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06-29-2024 · 6h 36m
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 🎵 so I'm becoming left to find as days go by, fading away.
 Well you might say I lose my mind fading away how i see myself Thank you guys hear me?
 Yeah, what's up how y'all doing
 I just finally got out of bed.
 I was fucking around doing nothing and I figured it's
 finally about time to get this shit started.
 So yeah,
 there it is. Good? Yeah I'm doing alright man.
 I went to the store and got myself a drink
 I was gonna get food but I decided not to
 I said fuck that man
 When are you going bald?
 More and more every day.
 I'll tell ya that!
 You get the new mattress yet? No, I haven't.
 I need to do that. I really do. Like
 I just need to go over there and pick it up
 I know which one I'm gonna get I just haven't wanted to drive over there
 and do it. But yeah, that's my
 plan man. Get it? Yeah, I know, I know.
 I'm gonna get the one that I showed on the video.
 Yeah.
 Did you end up getting a couch pillow? No, I didn't.
 Uh...I ended up not getting it. I couldn't find
 it. They don't have delivery
 option? Oh no! They-they
 uh..I'm gonna get it delivered 100%.
 I'm not going to drive that shit back to my house. Fuck that. Absolutely
 not. No, I know that for sure.
 Hope you're doing excellent?
 Yeah, I'm doing alright man. I'm chilling.
 Uh, got up a bit ago and um
 you know now we're back on the stream man
 and uh do you have any regrets for your uh wasting the dlc with your build
 wasting the dlc so do you mean like do i regret
 doing the dlc with the build that's really good? No.
 Uh, no I- to me, that's the reason I like playing games
 uh, I like being able to take advantage of systems
 and exploit them. And so, I love exploiting
 I hate cheating. So if
 there's something that I can do that I shouldn't be
 doing, I do it. If there is
 a bot or something like that
 I usually think that's basically cheating right uh unless i'm doing
 like i did the macro to get the extra runes but that was mainly just equip weapons and that was it
 so yeah hate cheating could always be cheating absolutely yes, yeah. Of course.
 And good morning? Yeah, 100%.
 Have you heard of the game God of Weapons?
 No, I haven't heard of that at all. At
 all. Will you try Brighter Shores whenever
 it releases? Maybe, but it just didn't really look that good.
 Yeah. Have you seen Rare
 falsely copyrighted to see a Thieves content creator
 channel and it's been deleted?
 Uh, I didn't see that
 no, but I'm sure it's happened before, absolutely.
 So yeah... Thoughts on Terrace Land?
 My thoughts on Terrace Land is that...
 Like let's look at how many people are playing Terrace Land.
 Take a look at it and people are playing Terrace Land.
 Take a look at it, let's see what's going on here.
 Terrace Land... It's got 8000 viewers, that's pretty good. I'm gonna be honest
 I think that's actually pretty good.
 Look here's my perspective on it.
 I think it looks like garbage.
 It looks like cheap garbage.
 Uh I would play it, sure.
 Right? Like if I got a sponsor to play that
 game, I'd play it. Sure.
 Now, would I like it? I don't know if
 I'd like it. Would I play it beyond the sponsor?
 Like, it's not that it's like there are some games like for me
 there's like three tiers of games right there's a game that i would play no matter what there's
 a game that i'd play maybe if i had to sponsor for it and there's a game i
 would never play right i think it's definitely in that middle
 category where like if I got sponsored
 to play this game yeah sure I'd try it out why not
 right but would I want
 to do this on my own probably fucking
 nah man. That's what I would say watch the alcoast trailer yeah i did i saw it
 i watched it terrasun should be dog shit but it's pretty fun and a few really nice features that wow
 should have yeah maybe i should try it out you'll play doom to dark ages
 yeah i'm gonna play that on release uh i've been trying to play more new games
 right i mean like it doesn't always happen but i tried to
 right I tried to. Right? Hmm.
 Are you gonna play a new WoW expansion?
 Am I gonna have to play the new WoW expansion? Um...
 Yeah, of course.
 Uh yeah 100%.
 Now what are my expectations Of the expansion?
 Do I think the expansion is gonna be like really good?
 I think the new WoW Expansion
 Is just going to be more of the same, to be honest with you guys.
 It's just going to be more of the same.
 You know, four new
 zones, eight new dungeons, one
 new raid. Wow.
 That's crazy. And there's new things to kill
 that have a 1% drop rate
 and a cosmetic item.
 It's so formulaic at this point
 that I feel like WoW expansions don't have the same
 excitement that... to a certain degree
 it's because I've already done like 50 WoW expansions right so it's not like wow is bad
 it's just that like I'm not getting personally excited about
 it because I've just seen you know,
 I've seen this go through so many times right? So yeah.
 Same formula same bullshit like basically
 I think every expansion since Legion has
 been a worse version of Legion.
 That's basically what it was, because Legion I think did really well and people responded
 really well to it.
 And then after that Blizzard kept trying to redo that same thing
 but not really understanding
 all of the other factors of why Legion was
 good to play. Right?
 Charizard and Arch-Style is good because they require a high end PC
 Yeah, it's definitely true. You're right about that war within should have
 been wow too i think that it should have been two like and here's the problem though is like
 wow 2 is going to be made by the people that made Dragonflight.
 Be careful what you wish for,
 you know what I mean?
 I don't know about that.
 So yeah, I really can't
 be too excited about that,
 but you know,
 maybe it'll happen.
 There hasn't been anything new and exciting where they usually add this morning repetitive.
 It's only refreshing.
 You take breaks from multiple expansions.
 It's like getting a new iPhone.
 Yeah,
 you're right about that.
 I'm pissed because War Within got a Frost
 DK and we lost Ice Cap. Yeah,
 everybody's going to get changes per each
 patch, but yeah, I get it.
 I also feel like Dragon Flying from the
 start ruined exploration a bit. I disagree, I think
 riding on your flying mount didn't change anything
 to be honest. So yeah
 but isn't Dragonflight
 good gameplay wise?
 I think it sucks.
 I think there's too many buttons.
 It's over designed like everything is over design.
 That's my honest opinion. I don't like, I understand a lot of people like it but I just don't think the gameplay is good
 Like you have too many buttons there's too many spells
 There's too many effects too manyuffs. There's just too many everything
 it's just exhausting
 So yeah I mean like if you
 like that then the game is great
 and the fundamental gameplay right?
 Like this is like the way the game plays presented but wow has always
 had top of the line Gameplay it's just that I don't like the way that you're interfacing with
 that Gameplay right now you know that's the way I see it. Legion gameplay was the most
 fun to me. Yeah, Legion was awesome.
 Fear Warrior turned from Zerker to Spam
 and Gravager feels like shit.
 Yeah, it's a little bit weird, right?
 Let's little bit weird, right? Most class
 feels no fun to play.
 And also like I feel
 like class a lot of
 like rotations for
 different classes are too complicated.
 Like, it's just
 everything in the game is just over-designed.
 Like, I think that
 Blizzard would actually do themselves a favor
 if they just took, like, half of the mechanics out of the game.
 Because, over 15-20 years you've
 added so much shit into the game. SO
 MUCH SHIT INTO THE GAME! It's nuts man. so much shit into the game.
 It's nuts, man.
 It's all way too much now.
 Yeah, it's just bloated, man.
 And I think
 the only people
 that it appeals to
 are the people
 that have kept up with it
 and they're like they're up to date
 with all the bloat.
 So it's fine.
 I think that's what happens.
 Removing nothing?
 Yeah, exactly.
 They're like the super hardcore players, right?
 And it's like, that's fine. It's okay to be the super hardcore players, right? And it's like that's fine.
 It's okay to be a super hardcore player
 but you should never design the game
 whenever they're the ones that want it.
 You know what I mean?
 Isn't it kind of crazy at last 20 years old?
 Yeah, it is. It's really kind of weird I'm gonna be honest
 But yeah too much shit and already got debloated several times Well the problem is like hardcore players keep asking for more stuff
 And whenever more stuff gets added into the game it increases
 the skill cap of the game. And it makes it harder for new players to understand it. That's
 why I think a lot of people like whenever a new MMO comes out,
 is that when a new MMO gets released and everybody's on the same page.
 There's nobody who has this massive advantage,
 there's nobody with way more gear,
 everybody is playing the same thing.
 That's why people like new MMOs
 It's because games like this have a
 propensity to just continue
 growing and growing and growing. So, yeah.
 Are you ever going to play
 WoW again like you did before?
 No. No.
 No. Absolutely
 not. No. Absolutely not.
 No.
 So a lot of people ask that, they're like are you ever going to go back and do this?
 Yeah thank god it's just not what I want to do with my life right now.
 Now I hate to say
 never, right? Because like, I don't know
 what's going to happen... That's me, not you, sorry.
 Uh, I hate to say never, but
 I'll tell you this.
 I have literally no I have literally no...
 I have no reason to go back and do that again
 because I feel like I've accomplished what I wanted to accomplish
 inside of WoW.
 And,
 I'm happy with the time that I spent playing the game.
 I don't need to continue staying on top at that game or like being competitive in that game
 because I've already done that.
 I've done it so many times over the years
 I've played for so long
 like there's just no reward
 that yeah, I completed the chapter
 I beat out beat the game, and so
 would I go back and play it again? Maybe.
 I don't know, but that's it.
 I'll go complete it. Yeah,
 you play what you feel is worthwhile. Exactly.
 Thoughts on the Supreme Court
 killing the Chevron rule?
 That's the thing where they're
 going to put homeless people in jail,
 right? Let's see. I thought
 I liked a comment about this. I guess not.
 Yeah, that's the thing they put homeless people into...
 What is this?
 The Chevron rule?
 I'm trying to remember what it was.
 No?
 Okay, yeah.
 Well, what is the Chevron rule again?
 I was thinking about something else.
 Do you know Rare's partner uh yeah um the sexual relation of the minor um what is this it's the same person that's like trying to start drama
 yeah you're just trying to start drama about some get the out of
 here shut up um anyway so yeah uh what was this other stuff going fema camping yeah courts can
 overrule federal policy we'll see what happens. Right? Like people
 are homeless by choice. What the fuck?
 I think that it's fair.
 If you don't want homeless people living
 around a residential area...
 Let's say you're a parent and you don't want homeless
 people building a rust base next to your
 house where your kids are going to be
 outside? I think that's totally fair.
 It is. And like, I just...
 That's all there is to it because these people have a right to being like safe
 right? And so yeah
 I don't really give a shit about
 that as much. So
 I mean yeah obviously you should do something for
 helping out homeless people but just because there isn't something to help them out doesn't mean that they can be anywhere they want.
 I mean of course give them homes? Well I mean that's a great idea why don't we just give everybody a home that's that wow why did nobody think of that jesus
 uh you should run for run for government that's a good idea chevron allowed the government agencies
 to interpret the law versus congress having to make laws for the agencies? Okay, yeah.
 I don't know. I'd really have to think
 about what the nuances for that are
 to like really have an opinion on it because I feel like
 that's really complex. So yeah,
 I don't have like a off-the-cuff opinion about that.
 I've never thought about it before.
 So yeah...
 Being allowed to shit on the sidewalk is not a reasonable policy?
 No, it's not! Not at all.
 Just curious, does anybody give homeless people money?
 I'm sure some people do sometimes
 but just probably not a lot right? That's what I would assume
 They need to build more shelters
 Yeah maybe, I don't know
 At the end of the day
 Have you seen biden's vice presidential
 debate from 2012 uh well yeah we can look at this here yeah why not?
 Thank you very much, Jim, for this opportunity.
 I want to thank Governor Romney and the University of Denver for your hospitality.
 The only person in this stage is a convicted fellow who's not even looking at me right now,
 but he could be a convicted fellow as soon as he gets out of office.
 Thank you Jim it's an honor to be here with you
 and I appreciate the chance to be with the President
 and congratulations to you mr
 president on your anniversary i'm sure this was the most romantic place you could imagine here
 here with me so i congratulations congratulations When it comes to our taxes I didn't have sex with a porn star. Tuition low.
 When it comes to our tax code,
 Governor Romney and I both agree
 that the corporate tax rate is too high.
 Jake, both of you know
 that story's been totally wiped out
 because he made up the charlottesville story
 and you'll see it the total initiative i really don't know what he said at the end of this sentence
 on energy oh my god.
 Man!
 Ha ha! Hey? That's the biggest lie. He was a six handicap of all.
 I was an eight handicap?
 Yeah, eight.
 Man!
 I've seen you swing and I know you swing.
 Man!
 First education. I agree,
 education is key particularly the future
 of our economy. The whole world is blowing up
 under him. Never heard so much malarkey in my whole life
 Kim Jong Il he sends love letters to Putin etc
 Taxation we agree we ought to bring the tax rates down
 and i do corporations and for individuals a woman in public i wasn't really going to run
 until i saw the horrible job he did but unfortunately it's driven up my numbers
 and driven to a very high level
 because people understand it.
 What's your numbers are when this election is over?
 Let's see, you're whiner.
 I also believe that we've got
 to look at energy sources in future like wind and solar and biofuels.
 Yeah!
 Excuse me with dealing with everything we have to do with...
 Do we embrace a new economic patriotism that says America does best when the middle class does best?
 And I'm looking forward to having that debate.
 Man, posted by a channel called DC Funeral. Ain't that something? Jesus! Jesus.
 Oh my god, that was crazy.
 Holy fucking shit.
 I don't even know what to say.
 Yeah, Obama was quite good obama did a great job talking and he acted the right way like you can think that obama was a bad president you can say oh we blew up
 a bunch of people he had the most drone strikes. Destroyed
 them in class. Yeah, you can be... Let's assume
 you're right about all that. Yeah, but at least
 he looked good doing it, huh?
 I mean, I think that definitely counts for
 at least something. Holy shit! It counts for at least something.
 Holy shit!
 It counts for something, doesn't it?
 Yeah, it looked good. At least it would look good. So let's
 see. I gotta show you guys this. Look,
 because this is... Remember when I was telling y'all about how uh biden was like
 you know way different listen to this this was from this is from 12 years ago.
 Let me translate, let me have a chance to translate.
 I'll come back in a second then right?
 First of all, I was there when Ronald Reagan tax breaks were...
 He gave specifics on what he was going to cut, no number one
 In terms of tax expenditures.
 He was there.
 Number two-
 I bet he was.
 97% of the small businesses in America make less than $250,000.
 Let me tell you who some of those other small businesses
 are. Hedge funds that make
 six, eight hundred million dollars a year.
 That's what they count as
 small business because they're pass-through.
 Let's look at how sincere they are.
 Ronald, excuse me, Governor Romney on 60 Minutes I guess it was about 10 days ago
 was asked, governor you pay 14% on 20%.
 You see he still fucks up. He still fucks up even here but the rate of correction is way higher.
 $20 million dollars. Someone making $50 thousand dollars...
 Yeah, but a lot less yeah that's fair that's fair
 this is and they're going to talk about you think these guys are going to go out there and cut those loopholes the loophole the biggest loophole they take advantage of is a carried
 interest loophole and and capital gains loophole they exempt that now there's not enough
 the reason why the ai study the american enterprise institute study the American Enterprise Institute study,
 the Tax Policy Center study.
 The reason they all say it's going to tax people who grew up in the middle class
 is that the only way you can find $5 trillion
 in loopholes is cut the mortgage deduction for middle-class
 people, cut the health care deduction. Middle class people take away their ability to get a tax break
 to send their kids to college. That is this? That's why they...
 Is he wrong about that?
 He is wrong about that.
 How's that?
 You can cut tax rates by 20%
 and still preserve these important preferences
 for middle-class taxpayers.
 Not mathematically possible.
 Man. class taxpayers not mathematically possible man
 man if you think that's bad, I saw this one.
 This one was crazy. Not only do we have the largest economy in the world,
 We have the strongest economy in the world.
 We have the most productive workers in the world. We have the most productive workers
 in the world and given a fair shot,
 given a fair chance, Americans have never
 ever let their country down!
 Never! ever, ever let their country down.
 Never!
 Never!
 Is that crazy?
 Ordinary people like us
 who do extraordinary things
 Yup things. We've had candidates
 before who have attempted to
 get elected by appealing to our fears,
 but they never succeeded
 because we do not scare easily.
 We never bow, we never bend,
 we never break when confronted with crisis.
 No!
 We endure,
 we overcome and we always, always, always
 move forward.
 That's why
 that's why I can say
 this wasn't the absolute
 conviction
 I am more optimistic about It wasn't that long ago. Absolute conviction!
 I am more optimistic about our chances today
 than when I was elected as a 29-year old kid to the Senate.
 The 21st century is going to be the American century.
 Because...
 because we lead not only by the example of our power,
 but by the power of our example that he didn't
 that up guarantee he'd have
 god willing hillary clinton will write the next chapter in that journey.
 We are America, second to none, and we own the finish line!
 Don't forget it!
 God bless you all
 and may God protect our troops
 Come on
 We're American
 Thank You
 That's why everybody likes him.
 Let's be honest, if this was Joe Biden now, the election would be over in the opposite way.
 It would
 be over in the opposite way. It would not even be
 close.
 It's actually insane and to be real like i might just say it it's fucking sad bro it's actually sad what a difference it is.
 It's not even fucking close, yeah exactly.
 You're getting the same mentality?
 It's sad for him honestly?
 Yeah there it is.
 Yeah, and how the tables have turned since then?
 It's over already?
 I feel like for a lot of people it is.
 I think that that first debate, bro,
 they saw that shit.
 They said nope! This is not it. Yeah, it's been
 a while I feel like it's not even close
 and then said the same thing yeah
 It's sad man. It's abuse of elderly. Yeah, yeah, it's sad, man.
 It's abuse of the elderly.
 Yeah, it's like watching dementia patients progress.
 Well, it's not like watching, right?
 I mean, I'm pretty sure it just is.
 I just think it's nuts.
 Yeah, he was popular as fuck he was he was he was super super super popular people love joe biden like and that's the thing is i remember i talked about this shit back in
 the day but like i'm not back in're like literally like the past couple of weeks
 and um people were doubting this they were like nah nah that's not how it was bro you see
 how it was do you see what people used to love this guy like he was the guy
 nobody loves him now
 yep, people don't love him now
 and that's the thing
 my grandma has dementia
 I'm watching Happening Live
 does exactly what she was like earlier too has it yeah exactly man do you believe people stopped loving him
 because he got old um i think that actually people still
 did people still love joe but they just don't want to be the
 president that's when it comes down still love Joe, but they just don't want him to be the president.
 That's what it comes down to. They want him to retire and enjoy the rest
 of his life with his family.
 I don't think anybody really
 doesn't like him.
 People generally,
 there are Democrats that voted
 for him or liked him then.
 I don't think anybody has stopped liking him.
 I just think they don't want him
 to be the president.
 He's too old.
 That's really what the difference is.
 What says here?
 No one wants to see an old man suffer.
 It's depressing bro.
 He's a good guy you shouldn't be president yeah exactly and so as i'm getting old about getting weak yeah yeah that's basically it
 uh it's just weak it's all there is to it exactly it, he's just too old, man?
 Yeah.
 He's lame as fuck?
 As in all anyone involved
 in politics?
 Well that's not...
 What does that add to anything?
 And so yeah
 It's like saying people
 don't want elderly people driving because they don't like
 them, it's because they lose the ability? Yeah,
 yeah, but I think that's what happened,
 right? People just don't believe in them anymore,
 and it's sad, but
 you know, I think this is uh
 this is what i think a lot of people feel about
 about joe and we're here giving commentary
 we're like move get out the way get out the way move out the way
 move get out the way get out the way
 we don't want your world war III! We don't want your
 triple the prices, we don't want
 your New World Order, we don't want your drag queen
 story time, we don't want your world garment
 we don't want the military wearing red high heels
 we reject it all.
 Move, bitch.
 Get out the way.
 Get out the way, bitch.
 Move out the way.
 So that's basically the way that people feel about him.
 You know?
 That's about it.
 That's what's happened
 yeah if you wouldn't let him drive a car would you let them drive a country well into the ground apparently Yeah, he knows this song
 from a black artist, right?
 Yeah, I'm pretty sure Alex Jones
 knows that, bro. Like, I'm pretty sure.
 And that's them denying RFK
 from debating. The truth is that
 the normal precedent is that
 an incumbent president doesn't have
 to go through
 a primary process.
 That's just
 the precedent.
 Now you might be unhappy about
 the precedent but like don't act
 like this is some kind of specific fucking
 conspiracy. It's not.
 Show your cup? Oh, I saw this
 the eight month old
 Wendy's Cup so like
 there's just random tweets that get
 like crazy interactions
 and it's just a tweet about me being disgusting. That's all there is to
 it. It's, and the thing is I have a Gatorade
 bottle, and it's been
 here for like, I don't know how
 long. Like, I would say...
 Well,
 I used to use this
 as a webcam stand
 back whenever
 I first started streaming.
 So it's at least
 10 years old.
 So eight months would not really be that long.
 It was blue prior?
 No, but part of it has turned solid.
 I just leave it in the back of my desk because I just think it's interesting.
 It's like a science experiment, but yeah, it's a relic. Yeah, that Gatorade
 bottle, you know, the expiration on it is probably like 2016
 or like 2014.
 So yeah, I thought that was funny, man.
 You still have it?
 Yeah, I actually have a Wendy's cup.
 The funny thing about it is
 I actually have a Wendy's cup
 that I've had in my room
 downstairs for
 like
 15 years maybe?
 Like 10 at least. I know 10 for sure.
 Yeah, probably no it's more like 15 years. I've had it there
 and it just sits there. It's yellow! No, it's the yellow one.
 Let me see...I don't think that i
 i have any pictures of it um let me see if i can scroll up and find
 one here because i have some posts no
 looks like i don't. Sorry guys.
 I mean, I'm sure I've shown it before in a video so it's not really
 a lie but yeah there it is.
 Yellow Stamina Recovery? It was! Bro bro yellow windies was amazing
 kovid came from your desk no but it probably came from my house jesus a
 torter behavior oh i mean it's just a cup like guys it's just a cup. Like guys, it's just a cup!
 It's not like I have a bunch
 of stuff like that. It's just a fucking cup!
 Chill out!
 Yeah what do you mean?
 Your mattress? No, not yet.
 Will you fossilize that Gatorade?
 While I get rid of them now your immune system gets stronger every day.
 Can I pay to have your house professionally cleaned?
 I would be fine if somebody cleaned my house
 That would be okay with me
 It doesn't bother me at all.
 Whenever I say, I don't care, that doesn't mean
 that I like a mess.
 Because if you like a mess, then you do
 care. You just like it the way it is.
 Whenever I say, I don't care, I mean I actually don't care.
 It doesn't matter to me one way or another.
 How many hours needed? Probably a lot.
 Yeah, and also,
 what do you call it?
 I don't think It really matters
 Like
 It
 It's like
 I could
 I could pay for it
 It's not a big deal
 I just haven't done it
 And I'm all on to
 Deal with it
 So yeah
 I think you'd be
 Deeply psychologically Disturbed if a maid came and cleaned your house.
 No,
 I don't think so.
 the only reason it would bother me or annoy me is that like,
 I don't...
 Like I wouldn't want them doing certain things with my stuff.
 Other than that everything else was fine.
 So yeah.
 Have you fixed the ceiling yet?
 No, I haven't.
 No, I haven't done that.
 That's about as far as GoFundMe for it. No, I don't wanna No, I haven't done that. That's about how I started GoFundMe for it?
 No, I don't want to do all of that, man.
 You said you were going to get your house cleaned after you got back from the OTC Games Expo?
 Yeah, I know.
 I've actually thrown away a good number of things
 but it's like nothing like I've done
 like probably 3% of what I need to do. It's just there's so much stuff
 to do man. Charity stream 100k raised equals you get someone to clean your house?
 No, no I don't want to do that.
 Yeah, I don't want to commit to things or stuff like that.
 I hate doing commitments.
 You know what's funny?
 Your body is probably still used to the condition of your house right now.
 If you cleaned it, you'd probably get sick.
 Yeah, you're right.
 Presidential debate today.
 Old man yells at old man.
 I mean,
 this is true,
 but like let's not act like they're equal,
 right?
 I mean,
 like Trump is old,
 but like Biden
 is fucking senile,
 right?
 I mean,
 I don't know why.
 Like,
 I think there's like
 some people
 on Twitter
 that are like
 you know
 on full fucking copium
 that it's like
 oh,
 it's just two old people.
 No,
 it's one person
 who's old
 and one person
 who's losing it completely
 And like they shouldn't even be on the fucking
 stage. It's not even remotely
 equivalent, so yeah
 Well Hoppy is too old man man. I don't know about that.
 I'm just saying in general right?
 Massive fucking difference.
 What's this here?
 First day I got out of the airport and I saw the Uber Zone. Instead of booking an Uber and finding it, you can simply book an Uber
 and go to the first car in the queue of cars, tell your pin to the driver,
 and off you go to your destination, no waiting time.
 That's just a taxi? What are we doing here, man?
 Well the reason why people got rid of taxis is because taxis
 were too expensive. And
 Uber was cheaper. And Uber
 also, like, is faster in general
 than a taxi. It's annoying
 to do a taxi. Uber is very easy to do
 Like you'd have to call a taxi
 and do all this stuff, like basically
 the reason why Uber
 killed the taxi
 industry or whatever, basically killed it
 is because number one they had an
 app that was extremely easy to use
 number two
 the cars were not like
 you know like weird cars. You just got
 in a normal car. I think that does matter.
 It's not like a yellow car or anything
 special like that. It's just I'm getting
 in a car and I'm driving somewhere.
 Number three, it was cheaper and that really to be
 honest is number one. Taxis
 used to be quite expensive so
 guess what happened? Well Uber came
 in and they did it cheaper. They had
 fair rates. yeah exactly.
 And like let me see right now if I want to get an Uber
 to...
 I don't know. Let me see what the price for this is.
 Okay, I opened up
 Uber and if I want to Okay, I opened up Uber. And...
 If I want to go
 skip this
 Uh let's say if I'm gonna
 go to my mechanic
 If I need to go
 to like where
 I get my car
 worked on,
 it's $11.94.
 And it's
 like how many
 miles...
 Let me see
 how many
 miles away it is
 um i actually don't really know uh what it says but it's probably
 like a 10 to 15 minute drive right and so that to me is extremely reasonable like within five minutes i can
 have a person pick me up and take me exactly where i want to go to this specific place within five minutes for like twelve dollars
 that is a crazy good price that's nuts man but the trip back is 30? Yeah but the same thing is true for a taxi as well. It's not like that's some kind of new improvement. So yeah it's also the response time response time of uber uber is very very fast and
 to tip yeah but you don't have to tip like that's the thing and also taxi drivers
 also asked for you would tip taxi drivers as well.
 So it's not like this is some kind of unique thing to Uber.
 I mean,
 this has been the case for either one.
 So yeah,
 that depends on location,
 New York city.
 It's super expensive.
 Oh,
 you're right.
 You're right.
 And like during a big
 festival here or something like that, it's more expensive
 but it's still going to be better,
 right? That's all I'm really trying to get at. Taxi
 drivers are so awful, like they understand
 underhand method on how to increase price
 like detour longer road well i don't know about that
 I'll tell you this right, I've used Uber many many times
 I have never had a bad experience with Uber. Not once.
 So, a lot
 of people have these bad experiences.
