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YRG ON TOP + REACTIEST REACTS + I AM WOLVERINE +STREAMER AWARDS + ALMOSTR LOST MY BALLS???
09-16-2026 · 5h 33m
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Hey, yeah, I had to killin' the men, I had to killin' all of these twins and niggas
And I stood in front of people like the Marguerite, it was my face
When you rocked $2,000 for a long shot, it smelled like a lame
Rockin' the rods and postin' a block, when they see you keep like paper
I'm my animal, all of my jazz, they gonna keep me a heater and a heater
The party was part of when we pulled up, I did not stop in the city
I'll give a story, I don't think I'm believing in me, I don't think I'm believing in me
They wanna pay the pay, pay a hundred thousand, I got a need for it
And you crack big line sealers, and the money is getting in tweezers
Funny how it makes me handle the players always sending the bleachers
Private gentlemen visa, I'll leave this clip on Bita
My brother haven't even run Bita, if y'all know the sound, I'll need ya
I don't need narrowing to make a future, and despite it, the robber's a creature
That's what I did, I'm looking for God, but I can't be nobody's preacher
I ain't nothing like niggas, I rap and I rap with something that should not be a creature
70's hoes, they stop robbing, you can't go by nice to meet ya
I'm here to airbrap, bitch, my bitch straight down to make a pollution
I'm going to watch none of my hearts I'm cracking up so don't need it
Watch how I touch my Peter's get I can turn up a life and leave her
I get because now I want this get back in her revenge her better when it's sweeter
And that paint go way up in meter yeah she bad but I don't need her
I'm dug in the problem today and buy dollars and please don't talk to me neither
On a real curious think he's secret got a secret
Shit!
Shit now that we got the body we're gonna sell it to her like a bicker
Said the fuck make her straight while I lie
We back baby!
We back baby!
We back baby!
We ain't raising the body gon' play
My lover
We got a lot to talk about chat a lot of happiness weekend
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WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
What?
KIA TAKE OVER IS REAL QUICK!
What?
What?
What?
What?
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See what fuck oh shit
It's still there!
It's hitting the finish!
I got the leg up, it's the leg up where it's gonna slip, it's the spill!
My life went out.
Holy fuck.
Jesus.
Fuck.
No.
What the fuck?
Go dad!
What the fuck?
The hell happened?
Ah shit.
Well, I got a chat
I see the IT major. I got this shit. Don't worry
No, we good we good we good
We fix them we fix them we good we good chill we good we good we good we good
Okay, I got a little bit technical difficult these and shit
Oh, we good chat now. I can see chat now. Hi. I feel like magic
What we got going on take it off
Little am I shit probably couldn't wouldn't even reach my uvula
As a nigga, why didn't you type that to me money?
Use a boy, why did you send that?
Listen
Listen, I got pants on under this too by the waist. We got pants. We got short. I don't know if you can see we got some
It's a basketball shorts, you know I'm saying
But listen, I can never put my balls in a onesie can't do it
um
What's I gonna say?
Fuck what's I gonna say? Oh
Oh, chat.
I know it was a little skeptical on Wolverine
because the reviews were looking down bad,
but they're looking terrible.
But you got to understand, they'd
be hate propaganda for shit a lot of the times.
Because when people really got on this game today,
people were like, yo, I thought it was going
to be way worse than what these reviews were making it out
to be.
It was actually fun, playing it on the hardest difficulty
was actually a little bit of a challenge at some bosses.
You feel me?
So how about we test it out and we try it out
and we see if it's asked for ourself?
How about we do that?
Can we do that?
Can we try it ourselves?
It comes from our own clue.
Hey, what's good, YouTube?
YouTube, we're happy.
What the fuck is that?
Who the hell is that?
Who is that?
Who's thing the fuck is this?
Who's this bitch?
Who is this bitch?
Who did this now?
you fucking poser
yeah I'll be a fire as Wolverine if he was a normal real nigga height whoa
Wolverine gotta be four foot tall why could he be like a six foot demon why
he got to be costing that Platboard Max archetype Bill dude your hideous what
What the fuck?
What?
Why are you just, why?
Yo, what are you talking about?
What is this AI slot?
What, how is this AI slot, you bitch?
How is this AI slot?
man you look ridiculous take it off I'll take the mask off cuz it doesn't
seem like there's any imminent danger as of right now but we gonna keep the
suit on in case sabertooth come through with me mad or doom or some shit come
through try to start some shit you know I was on listen we got a lot to talk
about from this weekend shit golden durang too man come on I gotta play the
park what what what what what come up to rap also be
What color is that supposed to be bruh?
Thumbnail. Thumbnail.
Thumbnail.
Bon's cook up with that shit.
Bon's cook up.
Bon's go crazy.
This shit is a mystery, y'all.
What did you just say?
Bon, that's not something I'm making.
Thank you for the hundred, yo, yo, why you slurping me out like that?
This your future right here, Lufix.
Yo, what?
Don't do Lufix like that.
Listen, thank you for the hundred gifted king on tape with the Tavius Tay-Tay's.
I appreciate those out of the new use, out of the Zuzu UU's.
Okay, chat.
The path you days have been a little crazy, huh?
The path you gave me, little K.
Mark Phyllis birthday tonight.
Yo, that nigga old as fuck.
You so pretty, thank you, beautiful.
Thank you.
So how do we start this off, chat?
So, those of you that don't know,
we was doing our first nuts lock
And then trying to do a fucking game of marathon because I underestimated this shit, right?
W16,000 subscribers in the motherfucking chat. I can give a kiss to every single one of y'all niggas.
Every single one of you motherfuckers.
Now listen.
I'm starting from the top for the people that wasn't here.
I already know you know y'all niggas smart, y'all niggas been here.
But if y'all don't know what I, the top of challenge I did, just put this in perspective.
You all played Eldering before, but imagine you have to play Eldering for the first time.
If you die you start from the beginning.
If your weapon breaks you can't heal it, you can't fix it, you have to find a new weapon.
You cannot find two items in the same area, and you cannot heal during battle.
So if you get hit you have to defeat your boss without healing, and just finger that
out on the fly.
Okay?
Just imagine that, but turns 10 or some shit.
I got it to let's say you get up to the last boss and you die
Lost it is what it is boom
I'm mad. I'm so mad. I'm furious
It took me 10 days to do that because niggas niggas were telling me someone take me a year
I did it in 10 days, but I didn't really finish it super baby Joker. Thank you for the 25 mother fucking gift is
In the way I lost
Imagine you're at the last two bosses and
And in the first boss, you're about to die, but use a shield to save yourself, but the shield breaks, but you win the fight.
You use the shield to save yourself, but you lose the fight, but you win the fight.
But now you're going into the last fight with no shield now, because you used it to protect yourself.
It broke. You're doing a nuzlocke. You can't get your shield back, motherfucker. It's gone.
And in the one moment that you need to use the shield it's not there you get paralyzed
You get slumped you get put this in all the orange. He hits you whatever you lose
I'm so disappointed at this point right I was getting no sleep I
Missed my meals missing like I just for 10 days straight cool. I
Got it going on New York now for my boy cast in that fashion show
It was fashion week the whole week. We missed the whole week. But we going to that VVET show
That's my butters for show ever we're calling
Okay, I may try to pack the night before one shit. Mama helped me shout out my narration. I was busy. Did I'm saying?
I'm at the airport
Just just just sad. Oh no before the airport. I'm sitting outside satisfied
Well, Colton comes outside, Colton and Caleb is like,
sit right there, you're gonna take this for Twitter.
Take the picture, sends it to me.
I think about something right to these niggas,
because I do feel bad for not finishing this shit.
Post it on Twitter.
I open back my Twitter a few minutes later,
and I see it.
I see a little insect, a little parasite, a little gnat, with a G in the front, a little
gnat, a little gnat.
It's in my motherfucking comments talking shit.
At this point, you already know, I was at the most rage-baitable part of my fucking existence.
I have never been that upset after doing something on a shrink.
I was so tight.
And to see this milk dead shaped head ass nigga,
this little head wide shoulder body ass nigga,
little claw on teeth, little claw on the nigga
walked like this all the time.
He walked like this when his palms facing his back.
You can't trust a nigga who don't trust himself.
He don't even got his palms facing himself when he walked.
He walked like this.
He walked like this.
He squared up like this.
Shit pissed me off.
In my comments talking shit about some shit,
He know nothing, he wouldn't, that nigga wouldn't make it out of pallet town.
But, nonetheless, he talked me in the shit, he trolled me in the comments.
I ain't never blocked the motherfucking that quick in my goddamn motherfucking life.
Cool, I get out to Ubu, I'm in the airport, I'm like damn, I ain't eat all day.
Look at something
Go to the food court as I'm in mind waiting for something to eat my stomach like my pubes is like
My stomach feeling a little tingly and shit
And so is kind of like my dick like my dick had feeling a little tingly I said whoa
Yeah, that bitch I thought two three four five years ago. You know I'm asexual now. Yeah, that bitch give me some shit
What the fuck oh
Oh, I don't know. Why am I dick-timbering? Let me go piss. Maybe I got a piss or some shit, right?
So I'm peeing in the toilet. Just like this.
And it feels normal because I feel like my bladder was full. That's why my stomach was hurting or some shit.
That's what it felt like. It felt like my stomach, my pubes, inside my pubes and my stomach was like us.
So I tried to us by us. But the shit wasn't working. My neck, my stomach was still hurting.
Like, damn, do I need to take a shit?
So I put my toilet paper around the seat, just like these.
I plopped my ass on that seat.
Ah! I tried to push! Ah!
Ain't nothing coming out. No farts, no nothing.
No gas, no nothing.
I'm like, damn, why the fuck my stomach hurt this bad?
What the hell's going on? What the fuck?
But shit, the flight's about to stop boarding in five minutes.
I gotta, huh, huh, huh, huh, I gotta get the fuck out of there, bitch.
I ain't missing my flight, and my stomach and my dick still feel a little weird, too.
And I fucking hate missing his flight.
I gotta make it to that derri-vi-vet, my nigga.
As soon as I get on that plane, luckily,
there was nobody sitting to the left and right,
to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the,
to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the,
out the whole road to myself.
But the stomach pain is getting worse and worse.
I'm like, fuck, at this point,
I'm sitting on the plane.
I got my bags up and shit.
Pain is like an eight out of 10 right now.
No audible noises are starting in this a little bit.
I'm like, what the fuck, bro, what the fuck?
And I'm feeling that shit in my,
as soon as I feel it in my testicles again,
I'm like, oh no, no, no, no, no, please don't let this be.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
I felt this feeling before.
I felt this before.
Because now the pains are not out of tune
and I make the sounds of shit.
I got my legs stretched out on the floor like this.
I'm like this trying to find a comfortable position.
I'm like, uh, uh, uh, uh, get up like, uh, uh, uh,
and the whole day walk by, he's like,
cause he getting on the plane, he's like,
we need to take a shit, I'm like, no, bro, my stomach, bro.
He's like, oh, shit, then he goes and sits down,
I'm like, uh, uh, uh, and then the flight attendant,
I'm over here, now I'm texting my people,
I'm like, yo, bro, cause Jamie,
he working in the hospital, yo, bro, what does this mean?
At the right side of my shit,
that's where I hurt, like right, right, right here,
but it also hurts all right here,
It hurts my motherfucking balls.
And Jordan's like,
do you think you have torsion again?
Mind you, that was the one thing already on my brain.
So when he said this shit, I said, oh, shit.
Because you have no number.
Once upon a time, I got to stick to torsion in 2021
or 2022, I forgot the year, 2021, I forgot.
You're about to put me to surgery
and my balls unraveled.
My mom sent me here for an appointment
so it can never happen again.
Turns out that when the doctor was explaining to me
what they were gonna do,
they were gonna staple my balls together.
I said, doc, no thank you, I'm not this bitch.
So I never got no procedure to make sure
it doesn't happen again.
Cause fuck that, give me, I like my chances.
It's like a one in a million.
I'm not gonna get hit one in a million again, am I right?
Feel me?
So I'm on the plane, ah shit!
And the fight attendants are like, oh what the fuck?
Do we have a doctor on board?
Do we have a doctor on board?
That's when this fine gentleman right here
One of the one of the
And they're talking to air traffic control like oh, what do we do? What do we do buzz a bit of a butt?
Actually, there's a doctor on board blizzard blood. Whatever this kind man
Come on me. Let's rest. I scroll for y'all cuz I got a picture the nigga in my phone and shit shout out this young kind gentlemen
He came oh, oh shit
He came over Jose he was helping me out
That's what I'm about to do.
Hold on, let me make sure to us, us, us, us, us, us.
Oh.
He was helping me out.
You see, he got the shit around his neck that the doctors eat.
You see what I'm saying?
He was helping me out.
He was fucking Superman in his bitch.
Right? And at this point, pain 10 out of 10.
I'm making sounds. I'm like, I'm trying to let him...
I'm on the side of the seat like, ah!
You see what I'm saying?
like yo let me see your balls put your balls in my hand yeah yeah yeah Jose's
like whoa I'm like what I mind you there's niggas in other seats and shit
he looks up he's like hmm looks pretty secluded to me I'm like ah bro it's not
secluded bro what the fuck he's like let me see your butt like he was overly
tired let me see my balls and shit like fuck I'm like I could touch him they
don't really feel swollen cuz he's like let me go this is secluded over here just
take him out I'm like I'm touching him though like they don't feel so like you
feel me long story short these motherfuckers turned up I don't know how
these niggas did this shit usually a flight from here to New York I'm not
even a daughter after you
you know here's the one part up you know thank you guy for helping me with
my stomach and shit but like when I tell you okay so here's what the
Senate was I had the whole row there was another role across from me that one
One lady was sitting in, but all back the window.
He could have sat on the edge on that aisle so he could be close to me.
No, that nigga was sitting by my feet and my knees the whole time.
Right?
So I would close my eyes and I would open him and he would just be like this.
Are you okay?
I'm like, yeah.
I would close my eyes.
Every time I would open him he would just be like this.
Can I touch your balls?
No, not can I touch your balls.
But can I see your balls now?
And the whole thing is just like, whoa.
But whatever.
It's cool.
Dude, help me out though.
It wasn't a weird shit.
You feel me?
Like, in my head I'm like,
yo, I just need to thug it out.
Maybe I should really just tip my balls out
cause whatever, but now I'm gonna thug it out, bro.
Whatever.
They call that air traffic control,
they're like, okay, we stopped all landings
in LaGuardia, New York city,
I mean, in New York, LaGuardia, whatever.
You're gonna be, they turned a two, three hour flight.
It's like two hours and 15 minutes.
I swear to God, I don't know how to,
we got to New York that quick.
Landed in that bitch.
Took me to the hospital.
Bro, I got to the hospital at like midnight, 1130
or some shit.
I didn't get seen like I didn't do my first test until like 4 a.m.
I'm screaming in pain for that motherfucking long and the only reason why I ended after the test
I didn't even get answers to like 6 30 a.m.
And only why I got answers is because the nurse was like yo
You have stones we could see it and the doctor has known for like two hours
And he's supposed to be giving you this medication to
Relax your whatever the fuck so the stones to pass through easier
So I'm gonna just give it to you because he's not to you and he should have been giving this I see your paid
She did I snuck off it like you didn't want to say I feel me that shit and yeah, whatever
So she was a W. She fucking help
But like I did a whole bunch of tests whole bunch of everything you feel me
My I look hydrated as fuck. I drink enough water. They're just like yo sometimes genetically randomly throughout your life
It could happen again like 20 you just might get calcified
Like there's nothing wrong with you. You're fucking healthy like health wise check your blood earth like you're good
But then I told him about this last week of radical red that I had where like I'm not gonna lie
I was not drinking enough fluids and I was not eating
That well I was having a bunch of sodium and Chipotle and barely drink I was skipping my drink meals and shit
Yo, can't I think for the fit to get this? Thank you. Oh, thank you so fucking much
Thank you. Thank you
County you fucking dull
sugar pops
Listen
And they're like, oh, okay
So most likely they're telling me one was already forming and the stress that I gave my body over the last week
I'm not drinking enough fluids and eating shitty and just getting two hours of sleep every day and just staying on the
That probably did some shit. What regardless my insides was bleeding chat and shit cut up my insides
They cut up my motherfucking insides whatever I thought I was gonna make it to car shit cuz it was hurting so bad and over time
it just kind of
Got better, I guess and it was like coming and going instead. It was like coming and going
going. That ass is the second story you've done that had my love, made my balls more.
Yeah, wait, hold on. Jack, stop talking, hold your breath for five seconds. Okay. Yeah,
I
Yeah, said I got stones and I'm like yo, bro, so I'm not gonna like piss him out like what's gonna happen
She's like, yeah, right. Is it gonna hurt?
