOU MUMMA FIVE FREAK!
YOU'RE NOT MY SON!
KIT!
KIT TO BEG!
Oh, bust a cap in your ass!
Now I'm going to see what the shit on my fucking stomach, nigga.
Tommy, I dare you to fuck with me!
to me blow this motherfucker's brains out knock his fucking top off play with me
tommy
I got the fucking spread
Check how many necks is there?
How many necks is there, gang?
We're not going to be on our next level.
What one?
What one?
You kept looking at this little shit.
That sucked my dick, bro.
No, just, just, just...
Yo, bro. Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo, bro.
I bet, in the night 13 I bet.
Bet.
That's how you want to play.
Oh shit.
Oh, Kayla.
Fuck that.
What the fuck?
Oh, I don't- what if I just can't in this room?
Look at her, look at her, look at her.
Bitch!
Survive the night!
F*** me, survive the night!
Turn this fucking shit off!
Survive the m-
I don't know.
What's up?
Surviving there, I survived a fucking night.
What's up?
I can't catch me laughing, I'm capping this box.
My daughter won't see what happened to
What that is
You're good, go to sleep, bitch.
You peed outside the camp, bitch.
We'll break it.
Bitch!
What's the window?
Fuck wrongs you
Fuck life
Where where?
Come on, come on, reach.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
This is a holo.
BANG!
I don't want one
I
Bought it motherfucker door
Oh this piece of shit.
Then I got that GYAH!
Fuck!
Go to the basement, Harp.
Why is Tommy hurting you?
Because he's a fucking celeb.
Fuck Tommy.
I got you sweetie pie. Don't worry. Mommy's got you. Mommy's got you. Don't worry about
Thanks, we are. Come on. Get to bed.
Get!
I
Think I got ADHD bro. I think I got ADHD
My brain just wanted to click the gun cuz I damn soon the shit kind of fun and I just clicked it
Just in the
I thought she was running a monster.
It's the pills.
It's the pills.
It's the pills.
It's the fucking pills.
Gotta give me fucking pills.
It's the pills.
It's a pill, it's not me, it's not me.
I'm trying, y'all saw that, I tried everything
to save my daughter, but in everything for my daughter.
I'm a good mother, I'm a good mother.
I'm a good mom.
People wouldn't even have lasted this long other mothers.
Other mothers wouldn't have lasted this long.
She wouldn't have, they wouldn't have.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm sick of this shit.
What the fuck?
Those annoying ass fucking kids!
Fuck!
You drove me to drink!
You drove me to killin' my own kids!
How bad of a kid you had to be to make me kill you?
Nah, I'm sick of this shit.
What? What the fuck do you want?
What do you want?
Huh?
The hell do you want from me?
Where?
Show me!
Yeah?
Yeah?
Is that where?
Fuck off my fucking house!
You fucking cumbug with a slut!
Turn it off!
Stop it!
Fuck the fuck!
I should choose as many times as I fucking have to.
You crazy shit!
I
Fucking care where are you?
Yeah
What the
What the... where's he?
Come up with that one.
Oh
Shit
Shit turn my fucking lights
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you? Stop! Turn it! Stop you with me!
I'm just fucking shit.
Those kids are playing like they're pranking me, huh?
I knew I didn't kill them. They're still lying pranking me.
Silly little kids.
Kids still playing like they're little pranks.
Kyle's always a prankster.
Always a prankster of the two.
It was like Caleb picked up on his waist.
I knew you guys wouldn't die on mommy like that.
What'd I tell you about leaving the lights on in my house?
I like them on.
I have to see where you guys are at.
Okay?
Okay.
It's like you need to be born at arm still.
Oh, so couldn't have out the power hush heads!
So silly.
So fucking silly.
I'm obviously taking that now, but not only after I TURN OFF THIS FUCKING ICHE!
Not only after I turn off this fucking 8 fucking washing machine!
People think I'm crazy.
But my light, my light did turn on out there, and I didn't turn it off.
But one more night?
Shall we?
K.L.A.R. Kyle! Stop playing with mommy. Wake up please.
Mommy doesn't want to play hide and seek anymore.
Who's that mommy's front door?
fuck you
oh
chill huh
fuck you
fuck you last neck
come on Tommy mommy wants to put you back where you came from
Why are you laughing?
How do I...
How?
How do I kill this motherfucker?
Don't fucking take a step near me.
fuck
the fuck
fuck
what the fuck
what do i do
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck with that sound
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
Tommy!
How do I kill him?
HOW DO I KILL HIM?
What the fuck is Tommy?
This is a Tommy.
I don't like talking to dick!
the
the
the
the
the
the
POSPITALIS LIGGUS!
I don't know where!
Where can I look?
What the fuck can I do?
it's over for me bro it's over bro
it's fucking over bro
what the fuck bro
I can't do this
I give up.
I lost, Gary.
That's Tommy! That's Tommy!
I'm shooting him in the butt. Yeah, in the butt. Yeah, nigga, what's up?
We're in front of the big, big, big fire!
FUSY!
PIECE OF SHIT!
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
AHHHHHH!
I
Know
I thought it told me to, that we're gonna have a good night.
I think it's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be fine.
It's just a dream.
It's just a bad dream.
It's just how to, just just dream.
They play how to see.
They play how to see.
I
Baby's mommy's awake
Nobody's gonna come in now. Nobody's coming in.
Nobody's coming in.
Nobody is coming in. Nobody.
Nobody's coming in.
Taylor, make sure you're safe in there, okay?
You guys are safe in there.