 It's the same thing like people saying that they have bad
 experiences with Chipotle?
 No you didn't. You're lying.
 You didn't.
 Okay, there's no bad food at Chipotle.
 Nobody's getting food poisoning.
 That's a lie started by McDonald's.
 But that's number one.
 Number two, DoorDash.
 I have never had any of this bad stuff happen.
 I haven't.
 And if it does happen,
 I'm not saying...
 I'm joking about the Chipotle thing right obviously
 um, I'm not saying it doesn't
 happen. I'm saying that
 it's never happened to me
 and
 I'm gonna be honest, I've gotten my food from DoorDash before
 and it's been the wrong
 food, and I just refund
 the entire fucking thing.
 And I get all my money back
 no problem.
 Instantaneously.
 And I order something else, it's no issue. No questions asked.
 Yes, now you have...I did get one where
 they're like, oh we're not going to give you the free thing
 and then I had to do another option but that was only like one time uh
 gazillionaire refunding of course yeah i didn't get the food i wanted i'm not going
 to give them money for that i mean i I'm a very reasonable person.
 I have no problem paying for something
 that I bought.
 I tip them the top amount
 every time but if I'm not getting
 the food I want then I'm not going to give them money for it what
 the hell do you know that's how it works yeah why would he refund it yes exactly it's an
 even question so uh they're providing service yes exactly Yes, exactly. And so anyway,
 you have that and then you've got DoorDash
 and Uber... I never had a problem with any of these people at all
 or any of the services at all, any of these services at all.
 There's never been an issue whatsoever.
 That's why Uber blows taxis out of the water.
 It's the ease of access-access, like price is
 only one point right? There's a pie
 chart that's the biggest slice but
 it's not the only slice. I think
 there are other slices for example
 ease-of-access, the. The app that you don't...
 Like there's not a
 ...like you know how much
 you're going to pay
 ahead of time and at the
 time whenever Uber was coming into market one of the main criticisms
 of taxis is that taxis would take you on routes that would run up your bill that would make
 you pay more money so when u Uber came in and they said,
 You're going to spend this amount of money,
 that actually was a direct response
 to a market problem
 at the time. Now people don't remember
 that but go back and watch like um i
 don't know trading places like one of these like old uh you know like movies
 in new york i mean there's going to be a video a scene of taxi right and watch
 like 50 of these movies 10 of these movies you probably already have. Think back on them and this probably happened in one of those movies.
 So yeah it's so overpriced I'll go get my own food? Well then go do it right that's probably a good idea anyway i would
 say so so yeah exactly that price is alive they raised their prices and taxis have left plus uber
 and lyft had never made profit since they started.
 Why would I care whether the company makes profit or not?
 Why would that have any relevance
 or bearing on my value judgment of the product?
 I don't care if you make profit or not,
 I want a product for a good price and your business model is
 your problem." And I feel the same way about something like Apple
 Apple's a trillion dollar company, and I
 think buying an iPod was one of the best decisions
 I ever made because it was a great
 product that solved a problem
 and it did a great job at it. Spotify
 is a multi-billion dollar company? I hope it
 is. It's a great company. I have no problem giving them money
 because I think the service they provide is great.
 Steam, no problem giving them
 money. I don't give a fuck about how all the business
 is profitable. It's not profitable. I don't care about that.
 I care about the price. That's not my job.
 Like if they want me to care
 about the fucking business model, they better start paying
 me a consulting fee. Get the fuck out of here.
 Don't care about that. Yeah, Amazon's same
 yeah exactly like Amazon- Oh, Amazon is so bad
 No it's not! I ordered something
 for Amazon and got it the next day
 How is this so bad if I'm getting a thing
 the next day? It's right there.
 Yes, basically yeah, I ordered
 apparently some fucked up shit
 with my mic going on and I ordered
 a new thing to fix it. I just got it this morning.
 So yeah,
 consumers expected to care about a company's business
 model because the company
 probably wants them to ride sharing is just taxi service
 without the regulations
 right? ride sharing is just taxi service without the regulations.
 Regulations are a good thing, but regulations
 can also be used as a
 strategic barrier to entry
 that existing players
 inside of a market use
 in order to pull the ladder up
 and prevent other emerging
 businesses from coming into the market
 and competing with them.
 All regulations are not good,
 all regulations are not bad either.
 So very important to keep that in mind.
 You know what company really likes big regulations?
 Or sorry, like regulations?
 Huge multi-billion dollar companies like regulations because
 they're the ones that can pay for them
 which means that they solidify their place in the
 market and they can cut out competitors from being able to emerge into
 the market so yeah it's just a smart thing to do so that's it big facts just like the auto industry
 yeah yeah huge huge thing with the auto industry. Absolutely.
 You remember whenever Tesla was trying to get into
 the auto industry and how much bullshit that was?
 A hundred percent. Amazon's one.
 I know there's a lot of
 electronics companies that are like this. It's huge.
 So because anti-competitive regulations, we ended up with abuses from the tax industry...
 Yeah you're right! Innovate and improve or find a new way to have companies
 that will eat your lunch. Exactly. There it is.
 Corporations screwing everyone over after they kill the market's also part of the claim that should set in well the reality is that uber doesn't have
 like uber doesn't have a non-compete because people can work for Lyft and Uber at the same time.
 So it's not like you can only work for Uber
 and you can't have any other job.
 So if another company wanted to come in and provide a ride sharing service at
 A price that's more competitive than uber there's no way that uber can capture
 That market and prevent that market from moving to the better option so it's just really i mean i i it's sad
 for me to see people have these opinions because like i think they never really thought about like
 most of time people don't really think this shit out. Right?
 No.
 This is not the same thing.
 It's just simply not.
 It's not the same as massive regulations that are enforced on a federal level.
 It's just not.
 Amazon you can't drive and pack boxes sucks. so I don't know what the differences are with Amazon.
 The tax industry is worse.
 The IRS knows how much we owe.
 Why doesn't the IRS just tell us the amount?
 The IRS does not know how much you owe. That's not true.
 Uh, that's another um...
 That's another um uh it that's another
 that's another popular tweet uh that's a
 tweet that has 200 000 likes
 yeah they're actually stupid people are
 so dumb oh my god yeah
 this is this is a yeah this is a 200,000 like tweet. This is not actually accurate
 So basically there are a lot of cases where the employer does have to report your income to the IRS, but
 there are also a lot of cases where the employer does not have to report your income to the
 IRS. And there's also cases where money you receive is not on an employment contract it's not based
 off of unemployment and because of that they don't have a way to check
 that. And when people find out, usually
 like let's say somebody gives you $100,000
 and you don't put it on your taxes
 the IRS will not know
 that unless they audit you
 Like you have to understand like that doesn't just happen automatically audit you.
 Like,
 you have to understand that doesn't just
 happen automatically.
 They have to like
 look into this
 pull bank files
 look at the different
 transaction history
 everything, right?
 People have a massive
 misconception about this.
 It's crazy.
 You might have a gazillion deductions
 and the IRS has no idea about it.
 How can the IRS know what you're deducting from your business?
 Like for example
 I buy a hot dog
 like those outfits
 that glizzy goblin guy
 on TikTok and he bought a hot dog outfit and he would wear it.
 Well,
 if I bought that and I used it for my stream,
 then that would be a business expense and I could write blizzy overdrive.
 Yeah.
 Um,
 I could write that off my taxes and that would be completely
 fair and completely okay uh it's
 literally a business expense
 however if I bought that for halloween
 it would not be
 so in the discovery of an audit is when you find out how much money somebody actually owes because you investigate how much money they actually made.
 This whole idea that the IRS doesn't know how much money you make, or does
 know and they just don't want to tell you.
 It's a funny meme, but it's
 just not true.
 And that's why
 it sounds smart. And that's why it's but it sounds smart
 and that's why it's so popular
 on Twitter.
 They know when you spend it.
 They don't even know
 when you spend it either
 because they're not
 cross-referencing this stuff Like, you can lie on your taxes
 and the odds are you're probably going to be
 fine. Yeah.
 Absolutely. But you run
 a risk.
 Yeah, I mean if you get audited it's as if you get audited.
 This is IF you get audited. That's it!
 You just do Uber, Lyft or DoorDash
 and any other app out there no problem, only way to make money
 Can't do only Uber for money, not profitable? Back in 2015
 it sure was just Uber but enough now, not so
 much? Yeah of course but I think that's
 every job to be fair.
 So yeah
 and is this what you learned during your time working at the IRS?
 No, this is what I've learned during my time being informed about
 the tax code as a person who pays taxes because I understand how much of the tax code do i understand five percent if that
 and even i know that even i know that and I'll tell you, like,
 I bet if you ask most people
 that are even accountants
 that deal with taxes,
 they'll probably will tell you
 that they don't understand
 everything about it, right?
 It's super complex.
 But it's not as complex
 as the government knows
 and they're just not telling you.
 That's not what's happening.
 So yeah.
 Things are so complicated
 sometimes it's impossible to know what to do.
 Generally when it's impossible to know what to do generally when it's impossible to know what to do you're not going to get in trouble because you can actually even talk to them and
 like if you're if you're doing something that's a lot of money,
 You can figure it out with the government what the right option is.
 What do you call it? CPAs do this regularly.
 Again these are people who
 are dumb. They're dumb
 with dumb opinions talking about shit
 they don't understand. That's basically
 it. Of course the IRS
 doesn't know how much money you make and how much money you have to pay.
 What a ridiculous fucking statement.
 I've kind of gone off on a tangent about this, but yes that's what I think.
 Let's see here... Is it more practical to just hire somebody to do your taxes?
 It depends on, there are like 10 factors about that. I think
 if you have an average job
 and you're being paid
 your W-2 and you just fill out the forms
 on turbo tax or like you know one of those other you know similar things uh then it's
 like almost no money and it's pretty much probably better to do that
 uh but obviously if you're making a lot of
 money and you have a lot of different income sources
 and you have a lot of write-offs that's never a cpa probably would be a better
 option uh it just depends so yeah took me nine minutes to do
 my taxes and turbo taxes here yeah exactly for a lot of people it's not that complicated at all
 and i think also like um another reason why people have cpas and other people do their
 taxes is so um basically it's a matter of liability too so it's like oh i reported
 everything fairly i acted in a good way,
 so I'm not going to be directly responsible if something gets a little bit fucked up.
 Right?
 It's just...
 Again,
 a lot of common sense type stuff.
 I've saw this already.
 Jesus Christ.
 Um, another Eve cosplay
 for y'all for Hannah Bunny. Okay, I'll look at that
 later. Uh, let's see here.
 They can autofill what
 your info from the previous year? Yeah, exactly.
 Uh, sadly IRS was used against opponents lately.
 Yeah, people always like weaponizing tools like that.
 Match of all the AI combined memes.
 ... the ai combined memes
 god damn not a surprise not surprised
 i'm down trying to think like is there a single one of these that i don't even
 know
 stress
 well my god
 this is pretty crazy we've peaked yeah i guess so
 that morphed yeah i know rick are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them describe what marcellus wallace looks like does he look like a
 you and the chosen one um i don't even know yet
 man man
 the mouse oh yeah no but This is pretty impressive man, I thought this was done by AI. Holy shit! shit
 i didn't expect that you have a fucking curse yeah i guess so
 all this is crazy? Yeah, I know.
 Man.
 Imagine how good this is gonna be in like two or three years.
 Because I remember going back and looking at some of the old
 AI videos from a while ago,
 and it's like they are so bad
 compared to what we have now. It's
 nuts how good it is.
 It's unbelievable. Really? now it's nuts how good it is is unbelievable get Rick rolled by AI yeah clearly Sora's already way better yeah maybe critical hit what's this insane
 amount of misinformation floating in the comments.
 Let me guess, misinformation
 is saying that Biden
 looked like an idiot on this?
 At this point it's just sad?
 Trump uses what the fuck where is the misinformation
 until we get to total ban um the the total initiative relative to what we're going
 to do with more border control and more asylum offices.
 President Trump?
 I really don't know what he said at the end of that sentence,
 but I don't think he knows what he said either.
 Look, we had the safest border in the history of our country
 All you have to do is leave it.
 Man!
 Now let's continue until we get to Total Ban on New York City. Man!
 That debate was quite something?
 Yeah, it was.
 I don't think he knows what he said either.
 Look, we have the safest border in the history of our country.
 Jesus Christ!
 All you had to do was leave it.
 Man! All he had to do was leave it. Man, why aren't there young presidents?
 Because people don't take them as seriously because being young means that you don't have as much experience
 That's really the reason why.
 That's just the way it is. So yeah we're cooked! Yeah I know
 It's nuts 1HPJoe
 I know man
 No misinformation needed? Yeah I feel like
 The um you know it's not misinformation.
 It's inconvenient
 information and I get it
 man. I get it. I bet it sucks
 but there it is. The boomers
 refused to get out of the way.
 I mean people voted for joe bot people voted for trump like it's not that it's not old people's fault that people voted for them
 there were young people on the ticket you could have voted for ted cruz who's a
 bit younger actually he's quite a bit younger or marco rubio who is a lot
 younger vivek could have voted for him people didn't do that. They voted for Trump.
 That's what happened.
 So don't go and blame them.
 They're just standing there.
 Blame the people that voted on them.
 When a conspiracy becomes reality,
 I have a hard time... Yeah, it's just... People try to make a bunch of fucking shit up like
 this is some kind of crazy. Well, vote for a felon
 if you want to?
 Why would somebody care about vote like am i the only person like i don't really give a shit
 about that like i don't care of why would i care about that like whether or not
 i mean good i do? That's
 not a big factor to me.
 This
 is my opinion and I understand this
 might be an unpopular opinion
 but I don't really care what the law says.
 The law, you have to follow the law.
 Everybody has to follow the law.
 But that doesn't necessarily
 mean the law is something that I'm going to
 make a decision off of.
 No! Like, I I'm going to make a decision off of. No, like I'm not going to make a decision
 other than not breaking the law.
 Doesn't mean I have to respect the law.
 I've no idea.
 Now why is that a factor of biden being all this
 well because it doesn't know if they'll affect the way does a job
 can talk you can write a given fucking say sentence like what are you talking
 about in a question
 which he put him in but instead close like, what are you talking about? It's a good question. What do you mean?
 What do you mean? It's saying close.
 Hmm.
 So it would be a foul? Yeah, I don't know.
 But the president could be a furry if their views are good
 and I'll vote for them.
 That's how I feel about it too.
 I don't really give a shit about anything else.
 I mean, I don't care if somebody's always a bad person
 or something like that. If I think they're going to do
 what I want them to do, I'd still vote for
 them, right? That's it.
 I don't want to look at, oh, this is what
 they did in their personal life i don't care about that
 why would i care about that it's ridiculous so yeah not voting for the pope yeah exactly
 like holy let's see here shouldn't both candidates cabinets matter
 more than the
 candidate themselves
 at this point
 I don't know
 but you know
 that's it
 it's actually nice
 that we can vote
 NFL and it
 stops opponents
 from using
 the judicial
 system to
 control the
 government
 well uh you know
 maybe that's what the founding fathers intended
 either way. Some of the clips that came out of the debate were
 so funny. It is
 The American public wants to be represented by the felon.
 It's their right, that's right. Absolutely.
 But yeah I just don't really give a shit about it.
 Like if I still think the person is going to do a good job
 I would just ignore it. Doesn doesn't really matter that much.
 Now, I'm sure there are some things
 that if you broke the wall with,
 I would care about them.
 But, you know, it's like some tax bullshit.
 I don't care that much about that,
 to be honest.
 I really just don't.
 So yeah, paying some porn star hush money why would i care about this let's see here it's so real it's uncanny here we go
 the ai degenerate tour de france If you had AI generate this image last year,
 this would be a boss from Bloodborne.
 Oh! Or Revenant Yeah, yeah I was just thinking of that. Oh my fucking god...
 Well where's them doing drugs? Remember Lance Armstrong?
 Oh my God.
 Ha ha! Oh my god. What the fuck was that?
 Everyone failing, word fonts...
 Yeah what the fuck?
 He's getting dragged yeah
 when did that happen
 generative reality yep
 man Man.
 What the fuck?
 Who does this?
 Oh my god.
 Basically Cyberpunk 20... It's another AI post!
 Where are all these coming from?
 Jesus Christ.
 It's too many.
 Okay, what's this
 my honest takeaway is that that person though
 is no longer really in charge.
 And I think that was very troubling for me
 and it actually makes the last
 sort of six months
 make a lot more sense.
 So, I thought the fact that we could not get a response from the
 White House to be, I took it a little bit actually personally, I was wondering why for
 someone who had been such an ardent supporter, I couldn't even get him.
 I'm going to just say it.
 I hope he's not in charge.
 Holy shit!
 Can you imagine that?
 Oh my god.
 An email back when I was consistently asking them
 to be on the pod,
 and now I see that it wasn't just one single act
 It was part of a holistic strategy. It was the same strategy that boxed
 RFK out of the Democratic primary because could you imagine if this event had happened
 when he had to debate RFK in the Democratic primaries, it would have
 been exposed then. It's probably...
 I don't think that
 RFK was uniquely boxed out of
 the primary. I don't think that he has
 that much popularity and it wasn't enough to warrant a Democrat primary inside of an incumbent presidency.
 There's no precedent for that.
 I'm just being honest.
 Yes, he does. does no he doesn't he's popular on social media andrew yang was popular on social media bernie sanders is popular on social media.
 Partly to explain how the law has been used in New York State, whether you want to call it lawfare or not, but it was a very directed partisan action.
 And so all of these things are now three data points that are really important. You will not
 come on an open format show like ours to just speak openly. None of us were going
 to attack him or try to corner him or box him in. You prevented
 other people from actually challenging you and directly asking
 questions of you in the Democratic primaries, and then
 you try to put
 political pressure on your opponents.
 All of that is systematically
 about a group of people that are unelected
 who are trying to control democracy and i think
 that that's the most the truth is that he's completely right
 about this everything that he's saying he's totally
 right about absolutely it's a troubling takeaway from this. I don't think
 that you should take away from last night that Joe Biden had a bad debate.
 I think what we should take away is that there is a person...
 What if he had a good debate?
 Think about that
 who should be allowed to transition into the sunset and be celebrated for what he's done
 and instead there are people that frankly at the margins are acting pretty unethically and at the limit is actually acting somewhat diabolically to prop this person up so that
 they can keep power. For example, you've been in situations where you would expect...
 This guy's actually bringing up a lot of good points, and I like the direction he's coming at it from
 because it's very non-emotional.
 He's not coming at it from like a really uh passion it's
 dispassionate right it's dispassionate and and logical that like yeah no what
 he's saying i i yeah all of this makes sense.
 The team that runs a company to be able to stand up and say the CEO is not
 in a position to run this company anymore
 That's what you would expect if there was
 good governance and honesty. You know, what
 was Ron Klain doing as an example
 when he was doing debate prep? Did he legitimately
 believe that Joe Biden was prepared
 for this or mentally capable
 of actually doing this? And the fact that they
 are allowing his legacy to be
 destroyed after 50 years, I think
 is really
 tragic. You probably do have
 a lot of people outside the United States really questioning what is going on in the greatest country in the world right now.
 Yeah, because I can imagine like if you're from one of these other countries you
 see what's going on and you're like what the fuck
 that this can go damn and the people that you thought were so
 anti-Trump,
 right? That they would do anything to make sure
 that Donald Trump was unelected.
 Well, they're actually
 not that anti-Trump.
 They're just pro power.
 Because the thing that they care more about
 than their hatred of Donald Trump
 is your desire to stay in power.
 Let's put it plainly.
 The Democratic Party is a collection
 of interests who want to remain in power. The Democratic Party
 is the party of government. Its
 goal is to allocate
 money and power from the government
 to the collection of interest who back the Democrats.
 I'm not going to go super hard with this because i think the
 republicans do the same thing and they tried to freeze trump out as many times as they could in
 a republican primary they tried to you know oh no we're not going to take him seriously.
 It's not the real thing.
 It's just that Trump like the energy was so much and so many people liked them
 it compl- he basically took over the entire fucking party.
 In like fucking
 two years, took over
 the entire fucking party.
 And so yeah, brute force it.
 And that's the thing is it worked.
 But if they could
 have done that to Trump, the Republicans could have done
 that to Trump, they would have done the same thing.
 Democratic Party. In other words,
 it's basically a collection of interests who want to loot the republic.
 Well obviously no one is going to vote for that so they have to make about something else.
 They choose a figurehead.
 They talk how this is about saving democracy.
 They basically invent hoax after hoax lie after lie to
 basically maintain their power and i think what's happened is the mask has come off
 the whole thing the whole shell game has been revealed it's's obvious that Biden was always
 a puppet for these interests
 who were hiding behind him, and now
 it's all being exposed.
 I hope he is a puppet. Holy fuck,
 imagine if he's making the decisions himself. That's terrifying.
 Holy shit!
 That's awful. Imagine that.
 Oh my god, the mask comes
 off. Yeah bro, like... And well the problem
 is that... and I was willing to give it
 the benefit of the doubt
 and he can still
 pop off right?
 I'm serious
 failing, I don't know a president
 wouldn't trade places
 with America in a heartbeat.
 He's dead wrong.
 America's not losing
 this year.
 This is from yesterday.
 As I stand here today, I can honestly say
 I've never been more optimistic about America's future
 in my whole career.
 I thought this was the good clip.
 No, okay,
 this is just another one of the bad clips.
 Winnie! As I stand here today winning.
 As I stand here today,
 I can honestly say
 that I've never been more optimistic
 about America's future
 in my whole career
 with just such a number of people
 who know who we are.
 We're the United States of America! I'm serious!"
 Man, maybe the teleprompter won't like this since it's like okay i gotta speed run this
 yeah i don't know we need a biden
 translator yeah i know it's nuts man uh let me to make some of someone for
 speech impediment whenever you're autistic yourself
 well it doesn't really matter whether somebody has a speech impediment or not. If you talk like
 a retard, people are going to think that you're a retard. That's it. It doesn't matter what the
 expectations are. It doesn't matter what, oh, I have an impediment or I do this. If you
 sound like a moron
 people will think
 that your are fucking morons
 That's it.
 It doesn't matter.
 Like, I don't care.
 Like, I get that
 oh well maybe he's making decisions and it's like you're up there
 having a speech
 yeah yeah yeah
 no I can agree with you on all that
 but it doesn't matter.
 That's my point. It's the perception.
 Somebody
 talks like this
 look Somebody talks like this. Look!
 Let's say that you get into a car and your driver says that to you I'm out.
 At minimum,
 I'm going to try and wear two seatbelts.
 Like that's a good...
 Yeah, so you wouldn't let somebody
 that talks like that drive your car.
 What are you surprised
 that people don't want them
 to drive the country? What are you surprised that people don't want him to drive the country?
 What're you talking about? It's not even a question.
 Like it, it's just not even what do you mean?
 Yeah, do a breathalyzer with them. Yes yes you talk like that to a police officer who's going
 to ask it doesn't have any translate it's not even a question so yes and that's the whole sentence
 just at 2x speed yeah i know as know. As president, you should be able
 to handle the pressure of a public speech.
 What part did you misunderstand?
 It's because he served Ben. You would have been an idiot
 to not understand what he said.
 Okay.
 That means that the crowd and all of the people that are as i stand here today i can honestly say
 i've never more optimistic about america's future in my whole career you just have to remember who
 he are nobody cheered you know why because they didn't know what he said
 they said what the fuck
 yeah holy coping bro
 you are like and this is the thing
 Is it the people that don't like Trump I get it? I get it you don't like trump
 I totally get it. I understand but
 This is not your champion.
 It's not.
 Stop pretending like it is.
 Just stop it everybody can see
 why
 because he talks and acts like a fucking
 incompetent idiot old man
 so idiot old man. It looked like he had to get escorted off the stage for the
 presidential debate and Trump doesn't? No.
 Not like this.
 Absolutely not.
 It's not even remotely close. I'm sorry, guys, but wake the fuck up! The denial is insane! It's insane, guys!
 Holy shit! I'm not getting gaslighted here
 Yeah bro you're trying to gaslight people thinking the same thing
 it's not the same thing bro like
 it's not even close.
 Played a video?
 I did. I played it five times.
 Yeah, one speaks bullshit and the other one speaks nonsense. Yeah, sure.
 Climate of dissonance is one hell of a drug.
 Wake the fuck up and don't vote for a Russian puppy
 moron. Which one? Oh, is that
 me voting for Trump?
 Oh, I didn't say I was going to vote for
 Trump. I'm probably not even going to,
 I'm going to be honest.
 Why would I vote for fucking Trump?
 Like,
 as I said,
 I'm not happy.
 Like I never have been,
 I've never been saying,
 Oh yeah,
 he's like,
 this is,
 we should all vote for Trump.
 Never even said that.
 People can't see that Biden
 is a borderline senile old man.
 The amount of delusion
 every normal person
 sees this
 and if anything they are sad. It's just sad. Every normal average American person sees a guy acting like Biden did at the debate talking like this at his speech.
 Come on! this at his speech, come on. You've got to be honest with yourself. And the thing is that I would argue if you really don't like Trump, you should be honest with yourself and get somebody better than this
 you should have done that four years ago
 that's what I would say
 what's the point of posting a shaft and move so fast?
 oh, I read a lot. Yeah.
 This is what happens when media brainwashes you for years. People would rather vote
 for The Walking Corpse. Well people think that there are basically just two bad options
 and they're using the bad option that they dislike
 the least, right? So like
 that's fine. I mean, I don't think that a lot of
 people... Like, I think that more people
 voted against Trump by voting for Biden
 than actually voting for Biden by voting for Biden.
 I think they were just voting against Trump.
 They said, we hate this fucking guy.
 You know, like every day there's crazy
 stupid shit happening.
 He's tweeting the stupid stuff, he's making these executive orders
 that cause chaos for a day
 then they're overturned
 and like yeah I get it
 no I totally get it. He's like making tweets as the
 president with caps lock on Twitter.
 Like what the fuck is going on?
 So yeah, don't vote with feelings.
 Most people vote with feelings.
 That's just what happens.
 Most people vote with just their feelings.
 And I've talked about this before.
 Hmm... this to before. I've talked about this before. The world
 runs on feelings? Exactly.
 At least he wrote his own tweets.
 Maybe, yeah. I enjoy this form of media. Oh absolutely!
 I'm from Europe and prefer Trump to be elected. He's the only president you've got that never brought war?
 Well, I guess we're going to have to find out. The weaponization
 of the justice system, discussing part
 of this election, charges for Trump, none for Biden
 or his family? Yeah, but people...
 I don't think that's...
 That's bullshit to me. Because if Trump had put Hillary Clinton in jail,
 everybody who's saying that about Trump would be cheering for it.
 No, that's bullshit.
 It's not the reason why.
 Yeah, people are just mad because they're
 mad because they're not the ones doing it.
 You don't think that this is bad?
 Trump ran his campaign
 of unlock her up! what the fuck you gonna you're gonna try to fucking moralize
 to me about this shit get the out of here that's hypothetical?
 Yeah, it was a hypothetical. And that's why he didn't win again is because she's not locked up!
 I guarantee you if he had locked up Hillary Clinton and a lot of those other people, I bet a lot more people would
 have voted for him. That's what
 I fucking think.
 Yeah, did he though? Yeah, he didn't.
 Jimmy reacted to your video? Yeah, exactly.