Say, yeah, Jose told me he had that shit before he's like all he kept telling me that every time you go pee
You don't know what's gonna happen. Just grip on some chat. I don't know if I pitted out yet. Okay, breathe breathe
breathe
But it doesn't hurt like that no more. Maybe I peed it out and it wasn't that big so I didn't feel it
Or maybe it's still in there and I don't know like what if like during this stream I go pissless
And you know what's crazy, I don't know what I did in my past life or I don't know what curse someone put on me because I'm God
on GOD
I always told my homies and my family and my friends in high school my worst fear is my balls twisting or having to piss out a
Fucking kidney stone a calcium like bro and both those things have happened to me in the last four years, bro
or five
Super girly. Thank you for the go. What am I done for y'all to keep gifting me all these gifts? Oh my god
Drink water I don't think you understand how fucking clear my fucking pisses gang
You're made it okay, but
Yes, you literally said no more water than you already drink is gonna fix it like just keep going what you're doing and
Because this was bad RNGs. That's another name chat. I don't like our energy. So regardless. We were discharged
I'm like, yes, I can make it to car show. Yes, just as I can make the car show
Child make it to car show
Be that day be that night
Looks beautiful by the way the vibe the environment
everything gave if you've been to a fashion show but it was just like a
right like a fashion show game it was just like a fashion show you feel me
fashion show starts shit was lit y'all seen the fish y'all seen the clothes
I am this is all assigned seats I was put he put me next to a like Chris
You feel me?
That's how it sees.
Right?
I see Kyle Huggins' mom and his family
and I'm like, damn, that's some real shit.
Like that shit don't make me shed a tear.
I swear on my life, Chad.
I would not do this if otherwise.
So I'm thinking in his head,
oh, that was probably playing, probably talking to him
like, yo, I'm gonna hug you.
You're probably gonna hug your hand, P2.
I had that initial thought in my head.
Bro.
this nigga comes walking he goes walking pretend you're me check pretend
you're my eyeballs he's walking this is the wrong way you're where I'm sitting
he may he's looking to be dead in my eyes so my oh shit
What the fuck? This shit be so- Okay, shit!
I stand up. By the time I stand up, this nigga bang the corner, I'm like, oh my god.
I have two options here.
I'm in the anime- I'm like, ugh.
What the fuck? Like, I'm like, oh, shit. Like, my world's froze.
What do I do? What do I do? What do I sit back down?
But I'm already standing up. If I sit back down, I'm like, fuck, retarded.
And I'm like, no.
This is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go in for a backpack.
So he knows I'm standing up, so he knows I at least give it that so it looks less bad.
You feel me?
Cause I don't know what the camera's seeing right now.
Nani?
Okay.
Bet.
Let me give it a hug.
My dog.
Zoom.
Now I'm thinking, huh?
I've seen my life flash before.
I've seen these radical rare, up in the bar, my balls, I've seen everything.
I'm sure I'm missing my ass. I ain't nobody seen that shit the camera probably from top view
They paying attention that shit cameras probably not even that good and they get fuck they can't see all the quality
You got the end of the show open Twitter
Open to the right
And I ain't really open to it all day because I've been in awesome, but what is this?
Why was them cameras that clear on my nigga, why, where the fuck was that camera at bitch?
Yo the way I'm like yo, I did not just lose radical red, hop on an airplane, my inside
I start bleeding, think of my balls exploded,
get Kenny's songs, hop off that bitch,
and get air in front of millions of money.
That did not just happen.
This was not my last 24 hours of my life.
And then this nigga texted me, I ain't see almost,
went over to his hotel and fuck him.
His ass, the fuck is he talking about?
But after party was cool everything was cool everything was fun everything was
Everything was cool, bro. All right, everything was cool
Everything was cool. Everything was fun
We talked at after party shit was lit drank a little bit. You feel me and now we're here
We are here
Almost fuck. They know we not
No, I almost fucked the nigga nigga
Care
Mom, I spent a whole I spent a whole night with care damn there. Well, not really agent
You know, I don't do parties like that
So the whole night was sitting at Emily damn here, bro
Okay, that's my that's like that's really family, bro
That's really family game. No cap. I love them niggas
Why do I got a mod type of elephant in my shit?
anything else agent was fitted don't get me started with that nigga bro I say he
could at least one all black bro you could have worked your shit but all
black bro you feel me
I
Bro, okay, I'm gonna keep it real
Chill
We got hellish it to do today game
We got streamer warship. We got links. We got YouTube
But you feel me shit don't got nothing to do with me
But I am happy for niggas, but shit don't wanna do
I'm not getting it.
You see me?
You know?
See me?
That's...
Do you know what I'm saying?
I am proud of niggas though.
I'm happy for niggas, but
that's not my situation.
You know?
Now!
We got shit to do though. Okay, we got shit to do. Do y'all respect it? Do y'all respect
it? Like you feel me? I don't, you know, I don't want dragon or nothing. Just keep
it feel me? That's not my business. Yo, that's the end of the dawn. What the fuck is
time out. Okay, don't chat. We do got to vote in these though. We do got to vote in these
though. All right. This is gonna be hard. One, why do you don't vote for shit? So chat,
We ain't winning shit this year, okay?
If there was a year that I believe in them things,
it would probably be this year.
Now I ain't gonna lie,
we didn't want to take care of takers last year.
We're fucked.
Okay.
But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna vote myself
for something, okay?
I'm voting.
I'm not voting fuck you.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, what do you think we can realistically win though?
What do you think we can realistically win?
Be honest, just chatting.
Best music streamer, who are we going?
I know a lot of people saying pvm
But have you heard that you're a rage mrs. Freerun a rich rich man, I think not I
Think not sleeper pick
Agent drop some shit yesterday. I don't know if you I don't even know if you was there back then for the tbt is the throwbacks
Yes, Max is a great pick.
But I'm just helping y'all think outside the box.
You know?
But we can go pop one, Max here.
We can go pop one, Max here.
We can go pop one, Max here.
We can go pop one, Max here.
We can go pop one, Max here.
We can go pop one, Max here.
Wait.
Wait, so, what are you talking about, Chad?
What's that?
What's SGTMG Wi-Fi?
I think I need a new suit.
Boom. Your nominations have been submitted. What the fuck? Oh. Best creative art streamer.
Chat, you got to help me out!
Mari.
Oh my god.
I will vote for Mari every fucking time to win any award.
I don't give a fuck.
Best role-play streamer
Juicy Jacob is it Juicy Jacob is it Juicy Jacob?
Case odd like
Okay, let me say why I'm laughing
Because every time you go to best role-play streamer is the chat looks the same every year case auto phantom
I don't even know if they streamed this year. I think I like I don't know what RP
They've even done this year. I've been so out of it, but it's like you just know case on the Phantom are gonna be
Every time
Case I just did a RP marathon. Oh
Okay
Would I be crazy for putting stacks woo-wop?
What I be crazy for putting stacks woo-wop
Stacks woo-wop yo woo-wop
Yo stacks no for real on a serious note
If K-Son didn't have me at Sniper Point, I would probably, I'd probably put you, Gingy.
Stax Wuh-Wah.
Okay, I'ma stop playing with his name like that, you know, Stax, no cap.
Or Dean.
Oh my God, Dean is actually great.
Qienta, thanks for the 25 gifteds.
Qienta!
Hey!
Austin's show's doing so good at NoPixel,
yo, I was supposed to play in that.
Oh, I'm not gonna lie,
that might be some shit where I off stream watched clips.
Is XUC doing good in there?
I know he's always pretty decent at RP, is he?
Oh, he gets good viewership at RP.
Austin's doing good in there, I love that.
Is Dean in the NoPixel server?
whose POV is the best right now? Like let's keep it straight.
Jason's doing RP as his dad.
Ray, I should see hands down. Is there any drama yet? Is there any drama?
Me a lot
Okay, okay, okay, okay, that's a mobile streamer
Who we going
Dante's don't I need to got a nice voice
Don't I like like listen to that nigga talk no
Is he like yeah like you want to do this?
He's mentally insane hell no you just won't even know I said bro I don't don't test don't
He be having no shirt on
He be having no shirt on all right
He got on tank top. Oh, maybe it's tank tops
You white boy
That's what you remember I
Remember having like an accent or some shit
so we doing Dante's or Tyler one he's the you of League of Legends
Dante's okay Dante's and I'm gonna talk shit to Tyler one while we're playing
poker but that's why I voted for fucking Dante's no no I'm gonna tell the one
It's my fucking guy. Sorry. It's popularity contest. I'm playing. Dante's probably great
Best brand partner water to a brand that keeps streamers aspirations come true through brand partners Marvel rivals Nettys
Illuminism with the five gift
I
Tone
Who the fuck tone giving money to nigga now I don't know about
Cal-she I think I lost that Cal-she shit
Yeah, I think I lost that Cal-she shit
I think can't understands if you're not on my ass about sports better
I'm just not about these shit. I'm just not gonna do it
But you gotta be on my ass. Oh, I'm just like this can't be confused what it doesn't get done, but
They said thank God we're free once the last time you seem like had a cowshy segment retards
Don't we get that shit back? Maybe just cuz basketball season is over. Let's lock in cam try to get that shit back
fuck
But man's latest
Best brand part is net ease that's rivals count bro
You don't understand every month like two times a month
They're giving out so much money for people like and like like come on, bro
Brown doing that ease that's rivals, bro
That's my personal it is hidden general or recognized a grown streamer African under 20
hidden gem or recognized a grown streamer African under 20 years of past year this
or goes to a hidden gem that deserves to shine. How many viewers is Lee average this year?
Under 200? Yo, if y'all don't nominate Rock Outfucking Lee right now, nigga, what?
Jay mommy lea twerk. Oh
They hold on Lee
Tell me something nice right now if you want this boat niggas I go to Jay mommy with a swiftness my good
Yo, Lee, tell me something I like right now
Better be in the motherfuckers string probably not
No, no, no
That's how you moving I'm moving
If y'all don't go rock out motherfucking leave right fucking now nigga
You don't rock out what you fucking cock out that's for my streamer
Who the best for that shimmer chat
I
Did I'm gonna go say Lacey look like that even though it's for real like clicks or some shit, right?
You not gonna lie nigga, what the fuck is you talking about?
Nick and 30 give it to Lacey fuck it
You know what Lacey?
We're gonna to you fat, but
Get over there. Oh, how about that one best best battle royale streamer?
You know what's crazy
Mine's probably be an unpopular opinion
But I'm or something because I'll watch YouTube shorts and whenever I watch YouTube shorts
There's these war zone is that just go crazy and trolling and there's one that I swear
He takes coke or crack before he gets in these fucking researchers lobbies
He's like deadpools. He's like, his name's Cammie. Cammie. Hi, name's Cammie. He's like fucking Tourette's and shit or that black guy
I'd be roasting it cuz I see fucking open and shit gang. He'd be he'd be fucking playing any niggas and telling them what they back
Oh, you're about to jumpy here. He's just be fine. I'm niggas. Do you mean? Oh, no, you're bronze. Oh, you feel me?
That nigga that nigga lit the nigga with the dread. I fought with that nigga. Feel me?
Cammie is funny. Yeah, I like Cammie. I go lie. Yeah, that's sinful nigga
Yo, he caught a nigga talking shit that he wouldn't be one of them fucking put his dick in him nigga fuck yo
That's my YouTube shorts. You feel me? I'll be watching that shit. No cap. No cap
And I've been watching Jinx he gets rating rating motherfuckers guessing people's rights. He be
That guy's better than me. Oh
He did a fucking jiggle peak. Oh, he's champion. He champion
and that's the best play I've ever seen in my life.
That's Jinxie, bro, that's just me.
I'll be locked in watching them,
I'll be watching them shorts just like this.
Not knowing what the fuck he talking about.
I don't play Rainbow Six Season,
I'm gonna watch them Jinxie shorts every time.
Every time.
And then he had good, he had good aim.
Buzza, nigga lose, buzza, nigga miss buzza.
You feel me?
He didn't shoot the camera
because that would give away his position
And he's not in the camera, so he just walked past the camera.
Oh, he hacked his camera and took,
that is the best play of the day.
Tell me, wait, best battle of the day at streamer.
Where we going?
God, I see that.
You dragging it out of your band.
How about that one?
No, I'm not gonna ban you, I'm not gonna ban you.
I'm not gonna ban you.
I ain't gonna ban you, bruh.
I ain't gonna do you like that.
I ain't gonna do you like that, bruh.
Best bottle of ale shimmer, who we going?
Damn little lady Duke water for you saying Duke
No, I'm going can be gang I spent a camera nigga or the other nigga the black nigga
RDC yo are you saying good at shit if his name is not Leland or Dylan gang fuck out her
fuck is wrong too yes sinful sinful or camey yo you're leaving I don't like how you get
you how you and motherfucking Dylan y'all y'all got all the gaming criss but Martin get all the
credit. I don't understand how to be working. I don't get it. Also no more
to animate in that nigga. Didn't understand but he get credit for being
animated. I don't know. I don't I don't get it. Listen. Is it can be with just C.A.M.
Wild? I don't know. He's still bad about the right day. Oh god. Wait, I need to block
But he's still blocked
WM
Okay, or sinful sinful it nice to a fuck with sinful. I want to be his friend best fighting game streamer
Who we playing a lot of fighting games?
No to your God.
Yo, he's been having a rough year.
Alright, y'all been on his niggas.
And aren't we all about forgiving and forgetting now on some shit?
Best MMORPG streamer.
Oh.
He deserves it wait wait, I don't know wait why y'all be on his ass. I don't even remember
Why was he I'm not gonna ask no questions. I don't know no drop no lore about nothing
I just be seeing niggas flying like his bro. I don't know no lore. I'm not gonna ask no questions
Best MMO RPG streamer
He's a what
Rage kid, I do stuff to your hole.
Alright.
Here's what we're going to do.
Here's what we're going to do.
We're going to get your fuck out of here.
Put that one.
First time check.
Interesting.
Here's what we're going to do.
Espan, congratulations.
You made my meaningless nomination for the best MMORPG streamer.
Why you may ask?
I don't know.
I don't know any MMORPG streamers and I'm cool with you.
You're cool with me.
You're a good guy.
All right.
So, we're going to vote you, Eson.
Best Coast Game Streamer.
Thank you for making this category because I get to put queso in here and not worry about
be threatened for not voting for him and anything else okay because I have been
threatened before okay case so is the best oh wait huh
senior age talks in the chat I see I see your age talks in the chat let's be
hundred though cozy the fine cozy we be playing a game all the way up to five
six again while I'm didn't sleep and not sleeping you didn't say you don't play
cozy games bro yeah bro come on I play cozy games your game play is stressful
And there's a lot of me sleep deprived not cozy
What the fuck
Did I go fuck you right here?
Because we love Ray
I already do a queso here because case those like the goat cozy right now
I was going to do games like Pokemon, Pokemon Pio or Bookshelf or Coffee Shop.
I literally play Pokemon.
I literally watch people play Pokemon.
Valkyrie for nominations.
Oh yeah, let's get Valkyrie up there for the nominations.
We already got nominated, bro.
K-Souls for sure are going to get nominated.
I'll play this nominations.
Best speedrun streamer.
Ludwig. Not you, yo. Fuck speedrunning. That's just, who, who you got? Squeaks? I don't know,
Squeaks. Ludwig? Why y'all saying P5? Does Ludwig speedrun? That's, that nuzzle up with
fast as fuck? Okay. Yeah, I don't want to speedrun games I don't give a fuck about.
That's what I meant to say.
Who the fuck you like, bro?
Wasn't my idea, bro.
Fuck that shit.
Hey, P5!
Who do we vote?
You know what, I just, just, oh.
I'm doing a lot of big bro. I don't even know he's valid for this year, but let's do it
That's more shrieber cause they fight reacts
Or is this lame idea this
What's his oh, I'm going cash nasty
Why does he get auto nominated and won't up there because he watches a lot of shit that
I watch off stream that I do want that have tried to watch on stream, but y'all wasn't
fucking with it but I might start get back on it but it's kind of hard because
the other videos are fucking like pay-per-view now so it's hard to watch
them on game but like ballast life off the dribble next chapter all the one of
you on shit that is my shit I love that shit
so next that's my crash streamer you're raised motherfucking gaming do you see
the lunar client right now do you see the lunar do you see the lunar do you see
the lunar I'm going float is I don't give a fuck I'm going float is chat vote my
dog float is voted motherfuckers shit right here he's the goalie he'll cook
your favorite streamer in Minecraft I'm gonna fuck nigga fuck look my dog float
is let's get my dog nominated I want to see him on the big screen no cat I want
to see him on the big screen he can't beat dude nigga I beat my dick in your
mouth maybe fuck flow you left my outfit
Best FPS streamer who we're going
You ever he said I look good oh
Wait, is it Jinxie no Jinxie. I'll vote Jinx for oh, no, I'm gamer of the year. Let's be a hundred
Should I do It's Timmy for FPS and then Jixi for Gamer?
Best strategy game streamer.
Pokemon is a strategy game.
Pokemon!
Pokemon!
Your rage!
Come out.
For you to come out nigga, fuck.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
For you to come out.
League of their own.
Stringer who creates truly one of a kind content,
pioneering a niche or category that no one else does
or created in the rules simply to league of their own.