You guys are safe in there.
So, no monsters get to you.
No fucking monsters get to you.
Make some tea.
Make some tea.
Oh, I can't get to the tea.
Haha, don't even play some music.
Don't play some music.
Don't sit like a cat, play some music.
Play music, Tommy?
What the fuck, huh?
What the fucking music?
What the fuck music?
Police? Yes! Yes! Someone who shot at kill us! But I handled it! I handled it! I handled
it! I'm proud of that I handled it! Nobody's here anymore!
Ah, shit!
Fuck!
I just can't go put a bullet in my eyes, bro.
Now you see the dead Demi-Gorgon on the floor?
The ending would have been the same, but just what percentage is on the kids.
I think Howard Bird, next to their father's grave, their uncle Carl, visits them often.
A lot of times we find that Mary was in a psychotic state when she killed Tommy.
What the fuck?
That's crazy we're playing this game around the time of that whole Lindsey case.
Holy shit.
playing this game on the time of that one case with that yeah I didn't go to it
was later found that Mary wasn't behind the other murders in the building whoa
wait what people defending her to you know what you know what though I'm gonna
talk about that a little bit the person responsible for those deaths was never
found there are there are people defending her you're not lying but I'm not
gonna lie mother
this was good chat actually I'm not gonna lie I'm good off scary shit but this
was good it's actually scared me it's actually scared no cow actually actually
scared of. Holy fuck, play mouthwash I did. This was good. Holy, this is actually a scary
game. But with that Lindsey case, I'm not gonna lie, I was so confused like how the fuck is
there a woman defending her? She killed her three kids. But I'm not gonna lie. I talked
to my sister about it and my sister off the rip. Me and my sister kind of think the same.
she was like she kind of said something I was like supporting her and I'm like
okay that's interesting how did you get to that conclusion I did has looked at
her tit-tock algorithm and her Instagram algorithm and on God it's like and
that's all you seen was her algorithm you would probably be under like you'd
probably fit in the same way too bro the way this internet shit pushes shit is
like so great that's all she's seen all she's seen was like propaganda and shit
That propaganda button, you know
She's in a lot of fake shit
Right like I'm a lot of power of social media is crazy
crazy. If y'all know what's actually going on in that case, it's just so crazy. I should
get crazed.
Pop on lies of me.
But people dumb as fuck, yeah, I mean, yo gang.
She strangled her three kids, killed them.
She not even saying that she didn't, she saying that she did.
She admitted to it, even if the defense is admitting to it, but in their cases,
You know
Postpartum a severe case of it, which is okay now arguing that well people in the internet are saying the husband set her up
There's millions of people
On the internet
Supporter she got like probably a million dollars of support of some shit say that the husband set her up
I'm like yo hop like and if you don't agree I don't know somebody that got broken up with a dude
posted a screenshot of his girl or our voice recording or was a screenshot of
his girlfriend literally breaking up with him for like
not
For saying that for being like you for not thinking the husband fucking Sarah or some shit
Like I'm not a lie. I can't have kids with someone who doesn't have compassion towards woman
This then a third I'm just like wow
That's crazy
That's crazy
Just watch dr. K's video on it. He has a good video on it
But uh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie
I got a flight in a few hours game. I thought I was not I thought this is only you'd be like an hour left
So again roblox and shit no time for that. I got a flight and I got finished packing
W strange this this thing for homie
This is a homie feeling strange bruh, I like to this room I
I did indeed, I did indeed, who's awake?
Strange names.
What the fuck was that?
You sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
and then go to the middle.
I'm going to sleep, I have to finish packing.
Ain't no it's bedtime, it's nighttime.
You know, I'm not gonna go to bed,
I'll go straight on the plane.
I technically got the green light.
Rodson and Lacey.
Love, peace.
2026
With the big 50 get in thank you. Love he's
like these
Lay off
But check technically it is nighttime so you and you know what I do at night time to you know, are
We allowed to do that before I you feel me
Nah, I shouldn't. I should just pack. I should just pack for her.
Robles now I was gonna smoke and shit, but I should just back
You do at it bro it causes good sleep and if I can get an hour of napping before the flight
I'm doing it.
in his cantretals what do you do?
he was arguing in WNBA game?
hey wait, did one of them
did one of the players call him out?
is he on bullshit? why was he on one of the games?
was he on bullshit by WNBA players?
why is he on one of the games?
or am I...
Did I read propaganda I just don't remember oh
He's trying to say he's a woman or some shit right like as a as a
Joke to say I could be in WMA because I say I'm a woman I
Think
This might be a bad tape
But for you to care this much
To go out of your way
To like like for you to actually care that much like I ain't talking about make a little comment
Oh, I hate you actually bothers you that much that you
Going to WNBA games and I don't know
You have a bigger problem than whatever the fuck you're focused on game
Holy shit
Holy fuck, like out of all the things you could be doing, you're fucking multi-millionaire,
NBA player, or former, and you're focused on, yo, I'm a woman, I belong in the WNBA.
You're a fucking loser.
Like, you can't be doing nothing else, gay!
It's to prove they rules have flaws, yo bro, gay, like, who fucking cares?
Holy fuck!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'll find you
Chuck
Right here
Any photos
How do I let go
I used to be
Somebody in another state
Chad, Chad
I heard that you're happy
Without me
And I hope it's true
It gives me a little
That's okay
As I die for you
And all I'll do is die for you
Lay out niggas chance they say
Well, all your mommas, your brothers, your daddys
Friends of your family, lay out niggas
See you on the flip
Thank you.