 He didn't build the wall? He did not build the wall.
 Mexico didn't pay for it. Insane take?
 I have a lot of insane takes, and do you know why? It's because the world is insane.
 The world is crazy! And if you don't have insane takes, you're not looking at the world
 the right way.
 Did Ben Shapiro
 invite to debate? Would you accept? About what?
 The centrists didn't vote for him?
 Not the Locker Up base? Yeah I know
 but the centrist probably aren't the ones complaining
 about Trump having the judicial
 system being weaponized.
 I think most centrists see Trump getting convicted of a felony
 and they think, wow, I wonder if he did anything wrong.
 They're probably not thinking about
 weaponizing the justice system or not.
 So yeah, they don't care. Like, i don't think that's a factor for them
 has anyone seen hillary lately i have no idea i generally don't believe that locking
 them up would have swung anything.
 It would've played into the picture that everybody paints Trump.
 The difference is that Trump would've brought home the bacon.
 At the end of the day, do you know why Bobby Kotick was the CEO of Blizzard and they never voted him out?
 And I understand it's a company,
 it's different,
 but it's not that different.
 Bobby Kotick threatened to have somebody killed.
 He went to Epstein Island and he walked away from a company that he drove into the ground
 from sexual harassment allegations with
 $200 million. And do you know why?
 It's because Bobby brought home the bacon, and if you look at the graphs
 and you look at the way that the company went throughout
 The years people loved
 Bobby not the people
 That worked at the company but the people that gave
 The company money did
 And that's what matters
 It's bobby did. And that's what matters.
 It's Bobby's world, exactly.
 As a European, it's really weird to me that there are only old people running for president. Can you explain why that is?
 Because there's only old people to vote
 for president that's probably the main reason you want an honest answer there
 you go
 it's always about money experiment yeah exactly? Yeah exactly. And so like if...
 What I'm saying is
 If Trump had fulfilled the campaign
 promises, I think that a lot of
 people would have been way more motivated
 to vote for him again. I know I would have
 been cuz like from my perspective, he got elected and
 then nothing that he said happened. It's like you said
 these things were gonna happen. They didn't happen. Okay well
 that alright? Well now uh win some of you lose you said these things were going to happen they didn't happen okay well that all right well
 now when some of you lose some better luck next time so yeah and you were surprised by
 that i wasn't surprised it was just disappointed right That's the way I see it.
 Say that to every president, sure but doesn't mean you shouldn't keep trying
 what are you going to do?
 Why is nobody voting for Independent? Learned
 helplessness, that's the reason why.
 But anyway yeah this
 was a good video I liked it
 Let's see here I know a lot of
 people are going to get mad about this kind of stuff
 and I know that obviously
 as the election season
 is starting, a lot of
 people are going to have opinions about politics.
 Just keep in mind, guys...
 Nothing that you type and chat will influence or change anything in the world. It won't
 do anything, it won't have
 any effect on anyone
 and whenever you're typing something
 in chat keep that in mind
 never forget where you stand that in mind.
 Never forget where you stand.
 You're in a chat room with messages that get deleted within three
 seconds.
 Try to just enjoy yourself
 try not to get too angry or upset
 that's all I'm saying
 just try to dial shit down a bit
 alright, that's it
 it's because we can clearly see you fence-sit whenever
 it comes to politics?
 Can you give me
 an example of that Have you seen the Graceborn trailer yet?
 Yeah, I have.
 I'm having trouble downloading it
 and actually
 I'm going to need some insight
 because I don't know how to do
 some of this configuration.
 But, um...
 Yeah, I downloaded it and did everything.
 Is there a reason why I'm a fence-sitter?
 Account created April 7th. Yeah, yeah sure. No, I get that.
 I'll give him just a couple more minutes.
 Antonio also doesn't imagine making a difference in the world in chat yeah
 no english no chat all right let's see here gonna have to make another account. Sorry, buddy.
 This guy's has been derangement syndrome clearly made an account dedicated to hating on you?
 Well that's what happens, right? I mean
 a lot of people do that because
 they're stupid. That's the reason why
 that's the purpose, that's why
 it happens
 It's cause you're in the middle, you don't agree with left or right
 and you're not watching and believing things
 that's why you're a fence sitter.
 What's fence sitter? Someone who avoids
 taking sides. Yeah, I mean, I don't
 really...
 I think people get mad at you for
 not fully embracing their
 version of propaganda,
 right? And I get this a lot.
 And this is why people are so...
 It kind of goes back to what I was
 saying about how
 we've it kind of goes back to what i was saying about how
 about how like we've killed like the the society has killed critical thinking it's not like critical thinking or people are like dumber fundamentally
 but society has systematically killed critical thinking
 and i'll give you a great example of that
 if you follow the conservative rhetoric or the liberal rhetoric,
 there are these obvious logical inconsistencies
 that are so evident and so blatant
 but if you point them out, you're seen as
 an enemy. And this
 happens on both sides.
 And it's the same with religion
 and it's the same with cults. This is
 just like a... I think it's like a weird thing of human psychology,
 right? And
 there's more to that
 I could talk about but doesn't really matter.
 Anyway, so what I think has happened is this.
 I think what it is
 that people now intentionally
 forego their critical thinking
 because they don't want to go
 against the grain. They don't want to go
 against the tribe. They don't want to go against the tribe. They don't want to go against the norm
 So what happens is that
 somebody thinks for themselves, and they think
 for themself, they say yeah man
 I think climate change is actually
 real. I mean look at some of these cities.
 They've got a lot of pollution.
 What if we did that around the world
 and there was pollution everywhere?
 Well, there it is.
 That's bad.
 And so facts... and that it's a
 very easy solution. Flat earthers
 yeah, and I'll give you an example
 It's the same thing with like believe
 the science. Okay let's
 believe the science and COVID vaccines but
 not believe whenever somebody who obviously
 has dementia isn't probably
 up for the job of being the president
 there is such an obvious
 massive amount of dissonance that a person
 cannot use their critical thinking
 skills and accurately avoid
 being condemned by
 a massive contingency of the
 population. And that's what's been happening,
 That's why it's happening right there
 is because you can't
 think critically
 You are not allowed to
 Because if you think critically
 you can step outside the box that you're allowed to be in
 and then everybody stomps you down
 twitter brain rot. Yep.
 Critical thinking doesn't mean... what do you call it?
 You conclude with an answer that everybody agrees
 just a logical solution? Yeah, but that's the problem.
 That's the exact problem.
 That's why kids can't critically think anymore. It's because they're afraid to.
 Because critical thinking would lead them to a conclusion
 that could alienate themselves from society.
 Let's see here.
 You need to be an NPC or you're doomed in society?
 You are right about that.
 You're wrong, most of the Democratic voters I've
 talked to don't want Biden. It's the DNC
 we can't beat them and the DNC
 chose Hillary over
 Bernie
 Yeah, but here chose Hillary over Bernie.
 Yeah, but here's the truth.
 If you let people control you and you still...
 Basically,
 if they tell you, okay, well we're not going to do what
 you want. You're going to have to like we're going to give you
 part of what you want. We're going
 to give you a bad candidate but at least
 you won't get the person that you really don't like which is Trump
 If you allow people to make
 that decision for you, they will keep giving
 you worse and worse candidates
 and they control you.
 That's the reason why
 because if it's the lesser of two evils yeah they'll control you without
 why does it look like trump lost a lot of ground in the post
 uh and the polls post-debate.
 I didn't see that anywhere.
 I remember seeing all of the exit
 polls after the debate, and people
 like... I mean,
 he didn't. Yeah. I don't know.
 Sorry but what's your solution? I missed it?
 It's not always a solution, it's just that
 I'm acknowledging this is what's going on.
 He was missing the point that people don't have
 Objective facts when drawing conclusions
 Yeah of course well anyway we talked about this a lot
 But my point is that um that's why critical
 Thinking is dead uh that's why nobody
 Wants to think for themselves because in thinking for yourself
 you end up alienating yourself from the uh you know ridiculous expectations of society and so
 that's that's the real reason why kids are stupid. I think that's a big, massive
 fucking reason. Huge.
 I don't think it can be overstated how big it is.
 It was over.
 I did the thing.
 Man!
 MAN!
 Oops, I was gonna open it up and land on Oops.
 I was going to open it up and make it look bigger.
 Let's see here.
 How's his hair?
 I'll go ahead,
 and I'll look at it right here. Man.
 Ma-man.
 That's...
 That's crazy.
 Wow. How about that?
 Can I get you out afterwards?
 Yeah, I think he definitely looks better afterwards i'm going to be honest
 i i think so for sure absolutely yeah 100 more yeah and now he's also wearing
 a suit he'd probably look better if
 he was wearing a suit in the first one but in general...
 I don't think this is going to happen to me. To be totally honest
 If I shave my head or change my hairstyle,
 this is going to make me look any really that much better.
 I'm gonna be totally honest.
 I really don't think so.
 So yeah.
 And what's this here?
 Would it take for you to go full bald too?
 You'd look good bald?
 No, 100% I would not.
 The reason why is I'm too skinny and my head has too weird of a shape.
 I have too much of a long face and a thin face
 in order to look good being bald.
 I'm telling you guys, that's
 not the reason why I look weird.
 If- if I was wearing a hat,
 I would still fucking look weird.
 Like, anytime
 that I see a video of myself out in
 public, I think to myself, oh my god
 it got out. How did this thing get out?
 I thought it wasn't supposed to leave the premises
 It wasn't supposed to leave the con- how did this thing... How did it escape?
 That's it right Longhair Setsui? Well yeah maybe it does but like all I'm saying is that um
 The way that I look. Like my face and everything
 Is fucked up everything is fucked up.
 It is fucked up!
 And I can look at a video in public and I can be like wow
 I look like a fucking freak
 If you think shaving my head is gonna help that, you are delusional.
 Absolutely fucking not!
 That's not true? It absolutely is true.
 Think about every single popular video of me being out in public.
 Every single one of them is me
 being weird.
 Every
 single one.
 I have been me Every single one.
 I have been me for a very long time, and I'll tell you even whenever I had hair people still thought I looked weird.
 Acting weird, not looking weird?
 Well the reason why it's considered weird is because of how
 I look. that's the difference
 it's not necessarily about the looks it's about being presentable no it doesn't matter yeah
 maybe it's because of the posture, not really the look.
 Near you, you have millions of followers. Do you think you look weird?
 Uh yeah 100%. Absolutely.
 Yeah a hundred fucking percent I look weird.
 Absolutely. It's not even a question.
 Yeah, it's all in your head?
 Okay.
 Look, this is... This is a weird conversation, okay?
 Go back and look at any video where i am in the video and the majority of comments that are negative about me will just be about how I look.
 Nobody else gets that the way
 that I do, and there's a reason for
 that. It's because I look very
 fucking weird.
 You know, you just don't like indulging vanity?
 Brother jealous.
 I don't think that they're jealous.
 Everybody's jealous of their jealous of They're only jealous of me
 off
 uh... yeah yet there are all that dot tell us anybody else there only jealous
 of may anybody else. They're only jealous of me. Right.
 I just hate you and they know it's your soft spot?
 Is it really a soft
 spot? I mean, I don't know.
 I feel like if... Yeah, I don't know.
 I feel like if it was a soft spot,
 I wouldn't be talking about it or angry.
 Yeah, I wouldn't be talking about it
 because I wouldn't want to bring attention to
 it yeah i don't know what you want me to say but if you wrote those comments there'd
 be a close comparison of who's weirder yeah for sure
 but anyway um no yeah i don't think that shaving my head is going
 to make me look better at all i think i'll probably just somehow end up looking even worse
 so yeah um that's the way I feel about it
 I think that I've always looked
 very weird growing up
 I was always treated like I was weird
 I never really had girls interested in me
 so yeah, that's the way that I feel it's always been like this and
 that's just how it is so yeah I don't I don't really see why shaving my head's not going to
 solve that problem realistically it's just not let's see here w update is it really still going up let me say
 oh yeah i refreshed this the other day jesus christ 35 000 people yes a new power world updates pretty Jesus Christ. 35,000 people.
 Yeah the new Power World update's pretty good!
 Now is it like amazing?
 I don't know if its amazing but its good
 Its a substantial good update
 that has improved the game.
 So yeah, I would say so.
 No monitor right now?
 I haven't even logged off?
 Yeah, I think there's also people that are probably farming AFK, right?
 100%, there's another factor for that.
 Who did this? I personally believe
 that US Americans are
 unable to do so, because
 some
 people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that our education,
 like such as South Africa and Iraq everywhere, like such as.
 The Iraq? I believe that they should
 Our education over here in the us should help the u.s
 Or should help south africa, you know how it's going to end in asian countries
 ding
 thank god
 and not a moment too soon
 wow
 why does she talk like that? Sounds kind of fake.
 I don't know, there's plenty of dumb girls who talk like that.
 It's not really that surprising to me.
 Tom and Jerry the dog-and-tortoise version? Okay.
 Leave me alone! dog and tortoise version okay but let me relax man this ain't even my story You're not the only one who can get that L up on my hair while you keep dancing!
 Damn, what's it now? What do I need to do?
 AHHHHH!
 I'm about to make some total the f***ing suckermats!
 Hahahaha
 Hahaha
 Bro, bro he was asking for it.
 He was ASK asking for it.
 He was ASKING FOR IT bro like look at this!
 Like the tur-the dog was just trying to be left alone man
 They're playing around yeah
 The turtle's totally insane man.
 He's aggro as fuck.
 New tweet from Dante's.
 Joe Biden, I think I speak for everyone when I say we don't need to hear you debate if
 you want to win this election.
 Next time you go against Trump just rip off your shorts and start twerking until the room
 smells like shit.
 I promise you will get more votes, Godspeed."
 I mean hey...
 You can try whatever you want right?
 I don't even know if that would work. It couldn't be worse
 Are there any tattoo artists who could cover this up for me
 Twitch help cover this up, are you good at that? Oh my fucking god
 Bro, that's bad man. That's really bad
 My boy in a wheelchair over here
 What's up, man
 Who you here with
 Here with my cousin.
 You're here with your cousin?
 Yeah.
 Cousin, what's your name?
 Jake.
 Jake, good to meet you dog.
 Jake and...
 Logan.
 Logan, sounded like it.
 Shut up! Everybody shut up already. I can already tell how y'all are going to feel about this
 and I'm not gonna stand for it.
 Neither will he.
 Shut up!
 He's at a comedy show, you know what he came for. That's not true, he can totally be here against this bill, we don't know.
 It could have been Judge Jake that wanted to come on the show.
 He was like, oh but but parking's gonna be a disaster
 that was actually pretty funny.
 That was good.
 First time I heard the joke?
 Yeah, that's so fucking good.
 Yeah, it was.
 Holy shit.
 Let's see here.
 Moment from disasters to dinosaurs that aired 30 minutes ago yeah the voters of this nation are presented with a choice between
 a monstrous bloodthirsty psychopath and a self-confessed brain dead ignorant
 what will future generations think about that we cannot present the public
 better alternative then be they'll think hey i can do better than that alternative than B.
 They'll think, hey I can do better than that and that's what they did
 I saw this already
 What's this here?
 Larry Kathleen Kennedy, this is more bullshit.
 ABC always be cheating?
 Or is this?
 There you go.
 There you go, there you go, that's smart.
 They're botting? That's right, They're viewbotting, absolutely.
 It's a good idea.
 I should do one of these myself.
 Let's see here. I probably will watch this at some point.
 The $500... So Wuthering
 Waves put out a $500 and $1,000 crystal pack.
 Is it even any much more? Like, let me see. Calculator. Okay, so 32 uh divided by six for eight hundred so that's exactly five okay So if you get...
 It's the same thing.
 It's not like it's a bonus.
 It's not like it's a bonus.
 Add the bonus? No, okay...
 Think about this logically.
 If 6,480 is one-fifth the size of 32,400
 that means that the ratio in order
 for it to be a higher rate of return
 would have to be above 5
 which means that
 1,600 times
 5 would have to be a number
 less than 8,000 in order
 to make this a better deal.
 That's the way The numbers work
 It's a one to one ratio
 That's all there is
 To it
 But it's four cents cheaper.
 Oh, true!
 True! It's four
 cents cheaper. I didn't even think of that. Good point
 man. Absolutely the base is
 always the same but on lower packs the extra
 amount increases but it doesn't increase from
 to 500 and 1000 exactly that's the point that i'm making here so like if you look
 at this right so this is 49.99 this is easy math, guys. Easy math. $49.99, $50 versus $100. So you have 3,280, which is exactly... Let's see. Is it actually the exact opposite? Let me see.
 3,280 times 2
 is basically
 a little bit more, right?
 And so you only get this much
 and you only get an extra of $600.
 But if you spend twice as much,
 you get an extra of $1,000.
 At 50 it was a rate of
 $600 per $50
 and at 1,000 it's a rate of $600 per $50, and at $1,000
 it's a rate of
 $800 per $50.
 That's the way the numbers work.
 That's how it is.
 The first time bonus is double, uh...is it not?
 Well this isn't the first-time bonus.
 It's not even a five cents. Oh, you're right! You're right! I didn't even think of that!
 No, you are totally right! Because it would be $599 and the second one would be
 1.9998, then it would be 2.9897
 and then you're going to go to 4.9995 good point i didn't even think of that.
 Yeah,
 I was too busy thinking about the hundreds.
 I wasn't thinking about the cents.
 Doesn't the extra go away after the first purchase? No. See, you don't
 understand... Like, no like no it doesn't.
 So you have your first time bonus purchase which is so
 the way these games work
 is that they want to get you to spend money and so they give you a hundred
 percent bonus for your first one. So it's like a buy one, get one free but
 then after that you still get a bonus but the
 bonus scales up the more money you
 spend at a time. But there is
 no extra value added
 whenever you buy the $500
 pack or the $1,000 pack.
 That's the point that i'm making so like
 there is a value add that the 100 pack provides
 because you get the highest value of crystals
 per money purse per dollar spent. But this
 ratio of crystals per dollar
 spent is the same as
 this one which is the same as this
 one. So it's- The only thing
 that this is good for, is for like I'm talking about like...
 Wait a second.
 Sorry.
 Give me a minute.
 Okay...
 Um...... so That's who it's for.
 Okay?
 That's the only person
 it's for.
 Nobody else wants this.
 Nobody else cares.
 That's a blue whale, by the way.
 If you didn't know.
 That's a blue whale.
 You can tell that it's a blue whale. You can tell
 that it's a blue whale because it's blue.
 It's a
 scuffed ale. Yeah, it's a beached whale.
 It just makes it easier
 for whales to spend money. That's all there is to it.
 It's on their website, too.
 So only small packs? You spend $1,000
 spend $10,000
 on a limited price pack. There's no limit
 on what you spend. Yeah, I mean a lot of people
 are fucking very
 irresponsible with their money. It is crazy
 how irresponsible a lot of people are with their
 money now.
 I should have gone to art school?
 Yeah, you know,
 I can really see it, huh?
 You just take an egg's pictionary
 for drawing like that?
 Yeah, I guess so.
 Now draw the whale in a tuxedo?
 No, how do AI do that?
 Anytime I see a free-to-play
 currency being discussed makes me happy while
 I quit Marvel Strike Force after spending thousands.
 Well hey, just be glad it wasn't more.
 Let's see here.
 Guys, everyone's using these because they're so much easier you know
 they do the work for you here uh cover them they're nocturnal so yeah you don't want to get
 away they do their work at night here i'll pull this guy out of the way and
 get these guys on top.
 There we go. The owner's brother-in-law
 works in Alaska, and he found
 these guys. Yeah, I'll catch him
 and we'll put these guys right here.
 We'll let them sit like that.
 You see what the little one can do?
 You wouldn't be afraid of beetles, would you?
 I'm a little bit.
 Don't be scared of them with an ordinary bolt.
 They won't work in the light like this but look i got a
 i got a boat down here you know if you have a bolt like this on
 the wall or you have those sticking out i'm waiting to see why he brought three of these things into a store i and you can't get to it in the darkness
 now put him in with that even though it's screwed on you can actually hear him listen oh my god yeah they go right for it you see that
 and he'll undo it huh yeah takes the nut right off of it.
 I don't know that...
 Isn't that wild?
 It is wild.
 You see what they do if there's two of them together?
 No way!
 Yeah. they do with the two no way yeah They're... No, what? Did he see this?
 Yeah. I apologize.
 They're supposed to...
 The green spire's supposed to be on top.
 What do you mean you apologized?
 Well, they're supposed to have done it like that.
 But yeah, I mean... to have done it like that but yeah i mean
 you know what the best thing about this is
 it's that if he didn't show the second can
 I think this
 dude would be 100%
 convinced that the beetle did
 it
 that's That's what's so crazy.
 Now he's only 80% involved. together
 yeah
 now
 no
 yeah
 oh
 they're
 they're
 ah
 oh boy did he see that yeah huh that they're they're not so why
 no what did he say oh wait i apologize there's a poster
 the green spire supposed to be on top he still believes it
 we mean you apologize well they're supposed to have done it like that
 but yeah i mean that's crazy
 now we know why things go missing? Yeah, I guess so.
 Beatles are taking our jobs?
 I guess so.
 It is insane how much people... This is what I keep trying to say, man.
 Nobody wants to listen.
 You need those in your house yeah you might be but i will riddle with homes
 with a hail of harpoon
 with every last drop
 my being
 it It's crazy how something that's just so raw
 and aggressive is so good.
 Like, why don't we see more of this?
 This was so
 good! It was one of the best
 NPCs in the game. That's my...
 He's my favorite one.
 Yeah, I think he's amazing.
 Holy shit.
 And then there's Tirith and Enshrouded?
 What is this? Okay.. Ooh.
 You gonna go outside? Is the white tree there? Okay... Okay. Oh!
 Oh, oh,
 oh shit!
 Holy fuck!
 Oh, oh oh holy it just keeps going.
 This is amazing!
 Holy fucking shit, this is incredible! Look how big this is!
 What game? This is a game called Entrouted
 It's a survival game.
 It's quite good, I would recommend it.
 Oh my god...
 All the little fucking intricacies too. That's what so crazy about this
 What do you go through like every scene in a movie and recreate it?
 Oh my god, he did this solo? I have no idea.
 Jesus!
 Oh my god. There's like whole taverns and everything like that?
 Took me one week to build a small castle? Yeah.
 Oh my... What the fuck?
 This place is massive.
 Good evil Batman, yeah clearly.
 Imagine all the detail he didn't show you.
 Well, I would assume that the best ones are going to be what he shows in the video but still...
 Oh my god, this is amazing.
 Look at this!
 That blue shit everywhere.
 Imagine Moria? Oh my god...
 This is all underground, you can terraform it and shroud it. This is amazing, but there's more?
 Oh my fucking god!
 Thank you? Wow!
 I'll link you guys the video. That's incredible, man!
 We build this in Pax Dei? I don't know if we can...
 There is like such a very unique structure that you need to have
 In order to actually make a Minas Tirith
 I don't know if we could do that.
 Because
 you would need
 a mountain
 that would have
 like a narrow slice
 in it
 because of the way
 that the
 game's designed basically slice in it because of the way that the uh
 the way the game's designed basically it's yeah it's very vertical
 and there's a vertical limit on building impacts day
 so i don't know if that would be possible, but apparently it is in a shrouded
 Holy fuck man
 There's the video. That is incredible. I've never seen something like that before
 This amazing We try to build you're so good That's half of what people do like that before. It was amazing.
 The shot of builds are so good,
 that's half of what
 people do in the game?
 Yeah, I remember
 whenever I played
 the game,
 I actually enjoyed it.
 Like,
 I thought it was
 a great game.
 I don't know really
 why I didn't finish it.
 I think it's just that I've been playing so many other
 games, and I just
 don't really have time.
 There's always more games,
 more stuff going on etc.
 I think i found
 the number one reason everyone
 is gonna download and play The First Ascendant
 It's the beautiful character
 abilities! Did you see how
 Ultimate Bunny uses lightning
 to run around fast
 and it zips around everywhere?
 Just the graphics are beautiful,
 am I right? This character's apparently really good
 for AoE farming by the way.
 But yeah
 and trads amazing. Yeah it is. Two great
 abilities, I know. Alright that pretty much went through
 all these. Let me go ahead and look at this.
 One second...
 Just gonna watch this.
 It's time for the games industry to stand up for itself.
 Uh-oh.
 Uh-oh.
 I'm sick and tired of people pretending like there's
 not a problem. They see it, they recognize it,
 they know its there but for whatever reason
 they just will not talk about it.
 Over the last few years there has been
 a growing divide between players, developers
 and journalists and its only getting worse. Recently an article popped up
 from The Guardian
 where the writer in question
 calls for the gaming industry
 to make a stand against the players
 to speak on behalf of the journalists
 the critics
 and everyone else
 citing that they see signs of disturbing misogyny.
 It's crazy how this shit happens bro like I'm actually so tired of this
 i am so fucking tired to speak on this.
 Yeah, journalists never gave a shit.
 It's like yeah you have to speak up for us
 You have to defend this
 I think the problem is that
 A lot of people that work in this industry
 and I think this is also even for game
 development too
 one of the biggest problems is when
 they think that they have some sort of
 obligation to put forward a message.
 Like, they have some kind of message
 that they want a game to put out there.
 They wanna have like some sort of idea going out there
 like oh well we don't want to have women that
 are sexualized. Like this is a
 message that you're trying to put out there
 and that's more important than
 you or that's more important to you
 than actually making the game.
 Making a genuine quality product, that's what matters.
 It's not about games, it's about politics?
 Yeah.
 I think every normal person sees this.
 Art always has messages?
 Yeah, but I think the truth is people don't like
 the message.
 It's fucking annoying.
 Get a better message.
 I realize that this is
 a hot-button topic,
 this is a controversial issue
 and more times than not
 when people cover this
 they're covering it
 from the extremes
 and I'm going to be
 talking about it
 and I'm bringing
 the most dangerous position
 into this conversation
 which is the voice that often goes
 unheard. Yeah. The voice of the
 sane. Former head of Kotaku
 That's a fucking fact, yeah
 You're not gonna hear that a lot.
 Penza McDonald of The Guardian writes...
 No?
 While some of their language has changed,
 the sentiment
 of the latest aggressive movement is just as distressing.
 It's time for the games industry to stand up
 to it." She continues with,
 It is never
 a good idea to go against your audience
 and to condemn your audience.
 It's never
 a good idea
 because if you don't like what your audience is,
 then stop making products for them
 and make a product for a different audience.
 Yeah, you've already failed the moment
 that you think that you have to like reality check
 or something like that your audience like go against
 them like this. You've already failed. Yeah, the
 customer is always right
 when you condemn your audience you forsake everything you built upon well when you condemn your audience, you forsake everything you've built upon? Well, when you condemn your audience, like if you have a group of people and you're talking down to them constantly and calling them stupid, why would they want to listen to you why would why would they why would they like you
 baby incorporated that found itself in the center of a conspiracy theory aggrieved gamers on a steam
 forum had erroneously concluded that a small agency was
 somehow mandating the inclusion of
 more diverse characters in games.
 Depressingly, but unsurprisingly
 the result was a tremendous amount
 of targeted harassment towards the people that work at Sweet Baby
 and every journalist who reported on it, particularly women.
 Well, the reason why it was every journalist that reported on it is because
 every journalist that reported on it had the exact same cookie-cutter opinion,
 because in the industry of journalism I assume you can't have the other opinion.