You're a fucking damnit nigga.
For you to come out.
You're a damn nigga.
What?
Show me nothing nigga that ever did
in the Nuzlocke Marathon.
Puss side, nigga.
Oh and fucking radical red.
Come out.
Let's go my Hilo again.
You lost? Well, I'm gonna beat it.
Check!
I'm attempting the radical run, radical reds, uh, uh, Nuzlocke again at the end of the month.
I'm aiming for the 27th.
I'm attempting it again, I don't care.
That is the only time I feel like I'm gonna be free.
Wait, that's in a week.
Fuck.
So in a week, I'm attempting it again. I can't I haven't been able to sleep properly I
Haven't been able to sleep properly and I will be drinking lots of water
To I
Will be starting Green Lantern on patreon
I will be starting Green Lantern on patreon
And we will be caught up with the world watching episodes with the world
do you understand me we'll be getting patreon's this week how many green
lanterns episodes are there I know we have DD and one piece but we cannot let
the world pass us by because of two shows only
I heard lanterns was pretty good is it good enough to binge catch up or good
enough just to be good enough is it good enough to watch with Caleb right next
Huh, maybe we got to show Caleb his little retard takes
Talking to me
Let's get Caleb on the patreon's pinned you're not the Green Lantern
I'm not the Green Lantern
Because I'm Wolverine.
And I will kill you.
And it's not the last thing I do.
I will tear your intestines out, your belly button, and wrap around your neck, and squeeze
your face, your eyeballs pop out, then take it out, and shove it up on everyone and single
one of your buttholes.
I will shove my claws up your toes, under your nail, and go inside the skin of your
toes, and claw the skin off your feet.
I will take my claws above your collarbone, and rip them down to your ribs.
I will rip your collarbones down to your fuckin' ribs.
Now your collarbone had not given an extra rib,
but it's really your fuckin' collarbone, motherfucker.
I'm going to put it in the fridge for a little bit more.
Right now, League of their own, we got Maia Higa, who's hard right now, don't lie.
We got League of their own, and it's the Maia Higa's of the Higa family.
Get out the biacumon.
Let's do it.
Best reality streamer.
Streamer who flawlessly creates the best blend of IRL
and desktop content.
Balancing both seamless to create,
seamlessly to create constant entertaining streams.
Look here, I'm always saying me.
But we have to be smart here.
We're probably only going to get nominated for one award,
or actually win one award.
So we have to focus our efforts in one area,
because you can tell YG to vote multiple things,
they get confused.
So let's help our friends out instead.
I'm going to stab a Ronaldo.
For reality, I'm doing stable Ronaldo
Cuz that isn't best IRL streamer
I feel like Jason could go here.
I think Emily could go here and Speed could go here.
Speed will get auto-voted.
He does need our help for this nomination.
He will get auto-voted in almost every category.
It's Speed.
He's the most famous in the world.
So we go extra Emily here, help us to stop and I do believe she's actually a great RL
streamer, she's different, don't troll, you already know how I feel about that shit.
Best vertical live streamer.
Are there any bitches out here popping pussy vertical?
What who's the best vertical live streamer?
Is
Am I still on his vertical shit?
Is Am I still on his vertical shit?
Shall we go for the high family over here?
Ame high of the high family will be nominated for an award
And that award will be the best vertical I've seen
Stream game of the year. Ah, listen, I think go three ways and go that picked old small
and pick man when you're hiding shit that that Mecca it could be rivals or could be
that streamer game, that streamer RP game.
Yeah, that content king shit.
I'm gonna go rivals.
Rivals are content king.
We have 16.3k subs.
Y'all are fucking preposterous.
That was disgusting when I just did it.
It is Rivals.
Hmm.
What if I touch you with these gloves on?
Then what?
What would you do?
Now come. That was a test. You're fucking bad. You got him. You got him.
Horrible. Thanks for the bad buddy. No, no, no.
Puzzle to the message. You got him.
What is this? How are you? How is that hurricane?
Best content group.
C to the R. Wait. C to the O to the R to the E. Psyche.
What's the nigga's name?
The Cap of Hollis.
Cap of Hollis.
Cap of Hollis.
The Cap of Hollis and his bitch.
I swear, maybe.
They broke up.
Look at me, they broke up.
Who broke up?
Nah, I be seeing them together still.
I'm trippin'.
RDC, okay, listen, I'm going to keep it a bane.
The best content group is Core, right?
But I think we need RDC nominated.
I think Klara is an auto nomination, but is there another award that we can vote RDC for?
Like how they usually have like the, how do I say, there's usually an award for them,
for them but they'd be owning damn what are they looking for
yo are they looking for variety I like agent and variety I think of agent I
think of variety. Damn, it didn't look in reality too. It didn't look in reality and
variety. But RDC is overly variety, bro. RDC always on the game, gang. I know I'll put
They're just like, come on, content group, let's do it.
Best international streamer.
The top streamer selling a content group
for a global audience, specifically catering to
an international or non-North American English
speaking audience.
Oh yeah, all they picks up is going crazy, come on, chat.
That's stream duo.
What is it?
Why does it crud and gorg?
No, get the fuck out of here!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yo get the fuck out of here bruh!
What?
What were you putting in here bruh?
Yo me and Emily did hit 25 hours.
What do you mean, sitting here at 25 hours?
just choose. All I'm saying, I ain't gonna say too much. Men's Center is gonna hit 25
hours before the shoot. I ain't gonna say too much. But yeah, so just pretend Men's
Alright 25 hours
You got some shit cooking something like that very soon
Yes, I got more than 25 out what am I talking about fucking two three days in a fucking marathon with her I
Don't know who to choose
Look realistically a B&D and probably gonna win this whole award
I see me allowing kick niggas on here 80 and Dean are probably gonna win this whole award
But I'm trying to get some nominations in this bitch you did I'm saying
Jack you're raising who just put it. This is if you get a nom
eight 80 and Dean probably going this
Let's see if we can get a nom don't see gore
Speed and count when it is. Oh, it's a beat. It's a beat the nomination say 80 Dean speed Kai
Oh fuck I like this one
I like this one out
I
Adapted my yeah, that's a my go man there. My name rain. I'm gonna get
Your agent Kenney songs
What the fuck
Did you say you could vote cameraman
Your agent Colton don't even get me started
Sinner Rosie is calm. Oh my god
Your age in the calm your age Emily come Gorgon Creek in crud is calm
Who we voted hurry up there's so many offense
Who do you think really silly is my best duo of this year though think about this year
beginning of the year everything we did so much with Senna we did so much with
Emily we did a lot with Dante in the beginning and the middle they just
stuff gets forgotten about even the beginning we did so for Senna and I
mean in the middle we did so for Senna and in the beginning stuff for Emily
yo we're still doing stuff with Dante dead ass me and Dante if we do something
I'm actually doing something pretty big with Senna.
I don't know how big, but I'm doing something fun with Senna.
Like, I don't want to say it's big.
I'm gonna put a few expectations,
but I'm doing something with Senna.
We'll just put the easy.
We'll just put the easy.
Damn, I kinda wanna put Emily.
Fuck, it's like time, it don't matter.
We're probably not getting fucking that, bruh.
Madi Reem, D&AB, fucking, fucking, motherfucking,
Speedkai, fucking Lacey, fucking, fucking Marlon,
fucking Ron, fucking, best streamer collab.
You raised Mr. Beast, nigga, fuck.
You raised Mr. Beast, nigga, fuck some mosaic,
Fuck or is there an event for that? Oh
I would say my dad's
Jason Doug he brings pudgy. Oh my god. Oh
Oh my god, to be ad names?
Oh my anadap got to be up there bro.
You got beautiful care or something?
Hell no nigga.
I'd vote care right here if I could.
Fuck.
But I'm being a honey.
Care just hasn't done so much shit this year.
It's all been like duo shit.
because niggas don't want to squat up fuck and remember this is just
nomination chat you and Austin your agent Austin drag brunch
Rage and Emily
Bro these are just nominations, bro, let's go you're rage
Yo, I got play for this shit
No, no, no, do we put that bro for real?
Yeah, hold on. Let's think about this year for real, bro
It's really thinking about it
You're age Austin shows to get two votes gang
Best mainstream collab Oh, whoa, oh celebrity who had the best celebrity
Clive
Neon got the most in the fucking planet don't eat oh
Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Is this to be considered mainstream?
Is this to be considered mainstream club?
This was the best one-off live between a streamer all help
This was so it's the best one-off live collaboration between a streamer and a public figure athlete
artist celebrity or other guest from outside the livestreaming space in
2026 it recognizes moments while streaming yeah come on
I ain't gonna lie
come on bro
oh my god Kai and Tyler is gonna get on
Kai Tyler bro let me see Kai Tyler at your age mr. B I ain't gonna lie you're
a mr. I'm yo come on I'm putting it I'll get fucked I'm that gotta go somewhere
game that gotta go somewhere bro I got a million motherfucking dollars on that
bitch bro you fuck better what y'all style best marathon remember to do this
nominations bro these are nombs okay
Cynathon is making it up there. It's probably going to win it all, am I right?
Kai Speed Marathon. Goated. Goated. Okay?
That island was this year?
Pokemon Nuzlocke, Zombie Marathon, I wasn't having it, and that Nuzlocke's getting completed
in a week, nigga, in a week, nigga, I'm getting fucked, nigga, I'm running that shit back
again, nigga.
Chat, these are nom's not votes, okay, these are nom's, these are nom nom's, okay.
To be quite frank, who do I think would make the nominations?
Like, what is something to vote?
Simathon, Jason Allen, Kai Speed, Minecraft.
What's another good one?
Oh my god, Speed Tour, Speed, oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, the GenCy Ron Lowe's.
Yo, we gotta shoot our shot.
We gotta shoot our shot.
Let's just shoot our shot, Chad.
These are just nominations, bro.
This is nominations bro, let's just shoot our chat.
Let's just shoot our chat, let's just shoot our chat bro.
Or we can do the zombies one.
No, let's just shoot our chat, let's just shoot our chat.
Best streamed event, come on bro.
Suck my zit.
I'll fucking do this while getting fucking assed again.
What are you talking about?
It will win this award every single year.
I don't even want to play anything that's myself because it's just not even gonna win
Streaming University will forever be the best stream
Bro that come on bro come on bro. It's drink it speeds work. Oh, is that a
It's sure me university bro
streaming streaming you bro
best streamed series what's a strange series this year maybe I'm on days don't
care
wait agent work all wait agent survival oh shit
Okay, if I wanted to do two cobbemons by this time, I would say cobbemon.
But since it's one, is it considered even a series yet?
You got to think about that.
It's only been one.
That was a test.
This was hard.
That episode says days, the best reoccurring show, series, segment or repeat of Valentine's
is whether collaborative or so this word are just Mayback Mondays oh my god
it's between Mayback Monday and agent survival I want to kill myself
I think it has to be agent survival
Only thing about what like he's traveling to the Amazonians
He is traveling to negative 20-degree temperatures.
He's traveling to extreme weather conditions and surviving for days on that bitch.
Like consistently.
Jason did seven days with, now hear me out.
If he did the island and different type of islands, that would be a series.
Jason Allen did it more than once, it would be a series,
but this is once, is it a series?
He didn't want, did he not go to the cold, the heat,
and to the fucking Amazonian?
Isn't that the three survivals he did?
Am I trippin'?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
What do you think would be the final nomination for this?
Jason has like three things out of here.
Jason might see himself twice on here.
Like when it's voting time,
he has NMS Boxing and Maybach Mondays.
He actually might see himself twice.
Jake, what the hell are you doing?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, hit me out I mean
Okay, then we have to pass on the phone Jason for though agent
zero
I
Really want this again nominated anything nominated. Oh my god. I don't know. Yo, what am I gonna? Best Vtuber?
Oh my god, oh my god, brand risk for asking my getting nominated
Brand risk actually might get nominated for the last one. Oh my god
Brand risk actually might get nominated
Silky Kenji don't know who that is, but I'm taking your word for a YG
Best variety series, okay now my brothers remember I'm trying to share the love that's
why I wanted to put Jason for the best series because I'm putting agents here unless we put
already see here oh my god this might be an already see angle we got agent for the
best series this actually might be an already see angle y'all and by the way
when I do shit like that when I block mark please don't think I actually hate
the nigga bro I just don't want to see the nigga for 24 hours okay I will still
vote for my niggas when I see fucking fit nigga RDC world fucking one nigga the
best variety streamers nigga and nobody's doing it like them nigga because
it's multiple of them do it nigga and all genres nigga even though their ass
They are my variety streamer of the year.
Maybe got gaming in their name, bro.
You Mexican now?
You're chill.
Chad, is this the year?
Chad, this is the most event, like award, like the most miscellaneous where everybody's
favorite streamer gets thrown into this right here.
That's why it's a hard category to win.
I'm not going to lie, I'm going to be a hunnit.
If I'm in the nominations of this, so is Joe Bart.
And Joe Bart is having a hell of a year.
I'm having a pretty good year on Twitch.
Joe Bart is having a great year on everything and Twitch.
So that's gonna be a hard fight, but I'm putting myself, I'm sorry, I'm putting myself.
I spoke to QT as well, your age counts, your age, your age gaming, same shit, it counts.
Okay.
Rising Star Wars.
Streamer who began the year with under a thousand average viewers and has shown rapid growth and huge potential for the future.
Listen.
What streamers have grown exponentially and is like, okay, this nigga's on the up and up like over the last year.
From our world or from my eyes again, I don't watch people so I am very ignorant in a lot
of streamers.
The first thing that comes to my mind is Madi, Pee-Fah, and Suburb Baby.
Who am I missing?
This is so hard.
Master King.
I'm gonna miss, oh my god.
I voted you for this, bitch, what?
You just wasted a vote.
Be biased.
Okay, I'm gonna be biased here.
All right.
I'm picking this person.
P5, I'm also a realist.
You're about to vote.
You're about to go against Suburb Baby.
You're about to go against Maddie.
You're about to go against Keen.
wait up came as well your button go against wardrobe wait wait rising star
breakout are two different things I think suburb baby is one that is teeter in
the breakout and still is warm rising star feel like something smaller you
You know?
Rockout leaves a crumb.
How much is P5 average right now?
How much is Marty average right now?
I
Really think P5 is a right in star I also think Marty is to I think Marty is actually a little bit above that
No, I think he's perfectly in rising stars. Well, um, Marty, you know, I love you, but I feel like you have a bigger
you know
Everybody and all the newer niggas gonna vote for you. She like that. I'm a go page here
You feel me cuz I did
Start doing shit with her first, I really appreciate pages as p5 right now. It's one of my goats
I love you too, Marty, and I know you're already gonna get nominated without a doubt for this
You know like you're gonna get nominated. So I'm gonna vote for page. These are nominations. Okay?
You know, you're my dumb mods.
Best breakout streamer.
Streamer who experienced explosive growth in the past year, established themselves among
the top streamer and has one of the most talked about names in streaming.
Quiantay with the ten motherfucking get-teds
This is probably going to be between wardrobe
Suburb Yana
What if it's Joe what if it's Joe
Well Joe did Joe not have an explosive rise this year in streaming or no he's been this like are on the same
I'm glad Joe went crazy this year
Marlon
Sure he broke out
Yana. Wait, we didn't vote Yana for breakout last year? I don't know if she didn't win.
But did she have... Am I getting the years blurred?
Shit, 1-3 notice here. Yo, Broski.
modeling one last year I'm not even trying to be weird not a weird shit not
a weird shit wait no a dat one last year
what if you want to rise and star you can go y'all know you can go Molly you
You could go wardrobe, you could go suburb baby here, you could go uh, what else could
you go here?
Silky.
Why would you say Silky, do you see how much he's been in love with you again?
Imagine you've been streaming consistently, like forever.
Imagine it wasn't experts when you decided to lock in for like 90 days and fuck off for
the rest of the fucking time game.
Imagine, imagine where you would be at right now, Dukie.
Generally.
Cause I'm gonna keep it a, keep it a beam.
Every time my niggas that make me laugh, no glaze,
it's probably on the single nigga I voted for
that makes me laugh harder than Silky.
No cap.
It's probably not a single name I wrote down yet
that makes me harder to laugh than Silky, bro.
And you know what I thought was I think it's a great streamer that I want to get nominated
for shit dub.
I just don't know what I honestly think dub is funny.
Dub is a good streamer.
I don't know how they feel about his passion, but dub is a pretty funny stream bro.
He's fucking funny.
You know?
So I hope Dub gets a nomination somewhere.
I think he's him for that.
The Sapphire Award.
You know what Senna?
I might not even vote for you for the dual dig.
I voted for you here.
My demon!
Senna!
Are you going to 3P?
Senna!
She's dead by the seat there's been three times in a row that she is crazy.
Yo dub for this one.
You know what Sina?
going dub here what's dub's username what's dub's username not quite like dub
that's my sapphire word streamer that's my sapphire word streamer right there
Yeah, you know.
Game brother, yo, let's get it at shit, bro.
Like, what the fuck?