 That's the real problem!
 That's why people hate journalism
 People hate journalism because
 it's all of the same people
 that are like, oh yeah there's all these
 different companies that all have the same opinion
 there's no divert there's no real diversity here
 it was a disturbing echo of gamgate, an online harassment campaign 10
 years ago that initially sprung up
 from the wild accusations of a game
 developer's vindictive ex-boyfriend.
 The language has changed a bit
 in the past, which by the way,
 the things that people liked with Gamergate The language has changed a bit in the... Which, by the way, um,
 the things that people liked with Gamergate
 and the things that people were really pushing for
 happened.
 I would say Gamergate was largely a success
 and
 the reality is that
 a lot of the things
 that people were concerned about
 during Gamergate
 were legitimate
 and they were valid
 and that's why it got changed.
 That's the reason why
 after Gamergate,
 The influence and popularity of every single other one of these websites
 Totally went into the fucking shitter.
 And if you don't believe me, go on Google Trends.
 Look up every single one of the different websites that was involved with Gamergate.
 Look at their search results.
 Look at their trending from 2000 and fucking 2014 to now.
 Literally 5%
 of where they were at,
 if that.
 Past decade.
 They used to be upset about SJWs,
 or social justice warriors and now they've taken issue with a different acronym
 DEI. Diversity Equality and Inclusion
 Or just good old woke.
 But the sentiment from this group is the same.
 Games are for us only for us
 And if you want games to change
 or tell stories outside of
 the straightforward male-oriented power fantasies
 that we grew up with, well, that's not allowed.
 We won't stand for it.
 In fact, we will try to aggressively harass you out of the space entirely."
 Of course! Because that is what you try to do them.
 Of course they're going to do that. This is a defense
 mechanism. You're coming into their space and you're telling them this needs
 to change. You need to stop doing this. You need to do things
 the way that I want you to do them.
 Of course they're going to push you out.
 Who the fuck are you?
 This is not even a question.
 How is anybody confused by this?
 Their space? It is.
 It's their space. Yes, if you
 come into somebody else's space, you come
 into a fan base of something
 and you immediately start complaining about it,
 and you start saying oh this is bad that's bad I don't like
 this I don't like that. At a certain point get the
 fuck out!
 Get the fuck out yeah go make your own
 space
 not everybody in the world is entitled
 like you're not entitled to be accommodated
 by everybody
 and I guarantee you if-if you went into their space that's what they'd say to you.
 If you don't like it why the fuck are you here? Yes!
 Unfortunately the anti-wool
 campaigning has not lit up much
 in intervening months. Led by a
 coterie of usual grifters they have
 taken issue with in no
 particular order the fact that Aphrodite,
 the literal goddess of love, is not hot enough
 than Supergiant's Hades 2.
 I also want to say
 the word grifters is really
 being misused a lot here.
 So, being a grifter
 is when you do something
 that is inauthentic
 for money or attention.
 I don't think that anybody
 who has these opinions
 as being inauthentic.
 And the reason why is that
 if you were grifting,
 it would be much more profitable
 if you were able to push
 the agenda
 that's being held by
 the establishment, siding with
 the establishment is always more
 beneficial in terms of money
 because you're going to get
 more sponsors.
 You're going to get more opportunities. You're going to get a lot of money because you're going to get more sponsors. You're going to get more opportunities.
 You're going to get a lot of money. That's not true? I'm sure
 you understand making content better than I do, for sure.
 Thanks for your insight. bodies. That journalists gave the recent PS5 game Stellar
 Blade bad reviews because its female
 characters were too hot.
 That too many games feature
 DEI haircuts and that
 Ubisoft was somehow forced by shadowy forces of wokery
 to make the main character in its upcoming Assassin's Creed game
 a black samurai.
 So this is another thing that a lot of people like to do,
 they like to misrepresent what the problem is.
 And so the misrepresentation that's happening here
 it's the implication
 that Ubisoft is being forced into
 doing this by another company.
 Which is like, basically you're creating a straw man
 to argue against that.
 Ubisoft invited
 the company in. Ubisoft
 wants them to do this.
 Ubisoft isn't being forced, they are
 actively cooperating with it and
 they are wanting it to happen themselves so it's easy to
 shift the argument slightly to make the people that you're arguing against sound ridiculous
 and stupid and that's what they're doing here. They're not engaging with
 the actual problem, they're creating
 a kind of parallel
 of the problem or they're misinterpreting
 it and then they're arguing against that.
 Predicting historical
 evidence. This last
 claim was bolstered by the king of bad
 posters himself, Elon Musk
 who replied to a tweet about
 this manufactured outrage with DEI kills art. Man, there is
 a lot that was said here. First thing I'm
 going to say is this the closer in
 proximity to an issue that you are the
 less perspective that you have on it.
 Think about it. When you're right up on top of
 it, the only thing that you can see is the opposition.
 What they're saying, what they're thinking, what they want to do,
 what they think about you and as such, you're always
 on the offense or the defense.
 And that goes for both sides of these kind of discussions.
 And I think what really highlights that loss in perspective
 is how they bring up Gamergate in this article.
 Because from my perspective
 as somebody that had nothing to do with it whatsoever. I wasn't even making videos
 on video games at the time.
 I read a couple articles, watched a couple videos
 and I always viewed it as players waking up
 to the realization that there could be some
 conflicts of interest within the industry that are working
 against and doing a disservice
 to the consumer.
 And there were, it was documented
 it was explained
 and now the industry doesn't work
 the way that it does
 or did it back then?
 So, yeah.
 There's a lot of it. It was a lot of it?
 It was.
 A massive amount of it.
 They think that.
 Whenever you can't believe people complain
 over how much hotter
 a girl should be,
 the reason why they're
 complaining about it is because
 they think that the her appearance is an artificial representation of an ideal
 that they think is detrimental to a video game. They actually don't care
 about the way the character looks they care about why the
 character looks that way other industry that's out there has some level of corruption why would
 it be so far off for players to believe that video game studios and publishers are colluding with journalists and critics
 To make sure their games are shown in a better light?
 Somebody says, why?
 You can't... That's not a good argument.
 Why?
 Why would you change it?
 Why would you make it look this way?
 You can't change things to the way that
 you want and then get mad when people say
 they don't like them and say, why do
 you care? Well, you cared enough
 to change it. So why are we
 making an argument of triviality?
 You're the one that this is why
 we're talking about it's because of you
 trying to find an understanding yet
 wise trying to find
 understanding no, it's not not in this
 case
 especially when so much money it's not. Not in this case.
 Especially when so much money is riding on the line to begin with, and I think
 that GamerGate was something that actually
 did a solid service to the players
 because they woke up to that realization. They're a little bit more cautious
 with their spending. They don't take review
 scores at face value and say,
 there we go. Huge positive.
 Oh, I guess I'm going to go ahead and buy this game.
 They're a little bit more cautious with it. They want more information.
 They don't wanna just see a cutscene trailer,
 they wanna see gameplay.
 They don't wanna see gameplay in like three minutes,
 no, they wanna see 15, 20, 30 minute clips.
 Heck, they wanna watch somebody play the game for a few hours before
 they want to buy that game and I think
 a lot of that is coming from what had happened
 back then and
 man
 it just goes to prove that these sides that are so...
 Well I think another reason why a lot of trust was lost with gaming journalism
 and this is an interesting parallel
 and I kind of don't want to do this because it's going to derail chat.
 But we're going to do it anyway.
 A really great parallel to this is how much the media tried to reassure people that Joe Biden was like mentally sound.
 It's
 like the emperor's new clothes.
 Everybody you can see is naked, but
 nobody's allowed to say it.
 And so you have the media constantly reassuring you and telling
 you, everything is fine
 everything is fine
 and you see it happen and it's like this is
 obviously not fine
 and then eventually it gets so much to like
 the debate and people are like, okay
 what the fuck?
 Right? And it just literally
 can't be denied anymore. They're still
 trying to defend him, right? Exactly. You're being gaslit.
 And that's why people hate the media.
 That's why people hate CNN.
 That's why they hate Fox News.
 That's why they hate Kotaku.
 That's why they hate Rock Paper Shotgun Polygon. That's why they hate Rock Paper Shotgun, Polygon.
 That's why they hate all of these different journalists outlets is why
 they hate Forbes.
 That's why they hate Infowars that they hated because
 These people are taking something and they're putting an agenda onto it.
 And I guess in info wars case,
 it's not the case.
 They know they're fucking biased,
 but in general,
 they're putting an agenda on it and
 they're trying to act like they're neutral
 that's the problem it's because they're lying
 and they're lying in a way that's so blatant and obvious
 That any normal, reasonable person can see it
 Like I guarantee you
 If you took somebody who is completely non-political and you
 had them listen to Joe Biden on that
 debate they would think
 what the fuck is going on
 but
 nobody in the media wanted to say that. Nobody wanted to call that out. And there's even clips of them saying he's the most, you know, like the smartest as he's been. What the fuck is this?
 And the same thing happens with video games.
 So you have
 this instance where
 this supposed free marketplace of ideas
 collectively agrees
 on the exact same values and every single person in that
 marketplace pushes those values there's no diversity at all.
 And this has happened with a lot of things,
 and I'm just saying
 it's not the...
 It's not just gaming journalism.
 That's the point that I'm making
 is it's journalism as a whole.
 Literally delusional, give out
 dick salads and people eat it? Yeah.
 So opposing
 to one another there of the exact same
 polarity because they both sound the exact same when you
 start paying attention to them from a much
 wider angle. And, they're like
 dogs that are barking on either side of a
 fence and they're getting further and further
 away. They could cross behind the fence, by the way
 that's open on the other side
 but they don't want to have that kind of discussion
 and what ends up happening is
 they start trampling on
 and drowning out the genuine concerns
 in the voices of people
 that are in
 the middle,
 that's often where the truth ends up lying.
 And there are issues that are in the games industry today
 that she's glossing over.
 And the proof is just how she brings up some of
 the games that are out there,
 especially talking about Hades 2
 or Stellar Blade and
 The Backlash came with some of those games
 you have to ask why
 are players agreeing with this?
 Don't believe that everybody agreeing with it is just these
 crazy bigots and wild
 folks that are out there, no, there's
 other people in the middle that are agreeing
 Well even if they are, that's just what
 the audience is. Like at a a certain point, you're like
 what are you doing?
 You can spend your whole life trying to teach
 a dog to do math and
 the dog still isn't going to know how to multiply
 a fraction.
 What are you
 doing trying to get into this
 space where you think that there's this massive
 contingency of people that are horrible?
 Like,
 where's the light at the end of that tunnel? It's never going to stop.
 It's not like these people are going to be like, oh wait a minute, all my opinions
 are wrong. Oh wait a minute, I'm going to change my mind. Are you sure?
 Absolutely, I'm sure. 100%.
 Can we not agree things have become more misogynistic online? Just look at chat.
 Are things more misogynistic online?
 Yes and no.
 So in some cases, yes
 but I think that the majority of misogyny
 that comes from online people
 are girls
 that are trying to sell porn on the internet
 and people don't like it.
 Like, are you categorizing criticizing girls
 for doing OnlyFans
 as misogyny?
 Because if you are
 then yeah I would agree with you
 but I don't think
 that's misogyny.
 And this comes from somebody who is not an... I'm not a OnlyFans hater.
 I don't understand why they hate it.
 They don't like porn The reality is that
 A lot of these girls
 Here's another
 How do you think a girl
 Finds out to do an only fans before she
 like the day she turns 18. you think that she just learned about the website that day.
 Spawn camping? Yep, there it is.
 Come on.
 And why is that? But nobody wants to pay attention to that
 For some odd reason
 When there's a culture war,
 There can only be one winner.
 People in the middle can't actually exist. But for me
 I say fuck that.
 I'm going to clearly state
 my position. Games should be
 and the vast majority of times are inclusive.
 But at that exact same time we can't pretend like we're okay with
 the industry heavily leaning into inclusivity for profit.
 It's blatant and it's plastered everywhere.
 Movies, TV, gaming,
 it's overwhelming co-opting identities
 in gender not for the sake of art quality
 and ethics but for money
 and personal preservation.
 Why do companies change their logos to rainbows
 in the US and EU during Pride, but
 keep it their standard logo in other countries?
 Why?
 It's because they only care about money
 and they would be celebrating gay people getting killed
 if they could make money off of it. That's the reason why. And in fact, some of them do.
 They've never cared about
 this... I am amazed how many stupid sheep people just celebrate whenever a company says something positive
 about an LGBT issue.
 It's so sad
 because it's just
 like people are so
 easily manipulated.
 Are you actually amazed anymore?
 I mean, yeah, kind of i am i'm surprised
 second ever disney records milan a city where they have internment camps
 actively miles away from the set? Yeah, there it is.
 Of course LGBT people are going to celebrate a W
 though. I don't think that you should
 celebrate a W whenever the only
 reason it was done is to sell you more garbage when a company is trying to push
 a social issue they are doing this as a measured decision that they have come to
 that will result in making money.
 And involving themselves inside of the social issue,
 they pollute the social issue with their own brand value.
 So, for example
 when you're thinking about Target
 and you're thinking about, oh, Target did
 this LGBT like a rack
 and everything last year,
 people are talking about it. This pollutes the issue
 of LGBT because it pollutes it with Target's
 own brand image. It pollutes it with Target's
 own past controversies and
 issues. And that's
 why its bad for these issues,
 is that these companies attach themselves
 to these issues like parasites
 and suck the good out of them while
 infecting them with the bad from their brand
 image. That's what they're doing
 Blizzard does the same fucking thing
 Are different races and genders minimized or removed in games,
 movies,
 and television in China.
 It's because none of these companies care about you.
 They care about what's in your wallet,
 and that goes for both sides of this debate.
 Truth of the matter is, these companies
 will do anything for money,
 and the real unease,
 the real issues at play, is that the biggest players in the industry are trying to wrangle
 everyone into one single audience and it's causing a lot of issues that is a big issue
 and also like another component to this is that you're already seeing a lot of people like that are becoming,
 like I think that the negativity towards LGBT especially like trans issues has like 5x or 10x in the last two years.
 Like ever since there was a big conversation,
 and there's always been a conversation about this
 but it's really kind of gone to a fever pitch recently
 about biological
 males competing in women's sports.
 This has exacerbated
 and escalated the amount of people
 that are negative towards trans people
 by, I think, probably 5 or 10x
 if not more.
 So what do you think is
 going to happen when that becomes
 the popular opinion to have?
 Which it seems like it's becoming.
 What do you think these companies are going to do then?
 I think we're going to be going back
 to family values.
 Remember family values, guys?
 This is a really good time, huh?
 Fuck that. Oh god.
 Extreme positions can't gain any traction
 unless there are those in the middle who can
 see truth on one side's opinion.
 Force DEI is killing games,
 however it's not for any of the reasons that anybody
 is saying right now and instead it's being
 co-opted into part of a culture war
 and that's being done on purpose by these creators.
 It's the intended outcome. What nobody
 is talking about is why
 are players seeing female protagonists
 in a diverse cast of characters and immediately
 assuming that that game will be bad.
 It's because players have begun to perceive
 wokeness in games as a bad thing
 not because of the inclusivity itself
 but because of its perceived lack
 in quality. Almost every television show, movie...
 I think also it's not the
 perceived lack in quality so much
 is it's that when you see
 something or somebody that's in a game
 or a story that you know,
 at least you think
 I can't say you know. You think
 the only reason why this is happening
 is to check a box
 and pay lip service to some
 sort of message, as soon
 as you believe that's what's happening
 the immersion is broken from
 the story. And I think also
 you can make the logical
 conclusion that if
 a writer or a person
 crafting a story
 doesn't care enough about their story
 that they are willing to compromise certain parts of the story in order
 to fit into contemporary like social ideals i think that the probability of the story being
 bad is going to be higher because like fundamentally what you're saying
 is these people are okay to compromise their story and they don't care about the integrity
 of their story as much so logically you would assume that the stories on average will be worse.
 And I think that's another reason. and post-release that runs around doing interviews and press releases about how
 inclusive their media is
 ends up being a dumpster
 fire of a final product because the creators
 are so focused on the identities
 rather than the qualities.
 The poor quality in various media today
 is now being represented by
 the characters that these studios are putting
 into these games. As such,
 these creators are quite literally training people to believe that diversity and
 inclusivity or what a ruining games not bad design in poor writing inclusivity
 and representation are great things. And also it would logically
 make sense that if a game was
 not making, like
 let's say you're trying to make a new game
 right? And the game is
 not getting investment.
 Wouldn't it be a logical decision for you to,
 if your game is bad and it's not getting investment,
 add in diversity to hopefully get investment through diversity funds?
 Because that's logically what would happen, right?
 And this is like it's going into no.
 Well, absolutely.
 It's absolutely a factor.
 Yes, and it's happening. Yes, in tax breaks is that a thing? It absolutely is a thing.
 100%. Now, it's not the only
 factor but it is a point
 on the rubric.
 So, like basically if you had to... If these companies
 have to make a decision and they say
 that they do this, right? This isn't like me
 making this up. They say that
 they're making decisions that follow this paradigm.
 So logically
 games that are bad
 that feel like they need that extra
 boost will pivot to this
 because it's easier to get money that way.
 So, it again creates another
 confirmation bias that
 woke is making the games bad and
 what I'm saying is that I think a lot
 of these games are bad to begin with, and they
 use woke to try to cover it up.
 That's what
 I think is going on.
 That's the biggest thing.
 Woke is a symptom of A problem not the disease
 Isn't that worse
 I don't know
 It depends right
 I'm just saying that's what I think is happening
 No one can agree on that however bad
 representation for the sake of it just being there either for virtue signaling or marketing
 purposes puts a face a signifier on what is ruining games
 in the eyes of players.
 They are creating targets.
 When I see a developer
 feel the need
 to virtue signal
 about how great it is
 that they put a woman
 into their video game or how they made a character
 gay. It shows me that they have no
 confidence in the work itself
 It's all about the identity of the character
 and not the qualities of that character's
 design, the quality of the story that is told
 and the innovation it brings to the games
 And also, by the way
 if you look at a lot of these studios
 and you look at people in this studio
 It's just a bunch of white women congratulating each other for loving
 diversity. That's the real reason
 you just pull up one of the studios,
 look at the pictures,
 open up
 a picture of all the people in the studio that's what it is ubisoft is
 my number one example
 experience i assume that it's not high
 quality and most times it's not high quality. And most times,
 it's not.
 Journalists,
 developers and players
 then jump to defend the practice
 not realizing
 that these creators
 are using social issues
 as a shield of inclusivity
 to defend their poor quality.
 Lack of skill, lack of ability and lack
 of creativity by saying that anybody
 who's criticizing them are
 bigots. Checkmate.
 What's really disappointing is... Yeah, he's right about that.
 That there's not enough people that are calling
 this out. Saying it for what it is.
 That it's not wokeness or DEI that's killing
 these games. It's people without talent
 that are killing these games.
 Name a game that was perceived as woke that had awesome gameplay and a great story
 and nobody wanted to play it
 and it didn't do well in sales.
 Guess what?
 You can't find it.
 It doesn't exist.
 He's right.
 He's completely right. He's completely
 right.
 Woke stuff
 does not make
 a game bad,
 but it will
 make a bad
 game worse.
 Final Fantasy 16 portrayed a relationship
 between Dion and Sir Terrence.
 It was tasteful, it was well done, the story was great
 The gameplay was awesome, the music
 was absolutely banging in that game
 Guess what? Zero backlash. Baldur's Gate 3,
 Herald is one of the greatest RPGs
 of all time.
 A game that many players have pointed
 to and said this is the game. Why can't you guys
 make games like this anymore?
 The most aggressively buy game that's on the entire market.
 No backlash.
 It's really disappointing to people like folks that are...
 Here is another example.
 So, if you go and look at... where's the video that I saw?
 Maybe it's this one, I'm not sure which one.
 Yeah right here
 The opening scene
 There is a black guy there.
 I think there's like an Asian
 guy as well, yep.
 There's already, like within
 the first ten seconds
 there's already like two inclusions of characters that are non-white.
 Scroll down, not a single fucking comment is bringing up DEI.
 Writing this article right now, they are involved in a lot of these communities.
 Gamers know, yeah.
 The ones that are out there.
 And that's the thing is that it's the same thing.
 It's the same as the Biden thing.
 Everybody knows it
 when they see it.
 Everybody fucking
 knows it.
 You see Joe
 Biden,
 uh-uh,, no this is ridiculous.
 This is embarrassing.
 Oh no!
 He just says a stutter.
 He said it's this.
 He said uh-uh bro.
 Uh-uh we see it.uh. No. We see it.
 You know it. I know it. Everybody
 knows it. It's the same as this.
 ...that are fighting
 on their side that aren't talking about how some of these companies
 are out there co-opting people's identities
 and races for the use of profit
 and for the use of protecting their own jobs
 shielding themselves from criticism
 behind a shield of inclusivity. Yeah, they're
 the ones that are ruining games. People
 that don't have a creative cell in their entire
 body.
 The article continues with Assassin's Creed
 Shadows producer Mark Alexis Cote addressed Musk's tweet in an interview
 with Gamefile's Stephan Tettillo last week.
 I had a lot of three-word replies that came to mind,
 he said. The first thing
 I wanted to do was go back on X
 that I had deleted and
 just tweet back. What Elon
 says is not the game that we're building.
 People will have to play the game for themselves,
 and if within the first 11 minutes and 47 seconds
 they aren't convinced of what we are doing,
 we can have the discussion.
 For the record, there is plenty of historical basis
 for the depiction of Black Samurai Yasuke in the game."
 Just after Summer Games Fest finished
 The Anti-Wokeoke gamers found a new target
 a report at ign which this is the thing is that
 you get so focused on it,
 and it's funny as fuck.
 It's false?
 Well, here's the thing is that
 isn't there way more stuff
 about a bunch of other samurai
 during the time
 that are way more well-known
 that are way less contentious what are
 we talking about here
 yes obviously there is and also
 like i would ask them
 why did you think it was a good
 idea that
 during the boss fight with
 Yasuke, you started
 playing hip-hop
 for the combat scene.
 What's that?
 You can go back and look at the video yourself. Did they do that? No, they literally did. They literally did that.
 It's a stereotype. Yeah it's just a a stereotype and that's what I was saying before
 It's about white people congratulating themselves
 on diversity
 As I said, it's like the black person
 gets in the car
 you turn on a hip hop station you say hey this one's for you.
 It's the same exact fucking energy.
 It's so weird.
 It's a studio
 full of white people. You just look at
 the picture
 and simply lays out the history You just look at the picture.
 ...laids out the history of sexism
 at the developer
 of the up-and-coming
 Planet of the Apes
 meets Sekiro action game
 Black Myth Wukong.
 The response, surprise,
 was to go after
 the woman who wrote it while also
 spinning a ludicrous conspiracy
 theory that IGN was blackmailing
 the developer.
 You can go... They were, and I don't think it
 was IGN, but I think it was the developer
 themselves, or sorry, the writer
 themselves, is that they
 created a problem that didn't exist
 and then categorized the developer,
 I think Game Science
 were the ones
 that are making Black Mouth Wukong.
 They basically provided
 an unsubstantiated claim
 or just basically like any
 claim. Let me
 take a step back.
 If a journalist says that you are
 something, this company has no obligation to come out there and clear their name
 nobody nobody has to go and oh well i said this about you. How are you going to respond?
 Who the fuck said somebody has to respond to you?
 Who decided that like now...that you're obligated to a response because you've decided to say this.
 And this is the problem.
 It's that these people make baseless accusations or what usually is the case is it's not baseless but they make dishonest accusations
 and then basically by making this dishonest accusation
 they indirectly appoint themselves as a position of i get to make judgments other
 over whether a company is being bad or not and when a company chooses to say
 we're not engaging in this we We are not accountable to you.
 You're nothing to us.
 We're making this game.
 People are going to buy it, whether you like it or not.
 Well then they get really mad because this completely destroys the power
 dynamic and that's what it's about it's about
 the power dynamic
 down a rabbit hole of quite jaw-dropping horribleness on any one of these manufactured conspiracies,
 but take it from me,
 it's really not worth it.
 The reactionary underlayer of gaming's enthusiast media, which makes its home mostly on X and YouTube
 does not actually have the slightest impact on how games are made
 or indeed which games are made.
 But they do have an impact on
 which studios close.
 So,
 yeah, I don't know.
 That's a good thing by the way.
 You make dog shit you should be fired.
 It's the way it goes. Losers lose.
 What did Gamergate... I'm cruel? You think I'm cruel?
 I am and I love it. You think I'm cruel? I am, and I love it.
 It actually achieved
 games are more diverse than they were
 10 years ago, not less.
 I saw more non-white male faces
 and characters in this year's spat of summer games fest trailers
 and demos than at any previous time in almost the 20 years I've been covering
 games. But they can still make people's lives online hell
 for a while. I know this
 because I've been through it.
 Just because you're making a game doesn't mean that
 you're going to
 make money off of it.
 That's the issue,
 is that a game like Forspoken was set
 to be a huge game. It was going to be one of the
 big games that year and
 it came out and everybody hated it.
 So just because a development studio is making
 a game, if these
 games don't sell well and they're not
 successful
 these studios don't really care about these social issues because the studios aren't the ones that are making the decisions.
 The people who make the decisions are the people invested in invested in the companies and the people that run
 the companies. The creative
 people are really, in a lot of cases, not
 making the calls
 And whenever the people that aren't making money
 at the top like whenever their heads on
 the chopping block they're gonna change things
 and it's already happening
 several times it's crazy that you can say something or at least think
 something in the right direction but then be completely wrong about it and
 it's because again she's looking at it through an incredibly narrow lens
 throwing context and nuance aside in the face of being able to shadowbox those perceived demons that are across
 the aisle. Musk was undoubtedly beating the drum of division for engagement purposes,
 The guy's a content creator more than anybody else. There is tons of
 examples of people that are like him,
 but why are there so many
 people that are finding themselves agreeing
 with these posts about Assassin's Creed Shadows?
 Tell me which is more believable.
 Well, if there's enough people that agree with it
 and everybody thinks the game is bad
 and people vote the game down
 and they say it's a bad game
 then the game's bad.
 It doesn't really matter what your opinion is.
 It's the Lion-Ted thing.
 It's really just so simple, and this is a big thing that I think
 a lot of people struggle with
 Is that if enough people believe something
 Then functionally it becomes true
 Now, it doesn't make it true but
 for all intents and purposes
 it is true
 That the vast majority of white male
 gaming audiences that you perceive don't want
 black characters in games?
 Or is it because Ubisoft has been shoveling
 garbage out for years now,
 raising their prices to absurd levels,
 monetizing everything possible. Hasn't
 innovated and now seems to be using
 diversity to market a game that
 everybody knows will be just as repetitive
 and unoriginal as the prior
 all well adjusted humans that see
 the direction all forms of media have been going in lately, see the main character
 isn't Japanese and say, huh? Again
 extreme positions don't gain traction unless there are issues that are pushing people from the middle to one side.
 Now with that said I agree with her statement on ludicrous conspiracy theories
 With so many people out there grifting
 on both sides of these issues that are making
 it difficult for you to want to be able to agree
 with either side because you know that they're going
 to have some wacko theory that's connected
 to it.
 I think there are some people who take it way too far
 where every single time a character
 or person is on screen
 that's not like a white person
 or guy they'll maul out about it like a white person or a guy,
 they'll mauled out about it.
 I think that's the issue though is like yeah then vote your dollar.
 No, that's what I think people should do.
 Yeah, it does...
 At a certain point
 it becomes so obvious
 that you're just
 farming, basically.
 They're on extreme
 opposing sides, can't
 agree on something
 otherwise they're going
 to look like
 they've changed sides.
 Like Keza, I don't believe that there wasn't...
 Yeah, and this is another factor
 is that this is another example
 of how people are stupid.
 Changing your mind
 based off of evidence is
 considered a bad thing,
 and there's a huge contingency
 of people that respect a person
 who will hold an opinion that's been proven wrong by evidence
 because it was their original opinion.
 I think a great example of this
 is the Dr. Disrespect drama.
 So originally, I was like,
 I don't know if I believe this.
 I think that we need more evidence
 to understand this better
 and then Doc puts out the statement
 and I say man
 This doesn't look very good
 And they said oh wow
 looks like you're changing your mind
 You're changing your opinion.
 What are you doing changing your mind? That's what happens. People in general do not respect
 changing your opinion because changing your opinion means that
 you were wrong, and people don't
 like being wrong.
 And there's no obligation that
 people have to be
 right! Somebody a dumb person
 on the internet
 can think the earth is flat
 and we can't put them in jail.
 You just have to,
 there it is.
 It's right there.
 So they are under no obligation
 to adhere to the same logic that you do.
 Attempted
 $7 million extortion conspiracy
 when it comes to Black Myth Wukong.
 As there is no proof or mention of that
 anywhere.
 Look at how many people grifted
 off of attaching Sweet Baby Incorporated's
 name to their YouTube titles titles articles and tweets in regards
 to whatever company allegedly perpetrated this extortion. However, at the exact same time
 she completely ignores the cultural differences and the intentional mistranslations
 conducted regarding the interview with black myth wukong's developer and the garbage level
 of sensational journalism on the side of IGN.
 Well,
 the real problem is actually a lot
 it's a lot more surface
 level than that but it's a lot more broad
 The
 real problem is that these people
 appoint themselves to a position of power
 and then expect everybody else to accommodate them.
 They expect everyone to be like, to accommodate them.
 They expect everybody to be like, oh okay
 well you're in this position
 you believe this and now everybody
 has to listen to what you're saying.
 That's the real reason
 what people, like the journalist that wrote
 the article. She wrote an article
 about Black Myth Wukong that was negative
 about it and then she was angry
 because Black Myth Wukong didn't come out
 and refute or address her article
 that's the real issue it's these people think that they have a power dynamic.
 And,
 They don't.
 They actually have no power.
 And I think that's what for example Gamergate back 10 years ago started to prove.
 And that's why their popularity has gone down massively.
 And now, they really don't have any power because
 they're just like... They have these tiny little audiences
 and it's like a bunch of other
 people that think exactly like they do.
 And, yeah, they can still – and this is a problem, right?
 It's taking time for this to adjust.
 But there are still a lot of companies
 that have a very antiquated media policy and
 media philosophy and strategy
 that they still think that
 appealing to mainstream outlets
 is a good idea. Those
 people are not an audience. They're
 tiny, minuscule,
 fractional, they don't matter.
 If a game is good that's the only thing
 that matters and the relationship
 that you have with the public is the only thing that makes a difference.
 Journalists used to be
 the gatekeeper between games
 and the public because of things like
 IGN, not IGN sorry
 Nintendo Power,
 Game Informer magazines, things like this.
 Because that's how you would hear about video games now.
 But the fact is that the internet has democratized that entire process.
 So now you don't have gatekeepers anymore
 because people on YouTube can do the same thing.
 People on Twitch can do the same thing.
 So a journalist no longer has
 the gatekeeping power that they used to, but
 they're acting as if they do. And I think that's what a lot of people really don't like
 because for me, I see this as just a blatant
 power play. This is a blatant power play. This is a
 blatant power play, you're trying to
 make them look bad so you can appoint
 yourself as the arbiter of this situation
 They cannot cede any ground to those who disagree with them.
 Plenty of journalists do this, ignoring the elephant in the room because they can't be caught agreeing with the opposition.
 Not long ago... Which is another- that's what I was saying because they can't be caught agreeing with the opposition.
 Not long ago, which is another that's what I was saying originally
 That's the big problem
 It's that when every single journalist and every single person in the media has
 the same opinion about something,
 then how can you expect anybody to take it
 seriously?
 Paul Tossie forbes wrote an article talking about the issues that journalists face and he dismissed the concern of players
 by saying there is a public war against games
 journalism by in part the anti-woke crowd who believes
 the progressive leaning outlets are going extinct because of alleged activist takes
 that's true.
 They're right.
 It's provable.
 It's provable by every single third-party metric that's available.
 There's no allege, like you
 just look at the Google trends, look at
 the amount of site visits, look at the amount of ads they need, look at the amount of site visits. Look at the amount of ads
 they need. Look at the fact they're firing
 people in Kotaku.
 It's falling apart.
 I don't
 even...
 Yeah, yeah.
 It's not even an argument.
 It's fantastic.
 And I think it's a good thing too.
 Even when there are clear cases
 of many propagandized positions in today's gaming media.
 When you dismiss or ignore the elephant in the room, it doesn't make it smaller.
 That's not how this works. If anything,
 that makes it bigger and that's again, it's what I was saying
 about Biden. Yep. Same exact thing.
 No wonder gamers could come to the conclusion that there is a concerted effort in the games industry,
 to have this propagandized position
 This plan they have in place, that they're using against
 a developer in the industry
 when every other journalist that's
 out there goes out and either
 hand waves the entire issue
 or ignores it entirely.
 I would
 even go farther than that.
 I would say that not only do they
 hand wave the issue,
 but there is a universal
 opinion that you are supposed to
 have about it.
 And I think that's the big issue.
 These people are educated
 and by and large educated vote left. Does that not suggest
 ignorance is in part to be played with the culture war?
 Oh, that like stupid
 people care about this? Well it doesn't
 matter right? Like at the end of
 day... I think there are a lot of opinions
 that I think that if the collective
 society had, like, more
 emotional intelligence or
 like, more logical intelligence
 that we wouldn't have problems with these things anymore.
 We can always talk about what society would be like if people weren't the way they are.
 And hey! Hey you want to do that go ahead but i think
 that's a waste of time i want to talk and think about what's actually happening
 cosigns for it that's the case that we have with this article from the guardian she quite literally
 co-signs on what the girl had said in the article even though it's already been shown
 that it was mistranslated and also misrepresented in their article that they made.
 So, of course players are going to
 come to the conclusion of that. And what that does
 is it only serves to embolden the position of the
 players that held the belief
 that there might have been an extortion fee to this because well if you're going
 to ignore this blatant lie... Well it's effectively an extortion fee. We're going
 to label you with this thing and in order to remove this thing, you have to
 hire these people that
 make it to where you don't have this
 thing.
 You know like the last boss in the Elden Ring DLC
 that puts the debuff on you
 and then you have to use the item
 to remove the debuff?
 This is the same thing.
 We're putting a debuff on you, and you have
 to use the item to have the
 debuff not be on you anymore.
 It's that
 simple.
 It's attached simple. I,
 it's attached to
 it.
 Well then chances
 are you're lying
 about the other
 thing too.
 That's the
 conclusion that
 people are going
 to come to.
 They are the
 ones that are
 creating this
 issue for
 themselves. Stop
 being so reactionary, stop
 paying attention to what people
 are saying and ask why
 people are saying these things
 be pro-actionary.
 The article concludes with
 I was running the UK brand...
 I would argue that a lot of
 the issues that people have
 with things that seem to be woke are fundamentally reactionary
 because they are reactionary from the way gaming used to be
 so we are changing gaming because of the way it used to be. That's being
 reactionary. Also,
 I don't know where this idea
 came from that being reactionary
 is bad.
 I don't necessarily understand that because if things were good the way they
 were,
 and you thought they were good,
 then somebody changes them.
 And you say,
 I don't like that change it back.
 That's not necessarily being bad there's nothing wrong about
 that reaction like yeah everything to some degree is reactionary i think this
 is a uh it's a dishonest term.
 ...of Kotaku when Gamergate kicked off,
 and I had a front-row seat to their harassment tactics,
 which included sending the most disgusting threats imaginable through all online channels available to them,
 trying to get me fired by
 emailing game publishers and my
 bosses with dossiers of my
 professional misdeeds and journalistic
 failings. Read, writing about
 video games from a family.
 Yeah, but they do the same thing to other people, right?
 Like remember whenever that one guy,
 that Cabrutus,
 the guy that did the Sweet Baby Inc. detected group,
 remember whenever he made that group
 they constantly tried to get him banned
 They tried to get his Steam account banned
 They tried to get the group deleted
 They tried to ruin this guy's life So So, no, I'm not going to cry about this happening.
 Too bad.
 You shouldn't have done it to them.
 They wouldn't have done it to you.
 Or maybe they would have.
 But hey, if you had done it after that,
 it would have been a little bit more sympathetic.
 Now it's not.
 Like don't go and play a game
 and then be surprised
 whenever somebody else starts playing the same game.
 They've been doing this forever.
 Oh, let's find out who this person is
 and then we're going to get them fired
 from their job.
 It's crazy! Yeah
 that's what you get. Too bad.
 Searching for me and my colleagues'
 real addresses and phone numbers
 and family members
 and posting those details
 to their subreddits
 if they found them
 and putting them together
 in unhinged Google Docs
 with links drawn between social
 justice warrior journalists and developers.
 One of these mad documents
 briefly appeared in a recent documentary
 about 4chan, prompting
 several of my friends to text me a screenshot
 asking me if I knew I was
 a figure in an old alt-right
 conspiracy theory. Unfortunately
 yes I did
 It's happened again a few times since for...
 It's not a big deal.
 I mean,
 I've been in those too.
 People think that
 they think that
 I am contractually obligated
 to defend
 Disney because one of the
 companies that represents me, Knight Media
 is connected to
 Disney through like three different levels
 of disconnection right yeah the mr b stuff
 yeah so like i get the same thing like you're not special like it's not
 like that yeah that's what happened i knew it no no
 that's true yeah i am represented by that media. It's true.
 Various
 reasons. Unfortunately, dealing with online
 mobs is a part of the job for many journalists
 and indeed game developers these days
 and despite all of the shit that I've dealt with over the years as a
 woman covering video games,
 I'm still rather glad that I don't write about
 politics. But I know exactly how awful
 it can feel when they mobilize
 against you, especially if it's the first time.
 They'll search for whatever they think is the least
 flattering image of you on Google Images,
 use it as a cutout for a YouTube thumbnail
 and then rant for 10 minutes
 over screenshots of your articles.
 Well, they do the same thing.
 Yeah, they're going to do
 the same exact thing.
 Like there's nothing really
 surprising about that.
 Yeah, I mean it's really not that complicated
 like horror i mean yeah we've done it they'll do it yeah for sure
 and play stupid games won win super prizes.
 Yeah.
 And also if you go...
 Don't expect people to not push back
 when you do something that they don't like.
 It's these people they think that they don't like. Like, it's these people
 they think that they have a free reign
 to
 have any opinion they want on the
 internet and never have pushback for
 it. Like, I get shit on for opinions that i have that are
 like objective people are like i agree with them but he didn't
 he shouldn't have said it this way i hate him people like yeah i hate him too
 too bad if you don't want this to happen,
 get the fuck off the internet.
 Stop being a bitch.
 They'll tweet prominent people in games
 trying to get them
 to publicly discredit you. They'll tweet prominent people in games trying to get them To publicly discredit you
 They'll set their followers on you
 It's not hard to meet their
 Manufacturers
 And they would do the exact same thing to you
 If they had the power to do it
 Never forget that they would do the exact same thing to you
 my perspective is that
 any time that a person is doing something that anytime
 that a
 person is
 doing something
 that like
 any time
 a person
 has something
 bad happening
 to them
 that I
 think they
 would have
 done
 themselves
 I don't
 feel sorry for them. That's the way I see it.
 ... rage with a lot of genuine rage of your own. It's tempting to dunk on these people now that their
 rage is invalid but your rage is justified?
 Yeah, exactly.
 Outrage fuels outrage
 especially now when there's literal money
 to be made posting inflammatory nonsense on X
 or YouTube. If Gamergate proved
 anything it said nobody has to pander
 to rage baiting toxic gamers
 or even listen to them
 that said I still don't think there's
 well
 I can think maybe if the That said, I still don't think there's... Well.
 Uh, I can think maybe if the uh
 If those gaming websites did that a little bit more
 they wouldn't have to put eight ads on the same page
 and they wouldn't have to fire
 a bunch of people.
 They're worried about AI taking over their job.
 Correct me if I'm wrong, but AI
 doesn't create anything new, does it?
 It's not like AI can
 create new information. It just synthesizes existing information right yeah
 of course and so like how are you worried about like if you're a journalist and you're worried
 about losing your job to ai doesn't that mean that you're not contributing any new information
 there's been enough public pushback against this flavor of online abuse from the biggest publishers
 in games over the past few months.
 When the consultancies
 they work with, the journalists and
 critics that cover them, and even some
 of their own developers have been caught in an online shitstorm.
 Take it from me, vocal support
 means a lot."
 This goes without saying but none of this should
 happen to anyone. It does. And
 there is zero justification for it whatsoever. Nobody should ever be publicly or privately attacked for any of their opinions, criticize. I think they absolutely should. You should 100% attack people if they have opinions that you disagree with
 you shouldn't attack them in real life but you should attack the opinion
 absolutely because they do the same thing to you.
 That's the way it works.
 Like, yeah,
 that... It's that simple.
 What do you mean by attack?
 I mean directly contradict and argue with what they're saying.
 Do you think I mean attack them at like a drive-thru?
 No, of course not. I'm talking about
 attacking the argument... Yes! You're not being attacked online
 when there's a bunch of people disagreeing with you
 and this is another problem, is it's being framed
 in a way that I'm being
 attacked by a YouTube
 video that says that I'm wrong
 No
 You're not being attacked.
 You're being disagreed with.
 People don't agree
 with what your opinion is.
 Yes, but going after their personal information is just weird.
 However notice how general you can't be surprised that people do this because they do this if they do this.
 If they do this, then why would you be surprised that other people do it?
 If you don't want people to do this
 then don't do it
 lies that becomes and how easy it is to see plain old criticism
 lobbed in with online psychos I'm now included
 them because i'm sitting here ranting over screenshots
 of her article, though I have nothing to do
 with the crowd.
 I think criticized is a better word.
 Um...
 I think that at the end of the day
 these people view pushback as something
 that should not be allowed.
 They frame the conversation and their perspective
 in a one-dimensional way.
 And if you go against their perspective
 or what they believe in,
 you are a bad person.
 Now whether you want to call it attacking them, criticizing them, disagreeing with them...
 It's all the same to me.
 I don't think that a YouTube video saying that you have a bad opinion or that you're stupid is
 a problem. And if you think it
 is, get the fuck off the internet
 because it's not going to go away.
 The people
 that she's so vehemently against.
 Moreover, calling for big players in the industry to come out...
 Also, by the way, the words are violence?
 The only reason why people say words are violence
 is so they can justify using violence against words that's the reason why but publicly on your
 side only serves to validate the concerns of biases in favor of better reviews and
 more flattering articles about these different companies games
 the industry speaking out against the crazies doesn't make the crazies go away it adds another
 plot point on their graph and another justification for them to come after you.
 Of course.
 Look, the fact of the matter is your fight is won.
 Games are more inclusive than they ever have been before.
 That oppression once perceived has now dissipated.
 Has a Senate herself? Oh I don't know it. That oppression once perceived has now dissipated.
 Has it said it herself?
 Oh, I don't know.
 It's never going to dissipate because their power dynamic exists
 because there is that perception.
 Like, I have the perspective
 that nobody will ever give up
 power unless it's taken
 away from them.
 Just generally, right?
 There are individual examples
 that counter to this but I think in a general
 sense a group will never give away
 power unless it's
 taken away and I think
 what's happened is that
 games have always been diverse. There's always been
 a tremendous amount of diversity in video games
 so these people are identifying
 a problem that number one never existed
 and number two if
 it ever ceased to exist, their existence
 that's based off of the fact
 that this problem exists would then
 since be irrelevant.
 Like, if you don't have a horse, you don't need
 horseshoes.
 If you don't have a car, you probably don't need horseshoes if you don't have a car you probably don't need car tires
 they're the car or they're sorry they're they're the uh
 they're the tires they're the horseshoe.
 So unless there's a car for them to be attached
 to or a horse
 for them to be attached to,
 they have no purpose
 and they have no power.
 And that is why they will never be okay with the way that things are.
 There will always be something that's not okay.
 There will always be something that's wrong because if they ever acknowledge
 That things are okay, then their purpose
 Their purpose is fulfilled and their power is irrelevant
 In the article
 when commenting, talking about the diversity of
 characters that she saw during Summer Games Fest
 we all saw it but
 what were the most popular and talked-about
 games of the upcoming releases from Summer Games Fest.
 Gears of War,
 and Monster Hunter Wilds.
 Games that are fueled by that male power fantasy that she talked about.
 And why is that?
 Well,
 that's because that-
 Also, there was plenty of
 Diversity in the Monster Hunter
 Trailer and also in the
 Gears of War trailer
 And that's
 What I'm saying. These, these are old franchises
 that have been around forever
 that have had diversity in them
 from the very beginning.
 The audience is now becoming underserved
 as game developers are grifting off
 to the victory of inclusivity.
 Again, stop paying attention
 to what players are saying and ask
 why players are feeling a certain
 way. I feel like people are too busy fighting
 a war that's already won, cheering on
 these developers while they're making
 more games about what a character
 is rather than who a character
 is.
 The thing is that he's right, that like rather than who a character is. Well, and the thing
 is that he's right, that like a lot of those
 games that were really popular, or sorry
 that came out, and it was like oh
 this is another DEI game because I remember
 watching the trailers and seeing people say this a lot
 nobody's talking about or caring about those games at all so what's going to happen when that
 game releases and it doesn't make any money well i think we know what's going to happen their studio is going
 to get shut down and all those people are going to lose their jobs that's just what's
 going to happen and that's the free market at work. It's the same
 thing that happened with Forspoken.
 They're going to blame
 the bigots? Yeah, they're going to blame
 the bigots from the cardboard box they're living in because
 they can't afford their house anymore.
 And that's the result.
 So yeah, you can blame people all you want but you're still
 in that situation.
 Ironically, the character part of the equation of game development has been
 thrown out the window for how a
 character looks and identifies instead.
 These games lack soul
 and purpose.
 Notice how a developer
 of a great game
 with a diverse cast
 of characters
 or with a strong female lead
 doesn't need to grift
 off of social issues.
 They know what they made. They know that they don't need to grift off of social issues. They know what they made, they
 know that they don't need to make a character
 that players can identify with
 they need to make a character that players
 want to play as, want to be
 and want to know more about.
 A really good example of this is that
 it's actually I feel kind of bad
 because when I played Weathering Waves
 last night, I went
 through the first half of the new patch storyline,
 and I finished the storyline off stream.
 And I finished the whole thing.
 I did everything.
 And the second part of that storyline
 was incredible!
 It was really good!
 I was shocked, like
 I was like wow this is way better than i thought it was
 going to be one poem was great yeah it was so good
 and at no point in that story was i thinking about
 oh yeah this character's a girl.
 It's got nothing to do with that.
 And that's the thing is that
 that's not even part of it.
 The beginning part looked horrendous it was
 I don't know what the fuck they were thinking with that
 by the way it was like basically
 just very simple
 you the first half of it is arguing with a cat and the second half
 of it is uh saving the existence of time itself
 uh with a dragon.
 Yeah, so there's really kind of a tone shift there.
 The conclusion that I've come to
 is that by ignoring existing audiences
 these folks are radicalizing those audiences is that by ignoring existing audiences,
 these folks are radicalizing those audiences.
 Just recently I saw an interview that popped up
 where the people
 that are in charge of Star Wars
 basically came out and said
 they're ignoring existing audiences
 or ignoring the angry fans, the loud and they can do that
 they can but here's what's going to happen is remember like that witcher uh that witcher so
 it was like blood origins or something like that?
 I think That's what it is, right?
 I'm trying to remember
 Yeah
 Did they get renewed for a season 2?
 No Yeah, did they get renewed for a season two? No.
 There it is.
 Fans because, well, they're trying to create a new audience and they don't care what they think
 but ignoring the people that got you to where you are in the first place
 doesn't make a lot of sense. Especially when those
 people are as invested as they are
 as long as they've been invested
 and yeah, they're going to be mad. Of course they're going to be mad
 Why does that confuse you that they would be upset recently
 what i've noticed is within video games is that the quality of the game itself the quality of how
 fun it is how interesting it is how great interesting it is, how great the story
 is.
 All of those things
 are taking a backseat
 to game character
 identities and that
 doesn't mean that
 inclusivity and
 diversity is bad.
 It just means that
 they're not putting
 priorities where
 they should be. They're
 not dividing those priorities equally and as such,
 they're not making games that players are going to enjoy,
 players are gonna love, they're gonna be successful,
 they're gonna be remembered. Well,
 they're not focusing on the things
 that players care about like for example we watched that one video in uh from ubisoft
 talking about like how much went into making the water move like normal water
 nobody cares sorry nobody gives a it's that this is not the this is not an important factor.
 And that's a problem, and especially when
 it's as widespread as it's been
 growing lately, and when you have
 more games that are coming out there that are
 grifting off of these social issues yeah players
 are going to start looking at games with female protagonists and different
 diverse character backgrounds and say wow this is probably gonna suck
 and i hate to say it but lately it's been more times than not because
 think about it. The vast majority of games
 that come out every year? How many of them are
 actually really good? There's only very few
 that we all play. So yeah, the vast
 majority of those are going to be hit or miss and
 there's a lot of misses that are out there and you're gonna start to put plots on the graph
 and connect the dots and next thing you know...
 Yeah, you can't stop people from identifying patterns.
 Like, one of the reasons why humans have evolved so much is because
 humans are really good at pattern recognition.
 They are crazy
 good at it. And when people keep seeing this and you keep telling them that's not what it is, but they keep seeing it, you're going to have some problems every single time
 well this is the thing that i'm seeing that's a trend that's making these games worse and that's
 the conclusion that a lot of these players are going to end up coming to.
 I don't really know
 exactly what the
 solution to this is,
 especially because
 I think a lot of
 the people that
 are in these
 positions and
 a lot of these
 game companies
 media companies
 in general movies television
 whatever.
 I think a lot of it is
 actually like nepotism
 more than anything else
 like people that got
 into positions of
 high power that don't
 deserve it whatsoever.
 And the only thing they
 can do is one original idea
 which is doing everything
 everybody else is doing
 and focusing on that because
 it helps to distract from everything else.
 I do genuinely think there's a lot of people...
 Yeah, I think they use it as a shield.
 That's what it is. It's like
 people don't like the game when they say it's because of racism.
 Okay, for sure. That's the real reason
 that are out there that are using it as a shield
 to be able to block themselves from criticism.
 I do think that. And
 if that's not what they're doing
 or just bad at their jobs in general so there's that but yeah
 anyway tell me what you guys think about this i
 i don't know where things are going there's a lot of games to look forward to next year i know
 that for a fact but there's always a lot of games to look forward to and i think that there's also
 a lot of games to look to on. Like, I still haven't
 finished Dragon's Dogma.
 The first game.
 I tried to play it the other day
 and then it bugged out on me. It was really
 fucking annoying but I still need to finish that game. There's tons
 of games. It's fine.
 Yeah.
 Yeah. Anyway, thank you guys for watching
 this long. I hope you guys enjoyed the video.
 Tell me what you guys think down in the comments dislike the
 video if you don't like my points like the video if you do you don't have to watch many longer
 if you don't and uh anyway stay cool stay righteous stay. I will see you guys next time.
 Peace.
 So yeah,
 I pretty much agree with everything he's saying.
 I'm going to be honest.
 Like,
 I think that a lot of the games
 that try to like,
 they try to to build their
 brand off
 of something like this. And I think what people really don't
 like is they don't like whenever
 something has changed.
 Like, for example... don't like whenever something is changed. For example, the Blade movie
 people were saying that the Blade movie was going to be
 it wasn't going to be about Blade, it was going to be
 a secondary female protagonist
 that was going to be the main focus of the movie.
 That's what people don't like.
 I think that the issue isn't
 necessarily that there's diversity or anything like
 that, because you see people that are
 like, yeah, we don't like this game.
 This is a bad game.
 But like a lot of the real negativity
 and frustration comes from
 when an existing game
 has changed in a way
 that people view to be inauthentic.
 It's easy to grift on social issues,
 but it's a lot harder to write good.
 You can platform these issues,
 but you need to be good at your job.
 Yeah.
 That was such a blunder.
 Yeah, it was. And it's very well made video. Yeah, exactly. I mean, I think that a lot of people and this is another issue is that gamers and like an audience has no obligation to see things based off of your morality.
 And this is a big issue that a lot of these people have, because remember what I was saying before about how
 these people are mainly concerned with the optics of an argument.
 And that's why they usually win arguments in public,
 but they lose arguments with the population?
 Like and this is the same thing right? Is that
 it might sound bad to say
 these things are DEI as like another
 content creator or something like that
 but the audience still believes
 this. And focusing on trying to,
 uh,
 trying to appeal to like people then like be like,
 Oh,
 well,
 this sounds bad for you to say this.
 Nobody has any accountability for that.
 They don't care. Like they're not obligated to care about your version of optics and i think that's what the majority of it is always about
 it's always about the optics which are is always in chat. Yeah, thanks for
 the video man. Yeah guys make sure to give it a like that was
 a good one. I like that a lot isn't
 important for gamers to get used to
 playing more diverse characters instead
 of just playing a white male character.
 No, I don't think it's necessarily important for gamers
 to get used to anything that they don't want to do.
 I think also if you try to shift a person's behavior
 why is that important for you? person's behavior,
 why is that important for you?
 Like would you say the opposite
 is important? Probably not.
 And I think that's where again this
 is like another optics thing
 where it's like people say things and they present
 it in a way that makes the opposition seem
 like they're bad people but at the end of the day
 a lot of people don't care about that.
 They don't give a shit about that.
 Like look at Trump.
 I think Trump's a great example.
 Trump does a lot of things that are optically terrible things like calling
 people fat saying this kind of stuff.
 But you know what happens people vote for him peep a lot
 of people vote for them and so yeah that's it but they are fat right but like you know other
 people don't say that because you're not supposed to say that, but the
 actual public doesn't care about what you're
 not supposed to and you are supposed to say.
 This is a made-up
 thing that these gatekeepers
 create in order to control narratives.
 But the actual public
 and what the public believes
 is totally different,
 and that's the point
 that I'm making
 is that these people think
 that they can make arguments
 based off of optics to a population that's not accountable to optics.
 Well, you can't do that because these people don't care about how it sounds.
 They're going to still say that and that's it i'll be right back...... All right.
 Okay, Okay.
 We're back, sorry about that. Make an original game
 yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm making homemade beef jerky while watching? That's good man!
 Watch out media will start calling me a conspiracy
 theorist too. Oh the media has always got
 bad stuff to say about me
 and half of them are right
 yep they're right
 too bad it's still going to happen still going to happen.