We go click her name when it's time for voting season, nigga.
Gamer of the Year.
Hear me out.
Yeah
You know think about the moment zombie marathon radical red I
Punched my monitor Marvel rivals like look I just argue all I'm saying is think about the moments
Yes, I'm saying let's just think about the moments
And Jinxie is the gamer of the year, bro.
He just is for me.
I spelled his name wrong.
How do I spell Jinxie?
I'm a larper.
of the year.
The streamer of the year.
You know what?
I know exactly what I'm doing.
I know how I'm going to get. I know what I'm doing.
I just got to go back real quick.
Jason DeWing is my best reality streamer.
And stable Ronaldo is my streamer of the year.
Saber on all those my shimmer the year
Okay, that's my shimmer the year
Now if you were to ask me yo choose between speed kind jimsy. I'm choosing speed
But he throw my dog in there
Okay, look, I'm Bob I want to see separate all on them fucking stream of the year nominations nigga, you know I'm saying
Look and before anybody anybody's on my dick for that choosing sky for shimmer the air
you shouldn't have the air okay he came he came halfway came out the halfway point you
do what I'm saying so if you shim from the beginning you didn't know I got my dog I put
my dog every year you know you know I do but it's Loki speed or if you know ball is fucking
Stay one all though.
Stay one all though.
You got my vote, motherfucker.
You got my vote.
And Jason, this is not a bad shot either.
Understand this.
Shimmer who flawlessly creased the best blend
of IRL and desktop content.
Jason Lilly just does that.
He does IRL and desktop, bro.
It is what it is.
But it is what it is.
So there's no stable Ronaldo is the stream my stream earlier.
Never will I vote.
Yo, what the fuck up?
That's you as well.
Well, I try to get auto homies on there.
Jason Moore, IRL.
Agent should have got reality.
Yo, yo, we get, we gave our boy agent best stream series.
Okay?
We try to share the love as much as possible
while also keeping it factual.
One of my favorite ones,
the Sapphire World Award, not quite like dub.
Not quite like dub.
That's one of my personal favorites.
You are shimmer there.
Nigger.
Don't get it fucked up.
I know that.
But I don't think we're gonna get nominated, so I don't want to waste a nomination on myself.
Put yourself up, then, fool.
What streamers put themselves besides, yeah, what streamers put themselves for Streamer
there.
Ron.
being humble nigga. Fuck you mean fuck being humble nigga? What do you mean stop being
humble? What you talking about? I'm being realistic. Niggi? Niggi? Niggi, I'm being realistic Niggi.
To get nominated for trim of the year, I'm just saying you gotta have a certain us on
every platform. Whether it's Reels, TikTok, Twitch, Twitter, YouTube. You feel me? I don't
think we're us everywhere like TikTok, shit like that. I don't think we got that. You
me hate a fake humble nigga yo bro bro yo bro yo gangsters on Gorg you winning
something so nominating you don't care and I appreciate that any nigga that
nominate me for trim of the year again I might repost those shit y'all some
No cat
Yeah, you know cat I
Can lie you wouldn't miss a beat now. Let's be a hundred which one do we have a chance of us winning?
Cuz I'm gonna be a hundred chat
This is a tough category over here just shouting is the
little bro
But I do need to die with one of these one day and hopefully one of these one day just shouting just my shit
Well, I'm a yapper. Okay
But
I
Don't even think people are gonna remember to put your rage mr. Beast you would the chat literally would have to be spamming that shit I
Don't think people are gonna remember even though I feel like it's valid
Who are people defaulting answers this for this I
Just put you for everything because you realize
Oh, Tyler Drake, yeah, Tyler Drake, for sure, for sure, so you get a lot of nominations.
Okay, chat!
Are we good on this?
I gotta take a tinquil bottle, no, if a rock isn't gonna come out.
Do we have any Twitter links?
Emily, for DUI, yo bro, stop that right now.
Oh, there's a zipper in my crotch!
I'm sorry.
Okay.
I
I'll be right back.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Oh
All right.
All right, Chad.
It's a total length of shit.
Go piss, girl.
I do gotta piss.
How'd you knew?
Girl?
Fuck.
Maybe I ought to rock on my dick.
Wait, I gotta go pee.
Yo, cop to the children.
If I said mine is one, why is it one out of eight?
What the fuck?
What are y'all talking about?
Bro, they piss out no stone, bro, I think that shit like dissolved or some shit, or I piss it out. I don't even know
Cook this bum please rage
Yo, what's up with these lame ass?
Why is everybody doing AI thumbnail shits now?
These shits are so chocked they all got the red thot.
Why does everybody do AI?
I'm seeing so much AI.
Bro.
I didn't go lie.
I don't even mean to put my man on blast, but can I show you some shit chat?
I need to try to put on blast bro
What the fuck is you posting on my timeline motherfucker?
What is your old ass posting on my motherfucking timeline?
You is too goddamn old for this shit, huh?
And then look at my other arm, I'm about to show y'all my other arm.
I'm about to show y'all my other arm.
Open your profile, motherfucker.
Can I show y'all my other arm?
Oh, what you posting, my dog?
What is my Oaks posting?
And why is my other Oaks liking this shit?
It's that shit I be talking about!
Yo, my uncle's so crazy!
What the fuck?
My uncle's so crazy, bruh!
What the fuck is this?
Lee what the fuck is this?
My nigga?
What in the hell was this?
You lame ass nigga?
Be walking all day.
Non-stop energy, lightning bolts, gaming and more,
a controller, interactive with chat, humans,
24 hours non-stop.
AI poster, no date.
Yo this shit is so butt!
This shit is so butt!
Why is this shit so butt?
What the fuck?
What the hell has been going on on Twitter bro?
Yeah, you read that like AI
November 14th me
Los Ron are going to play every Grand theft auto 5 heist in a single stream
We still need to find a fourth who wants to do it with us
5 days before GTA 6 comes out, me, Ron, Loos, and a 4th, we don't know who it is yet, are
going to play every Grand Theft Auto 5 heist in a single stream, the week of GTA 6.
November 14th, that's actually fire.
That's actually hard.
I gotta accept, bro.
I ain't gonna accept.
We ain't gonna invite, accept, bruh, accept.
Accept, accept, bruh, accept.
Accept.
Accept.
Clothes, mouths, don't get fed yet.
Yo, bruh, accept.
Accept.
Accept.
He literally said who wants to do it. Okay, that's rhetorical question as aka we got to see if one of the ten people we already asked reply
Okay
Accept
Loose I
Seen how Ron bullied you last time I will be there to rub your tummy if you need be I
Won't be the rage baiter of the group, you know
fuck up I'm unvoting wrong for streamer of the year fuck that guy I'm
unvoting that guy for streamer of the year fuck that guy that little limb fuck
little calf little thigh little arms chubby finger fuck fuck that guy we were
not a real question though how does it feel that you're gonna get nominated for
You're gonna get nominated you'll be out there with drinks. He's be the guy like you just did what it is
So how does that feel bitch? How does that feel like?
Just say what it is
How does that make it say keg W? Can you say it feels good? You know it's gonna happen
And now these things go chat y'all haven't kicked up you didn't years don't kick w cuz this nigga did it facts
I deserve that. Yeah, talk your shit. Yeah
Yes, you do deserve it daddy. You do nigga talk your shit
Yeah, I like that. That's how shit I like nigga like being fake humble and shit. I don't like that shit
Hey, it's another Twitter link
What the fuck what a hell this shit keep coming out
Me and speed really neck and neck ATM. Oh, so you saying
Jinxie not even in the question that boy Ron said it's just me and speed he sees he don't even see Jinxie
Whoa, he don't even see Kyle you are a spitting
Oh, I've seen this oh
real quick it's this song pretty far real quick this song five
Ready to do a raise and pop like that. Oh, you talking about he's about you're a time on me
I was a slasher, but it just so happened to be fine. They didn't know I'm saying
You know I'm saying
He trying to ignore it I ain't I ain't trying to ignore none
I ain't the type of nigga that I gotta wait for another nigga to be cool with the niggas decide
They want to be cool with them too, but that's just me though
Why you not typing no more you trying to ignore it?
No fuck out of here bruh that fucking typing before I say something like you gonna bait
me this is a baiter he's a master baiter bro you might have the worst costume also look
at the comments.
What the fuck is this?
Then you remember his meat the same size as Kai body.
Don't talk, your body's all about me, but I'm gonna crush
I'm gonna crush
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! What the fuck is that?!
What the fuck is that?!
That's a bad screenshot. That's a bad screenshot game. That's a bad screenshot. I had the
bass like that because I couldn't see. That's a bad screenshot. I like Pikachu. I like
I'm not even peeking through yet game trying to get the what the fuck it's not the angle game. That's the motherfucking angle
Yeah, it's the angle. Yo, you call to have her shit out of you for days motherfucker. Let's start talking now
Yo check you send me the tip top we posted just now
Gio, Gio, what's your Gio Vani looking at?
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
We post it I gotta see how it came out
Do you know saying where to react that bitch they coming?
Wasn't any people drop a cycle I don't see one
Wait
Caleb didn't pull
You ain't post it
Joe you gonna make me curse is like out. What are you talking about?
Oh
Tintile story, oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Come come come come
Who am I but like killer why you posted?
Yeah, yeah
Yo, what the fuck?
Okay, Caleb, back.
Nah, I see it, I see it, I see it.
Okay, chat!
We got some regular reacts.
You feel me?
We got some options.
Can we talk about them?
Can we talk about our options?
Are you gay?
It's okay if you're gay.
I don't mind it.
i got a few gay niggas named wane
we all are
what is this
fuck
one drill thirty five push up one drill
thirty five
How the shit would put the four hours ago they got 230k likes?
Man, they're good.
Oh, Wardrobe?
Ah!
You guys, who got him?
We don't do f***ing you.
Oh, what?
We don't do f***ing you.
Push-ups to the right, ladies and gentlemen.
Or hour-way.
Wardrobe!
35 push-ups!
Wardrobe!
Almost fucking head off this nigga neck you away
Yo yo up one by the same
Yo, I was trying to give a component not getting cancelled yo yo
Oh my god.
What's wrong?
We don't do you.
Push ups the right way.
We're out of what?
Yo, I'm crazy!
Yo, Yo, Wardrobe, why you playing like that, Wardrobe?
You know how you like hit push-ups, bro?
You remember me?
I'm Will.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, this is Hawaii, when I met this nigga inside that store.
You remember me, guy?
I'm Will.
Oh
Yeah
No, you know where the
Where that interactive? What is this?
Chat I've been sent this to me and apparently this is like an interactive video for us, bro
I want to know what the so good. This is so good. Okay, 2021 when I'm we have to do that shit
this was so good it's not pulling up to
broad word unannounced without an
invitation if you could that's a fact
and I was Chuz I was Chuz Batman I was
I'm okay for that shit now. They do say I age like one.
What?
I haven't been here to donate all day so I don't know if you haven't been here in tears.
Let me put my headset on real quick.
Us this bitch, us this bitch, us this bitch.
Tattin' up, Jip.
I don't like how my stomach look in this costume.
Why'd it look like that?
T'nami, thanks for the tan getin' ya, brother, but goddamnit, what the fuck?
Why'd it look chuzz?
What the fuck is a regale as cock-a-lary eyes?
Holy!
I look like it's pieces of fish!
You mean she don't got anything to do with you he dropped 40k on you
With the house and shit how are we finna get in?
What oh my god make your own public tweet and he'd post for people to nominate you use
All in a delay, wanna have a load of beauty while they catch up.
What the heck?
Yo, this is insane.
This is insane.
This is insane.
OK, what is this video?
So what the fuck would I tell you how to break into my house?
And the dogs ate in the backyard and all that shit?
What I want somebody to do.
Yeah, you're lying.
I'd pull up my shirt right now.
You're lying.
Pull up my shirt right now.
This is insane, bro.
Alright, you need to just keep coming back here.
That was made for us, an interactive movie.
And like, with each option we clicked, it went up to another episode.
And there changed the outcome, and like, this was dying and shit.
Years ago, before I went to shit.
That shit was calm.
Okay, I want other streamers to play this.
That shit was calm.
Okay, um, your rage interactive YRG movie.
Is it, is the rage play it here?
So how do I play it?
new game that we just found out on YouTube is called the program is starring
wire g it's like an interactive YouTube video I've never seen I knew that
exists but I've never seen or done an interactive movie but like yo they take
they take rage and that boy Chloe what happened have at the end of the video
this decision so it changes the story we did this before but it was what I had
one and I'm guessing he just made a new one with for Josh and apparently it's
all the rape at the niggas were playing interactive games and my supporters were
making of me
what a time what a time kids are enjoying and talking about the fate of
YG whoa, what the fate of YG is in my hands. Let's go. He already check you already
Choose wisely oh
Shit, what do you want to do chat? We got to be on it. What do we want to do? Yo?
Yeah, this is fire. No, this is okay. Okay, so what does this mean though?
This is about to be a compilation
like this is fire but I had to skip all that I'm sorry we got to get to the point
all this just for Josh to go live the next day and not even remember your name
yo chest so crazy shit happened the other day
the fuck
yo what the fuck up with that Dante guy bro why you be spitting facts like that
like they're gonna be piss me the fuck off did it? of course I remember the guy
That's crazy bro. I'm about to sign this nigga to wire g fucking studios, bro. I'm signing this nigga, bro
I already signed this nigga. I signed our Chris. I already signed this nigga
I gotta sign this nigga, bro. He a demon. You're fucking demon
What's good to beat you? What's his name? His name is W Studios gang. He a demon. You're fucking demon.
And I was shot back then.
It's great to meet you, A-Bro. Keep doing what you're doing, bro.
Now you know you a legend in these Warranty streets.
Yeah, I was thinking about me getting another one. Please. On God. Please. We'll wash that shit.
I mean, it's just me, so it's gonna take me a minute.
You good, bro?
Hey, A-Bro. I got...
Hello?
What the? What the? What the?
Is that Midas? Is that Jeremy? Is that Dennis? Is that Wayne? Is that Sean? Is that Popo?
What the fuck are you doing with that, do not get popo alcohol, this nigga turns gay.
Popo cannot handle his lick, he just wanna fuck, touch our niggas.
Y'all see that nigga in the movie, and I pay share on trying to do, he just touching my
leg and fucking flirted with wabay gang do not give them the alcohol he turns
fucking zesty but he get horny
Yo, I ain't gonna lie, hit us with that shit nigga!
I NEED DAD!
I NEED DAD!
NO CALM!
I'm testing my leg on my uh
Don't remind yo gang gang
So don't send me nothing about the nose lock no more bruh
Don't remind me about this shit gang
Don't remind me about
Look at the HP of this bitch
LOOK AT THE HP!
THE PAY THE FUCKING SHIT!
Hey, appreciate this though. Appreciate the noticers noticing. Appreciate that game. They
don't know what they, what they just watched, bro. They don't know what they watched, bro.
guys this is why I can never respect
bleach niggas this is why I can never
respect one-piece niggas because the
nigga in the chat is so mad the niggas
said I bet now name five moments with
your pops
I love the way they are on this niggas sookie's head, but here's the thing he's this is his plan
his whole big plan is to say dumb shit so he gets hundreds and thousands of fucking niggas talking
about him. It's literally his fucking plan. He fucking loves this shit. Like off stream
he fucking beats himself to these comments gang. But yes the man, it matters fuck. Yes.
But he dead ass, these are actually his take so. He's fucking bright. And you know what
I realized? Suki don't really watch anime. So I kind of stopped watching Demon Slayer.
I didn't keep on with it. I was trying to get back onto it. I was like Suki off stream
should I like yo you finished Demon Slayer? He's like yes bro. Let's just ask. Don't finish
I was asked about it. He was like, bro, the whole thing was a dream, bro
Like it was not even real it was fake the whole time. There's no point the whole show was no point because the whole shit was a dream
I was like, what?
That ass so I told other niggas what he told me and everybody's like
That's literally what the fuck is he talking about? I'm like, huh?
Yeah, the shit was yeah, I'm like, yeah, he told me like all this shit was like there's no point like it wasn't real or something and
Everybody I tell that like no
That's not what happens. I'm like, what is he talking about then? So should I actually finish it?
She's like everything you saw was not real nothing nothing that happened there in a dream like it's fake like it's a waste of time, bro
So I'm not yeah, I go wash that shit. What the fuck? So I literally haven't watched I
Really haven't finished it
And the whole time, that's not even what happened.
Is he ragebending the anime community right now?
Yeah, that's why you watch Solo Level.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I watched Solo Level because it was a great anime that joined the scene.
It was a new gen anime that joined the scene that you didn't have to watch it.
What the fuck is he at?
Just to understand the character.
Calm down, hothead.
Can I give one?
My biggest argument is that there was one piece for under some weight.
50 gifted.
Thank you for the amazing 50 gifted.
Have just EJ 50 freaking gift is broke
Okay, I like hold hardly what like
What did I deserve due to deserve like some of these get this y'all be giving me
That's the guy who made the interactive wait
What are you talking about? Oh, EJ! Of course! Just EJ! Of course I knew that was a guy
who made the interactive! Are you crazy? You don't need to tell me that! The fuck?