 Still going to say it.
 Absolutely.
 Six and so on.
 So the thing is who gives a fuck what the fucking articles,
 who cares?
 Who gives a shit?
 It doesn't matter,
 man.
 Yeah.
 There was only something like character creation as me. Yeah. Yeah. There was only something like character
 creation? Yeah, yeah. Um...
 Fuck, right or wrong? Yeah exactly! It doesn't really
 matter I mean it's just some random
 person typing in our- who gives a fuck
 Like really, who cares?
 People get so focused on this kind of stuff.
 And I think that they forget the fact
 that none of this stuff really matters
 to an average person,
 an average viewer. I think that one of the biggest mistakes that a uh
 what do you call it one of the biggest mistakes that a content creator can make
 is when they start appealing to an audience that isn't their
 audience. And I think that's what happens with a lot of people, they start trying to make content
 and try to appeal to everybody. And then they make nobody like them
 because nobody likes a pussy
 and nobody likes a bitch
 and that's what you are when
 you stop doing what you want
 to do, and you start doing with other people want you to do
 that's it
 how do you feel about body type 1 and
 body type 2 i think it's useless
 pandering you should go back to male and
 female
 it's pathetic that's what I think.
 It's embarrassing.
 If there are so many different body types
 then why is there only two every single time?
 At least commit to it and have body type seven and eight
 and by the way every normal person thinks this
 this is not some kind of crazy take. Every
 normal person sees that and is like,
 ugh.
 Yeah,
 why does type B
 censor the breasts?
 Because it's male and female. Stop it. It's the intellectual dishonesty that is crazy to people. And that's why they're getting pushback.
 It's the obvious and insane intellectual dishonesty.
 Mental gymnastics, yep, there it is.
 What are we talking about on the rank? Elden Ring has it a lot of games have it I think its stupid in every single one of them
 That's the reason why
 It's ridiculous.
 It's ridiculous and delusional. Uh, let's see here...
 I do want to play this game.
 Guys, I'm gonna be honest.
 I'm going to tell you the truth.
 I have no fucking idea how to download this add-on.
 I read the information about it and it doesn't make sense to me.
 I'm going to need your help because I don't have any experience in this
 and the instructions are not clear to me.
 Let me explain the position that I'm at, and let
 me open up all of the windows
 and everything.
 We have the download right here. And I'm going to go through the category, you're our help are you sure?
 Yeah this is my last resort, trust me.
 I'm very desperate because
 I don't know what to do.
 Um... okay so
 Let's see where we're at.
 Okay, so this is the installation rules.
 Drop the contents of the game folder in your Elden Ring directory where the.exe is.
 So, this is the Elden Ring game directory, and
 this is where the exe is
 And I have put the contents
 of this in there
 But I think I could be wrong
 Is this
 the actual contents or is
 this something separate?
 Do I need to have this
 file called game or do I need
 to have the things inside of
 this in there? Because if to have the things inside of this in there because if i put
 the things inside of this in here anti-cheat
 the thing's inside so i have to take this
 excuse me i have to take this... Excuse me. I have to take this
 and then copy it directly into the Elden Ring game file
 inside of here. Is this accurate?
 Yes, Okay.
 Alright, so the reason why I didn't do that is because it would copy the same files
 multiple times which I thought would be redundant, so I assumed
 that wasn't what was intended. I'm going to do that now.
 Cock.
 Give me a minute.
 Okay,
 what's getting uninstalled?
 I thought I was about to uninstall Dark Souls 2, but I wasn't.
 Fuck man, I really wanted to do that.
 I think I'm going to uninstall Dragon's Dogma too.
 I am level 100 or 200 in this game, I've completed pretty much
 everything. Uh...I can always reinstall
 it later on.
 I feel very sad about
 this, I love this game.
 Sacrifices must be made and also the
 game is fucking massive and so that's why i wanted to do it
 and so I replace all of these files, is this correct?
 Yes. Okay. I'm replacing all files.
 This is a 50 gigabyte download, so...
 Maybe back up save files? No all my save files are cloud.
 Back it up, it's fine.
 There's a step-by-step instructions usually in the download site? Yeah, but the
 step-by-step instructions are not clear.
 So like for example
 when it says drop the mod 2 engine
 folder anywhere in the same drive
 drop the contents of
 the game folder. In the Elden Ring
 directory, what is the contents
 of the game folder?
 Like as I said, like, I...
 I have a
 brain that actively tries to
 misunderstand things because
 it's the fact that I'm like super analytical with things.
 So it's very hard for me to understand instructions unless
 they are completely clear. Okay, so this has already
 been done now we're to do the second one.
 So I should also do this and i'm going to copy paste this over as well
 And I should copy-paste and replace this again?
 This is so, like...
 Yeah, I would have never figured this out.
 Because that makes no sense-
 That's so counterintuitive to me.
 Because logically the order in which you would do it
 would matter because you'd be replacing one with the other
 that would be older and so
 there's no order that's stated that you have
 to do it in. So
 it overwrites, yeah but it overwrites
 the one that you just
 overwrote with.
 So yeah, that's extremely confusing to me.
 Okay, anyway.
 So in the mod2engine engine folder go to config.elvenring open text
 okay so i've we're already here so this is where we're at and then look at this line external at.
 And then look at this line, external DLSS it's this line right here
 and I have to change this to
 it says change the directory
 path accordingly
 whatever the Dll sitting inside the mod folder in your drive
 what the does that mean And that's what I'm saying.
 Like,
 I need somebody who's experienced with this
 to can intuit this
 because I can't. I don't have any other information about this They want you to change it from N plus to C plus.
 So do I, you want me to have
 it where it goes from
 Windows C
 and then program
 files and then
 Steam and then probably, and then probably common
 because that's where all the games are.
 Where's common?
 Wait.
 I... Steamapps, common.
 There we go.
 I confused myself? Okay.
 And to Elden Ring.
 ... and to elden ring
 uh where's elvenring uh alphabet's really hard
 okay got it so is this what they're asking me to do?
 No?
 Okay...
 What are they asking me to do?
 Now search for the dll file
 but there's no dll file well there's multiple dlf files there's two here. The DLL, whatever that DLL is sitting inside your map
 make sure to write the path the same way the previous one was written
 Scripts data exposure I
 Don't see that. in engine where's
 engine
 use instruction yeah i i don't understand
 inside the mod uh elvin engine two folder okay so this is the mod engine 2 folder okay so this is the mod engine two folder
 i've already been here it's still not here
 I went through that, I tried to figure that out Certain to shop right to be DLL.
 Let someone call you, but I'm not sure if they know what to do.
 Go up one level? Okay.
 Oh there's too much stuff. search for the exact DLL file but the exact DLL file was not defined.
 Like so if I follow this it has to be an Elden Ring and I don't understand where modding is.
 So if I go to the Mod Engine 2 folder...
 Right? Let me go back up. No, not this...
 Downloads! Okay. So this is the alpha release, this is the mod engine 2
 folder.
 It's not there.
 You skipped a step?
 Go You skipped a step. Go to it, open with the text... Oh no I haven't! It's right here.
 Go into the mob folder now? Okay.
 This one right here?
 Yes, okay.
 Great. How do I... Is there a way for me to copy-paste
 the location?
 I've never done that before.
 Copy location. I've never done that before Copy as path maybe? Copy as Path, okay
 And so I should take this right here
 and replace this in the parentheses. Is that correct?
 Yes? Okay.
 ... and i should remove the second level of parentheses as well. Okay, good!
 Change the directory path accordingly.
 Change the directory path accordingly...
 Oh, right! Right! Okay, okay so that's done.
 Download ReShade.
 Okay, ReShade has already been
 downloaded. I did that.
 I did all this. This is all done.
 Go to the Mod Engine 2 folder
 and launch the game using
 LaunchMod...
 Okay.... the game using launch mod okay
 you have to do the double slashes
 right here Right here?
 Where's the other slash?
 How do I get to the other slash, I feel like a fucking idiot. Where's the other one? Oh there it is! No... There.
 Okay.
 Is that it?
 Save.
 Okay.
 All of them? So every single one of these has to have an extra slash, is that correct? Why?
 Why? it says in the instructions that's the reason why okay
 with the two spaced brackets
 okay the space and the bracket is accurate as well. Okay? It's a programmer thing? Yeah.
 Check spaces? Yeah no that's fine. Save? Okay good.
 Yeah I've never done something like this before so I really don't know what I'm doing.
 Okay now I am at mod engine 2 as well
 and then i have to launchmod.eldenring.bat Elden Ring dot bat. It's this one here, right?
 Okay. Okay. Drop the contents, the contents have already happened
 The mod engine 2 folder is inside of the same drive which
 Is a C Drive of the same drive which is a c drive
 the text manager has been changed
 the downgrade has also happened i went
 through in the console and i added that
 as well
 i changed the updates as well and i added that as well i changed the updates as well
 and i copied them into the game folder as well
 let me make sure that i have done that before i move any farther.
 You didn't configure reshade?
 I did,
 I configured it off stream
 I-I did all this
 off-stream that i could but there's just
 information about this i don't
 understand Hmm.
 Okay... Okay.
 So this has been finished, copy them to the game
 folder.
 I'm concerned that I didn't do this the right way. I guess I did.
 Because they're right here.
 And those are the ones that I moved in.
 Okay.
 Alrighty, guys.
 It seems as though I have done...
 Everything.
 And so it's time to crash my PC with this obvious Bitcoin miner.
 Okay, So let's get it done.
 Where are we here? Mod? No wrong and I click this right?
 I click the batch file?
 Yes, okay.
 The moment of truth.. shades now and start seeing it I'm sorry. Yo! YO!
 Is this... This isn't problematic, is it? Ignore? Yeah.
 Okay. We're away. okay Put steam to offline.
 Okay. Okay. put steam to offline okay how do i put steam to offline
 i don't do this. Friends list? Okay.
 So it's right here, isn't it?
 No. Go on! No?
 Go offline.
 Where it says go offline, is that it?
 Okay.
 It's done.
 Alright, let's try it again so Now, let's see if it is going to work.
 It's not.
 What do I do now?
 Oh, no! so i had this issue and i fixed it okay Okay. You may need to move your save files to a backup folder if you didn't down patch them.
 Okay, how do I do that? it's inside of app data Okay.
 C drive, users c drive users and then app data where's app data It's hidden?
 How do I show it?
 Okay. How do I show it? Windows R, okay.
 Okay.
 Got it! I didn't know you could
 do that.
 So we're looking at Elden Ring
 and i'm assuming these are my save files right here.
 Yes, okay so I can control C
 and I'm just going to make a new window or something new in my desktop here and i'm going to call it elden ring saves and I copy paste them all over
 right
 so at this point
 my Elden Ring saves
 are safe inside of this, and now
 I need to remove them from the original file.
 So I then
 now delete this file from the app data.
 Is that correct?
 And now, I need to run the file again and it should work. Is that also correct?
 Yes, okay Yes. Okay.
 Let's find out... so so All righty. Alrighty.
 Gentlemen!
 No, it didn't work i think it worked i don't know how this is gonna go close reshade uh press home home
 i skipped the tutorial right
 okay Okay. Hmm. Let's see if this person gave any other information about this.
 Yeah, now what? run it as admin
 okay that's a really easy solution so i'm gonna just try and do this right now
 that's the simplest easiest
 solution Does that not work?
 I clicked it, and it didn't work. It won't even run as admin.
 Put the folder back?
 So you're saying i should take this folder the folder in the app data,
 and I should delete both of these files. Is that correct?
 Okay, so now I have the inside
 of the roaming data... i have no information
 i've already backed them up on another file. Everything should be fine with that.
 I did not delete the saves.
 Now, I will try to run the game again.
 Here we go. Steam is in offline mode so Still doing it. Okay. You guys are saying there's a solution for this? This one here. so so It says remove the folder with the numbers.
 Maybe that's the problem.
 It's the fact that the folder exists.
 I never deleted the folder.
 Wait, did I? Maybe I did.
 I'm gonna try that again
 because that's the easiest solution
 and if it works then that saves me a lot of
 time
 okay folder is gone we We're going to do it again.
 It won't work? Yeah, probably not.
 But in finding out what will work you do things
 and find out if they don't work. So let's see if this is what it is.
 ... if this is what it is.
 Okay.
 Alright,
 so let's go to step two. And...let's see...step 2
 and this is the
 This is the one that's stickied on
 the top. So I have to go into the Steam console
 and then add these down patch files
 into the game
 is that correct
 you could try launching Elden Ring normally once and then with the batch file?
 Wait, what really? So I launch it from Steam do it? I am offline. Don't? Okay, I won't do
 it. don't okay i won't do it Okay.
 You're stressing me out, no I'm not stressed out yet.
 I think you're supposed to turn offline mode?
 Your Elden Ring game is not in offline. Yeah it is.
 Properties?
 Should I turn this off the Steam cloud? Okay. And oh, I already did updates!
 Yeah, I already did all of this. Okay.
 Apparently I have to boot up the game
 unmodded once without any save files.
 Okay.
 That's what
 the people that made it say.
 So, we're going to do that?
 Well, I'm going to listen to them because they make the game.
 Right?
 So anyway, so I'm going to go ahead and do I do it from here or should
 I use the EXE from inside of the um uh inside of the folder
 use the exe okay i'm going to use the exe now um. This is a good sign because this is the old one. And I'm in version 1.10, okay good.
 Do I have to make a new game, or do I quit?
 Now quit and use the batch. Okay.
 Quitting. Done.
 Alrighty...
 And now we're gonna use the the Elden Ring batch file.
 Here we go.
 Please work, please work,
 please work, please work, please work.
 It's not loading?
 The other two times I did this it loaded immediately.
 Now it's not loading?
 Okay, okay. all right let's see what happens.
 Gentlemen,
 today we begin a new adventure. Today there has been a mod... actually yesterday or the day before I don't remember exactly when
 There's been a mod made yesterday or the day before, I don't remember exactly when.
 There's been a mod made that...
 And it's still in alpha. It's still being
 tested. It's not finished.
 It's not ready yet.
 But we're going to be giving it a first look today that totally changes Elden Ring
 into a completely different game that is the Bloodborne that we've all been hoping for,
 for many years. We'll see how close it gets.
 Let's find out! You guys ready?
 Yeah? This is Bloodborne on PC, or at least as close
 as we can get to it. Here
 we go!
 I'm gonna be honest...
 ...I'm gonna do like this, because I think it'll look better for the screen but I cannot fucking see this at all
 yeah
 uh, I'll actually
 turn it up to a 6 or seven yeah i'll do i'll do a seven
 okay Okay.
 My eyes are like that? No, it's not that.
 Oh shit! It has new characters
 too?
 What the fuck?
 You can be
 the Inquisitor? The Executioner,
 The Assassin.
 The Surgeon?
 What the fuck?!
 The Aberration? The aberration.
 And these are all
 the old...
 Okay.
 Well, we're obviously gonna go with Executioner.
 Right? I think that we all know this.
 Holy fuck,
 man!
 ... Inquisitor is this?
 I almost want to go with Assassin.
 To use, like, the attacks.
 Show attributes?
 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's look at the attributes. Okay.
 Oh, they're not updated yet.
 Yeah, we don't have the update for the attributes really. Okay, so
 we're not really sure too much about that. Okay, so we're not really sure too much about that.
 Okay, so...
 I'm gonna be honest.
 Actually, the Assassin seems like it's better.
 It does!
 It's got more strength,
 more endurance...
 and more arcane.
 I think we go with assassin.
 On a lower level? Yeah, exactly! So like all have more levels to go with this.
 Look at the Surgeon? Sure.
 There's the two of them right there.
 This is the Dexterity and Intelligence build. This is the Dexterity and Intelligence build, this is
 the Dexterity and Arcane build. This is the Faith
 and Strength Dexterity build, it's like
 the Everything build.
 But these are not really ready yet, I'm assuming.
 So I think we go with the assassin.
 It's either
 assassin or...
 There is a big part of me that wants to do the surgeon.
 Because I bet there are going to be really cool things you can do with that.
 But the Assassin has this gun
 and I really like the gun.
 I wanna try and use it
 cause I feel like the gun is so iconic
 to Bloodborne. Right? The cannon.
 So,
 I think I'm going to go with that.
 Take the assassin? Alright, let's do it.
 You can't upgrade guns yet? Yeah I remember reading
 It said if you tried to do it, it crashes the game.
 Let's try and do this here.
 Okay...
 Damn! Damn.
 Do you guys want to see some of the... Let's look at
 some of the other versions of the characters, okay?
 Oops, excuse me.
 Yeah, let's look at some of the other ones so inquisitor
 that's the inquisitor right there
 and then we'll go back
 and then we'll look at the Executioner.
 Damn...
 That's a big fucking axe, man. Maybe I should have gone with this.
 Okay let's go and we're gonna look at the other ones all right so surgeon
 oh i really like the way this looks this is badass.
 Looks dope, yeah this is really cool.
 Okay let's go to the next one.
 And then we have Aberration. Oh shit.
 Ugh!
 Okay, next?
 I'll see if any of these are ready.
 Oh shit they are! Look at that!
 So this is the baseline character right here...
 The traditional Bloodborne set with the axe and all that you can see right there
 That's the guy yeah, that's John Bloodborn Yharnam Hunter as well?
 It's about the same thing-
 Oh, it's got the axe! Okay.
 Let's see the next one.
 Old Hunter... let's see the next one old hunter
 okay so you've got the longer weapon and everything i guess these are the guys
 from the dlc the ones he would fight like when are
 you going up to lawrence
 and we've got two more the madman damn with a fucking wheel.
 Great. The Absolute Mammoth? Yeah, apparently.
 I wonder what this even plays like.
 I have no idea. And then we've got the last one, this is probably just
 like the...
 It's the Low-Sum
 Dung Eater
 but it's just the low sum dung
 Character level 0 just the loathsome dumb. Character
 level zero.
 Man,
 literal pile of
 shit.
 So with all these in mind, I think that I want to go with the Assassin because
 that's going to give me the option to use some of these ranged weapons which
 I think could be pretty fun.
 So we're gonna go with this...
 And in terms of
 like body type and all this
 We're not going to spend a whole lot of time working on this I'm
 just gonna give them the name or we're gonna move on
 alrighty gentlemen
 is it time?
 The keepsake.
 Oh, you're right!
 Oh fuck, they gave you new ones.
 Crimson Amber Medallion...
 Gives you more health.
 A Manifestation of Madness from the Nightmare used to gain many Blood Echoes.
 A Blood Seed... Okay I'm probably gonna get this fang damp ashes cracked pot bewitching branch
 this is new five sacred branches charged with beguiling power said to originate wait this is nothing again huh okay uh well we're
 obviously gonna go with the blood seed the stats are different yeah no, no I know that.
 But this should be fine.
 This seems very good. Alrighty gentlemen
 Are we ready?
 Yes.
 Let's go to work.
 Here we go assuming this is i must skip this since it's not the same game.
 Yeah, give me a minute.
 I'll skip this since it's not the same thing.
 Okay.
 One second...
 The Great Elden Ring One second.
 Okay, so now what? The ring.
 Oh shit.
 Let me change my camera turning real quick.
 Um... How do I do that?
 Controls, buttons, sent- There it is.
 Okay. There it is. Okay, I feel like that hasn't really changed a whole lot
 Yeah, it's a little bit too fast for me actually
 But it's fine. It's dpi?pi yeah i don't know a notebook what the
 all right let's see what this is going to be like opening this door. Oh shit. Can you jump? Oh my god! I'm already dead.
 So how am I supposed to...
 How am I supposed to dodge?
 Compass F. Backstep, Dodge, Roll and Dash.
 It says it right here.
 I think I might just plug in a controller to be honest.
 Because this isn't working.
 Okay. Oh, there we go. It's not letting me dodge.
 Yeah, I'm actually not able to press the dodge button. Give me a second. Let me figure this out.
 Rebind? Okay, so system controls back step dodge roll dash is B. Hmm.
 You have to lock on? I tried that. Did you notice whenever I locked onto him? Because I thought the same thing. Space is not safe here, but it's Spacebar doesn't work either.
 Try restarting the game? Let's do that!
 That seems like the best idea, right? Let's restart the game. Use a controller? But I did. All right, let's see how this works
 okay Nothing.
 Just rebind? Sure, That seems like a good idea. Let's try and do that. so okay That was keyboard, not controller? I know that. And now i'm trying it with my keyboard. Sorry, it's hard for people to see that so it might be confusing.
 Okay how about 7? I'm just going to keybind it
 to a random key.
 Nope! Still nothing. Oh, I might not have a folder that's correct.
 Give me a minute...
 Okay Give me a minute.
 Okay.
 So...
 Hmm.
 That's not it.
 More troubleshooting? Yeah, yeah these mods are really... I'm not intuitive with understanding things,
 and so it's really hard for me to get this stuff to work.
 Whenever it does work,
 it's usually an accident.
 Okay, so... Yeah, I've also never done it before.
 So I don't really know what I'm doing.
 Downgrading known issues FAQ
 okay give me a second I'm trying to figure this out.
 Files, that's the main file Read the last known
 issue
 Okay Okay. it says updates in the works yeah but i i think that there was something like
 it was there is a uh yeah it was this thing here
 okay Oh my god. Okay, alright. This folder
 should be put in your
 game directory. The game directory is where
 eldenring.exe is held.
 Typically, where the game directory is, it
 should be located here. Put the
 folder within param shift
 param shift?
 Param shift, wait what?
 Param shift bastard, wait where's that?
 I'm confused.
 ... I'm now, I'm confused. What?
 Put the folder within paramshift,
 paramshift bastardized.
 So let me open this up again. I...
 What? you already have it no
 because it says right here
 there should be an underscore
 there's not an underscore it's not there
 I don't have it
 ... crossbow parry for modern
 it's not there.
 This is complicated? Well, it's that the instructions... like the folder
 that I'm supposed to be looking for doesn't exist.
 It's not complicated, it's just the instructions are not complete.
 I don't know what to do.
 Um...
 Try creating a folder? Well, no! Because why would there be a folder if there's nothing in the
 folder? folder if there's nothing in the folder.
 Put the folder within ParameterShift into your GameDirectory directory
 check if it's already in your game directory. It shouldn't be in the game folder. But I don't know.. Bro, what if dodging is turned off in mods?
 It's not.
 The dev is asking
 if I can two-hand my weapon.
 Uh...
 I can try.
 Okay. I can try. I'll be sweet. Okay. So this is the weapon. Can I two-hand?
 How do I two hand?
 Why this right... plus right bumper? Okay. Nothing.
 Try running? It seems like I can run. run So here's what...
 Here's what's happening.
 Let me explain so basically this mod overhauls the way dodging works and makes it a sidestep
 when locked on in the same way that Bloodborne does.
 And the way that I installed the file
 that makes that transition is obviously
 wrong.
 You see what I'm saying?
 You're two-handing the weapon.
 It seems like I'm not.
 Do you have a CHR folder? No.
 I do not.
 Well, Bull happens when you say I go through a process again? The problem is that it says put the folder within paramshift.
 Okay give me a minute there's something... I'm trying to figure this folder. Exit the zone, maybe another zone works. No that's not what's going on. Hmm.
 And to be above 80 IQ for modding? I feel like I've been following the directions pretty well.
 You know, I go to where it says to go and they're not there. Like, I don't know...
 like what am I supposed to do?
 Okay Okay. You didn't change the mouse? That's irrelevant. It doesn't matter, I can fix that later.
 I want to make sure it actually works.. I'm trying to figure it out. Just give me a minute.
 Did you follow YouTube tutorial? There isn't one. There is? Hmm.
 There is?
 Maybe I should just do this here because it says to merge open your folder
 check if there's an HKS file. No, I did that!
 I have it right here.
 It says mod action script.
 Check if there is a hKS file. There is, it's right there.
 There are two of them even. so hmm Can I read the merge part? Oh man. 30 minutes? No, it's gonna take probably
 a while to get this fixed. Like I'm just being honest.
 Doing mods like this is really complicated.
 There are so many
 moving pieces and moving parts. Like,
 you're changing the directory, you're doing all
 this... Like, I tried to do
 a lot of it on my own.
 Um... to do a lot of it on my own. And I just, like the problem for
 me is that
 I'm really bad at understanding
 instructions.
 Because for me me as soon as i can as soon as something doesn't make like one-to-one sense to me it like short circuits my brain
 steam dpi circuits my brain. Steam DPI...
 Let me see how this is...
 The exact same? Yeah, because it just doesn't make sense and so like
 after something stops making sense now i no longer understand what's happening
 okay Okay.
 Somebody has a YouTube video tutorial of it?
 So 17 minute video. Holy shit.
 And I did all this and you want to just copy and paste it there again
 fine okay and i did this they can be installed. But then both of these
 I downloaded it, right? Also because I don't know why I would add that there
 So just copy
 and go back to where your game is installed.
 Wait, so she has the folder? How?. You probably misplaced it? No, I didn't.
 I know I didn't.
 It's in the game folder and downloads?
 Okay. it's in the game folder and downloads okay
 okay here it is so Okay.
 All the fucking files? Yeah.
 Remove the date details, I don't know what I'm doing i'm not going to worry about that okay so you're gonna go back to where your game is installed again it's just going through steam
 right click on copy and then go back to where your game is installed
 again it's just going through steam right
 download graceboard in hot 2 the first thing you want to do besides following
 this i'm downloading this which i will go step by step
 wait it changed everything that was there so it doesn't matter if you replace those things.
 Now, you would need to stop making Steam update the game
 Okay I did that
 So Okay, I did that. So...
 You want to go into your game and all of this? Just copy. Click on Copy.
 And you're going back where your game is installed.
 Okay, give me a minute let me do it
 Where'd it go?
 Okay Okay. Copy,
 and this is where the game is installed
 right here?
 Again. It's just going through Steam,
 Right-clicking Properties Installed Browse Right clicking, properties, installed browse.
 And what you're going to do is just paste
 What you got from here and here
 Okay here and here okay okay all right Alright. Let's see if it works now. Give me a minute. I've got to find it again. fuck
 okay
 um
 okay got it. This should work. Okay.
 Alright.
 Now, let's continue.
 Alright!
 Here we go.
 Can I open this door?
 No?
 Oh, so where's my damage?
 Oh, what the fuck?!
 ... Okay.
 Okay. so so so Gotcha, bitch!
 Alright. There we go. Okay and...we're gonna loot that?
 How do I loot?
 I don't know how to loot.
 Um, how do I-how do I loot with a controller? Why?
 Oh whoa! Oh oh oh oh oh!
 Equipment menu you can equip armaments arrows bolts and armor okay
 and is this what i think
 daniel Damn, bro.
 There it is. Alright.
 Holy shit!
 And yeah, I will.
 Where do I do that to change prompts? keybinds
 no the third tab?
 Okay, good. Alrighty boys!
 We beat the game!
 Okay and I'll get my blood echoes back.
 And now what? Try the door?
 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
 I gotta go back up there.
 ... up there
 okay
 the door is not it doesn't open It doesn't want to?
 Okay, let's keep going.
 I'll see if there's any bullshit that they hid in the back here. I'm assuming probably not, but let's go ahead and just double check.
 No... Ooh! Who the fuck is that?
 What the fuck is this? so Oh. How do I carry?
 Okay. No! Oh! Jesus! I honestly never really learned how to fight that mob.
 Those are the bell-bearing hunters.
 Okay. Oh shit. It's me! okay i will skip this since this is base game stuff
 a blood flask okay those are my heals. Cerulean Elixir.
 Cave of Knowledge.
 Alright, let me go down through this.
 Okay. Ooh, a lamp Okay
 Oh Okay.
 That's easy enough. And how did you guys say I'm supposed to do two-handing?
 What was the way to do it again?
 Oops, I didn't mean to do that.
 Why? Okay. Hmm, Hold Y?
 Oh!
 Okay.
 What the fuck?
 Okay. Holy shit, look at this place.
 Wielding armaments, okay. Okay, that's easy. I'm trying to understand how this works. A lot of these are basic mobs, right? Nothing too crazy.
 Look at the way these guys look!
 What the fuck? Damn! Those are new mobs.
 I probably should use the parry...
 Okay probably should use the parry. Okay...
 Crouching's pretty simple. Oh, they got rid of
 a grass here! Interesting
 decision.
 ... Okay.
 Where's the dang shotgun?
 We'll get to it. Okay.
 Easy enough.
 Damn, bro.
 I put that bitch in the dirt.
 Okay.
 Let's go hunter steak
 okay so it's just stake america but it's called ooh
 damn traverse nightmare fog Traverse Nightmare Fog.
 Spiked Sage.
 What the fuck is this
 his face so Okay, let me go ahead and use the heal. Nice.
 Prey slaughtered? Yeah, get fucked!
 Okay, gentlemen.
 Okay. Okay, gentlemen. okay Okay.
 I am so extremely curious
 to see what this is gonna fucking look like.
 Okay. see what this is gonna fucking look like. I am
 really curious
 Same?
 Yeah Same? Yeah.
 Get this too... Cooperative multiplayer, silencing blank, tarnish bell...
 Okay. How big was the download?
 19 gigabytes if I remember
 correctly. I could be wrong but I think that's the number that I remember
 Equip the gun yeah sure okay
 no no it's not a gun
 okay and then there's the... Ooh! Jump attack. Nice.
 Inventory.
 See? Yeah this is not it.
 That's how they return home. Yeah, it's a special item for the DLC...
 Or not DLC but for the mod. Alrighty.
 Let's do it! Damn. damn
 god damn Look where I just came from. Look at this shit!
 Does anybody know, do they have mounts in this?
 Okay. I can also get material. This is all the same as before. Yes? Okay. Let me see if this works
 the same as Bloodborne or if it's different. Flasks, okay, I'm gonna have a charge...
 Alrighty. And then flasks here. Let me go ahead and
 Oh! I can't level up yet.
 ... And yeah, they do refresh... you rest
 okay let's look around a little bit Holy shit! Go find a doll?
 Yeah, I will.
 I was thinking if I could get up on that.
 Holy shit, this place is fucking massive!
 And it looks like a lot of this was changed also.
 Oh my god...
 Look at the moon! Oh shit, night!
 Damn.
 So it's a normal map? Just more grey?
 No there have been a number of big changes that have been made to the
 map besides just the color like if you've played elden ring a lot you would notice
 that like they moved a lot of the assets around then changed a lot of things.
 Open the map... oh good idea!
 The map looks like it's basically the
 same but I'm not sure,
 i guess we'll have to open it up and
 find out?
 I'm assuming the map hasn't actually been changed...
 So what's the Tree Sentinel, but
 it's the Knight Rider.
 Does he have the same attack pattern? That's a tree sentinel
 attack.
 That's also a Tree Sentinel attack, so is that.
 He likes to do that
 and you can see it has the rally system so i got that health back
 bro I'm not even close Damn!
 You're healing him? I might as well be.
 You're right.
 I couldn't even get in range because of my weapon. Okay, let's
 try to go around him for now.
 Because I'm doing no damage to that guy.
 That guy is really strong.
 Okay. Um. no damage to that guy. That guy's really strong. Okay, death
 to be revived back. Okay, that makes sense.
 Let me go get my stuff back.
 Okay, let's look around. I wonder if i'm supposed to go through that. I'm gonna just start running around and see what happens. Try walking inside?
 Ooh, you can actually try to get around him?
 I don't know guys.
 I feel like that's kind of a bad idea.
 Let's do it.
 Oh, wait. Oh wait, I can just come in through here.
 Oh yeah, this is... oh okay, fuck that!
 Cathedral of Eli.
 Oh fuck, fast travel lamps?
 ... Hey. Okay, this is Carlyle.
 Okay, purchase. What does he sell?
 Throw to inflict damage...
 I can get arrows...
 Cookbook... And what else do you need? I get arrows, cookbook
 and what's these? Note trick weapons
 Okay
 ... Hop on? No, I'm trying to figure it out.
 Can I only leave? Okay, let me leave.
 Pick up this item... okay those are the same ones that were in Bloodborne.
 Let me talk to this guy first.
 Ooh, what the
 fuck? Look at this guy. Buy weapons
 buy attire.
 Oh wow! Okay here we go.
 So we need the big boy. We need that one
 right there.
 And then church cane.
 Oh my god, look at all these items!
 Holy shit!
 The Apostle's Greatsword.
 Is it Hatchet?
 Look at all these new weapons! This is
 crazy, look at all this oh i can buy the cannon
 should i just buy that i'm gonna buy the canon right now
 should i do it?
 I'm gonna do it.
 I spent
 all my money on a gun.
 Okay, a gun. Okay.
 Wait! Wait.
 I don't have ammo.
 What is it?
 Oops.
 Purchase. Okay, what can I buy?
 Cracked pot maybe?
 Maybe that's what I shoot in the cannon. It's probably not arrows,
 right? Probably not bolts or arrows is it?
 I mean it's gotta be, right? I'm gonna try and put both of these in there
 and see what happens.
 Okay.
 That's not it.
 Crafting book is useful?
 I need to also get more souls, too. I don't have the crafting book. I can't afford it.
 I'm fucking broke.
 Okay... maybe Greatbolts? Oh oh that could be it
 okay let's go this way and see if I can find any other things to kill.
 Because I need to get more souls.
 There are some guys over here, let's go over to them.
 You're still on just chatting? Okay.
 What the fuck is this
 So That's easy. So these are all new mobs too!
 Okay...
 More Cold Blood dude! Those are souls!
 What the fuck is that sound?
 What are these guys doing? Let's go over to where I would normally get
 the horse.
 Oh, let me go in that first cave too.
 Yeah, I really want to get a new weapon.
 I actually should have bought the weapon that I wanted
 rather than just wasting the money on
 the cannon because... Oh, this would be really cool!
 Yeah, probably a mistake to do that but it is what it is. Let's go in this first cave and see what happens.
 Oops yeah, that's fine, that's fine.
 Okay... Oops, yeah that's fine. That's fine. Okay.
 Oops! What did I get? Longsword...
 I wonder if that is better than what I have?
 It's definitely not, because I have Bleed right and Bleed is so good.
 Okay... now what's in here? Okay.
 Now what's in here?
 Okay, is this all the same?
 It looks like a lot of this is the same so i'm going to skip through this and we're gonna get to the boss and see if I can kill him
 oh oh
 okay What? I didn't know if I could backstab or not.
 This is pretty clean,
 I'm going to be honest.
 Okay. It's pretty clean. I'm going to be honest. That is a foulie. It isn't Fowler yet.
 Yeah, the rally works really well. Okay. okay Okay.
 Having to get close to the mobs like this is really not what I'm used to doing you know
 yeah we gotta go back to that lightning build man see that
 i learned that from the video Oops.
 Shit!
 I can't move.
 Bloodborne dash is really good, yeah.
 Okay, so he's dead.
 Now I kind of understand a little bit more how to play.
 Okay, so
 these are the same things. Alright now let's go back and get a real weapon okay?
 Like these little fist weapons bro like I'm not about it. We gotta get a real weapon
 i really like the lighting and like all that i think it looks really good.
 Yeah, what do you guys think about that?
 I'll kill these guys on the way
 over.
 Ludwig's sword?
 Isn't that the Moonlight Greatsword?
 I'm pretty sure it is.
 The vibe is good? Yeah, it is.
 I think so too.
 Okay.
 I guess I'll kill this guy too. Might as well get a little bit more extra
 souls.
 Okay. Might as well get a little bit more extra souls. Okay, awesome.
 So yeah there's no weight limit either in the game
 that's my understanding
 so like it's the same as bloodborne i don't think there's
 a weight limit in bloodborne or anything like that you just pretty much use whatever
 okay Okay.
 Reminds me of Dark Souls 2? Uh, oh like this certain area?
 Yeah maybe a little bit.
 Okay...
 Should've made it 30 FPS? I don't know about that.
 Okay. Revered...
 What the fuck?
 The hell is that?
 Cosmically incomprehensible blood echoes?
 Oh, so this is so I can level up. Okay got it.
 Okay all of this is the same.
 Alright so I'm going to go ahead and use this...
 ...I'm gonna buy a lot of the new weapons, okay? And the
 attire... Look at all this.
 What the fuck is that?
 Oh, the Mensis helmet too!
 They put that in- Look at all of this! This is
 all stuff from Bloodborne.
 Holy fuck!
 Look at all this.
 Oh my god.
 The Blasphemous Helmet?
 Deathbird Skull, oh boy!
 Just what I fucking need.
 Okay, now we're gonna get...
 Obviously the main weapon we're gonna get is gonna be the Whirlygig.
 And... main weapon we're going to get is going to be the whirly gig and
 then we're also going to buy Hmm.
 Great iron cleaver, that could be really good.
 Oh it's a halibardo. Let's get that.
 Church Scythe? Let's buy this.
 Colossal Weapon. Let's buy that.
 Giant's Ball.
 Let's buy that.
 Man.
 I guess we should just buy...
 There's a great shield as well.
 I'll buy the shield, just to see what happens.
 Hmm...
 I think we'll use the rifle since it does a little bit of fire damage
 by bullets it does a little bit of fire damage
 by bullets
 yeah but i don't know how the bullets work let me try it out, okay? And... Okay.
 And then we'll also...
 Let me level up a little bit, okay?
 Wait, how do I level up? Uh, Mileena?
 Okay.
 So she's just going to go back and forth between the two of us? you're back goodbye for now melina okay so should i go over there
 now yeah okay let's do it.
 Let's go over there right now, let's beeline for it.
 Because I want to make sure that I'm leveled up so I can be ready to do the fights, you know?
 Where the hell am I?
 Wait did they change the way the map works? There's no way right?
 Okay let's go this way.
 Okay and I'll see if i can use the gun on him. Nice, I can! Oh, I see... Okay so that uses bolts, and so since I already had all those...
 Oh what the fuck?
 That's a lot of mobs. I'm gonna try and skip all that, I'm going to be honest.
 Don't want to take any risks.
 So I wonder if they're going to make her look like the doll. Let's find out.
 Here we go.
 There's no way, right? Because it would be like a cinematic. Greetings, traveller from beyond the fog. I am Melina.
 Okay, they probably don't have it ready yet.
 That's what happened.
 Yeah, they don't have it ready yet.
 This is the alpha for it.
 Okay.
 Spectral Whistle?
 Okay level up! spectral whistle.
 Okay, level up.
 All right so we're gonna level up
 uh endurance we'll put strength up to 20. Dex up to 20. Faith up to 20. Arcane...
 Okay and I'm just putting these- I'm leveling everything up just so I can equip all my stuff.
 And then for spells, are there any spells that I could use?
 It's just Assassin's Approach. That's the only one for now. Okay.
 And how do I
 do this?
 Okay, that's FP.
 No... Sorry this is um no
 sorry this is um it's i'm not used to doing this um okay
 all right now let's see if I can use the other mace.
 Okay.
 Um...
 Oh, wait. The horse? Is there something
 special with the horse?
 Oh wow! Wait what the fuck?! I didn't even notice that. Holy shit!
 Damn!
 It's an undead horse.
 He's got scars and shit?
 Yeah, exactly. Okay, let me go back over and...
 Let's see how much this new weapon hits for.
 Ah, 80. That's not too bad.
 Okay, let's go back over to the town and now that we have
 the levels and we have her unlocked
 let's see how we can build this character
 and try out some of these bosses.
 So the first thing I think we should do is look at getting more arrows for the...
 Do you guys know how to use the cannon? Because I want to use the cannon, but I'm pretty sure I can't.
 Inventory... Let me use two more of these
 dev said 10 quicksilver bullets okay Alrighty, so I just bought a bunch of those. Okay now let's go ahead and make a really good build here.
 Alright.
 Okay, Okay. I was trying to, um...
 I was trying just, um... I was trying to just use the big shield.
 But apparently that's not possible.
 Shit! Shit.
 Oh, shit!
 Okay.
 Give me a minute, actually.
 Let me see what should I buy for armor?
 What do you guys think? Should I just buy some really cool armor?
 I could buy the
 helmet... I'm gonna buy the helmet because
 ... the helmet because
 i could no i'm gonna buy this Fuck yes, dude. Fuck yes, dude.
 Fuck yes! Okay let's go!
 ... Alright.
 Let's... What the hell was that?
 Level up? Oh yeah, you're right. Let me level up a little bit.
 Okay so... let's try this out.
 And we are not going to talk to her yet. Actually, there's no way Round Table Hold is gonna do anything right?
 Okay... Okay.
 Is there a special area Um...
 Is there a special area for that? Or no?
 Alright, Endurance. Okay let's put some more points into
 Health. Okay, let's put some more points into health.
 Okay.
 Yes, the first Rembrandt's boss after. Aftergloss? Okay. Let's go do that.
 This is my first time by the way playing Elden Ring with a controller.
 Actually it's my second time.
 I played it during that preview event with the controller for like five minutes.
 Other than that, I've never done it.
 Let's try out some of these new weapons.
 Okay, and actually you know what?
 Lemme go forward.
 Because we all know how this weapon's gonna go. I'm just sitting on a horse.
 So let's get a little bit closer and I'm going to clear out this area
 and fight some of these mobs. Okay... Okay.
 There's no way, right?
 Okay. It didn't work. Oh, I don't have it equipped! That's what it is. Give me a second...
 Now I've got the bullets.
 Okay. Damn!
 Alright.
 Okay, and now let's try... Oops! I didn't mean to do that.
 Now let's try with the big weapon. Jesus.
 I feel like this is pretty good. So, I can actually just go and
 just...
 Bro, that
 shit is insane!
 This actually makes me want to go try Bloodborne and play that again with this weapon.
 Yeah, AoE them down?
 Yeah I know, that was crazy.
 Okay, let's see if there's anything unique down here
 And after this we're gonna fight some bosses okay
 I'm just thinking about trying out some of the new weapons too
 Okay all this is the same...
 And let's try out some other weapons.
 Oops!
 Give me a minute. Oh wow!
 Fuck em'! Fuck him!
 Okay.
 Should I get a heal?
 Damn, this weapon's really good! Is it this good in Bloodborne? Is it really, it's better?
 Wow!
 Okay...
 Yeah I had no idea.
 And I feel like this is probably going to be an easy mob. This is just one of the basic mobs.
 Yeah... okay.
 So it does a lot of...
 It does, like,
 it does a lot
 of stagger damage.
 Okay, let's see
 if there's anything
 special in these chests.
 Okay. these chests. Yeah, this is
 kind of making me want to try Bloodborne.
 Oops!
 Making me want to try Bloodborne. Oops! Uh, making me want to try it again.
 Okay can you uh spin it up? I don't know. so Wow. Fucking wow, okay. So is the map the same? Let me see if it is.
 Okay, it's basically...
 It's kind of the same.
 Alright let's finish this up.
 Okay... We need our PC Bloodborne remaster?
 Yeah I know!
 I think a lot of people have felt that way for a very long time.
 Okay, that's old items.
 Wait...
 Oh shit.
 I got Frankenstein up there. What the fuck?
 Well, I'm gonna run through this. Okay.
 Um...
 Let me see if I can get back here and kill some of these guys.
 I want to try to kill the giant. I don't know if the two-handed weapon mode is really that good.
 Yeah, I don't know. Like it's okay but it's not like crazy crazy crazy good.
 Wait so can I just... Oh no it uses- ah! It uses stamina because i'm in combat. Of course! What was I thinking? Got it. Alright, good! okay got it all right good
 we'll try to sneak up on this guy
 okay Oh, fuck!
 Look at that!
 I think I know what this is a job for. Oh wait, it didn't shoot!
 Ahhhh, it didn't do that much damage.
 It's okay but it's nothing crazy. one damage yeah Yeah, these guys have more health than the giants in... what do you call it?
 In Elden Ring.
 There's that fucking stomp. Okay, I think it's time for us to run.
 Yeah, I could probably kill this guy
 but I feel like it's too risky.
 Oh! That's a golem
 moveset actually.
 Tactical reset? Yeah, exactly.
 We're running away.
 Okay.
 Let's go to the next
 wait a minute okay let's go to the next um
 the next checkpoint.
 Okay, and what's this? Bloodseeds... okay pretty self-explanatory there.
 All right...
 Now I'm assuming a lot of these other NPCs are going to be the same.
 Okay, go to the boss? Okay. Oh, let me...
 I have to talk to her again.
 I wonder if this is going
 to take me
 into Roundtable Hold.
 Let me see.
 No, not yet. Okay.
 Um... okay um
 let me use a couple more of the things so i can be higher level and then we'll
 fight the boss because it seems like these mobs are pretty
 uh pretty high damage or high health
 okay now i have plenty of fucking souls.
 Okay, level up...
 And we'll get to that...
 Endurance, get some more endurance...
 Strength... Let's get some more endurance. Strength.
 Yeah, let's get
 more health. Okay.
 I think we should be good.
 Alright. Before I do Margit we're going to try the Crucible Might.
 Seems like the best idea since it's closer. Okay, those are the same dogs as there were.
 See if this is any different.
 Level 70 Margit, you're going to destroy him?
 Well I didn't destroy the tree sentinel
 so I assumed that
 I wouldn't destroy Margit. Now I could be wrong
 but that was my thinking.
 Oh I wrong, but that was my thinking. Oh, I need to get
 47 strength. Holy shit!
 Okay.
 I'll use more of them and get up to 47
 strength so I can use that item.
 Let's do this first though
 here we go all right All right.
 I don't know if how many of these bosses are going to be new, how many aren't?
 It's probably just gonna be a crucible night right yeah it is okay
 so let me see how this works
 so what happens if i just want to shoot him? Damn! so That was a mistake okay okay
 well that input read is brutal man holy shit man. Holy shit!
 Try parrying? Okay.
 Give me a minute... Oh, I don't have it equipped!
 I don't think i can equip it without messing up.
 Okay, let's try the big weapon.
 I'm gonna be honest... I think my weapon damage sucks.
 It's actually crazy- parry with the big gun?
 You think that works?
 Okay, let me try it. I don't know... The timing is kind of bad. Okay.
 I don't know if that's doing it correctly or not, because I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way in the game.
 But I know that they
 programmed it to do that, I just don't think
 it's doing it right now.
 Yeah, it does? Yeah's just the guns are supposed to
 do that and I don't have a gun.
 I can't pause either.
 Okay... Okay.
 Fucking bitch.
 Ooh!
 Only pistol, eblen and piercy rifle can parry? Okay.
 Oops I hit the wrong button.
 Oh! god damn it i'm already just gonna do the tail thing, bro. That shit's so scary!
 Okay, I've actually gotta pay attention now.
 This is bad Oh.
 Jesus! God damn!
 God damn!
 Just jump it? Okay.
 I need to stop reading chat.
 Let me try the new weapons.
 Yeah, I looked over.
 Hey, I jumped the first one, right?
 Okay, let's see here.
 Hmm.
 Upgrade the weapons? for sure let me just level up for now
 okay this should give me 47 strength?
 Okay level up.
 44... fuck!
 Almost there. Wait a minute... Okay.
 Level 80? Oh, it doesn't matter.
 I don't even have the weapons upgraded.
 Okay, that's
 47 and I'll
 put more points into faith too in case
 there's something I can use for that.
 Okay.
 And now we have...
 49?! Holy shit! I need even more!
 God damn.
 Okay, level up. Alright.
 And we'll get rid of this and we will use...
 I'm trying to look around.
 I guess we'll use the piercing rifle
 And for this, I will use the Church Greataxe and
 The Giant's Ball. Alright, let's try these new weapons.
 Ooh! Ooh! Okay... Whoa!
 Okay. Alright, next?
 ... Damn!
 Alright, now let's take a look
 at...
 We'll look at the corpse brander.
 Oh shit!
 ... Um, how do I do a weapon art? Yeah, how do I do a weapon art?
 Yeah, how do I do a weapon art
 with the controller
 L2?
 Okay.
 And... We have one more, the Church Scythe.
 Okay Okay. Not bad!
 Let me see what this...
 Yeah, okay.
 I want to see how much damage
 this does.
 Okay.
 Okay.
 Jesus... That's a bonker.
 It is.
 Alright, you guys want to see if I can kill Margit?
 Let's find out.
 Oh no! Oh, it's not dead. Oops. This is so dumb.
 Okay, and what happens if I just like go...
 Jesus, bro. This shit does so much damage- Oh fuck!
 Okay, I'm running take up so much of the screen yeah i know
 i wonder which one does more damage let me try and use this scythe and see what this does. Damn,
 this is a lot of damage, especially
 for being a one-hander, like how fast
 it is.
 Can we try to two-hand it.
 That's pretty good, man. It's agile too? Yeah, I think we're gonna use the scythe or the big axe.
 Alright guys, it's time.
 Y'all ready? Where is he?
 Is this gonna be a base cinematic?
 Is it going to look like it?
 I think that's just Margaret, right?
 Oh. Okay. So the witch-King of Agmar is the first boss.
 Oh fuck.
 Margoss? Oh yeah, good one!
 ... Jesus.
 That does a lot. Okay. so is it the same is it the same attacks let me see see.
 Damn, I feel like he does even more delays, man.
 Okay now what? Is he gonna start phase two what It's slower?
 Yeah, he's a lot slower.
 It's really fucking annoying actually.
 Okay. actually. Ooh!
 He's got the hammer you get from the um what do you call it
 jesus This input reading dick sucker
 okay Bro, I can't knock this guy down at all.
 Okay, let me get the cannon out all right
 it missed come on It missed?!
 Come on!
 Nice. What?
 Okay, I gotta love guns., we'll do this one here. Oh
 There Alright, finish him Oh! Don't!
 Alright, finish him.
 One more.
 Here we go.
 Fucking got him nice talisman box I shall remember. The foolish
 smoldering with thy
 leader's flame
 It's the castle doctrine? Yeah bro
 he was uh
 um, what was he doing?
 Shouldn't have been there.
 He's trying to infringe on my Second Amendment rights.
 Okay, now what?
 Do I go to round table hold
 okay yes
 let's see what round Table Hold is about to say.
 Like if they turned this into the Hunter's Dream
 I would have lost my fucking mind.
 Yeah. I would have lost my mind if that should happen
 okay let's see if i can do incantations if
 they have like special spells for this
 okay so these are still the same for now and
 oh let me see if i can buy anything with the bell bearings.
 Okay... purchase? No, I can't. Cipher ring... memory medallion... Celestial keys okay so those are the
 and this is like the actual, like a Dark Souls armor.
 Great One's Wisdom grants the blessing of an equipped old rune.
 Old rune? Oh I guess those are great runes.
 Yeah naturally.
 Let's talk to the other blacksmiths too okay feel like you're
 not getting hit by a lot of things the reason why it might seem that way is
 because of the the dash thing.
 So in the
 thing it said is to not
 have
 the items that are the ranged attack weapons
 in your inventory when you go
 to upgrade a weapon.
 I just remembered that.
 I forgot what reminded me, but yeah,
 I just randomly remembered that.
 Isn't that crazy?
 You have to put them in a box?
 Yeah.
 It's okay,
 I don't have a lot of upgrade items anyway, so it's not
 a big deal.
 I'm just gonna skip upgrading because
 my damage is already pretty good.
 I can just use those extra souls they gave me
 and I can just do that.
 There's no reason to even fuck around with it.
 Okay, let's continue.
 Have you seen the last Epoch 1.1 trailer?
 I have!
 Or, I saw that it's out but I haven't seen it
 Okay
 So what happens if I try to fight this guy now?
 I think the dash and range weapons make up for low damage versus mobs.
 Yeah, no, it's definitely supposed to be a faster-paced version of the game, right? That's clearly what
 the goal is. Okay.
 We're gonna sneak up on him and hit him with a big attack. what What do you guys think?
 Do we stand our ground?
 I think we do.
 Yes, let's go.
 Oops, wrong button. Hey!
 Wait, that can miss?
 Nice. Nice!
 Okay, he's dead. That's a lot easier.
 Repelling thrust okay so let's keep going fucking dodged it yeah I know that was ridiculous wasn't it? Okay are there any other
 weapons that you guys think I should try?
 I'm gonna open up
 the weapon inventory and let's just take a look
 okay?
 Let me see if i can level up again The scythe? You guys want me to use the scythe more? Okay,
 I can do that. Sure. A parry gun? Oh yeah you're right. I should be doing that.
 Oh, I have a piercing rifle. It should be fine.
 And then... Okay, I've got bullets so that should all be good.
 Okay, so golems...
 And these are all the trick weapons.
 Nightmare mutation? What the fuck? I bet this is really good. Black Cross?
 Does it show
 what it looks like?
 It does not.
 Okay, let's buy this.
 And...
 None of these seem interesting to me.
 I already have that...
 A stone brick and I already got the that one. I guess i'm gonna buy the blunderbuss
 in case I want to use it same with the pistol
 okay Same with the pistol. Okay.
 Alright...
 Let's go ahead and...
 I don't really think I'm gonna to use the bell because the bell is pretty
 much just like the axe so let's use maybe the black cross
 Let me go over to Stormvale Castle Okay.
 Get the pile driver weapon? I don't know what that is.
 Oh, there it is! I don't know what that is. Okay...
 We'll make our way over to Godfrey.
 Er, Godric. Excuse me.
 Hmmmm... Or a Godric. Excuse me. Hmm...
 Okay?
 Ooh! Not too bad. And what about...
 Let's see.
 Corpse Brander, I already did that.
 I think I'm gonna keep the Whirly Gig on.
 Swordstick? Yeah yeah, That's fine for me. Okay.
 Okay all this is the same.
 Let's go over to Godric.
 And keep in mind, like...
 So this version of it is, like, an alpha, right?
 So this isn't, like, a fully completed mod.
 So I know there might be people that are like oh i wish to add this i wish you had that
 i would i would make that known because if the developer knows there could be a
 good chance that it would be changed.
 Okay.
 And let's go back up this way.
 Oh yeah, you guys want me to use the scythe?
 Okay, let's use the scythe more.
 And I'm also going to change...
 The gun.
 How much does the gun do now?
 Oh Six damage, okay
 I wonder if the parry thing works
 It don't Oh no, it doesn't. Okay never mind.
 I think there's a way to download it but um...
 ...I just don't have it set up.
 Okay let's go this way.
 Yeah, because
 I'm pretty sure that would've been a parry
 if it could've been.
 Okay. Okay. Nice! Okay, next boss.
 Or next mob I guess? Not even a boss.
 And I'm gonna skip collecting a lot of the other
 random stuff because
 I feel like a lot of this probably is
 The focus
 is probably going to be on Limgrave
 because that's the first area.