W-E-J-O-E-J! We need that part two, gang!
We need that part two, brother man!
shit gonna be fire no dead ass bro okay so chat we have some options before we
get on Wolverine all right I don't like this but I feel like it's an
arranged baby but I should have 2.6 m's in 12 days the corny's people ever why
the fuck is xxx contestant on the face of this shit right here the first fucking
second FBI's most valuable agents that's 50 minute video this is a 26 minute
video when the suspect is smarter than the detective three years ago at 32 no
I don't know why I want to watch this but y'all can say you don't want to
Colorado hit man cut on camera moments before execute in her target four days
ago already have 20m's is that normal four days 20m's like what the fuck are we
talking about but this week two weeks 31m's is also insane rich mass killer
realize it should be cut eight years later so either of these two are fine
yo what are y'all
Jigs, 60 motherfucking get it bro?
We're busy there at 16.5k money, we almost at 17k monica?
still alive the olden days bitch y'all showing real love lately game 100k subs
no sub a thong go completed soon whoa slow down brisky but holy fuck 20k soon
maybe maybe possibly possibly 20k before streamer rewards one day maybe
Possibly. Possibly, bro. Okay, so chat. I'm gonna watch two of these. So one of the
dot no one's hand is a definite, right? If that's a definite, which one of these is
another definite? The corniest people ever, or when the suspect is part of the
the detective. I ain't gonna lie. I talked shit about the niggas pockets one time. I
said the ladies be cooking these niggas and these niggas I just been going ballistic.
Keontae came out of the woodworks
The woodworks
Thank You Keontae, so this is what I want to do chat
I'm gonna give y'all time to think about Colorado hitman caught on camera and the rich mass killer
Well, I should be caught eight years later
I think maybe we get the Colorado hitman one all because it's recent and I think it'll do very well on YouTube
But if the rich mass killer one is better, we could do which mass killer I'm not too mad
And I think we do corny's people everything because I want to see why the fuck my nigga X in this bitch
All right
Does everybody says X is corny now because listen to this shit that he says in the future sometimes comes on corny
But back then it wasn't corny niggas is like yo shit
They didn't fuck with it back then nobody was saying that shit corny everybody was on this nigga dick nigga fuck
Yes, sometimes shit look corny when you're not in the current moment of shit fuck nigga
It was what a fuck it wasn't nigga. Do I think people are being too hard on you
Yo, yo bro, you don't understand
Do I think people are being too hard on you
This is getting here.
My dog was helping out of niggas I can't hear.
He's helping out the motherfuckers I can't hear.
Now I'm gonna go fucked up for helping the fucking- DEATH?
What's yours DEATH?
Corny. Being corny is the act of being so clean. Why did that sound like
young Don the sauce god?
He's saying it's unfunny that it becomes cringe worthy.
Now this is a word that I don't even like to use, but I'll be honest today, I just
wanted to talk about Drake.
He has been corny for going on 20 years at this point and-
Oh, this is about Drake.
Holy, okay, so I did not watch this 20v1.
I think we all watched this in clips, agreed?
Did everybody here watch this shit in clips?
Or he was barking at bitches.
Is that true?
I'm pretty sure one of them, you know, saw, I think one of them was out there and yeah,
I'm sure they kind of saw something fuzzy.
If I remember correctly.
I watched.
It is genuinely hilarious, but before we even get to Mr. Aubrey, we gotta talk about the
rest of the examples.
Now Corny is a word just like all- Oh my god, do you remember this interview?
When he pressed this woman?
The other words in this series that I feel like has been vehemently overused in contexts
that don't even make sense and this word has been used so bad that it actually restricts people
into being their authentic self not everyone who doesn't act like the stereotypical normal person
is a cornball who's a cornball asterina be honest don't troll i know they didn't say your rage but
But boo the cornball a streamer be a honey
Can I get a really inside of you, bro?
Not sure you on my life you
Did he G? Did he G is an interesting creature. That's my dog. I have to have a conversation
with him. I think he chooses. I've seen. He's interesting. He's like peculiar. I don't want
to say too much because not my business. But I really witnessed certain things that happened
this weekend and he chose like the worst way to go, like, did he use an interest into me?
That's how long I'm gonna say it bro.
Like, this, I'm gonna get pretty close, I'm just not gonna say it.
I'm waiting for him to say his business one day, what if he ever even does correctly?
Cause I don't know what that, he's interested in me.
Let me go ahead and address it right now, I gotta be inspirational real quick.
Now, if you are someone who has ever held your personality back, then afraid to be yourself,
just in fear of somebody calling you corny.
Don't do it, bro.
Even though corny is a word that I don't even personally like to use, in the context of a
YouTube video where I'm just trying to make people laugh, I'ma have to lay this line!
I'ma lay this line!
And we go out to call out each and every single person.
Now, the reason why the word corny has kinda lost all of its meaning is because it has
been used on every single I go lie it'd be corny motherfuckers calling it motherfuckers corny game
a lot of you motherfuckers is corny as fuck so while i'm in the internet y'all got y'all got y'all
grow the balls to call the motherfuckers corny but i promise if i popped up in y'all regular life
it just observed y'all and watch how y'all talk to females and just anything y'all be public that
Watch your texts, y'all probably be the corniest motherfuckers in the world.
Ironic.
So you're corny too, then.
What the fuck am I gonna do with me?
Person that is not the stereotypical normal.
Like I'm talking Squidward type normal.
If you do anything even slightly niche, you're considered corny to this genre of people.
When I was in middle school back in the day, I used to tell them,
they just, yeah, I like to read manga and they would definitely,
I told her already see John Joe
And it'd be so crazy because the people that are considered
Key be the corniest like I know y'all seen some of the popular girls humor out there, bro
They'll really be out there doing some of the most normal sure ever and be talking about some
Like man, you got popular guys too, y'all not safe, y'all got some of the worst humor of all time
I'd be hearing some of them joking school and I'd be like that that's it. That's the joke
It's not them faking being gay. It's them being like yeah, man. I have really dark humor
Now there were kids that were called corny back in the day that were corny at times
I was actually friends and I can't even hold you they were sounding just like this
Inject the memes into my bloodstream. There are good memes, and there are bad memes.
Oh my god, bruh.
Now in my opinion, I don't even think these is that bad.
What I find the worst are the people that would have the self-depreciating humor that would literally kill every mood.
Yeah, man, I had a pretty good-
Who do you think has the most corny aura? Like, who gets roasted the most for being corny?
I ain't gonna lie, bruh.
I
Seen a clip of Emily on Twitter, bro. It was cooking her shit
There was cooking my go
They was cooking the fuck out my goal it was a bad
What clip I don't know she doing one of these shit that I did one time when I was like, yo try to be the cringiest shit
But I don't know she doing the challenge
Day, how's your day been?
Oh, you know, besides the fact that I literally want to shoot myself in the head and die!
For what's in my hellhole of a life?
I actually had a pretty good day.
Is this thing a serious?
I hated people who spoke like this because it would literally kill any vibe
and they would do it in all conversations, like, God.
What the hell am I doing?
Read the room, my nigga!
I'll hear joking about self-harm like I'm supposed to laugh at him, like, no!
See ya, doctor!
You joking about it is not helping anyone evolve, bruh.
Now I can sit here in this video and point the finger all day, and some of y'all might
watch this and be like, Zeph, what authority do you have to call other people Kordy?
And well, ah ha ha, I'm glad you asked, now before it became the dark skin melanated king
that's able to m- This is him?
Game my my daughter just wanted to put himself in the video bro. Yes, the e-holes is gonna
see this and yes the e-holes might go to your tip-top or your Instagram to try to slide
better. I know you're checking around now because you posted this video with your face
in the game. You've been checking your dance money, you've been checking your dance the
past year because you dropped the face card picking this motherfucker. I know you're game
Mug all your favorite streamers Duke Dennis Mugged your rage mugged black boy. Matt. We met
wait wait hold on wait wait wait wait
What way
What the fuck about watching why was I just mobs in this shit?
I'm glad you asked now before I became the dark skin melanated King that's able to mark all your favorite streamers Duke Dennis
See you mark this nigga. All right marked your raid. You ain't my this nigga right here. You ain't my him
Nah, he had you looking down at your phone. You can even look up at the camera each marked black boy max
Oh, yeah, you know you mark this nigga. This nigga eyes looking two different ways nigga kind of like yours is
You mind him? You ain't mind the Eurasian nigga though.
You ain't mind the Eurasian nigga though.
You mean the Diva? Fuck that Diva.
I'm cooking all them niggas with my looks. Just look at the goat.
Go, what is that?
Don't get it fucked up. I was chopped too as a jig.
I ain't ain't gonna lie
You got an echo shirt on game. Is it one of the worst echo shirts I've ever seen? Yes, but at least it's echo game
Let's save you a little bit
Yes, I was really walking around high school with the smell of crow's fro
I had some of the worst fits of all time, too. I'd really walk in a classroom and niggas would be like
Yo, that's crazy
So yes, when it comes to corny, I'm pretty sure I have the facilities for that big money.
Now speaking of school, one collector-
You gotta understand, when you're raised by Caribbean parents or some shit, the swag
of some you gotta find on your own eventually over the years, bro.
When you're raised by Caribbean parents, sometimes you dress in some bullshit in middle school.
How do you school?
They for the five get this
They for five get this is one thing Caribbean parents don't know is modern-day swag, bro. You dig what I'm saying
Look people that is almost always a lot of not looking back at something my mom used to buy me though
She used to give me good Ralph
And I didn't used to like me because it was button up or some shit
it.
Fill me.
Now, although there was some niggas that were actually narrows are running in the halls,
and there is genuinely just some nerds out there that are weird as hell.
I would say most of the time, 90% of the people that were getting made fun of were literally
Normal and we're just enjoying what they loved out loud
I promise you the two nerd kids that were playing Yu-Gi-Oh on the school table
We're definitely happier than the niggas making fun of them, bro
And so many people be like oh yeah making fun of nerds cuz y'all were corny as hell in school
If you literally out boy, kids
With me on it literally just said you liked anime back then niggas would dead-ass react like you killed somebody
I will never let that lie land most of the nerds were corny, but they were not that bad
However, one thing that I would not. Oh, no
I feel like I'm older than this nigga and even back in the high school anime wasn't that lame
of course if you're arpinism in the school, yeah, you don't get drunk, but like
Do as niggas that fuck with anime at high school
school and they were always under being mom's defend though are the anime
characters themselves family what's that what's that what's a father what are you
what are you people this is my daughter's not gonna lie that what's that
what's your father my dad's seeing the Hassanabi clip you know how in the clip
remember how I was showing out every year we send happy birthday at least
that's the one text me my dad said the year to each other happy birthday he's
seeing that clip and then say happy birthday message this time I think he
I think he got tight.
I think he got tight, man.
Oh, God.
I think, I did think he's tight.
That's tough.
My sister came up to me and she was like,
did you say something about dad in a video?
I was like, what?
What are you talking about?
I'm like, did you say something about him getting
Milk or something cuz yeah, he's upset. I'm like wait what?
Fuck you upset about it. What are you?
This one here's the spiders. What are you people?
Why are G?
I
Could definitely see why anime took such a long time to get mainstream this year be corny than a bitch
Now I could definitely go in depth and talk about the different corny anime characters and shows
But I'm saving that for a video with my dog
No, and I got some corn corn corn
Traits that somebody's niggas will try to create in real life
You got e-girls trying to mimic the way anime girls talk
Oh, I'm back. Yo
Who's that one kicks in with the big titties that be roasting niggas
She five she funny. She funny
She's like a cringe funny. She funny. No other big titties pretty sure she a thought
But she like one of the fun thought she a cool thought
What's her name? She's got the fat ass titties. I don't know her name. Cuff him? No, not cuff
him. I think she talks like guys. Exclusive lost rage school footage with his friends.
Adrian, explain our friend group.
We are Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, Ohio, with a base of water, man, to our canvassists, together,
we are fucking chaotic as shit.
You was chopped!
Are you fucking retarded?
That's not me!
BITCH!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
WHAT IS THIS?!
YOUTUBE! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THUMBNAIL?!
I
That's a thumbnail I'd click
It's awesome yo buddy typed awesome in all caps you're fucking cornball you're the corner names you talking about
Like all respect, all respect you gotta kill yourself, bro.
Don't even get me st- oh my god, anime girl's trying to mimic the way anime girls talk.
I'm sorry, I just tried to put some figures in my mouth.
Yo, like all respect, all respect you gotta kill yourself, bro.
Don't even get me started on the simps.
Some of y'all male or female be simping over some fictional characters. I ain't gonna lie gang stop it
Get some help. You had some people out there that were legitimately trying to copy and to make movements in real life
But if you ever done the anime chuckle with the arms on the back of your head, I'm not gonna lie get the fuck out of here nigga
The one already see got the famous skit about it for a reason and it does not translate to real life
I won't let him get away with this!
And one of the last types of corny people were the ones that make messa school lunch.
When niggas in the middle of school lunch, would get combined chocolate milk, spaghetti,
and mashed potatoes.
Just so other kids at the table could get some laughs, like these niggas were s-
I ain't gonna lie, I didn't- we didn't- I didn't do this- there wasn't- ah yeah, I went to an-
there was no recharge in my school game.
Yeah, this didn't happen over here.
So nasty, I didn't even feel like eating, but if there's one thing that makes me want to eat though,
it's factor, the sponsor of today's-
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As y'all know from my live channel, I've been out in France for the last few months.
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One of the places that you will easily find the corniest people on the planet is TikTok.
Whether it's the cosplayers out there...
THAT'S OH MY GOD!
...out women on booktalk, but the community that I want to talk about the most has to be Biketalk.
Like b-
Biketalk?
What the f**k is this?
Biketalk really got the corniest people known to mando.
Oh, he movin' that thing, dawg.
It is literally just adults older than me and you acting like literal children on the road what?
This can't be real this this Ashley can't be like a thing on tip-top bike talk
This can't be real. I've never seen no see like that
Some of these tiktoks got literally nothing to do with bikes
Oh, look at this. Why is nigga titties in my face first bitch get on the bike and drive what?
What is it sit down? Why did I have a little kitty pants wrapping pajamas on?
Like what is the appeal here it is a barely visible man showing off his body like
Where's the fight?
He's really got nothing to do with-
You some niggas at Wawa?
Yo, this fit is- yo, what the fuck?
What brand is this gang?
Is this Reve-
What is he saying?
The motorcycle's just out here being big and funky.
Shut up and drive!
I'm nigga, and while researching, I was just seeing some of the craziest tech talks alive.
That's not for vet chat.
Play a game of tag.
Run.
If I catch you, I f-
FUUUCK!
Let's play a game of tag, RUN!
If I can't-
HIT TALKS ALIVE!
Let's play a game of tag, RUN!
If I can't-
Chew, I-
FUUUCK!
I need to fi-
Is there a way for me to use AI or some type of service to filter out any top of my followers or viewers that
Indulging this when I'm on tiktok so I could block their ass, money good
If I catch any single one of you motherfuckers enjoying that tiktok shit that bite touch it your band money
And I'm putting you on blast. I'm showing you on stream, honey
I'm putting on the motherfucking stream
And I'm showing you
Is it just me? Or are they so fine?
Falling in love, married, in love with boys on TikTok, I don't stand a chance.
We SHUT THE F-
TikTok comment section's gotta be the crazy-
Here's the thing though, I'm not trolling.
If it's TikTok and a girl is commenting, it is a jit.
That's automatically what I'm thinking.
Like commenting like that, like hard-eyed shit, and just like, uh-
I'm automatically assuming that's a child, gay.
No normal sane human being over the age of 18
is in TikTok commentations.
Oh my God.
There's like no way, right?
There's no way.
Like imagine the bitches your age doing that shit.
There's no way.
This place of all time.
They'd be surprised.
Either hilarious or corny with no in between.
And these comments are like this everywhere
on the platform when I see red.
RIND!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We also got the problem on Tiktok comment sections
where nobody on the app
can properly respond to a tragedy!
Witness a child being torn apart,
their intestines being pulled out, on a yacht,
then people gathered around and started eating a child's insides and feces.
WOAH!
This is the worst generation to die in by the way, yeah, I just want to be known God forbid
Let's say I get fucking sniped tomorrow or ran over. I just died tomorrow
There will be means game actually I might not be important enough to be means but there will be jokes or some shit
Like I would like it there will be something
That's like insensitive. This is what it is, bro
Like if there's a death, whatever the case may be, if someone said that comment, you'll
be like, that BBL shit exploded or something?
There's going to be like some stupid shit.
This is what radical red does to niggas?
Is this nigga serious?
You will really be on TikTok.
talking about a serious issue and niggas will be in the comments talking about some
wait guys he died?
06 literally gonna say 06
with the worst reaction image you've ever seen in your fucking life like this gotta be
the biggest problem that tiktok got as of late you can't talk about anything seriously
at some of the relatable ones but the funniest corny moments
The gamer 2323 oh my god the crumb side if you know ball you know ball if you know who
this is you know
I started eating a certain brand of cereal because of this nigger 10 years ago. I watched
this video. I bet it insist as you are now. I was watching this video and I literally went
to the store about Czech cereal after this. I'm watching the gamer 2323.
The military what you're supposed to do put your feet up get your kool-aid for chicken popcorn get whatever you may need
Enjoy the video this nigga was this nigga's fucking disgusting looking to but he my dog. I don't give a fuck
I'm fucking laugh is fucking disgusting I guess
Because y'all suckers need but he's fucking funny. I love this guy. He's a good guy
He made a video about checks, and I literally ate checks for a year. That's his dick rather
I actually thought it was good
Get this brother feel like y'all smart, but y'all ain't very smart
So before I even start this video because I was doing this was this in 2014 was crunch can't can't even come close
Tell what's our favorite cereal? So I'm gonna do this drunk live
What's your favorite cereal I literally just bought this now at all this box of cereal cuz y'all suckers
Need to be put on game now. It all does depend on the milk you get right now. I am rock
Here we have it the cereal
It's open this vanilla
All right
Have to come from celebrities we got influencers like Nick
Nick versus not a really big being bro. Nick versus not a
He's not a real human bro get dirty who is so unbelievably corny not even mr. Beast can take the nigga seriously
He has size one of the corny's influences of all time and it's literally his brand
Now due to his Simon debacle he is getting a lot and I mean a lot
Chavo, what would I have to do for y'all to turn on me like this?
For y'all to be generationally just cooking my little shit?
Aot!
A people on his head top calling him corny, a lame, a goofy.
Aot!
And although that is my goat, some of this content, bruh, I cannot defend.
It's very easy, Professor Zick.
Zick, my dad.
And, Caleb.
We be cheating on the line sometimes with the Emily and Cynna Tic Tacs they be likin' to do.
But did you ever?
It's very easy, Professor Zick.
Zick, my dad.
If you ever pulled out some shit like that for me to do again,
I will shove my fist so far up your fucking ass money. I will torture you. I would torture you
Illegally, I would torture you and I won't let you die. I would torture you money
Cannot defend
Now this man really went to the side man and said no I would do my own thing
I will inject fucking herpes all type of STDs into your body so when you did a girlfriend or some shit
I let her know you get tested and now you're exposed to being a fucking dirty little thot
He was about to fuck out. I want to let you fuck it with that
I actually have to save that story because I was about to let's I was about to go somewhere with that story that would have been bad
So I should have to save that story and I'm gonna shut the fuck up now
Only to make this weedy hut junior at content son
I'm crying like KSI's forehead offers more entertainment than this content, bro
But even before this content changed, KSI was at a lot of court.
Wait, why did he leave Simon?
Moments.
You can say it or I'll tell you.
You want to disemigre, you want to disemigre.
Now I know nowadays it's really easy to roast KSI's music.
I really be hearing some of that music and react just like he...
Oh, fuck outta here.
That shit got it, nigga.
Kiantay, what black you stay on, what drugs you sell?
Kiantay, what black you stay on, what drugs you sell?
Holy fuck!
Wait, Kiantay's a girl?
I don't know if it's just because I just hate the niggas a little bit more than the girls
in YRG.
I'm sorry.
But this whole time, it has been a YRG lady, gifting all these subs, my nigga.
I was always giving credit for the niggas.
This was a YRG beautiful queen lady.
God, I am so sorry.
I am so, so sorry.
For four years, God, I have one more question.
With that being said, what block you staying on, what drugs you sell?
How the fuck y'all got this much money?
block these thing on motherfucker
but what we're not about to do is lie we yes we all thought ksi's music was tough during the
distract era he was genuinely top five during this time but i would even know i had to find tough
Okay, shout out to KSI, but if you had KSI in your Apple Mute like generally, like he was tough compared to the youtubers at one point.
But like tough, like yo, outside of this YouTube dish out and listen to this shit, that's interesting. I don't know.
Until I think you've been like a R&B shit till you got like real serious. You made some R&B shit up on the fire.
I was outside the distraction. I'm kind of like wave me a shit when he went kind of like man shit
I made sure but like you feel me. He made some shit, but the distract air shit. There's not a single you to something
That I was listening to off the distrax happen bro. This nigga linked up with smoke burp one singular time and never made good music again
This shit is so fucking ass bitch!
What the fuck you mean?
What the fuck did he ask you?
Turn that down!
Does he still make music?
We'll be right back on Disney Channel.
Ask music.
I blitzed all over the internet for weeks, but I'll be honest.
Y'all didn't blitz at all.
This was straight noise pollution.
Sick of it.
134 m's is crazy though chat
chat would you rather have 134 m's in a song but you want it getting roasted or 200k views
on a song but you're getting prayed like my shit just froze this shit just froze my whole
PC though this dog shit ass yo
Life's fire, but drugs are many things
This is how the story goes
you
you
you
you
you
You
Baby, I'll repay you, I'll give you my job!
I don't wanna know, don't wanna be on time and know
I don't wanna know, scrub, scrub is a bloody thing
You don't love me, you know the passenger side
This is never fine, try to hide me
I don't wanna know, scrub, scrub is a bloody thing
You don't love me, you know the passenger side
This best friend's right
Tryin' to overhead me
There was no way
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh face
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh face
I wanna know
Actual cleanse
Kiantay
Kiantay with the 25 gift is holy fuck
Kiantay, what do you do for tell me right now Chad? You know we're on the top 10 for you for streamers monthly listeners
How do we have monthly listeners, bro?
Yo, we got a job free runner on Spotify so we can get to top 9.
The Wilt Bam Kobe nigga, ISIS KSI 9-11, how many people did you meet with this song?
You got corny people even in the sports world like Giannis, whose humor is literally the
definition of being fresh off the boat.
First trace song, new song called Banana.
Is this negatarian?
I don't give a fuck. It's funny.
Like, Yannis can get away with it. I don't care.
Like, Yannis is so corny. He has his clear of the band.
I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.
His now teammate, by the way, literally sick to his stomach after hearing one of his jokes.
So, so what's it feel like to finally, to finally win this thing?
I don't care.
We need, we need a T-Kundin then.
That was worth the wait. All right, so...
Nah, Addy's Suckin' Ray.
This is January Ruiners Day.
Nah, Addy's Suckin' Ray.
This
That was worth the wait. All right, so
This might have been worse than anything any any corny clip you put in the video. This was fucking what the fuck
And you laugh at your so you laugh at your own joke is you the niggas you be talking about bro
Hey, this is genuinely ruining his day, Monica. And someone like Jason Tatum is even worse. Now y'all know me. I'm a
obstinatus. Jason Tatum is my god. But some of us lander, it's sadly true. Like I cannot forget when he won the NBA
championship and get this chat GPT level response.
We did it.
We did it!
And you're strong.
OK, so look, the situation is like this, right?
I understand.
I probably just thought, oh my god, I'm going to do the thing.
I'm going to do the we did it thing.
But in that moment, I feel like you could feel.
Like, all right, this will come off a little corny.
Let me let me go a different. Let me go plan B.
Let me let me go plan B.
That shit did not hit, bro.
Whoa, that wasn't the issue. That's not why I was corning.
Hold on. If you don't know ball, don't speak on ball.
It's corning because he was trying to do the KG thing.
It just didn't come out like KG.
Now that's why I was corning. He was trying to do the KG thing, gang.
What is Dora called Spongebob?
We did it! We did it! We did it! Yeah!
There's also the unrivaled Kobe glaze out of this nigga.
Like Tatum would really text Kobe before a game like Kanye during the Drake beef.
Niggas say, yo dad, I got you!
Like who even are you, dawg?
Only to put up stat lines that are looking like tour dates.
If I was Kobe, I'm throwing that text right back at him.
But in my opinion, the corniest athlete out there gotta be Noah Lyles.
Now no-
I
Have been the reputation of being corny is actually insane
You are one of the fastest on the planet the fact that that doesn't automatically give you some aura
It's kind of insane to me being fast is like the most common way to gain social status
I'd say that I move back when we were in inner garden. That's a fact. You were the fastest as a fact, bro
That's the kid in class. We were pulling all the girls. So the fact that you'll
What in God's name another 10 gifted out of Kianti
suck milk king why the fuck did you just call me there for a first time chat
not gonna lie you're her slut at this nigga is universally seen as a loser is
beyond me know a lot started getting a lot of backlash for being corny ever
since this moment right here champion of what and if we're being real the nigga
wasn't even wrong but if I'm getting corrected by somebody sounding like
Yeah, this man looks and sounds like a beaver with brazen we ain't taking this point Dexter seriously
I think it's just that nerd energy that just be killing him in every single scenario no matter how tough he tries to see me
Sounds like a Disney character damn near every time
When I come off the turn they will be depressed they will be depressed
They just say you need them talking a little bit sign a little bit more like your rage nigga
If you get that shit a little bit more swag like your rage
Maybe what it's not like cornball to say what you want to say that's what everybody thinking nigga
So like that your rage nigga
Fuck
Femi
Will be depressed
Now I'm crying the only thing that was depressing was that performance third place my nigga you sorry
Now I think the worst showcase for Noah Liles where he was on this podcast and he was asked
What was the coldest thing he ever said to an opponent and this man Noah proceeds to say
Tell the person in front of me don't run too far. I don't feel like running very fast today
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Okay
Corning moments you gotta
To not have corning moments or to have less corning like cringe moment check
You gotta have follow-ups like after the first second you realize nobody's ready
I have like a follow-up to continuation to what you're saying to just shock
Niggas from the family just said some corny shit
Like if you make a joke and nobody laughs and just have follow-ups to keep talking bro like oh god
Because what the fuck was that he ever said to an opponent in this man Noah proceeds to say
And uh, tell the person in front of me, don't run too far, I don't feel like running very fast today.
Tell me, don't run too far.
Men know what proceeds to say.
And uh, tell the person in front of me, don't run too far, I don't feel like running very fast today.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
But the fact that everyone just sat there in complete silence?
No haha.
Nigga, you're cooked.
Now athletes aren't the only...
Rage, remember when you fisted a sex toy?
Yeah, it could be you.
The ones we could go out in this.
We could go after the rappers, too.
Access to that's you know chill bro listen no this shit just got dated so it looks corny in the moment
Nobody thought it was corny. They thought he was the hardest thing in the fucking planet. I'm telling you trust
No, no, no shit. Just you know one has not stood the test of time. Yeah, the test of time
That's what it is the test of time watch relationship with your father. What's that?
What's a father?
bro the edits just made it corny bro cuz like facts like what did you tell
my like how my dog puts no you feel me if you don't you feel me
nah this clip cringes me every time this nigga laughed right after saying that
only to immediately straight face like nothing happened bro he did it with
f**k aura nigga when he did it nobody said this shit was corny nobody it's
years later they said it was corny but here's a jet my dog was a jet now I know
it's easy to point and laugh at the nigga hell it is not entirely ex's fault
he is simply a product of his era this was back when niggas was treating
depression and being suicidal as a edgy mysterious vibe that somehow made you
cooler the sad simpson's era that no one hit me up on his music was just so
So far, so fucking far, and depressing, and that depressing, even though something was fucking depressing, you wanted to fucking listen to that shit.
He forced that era, nigga. Fuck. He was that era, nigga. This is what it is, boy.
Snapchat era. Don't even get me started on the young boy quotes that you should be posted.
He was the era.
He was the era.
Without that nigga, that era wouldn't exist, nigga. Fuck.
You feel it real too.
Young boy never said this, my niggas.
TURN THIS SHIT OFF!
This is an era where niggas would literally exaggerate their problems in order to lark being depressed.
So X is not the only rapper that was like this during the era, but his clips looking back are definitely the funniest.
This interview X went on in particular, the iconic What's Up Father interview is one of the funniest of all time.
This nigga pulled up to the interview with no intention to answer a single question.
Like real swag and shit like fuck your questions. What's the father?
Real swag and shit
That's like me explaining to y'all, yo why have you changed so much throughout the years
like you was cussing niggas out, yo yeah that's like, raised like doing that shit, you look
fucking killer niggas and cooking niggas and shit.
Y'all shoulda wrote a good fuck about that shit.
I ain't gonna lie.
Y'all shoulda wrote a good fuck.
He turns to sing like he don't care.
He doesn't care enough to put that much energy into shit.
Feel me?
I mean, you tell me, I'm gonna say his verb is, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
It just sounded corny with the edits and shit in the music.
Ex-desire, ex-hazes desire, he's lost that old friend, no desire.
Oh my god, bro.
I know the interviewer was tight as hell, bro.
Every single question this nigga asked was met with a ridiculous response why I think people are being too hard on me
Now I know ex fans I promise we'll get to them are super sensitive whenever you look back and call ex corny for some of these
Comments in that it was tough at the time and that we're
Maybe true one thing that I refuse to let y'all revisionist history is try to pretend niggas wasn't seeing this as corny back
then yes they were okay but listen this was just straight up weird okay at first
this is just weird everybody's calling it weird even when I first see that I was
like yo this thing looks scary okay at first it was just weird I can admit it
gay this wasn't part of the corny shit though that the other thing to say
everybody could say this is a little weird at first man first thing everybody
I thought this was rude if they're like yo just fucking tweakin
That's what they thought when they seen them at first
And yes they were
And you can look no further than the 2017 XXL freestyle
Even back then
Unless you were an ex-superfan
Everybody and they mama thought this was corny
You had the freestyle started and while everyone else is rapping
You had X
Swagging that motherfucker I could play the what?
Bandit in the back like a bad ass little kid
Pfft, hahahahahahahaha
Pt, pt, pt, pt
YEEEEEah!!
And then when ex finally gets to the front and gets off his enter-
Talk your shit.
Tire freestyle?
It was weird as hell! Even back then!
The popular son of Chilon. When you fuck us.
Family will be bueno for death, we'll be on the phone about it, but I will say none of you present.
If you made that shit go viral. Look at me, bro.
That freestyle was VIRAL cuz of that shit, dang.
VIRAL, he was the clipped monagot.
X was the fucking clip man like he knew what he was doing, bro
He knew niggas would be talking about him post mortem like this shit, bro
You know I'm saying he's a fucking clip nigga that she went about as they were bald cuz of him niggas be a hunnit
My dog was a weirdo gang
I never said my dog wasn't a weirdo
My dog was a fucking weirdo X was a fucking weirdo gang
But like
of you peasants it was a crazy time I know y'all remember them exit uzi pfd
back in the day that were based on Naruto those was some absolute peak but
ex fans I'ma be real are probably the corniest fans of all time I know y'all
Y'all niggas remember, where ex fans would legitimately try to copy his cadences to sound like him bruh.
Come on! Yo, say hey! Hey hey!
There is so many clips I can bring up of ex fans being corny, especially when TikTok first started blowing up.
Y'all niggas was on their wildin', and this is all without even mentioning the fact that they literally treat ex like he's the second coming.
No, I was the one that I did not try to copy the lingo this shit like the bro
She's like you would never see me type VRO never like
I would not do that gay
Only to audience why they can sound like him is cuz we're from the same place not mean I was not saying that shit
That's one thing I wasn't doing. I ain't gonna lie. I'm talking like floating. That's it
Sure, bro, you cannot
That wasn't my vibe that wasn't my vibe
This is all without even mentioning the fact that they literally treat X like he's the second coming
But he had his own little niggas with Jack and that shit. I wasn't mad at it
Yo, that nigga had a motion nigga like he on take your country. What are you doing?
They had niggas doing handshakes, like, priced, like he a top 3 soundcloud rapper ever.
But the way y'all niggas be glazing, you wildin' bruh, now I know people that defend the
actions of X are going to immediately mention Playboy Cardi in response, and I'm not letting
that man slide, he's also-
Hey, get on this little dead vampire right quick.
So, Cardi.
Cardi fans are on the same tier as ex-fans when it comes to being the corneous niggas
a lot.
You can have Cardi outside doing anything wearing Rick Owens posing like these, putting
literal clown makeup on, and his fans will treat him like he's the greatest nigga to
ever touch real clout.
They're doing anything wearing Rick Owens posing like these, putting literal clown makeup
on.
Will treat him like he's the greatest nigga to ever touch a mic and copy him word for word
And it got to the point where they would use any type of party behavior
It got to the point. I'll never forgive y'all for that thong shit. I'll never I'll never forgive y'all niggas, bro
I'll never forgive y'all for the thong
Where niggas was making memes about him being a terrible father like why is this an intro my nigga?
Playstation with little Bootsy?
Yeah, certain niggas got so much dick ride they can't do no wrong bro.
On God.
Certain niggas got so much dick ride.
And the one that I wanted to make this entire video about to begin with is Drake.
Expose him!
Drake!
He copy my whole fucking flow!
Drake!
Expose him!
Drake is one of the corniest rappers of all time, and I do not mean that lightly he has been seen as corny and
My Drake history. He was my favorite rapper 20 like 10 11
12ish
And then I thought he was just corny at one point
And then I started like a meek because meek wasn't corny and then meek got the corny
me fucking aura and then now Drake is cool to me, like cool.