 And if you guys know if there's an area that I should
 check out, let
 me know, and I will.
 Because I don't know what's been
 added and what hasn't been added
 is this new
 no that's the same mob.
 The damage I can do is nuts. I feel like also being able to...
 Okay, let's open this up again and now we use this to open
 this door. No that door. Okay. We get damage? Yeah yeah well the
 reason why that happens and I'm able
 to do so much damage is actually
 because of the rally system. So
 for people that don't know in Bloodborne
 whenever you take damage like one
 of the reasons why people like Bloodborne is because
 basically if I could not
 use my build in the DLC
 for Shadow
 of the Earth Tree in Bloodborne.
 Like cause Bloodborne is designed to
 not work that way, basically.
 So the way
 Bloodborne works instead
 is that... Oh, fire paper.
 Okay so that's the same as like the Fire Enchants but this is the Bloodborne version of it.
 So the way it works is that...
 Wait a second. Oh I forgot about that cocksucker.
 Man, I'm gonna be honest.
 I can't see a fucking thing guys.
 I cannot see a fucking thing.
 I don't even know where I was going.
 Yeah it's too...
 My monitor is just too dark and i actually like the way my monitor looks but um i like the way it looks on screen for you guys, but
 um...
 Uh, what do you call
 it? Uh, playing
 sometimes during the daytime. it can be pretty hard
 but it is what it is i'll just run back
 use the lantern i don't have the lantern i probably should have bought the lantern huh
 can you use the uh the cane from bloodborne yes you can they did have the
 cane added in
 how bloodborne is developed oh right right okay so basically the way that
 bloodborne works is that there's a system and it's called
 the rally system.
 Now, what does the rally system do?
 The rally system allows you
 to continue playing offensively
 and recover health that you would have naturally
 lost in combat by getting
 that health back. So I'm going to let this guy...actually, I'm not gonna let anybody.
 I'm probably get hit by the next mobs up here so I shouldn't even need to let anything happen
 There's a big guy up front here,
 and I'll show you how it works.
 So yeah,
 it's this guy.
 So watch whenever
 I take damage.
 There's going to be
 an orange component
 of my bar
 and that orange component of my bar.
 And that orange component... Let's see if I can
 do the parry for this.
 No, that's not it. So you see that orange component?
 I don't really understand the timing for that.
 So, you see how I get that health back as soon as I deal the damage?
 That's the way it works.
 And so it basically rewards you for being offensive.
 A lot of people really like that system
 so that's basically the same system that's added into Elden Ring
 which makes it a lot easier by the way in some ways but makes it harder on others as with a lot of other
 okay things i said we're going to beeline to godric just because
 as i said i can... I think that the...
 Sekiro had it?
 Sekiro had the rally system?
 Am I crazy?
 I don't remember that at all.
 Okay. remember that at all.
 Okay, let's run through all this. Fucking birds.
 Okay, I can't jump down yet. Um...
 See? I've never done this, by the way.
 So I'm kind of just... I'm free-handing it.
 Wow, I think I fucked up.
 No, I didn't fuck up. Okay, it's done.
 Oh shit!
 Is this a Scion or is it something else?
 This is the Scion room.
 Oh, no it's not! I was thinking of something else...
 Oh, it's THIS guy!
 Damn, I forgot all about him.
 I'm here to defeat Porkins.
 Okay...
 Yeah true. I agree.
 Okay...
 Where the fuck do I get to Godric? It's so dark.
 We gotta take it out. and you can see how like the rally system forces you to be more aggressive
 which is kind of cool.
 That damage?
 Yeah, the damage is really good.
 I mean,
 I don't know if it's like
 crazy good
 but it's just
 very good
 okay i wonder what this is gonna be Okay, so they haven't changed that.
 That's the same mob that was in Elden Ring.
 Let's check on Gauntlet. mob that was in Elden Ring.
 Let's check on Godric.
 Let's see if they've changed Godric at all.
 Dude,
 I'm actually playing this game in the dark.
 Like, I'm sorry if it looks like I'm playing blind. I want to let you know
 It's because I absolutely am.
 I'm completely playing blind.
 Okay...
 Jesus! What is this?
 Or the glasses. I don't even know what glasses you mean
 all right we're gonna run through here Oh, that guy's new too. Look at that.
 Okay, let's make sure we get this before I die.
 No he's not?
 No no!
 Obviously the- I'm saying that the NPC model is new.
 Look.
 You're telling me that's in base game?
 I don't think that's in base game.
 Okay. It's not, right?
 Same attacks. New model. Yeah I'm pretty sure it's a new model
 Okay so now that I got that we can go up to Godric.
 Is this the Executioner? Yeah.
 And then, the birds are the same...
 We'll skip some of these.
 These are also the same so skip that too
 and those are the big guys i remember with like those
 those things that i'm supposed to do like you're supposed to like let the gates come out
 i think that's what it was okay or gates come up all right let's try this out.
 Okay here we go.
 Can I see Godric? Yeah yeah yeah, here we go.
 Alrighty boys. I think this is the same one. Let me double check. Yeah think it's actually just the same model.
 Let me double-check though.
 It still looks the same? Yes, it is. Okay.
 Well they have
 the name changed but they don't have any new model or anything like that from
 it. Let me see if i can do another one of the parries Yeah, it...
 There's no way that wouldn't...
 In Bloodborne, that would 100% parry.
 Are you sure it's the same yeah so
 let me try another weapon i'm gonna try the big weapon.
 Damn, that was a lot farther than I remember. Oh, I thought he brought his hands up for that.
 It's been a while.
 I haven't played this in... You know, I haven't done this boss like seriously
 in a bit.
 It's weird to weird for me to fight
 a boss without fat rolling.
 Oh, he's doing the thing.
 Okay. oh he's doing the thing decide this better yeah i think so too I was worried that wouldn't happen.
 If that didn't happen,
 I would have been dead.
 Okay. Okay, let's use the scythe.
 I don't know. Okay. so
 yeah i need the kerr camera oh yeah i'll try
 the other uh The big mace.
 I'll get...
 I'll die.
 I'll die for this one so i'm pretty close anyway
 actually like i actually could have killed him here okay yeah let me die and I'm going to try the other weapon.
 Okay.
 Let's try this again.
 Okay. Let's try this again. Okay...
 So we'll swap out the scythe and we'll use the big hammer.
 And then the whirlygig, we've already tried that a lot...
 Try the black cross?
 The corpse brander maybe? Black Frost.
 The Corpse Brander, maybe?
 Okay.
 Let me try the biggest weapon possible.
 I missed Bloodborne? Yeah, it's a good game man. It really is.
 Okay...
 400 damage.
 Look at this stamina
 oh so so good man please remaster it i think a lot of people want that man i don't know why they haven't done it
 does he do three times
 i know there's part of it whenever it doesn't three times, but I don't know when.
 Sony bullshit? Yeah, I know! uh Watch towards him. oh Damn. Yeah, this hammer is nuts.
 Okay! Gotcha bitch! okay gotcha bitch bathed in rays of gold.
 Okay, we got the old rune
 and communion rune as well
 and then my equipment I can actually put another talisman And Communion rune as well.
 And then my equipment, I can actually put another Talisman in too...
 Okay!
 Let me go back and uh- I'm gonna use the grace.
 I'm going to teleport back to the church.
 Where the hell did it go?
 Oh, I keep fucking forgetting.
 It's not...
 Yeah, okay.
 Okay, let me use this here. Okay. I'm going to use this here.
 It wants you to try
 a trick weapons?
 I don't know how
 to use them.
 That's the problem.
 I never did that
 in Bloodborne.
 That's the reason
 why I didn't do it.
 Get the pile driver. what is the pile driver
 what is that and i will i will try it and and do it.
 This is by weapons. Stay there. Steak driver, I guess?
 That's probably what you mean.
 Okay, let's try it. What the fuck?
 Huh. Uh, big heavy attack? Okay.
 It's not too big of a deal.
 Let me try it with this.
 Oh! Let me try it with this. Damn!
 Actually, yeah, let me go over there and see what happens. I'm gonna use that on something.
 Okay... I'm gonna use that on something. Okay.
 Here we go. Oh, I hit the wrong button.
 I didn't have it two-handed.
 Okay, now we can do it. so I wonder why that happens.
 Kind of impressed that bit? Yeah.
 It's ejecting the blade?
 Oh, okay, yeah. As I said, i never really did a lot of like tech stuff i played through bloodborne twice but i don't really know a lot of like the mechanics to be honest
 um someone blast them up, it seems really good.
 Holy fucking shit!
 God damn.
 Yeah, they put a lot of work into this.
 So like yeah,
 I don't know how much of the mod is fully done and finished
 so I'll probably stop doing it for now at least, but if you guys want
 to download the mod and try it out for yourself, I'll show you how to do it.
 Give me one second... Check the dragon at the lake? Okay, yeah
 sure I will. That's like one of the first
 bosses so I might as well.
 It's promising? Yeah this is very promising
 Give me a minute
 There have been a lot of um check out accio yeah no i will i will
 here we go oh what the fuck
 wait what the fuck is this?
 Oh shit!
 ... Shit
 He ugly yeah he is What does he do?
 Does he go up in the air and breathe fire? so Let me see if I can get him to go up in the air. Oh.
 Okay, here we go.
 No, this is just a slam? Oh! Bro, I cannot fucking hit this guy.
 Okay here we go.
 Does he breathe fire? Yeah, he does.
 So this part is very much like the dragons in Elden Ring. Let me see if I can use this. I need to use that fucking scythe, man.
 I'm gonna figure out how to use that scythe right now.
 Oh fuck!
 I can't change it.
 I can.
 No... I can't. No, where is it?
 Okay we're good.
 Okay... Okay. Don't think this is a bug, this is what they do in the base game too guys. Okay let me let to go around.
 What, he just changed his mind?
 What the fuck this son of a bitch bro gave up yeah he actually just gave
 up gave up yeah he actually just gave up
 where's the boss?
 Oh.
 Very good. Okay, didn't he?
 That's right. Yeah, if you kite him too far away
 He immediately teleports back to where
 He was originally at
 Little Elden Ring thing Okay a little elden ring thing okay let's come back over here Nice. Oh! Okay, we're good.
 Damn, I didn't think that was gonna happen.
 The dragon faked me out
 i hit the wrong button. okay Hmm. Okay, let's get off the mount. We're gonna fight him here. Where's he at?
 Get the fuck out of here.
 Nice!
 I like this mod a lot.
 I think it's got a lot of potential.
 I do, I think
 it's gonna take some time obviously, like
 Elden Ring is a gigantic
 massive huge game, convergence which was one of the biggest mods for dark souls 3
 took over a year to get released for elden ring even then, that was only
 a version 1.0, I think,
 right? I don't even know if it was that.
 So obviously
 doing something like this is going to take
 quite a long time. But, uh...
 I think it's definitely
 a pretty good start. What do you guys- there's only one guy
 doing this by the way? What the fuck?
 Holy shit!
 But yeah, I'm impressed.
 I think it's pretty good. Did you guys like it or not? What do you guys think?
 Yeah, I was pretty impressed. I liked it.
 It's great yeah
 i want to see a complete yeah for sure
 i'll link you guys the mod. Give me a second.
 Where the hell is it?
 Okay, yeah here it is.
 And there's the mod right
 there.
 It's crazy, dude.
 I didn't think it was just one guy, man. That is insane. Oh my fucking
 God. Wonder what Landau looks like?
 You know what I bet it looks like?
 The exact same thing it looks like in the actual base game.
 That's what I think, probably the exact same thing because he probably hasn't done that part yet.
 That's one of the last parts
 of the game.
 Showcase a custom trick weapons, that'd be awesome.
 Uh which ones?
 Yeah what are the weapons? I guess i can just buy all of them right.
 The cane okay.
 Give me a second I'll do that. so so Okay, we got a lot of them now.
 Here we go!
 Okay, so first we'll look at the wrong one we'll get a church cane and then we will look
 at the beast hunter thing and then i saw the gauntlets already,
 The Man Catcher. Alright here we go.
 So this one right
 here is the sphere
 Okay Okay. And then you have the
 two-handed I actually don't know what this moveset is even from. This is cool!
 So there's that, that's a thrusting sword
 thrusting sword yeah exactly so you've got that okay and then you
 have this one here
 and these are some of the old original global uh bloodborne
 uh blood-borne weapons you have this here
 and we change this again.
 Bro, that dash!
 It's actually really good. What do the weapon skills do? Oh, not a whole lot.
 Um... Yeah I'm pretty sure a lot of them don't really have attacks.
 Maybe maybe I don't understand them.
 Okay and then you have this here...
 And then uh is that the other one oh yeah the church came
 oh wait no i just did that okay there's this here Ooh. Ooh, look at this!
 Holy shit!
 Oh my god. Are there any guns? Yeah, I tried it. What was that stuff?
 Yeah exactly, sick out transforms. out transforms yeah so there's those
 and then you've got the bone wheel let's go ahead
 and go through some more of these the graven axe
 and giant hand all right This is the first one.
 I think that what's pretty impressive...
 The most impressive about this mod
 Is the fact that they... so Jesus.
 Imagine how much damage that must be.
 God damn! Do they have switch attacks? They probably do, I just don't know how to
 execute them. Okay now let's go with the next weapon.
 Okay now we've got the wheel.
 There it is.
 Okay... okay so No fucking way.
 I wonder what this is gonna do to them.
 Okay, here we go.
 Okay. Okay, here we go. Oh my god.
 This is fucking broken.
 Wait a minute, what happens if I try it against that one guy over here?
 It's easy mode, yeah, I guess so.
 Like you know the big guy here.
 I want to see this.
 Okay, there he is.
 He don't... oh you're right!
 Oops! Oops. There's no way it's just gonna destroy this guy, right? Oh, I don't... Oh, I guess I don't have any flasks left. oh my god
 this is so fucking ridiculous.
 I have to try it, right? I have to try it against a boss.
 Try it on the giant
 right I was gonna try it on the Knight Rider, but this is a better idea.
 It drains a lot of stamina? Yeah, it does. But I wonder if the stagger is so good that
 it doesn't matter. Can you set it on fire? Let's find out so so It's hard for me to hit them with these things out.
 Oh my fucking god
 it's so good Oh my...
 I ran out of stamina. Let me kill these guys die.
 Or, you know, like
 I take some damage.
 I can just heal.
 It's not a big deal.
 He doesn't do hardly any damage because my level.
 Okay.
 Here we go.
 Okay. Dude, that Stax bleeds so fucking fast. Wow.
 Bro, I'm so mad I didn't use that on Godfrey
 or Godric. That would have been
 so fucking funny.
 Actually, yeah, I That would have been so fucking funny. Actually broke the...
 Yeah, I feel so dumb.
 Try and campaign boss?
 Let me see.
 Is there a boss that I can do
 that's nearby?
 I think this one will run away a lot.
 This one runs away a lot. This one runs away a lot.
 It's hard to say...
 Yeah, good points on Arcane?
 Yeah, Margit? Yeah.
 Grafted Psion?
 Well I guess I could do that
 yeah
 Imagine fully upgraded Crucible Knight? Oh right
 I didn't kill the Crucible Knight? Oh right, I didn't kill the Crucible Knight.
 Okay...
 Well there's no way it's gonna work on Crucible Knight.
 I really don't think so.
 Wait but what if I- What if I free cammed and I tried to actually drive around all of his attacks
 there's no way that's gonna work right Top right boat skeleton?
 Oh, the Tibia Mariner? Yeah that's a good idea.
 Stamina during boss fight though?
 Yeah no you're right.
 Maybe I should, before
 I do it, I'm gonna just use all of the
 souls I have and put literally
 every single point into stamina
 so I can have it go for as long as possible.
 Okay? Give me a second Okay, that's 303.4 million.
 Okay, that should be enough.
 Okay... Level up!
 66 endurance.
 Okay.... I am become wheel? That's right.
 Okay, why is it so small?
 Well, it doesn't need to be that big does it?
 It's too bad I didn't get more of that fire paper. I'd say it's about average size for sure.
 Okay, here we go. so so so so Oh, I thought
 I'd be underneath it.
 I'm getting my health back
 Oh my god
 This is the dumbest fucking shit. Here's the other thing, I'm pretty sure right?
 Yeah, I don't have one is there a place for me
 to buy more of them There isn't, right?
 Craft them?
 Okay.
 Let me get killed.
 Okay. Let me get killed.
 Okay. Damn, bro.
 I was about...
 Dude, I was about to stop without even doing that.
 I didn't even know this.
 Asmodee crafting?
 Yeah, I know. I never craft even know this. Asmodee crafting? Yeah, I know.
 I never craft ever.
 Okay, so item crafting...
 Oh, I can't do it.
 So I've got to teleport back.
 Give me a minute.
 Okay. okay Okay, don't care about that.
 Let's see if I can buy maybe from him. Maybe it's a bug.
 Can't rest at the lamp right now.
 What?
 It's like a bug.
 Okay. Just like a bug? Granny?
 Where the fuck is she? I don't even know. so This is so stupid.
 This is actually so fucking stupid.
 This is the strongest weapon in the game by the way
 it's not even close A fucking drive-by. There we go.
 Where's this guy?
 This is the way I felt in Dark Souls 1.
 And you know exactly where.
 Whenever you're about to fight Pinwheel?
 Yep!
 Hit and run, yeah exactly.
 Okay well let's look at some of the other ones too all right so you've got this one
 pretty simple Okay, you've got that one too. Screams? Yeah I know. Try Ludwig's Holy Blade? I didn't see that! It wasn't in there.
 Okay wait- oh I already showed that one.
 Okay.
 Is this threaded cane in this?
 Yeah, I think I already showed it or if I didn't
 I'm about to.
 Okay.
 Is this the first one so What the fuck?
 Okay, next. Okay. Next?
 What? I think I don't have the what
 i think i don't have the uh the energy for it
 okay and okay and this is the larger weapon Okay, and...
 Okay. And this is the larger weapon?
 Damn! Look at that donk!
 That's so good!
 I'm gonna kill my character so I can get my mana back.
 ... Okay.
 Where's the lamp right now?
 I still don't know where the fuck Rani is,
 but it is worth this.
 Okay.
 Now we try it.
 Ooh!
 Ooh! Oh Jesus
 So I guess that must be it.
 It gives you a buff. Yeah, it's like Seppuku.
 Exactly.
 Then we have this one here.
 Let me go ahead and... Oh fuck, I need to see if i can find out where this fucking character is. Fuck. It's the chair, but she's not in the chair.
 But she is not in the chair.
 See? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills guys.
 People tell me to look in the chair where the fuck is the chair?
 It's not even a chair it's a bench!
 She gone yeah uh there's no way I can get out of here. Is she gone? Yeah.
 There's no way I can go over here, right? Like see her? No.
 Okay.
 The mist is gone?
 Oh you think maybe now I'll be able to do it? Let me assume. The mist is gone?
 Oh, you think maybe now I'll be able to do it. Let me see...
 Don't think so.
 Okay. alright.
 So next weapon is this one here. Okay.
 All right, now the L2.
 Or R2.
 Okay.
 Now let's look at some more.
 Hunter Axe.
 Saw Cleaver.
 Amygdala arm okay
 damn What the fuck?
 Eww. Okay, this Okay.
 This, by the way, was the weapon I beat the game with
 because of the R2.
 Does the R2 do it? Yes,
 it does. This shit, bro. I killed i killed orphan of costs on my first attempt and lawrence
 on my first attempt getting carried by this r2 it was so broken, it is insane!
 Can you see Amundal arm?
 Yeah. Oh no I already did
 Okay
 Yeah cause it was this one right?
 It's still broken? Yeah it is.
 I think we did that one. Burial Blade,
 Beast Hunter Scythe
 and Beast Cutter
 These are the final three
 Okay, that doesn't do anything. That's fucking badass.
 Oh my god!
 That's insane! Okay, there is this weapon too. Bro I should have used these weapons. Dude
 I just went for the big weapons? I didn't realize you could swap them out! These are nuts
 You missed Blood Veil? Okay.
 Yeah, the weapons are cool.
 I think that's probably the most interesting thing about this mod is the weapons.
 Like it's the amount of new weapons they added into it. This is crazy
 That's my favorite part about it at least and I took literally zero
 I didn't do anything about it like I didn't try any of the new weapons at all. I didn't do anything about it. Like, I didn't try any of the new weapons at all.
 I didn't even know this. Uh...I should've. And yeah,
 I'll try the new Blood Veil. Okay, so I need to get 19 Arcane?
 Okay. arcane okay i want to make sure i didn't miss anything else that's like a crazy I'll try the chain whip too.
 Okay. Bloodletter? I bought it, but I need to get arcane. Let me do... let
 me use this and I'm gonna get my arcane level up.
 Okay, here we go. Just in case there's anything else I need.
 Okay, here we go.
 Let's try out these last new weapons.
 Okay, and...
 Blood Veil? I wonder what that's like.
 Church Cane, I did that. Black Cross, I did that.
 Corpse Bender, I did that. Churchpsebander, I did that.
 Church Scythe, I did that. Chain Whip,
 I did not do that.
 Okay. These are the last two.
 Alright, this is the whip.
 Ooh! Ooh! Alright, this is the whip.
 Okay... and now we'll use the R2. There's not really much of an R2.
 Yeah that shit is fast! yeah that's fast
 holy okay and now we have this is the moon veil. Not that interesting.
 But that is... Oh, wait a minute. so This ability, this weapon is in the DLC but there's a follow up to it.
 That's why I was trying to see if I could do the follow-up.
 The rot? I don't know.
 Let me see what it does.
 It has no passive...
 It says it has
 no passive effects.
 Uh, let me see
 what it says.
 Move.
 Oops.
 Didn't mean to do that.
 Um, switch view.
 Uh, actually let me just go and do this okay vileblood's finesse
 press strong attack again for a double sweep. Okay, I already did that.
 Damn! Bro this shit is crazy.
 God damn!
 God damn! That's impressive man.
 Looks badass? Yeah it does.
 Fuck... Fuck.
 Fuck, man! Why did you not upload the full gameplay of it?
 Of Jar-Silk Warborne? I just pretty much played through on my second channel.
 I didn't really think of it as content, to be honest with you.
 That's the reason why.
 Did I already kill the Banished Knight?
 I killed a lot of
 the bosses already. Yeah,
 I already did a lot of that.
 Let me try and see how much damage this does.
 Bro.
 I should have used these other weapons. These other weapons are fucking insane
 Jesus Jesus.
 The attack block with weapon art is god mode? Yeah it is.
 That's so good!
 They're sick as fuck they'll have fun? Try the tongue? Okay
 Over wait Tongue? Okay. Where are we?
 The whip? Okay.
 You should have tongued Gondric. I know!
 Man...
 MAN! Man. Okay.
 Surprise! This is so ridiculous.
 Please try the brick from the shop
 honestly after trying everything else we are 100 going to try the brick from the shot.
 That's probably a 372 HP overall, that's...oh no it's not the damage The damage damage doesn't matter, right?
 The damage is irrelevant.
 What's fun is about seeing what the attack patterns are.
 That's it.
 Don't forget two-handed nightmare mutation. I didn't see that.
 Oh, this? Okay. Well, I already have that.
 Let's buy another one.
 Where is that brick?
 Got it. Alright!
 I will try the two-hand this again. I don't think it works though, to be fair. Stone brick and there's one more that I did.
 Okay Okay.
 I don't see where Rani is at all.
 Okay. So there's this, this is the brick okay
 so there's this this is the brick okay the brick is literally just a fucking brick. Alright guys? Nothing exciting.
 Next...
 That looks pretty cool, actually. I like that.
 Okay...
 And this is just two-hander? Okay.
 Alright. This is just two-hander. Alright...
 There's one more I didn't show.
 Wet Nurse Sickle, there it is.
 Now I can't two-hand this? I don't think I can! Wait... I'm not sure if you can see the Oh my god.
 Okay, and this is the sickle attack.
 And...
 Now you have two of them.
 There it is!
 This, by the way, is 100% the best one.
 This is fucking amazing. I'm so mad I didn't try and use this.
 I'm so mad.
 Holy shit, this is fucking cool!
 Can you two-hand a brick? No, you can't.
 I tried it didn't work.
 So there it is!
 With the OG Bloodborne? Yeah, maybe we'll see what happens.
 Running R2s are also funny? Okay, let me try that. so Wait a second.
 God damn it i go to them
 okay here we go This is so ridiculous. God damn, that's insane!
 Holy shit.
 You one shot it, i guess 800 damage
 better than the wheel yeah but i like the wheel more this is awesome This is so cool.
 Wow.
 Wheel on fire is so cool yeah it is
 jumping attacks okay so Man.
 Man!
 A little spike in me, but yeah
 the ability it is, is it's the one
 from the mobs in Moog's
 Palace. You know?
 The red boys that go
 you know,
 those are the ones it is.
 W mod you know those are the ones it is w mod yeah exactly you can't restart the game oh i mean i i'm gonna be really curious to see
 how this mod evolves i think the coolest thing about this is something
 i didn't even do until like 30 minutes ago, it's the weapons.
 I had no idea there was... because I just assumed
 the weapons are like, there's no way that's what it was. That is
 crazy!
 Should we try any face in playing this?
 We gotta watch the Bloodborne playthrough now?
 Well to be fair, I didn't do anything else.
 You just on a troll cave boss near
 the dragon area? You're thinking of the
 fallen star beast.
 Imagine taking the wheel versus Margit, dude I gonna be honest. I think this is the best weapon.
 I do.
 I think this is by far the best
 weapon.
 Look at that.
 Look how I run. I stand. Oh! look at that probably i run i stand oh my god
 it's so good Good. Man! man
 why am i saying like a moron though, that's how I stand in real life.
 They're gonna make a Bloodborne open world game now and call it something else?
 They should!
 They absolutely should.
 Is this Graceborn? Yes it is. So
 anyway, my thoughts on
 the mod... what do I think about the mod?
 I think this is fucking awesome
 I do
 I really liked it a lot, and thought this was really fun.
 I think that for anybody else
 who's going to play the mod
 my best advice is try out
 the new weapons
 and just level up your base stats.
 This is impressive?
 Yeah, this is really cool, man.
 This was really, really fun.
 I just think that the weapons were so awesome.
 Oh! think that the weapons were so awesome
 remember what was all i can say yeah exactly can't wait to see it finished yeah i'll link it to you guys again
 yeah there's the mod if you want to download it yourself,
 it will take probably four hours
 to figure out how to do it.
 But if you want to spend that time,
 uh...
 You can actually play the game
 just like I did today.
 So that's basically it.
 Um... Imagine when it's fully finished? Yeah, exactly.
 It is nuts!
 Seamless Co-Op Mod allows you to summon anywhere?
 Oh yeah no doubt. I mean I'm sure there's a lot of ways that you can
 use it to take advantage
 of different situations, etc.
 But either way, I'm going to call it and I'm going to do
 some other stuff and eat and just chill for a bit.
 I will be back on tomorrow.
 Tomorrow?
 Um,
 I'm not sure
 what we're gonna do
 tomorrow actually.
 I don't know.
 Uh,
 I might be doing a sponsor.'m not be doing something else but
 uh regardless I'll be back on tomorrow and we're gonna get into it so thank you guys all very much
 for watching I really appreciate it and, I'll see you all then!
 Bye boys!
 Peace!
 See ya!