Damn near three different generations at this point and although I do like Drake, this shit
genuinely hilarious bro, like there are so many eras that you can just attack Drake with,
it is honestly hard to choose one and just to show you how far back this goes, we gonna
take it all the way back to the grassy.
Now Drake in this show played the character Jimmy Brooks who was a popular kid in the
school that was kind of arrogant at times, but he wasn't exactly a dehead.
It's literally the high school version of him in real life.
And there are so many moments of Drake in this show that just be frying me, bruh.
What are you gonna write next?
Something about me and me in black?
AHH!
You can start with how sassy the man is.
So what, you just want me to walk away?
I do it myself, thank good.
This man was fake tough even back then.
There was a scene where he was trying to stop his biggest up from talking to his girl saying
One warning note
You stay away from my girl
Fashion art thing again
Good
Guess I'll have to ask her that when I take her out in front of you
Yo I'll steal off on you if you ain't steal off on this nigga
Yo why you making that face?
Yo if you don't steal off on this nigga bro
Yo
Good
Guess I'll have to ask her that when I take her out in front of you
FAAA
Hey!
What the fuck?
No, they-
Heheheheh
I didn't even see this
Yo!
Fuck man
Did he even hear a verse fuckin' pressed?
How do you get pressed by the nigga you're trying to press?
Huh
How?
And after getting hold like this, the fight gets broken up
and he really tries to intimidate the kid that broke him up
like, uh oh scary
Shut up, man!
And the girl that Drake was fighting for, I'll be honest, does the n***a the worst.
She cornier than Drake, they a perfect match.
There was a time when she was performing on stage, dropping some of the worst music of all time,
and despite his feature turning the crowd around, she still gets upset.
She breaks up with him in the corneous way possible.
She was slowly backing up to represent her leaving his life, and this is all.
Without even counting when she cheated on Drake and told him in the most stomach-curling way possible.
I know you have said what just happened was the most intense experience of my life.
Yeah, what are you doing something like this happen to you bro your girl one that walks out the way possible
Like I was going to
I'm sword alting right there
I don't give a fuck
I'm Deadpool sword alting there
I'm jumping on Nick's head
It's over again
There's no fucking way
And they are upset to me
Fuck you
Okay
I was wrong with him
That's not human man
You're not regular man
Nick was a devil man
That bitch was out the worst
Brick psycho
And the worst I could do was to
Shotgun the NHS
But anyways
Let's move on
And during the rise of his career
He was coming up
In an era that was
that was abnormally corny the early 20s and always had this crazy quirky vibe to
it if you want the easiest example just any celebrity and put gq photos and I
promise you'll see the funniest photo what about swag in 2010 like look at
Kendrick Lamar my nigga why you look like a Nigerian like look at Kendrick Lamar
My nigga
My nigga polka dots and the stripes
Tuddy air watch five, but like
Polka dots with the stripes
Why you look like a Nigerian
And Drake was definitely a victim of this but one thing that also got him at the same time
Was the light skin era before the great shift before?
I want to say 2019 2020 if you were light-skinned you were able to get away with
Before that would let it slide there was before that I feel like it was a little bit before that
Lightskins had mad power. I swear. I feel like Drake ruined it for y'all niggas some wonder light skins of the world
Rooted for y'all niggas now y'all niggas is like 20 who ruined it
Which light skin nigga ruined it for the other light skin niggas
I
See no
Vic Mensa island boys Odell
Oh, they'll do it the fucking dances oiled up in the car
The March madness come on
Because you're fine and it's crazy some of the shit you were able to get away with back
in the day if you were light-skinned you could actually shoot in a niggas cereal and just
be like oh you know what not bad you know I ain't mean to do that and one thing Drake
used to span back then that made me vehemently uncomfortable was the light skin stare you
look at any photo fuck the light skin scare I feel like what he does now is far worse
than this there. What he does now is this. Wait, what are you doing here? Let me, let
me see, let me see. Drake. Fuck lip duck lips. What the fuck is this? Why does he do this
shit like the pucker it's the pucker gang why you like Jose with hair yo bro this
This is crazy gang.
Yes, I mean any of Drake before 2018 he is staring into your soul in every single photo
Like I don't know what he would do with his face, but every time I see it I feel like I'm getting sexually assaults
Even past this era there's a lot of clips out there of Drake just being weird as all hell
What they bought a stupid ass nigga he funny though
Drake is Drake. What do you can't do it for this nigga? This nigga's always been funny though
This stupid niggas always been funny though. He's never not been funny. The nigga look he funny
There is so much more I could just let off there was the whole
2021 trend where people were saying drink the type of guy turning the nigga. Oh my god drink the type of nigga
Do y'all remember that shit, bro?
Bro?
The Drake the Tapper nigger?
Oh, what year was that?
What is this picture, bro?
Drake the Tapper got to wear a pencil on his ear
and have his tongue all these using blue pencils.
Wait, what?
Drake the Tapper got to cover his obi's eyes
guess and say guess who. Yo this nigga was hilarious bro. What the fuck? Guess who? Guess who?
To an entire cartoon character, clips of him out there trying to act fake tough. There's also
the clips of him faking his reactions to NBA injuries during the 2019 finals when Katie and
Clegg got hurt. This man was putting up some of the worst acting I ever seen to look somewhat
sympathetic
Aubrey
Bricks Ops got so much ammo after this video, bro. This nigga was moving insane
Now you know my baby wanted honestly see my favorite position. I do want to see it
Oh
Why did he do that wait wait what was this?
Hell yeah, what wait wait stop stop. Holy fuck
Holy fuck
Whoa, what why did he okay? Why why was he doing that? What why was this video a thing?
How did this happen and who paid for this shit in this video, bro? This nigga was moving insane
Yeah, you know my baby you wanted honestly see my favorite
The only first of all he started the only things saving her there is them putting her in a favorite position
Fuck it on the fucking camera. That was the only thing that would have been crazy. He decides to us that bitch like us
Oh
He was so freaked out this whole date and I can't even hold you there was some hilarious moments in this
This nigga was actually barking forever
Why are you all typing fairs, my nigga?
There was some hilarious moments in this.
Would you bark at me?
My brother is not at me.
Bro, this is Drake.
Yo, how did he get you?
I be wanting to know what we gonna do with Drake's head.
Why is my brother naked?
Now there was some things that Drake said that I'm not gonna let him slide with.
mentioned the 21 from his beef. He was talking about something.
I don't hear no audio.
Dick bro, what is you doing?
And you had shorties up on the camera shaking. I was like,
damn, shake that ass for Drake. Now shake that ass for free.
Yeah, yeah, but that's that kind of free. I'm talking about my nigga Dave
You need to wrap it with him game
But yeah, that's all I got y'all let me know anyone else I should have mentioned or if you want to see a lot good video
But Zephyr one thing I realized about this video
Is you a corny bitch you a corny motherfucker to game like you a corny motherfucker?
The edits and the memes be saving you, but I fuck with you game. This is a thing
I don't care if you crying if you crying I fuck with you
I can fuck with a corny nigga, but you a corny mother fuck everybody's corny in their own right you feel me
Everybody got a little corn ball in her
Like I look at me. I'm wearing a fucking Wolverine fucking chud suit, bro. Like what am I doing?
I'm 20
nine um
Chat
I got a question chair bounce chair bounce
Do we go straight into Wolverine right now or do we watch
Or do we watch where's the video
Where is it
Oh
Do you watch the crime video or do we watch these?
Was the name of that was the name of the channel
Dr. Insanity. These are two Dr. Insanity options. Or Wolverine. If you watch one of these,
I'll go to Wolverine.
Radical red.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Tia Tei with the 20 get done!
I got y'all right, Shaq.
Good luck.
I'll be back.
Oh, okay, I'm back.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
I
Imagine the flash finger you all right. I was about to give you mommy bully Gigi just have fun. I'll be back. Are you guys for food?
Don't tell him anything chat.
Oh, you're a heavy one, aren't you?
You're awake.
I've missed you.
I've missed you. You're supposed to talk about a lot of stuff. I had a lot to show you
But hey now that you're awake. We can get straight to business, right?
Give me a second
How was your sleep by the way, you sleep well, okay?
Don't worry about where you are right now. You're with me.
I'm your new friend, okay?
Just sit back and relax.
I don't want to watch bleepies!
I'm trying to be quiet.
This isn't a silky!
Okay, I know exactly what we're going to be doing.
Sit tight. I'll be right back.
Okay.
I think that's it.
I got some stuff for you.
Yeah, yeah, I want you to help me help, you know the project and whatnot, but don't mind
I'm just gonna leave this here with you
Fascinating people are right. Hey fascinating creatures
Have you ever heard of the horse hair or
Okay, not much of a talker.
So there's something interesting about this peculiar word.
So the horsehair worm is a parasitic bug, and it crawls inside the host of its victims
or hatches, and it takes a while for it to start, and I love watching videos of it, and
There's just one specific video, and there's a mantis, I'm right, a praying mantis, and
it's inside of the mantis, and you can see it halfway and halfway out, and it's controlling
its brain.
It latches onto its brain, and it's controlling it, and it becomes like a zombie-like.
You know, sometimes I think I may have a horrors everywhere, too.
But that's just a joke I'm just kidding. That can never happen, right?
But, uh, yeah.
Oh, I have something I really want to show you. Just sit tight and...
Stop, stop all the noise, please.
You know what?
You're making a lot of noise.
I'm not too fond of that.
Welcome to go back to business right this is gonna be so fun I've never had a friend
I've never had someone I can I can you know do projects with and help me out I was always
I'll be right back, it has to be really cool to show you, okay?
Wait, do you see this?
Wait, do you see this?
Isn't this precious?
It looks just like yours.
Just like mine.
It's very fascinating, something interesting about humans, right?
So what on the subject of hands?
You know this, this came, this is real, you know?
It came from my old friend.
They let me borrow it.
Don't raise a joke, you wouldn't get it.
Anyways, let's put this back.
I just want to show you my cool stuff.
Well, forget all that. How about I just talk to you for a bit, right? Even if I sit right
You know, this year's gonna be crazy with movies and they have live movies coming out.
I have some horror movies to have, Scream.
That's the kind of one that's one of those, it's such a favorite.
I have Scream, what's coming out.
We have, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is next year.
Not this year, Scream, no, that's coming next year.
Avatar 3, Scream.
I'm John McFaugh. That's the nice one I've seen John McFaugh.
They have a lot of...
They have a lot of movies going on.
Alright, I think it's enough time for talking.
Did you tell him anything?
I think it's time to help me with my project.
Did you tell him anything I think it's gonna be fine so let's get straight into it.
I'm not spaghetti and meatballs, Chad, I'm some regular shit.
What the fuck is he about to do with that glove?
He touched my butt.
He has our mouth covered.
Yeah, I think it's a street target.
Okay
We're about to test out Wolverine all right, but we had to make a
Little little YouTube 10 for these niggas real quick
All right, I want to see the end what the fuck what the fuck
Crime vid bro Josh, which for dinner you
Mmm.
What difficulty should we play it on? Wait, why don't we hear nothing?
How do I hear the game audio? Colton, Caleb? Did you think about that?
Did you think about the audio?
Why did it say no HDMI signal signal?
You've been streaming for almost a decade dude.
Okay, but this is a Colton fucking setup, bro.
This is weird.
It got fucking sound shits and audio shits and shit.
Just some fucking weirdo shit.
All right, let me go to input first and put HDMI boom
Let me see something
I hear it screen reader for this title is enabled by default why the fuck is my
What the hell is that sound
what the fuck this is not green this is yellow
No!
Help me!
Help me!
What do I do?
I am over it.
What do I do?
Help me!
HELP ME!
you
you
you
you
you
You
And they're just here right now
I won't
Top lane second ability. I'm almost done with this me ball
This road you just can't yes, I'm reading them. Oh, yeah
YouTube editors, when you make this Wolverine video, intro it with me and the Wolverines
who are in the beginning of the stream, and it'll be teleported to be talk about what
we're doing today and then we start the gameplay.
get the show on the road challenge difficulty the man for players who want minimal combat
challenge enabled to be knocked out. The Hunter. For players who want to enjoy the
story, that's what Kyle's on, right? The Mutant, recommended for most players,
provides a balanced combat experience. The weapon for people who enjoy more
difficult combat. The best there is for expert players who enjoy a brutal
difficult experience are we going the best there is for the weapon I'm trying
to be the best there ever was this nuts lock this shit chat
what should it be on screen but I want to target an enemy
Most of their gotta be off I want to be everybody on press LT to lock onto the nearest enemy
either on or off screen once you see the lock on the doll has to be the one on screen LT
a lot of them just answering I mean oh you got the whole thing off I'll give you
I put out 120 Hertz.
hahahaha
I'm awful
Hold on the killer snap what it the corn snap of this shit. Let's do a chat the best there is
Or the best there ever was
Wait, Colton, did you snap?
Wolverine protects the start.
Thirty years ago.
It's alright.
Fuck.
I'm not going to hurt you.
It's all right fuck I'm not going to hurt you
But one thing we don't think about but you know, he's stank bros, but I do do I was in a hospital
Old lady was pooping in her pants next to me. It's not so bad
I'm here for people who are special, like you.
Well, everything starts up.
What does that mean for everything starts up?
Everything starts up.
Oh
Like
Chas that the big X
My name is my friend. Oh, this is Hermes. Yeah, that's the big X. Yeah
That's her name. What is your name? It's a Swaggit
Oh shit
Present day what?
Steak
We gonna see misty titties
Sure as six is there
We think we fuck up something this important as it's built team extra protect Newton's you couldn't protect him
Saber tooth
Wait, I'm cool with the game?
Ain't Saber too light!
Just a...evil ass!
That's my dick-wad-ass brother!
I'll be calling together! That nigga's a bitch!
That nigga be torturing this nigga a little bit!
Oh my god!
Okay, the combat I'm gonna have to give you to, I already know this is gonna be challenging.
We have to keep down southern perimeter.
Tell them!
Beam!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's my battle royale.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's my battle royale.
Oh my god, Saxo did go.
Leap attack.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I locked on the niggas.
I can't lock on it at all.
And all was weird.
That one parryed.
Come on, Parry.
Wait, I was parried!
NIGGA, I'LL PICK!
I can't switch on to lock on to my enemies, Monica!
And can I only parry the Niggaz hit me?
I'm gonna live it up and fight him.
I don't mind the enemy who glows duster for their turn, okay.
Oh
Just a little bit more better.
Ha ha ha ha.
Hush.
Hush.
Hush.
Hush.
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Wait, this is, wait, this is gruesome.
I like this shit.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Cut these dickers off.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
what the fuck yo yo this niggas bloody dog killing sir that's a lot of killing
What do you have to do though?
Oh, you're healing that bitch.
Last man?
Oh, jeez, Christ.
Kill this little cover up.
Builds great rage.
Us, us, us, us!
Us!
Build a full segment.
Rage meter has to reach here too.
That's the thing that's available with combo enders, because it's going to be more powerful.
Take it out!
Take me that gun? Take it out?
Alright, bet.
Oh.
Us! Us! Us! Us!
Let's do it.
Okay. Clear.
Logan! Logan!
Yeah
Yo, I'll see how my seat look
Jesus Christ
I don't care
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Hey rage I may not remember me, but my name is Jamar
Richard's and we used to go to the same high school I miss when we would practice kissing in the janitor's closet after school good times
Who the fuck is you?
I expect one other band-aum scurled by some nice
But not not by no
Your comments will kill any survivors of the crash site
Yeah, is your role bitch
Is he calm
I
Don't kill anything about you is not killing me you're wack
Now he find his fuck you guys hands with you what I'm to do
But what the fuck that shit floating in the air right there again, what is that shit floating bro, they forgot to despawn that shit
So I'm going to have a drop down assassination combo, I'm going to drop down on his Sulfate
down.
I like cross cross cross
I was told by my why are G spies you said I ain't mug you we can go band for band face card for face card
Are a yes, I may be corny, but my knees were cash-tag. Why are you taking a fire? Why'd you chase crazy?
You did it way too far
My god, no, that's too far the margin is gonna get all your ass boy
The YG go get all your ass boy
No, no, I could do from here them niggas fought niggas
Jesus Christ
I don't see why the dragon's in there to the grabs.
Okay.
I'm not going to lie, I'm going to get stealth out all the way here in the climber, I'm going
they have it moves that come back over here I'm at the top I'm at the deadie
deadie's home
alright come here partner I want you
I want you I might just gotta fight all these niggas
I might be the type of time that I'm on
oh shit
I
Forgot you don't see me. What about his fate all these niggas bro. Fuck that sell shit. That's how come on
I'm on that what what what what what
Oh
Holy fuck!
Wasps in there!
There's mainstream down.
I can put it down?
I can put it down!
Oba! Oba! Oba!
Oba!
What the?
What the hell happened out there?
Jesus Christ.
Why you on my dick nigga?
Oh shit.
Did my job.
The veto is my problem.
Oh shit.
Same to big as fuck, chap.
Clothes.
Mega Redister.
Jeez, he like door.
That mark's been trashed, lapdog.
The whole time.
Dumb to know he's playing for the wrong side. That's smart as you managed to get Essex
Why they working together? Oh?
This is my fault. They got to the bastard who ran away to go live off the land
Oh shit. I'm at the compound. Where are you two?
Logan is also 5 3 so might be
Still the goddamn jungle
I'm not waiting around her your ass is up
What are your asses up?
I asked ma'am.
There's two of them?
Yeah, there's two of them.
Now I gotta put on the mask.
This is go time.
Not all the way though.
Can't do it all the way.
I remember when I taught you lunch Whoa, what happened tornado spin
I remember just fine
Okay, I can't do it again
Now get this shot off
Nothing is good
I know you think this
Fuck off, you little
Oh, that brother fucking synergy, nigga
No one, bitch
Yo, they're gonna finish all my kills!
I ain't got no final hits!
Yo, they're gonna steal all my shit!
I ain't got no final hits!
that's all they had come on let's just get to the compound
Trash is for trying to wipe out you thank you for the thank you bro
there's some planning about this now I like this shit same time
he could turn on make him play you give me a hit to where to go
oh fuck yeah I like that shit
heeey
did you pet him?
like I couldn't stop him?
compound's gotta be up there
oh shit
hey how you running what is
oh my god oh my god let's go get out of there climb like a fucker over rain
It would be so easy to start it.
Yo, just like go.
Maybe help, brother.
Goddamn.
You're so noisy.
Were you trying to get my attention?
I'm not shit on this nigga.
I'm both brass, but that security wouldn't be any much for you.
Unfortunately for you, he agreed.
how much you fight me nigga how much you fight us what are you sorry ass oh
Get inside. Find assets. I got the Russian.
What?
You wouldn't kill him.
So I will.
There!
Ah!
Bullduck!
Oh, shit. That's the way.
They're far-on, Janins.
Come on, you persecutor.
You start!
I'm gonna start that fight!
I
Can't carry
Shit
I
I
Just one more
In the lower all order mercy
Okay, we got two knee points
It's been a 10 seconds in Savage, and Savage...
It's been a 10 seconds in Savage Sprinter, or Staggerly, while Sprintering, Tasking,
and Performing with Swiss, or to the Airstrike.
Hold Trouser, Trout, or Trout, or Produce, and Stagger damage, can Stagger enemies if
enough Stagger damage is dealt.
Is it comp?
What'd I just do?
What'd I just do?
I might get the triangle one
I might need it I feel like I'm gonna need our bosses
Steak
Already inside the compound
But I took out the guards to tell them for you.
So Trascard tired of T-Mex killing his people?
As I die of the Reavers.
Trascards? Cyborg mercenaries? They die just the same.
Just keep creating the guard posts. That's where we end.
I don't know I caught a ride to the compound and drove straight through but what I did
Let's see.
Can I break this box?
Can I get anything out of here?
I can't break anything here.
There's a body on the floor to stop them from being engaged with it.
Because he has a fucking mute and collar on.
I have a dead mutant.
You do.
I have a collar around their neck.
Is that a halon?
Looks like it.
He has powers, bro.
Let's make sure you don't get one around your neck by then,
do this shit, Logan.
OK, here's something.
Be over for you.
I
Have been the corner to sneak up on it
I'm reading about this that was going off outside. Did there be anything in these boxes?
Radio if you fight
Assure not that you misuse the air for damage.
No battery.
No heavy equipment.
I need any of these now.
I reach.
I'm gonna go to this one.
If y'all move right, I ain't with the stealth shit. I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't trying to stealthy anything like that. I'm trying to go through some of these niggas.
I'm gonna fucking move right, nigga.
But it might be faster to do a lot of stealth kills.
You know me, I'm about efficiency.
I'll get inside there, though.
fuck on her
fuck on her
I
This whole ass trigger for no reason
No lessons check those other detectors
I'm going blue force. I'm blue force on my way to the shit like the real ones
Fuck, fuck the little green nigga, fuck.
I want Claire, I want Claire.
What's wrong with you?
Heeeey!
Oh.
Nah, fuck this nigga, why you running from me?
Oh
Fuck, no, no, no, no.
It's a lot of niggas.
It's a lot of niggas.
Back up here.
Piece of shit.
What the fuck wrong with you, boy?
Oh, s-
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up, nigga!
run through the shit yeah it's a long check
oh my gosh this bus bike
what the fuck how strong is this nigga
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Bring this.
Bring this.
Haha.
Wait, did we just leave that thing on the floor?
My race is my race.
Shit.
No.
It smells like bodies.
Lots of them.
I said that before.
I said that before.
I'm sorry.
Oh
Blue lines by people hitting I like that shit leave you where I need to go bro. This ain't an open-world game
Just tell me where I need to go you feel me
Keep it as linear as you need to be for some of the new game
Yeah
No, she said that shit. Yeah, I guess it's open-world game. So
Hey, you already know me I'm blind as a bat. That's my only my weakness in games being blind
This has had a lot
Gang I will do you just like how I did your whole squad what fucks your tongue?
Come on fucking around
You're gonna do this or should I turn it'll spin right now tornado spin oh my
Oh my god. Yes. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. That's
I'm gonna have Bob where's sabre juice he sleep on his fight with a meger
Shrapnel from the chopper. She cool. I'm healing strong face ass, but it's all right. He finesse agenda. Oh
I found something all right
You can make it work
Can't be any worse than what I found in the sewers. Oh, yeah
Where do you think those bodies came from? We're talking about?
You'll see, this place is more than a training ground.
Trask has been studying us.
Studying?
No access.
I just see a kid.
Who do you think got the best power of all the demons,
an X-Men?
That's the most OP.
Kind of like that.
Holy fuck.
Yeah.
You can't get away with this.
No, that's not a shame.
Alright, crouch.
Alright, crouch, Shaq.
Oh, shit, what the fuck?
Here, which is really a piece of shit. You can show that in front of this, and do a little hit and stretch on it. What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm in rage mode.
I'm in rage.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, bro!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Rain... Grage?
Rain's over time, the faster I'm at higher range, so they aggressive and kill.
Oh my God, that swag! Oh my God!
Come here! I can smell some of y'all.
Where are you at?!
Oh
No one left breathing
Come
Come
It's your father fuck. I don't give fuck
Well, spirit to our only block basic range fire. Oh, what do I click though? Oh, I like that. I like that. I
Like that. I like that I like that I
To choose between one of these two or not
You're high ziggity, yes
They'll come up to extra fun attack the watches you upper
Whoa, I got breath for that, right?
What's this?
I should be through here. I'll get the door
Get the door
mistake
This nigga's really a little girl. This nigga's ripped the fuck up. I like that the suits broken up in shit. I like that
Okay
No, she's weak
Their posers
Working out the case but that should hold too long to get a collar on me
Please after all this time easy bro, call me for there's no way they failed right?
How are they going to get out of this one, Chad?
Well, Adamantium Poison is my suspect.
Right?
Yes.
Oh, that looks like it hurts.
I'm going to go say goodbye to Essence.
How are we going to get out of here?
Yes, and then I'm going to let the Reavers say goodbye to you.
Oh.
And everybody.
Have fun.
Tell me your claws still work.
Hell no they don't.
We need some E-Sex.
We need some E-Sex.
Don't tell me this is-
Ah fuck.
Oh shit.
Active.
Okay.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna do my jump move I learned.
Oh, I didn't learn that yet.
Bitch.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Yeah.
You good?
Ugh.
Ugh.
Peachy.
Ugh.
I'm not a fan of being tricked.
I want to know where Essex is.
Now.
Then we better find him.
He's looking at you.
Omega Red?
Yeah, the fuck kind of question is that?
Why does he get to be in charge of us?
We got hired into hot mutants.
Taken orders from one so stupid.
Don't let him hear you say that.
GG.
Don't end up like McMahon.
Trask should keep him on a tighter leash.
Then we better find him before Trask gets to him.
I need access to a security interface.
Thought we could find you something.
Bitch!
You both still alive?
Yeah, we alive in his home.
Watch it front
I like that slide
If you don't open this motherfucker
Oh, they got soldiers in here. Let's break these rookies if they don't come out
Fuck can't break them. You're all gonna come on aren't they?
They're all gonna get freed
Holy fuck
I did not mean to play out to there
I
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Plus and what what what
What you want nigga?
What you want nigga? Oh
What you want nigga?
Practicing my parries on your ass. Pussy.
Oh shit!
Nice.
this season with these men were made here
got him
got him got him spot him, Markham got him
come on goat come on goat come on goat
How long have we been doing this?
Same.
Come on, Coke!
Fighting, you see.
Inherit the earth.
Far too low.
All I had to do...
All I had to do was snap this collar on you.
I can see the future.
Yo, what's good Steph?
You're my one of us.
Thanks for the rain, god damn.
You're disappointing.
You're disappointing.
Because I thought that we were drawn together by fate.
You were the only man who ever stood a chance at matching my genius.
We're not on the same tier of genius game.
Yeah.
I'd laugh too.
We're on two different tiers, buddy.
I know where you're built.
What?
By anything
Wheels up
Why you up all my E6
Oh
I'm gonna find us the way out of here.
Meet us later.
Are you kidding me, bro?
I
Y'all better run nigga
I
So sad boy
Places you find a sex shield. You might find sex
You're one-sided antagonism against that six does not give you the right to do anything
Hurt you precious feelings
Yes, I understand
You know what your mistake is thinking you're even capable of killing the man
What the fuck?
E-Sex, I'm coming!
I guess that works.
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death of
the
death of
the
All right, all right, all right, I
the
Oh
they camping? come here bitch come pull up there's no way they camping is hallway there's
no way they camping that just took out a chunk of my health
alright back
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with machines yeah got acquainted with it outside you think you think if ice is
able to defend black people or Mexicans with machines they do if they had a
Mexican radar to see Mexicans through houses
I'm behind it, I'm behind it.
Oh.
Uh, yeah.
I'm trying to wait.
Yeah
Let's go. Let's go. We out. We out. We out. We out. I'm saying behind your force field
Holy hell. Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Essex, get your ass up!
What if Bullies is one of my asses to kill my eyeball?
My children.
Together.
What?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Fuckin' things, Pussat nigga!
Fuck!
Fuck!
That's where my kidney stone was, pussy!
Piece of shit.
Come on, man, pay the money's out.
Flight couldn't beat him on easy.
Say you swear to God, I'm on the hurt, say you swear to God, you're lying.
Wait, if he has a second form, GG.
Wait, this is swag, I voted shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's happening?
I
Wait, this is swag. I thought it was you. Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, what's happening? You can't help that
He found it put him up
What
Holy shit, holy fuck, here's a part 2 doesn't he?
shit you sent me outside with it oh no
you want some one you want me you want some one you want to do it himself
I bet show me I bet
Show me something.
What for each?
That?
Is 18.
Bad.
Let me show you something.
Let's run it back.
I'm ready, nigga.
Nigga, ask that another thing to your combo.
Alright, where's my ass shit, nigga?
What the fuck, two of those killed me?
I'm so down
And nobody worried about it
Shit run
What the fuck?
Oh, this nigga's cheating.
Oh, fuck!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I
Know
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh, get your ass away from me!
Must end the game. Come on.
For end the game.
Daisy
Jesus Christ
Oh shit.
So this is the mistaken console level.
Spun back.
Spun the block.
Spun the block on a little agla.
Yeah, he says just give me a little interesting vibe.
this is this is it sir
thank you
What?
What?
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I had fun playing that just now.
So I'm going to make bucks.
Was it fun enough to keep playing?
I'm going to make my decision right now.
Keep or drop?
It's a fucking key.
We're finishing this game, bruh.
What is Niggas talking about?
I know it was only the first boss, but bruh, was Niggas not having fun doing that shit?
And she was fucking fun.
My dopamine was fucking spiked.
What the fuck?
I'm over here thinking this shit was about to be dog shit the way Twitter was talking,
bruh.
also understand bro guess is all there is criticism that people are probably
valid but there's also just niggas that are gonna hate one on any new Xbox game
or two any new Sony game bro I'm deadass every Sony game and any exclusive
is gonna get a lot of hate you just gotta realize a lot of this shit is
niggas hiding, masking and they really just not hate the game for it you understand
They did that shit with Last of Us 2 too, and y'all did too.
I was in Last of Us 2 expecting the worst game ever.
Gang.
Last of Us 2 was one of the best games I've ever played, bro.
Ever.
That shit, I'm like, yo, this shit's about to be ass, this story about to be mid.
Bro Last of Us 2 was fucking amazing.
This shit was so fucking good, it was so good, I wanted them to add multiplayer to that game.
That shit was so good, bro, and they never did, bro.
they said they were going to.
Story is made.
I don't even think the story is made.
The only thing I didn't like about the story
was having Abby's part was hella long.
Now, I just think Abby's part was a little long,
but me wanting Abby dead
and then not wanting Abby dead by the end of it,
I wasn't even, I didn't even care about playing her
for so long.
At first I was like, yo, I'm not this bitch for so long.
And I didn't even want her dead anymore.
I'm like, wait, I kind of feel where she coming from.
I would have did the same shit probably.
Play as Abby blew my shit. No, he blew my shit at the moment. I'm not gonna lie
But then when I was done with the game, I'm like, yo, this game was so fuck. I enjoyed myself this whole game
They really enjoyed myself. I'm crying. Wait, what is this, bro?
Chet, what is
Since we're on the topic of how you feel on games how you feel about 007 you finishing that right
flight plays marvels will rain PSI for the first and last time
fun while I lasted bro they did too much for that fucking level man
there's no
This Nick let's analyze the game play right here though. Let's see what went down here
He got hit by the unblockable got a dodge that move you see it's red flight
They told you to be in the move any red beams you got a dodge that shit don't try to block that motherfucker
He's running straight into a fucking whip
But he want to get with me. He liked this shit
And deletion the game on easy mode
Flight is a walking clip, bro
Bro that fight wasn't even hard
He clipped miles with Morales cuz of the rhino fight by the way last bro
Yo, that shit was fun to me, and I plan to get tomorrow and every day till we beat the shit
I ain't gonna lie. We're gonna be this shit this week before I go away
Yeah, we're gonna be within the next few days. No cap. This game is fun as shit. I
like this shit
But chat, you know, we've been gone for some time my first stream backs are always like
Rusty got some time we've been back for like a few days. So I want to end here
I want to end here because tomorrow we actually have an earlier stream. I
I can afternoon ish evening ish rain that's when we're starting
We'll do some of the dogs tomorrow something for the dogs tomorrow little doggy show you know some for the dogs
None crazy
What does the message say?
People don't like it because it holds your hand like crazy
It is repetitive as it goes on, but people are allowed to enjoy things I could see how it's not like I don't think the game is hard
and I feel like it's probably not gonna be too hard, but
And it holds you I mean look chat, I don't even think the majority I know it says it holds your hand
Bobby seen the games people struggle on
Niggas are ass that game like I don't I don't know that she don't bother me, bro
Like it's obviously not supposed to be the most difficult game in the world. It seems like it was like just some fun shit, bro
Nigga wanted GTA 5 Wolverine
I'll play it more and I'll know more of what you guys talk about
But here's the thing. I like hacking hackin slashers and Wolverine being a hacking slasher
I cannot just see myself not having even if I just did that throughout even though that was my only move set throughout the game
I could have fun with this shit because every enemy I'm ripping apart I have an adrenaline
But I could be it could be because I'm biased towards Wolverine. I really like Wolverine as it can't dress on my favorite superheroes
Or I can generally just having fun. You do I'm saying
I don't know why people want to insomniac game thing is gonna be elderly
It's because they have high expectations for insomniac. There's everything insomniac drop insomniac drops. It's a f***. Um, I
Don't even think Spider-Man was that complicated or hard
But it was open world
So I guess that makes it for a lot of filming and there's a lot of content within it
You feel me um, I get I understand people. I wanted to handheld I guess for with it with the directions and like that
But I'm having fun so I'm gonna keep playing it out of here with the reviews saying but I am getting off tonight
I am tired. It's 3 a.m
We are starting stream around maybe I don't want to give it time but earlier while the Sun is up
Has been good as we have to do things and then we're getting taught for like an hour on how to play poker
And then we're back on this game for the rest of that night. Yeah
I'm going to do the crime reaction
A Wolverine game would never fit an open world concept
He isn't the hero of a specific city like Batman and Spiderman
A linear game is the best type of game they could make
Exactly
exactly
Um and since tomorrow we're and we're starting early I'm pretty sure that means we end a little earlier
Which would have time for patreon. Hopefully hopefully
We are starting green lantern on patreon. So that will be fire
So the rotation on patreon is green lantern DD and one piece, but green lantern
Hopefully we get to a point where we're caught up. So we don't have to
Binge every time we watch just watch that episode for the week that dropped. I want to be able to do that
I want to watch the episode of the week
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